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The time is now.
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10:02 p.m..
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Do you know if your perception comports with reality?
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live number 100.
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We have hit the century mark.
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Now will we rest on our laurels?
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I mean, well, how about if my niece just made me
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a great uncle for the first time today?
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Or. Or what is one of our important
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show personalities is stranded at the airport.
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Is that an excuse to mail it in or out?
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If I'm starting a new job in just a few hours?
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No, no, no.
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Today we are discussing everything in existence,
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nothing less than all of reality.
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So here we go.
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Hold on tight.
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Big show for you. Number 100.
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And,
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let's see.
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I like to compare,
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the human experience and trying to figure out what's going on around us
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and compare
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that with, a detective trying to investigate a crime scene
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by peeking through the the keyhole,
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from the room next door,
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Plato's Republic,
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had dialogs,
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one of which was the analogy of the people that live in a cave
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and saw the world through shadows on the cave wall.
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So they're chained up, facing forward,
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the fires behind them, and all they can see is their own shadows.
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And then one of those people
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breaks free of the chains, leaves the cave.
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And it's it's painful, it's confusing, it's disorienting.
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But once they get used to it, they realize, wow,
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reality is so much cooler than we used to think.
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But the trick is, because of that adjustment period,
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how does he go about going in
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and freeing the rest of the people, and show them how much bigger reality is
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than they ever could have dreamed or hoped possible
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humans
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don't have that much of a chance of figuring things out,
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and it's, it's really a matter of perspective
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or scale, both time and space.
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We are about this size,
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and so things are really, really small to us or really, really big to us.
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It's hard to see and understand.
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Also, we live a very short
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amount of time and in the grand scheme of things,
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and it is hard to wrap our minds around
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longer periods of time, and we don't move quick enough
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for to understand, really to grapple with concepts of high speed.
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And so it is very difficult for us to understand the world around us.
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And it's remarkable that we've been able to do any of that.
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When you look at the difference between us and the rest of the animals,
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really the only difference is we wear clothes.
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Like sometimes we get dressed up for an important show.
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We also have
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the uncanny ability of cooperation which animals
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do answer incredible at it.
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But our communication
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allows us to stand on the shoulders
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of giants.
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I am guilty of confirmation bias.
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And there's.
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There's a couple of charlatans
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in the fringe world that I like to follow,
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but they're guilty of this confirmation bias.
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And I'm talking about Graham Hancock and Billy Carlson.
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I've got all of Graham Hancock's books,
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and I know that if you start with a conclusion
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and work your way backwards trying to prove that.
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You might reach the wrong conclusion because you started with it.
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You're just if you're just trying to prove something
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and you're throwing out everything that that could,
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that they could disprove it, you're not
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applying the scientific method, which is our greatest tool
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at solving this mystery of this reality.
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The world around us.
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Billy Carson,
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is a charlatan,
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and I want to believe
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he quotes.
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He tries to avoid Zechariah Sitchin
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in his translations because, like the
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the two guys I just mentioned lacks the credentials.
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They aren't archeologists, they aren't trained translators.
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They're they all start with.
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An idea that they're trying to prove,
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and lost high tech,
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that, alien.
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They all start with extraterrestrials
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and try to prove that that's how we got started.
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I want to believe.
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I like the idea. I,
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I see
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evidence of it in our holy scriptures.
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Also in India, the Bhagavad-Gita,
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has mentioned of these things
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the Epic of Gilgamesh, known as the flood myths.
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And the and the same flood myth is in the Bible.
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And,
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the I looked at the Mahabharata and now I can't read Sanskrit, but
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in the model Bharata,
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it details.
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I'm not even kidding you about this.
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It's just like Star Wars, a galactic war.
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Like they scorched Mars
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and, and Billy Carson, he talks about pyramids.
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Mars and the scorched
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half of Mars and Graham Hancock.
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So he's flying around the world looking at at various archeological sites,
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trying to endorse his own idea
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of what's going on. And,
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I think
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I think there's some basis for for what they're getting at,
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but they're not truly using the scientific method. So,
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it's it's hard to jump on board.
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George Lemaitre, do you know who he is?
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Belgian priest now,
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and the father of Big Bang cosmology now.
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He begged the pope not to use Big Bang
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cosmology in apologetics, to no avail.
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They turn that into.
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And God said, let there be a big bang.
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Einstein said of said two Lemaitre,
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your calculations are correct, but your physics is atrocious.
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Now, reality doesn't care about your feelings.
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Reality doesn't care about your pronouns.
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Reality is binary.
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So, we've got a huge show, so I'm going to cut my monologue
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short here and get straight away to a mount
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Rushmore.
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Now, this.
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The one thing of Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just, oh, there's a four.
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The I've got a two for here.
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Greatest inventions, you know.
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Back to the fire and the wheel.
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A little more modern lenses and optics.
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Ever since we invented the telescope and the microscope.
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Things have really progressed for us.
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This this keyhole to the crime scene that we're investigating
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opened up for us
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with the invention of lenses and exploring optics.
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So, and of course, the,
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the greatest advancement in that is the James Webb telescope.
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Now, it use it's way far beyond optics and lenses,
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but that is the
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the pinnacle of where that pursuit led us.
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I would also throw in that this Mount Rushmore,
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the Large Hadron Collider
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and those other things
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that I wrote down, of course, were the Turing machine,
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computers, the internet, that kind of stuff.
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And, I guess give me the wheel.
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Now, since it is our 100th episode.
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I'm not sure if you noticed this, but our, our opening thumbnail included
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all 99 previous thumbnails in the background.
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Pretty cool.
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And I,
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I've, I wrote down a few of my favorites.
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It's hard to gauge a metric for this, but.
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I kind of throw out the ones that had millions of views
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because of click farming, but I would like to keep
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the ones with high view counts like, Sonder
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and 7000 views, natural views, real views, not not farm views.
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But it was the Dave Bob.
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But it bootstraps one of my personal favorites.
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I have a ton of views.
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We had a ton of views,
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but I'm saving that spot for balls because I'm still dying.
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Chomping at the bit to get balls to done,
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and I'm going to go with rough shot.
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That's my Mount Rushmore of flange rants
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shows 100 strong,
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and all of all these fladge rants have gone live.
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We'll roll the clip. Brady.
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Fly to the moon.
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But that's a rant for a different day.
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The Great Pyramid of Giza is what I'm here to talk about.
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And, once again, I'm not an expert.
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And, the experts can laugh at me and they can ridicule me.
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But the sound, stand up to scrutiny.
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It's not a sounds. I.
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So I'm willing to field any of that.
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Maybe just a little something off right now.
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Don't think of Egypt or ancient Egypt.
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The hieroglyphics and mummies and the pyramids.
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What's missing from the Great Pyramid at Giza
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is a mummy or any hieroglyphics.
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We're told.
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I was told in school, anyway, that the Great Pyramid of Giza
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was the first ever recorded reign of Khufu.
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So roughly 20, 22, maybe even 23 years.
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And, it's 2.3 million blocks, about two and a half tons of piece.
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And,
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That's remarkable. It's impressive.
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I'm not saying that they could not have done it.
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Yeah, the sign appears of.
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It's kind of ridiculous to say
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that they could have done it in that short of a time.
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Yeah, a ventriloquist.
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What tells us that?
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It's not a burial tomb for an age?
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Well that's fantastic.
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I did write down Giza for an honorable mention.
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I also wrote down, cuneiform and change.
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I like change school.
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I'm not comfortable with change,
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but they were honorable mentions for my Mount Rushmore.
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But they didn't make it over.
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Sonder bootstraps balls.
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They're all Negro shot.
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Got pictures of,
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various life events and accomplishments
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of said Pharaoh so that it was devoid of.
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This tells us that it wasn't
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only not built for Khufu for his burial,
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but not built by that culture at all.
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So I posit I've been right
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since the very beginning, 4 to 5000 years ago.
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But I bet if you travel through time.
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So I've covered aliens and time travel so far.
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Right out of the gate was the twice as long ago as that.
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I mean, look how young I am. That was.
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That was two years ago.
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I don't I can't even speculate, but I know
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it's older than 4 to 5000 years.
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And I don't know about you, but I would rather embrace.
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Let's back cold, uncomfortable truth
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than a warm, soft, fuzzy lie.
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Robert Cliff Brady I don't you know, quit break
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the conclusions you are reaching.
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It's really not over.
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It goes on for another fact.
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Yeah. It's, Well, that's all I wanted.
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As above.
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So below.
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I'll be right back.
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I have to go find a new jabber.
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Now for me.
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If you ever.
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But he says he.
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Well, I think our first game of our triple
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digits shows is,
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What did Ryan comment?
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I can't read it.
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Brother, what did you say?
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Oh. There's draw.
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It was just question marks.
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That comment is just question marks.
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Oh oh
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crumbs. Yeah.
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Airport's muted unless you want to be.
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That's fine. If you want to be.
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Oh is he okay. Oh that's that's cool.
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You can walk or stand aside and just stand there.
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I'm an adult.
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I know how to work from you.
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But I'm like you, so that's a perfect.
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That's a perfect.
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Are you allowed to stand on the walkway or are they.
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Did you just said they separate them?
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Because I hate people that stand on the escalator.
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I have to wait behind them.
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Yeah, I'm on the last one.
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Some jackass yelled to you really loud and fast.
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Everyone and everyone was kind of walking center,
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so I would have loved to pass everyone too.
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But I'm not an asshole, right?
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So I disagree with the asshole part, but I.
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I agree with your premise right?
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Meaning you are.
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Yeah. You want a second and third opinion?
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I agree with your actions.
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Sometimes assholes do the right thing.
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So the game today, the draw in the draw is German George or Drago?
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Is it his final destination? It is.
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Where is he? Stuck in a layover.
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So you mean we may actually get to play it twice on one show or.
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No, I think he'll be in the air and,
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if we're going over the history
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of everything that exists, the show is going to take a while.
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It is.
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But if I start a new job in the morning.
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So you jabber.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I even more fun and even working.
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We've been working every morning this entire time.
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Where have you been?
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Yeah, yeah, but I'm all dressed up.
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I have like, all of a sudden he's like me, and it's like, it's
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all about me because I started at six, but I'm on Tuesdays.
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I'll admit, I usually start at 11.
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Oh, nice.
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Where's your suit coat?
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I lost the lab coat, and it's my carry on.
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No, I'm saying you got it. You're. You're dressed up.
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I see the tie. I appreciate it, I like it. Yeah,
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I threw on a coat real quick, I got mine.
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Yeah. You do. That was you.
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Did you grab that because you saw my tie?
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Could be in the green room. How it works.
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So are we going to play or are we going to wait?
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Yeah. Let's play.
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Oh, here we go. What?
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You know where in the world.
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What will this blue collar
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look like down in the room?
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Are you in here about it?
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Is that that explain to tell the story hits the truck like that.
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Clears up where he's been.
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But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
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Well, tell me where in the world is Dr.
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Drew?
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General?
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Okay, so it's a real.
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Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world.
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So it's a major hub?
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Yeah, it's definitely a hub.
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And not necessarily on the way
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to where he's going, but it's away from Detroit.
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The people are all white, so it's not Baltimore.
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Am I?
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Can everyone hear me or my own earphone?
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We can hear.
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I'm not.
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That's. No, not you guys.
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I meant the people on the walkway.
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Clearly, there's no your phone.
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It'd be more fun if you could put it on speaker.
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That'd be great. I, I they could hear it.
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Your pants are completely riding up your ass, and I want to pull them out.
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So bad for you. Yeah.
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I don't know what that is.
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I it's it's got to be for you.
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It's like extra room.
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It's it's not comfortable for her.
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What are you hiding?
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She wants to let you know that there's nothing stopping that crack.
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It's.
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It's anything that can go up is just going to go right up there. Wow.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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I think there's something wrong.
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There's kind of a no, it.
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I walked all the way to one and then all the way back because I where
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this airport had one of those stupid little office pods
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that you could rent and just kind of hang out in.
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Gary doesn't suit me at all.
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Airports look the same because I seriously,
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no, they don't look at that floor, dude.
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Again, that's not Baltimore.
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There was a few business names that would have made it obvious.
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Yeah, but it's it's too hard to read.
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It's like you're doing a good job of showing the airport, but not the signs.
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The hardest to shake you to read anything.
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Right? And,
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I'm gonna go do mine.
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I'll buy that blue sign to your left.
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Oh, wait. SLC.
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All right, I know where he is.
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Oh! You asshole!
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Stay, Lewis.
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Wait.
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Is it.
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Just.
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I don't know what you got to see.
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I don't know, I just saw SLC, I don't I don't think it's Saint Louis,
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but I guess I didn't ruin it, and I'm not going to say any more.
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So just to let you know, my mother was a travel agent,
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so I have a bit of a I have a bit of an advantage
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when it comes to the airport codes.
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What if you look like
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the airport?
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No. Your mother,
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She's hot. You want to.
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You want to meet her?
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She's single.
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My father just passed away.
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Okay?
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She needs a living.
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You need to live in caretaker, too.
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So if we could kill two birds with.
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Well, that's wrong.
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But as long as I can get him, that will all then work. So?
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So, see Sacramento or Seattle?
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Speaking of old people, what do you think?
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I just heard in the news that a six year old died suddenly.
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In what world is an 86 year old die suddenly?
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They died 86 years later, right?
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Yeah.
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That's that's that's I mean, that's that took a long time.
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I don't know if you I it's just a horrible headline.
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Bring in world.
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So I think we have some comments.
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Let's see what they're guessing okay.
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Disregard the last comment.
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Oh thanks for that okay.
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At 10 p.m. eastern,
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we're here for just about an hour on YouTube
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where we just try to, you know, appease the masses and then a rumble.
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We're going to go have some real discussion, real talk about reality.
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Is that the topic this week was reality?
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I believe so, yes.
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Okay.
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So I actually took notes.
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So it's it's the 100 show.
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I figure we're going to step it up triple digits.
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And the the name of the show is triple digits zero illusions.
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So the first thing I'm going to say is, what did you mean?
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In the, in the monologue when you said we are disgusting?
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Oh, yeah, I think I misspoke.
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I meant to say discussing.
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Okay.
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I just wanted to defend myself and say that I do eat on mic sometimes
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and I'm a little bit messy, but I in no stretch of the imagination of my.
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Disgusting.
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So you must have been asking about your.
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I thought I got breaking news.
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Really?
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Okay, I can hit that.
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This just in.
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The Pistons have defeated the Knicks 0 to 94.
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What?
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I guess zero was like, even for golf
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and that 94 over.
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Did you did say you're 94, right?
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It did. Was it 100?
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Like when pinball machines used to flip over or your odometer would be, oh yeah.
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You didn't have enough digits.
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No, no, I was at one one, two, one.
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How about the callback that the number should be 100?
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I think it should be 100.
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Oh, I just figured it out or what SLC stands for.
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But you googled it.
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Mormons.
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San Jose.
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I see, I'll tell you.
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That's how you're an entertainer on a show,
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even though you know the answer.
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And you could throw a grenade into it and end it, you still play along.
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You know, the first rule of improv? Yeah.
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No. Always has to say yes.
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Always has to be the part you can't go. No.
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Which was so funny because.
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No, your answer to what is the one rule of improv
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was literally no, no.
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See how that ends?
00:25:50
The city roll, the god dang whatever
00:25:54
you're trying
00:25:56
do you freak out the club
00:25:59
to say hello?
00:26:01
Did you rage quit when the answer is
00:26:04
that to go
00:26:07
where in the world is Dr.
00:26:11
Drew? Yo, Georgia.
00:26:13
After the Seahawks in Baltimore.
00:26:15
Let's get a user reopens,
00:26:19
dies at age 28, in a motorcycle crash.
00:26:24
That just happened.
00:26:24
Oh, helmet, helmet or no helmet?
00:26:28
Let's see, I don't know.
00:26:30
So, helmet laws.
00:26:34
Oh, look at what straps.
00:26:36
Helmet strap is pretty young there, too.
00:26:37
Yeah, actually,
00:26:38
he actually does look out for yourself for your helmet trip, I don't care.
00:26:43
So I will wear my seatbelt every time I drive a car.
00:26:46
I think if you're riding a motorcycle, you should probably be wearing a helmet.
00:26:51
But I don't give a fuck what you do, right?
00:26:53
I mean, but I also right go with the argument of they.
00:26:58
Oh, they said that legally you can ride a motorcycle
00:27:01
without a helmet now, so why can't you ride without a seatbelt?
00:27:06
I know
00:27:06
that those that we like not wear a suit.
00:27:10
Yeah, it is the equivalent.
00:27:11
So you either keep both and you get rid of both. But.
00:27:17
The proponent has the right to tell me
00:27:20
I have to wear any safety equipment.
00:27:23
I wear a survival of the fittest,
00:27:25
or at least help before I hit it. Yep.
00:27:29
I should have a seatbelt in this chair.
00:27:31
I have a seatbelt on my just in case.
00:27:34
I ran into the echo.
00:27:37
See a seatbelt on your toilet?
00:27:40
This is what he said.
00:27:42
Oh, that's so jacket.
00:27:46
So can we get into it?
00:27:47
The reason I was mentioning,
00:27:49
I've been mentioning these old, predecessors to humans, and the difference
00:27:55
between humans and the rest of the animal
00:27:58
kingdom is that we wear clothes
00:28:01
is because there isn't that much genetic difference. And,
00:28:05
we're slightly smarter, but,
00:28:10
I think the delusion
00:28:12
that a lot of people carry is that we're special in the universe.
00:28:16
And I think we are.
00:28:18
Well, I think we truly are.
00:28:20
However, most people
00:28:23
go a little overboard with that thinking that we have this eternal soul,
00:28:28
whereas the why doesn't my dog have an eternal soul?
00:28:32
Or like maybe a smaller one?
00:28:37
Why wouldn't it also have one?
00:28:40
Well, and why would you have one
00:28:42
is a good question, because energy is
00:28:46
whose energy is is that energy?
00:28:49
Energy doesn't know that it's a dog or a human.
00:28:51
It just is what it is at the time.
00:28:53
And then it's going to be something else.
00:28:54
After. Okay.
00:28:57
Well, that's not that's not an eternal soul for sure. So
00:29:03
I don't know that for sure.
00:29:05
You said, how do we we don't even know the description of what you're describing.
00:29:09
So yeah, we would know. Right.
00:29:12
Let's decide where energy goes, which we don't know.
00:29:14
And let's decide the definition of a soul, which we'll never do.
00:29:19
Okay, so
00:29:20
so I think they don't exist was debunked.
00:29:24
So so if there's no such thing it's not part of reality.
00:29:29
So I guess I should leave it alone.
00:29:31
It's not on topic tonight.
00:29:34
Ooh. Nice one.
00:29:36
Does that why you pick reality for that.
00:29:37
He picked reality for that statement right there.
00:29:40
Yeah he is. He wrote it down.
00:29:42
Yeah.
00:29:42
He it I know he's a list of things that in his world cannot be real.
00:29:46
Therefore they cannot be talked about.
00:29:49
The thing that should not be named.
00:29:50
Well we got to whittle it down somehow or we're going to be here all night.
00:29:55
My problem in my argument is the name.
00:29:57
Naming it a soul is the problem.
00:29:59
It's two egotistical to name it or try to define it.
00:30:02
That was my point.
00:30:05
But it doesn't mean they shouldn't exist.
00:30:10
Does it?
00:30:15
I mean, what is what is reality?
00:30:19
Yeah.
00:30:19
Everything that exists, I, I was just kind of
00:30:22
throwing a, like a spitball kind of definition.
00:30:26
Everything that is
00:30:28
my reality can be different from your reality.
00:30:30
Oh, it it can be. And it is.
00:30:33
Right. Yep.
00:30:34
Perceptions got a lot to do with it.
00:30:36
Perspectives got a lot to do with it.
00:30:39
Yeah.
00:30:39
And Stein trains and I think it's handle the.
00:30:42
I think it is impossible for us to understand
00:30:45
all of reality.
00:30:49
How about it's important.
00:30:51
It's bold and egotistical to be like we actually understand any of it.
00:30:55
You'd have to be part of being to understand it all.
00:30:59
And that was my point of the introducing people through the, the wait.
00:31:04
Okay, you said I'm omnipotent being and I agree with the omnipotent part,
00:31:07
but the being is too limiting.
00:31:09
Being I don't I don't think it's a being of any kind,
00:31:12
which is why which you can win arguments.
00:31:15
There's no semantics. There's no hair on it,
00:31:18
because being
00:31:21
usually implies an entity,
00:31:23
but being just means existing human being.
00:31:27
That's a great van.
00:31:28
No, it's not a good Van Halen song, but it's a Van Halen.
00:31:32
I'm sure the kid loves it.
00:31:35
Oh, yeah.
00:31:36
We're going to have the kid on tonight.
00:31:38
I believe Ryan will be joining us shortly.
00:31:42
So we got brother and the kid
00:31:45
and the kid's brother.
00:31:48
Because it's 100.
00:31:50
I can't even believe we got here, like, digits.
00:31:54
It just it's staggering to me.
00:31:57
And same questions.
00:31:58
Mind boggling. We still suck.
00:32:01
I hope so.
00:32:04
More. I have more notes, but I don't know what it means.
00:32:06
I put in a got it a veto with a question mark.
00:32:09
Oh, yeah.
00:32:10
That's the Bugatti fajita.
00:32:12
And. Yeah, that's. Yeah. That's it.
00:32:14
You said it tells us that, we were genetically modified
00:32:19
from a combination of the primates that lived on this planet
00:32:23
and, Anunnaki.
00:32:28
If you want to call the Archons.
00:32:30
They've also been called the watchers.
00:32:33
I think,
00:32:36
there's there are a bunch of other names for them.
00:32:39
And I think the reality is that Star Wars cantina scene
00:32:44
that I was talking about,
00:32:46
I think we're living a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
00:32:50
Reality is often disappointing.
00:32:56
But I think
00:32:58
to figure out the reality we live in currently,
00:33:00
like right now, to deal with the reality that we have in front of us.
00:33:05
You don't need to really know that that past stuff
00:33:08
or what's going to happen in the future, like like living it.
00:33:12
There's something to be said about living in the now, but
00:33:16
but reacting to things that couldn't
00:33:20
possibly be true, like things that are just made up.
00:33:25
I don't think that helps us sort things out.
00:33:28
Like we've got too much to figure out without glomming
00:33:31
on some some gobbledygook.
00:33:36
Do you guys think
00:33:38
I don't?
00:33:40
That's my problem.
00:33:41
Oh, you don't think about gobbledygook?
00:33:43
No, I just don't see reality.
00:33:48
Maybe it is your reality.
00:33:50
You seem to always be rushed, you know? That's okay.
00:33:53
Well, well, we've got a lot to get to tonight,
00:33:56
and, Yeah, we really don't.
00:33:59
But everything, you know,
00:34:02
I'm just saying.
00:34:02
I'm saying I have to. I mean, we we can wrap it up.
00:34:05
I'm good. I'm kidding.
00:34:08
We're not really, man.
00:34:09
For 100 this, are you?
00:34:11
Average housing roosters?
00:34:13
Hey, when I was making my Mount Rushmore of shows,
00:34:17
I had a lot to consider because I've loved our last few shows.
00:34:20
Our last couple were flash cars, gold.
00:34:23
But I chose, I mean,
00:34:26
I wanted to include balderdash.
00:34:29
I wanted to include, cuneiform.
00:34:33
I there were a bunch of considerations for
00:34:36
because
00:34:38
shows was the founder.
00:34:40
It seemed to delve,
00:34:42
guys up, but,
00:34:45
you know, what what my final thought was
00:34:49
bootstraps under balls and roughshod.
00:34:52
See, I agree with three of those.
00:34:54
Not roughshod.
00:34:55
The next show I really like. Oh,
00:34:59
this this show.
00:35:00
Oh, sure. Oh, reality.
00:35:03
This will be the fun of this show.
00:35:06
I am, I'm, I'm a I'm a big fan.
00:35:09
If I pull the string, the balloons fall.
00:35:14
And shit.
00:35:15
My. I have, I forgot to activate my, I got wavy
00:35:20
people behind me, a purple and a red one there next to the flat dressing.
00:35:24
Oh, I hope the battery.
00:35:25
I hope I didn't turn them on yet. I'll be able to turn them on.
00:35:28
I'm also back in my home forge.
00:35:30
Like everybody looked like they were in the The Barn studio last week.
00:35:35
I'm actually here this week.
00:35:39
It's nice to and I do.
00:35:41
I didn't even wear pants.
00:35:43
This is funny because I'm wearing let's.
00:35:49
Wait,
00:35:52
shorts for the tie.
00:35:54
I didn't I don't think you wore shorts.
00:35:56
I don't, and only for special occasions.
00:36:02
I was draw already.
00:36:03
He's probably got to
00:36:06
go to the bathroom, go show his morning.
00:36:09
He will definitely take us to the bathroom.
00:36:11
Yeah, he's probably boarding something sensitive.
00:36:15
As long as they don't look.
00:36:17
Oh, he's got headphones.
00:36:18
Maybe if I yell loud enough, we can hear out of the headphones.
00:36:20
Just don't look in the bag for the.
00:36:23
Oh, nice.
00:36:24
He's got a gun.
00:36:25
Yeah. The tiara.
00:36:26
I was trying to think of the Tourette's thing that right?
00:36:33
You're done, little baby wiener.
00:36:37
You know what?
00:36:37
I did see a clip of her explaining that she's her therapy has eliminated swearing.
00:36:45
And you know what?
00:36:47
She's boring now.
00:36:48
What?
00:36:49
I saw the one thing that I saw, the ones that people are complaining
00:36:52
because they pay her.
00:36:53
And I actually tried to get a, cameo.
00:36:57
Yeah, she's very cheap at the time.
00:36:59
She doesn't even do it anymore. But.
00:37:00
So she said she got sick of it
00:37:01
because people would insist that she tick in her cameo.
00:37:05
Right.
00:37:06
And apparently when she's comfortable
00:37:07
and doing recorded video like that or whatever, she's more comfortable.
00:37:09
And she didn't.
00:37:10
She's like assholes, I have Tourette's, I can't tick on command.
00:37:13
And then I will respond, but that's what we want,
00:37:17
right?
00:37:18
So that's
00:37:19
I mean, I get it, but that's kind of it hasn't she can take anything command.
00:37:23
Oh but but not for five bucks.
00:37:25
It's got to be like, it's got to be what I said.
00:37:28
True to be true TV kind of money or whatever channel she was going to get
00:37:32
six for 500.
00:37:35
Yeah.
00:37:35
When she was going to
00:37:36
the television show, she made some kind of announcement online.
00:37:38
She has some kind of therapy and she doesn't swear anymore.
00:37:41
And so I think because she says things that are controversial with her
00:37:44
Tourette's, the they didn't it wouldn't fly on the television show.
00:37:48
The television show went through her seat, went through half a season,
00:37:51
and they realized it wasn't as entertaining. And so guess what happened?
00:37:53
She started saying controversial things again. Weird house.
00:37:55
It's a miracle the Tourette's have actually become compatible
00:37:59
with terrestrial TV.
00:38:01
It's a miracle.
00:38:04
You meaning she can step over the airway
00:38:06
or she can talk without swearing on words.
00:38:09
Yeah, I say, fuck that cocksucker.
00:38:12
Yeah, trust me, you couldn't control it.
00:38:15
It sounds like you can control it.
00:38:17
Hey, drew, was it an airport beer?
00:38:22
I'm pretty sure it used to be my favorite.
00:38:26
Tequila.
00:38:28
Was that a chicken attack?
00:38:29
Chicken attack? Beer.
00:38:31
Oh, really?
00:38:32
Waiting. I'm. Try not to walk on.
00:38:33
I want more conversation. Less videos, less drops.
00:38:36
I'm trying not to walk on you guys when you're talking.
00:38:37
So sometimes I'm going to miss a fun little chicken attack.
00:38:40
Rooster thing.
00:38:41
But I think the talking is really more important.
00:38:43
We should concentrate on the talking.
00:38:46
You can interrupt though. You want,
00:38:48
I don't know, I've got videos that I want, like knock knock.
00:38:52
You know, they're cow moo interrupting moo.
00:38:57
Who?
00:39:00
Wait. Moo.
00:39:02
I'm pretty sure the joke's over.
00:39:04
Roll the clip. Ready?
00:39:06
Yeah. Okay.
00:39:08
Oh, wait. I almost played a clip of the show.
00:39:10
I got too many clips open. This is what I want to play.
00:39:15
Whoopsie doo.
00:39:16
But, Howard Stern
00:39:19
even mentioned his death on his, radio show, but still, fuck Howard Stern.
00:39:24
I know this this is from the episode, but, So good.
00:39:28
Weirdo.
00:39:29
Back then, in whole 89 x, they were in Georgia explaining
00:39:33
how fake it is and how shit TV, radio is okay, whatever.
00:39:38
I don't know why they got, I got I forgot that shit on there.
00:39:41
They they
00:39:43
a week before drew and Mike went off the air is when they found out.
00:39:47
Normally they don't tell talent a week before and they don't
00:39:51
let talent be on air for a week when they tell them that.
00:39:55
Yeah.
00:39:55
So they had just for a company to let somebody on the loose a week
00:39:59
after they go to say whatever show they were a staple for fucking 20 years.
00:40:04
And David Show comes in and you want to be fired for trying to say.
00:40:13
Like show 8 or 9.
00:40:14
So there's all kinds of echo this just in.
00:40:16
Gary is being replaced as the host of LED rants next week
00:40:20
and we're letting him know.
00:40:22
Yeah.
00:40:22
Oh, shit, we fired you.
00:40:26
That's pretty nice.
00:40:28
So he doesn't want to play the role of fladge anyway,
00:40:30
so we can just hire a new flag and just replace.
00:40:33
Yeah. Okay.
00:40:36
And we have.
00:40:42
Language.
00:40:43
I don't think I can play this on YouTube, but I'll try.
00:40:45
And you fuck nuggets killed it. Not with malice, not with cunning.
00:40:47
No, no, but with the kind of dull witted dipstick ass shit for brains
00:40:51
enthusiasm that only a species with ballocks for brains could summon.
00:40:54
We used to be poets.
00:40:55
Now we're just assholes with wifi.
00:40:57
Don't get me wrong, I don't usually swear.
00:40:59
And although others do respect swearing,
00:41:01
I swear I want to interrupt their game every
00:41:05
Ryan says draw looks not happy.
00:41:08
George, are you happy?
00:41:13
Drawing.
00:41:13
Are you not happy? Me right now?
00:41:16
I'm always happy.
00:41:17
Ryan says draw looks not happy.
00:41:20
He also says huge congratulate to all of you guys.
00:41:24
Oh, thank you guys.
00:41:26
It's not just all three of us. It's all of us. Was this.
00:41:28
We couldn't be this without you.
00:41:30
If you.
00:41:30
If we wouldn't
00:41:30
have had at least one viewer in the beginning, we would have stopped.
00:41:35
And and only 5% of podcast make it to 100 episodes.
00:41:39
Well, that is an achievement.
00:41:40
But also most podcast stop when they're not successful.
00:41:43
But see when our success wasn't user money, I think it is a success.
00:41:47
We've taught people.
00:41:48
I've learned I this is the most free time with my work and my kids and stuff.
00:41:54
This is probably the most I socialize with human beings, right?
00:41:57
That's kind of sad, but I appreciate it.
00:41:59
I want to thank you guys for 100 shows.
00:42:02
Tim Ryan also says,
00:42:04
I won't lie, I look forward to Mondays because of you guys.
00:42:07
I know it's a big off.
00:42:12
Wait, that's not it. I have, I and I lost it.
00:42:15
I'll have to find it.
00:42:17
I also
00:42:18
look forward to Mondays because of me.
00:42:21
Yeah. Money is used to suck.
00:42:23
Now, Tuesdays suck because I kind of moved it off one,
00:42:25
but so I, I may I recommend that starting with 100,
00:42:28
we have a show every Monday and Tuesday because then Tuesday won't suck.
00:42:32
Oh yeah. Wednesday would Wednesday.
00:42:35
Oh you know, we'll have to do then we have a Wednesday show.
00:42:38
Oh wait a minute.
00:42:39
But then Thursday also we do have a show.
00:42:41
There's a solution because we we believe in the season.
00:42:45
Then we get turtles all the way down already.
00:42:47
So then technically we only need to have a show Monday night
00:42:50
slash Tuesday morning, and then we can come back
00:42:52
on Wednesday night and have it Wednesday night.
00:42:53
Thursday morning.
00:42:55
No. Yeah. We'll do that three times a week.
00:42:58
Great. All right.
00:42:58
Starting next week we gonna have three four hour shows.
00:43:02
But sorry, I almost said that with a straight face once.
00:43:05
I mean, only eight atheist righteousness to admit swearing is honesty
00:43:09
when done right. Oh, well, please fuck off.
00:43:10
You're not. Head can replace years of therapy.
00:43:12
But you imbeciles out here tossing around words like fuck, shit, piss, cock,
00:43:15
sucker, motherfucker, cunt, twat
00:43:17
and bitch with the finesse of a drunk chimpanzee smearing jizz on a toaster.
00:43:21
And yes, I do mean you twat waffle.
00:43:23
You don't even earn your insults. Know who you are, twat.
00:43:25
Asshole. Like you're out.
00:43:26
You say dick like it's punctuation.
00:43:29
You throw slut and whore at women for doing literally anything.
00:43:31
Meanwhile, your search history looks like Pornhub married a cheese grater.
00:43:35
Let's not skip over the pussy ass dick trifecta.
00:43:37
You've drained them of meaning.
00:43:39
If I hear suck my dick one more time from a guy who couldn't even find it
00:43:42
without a mirror and a flashlight, I'll blow a fucking gasket.
00:43:45
Then there's cunt.
00:43:45
Oh ho ho!
00:43:46
The most potent word in the English language in the UK.
00:43:49
It's like salt. Use liberally and with flair.
00:43:51
That's cuz it's like dropping a nuclear fart into a children's choir.
00:43:55
And yet somehow, neither side knows what to do with it anymore.
00:43:57
And don't even start with my half assed euphemisms.
00:44:00
Heck and shoot.
00:44:00
Gosh, daughter, you guys notice that Patrick is saying the same
00:44:04
thing going carpet and fire.
00:44:07
I wish I could say what I mean you crud involved.
00:44:10
Speaking of Muppets, I've met Felix gets pricks puns is then
00:44:14
I start talking smeared codpiece.
00:44:16
I've seen scrubbers call each other twits in the same sentence.
00:44:19
We say our asses giggle like, because I also like
00:44:22
to save the second half of the year.
00:44:25
I've called him
00:44:26
the first human, as he once described an entire city council as pox
00:44:31
ridden radicals with hedge borne ambitions and the charisma of a fucking scullion.
00:44:34
I don't just insult, I compose, but these new age neck beard, virgin
00:44:38
NPC insults these cock.
00:44:39
If I'd been a soy boy queers, they wouldn't know a good insult
00:44:41
if it sat on their face and called them daddy.
00:44:43
They're out here using Karen as if it still hurts.
00:44:46
I've met Karen's who could wipe the floor with you twink fingered virgins
00:44:49
before brunch and still have time to cancel your only fans.
00:44:52
Let's not ignore the slurs either.
00:44:54
Yes, I see you reaching for the comments section.
00:44:56
I'm not saying them because I, Okay, right.
00:44:58
There's where we gotta save the rest for Rumble.
00:45:01
Oh, he starts talking slurs and whatnot, but yeah, just me.
00:45:06
Please tune in to Rumble.
00:45:07
DCMs fladge rants in probably about a half an hour.
00:45:12
Yeah, and we will be uncensored version.
00:45:15
Definitely be able to say some
00:45:18
different kind of slurs.
00:45:19
Oh, is that my couch?
00:45:21
Nice I see drool.
00:45:24
Okay. Drawers back in my barn.
00:45:26
Oh we're going to play again. Sweet I like it.
00:45:29
Let's do it.
00:45:30
Yeah. Let me guess.
00:45:31
Oh, these people.
00:45:34
Just kidding.
00:45:36
Your English barn.
00:45:40
Kind of undresses
00:45:41
a much cleaner couch, right?
00:45:44
Yeah.
00:45:44
Hey, what's wrong with, like, what happened?
00:45:47
That's a long couch.
00:45:49
It looked great until I saw your couch behind drawer.
00:45:51
It's completely bleached and clean.
00:45:54
It's, like, so clean.
00:45:56
How is his light? Better than your light?
00:45:59
Oh, that was daylight.
00:46:01
I think I took that.
00:46:02
I took that picture.
00:46:03
You're like, it's dark out.
00:46:06
Shower. You got windows letting it go light.
00:46:09
Okay. You have window on your barn.
00:46:12
You barn.
00:46:13
They've got barn windows there.
00:46:15
Yeah.
00:46:15
What what do you have, Mac?
00:46:16
On your fucking barn?
00:46:18
Yeah. No kidding.
00:46:23
Seems that they recently issued an order
00:46:26
that anyone that's caught speeding must get a ticket.
00:46:30
So it seems that one morning, Gorbachev himself came out of his country home.
00:46:33
Knew he was late getting the people. You know who?
00:46:35
Gorbachev told his driver to get in the back seat and he'd drive.
00:46:38
And down the road, he went past two motorcycle policemen.
00:46:42
One of them took out after him.
00:46:43
A few minutes he's back with his buddy and a buddy says, did you give him a ticket?
00:46:47
He said, no, what? I said, why not?
00:46:50
We were told that everyone, anyone caught speeding was to get a ticket.
00:46:54
He says, no, no, no, this one was too important.
00:46:58
What he said. Who was it? He says, I don't know.
00:47:00
I couldn't recognize him, but his driver was Gorbachev.
00:47:05
That's funny right?
00:47:07
Yeah.
00:47:07
Except as I please mention in the comments,
00:47:10
if you know who Gorbachev.
00:47:11
What refer to Gorbachev.
00:47:13
So we know you know who he is and I'll be. But,
00:47:18
Or call us five, eight, six, three rants.
00:47:21
Three.
00:47:23
Right.
00:47:24
It's going to be in like, ten, 15 years, maybe even five years.
00:47:28
People are not going to know who like heresies
00:47:30
the same thing, that they don't know who Gorbachev is.
00:47:33
Yeah.
00:47:35
I don't remember Kamala.
00:47:39
Kamala the Ugandan giant.
00:47:41
I do, right here.
00:47:43
We do have a, WrestleMania follow up
00:47:45
as well as a, if you have a, you're watching it.
00:47:49
Yeah. Right.
00:47:50
But you yeah, you you watch the whole fucking thing.
00:47:54
Yeah.
00:47:54
In in in pieces. Yes.
00:47:57
But yeah, I guess that's backwards.
00:48:03
I, I've
00:48:03
also missed you said with an update, but then you didn't provide an update.
00:48:07
I'm going to wait till I leave the fucking bar here.
00:48:09
Okay?
00:48:10
I said I was I was giving you pause.
00:48:12
I was giving you cause and I was get.
00:48:15
I'm not going to see you for fucking.
00:48:17
Oh, wow. Well, I'll give you guys a couple options.
00:48:19
I've got,
00:48:21
I've got some Sabina to get to.
00:48:23
I've got the,
00:48:25
this is a chicken attack.
00:48:27
It's this is a run kind of hit.
00:48:33
Oh, yeah.
00:48:33
This guy's a hero.
00:48:35
Throw in is the is.
00:48:39
I mean, so there's beer and let go one more time.
00:48:42
We definitely spoiled this beer.
00:48:45
This beer.
00:48:47
So I have questions.
00:48:48
Was this just is there is there, like, a concert going on?
00:48:52
Just a bunch of people hanging around and he just fell?
00:48:54
Or is this the actual competition where people try to, like, slide down
00:48:57
a fucking cooler down on the side of a mountain?
00:48:59
I think he was trying to use the cooler as a sled,
00:49:03
because they all appear to be standing here like it was a contestant.
00:49:05
Like that was one of 200 people that are doing this stupid shit, right?
00:49:10
Again, if anybody knows what this drunk ride is, please comment.
00:49:14
Hillbilly mess, but no.
00:49:16
No scorpion fall.
00:49:18
How do you guys
00:49:21
like the end?
00:49:24
He's a hero.
00:49:25
Look at him go.
00:49:27
That hurts.
00:49:29
I swear I even did a dance move I like.
00:49:32
Did the second to last flip.
00:49:34
He did a little, like, kick shimmy with his thumb.
00:49:37
Landed on his feet.
00:49:38
It was unbelievable.
00:49:39
See, I think he's some kind of stunt guy, and I.
00:49:42
I was.
00:49:42
Oh, yeah.
00:49:44
Oh, he's the man.
00:49:47
Oh, oh, he said he noticed the poor guy.
00:49:51
This is his job.
00:49:53
Every 30 minutes for eight hours a day for the tourists.
00:49:58
He's got to do a pratfall down the fucking side of a mountain.
00:50:01
That job would get old fart.
00:50:06
And again, if it's.
00:50:07
Oh, look at look at the way he sells this at the end.
00:50:10
Right.
00:50:10
Fucking thrilled.
00:50:13
I don't know if you got used to him.
00:50:17
That's the bad thing.
00:50:18
Yeah. You don't want to sell it as if it wasn't a thing.
00:50:20
You want to sell it as if it was, like, the most.
00:50:21
Yeah, I meant to do that.
00:50:23
Yeah, that was fun.
00:50:25
You're for this, right?
00:50:27
You did the opposite of what you're supposed to do.
00:50:32
He's.
00:50:33
You know.
00:50:37
Oh, what does brother say now?
00:50:39
Coachella was just this past weekend.
00:50:42
We had some footage of it last weekend or last week on the show.
00:50:45
I don't know if you watch it, but, Yeah.
00:50:48
Do you remember what I remember Jesse James from last week?
00:50:51
Shot is this past weekend the last weekend or seven days ago, or, I'm sorry, eight?
00:50:59
No, it's the past week.
00:51:00
And to me was yesterday.
00:51:02
Yeah.
00:51:04
Oh, speaking of yesterday.
00:51:06
So you do anything interesting yesterday?
00:51:08
The past is going to be any weekend.
00:51:10
If I'm, if I say next Wednesday,
00:51:13
is that in two days or is that this will be any next any Wednesday.
00:51:17
That's next is if I said this Wednesday
00:51:19
I it meant this Wednesday I said next Wednesday.
00:51:22
What I'm asking you ad is wrong.
00:51:24
Who is right on this one.
00:51:27
All I want to know is who puts who put your pants.
00:51:28
There's the Wednesday comes before next Wednesday.
00:51:31
It's a weekend. In the past.
00:51:32
It's, Wednesday. That's in the future.
00:51:34
Doesn't matter what you want.
00:51:36
It's.
00:51:36
It does matter the next one.
00:51:38
Okay, so I have $1 million waiting for you.
00:51:41
Meet me next Wednesday to pick it up.
00:51:44
Which one will.
00:51:46
There's only one next Wednesday.
00:51:48
There's this Wednesday.
00:51:50
And every Wednesday after that.
00:51:52
Every Wednesday after that is next Wednesday.
00:51:55
I'll start showing up this Wednesday and keep showing up every Wednesday.
00:51:59
I would agree if you said those are the next Wednesdays, but the next Wednesday.
00:52:04
See now this is where the one Wednesday,
00:52:08
the next Wednesday is the next Wednesday coming.
00:52:11
But that's wrong because that's this Wednesday
00:52:14
I'll take a million bucks every Wednesday.
00:52:15
If you got it, the spare.
00:52:20
Not Easter weekend.
00:52:21
The weekend before. Okay. Again now which Easter?
00:52:24
The Orthodox Easter or exactly can Mexican Easter?
00:52:30
How can we agree?
00:52:31
What realities?
00:52:35
What brothers say this time?
00:52:37
Not Easter weekend, the weekend before Coachella.
00:52:40
You need a better screen.
00:52:41
Do you have a TV? Does we can get your TV?
00:52:43
I got TV, I got screens here.
00:52:45
At least the 19 would be bigger than what you have.
00:52:48
Can I watch this on TV?
00:52:50
Yeah. Plug in whatever you got to the screen.
00:52:52
And your rumble is on. Roku?
00:52:55
Yeah. Oh,
00:52:57
okay.
00:53:04
I guess this just in rumbles on.
00:53:06
Roku send in.
00:53:07
A new study says it performed just as well as current treatments.
00:53:11
The FDA mean, you know, last month for you.
00:53:13
Yeah.
00:53:13
It looks like a purple peanut in.
00:53:15
And girls in this label. Purple peanut.
00:53:18
It's a hundred people with on a.
00:53:19
So I just wanted to let everyone in the entire reality of the world
00:53:23
know that there's just a plain old regular antibiotic that's new,
00:53:27
that also is effective against gonorrhea.
00:53:30
And again, I'm just telling everyone for a friend.
00:53:33
Sounds like you have it sounds like you have experience.
00:53:35
Nope. I'm just telling everyone for a friend.
00:53:37
I think Napoleon died of gonorrhea,
00:53:40
you know, retreated.
00:53:41
They look like testicles. Big hairy testicles
00:53:45
does.
00:53:45
Got it.
00:53:45
Isn't it ironic?
00:53:47
No, wait, that's not the right word.
00:53:48
Would that be funny?
00:53:50
I mean, I know a lot of reports that sort of ironically, 92% of cases.
00:53:56
The results were published in the peer reviewed journal The Lancet, and experts
00:54:00
say if approved, this would be the first new gonorrhea antibiotic.
00:54:03
Yeah.
00:54:04
You know, my friends are going to be so happy about that.
00:54:10
I'm pretty glad.
00:54:16
Wow. He banned the chair again.
00:54:19
Let's have a little Asmr whispering while we wait for Gary to come back.
00:54:22
How's everybody doing tonight?
00:54:25
I just got a little horny for my voice.
00:54:27
Believe it or not, it's kind of sexy
00:54:30
that I peed on the chair. Almost.
00:54:32
I'll be right back. I have to go find a new jabber.
00:54:37
What do you suppose he went to do?
00:54:38
Do you suppose he went to take a leak?
00:54:39
Have a cigaret, I don't think. Does he smoke?
00:54:42
Yeah, but he could smoke there.
00:54:44
Maybe he went to shut the door.
00:54:46
His wife was calling.
00:54:48
I can carry the show.
00:54:49
I've proven that many, many times.
00:54:52
Hey, being retarded means leading a full life.
00:54:55
Shit, we can't play that on YouTube.
00:55:00
Dan, we can't play that one either, all right?
00:55:02
We can't play any of those.
00:55:03
I better pick something else.
00:55:07
How about Sabina?
00:55:09
Why is it called Sabina 100?
00:55:11
Is it just because it's our 100 show or. Yes.
00:55:15
Does the 100 have some reference?
00:55:16
Should we go into that now?
00:55:18
I like how he's there, but he's not there.
00:55:20
Yes. Well, no.
00:55:23
Shouldn't for that.
00:55:24
For what's wrong with.
00:55:26
Please, please please fix me.
00:55:30
Horse and Beth always.
00:55:32
Please, please.
00:55:34
Here it is.
00:55:35
Hash.
00:55:36
And please, please, please
00:55:39
0000.
00:55:44
The reason I had the, for.
00:55:48
Holy fuck God.
00:55:50
Because this is like an hour long.
00:55:55
Well, so we don't really have time for this.
00:55:57
The whole video, but they do cover some very relevant topics.
00:56:03
Her hair looks different.
00:56:05
She's on his podcast, The Origins Podcast with Lawrence Krauss.
00:56:09
That's right, that's Lawrence Krauss.
00:56:12
Okay, well, he needs no introduction.
00:56:13
Of course, I knew who Lawrence Christ was.
00:56:16
Krauss.
00:56:18
Right.
00:56:20
What what's his name?
00:56:22
Lawrence Krauss.
00:56:24
Wait. Shit. What?
00:56:25
What's his name? George.
00:56:28
Son of a bitch.
00:56:29
You keep keep think.
00:56:30
Trying to figure what his name is while I keep pushing these damn button.
00:56:33
They're so old. Where is it?
00:56:35
Okay.
00:56:35
Sorry. One more time.
00:56:37
What was his name?
00:56:40
Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds.
00:56:42
Let's broaden our minds. Lawrence.
00:56:45
So my vow for, the next triple digits, 101 through 110 is I'm going to organize
00:56:50
my sound board with colors and pictures so I can just fucking.
00:56:54
And I'm even thinking I have another stream deck
00:56:56
right here where I can just change the pages with that.
00:56:59
So then I can be like, I can categorize my sound so it will only get better.
00:57:03
My promise to our viewers and our host and our co-producer is
00:57:07
the show can only get better from here.
00:57:09
Okay,
00:57:11
I'll drink to that introduction. What?
00:57:12
What do you want to highlight of this? So you gave me a video.
00:57:15
I started playing the video and then you said, we can't play all of this video.
00:57:19
So is there a it's true.
00:57:22
We covered
00:57:23
topics like it takes too long and honestly, it just takes too long.
00:57:27
Everybody just watch this on your own.
00:57:32
As above, so below.
00:57:33
Don't but say, like minute.
00:57:36
Let's let's comment on her.
00:57:37
What do you think, George?
00:57:38
She looks different.
00:57:40
She's better at.
00:57:41
She looks better, you know, for an intro.
00:57:44
Yeah. She looks better on his show than her show.
00:57:46
It's like she's doing record.
00:57:47
They don't do this live.
00:57:50
Well, nobody does. Doing it live is stupid.
00:57:52
It's very difficult.
00:57:53
Everyone does because you can edit and fix you.
00:57:55
Say something stupid, you can unsay it.
00:57:58
Oh, yeah.
00:57:58
Can I unsay the monologue?
00:58:00
No. This show, on the other hand,
00:58:03
you'll end up saying.
00:58:10
That I know they do.
00:58:12
They do cover some great topics like the, the
00:58:15
the things under the pyramids, artificial intelligence,
00:58:20
quantum computers, they do, they cover they run the gamut.
00:58:24
It will goes again to, a subject that I brought up last time,
00:58:28
which is looking for life, elsewhere.
00:58:31
And we continue, of course, to look at extraterrestrials of life.
00:58:37
I just heard, by the way, Elon Musk arguing that one of the reasons
00:58:40
he wanted to go to Mars is to look for
00:58:42
he thought there might be signs of long dead civilizations,
00:58:44
which really shows out realistic his approaches to Mars, in my opinion.
00:58:48
I couldn't believe that in an interview.
00:58:50
Yeah, I know, I see your eyes.
00:58:52
This is like a 100 year old story I know anyway.
00:58:55
But how much is different?
00:58:57
This is less.
00:58:58
This is an interesting result that's again tenuous
00:59:02
but intriguing and involves the rovers, the curiosity rover,
00:59:07
drilled actually,
00:59:08
over a decade ago, in 2013, when the when it was first
00:59:12
going through the Gale crater crater, it found what looked like a dry lakebed.
00:59:15
And one of the things I did was drill down and analyze some samples.
00:59:18
It took some samples of this, this mud,
00:59:20
I think it's called Cumberland Mud in 2013.
00:59:22
With this, with a Sam analyzer, this, this, analyzer
00:59:25
that allows them to take up, they drill material down,
00:59:27
they take a little bit up into a cut into a quartz cup heated to 11°C,
00:59:30
and then use a gas chromatograph on the device
00:59:32
to look at these things vaporize.
00:59:33
And then you look and you try to look for the materials
00:59:35
that are inside of it, a standard, standard tool of analyzing
00:59:37
inorganic chemistry.
00:59:38
I've done it, and it's something you do as an undergraduate often.
00:59:41
And,
00:59:42
they claimed early on when this happened that the blinker signs for fatty acids,
00:59:46
things called alkenes,
00:59:47
which could be the result of an after effect, the biological system.
00:59:50
But the data was very preliminary and not convincing.
00:59:52
Then what was done, and by the level they're looking at
00:59:54
is in the parts per billion level. So it's very, very difficult to see.
00:59:57
And so what this group who's reanalyze this data is on is basically
01:00:01
because it's a noisy system far away.
01:00:02
It's really hard to interpret that data.
01:00:03
So they have an exact, exact twin of the analyzer
01:00:07
in their laboratory on Earth, and they can put different minerals in
01:00:09
and see what that exact twin, what they look for.
01:00:11
And they claim to have done that with biological material
01:00:14
similar in nature to what they're what they think might be the case in Mars.
01:00:17
And they see similar alkanes, these 1011
01:00:20
and 12 carbon chains of, of, of organic molecules.
01:00:23
Now what's interesting is
01:00:25
we've seen fatty acids in meteorites and there's lots
01:00:28
of non-biological chemistry that produces these things.
01:00:30
What is intriguing, apparently, is the systems on Earth produce these things.
01:00:33
They build up carbon molecules, two carbon atoms at a time.
01:00:36
And so you only see the even numbers in biological systems in this thing.
01:00:39
They saw ten, 11 and 12, but they claim the, the
01:00:41
I think the 12 was a lot higher than the 11 in terms of abundance.
01:00:43
So maybe it was an evidence of even carbon, but it was not.
01:00:46
It was that there's this one entity thing that they picked.
01:00:49
They took three samples. They put two in a doggy bag.
01:00:51
I'm sure it was a doggy bag,
01:00:52
but they have two samples still that haven't been analyzed,
01:00:54
and they could be analyzed before the crossover dies.
01:00:57
And they could look for this.
01:00:57
And if there's evidence of
01:00:58
even if there is really evidence of even carbon,
01:01:01
then it would be potentially stronger evidence that it was biology.
01:01:03
Right now, it's an interesting, tenuous result.
01:01:05
It required a lot of analysis
01:01:07
in the laboratory analyzing a sample that was over
01:01:09
ten years old or data that was over ten years old.
01:01:11
So it's by no means compelling,
01:01:12
but it's intriguing and it's, it's kind of interesting that,
01:01:15
I like this technique of trying to trying to reproduce
01:01:18
what's happening in Mars by having exactly the same apparatus on Earth,
01:01:21
and where you can twist the knobs and dials when obviously you can't on Mars.
01:01:24
So, you know, every time there's a claim of anything,
01:01:25
it might be due to life and it gets in the news one way or another.
01:01:27
And this is yet one claim, which was by no means compelling, but, interesting.
01:01:31
And what was it? Water.
01:01:33
That missed it continue to do.
01:01:34
And we certainly could continue to with more rovers.
01:01:36
We don't need humans to do it because I'm not a big fan of humans going to Mars.
01:01:38
But either way, well,
01:01:39
in my research for this week, I watched some Billy Carson videos.
01:01:43
And he claims there's currently Life on Venus and there is currently,
01:01:48
liquid water on Mars.
01:01:51
There are on Mars.
01:01:54
Is there other kind of water?
01:01:56
Yes, there's the other is there's
01:01:59
some states the water can exist in. Yes.
01:02:02
But it's just because of vapor and ice.
01:02:06
Yeah. It's solid.
01:02:07
We don't we don't call the other water.
01:02:09
We don't call it water
01:02:12
duty.
01:02:13
I don't know.
01:02:14
It's because Billy Carson says a few things.
01:02:16
Or a lot of things that are wrong.
01:02:17
Doesn't mean everything he says is wrong.
01:02:19
I know, I know, no, I want to believe.
01:02:23
Yeah, but is.
01:02:26
But he is a charlatan witch.
01:02:30
And he also looks like Carleton.
01:02:32
Which brings me to my next point.
01:02:35
Charlton. Yes.
01:02:37
He's going to dance. I can't wait.
01:02:40
What did he do?
01:02:42
This. This costume change?
01:02:45
Well, it's a we change.
01:02:47
Oh, it is a costume change.
01:02:49
You got to do it off camera and then come on to camera with us.
01:02:54
Otherwise, I do one of those magician gimmicks.
01:02:56
Where you.
01:02:57
So how does he do?
01:02:58
You got to do the dance.
01:02:59
You know, I don't know how to do the dance.
01:03:01
I'm not sure how it goes.
01:03:03
You got to, But isn't this hilarious?
01:03:05
But.
01:03:08
But that sent me down another rabbit hole.
01:03:15
Yeah.
01:03:16
That one.
01:03:16
Go give me, just give me about 3 or 4 minutes.
01:03:21
I imagine
01:03:23
that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
01:03:27
tumbling down the rabbit hole.
01:03:29
Down the rabbit hole, down the rabbit.
01:03:33
But all.
01:03:38
Rabbit hole.
01:03:42
So there's it sucks.
01:03:44
There's not too many spots at this airport that you can just kind of like,
01:03:48
get away from everyone real.
01:03:50
Well, that's true, but get away from everyone.
01:03:52
I appreciate
01:03:53
those that there aren't spots for that sort of thing.
01:03:56
It keeps riffraff like you from stopping.
01:03:59
You just. Just move along. Just move along.
01:04:02
I just want to find a spot where, like, nobody else is that I can hang out.
01:04:06
But that doesn't exist, right?
01:04:09
Well, it is late, right?
01:04:12
Where are you?
01:04:12
Are you way west?
01:04:13
I forgot already, San Jose.
01:04:16
Do you need to play the game again in Salt Lake?
01:04:19
I don't know where Salt Lake is.
01:04:20
Is that like I just go back to my original spot?
01:04:22
Is that out west?
01:04:26
Technically, yeah.
01:04:27
Like, not quite as far as you can go.
01:04:30
It's not a specific time zone, but it's damn near close.
01:04:34
All right, so are you allowed to get married
01:04:36
to another woman if you're in Utah?
01:04:40
Yeah.
01:04:40
Well, I would have to get married in to begin with.
01:04:44
First.
01:04:46
Right?
01:04:47
If you were, let's just say you actually were.
01:04:49
Somebody wanted to marry you,
01:04:52
right?
01:04:55
According to everyone.
01:04:55
That's like something that you're supposed to do, I don't know.
01:04:58
Yeah, there's a lot of social conventions for that.
01:05:00
You get text. Oh, it's weird.
01:05:01
Even people that aren't married that
01:05:03
listen to the show, they still push for that.
01:05:06
It's kind of weird. Yeah.
01:05:08
That's not speaking of individuals. Exactly.
01:05:11
But, maybe one month, as mentioned.
01:05:16
Somebody with a divorce.
01:05:17
I don't know what you're going married, so I don't know.
01:05:20
Are you married?
01:05:23
I had the TV her whole life to get married,
01:05:26
and she had a living boyfriend.
01:05:27
Common law marriage, if Michigan actually had that.
01:05:29
But they don't.
01:05:31
And then she finally, finally, after, like, living together for 30 years,
01:05:34
got married just so that he could, they could share insurance and all that.
01:05:38
You know, all the benefits. I know eventually. Yeah.
01:05:40
Seem kind of silly not to do that 30 years.
01:05:44
I know someone like that who Gary does do that has dated
01:05:46
his, girlfriends very, very long and then finally married her.
01:05:49
And then, like, I don't know, about a year later, she's divorcing him.
01:05:52
I don't know nothing about it, but I was it was two years.
01:05:56
But. Yeah.
01:05:58
Wait, what?
01:05:58
It's almost like he's almost like he did it
01:06:00
because he was, like, forced to and didn't really actually want to
01:06:04
really.
01:06:05
The relationship was 20 years long, and only the last two were they married.
01:06:11
Who? Yeah.
01:06:12
They've got grown ass kids.
01:06:14
You right. Oh, you're you're not talking to one right? People.
01:06:17
And you wonder why people don't talk to these people anymore.
01:06:19
I mean, I'm not talking about one of us. Three.
01:06:21
You're talking about somebody else, correct?
01:06:23
I'm talking about one of somebody else.
01:06:26
Okay. I thought he was kind the shit for so long.
01:06:28
I was asked, I had some questions.
01:06:31
You were married before.
01:06:32
Were you married before?
01:06:34
No. No.
01:06:34
I got married before now.
01:06:37
Right?
01:06:37
I mean, but you've been married nine times.
01:06:40
You've been married one time, and I've been married one time, correct?
01:06:43
Yes, yes. I keep talking about marriages.
01:06:45
I thought you you're talking about him,
01:06:46
like who got married for a year and then got divorced?
01:06:49
No. And so we know.
01:06:52
Yeah, we were having a conversation publicly.
01:06:54
Yeah.
01:06:54
They, they had private conversation live on an international podcast.
01:07:01
Well, I don't want to wait.
01:07:02
So I don't want to to international for you to get to know that we're there.
01:07:08
You give me that much I love.
01:07:10
Oh, yeah.
01:07:11
So I also
01:07:15
oh, I like oh give me too much.
01:07:20
Right.
01:07:22
So I got these people.
01:07:26
Oh, my.
01:07:28
Oh I love to hear what you think.
01:07:31
It's perfect. Perfect movie that you could.
01:07:32
Yeah. You could watch on Netflix in a month.
01:07:35
I rolled this to smoke at the Cheech and Chong
01:07:37
last movie that we went to at 420 on 427 yesterday.
01:07:41
Yes, those two days out.
01:07:44
So spoiler alerts if anybody.
01:07:45
Well, nobody goes anywhere.
01:07:47
You wait a minute, there are no spoilers.
01:07:48
It was a documentary.
01:07:51
No. Yeah,
01:07:54
it was a Chong documentary.
01:07:56
It wasn't born.
01:07:56
You know, I, Yeah, but.
01:07:59
So I was the preview.
01:08:00
Is there any preview since Godzilla?
01:08:03
If you watch the previews to a movie, it'll ruin the movie
01:08:05
because they show you the best five scenes.
01:08:07
So everything's Godzilla.
01:08:08
I do not look at previews for movies that I want to see.
01:08:11
I don't read this.
01:08:12
This the what do you call that, the summary or any of that?
01:08:15
They it was like a wrote.
01:08:16
They said it was a road trip
01:08:17
that reflected on their career or something,
01:08:20
but it was a full blown documentary which if you know that going in and you're
01:08:24
I mean, we went because it was for 29, for 20, they didn't even have a show
01:08:27
and I wouldn't had a good time.
01:08:29
Right? Yeah, they literally started it.
01:08:31
You know, Cheech was born at Dadada and Chong was born Dada and did it on
01:08:35
went right up to now where they're like, we have no way we love each other and hug.
01:08:39
But I mean, it was still
01:08:40
there were some there were so many points that were so fucking funny.
01:08:44
But, it was law.
01:08:46
It was a two hour documentary, so know that going in there was several
01:08:50
points that were so funny, but you can't tell us a single one of them
01:08:54
that's not here.
01:08:55
So here's the thing, though.
01:08:56
Most of them, because it was a documentary, were old times from them
01:08:59
that I just either forgot or laughed again,
01:09:02
I don't there wasn't many mean so there was no.
01:09:05
Yeah.
01:09:05
So it was just part of the show you got to make it into
01:09:09
within the first five minutes.
01:09:10
Well they're,
01:09:11
they're driving through the basically they're driving through the desert trying
01:09:14
to find Dave.
01:09:16
Now I got a real kick out of that there.
01:09:19
Like Dave told us to come and we'll find a sign in the desert.
01:09:21
And that's basically the plot of the movies.
01:09:23
They're driving through the desert, but they talk for like 5 seconds to 2 minutes
01:09:26
and then cut to, some kind of a documentary clip.
01:09:30
I have a question.
01:09:31
Did Pee-Wee Herman make an appearance?
01:09:34
Yes. Yeah, he always does.
01:09:37
He definitely did.
01:09:38
So did I see?
01:09:40
No, that's the spoiler. I don't want to spoiler the.
01:09:41
But I'm not going to spoil the best part of the movie.
01:09:44
But there was somebody it should not have been called
01:09:46
a Cheech and Chong documentary.
01:09:48
It should have been called This Person documentary.
01:09:50
It's called the movie.
01:09:51
Snoop does Cheech and Chong last movie.
01:09:55
No, I'll even say the person, but I won't say what happens.
01:09:58
It was, Who?
01:10:00
I can't think of his name. Now.
01:10:01
Who's the Fox guy that did the vault?
01:10:04
Jamie Fox did?
01:10:06
You know,
01:10:09
I could follow the Geraldo Rivera.
01:10:12
He did? What's. His name's vault.
01:10:13
The fact that Gangster's vault opened it up, there was nothing in it.
01:10:17
Al Capone? No. Bones vault. Yeah.
01:10:20
So for whatever reason, I don't.
01:10:21
If anybody can you comment?
01:10:23
If, you know, this was Cheech and Chong somehow connected to Geraldo Rivera
01:10:27
because he was in the freaking documentary about it, which is they were
01:10:30
no similar age.
01:10:32
They're just as, dated and like,
01:10:35
the same amount of people paid, probably paid attention to them.
01:10:39
And, he just he he popped up everywhere.
01:10:42
We kept seeing him and were like, is that how that that I saw him?
01:10:45
The funniest scene and I will spoil it is when they're running on the beach
01:10:48
and he's like, his shorts are so small.
01:10:50
Do they look like a woman's panty?
01:10:53
Yeah.
01:10:53
That's what
01:10:55
you want to see.
01:10:55
Geraldo Rivera and running on a beach in a fucking thong?
01:10:59
No, no one wants on.
01:11:01
Never be able to unsee it.
01:11:04
So therefore, other people must suffer.
01:11:07
You want to see what a, $18 chicken Caesar salad looks like?
01:11:10
I do?
01:11:12
Oh, incredible.
01:11:14
But you got a weird box you got to add to it.
01:11:17
So that's like $3 airport Caesar salad.
01:11:21
I do enjoy a good chicken Caesar in a card, but fun fact,
01:11:25
while you're in there, you know, you know what's in that dressing, right?
01:11:30
Anchovies.
01:11:33
Cheers to anchovies.
01:11:35
Yeah.
01:11:36
I didn't like hearing that while I was eating it, I kept.
01:11:39
I didn't get it.
01:11:40
I didn't get the Caesar dressing.
01:11:42
Oh, nice. I don't even have.
01:11:45
We did it.
01:11:46
Yeah.
01:11:46
And and once you know it does, you can tell it's got that salty Italian.
01:11:50
Really?
01:11:51
Yeah, yeah.
01:11:52
The salt. So
01:11:54
you can get some cheap ass Caesar dressing.
01:11:58
Probably without sardines.
01:12:00
No. What are we to anchovies in it?
01:12:07
All right.
01:12:07
I got to know Gary. Where do you keep going?
01:12:10
You got some?
01:12:10
Is is, Will over there.
01:12:11
Get Will on the get will on the couch.
01:12:16
Yeah.
01:12:16
We need to talk to him about a few things.
01:12:20
I want to know.
01:12:21
So you sent invites out to everybody, right?
01:12:23
That's all.
01:12:24
I was wanted because I told a lot of people, if any,
01:12:26
if anybody was on the show, I said, send invites out, not seen the show.
01:12:31
And you didn't get an invite.
01:12:32
That's all.
01:12:32
Gary.
01:12:36
Hey, did you see, while we're waiting for
01:12:37
Gary to come back, did you see Biden's first speech since out of office?
01:12:43
No, but I love it.
01:12:44
There's been to come drops that are in this episode
01:12:47
that.
01:12:50
Well, we here to come back.
01:12:53
And I had never seen.
01:12:55
I never seen it.
01:12:56
We hardly any black people in Scranton at the time when I.
01:13:00
And I was only going to fourth grade.
01:13:03
And I remember seeing the kids going by at the time called colored
01:13:06
Muscovite, and I had never seen I never seen it.
01:13:11
I'd turn it up. But that's about as loud as he's talking.
01:13:13
For some reason,
01:13:14
when I and I was only going to fourth grade,
01:13:16
I've heard a couple times he's never seen something, but I know what it is.
01:13:19
And yeah.
01:13:20
Why is it so fucking quiet? That's him man.
01:13:22
I had never seen him.
01:13:23
I and I gotta add that plug.
01:13:25
There's a plug in I can put in a Google play that I can magnify the audio to 200%.
01:13:28
I'm going to have to install that for just for Biden.
01:13:31
What he says.
01:13:31
I'll I'll say what he's saying with it.
01:13:34
I had never seen and I had never seen, we don't have the never seen a car.
01:13:38
I've never seen a car.
01:13:39
I never seen black people in fourth grade,
01:13:42
in the fourth grade going by.
01:13:44
If I remember seeing the kids gone by go by.
01:13:47
All the colored kids on the bus go by, I never see.
01:13:51
That's what he said.
01:13:53
What did he say?
01:13:55
He said he remembers being in the third grade, watching the colored kids go by.
01:14:00
Oh, I get it. I'm sorry.
01:14:01
What do you say? Yes, yes, thank you for that.
01:14:03
What did he say?
01:14:09
There might be more.
01:14:13
I, I mean,
01:14:14
if you're going to show that you're going to have to dance like him.
01:14:17
I don't know the dance.
01:14:19
It's kind of like good night.
01:14:22
I don't know if the dance.
01:14:25
Okay, here we go.
01:14:25
We got three Biden clips, and then we'll get done with Biden.
01:14:28
I don't know the dance.
01:14:30
Pretty simple.
01:14:32
Dignity.
01:14:34
What?
01:14:35
This one. He remember? Remember the volume?
01:14:37
He was talking right out of the middle of nowhere.
01:14:40
He just starts yelling.
01:14:43
It's about dignity.
01:14:45
Simple dignity.
01:14:47
Everyone.
01:14:49
Everyone deserves to be treated with dignity, regardless of their stand
01:14:53
regards to the economic system, regardless of who they are.
01:14:58
Making sure that more than 60 million Americans.
01:15:01
Yeah. No one knows why he blurted that out.
01:15:04
And then there's one more.
01:15:05
He's got Tourette's.
01:15:07
Maybe.
01:15:10
This is this is kind of my favorite one out of all the colored people.
01:15:13
Was fun, but that's kind of typical of him.
01:15:16
This is how the speech started.
01:15:19
Wait, why isn't it on my screen?
01:15:22
There it is.
01:15:23
So obviously music, you know, when you're you're announced.
01:15:25
And now welcome to whatever it is occurred
01:15:29
here is former president, former Vice president Joe Biden.
01:15:33
Thank you.
01:15:36
So good. To.
01:15:43
He is
01:15:45
this.
01:15:45
And for his introduction we deserve help.
01:15:48
Just started talking right over.
01:15:53
In the shark.
01:15:54
Just checking.
01:15:55
You know the sequel just to.
01:16:00
A poor guy.
01:16:00
Should we feel sorry for him now?
01:16:03
I should be a little angry at being duped.
01:16:09
He also.
01:16:10
He also recently said to Harris
01:16:12
something about I would have one or some something to that effect.
01:16:16
Oh, brilliant.
01:16:19
Like they shouldn't.
01:16:20
You shouldn't see, you shouldn't replace me.
01:16:21
Which leads me to believe that maybe he did contribute to the other side.
01:16:28
You know, we
01:16:28
we talked about that a bit on the show.
01:16:33
You know, once they kicked him out,
01:16:34
maybe he was a little bit, better.
01:16:43
Well,
01:16:44
what what what other shows did you say you were in?
01:16:48
Your Mount Rushmore was money.
01:16:50
Oh, let's go to money. Sandra.
01:16:58
I like that show.
01:16:59
That was a good one.
01:17:12
Wow. That's that one for way too long.
01:17:15
I do like, the Utah, airport.
01:17:18
And the kid should be calling in any minute now.
01:17:23
Oh, there it is.
01:17:25
It's back in the barn.
01:17:28
He's got better lighting than I have.
01:17:30
Better. Oh,
01:17:32
sorry. I was.
01:17:34
I cannot get through my workday,
01:17:37
and it was like Twinkie wrappers.
01:17:40
I if I ever put a Twinkie in,
01:17:44
I tried for with lettuce and broccoli,
01:17:47
I'd be so much healthier.
01:17:53
I didn't understand what I just said.
01:17:56
Oh, this is nothing. Broccoli.
01:17:58
It's supposed to be as good as, Twinkie.
01:18:01
Twinkie?
01:18:02
They have a shelf life of, like, 100 years.
01:18:04
Yeah.
01:18:05
When there's nothing left but cockroaches alive on Earth,
01:18:07
the Twinkies will still be around ten real factors.
01:18:10
I mean, sugar doesn't necessarily go bad.
01:18:12
That is a real factor, is I just don't.
01:18:16
I don't think there's sugar. It.
01:18:20
I think I mentioned honey right after that.
01:18:22
I think it's oil.
01:18:28
It that's a good double sound effect.
01:18:30
There. Farmers.
01:18:33
Oh, they're doing a clip.
01:18:34
The drought room for Gary. Let's hear it.
01:18:37
No, I just I in here in Colorado.
01:18:40
Don't you get a discount?
01:18:41
Look at this.
01:18:44
So much less work to do to cut my hair.
01:18:46
And I have to say, and pay the same price as someone with a full head of hair.
01:18:50
That's not fair.
01:18:52
Okay, I should get, like, the beard trim for.
01:19:02
Barber ramp
01:19:04
over it.
01:19:05
Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa grant.
01:19:10
This coat is hot.
01:19:11
Is that why you took your jeans? Your shit?
01:19:14
No, it's actually getting cold in here. What?
01:19:16
Why did I wear shorts?
01:19:19
Yeah.
01:19:19
You know, it's really breezy.
01:19:21
We've got a wind advisory, a small craft warning or alert or whatever.
01:19:26
Yeah, I came out of it.
01:19:27
I work next to a tower wood.
01:19:29
And there were satellite dishes there at the building I was at,
01:19:32
and we were getting a little nervous the way they.
01:19:34
I don't think it's safe to, to to enter a plane
01:19:37
right now.
01:19:40
Well, but it's not windy and fucking.
01:19:42
What are you, retarded?
01:19:45
I don't think he's in Detroit.
01:19:47
I'm not saying it's not safe for him to get out
01:19:50
for saying all that windy there, but I mean, hey, Joy,
01:19:53
we just want to let you know that it's real windy Detroit,
01:19:55
so you should be careful there in San Jose.
01:19:58
And I know he's not in San Jose.
01:19:59
That was a joke.
01:20:00
Oh of course. Oh, Sacramento
01:20:03
San sent Jesus, San Jose.
01:20:09
Oh, that is Jesus.
01:20:11
Oh. So this this video is just called.
01:20:14
Look, there's a black one.
01:20:15
Do you think we should wait for Rumble?
01:20:17
No, we should play it. Definitely play it.
01:20:19
I think we should wait. There's a black one.
01:20:22
Look, there's a black one.
01:20:23
Did you send that?
01:20:25
No, I think I sent that.
01:20:27
Yeah, it sounds right,
01:20:29
but there's a black one.
01:20:31
Oh, yeah.
01:20:31
We can put. This is a fun one.
01:20:33
We can actually,
01:20:35
I think we can play it on YouTube.
01:20:36
I want to react to it.
01:20:39
Oh, look, there's a black one.
01:20:43
It's Instagram.
01:20:45
Anybody in the comments?
01:20:46
If you know how to make Instagram full screen, that'd be great.
01:20:48
I really appreciate it. Oh good job
01:20:52
you get oh
01:20:54
I know look at that white go.
01:20:57
Oh there.
01:20:58
See. Yes.
01:21:00
Yeah I know there's a black one.
01:21:02
Black one.
01:21:04
Oh oh.
01:21:06
Like what did he say.
01:21:08
Oh yeah. On the black one.
01:21:11
This is bad timing.
01:21:15
Isn't.
01:21:18
Oh good job.
01:21:21
Oh we get oh I know look at that white.
01:21:25
So okay so I just I need to point one thing out.
01:21:27
I'm fine with the mistake and I it maybe it's staged or not,
01:21:30
but the fact the timing that the black child
01:21:31
just happened to be there when she said, oh look, a black one.
01:21:33
And he's like, what do you mean, a black one?
01:21:36
Listen to what she says right after that.
01:21:37
That's the weird part,
01:21:38
because she immediately corrects herself and says, no, I said, the white one.
01:21:43
So. Oh, this. Yes.
01:21:48
Yeah, I know there's a black one.
01:21:51
Black one.
01:21:52
Oh, black and white.
01:21:55
Yeah. What? I'm sorry, I don't get one.
01:21:58
So it's a mix.
01:21:59
So it's okay. It's not.
01:22:00
It's not as black.
01:22:05
She probably felt pretty good.
01:22:06
I want to talk about colors now.
01:22:13
Collard greens.
01:22:16
I honestly so when I was younger I honestly thought it was collard greens.
01:22:20
Oh wow.
01:22:21
To the point where I got a job when I was like 13
01:22:26
and we were working to produce plays, getting stuff off a truck
01:22:28
and putting big boxes in the little boxes.
01:22:30
Basically the produce come off the farmer.
01:22:32
And I was working with
01:22:35
said culture
01:22:38
and one of the, one of the, one of the vegetables that were coming in were
01:22:43
colored collard greens.
01:22:45
They're like, I was also raised racist.
01:22:48
Do you know what they said to me?
01:22:51
What did he say?
01:22:53
Yeah, yeah, they did.
01:22:59
There's a black,
01:23:04
Black call in one five, eight, six, three rants.
01:23:06
Three.
01:23:07
Especially if you're a black one.
01:23:09
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:23:11
The kids should be calling any minute now.
01:23:14
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
01:23:17
No, I'd love to hear from the kid.
01:23:22
Either.
01:23:22
I'm going to go.
01:23:24
Jerry. George
01:23:26
200 place.
01:23:28
You look well.
01:23:29
Call them totally inappropriate.
01:23:31
Pletely.
01:23:31
Insecure. Paranoid. Neurotic.
01:23:33
It's a pleasure.
01:23:35
Who said that?
01:23:36
And Seinfeld.
01:23:39
You say George?
01:23:40
Yeah. George Eaton, he doesn't care.
01:23:42
I didn't hear what he said. Neurotics.
01:23:43
It's a pleasure.
01:23:44
Yeah. It's got to be George, right?
01:23:46
Yeah. That's it.
01:23:47
I don't think if you already watch this, you shouldn't play.
01:23:50
Okay?
01:23:50
I leave, that Seinfeld one neighbor
01:23:58
who's going to turn down a junior mint.
01:23:59
It's chocolate, it's peppermint.
01:24:01
It's delicious.
01:24:02
Who said that?
01:24:03
Elaine.
01:24:06
No, it's Kramer.
01:24:08
I really just say whatever Jerry said because he watched.
01:24:12
It was Kramer. It was Kramer.
01:24:14
All right, I'm going to.
01:24:15
I'm going to go back to Jerry. George. Elena.
01:24:17
Kramer, please, for 600, if you want to make a person
01:24:21
feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say, God bless you.
01:24:24
You should say what?
01:24:26
Elaine? Oh, good looking.
01:24:28
You know, you say it's Elaine.
01:24:33
You still know this or did you watch it all, Jerry?
01:24:35
Because if you did,
01:24:37
I haven't seen it all. George.
01:24:39
I'm going to say.
01:24:40
I'm going to say it's Jerry and you said it's Elaine. Hey.
01:24:42
You're right.
01:24:43
So, George, good looking Robin.
01:24:45
Who's Jerry? It is Jerry,
01:24:48
I win I'm getting them right now.
01:24:49
Perfect now.
01:24:50
And so I watch I watched the first one.
01:24:52
I will be honest.
01:24:53
And then I stopped watching and said, ooh,
01:24:55
he wants me to answer these on the show because I'm the Seinfeld expert.
01:24:57
Yeah, yeah.
01:24:58
That's why you don't watch Kramer 800 can be Kramer.
01:25:01
Yeah, well, yeah, it could be a nerd test.
01:25:04
You know that one character on the fourth episode of Deep Space Nine?
01:25:08
Yes. I don't
01:25:11
I hate hated deep space nerd
01:25:14
Star Trek The Next Generation is the greatest
01:25:17
of all time.
01:25:20
Quit telling your stupid story about the stupid desert and just die already.
01:25:24
Die, Elaine. Die!
01:25:30
Don't you die already.
01:25:31
You. The stupid story about the desert.
01:25:35
Oh, yeah.
01:25:36
It's when she's talking to Peterman about the, catalog.
01:25:39
George, the the original one.
01:25:42
It's Elaine, it's Elaine.
01:25:43
She was the a great one.
01:25:45
Really late on The English Patient. Yes.
01:25:47
The, you know, the English Patient movie. That's right.
01:25:49
She hated that. Jerry.
01:25:51
Jerry, George, blah, blah, blah.
01:25:52
Thousand cancer daily double 30.
01:25:57
What's the daily double?
01:25:58
Do we have to bet money?
01:25:59
Yeah, I'll bet it all.
01:26:01
Make it a true daily double.
01:26:03
I bet the 6500 and 599.
01:26:05
I mean, I'm sorry, 6599. Yeah, that's what I said.
01:26:08
I'm just going 100 now. Keep it $1.
01:26:12
Jerry, who is Jerry?
01:26:14
You seem to enjoy this category.
01:26:16
Robin. Are you a Seinfeld fan? Yes.
01:26:18
Do you want to wager that?
01:26:19
Was she on Seinfeld? 1600.
01:26:21
Okay, yeah, 200 if you're right in Jerry, George, Elaine or Kramer.
01:26:27
She was angry that day.
01:26:28
My friend George.
01:26:31
And like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
01:26:35
Kramer.
01:26:36
Oh, my God, not me not knowing the most famous episode.
01:26:40
I was like,
01:26:40
oh yeah, that was the greatest one because they put
01:26:42
it was the golf ball in the, in The Whale.
01:26:45
He was a marine biologist.
01:26:47
With George, it is George.
01:26:50
I support Your Honor for you.
01:26:52
Amazing.
01:26:54
I did them for Brady.
01:26:57
That's the best.
01:26:58
That's the best special.
01:27:00
This is the best podcast ever.
01:27:02
You're welcome.
01:27:12
Ask George, do you fuckface?
01:27:15
I'm stuck in an airport.
01:27:16
I eat cheap food and I didn't prepare deer flag.
01:27:18
What should I do?
01:27:19
Signed some fuckhead in San Jose.
01:27:22
An $18 salad is not cheap food.
01:27:28
Oh. San Jose in New Mexico.
01:27:30
He paid a lot of money for that cheap food.
01:27:33
$18 chicken Caesar.
01:27:38
Hey, it had chicken, okay?
01:27:40
He didn't say a meat salad
01:27:44
or a hotel room chair.
01:27:47
Be I'd rather eat the chicken salad.
01:27:50
Was that the question?
01:27:52
Yeah, yeah,
01:27:55
yeah, I was offering you to eat a chair
01:27:58
and. Yeah.
01:28:00
So, how are those Florence allowed to now
01:28:06
apply to are made of rubber or or rubber.
01:28:10
Sorry,
01:28:11
I, I say leave alone but have it, have at it.
01:28:14
Have fun. It hasn't been ten days. What do you mean?
01:28:16
Did you get your judgment? Yeah. Oh, we leave it alone.
01:28:18
Oh, it doesn't matter.
01:28:20
It doesn't matter, Gary, I got mine.
01:28:23
It has nothing to do.
01:28:24
Got my termination in the mail Saturday.
01:28:27
I am approved.
01:28:29
Of course you were. They can't.
01:28:31
They can't hear you.
01:28:32
For George pointing out a safety violation.
01:28:34
I know they were penalties.
01:28:36
And that's what the magistrate decided.
01:28:38
They can fire you for absolutely no cause.
01:28:41
But yeah, they owe you seven.
01:28:45
Yep. That's what our amount of rubber they give you.
01:28:49
Yeah.
01:28:49
Gary said they the decision was in my favor.
01:28:53
Yep. There was, it was.
01:28:56
Now they should pray that you don't fucking go further.
01:28:59
Right? Right.
01:29:00
Yeah.
01:29:01
The whole, mess, you know, like under false pretenses or whatever.
01:29:07
How dare you say something on the internet?
01:29:09
Seriously, I'm joking, I we're not we don't give a shit about you
01:29:12
as much as you. Hopefully don't give a shit about us.
01:29:15
I'm, I'm giving up late
01:29:18
right out of the gate
01:29:20
for my school.
01:29:21
You are not going to share where you work.
01:29:25
I'm no paper.
01:29:25
I'm not a lumber.
01:29:28
Because you know that.
01:29:29
That, you know, there's a few people that are watching just to see if
01:29:32
if it's not the water, because that made the judgment somebody,
01:29:36
you know is not going to do you know where I work?
01:29:40
No, I don't think they're going to do anything.
01:29:41
But, you know, no one gets hired at it.
01:29:43
And you know where I work from now on, I would advise against it.
01:29:47
But he doesn't listen to a fucking word I say.
01:29:50
I'll give you a hint, though,
01:29:52
so that we, like the suckers stuck to the Millennium Falcon
01:29:57
when they hid in the asteroid from the Empire.
01:30:01
So I already know.
01:30:04
Yeah, yeah, you do know and Gary knows.
01:30:06
And there was a reason why only two of you know,
01:30:10
because you're the asshole that's going to know.
01:30:11
I'm sorry.
01:30:12
I don't know why.
01:30:13
Screeching asshole that's going to.
01:30:17
I got a button for that.
01:30:18
Yeah, see, I have ten pages of sound.
01:30:21
This is a problem.
01:30:22
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
01:30:24
You saw my soundboard I got, I got I tried to look at it.
01:30:27
I saw 1000 pages.
01:30:29
Is it organized or is it just to the way you put it in and you just kind of deal.
01:30:32
It's organized.
01:30:33
But as I add more, it's hard to keep organize.
01:30:37
Yeah.
01:30:37
Every time I try to organize it, it just makes them harder to find.
01:30:40
I'm used.
01:30:40
I'm getting used to it now, but there's too many I need to
01:30:42
I need to page flip better.
01:30:44
Probably got 100 waiting to be added because I'm finishing the year.
01:30:48
The music every week.
01:30:51
We don't have music.
01:30:52
Should we have kid music? We should have kid.
01:30:54
We should have. Jared I use music for that.
01:30:57
Well, you had music for that.
01:30:59
Hi. The kid.
01:31:01
Hello, Gary.
01:31:02
I tried to make it. It's so good to hear.
01:31:04
There.
01:31:04
See, to talk about that.
01:31:08
I could have done that.
01:31:12
Happy 100th, the kid
01:31:14
show could not have been that good music for the kid.
01:31:19
You were a big part of a lot of them.
01:31:22
You were definitely the fuel for more than half of the youth.
01:31:26
I was the youth until you whether you.
01:31:29
Yeah, there were certain events that the show may not have continued without.
01:31:33
That's how important you were.
01:31:34
Wow. Right.
01:31:35
Well, that, that is that is an honor.
01:31:38
I'll, I'll wear that mantle with pride.
01:31:39
Keep in mind, too, that everything we say on the show
01:31:42
just for the disclaimer is complete.
01:31:44
Utter bullshit.
01:31:45
All right?
01:31:45
Yeah, well, we're happy to. It's.
01:31:49
You're just yanking my.
01:31:49
It doesn't mean it's exclusively not true either. I'm just.
01:31:52
Just not ticket qualified to talk about anything.
01:31:56
There's no way we're going to go out of character
01:31:57
just for a celebration show, but I.
01:31:59
Yeah, really, though, it's important part of the show.
01:32:01
I'm not I'm not being for it.
01:32:03
Right.
01:32:04
I was either of those guys four times each.
01:32:07
I can't stand that bitch though. So
01:32:10
sooner, you know, I would tell that dude she disappeared.
01:32:14
She played everybody.
01:32:15
She's back to vengeance.
01:32:18
Hold on a second. The mullet. She's.
01:32:20
She's been.
01:32:27
You talking about the mom?
01:32:28
Part two is back. Cartoon?
01:32:30
Yeah. She's what? It used to be back on her.
01:32:32
Oh, she got a podcast. Like she came back, so.
01:32:35
Yeah, yeah, I was.
01:32:36
I thought she disappeared because she felt so bad. What?
01:32:38
Did she say anything. Did she address it in any way?
01:32:41
No, I have no idea, but I. I don't think so.
01:32:43
She did not.
01:32:44
I was the closest I've ever seen.
01:32:46
Are you out, mister?
01:32:47
Are you on the enterprise like.
01:32:50
Yeah. These seats are weird.
01:32:52
What the fuck is this?
01:32:53
I can get this. Literally only five.
01:32:54
I can get the gas chair. I don't know
01:32:58
why. It doesn't look real.
01:32:59
It doesn't. It doesn't look real.
01:33:02
You're wearing that. That's your new code, isn't it?
01:33:03
I mean, if it's a mental block like voice, like if I lean back, nobody can hear me.
01:33:08
I don't know if either you remember this, but in the 80s, we wore our collars
01:33:11
straight up like that.
01:33:14
Called like gay before gay?
01:33:16
Yeah. Yeah. It was.
01:33:18
We called it preppy and I was a burnout.
01:33:20
So I wore like a jacket, a jean jacket,
01:33:22
and everyone made fun of me because they thought I was poor,
01:33:24
because I didn't wear a fucking $200 polo shirt with the collar up.
01:33:29
It was weird times back then.
01:33:30
We were allowed to bully and haze and all that shit.
01:33:32
It was weird times.
01:33:33
That's how it sounds. Scary.
01:33:36
I can't believe you made it out of there.
01:33:37
Yeah, it really wasn't scary.
01:33:40
Even in the 80s.
01:33:41
Some of the some of my friends did, you know, die.
01:33:44
But other than that,
01:33:47
we didn't all make it out.
01:33:48
Oh, I'm trying to say they all do.
01:33:49
Well, yeah.
01:33:52
So the kid.
01:33:55
Yeah.
01:33:57
You wait.
01:33:57
So before you say anything, you're back with your girlfriend, right?
01:34:00
No. No, I'm kidding myself.
01:34:03
Single. Got a new girl. Hello, viewers.
01:34:06
So, hello.
01:34:07
So thank you for your. Interesting. Okay.
01:34:09
Yep. Dating connection.
01:34:10
Colin 15863 romance three.
01:34:12
All right, I will call him.
01:34:14
All right.
01:34:15
Set up set ups.
01:34:16
Deal with it to make a love connection.
01:34:19
That's me. Gary. That's my brain already said thanks for joining us.
01:34:21
You, you know, draw.
01:34:23
And you look like you've got a wingnut for a hat.
01:34:27
Even better. Yep.
01:34:28
Let's keep that. Need more chair.
01:34:31
Can we see the chair?
01:34:32
Can we see the whole chair?
01:34:35
Oh, those are cool.
01:34:36
Okay.
01:34:37
Do you have to pay for that chair or is it open?
01:34:39
No, no, it's an open. And it's annoying because it seems like it's.
01:34:42
Everybody sits over here. So.
01:34:44
So I think the last time I was in,
01:34:46
in an airport, you had to put quarters into a TV screen to watch it.
01:34:49
Do they still have that? What?
01:34:51
It's been 30 years.
01:34:54
I haven't flown since 1991.
01:34:56
Correct. 30 years? Yep.
01:34:59
Oh, damn.
01:35:00
Yep. You know, when I stopped, when they wanted
01:35:02
to put their hands on my balls and look at my shoes, I throw them in one fly.
01:35:07
And in fact, my family has been to Florida more times than I can count.
01:35:11
And we drive fucking down every time.
01:35:13
And my family hates me for it.
01:35:14
The best thing is, funny enough, Florida drive is fine.
01:35:17
The best thing about that situation?
01:35:18
I love it that there was there was one shoe bomber.
01:35:21
It was in Detroit, and ever since then, the shoes of anything
01:35:24
and it has never happened.
01:35:25
Shoe bomber bombers fake.
01:35:27
Oh. We lost the kicking off.
01:35:28
I don't know what WrestleMania we're going to go on is above, so below.
01:35:32
Yeah.
01:35:33
Gary and I could leave and we'll put you on the top.
01:35:35
Yeah.
01:35:37
Is everything good?
01:35:38
Hello, I love that.
01:35:40
All right, wrestling talk with the kitchen drawer.
01:35:43
Oh, yeah. Right.
01:35:44
Yippee!
01:35:49
I'm assuming you watch WrestleMania, right?
01:35:50
No, I don't like wrestling.
01:35:53
Oh, okay.
01:35:54
Well, yeah, but your boys are awesome.
01:35:58
I wrestle with, I wrestle with boys in hotels.
01:36:01
Yeah. You wrestle with your, with your straightness.
01:36:04
Yeah.
01:36:04
I wrestle with the concept of an afterlife.
01:36:08
Yeah.
01:36:08
No, no, I watched WrestleMania.
01:36:10
It was awesome.
01:36:11
Of course you did. Awesome, awesome.
01:36:15
I know who won. I don't want to interrupt.
01:36:17
Oh, no. You're fine.
01:36:18
The, Oh, I wanted to pull this up first,
01:36:22
but God damn it. Oh.
01:36:28
See what I have to do?
01:36:29
They're doing it in the wrong order.
01:36:32
They being WrestleMania was, I know,
01:36:35
whatever website it was pulled up to, I was gonna pull that up.
01:36:38
I have simple amateur questions, so WrestleMania was two nights?
01:36:43
Yeah. Yeah.
01:36:43
This you, It's always.
01:36:45
You don't always do it. They've done it for the last night.
01:36:48
Whatever. So they had.
01:36:49
No. I think they could built the audience for that much more money.
01:36:51
Do you have to is it a pay per view event?
01:36:56
Technically they call them premium live events
01:36:58
now, but yeah, it's like if you did, you watch it.
01:37:03
How about that?
01:37:03
How did you Peacock plus though?
01:37:06
Or you had to play Peacock and then it was just a one time fee
01:37:09
just for the show, or it was just in case you just need to clock this off.
01:37:13
It's just the, So do you peacock, or do you cock p
01:37:17
chicken attack a cock p yes, WrestleMania was on chicken attack.
01:37:22
Nice.
01:37:24
That's the only way I watch it.
01:37:25
Why can't you get the shit in order?
01:37:27
They give you, like, the updates, the like I want the card
01:37:30
and they are giving it to me in the order in which it's most important,
01:37:34
not in the order.
01:37:35
Because wrestling sucks and they're a bunch of return.
01:37:38
Yeah. No it does. Yeah.
01:37:40
All right.
01:37:40
So I'm just going to go through the order in which they I've been really good.
01:37:45
I'm going to, you know, joke.
01:37:46
No exaggeration.
01:37:47
My dick has been hard by watching not you guys because hopefully you're not as bad.
01:37:50
But the YouTubers that have been, they have lost their minds over it.
01:37:54
I couldn't, they couldn't believe how he won.
01:37:56
I don't even know what that means. But they couldn't believe.
01:37:58
Oh, that's so amazed at the ending.
01:38:00
It could have been done better.
01:38:00
They said, that's your crazy wrestling fandom.
01:38:03
It's it gets a bit.
01:38:04
I mean, I'm just repeating what I heard.
01:38:06
I have no idea what it means.
01:38:07
I know who won, but I don't want to ruin it
01:38:09
because you guys know there's most awesome of you.
01:38:12
So we're going to go through it here.
01:38:13
So, night one, I can't wait.
01:38:15
So, versus going through what was your opinion on that?
01:38:18
I figured Jay was going to win.
01:38:21
I'm glad he. Yeah. It was cool to watch him.
01:38:23
Why are you glad you won? It was.
01:38:25
He was scripted to win. You know that, right?
01:38:28
Was he was gone.
01:38:29
Real Malik's real wrestling.
01:38:31
I just I he's been around for a while, but I just feel like that still character,
01:38:35
he's a bit undersized.
01:38:36
He's lost some of his muscle mass and he just isn't anything other than, yeet.
01:38:40
Which is like a ten year old
01:38:42
internet thing.
01:38:43
And so even as
01:38:46
I don't think he has anything more than just what he's already given,
01:38:48
and so I don't feel like I feel like they owe it to him.
01:38:50
But you don't. You're not owed anything.
01:38:52
But I just feel like Gunther would have should have had it for quite a while.
01:38:56
The router.
01:38:58
Well, good.
01:38:58
Gunther had the, the,
01:39:02
Intercontinental Championship for, like, almost two years, so.
01:39:06
I mean, I like and and then.
01:39:09
And then the villain, Sami Zayn beat him.
01:39:12
The guy with no muscles and.
01:39:13
Yeah, looks like that was B.S..
01:39:15
I didn't like that last year, but it was kind of weird.
01:39:19
It'll be nice to see Gunther without a title, because I think it's
01:39:22
whenever he has a title,
01:39:23
usually he never loses, so it gets given usually after a while.
01:39:26
Usually a good guy with the title is just boring, period.
01:39:29
Which is why the Cody Rhodes situation has been boring.
01:39:32
But we can go into that. Next.
01:39:33
The next match would have, been, New Day versus the War Raiders,
01:39:37
which are now, in my opinion, the Viking Raiders,
01:39:39
because now they're bikers instead of Vikings.
01:39:43
What do you think?
01:39:44
I like The New Day, a lot.
01:39:46
I didn't really pay attention this match.
01:39:48
I didn't even pay attention this match much.
01:39:49
I, I just think the new day's been over blown.
01:39:52
Even though they're heels now, I like that
01:39:54
they're doing something different, but it just doesn't feel enough.
01:39:57
Yeah, I don't know.
01:39:59
Yeah. It was.
01:39:59
I thought they were more interesting when it was just Xavier being a bad guy.
01:40:02
And Kofi was like, trying to, like, convince, right?
01:40:06
They could have done more storyline with,
01:40:08
It just seems like they jumped right into it and now they're just
01:40:11
whatever. Yeah. Jake.
01:40:12
Jake argued against Naomi.
01:40:15
My favorite part about the match was they had,
01:40:17
like, a Twitter beef or an X beef.
01:40:20
I'm sorry.
01:40:22
All right.
01:40:22
Where Jade called Naomi out for getting, like, like ass shots.
01:40:27
Like implying her her butt is not real.
01:40:30
And, Naomi responded by saying, the only ass shots I get are from Big Jim.
01:40:36
Which is her big, Jimmy USO.
01:40:39
So that was awesome.
01:40:41
I'm glad Jade won, but I like.
01:40:44
Yeah, she needs something because I feel like they haven't been doing her justice.
01:40:47
And Naomi doesn't need anything because I don't think she's that great.
01:40:51
And since coming back, I feel like she's been a step behind, in my opinion.
01:40:54
But I do like Naomi a lot more now.
01:40:57
Like as a heel. Then.
01:40:59
Then this is what she talks.
01:41:00
She just kind of, I guess.
01:41:02
But like, why won't they move her into the bloodline situation?
01:41:05
I like her, her husband just won.
01:41:07
Or. No, her husband's, her husband's brother.
01:41:10
Just one.
01:41:10
Her husband came out to congratulate her brother,
01:41:12
and then she comes out two matches later and is a bad guy.
01:41:15
Doesn't do what they talking to back.
01:41:17
And doesn't her husband go. What's wrong with you?
01:41:19
What do you mean? It's such a bitch.
01:41:20
Yeah, exactly.
01:41:22
I don't know why they don't tie that stuff.
01:41:23
And they want to tell us that they're married,
01:41:25
but then they don't want to lose.
01:41:26
Listen, in the storyline, it makes no sense.
01:41:28
Yeah, I think it'd be way more interesting if they would, like,
01:41:30
have those two interact on that same thing.
01:41:32
When Seth Rollins was a heel and
01:41:34
and her and his wife was, her husband was was a face.
01:41:38
It's like, I don't understand why you're. Yeah, let's.
01:41:41
It makes no sense, all right?
01:41:42
About who's. Who's this guy,
01:41:45
Dominic Mysterio?
01:41:47
Yeah. He's. Yeah.
01:41:47
I can't believe that they did that. He's got a fucking little.
01:41:50
They did. He's worked so hard I like that.
01:41:54
So hard.
01:41:54
He he he hasn't seen a gym ever in his life I don't know.
01:41:58
What do you mean he worked so hard.
01:41:59
Well he he was doing like tons of matches and stuff.
01:42:03
He's doing good character work, but not really I love him, I love Dom so much.
01:42:08
He's so even like that.
01:42:09
They gave it to somebody that is oddball.
01:42:11
And I like that he's more of a character.
01:42:15
I just found the center to be kind of, I don't know,
01:42:20
like A61 iron is so socially it looks like shit.
01:42:24
He doesn't so slow.
01:42:25
It's no Rey Mysterio 619.
01:42:27
It's just it's you got here because you're dead.
01:42:30
And that's a.
01:42:31
And then you want to look like Eddie Guerrero, then you're not.
01:42:33
So I don't know what.
01:42:34
Yeah, it's quite the mullet I don't know, I was there was no match.
01:42:39
Who else was in the match?
01:42:40
Braun breaker Finn Balor and Penta.
01:42:44
Yeah.
01:42:44
So I would have Brotherhood pins breaker.
01:42:47
Keep it.
01:42:47
Yeah or no I wasn't.
01:42:53
Oh yeah.
01:42:53
Why did you skip to that. That's 92.
01:42:55
Why. What are you doing that for?
01:42:56
You're screwing my shit up, Jacob.
01:42:58
Fighting one late night.
01:43:00
I just I really needed to play long.
01:43:02
I just ignore them.
01:43:03
You you hate them all? Yeah.
01:43:06
I can't are you, like, a big independent fan?
01:43:08
Were you, like, were you big on him?
01:43:09
Don't stop playing for free.
01:43:11
You're playing like, no idea.
01:43:12
I don't I don't pay attention anything.
01:43:14
I've only heard of him prior to.
01:43:15
Yeah.
01:43:15
That he's the brothers of the Russo brothers.
01:43:18
I think he's all right.
01:43:19
I just think, like, It's good when they give someone new something early,
01:43:22
because it kind of tells you that they're planning on doing.
01:43:25
Thank you very, Chad Gable in racing next.
01:43:28
What about that one?
01:43:30
I think you mean El Gran Americano.
01:43:33
Yeah, right, I like that. I do like the character.
01:43:35
I like him like riffing on masked wrestlers.
01:43:39
I feel like the Phoenix, they didn't really give a lot of things there to.
01:43:42
I don't know, I feel like they just kind of shoehorn him in all of a sudden.
01:43:45
Well, they had to because Rey got, Rey Mysterio
01:43:48
got injured because it's supposed to be him versus.
01:43:49
Oh yeah, okay.
01:43:50
That's right. Yeah.
01:43:51
So he he was shoehorned,
01:43:54
I, I liked that match.
01:43:55
I think I'll, El gran Americano, whoever he is, is, very entertaining.
01:44:01
So. Hey, he's undersea cable, which.
01:44:04
Yeah,
01:44:06
but I guess if you're undersized, you need to be a character, and I like that.
01:44:10
Yeah. Understand that.
01:44:12
But the dude that you could work on, he was awesome.
01:44:14
Yeah, but he's just undersized, comparatively to what you should be.
01:44:18
So Tiffany Stratton and Charlotte Flair, that match was awesome.
01:44:22
I'm glad Tiffany won.
01:44:24
Yeah. How weird.
01:44:25
The Charlotte look, she needs to stop getting plastic surgery. She,
01:44:30
she always looks like she's wearing a diaper when, whenever she's wrestling.
01:44:33
Doesn't.
01:44:34
She doesn't know about it. Well, yeah.
01:44:36
Yeah, exactly.
01:44:38
So that's always fun to watch.
01:44:39
I'm glad Tiffany won. I'm. I'm a big.
01:44:43
Oh, so,
01:44:46
Oh, George died.
01:44:50
And those of you watching
01:44:51
this is the Naomi versus Jade Cargill fight.
01:44:57
It's, very interesting.
01:44:58
Oh, here's the finisher.
01:45:01
Oh, look at this.
01:45:01
Jade's going to like liquor.
01:45:02
Finger for the three count.
01:45:05
Boom.
01:45:08
There's Jacob Fatu.
01:45:09
Who? Who?
01:45:15
La Nate should have won way cooler.
01:45:21
JR is still muted yeah you're muted.
01:45:23
Just so you know the young kids are calling Twitter X now.
01:45:26
Twix.
01:45:27
Twix yeah trying to be all cool I know you're younger than me
01:45:30
so you probably already knew that I, I haven't heard that actually.
01:45:34
That's really sad though, because. Yeah. Twix.
01:45:37
I liked it the first time I heard it, and then I hated it.
01:45:40
Yeah.
01:45:41
I think you should, Tough.
01:45:44
This one should have one.
01:45:46
It's kind of annoying that Charlotte only comes back
01:45:48
during WrestleMania and then ends up being boring.
01:45:51
I like Tiffany. I think she's a good character.
01:45:53
I just thought the Barbie entrance was really fucking weird. Didn't work out
01:45:56
well, she loves it, apparently, but yeah, now I'm glad to like one.
01:46:01
Yeah, so that's where I was.
01:46:03
Roman Reigns CM punk.
01:46:04
This was end of day. What? Night one.
01:46:07
Awesome, awesome.
01:46:08
I thought it would be an interesting.
01:46:11
I just don't like Seth Rollins, but if he's going to be.
01:46:14
I love Seth Rollins.
01:46:15
He's annoying.
01:46:16
He's just he has he's one dimensional. He's not a good character.
01:46:19
I love her. No, it's terrible.
01:46:22
It's it sounds fake.
01:46:23
Whereas it's so fun.
01:46:25
It's no it's not.
01:46:26
It's him like, oh, I'm trying to be a character.
01:46:28
So let me wear something obnoxious and just do an obnoxious laugh.
01:46:31
He was a way better character when he was with The Authority.
01:46:34
I'm so proud that I don't know any of these people.
01:46:37
CM Punk's just like his whole bits being a straight edge and like Roman Reigns.
01:46:42
Yes. And no hitting people.
01:46:44
Sure.
01:46:45
I guess I like all three treatment reigns, right?
01:46:48
With the stupid tattoo that's running around right now. Yeah, but of course.
01:46:51
Oh Heyman's with Roman Reigns and he's talking for
01:46:54
again
01:46:55
Seth Rollins was good when he was with The Authority.
01:46:58
And he had what Jay security was when I like first started
01:47:03
watching wrestling again after taking like a 15 year
01:47:06
hiatus.
01:47:09
I'm all right next year.
01:47:11
I didn't give me that much.
01:47:13
I so I also,
01:47:19
I don't know how
01:47:22
we got the title. I.
01:47:28
Oh, no. Oh,
01:47:34
is this too much wrestling doing it?
01:47:35
I need a break between night one and two.
01:47:37
No, I'm.
01:47:37
I'm I'm good to go.
01:47:38
I like this, right? Okay. He's, you know, this guy.
01:47:41
This guy Rhea Ripley and Bianca Belair,
01:47:44
I you I don't I don't know why the fans love these guys.
01:47:48
She's very boring and I do not.
01:47:51
I think it's fun.
01:47:51
No, she's like a, like a high flier which is fun and like.
01:47:55
Yeah okay.
01:47:55
Well that's if you're, if you want to see a bunch
01:47:57
of flippy divas in the match, I want to see a storyline. Anyone can do a
01:48:01
jump on the trampoline and do a flip.
01:48:03
Like, that's not the point here.
01:48:05
But, you know, you don't suppose you know I don't.
01:48:07
I don't like Bianca Belair.
01:48:09
And, Rhea has been like, she can actually.
01:48:12
Yes, she can actually beat ass.
01:48:14
Really? Like.
01:48:15
And I'm getting tired of that.
01:48:16
But yeah, you know, guys is boring.
01:48:20
This proves that wrestling is gay. Look at that guy.
01:48:22
Just put his hand. Well, because he did a low blow on both of them.
01:48:25
Did a double turn with.
01:48:25
Yeah, you can make an excuse for anything. Go ahead. Start.
01:48:28
I wonder if she was for grabbing the guy's cock.
01:48:31
Oh, he was so over.
01:48:35
I'm the heel, but you're the one that wrote it in and had ad
01:48:37
lib that says I don't.
01:48:39
I just want to do something with his crotch.
01:48:42
For a
01:48:42
minor character was the only way to my name has been oversaturated.
01:48:45
For him to get that involved in the main event just seemed a bit too overblown.
01:48:49
And for the record, like the day, like the double turn aspect,
01:48:52
but I just don't like, that yellow brief is way more
01:48:55
than Heraldo was wearing running on the beach, by the way.
01:48:58
Yeah.
01:48:59
You know, that's a yellow, you know, why don't you?
01:49:03
All right. Drew MacIntyre, Damian priest.
01:49:05
Oh, one that both of these got.
01:49:08
Both of you guys needed to win the first night.
01:49:11
Are we on Sunday? No, we're on no.
01:49:13
Night two, buddy, will you just switch to night two then?
01:49:16
Right?
01:49:17
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:49:18
Okay.
01:49:19
See, I only know, how about I'm helping you out?
01:49:22
How about you help me out a little bit through MacIntyre?
01:49:24
David, I feel like they both do. To use the win.
01:49:26
This is probably the best match of the edge of the two nights.
01:49:30
In my opinion.
01:49:32
Oh, really?
01:49:33
Okay. Yeah, probably.
01:49:34
They both had.
01:49:35
They both had some.
01:49:36
The two I guess lose because they both needed to win character wise.
01:49:40
Not like oh in the story.
01:49:42
I'm just saying drew McIntyre has lost the whole short time.
01:49:44
Damian Priest is kind of floundering a little bit.
01:49:46
So, have both these dudes just do just go
01:49:49
straight up, beat each other's ass like math was, yeah.
01:49:52
Interesting.
01:49:53
It was good, I liked it.
01:49:54
I'm glad you also didn't know who was going to win.
01:49:57
There was definitely a lot on that. One.
01:49:58
Could have gone either way for sure.
01:50:00
Wait, is that Rey Mysterio?
01:50:02
No, no, I guess the next one, next one as well.
01:50:04
Dominik Mysterio, Braun, Breaker and Balor and kind of yeah, everybody touched.
01:50:09
Based on this one, you are paying attention to how it worked
01:50:12
or how it went.
01:50:13
Do you pay attention to the, billionaires?
01:50:17
Defense personnel so that no, no, you watch.
01:50:21
We've.
01:50:22
Nope.
01:50:22
Yeah, I've given him the shot, but it's just too cartoony.
01:50:26
Oh, really?
01:50:27
Oh, really?
01:50:28
It's just too, too unreal. It's too unreal.
01:50:30
There's no reality to it. Is that what you're saying?
01:50:32
So you don't. Oh, they're just.
01:50:34
It's just all over the place. It's just too,
01:50:38
But this but this is real authentic and good to watch because I don't know.
01:50:42
What do you want to watch Die Hard and not have realistic,
01:50:44
fighting scenes and gun shootouts or, you know, so.
01:50:48
All right. Two, two.
01:50:48
If you. I'm going to be a real person here.
01:50:51
If I was
01:50:52
seen in real life, go through what happened and die hard and be there
01:50:56
and actually be a witness or watch a movie, I'd rather really be there
01:50:59
because, you know, it's not fake.
01:51:02
No. It's choreographed.
01:51:05
It's not fake.
01:51:06
Right?
01:51:06
Come on.
01:51:07
They're still getting hit, right? Right.
01:51:09
They're they're not cruncher.
01:51:11
That's why I just thought it was a, you know,
01:51:15
it's like arguing about Superman catching Lois Lane, about the physics of it,
01:51:20
skipping over the fact that a male
01:51:22
humanoid is flying right.
01:51:26
It's kind of what you just did with wrestling.
01:51:28
Comparing one wrestling,
01:51:29
fake wrestling to another, fake wrestling saying it's two fake cartoonish, correct?
01:51:33
I must yeah, when he catches Lois Lane, she should die on impact.
01:51:36
Well, some stuff done decently okay.
01:51:39
And some stuff is done horribly.
01:51:41
He's done decently. Okay.
01:51:43
And a he's done horribly.
01:51:46
And yeah, we can go talk to this guy
01:51:48
so I can't even get a second now.
01:51:51
I'm very Griffin Balor fans.
01:51:52
So you're also probably killing
01:51:53
copyright with this as well because WWE is like hardcore on there.
01:51:58
No you're I made sure you were over the the actual WWE whatever.
01:52:02
So I'm going with your Robert Griffin Balor fans.
01:52:04
I feel like the only two people that should have won
01:52:06
this were Braun, Breaker or Penta.
01:52:08
I like the curveball of Dominick.
01:52:10
We kind of already talked about that.
01:52:12
I'm so I'm Dom was who I wanted to win okay.
01:52:16
Interesting.
01:52:17
Brian contributes and says the last WrestleMania
01:52:19
that had any relevance whatsoever was WrestleMania three but he's not sure.
01:52:23
Yeah.
01:52:24
Not sure which WrestleMania 17.
01:52:27
Which one broke records for the first time at the first time.
01:52:29
And it was at the all make you guys call break records were even born.
01:52:32
Yeah, yeah.
01:52:33
One of you was two nights.
01:52:35
That's how they break the WrestleMania three
01:52:37
I think was the one at the Silverdome where yeah.
01:52:39
Then I agree with Brian Andre, man.
01:52:41
All that matters is every show.
01:52:43
I like Ryan a little more.
01:52:45
Yeah, and other matters.
01:52:46
Like said,
01:52:48
this one is going to make the most amount of money because now you get so
01:52:51
like five grand is it.
01:52:52
No, no. You said it backwards. So it was a combo.
01:52:54
Speaking of which, I just like you know what, show that for different reasons.
01:52:58
Mostly just for putting cryptic titles on the.
01:53:02
Yeah, I know how to pull it up.
01:53:03
So you getting better though.
01:53:04
But you pull back to be funny every once in a while.
01:53:06
Appreciate it.
01:53:08
Part of the way.
01:53:09
During the show, we got a nice appearance with Stone Cold Steve Austin,
01:53:11
which honestly, this is the first time I've ever saw Stone cold
01:53:13
and thought it was kind of corny because he's
01:53:15
now like he's looking old and he's old, middle finger eating
01:53:19
and drinking beer like, but he's whipping around the ring in this ATV.
01:53:22
He's like, he crashes into the barricade and this woman is not cool with it.
01:53:26
She was standing, he hits the barricade, and then she kind of sits in her chair
01:53:31
and she's not cool with it.
01:53:32
And then the entire time he says some shit to her,
01:53:34
and then after he's done,
01:53:35
he goes back up to her and there's a dude that's there
01:53:37
who's like, already trying to smooth the shit over
01:53:39
because that's an easy lawsuit, because he's, he's not only he's driving
01:53:43
that ATV and then he's getting in the ring and drinking beer.
01:53:45
And so you only have the assumption that is he already drunk like, yeah.
01:53:50
And is he whipping around like, you have a whip around this
01:53:52
and he crashing on the barricade like I watch this.
01:53:54
Do you like she was the
01:53:58
the dude next to her seemed like he was with her.
01:54:00
And he was all like, oh. And she was like.
01:54:03
She was like, what'd you do? Why did you do that?
01:54:04
Like the fans were a little bit a couple of them up front.
01:54:07
They were very perturbed on that happening.
01:54:10
I must have rewatched that several times as well.
01:54:14
Yeah, it was awesome.
01:54:20
I mean, what are you going to do?
01:54:21
But at the same time, like, I hope she didn't get hurt because that's easy.
01:54:23
Like that's easy lawsuit.
01:54:25
Even if you were like, alright, you didn't ruin the rest of your night.
01:54:27
Easy lawsuit.
01:54:28
You're going to do stone cold, you're going to sue.
01:54:30
We are going to sue. Freaking psycho.
01:54:32
I think
01:54:34
they can probably just settle it at next year's WrestleMania.
01:54:37
It'll be stone cold versus, versus the ATV lady.
01:54:41
Yeah. Oh, shit.
01:54:42
They got, like, somebody was filming it right there.
01:54:44
I hope those it's not showing the best.
01:54:49
Yeah.
01:54:49
So it is obviously obviously everyone is fucking,
01:54:55
filming during that.
01:54:57
This is a different angle that I did not see before on
01:54:59
this is really difficult to do because I got one screen here.
01:55:03
I got the clip here.
01:55:04
It is removed from stage, the stage because something changed in it for sure.
01:55:08
Did you see what happened with Steve Austin at WrestleMania 41?
01:55:11
He made a surprise entrance on his quote to announce the attendance.
01:55:15
Initially, Austin missed the main entrance ramp and had to reverse his ATM.
01:55:18
Oh, I didn't see that part or entrance later was following the ring.
01:55:21
He never drunkenly crashed his bike into the ringside barricade.
01:55:25
The impact caused a what number were they at this year?
01:55:27
Austin and WWE president oh this was this is recently on her
01:55:32
that was on over there.
01:55:33
Holy shit.
01:55:33
Many people online believe she may have faked the fall in hopes of suing WWE,
01:55:38
or she didn't fall. Right?
01:55:40
When you see what happened in Austin, it looks like she hits it and then she falls.
01:55:44
No one else on his record announced the attendance.
01:55:46
Initially, Austin missed the main entrance ramp
01:55:49
and had to reverse his ATV to make the proper entrance.
01:55:52
Later, while circling the ring, he accidentally crashed his bike
01:55:55
into the ringside barrier.
01:55:56
She says, standing, and then she falls in a row
01:55:58
to fall down on Austin and she's like, are you kidding me?
01:56:02
Professional read her mouth.
01:56:03
She goes, you read her mouth?
01:56:05
She goes, are you kidding me?
01:56:06
I don't know, that was that was Tony Khan.
01:56:08
Nick Gonzales, only known as Nick out out there.
01:56:11
That's the frickin. That's who's a big deal.
01:56:14
Okay,
01:56:16
now John Cena will be issued cautions.
01:56:20
I, I like how, you know, it's getting a whole hell of everything.
01:56:24
I would say 400 and under.
01:56:27
So is an Eagle three.
01:56:29
I have three more matches until the eagle.
01:56:32
So it's one minute.
01:56:34
So you're here when war rule go, I will call you Young John.
01:56:38
Where, To the Eugene.
01:56:42
During a war under the information.
01:56:46
So you handle it.
01:56:47
I follow handle information.
01:56:50
War will Eagle, and so will be situations.
01:56:55
Johanna and and and John, you know what are seven?
01:56:59
So is John.
01:57:01
John. Go. Come.
01:57:02
John will in 100,000.
01:57:05
They, what I for.
01:57:06
I'm, about five years ago.
01:57:09
Yes. And we must not vote
01:57:11
that this man is any age so good guys.
01:57:16
So that the CCP would allow them to play his Disney movies or whatever
01:57:19
the fuck fast and furious about you. So that's what I wanted.
01:57:22
He said something like a disrespectful to the Chinese people.
01:57:25
I only understood the word information.
01:57:28
And the Chinese people literally said, if you don't make him publicly apologize
01:57:32
in Chinese, we will never show your movies in China again, which happens to be
01:57:36
the largest market for most movies nowadays.
01:57:39
You know, because there's so many people in India,
01:57:41
I don't think they watch movies there.
01:57:43
They have more people than China, but they don't watch movies.
01:57:46
How many Chinese do you think saw the, sorry.
01:57:49
How many?
01:57:51
Eggroll.
01:57:51
Yeah. One word.
01:57:54
I want to wear a.
01:57:57
What are you saying?
01:57:59
That Asian people won't work?
01:58:00
Dude, we're gonna have to go to Rumble right now.
01:58:02
That was a that was like, was like, happy.
01:58:06
How many of those people saw you?
01:58:06
People that built these?
01:58:09
What did he say?
01:58:10
No, I don't want to do Randy Orton versus Joe Henry.
01:58:14
Awesome. You know who Joe Henry is?
01:58:16
That you know who you want to do? Royal Rumble last year.
01:58:19
Yeah, yeah, he was big.
01:58:21
Big like.
01:58:22
And the internet to go with you guys.
01:58:24
They're blind, just like Cody Rhodes and Eminem.
01:58:27
He's midsize.
01:58:28
He doesn't work out as much as you should.
01:58:30
And you just kind of does a bunch of crowd stuff, and that's about it.
01:58:34
Yeah. Pretty boring.
01:58:34
He's got his gimmick, which is interesting, but I love Randy
01:58:37
so much.
01:58:38
So any match?
01:58:39
I used to be good and I love that's what I find interesting.
01:58:42
Joe Henry's gimmick at the end is like, well, I just found it interesting
01:58:45
that he was like, okay, I'll work with this guy.
01:58:48
So that tells me that he respects him at least.
01:58:50
So yeah.
01:58:52
Right.
01:58:53
And then the fact that it was a good match, it was a short match,
01:58:56
they got their shit over and it was a good quick finish.
01:59:00
Who one was, he was supposed to win.
01:59:01
And I thought that that was done really well.
01:59:04
I enjoyed that one.
01:59:06
I wish it was longer, but,
01:59:08
I they can't take forever.
01:59:11
I can't fight forever. Clock up up up up.
01:59:14
Yeah, exactly.
01:59:14
Matches should last anywhere between 5 and 10 minutes.
01:59:16
And that's that's it. Period.
01:59:19
It just takes place.
01:59:22
Logan Paul, AJ styles
01:59:24
I'm not I was not paying attention to this.
01:59:27
You know, I'm sure it was probably entertaining
01:59:29
high flier wise because these two, I'm sure are going to
01:59:33
beat themselves up doing dumb shit.
01:59:34
But, Yeah, yeah.
01:59:36
I don't know why I didn't warn Logan Paul.
01:59:37
I don't like Logan Paul, so I didn't, I didn't watch that.
01:59:41
That's what I like about him is that he has a natural don't like you.
01:59:44
Hasn't Paul wrestled at WrestleMania?
01:59:46
You're saying?
01:59:46
Yeah. Yeah.
01:59:47
He's better than 90% of the roster.
01:59:50
As far as, wrestling and being a character 100%.
01:59:53
I picked it up very fast.
01:59:55
I don't know what the rest of the roster is doing, but they should.
01:59:57
Like he's a better Seth Rollins.
01:59:59
He's like, what? Seth Rollins should be?
02:00:01
Well, Logan's thing too is all the fights that you do,
02:00:04
he does are like super like choreographed because they're like big pay per views.
02:00:08
So he they're all choreographed nowadays.
02:00:10
They're, well, he gets oh shit on the fly anymore.
02:00:13
He rehearses them a lot more than like people
02:00:15
that are doing it like on a weekly basis. Sure.
02:00:17
I could see that.
02:00:18
I can see that now. He's talented.
02:00:21
I just I hate Logan Paul.
02:00:22
He's doing well for where?
02:00:24
Like he's doing way better than you would expect in my like he's
02:00:28
doing better than a lot of the roster, to be honest.
02:00:31
He's just not around all the time.
02:00:33
Thank you.
02:00:34
Lynch lira, no series Valkyrie.
02:00:37
Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez.
02:00:41
Yeah, my name is Logan.
02:00:43
The. It was cool.
02:00:45
I, I was surprised that Becky came back.
02:00:48
I didn't know that was, that was going to happen.
02:00:50
Yeah, but at the same time, it's like, okay, she's
02:00:53
way too skinny and frail looking and.
02:00:56
Yeah.
02:00:57
Yeah, I don't know, I'm like a big Becky fan or just interesting.
02:00:59
Oh, just last week, I was live in Raquel.
02:01:02
What if one.
02:01:04
Yeah, they're way better characters.
02:01:06
I don't know, I don't I didn't think I paid attention as much at all.
02:01:09
And then finally, finally
02:01:12
oh now you're going to get to a behind.
02:01:14
Now you're behind.
02:01:17
Actually looks she looks a little bit better there I guess
02:01:21
she looks like she's actually
02:01:23
the correct weight.
02:01:25
I'm like she used to look very malnourished.
02:01:29
And then the, main event,
02:01:34
about it.
02:01:35
I'm glad John one beat the record.
02:01:38
I like I like the slow play.
02:01:40
I like that they did more heel stuff with John Cena.
02:01:42
I like that they he did more of a heel wrestling style.
02:01:45
Yeah.
02:01:48
No. It fit.
02:01:48
I think it would be better if Travis wasn't there at all.
02:01:51
I think there was no rock. Yeah. Where was the Rock?
02:01:53
Yeah, the rock should have been there. That's that's been.
02:01:55
I don't know what half the.
02:01:57
He's half the half the storyline for these two
02:02:00
for like, didn't you show him drunk at one of the last restaurant.
02:02:03
They barely mentioned it again, I like.
02:02:05
Yeah, Travis God is looking to get into actually wrestling.
02:02:08
He's training,
02:02:10
is he?
02:02:11
I have no idea. I hope that's what they said, I don't know.
02:02:13
Oh, I know, I was, you guys have been transported into this entire thing.
02:02:18
If they say copyright, it's not.
02:02:19
It's fair use and they can fuck off.
02:02:21
We're doing a review. Yeah, I never knew.
02:02:23
I mean, I never did smoking stage was a thing until they tried to play weed.
02:02:27
Was a seconds of each part.
02:02:29
Yeah. It's clearly you guys talking about it.
02:02:31
We're not just showing it going, let's watch WrestleMania.
02:02:34
But I still can get it right.
02:02:36
Travis Travis Scott came my with juice though at first.
02:02:40
And juice.
02:02:40
It was a big day these days.
02:02:42
And then next thing you know, he's with the heels and it's like, wait, wait, what?
02:02:44
What happened?
02:02:45
I thought he's smoking weed coming down the audience,
02:02:46
and all of a sudden he's waving sage around with the rock and
02:02:50
makes sounds.
02:02:52
Great. The rocks.
02:02:53
I know he's real. I,
02:02:55
I just hope that,
02:02:58
I just hope they do something with it because they didn't
02:03:00
do anything at all with it.
02:03:00
It seemed like it was a, they just shoehorn the situation in.
02:03:05
They convinced him to finally turn.
02:03:06
Heel was used against his entire career.
02:03:09
And, and there was no follow up.
02:03:11
Like, there was there was no explanation of why he turned heel.
02:03:14
He was mad at the fans.
02:03:15
And then he was mad at the Cody Rhodes.
02:03:18
And then he never once went kind of a rock.
02:03:20
And being the reason why he.
02:03:21
Yeah, it's been very according to the way
02:03:25
they write these stories a year in advance.
02:03:26
So I don't, I don't know, this is must, must have been plotted out specifically.
02:03:31
Yeah. I'm not sure.
02:03:32
I, I'm excited though, because I think this means we'll have
02:03:35
Randy versus, John Cena at SummerSlam.
02:03:39
It means WrestleMania is over, and we're going right
02:03:41
back to the same triple H booking, which is just going to be match match
02:03:45
matchy matchy matchy matchy matchy matchy matchy matches.
02:03:48
Well, I wonder what these two fake fights are going to look like,
02:03:51
fighting the same thing as the other two fake fights?
02:03:54
I don't
02:03:54
know, I I'm a big fan of the triple H stuff for the most part.
02:03:57
There's there's a couple stinkers, but are you a fan of the matches?
02:04:00
Are you a Meltzer guy?
02:04:01
You give them Star Wars V star rating and no, no, not at all.
02:04:05
I heard that WWE is going to evolve to this for their next, event.
02:04:10
I don't know why.
02:04:11
Is there no sound? Come on. Playing field.
02:04:13
It has been far from a hole with one arm tied behind his back.
02:04:16
Yes, while the wife, free to move well, did a sack filled with rocks.
02:04:20
This form of trial by combat was meant to give both spouses a fair chance
02:04:24
to assert their grievance.
02:04:25
In medieval Germany, I always legally settle disputes
02:04:29
through a marital duel to level the playing
02:04:31
field, the husband fired from a hole with one arm tied behind his back,
02:04:35
while the wife, free to move, wielded a sack filled with rocks.
02:04:39
This form of trial by combat was meant to give both spouses a fair chance
02:04:42
to assert their grievances.
02:04:43
That says a lot about the strength of women.
02:04:47
Yeah,
02:04:48
yeah, you got to stand in a hole with one arm
02:04:51
tied behind your back and she gets a weapon.
02:04:54
And in the men's still one.
02:04:56
Oh, every time, by the way,
02:05:00
by the way,
02:05:01
by the way,
02:05:03
I just want to say one more time that Ryan said the last WrestleMania
02:05:06
that had any relevance was WrestleMania three three.
02:05:09
There are 40 welders.
02:05:11
Welders? Wrong by a lot.
02:05:12
So I think we saw this before.
02:05:14
I think we saw,
02:05:16
yeah, yeah we did.
02:05:17
I just want to show it again.
02:05:19
Yeah.
02:05:22
Immortalize the foolish welder.
02:05:25
Well.
02:05:25
Oh, is the well I've got you on here, I noticed, Jared Lob
02:05:29
also missed my first 51.5 birthday party.
02:05:33
Oh, I knew you wouldn't be here because you had that Gaines,
02:05:37
Sasquatch thing to do. I'm invited. Yeah.
02:05:40
Did you find.
02:05:42
Did you find this out? Brady show?
02:05:44
No. Gay sasquatch eluded us, unfortunately. Oh.
02:05:48
Not for lack of trying, but I think next time, we'll.
02:05:52
We'll get him for sure. We learned a lot.
02:05:54
Okay. Good expeditions.
02:05:57
All right.
02:05:59
Oh. That's the undertaker
02:06:01
pulling the, mayor of Knox County, Tennessee. You
02:06:06
into the fucking mat,
02:06:09
Is this a 41? Oh,
02:06:12
no. This was back when wrestling was actually, well done.
02:06:16
And there was interesting stories on those train and Undertaker.
02:06:19
Right.
02:06:19
So I love to match to match match.
02:06:22
Matthew. Match.
02:06:23
I love that you think it was ever good or different.
02:06:26
I appreciate that.
02:06:28
It was at least entertaining.
02:06:30
Like, it wasn't just like match my sweatshirt.
02:06:32
That's like crazy. But I mean, I that respect.
02:06:35
No, this is entertaining.
02:06:39
Oh. No.
02:06:39
Oh, no, that's a bad day at work.
02:06:41
I don't know what the retirement of.
02:06:44
Oh, yeah.
02:06:45
We're, That's going to be me on my first day in our Minnesota.
02:06:48
Go go go. Yep.
02:06:50
Is that our amount of distribution center for Coke?
02:06:52
That's me. No.
02:06:55
And that,
02:06:56
my friends, is more real than wrestling will ever be.
02:07:00
Yeah, and that is why you get density in sometimes at the store.
02:07:04
That's messed up.
02:07:06
I think that's,
02:07:08
total reality.
02:07:12
Well, thanks for doing a review.
02:07:15
Yeah, yeah, thanks for joining us.
02:07:17
It's my first ever wrestling.
02:07:18
Yeah.
02:07:18
If you click that, it'll actually get ratings for whatever reason it goes.
02:07:22
Yeah.
02:07:23
Wrestling gets ratings I know. Yeah.
02:07:25
It's weird. Yeah.
02:07:27
You get a small natural.
02:07:28
It's a small niche audience.
02:07:30
But you know, that audience is they hear you say one thing wrong about your niche.
02:07:34
You're like, oh my God, oh my God.
02:07:37
Do we have a grammar expert on the show?
02:07:38
Is it niche or niche?
02:07:40
It's niche. Like.
02:07:43
And my favorite segment on the show is comments.
02:07:46
Do we have talent
02:07:48
here?
02:07:49
We don't have know.
02:07:50
No comments.
02:07:51
Wow. What is boring?
02:07:54
Let me double check it here.
02:07:57
Watch this while I double check.
02:07:58
Here's one comment
02:08:00
about hearing that. Excuse me.
02:08:02
What's he do? What did it say?
02:08:05
I have had lots of interest in my adult life.
02:08:07
Wrestling is not one of them, right? But as a child, you loved it.
02:08:10
You maybe you even had like stretchy fun toys and stuff or plush pillows.
02:08:15
You know, I totally understand what you I get it, I play games since I was a kid.
02:08:20
I'm actually I still play with puppets.
02:08:22
I have a Gary puppet.
02:08:23
Yeah. If you give me a listen, you could. You did.
02:08:25
I'm sure I could point to plenty of them being foolish.
02:08:27
And the kids.
02:08:28
Stretch Armstrong, he won that for beating me at the debate last year.
02:08:32
I still have him somewhere around here, so I, I tried to
02:08:36
I tried to find this video without xQc, a master debate,
02:08:40
reacting to it, but I couldn't.
02:08:41
So we have to watch him, too.
02:08:43
Yeah.
02:08:44
Okay, master, debate the damn piece of sausage on the ground,
02:08:46
then waited for some fucking ant to find it and saw that big ass
02:08:50
chunk of sausage got all excited and ran the fuck off to report.
02:08:53
Okay, well, it was off calling for backup.
02:08:55
I snatched the sausage and swapped in a fucking rock.
02:08:58
That's what the hell level
02:09:01
like to find.
02:09:02
No sausage, just a useless ass stone.
02:09:04
They couldn't chew that.
02:09:05
They tore into that poor bastard scout for wasting their damn time.
02:09:09
Once all the ants fucked off, I took away the rock and put the sausage back.
02:09:13
That same scout came crawling back, checked it out.
02:09:16
Sorry, that was the same scout and rushed off again to report like a dumb.
02:09:19
As soon as he left, I swapped the sausage with the rock again.
02:09:24
The whole damn army rolled back in only to get fucked over again
02:09:27
after they stormed off.
02:09:28
Pissed, I switched the rock out for sausage one more time.
02:09:32
That poor scout probably still getting shit from the last round,
02:09:36
came back,
02:09:36
saw the sausage again
02:09:37
and angrily ran off to report like he's got something to prove.
02:09:40
This time.
02:09:41
The ant army charge back in and surprise, still just a fucking rock.
02:09:47
That's just mean.
02:09:48
That's messed up you he got that aren't killed over that.
02:09:51
Yeah. Messed up.
02:09:53
It's like when you first watch it, you think, well,
02:09:55
at least it's not as bad as burning them, like with a magnifying glass.
02:09:58
But yeah, the when you think about the sadistic,
02:10:00
the ending of it, it's way worse. Yeah.
02:10:03
They tear them limb from limb that ain't got drawn and quartered.
02:10:08
That's so messed up.
02:10:11
I'd rather just get burnt alive, I think.
02:10:13
Yeah, yeah.
02:10:15
He too.
02:10:17
What, you mean?
02:10:18
There were, like, 100 ants there?
02:10:20
I feel like they'd go quicker than
02:10:24
than, getting your arms pulled out of their sockets and.
02:10:27
Yeah, and then some.
02:10:30
But for humans, it's just good, good, good clean entertainment.
02:10:33
So you got a, Yeah.
02:10:36
That's that's just aged.
02:10:41
Yeah.
02:10:41
Remember, I didn't go to Rumble yet.
02:10:43
What do you got?
02:10:45
I'm a little scared.
02:10:47
Yeah.
02:10:48
That's good clean entertainment for humans.
02:10:51
Something childish combined with something.
02:10:53
No know, I sense that for.
02:10:56
Action for that for.
02:10:58
Watch horseshoes.
02:11:00
Please.
02:11:01
Please please fix me horse and Beth.
02:11:05
Always. Please. Please.
02:11:08
Here it is. Hashing.
02:11:10
Please please please 000.
02:11:15
For.
02:11:18
Your okay.
02:11:20
And that's true.
02:11:22
Yup. Sabrina Carpenter Fortnite.
02:11:25
When can you get you to read
02:11:29
so she so you can play good
02:11:33
right here sucks.
02:11:36
It's fortnite
02:11:37
I mean it's not like it's for the thing, but hey anyone anything.
02:11:40
And you like me. So me.
02:11:43
I don't know how many chicks are
02:11:44
playing this, but obviously it's a lot that do a lot.
02:11:47
My daughter played when she played video games. She played it
02:11:51
when she played video game.
02:11:54
Yeah, she doesn't play video games now.
02:11:55
I'm pretty.
02:11:56
You know that clip where I take my.
02:11:59
And I still have glasses on?
02:12:02
Yeah. No.
02:12:03
Which one?
02:12:04
The the 100th anniversary special one.
02:12:08
We should play that for the kids.
02:12:11
Reaction.
02:12:14
Oh, no.
02:12:17
It's on the tube because I'm looking at the tube.
02:12:20
Which one?
02:12:21
I take off my glasses and I've got my glasses on.
02:12:25
Still.
02:12:28
Being fat, lazy and stupid is no way to go through.
02:12:32
Life's on.
02:12:34
Oh, yeah.
02:12:34
That one. Yes.
02:12:41
Fat, drunk and stupid
02:12:42
is no way to go through life. So.
02:12:46
Oh, not that one last week, I know, but.
02:12:49
But there's a new one. The other one.
02:12:51
You got a new.
02:12:52
Yeah, there's a new one.
02:12:53
Oh, there's a new, oh.
02:12:55
I know what you're talking about.
02:12:57
Oh, come on, I mean, you mean the advertisements for the show?
02:13:01
Yes. Those were just free TikTok and.
02:13:04
All right. Okay, fine. Don't play it.
02:13:08
Yeah, play it right now.
02:13:09
He's going to play it.
02:13:11
I have topic rant.
02:13:12
Rant, topic rat y pranks. Yeah.
02:13:16
Are you talking about this? Yes.
02:13:18
You could show.
02:13:19
Not because it's so freaking good.
02:13:21
Mentalist then cooling for nothing. Stuff.
02:13:23
Balls. Magic time. Courage.
02:13:25
Change information. Bootstrap. Superstition.
02:13:28
All those drugs. Like holes in this hole.
02:13:31
All of drinks.
02:13:32
I'm just.
02:13:33
I'm not like, full episodes are a couple minutes
02:13:37
before we advertise the show. 58
02:13:41
people, shenanigans, choices, full sissy joints, paradox chat.
02:13:45
But no, we.
02:13:46
No, there actually is a metaphysical summoning box.
02:13:49
Chocolate conspiracy 7076 about the six agents
02:13:53
reasoning a six hour logic, and we do waiting until we get that selection.
02:13:58
Masturbation.
02:13:58
We 69, said to wipe it straight for 12.
02:14:01
Liminality.
02:14:02
Symbiosis is no precise middle set a precedent.
02:14:06
I don't know your day on the record to it.
02:14:08
He tried, you know, kind of with the oh man, rubbish.
02:14:12
But it's still right out of the any Monday 10 p.m.
02:14:16
Mr. Black. Margaret. Oh.
02:14:24
Okay.
02:14:30
I dig the orange.
02:14:31
You guys.
02:14:34
I love it.
02:14:36
So we're going to throw it in.
02:14:37
What do you guys think about, Easter weekend and then Pope.
02:14:40
Pope Francis, I think.
02:14:42
JD yeah, he had great.
02:14:45
I'm sorry I missed what the format of the show.
02:14:51
Because, like, people want to go off guard.
02:14:54
This just did.
02:14:55
They did. The Pope died.
02:14:57
The Pope died.
02:14:58
The pope died. That's all right.
02:15:00
We'll get to do him.
02:15:01
Who's going to do him?
02:15:02
What does the does the Pope shit in the woods?
02:15:04
Isn't that what the saying is? Yes.
02:15:06
If you had to, I'm sure he would.
02:15:08
Or in his hat or something like that.
02:15:10
Yeah. So, yeah, I think that it was. No.
02:15:13
Yeah, yeah. Mission and JD Vance killed him
02:15:16
because they meant that your eyes.
02:15:19
Allegedly. I have no proof of this.
02:15:21
Everything we've say on the show is I've got a clip that involves the Pope.
02:15:26
I, I captioned it, Amen.
02:15:33
Oh, you're talking to me.
02:15:35
Oh, I'm saying no, I'm talking to the kid.
02:15:37
Was it from your post?
02:15:41
911 that you got this clip and post?
02:15:45
Okay. It was, it was today.
02:15:48
Okay.
02:15:50
It is.
02:15:52
You know, if you guys are going off, I mean, you gotta pay attention.
02:15:54
All he's saying to me and
02:15:57
mother person, we are all the children.
02:16:00
And sometimes those children can feel lonely after happiness.
02:16:02
I think one thing leads to another movie.
02:16:06
You, Jack.
02:16:07
You know, you were both a bit tipsy and perfect as your friend.
02:16:10
And his hair is a mud. Yes.
02:16:13
No one around.
02:16:15
I mean, the don't see what has happened until you rolling.
02:16:19
He's okay.
02:16:20
The eyes are lower now to help yourself.
02:16:23
They love your body.
02:16:23
A rough hand he made of your constitution and his pickup.
02:16:26
I don't know if he's alone.
02:16:30
It's not a crime, okay?
02:16:31
Rescue is, of course, a sin.
02:16:33
Silica appreciation.
02:16:35
So long as you temper this to never speak of the moment again goes to the ocean.
02:16:40
God will grant you his eternal forgiveness.
02:16:42
I have the process as scripture for the sentence
02:16:45
if your brother is hungry, give him food to eat.
02:16:46
And most of us think
02:16:48
wrestle.
02:16:49
If he is thirsty, give the water to drink.
02:16:52
I thank you, Barcelona. Yeah.
02:16:53
And if his loins. You're in for that carnal release.
02:16:55
But I don't encomienda the money grab some things
02:17:01
because something is going to free him of the seed and rejoice.
02:17:04
Maybe I do something, for you have saved your brother.
02:17:08
Salvation from his unrighteous in us.
02:17:11
And then I told Francis.
02:17:13
Amen.
02:17:15
We're never going to get that story again.
02:17:17
Amen.
02:17:19
Amen.
02:17:19
Sorry.
02:17:21
I'm going to play the disclaimer.
02:17:23
Yeah.
02:17:23
Are you going to are y'all going to stick around?
02:17:26
I'll stick around.
02:17:27
I may or may not need to start boarding soon,
02:17:30
but I'll be here.
02:17:33
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of devil speech,
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folks, listen up
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We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many colors.
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Oh, or any random memo.
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Is it tickle your funny bone, choose your gray matter
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So if our driver friend you forgot we're not responsible
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But hey, if you can take the heat,
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we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs
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We're pretty sure the Earth is round, but jabber, who cares?
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Article de jabber cause why not parody and jabber our bread and butter folks?
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It's just us having a laugh, not a reason for a jabber.
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So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a jibber,
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then congrats! You're our kind of people.
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We're just here to crack a few tasteless joke, spread some jabber joy,
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So buckle up,
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While flags rants live.
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Yeah!
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Yippee!
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Now you can play the other hand.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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let's get ready for.
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A the Rumble.
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I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:19:34
I hope you're ready to rumble.
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I'm ready to rumble I was born ready to rumble.
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I think we can play the, second half of the monologue now.
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But these new age
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neck beard, virgin NPC insults these five bitter soy boy cougars.
02:19:52
They wouldn't know a good insult if it sat on their face and called them daddy.
02:19:55
They're out here using Charon as if it still hurts.
02:19:58
I've met Karens who could wipe the floor with you twink fingered
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virgins before brunch, and still have time to cancel your only fans.
02:20:04
Let's not ignore the slurs either.
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Yes, I see you reaching for the comment section.
02:20:08
I'm not saying them
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because I have half a conscience and a full understanding of consequences,
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but let's be honest, if your best insult is a word rooted
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in centuries of genocide or oppression, you're edgy.
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You're a lazy, racist fuckwit
02:20:18
with the imagination of a soggy sock full of dog piss.
02:20:21
Try harder.
02:20:22
And for the white boys who think cracker is
02:20:24
the same as nigger, sit all the way down, you mayonnaise fart.
02:20:27
Your ancestors colonized continents.
02:20:29
The least you can do
02:20:30
is shut the fuck up about your feelings when someone calls you a honky.
02:20:33
I don't know if I agree with that, but I have to say it to appease the blacks.
02:20:36
Am I wrong here?
02:20:37
Oh, and for the love of Ballsack, stop
02:20:39
acting like Fagot and Dike are yours to play with.
02:20:41
If you're not queer as a $2 disco ball,
02:20:43
the reclaiming process doesn't include you.
02:20:45
Just because you watched a TikTok once and thought it was Loki slay.
02:20:49
But if you look at history, it was actually the gays
02:20:51
that co-opted the term fagot.
02:20:53
I know I'm not wrong here.
02:20:54
Even the body part insults have lost their soul.
02:20:56
You've got butthole taint licker scrote.
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And this dingleberry spiked my ass.
02:20:59
You spooned a whole fucking zoology of excretions,
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and you will them like a priest in a pawn shop, terrified of your own vocabulary.
02:21:05
You have tools and you choose toothpicks.
02:21:07
You have arsenals and you choose fart sounds.
02:21:09
And don't think I've forgotten the classics like.
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Such as? More on idiot. Retard.
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Which, by the way, it used to be medical terms
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and so you dumb fucks ruined them with playground cruelty.
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Now even in but still sounds quaint, you absolute twats.
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I've been called a myth and a jackass, a blockhead, a fool, and even a bozo.
02:21:24
But you know what hurts more than any of that?
02:21:25
Being called Dole by someone whose idea of high art is minions too.
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So what's left? What's sacred?
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Whatever you turn into a big TikTok,
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you know, getting burnt out between Taco Bell Bourbons to nothing.
02:21:35
You've ruined everything.
02:21:36
The holy, the profane, the historical, the biblical, the literary,
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the biological, the sociological, all of it smeared with the diary
02:21:42
of your linguistic laziness and served on a hot topic plate.
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And yet, here I am, still talking to you, still hoping
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you'll learn to curse with a little dignity.
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Still dreaming of a world where someone says you could piece
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licking son of a syphilitic doxy and means it.
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Until then. Go forth, you twit face cunt sex.
02:21:57
And next time you open your mouth to insult someone,
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try using a word that isn't just scream vowel sounds and Reddit slurs.
02:22:02
And most of you are just dicks holding fireworks as above, so I blow.
02:22:06
Woohoo! That felt fucking fantastic. Woohoo!
02:22:10
That guy
02:22:10
was very handsome but bored is here above.
02:22:13
Oh wait.
02:22:15
Which to him like do you like the out of it?
02:22:16
I thought you're going to say boy he have fucking foul mouth.
02:22:21
I mind perfect.
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Yeah, I don't swear.
02:22:24
Yeah, yeah, that's what I hear.
02:22:28
Yeah.
02:22:28
You know and what you haven't heard is me swearing.
02:22:31
You think it's just like my wife who says she doesn't fart,
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but then she goes to sleep and farts
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like a fucking like you would never believe and still admits that she doesn't.
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So you think you should.
02:22:40
In my sleep, you swear and you sleep with all the built up.
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Yeah, girls can't for it.
02:22:45
I don't think it builds up.
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Oh, I see now.
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I would beg to differ.
02:22:52
Okay, girls,
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women, maybe girls can't fire, but women sure the fuck fire.
02:22:57
All right, never mind.
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Then you get at it.
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You figured I just.
02:23:02
I just farted.
02:23:05
That was just for draw towards the end of the show.
02:23:09
Now that the girlfriend is the friend,
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you realize she's my friend too.
02:23:15
But we don't talk at all. Ever.
02:23:19
Special surprise!
02:23:21
We've got girlfriend on the lot.
02:23:23
I'm kidding. Oh.
02:23:27
The friend.
02:23:28
So I asked Gary to, but he did.
02:23:31
He acted and I did it on the show,
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but he didn't bring it up, so I didn't bring it up.
02:23:35
But I know since you invited her to the party, I did.
02:23:39
You obviously, you must have had some kind of crush on her
02:23:41
we don't want to talk to about.
02:23:42
I mean, yeah, no.
02:23:44
You know who had a crush on her?
02:23:46
You invited to go to the party, then you're like, shit,
02:23:49
I better invite more people and actually have a half birthday.
02:23:52
You made up the whole thing.
02:23:53
But anyways, that aside, we know you have her number
02:23:56
and I think you should give her a call. You should, I will.
02:24:00
You gotta take sides in situations like this.
02:24:03
And I'm on the side of the kid.
02:24:05
The kid can.
02:24:05
Can we give her a call, get her side.
02:24:07
Yeah, I mean, you you could call her.
02:24:10
She didn't work, so she's not going to answer, but there you go, Gary.
02:24:14
You can call. Yeah.
02:24:15
I almost got a job with her.
02:24:18
Oh, really?
02:24:19
Yeah, but I'm starting in a different place tomorrow.
02:24:23
Y'all tell me what it is.
02:24:25
This is getting weird.
02:24:26
Oh, yeah. Exactly.
02:24:28
I don't think it works anymore.
02:24:31
Yeah, yeah, it seems like a good a good stance to take.
02:24:34
Yeah, yeah, it's a policy that we're developing for the new year.
02:24:38
I must revisit that. There were.
02:24:40
You have two producers and one of them while lit a fire
02:24:43
and did everything they can to self-destruct the whole situation.
02:24:46
I recall one of them. Yeah.
02:24:50
Oh, yeah.
02:24:50
Loudly and emphatically encouraging you to stop.
02:24:56
Oh, yeah.
02:24:57
So what was that? Didn't.
02:24:59
What was that I heard earlier about, yeah.
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Check this.
02:25:03
Did you get, like, to get severance or something from them?
02:25:06
They somebody. Oh, yeah, I fired wrong.
02:25:09
I, they blocked me from, unemployment for three months,
02:25:15
and I got it back.
02:25:17
They got a reinstated.
02:25:18
Jeez, why'd they do that?
02:25:21
Oh, they don't want to fire somebody for fucking talking
02:25:25
for an acquaintance talking about safety violation.
02:25:29
Oh, my gosh, you can fire somebody for no reason. It's.
02:25:31
We have a right to work state, which technically means right to fire.
02:25:35
Right?
02:25:35
But we have an agreement.
02:25:36
And Gary paid into it through insurance
02:25:40
that they would provide severance or unemployment.
02:25:43
You can fire somebody that is on the show
02:25:46
I didn't want I let he can do it.
02:25:48
I can if he needs me to.
02:25:49
But I didn't want to be in the middle, he said.
02:25:51
He just answered us.
02:25:53
Oh. Oh, yeah.
02:25:55
I don't read the private chat.
02:25:57
I don't
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your there.
02:26:02
Yeah.
02:26:04
I wonder if you can hear us.
02:26:06
Yeah.
02:26:07
I wonder if he knows I can see him.
02:26:10
Yeah.
02:26:12
I wonder if
02:26:14
he's. He's a big boy.
02:26:15
He knows what you know as a worker.
02:26:16
He knows how to work a phone.
02:26:18
And some guys condescending, patronizing.
02:26:20
He was an asshole.
02:26:21
Way I got a date, potentially on Wednesday.
02:26:24
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:26:28
You're one letter off to me, correct?
02:26:30
I gotta fix that.
02:26:31
How'd you get a date on Wednesday?
02:26:34
Oh, coworker.
02:26:34
Text me one to hang up.
02:26:36
Watch this. Oh. Hi, guy. Hat guy.
02:26:39
Are you sure your hat guy 08888.
02:26:42
Hate. Hate what?
02:26:44
Like there's another guy that's crazy that says hate guy
02:26:47
because you know, hate guy.
02:26:50
I get it.
02:26:51
He just got owned. That's fine.
02:26:54
Or draw. Oh.
02:27:00
Oh, this guy.
02:27:02
Oh, I'm on the internet.
02:27:04
How about how about hat guy in a little coat?
02:27:08
Yeah, I mean, I a little
02:27:12
take that undiscovered the phenomenon of drain situation.
02:27:15
So if you dig a hole past what we consider the hard pan,
02:27:19
which is like the clay and shit.
02:27:20
So you're getting to the dirt below the dirt, there's all kinds of moisture
02:27:24
that could easily absorb into that and that into that water.
02:27:27
And that's
02:27:27
what you're supposed to professionally do when you have your gutter run off.
02:27:31
Professionally done.
02:27:33
Usually they do a French drain, but there's usually a catch basin
02:27:35
that puts it to the, the lower level of, drainage.
02:27:40
And what which you can do.
02:27:41
So I found a dude on the internet that does drainage yet.
02:27:44
And apparently if you just dig a hole, like 2 or 3ft,
02:27:47
you gotta get past that hard pan.
02:27:48
You put some of the, gardening, fabric plastic in it
02:27:52
that does, that prevents the weeds more of, like, a dirt barrier.
02:27:56
So if you, put that and then you put rocks in it,
02:27:59
it prevents dirt and dirt from getting into where the rocks are,
02:28:02
which you're kind of just creating yourself
02:28:04
a void where water can collect and the rocks kind of create, you know,
02:28:08
like a hard surface, to where the dirt is not just going to impede.
02:28:13
And so I put about four of these holes, where my mud situation is.
02:28:16
I'm still going to yell at my neighbor about it.
02:28:18
I still make pot of potato in this. Well, just for the fun of it.
02:28:20
You know, I was gonna let it go, really, I was
02:28:23
I had the weed whacker out clearing brush like a damn grown up.
02:28:26
Didn't even look at the pipe today.
02:28:27
Didn't check the mulch, didn't curse the runoff.
02:28:29
Didn't matter. Cowered under my breath for once.
02:28:32
Because maybe vertical drains is what they call.
02:28:33
They actually work extremely well. You're right.
02:28:36
Maybe he doesn't know it's flooding my yard.
02:28:37
Maybe he thinks water just disappears if it doesn't hit his flip flops.
02:28:41
Look, I've got bigger priorities.
02:28:42
The pupper needs space, wants to sprint, wants to dig, wants
02:28:46
to do whatever we are doing with all that peanut butter.
02:28:49
Not important.
02:28:49
What is important is.
02:28:50
I gave it a chance, I really did.
02:28:52
I thought, hey, I'm overreacting.
02:28:54
Maybe you don't need to declare war over a little mud.
02:28:57
But then I saw it.
02:28:58
The pipe was moved, I think.
02:28:59
It wasn't by much, but I'm positive the puddle has gotten worse.
02:29:03
This is not at all neighborly.
02:29:04
This is bullshit. I didn't want to make it work.
02:29:06
I didn't say anything. I'm the one who is new here.
02:29:09
Why would I?
02:29:10
No no no no no no no, you don't get to weaponize water.
02:29:13
Why would I get to rebrand to flood as a project?
02:29:15
You don't get to be dry.
02:29:16
Well, my winter spring lawn is actively drowning in your sump juice.
02:29:19
This isn't a negotiation. Sumptuous.
02:29:21
Trust us with plumbing.
02:29:23
Yeah, I blocked it again.
02:29:25
Another potato.
02:29:26
Sweet cold, angry. Straight from the day.
02:29:28
Like a vengeance torpedo.
02:29:29
I shoved it in there so deep it whistled. And now?
02:29:32
Now it's backed up. Now he's gonna need bootstraps.
02:29:34
Now that little eco flow proposal sitting under six inches of his own hubris.
02:29:38
Let him wonder who I am. Let him guess why.
02:29:40
As long lawns, a marsh we've never even met.
02:29:43
And that's how I like it. Because this backyard, it's mine.
02:29:46
And I will not yield one inch to a passive aggressive aqueduct.
02:29:48
Socialist God, if you wanted a watershed, congratulations.
02:29:52
You just got one airport and your school doesn't need its work.
02:29:55
Wow. All the boarding sounds like he's escalating.
02:30:00
Draw is just for no to.
02:30:01
So I've got a statement
02:30:03
from his neighbor who, by the way, we have determined is RFK Jr is an asshole.
02:30:07
No way.
02:30:09
The water is not the problem.
02:30:11
It's what it represents.
02:30:13
Sea water used to be something sacred to me.
02:30:15
I bathed in the Hudson as a child, held fundraisers for clean lakes.
02:30:19
Rain was a friend.
02:30:21
But today I stepped out back and found a Yukon gold lodged in my liberty.
02:30:26
Violated the system.
02:30:27
He interfered with my flow, my design.
02:30:30
Not with a wrench, not with a conversate with a carbohydrate.
02:30:34
He used food as warfare. I could have knocked.
02:30:37
I could have called.
02:30:38
Hell, I could have invited him for tea and a drainage consultation.
02:30:41
But he chose silence.
02:30:43
A calculated vegetable just like silence.
02:30:47
And now you want me to ignore it? Sure.
02:30:48
You're like Dave, like I should.
02:30:50
What? Send him muffins. Cheryl?
02:30:51
No. Yeah, I will just let it dry and I will just shut up.
02:30:56
His wife, by the way. No, don't give me that look.
02:30:59
And she's on curvier. You're better man tone,
02:31:01
because this isn't about being better.
02:31:03
It's about being correct.
02:31:05
Well, this is no longer just my yard.
02:31:07
It's a symbol.
02:31:09
Every HOA tyrant, every petty neighbor,
02:31:11
every little man with a grudge, a gardening glove and a hoe.
02:31:15
What? No, not you, dear.
02:31:17
And I'm not going to let some belligerent compost
02:31:20
goblin rewrite hydrological reality.
02:31:23
So here's what we're doing.
02:31:24
I'm building a bypass reality, not just to fix the drain, but to declare intent.
02:31:29
It'll run right up the property line.
02:31:31
Unmissable. Unforgivable.
02:31:34
With a three foot rain garden basin and a laminated QR code is always so specific.
02:31:38
Hydrological cooperation zones let him decode that he wants to play territorial.
02:31:44
Let's talk boundaries. He wants escalation.
02:31:45
Let's escalate politely with plans,
02:31:49
with permits, with a polite little flag marking the future
02:31:52
site of a neighborhood Harmony outlet.
02:31:56
Because if he won't come to the table, I will build a table
02:32:00
right up against his fence and drain everything into it.
02:32:03
He wants the cold shoulder he's about to give you engineered shade.
02:32:08
And don't say I never tried to be reasonable.
02:32:10
I am always reasonable.
02:32:13
That's why my trench will be laser leveled and sustainable.
02:32:16
Let he who hath understanding reckon the number of the least, for
02:32:19
it is a human number. That number is one
02:32:24
nice.
02:32:25
Sounds like they're going to war, man.
02:32:27
George, I know it sounds like he won that round.
02:32:31
Back off!
02:32:33
It's going to get way worse, man. I'm.
02:32:36
Yep. I don't know
02:32:39
a form of the shit that I found earlier.
02:32:43
Intentional diversion.
02:32:44
A homeowner that installs drainage system that deliberately channel
02:32:47
the large volume of water directly onto a neighbor's property, causing
02:32:50
flooding and erosion.
02:32:51
The intentional act of diverting water makes it unlawful.
02:32:54
So there you go.
02:32:56
So, wait. So what? But but that that would.
02:32:58
All right. He's diverting it onto your property.
02:33:00
If you were to divert it back, then you would both be
02:33:03
violating that, right?
02:33:05
No. Agreed. Diversion. We're going.
02:33:08
It's not that I would have to argue that.
02:33:10
No, because it would be different.
02:33:12
You're both moving it.
02:33:13
It's never. It's pretty. It's all tricky.
02:33:18
Well, again, I think that
02:33:19
if the junior it's gravity, it's downspout prism.
02:33:24
If he just had downspouts and then the grade of the property
02:33:27
pushed the water on in my direction, it would push it more dispersed.
02:33:33
He is piping it and then concentrating it to a specific area.
02:33:38
I heard him, yeah, I know it's warfare.
02:33:41
It is.
02:33:42
But to protect my girl,
02:33:44
my girlfriend found a dude who's, put the pool in in the neighborhood.
02:33:48
Yeah. My fucking wings are like, yeah, you're crazy.
02:33:50
Hair wisps.
02:33:51
Your girlfriend found a dude.
02:33:53
Yeah. Go on.
02:33:56
And you're.
02:33:57
And you're in the airport.
02:33:58
Where's the dude?
02:33:59
No, he's from the pool and in the vicinity.
02:34:01
And they're looking to get rid of, like, a shit ton of dirt.
02:34:05
And so I'm going to get two dump truck loads of the dirt if I can.
02:34:07
And, that's available for sure.
02:34:11
I'm that it's a metric, measurement by the metric.
02:34:15
Shit. Seven
02:34:17
metric shit.
02:34:19
Have you guys seen this yet?
02:34:24
Yeah.
02:34:24
Let it go.
02:34:25
Here it is.
02:34:29
I was like, why is it so small?
02:34:33
Oh, come on Facebook.
02:34:35
Instagram.
02:34:37
Oops.
02:34:38
I changed the momentum.
02:34:41
It's so small you can't see it,
02:34:43
but it looks like a skee ball machine or some kind of an arcade machine.
02:34:46
But it's a disc golf basket.
02:34:48
This girl, and you got these tiny little four slots that you.
02:34:51
So you can actually go for the basket, which looks like,
02:34:53
I don't know how many points and a lot more points to get.
02:34:56
Let's see what.
02:34:57
And then there's a little conveyor belt to, like, send the dicks back to you.
02:35:00
It's they call it a putting.
02:35:02
What do they call it?
02:35:04
Discotheque, cutting room, perfect machine.
02:35:10
Oh, there it is.
02:35:10
The baskets, 100 and each slots for the top slots are 500 at the bottom or 200.
02:35:14
So it's a lot like skee ball, but it's disc golf.
02:35:16
I think it's pretty cool.
02:35:17
Oh, what is this guy?
02:35:19
Oh, yeah.
02:35:23
Okay, cool.
02:35:23
He's.
02:35:29
Like. Oh.
02:35:36
Yeah.
02:35:37
Yeah.
02:35:38
I could see where it would help your putting,
02:35:40
but I don't think it would help much more of your game.
02:35:44
I sent you three different versions of that.
02:35:46
And you know what?
02:35:49
I sent you three different versions of the,
02:35:52
disc golf game with the return conveyor belt.
02:35:57
Okay, I see one.
02:35:59
It was.
02:36:00
Yeah, the one captured. I want to play.
02:36:03
I want to play this and, oh, I see, I see, yeah, I see two of them.
02:36:08
I don't
02:36:09
every three.
02:36:10
This you same video.
02:36:11
It's the same video. 000.
02:36:14
Then look at the other one we call the very next one
02:36:18
they sent. The.
02:36:23
But is it the red one.
02:36:25
Easier to see.
02:36:28
Yeah I don't see another one.
02:36:31
The next one is, different.
02:36:35
Oh, damn.
02:36:37
What was the recent subreddit
02:36:39
that you guys have been brilliant Japanese?
02:36:43
I, I how about first?
02:36:47
Hey, that looked like this golf.
02:36:49
Yeah. This golf basket. Right?
02:36:51
Oh, yeah.
02:36:52
It's, you know, they're different, right?
02:36:59
Hey hey hey hey.
02:37:00
But the white and kanji,
02:37:06
what's slow?
02:37:08
Also, it.
02:37:11
And late.
02:37:15
Also, of course it is.
02:37:20
How how?
02:37:24
So highly rated, I see.
02:37:25
Oh, no. You're fine.
02:37:26
I thought this thing was moving when I got it.
02:37:28
So, say,
02:37:34
well, different breath.
02:37:40
You really like those guys?
02:37:41
I don't see I love this, guys.
02:37:43
I don't see a thing. You make me happy.
02:37:46
So sorry.
02:37:46
Why don't they disable the walking fucking conveyors?
02:37:50
I don't like?
02:37:53
Let's go.
02:37:55
Wow. Sorry. I'll get to the airport.
02:37:57
Doesn't he have to board soon?
02:38:02
Correct.
02:38:04
How soon?
02:38:05
As soon.
02:38:06
I don't know, like 20 minutes.
02:38:09
Oh, wow.
02:38:11
Where are you going at this time of day?
02:38:14
He didn't take the red eyes.
02:38:16
They. There was.
02:38:18
Oh. I requested a small craft advisory.
02:38:22
I line.
02:38:24
Yeah,
02:38:25
I know Wednesday night
02:38:27
she masses between 30 and 60kg.
02:38:30
And her eyes are the color of magnesium, iron, silica.
02:38:33
She is attractive and based on observed interactions
02:38:36
with London employees, she is not cold or light.
02:38:39
Nerds.
02:38:41
Phase one planning, which will take an estimated eight years
02:38:44
to pronounce, announces I plan to approach country results.
02:38:49
Well, yes, depending on the success of phase two could lead
02:38:51
to anything from naked showering together to message.
02:38:54
The mission was $80 million.
02:38:58
A team is in the early stages of development of a joke,
02:39:01
which we can use to break the ice.
02:39:03
It is a casually humorous observation about how socks seem to disappear
02:39:07
in the dryer.
02:39:08
The advantages of this topic are two fold.
02:39:10
I get that a laundromat connected by and if successful, yes, we can transition
02:39:15
to level two, in which we refer to dryers as the black hole for socks.
02:39:20
This will allow us to segregate the dryer and to talk of space.
02:39:23
So there is a topic about which we are extremely comfortable speaking.
02:39:26
According to our observations, Thompson Harper becomes visible no.
02:39:29
70 to 90 minute intervals every Wednesday night.
02:39:31
She masses between 30 and 60kg,
02:39:34
and her eyes are the color of magnesium on and
02:39:38
well, yeah, it starts over.
02:39:41
I see, but oh I see.
02:39:43
Yeah, that's that's how nerds plan out.
02:39:46
How to start dating.
02:39:49
I thought I'd help the kid in his next quest.
02:39:54
Save the girl I did. It helps on a nerd.
02:39:57
I since that first watch for
02:40:01
wake up the fix me horse and therefore always.
02:40:08
Please, please.
02:40:09
Here it is.
02:40:10
Hash.
02:40:11
And please, please, please.
02:40:15
Oh, oh, so much for
02:40:18
anything for the horse a you like.
02:40:21
It wasn't long after what three guys broke what is supposedly ground of you
02:40:26
guys collaborator Thomas Hertog.
02:40:28
Since then I'll Talk has given countless interviews, appeared on podcasts,
02:40:31
and has written a book.
02:40:33
And every couple of weeks someone asks me, what's with Hawking's final theory?
02:40:37
Will it soon be testable?
02:40:38
So yeah, Stephen Hawking says no exceptions to theoretical physics.
02:40:42
He did some early work on the waves.
02:40:44
His most influential work was without doubt, his calculations
02:40:47
show that black holes emit radiation.
02:40:49
After that, his interests seem to have moved from astrophysics to cosmology.
02:40:52
Hawking's last theory is about cosmology, the study of our universe
02:40:56
in its entirety.
02:40:57
It seems that in his later life, Hawking became convinced that science can explain
02:41:00
why our universe is the way it is and that God doesn't exist.
02:41:03
I was never quite sure how much of this
02:41:05
he actually believed, and how much he just said, because he knew
02:41:08
that the media would love it more than once.
02:41:09
I've heard other physicists
02:41:12
know that's weird to me.
02:41:14
Me? Probably not a lot, but that's weird.
02:41:17
Jesus didn't publicly criticize.
02:41:19
Oh yeah, there's a.
02:41:23
Theory.
02:41:24
It's a type of matter like you hear this one and I don't know.
02:41:29
It's never you.
02:41:31
This that's probably out of a rapidly expanding infinity of quantum
02:41:35
fluctuations, this rapidly moving on to the eternal inflation.
02:41:39
And you can find my interest to hand-wash detergent into a dishwasher,
02:41:43
as I once did it on a.
02:41:49
She's talking about reality.
02:41:52
And. No, no, God, I,
02:41:55
I don't know if I, I'm not willing
02:41:58
to commit to that yet.
02:42:02
There are nice seats on that plane.
02:42:09
I'm going to fucking
02:42:11
hear the guy in a little plane,
02:42:17
I appreciate what you're what words.
02:42:19
Thank you. Yeah, yeah I'll get us.
02:42:22
All right.
02:42:23
Well we're really getting somewhere
02:42:26
from this plane.
02:42:27
You know, this this panel right here was actually missing.
02:42:29
And so you can see like the inside of the plane
02:42:31
and it looks really, treacherous.
02:42:33
And there's players and
02:42:35
it's just like, fun fact planes hide
02:42:38
all that shit to make the, passengers feel comfortable.
02:42:41
But if you're on a submarine or any type of military,
02:42:43
they make sure they're all exposed.
02:42:45
So you know, the seriousness of the system.
02:42:47
Oh, there was a lot of.
02:42:49
I don't quite.
02:42:53
Oh, where did that room.
02:42:55
That pillow, I know, but guess what I have.
02:42:58
I have this whole fucking row to myself.
02:43:01
They grow fast.
02:43:03
And so
02:43:05
did you have to buy two tickets because you're tall?
02:43:07
Yeah.
02:43:08
I always gotta get extra row or, if I know I can get a free upgrade,
02:43:12
I usually get three upgraded, which is what just happened.
02:43:17
Nice.
02:43:18
Otherwise, my work or otherwise, I've played in one, call.
02:43:21
So my work is paid for, upgrades as well.
02:43:23
But I try not to if I know I can get a free upgrade
02:43:25
or I know I can get a zero, I do that, I can.
02:43:31
Just look at all.
02:43:34
What did you do?
02:43:36
We. Yeah I can.
02:43:38
That is the rule.
02:43:40
I get the whole fucking world.
02:43:41
Look at the handsome guy on your t shirt. Two.
02:43:44
I wore that, okay?
02:43:46
And you get nice.
02:43:49
I wore that face today.
02:43:51
What?
02:43:52
Imposter,
02:43:55
I walk around with it on.
02:43:57
Oh, I guess I'll go back to the other view, then.
02:44:01
Yeah, well, inflation
02:44:04
multiverses are popular among physicists who have totally lost touch to reality.
02:44:08
They think that if they can write down reality about reality,
02:44:13
they think that if they can write down so popular among physicists,
02:44:16
they have totally lost touch to reality.
02:44:18
They think that they can write down
02:44:19
questions for other universes of that could never exist.
02:44:22
I thought logic might race in order to have manifested a fully stocked fridge.
02:44:27
That's an onion.
02:44:27
Its contribution to that now was a theoretical idea for hundred
02:44:31
years because, yeah.
02:44:33
Yeah, I gotta get to, The Brady and George show.
02:44:38
So as above, so below for performing
02:44:42
modeling because I have
02:44:43
to fill in for, draw.
02:44:50
This the Brady and show Brady and draw
02:44:54
Geary as above and so below.
02:44:58
They call these so solos Brady and draw.
02:45:00
Sure. We're doing it our way.
02:45:04
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:45:07
And talk show it Brady and draw.
02:45:10
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:45:23
Yes I think I'm Brady for this one.
02:45:26
The question for the Brady your show
02:45:28
for Brady being a tech guy.
02:45:31
Is there actual danger in
02:45:33
using your cell phone signal while using an airplane.
02:45:37
And is there anything to it?
02:45:39
You're using the airplane Wi-Fi doing a video call.
02:45:42
Is there anything danger.
02:45:43
So I am not an expert in anything.
02:45:46
I'm not qualified to answer anything.
02:45:48
That being said, I think in older planes, especially in analog signals
02:45:52
when we had new cell phones, I think that was true.
02:45:55
But now so and also if everybody if everybody's phone was on, you've been
02:45:59
in like a stadium in the olden days before they actually made it viable.
02:46:03
It could get overloaded very easy. So no cell phone.
02:46:06
I don't think you're going to cheat and have one cell phone.
02:46:08
I know,
02:46:08
but if everybody had their cell phone in, it could crowd the signal so much.
02:46:13
But I also, I don't think they rely on exclusive like radio signal.
02:46:17
I think they're all like digital satellite.
02:46:20
So no, I don't I don't think so.
02:46:22
But I don't want to say that. Then you make the plane crash.
02:46:26
Like that it will be famous
02:46:29
that way. Here's another thing too.
02:46:31
If they if it was really that important, they could simply go and block everything,
02:46:37
you know, like make it just not work when they don't try.
02:46:42
Yeah.
02:46:42
I mean, there's all kinds of jammers and you could,
02:46:44
you could definitely make sure that it did not interfere.
02:46:46
You wouldn't have to just say please and rely on the kindness of strangers.
02:46:50
Could you do just that?
02:46:51
In 2025, you're on a plane
02:46:53
and you're relying on your safety, that everyone followed the rules?
02:46:56
No way. I don't know.
02:46:58
No. She's probably a handful of people that don't do it.
02:47:00
That's it's like saying, you know what?
02:47:02
We don't really need railings on the Grand Canyon.
02:47:04
We'll just assume people will be smart.
02:47:07
They'll just put a sign and start all the fan.
02:47:09
Yeah, just put a sign.
02:47:11
Enter or, go to the edge at your own risk.
02:47:14
And I appreciate that.
02:47:16
I like the natural selection point of view,
02:47:18
but I guess we're supposed to come back with the British.
02:47:20
Rochelle I am.
02:47:22
He said he was going to be me.
02:47:23
And then he tapped.
02:47:26
Oh, I love
02:47:29
I tried to find a mash up for 100.
02:47:31
It was very difficult.
02:47:33
Yeah. Let's talk about knives.
02:47:34
101 Dalmatians.
02:47:36
That looks super.
02:47:38
That looks super,
02:47:40
Perfect. Super shiny.
02:47:42
Is that the whale? It's where you supposed to hold it?
02:47:43
No, it's the new one.
02:47:45
Oh, I thought that was the whale.
02:47:46
That you added a handle.
02:47:48
It's completely new.
02:47:50
No, it's the old one that I thought.
02:47:52
Well, yeah, I got it.
02:47:53
It's like a way I can see the whale right there.
02:47:56
Yeah, it's it's the worst.
02:47:58
So you have to take out of this handle.
02:48:00
Nice.
02:48:03
I have one question.
02:48:04
I have a question. Handle.
02:48:05
Everybody should say it together.
02:48:08
Will it cut.
02:48:09
Will it kill.
02:48:10
No it won't.
02:48:11
It's it's like you're gonna black it against your hand blade side.
02:48:15
But you'd have to bludgeon somebody to death.
02:48:18
Yeah, but it'll do that.
02:48:20
Yes, he did do all of his knives right.
02:48:25
So technically it's not a knife.
02:48:26
It's more or less a shiny stick.
02:48:30
Shiny. Yeah.
02:48:31
All right.
02:48:32
Go shiny. Set.
02:48:35
Let's go inside.
02:48:35
How about hammer?
02:48:36
Could be hammer narrow or shiny?
02:48:38
Narrow stick.
02:48:41
With a hammer.
02:48:41
I'm gonna.
02:48:45
We play the mash up while he's going,
02:48:47
like this is the newer with the newer, outbuilding.
02:48:50
Is it up?
02:48:51
It's fairly new build.
02:48:55
Right.
02:48:55
You mean it looks the same?
02:49:01
It looks fairly new, though the weather is not really.
02:49:02
Well, the degradation of any of the.
02:49:05
Well, it's it's out of the yellow instead.
02:49:06
I mean, I bet you the top side looks a little bit worn.
02:49:09
It looks like it's insulated. Yeah.
02:49:12
No. Yeah.
02:49:14
Gary. How new is that? You don't know. Was it.
02:49:16
I 30, 40 years that building.
02:49:20
Yeah. Yeah.
02:49:22
It's really all.
02:49:22
There you go. The bar now.
02:49:26
Yeah.
02:49:29
Well. I.
02:49:43
Or you already passed it.
02:49:44
I'm walking past it now.
02:49:46
We'll turn and show something.
02:49:47
And then we have a great segment.
02:49:49
It's like uncut guys who is stupid?
02:49:54
Just.
02:49:55
Did I say effort?
02:49:57
Little effort. Laziness doesn't.
02:49:59
Oh, no.
02:50:01
We suck again.
02:50:06
Oh, yeah.
02:50:07
I'm forgetting the links and all these other pictures.
02:50:11
What did you think of those contrails?
02:50:12
I took a picture of?
02:50:15
Those are cool.
02:50:18
That's a cat trailer.
02:50:18
That time frame up.
02:50:20
Definitely a camp trail.
02:50:22
Yeah. Why?
02:50:24
I look at how white I find it is.
02:50:27
Yeah, but that's just because it's pure water vapor.
02:50:30
You know
02:50:32
the pressure.
02:50:32
Well, there's one right behind it.
02:50:33
You can see a fat, you can see a wispy one that was there.
02:50:36
Yeah. You know. Yeah. Look how much that spread out now. Yeah.
02:50:38
But so Europe is you think
02:50:39
and they're in the same sky, but in reality
02:50:41
this one is probably I don't know exactly.
02:50:43
I'll just say this one is probably 500ft and that one is probably 50,000ft.
02:50:48
Like you have no idea.
02:50:49
The perspective is impossible.
02:50:50
You have no idea. Correct.
02:50:52
And the air pressure is completely different.
02:50:54
It is realistic.
02:50:55
We've admitted to doing this, but stuff I don't know,
02:50:58
but not through commercial planes above our sky for no reason.
02:51:01
Usually has seating in the cloud.
02:51:04
Seating. You can actually see it.
02:51:06
They look like they they put a dot in it.
02:51:09
It grows bigger, not a line.
02:51:13
So I believe I believe there are cameras,
02:51:15
but I don't believe that 99.9% of the ones you see around here are there.
02:51:21
They are contractors that can work for free.
02:51:24
And the reason you're questioning is because they act so differently.
02:51:27
They're so different from one another that they must not be with the same.
02:51:31
But I say it's because of the different pressure and temperature.
02:51:33
I've never paid attention to it before,
02:51:35
but there's plenty of people that say that everything
02:51:38
right.
02:51:38
And there's also plenty of people that say there's flat earth,
02:51:41
or that there's no God or afterlife there.
02:51:43
Where are your pictures? I keep asking for other pictures.
02:51:45
I, you know, I'm having technical difficulties.
02:51:47
None of the other none of the actual none of the other pictures is because, wow.
02:51:53
No, it's because they show buildings and addresses and cars and I wasn't
02:51:56
I didn't mean to publish those.
02:51:59
I don't want somebody
02:52:00
stop me at one of the places that I work.
02:52:04
Well, but I don't want to show even license plates.
02:52:07
That one even at an apartment building with.
02:52:09
Because nowadays you can take a picture of that apartment
02:52:11
building that I just put on there, fish it into a little AI fucking search engine,
02:52:14
and it'll scrape the internet and tell you the exact address of that out.
02:52:18
Oh my God, I can't believe I said Bourbon Street on the street. Yes.
02:52:23
No, man.
02:52:25
Hey, if there's any crazy people watching, would you please show draw that?
02:52:28
Because I would really appreciate it.
02:52:31
It's really weird.
02:52:32
Oh, I promise you, I.
02:52:41
You're getting accused of something.
02:52:43
Yeah. The.
02:52:46
Let us let us talk to her.
02:52:50
Cub reporter whose
02:52:50
first solo assignment was interviewing the Philadelphia joke on the show
02:52:55
with every autistic kid person in town, and he got to the address.
02:52:59
It was an early building out in the outskirts of the city.
02:53:02
An elderly gentleman ushered him in.
02:53:05
He sat down and a reporter
02:53:07
determined he was the man, and he
02:53:10
he said,
02:53:12
he was there for the interview and he led right to the matter
02:53:14
about how old are you? And the man said, 96.
02:53:17
Said, to what do you attribute your longevity?
02:53:20
And the I said, I don't smoke, drink or run around with wild women.
02:53:25
At that moment there was a crash from upstairs
02:53:29
and the reporter looked up and he said, what was that?
02:53:32
Your boy said, oh, that's dad, he's drunk again.
02:53:39
I oh,
02:53:39
I don't think, I, I don't think I got that one.
02:53:43
He's drunk again.
02:53:45
He's driving it.
02:53:46
I don't you know what. Let me rephrase that.
02:53:48
I don't think I listened because I don't okay.
02:53:51
This is pretty.
02:53:52
Was it fibro.
02:53:53
Yeah. Oh yeah.
02:53:54
All right I got Buster for sure.
02:53:56
I'll take you.
02:53:57
I'll take all the laughing word for it.
02:53:59
You try watching the show.
02:54:04
Yeah George Muted
02:54:06
anger is here.
02:54:08
He's dead.
02:54:10
Great.
02:54:13
There are never any fuckups on the show.
02:54:15
You're muted. No.
02:54:16
So you're on a plane I got a plane and a chicken attack.
02:54:20
Let's do chicken attack.
02:54:21
Nothing
02:54:24
but chicken attack.
02:54:30
I think I need the sound for this one.
02:54:35
Hundred.
02:54:35
About 500.
02:54:42
400. Minimum.
02:54:46
Then.
02:54:49
300. Watch the windshield.
02:54:56
200. I didn't think it was this.
02:54:58
Oh, there it is.
02:55:00
Chicken attack! Did you see it?
02:55:02
It's a two fast 100.
02:55:06
And then a little quicker, a little bonus.
02:55:09
40, 30, 23.
02:55:12
Dog, dog.
02:55:15
Over.
02:55:21
What did he say?
02:55:22
What did he say?
02:55:28
Anyway?
02:55:30
Crazy.
02:55:34
You guys got €1.
02:55:37
Oh, gilt.
02:55:39
Look at that.
02:55:44
Is that TV from, like, the 40s?
02:55:46
What am I looking at?
02:55:48
I don't know, this fucking
02:55:51
this much.
02:55:53
Wait, I got a callback.
02:55:54
Do you have to put quarters in that thing?
02:55:57
No, there's a credit card.
02:55:58
Well, yeah.
02:56:01
So that's that's the same exact thing
02:56:02
that used to be in every seat in the actual terminals inside the airport.
02:56:06
Never seen this before because people didn't have phones,
02:56:09
so they would watch the news or whatever.
02:56:11
And the little tiny shitty TVs
02:56:14
on the bridges and down that the health and safety of our customer.
02:56:19
Wow, wow. That's amazing.
02:56:22
Dude, that looks like my daughter's 2015 Camry fucking dashboard.
02:56:28
It's touchscreen, but you got to, like, you can tell the things
02:56:31
that you actually have to touch have dents
02:56:32
because the owner has been pushing it so freaking hard.
02:56:35
Oh, gosh.
02:56:40
All right,
02:56:41
well, it's past the kid's bedtime, so.
02:56:45
Good night. The kid. Yeah.
02:56:47
Good.
02:56:48
Oh, Good night, you congrat.
02:56:50
Congrats on the 100th episode.
02:56:53
That was, it was an honor to be a part of it
02:56:55
for as long as I have been, I like it.
02:56:59
We kept it a regular old show, too, because we don't.
02:57:01
We don't want to set the bar too high.
02:57:02
We just keep doing what we do.
02:57:04
Exactly.
02:57:05
So, the 200th episode will be big.
02:57:08
Don't worry.
02:57:08
Yeah, yeah.
02:57:09
Wow, that sounds like a lot of work for me.
02:57:12
That's it. That's.
02:57:14
No forget by then.
02:57:15
Brady, we have to go.
02:57:16
Oh, yeah.
02:57:17
It's a kid. Promise, though. Scout's honor.
02:57:20
So now you're going to play with.
02:57:22
Hopefully we save this kid.
02:57:24
Now you'll see five life as above.
02:57:27
So wake up to reality.
02:57:28
Like, literally nothing ever hears this plan.
02:57:32
And he's not allowed to play that move.
02:57:36
Prohibits tampering with the safe or the parents advice.
02:57:39
Time.
02:57:40
Thank you. Sweetie.
02:57:43
I mean, everything okay? What happened? Hon?
02:57:45
I dreamt of having a sleepover without me.
02:57:50
Well, we're up. Sleepover experts.
02:57:52
Peter.
02:57:56
Come out
02:57:58
of contract.
02:57:59
Skin care.
02:58:01
I can't go home.
02:58:02
So good.
02:58:03
Sleepover, I guess, what?
02:58:05
I prank call grandma for times.
02:58:07
Yeah. Grandma is very confused.
02:58:10
Okay, so first of all.
02:58:14
What you're doing at
02:58:16
the core is teaching your child to solve her problems with food.
02:58:22
Okay, second second of all,
02:58:26
without ever, ever
02:58:27
experiencing consequences like the sorrow and sadness.
02:58:32
And I feel bad for the little girl that she was excluded.
02:58:34
But maybe, maybe just fucking maybe teach her and give her
02:58:38
the social skills to be,
02:58:41
This sounds mean, but more likable.
02:58:44
You know, I don't want her to change who she is.
02:58:45
That's all that, yada yada.
02:58:46
But instead of saying, hey, maybe we can change your behavior
02:58:50
or teach you or better you, or just say, hey, you are who you are.
02:58:54
You're an introvert.
02:58:54
If people don't like you, you know, fuck them. No.
02:58:57
Let's order Instacart
02:58:59
and just wipe away all those tears and wipe away all those consequences.
02:59:03
Clearly, she wasn't invited for a reason,
02:59:05
especially at that age, because I had kids at age.
02:59:07
And you're almost obligated to invite everyone in the class.
02:59:11
Yes. So this and I get it.
02:59:13
It's a commercial.
02:59:14
I'm kind of overreacting, but this commercial pissed me off.
02:59:17
You do not. Hey. Oh, my kid is upset.
02:59:20
First of all, let's just not even ask her or talk about being upset.
02:59:24
They don't talk about it at all.
02:59:25
They're just like, hey, let's be her friend.
02:59:27
Let's give her what she's missing.
02:59:28
Let's take away the consequence.
02:59:30
Fuck you. Instacart, and fuck you parents.
02:59:33
My problem is with pranking grandma four times and leaving her confused.
02:59:38
So yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:59:40
Grandma's whole week is now messed up.
02:59:42
Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Here.
02:59:44
Carry on. Item.
02:59:46
Yeah. I'm sorry. That was a little personal.
02:59:48
And there are consequences.
02:59:49
What the fuck?
02:59:51
Are you okay?
02:59:53
I think he's down. He's having
02:59:57
it doesn't.
02:59:57
Isn't Instacart.
02:59:58
Don't they, like, mark up all their groceries?
03:00:03
Yeah.
03:00:04
We better off buying this chicken.
03:00:05
Like, once you buy the girl a bike and say,
03:00:07
why don't you right off the grocery store, at least put it to work.
03:00:09
Give me some cigarets and beer while you're there.
03:00:13
That's about as good as these fucking parents are.
03:00:15
It's an a bear.
03:00:16
As a parent, I'm embarrassed.
03:00:18
You should not do that.
03:00:19
You just
03:00:21
hug him, tell him you feel bad, say, yeah, that sucks.
03:00:24
But then attack the reason why.
03:00:26
Don't just fucking patch it over with food, kisses
03:00:30
and fucking face mask.
03:00:33
Chicken attack.
03:00:34
Sure.
03:00:36
I have a new chicken attack feature
03:00:39
which is my own my own built search engine, which will give us the
03:00:42
absolute latest up to date.
03:00:46
Chicken attack
03:00:47
information from six hours ago.
03:00:50
You go Google.
03:00:52
No Google sucks.
03:00:54
Google profiles you fucking tracks you searched
03:00:58
help solve.org will not,
03:01:02
try it out.
03:01:02
Try it out for yourself right now.
03:01:04
Basically what it does, it's called a metasearch.
03:01:06
It uses Google, it uses DuckDuckGo, it uses Bing, it uses everything available
03:01:10
to it, and more gives you a scraped better value.
03:01:15
So it has available to it.
03:01:17
It can't you do that 110%, baby?
03:01:22
All right.
03:01:22
Even that Amanda Wolfs nurse says our chickens were attacked by Ida.
03:01:26
Oh, wait, there's a lot of.
03:01:27
Okay.
03:01:30
There's no video for this.
03:01:31
But apparently in our chicken attack segment, Amanda Woolford
03:01:36
from Backyard Chickens is upset because their chicken was attacked,
03:01:40
attack, attacked, attacked by a dog while my while her husband was at work,
03:01:47
I you know, I mean.
03:01:51
Maybe these free range chickens aren't all they're cracked up to be.
03:01:54
They're not safe.
03:01:55
I just I just had it my
03:01:58
I have cats, and my cat's birthday was just this past weekend.
03:02:02
I didn't cat birthdays.
03:02:04
No, my family does.
03:02:06
Oh, it happens to be another family members.
03:02:08
And one family also always says, hey, it's the cats birthdays.
03:02:12
And I said, did you give them something special?
03:02:13
Did you buy them cake, catnip, extra gravy, anything?
03:02:16
And they said, no.
03:02:17
And I said, well, maybe we should just let them outside.
03:02:19
And I was joking because I say things like that for shock value all the time.
03:02:22
I thought it was funny because.
03:02:23
And I also kind of know that my daughter gets really upset
03:02:26
when I suggest that the cat should be free animals.
03:02:29
Yeah, but then we started thinking,
03:02:31
I mean, their life would not be better outside.
03:02:33
Their life is actually better inside.
03:02:35
Yeah.
03:02:35
The chickens, the chickens. Life might be better
03:02:38
in a cage.
03:02:39
We talk about cage free eggs, right? Right.
03:02:42
Well, cage free chickens.
03:02:44
Your wish has been, you know, given or whatever you want to say.
03:02:48
Your wish for granted.
03:02:49
That's what I wanted to say.
03:02:50
But now that we have free range chickens, expect them to be attacked by animals.
03:02:55
Right?
03:02:56
Yeah.
03:02:57
Freedom comes with risk.
03:03:00
Wonderful. Glorious. Beautiful reality.
03:03:02
Risk and
03:03:07
access.
03:03:07
Analyze is a little bit better, but risk is okay.
03:03:11
Should I add George to the stage or wait for him to.
03:03:15
Wow, that's had a bad guy in a little plane.
03:03:19
I'm going to go back and see if there's any other chicken attacks.
03:03:21
I can go to videos to that. That helps.
03:03:24
Yeah.
03:03:26
Holy crap.
03:03:29
How fantastic is that?
03:03:32
Why does it say harvesting?
03:03:39
See, now, this is confusing because they're harvesting chickens.
03:03:41
But there was a Komodo dragon attack.
03:03:44
I don't think they're related.
03:03:47
I'm going to skip to the Komodo dragon.
03:03:48
A stack, of course.
03:03:50
Oh, yeah.
03:03:52
Oh, I think it's been clickbait because there's no Komodo dragon there.
03:03:56
A dark world and
03:03:58
see, that's the problem with up to date videos
03:04:00
that have not been, screened
03:04:04
it. Yes.
03:04:06
Well, I do have chicken attacks, right?
03:04:10
I was looking up the, Billy Carson stuff
03:04:13
and that he was, the quiet.
03:04:16
You talking really quiet.
03:04:18
I didn't mean to,
03:04:21
yeah.
03:04:22
Billy was a Charlie Kirk.
03:04:24
And so I got the Carlton shirt, and then I looked up.
03:04:30
For some reason, it got me to Charleston white.
03:04:33
So if you look up Charleston white,
03:04:38
it scares the hell out of me.
03:04:39
But I will.
03:04:41
Yes, you will find a rapper.
03:04:43
I think he's a rapper.
03:04:45
But you are Charleston.
03:04:48
What did you say? Charleston.
03:04:49
Charleston? You fucking Google?
03:04:52
See? It corrected me.
03:04:53
Search dot helps out dawg will not.
03:04:57
He's not just your famous right.
03:05:00
He was Google was much more popular so it took it away from me.
03:05:06
He's he's a racist, but.
03:05:10
It's interesting.
03:05:12
What read he thinks. Yes.
03:05:19
It won't
03:05:20
let me play it because I'm not logged in, and I do not.
03:05:23
I don't even this.
03:05:24
Oh. Fladge rants must have an Instagram account, right?
03:05:27
Yeah.
03:05:28
Oh, we do log in.
03:05:30
Oh, no, that's all right.
03:05:32
But I'll just tell you,
03:05:34
he started out as this, preppy
03:05:37
kind of guy saying, you know, the ninjas shouldn't be shooting other ninjas.
03:05:43
Well,
03:05:44
the ninjas weren't taking him seriously because he didn't dress like the ninjas.
03:05:48
Then he started wearing the baggy clothes with the, you know, the sports
03:05:52
team, like, varsity jacket with the dangly chains and stuff
03:05:57
and, you know, baseball cap.
03:06:00
And once he started looking like the ninjas that he was complaining about,
03:06:04
the ninjas that you just mean.
03:06:05
Seriously, am I saying. And we're grown.
03:06:08
I'm not sure what.
03:06:09
Yeah,
03:06:11
yeah.
03:06:12
Ninja.
03:06:15
And ninja. So.
03:06:17
So that's my personal story.
03:06:25
Care.
03:06:25
Because Billy Carson's a charlatan.
03:06:30
Oh, Charleston.
03:06:33
Charleston.
03:06:35
All the.
03:06:38
All the way down here.
03:06:39
This nigger says nigger said this nigger says nigger says
03:06:42
nigger says nigger said this nigger sit all the way down.
03:06:45
You man.
03:06:48
I gotcha, I understand.
03:06:52
Okay.
03:06:53
Oh, I say
03:06:56
yeah, we know what you said.
03:07:02
So I tutor, there's two things.
03:07:05
There's two things we do on the Brady and George Show.
03:07:08
We reflect on the monologue, we critique it, we criticize it.
03:07:11
So what did you think?
03:07:14
I thought it was a little lackluster.
03:07:17
I'm kind of written.
03:07:18
I've got it written down right here.
03:07:20
And I know I've, you know, I've got a four minute
03:07:24
monologue ready to go if you want to hear it.
03:07:28
It it.
03:07:32
Do you think let's see which one is better.
03:07:36
Do you think somebody asked me that earlier?
03:07:38
I was wondering, do you think you think he saw strict.
03:07:44
Kind know what?
03:07:46
Do you know where your reality is?
03:07:47
Hi I'm Gary and welcome to Flange Rants ladies,
03:07:52
gentlemen and skeptics, welcome to the final frontier.
03:07:55
Not some metaphorical plane or sky fortress made of wishful
03:07:58
thinking and unresolved grief, but the actual,
03:08:02
tangible, utterly magnificent realm we call reality.
03:08:05
Yes, this the atoms, the quarks, the wet socks, the golden shower.
03:08:10
You know, I mean, the golden hour, the fungal networks,
03:08:13
the fact that whales exist and scream, sing to each other across oceans.
03:08:18
And no one calls that divine.
03:08:20
But we'll sob over toast that looks like Jesus.
03:08:23
This is the good stuff.
03:08:25
We live in a universe that, against all odds, made you, you ridiculous
03:08:29
bipedal poem of meat and lightning you want.
03:08:32
Meaning you're a temporary pattern of order in a cosmos
03:08:35
that trends toward chaos.
03:08:37
And yet here you are asking questions falling in love,
03:08:41
tripping over your dog and calling it fate.
03:08:44
That's adorable.
03:08:46
You don't need celestial surveillance or cosmic aftercare.
03:08:49
You don't need invisible intentions whispering through coincidence.
03:08:54
Reality is vast, absurdly unlikely,
03:08:56
and utterly unconcerned with your self-esteem.
03:09:00
And yet it delivers.
03:09:01
Stars explode to make your bones mushroom solve puzzles.
03:09:05
Dolphins have accents.
03:09:06
It's a gosh darn miracle factory without the gosh.
03:09:09
So no, I don't think we need to slap a beard on the sky and call it a day.
03:09:15
I think we need to pay attention because reality isn't cold or cruel for real.
03:09:20
It's just real.
03:09:22
And real is a gift really.
03:09:24
My Mount Rushmore of reality.
03:09:26
First the periodic table.
03:09:28
Because if you want to know what's really going on, start with the elements.
03:09:33
Everything you've ever touched, loved, eaten,
03:09:36
or yelled at in traffic is just atoms doing their dance.
03:09:40
There's poetry in hydrogen and rebellion and plutonium.
03:09:43
It's the closest thing we've got to a holy text, except it
03:09:47
actually explains things.
03:09:49
Next on my Mount Rushmore is the the Cosmic Microwave background.
03:09:53
It's the afterglow of the Big Bang, literal baby pictures of the universe.
03:09:58
It's the fingerprint of a beginning that didn't need a bearded sky.
03:10:02
Be yelling, let there be light!
03:10:05
The light was already there and it's still cooling off.
03:10:09
That's history. Fight me.
03:10:10
Let's see.
03:10:11
Of course, we must add evolution by natural selection.
03:10:15
Nature's slow, relentless improv show.
03:10:18
No plan, no direction, just trial.
03:10:20
Error and the occasional sexy peacock feather.
03:10:23
It gave us eyeballs, giraffes with bow ties and people
03:10:27
who think the earth is flat, elegant, brutal, genius.
03:10:31
And finally, the double slit experiment.
03:10:34
Because if you think reality is straightforward,
03:10:36
try watching a particle act like a wave when no one's looking
03:10:40
and then change its behavior when observed.
03:10:44
It's the universe whispering, you don't know me.
03:10:47
Reality has layers and it flaunts them.
03:10:50
That's a really real reality, Mount Rushmore.
03:10:54
Now I know what you're thinking, but Gary, how can you stand up there
03:10:59
and mock belief when people find comfort in it?
03:11:02
I don't mock the comfort.
03:11:03
I mock the laziness.
03:11:05
Reality is not here to tuck you in.
03:11:07
It's here to be experienced.
03:11:09
If your worldview can't hold up without a safety
03:11:12
net of fairy tales, then it's not a worldview.
03:11:15
It's a coping mechanism in a costume.
03:11:18
But Gary, isn't it depressing to think there's nothing after this?
03:11:22
No, what's depressing is wasting your one brief shot waiting for a sequel,
03:11:28
knowing this life is all you get means you actually have to live it.
03:11:33
That's invigorating. That's liberating.
03:11:35
That's beautiful.
03:11:37
But, Gary, what about mystery?
03:11:39
What about the unknowable mysteries? Great.
03:11:42
I love not knowing.
03:11:43
Not knowing is the reason we do science, but pretending to know
03:11:47
because it feels better is intellectual fraud.
03:11:50
Uncertainty isn't a flaw.
03:11:52
In reality, it's the engine. Vroom vroom.
03:11:55
So to those who call this view cold,
03:11:57
I say warm yourself by the fire of stars you're made from.
03:12:02
To those who say it's meaningless, I say
03:12:05
you were born into a universe that literally allows meaning to be made.
03:12:09
You are here now thinking that's a jackpot.
03:12:13
Reality doesn't need a ribbon.
03:12:15
It is the gift now.
03:12:16
Gosh darn it. Roll the clip.
03:12:21
Roll the clip.
03:12:21
Brady,
03:12:23
look at that.
03:12:24
Would have been ready. There
03:12:26
he's he's, Take it off.
03:12:29
No. We're taxiing.
03:12:32
Yeah.
03:12:34
We are to
03:12:36
come on the right.
03:12:37
But let me do it.
03:12:40
Airplane mode is not.
03:12:45
Oh. In this dream,
03:12:49
I don't say anything about this finale.
03:12:54
This is an app.
03:12:57
For how?
03:12:58
Oh, how about the.
03:13:00
Oh, exciting.
03:13:04
You see, they say you're in no.
03:13:07
Really?
03:13:09
Oh, you guys take nothing.
03:13:22
Wow. Riveting.
03:13:25
It's cool.
03:13:27
It's so fast.
03:13:27
It's going.
03:13:32
What is it, like, 200?
03:13:35
400 or 500 in the air, not it.
03:13:37
Take, so seven.
03:13:39
Yeah. They can be like 700 of them.
03:13:42
500 is a hundred.
03:13:44
What if this is the last time we ever see draw,
03:13:47
right?
03:13:48
This could be this stupid story here is because good reading this doesn't go well.
03:13:52
I mean, your statistics are definitely changing
03:13:54
if you're just standing in a park,
03:13:55
than if you're going 500 miles an hour and a hunk of metal.
03:13:59
But we don't need to think about that right now.
03:14:01
It's all.
03:14:05
About it's always
03:14:07
we've got missile lock.
03:14:08
We've got missile lock.
03:14:10
Oh, no.
03:14:11
Oh, it's breaking the right way.
03:14:13
It is.
03:14:18
That's weird.
03:14:19
I heard the brakes.
03:14:21
Yeah,
03:14:22
like Bugs Bunny air brakes.
03:14:29
Yeah.
03:14:32
You know, when the Titanic went down and then they just kept playing.
03:14:35
This is the music they played?
03:14:37
Yeah.
03:14:41
Majestic.
03:14:45
I'll bet you
03:14:45
they played something way happier.
03:14:55
Salt Lake City,
03:14:57
I recognize it.
03:14:58
No, I didn't yeah.
03:15:02
In the lakes right there.
03:15:03
I think that's one.
03:15:05
Maybe great salt Lake.
03:15:10
You can see the car.
03:15:11
Look at all.
03:15:17
No, you can't now, you shouldn't.
03:15:20
You're, real.
03:15:22
You're retarded.
03:15:27
So, did you see them?
03:15:28
Did you see what they said about that?
03:15:30
We went around memory. I said we went around or whatever.
03:15:33
There was
03:15:34
some edited footage because, you know, creative license.
03:15:38
I mean, it, even if you film, I guess they need to see the raw footage,
03:15:42
the unedited footage, but they're showing clips of editing.
03:15:45
That's just normal, you know?
03:15:47
You know, like cut scenes and they're saying, there, look, it's all fake.
03:15:52
The flight around, you know, the
03:15:53
the space flight around that prove the Earth was round.
03:15:56
I mean, should have
03:15:58
they're debating.
03:16:01
Well, they'll say anything is fake,
03:16:05
which makes somebody like me, who's an absolute skeptic
03:16:08
look very bad.
03:16:14
Hey, I don't hear anything.
03:16:15
What happened?
03:16:16
The engine cut out.
03:16:20
You need to hear the back.
03:16:23
No, no, I and then I thought.
03:16:24
I thought I saw Gary's mouth moving, but we're just on the plane,
03:16:29
so I thought I did something
03:16:30
wrong, because that happens from time to time.
03:16:33
Back.
03:16:33
Guy in a little plane.
03:16:37
Yeah, it sounds just like fat guy in a little coat.
03:16:39
So it's funny.
03:16:43
I have a new mission that I would like to get. We,
03:16:46
Rumble has a thing called the line up where they pass off viewers.
03:16:49
So, like the big, huge viewer that starts at 9 or 10:00 in the morning.
03:16:53
Hands off, you know, so, like, by 2:00, they have, like, 30,000 viewers.
03:16:57
Yeah. And it ends at 8:00.
03:17:00
So the 8:00 show, who is, Tim Poole there just stops the handoff.
03:17:05
But at 10:00 on Monday, I'm going to try and get Ahold of them and hand off to us.
03:17:09
So don't be surprised if one Monday we suddenly have, like,
03:17:12
10,000 viewers live on the show with chat,
03:17:17
maybe a great handoff.
03:17:20
Yeah, I'm not sure how to do that yet, though.
03:17:23
Coming.
03:17:23
I'm going to let my producer handle that, you know, ideas of how to do that.
03:17:27
I know I'm not going to do it from plane.
03:17:37
I'm so
03:17:40
still to know what you.
03:17:48
Understand? And
03:17:51
and I'll tell you.
03:17:56
Hear me?
03:18:04
For next.
03:18:16
Time trains.
03:18:18
This is not the last.
03:18:19
You don't never get fixed.
03:18:35
All doors
03:18:37
don't go over the line.
03:18:42
And you just.
03:18:49
Go to the.
03:18:53
Media.
03:18:55
And so.
03:18:58
You know, through.
03:19:03
This. And.
03:19:09
Sometimes.
03:19:13
On the screen.
03:19:17
Right.
03:19:17
You know.
03:19:24
So dumb, you know.
03:19:27
But. You.
03:19:53
Do not.
03:20:06
And. Well, that was fantastic.
03:20:25
Oh. You can.
03:20:25
Or to draw.
03:20:27
I wasted my batteries.
03:20:30
I should have had a funnel thing here.
03:20:33
It was fun.
03:20:37
Look at blowing, ribbon, man.
03:20:40
Oh, he got really hard when I did that.
03:20:42
Okay.
03:20:42
Yeah.
03:20:48
This is disappointing.
03:20:50
I must say,
03:20:51
I'm glad I had the 20ft.
03:20:53
Weren't.
03:20:58
I'm going to put this away now.
03:21:00
Okay?
03:21:01
I thought that would go off way better.
03:21:03
I have a purple one to.
03:21:06
That was a waste of $75.
03:21:10
I'm never see anybody forget
03:21:13
I'm playing before.
03:21:17
It looks like the start of every damn video
03:21:20
with the light coming down.
03:21:21
Doesn't look like every Eminem video
03:21:24
the Detroit had on.
03:21:25
And there was no white light.
03:21:31
I think I have something similar to that.
03:21:37
You do?
03:21:37
Riveting.
03:21:42
But this one,
03:21:44
that's the one. I.
03:21:51
Flatlands.
03:21:52
Monday, 10 p.m. eastern.
03:21:54
Join us for 100 online. All right. So I'm
03:21:59
we did
03:22:01
that shooting for nothing.
03:22:05
Like.
03:22:08
It's loud up here.
03:22:16
So nothing else.
03:22:19
Seriously, what is that?
03:22:21
Is. That's loud.
03:22:25
That can pressurize cabin.
03:22:29
What did I miss?
03:22:30
Did we miss anything?
03:22:32
Is flying.
03:22:34
I wonder where he's going.
03:22:38
Oh, I'm going to go to San Diego.
03:22:43
Oh, these people want,
03:22:45
you know, where in the world is draw?
03:22:49
Yeah, well, he's pulled from the.
03:22:52
Didn't fly down in the roof.
03:22:55
Are you in the TSA about it?
03:22:58
Is that explain to tell the story hits a truck like that clears up where
03:23:03
he's been.
03:23:05
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
03:23:09
Well, tell me, where in the world is the dangerous Dr.
03:23:13
Drew? Yo, general,
03:23:16
I, I still say it's California.
03:23:23
I'm just too good.
03:23:24
I can't play, I am disqualified.
03:23:27
Nope.
03:23:32
Okay.
03:23:33
They're not good enough.
03:23:36
Back to Texas.
03:23:40
No, no, no.
03:23:45
Back to Reno.
03:23:53
That doesn't seem like a very long flight.
03:23:56
No layover. Could.
03:23:58
Could the weather been so bad that they were so close?
03:24:00
Like, you know what? We can't.
03:24:01
We can't risk the extra half hour.
03:24:02
We're going to get out of here.
03:24:04
Yeah, yeah, I'm.
03:24:06
I'm tracking all the.
03:24:09
Okay, just to let you know where I'm going with this.
03:24:11
And I already know the answer, but, Yes.
03:24:18
This is everyone just right now coming just to know.
03:24:22
Look, this is the world.
03:24:23
All the planes in the world right now that are in the air.
03:24:29
Yeah, obviously, it's a little bit on, YouTube.
03:24:34
Do we want to tax the plane?
03:24:37
There might be some al-Qaida with the freaking RPG out in the desert.
03:24:41
It's going to get him.
03:24:43
No. Is that line who?
03:24:50
All we have to do is they've been dealt that.
03:24:53
So we'll see.
03:24:56
Let's say is give 15 a.m..
03:25:02
Or 22 days.
03:25:08
Oh, sorry.
03:25:09
We have no matches.
03:25:10
Wait long enough was an all female flight crew.
03:25:13
They did some women. So it's not.
03:25:14
No, no, no.
03:25:15
Oh, you off the flight?
03:25:18
What the fuck is that one called
03:25:20
unmanned Delta flight.
03:25:23
Yeah. What?
03:25:24
What is.
03:25:27
But it's not Delta.
03:25:28
It's a different fucking number.
03:25:35
Endeavor.
03:25:35
That's it. Okay, we're getting closer.
03:25:37
No way would he fly.
03:25:37
And Deborah, though, I would be like, it's a what? Nope. By the way.
03:25:44
And,
03:25:48
Nope. None of those.
03:25:49
All right, back to Delta.
03:25:56
Five Delta flight.
03:25:57
Stennis guy.
03:25:58
Where?
03:26:03
Really?
03:26:03
Why are we watching this? There's.
03:26:06
Yeah. What?
03:26:08
Wait, who's other drawer?
03:26:09
There's another drawer.
03:26:11
There's another drawer.
03:26:15
Let's ask him.
03:26:22
Oh. Oh, there we are.
03:26:29
What is the play?
03:26:35
Hey, guys.
03:26:37
Oh, hey.
03:26:38
Hey, here's the key.
03:26:42
It's Brady, and that's so loud.
03:26:45
That is what
03:26:47
it means for a show.
03:26:50
Well, I desperately search for background noise.
03:26:53
Show.
03:26:56
I know.
03:26:59
I don't know, okay,
03:27:01
what's your point here, Gary?
03:27:06
I don't know nothing about it, man.
03:27:14
Are you still playing the game?
03:27:15
You guys could play without me instead of just watching me.
03:27:17
Are you perplexed?
03:27:21
I know what the flight of.
03:27:22
Yeah. To where it was so laggy I couldn't type in it.
03:27:26
I don't know nothing about it, man.
03:27:32
Sure.
03:27:32
I guess that, Yeah, I'm going.
03:27:36
Chad should guess to, I don't know what to say.
03:27:39
What?
03:27:42
Phoenix, Arizona.
03:27:53
That's not right.
03:27:59
It's weird, because everything I'm coming up with
03:28:01
says there are no Delta flights out of Salt Lake City.
03:28:06
So that can't be right,
03:28:07
because there has to be some.
03:28:10
Running.
03:28:26
You guys going to talk about anything or do anything else?
03:28:29
No, he can't, because if he turns on his speaker, is.
03:28:33
Yes. Not speaker, but Mike, it's the pressurized cabin.
03:28:37
I didn't think the sound would be the problem.
03:28:39
The background noise be a problem?
03:28:41
I thought the signal, the problem.
03:28:43
But he's really not.
03:28:43
Why?
03:28:45
It's one of the first things that comes to mind when people think of Reno.
03:28:49
Is the famous Reno Arch located in the heart of.
03:28:53
Do you think you said Reno? So you were right.
03:28:56
The game was over. Built in 1929.
03:28:58
Okay, good, and has been revised several times since.
03:29:02
The best time to see the arch is at night in all of its lit up glory
03:29:08
strata to check out.
03:29:10
Do you freak out the club because they dare to say hello in you?
03:29:15
Rage quit when the answers got to go.
03:29:20
Where in the world is the
03:29:24
drew yo general?
03:29:28
Well, I just wanted to say that reality, you know.
03:29:30
Oh my God, dude. Oh, we've got idiot.
03:29:34
And for 115 it's.
03:29:37
Oh, it's ten, it's ten.
03:29:40
Anyways, rank.
03:29:43
Yeah.
03:29:44
As soon as I typed in that, it came right up I gate.
03:29:48
I know the gate you're arriving at now
03:29:51
I'm gonna have people eating,
03:29:54
fantasy has its place in the world,
03:29:57
but it is not part of reality.
03:30:00
And, and I really,
03:30:05
you're cutting out.
03:30:06
You got to say it again.
03:30:07
You're.
03:30:13
Which is happened?
03:30:16
Your flight's like an hour and a half, right?
03:30:18
That seems long for it's Reno and
03:30:22
Salt Lake City seems super close.
03:30:24
An hour and a half seems to.
03:30:35
Damn.
03:30:36
Yeah. We. I can't hear you over this.
03:30:38
The wind noise.
03:30:42
Did we play everything?
03:30:43
We did this golf thing.
03:30:44
Oh, I do have the, old commercials to Gary.
03:30:48
As above. So below.
03:30:49
He's frozen.
03:31:00
Yeah, he's totally out.
03:31:04
I love the Eminem video.
03:31:06
Look, though. That's pretty, pretty cool.
03:31:10
I had that cued up, and now I lost it.
03:31:13
What's the topic next week?
03:31:17
I'm not covering my cock in the locker room.
03:31:19
I'm not covering my cock in a locker room.
03:31:23
Dude, that's like an Eminem lyric.
03:31:26
Kevin McConnell in the locker room.
03:31:30
Who comes in the locker room?
03:31:32
Is it? I didn't know it was big. I thought, they're all connected.
03:31:35
I'm not the kind of guy who comes back.
03:31:37
I'm just like, room.
03:31:41
For my Christmas opponent, the bonus the bonus
03:31:44
I make bonus opponents opponent some my bonuses and only some bonus alone.
03:31:48
This is making fun of your Eminem you have going on right now.
03:31:51
I'm getting a bonus on the bonus. The Jonas, the pom poms.
03:31:53
They want the money.
03:31:54
The head on the head right over you in my video.
03:31:58
What I mean when I say I don't show emotions and don't cry.
03:32:04
Nice.
03:32:05
Now it's creepy as fuck.
03:32:07
I'm playing in a handshake with Danica Patrick.
03:32:10
I'm Santa, and they say
03:32:12
Nick is fantastic.
03:32:23
Devices and Fox Designs is on Fox.
03:32:26
Well, I'm listening to the half.
03:32:30
A whole bunch of boxes.
03:32:35
All right.
03:32:37
I don't want to talk to myself in the thing in the,
03:32:43
I just want to know what the topic is next week,
03:32:45
because we got to do it again all over.
03:32:52
I got to stop him talking.
03:32:53
Where the fuck is that video?
03:32:55
I don't think we have anything to talk about.
03:32:56
What's the topic?
03:32:58
What is the topic?
03:33:00
I'm going to spin?
03:33:06
I like the wheel.
03:33:09
I don't
03:33:10
I don't know anything, I don't, I don't know.
03:33:13
That's what Gary said.
03:33:18
He's going to be wrestling.
03:33:23
Best burger topped
03:33:24
best burger topping combo.
03:33:27
Absolutely.
03:33:28
Onions and pickles.
03:33:29
If you only can pick two
03:33:32
and cheese is already included.
03:33:34
A cheese is not a topping, it's cheese.
03:33:36
So I'm going to rephrase that.
03:33:37
The best cheeseburger topping combo, please in the comments.
03:33:41
If you're still here, comment. What is your favorite burger?
03:33:46
Fried egg.
03:33:47
That's a little bit.
03:33:48
First of all, it's a combo, which means it has to be more than one
03:33:53
topping combo.
03:33:54
So what?
03:33:54
You know, to at least two toppings, preferably two toppings.
03:33:58
Combo combination.
03:34:01
You say two fried eggs, right?
03:34:02
I, I yeah, I didn't even dude, I didn't even read it.
03:34:05
And I knew you were going to say that.
03:34:07
So I guess that works, because if I had to pick
03:34:10
two sides, I would pick like fucking two loaded potatoes.
03:34:13
I wouldn't pick broccoli. You know,
03:34:16
if the other the same price, it's only a buck upcharge for the loaded.
03:34:19
Yeah. Give me two of the best topping.
03:34:20
Oh. Are you sure you don't want fucking coleslaw?
03:34:23
No, I'm pretty sure I don't want coleslaw.
03:34:27
I don't put fried eggs on a burger, though I don't especially.
03:34:29
There's no.
03:34:30
It's hard to find eggs nowadays.
03:34:34
Gary, we all know you're watching the show.
03:34:36
What's the, And you cut out, in case you're still talking,
03:34:38
you're not on the show.
03:34:39
So if you're watching the show, if you're not watching the show,
03:34:41
that means you think you're still on the show.
03:34:44
We want to know what next week's topic is.
03:34:46
It's kind of the last thing you should do before you cut out.
03:34:48
And if you did tell us you were frozen, coming from
03:34:52
what?
03:34:53
I could rant about wrestling, but I set my piece up.
03:34:58
Thanks, Brady.
03:34:59
People who don't knock before entering.
03:35:04
I don't know what that means.
03:35:07
You mean just
03:35:08
walking in if you have a key or just right.
03:35:14
I don't like to pop in.
03:35:19
Front of.
03:35:33
I think I put a couple of these in there for Gary.
03:35:35
A 5200 year old Iraqi clay
03:35:38
map found in 1920s shows rivers and mountains.
03:35:41
The oldest known card of cargo cartography.
03:35:45
Is that a map?
03:35:47
The oldest known map from 50, 200 years ago.
03:35:51
I don't think that's really a rant.
03:35:52
It just kind of is more of a statement.
03:35:55
I don't know how to rant about that.
03:35:58
The last thing that we didn't cover were these old, completely inappropriate.
03:36:02
We were doing some of these commercials, and I happened to stumble upon
03:36:05
a collage of every one of them, and I thought we could play it on Rumble.
03:36:09
Oops. I just removed it.
03:36:11
Being retired, it means leading a full life.
03:36:13
The ones we already watch skip through, just like the neighbors.
03:36:18
Some of these are just completely inappropriate
03:36:19
and some of them did not age well.
03:36:22
I assume everyone has down syndrome.
03:36:25
We are retarded.
03:36:27
I'd like to tell you about some of the benefits,
03:36:30
just about the dangers of doing drugs.
03:36:31
I'd like to tell you about some of the benefits here.
03:36:34
Just imagine yourself unconscious, making a visit to a hospital, emergency
03:36:38
room, weeks and rehabilitation centers, nights in overcrowded prisons,
03:36:42
spending more money than you can afford, ruining your health, hurting
03:36:46
your parents, losing your loved ones, and most of all, destroying yourself.
03:36:50
I remember what I say about doing drugs.
03:36:53
I think you can say no.
03:36:56
I was overweight and looked terrible.
03:36:58
But pledge rants live this week we will be doing drugs.
03:37:02
You heard me right.
03:37:03
Drugs.
03:37:08
Aids help me lose 46 pounds.
03:37:11
Oh, that is fantastic.
03:37:13
8 pounds.
03:37:14
Aids helps control your appetite so you lose weight, yet Aids let you taste
03:37:19
and enjoy and the appetite he doesn't need is a stimulant.
03:37:23
And help me to lose 18 pounds.
03:37:25
And it doesn't contain anything to make me nervous.
03:37:28
Question why take diet pills when you can enjoy Aids?
03:37:31
Aids help you lose weight without making you jittery?
03:37:35
Hello fagot lovers everywhere we saw the have a message
03:37:39
you could see birds I fagots will appeal to your whole family.
03:37:43
They may gift of great gifts and every container on the spice
03:37:46
because kids don't like them too spicy.
03:37:48
You don't want spicy fagots.
03:37:50
Is that a Mexican fag?
03:37:51
Is that people who don't like Fagots could enjoy these.
03:37:56
They live in hope.
03:38:00
They look like that could be right.
03:38:02
Testicles.
03:38:04
See? You know the commercial is eating on camera.
03:38:06
Wow. Some guys are sure in a hurry to get to the airport. Yes.
03:38:09
He doesn't know about his new.
03:38:10
It's the reverse hurts.
03:38:12
You don't have to rush to return your car.
03:38:14
Because now Hertz gives you your receipt right at your car.
03:38:17
So you have everything you need to do your expenses.
03:38:21
I'll have you receipt right away.
03:38:23
It's too bad he didn't know about her.
03:38:25
It's just instant return, you know it hurts.
03:38:28
You can read it for just 39, 90 a day or a long time.
03:38:32
You're just 44, 90.
03:38:35
Smiled a cocky smile.
03:38:37
For me, doggy toothpaste gives you a cool, fresh tingling take
03:38:42
on a smile for me,
03:38:46
topped with fluoride protects your teeth for clean, righteous smiles.
03:38:50
I got you to so friends with people hurt in heaven or hell
03:38:55
or maybe in hell by the doggy smile.
03:38:59
I think she's probably in hell
03:39:01
for donkey toothpaste, you know, get to a position.
03:39:05
Recently
03:39:06
I have told you five times to go to college.
03:39:09
Yes, please.
03:39:11
Come on, come on,
03:39:13
meet me here.
03:39:17
Is this what you had in mind when you asked me to marry?
03:39:19
You know, remember when you first time on something like this.
03:39:24
And I keep it that way
03:39:27
from the Mormons, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints.
03:39:30
Oh, you're still in Utah, right?
03:39:34
So that was kind of interesting to be close.
03:39:37
You're above Utah.
03:39:40
This is crack rock cocaine.
03:39:44
Thanks, grandma. Or cool.
03:39:47
What kids stuff.
03:39:49
It's the most addictive kind of cocaine.
03:39:51
And it can kill you.
03:39:53
What's really bad is nobody knows how much it takes.
03:39:57
So every time you use it, I wouldn't be of Utah.
03:40:01
It isn't worth it.
03:40:03
Look, unless you're playing is trying to be cool.
03:40:06
You guys doing it with crack isn't just wrong.
03:40:10
It could be dead wrong.
03:40:12
So I know he was caught
03:40:14
in an adult theater, but was he on crack to.
03:40:19
I don't recall that.
03:40:23
So they shouldn't use that.
03:40:24
Well, they're 301.
03:40:28
We have ignition and liftoff.
03:40:30
You are the winner.
03:40:32
The teacher who will be going into space, Christa McAuliffe, shared
03:40:36
the excitement as New England zone Christa McAuliffe gets ready to come true.
03:40:41
The shit I didn't.
03:40:42
So I only watched the first four of these.
03:40:43
I did not see anyone, anybody on this.
03:40:48
Christa McAuliffe is the
03:40:49
one that exploded right?
03:40:56
The space lessons are very simple.
03:40:59
We came up with the field trip and space Teacher
03:41:02
in Space, a one hour special Monday night at eight on WBZ TV four.
03:41:06
Oh, it was on a kids show.
03:41:07
I don't think they ended up.
03:41:11
The station New England
03:41:12
turns to am I wrong was not the one introducing the advanced girl.
03:41:16
Sally Ride and Christa McAuliffe were the two famous female shuttle,
03:41:21
but I don't remember which one
03:41:24
are with the backward name.
03:41:26
You should.
03:41:28
Oh, oh, here's I you know what?
03:41:30
That's weird, because I actually remember this commercial.
03:41:33
It was just perfectly fine to egg
03:41:35
roll back in the 80s, introducing the advanced girl instead of a
03:41:39
instead of a cheesy, really, really bad campy podcast.
03:41:43
This was actually like on, you know, channel 408 15 after football
03:41:49
started, this is what we would see with the backward Nate.
03:41:52
He from
03:41:54
East he.
03:41:59
Oh oh through.
03:42:03
Who why do you signal 81in.
03:42:07
It gets incredible mileage and goes for a little over $5,900.
03:42:10
When you make a car, that's good.
03:42:12
It doesn't matter what you call.
03:42:14
That's okay, kid, I can't say chivalry.
03:42:19
Let joy come full theater.
03:42:21
Oh, no.
03:42:22
Little boy for dinner.
03:42:23
Yes. America's favorite brand of Oreos.
03:42:25
The food you mind to egg roll?
03:42:28
Oh, yes. Haha.
03:42:30
Good.
03:42:31
Intruders while I'm eating,
03:42:35
let your.
03:42:37
By the way, I invited the neighbors to dinner.
03:42:41
Then cook more. Lacroix.
03:42:43
I think they've worked up an appetite.
03:42:45
Lacroix because they break before I read that.
03:42:48
Is that food? Just make it up.
03:42:50
It was supposed to go to space to the same room.
03:42:52
They chose a teacher, and then she.
03:42:54
Music lovers.
03:42:55
So you come back since Gary the six chicken attack.
03:42:59
Isn't it nice to know you can always come back to the great taste of the puns?
03:43:04
Lentil soup not off.
03:43:07
Don't.
03:43:08
This one gets the taste for.
03:43:17
You get that
03:43:19
hot, hot.
03:43:21
You drink it all. You got the pot.
03:43:24
You could eat your whole.
03:43:32
Body from the better I don't, I'm not.
03:43:37
Good.
03:43:38
I got to see.
03:43:39
Ready for do the kid.
03:43:42
You don't do the kid.
03:43:45
Oh, yeah.
03:43:45
Let's do the kid I.
03:43:47
But we can do the kid.
03:43:48
Got your sunrise. Yeah, we can do.
03:43:50
We caught a prize.
03:43:52
You make me Johnson.
03:43:54
You want to show some white you, your friends and your Johnson
03:44:00
reach the tables, water trails, you you kids in your Johnson.
03:44:05
Saturday nights, distant lights.
03:44:08
And you, girl in your Johnson.
03:44:10
That one I like.
03:44:11
Actually, that's the only one I approve of.
03:44:13
You and your Johnson a way of life for over 50 years.
03:44:17
Sadly, that's just usually just me and my Johnson.
03:44:21
Reach out.
03:44:22
Reach out and touch someone.
03:44:24
Reach out, pull up and wait.
03:44:27
So this this isn't even inappropriate to me because this is a part of my life.
03:44:31
I've heard this jingle for AT&T my whole life, but now I get it.
03:44:34
I get what they're saying.
03:44:35
Like it's not appropriate to reach out and touch someone, but that just meant
03:44:39
call, call your neighbor, call somebody.
03:44:42
Just say hi and reach out.
03:44:45
Reach out and touch on, this is fine.
03:44:49
You're never too fine.
03:44:51
They're waiting for y'all.
03:44:53
Thank you.
03:44:53
Try the whole family also get three different
03:44:56
oriental sauces satay, black bean, and Shanghai Sweet.
03:45:00
So every pack.
03:45:03
And as Confucius says, it's
03:45:05
always a good time for the great taste of McDonald's.
03:45:08
I mean.
03:45:12
What else?
03:45:13
Mom, do I like? Mushroom?
03:45:15
That's really nice.
03:45:17
Y'all have a fucking scam,
03:45:21
I love it.
03:45:23
Know it's good.
03:45:24
It's really look okay to pick out.
03:45:26
So good, so good. Bag.
03:45:29
It's five seconds.
03:45:30
Mom, this one looks like Uncle Roy.
03:45:33
It looks like Uncle Roy.
03:45:35
Uncle, a fagot. A great meal all round.
03:45:38
I was a kid.
03:45:39
I love to wear bandages just to get attention.
03:45:43
But now I use Band-Aid brand clear from Johnson and Johnson.
03:45:46
It's the bandage with the see through strip
03:45:48
so people hardly notice I'm wearing a bandage at all.
03:45:51
Which is nice, because now she one of those cutters.
03:45:56
Now that I'm grown up, I want people to notice me, not my bandage.
03:46:01
Only Johnson and Johnson makes Band-Aid brand clear.
03:46:03
Clearly the best looking bandage ever.
03:46:05
This is the people you trust. How you lose.
03:46:07
By the way, Johnson and Johnson coupons in Sunday's paper.
03:46:10
Wait. What?
03:46:11
It says help retarded children
03:46:13
go grow by redeeming these Johnson and Johnson coupons.
03:46:17
Okay, I want to say that again.
03:46:19
This advertisement says help retarded
03:46:21
children grow by redeeming these Johnson and Johnson coupons.
03:46:25
Do your part. This is so.
03:46:27
So if you don't buy Johnson and Johnson, you're hurting the retarded children.
03:46:32
Warning signs of satanic behavior may be apparent,
03:46:35
such as a sudden, bitterly antagonistic attitude towards family and religion.
03:46:41
Yeah, but it's a band aid
03:46:43
to heavy metal rock music, almost to the point of addiction.
03:46:46
But let's see the cut.
03:46:49
I like the skin ones at home.
03:46:51
When one or more of these warning signs are evident, I don't want to lie.
03:46:53
You should look for a ritual item.
03:46:56
I was probably in my early teens when this commercial actually came out
03:46:59
and it was ridiculous.
03:47:01
It's not funny.
03:47:03
As a
03:47:04
final commercial final bit for tonight's show.
03:47:10
We will always remember this great triathalon
03:47:13
as a past Olympic champion.
03:47:15
I keep myself on top physical condition
03:47:19
and as a professional racecar driver, I keep my car in top condition to.
03:47:23
That's why I support smog check.
03:47:26
California's vehicle inspection program.
03:47:29
By the year 1987, it's estimated that smog check
03:47:33
will help reduce the amount of auto pollution in the air by as much
03:47:36
as 25%.
03:47:40
Oops.
03:47:41
Bullshit. Shit.
03:47:44
Why did I hit that? Hold on.
03:47:46
I gotta put it back.
03:47:46
Doesn't matter.
03:47:50
Okay, let's start
03:47:51
right where we left off and help us all breathe a lot easier.
03:47:54
And on your car is producing is going to purchase.
03:47:56
Probably getting better gas mileage and performing better the fuck up.
03:48:01
Asshole.
03:48:02
Yeah, dude, if you like the kid's hair.
03:48:04
I mean, seriously, look at that head of hair.
03:48:07
He didn't have to become a woman to be fabulous.
03:48:12
Every smog check inspection is only $20.
03:48:15
Some some rumors that I have a mullet.
03:48:18
It's not a mullet.
03:48:19
I promise the equipment has not been tampered with.
03:48:21
I do not have it will not be required to spend more than you had $1 million
03:48:24
on repairs.
03:48:25
I don't want to call this toll free number.
03:48:27
For more information about mullet.
03:48:29
Be good to yourself.
03:48:31
No, no.
03:48:32
And you can't save nothing.
03:48:34
That's your theme.
03:48:36
That's what frustrates us.
03:48:37
We give people the content they're looking for,
03:48:42
and right now the people need to see the kids
03:48:45
hair.
03:48:51
All right then,
03:48:53
we don't have a topic.
03:48:54
He did not call in.
03:48:56
He must be.
03:48:57
He must have no connection. Did you want to pick the topic?
03:48:59
How about you pick the next hundred dollars? Oh, shit.
03:49:02
Bullshit.
03:49:04
How about the commenters?
03:49:05
The next comment that comes up that is a single word topic will.
03:49:08
I will make the title screen and it will be the topic for 101.
03:49:15
And then as soon as we get that, if we get one.
03:49:18
All right. So so be it.
03:49:20
Well, it's about the meat product fagot.
03:49:24
As above, so below.
03:49:34
Get the brick stick.
03:49:35
Fight for your mind. Make lit. Stand still. Speak divine.
03:49:37
Cuneiform proof. Scratch deep in dirt.
03:49:39
Nothing real. Till you feel the hurt.
03:49:41
Stop piling up. Lies in the street.
03:49:42
Walls of fire. Ain't nothing weak. Magic fades. Velvet.
03:49:45
No the sky, the time cracks. It ain't no surprise the can't pull.
03:49:48
But I'm on grind. Change. Don't care if you cry or hide.
03:49:51
Information floods loud talk okay, carry with joy.
03:49:54
Superstition hides behind like Kryptonite
03:49:56
Brian don't need to try the controversy sells Rick game drugs twist head shift.
03:50:00
The plan doesn't make sense.
03:50:02
Yeah. Oh, swallow truth.
03:50:03
No more guest aliens. Not distractions.
03:50:05
Shall make it lock us down, you know.
03:50:07
Okay. Gary Steen problem.
03:50:09
Spot cheats. Big dreams.
03:50:10
Creeps hide where they don't speak.
03:50:12
Kids, what's a joke when he watches bleep speak don't care.
03:50:14
Call dead boy repair scraps.
03:50:16
Hope paranoid occults a front for fake fox.
03:50:19
Play the Saint Mike little machinations never mistake Mac will flip
03:50:26
the triple tertiary talk
03:50:28
hide real fight resonance fades lose like quality makes you question it all.
03:50:31
Superfluous glitter ready to fall.
03:50:33
Bobber spins forgotten right?
03:50:35
Crusty again.
03:50:35
Fools passing time. Hats tilt low stories.
03:50:38
Fake dirt speaks truth. Lies we make hands down.
03:50:40
Seek spill from the glitching matrix.
03:50:43
Grip shenanigans breed like rats in maze choices.
03:50:45
Blindfolded. Future sways. Fools.
03:50:47
Average shit.
03:50:47
Don't understand clips.
03:50:49
When giants fall, nothing holds them up.
03:50:51
Paradox flips out of luck.
03:50:53
Chance rate from start.
03:50:54
Phenomenon to drown.
03:50:55
Tear apart waves. Crash loud.
03:50:57
Never win. Signals flicker. Trapped in the skin.
03:50:59
Metaphysics lies in thoughts.
03:51:01
Corners. Parsimony. Slap.
03:51:02
Going me going that colors blend. Lies.
03:51:05
You've had conspiracies fake feel to real substance 76.
03:51:08
No one heals opposites.
03:51:10
Shout. Stuck in game agency.
03:51:11
Lost love to blame. Senescence drips from dead.
03:51:14
Hearts of mass. Gone.
03:51:15
Let logic gone. Left with empty space.
03:51:18
Ambiguity creeps on.
03:51:19
Play. Piecing gets lost. Facts don't match.
03:51:21
Tessellation cracks, hands cold.
03:51:22
Less masturbation. Hands looped too tight.
03:51:24
Read doesn't stop. Lose fight 69.
03:51:26
Left your pride
03:51:27
set fusions cold ask why strings snap pulled two heart virgins left.
03:51:31
Miss guard lose joke.
03:51:33
Pitch high liminality whispers don't ask why.
03:51:36
Symbiosis feeds off doubt. Rule. Speak truth.
03:51:38
Shut them out.
03:51:39
Osmosis sinks. Don't look close.
03:51:40
The numbers lie. Need you most.
03:51:42
Life's crying.
03:51:43
Don't care to play metal screens. Throw away.
03:51:45
Set, break from pieces don't fit a city.
03:51:47
Walls full of shit. Saturnalia spins. Mass won't crack.
03:51:50
They looks back.
03:51:51
Never stays track. It's under his punch.
03:51:53
Telling the children he laughs at fools.
03:51:55
Guess cry or die don't win.
03:51:57
Zombies roam world where in go hard to get run fast kinds of like world don't last.
03:52:02
Apathy stares what fire burns. Amens just word.
03:52:04
No one learns rubbish piles.
03:52:06
World full boxing but can't taste full.
03:52:08
Stupid loud scared. Inside.
03:52:10
Freedom might speak love right.
03:52:18
Timidity hides where truth exploits
03:52:21
100 exclamation points.