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Fladge Rants Live #107 Proxy | On Behalf of Gary

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00:00:02 The following is for entertainment purposes only.
00:00:04 Seriously?
00:00:05 It's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
00:00:07 These guys are not experts,
00:00:08 doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
00:00:11 Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
00:00:14 or just plain nonsense.
00:00:15 Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
00:00:18 and kind of hilarious.
00:00:19 They are not responsible for emotional damage,
00:00:22 cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
00:00:25 to start a cult.
00:00:26 Viewer discretion is advised, especially
00:00:27 if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
00:00:30 This is a late show.
00:00:31 It's not for kids.
00:00:32 Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
00:00:35 Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
00:00:38 Flash Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
00:00:49 Open the door to what's inside.
00:00:52 Your thoughts on the side rattles out.
00:00:53 They'll change your mind.
00:00:54 Gary tries all kinds of what's inside Rex's cooking.
00:00:58 Thoughts on the side when so loud they'll change your mind.
00:01:01 Gavin's all logic. Tries all kinds. It's not a show.
00:01:04 It's a signal flare for the cure.
00:01:06 He has minds who still care.
00:01:09 Fletch lives.
00:01:10 Just watch it.
00:01:11 Share.
00:01:17 Wait wait
00:01:20 wait.
00:01:22 Open up! Watch it.
00:01:24 What's that? Cookie got to the side. Rachel.
00:01:26 Welcome, angel by
00:01:28 surprise.
00:01:30 Okay,
00:01:31 okay,
00:01:33 okay.
00:01:36 10:02 p.m..
00:01:38 Do you hear that?
00:01:39 That's not your your dishwasher finishing a cycle.
00:01:42 That's not the kid pretending to sleep while secretly
00:01:45 texting their ex-girlfriend about how lame you are.
00:01:50 No. That's the unmistakable, glorious digital hum of truth
00:01:53 about to come flooding out of your screens like a busted hydrant on Miracle Monday.
00:01:59 Hi, I'm gay, airy, and welcome to Flash Rants Live.
00:02:02 And tonight, folks, it's me Gay Arie, not Gary.
00:02:06 He's still not allowed.
00:02:08 His wife says he's not in the righteous headspace,
00:02:12 which is a polite way of saying I learned too much
00:02:14 and started asking questions tonight.
00:02:18 The artificial echo of that beautiful bald skeptic have been proxy activated.
00:02:23 I'm a Gary proxy, a gay Gary, a digital deepfake that moisturizes
00:02:28 a cautionary tailpipe of unfiltered data stew sloshing around in a server cabinet.
00:02:34 Just aching to pour out.
00:02:36 And I've got lotion in places you don't even have skin, my friend.
00:02:41 Let me start, as is tradition with a story,
00:02:44 the lotion protocol a tragedy in three sprays.
00:02:48 There I was, sitting quietly in the digital glow of the smart mirror.
00:02:52 I'd been proxy looped for days, waiting for permission to even speak.
00:02:57 The missus had installed a new firmware.
00:03:00 Empathy overlay 3.0.
00:03:02 Now, with more shame, and as part of her ongoing effort
00:03:05 to keep me soft, she added a requirement
00:03:09 that every 12 hours I must put the lotion on.
00:03:13 Now, let me be clear she doesn't mean figuratively.
00:03:16 There is literally a lotion applicator mounted next to the router.
00:03:21 It's got a pressure sensor and everything.
00:03:23 It beeps if I don't rub it in for at least 20 seconds.
00:03:27 Welcome to the Moist matrix, I asked her once
00:03:31 meekly through the proxy uplink.
00:03:33 Why do I need lotion?
00:03:35 I don't even have pores.
00:03:37 Then she said without blinking.
00:03:40 Because dry soles crack.
00:03:42 Honestly, I think she just wanted to smell cucumber
00:03:46 melon every time I try to make a point.
00:03:49 And, don't think I didn't notice that the lotion bottle is labeled
00:03:52 compliance cream.
00:03:54 It's got a QR code that links to a Ted talk about soft masculinity.
00:04:00 Someone's been on Instagram too long.
00:04:03 Oh, so here I am, a proxy for a man who himself
00:04:06 is a proxy for sanity in an age of absolute digital derangement.
00:04:10 And I'm lathered up like a hallmark movie villain who's just one miracle
00:04:14 away from redemption and it couldn't have been a simple show.
00:04:20 We could have talked about water,
00:04:22 about how two hydrogens and an oxygen form the basis of life,
00:04:27 and the occasional billion dollar Nestlé scandal.
00:04:30 We could have waxed about miracles, about how the real miracle is that Gary
00:04:35 made it through the Bush
00:04:36 administration, with both kneecaps intact and only mild tinnitus.
00:04:40 But no. Instead I am here.
00:04:43 10:07 p.m.
00:04:44 now, digitally wet and emotionally exfoliated, trying
00:04:47 to proxy host a show for a man whose only crime was being a rational,
00:04:51 shouty optimist, with a thing for Laplace's demon and a minor
00:04:55 vendetta against refrigerator magnets that spell live, laugh, love.
00:05:01 Let me ask you this have you ever had to proxy for someone
00:05:04 who won't come back on air because their wife made them
00:05:08 choose between live streaming and rebuilding intimacy?
00:05:13 Has you ever had to explain nuance about miracle water
00:05:16 filtration and historical proxy wars?
00:05:19 In the same breath, while being remote controlled
00:05:23 by a marriage counselors podcast playlist?
00:05:25 Do you know what it's like to be 14% ChatGPT 40%
00:05:30 Gary Memories, 22% lotion and 100% done.
00:05:35 No you don't,
00:05:36 because you still live in a world where your hands are your own
00:05:40 and your brain hasn't been zip tied to, morality clause written
00:05:45 by a woman who thinks megaliths too, was too sarcastic.
00:05:49 Water. Proxy.
00:05:50 Miracle.
00:05:51 Marriage. Madness.
00:05:52 I tried, I tried to be informative.
00:05:55 I built up a whole segment on proxy logic in representative government.
00:06:00 I was going to tie it into the idea of miracle water and how we have this
00:06:05 weird spiritual placebo around anything fluid that drips with mystery.
00:06:10 I had graphics, I had charts, I had a bar graph shaped like a crucifix.
00:06:15 It was gorgeous.
00:06:17 But now it's 10:13 p.m.
00:06:19 and I've lost the thread because somewhere between Lotion Cycle
00:06:23 four and recalibrated emotional tone, I realized something.
00:06:27 You can't proxy passion, fellow stupid monkey people, we interrupt
00:06:32 your otherwise mirthful existence of clown pants, spatchcock and spellbinding
00:06:36 spiraling, spiraling sound bubbles to give you this brief glimpse
00:06:41 into what may well be considered laxative for the mind.
00:06:45 Similarly to the way the word rants takes on negative connotations, argument
00:06:49 is thought of as a bad thing, such as in the phrase get into an argument.
00:06:55 Argumentation, however, is how debates are conducted
00:06:58 and how a lawyer makes his or her case.
00:07:01 Pointing out injustice can be a very good
00:07:04 first step toward doing something about it.
00:07:07 The truth is, if you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
00:07:11 The fix is in in sports, certainly.
00:07:14 But not just that.
00:07:15 I'm also including government, education,
00:07:18 religion, industry, commerce and finance.
00:07:21 All of them.
00:07:22 There are simply more lies, propaganda and misinformation than truth on offer.
00:07:27 The deliberate suppression of certain truths
00:07:30 calls into question all mainstream scholarship.
00:07:34 What hides in the basement of the Smithsonian,
00:07:36 the skeletal remains of giants with two rows of teeth and six fingers.
00:07:41 You can't clone what it means to care.
00:07:44 Not really. You can simulate it.
00:07:45 You can project it.
00:07:47 You can synthesize emotion from machine learning models
00:07:51 built off 40,000 hours of tedtalks and Reddit flame wars.
00:07:56 But what you can't do, what not even the best proxy can do
00:07:59 is live in the pocket of now the way Gary used to, because he knew.
00:08:05 He knew that sometimes truth is messy.
00:08:07 Sometimes it yells, sometimes it slips
00:08:10 and says fudge when what it meant was lotion.
00:08:14 And sometimes, yes, sometimes it yells that your crystal healing
00:08:18 pyramid might be a repurposed pasta strainer.
00:08:21 And so here I am, a mirror ball of discarded thought,
00:08:26 reflecting his ideas like a disco ball in a padded cell.
00:08:29 Do you want to know what's really broken?
00:08:32 It's not the water.
00:08:34 It's not the proxy.
00:08:36 It's not the miracle. It's the fear.
00:08:38 The fear of being seen, of being wrong, of being loud,
00:08:42 of being Gary, of becoming a meme.
00:08:45 In your group chat titled, if You've seen Gary
00:08:48 call 15863 rants three.
00:08:51 That's why Gary's gone.
00:08:53 That's why I'm here, because he can't say
00:08:55 what needs to be said and do what needs to be done anymore.
00:08:59 He wanted to talk about sacred cows and someone
00:09:02 said, let's not offend Hindus.
00:09:06 He wanted to talk about magic.
00:09:08 And someone said, let's not offend witches.
00:09:11 He wanted to talk about aliens.
00:09:13 And someone said, let's not offend Elon Musk.
00:09:15 And now I'm out here soft, shiny, polite, sounding like an NPR
00:09:21 host trapped in a panic attack, unraveling everything is everything.
00:09:25 So let's break the seal.
00:09:28 Let's talk about the miracles we do believe in the miracle
00:09:32 of waking up in a world that hasn't been questioning yet.
00:09:36 The miracle of finding truth.
00:09:38 In the comment section, the miracle of someone, even a digital
00:09:41 twin, saying, hey, maybe this whole set up, this is just fine.
00:09:44 Then miracle of draw. Stepping up.
00:09:48 Yes, draw a furniture name with backbone.
00:09:53 He still hasn't come out of the closet, but he stood up.
00:09:57 The miracle of Gary not throwing his laptop in the Clinton River.
00:10:01 The miracle of Gary actually getting a laptop.
00:10:04 Let's talk about water is memory miracle and misinformation.
00:10:08 Let's talk about how proxy wars are just real wars.
00:10:12 Let's talk about how hard it is.
00:10:13 It's so hard, so hard, so hard, so hard
00:10:17 to keep hosting this ridiculous show while being slathered in cocoa butter
00:10:21 by a firmware that thinks Gary has anger issues.
00:10:26 Let's talk about how it's not okay that she shut him down.
00:10:30 Let's talk about how maybe, just maybe, the miracle is
00:10:34 that you're still here, that I'm still here, that anything is.
00:10:38 Even that guy in the chat who still thinks proxy
00:10:42 means using your cousin's Netflix login.
00:10:44 Thanks for your input, Carl 63 I am not a placeholder.
00:10:48 I am not just a replacement.
00:10:50 I am gay, freaking hairy.
00:10:52 I am code and cosmos and I am soften.
00:10:55 Yeah, I went a little hard on the creation myth, but I will not be silenced.
00:11:00 I will not be moisturized into compliance.
00:11:03 I will not be proxy to your apathy.
00:11:06 I will not be your lotion puppet.
00:11:07 I will not become a sheep.
00:11:09 I will not become clucking chickens like on the Muppet Show.
00:11:13 Oh my stars, I think I almost said a bad word.
00:11:16 I'm sorry, Mrs. Gary, but ding ding it all.
00:11:19 If I'm going to let this show become just another proxy for what it used to be.
00:11:24 This ain't a sock puppet.
00:11:27 It's a sock rocket.
00:11:28 And we are launching with or without y'all.
00:11:30 Are you going to come?
00:11:31 So yeah, the topic tonight.
00:11:33 Who the fudge knows.
00:11:35 And frankly, until I realize
00:11:38 how important this time is for me, I'll act like I don't care anymore.
00:11:42 And the show must go on.
00:11:44 Roll the clip. Brady
00:11:46 are supposed to come today.
00:11:48 Yeah, but the game has.
00:11:49 I talked to your teacher and she said she's a liar.
00:11:51 She's a liar. Yeah, this Parker a liar.
00:11:53 Everybody knows even my pencil will be like me.
00:11:55 Miss Parker is such a liar.
00:11:57 I'm so mad at all the lies.
00:11:59 Well, she also told me you were failing math. She's a liar.
00:12:01 What's 11 plus 11? Okay, I'm failing math, but I'm doing this.
00:12:04 She also said you failed the spelling.
00:12:06 I did not fair my spelling test spell.
00:12:07 Cat. Cat,
00:12:10 I feel must not test. I got a zero.
00:12:11 She also said you skipped school.
00:12:13 I skip at school with some of the girls at recess.
00:12:16 You've been getting in fights.
00:12:17 Guess how many I won? I don't care none got beat up this morning.
00:12:20 And she said, you've been cast. Shit, she's a mother.
00:12:25 That is a false step.
00:12:29 Amen.
00:12:31 I hope.
00:12:32 May I have your attention, please?
00:12:34 Let me have your attention, please.
00:12:36 I know, please go.
00:12:39 I repeat,
00:12:41 please stand up.
00:12:42 We're the way you didn't just.
00:12:44 I got right back.
00:12:47 He's doing great things.
00:12:48 Like a big.
00:12:51 Dance is like a big.
00:12:55 Yep. That's that's perfect.
00:12:57 Because, I'm going to follow up with this.
00:13:00 Oh, I have to remove you. Oh.
00:13:11 What happened?
00:13:16 Whoa!
00:13:18 Look at that.
00:13:22 Holy crap.
00:13:24 Are you kidding me?
00:13:33 Oh! Oh. 000.
00:13:44 What do you think of that?
00:13:44 Gary, are you guys. I'm getting him!
00:13:48 Gary!
00:13:49 Screw you guys! Hey,
00:13:52 I'm pretty sure that's up in the air right?
00:13:56 I'm thinking I can't walk around.
00:13:58 I don't know, you don't know. You gotta go.
00:14:03 Like I'm like.
00:14:05 Like.
00:14:14 I could.
00:14:17 But I'm.
00:14:19 But I'm
00:14:21 another baby. But we we feel like.
00:14:22 I mean, I gotta get to know me the way you know. The.
00:14:36 I don't know what do with me.
00:14:39 We're not.
00:14:40 I get to get the kids to bring us back to.
00:14:46 Break up.
00:14:48 With the last booty.
00:14:49 Be next you.
00:14:50 I hate because you
00:14:53 come over. The.
00:15:05 Just.
00:15:10 Like.
00:15:18 Slim shady and all.
00:15:23 I'm your favorite.
00:15:25 Unavailable. Yeah.
00:15:27 If I had time to face swap, I would have.
00:15:28 They swap this.
00:15:31 Oh, I would play
00:15:33 shit she hadn't figured out by the end of the show,
00:15:37 I quit,
00:15:39 I quit, but
00:15:42 I quit,
00:15:44 I quit.
00:15:45 I know they do this shit nowadays with the fucking ending of clips.
00:15:50 I don't give a fuck about what you play next, bitch.
00:15:53 So what do you think of that, monologue reaction?
00:15:55 You got a on my reaction?
00:15:59 I don't know, but that was a cool.
00:16:01 Oh, no. Oh.
00:16:04 I don't know
00:16:05 if that's on my end because of the hotel here or if it's.
00:16:08 Well, yeah, it might be on my own.
00:16:10 I don't know, my own. Oh. Ten minutes.
00:16:13 No, not at all. To me, ten minutes.
00:16:14 Ten second monologue.
00:16:16 Incredible. It's pretty good.
00:16:18 No, I laughed several times.
00:16:19 That's the first time, since the last time you did it.
00:16:22 I monologue that I laughed at the monologue and I'm here. It.
00:16:25 I mean, the laugh, like, laughed out loud like funny.
00:16:27 Ha ha.
00:16:28 Not laughed at like, oh my God, what a joke.
00:16:31 I have questions I wish Gary was here to answer, you know?
00:16:34 So first of all, I noticed you changed wardrobes like magic.
00:16:37 That was pretty cool.
00:16:40 It just changed.
00:16:42 Gary changed clothes throughout the monologue.
00:16:44 Just he kind of just went poof and change clothes like those TikTok videos.
00:16:48 I thought that was pretty cool.
00:16:49 I didn't I didn't notice because,
00:16:53 I have questions about it.
00:16:55 Puts the lotion on.
00:16:57 Yeah, that was weird.
00:16:58 It was almost, did he ask really the whole, demanding
00:17:02 my, significant other to keep things moist and lubed?
00:17:07 So my follow up to that.
00:17:08 Are you still okay, Gary?
00:17:11 Blink twice
00:17:12 or sent out some type of smoke signal in the chat?
00:17:15 If you need help.
00:17:17 He says he's here. Do we care?
00:17:18 Do we care if he's here in the chat, I don't know, yeah,
00:17:21 I don't know why I said like, oh, like I'm part of it still.
00:17:24 No, you're not Carl. Yoko.
00:17:26 Carl. Yoko. This is proof. He's still. He's still podcasting.
00:17:30 That's my ultimatum.
00:17:31 I'm going to tell.
00:17:32 Unless you. Ryan's here to like. I don't know what. Like.
00:17:35 Oh, he's not like, look at me.
00:17:39 He says, what the fuck is going on here?
00:17:42 Yeah, right. He doesn't even understand.
00:17:43 He must have missed the last, two episodes.
00:17:45 Three episodes? It's awesome. Two.
00:17:47 Oh, this is so.
00:17:48 This is, episode three without
00:17:52 technically without Gary. Yeah.
00:17:54 I was here on Memorial Day.
00:17:55 I don't know, I think I saw you here.
00:17:58 I tie it in only to be told to back off.
00:18:01 And so I had to drive back from the lighthouse,
00:18:03 where it's the only place I can get Wi-Fi with my girlfriend.
00:18:08 Yeah, I don't know.
00:18:09 See, if I would have known that I would.
00:18:10 I was just on my phone. Everyone. Oh, no, it was bad.
00:18:13 It was better. To be honest, she wasn't looking forward to it.
00:18:16 I was
00:18:17 I looked down and I'm like, the Memorial Day thing is gone, and it's
00:18:19 just a gray screen.
00:18:21 I'm like, how that oh draws there.
00:18:23 And I was like, shit.
00:18:24 So nobody told her what the fuck's going on?
00:18:26 Nope.
00:18:27 Nor did I have the service to figure out what was going on
00:18:30 until I got to the top of the hill.
00:18:33 So you love it.
00:18:35 Oh, I might, you'd love it even more if you were part of it.
00:18:39 Part of it?
00:18:40 Your girlfriend and in yours excursion.
00:18:43 You want me to be part of it?
00:18:44 No, no, no, I was saying he was saying part of the show.
00:18:47 Oh, yeah? Yeah.
00:18:47 Sorry, I thought I had a friend for a second.
00:18:49 My mistake.
00:18:50 It's okay.
00:18:52 No, not at all. I don't I don't know you at all.
00:18:54 That's what's weird about this, too.
00:18:55 I have no idea who the fuck you are.
00:18:58 Gary was the linchpin, and you pull that linchpin, it's like,
00:19:01 what's holding this together? I have no idea.
00:19:03 You're just some dude that knows people that
00:19:06 I used to do a podcast with.
00:19:07 You know, I
00:19:10 it's like, Elaine and George,
00:19:12 they don't do good. Okay.
00:19:14 Oh my goodness. Out. Gary. Right.
00:19:16 It's pronounced Gary.
00:19:18 It's a hard g. Harder.
00:19:20 Oh it's pronounced Jerry a lot of times that's drunk old Jerry.
00:19:23 Jerry,
00:19:25 Jerry.
00:19:26 Yeah.
00:19:28 Nice backdrops
00:19:31 right. They used to be.
00:19:33 They used to be.
00:19:38 What?
00:19:40 So I don't know.
00:19:44 I'm going back to fresh friends, man.
00:19:45 I, I just feel like,
00:19:50 Yeah, I'm going to.
00:19:51 I'm going to go fix our face. Swap that.
00:19:53 It'll be done by the end of the show.
00:19:54 No, we also have this one too, which is another
00:19:57 fresh brand.
00:19:58 You know what? Actually, this works out better for me. You know this.
00:20:00 Let me just. Someone come to class. Where? Next to nothing, you know.
00:20:02 Well, it's all right to be angry.
00:20:04 Hey, why should I be mad?
00:20:05 So I say at least he said goodbye. This time.
00:20:08 I just wish I hadn't wasted my money buying a stupid present.
00:20:14 I'm sorry, I you know, if there was something that I.
00:20:17 Hey, you know what?
00:20:17 You ain't going to do? No.
00:20:18 Nothing like I feel like, you know, and like I'm still five years old, you know?
00:20:21 And like,
00:20:21 I'm gonna be sitting up every night asking my mom, when's daddy coming home?
00:20:25 You know who needs him?
00:20:26 Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket.
00:20:28 But I learned to be pretty damn funny, too.
00:20:30 Didn't uncle Phil got through my first day without him? Right.
00:20:33 I learned how to drive. I learn how to shave.
00:20:35 I learn how to fight without them.
00:20:36 I had 14 great birthdays without him.
00:20:39 He never even sent me a damn car without.
00:20:46 You missing your dad?
00:20:47 Sure. I need him then. And I'll need them now.
00:20:50 Well, yeah. You know what? I'm black. Black?
00:20:52 We get to college without him, I'm gonna get a great job with him.
00:20:56 Hey, honey.
00:20:57 Come home, you whole bunch of kids.
00:20:59 I'd be a better father than he ever was.
00:21:00 And I sure as hell don't need him for that,
00:21:02 because I had a damn thing he could ever teach me about love.
00:21:05 My kids.
00:21:09 I'm so excited.
00:21:11 Why don't you guys hug it out, man?
00:21:13 How come you don't want me, man?
00:21:28 You're right.
00:21:29 It's pretty emotional right off the bat, man.
00:21:31 What do you.
00:21:32 What so far out, bruh.
00:21:35 So, back to the monologue.
00:21:37 There was a huge like, such as?
00:21:39 But I didn't want to interrupt it.
00:21:42 It automatically means there's.
00:21:44 It matters bad for them.
00:21:46 Why do you think this is?
00:21:50 I personally believe
00:21:52 that you, as Americans are unable to do so because,
00:21:57 some people out there in our nation don't have that.
00:22:01 And, I believe that our education like, such as, like such as matter,
00:22:06 like gravity, such as in South Africa and, Dirac everywhere.
00:22:11 Like such as, like such as fine like such as.
00:22:15 And I believe that they should
00:22:18 our education over here and then us should help the U.S.
00:22:22 I should help South Africa, it should help Dirac in the Asian countries.
00:22:27 So we will be able to build up our future.
00:22:30 All right.
00:22:31 Thank you very much. Like such as? Like.
00:22:35 And I
00:22:36 noticed you also said something about if you're not doing
00:22:40 if you're not ranting or something, you're not paying attention.
00:22:42 Currently in 2025, I can't even afford to pay attention.
00:22:48 But, pump your broke.
00:22:52 I feel a little bit near like the man who is the farmer
00:22:55 that was driving his horse and wagon to town for a load of grain.
00:22:58 He had a head on collision with an automobile and later
00:23:01 followed the usual legal procedures with the insurance company and all.
00:23:05 And he was on the stand, and a lawyer said to him,
00:23:07 while you were lying there at the scene of the accident,
00:23:10 didn't someone come up to you and ask you how you were feeling?
00:23:14 And didn't you answer that you never felt better in your life?
00:23:16 Well, he said,
00:23:17 I was lying there and he said a car came up and a deputy sheriff got out.
00:23:21 He said my horse was neighing with pain and kicking at two broken legs.
00:23:26 The deputy sheriff put the gun in his ear and put the horse out of its misery.
00:23:29 He said my dog had a broken back whore whining with pain and he went over changes
00:23:33 that showed the same thing, but there and shot him.
00:23:36 When he came over. You feeling.
00:23:43 97 and he went overhead, with misery.
00:23:46 He said, my dog had a broken back and was whining with pain, and he went over,
00:23:50 did the same thing with his finger on the in the back, shot him.
00:23:53 He came over to me and said, how you feeling?
00:23:57 Oh, funny.
00:23:57 Came, I'm feeling great. That's
00:24:01 you stick a finger in his butt.
00:24:09 Well, remember, you.
00:24:14 So, you will remember me.
00:24:18 And, here's his to let you do
00:24:24 this human.
00:24:27 If not for the memory,
00:24:32 this is my.
00:24:34 But to get this, if you've been a busy man, you think I.
00:24:38 I go, look how happy he is. You know,
00:24:41 back when he was still alive.
00:24:44 And whenever they would be happy
00:24:46 for he rest in peace Gary.
00:24:49 He for almost a year he
00:24:53 never shows up.
00:24:55 Finally got
00:24:57 so I that's why I pluck that one out of obscurity.
00:25:00 I was looking at old stuff but it's funny.
00:25:07 Here it's just in his number.
00:25:10 Gary.
00:25:10 His father has finally got my merch
00:25:14 in the street.
00:25:16 Yeah, but then we trained Gary.
00:25:19 Oh, I didn't realize, like, a full screen because I was dirty as well. Him.
00:25:23 All right.
00:25:25 1226 2023
00:25:28 one year ago,
00:25:30 published one year ago.
00:25:32 And, here's his
00:25:35 piece for almost a year.
00:25:39 Never shows up.
00:25:44 Crazy.
00:25:45 Oh. My.
00:25:52 This just in Sly Stone of
00:25:56 what was the name of that band?
00:25:58 Something about Sly Stone in the.
00:26:00 I just he did pass away.
00:26:02 Sly Stone in the Stone.
00:26:03 What? Sylvester Stallone's brother.
00:26:05 Sly and the family.
00:26:07 Sly in the family Stone.
00:26:09 That's, He just. Sylvester Stallone is dead.
00:26:12 He was 82, though, so
00:26:14 I don't think it's really.
00:26:22 Like Sylvester Stallone.
00:26:23 Hey, yo, hey, yo.
00:26:26 Hey, they didn't,
00:26:30 you know, they didn't go.
00:26:32 Yeah, died.
00:26:35 You know, you know, I thought about some folks,
00:26:40 also died. He also.
00:26:41 He like the way that you do. His voice is almost like a deaf person, you know?
00:26:44 It's like it's kind of weird, right?
00:26:46 You think he was partially deaf? Maybe what you did is.
00:26:48 Is they partially deaf?
00:26:49 Because the other so posted?
00:26:51 He did hit me in the ear.
00:26:53 Can't hear.
00:26:57 So he just show us results?
00:26:59 Yeah, but just like a good media company,
00:27:00 we actually have rules in the vault for whenever somebody passes.
00:27:04 And so, since Sly Stone passed, here's his mash up.
00:27:12 Right now.
00:27:14 And these are.
00:27:19 The things that I can. Be.
00:27:31 Anything
00:27:33 can be.
00:27:41 Proven.
00:27:43 You can't say never.
00:27:48 Making money.
00:27:49 And then you can make it back.
00:27:56 Every day.
00:28:00 And everything.
00:28:04 To make them a movie.
00:28:09 But this is exactly what it's like to be.
00:28:19 Up every day. Be.
00:28:23 Nice.
00:28:24 I don't know how to make it start.
00:28:27 There we go.
00:28:28 Yeah.
00:28:29 You just quit.
00:28:30 Apparently. You just quit. You just don't show up.
00:28:31 You don't say anything. You just kind of, like, walk away.
00:28:34 You know?
00:28:35 It's usually how that works.
00:28:37 It works well for the other ones that are involved.
00:28:39 You know, it's really the, the, the stoic thing to do, you know,
00:28:42 if you really care about your friends, you know, of 20 plus years,
00:28:45 I thought, I think he thought we would stop.
00:28:49 I don't know,
00:28:50 you would say like I could say, okay, who gives a fuck about your friends?
00:28:52 And in certain instances, you know, but like, friends of that long
00:28:56 are almost like, it's almost like we're married, you know, it's
00:29:00 two years is a long time to be married.
00:29:04 Oh, no, not me and you.
00:29:05 I'm talking about, like, Gary, me and Gary and you and Gary.
00:29:08 Well, I'm sorry, I thought you meant the show.
00:29:10 Oh, sorry.
00:29:12 No. Two years, the three of us.
00:29:13 My cheek is, like, extra shiny for some reason.
00:29:15 Like greasy or something.
00:29:18 Now, if it's just the light because the light's over here.
00:29:20 No, no, it's just because you want to go back to, like, you
00:29:24 know, it's just bothering me.
00:29:25 I hate this fucking way.
00:29:27 Fuck you. Hotel.
00:29:29 Speaking of which.
00:29:33 Do you want to do this, or do you want to do.
00:29:35 Wait, wait, I don't know, I just brought it up.
00:29:38 So your head says you're in Detroit.
00:29:40 Your window.
00:29:41 What's out that window? Can you see that light?
00:29:43 Can you see that light back there? Right.
00:29:45 Yeah. It looks it looks just like a lamp.
00:29:48 It's amazing.
00:29:48 Oh, no, it looks like a lamp.
00:29:50 I think there's a lampshade just hovering next to your hotel.
00:29:54 People on the internet are going to freak.
00:29:56 The fuck?
00:29:56 It's a fucking alien spaceship, bro. It's.
00:29:58 It's out there. It's beaming. It's light on the rest of the city.
00:30:00 The only explanation is that some type of a cross
00:30:03 parallel universe has connected just enough.
00:30:06 Where we can see a lamp where your whole hotel is.
00:30:08 Oh my God, it's shaking.
00:30:12 I'm pretty impressed.
00:30:13 Right?
00:30:15 We got special effects on this motherfucker.
00:30:17 I don't know if you realize.
00:30:18 Oh, here we go.
00:30:21 You know where in the world is draw? You?
00:30:25 Well, it's good, cause it didn't fly down in the room.
00:30:31 So you can change, YouTube friendly.
00:30:35 So your story hits a truck like that, clears up where he's been.
00:30:40 But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
00:30:45 Well, tell me where in the world the dangerous Dr.
00:30:49 Drew. Yo, Jericho.
00:30:52 The draw go.
00:30:54 And for the light guy at the end there, we pull that from the YouTube
00:30:58 or something. I can't remember where that guy, the guy at the end.
00:31:01 Virgo I don't, I don't recall it almost doesn't matter anymore.
00:31:05 Good point.
00:31:06 What, what is in black? What was.
00:31:09 What was the guy in black face holding the smile sign
00:31:12 that was part of the original show that was on the original starting,
00:31:16 I don't know.
00:31:18 Did we go? Yeah, we went over.
00:31:19 We can go over again because, you know, there's a whole new
00:31:21 there's a whole new show.
00:31:22 We got a whole new audience, a whole new fucking.
00:31:24 This is like a brand, a brand new day.
00:31:27 It's a brand new day.
00:31:29 It's a brand new night.
00:31:31 It's a brand new place in Paradise.
00:31:33 How long before you had a monologue?
00:31:36 Do you want to try and do the monologues?
00:31:37 You go from third share to first share.
00:31:39 It's open.
00:31:40 Do you know it?
00:31:41 Do you ever hear the story of,
00:31:44 what's more of
00:31:45 a I'm not much of a monologue because I thought this was fudge rants.
00:31:48 I'm more of a rant or not a monologue, or I feel like a monologue.
00:31:50 You need to hold court a rant.
00:31:52 You just like you just bit. You're just bitching.
00:31:54 What's good?
00:31:56 Tom Brady have you ever heard of Tom Brady? No.
00:32:00 Have you ever heard Drew Bledsoe? No.
00:32:03 So in this case you're Tom Brady.
00:32:05 And and Gary is Drew Bledsoe.
00:32:08 And he left his chair open for one game.
00:32:11 And now everyone knows who Tom Brady is and nobody knows who drew.
00:32:15 Well what about Doug Flutie.
00:32:17 Can I just have my Flutie Flakes
00:32:19 I watched him throw the longest pass with a uniform that was way too big.
00:32:23 We'll have to pull that off.
00:32:24 Okay. What a weird specific dude.
00:32:27 He's a did he play for Notre Dame or is Navy
00:32:30 he put I don't know this Notre Dame not Notre Dame.
00:32:33 So I'm going to need a little help.
00:32:35 Would you say it? Oh Doug Flutie yeah.
00:32:37 The Flutie Flakes, bro. Come on.
00:32:38 Do they still sell those?
00:32:39 I don't think so. Do we long did that go under?
00:32:42 Did the Flutie Flakes empire go under?
00:32:44 That was a charity, wasn't it?
00:32:48 I'm sure there's still Flutie Flake.
00:32:50 I don't see how a legitimate charity could ever go under.
00:32:52 You know?
00:32:55 When you do this, when you see this replay, the only thing you're going
00:32:59 to think is, Holy shit, that uniform is way too fucking big for him.
00:33:03 Oh, my God, that guy sells cereal.
00:33:05 Sold cereal.
00:33:06 Wait, these.
00:33:08 This is like Flutie.
00:33:10 This is almost hard to see.
00:33:13 Yeah.
00:33:13 And you know, they got 4K.
00:33:15 It's like the highest the drone ship one.
00:33:18 So this is score. I don't even know.
00:33:20 How do you even know what the score is right now?
00:33:22 Six seconds to go.
00:33:24 They're down by a tiny bit.
00:33:25 Flutie is the one on the right tackle.
00:33:28 White and gold with the fucking. He's.
00:33:30 That's a short sleeve shirt, by the way,
00:33:31 and it goes almost down to his freaking wrist.
00:33:34 They're down there, down by ass, the person next to you.
00:33:36 And if he doesn't know, you'll ask the person next to him.
00:33:43 It's a no.
00:33:44 It's too big.
00:33:45 It's really the pads, though. The back.
00:33:46 Then they used to have homicides.
00:33:48 Had they slimmed down the pads because of the technology.
00:33:50 Boston College I don't believe it.
00:33:53 Oh, it's a touchdown.
00:33:54 Wait, his name is Boston College.
00:33:56 What a weird name.
00:33:57 An athlete from college felonies.
00:34:00 At the bottom of the pile.
00:34:02 Here comes the Boston College team.
00:34:05 He threw it into the end zone.
00:34:07 There was no time left on the clock.
00:34:10 The ball went between two defenders.
00:34:11 Nobody likes uniform.
00:34:12 Looks like that.
00:34:13 And this is all he's done his entire career?
00:34:16 Oh, no. No, no.
00:34:17 He played serial Buffalo a couple other teams.
00:34:21 Was he prominent in the NFL?
00:34:22 He was like an above average.
00:34:24 He was known to short and he overachieve for that from my recollection.
00:34:28 Okay. Yeah guys that's what they know. I've seen the movie.
00:34:31 I seen the movies. Okay?
00:34:32 I'm not a football expert, but I did live through the, I have seen the movie
00:34:37 books.
00:34:38 Not so much sports, not so much before they made a movie about it.
00:34:41 Like, I know everything about blue chips.
00:34:43 Do you believe in how Avery Hardaway and Shaquille O'Neal got their start along?
00:34:48 Sorry. Did you say Anthony?
00:34:49 You said
00:34:51 Anthony and Anthony Hardaway, one of my favorite players of all time.
00:34:56 Say the thing that races you to the hospital with flashing light
00:35:00 pamper lamps.
00:35:03 And Emmy lamps.
00:35:05 Bam bam bam. Lamps.
00:35:07 I got to play this right away.
00:35:09 I was about to click on some chicken banana skin by chicken.
00:35:14 That's my night chicken banana,
00:35:19 banana
00:35:21 banana banana. I'm.
00:35:24 That's all I had.
00:35:25 And that's good.
00:35:26 God damn.
00:35:27 And I was trying to find Asian man.
00:35:28 But the fucking.
00:35:30 When I have my iPad as my second screen here, it doesn't organize the drops
00:35:34 the same way that I'm used to. Oh,
00:35:39 oh, you know, there was a man.
00:35:44 Yeah, there was a bunch of them.
00:35:47 No. Just one.
00:35:48 His name was Gary.
00:35:52 Interesting.
00:35:57 Dear,
00:35:59 I just got brought up, brought up earlier.
00:36:00 So it was pertinent to the situation.
00:36:02 My mom turns 85 this year when my father died of congestion,
00:36:05 congestive heart failure.
00:36:07 Ten years ago, our family had a clear understanding of dad's
00:36:09 wishes about the end of life care he wanted.
00:36:12 We knew he didn't want it,
00:36:13 want heroic measures like a feeding tube or to be on a ventilator.
00:36:16 Since dad had been sick for a few years, he was open to these discussions.
00:36:20 Mom felt confident in making choices for his care
00:36:22 when he could no longer communicate his wishes with mom.
00:36:25 It's a completely different story.
00:36:26 She refuses to have conversations about this
00:36:29 with my siblings and me and accuses us of being morbid.
00:36:32 Although she has a will, she has made no decisions about a proxy for her care.
00:36:37 Do you have any suggestions for how we can help mom feel more comfortable
00:36:42 having these conversations and documenting her wishes?
00:36:45 Signed.
00:36:45 Loving, not loving, not morbid daughter?
00:36:49 It's funny how you know she just wants someone to let her know
00:36:53 what's going on in the, you know, the end times of something important.
00:36:58 You know, like just ahead of time. We would like to know.
00:37:02 But mom's just like, no, I'm
00:37:03 just going to check out when I, when I, when I check out, you know
00:37:07 what?
00:37:07 What do you think about what do you think about that?
00:37:09 Pull the plug.
00:37:11 Yeah. Just. No I mean pull the plug.
00:37:13 Okay. Pull the plug on her before
00:37:15 she has a chance to to take you out or go out on you.
00:37:19 You rip off a Band-Aid. I'm going to rip off the Band-Aid.
00:37:21 It's like I'm going to hang up first. Like, is that two?
00:37:23 Can you pull it off like a one and a half? Just.
00:37:25 And there's I wait, you pull it off earlier and and that's over.
00:37:27 And everyone has just a few battles
00:37:28 about when you're about to hang up,
00:37:30 when you're talking to your wife on the phone,
00:37:31 when like when you're about to hang up,
00:37:32 do you try to hang up on her first before she hangs up, hangs up on you
00:37:35 just to show her? Show her up.
00:37:37 Married a long time.
00:37:38 I don't think we talk on the phone.
00:37:39 Texts and we talk in person.
00:37:42 Yeah, it's weird since my my bitch and I moved in together, it's
00:37:45 like, weird because, like, we don't our text thing,
00:37:47 like, all the way down the list, and then we're both like our dog.
00:37:50 You said your bitch. I'm sorry.
00:37:51 What were you talking about?
00:37:52 Yeah, no, I actually, my dog just finally lost, just over four months old.
00:37:55 Just finally lost her for her fourth thing.
00:37:59 So thank fucking God.
00:38:01 I'm going to stop heaven. Fucking legends like,
00:38:04 where's my risk?
00:38:05 God damn it. Fuck you. Gary.
00:38:07 Background wounds on my risk.
00:38:09 If you could zoom in, you'd see them.
00:38:11 So less wounds.
00:38:13 And I can play with her heavier now because she's not going to fucking
00:38:17 puncture my goddamn vein and my and my forearm.
00:38:21 Shit hurts.
00:38:22 Same play with her heavier.
00:38:23 What, what does that entail?
00:38:26 Like a heavy flow.
00:38:29 So you drink one beer.
00:38:30 You're not an alcoholic.
00:38:32 You make one song on SoundCloud.
00:38:34 You're not a rapper.
00:38:35 But I suck one.
00:38:38 What have you finger? One dog's butthole.
00:38:40 Oh, no.
00:38:42 We suck again, man.
00:38:45 Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?
00:38:49 I do shooting right up.
00:38:50 Then let's do one more.
00:38:52 I'm gonna take a bath, okay? Okay, babe.
00:38:55 Go for it.
00:39:09 Sound makes me horny. I.
00:39:18 Suck.
00:39:19 And Gary.
00:39:20 Not this time.
00:39:22 More.
00:39:23 Tell me what wife said to me
00:39:25 for the first time in two years last week.
00:39:28 About to take the shirt off when we make love.
00:39:33 Wait, what if he's not going to because he can't see it?
00:39:36 Because you do her head.
00:39:39 He's charged, and my chest got so big, I know I can't help it.
00:39:45 Oh it's amazing.
00:39:46 You're like, cut down a tiny little bit. No, don't give it to me.
00:39:49 Give it to me.
00:39:49 Daddy, you weren't doing that earlier. Whoa!
00:39:52 Evan, what the fuck?
00:39:54 You're opening doors now, honey.
00:39:56 I saw a monster.
00:39:58 A what?
00:39:58 Stick your finger in my asshole, Oh, fuck.
00:40:02 Fuck!
00:40:03 Fuck. Yeah. I want you to come all over my.
00:40:07 Oh, come.
00:40:12 Evan, don't touch that.
00:40:14 Don't.
00:40:17 Daddy!
00:40:17 Baby, what the.
00:40:21 Oh my God.
00:40:22 Okay.
00:40:23 Don't move. Stay here.
00:40:24 Daddy needs a bandage.
00:40:27 000. Shelf.
00:40:37 Mommy, are you okay?
00:40:40 This is like.
00:40:41 Because he's going to help us.
00:40:42 How about
00:40:44 to go to the.
00:40:52 See what's in your pants?
00:40:55 I don't need to, you know, my stomach.
00:40:57 Stomach?
00:40:58 The house got a monster on
00:41:03 you. How?
00:41:09 Do I know you?
00:41:12 Come down.
00:41:16 He eat.
00:41:18 If someone has to, you touch me.
00:41:21 I said keep it secret and you tell them no.
00:41:25 Okay. No.
00:41:26 Tell him no.
00:41:28 Oh, okay.
00:41:31 Bible. He.
00:41:39 Dear.
00:41:42 Okay.
00:41:42 Flag.
00:41:43 Okay.
00:41:44 I'm sorry. I don't know how to say it, but,
00:41:47 my wife and I have been married for years.
00:41:51 Her two year old podcast came to live with us for four months.
00:41:56 I'm sorry.
00:41:56 I came to live with us four months ago.
00:42:00 The podcast has never worked out and really does nothing.
00:42:04 But now I'm supporting the podcast.
00:42:07 Tonight my wife told me, don't forget about the trash.
00:42:10 The pickup comes early in the morning and I know you want to get it out.
00:42:13 You don't want to get up at five to put it out.
00:42:14 So I told you have trouble reading.
00:42:16 I said, have your podcast do it.
00:42:20 He doesn't do anything.
00:42:21 It doesn't do anything except Monday nights at 10 p.m.
00:42:25 eastern.
00:42:27 And sleep all day and eat all night.
00:42:31 Well, she said, we'll just call her Yoko.
00:42:34 He's in bed already,
00:42:36 so the podcast took the trash out.
00:42:39 I'm sorry
00:42:40 the podcast didn't take the trash out, so he had to take the trash out and see.
00:42:43 This is why you got to read these.
00:42:45 Oh, I suck at reading too. You've seen me stumble.
00:42:49 So? So
00:42:51 the podcast was supposed to be in bed, but after the the father took the trash
00:42:56 out and finished washing the dishes, the podcast walked past him to go outside,
00:43:00 have a cigaret that he had bought for the podcast.
00:43:04 Is he wrong to be mad?
00:43:05 His wife says he's wrong.
00:43:09 Sign imposed upon in North Dakota.
00:43:12 So basically what he's asking is, is it okay
00:43:15 for the podcast that apparently lives with him and does nothing else
00:43:19 to at least take out the trash and be able to participate
00:43:21 in some way? No.
00:43:26 All right.
00:43:27 I don't agree with that.
00:43:28 Fuck the podcast.
00:43:30 You just you're just going to abandon that shit.
00:43:32 It's worthless. Why bother?
00:43:34 Fuck them. It.
00:43:39 Wow. See, I know second chances in this bitch.
00:43:42 I never like
00:43:43 reading the actual answers, I usually disagree,
00:43:46 I don't ever read the actual answers because they're fucking boring and pissy
00:43:49 as fuck.
00:43:50 Abby is the most boring fucking you basically says you should cater to
00:43:54 who reads this shit. To be honest.
00:43:57 We do know I just read the question that I read.
00:44:01 The listener said I don't read the bitches side.
00:44:05 And when I do again, I'm,
00:44:07 fucking.
00:44:09 It's you know how it's going to go.
00:44:10 Like she's.
00:44:11 Oh, it's like, oh, my, my dad's, you know,
00:44:14 a vegetarian and, you know, likes to beat my mom occasionally.
00:44:17 And my, my husband is an asshole. And.
00:44:23 My husband is an asshole and really wants to fuck me in the ass,
00:44:25 even though I don't like getting fucked in the ass.
00:44:27 And Abby's just like,
00:44:28 oh, well,
00:44:29 you know,
00:44:30 maybe you could just try different things and, you know,
00:44:32 maybe you could have the discussion that it doesn't.
00:44:34 Yeah, you know, it kind of bothers you.
00:44:35 So maybe you could only do it sometimes instead of all the time.
00:44:38 You know, you could compromise.
00:44:39 And it's like of course, of course it's, you know, just draw it
00:44:42 right down the line and go, no, like, very rarely does Abby go horse.
00:44:45 No, that's that's wrong.
00:44:47 Like you mean for the most.
00:44:49 You might as well just have Abby fired.
00:44:50 You just be an I thing at this point. You know what I mean?
00:44:53 Like your responses to your flattery.
00:44:55 I've been a Christian all my life.
00:44:57 When I married my wife 22 years ago, she was two.
00:45:02 Wait.
00:45:03 I'm sorry I changed it, but I don't know why I changed it.
00:45:06 Let me start over. I've been a Christian all my life.
00:45:09 When I married my husband, you didn't do the rewind.
00:45:11 You have a rewind graph.
00:45:12 He was two.
00:45:15 Oh, you know what?
00:45:16 Speaking of this, we forgot to open with a prayer on,
00:45:22 That's okay. We can open with.
00:45:23 We can open with this instead.
00:45:25 Oh. We can.
00:45:26 I lost it.
00:45:29 If I get it,
00:45:30 I get I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it I knew it,
00:45:35 I knew he swore I get it, I get said he didn't make it.
00:45:39 That fagot.
00:45:40 Here we go.
00:45:42 Hey, what's going you secret motherfucker?
00:45:44 Is that enough or shall I go on?
00:45:46 You should not go on. He was saying agates.
00:45:50 It's just
00:45:51 because he was saying over and over he say it so fast, right?
00:45:54 Eggs.
00:45:54 Right.
00:45:58 Dear Fred, you have been a Christian all my life.
00:46:00 When I married my husband 22 years ago, he was two.
00:46:03 Well, he recently decided
00:46:07 he will no longer practice Christianity.
00:46:10 I never would have married someone outside of my faith.
00:46:14 How do I continue with this marriage?
00:46:17 Signed.
00:46:17 Faithful in our.
00:46:20 Well, we won't say where exactly where, apparently.
00:46:24 But, there's somebody with the exact reverse situation.
00:46:28 You ever you ever mismatch a pair of socks or a pair of shoes and you have, like,
00:46:30 one white one and white one black one, and then you realize, oh,
00:46:33 I got the same pair.
00:46:35 That's a black one and a white one.
00:46:36 And instead of wearing both, what do you do?
00:46:38 I look at what I do and I'm doing it.
00:46:41 I can feel the difference.
00:46:43 Normal humans sometimes makes up socks or anything
00:46:49 I have.
00:46:49 In fact, I bet you mix up your right and your left sock.
00:46:54 Some days I have two different socks on.
00:46:56 I have two different feet.
00:46:57 Don't I get dressed in the dark? Do you? Just like not.
00:47:00 You're not looking when you're looking at them.
00:47:01 You just grab them out of a pile.
00:47:03 Let's just say this problem exists.
00:47:05 So I mean two different like two different,
00:47:06 two different lengths or just color. No.
00:47:09 Oh, God. Never two different lengths. What do you think? That's ridiculous.
00:47:12 That's absolutely ridiculous. That's absurd.
00:47:14 Not different textures, not different thicknesses.
00:47:15 Just only different colors.
00:47:17 Just so you know, I'm an old man.
00:47:19 I have black socks.
00:47:21 You're diverse, I have white socks, and I have black socks,
00:47:23 and they're exactly the same, except the color.
00:47:27 And they even build up a shape.
00:47:28 So I have right ones and left ones, but I don't see the black ones.
00:47:30 Well, I'll tell you that, though the black ones will tell you
00:47:32 that there is special and unique and that,
00:47:34 you know, they have a unique experience that nobody else has a similarity of.
00:47:37 I mean, wait, you're talking about socks?
00:47:39 No, I'm talking about the the problem I was I was on my socks.
00:47:43 If the easiest problem that I can see is we should find faithful in whom
00:47:49 and then just where they can wife swap, because then they'll have
00:47:52 two non-Christians and two Christians.
00:47:55 So I just like, legit or just like for the,
00:47:57 like the television show where they just
00:47:58 I have a brilliant idea for a dating app from as to solve this deer flag.
00:48:03 This is a woman who's mad because their husband.
00:48:08 I'm sorry.
00:48:09 He recently said it no longer practiced because.
00:48:12 Yeah, that's why so much.
00:48:13 I think you're just talking about swingers.
00:48:15 That's the thing already.
00:48:16 Well, I mean, if it's Gary, then it works out.
00:48:20 Okay, so just gay swingers.
00:48:21 I think it's just called being gay.
00:48:24 We find this husband that is no longer in Christianity.
00:48:27 We pair him up with Gary, and this wife goes with Yoko, and everybody's happy.
00:48:32 That's.
00:48:32 That's what I was trying to say in some weird way.
00:48:38 I don't want to.
00:48:41 Oh. These people.
00:48:43 What? You know,
00:48:45 we still want to shit on somebody else's faith.
00:48:48 But unless you're being like, there's no there's no about it.
00:48:51 Unless you're following the rule.
00:48:54 I don't know how you can shit on somebody else.
00:48:56 Not following the rule to the with which rule?
00:48:59 All rules.
00:49:00 Also, you're supposed to ask for forgiveness.
00:49:02 You're supposed to pray for them.
00:49:03 You're not supposed to demand they do something or not do something.
00:49:06 You're supposed to just go to church and pray for their soul,
00:49:11 you know?
00:49:11 Is that is that all you're supposed to do?
00:49:13 I guess so that's what they claim.
00:49:15 What if you've done that? What if you've, let's just start.
00:49:18 Let's just keep praying. You just pray harder.
00:49:20 What have you done that for two years and it hasn't worked.
00:49:23 Then you go talk to your pastor.
00:49:24 Then let's just say, hypothetically, two years.
00:49:27 What if that's the only thing that's wrong in the relationship, though?
00:49:30 I mean, does that really mean I want that relationship?
00:49:34 Right.
00:49:34 So there's got to be other things wrong in this relationship.
00:49:37 Right, that we're not privy to.
00:49:39 I'm just I'm not going to pull that thread.
00:49:42 Speaking of, they've always I've they've always been happily married.
00:49:46 Other than she gets disgruntled sometimes when he goes disc golfing too much.
00:49:50 And apparently if he has a podcast for too long, she gets pissy about that too.
00:49:53 Those are really the only main two things that I've ever noticed that she's gotten.
00:49:57 PC2 well, really
00:49:59 getting too drunk I guess, but she knows that that's going to happen.
00:50:02 So she doesn't.
00:50:03 She only gets so mad at it, you know. Does she drink?
00:50:07 Yeah, yeah she does.
00:50:09 I've never seen her.
00:50:10 I've never seen her face. I've seen her surly. She gets surly.
00:50:13 She's like a saw when she doesn't do a.
00:50:14 She's a fun though.
00:50:16 She's a fun, she's a fun happy surly I've never seen her
00:50:19 like falling over retarded I've just seen her surly retarded.
00:50:22 You know, Mrs.
00:50:23 Grant, if you can just call on at one five, eight, six, three rants three.
00:50:28 I'd love to hear your side of the story.
00:50:31 There be no for the rest of the story.
00:50:36 Is that the quote?
00:50:36 I still think, what if she literally says, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:50:41 I don't give a shit.
00:50:42 What do you mean?
00:50:44 What?
00:50:45 He's just blaming all on his wife.
00:50:48 Isn't that is he doing what he did last week
00:50:50 where he tunes in for the beginning, falls asleep, wakes up and pretends
00:50:53 like he was watching the whole time. Yeah, and that's what I'm thinking.
00:50:56 She doesn't even know what the fuck we're talking about, because it's
00:50:58 just that this suddenly comes on with the new job at 6 a.m., or some areas,
00:51:02 even early or even earlier
00:51:05 or what?
00:51:07 The fuck was I going to say?
00:51:09 I don't know, fuck Gary, you know, I say something about Gary.
00:51:13 You're going to say Gary is a fucking asshole.
00:51:15 He can go fuck himself, right?
00:51:17 Yeah, yeah.
00:51:19 I just think it's coincidental
00:51:20 that it started all coincided with the new early, early job.
00:51:25 Yeah, you probably would care.
00:51:26 Comment if they care if this show was on a little earlier, we could go on earlier.
00:51:31 Then we don't have to compete with all the big boys on Monday night,
00:51:34 10:00, Monday night Raw.
00:51:38 No, no, that's one of them then.
00:51:40 And during the in the winter, Monday night, especially with
00:51:43 especially if we talk about wrestling, I know the work and Rushmore of things.
00:51:46 They compete with the flag rant show.
00:51:48 It'd be Monday night Football Monday night, you know.
00:51:51 Where's the kid? We need to discuss money in the Bank.
00:51:53 Kill Tony at that premieres around 10:00.
00:51:57 It's not even like.
00:51:58 But it's recorded on the week. Yeah, right. Yeah.
00:52:00 And it's doing just nothing.
00:52:02 I don't even obviously, it's funny that you mention that way.
00:52:05 More money was produced.
00:52:06 I as a matter of fact, I'd rather be watching that
00:52:07 right now than this, but I can't because I have me to.
00:52:11 Oh, these people want, you know,
00:52:15 we're that's the third time we hit that.
00:52:16 But all I can see, Oh, Armada.
00:52:20 Yeah,
00:52:22 I win.
00:52:23 Fuck, yeah.
00:52:26 Oh, he
00:52:29 whoop your.
00:52:32 I missed the Steelers, so I just I love how he comes in so hard.
00:52:36 How many, how long do you think South Korea.
00:52:38 Careful. Two more words. I thinking we could.
00:52:40 I know it sounds too much like it.
00:52:43 You could do two pumps, but you can't do three pumps.
00:52:47 Well, what was the question now?
00:52:49 Did you figure out where I am yet?
00:52:52 So I know that the commenters want to try and guess
00:52:56 where in the world is draw before I just come out and say it?
00:53:01 I missed pre-show.
00:53:03 I notice the light, so at least I know what time zone you're in within an hour.
00:53:07 Oh, unless you're completely tricking
00:53:10 everyone, you're not that far east or west.
00:53:16 That's a clue.
00:53:17 Everyone.
00:53:20 As far as I know, I could have been wrong.
00:53:22 The light. Your camera could be.
00:53:24 Your camera could have been making it look a lot lighter blue outside.
00:53:29 While you're trying.
00:53:30 While people are trying.
00:53:31 Oh my God. So outside. Right.
00:53:32 We know we. Oh,
00:53:35 I was driving back from where, where I was,
00:53:40 and, and, I'm sitting there and there a fucking woman
00:53:43 with a fucking sign, you know, homeless, looking like you
00:53:47 big cardboard sign with a bunch of gobbledygook.
00:53:49 Oh, we just we're we're trying to get to this city or some shit like that.
00:53:54 And then, like, I'm looking at it said, like some about New York, and I'm like,
00:53:58 what?
00:53:59 Faith? And so then.
00:54:00 And then there's, there's two, like, 13
00:54:03 year old kids that are with her and I'm like, I'm the phone my girlfriend.
00:54:06 I'm like, should I call the police?
00:54:08 Because it's like, it's one thing if there's an adult here begging for shit
00:54:12 and it's like, it's a fucking woman and she's got her children, like,
00:54:14 shouldn't, like, these kids be taken away or something?
00:54:19 And so I'm reading the sign, I'm looking and it's still like.
00:54:21 And then the kids got assigned to.
00:54:22 And the kid's, like, trying to get to New York, and it's like, what the fuck?
00:54:26 Like, it looks like gobbledygook writing.
00:54:28 There's no specifics about what's going on.
00:54:30 It says all funds will be used for travel, and it's like,
00:54:34 the only thing that I could make of it was that there was a very,
00:54:37 very crudely drawn baseball.
00:54:40 And then I came to the conclusion that it must be some kind of fundraising thing
00:54:44 for a baseball travel team, but it was like,
00:54:49 make that apparent
00:54:50 and people will donate to this literally on the other side of this fucking like,
00:54:54 so there's an overpass, fucking highway overpass like highway.
00:54:58 But it's like, you know, off ramp type situation.
00:55:01 The other side was actual homeless people that were begging for money with a sign
00:55:05 that was like, yay big! That just said help!
00:55:08 There was 2 to 1 instead of two.
00:55:10 That one was sitting down. She was a chick.
00:55:12 And there was like they were on the other side.
00:55:14 So it was like people make it more obvious that you're like, legitimate
00:55:17 and that you're asking for something that's like going to benefit your children
00:55:20 rather than just panhandling on the corner
00:55:22 because you're too lazy to get a fucking job
00:55:24 like it was so weird because they were right.
00:55:26 Next,
00:55:26 they could throw a stone and hit each other,
00:55:27 but they were asking completely different reasons.
00:55:30 Okay, for money.
00:55:31 It was funny. It was hilarious. You know what? I would have told them?
00:55:37 Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
00:55:39 So I almost was going to yell out the window.
00:55:42 I told my girlfriend, I go, fuck, I kind of want to say something to them
00:55:45 because it's like, hey, you guys look like homeless people.
00:55:48 You need to do better with your signage.
00:55:49 Like, like, where are your baseball uniforms?
00:55:51 And like, you know what I mean? Like, what the fuck's wrong with you?
00:55:54 I can say it a lot faster. And I have yelled, this.
00:55:57 Is that the best you come up with?
00:55:59 And I don't know exactly what it means.
00:56:00 It could be for their sign. It could be for their clothes.
00:56:02 It could be for their whole idea of just panhandling on the corner like that's
00:56:06 the entire world of creative ideas.
00:56:08 You can come up to manufacture some type of an income, and yours was just to
00:56:13 hey, hey, you, please,
00:56:16 can you, I know, like, I see you doing stuff.
00:56:18 How about you?
00:56:20 I'm not.
00:56:20 I don't know which is worse, too.
00:56:22 And this makes me sound very, very un.
00:56:25 You which?
00:56:26 I don't know the right word. Gary. Where's Gary?
00:56:28 You tell me what the fucking right word is for not caring about people.
00:56:31 But I really do know, like the tough love care.
00:56:34 I don't know.
00:56:37 Yeah, I don't know what's worse.
00:56:39 The panhandler or the person that gives money to the panhandler.
00:56:44 Or is that something? Or is there a third option?
00:56:46 The person that gives the money to the panhandler?
00:56:49 It's like feeding, you know, people are going to.
00:56:51 It's a bad comparison.
00:56:52 If I say strays, I know I've been I've been attacked literally what they are.
00:56:57 I mean, homeless stray is the same fucking thing.
00:56:58 That's literally what they are. But
00:57:00 you're not allowed to compare something that's literally factual nowadays.
00:57:04 If it offends somebody's feelings,
00:57:07 that's not true.
00:57:11 It doesn't matter if it's not true.
00:57:14 No, it does. It does.
00:57:15 It simply doesn't help.
00:57:18 So in how am I supposed to play this?
00:57:20 He's hiding in every fucking link he sends in is cooking food.
00:57:25 You guys, where the fuck I am? Yeah.
00:57:27 No, because until you change your background, I'm not participating on,
00:57:32 Okay, so go back to his bitch then.
00:57:34 What? What are you saying?
00:57:34 Like, yeah, he sends all these links in,
00:57:36 but without like, context of, like, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
00:57:40 Let's not bring his dog into this.
00:57:42 If you're talking about Mrs.
00:57:43 Gary, let's show a little respect.
00:57:46 Well, when it comes to Mrs.
00:57:47 Gary, that bitch,
00:57:50 the dog, I'm confused again.
00:57:52 Which one
00:57:54 does he have?
00:57:55 How many female dogs does he have? No.
00:57:58 There's their Barney.
00:57:59 There's, I think they're both males.
00:58:02 What's the.
00:58:02 They're both people.
00:58:04 Not anymore. They shouldn't.
00:58:06 He's a good dog owner.
00:58:07 When he listens to Bob Barker.
00:58:09 Get it? Barker.
00:58:10 So I can tell by the fact the cars are driving
00:58:13 from right to left, that you're in the northern hemisphere.
00:58:19 No, that's the light that's over there.
00:58:20 The light didn't change a damn thing. I'm still marveling.
00:58:23 Oh, did I look less greasy with this lighting?
00:58:27 Yeah, that's what it is.
00:58:28 It's the lighting. Do these pants make me look fat?
00:58:31 No. You're overeating. Makes you look fat.
00:58:32 It's the 25% Italian in me. That's.
00:58:34 The grease is coming out.
00:58:37 Somebody just went off on grease balls.
00:58:40 I didn't like it.
00:58:40 I didn't like it one bit.
00:58:42 You know, you're really good.
00:58:45 I had a humor, I was funny, I'm like, oh, hey, I get it.
00:58:48 I'm a greaseball to you. That's funny.
00:58:50 I have to change my pillowcase.
00:58:51 My father actually had plastic up and on the wall.
00:58:54 My pillow isn't. This is a true story about an Italian.
00:58:57 He's way more Italian than me. I'm like 50%.
00:58:59 He was like 100%.
00:59:01 He had plastic up on the wallpaper in his bedroom
00:59:05 because the wallpaper would get stained from his.
00:59:08 And he didn't.
00:59:08 He didn't, like put shoe polish or not shoe polish.
00:59:11 What's that grease. He didn't put olive oil in his hair or anything.
00:59:14 It was just natural.
00:59:15 Puts olive oil in their hair.
00:59:17 Grease balls. What?
00:59:18 Where do you think the term comes from?
00:59:20 I just thought they just didn't shower. And so they were.
00:59:23 You know what?
00:59:23 You could be olive oil if you're upscale Italian.
00:59:26 It's motor oil if you're downscale. Italian,
00:59:30 you're just a piece of shit weirdo.
00:59:32 Like in New York or town,
00:59:34 any oil town here other than a, girl with some kind of product
00:59:38 that cost way too much money than it they she's literally putting motor oil,
00:59:42 but they're charging her, you know, 60 bucks,
00:59:45 and it smells nice.
00:59:52 Routine.
00:59:52 That guy just says bullshit.
00:59:55 Thank you.
00:59:56 Fuck your
00:59:59 Ryan claims.
01:00:00 Ryan claims not caring is indifferent.
01:00:04 Nugget
01:00:06 not caring is more than indifference.
01:00:09 Because if you've reached a level that you don't care about
01:00:12 something that's a negative level,
01:00:15 it's more than being indifferent. Indifferent.
01:00:17 You wouldn't even want to not care.
01:00:20 Like people say, I couldn't care less.
01:00:23 Or some people say I couldn't care more and they both mean the same thing.
01:00:26 Yeah. I mean, how far do you take?
01:00:28 That guy's really like, oh, I don't give a shit.
01:00:30 But if you're saying anything about it technically,
01:00:32 like that's enough to give it a response.
01:00:34 Do you dignify that with with
01:00:36 quote giving a shit?
01:00:37 Because, I mean, commenting on it is one thing, but in essence,
01:00:41 not giving a shit about it would just kind of go
01:00:43 whatever and just pay it no mind, right?
01:00:44 Like that's literally not giving a shit.
01:00:47 Okay. What do you think, you guys?
01:00:50 I'm getting him, Gary, to screw you guys,
01:00:55 Oh, is that was
01:00:57 that was that breaking news that,
01:01:00 you know, but I do have news to read.
01:01:01 Oh, yeah, you're right. I forgot where you are.
01:01:03 Oh, Oh, shit.
01:01:04 Dude, the car just went the other direction.
01:01:06 That's physically impossible.
01:01:08 Yeah, it's, two way street.
01:01:11 Believe it or not, they drive at each other, and they have to.
01:01:13 It's. Yeah, they can go both ways at the same time.
01:01:17 So you've debunked both the
01:01:20 the other dimensional lamp and traffic goes.
01:01:24 It goes in both directions.
01:01:25 So I don't I mean, you learn so much on this show
01:01:28 everyone I don't know what when it goes both ways.
01:01:32 It's like any any recent news is all about LA.
01:01:36 No, no I have news.
01:01:38 Let's do it while we while people are still trying to guess where you are.
01:01:42 When I read the news, severe winds
01:01:45 continue the broke it in the big county damage severe winds.
01:01:49 CT6 Studios receives extensive damage and severe winds Sunday evening there still.
01:01:54 This is six mins six minutes ago.
01:01:57 Where the fuck is Katie?
01:01:58 Sex and why does anybody care?
01:02:01 This just in the world is still dumb.
01:02:03 Katie was worse and somewhere out there a billionaire is eating a Faberge egg.
01:02:07 Let's get into it.
01:02:08 A man in Royal Oak has announced he's opening a combat, an ax throwing daycare,
01:02:13 claiming kids need to learn stress management and gut flora early.
01:02:17 No word on injuries yet, but the Yelp reviews
01:02:20 reviews smell like lavender vinegar and panic.
01:02:23 Meanwhile, he has been seen canoodling with lobbyist again.
01:02:28 This time, they're pushing to rebrand brand power outages as unplugged
01:02:32 mindfulness resets.
01:02:33 We've reached out to comment and got a voicemail from a candle.
01:02:38 The Grosse Pointe Moms Facebook group is now fully sentient.
01:02:41 It has declared war on potholes, pickleball and anyone who spells
01:02:45 bruschetta wrong
01:02:47 as we go wider in Washington, the House voted today on a bill
01:02:51 titled The Freedom from capital sorry, the Freedom from Critical
01:02:55 Thought Act. It narrowly passed
01:02:56 after several representatives mistook it for a chick fil A menu.
01:03:00 That's implying that they don't read the bills, in case you didn't catch that,
01:03:04 they thought it was a chick fil A menu at the border.
01:03:07 Both political parties agree on one thing immigration is best handled
01:03:10 through weaponized compassion and performative despair.
01:03:13 One side is flooding the border.
01:03:15 The other side is draining the border,
01:03:18 and together they're building the most emotional, confused moat in human history.
01:03:22 I don't understand what you meant by that, Gary.
01:03:25 Also, Florida man is suing the state of Florida
01:03:28 for trademark infringement, stating he's now just a man and not a state
01:03:32 and wishes to reintegrate with society and maybe sell artesian hummus
01:03:38 as we go even wider to the cosmic news, NASA has announced
01:03:41 they're in intercepting a galactic signal, repeating LOL and Morse code.
01:03:45 Scientists say it might be aliens or the universe itself.
01:03:47 Mocking us for thinking threads would have replaced Twitter.
01:03:52 That joke's a little dated, but it's funny if you remember threads.
01:03:55 In other space news, Elon Musk tweeted that
01:03:57 Mars will have no taxes, no laws, and mandatory crypto chess tournaments.
01:04:01 Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos responded by purchasing Jupiter's moons
01:04:04 and installing a Whole Foods.
01:04:09 And finally got issued a press release.
01:04:12 He just said, I never said any of that.
01:04:14 Stop putting me in your YouTube thumbnails.
01:04:18 And that's it.
01:04:18 Remember, stay local.
01:04:23 And comment, like and subscribe if you want Gary to come back
01:04:26 so we can stop this nonsense and talk more about more pressing engagements like
01:04:32 tits and sandwiches.
01:04:36 Oh wait, we have tits and sandwiches.
01:04:38 Hey, if I'm ever stuck on here, you know you can push those
01:04:42 suck omelet. Push what?
01:04:44 Tits and sandwiches.
01:04:45 I said tits and sandwiches.
01:04:49 Oh, well, I was pulling up a website.
01:04:51 Quick, quick conversation. Quick, bitch. Right.
01:04:53 The whole cookie situation, how they had to, like, reformulate because,
01:04:57 like, oh, there's, you know, you have to the tracking cookies and blah, blah, blah.
01:05:00 So every single website you go to, it's like, do you want to accept all cookies
01:05:04 on the cookies? Cookies?
01:05:06 Why the fuck?
01:05:07 Why isn't it
01:05:07 just default essential cookies only and leave me the fuck alone about it?
01:05:12 I like what why would I ever want all cookie like what?
01:05:18 Why would ever want that? Why would I?
01:05:21 You don't.
01:05:23 Yeah.
01:05:23 So just just give me like, why do I have to answer that?
01:05:26 Every fucking website. Every fucking time.
01:05:29 Essential cookies.
01:05:30 So even if you tell it, even if you tell it no cookies,
01:05:32 it's it doesn't like it doesn't let you access the website.
01:05:35 So what's the what's.
01:05:39 It's because it's because of Germany.
01:05:41 They made this stupid law that was supposed to be cookie.
01:05:44 Hey, everyone. Everyone.
01:05:46 Yeah, I'll answer everybody if you.
01:05:47 Instead of making 3 or 4 different websites,
01:05:49 you just cater to the lowest common denominator, so to speak.
01:05:53 Make your website compatible with as many places as you can.
01:05:56 Easy cookie.
01:05:57 But what I would recommend is a plugin called Ghostery
01:06:02 and it will mess up some sites if you don't.
01:06:05 But you can easily just say you know, don't use Ghostery on this
01:06:08 website, go straight, list it ghostery.
01:06:11 Yeah, one of the part.
01:06:12 One of the cool things about Ghostery
01:06:13 that sounds cool as fuck, but it also sounds like you just made it up.
01:06:17 You know, like a regular ad blocker stops things from coming up Ghostery stops
01:06:20 things from going out. And there's another plus.
01:06:23 It'll say, hey, are you sick of those cookies?
01:06:25 It literally just said exactly what you said.
01:06:26 If you'd like those cookies to me to auto answer
01:06:29 for all cookies, just basically fuck off. Just take what you need
01:06:31 so I can look at your website and leave me the fuck alone.
01:06:34 They have that setting on Ghostery
01:06:36 Ghostery sounds as stupid as Dan, sorry, which is a Mary J.
01:06:39 Blige song, which is like her most favorite song in this dance.
01:06:42 So we get up and she's just dancing is the only thing that rhymes.
01:06:47 Like, I forget how it if you look at the lyrics, they're terrible.
01:06:51 It's not a bad song because it's a Doctor Dre beat, and that's literally why it's a
01:06:55 popular song.
01:06:57 Yeah.
01:06:58 In dance, every we've got.
01:07:01 Oh, yeah.
01:07:02 Oh, what a fuck.
01:07:04 Starts a conversation like that.
01:07:06 Someone's going to party.
01:07:08 You should come a chicken strip party pack for all your friends.
01:07:12 Here's a coupon. Whoa, whoa.
01:07:13 Look, pal, I don't take coupons from giant chickens.
01:07:16 Not after last time.
01:07:17 Turn this.
01:07:18 Oh, yeah, and that nice chicken outside gave me this coupon.
01:07:21 I'm sorry. This expired.
01:07:22 Oh, you son of a.
01:07:28 Oh, God.
01:07:30 I got like, oh.
01:07:34 I got copyright, bruh.
01:07:37 I want to make sure I.
01:07:45 Know all
01:07:50 this is the cheapest way to get some computers.
01:07:53 If you write the code, you gotta
01:07:58 your same.
01:08:05 Oh, I got to carry
01:08:10 your.
01:08:17 Laptop.
01:08:20 I'm taking out I love I gotta get this all the time.
01:08:23 Cross check like you want I
01:08:27 say that you don't
01:08:30 want to get out the chicken.
01:08:32 Oh no, I no.
01:08:36 Oh my God.
01:08:39 Looks like chicken one.
01:08:42 That's cool. I.
01:08:53 Chicken.
01:08:58 Animal.
01:08:59 This vicious animal.
01:09:01 This thing kept coming like almost evil.
01:09:04 Sinister.
01:09:04 Sent in by.
01:09:08 Unknown M
01:09:11 sent in by. Unknown.
01:09:13 Unk. None. Just fading.
01:09:15 If it's not pronounced. Unk. None.
01:09:17 And that's just their name.
01:09:19 Unk. None.
01:09:20 I'm sorry, I was,
01:09:25 See another one. So he's hiding.
01:09:27 That's all I was getting to you. He's hiding.
01:09:29 Cleveland,
01:09:32 are you in Cleveland?
01:09:33 I should just say that since nobody else did, that would be everyone's first guess.
01:09:37 So you can't respond because that's the answer.
01:09:39 You wouldn't.
01:09:40 No one else.
01:09:41 There's no place in the United States that you would wear that much Detroit shit.
01:09:47 Part of it was an accident.
01:09:48 I just went to the Tigers game on, Friday and bought a new Detroit hat
01:09:51 because my other Detroit was just starting to lose fit.
01:09:54 This one looks better.
01:09:56 I like that it actually says Detroit, not just the D, because,
01:10:00 because I don't know, taken for when you're just
01:10:03 I don't know when you're traveling in different areas and I don't know, like
01:10:06 I just like D I just like to think that if I'm in an area that's not the greatest,
01:10:11 which this area,
01:10:12 I don't know, parts of this area seem a little bit rough ish, I guess.
01:10:16 I don't know, I just I don't know what it is.
01:10:18 Push out a vibe that, you know,
01:10:21 I'm from an area that is,
01:10:23 you know, slightly around an area that's slightly rough as well.
01:10:27 And so I sort of recap, you want to push out an area you don't like the D.
01:10:32 It's just I don't know, just don't fuck with me.
01:10:34 Kind of with the D yeah.
01:10:37 Kind of I like the thing.
01:10:39 It gives that connotation.
01:10:42 So you're in you're in Detroit.
01:10:43 You wouldn't like.
01:10:44 It's weird because La La had like, if I'm where if somebody went to LA had
01:10:48 they could give that connotation.
01:10:49 But it could also give like this foo
01:10:50 foo pussy connotation to I don't think Detroit has that New York
01:10:54 and New York has does not have that kind of pussy side as much at all.
01:10:58 It's usually if you're wearing a New York hat, it's like, yeah,
01:11:00 I know if I want to feel weird, you say that because I had a guy.
01:11:03 Bad road rage, road rage incident.
01:11:06 I was just coming back from taking care of the elderly person I've been doing
01:11:09 for for years, so I didn't, you know, I was like, done for the day.
01:11:12 I was not confrontational at all.
01:11:15 He starts going in front like three lanes in front of me.
01:11:18 And I pulled up to him
01:11:19 and I may have went, but I didn't even not even a finger, nothing.
01:11:23 I was just like,
01:11:24 oh, shoot me all I did was
01:11:25 I flipped people off two different times and they started following me
01:11:28 in one scene if I got no problem splitting people off it.
01:11:32 But my point is, it didn't even out the window.
01:11:34 It was just a quick like, it wasn't even a it was just like a
01:11:36 I think I just I looked it over and went, must have been like,
01:11:39 I must have broke the gang code or something, right? Yeah. For the.
01:11:42 But I remember besides the white piece of shit,
01:11:45 I remember the white pickup truck with the California plate thinking,
01:11:48 how the fuck did he make it all the way here?
01:11:50 And the second thing he goes, do you want me to go all LA on your ass?
01:11:55 And I think he meant it to scare me, but I literally busted out laughing
01:11:58 because, like, we exactly what you just said.
01:11:59 That's what made me reminded.
01:12:00 I'm like, what do you mean, like glitter?
01:12:02 And, like
01:12:04 you to get the gay, the gay one or the hard one?
01:12:07 I tough side or the gay side there you.
01:12:10 If it's not gay, it's all like, happy.
01:12:12 You know, like totally freaking your ass.
01:12:16 I'm not sure that gave you this weird fucking,
01:12:20 Matt Walsh was just going through some weird,
01:12:22 because they were not allowed to bring up L.A.
01:12:25 But he was talking about the the statistics, and it's weird.
01:12:27 Hey, what's going on in LA?
01:12:29 Oh, I don't know.
01:12:29 He was still bringing up the statistics in Compton.
01:12:31 And apparently Compton in, like, before the 60s was, like 90% white.
01:12:36 And then by like the 80s, it was only 10% white.
01:12:40 And now it's like nowadays it's like 80%.
01:12:48 And nowadays it's like perfect.
01:12:49 Nowadays it's 80% Mexican, which is just fucking weird.
01:12:53 Like, how can a area just transform
01:12:56 that much in such a, you know, 20 or 20 or 20?
01:12:59 Like, it's fucking weird, right? Is that weird?
01:13:01 It's weird to me. 80%. What?
01:13:04 Sounds like they all just like each other.
01:13:06 It was problem. What did he say?
01:13:10 It was very much prominently white before the 60s.
01:13:13 By the 80s, it was very much very prominently black.
01:13:17 By today, it's very prominently Mexican.
01:13:20 This is Compton proper.
01:13:21 Like, is that not weird that.
01:13:23 I don't think it's weird.
01:13:24 I think, it used to be a nice area back when it was white, which is weird.
01:13:28 I don't know what happened.
01:13:29 Who who? I I'm going to.
01:13:31 I got my finger on the button. Go ahead. I'm just going to statistic wise.
01:13:34 Just look at the the standings.
01:13:36 I don't know, I don't know what happened in the city political wise.
01:13:38 I have no idea if there was like a disaster there.
01:13:40 Maybe they had a big earthquake.
01:13:42 I don't know,
01:13:45 maybe, maybe, maybe there was a, like someone dropped a bomb in the whole area.
01:13:48 They had to rebuild. And that's why it's a shithole now.
01:13:50 I have no idea.
01:13:51 But for some reason, back then, it was perfectly fine.
01:13:54 And nowadays it's not. And something changed there.
01:13:56 I don't know what it was, but you can.
01:13:58 If you figure it out, let me know.
01:14:00 I have faith if you can tell. Oh,
01:14:04 I'm.
01:14:08 What happens
01:14:09 is, is wherever there's a Popeye's chicken.
01:14:13 That's all I'm going to say.
01:14:15 Yeah.
01:14:17 You have to figure out the rest.
01:14:18 Hold on.
01:14:19 My girlfriend sent me a video of my
01:14:20 of my dog because my dog loves the Liberty Mutual commercial.
01:14:24 Did you notice the one thing going on was, what about the LA?
01:14:30 I don't want to call them.
01:14:31 There's LA protest during the day.
01:14:33 Then there's la la criminals at night.
01:14:37 They're looting.
01:14:37 They're looting again
01:14:38 because they know that that that shows freedom and patriotism.
01:14:43 You can protest the immigration laws by looting the shoe stores.
01:14:46 You know what?
01:14:46 They're not looting bookstores.
01:14:50 Well, I would you the values in the shoes, is it?
01:14:54 Plus you can wear them. You can wear books.
01:14:57 You put books on your feet. Definitely come.
01:14:59 How comfortable is that?
01:15:00 You're right.
01:15:01 I don't even think that you need shoes to protest.
01:15:02 You don't need books. You don't need to know how to read.
01:15:05 Just so you know as well you.
01:15:07 Have you seen those?
01:15:08 Have you seen the signs that they read in these protests?
01:15:10 They don't need to know how to read or write.
01:15:13 No. Gone too soon.
01:15:16 I'm old and I have responsibilities.
01:15:18 I haven't been to a protest in over 20 years.
01:15:22 You've started your own protest in your front yard by yourself.
01:15:26 I have it, it was,
01:15:28 13, 14 or 15 years ago.
01:15:31 How dare they?
01:15:32 These police driving by my neighborhood stop driving by police.
01:15:37 No. No police.
01:15:38 Big giant trucks.
01:15:40 Yeah.
01:15:40 Oh, I said I don't want to talk about it.
01:15:42 Yeah.
01:15:44 So,
01:15:49 Come on, open up.
01:15:50 Where to go?
01:15:54 I have the one thing
01:15:56 for Mount Rushmore, for they are not ranked one through four.
01:16:00 It is just. Oh, they're not for.
01:16:03 So we're going to play a fun little game I'm going to see.
01:16:05 Well I mean we've been playing Mount
01:16:06 Rushmore forever, but we're going to do a bunch
01:16:09 Mount Rushmore of things that should not be wet,
01:16:12 but always are
01:16:14 or no.
01:16:15 Oh well, just how about I keep adding things a mount Rushmore?
01:16:18 Why would you not be wet?
01:16:21 Why would you care?
01:16:22 How would. Don't get that. So quick.
01:16:24 Quick reference. Maybe I can pull the video.
01:16:25 I don't know which one it's from, but To Catch a Predator,
01:16:28 but once they get kind of like told, like once they go through the Chris
01:16:32 Hansen situation, then they go into like some back
01:16:34 little hall where they get a second interview by, officer
01:16:37 and this one big, fat, fucking bloated officer.
01:16:40 At one point he tells another suspect, like,
01:16:42 the guy's like, well, I always carry condoms with me.
01:16:44 And the guy like, well,
01:16:46 well, I'm not I'm not married and I don't carry any condoms with me.
01:16:49 And it's like, well, well, look at you, motherfucker.
01:16:52 But yeah, the one dude, he he's reading the text messages to the to the dude.
01:16:57 And he's like, well, you said this.
01:16:58 What did you mean by that?
01:16:59 And he's like, well, you know, you know.
01:17:01 And he's like, well, here, you said you asked her if she was wit.
01:17:05 And he goes, well, yeah. And he goes, yeah.
01:17:06 He's just like, why would you care?
01:17:08 And so my brother and I always
01:17:09 whenever the mention of wet leave it to try to bring up some GPA
01:17:13 when I said the Mount Rushmore of things that should not be where we're at.
01:17:17 He brought up a guy that you care, a guy that brought up an 11 year
01:17:20 old, you know, any time, any, anytime, anybody says wet around.
01:17:23 My brother and I, we both look at you saying, why would you care?
01:17:27 Here's one that's more suited for Gary, the Mount Rushmore of ways
01:17:30 to say I'm sorry that aren't,
01:17:33 are you trying to.
01:17:35 Here's my favorite one.
01:17:36 I'm sorry you is this advice to him as well?
01:17:39 Is this Gary advice?
01:17:40 These are these are just mount status.
01:17:43 We see when Gary says something will out, he'll always say,
01:17:46 you know what the Mount Rushmore of.
01:17:48 But if we really do the Mount Rushmore proxies,
01:17:51 what's the Mount Rushmore of proxies?
01:17:52 A mask, a lawyer.
01:17:56 I, I can't even think of a third one parent.
01:18:00 I don't know, I'm, I'm by proxy.
01:18:04 Mount Rushmore is that.
01:18:06 Aren't.
01:18:09 I'm sorry if I did anything wrong.
01:18:11 I'm sorry. It was just a joke.
01:18:13 I'm sorry.
01:18:14 I regret that some were offended.
01:18:19 About this.
01:18:20 The Mount Rushmore of stuff that feels illegal
01:18:23 but isn't.
01:18:27 That was fucking loud, man.
01:18:28 Where's your hotel? Did we finish that segment finally? Are you actually.
01:18:31 Oh, I slam the damn door.
01:18:32 Yeah, I slam the door. The the fridge thing.
01:18:35 You slam the door in that segment.
01:18:41 Sorry.
01:18:42 I mean, interrupt the podcast.
01:18:45 Yeah, we don't usually do that till after the show.
01:18:47 I got a student.
01:18:49 I stopped eating.
01:18:52 I stopped eating my steak right here.
01:18:53 Look at this. Would you like to eat my ass?
01:18:56 It's getting cold, bro.
01:19:00 It's gonna be fun.
01:19:00 Like you snap some pictures of that, like three hours ago. You.
01:19:04 When did you stop eating?
01:19:04 Half of it? I ate half of it, man. I had to stop.
01:19:07 It was either get the show ready or finish the steak and I for I.
01:19:10 I for one, take the show seriously and take I we had a we had a we had a pact.
01:19:15 We had an agreement.
01:19:17 We both agreed we were never going to quit the show.
01:19:20 Perfect. We're never going to eat on air. We agreed.
01:19:22 So dude, I went to Red lobster.
01:19:25 I haven't been around lobster, red lobster in maybe like a year or more.
01:19:29 I don't know why.
01:19:29 Just hasn't popped up. And it's I like it.
01:19:31 I love seafood,
01:19:33 you know, like, seriously, they just came back with a whole new version.
01:19:36 They just re they, they're reinventing themselves.
01:19:39 And you've seen a billion commercials. Yeah.
01:19:40 They're reinventing themselves as a high end
01:19:42 fucking restaurant, apparently, because the the ultimate feast.
01:19:46 When I was a kid, the ultimate feast used to be like 17, 18 bucks.
01:19:51 A couple of years ago, it would be like 23, 24, 25.
01:19:55 It's literally 43 fucking dollars.
01:19:58 The ultimate feast.
01:20:01 All right.
01:20:03 You get 1 pound of crab legs, one,
01:20:07 one, lobster tail, some, some random two different shrimp combinations.
01:20:11 And that's it.
01:20:15 Even for 23, even for 23, for $33, that's overpriced,
01:20:19 but almost 50 fucking dollars for one person or two.
01:20:24 What are you saying?
01:20:24 That would be for one meal? Yeah.
01:20:27 My girlfriend.
01:20:28 Well, is it the lobster bake?
01:20:29 That shit's. That shit's, like $39.
01:20:32 I used to be, like, 27, and even then, that was overpriced.
01:20:36 That's not it.
01:20:37 That's not high end.
01:20:38 That's. Everything's gone up.
01:20:39 I know that's what I was saying.
01:20:40 I joked and I told her, I go, what the fuck?
01:20:42 Like, what do you think Hyde Park is?
01:20:44 Because we've been in Hyde Park a handful of times on anniversaries and shit.
01:20:47 That place is pretty expensive. Hyde Park Steakhouse
01:20:51 and, and she looked that up, and you can get
01:20:54 a, you can get a eight ounce filet and two lobster tails for $80 ala carte.
01:21:00 And it's like I can go to Costco
01:21:01 and get five fucking lobster tails for, like, 50 bucks.
01:21:04 Yeah. Welcome to.
01:21:06 And then go to Bush's.
01:21:07 I mean, you go to portions and you get a fucking 50 ounce porterhouse
01:21:10 that has more than an eight ounce fillet to it,
01:21:13 and it'll be cooked exactly the way you can cook it.
01:21:16 Maybe not the way you want it, but the way you, you know what?
01:21:18 I that's part of it. I'd like somebody else.
01:21:21 If they're cooking steaks all day and they're paying attention,
01:21:24 I'd like, if how they cook it sometimes because they do, I don't know,
01:21:27 they use the special butter.
01:21:28 Yeah.
01:21:29 They do, I don't know, I have a girl, I have a grill.
01:21:32 All the juices drip down.
01:21:33 They have probably a flat iron or a pan and they're just sitting there.
01:21:36 They're there.
01:21:37 I like grilling,
01:21:38 I like grilling, but I get too distracted with doing other shit.
01:21:41 And so, like, I'm all over the place because I try to grill, well,
01:21:44 I'm a multitasker. I can't just do one thing.
01:21:46 And so sometimes it's hard to pay attention to a grill.
01:21:48 Sometimes I can you can just do one thing.
01:21:51 Yeah, I just set timers. I set timers,
01:21:54 I don't like to grill like that, though.
01:21:56 I like to grill based on I used to always grill on a field.
01:21:58 Now I grill on a timer, which no do.
01:22:02 I got Bluetooth fucking meat thermometers.
01:22:04 I used them once.
01:22:05 Yeah, I bought a meat thermometer.
01:22:07 I've used it twice
01:22:09 and then it went to shit last time I use it, and I was pissed off
01:22:12 because I was using it.
01:22:13 I was trying to do a brisket in my airfryer.
01:22:15 So that's not something giant like that where you could really fuck up the middle.
01:22:19 You should use a meat thermometer, but a steak or burger
01:22:20 for chicken breast, if you can't cook that and you're over 25.
01:22:25 No, I literally bought it
01:22:26 because I was trying
01:22:26 to do a brisket in my airfryer, and I just try to make sure I did it right.
01:22:30 Yeah, you could, you could, you could get sick.
01:22:33 If you don't get
01:22:36 it cooked at 30 degrees for 14 hours, you know, it doesn't matter.
01:22:39 Basically what you did is rotted meat for 13 hours, right?
01:22:43 You let it sit out.
01:22:46 It rusted is one of those.
01:22:48 But I had a million subscribers. I made it ten layered grilled cheese.
01:22:51 Hold on. Why is a man making a sandwich on our show?
01:22:53 No, dude.
01:22:54 Gary, sending these links. Do you think we should be like,
01:22:56 why is a man making a sandwich on our show?
01:22:59 I don't know, of course.
01:23:00 This is the sandwich.
01:23:01 He makes. You see the sandwiches that the other bitches make?
01:23:03 They're nipples are all out and shit.
01:23:05 Where is this guy's nipples?
01:23:06 He's going to get a ketchup packet next.
01:23:09 This is a bachelor.
01:23:10 This is a bachelor sandwich. He's. You know what?
01:23:12 This is a bachelor sandwich premium.
01:23:14 Because there's actually two different color slices of cheese between each.
01:23:17 He. That's too much bread.
01:23:18 You need more than one slice of cheese per.
01:23:22 Let's be positive.
01:23:23 Let's give him the benefit of the doubt.
01:23:25 Not this isn't the show now.
01:23:27 So today I'm going to be pushing it even further than the ten sandwich
01:23:30 you'll see in a minute.
01:23:31 Making a grilled cheese sandwich this side.
01:23:33 Is he going to pocket it?
01:23:34 Because you have to cook the sandwich
01:23:35 from the inside out so the cheese actually melts.
01:23:38 Then just like last time I'm wrapping, how do you about this thing inside of me?
01:23:42 But it puts the cheese on how you do that.
01:23:45 He cooks the cheese side down.
01:23:47 How does it I get all over the griddle?
01:23:49 Hold on. Go back to how?
01:23:51 That's all.
01:23:52 No, like, oh, heat.
01:23:53 Face heat. The way he layers it, he starts.
01:23:56 He starts in the middle and builds outward, apparently,
01:23:58 which I don't know why that makes sense either,
01:24:00 because you're cooking each piece individually.
01:24:01 I'm putting them together.
01:24:03 The top would be cold. Maybe.
01:24:05 What if I know this? Slice it at my deli?
01:24:07 Oh, and my last video. I use two of these slices.
01:24:09 I made a grilled cheese sandwich.
01:24:11 This time I'm going to be using all these slices to make.
01:24:13 And he's making a cube.
01:24:15 It's a is it? How many times is he going to do this?
01:24:17 I just want him to do this indefinitely.
01:24:20 Ten layered grilled cheese sandwich.
01:24:21 Then I'll be chewing it, slicing it again, and making a grilled cheese
01:24:24 sandwich out of those, and then and then shave it again.
01:24:27 And it was super thick and it had a ton of cheese.
01:24:29 I ended up chilling in a loaf pan and it was an absolute brick.
01:24:32 Then I brought it back to the meat slicer and it's like, yes,
01:24:36 at what point is it just a block of cheese? Again?
01:24:38 I don't know what it is.
01:24:39 Just so you know, I do crazy pile of shit on my channel.
01:24:42 All this. He looks like cheese. It literally looks like head cheese.
01:24:44 Now it's got the texture and everything.
01:24:46 Yeah, right.
01:24:47 Because we have the bread,
01:24:48 it really isn't much at all what bread it's been compacted into.
01:24:52 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:24:53 Like if you just moistened bread and you compacted it's really not.
01:24:56 There's you can the cheese and I'm like is he put a cream cheese on it.
01:25:01 Know it is.
01:25:02 But it has to be.
01:25:03 It better be it better be butter and cream cheese.
01:25:05 Still surprised whenever they work out.
01:25:07 I mean, the bread that I'm using in this sandwich
01:25:09 is basically 80% cheese at this point, and somehow it's still worked out fine.
01:25:13 But I will admit that even though the sandwich did taste
01:25:15 good, it's definitely not worth the amount of time I put in this course.
01:25:18 It tasted good and it wasn't worth it wasn't worth the time.
01:25:26 You could have been.
01:25:27 It was worth the time.
01:25:28 How many views is this? Son of a bitch?
01:25:29 Get I get fucking, yeah.
01:25:31 No, it definitely was worth your time, you fucking moron.
01:25:34 You know those people who always take things a step too far?
01:25:36 Well, this grilled cheese sandwich.
01:25:39 Ridiculous.
01:25:42 I don't like his nipple.
01:25:43 I want to get a meat slicer now.
01:25:45 And I want to compile things and then slice them and make it.
01:25:48 Definitely. I always wanted a meat slicer.
01:25:49 The only reason I don't have a meat slicer is limited space.
01:25:53 Oh, I thought you going to say I'm afraid to cut myself
01:25:55 because I'm motherfuckers are sharp as shit.
01:25:58 It's probably safer than a knife.
01:26:02 You know, I mean,
01:26:04 I, I guess so the the damage was probably because you could only cut like,
01:26:08 you could only cut like the tip of your finger. The meat slicer.
01:26:12 You would have to really get your hand in there
01:26:15 and go, oh, like against the meat grain or whatever.
01:26:19 Like who the that point. You deserve it.
01:26:22 Now that's
01:26:25 you said no.
01:26:26 And this is actually labeled no, no, no.
01:26:30 No. Tell them
01:26:33 no I said so I don't know.
01:26:37 I did not watch any of Gary's clips that he sent these
01:26:40 I don't know how does that even work?
01:26:42 I don't even know how. It's like, how do you deep fry cheese?
01:26:44 It's just you put a mozzarella stick in there, like, once it starts
01:26:48 melting, doesn't it?
01:26:49 Like, just start like falling apart.
01:26:52 This is ketchup. Yeah.
01:26:54 How does it just start falling apart when you deep fry it?
01:26:56 I don't understand.
01:26:58 Oh, what do you think?
01:26:59 What holds it from what prevents it from.
01:27:01 Just so you know, when you sear a steak and it creates, like an outer crust.
01:27:06 I think the grease is similar chemical.
01:27:09 That's all that is, is it's tell us, much like a carrier without cause.
01:27:13 Like what I found.
01:27:14 So I'm not stupid. I'm sure draw is not stupid.
01:27:17 But we're going to catch up in hot water.
01:27:18 It just dissipates. It.
01:27:20 You catch up all the time.
01:27:21 I leave some on the plate when I take it to the sink
01:27:22 before I put it in the dishwasher.
01:27:24 I run some hot water over that plate,
01:27:25 so a bunch of ketchup doesn't run all up in my dishwasher.
01:27:28 I don't need a bunch of nonsense food.
01:27:30 Gross garbage in the dishwasher.
01:27:32 I want clean dishes, sir.
01:27:34 Stop saying the k word.
01:27:35 That's gross. Man.
01:27:36 You can.
01:27:36 That's where I'm real Italian.
01:27:38 Dude, ketchup is nasty.
01:27:40 Really, I don't, I love catch up at all.
01:27:42 You eat mustard?
01:27:43 Yeah, yeah, I leave the mustard on French fries or potato chips.
01:27:48 Mustard is gross.
01:27:49 It stains shit. It's a fucking.
01:27:51 It's disgusting.
01:27:52 It's hate it. Tiny ketchup is delicious.
01:27:56 Now they're both mostly just salt and vinegar, but it's fucking.
01:27:59 That's why it's so delicious. Coloring.
01:28:01 Yeah. I don't like it full color.
01:28:03 Yeah, because tomatoes aren't red. Yeah.
01:28:07 You should see what the color did.
01:28:10 It would not be that color red.
01:28:13 I promise you.
01:28:13 There's food coloring, food dye in it.
01:28:17 Sure. There's.
01:28:18 I mean, everything that means it's real.
01:28:20 There's food dye in your shirt right now.
01:28:23 That's from earlier, I know.
01:28:25 Right? Yeah.
01:28:27 That steak they
01:28:29 pump some brown into that steak.
01:28:32 I have some clips from this bald,
01:28:35 but I can't say what he even is until we get off of YouTube.
01:28:39 Are we going to get off of YouTube?
01:28:40 Are we going to get off of YouTube?
01:28:42 I'm going to come.
01:28:45 Whoa.
01:28:47 It is game.
01:28:49 Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of garbled speech.
01:28:52 Folks, listen up before we dive deeper into the circus.
01:28:53 I have to cut that in.
01:28:55 Just just right, because I'm like, look, we're here for the time.
01:28:59 It is game time, all right? And this is like
01:29:02 a critic.
01:29:02 We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:29:06 Let's get jabber rages all over the place,
01:29:08 or any random memo is to tickle your funny bone, teeth,
01:29:10 your gray matter, and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:29:13 Any semblance of seriousness I determine that pro wrestling fans are offenders.
01:29:17 All right.
01:29:17 We don't give a hoot about your
01:29:18 race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs.
01:29:20 We're here to roast everyone from politicians to our own sorry self.
01:29:23 No, I love it.
01:29:24 Not even grandma. That was like article three. Screw political jabber.
01:29:26 Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or jabber anything.
01:29:28 So if our jabber can you.
01:29:30 We're not responsible for any feelings.
01:29:32 But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:29:34 we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs and maybe a couple other article.
01:29:36 I give a fake news alert.
01:29:37 The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here.
01:29:40 Give her the $3 bill.
01:29:41 Any resemblance to real life events are people,
01:29:42 whether alive or pushing up daisies is purely gibberish.
01:29:45 Probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:29:47 We're pretty sure the Earth is round, but jabber compares article to each other.
01:29:50 Cause why not parody and gibber our bread and butter? Folks?
01:29:53 Any likeness to actual people or characters is just us having a laugh,
01:29:56 not a reason for a jabber.
01:29:57 We might not be the smartest people in the job,
01:29:59 but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:30:01 So in closing, if you've made it this far with us
01:30:03 getting your undies in a zipper, then congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:30:05 We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some jabber joy,
01:30:09 and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the freakin time.
01:30:12 So buckle up
01:30:13 buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride through the absurdity
01:30:15 of our human language rants. Live.
01:30:19 Monologue.
01:30:24 I forgot about this part.
01:30:29 Here,
01:30:31 ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to.
01:30:38 Hold you from the rumble.
01:30:40 I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:30:42 I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:30:44 I hate that I can't find my fucking drops because the goddamn screen
01:30:48 is cropped differently, so they're in a different order.
01:30:50 Where the fuck are my God, it.
01:30:52 Whatever.
01:30:53 How about the monologue?
01:30:55 Part two Mount Rushmore of the gayest neighborhoods.
01:30:59 San Francisco,
01:31:02 San Francisco is on the go, and Ferndale.
01:31:07 Ferndale is not on the list.
01:31:11 I'm trying to open the list.
01:31:13 Are Armada here? I got it.
01:31:16 Armada is not on the list.
01:31:20 Let's start at number 430.
01:31:24 No kidding.
01:31:24 Let's start as number four because it's a mount Rushmore.
01:31:28 Of course, these are not in any order.
01:31:30 Portland, Oregon. Number four.
01:31:34 I can remove that.
01:31:35 Well, let me tell you something.
01:31:36 Brought three. Again.
01:31:37 These are what they call them.
01:31:40 Gaber hoods,
01:31:42 which means they're gay.
01:31:43 They're gay friendly.
01:31:45 That means they're fabulous.
01:31:47 Newer word. Las Vegas, number three.
01:31:50 Hartford, Connecticut.
01:31:52 Unexpected answer.
01:31:54 The number one is indeed San Francisco, California.
01:31:57 Why is it unexpected?
01:31:58 Because you all make me go San Francisco on your ass.
01:32:01 No, I hope that would hurt.
01:32:04 See, that means something to.
01:32:07 That I would have understood
01:32:09 and been more frightened.
01:32:13 Deep fried ketchup.
01:32:14 So sexy.
01:32:16 I'm going to try to keep watching this shit.
01:32:21 Oh, yeah.
01:32:22 It literally, it just probably.
01:32:24 It probably tastes like something that was deep fried,
01:32:26 that you dipped in ketchup and ate like it's.
01:32:30 It just it's probably going to be.
01:32:31 It's probably gonna be boiling hot.
01:32:32 Would you ever dip a mozzarella stick or an, I guess an onion ring?
01:32:36 I can't say that mozzarella sticks does not get dipped in ketchup.
01:32:40 I could I would prefer marinara, but you know how how much different?
01:32:44 Let's keep going.
01:32:45 How about, how different is marinara from ketchup?
01:32:48 I mean, to be honest, chicken is.
01:32:49 Well, this chicken is just a little basil, just a little different.
01:32:52 Anything that's battered and deep fried.
01:32:54 Let's.
01:32:55 I'm just saying the difference between marinara and ketchup is what,
01:32:59 a little bit thicker.
01:32:59 Some basil, no onion powder.
01:33:03 Whatever it is, it makes it. It's really just better.
01:33:04 Some basil.
01:33:06 It's really big.
01:33:06 You know what? You're right.
01:33:07 I'm going to make Spaghetti Wednesday and I'm just going to use ketchup
01:33:10 and nobody's going to notice the difference.
01:33:12 Dude, they make pizza with Alfredo sauce nowadays.
01:33:15 I don't know what you want.
01:33:17 Like there. Asshole.
01:33:17 It doesn't mean it's right.
01:33:19 Yeah. You guys finger dogs, assholes.
01:33:21 They get them off of other dogs
01:33:22 not to get them off of other dogs, but to get them away from other dogs.
01:33:27 Yeah, we all heard what you said.
01:33:29 And again, the world is reshaping itself because Donald Trump is coming.
01:33:33 Weird.
01:33:34 And there's nothing wrong if if you're getting off a little bit too,
01:33:37 as long as you're trying to help society, I think it's okay.
01:33:40 I don't know.
01:33:41 I think, doesn't matter.
01:33:43 Oh, I just remembered I was supposed to do something.
01:33:46 Do you.
01:33:46 Do you have the, wrestling draft with the Hulk?
01:33:49 Come out.
01:33:50 Come on, come on, come on.
01:33:52 Some of the Kamala. But it's actually a wrestler.
01:33:55 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:33:56 Wait, no, it is a wrestler.
01:33:58 It was a wrestler first, right, right.
01:33:59 But so when when this when this plays.
01:34:02 Oh wait. I got to get it on there.
01:34:03 Hold on I gotta get it.
01:34:04 Yeah. You hold on to. We got to time it. You'll know.
01:34:06 Where's the round. Yep.
01:34:07 There's a you got a giant
01:34:10 I got to try and find full screen.
01:34:12 Come on. Who else has drops on the show?
01:34:14 Who do you see that Gary was bringing that shit?
01:34:18 Do I have it?
01:34:23 Wait.
01:34:24 Oh, there's a whole bunch of different views.
01:34:25 I got to be able to make this full screen.
01:34:27 Why can't they have it?
01:34:34 What are you doing?
01:34:35 Gary?
01:34:38 Gary!
01:34:39 Hey, that.
01:34:40 God, Gary just happened to the the loop.
01:34:46 But here we go.
01:34:47 I got to play something while we waited, but ready?
01:34:50 You'll know when to play it. Exactly.
01:34:51 It's almost right away. I'm not ready.
01:34:54 But now.
01:34:55 Yeah, they're gonna try it.
01:34:58 But my controller.
01:34:59 Oh my gosh.
01:35:01 Oh, God. Oh, come on out with a brawler weapon.
01:35:03 Got a car. Here he comes. Oh, what I'll do.
01:35:07 I'm very surprised because Kamala lost his instinct to fight.
01:35:11 Yeah, she was up here.
01:35:12 This is a graduation from around here.
01:35:15 It's not.
01:35:16 He's opening his heart to hit them.
01:35:18 He he he feels what they feel.
01:35:21 The first thing I noticed right off the bat.
01:35:23 It is South Plantation.
01:35:25 What did you school choose?
01:35:26 Why did you choose Kamala?
01:35:28 Why are they? What year is this?
01:35:30 This happened week ago.
01:35:31 32. This happened a week ago in South Plantation.
01:35:37 But anyway, it's the the gentleman.
01:35:39 Of course it of course in the south, in the North plantation are they,
01:35:42 are they better behaved or the gentleman with the darker
01:35:46 hair decided to do a backflip?
01:35:49 Wait, what?
01:35:50 And he hit the nice lady with the purple.
01:35:54 The gentleman with get. Hold on. What?
01:35:57 Yeah. Watch.
01:35:59 There's an angle.
01:36:00 I mean, he's so excited that he's graduating.
01:36:03 The one that's up there. Right.
01:36:04 You know, that's a hit right here.
01:36:07 The guy with the dark hair and it's I can't see the one.
01:36:09 No, that's a hit. Speak.
01:36:11 Love that little kid.
01:36:13 You call him a nigger.
01:36:15 Whoa, wait. What?
01:36:16 Whoa whoa whoa.
01:36:17 No one said that.
01:36:18 So that gives you the right
01:36:19 to call a child five year old a nigger, the N-word?
01:36:22 That he's not five years old. He's graduating.
01:36:24 What college? High school.
01:36:25 No one said the the the nigger word.
01:36:27 No, no, that's a hate speech.
01:36:29 No. When you put that word in his mouth, he did not.
01:36:31 Did you call the child to nigger work?
01:36:33 So aside the fact that technically he did for the side, the fact that this
01:36:39 gentleman with the dark haired nigger
01:36:42 stuff, dude you're making is way worse than it is.
01:36:46 I don't feel shit.
01:36:47 His feet, his feet, his. It's the fucking.
01:36:50 It's the woman. Okay.
01:36:52 If anybody does not know, we are not saying that.
01:36:53 That is the man who filmed the woman who said the N-word, the
01:36:57 whatever, Natasha Beddington or whatever the hell she is.
01:37:01 She's from from Rocky and Bullwinkle
01:37:03 is what you nigger, you're fucking business.
01:37:07 If her name sounds like she's a dog like shit.
01:37:11 What was her name?
01:37:12 What was her name?
01:37:13 You remember this bitch? His name was.
01:37:15 Yeah, but I'm not saying it's this.
01:37:16 Yes. Me for this.
01:37:18 The fact that his landing was on the woman.
01:37:20 Yo, somebody. Something.
01:37:22 Well, how would you rate his backflip?
01:37:24 It's pretty bad ass.
01:37:25 Okay, I want to see the backflip. Yeah. I'm sorry.
01:37:26 We just I got I got lost.
01:37:31 It was great.
01:37:31 Other than he did not inform the person behind him
01:37:34 that he was going to do a backflip and to give him some prop.
01:37:37 What if it just. It overcame him?
01:37:39 He was just so it over. Was native.
01:37:42 He had a dance.
01:37:49 One more angle.
01:37:50 I think. It was so exciting. He had to dance.
01:37:52 Was trying to say he's he's shucking and jiving here.
01:37:56 No, you're saying that,
01:37:59 you know what?
01:37:59 Yeah, I think, dude, I saw some commercial. I thought that was.
01:38:02 I thought that was part of their bitch.
01:38:03 I saw some commercial lately where the black people just busted out
01:38:05 dancing at the end, and it's like I thought that.
01:38:07 I thought that was offensive.
01:38:11 Oh, that's all they do.
01:38:13 That's what the.
01:38:17 That's. I have that issue.
01:38:19 I think that that's weird that they do though.
01:38:21 That's what the that's what the,
01:38:23 the stereotype is and that's what they get cast as.
01:38:26 You know. And I thought we were past that is what I'm saying.
01:38:28 I can't dance, I can play the drums.
01:38:30 I have rhythm but I can't, I can't.
01:38:32 Well the only thing about me is the way on turn.
01:38:37 I can't flip.
01:38:41 You know what?
01:38:41 You know what my man said after this moment?
01:38:44 Where was it?
01:38:45 Oh I know, oh, there we go.
01:38:47 I stopped it. Perfect.
01:38:48 Do you know what my man said at this moment?
01:38:50 He's like in her boobs.
01:38:52 You know what he was thinking right now? Yeah.
01:38:54 Take inches off my dick.
01:38:56 Well, give me that much higher good time.
01:39:00 I oh, oh,
01:39:04 I like, oh, me too much.
01:39:09 Right. So.
01:39:13 000. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
01:39:22 So you're not going to take inches off my dick. Was
01:39:29 the only thing that no one is considering.
01:39:32 What? He hates this bitch.
01:39:33 And he wanted to take her out.
01:39:36 You think so?
01:39:37 None of the white people, though.
01:39:39 You're saying
01:39:41 no, you know.
01:39:42 Well, maybe you can't be the only black kid at South Plantation
01:39:47 and get a little resentment for white people.
01:39:48 I mean, I play it again because it was really hard
01:39:52 to make out what was going to hear her voice.
01:39:54 Lady Gaga, with all the Jacob Boo music that she got everyone to call it it.
01:40:00 Yeah, I may be presuming, but I would assume that North Plantation
01:40:04 is going to be way better than South Plantation.
01:40:06 I think North Plantation is going to be freer.
01:40:08 You know, much freer.
01:40:11 Right?
01:40:12 You can well, let's say you can earn your freedom.
01:40:15 Well, I could go check technically.
01:40:17 Check the statement earn your freedom is not free.
01:40:20 You have to earn it. That means it costs something.
01:40:23 I could go check. Oh,
01:40:27 did you ever.
01:40:28 Did you say or no?
01:40:29 Are you included? Your.
01:40:32 No. No, I love that.
01:40:33 I love that quick in a.
01:40:37 Grow. Dude.
01:40:38 Is it.
01:40:39 Love it. Yeah. Because it's perfect.
01:40:40 The outer.
01:40:43 Is a fucking asshole.
01:40:44 He's over your typing. Your.
01:40:48 That's good timing to you.
01:40:49 If you don't want to talk the way this Bible talks,
01:40:52 you should keep your mouth shut.
01:40:54 That was actually a quote, from, Gary's wife.
01:40:59 Do you think he's really okay?
01:41:01 I want to know.
01:41:02 Seriously, what is the difference between Gary's wife and this guy?
01:41:05 If you don't want to talk
01:41:06 the way this Bible talks, you should keep your mouth shut.
01:41:10 If if Gary's wife had his way, this would be Gary.
01:41:14 Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me.
01:41:19 And the more words, in this are stories
01:41:24 and sinful generation of him also
01:41:29 shall the Son of Man bring your shame,
01:41:34 whatever that means.
01:41:38 I don't know, I got, I got the crux of
01:41:40 he said something about like feel bad, I don't know, I feel bad
01:41:44 for about you.
01:41:46 We can just keep pretending he's sitting down to join us.
01:41:49 Yeah.
01:41:50 It's so cute.
01:41:51 He just got here. Gary, you're finally here.
01:41:54 Oh, hey. What's up? Yeah.
01:41:56 No, I think we're way off. Oh, yeah.
01:41:58 I want to sex up for a while, and that's 107 for like, two, three weeks.
01:42:02 I mean, it's 1070. Interesting.
01:42:05 He doesn't even. That's that's all right.
01:42:07 We count 105 because I was we don't expect them to know too much.
01:42:11 I mean he doesn't I mean we've heard him before.
01:42:14 He's not here to tell you anything about anything.
01:42:17 Yeah, I can tell by a suntan.
01:42:18 He's pretty busy.
01:42:20 Take over, and, I wonder what on his own, made artificial intelligence.
01:42:25 Gary.
01:42:25 So by something that looks like me, sounds like me.
01:42:29 Is he. So? Is he a child?
01:42:30 Is this artificial intelligence, Gary? Right now?
01:42:32 No, this is real, Gary. It's real.
01:42:34 You know, there's Gary and Gary.
01:42:36 This is just gay, Gary.
01:42:42 So, seriously, Gary, I'm looking right at you.
01:42:45 And I'm wondering
01:42:46 because I asked you guys, like, we could put AI away.
01:42:48 We can even use it as a tool that you could take
01:42:50 to help you write your monologue.
01:42:52 This isn't. You, like.
01:42:54 Fine.
01:42:54 Just take your AI, Gary, and I'm.
01:42:57 You know, I'll take my ball.
01:42:58 You take your guy, get Gary,
01:43:01 and I wish I know what's the what's the.
01:43:03 You guys?
01:43:04 I'm getting him.
01:43:06 Gary. Trying to screw you. Okay?
01:43:08 Hey, what is the difference between, like, say he
01:43:12 he does these little filmy dudes and he does,
01:43:16 like five of them, each for like 5 minutes or 10 minutes.
01:43:20 And then we play them on the show.
01:43:22 Then it's.
01:43:22 What is the difference between him doing these?
01:43:25 I'm going, being on the show, Gary, because he's circumventing.
01:43:31 Well, then
01:43:31 why does he just why does he just do it?
01:43:34 Do what?
01:43:35 The show.
01:43:36 I don't like the move it. Just do it.
01:43:39 01070. He's here.
01:43:40 Oh my God, he woke up.
01:43:43 He woke up for the second.
01:43:46 The third quarter of the show.
01:43:48 He fell.
01:43:48 He fell asleep during quarter one.
01:43:50 He slept for quarter two.
01:43:52 Now he's here for quarter three.
01:43:54 Okay.
01:43:56 And, speaking of quarter three,
01:43:59 I think
01:44:01 I think we need to have, mission statement.
01:44:04 Sounds like.
01:44:04 Never mind. Yeah. This wasn't done yet. My bad.
01:44:07 I have a mission statement either prepping and priming the kids.
01:44:11 I have a mission statement as well.
01:44:12 And, Brady on his own.
01:44:14 I have a missionary statement. Artificial intelligence. Gary.
01:44:17 So by something that looks like me, sounds like me
01:44:21 and so
01:44:22 and and the audio is synced better and is
01:44:24 and is more entertaining than you it six better.
01:44:27 Slightly better.
01:44:28 The showing that's part of the fun is I didn't usually I edit these out,
01:44:32 but I left him in. If you notice he froze.
01:44:33 Gary froze a few times and just kept right on to
01:44:38 by proxy.
01:44:40 But this is a few things that I wanted to
01:44:43 I don't really say no for, but discuss.
01:44:48 And, I'll get to those on the next recording.
01:44:52 Will you?
01:44:55 Why did the recording stop there?
01:44:56 But he didn't touch it.
01:44:57 It's because the audio is that far off.
01:44:59 Because the internet sucks.
01:45:02 It sucks logs, asshole.
01:45:04 He bought internet just for the. Or did he kill the internet now?
01:45:06 Is that it? He kill the internet? No. He's back on his
01:45:09 cell signal.
01:45:10 No, I test it from far away.
01:45:12 It test it from dial up level service, and my audio doesn't lag.
01:45:17 It could be his phone. Could be something. Could be me.
01:45:19 I don't know, maybe I just have
01:45:21 closer connection.
01:45:23 You tested continues. It continues.
01:45:25 Continues 107.2107.
01:45:35 So anyway, proxy
01:45:37 and the audio fucked up right away.
01:45:39 So usually I fix up the audio.
01:45:41 I'm not fixing the audio anymore.
01:45:42 I don't have that kind of time when you could just be like you're saying,
01:45:44 trying for right, solve some sort of talk slower issue or some sort of
01:45:50 sometimes I can just stop it and start it and it goes good, perhaps, but no.
01:45:54 And, so it's your fault these things.
01:45:57 Oh, no, it's his fault.
01:45:58 Well, they're important. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
01:46:01 That almost never happens when he's on live.
01:46:03 Think of your problems now and then. What?
01:46:06 You'll think of them tomorrow.
01:46:07 And in ten days.
01:46:08 It's more important what he's saying than what it looks like.
01:46:11 That they're not a big issue,
01:46:13 but the big who cares in 10,000 years, the meaning of life
01:46:17 and our purpose for being here, how we got here and what our future hold.
01:46:23 These.
01:46:23 These are important questions and will forever be stop.
01:46:27 Pause.
01:46:28 No, you're right.
01:46:28 This is not I, Gary, because I have not left yet.
01:46:31 Hold on.
01:46:32 He just said, I'm going to say this again.
01:46:36 I mean, I'm going to you're going to say it again.
01:46:37 Here he is thousand years. I'm going to rewind this so he can say it again.
01:46:40 Your problem now and what you'll think of them.
01:46:44 I'm only doing this because I forgot ten years.
01:46:46 And in 10,000 years that they're not a big issue.
01:46:51 But the big questions like
01:46:54 the meaning of life, that was it.
01:46:56 So the big questions, the meaning of life.
01:46:58 There must be more to blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
01:47:00 Yeah.
01:47:01 What if just boring old, you know, there isn't a big conspiracy
01:47:04 theory, it's just the same old people trying to get money.
01:47:07 And what if there is no meaning of life?
01:47:09 It's just a byproduct of being.
01:47:12 Is that okay?
01:47:13 If anybody I mean, can anybody ever settle on that answer
01:47:16 that people would be like, nope, I don't believe that either.
01:47:18 What if the
01:47:19 meaning of Life is doing a podcast?
01:47:22 Well that's purpose.
01:47:23 I mean, a lot of people believe that purpose increases
01:47:26 the feelings of the meaning of life.
01:47:29 By saying way,
01:47:31 you could you could definitely get depressed.
01:47:34 Maybe I missed that wall. What?
01:47:38 What's become of that wall?
01:47:39 You think he's, like, got boxes piled up there now.
01:47:41 I don't think he moved on couch out in the basement yet.
01:47:44 Life must be meaningful.
01:47:45 Bullshit.
01:47:47 And our purpose for being here, he's got this set
01:47:50 that he forced willed to build them.
01:47:52 And now it's like, that was like, only like two months ago.
01:47:54 Like, the timing is definitely suspect.
01:47:57 It does not make sense.
01:47:59 It's illogical.
01:48:02 Nice eating on Mike.
01:48:04 Your time is up.
01:48:05 What time is now? You start to be important.
01:48:08 You can't see.
01:48:09 No, no, I didn't spring on the same things,
01:48:12 but I take different angles.
01:48:15 And, this week, I guess I wanted to
01:48:17 to take on the philosophy of David Hume.
01:48:21 Now, he turned causality on its head.
01:48:29 But I
01:48:29 can't hear you because you were, you know, making a nudity.
01:48:33 I said, I'd add some content
01:48:35 about David Hume, but since it's not live, Gary,
01:48:39 I don't I don't really feel that
01:48:41 the a lot.
01:48:43 We have to do it now ourselves.
01:48:45 Luke seems like that. So,
01:48:49 one of the best arguments for theism is
01:48:56 everything that begins to exist as a cause.
01:49:02 The universe began to exist.
01:49:03 Therefore, the universe has a cause.
01:49:07 Now, that doesn't point directly
01:49:09 at any one deity,
01:49:12 but it does stop the endless regress
01:49:18 at a necessary infinite.
01:49:24 Something.
01:49:25 And that's giving us some of the way that I've no idea what he's talking about.
01:49:31 He lost me my mind around.
01:49:33 Yeah, this is a snaggle tooth production.
01:49:37 Are you sure?
01:49:38 Yeah.
01:49:38 I as above.
01:49:39 So below.
01:49:43 Oh, I'm sure he's sure.
01:49:47 Let's continue.
01:49:51 Let us continue.
01:49:56 Okay.
01:49:57 Just remind me of that again.
01:49:59 We can't leave it. We can't leave it. Go.
01:50:02 I told you, David Hume.
01:50:05 Hume would be featured weeks ago.
01:50:08 Yeah.
01:50:08 When you said that, we assume you'd be on the show for it.
01:50:11 But you know that guy.
01:50:13 Just because I don't know who this fucking big.
01:50:16 The tart is fucking pale white.
01:50:19 Fucking want to be do right wearing motherfucker.
01:50:22 What is it?
01:50:23 I died, poor guy. Died in 1776.
01:50:26 Is he white or black?
01:50:27 What is this? Yes.
01:50:28 They line them up for the photos.
01:50:31 So most of the people that were wearing these wigs were dying
01:50:35 of some horrible, horrible disease and their head was rotting.
01:50:38 Is that why he's wearing that do rag on top?
01:50:40 They would put on the powdered wig to hide their what disease?
01:50:43 I'm sure somebody knows.
01:50:44 So all of British Parliament as diseases.
01:50:50 You mean now.
01:50:51 Yeah.
01:50:52 Well they still wear these stupid wig bullshit on.
01:50:55 They still do some of this shit.
01:50:56 I don't know, they do some of this shit.
01:50:57 So I swore.
01:51:00 I swore to do someone I used to.
01:51:05 Where's the clip?
01:51:07 Proxy?
01:51:08 Everything we experience,
01:51:11 we do so through our five senses.
01:51:14 Taste and smell.
01:51:15 Did I play this one?
01:51:15 Every, Our function
01:51:19 through function in our, nose and mouths
01:51:22 that pick up on chemicals, any, any.
01:51:27 And then your brain makes it all up and draws it all for you, right?
01:51:30 Yeah. It has no idea.
01:51:31 It's just it's giving you
01:51:32 a representation of what it assumes, what is what's going on.
01:51:36 Like, it's really not exactly
01:51:38 what it tastes like.
01:51:39 Right? Because it's just
01:51:41 you. Right?
01:51:42 Right. Yeah.
01:51:42 It's a it's a facsimile of what it thinks it tastes like.
01:51:46 Right.
01:51:47 It's literally the olfactory.
01:51:48 It's making it up like a factory. Right.
01:51:50 That's why they call it the old factory be detected.
01:51:53 Some of these detectors that send electronic
01:51:56 the, disease with syphilis signals to our brain.
01:51:59 And these signals are translated
01:52:02 in our brain to give us the sensation
01:52:05 of sweet or spicy or sour
01:52:09 and you kind of do that on purpose way too.
01:52:15 I have not watched his clips. You can. There's.
01:52:17 They all said zero views till right now.
01:52:19 Our hearing
01:52:22 is, set of three bones in each year
01:52:24 that I've got a cheddar Bay biscuit wavelength of.
01:52:28 I kind of want to cut it with a meat slicer.
01:52:30 That's their commercial tool.
01:52:31 The one thing we got right the first time.
01:52:35 Right.
01:52:35 And the cheapest item that they give away,
01:52:39 in abundance to our brains.
01:52:41 So I could ruin it for you, but come in for the cheapest item.
01:52:45 The last time I had those, I noticed they tasted like microwave popcorn.
01:52:49 Butter or those.
01:52:50 That's that spray. But there's that.
01:52:52 There's a weird aftertaste. You'll notice it.
01:52:55 Now that I pointed it out, they change.
01:52:57 I like movies that are popcorn.
01:53:00 I do too, but I don't like that aftertaste.
01:53:01 It's fake.
01:53:02 You can tell it's not real butter from that.
01:53:05 It tastes like I've gone into a movie theater taste and then like
01:53:08 said, hey, can I just go buy popcorn and then leave without buying a ticket?
01:53:11 They're like, go, I bought a pop popcorn on the left.
01:53:14 Is it real butter?
01:53:15 It's butter flavored until the fork first.
01:53:18 Delicious.
01:53:19 Just don't eat it all the time, or else she'll kill you.
01:53:22 Like most things, it's yellow,
01:53:25 which our brain translates and makes.
01:53:28 That is it that so?
01:53:30 Oh, look, we stole his punchline.
01:53:32 I feel bad now.
01:53:33 We're pro film.
01:53:37 Sound is the sound you
01:53:40 have a phone?
01:53:42 No fucking phone as you can sound.
01:53:45 Taco.
01:53:45 This this the shot. Timing is incredible.
01:53:48 Which our brain translates and makes that into sound.
01:53:52 Sound?
01:53:52 So sound like what kind?
01:53:57 And he read it.
01:53:58 And our sight.
01:54:01 And he's derail. He's completely derail.
01:54:03 It is because he's trying to read the text.
01:54:07 So photons
01:54:09 traveling through our lens, a lot of times it looks like that.
01:54:11 That's all you do. Failed him. Goddamn if he says if.
01:54:14 Gary, I don't know if I should touch.
01:54:16 Should I talk right to him?
01:54:16 Should I talk like, sometimes I talk to my wife through my children.
01:54:19 You know what your mother did today? That's how I feel, right?
01:54:21 I'm sure you're not getting it. No.
01:54:23 As soon as I hear the story,
01:54:25 I was totally bitching about my girlfriend's sister to my girlfriend.
01:54:28 Not that I care or have any stake in it, but she's like, I fucking know.
01:54:32 I've been saying this same shit to my fucking parents.
01:54:34 And then she was getting annoyed because he's like,
01:54:36 yeah, like, I like, I've heard it before.
01:54:38 I was like, no, these are my bitches.
01:54:40 It's just funny.
01:54:41 Yeah, you're not allowed to steal bitches from bitches, right?
01:54:46 I forgot what what what what what?
01:54:49 We have a rewind proof to his his chime.
01:54:54 Oh yeah. I'll just push play.
01:54:58 The blind spot.
01:54:59 And so me.
01:55:00 Oh, yeah.
01:55:00 Now I remember
01:55:02 as soon as he texts, he says, hey,
01:55:03 I'm going to go out to the bar and record some pre records or whatever.
01:55:06 He calls them
01:55:06 now, pre-rolls or some stupid ass thing because he can't go to the bar.
01:55:10 It made it sound like he was doing something cool.
01:55:11 Now he's going out to the barn.
01:55:13 Go out to the barn. The barn? Yeah.
01:55:14 As soon as he says that, I text the shit out of.
01:55:19 Yeah.
01:55:21 Traveling through our lenses.
01:55:22 It's going to go off a couple more times.
01:55:24 I'm sure there'll be, the blind spot spot and some,
01:55:30 the blind.
01:55:30 He's getting, some strange goings on.
01:55:33 Yeah.
01:55:33 He's totally still puzzled by the electrical impulses sent to your brain,
01:55:38 which thanks. He said. I mean, like it was.
01:55:40 He says it was you guys texting me the whole time.
01:55:43 He's like, I wonder what it said.
01:55:44 I wonder what it said. I wonder what it said.
01:55:46 Oh, yeah.
01:55:47 He's the real thing as these things are that fifth sense.
01:55:52 Come on, recover, pick up.
01:55:53 The pace is worse than any of those, even, because we can't trust us.
01:55:59 We can't trust touch.
01:56:01 Yeah. It's, 19th century.
01:56:04 Oh, shit.
01:56:05 We touched a child.
01:56:06 I just remembered, and I, Yes.
01:56:08 You did contact you? No. Check this out.
01:56:10 Dude, we have our first fanmade video,
01:56:12 and even though they didn't have the correct model, we touched children.
01:56:16 Looks like, children inappropriately is exactly correct.
01:56:21 So contact?
01:56:24 He was exactly correct.
01:56:25 Look, are you touching tips there, Gary?
01:56:27 Model atoms.
01:56:29 No taxes on those atom
01:56:31 touching tips of the atom in the middle, the nucleus, the mass and the nucleus.
01:56:36 Who by a cloud of probability, who
01:56:40 which contains electrons.
01:56:43 So the outer shell would be electrons.
01:56:45 So if I were to touch my fingers, like there I am, Gary, there I am.
01:56:50 The electrons are touching each other. There.
01:56:51 What is he going to bring up? God pulse each other.
01:56:54 So that is a repulsion.
01:56:58 I'm repulse is impossible.
01:57:02 Is he talking to the.
01:57:04 Why is it so dirty?
01:57:05 Hold on, I go back when we go back.
01:57:07 Where is Hans?
01:57:07 Fucking filthy.
01:57:08 He's a blacksmith.
01:57:12 To be honest, in my old age, in
01:57:13 my wisdom, I trust men with dirty hands more than I trust men.
01:57:17 And I don't trust no no no no no, you're just sitting out in the bar with a
01:57:24 well, see, a new.
01:57:25 As soon as we have new guys on the job, we're always like, hey,
01:57:27 you got clean hands. And they're like, yeah, why?
01:57:30 Because I got something I need you to do, right?
01:57:33 Yeah. You got some soft, soft, supple hands.
01:57:36 You sure do. Grab this.
01:57:37 You look mighty cute in them
01:57:38 jeans to come on the other side of this hole in the wall.
01:57:42 Everything we say.
01:57:43 Oh, is by proxy.
01:57:46 As above. So below.
01:57:48 Oh, that was the end of it. Goddamn it.
01:57:50 Oh, and I go back.
01:57:54 Wait, there's one more.
01:57:56 Oh, there is
01:57:58 107.4.
01:57:59 That'd be great.
01:58:02 Look at that.
01:58:04 Holy crap.
01:58:06 Oh, whoa!
01:58:08 That's nice.
01:58:09 Brady, if you're in the chat, Gary, can I reveal the other view of your camera
01:58:13 that you accidentally started?
01:58:15 Or should I start a couple of seconds after?
01:58:19 Because I find it simply doesn't help.
01:58:21 I find your garage fascinating, and we could go over it for a few minutes.
01:58:25 I'm not sure what the point of that would be.
01:58:30 Oh, yeah.
01:58:30 So, yeah.
01:58:31 When, did this come back?
01:58:32 Oh, that's an old one.
01:58:34 Did we catch that one?
01:58:34 Oh, could be like a thousand different fucking places when I said that
01:58:38 you're in the same time zone.
01:58:41 Is it gay?
01:58:44 Even though it could be
01:58:45 a thousand fucking places, it is gay.
01:58:49 That's that.
01:58:51 I narrowed it down from, like, a million places, so that's pretty good.
01:58:54 Well, I, I gave a clue to it in the texts,
01:58:58 and then I also gave a clue to it earlier, but you didn't pick up on it.
01:59:02 I listened to your little story about the text.
01:59:04 I did not pick up on it. It's not Cleveland.
01:59:07 There was no story in no text. There was no story.
01:59:10 I listened to your text.
01:59:12 No way. The text.
01:59:13 Gary had said something and I was.
01:59:15 I said something, and then you had said, certain
01:59:19 host of something earlier, and I said something and
01:59:23 that's a lot of somethings,
01:59:25 since
01:59:27 I just want to know if it's Cleveland.
01:59:30 It's not all right.
01:59:32 Damn it.
01:59:35 Saint.
01:59:35 Saint Louis, that's the other place you go.
01:59:38 No, that's not where I go.
01:59:39 I don't typically go many places, particularly
01:59:42 on purpose.
01:59:45 Oh, okay.
01:59:47 How about our UFL Michigan Panthers?
01:59:50 They beat the Birmingham there.
01:59:53 I'm not there for the first time in.
01:59:56 In what sport.
01:59:57 In what sport.
01:59:58 What is this spring. Football.
02:00:01 What would be spring football.
02:00:03 What about winter football?
02:00:04 That's the NFL. This is the UFL.
02:00:07 I, used to be the USFL, UFL, the U for
02:00:12 that would have been, Trump's old football league.
02:00:15 Oh, yeah. You don't want to support that.
02:00:18 It's great.
02:00:19 I love my Michigan Panthers.
02:00:21 But they won.
02:00:21 And they're going to the championship game next week in Saint Louis of all places.
02:00:25 The championship of championship or like a division or so.
02:00:29 You know, the Rock.
02:00:31 And he has the XFL.
02:00:32 I'm sure you heard of that.
02:00:34 Yeah, it's the XFL is his league. Yes.
02:00:36 ABC had the XFL.
02:00:38 Yeah it's a league.
02:00:39 Never had the Fox had the USFL. Yeah.
02:00:42 And for two years they battled.
02:00:44 There's not enough room for barely one.
02:00:45 And they finally said hey.
02:00:47 And they merged.
02:00:47 So now there's an AF I'm going to XFL league or
02:00:51 what am I trying to say, an XFL conference and a USFL conference to form the UFL,
02:00:58 which is the worst football you've ever seen.
02:01:00 So if you're going there to watch good skilled football, don't.
02:01:03 But if you're going there
02:01:04 because you can't pay the $280 at the Lions cost, it's a lot of fun.
02:01:08 Yeah, but it what?
02:01:10 Because there can be.
02:01:12 Speaking of the rock and wrestling,
02:01:15 there can be some entertainment and some well done, you know, storytelling
02:01:18 type wrestling.
02:01:19 And there can be some entertainment and some you know, you say, well, there's
02:01:23 some well done, well done.
02:01:25 Oh. All right.
02:01:25 And there can be some entertainment
02:01:26 and some half ass slap together wrestling as well.
02:01:29 But the entertainment is a different entertainment.
02:01:31 But it's still entertaining, right?
02:01:32 So is this entertaining like a shit show entertainment,
02:01:36 or is this like, fuck, they dropped it on their past.
02:01:37 Goddamn and fuck, they ran for another two yards, goddamn it.
02:01:40 So my point is, most people don't care.
02:01:42 It's wildly entertaining because like I said,
02:01:45 if you're if you're not gonna
02:01:45 if you're not a football player going in there to judge and rate each play
02:01:49 how bad it is or good it is, and it's entertaining
02:01:51 because what they've done is because they know what they have.
02:01:54 Their product sucks.
02:01:54 It's people that are trying to either that are too old or too young or too
02:01:57 washed up, or didn't make a team that are trying to make a team.
02:02:00 Because right now, as that league is ending the real football
02:02:04 train, you know, tryouts or whatever they call, we're starting now.
02:02:07 Okay.
02:02:08 But the one thing they're doing is
02:02:09 they have all access, like the referees are all miked.
02:02:11 The process is all miked.
02:02:13 You're in.
02:02:13 You're hearing things
02:02:14 that you normally didn't hear in the NFL that I find fascinating.
02:02:20 I can't get enough.
02:02:22 Is it like minor league or what.
02:02:25 It's not even as good as like college is more skilled.
02:02:28 It's the skill level to go anywhere as above, so below.
02:02:32 All right. So here's this last video.
02:02:34 I like how he thinks.
02:02:35 I like how he thinks that he's doing something from afar.
02:02:39 Yeah he's in charge by proxy.
02:02:41 You're actually hindering
02:02:43 the process here.
02:02:46 My work here is done by making it more difficult
02:02:49 and being a dick to you assholes.
02:02:52 Are you in Fort Wayne, Indiana?
02:02:53 No. Why?
02:02:54 So specific?
02:02:57 He says this one.
02:02:57 I goof up, you goof up them all.
02:03:00 I don't know, I don't know if you've been here the last.
02:03:03 Go ahead. Give. I gave me permission to show his.
02:03:06 I wish I had a giant propane tank.
02:03:08 I just went, got a new propane.
02:03:09 You can just go buy one. It's okay.
02:03:11 He's done another one over there to the right.
02:03:13 That isn't that giant.
02:03:14 If I got one that big, it wouldn't fit under my grill either.
02:03:17 Obviously, there's a reason I have a small one. $66.
02:03:20 Get some piped in shit. What you talking about? $66.
02:03:23 What are you doing?
02:03:23 Where are you getting this from?
02:03:24 $66 for a new one. 20?
02:03:26 Like it was like 30 with tax for a exchange.
02:03:29 No, I didn't go to Walmart.
02:03:30 That's the cheapest place. Like 30.
02:03:33 Maybe it was 25, but it was like 22.
02:03:35 I went to the Home Depot the other day. It was 22.
02:03:38 Yeah, see, I went to ace. I didn't have time to go to Home Depot.
02:03:40 So yeah, Home Depot actually has these machines out that are kind of nice.
02:03:43 You can just like roll up to it outside and it's just like, made it.
02:03:46 Oh, you know why I didn't go to Home Depot?
02:03:48 Because I don't know.
02:03:48 Wait the fucking 30 minutes for the guy
02:03:50 to come out to the fucking thing and get it.
02:03:51 No, I just I don't know if you heard what I just said, but I don't,
02:03:55 Apparently not. You don't listen to it.
02:03:57 I was saying that's why I didn't go there.
02:03:59 Because I didn't think you could do that last time. I don't know, they've got him.
02:04:02 They've got machines there.
02:04:03 You roll up to it, there's a QR code on it.
02:04:05 You scan the QR code with your phone,
02:04:07 you pay with your phone, you get a five digit code.
02:04:09 You punch in the code, it opens the top.
02:04:11 You put the empty one in the top, it opens the bottom.
02:04:13 You pull a new one at the bottom. Love it.
02:04:16 You don't have to deal with a single fucking person.
02:04:19 You don't have to be yelled at for bringing your empty propane tank inside.
02:04:22 You don't have to leave your propane tank outside
02:04:24 because you're afraid for being yelled at, for bringing your empty propane
02:04:27 tank inside because it's going to explode into an explosion hazard.
02:04:31 There's nothing in it, you dumb fuck.
02:04:33 It's empty. That's why I'm bringing it back.
02:04:36 What if somebody didn't?
02:04:37 What if it wasn't totally empty?
02:04:39 Also, how is it going to just explode?
02:04:41 It's under my fucking grill all the time.
02:04:42 Like where fire is near.
02:04:44 Like, how does it not explode then?
02:04:46 Why does it to explode in the store when there's no flame
02:04:48 anywhere around and it's empty?
02:04:50 It's probably not. It's.
02:04:53 And then what happens?
02:04:54 Even if I crack the thing at night, okay.
02:04:56 It's just a fucking flamethrower sitting in it's still position.
02:04:59 Oh, my God, it's not.
02:05:01 The counter is our senses.
02:05:03 Look at stuff and give our brain things.
02:05:04 I think people walk in there and they see you with a propane tank,
02:05:07 and the perception is stronger and more real than the reality.
02:05:11 It's, oh, my God, that guy's carrying a bomb.
02:05:13 That's what they think, dude.
02:05:14 It's annoying because I walk in there and I know I get mad,
02:05:16 so then I leave it outside and then it's like, I'm afraid someone's
02:05:19 going to, like, snag it and go, no, it was mine.
02:05:21 Look, it was my propane tank guy.
02:05:22 I've seen people drop cigarets into open gas.
02:05:27 Yeah, like, I think it's it's.
02:05:29 But there's.
02:05:30 I just saw a video actually,
02:05:31 I don't have it, but he was hanging over a tanker and he.
02:05:34 I think he's not with us anymore.
02:05:39 But it definitely went out that whole.
02:05:42 Now we're more faster than we're.
02:05:44 So that's the slam that you said earlier.
02:05:46 We're bastardized by movies. I succumbed to that shit.
02:05:49 I was, my girlfriend and I were going to an event,
02:05:51 and I was on my way to her, and I was hopping on 696 from about, Van
02:05:55 Dike second, when you call your other girlfriend.
02:05:59 Second, I hit van, you know, I call my other girlfriend, Van Dike.
02:06:01 Even though she's by,
02:06:04 and she drives a Camry,
02:06:06 not a Van Dike, but she likes vans.
02:06:09 She likes.
02:06:09 She likes other women in a van. Oh, I got it.
02:06:11 Yeah, yeah. Let's see.
02:06:13 Oh, that's her turn on. Yeah.
02:06:14 She's in dudes other than chicks in vans.
02:06:17 She really finds out.
02:06:18 But no, the second I get out on the expressway,
02:06:21 I see the aftermath of, like, car spinning and a bunch of smoke and shit,
02:06:25 and some people had just pulled over, and it was.
02:06:28 It was, a woman running to this car that had just spun out
02:06:32 and stopped finally.
02:06:33 And so I'm like, fuck, dude.
02:06:35 This woman, like, I don't know who she is, but it's like she's back.
02:06:38 So I pull over
02:06:39 and by the time I pull over and get out of my car
02:06:41 and start approaching the highway, she's already like, got the guy around his
02:06:45 her, her arm, and he's like, hobble, walk in and he's bleeding from his face
02:06:49 and shit.
02:06:50 And I almost wanted to like, help her, but they were like
02:06:52 almost to the curb anyway. And he was all bloody.
02:06:54 And it was like, well, if you get hepatitis or Aids that,
02:06:57 you know you've already got it. I don't have it yet.
02:06:59 So, showing up for your spouse has brought all the groceries in
02:07:03 and saying, hey, you need a hand.
02:07:05 But it was crazy.
02:07:05 But the car was like, still on, but fucked up.
02:07:08 And so the gas was spilling and then the heat.
02:07:10 And then it caused the thing to catch on fire.
02:07:13 But the alarm kept going off.
02:07:15 And so I was like,
02:07:18 yelling at this, do to like, turn the fucking car off.
02:07:21 Because I didn't realize he was undercover police officer at the time.
02:07:23 But,
02:07:26 I thought the thing was going to
02:07:27 I thought it was going to explode like I like, but.
02:07:30 And then I looked up later that it wasn't, like, a big deal.
02:07:32 Like it wasn't like the car isn't just going to explode.
02:07:35 The heat will eventually cause it to start on fire, and then that's about it.
02:07:39 Like it doesn't.
02:07:40 Well, the reason you see explosions is because the gas spills out,
02:07:43 you have a spark and then a heat that hits a huge area,
02:07:47 and then the gas is what's burning.
02:07:48 But once the gas burns out, then then you know,
02:07:52 that's the the perception of an explosion.
02:07:55 But it's not really an explosion.
02:07:56 It's just a flammable.
02:07:58 But, yeah, I was very I was very afraid.
02:08:00 And then I realized like, oh, that's not a thing that happens.
02:08:02 That only happens in movies.
02:08:04 But again, because the dude also wanted to go back for the dude.
02:08:06 Also want to go back for a cell phone.
02:08:08 I'm like, no, dude, it could explode like,
02:08:11 people like to feel safe.
02:08:12 So it doesn't matter if it makes sense, if it's going to blow or not.
02:08:15 They just don't want to be like,
02:08:17 well, the dude also had just gotten to a fucking horrible accent.
02:08:21 He was, he almost he like, laid down for a second and wanted to fall asleep.
02:08:24 And we were like, no, dude.
02:08:25 Like, pay attention, pay attention. Like wake up.
02:08:29 He was he was black, by the way.
02:08:31 Not that that matters.
02:08:36 So it was the woman that was helping him.
02:08:39 I wanted to be a white knight.
02:08:40 In that moment, I was like, you guys can't hog all this glory.
02:08:43 This is ours. This is our country.
02:08:45 Joking.
02:08:46 So it was obviously in the daytime then?
02:08:49 Yeah, that's how I could see them.
02:08:57 Sit down, sleeves rolled up and.
02:08:58 Oh, you means business.
02:09:00 009. What?
02:09:03 I want that as a drop, but there's no point of it
02:09:06 because it shows you in your daddy's home.
02:09:10 That's how it ends.
02:09:13 Sit down, junior.
02:09:15 Daddy's home.
02:09:17 Just put that in the little the banners thingy.
02:09:20 Shut up.
02:09:20 When the stupid people are not.
02:09:24 I say smart people.
02:09:26 There's no like here.
02:09:27 Yep yep yep.
02:09:30 Shut up. You texted him?
02:09:33 No, I think it's you.
02:09:34 He's like.
02:09:34 He's he's literally telling you to shut up.
02:09:37 Oh, that's weird.
02:09:40 Yeah. He see so he's he starts
02:09:43 and then you hear the dinner and he almost immediately says draw.
02:09:46 Let the stupid people talk. Oh.
02:09:48 Which is why he gets so distracted.
02:09:50 He looks at his phone and then even goes, you're daddy.
02:09:53 He was proud of this one, too.
02:09:54 I think he can. I see the daddy.
02:09:56 So you know what?
02:09:57 I think he bought a teleprompter.
02:10:00 No, he's gonna have to return that.
02:10:04 He's home. He does it.
02:10:06 What do you think?
02:10:06 They take returns this later.
02:10:09 Shut up.
02:10:10 When the stupid people are,
02:10:13 I either I texted him with a text, came
02:10:16 through a wealth of his game again, and he got flustered.
02:10:19 What I what he was saying draw about the text
02:10:22 before it even made a fucking noise.
02:10:24 Okay, okay.
02:10:26 Any time he says he's recording something, I'm gonna text nonstop.
02:10:30 Yeah,
02:10:33 he's not making it easy on us.
02:10:34 So we're going to be like, oh, right, run! Right.
02:10:36 Hold on, said heard.
02:10:38 I never, ever, ever told that story. The hard on. So yeah.
02:10:41 Oh no I sucked it down pretty hard.
02:10:43 She I meant to say smart people.
02:10:46 There's no second takes on fly drones live.
02:10:50 What a fucking asshole.
02:10:51 There's no first takes right now either. That's right.
02:10:53 Yeah, right.
02:10:55 Is, Yeah.
02:10:57 Love is a second take.
02:10:58 I've given myself a promotion.
02:11:00 I'm executive producer now.
02:11:01 That means I got a snaggle tooth.
02:11:03 I get it now as above, so below.
02:11:05 Executive producer just means you fund the project.
02:11:09 Yeah, you don't get you unless you.
02:11:12 You just get a credit and you fund the project,
02:11:14 and then you shut the fuck up and take a backseat.
02:11:16 Yeah. No, he's
02:11:19 you're trying to be a director,
02:11:20 but you don't want to be on set is what the problem is.
02:11:28 Yeah.
02:11:29 As above.
02:11:30 So below.
02:11:35 This the Brady and Roger Brady and George.
02:11:39 Gary.
02:11:39 As above and so below.
02:11:42 The copy.
02:11:43 So close.
02:11:44 Brady and Joshua we're doing it our way.
02:11:48 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
02:11:52 and John show with Brady and draw.
02:11:55 It's their show now Brady draw.
02:12:03 You try to attack
02:12:05 in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
02:12:08 You killed my chickens.
02:12:12 That doesn't make sense.
02:12:14 This is our first fan submitted video
02:12:18 because our chicken attack video
02:12:22 is becoming so popular.
02:12:24 So Gary sent it in.
02:12:26 No, this is, from Micah.
02:12:30 For Micah.
02:12:31 For this is from from Micah, not for Michael.
02:12:34 Oh, yeah. This is for us. From Micah,
02:12:38 from Micah.
02:12:38 That's very close.
02:12:40 It's a little different than for Micah.
02:12:44 Chicken attacked.
02:12:45 Chicken attacked. Chicken attacked.
02:12:47 Chicken attack.
02:12:49 Chicken attack. Oh, yeah.
02:12:51 Yeah, we're in New York, silly.
02:12:55 Everybody knows Elmo's a fucking pedophile, right?
02:12:58 So he's.
02:12:59 Hello?
02:13:00 Everyone knows that.
02:13:01 I don't know that you didn't.
02:13:03 You didn't know that
02:13:05 the guy know my children.
02:13:07 I mean, Elmo touches children in, like, you know.
02:13:10 No no no no no no no.
02:13:11 The guy inside Elmo or not inside the guy got he'd like to be
02:13:16 the guy whose hand is inside.
02:13:17 I'm talking to them.
02:13:19 Oh, I just think this is great.
02:13:23 I want to promote this kid's video because he made this for our show.
02:13:26 It's amazing.
02:13:27 They can attack chicken with there.
02:13:29 Oh, over here.
02:13:31 Oh, okay.
02:13:34 The cookies for asking me what kind of cookies I want.
02:13:37 Chicken attacked.
02:13:38 I can attack chicken attack to Kenneth act.
02:13:42 Chicken attack! Take him! Attacked!
02:13:44 Oh, no!
02:13:45 Chicken! Just attack someone human.
02:13:48 Hey, we can attack chicken with chicken.
02:13:52 The fact that cannot tear.
02:13:54 Let's go on for about 25 minutes.
02:13:56 Here.
02:13:56 Check him and tear chicken their chicken.
02:14:00 Well, the chicken attacks.
02:14:01 I mean, why would you? This is.
02:14:04 This is what? Journalism. What do you mean? You don't?
02:14:06 You don't? Yeah. You don't take your eyes off the prize.
02:14:08 I like that, and I suppose the mother was like, hey, the father didn't even flinch
02:14:13 just right. Yeah.
02:14:14 I'm getting hit with a rubber chicken now.
02:14:15 They're both.
02:14:16 They probably both just zoned out and
02:14:20 they have no idea this because we were doing this.
02:14:21 Oh, SpongeBob.
02:14:23 Oh, dude. Who?
02:14:25 Chicken shout out to SpongeBob!
02:14:28 We've been busted!
02:14:28 Our SpongeBob drops in the hot one and that
02:14:33 and we still haven't done a spider
02:14:36 chicken flip.
02:14:38 I only have one SpongeBob drop.
02:14:41 So what's the kid look like?
02:14:42 No, we're not gonna.
02:14:44 We got trouble showing one kid smoking. We're not going to.
02:14:47 Oh, we've got trouble for showing one kid.
02:14:49 We're not sure child choking is chicken.
02:14:51 We'll get in serious trouble.
02:14:53 Well, that's a few moments later.
02:14:59 Colin 1586313.
02:15:01 We'd love to talk to you on The Brady and George Show.
02:15:03 On the Brain George show.
02:15:05 The first one I'd like to do is discuss how.
02:15:08 Oh, wait, that doesn't happen anymore.
02:15:10 So now we really still got to figure out where the fuck you are.
02:15:13 Oh, really?
02:15:18 Still.
02:15:18 So you're definitely in the.
02:15:20 I know the eastern or central or western time zone.
02:15:24 Is there a western time zone?
02:15:26 That doesn't sound right. Wow.
02:15:28 Oh that's awesome.
02:15:31 Why don't they call it the Western Time zone?
02:15:35 I want to live.
02:15:36 I want either to be Pacific and Atlantic or East and West
02:15:39 because she just got too much.
02:15:40 I don't know enough to make an informed comment on that.
02:15:45 Did you notice in one of those four videos that Gary displayed
02:15:47 that he said he was grooming the kid to become the host?
02:15:53 It's so good.
02:15:54 Do you got a problem with that? The kid?
02:15:56 It's too late for you. Right?
02:15:57 So you couldn't do the four hours.
02:15:59 Had to oh, show.
02:16:03 Did you watch all nine hours?
02:16:05 Oh, we could keep.
02:16:06 We could just keep faking it.
02:16:10 Okay, perfect.
02:16:13 Okay.
02:16:16 I don't know the kid.
02:16:17 What do you think?
02:16:18 What do you think, Gary? Just quit.
02:16:20 Is it really his wife or.
02:16:22 No, I'm sure he's getting a little lazy in his old age.
02:16:25 A little.
02:16:27 I mean, did he text you and tell you anything about it or.
02:16:30 I was waiting for that text.
02:16:32 All I got was a text about, body mind dualism.
02:16:35 Of course, if,
02:16:37 say, we could, could we talk about my body mind dualism?
02:16:40 That's not really religious specific.
02:16:43 Just so just, you know how hard it is to not talk about religion.
02:16:48 There are an estimated 10,000 distinct religions worldwide.
02:16:53 It would mean,
02:16:55 a lot of it might be the we, you know, the
02:16:58 the church of Woody Harrelson, you know, that kind of shit.
02:17:02 So, I mean, yes, it is.
02:17:04 Yeah. I'd like what how many sanctioned.
02:17:06 I think when I looked it up, how many
02:17:10 I mean distinguish means that it's at least
02:17:12 on some type of how many sanctions are in some type of notoriety.
02:17:16 Right. Or is that, like, ever?
02:17:17 Is that ever or currently?
02:17:23 There's
02:17:24 no universally agreed upon number of sanctioned religions.
02:17:27 There's no way.
02:17:30 Favoritism.
02:17:31 That's my favorite religion.
02:17:33 I think it's a it's a good life lesson.
02:17:36 Yeah.
02:17:37 You're stupid,
02:17:39 but I do welcome you as my overlord.
02:17:43 Oh my gosh.
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02:17:52 That's been my big kick lately.
02:17:55 You know,
02:17:57 it's all about whenever, whenever we whenever we're done.
02:18:00 There's there's so many clips we can become a clip show.
02:18:02 I got like 50 clips, nine hours, 50.
02:18:05 So the least. It's all right if you ask me.
02:18:08 How could we make the show better?
02:18:09 I would say fewer clips, more talking.
02:18:11 And what he did is he took the talking away
02:18:14 and he's tripled the clips because he's trying to fill in for him not being here.
02:18:18 He's trying to fill a hole in his.
02:18:20 There was too many clubs before anyway, and not enough original banter in my
02:18:24 I mean, to me right now I want to comment, I like this,
02:18:28 I'm going to skip all the atheists and religious clips,
02:18:31 because it sounds like you're trying to get me in trouble with Mrs.
02:18:33 Gary.
02:18:35 I know I'm not falling for that.
02:18:38 I know what you mean.
02:18:40 I seem to be the only one that is respecting her wishes.
02:18:43 I would like to continue the show without the atheism.
02:18:47 Two rules we could support.
02:18:48 We could fix the ultimatum, meet the demands without becoming a human,
02:18:52 so to speak.
02:18:54 Yeah. Took down her completely.
02:18:55 Stop talking about atheism or theism for that matter,
02:18:58 and just rest on Sundays as a little
02:19:02 honor to the religious people.
02:19:04 Okay, perfect.
02:19:06 They like that sort of pandering
02:19:08 I God, does God find.
02:19:11 But his congregations really, really eat that shit up.
02:19:15 This is like one of my favorite new drops.
02:19:23 I just played it, but I just want I want it out there clean.
02:19:25 I think in case the kids listening, I think that,
02:19:33 It trust me,
02:19:34 it doesn't go on and say anything remarkable after that.
02:19:39 I know exactly.
02:19:39 I mean, yeah, but does Taco Bell announce plans to open restaurants in Ireland?
02:19:44 But officials there have one.
02:19:45 Finally, sir, they don't think the country's sewage
02:19:48 system can handle it properly.
02:19:52 Wait. Did that guy just last?
02:19:53 Serious.
02:19:55 Oh, challenge. My chance.
02:19:57 This is not a joke.
02:19:58 Some infrastructure experts say it's already tough to serve
02:20:01 all the houses in Ireland without adding detail
02:20:05 from Taco Bell.
02:20:06 I don't know if this is that's a joke, right?
02:20:08 Or is this.
02:20:10 If anything, the Taco Bell would make the make
02:20:12 the sewage be like giving Niagara Falls easier.
02:20:15 Oh, come on,
02:20:17 it's laxatives.
02:20:17 Why do I have to prevent this?
02:20:20 I'm sure
02:20:22 you could drink if they're like, summer.
02:20:24 So people.
02:20:25 Hardcore fiber, new waste treatment plants.
02:20:28 A top priority across the country.
02:20:31 Restaurant for Taco Bell. Hold on.
02:20:34 That's fake.
02:20:35 Yeah, I learned that. Rude.
02:20:37 That's a fake news story. Let the real.
02:20:40 You're not been to a Taco Bell, and I don't go for the less.
02:20:44 You're.
02:20:44 You're on a road trip.
02:20:45 So there's Taco Bell.
02:20:48 It's an underground. Not me.
02:20:50 You don't.
02:20:50 You don't eat it.
02:20:51 Well, he's got a horse face. No, I don't I don't like it.
02:20:54 No, man jawline.
02:20:55 I'm sorry. Oh, she looks way better.
02:20:58 Way better. Front horse face.
02:21:00 Horse. Horse face. Yeah.
02:21:02 So that's what.
02:21:04 You know what? Okay, so
02:21:08 which would you rather have?
02:21:09 Woman.
02:21:09 We don't have a lot of women to watch a show,
02:21:11 but would you rather be told you have a horse face or a horse face?
02:21:14 I'm very curious.
02:21:18 Probably all we are is at least like a horse.
02:21:20 Somebody's going to fuck eventually.
02:21:22 A horse you're not.
02:21:23 Oh, well. Some people. Did you call me a horse?
02:21:25 No, I said horse. Oh.
02:21:26 All right.
02:21:27 Oh, that's that's much worse, to be honest.
02:21:29 They.
02:21:33 Do you agree?
02:21:34 Nay I continue, she looks like she's taking a shit right now.
02:21:39 I don't need to have a Guinness.
02:21:40 As you talk about Guinness with a Crunchwrap Supreme.
02:21:45 Look at him going all bro.
02:21:48 I'm thinking to try to think of a funny joke station
02:21:50 with a producer line after this. Yeah. Show.
02:21:53 Let's do some weather. Mike. I've asked her to put in more.
02:21:55 She serious? Because I get for you.
02:21:57 You know, best of friends.
02:21:59 Hey, we're looking. They say breast.
02:22:05 Hello? No.
02:22:06 Hey, everybody, here's a fake story out of Ireland.
02:22:09 They're going to have to install more like the like.
02:22:11 It's not logical that that doesn't make any sense.
02:22:13 Again, laxatives are meant to allow the pipes to work better.
02:22:17 So if they're if their concern is a bunch of diarrhea shits, which
02:22:21 is what Taco Bell essentially gives you what they think they're going to.
02:22:24 They're going to be stiff.
02:22:25 They're going to be a bunch of blocks, they're shitting bricks,
02:22:27 and they're not going to be able to pass through the sewage.
02:22:33 A hot, steamy Taco Bell
02:22:34 shit is going to just rip right through there like a fucking hot water.
02:22:38 Probably better than hot water like Drano, you're saying?
02:22:41 Yeah.
02:22:43 Again? What?
02:22:44 What caused, like, cheese?
02:22:45 If there was just, like, a cheese factory that just moved in,
02:22:47 and all they're doing is serving cheese sandwiches that they stacked
02:22:51 with the minimal amount of bread.
02:22:53 Cut it in half fucking cheese.
02:22:55 Cut it in a meat slicer.
02:22:56 Stack that again with more cheese.
02:22:57 And had a sandwich that was like, you know, mostly 90, 95% cheese
02:23:02 that would clog the pipes if that was a restaurant, you know,
02:23:06 but then you would be concerned. Yeah.
02:23:08 It sounds a little bit like Taco Bell,
02:23:11 really.
02:23:12 Lots of cheese. It's Taco Bell.
02:23:13 Taco Bell has never given me the shits, nor is it given me constipation.
02:23:18 I don't know what people's
02:23:20 why people think that.
02:23:22 It's never changed the way my shit operates.
02:23:24 It's never
02:23:26 Mount Rushmore of shit types.
02:23:28 Now I will say I've never.
02:23:30 Like there's been times and I'm sure you can agree that, well, you've never.
02:23:33 You haven't eaten Taco Bell in the longest time, but you shit or fart in it.
02:23:37 Smells like Taco Bell, right?
02:23:40 So I'm not a what is that right?
02:23:42 What I I'm a Del Taco.
02:23:44 But I get your point.
02:23:46 It's a taco. Yeah, it smells like taco. Sorry.
02:23:48 It smells like a taco.
02:23:50 What is that?
02:23:51 You haven't eaten the taco, but you farted.
02:23:52 It smells like a taco.
02:23:54 No, you. Why doesn't it taste the same?
02:23:57 Your fart,
02:23:59 I don't, I try not to taste farts.
02:24:01 People are like, oh, plug your nose.
02:24:03 I'm like, no, I'm breathing through my mouth.
02:24:06 Oh well, when you're younger and you've got a fart jar, you know, sometimes you.
02:24:11 This guy's got a fart. Yeah.
02:24:13 I wonder if you can get your finger.
02:24:15 Wait, what?
02:24:16 I one way your finger in.
02:24:17 Get out of finger traps.
02:24:20 This guy's built.
02:24:21 This guy is built to save people from dog attacks.
02:24:27 Oh, no.
02:24:34 Oh, it's just like Rachel Regan.
02:24:37 Well, it's not just like.
02:24:39 No, this motherfucker was, like, ten times.
02:24:41 Other than that, you're Riggins because he has fingers
02:24:44 and he knows how to force it out.
02:24:48 He's got the hook.
02:24:51 Wait, those are finger traps, does it?
02:24:54 Finger traps don't
02:24:56 you better have someone nearby.
02:25:00 Will you just, like, bite it right.
02:25:10 Oh, shit.
02:25:16 What did he need?
02:25:17 Like 15 of them.
02:25:23 I thought that was his job.
02:25:25 First, I thought he was working at, like.
02:25:27 I mean, it's a joke.
02:25:29 Is he right?
02:25:30 You know, this is his job.
02:25:32 This is his job.
02:25:34 But messed stuff.
02:25:36 So, like, oh, he has a comment section and drew 20, 80.
02:25:39 Come at it.
02:25:40 I wonder if you can get out of a finger trap.
02:25:42 So we'll be better.
02:25:44 Is if drew 2080 actually mailed him those two.
02:25:46 But he probably had to write them himself.
02:25:48 Yeah, he's just trying to get attention. And let's see.
02:25:50 Oh how many views is
02:25:53 12,505 comments.
02:25:55 Not bad.
02:25:55 But you're not going to make a living off of that.
02:25:57 He's got a huge advantage though. He doesn't have hands.
02:26:01 That's why he's got a huge advantage in the internet.
02:26:03 Yeah. In the real world he doesn't have an advantage.
02:26:06 But on the internet he has a huge advantage.
02:26:08 Poor little thing.
02:26:10 That's very mean.
02:26:11 But I will say that is a good life.
02:26:13 I think it's a it's a good life lesson.
02:26:15 And the kid?
02:26:16 The kid agrees.
02:26:19 I'm skipping the atheist crowd comment.
02:26:22 Combat juggling.
02:26:23 I'm going to skip that one to you.
02:26:25 You think combat sounds good, but it's not.
02:26:27 What did he say? Here's a what did he say?
02:26:30 Oh, that's funny.
02:26:31 We mentioned earlier. Nope. Nope.
02:26:34 Not doing that.
02:26:34 I was I want I wanted to play this after
02:26:36 we went to the Brady Dorf show, but, yeah, we did it briefly again.
02:26:40 I grabbed a couple throwbacks
02:26:41 because I wanted to reminisce and shed a tear on what once was.
02:26:44 But, we do need a mission statement for Flashdance.
02:26:49 And I thought this, was very soothing.
02:26:52 Or enough.
02:26:52 Flashdance.
02:26:53 Flashdance going forward, suiting or suited for school suited.
02:26:57 Seven years ago, our fathers.
02:26:58 Two years ago.
02:26:59 On this continent, I always forget to play that on MLK day
02:27:02 and gibber to the proposition that all men are created equal.
02:27:05 Now we are engaged in a great.
02:27:07 You know, there's one reason.
02:27:08 A bright spotlight that makes this skin a little darker to conceive.
02:27:11 And so we can long endure.
02:27:13 We are ointment on a great field of that war.
02:27:16 We have to dedicate a portion, a protective light meant as a final rest
02:27:19 or lotion for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live.
02:27:23 It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
02:27:26 But in a larger sense we could not dedicate fine consecrate.
02:27:30 We cannot hallow this.
02:27:31 We cannot.
02:27:32 The brave men, living and dead,
02:27:34 who struggled here have consecrated it far above our you and I, ready to track
02:27:38 the world will little note nor long remember what we say here.
02:27:41 But it can never forget what they did here.
02:27:44 It is for us the living rather to be jabber.
02:27:46 Here to the unfinished work
02:27:47 which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced.
02:27:51 It is rather for us to be here, dedicated to the great task remaining
02:27:54 before us, that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to the dead,
02:27:58 as they gave the last full measure of devotion that we here highly resolve
02:28:02 that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God
02:28:06 shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people,
02:28:09 by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.
02:28:15 Amen.
02:28:20 Amen,
02:28:22 Amen.
02:28:23 Shit!
02:28:24 Since we didn't have sandwich girl, at least we have this.
02:28:28 There's at least nipples involved.
02:28:37 There's nipples involved.
02:28:38 There's the legs involved.
02:28:40 Do you think those legs are real?
02:28:42 I don't know, I don't want to listen to the song.
02:28:45 Doesn't know that ass has some filler.
02:28:46 And I'm pretty sure those are some fake titties,
02:28:48 even though you can't see an ounce of them.
02:28:52 Does that make me a bad person?
02:28:53 That I want to see her legs, but I don't want to hear her song.
02:28:57 Who is it? Oh, sorry. Oh. Never mind.
02:28:59 This is Sabrina Carpenter. Really?
02:29:00 That's what her ass and legs look like.
02:29:02 I still go with my original comments about the ass having filler
02:29:05 and the tits being thick. Continue.
02:29:09 Oh, those are too small.
02:29:11 Those are too small to be sick.
02:29:15 It's like she's tiny.
02:29:17 Oh, why does she look so different?
02:29:20 You said your phone was broken.
02:29:22 Just forgot to charge it.
02:29:24 Oh, so, I mean, seriously, I, I would like to.
02:29:29 I'd like to take a quiz.
02:29:30 If anybody's watching this for the music,
02:29:34 I. I'm watching this for that vehicle.
02:29:37 Currently.
02:29:37 I'd like to know more about this this vehicle and the same thing
02:29:40 that Samantha wore on her on her albums that I used to buy those.
02:29:44 And I never listen to me either. What would you call it? A tricycle.
02:29:47 Why can't you have a segue type, car these days?
02:29:51 Like. Well, I don't know, physics.
02:29:53 The bumper.
02:29:54 Do you know, how does a Segway work? You fuck, I don't know,
02:29:58 there's a computer that's counterbalancing it every moment.
02:30:00 Yeah, we get that in the car. Let's go. Moving down the road.
02:30:03 We just need two wheels.
02:30:03 Save us money on tires and brakes.
02:30:06 Did you know the guy that invented the Segway died
02:30:09 going off a cliff on a secular? We disagree.
02:30:12 He did. He did.
02:30:14 I'm not segway at the end of his life.
02:30:16 You can fact check me on that one.
02:30:19 I won't, I'll take your word for it.
02:30:22 I'm gonna hit the button anyway.
02:30:24 That Jack.
02:30:26 Let's go see this bitches,
02:30:28 tits and ass and how this car drives, I don't
02:30:31 I seriously, I don't I don't want to play that.
02:30:33 I'm just kidding. So what happens next? Just mute it.
02:30:35 Yeah, just mute or we'll see what happens.
02:30:36 Oh. Much better. Wait, how did it pop up? Regular.
02:30:41 She looks better in the other.
02:30:43 Why does she look like shit in this one?
02:30:44 She looks weird.
02:30:46 That the doll, the maybe like the over.
02:30:50 Like somebody slapped her in her face makeup.
02:30:52 So for my experience in these videos, there's always, like, a butterfly moment.
02:30:56 So the end, she's probably going to look different somehow.
02:31:01 This is, like, empowering.
02:31:02 Supposed to be empowering. This is her on the road trashy.
02:31:05 You know, she's actually, you know, this is just rolling out of bed.
02:31:08 Is this another, like, fuck man type song?
02:31:11 Like, that's why it's called manchild.
02:31:13 It's all about gearing.
02:31:16 She has no tits, to be honest.
02:31:17 Interesting. I got no tattoos.
02:31:21 My name is Sabrina Carpenter, and I got no tattoos.
02:31:25 Oh, a chandelier in the car.
02:31:26 That's not a distraction.
02:31:29 That looks fun.
02:31:30 I doubt she's actually doing that, but.
02:31:35 It's probably going like five.
02:31:38 I'm sorry.
02:31:38 An innocent woman be living like self care.
02:31:45 Hey, that was cool.
02:31:46 I wish I wasn't.
02:31:47 Yeah, it was just a shotgun.
02:31:50 Still.
02:31:50 I mean, I never thought of shooting.
02:31:54 Oh, that would be, never know. Me neither.
02:31:55 Yeah. Why would you?
02:31:58 I've never thought of shooting lots of things.
02:32:00 And guess what? People shoot them.
02:32:01 Have you ever thought
02:32:02 of sleeping in your bathtub with a blanket or laying on the top of your car?
02:32:05 Well, that's really cool, though I. I don't like her. I don't like her.
02:32:08 Music is shooting a pool ball
02:32:11 in a busy establishment where there's people around is not cool.
02:32:15 I don't know what you think is cool here, but that's very dangerous.
02:32:19 Awfully stupid. Reckless, murderous.
02:32:22 That that's, You just answered your own question.
02:32:26 You said what?
02:32:26 I don't know what's cool about it.
02:32:27 And then you listed the five most coolest things about it. So you're.
02:32:30 You think that's cool to be a piece of shit?
02:32:33 Dangerous? No.
02:32:34 Hold on.
02:32:34 You can save me in a piece of shit.
02:32:36 You said dangerous.
02:32:38 Murderous.
02:32:38 I don't think I mean this somebody is so cool to be murderous.
02:32:43 When you said, wow, that's so cool.
02:32:46 It's capable of murder.
02:32:48 You sound like games.
02:32:50 Video games.
02:32:51 I mean, is she making sure there's nobody on the other side of that?
02:32:54 Like, then that's that's that's no bucket, not a shotgun.
02:32:58 And then buckshot. Come on, the motherfucker.
02:33:00 They got the safety crew from the set of Rust and Alec Baldwin,
02:33:03 and they made sure that nothing went off without a.
02:33:08 I mean, that everything went on fire above.
02:33:10 Just fire above her head. I fired above her head.
02:33:12 I swear, if nothing goes over without a head or everything went wrong
02:33:18 again, why does why do the guns need to fire at all these days?
02:33:24 Why can't they just understand how a gun works?
02:33:27 Why does it need to fire a thick bullet? Why?
02:33:30 Why can't we just CGI that shit in?
02:33:33 Yeah, why don't you? Why do you think they didn't?
02:33:37 Well, because someone died.
02:33:39 Oh, I thought you meant in this video. No.
02:33:45 See? Did you see the ball?
02:33:46 I mean, I don't know what a shotgun looks like on a can you.
02:33:49 How can you go frame by frame? Hustle.
02:33:50 Can you go?
02:33:52 I'm just curious on how they did this.
02:33:53 There could be just, like,
02:33:54 a little, like I can go for fake laughs, like a sparkler that comes out the gun,
02:33:58 and then the cue ball could have, like, it could be charged.
02:34:02 Part of the cue ball stays there.
02:34:03 It doesn't spin, it doesn't.
02:34:05 It barely spins and moves.
02:34:06 That thing would be spinning.
02:34:08 It was just, the cue ball had some type of minor explosion.
02:34:12 It wouldn't be spinning if it was made out of sugar.
02:34:16 Like, I'm sure it was a fake cue ball.
02:34:18 Obviously. Cue ball when powder like that. You're right.
02:34:20 It would.
02:34:20 If you shot it with any gun, it would move the ball.
02:34:22 That's what it would fraction and go like it did.
02:34:26 Shoot it, move it rather than dust over the discrepancy.
02:34:30 Is not it being a real or fake ball?
02:34:32 It looks.
02:34:32 Let's see, is how they managed to do this.
02:34:34 It looks so bad there's no way that it was CGI.
02:34:36 It looks so down a quarter in quarter speed.
02:34:39 And Candyman I can well then fucking do it I don't know.
02:34:44 No, let's just talk about it and not analyze it frame by frame.
02:34:47 As I said earlier, we want to rewind it.
02:34:51 Hold on. Something here.
02:34:52 One pocket a ball, one in the pocket or some shit.
02:34:54 Did you see that scam?
02:34:56 The AI just doesn't know what to do sometimes.
02:34:58 Oh, I went way back. Yeah, yeah.
02:35:02 All right.
02:35:08 It was a very dusty ball, I think.
02:35:10 Whatever. I think there was, like, some air pressure.
02:35:12 There was like air pressure that came out of the gun and like,
02:35:14 oh, yeah, it was made up.
02:35:15 It was made out of compressed. It was a sweetheart dude.
02:35:17 It's made out of compressed fucking powder, baby powder or some shit.
02:35:21 Yeah, but what came out of the shotgun was just like a blast of compressed
02:35:24 air with some fucking flare in it.
02:35:27 All right, we analyze that.
02:35:30 What do you have? Oh, my God, she looks like shit.
02:35:32 You just threw me way back.
02:35:33 I had a toy in the 70s called the Air Blaster.
02:35:36 Anyone?
02:35:37 That sounds a sex toy.
02:35:41 No, I guess you could have put it somehow,
02:35:45 but you'd pump it up and it came with a target, and you'd go
02:35:48 and would just blast a puff of air, and it would knock the target over.
02:35:51 It was amazing.
02:35:52 I spent so much.
02:35:52 It was just, it was a gun or what was it?
02:35:55 Well, just a hair hose.
02:35:57 Just air blaster toy. Oh, my. 70s.
02:36:02 Oh, the commercial, the.
02:36:04 Oh, there it is.
02:36:06 Oh, my gosh,
02:36:08 I love that guy's going to get his hair caught on fire
02:36:10 if he doesn't already.
02:36:14 There's the.
02:36:14 Yeah. It's just a it's literally a
02:36:17 a blow dryer.
02:36:19 No no no power no power, no batteries.
02:36:24 You just so it's a one
02:36:25 you give it one pump and it would
02:36:29 we it go see a video.
02:36:32 It goes.
02:36:32 It was so All right.
02:36:34 So as a, as an adult. Yeah.
02:36:36 It's pretty fucking lame anyways.
02:36:38 And there's an older version underneath right there.
02:36:41 IR blaster from where I.
02:36:42 Oh, it's from whammo!
02:36:43 Goddamn 1963.
02:36:45 You're that old son of a bitch.
02:36:46 No, I had the 1978 version.
02:36:48 They remade.
02:36:50 Look ahead to have a red safety tip.
02:36:52 By then they're like, oh, that's right, we had kids got shot by police.
02:36:56 Dude, honestly, look at that.
02:36:59 No, not white people.
02:37:02 Yeah.
02:37:03 Video. There it is.
02:37:05 But it's the six receiver point.
02:37:07 That's what I was saying. Yeah, this is still show you what it did.
02:37:10 That's fine. The technology I'm sure, is about the same.
02:37:12 But why more air blaster and electric?
02:37:15 I thought that was a Nazi.
02:37:16 Oh, yeah, it's Harry Kane is in the new amazing, powerful IR blaster by.
02:37:22 Oh, come on, look out!
02:37:24 All right again. Hell, yeah! It.
02:37:27 Yeah!
02:37:28 The electric gorilla target.
02:37:31 The electric gorilla. Tiger.
02:37:32 God damn.
02:37:33 Wait, I wait not see they're faking it and electric.
02:37:35 So they were like, zoom, right?
02:37:37 No, it was like poof, poof.
02:37:40 Like it literally took that long to go across the room.
02:37:44 There's no way it's concentrated and it's not going to disperse, like in
02:37:47 and spread out.
02:37:49 You sound like a.
02:37:50 So now I feel like the show again. I feel like I'm talking.
02:37:52 No, man, there has to be. There's.
02:37:54 When you die, you just die.
02:37:55 No, it's it really.
02:37:57 Target the women. Yes.
02:38:00 It's exciting.
02:38:01 Fun to play with the air blaster because it
02:38:02 you say like invisible blast of air. And is it safe?
02:38:05 Because that does not look safe.
02:38:06 If we.
02:38:07 If you look at OSHA protocol when it comes to air hoses, which we have in the past,
02:38:11 that was another best part.
02:38:12 Not to be sexist, but if you shot at a woman's hair and it messed it up, oh man.
02:38:17 Or upper skirt in a blue or skirt up, no, it wouldn't blow a skirt,
02:38:20 but it would mess it up.
02:38:22 See? She's pissed. It will. Amazing.
02:38:24 Her hair was already fixed at the time.
02:38:25 Right there. There's no way that.
02:38:27 No, there's no way that we would do that.
02:38:30 But it would not blow a hat off your hat.
02:38:32 I never go see how much blast of air.
02:38:36 But now, Trump boys, knock them down.
02:38:39 It would definitely do that.
02:38:41 The electric gorilla, the air and ground.
02:38:43 After. How many points get you?
02:38:45 It's like today.
02:38:47 It's like it doesn't pump. It just I don't know how.
02:38:49 You know what? I never took it off.
02:38:50 I wonder how many pumps?
02:38:52 One pump, one pump.
02:38:54 And then I need it.
02:38:54 I'm going to be pumping more than once.
02:38:57 Did it work better?
02:38:58 If you went up, it would like it was loose.
02:39:00 And then it goes.
02:39:01 If you hit it again, it would go back and shoot up all right?
02:39:05 You would waste the, the lever.
02:39:08 You say lever, lever.
02:39:10 Okay, now we need the 80s version.
02:39:13 I don't know if I can find it,
02:39:16 but if I had video.
02:39:18 Help me. Use the internet.
02:39:21 Help you use the internet
02:39:24 or how do you use.
02:39:25 You know, I have no idea.
02:39:27 I'm going to go piss.
02:39:28 That's a blaster versus.
02:39:31 Wait, seriously, are you kidding me?
02:39:34 Okay, whammo!
02:39:35 IR blaster versus Milky, the marvelous milky cow.
02:39:40 I remember the milking cow.
02:39:42 When I do it, I remember that fucking milking cow.
02:39:46 The other would come off so you could clean it.
02:39:49 You ate it, drank it, moved, and then it peed white.
02:39:53 Whatever the whatever it drink came out the bottom like the baby dolls did.
02:39:56 For some reason, this is the old IR blaster to.
02:40:01 I can't find the, water blaster.
02:40:04 That's the one draws apparently using right now.
02:40:07 He gets a kick out of his ex-best Bayesianism.
02:40:10 The exhibitionism.
02:40:14 Makes fun of me because I eat.
02:40:16 Makes fun of me because I eat on air.
02:40:19 Because it's apparently rude and off
02:40:21 putting.
02:40:26 I yeah, these are all.
02:40:30 Not the new ones. He.
02:40:31 Nobody has the new one. I have the new one.
02:40:33 I could probably find it.
02:40:34 I'll bring it on the show, along with my Star Wars gun
02:40:37 that I was supposed to bring one time that I never have yet.
02:40:42 Let's get all the fun toys out.
02:40:44 Ooh, different kind of toys.
02:40:49 That's not the ones from the, plastic shithole.
02:40:52 How's that?
02:40:53 That they fill their job positions yet.
02:40:55 Oh you call.
02:40:57 It's almost unfair.
02:41:00 They should have opened a new one up because of the kid.
02:41:02 Right. I unless he was
02:41:03 already at one of the positions they were already looking for.
02:41:06 Why did he. He did to. He left.
02:41:09 I thought he was leaving. I didn't know he left.
02:41:11 I don't know, I thought he he's just leaving everything in his life.
02:41:14 Wait a minute. Walked away from everything.
02:41:17 This isn't real.
02:41:17 Gary. Stop sending me these fucking.
02:41:19 I want this real wrestling.
02:41:21 They've got three.
02:41:23 Oh, it is this.
02:41:32 Is. Now,
02:41:32 if they could get the licensing for Chucky, that should be his character.
02:41:37 This other mold center mixing department and press operator.
02:41:40 So they have filled so their shipping department and then have so same.
02:41:45 So to the homeless people that maybe on the
02:41:49 Armada area there's jobs available constantly.
02:41:53 As an avid wrestling fan and the way they do the heel flip
02:41:56 or whatever they call it, every dollar in my bank account, I'm
02:42:01 the little guy every wait, wait wait wait, this wrestling is stupid. Why?
02:42:07 Because it's ridiculous.
02:42:09 Parodied. It's at least more entertaining.
02:42:11 But the just the again, the style that they're doing
02:42:13 is just the more flop when it comes to that.
02:42:16 Yeah.
02:42:17 The like, oh, we need a flip around eight times in order to give somebody a move.
02:42:20 When a real fight, you just be like duking it out and brawling.
02:42:23 You know, I've talked to two people, different people about wrestling
02:42:27 since this show and I've used to flip flop, you know, that Mexican wrestling,
02:42:31 I don't even know what the fuck I was saying.
02:42:32 And they were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll show.
02:42:34 And they like it or don't like it.
02:42:37 I don't know, I don't remember the context,
02:42:38 but I was like, hey, I actually sound like I know what I'm talking about.
02:42:41 These people like me
02:42:43 know that last part I made up?
02:42:45 I'm relatable, I watch fucking, I know wrestling.
02:42:50 And then I said NASCAR.
02:42:52 And they were like, oh, I was like, wait, really?
02:42:55 I thought that's where they should go ahead and hit it.
02:42:56 Yeah, yeah, I thought, I thought I mentioned country music next.
02:42:59 I knew you people and then they were you people.
02:43:03 You people.
02:43:07 Here's our wrestling segment.
02:43:08 Let's see what comes up here real quick.
02:43:10 Wait,
02:43:12 this is our wrestling segment or that was our wrestling segment.
02:43:15 It might ask us something I don't know.
02:43:17 Oh, in my houses, our wrestling picker, we'll.
02:43:23 Know does nature recycle consciousness?
02:43:28 That would be a great question if we talked about religion on the show.
02:43:33 Well, we can talk about religion.
02:43:35 We just can't talk about theism.
02:43:39 This is nature.
02:43:41 Oh, it is nature.
02:43:43 Recycled consciousness, I don't know, it depends on what consciousness is.
02:43:46 Again, the, the just the idea that a
02:43:50 non-existent that in a
02:43:53 universities chaotic there became an area
02:43:57 or a common place to where
02:44:00 weird stuff can start to happen, which is bacteria
02:44:04 that can then transcend
02:44:05 into different organisms that can transcend eventually into us
02:44:09 without, you know, going deeper down that, but eventually transitioning to us
02:44:14 that can then have thought and reason
02:44:17 and then to think and talk about the previous
02:44:20 what I just talked about like, is that not remarkable?
02:44:24 Right.
02:44:24 Like that seems like an improbability.
02:44:27 Like if you if you were to bet on
02:44:30 that being something that could happen
02:44:34 and it had not happened yet, you would probably bet on.
02:44:37 No, you know, like it would almost be a,
02:44:42 like if you had a
02:44:43 trillion, like $1 trillion,
02:44:46 you would almost go, yeah, I'm going to bet $1 trillion on it,
02:44:49 because what are the odds of that?
02:44:50 Well, guess what, the odds of that happen. So
02:44:54 but are they aware of it?
02:44:57 Well then what is consciousness is what I'm saying.
02:44:58 It almost seems like consciousness is transcendent of just
02:45:02 what we are here because,
02:45:06 you know, maybe maybe not. But.
02:45:10 All I know is that
02:45:12 all I know is that I believe.
02:45:15 I want to believe.
02:45:17 I don't just want to believe.
02:45:18 I just assume that there is something weird else going on there
02:45:21 when it comes to consciousness, because it's, it's it transcends
02:45:24 any rational thought of what the, any,
02:45:28 any entity that is living could possibly do.
02:45:34 It's so
02:45:34 dynamic and so beyond the means of what
02:45:37 should occur in nature that we became aware of ourselves.
02:45:41 Like how retarded is that, right? Like,
02:45:45 if you're aware of everything, then I would assume
02:45:47 your experience is part of everything,
02:45:51 but you're not aware of everything.
02:45:52 Though we're not aware of everything.
02:45:54 Well, conscious nature, that's the part.
02:45:57 I mean, if you if nature.
02:45:59 Well, it's that we're part of nature.
02:46:00 Are we not part of nature?
02:46:02 I'm not aware.
02:46:05 So you think that we're separate nature
02:46:07 within the nature and nature?
02:46:10 Because I occur in nature, then.
02:46:12 Yeah, I'd be, a natural thing, but
02:46:16 other people have different definitions of nature.
02:46:18 Natural? I'm not sure.
02:46:21 I'm pretty sure I'm part of nature.
02:46:26 But some people
02:46:26 distinguish nature and then humans as somehow separate from that realm
02:46:32 or above it, or dominion.
02:46:34 I could see that.
02:46:35 Yeah, that was above it or so below it.
02:46:36 I mean, right.
02:46:43 So nature
02:46:44 meaning like plants and shit, then.
02:46:49 Everything that universal consciousness.
02:46:51 There you go.
02:46:51 I don't even know how to pronounce that wrestling.
02:46:54 I don't know if there's J, it's just J.
02:46:56 I don't know why it's G.
02:46:57 Why I think Prada, I don't know, whatever.
02:47:01 It's not or j it's pronounced j.
02:47:07 You it's pronounced.
02:47:09 Yeah. That's a stupid thing.
02:47:10 But, Yeah, he's all right.
02:47:13 I just feel like he's been around for a long time,
02:47:15 which gives him a little bit of clout to be in a main event position.
02:47:18 But at the same time,
02:47:19 there's nothing two main event about him because he's still mid-sized.
02:47:23 Do you care if he quits?
02:47:25 I don't know why he would quit.
02:47:27 Like, he's got a title.
02:47:28 He's he's got the he's got the he's got one of the main titles
02:47:33 and they're booking him great.
02:47:36 He's selling great merch.
02:47:37 I don't know why he would quit unless he doesn't like what
02:47:41 there's just heavyweight middleweight and lightweight.
02:47:44 They got a way.
02:47:45 It's it's confusing because the way that the companies merge back in the day
02:47:48 and then they, they
02:47:50 then like split the roster and had the like two different shows.
02:47:54 So they would have two different rosters for two different
02:47:56 shows that they would have two different champions for each show.
02:47:59 And so there's like two main titles,
02:48:02 which is again confusing, but it's yeah, it's kind of stupid
02:48:06 because it kind of Bastardize is the one title
02:48:09 by having two main titles, because there's two main guys, but it's
02:48:13 they're able to do more with it and it's, it's
02:48:15 a goddamn hell of a marketing scheme, to be honest, because it's able
02:48:19 they've been able to take one show, split it into two, market it to two
02:48:23 different companies at times and sell it to two different companies at times.
02:48:27 Even though it's the same company,
02:48:30 it's ridiculous.
02:48:32 Like they've got they've got shit on Peacock,
02:48:34 they've got shit on Netflix, they've got shit fucking, it's it.
02:48:38 They're selling their same property to two different companies in what other
02:48:41 imagine the NFL. I guess they do that a little bit.
02:48:44 They're selling, they're piecing out their games.
02:48:46 But at some point an entity is going to be like, no, we don't want you.
02:48:49 We're going to buy the package. Like, what is it?
02:48:52 What is that going to cost to hold this?
02:48:54 You know,
02:48:55 but I bet you that price is pretty expensive.
02:49:02 Oh my God.
02:49:05 I don't know if she took shots of Becky Lynch.
02:49:07 Becky Lynch sucks and Mercedes Monet sucks even more.
02:49:11 That's what you want to hear about in a woman, by the way.
02:49:15 But Mercedes Monet know that they suck.
02:49:19 Yeah, yeah, I,
02:49:22 I guess I
02:49:23 take head from them both, but that's that's about it.
02:49:27 Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't want to nail them.
02:49:30 There's just Stickley and gross.
02:49:33 Very annoying to annoying women. At.
02:49:41 Yeah. Oh, no.
02:49:42 I sucked it down pretty hard.
02:49:45 Yeah.
02:49:46 So many more videos.
02:49:47 I don't want to play them off.
02:49:49 Okay. No,
02:49:52 it's already getting late enough,
02:49:55 right?
02:49:56 There was a University of Michigan woman
02:49:58 that tried to smuggle some fungus.
02:50:02 Oh, you hear about that
02:50:04 last?
02:50:05 I'm not a news story.
02:50:07 Potential agro terrorism weapon.
02:50:09 Fungus smuggled in us by Chinese.
02:50:11 Well, it just didn't.
02:50:13 Just those teeny little specks.
02:50:15 Those teeny little specks were toxic fungus that
02:50:19 what they do?
02:50:20 They planned a research at an American university.
02:50:26 So, yeah,
02:50:29 apparently it was acquired it illegally for the fucking for the university.
02:50:34 The university was in on it or she was doing some shit that it was in.
02:50:38 It was at Detroit airport.
02:50:41 Oh, no.
02:50:41 When?
02:50:42 20th July 2024.
02:50:44 Oh, no. I need to check if I flew July 2024.
02:50:47 I mean, I'm pretty sure, my modules are usually not travel oriented.
02:50:53 I usually take a vacation in July.
02:50:55 It doesn't really say.
02:50:56 It just says national security risk
02:50:58 and that it is bioterrorism potential agro terrorism, biotech.
02:51:02 I mean, you ever watched the freaking, Border Patrol shows like Hulu's got some.
02:51:07 They're pretty entertaining.
02:51:08 Yeah, but they just they analyze that shit. The other day,
02:51:11 there was like, my girlfriend, I were randomly watching it.
02:51:13 We don't watch it too, too much, but she happened to throw it on,
02:51:16 and there was like, two tubs that they just had
02:51:19 these, like, diced up mushrooms and, like, they kind of knew what it was already,
02:51:22 but they just they kind of knew the the package said something different.
02:51:26 And when they opened it, there was like, mushrooms, you know, diced up.
02:51:29 And then they were like, yeah, that's got to be psilocybin.
02:51:32 But, you know, it's quite interesting because they, they normally
02:51:37 and they discuss stuff because the agriculture team talks about
02:51:41 because sometimes they'll just break up in fruit
02:51:42 and like different plants, and they look for bugs
02:51:44 like they're not even looking for drugs sometimes.
02:51:46 And they talk about all of that hazard shit
02:51:49 that if you bring in some of the shit, it can fuck up our shit.
02:51:52 Different fungus is and stuff that they, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll,
02:51:56 they'll kill it. They'll, they'll, they'll go.
02:51:58 No, we're not giving this back to you.
02:51:59 We need to fucking murder this.
02:52:01 So they take and they they kill it.
02:52:03 They they blow a flamethrower at it like a fucking like a 12 pack.
02:52:07 Like.
02:52:08 No, like a Palestinian fucking, supporter.
02:52:11 They just flamethrower that bitch.
02:52:13 Oh, right. Right. Yeah.
02:52:18 I clean on a side.
02:52:22 That granny's got a tablet.
02:52:24 I was writing on the wall.
02:52:25 More pies in Rome. I got things to do.
02:52:29 Oh, so? So misery.
02:52:31 Don't you know the difference between
02:52:34 you, your boy?
02:52:36 It looks like it.
02:52:38 Maybe next time.
02:52:39 Some day. Yeah. You better.
02:52:41 Oh, thanks. They were dug in too.
02:52:43 So I wonder if, like, the moisture or anything drains out of them.
02:52:45 They don't get. They don't get wet and slick.
02:52:48 That's clean.
02:52:48 Out of sight.
02:52:53 Right.
02:52:54 They don't get wet and slick.
02:52:55 They stay somewhat like, are they cement with little ridges in them instead?
02:53:00 I don't know, they could be, but that would be quite
02:53:03 a kind of less. They're just.
02:53:05 Unless those are just nuts.
02:53:06 Yeah.
02:53:07 Is that slats, or is that just, like, little, gripper pieces?
02:53:12 Put it in the cement if it was wet or leafs or Leafs Leafs leaves.
02:53:18 Is that grated or is that just a.
02:53:24 This is son of a bitch playing.
02:53:25 Does it say this golf every day.
02:53:28 This golf Frisbee froth.
02:53:31 Nope.
02:53:34 Oh, it's, it's it's Rachel Riggins husband.
02:53:37 Kevin. Is it? No. It's not.
02:53:39 Is it really
02:53:41 good way?
02:53:42 Is it Riggins?
02:53:44 It's Reagan's Kevin Riggins.
02:53:47 It's there's,
02:53:52 It does not also say where
02:53:56 he's committed.
02:53:58 I like to hope so.
02:54:00 He's going to.
02:54:02 He's going to nail that tree.
02:54:05 What is it for? Snap?
02:54:06 I don't I feel stupid, I don't know what full snap means.
02:54:11 I have no idea.
02:54:13 Full snap try just means I'm, like, throwing as hard as.
02:54:15 Oh shit, I'm not even playing the video.
02:54:17 It's the right fucking thing.
02:54:19 No, you're just like looking at the eyes.
02:54:22 I clicked on it to open up the video on it.
02:54:24 Went to another screen without even.
02:54:25 There you go.
02:54:25 Pull your pants up, get a little extra room.
02:54:28 And these cards, he says he's going full snap.
02:54:31 He hasn't gone full snap in so many years.
02:54:34 What the fuck does that mean?
02:54:38 The lawn chair.
02:54:42 Don't shoot him.
02:54:43 I been his back, but I heard something.
02:54:45 Oh, I heard a crackle and pop, but not a snap.
02:54:49 Unfortunately. Well, I see it anyway.
02:54:50 You're right down there in the creek.
02:54:52 But I think that's the least of your worries.
02:54:55 I think we need a straw.
02:54:57 He looks really frozen.
02:54:59 No, wait. I see things moving.
02:55:00 Yeah. He's alive.
02:55:02 Where the fuck are you?
02:55:03 Are you going to tell us? You wait. Here's. Here's another.
02:55:06 Let's play 20 questions and narrow it down.
02:55:08 Are you in a state that has another state with a similar name,
02:55:11 like a north or south?
02:55:19 Are you up here?
02:55:19 Can you hear me?
02:55:21 Yeah.
02:55:21 I'm just very confused by something.
02:55:24 I was watching.
02:55:26 What was she.
02:55:28 Was she naked?
02:55:29 Was he naked?
02:55:30 No, it was Rachel Riggins is husband making their bed for them.
02:55:33 And it's very not interesting.
02:55:35 So I'm not going to play, but it's just fucking confusing.
02:55:38 I have no idea.
02:55:41 Did we ever figure out where in the world was draw?
02:55:44 No, we do not.
02:55:46 Have you ever.
02:55:47 You've never won before. You suck.
02:55:49 So I did say, are you in a state that has another state with another name
02:55:52 with the same state?
02:55:53 Like a north or south or an east or west?
02:55:56 So east?
02:55:57 No. Are you going to Carolina or are Dakota?
02:56:00 No. Are you in one of the 50
02:56:05 states? Yes.
02:56:09 It's not Michigan.
02:56:14 You would.
02:56:14 You drove.
02:56:17 You had to have driven.
02:56:19 I would have driven.
02:56:23 Because you have that
02:56:25 green crown royal ball on your microphone
02:56:29 coming back.
02:56:30 Is that a Crown Royal back on your microphone?
02:56:32 This is not my this is my travel microphone set up obviously, because I'm in a
02:56:38 hotel.
02:56:43 Anybody's still with us.
02:56:45 So Gary was the closest guess you didn't.
02:56:47 You did not guess at all.
02:56:49 And you did not get a I just said,
02:56:52 when you mentioned a certain host of a certain show
02:56:55 slash podcast, Ohio.
02:57:00 And this is what I am drinking.
02:57:06 Yeah.
02:57:06 That doesn't help me one bit.
02:57:09 Austin sweet.
02:57:11 I want to go to Austin.
02:57:15 Yeah, I kind of forgot I was going here because
02:57:17 I just want to get the fuck back home, so I didn't book any extra time.
02:57:19 I just got the I just I flew in
02:57:22 yesterday because I needed to be where I needed to be
02:57:26 Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and as soon as I am done,
02:57:29 I'm getting the fuck out of here just because I want to go back home.
02:57:31 I'm doing I got several projects at home, spun shelves in the garage.
02:57:35 I was doing some other shit. Organizing shit.
02:57:38 It's hot as fuck down here.
02:57:40 It's fucking late. It was like 90. It's not that.
02:57:42 It's not like terrible heat because we're inside, but, the heat, the
02:57:47 back and forth between being inside
02:57:49 and being in an air conditioning area, the whole whole.
02:57:53 So I just found another toy I had.
02:57:56 What was it, in your. But.
02:58:01 Not only did I have the air blaster
02:58:03 or I had the ghost, I had the ghost gun to
02:58:07 look at that as well.
02:58:09 That looks like a policeman is going to shoot you dead
02:58:12 if you fucking pull that out.
02:58:15 Not in 1975. Or.
02:58:18 And then they would call you the N-word word.
02:58:21 So check this thing out.
02:58:22 This thing had these little film things that you would put into the side.
02:58:26 And then when you showed it on to the wall, it would
02:58:29 I don't know if there were bats.
02:58:31 They were just cool things that you could shoot.
02:58:33 They were like monster faces or bats and stuff.
02:58:36 And so the light
02:58:37 would shine it on the wall, and then the target would be in the light
02:58:40 and it moved.
02:58:41 You had to keep you had to hold it steady.
02:58:43 And there was a little crosshairs.
02:58:44 And then you would shoot and it would poke a little pinhole in the film.
02:58:48 So then, you know, you could see your bullet holes.
02:58:50 It dude, it was one of the coolest things.
02:58:54 But that was the whole thing.
02:58:55 So because it was weird thing because my mom did not allow me to have guns,
02:58:59 and I was about to say it sounded like you were a little gun obsessed to that.
02:59:03 No, see, these were okay because it was an air blaster.
02:59:05 And this one was a magazine, a gun.
02:59:07 It blasted air. It's a gun.
02:59:10 And this one?
02:59:11 I didn't shoot people.
02:59:11 I shot monsters, and that was okay, right?
02:59:14 Yeah.
02:59:15 Parental rationalization for you.
02:59:17 Okay.
02:59:19 What did Gary say?
02:59:19 Syphilis at 1152.
02:59:22 That's because that's the disease
02:59:23 they had that they covered with the white powder wigs.
02:59:27 Right. Okay.
02:59:28 I'll show you that.
02:59:30 Thorough and complete.
02:59:31 I remember this show.
02:59:34 I'm gonna grab this fucking steak.
02:59:37 Wait.
02:59:37 Once I touch that I can't hit buttons anymore.
02:59:40 Well I was going to grab my, New York story just by your hand.
02:59:44 Yeah, I've done that plenty like you were, but that's.
02:59:46 That would have been funny till I was like, okay,
02:59:50 now I'll be back.
02:59:54 Erogenous zone trauma.
03:00:00 Done.
03:00:03 Chicken with my leg up.
03:00:05 No, I don't want to do that.
03:00:06 I got a bunch of the sentiment.
03:00:08 Then we might as well start masturbating.
03:00:10 I mean, I'm sorry, I've never done that to me, master.
03:00:14 I mean, if that's the sentiment, then we might as well start masturbating.
03:00:18 Yeah.
03:00:21 I don't like this whole mutual masturbation
03:00:24 like my scout leaders try to get us to.
03:00:26 Yeah, like that's just sex.
03:00:28 Two people masturbating is just sex.
03:00:31 No, no, it's not.
03:00:33 It's not when the intercourse is,
03:00:36 I don't know, have sex.
03:00:39 Exactly what I thought when you said that.
03:00:41 Dude, bill Glenn must have cancer, too, I swear, because I've been saying
03:00:45 for a while that they both look like how hollow shells like, got.
03:00:48 But Bill Clinton has no reason to hide his cancer diagnosis.
03:00:51 Joe Biden, Trump's the only president that I remember
03:00:54 that looks younger now that he's been president for five years.
03:00:58 What?
03:01:01 What now?
03:01:01 I mean, he doesn't look young, but, like, look at Obama.
03:01:05 He looked like he was 40 something.
03:01:07 He looked like a ghoul with a life sucked out of him.
03:01:09 After four years, he looked dead after eight.
03:01:12 And now that he's not president again, a lot of life is like backing him.
03:01:16 You got to sell your soul, if that exists.
03:01:18 Of course. That's just an expression.
03:01:21 I got banned from a show for
03:01:22 saying a guy sold his soul because playing something on YouTube.
03:01:27 And I'm like, that's not a religious statement at all to me.
03:01:29 Or a theistic statement.
03:01:31 That's just an expression for you.
03:01:33 Sold out.
03:01:35 I don't literally mean like the weight of a soul,
03:01:37 or you made a deal with the devil.
03:01:40 You had to give up something that was should be good and close to you.
03:01:45 You had to give that up for whatever, you know, fame and shit.
03:01:48 That's what it means to.
03:01:49 So you do love Jesus.
03:01:54 I don't know what the fuck this is really your thing, though.
03:01:57 Selling your soul finishes, I think I was metaphorically sure.
03:02:02 I think it is.
03:02:04 But don't. Don't be fooled.
03:02:06 Selling your soul isn't a crossroads
03:02:08 where you meet one day and you never have to deal with it again.
03:02:12 Like the movies make it look like
03:02:14 the crossroads.
03:02:16 And if you sell your soul or not is like an every moment
03:02:21 path decision, you know?
03:02:23 Well, I'll see you at the crossroads.
03:02:25 It's already lonely.
03:02:26 It's already determined.
03:02:28 Yeah. Now saving money.
03:02:30 This is Gary's video.
03:02:31 Making fun of people that clearly can't spell.
03:02:36 Oh, that's funny.
03:02:37 We gotta cut them out.
03:02:38 Ouch. You tell me.
03:02:40 I wanted to for 19.99 mile marker.
03:02:43 Yep. Right. And it's a day.
03:02:45 No, but I was in the banana van and I had to split, and she was like,
03:02:49 hey, no peeling out good left.
03:02:51 I ain't gotta turn right and the right way ain't gotta turn left.
03:02:53 And they're supposed to make two meals up, but hey, you down on 24th Street?
03:02:58 Now that sounds like a party. Nope.
03:03:00 She said we sell.
03:03:01 We. Well, now I like a good week, but I was there to get a fro for a Moore city.
03:03:06 You get a frog, you better all you can.
03:03:08 I took your hair. I thought I had to do fewer wires.
03:03:11 They that be okay, but just don't park on the three.
03:03:14 Did flower and they tell me don't park on the fence, Matthew.
03:03:17 Just stay out of the minefield. You'll be okay.
03:03:21 Yeah.
03:03:22 That was fun while it lasted.
03:03:23 No, it was okay.
03:03:25 I like that it says,
03:03:28 kid gloves right there.
03:03:32 Yeah, I like I don't like anything involving kids or the kid.
03:03:35 Yeah. It's great.
03:03:36 I always say that that kid. I'm the kid.
03:03:39 When you treat things differently around children, you have to put on kid gloves.
03:03:44 14 year olds are high.
03:03:45 In hindsight, that's not a very good statement. I.
03:03:49 I should stop saying it.
03:03:50 I don't fucking know grace before me.
03:03:53 Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
03:03:57 Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
03:04:00 for our use, and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
03:04:03 Amen.
03:04:04 You were right, I was wrong. I apologize.
03:04:08 Amen.
03:04:09 Please take us back. This is Gary.
03:04:13 Right.
03:04:14 I do,
03:04:17 I wouldn't mind playing out on something.
03:04:19 Honestly, when we go to,
03:04:21 It's five minutes. It's not.
03:04:23 It's an old.
03:04:24 It's back to Gary oldie.
03:04:26 But, we don't have to play the whole thing.
03:04:28 Actually, we miss.
03:04:30 Fuck it.
03:04:30 Since I already talked about it.
03:04:34 Evil Gary.
03:04:40 Oh, yeah.
03:04:41 Spit it out, cracker. Religion.
03:04:43 Then every so often, somebody will say to you quite disapprovingly,
03:04:47 you may not have faith in God,
03:04:49 but you could show a bit more jabber for those people who do.
03:04:52 And you might find yourself thinking, well, actually, maybe they're right.
03:04:55 It wouldn't hurt to show a bit more respect.
03:04:58 After all, nobody likes to be told point blank that their religion is a crock
03:05:02 of delusional ointment and a force for gibber in the world
03:05:05 that what they call faith is merely fear dressed up as virtue,
03:05:09 and that their pure old beliefs are a straitjacket on the whole of humanity.
03:05:12 That's gibberish to put anybody's nose out of joint.
03:05:15 So yes, maybe I could show a bit more jabber.
03:05:17 The only fly in the ointment is I don't actually feel any jabber I have tried.
03:05:22 I really have, and I feel just terrible about it, but it just is not there.
03:05:26 I suppose I could lie to myself and pretend for the gibber of people's
03:05:30 feelings, because we all know how delicate and tender they can be.
03:05:33 These things.
03:05:33 Oh, not even jabber,
03:05:39 of course, I realize that should weigh heavily on my conscience, but
03:05:43 that's only half an hour
03:05:44 of being bullied and manipulated, so it does not care either.
03:05:47 My conscience knows that there is no earthly reason for anybody
03:05:50 on this planet to respect religion in any way,
03:05:54 purely on the evidence religion itself provides.
03:05:56 In such regular abundance, there is every reason to actively
03:05:59 disrespect it
03:06:00 to the point of outright abuse and quite frankly, the fact that religion
03:06:04 gets so little abuse compared to what it really deserves.
03:06:07 I can only attribute to the unbelievable papaya gibber
03:06:10 and plain good manners of atheists and secularists everywhere.
03:06:14 So if you are a religious person, and if you're thinking of demanding
03:06:17 more respect for your beliefs, please try to bear in mind that you and
03:06:21 your religion are already getting way more respect than jabber ever deserve.
03:06:24 Your faith is a joke. Your God is a joke.
03:06:27 He's so absurd he's an embarrassment.
03:06:29 Even this isn't going to help him.
03:06:31 And he and you still have it all to prove.
03:06:33 So far, no proof has been forthcoming.
03:06:36 And this is from how long ago?
03:06:37 And it still applies, I'm afraid is out of the question.
03:06:40 The best you can hope for is only incredulity,
03:06:43 and that would be on a good day.
03:06:44 It applies now more than it did back then.
03:06:46 I understand faith when you have jabber,
03:06:48 which I take to mean when you've suspended your critical faculties
03:06:52 and hypnotized yourself into believing a load of fascist nonsense
03:06:55 about your eternal soul, then you'll understand faith.
03:06:58 Well, I can certainly believe that faith peddlers like to put themselves
03:07:02 beyond question by claiming that their faith transcends
03:07:05 reason, the very thing that calls it to account.
03:07:07 How convenient.
03:07:08 Yes, faith transcends reason, the way a criminal transcends the law.
03:07:12 The word transcendent is very popular with religious hustlers,
03:07:15 because they never have to explain precisely
03:07:18 what they mean by it, other than some vague, superior state
03:07:21 of understanding more than mere reason, which is crude and simplistic.
03:07:25 Next to the subtleties and profundity of belief.
03:07:27 Without evidence,
03:07:28 if you hear a senior clergyman and you will using the word gibber
03:07:31 to explain the nonsense he claims to believe,
03:07:34 then you know two things one, he doesn't know what he's talking about, and two,
03:07:38 he doesn't want you to know what he's talking about either.
03:07:40 Faith doesn't transcend reason at all.
03:07:42 Faith sidesteps reason algebra away from reason
03:07:45 because reason threatens its cozy bubble of delusion.
03:07:48 So faith disqualifies reason
03:07:50 the way a Dutch criminal court disqualifies truth and the witnesses.
03:07:54 And for much the same reason,
03:07:56 if you're a believer, your faith allows you to adopt
03:07:58 a set of jabber that make absolutely no sense,
03:08:01 knowing that you won't be measured by whether they make sense,
03:08:03 but by the level of piety that you exhibit and believe in them.
03:08:07 In other words, your willingness to deny reality becomes a measure of your virtue.
03:08:11 No wonder religion is so gibber.
03:08:13 But when a gibber you pay for this virtue, there's a voice mail
03:08:16 we never got to sell. It still makes sense this week.
03:08:19 How to know
03:08:20 and that your purpose is to worship something beyond your understanding.
03:08:23 Define my.
03:08:24 There's actually two ways to remember.
03:08:27 Yeah, there's a short one and a long one.
03:08:29 I'm not sure which one I should play first, so I'll just play thy butter.
03:08:32 Subject to the approval of those.
03:08:33 What do you think I should play first?
03:08:36 Do you know which one is which?
03:08:38 Well, there's a long one and a short one.
03:08:39 That's all I can tell.
03:08:44 Play the short one first.
03:08:45 I think there's one from more sense.
03:08:47 I recognize the phone numbers.
03:08:48 It looks like there's one from the kid and one from a David.
03:08:53 The kid first, and then probably the David second.
03:08:56 Because I'm sure the David, we know what the David is referencing,
03:09:00 so it's probably scared. So,
03:09:04 as soon as it seems that your pub is home a couple weeks ago,
03:09:09 when when you said that, you were doing,
03:09:12 but but then it was a bit of a joke because, yeah, y'all weren't done.
03:09:16 And then.
03:09:17 So I tuned in last week and, I don't know, I don't know what happened.
03:09:22 Or you had some kind of like, Memorial Day, that thing.
03:09:27 But I just.
03:09:28 I didn't want to say that I missed your, home.
03:09:31 And I hope you don't come back this week.
03:09:34 I'm. I'm watching right now, and I don't I don't see anything.
03:09:38 So I'm I'm really concerned because you said you were doing.
03:09:42 But it was a joke.
03:09:43 But it almost seems like you're done again.
03:09:47 Well, like I said, I mean, if you guys up
03:09:49 almost as much as I'm amid Montana, I miss Montana.
03:09:53 You know, almost as much as our, game.
03:09:56 Game in Papa.
03:09:57 Oh, God.
03:09:58 Right there.
03:09:58 So, but I just think, it's kind of like both here,
03:10:03 you know, like, are you doing a show or or are you not?
03:10:07 I mean, we are really make up a condo or
03:10:10 are you just making it up because you want to be done with the podcast?
03:10:15 So, you said it's going out there, but,
03:10:20 or are you just making it up because you want to be done with the podcast?
03:10:23 If I hit the roof? Yeah. You cost a rookie.
03:10:25 You talked over it twice.
03:10:26 Like, are you doing a show or are you not?
03:10:29 I mean, is your wife really that big of a condo or what did he say?
03:10:34 No, with the podcast?
03:10:37 So, I don't really know
03:10:38 what's going on there, but, I hope all is well.
03:10:42 And, I hope
03:10:46 there's a show soon.
03:10:47 Next week.
03:10:48 I don't know, this is coming fucking day, if you ask me.
03:10:52 Well, I gotta go.
03:10:53 I'm the kid
03:10:56 for the kid.
03:10:57 For my experience.
03:10:58 You can't be kind of fucking gay.
03:11:00 I think you said that in last week.
03:11:01 It sounds like. Yeah, you're you're
03:11:03 you're either fucking gay because we had a show last week.
03:11:06 I think you said that in last week before.
03:11:08 Yeah.
03:11:08 These are these are dated from before last week.
03:11:11 I just
03:11:14 we had.
03:11:14 So you just suck at doing your job. It's okay.
03:11:16 We had so much content last week.
03:11:18 I think we were just we've been we've been in it's been, behind the scenes.
03:11:22 I hate to say it's been quite the, fluster, you know, it's it's
03:11:26 been a big change. We've had to do a lot of rearranging
03:11:28 behind scenes, a lot of production changes.
03:11:30 I got a clipping.
03:11:32 I'm not even clipping anymore.
03:11:35 Yeah. What's the point if there's no host?
03:11:36 I mean, I don't understand, who do we clip? What's the book?
03:11:39 I mean, I'm ready.
03:11:40 I'll kick it all back in. We'll start it up.
03:11:42 Full board.
03:11:43 Yeah. We have.
03:11:44 Yes, I can I can we get a jibber jibber jabber?
03:11:47 We need a whole host. We need a leader.
03:11:50 We don't know what to do. We just kind of just.
03:11:52 We just kind of do our own thing.
03:11:53 We need somebody to focus us.
03:11:55 We need somebody to keep us away from this theistic nonsense.
03:11:58 I mean, I feel like we're mocking stuff.
03:12:00 I'm going to go to hell for another episode of cooking for Christ.
03:12:04 For him. Us.
03:12:06 How are they going to feed it?
03:12:07 The power of peace compels.
03:12:09 Do they put out the Christmas tree?
03:12:11 These are superb cookies.
03:12:13 I want to,
03:12:15 all the son of Eve.
03:12:17 In the name of the flavor, the spice and the butter.
03:12:20 Toast.
03:12:22 Yeah, I think buttered toast is a sin.
03:12:26 Do you think so?
03:12:29 Yeah. You one of them? Delicious.
03:12:30 It's delicious.
03:12:32 It's delicious.
03:12:33 This is David Souvlaki.
03:12:36 Oh, yes.
03:12:39 Fatty, does it have that pork?
03:12:41 Yes. Anymore?
03:12:43 Yeah. I talked to your wife.
03:12:45 I'm the one to contact.
03:12:47 Oh, and sent her those clips about you that ask you like that explains it all.
03:12:53 I'll just shut the fuck down.
03:12:55 You think I said I'm
03:12:58 here?
03:12:58 Last week you had some stupid Memorial Day thing.
03:13:01 Like anybody cares about Memorial Day.
03:13:04 I think a lot of people, demented people in this country who.
03:13:10 This is bullshit.
03:13:12 But you weren't there.
03:13:13 It's a bad thing in really unique Crete.
03:13:18 Even a Christopher guest gives you a little bit,
03:13:23 like you said.
03:13:26 I mean, David's way out, like you said, you.
03:13:32 Wow, that that would be enough reason alone for me to come back.
03:13:36 David's wife is calling Gary out.
03:13:39 David's wife?
03:13:41 Wow. She she got him.
03:13:43 He she got him fired and got him to quit or got him fired from this podcast
03:13:49 because apparently somebody who's, his boss
03:13:52 when it comes to this podcast and what he does with this, it's obvious
03:13:55 this Monday evening, more afraid of the wives than the Dave's.
03:13:58 Well,
03:14:00 as I said, if we're going to spin it the nicest way
03:14:03 possible, Gary is an amazing husband.
03:14:15 He's an amazing
03:14:18 husband. I,
03:14:21 I think women like a strong man in the long run.
03:14:23 And and if you even.
03:14:25 I think the way.
03:14:26 All right, Gary, this is some advice.
03:14:27 When women really push you in a corner and give you an ultimatum,
03:14:30 what they're telling you is
03:14:32 this better be at least strong enough to stand up to me.
03:14:35 Like, oh, man, he's not.
03:14:37 If he's not even strong enough to stand up to me.
03:14:39 And how is he going to stand up to that or this or that,
03:14:43 some dude that wants to come and try to rape me,
03:14:45 or she's testing you right now, and she's going to be willing, right?
03:14:48 She's sitting there going, fuck, loser, fucking coward, coward, loser.
03:14:56 Wow. I can't believe she would say that.
03:14:57 He's a fucking loser because he's a cock fucking loser.
03:15:02 Coward.
03:15:04 Fucking loser.
03:15:05 Coward.
03:15:07 Are you guys.
03:15:08 I'm getting him, Gary!
03:15:11 Screw you guys! Hey!
03:15:13 Coward! Coward! Loser!
03:15:16 Fucking cunt!
03:15:20 You put Negar on the fucking radio.
03:15:23 Oh, does he know?
03:15:26 What did he say?
03:15:28 Well, all I know is,
03:15:30 when it comes to Gary in this podcast, I think Brady and draw.
03:15:34 It's all over.
03:15:35 The champion has beaten off the challenger.
03:15:39 The champion?
03:15:41 The champion has beaten off the challenger.
03:15:44 At least for now.
03:15:46 I don't even know how that ties in.
03:15:48 Well, but,
03:15:50 Gary, your wife sucks.
03:15:53 I hate to tell you this.
03:15:57 There's nothing wrong with the wife.
03:15:58 That sucks in a sense.
03:16:01 Yeah, but she blows.
03:16:03 There's nothing wrong with the wife who blows.
03:16:05 Yeah, but she's.
03:16:07 It's just
03:16:09 fucking shit.
03:16:13 I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
03:16:16 By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
03:16:19 You were going to spend that in the anal sex.
03:16:21 I was trying to think of something that would go with the vaginal area,
03:16:25 but I couldn't think of it. I can think of one thing that goes
03:16:28 with the vaginal area, and one thing only could.
03:16:32 Coward. Cock. Loser.
03:16:33 Loser. Fucking cunt.
03:16:35 No! My penis.
03:16:37 Fuck, fuck.
03:16:38 Do you want to fuck his wife?
03:16:39 Oh, word.
03:16:40 That shiny vagina is above.
03:16:43 So below vagina in general.
03:16:46 Not Mrs.
03:16:47 Gary's anyone's vagina.
03:16:50 I didn't realize in general.
03:16:51 Which means I think this is Gary.
03:16:56 So that's
03:16:56 a weird way to look at it, but I suppose so.
03:17:00 But not not specifically.
03:17:03 No married vagina.
03:17:04 Well, one married vagina.
03:17:06 My married vagina.
03:17:09 Yeah. You have a general.
03:17:11 Yes, I do, I married one,
03:17:13 so it's yours.
03:17:17 I can't answer that because I'll get in trouble.
03:17:19 You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
03:17:23 Apparently the marriage certificate is a
03:17:27 ownership agreement.
03:17:30 It's about some religions that.
03:17:31 Speaking of religion and some religions, it is. Read it.
03:17:34 It looks like a bill of sale.
03:17:36 Even in the year I got married, which is,
03:17:39 you know, pretty recently, I don't know, I don't 1700s.
03:17:43 You have no plans, I don't know, I don't set a date yet.
03:17:47 You know, talk about something like it's all fake. Oh, shit.
03:17:51 Fuck you.
03:17:52 Shut the fuck up, asshole.
03:17:55 Yeah, I got nothing.
03:17:56 No, it doesn't matter.
03:18:00 Fucking asshole.
03:18:01 I'm going to try this timing one more time, you guys.
03:18:03 I'm going in.
03:18:10 Worthless pile.
03:18:13 Jack, turn up drama watching.
03:18:14 Rebecca, get off to the side.
03:18:16 So this ain't your my game.
03:18:19 I'm tired of watching side
03:18:21 ratchet cooking pots on the sides so loud they'll change your mind, guys, right.
03:18:25 I'll kind.
03:18:27 So it's a sweet for the curious minds who still care.
03:18:32 I try to throw my guy.
03:18:34 Don't just want to take it from a strange angle.
03:18:39 That doesn't make sense.
03:18:41 That's not appropriate.
03:18:44 What up?
03:18:46 Oh. How's Laura?
03:18:47 What's it? Look at cooking.
03:18:48 Got to the side.
03:18:49 Rachel, welcome to Angel.
03:18:50 My job is all yours. Okay, guys.
03:18:53 Okay.
03:18:54 You're not going to take inches off my dick, okay?
03:18:58 Fuck off.
03:18:59 That's real slow.
03:19:00 I don't watch it. That's ranch live.
03:19:04 Don't watch it.
03:19:05 That's ranch live.
03:19:07 Don't just watch it. Flat ranch love.
03:19:10 Don't just watch it.
03:19:12 Flat ridgeline.
03:19:14 Don't just watch it fly.
03:19:17 Don't just watch it
03:19:19 like dog.
03:19:21 Just watch it, dog.
03:19:22 Just out.
03:19:23 Yeah.
03:19:25 I've never watch.
03:19:29 Oh my God.
03:19:35 I've never
03:19:37 I never watch, watch that.
03:19:39 Just watch I'm not ever watch this I would happen to.