Unfiltered Disclaimer

Disclaimer: The Unfiltered and Crude Proclamation of Unrestrained Speech

Alright, folks, listen up! Before we dive headfirst into this circus of crudeness and uncensored banter, here’s our no-nonsense disclaimer, served with a side of Fladge humor:

Preamble:
Look, we’re here for a good time, not a politically correct time, alright? In this crazy world, where snowflakes melt and everyone’s a critic, we’re just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes. So, here goes:

Article I – Let’s Get Ridiculous:
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guests, hosts, or any random loudmouth, is to tickle your funny bone, tease your gray matter, and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence. Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.

Article II – Offending Everyone Equally:
We’re equal-opportunity offenders, alright? We don’t give a hoot about your gender, race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs. We’re here to roast everyone from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves. No one’s safe, not even grandma’s apple pie.

Article III – Screw Political Correctness:
Listen, we ain’t here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything. So, if our jokes offend you, tough luck. We’re not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings. But hey, if you can take the heat, we promise we’ll dish out some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.

Article IV – Fake News Alert:
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional as a three-dollar bill. Any resemblance to real-life events or people, whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard. We’re pretty sure the Earth is round, but honestly, who cares?

Article V – Parody, ‘Cause Why Not?:
Parody and satire are our bread and butter, folks. Any likeness to actual people or characters is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit. We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar, but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.

So, in closing, if you’ve made it this far without getting your undies in a twist, then congrats, you’re our kind of people. We’re just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy, and remind everyone that life’s too short to be serious all the frickin’ time. So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride through the absurd realms of our humor while Fladge Rants Live. ???