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Fladge Rants Live #103 Convention | Please Remain Seated Because We’ve Always Done It This Way

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00:00:00 It's just a scripted fiction.
00:00:02 To me,
00:00:02 these guys are not experts,
00:00:03 doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well adjusted.
00:00:06 Everything you hear is opinion exaggeration.
00:00:08 So they're nonsense.
00:00:10 Any resemblance
00:00:11 to real people, events or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental and hilarious.
00:00:15 They are not responsible for emotional damage,
00:00:17 cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges.
00:00:20 This is conventional viewer discretion is advised, especially
00:00:23 if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
00:00:25 This is a late show.
00:00:26 It's not for kids. Your boss or Karen from HR.
00:00:28 Isn't that a hearing about this, by the way?
00:00:31 Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
00:00:34 Flash Rants live is filmed.
00:00:35 What's going on?
00:00:36 Studio audience.
00:00:39 Don't have a show today.
00:00:44 Why am I so short?
00:00:49 Hey, I'm here to die.
00:00:51 Here.
00:00:53 Over here.
00:00:54 This. No.
00:01:05 I am tired now.
00:01:07 And what am.
00:01:10 Do you know why you do some of the things you miss?
00:01:14 Not you guys.
00:01:14 Do not miss the fight.
00:01:17 Isn't there a song or something? You.
00:01:30 Rant on
00:01:32 and move your camera down.
00:01:34 Move your camera down a little bit.
00:01:36 You look like that Kilroy, dude.
00:01:38 It says he's muted.
00:01:44 But I didn't mute him.
00:01:48 He's got.
00:01:49 If you go to the audio thing, he's got a little mute in his bottom right corner.
00:01:52 I think he's all right.
00:01:55 I'm going to I'm going to click permanent mute and see what happens.
00:02:00 Undo permanent mute.
00:02:01 No, it's not me.
00:02:02 It's on your side. Gary, what's going on?
00:02:05 What the hell?
00:02:07 Let's put it over here.
00:02:08 Is what? Everybody. At least we can see him.
00:02:10 We can't hear you.
00:02:12 Can't hear you.
00:02:14 Check your shit.
00:02:21 Oh, no.
00:02:22 It was kind of weird that we heard him right up until the show started.
00:02:28 Right.
00:02:33 Are you.
00:02:33 Are you unmuted? You're muting yours.
00:02:35 You're just see now just showing off.
00:02:37 There's no point showing off.
00:02:38 Clearly he's having technical difficulties
00:02:40 because the phone, the Android phone Rumble app sucks.
00:02:43 If all the viewers are wondering
00:02:45 what the hell is going on, we're having trouble at the Rumble studio.
00:02:48 Very typical.
00:02:49 I think that's why most people don't use it.
00:02:53 But,
00:02:55 there has not been one fucked up on tonight's show.
00:02:59 I guess I can go on the phone and look.
00:03:04 I mean, on mine, there were two red. You go.
00:03:06 There you go.
00:03:08 There you go do that.
00:03:09 I do that myself.
00:03:10 I could do it myself. Can you hear me?
00:03:13 Yes I can.
00:03:14 Is your phone right now vertical or horizontal?
00:03:18 Is it up and down or is it wide?
00:03:20 Vertical.
00:03:22 Okay.
00:03:23 What's crazy is I'll put it horizontal
00:03:25 and see what happens if you're sideways or not.
00:03:28 I am until tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
00:03:33 Vertical.
00:03:35 Yeah.
00:03:36 Perfect.
00:03:38 Okay, Jerry, welcome to flash drive.
00:03:40 It's live.
00:03:41 Fuck you. Perfect.
00:03:42 If it's a topic, if it's your phone,
00:03:46 if you go on your end or ahead, turn my phone off.
00:03:48 Because it was echoing. We've been here. It doesn't rotate.
00:03:50 We've got this.
00:03:51 Yeah, but if you swipe down, there's an auto rotate button on your little blue
00:03:55 buttons on the Android and it's probably probably locked right now.
00:03:58 Auto rotate is locked.
00:04:00 But if you swipe down on the tap and go to the little blue buttons
00:04:03 and find the one that says auto rotate,
00:04:06 and, and then it won't be frozen and it'll, it'll rotate like that.
00:04:11 Then one fucked up on tonight's show.
00:04:15 This is going about as smooth as the Democratic National Convention.
00:04:19 Oh, yeah.
00:04:22 Though rotate is already on.
00:04:27 Turn it off.
00:04:29 I did, and then turn it back on.
00:04:32 I did that, okay.
00:04:33 And then rotate your camera and then rotate my phone
00:04:38 carefully. Oh, Lord. What?
00:04:40 Fuck, man.
00:04:42 All right then what do you want to do?
00:04:44 Oh my God.
00:04:47 I want to hold my phone like this.
00:04:49 All right,
00:04:51 well, just try to get your face on there, and then it should be fine.
00:04:54 There are three definitions of convention.
00:04:58 The first one is a,
00:05:00 group or, a meeting or,
00:05:04 a get together of people with a specific,
00:05:09 interest or goal in mind.
00:05:17 Another word for that is,
00:05:21 conference.
00:05:23 That's the con in Comic Con,
00:05:26 where all those weirdo nerds get together
00:05:29 and they dress up in the costumes that look like,
00:05:33 Well, this guy here, that guy there, that guy right there
00:05:37 carry around a guy that looks like that right there.
00:05:40 And that's a, that's a convention of sorts.
00:05:43 The the G 12 summit.
00:05:46 The G20 summit.
00:05:48 I would like a little fact checking on this.
00:05:50 What, eight countries get denied the G 12 access that,
00:05:56 that are in the the eight countries that are in the G20.
00:06:01 So that's when politicians from other countries
00:06:04 get together and decide what they're going to do,
00:06:07 about global warming or the, the climate crisis or,
00:06:12 or to dim the sun or, reduce green greenhouse emissions.
00:06:18 And they,
00:06:22 they make an agreement.
00:06:24 And that brings us to our second definition, which is,
00:06:29 a convention of is this an agreement
00:06:33 like the Geneva Convention is a good example.
00:06:38 But the third definition is what we're talking about today.
00:06:43 And that is
00:06:45 convention.
00:06:47 It is the way we choose to do things.
00:06:49 A UN agreed upon majority rules, standard
00:06:55 for which by which we operate.
00:06:59 And so a lot of it's to keep us safe.
00:07:01 It's a lot of benchmark processes that are just the best way to do things
00:07:05 that we've well established, like the the language we use, the words we use.
00:07:10 It's agreed upon that these words mean
00:07:13 certain things and so that so that we can understand each other.
00:07:17 That is convention.
00:07:19 Like it is conventional for me to have
00:07:23 my, thing framed, something like that.
00:07:27 But I can just do it like this.
00:07:32 And that defies convention now, doesn't it? But,
00:07:36 I kind of
00:07:39 want to rant today about a couple of different things.
00:07:44 I've noticed a trend I used to collect, basketball and hockey cards.
00:07:49 I my dad used to collect baseball cards, but I think baseball is boring.
00:07:53 So I there was a whole season of cards.
00:07:55 I had the NBA hoops, cards or skybox.
00:07:58 I don't remember Fleer. Maybe. I don't even remember.
00:08:01 But I think they burned up in a fire.
00:08:03 I my my house burnt when I was a child.
00:08:07 So, that those might be gone.
00:08:11 Collectible cards are huge right now.
00:08:13 Magic the gathering.
00:08:15 I thought that went away 20 years ago.
00:08:17 It's bigger than ever.
00:08:19 People are getting these mystery boxes, opening them up online.
00:08:23 I didn't know this was going on.
00:08:25 I'm always late to the game, but, they're getting these thousand dollar
00:08:30 mystery boxes opening up, and it's a, used toy.
00:08:35 The chewed
00:08:36 up piece of gum, worthless piece of crap.
00:08:40 People are printing collectible cards.
00:08:42 Oh. Hi, Brady.
00:08:43 Look at you.
00:08:48 Oh. Look at me.
00:08:50 So. And it's pissing me off.
00:08:52 They're creating more junk, like,
00:08:57 they're making these historical cards.
00:08:58 They've got the picture of the person,
00:09:00 maybe like a version, like a copy of their autograph
00:09:03 and a scrap of paper from a book they had in their collection or something.
00:09:07 A little like a little scrap.
00:09:09 It is so useless and worthless.
00:09:13 And is it?
00:09:14 It is driving the economy a little bit because they're creating
00:09:17 value out of nothing.
00:09:19 But these companies are spending nothing,
00:09:22 sending mail out nothing, and making a fortune.
00:09:25 It's just weird.
00:09:27 Tell me what you think in the comments.
00:09:29 Oh well, I want to see if the comments even work.
00:09:32 We're, we're trying to rumble studio,
00:09:35 so that's why we started, 20 minutes late.
00:09:38 And this is this is going great, guys.
00:09:42 Roll the clip. Brady.
00:09:47 No, we can't even roll a clip.
00:09:48 Can't we?
00:09:52 Pardon my French, but son of a Bleep.
00:09:57 I've got another rant.
00:09:59 I've got conventional means of transportation.
00:10:02 I, I drive a car.
00:10:07 Oh, there it is.
00:10:11 I think that's breaking.
00:10:12 I can't pull up.
00:10:14 I can't pull up any,
00:10:16 nothing but, draw comments.
00:10:18 And what about ETFs and fungible, fungible tokens?
00:10:22 What about those types of collectibles?
00:10:26 No. Screw those.
00:10:27 Those are stupid. Two non-fungible fungible.
00:10:30 What is it? Fungible? What is it?
00:10:32 I don't know what you're talking about, but I hate it.
00:10:35 I like I
00:10:38 you're welcome.
00:10:39 Oh, so I was so distracted.
00:10:40 I don't even have a beer yet.
00:10:43 Oh, I do, Reagan, this is apropos.
00:10:46 This is today.
00:10:48 It's, a nurse's day or some crap
00:10:52 on the table by my side of the bed.
00:10:55 There is one of those little cabbage type dolls
00:10:58 in a nurse's uniform, and she is named it Nancy.
00:11:02 And let's put it there.
00:11:03 So while she's gone, it is to remind me that,
00:11:08 I have to do all those things like rest and so forth.
00:11:12 Today, May 12th, 2025, is International Nurses Day,
00:11:15 a day to mark the anniversary of Florence Nightingale birth.
00:11:19 To help underscore the critical role a healthy nursing workforce plays
00:11:22 in strengthening economics, improving health systems,
00:11:26 and ensuring better outcomes for communities worldwide.
00:11:29 In our archives is this doll named Florence,
00:11:31 gifted to President Reagan by James Legere of Texas.
00:11:34 We're not sure if it's the same nurse doll the president Reagan referenced
00:11:37 in his interview with USAID following his June 1213 surgeries to remove polyps.
00:11:42 But the timing sure does match.
00:11:45 And the table by my side of the bed.
00:11:47 Happy Nurses Day, everybody.
00:11:49 Cabbage type dolls in a nurse's uniform
00:11:53 and she is named it Nancy and has put it there.
00:11:56 So while she's gone, it is to remind me that so
00:12:00 he just that they just filmed this
00:12:04 that was just. Yeah.
00:12:05 Yeah it was for today. Yeah.
00:12:07 It's, Reagan had to say earlier today this is planes.
00:12:11 We still hear it, like rest and so forth today.
00:12:14 May 12th, 2025. Yeah, yeah.
00:12:16 Just keep playing.
00:12:17 That's going to be fucking fun,
00:12:21 So we're already having a good time on Rumble Studio.
00:12:25 Well, what are you going to do?
00:12:27 I don't know.
00:12:29 So if you
00:12:31 if you click on the little dots and then there's a way you can,
00:12:36 ellipsis Colby looks like you can select your camera.
00:12:39 So you're on a phone.
00:12:40 You may have two front facing, two rear facing cameras.
00:12:44 Yeah, well, actually, we can see you now.
00:12:46 I think we should just leave it, but.
00:12:49 Okay.
00:12:53 I'm going to keep it.
00:12:54 You're welcome.
00:12:56 I just wanted to go off a little bit on non-conventional transportation.
00:13:01 There are four.
00:13:04 I've carried four.
00:13:05 So a mount Rushmore of bicyclists.
00:13:09 Wait, wait.
00:13:13 The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:13:17 It is just, oh, they're all four.
00:13:21 And a mount Rushmore of bicyclists.
00:13:24 Correct.
00:13:25 The four children I saw riding their bicycle earlier today.
00:13:29 Children? That's number one.
00:13:31 That's one, two, three and four.
00:13:34 What about that?
00:13:35 No no no, no.
00:13:36 The rest that arm. Right.
00:13:37 So I've been banned for good for nothing.
00:13:40 Lowlife douche scumbags. But
00:13:45 it's not like children are pulling their own weight.
00:13:48 So they're also, deadbeats.
00:13:51 But, douchebag number two.
00:13:55 The recreational bicycle enthusiast.
00:14:01 With the helmet and all that crap.
00:14:03 And they get up in the cool bikes
00:14:05 and eight bikes in their garage that it can't fit a car in there anymore.
00:14:09 That that douche bag.
00:14:11 Then there's the, I have five bikes.
00:14:16 They're in my shed,
00:14:17 so you have to move them to get the lawnmower out.
00:14:21 That just tells you that you should probably change the order.
00:14:24 Same.
00:14:24 Yeah, that just means I rode the bike since I cut the grass.
00:14:27 Fuck you.
00:14:29 Okay, well, you might fit into the other two loser categories.
00:14:33 DUI guy.
00:14:35 He's the guy who has to get a job close enough to his house to ride his bike.
00:14:41 Because he is no longer allowed to drive his car.
00:14:44 And usually that's the third straight guy, because they just keep driving.
00:14:48 So, yeah, usually you get to drive them every day that
00:14:52 they smell when they get to work to do, because they didn't realize in July,
00:14:55 when you ride your bike to work, oh, you get sweaty. Yep.
00:14:59 So that's another kind of, douchebag.
00:15:03 But, there's also the, the guy with the,
00:15:08 garbage bags full of cans.
00:15:11 He's just riding around Royal Oak,
00:15:13 picking up cans, taking them to the store and getting a pint of booze. So.
00:15:20 So you got the recreational enthusiasts.
00:15:22 Those are the guys with the outfit, the spandex.
00:15:24 And then it looks like they're in the, tour de France.
00:15:29 And they're not, but they're just clogging up the, Stoney Creek Metro Park.
00:15:34 And instead of riding out the bike path, they ride in the street,
00:15:37 and then you got the loser who has lost his license to DUI
00:15:42 that has to ride his bike to work now and then you've got the loser
00:15:47 that doesn't work.
00:15:48 That can't afford a car that rides his bike around to collect returnable.
00:15:53 And and I think
00:15:56 the worst kind of loser as scumbag is children.
00:16:03 Little kids using a
00:16:04 bike as transportation toy, which is is
00:16:08 all it really is for.
00:16:12 That's interesting that you would say that.
00:16:15 Yeah.
00:16:17 I agree, you know, children, do you know.
00:16:21 No, I'm just scared of no children have either.
00:16:26 Nieces.
00:16:27 Hi, guys.
00:16:29 My niece just had a baby.
00:16:30 I did not approve of her naming the child.
00:16:34 She went with Titus Watts, and that's great.
00:16:38 If he's going to be the woman emperor.
00:16:40 But here.
00:16:41 Here's where it comes in.
00:16:42 Full circle.
00:16:45 The Roman Catholic Church
00:16:47 just picked their first American pope.
00:16:50 My American niece just named her newborn.
00:16:55 A Roman emperors name.
00:16:58 It comes full circle.
00:16:59 Crazy.
00:17:01 Isn't that crazy?
00:17:02 It comes. This is just a coincidence,
00:17:05 because that was a white smoke cross that,
00:17:13 But what?
00:17:15 I'm going to bring up this phone in such a way that I can talk without holding it.
00:17:21 Oh, there was only a device.
00:17:24 Well, I've got this thing that holds it.
00:17:26 Well, then I have to kind of stand.
00:17:27 Oh, wait. Here.
00:17:29 If it works great.
00:17:31 You look like the host and everything.
00:17:32 We look like your little sidekick.
00:17:34 It's good, it's good.
00:17:36 Oh, yeah. So you get closer.
00:17:37 It's great.
00:17:38 It's so good.
00:17:41 It's no good, is it?
00:17:42 I've got more on convention, but.
00:17:44 Oh, look how little I have.
00:17:49 Yeah.
00:17:49 You probably suspect that negotiated peace treaties with Romulans.
00:17:53 Less confusing than this.
00:17:55 You're on here.
00:17:57 Can you hear that?
00:17:58 Son of a bitch?
00:18:00 I can't give you anything.
00:18:01 You know, you guys don't know what I do on this screen during the show.
00:18:04 And now you hear it all. I don't know what to do about that.
00:18:07 What,
00:18:09 what do you. Where are you?
00:18:10 Where are you plugging it from?
00:18:11 Can you change?
00:18:13 Where am I?
00:18:13 Am I what, two plus I where am I to?
00:18:16 You'd have to.
00:18:17 You'd have to go into the audio and then close the mute.
00:18:19 Mute it for me.
00:18:20 I have to unshare my screen and then reshare it every time.
00:18:24 Yeah I do, it's a learning curve right off.
00:18:26 Yeah.
00:18:27 So my next question, this is just going to be technical.
00:18:29 Most of the show.
00:18:31 Can you share your screen or not even.
00:18:33 Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:34 Oh that's that's good.
00:18:35 All right I was hoping
00:18:36 because if you can't even do that we'll just go back to StreamYard.
00:18:38 Well no, because I mean we were talking about this anyway
00:18:40 and I kind of had this generically pulled up. Okay.
00:18:42 So I just so cheap to when I tried to quit,
00:18:44 they want $480 or whatever for a year's worth of StreamYard.
00:18:48 And then they still want you to pay more for the premium platinum door.
00:18:52 Right. And sharing my screen.
00:18:53 But I don't see it.
00:18:55 Right.
00:18:55 Because we have to you have to click on presentation at the top.
00:18:58 There.
00:18:59 And this is
00:19:00 the only way we can share a screen with us covering most of it.
00:19:03 This isn't my screen either right?
00:19:06 What?
00:19:08 You know.
00:19:09 Yeah, I have to share my screen.
00:19:14 Okay, so I guess
00:19:16 I guess I'm ignorant
00:19:18 being a Catholic at.
00:19:19 Well, I think they they pick their own names.
00:19:23 Since when? Yeah.
00:19:25 The papal name.
00:19:27 So you have a fake pope?
00:19:29 You're a fake pope.
00:19:30 You're not a real pope. That's didn't go by your real name.
00:19:32 Is that he does that?
00:19:34 Wait, where'd you go? Gary?
00:19:36 Oh, great.
00:19:38 Your title just changes their name.
00:19:41 Hahaha. Of Donald Trump being president.
00:19:42 We call him like, you know, Ishmael.
00:19:44 You know, it's like, no, change his name, Like what?
00:19:49 It's like when celebrities name themselves.
00:19:52 My, take on it is they're going to do such, such bad shit
00:19:55 that they want to do it under an alias.
00:19:59 Oh, what do you think, Tom?
00:20:03 I'm just going to call you dome from now on, because that's all I can see.
00:20:07 It's almost as if you can't, like, tilt the like.
00:20:10 Well, no.
00:20:11 So this is why, though.
00:20:12 Because, listen, when we go from presentation to this, that's it's.
00:20:15 Wait, wait. No, you're pretty low. What's wrong?
00:20:16 I take back what I was going to say. How pretty.
00:20:19 He's like a quarter of the screen here I get.
00:20:22 Sorry. What is it? In the corner.
00:20:25 Oh, there I was.
00:20:26 That, My lord, what's.
00:20:28 It's on auto now. What's duo?
00:20:30 Oh, Ryan.
00:20:32 Oh, I forgot them.
00:20:33 One fuck up our team like.
00:20:37 Look like so StreamYard, if I select this one,
00:20:39 it shows all three of us in like little ribbon pattern.
00:20:41 This one just says fuck you. Third, third chair.
00:20:46 What? Wow.
00:20:46 What?
00:20:48 Why are you. Good child?
00:20:50 Childlike laughter
00:20:52 I know I have that same magic.
00:20:54 An actual child.
00:20:58 All right, so what do you want to do?
00:20:59 You want to just keep rolling through it or.
00:21:01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:03 But I'm going to try to fix my, my, camera set up here.
00:21:07 Well, but if you do, I'll just change it.
00:21:09 I mean,
00:21:11 yeah.
00:21:13 And this sharing screen, I mean, what
00:21:15 pupil. Yes.
00:21:18 What kind of share screen is this?
00:21:19 When we're covering
00:21:21 the pupil, we're covering it all.
00:21:25 The pupil.
00:21:28 I mean, what are we covering?
00:21:31 A lot of the shared screen.
00:21:35 Like I like the other one.
00:21:36 Yeah. Every 15 minutes, roughly. Yeah.
00:21:38 It puts us over on the left, and then the shared screen
00:21:42 is fully visible on the right.
00:21:43 Oh, I gotcha. Yeah, I like that better. Yeah.
00:21:47 Like, I could imagine that when it gets
00:21:48 to the creative portion of the show, this may block some of the creativity.
00:21:53 Right.
00:21:55 So, what what where we had a convention.
00:21:58 Is this what this is?
00:21:59 Fuck by.
00:22:00 No, I there's one convention that,
00:22:03 I don't think Gary mentioned, and that would be. Yes.
00:22:07 You're just like a fucking poet.
00:22:09 Say that again.
00:22:10 I don't think there's one thing convention you mentioned
00:22:14 the nerd convention.
00:22:16 How's my family?
00:22:18 Wait, they're not called.
00:22:19 They're called cons, not convention.
00:22:21 Can't see the sign anymore, though.
00:22:23 It's kind of a conference.
00:22:26 Do I know it's short for convention?
00:22:29 Our convention? Yes.
00:22:31 Short for conventionally.
00:22:35 Because that's what I like. The view.
00:22:36 But watch, watch what happens when I do this.
00:22:39 Oh, wait.
00:22:40 That's good, that's good.
00:22:41 If your head's in the middle, it seems to be.
00:22:45 I like it in the middle.
00:22:47 Crazy.
00:22:47 There's a no draw, but I like the. No.
00:22:50 There's a German.
00:22:51 Yeah. Dual means no. No to a button.
00:22:54 It's okay. All right.
00:22:55 I'm not offended.
00:22:56 I call
00:22:58 I don't give a shit.
00:23:03 All right, well, so anything I had planned is just out the window.
00:23:06 I don't I'm not even sure if I can get it on my screen.
00:23:09 Oh, this is this whole thing is defied convention.
00:23:13 I don't have a Sabrina bumper.
00:23:15 I don't have so much.
00:23:17 Oh, we don't have bumpers, so let's let's bitch about do.
00:23:20 So we're bitching about Rumble Studio all the time.
00:23:22 Let's bitch about StreamYard a moment.
00:23:24 So I do, I do digital and web services for living.
00:23:28 One of the things that I do for my customers
00:23:30 is I make everything portable and module,
00:23:32 modular, module modular, affordable and modular.
00:23:35 And then I have a translator so they can understand me more from our
00:23:39 one of those.
00:23:40 What that does is if they want to leave me everything they have since they own it,
00:23:44 I don't hold them hostage like a lot of these services do.
00:23:46 Like for example, Comcast email.
00:23:48 I have a lot of clients that are connected.
00:23:50 I want to keep Comcast just because my email.
00:23:53 So that's kind of expensive email.
00:23:56 I'm like, you know, they have free email.
00:23:57 I mean, they'll track everything you do
00:23:59 and read it like Google and Yahoo, but it's free.
00:24:02 No, they want to pay $240
00:24:05 a month for Comcast TV so they can have their email.
00:24:09 And StreamYard the reason I was bringing that up, all the assets that we have
00:24:12 and they're all 100.
00:24:13 Did they allow you 100 for the package we were in?
00:24:16 None of those has a download button,
00:24:19 so some of them are somewhere on a hard drive on maybe, you know,
00:24:22 two years ago and I have them somewhere, but it was very hard to find.
00:24:25 So what I did is I just recorded my camera.
00:24:28 I mean, I recaptured my screen just playing all those assets.
00:24:32 So I'm going to have to cut that video and bring them back into here.
00:24:34 It's going to take a little while a couple of weeks maybe.
00:24:39 But StreamYard please put a download button on there.
00:24:42 Allow people to download.
00:24:43 Those are my assets. They're not your assets.
00:24:46 You don't own them.
00:24:47 I was just putting them up there
00:24:48 and I was paying you to make them easily playable on our show.
00:24:50 And now they're stuck.
00:24:52 They're held hostage.
00:24:53 And people, I bet you there's a lot of people
00:24:55 that are like, shit, what should I do?
00:24:56 And they have a little bit of technical difficulty
00:24:58 and they just say, fuck it, we'll stay at StreamYard like they're held hostage.
00:25:03 Oh, that's my room.
00:25:06 So I think it's it's a good life lesson.
00:25:10 Oh, yeah.
00:25:11 Yeah, I don't know.
00:25:12 StreamYard and Rumble studio.
00:25:14 I mean, you're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
00:25:25 But what should I do?
00:25:27 How do I, Don't you tell us in the comments?
00:25:30 Should we just fork over the money to StreamYard?
00:25:34 Should we try these in any
00:25:37 framework, or should we?
00:25:39 If you put anything in the comments so we can't show them,
00:25:42 I said show live chat and it only shows help solve.
00:25:47 I can't read it because it's behind that.
00:25:48 Do I have to finally break down and invest in the show?
00:25:52 Help solve for the win?
00:25:53 So like somebody chat right now Ryan chat something,
00:25:56 see if it shows up on the right side of the screen there.
00:25:59 I did chat something earlier.
00:26:00 I did two in Rumble minutes ago.
00:26:03 Yes, sorry I didn't turn this thing message after for
00:26:08 oh yeah, that's it's private messages just for us
00:26:12 now. I did it on the regular one.
00:26:13 I did all
00:26:14 yeah, I'll do it on the
00:26:17 I don't know I mean so
00:26:19 this is a great test run I love this you know this is great.
00:26:22 Great. This is a great show.
00:26:24 Yeah. Super great.
00:26:26 If I wasn't working 12 hours all week and a trial run on Thursday,
00:26:29 or I see one comment
00:26:33 I'm going to comment right now.
00:26:35 This is great.
00:26:36 This is really good TV though.
00:26:37 It makes for a really good TV.
00:26:40 That's double our average.
00:26:42 What are we doing? Right.
00:26:43 Because I haven't noticed one thing.
00:26:44 All right.
00:26:46 I've never watched any of it.
00:26:47 Yeah it's showing up. It's showing up now.
00:26:49 That's great.
00:26:50 So like ten minutes into it and I was like I would have to post it.
00:26:54 Now it just shows up right over my face.
00:26:58 That's great.
00:26:59 We'll try to read that.
00:27:00 If you want to show up in big, bold letters with a big box around it,
00:27:03 you could donate.
00:27:04 I'm not sure where you can do that.
00:27:06 I think it's right.
00:27:09 That way it's right.
00:27:11 I know exactly. You mean.
00:27:13 Yeah.
00:27:14 Somewhere right around there.
00:27:16 Oh, really?
00:27:18 Oh I see. Wait, it's under you.
00:27:20 I don't like you.
00:27:21 Point with your right hand, Gary.
00:27:23 Like that?
00:27:25 It's right there.
00:27:26 Nope. Straight down.
00:27:28 All right.
00:27:29 If you click that join button right there,
00:27:32 participants or follow
00:27:36 pants.
00:27:36 Oh, I don't have pants so I can't hands it says yes right.
00:27:40 The song about pants boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
00:27:44 You can pull it up, have it queued up and not pulling up your pants.
00:27:48 There's a caller right there.
00:27:51 My pants are saying caller.
00:27:52 There's no call. It's not a drill. Caller
00:27:55 and it says it right there.
00:27:57 Should I kick them out?
00:27:59 I can kick them there.
00:28:01 Be in if somebody calls in, the audio's not working anyways because oh I know,
00:28:07 I know why, I know why because the stupid rebel studio won't show
00:28:10 unless I turn on the camera in here, right?
00:28:12 God damn you Rumble studio.
00:28:14 You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
00:28:19 Maybe that would help, I don't know.
00:28:21 Yeah, you can just off your dick there.
00:28:25 So there we go.
00:28:26 See, my keys are on X.
00:28:27 You got 32 million followers.
00:28:29 So you're one of the most followed people. Wait, wait.
00:28:32 Now look that look, look at look right now you're not going to take.
00:28:35 You're not going to take inches off like bro.
00:28:38 Like how many followers do I have?
00:28:41 Oh, how many is it?
00:28:42 No colors today.
00:28:44 I think you could do the study.
00:28:45 You got a whole staff over there.
00:28:46 I thought it was 30 same million. How many is it?
00:28:49 You obviously.
00:28:49 No, I mean, no, I mean don't don't help them out.
00:28:54 You know, they, I'm telling you.
00:28:57 Yeah.
00:28:58 I think you're following that. I thought. No,
00:29:01 no, congratulations.
00:29:02 Your information is correct.
00:29:04 You're not just some, you know, dude trying to serve.
00:29:07 You know, I'm a gift, bro. Yeah.
00:29:09 I mean, why why why do all you people in media
00:29:13 act like you have people between you and or graduations or at funerals?
00:29:18 And when your child was born, you know, you take somebody that's living like,
00:29:22 which is new.
00:29:22 So, you talk about this new release
00:29:25 and you just take all this time to just like that nuance right there.
00:29:29 It's it's idiotic.
00:29:31 It just shows the hate that you put out for people that put love.
00:29:34 There's so much love and
00:29:36 respect.
00:29:37 So many. Yeah. What what are you talking about?
00:29:39 I haven't said anything. What do you talk about?
00:29:41 It's dirty.
00:29:42 Okay.
00:29:42 Now you're not taking accountability or responsibility literally.
00:29:46 You. You said, you know, out.
00:29:49 Of course I need your mind.
00:29:50 I need a no. No, sir.
00:29:53 This is what you get.
00:29:54 I'll be right back. I have to go find a new job.
00:29:57 Back when you can count it.
00:29:58 Pretty much.
00:29:59 Okay.
00:30:02 And I been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
00:30:06 Yeah, you can count on me being out in the parking lot.
00:30:09 You can count on this show being numbered.
00:30:12 So 103 by the
00:30:15 artist.
00:30:15 He's brilliant. Well, I find him entertaining.
00:30:18 Still. Do you?
00:30:19 Do you find him? Just.
00:30:20 Do you think he's trying to be controversial?
00:30:21 Do you think he's just trying to be an asshole?
00:30:22 Just fucking with media?
00:30:24 All right, if you're if that's a serious question.
00:30:27 Yeah, I think I finally get to his head. The CT.
00:30:29 No, I think that, yeah, he's obviously a little bit crazy.
00:30:32 He's a little bit of a showman.
00:30:33 And right now you have to be insane to be a showman,
00:30:35 because otherwise you're just every other showman.
00:30:38 And he's fixating on.
00:30:39 He lost everything, right?
00:30:40 He lost.
00:30:41 Is that Nike at what was it Adidas?
00:30:43 Yes I did fuck him over. Yeah.
00:30:45 But and he's blaming you know he's blaming.
00:30:48 We're still on we're still on YouTube.
00:30:50 He's blaming you know
00:30:53 not the blue juice but the orange juice
00:30:57 I love that.
00:30:58 All right.
00:30:59 And so once he's got his target, that group of people I think he thinks
00:31:03 that they're ultimately responsible for everything now allegedly.
00:31:08 So you know that's why he's doing the whole
00:31:10 I mean, from a perspective
00:31:12 of being in Hollywood and the fact that they do have a lot
00:31:15 of positions in Hollywood for whatever reason, not saying that that's who cares.
00:31:18 But I mean, his go to Dick right now is the type of people is to something.
00:31:23 They just are inherently good at something.
00:31:24 Who cares?
00:31:25 You know, athletes are, you know, certain demographics sometimes.
00:31:29 Which demographic is that foolish?
00:31:32 I'm just saying. I'm talking about a shot putter.
00:31:34 Typically shot putters are polish. You're right.
00:31:38 Wrestlers German?
00:31:40 Sure.
00:31:41 What about basketball players?
00:31:42 What are they?
00:31:43 Typically Hispanic,
00:31:46 I think.
00:31:47 So you think of a baseball,
00:31:50 Dominican?
00:31:52 I don't know.
00:31:52 I mean, can Republic.
00:31:56 I mean, there's anything not that there's anything.
00:31:58 I don't give a shit.
00:32:01 Wait, I got some just shoemaker.
00:32:03 Wait, what did you say?
00:32:06 You one two is going to be us in China.
00:32:09 I love this place.
00:32:10 Gary. It's Germany in the UK.
00:32:12 I always get in.
00:32:14 Who's next?
00:32:17 That the world could?
00:32:19 Japan in general.
00:32:21 She's cheap. Cheese it.
00:32:24 What's cheese
00:32:27 this show?
00:32:27 Cheese.
00:32:35 Due. It's.
00:32:39 Is he saying blue cheese thing?
00:32:44 Blue cheese.
00:32:45 Alright.
00:32:46 I like it with some blue cheese,
00:32:49 but it's baru.
00:32:51 What's the difference?
00:32:53 Cheese.
00:32:55 Wait, the cheese.
00:32:58 That's totally not confusing.
00:33:03 Great.
00:33:04 Now you've pinpointed the problem to do.
00:33:06 How do you say map in Japanese?
00:33:09 Baru cheese. Oh.
00:33:14 I don't think you said that right.
00:33:17 They bring you beat their crunch I
00:33:20 so I if I should call, I'll make a client.
00:33:27 Oh give me too a try.
00:33:30 One just 10000.
00:33:40 Did you hear the get a higher Gary or.
00:33:42 No I did no
00:33:46 you didn't hear it I didn't hear it.
00:33:49 I can
00:33:51 I came for this.
00:33:53 So it's weird that.
00:33:56 All right.
00:33:56 Wait. Ryan, can you hear this?
00:33:58 What?
00:34:03 I'll be right back.
00:34:04 I have to go find a new jabber.
00:34:06 How could he if I came over and I said yes, I bet.
00:34:09 Wait. I just want to know.
00:34:10 Ryan. Can you. I'm going to play a I can't play. That's.
00:34:13 I'll play the Seinfeld bass.
00:34:18 I got nothing here.
00:34:20 What's going to happen?
00:34:22 What's the point of having all these audio clips?
00:34:24 Can you see this?
00:34:27 No. He.
00:34:31 Unless you're talking about the three of us, I can see that.
00:34:33 The three of us. I will base this game through.
00:34:36 No, I just played, deer flag.
00:34:40 Oh, nothing. Oh. You did so.
00:34:42 All right, so Rumble studio, how is the host
00:34:44 supposed to know what the hell's going on if they can't hear? Yeah.
00:34:47 So everything's going out on the show.
00:34:48 The part you guys just can't hear it, right?
00:34:51 I didn't know when the show started because I didn't hear the I it.
00:34:54 As soon as you started talking over the theme music
00:34:56 and asking about the music and shit and all came flashing back.
00:35:00 The one time we tried this before, I remember all this all came.
00:35:05 Well, I'm going to hit it.
00:35:05 Wait, so.
00:35:06 But you can hear my sound effects because they're coming over my mic channel.
00:35:12 No, I'm going to come.
00:35:14 Oh, yeah.
00:35:16 Okay. That's good.
00:35:18 Oh that's awesome.
00:35:19 This is great.
00:35:20 This whole show is a I'm to say the rabbit hole segment.
00:35:23 So just pause for about 30s and we'll be back with it.
00:35:26 I imagine.
00:35:27 Okay.
00:35:27 Well, right now you give me a subpoena after I finish
00:35:32 tumbling down the rabbit hole.
00:35:33 Ask me now. And,
00:35:36 I, I got hold of this device, but hold
00:35:40 it flies in the face of convention.
00:35:43 The rabbit, the rabbit hole.
00:35:44 I just play it even though you didn't hear it.
00:35:46 So what?
00:35:47 I don't understand why you should be able to hear that shit.
00:35:51 Should be able to.
00:35:52 That's important.
00:35:54 It is important.
00:35:55 You can hear it. Your audience hears it.
00:35:58 It's.
00:35:59 It's just the most important part is lying.
00:36:01 I think he's lying.
00:36:03 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:04 Because there's a benefit.
00:36:07 There's a little volume button on your phone.
00:36:09 Is it, is it on?
00:36:11 Oh, right.
00:36:11 Yeah, I could try it.
00:36:14 So select camera callers.
00:36:17 Now look at him turn it up.
00:36:18 He can hear us. Obviously it's up.
00:36:20 But anyways.
00:36:21 All right,
00:36:24 how about this? No.
00:36:28 Want to hear a funny, funny story?
00:36:29 I got a Sharpie. I see the gap in my tooth.
00:36:31 It keeps getting bigger and bigger.
00:36:33 I got a Sharpie stuck in it today. No way.
00:36:36 I got to do it with a Sharpie in your mouth.
00:36:40 I'm marking boxes and shit and I had to change hands for.
00:36:42 So for a split second
00:36:43 I put it in my mouth to switch hands and the little public slide,
00:36:47 the little pocket.
00:36:48 The little pocket clip went, and I went to pull it out and it locked in my tooth.
00:36:52 I'm like, fucking do one. Come in or out?
00:36:55 I'm sitting there like, oh,
00:36:58 hahahahahahahaha!
00:36:58 Haha, awesome.
00:37:00 Look that click that.
00:37:03 That's great.
00:37:04 Thanks for that.
00:37:06 So we've also got an ongoing controversy going on
00:37:10 with, drawing his neighbor and wait, no, I hate okay.
00:37:14 When people like Toyota annually does a Toyota.
00:37:19 Fine.
00:37:20 Now, first of all, marathon is a place.
00:37:24 And the reason a marathon the race is called
00:37:28 a marathon is dude ran 26 miles to tell the the citizens,
00:37:34 the the folks of the marathon that we have lost the battle.
00:37:38 The enemy's on his way and he saved thousands of people
00:37:41 and he ran to the point past exhaustion where it actually cost him his life.
00:37:47 Now, I don't know too many people with that level of dedication,
00:37:51 or even the ability to surpass exhaustion,
00:37:54 to the point of running themselves to death.
00:37:57 But he warned the people of marathon
00:37:59 and they were able to get out of Dodge or in this case, marathon.
00:38:03 And that's why marathon,
00:38:06 the 26 mile race is called a marathon.
00:38:08 Now, if Toyota takes a thon and just tacks it on to their name,
00:38:14 that doesn't hold that same meaning that as a matter of fact, it's just stupid.
00:38:18 So anytime there's a scandalous controversy
00:38:23 because of the original Richard Nixon controversy scandal,
00:38:26 they call it, you know, oh, whatever.
00:38:29 Whatever it is, they can't gate at the end of it.
00:38:32 But but in In Drawers case, it's about the water from his, his neighbor.
00:38:37 So we're calling this Watergate.
00:38:40 How do you.
00:38:45 Am I suppose I had I had Sabrina cued up.
00:38:48 You got to give me a little bit of extra time when you ask for something.
00:38:51 Oh, okay. That's okay. Apple pie.
00:38:54 We can just play my response now if you want.
00:38:57 No, no, we got to save that.
00:39:00 The what makes sense.
00:39:01 We know why Watergate.
00:39:03 Can we have a future?
00:39:05 The idea that, the universe and everything in it has a secret plan,
00:39:10 a goal that we inevitably have to reach is called teleology.
00:39:15 This sounds strange, if not outright crazy and a little bit depressing.
00:39:18 I mean, what if the goal of the universe is to produce
00:39:19 apple pie and we're just a step on the way?
00:39:21 But the idea of technology keeps popping up in physics and apple pie or not.
00:39:23 Today I want to try and convince you that we should take it more seriously.
00:39:26 We used to the calls us being in the past, not look at a new sweater
00:39:29 which is baked into the maths, but we use in physics all our current theories.
00:39:32 What's a new equation?
00:39:34 They've got a settled down property.
00:39:36 If you feed these equations, you got a little bit of,
00:39:39 Sean Connery going on a moment in time, freshly injected.
00:39:43 They still look delicious.
00:39:45 The second one was before and after.
00:39:47 Do you ever see the video of Sean Connery interviewing with Barbara Walters?
00:39:50 And he talks about slapping a woman?
00:39:53 No. Roll the clip.
00:39:55 Brady.
00:39:55 Right. Really?
00:39:58 Pull that up, Brady.
00:40:00 Pull that up. Brady
00:40:03 I'll pull it up for you.
00:40:04 Brady wow.
00:40:07 The kid.
00:40:13 Not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then.
00:40:15 As I remember you said you don't do it with a clenched fist.
00:40:17 It's better to do it with an open hand. Open hand?
00:40:20 Remember that? Yeah, yeah.
00:40:22 And I love that. I would change my opinion.
00:40:25 You have it.
00:40:26 Not at all. You think it's good to slap a woman?
00:40:28 No, I don't think it's good. I think it's bad. Us.
00:40:31 I don't think it's that bad.
00:40:33 I think that it depends on time and space.
00:40:35 And if it merits it, what would merit it?
00:40:38 Well, if you have tried everything else,
00:40:41 and women are pretty good at it, they can't leave it alone.
00:40:46 And they know what they want to have the last word,
00:40:48 and you give them the laugh.
00:40:50 I think she's scared.
00:40:51 Not happy with the last word I'm on.
00:40:53 They both have each impediment, so you can't understand a word either
00:40:56 one of them.
00:40:56 I'm saying really provocative situation.
00:40:59 Then.
00:41:03 I think it's absolutely
00:41:04 right to give it a slap.
00:41:08 What did she gives you?
00:41:09 Consider coming?
00:41:11 Well, then you get into another area.
00:41:12 I mean, then maybe she's going to like it.
00:41:15 And something else.
00:41:16 She wants to slap the other area.
00:41:19 So basically, you give the woman the last word, and if that's not enough,
00:41:22 why are you doing that?
00:41:23 Knock, knock around a little bit.
00:41:25 What happened? I saw the dirt.
00:41:28 What was it that made dirt?
00:41:30 Dirt don't hurt. You.
00:41:34 I think it depends from some dirt on it.
00:41:39 Bullshit.
00:41:43 On my property.
00:41:46 All right, so maybe we should get into that.
00:41:48 So I have a Watergate.
00:41:50 I was statement from draw.
00:41:53 She was better.
00:41:55 Oh, my.
00:41:56 I called it Watergate.
00:41:59 And I apologize in advance.
00:42:05 I thought it was unique.
00:42:06 Like Toyota by my neighbors next time I see them.
00:42:10 But I just ordered this.
00:42:11 I just won't make it. This in dirt.
00:42:13 Not soil, not earth.
00:42:16 Dirt.
00:42:16 Several projects, several zones of vengeance.
00:42:19 But the main one, a mound right where
00:42:22 water dumps onto my property, right where their shame trickles.
00:42:26 Don't know if RF fucking K has a response,
00:42:29 but fucking regardless in the ass with an arm made,
00:42:33 rub beer, dildo, black, medium medical grade.
00:42:37 I picked it for symbolism.
00:42:38 And because I'm done playing defense.
00:42:40 Sure about this one myself.
00:42:42 I mean, draw straws in your ass.
00:42:44 All over your ass.
00:42:45 Yes, it is active.
00:42:48 I've sculpted a full berm system using garden
00:42:50 edging, bent spoons, and lies.
00:42:53 Every contour is calibrated for emotional retaliation.
00:42:56 When your eyes actually shut.
00:42:58 The facial, the facial. It doesn't work.
00:43:00 I raise the grade on the West.
00:43:01 It's not a face direct karma.
00:43:04 I hired Brady's old Boy Scout troop to help.
00:43:07 They thought it was a merit badge.
00:43:09 I said it was, I lied, they're in it now.
00:43:12 We'll call the badge Street smarts.
00:43:14 I put mirrors under the mound.
00:43:16 So when that ass wipe sump pump hits it, it sees its own face and weeps.
00:43:21 Oh, a mound, it has a name. Mount.
00:43:24 Fuck it with a plaque etched in bone.
00:43:27 Deer bone from roadkill.
00:43:29 I'm not a monster.
00:43:30 I've laid carpet tack strips around the perimeter.
00:43:33 My dog knows where they are.
00:43:35 Yours doesn't.
00:43:36 I installed motion activated sprinklers, but not hooked to water,
00:43:40 hook to sardine oil and spike juice from Hawk Tua.
00:43:43 It sprays directly.
00:43:44 Oh, I don't think RFK Jr even knows I exist, which is perfect.
00:43:49 My hand is talking.
00:43:50 Let's see the dirt, but never understand the message very coolly.
00:43:53 That's the key.
00:43:56 I like that you terraform it silently.
00:43:59 And in case he tries to dig it out, I buried a decoy potato in the center.
00:44:03 This one's rigged to gaslight.
00:44:05 When you touch it, it's warm, but nobody knows why.
00:44:09 Well, I do sleep tight, Robert.
00:44:11 My mouth never forgets.
00:44:16 There it is.
00:44:18 Oh, I
00:44:20 I've often wondered how much dirt
00:44:22 is $550 worth of dirt?
00:44:26 That's what it looks like.
00:44:26 So I should have told you I drive past free dirt
00:44:31 three places in the 30 minutes that I drive.
00:44:35 There's three places.
00:44:36 There's one in Beverly Hills, there's one in my town, and there's one in Royal.
00:44:41 Well, good shit.
00:44:42 Well, it's great shit.
00:44:45 I have no idea.
00:44:45 I go dark and rich. That dirt is.
00:44:48 You can says.
00:44:49 It says free dirt is what it says.
00:44:52 But you know what?
00:44:53 That's also what the Roadrunner says to Wiley Coyote.
00:44:55 So I never stop, right? Yeah.
00:44:58 Right there.
00:44:59 There's an Acme anvil waiting for you above it.
00:45:02 So you got to dump truckers at the dirt delivery.
00:45:05 That's a delivery. I own a dump truck.
00:45:07 I was going to say if I got, I can't.
00:45:09 I need a friend. Son of a bitch.
00:45:11 You got a friend with a pickup truck, which is me.
00:45:12 They always help you move.
00:45:13 Dude, if you have a dump truck, I need some shit done
00:45:16 that $550 of mostly truck,
00:45:19 usually I off, I don't give a shit.
00:45:23 Diesel is pretty cheap.
00:45:26 Drivers aren't.
00:45:30 We should just get the rebuttal.
00:45:31 The out of the way, right? Yeah, yeah.
00:45:34 RFK Jr came back with.
00:45:38 No, honey,
00:45:40 I said hunt.
00:45:42 I said, let me talk to the people before something else happens.
00:45:44 You dumb hunt.
00:45:46 And now it's too late.
00:45:48 This isn't drainage anymore.
00:45:50 This is a historical crisis.
00:45:53 That mound, that filthy, peanut butter slicked earth
00:45:55 heap of vengeance and slander.
00:45:58 It's not land.
00:45:59 It's a hydrological hate crime.
00:46:03 The scarecrow he erected last week,
00:46:05 Lee Harvey Oswald, is face taped to the head.
00:46:08 That was not subtle.
00:46:10 You want to bring up Dallas, pal?
00:46:12 I was born in the shadows of grassy knolls.
00:46:15 I went to the Pentagon.
00:46:17 Not figuratively.
00:46:18 Literally.
00:46:19 I drove there in a black SUV with a folder labeled Backyard Hostilities.
00:46:25 Eyes only.
00:46:27 They laughed at first, but then I showed them the pipe photos,
00:46:31 the passive aggressive HOA emails, the potato analysis.
00:46:35 The next morning, I got a call from a general.
00:46:39 That's right, I have been authorized to form a water security task force
00:46:44 under title 32, subsection Neighborhood Containment.
00:46:49 We're bringing in.
00:46:50 Fuck off me, Corps of engineers, off book two.
00:46:53 Board National Guard units, a retired Beaver
00:46:57 trainer from Wisconsin, 14 zones disguised as hawks,
00:47:02 one guy from Reddit who just want to see how far this goes.
00:47:07 My backyard is now a forward operating base.
00:47:10 We've installed bags, GPS
00:47:13 guided barrels, and a gray water sniper tower.
00:47:17 There's a subwoofer blasting water sounds, 24 over seven to confuse his dog.
00:47:23 I don't even know if it works, but it feels new.
00:47:26 Every puddle he sends me, I redirect
00:47:29 into a great tank of judgment every moment
00:47:33 I log in, the incident ledger
00:47:35 and Cheryl, she said, you're going too far.
00:47:39 I said, no, Cheryl, I'm not going far enough.
00:47:42 The streams we damn back in the day are the same as the view counts.
00:47:45 Now, we don't do this for rivers.
00:47:49 We do this for the audience.
00:47:52 Let them watch.
00:47:53 Let the algorithm drink it in.
00:47:55 I've got hashtags ready.
00:47:57 Hashtag water rights, hashtag freedom to drain, hashtag mount.
00:48:01 This hashtag Kennedy. Vengeance.
00:48:03 He seems to be campaigning.
00:48:06 Yes, I know who you are.
00:48:08 I've known since we ran a pin drop tap.
00:48:10 Oh, sign. The fries are caught.
00:48:13 You're not just up against thinks you're a terrorist.
00:48:16 You're up against infrastructure.
00:48:18 You plug my pipe, I draft your existence.
00:48:22 This is no longer a dispute is operation.
00:48:24 It doesn't matter.
00:48:26 Oh, this is my family bringing in the noise.
00:48:31 This is my property.
00:48:34 Well out of hand.
00:48:36 I did not think it would escalate this far off.
00:48:40 I don't give a shit.
00:48:44 Oh, I can't play my fucking neighbor.
00:48:47 You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
00:48:57 And with that,
00:48:58 and with that pile of dirt, the champion has beaten off the challenger.
00:49:03 At least for now.
00:49:04 So, yeah.
00:49:07 Do you know what dirt and water make?
00:49:10 I mean, did you just put a pile of dirt there and then just left it?
00:49:14 Yeah.
00:49:17 Yeah, I'm not sure.
00:49:18 I'm not sure.
00:49:19 Physically. That's not it right there.
00:49:21 Might work for a little bit.
00:49:22 I mean it's definitely going to send a message.
00:49:24 The world's biggest mud puddle.
00:49:28 Oh maybe what I'm thinking.
00:49:30 I don't have that either. But you know what?
00:49:32 You know what you're doing, right? I wish I had it right now.
00:49:35 I don't for muddying the waters, chief viewers.
00:49:38 Oh, you don't have it, do you know I don't have a lot.
00:49:43 I have, like, three months in.
00:49:47 So whatever we were doing, like, whatever we did Rumble studio last time.
00:49:50 And I made sure at least the basics were in there.
00:49:54 Everything else is going to take a bit of time.
00:49:56 You were right though.
00:49:57 I had to uninstall and reinstall the app.
00:50:00 The the update today didn't help at all.
00:50:04 I wonder why that is.
00:50:05 You knew to do it
00:50:07 and and I was sitting here for 20 minutes fiddling around with it.
00:50:10 I typed in my name 27 times.
00:50:13 Are you saying that I helped solve it?
00:50:15 You did help solve it, but you did it.
00:50:18 I just helped you.
00:50:19 I, I followed your instructions, but I always follow your instructions.
00:50:22 I was doing the same thing on my phone.
00:50:24 I told if we didn't get it started by 1015,
00:50:26 we'll just do have a little tech lesson on the show, right?
00:50:29 Don't tell.
00:50:30 Don't tell people that if you if you if you boot it and you uninstall
00:50:33 and reinstall it, if that doesn't fix it, then you call me,
00:50:37 right?
00:50:38 And I still going to do the same thing.
00:50:41 Yeah, it still say uninstall, reinstall.
00:50:43 It works like a charm work the very first time.
00:50:47 Can't play the mash up on YouTube.
00:50:50 That's right.
00:50:50 No. Can't leave.
00:50:52 Did can't leave YouTube.
00:50:55 Oh man.
00:50:56 You can't leave YouTube.
00:50:59 What if I go?
00:51:00 I can.
00:51:04 Oh, I thought I was still talking to you, but that's recorded.
00:51:06 Gary. Oh, yeah.
00:51:10 You can play stream one.
00:51:12 Does that say screen one?
00:51:15 You can stream.
00:51:16 Okay.
00:51:17 So what did you guys see?
00:51:20 I'm not reading the screen.
00:51:21 Do you guys see that?
00:51:22 This lady.
00:51:22 Did you call the child the nigger? Word.
00:51:25 Whoa, wait.
00:51:26 Not that lady, but.
00:51:28 But nothing.
00:51:30 As soon as this little two users on you, two of you.
00:51:34 I'm sharing your shit.
00:51:36 That little kid, you call him a nigger.
00:51:39 So that gives you the right to call the child five year old nigger the N-word.
00:51:43 You know, that's a hate speech.
00:51:45 Okay?
00:51:46 That is a hate speech. All right? That's like.
00:51:48 So this is this is all she's up to.
00:51:51 She's passed a million.
00:51:53 You need to. Why is this need to update?
00:51:55 Yeah, she I think as of yesterday.
00:51:56 Yesterday I think she hit a million.
00:51:59 But you know, it became a racial race.
00:52:01 It's like that thing where you squirt the water
00:52:03 balloon and whoever pops the balloon first.
00:52:05 We got the stabby stabby. Yeah.
00:52:07 Is the black donators and.
00:52:10 Yeah. Any, any, any others.
00:52:13 I can say that the niggers,
00:52:15 stabby stabbers and the niggers, it's like a competition, right?
00:52:18 I mean, if you're on this to donate to this, not a fair competition.
00:52:23 And then if you if you're really still crazy,
00:52:25 you can donate to, what's his name? That's shady.
00:52:28 Shady? The
00:52:30 the CEO of the.
00:52:31 I don't want to say any more of that will definitely get kicked off.
00:52:35 Yeah, yeah, we're already on thin ice.
00:52:37 How do you say her name? Shiloh.
00:52:40 Shia LaBeouf.
00:52:42 Right?
00:52:43 That's what I hear, too.
00:52:45 She sounds like.
00:52:46 She sounds like she should talk with with with accent.
00:52:49 I think it's Shiloh Hendrix.
00:52:52 She looks so.
00:52:52 We should.
00:52:55 Get that crack whores name out your mouth.
00:53:00 Oh. Let's see, it says yes.
00:53:03 So here's a little lesson for today.
00:53:05 If you are going to go for a fundraiser,
00:53:07 definitely go to Gibson Go because apparently they don't give a shit.
00:53:12 But if you go to go fund me, they'll stop it if you look the wrong way.
00:53:16 Oh, all right, I learned something.
00:53:21 Is this crack open?
00:53:22 I'll go.
00:53:23 Send me increased.
00:53:25 Okay. No, her.
00:53:26 She increased it to 1 million. But it hasn't hit 1 million yet.
00:53:30 Yeah, but you're looking at another story.
00:53:31 You're not looking at the numbers. 150.
00:53:34 This is as of, the ninth.
00:53:38 The 12 date, the 12th.
00:53:39 Oh 12.
00:53:41 The 12th.
00:53:41 That's today.
00:53:44 That's 733.
00:53:48 I can hear that. 1 million.
00:53:49 You can hear my my sound effects, but you can't hear the audio
00:53:53 clips on the board like this one right here.
00:53:56 What? I'll be right back.
00:53:59 I have to go find a new jabber, so I'll just know that I can do the.
00:54:04 I can do this over here.
00:54:07 I know I have it, so Carmelo Anthony,
00:54:09 not the basketball player, raised, more than 500,000.
00:54:13 This bitch raised over 750,000.
00:54:16 So I think the white people won this one, I guess. Right.
00:54:18 So I told you that there wasn't a fair contest
00:54:23 when it comes to fundraising.
00:54:26 The white people, there's whites, there's white people
00:54:28 that are funding for the black people.
00:54:30 You don't realize that white people are
00:54:33 won by a very small percentage
00:54:36 of black people are funding either of those.
00:54:39 Right.
00:54:40 That's a that's a I don't think that's a fair assumption.
00:54:43 That might even be their their only option.
00:54:46 I think that a reasonable 17, 14, 13,
00:54:49 14% of the population, 12%
00:54:52 blacks,
00:54:54 fewer
00:54:56 is what.
00:54:56 So all if all 12% came out
00:55:00 the out to be not there's anything wrong with that and voice their opinion.
00:55:04 Now if I'm just saying
00:55:07 and donate it to the want to go fund me, where did the rest of the money come from?
00:55:11 Do you guys hear? Go fuck me too!
00:55:12 When you hear that I don't hear. Go fund me. Hear.
00:55:14 Go fuck yourself. I don't know.
00:55:16 Oh, know was, I don't get.
00:55:18 Oh, shit.
00:55:21 Did you call the child the nigger word?
00:55:23 I'm going to try very hard to think that
00:55:25 that guy should get in trouble, too, for saying it.
00:55:26 Like, yeah, he has a go fund. Me too.
00:55:28 But he didn't.
00:55:29 He said he just didn't say it.
00:55:32 You just had to put word after he's being.
00:55:34 You can say that.
00:55:35 You can say the fagot word too, as long as you put word after it.
00:55:38 Oh okay.
00:55:39 That's good to know.
00:55:41 The more you know now.
00:55:42 I mean, we we had that announcement,
00:55:46 not that long ago.
00:55:47 Today, I am signing an executive order making it legal
00:55:51 to call your friends fags and retards.
00:55:55 If they are doing something faggy or retarded.
00:55:58 Fagot, it's.
00:56:00 Ladies and gentlemen, we've got to start calling our friends this again.
00:56:03 And we will.
00:56:04 We're going to call them fags and retards again.
00:56:07 Beautiful.
00:56:08 I don't think you can say that
00:56:12 I don't know. You show one, two, three.
00:56:14 I gotta put a 103rd saying up there this week.
00:56:18 Nice scrotum fagot.
00:56:21 Yeah.
00:56:22 Maybe next week we can, You're not going to take inches off
00:56:25 my dick, bro.
00:56:32 And that was in that clip.
00:56:33 In that clip, Kanye was mad that he got the,
00:56:35 the amount of followers wrong by 1 million.
00:56:38 And I love Kanye, but at the same time, you're likening
00:56:42 you're following on the internet,
00:56:45 like to
00:56:47 your, your your penis.
00:56:49 And it's like got this weird.
00:56:53 You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
00:56:56 Like the amount of followers is equivalent to like something very important.
00:57:01 Apparently the.
00:57:08 No, I mean, fuck
00:57:11 like I would not like in many things are taking inches off of my dick
00:57:14 because I value my dick. Very much so,
00:57:18 more than 1 million followers, which was risk.
00:57:20 The discrepancy is what I'm trying to say.
00:57:25 1 million.
00:57:26 That's more than an inch
00:57:29 book, because Piers Morgan was like, oh, you have 34 million.
00:57:32 And he's like, I got 35 million.
00:57:33 And that's why I got Kanye got all mad and said,
00:57:36 you're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
00:57:39 Yes, yes he did.
00:57:41 Yeah, especially a million of them.
00:57:47 Desperately trying to.
00:57:48 There should be an end and live stream.
00:57:51 Yeah, there should be because we should.
00:57:53 We should probably end. Yeah.
00:57:55 That's I there isn't the last thing I said.
00:57:59 Was it inappropriate for you to.
00:58:01 When I click on those.
00:58:02 That's all right.
00:58:03 And then we can just do this because,
00:58:06 And now it's time for girls jumping on trampolines.
00:58:10 How about that?
00:58:10 We do that. Start with that, start that segment all over again.
00:58:13 Oh, you.
00:58:14 So now you're right.
00:58:15 So wait her bottoms on backwards.
00:58:18 That was. Yes.
00:58:20 I enjoy some running.
00:58:22 That's a flag.
00:58:23 It's oh my God it is.
00:58:26 So think you use inspiration to work out.
00:58:30 Especially if you're losing that weight.
00:58:32 You could do it. It's like you do it
00:58:36 on balls.
00:58:37 She's got
00:58:39 better.
00:58:40 She's the biggest balls of the, No good for her that she's losing weight.
00:58:45 And that's why that's like that was
00:58:46 I mean, that was running with the balls bouncing behind them.
00:58:49 I was watching any of their.
00:58:51 This is gonna get flagged.
00:58:54 I know this is not as a vagina.
00:58:57 We should more that.
00:59:01 Holy shit.
00:59:01 Dude, what am I watching?
00:59:03 What am I walking away from?
00:59:08 He's losing weight, but.
00:59:09 So if she's special.
00:59:11 This isn't cool. Jumping jacks.
00:59:14 If she's just overweight, they don't head on the show
00:59:18 kicked up, and I'm in a chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
00:59:22 Yeah, like you just said, burn it.
00:59:25 She's put it. Yeah. I'll be right back.
00:59:27 I have to go find a new jabber.
00:59:30 There's a clown.
00:59:32 Right.
00:59:34 Have a good day, y'all.
00:59:36 Thank you, thank you.
00:59:38 You too.
00:59:40 Perfect.
00:59:43 Thank you.
00:59:44 That was the today's workout, right?
00:59:46 That was disturbing.
00:59:49 I didn't like that.
00:59:57 I've got, remember last week?
01:00:01 Yes. Yeah, I don't either.
01:00:04 You'd be more specific than.
01:00:08 Seriously.
01:00:09 If anybody would like to tell me how I'm in the content
01:00:12 channel, I'm in YouTube studio.
01:00:15 I can see the live stream.
01:00:17 I can delete it forever.
01:00:19 I'd rather not do that.
01:00:20 I just want to stop it.
01:00:23 There is no way to do that.
01:00:27 Oh, you.
01:00:31 I fell to a peck on my left hand.
01:00:36 A man in Queens has an animal attack on his way to work.
01:00:39 Left him bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
01:00:42 We're not talking about dogs or cats or even New York City rats.
01:00:46 Oh, no, no, we are talking about dogs.
01:00:48 What the dog doing?
01:00:50 You guys, seen this dog fight?
01:00:53 No, there's,
01:00:54 two dogs fighting weight currently streams on Rumble, YouTube and Twitch.
01:00:58 Normal stream is available on all platforms.
01:01:00 Now that last week.
01:01:02 Jeez.
01:01:02 There's a little button that says cancel all the streams Rumble.
01:01:05 Only look at that.
01:01:06 Oh. I'm ready, thank you.
01:01:09 There's too little. Can you see him? You can't see him.
01:01:11 You see the little curly arrows in the upper right?
01:01:15 I see the curly arrows you do
01:01:19 in the bottom middle.
01:01:21 Now, they might be different curly arrows.
01:01:24 There's no sound.
01:01:25 They're supposed to be sound for the dogs.
01:01:27 We've.
01:01:28 We saw this video actually, no, this is a completely different video.
01:01:34 Though.
01:01:34 So, you know it's a different video.
01:01:38 All right then fairly there's a phenomenon going on.
01:01:41 Everyone saw that episode of South Park
01:01:42 back in the day is apparently what I, what I've come to realize.
01:01:45 So before we get off YouTube and Twitch,
01:01:50 we need to do, do
01:01:51 you think you like this video before you hit that track?
01:01:54 The that
01:01:57 fight shadows?
01:02:01 Dogs anus is not an effective way to stop a dogfight.
01:02:04 In fact, putting your finger on a dog's anus is not an effective way to stop a dog
01:02:08 from putting your finger on a dog's
01:02:09 anus is not an effective way to stop a dog fight.
01:02:11 And put your finger in a dog's anus is not an effective way.
01:02:15 So we're clear.
01:02:16 Oh, and potentially harmful to you and the dogs involved.
01:02:20 Here's three reasons why.
01:02:21 Number one, a risk of injury attempting to enter.
01:02:24 I have a fourth reason for your physical inherently a risk.
01:02:28 Dogs and heightened states of aggression
01:02:30 may redirect their aggression toward any person to interfere.
01:02:33 Because yeah, just like you're supposed to empathy.
01:02:35 It's a put yourself in the dog shoes.
01:02:37 You're already either very aggressive or confused or pissed off or purposely
01:02:42 focused on whatever it is, and then all of a sudden, woosh
01:02:48 may redirect.
01:02:49 And now would you rather have the dog attacking you or
01:02:53 liking it causing serious injury, including bites and scratches?
01:02:58 Number two, it's an ineffective bites and scratches as a distraction.
01:03:02 Inserting your finger in a dog's anus is unlikely to effectively distract
01:03:06 or separate the dogs.
01:03:07 Fighting dogs in the midst of a fight are highly focused on their target.
01:03:10 I don't know how examples
01:03:12 to external stimuli, especially not in a way that would cause
01:03:15 internal state
01:03:15 number three the chance of increased aggression attempting such action
01:03:19 may escalate the level of aggression in the dogs involved.
01:03:21 Dogs may react negatively to such invasive and painful handling,
01:03:25 which could further intensify the fight rather than stop it.
01:03:28 So let's cut right to the chase that everybody's thinking
01:03:32 these people are doing this not because they think it's going to help,
01:03:34 but this is their only chance to do it and have people not,
01:03:39 you know, I think I'm going to still look at them
01:03:42 like they're crazy psycho every time I did either.
01:03:45 Like, man, I wish I could finger that dog's ass.
01:03:47 And then with a second there's a dog fight.
01:03:48 They're like, fuck my opportunity now, I believe, I believe 100%.
01:03:53 That's what I was told.
01:03:55 I told at least two people, hey, if you're ever in this situation,
01:03:59 I know it seems strange, but this is what you should do.
01:04:01 I mean, you know, the more you know, one of those people sent me this video.
01:04:06 Think of the dogs smile.
01:04:08 Wow, I like, I love.
01:04:10 She doesn't I know like she doesn't point out the main reason. Like
01:04:15 improper English intervention.
01:04:17 She she got her feelings for English.
01:04:19 It says then stop it.
01:04:20 But shouldn't we then stop it?
01:04:22 It's probably, And the Bible does say put your finger in there.
01:04:26 But just so you know.
01:04:29 Okay,
01:04:30 which finger?
01:04:32 I don't know if somebody was replying to her comment
01:04:34 and it says the owner is in there, but
01:04:38 I would I always go for the longest one,
01:04:41 not because I want to penetrate the farthest, but
01:04:43 just because that's the least amount of work that I need to do to start
01:04:48 that last guy choices.
01:04:49 Like like that. Seriously.
01:04:50 Which let's talk about that Mount Rushmore fingers.
01:04:52 You'd putting a dog first would be the
01:04:56 index finger for strength and control.
01:04:59 Basically anyone but the pinky, because that would be just for his pleasure.
01:05:03 Yeah, because he felt the pinky.
01:05:06 Yeah, definitely.
01:05:07 Dude, I want to put my thumb in its ass.
01:05:09 That's literally what that sounds is how it works for the crocodile, right?
01:05:13 Yeah. So, Definitely.
01:05:15 Yeah.
01:05:15 So these these four, that's
01:05:17 jaws looking to, like, we're crazy because he'd go right for the pinky.
01:05:20 You want to do it with the jaws
01:05:22 like you want to do as long as possible without the dog knowing.
01:05:26 Then at that point, that's for your pleasure.
01:05:29 Whoa, whoa.
01:05:33 So we should get off the rumble.
01:05:36 Your dog?
01:05:37 Yeah, I'm liking that.
01:05:39 My video trumps this video.
01:05:43 Certainly.
01:05:43 This is somebody other. Hold on.
01:05:46 As soon as he starts to grab the tail, some of us fingers
01:05:51 did. That was you? I.
01:05:56 Your see, he's using the thumb.
01:05:59 Thumb in there.
01:06:01 Back up, Mister Oakley or whatever in the yellow and blue shirt.
01:06:05 He grabbed
01:06:06 a haunch with his fingers and went in with his thumb.
01:06:10 That was easily sliders,
01:06:13 so we just spread it for a second.
01:06:16 He spread it. We can't watch.
01:06:17 Dude, this is fun on Warren, but it works. Joe.
01:06:23 Oh, oh, this is the news.
01:06:25 You can't be with.
01:06:27 Oh, yeah, that was a great idea.
01:06:29 Wait longer in the guy's ass.
01:06:31 If that works, his hand up his ass is hanging out.
01:06:35 Yeah, figures on each other's asses.
01:06:37 I think the way
01:06:39 that guy yelled at.
01:06:42 In history, I stick a finger in your ass.
01:06:45 Absolutely incredible.
01:06:49 So, guys, it's a phenomenon.
01:06:52 It's going around.
01:06:55 That, like, seriously said.
01:06:56 No, it's like.
01:06:56 It's like, do not do it, period.
01:06:58 Or like, under certain circumstances, or at least know what you're doing
01:07:02 is three reasons why it might make it worse.
01:07:04 It'll escalate it.
01:07:05 It'll change the dog's aggression toward you instead of whatever it's attacking.
01:07:10 And I forgot the third one. Really?
01:07:12 I thought maybe she was going to say your fingernail could like harm.
01:07:14 Like the intestinal cavity or your fingernail.
01:07:17 Go, like, slice the something or I don't know, in fact, you know what?
01:07:21 All over your finger and the fact that you can say
01:07:23 you've had your finger in a dog's ass and, like,
01:07:24 you've literally ruined our fingering a dog's ass.
01:07:28 But that's my stance. Exactly. Yeah.
01:07:29 Where other what other chance could you say
01:07:31 I did that and people not go, you're a fucking sicko.
01:07:33 You'd be like, no, dude, I saved a baby.
01:07:36 I'm not a sicko.
01:07:36 I saved a baby. So that's a vast difference. Vast difference.
01:07:41 You can stick your finger up that to difference.
01:07:44 Severed a difference. Is there a T?
01:07:46 Is there a T on different
01:07:48 difference? Different.
01:07:50 So that's what I said.
01:07:52 You're having a hard time hearing me on your piece of shit phone.
01:07:55 You should on headphones.
01:07:56 You're having a hard time hearing that I wasn't correcting you.
01:08:00 Oh, you know what?
01:08:00 I just assumed? Yes.
01:08:06 I get that a lot.
01:08:09 I'm kind of a prick that way.
01:08:12 They fooled me, Jerry.
01:08:17 You can't see that.
01:08:17 But I just played you.
01:08:18 They fooled me, Jerry.
01:08:20 See, I don't like that at all.
01:08:22 I'm doing all the fun stuff.
01:08:23 A really good new stuff.
01:08:25 You drop, you're going to have a show to watch this.
01:08:28 This will be the first show that you've never seen, that you watched.
01:08:31 Yeah, except the last time we did this and it was a failure.
01:08:35 I don't think anything's ever been a failure.
01:08:37 You just find out another way not to do something.
01:08:39 You know what?
01:08:41 4000 views the last two weeks in a row,
01:08:44 that's not a failure.
01:08:46 I thought that was cool.
01:08:47 There.
01:08:49 I don't do it.
01:08:49 Yeah.
01:08:52 But I was kind of encouraging.
01:08:56 Dan, thanks. You know,
01:08:58 same reason I don't stick my finger
01:09:00 in a dog's asshole.
01:09:03 Yeah, I best
01:09:05 definitely get some views if you do that.
01:09:08 Where's your dog at the dog.
01:09:10 What's the dog doing?
01:09:11 Yeah, we have to call people the N-word and stick figures in their assholes.
01:09:14 Well, can we use your dog as a test?
01:09:16 Like, let's let's have your dog do something
01:09:18 and see if it escalates or redirects.
01:09:21 Like, we don't need it to attack something,
01:09:23 but just play, you know, get be playful.
01:09:25 And I want to know if you could record it, that'd be best.
01:09:27 What happens?
01:09:29 First of all, when you stick any finger in.
01:09:31 And then let's find out which one is really the Mount Rushmore.
01:09:35 I'm thinking in real.
01:09:38 I think it is the thumb.
01:09:40 Absolutely not.
01:09:44 All right,
01:09:46 all right.
01:09:47 I just decided that.
01:09:51 There can only be one finger.
01:09:53 Do you have any deer flags?
01:09:54 I'll let you know. I'm playing it. Yeah, I did when you try it.
01:09:57 When you play the bumper earlier.
01:09:58 But I can't hear it.
01:10:01 So you had one then?
01:10:02 But you don't now.
01:10:03 That doesn't make any sense.
01:10:06 You're going to make it up on the spot?
01:10:08 Yep. I'm gonna make it up on the spot.
01:10:09 Here we go.
01:10:11 All right.
01:10:13 Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
01:10:17 There you go.
01:10:18 I need to tell myself to bring it over here.
01:10:20 That way I don't look like a wet, deer flag, fuckface.
01:10:24 I chaired an event with a local service organization,
01:10:27 and many hours were exhausted with planning and decorating.
01:10:31 During the program, a few members playfully started throwing some items
01:10:35 from their centerpieces at the guests, at the guest speakers.
01:10:39 By the end of the program, most of the room
01:10:40 centerpieces were dismantled and on the floor.
01:10:43 Mike and Mary had the job of cleanup, which was difficult and tedious.
01:10:46 We felt the many we followed, the many hours we spent planning and doing
01:10:50 hard work were disrespected because of these juvenile antics.
01:10:53 This was an end of the year program bringing in new officers
01:10:57 and celebrating a wonderful previous year, and there were always some lighthearted.
01:11:00 There are always some lighthearted shenanigans,
01:11:03 but I have never experienced total chaos before.
01:11:05 Should I say something or chalk it up to celebrating a successful years
01:11:08 at sine fladge burg acid in Texas?
01:11:13 All right.
01:11:14 Flabbergasted.
01:11:16 Yeah.
01:11:16 You were dealing with some, unruly behavior, but, letting the
01:11:22 the people unwind at the end of the year is kind of the point of that, convention.
01:11:27 So I would say part of the cleanup.
01:11:32 I mean, you had to clean up anyway, I found that sweeping the floor
01:11:36 is basically sweeping that floor.
01:11:39 And it doesn't matter if you take out a whole.
01:11:43 I mean, if you show up with a dump truck with $550 worth of dirt in it.
01:11:47 Yes, that's going to be more to clean up.
01:11:50 But a few centerpieces, though
01:11:52 now someone worked really hard on those centerpieces.
01:11:54 But just like collectible trading cards, they're not worth a crap.
01:11:58 Tomorrow.
01:12:00 Like, the whole surprise to those stupid trading cards is the opening.
01:12:03 And then after that,
01:12:05 they're worthless stuff that takes up space that you don't need.
01:12:10 So for that exciting
01:12:13 moment, actually, people got more enjoyment
01:12:16 out of their centerpieces by throwing them at the speakers.
01:12:20 I say, you're on the wrong side of the argument.
01:12:26 Sincerely fladge.
01:12:30 Piss fladge off.
01:12:35 Peeps
01:12:38 fly. John.
01:12:42 PSP peeps
01:12:45 wedge out.
01:12:47 Fladge on.
01:12:49 Fladge off I love it.
01:12:51 Drop the main.
01:12:57 All right, let's get the bullhorn going.
01:13:00 Does it work all right.
01:13:02 Does it cut? Yeah.
01:13:04 It will not kill.
01:13:07 Oh, I didn't send you that clip.
01:13:08 Darn it.
01:13:09 It was kind of crappy, but independent.
01:13:11 Never mind.
01:13:12 I had a forged in fire.
01:13:14 I was going to send.
01:13:16 Is this a rumble.com slash?
01:13:19 Fladge rants and violence? Yeah.
01:13:23 Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
01:13:24 That's where we want everyone to go.
01:13:26 Which everyone is.
01:13:28 Yeah. Well, yeah. You know,
01:13:32 Oh, let me see.
01:13:33 I'll check on this thing.
01:13:35 This, one minute, 35 seconds.
01:13:44 Disclaimer.
01:13:47 Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of folks,
01:13:50 listen up before we dive deeper into the this and uncensored banter.
01:13:53 Here's our no nice, just like the other one.
01:13:57 That's not a debate. Correct time. All right.
01:13:58 In this crazy world, we're snowflakes, applesauce and jabber critic.
01:14:01 We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:14:03 So here's our article. Let's get John.
01:14:05 It's all from our discourse, from guests on this particular funny bone
01:14:09 gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:14:11 Okay, so what happens?
01:14:13 Oh article to everyone equally, we're equal offenders.
01:14:15 So our show about your race, religion or whether you prefer thoughts or dog.
01:14:19 We're here to roast
01:14:21 our own sorry self.
01:14:22 Not even grandmas.
01:14:23 After five minute 30 political jabber
01:14:26 driver anything.
01:14:27 So if our drivers commute to work.
01:14:28 So do you think I should redo this with.
01:14:31 But hey, if you can take just leave us some belly laughs and maybe
01:14:34 no, absolutely perfect for the rumors and downright lies with your parents.
01:14:38 Dipper is a $3 bill.
01:14:39 Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:14:41 whether live or pushing up daisies, is purely chipper
01:14:43 and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:14:45 We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber who cares?
01:14:48 Article Trevor
01:14:49 cause why not parody
01:14:50 and gibber our bread and butter toast any likeness to actual people or characters.
01:14:54 It's just us having a laugh, not a reason for a jab.
01:14:56 We might not be the smartest in the job,
01:14:57 but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:14:59 So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a gibber,
01:15:02 then congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:15:04 We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes,
01:15:06 sprout some jabber joy, and remind everyone that life's too short
01:15:09 to be serious all the frickin time, Buttercup.
01:15:12 And get ready for a while, trying to the in search of our human life.
01:15:14 Larger than life.
01:15:16 I don't give a shit.
01:15:18 I think I got like ten minutes into it and I was like, I'll finish this up
01:15:21 later.
01:15:26 Fled rants not live.
01:15:32 Are we on live?
01:15:35 What happened?
01:15:38 Where we go?
01:15:38 You start on Rumble. Sorry.
01:15:41 You got to see that. Ready?
01:15:44 Oh ding ding ding
01:15:46 I'm gonna rumble.
01:15:47 I hope that you ready to rumble.
01:15:49 Oh, you ready to rumble?
01:15:52 That was actually cool. Just one.
01:15:53 But let me tell you something, brother.
01:15:56 I can do that right on time.
01:16:01 I spent some pro wrestling in.
01:16:04 You did that?
01:16:05 I sure as fuck wasn't going to play any on YouTube.
01:16:08 Description of one moment is called the initial stay her.
01:16:12 Usually you choose it to be the present.
01:16:20 There's no sound.
01:16:22 Sound is important on this. This is tricky.
01:16:26 I see it now. It's
01:16:29 ten. Okay, Austin, I shit happiness.
01:16:33 Happy penis.
01:16:35 No happiness.
01:16:36 Happy penis.
01:16:38 What were you saying to me?
01:16:39 I hear penis every time I hear happiness.
01:16:42 That's that mean I'm gay?
01:16:44 You put the penis in happiness.
01:16:46 Happiness? I hear happiness.
01:16:48 Happiness.
01:16:49 Excuse me. Oh,
01:16:53 say, I have a big stick.
01:16:55 I have a big. Don't.
01:16:56 No. What is that? Don't say that.
01:16:59 You shouldn't eat.
01:17:00 Say what is that?
01:17:01 What?
01:17:04 It says our.
01:17:05 Well, not our a toy.
01:17:07 Oh fucking God.
01:17:08 Outside. It's just to go. Yeah, we heard
01:17:10 it's the fucking. But,
01:17:14 Okay.
01:17:14 I think he think my daddy, he's like you daddy.
01:17:18 Wait, does that mean his daddy was a gorilla?
01:17:24 Austin, I shit happiness have a penis? No,
01:17:29 I like that
01:17:31 penis. Makes me happy.
01:17:33 You like happiness?
01:17:35 Yeah.
01:17:36 Honestly, I mean, I the most of the happiest times of my life
01:17:39 has involve my penis.
01:17:42 Yeah, yeah.
01:17:44 Mine too.
01:17:45 I don't know why your penis was involved, but.
01:17:47 Yeah.
01:17:47 Me too.
01:17:52 Okay,
01:17:52 I get I got, like, a warm tickle on the inside.
01:17:55 I don't know what that was. Wow.
01:18:00 I'm very excited, though
01:18:02 I know I can.
01:18:03 I know how I can stop that.
01:18:05 We got an easy way to fix that up.
01:18:07 All right,
01:18:10 fix it.
01:18:12 I gotta go fix it.
01:18:12 That the way
01:18:15 the topic of the show
01:18:18 convention is.
01:18:23 Oh. We have a convention
01:18:26 of common interest
01:18:29 language.
01:18:30 Say so.
01:18:33 Georgia, how do you cast your vote?
01:18:36 Okay, wait. Hold on a second.
01:18:40 Is he just excited or listen to how he.
01:18:44 Georgia, how do you cast your votes?
01:18:51 Yeah.
01:18:55 Ladies and gentlemen, we are here tonight.
01:18:58 You're officially number three.
01:19:00 Kevin Harris, president
01:19:03 star.
01:19:04 We're down.
01:19:05 The rabbit Josh thing I see turn out to work.
01:19:11 What turned out you.
01:19:16 Watch out for what?
01:19:19 Oh, yeah.
01:19:21 Turn out to work.
01:19:22 What?
01:19:24 Yeah.
01:19:24 Let's go to work watching everybody get your hands up!
01:19:30 Hey, everybody, get your hands up!
01:19:32 Hey, everybody, get your hands up!
01:19:34 Yeah.
01:19:35 Say we natural. We've got.
01:19:38 We're not going back.
01:19:40 We're not going. That.
01:19:43 We're not going back.
01:19:45 I think we went back.
01:19:47 We have gone back.
01:19:50 We're giving.
01:19:52 Oh, wow. Okay.
01:19:55 The Lord knows
01:19:59 I'm going to come.
01:20:01 That's.
01:20:03 That's embarrassing.
01:20:07 That can stand up to time. No.
01:20:12 No. There's another one.
01:20:18 This is a Sarah rap segment, by the way.
01:20:22 Okay, let's wrap up our wrap segment.
01:20:25 Chicago.
01:20:26 Please welcome Oscar and Grammy Award winning artist,
01:20:30 author, and long time sounder.
01:20:33 You can see it, John,
01:20:36 what's not some key kid?
01:20:39 You need a cross.
01:20:42 This is what we fought. This.
01:20:44 What did he write?
01:20:46 Lord, put me on that common.
01:20:47 The microphone for writing.
01:20:49 So that was the DNC.
01:20:50 It's only fair
01:20:51 that we check in on the RNC convention if convention is our topic, right?
01:20:56 Because I react eventually speaking. But.
01:21:14 I wonder if it's going to be
01:21:17 what of the got?
01:21:19 If you read the President's on Metallica's The Way
01:21:23 kid Rock sampling Metallica.
01:21:25 I need everybody to put a face.
01:21:27 Stop it! Yes!
01:21:29 Everybody get a fish! Stop in there.
01:21:33 That's kind of a different vibe.
01:21:36 Yeah. Still.
01:21:37 Still horrible. Like.
01:21:39 Right. Okay, fine.
01:21:41 But my problem is, is all these rock stars and rappers
01:21:46 just a few years ago, when they were just a little bit younger,
01:21:48 they were literally the rage Against the machine. Right?
01:21:51 And now they are the machine. Yes.
01:21:55 As a musician and a human being for
01:21:57 that matter, it's a little bit embarrassing.
01:22:00 Yeah, well safe.
01:22:02 But and I mean, I get it. It's a convention.
01:22:05 It's literally their, Comic-Con for the
01:22:08 you watch all night hours party
01:22:11 that screams, oh,
01:22:18 I know he's an, he's he's
01:22:19 phoning in his generic show, like back with the fever.
01:22:23 He's just got this on the ready. You know,
01:22:26 he didn't do anything special.
01:22:27 Oh no rocking in the prop from the Chosen one. The.
01:22:33 Anyways, I don't want to play it I just wait.
01:22:35 No, this is where it gets good.
01:22:36 This looks like he's never heard this song before.
01:22:38 He's like, oh, he's jamming out.
01:22:40 This is my you truly. I'm
01:22:43 not greedy.
01:22:44 I remember this much, obviously. Blue eyes.
01:22:47 I just want to make out with him every time I see him.
01:22:49 Wow. Eyeliner.
01:22:50 It's the eyeliner. But
01:22:53 is it feminine?
01:22:54 So I see blue eyes now.
01:22:55 Perfect segue.
01:22:56 Do you guys hear the new fashion for men? No.
01:23:03 Way. You shouldn't tell me.
01:23:06 They don't tell us
01:23:08 like.
01:23:11 What she's saying
01:23:13 you can't hear.
01:23:14 She's like, what up and shit?
01:23:17 Are you serious?
01:23:18 And she's in that serious?
01:23:21 What the fuck?
01:23:22 Rumble!
01:23:24 Oh my lord.
01:23:27 You want me to narrate it?
01:23:29 How about now? Because.
01:23:31 Long. Oh, yeah.
01:23:32 So I was scrolling, so I can't just switch videos, like, every now
01:23:36 and in every detail where, poster ask operates as the Alpha Bros
01:23:41 are shaving off their eyelashes because long lashes are too feminine.
01:23:46 Eye roll.
01:23:47 Now I watch this video all the way through, and I chuckle
01:23:51 because I a slew of things
01:23:55 came to my mind like, okay, well, if I lashes.
01:23:58 So I don't really care what she has to say about this.
01:24:01 I was like, oh, function a function.
01:24:04 Yeah, yeah, keep the soap out of your eyes at the very least.
01:24:07 Right?
01:24:08 I mean, you know, as a, as a human in 2025, maybe not the range.
01:24:12 So much because, you know, we have shelter and umbrellas, doors and particles and.
01:24:17 Yeah, like a lot of stuff.
01:24:19 That's why I have a beard.
01:24:21 It helps my allergies.
01:24:22 It's like a filter. No.
01:24:24 But yeah.
01:24:24 So these new men are new men then
01:24:28 that must also mean that, hey, these new men,
01:24:33 nude men, meaning young,
01:24:36 young men think that it's too feminine to have eyelashes.
01:24:40 My grandfather, in the summertime, we had a bunch of young Girl Scouts,
01:24:45 black marks on his ankles to make it look like he was wearing socks
01:24:49 because it was too hot to gradually wear socks.
01:24:51 But he wanted to look tough, so he drew socks on his ankle.
01:24:55 And then in the in the winter time,
01:24:58 it was not manly to wear socks because it was so cold.
01:25:02 Yeah, he wanted to.
01:25:03 So he wear, like, naked, like stocking
01:25:06 like nude colored stockings.
01:25:09 And so it looked like he wasn't wearing socks when he was.
01:25:13 So there was this whole sock thing going on in the depression era.
01:25:18 So that was kind of interesting.
01:25:26 How do you know that?
01:25:27 Because he told you the stories about it.
01:25:29 He told me.
01:25:30 Told me all of the stories. What?
01:25:32 So was it weak to wear socks and get it or when it was weak,
01:25:37 flaunting it was weak to not wear socks in the summertime.
01:25:41 So the pain of my summer
01:25:44 and making were invisible in the winter.
01:25:48 I remember being in like in eighth grade and freezing my ass off
01:25:50 because I won't wear shoes and not a hat or gloves because apparently
01:25:54 that's what dumb ass did in eighth grade.
01:25:58 I don't wear gloves.
01:26:00 Sorry, hindsight, I should have had boots, hats and gloves.
01:26:02 I would have been much more comfortable
01:26:05 giving up a child so young
01:26:10 so I can hear it was
01:26:14 like, oh
01:26:17 yeah,
01:26:19 why do I hear it now?
01:26:21 000.
01:26:26 So to reiterate, my sound board goes through my own.
01:26:31 I don't know if you can see it, but there's a nice little green square
01:26:34 that goes around who's ever talking, but it serves no purpose on my screen.
01:26:39 I don't see that.
01:26:39 You know.
01:26:42 All right.
01:26:43 Well, like, now I have a blue screen.
01:26:45 Now I have a blue square around my screen.
01:26:49 Why do you have to talk monotone to me?
01:26:51 I don't know, because I have a blue square.
01:26:54 Look at me.
01:26:54 I have a blue square.
01:26:56 Doesn't make any sense. No, it doesn't.
01:26:59 I turn down the radio so I can read,
01:27:01 address as easily or.
01:27:05 Do you see that?
01:27:08 I like doing that a lot.
01:27:10 Do you smell that?
01:27:12 Why do you have to be quiet to smell or see?
01:27:15 All right,
01:27:16 everybody shut up.
01:27:17 I'm trying to see.
01:27:19 Right. What?
01:27:22 So you're kind of retarded?
01:27:24 Yeah. Kind of.
01:27:26 We have one mash up today.
01:27:27 I'm a little bit excited about it,
01:27:30 so I'm going to share tab.
01:27:31 And you're not going to be able to hear it. And I'm not going to be happy.
01:27:34 I just shared this tab instead which we do 100 times every show on StreamYard.
01:27:38 Can you hear it okay.
01:27:40 No, I can't hear. Can't see. Yeah.
01:27:43 Oh, is that you can hear.
01:27:45 Yeah.
01:27:47 You can me blue.
01:27:49 It's like if I can preach to everyone in that room, it's stuck.
01:27:54 So what, you text you, you do. So
01:27:57 this is in honor
01:27:58 of, your songs new release this week. Oh,
01:28:02 nigger.
01:28:03 Hitler nigger.
01:28:03 Right now, this has been. Whoa.
01:28:07 What did you just say?
01:28:08 That's what I said.
01:28:10 That's his new song.
01:28:11 Yeah, you can.
01:28:13 You want to do
01:28:16 that? Little. Can you call him nigger?
01:28:18 So that gives his right.
01:28:21 So that gives you the right to call the child five year old a nigger,
01:28:23 the N-word. You.
01:28:27 It. Yeah.
01:28:32 Or down?
01:28:33 So. Up or down.
01:28:35 Right
01:28:36 now. So.
01:28:40 The door.
01:28:43 So let me the one I'm giving you.
01:28:50 To the green.
01:28:50 I'm leaving it
01:28:53 actually.
01:28:54 Now I see that I'm a blue.
01:28:56 The creator doesn't hit us with a copyright strike using saves.
01:29:00 And instead of having trouble, you need.
01:29:02 I need you to get the
01:29:06 hate, hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
01:29:08 hate. You.
01:29:17 Cringe.
01:29:20 Speech.
01:29:30 Marijuana sucks up
01:29:33 what you know about you.
01:29:37 I think it's like 17 minutes long.
01:29:40 You're right.
01:29:40 One for each long, right?
01:29:42 Think party club.
01:29:44 You what?
01:29:45 You think?
01:29:46 Think Tony club.
01:29:48 It's my new favorite song.
01:29:51 Did you wish that?
01:29:53 Yes. My new favorite song.
01:29:57 Right person was my new favorite song.
01:30:05 Oh, I see it.
01:30:06 Was it supposed to be a mash up?
01:30:09 But it doesn't have to be like it can be.
01:30:13 Yeah, but check out the lyrics
01:30:15 because it's absolutely
01:30:19 pull out.
01:30:19 Brady.
01:30:21 All right, this is captain Jean-Luc Picard.
01:30:23 I'll I'll pull it up for you.
01:30:24 Brady I'll pull it up for you.
01:30:27 Brady.
01:30:29 To check out the lyrics, especially the lyrics.
01:30:35 Oh, this won't mash up well,
01:30:38 I know you wanted me to stay,
01:30:43 but I can't ignore the crazy visions of the universe.
01:30:46 I get it, he's a giraffe.
01:30:48 Yeah, I heard yeah.
01:30:49 The draft was a special place.
01:30:52 What?
01:30:52 Boys and girls can all be queens every single day.
01:30:58 Their dreams of leaving
01:31:00 Tennessee is sad and not a car.
01:31:04 I swear it's calling me. Won't make my mom.
01:31:07 Are you all right?
01:31:08 Oh, it's gonna cause a scene.
01:31:11 She sees her baby girl.
01:31:13 No, she's gonna scream.
01:31:15 John, what have you done?
01:31:18 European pony girl?
01:31:20 And you dance at the club. Oh, mom.
01:31:23 I'm just having fun on the stage in my heels.
01:31:29 It's where I belong.
01:31:31 Down to be fully clothed.
01:31:35 I'm gonna keep on dancin at the Pink Pony Club.
01:31:40 I'm gonna keep on dancin down in West Hollywood.
01:31:43 Okay? I'm gonna keep.
01:31:45 Yeah, yeah.
01:31:47 Fabulous pink pony club.
01:31:51 I promise to share this with the world.
01:31:53 And yours are on the floor.
01:31:55 Lovers in the bathroom.
01:31:57 And you don't seen it?
01:32:02 The singer reminds me of you.
01:32:04 For some reason, I don't.
01:32:06 I can't quite put my finger on what is very handsome.
01:32:08 I agree. I,
01:32:12 not that I wasn't in,
01:32:14 maybe
01:32:16 give it some time to grow on you, but, maybe not.
01:32:19 Maybe.
01:32:20 Maybe I just.
01:32:21 I've missed the mark on this one.
01:32:24 I think you did. And John.
01:32:25 Luke Picard, when I'm not navigating the final frontier.
01:32:30 I'm tuning in to the only podcast with more rants that.
01:32:34 That's right.
01:32:35 Fletch rants life Monday, 10 p.m.
01:32:37 eastern. Engage.
01:32:38 Engage.
01:32:39 Number one.
01:32:44 Oh, wrestling
01:32:47 to to every comment I've got some wrestling with.
01:32:50 What is this?
01:32:51 Oh, I know, I got wrestling,
01:32:55 I brought wrestling to the table today.
01:33:00 It's the pizza man.
01:33:02 You have the pizza guy?
01:33:06 Pizza wrestler.
01:33:07 All the words you're saying.
01:33:09 I know the words, but they don't make any sense to me.
01:33:12 I have wrestling, yeah, okay.
01:33:15 Yeah, the wrestling is real.
01:33:16 That's the pizza guy.
01:33:18 Okay. See? See where?
01:33:20 See where I was confused.
01:33:21 Do you see? Yeah.
01:33:23 Yeah.
01:33:24 I never captured them. Right.
01:33:26 So this one. I'm fine with that.
01:33:28 But you need to be fine with this. Oh.
01:33:35 No, no, wait.
01:33:37 What about the one you.
01:33:39 I was that last week?
01:33:41 I'm handling.
01:33:48 Oh, yes.
01:33:50 I don't I don't know what the hell I'm.
01:33:53 I know. Oh.
01:33:56 I mean, it sounds real.
01:34:01 Oh, we lost Gary.
01:34:09 Where did Gary go?
01:34:11 So, what do you think of that wrestling segment?
01:34:15 Do you think it's real?
01:34:18 It's real.
01:34:21 Yeah.
01:34:21 I don't I mean, what they were doing wasn't cartoon.
01:34:25 I'll give you that.
01:34:27 Yeah.
01:34:29 I mean, it's about as.
01:34:33 It's about as real as
01:34:36 it was. Real close.
01:34:38 He did not go below.
01:34:40 No no, no.
01:34:40 It's about as real as this.
01:34:45 No sound.
01:34:45 We need sound. No.
01:34:49 I don't think you saw the guy
01:34:52 hitting him with the pizza dough.
01:34:55 Yeah, I don't think you're.
01:34:55 I'm supposed to be in there.
01:34:57 This is a little bit more real than he's like, Like I was scared.
01:35:00 He is. He's looking at it.
01:35:01 He wants to run away from it, but he can't. It's attacking you.
01:35:04 Have you ever.
01:35:04 I mean, I've never
01:35:05 seriously broke a bone or anything, but I've stuck something in me
01:35:08 and looked at it, went, Like that should hurt.
01:35:12 It didn't.
01:35:14 So I can imagine, like your body, it's going to give you
01:35:16 a couple of seconds at least, to pass out right before the pain hits.
01:35:19 And then
01:35:21 you're going to shock
01:35:23 was fuckface.
01:35:25 Jump.
01:35:26 Jump up off your desk and play.
01:35:27 1153 it takes.
01:35:31 Do I have to now?
01:35:31 Do I have to watch see participants? No, he should just come in.
01:35:34 I opened it up.
01:35:36 You should just see him and we don't need
01:35:39 approval.
01:35:42 Is he texting?
01:35:42 I'm not authorized to play this.
01:35:45 Instead, I, I don't ask. Oh.
01:35:54 Oh, shit.
01:35:58 Was that a scorpion fall?
01:36:00 There's a couple.
01:36:01 There's two scorpions at the end.
01:36:02 But this loop on its own.
01:36:08 Oh, oh oh, this one was.
01:36:13 It's a nice double hit.
01:36:15 Oh, shit.
01:36:20 Beautiful.
01:36:22 Oh, he's on his back.
01:36:25 Let's see.
01:36:26 Once he undoes the camera, he'll be here.
01:36:28 I just got to do is hit him.
01:36:29 There he is.
01:36:32 And I got to just like.
01:36:35 Do you need to see that again here I do.
01:36:37 That was great.
01:36:40 Wait.
01:36:40 You do need to see it again.
01:36:42 Yeah.
01:36:43 Let him do the perfect. Oh.
01:36:46 Oh, well, then you can't see it again.
01:36:50 I need to see.
01:36:51 I'm sure I've seen these before, but.
01:36:52 Oh, it's working.
01:36:55 Oh, good. Oh.
01:37:00 What was that again?
01:37:01 They have to have to do the trick with the thing again.
01:37:05 He gets to do a different thing.
01:37:07 Okay. So.
01:37:15 And then this one
01:37:17 just. Got.
01:37:22 Oh, hi. Everyone. Shaped like a dick.
01:37:25 Yeah.
01:37:26 Take a look at a starboard.
01:37:28 Oh, my God, it looks like a huge Wang.
01:37:32 Pay attention.
01:37:33 I was distracted, but that enormous flying, one eyed monster.
01:37:37 Step right up and see the one eyed monster. Oh,
01:37:42 hey. What's that?
01:37:44 It looks like a big willy.
01:37:46 Yeah. What's that?
01:37:49 Wow, it looks like a giant penis.
01:37:51 The male reproductive organ, also known as tele
01:37:55 whack or schlong or sausage and egg McMuffin.
01:38:01 You are.
01:38:01 That's why.
01:38:03 Cuz one on.
01:38:09 It definitely does look like a penis, right?
01:38:11 That's not just me.
01:38:12 That rocket is full of happiness, right?
01:38:18 Oh, so he's texting.
01:38:20 What do they need?
01:38:23 So only two, two people
01:38:24 that texted me at this hour. Me?
01:38:30 Are you having technical difficulties?
01:38:33 Yeah.
01:38:36 That's great.
01:38:36 Yeah.
01:38:39 Technical challenges.
01:38:43 That's what we call them. It?
01:38:44 Yeah, that's what I'm playing. Oh.
01:38:51 Yeah.
01:38:52 Oh, it's gonna work great.
01:38:57 I can just figure it out.
01:38:59 I don't have my chicken attack asset
01:39:02 or my. You attack chickens?
01:39:06 You got none of it.
01:39:07 I got nothing.
01:39:08 I have something, but I don't have everything.
01:39:13 I'm pretty sure you get this one.
01:39:18 Is there sound?
01:39:22 What sound?
01:39:32 We've had a chicken heart in the past.
01:39:34 I went, how do we get.
01:39:36 How about that? Hey.
01:39:39 Oh, there
01:39:41 it got the fuck out of there.
01:39:51 So, just in case you're wondering, that is a crock.
01:39:54 I just got in the pen. Oh.
01:39:58 Oh. Oh.
01:40:01 Knew?
01:40:01 Yeah. Oh, I.
01:40:04 I can't see the video.
01:40:05 Does that count for anything?
01:40:07 You can't cannot?
01:40:11 Why not?
01:40:14 Have you seen any of them?
01:40:16 No. I'm so.
01:40:18 I've told you and false.
01:40:22 Oh. You know why?
01:40:24 No, because he probably has to get rid of.
01:40:27 Well, no, I saw it. I'm sure Ryan saw it.
01:40:30 Scorpion falls back,
01:40:33 but I couldn't. Oh, you know why?
01:40:34 Because jaws in front of me,
01:40:36 that's why.
01:40:37 Oh, you're that one.
01:40:39 Yeah.
01:40:41 Whoever's in front.
01:40:43 All right, I'll play it again.
01:40:44 You did. You need me to play it again?
01:40:47 I want you to.
01:40:52 Oh, there.
01:40:54 Can you see it now?
01:40:56 Yeah.
01:40:59 So the hawk goes in the pan
01:41:01 right about here.
01:41:08 And God damn,
01:41:10 I need a snack.
01:41:11 That fucking thing.
01:41:13 Where the cockroach out.
01:41:15 Oh, that was not that big.
01:41:18 I don't think the hawk saw the big rooster.
01:41:21 Yeah, it had to have.
01:41:22 It's right there.
01:41:26 But I mean,
01:41:28 back to the empty.
01:41:31 If this was you
01:41:34 and some dude
01:41:36 hawk like, dude just kept charging at me.
01:41:39 Yeah. What would you do?
01:41:41 So vicious.
01:41:42 Almost evil. In this case, it's charged at the chicken.
01:41:44 It charged at your wife. What would you do to just be like.
01:41:46 Hey, the blood gushing out,
01:41:49 you're going to die.
01:41:50 I was thinking it's like this. Kicking it off.
01:41:52 You got this animal just like charging.
01:41:57 You do the move.
01:41:58 What? The kick?
01:41:59 Yeah, you do the kick.
01:42:07 Well, convention says like when a bear is chasing
01:42:10 you, you're supposed to lay down like you're dead and play dead.
01:42:16 Yeah, I think it depends.
01:42:17 On what of the bears I've tried.
01:42:19 The foam in the ass thing was fine, but that.
01:42:22 That proved to be wrong.
01:42:23 So who knows what version might be wrong.
01:42:27 I'm just gonna. One.
01:42:30 This is captain Jean-Luc Picard.
01:42:32 I faced Q, the Borg and temporal anomalies, but
01:42:36 nothing compares to the unpredictability of Flat Durant's life.
01:42:39 Monday, 10 p.m. eastern.
01:42:41 Viewer discretion is futile.
01:42:43 The screen
01:42:45 that cracks me up every time.
01:42:48 Got another, got another wrestling one.
01:42:51 Shout out to, Armada Row here.
01:42:53 I think this is one of their dildos.
01:42:55 Oh, no.
01:42:57 How do you know this is stamped?
01:43:01 Because they're carbon black.
01:43:04 Carbon black dildo.
01:43:06 Yeah,
01:43:08 yeah.
01:43:09 Carbon black.
01:43:11 Nice carbon black dildo,
01:43:15 There you go.
01:43:16 Do we have comments?
01:43:18 No, you.
01:43:21 We'll no clips.
01:43:24 Yeah. Do you see it?
01:43:25 I don't hear clip
01:43:27 Ric Flair wrestling at 70 plus legendary.
01:43:29 You're just sad.
01:43:31 Sad legendary
01:43:34 debate. Go.
01:43:36 Oh wait.
01:43:37 So you said sad and you said legendary.
01:43:40 Legendary. Why?
01:43:42 He's lactose intolerant.
01:43:44 He can't do dairy.
01:43:46 I'll be honest.
01:43:47 The sad one I understand with the legendary one.
01:43:49 I mean, I guess if he if he can act,
01:43:53 he's not going to do what is crazy.
01:43:55 What do you say?
01:43:55 He's not going to do any loop de loop de loop de shit or whatever you say.
01:43:59 You never good oh style, right?
01:44:02 I mean, but he's certainly not going to at 70 plus.
01:44:04 Obviously you're going to your repertoire is going to be limited.
01:44:07 Even if you did nothing, you're going to do even less at 70, right?
01:44:11 Yeah. Right.
01:44:12 He's going to stand there. He's going to beat his chest.
01:44:13 You're going to say a bunch of stuff,
01:44:14 having a cheer, and hopefully he's going to
01:44:16 be on the ropes without killing himself.
01:44:20 Say please.
01:44:20 Okay.
01:44:20 Well, I mean, mostly he's just about done.
01:44:23 Yeah. Yeah.
01:44:24 He's not like, oh, you went full out gay.
01:44:26 What just happened? Yeah. Yeah, this is gay.
01:44:30 I can't I don't want to watch. This is gay.
01:44:32 This is actually gay.
01:44:35 Jim Crockett promotion.
01:44:37 So is this the BBC, the Brokeback Mountain wrestling?
01:44:41 Yes. He lives for the. That's real.
01:44:43 Before he won Tory.
01:44:45 And tonight the BBC
01:44:48 breakfast match.
01:44:50 It'll come at the top of the hour.
01:44:52 Oh, this is where he had to do it by TV.
01:44:54 Here, the gay wrestling beat David Cross.
01:44:58 But I thought this was, you know.
01:44:59 Oh, no, you let's
01:45:02 Ricky look around that you guys want me to come in and I'll tell you how.
01:45:06 Yeah. We do.
01:45:07 Yeah, I admire Brock Anderson spunk.
01:45:10 Then to run
01:45:12 him. Oh I see it down with the big kick.
01:45:15 Where is he?
01:45:16 Yeah. Watch out.
01:45:18 I haven't seen him yet. Behind.
01:45:21 He's reffing
01:45:22 boy David. That's warm.
01:45:24 And he's plotting.
01:45:26 Well this is like a of the entire show.
01:45:28 Oh how stupid.
01:45:29 Oh, yeah.
01:45:32 It's the white robe.
01:45:36 One. Here we go.
01:45:39 There he is.
01:45:39 That's more like it.
01:45:41 So is he, like, 80 now?
01:45:43 Is this a little while ago, or is this is long ago?
01:45:55 It's because as opposed.
01:45:56 Posted two years ago, it was in within the last five years.
01:46:00 This may have been two years ago.
01:46:02 Oh, I've seen this.
01:46:03 Now that I see his outfit, I see this.
01:46:05 Here you go back.
01:46:06 You got the pen?
01:46:07 He's got a pen. Undergarment. There's.
01:46:10 Oh, this is embarrassing.
01:46:11 You're right. Whoever said sad was right. I
01:46:16 mean, look at.
01:46:19 He looks like a turtle.
01:46:20 He looks like fucking Koopa Troopa.
01:46:22 He looks like a turtle's grandpa.
01:46:24 There you go, gentlemen. Your winners.
01:46:27 Oh, they don't even show the in nature.
01:46:29 Boy, you did some stupid shit.
01:46:31 Yeah, I think it's all bloody
01:46:33 bleeding. Yeah.
01:46:35 Terrible at a boy.
01:46:37 He still got it.
01:46:39 Let's catch up. You guys are both wrong.
01:46:42 I'm in a minority.
01:46:43 But that doesn't make me wrong.
01:46:46 It makes you hard.
01:46:50 Oh my God.
01:46:50 Yeah, we're being in the minority.
01:46:53 I know
01:46:56 the smell of stale beer in a can.
01:47:05 Everybody likes that.
01:47:06 What the dog doing?
01:47:08 I want to see somebody die.
01:47:10 No. In the ring.
01:47:13 No. Great anticipation.
01:47:18 You can, I'm just going to thumb through this, see if I find anything
01:47:23 the dog master at.
01:47:25 You're going to thumb every through the through the dog?
01:47:29 Yeah. How else am I supposed to.
01:47:32 Okay, so van versus motorcycle
01:47:36 vets ads.
01:47:37 Anybody want to take the motorcycle?
01:47:40 I'm going to straight up Thai.
01:47:43 No exact even match.
01:47:48 I think I give you the same odds as the wait,
01:47:51 look at that.
01:47:52 Oh, the weight difference.
01:47:54 The weight differential.
01:47:55 Okay, here's our here's our match of the week van.
01:47:59 Okay. Motorcycle
01:48:01 round one.
01:48:02 I by police are investigating after
01:48:06 an apparent road rage incident turned into a hit. And.
01:48:09 Yeah.
01:48:10 Tour, you got to get rid of your video.
01:48:11 Otherwise you can't see the other one.
01:48:14 It's rude. Like that's why.
01:48:16 Why is his? Why is his bastardized?
01:48:19 Can you see it now?
01:48:21 Yes. Okay.
01:48:22 It's so stupid.
01:48:24 So come for doing it for Gary.
01:48:26 So we're going to start over okay.
01:48:28 Round one I think we're doing Hot Springs. I.
01:48:32 Police are investigating after an apparent road rage incident
01:48:36 turned into a hit and run that injured,
01:48:39 the one that won that round.
01:48:43 Perfect.
01:48:45 Yeah.
01:48:45 Finish him
01:48:48 a fun fact.
01:48:50 The motorcycle rider is not with us anymore.
01:48:53 It's not.
01:48:54 Okay. That's not fun. I don't know why I said that. I feel sorry for his family.
01:48:56 That's horrible. His. His losses repeatedly.
01:49:00 I mean, I hopefully they're not watching it,
01:49:01 but you kind of can't avoid it because this has been playing all week,
01:49:04 Robert games.
01:49:04 That's why you don't ride a motorcycle.
01:49:07 Well, and here's another thing too is I guess you shouldn't flip people off,
01:49:11 which I'm guilty of.
01:49:11 I mean, if you want to ride
01:49:13 the motorcycle, especially if you're on a like, here's the difference.
01:49:17 If I'm in a car, I don't flip off big giant 18 wheel truckers.
01:49:20 I don't I don't care how fucking wrong they are.
01:49:24 Right?
01:49:24 Right.
01:49:25 But what's wrong with the sarcastic thumbs up?
01:49:29 Because that could be easily misinterpreted
01:49:31 as the other finger you're at?
01:49:33 I mean, I thought you flipped me off.
01:49:35 That's why I ran you off the road and killed your entire family.
01:49:39 Not that anybody would ever do that.
01:49:40 Clearly. Let's watch racing.
01:49:41 After an apparent road rage, he flipped them off.
01:49:44 He clearly flipped them off.
01:49:45 You can see him? Yeah. Violently.
01:49:48 That's the wrong word to use.
01:49:49 After he gets violently crashed into, you can see him emphatically flipping
01:49:53 the van off his eyes.
01:49:55 Out down the road, an apparent road rage.
01:49:58 He's got either a hoodie or long hair.
01:50:01 He's got a helmet on,
01:50:03 but it says vehicular manslaughter.
01:50:07 I know I'm like a pessimist, but when it comes to human activities
01:50:10 and actions,
01:50:11 I always like to give
01:50:12 the benefit of the doubt, or at least give the illusion that I do.
01:50:15 I'd like to think that nobody would ever just do that, to take somebody out,
01:50:18 like, literally kill them. I think they were better.
01:50:22 They were looking at the wheel like, you know, or they were holding the wheel,
01:50:25 looking out the window and they're like, now fuck you.
01:50:27 And then they're going price.
01:50:29 You know, they could be going for the terrible bit.
01:50:32 No, no. And that's if swerve at all.
01:50:34 They're just they're yelling out the window, one arm on the wheel.
01:50:38 They're clearly both not in their right frame of mind.
01:50:40 And I want to watch it again.
01:50:42 I don't think he swerved on purpose after an apparent road rage incident
01:50:46 turned into a hit and run that injured a
01:50:49 I mean, it looked and it looked intentional.
01:50:54 But if you're going that fast and you'd give the wheel
01:50:56 any type of movement, it's going to pull you like that,
01:51:00 I'm probably wrong.
01:51:01 I mean, he probably did it on purpose.
01:51:03 Road rage incident turned into a hit and run that injured a motor.
01:51:07 Wait. Even if he didn't stop, he didn't.
01:51:11 You are supposed to be in control of your car and not kill people.
01:51:15 I'm pretty sure convention tells us don't kill other motor.
01:51:19 Yeah, I would not.
01:51:21 I would judge are both the same.
01:51:22 If you accidentally did that and killed somebody or intentionally did it.
01:51:24 I just was saying I was trying to give the benefit of the doubt.
01:51:26 Like in my world, I could never intentionally do that.
01:51:29 So it must have been some kind of an overreaction or oversteer.
01:51:32 Well, yeah.
01:51:33 That's why I have to give a nod to, convention,
01:51:37 because it keeps us safe in a lot of cases.
01:51:41 And the
01:51:41 reason you benchmark the process is to get,
01:51:45 you know, the the best practices
01:51:48 and insights into play.
01:51:51 And then and then you don't have to start over
01:51:54 from the from scratch
01:51:57 every time you repeat a process.
01:51:59 So that includes driving and speaking and
01:52:04 hey Gary, Gary.
01:52:08 Gary.
01:52:11 It's weird.
01:52:11 Every time I hear Gary now I hear Gary.
01:52:14 Gary.
01:52:15 And it's G apostrophe.
01:52:19 Every at least
01:52:22 4.5 minutes is my best monologue yet.
01:52:26 Monologue.
01:52:28 I wish I could write during and it ends in a poem.
01:52:31 You can.
01:52:35 And I can't hear it.
01:52:38 I'm not going to be able to.
01:52:38 Okay, I can't hear.
01:52:40 Yeah,
01:52:40 I can hear it because I have to fucking take it off the screen and put it back.
01:52:44 It's fine.
01:52:46 Here I've got I've got another dog video.
01:52:50 Great.
01:52:50 What the dog doing?
01:52:53 It's actually not dogs.
01:52:54 It's wrestling. It's more wrestling.
01:52:56 Oh, fuck. The.
01:53:01 You know.
01:53:02 Oh, he doesn't run, you know, it's.
01:53:08 Why is it.
01:53:10 Wait. We lost all draw. What just happened?
01:53:13 That happened to me earlier.
01:53:17 I had a relog back in c
01:53:21 just like that.
01:53:23 Can't hear you.
01:53:24 They just said.
01:53:25 Yeah, it's the button. And the button.
01:53:27 Yeah. Lost your video. Lost you.
01:53:28 You're back. Videos gone.
01:53:30 I've got to get my.
01:53:34 I'm not sure
01:53:35 how people could function using Rumble Studio.
01:53:39 We got this.
01:53:41 I mean, if the alternative is spending
01:53:43 $400 a year,
01:53:46 God, I can you hear me?
01:53:48 Living stream fast,
01:53:51 but isn't there StreamYard
01:53:54 screen there? That's a
01:53:57 streamyard.
01:53:58 Yeah,
01:54:00 it's the doc with the headphones on right now.
01:54:04 Can you hear me?
01:54:05 I like that, I. Can you hear me?
01:54:08 Yes, I can you hear me?
01:54:10 No. Okay. Thank you.
01:54:12 If we could go back to the doc, would that really I.
01:54:16 I spend $400 on a.
01:54:22 To me, the money.
01:54:23 I'll set it up. Okay.
01:54:25 We need $227 two for the clipping.
01:54:29 No, I'll do the clips from now on.
01:54:34 Okay. Cares?
01:54:36 Can't wait for that. We'll ask Astbury.
01:54:38 I know. Oh, I'm qualified.
01:54:41 Isn't that a type of a helicopter?
01:54:45 I, I can't like the thing.
01:54:47 You know what? Kerry doesn't,
01:54:49 like Gary answered it like a dog.
01:54:52 I mean, what the dog video.
01:54:54 Oh, it's not a dog video.
01:54:57 It's a bunch of gay.
01:54:59 Do you?
01:55:01 That's who the pilot
01:55:05 is for.
01:55:05 The first one.
01:55:07 That's pretty narrow.
01:55:11 It's a shocker.
01:55:12 There's so many
01:55:14 people.
01:55:16 Isn't the ref supposed to not allow that?
01:55:19 Yeah, for the robot.
01:55:22 Yeah, yeah.
01:55:22 Oh, smack his hand away.
01:55:24 He's swatted his hand away.
01:55:26 Yeah, I ran out of there.
01:55:28 I apologize, I was wrong.
01:55:30 That's not gay at all.
01:55:33 That's called the bowling ball.
01:55:40 He's like, I got this.
01:55:42 Is he sponsored by Sam's Club?
01:55:44 There's a back of his jersey.
01:55:45 Oh, that'll make your finger anymore.
01:55:48 Of the mountain.
01:55:51 And it's the longest one.
01:55:54 He was trying to distract the other wrestler by sticking his finger
01:55:57 in his ass. It's perfect.
01:55:58 It works for.
01:56:01 I want to be a fly on the wall when tourist Google in this shit.
01:56:04 What else? Yeah, literally. What else?
01:56:07 Oh, my. I'm going to come.
01:56:11 Yeah.
01:56:11 I need to clear my search history.
01:56:14 That reminds me, you can't
01:56:17 if you can't Street, you're just clearing it for you.
01:56:21 Oh, yeah.
01:56:24 I don't want to remind me what I was doing four hours ago.
01:56:28 Sure, sure.
01:56:30 But, I mean, you have a router.
01:56:32 It's all still there.
01:56:35 Yeah.
01:56:37 So if I was your wife and I was looking for your history,
01:56:40 that's where I would tell her to look.
01:56:43 Is on the router.
01:56:43 Oh, I'm not worried about any browser.
01:56:45 And go to https colon slash slash
01:56:48 192.168 probably .0.1.
01:56:53 I'm not saying to do that, but if you did that,
01:56:55 then you would access your router and you could get all kinds of logs and data.
01:57:00 Like wrestling is real.
01:57:04 I found. The other one is what I wanted to see earlier.
01:57:08 It is so realistic.
01:57:11 It's like you can't tell the difference between this and maybe you
01:57:16 0000 yeah.
01:57:22 Oh, so, you know, this is this.
01:57:27 This I love this is, this is super forward
01:57:31 I know right.
01:57:33 Oh oh they are made of rubber down.
01:57:37 Oh it's going to win. Yes.
01:57:43 It wins in both local.
01:57:49 It reminds me
01:57:49 of those Halloween costumes where the guy's legs are the horse's legs.
01:57:52 And he's riding the horse.
01:57:58 So. Yeah.
01:57:59 Draw. If wrestling is fake, explain this.
01:58:01 Oh, wait, I'm the one that thinks it's fake.
01:58:04 Never mind.
01:58:06 I can't explain this.
01:58:07 I mean, clearly what they're doing is real.
01:58:10 It's not cartoon, so I can't argue with that.
01:58:12 It's not fake.
01:58:19 It's not fake.
01:58:21 They fooled me, Jerry.
01:58:24 They thought you.
01:58:25 Jerry,
01:58:27 wait.
01:58:27 You heard that?
01:58:29 Yeah. Oh. You're watching.
01:58:31 You got the show watching on another screen?
01:58:32 Yeah. Oh, I hear that in real time.
01:58:36 What? So I don't have to worry about.
01:58:37 It's just Gary.
01:58:39 It is just Gary.
01:58:40 You know, it's always been just Jerry.
01:58:42 So he doesn't know the little speaker.
01:58:44 And you can hit on an audio controls.
01:58:45 And there you guys see this?
01:58:53 Speaker.
01:58:53 There's no, no.
01:58:57 Like two things I have is echo cancellation and noise suppression.
01:58:59 You can't change the input.
01:59:00 I'm wrong. Or output, but I bet it is.
01:59:03 It's something on your phone.
01:59:08 But you're just going to have a look at.
01:59:11 Oh. Oh.
01:59:15 I'm not on. Oh.
01:59:20 Are you all right?
01:59:23 No, I'm.
01:59:23 I'm good.
01:59:24 Oh, I forgot about this.
01:59:26 I didn't even upload it. Damn.
01:59:29 What is wrong?
01:59:31 What is wrong with me?
01:59:37 I love you by.
01:59:42 Clicking.
01:59:45 That that will. Oh.
01:59:52 Oh, out!
01:59:54 No, no, that was better
01:59:58 than what it were.
02:00:05 Right.
02:00:05 Still watching?
02:00:07 Probably not.
02:00:09 Now, what do you guys hear about that?
02:00:11 Wrote that, satellite that there was get a crash back in the Earth.
02:00:15 It looks like a Soviet satellite.
02:00:19 I don't know, I think it's all.
02:00:21 I think it's all burnt up.
02:00:23 Yeah. Did I live through Skylab?
02:00:25 I can live through a Russian rocket falling back.
02:00:27 Yeah, but, it was reported to, crash.
02:00:32 Yeah, well, honestly, anything last week of falling, to two days ago.
02:00:36 Three days ago, it crashed into the Indian Ocean. So
02:00:41 it didn't crash.
02:00:41 It just return back for a moment. They wanted to scare us back.
02:00:44 Oh, my God, I could land anywhere.
02:00:45 And then they were like, yeah, ocean.
02:00:49 Well, 70% chance it lands in the ocean, right?
02:00:52 Right.
02:00:56 And then, like, 90% chance.
02:01:00 Well, I not excluding the 70% ocean or 75.
02:01:05 Whatever you said.
02:01:06 That it's like even matters where it lands.
02:01:11 Right.
02:01:12 If it fell in North Dakota, who cares, right?
02:01:16 Yeah.
02:01:18 Or Siberia, you know.
02:01:19 Yeah, yeah.
02:01:22 Syria,
02:01:23 Libya towards Korea and talks to
02:01:28 China.
02:01:31 Libya.
02:01:32 Okay. France.
02:01:35 England.
02:01:35 I'm not okay with a couple of those.
02:01:39 I am, as long as it's not America.
02:01:42 Michigan.
02:01:43 Right. Midwest.
02:01:46 Yeah.
02:01:47 What about Italy?
02:01:50 Yeah, that sounds good.
02:01:53 No. Not wrong.
02:01:54 Refresh the page. What?
02:01:58 Something went wrong.
02:01:59 Something. Maybe you should refresh the page.
02:02:01 Oh, he's he guy.
02:02:02 We're on. He's off.
02:02:03 But he's he's the one in control.
02:02:06 Yeah. You're like, oh, holy crap.
02:02:09 Big trouble.
02:02:11 Where's my. This is gone pretty smoothly.
02:02:13 Except for me not being present for the first 20 minutes of the goddamn show.
02:02:19 You legit?
02:02:22 What the fuck just happened?
02:02:24 You disappeared.
02:02:26 It was your turn.
02:02:27 Now it was your turn to have a crash.
02:02:28 Yeah, we've all done it.
02:02:32 It literally says something happened.
02:02:34 Refresh your page or some shit like that.
02:02:36 Yeah, it was a robot telling you that, wasn't it?
02:02:39 You know what?
02:02:39 I appreciate campy, but not in my tech.
02:02:42 Can you please put something serious there?
02:02:44 I'd like a report.
02:02:47 It looked like
02:02:47 the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz oil.
02:02:50 The oil cannon.
02:02:52 You guys, we're talking about shit landing.
02:02:54 And then we were going to talk about Italy, and then suddenly there's.
02:02:57 Yeah.
02:02:59 What appears to be right.
02:03:00 Italy.
02:03:02 Oh, really? Oh,
02:03:05 show me
02:03:07 the first American Roman Catholic pope.
02:03:11 Yes, I can make it smaller.
02:03:13 It doesn't make sense, but we need to see it
02:03:16 right here. Can you see it?
02:03:18 Make it bigger.
02:03:19 Can you see it, man? That's better.
02:03:22 You rub it.
02:03:23 If you rub it against it doesn't do anything.
02:03:25 It's a rope. Come on, let's go.
02:03:27 They got a lot of old stuff here.
02:03:32 Oh, I love it.
02:03:37 Your girl.
02:03:39 The floor.
02:03:43 The pope.
02:03:43 You said
02:03:45 Pope.
02:03:46 Is that. Oh.
02:03:52 She's not in here.
02:03:55 Let's go.
02:03:55 We're definitely not supposed to be in there.
02:03:57 Hey, check this out.
02:04:00 I'm the pope.
02:04:01 Cooper, take off the Pope hat.
02:04:05 Oh, no. It's okay, I'm Catholic.
02:04:06 Cooper, take it off! God damn it!
02:04:10 Oh, you took the Lord's name in vain.
02:04:12 Only I can forgive you now, my son.
02:04:14 Take that fucking thing off. Cool.
02:04:18 He got married.
02:04:19 You said the 40.
02:04:21 The 30, the ten.
02:04:23 Touchdown. One.
02:04:26 Don't know why he's faced with James version.
02:04:29 No. Oh, my lord, it's the full face and the heathens.
02:04:33 Nothing
02:04:36 helps you sucker
02:04:39 you cover the hat, the hat, the hat is on fire.
02:04:44 We don't need no water.
02:04:46 Let them all. I'm not kidding. Look.
02:04:49 Oh! Holy shit!
02:04:51 Oh, no, no, the Pope put
02:04:53 the fire fireplace up. Go!
02:05:06 Gary, look at a guy with long hair like that.
02:05:08 Due to the smoke.
02:05:09 That's you.
02:05:10 Oh, it's fucking rich! Hahahahaha!
02:05:13 Give me a try.
02:05:15 I can swear it's in a.
02:05:18 And it's just. You left it on you.
02:05:21 No way. I'm very, very excited.
02:05:24 This is great.
02:05:25 Usually they wait 15 days to elect a new pope.
02:05:29 We can be seeing history in the making.
02:05:32 We could be seeing an arrest.
02:05:33 Sounds like I'm do sort of in this point.
02:05:36 Yeah.
02:05:41 Right.
02:05:42 Bugger
02:05:43 me. You.
02:05:47 Pretty sure that was Sabrina Carpenter down
02:05:49 the other.
02:05:55 Pick up
02:05:57 is the new Pope.
02:05:59 Oh. Hello, Sabrina.
02:06:14 Oh. Oh, I think I got, like, ten minutes into it.
02:06:18 I was like, I'll finish this up later.
02:06:21 That's awesome.
02:06:28 I'm so happy with that.
02:06:32 It's beautiful.
02:06:33 That's for our number.
02:06:34 I heard
02:06:36 I die healthy now. Did.
02:06:39 That's for the kid.
02:06:40 Now, I think the kids are number one guest.
02:06:43 No. Is it? Yeah,
02:06:45 yeah.
02:06:45 Ryan's our number one viewer.
02:06:47 I don't think he's ever missed a show.
02:06:49 Well, where's the kid tonight.
02:06:53 He missed the show immediately following the election.
02:06:55 He couldn't handle it.
02:06:56 Ryan is the new pope.
02:06:58 Oh yeah.
02:06:58 He skipped it intentionally.
02:07:02 I actually
02:07:03 we were like 8 or 9 shows in and I insisted they watch.
02:07:08 And then his girlfriend at the time
02:07:11 actually, caught him watching it and got hooked.
02:07:14 And then they watched it from like 16 on.
02:07:18 But but really.
02:07:19 Yeah.
02:07:19 I mean, he's, he's gone through nearly 100 and 103 with us.
02:07:24 There's no way
02:07:28 draw was just a color till 5 or 6.
02:07:32 Girlfriend at the time. What does that mean?
02:07:33 Not anymore.
02:07:34 He doesn't have that girlfriend.
02:07:37 I mean, he's not.
02:07:37 A long time exists.
02:07:40 I don't like that.
02:07:41 Yeah, that's according to convention.
02:07:46 But that's just we we we did that.
02:07:49 Did you see the show? More than you think?
02:07:52 I'm not an anarchist.
02:07:53 I like I like the orderly chaos that is my life.
02:07:58 Did you see the slit experiment?
02:07:59 Infinite questions.
02:08:02 Experience.
02:08:05 I gotta find it.
02:08:06 It's.
02:08:06 It's a great story, but it's supposed to be a.
02:08:08 All right, so
02:08:10 the professor's doing the slit experiment, and then a student.
02:08:14 A student raises his incision and says, what if there's three slits?
02:08:18 Yeah, they've done that.
02:08:20 Just says the math would still carry or scale up or what?
02:08:23 I don't know the right terminology, but
02:08:25 you do three
02:08:26 times whatever, and it would equal the whatever
02:08:29 keeps going and eventually says, what if you had an infinite amount of slits?
02:08:33 And then it becomes fascinating because then every,
02:08:37 every point of every molecule
02:08:40 or every point of every light path has to be infinite.
02:08:44 Even so, every every light path, every one that is
02:08:47 one dot is also going to the sun and back.
02:08:50 And then when people sun people question whatever.
02:08:53 Apparently that student was supposed to be Feynman, but it's not true.
02:08:56 Obviously, it was just some sort of two infinities
02:09:01 right away,
02:09:03 do they? Yes.
02:09:05 Mathematical problems.
02:09:07 It's like dividing by zero,
02:09:10 is it?
02:09:11 No, I don't get it. Gets undefined.
02:09:14 I can I can divide by zero.
02:09:18 No you can't.
02:09:20 Sure it becomes zero.
02:09:22 No, it does not become anything.
02:09:25 It becomes undefinable.
02:09:28 What about zero divided by zero?
02:09:31 It's still not what you're thinking.
02:09:33 What? Why?
02:09:34 Why did you want?
02:09:37 An infinitely undefinable I don't know.
02:09:40 We're dividing nothing, I just I count zero as nothing.
02:09:43 So I don't know what you meant.
02:09:45 I was just playing along. Okay.
02:09:47 You can't write to me.
02:09:49 I mean, doesn't have to make sense.
02:09:51 Infinity is messed up, is what I'm saying.
02:09:55 Any infinity, you introduce infinity,
02:09:58 and all of a sudden things get out of hand.
02:10:03 Well, apparently every light path
02:10:04 has an infinite amount of paths, regardless is what it proved.
02:10:08 If you if you say infinite or all possible, who would that be?
02:10:12 Better?
02:10:13 That would be way better.
02:10:15 Like a large.
02:10:16 You deal with a large number, that's fine.
02:10:19 But the large number be all all all path infinitely.
02:10:28 I have
02:10:29 to find the clip because I'm thinking that that
02:10:32 that makes sense to me.
02:10:33 It's all the hoax.
02:10:37 What?
02:10:37 That light takes an infinite path
02:10:40 to get to. Oh, yeah.
02:10:42 So here's where.
02:10:43 Here's where. It's tricky, though. How does that make sense?
02:10:45 If you
02:10:46 if you shined a light and it went one whatever
02:10:48 and then another path went all the way to the sun and back, that means the time.
02:10:51 That's what I was saying at all.
02:10:52 That means time doesn't exist, because they both still arrive
02:10:55 at the same point and are monitored at the same point.
02:10:58 How is that possible?
02:10:59 Because it can we and they know the speed of light.
02:11:01 So you can calculate how long it should be taking.
02:11:04 But it's apparently it happens.
02:11:06 I don't know what I'm talking about at that point.
02:11:08 I'll have to find the clip. Right, right. Brilliant.
02:11:11 What the dog doing?
02:11:12 I want to say 300,000m/s.
02:11:15 Fact check.
02:11:18 What?
02:11:19 The speed of light?
02:11:21 Yeah.
02:11:23 That track
02:11:25 says that
02:11:28 fact check. All.
02:11:32 Is this is this.
02:11:33 Does this count?
02:11:34 This is measuring the speed. The dog doing.
02:11:36 He's going to check on faster enough.
02:11:41 We don't need to hear that sound.
02:11:43 Know what the dog doing?
02:11:47 I don't even have that.
02:11:49 What is the dog in the wrong?
02:11:54 Just to reiterate, these are all Gary submitted clips.
02:11:58 Yeah,
02:11:59 and I try to play them all, but I don't think we're going to be able to it
02:12:02 every time I stand behind this.
02:12:09 And that is the joke that wins the show.
02:12:12 As I was going behind, he says, I stand behind this just like the dog did.
02:12:17 It's perfect.
02:12:18 Okay. Thanks for seeing that in this.
02:12:23 You have to frame that just right to make it make sense.
02:12:25 I stand behind this.
02:12:27 That's all you need to say.
02:12:28 You don't need this.
02:12:29 You don't need to frame it.
02:12:32 Okay?
02:12:33 Who wouldn't stand behind the cute dog?
02:12:36 I stand behind this.
02:12:38 Although, you know what?
02:12:39 Those groceries don't look real.
02:12:41 Okay, I get it
02:12:43 now. Why would he be buying any of those things?
02:12:46 He's a dog.
02:12:47 That's how you make fresh pet.
02:12:50 Oh, okay.
02:12:51 I didn't know that.
02:12:51 When you grind up one dog and three vegetables.
02:12:56 Okay. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing.
02:12:58 Why is the dog shopping for vegetables?
02:13:00 You. Can you buy at an actual.
02:13:03 What was that like? How many babies there?
02:13:05 I don't even know.
02:13:07 It's incongruent.
02:13:13 What?
02:13:13 I said that I said that right.
02:13:16 Perhaps.
02:13:21 You use.
02:13:22 Didn't make sense when you say perhaps people don't think you're smarter.
02:13:27 They think I wasn't going for smart.
02:13:30 I was going for good, giving you the benefit of the doubt.
02:13:34 That might be true, perhaps.
02:13:37 I don't think so.
02:13:39 Perhaps.
02:13:43 They're going to stick a finger in my butt on this one.
02:13:45 All right, do it.
02:13:48 Was it a video of dead?
02:13:50 No way. Not me, you children.
02:13:53 Yeah, yeah.
02:13:54 So if a kid gets an answer, right, tell him it was a lucky guess.
02:13:58 That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
02:14:02 For I see an old lady slip and fall on the wet sidewalk.
02:14:06 My first instinct is to laugh.
02:14:08 I insult people with the term good luck.
02:14:11 Like if if if I win in a video game, it's skilled.
02:14:14 But if the other if my opponent wins, they just had good luck, right?
02:14:19 But then I think,
02:14:20 what if I was a man and she fell on,
02:14:23 then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
02:14:26 Any time I see something screech
02:14:28 across a room and latch onto someone's neck and the guy screams and tries
02:14:34 to get it off, I have to laugh because what is that thing?
02:14:39 If God
02:14:40 well,
02:14:42 it's God.
02:14:43 This is the important part. He's getting.
02:14:46 Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead.
02:14:49 No way. Not me.
02:14:50 You children need encouragement, so let's just get to three.
02:14:55 There were four. Tell him it was a lucky guess.
02:14:58 That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
02:15:01 For I see an old lady slip and fall on the wet sidewalk.
02:15:05 My first instinct is to laugh.
02:15:08 But then I think, what if I was a man and she fell on?
02:15:12 Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
02:15:15 Anytime I see something screech
02:15:17 across a room and latch onto someone's neck and the guy screams and tries
02:15:23 to get it off, I have to laugh because what is that thing?
02:15:28 If God dwells inside us like some people say,
02:15:31 I sure hope you liked enchiladas because they,
02:15:34 I did it again, dude, I unbelievable.
02:15:38 Do we hear enough, or do we need to hear more?
02:15:41 Because I'm having trouble.
02:15:42 I could listen to that all day.
02:15:45 It's like chicken attack for the genitals.
02:15:49 Yeah, speaking of chicken attacks for the genitals all the way back around.
02:15:54 Oh. It's okay. This is this is a medical.
02:15:56 This is a medical thing, and this is professional medical.
02:16:00 Oh, yeah. These are,
02:16:03 Oh. Oh, no.
02:16:05 She's rooting around in there.
02:16:10 So. Oh, no adjustment.
02:16:15 Will be good next time. And.
02:16:21 Oh, no.
02:16:23 Legitimate.
02:16:24 Is there a phone number? Oh, we should dial that.
02:16:26 They might be open right now.
02:16:27 Why are they in India?
02:16:30 You're gonna call me, dial out.
02:16:34 For American,
02:16:36 I am.
02:16:41 Must station.
02:16:45 I'm calling.
02:16:46 Seeking more things.
02:16:48 You're beating.
02:16:51 Those demons.
02:16:53 Yeah.
02:16:54 This is real film producer.
02:16:56 I hope not.
02:16:58 No. They would have taken his pants.
02:17:02 Why did you call in sick mode?
02:17:06 That you beat them.
02:17:08 But you know those demons egg
02:17:11 rocks of Indian
02:17:14 charm?
02:17:17 All right, let's try this one last time.
02:17:19 Dwells inside us like some people say.
02:17:21 I sure hope you like central ladies, because that's what he's getting.
02:17:26 Sometimes I think.
02:17:27 I think I finally got it all. I'm not sure if we.
02:17:32 I did, I miss what was the name?
02:17:35 John Handy. Jack Haley
02:17:38 deep thought John Handy
02:17:42 I think it's hundred
02:17:45 and themself.
02:17:47 I don't know.
02:17:49 Happy birthday to Nick Gir.
02:17:50 If you're watching someone in chat.
02:17:52 Want me happy birthday Nick for the fun
02:17:57 you call the child the word and happy birthday to Nick Gir.
02:18:01 If you're watching,
02:18:02 someone in chat wants me to say that I was watching that little kid.
02:18:06 You call him a all right.
02:18:07 We do have also honorable mention that,
02:18:12 so that gives you the right to call the child
02:18:14 five year old the N-word.
02:18:18 So I just noticed that
02:18:20 the song that I heard when I was a kid.
02:18:24 Yeah, I put the H on it to emphasize it's talking about.
02:18:27 Boy, I got to find it.
02:18:33 I will
02:18:33 never say any form of nigger.
02:18:37 I you know, I'm scared of that.
02:18:42 Oh, no.
02:18:44 Oh, no. One.
02:18:47 Would you do this song?
02:18:50 Oh, pink pony, I think I am once.
02:18:54 All right, but then the foresight with that
02:18:59 caught stealing once when he was five, he was talking about the nigger boy.
02:19:02 I mean, the nigger word boy. Shit.
02:19:04 What did I say?
02:19:05 Well, what did you say? That's bullshit, I don't know.
02:19:07 Did you call the child the nigger word?
02:19:09 I did not, I meant to say the dude.
02:19:12 The boy word.
02:19:14 Oh, there's a problem.
02:19:16 It doesn't mean that little kid.
02:19:17 You call him a nigger.
02:19:19 I always cut off the certain point, right, to make it.
02:19:22 You know, to make it okay. Your nigger.
02:19:24 All right. That's what you say.
02:19:26 Wow. So I you know what?
02:19:28 I like the people are saying.
02:19:30 You know what? You're not going to have domain over me.
02:19:32 Over saying sounds. It's ridiculous.
02:19:35 Nigger.
02:19:36 It doesn't hurt anybody if you're like, fucking guy that.
02:19:39 What did what did, that one comedian say?
02:19:42 You've never been punched in the face.
02:19:43 I don't give a shit if words really, truly hurt you.
02:19:48 You know what?
02:19:50 Physically hurt?
02:19:53 Yeah.
02:19:53 That bitch was like, fuck you, nigger.
02:19:55 You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
02:20:00 It was the end. The video too.
02:20:01 I hate talking about that shy, a little buff video, but she's like.
02:20:04 He's like, say it. Oh, you're not.
02:20:06 You're on camera. Say it again.
02:20:08 She just let it rip, okay?
02:20:11 The amount of money that she's got.
02:20:13 Do you guys wish.
02:20:14 Oh, that was, you know, not at all.
02:20:18 I mean, I'll take the money, but I don't want the.
02:20:20 I'd rather just have.
02:20:21 I ain't got one. Yeah, right. I'll treat it all for some money.
02:20:26 I can't live in Minnesota.
02:20:27 No, I don't often in early million dollars in live in Minnesota.
02:20:32 Good or not, I live in Michigan.
02:20:34 $1 million live in Minnesota.
02:20:37 I'm out of here.
02:20:39 Well, you should hang out at playground.
02:20:41 Go up north.
02:20:42 This is go up north.
02:20:43 There we go. Met a man in his 50s.
02:20:45 Hanging out of playgrounds can go one of two ways.
02:20:47 You're either going to get film, saying the n word and make $1
02:20:51 million or.
02:20:55 Wasn't this guy in his 50s filming?
02:20:57 We all know the convention of how it will end.
02:20:59 What was this guy filming at the playground?
02:21:02 So he's a he's got a rap sheet and so does the boy, apparently.
02:21:05 No, I don't know if the boy does, but,
02:21:07 you know, that's a hate speech.
02:21:09 They're not good people.
02:21:11 What if the whole thing.
02:21:13 So that gives you the right to call the child five year old nigger the N-word?
02:21:17 I watched a sitcom where the housekeeper and the son
02:21:20 played a fast one on the father on a bet, and after it was all over and I was like,
02:21:24 oh man, I couldn't believe that he noticed or some stupid shit like that.
02:21:28 And the housekeeper gave this the boy her, his cut.
02:21:31 I mean, it was clearly,
02:21:33 you know, set up.
02:21:34 What if this whole thing is set up?
02:21:37 Everyone's on it.
02:21:38 Just just to make the money the ultimate in business.
02:21:42 The ultimate, that's a grift.
02:21:44 It's actually a pretty good possibility. That's
02:21:48 cut off.
02:21:49 Yeah, because it's like the perfect situation.
02:21:51 You know, like I've said shit since I saw it,
02:21:55 I've been at least ten times a day at a park screaming obscenities.
02:22:00 Yeah. You know, that's a hate speech.
02:22:03 People literally say, we know what you're trying to do,
02:22:07 right? Right.
02:22:08 We saw the video finish.
02:22:10 All right? I don't even act.
02:22:11 So I'm.
02:22:12 So this is scaring me, though.
02:22:14 What's going to what's next?
02:22:16 What are people going to do to get attention next?
02:22:19 Do you call the child the nigger?
02:22:21 Word?
02:22:24 What's it gonna take seriously?
02:22:26 When? Why did you call him a nigger?
02:22:28 In the same show that I just said?
02:22:30 Hey, people that think words heard have never been hit in the face.
02:22:33 What what what's going to happen when words don't hurt at all?
02:22:36 And to anyone,
02:22:37 we're just completely apathetic, callous against the whole student match.
02:22:41 Yeah. Completely.
02:22:43 Decency. I don't give a shit.
02:22:46 Right? Right. All right.
02:22:48 George is a little bit younger than us.
02:22:49 He's the poster child for exactly what I'm talking about.
02:22:53 You know, that's a hate speech.
02:22:54 Cold hearted, emotionless prick all the time.
02:22:58 Okay. Hey, man. All right.
02:23:01 Okay.
02:23:01 Anything but his dirt and his dog.
02:23:04 Fuck off this bird.
02:23:06 Oh, he talks out the door like somebody else lives there,
02:23:09 but I don't think he even has a good deal.
02:23:11 My property.
02:23:14 What the dog doing?
02:23:19 Being a cunt.
02:23:19 There's a no.
02:23:20 But I think this is another subpoena.
02:23:21 The most, most amount of times, the harder has been said on a podcast and home to.
02:23:27 So maybe.
02:23:27 Did you hear my original?
02:23:28 Did you call the child the nigger word?
02:23:31 As soon as we switched over to Rumble, I just thought we could watch
02:23:35 Django Unchained.
02:23:36 I have, I have the entire movie right here, ready to go.
02:23:39 Oh, 105
02:23:42 I've never seen it.
02:23:44 Many good one.
02:23:47 You've never seen it?
02:23:50 I watched it accidentally the second time.
02:23:55 I think I'm getting swatted.
02:23:58 Yeah, you are
02:24:01 okay.
02:24:03 Is that something?
02:24:04 I don't know what it means.
02:24:05 Or literally sounds a little speculative.
02:24:08 I wouldn't deploy. Mean what?
02:24:10 Oh, man.
02:24:11 Dude, I got a shout out to the drew guy driving around
02:24:14 Michigan today in the Mustang, driving like an asshole
02:24:17 with the license plate, trots, thinking that it's cool.
02:24:21 Anybody who's over 40 knows that the trots is when you get the shits or diarrhea.
02:24:27 Oh, yeah.
02:24:28 Yeah, the Mustang is it?
02:24:30 I don't think he thinks it's right a try.
02:24:32 I get it like a horse trotting.
02:24:33 Where do you get a mustang if you're just going to try your luck?
02:24:36 Spring trots. Right.
02:24:38 He just.
02:24:39 He he asked I what what vanity plate goes with a horse and it said trolling.
02:24:44 Don't. Wow.
02:24:47 But I just when I thought of it, I thought of course
02:24:50 an asshole is going to have a license plate truck, right?
02:24:53 I mean, you're literally leaving a trail of shit, you fucking asshole.
02:24:57 Worst driver he can do, too.
02:24:59 Yeah, he kept he just kept going.
02:25:01 You just you and get an instant karma.
02:25:03 And then I'd see him again.
02:25:05 So we're just all relax and ju ju ju.
02:25:07 That's exactly what you actually was. More. I
02:25:10 will use your shoe.
02:25:12 He looked over. Yeah.
02:25:14 And all of us do.
02:25:15 All of us, you know, drive the same route every fucking day are shaking our heads
02:25:19 because you know, we're going to see him at the light
02:25:20 and we're going to see him again.
02:25:21 Like light.
02:25:23 I love that he was living up to the license
02:25:25 plate, the trots
02:25:29 mad respect.
02:25:30 He gave me the truck. Blame you.
02:25:32 But today I want to explain why this isn't as crazy as it sounds.
02:25:37 This idea comes from physicists.
02:25:39 Microsoft lied.
02:25:40 They do not have a quantum computer chip.
02:25:42 And making a rather simple point that I think
02:25:45 the rest of the physics community hasn't really caught up with, he says.
02:25:49 Look, normally we think the particles of higher energy probe shorter distances.
02:25:51 This is the idea of microscopes give the point of light.
02:25:53 The photons have higher energy,
02:25:54 they have a shorter wavelengths, so they give a better resolution.
02:25:56 It's also why we build particle colliders,
02:25:58 because the more energy we can put into the collision,
02:25:59 the shorter distances we can probe devices.
02:26:01 But look, if we pump more and more energy
02:26:03 to particle collisions, eventually we'll just make a black hole.
02:26:05 And what about if we pump even more energy into the collision?
02:26:07 We'll make because we don't want to make a black hole.
02:26:09 Higher energy means we probe shorter and shorter distances.
02:26:11 It only works up to weight.
02:26:14 So all this colliding of particles, they're trying to make a black hole,
02:26:18 or she's just saying that's the inevitable
02:26:22 as much energy as we put in.
02:26:24 That's what, that's what
02:26:27 is created.
02:26:27 But I think we should stop.
02:26:29 You know, part of it is kind of playing around with that. Yeah.
02:26:31 That's what that's where Mandela Effect comes in.
02:26:33 That's the whole allegedly and allegedly, allegedly.
02:26:39 I don't like the
02:26:42 the Mandela effects are too easily
02:26:44 explained.
02:26:47 So many that we can calculate where this energy is.
02:26:50 And it's approximately at the Planck energy,
02:26:52 which is about 14 orders of magnitude
02:26:53 above the energy that the Large Hadron Collider uses.
02:26:55 So way higher than what we can do in practice.
02:26:56 What it tells us that black holes merge the short distance physics
02:26:59 at high energies with a long distance physics of gravity of low energies.
02:27:02 Black holes do it.
02:27:03 This is called UV, I don't know, so let's take this seriously.
02:27:06 This particle physics gravity junction
02:27:07 means we have to understand black holes as a whole.
02:27:10 Other hypothetical quantum gravity are
02:27:11 these gravitons are what store information that falls into the black hole.
02:27:14 All the information of what the black hole was made.
02:27:15 This makes a lot of sense, I think, because black holes
02:27:17 are really just gravity.
02:27:18 So if something stores the information, what else could it
02:27:20 possibly be at the quantum level, if not gravity?
02:27:24 Look how uneven her hair is.
02:27:27 It's.
02:27:27 So that's your biggest problem with her appearance today
02:27:32 okay.
02:27:36 Then,
02:27:36 since not all this information remains accessible on the surface of the black
02:27:41 hole on the horizon, this is the idea of the holographic
02:27:45 principle, which goes back to back with Stein and Hawking.
02:27:49 It's the currently most popular solution to the black hole
02:27:53 information loss problem.
02:27:54 Again, it might not be right, but it isn't as farfetched as it seems.
02:28:00 But now here's where things get wild.
02:28:02 Over the past decade, a lot of other research has
02:28:05 I think we should go back to wrestling are far from being.
02:28:10 Unique.
02:28:10 So can you hear it?
02:28:12 Nope.
02:28:13 No. Good, because I'm not playing the sound.
02:28:16 See, sometimes the audiologist has to
02:28:20 listen.
02:28:21 Can you hear it now?
02:28:22 Yeah, yeah.
02:28:28 Yeah.
02:28:29 See, now that was fucking cool.
02:28:32 Did you, did you see that was a tiny because the TV set up.
02:28:37 You really tiny.
02:28:39 There's no way to change any of this setup on in Rumble Studio.
02:28:43 Yeah.
02:28:44 Yeah, I have a touch screen. You.
02:28:52 All over the world.
02:28:54 Yeah, that was cool.
02:28:56 They practice the shit out of that.
02:28:58 Or at least he did.
02:28:59 Yeah.
02:29:00 So even I have heard of that guy a little bit.
02:29:04 I've never seen him, I just. Oh, God.
02:29:06 Or is that his? I don't know, I don't know his name.
02:29:08 I just know that there's a pogo stick guy who's done a couple pogo stick things.
02:29:12 Apparently he was like pogo stick.
02:29:14 A pogo stick artist. Before becoming a
02:29:18 wrestler.
02:29:19 What would be a great name for a pogo stick wrestler?
02:29:22 Pogo stick. Her?
02:29:24 No. Joe's to, harder.
02:29:27 Johnny Pogo.
02:29:32 No. Just spring.
02:29:34 I like it, it's dumb.
02:29:36 He put white makeup all over you like this because it's his idea.
02:29:39 Yeah.
02:29:41 He said no,
02:29:43 no, nobody liked what nobody likes.
02:29:45 And you see, we do the exact opposite.
02:29:48 We. There's no support. There's no. Yes.
02:29:51 We just.
02:29:51 No. Yes.
02:29:55 John agrees.
02:30:02 All right.
02:30:06 Yep. Did that.
02:30:07 We're not going to do that.
02:30:08 Professional chicken?
02:30:11 Yes. Chicken. Yes.
02:30:16 You got it right on the eggs.
02:30:18 You're supposed to squirm eggs away with your back on eggs
02:30:20 going to break its own eggs.
02:30:21 This is ridiculous. This is a one out of five.
02:30:24 What kind of chicken gets stuck on its back in the coop like this?
02:30:28 Trying to lay on the eggs.
02:30:29 You're supposed to squat on eggs, not lay with your back on them.
02:30:32 It's going to break its own eggs.
02:30:33 This is ridiculous. This is a one out of five.
02:30:36 What kind of chicken gets stuck on its back?
02:30:39 Do you think he put the chicken like that?
02:30:41 I think everything's fake for some reason on the internet.
02:30:43 Do chicken really mess up that bad that they wait? How?
02:30:48 How many eggs are in there?
02:30:50 There's like six of them.
02:30:52 Wait.
02:30:53 1234, five, six, seven, eight that we can see in the coop like this.
02:30:57 Trying to lay on the eggs.
02:30:59 You're supposed to squat on the eggs,
02:31:00 not lay with your back on eggs in the bunch under it's dude, it's set up.
02:31:04 There's chickens.
02:31:05 I don't know a lot about chickens, but I'm pretty sure they lay an egg started.
02:31:10 I want to believe,
02:31:13 I believe, I want to believe there's like 10 or 11.
02:31:17 There's a dozen eggs in there.
02:31:19 That's the tip off.
02:31:20 Chickens don't lay a dozen eggs.
02:31:22 If they did, they would come in a carton.
02:31:26 Good point.
02:31:27 There's one more chicken attack.
02:31:29 So, you know, neo is the one.
02:31:34 Right.
02:31:34 The one.
02:31:35 Yeah, obviously neo is the one.
02:31:39 Well.
02:31:42 If this is a simulation,
02:31:43 I found chicken attack neo.
02:31:47 He's the one.
02:31:54 There is no sound.
02:31:56 What? I can't hear it.
02:31:58 There is no sound.
02:32:00 Where's the sound?
02:32:00 Oh, I wish I could have heard that.
02:32:04 That would have sounded cool.
02:32:06 Yeah, I could only imagine what that sounded like.
02:32:08 My name is Alfie.
02:32:10 Did you hear that? So here's.
02:32:12 Yeah, there is no sound, I said on the chicken.
02:32:15 He was just leading.
02:32:16 He literally came with a chicken slash staff
02:32:19 and must have been, you know, thousands.
02:32:21 Oh, he's got like a chicken staff following him.
02:32:23 The staff of so many chickens.
02:32:25 Yes. It was the,
02:32:27 what's that thing from the, you know, the what do you call it after the what?
02:32:29 Chicken? Seth?
02:32:32 The chicken leg.
02:32:33 Chicken bone?
02:32:35 No, Jackie.
02:32:39 This was just called rapid.
02:32:40 Rapid fire. I don't know what the.
02:32:42 Oh, this is good. Is it is it good?
02:32:45 Is it good?
02:32:46 Oh, wait for.
02:32:49 Did you say rapid fire?
02:32:52 But yeah, just wanted to make sure I didn't want to just let it pass by.
02:32:57 This is not good spelling.
02:32:59 Going to go?
02:33:02 Yeah, I'll go.
02:33:05 Spinach January ketchup.
02:33:10 Yeah.
02:33:12 Nothing's mine.
02:33:14 Throw
02:33:16 oat meat loaf
02:33:19 cheese or oatmeal.
02:33:21 I'm like Asia milk.
02:33:24 Hello? Ponyo.
02:33:25 Wait, wasn't milk right? Good nut.
02:33:27 Grenouille. Yeah. We going straight?
02:33:30 Oh, shit.
02:33:32 Genteel managment
02:33:35 candy light watermelon.
02:33:38 Crap.
02:33:39 Knife is slippery.
02:33:42 Lies.
02:33:44 Spider-Man.
02:33:46 Soucy.
02:33:48 Poop.
02:33:50 Baboon
02:33:52 guns.
02:33:53 Spider man.
02:33:57 See the grammar man.
02:34:01 I don't know, okay.
02:34:02 I'm pretty sure it went.
02:34:05 Went just right by.
02:34:07 Just right.
02:34:09 Oh, I've got a snake attack,
02:34:13 dude.
02:34:13 Okay, as long as it's not a penis.
02:34:17 Hello? Everything.
02:34:18 Everything is a penis.
02:34:20 Everything's a penis was the same.
02:34:25 Yeah.
02:34:25 Where's the sound? See?
02:34:27 See you fucker! You got to close it. Open it
02:34:30 close in my mouth.
02:34:38 Goes one open?
02:34:39 What?
02:34:41 I swear there's something here.
02:34:43 Isn't there a little note on this one little mute button hiding what?
02:34:46 I've already got it now.
02:34:49 Working,
02:34:51 Interesting.
02:34:52 It's weird because it says original audio.
02:34:54 So you would assume that there is an audio?
02:34:56 There's a
02:34:57 an updated current audio.
02:34:59 Or does it say original audio of,
02:35:02 under Nurse Love official's comments?
02:35:04 Yeah. See that?
02:35:07 It would be, right by the comments.
02:35:10 Come on, come on, come on in. Much? Look at
02:35:14 on. See, so you'd have
02:35:21 to remove and then bring it back, and then the sound comes.
02:35:25 That's what's happening to mine
02:35:27 because you just said share this tab instead,
02:35:29 which is what's supposed to happen, but the sound doesn't go with you.
02:35:34 Why? Let me guess.
02:35:36 They're going to stick a finger in the snake's ass.
02:35:38 Yeah it is.
02:35:39 You wonder what he was doing, I gotta ask, does a snake have an ass?
02:35:44 It has to. Right?
02:35:45 Like it's got its dick. Like it's. It definitely has his dick.
02:35:47 Right there. Like,
02:35:50 how do you know?
02:35:51 You can tell.
02:35:53 I see his head. Are you in there?
02:35:56 He's circumcised.
02:35:58 Hey, lot.
02:35:58 It's not just grabbing, like the fabric. It's
02:36:02 got some.
02:36:04 He just thinks he's mating.
02:36:06 He just thinks it's another snake.
02:36:10 Maybe one hell of a deep throat.
02:36:13 Unhinge that jaw.
02:36:16 They're like.
02:36:16 They're staring him right in the eye.
02:36:18 Okay, now, no matter what, we're going to need you to not get hurt.
02:36:22 Oh, and.
02:36:23 All right,
02:36:25 the more he gets hurt, the easier it is to bite and hold on.
02:36:28 All right, first thing I'm gonna have to ask you to do
02:36:30 is stop pushing up my dick and stop looking me in the eye right.
02:36:35 Let's start there.
02:36:37 Somebody call my mom.
02:36:39 Like, somebody call my mom right.
02:36:42 Just leave the snake.
02:36:43 Don't touch it. Don't touch it.
02:36:46 This is the snakes.
02:36:47 Very much like a hand if you just like.
02:36:49 If they're, like, wiggling it back and forth, it's
02:36:51 pretty much like they're whacking them off with the snake. Right?
02:36:54 I, I'm not going to say right.
02:36:58 Right.
02:36:58 It's definitely like something
02:36:59 for the record, when I said call my mom, I wasn't like, call my mom.
02:37:02 I was like, that's usually the antidote for hard penis for me.
02:37:05 I was so happy.
02:37:07 Mother, my dear, sweet mother, have you know there's a.
02:37:10 Yeah, I saw my mother yesterday, and she's doing well.
02:37:15 How are your mom's?
02:37:16 Oh, I saw your mother yesterday. She was doing well.
02:37:18 Checking the. Okay. Good.
02:37:21 We're going to singles. Yeah. That one.
02:37:23 I went to the State Tigers game as usual this year.
02:37:26 There was not almost a fight between my brother and somebody else.
02:37:28 Everything was pretty normal.
02:37:30 But the Tigers got their ass kicked, so.
02:37:35 Most people left early.
02:37:37 We did not.
02:37:39 You can never.
02:37:40 Dude, you can't leave early. You paid.
02:37:42 There's. It's so expensive.
02:37:43 Oh, my God, do you know what I love?
02:37:45 The pitch clock is the most amazing thing in the world.
02:37:49 Yeah. What about throwing to first?
02:37:51 Only twice?
02:37:52 That's kind of weird, right?
02:37:54 I don't know that, I don't know, I don't I don't follow enough to care that much.
02:37:57 I just know that, just the games drag on
02:38:00 and I enjoy going to a game, but I just it's just like, all right, let's go.
02:38:04 That's another rule
02:38:05 they did, because part of the dragging on is the pitcher
02:38:06 goes to the first and gets the guy and fucking gets it to run back.
02:38:09 And he leads off and he leads off.
02:38:10 Now the pitcher can only throw the first two times
02:38:15 okay.
02:38:15 So that's interesting.
02:38:16 You're going to steal a base. Just get him lead off and throw twice.
02:38:18 And then you know he can't throw you for it.
02:38:20 We can't.
02:38:20 You as the runner can't you just like look at the pitch clock and go okay.
02:38:24 He's more than likely getting a pitch because the time's winding down.
02:38:28 Although the time was winding down and they, they
02:38:31 he was not pitching yet and they gave him like a couple, you know, extra seconds.
02:38:36 I don't know what constitutes starting your pitch.
02:38:39 I have no idea. But
02:38:42 it's probably just the clock.
02:38:43 They're not that strict about it.
02:38:44 Maybe umpires got a little you get you get this,
02:38:47 you get the initial set amount of seconds
02:38:49 and then you get an extra five that isn't accounted for.
02:38:51 And then if you go beyond that, maybe,
02:38:54 but,
02:38:56 they could definitely make baseball faster.
02:38:58 Yeah. Anything to make baseball faster.
02:39:00 I'm fine with it.
02:39:00 Said so much that.
02:39:01 But I did throw me off because I don't go to many games.
02:39:04 But I have gone to a decent amount.
02:39:06 And so, I was missing occasional pitches
02:39:11 because I'm so used to pitch,
02:39:14 you know, they go through the motions, whether it's a hit or a strike or.
02:39:17 But no, honey, you said it's pitch no.
02:39:20 And then you get a chance to just kind of look around and you look around.
02:39:22 You look around and then like, okay, finally they're okay. Yeah.
02:39:25 They're going to go pitch again. All right.
02:39:27 It seemed like I was when I was looking around like shit was happening.
02:39:30 And I'm like, oh yeah, fuck I got.
02:39:32 So I wasn't used to the pacing, but then once I got used to it, it was
02:39:36 it was actually really, relieving to not be there all fucking day.
02:39:41 But plus you're not actually pitching.
02:39:43 I mean, if you actually missed one, it's okay.
02:39:47 No, for sure. No.
02:39:53 What brandishes the wrist is where?
02:39:57 Reebok bump ball.
02:40:00 More like left handed.
02:40:03 That's my joke of the week.
02:40:05 I thought they were going to sing.
02:40:08 Oh, no.
02:40:09 Re bock bock bock.
02:40:12 So there's no
02:40:14 no kid.
02:40:16 Him a wink.
02:40:17 But, man, we had trouble starting the show.
02:40:21 Kid, what are you doing?
02:40:22 Masturbating.
02:40:23 Oh, he came in. He would have came in.
02:40:26 Yeah, well, yeah, there's a lot of different toys. You.
02:40:28 Oh, is that what the problem is?
02:40:30 That's been lately.
02:40:32 Made a pretty, pretty good. Yes.
02:40:35 Yeah.
02:40:36 Is that there's not a lot of stuff I can, you know, compare it to.
02:40:40 Yeah. That's good. I wish,
02:40:43 taught me that in kindergarten.
02:40:45 Kindergarten? There's like 3 or 4.
02:40:48 3 or 4 what, like 14 or 15 year olds?
02:40:53 Yeah. I've come across that.
02:40:55 Oh, wow. Whoa, whoa.
02:40:58 We still have the kids segment. Yes.
02:41:02 Who needs I forget I said
02:41:04 sorry to talk to the kid.
02:41:08 We saw every hey I monologue.
02:41:12 Oh, these dogs are great.
02:41:15 Oh, Larry.
02:41:16 It's like.
02:41:17 Oh, okay, kids, but the dog do it.
02:41:20 Oh, no.
02:41:22 But okay.
02:41:30 Oh, it's all off the roof.
02:41:32 This is what it.
02:41:35 Says no.
02:41:37 Well, that. That's nice.
02:41:39 Yeah, yeah.
02:41:40 Are you kidding me
02:41:42 or. Oh.
02:41:45 Hello?
02:41:46 I, yeah, I fucking a new dog on.
02:41:51 Hey. Oh oh.
02:41:54 Oh, yeah.
02:41:57 Oh, oh. Broken wheels.
02:42:00 It's walking wheels.
02:42:01 My dog.
02:42:04 Oh, oh, hold it steady.
02:42:07 Oh oh this dog. Oh,
02:42:14 That's awesome.
02:42:16 I must have said that. It was.
02:42:18 It was funny.
02:42:19 Yeah.
02:42:19 You sent them all in.
02:42:21 I didn't do much. Okay, squeak.
02:42:24 Good.
02:42:24 Bring on the next one.
02:42:26 Yeah. This is the one I sent in.
02:42:28 Do you guys, like, I think the yellow ball.
02:42:35 Okay, you get it?
02:42:38 There you go.
02:42:39 Said I wanted a rum and coke.
02:42:41 Let's try that. Yeah,
02:42:43 but the other side, dude, just let it go.
02:42:48 Well, yeah, I get.
02:42:53 Of course.
02:42:53 Just a Coke. This is amazing.
02:42:55 You're welcome.
02:42:57 I got a gin and tonic.
02:42:58 You got it?
02:43:00 Gin and tonic.
02:43:01 Enjoy.
02:43:02 I asked for gin and tonic.
02:43:05 Trust me, it's worth it.
02:43:12 Oh, it tastes like gin.
02:43:13 There you go. Turn around.
02:43:16 Tastes like chocolate.
02:43:19 My favorite way to get drunk. Now.
02:43:22 Amazing.
02:43:25 Hey, buddy, can I get four?
02:43:27 One that can decide. Sure.
02:43:30 No matter what you want.
02:43:31 This guy's got an apple for every taste.
02:43:33 Yeah.
02:43:33 Just believe. Man. Order one,
02:43:36 please. Okay.
02:43:37 In that case, do you have an apple?
02:43:40 It tastes like.
02:43:41 Do I have an apple that tastes like.
02:43:44 Is that what you're talking about? No.
02:43:51 It tastes like shit.
02:43:53 Turn it around.
02:43:59 Like I'm back in Thailand.
02:44:05 Get it, get it!
02:44:06 Gary! No!
02:44:09 He turned it around.
02:44:11 Turn it around.
02:44:12 Okay, so last week I didn't enjoy Tuesday because I had too much on this.
02:44:18 Plus I opened, I think, Corona.
02:44:20 Well, then I went to Stoney.
02:44:22 I went disc golfing with the boys.
02:44:24 Except we went to late in the day and I got blotto
02:44:28 and, we sat there in the parking lot with me for an hour
02:44:32 while I tried to get my head straight before we can drive home,
02:44:35 walk around nature like an asshole with my little discus.
02:44:39 And so
02:44:39 he should, I found I've never seen this before.
02:44:44 I never have glass at a public park.
02:44:47 Because you're not allowed to.
02:44:49 But my favorite.
02:44:50 When did you get allowed to do this?
02:44:52 Golfing.
02:44:53 I wasn't invited, do you think?
02:44:55 Might you do an official invite?
02:44:58 I got an all your buddies.
02:44:59 I'm like a kid in 2025.
02:45:02 I want to go golfing.
02:45:04 I got an all year. I got an all. Your yours?
02:45:06 Yeah. You did, which is correct. Yes.
02:45:08 So I found Sam Adams cherry wheat in a can.
02:45:14 Was delicious.
02:45:15 Was there a comma there?
02:45:16 You found Sam Adams comma cherry wheat.
02:45:19 And how did saying can fit in a can?
02:45:22 I usually don't pronounce my punctuation comma,
02:45:25 but sometimes I didn't fit in a can.
02:45:27 Speaking to fit in.
02:45:27 Again that's not a can question mark.
02:45:32 This is a can.
02:45:36 It looks like
02:45:36 she's carrying two bags or something.
02:45:40 There's no no sound.
02:45:41 Right.
02:45:43 Because you got to fucking leave and come back every fucking time.
02:45:46 Wait. I'm sorry. You.
02:45:49 No.
02:45:54 Do you think she should pay
02:45:55 extra on an airplane?
02:45:59 Yes. We go back to that exact same meat seat.
02:46:01 Does that say meat seat?
02:46:04 It says meat.
02:46:05 Well, my friend
02:46:07 has a nice, smart mark on it, said
02:46:11 meat Mart cart.
02:46:15 They're testing that today.
02:46:18 What?
02:46:19 The cart?
02:46:22 Yeah.
02:46:23 The guy that design is like.
02:46:24 See, I told I fucking told you.
02:46:27 Well, my friend, when he bends down like an inch, has a nice, curvature.
02:46:32 Does it just keep rolling?
02:46:34 Does it just keep rolling around and start over?
02:46:37 Yeah.
02:46:37 Have the clip. Not the clip.
02:46:38 I meant her fat rolls.
02:46:40 Oh, yes.
02:46:43 Correct, correct.
02:46:46 I feel bad that I said that I.
02:46:48 Yeah, you should. You.
02:46:51 So here's another versus this is what is this
02:46:54 Chevy Tahoe versus giant speed bump.
02:46:58 Oh yeah.
02:46:59 Oh okay.
02:47:00 At what speed does it hit the sign?
02:47:05 Three.
02:47:07 What speed?
02:47:08 15 miles.
02:47:09 15mph.
02:47:12 You'll see the sign.
02:47:16 Dude, you are nailing it tonight.
02:47:18 I see the signs.
02:47:20 All right.
02:47:22 I saw the sign.
02:47:26 Okay, that wrecked the car.
02:47:29 Well, because it's a speed bump, you're supposed to slow down
02:47:32 going the same exact.
02:47:35 Okay, this is this is a sign.
02:47:40 Airborne.
02:47:41 Wait. It's real.
02:47:43 Okay, so now I know wrestling. Is this real life?
02:47:46 Is this a or is this a video game?
02:47:48 Keep going.
02:47:49 How fast you think a town can go.
02:47:52 But I think it can go like 120.
02:47:54 What do you mean? That's a stupid question.
02:47:56 Maybe even faster.
02:47:58 I think there's a governor.
02:47:59 There's a governor. I think it stops at 95.
02:48:02 Okay.
02:48:02 That one almost made the sign.
02:48:05 Right. Turn it off down the road.
02:48:07 I on.
02:48:11 Your answer was, Amy.
02:48:12 You were wrong.
02:48:13 If you answered that, it would hit the sign at 100mph.
02:48:19 You were correct.
02:48:22 Yeah.
02:48:22 It's good.
02:48:27 Also, at 145,
02:48:29 you get bonus points for making it excellent that
02:48:33 you clear the sign.
02:48:35 I should have noticed that the off ramp was San Andreas or whatever.
02:48:38 Everything but 75.
02:48:46 That way to at 200mph
02:48:50 gets sent into orbit
02:48:53 that is low orbit
02:48:55 over the years, like Katy Perry.
02:48:58 Going was gone.
02:49:00 But 300mph,
02:49:06 it's going to go through the ramp sooner or later.
02:49:09 Where did they get a Tahoe that goes 300 miles an hour?
02:49:14 It's a video game. You. Oh.
02:49:18 All right.
02:49:19 You can get anything you want in a video game if you ever played
02:49:22 a video game.
02:49:23 No, I'm getting drunk.
02:49:26 Right.
02:49:27 That's what I was working on.
02:49:28 I'm not drinking,
02:49:30 getting drunk, just listening to you baking with flag.
02:49:34 Oh, yeah.
02:49:35 Definitely play this.
02:49:41 In the last day, I made past these two pizzas
02:49:44 and didn't do that.
02:49:48 Is there?
02:49:48 So this is funny.
02:49:50 This is thing.
02:49:53 Yeah.
02:49:58 Like, I don't even know what went wrong.
02:50:03 But I learned that happens when I bought a slinky or was given us.
02:50:07 Yeah. That's true. Yeah.
02:50:10 Oh, is it done?
02:50:12 So of course I.
02:50:13 Now, here's a baking tip.
02:50:15 He did not stick a toothpick in that.
02:50:18 Yeah, because that goo would have stuck to that toothpick like you would not.
02:50:21 Yeah. So what do you got?
02:50:23 That's not every.
02:50:25 Everybody knows that. Right?
02:50:26 The toothpick tricks. Of course.
02:50:28 Everybody with this guy.
02:50:31 Oh, we made a batch of blondies with, chocolate chunks,
02:50:34 white chocolate morsels, pecans and walnuts.
02:50:39 Today, I can you whipped up a batch of.
02:50:42 I whipped up the nilla, what, with chunks?
02:50:45 They were blondies
02:50:48 with, two kinds of nuts and two kinds of morsels.
02:50:51 It's always blondie.
02:50:53 I always make blondies.
02:50:55 You know, there's plastic in sperm.
02:50:58 No. How the fuck am chocolate?
02:51:01 Chocolate? What?
02:51:04 Oh, hey, I have that pin.
02:51:07 Yeah.
02:51:07 Is there food stuck to the lid?
02:51:11 I it does.
02:51:13 I thought that was really funny when I watched it by myself.
02:51:17 It's really cool, though.
02:51:17 The red dot goes away when it's hot.
02:51:20 Or turns out it comes up when it's hot.
02:51:22 I think it shows me that that would make more.
02:51:25 Yeah. See this?
02:51:26 All right. I can't rewind this fucking video.
02:51:28 Oh. Come on.
02:51:29 Oh, yeah.
02:51:29 I see the little red dot in the center of the pan. Yeah.
02:51:35 She broke the plate.
02:51:37 Where's the. Where's the.
02:51:39 Why is it face to go.
02:51:41 Why did I just do that shit.
02:51:43 Why did I just do that.
02:51:46 Fish fingers.
02:51:48 Yummy.
02:51:49 Those are just
02:51:51 oh my gosh that's you know reset it.
02:51:53 If you say that you're gonna drink it.
02:51:56 Yeah.
02:51:57 And then spread to drop it I want to break.
02:52:03 That was it.
02:52:04 That was. Yeah.
02:52:05 That's awesome.
02:52:08 If ready.
02:52:09 Oh I was up.
02:52:13 She goes on forever.
02:52:14 Now that was the beginning.
02:52:15 Get I want to see.
02:52:19 No it's going to be getting food all over themselves.
02:52:22 Yeah.
02:52:22 Braces. Yes.
02:52:26 What you didn't.
02:52:29 Finish.
02:52:30 You didn't finish.
02:52:32 This guy clearly has never heard that.
02:52:37 You didn't finish.
02:52:40 Oh, again.
02:52:42 Should we be watching
02:52:45 or are we doing this?
02:52:47 I don't know, I think.
02:52:48 Yo, just my eyes now, dawg.
02:52:50 It's on a kick this week.
02:52:51 He started looking up, shoving things in his ass,
02:52:53 other people ass, and he found out
02:52:57 there's fat hanging out.
02:52:59 I don't understand,
02:53:01 you can tell people have insurance now just by how fat they're.
02:53:04 Because if you have insurance, you're skinny because of ozempic.
02:53:10 Well, you mentioned something about convention last week.
02:53:14 You said, you saw your doctor, and he was, perplexed that you don't
02:53:19 have, like, a or just this regular diet of pills to swallow.
02:53:23 Pills? Yeah.
02:53:24 I remember growing up noticing my grandparents always had, like, this.
02:53:28 They used the pill bottle cap, the pill cap,
02:53:33 and they filled them with different pills.
02:53:35 And there was the same Easter egg collection of weird
02:53:38 pills and different shapes and sizes and colors.
02:53:41 He'd swallow a mouthful with breakfast every morning.
02:53:45 Dude, everybody that I know that is older
02:53:48 has a Monday through Sunday little pill box.
02:53:53 Their mom has an Am and PM one.
02:53:55 She's got a batch in the morning, batch at night,
02:53:58 right?
02:53:59 And three of them are because of counter.
02:54:01 They have to counter affect the other one.
02:54:04 The effects of the other drug.
02:54:05 Yeah I'm like, wow, what a fucking brilliant man.
02:54:08 I mean, if I'm here to fix your computer, unfortunately what I'm going to do
02:54:14 is going to make
02:54:15 you have to fix three other things, and you're just going to pay me for that,
02:54:18 and I'm going to pay me four times as much.
02:54:20 But you're going to be better for it.
02:54:23 I mean, there's a couple of maintenance hassles.
02:54:24 You're going to pay a lot.
02:54:25 You computer's not going to actually work or change, but oh my God, we're going
02:54:29 to make so much money.
02:54:31 Yeah,
02:54:32 that's some brilliant business model.
02:54:35 Is it.
02:54:39 Yeah.
02:54:40 You'd have to convince the entire country to do stupid things
02:54:43 like stay six feet apart,
02:54:46 too. Yeah, you've got enough gold like that
02:54:49 will yield to convention at any given moment.
02:54:53 It's quite the car.
02:54:54 I'm going to do that. I work with that.
02:54:56 My new job wears a mask every day.
02:54:59 The same darn. Yep.
02:55:03 Yeah. I don't like that.
02:55:05 I can't cut you guys off.
02:55:06 Talking of that,
02:55:08 you start talking about work or shit that's going to just pop up the
02:55:12 we'll be right back.
02:55:14 Oh, yeah.
02:55:15 So, one thing about Rumble, this is great.
02:55:19 We do a.
02:55:21 We don't.
02:55:24 They're not there anymore. That's a shame.
02:55:27 Yeah.
02:55:27 You can actually have ad reads and shit for truth, so.
02:55:31 Oh, coffee. Oh. By I in
02:55:36 by men.
02:55:37 And do I need to remove mine? There now he can see.
02:55:39 No, I don't know.
02:55:40 I was going to go into some
02:55:41 you sort of talking about something so I didn't want that up yet.
02:55:43 But no I, I was going to say we could do actual ad reads now and rumble.
02:55:48 All right.
02:55:51 I don't know what to do.
02:55:52 You can't do what the dog doing because you don't have your
02:55:55 what go doing what the dog doing.
02:55:58 Check out what the dog doing.
02:56:02 Play.
02:56:04 I don't know why there's not sound in this shit.
02:56:06 Because you.
02:56:06 Why is the dog all the way up in that tree? Yes.
02:56:09 There's a, He's trying to get a raccoon.
02:56:12 It's a little.
02:56:13 We've seen this. You go. It looks like the.
02:56:15 I don't know how the dog
02:56:17 drew the dog at all.
02:56:19 It's three.
02:56:20 It's a black guy that thinks he's a leprechaun.
02:56:22 We've seen this.
02:56:26 Gotta get the gold.
02:56:28 The gold dog doing.
02:56:31 Oh, yeah.
02:56:33 Raccoon wins.
02:56:35 Yeah,
02:56:37 the raccoon definitely wins.
02:56:41 It's all over.
02:56:42 The champion has beaten off the challenger.
02:56:52 Right.
02:56:53 So how you put the dog?
02:56:54 Like, climb up there?
02:56:55 Like I get sort of.
02:56:57 But I don't even get it. Sort of.
02:57:00 Bird dog that
02:57:03 it's hard to hold on to without thumbs.
02:57:05 So it must have, like, made of, like V and just, like, got a couple good branches
02:57:11 going up, but like the way it's holding on to, like, the little sticks and shit.
02:57:14 I guess it's just luck.
02:57:15 Yeah. You know what? You're right.
02:57:17 It's catching something fake.
02:57:19 They hung them up there. Yeah. It's not.
02:57:22 The champion has beaten off the challenger, at least for now.
02:57:29 They're.
02:57:35 Wait till he falls again.
02:57:38 And he's got.
02:57:43 Yeah, I swear I had the dog barking.
02:57:45 Dog was sitting there like you're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
02:57:49 And the raccoon is like, yeah, I'm.
02:57:53 Yeah.
02:57:53 Oh, yeah.
02:57:55 So he compares subscribers two inches on his dick.
02:57:59 Yeah, yeah.
02:57:59 Pretty much yeah, yeah.
02:58:01 Our last time I checked, we had 133
02:58:04 views and, ten is current viewers.
02:58:08 Is it six current viewers?
02:58:10 Seven
02:58:12 total seven.
02:58:14 Well, I stopped watching.
02:58:15 We can't jump on Twitch anymore.
02:58:18 Hope not. I hope we're not still streaming.
02:58:20 Are we still stream on Twitch?
02:58:21 Is one on Twitch?
02:58:22 For some reason I didn't care.
02:58:24 Can't be Twitch.
02:58:25 I don't know which is here.
02:58:28 Look, I never walk this.
02:58:29 Can you see the screen? Can you see the screen?
02:58:32 Yeah. No. Here.
02:58:35 No. Oh, okay.
02:58:36 I see you twitch. It's a twitch.
02:58:39 The next week the topic will be Twitch
02:58:42 or there could be a tick.
02:58:45 No. It's streaming.
02:58:46 Little baby wiener.
02:58:48 Yeah, I would have played that little clip that I don't have.
02:58:51 Oh, I want to get this worked out, though.
02:58:55 I think it'll still it'll work.
02:58:56 I did for you, Brady.
02:59:00 They have to add the things.
02:59:00 Dude, I don't have $400 to spend.
02:59:04 Oh. That's ridiculous.
02:59:07 That's absolutely ridiculous.
02:59:10 You can't even.
02:59:11 I've got 1250 per month.
02:59:17 But what is
02:59:19 that?
02:59:19 Doesn't sound, Doesn't sound like real. That is.
02:59:21 It sounds like you're faking it.
02:59:22 Yeah, it's definitely faked.
02:59:24 Oh. That's good.
02:59:28 I read into it however you want
02:59:30 perspective of things the same way everyone else does.
02:59:35 High.
02:59:38 The time is not ten 02P pm.
02:59:40 Do you know why you're still doing things the same way everyone else does?
02:59:44 Hi I'm gay Arie and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
02:59:48 Tonight we will be exploring the art of doing things just because.
02:59:53 Yes. Convention the leash around the neck of imagination.
02:59:57 The invisible corset we cinch every morning
03:00:00 so we don't accidentally jiggle with originality.
03:00:03 Convention is the reason we salt pasta water and never name our kids draw.
03:00:08 It's the factory reset button on the human mind.
03:00:12 I jiggle with originality who think and khakis.
03:00:15 Convention is how you end up eating a birthday
03:00:17 cake made of fondant and shame while clapping for someone
03:00:22 who's achieved nothing beyond basic biological continuity.
03:00:26 Now look, I get it. Convention has its uses.
03:00:29 You don't want to open your parachute after landing.
03:00:33 That's fair.
03:00:34 But when it becomes remove, you're checking it to make sure it's okay.
03:00:37 Before you compost, take off your decision making work.
03:00:41 You're fashion consultant.
03:00:43 You're not living your role playing with a 401 K,
03:00:47 and the worst part is how ferociously it's defended tradition.
03:00:51 They cry as if that word has ever
03:00:53 stopped a bridge from collapsing, or a man from texting you up.
03:00:56 Hey there, gay Harry.
03:00:58 Hi, there. It's just how it's done.
03:01:00 Yes. The mating call of the unexamined life convention
03:01:04 is a buffet of tired behaviors held together by the duct tape of nostalgia.
03:01:09 It's why I draw.
03:01:10 Still wears this hat backwards in a basketball jersey and calls it youthful.
03:01:15 You wearing vans to draw?
03:01:17 You sense, you unreasonable, soggy hipster.
03:01:20 You're not guided by convention.
03:01:21 You are pickled in it.
03:01:23 You are walking vape ad from 2014, rendered in Comic Sans, trailing a browser
03:01:28 window full of expired cheery.com coupons and empty peanut butter jars.
03:01:33 But brother brother questions convention
03:01:37 brother refuses to high five just because someone didn't run over a pedestrian.
03:01:42 Brother once declined a free buffet invitation in Las Vegas.
03:01:46 Uninvited himself.
03:01:48 Just walked away from a stripper covered with glitter and vanilla.
03:01:52 Brother doesn't do that.
03:01:53 True brother does symbolic gestures with everyone knows no, that's just brother
03:01:58 on a road because it's comfortable, but because we needed a new pope.
03:02:03 And frankly,
03:02:04 the previous applicants were allegedly all just pedophiles in red shoes.
03:02:09 So allegedly, brother, is our pope now
03:02:12 Pope of antagonism, pontiff of disbelief, his true
03:02:17 flip the
03:02:17 tables and repaint the ceiling and all forest green.
03:02:20 Because let's be honest, convention is not a belief system.
03:02:26 It's a back up personality.
03:02:28 People reach for it when their brain buffer runs dry.
03:02:30 It's duct tape logic, cultural gaslighting,
03:02:33 and it's dangerous convention tells you not to question.
03:02:37 It tells you what's ladylike, what colors go in because he's gay,
03:02:41 what age you're allowed to skateboard, and when it's acceptable to eat on camera
03:02:46 without judgment.
03:02:47 But you know what?
03:02:48 Let's not just rant.
03:02:51 Let's immortalize it poetically.
03:02:53 Let's begin a convention for sheep in a land of lines and matching
03:02:57 ties, where thought goes bland and passion dies.
03:03:01 They queued at dawn with lanyard pride
03:03:03 to hear the keynote, then subside.
03:03:06 They nodded thrice and took some notes.
03:03:09 They spoke in acronyms and quotes.
03:03:11 Let's circle back. Let's double down.
03:03:13 Let's pivot till we drill the ground.
03:03:16 They raise their mugs to synergy and drown in shallow strategy till one stood up.
03:03:21 Both tall and bold.
03:03:23 It was Bob cloaked in marigold.
03:03:25 He screamed, you drones, you
03:03:27 mindless trendies then left us all stunned and pleased.
03:03:31 The crowd looked round in mild alarm, then said
03:03:34 that's weird and up the charm.
03:03:37 Don't you see? That is convention.
03:03:40 It survives because most people don't notice they're inside it.
03:03:44 It thrives because rebellion takes effort.
03:03:45 It wins because society has a loyalty fetish for boredom.
03:03:49 But not us. Not here, not now.
03:03:52 Let convention be the anchor around their neck while we the renters, the rope.
03:03:56 Where's the kazoo blowers?
03:03:58 Push forward without pants.
03:04:00 So the next time someone says that's not how it's done,
03:04:05 you look them dead in the eyes and say, neither is this.
03:04:10 Then finger blast a grapefruit and do a cartwheel in the park
03:04:14 while yelling the word, just not to the little boy with the oddities.
03:04:18 Because listen up buttercup, life is too short to be serious.
03:04:23 Did you call the child the roll the clip, roll the clip, break.
03:04:29 That was okay.
03:04:30 That little.
03:04:33 But in my defense,
03:04:35 the entire time for the child,
03:04:38 the inward reinstall rumble studio.
03:04:43 Yeah, yeah.
03:04:44 There's always an excuse.
03:04:45 You know that's a hate speech. Here's the clip.
03:04:47 Well, space is the ultimate.
03:04:49 Who the fuck knows?
03:04:49 Because we can only see so far.
03:04:52 We see so far.
03:04:54 But even so far is only so far when they're saying
03:04:56 like it's always expanding was that that can't be true because of what is
03:05:00 is expanding into if space is space,
03:05:03 you know, if it's like, oh, it's like blowing up a balloon where
03:05:05 everything's okay when you're blowing up a balloon in a room, right.
03:05:09 So what's the room? You're blowing the balloon.
03:05:11 And then that's an a bigger room and then. That's right.
03:05:14 And then there's the concept that it's actually finite.
03:05:17 It's not infinite and it's some sort of donut shape.
03:05:20 It's like it has to be because it goes back around eventually.
03:05:23 They hate the word I hate is there.
03:05:25 Why does it have to be God make this or is God the universe?
03:05:29 Yeah.
03:05:30 Why does it have to be,
03:05:36 You know, I've said a lot of
03:05:36 stupid things on this show, but that's the stupidest thing.
03:05:41 That's.
03:05:41 What is it, McKinney.
03:05:43 Yeah, well, I mean, it.
03:05:45 I don't think anything ever has to be.
03:05:47 There's always an exception.
03:05:48 Well, you think that's just happened?
03:05:50 I don't know her.
03:05:51 Okay.
03:05:52 How about if I don't know her?
03:05:56 Do you think this I don't know?
03:05:57 Is there an exception to that rule?
03:06:00 Wait one at a time.
03:06:02 I don't know, but I know it doesn't have to be.
03:06:06 Nothing has.
03:06:06 There has to not be an exception at one point.
03:06:10 Because to obey your rule of there has to be an exception,
03:06:14 then of all the things that exist,
03:06:16 something's gotta not have an exception in order
03:06:20 to fit your rule that everything's got an exception.
03:06:31 You're not
03:06:31 going to take inches off my dick, bro.
03:06:34 It's a paradox.
03:06:36 Who made God how many?
03:06:37 That bothers me, right?
03:06:38 Because that thing is that a thing that we think what goes back around eventually.
03:06:44 But then who made all that?
03:06:45 Right, I, this guy got me all the time.
03:06:48 This guy rules. Yep.
03:06:50 And then who made God? He's he's real fine, right.
03:06:53 Because made that thing.
03:06:54 Is that a thing that we think.
03:06:56 Why does he. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.
03:06:58 Why does he have to say who we die that we have these bile sonification
03:07:04 limitations that we attach to the universe itself?
03:07:06 That's that's a very yeah. That's fair.
03:07:09 That right.
03:07:10 Yeah.
03:07:10 That we just we see things
03:07:11 as being built and destroyed, that there's always been something.
03:07:14 Well, it wouldn't be crazy if there wasn't something at one point in time.
03:07:17 That seems even crazier then there, right?
03:07:19 Always has been possible.
03:07:21 Because if it's just some crazy, if it's just the nature of everything,
03:07:25 there is always something, right? Right.
03:07:27 It couldn't be nothing.
03:07:28 And then all of a sudden, everything that seems.
03:07:31 Because what started that?
03:07:32 What kick that off exactly what's snapped its fingers like?
03:07:35 That's that line turns.
03:07:37 We kind of have a great line about,
03:07:39 the difference between science and religion is a science.
03:07:41 Because you for one miracle, I want you to believe in one miracle.
03:07:45 The big bang.
03:07:45 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good it's a great line.
03:07:49 It's it's because it really is true.
03:07:50 And it's funny
03:07:51 because people would be incredulous about the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
03:07:55 Yeah, but yet they're convinced that the entire universe
03:07:59 is smaller than the head of a pin,
03:08:00 and for no reason than anybody's adequately explained to me.
03:08:04 Makes sense.
03:08:05 Yeah. No.
03:08:06 Instantaneously became everything.
03:08:09 Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
03:08:11 Okay.
03:08:11 I can buy that. I'm sticking with Jesus. Yeah. One.
03:08:14 Yeah.
03:08:15 Jesus makes more sense, even though smaller than a head of a pin.
03:08:18 And I'm six foot.
03:08:20 Jesus makes more sense.
03:08:21 Jesus makes more sense.
03:08:25 Oh, I have to.
03:08:26 I'm going to have to hit this.
03:08:29 Just. Okay.
03:08:30 Just wait. 10s.
03:08:33 All right.
03:08:33 What's make sense on the playback?
03:08:36 Let's see
03:08:38 what say
03:08:40 let's say.
03:08:43 So what say you?
03:08:47 Yeah.
03:08:48 Jesus.
03:08:49 Makes more sense.
03:08:53 But that's the main thing I was getting about.
03:08:55 Convention.
03:08:58 The standard convention tells us there is a god, and there's.
03:09:03 He's got a plan for our life, and we get to live where immortal souls.
03:09:08 And I defy convention in that.
03:09:13 I believe all of that is ludicrous nonsense.
03:09:17 And that's where I defy convention.
03:09:21 And that's what I keep hitting home.
03:09:23 It's.
03:09:25 We have no reason to believe any of this.
03:09:27 That's.
03:09:28 It sounds ridiculous.
03:09:32 All of this sounds ridiculous
03:09:34 that we're speaking on microphones and talking.
03:09:37 It is refreshing the whole thing.
03:09:39 It's crazy that I'm able to eat nuts off Mike by leaning away from it.
03:09:44 And Brady's not,
03:09:46 that's all.
03:09:49 Yes, but not sort of blondies.
03:09:50 Today, one of us cares about convention and one of us doesn't.
03:09:54 I put nuts in a redhead.
03:09:56 We all comport. We.
03:10:00 What? You get it?
03:10:01 You'll do it.
03:10:03 God, we all do it.
03:10:05 We obey conventions.
03:10:07 If it suits us.
03:10:11 Exactly what I.
03:10:12 That's exactly what I heard.
03:10:14 Nine times out of ten.
03:10:16 It is in our best interest.
03:10:18 Nine times out of ten is an arbitrary statement that you had no bearing.
03:10:22 Nothing?
03:10:23 No, I mean it with 87%.
03:10:27 Six were made up on the spot by idiots
03:10:30 right now, I don't know, it's like 74.3%.
03:10:33 If you want to add some type of decimal to make yourself perhaps smarter.
03:10:41 Do I really need to negotiate it?
03:10:44 Peace treaties with Romulans.
03:10:45 Less confusing than this show's format.
03:10:48 This is your take on convention.
03:10:50 Then by all means, make it strange.
03:10:55 Yeah, I was thinking about making it strange.
03:10:59 That means so many different things to so many different people.
03:11:03 I watched I binge watched all of Star Trek The Next Generation
03:11:08 with that guy there, all of season five today.
03:11:12 Which guy?
03:11:12 And I finally got to the end of the thing, and it was based on a book,
03:11:16 and he lived, an entire lifetime in about 20, 25 minutes.
03:11:20 Traffic.
03:11:21 Spoiler read.
03:11:24 It was a masterpiece of science fiction writing.
03:11:28 It was incredible.
03:11:31 Check it out.
03:11:32 Second to last episode, but, I think it's episode 29
03:11:38 of of season five, Star Trek's, TNG
03:11:43 The Next Generation.
03:11:46 So how do I show this exactly
03:11:49 with us in the way this is interesting.
03:11:52 Burn the headline.
03:11:53 Headline here that says
03:11:57 Trump to accept luxury jet
03:11:58 from Qatar to use as Air Force One
03:12:02 from Qatar.
03:12:04 Could that be. Yeah.
03:12:05 Could that be fake news trap?
03:12:11 Like, what if it blows up like the pagers?
03:12:16 Right.
03:12:17 You do you trust the electronics made by.
03:12:23 Potentially.
03:12:24 You guys, you walk that line, which you just do every day. It,
03:12:32 I'm not farm fertile.
03:12:33 Banana, no tailpipe animal.
03:12:36 Can you see this one, or are we in the way of this?
03:12:38 Well, you are falling for the egg roll.
03:12:41 That one. We can see.
03:12:43 What is that?
03:12:44 Black drivers banned from picking up passengers.
03:12:47 I I'm sorry,
03:12:49 Detroit Metro airport.
03:12:51 Uber black birds are banned from picking up black, right?
03:12:55 Yeah. Uber has banned black drivers from picking up.
03:12:58 Uber has banned black drivers.
03:13:00 I thought you're saying
03:13:01 the black people were really black, which is why they were banned.
03:13:04 They were really dark skinned and they were like, you know, get out of here.
03:13:07 I think it's in everyone's best interest.
03:13:10 If it says black drivers banned, who's been an all black driver?
03:13:14 Listen,
03:13:16 if it says black drivers ban, do you think they're pinpointing on the drivers part
03:13:20 or the black part or. No.
03:13:21 The distinguishable band part.
03:13:23 Well, no. The band is the action.
03:13:25 The descriptor is either drivers or black drivers.
03:13:30 It's two drivers.
03:13:31 Rushmore of band parts.
03:13:33 Because clearly all drivers aren't banned.
03:13:35 So it says Uber black drivers from picking up passengers.
03:13:40 Oh, you say you think it needs punctuation.
03:13:44 I didn't add Uber comma.
03:13:47 Uber black drivers banned from picking up passengers.
03:13:49 Semicolon.
03:13:51 Yeah, we're just sharing the news over black.
03:13:55 All over black.
03:13:56 It's like, you know, really black
03:14:00 of a show for someone.
03:14:05 I don't understand what's going on.
03:14:07 Exactly.
03:14:08 I guess. Okay,
03:14:11 I'm getting kind of little greedy.
03:14:16 I want to go through all my photos.
03:14:18 Ubuntu is a Linux, a Linux distribution.
03:14:20 The nudes.
03:14:21 And I was looking at the updates.
03:14:23 I was looking at the updates, and they come in like, they come in in
03:14:26 packages,
03:14:28 the packages, the main main which makes makes sense because listen,
03:14:33 then there's the spread, then there's a restricted section.
03:14:36 Get up there, you know,
03:14:38 then there's the universe.
03:14:40 That's seems pretty thorough.
03:14:42 They're giving you all the updates in the universe. Then if you look
03:14:44 all the way down at the bottom, the last update is multiverse.
03:14:48 Okay.
03:14:49 That's some serious,
03:14:50 serious, thorough updating.
03:14:53 That does sound thorough.
03:14:54 Two people are watching.
03:14:55 Understand that.
03:14:58 Whoa.
03:15:01 That's nice. Brady.
03:15:03 That's nice. Brady.
03:15:04 Nice cock.
03:15:05 Brady I saw you.
03:15:08 I saw a sun cam trail today.
03:15:09 I was very confused.
03:15:11 Rev 249 views.
03:15:14 Four thumbs up
03:15:17 and watching.
03:15:17 Now we don't do it for the views.
03:15:20 You saw a come trail
03:15:23 I can I get the picture I think was going to dim the sun.
03:15:27 Hold on. I'm going to show you.
03:15:28 They're trying to dim some egg roll.
03:15:31 We have the technology.
03:15:34 We do not.
03:15:35 This is bullcrap
03:15:38 you're talking about.
03:15:38 I could probably hit something
03:15:41 like a bowl.
03:15:43 Egg bowl.
03:15:44 Hey, bro.
03:15:48 I had teriyaki madness for dinner.
03:15:49 Today is horrible.
03:15:52 Teriyaki madness.
03:15:53 And right on the steak.
03:15:56 Like there's not supposed
03:15:58 to be, an adverb
03:16:02 in in the name of the thing I know.
03:16:05 And then the person I was eating it with was like, oh, it's spicy.
03:16:08 I'm like, that's the madness.
03:16:11 That's literally there's literally a flaming logo.
03:16:16 Okay, yeah.
03:16:17 That photo isn't what I thought.
03:16:19 I looked way different when I took the picture.
03:16:21 There was a streak right up the sky of orange.
03:16:24 Just a line,
03:16:26 a of orange.
03:16:28 Of orange.
03:16:30 You know, that's like the sun color. No. In the sky.
03:16:32 Yeah. Oh, no.
03:16:34 I tell you about egg rolls and
03:16:38 where they put copper particulate in the air.
03:16:41 Anyway, why would it be orange?
03:16:44 Yeah, I got a rice.
03:16:45 I got a rice and chicken teriyaki bowl, buddy.
03:16:49 Listen, I got a rice and chicken teriyaki bowl.
03:16:51 Oh, he's getting up.
03:16:52 I need him to push the button, but I on the side, I actually got an
03:16:57 I got to piss.
03:17:00 And I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
03:17:03 Anyway. Yeah, I'm on the couch now.
03:17:05 Anyway, I did an egg roll.
03:17:06 I ate an egg roll today, but he didn't hit the button.
03:17:08 He hit the wrong button.
03:17:10 Can you look up?
03:17:11 Monatomic, gold?
03:17:15 Can I?
03:17:16 Yeah.
03:17:19 Egg roll.
03:17:21 Here you go.
03:17:21 So I do chair every 15 minutes, roughly anyway.
03:17:24 Yeah.
03:17:26 So, I don't know how or why,
03:17:29 but monatomic gold comes up twice in the on anarchy story.
03:17:33 Once as an element.
03:17:35 They're looking for that.
03:17:36 Apparently Earth is abundant in the other is.
03:17:40 Yeah. I ain't gonna believe this.
03:17:41 They bake it into bread and eat it as food.
03:17:46 They're selling it on eBay.
03:17:48 Okay, so can we order some?
03:17:51 I'm not.
03:17:55 It looks like, Okay.
03:17:57 So is it monatomic or is it monatomic?
03:18:01 I found monatomic.
03:18:03 Monatomic. Okay.
03:18:06 Which means one the atom.
03:18:08 Right?
03:18:09 I mean, what am I talking about right now?
03:18:11 What am I talking about?
03:18:15 What is it?
03:18:15 Yeah, I don't I don't know what is monatomic gold
03:18:20 I can't find.
03:18:21 I guess what I'm asking is what is monatomic gold?
03:18:27 I can't find anything that it's a.
03:18:29 They're just selling high potency small batch.
03:18:33 It's a supplement.
03:18:35 Eat it.
03:18:36 Okay.
03:18:37 I mean, okay.
03:18:40 Here we go.
03:18:42 It can take us our spirituality.
03:18:46 No, the next thing.
03:18:48 Trading atmosphere.
03:18:49 Why is no one talking about this part could turn to a fine dust.
03:18:53 And they suspended this fine dust in their atmosphere
03:18:55 to protect them from a degrading atmosphere. Can you hear?
03:18:57 There's no one talking about this.
03:18:58 No Rogan experiment where Joe and Katt Williams talk about this
03:19:02 alien white powder.
03:19:03 Like that's how you know that variance and other are so monatomic
03:19:09 because in every bowl, every none of these otherworldly
03:19:12 interest entities had any interest in anything
03:19:15 other than women and gold and white powder.
03:19:19 Listen to what Joe says about the anarchy
03:19:21 of the time spraying this gold, this metal into our atmosphere.
03:19:25 Sound familiar?
03:19:26 Sitchin?
03:19:27 He deciphered the Sumerian texts and wrote these books
03:19:30 about the real meaning behind everything they were saying.
03:19:32 And he said that the reason why we are so fascinated with gold
03:19:35 is that the only
03:19:36 literally would have us mined gold for them because they needed
03:19:38 to protect their atmosphere.
03:19:39 So that's why we do this, because it's very rare.
03:19:42 Well, it's because it's, you know what, the stuff.
03:19:44 Guys, wait, so
03:19:47 we. Right, right.
03:19:49 There's reasons for it that don't include the Iron Anarchy.
03:19:53 Yeah, but the boundaries and do a foil.
03:19:56 It's crazy.
03:19:57 And anarchy is the same reason it would be important to anybody like it.
03:20:00 Right.
03:20:00 I guess is because this property is like,
03:20:05 okay,
03:20:07 you I guess you wondering about those properties.
03:20:10 Do elements maintain their properties in different
03:20:13 worlds and atmospheres?
03:20:16 Yes. Why wouldn't they?
03:20:18 I don't know, I would.
03:20:19 It's an honest question.
03:20:20 It sounds stupid, but they can hold up if they got hold of those constraints.
03:20:24 Sure.
03:20:25 So elements have free will or they're not.
03:20:27 They're not marked by their by their surroundings.
03:20:29 No one else depends on their structural integrity.
03:20:33 They have will.
03:20:35 When you look at, do you have one that, is will still there?
03:20:39 Yeah. That's, Yeah.
03:20:40 He waited for me for over an hour. Iron gate.
03:20:43 It's thorny for my head to clear.
03:20:46 I was in bad shape.
03:20:48 Right. Okay.
03:20:49 Is he there now? Let's get him on.
03:20:51 He is here right now.
03:20:53 Let's get him off.
03:20:55 Whoa, whoa.
03:20:56 Are you take everything to a completely safe level.
03:21:00 Yeah.
03:21:02 Draw.
03:21:04 It's pretty crazy, but,
03:21:06 this has been longer than I usually stay on, so let me try it on busses.
03:21:11 We're not really talking about horses drawing busses,
03:21:16 let alone at home.
03:21:17 I'm going to stay on for your show, though.
03:21:19 It's because you brought up will.
03:21:22 Yeah, it's the Brady and Joshua Brady.
03:21:25 And you're playing sensible then.
03:21:28 So be low because he's so close Brady
03:21:31 for sure we're doing it our way.
03:21:35 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
03:21:39 And don't show it's Brady and draw.
03:21:42 It's their show now Brady draw
03:21:45 well a very very heavy heavy rotation tonight
03:21:50 we had a very dares Derrickson but let's go ahead.
03:21:54 Terrorist chasing lost the bit. They had the pet.
03:21:58 That's
03:21:58 exactly how I feel about the summary of the show.
03:22:01 I'm going to check to see if we had any comments.
03:22:04 Right.
03:22:05 He's trying just to maintain the comments.
03:22:08 Don't oh I turned it off.
03:22:10 The comments don't show.
03:22:14 Because I turned it off
03:22:16 a very they're say.
03:22:21 Okay, so now that I just turn the comments back yeah.
03:22:25 Ryan's calling in at 145.
03:22:26 But guess what, Ryan, the the audio on the Colin isn't
03:22:30 working in Rumble studio, but he does say send the link.
03:22:33 So send him the link. Gary, I can.
03:22:36 Yeah.
03:22:37 145 that was like
03:22:40 that was, you know, in five minutes.
03:22:42 So I actually caught it.
03:22:43 So yeah. Matt how is that possible?
03:22:46 145 I'm calling in.
03:22:48 It's it's future tense.
03:22:50 Oh, Ryan Ryan is in the future.
03:22:53 Yeah.
03:22:54 We're going to make people hungry.
03:22:58 I can send them the link.
03:23:00 Yeah, do it right.
03:23:01 I can do.
03:23:03 We can make them hungry, but
03:23:04 they probably turn to tuning it out because you're like, slap me.
03:23:09 No lip smacking.
03:23:10 You might think that you're moving away.
03:23:11 Fan picking up all yours to.
03:23:17 Em at least trying.
03:23:20 No. This is the Brady Draw show.
03:23:25 These are not ruining my show.
03:23:27 We eat on the show, I don't mind.
03:23:30 Oh, yeah, I can take off the jacket.
03:23:32 That's a lot of nuts.
03:23:34 Jacket off, jacket off, jacket on this.
03:23:38 You know, just those orange gummy bears.
03:23:42 Yeah.
03:23:43 Good, cuz I'm wearing a nice shirt, masturbating,
03:23:48 masturbating.
03:23:53 I didn't lay them in context.
03:23:55 Can you go ahead and just rattle off his phone number on the show
03:23:58 so I can know which one to. I need to take care.
03:24:01 I can do it myself and do it myself.
03:24:04 No, because if you mess with, like, the last two digits.
03:24:08 Wait.
03:24:09 I'll figure it out by the last things that were said here.
03:24:14 I think this is it.
03:24:15 I'll give it a shot.
03:24:16 If not, we're.
03:24:17 I'm sending the link to join the show.
03:24:19 Yeah, they would have to be watching.
03:24:22 It would have to be the camera when they just start texting it
03:24:25 to random numbers.
03:24:27 Yeah, yeah.
03:24:32 Dude, before I spend $400 on StreamYard,
03:24:34 I'd rather buy a billboard.
03:24:39 To advertise, it's like just the phone number.
03:24:42 Yeah. £0.10 M00.
03:24:45 It'd be better if we didn't say a word.
03:24:47 Just a big orange billboard with a phone number to call it.
03:24:49 Like we can put ten.
03:24:51 We'd have to put 11 p.m. Monday.
03:24:53 I know that would be. Wait.
03:24:54 That would be confusing. We shouldn't do that.
03:24:56 I know exactly.
03:25:00 So you got a concrete plan?
03:25:03 Always?
03:25:05 I don't think so.
03:25:10 No. Come in.
03:25:12 I don't know enough to make an informed.
03:25:14 That's a fun idea, though.
03:25:15 I'm going to go over to some other channels here in just post now.
03:25:18 They don't like that.
03:25:21 Why not?
03:25:22 They call that, piggybacking.
03:25:27 Stream.
03:25:27 I think they call it poaching. Sniping?
03:25:29 Yeah. It's not poaching.
03:25:31 Yeah. Okay. Everyone.
03:25:34 Wrong p word.
03:25:35 You know, it's a
03:25:36 it's a cheese competition.
03:25:40 We don't we don't we don't have competition
03:25:43 here. We do. Everyone's a competition.
03:25:45 We're not conventional. Great.
03:25:47 You're my competition.
03:25:50 Here goes all my networking.
03:25:51 The cool thing about a fun thing
03:25:53 was when I, signed up for Rumble Studio and Rumble Premium,
03:25:57 I got the ability to be fladged rants now instead of just my other user.
03:26:03 That's fun.
03:26:04 So I'm in. I'm.
03:26:05 I'm in other people's chats all the time pissing people off with your
03:26:08 with our name. This name, the show's name.
03:26:11 Okay. That's fine.
03:26:13 I'm good with that.
03:26:19 So one thing I noticed about the the main show.
03:26:22 I'm losing my voice.
03:26:26 I lose my voice on Tuesdays, and I barely say shit on the show.
03:26:29 And. No, it sounds like I can't even talk much.
03:26:34 It's not right.
03:26:35 I'm growling more like a rumble.
03:26:38 Oh, we're on Rumble.
03:26:39 You're like, oh, I think this one.
03:26:41 Okay, it looks like you can't talk much.
03:26:47 I don't blame that on you.
03:26:48 Don't.
03:26:48 That's no excuse to have a shitty, monologue.
03:26:52 Doesn't care.
03:26:52 Yeah, I haven't have another go at it.
03:26:56 Well, there was a good reason to do convention.
03:26:59 Besides the obvious,
03:27:03 Comic-Con dress up show, it was it, there was that obvious?
03:27:08 It should have been.
03:27:10 But I do want to know who are the missing
03:27:13 eight countries between the G20 summit and the G20 summit?
03:27:17 This isn't a difficult thing.
03:27:19 Name eight countries,
03:27:22 France and Canada.
03:27:25 Switzerland.
03:27:27 I know of one G spot.
03:27:28 So Brazil,
03:27:32 maybe then it's slightly elusive.
03:27:34 Argentina?
03:27:36 Argentina? Yeah.
03:27:38 Australia. Zoo.
03:27:40 Brazil. Canada.
03:27:42 Shannon, you.
03:27:44 China's number one.
03:27:46 Germany.
03:27:47 Germany's number two.
03:27:49 Indonesia.
03:27:51 Indonesia. Okay.
03:27:53 Japan.
03:27:54 Mexico. Japan's in Russia.
03:27:57 Saudi Arabia in the top ten.
03:28:00 South Korea, Turkey,
03:28:03 the United Kingdom and the United States
03:28:07 are the nine countries in the G20.
03:28:10 Because we are fucking retarded.
03:28:13 Okay, so who's the G 12 then?
03:28:17 Who cares?
03:28:17 The G 12 was who was before they let the other seven countries in.
03:28:21 So first of all there are 20.
03:28:24 There aren't 20.
03:28:24 You're doing the wrong math.
03:28:26 See, there are 19 in the G20.
03:28:28 So I would assume that there are 11 in the 12
03:28:31 because for whatever reason, okay, that even though they count the United
03:28:34 Kingdom and a bunch of other countries, France,
03:28:38 the European Union also gets a seat, a delegate.
03:28:44 So I don't like that.
03:28:47 Oh, that's why the 20.
03:28:49 Okay. No, no, I get it now.
03:28:52 But 12 I don't know.
03:28:54 Was it, did it used to be called the G 12?
03:28:57 I think Ireland gets its own G8.
03:29:02 Yeah. The G8 summit.
03:29:03 That's the elite.
03:29:05 The G8 Germany, Italy, UK, Japan, United States,
03:29:09 Canada and Russia, otherwise known as the sides of Axis and Allies.
03:29:14 The board game.
03:29:15 Right?
03:29:16 Right. The good guys, we call them.
03:29:19 Well,
03:29:21 give or take Germany and Italy.
03:29:24 Oh yeah. Those are Japan heavy hitters.
03:29:26 And the ruler of the axis and the allies is the game, right?
03:29:29 Yeah. Axis and the allies.
03:29:31 Yeah.
03:29:31 I just made them all one, 234, five, six, seven, eight.
03:29:36 Those eight countries were known as the G7.
03:29:41 And those eight are known as the G7.
03:29:44 Yeah. Do you want to know why?
03:29:46 Yes, I would love to know.
03:29:47 Because Russia was suspended.
03:29:50 Because they annexed. Oh, yeah.
03:29:52 Which is a little bit of what we're dealing with now.
03:29:53 Right.
03:29:55 Ukraine. Yeah.
03:29:56 I've got an issue of politics.
03:30:00 So confusing, unnecessary.
03:30:04 I think it is a necessary evil.
03:30:08 I only when there's
03:30:10 a discrepancy in agreement
03:30:13 and that almost never happens.
03:30:16 It's always happens.
03:30:17 It comes up five times a minute. Convention.
03:30:21 Convention.
03:30:28 Yeah.
03:30:30 How many definitions look like you went over definitions?
03:30:32 I know your monologues not going good when you start
03:30:34 just rattling off definitions.
03:30:37 I wanted to.
03:30:39 You always start with defining terms.
03:30:41 Convention has three meanings.
03:30:43 One is a meeting, one is an agreement, and the other one is also an agreement.
03:30:49 I like it, I'm not sure when you're hammered or when you're actually angry.
03:30:53 Oh yeah.
03:30:54 It doesn't even matter.
03:30:56 Did you mention the bridge?
03:30:58 An artificial beard and bridge.
03:31:04 Break up of.
03:31:06 No. So in in bridge in.
03:31:09 Some people will do it in euchre, but it's hard to in euchre
03:31:11 because there's really no give or whatever.
03:31:13 But I don't know how to play bridge,
03:31:15 but I think in pinnacle is what I could compare it to.
03:31:19 You would you would bid at a random bid.
03:31:21 Like if somebody bid like 50, you would bet 52.
03:31:24 But instead of saying 52, you would go 50 and two or some stupid thing like that.
03:31:31 Right?
03:31:31 And then you would tell your partner somehow that the two
03:31:35 is important to whatever you're trying to deal with, or get her hand.
03:31:38 And that's not called a bluff.
03:31:39 It's called a convention table talk.
03:31:43 Oh, really?
03:31:45 An artificial bid by the bidder tries to convey specific information
03:31:48 about the hand to their partner is called a convention.
03:31:52 Oh, nice.
03:31:55 It's the fourth definition.
03:31:58 Yeah.
03:31:58 I didn't get for the.
03:32:00 What's the fifth definition?
03:32:02 You said, a way something is usually done.
03:32:05 An agreement in a large meeting.
03:32:08 Yeah.
03:32:09 The fourth is in reverse order, I don't.
03:32:12 Yeah. Okay.
03:32:14 I don't see a fifth.
03:32:16 I give a.
03:32:20 Merriam-Webster's doesn't even have the bridge one I had to go to Oxford for.
03:32:24 That must be,
03:32:26 oh. English thing.
03:32:28 I think that
03:32:31 baby wiener, little baby wiener.
03:32:38 I'm pretty sure I played all your clips.
03:32:40 Yeah, yeah.
03:32:41 All right. Well, thank you for that.
03:32:43 The best thing is this night was a disaster.
03:32:45 Yeah.
03:32:46 Still the best podcast ever.
03:32:49 Yeah, I believe so.
03:32:51 So we got nothing to lose.
03:32:53 Yeah.
03:32:58 Best shirt ever.
03:33:01 There. I'm. Well.
03:33:02 Oh, no.
03:33:04 Of that.
03:33:05 There's a whole office weight.
03:33:08 You're triggering my memory right now this week, I.
03:33:10 So I think that from the office, there was all about,
03:33:14 Yeah, literally, they're they're doing the,
03:33:18 Okay.
03:33:20 I've never seen that.
03:33:21 So I don't know why I mentioned.
03:33:23 I think it's a it's a good life lesson.
03:33:26 I thought, not a lot of stuff, like,
03:33:29 you know, corporate Tim Ryan was going to call it, and I sent him the link.
03:33:35 Did he? Okay. Yeah.
03:33:36 You know, I'll tell you what.
03:33:38 I had trouble finding out.
03:33:39 I was trying for half hour for work.
03:33:42 Well, Ryan uninstall the,
03:33:45 Rumble Studio app and then reinstall it.
03:33:47 It should work if you're on Android.
03:33:49 Yeah, yeah, which is weird, because I did that.
03:33:52 I've never installed Rumble Studio.
03:33:56 Like you have.
03:33:57 As soon as you were having problems, I told George,
03:33:59 I'm like, I need to know what's going on in your phone.
03:34:01 So I just was recreating it and I'm like, I don't have it.
03:34:03 I had this link called Rumble Studio, but it just opened up a thing
03:34:06 that's at Rumble Studio.
03:34:08 So I installed it, found out that it didn't work.
03:34:10 I got the stupid same message you did.
03:34:13 Yeah.
03:34:13 Wait, wait, we're getting a call.
03:34:16 Oh, really? Oh.
03:34:20 But it's true.
03:34:21 That's awesome.
03:34:23 I'm trying to.
03:34:24 You're on the air, caller.
03:34:29 Welcome to Flash Rants
03:34:30 live the Brady draw after show.
03:34:33 Yeah, let me see.
03:34:36 I can hear you, but I don't think the show can yet.
03:34:38 Can you hear me?
03:34:38 You're a modern day Socrates, Gary.
03:34:41 He can hear me.
03:34:42 I can hear him, but I don't. You can't hear him, right?
03:34:44 Gary, that is correct.
03:34:47 All right, so if I share,
03:34:49 let me.
03:34:49 Yeah.
03:34:50 Let me pick a picture.
03:34:51 So I'm not usually. No
03:34:54 usually. No.
03:34:54 All right.
03:34:55 This might work.
03:34:56 This might just work
03:34:58 for me in the corner I'm excited.
03:35:00 Yeah.
03:35:01 So I'm clicking the link and I'm working a lot.
03:35:05 Yeah, but it's working now. All right.
03:35:08 Okay. Here
03:35:10 I you guys.
03:35:11 What's happening? Yeah.
03:35:15 Can you hear Gary's graduation from becoming the next pope?
03:35:18 It's so good.
03:35:19 He can't hear you. Gary.
03:35:22 But, hey, you got one more time, okay?
03:35:25 Yeah. So how we fix it?
03:35:26 Do you have an Android phone?
03:35:28 No. Apple iPhone draw.
03:35:32 How does it work?
03:35:35 The app just did what it was supposed to do
03:35:37 and I just follow the directions.
03:35:38 The only problem is I had to authenticate for some reason in the rumble
03:35:43 whatever app, which was just
03:35:46 email verification.
03:35:47 That's all.
03:35:49 Yeah, Rumble Studio sucks.
03:35:50 Good luck.
03:35:51 But if it works well, let me tell you something, brother.
03:35:55 You're on the show.
03:35:56 My, art that I'll call you guys.
03:35:59 All right.
03:35:59 What you going gonna do?
03:36:03 Ridiculous.
03:36:04 There has not been one fucked up on tonight's show.
03:36:10 The only, responsibility
03:36:11 I take not being a millionaire where I can just afford StreamYard.
03:36:14 It's really not that much money either.
03:36:16 But it's at a pink show.
03:36:19 Has to do.
03:36:19 That's not a hobby show.
03:36:21 Have you lost your mind?
03:36:23 No, I lost my mind.
03:36:24 If I pay it.
03:36:27 No, I never knew that.
03:36:29 I honestly never knew that.
03:36:33 It's easier to win, ultimatums to
03:36:34 if there's not money involved with significant others.
03:36:38 Right, Gary? Yeah. True.
03:36:42 I don't know about you guys training here.
03:36:44 And I made a, I didn't wash my car today.
03:36:49 That's not my fault.
03:36:50 No. Yeah, yeah, the show
03:36:53 falling apart might be. But.
03:36:56 The rain is not,
03:37:02 We should start a, give sand,
03:37:04 go to stop the rain.
03:37:07 I brought up the sun.
03:37:09 Was it hydrogen dioxide?
03:37:14 No, thanks. Dry.
03:37:17 It's not.
03:37:20 No, I did that.
03:37:21 Why did that sound like a fucking gay balloon?
03:37:27 It sounded like it
03:37:28 screamed in fucking terror pain.
03:37:31 And it did help.
03:37:33 It moaned.
03:37:34 It groaned like a fucking old hot house.
03:37:39 It's like I can still hear brother.
03:37:41 Like he's still here.
03:37:44 It's true.
03:37:45 No. Yeah, yeah.
03:37:55 You guys made me stay up too late again.
03:37:57 Yeah. You believe in a god?
03:37:59 That is no all knowing.
03:38:04 She's gonna.
03:38:05 She's gonna like, you know, looks like going on.
03:38:08 Maybe.
03:38:08 I don't know, I don't know.
03:38:14 Yeah.
03:38:15 There's no way that link is going to work.
03:38:17 Takes like.
03:38:19 No, I never knew that.
03:38:21 I honestly never knew that.
03:38:23 Monatomic gold.
03:38:24 Monatomic gold, monatomic gold.
03:38:27 I still can't find it.
03:38:30 I guess you can eat it.
03:38:32 Why don't you eat it?
03:38:37 Why would that be
03:38:38 something you would ingest?
03:38:42 Gold. How is that helpful?
03:38:43 They I, I had dessert, they're like, it has gold flecks in it or some shit.
03:38:49 Yeah.
03:38:49 And there's edible gold and I don't I don't want to eat cakes in it.
03:38:53 Are we missing out on.
03:38:54 Maybe it was fun to sit here.
03:38:58 Heavy metals.
03:39:00 Do they have an accent when they were talking to you?
03:39:02 It's inert gold flecks.
03:39:08 Gold flakes.
03:39:08 Gold. Like it's a gold digger.
03:39:10 It's got little gold shavings, gold flakes, gold flecks.
03:39:15 Little gold flecks in the gold slugger, go!
03:39:19 The roast of WrestleMania.
03:39:22 I don't know, it was a roast
03:39:25 or a poultry talk.
03:39:27 Let's see how much it sucked.
03:39:30 Would
03:39:32 hold up.
03:39:39 The same way the week's enforce them.
03:39:42 Wait, I gotta wait.
03:39:44 This is convention.
03:39:47 What's the best way to handle traffic laws?
03:39:49 Subjectively.
03:39:53 Cap manufacturers and what they can do with vehicles
03:39:56 make them only be able to go certain speeds and accelerate certain fast,
03:40:00 like certain. And that's it. That's all you get.
03:40:03 What a torque curves and all these extra.
03:40:05 But what if I'm trying to outrun a train?
03:40:07 You shouldn't be outrunning a train.
03:40:10 I shouldn't be, right.
03:40:11 I agree with you 100%.
03:40:12 But what if you follow the traffic laws?
03:40:14 There should be no reason why you would need to do that.
03:40:18 I just that's the script of a movie, for sure.
03:40:19 They'd be like, I thought you took the governor off.
03:40:22 And then they, Sorry, we can't go more than 65.
03:40:25 Governor, why don't we just tighten the Google?
03:40:28 Why don't we just tie it into Google and AI maps and make it drive
03:40:30 whatever the speed limit is?
03:40:34 It can tell me where I want to go.
03:40:36 It won't make you drive that fast, but you can't drive faster than the speed
03:40:39 limit ever.
03:40:41 Like they could do that very easily if they really wanted.
03:40:44 But then watch police from what?
03:40:46 From my understanding, police departments would literally cease to exist
03:40:49 because all their funding comes from very easy, low
03:40:53 maintenance, low paperwork, speeding tickets.
03:40:58 Yeah,
03:41:00 millions for little small cities, millions.
03:41:04 Yeah, yeah.
03:41:07 That's why they hide those little stealthy cars that say
03:41:09 police in, like, a two tone later, lighter gray or darker gray.
03:41:13 Yeah. Yeah.
03:41:15 As opposed to right countries where they seem to be yellow,
03:41:18 blue and white and stand out. Look at.
03:41:22 They look like a pylon.
03:41:23 Yeah.
03:41:25 The roast of WrestleMania just happened, apparently.
03:41:31 Were they making fun of it?
03:41:34 The audio of the roast
03:41:35 WrestleMania was removed so I can watch it.
03:41:39 The WrestleMania 41 roast was a disaster.
03:41:42 Like they're just hosting WrestleMania or the Rose.
03:41:47 WrestleMania, like the show
03:41:50 here.
03:41:50 This maybe this will summarize.
03:41:54 Some more.
03:41:55 I love the wrestling parts of the show with another video,
03:41:58 so I might have to check out some of the apparent jokes
03:42:03 that was at the WrestleMania roast last weekend.
03:42:07 I didn't really get a chance to talk about it, but here's the problem.
03:42:10 Sorry. Here's the problem WWE.
03:42:12 Even though the WrestleMania 41 roast, which is an actual thing with
03:42:17 Tony Hinchcliffe,
03:42:19 apparently it was a disaster, but we'd like to review it
03:42:22 or at least check it out.
03:42:23 But we can't because you've
03:42:24 copyright striked everybody and there's no record of it anywhere.
03:42:28 Don't you know that's a hate speech?
03:42:30 So they think they screwed it.
03:42:33 They think that I'm going to go pay
03:42:34 50 bucks to watch or I mean, I don't know where it's available.
03:42:37 I'm assuming.
03:42:39 Yeah.
03:42:39 Once you just do that WWE is trying to remove any trace of WrestleMania.
03:42:43 Ross, wait, here we go. The
03:42:46 they're calculatedly trying to
03:42:48 look at even says the roast of WrestleMania.
03:42:51 There's no way they would let him do that.
03:42:53 Look, it's got the WWE logo.
03:42:54 Oh, corruption.
03:42:55 Nature like an asshole with my little discus.
03:42:59 This is just a picture.
03:43:02 All right.
03:43:05 I hate to break it to you,
03:43:06 but once something is recorded, it's on the internet forever.
03:43:09 You know, this is true.
03:43:12 We're going to find it.
03:43:13 I'm not going to find it right now. But.
03:43:17 Yeah, I like actual roasts and
03:43:20 Tony Hinchcliffe a little.
03:43:22 It's getting kind of old, but I watch Kill Tony from time to time.
03:43:25 As a matter of fact, there's a new one out right now.
03:43:27 Every time our show is out, talk about our competition.
03:43:29 There's our competition for the best, biggest YouTube show in the world.
03:43:35 Premieres that show every Monday at 10:00.
03:43:41 And it's not.
03:43:42 It's not even live.
03:43:43 You can watch it at any time, which is the first time you can watch it.
03:43:46 And I promise you, there's at least two people watching that instead of us.
03:43:51 Hahahahahahahaha 2:00 though, you know, the later
03:43:54 it gets, the more viewers we get.
03:43:56 I hate to say that that's true.
03:43:57 It's harder and harder.
03:43:59 12 yeah, it keeps going up, I think because people that watch stuff,
03:44:02 no watch anything, everyone else stops.
03:44:06 Even, Adonis Paul, late night with Adonis.
03:44:08 Paul.
03:44:09 He's done in like hour, half hour, and there's nothing to watch.
03:44:12 People watch anything at that point or go to sleep.
03:44:16 One more.
03:44:17 One more spin for me.
03:44:21 All right? I.
03:44:29 People who love leave wet paper towels, water up.
03:44:31 I don't give a shit
03:44:34 where.
03:44:36 Yes. No.
03:44:38 She's charged, I do that, No.
03:44:42 Listen, to hear me out on this couch, I wipe off a spill,
03:44:46 and then I throw the water up. What?
03:44:49 Paper towel to the end of the counter for the next time I spill something.
03:44:55 Hey, I still ready to go?
03:44:56 I take the paper towel.
03:44:58 I used to dry my hands.
03:45:01 Yeah, and then instead of throwing them away,
03:45:02 as long as they're not soaking wet like you always for towels.
03:45:06 Ones I put in my pocket.
03:45:08 And if I have to sneeze or blow my nose when I'm working, I'm like,
03:45:10 at least I got that brown paper towel in my pocket as a last resort.
03:45:14 Oh yeah, the brown stuff.
03:45:15 Scratchy. I use the white stuff.
03:45:18 I don't have a choice.
03:45:18 Wherever I'm working, that's whatever towel I get.
03:45:22 So. Yeah, I'm.
03:45:24 I'm a towel racist.
03:45:27 It's just brown towel that they bleached.
03:45:30 It doesn't make it any.
03:45:30 Yeah, that's one of my towels.
03:45:32 White.
03:45:35 So it's more of like, a supreme towel or a superior towel.
03:45:39 It is a superior toweling.
03:45:43 All right.
03:45:43 It's just bleached.
03:45:45 We could just do that with people.
03:45:47 You guys do that with people?
03:45:49 You guys think it's funny that Michael Jackson wrote a song?
03:45:52 Doesn't matter if you're black or white.
03:45:54 And then immediately decided to be white.
03:45:56 He he was like, it doesn't matter if you're black or white
03:46:00 or you're black or white, but it clearly matter to him.
03:46:04 It did. Certainly did.
03:46:08 I did notice all of his children are white.
03:46:11 How is that possible?
03:46:14 Well,
03:46:15 oh, wait, because Elvis's wait.
03:46:18 What is that?
03:46:20 Did I dream that? Is that a mandela effect?
03:46:23 Elvis and Michael Jackson, Sheriff family
03:46:26 lineage now, right.
03:46:29 Why are you laughing?
03:46:30 I'm being serious.
03:46:31 Is that true? Either way, I have to Google that.
03:46:34 Isn't Priscilla Presley's kid, Michael Jackson.
03:46:37 That that's what happened.
03:46:39 Yes, supposedly.
03:46:40 Oh, that went down.
03:46:43 The slimy texture of overcooked noodles.
03:46:45 That doesn't bother me.
03:46:46 Like you just don't.
03:46:48 Don't overcook noodles.
03:46:50 Wait.
03:46:51 That's not that's not a good workaround.
03:46:54 What what you're faced with is the slimy texture of overcooked noodles.
03:47:00 What you're doing is avoiding the question.
03:47:03 Now handle it head on like a man.
03:47:06 Okay, let me rephrase that.
03:47:08 I've never had slimy texture
03:47:11 because my noodles are always al dente.
03:47:15 Noodles, like potatoes, tend to be starchy.
03:47:18 And so they'll get that. That texture.
03:47:21 Don't go that starchy, you starchy.
03:47:25 You don't do fresh noodles, you do dried
03:47:29 starchy noodles.
03:47:31 Yes, I use starchy noodles.
03:47:33 You can put this dough in a thing like little, Play-Doh.
03:47:37 Factory it out and make fun for me.
03:47:39 I know the Play-Doh Fun Factory.
03:47:41 So good noodles that way.
03:47:43 I want my poop to come out shaped like a star.
03:47:47 I'm happy with the structure, but.
03:47:52 Dynamic?
03:47:53 A certain dynamic.
03:47:54 You mean in the shape of a star?
03:47:57 Correct.
03:47:59 People who sit on the sidewalk.
03:48:02 I'm one of those.
03:48:04 You're gross.
03:48:04 Where you people walk,
03:48:07 it's against the law.
03:48:08 And some
03:48:09 areas, like it's an old law, but it's all on the books.
03:48:15 And that's why spittoons were outlawed.
03:48:17 Because of the disease that it spread.
03:48:20 Yeah.
03:48:22 And there's that.
03:48:26 Gotta get in there and spit on that thing.
03:48:29 Yeah. Yeah. All right.
03:48:32 So I'm too wasted to to actually conclude what I was talking about,
03:48:38 but what I was getting at with convention
03:48:41 is, I think history, much alcohol and everything.
03:48:45 And the dynastic Egyptians building the pyramids.
03:48:50 I say it was pre dynastic at the very least.
03:48:53 There's no record of dynastic Egyptians
03:48:57 build hauling giant blocks of stone anywhere.
03:49:02 There's no hieroglyphics of them doing said act.
03:49:06 So we know for a fact
03:49:08 that it was not the dynastic Egyptians that built the pyramids.
03:49:12 So therefore the history we're being told
03:49:15 conventionally is false.
03:49:19 Why is convention lies?
03:49:30 Okay, let's
03:49:32 convention wise wise.
03:49:36 I mean why why is it lies to you?
03:49:38 Why is a lie?
03:49:41 How do you know?
03:49:41 I've got a few theories.
03:49:42 I also have, some commentary on the, the particle collider.
03:49:48 Remember ripping space and time apart?
03:49:50 Pretty black hole, anti-matter.
03:49:54 Like the the large Hadron Collider
03:49:57 creates enough anti-matter to fill a small bucket every year.
03:50:02 Like a small bucket.
03:50:03 We had to realize a small bucket of energy matters enough to blow up
03:50:07 a corner of the Earth.
03:50:09 It's not handled properly.
03:50:11 They're driving around in their little golf carts in their facility
03:50:15 like it's no big deal. It is a big deal.
03:50:18 They are ripping apart the very fabric of the universe.
03:50:23 They are playing around with the laws of physics.
03:50:26 They're really opening up portals to other dimensions.
03:50:32 They really are.
03:50:34 This is they're screwing around with some stuff that we are, toddlers,
03:50:41 understanding
03:50:43 mental smurfs.
03:50:46 You know what I mean by that?
03:50:48 Yeah.
03:50:49 And yet you think that there couldn't possibly be
03:50:53 one omnipotent creator, right?
03:50:58 Right. Because that doesn't make sense.
03:51:00 Why does that not make sense?
03:51:02 Because it's made up.
03:51:03 Do you think this all just happened randomly? Then
03:51:07 that that makes a lot more sense than does it, you know, with the it's the miracle.
03:51:12 It's the single miracle that, oh, I make it.
03:51:15 I can't think of that. Are,
03:51:18 I mean, something similar and they make something similar.
03:51:21 One shot million is rare. Yeah.
03:51:24 Give me something similar.
03:51:25 Let's just as you was one watchmaker.
03:51:27 Okay.
03:51:29 The blind watchmaker.
03:51:30 Arguments of time tested.
03:51:33 Well, we got this.
03:51:34 Why am I naked?
03:51:37 My heart. You're naked.
03:51:39 You know, I'm sure he's getting a little lazy in his old age.
03:51:42 We had one comment this week. Oh,
03:51:46 the 4 p.m..
03:51:47 Do you know if there's enough time before anybody gets home to whip up a batch?
03:51:52 Jerry, welcome to Flash Rants Live.
03:51:54 You're probably wondering why I'm naked,
03:51:57 but I'm gonna come out of this
03:51:59 coming out in my.
03:52:04 Business as they, raid Diablo.
03:52:08 What is that? What is state?
03:52:11 I'm Ray Diablo or what is this?
03:52:13 What is this man talking about?
03:52:15 All right, so I'm Irish for what is this man talking about?
03:52:20 I'm Ray, is it? Dude?
03:52:21 Essay is rocket.
03:52:24 What's wrong with this guy?
03:52:25 You don't know,
03:52:28 do you know that?
03:52:29 No, I'm just making it up.
03:52:31 Really?
03:52:32 Do say some truth.
03:52:33 Egg roll.
03:52:36 Oh, I mean, oh, hey, how about that?
03:52:42 What?
03:52:44 I should mean it.
03:52:46 Then I get it, right. I mean.
03:52:51 You're right.
03:52:52 Wow. This worthy man.
03:52:55 The compliment naked.
03:52:57 Even this worthy man a worthy.
03:53:00 There you go. Finger in the butthole.
03:53:02 Our noble leader
03:53:05 showing true
03:53:07 showing butthole.
03:53:10 See, you don't want to show butthole.
03:53:13 I'm like, I don't mind showing, but not my butt.
03:53:16 Like seeing somebody show. But.
03:53:17 But I don't ever want no butthole.
03:53:19 You have to, like, spread cheek.
03:53:23 Right.
03:53:25 I mean, I mean, you could be in a specific position
03:53:27 with maybe an intimate partner.
03:53:31 It might just happen to come out, so to speak.
03:53:34 Pop out,
03:53:36 pop in. Oh, the hell.
03:53:38 Oh, I googled finger in the butthole, but I forgot to put dog.
03:53:45 Well, there, that's better.
03:53:47 No. Woof.
03:53:50 Clear your browser history.
03:53:52 Yeah, they're all the same with Caesar.
03:53:54 I think you're weird.
03:53:56 Did we look at all the answers?
03:53:57 Don't stick your finger up a dog's butt.
03:54:01 I knew that.
03:54:05 Yeah, I just yeah,
03:54:06 I knew that there was something I never would ever want to do, right?
03:54:09 Yeah, yeah, I just I'd already ruled that out.
03:54:13 See, I thought so, too, to last week's video.
03:54:15 And now I've been talking to experts. I've been researching it.
03:54:18 I've been hoping.
03:54:19 I mean, I've been,
03:54:23 Shit dog shit all over your fingernail.
03:54:27 Now I'm thinking about two is how it damages the dog's insides.
03:54:31 Yeah.
03:54:31 If there was a situation
03:54:32 in, like, in order, like there was a dog, and there's people about.
03:54:37 And in order to save the dog's life, you needed to stick a finger in the dog's
03:54:41 butthole.
03:54:41 And like someone told you that, like, my first instinct would be.
03:54:45 Well, yeah. Like, so who's doing it?
03:54:47 Like, you know, it's not going to be me.
03:54:49 Like a lion. That's not it.
03:54:53 Yeah, yeah.
03:54:54 Right. Now that not me.
03:54:56 It's scary.
03:54:57 It's like, oh that sucks.
03:54:58 Oh, I'll do it.
03:55:01 Seriously, if it needs to be done,
03:55:03 couldn't you just grab an object
03:55:05 and shove it in there instead of your own finger or.
03:55:09 Oh, wow, I hadn't thought of that chapstick off hand or so.
03:55:12 All right, not to be practical.
03:55:16 So maybe like a rock, you're getting the finger back,
03:55:19 and if it's your dog, somebody's going to care about that object.
03:55:24 Yeah, and then you're going to have a treat.
03:55:26 I just just think about it practically.
03:55:28 Would you rather just pull your finger out,
03:55:30 or would you rather have to
03:55:31 put your fingers in to get something out that may or not be sticking out anymore?
03:55:36 I think it's next pupil stub.
03:55:38 Anything out the battery or whatever.
03:55:41 Yeah, right.
03:55:42 Yeah. My cat 80. Life saver wrapper.
03:55:46 And I mean, we're waiting for that.
03:55:47 A lot of force behind this type of thing.
03:55:49 Oh. Oh, that's that's in progress.
03:55:52 Yeah, I, I've never seen that, but we had, you know, Christmas ribbon.
03:55:57 Long Christmas ribbon.
03:55:59 Oh, yeah.
03:55:59 You don't pull on that.
03:56:00 We know that very, very strong and tough.
03:56:03 Yeah. You don't, you don't pull it.
03:56:05 You can pull on it.
03:56:07 No, no. Show that's for sure.
03:56:09 Not positive.
03:56:10 You shouldn't pull on it.
03:56:12 Right. Can we learn?
03:56:14 I learned that on this show. It's it's you.
03:56:17 It is possible to pull it, right? Yeah. Yes.
03:56:19 There is an important distinction to make here.
03:56:22 There are dog people and there are freaks,
03:56:27 I mean, idiots, I mean cat cat people.
03:56:29 Sorry.
03:56:30 Dog people. Yes.
03:56:31 So my kids and my wife are cat people to be clear.
03:56:36 Oh, okay. I don't like
03:56:39 your wife and kids. Cat.
03:56:41 To be clear, I appreciate that.
03:56:44 Yeah.
03:56:47 I'm anti
03:56:49 this dog.
03:56:50 People which do you can respect?
03:56:53 All I heard was.
03:56:54 And then we.
03:56:55 And then there's.
03:56:57 I don't even remember what
03:56:59 we're talking about.
03:57:02 I don't know nothing about it, man.
03:57:06 I don't know it.
03:57:07 Damn, guys, I got wasted.
03:57:10 You guys let me get a little too tipsy here.
03:57:13 So you're an idiot.
03:57:14 I don't give a crap about that.
03:57:16 George, did you lose some kind of a bet that you were.
03:57:19 That you were supposed to watch Gary?
03:57:21 You know, make sure you don't get drunk this week.
03:57:24 No kidding?
03:57:26 No, I got two weeks.
03:57:27 That is 22, right?
03:57:28 The alcohol has something to do with it.
03:57:31 I don't have much alcohol.
03:57:34 Last night. Everything zero.
03:57:36 I had a two stroke lead through two holes.
03:57:38 It was incredible. I was doing great.
03:57:40 And then the the wheels came off the train and we I,
03:57:46 I haven't seen myself straight so I think it's time for an intervention.
03:57:51 We're going to have an intervention. So.
03:57:53 All right.
03:57:53 I've noticed something specially over the last few months.
03:57:56 You become healthier, happier,
03:57:58 less drunk when you don't have employment and money.
03:58:02 Despite all.
03:58:04 So now that you've had a job and money and you probably got a huge check
03:58:07 from the government, if they finally caught up
03:58:08 and gave you back pay for your severance, I as a yet
03:58:12 know what we owe.
03:58:13 Let me know when you see that, because it's
03:58:15 going to be a hell of a party of Gary's.
03:58:17 Oh my God, I can't wait.
03:58:19 My intervention, though, isn't.
03:58:20 Listen, you don't need to stop drinking.
03:58:22 You need to stop working again.
03:58:24 That's what I need.
03:58:26 That's what I mean.
03:58:26 You were so much healthier and happier, I think. Right?
03:58:29 Thanks, Brady.
03:58:30 I know I'm at like 204 pounds right now.
03:58:33 Unlike the fattest I've been, I'm like, I don't know what that means.
03:58:37 It's for the people we saw today that would be fighting weight.
03:58:40 That'd be great. I'm a big, fat slob.
03:58:42 No, that one, that one chick we was hanging with two saddlebags.
03:58:46 She would have lost, like, 400 pounds to get down to my walking around weights.
03:58:49 Like 185. I'm 204 right now.
03:58:56 I like
03:58:57 this is my winter weight and we're riding right.
03:58:59 Every summer we did a scale on the show.
03:59:03 Yeah we do.
03:59:04 Actually the the barn that's normally too
03:59:07 cold to to sustain life.
03:59:11 It feels wonderful out here.
03:59:13 It's a beautiful summer. Yeah.
03:59:16 I drove through a rich neighborhood today, and there were so many beautiful
03:59:19 people out.
03:59:21 Not that those are beautiful people.
03:59:22 On a on the way to my house, the poorest broke his ass.
03:59:26 House.
03:59:26 Like, if you look at all my neighbors, they've got stuff and cool things
03:59:32 and they houses, they gets my house.
03:59:34 It was the first house he built for like about four square miles.
03:59:39 And so everything else is more modern, bigger, cooler.
03:59:45 Yeah. I'm a misfit.
03:59:49 What does that say?
03:59:51 Stratton versus flare pale.
03:59:54 Stratton versus flare. Pale.
03:59:56 I don't know, imitation.
03:59:58 One of those people are we.
04:00:01 There is a is a wrestling question.
04:00:03 I think I went to bed which is better.
04:00:06 He goes to bed off camera.
04:00:08 Right. Right there on camera.
04:00:10 Okay.
04:00:12 This is way past my bedtime.
04:00:15 The sound of a pen clicking nonstop.
04:00:18 Oh, that's an annoying person.
04:00:20 The pen's not at fault here.
04:00:22 I'm sorry.
04:00:24 Because I'm that person. I'll do our play.
04:00:26 I will play the drums if I'm not occupied.
04:00:29 Like we're just sitting.
04:00:30 I'm waiting for you or you're the person the fidget spinner was made for.
04:00:35 Put. You can't.
04:00:36 No, it doesn't make noise.
04:00:38 So if you.
04:00:39 If you give me something quiet that I would not disturb or annoy, I'm
04:00:42 not going to.
04:00:43 I'll just set it down and I'll just sit there
04:00:44 and I'll eventually start getting in. And then I'll start shaking and clicking.
04:00:47 And the next thing you know, you hear.
04:00:50 But that's practice.
04:00:51 I mean, it's not my fault.
04:00:53 Maybe it's my fault, but it isn't my fault because there's no well, right.
04:00:56 There's no nobody at the helm.
04:00:58 So there's no way I can get well.
04:01:01 I'm worried that I'll look
04:01:03 up, but it does seem like it's
04:01:07 awful.
04:01:08 I love that chair.
04:01:09 You know what?
04:01:10 I don't mind that. Brady.
04:01:11 Brady. Brady, I don't mind.
04:01:13 That drawer is gone.
04:01:14 Because that chair is more handsome than the
04:01:18 the man who occupies that chair stream.
04:01:23 Oh wait.
04:01:23 What does it say in words?
04:01:26 In 2023, a 40,000 year old wool fed frozen
04:01:30 in Siberia, permafrost was found with intact fur and brain.
04:01:34 A snapshot of Ice Age life.
04:01:38 No, more like a statement than a.
04:01:40 Yeah, that doesn't solve the question.
04:01:43 Well, they're not always questions.
04:01:45 They're just
04:01:46 something to keep this going, to keep the show going on.
04:01:51 Oh, I keep forgetting to that.
04:01:52 I can't see any of
04:01:55 the comments on any of the screens.
04:01:57 And this actually go all the way back over to
04:02:00 Rumble.
04:02:01 This is.
04:02:05 This is not good.
04:02:05 Anybody who set up Rumble Studios never actually had to use it.
04:02:09 Clearly.
04:02:11 But hey, if we get 30 more subscribers,
04:02:13 we can start joining the,
04:02:16 Rumble Creators program.
04:02:18 All right. Yes, Ryan said. Sorry, bro, I'm trying, but it's not working.
04:02:20 Yeah, we know it's not working.
04:02:21 We try. Yeah, we know we finally got it. And then it just.
04:02:23 We know. No idea.
04:02:25 Hey, why is
04:02:28 Aspen white?
04:02:29 Why is Aspen white?
04:02:29 Is this a joke?
04:02:30 I don't know why is Aspen white?
04:02:32 Because they bleach it.
04:02:34 Because it's full of come.
04:02:36 Why is Aspen white?
04:02:39 Is that a riddle? Wait, wait. Because black
04:02:42 people wait.
04:02:43 I say I'm going to say something that's way wrong.
04:02:44 And if it's not this and I only do it for
04:02:48 because.
04:02:49 Because white people.
04:02:56 Know why is Aspen white?
04:03:00 Are you asking Ryan?
04:03:01 Are you asking the internet?
04:03:04 Oh. I was just repeating it.
04:03:06 Really?
04:03:08 I want the punchline.
04:03:12 To have to write the punchline.
04:03:14 Why is Aspen White?
04:03:17 Because
04:03:19 all of the other four letter words were taken.
04:03:21 I don't I don't know,
04:03:24 roll it in flour and aim for the wet spot.
04:03:27 Ooh. Why is flour white?
04:03:31 Oh. That's wicked.
04:03:31 That's because it's bleached. Right.
04:03:33 You know, I was taught the four evil whites
04:03:36 before I started doing Mount Rushmore race.
04:03:39 It was, white rice, white sugar
04:03:45 people and white people.
04:03:48 Caucasians,
04:03:50 where all the white women at?
04:03:53 If you're a white woman,
04:03:54 give us a call at five, eight, six, three, three.
04:03:58 We can't hear your answer.
04:04:00 See, I told you 222.
04:04:02 We're up to 16.
04:04:04 What?
04:04:06 I'm not even watching us.
04:04:08 What?
04:04:11 Draw left the show.
04:04:12 We've got a picture of a chair.
04:04:15 He grabbed his phone and his.
04:04:17 Whatever.
04:04:19 He had to go.
04:04:20 I don't know what young people carry.
04:04:21 If it's a wallet or some kind of magic iPhone.
04:04:24 Dude,
04:04:25 usually it's a douche flute.
04:04:29 A douche flute.
04:04:30 I'm sorry.
04:04:31 Vape pen.
04:04:35 Well, I said,
04:04:35 when you said do shoot, I said, what is that, a vape?
04:04:39 Vape?
04:04:39 I knew you it's kind of kind of a self had self announces itself.
04:04:44 Why is that?
04:04:45 Oh, wait, let me go back and look and see.
04:04:47 Yeah okay. Why is aspirin right.
04:04:52 Oh I don't trust any of the compressed white powder. See.
04:04:55 All right.
04:04:55 Now that I know I was going to give my actual
04:04:57 clinical answer and I was going to say, well, B
04:04:59 aspirin is white because it reflects light of all color.
04:05:02 The bonds of atoms makes it that way.
04:05:04 The energy is, between.
04:05:06 And then of course, door slams on with the actual answer,
04:05:11 which is simply why is aspirin white?
04:05:13 Because it works.
04:05:15 Oh, attaboy.
04:05:21 Can hear me?
04:05:22 Yes, I can hear you. You gotta find it.
04:05:25 I don't know, my studio looks like it crashed.
04:05:28 And I know you were there.
04:05:30 We watched it all. No, it was weird.
04:05:32 It said it. It was. It said it crashed like it did earlier.
04:05:34 And so I figured, fuck, it crashed. And then I also had to take a shit.
04:05:36 So I won't quickly take a shit.
04:05:38 And so I've never taken a shit in my life.
04:05:42 I tuned in on my phone and I saw that
04:05:44 I was saw myself walking away from the thing after the thing crashed.
04:05:48 And I'm like, wait, how is it still showing my picture on the screen?
04:05:51 Right?
04:05:51 Dude, the way you wrapped up, it looked like you grabbed.
04:05:54 You look like you were in for the night. I was like, he's done.
04:05:57 He's just defiant.
04:05:58 He did. He announced your departure?
04:06:00 No. I either ate something or something.
04:06:02 Somehow my stomach like it was you.
04:06:03 I want you. I had teriyaki madness. Now.
04:06:07 I thought the madness was the spice, but I was wrong.
04:06:10 Oh, you're getting the madness now.
04:06:15 The girl.
04:06:16 Restroom for less. No soup.
04:06:19 Yes, yes.
04:06:20 All right.
04:06:21 For me, we're just going to have the girl read the whole time.
04:06:24 That's way more interesting. We.
04:06:30 Who else?
04:06:31 Most of us don't use it.
04:06:33 Okay, I get it right. That's all.
04:06:34 That's right. Yeah.
04:06:36 Most assholes.
04:06:37 Yeah. Anyway, is thoroughly
04:06:40 so about my teriyaki madness.
04:06:42 The scariest part about this, if you noticed, I haven't gotten up.
04:06:46 Oh, but I had a price.
04:06:48 Depends.
04:06:50 Oh, man.
04:06:50 So there's no sign that as somebody is a I'm a, shop and subscribe member.
04:06:56 Will you buy more than one? Right.
04:06:59 No, it's still depend.
04:07:01 Brand undergarments.
04:07:04 Don't fuck with.
04:07:04 Oh, we're still talking about the same thing.
04:07:06 What do you call them?
04:07:08 Nike shoes. Or do you call them Nike's?
04:07:11 I don't, I haven't,
04:07:14 I haven't I've got Nike golf course, my red running all the way back in the 80s,
04:07:17 although you do call them Adidas and not Adidas is.
04:07:22 Okay.
04:07:23 Wait, wait.
04:07:24 So what is the where was the where did the argument move to?
04:07:26 I need to follow this.
04:07:28 You got a pair of Reebok.
04:07:29 You got a pair of Reeboks or Reebok.
04:07:31 What's got.
04:07:33 Do you drive a Ford or you drive a Ford?
04:07:36 Oh, no one drives Fords. Wait a minute.
04:07:38 That's not a very.
04:07:42 Do you?
04:07:42 I got my Fords, a new some new tires at Walmart.
04:07:46 The car.
04:07:49 Well, draw.
04:07:51 There's more than one Walmart.
04:07:52 That's what you did. That was your argument earlier.
04:07:55 There is.
04:07:55 If there's more than one Walmart and you can say Walmart.
04:07:58 What if I stopped at two of them that day, right.
04:08:00 For 3 or 4 I went Walmart and 2000 and another Walmart.
04:08:04 Yeah, I'm at a Walmart.
04:08:06 That's funny.
04:08:06 I've actually done that because they're out of stock of shit.
04:08:09 So I had to go get half, not tires.
04:08:11 But when they just ship them in one store.
04:08:16 To nothing. But
04:08:19 you know, like on this potential
04:08:22 dethroning, is it too soon?
04:08:25 I don't know, I guess he was holding a title
04:08:27 and they took it off of them.
04:08:30 It's my favorite part.
04:08:31 So I was like, what the fuck? What a stupid question.
04:08:33 And then he comes out, he's got a patented ready to go.
04:08:36 Yeah, yeah.
04:08:36 Somebody wrestling is watching this and I got to show my fucking street cred
04:08:40 and yeah, you're damn right it was fucking too soon.
04:08:42 I can't believe this.
04:08:44 I hear he looked like he could have some steam, but he.
04:08:49 They moved to Vegas, though.
04:08:50 Just everyone there finally
04:08:53 they suck.
04:08:53 All right.
04:08:54 Flounder would be a great wrestling. He came, came out.
04:08:57 He smelled like fish. And he was.
04:08:58 He always like, I don't know when I would
04:09:00 when he would try to do moves and change his moves.
04:09:03 The flounder not just flounder.
04:09:05 The flounder. Nice.
04:09:08 I flounder.
04:09:09 And you don't think there's a better fish name for you?
04:09:12 Like I lost her and then I flounder.
04:09:17 And you don't think there's a better joke?
04:09:19 You could have just told her the mouthful of candy.
04:09:21 Yeah, seriously, if my candy is almost gone,
04:09:24 if that makes you feel any better, if I had to.
04:09:25 If it had to be a fish wrestling name, I would pick Pike.
04:09:29 Okay.
04:09:31 Oh, prana.
04:09:32 Piranhas. Two. Two.
04:09:33 Obvious shark.
04:09:35 I think we're missing the top on Blowfish.
04:09:39 Okay. So you.
04:09:41 So you want to be.
04:09:42 You want to be a gay wrestler again?
04:09:46 Okay.
04:09:46 Trout,
04:09:48 all those trot,
04:09:52 all those sound gay.
04:09:53 I want guppy.
04:09:54 Yeah.
04:09:57 How about.
04:09:58 It's pretty good to.
04:10:00 There's got to be a funnier fish named tuna.
04:10:07 No, no, he
04:10:10 is a whale of fish.
04:10:11 Does that count? Even though it's not? No, it's a mammal.
04:10:14 Dipshit, I appreciate it.
04:10:16 I was lost there for a moment.
04:10:19 I guess flounder is the best, but.
04:10:23 We need to Mount Rushmore.
04:10:25 There's wrestling fish, wrestling names.
04:10:28 Yeah. Minutes. We. I'll come prepared.
04:10:31 You know how you call the fat guy tiny and the bald guy curly?
04:10:34 Yeah. Especially curly.
04:10:36 You know, that second one more than the other about, How about minnow?
04:10:41 You could be minnow and walk on with.
04:10:42 Oh, hammerhead. Yeah. That's funny.
04:10:46 Hammerhead, you could walk. You know what, hammerhead?
04:10:48 That was that bitch earlier. That's a sharks keeper.
04:10:51 She had, like, a dual hammerhead coming out.
04:10:54 Funny fish named
04:10:57 doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
04:10:59 Oh, oh.
04:11:02 Hum, hum.
04:11:05 Oh, or or.
04:11:07 Here we go.
04:11:08 If heaven exists, is it the same for everyone?
04:11:12 So now listen, don't run away from the question, Gary.
04:11:15 Don't not answer the question, Gary.
04:11:17 If it says if heaven exists, start there.
04:11:20 Okay. And then is it the same for everyone?
04:11:27 Okay.
04:11:27 Can't do it.
04:11:28 He's like I will not engage it okay.
04:11:30 No no no no okay. It doesn't.
04:11:33 And no it isn't.
04:11:35 What about dogs wood dog would all dog heaven.
04:11:39 Heaven? Yeah.
04:11:42 Imagine a dog.
04:11:43 Okay. A dog is like no no no no no.
04:11:46 I just keep imagining dogs in in their fingers figures in their butthole.
04:11:49 But peanut butter dogs don't have fingers.
04:11:53 You know what I mean?
04:11:55 Infinity.
04:11:56 Oh, and the turtles, if you don't, you're not going to take.
04:12:00 No matter.
04:12:01 Dick, throw the the the the
04:12:05 the events can change all they want.
04:12:09 Eternity is too long.
04:12:20 What's not too long?
04:12:21 One day before eternity.
04:12:24 Amen. That's not.
04:12:25 That's not a thing either.
04:12:27 Infinity minus one equals infinity.
04:12:32 But then infinity minus infinity equals zero.
04:12:35 No, it equals infinity.
04:12:37 Therefore. Then there's no time.
04:12:39 If everything you're dividing by zero, that. No.
04:12:42 That's the problem with infinity.
04:12:44 In the past too. If this is
04:12:47 the end
04:12:48 of an infinite sequence right now, doesn't exist.
04:12:53 If this is the end of an infinite sequence is you
04:12:56 keep topping yourself with the most ridiculous statement.
04:13:01 Did anyone else catch that?
04:13:05 I mean, you're well, great if this is an infinite.
04:13:08 But at the same time as if this
04:13:11 time stop, it's not it.
04:13:14 These.
04:13:15 If this is a resumption, it should be.
04:13:18 This should have already been talking.
04:13:20 Why I hate these infinite.
04:13:24 I do it infinitely.
04:13:26 Assuming that you have to do something again.
04:13:29 You have to.
04:13:31 It would by having to.
04:13:32 That means you could never not do something which is infinitely exactly
04:13:37 which can I, which cannot be.
04:13:40 Why not?
04:13:41 Because you just said infinite exist.
04:13:44 I just saw a comment.
04:13:46 What's that?
04:13:48 Yeah. How does that happen?
04:13:49 I don't know, I just clicked on the thing and the thing I was doing that earlier.
04:13:52 What do you think?
04:13:54 What does it say?
04:13:54 And this message, it's just random comment in the in the thing.
04:13:59 I clicked on a comment on it right?
04:14:02 I can't read it.
04:14:04 So most don't go.
04:14:06 That's not the saying I think it's all done.
04:14:08 I can't see that.
04:14:10 I think that the way dogs are so real compared to humans,
04:14:15 I bet you it's more likely that right there,
04:14:19 Jesus, it said most dogs go to heaven.
04:14:22 Listen, isn't it more likely, in your opinion, that if, if, if,
04:14:25 if there's a heaven there, there it is again.
04:14:29 You yelled and no, I got kicked off and,
04:14:34 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell.
04:14:36 Oh, trying to kick the rat.
04:14:38 Yeah, I got way too loud there.
04:14:43 You hit.
04:14:43 I just love level kicked. Everybody.
04:14:46 Dang it.
04:14:47 Don't look there again.
04:14:50 What I saying?
04:14:53 Oh, because the dogs are so loyal and such good creatures.
04:14:57 If heaven exists, it's more likely the dogs go there over humans.
04:15:01 So when people say people are their pet, have their assholes,
04:15:05 they might just monkey people.
04:15:08 They eat animals,
04:15:11 but they're animals.
04:15:14 I mean, it's like, so are we.
04:15:17 Isn't that kind of call?
04:15:18 Are we allowed to say, call the pot?
04:15:20 Are we not animals? Black?
04:15:22 Oh, when I was a person of faith, I always said that once
04:15:28 because a chimpanzee, you're a mushroom or another great, a bonobo.
04:15:33 Something similar to us.
04:15:35 Oh, to speak when I give up my faith
04:15:39 because then it denounces the creationist.
04:15:42 Well, they taught, there was that that Pepsi commercial
04:15:47 where the the the gorilla did the sign language.
04:15:50 They had a bonobo that was able to learn, like 3000 words
04:15:54 in English and understand them and respond to them.
04:15:58 And there were a few, captive
04:16:02 apes that that demonstrated
04:16:05 serious potential in, in communication.
04:16:09 But then they finally took the experiment out into the wild,
04:16:14 where their communication already exists.
04:16:17 They already know how to communicate with one another through body
04:16:21 language is in a series of grunts, and they've actually got
04:16:25 syntax and punctuation, like
04:16:28 like words that combined that mean
04:16:31 a different meaning than the words the grunts themselves.
04:16:34 But if you combine them with other grunts, like because,
04:16:38 okay, a threat is in the sky, the threat is on the ground.
04:16:41 Those are two different series of grunts, but threat is the same.
04:16:45 And then ground is there's I've never heard anything speak before.
04:16:51 When you heard the English language,
04:16:52 it would sound like a bunch of random gibberish noises.
04:16:55 Yeah.
04:16:56 Just be like loud.
04:16:57 Same type of form gibberish.
04:17:00 However, we found out very quickly
04:17:04 the bonobos and and other, chimpanzees and other animals.
04:17:10 It's tougher to get bonobo information than chimpanzee information
04:17:15 because chimpanzees are prevalent and bonobos are nearly extinct.
04:17:21 But of the extinct eight extant extant
04:17:26 extant extinct, the word is extant and it means perhaps not extinct.
04:17:30 Still surviving so of our closest relatives that are extant,
04:17:37 there are bonobos.
04:17:37 Interestingly, those are the two closest
04:17:41 to our genetics that are extant,
04:17:44 and they demonstrate
04:17:47 without the vocal cords that we have demonstrate like us.
04:17:52 An enormous fraction
04:17:54 of a percent of the ability
04:17:57 to communicate that we have.
04:18:00 Great.
04:18:01 To that.
04:18:01 Answer the question, who is the question?
04:18:05 I don't just go off on a tangent.
04:18:08 Then why not have been, oh, no.
04:18:11 Okay.
04:18:12 Go on.
04:18:13 Sorry about that.
04:18:16 I love it
04:18:18 I love it.
04:18:19 Oh my goodness it's so good.
04:18:21 Bonobos.
04:18:23 There's a few noteworthy
04:18:26 like experiments that that, get into
04:18:30 primate communication.
04:18:33 And we haven't gotten very far as,
04:18:35 like the smartest dummy, but
04:18:39 they have the monkeys themselves,
04:18:43 and we're we're just
04:18:46 we're looking at the tip of the iceberg, and there's a lot more communication
04:18:49 going on that we're aware of.
04:18:52 And okay, so your
04:18:53 example of English being spoken to someone who doesn't understand.
04:18:57 Yes. Sounds like gibberish.
04:19:03 So thank you for that.
04:19:07 Rather clip Brady.
04:19:09 No clips on our show where we are.
04:19:12 Oh I'm sorry. Clips.
04:19:13 You got clips, bro. The other clip.
04:19:15 Oh clip jaw.
04:19:16 You roll the clip.
04:19:18 What an inch or what an inch or what an inch?
04:19:21 I'll. I'll pull it up for you, Brady.
04:19:23 For sure.
04:19:25 What an insightful show tonight.
04:19:27 It was.
04:19:30 You speaking like Yoda?
04:19:31 If you click on it goes wham.
04:19:34 Hey, what's that right there?
04:19:38 We see that.
04:19:39 Do you know why George Lucas made Yoda talk like that?
04:19:45 Because, frankly, I'm chose to.
04:19:50 No, no, no.
04:19:53 Tell me more, Brady.
04:19:57 Or don't tell me whatever.
04:19:59 I'm bringing it up.
04:20:00 I'm bringing up the same.
04:20:02 Bring up the good.
04:20:06 See? I'm sorry.
04:20:07 In StreamYard, I can go boom, boom. And it's up.
04:20:09 I already have it ready to go, but in here I have to go.
04:20:11 I click down here and then go over there and click on there.
04:20:13 And I make sure I find the right
04:20:14 one of the chair and make sure our audio is working.
04:20:15 Then click on share and hope that it works.
04:20:18 And Jan notice and then I have to ask, can you hear it
04:20:21 backwards?
04:20:24 Did you hear it.
04:20:26 And I have to hope that somebody why does he have to speak back
04:20:30 here.
04:20:33 Well should we wait for Gary since he
04:20:37 right.
04:20:37 I wonder why does Yoda speak backwards? Why?
04:20:44 Well, I don't,
04:20:47 thank you.
04:20:48 Yoda had a very distinctive way of talking because.
04:20:52 And it was done purposely
04:20:55 because you were speaking in regular English or being was he?
04:21:00 People don't listen that much, but if he has an accent or is really hard
04:21:04 to understand what he's saying, they focus on what he's saying and what he was.
04:21:08 He was basically the philosopher of the movie.
04:21:11 So he was talking about all of the things, you know, and long talking things.
04:21:16 I had to figure out a
04:21:16 way to get people to actually listen, especially 12 year old.
04:21:20 All right, I'll give it a try.
04:21:22 No, try not to hurt or do not
04:21:28 at least no. Try this.
04:21:30 You want to go to a comic?
04:21:31 I said it regularly.
04:21:35 No need.
04:21:39 Why can I hear that?
04:21:41 But I can't hear anything else.
04:21:42 You ever play so you can hear the soundboard?
04:21:46 I have a soundboard that goes through the same channel.
04:21:49 And here's everything. You in Rumble Studio.
04:21:53 You can't, but you can.
04:21:55 You just can't hear.
04:21:57 So you say, I need a computer.
04:22:01 You've been saying that for two years.
04:22:03 It's getting I, it's I have stopped saying it.
04:22:06 Go me longer.
04:22:08 Oh me.
04:22:12 I'm not telling you how to live your life,
04:22:14 but you definitely live your life more like I do.
04:22:17 Yeah, absolutely.
04:22:18 I'm not telling you how to think, but it would help if I did.
04:22:23 I, I am, so I'm not going to show to on.
04:22:29 I'm on the show here.
04:22:31 I'm the face of the franchise
04:22:34 base of the French manual tools and all. I'm.
04:22:40 I don't care what I look like.
04:22:44 Why did I wear.
04:22:45 I'm just as pretentious as my lab coat.
04:22:49 Okay.
04:22:50 And then there.
04:22:53 Hi. This message is for flash.
04:22:56 There are no messages.
04:22:57 I don't think
04:23:00 her and
04:23:02 I assume the kid.
04:23:04 That's why you watch the drive.
04:23:07 Everybody up there. Hold. That's my question.
04:23:09 You want to try to get off? And you.
04:23:10 I hope, is you talking about you was a bit like.
04:23:13 Like like
04:23:14 you got so much to say about black people not want my fucking hand out from now.
04:23:17 But you'll be damned if you don't betray a family came from another country.
04:23:20 How a country works.
04:23:22 Y'all are your own worst problems.
04:23:24 You say black Americans is they all work problems.
04:23:26 But one hand up on the government.
04:23:28 Yo country. Been in the Civil War for fucking 70 some fucking years.
04:23:30 Killing each other.
04:23:31 And y'all bring y'all dirty back ass over an actual motherfucker, okay?
04:23:35 Hand you over.
04:23:36 Because the hand that you anger, baby, you was only conceived.
04:23:40 Get so bitch ass up.
04:23:41 But what are you talking about, boy?
04:23:43 Let me go.
04:23:45 Let me ask you just one point.
04:23:46 So I can show you.
04:23:48 All right? You were born in U.S..
04:23:50 You? Yes.
04:23:51 You FBI,
04:23:54 am I FBI?
04:23:55 I'm an African American.
04:23:56 Yeah, but so what?
04:23:57 You were born like you're at bay, right?
04:24:00 Because you you talk about being an American, full blooded American.
04:24:03 Okay, you know what? African American is not trying to get me to say FDA.
04:24:06 I don't know what that means. I'm African American. Okay.
04:24:07 So was your family or is your family a descendant of slaves or not?
04:24:11 Yes they are.
04:24:12 Okay, so according to people, some you be considered a FBA
04:24:16 or if you want to call yourself African American, they want to consider that.
04:24:18 But whatever the point of the matter is so look, let me let me figure this out.
04:24:22 So I don't know is a poor baby loser, poor US country, etc.
04:24:27 but you're calling it to my shoes
04:24:28 and I make more money than you and I'm more successful.
04:24:31 Holy shit.
04:24:33 Fucking watermelon warrior.
04:24:34 Chicken connoisseur. Stupid fuck! Drop them.
04:24:37 Yeah. Get this thing out of here, bro.
04:24:38 Sir, when I talk to this guy and he got the nerve.
04:24:41 Oh, you.
04:24:42 No, baby.
04:24:42 Oh, but you call into my show, talk about features like American nigga.
04:24:47 That was there.
04:24:47 Is that competition?
04:24:49 That's their show. And they voted me on. And you dumb as
04:24:53 fuck.
04:24:53 I like it, man.
04:24:54 Nobody wants to fuck me.
04:24:55 Oh my gosh, no fucking terrorism.
04:24:58 Stupid motherfucker.
04:24:59 Now that would be stupid.
04:25:01 Maybe a cameo on bad. My bad.
04:25:02 No, you ain't even going to get on there, okay?
04:25:05 He wins. Fucking dumb ass.
04:25:07 My name is international, nigga.
04:25:08 Who the fuck are you, fucking fagot?
04:25:11 I make more money.
04:25:12 Yeah, man. Shit!
04:25:15 Holy shit.
04:25:16 Bro, we need to bring the Klan back to for some of these niggas, bro.
04:25:18 Ain't. Wow.
04:25:22 Okay, I don't make any money, so we're good.
04:25:31 This is pretty tame compared to that.
04:25:34 Yeah,
04:25:35 I don't get that in ten years.
04:25:38 This theory was not embraced during Mueller's lifetime.
04:25:42 Over the last few decades, a large number of studies have found that
04:25:46 there does seem to be a limited tendency for such a party,
04:25:50 because that's how those expressions are literally translated from Spanish.
04:25:55 Well, after that segment came out, Grammar Palooza and Erin Moran asked me about
04:26:00 Irish calcs and I didn't know off the top it said from grunts to grammar.
04:26:04 I thought they were going to explain it, but she's just or no,
04:26:08 she's she said something about talking Taco,
04:26:11 we've got someone about burrito speech over there I missed it.
04:26:15 What was 103 that you added today?
04:26:18 That was nice scrotum fagot.
04:26:23 And did you want to
04:26:25 explain the inside joke on that or.
04:26:28 Well, we met the stranger at Stoney Creek
04:26:31 Metro Park, and he's not used to our humor.
04:26:35 And so when I said nice scrotum fagot to draw or draw, said, nice scrotum
04:26:40 fagot to me, we got a,
04:26:43 like a invisible cringe out of this guy.
04:26:47 So that became our our catchphrase for the day.
04:26:51 And I, scrotum fagot.
04:26:54 It sounds a little gay.
04:26:56 Yeah.
04:26:57 No, no, it was no.
04:26:59 Yeah. Yeah, it definitely is.
04:27:00 Yeah, yeah. No.
04:27:03 Yeah. It was.
04:27:05 And this guy did not get us.
04:27:07 And the whole day we tortured him.
04:27:10 I'm sorry.
04:27:12 I hate for asking Albuquerque for clarification.
04:27:15 Didn't get you figuratively or didn't get you.
04:27:19 Okay, so when my dog comes out of the living room, I'm going to get you.
04:27:24 I'm going to get you, right? Yeah. Yeah.
04:27:25 I mean, I'm going to turn him on his back
04:27:27 and get his belly and give him a good belly rubbing,
04:27:30 and there's nothing he can do about it.
04:27:31 He knows there's nothing you can do about it,
04:27:33 but he still fights me until he has to concede to the belly.
04:27:36 It did you just to
04:27:40 a dog scrape.
04:27:41 Yeah. The dog does not want that to happen.
04:27:44 Apparently he even said, you know, just dog don't do it.
04:27:46 I force a force.
04:27:48 Well, so force it upon an awesome.
04:27:50 Yeah, because why not afford me? Jerry?
04:27:53 That's how that works.
04:27:57 Breaking news.
04:28:00 I didn't find a thing.
04:28:02 I can't hear it.
04:28:04 No, but it just played.
04:28:05 So just say this just in.
04:28:07 The SPCA is at your door.
04:28:10 Oh, they have questions to answer.
04:28:12 The door. They have questions?
04:28:16 We were on for five hours.
04:28:18 Congratulations, boys. Great job.
04:28:21 Technically, we got, like, an hour starts.
04:28:23 It was only four, but
04:28:26 that was good.
04:28:27 You want to.
04:28:28 You want to pick the topic next week?
04:28:30 Draw poop.
04:28:34 I think we did that.
04:28:35 It was supposed to be shit.
04:28:37 We turned it into dirt.
04:28:39 But if you actually watch that show, it was all about shit.
04:28:44 How did I was going to say?
04:28:45 How did he get it to stay like that?
04:28:46 I was is that what happened when it crashed before?
04:28:51 Well, no.
04:28:53 I got my finger on the outro play button.