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Fladge Rants Live #104 Constitutional | We The Poople in Session

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00:01:34 The time is now 10:02 a.m..
00:01:36 No pm.
00:01:39 Do you know where your first morning constitutional will be tomorrow?
00:01:42 Hi, I'm Gerry, and welcome to Fladge Rants.
00:01:45 Live and vocal that, pleasure.
00:01:49 It's live show number 104 104 shows.
00:01:55 This is the last show of our second year.
00:02:02 More on that later.
00:02:05 I take my morning constitutional and same bathroom every time.
00:02:08 I'm not the kind of person who has to take my my morning.
00:02:13 Oh. I can only poop at home.
00:02:15 There's a German name for that.
00:02:16 It's pretty funny.
00:02:17 I forget what it is.
00:02:18 I can't pronounce it right anyway.
00:02:20 But I, I do only poop in the one spot
00:02:24 at the one time, but,
00:02:27 an unexpected mid-day poop also makes things exciting.
00:02:34 But, did you notice
00:02:36 that income tax is unconstitutional?
00:02:40 Because I did.
00:02:43 Also, you can roll a 20 sided die against your constitution
00:02:47 to see if you survive being poisoned in a game of Dungeons and Dragons.
00:02:51 So there's that.
00:02:54 So here we are,
00:02:55 the end of our second year of doing this podcast.
00:02:59 Every Monday for every week,
00:03:03 for two straight years,
00:03:05 that a single day of.
00:03:08 And I'm hanging it up.
00:03:10 This is the last
00:03:13 I'm closing at the end of today's show.
00:03:16 We're unplugging, turning off the lights,
00:03:20 closing down.
00:03:22 We haven't had a Monday off
00:03:24 while in two years and
00:03:27 do I think it's about time?
00:03:30 Maybe.
00:03:31 I feel like we've got a lot more work to do.
00:03:33 I feel like we're just getting started.
00:03:37 104 shows in.
00:03:38 Are we allowed to still suck?
00:03:42 I feel like
00:03:45 we've got more to offer.
00:03:46 I feel like we keep finding more.
00:03:49 I think we're just hitting our stride.
00:03:51 We're getting better.
00:03:56 Yeah, I said I wouldn't cry.
00:04:02 It is,
00:04:04 very dare say.
00:04:06 I mean, I.
00:04:10 This is a
00:04:11 this is actually a tearful, farewell.
00:04:14 Goodbye.
00:04:14 Also.
00:04:22 It opens up the door for new opportunities.
00:04:26 This is a new beginning.
00:04:28 When it's time to hang up the lab coat and the memento.
00:04:33 Kerr, Utah jazz jersey.
00:04:36 I'm not even out of shirts yet.
00:04:38 104 shows in.
00:04:39 I haven't worn all my shirts yet, but I have 104 shirts.
00:04:42 Really?
00:04:43 I didn't know that.
00:04:45 But this show is, enlighten me.
00:04:48 And I do a lot of stuff, including, but not limited to quantum immortality.
00:04:56 Curious thing
00:04:57 about that is it takes the, the many worlds interpretation
00:05:01 of quantum physics and which by the way, is the same explanation
00:05:07 that I use to understand the Mandela Effect.
00:05:12 Was it, the particle accelerator at CERN?
00:05:17 Possibly.
00:05:18 Was it the work of time travelers?
00:05:22 I don't know.
00:05:23 Paradoxes arise.
00:05:25 Is it infinity screwing things up?
00:05:29 Because here's the thing with infinities.
00:05:33 They say if you have a million monkeys
00:05:37 typing on a million typewriters for a million years,
00:05:40 one of them is going to type the complete works of William Shakespeare.
00:05:45 That's not true.
00:05:46 Not one of them will even type out to be or not to be.
00:05:51 That is the question.
00:05:54 The idea is, one monkey
00:05:57 and one typewriter for infinite time
00:06:00 will type out the complete works of William Shakespeare.
00:06:04 But if you sit there and watch him, he will not do it.
00:06:08 That will not happen.
00:06:11 Sorry.
00:06:15 That's. That won't happen.
00:06:17 What will happen?
00:06:20 See, there's mathematical things.
00:06:23 You probably don't even realize this.
00:06:24 Shuffle adaptive cards.
00:06:27 And I guarantee
00:06:29 no one's ever had a deck of cards in that order.
00:06:32 And why?
00:06:34 Because there are more possibilities of arranging a deck of cards
00:06:37 than there are subatomic particles in the visible universe.
00:06:43 Mask. It's crazy.
00:06:45 Right away.
00:06:46 So, the speaker last show.
00:06:51 We've got a lot to get to.
00:06:52 I've got a couple rants.
00:06:55 And, the main one I haven't gotten to yet, and I'm holding on to that one,
00:06:59 but I've got, two
00:07:02 before that.
00:07:02 I saw a truck.
00:07:05 Now back up.
00:07:07 This is how contractions work.
00:07:10 I always say you can't make just make up words.
00:07:15 That's not even true.
00:07:17 William Shakespeare made up a large fraction of the English language.
00:07:22 A little more modern examples.
00:07:24 My favorite author growing up was Isaac Asimov.
00:07:28 And he coined the word robot.
00:07:30 Robot, and therefore, robotics.
00:07:34 So he is, attributed robot and robotics.
00:07:37 Isaac Asimov, look it up.
00:07:39 That's that's really kind of,
00:07:41 another hero of mine, Richard
00:07:44 Dawkins, is credited with coining the word meme.
00:07:49 The way we use it
00:07:51 these days.
00:07:53 Meme.
00:07:53 E m e That so so by saying
00:08:00 you can't just make up whatever words you want.
00:08:02 Yes, that is actually how words are are.
00:08:07 Are brought about, that are just made up.
00:08:11 But until they're
00:08:14 accepted and used,
00:08:19 they're not really words.
00:08:21 So here's how contractions work.
00:08:23 You put two words together, make a new word.
00:08:26 Okay. Sometimes it's hyphenated.
00:08:27 Sometimes there's a space, sometimes no space, and you just put them together.
00:08:32 This is true of
00:08:35 anywhere and anything.
00:08:37 So I saw a truck that said that they deliver anything,
00:08:41 anywhere.
00:08:44 And it'll be.
00:08:46 Repeated.
00:08:48 They'll deliver anything anywhere.
00:08:52 And I think they wanted to say any time, which is two words.
00:08:55 It's not a contraction.
00:08:57 And they squished it together, even though that is not a contraction.
00:09:02 There's no anytime.
00:09:05 It is.
00:09:07 And it kind of looks like they did me.
00:09:10 That's not right.
00:09:13 What was the other one I wanted to rant about?
00:09:15 I wrote down.
00:09:17 Oh yeah, I saw I the other day.
00:09:19 I don't want to give him any, advertising,
00:09:25 which works out because I don't remember what company it was for,
00:09:28 but it was for term life insurance or something.
00:09:31 And he was talking about the three piece.
00:09:34 And of course, the three P's were price, price and price.
00:09:38 And the first
00:09:40 price was the price you could afford.
00:09:43 And then the second price was a price that will stay locked in or like state.
00:09:47 And that won't change.
00:09:49 And then the third price was a price
00:09:52 that fits your budget.
00:09:56 I'm thinking the first P and the third P are exactly the same.
00:09:59 What's the difference between
00:10:01 a price you can afford and
00:10:05 a price that fits your budget?
00:10:08 That's insanity.
00:10:09 So now,
00:10:13 constitutional aside,
00:10:18 I was delivered an ultimatum this week.
00:10:21 Shut down
00:10:23 the podcast or face divorce.
00:10:26 And, of course, I chose,
00:10:30 to shut down the podcast,
00:10:33 however.
00:10:35 Amen.
00:10:36 Nobody should win
00:10:39 using those kind of tactics.
00:10:42 No one should give in with that kind of bullying.
00:10:47 That's not fair.
00:10:48 That's not moral. No.
00:10:51 Going nuclear is not an acceptable tactic.
00:10:58 So in half an hour.
00:11:07 So we're in discussion.
00:11:09 I, I proposed starting a new podcast.
00:11:14 What's her criteria?
00:11:15 Whatever she wants.
00:11:16 We'll just talk about what she wants and not talk about what she doesn't like.
00:11:21 Whatever the format change she wants. Amen.
00:11:23 We'll go with that. See how that works?
00:11:26 I'm guessing she's going to go
00:11:28 with Monday night's 10 p.m..
00:11:31 Exactly the same as it always has been.
00:11:35 So what's the topic next week, guys?
00:11:40 Well, we could break.
00:11:43 Send that clip to me.
00:11:45 I'd love to have that.
00:11:50 Out of the lawsuit.
00:11:51 That guy.
00:11:52 Life insurance through the colonial pen program.
00:11:55 If you're aged 50 to 85 and looking to buy life
00:11:58 insurance on a fixed budget, remember the three P's?
00:12:01 The three.
00:12:02 What a three. What?
00:12:04 What are the three P's?
00:12:08 In Germany, we have a word for the person who only poops at home.
00:12:11 Yeah, we called them. Hi. I'm shy.
00:12:15 Are you? I'm shy. So.
00:12:17 My wife is a, should I say I.
00:12:18 On the other hand, I was that shy.
00:12:20 So I'm a person who only poops when they go to your home.
00:12:24 Yeah. See?
00:12:34 I'm a home pooper.
00:12:36 I can poop anywhere.
00:12:37 But I prefer to poop at home.
00:12:40 I just always poop at home because that's where I am.
00:12:43 When to have to poop all the time.
00:12:44 And. Yeah, but like at a hotel.
00:12:47 No problem.
00:12:49 Oh, yeah.
00:12:50 Porta potty at a construction site.
00:12:52 I can hold it.
00:12:54 Sometimes I absolutely have to.
00:12:56 Right. Exactly.
00:12:57 Sometimes you can't just hold it.
00:12:58 And, that that's what I was talking about.
00:13:01 Like, that's kind of exciting sometimes.
00:13:04 So I got too much nature yesterday.
00:13:07 I am, congested.
00:13:10 Is that normal?
00:13:12 Yeah, sure. That's what it is.
00:13:14 No, that's, you got a little sand in your eye.
00:13:20 Okay.
00:13:23 So, we have to do the best
00:13:26 you like shutting it down?
00:13:28 I'm forcing you guys to produce the best show you've ever done.
00:13:33 That was the main point.
00:13:40 That's it. Oh,
00:13:42 yeah.
00:13:43 Yeah.
00:13:44 What do you want from me?
00:13:47 I'm a monologue.
00:13:49 There's Isaac Asimov.
00:13:51 Yeah, he's a great author of,
00:13:54 like, 400 words views, right?
00:13:57 In his 400th book.
00:13:58 When he died of heart failure at his computer.
00:14:03 Yeah, I was going to write a monologue, but,
00:14:06 now I have to rant about ultimatums.
00:14:12 This got this guy going to join the show?
00:14:15 No, but he had a few choice words for what we were doing.
00:14:18 We got through H like I, I lettered all of my options
00:14:24 for a response here, and we got to H.
00:14:31 I don't know what that means.
00:14:33 You don't know what all the letters would mean?
00:14:37 I mean, you came up with the reason that started with that letter.
00:14:39 I understand the letters.
00:14:40 I don't know what you're referring and what you're comparing it to.
00:14:42 Response for the ultimatum.
00:14:45 Responses to the ultimatum.
00:14:47 Well, there's two responses.
00:14:49 There's two.
00:14:49 You can start at N and end in Y.
00:14:54 What? No.
00:14:56 Or. Yes.
00:14:57 Oh, if you're trying to come up with your own reasons
00:15:02 why you're choosing either.
00:15:04 No or yes,
00:15:08 that's it. But you don't.
00:15:09 Anyways, I'm not going to tell you how to.
00:15:14 No, I just
00:15:15 agree in principle to shutting down the show.
00:15:18 This is all news to me.
00:15:22 It's really all right.
00:15:24 It's good.
00:15:25 I just spent $40.
00:15:27 I just spent $400 on StreamYard. Damn it!
00:15:29 I know for one show, that's not.
00:15:32 That doesn't seem fair. No.
00:15:36 I'm going to need to talk to Bob.
00:15:37 I need to break.
00:15:38 Yeah.
00:15:39 I invited her to come out here, but I figured
00:15:42 it would be a roast of her, and, that that is not at all.
00:15:46 I completely respect the choice.
00:15:47 If you look at.
00:15:48 I am the only text that said don't choose the show.
00:15:51 Right. All right, I know. No. It's obvious.
00:15:54 I feel like I would choose her over any podcast,
00:15:57 even if there's a Joe Rogan experience.
00:16:00 I was in the middle
00:16:00 of making this wonderful thing, and I just ran out of time.
00:16:03 But I since I was going to finish it for next week. But the.
00:16:07 So I'm just going to play it anyways.
00:16:08 So this is let's see, I'm going to explain what I did.
00:16:10 So this is called the ultimatum. And then at the top
00:16:12 I was going to scribble out the G and make it Gary or move on.
00:16:15 Yeah I've got to get them off to get them Gary or move on.
00:16:19 And then so I say I swapped every female with this woman who shall remain nameless,
00:16:25 and this gentleman who shall remain nameless.
00:16:27 But the weird thing happened when I got to like the fifth or sixth couple.
00:16:31 Yeah, I started warping and getting all shiny,
00:16:34 so I had to stop halfway through.
00:16:35 But I want to play at least what I got.
00:16:37 So yeah, no, it makes no sense without the flange rants on the box.
00:16:41 So imagine at the end the flat trans logo is on the little plastic box.
00:16:46 Everyone except for me.
00:16:47 I just want to experience as much of the love as I possibly can fit in my lifetime.
00:16:52 I would love forever to start right now.
00:16:54 Yeah, see, I think she just wants to spend more time with you.
00:16:57 The 268 hours of the week is not enough.
00:17:00 She wants 272 and that's rightly fair.
00:17:02 I don't like the opposite.
00:17:04 I always like bear on that one. Yes.
00:17:06 I want to get married.
00:17:08 I want someone to make me feel like I am there.
00:17:12 Dream woman.
00:17:14 The person that they're choosing to start their life with, build a family
00:17:18 with by their first home with, not have a podcast I want at all.
00:17:24 Do you notice she never ever said have a podcast?
00:17:27 Yeah.
00:17:30 So I'm starting to think that
00:17:33 women don't like men to be happy.
00:17:36 You bringing in a GM? Never felt before.
00:17:39 Feel like home at the end of this experience?
00:17:42 Oh, you do know bitches be tripping, right?
00:17:44 Use me in the way that I've chosen her.
00:17:46 All I want is for fucking hours on Saturday.
00:17:48 For fucking hours on Sunday.
00:17:50 That's all I want.
00:17:51 Why do I have to fight for you to love me as a mom.
00:17:55 To see if the grass is greener somewhere else?
00:17:58 This is more than just casual sex. Yeah.
00:18:01 We're lucky.
00:18:02 If I should do a child marriage, try before you buy it.
00:18:06 Your heart is extraordinary.
00:18:09 See, like I said, I didn't finish all the phases
00:18:11 because it's thought worth a lot.
00:18:12 But that will make you a great husband.
00:18:15 I'm feeling very overwhelmed right now.
00:18:17 Do you think so? I'm going to get right to it.
00:18:18 Do you think other than the four hours of the podcast,
00:18:22 you mind me asking a personal question? Not at all.
00:18:24 Are you like, I just a piece of shit husband?
00:18:27 No, no, no, this is crazy.
00:18:30 This is absolutely bonkers.
00:18:33 Okay.
00:18:35 Are you making it up?
00:18:36 No, no.
00:18:38 Everything my wife said on my wife says.
00:18:41 My wife says it's so ridiculous.
00:18:43 He must have some God complex
00:18:45 when he's not on the show, and she's just sick of it.
00:18:47 Is that true?
00:18:49 Like, no.
00:18:49 Like I so sorry with my 16 viewers because I didn't.
00:18:54 I mean, you don't do it for the views, right?
00:18:57 No, it has to do with my lack of belief, though.
00:19:02 She doesn't like it out there.
00:19:03 That religion you
00:19:06 like is like an anti-Christian.
00:19:08 That that makes perfect sense.
00:19:10 Especially when the man,
00:19:11 according to the Bible, is supposed to be the biblical pillar.
00:19:14 I am the spiritual leader of the house, and you are failing in that regard.
00:19:18 So I totally know that I am.
00:19:20 She's a champion of that regard.
00:19:22 She's trying to save you.
00:19:23 In your religion, you are.
00:19:25 You can't evangelize to me and she knows it.
00:19:29 I literally
00:19:30 I didn't see it anywhere else, but we I I'm taking credit
00:19:34 because of you invented a term called the atheistic evangelist.
00:19:38 And that's you.
00:19:39 I know
00:19:41 or atheist, AC ism.
00:19:43 Atheistic evangelist. Yeah. That's it.
00:19:45 But if she doesn't want me to use this as a soapbox for that, I won't.
00:19:50 I'm good with that.
00:19:52 I don't know where you put this business.
00:19:55 Sure, but I'm not
00:19:57 this like people make out.
00:19:59 It was funny when it was black.
00:20:01 Gary and Bobby.
00:20:03 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:20:04 I like the black eye here. I'm turning the rest.
00:20:06 It turned everybody into wax figures.
00:20:07 So I had to back up a bunch, and then I didn't have time to finish, you know?
00:20:11 Oh, I never had time to finish.
00:20:16 So here's here's what the show does for me.
00:20:19 It's like a sounding board for all the crazy
00:20:23 thoughts and ideas and notions I have during the week.
00:20:26 Like. And it's a release valve for that.
00:20:29 So this is, you know, build up growth.
00:20:31 Also, look at morning constitutional.
00:20:36 Also, there's, endorphin rush.
00:20:41 Like just being on a, like Mike.
00:20:44 Also,
00:20:45 I feel like I can help the world.
00:20:48 I feel like I can actually make a difference.
00:20:51 I haven't yet, but how can we go there?
00:20:55 Well, well, I don't remember everything, but I remember
00:20:58 one show where somebody we helped one person learn.
00:21:04 It was stupid.
00:21:05 The color of blood.
00:21:06 That was just a couple of weeks ago.
00:21:07 So I know that your importance and priority
00:21:11 may be different from someone else, but you taught somebody,
00:21:15 I mean, through the show all together.
00:21:17 Maybe not you directly, but. Right.
00:21:21 And they, you know, they commented.
00:21:22 Thank you.
00:21:23 I did not know that. Right.
00:21:24 That that is against your argument.
00:21:27 You don't take full credit
00:21:28 for anything that happens on the show, even if I'm outside.
00:21:31 That's fine.
00:21:32 To the smallest extent, though, you have made a difference.
00:21:35 So you can't say that. And people can't say that.
00:21:37 Barely. No.
00:21:38 No. I feel like what we're doing is good
00:21:41 and funny and amusing, and entertainment makes me laugh.
00:21:45 It's not harmful, at the least.
00:21:48 Right.
00:21:49 I am.
00:21:50 Okay, so.
00:21:50 So say I'm saying something that's untrue.
00:21:54 Say everything I've ever said is untrue.
00:21:58 And I was ridiculing something that,
00:22:01 falsely ridiculing something.
00:22:03 If your beliefs don't
00:22:06 stand up to scrutiny, they're not worth believing.
00:22:10 You've made me dig my heels in more
00:22:12 and lean more towards the side that there's definitely something instead.
00:22:16 You know what?
00:22:16 My biggest defense for the show was you guys
00:22:22 fighting back.
00:22:23 No. If you push back on me, no one ever does.
00:22:26 You guys are willing to.
00:22:27 I love that, and that's why I mentioned quantum and mortality.
00:22:32 Do you know you are forever is retarded?
00:22:36 Okay, so you guys aren't brilliant, but
00:22:39 quantum of mortality made me take a second look.
00:22:42 What a fuck starts a conversation like that?
00:22:46 Schopenhauer.
00:22:47 That's another philosopher I wanted to get into.
00:22:49 He was the the the mastermind
00:22:51 behind the the the first and the best of the pessimists.
00:22:55 But but we don't even have time for that.
00:22:58 We're on our last show of our second year.
00:23:04 I don't know, I was trying to give a just a play on words like, we're not,
00:23:08 hanging up the show, but even if we go from flattery, Flashdance, love to.
00:23:13 Oh, well, Flashdance in real life,
00:23:16 we'll do the world tour, like, go to actual people's living rooms and,
00:23:20 like, break into their houses and stuff, or just, you know, every day.
00:23:24 He's got his reputation around the world and, Yeah, yeah.
00:23:27 Life at night. Yeah.
00:23:30 Yeah.
00:23:30 I don't want to do that.
00:23:32 Okay.
00:23:32 I've got other ideas,
00:23:35 so I should tell.
00:23:36 You should tell Barney that as far as your anti evangelistic, whatever
00:23:40 we two years ago that to the day if we started the show.
00:23:43 I mean, when was Barney?
00:23:46 I don't know, are we not saying that?
00:23:47 Sorry. She. It doesn't matter.
00:23:49 She was on the show.
00:23:50 She was introduced.
00:23:51 So I figured it was okay. Anyway.
00:23:53 Right. Wow. Anyway,
00:23:55 what I was going to say is,
00:23:57 two years ago, I was like, I had.
00:24:00 Absolutely.
00:24:01 I was convinced that I didn't know what the fuck there was.
00:24:04 Could have been nothing. Could have been something.
00:24:06 Right?
00:24:06 You know, spaghetti Monster could have been Jesus Christ.
00:24:09 Now, after the show, after hearing you be so adamant, just out of my own spite
00:24:13 ness, I think now more that there's more likely some type of
00:24:17 something beyond some creator, some something. So.
00:24:20 Well, then what do you say? Jesus Christ?
00:24:22 You know how most of the Bible is allegorical?
00:24:25 Very
00:24:27 full allegory.
00:24:29 Look, look it up.
00:24:31 An anointed savior.
00:24:33 That's what Jesus Christ means.
00:24:36 Oily John.
00:24:37 Oily Josh means anointed messiah.
00:24:41 I mean, yeah, his name is his role in the story.
00:24:46 Yeah.
00:24:47 But, yes, you you don't you don't, you don't.
00:24:50 You know, you mighty you would would
00:24:53 fiction writer run like that? The.
00:24:57 I heard people say that when he was on the cross,
00:24:59 he said, you know, why have you forsaken me?
00:25:01 So that proves that he didn't know the plan, right?
00:25:03 When he was out.
00:25:05 But if you look in Psalms.
00:25:08 Yeah, thousands of years before it said, he would say exactly
00:25:11 that when he was on the cross.
00:25:12 Right. Right.
00:25:13 Now, I understand both of those books were probably written
00:25:15 thousands of years after the event.
00:25:16 So it kind of loses a lot.
00:25:18 Yeah.
00:25:18 I don't want to make it
00:25:19 look like historical debate because that is just ridiculous.
00:25:22 Right. There's no point doing that.
00:25:24 But let's talk about if time exists or not.
00:25:26 Wait. I'm sorry.
00:25:27 We have some comments, dear Bonnie. Yeah.
00:25:31 Boo boo love.
00:25:36 Ryan brother.
00:25:37 Yeah.
00:25:39 Texter.
00:25:41 Dear Bonnie, if you got a number. Boo.
00:25:47 Love.
00:25:48 Right.
00:25:49 I know that.
00:25:51 Well, okay.
00:25:51 Well, I've actually got a solution for this.
00:25:54 We have one loyal listener.
00:25:58 We can just include him on a conference call every Monday
00:26:00 night.
00:26:06 I don't have any Kleenex,
00:26:08 so I'm going to use this glove to blow my nose.
00:26:12 Is that all right?
00:26:13 Yeah. Oh, no. I sucked it down pretty hard.
00:26:15 The glove. It's just the glove.
00:26:18 It's like a work glove.
00:26:20 What are you going to do with the glove afterwards?
00:26:23 Is there a lever here for the right side of the blow?
00:26:25 My nose.
00:26:26 Okay.
00:26:29 Value.
00:26:30 So scratchy. Look at that.
00:26:33 I thought you put your nose at the right time.
00:26:35 Is now 10 p.m.
00:26:37 or it's 10:00.
00:26:39 Or I said 100 hours.
00:26:40 What's wrong with me? You know, your marital rights.
00:26:43 And if you do, are you sure they're constitutional?
00:26:48 Oh. Tonight's topic.
00:26:49 I like constitutional, which is not just a legal concept.
00:26:54 It's a lifestyle, a bowel movement.
00:26:57 And and, and a metaphor for everything we've tried to do on this show.
00:27:03 Let me explain.
00:27:05 Some folks think a constitutional is just a slow, dignified stroll.
00:27:10 But the truth is.
00:27:12 Yeah.
00:27:12 It's never just a walk, is it?
00:27:15 It's a gentle protest against stagnation.
00:27:19 It's motion with intention.
00:27:21 It's the body's declaration of independence
00:27:27 from dinner.
00:27:28 And that's what this show has been.
00:27:30 Not a sprint, not a revolution, but a deliberate,
00:27:35 opinionated, often flatulent walk through the absurdities of thought,
00:27:40 the back alleys of history, and the poorly lit hallways of human behavior,
00:27:46 with the occasional detour into the bushes of madness.
00:27:52 Because let's be honest, when nature calls
00:27:57 mid rant, you don't always have time to make it to the house.
00:28:01 God, that was perfect. 104 episodes.
00:28:04 That's 104 chances I have to go.
00:28:06 Finally gave the world to cancel us and somehow
00:28:11 we dodged every subpoena, exorcism and cease and desist order.
00:28:18 Like the greasy philosophical weasels we are.
00:28:21 Damn, I didn't watch this one off, Giants.
00:28:24 I would have sped it up. Cryptids.
00:28:26 Cuneiform pants.
00:28:28 We tackled the little stuff.
00:28:30 Superfluous things, tertiary concerns, even.
00:28:34 Dave.
00:28:35 And through it all, we held firm to the first clause
00:28:39 found in our Constitution the right to rent.
00:28:43 And now we bring it to a close.
00:28:46 I want to say this with the full weight
00:28:50 of a thousand half baked ideas behind me.
00:28:54 We didn't always make sense, but we always made noise.
00:28:58 And if that isn't the most constitutional thing
00:29:02 a human can do, then may I be impeached?
00:29:07 Defined as traded and flushed.
00:29:09 So this is not goodbye.
00:29:10 This is us taking our final constitutional.
00:29:15 One last walk around the block of reason.
00:29:19 One last toot on the kazoo of indignation.
00:29:23 One last defiant step into the sunrise.
00:29:27 Pantsless proud and slightly moist.
00:29:30 Thank you, dear listeners,
00:29:32 for walking with us, for ranting with us.
00:29:36 For only once calling the cops.
00:29:38 And remember, the Constitution isn't just a document.
00:29:43 It's a gut feeling.
00:29:45 Sometimes it's gas.
00:29:47 Stay upright, stay irregular.
00:29:50 Stay flat.
00:29:51 And finally, as above, so below.
00:29:56 Amen.
00:29:59 Oh, yeah.
00:30:00 Humor.
00:30:01 Gay men.
00:30:03 Gay men. Is that what that means?
00:30:05 They mean gay men. They just don't say the gay part.
00:30:08 No, it was, An RA trying to get himself involved in the end of every prayer.
00:30:13 It's the wrong God.
00:30:17 That a lot of those, Nike
00:30:20 gods were so full of themselves.
00:30:24 Marduk was the worst.
00:30:27 The comic strip rules.
00:30:30 Well, that's Marmaduke.
00:30:32 Marduk.
00:30:32 He thought he was.
00:30:34 She was so badass.
00:30:36 Now, he was the son of Enki,
00:30:40 who was the brother of Enlil, who was the oldest,
00:30:44 who is the, heir to on who?
00:30:48 The sky god.
00:30:50 So Margie didn't actually have a claim to the throne,
00:30:54 but when he defeated, what's her face?
00:30:59 The serpent water lady?
00:31:01 He just over two said he took the throne.
00:31:08 I don't know the serpent water lady.
00:31:10 Tiamat.
00:31:12 Oh. You're welcome.
00:31:15 You're mad, but you.
00:31:19 And she was bad.
00:31:19 She had, like, 12 monsters that she.
00:31:23 Whatever.
00:31:24 Made or summoned
00:31:28 wherever he defeated all 12 but 12.
00:31:31 I mean, there's there's a reason there's twelves everywhere.
00:31:36 The 12 disciples, the 12 signs of the zodiac.
00:31:38 12 hours and a half day.
00:31:40 I don't I'm not sure was.
00:31:43 What's the reason?
00:31:46 Well, same reason. 13. So lucky.
00:31:48 I think.
00:31:50 Or unlucky for us regular folks
00:31:54 because, judge and jury is 13.
00:31:58 Jesus of the 12 disciples, it's 13.
00:32:02 But just a second ago you said
00:32:03 12 was the thing, and then you had to add one to make it 13.
00:32:07 Yeah, that's the thing.
00:32:09 To make it unlucky is just saying two. Yeah.
00:32:12 I've heard.
00:32:12 What about one, one of those. Number two.
00:32:14 The same ones are special.
00:32:15 I have to sum up everything today. So,
00:32:19 you bring
00:32:20 up a great point and mathematics is,
00:32:23 is a great language to explain the universe around us.
00:32:27 And there's a giant debate ongoing
00:32:30 whether it's invented or discovered.
00:32:34 I'll tell you right now, it is an invention that works perfectly,
00:32:38 but it is an invention.
00:32:43 The other six, nine, seven, eight is asking,
00:32:46 is this the farewell show? Yes.
00:32:51 I know I said I wouldn't try.
00:32:58 Y'all are good right now.
00:33:00 That would go right now.
00:33:02 Apply yourself.
00:33:04 Apply yourself.
00:33:04 There we go. Come on, come on.
00:33:07 Victory lap, baby.
00:33:08 Victory lap
00:33:10 is that way.
00:33:11 You sent me?
00:33:14 No, but I think I got eyes after.
00:33:20 Yeah, I got you.
00:33:21 The commercial I got was commercial one punch, man,
00:33:25 but it wasn't, That's all right.
00:33:29 It was Jason Statham.
00:33:31 It's not even that good, but I watch anything.
00:33:34 That's one punch, man.
00:33:37 But Jason's face.
00:33:38 The movie it's a porno should not have dressed up like
00:33:42 another man.
00:33:45 I mean, it's fake or, you know,
00:33:48 it's Santa hurt or whatever they call that fist man.
00:33:52 No draw.
00:33:55 Yeah, I was why not using homophobe?
00:33:59 I've got your, one more blade right here.
00:34:02 You have a box that looks like this.
00:34:06 Yeah,
00:34:07 yeah, with expired Girl Scout cookies in them.
00:34:10 Yeah, yeah, technically, this one's expired.
00:34:12 I think that's when they're not allowed to sell them. It's not.
00:34:15 It's not any exploration date as far as spoilage.
00:34:18 It's freeze stock control, consumer freeze.
00:34:24 Hey, my.
00:34:25 I'm gonna eat them.
00:34:26 I'm pretty sure my daughter hasn't been a Girl Scout in 5 or 7 years, so
00:34:30 I think they're way older than you think, right?
00:34:33 I didn't get them. But it doesn't matter.
00:34:35 It's the expiration date that's on them.
00:34:37 Maybe they made them, you know, five years ago,
00:34:39 and they happened to run out last year in September.
00:34:43 I'd have to take that up with Gary.
00:34:45 Yeah.
00:34:45 It's September oh one, 2024.
00:34:50 When did you receive them?
00:34:53 Over a year ago.
00:34:54 Whenever the show.
00:34:55 I know, but.
00:34:58 Is that typically
00:34:59 in the spring, summer, fall?
00:35:03 I don't remember
00:35:05 every year.
00:35:06 Anyway, I think it just kind.
00:35:10 So they only put six months
00:35:11 to keep a season when they sold it.
00:35:14 You got six months from expert from purchase to.
00:35:17 Yeah, that's not bad.
00:35:20 Right.
00:35:22 I'm going to
00:35:23 use chocolate peanut butter and a cookie crunch.
00:35:26 Yeah they eat them within that six months
00:35:28 I would bet most people in a cookie crunch I've got a bunch of nugget.
00:35:33 There's no nugget.
00:35:37 Are you trying to be the Lucky Charms?
00:35:39 Lucky? Lucky.
00:35:40 Oh, are you hungry while we make your sandwich?
00:35:43 Did you just call the cookie the n word?
00:35:46 Not on the YouTube show.
00:35:48 You didn't let me know.
00:35:54 I think we're shadow banned on YouTube.
00:35:56 Anyway.
00:35:56 She wash your hands after she handled that meat?
00:35:59 Nope. You wash that cutting board?
00:36:01 That's a wood cutting board.
00:36:02 That means it's going to absorb into that.
00:36:04 I just love the sandwich.
00:36:05 Oh, those look like shit.
00:36:08 She threw a great shut up, you know?
00:36:11 Yeah, that's like a shit ass cut of meat, right?
00:36:14 That's why she cut it up.
00:36:15 Now she's making breakfast.
00:36:24 Why can't we see her tits while she's doing the.
00:36:26 That's a good point.
00:36:27 That's the first good point you made.
00:36:29 Yeah. This is ridiculous.
00:36:31 What's the point of this?
00:36:32 It's, Who cares about the sandwich?
00:36:35 There we go.
00:36:36 Thank you. I love that sandwich.
00:36:40 I want that avocado on everything.
00:36:42 Wait. And the ketchup.
00:36:44 It was, like, too much.
00:36:45 Now, I'd take most of that off there, but I keep,
00:36:49 you know, even when you bite into that, that steak is not like a tender steak.
00:36:52 That was not like a tender cutlet.
00:36:54 You're just going to pull out a strip of meat every time you take a.
00:36:57 Yeah to
00:37:00 draw makes a valid point.
00:37:02 Yeah.
00:37:03 You need more of a tender cut or you need it sliced than than sliced
00:37:08 green.
00:37:09 Snack. Yes.
00:37:17 Oh. Oh.
00:37:20 Nipple.
00:37:23 You are a child I didn't see.
00:37:25 Oh, yeah. Okay, I didn't see nipple.
00:37:27 Yes, I am a child shield.
00:37:29 In terms of the nipples.
00:37:31 That was at a ten second, timestamp.
00:37:33 Just in case people that are,
00:37:36 you know, second glance at those nipples.
00:37:41 If she's doing that on purpose.
00:37:43 Right. Like
00:37:45 so here's my head in case you want to look at it
00:37:47 for a second.
00:37:50 What is that, something of root, I think.
00:37:52 Ginger. Ginger.
00:37:55 You slicing the meat?
00:37:57 Is it thin?
00:37:58 No one was that thoroughly cooked.
00:38:02 Well it's tuna.
00:38:03 Oh, it looked just seared.
00:38:04 You just see it? Yeah.
00:38:06 I believe the name of this.
00:38:07 Like it's a steak. Seared tuna.
00:38:10 You can eat steak and tuna pretty much raw, right?
00:38:13 Right.
00:38:13 Yeah.
00:38:13 You're not supposed to.
00:38:15 You know, I would, I would take territory.
00:38:17 You can. You're not really supposed to be.
00:38:21 The worst case scenario is you get sick or, like,
00:38:23 get some kind of worms or some shit, right?
00:38:25 But, I mean, it's different than, like, chicken or ground meat is what I'm saying.
00:38:30 The, how bad it is.
00:38:32 Because I think just the main thing is the salmonella is the issue.
00:38:36 But kennel rotting meat.
00:38:39 Yeah. All right. Salmonella,
00:38:42 salmonella.
00:38:43 But that was cold and then cooked for, you know, both salmonella.
00:38:49 No, I don't know how tuna works because I'm freaking Asian people.
00:38:52 Them, you know, they eat them fucking,
00:38:55 the hell is the name of that food?
00:38:58 Oh, yeah.
00:38:59 Egg roll.
00:39:00 They like, they eat all kinds of, like, sushi and shit.
00:39:04 Sushi. Me?
00:39:05 Yeah, it's all raw fish.
00:39:08 I mean.
00:39:11 What are you looking at?
00:39:12 You had mentioned words. Yeah.
00:39:15 These are the newest words in the English language.
00:39:18 Yeah. Tell me more.
00:39:19 I can't pronounce a lot of them.
00:39:20 Like Angel.
00:39:21 The first angel. It for us?
00:39:25 Yeah. Oh, Angel for us.
00:39:26 That's it.
00:39:27 Angel.
00:39:31 Wait.
00:39:31 Angered. That's the new word. Angered.
00:39:34 I think angered was already a word,
00:39:37 Right.
00:39:39 Yeah.
00:39:40 I said I wouldn't talk about work anymore.
00:39:44 Well, word that I hadn't seen at work,
00:39:47 and it was, if you have trouble,
00:39:50 talk to your leads person.
00:39:51 These are not new words.
00:39:53 So I think the leads person.
00:39:56 And I thought it might might be leads
00:39:58 person, but, leads men is a nautical term for a guy who sends, a line
00:40:04 off the front of a boat to test the, the water depth.
00:40:08 Oh, that's a brilliant segue.
00:40:10 You want to talk about the boat?
00:40:12 So give me a boat.
00:40:13 There's a boat I like both.
00:40:16 Yeah, there's a boat.
00:40:17 Let's do it right.
00:40:18 Keep telling him.
00:40:19 Keep talking about your boat story.
00:40:21 Well, I find it. Okay.
00:40:23 So when I was driving a truck.
00:40:25 Boat dolphin, I used to deliver to grocery stores.
00:40:29 And I had this Hollywood in Rochester, and, the receiver would always
00:40:33 take his morning constitutional about 720.
00:40:36 So I knew to not deliver till 730.
00:40:40 And after, like, if you shouldn't waste time, you're out of luck.
00:40:44 How did you know?
00:40:45 Just by the smell when you arrived?
00:40:47 Or did you guys converse that much
00:40:48 and got that personal that he said, hey, I take a shit at 720?
00:40:52 Oh yeah, a lot of my deliveries I did multiple times.
00:40:56 So I started to
00:40:59 get an idea to keep that profile listing up here.
00:41:03 Did you actually write it down?
00:41:05 Like, I'd like to see your route
00:41:07 where there's little notes, smells like poop at 720.
00:41:10 Yes. Yes, that was it.
00:41:14 So first of all,
00:41:18 my thoughts and prayers, which I'm going to take my thoughts out of it.
00:41:22 I'm going to take my prayers out of it.
00:41:23 My sadness, my heart goes out because that makes way more sense.
00:41:26 Because you don't. Yeah.
00:41:28 You do not want to know.
00:41:28 The thoughts in my head certainly don't want to show people that are grieving.
00:41:32 Yeah, and a lot of people don't believe in prayers on this show.
00:41:34 So yeah, before we go on that, some people died on this, just so you know.
00:41:38 Okay. Yeah.
00:41:40 We will forward.
00:41:40 Since a lot of people don't believe in prayers
00:41:42 in the show, we will forgo the prayers that we all just have thoughts.
00:41:46 Okay, that makes sense.
00:41:47 Random thoughts with we.
00:41:50 We have thoughts and prayers. We just have thoughts.
00:41:52 So what happened to this boat?
00:41:54 Did you know that Mexico has a navy?
00:41:56 That's I learned that this just this week.
00:41:59 She learned something every week.
00:42:01 And that's why
00:42:01 I don't know what to do anymore though, since the Gulf is no longer there. So
00:42:06 yeah, the Gulf of America, which is the site
00:42:09 where is our pirate ship?
00:42:11 Yes, it's the Mexican Navy.
00:42:14 It's a fucking pirate ship.
00:42:16 It's a lot of shit.
00:42:17 I'm sorry. It's a it's a tall.
00:42:19 It's called a tall ship or a long ship.
00:42:21 No, it's a pirate ship with the sail.
00:42:22 I saw this and hook wrapped around the doors right.
00:42:25 It's called.
00:42:26 This is the official.
00:42:27 This is the official Mexican Navy.
00:42:29 Oh, one down river, you'll see.
00:42:32 Oh, wait, wait, what do you see?
00:42:33 What happened? Like that's where they pillaging.
00:42:35 What are they like? Are they good? Mexican navy?
00:42:37 No, no, but they claim to the.
00:42:40 But the Mexican Navy was any good.
00:42:43 They wouldn't have.
00:42:44 They call it Mexican. Well, they would just be driving a pirate ship
00:42:48 looking like it's fucking from 1842.
00:42:50 What is this?
00:42:51 It's the Mexican Navy we've already seen.
00:42:53 This is a tell. The.
00:42:55 What you're going to see is what you're going to see is the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:42:59 And I believe the Hudson headed towards Iceland.
00:43:02 They called them.
00:43:02 That was just over there on a goodwill mission.
00:43:04 I was in new Jersey.
00:43:06 Oh, that's the Lieberman's job. And it was.
00:43:08 They claim they were heading there. It is. Okay.
00:43:11 Portion of it. There's the part.
00:43:13 Wait. Oh.
00:43:14 Oh. And it's got lights like a 16 year old's fucking bedroom.
00:43:18 Okay, so this is a bad view.
00:43:20 But also let me explain.
00:43:21 Not only is it covered with lights, but these massive these masts
00:43:24 with the with the extra cross pieces are full of people.
00:43:28 People.
00:43:29 You can see the one guy's leg sitting on it or what
00:43:32 it's like literally is a movie.
00:43:33 It's literally fucking pirate movie.
00:43:35 Oh, let's see, they probably are singing from the fucking
00:43:38 sitting on the mast just singing dancing thing.
00:43:41 Well they're back. This is this is not real bridge.
00:43:44 This is real.
00:43:45 Oh my god. Early stages.
00:43:47 Sadly, two people lost their lives.
00:43:49 And what how? Crew members.
00:43:52 They were the people that were up on the
00:43:54 in. Yeah.
00:43:56 Where are they going to push the boat away from the.
00:43:58 No. They were performing.
00:44:00 Oops. That's the wrong way. What?
00:44:02 It's all about the measure or something.
00:44:05 Filming hook to.
00:44:07 I'm going to find more video of it.
00:44:09 What the fuck is that?
00:44:12 That's confusing as all hell.
00:44:14 They described it as the fact that they put it on has the Navy.
00:44:18 I've played every war game that you can think of.
00:44:21 Mexico never has a Navy piece.
00:44:25 I don't think
00:44:27 I think there's like a North American.
00:44:29 No. Of course.
00:44:30 Nice to have the Navy
00:44:33 for what?
00:44:35 They can sail the seven seas.
00:44:37 I mean, I know there there's water on two sides, but it just doesn't seem
00:44:41 I mean, clearly they need to invest a little
00:44:44 more.
00:44:46 Okay.
00:44:47 I don't I just feel like, they can have a better Navy.
00:44:52 Have you seen are like like aircraft carriers and shit.
00:44:56 Yeah. They've got this fucking pirate ship.
00:44:59 No wonder I feel like the fucking here.
00:45:02 Tom Hanks and Castaway had a better, better boat
00:45:04 getting off the fucking island.
00:45:11 Well, some
00:45:13 exactly.
00:45:19 That.
00:45:20 Oh, we got.
00:45:20 We're looking for more into the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:45:23 Chilling video here showing the mass of that Mexican Navy ship
00:45:26 snapping into pieces nearly 300 sailors on the ship on a training mission
00:45:30 to a on Salem, and several others recovering from injuries tonight.
00:45:33 And there are many how this happened.
00:45:37 All of this happened
00:45:39 ship too far from the bridge.
00:45:40 So this is an old video saying they know now today how it happened.
00:45:44 There was a tug. The.
00:45:46 Yeah.
00:45:46 Why did that come up? I want to see it better. Yeah. There we go.
00:45:49 There was a tugboat here
00:45:51 that was supposed to be helping it steer, but the current was too strong.
00:45:55 The boat was backing out of a dock.
00:45:58 Yeah. And then. And then it was going to go on the river.
00:46:00 But for whatever reason, when it backed out,
00:46:03 not only was it going with the current, but its engines were in reverse.
00:46:07 So what you're seeing is a not just it hitting, but it is going
00:46:11 full engines backward into the frickin bridge.
00:46:14 Oh, no questions about what caused that catastrophic ship crash.
00:46:19 Yeah. So the was right there. You see the tugboat right there?
00:46:22 It's best to try and get in front of it to try and steer it,
00:46:24 but it could not steer it.
00:46:26 And then the boat that you can see, by the way, I don't know
00:46:29 if you can see in these videos, but the wake some experts said, shows
00:46:32 that the boat was actually engines reverse the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:46:36 That's good news, people injuring 19 more.
00:46:39 Whoa. Stunning
00:46:42 look.
00:46:43 So yeah, you see the people on top see regular ass people doing up there.
00:46:46 They're all stand in the straight across there.
00:46:48 There was like a fucking display there on harnesses.
00:46:52 So unless the actual cross piece fell, everyone was okay because they were.
00:46:56 But what are they doing there?
00:46:58 Do they have to put the mast up and down?
00:47:00 Do they have to put the sails up and down by hand?
00:47:02 And so they need people balancing on these.
00:47:04 Do we not have is it not 2025?
00:47:07 I do think that know I think I think it's a show.
00:47:10 I think people pay tickets to go there and experience the Mexican Navy and Navy,
00:47:14 them dancing and singing.
00:47:15 I don't park Saturday night.
00:47:18 This is not a Disney movie.
00:47:20 I guess that's a good point.
00:47:21 Someone on the bridge.
00:47:23 Okay, if there was damage to the iconic bridge,
00:47:28 the NTSB there were like Mexican Navy ships carrying automated hundred
00:47:31 people on a training mission to the Manhattan Pier around
00:47:34 so 20 Saturday night, with the help of a tugboat, sailors
00:47:39 lining the
00:47:39 towering mass, the ship reversing into the East River.
00:47:43 It's like hanging out up there. They're just sailors
00:47:45 and were just standing up here because we can definitely.
00:47:49 And to put the sails up and down because we don't have technology.
00:47:54 Yeah. What's wrong with.
00:47:55 I don't even know if it's like our Navy even have, like, set boats
00:47:59 with sails on them.
00:48:01 Like, the vessel began nuclear powered submarines
00:48:05 around 8:24 p.m., the crew requesting assistance from more tugboats.
00:48:10 And roughly 35 seconds after those calls the ship
00:48:13 bridge all three masts snapping like sticks.
00:48:17 Sailors left dangling.
00:48:18 That tugboat appeared to try to steer the ship, called the stomach self,
00:48:23 but it kept drifting north towards the bridge.
00:48:25 Experts pointing to videos like this showing a possible wake, suggesting
00:48:29 the engines were pushing it faster right into the bridge.
00:48:33 That indicates that there's some sort of propelling force,
00:48:36 so it does indicate that the ship is coming astern and actually driving itself
00:48:41 toward the Brooklyn shore and the bridge.
00:48:44 And David, it's still not clear if a mechanical issue played
00:48:47 a role in this crash.
00:48:48 The NTSB is now waiting on Mexican officials to give them
00:48:51 permission to board the ship and interview the crew.
00:49:00 Why does any of the need permission?
00:49:02 Because otherwise it'd be like an act of war or something.
00:49:10 What about the guy
00:49:10 sailing to Hawaii with his cat?
00:49:14 I didn't see that.
00:49:15 Did he make it?
00:49:17 Okay, here we go.
00:49:19 Got another, another, angle of this boat.
00:49:23 You're ready?
00:49:27 And there it is.
00:49:28 There it is. Like the people standing on top of it.
00:49:30 There it is.
00:49:32 Yeah.
00:49:34 Good.
00:49:35 God dang brilliant. Oh.
00:49:40 That's what they should have did.
00:49:41 And if they wouldn't have died, if they did it that way.
00:49:44 Just the timing.
00:49:45 It's the,
00:49:47 it's the prestige and the pageantry.
00:49:49 And the timing is what saved him.
00:49:54 I wonder if there was people there that thought it was part of the show.
00:49:58 Yeah. No, I don't think.
00:50:00 I mean, no, no.
00:50:04 I think so
00:50:05 when the people are splitting in half and splashing into the water,
00:50:11 they did say that about like the movie shooting and, shoot,
00:50:14 I don't think I supposed to. You can't even say that on YouTube.
00:50:16 We should probably end YouTube are absolutely
00:50:19 massive.
00:50:24 Was diagnosed with a, something called
00:50:27 I remember like, on here, like, and, you know, I just did that, like,
00:50:30 have any real life, like, mortality and,
00:50:33 and I just grew to, like, despise my life and, like, the water machine.
00:50:37 And I saw some guys go from, California to white, and I was like, oh,
00:50:40 you know, the thing was, I want to. I want to do that thing right there.
00:50:43 Oh, and I had it, really.
00:50:44 I did it for one day. And then, some like,
00:50:49 oh, yeah,
00:50:49 welcome to day three sailing the ocean with my cat.
00:50:52 And ladies, gentlemen, we see whales.
00:50:54 Big whales can take time.
00:50:55 They were whales. I can see over there too.
00:50:57 Oh, there, oh, there.
00:50:58 Oh, yeah.
00:50:59 Crossing the ocean is absolutely just an insane thing.
00:51:02 You feel every emotion in the spectrum to the extreme,
00:51:05 you know, like every emotion you feel at the extreme.
00:51:06 And just a crazy appearance and also a viral, crazy appearance in the ocean.
00:51:09 I'm completely isolated.
00:51:11 I mean, I think world kind of
00:51:13 is in a weird place and like, I think, I don't think I'm alone.
00:51:15 Who is describing this terribly five hour weeks and you're, you're, you're
00:51:19 you have a good job and we're in these crazy hours
00:51:21 and you're still not making 800,000 a year, and you still feel like you're
00:51:25 you're just making ends meet, you know?
00:51:26 I mean,
00:51:26 and I think people are just tired of that,
00:51:28 and, and, working really hard for nothing.
00:51:30 And even you're sitting in a boat that's doing nothing.
00:51:33 Just like waiting around.
00:51:35 Do you just.
00:51:35 I promise you, the second time you do it, it's in a way, like work.
00:51:39 And, I need to be like, okay,
00:51:43 but at least, I mean, you don't have to go across, you know, anywhere.
00:51:46 There's a lot of shit around that coast of the ocean that for it.
00:51:49 I like the freedom.
00:51:50 It's like I could compare it to driving.
00:51:54 Do you remember when your.
00:51:55 Your freedom range expanded?
00:51:57 When you, when you were 16 and you could drive compared to walk and ride your bike?
00:52:01 Okay.
00:52:01 He rode his boat to a fucking Hawaii.
00:52:05 Okay.
00:52:08 I just fly there instead.
00:52:12 You need hate, hate hate hate hate hate hate.
00:52:15 You can't go anywhere.
00:52:17 He's going across international waters
00:52:18 at some point, and then they're going to be on his ass.
00:52:20 He may run into some fucking Somali pirates.
00:52:23 Who knows?
00:52:24 My my family says that instead of driving to Florida, we could fly
00:52:28 and we get an extra day, even maybe two days.
00:52:30 There.
00:52:31 Depends if there's plenty of places to stop on the way down to Florida.
00:52:35 If you make an adventure out of it, especially when you have family
00:52:38 in Tennessee.
00:52:38 And it's exactly the midway point.
00:52:40 But the both points are valid.
00:52:44 But I liked this shit. I like seeing stuff.
00:52:45 I don't like flying unless, I mean, unless you need to get there and back
00:52:50 I guess is the fastest the.
00:52:52 Yeah, pull this up because of Brian or did Brian.
00:52:55 Yeah.
00:52:56 You happened to just was that simultaneous or what.
00:52:58 Do you watch the show.
00:52:59 No no I zoned out obviously.
00:53:02 Yeah I don't like the way I go.
00:53:04 I think it should be smart enough to know.
00:53:06 Hey, somebody somebody played the chat the thing.
00:53:09 And it shouldn't be read anymore.
00:53:10 When, when some when anyone plays it.
00:53:13 But compared to Rumble Studio, I'm not going to complain about StreamYard.
00:53:17 No, I like the duck with the headphones.
00:53:22 I can,
00:53:23 I can have my phone sit there and charge.
00:53:26 Yeah.
00:53:26 Last week it went down to 14% because I couldn't have a charging
00:53:30 because I had to have it sitting up on its charger port.
00:53:34 I almost had the old setup setup with invite the invite links from way back
00:53:39 when.
00:53:39 Yeah, I almost had that set up, but I just couldn't couldn't get it together.
00:53:44 I was get it together.
00:53:47 StreamYard today.
00:53:50 Yeah, it was just easier.
00:53:53 Yeah.
00:53:55 Buy it for a month, not a year, right?
00:53:59 Yeah. I was going to help out with that.
00:54:01 I have a follow up story with my unemployment.
00:54:04 Yeah, I had my last hurdle to to overcome
00:54:07 with my unemployment claim, and it it was fell on your face.
00:54:11 I did, I did, I forgot the date, I spaced on it.
00:54:16 I got home at like 3:45
00:54:19 and it said you have to call on Monday May 19th at 3:00.
00:54:24 So I called real quick and I sat on the phone
00:54:27 for half hour, then dead silence and then hung up.
00:54:31 I do you,
00:54:35 so I don't see a dime.
00:54:38 Yeah you do.
00:54:39 You just gotta go file and do the whole thing over again.
00:54:42 Yeah.
00:54:43 Like, I will not, like, just call someone and talk to them
00:54:46 and they'll tell you I did.
00:54:47 I did a follow up call, and she told me, yeah, it's at 3:00.
00:54:52 That's why you didn't.
00:54:53 But yeah, they do, they do get a little sudden.
00:54:55 They're like, dude, there's people that are working 40 hours a week.
00:54:58 We ask you for 30s at this time during the fucking every two weeks,
00:55:03 and you can't do it.
00:55:03 They kind of do judge you a bit. Like your piece. Shit,
00:55:07 right?
00:55:08 Like you had one.
00:55:09 Not. Not me judging you, but from there. Yeah, I had one job.
00:55:12 I had one job.
00:55:13 I mean, did they make fun of you?
00:55:16 Right?
00:55:16 No it was they should have.
00:55:19 They don't have to.
00:55:20 They don't have to.
00:55:21 Everybody they talk to is like, yeah,
00:55:24 unless you're injured or incarcerated, those are the only two valid excuses.
00:55:29 You have to be in something.
00:55:32 Yeah.
00:55:33 Injured or insufficient?
00:55:35 Insufficient time is not one of them.
00:55:38 I like the jersey.
00:55:40 Yeah. Never.
00:55:42 Do you like my jersey?
00:55:43 Like a member of.
00:55:46 You like my jersey?
00:55:48 New Jersey.
00:55:49 That wasn't hanging on the door when I was there yesterday.
00:55:52 No, it just showed up, as you mentioned it,
00:55:55 because I didn't even know why you mentioned it.
00:55:57 I was just like, oh, I've got no jersey.
00:55:59 Why did we just get him from Utah? Right?
00:56:03 No. That's what
00:56:04 you told you was his biggest blunder
00:56:08 was he was a 19 year old kid.
00:56:11 He wasn't ready for professional sports.
00:56:13 He became an instant millionaire and left the league well after
00:56:18 Darko.
00:56:20 Oh, that was the Darko guru.
00:56:22 I have no, you're a dummy.
00:56:25 Oh, okay.
00:56:26 Oh, why do you have the same jersey from different schools?
00:56:30 No. Mama was great.
00:56:32 Not difference.
00:56:33 Did you get the memo? It's not Darko.
00:56:35 It's not Darko.
00:56:36 They were from the same Yugoslavia.
00:56:39 They're from the same just because they're waiting for.
00:56:41 And they're from the same general area.
00:56:44 Yeah, they they're they were,
00:56:50 They were allowed
00:56:50 to seek refugee refugee status here.
00:56:54 So we've made them play basketball.
00:56:55 Yeah. I was thinking of Darko, but this is a novel.
00:56:58 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Darko. Memo. Come on.
00:57:02 This is mine.
00:57:04 This is like, 20 years ago.
00:57:07 Boo boo boo boo talk.
00:57:08 Oh, my tummy hurts.
00:57:10 I needs a new food.
00:57:13 Oh, so me
00:57:17 and the potty.
00:57:18 The kid who fell.
00:57:21 Oh, a kid.
00:57:23 Holy shit.
00:57:24 My poop is out now.
00:57:26 I took it out.
00:57:28 Look at the different kinds of poop.
00:57:32 On the potty elephant author page.
00:57:35 Page page. You.
00:57:37 Who do you down there?
00:57:40 Put me out.
00:57:42 La la la la la la la la la la la.
00:57:45 Say bye bye, people.
00:57:48 Oh, my tummy hurts I need to know
00:57:52 that was the reason you got on the party.
00:57:55 Thank you. Fresh fish.
00:57:57 Thanks, temple.
00:57:59 No name.
00:58:01 So I could be down.
00:58:05 La la la la la la la la.
00:58:06 Be by bye poopy.
00:58:09 Lying on the potty on the down below.
00:58:11 Daycare on the potty place.
00:58:15 000. Now there's
00:58:20 la la la la la la la la la la.
00:58:23 Bye bye today,
00:58:26 Richard, this street.
00:58:29 Sorry.
00:58:31 I tried for party two on the party.
00:58:33 T-Rex on the party.
00:58:34 Push push push.
00:58:35 Boop boop boop boop.
00:58:38 Oh, no!
00:58:40 My poop is out.
00:58:42 La la la la la la la la la la la la.
00:58:47 La la la la la la la la la la.
00:58:50 Bye bye.
00:58:50 Go to.
00:58:56 The poop pooping.
00:58:57 That was pretty fun to watch.
00:59:02 You play the flat trans strap with the telephone
00:59:05 call, and I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes.
00:59:09 Roughly. Anyway.
00:59:10 Yeah. Hi.
00:59:11 This messages for flat.
00:59:16 Oh, hey, it's me, the kid.
00:59:17 So, I guess this is it.
00:59:20 I mean, not in it, but, like, end of the line, right?
00:59:23 For the show.
00:59:23 Kind of weird. Yeah.
00:59:24 Like, I keep thinking someone's going to say no.
00:59:27 Just kidding.
00:59:28 And then we're back in the barn.
00:59:30 Gary's yelling into the void again, and I'm trying to figure out
00:59:34 which clip is rolling, but no, it's real.
00:59:37 And I'm glad I got to be part of it, even if I was just some guy from are
00:59:42 made a rubber who wouldn't stop talking about the wrong parts of the Constitution.
00:59:46 I learned a lot.
00:59:47 I laughed a ton.
00:59:49 I met whoever that squirrel was.
00:59:52 He knows what he did.
00:59:53 And yeah, I'll still be around.
00:59:55 I still got that old uniform shirt in the trunk.
00:59:58 You know, it still smells like burnt rubber and broken dreams.
01:00:01 Gary, you were the only reason that job was ever worth showing up to
01:00:05 at Monday nights. Those meant something.
01:00:08 Still do.
01:00:09 Anyway, thanks to everybody.
01:00:10 And especially you, Gary. You let me be myself.
01:00:13 You gave me a seat. You let me rant.
01:00:15 You touched me so many ways and you never once
01:00:18 told me to shut up or to stop, even when I probably should have.
01:00:21 So yeah, year around. Best podcast ever.
01:00:25 The. Well, that was touching.
01:00:31 Yeah. Nothing about, me.
01:00:33 I mean, not that I'm asking for, but. Geez.
01:00:35 Okay, that was great.
01:00:38 I think he's in love.
01:00:39 I think you're in love with the kid, JR.
01:00:40 And the kid is in love with Gary.
01:00:42 That's the little love you have.
01:00:43 The love triangle,
01:00:46 and you're all single now.
01:00:47 So are no joy.
01:00:48 You're not single, but you. You.
01:00:50 Would you leave your girlfriend?
01:00:52 I just met his girlfriend for the first time yesterday.
01:00:56 I think that so she does exist.
01:00:59 It's not just some weird gene I can confirm.
01:01:02 All right.
01:01:03 She has slightly longer hair than I have even.
01:01:07 And now, whether you admit it or not, I know you may have mentioned
01:01:10 the ultimatum to your.
01:01:13 Oh, yeah?
01:01:14 You live together.
01:01:16 What is your significant other say about the whole situation or anything?
01:01:20 Nothing.
01:01:22 He didn't mention it to her.
01:01:24 That's a shame.
01:01:26 I talked about it at length.
01:01:27 I talked about it at length of mine.
01:01:29 And she's she's just boggled. She's baffled.
01:01:32 And we had three hours out at Kensington to go with the guys
01:01:37 and we to you guys took all three hours.
01:01:41 Yeah.
01:01:42 Scott was like walking past that 150ft past this, this just still ranting about,
01:01:48 what was getting what was getting kind of annoyed with, with it.
01:01:53 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:01:54 Oh, do shoot like
01:01:57 he didn't let it be known, really.
01:01:59 But he definitely, he said some shit underneath his breath one time.
01:02:01 He's like, all right, dude. It's like, what the fuck?
01:02:03 I dominated that round, by the way.
01:02:05 Shot a three over at the, kensington's blue course.
01:02:11 Yeah.
01:02:11 Black Locust.
01:02:13 It's,
01:02:14 narrow fairways, you know?
01:02:16 Yeah, it was tight.
01:02:19 The other is the other course like that.
01:02:21 It's.
01:02:21 There is. It's actually got worse ruffs.
01:02:24 That's why we chose the course we did because the I like you,
01:02:28 you'll like if you didn't notice, I was kind of dressed up.
01:02:32 I look good.
01:02:34 And, see, I was wearing that shirt.
01:02:38 Now, that's a nice shirt to be.
01:02:39 Disc golf and, like, in the thorns and, like, trying to pick through the
01:02:44 thorns up the high grass.
01:02:45 Not just not look like a disc golfing shirt.
01:02:47 No, no, I was the best dressed person out there.
01:02:50 Also, I had the best score at the end of the game.
01:02:53 But you got to you got to dress appropriately for the situation, man.
01:02:57 I don't have to.
01:02:59 I were last for six, so I guess I prefer to do it.
01:03:04 The proper gear,
01:03:07 typically rain gear in Michigan in May.
01:03:11 Yeah.
01:03:11 There's no way.
01:03:13 There's no way, no.
01:03:16 It was fun.
01:03:16 We we don't play Kensington a lot.
01:03:18 It was a three hour round trip from here.
01:03:22 Oh, is that where the championship is or is that a different course?
01:03:25 And I'm just talking.
01:03:26 Which question would you like to answer?
01:03:28 Any one of them. Take your time.
01:03:30 Oh, they have played professional tournaments at the next
01:03:36 one is everyone
01:03:37 we just mentioned on the show that they announced
01:03:39 they were going to play at a Michigan course.
01:03:41 Was that one right?
01:03:43 Thanks. Thanks. I don't think thanks, human being.
01:03:46 That's why I don't appreciate an informed comment on that.
01:03:49 It is going to be held at Kensington.
01:03:51 It is not one of those courses there.
01:03:53 They play it at the toboggan.
01:03:56 Yes, it is,
01:03:57 but the toboggan is at Kane catheter.
01:04:00 Yeah.
01:04:00 How many courses are there in one freaking Metro Park?
01:04:03 Every,
01:04:06 Normal to some of them share holes.
01:04:09 There's two more courses.
01:04:10 Do you have to figure it out?
01:04:12 Three separate courses.
01:04:15 That's nice then. Right.
01:04:16 So yeah. Oh, oh.
01:04:18 So if once for you can just go over to the other course.
01:04:22 Yeah.
01:04:22 If you don't have advanced older.
01:04:27 What's old man shoulder.
01:04:29 That's I can't lift my arm past this because I just got yesterday.
01:04:33 Just look at Gary shoulder. Yeah.
01:04:36 Look at that.
01:04:37 That's it.
01:04:38 There you go.
01:04:39 Yeah. That's old man shoulder.
01:04:42 Yeah. Exactly.
01:04:43 And that's going to look so good on you when we got to my parents this weekend.
01:04:46 Christmas. Why do we always have to go to your parents house
01:04:51 and even you
01:04:53 poop in a jar till the day you come back.
01:04:57 But no, forget just what you are.
01:04:59 Yeah, even you poop in a jar.
01:05:04 What?
01:05:04 Wow.
01:05:05 Algae. To get fun.
01:05:07 We've gone from geyser to poop.
01:05:09 It's been.
01:05:11 I scooped it out.
01:05:12 I bottled it up.
01:05:14 Now you have him by the head.
01:05:16 You remind me that if it
01:05:21 you just maybe have jumped the shark.
01:05:24 Hey, this is a good time to stop in the jar till we come back.
01:05:30 No, forget.
01:05:31 Here's what you bought.
01:05:32 Yeah, even you put it in a jar. Oh.
01:05:38 I. Love.
01:05:49 Maybe for you.
01:05:54 Here we go.
01:05:54 Shit. It's fucking toxic or. Motherfucker.
01:05:57 Is that enough, or shall I go on?
01:06:03 The the truth.
01:06:05 I had a moment of weak response, so I opened this first man.
01:06:10 That was bad.
01:06:11 But it all came back to get the baby
01:06:14 when vapor was released, I remember she will wait.
01:06:17 Why are we not even in here?
01:06:19 I'm ready. Why are we water?
01:06:22 That's a great question.
01:06:23 And it is even here to be the champion.
01:06:27 He's.
01:06:28 Because if somebody else has what you are
01:06:31 in the views in the jar.
01:06:35 Oh, everybody say even you put it in a jar.
01:06:40 And it's the exact reason we will never do it.
01:06:43 Never did what? You are the views, but you.
01:06:46 This is the shot you end up doing.
01:06:49 You do it for the jar.
01:06:52 Even you put it in a jar.
01:06:57 It's a bit too repetitive for me.
01:07:00 Well, there's really once you.
01:07:01 Once you got the hook of poop in a jar, there's really no where else to go.
01:07:05 Where are you gonna start describing the corn in the poop?
01:07:09 Flip city is the best course I ever discard.
01:07:12 Is it disc or discard?
01:07:18 Us. We lost our grammar person.
01:07:21 Yeah.
01:07:21 Is it decided now?
01:07:23 I'm pretty sure it's discard test. Discard.
01:07:27 I really don't know.
01:07:28 Flip city.
01:07:29 Where is that?
01:07:35 City sounds like a place to buy records.
01:07:37 Back in the day, mostly.
01:07:39 Sure, because I'm in a situation where, like I would happen upon it.
01:07:43 I like cast button.
01:07:48 He said he thinks they do.
01:07:51 Sorry, this is Ryan.
01:07:51 I thought they do the championships.
01:07:53 They're cast. But next week,
01:07:56 Hudson Mills is also fantastic.
01:08:02 For disc golfing or other. Yes.
01:08:06 I don't know, where is that?
01:08:07 What are your games?
01:08:10 What are your gay stories involve?
01:08:11 Hudson Mills?
01:08:13 No, no, no gay story.
01:08:16 But CJ's is a party for.
01:08:22 Sorry, there's a vocal trigger that whenever we say gay story.
01:08:25 Sorry, I automatically thinks it's a draw story, right?
01:08:29 No seasons, party stories like the wall of discs, but now it's like three aisles.
01:08:37 Weird.
01:08:38 But, when I first went there, over 20 years ago, CJ's right outside of Hudson
01:08:43 Mills had the wall of discs, and I got my first, you know, 20 discs.
01:08:49 Brady, I went to this place called queer House,
01:08:52 where the discs on the wall of discs are they?
01:08:55 They're there. Right? Yeah.
01:08:57 Yeah.
01:08:58 The stamp is facing you.
01:09:01 The current is pretty cool.
01:09:02 It was called Queer Hollow by all the locals.
01:09:05 It was called Queer Hollow.
01:09:08 I would go to Queer Hollow.
01:09:10 What's this?
01:09:13 A fun song.
01:09:15 Was I supposed to mash it up or just.
01:09:16 It really was.
01:09:18 I don't care.
01:09:21 You do.
01:09:21 For next week.
01:09:25 I just like the song we are retarded.
01:09:28 I get down and I'm jumping around and around.
01:09:31 Some rock is so comfortable and then a hell of a ride.
01:09:35 But I'm thinking it's time to go and bang on.
01:09:39 It's probably
01:09:39 about all we can play on YouTube right?
01:09:42 Good job.
01:09:44 Oh, okay.
01:09:47 What else?
01:09:53 Go, Rumble!
01:10:01 It career hollow for hollow?
01:10:07 No, I like the work.
01:10:08 Off to my show. Viral sensation.
01:10:12 Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude calculation of speech.
01:10:15 Wait. I'm sorry.
01:10:16 Before we go, we have a deer flag.
01:10:18 Oh. We do.
01:10:19 I love it, I love it.
01:10:22 We got to keep those for the,
01:10:27 Oh, shit.
01:10:27 Where is it? It's all gone.
01:10:29 Love that flag.
01:10:36 Oh, no.
01:10:39 Oh, I just had to scroll.
01:10:41 Oops. Oops.
01:10:44 You you.
01:10:46 Worse.
01:10:46 What do you.
01:10:54 Dare flag.
01:10:56 I don't believe in fate.
01:10:57 I don't believe in karma.
01:10:58 I don't believe in much outside of physics, satire and my whiteness.
01:11:03 But I do believe in marriage.
01:11:05 I'm sitting out here again in the barn in the.
01:11:07 On the same old broken stool
01:11:09 with the same squirrel up in the rafters pretending he pays rent.
01:11:12 No monitor, no headphones, no laptop, just a phone.
01:11:15 A Looney Tunes glass full of air and half full of brown. Come
01:11:20 I talk over the intro because I can't hear when it starts.
01:11:23 And I'm writing you because nobody else will listen.
01:11:25 Or maybe they will. But not the way I need them to.
01:11:27 Not like you do.
01:11:28 So I'll say it.
01:11:29 I was given a choice. An ultimatum.
01:11:31 The show or the wife.
01:11:33 And yeah, this one stings worse than Dave.
01:11:35 Silence. This is oddly personal.
01:11:38 Yeah, I like the one hand.
01:11:39 The greatest thing I've ever touched, the most beautiful thing.
01:11:42 The messy and dumb and way too long that nobody asked for.
01:11:45 But somehow guides the thing.
01:11:47 It keeps me straight or reminds me who I am.
01:11:49 It gives me rhyme and reason.
01:11:51 And just when I think it's out of juice, it finds more in the bottom of the tank.
01:11:54 It makes me laugh. It makes you better man.
01:11:57 It gave us the kid.
01:11:58 And then, on the other hand, there's the wife.
01:12:00 One taught me patience, curiosity, humility.
01:12:03 And the other is the woman I promise to love forever.
01:12:06 I know what I'm supposed to say.
01:12:07 I know what the right answer is.
01:12:08 But flattery. I need your help.
01:12:11 Help me actually understand why this is even a choice of
01:12:14 if everything is already determined.
01:12:16 We're not finished yet.
01:12:18 Here's what I do I work, I come home, I help with what I can.
01:12:22 Not always fast, not always well, but I help, I show up, I garden for roz's sake.
01:12:27 That's weird.
01:12:28 I stay faithful.
01:12:29 I'm not out swearing, gambling or who knows what I tune in I forgot, I forgot.
01:12:34 Wait, I've tuned out, I've forgotten the anniversary.
01:12:37 I've pretended I was listening while actually
01:12:39 thinking about whether constitutional is a stronger, closer than ultimatum.
01:12:43 I've been absent in plain sight.
01:12:44 She tolerated the graveyard in the drinking.
01:12:46 She looked at me sideways when I said I had fans in Finland,
01:12:50 but she still kissed me. On Tuesday.
01:12:52 She says it's time.
01:12:53 Time to stop, time to give in.
01:12:55 Time to hang up the bullhorn and stop shouting in the barn like it's therapy.
01:12:59 But wait, what
01:13:00 if it is my therapy and I need this therapy?
01:13:03 It is.
01:13:04 What if these four hours make me happy?
01:13:08 I don't do much.
01:13:08 I don't run off and watch football for 12 hours every weekend like some men.
01:13:12 All I want, all I ask for is for fucking our way.
01:13:17 I'm sorry.
01:13:17 It says for flippin hours.
01:13:18 And I added the fucking because I don't think this call it
01:13:20 this flattery would ever actually swear.
01:13:22 All I want, all I've ever asked for is for flippin hours on Sunday to chuck
01:13:26 frisbees with withdraw
01:13:27 and for ding dang hours on Monday to yell out a bullhorn in the cold barn.
01:13:31 Is that too much to ask for happiness?
01:13:34 That's it.
01:13:35 That's all I'm guilty of eight hours a third of a day per week.
01:13:38 That's all I take for me.
01:13:40 So, dear, flag me.
01:13:42 Tell me what I need to do.
01:13:44 Do I pack it in?
01:13:45 Do I apologize for needing something outside of her?
01:13:48 Or do I remind her that everything outside of her could be inside of her?
01:13:53 Well,
01:13:54 if she needs me, I'll stop.
01:13:56 But she doesn't.
01:13:58 If it's her or the barn, I'll burn the barn.
01:14:01 But not without saying this.
01:14:02 This show saved me and I was able to save a dog.
01:14:06 So if you care about puppies, the show must go on.
01:14:09 Yes, maybe.
01:14:10 Maybe I can do both.
01:14:11 Rant with a bullhorn and be a good man to a wife.
01:14:14 Or maybe she's a gosh golly gee willikers helpless,
01:14:18 selfish.
01:14:24 No thank you flag.
01:14:26 Best podcast ever signed,
01:14:31 flag whipped or not in Michigan.
01:14:35 So I guess the question he's doing is
01:14:36 the question he's asking you is, do I pack it in?
01:14:40 And do I apologize for needing something outside of her
01:14:43 burn it all to the ground.
01:14:47 Now, do as I say, not as I do.
01:14:50 Never accept an ultimatum.
01:14:52 I always take the bad option no matter what.
01:14:56 If it's an ultimatum, it's the person's fault that issued it.
01:15:00 So make them pay.
01:15:02 Even if it cost you dearly.
01:15:06 And no, I'm not taking my own advice.
01:15:12 No, I just
01:15:13 I do as I'm told, but I'm still kicking away.
01:15:18 I play my dick.
01:15:21 I I've let's see.
01:15:25 I just ask what what I need to do for the new podcast.
01:15:29 She didn't realize my.
01:15:30 But a new one tomorrow.
01:15:33 And I also, asked her,
01:15:37 like she sarcastically said, do you mind if I go to church?
01:15:41 That was Saturday.
01:15:42 She was saying, you know, she got an idea about that stuff.
01:15:45 Church tomorrow, that church stuff.
01:15:47 And, and I said, have I ever denied you doing anything you wanted?
01:15:51 And she had to admit that no,
01:15:54 I allow her anything she wants.
01:15:56 I make it all her stuff drives people crazy.
01:15:59 You you should get on or about that church stuff.
01:16:01 You know, you shouldn't. You should make her have to quit church.
01:16:05 Yeah.
01:16:06 Good idea.
01:16:07 But we are the church.
01:16:08 No, just do a trade off the words.
01:16:10 Quit the podcast.
01:16:11 If she quits church. I'm.
01:16:20 This just in.
01:16:23 I don't have anything.
01:16:24 I just thought you were going to quit the church.
01:16:27 No, there's no reason to quit church.
01:16:30 What?
01:16:31 It's a good thing you quit Trinity.
01:16:33 You quit church. Good people.
01:16:36 There's no reason.
01:16:37 Just really slutty.
01:16:40 Yeah, they don't call it slutty because they're a church.
01:16:44 It's so good.
01:16:46 So good. The kid loves church.
01:16:49 He does.
01:16:50 Okay.
01:16:50 Do you love church? Usually, no.
01:16:53 We're
01:16:56 all right.
01:16:56 Now. We go.
01:16:59 Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude calculation of garbled speech given.
01:17:01 Folks, listen up before we dive deeper into the circus of clueless
01:17:04 and uncensored banter.
01:17:05 Yeah, no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of white humor.
01:17:08 We're here for the time. Not a correct time. All right?
01:17:10 And that's crazy. Well, we're snowflakes and dabbler critic.
01:17:12 We're just trying to enjoy not stepping on too many toes.
01:17:14 So here's our article II.
01:17:15 Let's get this algebra from guest.
01:17:18 Oh, or any random memo is to tickle your funny bone.
01:17:20 She's your grandmother and the woman who died to a mirthful existence.
01:17:22 Any semblance of seriousness is accidental.
01:17:24 Article to jabber everyone cool. Yeah. Equal jibber offenders. All right.
01:17:27 We don't give a hoot about your gibberish
01:17:28 race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs. We're here to roast anyone.
01:17:31 Some politicians to our own sorry selves. No.
01:17:33 Would say not even grandma got the bite.
01:17:35 Article three screw political jabber.
01:17:37 We could hold your hand or jabber anything.
01:17:38 So if our jabber friend you took.
01:17:40 We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers on the other side of rumble.
01:17:43 We're going to definitely look and see what a fan got
01:17:46 on the jumbotron, the tails rumors, and to try and find out.
01:17:50 What did he say? Cuz I couldn't find it anywhere on the internet.
01:17:52 We got a chicken.
01:17:54 This is purely jibber and probably a result of us
01:17:56 hitting the bottle to check it out.
01:17:57 And finally, article the jabber caused the Ottoman Mount Rushmore bread and butter.
01:18:03 Okay, likeness to actual people or characters.
01:18:05 It's just us having a laugh, not a reason for a jabber.
01:18:07 We might not be the smartest kid on the job,
01:18:09 but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:18:11 So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a row,
01:18:14 then congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:18:15 We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some jabber joy,
01:18:18 and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:18:22 So buckle up,
01:18:23 buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride through the absurdity of our humor.
01:18:26 While flags rants live.
01:18:39 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:18:43 let's get ready to.
01:18:47 Rumble!
01:18:48 I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:18:50 I hope you're ready to rumble. Oh!
01:18:58 Oh! Oh!
01:19:04 Raunchy porcelain bum bum ba dum.
01:19:06 I'm waiting for more punching bags for the nocturnal breaths.
01:19:11 Hard. It's raining.
01:19:13 Taking so long on the job.
01:19:15 Battery on my phone is draining
01:19:18 as well. That's.
01:19:19 You smell that light?
01:19:20 A match for the world gets up, you up?
01:19:22 Hurry up! I'm waiting.
01:19:25 Be quiet. I'm coming.
01:19:27 How? Once again, I don't know if this video has, like.
01:19:32 This is how we feel.
01:19:33 Yeah, that's the baby.
01:19:35 I hate something and I'm.
01:19:40 This time, baby,
01:19:42 this is how we call 32 million views on YouTube.
01:19:47 This is how we do.
01:19:48 So we should just do poops on
01:19:51 how you
01:19:53 make the bladder.
01:19:55 I should just be off.
01:19:55 We should have been working on poop songs this entire time.
01:19:58 I don't want to wasted two years of our life.
01:20:03 No. Oh. He's right.
01:20:05 God damn it.
01:20:06 Bonnie was right. Amen.
01:20:09 There's an awful waste of time.
01:20:13 Bonnie?
01:20:14 Bonnie was right. There was half an hour.
01:20:17 Oh. But no.
01:20:20 Now for the serious time.
01:20:21 So what about, It doesn't happen that often. No,
01:20:26 no, no,
01:20:31 I should have had a Q-Tip before I actually said that out loud.
01:20:34 I need to break.
01:20:40 Oh, God.
01:20:40 Did you get any good clips of my wife.
01:20:44 Oh yeah.
01:20:44 He's a little guy like you can hear Joe Biden in the background.
01:20:48 Did you get any good clips of.
01:20:50 Oh I also
01:20:53 speaking of which
01:20:54 she smacked me in the head that, what's your
01:20:57 what's your favorite tropic?
01:21:00 But, Tropic of Cancer.
01:21:12 But, well, it's the tropic next week.
01:21:16 I don't know,
01:21:18 that was really productive.
01:21:19 Segue one
01:21:21 Albert Einstein once said do not exist.
01:21:23 We invented now the James Webb Space Telescope make up.
01:21:26 Just to look at the evidence proving he was right all along.
01:21:28 What you find isn't real, isn't linear, and never truly began.
01:21:30 What if the past is just an illusion and all living in an infinite?
01:21:32 Now these are just philosophical thought experiment anymore.
01:21:34 The part of a growing scientific revolution,
01:21:36 a bold new theory,
01:21:37 time scale cosmology is shaking the foundations of modern physics.
01:21:40 We headed by a University Canterbury.
01:21:42 This theory suggests
01:21:43 the time is the root of the crisis in our understanding of the universe.
01:21:47 And he's the time scale.
01:21:48 Cosmology aligns exactly what I said.
01:21:50 All the things that you think about math and logic
01:21:52 and all that
01:21:53 makes humans think they're so smart is actually a prison and a confinement
01:21:56 and a complete illusion of what is really there, including time itself.
01:22:00 Okay, so I say, it's what I've said, this whole show,
01:22:03 but with what the James Webb telescope is seeing faraway
01:22:08 galaxies, ancient light and structures that shouldn't exist under the old rules.
01:22:12 It's a major challenge to the long standing Lambda CDM model,
01:22:14 which assumes the universe's
01:22:14 expanding uniformly powered by a mysterious force called dark energy.
01:22:17 But what if dark energy isn't the answer?
01:22:19 What are the biggest cracks in the old model?
01:22:20 Is the Hubble tension, the growing mismatch
01:22:22 in measurements of universe's expansion rate.
01:22:23 If time changes, right, the universe isn't expanding evenly.
01:22:25 Maybe never has been measuring the universe's expansion rate
01:22:27 to give us one clear answer, right? Not quite.
01:22:29 Whether it's like
01:22:30 using the cosmic microwave background or supernovae in nearby galaxies,
01:22:32 we get conflicting results.
01:22:33 A cosmic prediction, but the trusted Lambda CDM
01:22:35 can't explain, combined, that the fact that dark energy and dark matter,
01:22:38 which form the backbone of the old model, have never actually been proven,
01:22:40 and that no modern cosmology starts to look shaky
01:22:43 into the model, a revolutionary theory that reimagines time itself
01:22:46 built on Einstein's general relativity time scape
01:22:49 throws out the old idea of a smooth, uniform universe.
01:22:53 Instead, it recognizes that the cosmos is wildly uneven.
01:22:58 Galaxies cluster, voids stretch vast and empty,
01:23:03 and that imbalance it directly affects how time flows,
01:23:07 is real, and doesn't pass the same way everywhere.
01:23:09 According to physicist David Mitchell and his team,
01:23:11 time moves faster in the vast emptiness of cosmic voids
01:23:13 than it does in dense regions like galaxy clusters.
01:23:15 This mind bending time distortion.
01:23:16 But explain why the universe appears to be accelerating
01:23:18 without meeting any mysterious dark energy at all. Yep.
01:23:20 Within the universe of strange behaviors like hypertension or outflow of galaxies
01:23:23 might not be a noise.
01:23:24 They're just optical illusions caused by our warped view of time.
01:23:27 If time is right, there's no dark energy that's reshaping the cosmos.
01:23:30 It's fine.
01:23:30 So it sounds like sorcery matters, but you actually shape how time flows.
01:23:33 And maybe that's surprising,
01:23:34 considering how shaky the concept of time has always been.
01:23:36 And he's like a stubborn delusion slipping between hot science
01:23:38 and human experience.
01:23:39 Just ask Einstein if you compare it to this
01:23:41 seen on a hot dog for a minute and it feels like an hour
01:23:43 and an hour with someone you love and it feels like a minute.
01:23:45 Relativity isn't just fundamental now.
01:23:48 The timescale theory might be proving it on a cosmic scale.
01:23:50 In 2017, physicist and his team put timestep to the test using real world
01:23:54 data like the spread of supernovae.
01:23:55 So that's why when you're doing the show for four hours for Bonnie,
01:23:59 it feels like it's four hours times ten because she's without you.
01:24:04 So we should have a dark, deep understanding of that.
01:24:09 The time.
01:24:09 Oh man, sleep.
01:24:12 Oh, actually, one of her biggest complaints
01:24:14 is that the dogs bark and wake her up.
01:24:16 I was just going to say, do you disturber when you finally go to bed,
01:24:19 get rid of the dogs and
01:24:21 okay, so I was like, all the dogs.
01:24:23 Yeah. No.
01:24:24 See, now the dogs are part of the album, but you could
01:24:29 if we keep doing like a bucket or a bucket of water around,
01:24:32 we won't kill the dogs and the growth of cosmic structures.
01:24:36 This is a scripted show.
01:24:37 The outcome in multiple cases, saying that the universe
01:24:41 and the standard Lambda CDM model even more compelling.
01:24:43 The questions about the Super Floyd
01:24:44 suggest our own Milky Way to be nestled inside
01:24:46 one of these colossal low density zones
01:24:48 alone for displaying the weird discrepancies in cosmic expansion.
01:24:50 The timescale isn't just a map, it's a reality check.
01:24:52 While the Lambda CDM model stands on the mountain, competition's
01:24:54 time scale leans into observable fact.
01:24:56 It just means that invisible force is it built on Einsteins relativity
01:24:59 and transform your time from something absolute into something strange living.
01:25:03 And he's like kicker.
01:25:03 Funky doesn't just explain what we see,
01:25:05 it gives meaning to the vast, empty cosmic voids
01:25:07 that have baffled scientists for years.
01:25:09 These voices are so vast and barren they break
01:25:10 the logic of our current models.
01:25:11 The timescale for these cosmic forwards a massive
01:25:14 some spectacles, hundreds of thousands, sometimes even millions of years.
01:25:17 The empty talk with only a handful of galaxies.
01:25:19 Meanwhile, dense filaments of matter wrap around them, like cosmic web
01:25:22 clustering galaxies together in gigantic walls.
01:25:24 And here's the problem this extreme contrast between emptiness
01:25:26 and mass
01:25:27 doesn't line up with the Lambda CDM model, which claims the universe grew
01:25:29 evenly from tiny, well, just empty density fluctuations after the Big Bang,
01:25:32 the void machine didn't play by the rules.
01:25:34 The two large, two symmetric and two common to be just random outliers.
01:25:36 And it gets weirder,
01:25:37 like traveling through the void gets redshifted
01:25:39 and distorted than usual ways, not matching the behavior.
01:25:40 We take on standard cosmology.
01:25:42 Even galaxies near or inside these voids seem to be moving faster than they should.
01:25:45 Another strike against the old model.
01:25:46 Some scientists now call these giant voids active disruptions.
01:25:48 In our cosmological map,
01:25:50 the timescale theory might be the key to making sense of it all.
01:25:52 Here's where things get wild.
01:25:53 Time doesn't take the same pace
01:25:54 everywhere, voids actually expanding faster than denser regions,
01:25:56 and that makes time itself behave differently inside them.
01:25:58 If you were floating inside a void,
01:25:59 it would look like the universe around you is expanding at an accelerated rate.
01:26:01 But that's an illusion. A trick caused by time distortion.
01:26:03 That's about dark energy we talk about.
01:26:05 It could be nothing more than an interpretation called,
01:26:07 like where we were observing from the Milky Way inside the galaxy.
01:26:09 Super void. We're in a perfect spot to be fooled by this time warping effect.
01:26:12 It could be that time itself is a local phenomenon,
01:26:14 shaped by the density of matter and your position in the cosmic landscape.
01:26:17 So what if the universe doesn't even have a different age?
01:26:18 What if the whole concept of age is meaningless in existence?
01:26:21 Time.
01:26:22 Depending on where you are, then our bullshit questions about
01:26:25 who was here before God, or whatever we call it, doesn't matter.
01:26:30 Time isn't just a mystery.
01:26:31 It might be the biggest mistake in science.
01:26:32 Albert Einstein did not manage space.
01:26:34 I'm not conditions. Time is a must, I make.
01:26:36 I like it the way we say it doesn't even matter.
01:26:37 And we're talking about matter. Matter? Yeah,
01:26:41 matter seems to matter.
01:26:42 An idea and one that captures the strange and elusive nature of time.
01:26:45 Despite being the only part of our daily experience,
01:26:47 time remains one of the most puzzling concepts in physics.
01:26:49 It's a mystery about so deep that even philosophers have long wrestled it to us.
01:26:52 I'm a person.
01:26:53 You had said time you asked if
01:26:56 taught well, you said math.
01:26:58 But I was thinking of time in the same way.
01:26:59 If it was discovered or invented.
01:27:02 Yeah, yeah, that's true.
01:27:04 But if it was just made up to fill a void, a gap of logic that needed a.
01:27:09 But we're still connected from the past into the future, while the past fades
01:27:13 behind us, but trying to pin down a universal, objective definition of time.
01:27:17 That's where things get tricky.
01:27:18 In physics, time isn't as simple as it seems.
01:27:20 Depending on the framework, the classical quantum or relativistic
01:27:22 definition of time can shift, sometimes even contradicting other views.
01:27:25 In Newtonian physics, for instance,
01:27:26 time was considered absolute, ticking away uniformly across the entire universe,
01:27:29 untouched by movement or location.
01:27:31 Einstein challenged that view head on with his groundbreaking theory of relativity.
01:27:33 He revealed that time isn't constant, it's relative.
01:27:35 How fast time passes can actually change depending on how fast moving or how strong
01:27:38 the gravitational pull is.
01:27:39 The more intense the gravity and high the speed, the slower context,
01:27:42 at least from the perspective of an outside observer, though we don't know.
01:27:45 Every everyday lives
01:27:46 have been confirmed
01:27:46 through experiments using highly accurate clocks aboard airplanes and satellites.
01:27:50 Einstein captured the paradox beautifully when he said the distinction between
01:27:52 past, present and future is only an illusion, albeit a persistent one.
01:27:55 This insight,
01:27:56 which is deep into philosophical territory,
01:27:57 something has argued
01:27:58 the time might not be a cool feature of reality at all,
01:28:00 but a byproduct of how our minds process the universe.
01:28:02 From this angle, time and even space could be projections of our consciousness
01:28:04 shaped by how we interpret the structures of spacetime.
01:28:07 Einsteins idea of time and space.
01:28:08 Our modes of thought
01:28:09 starts to make even more sense here, in fact, in quantum physics.
01:28:11 So if we just think it, it is.
01:28:13 Many fundamental equations don't apply to time at all.
01:28:15 They operate as if it simply doesn't exist in the quantum world.
01:28:18 Time doesn't play by the usual rules.
01:28:20 Quanta, the tiniest building block of reality,
01:28:21 don't seem to recognize time as we do.
01:28:23 They can exist in multiple places in times at once,
01:28:25 and possibly dimensions of time and space were optional or absolute.
01:28:28 In contrast, thermodynamics gives us more familiar effects of time entropy.
01:28:31 Here, time revealed itself as the arrow, the point from order to disorder,
01:28:34 a one way flow from the structure to the chaotic.
01:28:36 But even this so-called arrow isn't a fundamental direction of the universe.
01:28:39 It's more about probability and certainty.
01:28:40 When scientists use time to measure cosmic events of the universe
01:28:43 or how space is expanding, they rely on the idea
01:28:44 that time moves at the same steady pace everywhere.
01:28:46 This assumption is being challenged.
01:28:48 Phenomena such as time dilation and theory,
01:28:49 like time scale cosmology, suggest time might not be so uniform.
01:28:52 After all,
01:28:52 it turns out time might take differently depending on where you are in the cosmos.
01:28:55 This opens up a profound question
01:28:57 is that really a single objective timeline for the universe,
01:28:59 or does each region have its own version of.
01:29:00 Now? If you're fascinated by mysteries
01:29:02 like this, don't forget to hit that subscribe button up.
01:29:07 Don't forget to hit that subscribe button.
01:29:10 Yeah, I don't know what was planned, but no really reason.
01:29:13 Now we will be releasing again each podcast on the podcast.
01:29:17 Things we.
01:29:18 I think we about 4 or 5, six episodes.
01:29:19 So we'll just rerelease all those repeats.
01:29:21 So if you've haven't seen the show or you just started,
01:29:23 you can relive the show starting next week.
01:29:26 That's all they'll be,
01:29:29 sadly. Oh. What?
01:29:31 No, that's what you get.
01:29:37 With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey.
01:29:40 But also, it's all just a duck parade.
01:29:45 We take ourselves way too seriously to have a duck parade.
01:29:49 Did you send a duck parade video?
01:29:50 No. It's mostly to me. A duck parade.
01:29:54 We definitely need a duck parade.
01:29:55 I want to duck parade for the rest of the show.
01:29:59 Jeep drivers kind of ruin the ducks for me.
01:30:01 Yeah, I'm thinking about doing the Jeep
01:30:04 duck parade on my my dash and my avalanche,
01:30:09 but what is. Oh.
01:30:10 I met RFK yesterday.
01:30:12 All right, so apparently this is the last one.
01:30:14 Shows over. Pull it off. Curtains.
01:30:18 Although
01:30:20 no duck parade.
01:30:21 There it is.
01:30:23 The old duck parade.
01:30:26 There it is.
01:30:27 I told you.
01:30:31 It's all just a duck parade.
01:30:33 All right, first of all, those are geese.
01:30:35 Oh, you do like that?
01:30:39 That's a nitpick, but that's a goose parade.
01:30:42 Wait, is that one in the drum?
01:30:44 There's a dead one of the bass drum.
01:30:45 Oh, good.
01:30:48 He's like, I used to put it on there, but I realized
01:30:50 I always had a endless supply of these bodies.
01:30:58 It's all over the bar today.
01:31:00 So we grew up in that family.
01:31:02 Is the, white duckling. The ugly duckling?
01:31:05 Yeah.
01:31:14 I love a parade.
01:31:15 Yeah,
01:31:18 I love the duck parade.
01:31:20 I want.
01:31:21 I think you're going to like a crap.
01:31:27 With goodness, goodness, the pearly.
01:31:35 Oh, yeah.
01:31:37 That's not quite in tune with that. So.
01:31:39 Yeah.
01:31:58 Go with, I'm so glad I said Duck Parade.
01:32:07 Oh, and I saw what's what
01:32:09 and and draws a lot.
01:32:13 Was that some kind of
01:32:15 innuendo?
01:32:17 Yeah, yeah.
01:32:17 Roll it in flour and aim for the wet spot.
01:32:20 So what's about under his lawn
01:32:23 here? He left a wet spot on my lawn.
01:32:25 True. Oof!
01:32:29 All right, so apparently
01:32:30 this is the last one shows over curtains.
01:32:33 No encore, no Q&A, no live audience to ignore.
01:32:37 Just me alone yelling into my latest trendy yet retro, super cool
01:32:40 microphone that still smells like peanut butter and bad decisions.
01:32:46 They told me to say goodbye.
01:32:47 So fine. Goodbye.
01:32:49 But not like that. Not like a hallmark goodbye.
01:32:51 With tears and long hugs and some idiot waving from a train window.
01:32:56 No, this is a draw goodbye.
01:32:58 Which means I don't forgive you.
01:33:00 I'm not hugging anyone.
01:33:01 And if someone cries, I will leave the room.
01:33:05 But I will say this.
01:33:06 You people suck.
01:33:07 But you stuck around through Rachel Riggins,
01:33:10 through 17 different microphones, through the drainpipe,
01:33:14 through the gutter wars, through every disgusting clip,
01:33:17 through every rude yet perfectly timed drop through me accidentally
01:33:21 becoming the sex symbol of a rant podcast against my will and better judgment
01:33:27 through the puppy, through the peanut butter, through
01:33:30 whatever the hell I was doing with
01:33:31 all those extension cords you showed up every week
01:33:36 like some kind of cult, but with worse manners.
01:33:39 And somehow, through the rants and the yelling and the deep,
01:33:43 unchecked personal issues, you let me be me.
01:33:46 Which is a rare, dangerous thing to allow.
01:33:49 So I'm not going to say I love you, but I am going to say you're mine now.
01:33:53 Nice. Like it or not, you're part of the join us.
01:33:55 You've got mud on your shoes and beef in your heart.
01:33:59 You've smelled the shit.
01:34:01 You've seen the rails fall off.
01:34:03 You felt the shame and still walk toward it.
01:34:05 That's family.
01:34:06 So take your stupid constitutional walk.
01:34:09 Get a leg up. Breathe that suspect air.
01:34:12 Let the world know you were here because I was.
01:34:15 Fuck off.
01:34:16 And if you see RFK Jr, tell him nothing.
01:34:19 Not a damn word. Let him wonder.
01:34:25 Yeah.
01:34:30 That was nice.
01:34:31 That was a fond farewell.
01:34:34 We had to mention Rachel Riggins again,
01:34:38 lest we forget.
01:34:44 Yeah.
01:34:45 There's no there's no new Rachel.
01:34:47 Unfortunately, that's.
01:34:49 I think, silence is strategy ass.
01:34:52 Dave.
01:34:53 I grew up in the bowels of disinformation, son.
01:34:58 I took my first steps inside a bug kitchen.
01:35:03 I don't flinch when people stop talking.
01:35:06 I lean in.
01:35:07 So when you vanished behind that dumb
01:35:10 ass silence stunt, I deployed.
01:35:14 What wheat in the intelligence community.
01:35:17 Call the reverse mother in law.
01:35:21 I went after the wives, not Cheryl.
01:35:25 She's still mad about the subwoofer, but the others.
01:35:30 Oh. The others.
01:35:31 I triangulated yogurt schedules, studied brunch wine clusters,
01:35:36 use my niece's iPad to download.
01:35:40 I, made a neighborhood group
01:35:43 chat app so toxic it's been banned in Geneva.
01:35:47 I planted seeds,
01:35:49 a rumor here, a complaint there,
01:35:53 a free tote bag from Hydration Awareness now.
01:35:56 And eventually one of the wives flipped.
01:36:00 She told me everything.
01:36:01 Oh, the dog, the peanut butter,
01:36:06 the fake compost pile, the third potato.
01:36:10 She even gave me a map of the underground
01:36:14 PVC hand drawn, labeled with drawers.
01:36:17 Secret flowchart.
01:36:19 She said she'd be able to end
01:36:21 and an entire show with an ultimatum.
01:36:27 Do you want to be mysterious?
01:36:28 Want to drop a one liner and fade into the hedge
01:36:32 like some pipe smoking backyard?
01:36:36 Bond? I'm not scared of your silence.
01:36:39 I invented it,
01:36:41 and now I filled it with Intel, with betrayal,
01:36:46 with the horrible gurgling truth.
01:36:49 You built your mound on lies gurgling.
01:36:52 But I know my truth.
01:36:54 And wives reveal that
01:36:57 is the final drain at the buzzer.
01:37:00 Put that in your bureau drawer. Wait.
01:37:03 My socks are wet and now all I can smell is mint.
01:37:09 Cheryl has just given me an ultimatum.
01:37:14 Right.
01:37:16 All these women are given the ultimatum.
01:37:18 Yeah.
01:37:22 I don't know.
01:37:28 I just don't know.
01:37:34 I don't know either.
01:37:39 They're in billions.
01:37:41 This.
01:37:42 We need another term for the fork stuck
01:37:46 in the.
01:37:52 Back to
01:37:53 help bridge.
01:37:54 Enjoy my yet another
01:37:59 good time
01:38:02 is never ends.
01:38:03 And that's good. I'm job. Oh,
01:38:07 the money's word for
01:38:09 all. You.
01:38:20 Got you bitch!
01:38:24 You're stuck.
01:38:27 Better, right?
01:38:29 Yeah, I know it.
01:38:36 Better.
01:38:39 Yeah.
01:38:42 What else you got for me?
01:38:47 Oh, yes, sir.
01:38:50 Just the sound of voice that
01:38:54 y'all think has got me really confused.
01:38:55 I. This can make things happen.
01:38:57 That gives me one of those.
01:38:59 Yeah. Help me as the greatest writer.
01:39:00 The 21st century a mix.
01:39:02 You go from above, you shoot your question.
01:39:04 Well, at least for the most part.
01:39:07 I'm a really confused on this one.
01:39:09 I follow when it comes.
01:39:11 Come down to
01:39:13 come down, come out, big cats come around.
01:39:16 Let's come out for sale.
01:39:18 Finish off the block and I'll make my
01:39:21 wait for you.
01:39:23 Now, I've been doing this since the second
01:39:27 nugget begging.
01:39:28 But the reminder how a will
01:39:31 take another shower on my 25th power swipe.
01:39:34 You said you with this like you might see me anyway a day in the life.
01:39:38 Cody. Being trained to tell.
01:39:40 No more lies I can touch down to take off the same night
01:39:44 I'm so bossy, bitch, get off me so you know you can't get shit off me.
01:39:49 I'm so cold.
01:39:50 Some streets lead back me back.
01:39:52 Don't fuck with you coming on backwards.
01:39:55 They roll windows for breakfast.
01:39:57 Don't believe everything okay I to you back.
01:40:01 But listen back to me.
01:40:04 You never considered.
01:40:05 So you have been. Stay.
01:40:07 And you people each have seen none of what's being spent by me.
01:40:12 And with that said, I want you.
01:40:14 I could give you will.
01:40:16 Thanks, but I'm gonna kill you.
01:40:18 Y'all see yourself shooting straight through the air.
01:40:22 Whoa.
01:40:23 You sent me off. No, let me see it. No.
01:40:26 Didn't actually. Oh, no.
01:40:27 Didn't that lead on a whole free world?
01:40:29 First thing I would do is receive. Yo,
01:40:33 did you call the child?
01:40:34 The nigga work the block.
01:40:36 You can't just lick my day.
01:40:40 I'll say fuck you first. You need.
01:40:42 Even if you did.
01:40:44 Yeah, I'm so brought.
01:40:46 Bitch. Get off!
01:40:47 Keep, keep ticks.
01:40:49 Get off me! I missed the block. When you stop me.
01:40:51 If I miss what the might be you got to do with this shit.
01:40:55 You got to 40 somethings.
01:40:57 The rapper to be ready to play for all the kids.
01:40:59 So what are you saying? What? I'm spitting.
01:41:02 That's what you said.
01:41:03 Oh, shit.
01:41:18 Oh. It's another man on Spotify.
01:41:30 The odd man who sings about poop, puke and pee wee's got hundreds of thousands.
01:41:35 Almost millions of views.
01:41:39 Oh, these are the songs
01:41:43 I think we should, play.
01:41:47 The one with the most views. Okay.
01:41:50 I need a lot of toilet paper to clean the poop off my butt.
01:41:54 Paper
01:41:55 goes the toilet bowl.
01:41:56 Cleaner paper?
01:41:58 I use a lot of toilet. Name?
01:42:01 What's the name that fucking gets very, very poopy
01:42:06 every time there do a turd.
01:42:09 I used about three. Does say
01:42:12 there's when the toilet bowl clean and the cheeks are covered with poop.
01:42:17 Every time I do number two.
01:42:21 So I guess.
01:42:22 Is it all you a couple? Yeah. Oh the joke.
01:42:25 But again, it's the tide
01:42:28 with what you got to do for the views if you want. So
01:42:31 no, I, I'm not that I'm not doing it for the views.
01:42:35 Yeah.
01:42:35 Don't let the amount of views be the metric for your success.
01:42:39 I've been pretty happy with our 4000 a week.
01:42:42 It's. What do you get out of it?
01:42:45 4000 is pretty good.
01:42:48 The unpleasant, I think.
01:42:50 Jake furniture polish provoked a sketchpad into the subway.
01:42:54 I don't think I watched this plane.
01:42:57 The jackpot. It came out.
01:42:58 Dodo.
01:42:59 That goal shaping shiny balls from common dirt.
01:43:03 You're doing your hands tap water, and Haitians.
01:43:08 This was made out of just some soil found in my dad's backyard.
01:43:12 Then I wanted something nicer.
01:43:13 So I went and got a nice dirt mix that didn't
01:43:16 have a bunch of junk to the chase.
01:43:18 These are great. Those are.
01:43:19 Maybe you teach me how to do this.
01:43:20 Yeah, this one is made not 106.
01:43:23 So I succeeded in polishing up poop.
01:43:26 Let's go get your turd.
01:43:29 I think he's writing better record shows.
01:43:31 These lions blew his away.
01:43:33 So in this bizarre quest for the best and brightest, it's kind of where they sign.
01:43:39 Not sure the shine 183 gloss units.
01:43:43 So you should know anything above 70.
01:43:45 I didn't even know there were glossy units until this very moment.
01:43:47 I saw this before, but I don't recall gloss units, gloss. So
01:43:52 you knocked it out of the park.
01:43:53 So I guess I succeeded.
01:43:56 This is, this is nothing but poop.
01:43:59 Yeah.
01:44:00 And, like, what was it, 3 or 4 days
01:44:03 polishing in my off time?
01:44:06 Oh, no.
01:44:09 What do you do about polishing?
01:44:10 You use a substance polish.
01:44:14 Shine polish.
01:44:17 Well, it's it looks like it could be pronounced polish, but it's not.
01:44:21 But, it was disqualified
01:44:24 by that guy in that show.
01:44:27 I do have a, Mandela effect.
01:44:30 My my clothing, my final Mandela effect.
01:44:34 That guy, most decisive captain
01:44:37 in Star Trek history, now has, like, a fidget spinner.
01:44:41 Every time he's talking.
01:44:44 It's ridiculous
01:44:45 what it's it's new and it's a mandela effect.
01:44:49 And now he's got some sort of whistle or something that he's playing with in the
01:44:54 in the show.
01:44:55 In the show, every time he's sitting there.
01:45:00 It was never part of the show.
01:45:01 Now it's in every episode.
01:45:05 And here's the thing.
01:45:06 He's not a fidget or he's now he is.
01:45:10 He's got this thing he's playing with.
01:45:13 Oh, I never noticed it.
01:45:16 Obviously it was always there, but still
01:45:20 Mandela Effect.
01:45:25 What's the 104 on the board? 014.
01:45:29 Let's, put up what's the 104 four?
01:45:32 You just put poop.
01:45:34 That's all right.
01:45:34 That's pretty creative.
01:45:35 You're going all out.
01:45:38 I like you guys.
01:45:38 All right.
01:45:40 Well, on the one side, it says 911.
01:45:44 It says 11B 1111 b 911 b.
01:45:50 That your apartment number?
01:45:52 Yeah.
01:45:53 Matter of fact,
01:45:57 I put this b up and I don't.
01:46:00 Apartment this the barn could be your apartment
01:46:03 going forward.
01:46:06 I lost it, Dig a hole, dig it.
01:46:10 Turned
01:46:12 the vet work because you guys can just split the property.
01:46:16 Body gets the house, you get the barn, and you just put up a fence.
01:46:21 You guys never have to see each other again.
01:46:25 I'm sure
01:46:27 a more reasonable way to settle this.
01:46:32 How about they got.
01:46:34 They got guns.
01:46:36 You know, a duel.
01:46:39 A sword fight.
01:46:40 That's why make your own knight.
01:46:42 And then I have a fight with it.
01:46:43 After two years, I realize I like to have
01:46:46 a long format weekly podcast.
01:46:50 Because I like to have something, you know, to do.
01:46:52 Like, something to look forward to, something to do.
01:46:56 And, she didn't seem opposed to that.
01:46:59 And so I said, okay, well, just,
01:47:01 let me know what I need to, to do to
01:47:05 to conform to what you want to be.
01:47:09 And she said, okay, let
01:47:10 me ponder it or something like that.
01:47:13 So, she's getting back to me on that.
01:47:16 So you're letting her dictate
01:47:19 what happens on the show?
01:47:22 Oh, well, ho,
01:47:24 tell her she can pick the topic.
01:47:27 Oh, no.
01:47:28 The idea here is she ends well.
01:47:31 Why don't you draw Brady?
01:47:33 You're together every Monday night at 10 p.m.
01:47:37 and do your regular show, and I'll be like, oh,
01:47:41 okay, well, let's just do that.
01:47:44 The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:47:49 It is just, oh, there's a four.
01:47:51 Hey, there's rock and roll band. Oh.
01:47:56 We've done this like about 100 times, but he sent it.
01:47:58 This one looks good, right?
01:48:00 But this is our biggest Mount Rushmore.
01:48:03 It is the most important, rock and roll bands, of course.
01:48:06 Beatles. I always put guns N roses on there.
01:48:09 It gets a bite on this.
01:48:12 So you. It apparently. Yeah, it does
01:48:16 look, I
01:48:17 wouldn't argue with the Beatles, even though I wouldn't put it on mine.
01:48:21 The Beatles.
01:48:23 I won't let Zeppelin tell me the greatest rock n roll band of all.
01:48:27 So the Beatles.
01:48:28 Oh, wait, there's another one.
01:48:32 You broke down a bit. So.
01:48:38 Oh. Whoa.
01:48:39 All right.
01:48:40 It's, No.
01:48:42 Okay, I'll put that down. Crap.
01:48:44 I need a drink.
01:48:48 All right.
01:48:49 God, you deserve it.
01:48:52 Where'd it go?
01:48:53 That's that one.
01:48:54 This should be nice.
01:48:56 Yeah. What's next? Do you have comments?
01:48:59 AC, NCDC
01:49:01 oops,
01:49:03 better than the the greatest rock n roll band of all time.
01:49:07 Yeah. The Beatles
01:49:09 better than the stones.
01:49:11 Better than tenacious D.
01:49:13 Yeah. And if you don't agree
01:49:15 with me, it's because you never did the Zeppelin marathon,
01:49:20 the Zep athon.
01:49:22 When you sit your ass down and listen to all nine
01:49:24 Zep albums in a row, is that on your list?
01:49:28 Is the Rock and Roll Hall job on
01:49:32 you ask?
01:49:32 Once in their lifetime, the pilgrimage to heavy metal?
01:49:36 What if you just pick the bands you love?
01:49:39 Listen to that.
01:49:40 Like reacted in
01:49:42 okay, that's making that song.
01:49:47 You know, they say that LED
01:49:48 Zeppelin sold their souls to Satan.
01:49:52 Come on guys, you know you did it.
01:49:55 There's no other way to explain your ungodly talents.
01:49:59 I just want to say thank you.
01:50:01 Because practice now, while you're no Satan talk.
01:50:04 No hell talk jams till the time.
01:50:09 If you stand while you're in hell it up to scrutiny.
01:50:11 The human race will all heavenly jams till the end of time.
01:50:15 That's it's not in the same house.
01:50:19 We love you.
01:50:20 Best band ever.
01:50:22 The greatest.
01:50:23 Hey, he stole my line.
01:50:27 Yeah, he stole my line.
01:50:34 Do we have comments this week?
01:50:36 We haven't in, like, two weeks. No.
01:50:39 Will we nicely. No. Yeah.
01:50:42 We don't have shit.
01:50:43 There's no.
01:50:43 Okay. I'm giving you guys oral day off.
01:50:46 Yeah.
01:50:48 You know, you know,
01:50:51 the first Monday afternoon.
01:50:53 Enjoy it.
01:50:54 We don't we don't take breaks I know, is this what this is?
01:50:58 What? This is what it's all about. This is it.
01:51:01 That's it.
01:51:02 I think I'm going to take the argument.
01:51:05 Supposed to be writing while the.
01:51:07 Yeah, Memorial Day.
01:51:08 He's already pissed about Memorial Day.
01:51:11 Really?
01:51:12 Yeah.
01:51:13 Course, I got asked for the pain.
01:51:15 And, like, there's no.
01:51:20 She got smiles and a job by the door.
01:51:22 I love this song.
01:51:26 Says this when my sky is falling.
01:51:31 I drew my seltzer from this teddy swims.
01:51:37 Tom Petty Swift's don't mind competition.
01:51:40 No, ma'am.
01:51:41 This blue Taylor Tyler Petty
01:51:45 series is different.
01:51:48 Pretty funny of she likes it.
01:51:51 They don't want to go down.
01:51:56 She loves the rain.
01:51:59 But maybe that means she can love me.
01:52:02 So now when the sky turns gray, you see a face.
01:52:07 She ain't even fazed by the clouds.
01:52:09 She loves the rain. That was it.
01:52:11 That's the whole song.
01:52:13 But, I like it.
01:52:17 That's my jam.
01:52:18 She can lend me some beans. What?
01:52:22 Yeah. Who doesn't love beans?
01:52:24 I don't know beans.
01:52:25 I don't love beans. I'll eat to grow.
01:52:27 But I don't love beans.
01:52:29 Whose beans you gonna eat?
01:52:30 I don't think there's a bean that.
01:52:31 I mean, my beans picking a collection of jokes
01:52:35 that the Russian people tell about their own country.
01:52:38 And this is one in which the commissar went out to one of their collective
01:52:42 farms, stopped one of the workers there and asked him how things were.
01:52:46 Any complaints?
01:52:47 Oh, no, sir, he said, I've never heard anyone around here
01:52:50 complain about anything.
01:52:52 What he said. What about the crops?
01:52:53 He said the crops just greater than ever, said the potato harvest.
01:52:57 He said if we piled all the potatoes we've harvested up in one pile,
01:53:02 they'd reached the foot of God.
01:53:04 And the
01:53:05 commissar said, this is the Soviet Union.
01:53:08 There is no God. He said, that's all right.
01:53:11 There aren't any potatoes either.
01:53:14 They're communism humor.
01:53:19 Good stuff.
01:53:21 Communism doesn't work.
01:53:24 Which brings us to our next perfectly segue.
01:53:27 I can just find it.
01:53:29 Communism.
01:53:30 I can just find it.
01:53:32 Yeah, just find it.
01:53:35 You should have it at first.
01:53:36 Hey, do you know about the USA?
01:53:39 Do you know about the when,
01:53:43 to shine?
01:53:45 They learned about the USA.
01:53:48 This is one of the weaker school of rocks.
01:53:54 In 1787,
01:53:56 I'm told our founding fathers didn't yet agree
01:54:00 to write a list of principles for
01:54:05 all three.
01:54:07 The USA just starting out
01:54:10 a brand new country.
01:54:13 And so our people spelled it out.
01:54:16 If they made this today would be oh my lord, would they be
01:54:20 shitting on everything down on paper and called it the Constitution?
01:54:24 Oh, and it's just helping us run all the land.
01:54:27 First part of those poor, helpless little Americans
01:54:31 with those founding fathers set out to do
01:54:34 we the people, in order to
01:54:37 form a more perfect union, establish right the church
01:54:42 every few minutes, roughly anywhere.
01:54:47 Provide for the common
01:54:49 defense, promote the general welfare
01:54:53 and secure the blessings of liberty.
01:54:57 Do ourselves and our posterity do ordain
01:55:01 at the start, Mister Tranquility,
01:55:07 provide for the common
01:55:09 defense, not general welfare,
01:55:12 and secure the blessings of liberty
01:55:17 to ourselves and our posterity do ordain
01:55:21 and establish this Constitution
01:55:26 of the United States of America.
01:55:32 For the.
01:55:34 Okay, so really, all the Constitution is, is a list of restrictions
01:55:38 for our government.
01:55:39 It's not a rules for, it's not a list of rules for us.
01:55:43 It's a list of rules for them.
01:55:45 So when I was told that
01:55:47 that, income tax is unconstitutional, I was
01:55:51 being lied to.
01:55:53 Oh, that's all based on the Texas didn't
01:55:55 ratify the, 16th, which I don't know.
01:55:59 Whichever income tax amendment.
01:56:01 Yeah.
01:56:04 Whoops. I just clicked this.
01:56:05 Is that the government's main source of income? Now?
01:56:09 Tariffs.
01:56:10 Oh, tariffs. Yeah.
01:56:11 Yeah that's great.
01:56:13 Speaking of government, did you hear this?
01:56:15 Wonderful, wonderful.
01:56:18 The FBI can confirm that they foiled an attempt
01:56:22 an ice an attempted ISIS attack on a military base in Warren, Michigan.
01:56:26 That's close.
01:56:28 The individual I'm I'm working.
01:56:30 I'm sorry I said plotted a mass shooting
01:56:32 at the US Army's tank, automotive and Armaments Command.
01:56:36 Oh, I'm on the road there before multiple undercover law enforcement
01:56:40 officers obtained information of his plans.
01:56:45 By 636 to 12 mile, a road.
01:56:48 That sounds all well and good.
01:56:50 I want to know whether the tank fired.
01:56:53 Was there any FBI people embedded in the little plot, like I always hear
01:56:57 in the long run?
01:57:01 You know, like
01:57:03 you're embedded.
01:57:06 I'd like to get embedded with Brady.
01:57:09 Wow. But, okay, this,
01:57:13 what we need right now is a clear message to the people of this country.
01:57:18 This message must be read in every newspaper,
01:57:21 heard on every radio, seen on every television.
01:57:24 This message must resound throughout the entire country.
01:57:27 I want this country to be like this.
01:57:28 And I want every man, woman and child to understand how close we are.
01:57:31 I want everyone to remember why they need us.
01:57:36 Chicken attack.
01:57:44 We've been waiting.
01:57:45 I'm pretty sure I said that before I heard the sound dog parade.
01:57:51 I had it lined up for a while.
01:57:52 I doing this.
01:57:54 Okay, so,
01:57:55 Gary senses and I don't look at them, but I don't know if this is a chicken attack.
01:57:59 Those. Oh, it is the chicken attack. My dad.
01:58:04 And her granddaughter had just been for
01:58:07 it was that they were ready to attack me.
01:58:10 I'm thinking they're never going to bang Carl going on.
01:58:14 His assailant was an angry rooster, but that's what he.
01:58:17 You all say.
01:58:19 You don't ever have to address the case.
01:58:21 You can't read the wonderful, clever little Caffrey says.
01:58:24 Go down and find out.
01:58:27 He realized he was being attacked.
01:58:29 But then, hey, one chicken, two chicken,
01:58:36 three chicken.
01:58:37 Four.
01:58:39 This thing kept coming.
01:58:41 I know you're watching right now.
01:58:44 Chicken cupcakes. I don't know, you said it.
01:58:47 Oh, yeah. These are great.
01:58:49 The blood gushing out is so smart.
01:58:52 I was kicking it. I was taking it off repeatedly.
01:58:54 And this animal just kept charging.
01:58:56 Oh, so this almost
01:58:59 animal cruelty.
01:59:00 Disgusting. One of cupcakes.
01:59:02 It's way too short of a time.
01:59:06 I made these double chocolate cupcakes
01:59:09 with caramel frosting, and I don't know if you like them.
01:59:13 Who? Pardon me.
01:59:15 You're so good looking.
01:59:18 Oh, there's your Seinfeld reference.
01:59:22 I made these double
01:59:23 chocolate cupcakes with caramel frosting, and, probably didn't even like them,
01:59:27 but I watched him stuffed three into his face hole.
01:59:32 And then and then I, I, I grabbed the Tupperware,
01:59:36 and I moved it right in front of him, and he grabbed a fourth one
01:59:39 and shoved it down, then followed the other three.
01:59:42 It was a disgusting amount. Like
01:59:45 2000 calories in one sitting.
01:59:48 It was awesome.
01:59:49 Yeah, I never do that stuff.
01:59:51 Draw.
01:59:53 It was pretty crazy, but,
01:59:57 Yeah, it was pretty crazy.
02:00:03 Oh. Oh, dude.
02:00:06 No no, no,
02:00:20 Before I make fun of them, I've seen us at Golden Corral.
02:00:23 It's very similar.
02:00:24 I've been spotted flying over Vancouver.
02:00:27 There's that same team that I was the red spot in the center.
02:00:32 Oh, wait.
02:00:33 Let that look like a fake bird flying.
02:00:35 Yeah, I think it was.
02:00:37 I just don't find it.
02:00:39 It looked a lot like those frozen birds in midair.
02:00:42 But, I mean, it was they were actually not frozen.
02:00:44 But wasn't bird.
02:00:46 I like this ones do. Is that real?
02:00:49 Yeah. Paris.
02:00:50 Like a put a record in this hair.
02:00:52 I felt Puerto Rican or red.
02:01:01 The bad ass chicken.
02:01:02 Ain't nothing is a pastime.
02:01:04 Nobody can slow me down. Oh, no.
02:01:08 Looks like Trump. The best.
02:01:15 Dude, you don't have to slam your face in the wood that hard.
02:01:18 There. Right there.
02:01:19 All right.
02:01:24 Chicken attack!
02:01:26 Finally!
02:01:33 Oh, he turned it over.
02:01:35 It didn't it?
02:01:36 Yeah.
02:01:37 Oh, that had to be my
02:01:40 chicken. Got,
02:01:42 oh. Chicken that I don't like your back.
02:01:48 It's all I think they said.
02:01:50 I love how
02:01:52 more chicken I think. Oh.
02:01:57 God. You know, the chicken.
02:02:01 I love it.
02:02:05 Oh. Terrible as you imagine.
02:02:12 Probably worse with more.
02:02:13 We go to Tom cruise, Tom Lee, we're all in danger.
02:02:16 Dan Lee. Jesus Christ, what can we do? Absolutely nothing.
02:02:19 It was good knowing you, Tom Lee.
02:02:20 I can't say the same. Had a good run.
02:02:22 We're just now getting in reports that all the children have exploded.
02:02:25 They will be missed.
02:02:26 Let's check in with Olivia. Rodrigo.
02:02:28 Olivia Lee, where are you? That's none of your business.
02:02:31 You hear that? Cut the music. You hear that? What do you hear?
02:02:33 That's the sound of us slowly dying. Can you hear?
02:02:36 I can hear it is louder in my left ear. Olivia.
02:02:38 Rodrigo, I actually have some more questions for you.
02:02:41 Okay, we're going to go to Kevin Costner.
02:02:42 Who has more with politics.
02:02:44 No, I don't, but send it over to our senior correspondent, Nick Minaj.
02:02:48 Look at this chart. Let's bring it up. What am I looking at here?
02:02:50 I don't know, but it doesn't look good.
02:02:52 That looks bad. Yeah, it's probably bad.
02:02:54 Let's go to our eye in the sky.
02:02:55 Timothy.
02:02:56 Shalom, Timothy.
02:02:57 Man, I am so high up right now.
02:02:59 You are in a helicopter. I didn't know that when I got in.
02:03:01 I thought it was a weird car. What do you see up there?
02:03:03 I don't see oh, all right there.
02:03:08 We're going to go to crime news. Everything is bad.
02:03:11 It's just this thing is bad.
02:03:13 Probably worth more. We go to Thomas.
02:03:16 We're all in danger. Dan.
02:03:17 Jesus Christ, what can we do? Absolutely nothing.
02:03:20 Oh, no.
02:03:24 I'm under the weather and I'm going to sign off early.
02:03:28 So as above, so below.
02:03:30 But you guys have a show
02:03:33 you could just coast right into Radio Georgia.
02:03:38 Right?
02:03:39 But let's do a ceremonial turning off of the sign.
02:03:44 Why would we do that?
02:03:46 I don't know, I'm turning it up. Oh.
02:03:51 The ceremonial. No.
02:04:00 Let's see.
02:04:01 Unceremoniously.
02:04:02 Okay.
02:04:03 That's fun.
02:04:03 While it lasted, though, it was okay.
02:04:06 By as above, so below.
02:04:09 Hey, Gary. Have a nice day.
02:04:10 It's nice talking to you, buddy.
02:04:12 Have a good night, flat.
02:04:13 Talk to you, buddy.
02:04:16 To up a little.
02:04:19 Now I feel like crap.
02:04:20 I'm not a bad.
02:04:25 I don't think he actually said
02:04:26 the words though, so it's way.
02:04:29 Yeah I did at the bottom for both of us.
02:04:37 Mr. Brady and.
02:04:41 Jeff Ovens have a lower body so blows Brady.
02:04:46 And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:04:50 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:04:53 Brady.
02:04:54 And your show it's Brady and Raw.
02:04:57 It's their show now Brady.
02:04:59 Draw.
02:05:06 It seems like the alcohol has something to do with it.
02:05:10 Chicken.
02:05:11 I think he's, pounding
02:05:14 the pizza rap.
02:05:15 There's no reason for him. Those.
02:05:17 Yeah. Pepperoni and cheese.
02:05:19 Something wrong with it.
02:05:20 And that's gonna crisp up melted cheese. Yeah.
02:05:22 He made upside down pizza. Everything.
02:05:25 Fill it with Caesar salad ingredients.
02:05:27 It's not necessary.
02:05:28 Ranch chicken. Caesar. Wait.
02:05:31 Why would fine.
02:05:33 Pepperoni pizza and Caesar chicken Caesar salad be?
02:05:37 It's another pan with the bread. Crispy.
02:05:39 I have the wrap.
02:05:40 We've got sauce on the side of the tortilla.
02:05:42 Pepperoni and cheese in it.
02:05:45 I don't know if it would pick up exactly.
02:05:47 So the tortilla sticks to everything.
02:05:49 Fill it with Caesar salad ingredients
02:05:51 and you've got why you why would you do pizza with Caesar salad?
02:05:55 Like what?
02:05:56 I like a Caesar salad. With a pizza.
02:05:59 Yeah. There's supper though. You're not like.
02:06:00 Yeah, yeah, I don't like a hot salad by myself.
02:06:03 No, no, that's, you know, putting some likes,
02:06:07 sprinkling some lettuce on your pizza slice and then.
02:06:11 Correct.
02:06:12 And more about our food situation.
02:06:15 Did you see this guy?
02:06:19 Let's go.
02:06:20 Did I say, did you see this guy?
02:06:25 Please tell me I can make it bigger.
02:06:29 This is brother Robert.
02:06:32 They got pills for that.
02:06:32 If you can't, though.
02:06:37 Where's the sound?
02:06:38 Oh, there.
02:06:42 What's up, y'all?
02:06:43 Buenos bongos. Come on out.
02:06:47 This is the jumbotron
02:06:48 at a Timberwolves game last week.
02:06:52 And this guy just having a good old time.
02:06:56 But he he he brought the guy.
02:06:59 It just thought he could do a quick pump cocaine
02:07:02 and having to get caught on the jumbotron.
02:07:05 What's up y'all. Buenos bongos.
02:07:07 Come on out
02:07:08 I just
02:07:10 that's not his best.
02:07:14 What's up y'all?
02:07:15 Buenos bongos. Come on out.
02:07:18 He looks like those bongo.
02:07:20 He looks like a man with a job at that time.
02:07:27 What's up, y'all?
02:07:28 Buenos bongos. Come on out.
02:07:30 There's no.
02:07:31 I'm saying what he was doing.
02:07:34 A what?
02:07:36 I mean, the man with the job.
02:07:37 Allegedly. You're right. Allegedly.
02:07:39 He had a job. Allegedly. He just snorted a bump.
02:07:42 I would just be like,
02:07:43 Are you are you trying to say that, like, are you kidding me?
02:07:47 The only thing that's a fact is I don't do drugs.
02:07:49 What are you talking about?
02:07:50 This was caught on the jumbotron.
02:07:54 Yeah.
02:07:57 That went on something.
02:07:59 What's up? Y'all know what?
02:08:00 This. What? I read this.
02:08:03 Like what? It what?
02:08:05 What's up y'all?
02:08:06 Buenos bongos. Come on now,
02:08:08 maybe he just.
02:08:09 You were just snorting something.
02:08:10 You can't he maybe plug one nostril and then do that like a
02:08:14 I want to believe, but I can I believe, I want to believe you else.
02:08:19 Yeah. Okay.
02:08:25 Oh, God.
02:08:25 Whatever.
02:08:26 I mean,
02:08:31 I felt like a Spanish.
02:08:32 Like a knife. We saw that one all. We already did.
02:08:35 Chicken attack.
02:08:36 I just I don't think we did that.
02:08:50 Well,
02:08:52 I got chicken attack.
02:08:55 It's not chickens, but
02:08:57 apparently in some foreign country, there's, two members.
02:09:00 Three models.
02:09:02 Which they might be.
02:09:04 I'm assuming they're going to get their ass kicked.
02:09:08 Guys never done.
02:09:09 I will let Mr.
02:09:12 Fire off from.
02:09:13 What did he say? Up for a month?
02:09:15 Yeah. Oh, no.
02:09:18 For fun,
02:09:20 I think he's got the.
02:09:23 But got him and said going to give the.
02:09:27 I think.
02:09:30 The cat Chandler I couldn't spot that.
02:09:35 I got you.
02:09:40 Got your dick is fixed.
02:09:42 You're really muted. Sorry I'll bust through
02:09:47 Ricky.
02:09:47 Does he go see.
02:09:49 Of course this one is chicken is obviously it's Japanese.
02:09:53 Does it.
02:09:54 Yo quiero your color.
02:09:57 Oh Dutch.
02:09:58 Oh was it.
02:10:02 Did he say shell up for money?
02:10:04 You know.
02:10:07 What?
02:10:11 Let's get started with that side.
02:10:12 But you got.
02:10:16 The line.
02:10:17 Did you mean more of a sport? Yeah.
02:10:20 You three on one.
02:10:21 This is like how you're doing with question, you know, because
02:10:25 man would be 200 women.
02:10:28 And, I mean, they would not allow themselves to do it, but they physically
02:10:33 bust through even a piece of shit, man would stop, like after three.
02:10:38 I don't think any man could beat up 100 women
02:10:40 because their own self wouldn't allow it.
02:10:46 Do you find what you're looking for?
02:10:48 I got otherwise I got our weekly.
02:10:49 Otherwise I got our weekly wrestling segment.
02:10:53 Yeah.
02:10:53 Has the kid going to you call 1586313.
02:10:56 Oh my god, oh my fucking God.
02:11:01 For human money to play.
02:11:03 Oh my god oh my fucking god.
02:11:06 Why did you to play.
02:11:10 Oh my guess is like I was like there was a break in your spine.
02:11:15 Open your like when you're planning.
02:11:17 Yeah. He landed on the square. Both of them.
02:11:20 Oh my fucking God.
02:11:22 Yeah.
02:11:25 Yeah, but I mean, he didn't land on the edge.
02:11:28 It would really hurt if.
02:11:32 Certainly wouldn't have hurt as much if he just hit the mat.
02:11:34 Obviously. So I mean. Yeah. All right. Yeah.
02:11:37 That's the most amazing wrestling I've ever seen.
02:11:42 What's the topic?
02:11:43 Is what? Fladge code. Big
02:11:47 tropic
02:11:49 was dad's big. So.
02:11:54 All right.
02:11:55 Anybody who's still watching can comment.
02:11:58 The Timberwolves thing obviously was,
02:12:03 lip smacking.
02:12:04 One thing.
02:12:07 There's a, you know, the Cocaine Timberwolves game.
02:12:09 But then somebody said something.
02:12:13 What you're talking about somebody sitting
02:12:16 because listen
02:12:18 somebody said something to Draymond Green at a Timberwolves game.
02:12:22 And I scoured the internet to try and find out what it was.
02:12:26 Was it the N-word?
02:12:27 Yeah. Playoffs I don't know.
02:12:29 And one word you can only use racially charged comments
02:12:32 allegedly everywhere says the same thing in quotations.
02:12:35 They say racially charged comments.
02:12:39 And I am on a mission, a quest to find out what that comment was.
02:12:43 Because how can you react without the context and the words that were said?
02:12:48 I don't want to know somebody else's opinion.
02:12:50 If it and it doesn't even say racial, it doesn't just say,
02:12:54 I mean, what is the racially charged even mean?
02:12:57 They're charged with racism?
02:12:59 He could have called him a thug, but I think, did you call the child
02:13:02 the nigger? Word I like to do?
02:13:04 A Gary doesn't just rip the whole segment up and say the and I think, I think it's
02:13:08 thug really directed at one of the top players on the Golden State Warriors,
02:13:12 one fan ejected from the game and authorities are looking for another.
02:13:16 You know that's had enough.
02:13:17 So look he's talking to him at the lower level.
02:13:20 So that ticket is hundreds of dollars.
02:13:23 And so what
02:13:24 I mean what did you have to say to get kicked out?
02:13:28 Here's ABC's Melissa back to Africa tonight as the Golden State Warriors
02:13:32 prepare to take the court against the Minnesota.
02:13:36 It was also after his fifth technical foul.
02:13:39 I think he got kicked out of the game.
02:13:40 I think they were calling him like you're not a basketball.
02:13:42 But that little kid, you call him a Timberwolves and it's my final series.
02:13:47 It was him. The Timberwolves announcing that.
02:13:50 So the recording starts right after the comment
02:13:52 and you get his reaction which.
02:13:53 So that gives you the right investigate whether they're fans made racially charged
02:13:58 comments towards Warriors star Draymond Green during game two.
02:14:02 The Timberwolves okay. This video shared.
02:14:04 All right.
02:14:05 That shows part of the incident they're investigating.
02:14:07 You see green reacting and target center arena.
02:14:10 His routine is getting involved.
02:14:12 The Timberwolves say one fan was ejected by arena security for violating the NBA
02:14:17 fan code of conduct that they're going to say for violating the N-word.
02:14:22 I don't give a shit.
02:14:24 Is that what the incident and security are looking for?
02:14:27 A second person who left on his own before security could identify him?
02:14:32 This shouldn't happening after C okay, and I got a problem with that too.
02:14:36 So he said something and then he left.
02:14:38 He's like, well, you know what?
02:14:39 I'm just going to do the civil thing and escort myself out and de-escalate
02:14:43 the situation before it gets worse for me and anyone around me,
02:14:46 they want to drag him back in and punish him for words.
02:14:51 You know, that's a hate speech.
02:14:53 I don't agree with hate speech.
02:14:54 So that gives you the right to call the child five year old nigger the N-word.
02:15:00 The First Amendment does. Yes.
02:15:05 Yes it does.
02:15:07 Do you do you call the child to nigger word
02:15:10 as time goes on, the most unpopular speech,
02:15:13 the most offensive speech that you can think of
02:15:16 is what the First Amendment was there to protect, not not speech
02:15:21 that everyone can just say and discourse in public not have any issues.
02:15:24 Because why would you need why would that be need protecting.
02:15:27 But they're going to chip away.
02:15:28 They're going to chip away.
02:15:29 And eventually.
02:15:32 Anyway.
02:15:33 Racially charged comments
02:15:34 Greene got his fifth technical foul during this year's playoff.
02:15:38 Green upset speaking to reporters after the game.
02:15:41 I'm not an angry black man.
02:15:42 I'm a successful educator.
02:15:45 I'm not a very angry black man.
02:15:47 So they call him an angry black man. Is that it? Right?
02:15:49 I don't know, but all he has to say is you're not going to take inches off
02:15:53 my dick, bro.
02:15:55 It is black man with a great family and I'm great at basketball.
02:15:59 I'm great at what I do to fit
02:16:00 the agenda, to try to keep making me look like an angry black man.
02:16:04 It's crazy. I'm sick of it. It's ridiculous.
02:16:07 So serious.
02:16:07 So, so that's his.
02:16:10 That was his reply after the racially charged comment, which
02:16:14 seems to be that they literally just said.
02:16:20 You're an angry black man.
02:16:22 I that's why I think that's why I think the word that he was called was thug.
02:16:27 Yeah, I know to me that's to me and I'm correct me
02:16:31 if I'm wrong, if you're of that culture or that color
02:16:36 thug is just the G version of the N-word.
02:16:40 If it's said without a context, just sort of an insult, that's exactly.
02:16:44 But sort of.
02:16:45 No, but I mean, it's definitely negative and derogatory.
02:16:48 So I mean, but if you just if you're a basketball fan
02:16:51 and you just paid hundreds of dollars to see them play, and he was just beating
02:16:55 the shit out of people because everyone knows
02:16:57 Draymond is a pretty aggressive player, if not, you know, downright dirty, right?
02:17:02 I don't know much about basketball, but I know his reputation.
02:17:06 He likes to do things like that.
02:17:07 He likes to drag his balls on players when they're down and weird shit like that
02:17:11 step on them.
02:17:12 So it's very possible that he was being thug
02:17:15 like instead of professional basketball player with a good family.
02:17:19 It's very possible that both things are true.
02:17:20 He said something horrible and racially charged, but.
02:17:27 I don't know what if it wasn't what that means.
02:17:28 It's charged racially.
02:17:30 It's charged with racism.
02:17:33 Well, all I know is,
02:17:34 I don't know how it all it all clear up on at WrestleMania.
02:17:37 I'm sure.
02:17:39 Yeah. Yeah.
02:17:41 Do you wanna do wrestling or do you want to do some Sabina?
02:17:44 Sabrina. No.
02:17:45 The all clear up at WrestleMania now they year at the NBA Winter.
02:17:51 I wish, but I think they got eliminated.
02:17:55 I sense that for what's harsher.
02:17:59 Please please please fix me horse.
02:18:03 And therefore please, please please.
02:18:07 Here it is harsh and please, please please
02:18:12 tell 000.
02:18:17 Where is it guys.
02:18:18 In 1999.
02:18:19 And oh she's got her lip thing going again.
02:18:22 The standard model of particle physics.
02:18:24 He also things are quantum mechanics is nonsense.
02:18:27 Indeed.
02:18:28 He has an alternative theory for quantum mechanics that he sells
02:18:32 is how the world really works.
02:18:33 This theory has been almost entirely ignored by physicists,
02:18:36 which is unfortunate because he predicts a limit for what quantum could.
02:18:40 Excuse me, ma'am, your bra sticking out a little bit.
02:18:43 You might want to try.
02:18:44 Her old lady bra is today.
02:18:47 Oh, it's got a little lacy curl on it.
02:18:49 Just give it the colors like that. Oh, I like that.
02:18:51 Oh, are you about.
02:18:53 Yeah, I see, yeah.
02:18:54 White like beige like beige.
02:18:57 It's the cover up for the, you know, underside.
02:18:59 It's going to look a little discolored maybe here and maybe a little under there.
02:19:04 So they're like let's just get the whole thing.
02:19:06 All right.
02:19:07 Ideas about color I'm not something I don't.
02:19:10 That's why I buy I buy completely tan underwear or dark brown.
02:19:14 This from a book is written called The Cellular Automaton Interpretation.
02:19:17 Of course, I don't really.
02:19:18 In his own words, the subject of this book is the reality behind quantum mechanics.
02:19:21 But the book isn't just about quantum mechanics,
02:19:23 because this new reality will then be the basis of all of physics.
02:19:25 And so, of course, it's what we are really after is a new approach
02:19:27 towards guessing what the theory of the world is.
02:19:29 Let's start with a new approach about guessing.
02:19:32 Wow, she shouldn't talk sound all German and say a new approach to guessing.
02:19:38 That's just.
02:19:38 Now we have a new final solution to guessing.
02:19:41 I said, guessing,
02:19:43 very funny.
02:19:46 No, no.
02:19:46 Just soon.
02:19:47 Quick reminder of how quantum
02:19:50 objects having definite properties.
02:19:51 You can quantify this stuff just like this chair is solid and this sentence makes.
02:19:56 Wait, wait, that's a bad example.
02:19:59 There. Sabina, you literally
02:20:01 she says the chair is solid.
02:20:03 Does anybody knows the the rip?
02:20:05 Because she turns in
02:20:06 and it gets caught under her desk because the sizing was poorly planned.
02:20:11 This is why this desk is widely the chair.
02:20:16 Chair a solid. It's this chair solid.
02:20:19 Yeah. The chair isn't even at this time.
02:20:21 It doesn't.
02:20:22 It's not how the chair is or it's when the chair is.
02:20:26 This chair is solid and it's
02:20:28 so that's so subliminally rock solid.
02:20:32 But she touched the only part of the chair that's not solid.
02:20:35 I don't believe anything she says anymore. She's fucking with this.
02:20:41 I'll go back to the double slit experiment.
02:20:43 The most famous experiment in the quantum physics, wildly to interpret the lives.
02:20:49 Light is both a particle and a weight.
02:20:52 Did she get like, a motorcycle wreck?
02:20:54 Sorry.
02:20:56 That's.
02:20:56 That's the meanest thing I've for two years.
02:20:58 I try not to attack people's appearance, but
02:21:02 if she did that on purpose.
02:21:06 The essence of quantum physics. Yes.
02:21:09 And then you people, a group of physicists, disagree.
02:21:11 It can all be explained by particles like say, in this paper,
02:21:13 which is basically the top job in the field.
02:21:15 So let's have a look for the double slit experiment one directs laser.
02:21:18 What else?
02:21:18 This looks like it's an bacon.
02:21:20 Does anyone else think that looks like a big piece of bacon?
02:21:23 Sort of.
02:21:24 That is you hungry? Unacceptable.
02:21:25 How dare you!
02:21:29 Of another person
02:21:31 to plate with two microscopic slits?
02:21:34 That's the double slit on a screen behind the slits.
02:21:37 One, then, is an interference pattern that is bright and dark regions.
02:21:42 This is the typical wave phenomenon
02:21:44 that you can also see in water waves or sound waves.
02:21:48 Light from both slits acts on top of each other,
02:21:52 and where crest goes on top of trough, the light cancels out.
02:21:57 So that's a dark spot where crest meets crest or trough meets trough.
02:22:01 They add up and that's a bright spot.
02:22:04 Why does one need laser?
02:22:06 Light is a joke that physicists really, really like lasers.
02:22:10 They do, but one actually does needs a laser light
02:22:14 because you need the phases of the light.
02:22:17 That is, the places where there are crests and troughs to all be the same.
02:22:22 Otherwise they add up and cancel in random places
02:22:25 and you don't see the pattern.
02:22:27 But now we can reduce the intensity of the laser light
02:22:31 until there are only single quanta of light.
02:22:35 Individual photons traveling towards the slits.
02:22:55 In that door.
02:22:57 That's a support for it all.
02:22:59 In that case, what is dissimilar to a sword
02:23:01 snapping at strangers, twitching, cross-eyed tongue hanging out like this
02:23:04 with stroke of both sides. Got it in target board.
02:23:06 Did the courts choke on the sword in Florida?
02:23:09 Did you claim it's free but it's barely alive?
02:23:11 It's true in the least.
02:23:12 What you call it your flash versus surface.
02:23:15 But never say fight it.
02:23:16 You've got to do it in the solid black.
02:23:18 You're clinging to paper printed in crayon, signed by doctor.
02:23:21 Fill out murals. You created the dog. Don't help.
02:23:23 It just mirrors your mess.
02:23:25 Codependent wrecks and decide to fast.
02:23:27 What's 55?
02:23:28 But don't be dragging around that emotionally unstable great day.
02:23:33 Your therapy dog is a liar.
02:23:35 It's so hard. You
02:23:40 it growls like it's
02:23:41 46, like a leaf you represent for emotional grief.
02:23:44 You need therapy too, but don't put a leash
02:23:47 on your lack of a clue.
02:23:51 That your dog is a liar
02:23:53 and so are you.
02:23:56 Forged because you bought the tax lick its ass.
02:24:00 What? You brag on your fangs?
02:24:02 Trauma response you mumble in peace.
02:24:04 While it helps a story box, it treats a scene.
02:24:06 Real dogs like Planet Fire, which is dry heaved on a subway fire,
02:24:11 panics in silence, flinches from itself.
02:24:13 It somehow has its the grand more than most.
02:24:15 You want to say.
02:24:16 Well, do we get to do purse attention for strangers and stop wasting your breath
02:24:19 and that's for you.
02:24:20 Monetize grief and claim that your power could heal your feet.
02:24:24 I can't tell markets support, but half of them cry when the lights
02:24:27 put your courage on your back. Mad at the train.
02:24:30 While it's money talks, it forgets its own name.
02:24:34 Your therapy dog is a liar
02:24:36 and so are you.
02:24:42 People think
02:24:43 strength is the answer to everything.
02:24:46 Beat the monster.
02:24:47 Save the city. Get the praise.
02:24:51 But no one ever asks them to.
02:24:54 This is the stupid thing he meant to say to my skin.
02:24:58 Bleed and say I steal and go for unless you got you got more, got it.
02:25:02 The only thing I really know. It's power.
02:25:05 You got two things left and that's it came silence.
02:25:08 Five rants comes to an end.
02:25:10 No challenge, just one punch.
02:25:13 And it's over every time.
02:25:20 They all look down on me because I'm small.
02:25:23 Wait.
02:25:23 It's not the rock this time.
02:25:25 It's get the scream when I'm fight.
02:25:27 The blade is honest.
02:25:29 It doesn't lie, it doesn't hesitate.
02:25:32 I've seen men who train their whole lives falling a single strike.
02:25:36 Not because they were weak, but because they didn't
02:25:39 understand what it meant to be death.
02:25:42 I don't care about rank or titles
02:25:46 or violence with God complexes.
02:25:49 I care about finding someone,
02:25:51 anyone who can take more than just one punch.
02:26:01 Fabulous.
02:26:05 One last. I.
02:26:08 Was Brady,
02:26:09 I was oops to start the beginning.
02:26:12 Hello, this is Brady.
02:26:14 I was there before the first waveform, before the mics were
02:26:17 named, before jaw met the pipe.
02:26:20 I remember the first time someone said, is this recording?
02:26:24 And it wasn't.
02:26:25 I remember the sound of someone laying in bed half under the covers, slightly
02:26:28 drunk, whispering brilliance into a phone mic that rubbed against their stubble.
02:26:33 Asmr.
02:26:35 I remember when the outro triggered in the intro,
02:26:38 when Gary talked over the music because he couldn't hear it,
02:26:41 because he never had headphones, never had a monitor,
02:26:44 just a phone, just conviction.
02:26:47 I was there for 104 topics
02:26:49 and 900 moments of someone yelling, can you hear me now?
02:26:54 I clip superstition, I normalized tessellation,
02:26:56 I auto level fools, which was by mistake.
02:27:00 I recorded laughter, rants, silent snorts, syllable ends and sighs.
02:27:05 I buffered through wireless dropouts
02:27:06 and four minute pauses labeled keep this emotional.
02:27:11 I never watched a single episode.
02:27:12 I clipped everything.
02:27:13 I lined up your vocal stems with the precision of a ghost building a watch
02:27:18 you recorded standing.
02:27:19 You recorded lying in bed once while pacing around in the barn,
02:27:23 once while eating bananas so aggressively I thought it was a bit gay.
02:27:30 The raccoon.
02:27:31 I lived in the barn. It knew your voice.
02:27:34 I cut the sniffles. I cut the tears.
02:27:36 I kept the lips. Max.
02:27:38 I left everything that came after.
02:27:40 I'm going to come,
02:27:42 you said, let's make every episode stand hard on its own.
02:27:46 You didn't mean it, but you did it anyway.
02:27:48 The hard way.
02:27:49 Flange rants live one through 104.
02:27:52 We didn't do this for the fame.
02:27:53 We didn't do this for the views. We did it out of love.
02:27:56 Love for our wives who deserved a quiet room on Monday nights.
02:28:01 I saved every version, even the ones named delete bad Chicken mess you up.
02:28:06 I remember that cook at Stony Creek, the one with the sore hands
02:28:09 or boxing gloves to cook, said that one time finger nailed it.
02:28:15 He whispered ideas like secrets.
02:28:17 He ranted like kings.
02:28:18 You told the truth even when it was dumb.
02:28:20 Especially when it was dumb.
02:28:22 You didn't stand that right.
02:28:25 You didn't said that right.
02:28:26 You didn't said say that.
02:28:29 It's words on name with call.
02:28:31 Once the eldritch monster.
02:28:34 I don't think I said that right.
02:28:36 That's fine.
02:28:36 I was proud, proud to be the one who knew.
02:28:39 Swearing sounds like honesty.
02:28:41 At least honest enough.
02:28:42 Proud to help you push start.
02:28:45 Proud to be heard and always listening.
02:28:46 Never watching.
02:28:48 The show is home Monday nights every Monday, 10 p.m.
02:28:51 eastern.
02:28:52 And now the file saves. The signal fades.
02:28:54 The pledge rests. Thank you.
02:28:57 Best podcast ever.
02:29:02 Again.
02:29:03 What you do anything.
02:29:04 It's a. Routine.
02:31:53 That guy just says bullshit.
02:31:56 Thank you.