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00:00:02 Yeah.
00:00:03 The following is for entertainment purposes only.
00:00:05 Seriously?
00:00:06 It's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
00:00:08 These guys are not experts, doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly
00:00:12 well adjusted. Everything you hear is opinion,
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00:00:16 Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
00:00:20 and kind of hilarious.
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00:00:23 cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
00:00:26 to start a cult.
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00:00:29 if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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00:00:40 Flash Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
00:00:56 Is. The
00:01:37 time is now 10:02 p.m..
00:01:40 Do you know when you have something special?
00:01:43 I sure hope so.
00:01:44 Hi, I'm Gerry and welcome to Flange Rants Live.
00:01:49 I mean, Shane Fong here for our flange
00:01:54 Lance Rive Orient. Are.
00:01:57 Oh, I read that rock.
00:01:59 It's not Oriental, it's orientation.
00:02:01 Okay.
00:02:03 Orientation just means your
00:02:06 position, and perspective to something else, like,
00:02:12 Well, without perspective, everything's pretty arbitrary.
00:02:16 So, today is 101,
00:02:19 which colleges use to,
00:02:22 have entry level classes?
00:02:26 Introductions?
00:02:27 There's a lot of synonyms here.
00:02:29 And words and phrases that mean what we mean by orientation.
00:02:34 It's, fundamental. Basic, simple.
00:02:38 In, in work and school.
00:02:43 It's to show you the ropes.
00:02:44 The NFL draft just occurred, and a lot of new NFL
00:02:49 players are going to have their, team orientation.
00:02:52 I just started a new job, and I.
00:02:59 Generally have an orientation, but someone, you know, trained me
00:03:02 and showed me the ropes, and that's that's your basic orientation.
00:03:06 There's also sexual orientation.
00:03:09 And I can speak on this as a,
00:03:13 sexual deviant and a pervert myself.
00:03:16 I, I feel like I can speak on this
00:03:21 openly.
00:03:22 I saw, an Arabic comedian say,
00:03:26 you know, the slur for us is saying the N-word.
00:03:30 I'm not even allowed to say, well, the only slur for my own race,
00:03:33 my ethnic slur.
00:03:35 And I thought that was funny, but today I.
00:03:39 I have, an orientation for you.
00:03:45 Giant reveal the biggest addition to the show
00:03:50 since draw.
00:03:52 The guy with the hat himself.
00:03:55 And that is the board behind me, which will always be behind me on every show.
00:04:00 I think I'm going to replace the,
00:04:03 the Christmas tree
00:04:04 over here since it's almost may,
00:04:08 but this board and it's
00:04:11 a lot of personal stuff, but,
00:04:16 okay, so
00:04:19 I never go to my school class reunions.
00:04:24 I, but I would like to think, like,
00:04:28 I recognize when some something's
00:04:31 cool is going on, and, let's see, I've been on,
00:04:35 four Caribbean cruises and an Alaskan cruise
00:04:38 or one time, one Caribbean cruise.
00:04:42 I hit with this group,
00:04:43 and we were all from different areas, and we clicked so well.
00:04:48 That group, I want to get back together
00:04:50 and have another cruise together with them.
00:04:53 The people that I just met on a cruise,
00:04:55 back when you were in school, like when you were a kid
00:04:59 and you had summer camp and you made a new best friend, it's
00:05:04 like you had a friend for life and you said, you're going to be pen pals.
00:05:06 And maybe you wrote for a few months.
00:05:08 Some people continued that on for a lifetime,
00:05:12 but generally you just let it go
00:05:15 and it and they just fall by the wayside.
00:05:18 These friends that you thought you'd have for life just fade away.
00:05:23 Well,
00:05:25 I, two years ago, I was just a delivery driver, a career long.
00:05:29 And that's what I did.
00:05:31 In the last week, I've changed jobs.
00:05:34 As a matter of fact, I've worked six of the last seven days,
00:05:38 and, that is a really tough transition.
00:05:41 I went from manufacturing parts for the automotive industry
00:05:46 to what I do now, which is manufacturing parts for the automotive industry.
00:05:52 But my last job,
00:05:55 the girls in shipping and receiving,
00:06:01 they made this board behind me,
00:06:03 and I couldn't I couldn't be more proud or excited
00:06:07 to show you and
00:06:10 I've got a list of what?
00:06:13 All of these. Me.
00:06:14 Now, some of them are people I'm not.
00:06:16 I'm going to leave the names out, but let's go through this.
00:06:20 You're not going to believe. Show 101.
00:06:23 There are 101 pictures on this collage.
00:06:27 So let's get started. This is,
00:06:32 we have technology.
00:06:34 The first five right here.
00:06:38 And so caption
00:06:41 one that's, mystery person one is pooping on the floor.
00:06:45 Not kidding.
00:06:46 Ladies bathroom floor always had poop on it.
00:06:50 The, the princess there, that was one of the drivers.
00:06:53 He actually pooped in a garbage can in his truck.
00:06:57 The pizza. We love food.
00:06:59 SMK is a great way to kill time.
00:07:03 The next two fladge and the the green
00:07:09 Gerber. Well, that's that's Gerber.
00:07:11 That's that's me.
00:07:13 Your own little Gerber.
00:07:15 So that was pretty obvious.
00:07:17 Right next to the pizza.
00:07:19 We we still love food.
00:07:22 The, unicorn right next to it.
00:07:25 That's a girl from the office that we love.
00:07:28 When?
00:07:31 This one,
00:07:34 would you rather.
00:07:35 Great. Another.
00:07:36 Another great way to kill time.
00:07:40 Let's see.
00:07:41 And then we got. Oh.
00:07:46 I didn't choose the life.
00:07:48 The tag life chose me.
00:07:49 I should probably read that one off.
00:07:51 Nothing made Wednesday blues go away like chicken nugget day.
00:07:57 Oh, once a month.
00:08:02 This guy
00:08:03 falls for one of our former coworkers.
00:08:06 The poor dinosaurs.
00:08:09 All right, moving right along.
00:08:12 So this. We've got a lot to get to.
00:08:13 Well, numbers to go 17.
00:08:18 How much of the to Freddie, the ghost in the building
00:08:21 who likes to confuse us with random animal sounds?
00:08:24 18 is the definition of the workplace.
00:08:31 That is really.
00:08:33 Why are we watching this?
00:08:37 One of our coworkers.
00:08:39 Okay. I'm sorry. I didn't not mean that.
00:08:41 Seriously, though, because I must have missed. Why?
00:08:43 Why is the. What's the point of this?
00:08:45 Not not shitting on it, just not yet shitting on it.
00:08:47 What's the point of this?
00:08:49 This is the
00:08:50 greatest single addition to flat dragons.
00:08:54 Live that I could possibly imagine.
00:08:58 This is
00:09:00 artwork produced by dear friends.
00:09:03 You know how you you meet people and they don't get you.
00:09:08 And. And I face this a lot because I've got this dark sense of humor
00:09:13 and, dry delivery and
00:09:18 these girls, I could say anything to them.
00:09:22 I have trouble shanking them.
00:09:24 I did, I did come up with the masturbation joke.
00:09:27 Just to to get a some reaction.
00:09:30 I went to the her birthday party Saturday.
00:09:35 I opened with a cocaine joke.
00:09:38 It took copious amounts of felonious narcotics
00:09:42 to get at the slightest rise out of them.
00:09:45 They are my kind of people.
00:09:48 And they created this board
00:09:50 to riff on the place we love to rip on the most. So
00:09:56 moving right along,
00:10:01 where is he?
00:10:04 Oh. Would you like an apple pie with that?
00:10:10 That was another coworker of ours.
00:10:12 But, hey, Sasquatch is the main feature on the show to begin with.
00:10:17 And snake, what number snake is they
00:10:22 that 20?
00:10:24 I can't say that.
00:10:28 Okay, so, after the snake is,
00:10:34 This is
00:10:36 a, a ring pop,
00:10:40 butt plug.
00:10:44 It's it's part of,
00:10:47 oh oh, oh, trailer park boys.
00:10:50 That right there.
00:10:51 This is part of the series,
00:10:55 and we're going to call the Dan series,
00:10:57 because that's not his name.
00:11:01 Let's see.
00:11:04 That the, there's a mean one.
00:11:10 Did it did, 23 is,
00:11:14 Tik Tok audio pronunciation of strawberry.
00:11:17 This resembles our energy level throughout the day.
00:11:20 Splurge
00:11:24 fired me.
00:11:26 The strawberry
00:11:28 is that, the.
00:11:30 Oh, yeah. Oh, I already said that.
00:11:33 Suicide jokes run strong.
00:11:40 This one is
00:11:42 all the beautiful dogs that came to see us.
00:11:45 They were fun.
00:11:47 As you might remember this,
00:11:49 I included this in, in one of our shows.
00:11:52 Those are, the oceanic flatworms penis fencing.
00:11:58 Okay.
00:11:58 And right back to the other side where we've got.
00:12:04 This one here.
00:12:12 So, yeah, that's a coworker.
00:12:15 That's me.
00:12:16 Yeah.
00:12:17 I'll just go through really quickly.
00:12:20 Chester cheetah,
00:12:22 you go.
00:12:24 Oh. Go with type pants.
00:12:28 That was one of the workers.
00:12:32 That was one of the delivery drivers.
00:12:35 That's the penis reference, pig.
00:12:38 Because we.
00:12:43 Were we have here 33.
00:12:47 Oh, can't say her name.
00:12:51 It's
00:12:54 like. Oh.
00:12:59 Wow. I didn't read this one.
00:13:00 This is the long one about big B coffee, but,
00:13:06 Yeah.
00:13:07 Holy cow.
00:13:08 So for the man, our substitute U.P.S.
00:13:10 driver, he's awesome. He's always.
00:13:12 Welcome to the treats we have.
00:13:13 I made the treats
00:13:16 so, the giant snowflake that was, damn as well.
00:13:22 Five out of ten.
00:13:25 That's one of our coworkers.
00:13:27 Actually, she, she quit before I got fired.
00:13:31 Oh, Baa baa baa baa.
00:13:34 That phenomena
00:13:38 and, teddy bears.
00:13:41 Rest in peace.
00:13:43 We'll just go up from there.
00:13:46 And this is a, you matter book.
00:13:49 Inspirational.
00:13:53 Angry duck.
00:13:59 That is an.
00:14:08 I can't see what I'm showing you.
00:14:11 So open her up.
00:14:13 So now we got this one.
00:14:17 Came with the jar.
00:14:20 To give.
00:14:21 That was a a part,
00:14:24 that we call the the rhino butthole.
00:14:27 And 68 is.
00:14:30 It's.
00:14:31 I want to read most of these verbatim because
00:14:34 little ones do a great job writing these up.
00:14:37 Part number, resembles,
00:14:39 Jim Carrey crawls out of that
00:14:43 and we get Buster.
00:14:47 Oh, that's the next page.
00:14:49 Take that here.
00:14:50 That was one of our coworkers that,
00:14:56 the nerve.
00:14:57 He would get so much,
00:15:00 carbon black on him,
00:15:02 but then he'd come back, and after a weekend, he'd come in Monday morning.
00:15:06 Now he's a white guy.
00:15:07 Actually, everybody is.
00:15:10 And she's the back of his neck would still be black.
00:15:14 It was peculiar.
00:15:16 Like he doesn't shower.
00:15:18 Neighbor cat super sweet and pays visit to us frequently.
00:15:23 He'll come into the building and just go about his own business.
00:15:25 Oh 69,
00:15:27 69 it was Buster.
00:15:31 This was
00:15:34 the first thing we left in charge of.
00:15:38 Receiving
00:15:39 when we all left within two months of each other.
00:15:42 Ghetto Bronner's will never be seen again.
00:15:48 The dance series
00:15:49 continues with this elephant
00:15:52 and also this elephant with the penis trunk.
00:15:57 And this is us getting on their last nerve.
00:16:02 We are inspiration for OSHA.
00:16:05 This is a different,
00:16:08 employee who craft herself, but,
00:16:11 that is a great, coworker.
00:16:15 This is the only one I drew.
00:16:17 This is, my boss through the parts, and I said, those look like hats.
00:16:20 So I drew the heads.
00:16:21 But I'm not as good of an artist.
00:16:24 And there's.
00:16:25 Oh, there's so much more. Oh.
00:16:26 I'm sorry, this was Nicole Hayner. Call.
00:16:32 So that was 49.
00:16:34 Gallery.
00:16:36 I missed this.
00:16:36 All girls, give me a call. Help me out here.
00:16:40 Peppermint Hippo strip club.
00:16:41 Currently, shipping department workers and previous workers desire to open.
00:16:44 One day. It would be the new bicycles, but.
00:16:48 But way better. There you go.
00:16:50 Rubber.
00:16:51 Like Pornhub.
00:16:54 There's or anything there.
00:16:57 I'm not going to say who that was.
00:16:59 Wicked.
00:17:00 Which is crushed under here.
00:17:05 The dance series continues here.
00:17:07 He would always, have,
00:17:09 ice cream mediated, inappropriate in front of women.
00:17:12 One girl had so many facial piercings, she looked like this fish.
00:17:17 And I want to read 62 to.
00:17:21 It was a joke made about elephant jizz.
00:17:23 And the the thought about them
00:17:26 elephants is so funny to not create one, but two stickers.
00:17:30 And that's the other one.
00:17:33 So. Oh, and Open the Box is the greatest.
00:17:38 That's the single greatest way to,
00:17:41 to keep us get a stack straight.
00:17:45 That's just picking out someone's list.
00:17:50 And, that's a funny abbreviation.
00:17:53 And, and that's just good advice,
00:17:57 but,
00:18:00 It's good enough for who?
00:18:01 It's for, and it's a general theme,
00:18:05 and I'll read, 57 and it is two birds getting stoned.
00:18:11 There's a quote for Trailer Park boys, but it really fits in that workplace.
00:18:14 So that is good for us.
00:18:19 So I also want to 101
00:18:26 different pictures for where I used to work.
00:18:30 And like I said,
00:18:34 I'm Gary.
00:18:35 So that poster won first first prize at the science fair or what it did.
00:18:41 This is a science fair. Look how big it is.
00:18:44 So it's going to go over here and, it's going to replace the Joker
00:18:49 and Kirk and, the Christmas tree, and it's going to be up there
00:18:54 forever.
00:18:56 So there,
00:18:58 like it or love it, that's where it goes.
00:19:01 This is your orientation to fly trans live.
00:19:06 Give us a call 586383.
00:19:08 If you have any comments on the board
00:19:10 orientation, anything about the show, if it's your first time on the show,
00:19:14 it's a good time to join in because this is a reintroduction to fly a train.
00:19:19 It's live 101. It's like a fresh start.
00:19:22 And,
00:19:24 the the the board is a great way to kick it off.
00:19:29 Brady, do we have my Rushmore?
00:19:32 Because it's not a show about our Mount Rushmore.
00:19:39 The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:19:43 It is just, oh, there's a four.
00:19:47 I like to, talk about philosophers.
00:19:50 Frederick Nietzsche and Immanuel Kant always come to mind.
00:19:54 I want to put, I mean, what did he say?
00:19:59 What?
00:20:02 It's hard not to put a Greek in there.
00:20:05 Style comes to mind.
00:20:06 And, Bertrand Russell's my wife, my final pick.
00:20:10 But if you've got a better
00:20:13 philosopher that you want in there, throw it in the comments.
00:20:16 Give us a call. Five, eight.
00:20:17 Six, three. Rain.
00:20:18 Three. Or, tell me right now.
00:20:21 But we do Mount Rushmore and,
00:20:26 it just,
00:20:29 just this week I saw on Facebook because I, I stalk people on Facebook.
00:20:35 I don't really have an account, but, I saw
00:20:38 brother said I've been doing Mount Rushmore before.
00:20:41 They were cool. I didn't know they became cool.
00:20:43 Did I start something like we were doing my work?
00:20:46 Mount Rushmore is, since this whole thing started 100 shows ago.
00:20:51 So, And that was just my Mount Rushmore of the philosophers.
00:20:57 But I love philosophy. It's cool.
00:21:00 Like, think about thinking.
00:21:01 It's kind of neat.
00:21:02 Kind of nifty, but, but we'll have a couple more.
00:21:07 More Mount Rushmore since the show goes on, but, roll of a clip.
00:21:12 Brady.
00:21:16 I battle in them.
00:21:17 And that was the first time a white guy ever called me,
00:21:20 said, I'll let my raisin.
00:21:22 I battle em and them.
00:21:23 And that was the first time a white guy ever called me and what is it?
00:21:27 I'll let my raisin split you the first time a white guy ever call me
00:21:33 said I'll let my raisin split you to.
00:21:35 They have to staple statue.
00:21:37 This guy took my facial tissue, turned the tour race
00:21:40 through his.
00:21:44 Are you kidding me?
00:21:45 Be mad.
00:21:48 Because I realized something about racism that day.
00:21:51 It only is non offensive.
00:21:53 What is? Joe?
00:21:55 What had you said that she did not mean though
00:21:57 it would have been a problem, right.
00:21:59 But you so call it courageous.
00:22:02 Yeah, they did it.
00:22:03 It got away with.
00:22:04 Yeah, but, Sure.
00:22:05 You know, you're the one that is sharp and clear on the war.
00:22:08 You unique, you know, only white guy.
00:22:10 They know the right to be a. Yeah.
00:22:17 I said that before, but that's okay, because
00:22:20 like I said, you're a hot black as the white girls just don't make.
00:22:24 Because black girls.
00:22:26 I don't know, white guys.
00:22:32 That was early.
00:22:35 Or maybe I was like, yeah, I went in trouble already.
00:22:37 So now that you're not showing the board, your internet is sharp and clear, but,
00:22:40 well, the whole time you were showing it, it was just fuzzy nonsense.
00:22:47 So let's start.
00:22:47 Let's go over.
00:22:50 Yeah.
00:22:51 Welcome to Flash Rants Live.
00:22:53 I am Shane from, Oriental.
00:22:57 Isn't that what orientation means to make.
00:23:00 Yeah.
00:23:01 I actually think the Orient just means all.
00:23:07 Oh. Thanks, girls.
00:23:10 They said I did an okay job.
00:23:12 I didn't get the, like she wrote this whole thing up, and it's it's incredible.
00:23:17 I had to skip the names, and, of course, I skipped the profanity.
00:23:21 I don't swear, but
00:23:23 it's it's so good.
00:23:25 We'll revisit this. I've got the palm to.
00:23:27 It's right there.
00:23:29 And, those girls are special to me and always will be.
00:23:34 And I don't care about the place that I met them, but
00:23:38 thank goodness for it, because
00:23:40 they're, they're they're they're good people.
00:23:44 And, there's only like, five people from that place.
00:23:47 There's like 30 or 40, maybe now, like 30 or 40 people that work there.
00:23:52 Five means something to me.
00:23:56 And,
00:23:58 and those those are two of them.
00:24:01 Well, but I feel like, you know, when you,
00:24:05 when when you catch your stride, when you really find something
00:24:09 that that clicks, and I, I like to
00:24:14 compare it to a choir of angels sings out in unison.
00:24:18 And I know angels don't exist, but that's,
00:24:22 it is, it is a really special moment.
00:24:25 Like, I like to say we're you're you're special, just like everybody else.
00:24:31 And that basically means you're not special.
00:24:33 Well, there are
00:24:36 times and places where,
00:24:40 where you do actually catch your stride in midseason form.
00:24:44 And, and those are our times
00:24:47 that should be remembered for posterity.
00:24:52 We do this
00:24:54 show, in fact, so that,
00:24:56 the little events don't get overlooked.
00:25:01 And I think everything should be
00:25:03 saved for posterity, but the there are brighter, shinier points
00:25:08 that should, that should be etched in stone or
00:25:14 or it's saved digitally or
00:25:19 drawn colorfully.
00:25:21 But this
00:25:23 I love this.
00:25:25 This is the coolest thing.
00:25:27 I love chicken little paint rides are done.
00:25:30 I mean, there is so much going on here that it's a permanent part
00:25:36 of not just the large ranch studio, but my barn, my house, my life.
00:25:43 And I love it.
00:25:46 I don't know, I love it too.
00:25:50 Okay.
00:25:50 I need to.
00:25:53 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:54 Well, I, I'm gonna I'm actually gonna hang it a little better.
00:25:58 It's kind of precariously perched right now, but I'm.
00:26:02 I've never been prouder.
00:26:04 This is this is a great day in Flashdance history.
00:26:07 More proud, prouder,
00:26:10 more proudly or or,
00:26:12 more proud or or egg roll.
00:26:20 But isn't this a cool shirt?
00:26:24 No safety from, Our motto would our motto lumber
00:26:27 our motto, for and tiling our motto windows.
00:26:30 Our motto roofing. Our motto steel.
00:26:34 I'm out of water.
00:26:34 You know, Nissan Mason. Our motto.
00:26:37 It's like a $70,000 SUV.
00:26:41 They price me out of the game.
00:26:47 Queers.
00:26:49 Would you had any philosophers to, my Mount Rushmore?
00:26:53 I went with Aristotle.
00:26:54 Nietzsche?
00:26:54 Kant and, Russell.
00:26:58 Bertrand Russell.
00:27:00 But, I mean, there's there's a few really good arguments
00:27:04 out there, but, I mean, what what is a philosopher, anyway?
00:27:08 I mean, are we all philosophers?
00:27:10 This is just the old timey people who just know
00:27:13 recipes.
00:27:16 We sure like that
00:27:17 there are I oh, I should have said flat.
00:27:20 Well, I hold myself in my own mouth just because they were the me,
00:27:23 just because they were the first
00:27:25 to say something.
00:27:25 We think that they were profound or because they were the first
00:27:27 to write it down. We think that they were more profound.
00:27:29 I really don't, I don't know, I don't have a sense of this
00:27:34 when you talk about, you know, what what they what they were saying.
00:27:38 But to be the first to say it,
00:27:42 it actually takes some insight.
00:27:46 The first of
00:27:48 it seems obvious now,
00:27:51 but some of those Greeks were were, way, way ahead of their time.
00:27:56 And I just said Aristotle.
00:27:57 I mean, Socrates, Plato.
00:28:00 So, Archimedes,
00:28:03 they were all incredibly far ahead of their time.
00:28:07 But that's what we've got, the Greeks,
00:28:09 because I always go back to the Greeks because they started
00:28:13 Western civilization.
00:28:16 I mean, it goes back further than the Greeks, certainly.
00:28:20 I there are wiped out, though I think a volcano killed like, what was it?
00:28:25 I think you think you're thinking of the dinosaurs as a meteor?
00:28:30 Well,
00:28:32 there's a there's a thing for that.
00:28:35 That was the dino party, Dino.
00:28:40 We had a birthday party.
00:28:41 Saturday was dinosaur themed.
00:28:44 Well, in addition, birthday party.
00:28:47 I didn't get invited. It was the little one.
00:28:48 The one who created this board.
00:28:50 Why don't I once I get invited?
00:28:52 It's horseshit.
00:28:53 Because you don't do gross everything.
00:28:55 I invited you to go this golfing Sunday.
00:28:58 Oh, wait a minute.
00:28:59 You did show up for that?
00:29:03 I did a one and only day.
00:29:04 I didn't work in the last seven,
00:29:07 and we went out to Stoney Creek Metro Park.
00:29:09 We have a picture.
00:29:12 Show.
00:29:13 Anyway, we done a picture of a couple of proof that we were there now.
00:29:18 Oh, yeah. No, there's no way to do that.
00:29:21 That's impossible.
00:29:22 I can do that. You want me to do it?
00:29:24 I don't want you to do that.
00:29:25 If you can't do it, it's okay if you can't do it. I mean, I can do it.
00:29:28 No. Well, Doug never gets photographed, and I think he got in frame,
00:29:34 like, somehow, like Sasquatch.
00:29:37 That's why I can't do it.
00:29:39 Because I had to leave,
00:29:41 but I got I got it.
00:29:43 Oh, guess who's back.
00:29:46 Back again?
00:29:49 Yeah.
00:29:50 And check all the country out.
00:29:52 Covered by wispy clouds.
00:29:54 Nothing crazy how that, contrail just has a break in the middle.
00:29:59 Did it all of a sudden changes in trail spot?
00:30:02 No, it changed temperature.
00:30:04 You fuck all those all those stretched out
00:30:08 the blood, out the sun.
00:30:10 So first of all,
00:30:11 those misty clouds are definitely a different, different, altitude.
00:30:14 Probably several thousand feet difference.
00:30:18 Now, do I think this is cool?
00:30:20 I like this,
00:30:22 so what it's trying to do is all that's come through.
00:30:26 You're right. Then you're evil.
00:30:30 So I don't know,
00:30:31 maybe we got to do one thing at a time here, though.
00:30:34 So let's get the pictures here. Let's. Oops.
00:30:37 I hate when I don't look at all the phone numbers on there.
00:30:39 That's never good.
00:30:43 Hahahahahahahaha.
00:30:44 Be careful.
00:30:45 Remind me to take it off when I switch pictures.
00:30:48 That's who's taking these photos, by the way.
00:30:50 That's a great shot.
00:30:52 That was drawing me.
00:30:53 I don't know,
00:30:54 I just I was looking at the controls, the braking, the brakes in the controls,
00:30:57 those, though.
00:30:58 The reason? It's kind of crazy, right? I'm a distance. Yeah.
00:31:00 Kind of.
00:31:01 You or the shitty spring grass at the disc golf course.
00:31:04 It's a lightning bolt. So they're actually.
00:31:06 It's the whoever's trying to kill us all left their signature in the sky.
00:31:09 That's so irresponsible.
00:31:12 Draw. And I shot like crap.
00:31:14 But we drew each other as partners on a random draw,
00:31:18 and we decimated the competition.
00:31:20 It wasn't fair, and we were terrible.
00:31:24 It was all flipped. Are we done? Two heads.
00:31:28 Hold on.
00:31:29 I can make this a little better if I do this.
00:31:31 Yeah, make it bigger. Everyone.
00:31:32 There was like, six people flipping,
00:31:33 and you and I were the only two that it heads right off the bat, correct?
00:31:36 No, which is pretty rare.
00:31:37 Yeah, we were pretty weird partners. Never.
00:31:41 Well, let me make it bigger.
00:31:43 Yeah, make it bigger, or I can get closer.
00:31:46 Excuse me.
00:31:48 I'd love to,
00:31:50 but we don't have.
00:31:53 Usually I do, but let me, you know, my head anywhere.
00:31:57 If I'm wearing a flannel.
00:32:01 At the beginning of the round,
00:32:02 I was wearing my hockey jersey, my Labatt Blue hockey jersey, blue 24.
00:32:07 But then it got hot. It got really warm.
00:32:09 So I stripped down to just my flannel.
00:32:13 Everybody wants to know who won.
00:32:16 I was drawn, I
00:32:18 drawn, I ran, and and a distant second was,
00:32:24 easy.
00:32:26 Who is easiest partner?
00:32:31 The new.
00:32:31 Yeah.
00:32:31 So Ryan was given our comments during your, Ryan board display.
00:32:36 He said Peppermint Hippo.
00:32:38 They're just copying the Spearmint Rhino titty bars.
00:32:40 Gary.
00:32:42 Oh, okay.
00:32:43 Spearmint Rhino over my nipple.
00:32:45 That's exactly why I wish you.
00:32:47 I want to get this one right.
00:32:48 When you said it, it was all white people. Bro.
00:32:51 That explains so much.
00:32:52 I'm not sure what he's referring, actually, you know what I mean.
00:32:55 There's a taco and a burrito because a lot of the people in there
00:32:59 speak taco and or burrito, and,
00:33:02 I, I didn't want a super racist part, but there, the truck
00:33:06 grinder there, but I, I want to fucking had that smoked already.
00:33:09 You're just trying to
00:33:12 get it out.
00:33:13 I already smoked one.
00:33:15 I'm not sure if I like technology.
00:33:17 So. But I was the one. What kind of people?
00:33:19 Aldous Huxley is my fave for?
00:33:22 Sorry, I can't say the word fave because I'm a man I have already favorite bro.
00:33:25 Discuss that.
00:33:26 Okay my bad I think. So who is Gary?
00:33:29 Acknowledge it. I don't know if you discussed it.
00:33:31 I wanted to make sure I can't fave fate.
00:33:33 Do you guys use the word fave ever?
00:33:35 No, I never say no.
00:33:37 Who is his favorite philosopher?
00:33:40 I miss his favorite philosopher fave you.
00:33:43 Oh, you did miss it. I thought we covered it.
00:33:45 Aldous Huxley acknowledges Aldous Huxley.
00:33:50 Oh, saying it wrong.
00:33:51 Is that all right? Do I need to hit the grammar?
00:33:55 What did he say?
00:34:00 Huxley.
00:34:00 No kidding. Okay.
00:34:03 I'm not I'm not to comment on the way people comment.
00:34:07 It was all white people. Crow.
00:34:09 That explains so much. Fine.
00:34:10 Do you know that most things were all white people?
00:34:13 And that's that's that's why we're able to learn so much.
00:34:18 Let's give it up for white people.
00:34:20 Yeah.
00:34:20 Hey, does it
00:34:23 know why people never
00:34:25 give up on everything that we have today?
00:34:28 Everything we have today
00:34:30 wins.
00:34:31 White History month.
00:34:35 It's every other month.
00:34:37 Oh, you.
00:34:41 It's all the time.
00:34:43 So I took notes.
00:34:45 I took notes during your rant.
00:34:47 My first question was egg roll.
00:34:50 Yeah. Question mark.
00:34:51 I'm not sure what that meant.
00:34:53 Okay. Egg roll.
00:34:55 My next question was FMP with a question mark.
00:34:59 Oh, okay.
00:35:02 If you want to,
00:35:05 have sex with the person,
00:35:07 marry a person, or kill the person, so they give you a group of three,
00:35:12 they list you three people say me, Brady, draw.
00:35:17 So I know, I know how to play fuck, marry, kill.
00:35:19 But why is what's going back to that third grade poster?
00:35:22 Are we like now we're in fourth grade.
00:35:24 What's what's FMP said FMP right not fk hey my pussy.
00:35:29 Hey f I'm k it's nice and I just say, all right, I typed a wrong letter.
00:35:34 That's probably why I was confused
00:35:36 and I noticed your board said, nerd, you notice your butt.
00:35:39 Your voice said nerd,
00:35:41 nerd.
00:35:46 I do remember then that and then my last comment,
00:35:50 because we haven't played it for a while and it's 101, right?
00:35:57 Is actually
00:35:59 there's a picture of a pair of pants.
00:36:01 Yeah, there's snacks.
00:36:04 If there's slacks.
00:36:05 He could help us with a song about that song.
00:36:11 Oh yeah.
00:36:14 It's the to go.
00:36:16 But what's in your pants?
00:36:18 And I don't like you guys.
00:36:20 Come right now.
00:36:25 Here on
00:36:27 I don't want to.
00:36:27 Do you guys,
00:36:31 that is not a D at the end of,
00:36:33 That is at the very top of the board.
00:36:36 It's no.
00:36:39 And it's the sound should be received.
00:36:41 The people make as they pass each other and,
00:36:46 the sound must become louder and more aggressive throughout the day.
00:36:49 Oh, also, I skipped the name of the Hi-Lo.
00:36:53 Like, if I needed boxes, which I needed
00:36:56 periodically throughout the week, I would have them grab, you know,
00:37:01 a palette, a new fresh boxes with the which they called neater.
00:37:07 It was neater
00:37:08 you were going to grab in the
00:37:11 we had fun that what happens when when you get new
00:37:14 coworkers and new female coworkers, you get some fresh boxes.
00:37:18 So is that good? Right? Right.
00:37:20 So it explains why he go.
00:37:25 Being you, I would assume.
00:37:28 Is that why you were let go?
00:37:30 No. You were let go for for no reason.
00:37:32 Right? I wouldn't consider it.
00:37:34 Yeah, yeah.
00:37:35 That's right.
00:37:37 It's proven it was a OSHA violation.
00:37:39 They admitted to that.
00:37:41 And, it's proven in a court of law.
00:37:44 Well,
00:37:46 we can look to just read
00:37:48 the OSHA protocol on air hoses and tell me I'm wrong.
00:37:52 No, no no no, no, we have video evidence.
00:37:54 No, I'm not arguing with you. I'm arguing with.
00:37:57 I don't know if you want to get.
00:37:58 Do you want to take pledge? Pledge?
00:38:00 What do you want to do first? Get higher. Take the pledge.
00:38:03 Both.
00:38:05 Both.
00:38:08 Oh, give me give you up.
00:38:14 So I.
00:38:17 Oh, oh
00:38:23 oh yeah.
00:38:23 To do every orientation. Come in. Pledge.
00:38:25 You got to swear in.
00:38:27 You got to get sworn in.
00:38:29 And that's brilliant.
00:38:29 Go your orientation. You got Kanye West.
00:38:32 All right, let me get that time.
00:38:34 Oh. Actionable allegiance.
00:38:36 All right.
00:38:37 Pledge gets time to pledge your be.
00:38:40 But stand up or don't.
00:38:43 We can't see you. But know this.
00:38:45 The guilt will find you.
00:38:46 Place your hand on your beverage and repeat me.
00:38:50 I solemnly do not swear to disrespect.
00:38:53 Reality is needed to rant
00:38:54 when attacked by thoughts to boo all neighbors pipes on all.
00:38:59 I solemnly swear.
00:38:59 Defend pledge rants, live against logic, reason and mouth and swear.
00:39:04 You see, so you
00:39:05 thought is real
00:39:07 that an afterlife is regardless, and that I am probably wrong about both.
00:39:12 I vow to correct others grammar with maximum pettiness,
00:39:15 to make fun of myself and laugh at my own jokes louder than is appropriate,
00:39:19 and to remember if it makes too much sense, it's probably a trap.
00:39:23 So help me.
00:39:24 He didn't know what to say.
00:39:27 That you're officially in United.
00:39:30 There's no going back now.
00:39:32 Welcome to Rants Live,
00:39:34 where the only way out is through the wall.
00:39:39 If you see.
00:39:42 Amen.
00:39:42 Sorry.
00:39:43 My new toy is, Yeah, I lip sync, so
00:39:47 I'm loving it. Interesting.
00:39:50 Why don't you.
00:39:51 Is is this bored?
00:39:53 And, nothing sadder than, childhood that involves
00:39:58 dipping an Oreo in the water because you don't have milk?
00:40:03 Dude, I would just eat dry Oreo.
00:40:04 What? What?
00:40:06 I need to tell you, this is a weird.
00:40:09 It's 38%.
00:40:11 Oh, it's not.
00:40:12 It's what? It's.
00:40:13 Oh, yeah, but if you read it in fine print, it's plus or -10%, right.
00:40:18 So at least it's 22 or above or.
00:40:20 Yeah, you're right.
00:40:21 I guess it could be fucking 50,
00:40:24 right? Yeah. Can be more.
00:40:26 Is it infused? I doubt it's ever more.
00:40:29 No. Right.
00:40:29 They had some confusion. I don't like that stuff.
00:40:32 I don't know what the fuck, I don't know, I want, I want weed.
00:40:35 So weed experts, please correct me if I'm wrong, but there's no,
00:40:37 like, litmus test. There's no dry chemicals on it. Test?
00:40:40 Literally, somebody goes see anything that's above
00:40:45 3.5, maybe 18.
00:40:48 That's how they do it. Good.
00:40:49 Let me know. There's a no they don't
00:40:52 3636% to
00:40:54 32% THC and .06 percent CBD.
00:40:58 I said weed experts, please correct me.
00:41:00 They break it down to the to the molecular level and shit.
00:41:04 I'm just saying there's going to be other areas of the plant.
00:41:06 They're going to be more potent than others.
00:41:07 So I don't know if they take like an average or if they just take one piece.
00:41:10 I don't know.
00:41:11 Well, I definitely want to sample you put it in this fancy computer
00:41:15 and it spits out the results.
00:41:16 Come on.
00:41:17 They would want the hardest part of the plant
00:41:18 because they want to like, pad their numbers, I'm sure.
00:41:21 Well, if it's any to me for my experience of it
00:41:24 or anything higher than 25, 30%,
00:41:28 they have to spray it with kief and it's like infused.
00:41:31 And then it just comes up all my equipment.
00:41:33 I don't like that and I don't like it that much.
00:41:36 I just look, it's not infused.
00:41:38 The last year that I got was the last.
00:41:40 It was infused and this was the key.
00:41:41 If I had left after I cleaned up all my shit.
00:41:43 Yeah, I don't like that.
00:41:45 I don't like it either because it just comes up.
00:41:47 My mind gets it's it's really good.
00:41:49 People that make, wax want it because they can turn it into really good wax. But.
00:41:56 Why wouldn't you just use the keys?
00:41:57 I don't understand, yeah, why would you, why would you?
00:42:00 You can't keep on the weed and then make wax out of it
00:42:03 when you could just take the key off and then make the work?
00:42:05 Well, yeah.
00:42:07 Yeah, I, I don't know, I don't like infused weed.
00:42:10 I wish they would stop it.
00:42:11 I like it's, it's too dark.
00:42:13 I can't see it.
00:42:15 Forgot to turn around on this video.
00:42:17 This is like an introduction to weed.
00:42:19 That made it worse.
00:42:22 Yeah, it looks they're making it worse.
00:42:24 So I love making things worse.
00:42:27 You get some balls, you save some money, gets the.
00:42:29 Get the smalls.
00:42:30 Yeah. I don't give it. Yeah.
00:42:31 I don't need the smoke.
00:42:32 I don't either really either.
00:42:35 I love it so much easier to clean up.
00:42:37 Don't tell them that I charge more for the small right.
00:42:40 I don't I don't smoke in the heart of the me.
00:42:43 The any more potent.
00:42:45 You mean you get a large body?
00:42:46 You get a stem in there. You know what I mean?
00:42:49 I do know what you mean.
00:42:50 Yeah, I am, I'm awake and I. I can hear you.
00:42:53 So I do know what you mean.
00:42:54 I know you're living in English.
00:42:56 You're speaking. Hold on.
00:42:58 There we go. Hold on. What is this?
00:43:00 No regrets. Wait. Who's that
00:43:04 commenter?
00:43:05 Don't play those.
00:43:06 Where? I'm not playing it and I'm commenting.
00:43:08 I mean, the original comments are fucking steam. Boo!
00:43:12 What is it?
00:43:13 I've seen boost Spacecom and it doesn't go to any website.
00:43:18 For the record, you're not exactly sure
00:43:20 as hell don't pay for cheap viewers.
00:43:24 Yeah, their website does not work.
00:43:26 Stream boost base.com.
00:43:28 That does not compute. Cheap, insensitive.
00:43:31 Plunked down another year's worth.
00:43:33 You got to put the space in there.
00:43:34 So if anybody would like to, contribute, there's a button right down there.
00:43:38 You can you can help out.
00:43:41 Yeah.
00:43:42 Cheap viewers.
00:43:43 It looks like you're a cheap viewer.
00:43:45 Take that.
00:43:48 You guys talking about, dim sun, right?
00:43:50 Yeah.
00:43:52 Have you ever seen the sun set at 3 p.m.?
00:43:57 All right, I'm gonna have to show my.
00:43:59 When I was sailing round the Arctic.
00:44:01 Shut up.
00:44:01 You take one last look at the sun.
00:44:04 Springfield.
00:44:11 It was for fun.
00:44:18 But. Oh. Oh.
00:44:27 Hey, hey.
00:44:29 I've been in Reno for six weeks.
00:44:31 Did I miss anything?
00:44:32 Let the the ad would block.
00:44:36 That's a that's all.
00:44:37 So did you, do you think they're gonna block it out with metal or with,
00:44:43 we're not blocked because that is from the things I can't find otherwise.
00:44:46 YouTube channel, which has 140 4K subscribers,
00:44:49 and that was posted nine years ago, and it was just under 800,000 views.
00:44:54 And it has not been flagged.
00:44:55 So we will not be flagged. But watch it. Watch.
00:44:57 You want it? Thanks. I can't find otherwise.
00:45:00 Flag us for their content.
00:45:01 Yeah, yeah. I just want to bet they flat. Yep.
00:45:03 I love when that happens there.
00:45:05 Okay. People can see. Oh shit.
00:45:07 I'm kind of seeing it
00:45:08 constantly given to hard time about chem trails, because I don't believe that
00:45:11 every contrail that you see up in the sky is a camp trail.
00:45:13 That's that's as far as I go. But as far as blocking out the sun.
00:45:17 Oh, shit.
00:45:18 I just hit the right notes. Yeah, and let's start with a joke.
00:45:21 What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth?
00:45:25 The answer is three, six months, right?
00:45:28 This morning, I got sent an email about a story about net zero
00:45:32 that was in The Sun newspaper that basically said
00:45:34 that net zero is going to bankrupt this,
00:45:36 and it was only going to impact the poorest in society.
00:45:38 And I thought, oh, that's a good one.
00:45:39 I didn't realize, people, not everybody.
00:45:41 But then I thought, one,
00:45:43 you all already know that, to, I couldn't actually find the article.
00:45:47 So I was googling net zero stuff.
00:45:49 And then there's a black cat walking across there.
00:45:51 We don't get good luck or bad luck if you get stuck in the matrix.
00:45:54 Well, come on, this is for the Telegraph. My family's back in Italy.
00:45:57 Again, go back to the conspiracy theory.
00:46:00 3 to 6 months for conspiracy theory to become reality.
00:46:03 Experiments to dim the sun will be approved within weeks.
00:46:09 Scientists consider brightening clouds to reflect sunshine
00:46:13 among ways to prevent runaway climate change.
00:46:17 So cool.
00:46:18 What do you think so far?
00:46:20 Experiments to dim sunlight to fight global warming.
00:46:23 We'll be given the green light by the government for global warming.
00:46:27 Is that the one where al Gore said we're all going to be underwater?
00:46:31 Or is that the one where they said we're going to get too hot,
00:46:35 or is that the one where we're going to get too cold?
00:46:37 Or is it the rising sea levels?
00:46:39 Because, as Warren Buffett said, if global warming was causing rising
00:46:43 sea levels, then we're seeing a huge property crash on the coast in Florida.
00:46:47 So my whole life I was told, we got to stop pollution,
00:46:49 we got to stop pollution, we got to stop pollution.
00:46:50 We got to stop pollution. We got to stop pollution.
00:46:53 So what they're going to do is they're going to inject a shitload
00:46:55 of pollution to make shinier clouds, to reflect the sun.
00:47:00 And I like the reason he said, I'm going to call back to the matrix,
00:47:03 because that's literally the plot of The Matrix.
00:47:06 Is they to stop the machines?
00:47:08 Right? Didn't they block out the sun?
00:47:11 Yeah, they did it.
00:47:12 They were so.
00:47:13 Well, this is in the UK
00:47:16 and they're trying to pass a law.
00:47:18 I mean I think they've been doing it a lot already.
00:47:21 Not in every commercial airliner, but they've been doing it.
00:47:24 They've been classy.
00:47:25 You mentioned Warren Buffett and years ago, like decades
00:47:30 ago, Warren Buffett bought the company that I just hired in it.
00:47:35 Well, I think he owns more than half
00:47:37 the companies in the world so that, you know, you got like a 5050.
00:47:40 Yeah. That's, Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:43 Possible.
00:47:43 You know, like all research, I, we have strong roots.
00:47:46 Yeah.
00:47:47 You know, what I find confusing is, I always like when I hear about,
00:47:50 like, them wanting a terra terraform. Mars.
00:47:53 Yeah. Is it terraform? Yeah. Terraforming.
00:47:55 Almost like terraforming.
00:47:57 Terraforming Mars.
00:47:58 The way that they plan on doing that is by by
00:48:02 putting CO2 into the atmosphere to create greenhouse gases.
00:48:06 And here we are on our planet trying to find down CO2 to prevent greenhouse.
00:48:11 Yeah, we should definitely start by terraforming Earth.
00:48:14 Earth. Right.
00:48:15 If we form Earth and we have to leave Earth,
00:48:17 that's like, hey, do me a favor, build a car.
00:48:19 And the car is 99% done.
00:48:21 All you got to do is like, put in windshields and I can't do it.
00:48:24 So now go somewhere where there's no car parts and try and build a car.
00:48:27 It has to be a little bit harder, right?
00:48:28 With have to be harder to tell.
00:48:30 I mean so
00:48:31 so I already looked at it, but they say that they, they want to find out.
00:48:35 Where did it say that?
00:48:36 Terraforming Mars is correct.
00:48:40 So to increase surface temperature, to create a more Earthlike environment.
00:48:43 But I don't drive super speed.
00:48:45 But you're talking too fast. One lot.
00:48:49 I was going to keep talking the whole article.
00:48:50 Do you wonder?
00:48:52 While speed.
00:48:53 I think we want to propose one propose method is releasing CO2
00:48:58 trapped in the Martian polar ice caps by using mirrors to can can
00:49:03 kind.
00:49:04 You can do it.
00:49:06 Everyone's rooting for you.
00:49:08 I'm sorry.
00:49:08 That's a trait.
00:49:10 Concentrated concentration.
00:49:12 Power potentially triggering a domino effect to further CO2 release.
00:49:16 Other ideas include using nuclear explosions to vaporize the ice caps
00:49:20 or establish solar powered greenhouse gas producing factories.
00:49:24 Interesting.
00:49:28 Yeah, I,
00:49:29 I don't I don't buy it.
00:49:31 Anytime that we fuck with shit, we have to fuck with shit more
00:49:34 so after the fact to fix it.
00:49:36 We fucked with, right, you know?
00:49:38 Yeah, but this thing's already fucked.
00:49:40 You know, it sounds like an old person that they throw medicine at.
00:49:43 Oh, I'm sorry, your blood pressure's dropping.
00:49:45 Yeah, but that's it's dropping because you gave me this medicine, and you're right.
00:49:48 And then we have to give you more medicine to counteract that medicine.
00:49:50 And the next thing you know, if you're dead.
00:49:55 Oh, yeah.
00:49:58 Yeah. Let's treat the symptoms.
00:50:00 Yeah,
00:50:02 yeah, but it's worse when the symptoms are from the treatment.
00:50:04 You know, that's a that's a vicious circle.
00:50:06 It sure is very profitable.
00:50:09 Yeah. But then they just give you a different pill for that.
00:50:11 My, my wife and I met like the same time with the sat down with the doctor.
00:50:15 But the doctor was like shocked that we weren't
00:50:19 on a regiment of medication at our age.
00:50:22 They're like, so do you have a do you have like recently?
00:50:26 Recently? They're like, are you afraid of medicine?
00:50:28 I mean, because there are a lot of good medicines.
00:50:29 And we're like, yeah, I'm like, we didn't have a conversation
00:50:33 about how I feel about conspiracies or if the medical community,
00:50:37 it's just they just looked at a chart and said,
00:50:40 why aren't you on medicine?
00:50:41 You know what's wrong with it?
00:50:42 He started asking you a question like,
00:50:44 well, does your background, you know, how was your, how do you know?
00:50:47 How do you feel when you get up in the morning?
00:50:49 Do you feel down? Know I feel fine.
00:50:51 He's just trying to find something to prescribe you.
00:50:54 And the logical conclusion would be like, maybe there's something
00:50:57 to eating healthy and, you know, working hard for a living.
00:51:01 Not that I work that hard, but, I mean, I lift things, I do things, you know,
00:51:04 as I'm doing this, I'm literally going up and down the street.
00:51:07 No, I'm not bragging about it.
00:51:08 But listen, as I'm going up and down a freight elevator moving
00:51:10 heavy shit, I see the office workers taking an elevator.
00:51:12 We take the stairs. Asshole. Brag, I can't.
00:51:15 I have a cart full of fucking servers.
00:51:17 I would I take the stairs when I don't have a cart.
00:51:20 But my point is, as I'm doing all this work, we're at the end.
00:51:23 The doc is at the end of this long basement hallway
00:51:26 where all the office workers look like ball workers.
00:51:28 You know, I mean, wall walkers, you know, my walkers are in the morning.
00:51:30 The old people.
00:51:31 Yeah, I saw them all job is so sediment sedimentary.
00:51:35 I think I said that right. They sit for a living.
00:51:38 They have to actually walk, you know, so they don't grow roots.
00:51:41 And I just, like,
00:51:42 I kind of resent them a little bit because I'm like, you're Batman, Terry.
00:51:46 What is it? Sedimentary said it's.
00:51:50 Sedimentary is rock formations.
00:51:53 Sedentary is either one would have work do they're just literally they say
00:51:57 like a rock. Is it.
00:51:58 Those people are rock formations. Yes, that's what I meant.
00:52:01 Obviously, that's what I meant. I'm not stupid.
00:52:03 It's not really time.
00:52:04 I noticed George not saying a word about my grammar after he couldn't say fucking.
00:52:08 What? Moderate or what a sediment.
00:52:10 Sedate.
00:52:11 Yeah, it was a complicated word.
00:52:14 It was. I'm going to.
00:52:15 Since it is, we did it.
00:52:18 Hey, go back to people.
00:52:21 Get out of the gene pool.
00:52:23 You may not do,
00:52:27 Gene, get out of the gene pool.
00:52:28 That's fucking rude.
00:52:30 Get out of the gene pool.
00:52:32 That's not die.
00:52:33 That's. Don't have kids.
00:52:35 Right?
00:52:36 That's that's worse. Like, that's, who?
00:52:40 Kids suck.
00:52:42 Kids suck.
00:52:43 It's true.
00:52:45 I lost do the kid
00:52:46 I'm driving for fucking 13, 14 hours
00:52:50 tomorrow to go bring one of my kids back home for the summer.
00:52:54 No water.
00:52:56 Stay there, I love it, it's great. Oh,
00:53:00 we popped the kids cherry.
00:53:02 Wait, what?
00:53:04 Your kids?
00:53:06 Whose kids?
00:53:07 No, kids.
00:53:09 The kids still don't.
00:53:13 All right, you guys don't want flash.
00:53:16 You kids don't ask for my kids boyfriend.
00:53:18 That's the best advice you could give.
00:53:20 My boyfriend, Ashton, is bisexual.
00:53:23 After we.
00:53:24 After we have fights, he takes a break.
00:53:27 You can't say name like
00:53:30 Ashton Jin ass chin.
00:53:33 I guess.
00:53:34 And he's got, like, a little Ashton.
00:53:36 No, he just always likes people to sit their ass on his face.
00:53:39 Oh. Who doesn't? Shit.
00:53:41 That's why it sounds funny.
00:53:42 Sure it's not Ashton, but astonished and upset my boyfriend.
00:53:48 You Ashton, had,
00:53:51 What?
00:53:52 Buddy? Tom Brady has an Ashton.
00:53:54 He does, he does.
00:53:56 Sorry, I just I didn't want to interrupt you, but I so did my boyfriend.
00:54:03 Ashton is by some confused.
00:54:05 I'm confused about that.
00:54:06 So is this a dude or a chick?
00:54:09 I'm assuming it's 2025.
00:54:12 It makes no difference.
00:54:14 I mean, it
00:54:17 doesn't matter now.
00:54:19 I'm just curious because, like, if you're dating whoever,
00:54:21 you're you're you should be straight then, right?
00:54:23 Like, if you're dating a chicken, you dude, you're straight.
00:54:27 Right?
00:54:27 Unless you're also fucking your boyfriend or bisexual, not your boyfriend
00:54:31 or my open relationship. Yeah, right.
00:54:34 To me, there's still an option there.
00:54:36 Why would there still be an option if they're together, right?
00:54:38 Yeah. Right. Yeah.
00:54:40 Either boyfriend is your boyfriend or your boyfriend is bisexual.
00:54:44 In which case he's not your boyfriend because he's bisexual.
00:54:48 And there's another dudes.
00:54:50 So what you're saying is for laughs equals straight.
00:54:55 No. Yeah.
00:54:56 So three laughs wait. One two.
00:54:58 No it's
00:55:00 for laughs equals straight.
00:55:03 No. If you're gay and then not gay.
00:55:06 And then you change your gender and then you become gay
00:55:08 in that gender, you're hetero straight again.
00:55:13 Yeah okay.
00:55:14 There's anything wrong with that.
00:55:18 Same I hate that this one's a little a little lengthy.
00:55:22 My boyfriend asked as Chen is bisexual.
00:55:26 After we have fights, he takes breaks and uses them to be with other men.
00:55:30 Okay, with other men.
00:55:32 So they said this could be cute.
00:55:34 He has several friends who are bisexual or transgender.
00:55:37 He is like, oh, it's one or the other, then I'm both.
00:55:40 He is presently in the closet about his status because he comes from
00:55:44 a Christian family and lives in a highly conservative area.
00:55:47 He was still maintaining
00:55:48 contact last year with his on again, off again boyfriend, Will.
00:55:52 Even though he swore nothing was going on between them.
00:55:55 He was always rushed, he always rushed back to Will or kept on,
00:55:58 kept him on the side during his other relationships as well.
00:56:02 I broke up with him four months ago
00:56:05 over his hanging out with Will.
00:56:07 Now he wants his friend Cody, who is a transgender male,
00:56:12 which means it's a female,
00:56:15 to stay with him for several days for an upcoming concert there.
00:56:19 I'm in the process of moving to his area, but I don't trust him
00:56:22 not to have sexual relations outside of ours.
00:56:25 My straight male friends have warned me not to trust him and to fuck them,
00:56:30 should I?
00:56:31 That part wasn't in there, obviously.
00:56:32 Should I break up with him?
00:56:33 Because I don't feel
00:56:34 he respects his female partners as much as he does his male ones.
00:56:37 It also seems like he has a double standard with sharing phone phone details
00:56:41 I share open, I show or share my openly, but he isn't as open with his.
00:56:46 Which leads me to think he's still got someone else
00:56:48 on the side, yet he wants me to see only him help.
00:56:52 Signs frustrated girl in California.
00:56:56 Listen, frustrated girl.
00:56:58 You don't have to break up with them. You're not a couple.
00:57:03 He's that's, that's open shut case.
00:57:08 That's a it's an open relationship.
00:57:10 There.
00:57:13 Yeah.
00:57:14 It shuts if you don't cram something open and shut.
00:57:17 Relationship. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:57:19 So every night around the entrance and the doctor says, yeah,
00:57:24 your butts getting hurt.
00:57:25 As long as you keep referring to it as an entrance.
00:57:28 Do you think he has that same standard with everybody else?
00:57:30 He's fucking. They're not allowed to fuck anybody else.
00:57:33 But he's right.
00:57:34 They all have to be exclusive, right?
00:57:37 Expect him with the right.
00:57:38 It's not a double standard if it only applies to you.
00:57:41 Harambe.
00:57:44 Is that what that means?
00:57:46 Incidents in your life when you have prayed and God has, great.
00:57:51 I'm going to be messing with the vibe almost in a specific way all the time.
00:57:54 Starting slow. So yes, I think I can.
00:57:56 Yeah.
00:57:57 And, I believe very much in what Abraham Lincoln said when he had this job.
00:58:03 He said he couldn't perform the functions, the duties of this job for 15 minutes.
00:58:07 If he didn't know
00:58:08 that, he could call upon one who is wiser and stronger than all others.
00:58:12 But in that connection, I think my mother
00:58:15 a lesson that was hammered over and over again.
00:58:18 And as I grew up, I really began to realize.
00:58:22 And that is when there was a great disappointment, something went wrong.
00:58:26 She would say to us, look.
00:58:29 Just everything happens
00:58:31 for a reason and for the best.
00:58:34 Now, she said, you may feel bad about this right now,
00:58:38 but down the road something will happen.
00:58:40 Good.
00:58:41 And you will.
00:58:42 In appreciating that, look back and say,
00:58:45 if this if that hadn't happened,
00:58:49 that supposed bad thing, this good thing would not have happened.
00:58:53 And I had a classic example in my growing up.
00:58:56 And you recall incidents in your own.
00:58:58 Okay. So there's a couple things about that.
00:59:02 Duluth personal way to deal with stuff
00:59:06 probably isn't the healthiest way, but an overwhelming job.
00:59:10 It might help.
00:59:10 I don't know, but,
00:59:13 the caramel part of that is
00:59:17 malarkey.
00:59:18 However, all the bad things that happen to you
00:59:21 and all the good things that happen to you,
00:59:23 everything that's ever happened to you makes you who you are. And,
00:59:28 I wouldn't I wouldn't trade a thing.
00:59:40 This just in Canada,
00:59:42 just elected Mark Carney as their next prime minister.
00:59:46 The liberals are saying they won the election.
00:59:49 They elected a Carney, screwed them.
00:59:55 They just
00:59:57 froze up.
00:59:57 And I was like, is that like the next step of fisting
01:00:01 elbows up? Yeah. What does that mean?
01:00:02 Elbows up Canada I don't know, I was up you like album of the elbows.
01:00:09 Things like you're going all the way up was deep.
01:00:12 Wow. Deep.
01:00:12 Or you go in the corner like, are you going all right?
01:00:16 I didn't know anything about that.
01:00:20 I don't know what news I've been watching.
01:00:21 Is the, the the NFL draft, but I've been watching it for this.
01:00:26 The silly names,
01:00:29 a lot of very, very funny names came out.
01:00:34 The dumb, dumb, dumb little story.
01:00:36 Yeah, I don't I don't like random people just having bullshit
01:00:39 conversations with me when I'm out and about, obviously, as we.
01:00:42 Yeah, we've heard.
01:00:43 So I'm out and I know that like you are.
01:00:46 What the fuck does that mean?
01:00:48 My mom will get me like, sport,
01:00:51 local sports, team shirts for fucking like, get on random holidays.
01:00:55 And so I'll wear them as a representation of where I'm from when I'm out and about.
01:01:00 Yeah.
01:01:01 Some people like take this as an invitation that like, I'm
01:01:04 the Encyclopedia Britannica on everything sports, whatever I'm wearing.
01:01:07 Yeah, that's difficult thing. So whatever.
01:01:09 So I had tigers and I had lions, and I was gonna put the tigers when.
01:01:12 And I go away.
01:01:13 No, because they're like, in season people are going to ask me about them.
01:01:17 And so I put the Lions on.
01:01:18 I'm going through TSA and the Lions got the guy at the fucking in the draft.
01:01:22 Oh yeah, I'm like, fuck.
01:01:24 I'm like, God damn it, because it was that day.
01:01:26 He was, who are you guys going to draft today?
01:01:27 And I'm like, just like, hopefully something good.
01:01:30 You know, he was just like, I don't know.
01:01:34 No, I just said
01:01:35 hopefully something good to try to bypass the situation.
01:01:39 And I continued on and he said a couple other things, and
01:01:42 I just, I just I didn't look at him again.
01:01:45 I love green Bay.
01:01:45 My girlfriend got me this fuck off.
01:01:48 That'll get a lot easier.
01:01:49 I've tried that before.
01:01:50 I've told you the fucking the Asheville, North Carolina, I was a Gander Mountain
01:01:55 fishing rods.
01:01:57 Did you say Ashton?
01:01:58 This kid.
01:01:59 This kid sees me with the Asheville, North Carolina shirt that my mom
01:02:01 got me for a vacation destination that I didn't go to.
01:02:05 And so I'm just wearing it.
01:02:06 And so he asked me about it.
01:02:08 He goes, oh, I ever you and I go, no, I told him that exact.
01:02:11 You find it on the map. Ever been there? My.
01:02:13 Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
01:02:14 And so I get to the register, you know, it's like several minutes later,
01:02:18 I get to the register, it's the same motherfucker.
01:02:20 He goes, are you sure you've never been?
01:02:23 And I'm just like you don't know. What do you know?
01:02:25 Don't you understand?
01:02:26 It was there and came back to the store.
01:02:29 And so I'm really annoyed.
01:02:30 He catches me out, I'm walking out the door
01:02:33 and I'm like a few steps to the door to turn, and he goes, excuse me?
01:02:36 He goes, is is that a is that a Pistons jersey on underneath your shirt?
01:02:40 And it was just like, do fuck is your problem.
01:02:43 And I walked well, well it was a Pistons jersey.
01:02:46 And under that it was your number one would be he had another customer
01:02:50 like what do you what do you want to have a fucking like conversation.
01:02:54 What I'm your with the you know, my choices.
01:02:56 All my choices in my day have to be to this fucking kid at Gander Mountain.
01:03:00 I'm going to need the city in the crossroads.
01:03:02 You know how the show works.
01:03:04 We're going to get that.
01:03:05 Click on the line.
01:03:06 You fucking I'll get I'll get like, if I, if I wash my hands too much,
01:03:10 I get little like cuts and they fucking because my skin dries out,
01:03:14 I and I use paper tape and somebody I was buying tickets for something and
01:03:18 somebody goes, oh, what's wrong with your hands?
01:03:20 And I'm like, dude, I'm like, I get cut when I get my hands get dry.
01:03:23 I work with my hands sometimes and I don't wear gloves and I forget to
01:03:26 and I wash my hands.
01:03:27 I shit ton and he's like, oh, well, why don't you why don't you try, the shit
01:03:32 that I already have, what the fuck is that?
01:03:33 The working hands, whatever.
01:03:34 And I go, yeah, I use that stuff, but it it really doesn't
01:03:37 really doesn't help that much.
01:03:38 I really just stings more than anything.
01:03:40 And he goes, are you sure?
01:03:43 Like, oh, yo, it's like he like, like, just leave me alone.
01:03:45 So questioning me about, like, I could be self-conscious about this,
01:03:49 and you're just, like, wanting to have a conversation.
01:03:51 Just sell me my fucking tickets and move the fuck on.
01:03:53 It was a Suburban collection showplace, actually.
01:03:55 It's fucking asshole.
01:03:58 Let me into the damn boat.
01:03:59 Show, you piece of shit.
01:04:01 It wasn't.
01:04:01 It was a couple of years ago, so I don't know.
01:04:05 You're you're just.
01:04:06 You're just.
01:04:07 You can't wait till kiosks run everything.
01:04:10 Yeah, I purposely go to kiosks.
01:04:12 I've done the the kiosk now.
01:04:13 It's like,
01:04:15 you know, tries to act all human and makes you engage before
01:04:18 it gives you whoever you need.
01:04:19 You ever get the. I, drive through?
01:04:23 No. So creepy.
01:04:25 I think I'm just.
01:04:26 A couple times I went to Arby's and I said, hi, can I whatever this that.
01:04:30 And it says, we will be with you in a moment.
01:04:32 And I was like, I'm sorry I didn't catch you.
01:04:35 I didn't hear that.
01:04:37 And I waited a while and then we're like, I am like,
01:04:39 so give me a, And then it's like it sounded exactly the same.
01:04:43 We will be with you in one moment.
01:04:46 Is that all? Then.
01:04:46 And then a human came to play. Different voice.
01:04:49 Totally different voice.
01:04:50 Yeah. No, this is all I. One voice.
01:04:53 I drive through, and then I take my order to a different voice.
01:04:57 And did it say you were Taco Bell?
01:04:58 Did it say, are your fingers okay? Draw.
01:05:01 And that was your day. Do you mind spending a moment? Yeah. Okay.
01:05:03 Have you ever been to sometimes it's.
01:05:06 Sometimes you get a human and sometimes you'll get the eye thing.
01:05:09 And I don't know why.
01:05:10 Like, maybe they're busy at the time or, I don't know, maybe every other order.
01:05:13 But it's all right.
01:05:16 And it takes the order.
01:05:17 I've never had it mess up. And I get a very special.
01:05:20 I'll get the, taco party pack.
01:05:22 Six crunchy, six soft, and then times I'll get the, whatever.
01:05:26 Number seven. I think it's just the case of the steak.
01:05:29 And then I'll get an extra couple tacos, and it never gets any of that wrong.
01:05:33 I think that 12 pack is, like, about a nickel more for each taco.
01:05:38 Dude, it's I get it.
01:05:40 I just got that quite often
01:05:41 when I've traveled, it ranges anywhere from $17 to like $25.
01:05:45 It's a lot changes next time you're in this day.
01:05:48 I know you're convenient.
01:05:49 You sure as fuck don't want to do massive fucking.
01:05:51 But I'm pretty sure if you buy 12 tacos individually, it's cheaper
01:05:55 and they'll gladly do it in the box for the last.
01:05:58 No, no, I think I do.
01:06:01 You're just assuming it's why it's always bulk is always cheaper.
01:06:05 No, dude.
01:06:05 I was at target and I bought a big water and I was like, hey, this
01:06:09 this 24 pack is like $2 more than what is the price per.
01:06:13 Yeah.
01:06:14 And they said, yeah, you're paying for the packaging convenience.
01:06:17 It's $2 more to get four of them wrapped together.
01:06:20 Well, menu. Fuck off.
01:06:22 That was like convenient. That's convenient for free shipping.
01:06:26 In my world is the more you buy, the cheaper shit gets.
01:06:30 Obviously I agree with you, but that's not the way stores think.
01:06:32 Now they're taking it.
01:06:33 They know you think that and they take advantage.
01:06:35 Dunkin donuts, same thing they got a two for.
01:06:37 If you buy a coffee and a donut it's like two bucks.
01:06:39 But each thing is $0.99.
01:06:41 Fuck off. I'm not paying $0.02 more.
01:06:43 You're going gonna you're going to ring up each one separately.
01:06:45 And yeah, it's the principle of the thing.
01:06:47 It's not the $0.02.
01:06:50 Yeah.
01:06:50 Those are your $0.02.
01:06:55 Dear veggie it.
01:06:58 Oh wait. Sorry pregunta that you don't have to talk back to.
01:07:00 You could just stand there.
01:07:02 That's the best way. Don't don't engage.
01:07:04 Sorry.
01:07:06 I just I just feel that's the best thing.
01:07:08 Yeah. Just just just don't say anything.
01:07:10 Be like a mute.
01:07:11 Just. Just sit there and don't say anything.
01:07:13 Even though I want to talk to you. It works.
01:07:16 No, the silent treatment never works.
01:07:19 You like
01:07:20 it, you know?
01:07:20 Give me. Give me 25.
01:07:22 I know we don't pay like that anymore, but give me 25 on pump five.
01:07:25 And if he says, oh, how's your finger?
01:07:27 It's don't move. Stoic
01:07:30 ass. Right.
01:07:31 I promise you, he won't ask a second question.
01:07:33 Yeah. As pledge.
01:07:34 I also want to just make random shit up sometimes just.
01:07:37 Oh, nice.
01:07:38 Yeah, I do that. Yeah, I like that all the time.
01:07:40 That's what I heard. I heard it inside of a butthole.
01:07:43 But some of us I know I got bit by the jawbone
01:07:47 I was trying to put in my boyfriend's butthole.
01:07:49 That's.
01:07:49 See, I want to talk about strange, sexual orientations, like shoving
01:07:53 fruit up your ass.
01:07:54 Yeah, exactly.
01:07:55 My 13 year old son and I recently had a discussion
01:07:58 that maybe you want to clarify. That's what I would say.
01:08:02 Sorry.
01:08:02 Say that again.
01:08:03 The last clerk bit my finger when I tried to grab his cock.
01:08:07 Oh. Very good.
01:08:08 Why would he do that?
01:08:10 He didn't want you to grab his cock or his mouth was too close
01:08:13 to his dick already.
01:08:16 He's trying to suck
01:08:18 interest.
01:08:21 It's too much here, dipshit.
01:08:24 With a yeah, fifth grade science fair poster board in the background.
01:08:29 Every time he mentions that you graduate one one great.
01:08:32 It's going to be porn by the time we're done.
01:08:35 Right? It should be.
01:08:36 I think some of it might be borderline part of the board.
01:08:38 Sounds awesome.
01:08:39 Oh, yeah. They're they're penises all over the thing.
01:08:42 Porn boyhood.
01:08:42 A porn board's just I like that.
01:08:45 Look at the
01:08:47 sucker pop candy fucking cartoon shit.
01:08:49 Half Belgian of each one of those was a naked woman.
01:08:52 That'd be. I'd like a porn board.
01:08:59 I think the term you're looking for.
01:09:01 But anyway, it's legit.
01:09:04 Is that a minion with two of us as a minion when we clean out the,
01:09:08 the pits, they.
01:09:09 They dress in these, these coveralls and they get all filthy.
01:09:13 That's the.
01:09:14 It's like I say, overalls.
01:09:19 They they don't do it either.
01:09:20 Actually.
01:09:23 They don't cover all or overall.
01:09:26 No, they don't go over all and they don't cover all.
01:09:29 I mean, overall in large
01:09:33 speaking of porn, I like porn
01:09:35 that starts with just a woman in coveralls. Oh.
01:09:40 He asks you, we're going to get through this.
01:09:44 Oh, you we're going to get to a ten year old.
01:09:47 My 13 year old son and I recently had a discussion
01:09:50 that maybe you can help clarify.
01:09:52 We are seeing more.
01:09:54 We are seeing more about trans people these days
01:09:56 and I'm not sure how to address them.
01:09:58 I don't want to offend anyone,
01:09:59 but when you see a large male wearing pants, skirt, etc.
01:10:03 but as pink hair and makeup, should I say sir
01:10:06 or madam, my son Mark starts a conversation like that.
01:10:10 But sometimes I should
01:10:12 ask what pronouns you always laugh at though my son that says I should ask what
01:10:17 pronoun they would like to be referred by, but I am not sure that's polite.
01:10:21 A polite way to find out.
01:10:22 I know this is also intertwined with sexual preference,
01:10:26 but that still doesn't mean it is clear cut.
01:10:30 What's the most polite way to handle this question mark sign?
01:10:35 Confused in the South as a go.
01:10:37 And now pigs and space.
01:10:43 We've got pigs in space.
01:10:45 No, no, I would just that's I however, that's how I would refer to them.
01:10:49 Oh. Pigs in space. Oh. Okay.
01:10:51 No. Try try a new weird pronoun.
01:10:54 What if not? What if.
01:10:55 What if they're not going to do pronouns still call them pigs in space.
01:11:01 Ask them what they're saying.
01:11:02 The same thing. The proper noun.
01:11:04 I've honestly always thought the same thing that when you go, oh,
01:11:07 like, what are you?
01:11:08 You know, it's what how that comes across to me.
01:11:09 That's mean. Why?
01:11:11 What is what are you trying to be?
01:11:13 What are you.
01:11:14 Because over 5050, you know.
01:11:16 Right.
01:11:17 What do you call what is or use a pronoun that couldn't possibly be a pronoun?
01:11:23 You explain.
01:11:25 What's the Earthling like? Cover.
01:11:27 Explain yourself. Say, Earthling. Right.
01:11:30 See the human.
01:11:33 Seem like a mess.
01:11:35 Somebody would be like. It's got man in it.
01:11:37 Yeah. I'm not human.
01:11:40 I'm a cat. I am not human.
01:11:43 Identifies the earthling cat.
01:11:46 Yes. Yeah.
01:11:48 So Earthling covers any living thing on earth or every.
01:11:52 Any drummer, any link, that thing, any link, any length, any link.
01:11:58 Why why do you got a speech impediment?
01:12:01 You got zero shit that said Chinese.
01:12:03 That's the wrong one.
01:12:04 There's there's two things going on.
01:12:06 A guy with a speech impediment up here.
01:12:11 In. I know I didn't say it was nice.
01:12:14 This isn't like
01:12:17 this is
01:12:19 kind of cuts to the quick.
01:12:22 Cuts to the quick.
01:12:26 I like that.
01:12:30 So, roll the clip.
01:12:36 And I abandon the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
01:12:39 Anyway.
01:12:40 Yeah. You.
01:12:44 They delete.
01:12:45 Allegedly. That's ignoring. No. Come from the.
01:12:48 I'll be right back.
01:12:49 I have to go find a new jammer for Okinawa in Japan on my shoulder.
01:12:54 This is the moment for Kotaku.
01:12:55 This is when I thought the, topic was Oriental, not orientation.
01:13:00 So there's obviously an Asian flare tonight.
01:13:03 But then I realized that, well, how multicultural this this rap was.
01:13:06 This is my new favorite rap.
01:13:08 I'm not a mother. I am the blueprint victim.
01:13:10 Me yeah. You start to get in my way.
01:13:12 All you do with that, you pick up for me that way.
01:13:16 You say you, me, hop in the buffet.
01:13:19 I'm actually.
01:13:21 What did she just say?
01:13:24 She said, oh, you did, you did it. Did.
01:13:31 That's what I hear when I hear this.
01:13:32 The threads I watched this whole video and it's.
01:13:36 The rapping is really good.
01:13:38 The chorus is really bad.
01:13:41 I like that.
01:13:42 It brings together people from different nations.
01:13:44 It's kind of cool.
01:13:45 I like it,
01:13:47 it's just not real. It's.
01:13:49 The hook is not real.
01:13:50 Hooky.
01:13:55 The rap dude.
01:13:57 I mean, what did he say about.
01:14:00 Why did,
01:14:02 I listen and,
01:14:04 224 seconds in or whatever it was
01:14:08 and decided that it was just a it wasn't.
01:14:11 Oh, what is he say? What?
01:14:14 What's the deal coast doing what you do
01:14:17 for what you do for fun.
01:14:21 What you do.
01:14:22 What would you do?
01:14:23 Yeah. Let's see. I don't like the chorus.
01:14:26 It's,
01:14:28 Chinese.
01:14:29 So what do you do for.
01:14:31 But I do like the fashion.
01:14:34 The third way to go.
01:14:37 Know what I mean?
01:14:38 He's in there, right? Yeah, yeah,
01:14:41 yeah, I love the rest.
01:14:42 Then I want to take
01:14:45 to his, harpoon weapon, Daniel Boone.
01:14:50 That's what I meant.
01:14:51 Freedom almost, almost got me.
01:14:55 It is somebody that I understand.
01:14:59 I think Pat Boone sings.
01:15:00 Put your head on my shoulders.
01:15:02 No, that's Blanca, you're the one.
01:15:06 Are you sure?
01:15:08 The Cuba.
01:15:10 I get the comments from, Pat Boone.
01:15:14 Tell me. Give you some.
01:15:16 Let me get you to play. You gotta take mine.
01:15:18 You do what you do, I do the tail region.
01:15:22 And you give a smile.
01:15:23 I told you, it's time to become nice.
01:15:26 That's not the kind of technologies.
01:15:28 And I'm not. I'm not a little.
01:15:30 Show you the video.
01:15:37 Yeah, I think it's.
01:15:39 That was cool.
01:15:39 I thought it was a good, cool video. Good.
01:15:42 The song, the concept was cool.
01:15:45 It was cool.
01:15:48 I enjoyed it.
01:15:50 That's my review.
01:15:51 What do you guys got?
01:15:54 Yeah, I thought it was,
01:15:55 I don't know, rap, I don't know, I can't tell you your favorite.
01:15:59 It's your new favorite rap.
01:16:02 Okay, sure.
01:16:05 Yeah, I have to.
01:16:05 I have to say that.
01:16:09 Do you know?
01:16:11 Sure.
01:16:13 There's no calls.
01:16:13 Somebody got a call in five, eight, six.
01:16:16 Call or text or call.
01:16:18 Give us your favorite.
01:16:20 The girls texted me their appreciation of my,
01:16:24 my job on the the the monologue because I didn't write a monologue,
01:16:28 I instead of, doing any show prep I worked this week.
01:16:34 Work sucks. I don't like it.
01:16:36 Oh. No, I work, I work every week,
01:16:39 I do, I have I know how we're doing this the whole time.
01:16:42 What? It's.
01:16:45 So you're saying that
01:16:46 for the last three and a half months, why wasn't the monologue stepped up?
01:16:50 I think it was. It was so funny.
01:16:53 Are. We're going to see it down now.
01:16:54 It's going to see no dating.
01:16:56 Last week was my favorite monologue.
01:16:58 Yeah, that was our last.
01:17:00 It was the last best monologue ever.
01:17:02 So what you're saying
01:17:04 this is what I'm saying?
01:17:05 Normally I have nothing written. This is done.
01:17:07 Let's just go.
01:17:08 All right.
01:17:08 See you guys.
01:17:09 Oh, no. We suck again.
01:17:12 No, what a one. It's a new beginning.
01:17:14 This is our orientation.
01:17:16 It is our orientation.
01:17:18 This is the orientation.
01:17:20 Intro to, ranting.
01:17:24 Now, there was, what's it called?
01:17:27 Orienteering.
01:17:27 When you do have to use a compass to find your way out of the woods,
01:17:32 it was called, navigation.
01:17:34 Yeah. I was going to say navigating.
01:17:36 Not even. Okay.
01:17:37 Well, orientation is is, finding orientation,
01:17:42 but orientation has to have,
01:17:46 it's not just a location.
01:17:47 That has to be it in relation to something else.
01:17:51 Two point right?
01:17:55 Right.
01:17:55 Was out of reference.
01:17:57 So our reference point is there is there an afterlife.
01:18:02 And no is the answer.
01:18:04 Well, no.
01:18:04 It depends on where your orientation is of how far away you are from that point.
01:18:09 Could be oh could be yes.
01:18:11 Could be somewhere.
01:18:15 Oh what's going on right now?
01:18:17 Not that.
01:18:21 Well, because I have to use my touchpad because nobody,
01:18:23 though nobody wants to hear the mouse click, apparently, is what I've been told.
01:18:26 So, my finger slips.
01:18:28 Oh, you Elmo handed it.
01:18:33 Sorry, guys, we're talking.
01:18:38 Do we have a chicken attack night?
01:18:40 Yeah.
01:18:41 Do we have those Japanese guys talking about Japanese guy stuff?
01:18:45 I don't think I sent one of those.
01:18:46 I did some bits, some beans.
01:18:48 Those hasn't filled. No.
01:18:50 Brady's.
01:18:51 Brady's pulled up this gentleman before,
01:18:53 and I've said that, I've hung out with them.
01:18:55 And I was actually in the audience during this comedy set
01:18:57 that was recorded in Detroit.
01:18:58 But this is where I was, heckler during the set.
01:19:01 Wasn't much of a heckler, but, it was.
01:19:03 It's pretty funny.
01:19:05 Okay.
01:19:09 It's crazy.
01:19:10 I have space.
01:19:12 Yeah.
01:19:14 I'm so sorry. Space cadet.
01:19:16 You identify as a space cat
01:19:19 now, so I will tell you that this person, he's.
01:19:22 He's trolling
01:19:23 a bit, but they were kind of just kind of having fun.
01:19:26 Having fun, but they looked like someone that would identify as a space cat.
01:19:30 Number one.
01:19:30 Number two, it was obviously a a,
01:19:35 woman pretending to be a male, but he was there with his family,
01:19:38 and his family was all normies, and he was like the only one that was.
01:19:43 Or she was the only one that was like, playing pretend.
01:19:47 And I don't think Newburg knew that because I actually texted him.
01:19:51 You can text this guy. He will text you back.
01:19:54 But I was like, dude, that was hilarious.
01:19:58 But I don't think he knew that.
01:19:59 It was, actually a trans, but it's like, I don't.
01:20:05 You know,
01:20:06 this is the most awkward encounter.
01:20:10 I've ever had.
01:20:13 With anyone.
01:20:17 What does that have to do with anything that you identify?
01:20:19 Like there's no game called duck.
01:20:22 Duck.
01:20:23 He identifies as a space cat.
01:20:28 Right. So.
01:20:30 Right. What is your name, sir?
01:20:32 Excuse me. Hello. Hey. Hi.
01:20:35 What's your name?
01:20:36 48. How old are you, Joe?
01:20:38 28. 28.
01:20:41 When's your voice going to change?
01:20:44 It's because it's a what?
01:20:47 What do they say?
01:20:48 It's a joke because it's a dentist.
01:20:51 As a space cat, how awkward would sex with Joe be?
01:20:56 It would have been better than space cat.
01:20:57 Like, right?
01:20:58 When he's done, he's like me. Oh.
01:21:07 I identify as a space cat.
01:21:11 I mean, it's pretty gangster. You.
01:21:15 Know how it is.
01:21:17 It's pretty gangster. I mean, I got to give it to.
01:21:19 No, no, no one else had the balls to say anything. And
01:21:24 he just
01:21:24 shouted out the most weird thing you could
01:21:28 ever shout out.
01:21:31 I mean, talk about, like, weird porn.
01:21:36 Like, what kind of porn do you watch?
01:21:38 I watch, I watch space cats at space cat porn.
01:21:43 You a cat? Yeah.
01:21:45 You know, Joel, everybody.
01:21:50 You guys have a striped bass cat?
01:21:53 Usually. Yeah, usually.
01:21:54 Comedians don't like when you interrupt their, live recorded
01:21:57 fucking,
01:22:00 like he says at the beginning that he's recording this.
01:22:02 He recorded two nights in a row at, I think it was Ridley's Comedy Castle
01:22:07 in Royal Oak.
01:22:08 But, you know, was in the audience. But.
01:22:11 No, but like, you're you're recording the fucking show.
01:22:14 You don't want people just, you know, is that something?
01:22:17 Because he spun it.
01:22:18 Well I do yeah I, I well and then I ended up making the
01:22:22 his shitty little album. So.
01:22:25 Oh well fine then.
01:22:32 So one of the, one of the top names was Deion Sanders kid.
01:22:35 He was in this draft. He was like
01:22:38 he was projected to go like five.
01:22:41 He was on Mel Kiper's big board from the 20th pick
01:22:44 all the way to when he was picked.
01:22:46 And I don't remember when it was as the next round.
01:22:50 Yeah, he was there for like over 100 players, but some fun college kids.
01:22:55 This is him getting a call from a
01:22:57 from a hey, I'll just play the way it was going to make you go, Mr.
01:23:01 Jamison. Thank you.
01:23:02 So this is very good. They're waiting on you.
01:23:05 Go and waiting on you.
01:23:07 Yeah. It's been a long wait, man.
01:23:09 You know for sure you didn't recognize when it's.
01:23:12 Come on, let's be legendary. Have like.
01:23:14 You're going to have to wait a little bit longer now, okay? All right. That
01:23:18 and then that one.
01:23:18 Yeah.
01:23:19 So and then you wait for the next pack to come in.
01:23:23 It was, it was the only what he gave his phone
01:23:25 number out just to the college is just this phone.
01:23:27 So only they should have had it, but somehow it got leaked.
01:23:29 I don't know how it got leaked.
01:23:30 So here's the here's the part two.
01:23:36 Things.
01:23:41 Now, just for the record, this is clearly not the Saints general manager.
01:23:44 This is just some
01:23:47 with an old.
01:23:47 He's he's got an old miss shirt on.
01:23:51 But this is the other end of the,
01:23:53 is this another.
01:23:57 This is making you obviously
01:23:58 you're the, the GM of the New Orleans because he started cracking up.
01:24:02 How are you doing on this, Mickey Lynn?
01:24:04 This here jam of the Saints.
01:24:07 What are you doing?
01:24:08 Yeah. How are you, man?
01:24:11 This the way, man?
01:24:12 Yeah. We have, it's been a long wait, man.
01:24:15 We're going to thank you as our next speaker out here, man.
01:24:19 This and be done through.
01:24:21 But you're going to have to wait a little bit longer, man.
01:24:24 Sorry about that.
01:24:29 I'm not the me.
01:24:32 Oh, I'm.
01:24:36 Oh, so I'm torn.
01:24:39 I don't I don't know, I mean, I don't at first
01:24:41 I was I'm like, oh dude that's you show yourself doing that right.
01:24:45 Yeah I just wouldn't show. I wouldn't put that on.
01:24:47 I wouldn't put myself on.
01:24:48 I put the audio out.
01:24:49 I would put.
01:24:52 I wouldn't do anyone's pointed.
01:24:54 I mean, it's like there's.
01:24:54 Don't they say the criminals can't help but blab
01:24:57 because they're like, almost proud of it. He definitely.
01:24:59 What's the point is, you know, honestly, a quiet prank to me is more of a move
01:25:04 because there wasn't even a there was no payoff.
01:25:06 There was no reward. Nobody even gets to share.
01:25:09 This is this is definitely people are talking about it.
01:25:11 I mean, I don't I think it's a dick. Okay.
01:25:13 So you think that's what he's going for
01:25:16 for it was like he could get in trouble.
01:25:18 I think he's he's going to get in trouble is going to come out.
01:25:20 He's going to be legendary.
01:25:21 I mean, there's going to be a whole group of people that yeah, he's going to be
01:25:24 the new like, yeah, the new, the blank.
01:25:27 It could be anybody up the time.
01:25:29 Green. Yeah.
01:25:30 Who's a bitch? No, not Tom green.
01:25:31 Who's the stupid.
01:25:33 This is a more recent one.
01:25:35 This is people failed on it.
01:25:40 Hawk two. He's the new hawk to. Oh, who?
01:25:43 I mean, coming in a few weeks, and then I'll fucking fall off the planet.
01:25:46 Come back on the podcast.
01:25:48 Oh, yeah.
01:25:48 I mean, did we talked about that on one of the shows?
01:25:51 Would you go to jail for a year for $1 million?
01:25:53 Like if you knew you you did something?
01:25:56 What kind of jail am I getting fucked in the ass?
01:25:58 It's a hypothetical jail. You might get hypothetical.
01:26:01 Oh, yeah.
01:26:03 Depends on who I hypothetically fuck with.
01:26:06 Or comment.
01:26:07 Sorry I was attracted to me. I want to go backwards.
01:26:10 So they kind of make sense.
01:26:13 I mean,
01:26:16 make me mean retarded.
01:26:18 Yeah, it was interesting.
01:26:20 I went to some comedy shows in New York.
01:26:22 I liked it, it was the only comedy shows I've been to were his.
01:26:25 And, it was interesting.
01:26:27 I took my kids to the one down in New York
01:26:30 when they were old enough to drink.
01:26:34 Wait, what are you doing?
01:26:35 What?
01:26:36 I don't what I don't suggest is going to the same comedian
01:26:39 twice back to back, because I get it.
01:26:42 Did you pull a Jerry and yell out the punch lines in every fucking joke?
01:26:45 Because, no, you just don't laugh at all the second time.
01:26:48 And it's interesting to see, like the little bit of change up
01:26:50 that they do or the fact that, like, they have the shit.
01:26:53 So like
01:26:55 it's like pre
01:26:56 rehearsed too much to where like I would get so tired of doing that.
01:27:00 Like I have to repeat myself a lot to customers in my work
01:27:03 and I hate it's the one of the worst things.
01:27:05 I hate it, it's so annoying.
01:27:07 Just redundant bullshit all the time.
01:27:09 I to do that two and three times a night.
01:27:14 Oh, I can relate to it.
01:27:16 By the time you get good at playing a set of music,
01:27:18 you are so sick of the songs, but everybody wants to hear those one or that,
01:27:23 right? Yeah, you get sick of it.
01:27:24 Especially some of you.
01:27:25 I'm sure you've heard tired, basic shit
01:27:29 and you want to play your new shit that nobody knows and nobody wants to hear.
01:27:32 And then you start playing and everybody just sits there.
01:27:34 What the hell is that?
01:27:35 We feel like
01:27:35 if you have a dynamic whatever and you have like multiple guitars
01:27:39 or everyone's playing like the rhythm isn't there,
01:27:40 usually the rhythm like very boring and redundant.
01:27:44 You're talking to a drummer, so fuck off.
01:27:46 I don't know, you're pretty redundant.
01:27:48 You drum by yourself, you repeat it, you just drum by yourself in the basement.
01:27:52 I thought you holidays and what he does.
01:27:55 I watched him do it.
01:27:56 And I've been in a basement with a lot of guys for a long time.
01:28:01 Wow. So no more playing rhythm?
01:28:03 No, nobody was playing rhythm.
01:28:08 Anyway, I do both anyhow, I do both.
01:28:10 I'm pan pan musical like pansexual.
01:28:15 I like to fuck flutes, is what I was saying.
01:28:18 Interesting.
01:28:20 So. Okay, so another thing
01:28:21 ladies, was for you.
01:28:25 Draw.
01:28:26 I would,
01:28:29 I would kill Fletch, Mary Brady, and.
01:28:33 Yeah, George, the sexy one.
01:28:36 Nice. Yeah.
01:28:38 Nice scrotum fagot.
01:28:40 Those are my only choices.
01:28:41 I definitely that one because I don't I and I don't have to get fucked.
01:28:45 Right.
01:28:46 And I think you're just the most financially stable of the three.
01:28:51 Speaking of that, this is the last week for clips.
01:28:55 This is the last week for StreamYard.
01:28:56 This is the last week for pretty much anything I can support.
01:28:59 Yeah. So I, I pay money to pump.
01:29:02 I don't support that.
01:29:04 But since you got a big, settlement check with the unemployment
01:29:07 if you want to pay for it for a year. Cool.
01:29:09 Otherwise, my plan is just.
01:29:10 I've got a bin full of about, I don't know, 10 to 15,000 clips
01:29:14 from the last year, and I'm just going to pop those up
01:29:16 instead of new ones, because I still don't have time to edit.
01:29:20 I did get a, settlement check.
01:29:22 I'm holding it right on my hand.
01:29:24 Sweet.
01:29:26 So from Lifetime Fitness, that was a class action lawsuit, and I just got a check.
01:29:30 Actually, within the week, less than a dollar.
01:29:33 It's $2.02.
01:29:35 Nice. That's huge for a class action.
01:29:37 But all I had to do was just, like, click on an email and
01:29:40 say that I got solicited.
01:29:42 See, I always get to I do that, I get to that point.
01:29:44 But where it says, you can't follow up this call, this will conclude the case.
01:29:49 I'm always like, you know what, you can hold your $2.
01:29:51 I'm going to wait for my dick to fall off,
01:29:53 and then I'm going to sue you for billions.
01:29:56 But it hasn't hasn't happened yet.
01:29:58 No, it was just solicitation.
01:29:59 It was an unapproved solicitation
01:30:02 post.
01:30:03 Post membership.
01:30:06 Post.
01:30:07 I am willing to foot the bill for the whatever we need for the show.
01:30:11 I love daytime fitness, but I just
01:30:13 didn't want to keep paying for it if I wasn't using it. So I canceled it.
01:30:16 But they were still soliciting larger insurance.
01:30:19 Bellevue's sponsored by the flasher and show.
01:30:23 Speaking of post, you said post post-it notes.
01:30:26 I bet she pull off post-it notes the wrong way.
01:30:28 Do you have a problem with post-it notes?
01:30:31 Final off after I do,
01:30:34 I don't use them.
01:30:36 I use a phone so shows the light on my phone.
01:30:39 Here's a pulling up I should have been pulling down.
01:30:45 I know what
01:30:47 on down years old when I found the proper way
01:30:49 to remove a sticky note from the stack, I was supposed
01:30:52 five years old when I found a post-it note.
01:30:54 Sticky notes around here all the time.
01:30:57 Normally there's 4 or 5 on the fridge.
01:30:59 I love this guy. He's not latest.
01:31:01 He's called the 40 year old guy or something like that because he says,
01:31:04 you're telling me for 40 years I would do it the wrong way.
01:31:06 I stick them on the phone,
01:31:08 and I don't know how many times I've come in here and there.
01:31:11 They fell off the fridge. Yeah.
01:31:12 So I don't know how many times I've come in there.
01:31:14 Even if I leave a pile of shit somewhere that some other person is going to come
01:31:18 by, I put a little sticky note on it and it always fucking falls off instead of,
01:31:23 you know, pulling them.
01:31:24 This is orientation, by the way.
01:31:27 I don't use magnets or I don't know, I have a fridge
01:31:30 that has a screen on it and you can just write on it.
01:31:32 I don't know.
01:31:34 Yeah, really.
01:31:34 Well, I don't have that at work or on job sites.
01:31:38 Take it,
01:31:39 don't you?
01:31:40 Straight down. I could print out a label. Yeah.
01:31:42 It's temporary.
01:31:43 I use a fucking post-it. Everything has an application.
01:31:46 What do you fly a rocket to? The.
01:31:48 You know, you straight down. What am I trying to say?
01:31:50 You don't need to fly a rocket.
01:31:51 I'm going to be over it.
01:31:53 He does not pull the, sticky notes off.
01:31:56 Probably two of my posts right down the way, down, up and down the angle.
01:32:01 So that's what this whole thing is about?
01:32:02 No, you don't peel it off, you pull down.
01:32:04 See? Look, he proved it. Look at him.
01:32:06 This one, the stickies already come off of it.
01:32:10 Where that where that edge was curled.
01:32:13 These two.
01:32:16 I've tested it. It.
01:32:18 So did you.
01:32:20 Did you film yourself testing it on?
01:32:21 Straight down? No, but I'll do it again if you want to do it.
01:32:24 I don't know where my sticky now. Is that life changing
01:32:27 now? I hope
01:32:28 my wife don't see this because she's gonna start doing this.
01:32:32 More sticky notes.
01:32:35 You could just curl that end back, before you can't.
01:32:38 You can't. You've tried.
01:32:40 It's not flat, dude.
01:32:41 If I touch it, you know, touch it.
01:32:44 Try it. Sticky note.
01:32:45 How it can.
01:32:46 We know I don't use them. I'm an adult.
01:32:50 Yeah.
01:32:50 Oh, adulting. Wait.
01:32:52 I've got an orientation on being an adult.
01:32:56 The only thing I really identify
01:32:57 with is being tired all the time.
01:33:00 Ryan got a check from Verizon
01:33:02 that I still that he still has for one penny. Wow.
01:33:08 I think that's,
01:33:10 Andrew Ryan.
01:33:12 Next thing you know, you'll be getting a, Verizon
01:33:14 device sent to your house every month, and you'll have to pay a shitload for it.
01:33:19 Isn't that you?
01:33:20 Don't you get 99 Verizon devices for a penny.
01:33:23 All right. I was saving this one, too.
01:33:24 I'm going backwards.
01:33:25 Gary, how's the new job?
01:33:26 What are your hours?
01:33:28 6 to 2:30 a.m., Monday through Friday.
01:33:34 Saturday is optional.
01:33:36 I opted to work Saturday.
01:33:38 I better keep it moving.
01:33:40 So here's
01:33:42 the actual story about, we said how a judge
01:33:46 considers a challenge to the Environmental Protection Agency's a chair.
01:33:49 This is not what I wanted to watch. What?
01:33:52 IPods.
01:33:54 Oh. Hello, everybody.
01:33:55 Oh, ignore that.
01:33:56 They don't have the weed.
01:33:58 I lost a couple of videos to see. I.
01:34:00 I got to clip the videos
01:34:01 because they're so bad, they get, edited off the internet.
01:34:04 So I lost two shocking videos. The baby.
01:34:09 Yeah.
01:34:09 Interesting.
01:34:10 She in big time.
01:34:13 Oh, I know, right.
01:34:14 I think this this might be considered, our our our
01:34:19 reality.
01:34:20 Yeah.
01:34:20 I mean, I'm really kind of creeped out a little bit, but
01:34:24 it was about the little cuts on his fingertips.
01:34:27 He's got, claw marks and scratches and bites all over his arm.
01:34:32 Two from that dog?
01:34:34 Yeah.
01:34:35 Are you just training him to bite you? Why don't you get one of those? Right.
01:34:38 That's all she does. Because she's got teeth.
01:34:40 She got beat.
01:34:41 You got to get some shit to chew on and teacher to chew on that.
01:34:44 Yeah, I do a good job.
01:34:47 Yeah, that. That dog's good.
01:34:49 Plenty of stuff. Yeah.
01:34:52 I'm sure.
01:34:53 What the dog doing?
01:34:54 Do you want some alone time?
01:34:57 I was doing, I didn't mean to mention this.
01:34:59 The reason I saw his arms was I actually saw,
01:35:03 draw. I rl
01:35:06 actually, not just I,
01:35:09 I did some, like the dog did, and.
01:35:12 Yeah, I did.
01:35:14 So Sunday we were just going to stoney, you know that.
01:35:16 But we, we met at the stranger and his, the rest of his car to bailed on him.
01:35:22 They abandoned him.
01:35:23 So he was, like, out there all alone.
01:35:25 So we to do when we get there as Gary starts picking up random dudes.
01:35:29 And so I picked up a random dude.
01:35:31 Is it the new kid?
01:35:33 And we.
01:35:33 That's the new find our card.
01:35:36 And, you know, I, I started to me and
01:35:40 and you know how I get inappropriate humor and he wasn't having it.
01:35:45 He wasn't getting it. He wasn't laughing.
01:35:48 And I think, we're not going to picked up on that a little bit too.
01:35:53 He was he was don't say anything.
01:35:54 But he definitely was I don't know, he wasn't laughed a few times.
01:35:58 Just left.
01:36:00 No. For the sake of leaving,
01:36:01 don't touch my beer cans with, laughter is kind of contagious.
01:36:05 And he wasn't even,
01:36:07 he was kind of just playing along.
01:36:11 It was pretty obvious he wasn't.
01:36:13 What was his name and address?
01:36:14 Did you mention that you were on a publicly broadcasted show that that would.
01:36:19 I wouldn't mention that right away.
01:36:21 I did, I told him, yeah, I told him the name of the show.
01:36:26 I told him, Rumble Live because we want a happy ending.
01:36:30 Why do you think we like happy endings?
01:36:31 Oh, this because more than happy, happy endings, we like happy endings.
01:36:36 And here Jesus's offering us eternal life.
01:36:41 A happy and happy.
01:36:42 And the result, then, is if you believe, if you have repented of your sin
01:36:47 and you come to faith in Christ and believe in a resurrection of the dead,
01:36:52 and that Christ can accomplish this for you, that he died
01:36:56 on the on the cross for your sin as a Christian.
01:36:59 Then it changes a number of things.
01:37:03 Yeah,
01:37:05 I thought, I thought the happy ending was funny.
01:37:08 Yeah, yeah, it changes a number of things.
01:37:11 Number of things.
01:37:12 Jesus died on the cross.
01:37:14 The Messiah.
01:37:18 What kind of a massage at the ending.
01:37:22 So a teaser for, the Rumble side.
01:37:24 We do have Rachel Regan's update.
01:37:28 Oh, we should probably go there now.
01:37:32 See, on the other side, we.
01:37:34 Yeah. Wow.
01:37:36 That's quick. It's a little early
01:37:38 there.
01:37:38 Comment I gotta get up in four hours.
01:37:41 I don't I don't think there's any comments.
01:37:43 There's no comments.
01:37:44 What happened.
01:37:45 There's like two people comment.
01:37:48 Oh yeah. No kidding.
01:37:49 Well let's do that. We do have yeah.
01:37:51 Go to the shorts and comment right now and we'll, we'll read them
01:37:54 where we'll read it like right, right. Live. Yeah.
01:37:57 How do you want to.
01:37:58 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come look at me when I
01:38:02 come back,
01:38:04 remember that I'm not coming.
01:38:06 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:38:09 Get in the middle.
01:38:10 Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
01:38:14 Parent advice time
01:38:17 you. Sweetie?
01:38:19 Honey? Everything okay?
01:38:20 What happened hon?
01:38:21 My defender having a sleepover now? Me?
01:38:25 Second of all,
01:38:27 without ever, ever
01:38:29 experiencing consequences like the sorrow and sadness.
01:38:33 And I feel bad for the little girl that she was excluded.
01:38:35 But me, she's pretty clear on that, right?
01:38:39 Did it sound like I was critical?
01:38:40 I let's just read the comment.
01:38:43 Head down.
01:38:45 27 said.
01:38:46 What the fuck? She's a kid, don't have kids.
01:38:49 You are the unlikable person here, clearly directed at me.
01:38:54 Yeah.
01:38:55 So I don't know how caring for children and worrying about their future.
01:38:59 It makes me unlikable, but I can tell you and assure you that I don't give a fuck
01:39:04 if you like me.
01:39:05 My goal is to have children that are likable and well-adjusted, well,
01:39:09 productive, that have autonomy, mastery, and purpose, and hopefully some happiness.
01:39:15 So I take offense to your comment.
01:39:17 Of course, she's a kid.
01:39:18 What I was criticizing clearly was the parents,
01:39:20 the moronic parents that were ignoring being parents.
01:39:23 So what I have to say to you, head to head to head 27 is clearly you're a child.
01:39:29 Yes, I find you perfectly unlikable.
01:39:33 You lose Instacart.
01:39:37 Oh my goodness.
01:39:37 Fred's rant seemed to have replied and said almost exactly what I did.
01:39:41 This is weird.
01:39:42 To be clear, we are being critical of the parents taking away
01:39:45 the kids consequences and replacing that feeling with food.
01:39:49 We are not criticizing the child.
01:39:51 I can presume you are your kids.
01:39:54 As a child and you criticize the child as well.
01:39:58 Yeah, it's Instacart, I think.
01:39:59 The kid, not I want them to feel bad.
01:40:02 Good luck.
01:40:04 Use Instacart
01:40:07 possible for us to understand.
01:40:10 All of you may or may not get a discount on Instacart
01:40:12 if you use the, keyword flag rant.
01:40:16 Yes. Yeah, you you probably will, but may or may not.
01:40:20 It's egotistical to be like we actually understand any of it.
01:40:24 You just have to understand it all.
01:40:27 So this one was a short clip for us to understand.
01:40:30 Yeah, all of reality.
01:40:32 Gary just simply said it's impossible for us to understand it all.
01:40:35 And I just merely added that
01:40:38 I think it's how about it would be arrogant to think so.
01:40:41 It's bold and egotistical to be like, we actually understand any of it.
01:40:45 Any of it, any of.
01:40:46 Okay, yeah. You know,
01:40:49 okay, that is not my cat commented and said,
01:40:53 I want my money back after watching this.
01:40:58 I want money.
01:40:59 Okay, here you go. This oh, look at that.
01:41:02 Fladge rants actually responded
01:41:05 provide your address and we will process your refund.
01:41:08 Thank you for your input.
01:41:10 Yeah thank you for the input.
01:41:12 Yeah I think what I want to thank you for it.
01:41:15 Right. You son of a bitch. That's even worse.
01:41:17 Thank anybody here.
01:41:21 Why waste time with many word when if you were do trick
01:41:24 right.
01:41:28 Nice.
01:41:29 That's what they say.
01:41:31 Yeah.
01:41:33 Who they?
01:41:34 The fucking astro cat. People that suck.
01:41:36 Yeah, the people that suck. That what?
01:41:37 The word they identify as, space cats.
01:41:40 Oh, one more thing we can do before we do our comments.
01:41:44 I thought there was more comments.
01:41:46 Now. We had to.
01:41:48 There was one laughing comment, and that was it.
01:41:49 Yeah, we've been real limited on the comments.
01:41:53 Hey, come on, come on, come on in. My.
01:41:58 How many, how many, how memory.
01:42:01 Yeah, yeah.
01:42:02 Hit the bumper while I find the video.
01:42:04 Okay.
01:42:05 Where's the bumper?
01:42:06 Why don't you have a person for that?
01:42:08 For what's of you son of a bitch.
01:42:11 Please, please, please fix me.
01:42:16 Me, please, please.
01:42:19 Here it is harsh and please, please, please.
01:42:23 Oh, for us, for
01:42:28 I did wonderful I tried, I was so I can't get it.
01:42:31 No dramatic paradox a real annoying paradox.
01:42:36 Relativity I didn't understand and I thought, this is great
01:42:40 because we've covered the video.
01:42:42 She's covered so much.
01:42:43 It's from we've covered the video.
01:42:44 She's covering.
01:42:46 It's the wrong button.
01:42:47 I don't know why.
01:42:48 That was quite a reflex.
01:42:49 I went to back up because, look, that's her first cut.
01:42:52 She did a little zoom
01:42:52 cut and I'm so proud she's been doing this for, what, like 50 years?
01:42:56 Pretty. Yes.
01:42:58 Hold on.
01:42:58 I hate to jump back segments, but you do miss comments.
01:43:01 What about this one?
01:43:03 Oh, never mind.
01:43:05 What about this one?
01:43:08 Oh. Oh, you know what?
01:43:11 Where'd that come from?
01:43:12 That wasn't on my list of comments I had to.
01:43:14 I did have to go to, like, the fucking newest first,
01:43:17 but I go to I go to you go to a different thing.
01:43:20 But I was just going through the that the topic this week.
01:43:23 I'm just saying you're making her. Is that the topic this week?
01:43:25 I think it is impossible for us to understand all of reality.
01:43:31 It's weird because you're a different
01:43:32 oh, you were on TikTok where you I'm on YouTube.
01:43:34 Oh, I was going to say I did that one, I didn't how did I not see it?
01:43:36 I was on that fucking clip.
01:43:39 Yeah, it was different platform.
01:43:40 I don't know, because we were looking.
01:43:42 I better go look back. It.
01:43:44 Wait, what are you are you know who he was?
01:43:46 I don't know what the rest of the
01:43:48 the. I feel like a failure.
01:43:51 I've been called. That's okay. I'm kind of over.
01:43:52 That's why there's two publisher parent advice.
01:43:55 Time is that way,
01:43:57 lady.
01:43:59 No longer than one person saw that big ass.
01:44:03 What you did. Big ass chunk j cargo.
01:44:06 I thought you saw that.
01:44:07 Another clip or another comment.
01:44:09 You guys check the pit
01:44:13 there.
01:44:13 We had a very there's Derrickson but let's go to chasing those.
01:44:19 Yeah.
01:44:19 Did this start with a woman having a stroke.
01:44:21 Had the pet.
01:44:22 Like what I was trying to say
01:44:25 was you guys are talking about if it started or not at all.
01:44:28 And if it has always been there.
01:44:30 What I, what you were saying after that was it never was.
01:44:35 Was all the way down, I mean, nothing the end of it.
01:44:38 Very birthday.
01:44:42 And that's the end of it all.
01:44:43 I mean, who's to say it ever will, ever was.
01:44:46 What was it exactly the same moment,
01:44:49 time.
01:44:53 Great clip.
01:44:55 Does it start with a woman having a stroke?
01:44:57 Very, very.
01:44:58 There 61 five stars. Yes.
01:45:00 And that they had the pet.
01:45:03 What I was say say, dude, I'm love the comments.
01:45:06 Still, you guys still don't see that comment.
01:45:10 Oh, isn't that bizarre?
01:45:11 That's bizarre.
01:45:12 That is bizarre. Bizarre.
01:45:14 I was, blue blue blue blue blue blue.
01:45:17 Maybe.
01:45:20 Look how handsome you look.
01:45:22 I know I got to dress up one.
01:45:24 Oh, right.
01:45:27 Finished puberty.
01:45:29 I like this shirt
01:45:31 of the Andromeda paradox.
01:45:34 You just watch this.
01:45:35 I never does this.
01:45:36 Watch a fancy.
01:45:37 This is your standard on that. Really?
01:45:40 She's wearing makeup and lipstick.
01:45:41 You got Botox? Me?
01:45:43 So she's watching her daughter?
01:45:45 Yeah. She's like this.
01:45:46 She like. It's not just the lipstick.
01:45:48 Yeah. What is the drama about?
01:45:51 She's not wearing lipstick.
01:45:52 If you and I are looking at Andromeda 2.5 million light years away, what happens
01:45:57 is with your sit with your chair, and I'm running by, and I know by you.
01:46:02 We both looked over this.
01:46:04 I didn't want to know her comments on what we already said done.
01:46:08 Even though we're in the same location again.
01:46:10 Same thing that you think that relativity and you think that I keep talking
01:46:14 in this scenario.
01:46:15 How far away from me are you when you're running away?
01:46:17 So you're like, you look back and you see, I see your days apart
01:46:21 because of our physical perspective on what you think.
01:46:22 You think like it's I be right now, which always seems like that's how it works.
01:46:25 Motion changes perception.
01:46:26 Do you see how confused Neil looks?
01:46:28 That was exactly my reaction to like this can't possibly be true, right?
01:46:34 This doesn't make any sense.
01:46:35 Then again, relativity has this way of working with our brain,
01:46:40 with, the Andromeda paradox.
01:46:43 What's that?
01:46:43 Turned out that it originally came from Roger Penrose,
01:46:47 who I think understands Einstein theory.
01:46:51 I always tell them I find himself.
01:46:53 So now I wasn't just first, I was so for not understanding.
01:46:59 Look at this shit.
01:47:00 Are you going to put out a duck?
01:47:02 No, she's had some.
01:47:04 She had some work done, right.
01:47:07 Or some Botox. Like how much fatter those lips are?
01:47:09 She looks fucking stupid. Yeah, definitely.
01:47:11 Just this video. Yeah.
01:47:13 She looks fucking like a duck.
01:47:16 Person for that.
01:47:17 For what's her.
01:47:20 Please, please, please.
01:47:23 Yeah. She.
01:47:24 Seriously, if you're going to, like, get some shit done,
01:47:27 I don't know, do some of those titties are also embarrassed.
01:47:30 She's wearing a nice, nice shirt.
01:47:32 She must have got a new boyfriend or something.
01:47:33 Look at exactly what Penrose Bible videos on Rambo.
01:47:37 This is, like 99 book The Emperor's New Mind.
01:47:42 Yeah.
01:47:42 What kind of printers that 1989
01:47:45 92 paper.
01:47:47 That's that's pretty new on the street.
01:47:49 Looks fucking almost the two projects
01:47:52 on Space Fleet House already
01:47:54 on journey while the other the decision.
01:47:58 I'll stick with not 27 year will actually take place has not been made.
01:48:04 That sounds very similar to what Hakeem says on the podcast,
01:48:08 but now that Penrose did say that this place, I'm sure
01:48:12 they'll actually see the event, Penrose goes on,
01:48:16 how come they'll still be some uncertainty as to the outcome of that decision?
01:48:21 If to either person the decision has already been made,
01:48:25 then surely there cannot be any uncertainty?
01:48:28 Doesn't it depend the launching of the entire fleet is an inevitability.
01:48:31 In fact, need to people to get to know of the launching of the space fleet.
01:48:36 They can now, only later well tell us.
01:48:39 Copic observations from Earth reveal that the fleet is indeed on its way.
01:48:44 Then they can hark back to that chance encounter
01:48:47 and come to the conclusion that at that time
01:48:52 of them,
01:48:52 the decision lay in the uncertain future.
01:48:55 Why, to the other it lay in the certain past.
01:48:59 Was there then any uncertainty about the future,
01:49:02 or was the future of both people already fixed?
01:49:05 What Penrose is going on here is an idealized theory.
01:49:08 The notion of now becomes subjective.
01:49:09 Neil, I'll talk to him. I want to talk about this in the podcast.
01:49:11 Well, I think I've messed up the relation to the Andromeda paradox.
01:49:14 Let me draw this in a spacetime diagram, because I think this will clarify that
01:49:16 in a spacetime diagram, we space time diagram.
01:49:19 So axes, you have to imagine
01:49:20 that this one dimensional space is actually three dimensional.
01:49:22 And well good luck with that.
01:49:23 If you just stand still then you move on a vertical line.
01:49:25 This diagram like this.
01:49:27 If your friend walks by at a slow pace and meets
01:49:28 you just when the clock strikes zero
01:49:30 and doesn't look like this, let's say that he does.
01:49:31 Over here,
01:49:32 it doesn't matter exactly what velocity it moves relative to the two people,
01:49:34 so let's just say it doesn't move relative to you.
01:49:36 In these diagrams, light travels 45 degree angle.
01:49:39 You can see immediately that there is exactly one light
01:49:40 signal arriving from Andromeda at the place and time
01:49:42 the two people meet, so they must agree on what they see.
01:49:44 This is why I was so confused by what happens.
01:49:46 Somebody just can't be correct and indeed, what Penrose talks
01:49:48 about in this Andromeda paradox is something else.
01:49:50 What these people see is something that happens in the distant past, midnight
01:49:53 and a half million light years away,
01:49:54 so we can only see what happened 2.5 minutes ago.
01:49:55 Penrose is instead
01:49:56 talking about what happens in Andromeda at the moment these people meet.
01:49:59 And for this you have to introduce a notion of now or of 1980.
01:50:02 You can do this, for example, by saying, well, suppose I played two times.
01:50:05 I mean the distance of 100m and one that was already over 500m.
01:50:08 At which moments do I have to flash so that I see them flashing at the same time?
01:50:11 The answer is the flash events.
01:50:12 Objects have to be on the same horizontal line.
01:50:14 Since I knew how far away the flashes took place
01:50:15 and how long they traveled, I can figure out
01:50:17 which event in my past coincides with these two flashes.
01:50:19 So these three events happened at the same moment.
01:50:21 And this tells me that generally,
01:50:22 everything that happens on this
01:50:23 horizontal line happens at the same moment,
01:50:24 in each moment, everything on a horizontal line is not for me.
01:50:27 But here's the thing your friend who walks by doesn't agree.
01:50:29 Because between the moment these lights flash and he sees them flash, he's moved.
01:50:32 So he sees the flash he's moving towards earlier.
01:50:34 But your friend could find out what happens at the same time,
01:50:36 the same way as he,
01:50:37 by putting two flash lights
01:50:38 at the same distance for him. And if the flashes arrive
01:50:40 at the same time, he knew they happened simultaneously.
01:50:42 The issue is not that he doesn't agree with yours.
01:50:45 So is this all tilted relative to yours?
01:50:47 And so he's now doesn't agree with yours.
01:50:49 But let's come back to Penrose.
01:50:50 And what don't you understand about the I don't want to
01:50:54 hear the flea takes off.
01:50:55 The issue is on us. You meet your friend.
01:50:56 They are still discussing it in that moment, according to you.
01:50:58 But according to your friend, they've already left.
01:51:00 Now, neither you nor your friend can possibly know anything about this.
01:51:03 Because the information from Andromeda. I can't reach you.
01:51:05 But this brings up the question of whether the decision was already made.
01:51:08 As Penrose writes, was there then any uncertainty about the future
01:51:11 or what's the future of those people already fixed?
01:51:13 So the Andromeda Paradox brings up this question
01:51:14 of whether the future still of moral ethics.
01:51:16 The usual conclusion from the relativistic discussion of now
01:51:18 is that the future is aspects of the past.
01:51:20 This is what's called the block universe.
01:51:21 The only other way to consistently make sense of a now in series
01:51:24 is to refuse to talk about what happens now elsewhere, but logically possible.
01:51:27 But it's just not how we use the web now.
01:51:29 We talk about things that happen now, elsewhere all the time.
01:51:31 So I find this an unsatisfactory solution, and I believe that the block
01:51:33 universe is correct.
01:51:34 I explain the consequences of this in more detail in my paper.
01:51:36 She does.
01:51:37 But to come back to this at all
01:51:39 in the podcast, but you go on to discuss the question of now usually
01:51:42 so but I think that I didn't correctly explain just what the paradox is.
01:51:45 It's not just you.
01:51:46 Relativity really is confusing you. Physicists get it sometimes wrong.
01:51:48 I find it endlessly fascinating how much physics tells us
01:51:50 about the fundamental structure of reality.
01:51:52 It's not just relativity, but also quantum physics in general,
01:51:54 differential equations and all the maths that we use.
01:51:56 If you want to learn more about all of this,
01:51:57 I recommend you have a look at the courses on
01:52:00 courses on Brilliant.
01:52:03 Hey, word vessel number one.
01:52:07 Okay. This is a security,
01:52:10 I got a piece of popcorn stuck in the back of my teeth.
01:52:14 How would you get it out?
01:52:16 Well, Wanda, I probably wouldn't even get it out.
01:52:20 What I do is I probably put some butter on my tongue
01:52:23 and just working on in there with the rest of that popcorn.
01:52:28 All the way.
01:52:32 It's a man just trying to get in there.
01:52:34 Yeah, yeah. But yeah, this is back when that was.
01:52:36 So you drink one beer.
01:52:38 You're not an alcoholic.
01:52:39 You make one song on SoundCloud.
01:52:42 You're not a rapper.
01:52:43 But I suck one.
01:52:45 Yes, you are.
01:52:48 Yeah, I agree you are.
01:52:50 You don't have to put us down and SoundCloud.
01:52:51 If you. If you rap your rapper.
01:52:54 Right? That's the key.
01:52:55 That's the key to being something.
01:52:56 Whatever it is, if you call yourself an artist, everybody
01:52:58 making as a musician yourself a welder, you need to be welding.
01:53:02 If you call yourself a podcaster, you need to be podcasting.
01:53:05 Whatever you think you want to do, just do it.
01:53:08 And then you are that thing.
01:53:10 You don't need approval or money or anything to to validate it.
01:53:18 All right. You.
01:53:22 To be successful at it, you do,
01:53:25 to be happy with it, you know varied.
01:53:28 How how are you measuring success back to money again.
01:53:32 We've had this kind of success, is there?
01:53:34 See, you lost me on that. Fuck off.
01:53:36 You'll know. You'll grow. You'll get it.
01:53:39 Money is happy.
01:53:40 You is different than being successful.
01:53:43 Agreed.
01:53:44 But maybe if happiness is what your goal is
01:53:47 and you succeeded, happiness, then that's success.
01:53:50 So obviously the goal matters. Of what?
01:53:53 The success, you know, brings, right?
01:53:57 I don't know, I think you lost me.
01:53:59 So I'm not saying that you weren't making sense.
01:54:01 You just lost me.
01:54:03 I don't like that success is only equated to the corporate ladder and money.
01:54:08 You know, you could if you ask somebody, did you want to be homeless?
01:54:12 It's. It's about winning.
01:54:13 It's winning overall.
01:54:15 Winning winning, winning, winning what?
01:54:18 More than your name.
01:54:18 Winning success. Winning.
01:54:21 Think I know it does that to be is direct competition.
01:54:24 But if you want to compare then yeah winning I remember being
01:54:27 I remember being 40
01:54:30 I don't it's adorable.
01:54:35 I don't
01:54:36 oh you just you're going to you're going to race through life.
01:54:39 You're going to do all this winning and succeeding,
01:54:41 and then you're going to realize that that was a waste.
01:54:44 As long as you have enough.
01:54:46 No, no. All right.
01:54:47 Trust me, I must be wrong.
01:54:49 Then I'm not out there like, oh, yeah, I know.
01:54:54 Well, my point, I don't know, I make obviously I don't know what
01:54:56 I am not working.
01:54:57 It's success is it's obviously even when I am working for work.
01:55:03 Oh see I'm sorry.
01:55:06 I mean no fucking good.
01:55:08 I, I don't want my clients to know this, but I love my work.
01:55:12 I love doing it.
01:55:13 I would do it for free if I could get by living like I don't.
01:55:16 I don't want to charge anybody any money ever.
01:55:18 I'm not like communist or socialist. Obviously.
01:55:20 I understand,
01:55:22 understand, I understand, I understand.
01:55:25 Yeah, that's a carryover from
01:55:27 Brina.
01:55:29 Sure.
01:55:30 Brina.
01:55:32 All right.
01:55:32 So the last thing I want to show on
01:55:33 YouTube is this, something that I'm always not careful on.
01:55:37 You know, I blur out my neighborhood and I don't check this guy out.
01:55:43 See what happens if you let a little bit on the internet.
01:55:45 So amazing. Jordan, where are you?
01:55:49 Did you say draw?
01:55:50 I don't know, I don't know, I know I have five more hours left in this.
01:55:53 Two possums.
01:55:54 You know, I had to do it to him.
01:55:56 First thing I notice is the North face logo on your sweater was backwards.
01:55:58 Meaning you recorded this in selfie mode,
01:56:00 reversing the image
01:56:01 to get a better lay of the land and some pretty flat and arid landscape,
01:56:04 some sparse vegetation, and some very clear skies.
01:56:06 Oh, this is fairly reminiscent of the southwest of the Great Plains
01:56:09 states, which is why I notice most people in your comment section
01:56:11 guessing things like Oklahoma, Nebraska, Texas, or Nevada
01:56:14 has to do with orientation too.
01:56:15 I'm not most people. Yeah, road trip.
01:56:17 And if this was some big cross country road trip,
01:56:19 you'd expect this highway behind you to be some interstate highway.
01:56:22 But I notice some problems there.
01:56:23 First, using this pole as reference, I noticed it took this truck approximately
01:56:26 1.21 second. Travel just around 80ft.
01:56:28 Generally put the truck speed at 45 miles an hour,
01:56:30 which is pretty slow for an interstate highway.
01:56:32 Additionally, this overhanging sign seemed to comprised
01:56:34 of two flashing lights on either side with a diamond warning sign in the middle.
01:56:38 I can only imagine doing something like this,
01:56:40 with the two flashing lights adding to a warning for an upcoming stop.
01:56:43 Again, something you would not expect to see on an interstate highway.
01:56:46 Maybe this wasn't an interstate highway.
01:56:47 Maybe this was actually just a state highway that would have an intersection
01:56:50 with a traffic light of some kind if it intersected with another state road.
01:56:54 Seemed to be the case because the road behind you,
01:56:55 I'd only had one lane on the left side, actually had three on the right,
01:56:59 which would make sense if one was a turning lane to the left,
01:57:01 one was a turning lane to the right, and one just continued straight.
01:57:04 Another place I thought you might see a sign like this would be.
01:57:07 Perhaps if this was at an entrance to the highway,
01:57:09 really look like there was anything behind this post to intersect.
01:57:11 To seem like you were standing so close to this highway over here.
01:57:14 And if this road that runs
01:57:16 perpendicular to the highway over here turned into an entrance of some kind
01:57:20 and didn't intersect with it, we should be able to see that entrance
01:57:23 at some point throughout your video on this.
01:57:24 Seem to suggest that you were never on Interstate Highway,
01:57:27 and these two roads behind you are just to State Road,
01:57:29 where you pull over and not be next to an interstate highway
01:57:32 would be if you were never on an interstate highway at all.
01:57:35 You were just on state roads this entire time.
01:57:38 Told me you never left the goddamn state or in motherfucking California.
01:57:43 You think so?
01:57:44 Let me know which state roads look for the first
01:57:46 being that whatever road this is, it has to be important enough
01:57:48 to have a sign like this seem to be one of these
01:57:50 changing displays, which typically only ever see on major roadways.
01:57:53 The moon over your head over here and based off the part of the moon visible
01:57:56 and the date that you uploaded this to some of the moons
01:57:58 as we see on the screen.
01:57:59 So put the moon directly east,
01:58:01 which means whatever road this is has to be traveling east west.
01:58:04 The fact that you're already back in San Diego
01:58:05 just three days later for a poker tournament,
01:58:08 I figure that you're actually on your way back from an off road trip.
01:58:11 This way.
01:58:11 I first start looking in the Fresno area roughly five hours away from San Diego,
01:58:15 where I found these two state roads that seem to intersect at the direction
01:58:18 in size.
01:58:19 As I was looking for this guy, does he get paid for this?
01:58:23 These two signs you make money off of this YouTube channel.
01:58:26 This kind of about his shoulder on looking from that same vantage point.
01:58:28 It's quite moving.
01:58:29 He leads, taking off corners.
01:58:31 Come on. That's
01:58:33 what he's doing here is fun.
01:58:34 Just four hours away from San Diego, specifically
01:58:38 in the parking lot of this joust.
01:58:40 Remember, kids, even if you don't know where you are,
01:58:43 someone.
01:58:47 Someone always go to why they have to reach out to the children.
01:58:50 That's kind of creepy. It's creepy when we try to do this right.
01:58:52 Was that a threat?
01:58:55 And sort of like a threat to the children?
01:58:56 Watch out. Children.
01:58:58 Any more children?
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02:00:36 Ding ding ding ding ding.
02:00:49 Ladies and gentlemen,
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02:00:58 Oh, let me tell you something, brother.
02:01:00 What you gonna do when Donald Trump,
02:01:05 you're.
02:01:10 All okay, that.
02:01:12 Shut up, bitch.
02:01:19 So my point was that,
02:01:22 sometimes there comes a time in your life that you
02:01:27 find that the the the.
02:01:32 Yeah.
02:01:32 In case Barry,
02:01:36 timing.
02:01:38 It's sometimes is all about timing
02:01:40 when things just the the stars align and,
02:01:45 it's not that I'm not looking for more friends.
02:01:49 I'm diving close the book on that.
02:01:51 I've got, like,
02:01:54 a dozen close friends, and that doesn't.
02:01:59 That number doesn't really grow much.
02:02:01 And, we met a new guy on Sunday, and I don't think
02:02:04 he'll be numbered in those press, but we met a new guy.
02:02:09 It's it's not like an open relationship.
02:02:11 It's.
02:02:12 Yeah.
02:02:12 Yeah, he's he's, our boyfriend, but he's bisexual.
02:02:17 It's just, it seems.
02:02:20 Let's pray the gateway less and less frequently.
02:02:25 If you don't want to talk the way this Bible talks,
02:02:27 you should keep your mouth shut.
02:02:30 Did you find someone that I like this?
02:02:32 Yeah, actually.
02:02:33 Click with. Okay. This is a great survival tip.
02:02:35 This is, I watched this video over and over again.
02:02:41 Nipples.
02:02:43 Wait.
02:02:44 Why did you have to tear that part of her shirt
02:02:47 right.
02:02:51 I've never heard of that mince company.
02:02:56 But watch what she does with this stone.
02:02:58 Now, first of all, how are you gonna find a stone like that?
02:03:03 Maybe you have it with you.
02:03:04 But watch what she does.
02:03:07 Look at the close up.
02:03:10 Burn it.
02:03:12 All right.
02:03:12 Wait, wait.
02:03:15 Hold on.
02:03:15 Wait, wait, wait a minute. What?
02:03:17 We should watch it again. Yeah.
02:03:23 Okay.
02:03:25 Hold on. That one.
02:03:27 Hold on.
02:03:30 I'm confused.
02:03:30 Other than I like the nipples, but.
02:03:33 So she has a fire?
02:03:38 Yes, she already has the fire as so.
02:03:41 This is assuming that you already have a fire.
02:03:45 You need to start another fire.
02:03:48 Yeah.
02:03:49 It just became silly to start another fire right next to your other fire.
02:03:54 Right? You.
02:03:57 See? Yeah.
02:03:57 I just watched a chicken attack.
02:04:03 It she like dense that, she dense.
02:04:05 The can is if that does anything at all.
02:04:07 I don't think it didn't even pierce through it.
02:04:09 And it's not like it's a sealed.
02:04:10 Can I.
02:04:13 Yeah, well, she poked holes in it, so it definitely wasn't.
02:04:16 Well, she's also starting a fire
02:04:18 and using this magical method which already has a fire. Right.
02:04:21 So I also don't know these little fiber swatches.
02:04:24 Did you know you can take a piece of flint and
02:04:28 piece of cloth?
02:04:29 I think she could have done it with our
02:04:32 putting them.
02:04:33 I like this video.
02:04:35 Can't you just use the shirt without having a fire first
02:04:38 and then then a mid box?
02:04:40 Can you just start the cloth on fire?
02:04:43 I mean, if you have a lighter
02:04:45 to start the cloth and you don't see you're going to kind of rock that.
02:04:49 I like her turning it into a half shirt.
02:04:52 Was that any rock or was that like a piece of flint?
02:04:55 I would say Flint
02:04:57 doesn't really look flinty, but I don't know what natural Flint
02:05:00 looks like. All I know is it not a little.
02:05:02 It may look like I thought it might look.
02:05:04 These things.
02:05:08 You mean they don't grow on trees looking like a big.
02:05:12 I don't care.
02:05:13 That's not why I shared that video.
02:05:16 Why did you share the video?
02:05:18 Those pants love the orange pants.
02:05:20 Yeah, I kind of thought they were brown.
02:05:23 Do you guys remember Joe Biden?
02:05:26 Who? No. Oh, no.
02:05:28 Breaking news that President Biden had.
02:05:31 Oh, yeah. I told my wife today, I'm like, I can't miss it.
02:05:33 A celebrity is going to die during our show.
02:05:36 Oh yeah, I, you know why?
02:05:39 Why would you do who'd you pay?
02:05:42 That's what she said.
02:05:42 She's like, don't say that on the show.
02:05:44 You'll be suspect number one, right?
02:05:47 Oh no. A mental acuity.
02:05:48 He had a sharpness to him. You said that. Okay.
02:05:51 This is a was worn in an interview asking about Prep,
02:05:54 saying that President Biden had a mental acuity.
02:05:57 He had a sharpness to him.
02:05:58 You said that up until July of last year.
02:06:01 I liked what he said.
02:06:02 That's what I believe to be true.
02:06:04 And he is as sharp as you.
02:06:08 I said I had not seen decline.
02:06:15 And I hadn't at that point.
02:06:17 You did not see any decline from 2020 for Joe Biden in the 2021 Joe Biden.
02:06:21 I think he meant 120, 21, 23.
02:06:24 No, he got better.
02:06:26 Yes. As you look back right.
02:06:29 Look at this this year is
02:06:31 because, look, the thing is, look, she said that twice.
02:06:36 She's basically like, you look at the seniors.
02:06:41 He look, here's the thing.
02:06:43 He was look sharp. Yeah.
02:06:45 He was on his feet.
02:06:46 I thought he was live event.
02:06:48 He had meetings.
02:06:49 Well the senator on his feet was breathing is not his eyes were open.
02:06:56 So the time is is not to sir.
02:06:59 Irony is that Sarah and speaking and she's just meeting with him a couple of times.
02:07:04 Senator on his feet
02:07:07 is not praise.
02:07:09 He can speak in sentences is not praise enough?
02:07:13 Fair enough, fair enough. Thank you.
02:07:17 It is.
02:07:18 But I want to do the pronoun guessing based on their haircuts.
02:07:23 I like the way she says that.
02:07:24 So basically, what do we do now,
02:07:28 right? Yes.
02:07:30 So forget all that.
02:07:32 She's not going to take it back.
02:07:34 She's not going to say she was right.
02:07:35 That was in the past.
02:07:37 From what about now, my friend?
02:07:39 Y'all fuck.
02:07:42 But I think you're missing the whole point there.
02:07:44 Like, I want to play the gender guessing game
02:07:48 with those two in conversation.
02:07:53 You probably be wrong on both.
02:07:55 I know I usually I'm the worst of the gender guessing game.
02:08:00 Do you equate long hair to.
02:08:03 Yeah, that's a chick.
02:08:04 That's the right. Yeah.
02:08:07 And then show the dude she's that she's talking to.
02:08:11 Yeah.
02:08:12 Yeah. Right. Okay. That dude okay.
02:08:15 So there's a little thing that happens that when women hit 50, you're,
02:08:19 if you're lucky, 60.
02:08:20 They all cut their hair short like that.
02:08:23 Screw that. Let's give up.
02:08:26 You'll know.
02:08:29 I wore my hair down to the.
02:08:32 Yeah, yeah, well, I know somebody who's got a bitch about that.
02:08:35 It dumbly repeats and obviously wrong argument.
02:08:39 Look, I'm fucking sick of hearing my hair cut to.
02:08:43 Sick of hearing this is great. What a great segue.
02:08:45 Let's get an update from the, George Gutterman saga.
02:08:49 No, no, I moved here for peace.
02:08:52 But this isn't a neighborhood.
02:08:53 It's a test, and I am failing it gloriously.
02:08:56 Look, I gave it a chance.
02:08:58 I gave him a chance, didn't knock, didn't write, didn't ask.
02:09:02 Because grown men don't chit chat about runoff.
02:09:05 They engineer vengeance.
02:09:06 So I reinforced my ditch.
02:09:08 I widened it with a silver spoon,
02:09:10 laid fresh pea gravel in a spiral pattern to confuse the water.
02:09:13 I named each rock after a grudge and still fill his ones.
02:09:17 The place.
02:09:18 The what?
02:09:18 Not other potato.
02:09:20 Not raw, not casual.
02:09:21 Boiled. Salted. Buttered. This one's personal.
02:09:24 I shoved it in his backyard.
02:09:25 So deep I heard the pipe moan and sigh.
02:09:27 Then I dumped gravel onto his lawn.
02:09:29 Not in it. Onto it.
02:09:31 You got to make everything
02:09:32 80 pounds in a bucket lob like a Hail Mary of indifference.
02:09:35 It made a sound like God clearing his throat.
02:09:37 This isn't about water anymore.
02:09:39 It's about dominance by erosion.
02:09:40 You water my yard apart,
02:09:43 I change the topography.
02:09:44 Geez, why do I smell mint?
02:09:46 Hopefully next round
02:09:47 escalates it into something much more entertaining than it is now.
02:09:51 Otherwise, I'm going to just go dream about the kid.
02:09:55 Oh fuck you even fucking children is ripping on my creative work.
02:10:00 Yeah, asking to step it up a little bit.
02:10:02 Didn't think it was entertaining.
02:10:05 Well, I do get to say that,
02:10:09 the holes I made relieved a lot of the the the water.
02:10:13 But when it rains, it still floods back there a bit.
02:10:16 And I'm, like, trying to regrow grass there and like
02:10:19 I really need to know where the property line is, which sucks
02:10:22 because I the only like survey company I can get Ahold of one another one
02:10:26 didn't call me back, but they wanted two fucking grand
02:10:28 to serve the neighborhood responded organization.
02:10:31 No, I did not, did not confront them per se.
02:10:35 But I did have a brilliant idea I did I did think that, I wish
02:10:39 I would have thought, but I may do it next year if there is no resolution.
02:10:42 If you if I were to potato the pipe in the fall, then in the winter,
02:10:47 the water in it will freeze, crack the pipe,
02:10:49 and then they'll have their water, hopefully rush into their own
02:10:55 area.
02:10:56 I love the title pipe.
02:10:57 We got Trump's name though.
02:10:58 What about some dirt out there?
02:11:00 I put some good out there.
02:11:01 Neighbors are, but I have more dirt to put out there.
02:11:03 I spent I spent close to $200 and several hours of my time fucking with this, and
02:11:10 all that is, is just me getting more pissed off about it.
02:11:13 So like, water is just water,
02:11:16 but water is speech, water is liberty.
02:11:19 Water always turns up the flood bill.
02:11:21 Your neighbor.
02:11:22 When Thomas Jefferson picked up a pen,
02:11:25 he wasn't just thinking about ink.
02:11:27 He was thinking about rivers.
02:11:29 And not just rivers like the Hudson or the Potomac.
02:11:32 I'm talking streams, literal and digital,
02:11:36 because back then, rivers were the viewers always watching.
02:11:41 Today we got view counts and likes,
02:11:44 but the founders, they had the Delaware.
02:11:48 Because I'm not just protecting my lawn.
02:11:51 I'm defending the First Amendment
02:11:53 with a flex pipe and a dream.
02:11:56 We don't fight for the rivers illegal.
02:11:58 We fight because of them.
02:12:00 So I installed a second pipe cross stream underground,
02:12:05 hidden like the true history they don't teach anymore.
02:12:08 Then he said that he coming.
02:12:09 Oh boy.
02:12:11 Yeah, uttered, mocking my bloodline.
02:12:14 If he if he.
02:12:16 You want to pay for a pipe that goes all the way up the creek, then yeah.
02:12:22 Yeah.
02:12:22 Escalation.
02:12:23 I bought two sump pumps, a kiddy pool and a 50ft hose.
02:12:27 I named them life Liberty and property.
02:12:31 I'm flooding back in. Draw.
02:12:33 I'm flooding forward. I'm using the ditch.
02:12:35 What?
02:12:36 No, honey, I said ditch.
02:12:38 Ditch, you're not listening.
02:12:40 This isn't runoff. This.
02:12:42 This is a watershed event.
02:12:44 You can't cancel a current.
02:12:46 You can't censor radio.
02:12:48 And you sure as hell did not do it for the views.
02:12:55 Did that dude.
02:12:57 So into hearing it, he rules.
02:13:02 Shut the fuck up, asshole.
02:13:05 That's one worthless pile.
02:13:06 Shit.
02:13:09 What else you got for me, Brady?
02:13:10 That's fun.
02:13:12 What was brilliant for you? Yes.
02:13:15 Yeah, yeah.
02:13:17 Should should should be.
02:13:19 Should we go to Rachel?
02:13:21 So I have to watch this.
02:13:23 Should we? Rachel or chicken attack?
02:13:25 If Rachel's good.
02:13:27 Oh. Oh.
02:13:28 I'm sorry.
02:13:29 So it's been a while.
02:13:31 Come have lunch with me for.
02:13:33 It has been a while.
02:13:34 I don't want to have lunch with her.
02:13:37 Working her hand looks like the head of a penis.
02:13:40 I'm aware it's almost May, and I did not share that with you guys.
02:13:45 It's been.
02:13:47 It was just you just dumping mail, and you know what is.
02:13:49 There's a thing called a spoon. Why don't you grab. Yeah, she shut it.
02:13:52 Her. I'm sorry.
02:13:53 No hands are bad.
02:13:55 She shakes her hand. Sorry.
02:13:57 She could just hold the jar with one hand.
02:14:00 There isn't. Scoop it out with the other hand.
02:14:02 Yeah. I was making fun that she couldn't hold a spoon.
02:14:04 But there's a fork in there.
02:14:06 Yeah, I look at the bleed through.
02:14:09 Yeah. No. Yeah.
02:14:11 No, I just your days.
02:14:13 I just your daily filth speech and I basically go get them from there, okay?
02:14:20 I wasn't paying attention to a single thing she was saying though. No,
02:14:26 it was anybody else. No.
02:14:28 There's very close.
02:14:30 So she's she's a speech teacher.
02:14:33 I don't want to take on the Red Army here.
02:14:35 And kid I, Rachael Ray, what's her name?
02:14:37 Rachel Riggins, the Riggins army.
02:14:39 Yeah, yeah, she's got a lot of way to go.
02:14:41 Congrats.
02:14:42 I clearly got her mixed up with Rachael Ray.
02:14:44 Obviously.
02:14:45 Of course.
02:14:45 Yeah, I can see how that would happen.
02:14:48 Yeah, I actually get to work at night at school.
02:14:52 She's a secretary.
02:14:54 But did she say aunt school or her aunt's school?
02:14:56 There's actually school for arts. I know there's a school of fish.
02:14:59 I didn't know there was a school of arts.
02:15:00 I could either be.
02:15:03 Thanks for that, Brady.
02:15:05 Oh, this brother say.
02:15:06 Or, made a noise like God clearing his throat
02:15:09 is the funniest shit I've heard so far this workweek.
02:15:12 Nice go around after the teachers.
02:15:16 What is she fucking making here?
02:15:18 Is there anything like the French fries or those noodles?
02:15:22 Yes, they're French fried noodles.
02:15:24 So what is that? Different school.
02:15:26 Everybody has a pepper grinder.
02:15:28 I mean,
02:15:28 she might actually have a use for one, but everyone has a pepper grinder now.
02:15:32 Can't I just wait?
02:15:34 I'm sorry. An auto pepper grinder. I don't mind a pepper grinder.
02:15:36 What's the when fun fact.
02:15:39 You you don't spin a pepper grinder.
02:15:40 You go back and forth.
02:15:41 She should have an auto. Everything.
02:15:44 But seriously, is this a bad example?
02:15:47 It's.
02:15:47 There's too much for people to do. They can't do that anymore.
02:15:50 They have to measure it. I bought
02:15:53 what's wrong with you?
02:15:54 Right when I got in there.
02:15:55 A dash of this.
02:15:56 Oh, no, a smidge of that.
02:15:58 Hold on. I want to hear what she's saying.
02:15:59 That. Oh, no.
02:16:00 Wrong side. Oh, no you don't.
02:16:01 You love you make.
02:16:03 Somebody asked her.
02:16:04 Somebody asked her what's wrong with you? It's.
02:16:06 Why do you want that.
02:16:07 So that kind of like, because she's like, working in schools or some shit
02:16:12 and gave them a chance to ask questions and they were all there.
02:16:15 Oh, 0000 questions.
02:16:18 And for the kids, I just kind of explain to them, like, Miss
02:16:22 Rachel, skin is not strong, so she has to wear bandages to protect her skin.
02:16:27 And what about the fingers?
02:16:29 The older kids understand more.
02:16:31 What fingers are a little more elaborate.
02:16:33 She has one big penis head coming out of that hand.
02:16:36 Right.
02:16:37 But, you know, little good for her, you know, dildo.
02:16:43 So. And
02:16:43 I'm being mean about her parents and stuff, but I appreciate her doing all.
02:16:47 No, I feel bad for I really do.
02:16:48 I would never say this to her.
02:16:49 Oh, yeah, but it would suck of.
02:16:51 I guess she puts herself out there.
02:16:53 I'm just commenting, I don't know.
02:16:55 This is also a scripted show according to both disclaimer.
02:16:58 So it's gotta hurt.
02:17:01 Glad I'm doing it.
02:17:02 Or maybe it doesn't.
02:17:03 Maybe God makes it not her.
02:17:04 I don't know the way it's wedged in there.
02:17:06 You know, get a dog in the back with the dog doing,
02:17:11 She's married.
02:17:12 She lives a happy life. I like working with the kids.
02:17:14 I'm ignorant.
02:17:15 I'm the asshole.
02:17:16 You feel bad for me? I haven't been around
02:17:19 like, because you're not married.
02:17:21 Sometimes you don't have because you don't have.
02:17:24 You can land me a good woman.
02:17:25 Boiled, leaking skin.
02:17:28 I'm miserable tomorrow.
02:17:30 Get that penis away from that food, man.
02:17:32 Thanks.
02:17:33 You're welcome. Thanks.
02:17:35 So, I guess she says it's the Rachel.
02:17:43 Oh. That's.
02:17:46 God, it's so hanging.
02:17:51 That's perfect.
02:17:53 Why is that so perfect?
02:17:54 It's not right.
02:17:54 I don't know why.
02:17:55 Is it perfect, this chick?
02:17:57 Do we have to play this chick?
02:17:58 Can I skip anything or do I have to play? Mom, this.
02:18:01 This chick is great.
02:18:02 Like Bruce Banner gets exposed to radiation.
02:18:06 He gets to be like a superhero.
02:18:09 Just now, he gets his own comic book and movie franchise.
02:18:13 Marie Curie just gets killed. You know?
02:18:16 He got to be the Hulk.
02:18:18 That's not fair, is it?
02:18:19 You know, is it the fault of the patriarchy?
02:18:21 Also, what is a patriarchy?
02:18:25 I just think a male scientist like Bruce
02:18:29 Banner gets exposed to gamma radiation.
02:18:32 He gets treated like a superhero.
02:18:35 Yeah, I saw it. Did she
02:18:38 see what's up?
02:18:38 We're not really talking about horses drawing busses.
02:18:41 If she said the patriarchy, we have to move on to the math problem.
02:18:46 Okay? Does that mean.
02:18:48 Oh, yeah, he's a great.
02:18:51 Check it out here. We'll do a little bit of arithmetic.
02:18:53 A while back Disney Executive Mansion on video.
02:18:56 She said I have two children, five and seven.
02:18:59 One is trans and the other is pansexual.
02:19:01 And I just thought mathematically right away,
02:19:03 it's like the chance you have a trans kid is 1 in 3000.
02:19:05 That's not a very high chance.
02:19:07 And let's say the chance that you have pansexual kid is the same
02:19:10 whatever pansexual means.
02:19:11 But whatever daddy is is rarer than trans
02:19:16 because no one ever even heard about it until five years ago.
02:19:18 So the joint probability that you have a trans kid
02:19:21 and a pansexual kid is 1 in 9,000,000.
02:19:24 The odds that you're a pathological narcissist, sacrificing your own children
02:19:29 to the glorification of your compassion is 8,999,999
02:19:33 to 1.
02:19:38 Absolutely, yes.
02:19:40 Where do those statistics come from?
02:19:43 How many people are in the world?
02:19:45 Yes, the people.
02:19:47 But everyone's a
02:19:50 nurse. You say?
02:19:51 Did he say billion or million?
02:19:52 I actually don't know where that number came from.
02:19:54 No, he multiplied the odds
02:19:57 the one times the odds of for the other one.
02:20:02 And it's the rate at which people identify
02:20:05 as transgender.
02:20:09 Statistically improbable.
02:20:11 More likely it's statistically impossible.
02:20:13 It's.
02:20:15 Yes. Yeah.
02:20:16 That's just a screwed up parent. Yes.
02:20:20 I found this on eBay.
02:20:22 Little curious.
02:20:26 Anybody?
02:20:27 Anybody ship it
02:20:29 said a lot of that looks like a good person sitting at home
02:20:32 and not watching what I.
02:20:33 What we're looking at
02:20:33 is a lot of 33 Taco Bell hot mild sauce packets and a few extras.
02:20:37 So you get I don't know what that means exactly.
02:20:39 I guess it's more than 33.
02:20:41 Why don't you just put super 3533 five
02:20:45 $0.99 US or best offer?
02:20:48 Should we make them an offer of free?
02:20:51 Because this is Taco Bell hot sauce.
02:20:53 Go grab them
02:20:55 first before 34 of them there.
02:20:59 It's cheaper if you buy them with the combo.
02:21:03 Oh wait.
02:21:04 Yeah.
02:21:05 All right we're going to count them 123456789 1011 1213 1415 1617,
02:21:12 oh 3020, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28,
02:21:15 29, 30, 31, 32.
02:21:20 Go back.
02:21:21 We're getting different numbers. I'm not counting them again.
02:21:23 They're like, you know, I just put a few extras
02:21:25 so that people won't complain.
02:21:27 So you're going to get more than they say.
02:21:28 You're going to get more than than advertised.
02:21:31 If you act now we're going to 33.
02:21:33 We're going to throw in a fire and a Diablo
02:21:36 no Diablo.
02:21:39 It's 20 fucking bucks.
02:21:41 Oh, there's a hundred to check. This shit.
02:21:43 The best way to check this shit is go to, like, use the,
02:21:47 filter to auctions and see who's actually 31.
02:21:51 So how hot these are it since 31 sold probably over the course of forever.
02:21:56 So, okay, as a human being, if there's one sold, they may be
02:22:00 sold just to the buying.
02:22:03 I don't care who's selling it.
02:22:04 I want to know who's buying it.
02:22:06 Someone who can't leave their house and they love they sell it in the bottle.
02:22:09 Now, the Taco Bell said, yeah, they do, but you have to buy it.
02:22:13 I just we just we just broke their.
02:22:15 Yeah, we just broke their, their scheme here.
02:22:18 I was hoping that it was a collection because I also found out
02:22:21 that every Taco Bell sauce packet is numbered,
02:22:25 and the number actually corresponds to the caption.
02:22:28 And there are collections,
02:22:30 let's
02:22:33 say vintage are likely that people are buying these, see,
02:22:36 but not these are because they're all and done and done and done it.
02:22:39 These are all repeats in here.
02:22:42 Yeah.
02:22:42 Interesting.
02:22:44 Yeah.
02:22:45 What do you think the comments.
02:22:47 Are you somebody who buys.
02:22:49 Yeah. Free packets of condiments.
02:22:51 Right.
02:22:51 You guys I think you just go into the store,
02:22:53 walk in, go to the thing that has them, put them in a bag and then walk out.
02:22:58 And then if they walk out, yeah, they're not going to stop you or even notice.
02:23:01 They just don't know what you got a bag.
02:23:03 Just you can have them in your hand
02:23:07 just like more you can grow more of.
02:23:10 It's more convenient.
02:23:11 I mean, when you go to the grocery store,
02:23:12 do you just carry everything out in your hands or.
02:23:15 Yeah, yeah, I only get one item
02:23:18 at a time.
02:23:19 You must go to the grocery store quite often.
02:23:21 A lot of time you're like 4 or 5 times a day,
02:23:24 three times every meal.
02:23:27 Yeah.
02:23:29 Yeah. That's where I met.
02:23:31 I'd like to enlighten you to the Taco Bell sauce container.
02:23:34 US recycling program.
02:23:37 So when you're done with those. Yeah.
02:23:38 When you're done with those sauce packets, you have a choice.
02:23:41 You can you can become a drop off point.
02:23:44 So you can actually make a little coin.
02:23:46 If you want people to be dropping these empty, keep in mind these are empty.
02:23:50 So ice packs do never, ever completely empty.
02:23:55 Let's find a public drop off point, shall we?
02:23:59 Yeah. Find more near you.
02:24:00 Where are you at?
02:24:02 These are
02:24:04 I mean, I I'm in Shelby Charter Township.
02:24:07 I'm not.
02:24:07 But wait, this is your 40 000.
02:24:10 Fortunately, there isn't one. Let's try.
02:24:12 If you're going to put some of these address in there.
02:24:14 If people are going to like, fuck with that now, you're going to be liable area.
02:24:18 Yes. He doesn't like you at all.
02:24:20 123 fake street.
02:24:21 Just do it like, you can just do zip code.
02:24:25 So apparently this one isn't working very well.
02:24:28 Let's just do the whole
02:24:30 let's do Detroit properties.
02:24:32 Look at that.
02:24:32 We found some just do Detroit proper.
02:24:36 It disappears when I zoom in.
02:24:38 What the fuck? So it's right there. It's Greenfield school.
02:24:40 This is. Looks like the closest one in Michigan.
02:24:42 It's a school. Click on it. You're so smart.
02:24:44 All right, the school address so you can drop them off at school.
02:24:48 Like where do you drop them off at.
02:24:49 They got like a bin.
02:24:50 Like you just, So you
02:24:53 go to Grand Ledge and Job.
02:24:55 There we go. Here is the trunk.
02:24:57 It looks like it's fucking weird.
02:24:58 That would be.
02:24:59 You're walking into a fucking school and you're like, here, here's my Taco Bell.
02:25:02 These are my empty Taco Bell packets.
02:25:03 They're going to look at you like they're not empty, though.
02:25:05 Why would I want those? Yeah. They're gross.
02:25:08 You just like bottle returns are.
02:25:09 And beer cans are always a little bit empty.
02:25:11 I mean, you know, not quite empty, right?
02:25:14 You can't be a little bit empty.
02:25:16 I always shake them, extra to get the extra out of them.
02:25:23 But that's for my own weight.
02:25:24 So you can you can ship them to these drop off points.
02:25:26 So I recommend that everybody.
02:25:29 Oh, why would we do that?
02:25:32 I don't know, this could be a mess.
02:25:35 Can't you just.
02:25:35 Why can't I put them in my own recycling bin?
02:25:38 Oh, Holy frickin shit. They don't pay you.
02:25:40 You earn Taco Bell rewards for food if you accept these.
02:25:43 Oh, my God, the world is doomed. I can't do this.
02:25:45 And then you're going to have more place.
02:25:47 Oh my God, no graduating sign up.
02:25:50 You sign up for it, you become a location.
02:25:52 You go to your local taco Bell.
02:25:54 Do you take the sauce packets, empty them out, put them in a bottle,
02:25:57 sell the bottle on eBay and then take the sauce
02:25:59 packets, put them in your own recycling and then you get Taco Bell points
02:26:02 to to to to to to to tutu tutu tutu tutu tutu tutu.
02:26:06 Now we've tried that.
02:26:07 There's always there's going to be a tax on the truck or something.
02:26:10 You're going to lose money. We've done the math.
02:26:11 Just relabel the taco sauce and call it your own independent creation
02:26:15 and sell that that would that would garner like Taco Bell sauce packets.
02:26:20 I can get those for free, but a bottle with a label on it
02:26:22 that's, you know, got a fancy label, that's Taco.
02:26:25 So you're going gonna be like, shit, because fancy sauce.
02:26:28 Yeah. Diablo,
02:26:31 also called Diablo.
02:26:32 I don't give a shit.
02:26:34 That just means devil.
02:26:37 Yeah. I don't know why they're doing that.
02:26:39 That's very offensive.
02:26:41 Is that on Devils?
02:26:44 Are you allowed to use
02:26:45 Lucifer's name in vain if you're a Satan worshiper?
02:26:48 Reaper. Yeah. Nice to meet you.
02:26:51 Time.
02:26:51 It's time to leave. And he's.
02:26:53 He. Be cool with that shit.
02:26:56 Tiny video.
02:26:56 But singing it's done it.
02:26:58 It's very time to reset.
02:27:00 We'll see.
02:27:03 I can't stop singing this play to.
02:27:06 It's attacking move.
02:27:08 I do what I wanna do.
02:27:09 The side mama, you're my suicide.
02:27:12 Mama, you take control.
02:27:16 Oh, well, that was fast.
02:27:18 We got to play that one again.
02:27:20 Oh, you. Oh,
02:27:25 this is a Drive-By chicken attack.
02:27:29 The chicken attack?
02:27:30 My dad, your granddaughter had just been attacked by chickens.
02:27:34 Just put out the dog, puts his pop.
02:27:36 His assailant was an angry rooster.
02:27:40 A chicken of all things.
02:27:42 I like.
02:27:45 Do we have other chicken?
02:27:45 He got bombarded by chickens, I said, I said two historical videos.
02:27:50 One was, Henry Ford was a Nazi.
02:27:52 The other was, chicken attack.
02:27:56 She saw the chicken through the door.
02:27:58 So she come out to chase them, come out to chase them.
02:28:02 I see the Ford one.
02:28:04 That's the one I should play or I should play the Batman one.
02:28:07 My neighbor got attacked in June, bit her uncle.
02:28:10 I don't see the chicken attack one. Darn it.
02:28:14 The feathers went flying.
02:28:16 Oh. It was, I know I drive chicken and two chickens
02:28:22 and three chicken for another one, but it wasn't yours.
02:28:26 This happened at I-96 over the weekend, over the unusual feathered foe.
02:28:32 It's had a very close call when a turkey crashed through his windshield on I-96.
02:28:36 This thing kept coming. This is the aftermath.
02:28:39 And you believe they just kept charging at me? Well,
02:28:42 the size of the look at the through it.
02:28:45 Yeah. Was the windshield wipers at the time.
02:28:48 I was going to say, what is the stick?
02:28:49 That's the windshield wiper. Holy shit way.
02:28:51 So evil.
02:28:55 I guess I did.
02:28:56 He tried cleaning it off and it got
02:29:00 ready and got all jammed in there.
02:29:02 This the incident happened Thursday afternoon.
02:29:04 Get that escalated road.
02:29:07 I think I'll make this stuff up.
02:29:09 Thankfully, the driver was unharmed
02:29:11 and managed to have it happen near Fowlerville Road.
02:29:14 Blood was gushing and I was like oh,
02:29:15 trying to put that pressure to it and it kept charging at me.
02:29:18 I'm going to find your chicken attack.
02:29:20 Wait, wasn't it just in the drive by?
02:29:22 No, rooster.
02:29:23 It's the same guy as the the the Nazi.
02:29:28 I mean, record says an animal attack on his way to work, left it
02:29:31 bloodied, is concerned for his neighbor's safety.
02:29:35 I have to check skin.
02:29:37 How to learn how to cut up a chicken.
02:29:39 We don't.
02:29:39 We're not talking about dogs or cats or even New York City rats
02:29:43 or chicken attack, like all the time.
02:29:47 Nothing but chicken attack.
02:29:48 From now on, you see, there is a group of vets for selling counterfeit jewel.
02:29:54 As it turns out, one of the women that he sold those counterfeit jewels
02:29:57 to happened to be the wife of the Roman Emperor Gallienus.
02:30:02 The Emperor decided to give this criminal a special punishment
02:30:06 and stage his execution in the middle of the Coliseum.
02:30:10 The merchant was told
02:30:11 that he would be forced to go out into the middle of the Colosseum and fight
02:30:14 a lion, which would obviously result in his brutal death.
02:30:19 A crowd of thousands of spectators watched as that man was brought
02:30:23 to the middle of the Colosseum, awaiting the lion.
02:30:26 When the doors opened to release the lion, everyone in the crowd was stunned
02:30:31 to discover that a lion was not entering the Colosseum.
02:30:34 Instead, a tiny little chicken.
02:30:37 The Emperor had staged this entire mock
02:30:40 execution as one elaborate prank.
02:30:43 The Emperor later explained he had practiced deceit,
02:30:46 and so he had deceit in his assailant was an angry rooster.
02:30:52 After chicken here my dad said, hey man, the chicken attacked my dad.
02:30:58 If the
02:30:58 chickens or roosters get loose and become violent again,
02:31:01 then the Humane Society will get involved.
02:31:06 This is true.
02:31:11 The Ford one.
02:31:12 I'm trying to find that.
02:31:15 Where is it?
02:31:16 Here it is.
02:31:19 Henry Ford
02:31:20 revolutionized the automobile with his movements.
02:31:23 Number one, allowing for the manufacturing of the model T
02:31:27 to go from 12 hours per car to 90 minutes per car.
02:31:31 That point, they were making 10,000 Model TS a day.
02:31:35 He also doubled his employees
02:31:36 wages and basically created a new middle class in America.
02:31:40 Despite all of this, Henry Ford was also a massive anti-Semite.
02:31:45 In 1920, Henry Ford began publishing a weekly
02:31:48 magazine called The International Jew The World's.
02:31:52 It Took Me to Get You Like That
02:31:57 and if you don't, you get
02:32:00 freedom up and lose your fucking crown
02:32:04 a loser.
02:32:05 Ford's views on the Jewish population struck a nerve with a young man
02:32:09 in Austria, who included Henry Ford in his manifesto, Mein Column.
02:32:14 Henry Ford was the only American company.
02:32:17 Ford's manifesto, written by a young Hitler,
02:32:20 Henry Ford, even received the Grand Cross of the German Eagle,
02:32:24 the highest German award for foreigners by Adolf Hitler himself.
02:32:28 Henry Ford revolutionized the auto.
02:32:36 What do you feel about that?
02:32:37 Anybody drive a Ford?
02:32:38 I don't
02:32:40 know, I do not.
02:32:42 Oh, I was going to say I've honestly never had one, but we bought a Ford Taurus
02:32:45 that was once white, that somebody painted orange with a brush.
02:32:49 How were the words of that Ford Taurus?
02:32:51 We bought it for like 200 bucks, I mean, so it was like
02:32:55 drove off Russell and all was applause.
02:32:58 It was very porous.
02:33:02 I mean,
02:33:04 do we have a, monologue from Gary?
02:33:10 We do.
02:33:11 We do it.
02:33:15 This is good.
02:33:16 I love this.
02:33:24 Wow. Riveting.
02:33:26 The time is now.
02:33:27 How do you know which way you're heading?
02:33:29 Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Flange Rants Live.
02:33:33 Yes. Orientation.
02:33:35 Noble, ancient and deeply misunderstood.
02:33:37 Art of making everything Asian. That's right, I said it.
02:33:40 We used to call it directions, but now every university
02:33:43 company and seventh grade camping trip insists on an orientation.
02:33:47 You walk in hoping for a map, and instead you get handed a pamphlet full of values.
02:33:51 Values.
02:33:52 I came here for a bathroom and a campus tour, not a sermon on being human.
02:33:56 But let's be honest, if orientation were a conspiracy to turn the world
02:34:00 Asian, it would at least run on time and serve better food.
02:34:03 So sign me up.
02:34:05 Just don't ask me to bowl unless there's a snack involved.
02:34:08 Now, before you assume I'm here to help you adjust gently to the winding
02:34:11 waters of life, let me be clear this is not a support group.
02:34:14 This is a rant.
02:34:15 And more specifically, welcome to Flags Rants one on one.
02:34:19 You didn't apply to be here.
02:34:21 You click the wrong thing or the right thing at the wrong time,
02:34:24 or the universe got bored and sent you here as a cosmic prank.
02:34:29 But you're here now, and that means you're in.
02:34:31 There's no syllabus, no textbook, no attendance policy.
02:34:35 Just a man with too much time and too few boundaries.
02:34:37 Shouting the unspeakable truths you've whispered into your cereal.
02:34:41 This is your orientation into disorientation, orientation.
02:34:43 In the grand tradition
02:34:44 of all useless terms, used to mean figuring out which way is east.
02:34:48 That's it. East.
02:34:50 You know, that place
02:34:51 where the sun rises and Uncle Dave insists the good porcelain comes from?
02:34:55 But now orientation means your boss telling you how to fill out
02:34:58 a time sheet while pretending it's a spiritual awakening.
02:35:01 Welcome to the company, Gary.
02:35:03 We believe in transparency, teamwork, a culture of inclusivity.
02:35:07 Fantastic.
02:35:08 And you also believe in paying on time or not firing me for talking.
02:35:12 But here's the deal.
02:35:13 Orientation isn't a directive.
02:35:15 It's performance that's kind of close to home.
02:35:17 You want to see. Will you play along?
02:35:19 Will you nod meaningfully when they say the company is a family?
02:35:22 Will you pretend to care about the recycling bin system?
02:35:26 Orientation is your first taste of the absurd.
02:35:28 A bureaucratic kabuki theater
02:35:31 where nobody's wearing pants but everyone's holding a binder.
02:35:34 It's not about learning
02:35:35 where to go, it's about learning how to stand still in the right posture
02:35:39 while someone clicks through a 200 slide presentation about corporate mindfulness.
02:35:44 And let me just say, orientation is not just for the job.
02:35:48 No, no, we have orientation for everything now college
02:35:51 orientation, relationship orientation, puppy kindergarten orientation.
02:35:55 The dogs need to be told they are empowered
02:35:57 participants in the household ecosystem.
02:35:59 Don't laugh.
02:36:00 I went to a home brew beer orientation once and I left
02:36:03 with a minor in female fermentation trauma precautions.
02:36:06 Now, if you're sitting there thinking, Gary, you sound unhinged, good.
02:36:10 That means you're learning.
02:36:11 That's lesson one in ranting, the hinges are a lie.
02:36:14 They give you structure, yes, but only so you can slam the door harder.
02:36:18 If you want to truly orient yourself in this world, you must first admit
02:36:22 the world is not oriented in neutral.
02:36:24 It's slanted.
02:36:25 It's biased, it's root.
02:36:28 And occasionally it's very, very wet, soggy and damp.
02:36:31 Right? Draw.
02:36:32 And the only thing more deluded than trying to find your place in it
02:36:36 is assuming there is a place with your name on it.
02:36:38 There isn't.
02:36:39 You carve it out with sarcasm and noise.
02:36:41 So what is orientation really?
02:36:43 It's the ritual of pretending there's a map
02:36:46 when really you're already on the ride and someone stole the safety bar.
02:36:49 And ranting.
02:36:50 Ranting is the scream you make as you fly down that metaphorical roller coaster.
02:36:55 Pantsless covered in glitter
02:36:56 while late for your producers conference call called attacking your Inner Chicken.
02:37:01 Congratulations, you are now oriented.
02:37:03 Class dismissed. Roll the clip.
02:37:11 The clip is
02:37:12 great. You.
02:37:22 Like it?
02:37:27 Good clip.
02:37:28 What good could Brady.
02:37:32 That's what I meant to say.
02:37:36 What did I say?
02:37:38 As above.
02:37:38 So below. Oh.
02:37:50 Mr. Brady and Roger Brady and Dr.
02:37:53 Gary.
02:37:54 As above and so below.
02:37:57 Because. Copy.
02:37:57 So close. Brady.
02:37:58 And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:38:02 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:38:05 Brady.
02:38:06 And your show with Brady and draw.
02:38:09 It's their show now Brady.
02:38:11 Draw.
02:38:23 Okay.
02:38:24 No they don't care.
02:38:25 You you better stab this in a tavern.
02:38:27 And then they know that I'm scared of them.
02:38:30 How you talk your show.
02:38:31 And then in that bunch of color,
02:38:32 no one is gonna steal that and say that they got clean up.
02:38:36 Oh. Yeah. Yeah, like they chop em.
02:38:38 But I keep saying
02:38:41 he got me a biscuit.
02:38:42 Kind of Debbie York post.
02:38:44 That way they steal at any they want. My.
02:38:47 So post about this I got tell still my my my god and a Gumby wishing some at casa.
02:38:52 You want my time?
02:38:52 Go on, Bobby, turn that waste on. Go this way.
02:38:55 I'm my how.
02:38:56 Why is your back is so pussy bitches show know my daddy tell me.
02:39:00 Leave it all but my fucking nigga. You still Bobby.
02:39:02 Go sit still I still a lot of pussy. Nigga.
02:39:04 Mama know I'm go for the target.
02:39:06 Still be learning Russian, nigga, they know I'm a has a rare.
02:39:09 So dick there is a kilo then I take it.
02:39:11 What's going on?
02:39:12 I don't like your nigga says well I love that nigga baby May.
02:39:16 So it's a game about them.
02:39:19 Nigga, every nigga do that feature.
02:39:21 Which is like my got.
02:39:23 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
02:39:25 All right. She's okay. Okay, okay.
02:39:29 All right.
02:39:29 Okay.
02:39:33 Yeah.
02:39:33 What she say?
02:39:36 This is the best jaw I've ever had.
02:39:37 I like it, he's not going to say anything back.
02:39:40 This is perfect.
02:39:43 So a little bit of something we should learn about our receipts.
02:39:48 Receipts are thermal paper.
02:39:51 Essentially, they're coated with BPA.
02:39:53 There's a thermal reaction that happens just like in.
02:39:57 Yeah, it protects on that X-rated look on it.
02:39:59 You ever see, like a white coating on the receipt? That's right. Yeah.
02:40:02 I was in the airport coming here. The guy that was like,
02:40:04 Hanukkah is the shit we're trying to take out of every show.
02:40:07 And I saw him take it out, put it in the trash.
02:40:09 There's this huge line of people five times a day.
02:40:12 Exactly.
02:40:13 I looked at Guy and I was like, I just want to tell you
02:40:15 that these receipts are lined with endocrine disruptors.
02:40:18 I, I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
02:40:22 By the way, I don't take no for no women nitrous.
02:40:25 I don't stop people from absorbing any kind of cashier anyway. So.
02:40:28 So how long do we wait? So what are nitrile gloves?
02:40:31 What is she tossed around?
02:40:32 It's like you need to wear nitrile gloves.
02:40:34 But then.
02:40:35 All right, then in a little while, we're here.
02:40:38 Have you or a loved one been affected by nitrile gloves?
02:40:41 How do we know that nitrile is safe?
02:40:43 The plastic probably leaches into your skin nitrile,
02:40:45 but at least it doesn't have an induction blocker like,
02:40:47 apparently this BPA, every receipt that we have that's usually on our food
02:40:51 taped to our food gloves can stop people from absorbing any kind of cashier.
02:40:55 Anyone that's handling a receipt multiple times a day highly recommend.
02:40:58 They wear nitrile gloves.
02:40:59 LaTeX doesn't do that.
02:41:00 Also, if you wear cream or hand sanitizer, it's been shown
02:41:04 to increase the dermal absorption of BPA by a hundredfold.
02:41:08 100 x absorption receipts are.
02:41:12 What do you think about that?
02:41:14 Do you handle your receipts?
02:41:15 Do you just put them in, in a Ziploc bag?
02:41:19 Me too.
02:41:21 I'm thinking,
02:41:25 Receipts can harm you.
02:41:27 It's bad.
02:41:32 So I keep dropping hints about,
02:41:34 Gary's job without actually dropping hints about Gary's job.
02:41:37 So this whole song basically does that.
02:41:40 It's like it's a horrible, horrible.
02:41:42 I rap,
02:41:44 I don't take credit for it.
02:41:53 It's that
02:41:54 just near the top of the final list made up to the wall.
02:41:57 Punk rock is Latin for hydraulics.
02:41:59 Teach me the line, Chuck.
02:42:00 You preach from a hotbed of busted out right?
02:42:02 Stocky seekers of truth. In the heat of the crying black.
02:42:04 You sent molten lies from a leaky design.
02:42:06 Crank the gears to I care with your noble liquid fuck.
02:42:08 They turn for the heat, not the telling the line talk.
02:42:11 The crowd must be heard. And like rocks.
02:42:13 One, two, three notes on the back of a slice off
02:42:15 the sidewalk in printer said she's just the wine droplets.
02:42:17 Eight three in Nazareth.
02:42:19 I saw the shame in the shock lock of planets
02:42:22 that orbit a vending machine and claimed the moon was a stolen orbit.
02:42:26 Stock up super lock to a queen and they're dead.
02:42:28 You're free to be hacked by a third of your brain.
02:42:30 Fucking swapped out your soul for some firmware from spin
02:42:32 doctor living inside of a hell made by Greg Jackson, who you're a among you.
02:42:36 Go back to tick tock.
02:42:41 The silence was that gets a back brew chill stock.
02:42:43 A chicken exploded, a child said, and I saw it deep in the jump of whispering,
02:42:47 why not the priest?
02:42:48 Three my time with a twist of his mind, lock
02:42:50 the washer submerged from the ruins of Tyndale.
02:42:52 Lock each for the sigil of rust from the light.
02:42:54 Shall they sing to the truth in a dialect?
02:42:56 Reflect blessed people who fought the blind.
02:42:59 Nelson the Holy with first Chuck guarded by guns with the talk preachers.
02:43:03 But look spoke of a cop on the cross.
02:43:05 What's on the oil?
02:43:07 A bright sock export the frame on awakens tonight we meet thrown the King of truth.
02:43:11 Time for cracking open the like.
02:43:13 Low seconds were flexed into lettuce and flow the fear.
02:43:17 Does the clown give me a belt?
02:43:18 Shock and watch the rumble with the screen from the crack.
02:43:20 The legends are holding the ones of my knock of gears.
02:43:23 That's the whisper beneath.
02:43:24 Every time a light from the light came a sound like a sigh.
02:43:27 Like a hush. To the cops in the pulse of the time.
02:43:29 Hey, hungry? What do you make it seem?
02:43:36 Such.
02:43:41 I think I had the wrong screen on there
02:43:43 instead.
02:43:44 I didn't put it on the freaking rap, did I?
02:43:46 You guys didn't hear any of the rap.
02:43:48 It's probably good. It's better that way.
02:43:50 We'd rather watch Sandwich Girl anyways, right?
02:43:58 You? I'm not a fan of spaghetti sauce on my sandwiches.
02:44:03 What is this, a pizza sandwich?
02:44:06 What do you think of the pizza sandwich drawer?
02:44:11 I think it's great.
02:44:14 The bottom bun is a whole.
02:44:16 Is a pizza. Oh, no.
02:44:17 Caesar salad on the fucking pizza.
02:44:21 Do you not answer the rants live
02:44:25 call? Do we get any calls? You go.
02:44:27 Do you not answer the hungry?
02:44:29 No, I don't pay attention this late on the Brady George Show.
02:44:32 Nobody. Nobody's ever calls. We're in Russia.
02:44:34 Maybe I'll check it, though. Are you sure they didn't call?
02:44:37 Sure.
02:44:38 I don't know, maybe.
02:44:40 Let's check in with the baby podcast while I check the messages.
02:44:46 And will be talking
02:44:47 to the weird looking person who lives at my house.
02:44:50 Thanks for being here.
02:44:51 Weird looking person. Well, thanks for having me.
02:44:53 As you know, you are my third favorite person in the world, third
02:44:56 behind the two larger people that we also live with.
02:45:00 They're both awesome. So cool. You're fine.
02:45:03 Charming, know.
02:45:04 And right now, those two larger people are both busy and not paying attention.
02:45:07 Me at all. So, happy to chat with you.
02:45:10 So, to kick things off, I want to ask you a question,
02:45:12 and I apologize in advance if it's naive or ignorant.
02:45:15 Look, I'm a baby.
02:45:17 I don't really know stuff yet, so just keep that in mind.
02:45:20 So my question is,
02:45:21 if it kills me that this podcast, there's already like a
02:45:25 million times better than us.
02:45:27 What?
02:45:28 How are you like?
02:45:31 You clearly seem to be a very radio voice, wiser than I am.
02:45:35 Am I right? It's like look different.
02:45:38 The host has a microphone and headphones on for starters.
02:45:43 From each other, you know, like different sizes.
02:45:45 Yeah.
02:45:45 So that there. But you.
02:45:47 I love your hair. It's.
02:45:49 Yeah.
02:45:49 I think there's a wall that's equal.
02:45:54 The fact that similarly
02:45:56 I don't I have no idea what's going on.
02:46:00 This is make any sense to you, am I crazy?
02:46:02 Oh, no.
02:46:03 No, dude, you're 100% right.
02:46:05 I've had that thought so many times.
02:46:07 Look, I don't really know what I am.
02:46:09 That's not really the kind of thing I think about or care about.
02:46:12 But I do know that I'm significantly different than you
02:46:15 and the other people who live in this house.
02:46:17 Like, for sure. Okay, okay.
02:46:18 Well, so aside from how weird you look, what are other differences?
02:46:22 Well, for one,
02:46:22 I'm not allowed to poo or pee inside the house, so you guys can do it.
02:46:26 No problem.
02:46:27 You know, in your case, you just go in your pants wherever and whenever you want.
02:46:31 Which, by the way, mad respect.
02:46:33 You know, that's one of the things I like the most about you.
02:46:35 I'm actually pooping right now.
02:46:37 Oh, I know I can smell it, but yeah, for some reason, I can't go in here.
02:46:40 You know, when I first got here, I did it a few times.
02:46:43 But the larger people that we live with were not.
02:46:46 Does your dog poo in the house?
02:46:49 Never shit in the house?
02:46:52 She doesn't pee, but she will.
02:46:53 She gets excited or we don't realize she needs to go out because she doesn't
02:46:56 have a good job.
02:46:57 She's she's still a new at telling, indicating that she needs to go out.
02:47:00 So you said at that age,
02:47:03 does she go to the door and shit, or you just have to make sure you're on it?
02:47:06 She's starting to go to the door, but not all the time.
02:47:09 All the time, or we don't realize.
02:47:10 And she'll get distracted, we'll get distracted.
02:47:12 And the next thing you know, she just squats and piss is really quick because.
02:47:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:47:16 She does.
02:47:16 She, drink out of the puddle in the backyard?
02:47:20 No, no, no.
02:47:26 Into it.
02:47:27 So I got the message after a couple weeks, I wonder why that is.
02:47:31 By the way. Still pooping.
02:47:32 It is flowing out of me. This is a good one.
02:47:35 I'm aware you're also saying I can smell that, too, I am. Wow.
02:47:38 That's impressive. That's good news.
02:47:40 I'm going to ask you a last question before I start crying,
02:47:43 because I don't love sitting in a pile
02:47:45 of what feels like a hot brown cream of broccoli soup for too long.
02:47:48 So let me ask you this.
02:47:49 And I don't know if you can answer this,
02:47:51 but it's what I've been thinking about recently.
02:47:54 Why am I here?
02:47:57 What do you mean?
02:47:58 I mean, like, what even is. Wait.
02:48:00 It is just like our podcast.
02:48:02 I thought it was better, but it's exactly the same.
02:48:05 I'm asking the same question.
02:48:07 Is Gary a big baby host? And,
02:48:12 Why are we here?
02:48:13 Couple.
02:48:13 Couple this place like loyal dog.
02:48:16 Like, where are we and why?
02:48:18 You know, I don't remember being here until recently, so, like,
02:48:21 where was I before?
02:48:23 You know, like, I'm
02:48:24 just constantly looking around going, what the f is any of this?
02:48:29 And everyone's just acting like it's normal.
02:48:31 We live in this house and I.
02:48:32 You live here and I live here.
02:48:34 But like what?
02:48:36 Like, why am I here?
02:48:40 Being up for this position or doing that.
02:48:42 You're not a dog owner here, Gary, do your first day of grown up orientation.
02:48:46 Hi. Yeah, I don't remember signing up for this position or how I got here.
02:48:51 Yeah. No, this isn't something you apply for.
02:48:53 It just kind of happens. Well, that doesn't seem fair.
02:48:55 That's pretty on brand for this.
02:48:57 To be honest. I'm actually.
02:48:58 I feel pretty happy with the position I'm in now.
02:49:00 Maybe I'll.
02:49:01 I'll just stick with this. Yeah, that's not really an option.
02:49:03 So listen, we have a lot of stuff to go through.
02:49:05 Let's get started. Okay? Okay.
02:49:07 Okay. First of all, super important part of being a grown up.
02:49:10 You got to pretend like you know what's going on with things.
02:49:12 Just in general.
02:49:14 I have no idea what's going on.
02:49:15 Ever. Yeah, nobody really does.
02:49:17 But you got to pretend it's
02:49:18 like this game of make believe that everybody's playing. Why?
02:49:21 Like we're putting this show going on.
02:49:23 It be chaos out there.
02:49:24 I mean, somebody does know what's going on, right?
02:49:26 They don't know.
02:49:28 Even the people that know a lot don't really know anything about any of this.
02:49:32 Oh, another
02:49:32 important thing about this position, you know, all that fun you've been having.
02:49:36 Yeah. That's we're going to reduce that by a lot. What. Yeah.
02:49:39 There's just a whole bunch of stuff you can't do anymore.
02:49:42 Running up the stairs on all fours. Got to cut that out.
02:49:45 Okay. I'm pretty sure it's faster that way, though.
02:49:47 I'm like some kind of stair climbing animal when I do that.
02:49:49 Of course, everybody knows that that's faster and feels cooler,
02:49:52 but I used to climb down my stairs on all fours.
02:49:54 What situation now can I still play with my action figures?
02:49:57 You can collect action figures.
02:49:58 That's fine, but it's weird if you play with them now. Okay.
02:50:01 Do I get to keep doing any of the stuff I like? Not really.
02:50:04 No. In fact, you're going to stop thinking and talking about those things
02:50:07 for many years.
02:50:08 And if down the line somebody brings them up
02:50:09 in the conversation, you're going to make this noise.
02:50:12 Oh yeah. All right.
02:50:14 Okay. You go ahead.
02:50:15 You try the noise. Now you want me to okay.
02:50:17 Oh, yeah.
02:50:19 No. Yeah. No, that wasn't it. I'm sorry. That's okay.
02:50:21 So is there going to be anything fun? Sure.
02:50:23 Of course. You're just going to find other stuff.
02:50:25 Fun now. What kind of stuff? Getting a new lamp.
02:50:27 That's going to be fun. That's a good one. What?
02:50:29 Finding a nice little local coffee shop that nobody seems to know about yet.
02:50:32 Going on the internet and looking at I've never been before.
02:50:35 This is all kind of depressing.
02:50:37 Yeah, that's on brand too.
02:50:38 Also, you're going to get a lot more emails now.
02:50:40 I am, yeah. And they're all going to start with
02:50:42 the person saying I hope this email finds you.
02:50:45 Well what.
02:50:45 That's so that everyone will say that nobody really knows.
02:50:49 Oh also you're going to have to make your own appointments now.
02:50:51 Well, then I guess I'm booking any appointments.
02:50:54 You should.
02:50:55 I hope this email finds you. Well, what does that actually mean?
02:50:57 That you mean that I don't worry,
02:50:59 an email hits you that you are well when it finds you. Yes.
02:51:03 Or you hope that the email finds you like.
02:51:07 Well that mean like meaning that it actually gets there and you receive it.
02:51:11 So so I don't add the party.
02:51:13 I just say I hope you are well.
02:51:16 I hope this message finds you. Yeah.
02:51:21 Which really means, you know, basically I don't give a shit about you.
02:51:24 It's a little key phrase.
02:51:25 I also found out at the end, this really works.
02:51:28 This will actually get people like in sales to to call you to.
02:51:31 I'm not a salesperson.
02:51:32 But instead of saying have a nice day or have a great day,
02:51:34 or have a great weekend, or have a good whatever, I'll leave the adjective blank.
02:51:39 So I'll say, have a blank weekend and I'll say I'll leave the adjective up to you.
02:51:44 No pressure.
02:51:45 And they'll always chuckle and reply back.
02:51:47 It's corny as fuck.
02:51:48 I hate that check over.
02:51:49 I was like, please don't do that, but it works
02:51:54 even when I'm on a meeting all day, that's the last thing I always say.
02:51:57 Have a
02:51:59 day because it
02:52:00 in my mind,
02:52:01 you know, it's like we have this thing going back and forth,
02:52:03 which I shouldn't say because I end up getting fired.
02:52:04 But we say thank you.
02:52:07 And when somebody doesn't say you're welcome, they say, no, thank you.
02:52:10 Thank you just means fuck you.
02:52:13 And then whoever can thank the other person harder
02:52:16 wins that little contest,
02:52:19 right?
02:52:20 You've been thanked at work.
02:52:23 So you're not saying thank you.
02:52:25 You're saying I must first of all, tell you to fuck off as hard as you can?
02:52:29 Well known as he fucking off is different than fucking you.
02:52:32 Him fucking off is complete disregard.
02:52:36 Fucking you is.
02:52:37 I want you to suffer.
02:52:39 I got some other faces. That guy.
02:52:41 Yeah.
02:52:43 He's got. What was he talking about?
02:52:44 He's got a better mustache than you though. He does. He does.
02:52:51 Reminds me of something.
02:52:52 Really? Make some appointments, though.
02:52:54 That's not something I want to do.
02:52:56 Nobody. Really. Me.
02:52:58 But it's response.
02:52:58 Somebody got it before time.
02:53:00 You have to do some transcript really feel like doing.
02:53:03 But it's responsible.
02:53:04 You say this adulting is that that doesn't seem fun.
02:53:08 Just saying that word. It's very subtle thing.
02:53:11 Okay, well, I feel like you missed this stuff anyway
02:53:14 because everybody it's hard for me to come to expect it.
02:53:17 Everybody else.
02:53:18 Also, when somebody asks how you're doing, you have to say, I don't like the
02:53:23 playing a lot now, so cares a lot on the show.
02:53:26 Also, hey, guess what?
02:53:27 You're going to be tired to return.
02:53:30 Won't sleep more.
02:53:31 No, that'll make you tired.
02:53:32 Then I'll sleep less. That'll make you tired.
02:53:34 Oh my God.
02:53:35 And no matter how long you sleep, you're going to get some back pain.
02:53:38 This is, Okay, so you know how you
02:53:44 talking about more work again today?
02:53:46 Seeing the little desk workers walk to exercise due to the three,
02:53:51 I moved.
02:53:56 I don't know, like
02:53:58 50, 57 servers today.
02:54:00 They're all between 50 and 100 pounds.
02:54:05 I'm not bragging.
02:54:06 I'm just saying, like, I'm not tired.
02:54:08 I'm not tired at all.
02:54:10 I think these people are doing and going, oh, hey, supervisor.
02:54:13 Yeah, he's doing fine.
02:54:14 I don't, no, no no, no.
02:54:17 You sure? He doesn't seem okay. No. He's fine. You're fine.
02:54:19 Dude, that fun tip.
02:54:20 I told you back, I really, I don't I really don't want to.
02:54:23 Come on, go ahead.
02:54:23 I told him about the fun thing.
02:54:27 Adultery.
02:54:28 Oh, my God, what are you teaching him?
02:54:29 That was not the word.
02:54:33 What did he say?
02:54:36 Isn't it?
02:54:37 It was higher than a kite.
02:54:38 So he's not.
02:54:39 That doesn't mean being an adult.
02:54:44 Yes. No. Yes.
02:54:51 Lots of that.
02:54:52 You. That you.
02:54:53 What does that sound? Where does that sound come from?
02:54:55 What?
02:54:56 I'll meet me.
02:54:59 No, it's not you.
02:55:01 Where's it coming to? Me.
02:55:03 I don't know.
02:55:07 I don't know.
02:55:13 We didn't know.
02:55:14 Turn that.
02:55:15 He didn't know.
02:55:21 This guy
02:55:21 Gary sent this guy, so I just gave an update on the monologue,
02:55:27 and we catch up on videos that we didn't get in the on the fly drones show.
02:55:31 Do you have any? No. No, no. Orientation. Yes. Yes.
02:55:34 I was hoping that he would teach us how to rant.
02:55:38 The orientation of ranting.
02:55:40 Yeah.
02:55:41 I thought he was going to reintroduce the show.
02:55:43 Meaning like, hey, this is flag rants orientation, the orientation of welcome,
02:55:48 welcome.
02:55:49 Allow us to reintroduce ourselves.
02:55:51 That's what I was.
02:55:53 That's what I was hoping for a reset.
02:55:55 Like it? Yeah. Like we got to come back.
02:55:56 We just had one. Yep.
02:55:58 So yeah.
02:55:58 Milestone.
02:55:59 It's a new year April 23rd, but.
02:56:02 So you did you notice something in the, I got gotta pay my fucking mortgage soon.
02:56:07 Yeah.
02:56:10 Did you see something in the production chat this week?
02:56:12 Something happened right around Thursday.
02:56:16 I'm pretty sure I picked the topic.
02:56:18 Gary. Did you do that? No, you did, I said.
02:56:21 So I basically, if he doesn't respond.
02:56:23 But he picked it after you picked it.
02:56:25 No. I said the topic is orientation.
02:56:28 I typed that I did not ask.
02:56:30 He never he never confirmed it. Weird.
02:56:33 So how did it know? How did he know what it was
02:56:36 the time you make all the all the time screen.
02:56:39 It's like I looked at two.
02:56:40 So what do you want the topic to be next week?
02:56:45 I ask you this last.
02:56:46 I asked this once before and you're like, I don't fucking know.
02:56:49 So that's that.
02:56:51 Oh, there's a Reagan clip to you one at a time here.
02:56:54 What the fuck is this?
02:56:57 Fucking babies.
02:56:59 Sweet crystal. Okay, let's do it, baby.
02:57:02 With that whole cream you got jiggle, jiggle, wobble wobble to.
02:57:06 I don't watch this guy.
02:57:07 This isn't Gary's feed.
02:57:08 My God, this chicken base. You just. Papa.
02:57:12 Oh, God. He didn't love sugar.
02:57:14 But you need the time to do a little whiskey business.
02:57:18 People be debating on where Quinn.
02:57:20 Blue Lake from France, England, Spain.
02:57:22 Who the fuck? No. We're from what? I look like a biology teacher's.
02:57:25 Even my cream from the hood, I would guess. You look.
02:57:28 Get this shit. Simmer a little bit on top of that cashew.
02:57:31 Everything. Well, take a little pinch from the tears. Yo, ups.
02:57:33 I got that chicken from Madagascar.
02:57:36 You know, you pour like Madagascar.
02:57:38 You know, Gloria had them downs.
02:57:39 All of them cheeks cream. Too late. Frenchies.
02:57:41 Hey, like red or two like that red that be on this races.
02:57:44 Oh, look.
02:57:47 Quimbo late automobile still parked in
02:57:51 shit.
02:57:51 Yeah, it just changed at me, so.
02:57:54 No, I don't know why I did that.
02:57:55 It happened before I played the Batman clip.
02:57:58 It was meant to be. Can't do it.
02:58:00 You can't play this voice.
02:58:01 We have to call her voice mail.
02:58:04 It's the person who called in.
02:58:08 It's the person who called in tonight,
02:58:11 I don't know.
02:58:11 During the show, you missed their call.
02:58:15 It's been an asshole.
02:58:16 See, I thought I might.
02:58:17 When I'm muted,
02:58:19 I'll remember.
02:58:20 Now, you should try on muting it. Yeah.
02:58:22 Have you tried on muting it? No. Not yet.
02:58:25 I think it's unmuted now. I missed half the fucking call.
02:58:28 That's right.
02:58:28 Oh no. No, you need to start it over. Let's do that.
02:58:31 But see, there's no play. There's no play controls.
02:58:33 So I have to just refresh the screen.
02:58:34 And I was worried it's going to just reset everything.
02:58:38 Here we go.
02:58:39 I thought, great, we'll just pump that shit in.
02:58:42 Yeah. I'm not good at pumping shit in.
02:58:44 I like to take my time.
02:58:45 I like to do it right the first time
02:58:48 I measure it.
02:58:49 And I like to measure once and cut a nice 12 inch one that would have fit perfect.
02:58:55 Yeah, I blood leaking out of my hands.
02:58:58 You know, I tried calling in, several times, but,
02:59:02 nobody wants to pick up the phone, but I think that, you're doing the podcast,
02:59:07 right now, and, all you won't eat for the phone.
02:59:11 I guess you don't want me to be on your show anymore, but, But that's okay.
02:59:16 Because. Did you.
02:59:17 Oh, I just call back in anything about.
02:59:20 Oh, I didn't see you at the camping game in in Papa, back in Montana.
02:59:24 And I get myself a little really hard, and I rub it against the ground
02:59:29 because, God says if it's not standing because I didn't touch it myself,
02:59:33 but, so, you know, I had a girlfriend
02:59:37 and, her mother, it was way more impressive than mine.
02:59:42 Which is why I had to break up with her.
02:59:44 I didn't until you guys, I but, I don't know.
02:59:50 The show is on orientation,
02:59:53 and I think Gary already left because, he's a piece of it.
02:59:58 Lord, forgive me for that.
03:00:00 But,
03:00:02 But he's got it.
03:00:03 Yeah. Work ethic overload.
03:00:07 I was struggling,
03:00:09 with my orientation, when I was younger.
03:00:12 My friend, Jimmy, he came over and he thought, oh, my penis.
03:00:18 What do you think, friend?
03:00:20 I'm a he is my first cousin.
03:00:22 But he was like, my first friend.
03:00:24 And so we've always been best friends.
03:00:26 And occasionally he does that, but,
03:00:29 he is, like, 12 years older than me.
03:00:32 But, you know, I thought orientation was, interesting because,
03:00:37 nobody really knows what their secret orientation is.
03:00:41 Because it is just a construct, but, you know.
03:00:44 Oh, I gotta go.
03:00:46 Let's go activate or something against the ground.
03:00:50 Or for me, it's kid.
03:00:53 Gotta go. A lot of them alone.
03:00:57 Gender is a construct.
03:00:58 Is everything.
03:01:00 I think said masturbation is a construct.
03:01:02 Masturbation is a construct.
03:01:05 I think it's a construct.
03:01:07 But I don't think that's how that works.
03:01:10 But tell a little story.
03:01:11 I heard the other day about faith
03:01:15 selling off a cliff, and as it was falling,
03:01:18 grabbed a limb sticking out the side of the cliff and looked down
03:01:21 300ft to the canyon floor below, and then looked up and said,
03:01:26 Lord, if there's anyone up there,
03:01:27 give me faith.
03:01:30 Tell me what to do.
03:01:32 And a voice from the heavens said, if you have faith,
03:01:36 let go.
03:01:41 He looked down at the canyon floor and then took another look up and says,
03:01:44 is there anyone else up there?
03:01:51 Yeah.
03:01:52 Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my words.
03:01:59 In this, stories and sinful generation of him
03:02:05 also shall the Son of Man bring your shame.
03:02:11 Amen.
03:02:13 Is in the Batmobile.
03:02:14 Amen. Bethany's Jewish.
03:02:15 Back to that. Fuck yeah.
03:02:17 Yeah, here it comes.
03:02:18 Now, this.
03:02:22 Well, did you manage that?
03:02:23 There's no such girl. To the alley.
03:02:27 To the alley.
03:02:28 Run like this, dipshits.
03:02:31 You get into the Homer Simpson mobile car.
03:02:37 I'm afraid I'll have to put you to sleep until we reach the city.
03:02:39 Back here.
03:02:40 Just leave so you won't learn the location of the to.
03:02:44 For that matter.
03:02:46 Guard your face.
03:02:47 What's going to happen here?
03:02:49 Wait a minute.
03:02:54 All right, I'll take her clothes off.
03:02:55 What's that?
03:02:57 She looks very pretty when she's asleep.
03:03:00 I thought you might eventually notice.
03:03:01 That isn't creepy.
03:03:03 That indicates to me the first oncoming thrust of manhood.
03:03:06 Ocean.
03:03:07 What did he say? What the fuck?
03:03:14 They took her
03:03:15 in the back alley, had their way with her, sprayed
03:03:17 a few more times, had her way with her again.
03:03:19 And then they found that cave had her way with her there.
03:03:22 And then she woke up on the couch and her dress is on backwards,
03:03:25 and she didn't really understand.
03:03:27 But, then they, you know,
03:03:28 brought the children with their brother there before to begin with,
03:03:31 which I'm not sure what it was, but for any of our younger viewers,
03:03:35 raping a asleep girl is nothing to do with manhood.
03:03:42 Nothing.
03:03:42 Well.
03:03:48 Your your like your manhood.
03:03:50 Like.
03:03:54 That's what we want to do.
03:03:56 You mean
03:03:57 12in.
03:03:58 Nice cock. Brady.
03:04:00 Thank you.
03:04:03 For Mother's Day, I was like, right in the middle of having sex with my wife.
03:04:07 And I'm like, say, chicken attack the nice 12.
03:04:09 And it would have fit. Perfect. What? Really?
03:04:11 Yeah.
03:04:13 No, you weren't.
03:04:14 No, I was saying say Sabina, say Sabina.
03:04:18 Very simple experiment.
03:04:21 See regular. Look, let go of your look.
03:04:23 So you have a quantum particle which you send through a very small slit.
03:04:28 So you know where the space is very small.
03:04:31 Exactly.
03:04:33 The particle spreads out into all directions.
03:04:35 But when you observe the particle, I put it on a small thing.
03:04:40 You observe.
03:04:41 That's all he do.
03:04:42 Was his head so small?
03:04:44 What do you have a hey, drinkers. It it's.
03:04:47 His arms are gigantic and his head is so tiny.
03:04:50 Oh, he's a proportion.
03:04:51 He's here.
03:04:52 His waist is directly below his, like,
03:04:55 you know, like I don't want it.
03:04:57 These are odd proportions.
03:04:59 He is. He's a puppet of the particle.
03:05:02 It's only in one place, so the wavefunction suddenly has to focus.
03:05:08 She, like buckles in the moment.
03:05:10 She measures the particle.
03:05:11 Stay on the right side, away from each other.
03:05:15 She falls out of the chair to disappear.
03:05:18 And if she just that she's like, do.
03:05:20 What do you get to say?
03:05:21 Then the speed of this fucking amazing.
03:05:23 That's what Einstein called spooky action comes, and clearly he didn't like.
03:05:29 The fuck was that? It was violent.
03:05:31 No, that was weird.
03:05:32 This is worse than us.
03:05:33 This makes it a reaction video
03:05:35 instantaneously faster than the speed of light.
03:05:38 So this is what I
03:05:41 feel.
03:05:41 This. Oh is it?
03:05:42 Oh, and clearly he didn't like it because it was my reaction
03:05:47 to that.
03:05:48 A tivity according to which nothing can go for you get flagged for this and
03:05:52 yeah, we do everything I don't care needs to know where it's going.
03:05:57 If anybody knows it's possible to start you on a tube right now,
03:06:00 you have to gain like 100,000 for their capacity monetization.
03:06:04 They were called.
03:06:05 If I was, I would turn on YouTube.
03:06:11 Which is why you should follow us
03:06:13 here on Rumble.
03:06:16 I'd be great if we could just
03:06:18 get 100 followers, and then we could join the Rumble Creator program.
03:06:22 Or if, like people liked or commented.
03:06:25 Even if you hate us.
03:06:26 Yeah, just like an uncomment
03:06:28 negative comment, I would appreciate that.
03:06:31 Did we finish watching her?
03:06:32 I don't think we did it. Did we? Who? Nipples.
03:06:37 I think we did see this.
03:06:40 I know, but it's making me hungry.
03:06:42 We watched it. Yeah.
03:06:43 I'm hungry, I got burger.
03:06:45 God damn you!
03:06:47 Wait. What is this?
03:06:48 What is she doing here?
03:06:51 So she's like, put a Caesar salad on a pizza.
03:06:54 The bottom bun is a pizza.
03:06:57 That's a burger and two pizza. Two.
03:06:59 Did she make that pizza?
03:07:00 Why would you put
03:07:02 I don't know, I mean, I would eat it, I would eat, put this
03:07:06 put this in your mouth, bitch.
03:07:07 I would she she she can't eat.
03:07:10 She can't take a bite of that.
03:07:13 No. Maybe she can.
03:07:15 It's for her.
03:07:16 Suck a mean.
03:07:19 Oh I got that down.
03:07:21 I got that done.
03:07:22 I don't know what that is. I'm not going to play that one.
03:07:27 Looks like they're all green energy.
03:07:29 There's a lot of. Sabina. We got a whole.
03:07:31 I believe that nuclear fusion is the energy source of the future.
03:07:35 And it will come eventually.
03:07:37 Maybe even growth sun will blow up to Red giant and swallow Earth.
03:07:42 The question is just how gross.
03:07:43 If we see one particular technology maker, the progress stomach, and it's
03:07:46 going to come blow up and swallow three different questions
03:07:51 later, how quickly the technologies coming together.
03:07:54 I'm very big sister tell you that this video's been sponsored by the say the.
03:08:00 But if you have enough plasma
03:08:02 hot enough to fuze, it's incredibly difficult to control.
03:08:04 The most used and most research approach to that looks like they use a combination
03:08:07 of magnetic and electric fields to keep the plasma floating inside the stock.
03:08:10 And I think it's just is this generally a pointless yeast?
03:08:15 So this is actually pretty cool, right?
03:08:17 Because vision is the one we have
03:08:19 now that when you start a ride or whatever and it gets all hot, it's hot forever.
03:08:23 So, so they don't know what to do with the expanded radius,
03:08:27 put it on a cooling thing and it says,
03:08:29 I worked at a nuclear power plant very briefly this sort.
03:08:33 So you get some months ago my point.
03:08:35 There's a there's a there's the remaining has a problem with it.
03:08:39 It's heated for some time.
03:08:42 Anywhere from a million years to forever is what I heard.
03:08:46 You know, you keep it cool.
03:08:47 And as long as the water doesn't leak.
03:08:48 Fukushima fusion, though, when the when the generator shuts down guy
03:08:52 like processes, like it's.
03:08:54 I don't know, like I'm sure, I'm sure it's the safest that we have.
03:08:58 I'm not discounting it.
03:08:59 It's definitely the safest if you look at overall.
03:09:01 But but the the hazards are really hazardous fusion.
03:09:05 When you turn it off it basically is done.
03:09:08 You can put it, you know, you can just stick it
03:09:11 up your ass for if you really wanted to.
03:09:14 It's not dangerous.
03:09:15 My point it's not hot after it's done.
03:09:17 Tokamak controlled plasma for over 1000 seconds.
03:09:21 But right now we have no way to make it cheap enough to actually really.
03:09:25 West took power.
03:09:26 So France set a new record by being held back
03:09:29 for over 1300 seconds.
03:09:32 These are impressive rockets, but they are.
03:09:35 So I have no idea what those numbers happening in these plasmas.
03:09:38 The test wants to learn to control the plasma.
03:09:41 Oh, so it's not the max have also done nuclear fusion
03:09:45 for example jet the joint European she's going to get
03:09:49 she's going to get did produce a record breaking.
03:09:52 The science industry is going revealing everything about everyone
03:09:55 2023 that was close to breaking for the cosmos.
03:09:58 Not counting
03:09:59 extra energy needed to run the reactor jet ceased operations at the end of 2023.
03:10:02 At this point, we had experienced hundreds of plasma disruptions,
03:10:04 sudden loss of control back and slammed into the reactor wall.
03:10:06 This was dangerous for the entire machine.
03:10:08 This is a common theme that has been observed in all tokamaks,
03:10:11 that a balancing act between Maxwell's equations and Murphy's Law.
03:10:13 One of the key factors that give rise to this problem
03:10:15 is that tokamaks rely on a current that moves through the plasma
03:10:18 to keep the plasma confined.
03:10:19 If I'm not talking about my current chiefs do this more complicated
03:10:24 magnetic fields, and this is where stellarator come in.
03:10:28 Instead of relying on stellar, another way to generate the magnetic fields entirely
03:10:32 with coils twisted into the accelerator, this makes the plasma much more stable.
03:10:36 And in contrast to talk about spiking on the what a stellarator is, the reason
03:10:39 this approach I don't know what Tucker marks and stellarator for decades.
03:10:43 Stellarator looks like some something a woman puts in their ear
03:10:46 with computer simulations, and the coils are often so complex
03:10:49 that they have to be built, or both.
03:10:50 Somewhere someone literally untwisted a fusion rate electromagnet.
03:10:52 Well, these obstacles have been pretty much solved now
03:10:54 by combination of machine learning and high precision engineers.
03:10:56 The first recent announcement now came in January from the US companies.
03:11:00 The year they published three peer review papers
03:11:05 with a design plans for what they call 3D printing and oil stellarator.
03:11:10 Their idea is to not use the complicated 3D shape required for the stellarator,
03:11:15 but instead simpler coils with computer algorithms to steer the magnetic field.
03:11:24 It's finished.
03:11:26 That is, one quarter
03:11:28 of an asteroid's cocktail machine bezel
03:11:32 that would be impossible to reproduce even just a little bit while ago.
03:11:36 It's,
03:11:41 It's just a bracket.
03:11:42 It's just looking into the picture.
03:11:44 You're showing that the.
03:11:46 Oh, yeah. Okay, I got it.
03:11:49 But it goes in a,
03:11:52 it goes the space between a monitor and the wood
03:11:55 that is gone because, you know,
03:11:58 it was made in 1980.
03:12:05 I gotta shut her up.
03:12:06 Where is she? There she is.
03:12:09 I did wrong, I did trust your man, and I did sandwich.
03:12:12 I did Junkyard of Arc, or I missed it, but I don't want to do it again.
03:12:15 Is everything green? All my links are green.
03:12:18 Oh, no, there's one that's not green.
03:12:20 That's a mash up. I didn't do.
03:12:25 Oh, I.
03:12:31 What's the mash up in India?
03:12:33 I don't know, it's too late now.
03:12:34 I could try and do it.
03:12:36 I found the, Project egg roll.
03:12:38 I found the egg roll.
03:12:39 I found the egg roll podcast.
03:12:41 Egg roll?
03:12:43 Yeah.
03:12:44 It's basically for all.
03:12:45 It's basically full fladged rants, but it's a.
03:12:47 Yeah, egg roll.
03:12:50 No, no.
03:12:51 So it's a Mario Kart, deluxe.
03:12:55 It's been it's been out with some stuff.
03:12:56 I just it was live when it go roll
03:13:01 it goes with our Oriental Asian theme
03:13:05 Oriental Asian Oriental Asian.
03:13:08 Wasn't that the topic?
03:13:09 I thought orientation was turning the entire world.
03:13:11 Asian.
03:13:14 That was wrong.
03:13:15 Origin tell Asian.
03:13:18 So, Gary, what's the topic before you leave?
03:13:20 Oh shit.
03:13:21 He already left. So draw.
03:13:22 What's the topic before you leave?
03:13:25 Before we leave?
03:13:29 You got any topic?
03:13:30 I don't 102.
03:13:35 So, wait, so why do you have to add the word gate on?
03:13:37 Gay people just have sex.
03:13:38 It's like you want some Chinese food?
03:13:40 No, I just want some food.
03:13:45 You got new echo?
03:13:47 No, I just was playing with something,
03:13:49 and now I don't know how to go back to what I was doing before.
03:13:53 Is that like putting a mirror in your bedroom
03:13:54 to make your house seem bigger? Is it going away?
03:13:56 Oh, is it still going? No, it stopped just now.
03:13:59 You put an echo and reverb on your mic. It'll make it back there.
03:14:01 Okay, I gotta go here and then I changes it to the.
03:14:07 It change, but never says hello. Fuck
03:14:12 T-Pain sing some T-Pain I love here we
03:14:16 wait wait wait wait.
03:14:22 We're doing.
03:14:29 So next week
03:14:32 is all.
03:14:33 They all say big because say click the
03:14:37 I wasn't seen the before.
03:14:40 Next week is May 5th.
03:14:41 Next week is Cinco de Mayo.
03:14:45 Next week is my birthday.
03:14:49 So that'll be great.
03:14:51 Be great.
03:14:53 Well, the show will actually be start on my birthday.
03:14:56 That'll be great family.
03:14:58 Why would that be great?
03:15:00 Because I don't think I've ever had my birthday on the show.
03:15:03 It's been close.
03:15:06 That part.
03:15:06 That's not possible.
03:15:07 That's not the way there's always one.
03:15:10 One day later or earlier.
03:15:15 It's another call. No.
03:15:17 No. Nobody.
03:15:19 No, I think it's winding down.
03:15:20 I oh, my links are green.
03:15:22 I have I was going to start it the way we
03:15:27 ended it.
03:15:27 No, I was going to end it the way we started it with this.
03:15:30 Thanks Brady story. Thanks, Brady.
03:15:32 Hey straw.
03:15:34 The first time I ever called me
03:15:37 said I let my razors split you today.
03:15:40 Have to staple stitches.
03:15:42 This took my facial tissue.
03:15:43 Turned to who is.
03:15:48 Oh, hey, you couldn't even be mad.
03:15:52 Because I realized some spin number three.
03:15:55 That's funny.
03:15:58 I enjoy that.
03:16:01 That's fun.
03:16:01 While it lasted, though, it was okay. Bye.
03:16:05 And above, so below it just.
03:16:06 Hey, Gary. Have a nice day. It's nice talking to you, buddy.
03:16:09 0.1614 hydraulic. His teeth made up.
03:16:12 I'm talking preach from a pulpit.
03:16:13 I'm busted out for you see, Chris said truth in the heat of the coin block.
03:16:16 You said molten life from a leaky design clock.
03:16:19 The gears do not care what you know. All the clocks. Have a good night.
03:16:21 Black rock your body.
03:16:23 The crowd must be numbered and fiddled with by rocks.
03:16:25 One, two notes on the back of a slice off the side window.
03:16:28 Said he's just the wine droplets eight through the end.
03:16:31 Excuse me, I thought I saw circuits with Shane in the shot clock of planets
03:16:34 that orbit a vending machine clock.
03:16:36 He claimed that the moon was a store.
03:16:38 No. Let's talk about super talk to a queen and they're dead.
03:16:40 Your dreams have been hacked by a.
03:16:44 Field.
03:16:46 Is it business or fake as hell?
03:16:53 Nobody pays attention to it except the hardcore audience.
03:16:56 So those people are already leaned in that hard anyway, so, Chris,
03:17:00 we got time and they're already there already.
03:17:02 They've already bought in, so I'll lock each you.
03:17:05 They're kind of pointless, but if you pay attention to them
03:17:08 and it gives it like a different, the blank, like,
03:17:12 I don't know, just a different level of, like you're supposed to buy in.
03:17:14 It's up.
03:17:15 You're supposed to feel like it's real, you know, go to a movie and just go,
03:17:18 oh, yeah, Tom cruise is just running through the motions.
03:17:21 And so it gives you that kind of extra level of realism.
03:17:25 In a sense, it's restricted to lattice and flow.
03:17:28 The best way to load a dishwasher with a screen for realistic dishes
03:17:33 first, on the line, is it possible to be both religious and logical?
03:17:38 Came a sound like sigh, like a hush to the cops in the pulse of,
03:17:42 Gary would say no, never mind.
03:17:43 I have a hard time.
03:17:49 I'd say that
03:17:49 logic is a prison to get your hands away from.
03:17:52 Think of the range is depends on your idea of religion.
03:17:55 Is the priest I like that would do I want to end on this one.
03:17:58 Are we up?
03:17:59 Just energy that never truly dies.
03:18:02 Yes. Says like clean, holy love.
03:18:06 Like.
03:18:08 Holy crap.
03:18:12 So that was kind of interesting.
03:18:16 And from.
03:18:30 That.
03:18:35 It's sort.
03:18:38 I sucked this.
03:18:43 I don't know,
03:18:45 I don't know.
03:18:51 Right.
03:18:51 Okay. Good,
03:18:53 good.
03:18:54 No, I love the Bible study. I want to leave.