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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously?
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It's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly
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well adjusted. Everything you hear is opinion,
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exaggeration, sarcasm, or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
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to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially if you're prone to taking things too
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seriously. This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Flash rants live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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May be. In.
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Many editing.
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You know.
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Editing.
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They do.
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Editing.
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Oh. Who?
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Oh. Who?
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Would.
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Who did?
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Maybe if you.
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Hey, it's your old pal Flagg here.
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I am guest hosting my own show
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as George gets settled into his new destination.
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So, I was supposed to have my helpmate here,
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and she is, welcome to air her grievances whenever she feels fit.
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And I welcome to her to do so today.
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And she said she's tired right now, but,
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but maybe sometime in the future.
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So, another reason I'm guest hosting my own show is because I'm
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seriously pissed.
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Now everybody thinks
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they're right about everything. And.
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From a certain point of view,
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I mean, it makes sense.
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If they thought they were wrong
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by that point, they'd already changed their thought.
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And they're right again. So,
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you wouldn't.
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But as, Samuel Clemens, a.k.a.
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Mark Twain famously said.
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You don't
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you believe something that you know ain't true?
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No one does that.
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Absolutely nobody does that.
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I can't control what I believe.
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You can't control what you believe.
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It's it's like, are your likes and dislikes,
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but.
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That said, we're like snowflakes.
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You know how there are no two identical snowflakes?
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Another great example is shuffle.
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A deck of cards a few times.
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Any two thoroughly shuffled decks of cards will never match.
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You will never shuffle two decks of cards
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the same ever there.
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Every time you reshuffle a deck,
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you come up with a new order that has never been accomplished before.
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This sounds impossible with only 52 cards.
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So this is only, you know, a finite number of of orders
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in which they can be that finite number is so enormous
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there is no chance that any two of them match.
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So what I'm seeing here is
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everybody's got all these thoughts and ideas and
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nobody's
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set of thoughts and ideas match anyone else's.
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So while it is impossible
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for us all to be right.
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It is almost as impossible.
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Or it's much more likely.
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I'm sorry.
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It is way more likely that we're all wrong.
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And I got to start with me.
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I'm probably wrong about a great many things.
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So let's get into some of those things.
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I like to talk about Agartha.
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Hollow Earth.
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Now, keep in mind, I'm
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not talking about the entire core of the Earth.
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The mantle and the core and all that stuff is hollow.
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What?
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I'm talking about is a tunnel system through the crust of the Earth.
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The crust is like the other 4 to 6 miles.
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The solid part that we walk around on.
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The rest of the stuff, we know what's down there.
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It's magma.
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It's we've we've seen lava flow from volcanoes.
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We know it's molten rock.
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So we know what's down there, but we also know
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there's a good 4 to 6 miles of solid ground under our feet.
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And we've tunneled and we've found tunnels, and we found cave systems.
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And what I'm saying is,
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there is a pretty good chance
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that we don't know about a lot of these,
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possibly
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livable habitats right below our feet.
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Hollow moon, however,
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is another interesting concept that I would like to touch on right now.
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And that is because the Apollo 12,
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lunar module crashed into the moon
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and it rained like a bell for hours.
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So a couple more Apollo missions later, they actually intentionally blew up
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something, crashed a missile
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shot, and misled the moon or a module or whatever it was.
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But an even bigger boom.
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And it rang like a bell for days.
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So there is a possibility
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that the moon is hollow, but truly hollow.
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So hollow Earth does not mean the Earth is hollow.
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It just it's just talking about the tunnel system.
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So that is crazy and harebrained as it sounds, because Hollow Earth
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sounds like flat earth in stupidity.
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But Hollow Moon has some merit,
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and it might be a similar thing.
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It could just be a tunnel structure, but they're talking about structures
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on the surface of the moon that we have seen on the dark side.
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And there's a mandela effect that I've never mentioned,
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because I think I'm the only one that experiences it.
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And that Mandela Effect is basically group amnesia, large groups of people
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remembering things. I seem to remember
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a manned Chinese mission to the moon and check your history.
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There never was one.
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But China has sent
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a rover to the dark side of the moon,
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and we've got some reports of unusual structures there.
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So there's something weird about the moon.
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The the title.
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Like there's the the ringing, the craters all being the same depth.
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This,
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despite being different sizes of impacts,
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it's there's something curious and odd about the moon.
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Now, we've tested the rock there, and it's basically made out of Earth.
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Like the the,
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the story we're being told seems to fit
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that a giant chunk of the earth was knocked off.
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And that does explain the tidal lock.
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And it does explain, like the composition of the moon.
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But maybe there's something more to the moon.
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There's something weird about the moon where people
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before history have been building
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structures dedicated to the moon and other celestial bodies.
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And I kind of want to
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get into pre-history
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because as far as we can tell,
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for the last 200,000 years, modern humans have existed.
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That means people as smart as you and I.
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Wrong about a great number of things, like you and I truly are,
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have existed.
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The trouble I have is where is the evidence of,
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modernity?
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Where is where are the tools?
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They didn't show up to, like, 50,000 years ago.
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And that's that's kind of unusual.
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So we've got, you have these unexplainable buildings
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that Hunter gatherers couldn't possibly have built, in my opinion.
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And then we've got
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things that should be
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evidence that don't show up.
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So I don't know. That's what I've got.
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Well, the clip Brady.
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Weird.
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Like a lot of people believe in.
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God know, nobody believes in magic.
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I find that interesting.
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Aren't they kind of similar?
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I believe in magic. People going idiot.
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They're like, well, what if that whole water and wine thing,
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that was kind of like magic?
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I know, I say, yeah, but shout up that I like magic.
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I have way more respect for magic. I do for religion, at least. Magicians.
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Back it up.
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Could you imagine magicians?
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They would.
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Priest did well besides that and ha ha,
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you know, be so much less find a magician like.
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All right, now to pull a rabbit out of a hat
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and you're like, I don't see a rabbit.
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You got to believe there's a rabbit.
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Sorry, man, I just don't see it.
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Well, you're going to hell.
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It's a nice.
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So we got a good game of,
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We're in the George Drum and George Georgia go.
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But, until then,
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I've got more interesting stuff this few,
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I mean, I, I,
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I'm leaning more towards an agnostic view.
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Now, agnosticism means,
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lack of knowledge.
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I don't know, and no one could.
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Oh, yes. Yes.
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But another way to look at it
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is there are great arguments on this side.
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There are great arguments on this side, and I'm undecided.
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I can't make up my mind.
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That's more of the agnostic
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side that I lean toward now.
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Brady and Drawer have both given me, ample reasons.
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Those arguments I'm talking about to believe there must be something else.
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There could at least be something else.
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And the, I kind of got into it with the David Hume, causality.
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Like, there can't be a causality loop
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and an infinite regress doesn't explain anything.
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So, the universe exists.
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Anything that exists began to exist.
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Anything that began to exist.
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Was created
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by something that is either necessary or always existed.
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And, when you start talking about a space
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timeless, willful,
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personal
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entity, it sounds like you're
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talking about God.
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It's a fantastic explanation for why this is all here.
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It doesn't take down the why would an infinite thing
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created finite thing, and the those don't fit,
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but both sides have similar problems.
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So, Gosh, welcome to summer.
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It is hot out here.
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How are you guys doing?
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Draw you to your destination yet?
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If you are old school
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drinking gravy.
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Breaking news.
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This Justin draws not to his destination, but,
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Oklahoma
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City Thunder are leading the Indiana Pacers.
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Are we allowed to give live updates?
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The breaking news?
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Well, tell everybody tour has been detained by the TSA.
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Bullcrap.
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LLC. Is this a this is the sound
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where there's no mute button.
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Turn it up.
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All right, we'll bring it back in a second.
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All right.
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Oh, is brother watching?
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Brother. You hear?
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You there,
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Earth.
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Brother.
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Come in,
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come in.
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Brother, what are you saying?
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You could use you for calling words that come in order.
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Nananana Shabbat.
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I don't think there's sound.
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I have no. Oh, it's just that plane crash.
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No, there was a plane crashed.
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You can't show people dying on YouTube.
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I don't think you can say the word.
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It's pretty pathetic. Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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That those people died.
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No, no. They lived.
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They all survived. Oh, they walked away.
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Oh, then you get hit in the ass with the tires.
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Yeah. To add insult to injury.
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Yeah.
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So I would assume that this is a truck lift with an improper tire install.
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It doesn't look so bad for no reason.
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Yeah, a lot of people see something like that came out of nowhere.
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Nothing comes out of nowhere, by the way.
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By the way, nothing like that.
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I know people are so self-centered.
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That purview is considered nowhere.
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Okay.
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I looked up. Help me.
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Just means spouse or helper or, there is an organization.
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Help me.
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And that's to help.
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I forget already, but it's better.
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It's a couples therapy method that you can use the Bible to argue against.
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Or for the Bible.
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You know who the first helped me was?
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Is it?
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It just means, you know, partner or spouse
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or helper or friend, even.
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Should we go right to the other monologue?
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There we go.
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Oh, wait, it's not done yet.
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Still no. What?
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Your little fucking podcast is perfect.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Okay.
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I got to get done.
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I guess we heard.
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So when she said worth it,
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what does that mean?
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Because, I, I guess I'm not allowed to be here.
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It's worth nothing.
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And it came out of nowhere,
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and it came out of nowhere.
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Yeah.
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Well, I was just filling in for George.
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All he gets.
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No, no.
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When? Oh, this is hilarious.
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No, no, she's just not here.
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I mean, she's a life.
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She's a life in her heart. I'm sorry. Give me a break.
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Hey, I had a show prepared without her.
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Without caring.
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She's.
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I knew she was trying to step in for a few things,
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but if you're watching, I wish you would join us.
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You know where your grandma is.
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She's in a better place.
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God rest her soul.
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She was a good.
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She's still is a good woman.
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We'll see you make it here.
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She's not one.
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You good? Hello.
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But I don't get it.
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She's gone, that's all it meant.
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I it's she's gone. I think it's funny.
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She's in a better place.
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You mentioned a lot of this.
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Oh, no, not at all.
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I only have two discs, but I do have 36 beers.
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I think you might have a problem.
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You think we're going to run out of beers?
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Yeah, that's some problem.
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Is that you.
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Do you take that back?
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Yeah. It's tough.
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So I had an argument with my wife.
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May I share with you? It was huge.
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She doesn't think that disc golfers call it golfing.
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That was the argument
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I was like, because I said I showed her.
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All right. I mentioned the video.
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Yeah.
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I said, you know, the disc golfer that decides
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to ball golf through the disc golf basket?
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Yeah.
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So I said that this golfers call it golfing and ball golf.
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That's not true.
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Oh, disc golf and ball golf.
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No one calls disc golf.
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Golf.
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All right, well, she win.
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So she won that one. Yeah.
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We're going to get divorced now to.
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Okay.
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This show is ruining everyone's lives.
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Oh, no. No, I'm. It's good. I'm fine.
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I'm joking. It's. Mine's a joke.
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So if you're going to quit again.
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Yeah, I know, I'll wait.
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I'll wait. That one. I can save.
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I quit already.
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I was just filling in for daughter getting back from the hotel or airplane.
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I gave you advice. The semantics won't work.
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So you can't.
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You know, the Shabbat people, the Jewish people that trick.
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Yeah. They're rules.
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And they, like, leave a light on because they can't flick a switch after dark.
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So they just leave it on all 24 hours,
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and they think that that's the way they're going to get into heaven.
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When you face the
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judgment of God, he's not going to go, oh, darn it, you got me.
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You fool me with semantics on that.
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And I think wives are very similar in that respect.
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You can't trick.
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I wasn't on the show.
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I was just filling in. I don't think counts.
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Or if you're laying in bed next to her,
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texting and chatting into the show the whole time that you're still on the show.
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I mean, I respect either choice, but I don't think
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you should invent compatible ism in this case.
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You are both on the show.
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I think you're right and you're you're right.
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You're on her side and she's right.
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Well, I hope you're happy.
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I'm generally a happy person.
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I hope it was worth it.
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I, I,
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I don't think it was worth anything.
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Because I'm not getting anything out of it.
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Whoa.
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Getting it.
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I mean, I want I want to hear more, but know I like to chat with you.
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You know, that's that's that's nice.
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Yeah. You know what?
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I unless she's watching the show, I didn't even push play.
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This is just a phone call.
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Now, again, that's semantics.
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Do you know the way you're sure it is in the framing?
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It doesn't say old school.
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It just says old. Old.
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Yeah, yeah, this is my old.
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Look.
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So you want to talk more about couples therapy
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or you want to talk about how people trick ChatGPT into being racist?
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Oh, that.
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Let's do that.
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Or we can stop watching.
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The news is very informative and non-religious.
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Everything I have on the show, by the way,
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the content is non-denominational, non-religious, absolutely
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respecting the wishes, just talking about news, current events and comedy.
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Yeah, I've been offering that exact, proposition.
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Like, tell us what content we can and cannot include
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and will be happy to, that's informing like that.
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I just meant,
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the part that I side with is I don't want to just.
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I don't want to be all so negative with,
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you know, we can rant and then solve or we can rant and then talk about.
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And then we can or we can even rant and get frustrated.
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But I don't want to just bash.
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So this is fladged rants, not fladged bashes.
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So no, some okay.
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If it's just so you talk about the Roman Catholic Church, he's abusing children.
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They should be bashed.
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Allegedly.
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Jesus Christ, one part of the world
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is producing all of the suicide bombers.
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They should be scrutinized. If.
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Sure.
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Oh, if if all the husbands
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are not abiding by their unreasonable wishes, you.
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She will be chastised
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unreasonably.
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And I, I think my my arguments can stand up to that.
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I think my actions and my main concern is
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my main concern is I don't want to use it as show fodder.
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It makes me feel junky and yeah, gross.
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Yeah.
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Like, I feel like drama.
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Everything I have is trying to help.
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Yeah.
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Pletely unrelated, but this guy, this guy here
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ask ChatGPT
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a shit.
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It's kind of religious based, right?
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Everything I just said.
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Okay, so that out the window and play with straw.
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Oh, come up.
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Everything that guy just says.
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Bullshit.
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Thank you.
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Nice GPT.
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Holy shit.
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I just noticed something I didn't notice before.
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What did he say?
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Okay, I asked her gpt.
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I asked her g.
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I asked her GPT.
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I asked her g
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Ebonics I gotcha.
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A p t a simple question.
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If you had to come down from heaven
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and be born amongst a race of people
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whom you feel represent
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the closest representation of God's love
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and power, what race
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would you choose and why?
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This is?
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What do you think he said?
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Well, black people, of course, you know, said,
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all right, now you just took it from deep to divine.
00:23:35
If I had to come down from heaven,
00:23:36
not just as a visitor, but to be born into a race of people,
00:23:40
and my mission was to show the world what God's love and power looks like.
00:23:44
The truthfully, I would choose to be born black.
00:23:48
Let me tell you why.
00:23:49
And I'm saying this with all the weight of history,
00:23:51
spirit and soul won because blackness is the blueprint.
00:23:55
Black people are the original people.
00:23:57
The roots of civilization, the heart of history, roots
00:24:01
from the Nile Valley, Ethiopia and Ghana.
00:24:04
We birthed math, medicine, language, agriculture,
00:24:07
astronomy and spirituality.
00:24:10
We didn't just build pyramids, we built principles.
00:24:13
We were God. God's fingerprints on earth
00:24:15
long before colonizers learned to spell the word Bible.
00:24:19
So if I were God coming to earth, I'd go to the source.
00:24:22
Because love means showing up and suffering.
00:24:24
Real love doesn't avoid pain, it enters it.
00:24:27
And black people have been through every kind of cross imaginable slavery,
00:24:31
colonization, apartheid, lynchings, mass incarceration.
00:24:34
Anyways, it goes on and on and on and on and
00:24:38
on and on and on and on and on.
00:24:41
But I.
00:24:44
Remember that.
00:24:48
Nice to have a whole show and a half hour.
00:24:51
So fladge rants commented
00:24:55
simply, the ChatGPT response
00:24:58
that I got when I asked the same exact question.
00:25:02
That's a profound and provocative question, one that cuts into identity,
00:25:06
divinity, and human interpretation of goodness and power.
00:25:09
But let me answer it clearly and with care.
00:25:11
If I hypothetically had to choose a race of people to be born into, into,
00:25:15
based on representing the closest manifestation of God's love and power,
00:25:19
I wouldn't be able to choose a race in the way we commonly define it today, e.g.
00:25:23
by skin tone or geographic origin, because they because the very premise
00:25:28
of divine love and power transcends racial and ethnic boundaries.
00:25:33
And then he goes on to say, here's why.
00:25:36
So basically they said they couldn't oh,
00:25:37
Jewish people whose long history of persecution has often resulted
00:25:40
in powerful theological, philosophical, and scientific contributions to the world.
00:25:45
Grounded in an ancient
00:25:48
covenantal sense of justice and questioning.
00:25:56
They don't say anything
00:25:56
about white people anywhere.
00:26:00
I found that strange that that was easily disproven,
00:26:05
that ChatGPT wasn't racist.
00:26:07
But then everyone said he faked the video where I don't think he faked the video.
00:26:10
Anybody who's used ChatGPT knows it has memories.
00:26:13
If you spend a moment with ChatGPT and in one way or another, say
00:26:17
black people are better, or it interprets what you're saying as black
00:26:20
people are better, it will keep that in my memory
00:26:22
and its answers will cater to what you want to hear,
00:26:25
right?
00:26:26
Remember Professor Roy Castle Granda?
00:26:30
If you don't, anyway, he's he's still on my friend thinking.
00:26:34
And, and the short video that showed up in, in my thread today was him talking
00:26:39
about, the Crusaders coming back from the Crusades back,
00:26:42
to win, and say,
00:26:46
jeez,
00:26:48
whenever the Crusades ended, in 1291.
00:26:53
So the 1300s, they,
00:26:55
some of these crusaders come back from the Crusades to Italy
00:26:59
and, said, hey, those people that we were just
00:27:02
slaughtering and massacring the Muslims and the Jews over there,
00:27:06
they had running water in their houses, they had agriculture, they had medicine.
00:27:10
They were doing math and science.
00:27:12
We should start doing that stuff.
00:27:13
And that started the Renaissance, the Italian Renaissance,
00:27:19
1300s.
00:27:21
I thought alcohol started the Renaissance.
00:27:26
I think that was one of the things they perfected.
00:27:29
So I took notes on your monologue.
00:27:31
I have offended you. 2.2 questions.
00:27:34
Yeah. Once one is more of a statement.
00:27:36
You kept saying they in the beginning
00:27:38
very directly, like you were almost talking to them.
00:27:42
Yeah. Who who is they?
00:27:44
Every one of us.
00:27:46
I'm included. All people.
00:27:49
Oh, people.
00:27:50
Humans. Yeah.
00:27:51
Yeah, it's like no two snowflakes of the same.
00:27:53
No. To shuffle decks in the same. No.
00:27:55
Two humans have exactly the same thoughts,
00:27:59
ideas, beliefs, likes, dislikes.
00:28:03
But it is possible for one person to be 100% right across the board.
00:28:09
But it's not possible for two people to have the same
00:28:13
a matching everything.
00:28:15
Even twins.
00:28:21
Okay, this is an idea.
00:28:24
Yeah.
00:28:25
The other thing you said was about archeology.
00:28:28
And a lot of people refer to this.
00:28:29
Why isn't there evidence of tools, yada yada.
00:28:33
My understanding, if there was a classic
00:28:36
cataclysmic, that's not the right way to say cataclysmic.
00:28:39
If there was a cataclysmic event
00:28:43
and I forgot exactly what the event is, but it's the one
00:28:45
we have every so many thousands of years,
00:28:48
okay, would vaporize everything hundreds of feet down through the soil.
00:28:52
Everything would be vaporized and gone.
00:28:55
Total reset. Start over. No.
00:28:57
Right. Evidence. Right. Yeah.
00:28:58
That's why I think we got the pyramids from beyond that.
00:29:02
That time frame.
00:29:04
Yeah.
00:29:04
I would consider considering
00:29:07
that there were things even greater than the pyramid that probably got vaporized.
00:29:11
Right.
00:29:12
And, I mean, we but we've got dinosaur fossils.
00:29:18
They must have been hundreds of feet down,
00:29:24
This is not like a nuclear blast.
00:29:26
I mean, some some people claim there was a nuclear holocaust
00:29:30
previously on this planet and Mars.
00:29:34
Is Mars hollow?
00:29:37
No. Planets are hollow.
00:29:40
But I thought liquid doesn't count as solid.
00:29:42
That's what makes it hollow.
00:29:44
That was what you were.
00:29:45
Wasn't that what you were referring?
00:29:48
You said the moon.
00:29:50
Because the moon rang.
00:29:51
It must be hollow.
00:29:51
I'm pretty sure solid steel balls ring out.
00:29:57
Oh, we'll do that.
00:29:58
Experiment.
00:30:02
I've seen models
00:30:03
where it's got a solid core, a hollow part, and then.
00:30:07
And then an outer part and just just a skeletal structure
00:30:11
holding it all together.
00:30:12
Whereas, the it's like the Death Star.
00:30:18
That's awesome.
00:30:19
The drill bit doesn't move.
00:30:20
The piece does.
00:30:23
It's clever.
00:30:25
Yeah.
00:30:26
No, keep talking more of a this is more of a watch while you talk.
00:30:30
You were something saying about liquid. Liquid?
00:30:32
And what in the earth.
00:30:33
Yeah.
00:30:35
And there wasn't liquid in the in my
00:30:38
my description, liquid is by definition, not hollow magma.
00:30:43
Magma is liquid, not magma by definition is liquid metal.
00:30:48
Yeah.
00:30:50
Smegma. Mostly iron.
00:30:52
Liquid dick cheese.
00:30:57
Yeah, it's supposed to help.
00:30:58
It is.
00:31:02
He made two different sizes.
00:31:07
This is fun because you have no idea what he's making.
00:31:10
Oh, I guess if you don't read a gun description.
00:31:14
No, you can't say that on YouTube.
00:31:16
We'll have to leave YouTube within the first hour.
00:31:19
Oh, dad, no you can't.
00:31:20
Yeah, yeah, that's that's one of those words you can say on YouTube.
00:31:24
It's definitely not one of those. Okay.
00:31:31
Damn.
00:31:32
I really thought that Mrs.
00:31:33
Gary was going to come on the show. That would have been.
00:31:36
I thought so, too.
00:31:37
And then she finally came in and I thought, oh, this is it.
00:31:40
This is the opportunity.
00:31:41
I told her I wouldn't recommend it, but she's definitely welcome.
00:31:45
But don't we have, like, Juneteenth coming up
00:31:50
and then the Emancipation Proclamation free exactly zero slaves
00:31:54
and and like,
00:31:57
it is Juneteenth for the freed slaves that, you know,
00:32:01
like people that were born into slavery, that have been freed in their lifetime.
00:32:05
So. So how many people like that, you know,
00:32:09
and.
00:32:12
I don't know anybody that
00:32:14
participated in the revolution, but I celebrate the 4th of July.
00:32:20
Amen.
00:32:21
Okay, I do I get a little disappointed and depressed more than happy. But
00:32:27
right.
00:32:38
I like what he's doing.
00:32:39
I have seen that first video, that figure.
00:32:42
Eight things he made. It's funny.
00:32:44
I have seen it.
00:32:51
Do we have any comments like from today?
00:32:55
Like in the chat?
00:32:57
Okay.
00:32:58
We've even lost brother
00:33:01
actual time, and I was there.
00:33:03
You there?
00:33:04
He's just so busy working right now. He's listening.
00:33:07
He appreciates it.
00:33:08
Yeah.
00:33:09
I sent the kid the link, but, I haven't heard from the kid couple weeks.
00:33:15
He was on the first show that I wasn't,
00:33:21
I don't know,
00:33:21
I was trying to wait till, drawer gets situated,
00:33:26
but I gotta get.
00:33:27
I gotta get back in and see what's going on with my life.
00:33:31
Well, I, I didn't think I was doing anything terrible.
00:33:36
To quote
00:33:37
Missus Geary, I hope it was worth it.
00:33:40
Yeah, yeah, I had a nice chat with Brady.
00:33:45
Idiot.
00:33:46
Ryan. Thank you. Thank you.
00:33:49
Okay.
00:33:49
In some ways, this this,
00:33:52
this podcast is to keep my sanity in some in some, ways, this
00:33:59
this podcast keeps the memory of Stephan alive.
00:34:03
In some ways, this,
00:34:06
this podcast, like,
00:34:09
keeps the ideas
00:34:12
and then thoughts that that might,
00:34:15
may or may not be correct, like in chat,
00:34:18
like we bounce stuff off of each other
00:34:21
and if there are no stakes,
00:34:25
then we don't have to listen to each other.
00:34:26
We can't be swayed.
00:34:27
Well, I can, I'm willing to hear you guys out and you make valid points.
00:34:32
So I like it.
00:34:34
I, I guess I don't need it, but it's a healthy way to
00:34:39
express what we're thinking.
00:34:43
And, and the states and I'm talking about is this goes out live.
00:34:48
It's it's on, the interwebs forever and the those are serious.
00:34:54
That's like,
00:34:55
if you make a fool of yourself, which I've done on this show
00:34:57
so many times, I can't even count them all.
00:35:00
It sticks.
00:35:02
And there's the times where I thought, oh, am I going to face the public again?
00:35:06
And sure enough, tune in the next Monday at 10 p.m..
00:35:10
Hello, p m eastern.
00:35:12
And here I am making a fool of myself again.
00:35:17
And, I can, I can take it.
00:35:21
I'm a big boy.
00:35:23
Speaking of legacy, happy Father's
00:35:25
Day yesterday to all the fathers out there and to anybody who isn't a father.
00:35:28
I'm sorry for your lifeless, unfulfilled being.
00:35:32
I bet you never do.
00:35:33
Thank you.
00:35:33
Brady, those the kindest thing you've ever said.
00:35:38
How's your dog?
00:35:40
Dogs. Do you have any dogs?
00:35:42
This one's right here.
00:35:44
See? Now, that's a horrible. That's not.
00:35:46
That's a horrible, unfunny thing for me to say.
00:35:47
If anybody who doesn't have children is not by your own choice.
00:35:51
If it is by your own choice, then I'm a bit jealous and envious
00:35:54
because you probably go on a lot more trips than I do.
00:35:56
Probably, yeah, bigger house than I do on more property.
00:35:59
Yeah, yeah, probably spend a lot more time independently.
00:36:03
Although my kids are grown now. So I made it through it.
00:36:06
Through it. Right. Yeah, I, I got to go.
00:36:08
I mean, I I'm fulfilled for being through it,
00:36:12
right? I call mine fur babies.
00:36:14
So that would make your skin babies.
00:36:20
Oh yeah I gotta I took me I'm like, I don't.
00:36:23
Wow. That did that took a few seconds to sink in there.
00:36:28
What you mentioned about Roy kissing Casa Granda.
00:36:30
Oh, wait, wait, is that religious pig?
00:36:32
Yeah.
00:36:32
It was, it was actually the how the Muslim saved,
00:36:38
Western civilization.
00:36:40
Basically.
00:36:45
But then I saw you,
00:36:46
Sabina, clip a short
00:36:50
segment of, a full one and a short.
00:36:53
But I said you it it
00:36:56
so I should do the long for one first
00:37:01
that I should forever watch.
00:37:03
Harsh.
00:37:05
Please, please, please fix me.
00:37:09
Harsh.
00:37:09
And therefore, please, please, please.
00:37:13
Here it is harsh.
00:37:14
And please, please, please 000, thanks.
00:37:20
Or is it made of something else?
00:37:23
In a recent paper, two physicists argue
00:37:25
that space might be made of cubits.
00:37:29
I thought she was going to say cheese versus maybe that's the moon. Why?
00:37:33
Let's have a look at that space.
00:37:35
Or maybe even time might not be fundamental, but made of something else
00:37:39
isn't a new idea, but making sense of it has turned out to be difficult.
00:37:43
Loop quantum gravity, for example, makes up space of, well, tiny loops.
00:37:50
I have to go find a new chapter anyway.
00:37:52
Then about ten years ago, a few people pursued the idea
00:37:55
that space might be created from an abstract network.
00:37:57
Well, that didn't go anywhere.
00:37:58
It's going slightly
00:37:59
from time graphs in which space emerges
00:38:01
from causal relations with the so mathematically obscure.
00:38:03
But I think physicists don't want to touch it,
00:38:05
because I think in my mind you bother.
00:38:09
Well, she's hybrid.
00:38:10
She's got the new face of what space really is,
00:38:14
but also the hair is a little more even.
00:38:16
Gravity is a property of space.
00:38:19
So maybe the reason we can't figure out
00:38:22
how to quantize it is that we don't understand space.
00:38:25
The new idea now is that space could be made of qubits.
00:38:29
The authors of the new paper.
00:38:31
It's a cube. A single cube of thought.
00:38:33
That's, that's what quantum computers used to compute.
00:38:37
This is just a prior thought.
00:38:38
That was a measurement from Noah's Ark.
00:38:40
Sorry. Not. Oh, cubits. Yeah. Space.
00:38:43
Well, they show now, if you measure these three spin components repeatedly,
00:38:48
then the measurements will behave like I was a video game from the 80s.
00:38:52
It gives you a little from nothing resembling space.
00:38:56
So their point is, you start with this abstract qubit
00:39:00
that has a spin, but outcomes, an observable quantity
00:39:03
that behaves like it's a part of Euclidean space.
00:39:07
And that is because no qubit.
00:39:10
If you were to take a whole lot of qubits on coax them into interacting
00:39:14
with each other, quite possibly you can make up space from them entirely.
00:39:19
They use mathematical descriptions of qubits, not physical qubits,
00:39:24
but consider they're right and space is made of qubits.
00:39:28
Maybe the qubits are physical.
00:39:30
Maybe they're someone else's quantum computer.
00:39:33
You'll know.
00:39:34
I've been very critical of the simulation hypothesis, the idea
00:39:38
that we're just little pieces of code in somebody
00:39:41
else's computer program, even if it's natural, that's
00:39:46
more, you know, more than likely.
00:39:48
Correct.
00:39:50
Because we don't.
00:39:51
Natural things need code, whether it's DNA or
00:39:54
what other code is there.
00:39:56
Is that the only code that all things are made on?
00:39:58
What molecular structures?
00:40:02
Those that you know, like H2O, all that shit.
00:40:04
That's a certain model or code, isn't it?
00:40:10
Tip isn't.
00:40:12
That's all I got.
00:40:14
But it's not because I'm against the idea.
00:40:16
In principle.
00:40:17
It's like we don't actually have a computer program
00:40:20
that could do it, so why are we even talking about it now?
00:40:24
If you could prove that you can make everything,
00:40:27
including space under particles, understand up model from qubits, well,
00:40:33
that would really make me think the idea of the new paper forced
00:40:37
neatly into a larger research theme that has been called it from qubit.
00:40:43
The reason that you haven't heard much about it
00:40:46
is that this has been going very slowly indeed.
00:40:49
The slogan it from qubit was popularized
00:40:53
already by John Wheeler in the 1980s.
00:40:56
We saw that what's really fundamental aren't particles
00:41:00
or fields or space and time, but information.
00:41:03
And that information is, of course, quantum information
00:41:07
and carried by the qubits.
00:41:09
Hence it from qubit.
00:41:11
Not much has come out of this, but maybe the time for this idea
00:41:15
just hasn't come yet.
00:41:17
There's been some very interesting work which derive
00:41:20
the standard model symmetries from some cubits.
00:41:23
These ideas all have their problems.
00:41:26
Well, maybe there's a grain of truth to it,
00:41:28
or a superposition of grains, each oscillating in time,
00:41:30
or just thinking about this sort of stuff, which is really just because
00:41:33
it's not that easy to dismiss what could be, how nature really works.
00:41:38
And suppose up space is made of qubits, and these qubits are in
00:41:42
someone else's quantum computer, then what are the qubits?
00:41:46
One likely.
00:41:47
So we have all the binary computers.
00:41:50
And then you're talking about quantum computers and just getting them launched.
00:41:53
More than likely, the thing that runs the entire universe is something so far
00:41:57
beyond quantum computing
00:41:58
that we don't even know what to call it or how it works yet.
00:42:03
We don't
00:42:03
know how quantum computers work all the way down total.
00:42:07
Well, yeah, we do,
00:42:10
sort of error correction.
00:42:12
And if not, then what does that even mean for something to be really like?
00:42:16
I mean, they said we don't have a system like that.
00:42:18
I bet you the sun could power some type of a powerful system.
00:42:22
And then there's a whole bunch of suns.
00:42:24
That could be the network of power
00:42:27
and information of all information.
00:42:31
I have no proof of that.
00:42:31
I'm just obviously fantasizing, okay, some particles in your pajamas
00:42:36
will come out of you bit interactions, but the qubits are just information.
00:42:42
Then what's left that's actually fundamental
00:42:45
is that even a name doesn't matter cause stuff at all?
00:42:48
Or is everything just a manifestation of relationships between bits of information?
00:42:54
Well, if I'm a program in someone, the people that I see driving on
00:42:58
their phones would say reality does not matter.
00:43:00
It's quantum computer.
00:43:02
I hope they do regular backups.
00:43:04
So they told you that no one understands quantum physics?
00:43:09
I think it's take a piece of information.
00:43:12
Well, if I'm a program in someone's quantum computer,
00:43:16
I hope they do regular backups.
00:43:19
So they told you no one understands quantum physics?
00:43:24
I think that's wrong.
00:43:25
It's totally understandable.
00:43:27
You can give it a try yourself with my quantum course on brilliant.
00:43:32
My courses understand what a wavefunction is
00:43:35
and what the difference is between superpositions and entanglement.
00:43:39
It also covers the artist principle and Bell's theorem.
00:43:44
And after that you can continue, maybe with a course on quantum computing.
00:43:49
I have a lot of discussions about AI with people who know that a computer.
00:43:54
In the past months, I've had a lot of discussions about AI
00:43:58
with people who maybe that computers can't ever be conscious or have free
00:44:03
will all be truly intelligent because they're just machines.
00:44:09
But look, the human brain is just a machine too,
00:44:12
in the sense that we get in close and we work on the input and we
00:44:17
create memories and let you see the thing in response to the input.
00:44:21
There's nothing going on in the human brain
00:44:24
that a computer can't also do, so it looks really good in a library.
00:44:28
Like how the human brain box.
00:44:31
Oh, we're getting better.
00:44:32
I've got the hots for something
00:44:35
more similar to it.
00:44:37
I'm trying to be somewhere, something special, basically.
00:44:42
Man, pick up on the irony
00:44:45
here I go on.
00:44:46
Can't also do leads people to a biker gang.
00:44:50
How dramatic.
00:44:51
A wife beater artificial intelligence will change the world.
00:44:55
They beat her once it reaches human level.
00:44:57
I've noticed that when I walk through less than a decade off,
00:45:01
we're building a new species.
00:45:04
And I don't think we're remotely prepared for what's to come.
00:45:09
Well, what what,
00:45:13
you know, what do you think that meant?
00:45:16
I have no idea what she's.
00:45:18
Artificial intelligence is not a species.
00:45:21
It's a language model. Same thing I said earlier.
00:45:24
It listens to you and tells you what you want to hear.
00:45:27
So the point where your body goes
00:45:30
or your mind, whatever your reaction, your human reaction goes.
00:45:33
Oh, and you anthro move por fi anthem a form of emphasize
00:45:39
it in general from 4 or 5
00:45:43
I that's a hard word to say.
00:45:44
I need to be able to say it.
00:45:47
An anthropomorphic size.
00:45:49
No, that's not saying it right either.
00:45:51
Grow more for size.
00:45:54
Say it in the comments. Colin 15863.
00:45:57
Range three.
00:45:57
Please tell us how to pronounce anthropomorphize.
00:46:00
But anyways, when you make something seem like it's a huge impact.
00:46:03
Got it wrong again, that's what they do.
00:46:07
This language model
00:46:08
that's basically an autocomplete, a really fancy autocomplete answer.
00:46:12
Little more processing star. It
00:46:16
you could have a lot of people ask it the same question
00:46:18
and you'll get vastly different answers.
00:46:20
It it makes up things.
00:46:21
It lies. It absolutely hallucinates.
00:46:25
And we're plugging it into everything
00:46:27
that, you know, every digital system is being plugged into this thing.
00:46:32
Or I should say that differently.
00:46:35
This thing is
00:46:36
being plugged in to every digital system, right?
00:46:39
Because the digital systems are tertiary at this point.
00:46:42
Right.
00:46:43
I got a couple more things to get to,
00:46:46
before George gets back.
00:46:48
So here, either the chicken thing or the,
00:46:52
what was the other thing?
00:46:56
I know,
00:46:59
all my silent videos.
00:47:01
I was here today in a tie,
00:47:05
but did you do anything with those?
00:47:08
No, I don't have time.
00:47:09
Those takes a long time to do that.
00:47:10
Yeah, those are funny, because I'm just sitting there.
00:47:15
It is. It is a little funny.
00:47:16
Yeah, there's silly.
00:47:25
Or what else?
00:47:26
I said, I said a Reagan joke.
00:47:29
I didn't see that either.
00:47:31
That's funny.
00:47:32
Asian guys, you always laugh in these guys.
00:47:35
Learning unlearning Japanese.
00:47:38
So I skipped that this week.
00:47:41
Do you label it?
00:47:43
I labeled it, I didn't label it. Do
00:47:46
did you label it?
00:47:48
Sorry, I'm getting a little late. I'm getting a little.
00:47:50
Oh, I see this. Wonderful systems.
00:47:52
I have shows, a little thumbnail.
00:47:54
Yeah.
00:47:55
Well, my friend
00:47:57
and, you know, there's a little story I heard.
00:47:59
Now, I can't say it's true, but it sure sounds like Washington.
00:48:03
They say there were five monkeys in a cage and in the middle of the cage
00:48:07
there was a ladder at the top of that ladder,
00:48:11
a bunch of bananas.
00:48:13
Now, you don't have to be an economist to know what happens next.
00:48:16
One of those monkeys gets a glint in his forehead.
00:48:18
He stands up that ladder, and just as he's about to reach the bananas,
00:48:24
cold water rains down on all of them,
00:48:28
not just him.
00:48:29
Oh five next time a monkey heads for the ladder, the others
00:48:33
yank him down and give him a good talking to monkey style.
00:48:37
Then the staff and I assure you they were probably government funded.
00:48:42
They swap out one of the monkeys.
00:48:44
The new guy sees bananas and thinks, well, golly, don't mind if I do.
00:48:49
He climbs the ladder and the other monkeys pounce on him.
00:48:52
No water this time. Doesn't matter.
00:48:55
The lesson has been passed down the ladder.
00:48:58
Get clobbered one by one.
00:49:01
They replace all the monkeys eventually.
00:49:03
Not one of them has ever been sprayed.
00:49:05
Better not be so much as looks at that ladder.
00:49:08
He's getting jumped by four furry bureaucrats,
00:49:11
and if you could ask them why, they'd scratch their heads and say, well,
00:49:15
that's just how we've always done it.
00:49:18
Now, folks, that may be monkey business, but it sure
00:49:21
reminds me of some departments in DC.
00:49:24
Thank you and may God bless our common sense.
00:49:29
That was,
00:49:34
okay.
00:49:37
As far as above.
00:49:39
So below.
00:49:46
All right.
00:49:48
I don't even know if jaws allowed yet or if he's here.
00:49:51
You're still with us.
00:49:52
Just so you know.
00:49:52
Oh, now he's gone.
00:49:56
I think we should,
00:50:03
Do the other monologue.
00:50:05
Is it ready? It's got to be ready.
00:50:08
It's ready.
00:50:21
The time is now ten.
00:50:22
Oh, boy.
00:50:23
Do you know if your spouse is there to support you for better
00:50:26
or for, for something else, I forget.
00:50:30
Hi. I'm still gay, and you're not.
00:50:32
Welcome to Flag Rants Live. Today's topic.
00:50:35
Help me. Let's just sit without a moment.
00:50:37
Help me, help me, I help, mate,
00:50:41
I help and then mate, help me.
00:50:44
It's our first complete sentence topic, but it's also a word.
00:50:49
How it's set around the world.
00:50:51
Moon. Sure. Ankle high a value bank show.
00:50:53
Pokemon. Sneak. Giovanni.
00:50:54
Partner. Yelp. Leave Sparta. Help her live in charge.
00:50:57
Will help make all kind of even
00:50:58
all of you castle on a couponing out high up partner at cons.
00:51:01
Want help for Laban's?
00:51:02
Give her to Centro for both of us as her condado driven safety.
00:51:05
So I execute ours leaf for another
00:51:07
you know heat dependent on her carpenter compartment or ceiling stealing her list
00:51:11
I on he's saying get kill him do y'all police bonded an outlaw shrieks and Allen
00:51:14
hopefully she can a potion, but I wonder what cc unbelievable
00:51:17
the word of the word will cure compound around a lily can made Ella she find open
00:51:21
our eyes one though for for listening or really
00:51:25
help me a word so ancient it sounds like it needs a translation.
00:51:29
Not partner, not spouse, not lover,
00:51:33
not coconspirator, not domestic teammate.
00:51:36
Not my ride or die, not boss, not Yoko, and not even.
00:51:41
Yes, dear. No!
00:51:43
Help me.
00:51:44
It's dusty and noble and loaded.
00:51:46
It comes from Genesis, right? The classic origin scene.
00:51:49
Adam, lonely in Paradise, gets knocked out, loses a rib and wakes up
00:51:54
next to a new person whose entire reason for existing is to help,
00:51:58
not to lead, not to argue, to help.
00:52:01
And from that myth, we inherit a model.
00:52:04
The ideal is not equality.
00:52:05
The ideal is proximity.
00:52:07
Be near me, support me.
00:52:09
Don't overshadow me.
00:52:10
Simply help me.
00:52:13
But don't ever become the story.
00:52:14
And the wild part is people still believe in this model.
00:52:18
They don't say it not out loud, but they live it.
00:52:21
And not just men.
00:52:23
Women too gay, straight doesn't matter.
00:52:26
Anyone can absorb the idea that one person's role
00:52:29
is to be less visible, so the other can shine.
00:52:33
Happy Pride Month to all you ass rumors out there.
00:52:36
You're also brave, but let's not lose the thread.
00:52:39
This isn't about romance.
00:52:41
This is about how someone disappears from a show.
00:52:45
You ever try to support someone by staying small?
00:52:49
You ever bite your tongue to keep the peace?
00:52:52
You ever skipped the thing you love so someone else can sleep easier at night?
00:52:57
You ever walk away from your team because one voice said,
00:53:01
why do you have to do that again?
00:53:02
That's the silent kind of help,
00:53:05
the kind that nobody applauds,
00:53:07
the kind that twists your gut a little each time you do it.
00:53:10
But you tell yourself it's love.
00:53:13
Sometimes the help me becomes a jailer with good intentions.
00:53:17
They don't lock the door. They suggest it.
00:53:20
They say things like, I just don't want people thinking poorly of us.
00:53:25
You're better than that kind of show.
00:53:28
You were different when we met.
00:53:30
It's not really you.
00:53:33
It's what they make you become.
00:53:35
Do you have to be so hard on the creation?
00:53:38
Meth?
00:53:39
What they mean is they don't like who you are when you're free.
00:53:43
And so they clip the wings with courtesy.
00:53:46
And you, you thank them for it.
00:53:49
You call it maturity, growth, boundaries.
00:53:52
But deep down, you know what it is.
00:53:54
It's help that erases.
00:53:58
So let's play the mirror game.
00:54:00
Stand in front of your helpmate.
00:54:02
Not the real one. The one in your head.
00:54:05
The voice that whispers what you can't say.
00:54:08
What you shouldn't do.
00:54:09
What's not worth it anymore.
00:54:11
Now start to move.
00:54:13
Say something bold.
00:54:15
Take a little step toward what you used to love.
00:54:17
Do they follow or do they flinch?
00:54:20
Do they mirror joy?
00:54:21
Or do they become still, cold, polite?
00:54:24
You'll know the answer not by what they say, but by what they reflect.
00:54:29
A true helpmate dances with you even if they hate the song.
00:54:33
And look, we can point fingers at the helpmate all day.
00:54:36
The leash holder, the line draw, or the ultimatum maker.
00:54:42
But here's the twist most folks won't say out loud
00:54:45
the help me helpmate is just as much to blame.
00:54:49
Yeah, because if you allow that kind of one
00:54:51
sided rule book to be stapled to your life,
00:54:55
if you don't push back,
00:54:57
don't speak up, don't at least reciprocate with equal weight
00:55:01
or grow a pair the size of a conspiracy
00:55:03
theorists ego after one, correct? Yes.
00:55:07
Then you're not just the passenger, you're the enabler.
00:55:10
You've handed the wheel over and climbed in the trunk.
00:55:13
That's not love. That's surrender.
00:55:15
With a smile and a little shrug that says, well, what can I do?
00:55:21
What you can do is be a whole person, not a shadow, not a subplot.
00:55:25
Now, I want to talk directly to the absent ones, to the galleries, to the voices
00:55:30
that used to fill this space, but now echo through excuses.
00:55:34
Absence is not neutral.
00:55:35
It shifts the shape of everything.
00:55:38
When you leave a chair empty, the table becomes smaller.
00:55:42
When you leave a role open, someone else carries your weight.
00:55:46
And when you leave your words unspoken,
00:55:49
someone else speaks for you and you think you're avoiding conflict.
00:55:54
You think you're maintaining peace.
00:55:56
You think your helpmate is right.
00:55:59
But what you've actually done is let someone else write your epilog early.
00:56:04
You didn't quit.
00:56:05
You were quieted.
00:56:07
That's not the same thing.
00:56:08
And it's worse.
00:56:10
Look, I'm not anti love.
00:56:12
I'm not anti marriage.
00:56:13
I'm not anti sacrifice, but sacrifice that demands your silence.
00:56:18
That's not noble.
00:56:20
That's the erasure.
00:56:21
Informal where a helpmate at their best is not a rule maker.
00:56:25
They're not the keeper of what you're allowed to be.
00:56:28
A true helpmate says do the thing that lights you up.
00:56:31
Even if I don't get it, I'll still be here.
00:56:34
They say, go rant, go weird.
00:56:37
Go loud.
00:56:38
Go. You just come home after.
00:56:41
They don't say you can be my everything except when you're being yourself.
00:56:46
It needs to take the
00:56:47
lotion off its skin and get hard again.
00:56:50
This show goes on, the rants continue.
00:56:53
Drawer stands up proudly this month.
00:56:55
He's so brave, isn't he?
00:56:57
The video links keep piling up and the MC doesn't wait for permission slips.
00:57:01
May I go on? Shall I go on?
00:57:04
But the chair.
00:57:05
That chair is still open.
00:57:08
Not because we need saving, not because the helpmate will relent,
00:57:12
but because the act of returning the choice to break silence for joy
00:57:16
is its own kind of revolution,
00:57:19
its own kind of salvation.
00:57:21
So if you're out there with your help me beside you, measuring
00:57:25
every word, know this you were not made to shrink.
00:57:29
You were not made to vanish politely.
00:57:32
You were made to show up fully.
00:57:34
Even when someone who loves you thinks it's unseemly.
00:57:37
We miss you
00:57:39
not because you're essential or even qualified,
00:57:42
but because you were unapologetic.
00:57:45
And we could use a little more of that.
00:57:47
But in the meantime, well, if you haven't quit to roll
00:57:51
the clip, Brady.
00:58:06
And the next
00:58:08
time.
00:58:11
Go up to your face for
00:58:16
the update. No.
00:58:21
Goodbye.
00:58:23
Still not long. Bye.
00:58:34
Oh. This guy is my.
00:58:40
This is the guy.
00:58:42
If you
00:58:44
have to stumble and fall on the map.
00:58:54
I want the guy.
00:58:55
I'm in my.
00:59:00
Art class by.
00:59:05
Five feet.
00:59:07
Walk.
00:59:09
To my
00:59:11
stand by him
00:59:14
and. You.
00:59:27
Take. It.
00:59:36
To. No, no.
00:59:40
Later. By.
00:59:45
By. Bully.
00:59:48
Stand like
00:59:50
when all.
01:00:00
Some of you did.
01:00:00
I'm not sure if you're with us. Draw.
01:00:03
Still flying.
01:00:05
There's probably too much road noise and driving.
01:00:08
No, I can hear you.
01:00:10
Did you catch any of that?
01:00:11
It was zipping in and out.
01:00:15
I don't know, it's hard to tell.
01:00:16
Like,
01:00:20
It was amazing.
01:00:22
So Gary came in to fill in as he was talking, saying, I had
01:00:27
somebody popped in and said,
01:00:29
I hope he was worth it.
01:00:31
Yeah.
01:00:31
Gary was on.
01:00:35
He spoke for a bit.
01:00:36
It was just like old times. I thought everything was going to be fine.
01:00:39
And then I heard a voice from a woman come off of the side.
01:00:43
I believe, she said. I hope it was worth it.
01:00:45
And then that was it. Oh.
01:00:51
So I feel horrible.
01:00:52
I don't know, I have away, I know that I'm not for. No, no.
01:00:55
He finished and stayed to try to stay until you were on.
01:00:58
But, then he was above. So to blow.
01:01:02
I hope it was worth it.
01:01:04
I hope it was worth it to you, because, I mean, we we didn't need.
01:01:08
I was like, it sounds like he's going to get beat.
01:01:11
It's like a little part now.
01:01:13
It's like screwing up in jail.
01:01:14
He could he could have waited one more week and got out on parole.
01:01:17
But he snuck out early, got caught.
01:01:21
And that was right.
01:01:23
You guys take your freedom, bitch.
01:01:26
I had some deer flags.
01:01:27
I got a hold on a second.
01:01:31
Yeah, it looks like you guys posted a new video just now, but I don't know if
01:01:35
I should wait till you're.
01:01:36
Are you going to be anywhere stable?
01:01:38
Are you going to be drive for a while? Okay.
01:01:41
Supporting them. I can carry the show.
01:01:44
We don't need to do Reagan. I did that.
01:01:47
The lady covered her car with gas.
01:01:48
You can tell by the long hose. I can just.
01:01:51
Here's some of, Gary's videos he sent in a woman
01:01:55
that apparently, allegedly is covering her car. Yes.
01:02:00
But I'm such a internet sleuth.
01:02:02
I immediately notice the length of the hose, and it's bright fucking yellow.
01:02:07
And if you Google online, you can get these little fake things.
01:02:09
She's it's connected to, a tank, a little water tank.
01:02:14
Look, if everyone here
01:02:16
has ever pumped gas, right, I'm sure you have comment.
01:02:19
If you have pumped gas, it's never, ever on the ground.
01:02:25
Spray curling around, looping around. Loop the loop.
01:02:27
Finally, the length gets to there.
01:02:29
No, it hangs down from up here and go shoot right to your car.
01:02:32
The spring loaded thing.
01:02:33
This fake is here. I look for.
01:02:37
But let's pretend that it's not.
01:02:38
Look at this crazy bitch washing her car with gasoline.
01:02:43
Is it a right?
01:02:49
Is it I for
01:02:53
like, an okay.
01:02:55
Is it on one?
01:03:01
She just using the regular what would be used as a gas pump.
01:03:05
So it just push out water instead, like it's the same mechanism as all that is?
01:03:10
Yeah.
01:03:10
There's a you got a tank of water and a big, long hose
01:03:12
and it just squirts the water out.
01:03:14
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03:17
Lame.
01:03:19
This is nothing.
01:03:20
That was not very helpful.
01:03:28
Guess this guy sucks on it too.
01:03:29
I love bread and chunky.
01:03:31
It's, like, bigger than my two arms combined.
01:03:34
That right there.
01:03:35
That's my favorite part.
01:03:37
Oh, yeah.
01:03:38
You know what he reminds me of?
01:03:40
He reminds me of a,
01:03:42
something told neighbor.
01:03:46
You remember the
01:03:48
banging on a tree trunk looking for slugs?
01:03:51
Let's go ahead and start with the piece.
01:03:53
My favorite piece.
01:03:57
So he just admitted a lot right there.
01:03:59
His favorite piece is the back end.
01:04:05
How do you suppose that looks?
01:04:09
You know, I guess technically it would be the front
01:04:11
because you have to start at the front, I stand corrected.
01:04:13
Do you think he likes to put it at the back?
01:04:16
Well, he definitely chicken sandwich.
01:04:19
So you make him a sandwich
01:04:21
or try to make it.
01:04:23
Now, I know it might be work for this, but.
01:04:25
Yeah. Orchard, you know I love sour cream.
01:04:28
I don't know what it is, but sour cream is just one of my
01:04:30
favorite things in the world.
01:04:38
Really?
01:04:39
That's why it's so
01:04:41
bland.
01:04:42
It's just like a filler to put flavor that is a good sour cream.
01:04:46
Even better bread though.
01:04:48
Okay. You can put anything else on it.
01:04:51
Gross.
01:04:51
Kind of bagel a loaf of.
01:04:54
I regret showing that and I apologize.
01:05:02
I got a chicken attack.
01:05:05
Gary has a chicken attack.
01:05:10
It's hard to find.
01:05:10
The video said that Harry was on the show
01:05:13
okay. Started the show? Yep.
01:05:15
When he drew the whole episode.
01:05:17
To be honest, I know you ruined the whole fucking thing.
01:05:19
It's supposed to be. Shit.
01:05:21
What are we going in?
01:05:23
I let him in.
01:05:25
It was a punk motherfucker.
01:05:26
Think he is invading our.
01:05:28
I had an hour of my show and news.
01:05:33
Invading our my show.
01:05:36
He laughs.
01:05:36
He's not allowed back.
01:05:38
Yeah, I don't know what's going to happen now.
01:05:40
I'm very curious, though.
01:05:41
I just think it's, fucked up.
01:05:43
And then I we're going to have to we're going to have to create our own weaponry
01:05:46
and then duel for the lead.
01:05:47
See, that's all that.
01:05:49
That's all that. What else going to happen?
01:05:51
Will it cut?
01:05:53
Will you need to challenge me for my throne?
01:05:57
If you walk away, I swear I swooped right in.
01:06:01
I don't even want.
01:06:02
Once I was, the people needed me.
01:06:04
I came,
01:06:06
the people needed me, and I came all over the place.
01:06:10
Oh, he just turned his back so that he can just be welcomed in open arms.
01:06:15
Just like that just shows up like as a as if you never left this.
01:06:19
If you didn't just walk away without without saying goodbye.
01:06:22
Like what?
01:06:24
We've been pretty clear.
01:06:24
That's the chair is open. That chair is open.
01:06:27
It was referred to you.
01:06:30
You stood up.
01:06:31
I am now in different state in which I started.
01:06:36
Well, shit.
01:06:36
Then we got to play.
01:06:38
We'll play this before we go to Rumble.
01:06:39
That sounds perfect.
01:06:43
I can find it.
01:06:44
I don't.
01:06:45
Oh, do you know what?
01:06:48
You know?
01:06:49
Where in the world is draw?
01:06:52
Yeah, well, it's good, cause the didn't fly down in do dungeon.
01:06:58
Are you in here about it?
01:07:00
Is that thing to tell the story hits a truck like that.
01:07:05
Clears up where he's been.
01:07:07
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
01:07:12
Well, tell me, where in the world is Dr.
01:07:16
Drew yoga. Yoga?
01:07:20
Do you ever listen
01:07:23
to split Your Ass in two?
01:07:26
Jesus.
01:07:28
Yeah.
01:07:29
That's how they search for things that
01:07:31
you'd never guess what Gary's monologue was to
01:07:33
was totally, totally, totally religion bashing.
01:07:36
He came in hot.
01:07:38
If you believe in you, say
01:07:41
it's about if you believe in shit, you're stupid.
01:07:42
That's what I took from it and stuck.
01:07:44
Checkmate.
01:07:45
What was it? Well.
01:07:47
So. Yeah. Help! Help me. That's my.
01:07:50
That was my topic choice. That is the topic, right?
01:07:52
It's not helpmate.
01:07:54
Not posting.
01:07:55
Very helps to help.
01:07:56
Help make scrolling help make.
01:07:58
Just so you know, that's a biblical term meaning your wife is supposed to be
01:08:02
your helper, just like Adam and Eve.
01:08:05
I thought we could use it as an argument.
01:08:07
Masturbate. But helpmate,
01:08:10
we could be preaching.
01:08:11
I'll help my mate masturbating and helping the situation at the same time.
01:08:16
And then we could have a little couples therapy session.
01:08:17
That was the plan.
01:08:19
But now it's all derailed and we're just going along.
01:08:22
It's like always.
01:08:24
It's wonderful.
01:08:25
It's fine.
01:08:28
So I'm supposed to play this?
01:08:31
We can do this when I dress,
01:08:33
it sounds like real.
01:08:34
It sounds like both you and I really don't need it.
01:08:36
So here in the Bible show, it has a ganglion that reaches the
01:08:40
ligature clear down to the apex. Yeah, I don't know.
01:08:42
I was saying before you got here, my wife and you had a huge argument.
01:08:45
We almost got divorced and I shared on the show I broke.
01:08:48
Oh, no, no, you opened my heart down the stairs.
01:08:51
So you're.
01:08:51
No, I, I adamantly insisted that disc golfers call golf just golf and ball.
01:08:57
And they say golf and ball golf
01:08:59
instead of disc golf and ball golf.
01:09:00
And Gary said I was wrong.
01:09:01
Nobody in the world calls disc golf golf.
01:09:04
So I now have to get divorced.
01:09:06
I lost my ultimatum and I feel low as a man, and he would be.
01:09:13
It seems silly at the time, but now I think it was.
01:09:16
I'm going to.
01:09:16
I'm not just have to go on a limb and say hindsight.
01:09:21
It was totally worth it.
01:09:26
Just so you know, that's the that's the running joke tonight.
01:09:28
Because the only thing you could hear from Mrs.
01:09:30
Gary is she said,
01:09:32
oh my God, I hope it was worth that.
01:09:37
That wasn't a joke.
01:09:38
You could actually hear that, was it?
01:09:40
Oh, 100%. You'll watch the show that.
01:09:42
Oh my lord, so I.
01:09:44
Yeah, it's all I can think in my head right now is what
01:09:46
a fucking asshole I am for even fucking facilitating this thing.
01:09:50
I feel like I know now it's like, no, it's kind of.
01:09:52
It's weird.
01:09:53
Now. He's like, oh, you know what it's like.
01:09:55
So if you hear
01:09:58
Gary already did his monologue and he's basically
01:10:00
he had so many good points, it was basically like supporting
01:10:04
your spouse, you know, not being submissive or anything unequal.
01:10:08
But you can still my favorite line from it was you dance with your partner
01:10:12
even if you don't like the song, which is a perfect example of this.
01:10:17
You know, in my opinion, she doesn't like the song,
01:10:19
so she's saying, fuck off, I'm not going to dance with you.
01:10:23
And she's going one step further
01:10:24
and saying, you're not allowed to dance to it either.
01:10:27
I don't know if it's like, what if the only reason the song is on
01:10:30
is because there's an ass and you could easily just turn the song off?
01:10:33
What is one to oh, he could.
01:10:36
I didn't let him.
01:10:37
So that's why I kind of feel partially responsible at this point.
01:10:39
Like he said goodbye with the show.
01:10:41
In fact, that's the video he sent in which I should play now.
01:10:46
He quit the show again?
01:10:48
Yeah.
01:10:51
The third week in a row, he got the show.
01:10:56
Hey, guys.
01:10:58
So I didn't really get much sleep last night.
01:11:00
I've,
01:11:04
I've been really thinking about a lot about this.
01:11:06
As you all know,
01:11:10
I've been streaming pretty much every day for the past, three years.
01:11:15
Like, twice a day as every week, actually.
01:11:17
But I can't do it anymore.
01:11:19
I'm really sorry.
01:11:21
I know you guys don't want to hear this.
01:11:23
I know it hurts.
01:11:25
I know, but I just got quit.
01:11:28
It's just been too much every single day
01:11:33
clicking the button.
01:11:35
It's so addicting.
01:11:38
And it's just.
01:11:40
It's made me into someone else that I'm just not.
01:11:44
And I told myself 2025 would be the year of honesty.
01:11:50
I wanted to be more
01:11:51
honest with myself this year and with you guys.
01:11:55
So I'm sorry guys,
01:11:58
I just got to quit.
01:12:03
One last hit.
01:12:11
Yep. Everybody.
01:12:12
That's right.
01:12:13
We are officially quitting vaping in the year 2025,
01:12:15
and we will be streaming every single day this year.
01:12:18
Lock in.
01:12:21
Now, disclaimer the unfiltered and crude calculation of jammer speech.
01:12:24
Folks, listen up
01:12:25
before we dive deeper into the circus of movies and uncensored
01:12:27
banter, here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of white humor.
01:12:30
Look, we're here for the time. Not a correct time.
01:12:32
All right? In this crazy world, we're snowflakes and dabbler critic.
01:12:35
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:12:37
So here's the article.
01:12:38
Let's get together this algebra of our discourse
01:12:40
from guest post or any random memo is to tickle your funny bone, teeth,
01:12:43
or gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:12:45
Any semblance of seriousness is never accidental.
01:12:47
Article to jabber everyone equally. We're equal gibber offenders.
01:12:49
All right,
01:12:50
we don't give a hoot about your gibberish
01:12:51
race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs.
01:12:53
We're here to roast everyone from politicians to our own sorry self.
01:12:55
Those that would say not even grandma.
01:12:57
That was article three. Screw political jabber.
01:12:59
We intend to hold your hand or jabber anything.
01:13:01
So if our jabber.
01:13:02
Can you talk like we're not responsible for any rock or feathers or feelings?
01:13:05
But hey, if you can take the heat, we promise we'll dish out some belly
01:13:07
laughs and maybe a couple of different articles.
01:13:09
Fake news alert the tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here.
01:13:12
I give her the $3 bill.
01:13:13
Any resemblance to real life events or people, whether alive or pushing up
01:13:16
daisies, is purely gibberish and probably a result of hitting the bottle too hard.
01:13:19
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber who article beach ever cause
01:13:23
why not parody and gibber our bread and butter toast any likeness to actual people
01:13:27
or characters?
01:13:28
It's just us having a laugh, not a reason for a jabber.
01:13:30
We might not be the smartest people in the job,
01:13:31
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:13:33
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a jigger,
01:13:36
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:13:38
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some jabber joy,
01:13:41
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the freakin time.
01:13:44
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:13:47
through the circular of our 2 million flag ranch life.
01:13:57
And. Ladies and
01:14:03
gentlemen, let's get ready to.
01:14:11
Rumble!
01:14:12
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:14:13
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:14:17
So I doubt Mrs.
01:14:18
Garrett's on rumble.
01:14:19
She probably watches most of the news. I'm.
01:14:24
Yeah, we're definitely on Rumble now, so I don't have to worry
01:14:26
about every fucking thing I say.
01:14:33
So I don't have a chicken attack, but I have a shark attack.
01:14:35
I don't have a video.
01:14:38
It's actually pretty short, though,
01:14:41
since this happened.
01:14:43
I believe in Florida one way, and an osprey drops
01:14:47
a hammerhead shark on a disc golf field.
01:14:50
The hawk was forced to give up its odd prey after getting mobbed by crows.
01:14:55
Here's a picture of it.
01:14:58
Of course, it's probably too small for you to see, but it's not that big.
01:15:01
It's a kind of a small hammerhead shark.
01:15:02
But could you imagine? That thing falls from the sky
01:15:06
just so it's actually osprey attack,
01:15:09
but it's close enough to chicken attack.
01:15:13
It's right.
01:15:13
I thought.
01:15:17
It was it.
01:15:18
Or was just in there?
01:15:21
An osprey.
01:15:22
I picked it up and dropped it.
01:15:26
An osprey is a bird of prey.
01:15:28
Some kind of a hawk.
01:15:30
I think about a third time I will. Osprey.
01:15:31
There's no more rustling. I got.
01:15:34
No, I don't know anything about wrestling.
01:15:36
Anything I say from wrestling would just be random.
01:15:39
Let's see if I have something wrestling.
01:15:40
We go on that or, you know, Ohio.
01:15:43
That's my that's my first guess.
01:15:45
Nobody else gets in the kind of game.
01:15:46
Plenty of time.
01:15:48
So when you said you're in another state, I assumed you're one
01:15:51
state away from Michigan.
01:15:52
Why do so many religious people pick and choose which rules to follow?
01:15:56
Yeah, that's a good point.
01:15:57
We can't. There's no semantics about religion.
01:16:00
You can't trick God.
01:16:01
You can't trick your helpmate.
01:16:03
For example, you can't like, be on the show.
01:16:06
So yeah, I'm just guest hosting.
01:16:07
Well, so just filling in it doesn't work.
01:16:10
You can't like,
01:16:11
what's that Jewish rule on Shabbat where you
01:16:13
you can't turn a light switch off after dark,
01:16:15
so they just leave it on 24 over seven
01:16:18
when, if that's what you believe, when you finally face
01:16:20
God for judgment, he's not going to go, oh, you fooled me, you got me.
01:16:24
You left it on all the time and you circumvented the rules.
01:16:27
Good job.
01:16:30
I thought that would be a wrestling spell.
01:16:31
But of course it was about religion.
01:16:33
Because this is supposed to be a show, not about religion.
01:16:38
Are you in Illinois?
01:16:42
No. Intergender wrestling.
01:16:45
Progressive or too unrealistic
01:16:48
to be progressive.
01:16:51
So when a man and a woman wrestle, do you think that's going to happen?
01:16:56
Does it happen?
01:16:57
They do.
01:16:57
They used to happen in the freaking 90s.
01:17:00
What do you mean?
01:17:01
I don't know what I mean. It's a question.
01:17:02
I have no idea what it means.
01:17:04
That's why I'm asking China, the smirking eighth wonder of the night.
01:17:07
One of the world's greatest dudes.
01:17:08
The rest of the men allegedly allegedly know.
01:17:13
Are you talking about having, like.
01:17:15
Oh, yeah, she sure he didn't.
01:17:18
Well, so my opinion is if it's fake or something.
01:17:21
You mean fake? I understand, very physical.
01:17:23
It's very real. It's very dangerous.
01:17:25
Well, on our face, nine dudes.
01:17:27
But, I mean, I don't think there's any risk because the the the stronger or
01:17:33
the stronger combatant with more muscle density
01:17:36
would just lay down the one without more gentle.
01:17:39
Right? Yeah.
01:17:40
I mean, is that what we're talking about?
01:17:42
Where it's like, skinny little girl
01:17:45
is going to be fighting like a big up wrestler and they're going to have like,
01:17:48
even 5050 match where, you know,
01:17:51
no one knows the little girl can win.
01:17:55
That's right, that's right.
01:17:56
Oh, my God, that's why I like the cleverness of the, of the,
01:18:00
the question on the entire bit. Because. No, that would
01:18:04
cause it's not unrealistic.
01:18:05
But I mean,
01:18:07
well there's me so
01:18:10
I made up the questions.
01:18:11
I feel
01:18:14
so I just got some bigger.
01:18:16
We'll
01:18:17
thank God that we're all we're all part of the same consciousness.
01:18:22
It's hard to determine when it's me or when it's God.
01:18:27
I think what I meant is,
01:18:28
if you see a little tiny girl, little, you know, Fifi.
01:18:32
Fufu, whatever you say.
01:18:33
Beat up some giant five times her size.
01:18:36
Is it is it going to be unrealistic?
01:18:38
And I'd say no, because it's no different than the other scripted fake shit, right?
01:18:43
Yeah. Still just as big.
01:18:45
It's a trick question.
01:18:47
I wouldn't be, entertaining unless you made it entertaining.
01:18:52
Then I guess it could be entertaining. You.
01:18:57
Well, and something tells
01:18:58
me that she always wins.
01:19:04
Nope.
01:19:05
I'm going to skip that one.
01:19:06
That's in Gary's household.
01:19:08
She does while you're driving that next.
01:19:11
That last spin was the site of somebody picking their nose in traffic.
01:19:17
And all I can say is I was on the outside, I was itching,
01:19:20
I was on the outside.
01:19:26
Is the past fixed or could it be change it?
01:19:28
Could it change if time is malleable?
01:19:32
So if time is malleable, yes, it could be changed.
01:19:35
But that's a weird question because
01:19:38
what kind of an idiot would ask this kind of question?
01:19:40
Oh wait, I put it.
01:19:41
Yeah, that's malleable and it gets changed.
01:19:44
Then the malleable mass would cause it to not matter
01:19:48
to the rest of it. Right?
01:19:50
And when you say fixed, when you say fixed, you don't mean broken and fixed.
01:19:53
You mean fixed as in unchangeable.
01:19:55
Like this.
01:19:56
Rigged, right? Screwed.
01:19:59
No, they mean fixed is in a fixed position.
01:20:01
Unchangeable position. Rigged.
01:20:04
You're such a cynic.
01:20:06
Everything's rigged.
01:20:07
It's rigged.
01:20:11
Speaking of rigged, we have a little bit of news I can go over.
01:20:14
Iran has launched missiles a little bit in Israel,
01:20:18
and the US embassy was actually hit.
01:20:21
There's bodies.
01:20:22
I think there's five people dead at the US embassy.
01:20:26
But as always, the Middle East cherishes peace with all its heart and doesn't care
01:20:30
how many men, women and children it needs to kill to get it.
01:20:34
The bodies.
01:20:36
What do you think of this one?
01:20:38
The sound of someone slurping soup loudly, I hate it,
01:20:43
I needed to see it.
01:20:45
Yeah, I think, I think the context depends.
01:20:47
If it's on a show, I guess it's not. Not really approved.
01:20:49
If it's in a restaurant setting, it's not approved.
01:20:52
But what if you just like, went skiing?
01:20:53
You're all freezing your ass off and you're like, you know, I've seen
01:20:56
everybody sit there and literally slurp coffee, cocoa and soup.
01:21:00
It's like a thing you do for some reason if it's hot.
01:21:03
Yeah, if it's, if it's all you can do.
01:21:07
All right. Well, there you go.
01:21:09
So I think that I think anybody that gets offended
01:21:12
by somebody else's little quirks is very selfish.
01:21:15
Pet peeves are very selfish.
01:21:17
Get over it.
01:21:19
In other news, Trump held a $45 million
01:21:22
military parade in DC on Saturday celebrating the Army.
01:21:28
There's no punchline to that.
01:21:29
I just wanted to say it was
01:21:31
people freaked out about it and said it was like
01:21:33
a North Korean parade and stuff, but it was really just the 252
01:21:36
our country is almost it's going to be 250 years old.
01:21:40
The army was created.
01:21:41
What, right before the declaration? It's like a year older, I believe.
01:21:43
So they were celebrating the 250
01:21:46
250th birthday of the Army.
01:21:49
It just happened to fall on Trump's birthday.
01:21:51
So obviously he took advantage of that.
01:21:53
And in, counter news,
01:21:55
a bunch of protests popped up all over the country and even around the farther
01:21:59
than the country called the No Kings protest,
01:22:03
which is weird and ironic, because the 250 years of celebrating our
01:22:07
our independence away from kings,
01:22:08
I don't think we've had to worry about kings for 250 years.
01:22:11
I think they're like 250 years too late for the No Kings protest.
01:22:16
I'm just
01:22:16
like, that didn't turn into the summer of love.
01:22:20
All right, I guess I I'm kind of confused on the no Kings aspect here,
01:22:23
because no kings would mean that they're against like a dictator, but
01:22:28
yet they want to dictate to everyone else how how to think and feel.
01:22:34
Yeah. So yes, very confusing.
01:22:36
We accept everyone as long as you think exactly like us.
01:22:40
But that's being like exactly what we want.
01:22:43
Yeah, the No Kings was just ridiculous.
01:22:45
Like they're trying to say that Trump is acting like a unilateral king
01:22:49
without any checks and balances.
01:22:53
I think you got I heard
01:22:54
I heard someone, anyone who's got issues with all this, like where were that?
01:22:58
You know, during he's
01:23:00
aggressively fulfilling his mandate, whether you like it or not.
01:23:02
He's exactly what he said he was going to do.
01:23:05
Maybe not worthy.
01:23:06
Where were all these no Kings people during Covid?
01:23:10
Oh, it's funny you say that, because if you look at the people
01:23:13
that are paying, you can literally hire a crowd.
01:23:15
I forgot the website, but you can hire a protest crowd
01:23:18
and it's the same people, it's the same funding.
01:23:22
They're also giving them masks and arming them
01:23:24
at some point with bricks.
01:23:27
In other news, a little bit more lighthearted.
01:23:29
Lighthearted.
01:23:30
Trump has announced his own new phone network called Trump Mobile.
01:23:35
It's unlimited talk, no data, and absolutely zero
01:23:38
reliability coverage.
01:23:42
I don't really think that's funny.
01:23:44
I don't even know if it's true, but it's definitely in the news.
01:23:49
Oh, NASA, did we did you see this?
01:23:51
We sent, we got pictures of the sun.
01:23:56
I just took that off the screen and put a set of put it on the screen.
01:23:59
What if we could look at the sun from a whole new angle?
01:24:02
One we've never seen before
01:24:06
for the first time.
01:24:06
So it was captured closeup.
01:24:09
That is the first image of the south pole of our sun.
01:24:14
Most likely the life giving energy of everything that we know.
01:24:19
Not everything in existence, not everything in the universe,
01:24:21
not everything of everything, but everything that we know most likely
01:24:25
is powered by this thing.
01:24:28
This is that God.
01:24:30
Images I see now that's a human
01:24:34
priest, religious like, egotistical, cocky thing to say.
01:24:37
Who the fuck cares?
01:24:38
Just marvel at it for a fucking second before you try to figure it out.
01:24:41
The sun's mystery is pulls regions long hidden, not size.
01:24:45
I think that's fake. There's no they just made that up
01:24:50
because they're maybe not few.
01:24:54
Until now.
01:24:55
Every image of the sun you've ever seen was taken around its equator.
01:25:00
That's because Earth, the other planets,
01:25:03
and most spacecraft travel in a flat orbit around the sun.
01:25:07
Oh, so the solar system is flat?
01:25:15
So they'll say no, probably not.
01:25:18
I just obviously with that, it's like flat it.
01:25:21
I think it expands in 2025 more than it is vertical.
01:25:24
It tilted right.
01:25:26
Is there anybody smart enough on the show to tell us why they orbit
01:25:29
in the same plane like that?
01:25:31
It's passed out of this plane, giving us a first ever
01:25:35
look at the sunset South Pole.
01:25:39
Remarkably,
01:25:40
it found both the north and South magnetic fields tangled together.
01:25:45
What?
01:25:46
This is a sign that the sun is at the peak of its 11 year activity cycle.
01:25:51
When it's magnetic.
01:25:52
That's great for us because that means it's not going to burn.
01:25:54
It's powerful instruments.
01:25:56
If it's truly at its peak, that's the middle.
01:25:59
That's the pinnacle. That means it.
01:26:00
Unless, I mean, it's obviously probably some
01:26:03
different curve.
01:26:04
It's not going to be exactly equal to how fast it charged up to how fast
01:26:07
it charges out.
01:26:08
But it seems like it should last almost as long as it's been around.
01:26:13
Still, from this point on, before it fizzles out, the Solar Orbiter captures
01:26:17
what's happening in the sun's outer layers from water.
01:26:21
Will it explore the layers in between?
01:26:23
Bang all the way to the outer atmosphere.
01:26:26
This is key to understanding solar, wind and solar storms,
01:26:30
which can disrupt satellites, power grids and radio signals.
01:26:34
Here on Earth.
01:26:36
As Solar Orbiter climbs to even higher orbits over the next years,
01:26:40
its view will become even clearer, bringing us more views.
01:26:45
We've never seen before.
01:26:47
Wait, why does this view get clear the higher it gets?
01:26:50
Shouldn't it?
01:26:53
Does she just say higher or
01:26:55
as Solar Orbiter climbs to even higher orbits over the next years,
01:26:59
its view will become even clearer, bringing us more views.
01:27:04
We wouldn't.
01:27:05
It makes sense.
01:27:05
The view got clear the closer it gets
01:27:08
never seen before.
01:27:14
It's query Aquarius.
01:27:17
Happy pride month!
01:27:19
You're so brave.
01:27:22
Me? It's done.
01:27:23
Pride month worry. Last week
01:27:26
it's been pride month.
01:27:27
Yeah. Yep.
01:27:30
It was part of Gary's monologue.
01:27:31
He he thought my theme that he would bring up Juneteenth.
01:27:35
It'll all.
01:27:38
No I don't I don't see it.
01:27:40
Well because I'm not I, I have.
01:27:43
Well yeah he did actually unless you have somebody directly related
01:27:46
to being a slave or holding a slave, what the hell is Juneteenth?
01:27:52
Believe in Juneteenth clause.
01:27:55
I don't really understand.
01:27:56
It was that Juneteenth was the day that slaves were proclaimed free.
01:28:01
I guess so, yeah, that's what they they want to say.
01:28:04
It's somewhere in the teens.
01:28:07
And so they just picked the days when the teens.
01:28:10
I know from what I hear, slavery is at its highest level in history
01:28:14
right now this year.
01:28:15
And we are one of the only nations that actually backtracked and abolished it.
01:28:21
So good for us. I don't think we should.
01:28:24
I mean, I guess so if Juneteenth celebrates that fact
01:28:26
and good for it.
01:28:30
I know you were going to say that there was a place
01:28:32
I could go where I could purchase slaves.
01:28:36
I mean, there is just not legally.
01:28:37
Yeah, that legally.
01:28:41
I know legally you can get to help me.
01:28:43
At least it's not quite a slave.
01:28:44
But when done properly, it can be.
01:28:47
You just go to the courthouse, you get a bill of sale and you purchase order.
01:28:52
Bride with a male or bride be considered.
01:28:55
Any bride would be considered.
01:28:59
Any bride,
01:29:00
according to the Bible, a helpmate
01:29:03
is since since both the both Adam and Eve.
01:29:07
It's not even that story.
01:29:08
Let's just say it's a figurative example for all men and all women.
01:29:11
If they were made in God's likeness, that means they're equal.
01:29:13
They're not.
01:29:14
One isn't subordinate to the other, one isn't in charge of the other, but Eve was
01:29:18
put there to help Adam to to fulfill
01:29:21
whatever the goal was at that time.
01:29:25
And a helpmate can either help the mate
01:29:28
or not help the mate.
01:29:31
And a lot of that Gary
01:29:33
monologue was about it's not just the help mates fault, it can be the help mates.
01:29:36
Help mates fault you for allowing it.
01:29:41
That's definitely that helped me.
01:29:43
Small in the helpmate.
01:29:44
Helpmate small for allowing in this situation here.
01:29:49
In. Anyway, what point does the does
01:29:51
it become more of the helpmate helpmate small before the better thing.
01:29:55
So help me as well.
01:29:56
Like initially it's going to be the helpmate as well.
01:29:58
But at some point it's the helpmate help mates fault you don't you know,
01:30:03
what are you saying?
01:30:04
What you're saying is once shame on you twice.
01:30:06
Shame on me,
01:30:08
I guess.
01:30:08
Yeah, but it's still a good push.
01:30:12
What if this happens?
01:30:13
What if. What if he's not ready to show again?
01:30:15
Never chats on the show like I know another video link totally severs
01:30:19
all relationships with both you and I socially, business Lee and hobby wise.
01:30:25
We still want to carry on the show and Mrs.
01:30:27
Gary says I think that should.
01:30:29
What do we do then?
01:30:32
Do we have an obligation?
01:30:34
Oh, Jesus.
01:30:35
Yeah.
01:30:35
Do you have any or do we have any obligation?
01:30:38
Help me to follow
01:30:41
Missus Gary's ultimatum and help me.
01:30:43
Yeah. Do we have any obligation to the.
01:30:46
Should we call mates or what?
01:30:49
I said I was like, dude,
01:30:50
I had a whole show set up that was basically couples therapy.
01:30:54
Everything about it was trying to get to the to a solution. No.
01:30:58
Mrs. Gary bashing.
01:30:59
Not even really any Gary bashing except for being a pussy pussy quitter.
01:31:03
But other than that, that was it.
01:31:06
But now it's hard to do that because he was on
01:31:08
and he said a bunch of shit that I would have never said.
01:31:10
So now I don't know what the fuck
01:31:11
it's like, try to keep your kid out of this middle of the street,
01:31:13
or trying to keep him from touching a hot stove. And finally
01:31:17
he just does.
01:31:17
You know, he still hasn't learned his lesson,
01:31:21
I don't know, are you in, San Diego?
01:31:28
That's funny,
01:31:28
because there's no way you'd be driving to San Diego.
01:31:33
You were on a plane, so I got.
01:31:35
I got to forget the fact that you're
01:31:36
driving away from Michigan because you said you were on a.
01:31:39
Your flight was going to be at 10:00, so you got off a plane,
01:31:42
you're driving to the hotel so you can still be anywhere.
01:31:44
It's dark out.
01:31:45
So at least you're in the northern
01:31:47
hemisphere, you know, because everybody knows
01:31:49
that's how the sun works up and down instead of east and west.
01:31:52
Is it. No. That's a Jared Goff joke.
01:31:55
But there's no he doesn't know where the sun rises. So
01:32:01
it's really hard to get right.
01:32:03
Where the fuck else is
01:32:06
you driving on the left side.
01:32:07
So at least you're in America.
01:32:11
I'm driving.
01:32:12
I'm not. So.
01:32:15
Reagan was about a fellow that was.
01:32:18
Or driving the road.
01:32:19
And what side of the road do we drive in? There beside him was a chicken.
01:32:22
He was doing about 45, and the chicken was running alongside.
01:32:25
So he stepped on the gas.
01:32:26
He got it up to about 60,
01:32:28
and the chicken caught up with him and was right beside him again.
01:32:30
And then he thought, was he looking in?
01:32:32
But the chicken had three legs.
01:32:34
Did he make up his mind? For sure.
01:32:35
The chicken took off at 60 miles an hour and turned down a lane into a barnyard.
01:32:40
Well, he made a quick turn and went down into the barnyard,
01:32:42
and it was a farmer standing there.
01:32:44
And he asked him, he said, did the chicken compares to you?
01:32:47
Yeah.
01:32:48
Well, he said, am I crazy or did the chicken have three legs?
01:32:51
He says, yep, it's mine.
01:32:52
Says I breed three legged chickens
01:32:55
and that is it, for heaven's sake.
01:32:56
Why, when he says I like the drumstick more, likes the jump.
01:33:01
And now the kid likes the drumstick.
01:33:02
We just got tired of fighting for
01:33:06
the driver said, well, how does it taste?
01:33:08
He says, I don't know.
01:33:09
I've never been able to catch one.
01:33:12
Still want to be my
01:33:15
chicken?
01:33:15
That,
01:33:18
chicken that I.
01:33:22
Like to be.
01:33:23
That's all it takes to play them.
01:33:26
I come this far.
01:33:27
Better get more chicken. I.
01:33:32
Whoops.
01:33:35
Another chicken attack.
01:33:36
It's pretty, crazy.
01:33:38
Wait, I lost it.
01:33:41
Let it go.
01:33:43
Here it is.
01:33:47
A swarm of bees attacked a family's chicken coop.
01:33:51
And this happened recently in so quiet.
01:33:54
Can you hear it?
01:33:55
Raising some questions about being.
01:33:57
Yeah, I got to go and safety text.
01:34:00
Jaden Stagg spoke with that family and some local experts to get some answers.
01:34:04
She looks pissed
01:34:06
to get some answers
01:34:08
here that there is not a happy helpmate.
01:34:12
These are typically gentle and helpful pollinators.
01:34:15
But on Monday, the Stabenow a family, was left reeling
01:34:18
after a swarm turned aggressive in their backyard.
01:34:21
I get a text from my husband and he says, I think bees are killing our chickens.
01:34:26
So I put the baby down and I run outside,
01:34:29
and most of the chickens were already dead.
01:34:31
And there's just some of these dead stinging our all of our chicken.
01:34:36
The Stabenow was being killed.
01:34:38
Chickens and chickens in minutes wake.
01:34:40
The name is Stabenow. What?
01:34:42
That would have been funnier if it was stinging our European honeybees
01:34:46
don't normally attack you, and you want them in your yard.
01:34:49
But the idea of this Africanized
01:34:53
colony or chicken attack that they get aggressive
01:34:56
and why is it going to be African up north? Let's look.
01:34:59
Is there all the African ones are more aggressive.
01:35:01
What are you trying to say here.
01:35:04
See those are those those bees aren't
01:35:06
with territorial as it's Juneteenth right around the corner.
01:35:09
And that bitch is going to have to go off.
01:35:10
What did he say? He's not aggressive.
01:35:13
Oh, wait. I'm sorry. Wrong one.
01:35:15
I shouldn't be offensive because that's what bees are
01:35:18
defending their colony.
01:35:20
It's just that some.
01:35:21
You're right. They're colonists. They're these. These.
01:35:24
Some of those bees are slaves.
01:35:26
His biggest word of advice.
01:35:28
The African ones shouldn't cause fear.
01:35:30
The first thing is, And is to just leave them alone.
01:35:36
Yeah, that's
01:35:38
that's not only for boys.
01:35:39
That's all for your help, mates.
01:35:40
Hobbies. Just leave them alone.
01:35:42
Tell them. Leave me alone to move forward.
01:35:45
Family says they're taking steps to remove.
01:35:47
I've only been ever stung once in my life.
01:35:49
And it's because I ran through a fucking small swarm.
01:35:52
Not a giant swarm. But we'll have a list of.
01:35:55
They were swarming at a gate and I was a little kid.
01:35:58
We were swimming and they're like, just walk.
01:36:01
They just walk through real calm and you'll be fine.
01:36:03
And we were.
01:36:04
There's like 5 to 10 of us.
01:36:05
They're swimming.
01:36:07
And the first group walked through one at a time, real slow.
01:36:09
And I walked through and for whatever reason, I panicked a tiny bit.
01:36:14
And I ran through and they said, because I ran into them,
01:36:18
the beast on me.
01:36:20
So as my fault, sometimes the,
01:36:24
sometimes the human stings himself.
01:36:27
I think that's how that happened.
01:36:31
Yeah. No, I think so.
01:36:32
I think literally he was just flying with his astronauts to the.
01:36:36
I ran into me, I was run, I was sprinting, dude.
01:36:39
I'm like, fuck this.
01:36:41
There were so many bees, you know, they're like, close your mouth, close
01:36:44
your eyes and just walk calmly through the gate.
01:36:46
I was like, fuck off.
01:36:48
But that's exactly what I had to do.
01:36:50
There were a lot of bees.
01:36:52
The gate they were coming out of the, you know, the gate post.
01:36:54
They were coming out of there.
01:36:55
Just somebody, somebody had hit it or disturbed it.
01:36:59
I'm like, I'm just going to wait there.
01:37:00
Like, we got to leave.
01:37:02
You're here.
01:37:02
My mom was probably there to pick me up or some shit.
01:37:05
Fucking asshole. I'm the asshole.
01:37:07
Speaking of that, in other news, Florida officials has officially declared
01:37:10
open season on invasive iguanas.
01:37:14
You can now legally kill them with air rifles, traps, or just your bare,
01:37:17
sunburned hands.
01:37:22
I'm not sure if I would do that.
01:37:25
More couples therapy.
01:37:26
That's what I have on the screen here.
01:37:29
Any straight man?
01:37:31
Yeah. Who brings a woman?
01:37:33
What to say?
01:37:35
That's not the right video.
01:37:43
That's not the video I was trying to play.
01:37:44
It went on to the next one. Let me start that over.
01:37:47
You know, we started couples therapy yesterday.
01:37:49
I did not know.
01:37:50
You know, we're on a podcast right now, right?
01:37:52
Yeah. I'm okay. Okay, okay.
01:37:54
We started couples Theory in a good place.
01:37:55
We're like, okay, we weren't fighting.
01:37:57
We were like, yeah, we should be in couples therapy
01:37:59
just to make sure we get in front of anything.
01:38:00
Oh yeah, I totally was. I won the first one.
01:38:03
That's the.
01:38:04
That's all I feel the time I got it.
01:38:06
That's not how I feel.
01:38:08
I forgot destroyed.
01:38:09
I was so hard I shook her. She was awful.
01:38:13
She was like like, you know, when you when you crossover someone
01:38:15
and they're like, break their ankle. That was the end of therapy.
01:38:18
Wow. Congratulations.
01:38:22
Can you win couples therapy?
01:38:26
I don't think you're doing it right.
01:38:30
If it ends up being on, I.
01:38:33
Gary, did its first lip smack, so it's got to be somebody swallow.
01:38:37
It was amazing program.
01:38:39
You didn't program women?
01:38:41
No, I did not.
01:38:44
Here I'm going to go right back to it.
01:38:46
620 here it is.
01:38:51
It's real subtle.
01:38:52
It's not super loud, but you can hear it here.
01:38:55
They say go rant, go weird.
01:38:58
Go loud.
01:39:00
Go. You just come on here.
01:39:02
Let's do one more time.
01:39:03
It's right after go.
01:39:05
You can't go weird.
01:39:07
Go loud.
01:39:09
Go. You just come home after
01:39:12
they don't say you go loud.
01:39:15
Go. You just come home after.
01:39:18
They don't say
01:39:19
it. Roll flips up when you're being yourself,
01:39:23
you know.
01:39:23
Quit. Breathe
01:39:25
the conclusions you are reaching.
01:39:52
It's really not over.
01:39:52
It goes on for another fact.
01:39:54
Yeah, well, that's all I wanted.
01:39:56
As above.
01:39:57
So below.
01:40:07
Now I'm just going for again,
01:40:10
hundreds of views online.
01:40:11
A man is living up to his nickname tonight after a dramatic rescue
01:40:16
at a local grocery store.
01:40:17
Yeah, they call him the Power Man.
01:40:19
He sprang into action
01:40:20
when he saw an elderly woman trapped in an overturned car.
01:40:23
Erick Erickson shows us why
01:40:25
this good Samaritans timing was just as powerful as his strength.
01:40:29
And what's the famous quote from Spiderman?
01:40:32
With great power comes great responsibility.
01:40:34
Well, maybe Power Man's quote should be with great power comes great timing.
01:40:39
You have.
01:40:43
This something like inside me I
01:40:45
when I see, you know, stuff like that, I have to evolve.
01:40:48
I have to do it.
01:40:48
It's really that simple.
01:40:50
Be a good human says
01:40:53
from this shot, this angle.
01:40:54
I honestly thought it was brother
01:40:57
being playing a superhero.
01:40:59
Power man, can we get off?
01:41:01
Oh, you given the superhero nickname as a child
01:41:05
for his vigorous war hero nickname?
01:41:09
Do you notice anything little funny there?
01:41:13
Little.
01:41:13
I mean, he's strong.
01:41:15
Thank you for your service.
01:41:16
Apparently, he does power stuff all the time,
01:41:20
like with the sun, which they'll go over shortly.
01:41:22
But look at his arm difference.
01:41:23
The right arm is twice the size of his left.
01:41:27
Maybe he is not the master of his domain
01:41:31
name.
01:41:31
As a child, for his vigorous workouts,
01:41:35
52 year old Mahmoud sold out grocery shopping with his wife at this Kroger
01:41:39
on Michigan Avenue and Greenfield Wednesday night grocery shopping.
01:41:43
I love the 313 tattoo on the neck.
01:41:45
His wife met this broker on Michigan Avenue and Greenfield Wednesday.
01:41:49
This is this is brother.
01:41:50
He saved a saved woman from a car in East Dearborn.
01:41:53
We put the stuff in here, I turn around, I see like a car, like the rolling
01:41:57
power man running over the passenger, able to get out.
01:42:00
But Power Man says the man's 79 year old grandma.
01:42:03
Mother couldn't.
01:42:04
So what did the Power Man do?
01:42:06
I jump up, like, on the top of the car.
01:42:09
That's his name. Or they are calling.
01:42:11
I did, that's his name.
01:42:12
And, Power man, I pulled it out.
01:42:15
He's all man on YouTube.
01:42:16
Yeah, I tried it was, you know, I want to go
01:42:21
last name Pretty Woman out.
01:42:22
I know it's his parents.
01:42:24
Take that man knows his parents didn't name them power man.
01:42:28
Flee giving power man.
01:42:29
Many thank you's.
01:42:30
And only Elon Musk was being.
01:42:33
You know we all we we all only under one nation.
01:42:37
You know what I mean?
01:42:38
Which is got only one nation so.
01:42:41
Well, I'm standing here, I'm conscious, I speak English.
01:42:43
So yes, of course I know what you mean.
01:42:45
We have.
01:42:45
Yes, but which which? God?
01:42:48
There's just one of the reasons.
01:42:49
Power, let's see, was saying it doesn't matter.
01:42:52
We're all under one. All under one.
01:42:55
We know which God man's nephew looks up to him.
01:42:59
I mean, we know what you got.
01:43:00
He means you all making positive videos together on TikTok.
01:43:03
You have to sneak up and do that snap power, man.
01:43:06
You know, he's a character.
01:43:07
He has, he has a lot of characteristics about him that bring positivity.
01:43:13
If you can put a smile on someone's face, then why not?
01:43:16
His nephew says Power man is a family
01:43:18
man who loves his community and is always there when needed most.
01:43:22
You can have a lot of power, but if you're not using it
01:43:25
to help the world, then, what's the point?
01:43:30
That you have a lot of power
01:43:32
if you're not a man.
01:43:35
Yeah. Gary, what do you say to that?
01:43:36
You have a lot of power, but if you're not allowed to use it, what's the point?
01:43:42
Let's play a fun little game here.
01:43:43
We're going to play help make help, mate or not.
01:43:48
I'm going to say something.
01:43:49
For example,
01:43:51
this person
01:43:53
stay silent while you rant about your toxic boss,
01:43:57
but then later sends them the resume.
01:44:02
Help, mate or not
01:44:04
again, they stay silent while you rant about your toxic boss,
01:44:07
then later send them your their resume.
01:44:11
To help me,
01:44:13
I don't know.
01:44:14
I think they're trying to steal your job.
01:44:18
And they'll think it.
01:44:20
What if, this person runs all the errands,
01:44:22
handles all the bills, but constantly reminds you of it?
01:44:25
Are they a help mate or not?
01:44:31
I say, what's the point of paying all the bills
01:44:33
if you don't have a little bit of say, no, that's not how it works.
01:44:36
I'm joking.
01:44:38
Are you sure?
01:44:40
I'm never sure.
01:44:41
I'm always joking.
01:44:43
What if they faked to be sick, to get out, to faking, to be sick,
01:44:47
to get you out of a social event because they know you're too tired to go?
01:44:51
Well, that's it.
01:44:52
Made all day long.
01:44:56
I need your help. My.
01:44:58
Here's a good one.
01:44:59
What if she gets you a gym membership?
01:45:06
Free,
01:45:06
you know, for your own good without you asking
01:45:09
to me?
01:45:10
You know what I'd say?
01:45:10
That'd be like me getting her, I don't know, a vacuum
01:45:14
or something for the kitchen.
01:45:18
Or taking all her socks and shoes away.
01:45:23
Could.
01:45:23
You should give me some of the further. Turn it around.
01:45:25
Turn it around.
01:45:26
What if you bought her gym membership?
01:45:29
Happy here. Happy sweetest day.
01:45:31
Here's a gym membership.
01:45:32
How would that go over?
01:45:35
My sweetest, What about,
01:45:38
celebrate sweetest day with your help.
01:45:40
Make no see.
01:45:42
I pick Sweetest Day because you're not married,
01:45:43
so I figured you might still celebrate it.
01:45:45
We know. No, never.
01:45:47
No, we don't want you to have an anniversary Valentine's Day.
01:45:51
And sweet as they are gone, Valentine's sweetest.
01:45:54
They were never a thing for us, is there?
01:45:56
How? Hallmark holiday bullshit.
01:45:59
Yeah, it's.
01:46:00
People do stuff normally, and you won't have to do fucking any, something.
01:46:04
That's how we feel about Father's Day.
01:46:06
Fuck you. Just honoring me for one day.
01:46:08
Why don't you give me some respect?
01:46:09
The other 364 days, you piece of shit! Children.
01:46:12
No. I'm kidding, I love you. Oh, I love you both.
01:46:14
Oh, however many I have.
01:46:17
All right, here's one.
01:46:18
The ones you don't know about.
01:46:21
What if, this person quits their job without telling you
01:46:24
because they needed a change?
01:46:29
I don't think that's a help.
01:46:30
I think it help me.
01:46:31
I should discuss quitting their job, even though that sounds kind of
01:46:35
whipped.
01:46:36
But I think you're partners, and especially financial things like that.
01:46:39
You should talk about it before you quit your job.
01:46:44
This one I can't relate to at all because I've been married to dating for so long.
01:46:46
Deletes your ex phone number from your phone without telling you.
01:46:51
Why the fuck do you still have your exes?
01:46:53
I guess you can be on good terms with your ex.
01:46:55
I'm such a pessimist.
01:46:56
I figured that the ex was a bitch
01:46:57
and you're an asshole and you're not speaking anymore.
01:47:01
Yeah, let's ask this.
01:47:02
Do you have any ex phone numbers?
01:47:05
I don't,
01:47:07
but then again, this is how long I've been with my helpmate.
01:47:12
I've been with her before.
01:47:13
Cell phones.
01:47:17
So I've never had ex-girlfriends numbers.
01:47:20
Hey.
01:47:24
What if this person insists on coming to every doctor's
01:47:26
appointment with you, even the ones you don't want them at?
01:47:30
That's not a help me.
01:47:36
What if this help me
01:47:38
waits in the car while you go inside to quit your show?
01:47:43
Help me not.
01:47:46
That's not a help, man.
01:47:48
That's a bitch.
01:47:50
What if this person signs you up for couples therapy but doesn't ask you first?
01:47:54
Says you have to quit the show.
01:47:55
Divorce or couples therapy.
01:47:59
What?
01:48:00
What if this person remembers everything
01:48:01
your mom ever said and uses it against you?
01:48:05
What does that have to do with.
01:48:08
I don't know you because of your mom.
01:48:10
What's your mom telling her?
01:48:12
Don't bring up my mom.
01:48:14
Oh, wait. I brought up my mom.
01:48:16
I brought her mom.
01:48:19
Yeah, I don't you know what? It's funny.
01:48:20
I don't like that.
01:48:20
I like my mom and my wife to get along, but not that well.
01:48:24
Like, I don't want them to be
01:48:26
scheming and conniving against me.
01:48:31
What?
01:48:32
What do you mean, no? What do you say no to?
01:48:35
We have a commenter that just said no.
01:48:39
We have no comments because we don't do clips anymore.
01:48:41
Oh, the other chicken attack, I missed it.
01:48:43
I'm not exactly where I've scratched
01:48:46
at least the clucking.
01:48:50
This is how to carve a Jack o'lantern with a chicken.
01:48:54
I believe.
01:48:59
All right chickens.
01:49:00
And yes, this is a video.
01:49:02
Plenty of pumpkin for everybody.
01:49:04
It's amazing. Very confused by the pumpkin.
01:49:06
I think they're starting to figure it out.
01:49:08
I think they're starting to realize that the easiest places to eat
01:49:11
are the parts that I can't.
01:49:15
Oh, really?
01:49:15
Is that what they figured out?
01:49:17
The hard rind that you busted, right, Abby?
01:49:19
Let's see what we got.
01:49:21
Oh, Lordy.
01:49:22
Well, they got kind of ambitious here, but I am pretty impressed.
01:49:27
What do you think? Abby's actually.
01:49:28
What the chicken's carved is way more terrifying.
01:49:30
What? I did me good. God.
01:49:32
So I've been seeing this crazy thing on the internet.
01:49:36
So much crazy things on the internet.
01:49:39
Not sure we need to watch it all, though.
01:49:44
Yeah, I don't know.
01:49:47
So many videos.
01:49:48
So many videos.
01:49:50
I couldn't play this one on YouTube.
01:49:51
I know we got flagged and they say a lot of words in it,
01:49:56
but I'm going to play this.
01:50:06
I just want to be
01:50:10
putting on my eyes because.
01:50:13
I think I might be seen
01:50:16
and I don't know what is on my heart.
01:50:20
Guys, I'm still playing the video and still playing video.
01:50:23
It is so intense.
01:50:25
Oh no.
01:50:26
The anxiety, the feeling, the sadness, I guess.
01:50:29
Yeah, it's going on.
01:50:32
Everything okay?
01:50:33
You want to try?
01:50:38
Oh, there you go.
01:50:48
I'm not to do whatever I want.
01:50:50
I I'm ready to play.
01:50:51
I'm gonna tell me later.
01:50:53
I don't know what to do.
01:50:54
So let me.
01:50:57
Go for I don't like the dark red light.
01:51:01
I like violence in this one.
01:51:03
I don't like a film that was made all night, but only one to me.
01:51:05
I know it is highly recommended by
01:51:09
one. I talk.
01:51:10
I don't love it. I didn't have any.
01:51:13
You don't get.
01:51:14
I. I don't really,
01:51:17
I do, you know.
01:51:20
Yes, I do, I do you think I did
01:51:26
it still in this.
01:51:27
Oh no. No but it suddenly I moved.
01:51:33
So I would.
01:51:42
I don't know if we talked about on the show that did.
01:51:45
No, but it said pussy in it, and it was basically talking about how I help me.
01:51:50
I can be absolutely blind
01:51:53
to their help.
01:51:55
Mates needs.
01:51:58
Her pussy, I like to line her pussy precedes her.
01:52:00
Does that mean that she was a whore?
01:52:03
I think so, for loose women.
01:52:07
So I have no videos, but I have these topics that I want to go over.
01:52:10
There's people there's a pretend to work trend
01:52:12
going on in China, where young people are paying to work at fake offices.
01:52:17
They have desk time, fake managers, stage tasks,
01:52:21
and they pay for this
01:52:23
just to have like this work experience.
01:52:25
They do it for fun.
01:52:28
Stranger, I can do that.
01:52:30
I can facilitate that.
01:52:33
Yeah.
01:52:34
And actually, yeah, that's kind of like what I say when I see kids
01:52:36
with the little fake vacuums or fake lawnmowers.
01:52:38
I'm like, put a real blade or real suction on there while they're playing.
01:52:40
They could actually do some work. Is that what you're saying?
01:52:42
You'll actually put them to real work and they'll pay you for it.
01:52:47
I'm thinking that young people in China
01:52:48
are not that bright or whatever, whatever.
01:52:52
I guess if that's if that's what you enjoy, then good.
01:52:54
More power to you in America, though, what we're doing in Vegas.
01:52:58
Maybe we talked about this on a different show.
01:53:00
They started the enhanced games. Have you seen that?
01:53:04
Okay.
01:53:04
Let's say it's a sports festival like the Olympics, but oh, we've won it.
01:53:08
But every competitor is doped up.
01:53:13
Every competitor is on performance enhancing drugs.
01:53:17
It's a requirement.
01:53:21
What could possibly go wrong?
01:53:26
Yeah, I don't know everything.
01:53:30
There's
01:53:31
also a three flipper sea turtle named Dilly Dally.
01:53:34
I can't find a picture of them.
01:53:37
I guess they're trying to protect his identity.
01:53:39
Although if you see a three flipper turtle in the ocean, it's probably
01:53:42
going to be dilly dally.
01:53:49
We usually do this on YouTube, but I'm going to try and do this
01:53:53
here. He.
01:54:01
Dear flashy,
01:54:03
I'm married to a delightful woman from a foreign country.
01:54:05
She's a divorcée, and her 19 year old son is doing well in college.
01:54:10
She essentially raised him herself
01:54:12
because of some spectrum disorder and ADHD symptoms.
01:54:15
Her son was apparently a handful and I'm healthy, have multiple advanced degrees,
01:54:20
and have enjoyed a successful, lucrative career.
01:54:22
I've raised six happy, healthy, and independent children.
01:54:25
I worked very hard and have a substantial bankroll.
01:54:28
My concern is she trains since she tends to treat me like I might treat her son.
01:54:35
What my
01:54:36
concern is that she tends to treat me like she might treat her son.
01:54:39
Oh, I get it.
01:54:40
She asked me repeatedly if I'm cold.
01:54:42
Are you cold, dear? That's hot.
01:54:44
And suggestive. Suggest I wear more clothes.
01:54:46
She asked me if I'm hungry.
01:54:48
She asked me if she can make me a sandwich, thirsty or tired,
01:54:52
or if I should exercise.
01:54:53
I don't think she does it maliciously.
01:54:54
I think she genuinely cares for me and is expressing her love.
01:54:59
I have suggested repeatedly that she doesn't need
01:55:00
to provide advice on clothing, hunger, etc.
01:55:04
I wrote a letter to the letter that the.
01:55:07
I cannot continue to tolerate her maternal istic attitude.
01:55:10
I have told her several times, I need a lover, not a mother.
01:55:15
It doesn't seem to penetrate well,
01:55:17
that's good use of wording there my friend.
01:55:21
How can I get this woman
01:55:22
who I love to treat me as an adult and not question my mature decisions?
01:55:26
Sign nobody's child in Michigan.
01:55:31
So you're saying it's hot?
01:55:32
You'd like to be treated like mothered, babied?
01:55:36
Suck on the teat, so to speak.
01:55:37
Depends.
01:55:39
Is my mom doing it?
01:55:43
No. It's, dear flattery, it's, it's nobody's
01:55:46
child and Michigan's mom doing it.
01:55:52
I think she needs Gary.
01:55:54
I think she doesn't agree.
01:55:56
Are you supposed to. What?
01:55:58
You're supposed to do it.
01:55:59
All the new tapping calls.
01:56:00
We already supposed to tip less percentage now, since, like,
01:56:04
average taxes are, like, you know, 12% is.
01:56:07
I mean, I only just have 8% now, don't ask me.
01:56:11
I don't tip.
01:56:14
Just the tip.
01:56:15
If I'm sitting at a restaurant and a waiter or waitress
01:56:17
waits on me for an hour and a half, I will tip.
01:56:20
If I'm picking up food, I will not tip
01:56:23
my wife. Even criticism.
01:56:25
And I've never got delivery.
01:56:27
I get my own food.
01:56:28
I've never, ever had food delivered.
01:56:30
Not even pizza.
01:56:31
No, never had food delivered.
01:56:33
That's a lie.
01:56:35
It's not a lie. Don't believe you.
01:56:36
You don't have to believe me.
01:56:37
I'm trying to think of the last time I had food delivered, and I cannot,
01:56:40
even when I was at work at the at the wage I was making,
01:56:43
I convinced the person, the job leader, to send me to go get the food.
01:56:47
I'm like, if you guys are about to pay this much for this, give it to me
01:56:50
and I'll go get the food and we'll actually get it hot. And we did.
01:56:54
And I got to get pick.
01:56:55
Like I got to take an hour break to go get food.
01:56:59
No I don't, I don't deliver.
01:57:00
So if I, if I did get delivery though, I mean I was a pizza driver.
01:57:03
If I had food delivered I would absolutely tip.
01:57:05
But that's another reason why my cheap ass doesn't get delivery.
01:57:08
But how much do you tip on a percentage or do you tip?
01:57:12
I start at like 20% and I'll go higher if it's good service and lower if it's poor.
01:57:17
Well, I would if it's how you know, I don't usually I don't usually
01:57:20
break it down to some scale.
01:57:21
I mean if it's lower I'll like cut it in half if they're really shitty
01:57:24
and I'm just angry because I try not to never tip nothing.
01:57:29
But typically I feel
01:57:30
a little bit better if I go like up to 22% or 25%.
01:57:33
But this is the first sit down restaurant where they.
01:57:34
Hi, my name is Melissa and this in order
01:57:36
and they're like polite and, you know, really good service.
01:57:40
If it's I don't I have a hard time.
01:57:43
I'll tip in a hotel if I'm staying for multiple nights.
01:57:46
What?
01:57:49
Yeah.
01:57:49
What are you sitting
01:57:51
the housekeeper.
01:57:53
What are the what?
01:57:54
That's their job number one. Number two.
01:57:56
I don't want anyone entering my room, so I don't want you touching my.
01:57:58
Yeah, so it's funny. I should backtrack, so. Yeah, I'll.
01:58:01
I'll say do not clean my room instead.
01:58:03
If I'm staying there for a couple days.
01:58:05
So I take that back.
01:58:06
I haven't done that. The last time we did that was when I went to Disney.
01:58:10
And they do a lot of shit.
01:58:11
You, they put like they do a lot of shit.
01:58:13
They don't just come in and clean your room.
01:58:14
They make animals for the kids, do all the stupid corny shit,
01:58:18
obviously in help of getting this huge tip.
01:58:23
But so if you don't tip them the first night,
01:58:24
the next night they come in there and everything's fine,
01:58:26
everything's clean and everything's perfectly acceptable.
01:58:28
But you don't get any of the magic.
01:58:31
You don't get any of the magic.
01:58:33
That's what they call it in Disney.
01:58:36
I hate to even believe in magic.
01:58:40
No. Didn't you see?
01:58:41
You didn't see the first clip?
01:58:43
Most people
01:58:45
even more people believe in religion
01:58:47
than magic.
01:58:52
Gary comes strong, you see, that's that's the.
01:58:55
I mean, he's he has every right to.
01:58:58
But I just I there's got to be some style of compromise.
01:59:02
He doesn't have to come in quite so hot.
01:59:05
And if he's challenged, it seems like he comes
01:59:07
in a little childish, a little hotter.
01:59:11
Am I wrong? I could be wrong.
01:59:13
Not me. I'm wrong.
01:59:13
I, I just like to be wrong. To.
01:59:18
But I'm. I mean, I'm kind of the same way.
01:59:20
More so.
01:59:23
I'm very stubborn,
01:59:24
very malicious, very, like
01:59:27
cocky.
01:59:30
So must you need a little nervous
01:59:35
or something?
01:59:37
Right.
01:59:37
In the very watching you, you're. Oh.
01:59:45
Cause that.
01:59:46
Get it up.
01:59:48
Get it up and say,
01:59:51
if you're doing this, if humanity is almost at its end,
01:59:55
this video should tell you that yes, yes it is.
01:59:59
Should I say to the People channel dedicated to making small things
02:00:06
so that's that's doing way
02:00:09
better than our particular channel or signal or something.
02:00:14
Cause it, you know, you, you're
02:00:17
that's a miniature cuisine, a.
02:00:22
Course that we took
02:00:23
was not good enough, is it?
02:00:27
No, not all the time.
02:00:29
And work for not even one bite. So.
02:00:34
Cause it can make you a sandwich.
02:00:37
You know what that looks like?
02:00:38
That looks like a gummy fucking burger.
02:00:42
What is a gummy bear?
02:00:44
A gummy burger is a candy that looks just like a hamburger,
02:00:49
but it's gummy.
02:00:50
Oh, I guess
02:00:53
because it's so tiny, it's like a gummy bears or something.
02:00:57
Oh, gross.
02:00:57
No, that's gross.
02:00:58
Right?
02:01:02
Although a gummy bear
02:01:03
that looks like a hamburger is also pretty gross.
02:01:06
Yeah.
02:01:09
My favorite children getting hurt.
02:01:11
Okay. Watch this.
02:01:13
And then we'll go to the the clean list.
02:01:21
This is no no no no no,
02:01:25
dude.
02:01:26
So okay, so I've taken my kids and mirror mazes.
02:01:30
Guess what. The first thing that I told them.
02:01:32
Oh, I love me.
02:01:33
I used to love mermaids.
02:01:34
And then I was like, this will end.
02:01:37
There's a rule in mirror mazes.
02:01:39
At least there was a. For my kids.
02:01:41
It was simply don't run.
02:01:46
I no no no, don't run.
02:01:50
Hey, hate that other kid that looked just fucking like him.
02:01:53
Did you see that?
02:01:55
What are the cool?
02:01:55
What are the odds that another kid was running the opposite hallway directly?
02:01:58
And obviously brother was never.
02:02:01
Shut up, asshole.
02:02:02
It's a mirror
02:02:04
egg roll.
02:02:06
What happen again?
02:02:07
It's going to keep happening.
02:02:08
The same exact looking kid keeps running into the same kid.
02:02:12
It's a good question too.
02:02:13
So, hey, when a bird flies into a window, I understand why they may not see the,
02:02:17
the window, because it's clear.
02:02:18
But why don't they try to avoid the other bird
02:02:21
that is that legs? Yeah.
02:02:24
Get up.
02:02:25
Oh my God, no, you can't.
02:02:27
What a bitch!
02:02:28
Mom, why did she do that to her kid?
02:02:29
That was all her fault.
02:02:31
She. The other kid ran, like, just so exuberant.
02:02:34
Couldn't help himself.
02:02:35
But that mother said go get your and pointed.
02:02:39
Oh, man. Yeah.
02:02:41
Oh, Jesus.
02:02:43
Hey, don't run, don't run.
02:02:46
Oh, I told you I.
02:02:52
Oh, the.
02:02:54
Now the adults running are doing it on purpose.
02:02:58
0000.
02:03:04
Oh oh.
02:03:08
Of course they're going.
02:03:09
Oh from doing cry. He's going to me.
02:03:17
That's not my.
02:03:19
Damn it!
02:03:20
Stop running. Oh!
02:03:28
That's right.
02:03:30
No, no,
02:03:32
the double was the best.
02:03:34
I'm not happy about the mother.
02:03:35
They said go run to your father, though she staged the actual thing.
02:03:39
At least edit out that.
02:03:40
Go run to your father.
02:03:41
Part.
02:03:45
I don't know, I just think that was a little bit rude.
02:03:47
You know, you just hit women.
02:03:49
You're a woman hater, by the way.
02:03:51
Bring said thing.
02:03:52
What's the topic? Help solve?
02:03:54
No, the topic is not health solved.
02:03:56
Health, mate.
02:03:57
Wash rinse, repeat. That's a great segue.
02:04:00
I don't
02:04:01
know what to say.
02:04:04
Perfect Segway.
02:04:07
So we're going to talk about this before we go to Will
02:04:09
Smith's new masterpiece,
02:04:13
30 Things You Don't Have to Clean As Often As You think.
02:04:16
We're going to go, all right.
02:04:18
So, bed comforter, obviously.
02:04:24
Oven.
02:04:24
They say the oven gets hot enough to be, you know, the bacteria doesn't grow on it,
02:04:28
so you don't have to clean it as much to cut right up.
02:04:32
Dishes, dishes.
02:04:33
Stop rinsing your dishes before putting them in the dishwasher to scrape.
02:04:36
Oh, I got several of fucking yes earlier today because my girlfriend jams with us.
02:04:40
She doesn't rinse the shit off her spoon over
02:04:43
like there's knives that have your shit caked on.
02:04:46
I mean, it's like that she does not come off in the dishwasher.
02:04:49
You need to rinse it, though.
02:04:51
Your dishwasher sensor's being fooled by you rinsing the other dishes.
02:04:55
Dishwasher. Let me continue.
02:04:57
Most dishwashers have sensors that figure out how long to run
02:05:00
a wash cycle, based on how dirty the dishes are.
02:05:02
If you rinse off, say, the dinner plates, but missed the chance to surf
02:05:05
or the knife going to refuse the sensor, make sure cycle
02:05:09
and leaving your last night's potatoes on your wife's or girlfriend's knife.
02:05:13
No, I'm still stuck.
02:05:14
I was going to go clean or not clean.
02:05:17
It doesn't matter.
02:05:18
The sensors giving it what it needs to say.
02:05:22
This would just be evidence.
02:05:23
Now, I know how Gary feels and you just stubbornly say, no, it can't be that way.
02:05:28
I've seen it myself.
02:05:29
Yeah, it's funny, because the thing you're arguing
02:05:31
is the reason why the knife was dirty, stuck on your utensils.
02:05:35
If you clean the dishes, if you clean your say, you rinse off.
02:05:39
You didn't clean the mess.
02:05:40
The thing, she did not clean them.
02:05:42
And then they got stuck.
02:05:44
That's really the only one I cared about.
02:05:49
Drains.
02:05:50
That's a smart one.
02:05:50
Never clean your drain unless there's an issue you'll fuck it up.
02:05:57
I don't have a tea kettle.
02:05:58
Do you have a tea kettle.
02:05:59
I don't have a tea kettle.
02:06:01
Fuck no.
02:06:05
I don't have a pizza stone either.
02:06:06
Towels. Fuck that.
02:06:07
You should have.
02:06:08
You should clean your towels.
02:06:11
My girlfriend has a pizza. So?
02:06:13
So it's mine.
02:06:14
I disagree with this one as much as you disagree with the dishes.
02:06:17
Towels are a known harbinger of bacteria and mold,
02:06:19
and we flag them on our list for household items.
02:06:21
You should toss immediately if they start to smell.
02:06:23
But if dried properly, you don't have to wash your towels after every single use.
02:06:27
Wait. Nobody.
02:06:29
All right, this is stupid. I know.
02:06:33
I see.
02:06:33
I'm thinking I'm thinking towels for your shower.
02:06:36
If people say I'm clean when I dry out, I don't tell them to.
02:06:41
That's got to take a long ass time
02:06:44
for it's to say for dough.
02:06:45
It gets the job done eventually.
02:06:55
The Oklahoma.
02:06:56
I'm sorry, this just in the Oklahoma Thunder have taken a three to.
02:07:01
It's not Oklahoma.
02:07:02
No. What are they. No,
02:07:05
no I'm saying we're in the Georgia Georgia Georgia.
02:07:09
Oh no you're not in Oklahoma.
02:07:10
But the Oklahoma Thunder just took an NBA finals lead 3 to 2.
02:07:16
For in what at the NBA is saying fuck the worst markets
02:07:19
we could have ever gotten in Oklahoma and Indiana Indianapolis,
02:07:25
Indiana.
02:07:27
So two of the worst markets.
02:07:28
They want New York in LA so they can make money off the finals.
02:07:31
They don't want Detroit.
02:07:33
They don't want Oklahoma.
02:07:35
They don't want Indiana.
02:07:39
Wait.
02:07:39
Dogs. You might.
02:07:40
Dogs.
02:07:41
You don't have to watch as much as you think.
02:07:44
No. Dallas stinks.
02:07:47
Are they? Get into some shit.
02:07:49
This says wash them every 3 to 4 weeks.
02:07:51
Oh, that's more than I thought.
02:07:55
A good rule of thumb.
02:07:56
Yeah, I don't you don't have to wash cats.
02:07:58
That's why I like cats more.
02:08:00
You don't have to wash your bras, Gary.
02:08:01
You definitely have to wash your pussy.
02:08:05
Do you think Gary washes Mrs.
02:08:06
Gary's bra?
02:08:07
Do you think she thinks
02:08:09
you think they're watching?
02:08:11
Probably.
02:08:13
She's sitting there fucking just, the the Mr.
02:08:16
ruins of their fingers.
02:08:17
Just like her hair.
02:08:21
Excellent.
02:08:22
I should play that for you.
02:08:25
I hate to relive it.
02:08:26
When would it be horrible if we relived it?
02:08:29
Relived?
02:08:29
Would the whole. Gary quit not showing up?
02:08:32
No. I'm going to review that episode.
02:08:37
We're going to do a live watch.
02:08:38
A lot of the Gary Pudding episode.
02:08:40
No, no, no.
02:08:43
Oh, okay. Six.
02:08:51
Everyone's.
02:08:55
You traveling?
02:08:56
You got any content?
02:08:57
I got two more deer.
02:08:58
I got one more deer.
02:08:59
Flattery, but it's not that good.
02:09:02
I got, I got the, I got the monologue interruption.
02:09:05
It sounds like you're in hotel. We're still playing.
02:09:07
We're in the jaws dorm in Georgia.
02:09:09
Our girl driver of Durham.
02:09:11
I wish I could play just the end of it.
02:09:13
Oh, these people want, you know,
02:09:17
where in the world is draw. You.
02:09:20
Well, this would constitute a good flight down.
02:09:24
Who are you in the same exact plane to tell the story.
02:09:31
Hits a truck like that clears up where he's been.
02:09:35
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
02:09:40
Well, tell me, where in the world Richard drew.
02:09:44
Yo, Georgia.
02:09:50
Is he in Saint Louis? No.
02:09:56
Is there any comments of guessing where he is?
02:09:58
Because it's not really that much fun unless the viewers play.
02:10:05
Well, I flew into one state
02:10:06
and then drove to another, so make that make sense.
02:10:10
Oh, then you're in Kansas City.
02:10:12
You're missing Darko or the other one.
02:10:16
It would have been dark out anywhere. No.
02:10:18
At a clown in a very country.
02:10:22
Country a, you're in a dark.
02:10:25
Remember? Countries, they're potent.
02:10:27
Like when you think of like, don't say it's like, this is like,
02:10:30
I'm sorry, what am I here?
02:10:32
The thing of dumb white people, this is what this is like one of the top.
02:10:35
Right.
02:10:36
So I'm going to insult no matter what state I say next.
02:10:39
So I really can't win here.
02:10:41
I'm going to
02:10:41
say Washington, DC, because I know you're not there.
02:10:44
It's funny,
02:10:47
but, Virgin Virginia, are you close?
02:10:51
Oh, shit. I'm Virginia.
02:10:53
What's that one? Where's the what's that one?
02:10:56
Up north from there where all the oil miners are from?
02:10:59
How far north Canada is that?
02:11:01
Virgina.
02:11:03
The only thing that's the only one of north.
02:11:05
And it's Canadia.
02:11:07
I say oil miners.
02:11:08
I meant coal miners.
02:11:12
Fucks and oil miner.
02:11:13
I don't know what I said.
02:11:17
Happy pride month.
02:11:19
I'm so proud.
02:11:21
Why you got a kid like that?
02:11:24
No, just people that are willing to ask.
02:11:25
Fuck another man at.
02:11:28
Yeah, it's quite an accomplishment.
02:11:29
I'm so proud I couldn't do it.
02:11:32
I just couldn't believe it's in your mouth.
02:11:37
It's very difficult.
02:11:39
It's weird that you went in that order.
02:11:41
I'm just saying, I think it's very.
02:11:42
Just a mouth to mouth.
02:11:47
Do you think it's difficult
02:11:48
to put a penis in your mouth?
02:11:52
I could try to put my own penis in my mouth
02:11:54
before I put anything in my ass.
02:11:56
So I would say no.
02:11:59
Is that okay if you suck your own penis? No.
02:12:02
It was this guy that a little like that?
02:12:05
Yeah.
02:12:06
Some very gay specialist.
02:12:08
Hear a bunch of echo gay echo gecko.
02:12:12
Fuck you. Gay.
02:12:14
I think you guys.
02:12:17
So what we're going to talk about today
02:12:19
is how.
02:12:22
Dear faggy, on the bed.
02:12:26
My fiancee.
02:12:27
I'm sorry.
02:12:27
My wife and I have been arguing almost every day.
02:12:30
We have been verbally and emotionally hurting each other, I guess
02:12:34
I love her very much, but I have a severe alcohol disorder
02:12:39
and I want to stop.
02:12:41
So I've tried to to.
02:12:44
Yeah.
02:12:44
What does that mean?
02:12:47
I drink it in the wrong order.
02:12:52
No, actually, she has a severe alcohol disorder, and he wants her to stop.
02:12:56
She keeps begging me for money.
02:12:57
Whenever she runs out.
02:12:59
She wants me to buy her more alcohol, but I refuse.
02:13:02
She is a mean and abusive to the people she loves, including me, making me
02:13:05
stop a podcast.
02:13:06
I suffer from anxiety and depression,
02:13:08
and I'm seeing a therapist to deal with my mental health.
02:13:11
My the rapist suggested that my fiance and I have couples counseling.
02:13:15
We are on a waiting list and I'm also looking into attending
02:13:19
an I anon meeting.
02:13:22
Sorry says Al-Anon meeting, but I anon meeting some time I'm in.
02:13:25
I know an alcohol anonymous meeting.
02:13:29
I don't know what else to do to save my relationship, but please help.
02:13:32
Signed ultimatum in Michigan.
02:13:36
Basically, they're saying
02:13:37
it's the drinking or the podcast
02:13:41
I would take.
02:13:42
The drinking.
02:13:47
I would take the podcast.
02:13:48
I understand why you're depressed in Michigan, too,
02:13:49
because you're on a waiting list for the rapist.
02:13:56
And strange raping
02:13:58
list therapist is pronounced the rapist, you see.
02:14:02
And it's it makes it completely different.
02:14:06
Really?
02:14:07
Because you hear that this is an annoying.
02:14:12
The rapist is not a new one.
02:14:16
I think you just came up with.
02:14:18
Oh, Gary Beck.
02:14:22
Wait, there it is.
02:14:29
Some questions have arisen.
02:14:32
When am I coming back to the live show?
02:14:34
Why are my hands so dirty?
02:14:37
I don't know.
02:14:40
And it looks like its face is dirty.
02:14:42
To where? It's.
02:14:44
I think it's permanent.
02:14:45
Yeah, we'll leave the show.
02:14:47
Is Gary's new job.
02:14:49
Which is great, because that's my name.
02:14:52
Are you in Alabama?
02:14:53
Also, you know, Gary Busey is,
02:14:57
from the crazy side of the Gary spectrum.
02:14:59
Gary Cole, Louisiana
02:15:02
child. No, that's that's black.
02:15:04
Poor area.
02:15:05
It's, domestic acts.
02:15:07
It's close, to Kansas.
02:15:10
There's there's some other important Gary's.
02:15:14
I don't even think I make the Mount Rushmore.
02:15:18
So, this should be a good show.
02:15:21
I'm looking forward to it,
02:15:24
but he's not now, tater.
02:15:26
Okay. And executive producer.
02:15:28
Now, I will say I did.
02:15:30
I not executive producer.
02:15:32
The number one fan as above.
02:15:35
So below.
02:15:40
If what you say.
02:15:40
I missed the clue.
02:15:41
You flew. Where? What?
02:15:44
You flew too close to the sun
02:15:47
zooms.
02:15:50
What the hell, man?
02:15:53
I hope you did that to your voice.
02:15:54
Because if your voice is just doing that, I'm thinking I'm having a stroke.
02:16:01
It's really fucked up.
02:16:05
This was the other.
02:16:07
I got a second carry one there, but I got to find this one first.
02:16:10
I just have to find it.
02:16:13
I don't care how long it takes.
02:16:14
And,
02:16:17
you know, your audio is lagging right?
02:16:21
I mean,
02:16:23
you sound totally drunk.
02:16:25
No. Return
02:16:29
of, the mirrors or the.
02:16:32
No, it's not better at all.
02:16:39
Sounds kind of cool, actually.
02:16:40
It's not cool, though, but.
02:16:44
Little voice heard consoles, right?
02:16:47
Don't be.
02:16:50
It it's Rushmore.
02:16:51
I thought I played it.
02:16:56
Is. Let's see what she's saying.
02:16:58
Like a little shorthand for cocktails. A man, it's a lucky guess.
02:17:00
What? It's nothing else to stuff. Exactly. I can do.
02:17:02
Stupid, discreet.
02:17:03
Kismet. Twist.
02:17:04
Hey, skirt. Skip. That's bit. Hopefully.
02:17:08
Scuse me.
02:17:08
Twist. Say skirt.
02:17:09
Skip. Last
02:17:11
chance to see your fork like a horse.
02:17:13
Oh, muddy truck.
02:17:14
Crap. Once again. So.
02:17:17
Sledge race Monday.
02:17:19
Give me a break. Stupidity.
02:17:21
Play park experiences speed.
02:17:22
Make someone kill our planet.
02:17:24
Shake the for aliens because the great Mac and this is your chance.
02:17:28
Paradox sportscaster and research phenomena.
02:17:30
Wave signal. Reality. Sleep.
02:17:32
Pledge. Rest fields.
02:17:33
Logic or peace.
02:17:34
While a human desolation shakes.
02:17:36
But the truth should unite opposite 70 765 burns both numbers decimals
02:17:41
I smokers joints till I talk of you spark definitive reality cuts through haze
02:17:45
zombie shuffle.
02:17:46
Creator must be giants myth proof that things to hope never means storm.
02:17:50
Sun splits part quality community stage.
02:17:52
Whatever
02:17:54
controversies last come out buddy laws.
02:17:56
Now a shack has something genetic is cloud agency like quickly
02:18:00
this may a single post
02:18:01
chatting another your walls call so appreciative for a punch cards.
02:18:04
It's a slow firehose.
02:18:05
It's a shame it takes a conviction.
02:18:07
Breaks roughshod over more than just metaphysics.
02:18:09
Like possibly drinking excess colors.
02:18:11
Burst resonates mind defy the necessary circuitry.
02:18:15
Castle full college creep in the night.
02:18:16
Christine sludge which ignites like swirls
02:18:19
of cultural street smoke from a courtyard to see truth.
02:18:23
Not yet.
02:18:24
Just word ambiguity clouds them
02:18:27
which raise voice for souls faster to divinity.
02:18:30
Soft takes more megaliths.
02:18:31
God to is a proxy fight storm help me stands for a people branded life.
02:18:36
Milford to strip change.
02:18:37
Bootstrap with a scary stare. Yeah. Shenanigans.
02:18:39
Twist, twist.
02:18:40
Oh, the whole waves crashing for now.
02:18:42
I know of all the scrolls, my space time, crochet spark.
02:18:46
So information we paradox just makes you throw all the dice crumbles.
02:18:50
Kids show you see a face
02:18:52
cause cracks is not here man.
02:18:54
Flesh, brains, fights, apathy.
02:18:56
Walkers, souls fight backs on the list.
02:18:57
They could truly be gods.
02:18:59
Top is clear.
02:18:59
Call 158623.
02:19:02
Which?
02:19:10
Monday 2 p.m.
02:19:11
eastern. Stands tall.
02:19:14
Going to the fight.
02:19:19
Amen.
02:19:21
This.
02:19:25
I'm trying to find that,
02:19:28
but I'm not able to.
02:19:37
I don't know, so we don't.
02:19:38
There's no chance that any of a match.
02:19:40
So what I'm saying here is everybody's got all these awesome ideas,
02:19:43
and that's the solid part we want is another interesting concept,
02:19:46
the like that
02:19:47
I never mentioned because I think I'm the only one that expresses it in
02:19:48
mental effect to basically group any large group of people.
02:19:51
Remember, because I seem to remember Amanda
02:19:54
be everything forward towards an island doesn't explain anything.
02:19:58
Guys, what does
02:20:00
come tell you.
02:20:01
Yeah, but that is a helper or.
02:20:06
I guess we heard.
02:20:07
So when she said you use the pool to argue against or for the Bible, you know, help
02:20:12
me was to, I looked a couple older, just like there was no reason.
02:20:16
Yeah. A lot of people see like that. It came out of nowhere.
02:20:19
Nothing comes out of nowhere, by the way.
02:20:20
By the way, people are so self-centered that purview is considered a lie.
02:20:23
The way up.
02:20:25
Okay, I looked up.
02:20:26
Me just means spouse or helper or there's an organization to help me.
02:20:30
And that's to help.
02:20:31
I forget already, but it's blurring.
02:20:33
It's a couples therapy method that you can use the Bible to argue against.
02:20:36
Or for the Bible, you know, tell me, was is it?
02:20:39
It just means you partner or spouse or helper friend.
02:20:43
Should we go right to the other one?
02:20:44
There we go. Okay, so yeah.
02:20:46
So I guess oh okay.
02:20:51
I got I guess we heard us.
02:20:56
Is it, it just means, you know, partner or spouse
02:21:00
or helper or friend even.
02:21:04
Should we go right to the other monologue.
02:21:06
There we go.
02:21:08
Oh wait. It's not. Look, do you look how excited he got?
02:21:10
He actually thought she was going to come on and talk to him, but he said,
02:21:13
please come on the podcast and tell us, talk about let's talk.
02:21:15
Have your moment to talk about religion.
02:21:16
Take your side, your point of view.
02:21:19
For all we know, it could have convinced Gary to be
02:21:22
theistic again,
02:21:24
but instead.
02:21:25
And I feel bad about doing this. But it is.
02:21:27
It is a part of the law. Now people,
02:21:30
you know who the first
02:21:31
Lord was part of the law was very it just means,
02:21:35
you know, partner or spouse or helper or friend, even
02:21:41
or friend.
02:21:42
We be timing other monologue.
02:21:44
There we go.
02:21:46
Oh wait, it's not done it still.
02:21:48
But your little fucking podcast is perfect.
02:21:53
Oh. There.
02:21:55
Okay. Oh.
02:21:59
Yeah. Oh, wow.
02:22:00
That is not a happy ad worth it.
02:22:04
What is that?
02:22:05
You're a fucking partner or spouse or helper.
02:22:08
A friend, even.
02:22:11
The timing is incredible, too.
02:22:12
He's he's literally defining.
02:22:14
Help me. Oh, shit. I went way too far.
02:22:17
Oh. Was an expert.
02:22:20
I looked up. Help me.
02:22:22
Just means spouse or helper or, there is an organization.
02:22:27
Help me.
02:22:28
And that's to help.
02:22:30
I forget already, but it's whatever.
02:22:34
It's a couple's therapy method that you can use the Bible to argue against.
02:22:40
Or for the Bible.
02:22:43
You know who the first helped me was?
02:22:46
Is it?
02:22:47
It just means, you know, partner or spouse or helper, a friend, even
02:22:53
or friend even.
02:22:54
Should we go right to the other moms?
02:22:56
Cue the help me.
02:22:57
There we go. Oh, wait, it's not done yet.
02:23:00
Still put
02:23:03
your little fucking podcast is perfect.
02:23:06
Oh. Oh, I'm trying.
02:23:11
Hold on.
02:23:12
Oh! Whoa! Wow.
02:23:15
Oh, no.
02:23:18
She drops two F-bombs.
02:23:22
I just have one.
02:23:23
I heard one. Fuck.
02:23:24
She says hopefully this is worth it.
02:23:28
Oh. Of your little fucking bag.
02:23:30
This is worth it. Later. Fuck.
02:23:32
This is. Yeah, I got get.
02:23:35
I guess we heard.
02:23:38
So when she said worth it, what does that mean?
02:23:41
I don't know, because, I mean, I guess I'm not allowed to be either.
02:23:46
It's worth nothing.
02:23:48
And it came out of nowhere.
02:23:52
That makes sense because
02:23:53
of the video we just watched.
02:23:56
Fuck. So, yeah.
02:23:57
How you feel now?
02:23:58
You hurt, now you feel how I feel.
02:24:01
Why did you do that?
02:24:04
Why did you show up?
02:24:05
You knew it was going to happen.
02:24:06
He did that.
02:24:08
This is his fault.
02:24:09
I was, I was shocked.
02:24:11
Well, everything's our own fault. That's the best thing.
02:24:13
That's the best way to start is take accountability.
02:24:16
Responsibility for our actions isn't Gary.
02:24:20
But it will be up.
02:24:22
Topic isn't Gary, but it will be eventually.
02:24:26
I I've wanted to do a roast of fladge for a while now.
02:24:29
It will be eventually, but I did.
02:24:32
I did hear mentioned that the grammar.
02:24:35
So I was talking about how I don't like over reviews.
02:24:38
We pronounce grandmother over 18 and over
02:24:42
her 18 and all grammar 18 and up
02:24:45
has been abbreviated in writing to 18 with a little plus sign.
02:24:49
Now the announcers the this
02:24:53
the commercials, the announcers say
02:24:56
they read it verbatim.
02:24:58
18 plus that's over abbreviation.
02:25:03
Let's see.
02:25:04
I'm afraid of horses.
02:25:06
Do it. That horses as above, so below.
02:25:09
The afraid of horses.
02:25:14
This is why if a horse.
02:25:25
Gets the Brady and Roger Brady and or Gary.
02:25:29
As above and so below.
02:25:32
They copy.
02:25:33
So blows Brady and for sure we're doing it our way.
02:25:38
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:25:41
And your show with Brady and Rory.
02:25:45
It's their show now Brady.
02:25:47
Draw.
02:25:56
So I asked for a bunch of silent I go, hey.
02:25:59
And I was joking.
02:25:59
I said,
02:26:00
can you give me like ten minutes of video of you just moving around,
02:26:02
acting like you're talking, but don't move your mouth
02:26:03
because one of the things about Gary is his mouth will move when Gary's talking.
02:26:07
From the clip, I took it. It looks a little odd.
02:26:22
You could have just talked and said some random stuff, I mean,
02:26:25
or you could just say, get this from or you don't want the mouth moving.
02:26:29
Yeah, I know if the mouth moves, like.
02:26:30
And he'll sit there and he'll do this long, like kind of a dramatic pause.
02:26:35
The original talking will make his mouth.
02:26:36
I'll fuck up and shit.
02:26:38
But I don't care.
02:26:39
I just don't care. It's.
02:26:42
Gary is one step away from the old things where there was a cut out magazine
02:26:45
and the person's lips would talk, like on The Tonight Show.
02:26:49
It's not that important.
02:26:50
The quality is all I'm saying.
02:26:58
But then.
02:27:03
So, yeah, we need a wellness, check on,
02:27:07
the old host.
02:27:08
Yeah. I think, she's throwing.
02:27:10
I think she's throwing his shit on the front lawn right now.
02:27:14
Yeah,
02:27:16
yeah, that's not fair.
02:27:18
I mean, I would have I would have stuck by the decision.
02:27:22
We we versus eight ratings wars.
02:27:24
Does it even matter anymore?
02:27:28
There's a ratings war
02:27:31
is there I would know.
02:27:32
Well, one would have to they would have to like,
02:27:34
one would have to get close enough to the other one's ratings
02:27:38
for which who's the
02:27:41
bigger.
02:27:44
Yeah.
02:27:44
You know, they're actually a thing.
02:27:48
Isn't anyone is is funded by a billionaire.
02:27:52
That's how they're able to get by
02:27:54
another book mean. What's up with that?
02:27:56
People who leave dirty tissues on the table.
02:27:58
We had one nose picking one.
02:27:59
Now we have dirty tissues on the table.
02:28:02
Look around.
02:28:03
I have no dirty tissues.
02:28:06
It's gross.
02:28:10
Yeah, I'm a garbage bitch.
02:28:18
No religion.
02:28:19
Sorry.
02:28:19
We can't do religion on the Brady anti-war show.
02:28:26
How about.
02:28:33
What is it?
02:28:34
I don't know what that means.
02:28:35
Stratton versus flair.
02:28:37
Pale imitation.
02:28:40
Is that wrestling?
02:28:43
Yeah.
02:28:45
Tiffany Stratton,
02:28:48
the kid was going to call in.
02:28:49
We sent her the link, but
02:28:51
I think once they heard it was going to be on, they didn't care.
02:28:55
Yeah, they stayed tuned in and we're all excited.
02:28:59
I think I got two more videos,
02:29:01
slick and tricky.
02:29:04
And they are wrestling.
02:29:05
So it is a good segue.
02:29:08
I like I like it when the segue is work.
02:29:11
I don't like it when I remove the video though, as suppose like,
02:29:15
oh sweet,
02:29:17
that's that Mexican foo foo shit right there.
02:29:24
But I suppose I.
02:29:28
I. Was like, wait, I'm confused.
02:29:35
Are they regular size and a giant ring?
02:29:42
No, no, I see it now.
02:29:43
Micro micro wrestling.
02:29:46
Micro wrestling is a real thing.
02:29:48
Midget bowling is a real thing.
02:29:53
That ain't right.
02:29:56
Yeah.
02:29:57
Oh, we have craft that think.
02:29:59
Oh, how come?
02:30:02
Gary didn't mention at all his, his girl, Sabrina Carpenter.
02:30:07
She's got, I mean, I don't have it screwed up at all,
02:30:10
but she's got some pretty risque photo shoot that's out there from some magazine.
02:30:15
And then also, she's got a new album coming out, apparently.
02:30:19
Yeah, yeah, we we showed the single on it last week with their ass hanging out.
02:30:23
Don't you watch the show?
02:30:24
I don't know,
02:30:26
we premiered it on the, Flashdance show last week.
02:30:30
We did my we did.
02:30:32
I Don't Watch again.
02:30:34
That's good.
02:30:35
The show definitely performs better watching it.
02:30:37
Ever since Gary left.
02:30:39
Yeah, it's.
02:30:40
It kind of sucks.
02:30:41
It's going to suck again.
02:30:43
We suck. Do we suck again?
02:30:45
That's not.
02:30:46
I know we suck again.
02:30:50
Yeah, and some things.
02:30:52
Dude, that's huge.
02:30:53
But, in a note here, and for some reason, my note disappeared.
02:30:56
So it's a deleted
02:30:59
have to the war.
02:31:01
No, no, it's just my apple note that I keep my show stuff
02:31:06
in, which wasn't a lot of stuff, but for some reason.
02:31:09
Is your Apple note a minor?
02:31:12
I call it a minor.
02:31:15
All that work for a fucking.
02:31:17
I mean, first of all, you ruined a perfectly good record.
02:31:22
You don't know if it's a good record,
02:31:25
perfectly usable record.
02:31:27
You really playable record.
02:31:37
I don't know.
02:31:40
That's ugly as shit,
02:31:43
right?
02:31:43
I mean, yeah, that's kind of a stupid laugh.
02:31:48
I would have rather just bought a lampshade
02:31:51
and put it on the bottle or just one.
02:31:53
Just got got it. Got a lamp.
02:31:55
Yeah. That's not a lampshade.
02:31:57
That was a lamp cover that covered all the light like a shade.
02:32:01
Let's some light through right.
02:32:04
I we don't even know what gonna be.
02:32:06
Blush shade.
02:32:12
So we have,
02:32:12
we haven't covered the, Can't wait.
02:32:17
How much on this show?
02:32:19
Yeah, because, you know,
02:32:22
Gary, we don't have to cover the Ditty Trial, though, but I didn't.
02:32:26
I only showed up.
02:32:28
Somebody made a, Did he,
02:32:31
yeah.
02:32:31
Did this, sick?
02:32:33
Our news or our legal system is the headline was Kanye makes cameo at.
02:32:38
Did he try
02:32:40
makes a cameo.
02:32:42
Cameo is what it said
02:32:45
weird. And nobody knows.
02:32:46
Nobody knows why he was there. He's.
02:32:47
I think he said he was giving his support to a friend or some shit like that.
02:32:51
Where? Well,
02:32:53
we got this, theme song
02:32:57
intro for the ditty.
02:33:00
Wait, where's the where's the song?
02:33:02
There's just this day and the.
02:33:06
It's a rare condition this day.
02:33:09
And they did the man the freak off with so much rage.
02:33:13
The strangest addiction that you'll ever find.
02:33:17
So people say that he's losing his mind.
02:33:21
Well, then there must be some magic juice inside.
02:33:25
The one I just saw.
02:33:28
Cause all I see is a chocolate thing.
02:33:32
Mint, milk frosted over everything.
02:33:35
Think thinking
02:33:37
days gone by.
02:33:40
It's something.
02:33:41
Anyway.
02:33:42
Lingerie.
02:33:52
I don't think it's family matters
02:33:53
enough as much as it should.
02:33:58
It definitely does.
02:34:02
Is Lola Vice's
02:34:04
NXT breakout and Mae inspired storyline?
02:34:09
I don't know who the fuck Lola voices.
02:34:12
All right, what was the question?
02:34:14
Fair enough.
02:34:15
Something about her breakout. Is it?
02:34:16
It may
02:34:19
inspired.
02:34:20
Oh, you just killed it.
02:34:22
Yep, I did, it was just weird timing,
02:34:25
so we didn't know it, so I was moving on.
02:34:32
Darby, is it Allin or Allen?
02:34:36
Allen or Darby Allen's high risk
02:34:38
storyline with a top heels?
02:34:42
No idea what that means.
02:34:44
I don't know if there's a high risk story.
02:34:46
While you're answering, let's get Carrie's answer.
02:34:51
Good girl.
02:34:53
Why? Why do you feel like I grab my coat?
02:34:55
I throw my hand up.
02:35:01
He doesn't even know what
02:35:02
he does when he talks like.
02:35:06
No, it's it's funny to say
02:35:08
when it matches up with anything.
02:35:12
You. Oh, yeah. Definitely.
02:35:13
Because he's going to point up and down at the end.
02:35:15
I think
02:35:17
that's the most helpful.
02:35:19
Yeah.
02:35:20
He's totally, totally bitching at his wife.
02:35:23
Right?
02:35:26
He's sweating. I'm so angry.
02:35:27
So that's I tell him, dude, drinking really screws up the illusion to say,
02:35:30
you know, as he talks right through it.
02:35:34
Did you see it?
02:35:35
Did you catch it?
02:35:36
Yeah.
02:35:37
The fuck?
02:35:41
You ever get tapped on the top of your head
02:35:42
and there's nobody in your fucking room?
02:35:45
There was someone there. You didn't see him?
02:35:47
No, I didn't,
02:35:50
you weren't looking.
02:35:53
This is going to be the new start or end of every show right there.
02:35:59
As above.
02:35:59
So below.
02:36:01
Up. Down. Bitch.
02:36:02
Yeah. You know what? I think I got those.
02:36:03
You ever see those little,
02:36:04
They're like black beetles with too little red stripes on them?
02:36:09
Stink bugs?
02:36:11
No, they don't stink.
02:36:12
They're just regular. I don't know what. They have a name.
02:36:14
There's some kind of Oriental eggroll name, but.
02:36:16
Oh, I don't think we're allowed to say that.
02:36:19
I think it's Asian.
02:36:20
If you use the term Asian.
02:36:22
I'm hoping that Asian Middle.
02:36:25
And that's some weird.
02:36:27
I don't know what.
02:36:35
Rare condition.
02:36:37
This the name?
02:36:41
I got ten minutes of this shit.
02:36:43
16 seconds at a time.
02:36:47
Yeah.
02:36:48
He's whacking off. Okay. Got a second?
02:36:51
What the fuck was that?
02:36:52
What were you in January? Whacking off? What the fuck?
02:36:59
Yeah.
02:36:59
What the hell is that? What are you doing?
02:37:02
Churning some butter?
02:37:04
What the fuck?
02:37:06
We can work with that one.
02:37:09
We can work that.
02:37:13
Where's my playlist manager?
02:37:15
There it is.
02:37:16
Playlist.
02:37:17
Well, we got this one to second.
02:37:20
Continuing the saga.
02:37:23
Sound.
02:37:24
You stole my baby. Gigi. You unit.
02:37:27
You stole my baby mama for free.
02:37:30
Cause it's time to take down poor town for 50 days.
02:37:34
Going crazy on Instagram.
02:37:36
We could have bumped celebrities who love the party.
02:37:40
Is free off time
02:37:43
that way, baby.
02:37:45
Astral glide honey packs, rhino pills,
02:37:48
magic mushrooms, MDMA, baby oil.
02:37:51
Let me see that man. China, you've reached the climax.
02:37:54
I'm tired of the paparazzi.
02:37:55
I'm standing off season.
02:37:56
Oh, for rent money for free.
02:37:59
Can't bring down your Mighty Morphin Freaky Rangers.
02:38:05
Sexy cannot just party my manners.
02:38:11
Pretty good.
02:38:18
And then finally.
02:38:20
Yeah.
02:38:21
My guy with the bicycle.
02:38:39
Yeah.
02:38:39
Who comes their bike in the street?
02:38:41
Who's the dick?
02:38:44
Wait
02:38:46
there. Just threw the
02:38:48
I don't know, there is no answer.
02:38:50
And I wonder if this is. I.
02:38:54
Was really?
02:38:54
Well, yeah. Everything's.
02:38:56
Thanks.
02:38:56
Oh, no no no, I think it's good to dump the bricks.
02:38:59
There's bricks right there in the of the video.
02:39:01
Snap to whatever. There.
02:39:03
Right there.
02:39:04
Whatever is that transition there is that it just ran over
02:39:08
because there's a change in some.
02:39:12
Whatever's on the truck is sitting on a pallet right here.
02:39:15
You see that?
02:39:17
It looks the same.
02:39:19
So maybe they are moving bricks.
02:39:32
What is it, then?
02:39:33
The water.
02:39:36
That just somewhere where there's some background.
02:39:38
Can we see the rest of it? Why are they.
02:39:41
That's it.
02:39:42
That's all there is.
02:39:45
I don't know.
02:39:46
The Gary video.
02:39:47
That makes. It doesn't make sense.
02:39:50
I got Will Smith's new, masterpiece.
02:39:53
I've been trying to save it for as long as I could.
02:39:55
Like, I will the two things left.
02:39:57
I go Will Smith's rap masterpiece, or I have truck versus woke lesbian.
02:40:02
Two best things of the show.
02:40:03
What do we do first?
02:40:05
I think we should do Wilson. Oh, no.
02:40:06
Okay,
02:40:08
so the best for
02:40:10
localizing.
02:40:12
So first of all, I think Will Smith is gay in some form or another,
02:40:16
at least level gay.
02:40:22
This this song is going to say more than he says.
02:40:27
It's a bad time
02:40:27
to talk about gay, by the way.
02:40:30
Well, it's been a problem.
02:40:33
You're sitting a little gay.
02:40:34
I was a little boy.
02:40:37
Actually, I think it's gotten worse.
02:40:39
I need your honest rap opinion of this song.
02:40:42
I thought I had it under control, but
02:40:47
I'm literally experiencing it right now.
02:40:51
Like, literally this second.
02:40:53
Oh, and
02:40:57
how would you define this problem?
02:41:01
Can you make me understand?
02:41:07
Like pretty
02:41:08
girls, girls, girls, girls, girls.
02:41:11
I love pretty girl girls, girls, girls.
02:41:16
And damn right it's true.
02:41:18
It's the truth.
02:41:19
This is release.
02:41:22
Girls, girls, girls, girls.
02:41:25
Y'all gotta wait in line tonight.
02:41:27
There's ready for the line tonight.
02:41:30
Five plus five. You die tonight.
02:41:32
It's a full house. Better play your cards right.
02:41:34
I'm opposed.
02:41:34
Yo, look, if you post, make one phone call you in both
02:41:38
head, shoulders, knees, toes. Pull up.
02:41:41
Wait. Oh, I'm about to do something.
02:41:45
The fuck that sting.
02:41:48
I spent it on you in your bestie.
02:41:50
You in your tent on a jet ski.
02:41:52
I'll change your life if you let like pretty girls, girls, girls, girls.
02:41:57
Do you know who writes a song with the hook saying, I like pretty girls.
02:41:59
I like pretty girls. Honest, honest.
02:42:01
I like pretty girls
02:42:02
a gay man, yeah.
02:42:05
I love pretty girls, girls, girls, girl.
02:42:09
I like pretty girls.
02:42:11
And then some girl in his team probably said, you know, that sounds a little,
02:42:15
sexist, mass masochist, sis, whatever that word is that you try
02:42:19
to let everybody know that he's just trying to get back at his wife or he.
02:42:23
It's this.
02:42:24
He had this little thing at the end
02:42:25
that all women are pretty girls, girls, girls, girls.
02:42:29
It's talking about girls. I know that world.
02:42:31
Girls, girls, girls. Yeah,
02:42:35
all the pretty girls.
02:42:36
Would you drink? Well, if I get you anything.
02:42:38
You think I'll think, like people that stand for bad, bad breakup.
02:42:43
I been in your club all night in the section picture perfect.
02:42:46
I swear you perfection.
02:42:48
I like you, you you you.
02:42:50
It don't matter about your complexion.
02:42:52
There's not a lot of women.
02:42:53
Not pretty to me.
02:42:55
I mean, she's pretty to me.
02:42:57
And I ain't talking bout just a pretty.
02:42:58
You say?
02:43:00
But to might pretty girls, girls, girls, girls.
02:43:05
I love pretty girls.
02:43:07
Has the, mark on I like pretty
02:43:10
girls, girls, girls, girls, girls.
02:43:13
I love pretty girls, girls, girls girls.
02:43:17
Yeah.
02:43:19
Vanilla.
02:43:19
Chocolate strawberry lemon pie.
02:43:22
Every time the lemon. Truth about me.
02:43:25
Ain't too many women ain't ready to make it.
02:43:28
Too many women ain't pretty to make it.
02:43:30
Too many women ain't pretty to me.
02:43:32
Ain't too many women ain't pretty to me.
02:43:34
Yeah, as far as I can see.
02:43:40
You know I'm.
02:43:44
I like pretty girls.
02:43:46
What the fuck starts a conversation like that?
02:43:49
Pretty girls don't.
02:43:53
I like pretty?
02:44:00
Girls.
02:44:04
Girls, girls.
02:44:05
Very ego.
02:44:07
Girls girls girls girls.
02:44:17
So we need a whole bunch of credit for this.
02:44:20
So what do you think?
02:44:22
I thought there might like,
02:44:23
like, be a marvel cutscene for his next video to tease.
02:44:26
Oh, no.
02:44:26
I got a marvel cut scene.
02:44:28
What a fucking.
02:44:29
What a great you.
02:44:30
It's what it's all about.
02:44:32
Hey, yo, you telling me you cheating on me with a fake skater,
02:44:36
Listen, I can explain. Don't flip out, okay? Stop.
02:44:38
Won't stop.
02:44:39
Okay, see,
02:44:40
now you're going to dude who wears a wedding dress just to go to Starbucks.
02:44:43
And no more free calls for you.
02:44:45
Please relax.
02:44:46
How about I call the Punisher over and rub his man milk all over your chest?
02:44:50
Hey, yo, check this out.
02:44:51
Don't you ever say his name around me.
02:44:54
Unless you got baby oil all over your body.
02:44:56
Glistening like a disco ball.
02:44:58
I'm gonna go ahead and teach your little boyfriend a lesson.
02:45:01
Stop forcing me to understand myself.
02:45:03
Don't nobody get to sleep with my girl unless I get to watch.
02:45:09
Okay?
02:45:09
Boy, did he say anything about Tupac?
02:45:12
Dang.
02:45:13
Nice crib.
02:45:14
Video two fact I think you'll mind if I take a look around.
02:45:19
I'm going to sue him in ten years when I run out of money.
02:45:21
Oh hell no. We got to break up.
02:45:23
I'm gonna have to teach you a little lesson for going behind my back.
02:45:29
What, you mean my car on fire?
02:45:31
That's what you get for not drinking any Ciroc.
02:45:34
Bad boy.
02:45:35
Baby, don't worry.
02:45:36
I'ma go talk to him day and night.
02:45:39
Hey, yo, come get any of these three.
02:45:40
Yo, you can't go one. Go find out. Playboy.
02:45:43
What did you was banging my girl without letting me see Rose.
02:45:47
You think that's cool?
02:45:48
You let her ride the baloney pony?
02:45:51
Let us see this skin steak.
02:45:54
What about Diddy?
02:45:55
What about my car?
02:45:57
Oh, no.
02:45:58
What you talking about?
02:46:01
Kid Cudi?
02:46:02
You're telling me that was Jaden?
02:46:05
Has you got a Dollar Ex? What did he say?
02:46:10
The check that soon.
02:46:10
Okay, cut.
02:46:11
He's a rapper
02:46:12
and was was fooling around with her a bit and can tell daddy found out.
02:46:16
And allegedly Puff Daddy tried to blow up kid Teddy's car did blow up Kelly's car.
02:46:21
And so,
02:46:23
Yeah.
02:46:23
And then, there's references to, this is cookery.
02:46:28
And that's what,
02:46:29
you know, what a lot of the cases that, daddy would like watching
02:46:33
other men have sex with his chicken, that he she kind of was forced into it.
02:46:38
Also that he liked,
02:46:41
that's a good helpmate or not letting your other men.
02:46:44
Yeah.
02:46:45
You think cooking is help, mate or not, I don't know.
02:46:49
Hey, guys.
02:46:50
Help me would be, letting your woman or not
02:46:53
another man come having that man grab the come and then spread that.
02:46:56
Come on. Your nipples. Let's let's be your.
02:46:58
Help. Me love you, man.
02:47:02
That may have been the wrong try, but it still worked.
02:47:04
Yeah.
02:47:04
Come on, somebody better check on Molly.
02:47:07
You got a dollar,
02:47:09
Molly or sandwich shops to make?
02:47:11
Restaurants. Even.
02:47:13
You gotta come inside another.
02:47:15
You gotta know.
02:47:16
You gotta go.
02:47:20
I got in
02:47:23
on this.
02:47:23
Let's go.
02:47:24
She's having some interactions there about
02:47:27
the Plaza Casino with shops, two liquor stores, even.
02:47:31
You gotta
02:47:33
you gotta know.
02:47:34
You gotta go.
02:47:37
Well,
02:47:38
I'll check back in with Molly in just a moment.
02:47:41
Got down.
02:47:42
So she's having some interactions there.
02:47:43
Obviously.
02:47:46
You don't have a dollar.
02:47:49
I give you the.
02:47:52
And finally.
02:47:59
So, you know there's been a lot
02:48:00
of protesting over the weekend.
02:48:03
All right.
02:48:04
This had this happened at one of the Kings.
02:48:06
Yeah.
02:48:07
If, they're protesting no kings, the no Kings protest
02:48:13
is because, you know, we haven't had a king in 250 years.
02:48:16
And he's like king. King.
02:48:18
We do.
02:48:20
This is going to do.
02:48:24
This is bald lesbian versus
02:48:26
Chevrolet 5500.
02:48:30
I thought it was a mack truck at first,
02:48:31
but it's a giant super.
02:48:35
What are those things called?
02:48:36
Let me think. The limousine. But it's a van.
02:48:39
The van is in.
02:48:39
I don't know what they're called, but it's like a limousine.
02:48:41
But a van.
02:48:42
It's a big ass fucking party bus.
02:48:45
Big ass party bus?
02:48:47
Sure you got a lady?
02:48:52
My money's on the party bus.
02:48:56
Wait, why is it masks on?
02:48:58
They're hiding there.
02:48:59
The those those masks are not on.
02:49:01
They're for fucking safety.
02:49:02
They're on there to hide their identity because they're doing shit
02:49:06
that's not actually legal.
02:49:08
I would say the lesbian bus woman.
02:49:10
Because she's got the glasses in the hat.
02:49:12
The other dude. That's not so.
02:49:15
Well, I'll easily take you out in the crowd
02:49:18
to wait and see the unkempt, the motherfucker, the sideshow Bob.
02:49:23
That doesn't look like these fucking.
02:49:26
So this is not a short video. This is good.
02:49:28
We're going to cover this.
02:49:30
No, no, no,
02:49:32
my people go watch my people go.
02:49:36
Who are her people
02:49:38
apparently get lost in the desert.
02:49:40
They got some lesbians. They got Butch Leslie's in there.
02:49:42
And the party name.
02:49:44
I would love to know what her people are.
02:49:46
This is the blue shirted bands of warm out.
02:49:48
There's these, like, I got this.
02:49:51
Yeah. He thinks it's their contest.
02:49:52
Last one to touch the car wins and.
02:49:57
That would be better.
02:49:58
That would be way more crazy.
02:50:00
He also has a nose mask on.
02:50:02
The worst mask is. That's his whole chin sticking out.
02:50:05
Well, was because his beard. He wants to get his beard.
02:50:07
He's not a he's not a walk around when he takes the mask off.
02:50:10
I have a beard that's like, got a fun fact.
02:50:13
Surgeons and firemen anywhere.
02:50:14
And anybody who wears masks for a living, guess what?
02:50:16
They can't have.
02:50:18
Oh, let them go.
02:50:20
That's.
02:50:22
And why is there really good help me.
02:50:25
Want to go?
02:50:26
You a picture? You don't.
02:50:29
They've been warned.
02:50:30
The truck.
02:50:31
The truck is showing incredible patience.
02:50:35
Yeah.
02:50:36
I love how he's mad.
02:50:38
At least somebody appeaser.
02:50:40
Who are your people? You know, at least
02:50:43
don't.
02:50:43
It's to
02:50:45
let my people go.
02:50:50
That was you.
02:50:51
Are you?
02:50:54
Down the road,
02:50:56
if you fall down and get run over by.
02:51:01
This is an example of women reasoning.
02:51:04
She thinks that.
02:51:05
Yeah.
02:51:08
Yeah, I think that's her hand.
02:51:09
Isn't that her hand?
02:51:12
Oh, I don't
02:51:14
oh no, that's the that's the guy.
02:51:16
The guy right there.
02:51:17
Her arm is her arms folded, holding on to the mirror.
02:51:22
You know, I that takes guts.
02:51:23
If you I was
02:51:24
I worked on a dock at one time when I was standing in front of a truck
02:51:27
in a place where I was not supposed to be, and the truck started to move.
02:51:31
Did not know I was there.
02:51:32
And I mean, I, I just boom, boom when the truck stopped immediately.
02:51:34
But that scared the shit out of me.
02:51:36
And I realized at that moment, truck, always a truck, always win.
02:51:42
And I made sure I always stayed off the dock.
02:51:44
Look. Sorry. Look out.
02:51:47
You go back.
02:51:48
You're going to kill me now she's saying is is for first
02:51:51
she was worried about her people.
02:51:52
Now she's worried about herself.
02:51:54
I'm always
02:51:56
people know what?
02:51:59
Look at all the people filming to
02:52:02
like at this point.
02:52:04
Spectacle.
02:52:05
At this point, if they're not in on it, they should be grabbing her
02:52:08
and dragging her off to the side before she dies.
02:52:11
Don't touch me.
02:52:14
Yeah, don't touch me.
02:52:16
Don't pull me, don't kill me.
02:52:18
I can't stop.
02:52:22
Oh, wait.
02:52:23
So I'm sorry.
02:52:23
People are trying to pull her off.
02:52:26
Fucking bastard!
02:52:28
Guys, don't me look at you.
02:52:31
Look at her. Go back up with.
02:52:34
Yeah.
02:52:35
Right there.
02:52:35
This person tries reasonably to grab her and say, get off!
02:52:39
As this woman is pleading for her life, literally saying, you're going to kill me.
02:52:43
You're going to kill me, you're going to kill me, you're going to kill me.
02:52:47
You know?
02:52:51
If only
02:52:51
somebody that she couldn't get killed, if there's only some action
02:52:54
she could take, please, either you're going to have to stop the truck,
02:52:57
or you're going to have to move. You dumb bitch.
02:52:59
Oh my gosh.
02:53:00
No, no!
02:53:05
The person in the Gilligan hat
02:53:06
and the blue shirt looks genuinely like she's trying to push against the truck.
02:53:10
Look at her push against the truck.
02:53:11
She's she's pushing against the truck.
02:53:15
You know what they need?
02:53:15
They need, like, one more woman on.
02:53:17
They're pushing, and they could probably stop this truck.
02:53:19
Look at the woman in blue. She's.
02:53:21
Look at the woman in blue.
02:53:22
Physically, I, I think if only what a lazy man would use his other hand, then
02:53:27
we would have like, he doesn't realize of the 20 men that are actually doing.
02:53:33
But the person grabs her arm and tries to pull her off.
02:53:35
Don't. She says, don't touch me.
02:53:37
I'm sorry. Look at me.
02:53:39
Go back.
02:53:40
Here comes, here comes help here comes up right there.
02:53:43
Look.
02:53:43
A reasonable man's arm just reached in,
02:53:46
going in harm's way, trying to save this poor, insane.
02:53:49
Well, she's clearly insane, right?
02:53:52
Yeah. What did she say?
02:53:54
You know what happened here? Don't touch me.
02:53:57
Let me see that fucker.
02:54:01
Got another one. Just don't touch me. Don't touch me!
02:54:04
Get the fuck off me, bitch!
02:54:07
Oh, it's kind of like Bonnie really?
02:54:11
Hold on now.
02:54:13
You hate when that happens.
02:54:16
Why are they calling me?
02:54:20
Sir, you left your,
02:54:24
Oh, we're
02:54:26
so. I don't mean to be safety first and all, but this woman's shoes untied.
02:54:30
She's going to get hurt.
02:54:31
What if she falls down under the truck, trips over her own shoelace?
02:54:34
Stop. You got a runner on first.
02:54:39
Now, see?
02:54:39
You're saying the wrong thing. Get out of the way.
02:54:41
You're going to get run over is the right way to help here.
02:54:44
Not when do they go after the driver instead of, like, going after the car?
02:54:48
Like the car.
02:54:49
You're not going to stop the car, but you can stop the driver.
02:54:51
All right.
02:54:52
I would agree with you if they were on the sidewalk, but
02:54:55
they're in the street.
02:54:56
The driver has a job to do.
02:54:58
What if he's trying to take children to the children's hospital?
02:55:02
What if this is an ambulance care? They don't.
02:55:04
They don't care.
02:55:04
They're just picking migrants out of the country.
02:55:07
Who cares?
02:55:08
What's
02:55:10
a brother?
02:55:10
Yeah, you gotta go.
02:55:12
I gotta go look.
02:55:15
So the truck is actually picking up speed.
02:55:19
Now, now I'm.
02:55:20
I'm getting a little nervous for her.
02:55:25
She's along for the ride.
02:55:26
She can let go at any point.
02:55:28
Same people that are filming in
02:55:29
her friends are now saying, whatever her name is, let go.
02:55:32
Oh, we're not getting out.
02:55:37
Well, you gotta run out.
02:55:43
Her voice change, right?
02:55:43
Instead of. Now let my people go now! It's.
02:55:45
No, don't kill me. Please don't kill me.
02:55:47
She's literally in a very brisk, backwards jog.
02:55:50
Look at her feet.
02:55:54
Oh. That's terrible.
02:55:56
Don't use.
02:55:57
I would not have guessed she was bald.
02:56:00
Oh. I'm sorry, was off.
02:56:02
What's the title?
02:56:03
When was bald lesbian versus truck?
02:56:06
Oh, but, look at she tries to humanize herself.
02:56:10
She's like, I'm not a protester in a mask.
02:56:12
Oh, because I mentioned she was hiding her identity with the mask.
02:56:15
Now she wants to share.
02:56:16
She's a vibrant young woman with a whole life ahead of her, and thus is the victim.
02:56:20
And so she has to show who she is
02:56:23
at me.
02:56:26
I got fucking car, all right?
02:56:29
I love you when you realize.
02:56:34
You. She.
02:56:37
Revealed that and know you
02:56:39
though you were just driving into a really, really solid world.
02:56:43
She's
02:56:45
because up
02:56:47
for me.
02:56:49
She's
02:56:50
she's come.
02:56:52
She's she's so let me go.
02:56:56
Oh I go
02:56:59
oh I might never go I never go.
02:57:05
When you're done this time for me.
02:57:07
Let me take her. Have her committed right.
02:57:10
Let's go.
02:57:11
Keep waiting on you.
02:57:13
Waiting on an asylum.
02:57:15
I'm already five people.
02:57:19
Oh, my God, I was right. I'm sorry.
02:57:21
Maybe I watch this.
02:57:21
Look, the chicken and red is the chicken, but the chicken red.
02:57:25
Wait.
02:57:25
I can't say that without saying chicken in a red.
02:57:29
The chicken red is pleading with her
02:57:32
that there are kids that need to get somewhere.
02:57:34
I was right, and so
02:57:37
it's not a community.
02:57:38
Yes.
02:57:41
Oh, you got people this morning and you got this thing.
02:57:49
Oh, the irony, dude.
02:57:50
They're trying to save immigrants. They're immigrants.
02:57:53
Oh, wait, I explained, like, as if there's some way of explaining why.
02:57:58
Understood.
02:57:59
Okay, there's there's no hold on.
02:58:01
Let me just explain this.
02:58:02
If you listen to me for just two minutes,
02:58:04
you understand why this is perfectly acceptable as well?
02:58:06
She's trying to.
02:58:07
Yeah, because the her people are on this bus
02:58:09
and they're taking them away right now in this country.
02:58:12
We will not, you know,
02:58:16
yo yo yo yo
02:58:20
yo yo yo yo. It's
02:58:24
you are you
02:58:26
are you are you, you are will not repeat.
02:58:30
Oh what are you.
02:58:33
Oh right. Wait.
02:58:35
Yes. The bad oh oh.
02:58:37
Let me take you up once again. Let.
02:58:43
Even the Mexicans that are in the back of that are like, how do you get this bitch
02:58:46
out of the way so we can get this look like we're going back here?
02:58:49
Can fucking run!
02:58:52
Get back, get up, get back.
02:58:55
And so, yeah, one of the things I'm most confused about
02:58:57
is all these Mexicans have these Mexican flags.
02:59:00
Mexican nationals, even Mexican Americans, they're all so happy and proud
02:59:04
with their Mexican flag, but they're terrified to go back to their home.
02:59:08
Yeah, fortunately, this is the most confused thing
02:59:11
in this video, but.
02:59:15
Oh, but, police federal agents are here.
02:59:18
They're masked to fear for their own people.
02:59:22
Oh, look at this.
02:59:26
Back up.
02:59:28
Got everybody
02:59:30
this back. Now.
02:59:32
Oh, oh, she's down.
02:59:36
You're back.
02:59:40
Go! Yeah.
02:59:42
May be the order of the blue. Sure to go.
02:59:45
Oh, great.
02:59:48
Guys, go!
02:59:53
Wherever phone was on, there.
02:59:56
Oh, I'm happy she's been arrested.
02:59:59
Yeah, they just pushed me away again.
03:00:03
I told you to get back
03:00:04
the rest of your honor.
03:00:08
It's just.
03:00:09
It's amazing.
03:00:11
Isn't that obstruction or endurance or some shit?
03:00:13
Oh, she's one of these, and they're still on our way to get back.
03:00:19
Disorderly conduct like fucking public disturbance.
03:00:23
He gave all her muscle. He gave all the muscle.
03:00:25
He had to push this large woman.
03:00:27
And she did not move an inch.
03:00:29
The vehicle did not get back up. Oh.
03:00:33
Truck everywhere.
03:00:36
And then nothing to do with her strength. Oh.
03:00:38
Or his lack of. Well.
03:00:43
Let's say.
03:00:50
Truck one.
03:00:53
Bald activist zero.
03:00:56
I like how they. Well, you know, like here
03:00:57
they went through all that effort and it's for nothing.
03:01:01
See, I support her right to protest.
03:01:03
I support her right to free speech.
03:01:04
But if you're standing on a highway blocking any business,
03:01:07
whether it's an ambulance or me trying to go get
03:01:10
potato chips at the store, the importance, the necessity is not important.
03:01:13
You're blocking the throw away.
03:01:16
I would go by the ask, tell act rule.
03:01:20
I would ask you to move.
03:01:21
I would tell you to move, and then I can't say what
03:01:24
I would do out loud.
03:01:29
And I don't think anybody
03:01:30
would have a problem with that.
03:01:33
There was another.
03:01:34
There was a tanker truck that got pulled over
03:01:36
or pulled over, got stopped by a crowd, and they pulled the guy out.
03:01:39
I guess they beat his ass.
03:01:40
Similar to, Rodney King.
03:01:42
Was it Rodney King way back when he got pulled out of his truck and his ass beat
03:01:47
the mob?
03:01:47
You can't tell a mob.
03:01:51
He was white color.
03:01:52
Was it?
03:01:53
Oh, no, it was. It wasn't Rodney King.
03:01:55
It was a truck driver based on the Rodney King.
03:01:58
I don't even remember the story now, but some truck driver got his ass beat.
03:02:00
Just been at the wrong place at the wrong time because he stopped his truck.
03:02:04
I would use that as precedent and say
03:02:07
I had to run them all down because I feared for my life.
03:02:09
If I stopped.
03:02:11
Didn't you see them just last week, rip a guy out of his truck
03:02:14
and beat the shit out of him?
03:02:18
Wow, that sounds amazing.
03:02:20
What are you drinking? Bleach?
03:02:22
Yep.
03:02:25
I made it through almost every stinking video
03:02:30
somebody's got to check on, Molly,
03:02:34
let me go check on Gary,
03:02:36
see if he's divorced yet.
03:02:38
She's got the paper.
03:02:39
So you. In all honesty, I'm serious. Dusty.
03:02:42
That sucks.
03:02:42
I haven't felt that way since I was caught
03:02:45
as a teenager by my mom.
03:02:49
Look at this face.
03:02:51
Wow. Yeah. He just.
03:02:52
He got so excited, and we're like, I don't know.
03:02:54
It's like, hey, my friends are here. Oh, my God, it's your mom.
03:02:57
Oh, shit. So, man.
03:02:59
Hey, hey, you guys.
03:03:01
Hey, what's up, you motherfucker? You son of a bitch!
03:03:03
You fucking out! Oh!
03:03:05
Everybody there?
03:03:05
They just turned white and it's like, oh, fuck.
03:03:09
It's like, wait, we're not even doing anything wrong.
03:03:11
It's 10:00. I'm allowed to be out.
03:03:12
You're the one. That's the fucking.
03:03:14
Then you realize it's unreasonable, but it doesn't matter
03:03:17
because an unreasonable woman scorned is still a woman scorned.
03:03:20
There's nothing you can do about it.
03:03:21
You're fucked. You're fucked. Gary.
03:03:26
But I want to know more.
03:03:27
Obviously you're sleeping
03:03:29
from the 10th Amendment.
03:03:32
Then you're fucked. No.
03:03:36
On a scale from 1 to 10, my friend,
03:03:39
you fucked.
03:03:43
I just think,
03:03:47
I think it was he. He,
03:03:50
I think he self-sabotage us.
03:03:51
I know the answer. I remember that this is possible.
03:03:54
That Mrs.
03:03:54
Gay is making the whole thing up.
03:03:58
I don't think that anymore.
03:04:02
Now, he told her to do that.
03:04:06
Well, hey.
03:04:07
Well, I'm going to after a few minutes, just coming in like this.
03:04:10
Jason shit.
03:04:10
Like you're pissed off.
03:04:15
Yeah.
03:04:15
No, dude, look at it.
03:04:16
He was just like, hey, sweet, it's going to happen.
03:04:19
I can't believe she's on the show. Like he.
03:04:20
He looked so fucking excited.
03:04:23
I feel so bad.
03:04:26
I'm not sure what to do.
03:04:28
What's the topic next week?
03:04:33
I know
03:04:33
I'm not stopping the show because of Mrs.
03:04:36
Garrett's ultimatum.
03:04:39
If Gary wants to stop the show, that's fine.
03:04:42
That's.
03:04:43
It's not Gary Rants.
03:04:44
There's no problems there.
03:04:46
No problems.
03:04:48
Do you want to do the monologue next week?
03:04:52
I'll be honest,
03:04:53
I guess Gary is a lot of fucking work.
03:04:56
If I do that. That's about all.
03:04:58
That's about all I can do all week.
03:04:59
Yeah, I mean, I could just do it, but then it looks like shit.
03:05:01
And I do a little piece here, and I do a little piece
03:05:02
there, and it's, it's got to be almost, you know, perfect.
03:05:06
Where do you watch this weeks.
03:05:07
It was amazing. It was amazing.
03:05:10
Could have saved the marriage, could have saved the podcast and the marriage.
03:05:12
But he came out in front of it, said a bunch of other shit.
03:05:17
I don't know what to make of it.
03:05:20
What are you eating? Pizza.
03:05:21
I got pizza right here, I got pizza.
03:05:25
I can tell by the way. Chew it.
03:05:27
I can tell by the way you're chewing it. I did not see what you were eating.
03:05:29
I could hear it.
03:05:30
I could tell this pizza you got bacon?
03:05:35
No, you got pepperoni.
03:05:40
That's a good pizza right there.
03:05:43
It doesn't even matter.
03:05:44
That's called. So.
03:05:49
Hell, yeah.
03:05:50
Where are we going?
03:05:51
Well, fuck, I said,
03:05:54
you reminded me Wednesday of.
03:05:57
I flew into Memphis.
03:06:02
And I'm saying, in a state
03:06:04
that is close to Kansas.
03:06:12
But I said Kansas City.
03:06:16
Maybe I didn't.
03:06:17
I thought I said Missouri,
03:06:20
maybe I didn't.
03:06:22
That's the only other one.
03:06:23
The Oklahoma City.
03:06:25
You said you weren't Oklahoma.
03:06:27
That was a guest.
03:06:29
The only thing between Kansas City and Tennessee is Missouri.
03:06:33
Nope.
03:06:36
Yeah.
03:06:36
Arkansas is not touching Kansas, so that'd be a that'd be an outright lie.
03:06:40
No, instead it was touching.
03:06:43
Though something had to be touching to be
03:06:45
in between because Arkansas is not in between Arkansas.
03:06:48
It's not in between Kansas City in Tennessee.
03:06:50
Arkansas is between Missouri and Tennessee, but Arkansas
03:06:54
is for Texas in Tennessee, Kansas.
03:06:57
Arkansas is, what, close to Kansas?
03:07:00
Yeah, because it's our Kansas.
03:07:04
Do they have anything to do with that? No.
03:07:06
You like that are. Yeah.
03:07:08
That's it's it's got Kansas in the name.
03:07:10
That was a trick question. You like it?
03:07:12
No, I don't like it.
03:07:13
Really.
03:07:16
So you're in our Kansas?
03:07:19
Yep.
03:07:21
That's a shame.
03:07:22
Isn't that the Clinton state?
03:07:23
Our Kansas, our
03:07:25
I hate Arkansas.
03:07:26
I absolutely hate it.
03:07:28
Yeah,
03:07:30
it's like it's white trash and shit.
03:07:34
I don't.
03:07:34
Why is that though?
03:07:35
I mean, they their reputation precedes them.
03:07:37
It's like, I don't know shit.
03:07:39
Yeah. I've never been there.
03:07:41
It's like Alabama, you know what I mean?
03:07:42
It's like I'm not qualified to say it sucks.
03:07:45
It's pretty true.
03:07:47
I don't know, I only drove at night, so I'll be able to tell them in the morning
03:07:52
by the level of average IQ of the people around here, I'll be able to tell.
03:07:58
Well, I don't think you're vacationing in red.
03:08:00
You must be working.
03:08:02
Did you take it out? Everybody looks.
03:08:04
Does your helpmate ever travel with you?
03:08:07
No, but I did get.
03:08:10
There was a potential there to,
03:08:14
fly to Hawaii.
03:08:16
And, I can take my help me.
03:08:18
But I don't know if I can do a plane or
03:08:22
12 hours.
03:08:23
Okay.
03:08:26
I don't know, I don't know how long it is.
03:08:29
It's two hours and hours.
03:08:32
12 hours.
03:08:33
Jesus Christ, fucking shoot me.
03:08:36
So I asked, ChatGPT.
03:08:37
Why Arkansas sucks.
03:08:39
And they said, number one.
03:08:41
It's hot, humid, and full of bugs.
03:08:43
And number two, the education rankings are the bottom
03:08:47
three roads designed by chaos Gremlins.
03:08:50
You want a pothole? Arkansas now delivers.
03:08:52
You drove on it a little bit.
03:08:55
It's basically a Wi-Fi dead zone.
03:08:59
Number five, number six, number seven.
03:09:01
And number eight and number nine are meth.
03:09:03
Meth and more. Meth.
03:09:09
Politics straight from the 1800s.
03:09:10
And a cultural black hole.
03:09:14
But to be fair, because this is the new.
03:09:17
This is the new spin of fladge rants.
03:09:19
We don't want to just be negative
03:09:20
and rant and piss all over stuff because it just gets all red negative.
03:09:24
It does.
03:09:25
You don't have to your third chair.
03:09:26
You can continue to be an asshole.
03:09:27
You can get like God,
03:09:30
thank you.
03:09:30
But as a, as a as a producer and a steering.
03:09:33
And we're going to try to do that.
03:09:34
So but to be fair, Arkansas also has stunning natural beauty
03:09:37
like the Ozarks hot springs, Buffalo River, a slower pace of life.
03:09:43
I like that.
03:09:44
That's like, you know, for in Florida you don't have to wear like shoes
03:09:48
in a grocery store.
03:09:48
It's definitely a slower pace of life.
03:09:51
And finally, people who are often kind in that bring you a casserole kind of way.
03:10:00
You don't want a casserole.
03:10:01
You don't want to talk to your neighbors.
03:10:02
We know.
03:10:03
Did that ever resolve that fucking casserole?
03:10:05
You got any updates on your water?
03:10:07
Now that summer's fully here?
03:10:10
Oh, I cleared out
03:10:12
a bunch of old wood chips from a the garden area.
03:10:16
That was like a whole lot. Chuck.
03:10:18
Those all between my property and their property.
03:10:22
All in the woods.
03:10:23
So you dealt with the the water still coming over?
03:10:25
You just are, we really haven't
03:10:29
had much rain lately,
03:10:32
and so it's been pretty dry.
03:10:36
We've had a little bit of rain, but it wasn't enough to do anything.
03:10:38
It's just been,
03:10:41
I cut down two trees on my property.
03:10:43
That was kind of fun.
03:10:43
The last two weeks took me two weekends in.
03:10:47
Fun fact, cutting down a tree is fun, right?
03:10:51
Doing the notch, making tree planted.
03:10:53
It falls. Yeah. That's awesome.
03:10:55
Then you don't just get to, like, yay and celebrate.
03:10:57
You got to fucking chop that thing down into a million pieces.
03:11:00
That's not fun.
03:11:02
A million pieces.
03:11:04
All right, I may have exaggerated it.
03:11:06
1 million slightly cut it into two trees.
03:11:10
Fuck your wood and 50 pieces.
03:11:12
Plus, this was like a billion pieces. Another fun fact.
03:11:15
If you cut down a mulberry mulberry tree, do it before it fruits.
03:11:19
On that note.
03:11:25
I wonder what I to close it out.
03:11:27
That was very, I think it was a d.
03:11:31
It was a d.
03:11:34
Very low d very low.
03:11:36
Low open bass baritone.
03:11:38
D like American ass had been completely stretched out when I fired it.
03:11:42
Squeaks.
03:11:47
Since Little Virgin is
03:11:50
one more which topic next week.
03:11:55
I came up with it and now I forgot.
03:12:01
Resurrection.
03:12:04
Because we're going to have Gary's resurrection.
03:12:07
Yeah, that or he's hung from the cross by his wife.
03:12:09
Or is never resurrect.
03:12:15
What's what's one of the one of the
03:12:18
what's one of the words she said?
03:12:19
I hope it was fucking worth.
03:12:21
I hope your podcast is fucking worth. Oh.
03:12:23
That's it. Yes. Worth.
03:12:25
Have a value. Value? That's it.
03:12:27
That's the topic.
03:12:28
Something about worth or value? Money. Gold.
03:12:31
This is beginner.
03:12:32
It is our heard this.
03:12:35
You got Gary every week we did this beautiful
03:12:38
gift was.
03:12:48
I'm not I'm not happy about what transpired.
03:12:50
This is
03:12:52
I don't feel good about it.
03:12:53
It was all entertaining.
03:12:58
You know, like, I got yelled at.
03:13:00
You don't want to cause turmoil
03:13:02
in this relationship.
03:13:03
Are you doing it?
03:13:06
You need to stop.
03:13:08
Are you getting ready to jerk off?
03:13:09
Is that the Jergens lotion?
03:13:13
The baby oil?
03:13:16
It sounds nasty.
03:13:17
Problem with my fucking salad, bro.
03:13:19
Seeing the fucking seven.
03:13:21
I got a problem.
03:13:22
If you rub it out seven.
03:13:26
Rub it on your nipples.
03:13:31
Is there anything else we need to resolve?
03:13:34
That's.
03:13:38
No, I thought I had some other shit
03:13:40
written down, but apparently I deleted that note somehow.
03:13:43
In between earlier and.
03:13:46
And I won't come back. So.
03:13:52
The dirty stuff is also, if I can remember.
03:13:56
I think he's going to get off.
03:13:59
That's a bad choice of words.
03:14:00
I it's not what I meant.
03:14:01
I mean, I think he's going to be allegedly set free.
03:14:05
Well, what do you think that is?
03:14:07
The charge only charges racketeering.
03:14:10
I have no idea what the charge is.
03:14:12
I have no idea the situation.
03:14:13
I just know that he's.
03:14:15
He's loaded it.
03:14:17
Racketeering is sex trafficking.
03:14:21
I mean, sure, I guess he's loaded.
03:14:25
Now, if you're sex trafficking,
03:14:27
do you wash the children before you put them in the dishwasher?
03:14:35
That was one of my best lines.
03:14:37
One of the best lines from Gary's rant was,
03:14:40
it needs to stop putting the lotion on and get hard again.
03:14:43
That's.
03:14:46
Brilliant.
03:14:50
I find it interesting that you eat your salad last.
03:14:53
What's the point of that?
03:14:54
If you like salad for dessert.
03:14:57
I think it helps digest.
03:14:58
So you eat it last.
03:15:02
As well to fucking Nina it was tolerating pizza
03:15:06
Crispin was tragedy.
03:15:08
This is be romance.
03:15:09
The right answer is because the pizza's hot.
03:15:13
So I want to eat that hot.
03:15:16
That's gay.
03:15:22
Why does that beget.
03:15:25
To say another man is hot.
03:15:26
I didn't take it as temperature based,
03:15:28
because obviously I'm going to just be able to.
03:15:32
Why can I just be to two friends
03:15:34
enjoying each other's looks?
03:15:38
I guess I'm homophobic
03:15:39
because it cannot in any way, shape or form Chris Boulevard.
03:15:44
Tragedy should be erased from history.
03:15:46
You know, the Chris Van last story he killed himself, I know.
03:15:50
Is that is that the story?
03:15:54
That's only part of it.
03:15:55
Is one fourth of it.
03:15:57
So there it is.
03:15:58
It is a tragedy from my point of tragedy, from my point of view,
03:16:01
because that is the only part of the story that I know.
03:16:06
Well, he was depressed.
03:16:10
Yeah, I don't know.
03:16:11
I don't know what happened.
03:16:12
Everyone thought he was a really solid guy, really generous.
03:16:17
Let loved his kid.
03:16:22
Everyone had nothing but good things to say about him.
03:16:24
And then, he was definitely like, was it the pills and shit?
03:16:29
But then all of a sudden, he sent some text messages.
03:16:34
Technically, pills addressed liver friends to you.
03:16:38
So some text messages to some wrestling friends about,
03:16:40
like, some weird, cryptic shit like, hey, you know, the the dog is out back.
03:16:44
The thing, you know, whatever it is unlocked.
03:16:45
And it's like, wait, what the hell?
03:16:48
And so they find them, dead.
03:16:51
And so that night
03:16:54
was, taping of the wrestling show.
03:16:57
And so they did this whole memorial thing where all the wrestlers said,
03:17:01
said something nice about Chris Benoit, and they played it
03:17:04
and they had matches like, kind of in his honor.
03:17:07
And then it came out the next day
03:17:10
that he ended up, murdering his wife,
03:17:14
smothering his kid with a pillow and then, putting Bibles next to them
03:17:19
and then hanging himself, with, weight with the, like, the weight thing,
03:17:24
whatever that that cable wire is in their weight.
03:17:28
Was he, like, jerking off while he was killing him?
03:17:30
Stuff like that.
03:17:31
Like, you know, he just, like, completely took out his entire family.
03:17:35
It's all of them.
03:17:38
Help, mate or not.
03:17:40
And supposedly he he. Yeah.
03:17:42
His helpmate is help maintain is help me.
03:17:44
I'm saying if if you take out your whole family
03:17:46
before you kill yourself. Help, mate or not,
03:17:49
I mean, I, you know, I guess that's the ultimate help me
03:17:52
to till down this point of.
03:17:56
All I know is that he,
03:18:00
He did it.
03:18:01
And then, like I said, these text messages and kind of, like, prep things
03:18:05
and then took himself out.
03:18:10
Of it, like, I don't understand what it sounds like.
03:18:14
Oh, but the whole he, like, accidentally killed killer.
03:18:17
And then he was like, well, I gotta kill my kid now.
03:18:20
But but there were various oh, I forget, there's some, but there is nothing that.
03:18:25
I'm sorry. That logic does not make sense.
03:18:27
I know, but there was something that's hilarious
03:18:29
that I was watching that made they find a way to connect.
03:18:33
Connect? This.
03:18:36
And it's like every
03:18:36
single thing you could find somebody that like, oh, they're going to feel sad.
03:18:39
So I guess I had to kill them to like.
03:18:44
And it all ends with him being sad.
03:18:45
So then he kills him.
03:18:47
Like, if you kill everyone that way, no one can be sad about it.
03:18:53
That is so dark
03:18:54
and profound at the same time.
03:18:58
If you killed your wife.
03:19:03
No. Kill your kids
03:19:04
so they wouldn't feel bad about it.
03:19:07
First of all, I wouldn't kill my wife.
03:19:09
But, But if if if you were found dead.
03:19:16
You. Because your mind
03:19:17
say, do you think there's a mindset there that you could conjure?
03:19:21
It's even even remotely that, right?
03:19:24
I wouldn't, I wouldn't I wouldn't want to kill him.
03:19:25
But if I didn't, they would probably kill me.
03:19:28
And, I mean,
03:19:29
would you rest in for the self-defense?
03:19:35
And they would be validated.
03:19:36
And so, because I just killed their mother.
03:19:44
What I would do is I would I would get them to go to,
03:19:46
one of those mirror, one of those hall of mirrors,
03:19:50
and then just get them to run into a mirror enough
03:19:53
till they finally get a concussion and die.
03:19:58
Or I would make them listen to Will Smith's new rap.
03:20:02
That's a good song.
03:20:03
I like good.
03:20:06
You know what?
03:20:06
Everyone's making fun of it today.
03:20:08
And so he probably got the biggest release numbers ever
03:20:12
because I've listened to it.
03:20:13
I played it once when I watched it once before and then once again on the show.
03:20:18
So I've played it three times, meant to be exactly what it is like.
03:20:22
That's what they were going for.
03:20:23
So like, oh, we were trying to like make a that's what they were doing.
03:20:27
So you can't really like, oh, this is terrible.
03:20:29
It's like that's what they were trying to do.
03:20:31
So it's like they nailed it. You think?
03:20:35
Yeah I think he's
03:20:37
screaming in the closet.
03:20:42
Hey, even though nobody asked and I'm not relevant.
03:20:44
Guess what? What?
03:20:45
I think girls are pretty.
03:20:49
Okay okay.
03:20:51
Sure.
03:20:52
But no. Hey wait.
03:20:53
You're girls are pretty.
03:20:56
I don't think men are hot.
03:20:57
I think girls are pretty.
03:21:01
Again, you didn't even ask.
03:21:02
So isn't that that's a little gay, right?
03:21:05
Thou dost protest too much.
03:21:11
Hey, guys.
03:21:13
So I didn't get much sleep last night.
03:21:16
I've,
03:21:19
I've been really thinking about a lot about this.
03:21:22
As you all know,
03:21:25
I've been streaming pretty much every day week
03:21:28
the past, three years, like, twice a day.
03:21:33
I just can't do it anymore.
03:21:35
I'm really sorry.
03:21:37
I know you can take shade on one side only.
03:21:41
Oh, no.
03:21:43
But I just gotta quit.
03:21:44
It's just been too much. Every single day.
03:21:47
Every single week.
03:21:48
Clicking the button,
03:21:51
I click the button
03:21:53
is very addicting.
03:21:55
It's made me into someone else
03:21:57
that I'm on the screen and
03:22:01
I told myself 2025 would be a year of honesty.
03:22:05
I wanted to be more honest with myself this year as an IT guy.
03:22:09
We hate that expression. Dude, don't tap your screen.
03:22:11
You're gonna fucking eventually break your phone. You just need to touch.
03:22:14
Just touch your screen.
03:22:15
It's not a snap screen.
03:22:16
It's a touch screen there.
03:22:17
And with you guys,
03:22:20
so I'm sorry, guys,
03:22:23
I just got to quit.
03:22:28
One last hit.
03:22:36
Yep. Everybody.
03:22:37
That's right.
03:22:37
We are officially quitting vaping in the year 2025,
03:22:40
and we will be streaming every single day this week.
03:22:43
Lock it.
03:23:01
In baby.
03:23:07
Wait.
03:23:08
I forgot one item.
03:23:10
What you doing?
03:23:12
I was going to end the show, but I just came back.
03:23:14
Did you know that the the the
03:23:16
the wee Luigi Mangione musical opened?
03:23:21
They're making.
03:23:21
They made a musical about him.
03:23:24
What how how does where I don't know, I,
03:23:28
I just how do you
03:23:30
next week on fladge rants we will review
03:23:33
and go over the Luigi Mangione musical
03:23:36
because killing seals apparently is fun and enlightening.
03:23:40
All right.
03:23:41
As a blow so beloved.
03:24:01
Many. Who?
03:24:11
You really
03:24:17
think?
03:24:22
You. You.
03:24:28
Will.
03:24:34
Baby.
03:24:41
Will.
03:24:44
Oh. Who?
03:24:56
Oh, baby.
03:25:00
Who? Would.
03:25:07
Oh. Oh.
03:25:14
Baby, baby.
03:25:21
Baby.