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00:00:04 The following is for entertainment purposes only.
00:00:07 Seriously?
00:00:08 It's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
00:00:10 These guys are not experts, doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly,
00:00:13 well adjusted.
00:00:14 Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm
00:00:16 or just plain nonsense.
00:00:18 Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
00:00:21 and kind of hilarious.
00:00:22 They are not responsible for emotional damage,
00:00:24 cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
00:00:27 to start a cult.
00:00:28 Viewer discretion is advised, especially
00:00:30 if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
00:00:33 This is a late show.
00:00:34 It's not for kids.
00:00:34 Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
00:00:38 Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
00:00:41 Flash Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
00:01:09 And. Rant.
00:01:48 No more.
00:01:49 Rant or ranting is a way of talking about something in a bad way.
00:01:53 In an angry mood.
00:01:54 Ranting usually happens when you're not happy about something
00:01:57 and you're angry about it.
00:01:59 Bad customer support experience,
00:02:02 feeling cheated, feeling neglected, hurt, ego, etc.
00:02:06 and when you're a host, there is a tendency among us to
00:02:10 just talk about it and let the energy go and even see
00:02:14 if maybe someone will cheer us in our rant or rant with us.
00:02:18 After all, misery loves company.
00:02:20 Right now it's time to stop.
00:02:22 I will not rant on this show again. Ever.
00:02:26 And you shouldn't rant on yours too.
00:02:28 Here's why I rant no more.
00:02:29 If you rant, you keep up and relive your negative energy.
00:02:33 Negative energy is very negative
00:02:36 and should be quickly exchanged for a positive one.
00:02:39 Whenever someone shouts at me or in any other way does something bad to me.
00:02:44 I try to shift and think about something good that recently happened to me,
00:02:48 and I actually try to sit with the guy and feel sorry for them.
00:02:53 Thinking about my wonderful life and how this incident doesn't matter.
00:02:58 The negative incident doesn't really matter.
00:03:01 When you rant, you relive the
00:03:03 incident and give it a bigger significance than it deserves.
00:03:07 Small incidents that make you angry really don't matter.
00:03:11 And when you compare them to happiness, your family, your love,
00:03:15 your life, they are insignificant.
00:03:19 Really, they don't matter when you put it out there, it's there forever.
00:03:23 Back in 2023, I wasn't quite happy
00:03:26 with how one of the teachings of Jesus worked and ranted about it.
00:03:30 It's been one of my most successful rants ever, but in a bad way.
00:03:34 It stirred a good discussion.
00:03:36 Check the comments.
00:03:37 There and started this show, but I don't really feel the way I felt then any more.
00:03:42 And I might have hurt folks at Giza in some way without real merit.
00:03:47 I shouldn't have ranted about that.
00:03:48 This is something that weighs heavily on me now,
00:03:52 with the guidance of my golden lap.
00:03:55 Instead of being critical, proactively focus on solutions.
00:03:59 Instead of ranting,
00:04:00 you should focus your energy on suggestions how to solve a problem.
00:04:04 You just saw.
00:04:05 Get rid of the bad energy and stimulate your brain cells
00:04:09 to come up with a solution to a problem and ask your community for advice.
00:04:14 Focus on the good and not on the bad.
00:04:16 Ranting is focusing on the bad and its bad.
00:04:20 If you really need to rant, write it, but don't share it.
00:04:23 If it's the only way for you to get rid of the negative energy.
00:04:28 Just write about it.
00:04:29 Save it somewhere in your computer and schedule it for deletion.
00:04:33 No, don't post it online and pass the negative energy on to others.
00:04:37 Don't be read it again.
00:04:39 Just write it.
00:04:40 Save it and delete without reading it again.
00:04:43 Be brave.
00:04:44 I will rant here.
00:04:45 No more.
00:04:46 There, I've said it.
00:04:47 On this show I'm introducing a strict front.
00:04:49 No more policy and will not rant about anything.
00:04:54 I will seek improvements and solutions, but
00:04:56 I will not focus on the bad nor describe it, nor explain it.
00:05:00 I will focus on the good.
00:05:02 We're here to make the world a better place.
00:05:05 Ranting makes us even more miserable.
00:05:08 We don't need that.
00:05:09 Do you tend to rant?
00:05:10 How do you deal with with these incidents that make you angry?
00:05:15 I'm asking for a friend or not?
00:05:18 What did he say?
00:05:24 His.
00:05:33 Language.
00:05:37 I see.
00:05:39 What?
00:05:40 I can't hear you.
00:05:42 Does your voice matter?
00:05:44 You sound like a robot.
00:05:58 No rant no more.
00:06:01 There have been no fuckups on this show.
00:06:07 Is it better?
00:06:09 All right then.
00:06:11 Yeah. That's better.
00:06:12 I can hear you.
00:06:12 Fine.
00:06:19 But now I can't.
00:06:19 I heard you say that one word, and then it went out.
00:06:22 No, I was just, resetting my levels here. Oh.
00:06:27 All right.
00:06:28 I thought I was, a potential fucktard sin in the background there, but,
00:06:31 I guess not.
00:06:36 What's the fucktard?
00:06:41 I don't know.
00:06:52 I don't know, you tell me.
00:06:53 You really hit people's nerves.
00:06:55 But I didn't do anything.
00:06:57 I tell you what.
00:06:57 I'm not going to do is show up unannounced at your door in the middle of the night.
00:07:02 Hey, Jerry.
00:07:04 Don't be like me. Like sonny on the causeway.
00:07:06 You know, it'll be the end of Barney and Jerry.
00:07:08 They'll just be, like, riddled with.
00:07:10 Yeah, it's a crazy.
00:07:12 Got to take it away as kind of a compliment.
00:07:14 People care.
00:07:15 That's true.
00:07:15 If they're not, you know, I don't know, I.
00:07:18 But does your.
00:07:18 Does it make your wife nervous to she hated or is it just she, like
00:07:22 get out of the game, man. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:07:25 Get out of the game. Really?
00:07:28 And what do you say when she says get out of the game?
00:07:31 Yes you do.
00:07:33 You're going to get out of the game. So.
00:07:34 No. Yeah. Last October.
00:07:37 Oh, I think.
00:07:40 Scoob.
00:07:41 Last October. Really? He thought of this.
00:07:44 Holy shit.
00:07:45 I got to hug my wings and hold on.
00:07:49 Last October, the son of a bitch did this.
00:07:52 He's like, I don't get it.
00:07:54 I thought, like, partially.
00:07:56 It's a joke.
00:07:56 Maybe. Maybe
00:08:00 I don't know.
00:08:01 Where is he? Is he showing up?
00:08:03 This is really the draw show.
00:08:04 This is really what we got.
00:08:06 Monologue. What's even the topic I saw?
00:08:08 I thought I saw megaliths two shoved in there.
00:08:12 The topic right now is fuckery because, you know,
00:08:16 he makes this proclamation about.
00:08:18 Let's fake quit the show
00:08:22 and it'll be this thing, but then we're not really going to quit the show.
00:08:25 And then last week, he has some kind of
00:08:29 fake.
00:08:32 Fake.
00:08:34 Oh, I fell asleep.
00:08:36 Or, you know, he just no showed.
00:08:37 He yelled f g.
00:08:40 Yeah, f a g got.
00:08:45 And so
00:08:47 just no shows and, you know, when you're, like, up north, like up,
00:08:51 not Brady up north, but far enough, you know,
00:08:56 you got to drive them.
00:08:59 It's 10:00.
00:09:00 You got to get in the car. You got to grab all your shit.
00:09:02 Grab some beers, grab your weed.
00:09:04 You got to drive to the nearest Wi-Fi location,
00:09:06 which isn't that far away, but it's still good.
00:09:08 Like, I don't know, five, seven minutes.
00:09:10 You convince your girlfriend to come with you.
00:09:13 You you bring, your, 2 or 1 dog.
00:09:19 And it really wasn't
00:09:20 hard to convince her to come with me because it was just kind of like.
00:09:23 Yeah, just like, let's just hang out. It's a nice night.
00:09:24 We'll just hang out, drank like you can take the dog for a walk.
00:09:27 Walk around, read a book.
00:09:29 She was like, hey, do I really have to?
00:09:30 I go, what, are you just going to stay here?
00:09:32 And it's like she goes, yeah.
00:09:33 And I'm like, I don't know, just come with me.
00:09:34 Fuck it.
00:09:35 I go, if it sucks, I'll drive you back and then I'll go.
00:09:37 I'll go back by myself. I don't give a shit.
00:09:39 Oh, you know, I'll lose reception for a little bit,
00:09:42 but I need to be on the Wi-Fi at this particular area. And
00:09:47 she was like, yeah, let's go.
00:09:49 So we both go.
00:09:51 And so that's like, you know how my situation works and I'm not married.
00:09:56 I don't know.
00:09:57 But then all of a sudden, you know, it's like just this no show situation
00:10:01 and it's like, okay, I guess we're not doing something fine.
00:10:05 No big deal. Memorial day, I just wish there was a little foresight.
00:10:08 So first time we ever missed a show.
00:10:10 I mean, we've never not missed a show before.
00:10:13 Like I don't understand.
00:10:17 Technically, my dog is making new.
00:10:19 We made up for it, though.
00:10:22 We, we we made up for it.
00:10:24 It was. We had a special Friday show.
00:10:26 Coincidentally, it was two years to the day
00:10:28 that we planned where they show last week.
00:10:30 He also bailed on, but I knew he was going to bail.
00:10:34 He said this whole let's do a fake farewell thing,
00:10:36 but I knew he didn't resolve it with his wife,
00:10:38 and the fake farewell thing was going to be real the whole time.
00:10:42 I don't know what would what is what is the what's the resolve?
00:10:46 Like, I try not to be like, I don't know, Scott.
00:10:49 Scott was laying in that motherfucker hard at a disc golf course.
00:10:52 A bit a bit too much, in my opinion, because, I mean, bottom
00:10:58 Gary's wife.
00:11:00 But we'll call her, Bob
00:11:04 black Sheep because she's the black sheep, obviously, of the podcast.
00:11:08 Yeah. Yoko, right?
00:11:09 She's she's a nice person.
00:11:11 She's genuinely a great person to be around.
00:11:15 She's friendly, she's funny.
00:11:17 She's she's typically happy.
00:11:18 You really don't see her to piss off too often.
00:11:21 And when she is, it's either kind of hilarious or she's pissed at Gary,
00:11:25 which is still kind of hilarious.
00:11:30 But there are some nuances, and we all have our issues.
00:11:33 We all have our things
00:11:34 that we're particular about, but there's just certain nuances in that.
00:11:38 I don't know, for some reason, it's just.
00:11:42 When Gary's got a thing, it's like, I don't want Gary to have a thing.
00:11:46 I don't know, she's got her things, I assume.
00:11:49 Like she does stuff. It's not like she's you guys.
00:11:51 She's has hobbies. She's outdoorsy.
00:11:55 My wife goes to book club. I don't know about books.
00:11:57 That sounds boring as fuck.
00:11:58 I don't know. She's outdoorsy.
00:12:00 She's got dogs.
00:12:01 Like, I want to drink wine on a Thursday.
00:12:03 People frown on that. So you go to book club instead?
00:12:06 If it's the whole religion thing, you know?
00:12:09 Hey, we're all sinners, you know?
00:12:10 We all need to learn or not learn.
00:12:12 I don't know, or there's no such thing as a sin.
00:12:15 That's to be mad about that.
00:12:17 I think it is the religious thing to even curb the fucking conversation.
00:12:22 I'm getting tired of trying to have him denying any any nuance.
00:12:26 Yeah, when I saw megaliths too, I'm like, okay, that could go in a got around,
00:12:29 but it doesn't have to.
00:12:30 We can just look at old shit and go, that's cool or that's crazy.
00:12:35 Was the megaliths two actually a thing like, I don't understand.
00:12:38 It was silly.
00:12:39 That was the Friday show, the second show ever.
00:12:42 Gary. Supposedly.
00:12:43 When was this Friday show?
00:12:45 I was up north, so I wasn't getting many text messages or I was up north.
00:12:48 Not according to Brady, but we, we only wake you up for the important shows.
00:12:53 That's my Seinfeld reference.
00:12:54 That's not being rude.
00:12:57 Anyway, it's important anyways.
00:12:59 So, yeah, the second show ever.
00:13:01 Gary claims he came to the show, but then I didn't started the clock
00:13:04 and I Pedley very petty.
00:13:06 Petty.
00:13:07 Lee had only I totally I was very petty
00:13:11 had only said I said fuck you basically, to paraphrase
00:13:14 the fuck you I'm leaving at 6:00 because it was like we were supposed to start.
00:13:17 He was apparently waiting in the car or in my backyard.
00:13:20 Both of them are very strange answers, but I believe them.
00:13:23 They're both weird to.
00:13:25 Yeah, very weird, but I believe it's weird, so I believe him.
00:13:28 He was here,
00:13:28 but we didn't start the show out of spite, and it just kind of stopped my feet
00:13:32 and pouted like a child and was like, fuck, we're not going to have the show.
00:13:34 But then we resolved it without even ever speaking about it until months later,
00:13:37 and we had a special Friday show.
00:13:39 So we almost missed our second show ever.
00:13:41 But we had a special Friday show.
00:13:42 Coincidentally, the same thing happened two years later,
00:13:46 so I thought, oh, that'd be great, we can have two on the second Friday show.
00:13:50 It'd be perfect.
00:13:52 But then, you
00:13:52 know, at 955 I said, well, he said he was in.
00:13:56 Where is he?
00:13:58 Yeah, I think he just wants us to start the show.
00:14:00 He still can't.
00:14:00 He's abiding by his wife's wishes
00:14:02 and I respect that because here's what he's going to tie in.
00:14:05 Here's the thing.
00:14:06 Since he's one of you here, when he agree with me, I.
00:14:10 I agree with Bonnie.
00:14:10 I'm a b whatever you call her.
00:14:12 But I, I agree with Yoko.
00:14:14 I'm on her side.
00:14:16 Why? Because I'm sick of it too.
00:14:18 Because I thought that we would have
00:14:19 a general discussion and steer and go over other things.
00:14:24 Either personal pet peeve or current events.
00:14:27 But every show what we do.
00:14:29 What? Yeah, that's what we do.
00:14:34 And I don't want to I
00:14:34 certainly don't want to be a this is a fucking Yoko and Jerry session.
00:14:38 That's I'm not doing that.
00:14:41 I appreciate Jerry, I wish he was here.
00:14:43 I have no intent.
00:14:44 C so I have a couple videos that he plays.
00:14:46 We can definitely play.
00:14:47 And one of the things
00:14:48 that I noticed that he said is he was hoping that he would bring some
00:14:52 information to the to the show,
00:14:55 like some, you know, like some not like people would learn from him.
00:14:58 So I think that was the mistake.
00:15:02 But so that people were going
00:15:04 to learn from him or not doing a good job, assuming that
00:15:08 any one of us has anything to give
00:15:11 except comedic entertainment.
00:15:14 I mean, I have my opinions.
00:15:17 Like, for
00:15:17 example, them people are not happy with Jordan Peterson.
00:15:21 And whether you agree with him or not, he's qualified.
00:15:24 So, you know, as a comparable why would anybody live?
00:15:28 And I'm not even picking on Gary specifically,
00:15:29 but why would anybody listen to anybody without any?
00:15:33 The show was kind of doomed to begin with unless it was something happened,
00:15:37 you know, something horrible would I don't any
00:15:39 all these shows that succeed, I don't want to be part of that success.
00:15:42 So I'm kind of glad I'm fine talking.
00:15:43 I'm fine enabling the show.
00:15:46 If you got things to say, let's hear it.
00:15:48 I can't wait for.
00:15:51 Yeah, that's very confused.
00:15:54 Well, see hear this.
00:15:55 To sum it up, Gary tricked us into having a fake farewell.
00:15:59 When all the time I knew and he knew that it was going to be a real farewell.
00:16:04 I think the comment other comments bring said I don't know, does he?
00:16:09 Is he dictating the show from afar? He wants us to read the comments.
00:16:12 Are there any comments?
00:16:13 That's what we're looking at. The comments.
00:16:15 Yeah we said bring said you should bring said thing.
00:16:17 I saw that Gary's just a chat.
00:16:20 He's just comments now
00:16:23 look, I'm not doing the show.
00:16:25 I'm on the show and all right.
00:16:29 Where's my lower third?
00:16:30 You go to the lower third
00:16:31 or no in the comments are there the lower third goes on.
00:16:34 Oh right. Right, right.
00:16:36 It's even though that's not in the way at all.
00:16:38 Like a,
00:16:40 I think there's a setting I can say move the whole thing and add more as possible.
00:16:44 Oh, yeah.
00:16:44 You're right.
00:16:45 They go with if there was a different framing, it would make sense.
00:16:47 Like if it was if I was full screen you would want to move it I would think.
00:16:50 But. They deleted all the,
00:16:56 tickers, all the banners that I had set up.
00:16:58 I had to put I have to put them back.
00:16:59 Oh, but the H on the end pronounced,
00:17:05 Speaking of
00:17:05 Tig, I haven't checked in on, where, the n word lady
00:17:08 or the guy who accused the N-word lady of saying the N-word.
00:17:12 Like I said, the accuser just kind of was creepily,
00:17:15 creepily filming, you know, when you're when when you have
00:17:18 when you have, charges against children in your past
00:17:22 and you're, like, filming at a playground, it just seems kind of weird.
00:17:25 But when you're also some weird lady saying,
00:17:27 dropping the n bomb at some children, it's also kind of weird.
00:17:31 But any update on any of those motherfuckers?
00:17:33 Have we have you looked at any of their stuff?
00:17:35 It's kind of like the, you know,
00:17:37 news cycle goes by and you don't even think about those assholes anymore.
00:17:40 You mean the Go-Fund-Me?
00:17:42 Yeah.
00:17:42 People know they had a million on that.
00:17:45 What's what's, What was their name?
00:17:47 Shiloh. Some.
00:17:48 We have news.
00:17:49 I can try and read the news. I was going to do that.
00:17:51 I wrote news now.
00:17:53 So we'll do Shiloh N-word.
00:17:59 For the fuck?
00:17:59 Shiloh Hendrick.
00:18:01 What a weird name. You got, like a rock star name.
00:18:02 Like she should have so been either addicted to or,
00:18:07 a rock star or addicted to something that made her day.
00:18:11 Shiloh. Hendrix.
00:18:12 My name is Shallow Hendrix.
00:18:15 Like a dude's name, actually.
00:18:20 Where'd you go?
00:18:21 You blacked out.
00:18:25 Now you're blacked out.
00:18:28 Hundreds of thousands. Worse.
00:18:30 Come on.
00:18:30 News. Oh!
00:18:35 Dude,
00:18:36 600 K two weeks ago.
00:18:38 Yeah. There's no news. No recent news of this is weird.
00:18:41 Two weeks ago was that it's the two week news cycle.
00:18:46 It's so fucking weird.
00:18:47 That's a long news cycle.
00:18:51 Oh, that's pretty long, isn't it?
00:18:52 Usually one week.
00:18:54 Less than a day.
00:18:56 You're less than a day.
00:19:01 So, in recent news,
00:19:05 Gary also wants to see the show without him to see
00:19:09 how much better it was with them.
00:19:10 Yeah, right.
00:19:11 Well, because when you don't like,
00:19:13 get anyone to prepare.
00:19:15 Prepare? Yeah, right.
00:19:16 You can just throw it at him like that. Yeah.
00:19:18 Awesome. Great.
00:19:19 Especially when you like text stuff to a group chat all fucking week.
00:19:22 As if you're going to do something with it.
00:19:26 Well, but then at the end was we weren't going to do it.
00:19:28 That's why I was late,
00:19:30 because I said the final word was no show.
00:19:32 Okay?
00:19:33 The final word was that no show, the final word several times a day
00:19:36 where I want to do it. Let's do it. Let's do right now.
00:19:39 Okay, well, blah blah blah.
00:19:41 My name is Gary. I'm a fuck face.
00:19:42 He can't do it.
00:19:44 He's been he's been told not to.
00:19:46 I've been told not to.
00:19:48 I've told not to do a lot of things.
00:19:50 Tell me how to live my life. Woman.
00:19:52 You're a bad influence.
00:19:53 You're that guy.
00:19:54 I mean, no, I'm not.
00:19:59 I don't understand, I don't get it.
00:20:01 Yeah, I don't either. Then this didn't work Saturday.
00:20:03 I got two weeks ago,
00:20:04 and I thought he was just that he left his job to, like, work less.
00:20:08 Now he's just working more hours closer, making less money makes no sense.
00:20:13 Yeah. What do I know?
00:20:14 I don't I don't judge, I do.
00:20:20 He's an asshole.
00:20:20 Have you seen his bald head?
00:20:22 He's got four eyes and a gray beard.
00:20:25 He walks around with a gray beard.
00:20:27 Well, who knows what.
00:20:30 So nothing wrong with that.
00:20:34 He's no longer the face of the franchise.
00:20:36 What's going on here? Let's.
00:20:38 Let's read the news. Ready?
00:20:41 No. A local news in Royal Oak.
00:20:43 The City Council has approved a plan to transform parking areas
00:20:46 into green spaces along Rochester Road.
00:20:50 Rochester Road. I said like one of the busy.
00:20:52 I've got some green spaces right here.
00:20:54 The initiative aims to replace asphalt with grass, trees and plants.
00:20:58 Local businesses initially expressed concerns about reduced parking,
00:21:02 but the council assured them
00:21:04 that the new green spaces would attract more foot traffic.
00:21:07 Whereas unrelated and unrelated news right residents are reportedly
00:21:11 investing heavily in comfortable walking shoes and portable fans.
00:21:16 And in Michigan news, Michigan celebrated it as a historic moment.
00:21:20 I'm going to start that over a little a little.
00:21:23 Michigan's celebrated a historic moment as the state's first ever
00:21:27 girls flag football league held its championship at Ford Field.
00:21:32 The event marked a significant step forward for women's sports in the state.
00:21:36 Spectators were thrilled, and organizers hope this will pave the way
00:21:39 for more opportunities for female athletes.
00:21:42 Meanwhile, local tackle football teams are reportedly
00:21:45 considering switching to flag football to avoid injuries and laundry bills.
00:21:49 And finally, in Boulder, Colorado, a man attacked participants
00:21:52 of a solidarity walk with a makeshift flamethrower, injuring nine people.
00:21:57 The FBI is investigating the incident as a targeted terror attack.
00:22:00 The suspect, who was also injured, is facing federal hate crime charges.
00:22:04 In response,
00:22:05 local authorities are considering new safety measures for public events,
00:22:09 including flamethrower detection systems.
00:22:13 How do you detect a flamethrower?
00:22:15 I think you need marshmallows.
00:22:18 Use like a heat.
00:22:20 You like a heat gun.
00:22:21 Temperature sensing gun.
00:22:23 I've got one of those I don't.
00:22:24 I think once, once the flamethrower has been initiated.
00:22:27 I don't think you need a detection system.
00:22:29 I think it's your fire. Skinner! Give it up.
00:22:32 Is there fire? There it is. Go get it.
00:22:35 Have you seen fire?
00:22:36 And I think it was okay for us to make fun of that.
00:22:38 Because nobody died right then. Injuring nine people.
00:22:40 So it's okay. Where was this?
00:22:43 Boulder, Colorado.
00:22:44 Boulder, Colorado.
00:22:46 It's all over the news. Talk about news cycle.
00:22:48 I haven't I've been out of the loop.
00:22:50 I've been out of the loop. I've been up in Tim Buck fuck, too.
00:22:53 But apparently you don't consider that up north.
00:22:55 Tim Buck fucked, you know?
00:22:57 Yeah.
00:23:00 Yeah. So I kind of.
00:23:00 Yeah, I kind of,
00:23:03 we didn't get Q last week because Gary didn't get the Q last week because
00:23:06 Gary sucks at, you know, doing his job, which is why he's not here anymore.
00:23:10 We had to boot him out.
00:23:12 I asked him what his favorite topic was, and I said, and I and he said, cancer.
00:23:17 And so and we had briefly mentioned Joe Biden for a second,
00:23:20 and there's that whole story about Joe Biden and the cancer,
00:23:22 and then also the whole fact that, like Hunter Biden was calling shots
00:23:25 in the white House, supposedly.
00:23:27 Do you do you believe that's how that I know there was some kind of consensus?
00:23:32 There's no way that Joe Biden was. But.
00:23:36 Right, I don't think I don't think Hunter Biden had the clout.
00:23:38 Like if nobody would, no one would listen. Yeah, right.
00:23:40 I don't know.
00:23:40 But if he's the if the dude is his son and he's got at least
00:23:44 I don't know, my, my dad told me, my dad said this.
00:23:47 Right? Dad.
00:23:48 Oh, yeah. I don't know who knows.
00:23:51 Oh, there was that whole story which I haven't heard anything about.
00:23:55 But it just like it went swept under the rug.
00:23:57 But,
00:23:58 that would explain why there was cocaine found in the white House,
00:24:01 and then it just all of a sudden disappeared.
00:24:02 Maybe Hunter was hanging out and doing, you know,
00:24:07 helping people. Helping.
00:24:09 I don't doubt themselves.
00:24:11 This is crazy, right?
00:24:15 Out of some white House, you're drug tested.
00:24:18 Some of the,
00:24:19 right wing did, like, just bunch of people give me, like, the most,
00:24:23 like, 800 employees that work at the white House.
00:24:27 So it's not like it's a home.
00:24:29 Like if you find coke, it's not like it was the family.
00:24:32 I don't, I mean, I, I just don't how you get in the door with that shit.
00:24:36 Yeah.
00:24:36 So I well, 1800 employees, I mean, I'm sure shit gets pretty lax a days ago.
00:24:41 Like I walk into my security. They are bomb dogs.
00:24:44 Only they don't poison dogs. Yeah.
00:24:46 I'd like to bring in a poison substance.
00:24:49 Security word, people.
00:24:50 That army is very lax. A days ago.
00:24:52 We just basically get rid of things and blow dart.
00:24:55 If you can sneak in cocaine, you could sneak in a poison blow dart.
00:24:58 Well, there was story.
00:24:59 There were stories that somebody, bamboo somebody impersonated with a mask.
00:25:05 One of the white House.
00:25:07 I don't know if it was the
00:25:08 press secretary or something like I looked at it.
00:25:12 Just saying.
00:25:13 If it's that easy to do that.
00:25:14 But I don't know if, like, if you're highly more credentialed,
00:25:17 do you have a separate entrance?
00:25:18 All I know is when I go to the airport, the pilots take the same fucking entrance.
00:25:24 Everybody else takes.
00:25:26 Like they have a separate one because they're, like, special.
00:25:31 You would assume all that stuff would be weeded out, right?
00:25:33 Because they're like, they want to prevent the worst thing from happening.
00:25:36 Know I get cocaine.
00:25:37 Is that the worst thing about when it comes to a substance
00:25:40 that can be sniffed out by dogs,
00:25:44 that is typically unless again, unless they're just bam!
00:25:47 But then. Then what? Okay, if it's not a bomb, what?
00:25:49 What could you sneak in there if you can get cocaine in there?
00:25:52 What? The dog doing what? The dog.
00:25:54 Well, they all doing. Whoops.
00:25:57 I haven't repeated that in a long time.
00:25:59 We'll hear it just for you.
00:26:00 But I could see the thing into the white House.
00:26:02 It probably would be cocaine. Maybe. Maybe acid.
00:26:05 Federal authorities probe effort
00:26:08 to impersonate white House chief of staff.
00:26:11 So somebody.
00:26:13 That woman. Wait. Wait.
00:26:14 I take that back.
00:26:15 It wasn't physical.
00:26:16 I remember the frumpy woman.
00:26:18 Yeah, yeah, somebody impersonated her through the through. I.
00:26:22 And then see a lot of women that look like that.
00:26:25 I'd read the rest of the story, but Wall Street
00:26:27 Journal wants me to subscribe, and I don't have time for that.
00:26:30 05863 rounds.
00:26:32 Three call in.
00:26:34 Anybody called in, we have any calls?
00:26:36 I don't know, I don't even have that computer turned on. I was on the road.
00:26:41 I didn't think we were having a show.
00:26:45 I wasn't aware.
00:26:47 Give me that much.
00:26:48 I love
00:26:50 nobody texting me.
00:26:53 There's a group text you're a part of.
00:26:55 There's only two other two people on it.
00:26:56 If you're not reading that. That's not my.
00:26:58 I was waiting for that text.
00:27:00 All I got was a text about a body mind dualism.
00:27:05 Yeah, we can play a Gary video.
00:27:08 I'm sure there's some Gary videos here.
00:27:11 I've got I've got content that's like I've got last
00:27:14 week's content in this week's content.
00:27:15 Yeah. Double sure. That's what he said. Double big.
00:27:18 Are you able to get the computer started or are we just done.
00:27:22 Oh no. It's still voice mail. It's it's open.
00:27:24 I'm not I'm not ready to play it, but it's
00:27:27 going.
00:27:27 It's not like the other videos I can 30s fucking advertisements.
00:27:32 Done.
00:27:34 I got a plug in for that.
00:27:37 Yeah.
00:27:38 You can put put a pie hole right on your network.
00:27:40 It'll block everything on every device all the time.
00:27:42 It's also the most popular in the news was the, whole,
00:27:46 no tax on tips type thing.
00:27:50 Yeah, that's great for YouTubers, right?
00:27:52 Because all their revenue is technically like, super chat tips.
00:27:56 Yeah, but am am I just supposed to
00:27:58 then, like, I was just supposed to tip less then, right?
00:28:02 Like they're going to ask for less tips.
00:28:03 Expect less tips, right?
00:28:04 Oh, see, in other news, if the businesses were smart and people were smart,
00:28:09 all wages now have been removed and everybody gets paid with tips.
00:28:12 Yeah, right. Right.
00:28:14 I don't know how that doesn't happen.
00:28:16 The thing that's on strippers like they assume they consider them tips.
00:28:21 I thought they were called tits.
00:28:23 Whatever.
00:28:24 Sometimes they're sometimes they're fake.
00:28:26 And I don't consider those tits.
00:28:28 Me either.
00:28:29 Dude, I'd rather they ruin a perfectly good floppy set of kids with.
00:28:33 No, I'd rather have a, chick with barely some tits any day.
00:28:37 I was just shoving some rocks in there.
00:28:41 Just looks like a big, bloated just.
00:28:43 It just, I don't know, like a, like, What are the lizard?
00:28:46 It looks like one of them fucking lizards.
00:28:48 It's just not natural.
00:28:49 It's just, you know, it's funny.
00:28:52 Even the nice natural ones.
00:28:53 Then you got this big scar somewhere, either around the nipple
00:28:56 or under the like.
00:28:57 Oh, I'm just supposed to not look at that or you're covered up with makeup?
00:29:02 Yeah.
00:29:02 One time, my buddy.
00:29:03 You know what? I will, and I will.
00:29:06 One time when I went to, the traffic light
00:29:08 in Mount Clemens at, like, the afternoon, we just decided, fuck it.
00:29:12 That's still around. Or a long time ago, it was this.
00:29:14 This was, like, probably 15, 20 years ago, I don't know.
00:29:18 Yeah, I know, but, it was literally like C-section hour or.
00:29:22 And they all like, we're here and.
00:29:25 Yeah, but so the day shift, they these three visible scars
00:29:29 that like almost all of them and it was the worst fucking it was hilarious.
00:29:33 Suck up or
00:29:36 it's where you can find your wife on the day shift strip,
00:29:39 which I don't understand
00:29:40 if you're trying to get people in
00:29:41 an oddball hour, why don't you put the hot ones there?
00:29:43 You would put the you would put the shitty,
00:29:45 you know, the hours, and everyone's trying to get out.
00:29:48 I don't know how they can be a
00:29:50 it can be attractive for a short period of time.
00:29:52 I'm pretty sure the hot ones, are selective about their time slots.
00:29:58 Time slots?
00:29:59 Time slots.
00:30:02 Take one.
00:30:03 Oh. Gary's here. Awesome. One.
00:30:06 Now, with all this sweet, I usually spend not writing a monologue.
00:30:12 It's been very healthy brief for me.
00:30:14 I've been not spending that time
00:30:17 not writing my memoirs.
00:30:21 So the sabbatical from the show, and,
00:30:24 I've I've done even more recording for the show
00:30:28 ever since I quit the show, so that's fantastic.
00:30:32 As above, so below.
00:30:40 Little short clips.
00:30:41 There apparently isn't that much there.
00:30:46 I had some Memorial Day stuff,
00:30:47 but we're going to skip all that.
00:30:50 Wait, that wasn't number one.
00:30:53 I first I thought that was I, Gary.
00:30:55 Number two, that that was then live Gary that was not live Gary.
00:30:59 No, I thought he tuned in here.
00:31:02 What a dick face. You're getting ready for this.
00:31:04 Hey, it's your old pal Fletch here.
00:31:07 I was just sitting here getting ready for the show,
00:31:10 and I'll share what the dog that I have.
00:31:13 That would be a pussy fagot.
00:31:16 Third year of fladge cast.
00:31:19 There's no third year.
00:31:20 There's no three. And quite frankly, I don't know.
00:31:22 I think it it works that way.
00:31:23 I take care as above. So below.
00:31:26 What a fucker.
00:31:26 Look, I like I said look,
00:31:27 he made that whole thing back behind him like like a month ago.
00:31:33 He got a fucking neon sign.
00:31:34 Neon sign?
00:31:37 What am I gonna do with this merch?
00:31:39 You got to have money on this merch.
00:31:41 He come up with money on this merch.
00:31:43 He wants to do it, but
00:31:47 I'm out of money on this merch.
00:31:50 I think you got your money's worth out of that merch.
00:31:52 I know I actually didn't pay for it.
00:31:56 I was almost going to buy more merch.
00:31:59 Yeah, please buy merch.
00:32:00 It's at, Flag ranch.com/discount. There we go.
00:32:03 Flash sale.
00:32:05 Flash sale.
00:32:08 There's no reason not to.
00:32:09 This show's not going to end. That's crazy.
00:32:11 We got overstock.
00:32:13 Everybody I talked to about it in my personal trusted circle,
00:32:16 related or not, said the same thing.
00:32:18 They're like,
00:32:18 well, can't you just keep doing the show with somebody else and everybody?
00:32:22 Because then nobody knows you. Nobody knows flag.
00:32:24 Nobody knows. Gary. Let me know what's up.
00:32:26 Yeah, nobody that loves me has ever seen the show,
00:32:28 which is probably never even listens.
00:32:30 Yeah.
00:32:30 That's why that's that's why I haven't been given an ultimatum.
00:32:33 Because they don't watch the show.
00:32:35 Most of them don't even know about the show.
00:32:37 Because I don't have to self-promote.
00:32:40 But one of the greatest things I heard
00:32:42 was I think it was my daughter said, do you think Gary's just an asshole?
00:32:46 He's like a big super celebrity star now.
00:32:48 So much so that she can't even stand him.
00:32:51 Do you think that's all that talk of the walk at home?
00:32:54 No, I like yeah. He's just. Is that. Yeah.
00:32:56 I know you're listening. Watching never.
00:32:59 If I were to repeat what Scott said
00:33:02 at the disc golf course, it would be more of the reverse mentality.
00:33:05 Supposedly from Scott's opinion.
00:33:07 Not my opinion.
00:33:08 No, no, I haven't really been around it on the show.
00:33:12 Send him the link one I really haven't been around Bonnie and Gary
00:33:15 together or really much in years, just due to
00:33:19 Gary moving in and
00:33:20 then me moving and I don't know, just life.
00:33:24 Well, plus, you're never invited.
00:33:26 No, no assholes.
00:33:27 Just slowly.
00:33:28 Yeah, they slowly stuff disc golfing and I, like, move
00:33:31 next to the disc golf course and know, like, no, nobody wants to disc golf.
00:33:35 Okay, I'll just move far away from the disc golf course. Now.
00:33:40 I'm really close to another disc golf course.
00:33:42 There's a disc golf course every everywhere.
00:33:43 If you if it's quite an interesting disc and hit a disc
00:33:46 golf course, you're saying.
00:33:52 You're.
00:33:54 I think that's an old saying.
00:33:57 All right, let's see what else he has to say.
00:33:59 Unless you guys. Oh, he's got more.
00:34:01 Oh, there's some weird costume change.
00:34:05 Number three, take one.
00:34:08 Now these thoughts are mine and mine alone with anyone else,
00:34:14 I have control, I have controversial ideas,
00:34:18 and the audio gets fucked up on some of them because of his internet.
00:34:22 Not be.
00:34:24 We reflect the thoughts and ideas of anyone related to me in any way.
00:34:28 You got the internet.
00:34:30 I'm not sure why I should ever have to say that.
00:34:32 He did his part of every disclaimer ever for the show.
00:34:36 He got the internet for the show that, there is a solution.
00:34:39 So I got to say so he's saying that his his opinion can differ from his wife's,
00:34:44 and his wife shouldn't have to carry the burden of his opinion or reverse.
00:34:48 And I agree with that. But
00:34:51 from what I understand and clearly, Gary, you understand more than me
00:34:53 because you're closer to the situation.
00:34:55 It's more of the witnessing an anti-God,
00:34:59 evangelistic side of it that doesn't does that?
00:35:02 Is that what is that what it is like?
00:35:05 No, I honestly think you know what very easy.
00:35:08 She's she is right.
00:35:09 You are right that she is right.
00:35:11 This man is so obsessed
00:35:14 that he can't not talk about that.
00:35:20 He could just say, okay, I won't ever.
00:35:22 But he can't do that.
00:35:23 I used to feel the same way ten years ago.
00:35:26 It was like government conspiracy, you know, governments out to get you
00:35:29 know, this has been. Gary, this is Gary.
00:35:32 I'm just saying though, so I can have I'm empathetic to that.
00:35:36 I just think like, it's like, why don't you see
00:35:39 everyone else has to see what I see?
00:35:40 Because, you know, everything boils down to that.
00:35:42 My only purpose now is to make sure you see it, too.
00:35:45 That's all he's got.
00:35:46 But see, I went through my whole life thinking that pointing out danger
00:35:49 or pointing out there was something wrong, whether it's with religion
00:35:51 or the government or your partner or whatever.
00:35:53 I always thought I was benefiting the world by sharing like,
00:35:56 hey, here's a problem, let's look at it, let's figure out how to solve it.
00:35:59 But now, after serious, serious reflection and even some mental health
00:36:05 consulting over the last two weeks, apparently
00:36:07 having a rant show because I was like, that's like therapy.
00:36:09 So I actually talked to a therapist.
00:36:12 Sharing a rant is
00:36:14 just spreading negativity like somebody who had no idea that you had bad traffic.
00:36:17 For example, if you go home
00:36:19 and have traffic fucking sucked, all you're doing is spreading negativity.
00:36:23 So I'm having a hard time, a personal epiphany with that.
00:36:25 I don't want to be part of a show that just spreads negativity.
00:36:29 I understand that comedy of interpreting.
00:36:32 Yeah.
00:36:32 No it's not.
00:36:33 Yeah, it's it's the and the comedic value.
00:36:36 And not to like put more of a rift on it.
00:36:38 I didn't didn't even think of it until
00:36:41 Yoko brought it up.
00:36:45 So thank you.
00:36:47 It'll be okay.
00:36:48 Yes. See, I so he says one trick pony.
00:36:51 And so when we were sitting on my porch
00:36:53 toasting Stefan one day and I said, hey, I'm trying to have a podcast
00:36:56 and nobody has the balls, the guts, or at least the energy to do it.
00:37:01 He's like, I'll do it.
00:37:01 I'll rant about anything.
00:37:02 And I said, challenge accepted.
00:37:05 But I think rant about anything has become rant about only thing.
00:37:13 I'd rather hear a rant about
00:37:14 all these things, you know, like, yes, that'd be great, I do this.
00:37:18 Do you know that between if you're an only fan supporter, all this age
00:37:21 verification is ruining an eye is just ruining the industry?
00:37:25 Are those tips? No tits.
00:37:28 There was a guy that was going around that shit anyway
00:37:30 because they're just like, oh, you get, the credits.
00:37:33 There's like the whole credit system with some of them weird ass,
00:37:37 chat sites, or so I've heard.
00:37:38 What do you mean, a credit system?
00:37:39 I've never paid for porn. Or.
00:37:42 Me neither.
00:37:42 But there's, like,
00:37:43 I don't know,
00:37:44 you can just watch it for free, or there's, like, people that, like, want,
00:37:47 I don't know, their comment read or they want to just throw them.
00:37:50 I don't know, you can
00:37:52 you can watch the shit for free.
00:37:54 Go on. Just like other people pay for it.
00:37:56 And because they are like losers
00:37:58 and sitting at home and have a bunch of money apparently.
00:37:59 And I would one go about doing this,
00:38:03 I think they're particular site lurker porn lurker.com.
00:38:07 Is that like if I know I don't know fucking fine.
00:38:09 Okay. That's another one.
00:38:11 Yeah.
00:38:12 Well, all I know is, fucking.
00:38:16 Are you pulling something up or.
00:38:17 No, I'm pulling something down.
00:38:20 Oh. Oh oh.
00:38:24 So we could change the branding instead of large rants.
00:38:27 We could change it to what's in your rants.
00:38:29 No, it's too much to rebrand. It's.
00:38:32 It's mostly that, man.
00:38:33 Yeah, yeah, we'd have to change so much, so flat.
00:38:36 It's whatever the fuck is ranting as I've used as you've always put it right.
00:38:41 Your flag was always flag.
00:38:43 It wasn't.
00:38:44 Dear Brady, I was like, no, no, I'm flag.
00:38:46 Yeah.
00:38:47 Whoever's ranting his flag, that's what you used to say, right?
00:38:49 They're not correct. My incorrect.
00:38:52 So what I used to say back in the olden days.
00:38:55 Where's this page there is for a show that you don't like?
00:38:59 What I do is I don't watch it, and then it doesn't even.
00:39:02 Exactly.
00:39:04 Now, wait, so you're talking to your wife or.
00:39:06 I was going to do this.
00:39:06 Thank you.
00:39:07 He's talking to his wife through the show.
00:39:09 Holy shit. Right. I'm sorry.
00:39:12 This is we.
00:39:13 We can't use this as content either. This is not cool.
00:39:15 Every step in this is not for me.
00:39:17 I'd love to have that.
00:39:20 Something that we also need to say is I don't do the audio.
00:39:23 I don't do the sound drives on the show.
00:39:26 Just so you know, because know some
00:39:27 I know some people might think that that's me doing the sound drops.
00:39:32 Why are you gay?
00:39:34 It's not.
00:39:35 I did two great.
00:39:39 Seasons.
00:39:40 This is, this is this is.
00:39:42 They're not here
00:39:43 and now they're the subject of topics with video and audio, I know.
00:39:47 Yeah, they made this of them.
00:39:48 Hey, this is weird.
00:39:50 I'm not sure I would have to say straw is part of every disclaimer ever.
00:39:55 So I do think that,
00:39:58 there is a solution for a show that you don't like.
00:40:02 What I do is I don't watch it, and then it doesn't even exist.
00:40:07 But it does exist to, believer and the heathen message
00:40:13 is too much weight on the world.
00:40:16 I can't not talk about it.
00:40:19 Women are ruled by emotions.
00:40:22 That's true.
00:40:22 And, that's not to say that I took my slaves to them just today.
00:40:27 My wife said that pisses me off.
00:40:30 And I said, why do you bring up your emotions?
00:40:32 She's like, I'm not.
00:40:34 I'm like, pissed off is an emotion.
00:40:38 And the conversation ended.
00:40:40 We pissed off and then pissed on,
00:40:44 pissed and pissed off.
00:40:45 I love the segue. I have clips,
00:40:49 I know you have clips.
00:40:49 His whole his work family made
00:40:52 that whole poster behind him and he made a whole space for it.
00:40:56 What's he going to do in that couch?
00:40:57 Just sit by himself now, stare at you, watch it, watch TV
00:41:01 from his fucking shitty little whatever he has holding up his phone very easily.
00:41:05 Just have like a log and a piece of wood holding it up.
00:41:08 This will have that.
00:41:09 He absolutely wants to be on the show, but he thinks he's circumventing
00:41:12 by being on clips and on chat.
00:41:14 He's not here.
00:41:15 Nope, he's not here.
00:41:16 It literally says, I'm here. You're not here.
00:41:18 Where are you? I don't see you.
00:41:21 I see him speak up.
00:41:25 Speak. They don't have logic and reason.
00:41:27 No, no. But the pistol. Wait.
00:41:30 Oh, yeah.
00:41:30 I remember where that pissed off pissed on this fucker.
00:41:35 Oh, with the dog doing.
00:41:47 It's better without sound.
00:42:00 What the dog doing?
00:42:02 What is the dog doing?
00:42:04 At first I thought it's like a spirograph.
00:42:06 You know.
00:42:08 Oh, you know what? I know what he's doing.
00:42:10 He's spelling out the.
00:42:11 He's spelling out help.
00:42:15 That's a cool design.
00:42:17 Oh, no way.
00:42:18 He spelled out.
00:42:19 And I would like that should be like.
00:42:21 Oh, he spelled, he spelled it.
00:42:23 Oh, you know. Right.
00:42:24 Because he's calling the.
00:42:28 I believe a dog is just summoned me.
00:42:32 The dog has.
00:42:35 Wow home you dog.
00:42:37 Only in the back.
00:42:38 What are you taking a shit?
00:42:40 And. Yeah, it's a little staticky.
00:42:42 There's at me.
00:42:43 No, that's not my not sounding great.
00:42:46 You sound. You say I'm fine. You're very audible.
00:42:48 You're clear. It's just. There's a slight bit of static.
00:42:50 You're a bit, there's not much bottom to the audio quality,
00:42:54 and then it just sounds kind of echoey, like you're taking a shit.
00:42:57 Maybe it's hooked up.
00:42:59 Oh. Hold on. I'm gonna fix this.
00:43:01 Don't worry.
00:43:05 Kid always has audio issues.
00:43:07 Jesus Christ.
00:43:10 Should I also see I don't
00:43:12 I feel stupid now being the only one like, no, now I want to do this.
00:43:16 They will do this. My does my audio.
00:43:18 So this is weird.
00:43:19 Why would we have a podcast like this where none of us are?
00:43:27 You made him leave.
00:43:29 I know Gary too.
00:43:31 Is that better?
00:43:32 Yeah, that's exactly right. You're right.
00:43:34 My face is on the fucking avatar.
00:43:36 That doesn't it? Yeah.
00:43:39 So the reason why I'm.
00:43:41 The reason why I'm disguising my face.
00:43:43 Because I don't want to spend four hours smoking marijuana.
00:43:45 Because
00:43:47 years of 15 years just randomly asked to be asked everyone to be drug tested.
00:43:53 Oh, release.
00:43:54 Why? Yeah. So I have no evidence.
00:43:56 Suspect they saw the show, but I think maybe why were they
00:44:00 better saying I mean,
00:44:02 well, I mean, it's just a warning.
00:44:03 So Gary lost his job because of the show, and then he lost his wife
00:44:07 because of the show.
00:44:07 And now I may have to be drug tested.
00:44:09 That's so that's three.
00:44:11 The universe just warned me three times, so I'm listening.
00:44:14 He lost his wife because of the show.
00:44:15 Did I miss some, yeah.
00:44:18 Yeah.
00:44:19 You didn't hear? No.
00:44:20 I don't know if you would.
00:44:23 Yeah. He lost his wife.
00:44:24 He gained a dictator. So here, I'll summarize it.
00:44:27 No matter what, it's a lose lose because if he abides by his wishes,
00:44:31 his wife's ultimatum, which for my understanding is the show or her
00:44:35 that's going to build up such a resentment in the long run
00:44:38 that it's it's kind of, you know, I she put that out there.
00:44:41 It's like, well, well, like, why should that be?
00:44:45 But if you ask her, she'll say, no.
00:44:46 He put it out there by doing the show like I would.
00:44:48 I would then go, okay, if he's going to kowtow to that which you know,
00:44:52 and respect to that, but at the same time it's not really necessary.
00:44:57 But if you're going to play that game, then I would just go, okay,
00:45:00 well then I'm going to I'm going to take something that you really like
00:45:03 that I maybe don't really like that you do
00:45:06 or that you probably shouldn't be doing, and you don't get to do that either.
00:45:10 Yeah, but
00:45:11 it doesn't mean marriages two
00:45:13 negatives in, you know, it's well, then you can explain everything.
00:45:16 You explain. You can't ask him to stop that.
00:45:19 And that's you.
00:45:20 There's no you can't do that.
00:45:22 You can't. You can. Well you can.
00:45:25 The woman doesn't have to be a reason
00:45:26 to never bring up a valid reason on why was it.
00:45:30 I don't think it's all it's none of our business.
00:45:33 It isn't.
00:45:34 But but if the information's out there to know.
00:45:37 That being said, I would still like.
00:45:38 If it's to be had. Yes, the information is to be had.
00:45:41 I would like to have it just out of curiosity,
00:45:44 I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
00:45:47 Forthright.
00:45:48 Great.
00:45:48 If they don't, no problem, I don't care.
00:45:51 Yeah, I still, I think my understanding it's the religious aspect, it's
00:45:54 not any type of time away or I think also
00:45:58 like I, I'm not making this up the, the
00:46:01 she read the topics that I find because I believe religious.
00:46:04 Neither Gary or I will just definitively quit
00:46:07 because we don't want to be the one that quits this thing.
00:46:10 So I saw it.
00:46:11 I saw it in the text when I finally said, okay, I literally size whole body
00:46:16 in text and letters go,
00:46:18 with such relief.
00:46:20 So I think he's been, he's been looking for an out before he even got to you.
00:46:23 And if I'm wrong, come on. The Sean.
00:46:24 Correct me.
00:46:25 15863 rants. Three.
00:46:28 The link is on the show.
00:46:32 Wow. He says to ask anything.
00:46:33 I'm an open book.
00:46:35 Bullshit. You're a crypto seal.
00:46:37 Why aren't you on the show?
00:46:38 Which is fine, but to say I'm an open book. You.
00:46:42 That's a virtue that you carry, that I don't agree with.
00:46:46 I don't think if you're straight, maybe you always give a straight answer so much.
00:46:49 And I'm a cynical prick that I don't see it.
00:46:51 And I just assume you're being a sarcastic asshole.
00:46:54 But that's what gives a good answer, Gary?
00:46:58 Yeah, he just said, ask me anything.
00:46:59 I'm an open book, and I say I disagree wholeheartedly.
00:47:03 He's a cryptic riddle.
00:47:06 I think there's, you know,
00:47:08 if there's something going on and there's something going
00:47:10 on, but I've, I've had a theory going on now for Comic Relief now that there's
00:47:13 just something in the air that's causing something along those lines.
00:47:17 Exactly.
00:47:18 You know, hold on.
00:47:19 Oh, right. It started with. Oh, no. Right.
00:47:22 Girlfriend broke up about a month before that.
00:47:24 My best friend and his girlfriend.
00:47:27 Give me a moment.
00:47:27 Carla, you started the rift.
00:47:30 I well know my my best friend started the rift.
00:47:33 But then I got hit with the rift.
00:47:35 And then somebody else that I know got hit with the rift.
00:47:37 And now if there's.
00:47:38 There's trouble in Paradise with Gary, I think.
00:47:40 I think it's just magnifying.
00:47:42 I think this is the year of, like, resets for everybody.
00:47:45 Go ahead caller, you're on.
00:47:49 You're on.
00:47:51 If it's working, is it working?
00:47:53 I don't hear shit.
00:47:56 But maybe that's maybe that's maybe that's a maybe that's a good thing.
00:47:59 The caller is giving us the cold shoulder I don't know
00:48:04 I can yeah I can see it right.
00:48:07 He just he's on the show now.
00:48:13 I don't know.
00:48:16 We have tons of comments.
00:48:18 He'd suck do.
00:48:21 Oh come on, I just got here.
00:48:26 Kids are not welcome on these premises.
00:48:31 I don't like kids.
00:48:32 They suck.
00:48:34 Gary's not welcome on these premises.
00:48:36 His kid is.
00:48:38 Yeah.
00:48:38 There's a new, new, new boss in town, Gary.
00:48:43 So new year. New year.
00:48:44 I think I answered that.
00:48:48 Caller but no, no, I can't hear shit.
00:48:52 What a.
00:48:52 That's all right.
00:48:55 Well, you work through those kinks.
00:48:58 It's open.
00:48:59 Running.
00:49:02 It's actually not a chicken attack.
00:49:04 You that that now is the power.
00:49:06 Oh, it's actually a dog attack against,
00:49:10 several coyotes.
00:49:13 Son of a bitch.
00:49:16 Really stressful moments caught on camera.
00:49:18 That's a stray dog fighting back
00:49:20 when a pack of coyotes surrounds and attacks that dog.
00:49:24 A KTLA viewer security camera capturing the dog as he struggle to protect himself.
00:49:29 Yeah.
00:49:29 Tonight we're learning more about that brave dog who was able to get away,
00:49:33 is now being cared for at a local shelter.
00:49:37 Rachel Martin live in Breda with more on this brave this to be outside.
00:49:42 This is the garage right in front of where it happened.
00:49:44 I hate these stupid unsafe shots that are unnecessary to
00:49:47 some aggressive happened several days ago.
00:49:50 Remember it is Bree
00:49:51 and she has to like drive to the location just to film outside
00:49:54 of where it happened.
00:49:55 Looking for food for what?
00:49:57 Says in trash rabbits, small cats and dogs too.
00:50:01 Right behind me is where it happened.
00:50:04 That's the garage down the driveway here.
00:50:07 Year old German Shepherd lab mix that's getting a lot of attention online.
00:50:12 The group surrounds the stray dog, several lunge at the popping color
00:50:17 dissolved for all of 45 minutes.
00:50:20 All the while, the lab is able to retreat.
00:50:22 At times, he appears submissive and calmly fends off the wild animals.
00:50:26 He's just like working them. He's just like Melissa.
00:50:28 Kinski captured the amazing encounter on her ring camera outside of her bray,
00:50:32 a home in Orange County, and it's almost as if she knew how
00:50:37 to protect himself and fight them off, and kind of back himself into a corner
00:50:41 against that little area there where the dogs were kind of facing him.
00:50:46 And one would kept going around, but he was able to fight them all off.
00:50:50 Unbelievably, the dog.
00:50:53 Yeah. Wow. It's all over.
00:50:55 The champion has beaten off the challenger.
00:51:01 Nice.
00:51:02 Very profound.
00:51:04 You know, I just I almost like it's.
00:51:08 It's my beer, not my collar.
00:51:10 Try again.
00:51:11 It's work has beaten off the challenger.
00:51:14 At least for now.
00:51:16 Fun fact my virtual audio cable, every time I launch
00:51:19 it has a stupid splash screen that I have to say.
00:51:21 Yes, I would like to use the program every time I open a splash.
00:51:23 So I do this splash screen, I just click, you got the tag,
00:51:29 you're in the group chat, you can just join in the link.
00:51:34 Just go in the barn and join the link.
00:51:35 Can't now see he's going through semantics.
00:51:37 If he clicks the link, he's on the show.
00:51:39 Some antics.
00:51:42 He's there's some wife, there is some antics.
00:51:45 What do you mean?
00:51:46 Tricking his wife?
00:51:47 What is what needs to be tricked by God?
00:51:50 I'm going to go on the show. So you said he could go out in the barn.
00:51:53 Can't click. I don't understand what
00:51:55 since.
00:51:56 Okay, so the videos for the show and also call into the show.
00:52:01 But he can't be on the show.
00:52:02 Yes, because he can be on the show.
00:52:04 He circumvented the ultimatum.
00:52:06 He has one.
00:52:08 So what does she want him to do with the fucking neon sign?
00:52:11 Then?
00:52:13 Great.
00:52:13 But she expect him to use the neon sign.
00:52:15 The entire backdrop?
00:52:17 Yeah. Does he want them?
00:52:17 Does he want them to give that card back to the people that work I have,
00:52:20 I have no room for this anymore because it was a backdrop for my show,
00:52:23 but I don't have the show anymore. So you can have this back.
00:52:26 Does it go back here? Do I put it?
00:52:28 Do I put it back here? Do you?
00:52:31 Should it just be instead of your face?
00:52:32 There should just be the poster.
00:52:36 Hey, kid, you said you had a theory, but I think you meant hypothesis.
00:52:40 I'm sorry. Theaster.
00:52:42 I'm sorry. Hypothesis.
00:52:44 I to stop talking shit
00:52:46 about something you know nothing about.
00:52:50 Ryan, I don't think you understand the format of the show.
00:52:52 What y and y.
00:52:55 Yeah, see, I used the wrong word, and you missed.
00:52:57 What does white mean?
00:52:58 Dude, I think you need to be an English major, buddy.
00:53:01 Hey, how did I pronounce that when I read it first?
00:53:04 Confused? Yeah.
00:53:05 Why and why? Why not?
00:53:08 Why not?
00:53:08 You suck it.
00:53:11 You could just.
00:53:12 There's like what space that you're saving yourself here.
00:53:16 No. What?
00:53:17 The characters name the apostrophe for an o.
00:53:20 No, because then you have to hit the special character.
00:53:22 If you're doing on the phone,
00:53:23 you have to hit the little thing in order to get the apostrophe.
00:53:25 So it's the same amount of character types if you want.
00:53:28 Why not?
00:53:29 With the space in between versus y apostrophe and d,
00:53:33 I agree, you stop talking about something you know, the
00:53:36 the best thing in life to do is talk shit about things you know nothing about
00:53:43 is innocent fun.
00:53:44 That's because I know nothing about it. That's the funnest part about it.
00:53:47 Because it's a sandbox I can.
00:53:48 I can play as much in my imagination as I want.
00:53:52 Try calling again.
00:53:53 Please try calling again.
00:53:55 It will work. Now I'm telling you in.
00:53:56 So draw. Try.
00:53:58 Ryan. What? What would you like?
00:54:00 What would you like us to talk about? Grammar.
00:54:02 Okay.
00:54:02 Why don't why don't is short right here.
00:54:05 Here we go. That's sure ever.
00:54:07 Why don't.
00:54:07 Okay I agree that's shorter widened but,
00:54:14 Let's go to Oxford.
00:54:15 Here.
00:54:15 Cambridge.
00:54:21 Yeah. And,
00:54:25 give me a second.
00:54:27 I have to do my own,
00:54:29 like, work here.
00:54:30 There was. No, I was not able to prep or show.
00:54:32 No, I didn't either.
00:54:34 I figured there was no point since I was going to be no show up
00:54:38 automatically change it to why don't.
00:54:42 We could have the kids.
00:54:43 The kids free.
00:54:45 Yeah, yeah.
00:54:46 Let me, let me prep something real quick.
00:54:49 I'll find something good for you guys.
00:54:51 Roll the clip.
00:54:52 We'll just have fucking the kid.
00:54:55 Brother
00:54:58 draw and Brady and Gary can go fuck himself
00:55:02 or Gary.
00:55:05 Why? See, it's it's in Wikipedia.
00:55:11 Sure.
00:55:15 Let's say it doesn't even say exactly what it is.
00:55:18 A church in England opens its doors to pro wrestling in a bid
00:55:21 to attract converts from
00:55:25 Irish.
00:55:26 That's awesome.
00:55:29 But it's my
00:55:32 bad. It's good. No touching.
00:55:35 Oh. I like I use the sticks to the gimmick.
00:55:41 It's good, but it's all about you to commit,
00:55:44 to commit to the bit.
00:55:48 Imagine.
00:55:49 It's like halfway through.
00:55:50 He just decided to stop.
00:55:51 Like pretending he was Jesus and then just kind of cool and
00:55:56 know that'd be lame.
00:55:57 Nobody's going to quit anyway. Through.
00:55:59 Speaking of pro wrestling, what's with R-Truth and Carlito?
00:56:03 If you seen that draw?
00:56:05 No. Well, the wrestling guy they released R-Truth.
00:56:09 What? Really?
00:56:09 Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:11 Yesterday, I think, he made a Twitter.
00:56:13 Everybody's or an ex about it.
00:56:15 I'm sorry.
00:56:16 Never go to like all the other big wrestlers that I follow.
00:56:19 Been like leaving comments and stuff like I will miss you, R-Truth and stuff
00:56:22 like that. It's mess man.
00:56:25 Is it though?
00:56:26 I, I think it is.
00:56:28 What's messed up about it?
00:56:30 He's the goat.
00:56:31 R-Truth is the best.
00:56:32 You just wrestled John Cena. The last week.
00:56:35 That is weird that he just wrestled John Cena, but at the same time,
00:56:38 maybe maybe he didn't want to resign a contract.
00:56:42 Maybe, maybe he wanted to take a break.
00:56:46 Maybe they maybe bring him back them a little bit.
00:56:49 Maybe, I don't know, maybe.
00:56:51 Maybe they don't need him.
00:56:52 Maybe he's triple H as an issue with him.
00:56:55 Well, they need him.
00:56:56 He's like the he's the king of comedy for.
00:56:59 He's great, but.
00:57:01 And he looks the same as he did, like 20 years ago, 30 years ago.
00:57:06 It's incredible.
00:57:06 But they don't really utilize them.
00:57:09 They probably could utilize them more, but they don't.
00:57:11 I don't know why, but they just don't.
00:57:13 They for some reason, I don't know, like, like fucking JD McDonagh
00:57:18 and and we Finn Balor and they like,
00:57:23 oh the triple H is, it's literally
00:57:25 nxt is, is, the main show now. It.
00:57:29 Yeah. They got a lot of newbies.
00:57:30 I think that's the roster is just so stacked up.
00:57:32 But he's usually on like at least seven.
00:57:35 Oh the R-Truth like he's usually on.
00:57:41 Yeah. Like can like for at least a little bit.
00:57:43 He wasn't having like matches and stuff
00:57:44 but I think that's you know and that's what he is really good for.
00:57:48 But I just don't know why they wouldn't keep him around.
00:57:50 But at the same time he's had a long career.
00:57:53 He should have a lot of money saved up.
00:57:55 He's in great health.
00:57:56 He could go make money elsewhere. Very easily.
00:57:59 He could do signings.
00:58:00 I don't know why this is like, like
00:58:04 some big deal.
00:58:05 He's actually free. He's free of the curse.
00:58:07 I don't know. It's gonna.
00:58:09 It's going to suck not seeing him hanging out with the gang anymore, you know?
00:58:14 Yeah.
00:58:15 Going to miss him hanging out in the clubhouse of the jail.
00:58:17 Well, yeah, him with the judgment Day,
00:58:19 I think is some of the best, like, the funniest stuff that WWE has ever done.
00:58:23 It was awesome.
00:58:23 I remember there was like a segment where he,
00:58:26 he, like, photoshopped a bunch of pictures of him in with, like,
00:58:28 baby pictures of the people from Judgment Day.
00:58:31 Awesome.
00:58:32 It was very funny.
00:58:34 Now it is interesting because like, again,
00:58:37 people like R-Truth don't
00:58:40 get to keep their job, but people like JD McDonough or,
00:58:45 who else sucks ass Logan Paul?
00:58:48 Most of them, Logan Paul is actually.
00:58:51 Why do you think he sucks ass?
00:58:52 He's competent.
00:58:53 I just hate his guts. So that's perfect.
00:58:57 That's perfect.
00:58:58 That's what you need.
00:58:59 Exactly.
00:58:59 Well, I, I, you know, I respect when people are like,
00:59:03 did you change the channel?
00:59:04 You hate his guts or he it's like, oh, I just don't.
00:59:06 I just don't like when he has a match.
00:59:08 I don't watch it.
00:59:10 Why? You're not into his style of match matches.
00:59:13 No, I like that.
00:59:15 Like he's actually pretty competent.
00:59:16 Like, if all he did was like, the WWE stuff, I wouldn't have a problem with him.
00:59:20 But he had a, you know, he had like suicide force thing.
00:59:24 You dislike him for all the other shit.
00:59:26 Okay, I get you.
00:59:27 Okay.
00:59:28 I, I can see that I knew him on YouTube way before wrestling
00:59:31 and, you know, did not care for him.
00:59:34 Now he's interested coming in onto the wrestling scene and ruined then that too.
00:59:40 I guess I get that.
00:59:42 Yeah, I get that.
00:59:43 But anyways, yeah, I figured you might have heard about the the R-Truth release.
00:59:48 No no no no no.
00:59:50 Yeah, I probably will when I listen to
00:59:53 maybe a podcast or two or I don't know,
00:59:56 eventually. But
00:59:59 yeah, whatever
01:00:01 they had, they've had weirder releases.
01:00:03 I don't know what you expect them to do.
01:00:05 The rumor has it rumor has it that, so.
01:00:12 There's speculation that potentially Vince
01:00:14 McMahon sold,
01:00:19 The company to Ari Emanuel,
01:00:22 who is Vince McMahon's longtime friend.
01:00:25 And then it became endeavor.
01:00:30 And so it kind of washed Vince McMahon of potentially some wrongdoing
01:00:35 when it came to whatever legal stuff he's going through right now.
01:00:39 Because I don't know what obligation a new company if you are sold the company,
01:00:43 I don't know if you're obligated to keep track of prior financial situations.
01:00:50 Just history.
01:00:51 Yeah. Bookkeeping.
01:00:52 You know, I don't know if there's some washing hands of that that went on.
01:00:57 But also there was, Stephanie McMahon and triple
01:01:02 H were on the board of directors
01:01:04 that voted, wanted to vote Vince McMahon off the board of directors
01:01:08 prior to the sale or no, after the sale,
01:01:12 because he was supposed to be on the board.
01:01:13 But when all that stuff came out, even though Stephanie
01:01:16 McMahon is implicated in some of the stuff too.
01:01:21 Just knowing about it, per se.
01:01:23 Yeah.
01:01:23 Allegedly about, like a cover up
01:01:26 for, like some, like, rape or something that happened.
01:01:29 Stephanie was behind that.
01:01:31 So I know that much about recently.
01:01:34 I forget what the name of the company is, but, Tyco actually sold
01:01:40 to a was sold to a different company.
01:01:42 Okay.
01:01:43 And it kind of wasn't really, like, discussed much.
01:01:47 I forget what that company's name is, but there's a lot of speculation
01:01:51 that the Saudis are potentially going to buy
01:01:56 the product.
01:02:01 Yeah.
01:02:01 And they're shaving down numbers.
01:02:03 And that's kind of what they did before.
01:02:06 They sold
01:02:10 the company to endeavor as they kind of shaved a lot of the contracts
01:02:15 to kind of make the company look a lot more profitable.
01:02:19 Just got rid of just some fat.
01:02:20 We don't need as many people or as many contracts, I don't know,
01:02:25 but that is the speculation I've heard.
01:02:27 Now, that is wild speculation, but there's, speculation that the,
01:02:33 Saudis also want to purchase the UFC,
01:02:36 and having that TKO
01:02:39 would be them doing both, and they have been expanding into both markets.
01:02:44 They definitely have been especially UFC.
01:02:47 They've been paying them to come out there and just walk in I don't know.
01:02:51 Boxers to the ring.
01:02:52 I don't know how you get that asshole to do that. But
01:02:56 what the fuck.
01:02:56 The Brady go I think he died.
01:03:00 Yeah. That one surprise.
01:03:00 Oh shit. Yeah.
01:03:02 The, because they've got Brady Brady sitting here going.
01:03:05 It doesn't matter.
01:03:08 They, I was watching raw earlier
01:03:11 to see if people were going to chant,
01:03:12 like we want truth because I'd seen a lot of people talking about like,
01:03:17 wanting people to chant at raw tonight and they did do it.
01:03:19 So that was kind of nice.
01:03:20 But, they have interesting they started putting all those,
01:03:24 ads on the like on the mat, you know,
01:03:28 and the last like couple weeks or so they've had like the Riyadh seasons,
01:03:31 which is like the tourist thing for Saudi Arabia.
01:03:34 And then they have like the crown jewel and everything out there too.
01:03:37 It seems like, like the last year
01:03:38 or two especially, they've gotten a lot more like
01:03:41 invested in like going out.
01:03:42 Yeah, they've had a couple they've had a couple more.
01:03:45 Yeah. Arabia.
01:03:46 But I mean if they're willing to pay for it, but that's kind of
01:03:50 when it comes to how much money they have, it's it's really nothing.
01:03:53 And I think they just like manipulating.
01:03:55 But if they can just own it why wouldn't they.
01:03:56 The money that they're paying them to come over there and visit
01:03:59 and do all that shit, they could just fucking buy the company.
01:04:02 Yeah, exactly.
01:04:06 This is not a joke.
01:04:07 Still around or disappear again.
01:04:10 I think she was in a money in the bank qualifier.
01:04:12 She wasn't on tonight, but she's still around.
01:04:15 She's way better.
01:04:16 She's slimmed down.
01:04:17 She looks better.
01:04:18 She talks better, but she still talks.
01:04:21 Pretty annoying.
01:04:22 I think they show her, but I've not allowed longest time.
01:04:25 I like her way more now than I ever have.
01:04:29 But she's not the greatest.
01:04:31 Yeah, she she had, Was it?
01:04:33 I think it was the Survivor Series.
01:04:36 Yeah, because it
01:04:38 was her Tiffany Stratton, and then a couple other people.
01:04:41 She she she didn't do very good in that match.
01:04:44 But outside of that, I think, I think she's pretty good.
01:04:46 I don't like her at all.
01:04:47 Yeah, I would say the best thing that she ever did.
01:04:51 And. Hold on.
01:04:53 Give me one second.
01:04:54 I'm not finding it. I'm finding something. Oh, where is it?
01:04:56 Goddamn it!
01:05:02 Yeah.
01:05:10 When Nia Jax was,
01:05:12 he was at Royal Rumble this year.
01:05:14 When he's out, real rumble.
01:05:15 Randy RKO them on the on the announcing table.
01:05:18 Well, not on the announcing table, but in the ring when Van Dijk came out
01:05:21 and then. Randy.
01:05:22 Yeah.
01:05:23 Okay. Yeah yeah yeah. That was great.
01:05:26 See that's like the shit that they used to do in
01:05:29 like when I used to watch as a kid that was like entertaining.
01:05:32 They would occasionally pull some shit out like that.
01:05:34 That was just funny, like.
01:05:35 And it made sense and it fit well and it was just it was done well.
01:05:39 It was like they.
01:05:40 It was like they did that.
01:05:42 And you were kind of like, say they're going, okay, like,
01:05:45 let's see more shit like that.
01:05:46 And they never did anything like that again.
01:05:48 Well, see, last year R-Truth went out,
01:05:50 into the Women's Royal Rumble and had to get kicked out.
01:05:54 That's why that's yeah, I love him.
01:05:56 I think it's funny, but he didn't do anything though, right?
01:05:59 No. Well, he went out and then,
01:06:01 I think whatever the manager's name is like, this is the women's match.
01:06:05 Go back. And he was like, oh my bad.
01:06:06 And then walk back out. So he didn't compete.
01:06:08 Adam Pearce,
01:06:11 was either him or Nick Ziegler had him.
01:06:13 Pearce.
01:06:14 Yeah, you're an obvious impersonation.
01:06:16 Yeah, yeah, I've been working on it.
01:06:18 Could you tell what's like, what's with the Nick Aldis situation?
01:06:22 Like, I've only heard of him prior to him showing up in WWE,
01:06:26 but supposedly he was like a prominent wrestler
01:06:28 in the companies that he's worked for, and he's just like manager Guy now.
01:06:32 Him and Adam Pearce both wrestled for.
01:06:34 Yeah, but I think yeah, like and
01:06:37 but you could like I think Nick Aldis like take his stupid suit off.
01:06:41 Could probably go out there and look ten times better than 90% of the roster.
01:06:46 So I don't know why
01:06:47 he's behind a suit being a stiff and why at that point in his career,
01:06:52 he goes to the WWE instead of when he was actually a wrestler.
01:06:55 That just seems weird, right?
01:06:56 That I have no idea.
01:06:57 Hey, I'm going to the WWE and it's like, oh shit.
01:06:59 Finally, it's like, what are they going to like, give you a title run?
01:07:02 It's like, no, I'm just going to be a manager.
01:07:04 Bigger.
01:07:06 It's gonna be on here. Gimmick.
01:07:08 I saw people like asking to have like a Nick
01:07:11 Nick all this and Adam Pearce match and like have managers
01:07:16 from SmackDown to see they used to then you would assume that.
01:07:20 What the heck.
01:07:20 Well you're, you would assume that given
01:07:24 the fact that they're both former wrestlers,
01:07:26 that they'd be able to take bumps.
01:07:27 And Pearce has done a little bit of stuff, but you would think that it would
01:07:30 again, back in the day when I watched
01:07:33 like refs would take bumps, like managers would take bumps, like they like,
01:07:37 you know, it was all part of the, the, the authority figures would take bumps.
01:07:41 So like it was all part of the money.
01:07:42 Something totally different in my world.
01:07:44 What are you talking about?
01:07:45 That means pretty much just the they call it a back bump, but it's pretty.
01:07:49 It's just you bump on the jumbotron at the stadium, lest you fall flat back.
01:07:53 You fall flat on your back when he's a little
01:07:56 area and it hurts less, supposedly.
01:07:58 But if you were to fall
01:08:00 flat on the ground right now, you'd still knock the wind out of yourself
01:08:02 a tiny little bit, even if you fell flat. But you're supposed to fall flat.
01:08:05 It spreads out the whatever, and they call that bumping
01:08:08 whenever they hit the mat, you know, with their body it's a bump.
01:08:12 And so that means that you're, you know,
01:08:13 you're bumping against the mat, which means you're kind of
01:08:16 forcefully hitting, you know, the ground or whatever the fuck it is.
01:08:19 And the more you do that, the more, you know, you're sore.
01:08:22 Then the next morning bowl prowess.
01:08:24 If if there's people who are capable of doing that are willing to do that, that's,
01:08:28 you know, that's cool.
01:08:30 They're willing to also do the wrestling gimmick is pretty much
01:08:33 they do the wrestling gimmick.
01:08:35 Like there's also managers that do the wrestling daily do stuff
01:08:38 is pretty much all that. Oh, well, I mean,
01:08:41 the refs used to do the wrestling Daily, do stuff,
01:08:44 although recently they've had they've had a few rough,
01:08:47 rough situations that, you know, the, the rough daily do stuff.
01:08:51 Randy RKO like 7 or 8 managers or like higher ups, quote unquote.
01:08:56 And but they usually don't do anything with that.
01:08:58 And it's just like the sake of
01:08:59 like the doing it to do it like, oh, this is what we used to do.
01:09:03 So let's do it again.
01:09:04 When, back when they used to do it, it made sense to the story.
01:09:07 And then there was a consequence and like, you know, someone would be fake arrested
01:09:12 and then they'd get out at the end of the show
01:09:13 when they show back up and like, then we, you know, oh, what's happens next week
01:09:17 and there's just every single end of the show was kind of wrapped up.
01:09:20 And it's like, okay, end of the match.
01:09:22 Okay, I guess we just wait for next week and to see how that starts.
01:09:26 There was always,
01:09:26 I don't know, you just assume with Netflix having their hands on this that like,
01:09:30 there's a lot of compelling Netflix series that you don't expect to fucking watch,
01:09:34 but then you start, you watch one episode and then you watch the next episode.
01:09:37 They know how to draw you into one to you're the curiosity,
01:09:42 and I don't know why that hasn't trickled in, draw you in, or draw wrestling
01:09:46 draw you in, other than the fact that the people that are in charge are
01:09:50 triple H and whoever else in the same other people
01:09:53 and all they do is know wrestling, they don't know television.
01:09:56 And so I think that it would benefit from a more television mindset than a
01:10:00 let's have matches against other guys and see what those matches
01:10:03 would look like, just to see with a better fake wrestler is
01:10:06 and it's just it becomes washed out and boring after a while.
01:10:10 It's the dog.
01:10:11 Doing the long term stuff I think is pretty cool,
01:10:13 and that seems like what triple H cares about.
01:10:16 As long as the rock doesn't get involved, the, the,
01:10:19 the long term stuff is pretty good. But I agree that, like,
01:10:22 it's not you don't have to like, well,
01:10:23 when the Rock gets involved, it's when things actually get interesting.
01:10:27 I thought, well, he shows up and then just leaves because like, he's
01:10:29 so John Cena turned heel, but like there is speculation that the.
01:10:35 So last year the Rock was supposed to have him and Roman Reigns.
01:10:39 Yeah.
01:10:40 But the fans, for whatever reason.
01:10:43 And there was politicking behind scenes and they wanted Cody Rhodes.
01:10:47 And so the Rock said, okay, we'll do Cody Rhodes.
01:10:50 So they did Cody Rhodes and then this year they wanted to
01:10:56 the Rock got involved again and the Rock wanted to do something.
01:11:00 And they supposedly from what the shit I listen to,
01:11:07 the, the Rock and triple H were kind of butting heads on the idea,
01:11:10 and the Rock was part of the idea for a middle these guys emergence.
01:11:15 And we're not they had some disagreement.
01:11:18 And then the Rock just said, you know what?
01:11:19 Fuck it, I'm out.
01:11:21 You do, you do what you want to do.
01:11:23 And that's kind of that's why it seemed really weird and like it, it
01:11:29 it appeared as if there was some weird that it was going on
01:11:32 where the rock was in on it, and then he wasn't.
01:11:33 And then he showed up again.
01:11:34 And then then he took off again.
01:11:37 And John Cena hasn't mentioned the Rock, and that was the whole reason.
01:11:40 And then he started blaming the fans, which makes no sense.
01:11:43 Yeah.
01:11:43 And so a lot of that probably is a lot of back door bullshit
01:11:47 that we know nothing about.
01:11:49 Very like.
01:11:49 And so you can't necessarily blame the Rock, I guess.
01:11:52 I mean, you would think that, but there was there's reports
01:11:55 and there's stories of, of, you know, the Rock and the, triple H, the game,
01:11:59 not getting along back in the day when they were wrestling against each other,
01:12:04 back in the day, you would still work with each other
01:12:06 because it made for good, compelling story,
01:12:08 because you legitimately dislike the person.
01:12:09 And so, you know, when you were shitting on them in a
01:12:13 in a promo Brady promo that they call basically, if when you talk.
01:12:22 It's when you,
01:12:23 you know.
01:12:24 Yeah.
01:12:27 That's that they, you know,
01:12:28 it's easier to come across as believable because you legitimately hate the person.
01:12:32 And so you believe more of what you're saying.
01:12:33 But, so there's reports of that.
01:12:35 So who knows who knows is gone on there. But
01:12:39 and either way it doesn't,
01:12:42 whatever happened, it made the story a lot.
01:12:44 Did I miss a bumper?
01:12:46 This is weird.
01:12:47 It's just it's just weird that it's it's always going to be corny
01:12:51 wrestling and just, you know, and soap opera type stuff.
01:12:55 Yeah, it's it's just always going to be corny wrestling no matter what it is.
01:12:58 And so I don't know why when, when, when I talk about wrestling there's
01:13:01 people like Brady or Gary that go wrestling and it's like,
01:13:05 or when it's not like we take it serious, like,
01:13:06 oh God, I can't wait for this guy to win.
01:13:08 It's like, it's just storytelling. It's just,
01:13:11 no athletic competition and some storytelling.
01:13:15 I don't know, hopefully.
01:13:17 I mean, it reminds me of what I was like for this.
01:13:20 I watch it because I was like, wrestling.
01:13:23 Let's go swimming.
01:13:26 This is a great sport.
01:13:30 They need to have a full size ring.
01:13:32 That this is bullshit.
01:13:37 Jim, I got a female midget referee.
01:13:42 I a sign you barely see it.
01:13:46 That's my favorite part.
01:13:50 Is wrestling show.
01:13:52 These are the same.
01:13:55 You think he has the dexterity to make it up to the top rope?
01:13:58 I don't think he has the dexterity to look how much he has up on both.
01:14:01 He has to have so hard on both ropes just to make it up to the middle one.
01:14:06 What do you see here? You see he's.
01:14:07 Are you saying the white,
01:14:09 the white micro guy doesn't have the dexterity of the black micro guy?
01:14:12 Is that what you're saying right now?
01:14:13 I'm just saying, my man, I don't know.
01:14:15 They've got different leg compositions.
01:14:17 They're careful. Careful.
01:14:19 That's not the little people persuasion.
01:14:21 We're. We're getting dangerously little people.
01:14:23 All right. Fine.
01:14:24 There is different. Like, you know, they've got different.
01:14:27 You like
01:14:30 appendages, you know, some of them have shorter torsos.
01:14:38 When I see them or little people, one of them have slave feet.
01:14:42 That's what I just heard. Those people.
01:14:45 George, that was a horrible thing to say.
01:14:46 How dare you? And I'm sorry.
01:14:49 That's better.
01:14:50 But I don't know.
01:14:52 Stupid midgets.
01:14:53 You believe those midgets?
01:14:56 Motion. Wow.
01:14:58 Who said that?
01:14:59 I'm not to say. I think it was Gary.
01:15:01 That doesn't even exist to me.
01:15:02 It's perfect.
01:15:06 Women are ruled by emotions.
01:15:08 And, that's not to say they don't have logic and reason,
01:15:13 but men are more.
01:15:17 For the record.
01:15:18 Oh, come on, just a couple of questions.
01:15:21 How hard is that?
01:15:25 How do you rate women so well?
01:15:27 I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.
01:15:35 I'm like, just for crying out.
01:15:38 Yeah, but men are more ruled
01:15:40 by reason and to a lesser extent, emotions.
01:15:44 And women are ruled to to a greater
01:15:47 extent by emotions and a lesser extent by their life.
01:15:51 No offense, women, but you can't rule by emotions.
01:15:54 You can only react by emotions, react by emotion.
01:15:59 You can't. You can't rule by emotions.
01:16:00 I mean, you can try, but
01:16:03 it's not going to work.
01:16:04 If we were still ruling by emotions, fear would have kept us in the cave.
01:16:10 I was pretty happy driving a truck.
01:16:14 There was no there were no women in my field.
01:16:17 There are women.
01:16:18 Why are you driving in a field?
01:16:20 Drivers
01:16:21 get a terrible cry cause there's no women in the field.
01:16:24 There should be no one in the field. Really.
01:16:26 There's.
01:16:26 There's people actually tilling it or something.
01:16:29 You know, I I'm a field technician.
01:16:32 This in it when you when you travel around and fix it.
01:16:35 We're not allowed to say that anymore.
01:16:38 It's a it's an aggressive it refers to people that worked
01:16:41 in the field a while being, you know, speaking of slave feet.
01:16:48 I think that's a little bit
01:16:49 I mean, we're getting kind of crazy with the language
01:16:53 and I the last
01:16:55 what.
01:16:57 Okay. Oh yeah.
01:16:59 And what do you expect?
01:17:02 There we go. What do you expect?
01:17:04 She started to cry.
01:17:06 Oh, there's a good one.
01:17:07 That's how it all happens.
01:17:08 Oh, can I get a minute and a half to get my thoughts expressed?
01:17:12 And then it cuts out. That's it.
01:17:13 So, I know that's all.
01:17:15 His wife was giving him.
01:17:18 You know, there's a live feed
01:17:19 you could connect to and get four hours of your thoughts out.
01:17:22 Now, he had a woman that, that does my exact job right now.
01:17:28 Get called in to the office for some bad parts.
01:17:31 Wait, he's going to talk about his new job.
01:17:34 That's.
01:17:35 I thought we were going to get some dirt.
01:17:37 What the heck, right?
01:17:40 This guy cares about your new job.
01:17:42 You're not on the show anymore.
01:17:44 Your office for some bad parts to be disciplined for.
01:17:47 Bad parts like what's in your pants, the naughty parts, turning out bad parts.
01:17:51 And of course, there he's got a bad part in the video cuts off,
01:17:55 and, no, my favorite part is.
01:17:59 Oh, it's new life license.
01:18:02 This is a new life release.
01:18:03 We might as well listen to it since it just popped up with Wi-Fi.
01:18:11 For this case, you go like you'll be on the street.
01:18:13 You've written for me.
01:18:15 The fruit, your noise. You could look at night.
01:18:17 Never would you will I to you.
01:18:19 That's where you as the walls of your side. Ryan.
01:18:22 What's a lot more than I used to know. Real quick.
01:18:24 I hate your space.
01:18:25 Like him in the dark saying this.
01:18:28 Now I see the gutters and I can see.
01:18:29 Imagine I'm doing what you can't see.
01:18:32 I'm locked out.
01:18:35 Put your
01:18:36 at whatever work to get you to pray for time.
01:18:39 All right, let's install a Range Rover.
01:18:41 Now, how about a break?
01:18:43 I'll sit. My God, in this wall for long.
01:18:45 For a long time. Oh,
01:18:50 no. You got your all your suits and lies.
01:18:53 What you're doing my self isolated, obliged to preach about blood sacrifice
01:18:56 in disguise.
01:18:57 33 will it the drugs you despise?
01:18:59 I would rather die.
01:19:00 Tokyo should fall for your trees.
01:19:02 But they turn over.
01:19:04 So all that you never saw.
01:19:05 Come on. Somewhere up what we're going through.
01:19:08 Right up to that. You struggle.
01:19:11 I don't want your pants on. Rushing up, boy.
01:19:13 No, I pretend no, I play applaud your nose in
01:19:17 front of a bar to get you to join my wife.
01:19:20 Was this all right?
01:19:22 I don't know about what break.
01:19:24 I'll say my drama. This.
01:19:25 What for it.
01:19:25 Oh. Well done. Oh.
01:19:41 They shot the year for you.
01:19:42 For your voice.
01:19:43 That can't be good for lovers.
01:19:45 Pressure. You love
01:19:47 what you get. Stand no mercy.
01:19:49 Your forgiveness.
01:19:50 Just to watch you like clay in my body.
01:19:53 For playing.
01:19:55 Stream it out loud.
01:19:56 Let the world everybody break on your bachelor.
01:19:58 Oh, I break from the shadows I swear to God no watches.
01:20:02 Oh, maybe I'll watch in the fog.
01:20:04 Up all in love I guess we are different shades of red light.
01:20:07 My love the world with this ball of rage.
01:20:09 Content from dark.
01:20:11 Oh oh.
01:20:16 See, the reason those buildings were falling is because, the bad parts it.
01:20:21 That woman made it Gary's new job.
01:20:23 Were installed into that building.
01:20:27 So I think I think that's why that'd be my guess.
01:20:30 Explosive diarrhea.
01:20:34 Did she make explosive diarrhea?
01:20:36 Trying to find where the video left off.
01:20:38 I think it left off here.
01:20:43 If. Oh, I never even cited any, references.
01:20:47 I used people's material without ever even giving them credit.
01:20:51 So here I'm going to give some credit out, move credit.
01:20:56 Craig is credit, flip to go for like, 75 or 100 shows.
01:21:00 You made a fucking bibliography at the end of the year or the.
01:21:03 I said, Craig, unlike me, he gives the credentials.
01:21:08 He's actually got advanced degrees.
01:21:10 And I got a lot of my mythology stuff.
01:21:11 Is this in bowing down?
01:21:13 So small. Okay.
01:21:16 Just about everything. Lambert.
01:21:18 He was, Okay.
01:21:19 This is humility theme.
01:21:21 Melody.
01:21:21 Gary, you know, there will not be a new theme song.
01:21:24 There will be many versions of this song.
01:21:26 The, this is set.
01:21:29 You can tell he's either really drunk or crying.
01:21:31 And I know there will not be a new theme song.
01:21:33 We have the Brady George theme song, and that's the theme song.
01:21:35 What do you mean, the alphabet community?
01:21:38 What do you do for Juneteenth?
01:21:40 Happy pride man, I don't know, what am I supposed to do?
01:21:43 Rather celebrate?
01:21:45 Have a celebrate what?
01:21:46 I forget his name already does Juneteenth. What is that?
01:21:49 Great resources, you know.
01:21:50 What is that? All of the teens know.
01:21:53 It's just June 19th, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.
01:21:56 Juneteenth.
01:21:57 It's the day we give the teens the last sleeves.
01:22:00 The last slaves were free.
01:22:02 Leslie West leaves,
01:22:05 Lambeth to do a muscle circle in society.
01:22:07 And the for the guy named Neil.
01:22:09 I think Gary just accepted Christ for that.
01:22:12 He didn't. Oh. Hold on. Yeah.
01:22:13 I'm sorry we was talking.
01:22:14 Let's go back.
01:22:15 Started after.
01:22:18 Bob. Christ.
01:22:20 I'm sorry.
01:22:21 Oh, my next mistake.
01:22:24 She roasted prices started after oily.
01:22:29 Josh, rest is nature and actual name
01:22:33 it a guy named Neil, called the line.
01:22:35 Where did you see target's Pride month display?
01:22:38 Read him the riot act.
01:22:40 No, but I do have, Kroger's last year.
01:22:44 I remember because I got the email last year.
01:22:46 I got Kroger is using the word pride month
01:22:48 as a list of groceries that you need to buy for Pride Month.
01:22:52 So there were platforms to see if I can find that image.
01:22:55 And they got quite Kroger's already queued up community because they are
01:22:59 the godless heathens that are also, oh, I can only see last year.
01:23:03 I can't see this year.
01:23:05 Oh, I know who had to go in there, but I'm going to go there.
01:23:08 As much, as much as I like to see a rift in the bad guys
01:23:13 and, I'm the bad guy.
01:23:15 Okay.
01:23:16 Are you in with the outgroup?
01:23:17 Because I certainly he's out.
01:23:19 Well, hold on, there is only stupid monkey people.
01:23:22 I think an LGBT q grave error, and, I'm talking about we are actually great
01:23:27 apes and monkeys are here. It is, distant.
01:23:30 Cousin, but, we are.
01:23:36 Oops, I interrupted Gary.
01:23:37 I should pause it. We'll come right back to it.
01:23:39 So the one on the left is 24,
01:23:42 20, 24.
01:23:45 Or you can interrupt him.
01:23:45 He's not really the mustache man in the corner.
01:23:48 Why don't you see the Alex Jones?
01:23:50 Whatever.
01:23:50 Alex Jones, like Alex Jones or this is a different Alex Jones.
01:23:53 No, it's Alex Jones.
01:23:54 Alex Jones I saw the picture and I just went to it.
01:23:57 So this is last year's target Pride display.
01:24:00 This is this year's.
01:24:04 Major, do
01:24:05 you think they're pandering a little bit to the new administration or what.
01:24:10 Like I get as far as like you see honestly as a
01:24:14 is target a publicly traded company because whatever the stockholders want,
01:24:17 if they're publicly traded and if they're not,
01:24:18 whatever the owner wants, they can show whatever the fuck they want.
01:24:22 As far as I'm concerned.
01:24:23 You said, I'm sure there's an owner of target
01:24:25 and maybe a board or a group, but somebody has their own target.
01:24:28 Oh, a boner, one single boner, a boner during.
01:24:32 I have no problems with the store.
01:24:34 Selling whatever they want is my only point in boners.
01:24:36 So you'd think that people, people were outraged about the pride,
01:24:40 but now they're outraged about the USA and no pride.
01:24:46 I'm just know.
01:24:46 So why isn't pride one of the seven deadly sins?
01:24:51 We're going to start celebrating gluttony in July.
01:24:55 I hope we go. We kind of are.
01:24:57 But I got an email from Kroger for Pride Month as well,
01:25:00 and I'm not going to pull it up because I may actually show my witness to
01:25:04 why are you gay?
01:25:06 It's the Kroger customers.
01:25:07 Yeah, it says Discover Awesome LGBTQ plus brands and Pride perfect recipes.
01:25:12 Thank you to our LGBTQ plus associates, customers,
01:25:16 and vendors for making our company brighter and better.
01:25:19 How do you so everyone other people don't make it brighter and better?
01:25:23 Us regular folk?
01:25:24 No black doesn't exist.
01:25:27 They're talking about white people. White people.
01:25:29 They could say that all if you're LGBTQ.
01:25:31 Plus you must be a good person, right?
01:25:34 That's what that's saying.
01:25:34 Like, oh, of course, isn't that when you're realizing?
01:25:37 Isn't that but a stereotype?
01:25:39 Even if it's saying a positive thing, saying everybody's the same based on a
01:25:44 specific
01:25:45 characteristic that doesn't have to do with merit.
01:25:48 But, these these are the products that they're hawking to the queer.
01:25:51 So here we go. Right.
01:25:53 Topics, topics for pride month earlier.
01:25:55 What does it mean?
01:25:57 What about the TS and the L?
01:25:59 Oh yeah, the lesbians, gays bios, trans queers.
01:26:02 It's cute.
01:26:03 They're cute thereafter. Yeah, there is.
01:26:06 And thereafter.
01:26:08 How's the wine? Hell, yeah.
01:26:10 Getting drunk, getting some ice cream.
01:26:12 Need some place for that ice cream?
01:26:14 Why not put some nerds on it and some rainbow sprinkles and get some anything?
01:26:18 That's just rainbow.
01:26:19 It was.
01:26:19 This ice
01:26:20 rainbow must be going right into this, because all they did was
01:26:23 look through their rainbow.
01:26:25 The stuff that was already colored. Rainbow, right?
01:26:27 Oh, this whole world.
01:26:27 Yeah, yeah. Kroger salad, rainbow twirls.
01:26:30 It's my girlfriend.
01:26:31 And I just almost like.
01:26:32 We were looking at the pasta in the pasta aisle, and I was like,
01:26:35 what the fuck is this different color shit?
01:26:36 She goes, it's for like, pasta salad and shit.
01:26:40 And I'm like, oh, okay.
01:26:42 They're literally just calling it, oh, it's rainbow.
01:26:44 So must be for gays, right?
01:26:45 Yeah.
01:26:46 Before Pride Month, it was called tri colored
01:26:50 and now it's rainbow twirls.
01:26:52 Twirl is just as gay as rainbow simple truth peel.
01:26:56 Have you.
01:26:57 So are you both heterosexual?
01:26:58 As far as I'm curious, as far as I know, yeah.
01:27:01 Have you ever told.
01:27:03 Have you ever twirled in your life?
01:27:04 I have never, I mean, good, that's exactly the right answer.
01:27:08 I twirl.
01:27:09 Was this one the LGBTQ because it's naked?
01:27:11 Wait. I'm excited.
01:27:12 I want to hear why the rainbow?
01:27:15 If I'm wearing a cute dress, I'll twirl.
01:27:17 But that's it, right?
01:27:20 They just went rainbow
01:27:22 and then slap this list together.
01:27:25 Birthday candles. Rainbow.
01:27:26 So you're you're
01:27:27 a mess and you're not mad at the policy, at the agenda or the social standing.
01:27:31 You're mad at the laziness, the effort, if you're going to do it right.
01:27:35 Yeah, yeah.
01:27:36 If you're going to do it, let's let's fucking go.
01:27:39 What was that? Instacart a few years ago.
01:27:41 They had that bottom. They had a bottom friendly menu.
01:27:43 Let's get to that shit.
01:27:44 Literally had a commercial.
01:27:47 I don't think you should talk about bottom friendly menus.
01:27:50 That's how
01:27:51 they were, like basically telling you, hey, if you're getting fucked in the ass
01:27:53 later, you're going to want, you know, not a lot, of course, shit.
01:27:56 And you're, you know, you're not
01:27:58 you're going to want a nice clean shit before you,
01:28:00 you know, you're talking about I'm friendly.
01:28:01 Exit menu.
01:28:04 That's what they are insinuating.
01:28:06 Their pharmacy was selling poppers for pride month for the for the bottoms.
01:28:11 That's awesome.
01:28:14 You can light those on fire.
01:28:16 Where the.
01:28:18 I think it was Instacart.
01:28:19 The drug pop I apologize, I apologize if it's not.
01:28:23 I have no idea.
01:28:24 I just said something.
01:28:27 I got you.
01:28:30 I was thinking, like lighting a fart on fire.
01:28:32 You guys, we're talking bottom poppers.
01:28:34 I got you, but if I have to explain it, I already know it didn't land Postmates.
01:28:39 Sorry.
01:28:39 It was Postmates.
01:28:40 I'm so sorry, Instacart, I apologize, I'll Postmates the delivery service.
01:28:44 Correct.
01:28:46 Wait.
01:28:46 Why is Nutella? Yeah.
01:28:48 Or is this just regular stuff again?
01:28:51 So the peanut butter is not colored
01:28:53 any differently, but the peanut butter is definitely colored.
01:28:56 The one on the left.
01:28:57 Well, yeah. Right.
01:28:58 But it's not like fried colored.
01:29:00 Know they could be maybe gay.
01:29:02 They prefer black American peanut butter instead of colored peanut butter too.
01:29:06 By the way, the rainbow babies go though.
01:29:11 No, that's all they got.
01:29:13 Yeah.
01:29:14 Rainbow is me, a large sugar content when it comes to the gays at this pride
01:29:18 month.
01:29:18 See, the rainbow band aids are definitely targeted at kids.
01:29:21 So the candy.
01:29:22 Not that there's anything wrong with that, but
01:29:25 they say they don't target children.
01:29:26 They just typed.
01:29:27 It's like if I typed in rainbow, the same shit would come up.
01:29:30 Like it's literally all all that happened.
01:29:34 Yeah.
01:29:34 Yeah.
01:29:35 That's very that's good though, because that mean what happens after
01:29:38 a little effort is it ends.
01:29:42 And I don't I again if it's a private store
01:29:44 they could do whatever they want.
01:29:45 And I'm more sick of the reaction.
01:29:48 So this is literally from or the is really from Postmates bro eating this bro.
01:29:52 So look Postmates is right though.
01:29:53 If you're a top Postmates like this is their shit.
01:29:56 Whatever you want.
01:29:57 I like to eat with gluttony, but if you're a baby, listen to this.
01:30:01 Are you eating this fried?
01:30:04 Well, if you're a it seems like
01:30:06 you can eat whatever you want.
01:30:09 But if you're a bottom, you're expected to starve.
01:30:12 I'm not.
01:30:13 This pride introduced what the bottom friendly menu from Postmates.
01:30:19 We teamed up with Doctor Not Dare.
01:30:21 I thought I was texting you a bit
01:30:22 about them friendly foods backed by science.
01:30:26 Insoluble fiber won't help you feel cute, so avoid things like whole grains.
01:30:30 We don't own Cheetos, legumes, or whatever that contraction was earlier.
01:30:34 Fully diving into those beans.
01:30:38 The problem with these foods is they don't dissolve in water,
01:30:41 which could cause a traffic jam in your digestive system.
01:30:44 Making a mess of your evening.
01:30:46 Maybe, maybe eliminate some of the traffic.
01:30:50 I cannot handle lactose right now.
01:30:52 Look at it.
01:30:54 If you're going to eat something insoluble in your body, about 24 hours to process
01:30:59 all of it, that looks like an ass or a vagina soluble fiber.
01:31:03 Before you get fucked in the ass, make sure you give yourself 24 hours.
01:31:07 These are just easily and slowly.
01:31:09 If you eat something soluble, you're nice shit.
01:31:11 Which was what he just said.
01:31:13 If I didn't see that, that's the tip of the I mean, the bottom.
01:31:17 No. You're planning on getting peachy this pride.
01:31:20 The no, no, Postmates has the kinds of foods like no feeling good
01:31:24 are you all candy? No. God,
01:31:29 no. Literally.
01:31:30 Postmates? No.
01:31:32 No. But Postmates.
01:31:35 Oh, wow.
01:31:36 So smooth.
01:31:39 What?
01:31:39 I mean, sure thing.
01:31:42 What are we teamed up with?
01:31:43 Doctor Evan Goldstein.
01:31:45 But if you're a bottom, you're expected to starve.
01:31:48 Yeah.
01:31:48 So they're basically saying, you know, if you're getting fucked in the ass.
01:31:51 Yeah. That's it. Yeah.
01:31:52 We got to thank it otherwise and give you one more time.
01:31:55 This is fucked up. Yeah.
01:31:57 No, it's.
01:31:58 Are you up?
01:31:58 It's fucked down.
01:31:59 It's fucked in.
01:31:59 It's fucked down. Yeah. Fucked up
01:32:02 man. I need a cold shower after that one.
01:32:04 It's all I got to say.
01:32:06 So you're hiding your bottom, you know.
01:32:10 Well. Oh, hold on, hold on.
01:32:12 We don't have to. We don't need to see you. It's okay.
01:32:16 So if you're sticking your dick
01:32:17 in, I think imagine that you guys look like.
01:32:22 This is weird, though.
01:32:22 I feel like I should also do this.
01:32:25 But then. Then this is even weirder.
01:32:27 I look really naked right now, so. Right.
01:32:29 This is weird, but this is even weirder.
01:32:32 Is it?
01:32:34 Is it?
01:32:36 I think it's cute.
01:32:36 If only we had an extra person on the show.
01:32:40 Yeah.
01:32:41 Nothing made a mistake you know.
01:32:43 Have you happy pride month by the way.
01:32:46 Three ranch three.
01:32:49 But I can't even enlarge my screen.
01:32:51 The fuck.
01:32:53 I found something that's, I'm just doing a little research on the side.
01:32:57 I think I just put it the this chat.
01:33:00 Yeah. One of you guys. Because I can't get this to open
01:33:04 this up.
01:33:04 Close it. Did you see the volcano?
01:33:07 Launched? No.
01:33:07 What does the volcano do? Erupted. Erupt.
01:33:10 It's a vaporizer. One.
01:33:13 The one in Sicily that erupts every year.
01:33:15 But, I mean, it erupted pretty bad.
01:33:17 Oh, no, I did not know that
01:33:20 we're Sicily.
01:33:21 I think it's in Italy.
01:33:23 Yeah, it is not. But, yeah,
01:33:26 it's somewhere over there.
01:33:28 It's. It's in the vicinity.
01:33:29 It's European.
01:33:30 It's the piece that Italy's kicking.
01:33:33 Giro opium,
01:33:36 Mount Etna.
01:33:38 Wow. Etna. That's it.
01:33:41 And so I was talking to somebody and they were like, oh, all those people.
01:33:44 I'm like, hold on, don't feel sorry for the people because they find out
01:33:47 that it's going to erupt and they flock there.
01:33:51 And then they're like, oh shit.
01:33:52 And they run for their lives because you know.
01:33:55 Oh we didn't think that. I guess we were too close.
01:33:59 Although that happened, we
01:34:00 were at a building implosion one time and we were way back beyond the barrier.
01:34:04 And clearly they miscalculated.
01:34:06 Everybody was running for their lives from the oh my gosh,
01:34:11 that's awesome.
01:34:11 You were in an implosion.
01:34:13 No, no, we went to see one and it wasn't even that big.
01:34:16 And we were standing like, not even across the street.
01:34:18 We were standing several blocks away.
01:34:20 But clearly you can imagine
01:34:22 even a several storey building, when it falls down, is going to go out.
01:34:26 The dust and debris.
01:34:28 Yeah.
01:34:29 You got call it like,
01:34:31 like 911 type shit.
01:34:33 Right. Okay.
01:34:34 That's not exactly but comparison.
01:34:36 Yeah. That's. Yeah. That's all I can think of.
01:34:38 I know there's movies, but I can't really think of that.
01:34:40 But I know that not everyone can relate to that of that age.
01:34:43 We all watched it in real time when it fucking unfolded in there, like.
01:34:47 And when those terrorists.
01:34:48 I'm so glad that the show could get back to the idea that terrorists
01:34:53 were responsible for 911.
01:34:55 Why? Who did?
01:34:56 Who said they weren't?
01:34:57 I don't know. No. Nobody.
01:35:00 No one, nobody said no.
01:35:02 An important no one important. Wow.
01:35:07 Yeah, I remember, I remember 911.
01:35:09 That was scary stuff.
01:35:11 Yeah. How old were you?
01:35:12 Like four five and, no, I was, it was, it was a Tuesday.
01:35:17 I remember that was a Tuesday.
01:35:20 I could be wrong, but I was just a little scary in my timeline.
01:35:24 It was yesterday.
01:35:25 The kid is still back in Montana.
01:35:27 Yeah, I was, I was born after nine, 11, unfortunately.
01:35:30 Can you do me a favor?
01:35:31 Can you just say I missed my man?
01:35:32 Can you say I miss Montana, I miss Montana, I'm actually.
01:35:36 I'm going out for this summer.
01:35:37 Fridays, the day I leave, so.
01:35:40 Oh, no, you're, like, going out. Going out?
01:35:42 Oh, I'm going out for, like, Yellowstone.
01:35:45 A lot of yourself.
01:35:46 Oh, no. No, I wouldn't do that.
01:35:48 Unless I had a good reason.
01:35:52 I mean, your girlfriend loved you.
01:35:53 What? Oh.
01:35:55 Come on, that's.
01:35:56 The podcast is over. Your girlfriend left you.
01:35:58 What would I my whole world.
01:36:00 You left your job.
01:36:01 It's coming apart at the seams.
01:36:03 I. Yeah, I mean, I'm. So you back together.
01:36:06 You're back together with your girlfriend, then?
01:36:09 I didn't say that,
01:36:12 but you're.
01:36:12 I mean, you're you're you're still close.
01:36:14 Obviously, you haven't moved on, so you can't say can't say anything bad yet.
01:36:18 Well, I've been trying to move on, but nobody's calling in it.
01:36:21 Five, eight, six, three, three and going on a date with the kids.
01:36:24 So I haven't had the option. And what's it going to do with the kid?
01:36:27 I you know, the offer still stands, guys.
01:36:30 Right, girls. We've got one.
01:36:33 I mean, we could shout out to our one,
01:36:35 two commenters flagged your welder if you're interested.
01:36:39 Come on guys, what the hell did you send?
01:36:41 Is it YouTube?
01:36:42 If you don't, yeah. Yes. You're good.
01:36:45 Oh. It's okay.
01:36:46 Is it on YouTube? It it's that
01:36:50 it does bear resemblance to Gary.
01:36:52 What's going to be Gary soon if it's not already.
01:36:55 Oh my God,
01:36:57 that's almost Gary.
01:36:59 It's like two Gary's.
01:37:02 You don't even need to like hey slapstick.
01:37:04 That's pretty good Lee.
01:37:06 It's down syndrome. Oh,
01:37:11 I gotta use that all.
01:37:13 Who else are can cigaret like.
01:37:15 Yeah. Go.
01:37:24 To, the face of the franchise
01:37:29 snaggle tooth at all.
01:37:31 I don't care what it looks like.
01:37:32 Yes, yes.
01:37:33 Show me.
01:37:36 Oh, that was his supervillain intro.
01:37:38 That's when Gary. Yeah. The evil arc.
01:37:41 That's what he's going to do is, is evil is evil or.
01:37:45 Because right now.
01:37:46 Because when he makes statements like, I've gotta, I gotta show to Ron, you know,
01:37:51 and then I'm not telling you how to live your life,
01:37:53 but you definitely live your life more like I do.
01:37:56 I, I don't think I don't think that's a good example of that.
01:37:59 Unfortunately.
01:38:00 I'm not telling you how to think, but it would help if I did.
01:38:10 I probably should have pulled one up before I hit that.
01:38:13 I was hoping you might have one.
01:38:14 Interesting. No, no, I wasn't,
01:38:18 thrown off guard here.
01:38:19 I did this last time.
01:38:23 What are you complaining?
01:38:24 Make one up about, you know, give me the thing, Brady.
01:38:28 Where's the clip?
01:38:30 I don't have one.
01:38:33 Yeah.
01:38:33 I don't know if, the clips get shown tonight.
01:38:37 Interesting.
01:38:38 Do you guys see that, the actor that played John Red Corn on
01:38:41 King of the Hill got shot by his neighbor and died.
01:38:44 Who the fuck is John red corn, the cartoon or the real act?
01:38:47 The real voice that I can't play Indiana
01:38:51 Jones getting shot by the Indian.
01:38:54 Yeah, yeah, the one that, I'm sure he did much
01:38:58 greater roles than John in what's what's his name?
01:39:03 John, let me just type in.
01:39:05 Let me just type in. John. Red corn.
01:39:08 Jonathan. Josh.
01:39:10 Actor Jonathan just killed.
01:39:12 I don't know who the fuck this guy is.
01:39:14 There's no way he had a role more iconic than John.
01:39:16 What did he do right?
01:39:18 I mean, good for him because that show went for a long time.
01:39:20 But that show was not that great.
01:39:22 But it has nothing to do with his acting.
01:39:23 It has everything to do with the writing.
01:39:27 This is too bland.
01:39:28 I don't know, but it, it's what got it,
01:39:32 it's longevity I guess
01:39:34 was funny enough I.
01:39:35 Yeah.
01:39:37 Or it was just redneck, you know, the rednecks were like hell yeah.
01:39:41 Which is why did you watch it back in Montana with no gaming Papa.
01:39:47 No. They never they never watch cartoons.
01:39:49 I watched about I think I watched, like the first half of the show or so,
01:39:54 and then just kind of stopped.
01:39:55 But it's a good first half of every show.
01:39:57 Yeah, that's how I roll.
01:39:58 I lose halfway through.
01:40:01 I like getting invested all the characters.
01:40:03 And then, by the way, the girlfriend left you. Oh,
01:40:08 or is that why you left her?
01:40:09 No comment.
01:40:10 No comment.
01:40:13 I do like, yeah, I'm done with this.
01:40:16 I can't yeah, we don't want to cause any issues.
01:40:18 Yeah, we don't want to cause any issues. I don't want to.
01:40:20 We don't know who's listening because there's all,
01:40:23 all kinds of shit that people are listening.
01:40:24 They could be saying stuff you never know.
01:40:28 I don't want to.
01:40:28 I don't want to give up my tips and tricks whenever the let's see the people in.
01:40:32 Filmography 1994 80s and Texas 1998 Almost Heroes and Pocahontas
01:40:37 two A journey to a New World 1999 Impala.
01:40:41 He was, like I say, go over eight seconds.
01:40:44 He was medic.
01:40:45 He was a medic.
01:40:46 Del Rio in Texas.
01:40:48 He was Comanche, apparently, 1998.
01:40:50 Almost heroes.
01:40:51 He was Bent Twig.
01:40:53 Apparently that was a character's name. It was a
01:40:56 goofy cartoon.
01:40:58 Pocahontas.
01:40:59 Two.
01:41:00 He was additional voices, apparently.
01:41:03 1999, Impala.
01:41:06 He was John Eagle Claw, 2001 Christmas in the clouds.
01:41:10 It was Phil 2004 Johnson family vacation.
01:41:13 He was the casino host, 2010 True Grit.
01:41:17 He was his tongue in the rain.
01:41:19 Don't know what the fuck that means.
01:41:21 2016, the Magnificent Seven. He was in.
01:41:24 He was the character Denali 2021.
01:41:27 He was in grow up.
01:41:28 He was Judge Robert Lightfoot.
01:41:29 And in 2021, he, the Forever Purge.
01:41:32 He was, an American American Indian on TV was the movie,
01:41:37 he's got a pretty large
01:41:41 he's got a large regular television
01:41:45 Walker, Texas.
01:41:46 I'm not going to go through all his, roles, but.
01:41:47 Walker, Texas Ranger, King of the Hill, Wild Thornberrys, air.
01:41:53 Friday Night Lights, Parks and Rec.
01:42:00 He was on five episodes of Parks and Rec.
01:42:02 He was Kevin Hotel.
01:42:04 But I've never really watched too much Parks and Rec, but never seen it.
01:42:08 2022.
01:42:11 Most recent was Tulsa King.
01:42:12 That was pretty popular. He was a bad face.
01:42:14 He was only out in two episodes, though, so supposedly, good.
01:42:18 Very, very sad for his family.
01:42:20 But for the acting community, I don't, I don't I don't think
01:42:23 I think we'll be good
01:42:26 if have moments later.
01:42:29 Nothing.
01:42:30 Yeah.
01:42:31 You know, sad to see him go,
01:42:34 but where do you go?
01:42:38 That's a great question.
01:42:39 But we're not allowed to talk about that without Gary here.
01:42:42 They get into the
01:42:45 the semantics of it.
01:42:46 It feels wrong.
01:42:49 Yeah, but you think maybe he just proper discussion.
01:42:52 It would be totally one sided worm food.
01:42:54 I think he's gonna be totally one. So yeah, he is.
01:42:57 He hasn't been dead that long.
01:42:58 So I have the funeral. Everything, man.
01:43:02 So how fast can can you whip up Gary?
01:43:06 Yeah, I response you.
01:43:09 I'm working on that real time.
01:43:12 You guys have something
01:43:14 right now.
01:43:14 It takes about five minute rendering time.
01:43:16 Yeah.
01:43:16 The render I have to render a lot because of the AI.
01:43:19 It's not rendering video, it's actually rendering the entire lip sync and shit.
01:43:25 Dear Freddy, if Gary can't host the show because of an ultimatum,
01:43:28 is there is this still the show I signed up for?
01:43:31 I didn't tune in for caution.
01:43:32 I came for rants, the raw, the real, no filter, no leash.
01:43:35 It feels like somehow someone's holding a leash now.
01:43:38 I love you guys, but if truth gets house trained, what are we even doing here?
01:43:43 Still rooting for you from a distance.
01:43:45 Signed Devon in DC.
01:43:49 Is there a question there?
01:43:50 Devon?
01:43:52 Oh, I get it.
01:43:53 What are you what are we even doing here, I guess, and what did we sign up for?
01:43:57 We're having fun. That's what we're doing.
01:43:59 That's a great question.
01:44:01 Or whatever their name was. Already forgot.
01:44:04 Yoko. Yoko?
01:44:07 Like John Lennon's wife?
01:44:09 Yeah. Oh.
01:44:13 And she's pretty hot.
01:44:16 Yes. You know, Asian?
01:44:18 No. You know,
01:44:20 I just like loud, incoherent screaming.
01:44:23 I think it's really, really attractive.
01:44:27 All right, we got the deer flag in the comments.
01:44:29 We really don't have a lot of comments.
01:44:30 We have like comments about the ship,
01:44:33 the ship that was destroyed.
01:44:34 Do you recall that? I've got a I've got a deer flag.
01:44:37 All right.
01:44:38 Great.
01:44:44 Deer.
01:44:45 Glad you
01:44:46 my suffocating wife. We'll call her
01:44:49 Bonnie.
01:44:51 Whoa.
01:44:52 Has always been controlling.
01:44:56 Has always been controlling.
01:44:57 But it's escalating. She dictates everything.
01:45:00 My clothes, food, friends, even my TV choices and my podcast choices.
01:45:06 She checks my phone and insists on accompanying me everywhere.
01:45:10 If I make a decision without her, she erupts
01:45:12 or gives me the silent treatment.
01:45:14 I've tried talking to her, but she dismisses my feelings, calling me
01:45:17 too sensitive, and she occasionally threatens or divorce.
01:45:21 She genuinely believe she's helping, but I feel I'm losing myself.
01:45:25 I'm resentful and it's damaging my mental health and our marriage,
01:45:29 even though I act like everything is happy go lucky on the outside.
01:45:34 I love Bonnie and our family,
01:45:37 but I can't live like this is their hope.
01:45:40 How can I make her understand and and continue this podcast signed
01:45:46 all the fagot.
01:45:48 Oh oh you mean yeah. So.
01:45:51 Oh my god, I is not an atheist.
01:45:54 Well, because I is not retarded.
01:45:57 Sorry, atheist.
01:46:00 Wow. Gary's an atheist.
01:46:03 Heart fire dude.
01:46:05 I used to be a hardcore person.
01:46:06 There's nothing more annoying than a fucking hardcore atheist.
01:46:09 You honestly like, I would say someone who has me.
01:46:13 I am fundamentally not believing this thing
01:46:17 is that many toys by like.
01:46:21 It's like walking around you.
01:46:22 Could you feel one more on the side of nowhere? It's just one more.
01:46:24 You don't like pineapple pizza? Nobody gives a fuck.
01:46:27 What do you do with those?
01:46:28 Just look at my toys on the on the wall.
01:46:30 How did he pin them up there? He did, like, meticulously pin each
01:46:34 like.
01:46:34 Like I've got a shelf of some shit I got for,
01:46:36 for, like, Christmas and stuff, like nostalgic type stuff, like,
01:46:39 like I just got, like, little swaths here and there.
01:46:42 I don't have, like, the I think it's his he is that he owns like his collection.
01:46:47 Okay, cool.
01:46:48 Does he film all those comic book store?
01:46:50 Is that the background of his?
01:46:52 Give us? That's a comic podcast.
01:46:54 His name is Gary.
01:46:57 He probably thinks that wall is worth like 150 grand.
01:47:01 Well, it was till he put nails through each one.
01:47:05 Even if he's going to go.
01:47:07 Oh, yeah, you take it to the fucking.
01:47:09 You know, I like the way the know.
01:47:11 Like when I get to meet him, he just double down
01:47:14 on how stupid it is to be an atheist is a great answer for the dear lady.
01:47:18 He said he was doing this show tonight. I don't understand.
01:47:23 Well, I don't know either.
01:47:24 Before hos Gary.
01:47:26 Very disappointing.
01:47:28 That's before you're married.
01:47:31 I guess there's the whole half.
01:47:33 There's the whole half thing.
01:47:35 There's the whole.
01:47:37 I mean, it's petty as this sounds, and small minded and cock
01:47:40 like there's the whole withholding sex things that, you know, women can do.
01:47:44 Because up until recently,
01:47:46 you were allowed to rape your wife, but not anymore.
01:47:49 Shit.
01:47:49 We're still on YouTube.
01:47:53 I said the R-word.
01:47:55 You see the word nowadays, and you don't even know what I mean.
01:47:57 What do you mean, Republican? What?
01:47:59 What's the what's how? Who did I hurt?
01:48:01 Who's offended?
01:48:03 Retard.
01:48:04 Let's just go through them all before I hit the button.
01:48:07 I'm outraged.
01:48:08 You got any other YouTube information?
01:48:12 YouTube information?
01:48:13 As far as what?
01:48:14 Another deer flag? Anything that's YouTube friendly.
01:48:16 Before we switch over, I could do the comments. Let's do the comments.
01:48:21 Since what are
01:48:22 would a fair compromise for for Mrs.
01:48:25 Gary B?
01:48:25 Maybe she hops on the podcast and can kind of more than welcome
01:48:29 monitor 15863I know right.
01:48:32 Yeah she can just she she's been in so to suicide she could just kick them.
01:48:37 You know I'm just like
01:48:39 and if it is a religious thing not to say like stand on your pulpit,
01:48:42 that's a bad but allergy, but you can stand on your pulpit.
01:48:45 There's between 1 and 1 million viewers on this platform
01:48:49 that you could talk to and witness your witness.
01:48:52 I believe the Bible calls it witness.
01:48:54 You're just supposed to witness.
01:48:54 And on your puppet.
01:49:00 Dear clergy,
01:49:02 I co-hosted a podcast with edgy, anti-religious humor.
01:49:05 My wife, we'll call her funny, heard an episode and was deeply offended.
01:49:10 They call her von.
01:49:11 That's her need to give peace.
01:49:14 I quit the podcast that my co-host and I were disappointed.
01:49:18 Now I'm stuck.
01:49:20 I didn't want to hurt Bunny or our marriage, but I feel like
01:49:23 I sacrificed part of myself and a beloved creative outlet.
01:49:27 Was I wrong to joke that I joke like that?
01:49:30 Or was quitting the right move?
01:49:32 Am I feeling I'm feeling a lot of resentment.
01:49:34 Sincerely silenced in Michigan.
01:49:38 Here we go.
01:49:38 Shit. Pitchfork. Hancock.
01:49:40 Sucker. Motherfucker. Tits.
01:49:41 Is that enough, or shall I go on?
01:49:45 I'm thinking he still sounds a little bit upset.
01:49:48 Dude.
01:49:48 The like it's such a crazy coincidence that the deer flags we have tonight
01:49:53 are so relevant to problems that this podcast is having right now.
01:49:58 It's really. That's crazy.
01:50:00 It is.
01:50:00 It's pretty like
01:50:03 if if Gary was here to witness this, I think maybe he would have
01:50:06 a change of heart.
01:50:07 Oh, he's witnessing. He's definitely witnessing it.
01:50:10 I don't know, I you you were you weren't necessarily wrong to joke like that.
01:50:15 It was quitting the right move. I don't think so.
01:50:17 But if you're trying to, there is a way to,
01:50:21 satisfy both bases.
01:50:23 And, I don't know, apparently. Maybe.
01:50:27 I think
01:50:28 maybe some, I don't know, maybe somebody who's not rounding third at home.
01:50:31 I don't know, but he was going home.
01:50:33 Which is it? Wait, wait, wait, what is it?
01:50:35 Oh, is it running at home with been to third base?
01:50:39 I've never rounded third.
01:50:41 I mean, like, I think you're doing it wrong.
01:50:43 You should spend some more time.
01:50:44 It's first base is just kissing.
01:50:47 So, like, up the first, first and second base are on.
01:50:50 I think it's changed.
01:50:51 I think it's drastically changed.
01:50:54 Right?
01:50:55 I think first base is probably like texts.
01:50:57 Second base is probably emojis.
01:51:01 Third third base is dick
01:51:02 pics sharing Snapchat is actual IRL, third base is, FaceTime
01:51:07 FaceTime calls.
01:51:12 You know Snapchat, it.
01:51:18 I don't think Snapchat exists anymore.
01:51:21 Oh, no, it's it does.
01:51:23 It's still roaring about.
01:51:26 Roaring it is.
01:51:28 I, I use it to get to third base quite frequently.
01:51:32 All right. So back to that mount.
01:51:34 What's your Mount Rushmore bases?
01:51:36 The first I was like, home to order is a banner.
01:51:41 There's no lights there.
01:51:44 Okay.
01:51:45 Thanks for that, kit. Where's the.
01:51:47 I mean, it's all hang out, like, in between to account,
01:51:49 like where the shortstop hangs out as a base. Yeah.
01:51:51 What kind of like you just hangs out there all day?
01:51:53 Five people for four bases.
01:51:55 How many fucking people do you need per base?
01:51:57 But he never makes it any further, though.
01:51:59 He just kind of hangs out there and that's it.
01:52:00 Like, you want to just be left in that window.
01:52:03 Just a tease. You're getting teased.
01:52:05 He's too short.
01:52:08 I think I'll work off that later.
01:52:10 Outfield I had that I set up, I set it up and I didn't play it.
01:52:13 Play it.
01:52:17 It's too.
01:52:19 That's what I said in the face.
01:52:21 To be too short.
01:52:22 Make me Get real a great song.
01:52:28 With that, always do
01:52:30 short break. Yeah.
01:52:31 So far it means hold on.
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01:54:08 And. Ladies and
01:54:15 gentlemen, let's get ready to.
01:54:22 Rumble!
01:54:23 I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:54:25 I hope you're ready to rumble. You.
01:54:33 What for?
01:54:35 I need it to tell you.
01:54:36 For me, I to tell the story.
01:54:39 Three, studio three.
01:54:41 To go straight to
01:54:44 the track
01:54:45 up with it.
01:54:46 And while the brothers got this beside getting to the beat.
01:54:50 Just watch me.
01:54:52 Why are you worried about ducking all my kids?
01:54:54 But don't worry, it didn't take long to strike change in the game to get my TV on.
01:55:00 But every once in, instantly oh
01:55:05 yes, dad must know how to do it.
01:55:07 Well, John, daddy was dumb.
01:55:09 I've been for a while and a mouth full of crap to make money for baby,
01:55:13 but she loved the set so I that the bitch looks like.
01:55:17 Oh, fat
01:55:19 snake.
01:55:19 My later I hate when I'm the other side.
01:55:24 It was all
01:55:26 just on the other side.
01:55:27 And you can't stop us I had that was happening today,
01:55:30 but if I shut down, I don't want to knock that bitch over.
01:55:35 But she couldn't even breathe.
01:55:37 She was holding the phone.
01:55:39 Let me just get the doubt.
01:55:41 My homeboy said strike. Don't worry.
01:55:44 But that next day, I quit.
01:55:46 This time I gave up that girl.
01:55:50 I never got such traffic.
01:55:53 What did he say?
01:55:57 It was on her face and neck and chest and started to say.
01:55:59 There's no so spoke. Yeah.
01:56:02 Is that what you said? You.
01:56:04 I'm part of it, yeah.
01:56:07 Where's the new draw? Raps
01:56:10 bereft.
01:56:12 Yeah. No. She got any new content.
01:56:14 It's been two years, I think, since you posted.
01:56:16 Content.
01:56:21 What do you like might be teaching me, bro?
01:56:23 You still love me, bro? Have your own app.
01:56:26 You stalking me?
01:56:27 I believe they call it following, but sure.
01:56:32 So we're on Rumble now.
01:56:32 We can play things that we can't normally play elsewhere.
01:56:35 Yeah, I got, I got, I got this right off the bat.
01:56:38 I got this right here. Oh, I got this right off that.
01:56:40 This is a, actual footage of, So this is Gary right here,
01:56:44 and then his wife, enters the fray here.
01:56:51 Oh. You know, that's that's a macro aggression.
01:56:58 Wow. Yeah.
01:56:59 So I know what you're all thinking.
01:57:01 Maybe we just watch someone die, and that's what
01:57:03 this person right here just says.
01:57:04 But don't worry, because right underneath here, it says I was the guy in the video.
01:57:07 I'm fine. So. Oh, that's good.
01:57:11 Yeah.
01:57:11 We're good. We're good on that. No.
01:57:14 I don't know if I believe him.
01:57:16 Well, I do, I do trust I don't think he was like, who else do you trust?
01:57:21 I gotta talk.
01:57:23 Oh, Karrion Kross.
01:57:25 Yeah. Look at this.
01:57:26 The guy on the left is is pushed way more than the guy on the right.
01:57:30 What's your problem, Oh, if you would guess.
01:57:32 Like, who's getting more of more prominent spot.
01:57:34 Which one would you choose? Brady.
01:57:36 For the last couple of months,
01:57:37 what if you could guess which one is getting a more prominent spot?
01:57:40 Guess which one?
01:57:41 Cornelius.
01:57:42 The guy that played the guy that looks like $1 million?
01:57:44 Or the guy that looks like a fucking hobo?
01:57:47 Who hasn't seen a gym in forever?
01:57:52 Maybe he's seen a gym lately, though.
01:57:54 Does yoga the.
01:57:58 Yeah, the one with his own name on his shirt.
01:58:01 How about that guy?
01:58:02 He's guys wearing his own merch.
01:58:04 How do you know?
01:58:05 I don't know, that's his name.
01:58:07 It's in the name of the video.
01:58:09 Okay, look, you
01:58:12 nerd, wrestling nerd versus football.
01:58:15 This is for right now.
01:58:17 This is break me I watch.
01:58:19 Yeah, I've been watched, for this show.
01:58:21 What is your obsession? I got your priorities.
01:58:23 I think you're a lawyer.
01:58:25 That's my problem with you.
01:58:27 That's why I think you lied again.
01:58:29 How could somebody reading a script ever be a liar?
01:58:32 You lie to yourself.
01:58:34 You could have been a world champion.
01:58:35 I don't watch a movie if you didn't know.
01:58:38 You really only watched documentaries. I know your case.
01:58:40 Yeah, I apologize, you're right. I'm wrong.
01:58:43 Jimmy, you're not a good guy.
01:58:48 You're bad.
01:58:48 Why is above so below?
01:58:55 No, this is weird.
01:58:58 You're wrong.
01:58:59 I'm thinking I hate each other.
01:59:00 You know what, Sammy? That's a promo.
01:59:02 I watched this whole fucking minute and 20s and they don't hit each other.
01:59:06 This is way more entertaining than them flipping and flying and a fake fight and
01:59:11 listen, I can't argue with you, but, like, neither one is still entertaining.
01:59:16 These these promos are where they start doing
01:59:18 the set up for the good matches that happen.
01:59:20 Yeah, you can't just have like a fight, even though they still do that these days
01:59:25 when they when they show when they're going to have their WrestleMania
01:59:28 match next year, they're going to show that clip is the introduction to it.
01:59:32 Yeah. Like this is where it all started.
01:59:34 When Karrion Kross confronted Sami Zayn and said, you're a bad guy.
01:59:38 That's what.
01:59:39 That's what starts the whole I can see that.
01:59:40 Yeah, I can see that perfectly.
01:59:43 It's some dark music thing.
01:59:45 Big I was there when Dominik Mysterio turned heel.
01:59:49 I watched him tell his mom to shut up live.
01:59:53 You can't do that.
01:59:55 Oh he did and now he's the Intercontinental Champion.
02:00:01 I remember being a teenager and telling my mom to f off once.
02:00:04 Oh boy yeah
02:00:08 I five.
02:00:10 Yeah.
02:00:10 So that's what was worse is she didn't really attack me.
02:00:13 She played the other card and it's it's very memorable.
02:00:15 Like, if she would have attacked me I would have just hated her and.
02:00:17 But yeah, fuck off even more. But she just
02:00:20 it was like I physically just stabbed her.
02:00:23 Shot. It was immediate. Just two.
02:00:25 I just saw it, you know what I mean?
02:00:26 It was just, oh.
02:00:28 I didn't do it again until I was an adult.
02:00:30 And now, I mean, I tell her to fuck off all the time, but she doesn't.
02:00:33 She doesn't. She doesn't remember. She's gotten jaded.
02:00:37 She's demented.
02:00:39 Let's see. That's the wrong way to say somebody with dementia.
02:00:41 That makes it sound horrible. And she's.
02:00:42 I can hear her yelling right now.
02:00:43 I don't fucking have dementia.
02:00:45 But again, she won't remember any of this.
02:00:47 She's just yelling right now.
02:00:48 And they just sitting in bed at night just yelling.
02:00:51 Yeah, I'm sure of it.
02:00:52 He definitely has dementia.
02:00:54 Nope.
02:00:56 Just ask her.
02:00:58 Well, she's yelling right now.
02:00:59 I don't have dementia.
02:01:00 I'm just getting dementia.
02:01:01 Lady.
02:01:04 Where did it go?
02:01:05 Here it is. It's on there. I'm looking for it.
02:01:07 It's on the screen.
02:01:08 This doesn't require a complete rebranding.
02:01:11 Maybe a slight recast.
02:01:14 Kind of like Sesame Street into the Muppets.
02:01:17 We've seen the audience.
02:01:19 I don't have time to fix it.
02:01:21 So, like when you say. I don't know what you mean.
02:01:23 You mean none of this? It's all Gary.
02:01:25 It's always been. Gary. Yes.
02:01:28 Yeah.
02:01:28 More like the count.
02:01:31 The Gary, the graveyard segment.
02:01:35 Nope. It's not. That would be the count to say.
02:01:37 I didn't think so, because when when I make Gary the audio lines up.
02:01:41 Carry over character from Sesame Street to the Muppets.
02:01:45 Was Kermit the Frog
02:01:48 right there?
02:01:50 It ain't easy being green.
02:01:54 So, see, cryptic riddles.
02:01:57 Wanted to talk a little bit about, over abbreviation.
02:02:00 Or, as I spell it, we are BRT and which I think
02:02:04 is funny, or under abbreviation.
02:02:07 I've noticed that assembly and association or associated always,
02:02:12 always abbreviated ACS, which is so stupid because first of all, it's a word.
02:02:18 Secondly, if you're abbreviating, why include a double?
02:02:23 And that would.
02:02:26 It's great. I draw
02:02:29 so, draw ranch life.
02:02:34 Is going to be like The Muppet Show.
02:02:36 See, whereas Sesame Street was educational
02:02:39 about the show, he's making fun of me, for entertainment.
02:02:43 And I like to think I was,
02:02:46 I had some things to say that this is like the after show.
02:02:48 He's critiquing that.
02:02:50 But. Right.
02:02:51 Fledgling pen and paper, take some notes.
02:02:53 Maybe not.
02:02:54 I don't know.
02:02:56 Oh, he's looking for his wife.
02:02:58 What about his terrified. Oh,
02:03:02 where am I going to go?
02:03:04 I my whole my whole demeanor just changed.
02:03:06 Now I'm genuinely he's like, no, no, I'm not filming.
02:03:09 No, no, I need you to somehow
02:03:12 contact the show and let us know that you are currently okay.
02:03:16 Gosh, she's holding in comments.
02:03:18 Did I just did I just did I making it all up in my head?
02:03:21 Lucy the Muppet Show is more fun if there is any reason to it
02:03:25 all of a sudden and I. Okay.
02:03:27 Oh yeah.
02:03:27 Is that is that fucking camera going to say that?
02:03:32 Why is there a light on in the garage?
02:03:33 What's going on?
02:03:35 He's held hostage.
02:03:37 I don't,
02:03:39 but, this recall
02:03:41 I one this is literally like these little messages
02:03:44 that he's only being able to deliver snippets all the time.
02:03:48 When I pause it, it fix the audio.
02:03:50 And, when I, when someone says they believe in miracles or angels or.
02:03:56 Oh, you're right, or he's got to say it, he just can't not say it.
02:04:00 And maybe I should.
02:04:01 Maybe I should what, what?
02:04:03 Higher bar.
02:04:04 And hold myself to a higher standard.
02:04:09 And, when I,
02:04:12 when someone says they believe in miracles or angels or
02:04:16 I, I always want a large
02:04:17 enemy spotted and maybe I shouldn't.
02:04:20 Maybe I should take their.
02:04:25 There was I think there was take.
02:04:27 There was fill in the blank.
02:04:28 They may never take there.
02:04:31 So I never even did any penis that was in the wrong order.
02:04:34 Who made this website?
02:04:35 It plays automatically in the wrong order.
02:04:38 Don't you want to know the order they uploaded it, not reverse.
02:04:42 I like how they all do it that way.
02:04:44 Can you title I like how I would, I would help make it a lot easier.
02:04:50 Yeah I like how you subtly subtly going okay,
02:04:56 maybe God does exist and I'm just going to go along my merry way.
02:05:01 It's literally his his wife tricked him into forced him into believing in God.
02:05:05 And now he's done.
02:05:06 Do you know there's a church like that?
02:05:08 It involves a snake and an apple.
02:05:10 It was just that church. Yeah.
02:05:12 Wow. Who?
02:05:13 We just.
02:05:14 We watched the reverse. Adam and Eve.
02:05:16 The parallels here are insane.
02:05:19 He's like.
02:05:20 He's saying a prayer.
02:05:21 Monday night at 10 p.m.. No.
02:05:25 Hands folded.
02:05:27 He should actually be praying every night.
02:05:28 But he wants to be a good Christian.
02:05:32 Right?
02:05:32 Yes. And.
02:05:36 Kneeling next to the bed on that bottom friendly menu.
02:05:39 Oh, I lay me down to sleep.
02:05:42 I pray the Lord. So there a married couple.
02:05:44 I wrote a painting that's on the wall to try and actually abide and compromise.
02:05:48 I wrote a little fladge ranch charter.
02:05:50 Biden compromise.
02:05:53 Biden.
02:05:54 Did I say Biden?
02:05:55 And sometimes my words imply and compromise.
02:06:00 Biden compromise.
02:06:04 What did I like?
02:06:04 A good Biden compromise.
02:06:09 Come on, let me do whatever the fuck you want.
02:06:11 Come on.
02:06:14 Stream.
02:06:14 Yeah.
02:06:14 Really slow.
02:06:15 People are really complaining about StreamYard a lot.
02:06:18 So I added a clause to the charter.
02:06:26 Number six exception to atheism to honor
02:06:29 a personal commitment to a spouse to show will not promote atheism.
02:06:33 This singular exception is made to maintain domestic peace,
02:06:36 but will not undermine our dedication to free speech.
02:06:39 Comedy thrives on pushing boundaries.
02:06:41 And this one, this one promise won't.
02:06:43 Dollar edge
02:06:44 commitment to rest the show respect Sunday as a complete day of rest?
02:06:49 No show related activities
02:06:50 including production, promotion or engagement will take place on Sundays,
02:06:54 ensuring a dedicated pause for reflection and recharge
02:06:58 as your religion dictates.
02:07:01 So I thought if we added those two things, it might appease the wife too.
02:07:04 So I'm willing to play
02:07:07 even if it's unreasonable.
02:07:11 Fine with that.
02:07:15 But I also added a, spousal release form
02:07:19 that I'm going to need you all to sign if you have a significant other,
02:07:23 because there's nothing like a woman scorned,
02:07:25 certainly isn't reasonable, but it is definitely real.
02:07:30 This kitty's got claws or something.
02:07:34 Yeah.
02:07:34 Dude, if you let things escalate, look at the way.
02:07:36 Look at the way a president of France is treated by his wife.
02:07:40 Oh, I saw this.
02:07:43 It's not fucking playing.
02:07:44 Come on, man,
02:07:46 StreamYard really pisses me off.
02:07:49 I'm going to refresh and see if this helps.
02:07:53 Or just my luck.
02:07:54 They took that video down.
02:07:58 There we go.
02:08:00 No problem. Just a little hiccup.
02:08:02 Just a little refresh. Nope.
02:08:03 Still not playing. Amazing.
02:08:06 You probably find it on YouTube.
02:08:10 Yeah.
02:08:11 What the fuck though?
02:08:14 Strange.
02:08:21 I watched it three times.
02:08:23 I mean, it it played it,
02:08:24 rotate it, repeated three times when I didn't need it to play.
02:08:28 And now that I do, I have to go to three
02:08:30 other fucking pages here and hit this.
02:08:47 See, I don't I mean, I don't.
02:08:51 Me I don't I'm not concerned.
02:08:52 It certainly certainly wasn't a slap.
02:08:54 It was more of a well, wait a minute. Real speed.
02:08:56 Do you see the real speed?
02:08:59 It's certainly not a slap or a punch.
02:09:01 He pushed.
02:09:05 It's something that
02:09:06 you don't want your wife to do.
02:09:09 But when I first heard it I heard it was a slap.
02:09:13 She put her hand on his face and then pushed her away.
02:09:16 Said no stop doing cocaine.
02:09:19 I love that
02:09:20 when he sees the camera though he's like oh hi, hi there.
02:09:23 He walks back, he turns.
02:09:24 He's like deliver justice.
02:09:26 You think so? You think he kicked? Oh, he just took a bump.
02:09:29 Did you see that?
02:09:29 Oh, yeah, definitely.
02:09:30 This is making sure his nose is clear. He's about to be.
02:09:32 He shot a video.
02:09:33 You know, we we you showed the video, right?
02:09:36 I thought you brought the video to this show with the cocaine on the table.
02:09:39 I swear I saw that on fly.
02:09:41 Emmanuel. Hello. My name is Emmanuel.
02:09:44 It was him and John, two other leaders of state.
02:09:46 We're sitting at a table and then the go the blown and one gradually grabbed it.
02:09:51 Let's just show it again. And grandma let them blow.
02:09:54 The Quran grabs
02:09:57 what I should I put bag of coke.
02:09:59 That'll come up.
02:10:03 Yep. Again up.
02:10:05 It came up pretty fast.
02:10:06 I would still like, I would say like a welfare check from Gary.
02:10:10 At some point, we can go cocaine together.
02:10:14 Yeah.
02:10:14 So this is McCrone and two other state leaders.
02:10:17 Oh, this is not a caption. This is a.
02:10:20 Oh, no, that's a caption.
02:10:21 Right?
02:10:25 I don't think the caption is right, but you see this right next to, like.
02:10:28 Yeah, that would be very weird. You describing ready?
02:10:30 You and I am smoking weed while doing a podcast with you.
02:10:33 Brady.
02:10:35 Yeah, and the kid is here also I
02:10:38 when I see this, I think it's a tissue.
02:10:42 I don't really think it's a but at the hole.
02:10:44 So this see this little white thing next to his cup.
02:10:46 Yeah. Classy.
02:10:47 That's what all the huff and hullabaloo is about right.
02:10:50 Oh blue hullabaloo.
02:10:52 That's the I was looking for you just as soon as he realized the camera's wrong.
02:10:55 That's what he's like. Oh, whoops.
02:10:58 I see, I've done that.
02:10:59 It was weed.
02:11:00 I don't I've never done cocaine.
02:11:02 Everything I learned about cocaine, I learned on this show yesterday,
02:11:06 but it was a bag of weed.
02:11:07 I had an apartment of my parents came over,
02:11:09 and it was just weird because I was like, oh shit.
02:11:11 We left it on the table and I was more embarrassed than anything else.
02:11:13 And I did exactly the motion that is a motion.
02:11:15 You're like, oops, that was not.
02:11:19 If it was a you don't if it was like, know a couple razor blade or straw.
02:11:24 So a razor blade, maybe a mirror with a little bit of residue.
02:11:28 And he was like, put something really quick unless you have something over it.
02:11:32 Yeah.
02:11:32 If they were worried about the cleanliness of the table
02:11:34 for the shot, they would have grabbed the folder shit too, real quick.
02:11:37 It's just not
02:11:39 I don't know.
02:11:40 I've been in situations where I've seen I've seen individuals who may
02:11:44 or may not have been on this podcast at one point or another in the past,
02:11:48 have to quickly put something over some type of something
02:11:52 at some point in the past.
02:11:53 That and because somebody of some significance or not,
02:11:59 may or may not be coming into the room.
02:12:01 And the quickest thing to do is just said something that's clean,
02:12:05 just right over the top of it.
02:12:06 Or so I've heard
02:12:08 of this person who may or may or may not have been on this podcast in the past.
02:12:13 And it's not magic.
02:12:14 No matter how fast he moves his hands, he's not fucking John Cena.
02:12:17 It's my wrestling reference.
02:12:18 Oh, okay. Wow.
02:12:22 So that's not cool that he was in here and he just got here, right? I.
02:12:32 Whoopsie.
02:12:38 And the little added part
02:12:39 that he can't see and I'm going to rewind after all that.
02:12:41 So if you.
02:12:42 All right.
02:12:42 Fine. It's a tissue.
02:12:43 You convince yourself the next.
02:12:45 I need you to explain the coke spoon.
02:12:49 Why don't you use the coffee stirrers?
02:12:51 What they want?
02:12:52 Sorry, this is not a coffee stirrer.
02:12:54 First of all, there's no coffee.
02:12:59 Right, like a coffee stirrer.
02:13:00 And then look at it.
02:13:01 Do you see my mouse screen?
02:13:03 I don't know, yes, I see that thing.
02:13:06 I don't know what it is because it's not a coffee stirrer.
02:13:10 I don't know, I don't know, there's usually.
02:13:13 Oh, hold on a second.
02:13:14 The line might not even be part of it.
02:13:15 The lines, part of the fucking.
02:13:18 Yeah, it's a binder. Yeah. Okay.
02:13:19 So this is a red thing. Shortly thereafter.
02:13:24 Wait, there was too small to be any, could be a Coke spoon.
02:13:26 Can be tiny, right?
02:13:28 I honestly don't know.
02:13:29 I do not do cocaine.
02:13:31 I used to drink Coca-Cola.
02:13:39 He grabbed a tissue and he grabbed it.
02:13:42 And. Officer.
02:13:44 Okay. Wow. Crazy.
02:13:46 So they slow this shit down, though.
02:13:49 What he's doing lines zero.
02:13:50 Coffee, sir, I hate to tell you anything.
02:13:53 No way too small.
02:13:56 Way too small.
02:14:00 You know, like.
02:14:01 I mean, that's a good view of it right there. Get that fucking.
02:14:04 Why did. That is just.
02:14:05 Yeah, it's a tissue. Tissue.
02:14:07 And it's like I said, like,
02:14:10 they said it was a folded paper,
02:14:13 you know, not a bag.
02:14:14 And look, it doesn't look neatly folded.
02:14:16 A lot of people carry cocaine in a folded cardboard.
02:14:19 Apparently.
02:14:23 So you say.
02:14:23 No, it's not. No.
02:14:27 All right.
02:14:28 He was definitely getting hit by his wife, though.
02:14:30 Okay?
02:14:32 I mean, who who doesn't deserved it?
02:14:34 That's not a that's not a good sign.
02:14:36 Who doesn't these days?
02:14:36 Good, good.
02:14:40 Good segue.
02:14:41 Ziggy was.
02:14:41 He was asking for it.
02:14:42 Did you see what he was wearing?
02:14:44 So I have a, No.
02:14:46 What was news story here?
02:14:47 I don't know what's in his pants.
02:14:50 There's some breaking news.
02:14:52 Okay.
02:15:00 Apparently, a, man
02:15:02 has been murdered in and or around the Armada Township area.
02:15:07 Gary, a man of unyielding reason, found solace
02:15:11 in his podcast, Loud Rants, where he dismantled religious dogma.
02:15:15 His wife, Bonnie, a woman of profound faith.
02:15:18 So his work is a direct assault on her beliefs and a threat to his soul.
02:15:21 Their home, once a haven, became a battleground of clashing ideologies.
02:15:26 The arguments escalated from stained, strained silences to bitter accusations.
02:15:30 Bonnie pleaded for his salvation, while Gary championed critical
02:15:33 thinking and finding meaning in the present.
02:15:35 Each episode of his podcast deepened the chasm between
02:15:38 them, eroding Bonnie's hope and fueling their despair.
02:15:41 The breaking point arrived after Gary uploaded a particularly provocative
02:15:45 YouTube short.
02:15:47 He emerged from his office triumphant, only to find sorry.
02:15:51 He emerged from his barn triumphant, only to find Bonnie
02:15:54 consumed with a terrifying resolve.
02:15:56 Her eyes usually gentle now an unyielding glint as she reached for an
02:16:02 antique ceramic
02:16:03 vase, a cherished wedding gift.
02:16:07 Gary, since the shift, asked.
02:16:10 Bonnie, what are you doing? She didn't answer.
02:16:12 The vase swung a blur of porcelain.
02:16:14 And then there was only darkness.
02:16:16 The police found Bonnie sitting quietly beside Gary's lifeless form.
02:16:20 He wouldn't believe, she stated calmly.
02:16:23 He wouldn't stop.
02:16:24 I had to save him.
02:16:25 He had to save.
02:16:26 I had to save his soul
02:16:29 there. The world called it murder.
02:16:31 Bonnie, in her fractured mind, believed it was an act of divine intervention,
02:16:35 a desperate sacrifice.
02:16:37 The flash rants podcast fell
02:16:40 silent, a chilling testament to the tragic collision of faith and disbelief
02:16:45 that is why he's not here, unfortunately.
02:16:49 Allegedly, there's a difference there.
02:16:51 I noticed a stark difference between me and you earlier.
02:16:54 I accidentally did this,
02:16:56 just played it off.
02:16:58 I was actually going to announce that Gary had passed,
02:17:01 but I thought about it and I didn't.
02:17:04 But you actually took it.
02:17:06 And I see you've discovered I was amazing.
02:17:10 You know, when you're, giving a pinch.
02:17:12 Yeah.
02:17:13 You need something very specific.
02:17:15 That sounds a lot like the guy I know named Gary.
02:17:18 I might have to make a phone call.
02:17:20 Yeah, I want this to be the first one that actually stuck the wheel
02:17:23 here in the morning.
02:17:24 Why? He's not here past. Wow.
02:17:26 Very sad, very true.
02:17:28 It was. It was a particular product.
02:17:30 I don't know what short it was, but it was a particular provocative YouTube short.
02:17:34 I thought you were going to talk about the.
02:17:36 There was like a, traffic incident.
02:17:41 Hey, kid, can you just shut the fuck up for a second?
02:17:44 Have a moment of silence for Gary here. Sorry. I'm sorry.
02:17:46 It's okay.
02:17:50 Okay, so that traffic incident.
02:17:51 Yeah. Somebody died.
02:17:54 Right outside, Romeo or something, but someone or something.
02:17:57 That's fine. It's. Yeah. That's cool.
02:18:00 Yeah, it was pretty rad.
02:18:04 There's like, there's a there's a big,
02:18:07 it's a big it was a big to do over there.
02:18:09 Yeah.
02:18:11 Lot of commotion after that one.
02:18:13 I don't know.
02:18:15 First Facebook post race before me.
02:18:17 Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
02:18:21 Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
02:18:23 for our use and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
02:18:27 Amen.
02:18:31 Pour one out for the homies.
02:18:32 Yeah. No joke.
02:18:33 But that is that is local.
02:18:35 So it's very sad.
02:18:36 Yeah,
02:18:38 yeah, I guess I probably should have,
02:18:41 not brought it up because I don't know any details.
02:18:43 All I can tell you is someone died, so I've placed it so
02:18:47 my bad.
02:18:50 People die.
02:18:51 People definitely die.
02:18:52 That is. That is true.
02:18:55 People.
02:18:55 Do you know, I see more people dying?
02:18:57 No. Okay.
02:19:00 It just my entire life. No.
02:19:02 Buddy of mine
02:19:03 just told me about this knockoff version that uses a club in a ball called golf,
02:19:07 which is short for ground disc golf.
02:19:09 And that's because you're not throwing it in the air.
02:19:11 You're hitting it from the ground,
02:19:12 which already, I think is super lazy and just copying our sport.
02:19:15 Pretty much everything was relatively easy.
02:19:18 Until you get to putting, there's almost no way to get it stay in the basket.
02:19:21 I don't think this sport will catch on.
02:19:23 So I've played disc golf almost my entire life, and a buddy of mine
02:19:26 just told me about this knockoff version that uses a club in a ball called golf,
02:19:30 which is short for ground disc golf.
02:19:32 And that's because you're not throwing it in the air.
02:19:34 You're hitting it from the ground,
02:19:35 which already I think is super lazy and just copying our sport.
02:19:38 Pretty much everything was relatively easy.
02:19:41 Until you get to putting, there's almost no way to get it.
02:19:43 Stay in the basket.
02:19:46 I don't get it.
02:19:47 So people
02:19:49 that disc golf don't think that's funny.
02:19:53 Get it?
02:19:56 The ball doesn't go in the
02:19:59 basket.
02:20:00 Yeah. Nature.
02:20:01 Like an asshole with my little discus.
02:20:06 We have very few comments.
02:20:07 Basically, they, We're talking about the ship that hit the bridge.
02:20:11 Do you recall that news cycle course?
02:20:14 How would you go?
02:20:16 And they were just talking about sticks and stuff.
02:20:18 Should we go over it?
02:20:18 No, man.
02:20:22 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:20:26 Come on.
02:20:29 So the comments were ship
02:20:32 versus bridge and play this.
02:20:36 Three men snapping like sticks.
02:20:38 Sailors left dangling.
02:20:40 That tugboat appeared to try to steer the ship.
02:20:42 Called the quarterback south, but it kept drifting north towards the bridge.
02:20:47 Experts pointing to videos like this showing a possible way, suggest looking at
02:20:51 pushing it faster right into the bridge, all three masts snapping like
02:20:57 it was an American controlling the ship.
02:20:59 Someone said Norway, tranquility.
02:21:02 Well, that's not very nice Dennis Ross.
02:21:04 So sex give the Mexicans their do well.
02:21:07 You want to take it away from them says done on purpose.
02:21:12 But then Brian Battaglia
02:21:14 Q1 asks rebutted, why destroy your own boat
02:21:18 when it's better to use a ship to take out a bridge like in Baltimore?
02:21:22 Shout out to the bridge that was hit in Baltimore and up to Baltimore.
02:21:26 Voldemort
02:21:29 Dan Page T Dan Page T I don't know why I did that.
02:21:33 Maybe it's Dan Padgett, Dan Bridges it looks like Dan and Gay.
02:21:38 Dan PJ let's go with the MPAA.
02:21:39 It's like French.
02:21:42 Dan Padgett 2375, said
02:21:44 obviously had a severe malfunction.
02:21:48 It is going astern at a rate of knots.
02:21:52 What is that ship talks up
02:21:54 well knots backwards knots is kind of vague, right.
02:21:58 It doesn't have to be so many.
02:22:00 Yeah, yeah, it's like that's like him saying
02:22:03 if it was a car, it's like it was going backwards at a rate of miles per hour.
02:22:07 Nice.
02:22:08 The number would have been pretty helpful.
02:22:11 But you know C again Gary, you said that the show had no purpose.
02:22:15 Look, just just last week, 12 days ago, Grizz
02:22:18 09976 learned
02:22:22 he didn't realize that the ship was going backwards until he read this,
02:22:25 which was connected to our show, which was way our long form show.
02:22:30 Why was it backing up?
02:22:32 That's the ultimate question.
02:22:34 Yeah.
02:22:35 Maltese Falcon
02:22:37 mult Maltese Falcon after Z, I got to read the whole thing
02:22:41 and then come back and then the words and language make more sense.
02:22:44 Man lit S.F.
02:22:46 Lachlan one said sailors dangling.
02:22:51 That's funny if you think about it in different
02:22:55 sailors dangling. You don't think that's.
02:22:56 I think that's funny.
02:22:58 Snapping like sticks.
02:23:00 Fire, flatulence said who is going to tell him those are sticks?
02:23:05 Wait, does he mean those aren't sticks snapping like sticks?
02:23:07 Who's going to tell him those are sticks?
02:23:10 These comments are very confusing and hard to read.
02:23:12 Do you think they meant he's saying that they are sticks so
02:23:17 the snapping like sticks is like he's like making fun of it.
02:23:22 Big sticks. It's not what sticks.
02:23:24 See if you make a pause, how the sticks, how the whole language changes.
02:23:27 I put a little pause there and it change the whole meaning like a bit.
02:23:31 It's Brian Battaglia Q1 is coming back and see we're creating connections.
02:23:37 Our commenters are getting to know one another.
02:23:39 Cody or P90.
02:23:42 P90 says get. That's.
02:23:47 The draw.
02:23:48 You want to read that I don't I'll leave I'll leave the
02:23:51 the very last comment right here.
02:23:53 Can you see it?
02:23:55 Get that big stupid
02:23:57 big flag off it, off it.
02:24:02 Get that stupid big flag.
02:24:04 What does that mean?
02:24:07 I don't understand, I don't either, I apparently,
02:24:10 I think it's some kind of derogatory term for a Mexican.
02:24:15 Which I've never understood.
02:24:18 Where it comes from.
02:24:19 Should we learn like, I know spic from is like, spick and span was like, it's.
02:24:24 Yeah, maybe because it's like it's clean.
02:24:25 It's good.
02:24:26 Wow. That could be it.
02:24:30 And then way, way back when.
02:24:31 Way, way back when.
02:24:35 We had this.
02:24:37 See I don't like that.
02:24:38 We have to switch it.
02:24:42 We just wait with him.
02:24:43 Essentially a bomb. But he watches at the military basically.
02:24:47 Give me the thing Brady.
02:24:49 Remember the Cocoa Puffs?
02:24:51 The guy that followed the Cocoa Puffs commercials?
02:24:54 How horribly terrifying they were?
02:24:56 Yeah.
02:24:58 I challenged people.
02:25:01 And flag, I mean flag rants challenged people and said,
02:25:04 I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
02:25:05 Do not comment or sonny give it
02:25:08 Ashland b4 zero.
02:25:10 Finally after two months comment and I just comment it so rip Sony
02:25:14 I get Sonny I guess how dare you
02:25:18 so bullshit.
02:25:25 He news this just in Sonny the
02:25:29 what do you mean what kind of bird is he is dead elephant.
02:25:34 He's an elephant. Bird?
02:25:35 Yep. Yeah.
02:25:36 Perfect.
02:25:39 I don't think that's right.
02:25:41 Now he looks.
02:25:42 Prove him wrong.
02:25:43 Gray and has a trunk.
02:25:46 You're the one who needs to bring evidence, not him.
02:25:51 The burden of proof is on you.
02:25:53 I'm sorry.
02:25:56 Now that Gary's not on the show,
02:25:57 do we have to do those stupid Sabrina Hassan Pfeiffer clips?
02:26:00 Or should we still do that?
02:26:01 Now we can be done with that lesbian cunt that you asked.
02:26:04 No. There's anything wrong with being a lesbian.
02:26:06 With being a lesbian?
02:26:07 Is that actually nothing wrong with that?
02:26:08 In fact, I encourage it in front of me.
02:26:11 Become a cunt.
02:26:12 Just any kind of cunt to be lesbian.
02:26:15 But I swear we've never made it through five seconds of those videos.
02:26:19 And I tried lesbian.
02:26:21 Yeah, right.
02:26:21 A lesbian news.
02:26:24 It just needs to be broken down. The.
02:26:28 It's hard to be a lesbians.
02:26:29 No.
02:26:30 We can break lesbian zone brainwashing.
02:26:33 You got to wait till July. It's there a month.
02:26:38 No, I thought this was a month right now.
02:26:40 Yeah, it is, so we have to wait till next month to June crack down on them.
02:26:44 Oh, it's specifically lesbian month in July.
02:26:46 Oh, it's pride month.
02:26:48 Lesbian would fall into that category.
02:26:50 I thought it was a month. That's why we go.
02:26:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have to wait till after June.
02:26:58 You got it.
02:26:59 I got.
02:27:02 It. Candles are, What do you think it is?
02:27:08 Let's play. What price is it?
02:27:10 Got a title.
02:27:10 Is that the most awkward game show prize in the history of TV?
02:27:14 And in case you're listening, you're not watching.
02:27:17 It looks like we're on The Price is Right.
02:27:18 And it appears that some nice woman
02:27:21 is wheeling up in her wheelchair to contestant's row.
02:27:25 Or to go actually on the price.
02:27:27 Let's see and guesses on what it's going to be.
02:27:30 I'm going to say a leg up.
02:27:32 I think it's a treadmill, a treadmill.
02:27:34 That would be the best.
02:27:36 Well, no, because she could still eat, she could exercise her
02:27:39 arms on the treadmill.
02:27:41 You know, I mean in the, in the chair.
02:27:44 Oh she could I don't know how well it would work.
02:27:47 Maybe, maybe it's a StairMaster.
02:27:49 You got any suggestions on what the prize may be.
02:27:51 Comment before I hit it
02:27:55 Gary?
02:27:55 Brand new car.
02:27:58 She can drive a car unless it has a stick.
02:28:02 I mean, stick with you saying she can't drive a stick.
02:28:05 No, I don't think you can drive a stick without legs.
02:28:09 I think the clutch is important.
02:28:11 She can do anything that a,
02:28:15 an abled person could do.
02:28:18 Just as well, if not better.
02:28:20 So you don't mind if you're going on a Spirit Airlines
02:28:22 flight and your pilot is blind?
02:28:24 That's equal opportunity. Exactly.
02:28:27 All right, it's June. I agree. Blind.
02:28:32 Do you?
02:28:34 I'm just so nice to see what's going on.
02:28:36 I'm so excited right now. I said I thought she'd never get off here, man.
02:28:39 You were close couple times.
02:28:40 Yeah, so. But here's here's what I think.
02:28:43 Well, that's. I thought he was being mean.
02:28:45 You got up here, you were close to a couple times,
02:28:48 and then you rolled back down the stairs.
02:28:52 This is Danielle.
02:28:53 We got first this folding treadmill.
02:28:55 It isn't you guys.
02:28:56 You saw this one?
02:28:58 No, I didn't bring it with us.
02:29:01 Well, probably see fitness.
02:29:05 I want to see.
02:29:08 Do you think right now there's at least one person,
02:29:11 a producer or a hand or somebody that's going, oh, yeah.
02:29:17 Or do you think they didn't figure it out too long after?
02:29:20 Maybe they knew that that was going to happen and they were just clip farming.
02:29:27 Because I feel like they would
02:29:29 they would go, so nice to see what's going on.
02:29:32 Not so excited right now.
02:29:34 So I thought, you know, you get off here, man.
02:29:35 You were close a couple times. Yeah.
02:29:37 That's funnier than the actual.
02:29:41 You were close.
02:29:41 I mean, he I know he means on the draw or the gas or whatever,
02:29:44 but it sounds like he means you're the draw.
02:29:47 The draw sounds like a draw. Yeah.
02:29:50 So here she is.
02:29:51 George, what we got for a couple of prizes?
02:29:53 Danielle, we got the other, the 24.
02:29:58 Let's keep this going.
02:29:59 She's got two other prize.
02:30:00 She's got more prizes.
02:30:01 There.
02:30:04 How about shoes?
02:30:05 How about shoes?
02:30:06 That'd be a fun one.
02:30:10 I didn't notice, was she paraplegic or did she?
02:30:12 Was she actually, like, no legs?
02:30:14 I think she had legs.
02:30:16 Oh, then I guess she wears shoes.
02:30:23 Maybe a, a shake weight.
02:30:28 Just cause I don't know if that really has any relevance to her being disabled,
02:30:31 but I think a Shake weight would be a good prize to receive.
02:30:36 I would always want money without new legs.
02:30:39 Trade in my prize.
02:30:42 Yeah, she gets
02:30:44 she gets some, some, wooden
02:30:46 pegs, cyborg legs.
02:30:50 Experimental cyborg legs, which she gets.
02:30:53 Why can't they just slap wheels for legs instead of putting you in a wheelchair?
02:30:56 We get up to my shoulders.
02:30:58 I've got Bobby. Reach for the stars.
02:31:01 We touch the sky flies on the backs of giants.
02:31:04 For starters. For we were so loud.
02:31:06 Can we get my higher.
02:31:16 Well,
02:31:19 you guys see that,
02:31:20 the Olympics, just like football was in the Olympics, I did not,
02:31:24 but now the NFL is going to be involved in the flag football in the Olympics.
02:31:27 There's going to be NFL. Really?
02:31:28 That's part of our Michigan news.
02:31:30 The first women's flag football championship was just held.
02:31:33 It was no men's.
02:31:34 The NFL is going to be involved in.
02:31:37 Yeah, it sounds fair. I mean why not? Right.
02:31:40 That's how we be.
02:31:40 That's how the United States returned their basketball prowess to the world
02:31:44 by letting professionals play.
02:31:46 I thought like were if if you like
02:31:50 data sport professionally or like got paid for it,
02:31:53 you weren't allowed to like, be in the Olympics.
02:31:55 I thought that was like that was the old rules. Yeah.
02:31:57 And it wasn't even really the Olympics doing it was the
02:32:02 I don't
02:32:02 know if it was collegiate sports or whoever the Olympic Committee thing,
02:32:06 but they changed that when we started losing.
02:32:10 Oh, and it wasn't fair.
02:32:11 I remember being a kid and watching like, well,
02:32:14 if we let our real basketball players play, then we would dominate them.
02:32:18 No, we can't do that.
02:32:19 We got to let these nobodies play that.
02:32:21 They're one shot.
02:32:23 Then everyone is complaining. It's not fair.
02:32:25 These professionals are taking a seat away from the amateurs.
02:32:29 Yeah.
02:32:29 But then everyone was like wow we won.
02:32:31 Let's just keep doing that.
02:32:34 And I'm pretty sure that we were the only country that did that.
02:32:36 Other countries
02:32:37 I mean, you think Russia and China aren't letting their best athletes
02:32:41 play in the Olympics. They definitely were.
02:32:45 In some form full of steroid
02:32:48 letting the ten year olds do
02:32:50 the female gymnastics, saying they're 18.
02:32:54 I think ten youngest girl
02:32:57 I have an interesting news story from earlier
02:33:00 in the week.
02:33:04 Not so breaking but still news.
02:33:06 There was a, car accident where a mother and,
02:33:11 father music.
02:33:12 There you go.
02:33:13 There was a car accident where a mother and father both,
02:33:17 passed away.
02:33:20 Police said Alexis
02:33:21 lost control of her SUV and crashed into a culvert and overturned on
02:33:25 Lake Road near Lemon Road in Zachary, which is in Louisiana.
02:33:32 We are told investigators called J.R,
02:33:35 which is her husband, to tell him what happened.
02:33:38 She was not on his way to the crash scene.
02:33:41 Troopers said he lost control of his car on Plank Road just outside
02:33:46 the town of Clinton.
02:33:47 He hit a tree, was ejected and
02:33:50 you think he's the one who hit Gary?
02:33:53 Troopers said.
02:33:53 Neither of them were.
02:33:56 Neither troopers said one of them was wearing a seatbelt.
02:34:00 They leave behind their four year
02:34:01 old boy, Gabriel, so they named it a terrible name.
02:34:04 Unless he's Mexican.
02:34:05 And that's as cool as he left him behind, figuratively and literally. But,
02:34:12 So she crashes and dies.
02:34:15 He is then.
02:34:17 Yeah.
02:34:17 I'm on my way to the crash scene, and then he crashes and dies.
02:34:22 That's just died.
02:34:23 That's messed up, man.
02:34:25 Parents died in a car accident.
02:34:27 Two car accidents
02:34:30 shortly thereafter.
02:34:30 How crazy.
02:34:31 It's weird.
02:34:32 I mean, I joke, but for Gabriel.
02:34:35 Gabriel, Gabriel.
02:34:36 That's awful.
02:34:38 Like, what are the odds?
02:34:41 I think one and two, I guess two and two.
02:34:44 100%.
02:34:45 Everyone that died. That's 100%.
02:34:49 Well, it's 5050.
02:34:50 Either they they die or they don't.
02:34:52 Yeah, true.
02:34:54 Are we talking?
02:34:55 So if there's ever a loved one dies in a car accident,
02:34:57 you may not want to drive to the crash scene.
02:34:59 Every time evidence shows and statistics evidence shows.
02:35:04 Oh. Hold on. Wait.
02:35:04 I got a new story.
02:35:05 Oh, I forgot this accompanies a new story.
02:35:09 I should I just let this asshole tell you.
02:35:12 Yeah, one asshole or the other.
02:35:15 This is much more entertaining.
02:35:16 And hearing me talk about it.
02:35:19 Oh, God damn.
02:35:23 Ryan.
02:35:23 The landscape about landscape.
02:35:25 I know it's God's way.
02:35:27 You know, I may have inside a family trying to find this.
02:35:32 The random family is killed.
02:35:34 Oh, their family two hours apart in two separate crashes.
02:35:37 This family have been losing
02:35:40 their families are preparing to lay the couple to rest.
02:35:42 It's quite a junior, Greg and Elizabeth. I mean, it's not a joke.
02:35:45 This is so.
02:35:46 I'm sorry.
02:35:46 Their family tonight and has their story.
02:35:48 Hey, them.
02:35:49 Hey, Greg.
02:35:50 The couple was building a future together, ready to get married, guys.
02:35:53 Very frog like.
02:35:54 Took them, leaving behind their four year old son.
02:35:58 Poor little guy.
02:35:59 I'm on this boat for a little fun, okay?
02:36:02 I'm just trying to find.
02:36:03 I'm just trying to find a positive point,
02:36:05 but leaving the four year old child behind.
02:36:07 If you had to pick one was the best choice.
02:36:10 Lives cut short his whole life ahead of.
02:36:12 What are the fucking odds?
02:36:13 Look at the awesome Powerball at the bottom.
02:36:15 Yeah, those are the odds
02:36:18 as well as everybody else.
02:36:20 That ironic.
02:36:21 They should have taken that off the screen
02:36:22 because it's like you're just thinking, what are the odds all the time?
02:36:24 And it's like a lottery in the middle.
02:36:27 I think that was planned.
02:36:28 That was actually a product placement.
02:36:31 What are the odds? Well, today in our
02:36:34 there is.
02:36:36 A lot.
02:36:39 Hey, go back up we go.
02:36:42 Alexis is or is it us apostrophe.
02:36:45 Apostrophe, I suppose, is Alexis's sister.
02:36:49 Pretty sure.
02:36:50 What's the Sophie s foster fee?
02:36:53 If it ends with an S, you don't put to us is right.
02:36:56 Or is it.
02:36:56 Is it a proper name?
02:36:57 So it doesn't matter.
02:36:59 Grammar always lexuses.
02:37:01 That's a Lexus.
02:37:02 Is Alexis.
02:37:05 It's wafb.
02:37:06 What are you expecting?
02:37:07 Weird.
02:37:10 C again, that was family
02:37:13 over died.
02:37:13 I was five years.
02:37:15 Died overnight last Friday in separate crashes.
02:37:18 Lexuses family member passed away in her SUV
02:37:21 and crashed on Plank Road near Limon Road in Zachary.
02:37:24 You can still see damage left behind to this ditch.
02:37:27 What is the purpose of the story?
02:37:28 Call J.R to tell him what happened on his way to the crash scene.
02:37:33 Troopers say he lost control. Oh, they both died, right?
02:37:36 This is like rainy or slow like it was in winter.
02:37:38 And he hit this tree in Louisiana.
02:37:40 So I believe in some type of a guy or creator.
02:37:43 And I think that he said, you know what?
02:37:44 You both did something that needs to pass.
02:37:46 You see you looking motherfucker.
02:37:48 Their time was up.
02:37:50 That kid's got a big brain in the motherfucking head.
02:37:52 Let's see them do it.
02:37:54 So I have a question, and I should have listened to the story.
02:37:56 Did he know he was heading to a scene where he heard his university
02:38:00 grad, who taught at what they call called and told a cat while he was gone?
02:38:04 J.R. was a truck driver who loved sports cars so that the odds just shot way up.
02:38:08 If he wasn't in a frame of mind that was safe to drive lives
02:38:11 on, I was gonna say, the two families probably rattled.
02:38:15 Maybe. Yeah, or something to Commissioner.
02:38:17 We would do whatever.
02:38:19 Best case, he was not 100% attentive.
02:38:23 At the worst case, he took his own life.
02:38:26 The family is having a celebration.
02:38:27 I'm not saying that.
02:38:28 I'm not suggesting that I am suggesting it, but I have no proof.
02:38:31 I mean, there's no reason that you think that.
02:38:32 But if you're in the wrong frame of mind, you start getting all down here.
02:38:35 That's like, you know what?
02:38:36 Maybe I'll just steer off the road.
02:38:38 It'll be easier than coming upon the scene.
02:38:42 Certainly not in the right frame of mind.
02:38:45 Who? Whoever let him drive
02:38:48 should be partially to blame.
02:38:51 Maybe he.
02:38:52 Yeah, I think yeah, I've had friends in that situation.
02:38:56 I'm like, dude, I'll drive you to the hospital.
02:38:58 There's no way you should be driving to the hospital right now.
02:39:01 I pay much deeper attention to different details because I noticed
02:39:05 that there was no, like, wedding photos, but they had those.
02:39:07 Like where maybe they stood up in a wedding.
02:39:10 They got different last names, but they have a four year old son.
02:39:12 My man just couldn't man up. Come on, come on, bro.
02:39:15 It could be 2025.
02:39:17 They don't change names anymore.
02:39:23 Oh, I get it.
02:39:23 That's not a wedding photo that's celebrating the lives of.
02:39:27 Yeah, that's one of the ones that they just took from
02:39:30 from the edition.
02:39:31 They were showing it back in when they were looking through photos.
02:39:33 Yeah. No, but that kid's got a huge brain.
02:39:35 Is going to be fucking Einstein going forward.
02:39:39 He looks like he's right. Yeah.
02:39:41 He's gonna be an actor or a really smart he's Barack Obama type J.R.
02:39:46 he's gonna be like Barack Obama and shit.
02:39:48 Thanks for making us.
02:39:49 See, this is a photo they stole from home that's bought a new one.
02:39:51 I like how they cut the little kid out of there.
02:39:53 They could have kept the little kid in it,
02:39:55 but they kind of cut him out from all this wall.
02:39:58 You don't need their permission first.
02:40:00 Hey, can we put your debt? Oh, wait. Never mind.
02:40:05 Oh, no, I more commercials.
02:40:08 Nobody, like, spilled my shit.
02:40:10 I tried to remove your video and be he because he removed the video
02:40:13 and you became the video. Wow.
02:40:16 Hey, look here.
02:40:17 He doesn't watch the show.
02:40:18 He wanted to show this video even though we watched it.
02:40:20 And I even talked about watching it on the show.
02:40:23 What's up? Y'all play those bongos?
02:40:25 Come on out.
02:40:27 You just did a pump with.
02:40:29 Oh yeah, we saw that. Goats come on out.
02:40:33 We look at this one.
02:40:34 Yeah I know we call this looking at that one.
02:40:36 I think we were we were supposed to talk about it on Rumble.
02:40:38 We didn't didn't ask him about it. It's
02:40:42 okay.
02:40:42 I got to ask questions about
02:40:44 I got to ask questions about what the fuck kind of girl you're dating.
02:40:46 If she's got a fifth base
02:40:49 or is that.
02:40:50 Is that the ass?
02:40:51 I think that's ass play.
02:40:53 I think that's what he means.
02:40:54 I think that's the thing.
02:40:57 That's the insinuation.
02:41:00 Best case.
02:41:01 That's what he meant.
02:41:03 I would worst case be.
02:41:09 His ass.
02:41:13 See? That's different.
02:41:13 When I said ass play, I meant hers.
02:41:15 And even I again, I've said repeatedly on the show, I've never been in.
02:41:19 Nothing's ever been in.
02:41:20 I've never done ass play.
02:41:22 One time I accidentally bumped it with my thumb.
02:41:25 And you would have thought I just fucking hit a cattle prod.
02:41:28 She's like, what do you do with my thumb?
02:41:31 Yeah, I've had blood leaking out of my anus.
02:41:35 I don't know what context that is in, and that's unfortunate.
02:41:38 So I can't defend it.
02:41:40 The nice 12 inch
02:41:41 one that would have fit perfect.
02:41:44 Can we make fun of Gary some more?
02:41:46 I've had sex with a woman, but two. But
02:41:51 yes, I did do that.
02:41:52 I we I swear we've done every position.
02:41:54 You get your whole. You get your hands on the Kamasutra.
02:41:57 It hurts man.
02:41:58 Given all you get, the more you're bent the wrong way
02:42:01 and you realize what a mistake it was.
02:42:03 But you know,
02:42:03 if you've ever been in the middle of sex and I don't know if you all have or not,
02:42:05 because you don't have children to prove it.
02:42:07 But when you're in the middle of sex, sometimes it's hard to stop.
02:42:10 No matter how hard it hurts.
02:42:14 Yes, yes, but it was my penis. Not.
02:42:16 There was nothing in my ass either.
02:42:18 We did, we did. But two.
02:42:19 But both ways we did.
02:42:21 But about facing down like both doggy style.
02:42:23 So my Pete, my dick had to go all the way, bend around and get up in the air.
02:42:27 I feel bad that I didn't come sitting with both our legs straight up in the air,
02:42:31 but the butt and both of my daughter and parents came and said,
02:42:35 I'm trying to talk away from that.
02:42:39 Your parents?
02:42:40 What do you mean? What?
02:42:40 I'm saying that that's a way that we can have
02:42:43 a shoulder.
02:42:47 Either way, you can get your leg up on shoulders,
02:42:50 which is what that meant the whole time.
02:42:52 All right, guys, other links.
02:42:53 Even though we shouldn't give them.
02:42:54 If you don't, if you're not in the show, you don't get your links played.
02:42:57 I took off, like, could be fun, but I'm going to skip the Chinese.
02:43:00 The Japanese people that.
02:43:01 That's great, I love it, Princess Bride I don't know who Conner is.
02:43:06 Egg roll.
02:43:09 Give me the thing, Brady.
02:43:11 No survivor mean.
02:43:13 We'll skip past the clip. Skip through all those.
02:43:15 We gotta get ready.
02:43:16 Keep jokes, tease that Everett, and then not show the clip.
02:43:20 Does anybody but carry on the show like the Reagan jokes?
02:43:24 Don't use that clip.
02:43:25 Skip those mash up. We did that, Sabina.
02:43:28 We're great.
02:43:29 Why are we watching the Chinese words pick a marble?
02:43:31 You guys want to pick a marble?
02:43:33 I'd pick a marble if brother's watching.
02:43:34 Man, he would have loved that clip.
02:43:38 All right, pick a marble.
02:43:39 We got green, white, red.
02:43:40 I want the fancy blue under the rug.
02:43:42 Yeah. Clear. And.
02:43:44 Oh, goddamn. I'll take the dark green.
02:43:46 Well, yeah, you picked blue first.
02:43:48 I'll pick green.
02:43:50 Oh, well, my second choice
02:43:52 is the dark red, but blue on the only blue counts.
02:43:56 I'm going to pick clear.
02:43:57 In honor of the absence, any type of which good links
02:44:02 I know it's the gay one.
02:44:04 The queer one is definitely this the sparkly one here?
02:44:07 Well, they're a rainbow, so they're all kind of queer together.
02:44:10 So this one might be purple, but I'm going to call it clear looks pink.
02:44:13 Pink I feel like pink. All right.
02:44:14 So I'm going to clear one then this one that's white
02:44:17 I don't know if you going to call it white. Or are you afraid to say that word.
02:44:19 Is this.
02:44:21 Yeah I'm definitely afraid to say that word.
02:44:23 Marble racing. Is that what this is?
02:44:25 So what?
02:44:27 A lot of marble racist mayhem.
02:44:30 So if you're if you like racing, are you a racist?
02:44:34 Yeah, definitely.
02:44:37 Anyways, I'm gonna pick the clear again,
02:44:39 because that's the absence of Gary's belief.
02:44:42 There's nothing in there.
02:44:43 We're clear.
02:44:46 Oh, okay. Good.
02:44:48 Go go go go go go go.
02:44:52 Laundry.
02:45:09 Winner gives a blowjob,
02:45:12 gets nice and gives
02:45:15 this. I don't think you do.
02:45:17 You don't know how to play game.
02:45:18 That's not winning.
02:45:20 Maybe not for you.
02:45:22 Definitely not for me.
02:45:26 Can you? Can
02:45:28 you a
02:45:29 I think you win.
02:45:31 No way. Come on, come on.
02:45:33 No! Get out over there with the down there with the purple.
02:45:37 It's blue. Oh, no. For these last.
02:45:42 Way, the way in the back.
02:45:45 Goddammit.
02:45:46 Yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
02:45:48 Goddamn it a second.
02:45:49 Let's try to pause it right on.
02:45:51 Waiting on.
02:45:51 See, see, I want to let's see if I get.
02:45:54 I'll try to do the winner.
02:45:56 If you think you can.
02:46:00 I'm going to go yellow.
02:46:01 Oh. What the black one.
02:46:03 The black. Blue. One of the blue black one.
02:46:06 The black blue.
02:46:07 The black blue one.
02:46:08 All right then I'll just take red because it's not like the blue black one.
02:46:11 Black blue one. I like the blue black one, two.
02:46:13 But I like the black.
02:46:14 You can pick both blue black and black blue.
02:46:17 I still probably won't win.
02:46:19 I'll take the second white.
02:46:20 It won't matter either way because the other.
02:46:26 Is like this original.
02:46:27 Come on.
02:46:33 I picked already.
02:46:36 You picked. Right?
02:46:37 Yeah. That's right.
02:46:39 Oh, I just got stuck.
02:46:43 Scrolling.
02:46:44 Yeah.
02:46:45 Come on. Yeah.
02:46:46 Oh, yeah.
02:46:47 Yellow's like the. Oh,
02:46:51 oh, there's a river.
02:46:52 But that's not fair, right? Yeah. Oh, no.
02:46:55 Oh come on black come on Bucky
02:46:59 I lose it.
02:47:00 I did pick the winner.
02:47:01 If you see red came out of nowhere.
02:47:04 Yeah I don't think I'm allowed to say that.
02:47:07 Oh you're on the black one
02:47:09 I said come on, Blackie,
02:47:12 come on Blackie.
02:47:16 And I got to be faster.
02:47:18 I'm going to come.
02:47:19 Nice.
02:47:33 Mr. Brady and Joshua
02:47:35 Brady and George Gary, as above and so below.
02:47:40 We call this so blows.
02:47:41 Brady and for sure we're doing it our way.
02:47:45 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and draw show.
02:47:50 It's Brady and draw.
02:47:52 It's their show now Brady draw.
02:48:02 Gary as above and so below it.
02:48:03 All right. And he did that a while ago.
02:48:07 Yeah he's.
02:48:08 Yeah he texted it I played the sound.
02:48:10 So what'd you think of the model. Oh it.
02:48:12 Never mind.
02:48:14 Did you go through any of his videos at all that he posted in the.
02:48:17 We went we went through all the videos.
02:48:19 Everyone.
02:48:19 There was no no, Briana skipped this.
02:48:22 Oh, no. All the videos he posted. Oh, yeah. You okay? Yeah. No.
02:48:25 Okay, I got you.
02:48:26 You skipped that because I suck.
02:48:27 Yeah, I got this one.
02:48:29 Go fuck yourself and be part of the show and not part of the show
02:48:33 could be part of the show. Amen.
02:48:36 Gay man. Yeah.
02:48:37 The kids here. The fuck?
02:48:40 So what do you think of the recast we got? Oh.
02:48:45 Wow. I don't know who these people are.
02:48:49 I don't either.
02:48:50 The best part, though, is I think that Gary and Brady are actually the same actor
02:48:55 or the same I actor, don't they?
02:48:57 Oh, maybe they don't look the same.
02:48:58 Why include a double?
02:49:01 And that was from draw I think we still we watch all the rest of it.
02:49:08 So draw ranch life.
02:49:10 Yeah. Because. Yeah, yeah,
02:49:13 yeah, we saw.
02:49:14 Yeah.
02:49:16 You know what?
02:49:17 I want to reflect.
02:49:18 I think maybe we joked too much.
02:49:21 I think we took a the situation.
02:49:23 I think Gary, maybe,
02:49:25 you know, he probably is hurt inside that he needs to make this decision.
02:49:29 He's going to act like he's not hurt inside.
02:49:31 But it was tough for him.
02:49:33 It was oh yeah. Do I skip the crying video?
02:49:35 I didn't play that one.
02:49:37 Yeah.
02:49:38 Should I I mean I try to respect I mean he posted it
02:49:41 so we could play it I don't know it.
02:49:44 It gets pretty bad.
02:49:46 Then his wife has to console him and it's just.
02:49:49 Yeah. Wait, what?
02:49:52 What seriously. It's that bad.
02:49:54 Yeah.
02:49:55 So do you think dogs are.
02:49:58 You think dogs are smart.
02:50:01 Sometimes.
02:50:08 Is back at the.
02:50:13 They're genuinely asking for help too.
02:50:15 You can tell they're definitely like hey hey, hey.
02:50:19 Do you get it?
02:50:20 I want it out.
02:50:30 Like the little ones.
02:50:31 Like you got it.
02:50:36 He knows TV knows that.
02:50:37 You fucker. You having a possible thumb? You can just reach in there and grab that.
02:50:40 What? Come on, man,
02:50:43 why are you filming me?
02:50:43 Just help me brother out.
02:50:47 The other one's pissed.
02:50:48 Why aren't you helping us?
02:50:51 You always just grab it while
02:50:55 that's what she said. Oh.
02:51:00 Do we watch this one?
02:51:02 France? I don't remember that weird sweater.
02:51:04 Number one, take one.
02:51:07 This is Memorial Day weekend, and, And this memorial.
02:51:12 And I don't want any stolen valor here.
02:51:14 I did not serve in the military, but
02:51:17 I do like to talk about religion.
02:51:21 And what's wrong with certain aspects?
02:51:24 Looks like he's wearing a collar.
02:51:25 Religiosity.
02:51:28 He went right back to it again, too.
02:51:30 Yeah, the I can't not talk about it.
02:51:33 So I got to forget you.
02:51:35 Still, when the show first started, I would I'd have the stopwatch.
02:51:38 It'd be like 30s in.
02:51:39 I'm not three minutes in, but that is part what?
02:51:43 And I don't know.
02:51:45 You think he's going to be like, a cult leader or some shit?
02:51:47 I'm not just talking about circumcision, but did he have to give up his foreskin?
02:51:53 Was that part of the ultimatum
02:51:55 you need to fully commit to Judaism now?
02:51:58 Poor guy. I to do that one time.
02:52:00 I had to do that one time too.
02:52:01 But I was an infant.
02:52:03 That is part of it.
02:52:05 And I don't know enough about Muslim
02:52:08 beliefs and faith and practices.
02:52:11 What did he say on that?
02:52:15 But, if you've got a different opinion on
02:52:21 who runs the genital mutilation community
02:52:25 other than religious fanatics,
02:52:28 I'd love to know about it.
02:52:31 Why is it that
02:52:34 if God created us in his image,
02:52:39 would we need our foreskin removed?
02:52:41 What a fuck starts a conversation like that?
02:52:43 Think I like to talk about God?
02:52:47 Would we need our foreskin removed?
02:52:51 Now you might think I like to talk about God's.
02:52:55 He he does have a good point.
02:52:57 Penis because it's blasphemous and for shock value.
02:53:01 And it is blasphemous and it certainly has some shock value.
02:53:06 But does God's penis have foreskin?
02:53:12 I'm just putting it out there.
02:53:15 No, because I assume you're
02:53:18 taking the expression God created us in his image.
02:53:21 But I don't think that means a physical image because God is not.
02:53:25 And this is the only proof I have is the story he gave his son,
02:53:28 which is in a human form, so that that implies that he made a human
02:53:32 connected to him somehow, which the whole Trinity,
02:53:34 God was the spirit and the son, and the father's a little confusing to me.
02:53:38 I'm not qualified to explain that.
02:53:40 I wish I was, I wish there was somebody on the show
02:53:41 that was maybe it would help evolve the conversation better,
02:53:44 but I'm pretty sure they meant the attributes of God. Like
02:53:49 having a free will or some
02:53:51 sort of type of agency, things that we have our control over.
02:53:56 We have to do good to get good things back, to have good character,
02:54:01 to have some type of merit in the things that we do.
02:54:04 Otherwise our world would be full of the same things
02:54:06 we put into it, like garbage in, garbage out.
02:54:09 Pretty, pretty sure that's the likeness that they meant.
02:54:11 And I don't think that God has a penis.
02:54:14 Jesus has a penis.
02:54:16 God does not have a penis.
02:54:18 As far as the believer's point of view.
02:54:20 Again, I'm agnostic.
02:54:21 If I have to put a label on me,
02:54:22 which I would never do that unless somebody made me do that.
02:54:27 I just think that, we can't possibly know what think
02:54:31 this sounds like a stupid statement, but we can't possibly know things that we
02:54:34 don't know.
02:54:37 Well, it is.
02:54:38 That is a factual statement. So.
02:54:43 We have a comment from fladge
02:54:44 that says he got the red one seconds later for the disc.
02:54:48 So he's still with us. What? Oh, wow.
02:54:50 We just read it perfectly in his image because
02:54:54 he had his chosen people remove the foreskin.
02:54:57 Uncircumcised.
02:55:00 Just put it out there
02:55:02 as above, so below.
02:55:05 Do you think maybe.
02:55:09 Do you think maybe it was, And I don't believe my. I'm.
02:55:11 If I was, if I was religious right now in this argument, I don't think
02:55:15 my omnipotent God would come up with such an arbitrary, whimsical
02:55:19 cut off that part of your penis.
02:55:22 I is there proof that there was circumcision
02:55:26 back in that fire, or was it just something that Kellogg created
02:55:29 to make people not horny and eat cereal because they were Quakers?
02:55:34 Did circumcision exist back then?
02:55:37 I'm sure.
02:55:37 I'm sure it did.
02:55:38 I don't I don't know, I wouldn't be able to like, provide a source.
02:55:41 But it's the question about
02:55:43 did circumcision exist in the in the olden days, I don't know.
02:55:47 Whenever they did learn that it would brought disease,
02:55:52 I see I always heard that was a myth too.
02:55:54 I don't think it brings disease, but he's got to wash it like three times a day.
02:55:58 That's what doctors recommend.
02:56:00 See that? You're saying that.
02:56:01 But I know women don't have to wash their vagina three times a day.
02:56:04 The foreskin, kind of the flat bit, holds bacteria and sweat,
02:56:08 and you can just easily like to ferment and get people's testicle crease.
02:56:14 Oh, no. Know was different.
02:56:17 If you look at the the why circumcision is why you look at the science of it,
02:56:21 I don't know.
02:56:21 I've looked it up. It tracks back to Kellogg.
02:56:23 Yes. The cereal guy.
02:56:27 And they all go.
02:56:29 He promoted it.
02:56:30 And John Kellogg money.
02:56:32 Bill Kellogg.
02:56:34 We definitely went over it on the show.
02:56:35 William Kellogg.
02:56:37 Yeah, that sounds better, right?
02:56:39 William Kellogg that's it. Yes.
02:56:41 His first name is it.
02:56:42 I just made that up.
02:56:42 But I did pick the most generic old school name,
02:56:47 Kellogg and how to stop to masturbate.
02:56:50 That's what I think I'll google.
02:56:53 Ooh. I don't know if you want to Google that second one.
02:56:55 No, I came up with a whole bunch of different
02:56:58 when Corn Flakes was part of an anti masturbation crusade.
02:57:01 Maybe it was just the entire masturbation. Maybe it wasn't even circumcision.
02:57:04 I, I'm combining my. I thought you were just you.
02:57:07 I thought you were pro anti masturbation.
02:57:10 Wait, that's too confusing.
02:57:11 Pro anti masturbation is just masturbation isn't it?
02:57:17 You are masturbation. Yeah
02:57:19 I, I prefer masturbation at my age now
02:57:22 I love them, I love me some me.
02:57:26 Now because I look like Leon.
02:57:29 No, no.
02:57:30 Yeah it was it.
02:57:31 Maybe it wasn't circumcision at all I did I confuse masturbate with circumcision.
02:57:36 I'm seeing something about,
02:57:38 in the fifth century BCG.
02:57:42 Some dude mentioned, like, Egyptian circumcising people.
02:57:47 So I was right to about Kellogg.
02:57:50 He did advocate circumcision as part of a part of a broader health reform movement.
02:57:55 Else don't masturbate, get circumcised, be a vegetarian.
02:57:59 Hydrotherapy and other alternative medical practices.
02:58:04 Kellogg's influenced
02:58:05 contributed to the rise of popularity of male circumcision in the United States.
02:58:09 He promoted circumcision through his writings, lectures, health Institute.
02:58:13 He had a whole health institute.
02:58:16 I don't care.
02:58:19 What an asshole I do see.
02:58:20 That's why I want to get to the show's bottom.
02:58:22 I want to find if you're. If you.
02:58:24 How do you get your bottom ready?
02:58:25 I forgot that we already know whole.
02:58:28 I don't give a crap about that whole grains.
02:58:30 Yeah.
02:58:31 So it sounds like you want a thing or two if we can walk away.
02:58:36 Video circumcised or not masturbating.
02:58:40 Oh, yeah.
02:58:41 Then the ass.
02:58:42 Then we walked away with something.
02:58:48 And again.
02:58:48 Or you never. I've never been fucked in the ass.
02:58:51 What worries me more than anything is every time I say that on the show,
02:58:55 nobody else says it too.
02:58:56 So that I can just assume
02:58:57 that you've all been fucked in the ass and or fucked something in the ass.
02:59:01 That's funny.
02:59:02 Less of me if I had been Gary.
02:59:05 If you.
02:59:05 If you had been fucking so judgy.
02:59:07 Please. Oh, it's.
02:59:09 There's nothing wrong with that.
02:59:10 You know what part of me,
02:59:11 when I'm on my deathbed, I'm sure I'm going to regret the anal play.
02:59:16 I don't know,
02:59:16 I just that kind of felt like you were, making light of that or, like,
02:59:21 you know, that would be a great drop.
02:59:23 That would be a great drop off. The show is going forward.
02:59:25 You know, as a new religious proponent, I think sodomy is nothing to joke about.
02:59:30 But I have no need to poll drops anymore because, like, what's the point?
02:59:33 The show drops.
02:59:35 You mean like sodomy poll drops?
02:59:37 Is that what they call like?
02:59:38 Because when you're done with sodomy, you're definitely pulling some drops.
02:59:41 Is that what I meant?
02:59:45 See, even he can.
02:59:46 Yeah. Kellogg was a freak, man.
02:59:48 He he considered it a freak cause he considered circumcision a treatment
02:59:54 that's very similar to the to the Muslims in their female circumcision.
02:59:58 It's like, well, we'll get him not to be so promiscuous.
03:00:00 We'll just snip that little part off.
03:00:03 And I
03:00:03 think that's where it stems from, because people that are uncircumcised
03:00:06 that I've spoken with and it's very few, very few of my friends directly
03:00:11 face a penis spoken with directly, face to face.
03:00:14 You know.
03:00:17 And I don't know how they compare, but they say it's way more pleasurable.
03:00:20 And what I can compare with is the part of my penis that likes
03:00:23 pleasure is right where that skin used to like it's.
03:00:27 You know what? I'm. You have a circumcised.
03:00:29 Exactly what I'm saying about so if there was more of that
03:00:33 crinkly part there, do you think it would be more pleasurable?
03:00:35 Because that seems to make sense to me, and I don't know.
03:00:37 But he's like, fuck this.
03:00:40 If it's more if it's more pleasurable, then like, I would like,
03:00:44 like I like, I'm already good in that department of like sensation.
03:00:47 So it's like, how do you how would you know?
03:00:49 Were you having sex when you were a baby before you were circumcised?
03:00:51 Probably saying like, no, it's like it's already sensitive enough.
03:00:55 So if I had more sensation, I would think that.
03:00:59 What would that be? Bad.
03:01:00 Are you one of those people that are like, oh, it feels too good?
03:01:05 You know, to draw it, turn it there.
03:01:09 It feels so good.
03:01:12 Who says, I feel so good, I hate it, I faked it sometimes.
03:01:17 I just want to keep this inside delicious.
03:01:20 Well, that was too fun. That sucked.
03:01:22 Right? So, I mean, so it's the sense that.
03:01:24 So we agree. It's a stupid fucking argument.
03:01:26 If you could feel more pleasure.
03:01:27 Yes, we would all choose that.
03:01:29 Yeah. So how do we do that?
03:01:31 But I got enough. I've got enough. I've got my fill.
03:01:34 I can give you any more pleasure down there.
03:01:36 It's just,
03:01:36 you know, I'd rather not have to wash it every time I can uncircumcised yourself.
03:01:41 That is possible.
03:01:42 Oh, yeah. It's like a whole community around that.
03:01:45 Yeah. Penis weights. Oh, you're
03:01:48 tigers.
03:01:49 Sure, you can get a dog.
03:01:52 What a dog.
03:01:55 Yeah, he's, you know, so so I know, I don't know.
03:02:00 Please explain.
03:02:01 All right, so imagine you're sculpting with clay,
03:02:04 and you could get something to just constantly work it in one direction,
03:02:08 like a dog.
03:02:08 Because the problem is,
03:02:09 if you're masturbating, you're working it in both directions.
03:02:11 The dog will only lick one way.
03:02:17 Well, I don't think the tongue would be pulling on the skin.
03:02:19 I think you need to, like, see, now, when I said it, it was funny.
03:02:22 Now you say it. It sounds more practical.
03:02:25 Actual advice, like you've done it, but okay, I.
03:02:29 How does this react on the skin again?
03:02:30 I'm sorry. Yeah.
03:02:31 You're the one that brought this up. I'm. You're right.
03:02:33 I'm trying to I'm trying to back you up and dig you out of this hole.
03:02:38 But for the record, to reiterate,
03:02:39 from Gary's point of view, we don't have free will.
03:02:41 So I take no responsibility for my words.
03:02:44 Me neither.
03:02:44 Why is he.
03:02:45 We can. We can.
03:02:46 We banned him from watching the show.
03:02:49 We can't like, you know anymore, pal.
03:02:51 Yeah, yeah, he's going to be here.
03:02:53 He might as well be here.
03:02:55 I could, but then he would just log off.
03:02:57 So it's like it's a bad.
03:02:58 Yeah, we should, we should.
03:03:00 He said the show is too good. Wow.
03:03:05 That's like after
03:03:06 you got totally anally raped and then
03:03:11 he looks down at you and says, oh, you had to enjoy it, didn't you?
03:03:15 That's a awful comment.
03:03:17 You were tight the shows to go.
03:03:19 But, maybe you should look into that.
03:03:23 The show. Yeah. Good.
03:03:25 An uncircumcised for you should be wash regularly, particularly after puberty
03:03:29 when the foreskin can be easily retracted in young boys gender.
03:03:34 Yet again read that again and replace it with a circumcised penis.
03:03:39 A circumstance we should
03:03:40 take after puberty, when the foreskin can be easily retracted.
03:03:44 Yeah, it still makes perfect sense to me.
03:03:46 I guess so, but you don't need to retract this foreskin.
03:03:49 It's just like, what are young men to be thinking?
03:03:51 Hey, I have a circumcised penis. I don't have to wash my penis.
03:03:54 That's not what you're saying.
03:03:56 For infants and young boys, gentle, clean cleaning of the outer part of the penis
03:04:00 with warm water is sufficient, and forcing the foreskin back should be avoided.
03:04:03 Once the foreskin can be retracted, you find a video back.
03:04:07 Once the foreskin can be retracted, it should be pulled back and cleaned daily
03:04:11 along with the glans, which is the tip of the penis.
03:04:15 Again, here's a more detailed explanation for a circumcised pee.
03:04:18 You should watch your penis daily.
03:04:20 That's great advice for infants
03:04:22 and young children before the foreskin easily retracts.
03:04:26 Gentle cleaning wash outside the penis of warm water.
03:04:28 Only do that pulling the foreskin back, as it can cause injury and scarring.
03:04:33 No soap avoid using soap, especially near the opening of the penis.
03:04:36 Oh dude, everybody loves that.
03:04:38 Hey, don't you learn that the hard way.
03:04:39 Daily cleaning. Do not say the last.
03:04:43 Turn back and
03:04:44 clean the glans and the inside of the foreskin with warm water and mild.
03:04:48 So wait, summer project.
03:04:50 What's next week's topic?
03:04:51 Is it smegma?
03:04:54 Be hell of a top.
03:04:55 No, it's this pair of Momo for this pair.
03:04:57 More. More pair for Moses.
03:05:01 Yeah. Explain this.
03:05:02 We want to avoid being sure
03:05:03 the foreskin is properly repositioned after cleaning to avoid the void paramour.
03:05:07 If this is a condition where the foreskin is too light to retract,
03:05:11 it can be painful.
03:05:14 Smegma
03:05:15 was smegma, a buildup of natural secretions forms
03:05:19 that can be removed by gently rinsing with warm water growth.
03:05:22 Smegma is dick cheese I don't want yeah, that's disgusting.
03:05:27 The fuck?
03:05:28 But yeah, I don't know.
03:05:30 I don't want to hear about children's penis.
03:05:34 Let's stop going with the babies.
03:05:36 See, my baby was one year old.
03:05:38 Somebody a warm water.
03:05:40 This is washing their child's dick.
03:05:42 Just dip it in the water with soap.
03:05:45 It's good to wash its dick, Ricky.
03:05:47 Better run now.
03:05:48 They're going to use this hole. There's that child.
03:05:50 There's the expression. You nuts? You're like not trying to get it off.
03:05:53 Like, don't know why I was restarting.
03:05:56 Great exchange never happened.
03:05:59 We should bring back Justin. Mario?
03:06:02 Yes. Good friend. Yeah.
03:06:05 Oh, that game is great for a high kick.
03:06:08 What a kick.
03:06:09 I hope this was fake, but it's real, isn't it?
03:06:12 You better run this hole.
03:06:14 There's that child.
03:06:15 There's the experience out there.
03:06:16 Oh, man.
03:06:17 Oh, that was what I was afraid.
03:06:21 What does it say?
03:06:21 Armor me or armor?
03:06:23 M a good backpedaling, pedaling under me,
03:06:28 because why not?
03:06:29 That's a cool. Wow.
03:06:31 Great soldiers.
03:06:33 That's funny.
03:06:34 I enjoy that.
03:06:39 And hey, Gary, have a nice day.
03:06:41 It's nice talking to you, buddy.
03:06:45 Do you want me to make you a sandwich?
03:06:49 No. Yeah, yeah. No.
03:06:51 Nobody's ever said no this.
03:06:53 She can actually cook the meat.
03:06:56 Is there meat involved?
03:06:58 Is there half just slicing and cooking meat?
03:07:00 There could be meat. Well,
03:07:03 wrong. Involved. No, there's no.
03:07:04 That's a great point.
03:07:05 I believe she's pierced.
03:07:07 Unless she has three nipples.
03:07:09 Yeah, yeah, there could be weird, weirdly shaped observation.
03:07:13 How many times back and forth is this wrong?
03:07:17 I think twice, 2.2 times.
03:07:19 It's pointing three times bigger the more you do it.
03:07:21 I think it's sticking out more than one unit.
03:07:27 So pretty shitty tattoos.
03:07:29 She's ugly.
03:07:30 Attractive, if that makes any sense.
03:07:37 They're titties.
03:07:40 Why do you think I'm so simple minded that I.
03:07:43 To her titties? Yeah, you're probably right.
03:07:47 That's that's a huge step there.
03:07:48 Put your buns on the, greasy fries.
03:07:51 Butter the cheese. Was that. What was that?
03:07:54 I don't know, cuz I don't know the mozzarella.
03:07:56 I think it was. I thought it was butter.
03:07:58 That was butter too.
03:07:59 We gotta take it out of the burgers, like, barely cook butter.
03:08:04 And why are you, like, going for a fucking frozen whatever the fuck that is?
03:08:07 Just smushing it.
03:08:09 Well, they call that a smash burger.
03:08:11 Smashburger, stupid.
03:08:12 It sucks all the juice out. It's a waste.
03:08:14 I mean, it's crispy. It's good that way.
03:08:20 When is she grabbing the
03:08:22 butter?
03:08:25 Cheese.
03:08:25 Peppers.
03:08:28 Oh, shit. Yeah, those.
03:08:29 Those are slices of cheese, I think. Right.
03:08:32 It can't be butter because that shit would just fry up.
03:08:34 But you can fry butter, can't you?
03:08:35 Never like fried butter, I think.
03:08:37 I think it's I don't know from the sides. All right.
03:08:40 From the size of it, it looks like she's sliced cream cheese.
03:08:45 Cream cheese.
03:08:46 But it's Sears.
03:08:47 You can see the sear on it doesn't melt.
03:08:49 Seared.
03:08:51 All right. Yeah. So we just turn it.
03:08:53 What the fuck is it?
03:08:54 I bet you they're talking about in the comments right?
03:08:57 I don't know.
03:08:57 Either that or press.
03:09:01 Wait till we finish watching her make it.
03:09:03 Let's finish watching the. We tried
03:09:06 to get to the
03:09:06 cheese to get some some actual substance.
03:09:09 All the horny people talking about how you were.
03:09:13 We're actually looking for some actual innovation here.
03:09:17 Gotta weed through all the dicks.
03:09:19 It's about to find out about the sandwich.
03:09:21 You go. What was it? What is it?
03:09:24 Oh, cheese.
03:09:26 Chicken.
03:09:26 Yeah, I don't I did it didn't even look melted.
03:09:28 Wait, wait.
03:09:29 Whoa. Yeah.
03:09:30 You went to a new one.
03:09:31 Go back. Wait, I how do I go to back?
03:09:34 Oh, can we message and ask where the fuck that was?
03:09:37 Oh, I get to see it. See, it's not letting.
03:09:39 Those are shortcuts.
03:09:40 Yeah, she thinks she'd weed through all the dicks going through her DMs.
03:09:43 I actually get a question about the.
03:09:45 It's only backwards.
03:09:47 Fuck off, God damn it.
03:09:49 Now you lost it. Wait. This is her wait.
03:09:51 Or does she start the same one?
03:09:52 This is totally different. Oh, wait. No, this is it.
03:09:56 It said go up.
03:09:57 But it's not this. Oh, this is it. This is it.
03:09:59 The first time ever that you saw this comment?
03:10:02 Just for just a second.
03:10:03 I just want to see the prayer that's up.
03:10:06 When she cuts it.
03:10:06 We should be able to tell what it is.
03:10:09 Definitely not.
03:10:10 Oh, wait, wait, what about chicken Foo?
03:10:12 Why would you put tofu on food?
03:10:14 It looks like tofu. You cook tofu like that?
03:10:16 Yeah, I've seen it, though I've never cooked tofu.
03:10:18 This is shame. What's in the description? Is there a description?
03:10:21 The top comment first. Why? Cheese.
03:10:24 Anyone noticed her new piercings? They are new.
03:10:26 I didn't notice them. Thank you for asking.
03:10:28 I didn't know there are new, but no.
03:10:30 Where is this sandwich? I want to try it.
03:10:34 All right, but.
03:10:34 So something about can I search the comments?
03:10:37 I can hold on. Let's see.
03:10:38 Let's just see what the comments say.
03:10:39 I just get a general consensus here.
03:10:42 Yeah.
03:10:43 It's all about.
03:10:45 Your awesome good to see you.
03:10:48 Hair hair.
03:10:51 Yeah they're trying to be nice
03:10:54 but they know they'll get banned from YouTube.
03:10:57 They're like going to run my dick across the thing.
03:11:04 Not saw your panties.
03:11:05 Now, one thing about what's on the sandwich.
03:11:09 Yeah, thanks.
03:11:09 Thanks, guys. Very helpful comments, ma'am.
03:11:12 That's a burger, not a sandwich. Interesting.
03:11:15 So that person is a sandwich.
03:11:17 Well, so it was the hot dog. The sandwich.
03:11:19 Yeah, I agree.
03:11:21 Okay, so does everyone else.
03:11:25 I can't search comments.
03:11:28 Bullshit.
03:11:29 But we have lip smacking.
03:11:30 What's in your fucking shit? It.
03:11:33 What's in my shit belongs only to me.
03:11:36 Oh, I go to this roasted beef and cat cover girl.
03:11:39 Yeah, I just want to see that.
03:11:41 Is that. I just want to see that.
03:11:43 Yeah. Oh, this is before the.
03:11:44 There we go. See.
03:11:46 Or before she.
03:11:47 Like, they might be pierced, but maybe that's why I'm old fashioned.
03:11:52 It's not quite as bad as fake boobs, but I prefer one nipple
03:11:55 on each side instead of three on each side.
03:11:58 Interesting.
03:11:59 Take sandwich.
03:12:02 I don't really care if only if it's good.
03:12:05 Very fucking good.
03:12:07 Did she just cut her finger?
03:12:09 No. She just dance for no reason.
03:12:10 I want you to make a sandwich up. Dance, bitch.
03:12:13 Cena, I want the exact good choice of bread.
03:12:16 Good choice about brother like this. You understand?
03:12:18 You're not going to be able to eat this sandwich, right?
03:12:20 Yeah.
03:12:21 We want roast beef.
03:12:22 Looks too much like vagina to me.
03:12:24 I don't like it.
03:12:26 Wait. I like vagina.
03:12:28 I just don't like eating a sandwich.
03:12:29 And it's weird.
03:12:31 Fladge floppy vagina.
03:12:34 Hell, yeah. That's so nice.
03:12:36 No vinegar? No.
03:12:39 Not the peppers.
03:12:40 It's a Greek.
03:12:42 I'd skip the tomatoes too.
03:12:46 Perfect, perfect.
03:12:49 There you go, Moses.
03:12:50 To bring it back to the balcony.
03:12:52 Because that's where the guys do.
03:12:53 You guys do anything.
03:12:57 Yeah.
03:12:57 He showed it to the camera and then she goes back to the balcony
03:12:59 just to show you the camera one more time before we cut out
03:13:03 most comments like I will I will not go in the kitchen.
03:13:05 I will not be barefoot.
03:13:06 She's meeting it head on.
03:13:07 Not only is she barefoot, she's practically bare chested and she's here you go.
03:13:13 Very professional
03:13:15 CM punk versus a who is in the wrong.
03:13:21 Anyone?
03:13:23 They're both at fault.
03:13:25 Yeah, I don't know enough about it to, to give an informed comment.
03:13:31 The owner of the company, the owner of the company's too loosey goosey.
03:13:36 And there's too much money that he throws around.
03:13:38 And, you know, the wrestlers kind of throw their weight around,
03:13:42 and he has a kowtow to them.
03:13:43 And, when he respects them, because he's childhood, they're his childhood heroes.
03:13:48 And, they kind of get away with doing stuff.
03:13:51 And so he was getting
03:13:53 CM punk was getting pissed off at some of what some of the other wrestlers do.
03:13:56 And CM Punk's a little bit more of the older school mind,
03:13:59 so he kind of checked them and there was a fight backstage,
03:14:03 and then they separated, like, and then they put people on different
03:14:06 shows, supposedly.
03:14:08 I wasn't watching the show at this time.
03:14:10 I just heard about it. But,
03:14:14 yeah, I don't know.
03:14:15 I didn't see a punk just finally just said
03:14:17 fuck off or something, I don't know, and just either left or what, I don't know,
03:14:21 I forget what happened this contract ran out or he asked for his release.
03:14:24 I forget what it was.
03:14:26 This is me with instant regret, but CM punk says a lot of shit.
03:14:30 And this has been toxic in locker rooms.
03:14:33 And the owner, Tony Khan, is,
03:14:37 kind of a pushover.
03:14:38 And, lets Tony Khan of the Jacksonville Jaguars.
03:14:42 Yeah, yeah.
03:14:43 How do you know that?
03:14:44 You actually know of him?
03:14:47 I mean, I don't know, I play Madden, that's anybody who plays
03:14:49 Madden probably knows that name
03:14:51 because he's the owner of the you know his dad Shad gone.
03:14:55 It's like oh I didn't know that.
03:14:58 I thought I thought that was the same person by the last name.
03:15:00 Oh it's his son.
03:15:01 Yeah.
03:15:01 So yeah, I understand how everybody worked.
03:15:04 Yeah. Children I've had to do.
03:15:06 They have my same last name. Different first name though.
03:15:08 No, I mean, we still have the same first name.
03:15:10 And then you become a junior
03:15:12 with, How did you how did you come across having these kids was a but to.
03:15:16 But it could have been it very well could have been.
03:15:20 See, the best thing about that when I was young, I.
03:15:22 There's no way I could pinpoint the exact night
03:15:24 because we were having tell your son that I had the time.
03:15:28 Yeah, yeah. No.
03:15:29 He knows. He definitely knows.
03:15:33 I think they come out smarter that way.
03:15:37 I know after run some experiments.
03:15:46 Algebra.
03:15:46 Me draw.
03:15:47 I always jibber you and your man. Me.
03:15:50 Oh, that's an oldie but a goodie.
03:15:53 It is.
03:15:55 I have this streamyard sucks. Click.
03:15:56 I want to play.
03:15:57 I don't know, he right there,
03:16:00 by the way. And it's fine.
03:16:01 But am I the only one that doesn't see it? Because StreamYard has been acting up.
03:16:04 But I cannot see what you're sure I can see. You're the only.
03:16:07 I'm looking at it. I'm looking on a live stream feed.
03:16:09 So when I was showing up for this, for the,
03:16:11 audio stuff, it happened to me yesterday.
03:16:13 StreamYard sucks. By the way, streamers.
03:16:15 Yeah, yeah, it's garbage at the minute, if you really like.
03:16:19 And it'll probably fix it.
03:16:19 It's crazy how much fun I miss Google Hangouts.
03:16:23 Jeremy, I do do I do for the days.
03:16:27 And it was free, wasn't it? Free?
03:16:28 Free, free.
03:16:29 Yeah, it was free back TeamSpeak.
03:16:32 I know all the streamers, all
03:16:35 year.
03:16:35 Four, five, 678, nine, ten look fucking video things
03:16:40 and they're just they're overly complicated.
03:16:43 Yeah. It's not talking about just right now.
03:16:45 You know, if you have a guest coming in which is we'll be switching to them.
03:16:48 We continue to keep going.
03:16:49 Yeah.
03:16:49 StreamYard sucks and it's up for the number over
03:16:52 we have on adding screen at a time as well.
03:16:54 It's not. Yeah.
03:16:55 I mean we could do zoom.
03:16:57 No, no I yeah Chinese crowd absolutely
03:17:01 free is the same thing trending about.
03:17:05 StreamYard sucks.
03:17:06 That's all I wanted to say.
03:17:09 Gary sucks.
03:17:11 Jerry swallows haha.
03:17:13 How many?
03:17:16 I got
03:17:18 what, what's next week's topic?
03:17:23 If we have a show? It's the new format.
03:17:24 I don't know.
03:17:29 Megaliths to.
03:17:32 I have content ready for megaliths to
03:17:36 look east.
03:17:36 Show off the camera. But it didn't shutter.
03:17:39 Is that why it goes for 40s?
03:17:40 After?
03:17:42 I don't know,
03:17:44 one of the videos I don't we didn't watch it with like, flash forward.
03:17:47 He's like, he finishes talking and then there's like 40s fine.
03:17:50 I'm video that we did this is like, this is like the Marvel end credits.
03:17:55 Oh my gosh okay.
03:17:56 If you stuck around this long and stuck around through
03:17:59 20s of black screen, you get this
03:18:03 could be the last time we're seeing things alive.
03:18:06 Fine.
03:18:07 I'm drinking my usual drink.
03:18:10 Maybe the one difference I've got this
03:18:15 mash and mellow
03:18:18 s'mores whiskey and use that to roasted
03:18:20 flamethrowers.
03:18:24 It is delicious.
03:18:26 Sounds good.
03:18:29 It is delicious.
03:18:30 That was a good end. Credit scene.
03:18:31 Hey, Gary, have a nice day. It's nice talking to you, buddy.
03:18:38 I'm not going anywhere.
03:18:38 As above. So below. Brady died.
03:18:40 Have a good night, flat.
03:18:42 Talk to you, buddy.
03:18:43 I think he bailed because he's a fagot.
03:18:46 Again, I'm the only one with proven children.
03:18:50 The only one that lots of people came back for the kids,
03:18:52 and they're in the closet.
03:18:55 I'm not in the closet.
03:18:57 Again, 20 years.
03:18:59 I believe it when I see it.
03:19:01 I mean, like, recent proof than 20 years ago.
03:19:06 Like I said, I'm sorry.
03:19:07 This man is adrain.
03:19:09 I'm gonna miss him. Rest in peace, Gary.
03:19:11 It is delicious.
03:19:14 Awesome.
03:19:15 Hey, I'll never be a part of the show ever again.
03:19:18 Here, getting ready for the show.
03:19:20 And I thought I'd share.
03:19:22 Oh, because it was one that I have going into our,
03:19:26 it's again, it's lose lose, though. I mean,
03:19:30 no matter how hard he tries, there's going to be a loser.
03:19:32 Marriage is about compromises.
03:19:36 It is.
03:19:37 It's certainly is.
03:19:40 But it's also about happiness.
03:19:42 And I have a penis.
03:19:44 I don't know how this is unhappiness.
03:19:46 How is this?
03:19:47 How does this translate to unhappiness?
03:19:49 So then we can then translate it to happiness.
03:19:54 I don't I don't know how to I don't know how to.
03:19:57 This.
03:19:59 It's very confusing. It's very frustrating.
03:20:01 I think that and the show will suffer because of this.
03:20:05 I think he better like, did he see?
03:20:08 Now I have proof that he doesn't.
03:20:10 With the 25 minutes.
03:20:12 How do you have proof that he doesn't beat her?
03:20:14 So 25 minutes captured on his phone.
03:20:17 He recorded and then left the recording
03:20:18 and then walked inside and and didn't beat her and didn't beat her.
03:20:22 Okay. Is that proof enough?
03:20:24 Yeah. For 20s he didn't. Beatles.
03:20:26 Oh 25 minutes.
03:20:27 And it was just a comment coming home.
03:20:30 I mean, I could either that's yeah, that's proof enough.
03:20:32 I'm like, I cannot listen to this.
03:20:33 And I wait for 25 minutes.
03:20:35 He didn't three weeks.
03:20:37 He he definitely didn't never know.
03:20:38 Has never been well, I didn't say that.
03:20:42 You know, when you beat a woman, you have to constantly beat her.
03:20:45 You can't go 20 minutes.
03:20:46 I've never been there again. Right?
03:20:48 They're always asking for it.
03:20:50 Chelsea Green's comedic heel role in WWE women's division.
03:20:55 I love Chelsea Green.
03:20:57 Yeah, she's more character.
03:21:00 She's a bit campy, but sometimes it's good.
03:21:03 Her US title reign was,
03:21:05 one of the best women's title reigns I've ever seen.
03:21:08 Short lived, very simply.
03:21:10 Didn't do enough, didn't do enough with her
03:21:12 while she fought the same person like three times in a row was really awesome.
03:21:16 There was really, really no full like story, rhyme or reason.
03:21:20 Just. Yeah.
03:21:23 She's entertaining though.
03:21:24 That's all that matters. Yeah.
03:21:25 She tries. I like her a lot.
03:21:28 You like her because she's entertaining or.
03:21:31 Well, you know her.
03:21:33 Well, it's it's pride month, so she's gay.
03:21:37 Well, I don't know.
03:21:39 I don't think so. Like, she dates, I'm like.
03:21:41 No, I like in The Wrestler, not Indian.
03:21:45 What's the difference?
03:21:48 Everything's that.
03:21:49 I don't really think there is any color.
03:21:51 Everything is magic.
03:21:53 Do you believe in magic?
03:21:55 I don't yeah,
03:21:57 I don't I got the magic in me.
03:22:00 It sounds so her.
03:22:02 Oh. Sounds a little gay.
03:22:05 That's just.
03:22:05 That's how you get Aids, and so you get HIV.
03:22:08 Is that what you call an uncircumcised penis?
03:22:10 Magic?
03:22:12 So you call that your job doesn't
03:22:14 just disappear?
03:22:19 Where did it go?
03:22:19 Oh, there it is, playing peekaboo.
03:22:26 Elaine saw one on Seinfeld.
03:22:27 She said it had no personality, no face, no face
03:22:33 is European as ever. Face?
03:22:34 My penis has a face. Fuck, yeah, it'd be fucking.
03:22:37 That's fucking weird, bro.
03:22:38 Tattooed one on, like,
03:22:41 like a down periscope.
03:22:43 Well, sort of finger puppet. Like what?
03:22:44 Yeah. Yep.
03:22:46 Yours has a head, right?
03:22:47 One side is the face.
03:22:49 It definitely has a face.
03:22:50 There's a back in the front for sure.
03:22:53 I don't draw a face on it anymore.
03:22:55 I don't know, mine's a dick.
03:22:58 That makes sense. Graphic.
03:23:00 You're like a little, little puppet tricks with it. Oh.
03:23:03 How's it going?
03:23:05 Yeah, he's all talking with her.
03:23:07 She's all talking with her. Shit. Do.
03:23:09 Oh, gosh. Come inside.
03:23:11 That's what I.
03:23:16 Wouldn't mind if I do.
03:23:18 All righty.
03:23:19 The kids are going to turn in for the night.
03:23:21 It's fantastic.
03:23:23 I hope the, Brady and George show goes well.
03:23:27 Okay. Bye.
03:23:28 So we're on the previous show we already saw was, yeah, I know.
03:23:33 What are you going to turn into?
03:23:35 As above, so below.
03:23:36 Circumcised.
03:23:39 I'm going to turn it into that.
03:23:41 Oh, well, it hurts a lot more when you're a adult.
03:23:43 It's like chicken pox.
03:23:44 That's all right.
03:23:45 I got a bunch of booze. I'll be okay.
03:23:47 Pour it on it. Not ready to tip, though.
03:23:50 You have to.
03:23:51 If you have to go. I have to go first.
03:23:54 What?
03:23:55 What's the topic?
03:23:55 Can't bear to see me leave. Megaliths to.
03:24:00 It's great,
03:24:00 because I already have a title screen for that perfect.
03:24:04 All right, well, if you're still listening, I don't know if he is, but.
03:24:07 Oh, he is.
03:24:08 We're pulling for you, Gary.
03:24:09 Hopefully it, works out.
03:24:11 Oh, I think it is.
03:24:13 Chicken.
03:24:15 Chicken attack.
03:24:16 No, no.
03:24:19 This is Gary's video.
03:24:20 I don't know if this is at his house.
03:24:21 Wait, there's another chicken.
03:24:24 And it's not Gary's house?
03:24:25 No, it's not house shares.
03:24:28 Video though.
03:24:30 Oh, there's a bunch of chickens.
03:24:32 No, dude, he could get swarmed.
03:24:33 That's not good.
03:24:35 I don't think anything happened, though.
03:24:36 That wasn't a chicken attack. Wow.
03:24:38 All right.
03:24:39 No chicken attack?
03:24:40 No. That's a shame. Maybe. Maybe next week.
03:24:43 Definitely.
03:24:44 If there if there is a next week, it's all I'm going to push the button.
03:24:48 Somebody wants to come on and I'm going to push the button
03:24:52 this long is
03:24:55 as long as Yoko, Gary's wife doesn't.
03:25:00 Button.
03:25:01 I forgot.
03:25:06 We can't.
03:25:08 Oh. All right.
03:25:10 As above. So below.
03:25:11 Are you sprayed?
03:25:12 You get down the flag.
03:25:14 Thanks for coming.
03:25:14 I'm exhausted.
03:25:16 Last talk to you later.
03:25:18 Hey, you're the president.
03:25:21 Can I talk just a little more?
03:25:26 So it's for a free, I guess.
03:25:37 I'm getting.
03:25:52 Oops. I'm.
03:25:54 I broke it.
03:26:02 I'm. Say.
03:26:09 I'm not big. And.
03:26:28 They don't like.
03:26:30 Give me the one that's. I'm
03:26:34 probably the guy that uses toy.
03:26:41 Oh, George,
03:26:43 you just jump on the house to me.
03:26:47 I can just I think it's
03:26:52 session three now.
03:26:55 For freak out.
03:26:59 Everybody likes a good joke.
03:27:00 But on a more serious note, I would like to talk about pride.
03:27:06 Pride is what caused Lucifer to fall.
03:27:09 And pride is what caused King Nebuchadnezzar to fall.
03:27:14 One day, King Nebuchadnezzar was standing on his palace balcony
03:27:19 and he says to himself, wow, look at all I've done.
03:27:23 Next thing you know, God gives him a little correction.
03:27:27 The king loses his mind, starts eating grass, grows feathers,
03:27:31 and ends up moving at the stars for the next seven years,
03:27:35 he went from emperor to lawn more in less than 24 hours.
03:27:39 Folks, let this be a lesson about pride.
03:27:42 God won't tolerate it.
03:27:45 Everybody likes a good joke.
03:27:46 But on a more serious note, I would like to.
03:28:10 Make. A.