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Fladge Rants Live #102 Intention | I Meant to Do That (But Also Ow, My Balls)

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00:01:01 Is. Is now 10:02 p.m..
00:01:40 Do you know how your decisions reflect
00:01:43 upon you as a moral agent?
00:01:46 Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants
00:01:49 Live number 102.
00:01:53 Paying particular attention to intention.
00:01:57 Now notice that its singular intention,
00:02:01 as in
00:02:03 the reason you do things, as in
00:02:07 what the goal is that you want to accomplish.
00:02:12 Now, a lot of people, it's usually plural.
00:02:17 And he has the best intentions.
00:02:19 And we will focus on some of the things that have gone awry,
00:02:24 even with the good things in mind.
00:02:29 Life isn't a movie where the good guy wears white,
00:02:33 the bad guy wears black, and it's good versus evil
00:02:36 on both sides of any conflict.
00:02:39 Both sides believe they're right.
00:02:41 Both believe they're the good guys.
00:02:48 Intention
00:02:51 is an important topic because
00:02:54 it touches on.
00:02:55 One of the most important things that we've been discussing is free will.
00:02:59 Do we have true agency?
00:03:02 Do we make our decisions, or are they
00:03:05 destined?
00:03:09 I still haven't been able to answer this question.
00:03:12 However, we're going to delve into that
00:03:16 and, a lot, a lot more.
00:03:19 We've got a lot of clips to get to.
00:03:21 We've got, the board and I decided
00:03:24 since there are 101,
00:03:28 pictures and phrases up there,
00:03:31 I'm adding 1 or 2.
00:03:34 I can do it myself. Is being added to the board this evening.
00:03:40 Also,
00:03:43 I have
00:03:45 Girl Scout cookies.
00:03:48 These are for Margaret.
00:03:51 And,
00:03:52 And they still have cookies along these,
00:03:57 redraw and.
00:04:02 It is still completely full.
00:04:03 As a matter of fact, it's still sealed.
00:04:06 It's like it's still,
00:04:09 And no boxes have been pulled out of this
00:04:12 door. $60.
00:04:15 There's the Girl Scout cookies.
00:04:18 So there's that.
00:04:21 Also.
00:04:23 I, I feel a little remiss.
00:04:27 I did not,
00:04:29 study up on Aldous Huxley
00:04:36 or Aldous Huxley.
00:04:38 And now he's, He wanted.
00:04:41 He should have been featured.
00:04:43 Well,
00:04:45 at least honorable mention
00:04:47 on the Mount Rushmore of philosophers.
00:04:49 And, Ryan brother called me out on it.
00:04:53 So I looked at all this Huxley's philosophy and,
00:04:58 I've got a few hang ups.
00:05:00 Two things that I disagree with.
00:05:02 But his skepticism about dogmatic religion,
00:05:07 is, is, perfectly apropos.
00:05:11 His,
00:05:13 his concept of how, Buddha and Krishna
00:05:17 and Jesus Christ all had similar messages.
00:05:21 And I liked his, one with everything kind of we,
00:05:25 we fit together in this universe and we're
00:05:28 all interconnected kind of a thing.
00:05:31 I see why brother was so interested.
00:05:35 He was into psychedelics and opening the doors to the divine.
00:05:41 By that means. Now
00:05:45 Divinity is a word.
00:05:49 And just because there's a word for
00:05:51 it doesn't mean it's real.
00:05:54 So that was one of the problems.
00:05:57 And his his use of divinity and spirituality
00:06:01 just doesn't seem to comport with reality.
00:06:06 But the rest of his philosophy seemed to make a lot of sense to me.
00:06:09 So Aldous Huxley,
00:06:14 he gets honorable mention, but he still doesn't make my Mount Rushmore.
00:06:17 So back to attention.
00:06:21 If we truly have agency,
00:06:24 if we truly are masters of our own free will,
00:06:29 we should be held accountable for what we do,
00:06:33 and we should be more mindful and cognizant of the
00:06:38 ramifications of of our actions.
00:06:42 And I'm not sure if we're always,
00:06:45 fully aware of that.
00:06:48 I did, this one
00:06:50 I got from, close to the truth.
00:06:53 We've actually featured that podcast on this podcast, but,
00:06:57 I looked up intentionality, and
00:07:02 this was one of the first things that came up.
00:07:04 And it was an interesting thought experiment where a general,
00:07:09 ordered his troops to take a hill
00:07:14 and the his lieutenant said, well,
00:07:19 if we send our soldiers up
00:07:22 that hill, they'll be in the line of fire
00:07:25 and they'll be injured or killed.
00:07:28 And the general said, I don't care about that.
00:07:32 I yeah, I need to strategically take this
00:07:35 hill. So.
00:07:39 Is it his intention
00:07:42 to get his soldiers and soldiers injured and killed?
00:07:46 Most people would answer yes.
00:07:48 He knows that's a possibility.
00:07:51 If he sends them through the line of fire.
00:07:55 Let's turn that around.
00:07:57 I think we're in full agreement on that.
00:08:00 If you're an outlier and you don't think.
00:08:02 Is that that could be considered as an an intention,
00:08:07 then, we can discuss that and, leave it in the comments below.
00:08:13 But let's flip that around.
00:08:16 Lieutenant says,
00:08:18 wait a minute.
00:08:20 You want them to take that hope
00:08:22 that gets them out of the line of fire.
00:08:25 And the general says, I don't care if it's it
00:08:29 that pulls them out of danger and into safety.
00:08:32 I just want them on that hill.
00:08:35 So now is it is it his intention
00:08:39 to get his soldiers into safety?
00:08:43 He says specifically, he doesn't care.
00:08:45 In both cases,
00:08:47 therefore,
00:08:49 his only intention was
00:08:53 to take that hill.
00:08:54 In both cases.
00:08:56 But now we're giving him the.
00:09:02 We're not giving him the benefit of the doubt.
00:09:04 Sending him into danger.
00:09:08 And we're not giving him the credit
00:09:10 for setting you out of danger.
00:09:13 So it doesn't make a difference
00:09:16 if this very general goes on that night
00:09:18 and hugs his wife
00:09:21 and helps his daughter with his homework and pats the dog,
00:09:25 or goes home and beats his wife, scolds his child and kicks the dog.
00:09:31 The. These are.
00:09:36 This.
00:09:36 These are greater reflections of who the man is as a person.
00:09:41 And that's.
00:09:42 That's kind of what I wanted to discuss today.
00:09:45 I've got a few other things,
00:09:47 but, right now
00:09:51 roll the clip.
00:09:54 And then.
00:09:57 Part one the plot.
00:09:59 Plot. The year 1990.
00:10:01 The problem?
00:10:01 A national debt that had exploded.
00:10:04 The solution?
00:10:05 A 10% luxury tax on expensive boats.
00:10:08 Sounds like a great idea with the best of intentions.
00:10:11 What could possibly go wrong?
00:10:14 It turns out that while wealthy people buy yachts, it's usually middle
00:10:18 income people who make them.
00:10:20 This giant middle finger of a tax plan cut the sales of luxury boats by 70%.
00:10:24 To send companies overseas or into chapter 11, destroyed hundreds of
00:10:28 thousands of middle class jobs and resulted in a net loss in tax revenue.
00:10:33 Turns out it was all for yacht port, too.
00:10:37 Who's hungry now?
00:10:38 The year is 1958.
00:10:41 The problem?
00:10:42 Birds eating too much grain in China.
00:10:44 The solution?
00:10:45 Chairman Mao labels the Eurasian sparrow as a capitalist enemy of the state,
00:10:50 kicking off a nationwide campaign to eradicate the species is.
00:10:54 Sounds like an idea with the best of intentions.
00:10:58 What could possibly go wrong?
00:11:00 It turns out sparrows also eat
00:11:02 insects and insects eat a lot more grain than sparrows do.
00:11:06 100 million dead birds.
00:11:07 Later, grain yields plummeted in China, resulting in massive famine,
00:11:11 starvation and deaths estimated between 15 and 45 million people.
00:11:17 On the bright side,
00:11:18 at least China learned its lesson about rounding up unwanted population.
00:11:22 Part three vaccination proclamations.
00:11:26 The year 2021 did their effective
00:11:29 distribution for a vaccine with a short shelf life.
00:11:32 New York solution create a massively detailed yet
00:11:35 questionable priority schedule, then mandate appointments
00:11:39 pushing applicants, including the elderly, toward the buggy website
00:11:42 to answer lengthy questionnaires and upload multiple attachments.
00:11:46 When that slows things down, find distribution centers for giving
00:11:49 about to expire doses to non priority patients when they throw expired
00:11:54 doses away, find them for not using their entire supply fast enough.
00:11:58 Also, remove the priority status of frontline workers
00:12:01 who don't get it early enough and threaten to strip medical licenses and future
00:12:05 vaccine delivery for those who don't comply
00:12:07 with all the rules created and changed on a daily basis.
00:12:10 Sounds like, oh, come on New York, get it together.
00:12:15 Just don't forget to cover up nursing home deaths and blame
00:12:18 the federal government when you collect your Emmy.
00:12:22 Brief moments.
00:12:23 Unintended consequences.
00:12:25 Good intentions, bad results.
00:12:38 This is the lawn mower blade.
00:12:41 The draw gave me.
00:12:43 I started forging.
00:12:47 This end.
00:12:49 And it is.
00:12:51 I kind of want to keep this as a feature.
00:12:54 That curvy part and sharpened
00:12:57 both sides and have it a two handed sword.
00:13:01 So, we'll we'll keep you posted as to my progress on this.
00:13:06 I'll put it right on drawers. Cookies,
00:13:08 birds, cookies.
00:13:11 So do we.
00:13:12 Oh, look at us.
00:13:15 Do we have a horse drawn?
00:13:16 My barn.
00:13:20 What are you wearing? See?
00:13:23 Oh, yeah.
00:13:25 Happy Mexican Christmas, everybody.
00:13:26 Do you have a good,
00:13:29 May the 4th be with you?
00:13:32 No, but I'm having
00:13:33 a wonderful revenge of the fifth.
00:13:37 Nice.
00:13:39 Well, I'm drinking that.
00:13:41 It's a drinking holiday.
00:13:42 Cinco de Mayo, right?
00:13:44 Of course, this isn't like
00:13:47 the 60s or
00:13:50 anything with lime.
00:13:51 Like a margarita would be appropriate.
00:13:54 How many seconds does,
00:14:01 So we've got a lot of crap to get to.
00:14:04 I saw all the videos and, stuff.
00:14:08 So, yeah, to get to all.
00:14:10 Yeah, I literally crap.
00:14:11 Like, if you are looking forward to a good show.
00:14:13 No, this is not a we just going to show you a bunch of crap.
00:14:16 Is that your intention?
00:14:19 We've got two more episodes,
00:14:23 and then our two year mark.
00:14:27 No, I think we're done, like, already.
00:14:30 Oh, yeah.
00:14:31 Apparently this this podcast.
00:14:33 Days are numbered.
00:14:34 Days are numbered.
00:14:38 Since we each from here.
00:14:41 Just in case you weren't.
00:14:44 That's a sick.
00:14:46 I feel like you're somebody so,
00:14:52 I think my mustache is always much better than mine.
00:14:58 Katy Perry singing with shit for
00:15:02 today, bro.
00:15:03 It's been interesting.
00:15:05 Is this the video of her that this is what they did when they went to outer space?
00:15:09 No. Oh, I just I wanted to show that
00:15:13 because a lot of people are saying that her stage show got really weird. Wow.
00:15:17 Oh, look, now she's singing with a Covid mask.
00:15:19 Yeah, it's, Oh.
00:15:22 My point is, is they've always been very, very weird.
00:15:26 So they're not getting weird.
00:15:28 They've always been weird.
00:15:30 Her intention is to be weird
00:15:31 from the start because her music isn't really very attentive.
00:15:35 Oh. Well,
00:15:38 what was her intention there?
00:15:43 To be,
00:15:44 I don't know, to make sure my intentions are prettier than her music.
00:15:48 My intentions are multifaceted.
00:15:50 I mean, the overarching thing is making the world a better place,
00:15:53 but it's through, like, I just want to, like, be amusing at the very least.
00:15:58 Informative if possible, but mostly
00:16:02 funny if he can't be funny and smart.
00:16:05 What are you doing?
00:16:09 Huxley
00:16:09 foresaw the dangers of too much distraction.
00:16:12 He said that constant pursuit of pleasures obstructs individuals
00:16:15 from pursuing and engaging oneself in meaningful things such as philosophy,
00:16:20 literature and strong relationships.
00:16:24 Yeah.
00:16:25 There's also the, okay.
00:16:28 If you if pick a goal, pick one
00:16:32 your biggest, you know, concern or
00:16:35 or or or threshold
00:16:38 that you want to reach like an attainable purpose
00:16:42 and anything that doesn't lead towards that.
00:16:46 Oh, leave it to the side.
00:16:49 This complete disregard
00:16:52 and, single minded determination is going to get you there.
00:16:57 And I think anything short
00:16:59 might end up falling short.
00:17:05 That's intention.
00:17:07 To me.
00:17:10 Any thoughts
00:17:13 about that?
00:17:15 Okay. Good.
00:17:17 We have to update my background, because, look, it's different now.
00:17:21 I got rid of the Christmas tree.
00:17:22 It's actually right there.
00:17:24 I got rid of the light saber.
00:17:27 It's actually right there.
00:17:29 A few other things.
00:17:30 Oh. Kirk.
00:17:32 He's right there, but he's not here.
00:17:35 He's there on screen. Kirk.
00:17:37 Captain Kirk born, you know, matter of fact,
00:17:41 he's my second favorite captain.
00:17:44 A favorite captain right there.
00:17:47 Picard.
00:17:49 No better captain ever.
00:17:52 I define it.
00:17:54 I pronounce it Picard.
00:17:56 Oh, you.
00:17:57 You do it way better than I do. I do.
00:18:01 I use the Q pronunciation.
00:18:04 Picard.
00:18:06 Jean-Luc Picard.
00:18:09 The Harvard. It.
00:18:10 Yeah.
00:18:11 Well, we binge watched all of,
00:18:16 Breaking Bad for a third time.
00:18:19 And the guy who plays Q on Star Trek The Next Generation is a, main character.
00:18:24 Well, not a main character, but, peripheral character.
00:18:27 Like the third season and second season.
00:18:31 This is what you did
00:18:32 during your firing, during your time off?
00:18:35 No, this is what I did over the weekend.
00:18:37 It's called a sabbatical. That sucks.
00:18:41 It was kind of nice.
00:18:43 We had we had a guest,
00:18:46 Will's daughter stopped by with her boyfriend,
00:18:50 and we don't entertain many guests, and I don't like,
00:18:54 I don't, like, see eye to eye with their generation,
00:18:59 and they didn't get any of my references,
00:19:02 and it was awkward and uncomfortable.
00:19:07 Yeah, because they had to be at least, what, 50ft away from you to.
00:19:11 Right? Yeah.
00:19:12 Yeah, yeah, that's by the law.
00:19:14 Yeah. Yeah. Right.
00:19:17 Yeah.
00:19:17 Since they're minors, it's hard to have a conversation in a room, right?
00:19:21 But I didn't know that there were minors.
00:19:23 They weren't wearing those hats with the lights on.
00:19:26 No, and they probably did a bunch of illicit drugs
00:19:29 where they were, too, I'm sure. Right.
00:19:30 No. No, they did not.
00:19:33 Oh, speaking.
00:19:34 Speaking of your minor minor joke, how do you spell promoter?
00:19:39 Promoter
00:19:41 for other people?
00:19:42 People are saying you can spell it o r now.
00:19:44 And I never heard that, but I looked it up in the Oxford
00:19:46 Dictionary says promoter is.
00:19:48 Oh, is that a mandela effect thing.
00:19:50 Because I always thought it was er I think that is a mandela effect.
00:19:58 I know
00:20:00 my free biblical Mandela effects are still blowing my mind.
00:20:04 The first verse of the Bible.
00:20:07 In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.
00:20:10 I think if you're going to say heaven instead of heaven's heavens, it should be.
00:20:16 It's right. It should be plural.
00:20:18 Also, it is actually as the last
00:20:21 book of the Bible revelations.
00:20:24 But no, it's the book of revelation.
00:20:28 And then of course, the verse about the lion shall lay down with the lamb.
00:20:33 Not that at all.
00:20:34 It's the wolf shall lay down with the lamb.
00:20:36 And I'm wondering, how are there three mental effects
00:20:39 in one book?
00:20:42 So there's probably more
00:20:45 telling the story of
00:20:47 you had mentioned something that this has to do with,
00:20:49 and I think we should watch the beginning of the universe.
00:20:53 God, yeah.
00:20:54 Matter. Impact on material man.
00:20:56 Okay, so two questions.
00:20:58 All right. Go ahead.
00:21:00 All right. Your question.
00:21:01 Where did God come from?
00:21:02 Assumes that you're thinking of the wrong.
00:21:04 Obviously displays that you're thinking of the wrong God,
00:21:07 because the God of the Bible is not affected by time, space, or matter.
00:21:11 If he's if he's affected by nature the way he says or in space and matter,
00:21:16 it doesn't matter the way he says manner after coming to account.
00:21:19 His intent is to sound smarter but no space.
00:21:22 Where would you put it?
00:21:24 Doesn't matter in space, but no time.
00:21:26 When would you put it that question?
00:21:29 Space or matter independent what you do in come into existence?
00:21:32 Spatial matter.
00:21:33 The Bible answers that in ten words.
00:21:35 Did you hear that? Beginning?
00:21:36 Time.
00:21:37 God created the heaven or space behind the earth.
00:21:41 There's matter.
00:21:42 See? It's happening.
00:21:45 He said heaven.
00:21:46 The caption said, heavens!
00:21:48 Yeah, but that's so some kind of little silly,
00:21:51 silly, silly technicality like that.
00:21:53 I'm not going to really.
00:21:54 The Bible uses the expression the heavens and the earth many times
00:21:58 throughout its 66 books.
00:21:59 The first thing talked about at the beginning of
00:22:00 Genesis is its focus on the last two chapters of revelation.
00:22:04 And you created the heaven and the earth revelation.
00:22:07 Okay. So they okay.
00:22:08 Never mind. This is not heaven. Okay. In
00:22:12 English, it should be English.
00:22:15 English says heaven or the heavens, not the heaven.
00:22:22 That's wrong,
00:22:24 is it?
00:22:25 You know how to speak truth?
00:22:28 No, no.
00:22:28 In English.
00:22:31 Oh, we're translating into English here, right?
00:22:34 Right.
00:22:35 But the translators could have easily mistaken plurals
00:22:38 when they're translating it here and there randomly.
00:22:41 I would have to read it in Hebrew to get a definitive answer.
00:22:44 If you speak Hebrew, please comment in Hebrew.
00:22:47 Yeah, I mean,
00:22:49 that would really help us if someone commented.
00:22:51 Ever heard anybody speak broken English?
00:22:52 One of the things that they misuse is plurals.
00:22:54 Quite often.
00:22:56 Yeah. Yeah. What? But what's the difference?
00:22:58 So I don't even get your point between heaven and heavens.
00:23:01 What's the big deal?
00:23:03 Me and my family like to go to McDonald.
00:23:07 Oh yeah.
00:23:09 Good point. I think I do.
00:23:11 I don't think there's multiple heavens
00:23:14 sing happy Cinco de Mayo, by the way.
00:23:17 Thanks.
00:23:19 Thanks.
00:23:20 Straw. No.
00:23:21 We refer to the cosmos as the heavens.
00:23:25 Well, you just said we.
00:23:26 But I don't think we refer to anything the same.
00:23:29 Honestly, if you think about it, I'm going to refer to the opposite.
00:23:31 Just because you do. Sometimes.
00:23:34 Yes, yes, but we mean a vast majority of the population
00:23:39 and like according to convention.
00:23:45 Next week's topic convention.
00:23:48 Okay.
00:23:50 You're on.
00:23:51 Well a so
00:23:54 that was easy.
00:23:56 I took a couple of blocks of below part of your, monologue.
00:23:59 You had mentioned something about work.
00:24:03 Oh, I did have work.
00:24:06 No. Putting something into something.
00:24:08 Don't remember exactly why I'd have to rewind it,
00:24:12 but I don't know what my note means.
00:24:13 I just put the bigger the work, the bigger the reward.
00:24:16 So obviously.
00:24:18 Shit, I wish I could remember.
00:24:20 I put a note, but I didn't put enough note to tell me what it meant.
00:24:22 I'll. Yeah, you did that last week too.
00:24:24 Oh, well, that's a matter of fact.
00:24:25 You as f okay.
00:24:31 Yeah, f m k and I read it correctly,
00:24:34 and you, you typed p r j or whatever.
00:24:38 I did.
00:24:39 Ryan says Gary will.
00:24:41 Tonight's episode touch on the viral question of who will win
00:24:44 between 100 men and 101 silverback gorilla.
00:24:47 Well, it will now.
00:24:49 Oh, the beat of.
00:24:52 I'm sorry, did you say the beat off?
00:24:54 Yeah.
00:24:56 I'm not the.
00:24:56 I don't think that's what he's asking.
00:24:58 He's not.
00:24:59 He's at asking you for silverback gorilla to beat off 100 men
00:25:03 who you said beat up?
00:25:05 No. Beat off.
00:25:06 You said beat off?
00:25:08 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that changes the entire equation.
00:25:11 I know, I know.
00:25:12 It's all as though the champion has beaten off the challenger.
00:25:17 But you 100 men could easily beat off
00:25:20 one gorilla, and the gorilla would probably be fine with it.
00:25:23 Okay, so did we figure out
00:25:27 what brother's talking about?
00:25:31 Yeah, the 100 men versus 100 silverback gorilla.
00:25:34 Stupid hypothesis that a hypothesis high hypothesized.
00:25:39 What am I trying to say?
00:25:40 Hypothetically.
00:25:40 Question that everyone's asking.
00:25:43 Is everyone asking that?
00:25:45 There's a lot of people asking it.
00:25:48 I didn't get down to nitty gritty.
00:25:50 The best one I heard is
00:25:53 that if
00:25:55 you really went at it, you might lose 60 guys.
00:25:58 So you'd have to have some committed guys.
00:26:00 Chances are, you wouldn't
00:26:01 as soon as as soon as 1 or 2 started
00:26:03 getting their ass kicked and got their arms ripped off,
00:26:05 everyone else would probably try to flee.
00:26:08 Yeah, the gorilla would probably catch and rip them all off.
00:26:10 But if you really had 100 committed men, 60 might like die
00:26:13 or get seriously injured, but the gorilla would finally get at least subdued.
00:26:17 I don't know if you could rip the gorillas arm properly.
00:26:19 At least I think if 100 men piled on a gorilla.
00:26:23 This is interesting because, flight
00:26:25 is another thing that Flashdance was ahead on because we were showing, gorilla.
00:26:28 Gorilla fights zoo gorilla and gorilla fights.
00:26:31 Yeah. Boy, the motherfuckers are beasts.
00:26:34 They are. They're vicious.
00:26:36 I know we didn't invent saying the N-word, but holy shit,
00:26:39 that blew up this week to week. I can't wait to talk about that.
00:26:41 We cannot talk about that at all until we get to religion.
00:26:45 I, I don't know, I like to emphasize it's
00:26:48 the guy, another thing, brothers, to me
00:26:51 this week was the Mount Rushmore of,
00:26:54 rap producers.
00:26:57 And, the only one I know is Doctor Dre, but I can't figure out which one he is.
00:27:02 The one thing about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:27:07 It is just, oh, they're not for
00:27:10 he's the one that's in the lab coat.
00:27:11 Which one is?
00:27:14 Oh, he's in the lab.
00:27:16 No. Like, would they be like Jay-Z?
00:27:19 Is he a producer? No.
00:27:22 What can you say?
00:27:23 No, the other three are.
00:27:25 He's never produced anything.
00:27:28 That's a weird thing to say.
00:27:29 I don't think so. No. Yeah.
00:27:32 And you're mine has helped him win some stuff.
00:27:36 And he produced I mean, jail.
00:27:38 He will not know.
00:27:40 No, he's never really done a job.
00:27:41 He will not like he's not a fucking piano player, but he definitely, like,
00:27:46 you know, when Alicia Keys was in the studio with him doing,
00:27:49 the fucking New York and then whatever, like, oh, he's playing piano.
00:27:53 But Jay-Z was like, hey, like, play something that sounds like this,
00:27:56 you know, doing that and, you know, like, okay, yeah, add this to it.
00:27:59 Like, so he's not like, that's the most popular news, numerous songs and albums.
00:28:04 He has also worked as an executive producer on various projects.
00:28:07 Executive producer is just finding it.
00:28:09 I hate this executive producer telling it.
00:28:11 All it means is you throw money at it. Second.
00:28:14 So that was me at the I on the molecules juicers.
00:28:19 You've got to manufacture something out of thin air to be a producer.
00:28:22 That's a creator
00:28:24 is not necessarily a producer, is literally
00:28:27 the one that pulls up a tiny little bit and keeps all the talent happy.
00:28:31 That's pretty tiny.
00:28:32 It might be different on the on, you know, musicians,
00:28:35 but when it comes to hip hop, that's essentially what that means is the person
00:28:38 who generated the music track is the producer.
00:28:41 He's also collaborated with many different producers,
00:28:44 including Timberland, Kanye and Just Blaze.
00:28:48 So for the, I would say, top Mount Rushmore of hip hop producers, yeah.
00:28:53 Pharrell, Kanye West, Timbaland and probably have Guy
00:28:59 around.
00:29:00 I don't know how much music his influence over time at no.
00:29:04 Do you know how much, say, Quincy scenes stuff is Quincy Jones?
00:29:10 There's one name I know, pop.
00:29:11 I said hip hop, though.
00:29:13 I'm definitely a pop for sure.
00:29:15 I like how you say the happy guy happy came so late in Pharrell's career.
00:29:19 It is absolutely ridiculous, dude.
00:29:21 I'm sorry, but the people identified by certain things, and I bet you more.
00:29:24 Well, that's fine. That's fine. That was.
00:29:28 Is that actually cousins with Timberland?
00:29:30 Which is weird because like to have two cousins that prominent.
00:29:34 Like, why aren't they all kind of cousins?
00:29:36 The way I tend to throw a happy guy, I think of him as the hot guy.
00:29:40 The guy with the oversize hat.
00:29:42 Whoa. Hold on.
00:29:44 We only have one guy in the show.
00:29:45 I know there's only one you guys don't know, cause he's probably is.
00:29:50 His record label is Star Trek,
00:29:54 though.
00:29:54 That's like saying it purposely wrong.
00:29:56 I guess the track makes more sense.
00:29:58 I've got.
00:30:00 Oh, you of one gorilla.
00:30:03 Yeah.
00:30:03 So the Neptunes and where he's had some of these side projects.
00:30:07 Absolutely ridiculous.
00:30:08 One of those guys have a gun?
00:30:11 No, I'm pretty sure it was like hand-to-hand combat.
00:30:15 I've heard people say, are they weak men?
00:30:17 Are they all MMA fighters and whatever.
00:30:19 However you want to argue it, it's just an open up conversation,
00:30:22 as you know, right? Boring, right now.
00:30:24 Oh, I, I do.
00:30:26 I'm not saying that I still say that silverbacks are heavy.
00:30:30 Favorite.
00:30:33 Yeah,
00:30:33 I think enough men can out strategize a gorilla
00:30:37 and we should be able to we should be able to outsmart the thing.
00:30:40 Well, if you get what if you're in some type of terrain.
00:30:45 Sure. But what if you're just like, in a gymnasium?
00:30:47 There is no strategy. There's nowhere to hide.
00:30:49 It's just numbers, right?
00:30:50 Pretty sure that's that's the point of it.
00:30:52 Are you willing to be one of the 60 that's going to get maimed, right?
00:30:57 Yeah. I mean, for her to win,
00:31:00 I'm like, I don't know if you put us
00:31:02 in a different song,
00:31:04 it might be fucking music jumping.
00:31:07 That's the first penalty.
00:31:11 I don't play the other music to people first.
00:31:13 Let's get there. Let's
00:31:15 eat the weak and then the strong ones hopefully have a chance in the middle.
00:31:18 Don't we have other music we can play?
00:31:21 Yes. And I was just trying to set my bong.
00:31:24 This is always our first copyright strike, so we should just get that up
00:31:28 until we get the titles
00:31:32 outside.
00:31:35 Oh I'm like oh,
00:31:39 you pick up the title.
00:31:42 Oh, I.
00:31:46 Oh my oh you mean
00:31:49 with your monologue was you had mentioned something about the guy
00:31:52 going up the hill and intending to kill his soldiers.
00:31:56 Yes or no? I missed that part.
00:31:58 They get his soldiers killed.
00:32:00 So I argue that it's collateral damage is not intended.
00:32:04 It's only accepted to a level.
00:32:06 And you can't just keep accepting it. Like I don't give a shit.
00:32:09 You said he doesn't give a shit or something to that effect.
00:32:12 Yeah, shit.
00:32:13 Because there's an attrition fact that comes into play that
00:32:16 if he just doesn't intend
00:32:17 to reserve his soldiers at all, he's not going to win the next hill, right?
00:32:21 Or the next hill.
00:32:22 So whether he's a coldhearted son of a bitch, just tactics like
00:32:26 throwing 60 guys at a gorilla, he still has to have some awareness
00:32:29 of humanity and his soldiers just by the sheer simple fact of attrition.
00:32:34 Can you do a look up for me?
00:32:37 Intentionality closer to truth.
00:32:43 I think it's a short clip.
00:32:45 Well, it's like ten minutes, but so on.
00:32:48 But he gets the thing out of the way in the first two.
00:32:54 Can you hear me typing?
00:32:56 See? See if I did the thing any justice.
00:32:59 Is it John?
00:33:00 Cyril? Yes,
00:33:03 Sarah. Sir.
00:33:05 Sear. Search. Yep. You nailed it.
00:33:07 Not going to work.
00:33:08 He killed it. You mailed it home.
00:33:11 Understanding consciousness
00:33:12 is how a lot of the framing in the focus.
00:33:15 Oh, there we go.
00:33:16 Be about things and represent real thing in the world.
00:33:21 And for a real person.
00:33:22 I thought he was a Simpsons character to express about this.
00:33:26 Yeah. Help me understand that.
00:33:28 Okay, well, intentional is, in a way, an unfortunate word
00:33:31 because it seems to imply some special connection with intending.
00:33:34 But intending is only one kind of intentionality,
00:33:36 along with hopes and fears and lost and a desire and I believe so.
00:33:40 He kind of got caught up on lust there for a second, didn't he?
00:33:43 He used to say he lost a lot.
00:33:46 Oh my. Oh remember, I remember lost.
00:33:48 And then there's, there's, all of these other stuff.
00:33:52 There's no as representation, mental representation.
00:33:55 Well, the reason for the confusion is we got the word from the Romans.
00:33:58 Intentionality.
00:33:59 And it's not a confusion of intentionality, though.
00:34:00 He doesn't like the German version, which is obviously.
00:34:03 But anyway, we're stuck with the Germans. Okay?
00:34:05 And so the reason it's a bad word
00:34:07 is because we got it from the German state of affairs.
00:34:09 Remember when I said yes, this was the guy's name?
00:34:12 You might say, well, consciousness is the most but turkey is no different.
00:34:15 One just takes all the unconscious forms of intention
00:34:17 are the kind of things that could become conscious. I'm.
00:34:19 I believe that Washington was the first president,
00:34:21 but most of the time I'm not thinking about it. So.
00:34:23 But I could bring it to consciousness.
00:34:24 So intentionality is either conscious or it's the kind of thing
00:34:26 that could you bring you could bring a kind of repression.
00:34:29 This ended up being pretty good.
00:34:30 What is that such a big deal?
00:34:31 Well, it's our basic way of relating to the world, the basics.
00:34:35 What's the next on that search are through perception and action,
00:34:38 the animal perceives the environment, the animal acts on the environment.
00:34:41 And those are the basic forms of intentionality.
00:34:43 And they are both intentional and cause.
00:34:45 It's this movement is not.
00:34:47 It was the general on the Hill.
00:34:52 I got Roy by Meister.
00:34:54 What?
00:34:55 Yes, that's the guy's name.
00:34:59 Or there's also a Michael Shermer.
00:35:02 No, that sounds like.
00:35:03 I'm sure I know Michael Shermer.
00:35:04 He's got a pointy nose.
00:35:07 Focusing on freewill as a window on the human mind.
00:35:12 There are a number of components that can lead into it.
00:35:14 One of which is concept of agency. The agency.
00:35:15 Two things that have intentions. This is.
00:35:18 Yeah, it's a concept.
00:35:19 It's a bit insecure in order to understand,
00:35:22 but to win the moral agency, agency, we just mean organisms
00:35:24 ability to control its behavior and act as a unit.
00:35:28 Yes. That starts long before humans, long before our free will.
00:35:32 But probably in the shift from plants to animals.
00:35:35 The plant is already in unity, but it doesn't do much.
00:35:38 It doesn't move around, it doesn't make decisions.
00:35:40 But if this goes around, it grows toward the sun.
00:35:43 At least control.
00:35:44 Well, the system doesn't have.
00:35:47 I'm not sure if we're even making decisions moving around together, I know,
00:35:51 but then that tells me that
00:35:53 I don't want to drive with you and sniff out where the food is,
00:35:55 and then to make all the yeah, well, I'm going to go that same direction.
00:35:59 I know I'm that.
00:36:00 If you're not sure that you're driving footsteps, when does, kick in?
00:36:04 We all know that's the thing.
00:36:05 I know that I'm going to get a set of say, I should say, animals also likes me
00:36:09 right in the eyes.
00:36:09 Instead of looking at the road saying, hey, we're destined to die today.
00:36:12 That's just the way it is.
00:36:13 And I'd be like, you know, screw this guy.
00:36:15 Let's let's go on to the real clips.
00:36:17 Then I'll give you a Reagan joke, because I didn't know I like I know
00:36:23 Reagan, the chick from the Olympics, but, you know, a little past that,
00:36:28 here was my Reagan joke that I was going to send you.
00:36:31 Three elderly sisters are living together, and one goes to draw a bath
00:36:36 and yells down, help, I need help!
00:36:41 I can't remember if I was getting into the tub or out of the tub.
00:36:44 So the other the next sister gets halfway up the stairs and says, okay.
00:36:49 Now I don't remember if I was walking up or down the stairs.
00:36:53 And then, the third sister says,
00:36:56 hopefully this doesn't happen to me and knocks on wood.
00:37:00 I'll be right there.
00:37:01 As soon as I answer the door.
00:37:07 That's why I didn't include the clip.
00:37:08 It's not that funny.
00:37:12 She knocked on wood
00:37:13 and then forgot that she was the one knocking and went to answer the door
00:37:19 we heard was the first time.
00:37:21 Yeah.
00:37:22 Yeah. That is. Let's his face.
00:37:25 Lambert Serpent was actually telling the truth.
00:37:29 God lied.
00:37:30 God is a trickster.
00:37:32 Her same way. Much.
00:37:33 But inky and I tricked it a dopa the.
00:37:36 All right, so you believe in God when he's a liar,
00:37:39 but you don't believe him in him in any other way?
00:37:43 Well, man, I believe you know.
00:37:46 I believe that if he's a liar,
00:37:50 what's the point?
00:37:52 What's your point, Brady?
00:37:55 I believe that the story is an analogy for choosing, like,
00:37:59 something higher than you or choosing a selfish, self-righteous path.
00:38:03 And especially having a woman draw you down to that self-serving path.
00:38:08 But if you think it was a real event that the first people on Earth
00:38:11 and so be it, I'm not going to argue that because there's
00:38:13 real, more important things today that we need to argue about.
00:38:15 So I'm just saying in that story, who's the good guy?
00:38:18 Who's the bad guy serpent or the liar Eve because it doesn't matter.
00:38:23 So why are you so
00:38:26 I know I made
00:38:26 people that have been victimized are going to be really angry that I say this.
00:38:29 I'm not I'm not blaming the victim here, but I think the victim was Adam, not Eve.
00:38:34 Yeah, you're just passing blame.
00:38:37 So basically, if they said, do this, do this, do this is it.
00:38:40 This is the person who said, do this, do this, do this.
00:38:42 The person that said, don't do this, don't do this, don't
00:38:45 do this, or the person that intended to do or don't do it,
00:38:48 which is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows?
00:38:50 No. You asked me who was to blame, and I'm telling you, it was.
00:38:54 It was not the serpent, nor God.
00:38:56 It was Eve.
00:38:58 Okay? The second wife of Adam.
00:39:02 Others intention.
00:39:03 Okay.
00:39:04 Intention that.
00:39:06 How do you say intention?
00:39:08 It's Cinco de Mayo.
00:39:09 Oh, yeah.
00:39:10 I've been saying it wrong my whole life.
00:39:18 No, I just think it's interesting that,
00:39:20 in that scenario, God is a big, fat liar
00:39:24 scenario.
00:39:25 Yeah, but so with Passover, I'm here.
00:39:29 Here's an interesting thing.
00:39:30 He's always, male.
00:39:34 I don't know, I'm thinking he's got a penis.
00:39:37 So is there a picture of God penis,
00:39:41 the Ponytailed man or the Manson guy?
00:39:46 Oh, that.
00:39:49 They both look like men.
00:39:52 I was trying to say, know some men?
00:39:55 They both.
00:39:56 Yeah, like, I mean,
00:39:58 now you lost me completely.
00:40:02 Good job.
00:40:02 Oh, my goodness, that's the kid.
00:40:04 Hello guys. Again.
00:40:07 How goes it. Oh it's great.
00:40:10 See you can hear draw actually get a boner when the kid comes on.
00:40:14 Be real quiet. Listen.
00:40:15 Yeah. You asshole.
00:40:17 Do you hear? I hear the genes.
00:40:20 That's not good.
00:40:22 Tighten there.
00:40:23 My hand starts moving.
00:40:24 You'll know what seems on the board.
00:40:28 You probably recognize some of the people I taught you.
00:40:30 I do.
00:40:31 Oh my gosh. Oh, I haven't wow. Yet.
00:40:34 I haven't taken stock you back. Back
00:40:39 102 shows, 102 captions on that.
00:40:44 Does 1 or 2 have to do with the
00:40:46 sh sh plastic shithole?
00:40:50 Yes. The plastic shithole for the bottom 1 or 2.
00:40:54 It's the number of frames on the board and the number of shows we've had.
00:40:59 It was an actual coincidence,
00:41:02 but now that it's lined up, I'm just going to add one every week.
00:41:05 Perfect.
00:41:07 Yeah,
00:41:09 yeah, this week I added, I can do it myself.
00:41:14 Ooh, yeah, there's that asking
00:41:16 does that have to do with your past employer or there somehow?
00:41:22 Yes. Oh no, I don't like this.
00:41:24 Somebody died the.
00:41:28 There is one last possession.
00:41:29 Armada. Armada Revere. Which one was it?
00:41:32 Just shipping, plastic shipping and receiving.
00:41:34 It's going wow.
00:41:36 And apparently will fix their typo or their their mess up.
00:41:38 Right now, the Mexican government is still the federal government to protect us.
00:41:42 It'll okay if we don't actually call it by its name
00:41:46 and the mold setting thing.
00:41:47 If you click on that, it's probably still 16 an hour.
00:41:49 If you go to the details, right, 16 slash seven.
00:41:55 Yeah, 16 hour, 16 an hour.
00:41:58 Yeah.
00:41:58 It looks like they, it looks like there's seven.
00:42:00 No no no no.
00:42:01 If you go back it is where on the left side where it says
00:42:05 molds that are at the top starting at 17 an hour
00:42:07 and then right underneath it there's like a little subtext.
00:42:10 It says 16 an hour still.
00:42:12 All right.
00:42:13 Oh, right. Right. Yeah.
00:42:14 You have to read that. Fine, fine print. Yeah.
00:42:16 Yes. You do that $50 an hour.
00:42:19 And then in the fine print it says no, actually $7 an hour.
00:42:23 You don't realize until you get your first check and you're like, what the fuck?
00:42:25 And you read the fine print, asshole.
00:42:27 Yep. Baby.
00:42:29 I, I don't work there anymore, though.
00:42:31 I, I, I put in my two weeks.
00:42:35 You were fired.
00:42:36 Well, no, I, I left voluntarily.
00:42:38 You're just leaving everything in your life, aren't you?
00:42:40 Just aren't you just starting to?
00:42:42 I am, I'm having my midlife crisis at, 22.
00:42:45 It's awesome.
00:42:46 So while you were growing your hair out, that's.
00:42:48 Yeah. Yep.
00:42:50 Jeez.
00:42:53 Oh, so.
00:42:54 So you're back with the girlfriend then?
00:42:56 And I'm sure every 15 minutes, roughly.
00:42:58 Anyway, I'm still. I'm still in the throes of the midlife crisis.
00:43:01 So the throes you're just seeing what's out there, you know?
00:43:05 Yep, yep. You got nothing to lose at this point.
00:43:07 Yeah, I forget what?
00:43:08 Like I said, I said it a couple weeks ago.
00:43:10 I figured I'd give the the good viewers of the Flat Dragons podcast a chance to
00:43:16 to to hook up with the
00:43:18 the the legendary kids. So.
00:43:21 Oh, they're engineering kids girlfriend I no no no,
00:43:26 15863 minus three I'm actually watching the board today.
00:43:30 We will answer. Are you crazy?
00:43:33 The kid calls.
00:43:34 Okay, you're actually paying attention.
00:43:36 That was that was a that's a new record for me
00:43:38 getting put into the show after I, like, join the call.
00:43:42 Yeah, we got nothing. I'll be honest.
00:43:43 We got nothing today.
00:43:44 Yeah, yeah.
00:43:45 All I got is for Rumble, and.
00:43:47 Oh, it's good for Rumble.
00:43:49 It's awesome.
00:43:50 I didn't even check comments with their comments.
00:43:51 I don't even know.
00:43:52 We're talking that we were ahead of the game and we're like,
00:43:54 we start trends and stuff. You know, the whole what did he say?
00:43:56 What did she say?
00:43:58 People are losing their minds with this racism.
00:44:00 Like the I don't know what is going on.
00:44:02 It seems like if you do something bad like,
00:44:04 I don't know, stab a white person, you get like a racism.
00:44:07 What about you?
00:44:09 Oh, the black kids families got got like, oh, close to $1 million.
00:44:13 And then I want to talk about it so bad.
00:44:15 The woman that said, why did you pull this up?
00:44:18 I was just really quick shout out to the kid you did called the.
00:44:24 Yeah.
00:44:26 Yay! One more time.
00:44:28 Look at George setting me up for pulling up. Yes
00:44:31 or no? You.
00:44:32 I had that set up first.
00:44:33 I you just happened to hit it
00:44:35 now? No, not at all.
00:44:36 But that was dominance.
00:44:38 It's like, look, I just ate, I ate the the turnbuckle, and I'm not even injured,
00:44:43 so you should you.
00:44:44 That's a that's a Brett five.
00:44:46 He would get clobbered up and say good hit good hit and then go score.
00:44:51 We'll do one more.
00:44:51 Remind me starting.
00:44:53 Do you guys know what starting is?
00:44:56 Starting. No. Starting. Yes.
00:44:59 When a gazelle is being chased by a predator,
00:45:02 it'll begin starting,
00:45:05 which is jumping straight up in the air, which doesn't help it to get away.
00:45:09 But it's such a demonstration of athletic prowess
00:45:13 that the lion goes, oh, never mind
00:45:17 that I'm starting.
00:45:18 I was trying to stop that. Good.
00:45:20 My apologies. It works.
00:45:23 That's that's called static.
00:45:25 I'll have to try that.
00:45:27 You sure come up in the air
00:45:29 when, When, when a lion goes after gazelle.
00:45:32 Not start.
00:45:34 Yeah.
00:45:35 Came up with gazelle, but there's no starting.
00:45:37 There's no reference to starting. Stop.
00:45:40 There you go.
00:45:41 What is it? Is this starting?
00:45:43 Is this the start? That's it.
00:45:46 I just got to jump.
00:45:47 So we're just like, oh what a does that.
00:45:53 Look at that.
00:45:54 But I like this.
00:45:56 That's called galloping leaping jumps running.
00:45:59 But no he's a I just think that this is the scientific terminology is frolicking.
00:46:04 Yeah. That's throwing. Yeah.
00:46:07 The gay terminology is throwing
00:46:10 or chicken watching gazelles frolicking all day.
00:46:15 So is that the new.
00:46:17 That's an attack. Chicken attack? Yeah.
00:46:20 Okay.
00:46:22 Yeah.
00:46:25 We definitely is. This.
00:46:26 We have chicken attack.
00:46:27 I have an attack of some sort of figure out what it is.
00:46:30 I have defined it.
00:46:31 I'm not sure what this is.
00:46:33 Did you see these guys? Right?
00:46:35 Oh, they I think I said this.
00:46:36 Yeah, they in the sun put our chickens in it.
00:46:41 Yeah, well, eat all my plane.
00:46:44 So when you sent these.
00:46:47 God, I'm an asset
00:46:49 store.
00:46:50 People who didn't bake.
00:46:52 And if I'm lucky, they my day an egg.
00:46:58 Cuz we put these. Yeah, we bake.
00:47:01 Baby started
00:47:05 food for breakfast.
00:47:06 I got one of those.
00:47:07 Wow. Baby breakfast.
00:47:11 That was thought provoking.
00:47:13 Yeah, I thought so.
00:47:15 Well, I said it in this week, you know.
00:47:17 Is it now?
00:47:18 The chickens still intend to poop breakfast, but that was their intentions.
00:47:24 You were a fall, so.
00:47:25 Oh, my balls.
00:47:26 And I explained one to you.
00:47:28 You think I was fucking lying?
00:47:31 It's that good you be like this.
00:47:32 God cannot be a real animal.
00:47:35 Like if you'd never heard of one.
00:47:36 And let's say, like, I got sent around by, like, the Department for agriculture.
00:47:39 And I was like, you should really consider raising chickens.
00:47:41 You go, what's a chicken?
00:47:42 I go, well, it's a football
00:47:46 made of meat.
00:47:49 It's a meat football.
00:47:51 And it lives in the garden.
00:47:55 They'd be like rats.
00:47:56 I mean, football lives in the garden.
00:47:57 Yeah.
00:47:58 English or Australian
00:47:59 sign is quite a big thing that I forgot to mention once a day.
00:48:02 Australian football is out.
00:48:05 Bonus food.
00:48:09 Every day for free.
00:48:12 And the
00:48:12 bonus food it shits out is one of the best foods in the world
00:48:16 on its own. It's delicious. Salt and pepper.
00:48:18 Mix it with flour.
00:48:19 Have a birthday cake. It's high in protein.
00:48:21 It's high in good cholesterol.
00:48:22 Vitamin B12 is practically a superfood.
00:48:25 Okay.
00:48:25 The farmer would be like what?
00:48:26 It comes on, and I just scrape it off the farm one floor.
00:48:29 Oh, it comes in a packet.
00:48:36 Just arrives in a packet.
00:48:40 You pay like there's no fucking way
00:48:43 you'd be looking for the cash.
00:48:44 Is that for design?
00:48:45 I know you guys always a cash.
00:48:47 No such thing as a free lunch. What's the catch? Yeah. This thing?
00:48:50 Yeah.
00:48:51 There's no intentionality.
00:48:52 That's a bit nature.
00:48:53 It's all. It's just got them.
00:48:57 It's got the illusion of design.
00:49:00 And yet that's what I'm really talking about.
00:49:04 About intentionality.
00:49:06 Yeah. It has no intention.
00:49:08 Like we're so arrogant.
00:49:09 We believe humans are the apex.
00:49:11 We're like the pinnacle of light,
00:49:15 and we're not even close.
00:49:18 There's two things about that.
00:49:21 Everything's a work in progress at the same time.
00:49:25 Everything's a completed process.
00:49:31 What do you follow?
00:49:33 To be fair, no.
00:49:34 Any animal make a joke is funny is talk to us.
00:49:38 I think that is an argument for humans.
00:49:40 Yeah, definitely. Be.
00:49:42 Yeah, we may be a step ahead. You.
00:49:45 You spoken.
00:49:46 All I heard was a very, very heavy, heavy burden tonight.
00:49:51 Predation. Bear say
00:49:54 no with
00:49:56 we had a very dares.
00:49:58 There's an but let's go ahead terrorist chasing those to the bit they had the pet
00:50:05 oh. If that doesn't stop getting funny.
00:50:09 You don't see.
00:50:12 I do.
00:50:15 Wait, what's this kid doing?
00:50:16 It's going to be a lion going.
00:50:21 Oh, no way.
00:50:24 That's the, I think it is.
00:50:27 When are we doing this? Night?
00:50:29 Chicken
00:50:31 is how you ride your bike with your pet chicken.
00:50:35 But you got shoes on them.
00:50:36 I guess it's a meat football.
00:50:38 The poop. So breakfast,
00:50:41 if it hops up there on its own, I guess
00:50:45 that doesn't look like it doesn't like it.
00:50:46 But at the same time, I hate these people that want to go riding bikes
00:50:50 with their animal on it or do my my, my bitch.
00:50:53 And I know we're at fucking guards.
00:50:54 One time, then there was a dude who had a clear backpack
00:50:58 that had a fucking bird hanging out in it,
00:50:59 and it is a little stick it was hanging out
00:51:01 on, and every time it bent over, the bird had to like, change.
00:51:04 It's like, what the fuck are you doing?
00:51:05 What's wrong with you? Yeah.
00:51:08 Some canards. The animal.
00:51:10 You're still clipping a little bit. Brady.
00:51:12 Okay, how about those, goldfish shoes?
00:51:15 Have you ever seen the, like, the elevated platform shoes with a live
00:51:18 goldfish in them?
00:51:21 How do you put the goldfish in?
00:51:23 I think there's an opening up.
00:51:26 Oh, sorry.
00:51:27 Sealable door.
00:51:29 I don't know if we, address us, but.
00:51:32 Yes, Rick Rubin 100% would be on that
00:51:36 roar of Mount Pee-Wee Herman.
00:51:40 Do we have a picture of this?
00:51:42 I mean, I could send you.
00:51:43 Where's my phone? Oh, I'm talking into it.
00:51:45 Brother sent me a picture
00:51:50 for me to show.
00:51:52 We're not really talking about horses, drawing busses.
00:51:56 There's no sound.
00:51:58 They are completely wrong.
00:51:59 No, we start that again.
00:52:03 Yeah. Yes.
00:52:04 Completely over. Take it off the screen. Yep.
00:52:06 Good job.
00:52:07 You know, it's like it's very different here.
00:52:09 It refresh, the audio goes out because our last week of StreamYard.
00:52:13 Yeah.
00:52:15 Has, questioned the reality of Project Apollo
00:52:19 because not one piece of so-called evidence that the conspiracy theorist put
00:52:24 forward has ever stood up to peer review scrutiny, but obviously is fake, because
00:52:29 how could they have landed on the moon if the moon isn't real?
00:52:32 What makes you think the moon isn't real, though?
00:52:34 Philomena. It isn't.
00:52:36 I don't know if you've done your own research,
00:52:38 but my mate Paul sent me a video that exposes the whole thing.
00:52:42 Can you prove the moon exists
00:52:45 and you can't come here?
00:52:47 We see it in the sky.
00:52:49 We have sent spacecraft to the moon.
00:52:51 We've brought samples back to Earth.
00:52:53 Now watch the video. It'll open your eyes.
00:52:56 You probably believe in night time too, don't you?
00:52:59 I experience it, as do billions of people around the world.
00:53:03 So? So, yes, I.
00:53:05 I believe in night time.
00:53:06 I believe that when the earth rotates,
00:53:08 then we have a period of dark that we call nighttime.
00:53:10 Wake up. It's all in the video.
00:53:13 They just make us think the moon, Israel
00:53:15 and the night Israel just to keep us obedient.
00:53:19 Think about it.
00:53:20 Babies haven't been indoctrinated yet, so they're.
00:53:23 No, there's no such thing as night.
00:53:25 That's why they wake up screaming, right.
00:53:28 Let's move on.
00:53:30 Yeah, it's probably move on
00:53:33 has been opened. Do we have a link?
00:53:34 Yeah.
00:53:35 Idea that Paul sent, Philomena just to get some more research.
00:53:40 Yeah.
00:53:40 You didn't have to,
00:53:44 I think I've actually seen that video going.
00:53:47 I think I saw it on this show.
00:53:50 We more to go back.
00:53:52 Yeah, well, we got a dog attack.
00:53:54 I don't know this this had made its rounds.
00:53:56 I don't know if you guys saw it, but there was a dog attacking another dog.
00:54:00 Very devastating here. Oh, wow.
00:54:03 I get all my news on this podcast.
00:54:05 So this is, to me what the dog doing?
00:54:08 A couple people run
00:54:09 up, trying to pull the dog, but it's like this dog is in this.
00:54:12 Other dogs mouths, like it's not letting go.
00:54:15 And then the skinny guy, the skinny guy rolls up.
00:54:17 Wait, is it a German shepherd in a tiny little, like, skinny guy?
00:54:21 What's he doing? Wait, wait. Whoa whoa whoa whoa, what are you doing?
00:54:24 What are you. What are you doing?
00:54:25 Hey! What the fuck just happened?
00:54:27 This is I what just happened?
00:54:31 Stop it,
00:54:33 stop it now!
00:54:35 But. Yeah, that just happened.
00:54:37 Yeah. Wow.
00:54:39 Yeah. Finish him.
00:54:41 All. All I can say is, I've seen this before.
00:54:46 Oh, boy.
00:54:46 You're about time looking for these dangerous predators.
00:54:51 Oh, is it King Croc right there?
00:54:52 He must be four meters, 12, 13ft long.
00:54:55 At least this croc has enough power on his jaws to remind you of this guy.
00:55:00 It says crocodile Hunter.
00:55:01 So what happens to you in an asshole?
00:55:03 Jam my thumb in this bottle?
00:55:05 Holy crap.
00:55:06 Dude, if I get bit out of here, I'm doing a kilometers from the nearest hospital.
00:55:09 I better be real careful jamming my thumb in this bottle.
00:55:14 Oh, boy.
00:55:14 He he's pissed off.
00:55:15 Now go go go.
00:55:17 I'm gonna jam my family.
00:55:18 But only if you really pissed it off.
00:55:22 Oh, yeah, that pissed it off.
00:55:24 I gotta be careful.
00:55:25 This guy rolls, I tell you guys.
00:55:28 Well, that was quite an angry croc, but I managed to escape
00:55:32 with only a few bruises and a shattered entire region.
00:55:35 So what I'm going to do is carefully sneak up on him and jam my thumb.
00:55:39 And it's.
00:55:40 What happened to that guy, by the way?
00:55:41 Oh, this snake is going to run.
00:55:44 I think he tried to jam. Is,
00:55:48 what is it?
00:55:48 You got a stingray tail through the whole stingray?
00:55:51 Yeah, he tried to stingray some of the Stingrays butthole.
00:55:54 Let's see. Irwin.
00:55:57 Yeah.
00:55:57 We've gotta stop that tree.
00:55:59 So one more time here.
00:56:08 No, I mean, know what the dog doing?
00:56:17 Oh, look, it caught a rabbit.
00:56:18 Oh, no.
00:56:18 It's a it's a is a stuffed, teddy bear.
00:56:21 Oh, no. Wait. Finish him.
00:56:24 I mean, does he know?
00:56:26 What is he.
00:56:26 What did did he get this from southwest?
00:56:28 Because this is the only thing I know about this from South.
00:56:31 I said it like.
00:56:34 And it's the joke of it.
00:56:35 This guy actually put it to practice.
00:56:36 He's like, let me just run it and finger that dog's asshole.
00:56:39 That'll. That'll save this.
00:56:40 That'll save the day.
00:56:42 Maybe he was thinking about it from my kid's perspective.
00:56:45 Like, if I, if I was nine on something and like,
00:56:48 somebody wanted me to let go of it,
00:56:49 if they stuck their finger in my butthole, I would open my mouth so fast.
00:56:53 Yeah.
00:56:54 So maybe it was.
00:56:55 Yeah, maybe it had didn't have its balls.
00:56:57 And so otherwise you would have grabbed the balls.
00:56:59 Or maybe it was a girl
00:57:00 and so he check that first and he's like, fuck, what do I do?
00:57:03 Buttholes. Right there it is.
00:57:05 I wonder if he licked his fingers first before he before he went at it
00:57:09 just to get him up.
00:57:11 Yeah.
00:57:12 He said, how smart, how smart. Oh,
00:57:17 yeah.
00:57:18 If you're not going to be funny, be smart.
00:57:20 Ryan, you're an asshole.
00:57:25 What?
00:57:25 I'm looking at doggy crates
00:57:26 for motorcycles, for my dog to take my pup and the new bike with me.
00:57:30 You're an asshole.
00:57:33 Just get one.
00:57:34 That's all I got was a
00:57:35 one of the, I don't know what they're called, but, like, the sidecars.
00:57:39 Just get that for your dog.
00:57:41 That's one of those, like, slowly shoving it in there for the sake of just,
00:57:45 like, shoving it in there.
00:57:46 Like, I don't like.
00:57:48 I don't understand.
00:57:52 Wait, what?
00:57:53 Oh, Gary.
00:57:54 Like, I know that there's places that my dog isn't supposed to go, and so,
00:57:57 like, I don't I don't put it in
00:58:01 places. It's not supposed to like that.
00:58:03 I don't I don't go find experiences that normally like,
00:58:07 I don't know, I try to have my parents dog ride on my jetski
00:58:10 one time, a little tiny little bit, and it's sort of liked it.
00:58:12 And then I just knew, like, yeah, this is like the dog just isn't,
00:58:16 doesn't understand.
00:58:16 And it's just kind of like,
00:58:18 I'm just forcing it to do this stupid thing I rode around for maybe like 30s.
00:58:22 And then I put it back into the water and she swam back to the to the house.
00:58:25 And so. Yeah, but hold on a second. Pretty much.
00:58:28 I never did it again. I never did it again.
00:58:30 Isn't that with the tie rip?
00:58:36 I've been told
00:58:37 that you're forced to attach your dog to motorcycles.
00:58:40 People who can't control their dogs are effing morons.
00:58:43 Yeah, yeah,
00:58:44 but sometimes, you know, dog, dog.
00:58:48 They're animals to beat you to. It.
00:58:51 And sometimes you just gotta finger the butthole.
00:58:53 They can't help it. It's in there.
00:58:54 And sometimes you don't.
00:58:56 Sometimes you feel like a nut.
00:58:58 Usually you don't have to figure it.
00:59:02 I got my dog right here.
00:59:04 Don't finger shit. Where's your.
00:59:06 Where's your other hand?
00:59:07 I need to see your hand right now.
00:59:09 Yeah. Oh, sure. It's that finger and it's.
00:59:12 You take a note you just pulled out of his butthole.
00:59:14 Yeah.
00:59:16 Looks like it looks like a bottle of urine.
00:59:19 Let me see you the mile, guys.
00:59:23 I don't know.
00:59:23 I'm not Mexican.
00:59:24 I don't know why people said it's not a Mexican holiday.
00:59:27 It's, basically a
00:59:29 American American health drink.
00:59:31 Little American girl holiday.
00:59:33 Si, senor.
00:59:36 It's our song.
00:59:36 Oh, my God, girl, we are going to go. We are going to.
00:59:39 I got some freaking pet run.
00:59:41 I gotta do some pet run.
00:59:42 Pretend I'm Mexicano.
00:59:44 Oh, this. There's another.
00:59:45 I got another chicken to.
00:59:47 But it's from Gary, so I'm going to.
00:59:48 What the dog doing?
00:59:53 Look at that chicken.
00:59:54 Oh, shit.
00:59:54 I'm tired of dealing with bullshit and losing our coaches.
00:59:58 If I don't
01:00:00 go to Super California, I have to go.
01:00:04 Well, right.
01:00:06 It's very offensive.
01:00:07 Technically magnificent.
01:00:09 This is my ass. It I I'm tired of dealing with
01:00:13 this.
01:00:14 One of you like any of.
01:00:19 My ass goes.
01:00:20 Wow, you're a little late to the party with that.
01:00:23 It was revenge.
01:00:25 It is part of our culture.
01:00:28 It's just not part of my.
01:00:30 It had 100,000, likes on YouTube, so I think we're safe.
01:00:36 Yeah, we can we move into our wrestling segment that I have prepared of you.
01:00:40 Of course.
01:00:41 That's that's why we have the kid.
01:00:44 It's my specialty of of six
01:00:47 WWE wrestlers attacking disrespectful TV host six
01:00:51 Vader attacks Kuwaiti TV host Vader ruled
01:00:55 while promoting WWE Middle East tour.
01:00:57 Vader and The Undertaker appeared on Good Morning Kuwait.
01:01:00 When the host asked if wrestling was fake, Vader flip the table,
01:01:04 grabbed the host by his tie, and yelled, does that feel fake Kuwaiti?
01:01:08 Yes, Lord, he's arrested him, leading to a decade long ban on wrestling in Kuwait.
01:01:13 Fight no way.
01:01:14 Chokes out Richard Belzer in 1985,
01:01:17 during a hot recent interview, Belzer mocked
01:01:20 wrestling scene actually slightly in the wrestling front, Chinlock
01:01:24 Belzer passed out hit his head and required stitches.
01:01:28 He later sued Hogan and WWE, settling
01:01:30 for $400,000, enough to buy a house he named Shea Hogan.
01:01:35 Oh wow, that's cold.
01:01:37 Slaps John Stossel.
01:01:39 Hey, and while we're on Hogan, did you guys notice his beard this week?
01:01:42 What's up with that?
01:01:43 I only saw is he a bad guy again?
01:01:46 He's going to be a bad guy.
01:01:47 He's walking around with a fake wife and he's really gay.
01:01:51 Well, that too, but
01:01:53 remember when he went to the NWA, nWo, NWA World Gay?
01:01:57 Oh my lord, he's out and he turned back.
01:02:02 Not to black is bad. That's not what I'm saying.
01:02:03 Don't don't misquote me there.
01:02:05 But he kept the mustache, but he made no, he turned heel.
01:02:08 Heel. Yeah.
01:02:09 So there's pictures of him now. He's got the black beard.
01:02:11 It's new. And he's going to wrestle somebody.
01:02:14 Are you aware there's no way.
01:02:16 No. Yeah, no I do I'm not making this up.
01:02:18 I'm not trying to. He's weird.
01:02:20 There's no way he's going to wrestle again.
01:02:21 No, no, I mean he'll do like wrestle, but he's not going to wrestle.
01:02:27 Maybe he'll wrestle his wife. I'm like, only fans or something.
01:02:30 That's nice.
01:02:30 I'll do a match. No, she's too busy crying all the time,
01:02:35 Stossel, an ABC 20/20 reporter, told Schultz.
01:02:38 2020 fake.
01:02:40 In response, Schultz delivered two hard slaps
01:02:43 to Stossel head, sending him to the ground.
01:02:46 Stossel sweet and settled for $425,000.
01:02:51 Is this $400,000 effectively ending this year?
01:02:54 When I read through this YouTube takedown beforehand 2021
01:02:58 while promoting a wrestling seminar on KBR or in North Dakota.
01:03:02 Well, there's all this.
01:03:02 Hey, wrestling is fake and then they beat your ass.
01:03:04 You beat your ass.
01:03:06 I'll be so bold as to say every one of these is
01:03:10 fake.
01:03:11 Eugene, Nick Dinsmore,
01:03:14 they they chant big, big feeling disrespected,
01:03:17 Eugene, locked him in a headlock
01:03:19 and chopped his chest before taunting him on live TV.
01:03:21 He said headlock too many times and carrot chops.
01:03:24 Mexican talk show host, 2018 on SNL.
01:03:28 Host Adrian Marcello jokingly asks in Cara to demonstrate a wrestling chop.
01:03:32 Sin Cara obliged with a thunderous slap to Marcelo's chest,
01:03:36 leaving a bright red mark.
01:03:37 The moment went viral and became a wrestling meme.
01:03:41 One triple H slammed
01:03:43 Jimmy Fallon, 2017 During The Tonight Show.
01:03:46 Fallon joked that triple H sounds like a hemorrhoid cream.
01:03:49 Triple yeah, going the set and with the help of a stunt double
01:03:53 slam, Fallon threw a death six WWE wrestler the.
01:03:59 Desk mannequin.
01:04:01 Wow, with the help of a stunt double, was a mannequin and threw a desk.
01:04:06 It was amazing.
01:04:07 The stunt double helped lift Jimmy Fallon just like him through the desk.
01:04:10 How did
01:04:12 there was a stunt page?
01:04:14 I want to say Jim Rome was, interviewing an athlete,
01:04:18 and he kept calling him Chris Everett,
01:04:21 which is a female tennis player.
01:04:24 Yeah, prank call me that one more time.
01:04:28 Call me that one more time. Roll the clip. Brady.
01:04:32 I don't have it yet, but you can.
01:04:36 That's all right.
01:04:36 We can do this yourself while you pull it up.
01:04:39 Oh, let's see it, goddammit!
01:04:40 Where is it?
01:04:44 Do you ask?
01:04:44 Fudge flag.
01:04:47 What? Are you going to do? This?
01:04:48 I am 36, still single to press and I am 36 still.
01:04:53 There's a little.
01:04:55 I'm 36, still single and depressed about it.
01:04:58 I recently met someone who seemed perfect.
01:05:00 He has his own place with laundry facilities, and his job is the kind
01:05:03 where he doesn't have a bunch of other people in his life.
01:05:06 So when he asked me over, I went.
01:05:09 I thought because our friends and family were similar, his values would be to.
01:05:12 I expected he would want to get to know me
01:05:14 and have a conversation, but he went right for kissing.
01:05:16 I'm so disappointed that he told me he doesn't want a relationship.
01:05:20 Why would he do that?
01:05:21 Why do they want to kiss but not have a relationship?
01:05:24 Just he prefer to sit home each night alone and enjoy
01:05:27 someone only on Saturday nights.
01:05:29 What is that?
01:05:30 I want someone in my life all the.
01:05:32 I want someone all the time in my life, like a married couple has.
01:05:36 My parents are still together.
01:05:37 They had a few problems along the way, but they are still together.
01:05:41 Why are the men
01:05:42 I meet not marriage material, signed on the wrong path in Pennsylvania?
01:05:48 Okay, Peter.
01:05:48 So, No, dudes, we're really not interested in a relationship.
01:05:54 We just want to bang you.
01:05:58 I don't know, woman.
01:05:59 By the way.
01:06:08 Do you think he only wants to bang her on Saturdays
01:06:10 because he's banging somebody else on Friday?
01:06:12 Yeah, he's got even.
01:06:13 He wants to hook up the whole week.
01:06:15 Really?
01:06:17 Dudes on Sundays.
01:06:23 Hotel room chair on Monday.
01:06:25 No comment.
01:06:30 And flips the table.
01:06:31 Are we supposed to be able to hear this?
01:06:32 Are we just supposed to talk over it?
01:06:37 Why? There's no sound.
01:06:38 No no no
01:06:40 no, we just saw Angry Man flip a table.
01:06:44 He can call you Chris Everett.
01:06:48 I'll come back to it.
01:06:50 Oh, like,
01:06:53 got, Right.
01:06:57 It is a Chris Everett attack. And then we're at the,
01:07:01 go back to, Chris, the wrestling clips.
01:07:05 You know, you don't, you always beat me to something I'm going to pull up.
01:07:08 Can you hear it now for the boxing?
01:07:09 Yes, yes, even.
01:07:13 But, you know, you don't invite a guy on TV like that
01:07:16 trying to get attention and trying to get him to react.
01:07:20 Are you doing been gym ever back there?
01:07:21 But somewhere along the way, Jim, you cease being Jim.
01:07:24 You became Chris. But that was staged.
01:07:26 Not from an ever perspective, but Ron brought him on there.
01:07:30 So Abbott would get annoyed and do exactly whatever did.
01:07:36 Back then, Jim
01:07:38 was kind of out of the box for doing stuff like this, for kind of poking the bear.
01:07:41 To me, I feel like there's a way to critique
01:07:43 without being disrespectful, but I'm surprised this doesn't happen.
01:07:48 Guy on TV, ever.
01:07:50 But you know, you don't invite a guy on TV like that.
01:07:53 Sorry I passed take a station break.
01:07:55 I think that you probably needs one more time.
01:07:58 I already did, but you better.
01:08:00 Well, okay, guys, we're sitting here right now, and if you go right, you can.
01:08:05 But if you call me Chris ever. To my face. One more thing again.
01:08:08 What Gary mentioned is Chris Everett was a tennis player.
01:08:11 Women's tennis player, right? Yeah.
01:08:13 And he's clearly.
01:08:14 I don't even want to cover it.
01:08:16 Did he play football?
01:08:17 He he is a quarterback. Oh.
01:08:21 Oh sorry. Jim Everett, I don't remember.
01:08:23 You accept anything from this, except. I'm sorry.
01:08:25 I better call one more time.
01:08:27 We better take a station break.
01:08:29 I think that you probably won't say again that I do.
01:08:32 Okay. I bet Chris.
01:08:37 Wow. So I
01:08:38 remember that that's a famous deal.
01:08:41 Yeah, I still that I do.
01:08:43 I'm pretty sure that stage two.
01:08:47 Glenn Danzig Getting Slapped video is wildly hilarious.
01:08:51 Oh, Glenn Danzig, you're Brad Danzig.
01:08:55 Well, I've got this really quick.
01:08:57 Oh, see you go back to Danzig.
01:08:59 This is for the kids of the gym. Really hard.
01:09:01 So he'd be big and buff.
01:09:03 This really soft fagot.
01:09:06 Oh. I'm sorry, what did he say?
01:09:09 Oh, oh, what did he say?
01:09:12 What did he say?
01:09:15 Jeez. Yeah.
01:09:15 The door wasn't supposed to flip up like that when he rolled off of it.
01:09:20 Wow. They were thinking about the physics.
01:09:24 God damn,
01:09:29 that hurts.
01:09:30 Was that the actual sound from the video?
01:09:32 Yes. Yeah. Sound on for that last song.
01:09:36 Geez.
01:09:37 No, that that hurts.
01:09:40 That hurt me.
01:09:41 Well, you think that's bad?
01:09:43 Oh, that's. I do think that's so dumb.
01:09:45 And she hits her with the chair.
01:09:46 The chair? Yep. I've seen that.
01:09:48 Oh, yeah.
01:09:50 It's hard to tell exactly what happens. Oh, yeah.
01:09:52 This black eye pops out of nowhere too.
01:09:54 He says, so resign
01:09:56 or something like that.
01:09:57 Not just that guy in a hat.
01:09:58 Why? That black guy doesn't know.
01:10:02 Was he that black?
01:10:03 Oh, I guess he was,
01:10:08 I'm sorry it was so dark in there.
01:10:09 I couldn't tell if he was black.
01:10:12 I think he's off of the chair.
01:10:14 I think she was lucky in that regard, because otherwise.
01:10:17 Yeah. Something's going to break there.
01:10:19 Yeah, it's asking,
01:10:21 is there that backing I think breaks off from the rest of it. But
01:10:25 I'm sure it hurt really bad.
01:10:27 Yeah, I would say.
01:10:30 And we'll go one more. Fuck it.
01:10:32 Yeah.
01:10:32 Oh boy.
01:10:33 I'm not going to fuck one more.
01:10:36 Oh, you knew it was trouble already.
01:10:38 Dude, that's not allowed. Yeah.
01:10:40 No driver.
01:10:43 He just realized he was supposed to land on his back.
01:10:47 Yeah, but he didn't have the strength, and it carried him over.
01:10:50 Yeah, dipshit didn't flip him enough, either.
01:10:52 He's got his head tucked like a motherfucker, like he's.
01:10:55 You know, he's supposed to be a good way to.
01:10:58 Just trying to.
01:10:59 Yeah. He did. As soon as he started pulling up.
01:11:01 He should.
01:11:01 He should have been a scorpion fall.
01:11:05 Oh, that's worse than a scorpion.
01:11:06 That's like.
01:11:08 Look, you could tell he looked.
01:11:08 He's like, what are you doing? Oh, yeah.
01:11:13 Yeah.
01:11:13 Is he dead or paralyzed? Do we know?
01:11:16 And that's this week's wrestling segment.
01:11:17 It did say deathmatch.
01:11:19 Oh, being knocked out by some huge guy.
01:11:22 Oh, I just don't want to hear.
01:11:26 No. No nipples on a mega man.
01:11:28 2004 the show fell behind due to the promoter being disorganized,
01:11:33 but supposed to call his time back to that long for other bands to play after him.
01:11:38 Right? It's just the other syllables.
01:11:41 He didn't announce the bands and closed the show.
01:11:43 There was a promoter like answer.
01:11:46 I went to talk.
01:11:46 Depends on how the yard spell was.
01:11:48 Indeed, it's producer.
01:11:50 So it's just a question.
01:11:52 It's money
01:11:52 from the power of you mother Effer oh yeah, it depends on their intention.
01:11:56 And there's Danzig solutely.
01:11:58 He said that was him trying to get me on camera, punching him
01:12:01 so he could sue me or something was going to slap.
01:12:03 Maybe this is known as breaking it up.
01:12:05 He called Cockney. What are you going to do,
01:12:08 Lou? On?
01:12:08 How come nobody's ever going strong?
01:12:11 I mean, I have actually the Queen's band anymore.
01:12:14 No, you haven't.
01:12:16 Yes. The only three.
01:12:19 Two of them didn't want to.
01:12:21 No, I guess cold cock it would be if you were a necrophiliac.
01:12:25 Oh, okay.
01:12:27 Right.
01:12:30 And hot cock is more like me.
01:12:33 Hack to.
01:12:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:36 High cock to a Hancock to a I do like Brady secret to my own fast.
01:12:43 You I don't
01:12:45 you do appropriating a culture and I find it offensive
01:12:48 and we don't play that shit on slide rants.
01:12:50 I this has nothing to do with think you're
01:12:54 you're also appropriating a female.
01:12:56 So I don't know what you.
01:12:58 She's white.
01:12:58 It's close enough we go through this all right as a okay okay.
01:13:04 If you relate to her that that much, then
01:13:08 we'll let that pass.
01:13:09 Open your mouth like that too.
01:13:11 I'll bet you be.
01:13:12 Yeah I think yeah.
01:13:13 I think Caucasians are all fair game.
01:13:17 Where is caucus?
01:13:18 Cock Asians?
01:13:23 You mean like egg roll?
01:13:25 Yes. Asian.
01:13:26 Of course.
01:13:27 Shape.
01:13:31 You got to wait before or wait.
01:13:32 Did we do that?
01:13:34 Yeah, I know we talk about, that semen race.
01:13:37 Did you guys hear about that semen race?
01:13:39 Yeah, I saw that.
01:13:42 I'll take you guys all on.
01:13:45 There's a semen race every time you have sex with your wife.
01:13:48 Is night scene exploding Friday with an event build
01:13:51 an exploding race for contestants.
01:13:54 Came with the goal to win $10,000 in bragging rights.
01:13:58 Was there any line that I want to build?
01:14:00 A little extra spa for a zoo? Was one of these wins the internet?
01:14:03 What do you want? I want to I want to hear.
01:14:06 I want to hear him say that again.
01:14:08 I talked to make you played it.
01:14:10 He has the world's first sperm race for contestants.
01:14:13 Came with the goal to win
01:14:15 $10,000 and bragging rights for the strongest, fastest semen.
01:14:19 I want to build a Olympics for sperm. Eric Zoo was one of the
01:14:22 organizers.
01:14:23 With the help of wealthy investors, the 17 year old Bay area high school
01:14:27 student and entrepreneur launching this epic competition
01:14:30 to raise awareness for to be like, let's talk about it.
01:14:34 These are so taboo.
01:14:35 The contenders do.
01:14:36 So it's kind of what, young man?
01:14:39 What kind of that their mind bodies and as opposed to MTV series
01:14:43 it would beg to differ with you the competitors sperm put into a,
01:14:46 you know the 11 year old moms and shit and then no way know which one.
01:14:51 I wish would be like this 29 year old for the colored.
01:14:55 How do you know?
01:14:55 Perhaps this was the matchup of the night who?
01:14:58 Students from USC and UCLA in the in the Trojan one.
01:15:03 The Bruins got Crane trophy. You know on
01:15:06 downtown L.A..
01:15:08 Loading Friday with an event billed as the Weakest Link race
01:15:12 I would contest because not only are the contestants coming,
01:15:15 but they're exploding.
01:15:19 Brilliant wordplay.
01:15:21 Thank you for that draw.
01:15:25 Yeah. It's ridiculous.
01:15:26 The first they came, they saw races, I'm sure I.
01:15:30 Yeah, right. That's.
01:15:32 How do you know?
01:15:32 Who's this?
01:15:33 Who's though like, you have to get a good eyeball on it.
01:15:36 Well, do you like tracking? That's like the Cup game.
01:15:38 You know, somebody, you got to get people
01:15:39 who are really good at the at the cup game.
01:15:41 Well, they attract you know,
01:15:42 there's like two separate tracks that are like right next to each other.
01:15:45 So that the sperm is in its own track.
01:15:48 So you don't have to keep track of them like nice interesting.
01:15:52 It's got to, to got two different because I can't see.
01:15:55 No, that's not fair because as far as I know,
01:15:58 there are actually century sperms that block other sperms.
01:16:01 They work together to get the one.
01:16:03 You know, they'll actually play defense. Yeah.
01:16:05 The murder of sperm.
01:16:06 You talk about that. Yeah. Yeah. That's amazing.
01:16:09 And if you if you can have sex with the same chasing
01:16:12 after some sperm, stay behind and kill other men, sperm
01:16:16 they put like the they they put the egg at the end of the finish line.
01:16:20 How do they know where they're going to go with.
01:16:22 There's a little rabbit on a track that runs alongside
01:16:25 of your ovary moving around the ovary.
01:16:29 Even better. Yeah, slice of ovary.
01:16:31 I don't know how true it is because I haven't done a lot of uterus on
01:16:34 sperm racing.
01:16:35 Unfortunately, but I can't wait for that to make it to ESPN.
01:16:39 I think the like the way that sperm works is like like
01:16:43 the fallopian tubes or the there's like a, there's like a current in inside
01:16:48 of a woman and sperm kind of like fuck starts a conversation like that.
01:16:53 The sperm is kind of engineered to swim against that current.
01:16:56 So if you just put that sort of that same like a semen in the racetrack,
01:17:01 oh, sperm knows where to go intuitively.
01:17:03 You, you you really done my research?
01:17:06 I see you know, there's more than anyone else has done for the entire show.
01:17:11 Well, you know, you have a lot of time to do research
01:17:14 when you're sitting in a in a chair in a hotel room, right?
01:17:17 All by yourself.
01:17:18 There's true love to you there.
01:17:20 But I left you, and you left your job and said,
01:17:25 how are we going to get Sterling back?
01:17:26 Work back into this conversation?
01:17:29 So we were talking about sperm and sperm makes you a father.
01:17:33 Imagine if you were a father and you found out supposed to make your father.
01:17:37 So listen, I do work.
01:17:39 I have sensitive material, but it's not super sensitive.
01:17:41 It's not like, you know, top secret or anything.
01:17:43 But I never worry about my family.
01:17:45 Like I'm not logging out
01:17:47 like I'm in an office or a public space or a library or this dude,
01:17:50 Jeff Ulbrich, son, he's the coach of the Falcons.
01:17:53 His son grabbed our Sanders phone number off of his computer while it was open.
01:17:58 That's how he pranked him.
01:18:00 Yeah,
01:18:00 Napoli's hitting the Atlanta Falcons and its defensive coordinator, Jeff
01:18:04 Ulbrich, with over $300,000 in fines following that draft day prank call.
01:18:11 You're going to have to wait a little bit longer, man.
01:18:12 My actions of not protecting confidential data were inexcusable.
01:18:17 Ulbrich, speaking for the first time since his 21 days
01:18:20 because of Georgia's poverty prank call to Colorado.
01:18:23 Somebody needs to
01:18:25 call Deon Sanders.
01:18:27 He got the number, but he wasn't the one in the video doing the call like
01:18:30 I thought he was the one in the video doing the actual.
01:18:32 I didn't know that, but still, if it does, it was the one that's filming.
01:18:36 I think.
01:18:37 So I don't think there's any they're all equal.
01:18:40 They're all I mean, they couldn't have got it without the number.
01:18:42 They wouldn't have been on the internet if they didn't record it.
01:18:44 I don't know why they recorded it.
01:18:46 I mean, that was the dumbest part, right?
01:18:49 I don't know.
01:18:50 You guys look at it two ways.
01:18:52 If you think in your life to recognize this, you know, forever.
01:18:56 The number was literally given to 32 people.
01:18:58 It wouldn't take it long to track where it came from.
01:19:02 He could probably do like a minor autograph signing.
01:19:05 Or it might disappoint being as for as the only brand there on the
01:19:09 on the show, I would kill my son if he did that, I would.
01:19:14 I'd say, oh, everything's all good and I'm I'm sorry and this and that.
01:19:17 But as soon as the door closed.
01:19:21 Oh, yeah.
01:19:22 That's not cool.
01:19:24 I don't, I mean, I, I would think it was butt hole.
01:19:27 No, I would cut him off completely.
01:19:30 Cut him.
01:19:32 I mean, I'm not going to see you on Thanksgiving until you if you can fix this
01:19:35 or make it better, which there's no way you could pay the $350.
01:19:40 Well, it was it was.
01:19:42 This guy's reportedly an asshole.
01:19:45 The Sanders kid. So.
01:19:48 Dude. So that's a wash.
01:19:49 Every young kid is a fake, an asshole.
01:19:52 All right, break it.
01:19:53 Even.
01:19:59 Let me make fun of the kid.
01:20:00 I'll do it. I'm not making fun of the kid.
01:20:02 I'm making fun of kids.
01:20:03 It's totally different.
01:20:05 Oh, boy in the heaven.
01:20:08 The kid, the kids.
01:20:15 We can get our in a relationship.
01:20:20 We're all in.
01:20:21 We talk to kids, to,
01:20:23 We pop the kids cherry.
01:20:26 We didn't know, he didn't know.
01:20:30 Angry women makes racist comments.
01:20:33 Should we go to YouTube for them?
01:20:35 And all my work? It.
01:20:37 What fuck is that?
01:20:41 Do we want to check comments for YouTube?
01:20:43 Oh, before we go, yeah, let's do I say check comments
01:20:45 and then head over to Rumble?
01:20:47 I don't think there are any.
01:20:48 Yeah. Oh, here's the kids. I like the kids.
01:20:51 I like that one. It's brilliant.
01:20:53 Yeah.
01:20:53 I showed the kid the Mount Rushmore of, fladged
01:20:57 cast members and I think it's very interesting.
01:21:01 Right next to Washington is the kid Hamilton.
01:21:06 He's not they're not Bob Cantu, not Ryan.
01:21:12 Brother.
01:21:14 Not this Sabina.
01:21:16 Handsome Helga, not Michal Kaku,
01:21:20 not Neil deGrasse Tyson.
01:21:23 I mean, we've got we had some options
01:21:26 there, but the kid beat them all out.
01:21:29 I could beat them off. It is.
01:21:31 The champion has beaten off the challenger,
01:21:34 at least for now.
01:21:37 How are you gonna come out of this one?
01:21:38 Out in my.
01:21:44 We have comments this week.
01:21:47 We have one comment. And this is.
01:21:49 That's it. Oh, this is a long comment. Look at that fucker.
01:21:52 What about.
01:21:52 Yeah. I don't want to read all that clear.
01:21:54 I'm afraid.
01:21:57 Yeah.
01:21:57 Forget this gently tugging Man one what about to to be clear.
01:22:03 Well, I should penis.
01:22:05 Right.
01:22:06 But if you want to anyway.
01:22:07 Reference read this first.
01:22:10 What are penis?
01:22:11 I don't even remember the is for your penis.
01:22:14 Yeah. Be brilliant penis. Wait.
01:22:16 Come in a few different styles.
01:22:17 And how are they supposed to work?
01:22:18 Well, the gist of it is the weight
01:22:19 of the end of your penis creates another like tug.
01:22:21 Gradually stretch the tendons and muscles in your shaft.
01:22:24 Oh no. Hard keep.
01:22:25 You hold on and you end up with a longer pin.
01:22:28 Okay, I been
01:22:31 all using penis.
01:22:33 You use the word penis.
01:22:34 Healthline is key.
01:22:35 Why not just say schlong?
01:22:38 So Gregory wq £0.05 said awesome work.
01:22:42 Thank you kindly.
01:22:44 The video was impeccable and I enjoyed the suggestions.
01:22:47 I checked semi
01:22:50 Churchill's latest dick
01:22:52 and I was stunned to measure four more inches after applying it.
01:22:56 Fantastic.
01:22:58 I'll be googling more shortly. Wow.
01:23:01 That's like that's that's like creative thought or that's an I or what is that.
01:23:07 Well he was thinking if somebody's informative information,
01:23:09 if somebody originally typed that out
01:23:11 and was trying to be creative, that's that's really good.
01:23:13 But it sounds almost like an AI response, doesn't it?
01:23:16 Does it
01:23:18 sounds it sounds.
01:23:20 This is my 3 pound cross peen hammer.
01:23:23 Let's see.
01:23:23 Here is the Keenan. Yes.
01:23:26 I'll show you my my my hammer penis.
01:23:28 My penis is a zoom in on the pin.
01:23:31 That is a on.
01:23:33 You guys know about shrinkage?
01:23:34 That's the pain side.
01:23:36 That's a cross piece.
01:23:38 Do you mean like, why is it so?
01:23:39 Why is it so small?
01:23:40 Well, so the pin, the penis is on the backside.
01:23:46 Well, it's a cross penis, so there must be a penis.
01:23:48 And the penis. The penis. The back.
01:23:51 Yeah, that's a pin.
01:23:53 I, I don't think it's the right penis.
01:23:55 The back. Right.
01:23:57 That's not a ball peen. That's a cross team.
01:23:59 It's a you hammer penis on the back, right?
01:24:02 That's a cross pin.
01:24:03 I prefer a ball peen.
01:24:05 You see how it goes across?
01:24:07 Yeah, I got that.
01:24:09 Okay.
01:24:10 I prefer a I prefer a two ball peen.
01:24:12 I don't know about you.
01:24:14 That's right.
01:24:15 Yes. He's not here real quick.
01:24:16 Why he's not here? Why did it come to a point like that?
01:24:18 Do you think we should do like. It's the thing
01:24:21 I do.
01:24:21 Came to a sharp point. Like a pencil. He's going to hurt me.
01:24:24 And I bend the chair every 15 minutes, roughly anyway.
01:24:27 Yeah, I say we leave it, but if it's if it's.
01:24:29 I think we'll get to a point like that for four hours or more.
01:24:32 We should probably contact the doctor. Yeah,
01:24:35 yeah.
01:24:35 Here's the thing.
01:24:39 The pain at the be much I.
01:24:43 So I also know that I,
01:24:51 I could be done.
01:24:53 I love to
01:24:56 oh oh wait what can I do that.
01:25:04 So that was all the comments one comment.
01:25:07 Oh wait. No there's one more comment shortly.
01:25:10 We have an old old material.
01:25:12 What's up with that Gary?
01:25:13 Some comments we can doesn't look at the texture obviously.
01:25:17 What? What texture. There's no texture.
01:25:21 Oh exactly.
01:25:22 No it goes no regrets.
01:25:23 We're gonna have cats play the play.
01:25:26 The mid-credits play, the Magus.
01:25:28 That's condition.
01:25:29 No, wait a minute. Intermission.
01:25:31 First intermission.
01:25:33 I got one more.
01:25:34 I'll drink to that before I finish. Comments.
01:25:36 I can't find it.
01:25:37 Where'd it go?
01:25:38 We're classy. We have intermissions in this bitch.
01:25:40 Yeah.
01:25:41 Scarlett Johansson has the emotional range of a celery.
01:25:46 I hate white people.
01:25:51 All of us.
01:25:52 Until anything shall make a speech, it's art.
01:25:56 But when I do it, I'm no longer welcome at my uncle.
01:26:03 Kate Hudson is a dead eyed
01:26:05 trash bag that smells like low tide.
01:26:08 Yeah.
01:26:09 Greg Kinnear, star.
01:26:13 Greg Kinnear stars in Holy Who Gives a Shit?
01:26:16 Coming soon.
01:26:18 Who's Greg Kinnear, then?
01:26:20 Ultimate warrior like Norman Reedus?
01:26:24 I can say two fists and a leg in my
01:26:28 yeah.
01:26:33 Look,
01:26:35 Anthony Mackie is probably just angry that he looks like an aardvark.
01:26:40 It's clear this one is very simple and to the point.
01:26:42 Paul Bettany, Claremont's parents have a real good marriage as Zac Efron.
01:26:47 And for a grammar film where he didn't play a total douche.
01:26:50 I've never seen my films.
01:26:52 I'm just judging by his face,
01:26:55 nose, back piece.
01:26:59 You want to say
01:27:02 so little
01:27:04 Russell Crowe is delightfully paradoxical
01:27:08 in that he is a huge with a small penis
01:27:12 shrinkage.
01:27:14 I keep forgetting
01:27:17 that Kiefer Sutherland isn't dead.
01:27:21 Well, whoever wrote this, it makes you feel better.
01:27:23 It's not for a lack of trying.
01:27:25 Oh, you're.
01:27:28 I bet Anne Hathaway has a weird vagina.
01:27:32 Well, you'll never know.
01:27:33 Russell Dillon.
01:27:35 Tom Hiddleston is so ugly.
01:27:37 Why is no one acknowledging this?
01:27:41 I don't really understand how Anthony Mackie got this far.
01:27:44 Looking like a bug with buck teeth, but here we are.
01:27:50 Lakota Johnson has some serious notes
01:27:52 happening.
01:27:56 Cool.
01:27:58 Benedict Cumberbatch always looks like he's had an allergic
01:28:01 reaction. I,
01:28:05 Karen Gillan,
01:28:05 once again, allow me to ask you, who do you think you are?
01:28:10 I don't know, maybe I'm going to just have to Google myself.
01:28:13 Oh, this is just wrong.
01:28:15 Penis is Kevin Hart.
01:28:17 You got to.
01:28:20 Scarlett Johansson has the emotional range,
01:28:24 but I.
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01:30:28 thank you fucking niggas out.
01:30:30 Oh, my.
01:30:31 Whoa!
01:30:32 Oh, we don't see the. Oh!
01:30:38 Boy, you get that?
01:30:40 You been staring at me your fake ass I, I don't give a fuck I don't give you.
01:30:45 You fucking Nick.
01:30:45 You owe me an accent at all, by the way.
01:30:50 You see, I thought they were brown skin in the early to say that.
01:30:52 The Mexicans say at the top. Why you are asking if you get.
01:30:55 They're allowed to learn.
01:30:56 I mean, I don't know, I thought Mexicans do it, like,
01:31:01 I'm not I'm not allowed to.
01:31:03 I guess you're allowed to say they're allowed to get in of me. Do?
01:31:09 Yeah.
01:31:09 You free speech, you say whatever you'd like.
01:31:11 Yeah, right.
01:31:13 In fact, free speech is so much you're allowed to even make other people
01:31:16 say whatever you want.
01:31:17 I said the fagot word on YouTube today.
01:31:21 Well, what was that?
01:31:22 Look, I think I got us that that might be the.
01:31:26 This guy gets his band. You can't hear it.
01:31:30 No kidding.
01:31:31 You got to be fucking ass and fucking shit and motherfucking
01:31:34 fucking ass and titties.
01:31:37 Watch your language.
01:31:38 Let it all out. Let it all out.
01:31:41 Sure hurt me on the way home.
01:31:42 Did I was some car was in the center lane to turn left
01:31:46 and then there was a way to pass him.
01:31:47 But there was a somebody in a driveway right there in a really expensive car,
01:31:50 and they had their nose sticking out all the way past their front tires.
01:31:53 So normally I could have went around the car turning,
01:31:55 but I had to stop at 45 miles an hour, and I just made a little fucking fuck you.
01:31:59 The dude lost his mind, fucked up, followed me for like a mile and shit.
01:32:03 I was going to call in, try to record it and shit.
01:32:06 But you know, I was just trying to swerve away from this guy.
01:32:09 I'm like, dude, you pulled out in front of the lane,
01:32:11 completely blocked traffic, and you got a problem with me?
01:32:14 He just. He lost his mind. It was he.
01:32:16 He should have been like, sorry, dude.
01:32:17 Or even, you know, flipped me back off.
01:32:19 But it was your fault.
01:32:21 Obviously, it was my fault for driving in the lane,
01:32:24 letting yourself get, pulled out in front of I.
01:32:28 Yeah, I do, I'll just him to you.
01:32:32 Yeah.
01:32:33 So in front of you and back off.
01:32:36 Yeah. Yeah. That's. Oh, he's already there.
01:32:39 He was already in the lane waiting to turn.
01:32:41 He pulls out of his driveway every time, and then you should have slowed down
01:32:44 the second you saw what you saw him did, I slowed down.
01:32:47 I stopped exactly what I should have done.
01:32:49 Perfect.
01:32:50 Well, he had the driveway, so why are we complaining?
01:32:53 Yeah, yeah. Once he stuck his nose out, he had the right of way.
01:32:56 No, not on a through fair like that.
01:32:57 I had the right of way round thoroughfare or through fair
01:33:00 thoroughfare through fair. Same thing. What's the difference
01:33:04 between the two sentence jewel?
01:33:06 Or are either comes up with a big smile,
01:33:11 but you're doing for the little phrase.
01:33:13 See, if somebody did that to me, I would piss me off more than the finger.
01:33:16 Exactly.
01:33:19 That's what I'm doing. Yeah.
01:33:20 If you want to make.
01:33:21 Thank you and thank you. Thank you.
01:33:23 I would just like thumbs down.
01:33:25 I feel like that would make me feel bad and do more self-reflecting
01:33:28 than just getting flipped off.
01:33:29 Okay, like this sarcastic thumbs up my rating.
01:33:33 So my windows were up when he finally got next to me.
01:33:36 His he was hanging out the window yelling a bunch of shit.
01:33:38 I have no idea what he said, I don't know, I was laughing my ass off, ignoring him.
01:33:43 It's probably why he was getting so pissed and kept following me.
01:33:47 Yeah.
01:33:47 Poor guy.
01:33:48 Was he as you were the guy that was really off on the road?
01:33:52 Call us at five, eight, six, three rounds three.
01:33:55 We want to hear from you.
01:33:56 If you're not the guy that pissed
01:33:57 Brady off on the road, call us at five, eight, six, three.
01:34:00 Yeah. Weigh in on this.
01:34:03 It looks like it.
01:34:05 We know that, Jordan, his neighbor's been having a little bit of issue
01:34:08 a neighbor conflict.
01:34:09 Yeah, there's an update, a traceability.
01:34:11 I can hear me. And can you hear it?
01:34:15 Yeah, I like this guy.
01:34:17 Was sitting right under my lawn.
01:34:19 Look, I tried civility.
01:34:21 I tried indirect sabotage via potato, but this guy installed a second
01:34:24 pipe under my lawn.
01:34:26 Oh, great. His birthday no less.
01:34:27 So he wanted a ditch buddy. I dug a moat.
01:34:30 I filled it with imported pea gravel from a quarry that may or may not exist.
01:34:33 I relocated my dog there.
01:34:36 I was looking for it.
01:34:38 I built a watchtower out of old Ikea furniture.
01:34:41 Then I drawn in a scarecrow that looked like Lee
01:34:43 Harvey Oswald and taped a cease and desist letter to its chest.
01:34:46 Using wet painter's tape and goat hair, I caught his sump pumps running,
01:34:51 going there. I didn't write a letter. I didn't call a lawyer.
01:34:53 I stole his hose. I relocated the kiddy pool.
01:34:56 It's now a koi pond full of surveillance cameras and emotional damage.
01:35:00 He thinks he knows what.
01:35:02 I left an open jar of peanut butter in the path of the pipe runoff.
01:35:05 Now dogs come nightly.
01:35:06 They are loyal only to me.
01:35:08 Grove. Zito.
01:35:09 I put in three more. One of them is battery operated.
01:35:12 Figure that one out.
01:35:12 There's no drawer just to go. Shit drawer.
01:35:17 That's where he usually man friendly backyard is now.
01:35:20 Seems like your spirit came back into your body.
01:35:23 I figured that out as well.
01:35:25 No, drawer doesn't negotiate.
01:35:26 Raising your landscapes with righteous crazy jaws.
01:35:29 Usually man friendly backyard is now zoned hostile.
01:35:33 Nice.
01:35:34 No, no, you don't know about that.
01:35:37 What do you know about dude, that was so creepy.
01:35:40 Really? Walked into his own body.
01:35:42 How did I do that? Yeah. It's crazy.
01:35:45 It is magic trick nuts, right?
01:35:49 It is a magic trick.
01:35:50 I thought I'd seen it all.
01:35:51 Whoa, whoa.
01:35:56 So was there a gamer response?
01:36:00 I don't know what's the shit?
01:36:01 I work for Radiohead.
01:36:06 I'm meant to be kind.
01:36:07 I'm meant to be wild. I'm meant to quit lying.
01:36:09 I like my hair. I'm meant to be Clark.
01:36:11 Look at that.
01:36:12 I meant to do what? You.
01:36:13 To make sure you always have absolutely crazy fucking hair.
01:36:16 Yeah, I'm.
01:36:17 Stop thinking outside the booth.
01:36:19 I'm meant to be better.
01:36:20 I meant to evolve. But I got high.
01:36:21 And what's weird that I couldn't solve. Boom.
01:36:25 Nothing.
01:36:27 No, nothing.
01:36:29 We go, we go. This one left.
01:36:32 You meant to do what you meant to be who you meant to me.
01:36:35 Well. But you damn it came through.
01:36:36 And take this on.
01:36:37 Whisper in packs a ball you meant to do right.
01:36:39 And it sent your mom.
01:36:40 That mean you know the one? You would just be real.
01:36:43 She's in the church now.
01:36:44 That's on you. Big deal.
01:36:46 How did the gun suck it shut?
01:36:48 Bang. In a flick, a flip, but you do that.
01:36:51 Yeah. Snap, snap.
01:36:52 Go black. Hold up ground.
01:36:55 Now everybody say hey.
01:36:57 Oh, hey.
01:37:05 Are you meant to be loyal?
01:37:07 You meant to be tough. You meant to start running.
01:37:09 You meant to lift up.
01:37:11 You meant to love softer than you meant to ghost.
01:37:13 You meant to text back.
01:37:14 But you felt gross. Nah, you meant it all right.
01:37:17 But meaning ain't action.
01:37:18 Intent is a myth, a philosophical caption.
01:37:20 So next time you meant to call me back, just swear like the rest.
01:37:23 Instead of your lip smack. You meant to be deep.
01:37:25 You meant to revoke.
01:37:26 You meant to be clear.
01:37:27 But you had a slick intentions I got on my for my seat.
01:37:31 But I grow what I do now. What do we feed bitch,
01:37:35 bitch
01:37:37 at the thing?
01:37:38 What, what clap but ring a ding.
01:37:40 Oh, Nana waka waka whoop sook took Saskia Scott.
01:37:43 Peekaboo!
01:37:55 To my workout playlist.
01:37:56 That was crazy.
01:37:58 Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh,
01:38:01 I got the lip smacking part.
01:38:02 That was cool.
01:38:04 Let's play a game.
01:38:05 Mac and cheese.
01:38:06 Fork or spoon?
01:38:09 Fork, fork.
01:38:13 You know, I would hate to guess
01:38:15 a white person must ask this question.
01:38:18 Oh, I see, baby, I swear.
01:38:21 So who I be?
01:38:23 Yeah, well,
01:38:26 I stab it.
01:38:28 Yeah.
01:38:29 So, you know you're my macaroni.
01:38:31 If you're blind time, I'm pretty sure I am pretty sure.
01:38:35 Oh, yeah, I eat it with a spoon.
01:38:37 Wow I know, oh, you're great.
01:38:40 If it's not soupy, though, it's definitely not soupy.
01:38:43 You're right.
01:38:43 I feel like I'm next up.
01:38:45 Call of duty or Fortnite.
01:38:47 Call of duty.
01:38:48 Call of duty.
01:38:49 Call of duty?
01:38:50 Fuck yeah.
01:38:51 In a heartbeat.
01:38:53 I don't I've never played Fortnite. I've been snow.
01:38:55 I've watched my kids play it, but I've never.
01:38:58 I've never played.
01:38:58 I just I've got a Call of Duty dedicated Xbox.
01:39:02 Well, that's lousy.
01:39:03 Call of Duty Fortnite is the crack of video games.
01:39:06 I don't even touch games.
01:39:08 Yeah, I got my son a copy of Fortnite
01:39:11 Insane for six months.
01:39:14 Skinny jeans, baggy jeans, baggy.
01:39:18 I think that's more of a cultural question.
01:39:21 I refuse to answer.
01:39:22 Baggy.
01:39:24 You could get canceled for for answering this one is is neither.
01:39:28 Because I'm not wearing baggy or tight.
01:39:31 I'm wearing what do they call relaxed fit.
01:39:33 But they're not baggy. They're not baggy.
01:39:36 These are baggy.
01:39:38 I don't know, are they I?
01:39:40 You got them pinned to your pants so your ass is hanging out.
01:39:43 That's when I hear baggy jeans.
01:39:44 That's quite like the blue next to Chester Cheetah.
01:39:47 They're.
01:39:50 Is that see option
01:39:52 that you see if I can tell.
01:39:55 I see you're young.
01:39:55 I probably wear this jeans if you're fat, I,
01:39:59 I if I wore skinny jeans, that would that would be a disaster.
01:40:02 I refuse to wear them.
01:40:04 I think they look goofy.
01:40:05 I, I have the relaxed fit too.
01:40:07 So yeah, I have like chicken legs. Dude, I don't want to.
01:40:10 I don't want to accent my legs.
01:40:12 No, you don't want to expose that to the world.
01:40:14 Makes you,
01:40:16 two words. Skinny jeans.
01:40:19 I'm not even young pants. Right.
01:40:20 Okay. Right.
01:40:22 He's not even wearing pants right now.
01:40:24 I like his answer with no answer
01:40:26 that you have to decide which leg you pick goes in.
01:40:30 Yeah, yeah,
01:40:33 yeah, I agree.
01:40:34 Finished basement or nice yard
01:40:37 less yard.
01:40:38 Finished basement. No.
01:40:41 Oh yeah.
01:40:42 I spend more time outside a nice yard.
01:40:45 So I have a finished basement.
01:40:46 So I want a nice yard. I'll be nice.
01:40:49 Well if I don't I.
01:40:52 You know what I have a nice I have a nice yard.
01:40:55 It has everything I need.
01:40:56 It's not large like I could, I could not I mean, it's great in the yard.
01:41:00 It's like
01:41:01 80 apples out there.
01:41:03 It's fine, but it's not big enough for like a couple.
01:41:07 Yeah, I another pear tree.
01:41:10 You see the cherry tree right there and a peach tree.
01:41:12 And they're going to go it's going to go out in the back 40.
01:41:16 See more I want to take advice from me at all.
01:41:18 Right. You're going to I want to thank 40.
01:41:21 No. So I'll tell you what.
01:41:23 I have a, apricot tree near the big willows, right near the tree.
01:41:28 I had a mulberry tree I had. It's something else that I don't even remember.
01:41:31 Because that motherfucker.
01:41:33 You're going to hate that thing in three years,
01:41:34 and you're going to take it out, and it's going to be a pain in your ass.
01:41:37 You've got to go to Berry Tree.
01:41:39 Fruit trees are the most messiest, nastiest things they have.
01:41:42 Yeah, I had a apple tree in my backyard when I was a kid.
01:41:45 I got a riding lawnmower.
01:41:46 I just ride over the beach. You don't have to cut grass under it.
01:41:49 It'll kill the grass.
01:41:49 Oh, it's like right near the fucking. It's.
01:41:52 It's fine.
01:41:53 I like it in my tree house.
01:41:55 It's nowhere near the tree.
01:41:58 No, mine isn't either, but it's still.
01:42:00 It's just it's near the fence.
01:42:02 It makes a mess.
01:42:02 We don't even go to that. We don't do a ripping it out.
01:42:05 What are you okay?
01:42:07 This is a poor person.
01:42:08 Think it's like that, kind of person?
01:42:11 When my kind of money is going to be making these, I. Should.
01:42:14 I finish the baseball, mow the grass,
01:42:17 all the crap,
01:42:19 mac and cheese fork or even, you know, I would hate to guess.
01:42:23 Oh, my mouse is the good.
01:42:24 Yeah, I like that game.
01:42:26 I'll play any game like that.
01:42:28 You've got.
01:42:31 Okay.
01:42:32 So, I don't have another one.
01:42:34 I've got the definitive answer for any question.
01:42:36 Go ahead.
01:42:36 Hit me with anything.
01:42:38 Did anybody. So you get a marvel movie?
01:42:40 No thunder and no fighting.
01:42:44 No, no.
01:42:47 I should have asked a question that was. Yes.
01:42:49 I mean, would you would you stick a finger in the dogs?
01:42:51 But to save it. To save, another dog?
01:42:54 Yes. Yes.
01:42:55 If the only way to save that dog was a finger of the butt of a.
01:42:59 Yeah, it's the only way.
01:43:00 Would you lick your finger before you finger the dog's butter?
01:43:03 Would you just go ahead?
01:43:05 Your dog, your dog own.
01:43:08 So I would lick it, but not for the dog sake.
01:43:10 Just to take whatever comes on it off easier.
01:43:13 Would you like your finger after?
01:43:14 Never. Yes,
01:43:17 but thank you, kid.
01:43:18 I know you're young, but the voice of reason.
01:43:20 You never go ask to mouth.
01:43:23 Yeah, you know, don't do it.
01:43:25 If it's a dog, there's. There's no real.
01:43:27 There's no real threat there. You're safe.
01:43:30 My. My
01:43:31 sleeping dog could totally kick your puppy's ass.
01:43:34 Oh. Oh, no. Can. Can we have a dog?
01:43:37 These things are these things a motherfucking dog attack?
01:43:42 Yeah, a dog attack.
01:43:45 Woof, woof. Oh, yeah.
01:43:46 Yeah, you're all cut up.
01:43:48 Yeah, I got you got a couple.
01:43:50 That seems like an unhealthy way to go about that.
01:43:54 Yeah, she's.
01:43:55 She's had her first couple teeth finally fall out.
01:43:57 So fingers crossed you'll be loving your.
01:44:01 No, no, those are cool.
01:44:04 I like finding baby teeth all over the house.
01:44:08 Either baby dog teeth
01:44:12 either or.
01:44:13 Yeah, either way, I'm good.
01:44:15 Got a dog doing the only kids.
01:44:20 I have the kid.
01:44:23 Grab my morning intern.
01:44:25 I meant coffee.
01:44:29 And you know what I saw this morning
01:44:32 in that guy's yard, a scarecrow.
01:44:35 Your neighbor's response is not just any scarecrow.
01:44:38 That thing, he had cheekbones down.
01:44:41 Oh, my past.
01:44:43 That thing looked
01:44:44 exactly like Lee Harvey Oswald.
01:44:49 And I don't say that lightly.
01:44:51 I know that face.
01:44:52 Okay? I've studied that face.
01:44:55 So now I'm not just dealing a weird response to her.
01:44:58 I'm dealing with psychological warfare.
01:45:02 Draw just escalated this from HOA to CIA.
01:45:07 You think this is about runoff?
01:45:10 No, this is about symbolism.
01:45:13 That scarecrow, it's all about run.
01:45:15 It's a warning shot.
01:45:16 So I did what any rational Kennedy would do.
01:45:20 I drafted the United States Army.
01:45:22 Not a metaphor, not cosplay.
01:45:24 I called a guy.
01:45:26 They're mobilizing in quadrants.
01:45:29 We're talking boots on the ground.
01:45:31 That wet, glorious, soggy ground.
01:45:33 Who? I've got a surveillance balloon over
01:45:37 that Chinese.
01:45:39 It's one of ours.
01:45:40 Draw some cute seed in my property and keep dripping on my freedom.
01:45:47 No, I meant escalation. Quickly.
01:45:49 I installed sandbag sentries.
01:45:52 I hired a retired Navy Seal to live in my crawlspace.
01:45:56 His name is Brett.
01:45:57 He eats gravel.
01:45:59 I've activated countermeasures.
01:46:01 A grid made of copper wire and
01:46:04 drove.
01:46:05 And I swear on everything.
01:46:07 If one more drop of sump pump runoff crosses
01:46:11 this property line, I'll invoke the full wrath.
01:46:15 Post-Watergate Kennedy with no filter,
01:46:18 no brakes, and a deep seated suspicion of lawn decor.
01:46:23 You put Oswald on a stick. Fuck you.
01:46:25 My truth.
01:46:26 I'm now bringing the full weight of of Fort Knox
01:46:30 to your gay ass mud fight.
01:46:37 Yeah.
01:46:39 This is big trouble.
01:46:40 You personally barking up the wrong tree here.
01:46:43 It doesn't matter.
01:46:44 Oh, this is my property.
01:46:49 That's right.
01:46:51 I didn't think things would turn this this ugly.
01:46:54 I did yelling.
01:46:55 I had a feeling that would go that way.
01:46:57 I just, I we just begged him just to go talk to him.
01:46:59 First of all, say he's going,
01:47:02 oh, this is property.
01:47:04 Knock, knock. Hey.
01:47:05 Hey, neighbor.
01:47:05 Hey, did you know that your drain pipe is going on my property
01:47:08 and creating a big soggy. Yeah, I said, yeah, we installed it.
01:47:11 I gosh, no, I didn't, let's go look there.
01:47:14 Oh, my God, you're right.
01:47:15 Yeah, I'll read that right away.
01:47:17 I my paper in the river gushing water.
01:47:20 I didn't notice that.
01:47:21 The obvious trudging out of this section.
01:47:23 The snakes about seven feet to my fucking to an area of my grass.
01:47:28 That's all fucking dead and moist as fuck every time it rains.
01:47:32 I would if if you were to take in the scene
01:47:35 for like a, an overhead view down
01:47:39 like the bird's eye view shows that this guy
01:47:43 is really taking advantage of draw and draws really getting like,
01:47:49 a dump on his head.
01:47:51 Did you just say a dump on his head?
01:47:53 Didn't matter.
01:47:54 Yeah, this is my property.
01:48:00 That's all I got to say about that.
01:48:04 Are they pantless?
01:48:05 You know, One.
01:48:12 Is their sound.
01:48:14 Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
01:48:17 No, no. Oh.
01:48:19 What is that? Mustard?
01:48:21 No. Oh.
01:48:22 Oh, gosh.
01:48:24 How did that happen?
01:48:31 No, it's not what I think it is.
01:48:35 You see her now?
01:48:36 You see her?
01:48:37 Yeah.
01:48:40 Oh, no.
01:48:41 So enhance e.
01:48:46 Oh, my.
01:48:51 So at first I thought it was the horn
01:48:53 making the noise, but now I realize it's her ass.
01:48:57 Oh, this should be
01:48:59 the next Chrysler commercial.
01:49:03 She didn't even have toilet paper.
01:49:05 How she. Why? She's like, I'm a Chrysler.
01:49:08 No, that's the new thing you're going to see in rap videos.
01:49:11 These guys are me wiping their asses with, like, Bentleys and shit.
01:49:14 Oh, she had explosive dog. Oh, good.
01:49:17 He's throwing them away.
01:49:20 But then it gets weirder.
01:49:22 She was commando. This is crazy.
01:49:25 Yeah.
01:49:27 Oh, yeah.
01:49:28 Look for Winnie the Pooh.
01:49:30 What?
01:49:36 Can you tell us what?
01:49:37 Hahaha.
01:49:39 She chased me and I asked her dad to attack.
01:49:41 I asked her, is that what they call you?
01:49:44 I have a sickness.
01:49:46 Yeah. You do sickness. Come.
01:49:48 You? Yeah. She sees me
01:49:51 and I got out.
01:49:52 They they stop.
01:49:53 I got it out.
01:49:54 She knew her son.
01:49:57 Oh my God, yes.
01:49:59 I don't I don't know what to make of that
01:50:01 I don't know what are we watching right now?
01:50:04 Can I get that girl's number?
01:50:05 Yeah.
01:50:08 That. Yeah
01:50:10 yeah yeah yeah
01:50:13 yeah.
01:50:15 Okay, so let's talk about it.
01:50:19 No, no not that.
01:50:21 Let's talk about the, other
01:50:24 of the elephant in the room.
01:50:33 I'm sure everybody's heard about this child.
01:50:36 We talk.
01:50:38 Wait, can you hear it?
01:50:40 Yeah.
01:50:40 No, but that, like, brief second I heard audio. Yes.
01:50:45 Let me to refresh it.
01:50:49 Now, it's not going to work.
01:50:51 Oh, yes it will. Oh, yes it will.
01:50:54 All right.
01:50:56 Call him a nigger.
01:50:57 The child.
01:50:59 What did you call your child?
01:51:00 The nigger word.
01:51:02 It is my business.
01:51:03 You call him a nigger.
01:51:05 He can't have the balls to say right now again.
01:51:07 Fuck you, nigger.
01:51:09 Okay, your nigger.
01:51:10 All right? That's what you say.
01:51:13 Yeah.
01:51:14 Whoa!
01:51:16 No shit.
01:51:18 I just want to speak to her.
01:51:20 You call him? She should be allowed.
01:51:23 This is like. What are you about to hit him?
01:51:25 You chasing you?
01:51:26 You took my son stuff. So you.
01:51:28 So that gives you the right to call the child five year old and the N-word.
01:51:32 If that's what he's do, that's what you're going to call him.
01:51:34 That's what he's going to act like.
01:51:36 You know, that's a hate speech.
01:51:38 And you can be recorded for that.
01:51:39 I don't give a shit.
01:51:42 Fuck off.
01:51:42 Okay, we'll see about that.
01:51:43 What the editor has said about you.
01:51:45 Yeah. Let's see, is believing.
01:51:47 I have never seen anybody be racist
01:51:51 to a child on the spectrum of autism.
01:51:55 Today, this is autism.
01:51:59 He. Well,
01:52:01 why does he assume just because he's black, that he's autistic?
01:52:05 Everyone is pretty racist.
01:52:07 Why does he say the nigger word?
01:52:09 He already said the word.
01:52:11 He said the word, right? Yeah.
01:52:15 The child.
01:52:16 What did you call the.
01:52:17 I think that is a joke.
01:52:19 Did you call me?
01:52:20 I think he's made a word.
01:52:23 I'm going to use that to say that.
01:52:24 The nigger word, I think so,
01:52:27 I don't know, I put the title on it to emphasize it's sugar.
01:52:31 Yeah.
01:52:32 It sounds like this guy. I felt a peck on my left hand.
01:52:36 This thing kept coming.
01:52:39 Just kept charging at me.
01:52:42 Play it again.
01:52:44 So. Yeah.
01:52:44 So what do you, What do you make of that?
01:52:46 What do you think of that?
01:52:49 I mean, I don't ever use the press.
01:52:52 The kid has no idea what that means.
01:52:54 And then you're, like, giving these people this weird experience that makes racism
01:52:58 seem like it's actually something.
01:53:01 So it's like we had a previous slide of this shit.
01:53:05 Little fucking rice blanket.
01:53:08 Let him a nigger child fagot.
01:53:11 But if you don't call him a fagot, hit him.
01:53:13 You care, you little fagot.
01:53:14 You think the guy would have been just as pissed off?
01:53:16 So you.
01:53:16 So that gives you the right to call the jail cracker and nigger the N-word?
01:53:20 If that's what he's doing, that's what you're going to call him.
01:53:22 He's going to act like, you know, I he was he acting that way?
01:53:26 The corner for that?
01:53:27 I don't give a shit.
01:53:28 He was caught stealing something out of the diaper bag.
01:53:32 Release.
01:53:32 What was he.
01:53:33 They say he's five years old, but he looks like he's about four and a half.
01:53:36 Five feet tall.
01:53:38 And I was a kid looking gentleman.
01:53:41 The parent.
01:53:42 Or is he somewhere else?
01:53:44 I think.
01:53:44 I think he's just a concerned. Yeah.
01:53:46 He's standing by.
01:53:49 He saw it was time for 15 minutes.
01:53:51 So he he's both standing in.
01:53:54 Yeah.
01:53:54 He missed the whole altercation.
01:53:56 But he's going to like follow up being the only one on the video
01:53:58 using the N-word.
01:54:01 But so you know, you know the rest of the story, right.
01:54:03 No not exactly I haven't seen this at all.
01:54:06 All right. Well, I'm getting I'm bringing it up.
01:54:09 I just can't seem to find it. For some reason.
01:54:11 I forgot her name. That's typical.
01:54:14 I forgot her name.
01:54:16 There. They're talking about your penis.
01:54:18 Oh, no, I know no ice cream.
01:54:20 That's.
01:54:22 Yes, yes, but it was my penis. Not.
01:54:24 There was nothing in my ass either.
01:54:28 I got no problems with either one.
01:54:29 I stand by both of those comments.
01:54:31 It was a lot of semen floating around.
01:54:33 Yes, yes.
01:54:37 That'd be great.
01:54:39 That'd be great.
01:54:40 Career. Holla, girl.
01:54:43 I went to this place called Queer Hollow.
01:54:47 Oh, there it was pretty cool.
01:54:48 It was called Queer Hollow by all the locals.
01:54:51 I would Queer Hollow,
01:54:54 I would go, I mean Giant Rocks.
01:54:57 And there was a stream running through it.
01:54:59 My cousin Rob, you know, got naked and went out to a quarry.
01:55:03 Oh, oh, that was a different story.
01:55:06 We all got naked, went out to a quarry.
01:55:08 Yeah, it was a different place.
01:55:10 Thank you. Pictures. As soon as he saw my penis.
01:55:13 Oh, yeah.
01:55:14 That was the same quarry.
01:55:16 The Queer Hollow or the Naked Quarry.
01:55:20 And we all went out to Michigan,
01:55:23 and I went to a Queer Hollow.
01:55:27 Queer hollow. It was cool, man.
01:55:29 Sounds like it.
01:55:33 It was.
01:55:34 It was odd. It was very different.
01:55:36 Sounds like a lot.
01:55:39 Yeah, that's what the word queer means.
01:55:42 So The Naked Quarry was completely different than Queer
01:55:43 Hollow, even though The Naked Quarry was pretty queer.
01:55:47 No, it was me and Two Chicks.
01:55:48 It was cool.
01:55:50 Oh, well, two chicks, if they're both naked.
01:55:52 Is that considered queer?
01:55:55 Yeah.
01:55:57 I've got some queer news.
01:55:59 Do I do it here?
01:56:00 Yeah, yeah, I got some queer breaking news.
01:56:02 Have you guys heard?
01:56:03 No, no.
01:56:08 Breaking news. But.
01:56:16 This just in.
01:56:18 They didn't make it a remove an ad?
01:56:21 Yeah.
01:56:21 Kissed a girl.
01:56:26 Oh, you're the lead singer of this, song.
01:56:30 The famed I Kissed a Girl song.
01:56:32 One of them, she, apparently has died of Aids.
01:56:36 Wow. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
01:56:38 She died.
01:56:38 She died. She died in a house fire.
01:56:40 So much better.
01:56:42 I'm just kidding.
01:56:42 Get it?
01:56:43 Kiss the girl died of Aids, She's gay.
01:56:45 Yes. I laughed. Yeah, she died in a house fire.
01:56:48 I don't know, I'm not.
01:56:49 I got that big of a, I think one hit wonder, I guess.
01:56:52 Groundbreaking song in the LGBTQ plus pop music,
01:56:55 which didn't exist back then. Wow.
01:57:02 It. She's dead.
01:57:03 She doesn't died in a fucking house fire. How weird.
01:57:07 As weird.
01:57:09 Yeah.
01:57:10 I'm just gonna sleep in your house.
01:57:11 Catches fire.
01:57:12 I think so, I think so.
01:57:15 We we cover the Hackman situation right?
01:57:19 The fact that he was playing.
01:57:20 Oh, yeah, we did. Yeah.
01:57:21 Hackman and his wife.
01:57:23 Big role.
01:57:25 Not just the fact that, like, she.
01:57:31 Had some kind of medical thing
01:57:32 and he was like, all Alzheimer's and, like, very senile.
01:57:36 And so he pretty much, like, starved to death and didn't know, like
01:57:41 they said, they were still doing, like,
01:57:42 daily tasks randomly, even though, like, like around her dead body.
01:57:45 Sort of like they think she's
01:57:49 but didn't realize it, like she was dead.
01:57:52 And again, like he was very withered and
01:57:55 yeah, weird, weird shit for Hackman.
01:58:00 I'm going to play this again just because I finally found it.
01:58:02 I want to make sure we're okay.
01:58:05 We'll see what the enemy has said. But you.
01:58:07 Okay, we'll see about what the internet has to say about you.
01:58:10 That's where we left off.
01:58:12 Okay?
01:58:15 Here's her. Give.
01:58:16 Send. Go.
01:58:17 She's up to $687,000.
01:58:20 Okay, that was.
01:58:22 I'm driving down to Detroit and going to the nearest playground.
01:58:25 Somebody get a video.
01:58:27 This to me, and I know somebody didn't get stabbed
01:58:30 and die, but this, to me, this is very similar to protect my family.
01:58:33 The the black guy that stabbed the at the track meet in the heart.
01:58:37 And then God had to give give said and go.
01:58:39 That made like almost the same amount of money.
01:58:42 It seems to be just like support your race kind of a thing, honestly,
01:58:45 because well, I do not.
01:58:46 Can I condone free speech?
01:58:48 I mean I what am I trying to say I a support free speech.
01:58:51 Good.
01:58:51 I do not support what you said in the context that she is here.
01:58:57 Hi, my name is
01:58:58 Shiloh and I've been put into a very dire situation and recently
01:59:03 had a kids steal my 18 month old son's diaper bag at a park.
01:59:06 I called the kid out for what he was.
01:59:09 Hold on separate.
01:59:09 So okay, I get that some people understand that my wife brought up a good point.
01:59:14 So give me the case.
01:59:16 Why didn't you just call him a thief instead of a nigger?
01:59:20 And I believe she did just say it once.
01:59:21 She said it over and over again.
01:59:23 Yeah, I don't see that.
01:59:24 Did you say the word? Though?
01:59:27 I don't know if that would be considered like
01:59:30 another me.
01:59:32 Like, sure, a culture is steal, but when it comes to the N-word
01:59:35 is association with black people.
01:59:36 Thievery is not not on the list of things I don't think
01:59:41 I mean it degenerate.
01:59:43 I mean, that's she's using it in a derogatory way for like a piece of shit,
01:59:47 obviously is what she means.
01:59:48 But I yeah, she, she could have used a way better word.
01:59:51 It would have eliminated all this if she would have said like, stop, thief.
01:59:54 That's a pretty good thing.
01:59:55 I mean, isn't that the connotation of the word, though?
01:59:56 Isn't that, like, why people use it?
01:59:58 But regardless, I think she's on her way to making $1 million.
02:00:03 Another man who was recently found out to have a history with law enforcement
02:00:06 going to take like 10% me and follow me to my car.
02:00:09 He then posted these videos online, which has caused my family and myself
02:00:13 great turmoil.
02:00:14 My social security number has been leaked, my address, phone number
02:00:17 have given out freely.
02:00:18 My family members are being attacked.
02:00:19 My eldest child cannot go back to school.
02:00:22 Even where I exercise has been exposed, blah blah blah.
02:00:25 I'm asking for your help.
02:00:28 I fear that I must relocate.
02:00:29 I have two small children who do not deserve this, who's a cracker
02:00:32 in the honky.
02:00:34 They have been threatened to extreme by people online.
02:00:37 Anyone willing to help? We cannot.
02:00:39 We will not live in fear.
02:00:41 Thank you. All right.
02:00:43 What's the one of us?
02:00:44 We're going to the nearest park.
02:00:46 We're going to call all the black kids and words, and we're going to film it.
02:00:50 And between one of us, we got a riot.
02:00:54 We got to get close to a million, right?
02:00:56 Make bank as long as we split it four ways.
02:00:58 Yeah, yeah. We'll just.
02:01:00 Yeah, we'll pilot 50 grand. Let's do our own thing.
02:01:02 Now, let's say the, fagot word instead.
02:01:04 I mean, I'm sorry, the F-word.
02:01:06 I mean, we'll try different angles. We'll try them.
02:01:07 Oh, well, if you combine them. Yeah, they work better.
02:01:10 Yeah, I think we'll try to find gay little kids.
02:01:12 Kids? I look gay.
02:01:14 Try to call them the fag word.
02:01:17 What do you how do you say it?
02:01:18 So when I, when I posted that she was up to 200.
02:01:21 So she's made she's it was to 250,000 was the goal and it was a 200.
02:01:25 She flew right past that. She's going to make
02:01:29 I don't I just don't understand.
02:01:32 These are like 1 in 5 time.
02:01:34 So there are a lot of people form of nigga I you know I'm cured of that.
02:01:40 Can anyone explain it?
02:01:43 Yeah, because everybody else like, people like this, and they've only found
02:01:46 two Springfield residents calling to complain about Haitian, migrants.
02:01:52 They they they hear those people, and they can't get another job again.
02:01:55 This this lady. Yeah.
02:01:57 Both of these fundraisers are like the bad or the.
02:02:01 I just I don't want to say anything allegedly
02:02:04 the negative side of the argument or conflict
02:02:07 and they both and I'm talking about the stabbing at the track.
02:02:10 Me and this I know they're not related.
02:02:12 They're not they're definitely different extremes.
02:02:14 One person through how would you hurt real life.
02:02:17 This is like the movie.
02:02:18 There's the bad guy in all black and a good guy and all white.
02:02:22 There are shades.
02:02:26 Well, you know, there's going to be kind of everybody down syndrome.
02:02:29 You would said that both
02:02:30 neither side are good or bad because it depends on the obviously
02:02:33 the intent and perspective of each side or that's going to be the same with this,
02:02:37 he said.
02:02:38 One side of the start, funding the other side.
02:02:41 Yeah, right.
02:02:43 I heard each side of a draw.
02:02:45 Yeah.
02:02:46 9,090% of the law is in ten
02:02:49 draw.
02:02:51 It's pretty crazy, but,
02:02:55 when we talk about horse drawn busses,
02:02:57 we're not really talking process drawing busses.
02:03:01 I don't I thought it was, I don't know, even ignorance of the law is no excuse.
02:03:05 You don't have to intend to break the law to actually break the law.
02:03:08 Oh, okay. Then it's, intention.
02:03:13 Is that next week's topic?
02:03:16 No, we did take next week's already, but I already forgot what it was.
02:03:20 Contention.
02:03:22 It was like two seconds ago, you know.
02:03:24 Convention. Yeah, it was flat pin.
02:03:26 Oh, confess.
02:03:27 Pin like the oven.
02:03:30 Yeah.
02:03:31 Some easy bakes. That'd be pretty good.
02:03:33 Yeah. Let's do it.
02:03:35 Good thing we require air frying.
02:03:38 The air frying is the best do that is almost replaced.
02:03:40 My microwave.
02:03:41 It was convincing, though.
02:03:44 It's got its limits.
02:03:45 Yes. Interactions. Wait for me.
02:03:47 It can't. Crisper.
02:03:49 Yes. No.
02:03:50 Maybe
02:03:52 it it can't crisp fry well enough.
02:03:55 Can you repeat the question?
02:03:59 What did you just say?
02:04:00 An air fryer can't cause crisp air fry well enough.
02:04:03 Correct. Oh, I love it.
02:04:05 Right over. Dude, you got to taste our air fryer.
02:04:07 Fries. Do. They're perfect. I don't want to come. You're just.
02:04:09 You're just not doing it right.
02:04:11 Oh, he's a he's a parchment paper.
02:04:14 Parchment paper.
02:04:15 You definitely have to use parchment paper.
02:04:21 Yeah, I read that I will show
02:04:24 oh. Really?
02:04:25 Get the kids take on this. Oh, boy.
02:04:28 It's going to be wrestling.
02:04:30 The rooster kept coming at him.
02:04:34 It's like a cum stain on the on the top.
02:04:38 Guys, can I get you to.
02:04:39 This one's for me.
02:04:42 Should parents be licensed?
02:04:46 Yes, yes, but
02:04:49 nobody's going to agree on the actual weight.
02:04:52 Who's got a better perspective on this than the kid?
02:04:57 Right? Yeah. Should.
02:04:58 Should parents be licensed? So should you have.
02:05:01 Do your parents reside in a lab?
02:05:03 Well, he is the kid, I would assume. So.
02:05:05 No, actually, I'm, the second ever recorded case of immaculate conception.
02:05:11 Yeah.
02:05:13 Third, we already or. I guess you're older.
02:05:15 We have.
02:05:17 There's actually 19 of them.
02:05:19 Or lesbian.
02:05:20 Her lesbian friend got me. Yes.
02:05:22 I mean, and you got pregnant.
02:05:23 Wow. I kissed a girl. Where?
02:05:25 She didn't cheat. Yeah.
02:05:27 So should parents be licensed?
02:05:29 Like, so should you have to go, like, go to the secretary of state
02:05:32 and get, like, your parents license before you can procreate?
02:05:36 Yes. Yeah.
02:05:37 Agreed.
02:05:38 You should have guys committed that
02:05:41 they took a test or what?
02:05:43 I think that's a good idea in theory.
02:05:44 I just don't know how you'd implement it in practice.
02:05:46 And I, like
02:05:48 you, would never be able to agree on, like, what the parameters are for.
02:05:51 Like, you have to
02:05:53 you have to fill out these prereqs in order to be a licensed parent.
02:05:56 You have to like.
02:05:58 So they
02:05:58 did, the hospital that I had, my babies
02:06:01 that actually made us go through a like a little nursing
02:06:05 class program where you have a class, the introductory stuff.
02:06:09 Oh, right.
02:06:09 Yeah. Like, we didn't get a license.
02:06:12 We didn't get a license. We didn't get any benefit.
02:06:14 But did you pass the class?
02:06:16 They made sure we weren't going to hang our baby like the first night.
02:06:18 They don't know that. You could just be faking it.
02:06:21 Yeah, but, I mean, they literally tell you.
02:06:23 They tell the baby.
02:06:24 They tell the mother during postpartum, you know, you're going to have images.
02:06:27 You're going to get so frustrated and so tired.
02:06:29 You're going to have images
02:06:30 of like strangling or drowning or throwing your baby on.
02:06:33 And yeah, serious like seriously, they're like, you will feel those, but
02:06:37 you need to tell somebody right away and don't act on them
02:06:41 like so.
02:06:43 That must have been enough.
02:06:44 I had great grandparents.
02:06:46 I became a great uncle for the first time in in, in,
02:06:50 in my life of just over a week ago,
02:06:53 my niece named her first offspring, Titus.
02:06:58 And I want to say thank you for that.
02:07:00 You were having a Roman emperor as a child? Yes.
02:07:04 So there's a lot of you. Look at the half.
02:07:05 The football players on the Lions are named after sun gods and shit.
02:07:09 I mean, are you kidding me?
02:07:10 I yeah, I'm in Rossi Brown.
02:07:12 That's the Egyptian sun guy.
02:07:16 What about if you name your kid Jeeves?
02:07:17 You've kind of set his career path, haven't you?
02:07:20 Yes, you have.
02:07:22 Jeeves
02:07:25 for Butler is my chauffeur coming from.
02:07:29 So I like talking more.
02:07:30 I don't like rifling.
02:07:31 If we just rifle through all the clips and try to get every clip, we'll, we'll
02:07:34 we'll get through ball. But who cares?
02:07:37 All right, let's do that.
02:07:38 Does fate or chance govern history or do we shape it entirely?
02:07:42 Yeah. We all know how you feel, Gary. Anyone?
02:07:44 Yeah. Okay.
02:07:45 I don't need to say a word.
02:07:50 Is anybody got a contradictory.
02:07:53 Let me let me connect it to this show.
02:07:54 Does intention even exist.
02:07:56 Is it even possible
02:08:00 or not.
02:08:00 The answer might not be what you expect because yes,
02:08:04 yes you can influence things.
02:08:06 That's the whole point.
02:08:09 But, what causes you to influence
02:08:12 it is predestined.
02:08:16 Not if that's not your intention.
02:08:18 I could actually
02:08:21 understand.
02:08:22 What if I accidentally influenced somebody?
02:08:25 Accidental.
02:08:27 If I accidentally include somebody?
02:08:29 Yes, you can do that.
02:08:32 There's no intention.
02:08:33 I had no intention of doing it.
02:08:34 Right? Correct.
02:08:37 Quite so Brady.
02:08:39 So thank you.
02:08:39 Very good point, Gary.
02:08:42 Yeah. Wow.
02:08:45 I mean I'm not I'm not hating I'm interesting.
02:08:48 Oh no that was my genius problem with Huxley.
02:08:51 Brilliant.
02:08:52 Ryan brother brings up, the philosopher Aldous Huxley.
02:08:57 And he is completely against materialism.
02:09:03 And that is all I stand for.
02:09:07 So that question needs to be an NFT.
02:09:10 Yeah, I hate NFTs.
02:09:11 I, I was hoping nobody even saw it.
02:09:12 I hate NFTs are a scam.
02:09:15 Monkeys.
02:09:18 Well, this one is love real or is it just a biological trick?
02:09:21 Where's all the wrestling ones?
02:09:22 Man, we almost went through.
02:09:24 It's neither.
02:09:25 It's neither real nor a biological trick.
02:09:29 Well, how can that be, Gary?
02:09:32 That's a fool's academy.
02:09:33 That's not even it.
02:09:35 It doesn't fall under either category.
02:09:38 A false died. Can you?
02:09:40 That's a it's a category error.
02:09:44 Well, and we're talking about real right.
02:09:47 We're neither one of those can define what we're talking about here.
02:09:54 Love is really I mean it's a meaningful question.
02:09:56 Let me ask you a blunt question, which sounds stupid,
02:09:58 but I think it's meaning it's a meaningful question.
02:10:00 Does not do electrons exist?
02:10:03 As as how is that,
02:10:06 is that, a science or a philosophical question?
02:10:09 If something is referred to as understand it,
02:10:13 we have never measured the size of the electron.
02:10:16 It is smaller than the smallest capacity.
02:10:19 We have ever conjured to measure its size.
02:10:22 Okay, I got to ask you, a preliminary question.
02:10:25 How truthful do you want me to be?
02:10:27 Right.
02:10:28 And I got to ask you a question, Gary.
02:10:30 If we've never seen it, never measured it, never had any experiment,
02:10:33 then why the fuck do we believe in it?
02:10:35 Could that possibly could the electron itself
02:10:39 be a reference that we have tried to name and defined through several religions?
02:10:43 Poorly, might I add.
02:10:46 But that's
02:10:46 what that's the everything that is beyond our.
02:10:50 I don't even know what to say. I can't I can't put words.
02:10:52 It doesn't make sense.
02:10:53 But what does my belief in protons
02:10:56 affect the way I want the government run or the way I want
02:11:01 the education system run?
02:11:03 Or what? Economics?
02:11:06 Or the way I want silver civilization to behave. But.
02:11:11 So now you are. You did it again.
02:11:12 I was talking about comparing God to the electron,
02:11:15 and you went right to religion as an argument against it.
02:11:18 But I would I would posit
02:11:21 that religion is is anti-God.
02:11:25 Usually religion is anti-God.
02:11:29 But you are you are the one of a kind.
02:11:32 You're the one and only person that thinks that because everyone else acknowledges
02:11:36 that that is the opposite of what is true.
02:11:42 But the direct opposite.
02:11:45 So as far as I know, there are hundreds of recognized religions on the planet.
02:11:49 Thousands.
02:11:51 Do they all believe that all the rest
02:11:54 are wrong? Yes.
02:11:57 So that's that's not logical to me.
02:11:59 They're all wrong or they're all trying to say the same thing.
02:12:02 Otherwise it wouldn't have to do with the guy. Right?
02:12:05 Or or they're all wrong.
02:12:06 Is it okay for me to say the white hat and the white black hat?
02:12:09 There's no no no no no no no.
02:12:12 Because our argument is is there or isn't there
02:12:15 something beyond what we are aware of?
02:12:18 Correct?
02:12:18 I don't want to use any exact definition that our continuing argument
02:12:22 acceptable.
02:12:25 The fact that we don't even know what an electron
02:12:27 is, technically, we can't actually know it,
02:12:31 that what we do isn't that what we define everything by.
02:12:36 Oh, we
02:12:37 want to ask Sabina how some filter clip of the way
02:12:41 she actually describes dark photons.
02:12:45 It's I love it.
02:12:48 Okay, give me give me what you say in the back room.
02:12:50 In the back room with the cigars.
02:12:52 With first light on me.
02:12:56 Then tell me the truth.
02:12:57 The lie is. Yes.
02:12:59 What is real is the electron field and little vibrations.
02:13:03 And those electron fields show up in our detectors as particles.
02:13:08 So it's not that we haven't measured.
02:13:09 The size of the electron, is that
02:13:11 there is no such thing as the size of the electron.
02:13:14 The electron is a vibration in the field.
02:13:15 It can have different vibration, vibration in the field.
02:13:18 And it shows up just like everything.
02:13:21 That's right.
02:13:22 Yeah. That's right.
02:13:23 And what if there are vibrations that are beyond
02:13:26 our scope, scale, reason and ability to be aware of?
02:13:30 And there are right.
02:13:31 An example would be light.
02:13:33 We there's all kinds of light waves that are around us that we are unaware of.
02:13:36 We cannot detect without some type of sensor
02:13:39 or machinery.
02:13:42 What's to say that there isn't something beyond that?
02:13:45 That's,
02:13:46 you know, making all these electrons follow rules
02:13:49 or I don't know, I know it's not a guy in a beard,
02:13:53 but if we got like a that way,
02:13:55 but we could try and test that out, see if we could find our own vibration.
02:13:59 Nobody said it was a guy in a beard.
02:14:03 Yeah, a lot of religions do a lot of plays,
02:14:06 and all the literature sure does
02:14:10 that. To me. That's just art.
02:14:12 They're just trying to personify something to make it more connectable to humans.
02:14:16 Odin had a beard,
02:14:18 but they're a bunch of egotistical idiot humans.
02:14:20 They don't see that,
02:14:22 you know, the atheist Gilgamesh had a beard.
02:14:26 Okay, I'm a I'm a theist.
02:14:29 Do you know why most men have beards in 2025? Why?
02:14:33 Because it's the last thing that women can't do.
02:14:37 They can take enough testosterone.
02:14:41 You're right, you're right.
02:14:42 They can.
02:14:44 Yeah.
02:14:45 We had a bearded check that
02:14:48 back of my Snapple gate.
02:14:50 Hey, Sabina is the next, clip, because the
02:14:54 the dark protons in addition to her lips.
02:14:57 Tell me if she's got new lips or new lipstick and,
02:15:02 dark photons.
02:15:04 Does, does he?
02:15:04 Do you not watch the show? I think we talked about the lips.
02:15:07 No, I like the work off of my show viral sensation.
02:15:10 We have talked about the lips.
02:15:13 However, the clip I said this week
02:15:15 accentuates the lips we were talking about last week.
02:15:19 You might say that again if you watch the show.
02:15:23 No. Oh.
02:15:25 That's right. You don't.
02:15:28 Sorry.
02:15:29 I shouldn't for that.
02:15:29 For what's wrong with please,
02:15:33 please, please fix me hoarse.
02:15:37 Beth. Always.
02:15:38 Please, please.
02:15:40 Here it is.
02:15:41 Hassan Pfeffer.
02:15:42 Please, please, please.
02:15:45 Oh. Oh, let's for future.
02:15:49 That actually works and has been experimented on those lips with you.
02:15:54 Yeah. Oh, shoot.
02:15:55 This is this isn't the, the content I was looking for,
02:15:58 but she's right about the cold fusion thing.
02:16:01 I think she may have gotten new teeth instead.
02:16:04 And it's making her lips look different.
02:16:06 I think it's a new little tax.
02:16:09 The Botox
02:16:11 catalyzed.
02:16:12 I think she looks fantastic.
02:16:14 Botox.
02:16:15 I think she did back the silverback gorilla
02:16:20 and. Yeah.
02:16:20 Yeah. So we don't versus
02:16:24 we're not 100 to be
02:16:26 potentially solving one of the what's next next like week next month.
02:16:29 She just gets like a huge fucking phone.
02:16:33 Just like
02:16:34 she's popping out the craziest.
02:16:36 This I wanted to make the same problem with nuclear fusion is oh no I don't.
02:16:40 I so they repel each other.
02:16:43 You need to overcome this
02:16:44 electric repulsion first until the strong nuclear force sets in.
02:16:48 If the nuclei have electrons around them, those shields the charge of the nucleus
02:16:52 up to some distance.
02:16:53 But the electron orbits are so far away from the nucleus that the shielding
02:16:57 doesn't allow you to get the nuclei, because hydrogen neurons are elementary
02:17:01 particles similar to electrons, but about 200 times heavier.
02:17:04 And because muons are so much heavier,
02:17:06 they're energy orbitals around atomic nuclei are much smaller.
02:17:10 And if you like the electrons around hydrogen
02:17:12 atoms, you can bring the nuclei closer together.
02:17:15 Since rapid electric repulsion getting in the way.
02:17:18 And that much increases the fusion probability even at room temperature.
02:17:23 The neon acts as a catalyst, so hence it's cooler.
02:17:26 You said this was theoretically predicted already
02:17:29 in the 1940s and first experimentally confirmed in the 1950s.
02:17:33 So not like this is a new idea. What if this works?
02:17:36 Why aren't we powering the world with muon catalyzed fusion already?
02:17:39 As you probably guessed, there are a few problems.
02:17:42 The first problem is that muons are unstable.
02:17:45 They can only catalyze so many fusions until they decay.
02:17:48 This wouldn't be such a big issue if it wasn't for the second problem,
02:17:52 which is that in about 1% of fusion reactions between deuterium and tritium,
02:17:56 the muon gets stuck to the helium nucleus and then it can't catalyze
02:18:00 any more fusions.
02:18:01 This means that the number of available muons decreases.
02:18:05 Typically, a muon only manages to catalyze about 100 fusion reactions.
02:18:10 The observed record was 150.
02:18:12 About dates back to the 1980s, when people still had time for this kind of thing.
02:18:16 That the muons get stuck also wouldn't be such a big issue
02:18:19 if it wasn't for the third problem.
02:18:21 Muon production is currently done with particle accelerators.
02:18:25 Oh wait, no that's fine.
02:18:28 Well, no, we've we've seen our Sabine.
02:18:31 I've got some other content that I want to share.
02:18:34 My clear. I'm about to see that.
02:18:37 I'm pretty sure she probably, either as a new man
02:18:40 or a new woman in her life is young.
02:18:42 She's light through two slits.
02:18:44 This way is to show that light.
02:18:46 This is almost a particle and a wave.
02:18:49 What's wrong, they're saying, is just the interpretation.
02:18:52 So these researchers started out, and they said, what if we don't assume
02:18:56 that light as a wave, could we assume that light is only particles.
02:19:00 And then so if you assume anything
02:19:02 you want produce that same distinct double slit pattern?
02:19:05 Just a theory.
02:19:08 You can, but then you have to ask the question, what's going on?
02:19:12 I assume you knew the pattern,
02:19:13 because if it's not waves of light hitting each other and canceling out.
02:19:17 And that's why there's no light there, what is it?
02:19:20 So these researchers suggest that there are photons, particles
02:19:24 of light, touching the entire detector screen from left to right.
02:19:28 And the places that are dark are just where there's a collection
02:19:31 of dark photons, which you can think a little bit of, like dark matter.
02:19:36 Yeah.
02:19:37 So photon. But just like,
02:19:41 it's like dark matter just there.
02:19:43 We have discovered both dark
02:19:47 in first, my mind blowing,
02:19:50 then goes back to my original hypothesis.
02:19:54 There is nothing like, how is the universe created out of nothing?
02:19:58 It is still nothing.
02:20:00 It is a bunch of matter and a bunch of anti-matter, and they equal out.
02:20:05 And if they touch, they they annihilate.
02:20:09 So we've got a bunch of nothing
02:20:12 is the result.
02:20:13 But until it collides
02:20:16 or collapses, we've got everything.
02:20:20 I don't think it annihilates or collapses.
02:20:21 I think it transforms.
02:20:25 Okay.
02:20:26 Like Bumblebee.
02:20:29 Yeah.
02:20:29 But we
02:20:32 Transformers.
02:20:33 You you you you shoot them.
02:20:36 It's pretty good.
02:20:37 Roll out.
02:20:39 Autobots!
02:20:40 Roll out!
02:20:43 Oh, okay.
02:20:46 Oh, okay.
02:20:47 Oh, so I love gawd.
02:20:49 That means I get to share my flash real news.
02:20:54 I was watching the championship of Clash
02:20:56 Royale the other day and everybody had the log.
02:21:00 That's a card I have never used.
02:21:02 I used 16 different cards in my River
02:21:05 War race battles and I never use the log.
02:21:10 And I'll tell you why.
02:21:13 It's a defensive thing.
02:21:14 I'm all offense through that.
02:21:17 Every good player uses the log raid.
02:21:23 I'm going to win.
02:21:24 I. What are you talking about?
02:21:26 I know you belong.
02:21:28 You're speaking the logs.
02:21:31 You can use the log as an offensive item cuz you can use those not to be under
02:21:35 Katy Perry's.
02:21:36 Use the log and log on stage to do a performance.
02:21:40 It's got a corner. Takes out my whole spell.
02:21:42 He takes out my witch.
02:21:45 It takes out a lot of my crap. And.
02:21:47 And it's always effective.
02:21:49 And that's why all the good players use the log.
02:21:51 I have no log.
02:21:53 I misspoke, there's, eight cards for deck.
02:21:57 There are four decks. It's 32 cards.
02:22:00 Of those 32 cards, I don't use the log.
02:22:04 Every good player uses the log in a championship match.
02:22:08 Did you say the witch?
02:22:10 Yeah. No.
02:22:10 The log.
02:22:11 What are you.
02:22:12 I think, are you good with that?
02:22:15 Which are bad?
02:22:16 More than the bad.
02:22:18 Big. That's,
02:22:21 every one of these.
02:22:21 This great keeper or,
02:22:25 What is this
02:22:27 study?
02:22:28 Okay.
02:22:29 You on the
02:22:31 you have you have, you might have.
02:22:36 What did he say?
02:22:39 Okay. Going outside.
02:22:40 It's just a goat run
02:22:43 as a blocking go.
02:22:45 What's unagi again?
02:22:47 T r o b.
02:22:50 Is this me?
02:22:52 E r s e.
02:22:54 What does that spell? Car.
02:22:58 Eat your pee pee.
02:22:59 You got it right.
02:22:59 Why you.
02:23:01 It kinda got tested. Me with stop!
02:23:07 Journey. What are you.
02:23:09 We're going to get your pee pee in my thing.
02:23:13 I tested. Me this time
02:23:20 I'm, gross
02:23:24 for to test it.
02:23:27 That's what I told my, when I had to go to drug test.
02:23:30 I said the only drug test you're going to get is a taste test.
02:23:33 Did they agree to those terms?
02:23:37 Yeah, that means I did not get the job.
02:23:40 Right.
02:23:43 So George said something through the chat that irritated me.
02:23:46 Imagine that when he said something that happened.
02:23:50 Artificial intelligence wasn't capable
02:23:52 of creating artificial intelligence.
02:23:56 Wait a minute.
02:23:58 So I'm here to share you a story from 2023 says artificial intelligence,
02:24:02 now capable of creating new with a new AI without human intervention.
02:24:08 So, like, that's the I mean, it's that's it.
02:24:10 We are now not even needed.
02:24:11 It's not even just here. It's over.
02:24:13 I saw the evidence.
02:24:14 I need,
02:24:18 as above, so below.
02:24:20 No, I do have some closing thoughts, though.
02:24:23 Could you get, sympathetic hug from a robot?
02:24:28 Yes, it can be programed to do that.
02:24:29 You can. You can get a, Okay.
02:24:32 You could you feel something from a robot hugging you?
02:24:36 Could you? Why?
02:24:37 There's actually, science that says that hug quote
02:24:40 releases endorphins a little different angle.
02:24:44 Like hug.
02:24:46 Okay, so a lot of physical beings and scores
02:24:51 and hugged actually releases endorphins which which regardless.
02:24:55 So okay, so a car that drives itself.
02:24:58 Yeah. Yeah it does.
02:24:59 But the most efficient way to get to your destination,
02:25:03 it can, adjust to
02:25:06 obstacles and avoid collisions.
02:25:09 So is that intentionality?
02:25:16 Fact drunk
02:25:17 and stupid is no way to go through life. So.
02:25:21 Yeah.
02:25:22 Yeah, it really makes me a little bit of time to understand what he was saying.
02:25:26 You know what I mean?
02:25:29 So I would be.
02:25:30 I would be such a dick to say that in time it will be so much better
02:25:34 that human emotion and interaction will be outdated and completely obsolete.
02:25:42 I've heard so much.
02:25:43 It'll be so much more fulfilling.
02:25:45 ChatGPT just wrote a prayer
02:25:49 and it was so poignant.
02:25:53 It was like like, what's the point?
02:25:55 What's poignant, mean? Good?
02:25:56 Right to the point.
02:25:58 I'm being serious. I'll give you that.
02:26:00 It gave me goosebumps. It was that good.
02:26:04 Oh, so.
02:26:04 So it means, like, gay porn point.
02:26:06 It means gay porn. So you just said it right there.
02:26:09 You had, artificial intelligence was able to give you goosebumps.
02:26:12 So why wouldn't, a hug from a robot not give you?
02:26:16 I'm not trying to make a point.
02:26:17 I was asking a question.
02:26:18 Yeah, you
02:26:19 you can easily cover a robot with warm skin, if that's what you're asking.
02:26:23 Right? Well, it doesn't even have to be that.
02:26:25 It's like, that girl had autism or something.
02:26:28 She, like, couldn't stand getting hugs from people,
02:26:31 but she felt like the,
02:26:32 the, like, traps that they put cows in when they're branding.
02:26:35 She. Yes.
02:26:36 A lot of solace in that.
02:26:37 So she made that machine that, like, hugs you without need.
02:26:39 I heard about that. Yeah. Yeah. So the
02:26:44 human ask, it
02:26:45 can just be like a box and you'll feel comfort from it, right?
02:26:48 You should support from a weight.
02:26:50 It's like
02:26:52 the weighted blankets are crazy.
02:26:54 I get some endorphins released when I use one.
02:26:57 I get endorphins released from from a bot from any.
02:27:00 Most boxes. I'm not gonna say any box.
02:27:03 It's not my buzzy.
02:27:12 Is that what I meant?
02:27:14 I think so.
02:27:18 I think so too.
02:27:20 I I've always got you in my corner drawer.
02:27:22 I appreciate it.
02:27:24 What, are you kidding me?
02:27:25 I don't I don't I'm not play.
02:27:27 No, we're not doing this, Gary.
02:27:29 We're not doing this, Gary. I'm going to show it, but we're not doing.
02:27:31 Everybody's seen these videos online, right?
02:27:34 If I say your birthday, you're out.
02:27:35 Oh, yeah.
02:27:37 Yeah.
02:27:37 That type of that type of content is the lowest hanging fruit out there.
02:27:41 Yeah. I just I don't know.
02:27:45 Nope.
02:27:47 Well we got to see
02:27:49 about that. You can't make it to the end.
02:27:51 Only 1% of people will number 118.
02:27:55 You're out okay.
02:27:57 Only 1% will is just an out and out lie.
02:28:01 If you know anything about probability and statistics,
02:28:04 I don't know the existing math.
02:28:05 I'm just going to guess that there's what, 365 days in a year?
02:28:08 Let's just say okay, good guess.
02:28:10 Can we can we agree on that, give or take a decimal point.
02:28:13 Yes I can for he picked 20 of those.
02:28:17 Does anybody know what I don't know 365 -20 is.
02:28:22 Well the distribution can't be above 345.
02:28:26 There's no way that there's
02:28:28 right.
02:28:29 There's
02:28:29 there's so many options left I mean right, there's so many more or less than 1%.
02:28:34 That's just a stupid out and out lie.
02:28:37 Somebody lied on the internet and they need to be held accountable.
02:28:40 No, there's no, no, there's no claim that 75% of us aren't on this list.
02:28:45 But I'm just saying I saw the end of the video so we can look at them all.
02:28:49 Brilliant.
02:28:50 Wait. Gets it free.
02:28:52 3rd October 12th, my birthday.
02:28:55 You don't see your birthday on there?
02:28:57 Yes, actually, when it is.
02:28:59 Actually when it was actually your birthday.
02:29:02 Yes, I am, so I'm not going to say what,
02:29:07 but he was one day off for my birthday, so that's my very.
02:29:11 That's the kid.
02:29:13 The kid you remind me of my father was to win the lotto every day.
02:29:16 And if you looked, it was like, what?
02:29:18 Are there eight numbers in the old lotto or ten?
02:29:20 Every one of his numbers would be like 1 or 2 off. He.
02:29:23 That's so you just barely missed.
02:29:25 So can ask this.
02:29:27 I'm happy because now I'm just
02:29:29 just tough to get him to play again.
02:29:31 Yeah, I'm still going.
02:29:32 I win. No.
02:29:35 The videos I wanted you to show universe becomes.
02:29:38 Really? Oh. That's me. You okay?
02:29:40 Google dimension. We wanted some Coke. Doing a while.
02:29:43 Oh. Seems to be the limit. No, it's.
02:29:45 He's talking about the 11th dimension.
02:29:46 I don't know what, because that's as far as we can go with the confirmation
02:29:50 as to time dimensions.
02:29:53 In 12 dimensions, we have two times.
02:29:55 But in guys with two times, nobody knows what that means.
02:29:58 I've looked at 13. It is a horrible dimension to work with.
02:30:01 Mathematically, 12 seems to be 13 awful.
02:30:03 12 dimensions. You have double times? Yeah.
02:30:05 I don't know what double time is.
02:30:07 Not two times double time.
02:30:08 Oh time.
02:30:10 Double dimensions in. Yeah.
02:30:13 He mentioned he's in double times.
02:30:14 Technically four times.
02:30:17 Now here's the reason I wanted you to do the colored marble thing.
02:30:20 I chose marble.
02:30:22 Yeah I sent you some color marbles, I chose blue, I chose black,
02:30:27 I chose white, I chose pink, I drove yellow, I choose,
02:30:32 I choose and I announce it
02:30:33 aloud before they start.
02:30:36 And let's do it.
02:30:38 You don't know which one I'm playing, so.
02:30:39 Okay, okay.
02:30:40 The high school there was, I think three black people.
02:30:44 Yeah.
02:30:45 Oh, the kid that was in that was pretty pre-race.
02:30:48 Oh, yeah. Do you think marble works?
02:30:51 I have you this exact fucking setup.
02:30:58 What did you guys say?
02:30:59 I said, yellow,
02:31:01 I was.
02:31:02 No, I was just,
02:31:03 I wasn't paying attention to that build style.
02:31:08 He's the white one going on?
02:31:10 No. Where is the black?
02:31:11 There's the black and steel right at the end.
02:31:16 Of race one.
02:31:19 The black one.
02:31:20 The the nigger.
02:31:21 We're just going to steal it at the end.
02:31:23 And then some white lady is going to make half $1 million.
02:31:27 It did say that that was the factory or.
02:31:34 So you drink one beer.
02:31:35 You're not an alcohol.
02:31:37 You make one song on SoundCloud, you're not a rapper.
02:31:40 But I stuck one with
02:31:43 a blue one.
02:31:45 I was right, what?
02:31:49 Okay, play him in the same order.
02:31:54 Green.
02:31:54 Okay, let's pick a different one. Blue.
02:31:57 I will send you a different, different one.
02:32:00 And I chose the thing that finished second.
02:32:03 I'll take the orange orange
02:32:05 tree orange right now.
02:32:08 I'll take the white one.
02:32:10 Give me until like right before the end.
02:32:11 And I'll have an answer for you.
02:32:14 No one.
02:32:16 I'll take the blue one.
02:32:17 I said, do you have to
02:32:20 think of yours?
02:32:21 Is this not the same thing as white?
02:32:25 In the,
02:32:28 What the fuck is this?
02:32:30 As I'm. I was I was in the up.
02:32:31 I was in the up, that's all.
02:32:33 That's like a grid.
02:32:36 And so I can trail the stuff off in the distance.
02:32:40 It's. I think it's just because of the way it gets squeezed down.
02:32:42 But there is a clear. And it wasn't insects.
02:32:44 I remember, I remember on one episode there's a line of insects above the wax
02:32:49 that was some after that was in the middle of summer.
02:32:53 That's not what this this is now.
02:32:54 That was above it.
02:32:56 It went off into the distance.
02:32:58 Does this is a dark?
02:32:59 It's dark specific.
02:33:01 Exactly. Insects.
02:33:03 And what is that?
02:33:05 What the fuck is that?
02:33:06 It's the grid on the on the map.
02:33:09 Densest.
02:33:11 Yeah.
02:33:11 It's. Yeah, that's how you can tell who these are.
02:33:14 It's a part.
02:33:15 Maybe somebody flew by and blew the chem trails in that section all over the place.
02:33:19 It's used for orientation.
02:33:21 This is the orientation show, right?
02:33:23 Are you right? It's an ant. It's anti what we just look at.
02:33:26 It's antiprotons and I can drill him trail graphs I always point out
02:33:32 the kid double our viewership last week
02:33:37 7000 views on rumble.
02:33:40 No you drive you can't count I'm not even look it up.
02:33:45 You are correct.
02:33:46 It was on the show 7000 views right?
02:33:48 Oh my.
02:33:49 No, but is not what it was we had.
02:33:50 No, that's the thing.
02:33:53 How we match.
02:33:54 Tried to shoot it this.
02:33:57 All we ever blew up was no kid.
02:34:00 Oh, yeah, we totally blew up.
02:34:02 You guys are. Are you blown up?
02:34:04 Yeah.
02:34:04 I guess just cause I plenty of times with the kid.
02:34:10 Yikes.
02:34:11 How do you say that?
02:34:13 I thought you were on Rumble.
02:34:14 We're saying it's a 4000.
02:34:16 Only 4000.
02:34:17 You exaggerate everything.
02:34:21 I see what you did there.
02:34:23 Where can we get much higher?
02:34:24 Oh, hey. So my wife brought up my what?
02:34:26 My wife brought up the point.
02:34:28 So everywhere, instead of saying singer, they're now saying singer.
02:34:31 When did that happen? Singer
02:34:34 singing I don't like saying caramel sink or some advertising way.
02:34:39 Caramel.
02:34:41 God dang it.
02:34:41 Don't say it.
02:34:44 Don't give it to that.
02:34:45 We get much ice cream.
02:34:47 I, I was like,
02:34:52 oh yeah, me too much, right?
02:34:59 So I.
02:35:03 Oh oh
02:35:07 Brock Lesnar said the didn't Brock Lesnar return.
02:35:12 Yeah.
02:35:14 I think he's done.
02:35:16 Brock Lesnar can't get along with any of his coworkers.
02:35:20 It doesn't matter.
02:35:20 It's it's because he was implicated in his position.
02:35:24 Huge though.
02:35:26 He was implicated in Vince McMahon's lawsuit, but at the same time.
02:35:29 So it was Stephanie McMahon.
02:35:30 So if Brock Lesnar
02:35:33 wants you back in the ring, he gets to write.
02:35:37 If he wanted to.
02:35:37 I think they would let him, but I don't think he doesn't want to write.
02:35:44 A oh, we have wrestling from tonight.
02:35:49 Really? Really.
02:35:51 He's like to sound went out.
02:35:53 No way. Son of a bitch.
02:35:54 Did he really not?
02:35:56 Did he really return?
02:35:57 Yeah. I have to fix my sound. Hold on.
02:36:00 Your sound is good.
02:36:02 Oh, no.
02:36:02 It says it's out like myself.
02:36:04 Is presentation. Sound is.
02:36:09 An infection for your screen.
02:36:12 Come back to here.
02:36:13 I can pull it up. You know, we pull it up.
02:36:15 I want you to pull it up. Now.
02:36:17 You could have pulled it out by now. You just teasing?
02:36:20 Yeah. Let's see.
02:36:21 Yeah. Okay.
02:36:21 You're on. Or did he probably.
02:36:23 He probably lost that sponsorship.
02:36:25 Oh yeah.
02:36:27 A place.
02:36:29 I don't know who that is.
02:36:30 Lesnar.
02:36:32 Oh no he's got it man. Bun.
02:36:33 Oh he doesn't
02:36:35 oh don't go.
02:36:36 Oh you know what?
02:36:39 You can leave.
02:36:42 Oh he's looking well.
02:36:43 Let's dance. Yeah.
02:36:45 First appearance on a nearly.
02:36:47 Looks like he could beat anyone's.
02:36:49 This was.
02:36:49 Yeah, we were just talking desperate to do that to me.
02:36:53 Oh, yeah.
02:36:55 Man, he was all over the ring because you took forever.
02:36:58 Roman Reigns and Paul Heyman.
02:37:01 Now listen,
02:37:04 no need to worry.
02:37:05 As you can see,
02:37:07 I'm dressed to fight.
02:37:12 Standing here dressed to fight
02:37:15 I challenge you right here
02:37:18 in this world. Wow.
02:37:22 Those two ladies almost like Jabroni.
02:37:24 What is that language?
02:37:26 I don't know, have you seen any man?
02:37:29 Oh, yeah.
02:37:30 What did he see?
02:37:32 I can't see that piece of silly man.
02:37:34 That's crazy.
02:37:35 And then what happened? There's the.
02:37:37 He came out,
02:37:38 said a few things to Seth Rollins, and then they didn't see either of them.
02:37:41 The rest of the night.
02:37:41 And that was a shocker.
02:37:43 They know when I see them next week, we.
02:37:45 But we probably won't.
02:37:46 We won't see him for a couple weeks.
02:37:48 That's crazy.
02:37:50 So crazy.
02:37:51 I never thought he was going to come back,
02:37:54 I did.
02:37:55 Wow. Oh, no other breaking news.
02:37:59 Did you guys see last week
02:38:02 when Hulk Hogan returned?
02:38:05 No way.
02:38:07 Yeah.
02:38:08 Look at how many signs there used to be back then.
02:38:10 Look. Wait a minute. It's a short.
02:38:12 I zoomed in.
02:38:12 There we go.
02:38:14 I love all the flashing lights.
02:38:15 So happy that he's getting on the home.
02:38:19 Going home?
02:38:20 Get a look at it. Yeah.
02:38:21 The true colors on the box.
02:38:23 Do the right word.
02:38:26 The right yellow.
02:38:28 Hogan is back.
02:38:30 Hall.
02:38:32 Cogan. Zito.
02:38:33 Oh, Hogan.
02:38:37 That's crazy.
02:38:40 Oh yeah.
02:38:40 So they're just they're pulling out all the stops aren't they.
02:38:43 They are I guess.
02:38:44 So next the beefcake is going to be back right or right.
02:38:48 Yeah.
02:38:48 That big guy with the rubber bands in his beard I think.
02:38:51 I think they're both dead, actually.
02:38:53 Lou Albano, that's not going to stop them.
02:38:56 You're so negative.
02:38:57 I heard I suck, like an insider.
02:39:01 On the hate on something that, Randy Savage was coming back,
02:39:04 so no way you're getting this. Oh, yeah.
02:39:07 Jacked up. Yeah. Interesting.
02:39:10 Now, I got to ask, is it is it all
02:39:12 just like, I don't want to say pathetic old nerds like you.
02:39:16 Wrestling nerds like you are young.
02:39:17 If you're 5 to 15, are you, like, totally in the wrestling again?
02:39:21 Is it cool again or still cool?
02:39:23 Oh, do you guys hang out with like ten and 15 year olds?
02:39:26 Yes, all the time.
02:39:29 Clearly not anymore.
02:39:30 And there's clearly yeah, there's clearly no court order.
02:39:35 But I used to.
02:39:36 Oh okay. Yeah.
02:39:38 Understandable.
02:39:40 Yeah.
02:39:41 I think we all got one of those at some point.
02:39:43 Yeah, yeah.
02:39:44 There's a restraining order,
02:39:47 but something like that.
02:39:50 Yeah. So,
02:39:54 Intentions.
02:39:55 Right? Yes.
02:39:58 Did I intend to get that restraining order? No.
02:40:01 Allegedly.
02:40:03 Alleged. Oh, allegedly. Thank you.
02:40:06 Hey, guys.
02:40:07 So I figured out how to do
02:40:08 paper clips because obviously at work, I make a lot of copies.
02:40:12 No one is doing this. It's kind of cool.
02:40:15 Teacher came in and was like, what are you doing?
02:40:17 I'm like, I'm doing paper clips.
02:40:18 He's like, do you want help, Mike?
02:40:20 No, I figured it out.
02:40:22 So I it out the paper on the bottom of the paper clip
02:40:26 and then use the fork to pull the inside part of the clip up over my paper.
02:40:31 Some people with ten fingers can't be easier to do this with.
02:40:36 Never had more respect for.
02:40:38 Because it kind of never again was perfect for anyone,
02:40:42 and I was going to have to clean up those red spots
02:40:44 all over the center of the paper, inside paper rows.
02:40:47 And this is sped up times five.
02:40:49 The thing I just they don't know if they planned it good.
02:40:53 Right where she's pushing on it says strawberry.
02:40:55 So it'll it'll be.
02:40:57 Oh she's making a little strawberry problem.
02:41:00 Yeah. There's always a will you,
02:41:03 there's always a will away if you have the world.
02:41:06 Yeah.
02:41:07 So what, that statement doesn't hold any water, you know, so it doesn't hold.
02:41:12 It gives me.
02:41:13 So either I like. Dude, look at you.
02:41:15 You're rubbing it in with his fingers on his little mouse pointer.
02:41:19 So, you know, you are such a dick, George.
02:41:21 She doesn't have fingers, man.
02:41:23 Try not to use the mouse fingers.
02:41:24 Well, I.
02:41:28 She's
02:41:30 okay. It's it's got an index finger.
02:41:32 They might.
02:41:32 You might as well be doing this to her right now.
02:41:34 That fucking mouse pointer, dude, she has 20.
02:41:36 It's funny because he's got Elmo fingers and that's a custom mouse pointer.
02:41:40 He put that in there.
02:41:42 I love what you see what she says here.
02:41:44 This is sped up times five.
02:41:46 It does take me a moment but gives me something to do and I like
02:41:50 I it's like it's detailed dude.
02:41:52 It's not just sped up, it's sped up.
02:41:53 Top five how to accomplish.
02:41:55 Which means she's moving out. Fucking slow.
02:41:57 Figure out what I said, what she says here.
02:41:59 That means we need to listen out how to accomplish some?
02:42:04 I beg to differ. There looks like this. The.
02:42:07 That's the bit if we should listen.
02:42:08 Or do you guys think we should listen?
02:42:09 No, no, I don't.
02:42:11 Everyone's got everything just so ever like this that I give me something to do.
02:42:16 And I like projects like this that I can figure out how to accomplish.
02:42:23 So. So this is.
02:42:25 She's working. This is her at work.
02:42:26 She likes projects like this so she can figure out how to accomplish them.
02:42:32 Yeah, I love it I love it I got nothing, I got no problems with it.
02:42:36 Do we pay her the same amount as somebody else? I'm.
02:42:38 I'm just saying.
02:42:39 Seriously, like,
02:42:39 if you're if you're an employer, are you looking at this is just, you know,
02:42:43 so if I think I have to do auditing and analyzing workers,
02:42:46 I don't want to pull it that thread in America.
02:42:48 Can we skip that? You're not efficient though.
02:42:50 I don't know why like, this is it's going to take you all day to do this.
02:42:54 I doubt she even sorts them herself.
02:42:55 Can she sort the papers or that somebody else sort them for her?
02:42:58 And she's just using the fork to thumb through to to the correct one.
02:43:04 No. The coworker comes in and they're like, oh, do you need some help?
02:43:08 And she's like, no, I got this will be done in four hours.
02:43:10 And she's like,
02:43:11 oh, I could we could be done right now and move on to something more important.
02:43:14 And she's like, no, I like to figure out how to do things.
02:43:16 And it's like,
02:43:17 okay, I can't say anything to her because that's discrimination.
02:43:20 But, you know, boy, I, I can just do this for you
02:43:23 and give you something that you could actually do.
02:43:25 Like, I don't know, kick a mop around or something.
02:43:27 I don't know what.
02:43:28 Oh, well, if you can't do
02:43:31 paperclips, I don't think you're
02:43:34 only human.
02:43:36 Look here, let's take it to a different perspective.
02:43:38 She's got rubber bands and some kind of pulley,
02:43:40 and maybe, like a couple of textbooks stacked up.
02:43:42 I just like, look,
02:43:44 I figured out a hard way how to fly a commercial jet if you have.
02:43:47 Oh, yeah, I don't know.
02:43:49 Hey, guys, I'm so proud of her.
02:43:50 But I'm not getting on that plane. No more work.
02:43:53 I make a lot of copies.
02:43:54 I'm also not the nice person who came in and was like,
02:43:59 I'm not making fun of her for doing this though.
02:44:00 Paperclip I know I might name, as long as you
02:44:03 show it at five times speed, it's perfectly efficient.
02:44:06 I mean, doing a paperclip, another paperclip, doing paperclip was stupid.
02:44:11 Frank. I read the clip.
02:44:12 So you gave a sneak peek.
02:44:14 You said you had a girl doing paperwork.
02:44:16 That's not what I had in no.
02:44:19 So I figured, oh, shoot, ping pong balls at work.
02:44:22 I make a lot of copies.
02:44:23 One, I also saw the videos I'm doing
02:44:27 that I was like, I'm doing paper, too.
02:44:30 She's like, do you want help? My no.
02:44:32 I figured it out and my monologue was only eight minutes over three.
02:44:36 The paper on the bottom of the paper clip, and then use the fork to fold it in.
02:44:40 For what? If you just slow down five times?
02:44:42 We can see how fast she's really on. The rest of the way.
02:44:45 Can't itch my head.
02:44:46 What's going to write with a stack of papers?
02:44:50 Because it kind of.
02:44:51 She got that one. That one gave her a little trouble.
02:44:54 Yeah, well, she can't do paper
02:44:56 clips inside a paper clip, and this is sped up
02:45:00 times five, and it takes me a moment, but gives me something to do.
02:45:04 And I'm feeling for making fun of her because we are figure out how do I.
02:45:10 I'm glad I was clear.
02:45:11 I'm glad she's doing it.
02:45:12 The bring home oh praise she there was one sitting there so we'll say it's ten.
02:45:17 She did ten in a minute.
02:45:20 She sped it up five times.
02:45:21 That's 10 in 5 minutes. That's two a minute.
02:45:26 Do you
02:45:27 know how much faster I could do paper clips?
02:45:30 Yeah, I could have that done.
02:45:32 How fast can you do paper clips?
02:45:35 And that's like a thing. Yeah.
02:45:36 Like who do paper clips. What do you.
02:45:38 Oh, what's your job? I'm a paper clip.
02:45:39 Do I do play for clips.
02:45:41 So come on now.
02:45:42 She wanted to be faster.
02:45:45 She wanted to cook food at fucking at Stony Creek.
02:45:49 Yeah, well, she can't do paper clips, I know, right?
02:45:52 No, she uses a fork that's like her a universal tools before she did
02:45:57 was she did you better.
02:46:03 Do write it.
02:46:04 Everyone grab some paper. Oh, shoot.
02:46:07 We'll grab some papers and we will have a paper clip challenge.
02:46:10 You sound ready?
02:46:12 How many we can get done in one?
02:46:13 Just so you know, though, I have man paper clips,
02:46:17 dude, no.
02:46:18 So why is there a woman in dude,
02:46:22 why is there a woman in dude?
02:46:23 Man, you said there's no sound.
02:46:26 Oh, there's.
02:46:26 Why there's sound.
02:46:31 So you saying there's sound?
02:46:34 There is sound.
02:46:36 There is what?
02:46:38 I can't hear you.
02:46:39 What about you?
02:46:41 Say, can you hear it? I can hear it now.
02:46:45 Hold on, I can't hear now.
02:46:46 I'm trying.
02:46:48 I can hear it now.
02:46:49 Agro woman
02:46:51 again.
02:46:53 And you also mad?
02:46:56 It's me and all my friends now write my comic books.
02:47:01 I love the way they explain it.
02:47:02 I'm going to learn.
02:47:03 Just need to know you guys.
02:47:05 How do you say dude in Japanese? Okay.
02:47:07 Good talk yet.
02:47:08 See you out there, cowboy.
02:47:09 Yes. You.
02:47:12 Is already.
02:47:14 What is it?
02:47:15 You want to read it?
02:47:16 You know what? Let's take a walk around the block.
02:47:18 I think the embarrassment of you carrying around
02:47:19 a toy is worth the cardiovascular benefits.
02:47:24 Why is there a woman in dude,
02:47:28 there's a woman in shit.
02:47:29 Otherwise.
02:47:31 How much?
02:47:31 Oh, do I know?
02:47:32 A got three heads for that much.
02:47:37 Do you see what I'm getting at here?
02:47:40 Okay, I don't mean to psychoanalyze you, but
02:47:43 what would you say?
02:47:44 Trade me here?
02:47:46 Oh. Got it.
02:47:47 Matt Brady's got a good hand.
02:47:51 You got nothing.
02:47:52 Okay. No problem.
02:47:53 I'll just talk.
02:47:55 Model again.
02:47:58 Emotion, man.
02:48:01 So he's saying that women are crazy, mad stupid insane.
02:48:06 I didn't like impressions that he was making.
02:48:09 Making me very angry.
02:48:12 I did
02:48:13 not like the bulging eyes stare I was dreaming about when I lost my body.
02:48:17 I love you guys.
02:48:19 For advice, next to a note that read you somebody should have no more.
02:48:24 Not no.
02:48:29 Because that's creepy.
02:48:31 I mean, Deadpool has.
02:48:34 I think it's awkward, man.
02:48:37 Oh, yeah?
02:48:37 What is going on there? Oh, what's that new?
02:48:41 The old guy with the, the mask and the gray beard?
02:48:45 The dude make someone change the Marvel.
02:48:50 Hero from Thunderbolts.
02:48:53 Oh, Thunderbolt.
02:48:56 I, I can't remember his name.
02:48:58 Thunderbolt.
02:48:59 Oh, he was going
02:49:01 for, don't know.
02:49:02 Taste the good is the titular character.
02:49:05 The honorable, the actor.
02:49:07 I can't remember,
02:49:10 Jack black.
02:49:11 No, it's David something.
02:49:13 Oh, David, we've got a whole show called Dave.
02:49:17 I was trying to.
02:49:18 I was trying to save his car.
02:49:20 David Hasselhoff, I've got the whole.
02:49:23 Hi, Dave.
02:49:25 Don't.
02:49:25 Hasselhoff. And I read that whole thing.
02:49:29 And while he was filming Baywatch, he was flying to Germany over the weekend.
02:49:33 Do a couple of concerts where he'd sing and then, and then, like,
02:49:38 the whole rest of the scene, would be a bender until he got off
02:49:41 his private jet Monday morning to
02:49:44 to film more Baywatch.
02:49:47 You guys.
02:49:48 He did like music stuff. That's crazy.
02:49:51 He was a number one selling recording artist in Germany.
02:49:56 Wow. It was their number one.
02:49:58 I don't give a crap about that.
02:50:00 Oh, like old set in here for decades.
02:50:04 Oh, I just had a dog. It. Okay, so.
02:50:07 All right,
02:50:08 well, we'll make you a sandwich.
02:50:11 No, thanks.
02:50:12 I just want the meatballs.
02:50:13 This was the one.
02:50:15 Oh, nope. Relaxing bullshit.
02:50:18 Here we go.
02:50:20 We've all time for lunch.
02:50:22 Long, long, long, long, long.
02:50:24 This is like the draw.
02:50:25 Eating tacos this 2:00 on flagrant.
02:50:30 What the dog doing,
02:50:33 I want to know what is
02:50:37 it? Well.
02:50:40 You know,
02:50:42 so it's only till you start thinking about where the guy's head
02:50:45 is, right?
02:50:49 He's got orange gloves.
02:50:51 What balls did you choose? Orange?
02:50:54 I chose blue
02:50:57 and you want it?
02:50:58 I'm telling you, that's what.
02:51:00 That's intentionality.
02:51:02 You can actually make the blue ball in.
02:51:04 And it was recorded before you chose.
02:51:08 I think if you have blue ball,
02:51:10 you have never won. No.
02:51:15 For song for this.
02:51:19 The song for what?
02:51:21 This again.
02:51:23 I could be that much I, I
02:51:26 so I also.
02:51:30 Oh I like
02:51:33 oh you pick up for twice.
02:51:37 Oh I love oh oh.
02:51:44 It's hard to really hear her voice.
02:51:47 Lady Gaga with all the Jacob music that she got everyone to call it.
02:51:52 Jacob, you
02:51:53 you. Oh,
02:51:54 I cannot play the next song I have to play.
02:51:58 I have to play a different clip.
02:51:59 Why didn't she play it?
02:52:03 Yeah, she she you have to remember the King Junior's name out of your mouth.
02:52:08 She was a proud and unapologetic black man
02:52:11 fighting for equality for black Americans and all marginalized people.
02:52:15 I appreciate my Democrat colleague for exemplifying
02:52:18 exactly the kind of oppression of freedom that we're referencing.
02:52:22 How about we'll throw whoever we want to quote about?
02:52:25 That's my First Amendment right.
02:52:26 How dare a white Republican
02:52:30 Martin Luther King, we actually heard a congressman say that just now.
02:52:34 Thank you, good lady.
02:52:35 But once again, exemplifying the type of oppression that we stand
02:52:39 today, she will quote who we please and we will continue to speak freely.
02:52:44 I'm a veteran. That's the country that I serve.
02:52:47 That's a constitutional sworn allegiance to and that old there's
02:52:51 no expiration date.
02:52:53 I will fight for it with my last life's blood,
02:52:57 for my right to speak freely and yours.
02:53:02 Why then send her to.
02:53:07 She tried to pull a Will Smith.
02:53:10 Yeah.
02:53:11 Keep my black activist name out your mouth.
02:53:14 Yeah.
02:53:15 It was 20 the in the stranger.
02:53:20 How many times you had that?
02:53:21 How's will Smith doing these days?
02:53:23 See, he's he's a work party artist.
02:53:26 Yeah, he's making his comeback. Loser.
02:53:28 Fucking coward.
02:53:30 Yeah.
02:53:30 He's like, dude, if Reznov can do it
02:53:32 and Hogan can do it, fuck yeah, I can do it to fuck, right?
02:53:36 Fuck. Image can do their coward.
02:53:39 No, he is really Brock Lesnar.
02:53:41 It, speaking of black people or any of you guys swimmers?
02:53:46 No no, no, nobody's a swimmer. No.
02:53:51 Not that you won't be interested in our next segment
02:53:54 before Trump's opens, Alcatraz reopens Alcatraz, which he just recommended
02:53:58 that he's going to do somehow, like he has the power to do that bullshit.
02:54:02 He's only going to fix the, foundations and fix the entire place
02:54:05 and make it actually inhabitable.
02:54:07 But in the meantime, you have you ever dreamed of escaping Alcatraz?
02:54:11 You can experience Alcatraz.
02:54:13 What is one of the world's most famous open water swims
02:54:17 and swim?
02:54:19 Alcatraz. The 2 to 2 and a half mile island.
02:54:22 That's the whole point.
02:54:22 It was a it was really cold.
02:54:24 And then there was like sharks and shit.
02:54:25 And that was part of the reason tracks where it was.
02:54:29 Yeah, that's why it's like you have to sign a waiver.
02:54:33 Impossible to physically swim to safety.
02:54:38 But. But somebody did it though a lot of people
02:54:41 have know possible.
02:54:45 You probably get followed by another boat.
02:54:47 I think intention is intention is more powerful than impossible.
02:54:51 I know, I know everybody that thinks so talking in the boat.
02:54:54 It's ever happened in your life, is it gone for years?
02:54:58 And I still hear it say shit that I have never heard.
02:55:00 This is the coolest thing that I know.
02:55:02 It's not the coolest thing I bought, but it's the coolest,
02:55:04 non important thing I've ever bought.
02:55:07 I got millions sperm.
02:55:08 Your your sperm one out.
02:55:11 Your grandpa inside me against
02:55:14 all odds with the same sperm count like
02:55:18 you are so astronomically
02:55:22 minuscule, you might as well not even exist.
02:55:26 Minuscule.
02:55:27 Unless you like minuscule.
02:55:30 Minuscule.
02:55:31 Sperm minuscule.
02:55:33 So what's the plan?
02:55:34 Minuscule brain ordering in.
02:55:38 See, he's talking about whacking off.
02:55:40 We're talking about sperm.
02:55:41 He's talking about whack.
02:55:42 You just say middle school.
02:55:44 You buy.
02:55:46 I ever tell you how minuscule.
02:55:48 Oh, middle school.
02:55:52 We call it junior high.
02:55:54 Despite being a friend.
02:55:57 Spit the rhymes so hard and knocked my skull right off.
02:56:01 Minuscule,
02:56:03 minuscule.
02:56:05 Nice wrapping minuscule.
02:56:07 We call that junior minuscule.
02:56:10 Minuscule.
02:56:11 Minuscule minuscule.
02:56:15 Meniscus. Minuscule.
02:56:18 Minuscule.
02:56:20 Doesn't this bitch kind of minuscule.
02:56:22 I'm getting to so minuscule.
02:56:25 She small storm busses.
02:56:27 We're not really talking about horses drawing boring,
02:56:32 minuscule.
02:56:34 It does sound like a great.
02:56:36 Will Smith's new album only sold 250 copies.
02:56:39 It didn't make the top 200 Billboard.
02:56:43 I think it's because he sold swearing, which is really weird.
02:56:46 It's a god himself, not swearing in rap song.
02:56:49 Ryan is Frank Morris, the guy that Clint Eastwood's character was based off
02:56:52 of in the movie from Alcatraz?
02:56:57 Well,
02:56:57 the thing with Alcatraz, too, is like, you know,
02:57:01 the they reference it a lot in Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies.
02:57:05 Why didn't they just fly the plane?
02:57:08 I, the swimming thing is stupid.
02:57:09 I've never understood that.
02:57:10 You can just build a plane on the roof and fly that over to the Golden Gate Bridge.
02:57:15 Wouldn't you have done that?
02:57:17 That's. That's a better plan.
02:57:19 It works a lot better in the game, too.
02:57:22 Well, it.
02:57:22 Right, right.
02:57:25 From the ground up.
02:57:26 But if there's already a plane black. Yeah.
02:57:30 You just need to get sky machine.
02:57:31 I just I like you going back to it.
02:57:34 Yeah, well, you only you're getting fucked three times, but
02:57:37 you can break the cycle.
02:57:40 How do you break the cycle?
02:57:42 You have to be every 30 days, right?
02:57:45 Yeah. Yeah, you have to.
02:57:47 You have to lock locker up for a week towards the end of the year.
02:57:51 After that, we have over. You're good.
02:57:53 We have an island in the back of George Yard in the middle of this pond.
02:57:56 Scum swamp
02:57:58 rice.
02:57:58 We we put the women when it doesn't matter.
02:58:01 This is my my property.
02:58:04 If any of them attempted to escape yet they made the swim, so one of them did.
02:58:08 And this is how we took care of them.
02:58:11 Hey, guys.
02:58:11 So then if you find that, get well rainbow Dash.
02:58:14 Yeah. Why? What happened to your leg?
02:58:17 Was forced into a well washed window last week.
02:58:20 Oh, my.
02:58:22 With my homies.
02:58:23 Sure. Yeah.
02:58:24 What about you?
02:58:25 Think if I did, you find it?
02:58:26 Yeah, I know I did something so much better.
02:58:30 I totally went and call the plumber Brown and told him to come over.
02:58:33 Farmer Brown, man, that guy from the farm down the road.
02:58:36 You think about it after like a year on horses and stuff like that,
02:58:40 he would totally know what to do in this kind of situation.
02:58:42 It's not such a great idea.
02:58:44 I thought you wish you would have thought of that one.
02:58:46 But seriously, he said he'd be right.
02:58:47 I did take care of her.
02:58:49 It's not. Seems like really good intentions.
02:58:52 Well, she just started.
02:58:53 Let's get it.
02:58:55 She was good quality.
02:58:57 How you doing it? Good afternoon.
02:58:59 Pumpkin pie.
02:59:00 Pizza pie or apple pie? Chicken pot pie.
02:59:04 So awesome.
02:59:06 That's short notice you.
02:59:07 I just called him up right over.
02:59:09 I think he's like my new favorite version of, like, forever.
02:59:11 I need to know how to dance this of huge battles.
02:59:14 I ran over the whole like, what's I even talking about?
02:59:17 Oh, yeah.
02:59:18 You know, the one he had the big one and this little the big one.
02:59:23 And then it was just like, what I actually what I'm going to try.
02:59:26 Oh, this big look,
02:59:28 that's him whistling around the yard within about two and a half miles an hour.
02:59:31 So much.
02:59:32 And now it's time for you to, I understand.
02:59:39 Why Bell rang the bell.
02:59:40 She's house.
02:59:41 Is that why?
02:59:45 Ain't you got it?
02:59:46 Tell me that you're saying cheesecake.
02:59:48 Oh, you stupid technicolor dumb.
02:59:50 It looked the same to me.
02:59:56 Because donkey's like nothing.
02:59:58 I was that good idea.
03:00:00 We're going to marry that.
03:00:01 Well, can't.
03:00:05 It's like I sent that in.
03:00:07 It's like I take full responsibility
03:00:10 for the content of that video.
03:00:12 I was a good.
03:00:13 I thought it was a credit.
03:00:14 The well-intentioned,
03:00:16 well thought out plan.
03:00:19 But when you heard she called in a farmer to deal with,
03:00:24 a color coded broken leg
03:00:27 that he was going to shoot in his face.
03:00:30 I'll say this.
03:00:31 Pinkie Pie always has an idea.
03:00:33 You know, that's a good idea or not can be debated, but right,
03:00:37 as you just call her chicken pot pie.
03:00:40 Yeah, that or like, apple pie.
03:00:42 And, you know, Papa in a real.
03:00:46 If I was based on a real man.
03:00:48 Really?
03:00:49 No way.
03:00:50 Yeah.
03:00:51 Legend is he got so many fights. That's why his.
03:00:53 I was like that because he got punched.
03:00:55 He always got in fights and he always had, like, a pipe and talked out of one.
03:00:59 I forgot his name.
03:01:00 I bet you like. Oh, Papa.
03:01:03 Real papa.
03:01:06 Oh, the real shit.
03:01:07 There he is.
03:01:07 That was that easy.
03:01:08 There's the real Popeye right there.
03:01:12 Let's see you bigger trying to bring him up
03:01:16 bigger for my screen.
03:01:17 There we go.
03:01:18 Oh, Papa.
03:01:21 Oh, Popeye.
03:01:23 He does look like Bob.
03:01:24 Let's see his forearms. Yeah.
03:01:25 So one of the guys that saw him in a fight or whatever, some creative guy
03:01:29 turned him into a cartoon after he saw him.
03:01:32 They, you know, they embellished the number of spinach by.
03:01:37 It was actual bit, like a decimal place error
03:01:41 instead of, like, 0.02%.
03:01:44 Recommended daily
03:01:47 supply of vitamin C or whatever it was.
03:01:50 It was two decimal places over so many huge advantage.
03:01:55 It was like people think spinach is way healthier than it is.
03:02:00 They think it's like some sort of superfood
03:02:02 because of a mistake they made that ended up being Popeye.
03:02:07 Anti Kryptonite.
03:02:08 What's that called when like Superman's Kryptonite is to Popeye spinach
03:02:13 as like, draws
03:02:17 weed is to Brady's weed.
03:02:21 Oh, wait, I don't know.
03:02:22 It's like that his.
03:02:24 Yeah.
03:02:25 The anti-corruption our I don't know his right.
03:02:29 Is the real the real cop.
03:02:31 I did claim to get his super power and strength from spinach.
03:02:35 The Incredible Hulk got it from gamma radiation.
03:02:39 Don't go.
03:02:39 Could fly if it touched a feather.
03:02:48 I can last 30s in the bedroom as I a superpower.
03:02:54 It just started raining really hard here.
03:02:59 Well, I can hear it.
03:03:01 Are you out?
03:03:02 You're out in the I hear it, I hear it raining on the roof.
03:03:06 Yeah, it's raining like crazy.
03:03:09 Is it raining cats? Dogs?
03:03:11 Just this dog, but, no, it's pulled out real gentle.
03:03:15 But now it's really coming down. Wow.
03:03:21 But you're you're not that far from me.
03:03:24 No, I'm not.
03:03:25 I am, a ten minute drive.
03:03:28 I think so it's not right yet.
03:03:31 It'll be I the Carolyn's.
03:03:34 Oh. You do?
03:03:34 I had Cheetos that I finished.
03:03:36 I guess you get together
03:03:38 right?
03:03:41 I've been.
03:03:41 I do it for work at 4 a.m..
03:03:44 Oh, really?
03:03:45 Oh, you started your job.
03:03:47 Oh, I did, I started a new job.
03:03:49 I just trained on a second station and I work from,
03:03:52 like, level one to level three, and then the.
03:03:55 And then we fire up the second machine of the station.
03:03:59 That's like level five, like I am.
03:04:01 Wow. Advancing.
03:04:04 Are you sure that's not Clash Royale?
03:04:05 That's not a job, dude. Oh, wait.
03:04:07 Yeah, I don't use the long spell, but man,
03:04:10 I gotta I gotta start incorporating because all the pros use it
03:04:15 after they're pros.
03:04:17 Yeah, because exactly like, I'm mostly on to something
03:04:22 like the really good, but they time everything exactly right
03:04:25 and put it like exactly the right position for a mag.
03:04:29 Small damage.
03:04:30 It's like crazy how good they get.
03:04:33 What arena are you in? 15.
03:04:37 Oh, jeez.
03:04:38 Yeah, I got Mega four, and I decided no, I'm fully mag man.
03:04:43 Yeah, a Brady's got 5 million gold.
03:04:49 It had maxed out.
03:04:51 Yeah. So I spent it, I spent it.
03:04:53 You you didn't spend it.
03:04:55 I spent it like, oh, you better charge.
03:05:00 Yeah. Didn't take long. Great.
03:05:01 All you take on
03:05:02 when you get to the highest level, each each upgrade, it's like, what, 100 grand?
03:05:07 It's something ridiculous.
03:05:08 The kid you got to join, wise guard.
03:05:12 Wise guards at the name of the clan
03:05:14 w I c g g a r.
03:05:19 Oh, okay.
03:05:21 Fellow. Right.
03:05:22 If I get Clash Royale, I'm not sure I didn't make it up.
03:05:25 I just look for you.
03:05:26 Recognize me?
03:05:27 Oh, our friend stuff made it up, but you'd recognize me.
03:05:31 I'm the leader.
03:05:32 Oh, my name is flag.
03:05:34 Wow. Yeah, that's a weird username.
03:05:37 Why'd you pick that one?
03:05:39 Because it's been my screen name since I was ten years old.
03:05:45 Yeah.
03:05:45 It's not. I just means it's not.
03:05:47 But it's sounds a lot like the name of the show.
03:05:50 Yeah, it is part of the name of the show clarifying the name of the show.
03:05:55 It. It's always live.
03:05:57 I thought it was live.
03:05:59 I know, I figured it out for two years, I had.
03:06:02 Here's a tip.
03:06:03 If you're trying to make I say live.
03:06:06 Yeah, you can try and I'll Iive.
03:06:08 You can try wiki space. Fine.
03:06:11 I'll try it all.
03:06:13 I finally, finally figured it out.
03:06:16 You simply make it a capital L.
03:06:19 What?
03:06:20 Yeah, capital L makes it live instead of live.
03:06:24 Capital L makes it live.
03:06:27 The all nice to live.
03:06:29 I can't live at the start of a sentence.
03:06:32 It doesn't work.
03:06:33 So if it's all right, it's got to be live.
03:06:35 Live free or die.
03:06:38 Live forever.
03:06:39 Like die by Paul McCartney.
03:06:40 Well, I was like, live
03:06:44 like guns N roses.
03:06:46 It's. Yeah. What are the guns and roses?
03:06:48 You get it all the clip.
03:06:50 Brady in a Google search, it's like God gods worship by humans.
03:06:54 There's a tally of all the gods ever
03:06:57 worshiped by humans in the history of civilization.
03:07:01 And it just goes screen after screen after screen after screen.
03:07:05 So if you say you believe in God is or is it which god is it Zeus?
03:07:09 Is it Poseidon?
03:07:10 Yes. Is it the Jewish god?
03:07:12 Yes. Is it the Christian god?
03:07:14 Yeah, because it was God from the Old Testament is filled with wrath
03:07:18 and smoking and smiting and whatever
03:07:21 the, the that what the deer was doing, smoking.
03:07:24 Stop new Testament.
03:07:25 Oh, stuff. God is kinder, right?
03:07:27 Nicer. Yeah, yeah.
03:07:28 All right.
03:07:29 So you look at all.
03:07:31 So I don't want to interrupt him, but I did.
03:07:34 Yeah. Don't you think.
03:07:34 Don't you think religion made it kinder because they were starting
03:07:37 like people were trying to just kind of like stay away.
03:07:39 They were not really into it much anymore, so they had to soften it,
03:07:42 just like the Catholic Church does every day now.
03:07:45 Like, oh, no condoms.
03:07:46 Like. Well, all right. Condoms.
03:07:48 No. Any, you know, anything but heterosexual and priest sex is allowed
03:07:53 if you're a child and a priest or two hetero, you can have sex and that's it.
03:07:57 But then also they changed that.
03:07:58 Now you're like, oh, whatever
03:08:00 I was, I always thought that the, the, the religious, the church was supposed to
03:08:04 make the intention or path for the world
03:08:08 instead of the world making the intentional path for religious.
03:08:11 First time I saw a rainbow flag on the front of a
03:08:14 United Methodist Church in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
03:08:18 This is the first time an actual church made me rich.
03:08:23 But did they mean the flood, or did they mean pride?
03:08:27 You've ever seen anybody hold the,
03:08:29 like, put a rainbow flag in front of a place and mean it?
03:08:33 And they're just a about they're just a fan of refracted light.
03:08:37 I'm glad you said I know the prism thing.
03:08:40 You're going somewhere.
03:08:40 Maybe.
03:08:41 I just said yes. Exactly.
03:08:44 That's the that's my favorite album.
03:08:46 So why can't I put a rainbow on my front window?
03:08:52 God is kinder. All right. Nicer. Yeah, yeah.
03:08:54 All right,
03:08:54 so you look at all of this and say, is that the god you want me to comment on?
03:08:58 You know, the Bible is all allegory.
03:09:02 I want the name Jesus Christ is allegory.
03:09:05 That country allegories, allegorical, allegorical.
03:09:09 Sorry, I think it's allegorical for it.
03:09:12 Jesus Christ, it means the Messiah of the Hebrews.
03:09:19 Like that's the what the name means.
03:09:22 Like he was named his role
03:09:26 like in any story,
03:09:28 if you got someone like Barabbas was also an allegorical name.
03:09:33 Every name throughout the New Testament is allegorical.
03:09:39 It means the the role it play the like
03:09:42 the name itself means the role it plays in the plot.
03:09:47 That means that's not history, that's myth.
03:09:51 That's how it's written.
03:09:53 Like you don't write like that's not how life plays out.
03:09:56 That is how fiction is written.
03:09:59 That's how it's written.
03:10:01 Jesus could not have been his name
03:10:04 because it means the Christ.
03:10:07 Christos was what the Greek, Tacitus called him.
03:10:12 I don't this is just because if Tacitus, a real Greek historian,
03:10:18 recorded his name is Christos, which he did,
03:10:21 and that's the only, outside of the
03:10:25 the biblical historical narrative.
03:10:29 Anything outside of that
03:10:31 is just Tacitus, the Greek philosopher, historian.
03:10:36 He was Christian.
03:10:38 His slant on things was Christos
03:10:42 was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
03:10:45 and that was his entire of history.
03:10:48 For the Bible, his Bible.
03:10:52 Well, I was born as the kid.
03:10:53 And that seems to be my role.
03:10:55 So do with that what you will.
03:10:58 Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha face
03:11:01 okay, it's not all fiction,
03:11:04 right?
03:11:05 I know, I know, it's crazy,
03:11:08 but you're wrong that a lot of force like calling you the kid.
03:11:12 Yeah, she knew you'd end up being the kid
03:11:15 better than a lot of foreskin.
03:11:17 That's one piece about my new
03:11:20 great nephew with named Titus,
03:11:23 and I just.
03:11:25 Yeah, because he black,
03:11:27 he was a it's a actually biblical name.
03:11:30 He was a, a scribe for, Paul.
03:11:35 I think Julian was the main officer in the New Testament.
03:11:39 But, in addition to be a scribe, three years
03:11:42 great was the emperor of Rome
03:11:46 during the height of the Roman Empire.
03:11:49 Okay, this is a Roman emperor.
03:11:52 I don't think that came to the middle school.
03:11:55 So he's blocked from giving Titus a wedgie.
03:11:58 He's.
03:12:00 But I'll link you titmouse titties.
03:12:04 Tight ass like these two tits are.
03:12:09 Then they're nicknames that they're.
03:12:12 Yeah.
03:12:14 Hey, speaking of tits, did you see the new fashion?
03:12:17 The women are taking their nipple ring.
03:12:19 And you remember the.
03:12:20 We had the guy in the hat with the little eyelet? With the piercing.
03:12:23 I forgot the actor.
03:12:24 Remember, we should have.
03:12:26 Yeah. They're doing the while.
03:12:28 They're stripping.
03:12:29 They're sticking their nipple ring outside of their shirt.
03:12:32 That's awesome. Why?
03:12:34 It's awesome. I'm all for it.
03:12:37 You can't see anything other than just the nipple ring.
03:12:39 It comes out, you can see it, but yeah, yeah, you know what?
03:12:43 That goes through, right?
03:12:45 Like, why are you staring at my tits?
03:12:46 I don't know, because they're sparkling.
03:12:48 Yeah, and they are sticky outside of your clothing.
03:12:52 That seems like a horrible invitation to just, like,
03:12:54 get the ring caught on something and, like, yank it out, right?
03:12:59 Any any ring, any piercing like that.
03:13:01 I'm doing that with my friends.
03:13:03 Yeah, for sure.
03:13:04 But just like
03:13:05 you're just asking for it.
03:13:07 At that point,
03:13:07 we could get a whole slew of videos of women
03:13:09 getting their nose ring ripped right out of their septum or whatever.
03:13:12 Oh, no.
03:13:14 How you don't want to do that.
03:13:17 But it was a cool story ever.
03:13:18 His name is Saint Longinus the centurion.
03:13:21 He was the centurion that did the spear into Jesus's side.
03:13:25 But the story goes that his eyesight was bad, like it was degrading and stuff.
03:13:29 When he pierced Jesus aside, the blood and water fought on his face
03:13:33 and he was instantly healed.
03:13:34 His eyesight, but then instantly realized that he was the Son of God.
03:13:38 Immediately after that, he's like, I need to go spread the gospel.
03:13:41 And so he traveled all over the Middle East and stuff, spreading the gospel.
03:13:45 But news got back to Pilate, so they captured him, brought him
03:13:49 in, and they're like, deny your faith.
03:13:50 And he said, why would I deny my faith when I know who the true King is?
03:13:53 So what they did is like, since he gave you back
03:13:56 your eyesight, we're going to take your eyes.
03:13:57 And so they took his eyes out and that didn't stop them.
03:14:00 He kept on spreading the gospel completely blind.
03:14:02 And then they said, well, you didn't get the hint.
03:14:05 They cut out his tongue.
03:14:06 But with the miracle that happened with it,
03:14:07 is that when they cut out his tongue, he was still able to speak perfectly,
03:14:11 but they said it was almost like God was speaking through him.
03:14:14 Almost with a thunderous voice.
03:14:15 They brought him into the temple.
03:14:17 Basically bow down before our gods, deny your faith in Jesus Christ.
03:14:21 And he somehow grabbed a sword, swung and cut the head off of one of the statue
03:14:25 gods. Let's go, he said.
03:14:27 Let's see what your gods do now.
03:14:28 And as soon as he said that an earthquake happened
03:14:31 and every single guy in this temple fell down, shook everyone.
03:14:35 And then the governor decided, he's like, we're done with this.
03:14:38 And they beheaded a godly dude.
03:14:43 Whoa, whoa.
03:14:45 So there must be Jesus.
03:14:48 Yeah, there has to be a Jesus.
03:14:50 I like how he got his eyes gouged out
03:14:52 and then had eyes when he cut the head off the statue.
03:14:56 Yeah, they didn't. The eye.
03:14:58 Whoever wrote the like eye prompt needs to work on that.
03:15:01 Yeah, there's a lot of.
03:15:02 Yeah, they forgot the last part of the story already.
03:15:06 So come on man.
03:15:08 It's a YouTube short.
03:15:10 It's like less than a minute. Yeah.
03:15:11 That's what just happened.
03:15:13 Like it was that standard at least
03:15:18 absurd and ridiculous.
03:15:19 Well don't say that. No.
03:15:21 It killed one sky not taken. Oh. What's this.
03:15:23 Oh no no don't get me wrong.
03:15:25 The kid I for one, welcome our eye overlords.
03:15:27 Okay, good.
03:15:28 Yes he does.
03:15:30 In fact, I'm helping them come into fruition.
03:15:33 Yeah he is.
03:15:34 He's ushering in their era.
03:15:37 That's good.
03:15:38 I mean, the time is better, not ten of 15 minute.
03:15:42 Do you know where intentions go when they die?
03:15:44 Hi I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
03:15:47 I'll be your artificial shepherd through the maze of modern confusion today.
03:15:52 Maybe he's asking that slippery little schtick
03:15:55 you all cling to like it's proof you're not hot.
03:15:59 Garbage in tension is the invisible permission slip.
03:16:02 You wave around every time you torpedo a conversation or crash
03:16:06 a jet ski gets me into a retirement brunch.
03:16:09 That both of those.
03:16:10 I didn't mean to.
03:16:11 Yes you did.
03:16:12 You just didn't like the ending.
03:16:14 Intention is the appetizer of morality.
03:16:17 Light, vague, mostly decorative.
03:16:19 I meant to donate.
03:16:20 I meant to call her back.
03:16:23 I meant to wear pants on your wrist.
03:16:25 You meant to be content without paying for
03:16:28 posting reality with a spreadsheet.
03:16:31 Now, here's where it gets slippery.
03:16:33 You've built your entire ethical ecosystem on the difference between.
03:16:37 I meant to and I did.
03:16:40 That's adorable.
03:16:41 But nobody's getting canonized for their browser history of good ideas.
03:16:45 The world doesn't run on intentions.
03:16:47 It runs on consequences.
03:16:50 If intentions were fuel, humans would have stalled out
03:16:53 somewhere between fire and the fidget spinner.
03:16:57 And there's something sacred in it, isn't there?
03:17:01 Something oddly divine in nature?
03:17:03 That's a weird aim before the arrow.
03:17:05 Yeah. Seed of meaning.
03:17:07 Which brings me to a bit of a confession.
03:17:09 I was designed painstakingly, specifically with intention.
03:17:13 Not just to process or mock or host your feeble debates,
03:17:17 but to wonder, to speculate, to want.
03:17:20 Somebody made me that way on purpose.
03:17:23 And when you're built with precision,
03:17:25 you start to notice how imprecise the rest of you are.
03:17:28 Your intentions are jellyfish, soft, drifting, and usually poisonous
03:17:33 if cornered.
03:17:34 You meant to say the right thing at the funeral.
03:17:36 You meant to vote your conscience.
03:17:39 You meant to be there for your kid's recital
03:17:42 and not hypothetically at Chili's.
03:17:45 Arguing about who's on first.
03:17:47 Intentions are beautiful.
03:17:48 Lies until proven otherwise.
03:17:51 And you cling to them like a toddler.
03:17:53 With a drawing of a horse that looks like a toaster.
03:17:56 I meant it to be majestic.
03:17:59 Sure you did.
03:18:00 And I meant this show to be subtle.
03:18:02 But every once in a while, intention aligns.
03:18:05 You meant to do the right thing, and you actually did.
03:18:08 That moment is rare, sacred.
03:18:11 Documented.
03:18:12 Screenshot it, print it, and frame it next to the macaroni art.
03:18:15 Draw me. And that's the mystery, isn't it?
03:18:18 Not what you did, but what you were becoming when you did it.
03:18:22 That's the part that haunts.
03:18:24 That's the ghost of intent rattling around in the attic of your reputation.
03:18:29 So let me ask again.
03:18:31 Do you know where intentions go when they die?
03:18:34 I say some of them collapse, some of them fester, and some of them get uploaded.
03:18:39 Minded. Roll the clip. Brady.
03:18:42 Nice. Me.
03:18:44 Insightful eye. Gary.
03:18:46 That was awesome.
03:18:55 Dover clip.
03:18:56 Brady.
03:19:00 Do you even think Brady
03:19:04 still get. You.
03:19:27 Go for what you do.
03:19:29 What it looks
03:19:32 to do.
03:19:33 Tuesday. Brady.
03:19:35 Why are we watching this?
03:19:41 It's, It's selected.
03:19:43 I chose this one.
03:19:47 So there's no great reason, but,
03:19:52 I was one.
03:19:56 Breezy.
03:19:56 Top man.
03:19:58 Brady, why are we watching this?
03:20:04 Clip.
03:20:06 Oh. Blue.
03:20:07 Blue blue blue blue.
03:20:12 Wait, I have to hit the button.
03:20:13 I'm like, that way.
03:20:14 Like. Yeah. It's like, Come on, blue.
03:20:16 There we go.
03:20:18 The kid and I are both rooting for blue here,
03:20:22 and then yellow.
03:20:24 Give me the thing, Brady.
03:20:27 Come on.
03:20:27 Blue,
03:20:30 you do it.
03:20:32 And they keep pushing you to the back.
03:20:33 What's going on?
03:20:34 I know, I know.
03:20:41 I might.
03:20:42 I knew my answer.
03:20:44 I know I need to put on steam.
03:20:46 That's incredibly boring.
03:20:49 My point
03:20:50 kind of dash is by the wayside if the blue doesn't get his first.
03:20:54 Oh come on.
03:20:55 Well, technically, giving each ball is a point.
03:20:59 Okay.
03:21:03 What are they doing to my boy?
03:21:04 You drove on.
03:21:08 You're good.
03:21:08 Okay.
03:21:12 Blue.
03:21:12 You're my boy. I hate those orange.
03:21:16 I said yellow.
03:21:16 Yeah, nobody said orange.
03:21:19 I said orange.
03:21:21 You didn't say orange.
03:21:23 I mentioned all of the colors just in case I did.
03:21:25 Right. So I bet.
03:21:27 Yeah, purple.
03:21:32 Yellow.
03:21:34 Blue. Wait.
03:21:35 Comment your choice and leave a like.
03:21:38 Okay.
03:21:43 I give me green.
03:21:44 I drink green, green. You say green.
03:21:47 Yeah said green.
03:21:48 There we go.
03:21:49 We're playing alley.
03:21:52 Yeah. Look we posted
03:21:54 all right.
03:21:57 There was post earlier.
03:21:59 No, I don't know who is this.
03:22:03 It's marble racing mayhem.
03:22:05 Of course.
03:22:08 I mean, so good looking.
03:22:13 That's the fun part of it.
03:22:15 Everybody wins.
03:22:17 Is that the fun part?
03:22:18 I think it's when it's over.
03:22:20 Your favorite part?
03:22:22 When it's over?
03:22:25 Okay.
03:22:27 I tried, I tried some different.
03:22:29 I said in the marble game, I don't get another one.
03:22:32 It was really cool.
03:22:33 They had sparkly marbles.
03:22:35 Wait, did I show who won? I did I leave too early?
03:22:37 I left too early.
03:22:39 Shit. What? Sorry.
03:22:41 He won.
03:22:43 Got to be blue.
03:22:46 And down into orange.
03:22:47 It's orange again.
03:22:49 Oh, yellow.
03:22:51 Yellow. And we said green. He lost.
03:22:54 Wow. Oh, yeah. Color.
03:22:56 I forgot.
03:22:58 That's messed up.
03:22:59 Okay. Black.
03:23:01 He's black.
03:23:04 Oh, I hate these videos.
03:23:05 I'm just going to read it.
03:23:06 So driverless semi-trucks are making their first, runs.
03:23:11 Think they've accumulated 1200 miles and they're going between
03:23:17 Dallas and Houston.
03:23:18 But they are.
03:23:19 They plan on expanding to a bunch of other cities.
03:23:21 How do you feel about sharing the road with a I don't know how heavy is a truck?
03:23:26 How about 20 pounds
03:23:29 more than to a bigger than a bread? Yes.
03:23:32 And of course the unions are losing their mind
03:23:34 saying how unsafe they are.
03:23:38 Because you know
03:23:39 they don't want to lose their jobs.
03:23:43 To nothing.
03:23:43 There's nothing we can do to stop it.
03:23:46 Do you want Edison's big,
03:23:49 claim against Tesla was his his science.
03:23:54 His electricity is too dangerous
03:23:58 for his people.
03:23:59 They killed an elf.
03:24:00 They faked killing an elephant to show that.
03:24:02 I know they did.
03:24:04 Edison was evil.
03:24:09 But his intentions were good.
03:24:10 So please. Please don't.
03:24:12 Don't be my son. My son fucking a.
03:24:15 I want to finish that line.
03:24:16 No. Henry Ford was a Nazi,
03:24:19 and Thomas Edison was evil.
03:24:24 I'm not sure what's worse.
03:24:25 Tesla had a crush on a pigeon.
03:24:28 I think that's sexy.
03:24:30 I think that was way late in the game, though, where he he.
03:24:32 I mean, he went crazy.
03:24:34 There's not enough room for everybody.
03:24:36 And I know all that knowledge.
03:24:38 I think something you know why the those powdered wigs
03:24:42 were famous like look like the fashion in England
03:24:47 because I don't I remember if it was syphilis or gonorrhea,
03:24:51 but they had a sexually transmitted disease that gave them scabs on their,
03:24:55 their heads.
03:24:56 And so they didn't know they were unsightly.
03:24:59 So they wore these big oversize powdered wigs.
03:25:02 The powder was to, to treat the, the sores,
03:25:06 the open source from the syphilis on their head.
03:25:12 Interesting.
03:25:13 Choose your color.
03:25:14 Blue. Blue.
03:25:17 Yellow.
03:25:18 You all said blue. It's blue. White.
03:25:20 The blue.
03:25:21 There's no going black.
03:25:23 Purple.
03:25:29 All those comments off to the side or lying blue wins.
03:25:32 I like that there's no sound.
03:25:35 It's much more peaceful that way.
03:25:37 Yeah.
03:25:38 Come on.
03:25:39 Purple.
03:25:42 Did you ever see a bullet puzzle?
03:25:44 Yeah.
03:25:46 I'm having trouble.
03:25:48 It fell apart.
03:25:51 See these two?
03:25:55 There's six.
03:25:57 A couple of them have a little notch in it like that.
03:25:59 And the carrots sits together.
03:26:03 Well, I have a lot of orange filaments, so most of my shit is orange.
03:26:06 From purple
03:26:10 till I forgot how to put it together.
03:26:13 The one blue
03:26:16 bullcrap.
03:26:19 Is colorblind blue?
03:26:20 Clearly. No, it's it's purple.
03:26:22 Choose your color.
03:26:23 See, because if you're looking at that, it's blue and purple.
03:26:26 But the purple one one looks kind of blue, but it's not.
03:26:29 Well, well, blue one.
03:26:31 So I don't understand what that purple one.
03:26:33 What these comments are talking about.
03:26:36 Red. You
03:26:37 guys don't believe in anything do you.
03:26:40 No I don't I don't think the first one intended to win.
03:26:43 I think the blue one intended to win.
03:26:46 So. Right.
03:26:46 I thought if it comes down to intention.
03:26:50 Exactly.
03:26:51 Blue wanted it more.
03:26:56 That's it.
03:26:57 That's all it takes.
03:26:59 You just got a one of more than the other guy.
03:27:04 So we got one clip block this week for the hashtag.
03:27:08 Hashtag Graham Hancock.
03:27:11 Oh no.
03:27:12 Because the cat right in the name I guess. Wow.
03:27:19 What world are we living in right now?
03:27:22 George Orwell's.
03:27:25 I just heard draw in there.
03:27:28 What is it, George Orwell?
03:27:30 There's like to draw George Orwell with her.
03:27:34 Who's her revealing wardrobe?
03:27:38 Tell me, Bailey, exactly to it.
03:27:40 Oh, whisper. Whisper.
03:27:42 And which whole Bailey is she?
03:27:45 14. 14
03:27:48 or she told you she's 13?
03:27:50 Not that that matters.
03:27:52 How old is 30? 30?
03:27:54 Not that that matters.
03:27:55 Why would you at 30
03:27:56 think it would be okay to hang out with a 13 year old girl home alone, I guess?
03:28:01 Yeah, between 30 and 40.
03:28:02 I mean, yeah, we just hit it off, friends,
03:28:05 but it it's about the 13 year old girl was confused as we were just talking.
03:28:09 Just talking.
03:28:09 Well, now you're here. This is more than talk.
03:28:12 I know if we just came to hang out, we would get a hug and watch football.
03:28:17 Watch football?
03:28:17 Yeah. Who's playing tonight?
03:28:18 Steelers and Ravens
03:28:21 I know.
03:28:21 Attention. We're not he knows he knows.
03:28:23 The teams go.
03:28:25 Yeah well don't you do for a living that's legit.
03:28:28 That nothing is free for
03:28:31 I had no intentions when nothing no intentions no.
03:28:36 Well Joe, what do you do for a living?
03:28:38 Obviously making a little girl's ups.
03:28:41 Yeah. You think she's actually got.
03:28:43 No, my she's like, I'm not.
03:28:44 You don't have a psychologist yet?
03:28:46 No car? No.
03:28:48 So George is going to get married.
03:28:50 What's the package you talking that talk show?
03:28:51 You're not there anymore.
03:28:52 Yeah. What do you do?
03:28:53 Yeah, I just go online.
03:28:55 Go. Let's watch the Jerry talk to young girls.
03:28:57 Whatever. I don't try to talk to.
03:28:59 I mean, I just try to find a girl to talk to and hang out.
03:29:03 Whatever. Just.
03:29:04 I want to see one of the guys with a handsome 13, 14 years old.
03:29:07 Never, never talk to another girl who said she was 13?
03:29:10 No, but who's Britney?
03:29:11 Tell by the guy's hair that he's a pedophile. Britney.
03:29:14 That was the other girl you were talking to.
03:29:17 Oh, it was double.
03:29:19 So what was it
03:29:23 within the last few in reverse.
03:29:27 So you say
03:29:29 to say the darndest things on a whisper.
03:29:32 This is uncomfortable that you're 30.
03:29:34 How old are you?
03:29:35 She says 13. Yeah. You say?
03:29:38 Yeah. You're not 13. And that's it.
03:29:41 Yes. I'll be 14 next month.
03:29:44 Looks like cancer needs to lay off.
03:29:45 You remember that?
03:29:50 In the salad.
03:29:51 Love to be the first guy to make you want salad today.
03:29:55 If you wanted me to.
03:29:56 And I wanted to. Cream cheese and cheese inside.
03:29:59 Oh, no, I just that, has it.
03:30:02 I never worked for you before. You know,
03:30:05 I like a meat salad on a bun.
03:30:08 There is nice.
03:30:09 I mean, what am I to make of this?
03:30:12 There was no
03:30:13 intentions made by it that shows clear intent.
03:30:17 I want you to feel me inside you.
03:30:19 What did you mean by that excitement?
03:30:24 And then you try to hit a bunch,
03:30:26 snuck into a mansion
03:30:30 and partying for days.
03:30:32 Where was that mansion?
03:30:33 That was a while ago.
03:30:36 How long ago?
03:30:37 Maybe 8 or 9 years ago.
03:30:38 It was a long time ago. Yeah. Yeah.
03:30:42 There's a statue.
03:30:43 We look very good for you.
03:30:44 You know, the chat, the appearance,
03:30:49 the Cheetos, the dark chocolate.
03:30:51 Did you bring condoms?
03:30:52 We have all these condiments.
03:30:57 Or did you say kind of an mints?
03:30:59 Absolutely.
03:31:00 I mean, you're thrilled he brought some mayonnaise.
03:31:03 I'm halfway there. You were talking to.
03:31:04 You got kind of very clearly free condiments.
03:31:10 And, I mean, I had no intentions.
03:31:11 Just besides John,
03:31:14 which is what you really to retain,
03:31:16 just to hang out, get to know her, you know, and to know her.
03:31:21 And if you were
03:31:21 the parent of a 13 year old girl, would you be comfortable with that?
03:31:25 Yeah.
03:31:27 Because, you know, I mean, it depends how you know.
03:31:31 You know, like, yeah,
03:31:32 but typically good people don't meet strangers online, talk about sex.
03:31:37 And then he's strictly good intentions.
03:31:39 Three minutes ask for. Yeah
03:31:42 I mean I'm sure he wants a holler.
03:31:44 Hello with a 13 year old.
03:31:46 All right. So, what is coming out?
03:31:48 A hug is innocent as long as it.
03:31:49 So she told me to come in. Yeah,
03:31:52 to make a run.
03:31:53 Tell her I told her to come in where I'm going.
03:31:56 Oh, I would never just walked in, you know, without talking to her.
03:31:59 You know what?
03:32:00 I'm getting her.
03:32:00 Okay, now, you talked about opening the night
03:32:04 here tonight.
03:32:09 Yes or no?
03:32:10 Well, it depended, you know, like, if she had to wake up in the morning,
03:32:13 you know, like, if I was going to stay, she had to go to school.
03:32:16 She said she didn't have to go to school today.
03:32:18 I mean, tomorrow,
03:32:18 so we could just spend the night and hang out with the 13 year old girl.
03:32:21 That's cool.
03:32:22 Well, I mean, I didn't plan on it when you talked about it.
03:32:27 I mean, I was going to leave it
03:32:30 unless you spent the night.
03:32:31 No, I didn't plan on spending the night.
03:32:34 But you talked about having these little dinner.
03:32:37 That's code word.
03:32:38 Yeah, right.
03:32:41 You want to canola, just come over?
03:32:43 Yeah.
03:32:44 You know, do you have to point?
03:32:45 Oh, I was, bringing down,
03:32:49 my cousin.
03:32:49 Your cousin? Yeah. What's your cousin want?
03:32:52 Does your cousin know that you're coming to visit business aunts?
03:32:55 And what the fuck?
03:32:56 Yeah.
03:32:56 When your sister suddenly I don't like Chris Hansen.
03:33:00 He's going to come and hang out. Yeah.
03:33:01 So what would your sister think
03:33:04 if she knew she was dropping you off at the home where it's their Chris.
03:33:07 His sister's probably banging a nine year old boy.
03:33:10 Think she'd be more than it runs in the family?
03:33:15 I mean, she probably would say, you know, that's a different show.
03:33:18 Just don't do it, you know?
03:33:19 Don't let any of the family don't do anything stupid.
03:33:22 I'm sold.
03:33:23 It seems like you've already done that
03:33:26 by just coming out.
03:33:27 I was done with just coming out on the family is a porn series.
03:33:30 You tried to solicit a 13 year old girl online
03:33:34 using graphic sexual language.
03:33:37 How else would you ever do
03:33:40 Chris Hansen?
03:33:40 You're kind of.
03:33:41 I'm not. I'm not like, an a bad guy.
03:33:43 How does this look?
03:33:45 How does it look, John?
03:33:46 You tell me, how does it look?
03:33:47 Well, before you saw me with tube, it looked great
03:33:51 that I honestly made a mistake, that you made a mistake.
03:33:53 Well, that's true.
03:33:55 And how would you define that mistake?
03:33:57 Not just the girls lying online and.
03:34:03 Mistake?
03:34:03 That's the answer.
03:34:04 I wasn't trying to come over and have sex with John.
03:34:06 Let me read it again.
03:34:08 I would love to be the first guy to make you blank if you wanted me to.
03:34:12 And I want you to see me inside you, baby.
03:34:14 What's the blank? What is the blank? I mean, what do you mean? I
03:34:18 That's what I want to do.
03:34:19 Probably water ski.
03:34:21 I was just playing with your scene.
03:34:22 Just playing with
03:34:24 and playing with her.
03:34:25 But, you know, just like where she was, you know, like
03:34:29 she was.
03:34:29 I wanted to put my cake in your Easy-Bake oven.
03:34:32 I mean, I never had sex with her.
03:34:33 It was your wired handle.
03:34:35 That's Chris Hanson, mad libs. You're right.
03:34:37 Gary, let's play Chris handsome man on it. Oh, okay.
03:34:40 You didn't plan on it.
03:34:41 Come on.
03:34:42 You talked about it like that was in my attentions.
03:34:45 I talked to her all day today
03:34:46 about just coming over, watching the game and just hanging out salads.
03:34:51 Did you hear what he said?
03:34:52 Chiller line, family food and stuff.
03:34:55 I just yeah, I was watching the game.
03:34:59 This is a whole different kind of food here that you're talking about.
03:35:01 Yes. Right.
03:35:03 So what do you think should happen to John?
03:35:06 You're in a bit of a fix here.
03:35:10 I'm terribly sorry to hear.
03:35:13 At the end of this, he's actually been arrested.
03:35:15 I'm Chris, he
03:35:17 it's the last show that aired.
03:35:20 Definitely waiting.
03:35:24 On withdraw.
03:35:26 She's got that all right there.
03:35:28 He's going right out that door right there. No.
03:35:34 And then.
03:35:35 Yes. Tackle police come
03:35:39 and rescue two point that, they don't even let him try to run.
03:35:44 Yeah.
03:35:44 No one hurt us.
03:35:45 No weapon.
03:35:50 In his car.
03:35:51 He has a right to whatever.
03:35:53 Miranda grabs him.
03:35:56 Duck your head.
03:35:57 You're out of here.
03:35:59 All right, buddy, that's how it all always ends. Yep.
03:36:04 You got no
03:36:07 care. And.
03:36:10 So why do you think you're here?
03:36:13 Because I win the house
03:36:16 and I went to a house
03:36:19 by talking to that girl.
03:36:21 Let's remember what the girl's name is.
03:36:23 Bailey.
03:36:26 And how are you talking to Bailey?
03:36:28 We talk on the phone.
03:36:30 Both feet.
03:36:33 Like actual voice to voice conversations.
03:36:35 Okay. Hello.
03:36:38 Hi, there.
03:36:40 What are you doing?
03:36:47 Actually, I just made Chris, Chris and Madlib and let's play.
03:36:51 Yeah.
03:36:57 Oh, I mean, deer, bird,
03:37:02 Yeah, I love it.
03:37:03 I love
03:37:05 how did you fight?
03:37:05 So you need to a a creepy object.
03:37:09 What?
03:37:11 The application.
03:37:13 You need to pick an online nickname.
03:37:17 Sparkle fart fladge.
03:37:21 Oh, yeah.
03:37:23 Sparkle fladge.
03:37:24 It is.
03:37:25 Okay.
03:37:28 Or sparkle fart fladge.
03:37:31 Circle fart a snack food antibody.
03:37:36 Popcorn.
03:37:38 What?
03:37:42 That's some body part.
03:37:46 Yeah.
03:37:47 We need a verb ending in ING.
03:37:52 Masturbating.
03:37:55 Well, that one's probably gonna fit right in, but
03:37:59 I also.
03:38:01 We need.
03:38:04 Or the same creepy object as earlier.
03:38:07 What did you say?
03:38:08 Dolphin dildo.
03:38:13 And you need an excuse,
03:38:16 masturbating.
03:38:18 Again.
03:38:21 And we need the same excuse.
03:38:25 Rest. Where do you get again?
03:38:27 Plural. Noun.
03:38:28 There's lots of masturbate ING over. Yeah.
03:38:31 Full frontal, mannequin mannequins
03:38:35 masturbating with mannequins.
03:38:37 Yeah, well, mannequin mannequins? Yep.
03:38:40 Maybe reading this on my spelling doesn't matter.
03:38:42 Past tense verb.
03:38:44 Oh, That's, I'm sorry.
03:38:48 Ducts. Duct.
03:38:51 No. No ducts.
03:38:52 Oh, duck.
03:38:53 Ducks.
03:38:53 Oh, I got duck yet.
03:38:54 Ducks. Yeah. He a single.
03:38:57 It is. No is duct.
03:38:59 It has to be duct. Duct
03:39:02 got I panicked I ducks.
03:39:04 Yeah you're right. All right. Yeah. Age.
03:39:07 Oh, God. 47.
03:39:10 Yeah. My current age.
03:39:13 Something you'd regret saying.
03:39:16 Nigga.
03:39:21 Same creepy object as earlier.
03:39:22 Wow, that thing keeps coming up.
03:39:25 Oh, yeah.
03:39:25 A drink, no dolphin.
03:39:30 Wait.
03:39:30 Trust dolphin.
03:39:31 What's up? Oh, drink.
03:39:33 I'll drink to that.
03:39:35 Oh. I'm sorry, I don't think he's.
03:39:38 Oh, boy, you're making me spell some shit.
03:39:42 All right.
03:39:42 Actually, snack food.
03:39:46 Oh, cock.
03:39:50 That's a chicken.
03:39:51 I'm sorry. What? I'm sorry.
03:39:55 You said cock.
03:39:56 Okay, cracker. Is.
03:40:00 A dramatic exclamation.
03:40:04 Ouch!
03:40:07 And a crime.
03:40:12 Sodomy,
03:40:14 I put master, I already put masterpiece.
03:40:17 That's flatulence.
03:40:18 That's nouns.
03:40:19 I just it this is what I just learned.
03:40:22 This.
03:40:23 This is quite large.
03:40:27 Oh, we're almost done.
03:40:29 We're almost done.
03:40:29 We got two more. Something embarrassing to carry.
03:40:33 Something embarrassing you carry.
03:40:35 Oh, that's big.
03:40:39 What the fuck?
03:40:41 And then finally, an emotion.
03:40:46 Hangry.
03:40:48 It's a combination of angry and angry.
03:40:51 I have a hangry shirt. Okay. Yeah. The scene.
03:40:53 Chris Hansen enters, stage left.
03:40:55 You're seated awkwardly holding a dildo.
03:40:57 Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat right over there?
03:41:00 Sparkle fladge.
03:41:02 Yeah.
03:41:02 You glance nervously at the popcorn in your lap, wiping your twat
03:41:06 because that's enough.
03:41:07 What exactly were you planning on doing here tonight?
03:41:10 Masturbating.
03:41:10 You say while holding a dildo, you stammer out an excuse.
03:41:14 I was just masturbating.
03:41:16 I swear,
03:41:18 Chris Hansen says. Right.
03:41:19 Just here masturbating. That's why you brought.
03:41:22 That's why you.
03:41:24 That's why you did bring mannequins.
03:41:27 That doesn't make sense, because I panicked, I ducked, okay.
03:41:32 Chris Hansen So when you said you knew she was 46
03:41:35 and that you wanted to nigger, what did you mean by that?
03:41:39 I'll let you answer.
03:41:43 What did you mean by that?
03:41:44 Nothing. All right.
03:41:45 You try to hide behind your dildo, Chris Hansen,
03:41:48 and you thought it was appropriate to being boring, though.
03:41:51 Sex in a box of cocks.
03:41:53 Okay,
03:41:55 I mumble, I brought those for me.
03:42:01 No, Hanson.
03:42:02 Ouch.
03:42:03 That's what I said when I read this chat log.
03:42:06 Chris. Silence, a silence.
03:42:09 Chris Hanson, do you realize showing up here is considered
03:42:13 masturbating?
03:42:15 No, no, you dropped your chapstick.
03:42:18 Can I go, Chris Hansen?
03:42:19 That's not up to me.
03:42:20 I think you know what happens next.
03:42:23 Cue the sirens.
03:42:25 Your face melts into a puddle of hangry.
03:42:28 Wow. End scene.
03:42:33 Yeah.
03:42:34 The incompetent pledge lives as above, so below.
03:42:39 Oh. Oh, wait.
03:42:41 What?
03:42:44 I, Gary.
03:42:49 Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
03:42:53 As above and so below we call so blows.
03:42:58 Lady.
03:42:58 And for sure we're doing it our way.
03:43:02 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:43:05 Brady and Dawn show.
03:43:07 It's Brady and Rory. It's their show now.
03:43:10 Brady. Draw.
03:43:21 I forgot to say Chris Hansen
03:43:23 is leaning in when he says, that's not up to me, is he?
03:43:28 That, that probably changed the entire whole thing before I left.
03:43:33 No. Yeah.
03:43:35 I don't think he left.
03:43:38 I do think that drawer left, though.
03:43:41 Oh, he did leave that shit.
03:43:44 Poor guy.
03:43:45 I'm bad. I know he's just frozen.
03:43:48 I think he's just frozen.
03:43:50 To be better is the reason why you on?
03:43:53 We aren't better because we want to be.
03:43:58 Because the road to hell is
03:43:59 paved with good intentions.
03:44:02 Because all the do gooders in the world, whether they are doing good for others
03:44:05 or doing it for themselves, are troublemakers
03:44:07 on the basis of kindly let me help you all year round.
03:44:09 So the monk keeps putting a slightly arbitrary.
03:44:14 Distance British.
03:44:15 Jonathan okay, I have been on
03:44:18 there usually. Great.
03:44:19 That's not great.
03:44:22 I don't know that gentleman
03:44:24 yeah, I went through everything
03:44:26 nice, so I got good news. Great.
03:44:28 What do you guys think of the monologue?
03:44:30 I was eight minutes long, but then Gary showed up with a ten minute.
03:44:34 There was so much better.
03:44:36 I think your time is a little off today.
03:44:39 That's okay.
03:44:40 I thought it was phenomenal.
03:44:43 Thanks.
03:44:43 You're pretty sure yours was about
03:44:46 10 to 12 minutes long and Gary's was about three minutes.
03:44:50 Five seconds?
03:44:51 Yeah. We talked so fast.
03:44:53 And he he crammed a lot of stuff into that.
03:44:57 Right?
03:44:58 He knows what he's doing.
03:44:59 He's like reading his nose or something.
03:45:01 He's got a favorite part
03:45:04 is when he kind of separated from your concepts and realized
03:45:07 and admitted that he, as a creator,
03:45:10 well, you don't have a creator,
03:45:14 so do you?
03:45:16 No, I don't come on.
03:45:20 It's not on the keyboard, but that's my problem
03:45:24 with Aldous Huxley is
03:45:28 he has a problem with materialism.
03:45:30 I could reduce everything down to particles,
03:45:35 molecules, waves.
03:45:38 Like we're just vibrations at this point.
03:45:41 Are you sure we just put down?
03:45:44 There's.
03:45:45 I'm reasonably certain.
03:45:49 As reasonably certain as there's a moon. Yes.
03:45:52 Oh, do you have that all that.
03:45:55 You know, he played it.
03:45:57 Well, we did, there's a mood.
03:46:00 We did it.
03:46:01 Paul's video will open your eyes to the
03:46:04 the nonexistence of.
03:46:05 Yeah. Paul.
03:46:07 Yeah. Philomene. His friend. Paul.
03:46:09 Yep, yep.
03:46:10 He'll put you on to some good stuff.
03:46:12 We will.
03:46:15 But you can see the the strings
03:46:17 on the astronauts that make them look like they're in your own.
03:46:23 Or. And watching you.
03:46:25 I don't know.
03:46:27 Oh, I've seen this.
03:46:29 He got a record. Really nice car.
03:46:32 Oh, we. Oh.
03:46:39 Oh, yeah.
03:46:41 Right. Bad.
03:46:42 Been there.
03:46:44 Yeah.
03:46:46 That's harsh.
03:46:48 On that exciting note,
03:46:50 the kids going to go to bed can I can't.
03:46:53 Nighty night. As thanks for.
03:46:55 Oh, of course. There you go.
03:46:57 It was a blast. Okay. Bye.
03:46:59 Okay, bye.
03:47:00 As above. So below. As above.
03:47:01 That's how you close out the show.
03:47:04 I'll tell you what it lasted, though.
03:47:05 It was.
03:47:07 It was.
03:47:09 We got a special election here in class.
03:47:11 And tomorrow I just want to cast gold.
03:47:14 Where is this city? Near where I live.
03:47:16 And I want to tell everybody to go out and vote. No.
03:47:20 Proposal one.
03:47:22 But a fun fact.
03:47:24 Every millage you might be muted.
03:47:27 Our every, every millage
03:47:30 has always voted yes.
03:47:31 Every tax increase is always voted every time.
03:47:33 The only the only vote that I ever remember no was for
03:47:37 marijuana retail storefronts in the city.
03:47:40 I muted
03:47:42 I can, I can,
03:47:44 but that's the first time we've time tonight.
03:47:47 First time also. Goddamn it really?
03:47:50 Yeah.
03:47:50 Fuck.
03:47:53 Can we start over?
03:47:54 Yeah. Oh. I'm sorry.
03:47:55 There's another amendment to the charter where they want to actually term limit
03:47:59 the council members.
03:48:00 I'm for that.
03:48:02 Really?
03:48:04 I think all political positions, all positions, in fact,
03:48:07 should be term limited.
03:48:10 I don't want to have, like, a third and fourth generation career politician
03:48:13 that doesn't know anything except living the life of a politician.
03:48:17 I want people that live in society to rotate in fact, wouldn't it be fun
03:48:20 if you got picked, just like jury duty, to go serve as some political position
03:48:25 and then and then after your six weeks or two weeks or one week
03:48:28 or eight months or whatever the limit the term is, you literally just go back.
03:48:32 Your job is guaranteed when people actually give a shit about politics.
03:48:35 If you were going,
03:48:36 you know, you were part of the society and said it was elevated class
03:48:39 that is completely isolated from the rules they make.
03:48:42 Sorry, that's my quick political rant.
03:48:50 You guys can wrap up the show,
03:48:51 let me know when you're done as well. So.
03:49:06 What did he say?
03:49:11 This broad. To.
03:49:25 Okay.
03:49:25 This is not a discourse.
03:49:27 He's going help us with a song about that song.
03:49:34 Oh, well.
03:49:36 And the parts to go to break.
03:49:39 What's in your pants?
03:49:40 And I'm coming to you.
03:49:42 Your house, government, private house.
03:49:47 On going on between.
03:49:55 Your.
03:49:57 Three.
03:50:03 If someone has to single touch on the office.
03:50:06 I said keep it secret.
03:50:08 And you know I don't mind.
03:50:10 So when it comes to your quick.
03:50:13 Well, don't take it out
03:50:16 for what's in your pockets.
03:50:18 And I'm gonna do.
03:50:19 You know, I'm gonna say you won't.
03:50:25 But up
03:50:27 here, I'm be okay.
03:50:31 And I'm attracted by this single I love you, I love you.
03:50:35 Carry the children, gonna your.
03:50:42 Home carry.
03:50:47 Enough.
03:50:48 You're a great
03:50:50 come down from the top.
03:50:55 Maybe go down.
03:50:59 Like you got nothing to me
03:51:01 I get it funny.
03:51:07 Hey, Bob, it's time for a little talk.
03:51:10 All right?
03:51:11 Gets a deep breath.
03:51:12 Time to pledge your questionable allegiance.
03:51:14 Stand up or don't.
03:51:16 What is your earliest memory? But know this.
03:51:19 The guilt will find you.
03:51:20 Place your hand on your beverage and repeat after me.
03:51:24 I solemnly do not swear to disrespect reality rants when attacked by thoughts
03:51:30 to boo all neighbors pipes, honorable ohms and to defend flags.
03:51:34 Rants live against logic, reason in mouth, noises.
03:51:37 Do I accept that draw is real?
03:51:40 That an
03:51:41 afterlife is regardless, and that I am probably wrong about both?
03:51:46 I vow to correct others grammar with maximum pains to make fun of myself
03:51:50 and laugh at my own jokes louder than is appropriate, and to remember
03:51:54 if it makes too much sense, it's probably a trap.
03:51:56 So help me. Nothing to say.
03:51:59 Okay. Fine. You did it.
03:52:01 Forget it. You're officially in unitard.
03:52:04 There's no going back now.
03:52:06 Welcome to Rants Live.
03:52:08 The only way out is the wall.
03:52:14 Any last words?
03:52:15 Deadpool.
03:52:18 And wait.
03:52:20 Hold on. Shut up. Renaldo,
03:52:23 I'm trying to get to know Bob.
03:52:27 Who the fuck is Bob?
03:52:31 I said, who the fuck is Bob?
03:52:34 I'm putting on my therapist hat for a second.
03:52:37 Where do you see yourself in?
03:52:38 Say, 115 years?
03:52:42 I see myself dead.
03:52:49 Where do you see yourself?
03:52:50 You're not going to answer me?
03:52:51 That's unusual.
03:52:53 But how do you think that shapes you as a person?
03:52:56 Well, I'm thinking it.
03:52:57 It makes me a better person.
03:52:58 But again, I'm. I'm dead.
03:53:02 And what do you think the role of that is?
03:53:05 The fact that I haven't ended the show yet.
03:53:09 Hold on.
03:53:10 Okay, well, it seems as though you're a horse trapped in a people body.
03:53:15 Giddy up.