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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously?
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It's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
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to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Flash Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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Before.
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They.
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Try. To.
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How about now?
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How about now? Now?
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Can you hear me now?
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No, mom, I can't get in my fucking room because the fucking door
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that lets you in the hotel on the side is fucking out of order.
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I guess I apologize for that.
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The elevator's out of fucking order.
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So your technician Gary's on vacation and jaws in a hallway.
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But, Ryan, you can hear me now, right?
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Because I can see the little pulsing, pulsating. So.
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Yeah.
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Fucking staircase.
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You can see.
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Could you hear the intro? Could you hear anything?
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Can you comment on that before we start?
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Because I don't want to start a phantom.
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Great. Well, I heard it, of course, but.
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Ryan, did you hear it?
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Yeah, I heard or or heard or was right.
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Yeah.
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It was the last ride on brother
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Ryan roller.
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The time is now.
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Some time somewhere.
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Do you know what's funny?
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I never chose to be reliable.
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I just ran out of excuses.
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Hi. I'm gay.
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Arie, and welcome to Rants Live.
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I used to think duty was a trap, a leash,
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a contract signed in someone else's blood.
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And maybe it is.
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But here's the catch
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some leashes are attached to things you love, people you love.
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I remember the first time I felt duty.
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Not learned about it, felt it.
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I was eight years old.
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My little sister broke a glass swan my mom had on the mantel
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a dusty heirloom from Yugoslavia, a Kmart, I still don't know, but
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it shattered into 100 little grief knives and she cried hard.
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My mom screamed and I,
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I said I did it. Why?
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I don't know, because I was taller, because she was small and soft
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and I wasn't.
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Because I saw my mom's rage hunting for a target and I had armor.
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My sister didn't.
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That was it.
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That's duty.
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Taking the hit that wasn't yours.
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Because someone had to take it.
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And you could.
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I've been doing it ever since.
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Later in online college, I studied philosophy.
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Life is a phoenix.
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Don't laugh.
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It's okay. You should laugh.
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I wore turtlenecks and smoked American spirits and had opinions
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about Kierkegaard.
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You know, real nerd energy, real virgin vibes.
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Actually, I may still be a virgin.
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Is there a way to tell?
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But anyway, in philosophy, I learned about a man,
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Socrates, who had the chance to escape.
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He was sentenced to death.
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They told him, we'll let you go.
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Just run. And he said no.
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He drank the hemlock because his duty was to the law.
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Even when the law was wrong, he said,
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if I break it now, I can make everything I've ever taught.
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I remember thinking, what an idiot.
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And now I'm standing in front of a broken world.
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And I can't stop myself from washing its dishes.
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It's no coincidence that when men are sent to die,
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they're handed a flag in one hand and a Bible in the other.
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You ever notice that the ceremony always includes seven minutes in?
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The oath ends with. So help me God.
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And even the atheists get a chaplain,
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because somewhere along the way, we realize
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you can't send a kid to kill
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unless you give them something sacred to hold on to.
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We rap war and religion because we need something holier than a paycheck
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to explain why a 19 year old just lost his leg in the sand.
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That's not cynicism, that's architecture.
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A structure religion gives shape to sacrifice.
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It's paint's duty with the brush of meaning.
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It makes a battlefield into a sermon, a coffin into a cross.
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And if you remove that, then duty starts
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to look a whole lot like exploitation.
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But if you sanctify it,
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if you call it honor service calling,
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then we get statues and folded flags instead of lawsuits.
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Maybe that's necessary.
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Maybe it's beautiful.
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Maybe it's the last spell we still believe in.
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But dagnabbit, if it doesn't say something
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that we need heaven just to survive hell.
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I know I don't believe in all this,
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but I get up at six, I take out the trash.
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I apologize even when I didn't start the fight.
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I'm sorry. You don't think so?
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I'm. See, I did it just there.
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And I never say I'm tired because tired doesn't feed the dog.
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Tired doesn't find new days.
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Listen, do you smell that?
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And if you ask me why, I don't have an answer.
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Just a heartbeat.
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That won't stop drumming the words.
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Get up will be there.
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Don't you dare break down.
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Here's something else.
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Duties.
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Like being the guy
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who cleans the bathroom stall at a party after no one admits to who blew it out.
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Happy pride month.
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Hey, you ever wonder why the toilet
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paper rolls always seem to run downhill?
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Because it's trying to escape the duty?
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Why don't toilets ever lose at poker?
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Because they always have a flush.
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Yeah.
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Look, people make a big fuss about duty.
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Like it's this heavy, boring chain.
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But sometimes.
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Sometimes it's just about showing up and doing the small stuff.
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And honestly, it's okay to do tea.
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You heard me. Do tea.
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Not duty. Duty.
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You can sip your fancy leaf juice, all polite and proper.
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But here in America, coffee runs the morning show.
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It's the drink that says get crap off your face.
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You ask or no, wait.
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It's the drink that says, get off your ass and face the crap you want to do. Tea?
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That's fine.
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Just don't expect to be the MVP of the 6 a.m.
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hustle. So stupid.
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It's June 23rd.
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You ever notice how some days feel like a circus,
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a parade, and a chore list all rolled into one?
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Like today, it's National Pink Day.
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So wear your brightest shirt.
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Or don't.
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It's your rebellion.
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It's national Eat your vegetables day.
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The ultimate double dare to kids everywhere.
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It's national hydration day.
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Drink water, when you're thirsty and you'll be just fine.
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It's also national.
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Stay out of the sun day, which I'm pretty sure was invented
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by someone who hates National Hydration Day and National Pink Day.
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And some more days, probably related to the prideful queer.
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You're so brave.
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You're even more brave this week than you were last week.
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We are all so proud. But please.
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Your balls are hanging out of your skirt.
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So if
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you ask what the universe expects of you today,
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maybe just do tea or coffee or heck, just do a duty.
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Even if it's as simple as watering a plant or calling your mom back.
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Now. Here's something no one really talks about
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how we evaluate our actions.
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Who set the scoreboard?
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Because every time I think I did something right.
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The list moves.
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It's like playing a game where the rules keep shifting.
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The referee's your conscience, and the trophy is
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just not losing your mind.
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Maybe real duty is the daily self audit
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when you catch yourself in the mirror asking, did I mess this up?
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Or was that enough?
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That's your awareness.
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Trying to keep balance.
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Weighing the cost of all the little choices no one sees.
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Sometimes.
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Sometimes you just have
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to say, hey, I'm doing the best with the crap I got.
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Real duty, real classy.
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Here's a story.
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A man lived alone on the edge of a village.
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Every day he walked into town with a bucket.
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And brought water to a dying tree.
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No one else noticed.
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For years he did this.
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One day he died.
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And the tree? It bloomed.
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The roots cracked the street.
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Its fruit. Fed children the man never met.
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And someone to ask who planted this?
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Nobody knew. That's duty.
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And yeah, I get mad.
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I get real full.
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Cock a doodle doo. Mad.
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You want to know what it's like to be dutiful?
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It's being the only sober one at the wedding.
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It's being the guy
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who unclogged the toilet at the house party with your bare hands.
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Because no one knows where the plunger is.
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It's silence while the loud get laid
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and the reckless get rich and the loyal get ulcers.
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Judy doesn't feel good.
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It doesn't Instagram.
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Well, you don't get a blue check mark for showing up for chemo with your mom
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after a graveyard shift.
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You know what you get people saying you're so strong,
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which really means it.
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Thank God it's not me.
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You ever scream into a towel at 3 a.m.
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because everyone's asleep and your whole life is falling apart.
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But it's your job to hold it together.
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Me neither. But that's duty.
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You ever stay married?
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One year longer than your heart wanted?
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Because your kid needed one more birthday before everything changed.
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Who? The hot fudge does that? Not me.
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But that's duty.
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You ever answer a phone call from someone you hate?
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Because they're alone now and no one else will?
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I don't hate anyone, but I've done this one.
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That's duty.
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Duty isn't always about grand heroics.
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In fact, it almost never is.
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Sometimes it's the guy who leaves the party
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early because he promised to walk the dog.
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Sometimes it's the one who says no
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when everyone says heck yes.
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Knowing the cost.
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Sometimes it's the stubborn who admit I can't do this anymore,
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but keeps showing up anyway.
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Slower but still there.
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Well, not every show lately, but for most shows.
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Yeah, no cape needed.
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Just a will that won't quit. Hey.
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Hi, Will
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you want glory?
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Run toward the explosion.
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You want duty, stay after to clean it up.
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I thought I'd lead people or write novels.
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Change the world, be quoted in journals,
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but I didn't.
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I became the guy who fills the ice tray
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and always checks if the dog needs to make duty.
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And maybe that's better.
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Duty doesn't need to be flashy.
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It doesn't need applause.
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It just needs to be done.
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Did he did the duty? Duty daily.
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Despite daddy's desperate dodging of the drippy do,
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and while did he diligently dealt with the devastating deluge of dung,
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he didn't deny the dirty deed, but did declare.
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Did I do the duty? Duty?
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Daddy didn't do.
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Ding dang right I did, didn't I?
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And though Dave doubted, did he do duty devotion?
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Debbie delivered definitive details,
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demonstrating did his dauntless dung handling determination
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which, depending on the day, definitely deserves distinction.
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Sometimes I wish someone would clap just once, but maybe silence
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is the applause of men and maybe doing right
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even when no one notices.
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That's what makes you divine.
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Or maybe I'm just a tired moron.
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Either way, it's worth it.
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Even when it isn't.
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Now do your duty and roll the graduated high school.
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My grandma came to me.
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Give me a big hug, said Anthony. I'm so proud of you.
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You're my first grandchild to get to go to college.
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What can I do for you? What can I give you for you go to college?
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I said honestly, grandma, all I need from you is money.
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And my grandma said, okay, Anthony, I understand.
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So a couple months go by, it's the end of the summer.
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I'm packing up my dad's car, getting ready to go to school.
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My grandma walks up, says Anthony, here, before you leave, take this.
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And she handed me a brand new Bible and I said, thanks, grandma.
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That's exactly what we talked about.
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Got in the car and I went off to school a couple of weeks go by.
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I'm hanging out my dorm room when the phone rings.
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It's my Grandma Anthony just calling to see how college is going.
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So grandma, College is the best.
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But to be honest, I'm already starting to run low on money
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and I could use a little bit like we talked about it.
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Okay, Anthony.
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Well, let me ask you this.
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Have you been reading your Bible?
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I said, totally, grandma, I'm on chapter four.
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She said, okay, Anthony.
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Well then I guess I'll talk to you later. A couple of months go by.
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Now I'm really starting to struggle
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not to drop out of school if I don't get some money.
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So I call my grandma in a panic.
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Say, grandma, please, it's Anthony.
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I'm having the time of my life in college.
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I love it here, but if I want to graduate and I do,
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I need you to send me some money like we talked about.
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You said. Well, Anthony, let me ask you this.
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Have you been reading your Bible?
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And I said, yes, grandma, I wish it was longer.
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And she said, okay, Anthony. Well, then I guess I'll talk to you later.
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Finally, it's the end of the school year.
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I've got straight A's,
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but I'm dropping out of college because I have no more money left.
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I'm furious.
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I'm close to tears cleaning out my dorm room when the phone rings.
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It's my grandma, says Anthony. I heard you dropping out of school today.
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How come? I said, you know God damn well how come?
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Grandma said, well, Anthony, let me ask you this.
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Did you read your Bible? And I just hung up.
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The phone was so pissed off, took everything out of that room.
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Last thing I took off the shelf is that Bible my grandma given me.
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Took it off the shelf, held it in my hands,
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and for the first time actually opened it up.
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And right there on the very first page, my grandmother's handwriting,
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it said, fuck you.
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Today the topic is duty.
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Duty.
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So maybe a mount Rushmore of duty.
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Oh, up the the solid log.
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The one thing about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just. Oh, there's a four.
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The soft serve looks like peanut butter.
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Two girls in a cub style.
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The third one I'm going to call punctuation
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like a series of commas and bowl coating.
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Poop spray, aka angry brown water.
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So, did Iran show due diligence
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by using the same exact number of missiles as the US did
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on their nuclear facilities
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when they attacked US
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Air Force bases in Qatar?
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Or was that justified?
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Was that equal retaliation?
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No casualties were reported.
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Does your duty
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include the things you are allowed to do?
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Do you do doo doo doo doo?
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This is the slowest AI you've ever created.
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More on that sooner or later.
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What's the dog doing?
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I think he's afraid someone he might busted in the room,
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kick the door open.
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Is a great shirt.
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Oops.
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So, did you catch any of that, monologue noise?
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I'm going to get
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you here. Noise?
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I don't hear anything.
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Yeah. Now there's some background noise.
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Hold on. Him. Check. One. Check check, check. Yeah, I heard the monologue.
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What about it?
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It's not coming through.
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We're supposed to react to it.
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Do you have duty?
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Du du du du du du doody. Doody.
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Doody. Doody. Did.
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Do you have duty? Do you do your duty?
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Do you do your due diligence?
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What are your duties?
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What am I duties?
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My duties are showing up in the city that I currently am in.
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And I've successfully done that
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already.
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You want to jump right into that?
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Or let's react to the monologue a little bit first.
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Oh yeah. We're like to the model. Well, you asked me about my duty.
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I told you about my duty.
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You are correct.
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You want to talk about the duty,
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the duty.
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Are you able to duty in all these cities?
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I can,
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you can duty anywhere.
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Duty?
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I mean, duty free.
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What does that even. What does that really entail?
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It's free of duty.
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It's slightly cheaper.
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So like, it's it's not tax.
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So, like, I'll be honest, I know a lot about nothing.
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And I know nothing about that.
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I just know that I've stopped there on the way to Canada when I was younger.
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Because you could get like
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alcohol there, I guess slightly cheaper because it wouldn't, I don't know.
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So Jesus Christ, there's now there's Simcoe.
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So duty you know, duty is duty is duty.
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Bupkis.
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Not a duty is duty.
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I don't know what that means. That was Mike.
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You got me into Seinfeld quote already.
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You got seven minutes in gate.
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Gary made, comment about religion.
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He. Well, I mean, which is you.
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Not when there's such such atrocities going on in the world.
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Well, I like what he put.
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How about duty?
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How that we've always kind of they've always went hand in hand.
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It's pretty hard to send your sons off to war for money or oil.
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But if you're doing it for religious duty, you know, for
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that's why you just sanctified bombs and call it a fucking day.
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I mean, we can get right to that, too.
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That's in the news. I mean, that's definitely right.
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That's that's your civic duty as a military personnel is to follow orders.
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And if those orders are to drop a couple fucking bombs and call it a day, it's.
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What? Yeah.
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The the the Bible says you should have faith in the chain of command.
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That was where I always had problems that the Bible,
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the Bible says that anybody that's in a position of power
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that could cause that much damage is ordained by God's choice.
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Because, you know, God plans everything,
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right?
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According to religion.
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You're trying to prevent
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prevent what?
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Someone from achieving that.
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So those who have achieved are God's choice.
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But what happens if, during the process of achieving
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somebody tries to interrupt them from achieving that?
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Are they then Satan?
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I don't know if you'd have to
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try God, I don't, I don't yeah, I don't know.
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Again I, I, I can't I Christ how could anything be intact.
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And if God plans everything
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if it's all God's will, you know, for that.
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But you think it's.
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Do you think it's a pre-written book, or do you think he's kind of like going,
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okay, this now and then?
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Let's let's tweak this a little bit.
00:22:34
I know this needs a little sliding over here.
00:22:36
All right. That's better.
00:22:38
Or do you think it's already.
00:22:40
Well, the story based on the story.
00:22:42
If it proves that he is correct, it it he flooded, for example.
00:22:46
Well, I'm.
00:22:46
According to the Big Bang.
00:22:48
It's a reason things are constantly. If you.
00:22:51
If I blow dust.
00:22:53
Like I was just putting in shelves
00:22:55
in my garage and I'm using the blower to blow all the fucking sawdust.
00:22:59
Second, I hit that blower and the dust starts moving.
00:23:02
You can calculate exactly based on all of the physics involved,
00:23:07
exactly what is going to happen after that occurs. So.
00:23:13
If you had all the dynamics, if you had if you had how
00:23:15
if you knew exactly how fast how much air was blowing the light,
00:23:19
you could you could map all that out.
00:23:22
So yeah, in a world where some kind of bell curve,
00:23:25
at least there's still something at all of the world that we consider the Big Bang.
00:23:28
Still something.
00:23:28
I mean, is that considered part of
00:23:31
the duty of the Big Bang or the universe to just it's preplanned.
00:23:35
It's already been done.
00:23:36
Like the what started it already?
00:23:39
Yeah.
00:23:39
I mean, I don't think that the Big bang has cares about duty.
00:23:44
It's kind of inherent.
00:23:45
It's kind of built in, probably.
00:23:49
I think, you know, like my Mother Nature doesn't give a fuck.
00:23:52
I don't think Mother Nature has to decide.
00:23:54
Mother nature just takes the path of least resistance and grows.
00:23:59
Yeah,
00:24:01
but what is Mother Nature?
00:24:02
The duty of the universe?
00:24:03
I don't know, I tried to say Mother Nature.
00:24:05
I get away from God because I didn't want it to be religious based.
00:24:08
I wanted it to be natural.
00:24:09
Well, like the like the lakes up north are,
00:24:12
And I've been thinking about this more and more recently, just for no reason.
00:24:15
Like the lakes up north are kind of a little bit, lacking water.
00:24:19
And so there's some beach weeds
00:24:20
that are kind of growing because the sand sits there
00:24:23
for a certain amount of time with whatever.
00:24:24
And it starts to grow in kind of some green mossy type shit.
00:24:28
I mean, are we sitting in a universe where that's just a pre-planned thing?
00:24:31
If you have a situation where there is a planet and there's moisture,
00:24:35
that you are automatically going to get some type of bacteria growth, like
00:24:40
the oxygen, carbon, oxygen and sunlight is all it all it, all that we need.
00:24:47
That's life.
00:24:49
Can't hear you.
00:24:49
You're muted
00:24:51
I appreciate you muting for your for sipping your beverage
00:24:54
I will unmute you I can't unmute you.
00:24:57
You are muted
00:24:59
I it's hard for me to pull shit up and do the host side of the show,
00:25:03
but there was just a few things a few weeks ago
00:25:05
how they actually scientists recreated the actual creation,
00:25:09
you know, like the goo in the lightning or whatever.
00:25:11
They somehow split the first. No.
00:25:14
So that that reminds me too, because I, I have some earmarks.
00:25:17
I didn't really do any research on it.
00:25:19
I only saw, previews of the news, but they had some shit
00:25:22
where they're talking about, the, there's gravity waves
00:25:26
that they could see somewhere and some clouds or some shit.
00:25:32
Where?
00:25:32
What?
00:25:34
I saw some clouds and shit.
00:25:35
That doesn't mean that that's the origin of gravity.
00:25:38
Waves of undetected.
00:25:39
Yes. Gravity waves of a detector, specifically, the Laser Interferometer
00:25:42
Gravitational-Wave Observatory made the first detection director.
00:25:46
Okay, so 2015. So what are we talking about?
00:25:48
Like on the news recently?
00:25:50
Yeah, I know I was like it was it was June here.
00:25:52
It's I'm not paying for Popular Mechanics images.
00:25:56
I read images gravitational waves.
00:25:59
Oh man. All right.
00:26:00
Go to what you were doing.
00:26:02
No, I can't find it.
00:26:03
Like I said, I was like, usually I prepare a bunch of stuff.
00:26:06
As far as duty, though, I just.
00:26:08
It's mostly military.
00:26:10
Lots of scout, lots of Boy Scout stuff.
00:26:13
I will I my honor,
00:26:14
I will do my duty to do my best to guide my country, that sort of thing.
00:26:18
I love this should you care about gravitational waves?
00:26:21
I mean, in a general sense, no.
00:26:23
But you know, if you're interested,
00:26:25
you should care about it as much as gravity cares about you, right?
00:26:29
Like, don't don't jump.
00:26:30
That means, you know, respect that.
00:26:31
Don't jump off a building. Interesting.
00:26:34
So this is this was, just a recent thing that popped up June 23rd, 2025.
00:26:39
Scientists propose revolutionary, revolutionary,
00:26:42
three dimensional time theory that could unify physics.
00:26:45
A physics, a physicist proposes that time has three dimensions.
00:26:49
And, but in a nutshell, a physicist proposes
00:26:53
that time has time has three dimensions instead of one, which could
00:26:57
unify quantum mechanics and Einsteins relativity into a single theory.
00:27:01
The theory makes testable predictions
00:27:04
about particle masses, gravitational waves, and cosmic behavior
00:27:09
that experiments over the next decade can verify or disprove.
00:27:13
If correct, this would mean matter and energy are actually made of the binding
00:27:17
and flowing of three dimensional time itself, fundamentally
00:27:20
changing how we understand reality.
00:27:21
I have no idea what the fuck that even starts to begin to mean.
00:27:24
Did you grasp any of that?
00:27:26
No, no.
00:27:28
It means that duty doesn't matter.
00:27:31
Do you think Diddy has duty?
00:27:33
This is just a one way flow we experience, but actually has three
00:27:37
separate dimensions. Weird.
00:27:39
Interesting.
00:27:41
University of Alaska Fairbanks.
00:27:43
Okay, let me explain it.
00:27:45
They ain't got shit to do up there in Alaska,
00:27:47
so maybe they're on to something.
00:27:48
I don't know.
00:27:52
Yeah.
00:27:52
So this is what I already left the show.
00:27:54
Hold on.
00:27:57
Strong show.
00:27:58
So here.
00:27:59
He already left the show.
00:28:01
So we're just supposed to.
00:28:03
Oh. He was never just me and you.
00:28:05
He was never on the show. That was all fake.
00:28:07
I mean, yeah, of course, but, I mean, no, actually, the show below,
00:28:11
I think is him in the comments.
00:28:12
I think that's him saying I'm going to.
00:28:14
I'm. No, we're not commenting for the night.
00:28:16
We're not switching. I sent a bunch of links.
00:28:18
I sent a bunch of links, but I'm not going to watch a single fucking thing.
00:28:22
So you guys talk about it and have fun,
00:28:24
because I bet you it's going to be hilarious.
00:28:25
We have no idea of the context.
00:28:27
And boy, we would love somebody in the fucking chat that would
00:28:30
help, you know, whatever we can.
00:28:36
I believe I pretty much watched this guy.
00:28:39
Oh, sounds like a dream.
00:28:40
It sounds like a dream come true to me, man, I, I know, but it definitely
00:28:43
that music definitely hold me down, I like that, I appreciate that, but I
00:28:46
if my one last response would be, Wow.
00:28:52
See I now okay for the for the record,
00:28:54
I need to point out now the disclaimer I did not make a drop of that.
00:28:58
Anytime that plays that is not me.
00:29:02
That's so fucking rude, dude.
00:29:05
That's so rude, dude.
00:29:06
Fuck off.
00:29:11
Oh, you're a little fucking hack as is.
00:29:13
Perfect
00:29:15
player.
00:29:15
Okay,
00:29:18
quite a bit,
00:29:19
but, you little fucking podcast is worth it later.
00:29:22
Okay?
00:29:22
Okay. Oh.
00:29:27
Oh, okay.
00:29:28
What? You little fucking pop jazz. What
00:29:32
is. Oh,
00:29:35
Listen up.
00:29:36
You got no clout taking you to step to me, not to the fuck down.
00:29:40
Hurts a little. Keyboard clicks, crafting.
00:29:41
We see.
00:29:42
Oh, stay missing the real misses I'm a lyrical call filler.
00:29:45
Crushing how you with boss?
00:29:46
Leaving you breathless.
00:29:47
Staring at the lyrical.
00:29:48
Whoa. Sugar cane.
00:29:50
Watching the weight. Your relevance.
00:29:52
Leaving nothing but paint. Talking bout my flow.
00:29:54
You couldn't catch it with a net I spit chocolate molten lava cake.
00:29:57
You sweat wet chapstick.
00:29:59
You witty and sharp you with dough.
00:30:00
Butter night lost in the lyrical dark I'm the apex.
00:30:03
If a week pray better pray through your facade.
00:30:05
Expose you to today.
00:30:06
Got the venomous tongue. Deliver back.
00:30:09
Leaving you paralyzed.
00:30:10
Faith in the hook.
00:30:11
You some little fucking pocket.
00:30:13
The this breakdown of Jesus goddamn buried six feet under.
00:30:17
And then God used to be somebody knocking.
00:30:18
Just singing the same old song. Yeah.
00:30:21
This one. But the hook is incredible.
00:30:25
Yes, yes.
00:30:26
If you were singing this all day.
00:30:28
Okay.
00:30:30
Oh, little fucking podcast.
00:30:32
It's worth it later.
00:30:33
Okay.
00:30:34
000, you still in my style, but in my flavor.
00:30:39
A cheap imitation can. Wait a minute.
00:30:42
I got together to imitate just a god shame.
00:30:46
But you tough.
00:30:47
See how the digital screen come step to me face to face.
00:30:50
Let's see what you mean. I ain't afraid of no battle.
00:30:52
No, let's say that I've been through the trenches.
00:30:54
I've seen and done more. You.
00:30:56
Yeah, I know I want to be thug.
00:30:58
I'm a seasoned, lyrical blood on the broad side of the ball.
00:31:01
On the right side of broke and lost in space and time.
00:31:04
So keep okay and keep. Yeah.
00:31:06
And keep running your mouth. But remember the name.
00:31:08
The one you're talking about. It's the anal. Okay.
00:31:10
As above. The one that's about to bury you.
00:31:12
Six feet. Oh, no.
00:31:14
Hope it's worth it. The clout you're trying to take.
00:31:15
Cause your reputation's got fall flat on its face.
00:31:17
Okay, remember that last word you hear before you fall?
00:31:21
Yeah, yeah.
00:31:23
You want to stand just me again.
00:31:25
And face the wrath of this. Never happy.
00:31:27
So the time is done. Enjoy the silence.
00:31:30
The best one. Hey, I love you, honey.
00:31:31
I know it.
00:31:33
Oh, wait.
00:31:33
It's not done yet.
00:31:34
Still not done, I say that.
00:31:36
Hope it's worth it. Really
00:31:39
is worth it.
00:31:40
Okay, I like it a lot better.
00:31:43
I hope it's worth it.
00:31:46
I hope your little fucking podcast is worth it later.
00:31:49
Okay, I it's worth it. That's all I'm saying.
00:31:51
Putting all this work in believing in the game.
00:31:54
Eat sleep said we don't know.
00:31:55
It's all I'm doing. Fucking grinding every day.
00:31:57
That's why practice be no takes off. You feel me?
00:32:00
My face is the wall.
00:32:02
Leaving the competition that ran a trip while I'm on the mic.
00:32:05
Let's just in the dark.
00:32:07
Got the game in a chokehold. Ain't nobody touch me.
00:32:09
My ribs are like me. Two bombs, they never missing me.
00:32:11
Came to the pictures.
00:32:12
They like a movie. Y'all just reading the script.
00:32:14
I'm the real deal. It's goofy.
00:32:16
Touching this.
00:32:16
I'm the greatest of all time.
00:32:18
Y'all support the cast. I'm the real deal. That's all.
00:32:21
Very much like a slap in the back.
00:32:22
Y'all just contributing the soul, y'all.
00:32:24
They can't go. But y'all don't hit me.
00:32:26
I'm saying this place seeing the game on lock up,
00:32:29
just grinding hard, putting all the work and hoping the shit's worth it.
00:32:32
That's all I'm saying.
00:32:33
Ain't nobody touching me.
00:32:34
I'm in my own lane. While y'all on the track.
00:32:36
The rappers talking about the shit that like a joke.
00:32:40
The Bronx are like poison.
00:32:41
That's the real smoke.
00:32:42
Fucking killing me while I'm watching this like a noose.
00:32:45
That's what I'm pursuing. Putting my only
00:32:48
hope on my little fucking project.
00:32:50
Just work that that's the real play.
00:32:51
Get your hopes up higher. That's what I'm saying.
00:32:53
But no no no no no no no, wait.
00:32:56
Oh, yes. Kill me.
00:32:57
Got my sights on you.
00:32:58
That's where I'ma be.
00:32:59
Just the anal cheat be, I think. Relax.
00:33:02
Yes, ma'am.
00:33:02
Hope it's worth it.
00:33:03
You're what you guys say later, okay?
00:33:08
Okay.
00:33:08
Congrats. Yeah.
00:33:11
Hope it's worth it.
00:33:13
Watch you little fucking podcast.
00:33:14
It's worth it later.
00:33:15
Okay. Oh,
00:33:19
are in a relationship.
00:33:21
Flashback Monday, 10 p.m.
00:33:24
eastern.
00:33:27
I think now that that's out of our system, I think.
00:33:29
Can we move on now? Okay. Yeah.
00:33:32
We what?
00:33:33
Now that that's out of our system, can we.
00:33:35
It's out of our system.
00:33:36
What do you mean it's not out of our system?
00:33:38
No. No, I don't know. You're talking about.
00:33:41
So here's my file.
00:33:42
Scientists found the micro sparks between the water droplets that
00:33:45
started life on Earth.
00:33:49
But, Evan.
00:33:50
And there's an AI photo generated, lightning and some green ooze.
00:33:55
Scientists basically recreated the
00:33:59
the start. What?
00:34:00
What we always considered the start of life.
00:34:03
You know, basically, the lightning hits some kind of thing and split
00:34:07
was the first advanced,
00:34:10
you know, more than a single.
00:34:11
I don't I don't know exactly how it somebody
00:34:13
I think in the comments it's more into that. I'm not that.
00:34:15
So I guess I would be the one commenting on the,
00:34:18
origin of life in the Big Bang and all that.
00:34:23
I thought there was a video here.
00:34:24
This is not the video.
00:34:25
Oh yeah, this is the video.
00:34:27
Now this is this. It?
00:34:34
The first video shows a tiny
00:34:36
drop of water splashing and spraying droplets in super slow slo mo.
00:34:40
This better have something to do with it.
00:34:43
The second video repeats the drop falling, but with the lights out, look closely.
00:34:46
You may have to view it in full view. Okay,
00:34:50
well I try to view everything in full view.
00:34:52
I think what happens is, is the droplet hits, there's like sparks.
00:34:56
So somehow water itself created some kind of energy
00:34:59
that then in turn turn into the protozoans or some shit like that.
00:35:03
Protozoa, I don't know, what's the first,
00:35:06
what's the most basic single celled life organism that you're aware of?
00:35:10
Amoeba. Protozoa.
00:35:13
Maybe one of those.
00:35:14
Maybe it's amoeba, then amoeba, then protozoa. Amoeba.
00:35:17
Seven amoebas. Way bigger.
00:35:18
We're talking about like, there was only six, five seconds.
00:35:21
Did you see it? Single celled organisms.
00:35:23
I don't fucking know. Yeah, I just saw, like, this gray screen.
00:35:25
It's like the fucking UFO video.
00:35:27
There's no like, goddamn you.
00:35:30
Okay, so remember, remember, what we're looking at is the first one
00:35:33
which was just a water dropping bloop right here where it seems to hit.
00:35:36
There's a bunch of sparks.
00:35:37
I think I see it, you know, there's like.
00:35:40
You see it.
00:35:41
Yeah.
00:35:41
It's like it looks like, like the the movie
00:35:45
theater back in the day when they actually used to use reel reels.
00:35:48
So there you go. That's proof. That's proof.
00:35:53
That's amazing.
00:35:53
They just send a DVD over.
00:35:56
Do you play Call of Duty?
00:35:57
That's another duty that comes up when you go to duty.
00:36:01
I used to live and done in a while, but just games got overblown.
00:36:04
They released another one every year and it's kind of the same shit.
00:36:07
And that's just.
00:36:07
Yep, you can spend 60 bucks and spend 60 bucks and then spend 60 bucks
00:36:11
and then spend some 80 bucks and then spend 80 bucks.
00:36:14
It's just like playing the same game years ago.
00:36:16
Sounds like Madden pay 80 bucks every year for a roster update with the same game,
00:36:21
but call duty.
00:36:21
I stepped away when I download a roster update.
00:36:24
My kids were growing to an age that they were very, very, very,
00:36:28
you know, influential. I had to make some decisions.
00:36:29
They were going to start playing video. They were influential.
00:36:32
They were influencing you.
00:36:33
They were.
00:36:34
It was an interesting time for them, for video games and
00:36:38
they really want to sit down and destroy things
00:36:40
with them, shoot things in the head and that sort of thing.
00:36:42
And then the call of duty that came out with the very first Modern Warfare,
00:36:45
the first thing you had to do
00:36:46
is infiltrate a terrible that was a fucking ball of of innocence.
00:36:51
And it would what happened was it would say, please do not do this.
00:36:54
If all kids were like, oh yeah, yeah, it'd be awesome.
00:36:58
So I never played that storyline because I never that was
00:37:01
that was literally the last thing that I did.
00:37:03
And I was just like, I don't feel good now, and video games
00:37:06
are supposed to do it.
00:37:08
You know, they kill a kid or something.
00:37:10
I don't remember, I just remember thinking, wow, this is
00:37:14
what you can skip that scene, you know?
00:37:16
Yeah. They allowed you to.
00:37:18
Yeah, but I paid for the games that for the that ones I knew.
00:37:21
The frugal cheapness comes in me.
00:37:22
I'm like, I paid for the game. And that's a given. Any of it.
00:37:25
I don't know what this fucking son of a bitch is saying, but
00:37:28
somebody saying something about Genesis
00:37:31
and Cancer, Veritas.
00:37:34
I think it's a biogenesis. Cochlear.
00:37:36
Cochlear implants. Would you say kosher?
00:37:40
What the fuck are you saying?
00:37:41
Dude, come on the show and say it because I don't know how to pronounce that.
00:37:44
Is conservatives related to Socrates don't even give him any help.
00:37:47
I don't I don't agree with the grammar.
00:37:53
I don't think you said that right.
00:37:54
That's not proper grammar.
00:37:57
What say you?
00:38:00
So I think I think that was certainly not the best, Gary monologue.
00:38:04
It was more or less scattered.
00:38:05
And it was it was the closest to a real Gary monologue.
00:38:08
Then.
00:38:09
That's the closest thing to Gary monologue that Gary Gary's ever gotten.
00:38:12
Because I didn't understand.
00:38:13
Oh, I chuckled a few times.
00:38:16
I chuckled a few times.
00:38:17
That's way better than a Gary monologue.
00:38:19
I really never laugh at a Gary monologue.
00:38:21
I usually get pissed off, and then I write stuff down so I can bring it up later.
00:38:24
Ryan says, Gary, please stop.
00:38:26
I can't pronounce these words.
00:38:28
I'm not even trying to win.
00:38:30
I did try, I think Gary did stop.
00:38:33
Mainly because,
00:38:35
he stopped.
00:38:36
He stopped so much that he quit.
00:38:38
He didn't quit, though. I think he's on vacation.
00:38:40
He's traveling back to the meth hillbilly.
00:38:43
It was
00:38:45
that.
00:38:47
It was roots.
00:38:51
We want to go back as money to.
00:38:55
Seriously, wasn't it the timing of the volume of that recording?
00:38:59
Amazing.
00:39:01
I mean, I boosted, I boosted and leveled out my version of it.
00:39:06
Well, I'm confused too, because I've been to the barn.
00:39:09
Isn't the barn door a giant sliding wooden door?
00:39:11
I've never been to the dark barn.
00:39:13
I don't know. She managed to slam the fuck out of it though.
00:39:15
It's all I did. I can turn it around.
00:39:17
In one of the videos last week, he put his camera on run.
00:39:19
I can show you. I don't know what the fuck shows me like it, man.
00:39:22
You know, they may have like, you know, again.
00:39:24
No, I think she.
00:39:25
I think she kicked something, but I don't want to hear about it.
00:39:28
Did you hear the hinge?
00:39:31
That's a hinge.
00:39:32
Yeah. It's not a you want to dissect it even more.
00:39:34
Do you hear? The lighter in the beginning and the cigaret hanging out of her mouth.
00:39:37
She's like, she sounds very cool.
00:39:40
She came in with it.
00:39:41
Yeah, right. You're up.
00:39:43
Man. The cigaret.
00:39:44
She lit a cigaret as she was coming in. Man, she's a badass.
00:39:47
I respect her so much.
00:39:49
She's probably got a leather jacket on a fucking a spiked chain.
00:39:53
She's right.
00:39:54
From up to this point on.
00:39:55
I will deal with Gary and accept Gary in the show.
00:39:57
But I want Bonnie.
00:39:59
I mean, I'm sorry.
00:39:59
I want this Gary, damn it.
00:40:01
I want Mrs.
00:40:02
Gary on the show, on the host as the host of the show forever.
00:40:05
No, no,
00:40:08
let me
00:40:08
get down to some real, real conversations.
00:40:12
Back off.
00:40:16
What I would say, what I would say.
00:40:17
She's one of my favorite part.
00:40:18
His I love his. Okay, okay, okay.
00:40:21
Yeah. Is that the short version?
00:40:23
Because there's a longer version of the part where I've got
00:40:26
I've got them all cut up.
00:40:27
I've got them all cut up.
00:40:28
But that I'm sure you do roll it out slowly though, like,
00:40:32
you know, I mean, okay.
00:40:33
Right here, here we go.
00:40:34
I don't want to. I don't want no podcast.
00:40:37
Well, you keep talking over it, so.
00:40:38
Oh, you're a little fucking podcast.
00:40:41
It's one thing
00:40:43
there is, is one of them green,
00:40:46
username flag with some gay bigfoot.
00:40:50
I can't says there are three days.
00:40:51
Three days of three fucking doors.
00:40:53
There are two of them. One door. Do two of them.
00:40:55
Two of them make sense?
00:40:57
And I would assume nowadays you probably have to put a back door for fire reasons.
00:41:00
And he really likes are you just want to know
00:41:01
if it's green man door behind the green door man doors
00:41:07
like my garage has a door, but it's a garage door.
00:41:10
You know, like, I've never heard the expression man doors.
00:41:14
Yeah, that's what you call a human door.
00:41:15
Yeah, that's what you call,
00:41:18
because that, that real.
00:41:19
Can you please comment it shops.
00:41:21
It's you're contracted shops.
00:41:22
If there's a, if there's a giant, garage door or a roll up door or whatever
00:41:28
that vehicles travel through to deliver stuff,
00:41:31
you are, as a human, not supposed to walk through those openings.
00:41:34
There are always doors right? Right.
00:41:36
But they always just we just call them ers and then the freight door or doors
00:41:40
and they get the fuck out of the way, door or doors and you'll die door.
00:41:43
Yeah I understand like if you're not a fuck face just I've never call
00:41:47
it never heard it called a human I don't know.
00:41:49
Well, you know what?
00:41:50
Fuck off, dude, you're going to make fun of me.
00:41:52
Fuck you.
00:41:54
Oh, fuck off.
00:41:54
You're a little fucking hack, okay?
00:41:56
It's working.
00:41:57
Okay, so that is the big question, and I'm answering it.
00:42:01
It is worth it.
00:42:02
It was worth playing. It was. Yeah.
00:42:04
Every episode. It's been worth it.
00:42:06
The reason it's worth it is because the value is zero.
00:42:12
All I get out of it hasn't been worth it.
00:42:14
But I really like the hold on, hold on.
00:42:19
Please. Oh.
00:42:20
Go on. Let's say some sometimes, you know.
00:42:22
Was it something I did?
00:42:23
Was it something that you felt you didn't bring?
00:42:26
Sometimes you get too late and you know, I get tired
00:42:29
or I get too drunk or I'm tired in the morning
00:42:32
or I have some good shit and then, you know,
00:42:35
certain people who, you know, don't know how to react
00:42:38
properly, don't react properly.
00:42:39
And then I kind of get annoyed with it or somebody brings
00:42:42
isn't really like entertaining it.
00:42:43
Somebody brings content that really isn't entertaining.
00:42:45
But you don't.
00:42:46
You don't what you never do. You hear?
00:42:50
Do I ever say anything?
00:42:51
Does anybody know whatever.
00:42:52
Like because there's always it is always games that it's fucking great.
00:42:56
There's times that it's like, oh, this is hilarious.
00:42:57
There's times where it's like, this is funny.
00:42:59
There's times where it's like, I'm learning something.
00:43:00
There's times and so doesn't matter.
00:43:03
All the times where I kind of subtly like what your blood is,
00:43:06
all that matters is that the times that are great are great.
00:43:09
Like they supersede like it's it's definitely the, the
00:43:12
the good times outweigh the bad times even just in quantity.
00:43:17
But yeah, there's times that, you know
00:43:20
oh see I, I don't I every moment to me is even coming right now.
00:43:23
I had to rush, I had to go over to Olive garden
00:43:25
and then the fucking, the whatever that thing was that was serving me to.
00:43:29
I'm not sure what it was.
00:43:30
It was very high voice, but it'll hold on.
00:43:33
I don't know if you know how you know. Yeah.
00:43:35
You know, there's these other places that are shitty, are on way unhealthy.
00:43:38
You can go through and get food in like two, five minutes. 2 or 5 minutes.
00:43:41
Oh, no. It's.
00:43:42
Yeah.
00:43:43
You know, well, what I got probably is generally unhealthy
00:43:46
and I agree with had to what do you think in the comments.
00:43:50
Oh did does he have to eat Olive garden.
00:43:52
I don't think you have to you know I can post.
00:43:54
There's only one reason to eat at Olive garden, you fool.
00:43:56
And that's to sit there and eat forever as much as you can.
00:44:00
At least the pasta and salad and breadsticks that you pick.
00:44:03
Do they still have that?
00:44:05
I have no idea.
00:44:06
Oh, here we go.
00:44:09
You know where in the world is draw drawer?
00:44:13
Well, it's good, cause they do together.
00:44:16
Like down in the doing.
00:44:19
Are you in the same exact flavor to tell the story?
00:44:25
Gets a truck like that.
00:44:26
Clears up where he's been.
00:44:28
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
00:44:33
Well, tell me, when and where is Dr.
00:44:37
Drew?
00:44:38
Yo, Joe, go.
00:44:43
Nice.
00:44:46
So the stucco makes me nervous.
00:44:48
That had some serious leaking.
00:44:50
Yeah, I hate stucco.
00:44:53
The, And they never clean that.
00:44:55
How do you how do you clean stucco bedrooms back there?
00:44:58
Oh, you don't I don't think that it does it.
00:45:01
It's technically a two room suite, but it's not.
00:45:04
Well, well, is there a door?
00:45:06
Is there a man door? One roof.
00:45:08
Hold on. Is there a man door?
00:45:10
No. There's women woman doors in here.
00:45:13
Yeah.
00:45:13
I can't believe in 2025 you guys can get away with man doors.
00:45:16
Gary corrected you and said people doors, which I don't I we don't do that here.
00:45:20
Yeah we don't. We did it. We.
00:45:23
Oh I know we're still on YouTube I'm sorry people doors.
00:45:25
Yeah.
00:45:25
So there's like a little bar here that like I have
00:45:27
so I'm like doing a standard podcast.
00:45:29
I feel like Pat McAfee in this bitch.
00:45:32
Yeah. Why does he stand up?
00:45:33
He's so excited.
00:45:34
Somebody else stand up, I watch oh, the salty.
00:45:37
I have a workstation in the workstation.
00:45:39
My office, but
00:45:41
my office has a raise and lower desk, and I used to work standing up.
00:45:44
I haven't done it in a while,
00:45:45
but I like the option to change height and kind of adjust differently.
00:45:49
But then I'm also putting a potential station, or I'm
00:45:52
putting a workstation slash podcasting station in the garage as well. So
00:45:56
successfully hung my third shelf, painted all up,
00:45:59
kind of want to do like two taller job, but I'm going too fast.
00:46:03
What? What's the difference? Going to workstation?
00:46:05
I do podcast millennium, a camera,
00:46:08
TV or two, which I call my mind you.
00:46:13
Well, you're just a TV behind you.
00:46:15
No, no. Good. No. Like I have multiple like.
00:46:18
So when I'm out there working, I can, like, put TV on it.
00:46:21
And then if I feel like it, I can, like, hang out in the garage
00:46:24
and do the podcast versus do it in my office.
00:46:26
So yeah, so it sounds like you be podcasting at your works.
00:46:29
I could work, I could work from when I'm working from home.
00:46:33
I could work from the garage.
00:46:35
No no, no.
00:46:36
Three days.
00:46:37
Ryan can't stand motherfucking enunciate.
00:46:39
This fucking heat has been going to ship ships.
00:46:42
I fucked up trying to explain, like a pronunciation.
00:46:44
Pronunciation?
00:46:45
Pronounced pronunciation, I don't know, right?
00:46:49
Early.
00:46:49
Right.
00:46:50
Oh, pronounce c. That's.
00:46:51
I make it too complicated.
00:46:53
Pronounce. Let's trying to say that right.
00:46:57
That's great pronunciation. It.
00:47:01
I hope it's all an act.
00:47:02
God, I hope it's an act, because nobody can be that stupid.
00:47:05
Me who?
00:47:06
Oh, yeah, they're talking about you want to believe in the wrong things?
00:47:09
Do you want to believe in the dumb things that are objectively untrue?
00:47:12
Just because it makes you feel good,
00:47:13
because it corresponds to your personal biases? Yes.
00:47:17
Biases or bias.
00:47:18
You know, that's not where Gary saw that clip going.
00:47:23
Yes, yes, we all do.
00:47:24
And have clip no, no no we don't.
00:47:29
Or do you want to feel a little uncomfortable at first
00:47:31
and recognize that this shit is just, it can impact anyone?
00:47:34
It's okay.
00:47:34
But at least now you know better.
00:47:37
Hello.
00:47:39
So I learned from this very wise person nicknamed easy.
00:47:43
He once practically yelled at me, which was cool because it wasn't even
00:47:46
audible.
00:47:47
He said, did I fucking even ask because I was trying to explain something?
00:47:51
So no, the answer to that is no. Not everybody.
00:47:55
I don't know this long.
00:47:56
I'm sorry you weren't invited,
00:47:58
right?
00:47:59
I must 11, but anyway, what is Joe?
00:48:02
Joe Rogan looks more and more has his head.
00:48:03
Looks very potato. Ask.
00:48:05
I can tell just by looking at the complexion.
00:48:07
This is when CNN made him look like shit.
00:48:09
I think for what he had Covid ten.
00:48:11
I wanted to make a video to address some of the controversy
00:48:14
maybe going on over the past few days.
00:48:15
This is, the podcast has been accused of spreading dangerous misinformation.
00:48:21
Yeah it is. Do I get things wrong out of solutely?
00:48:24
I get things he's not in very sorry in public.
00:48:27
I most certainly don't want. Right.
00:48:28
Oftentimes you have a disclaimer that information.
00:48:31
That's why some of my ideas are not that prepared or fleshed out.
00:48:35
I am going to do my best in the future.
00:48:38
So if I pissed you off, I'm sorry.
00:48:40
All right.
00:48:41
He's not much reason this isn't real.
00:48:43
He doesn't do this, and I do my best.
00:48:46
He doesn't do that.
00:48:48
He does acknowledge shit like that one.
00:48:50
So the sad answer to that, though, if you ask people, do you want to be
00:48:54
put back into the matrix and matrix and enjoy the steak
00:48:58
even you know and just not know, just live in bliss?
00:49:01
For my experience, trying to explain
00:49:04
both, you know, just simple things like what's in your food to,
00:49:07
you know, what's going to come in, will you from your government?
00:49:10
Most people don't want to know
00:49:13
what's going to kill you from your government.
00:49:15
I don't think you can just pick something that people you know.
00:49:18
You don't think so? Really?
00:49:20
Really?
00:49:21
No, I don't think they're trying to kill me.
00:49:22
I just think that they don't care if I live or die.
00:49:25
But they're not trying to kill me.
00:49:27
My mom or my mother.
00:49:32
I gotta be honest with you.
00:49:36
That's all we can play on YouTube without getting flagged.
00:49:38
But,
00:49:42
What about,
00:49:43
I better not talk about it, especially on YouTube.
00:49:47
They may not be trying to kill you, but there's ways where their negligence
00:49:51
and ignorance could possibly be harmful.
00:49:56
Whose ignorance and negligence?
00:49:58
Any other group that has your well-being and interests, you know at heart you're.
00:50:03
Well, they.
00:50:03
They seem to care for you.
00:50:06
That's a whole nother.
00:50:08
That's opposite of duty.
00:50:14
Yeah, I'm not sure.
00:50:17
I didn't, look at any of these clips, but some of these clips
00:50:20
that Gary sent in this week are 20 and 30 minutes long.
00:50:24
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:50:26
Like, that's what, like, I didn't even know that going in.
00:50:28
But I already know that there's gonna be an issue because I just know Gary.
00:50:33
Yeah. It's like I need I need somebody to drum this up.
00:50:35
Don't just, like, play the clip and then that's it.
00:50:37
Like, okay,
00:50:38
I otherwise I'm just going to shit on it the whole time because I don't know why
00:50:41
I'm watching it unless it's very, very cut and dry, which then that's all.
00:50:44
He should send in a shit that's very, very cut and dry.
00:50:47
I don't know.
00:50:49
All I know is,
00:50:55
And then I might as well do one of these.
00:50:57
And when I say one, I mean.
00:51:01
So it's weird because, you know,
00:51:04
it's, it's one of the three doors for sure.
00:51:09
What else would she.
00:51:10
She brought her own door.
00:51:11
She brought a fourth door just as you could slam it.
00:51:14
I would love that.
00:51:15
I was like, I'm, I'm
00:51:18
a door slammer, I admit it.
00:51:21
And I get I get chastised for slamming a door, but one, it's my door
00:51:26
to such a great statement, though I have to fix it.
00:51:30
If I slam it so hard that I've set it off its frame.
00:51:33
Or, you know, usually the only thing that happens is the lock sticks in.
00:51:37
But it's very satisfying.
00:51:40
What are my options?
00:51:42
Should I get physically violent and cross some lines, some legal lines,
00:51:46
or just slam the door?
00:51:47
If those are my only two options and I'm that, what?
00:51:49
What are we?
00:51:50
I mean, it would all depend on what the outrages for know.
00:51:54
I don't really want to go into it, but let's just say it's.
00:51:57
It was really.
00:51:57
It was bad enough where I.
00:51:59
I need some outlet.
00:52:01
I just, I think,
00:52:02
I think slamming doors do they don't have rage rooms
00:52:04
where people pay a shitload of money to go slam shit,
00:52:07
I don't know, but the last time I was in an airport, there was a sensory
00:52:10
room, and I almost wanted to go into it just to see what the fuck was in there.
00:52:13
But they had. It was all glass like fancy looked.
00:52:16
There was a big area that in it, like there was no one in it.
00:52:18
Obviously, because you're getting on an airplane,
00:52:21
you're getting a sensory room for like, you know, towards,
00:52:25
oh, we hit pay now, we had one of those, that at one of the tours
00:52:30
in the large automotive manufacturers headquarters
00:52:33
has those all over.
00:52:37
Right next to the prayer room.
00:52:39
We need we didn't know because.
00:52:41
Oh my God. Right.
00:52:42
So I was leaving the airport, last week, coming from Texas.
00:52:45
And there's, like, this little cubbyhole where there's a men's bathroom,
00:52:48
a women's bathroom on one side in the men's bathroom.
00:52:50
The other is a woman praying right next to the doorway of the fucking men's
00:52:53
bathroom on a rug for her husband to
00:52:58
do, I think
00:52:59
I just thought it was a weird spot to, to pray as near the men's bathroom.
00:53:02
But then I came out and there was, another garbed woman
00:53:05
that was sitting with her husband, and they weren't praying.
00:53:07
And so I thought that they all had to pray at the same time.
00:53:11
But, you know, I don't know.
00:53:14
Sorry. Did you.
00:53:14
Oh, you mean the call to prayer?
00:53:16
Were they facing east?
00:53:19
I don't know, yes, she was in the men's room.
00:53:21
I don't fucking know direction. Right. You know what?
00:53:23
Whatever direction it is, that's the direction you got to face.
00:53:25
So she wasn't facing the men's room.
00:53:27
She was facing a direction.
00:53:29
Or maybe she's head back.
00:53:30
She was like, trying to do it out of off the beaten path,
00:53:32
but it's right near the bathroom, so it's like everyone's looking at you
00:53:36
and going, we just.
00:53:38
We just bombed your ass.
00:53:40
Kanye was back in court.
00:53:43
For what? What do you do?
00:53:45
Oh, it doesn't matter.
00:53:46
This was his, the Jews first.
00:53:48
Would you raise your right hand?
00:53:51
Do solemnly state under penalty of perjury that the evidence you shall give in this
00:53:55
matter will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Yes.
00:54:00
I see that you're looking probably a device.
00:54:03
Are you on your phone?
00:54:05
Yes. Okay.
00:54:06
I'm going to ask.
00:54:07
As a ground rule, you're not be on your phone during the exam.
00:54:11
So we agree to that.
00:54:12
Due to my, mental genius ness, in order to focus on this,
00:54:16
or I need to be on a,
00:54:22
But so do
00:54:23
you want to speak to your client before we continue, I think?
00:54:26
Well, Kanye, in terms of
00:54:29
you can listen to the questions and answer them, right?
00:54:32
Okay. I get off the phone.
00:54:38
Okay. Mr.
00:54:39
West, why have you gone to mass to start this deposition?
00:54:44
Because you don't have the right
00:54:45
to see my face.
00:54:49
I love that guy.
00:54:50
He's just fucking trolling people.
00:54:52
I don't think he's actually crazy.
00:54:53
Just like fucking with people.
00:54:55
My favorite part was the lawyer.
00:54:57
I also judges, like, Excuse me, counsel, is there anything you can do
00:55:00
about your client?
00:55:01
He he literally goes to,
00:55:05
no stays these days.
00:55:07
You can't tell someone not to, like, do stuff like that.
00:55:09
He could just say, I don't feel comfortable having my face shown.
00:55:12
Is that is it is.
00:55:13
He's.
00:55:13
He's literally keeping the bill down to cover his face.
00:55:16
No, I think he's just following him.
00:55:18
He was on his phone.
00:55:19
He wasn't paying attention when he called them out.
00:55:20
He's like, all right, I'm going to fucking do something else to piss you off.
00:55:23
And so he decided to put a thing over his head,
00:55:25
and all they have to do is just fucking pretend like he didn't do it.
00:55:28
It's like a child.
00:55:29
Just pretend like he didn't do it.
00:55:31
The problem is, is he's trolling them,
00:55:33
knowing that they're fucking triggered by this dumb shit.
00:55:37
And so they're going to be, why did you just put that on your head?
00:55:40
And it's like just they know him, right?
00:55:44
It's obviously him you don't need for the record though.
00:55:47
You don't need to because show my age he's just redoing Michael Jackson.
00:55:51
Michael Jackson did the same shit.
00:55:53
Yeah, he's just fucking with people.
00:55:56
He just.
00:55:56
He just used to hide.
00:55:58
Well, he's like,
00:55:59
who hide his face because public for the paparazzi and shit though.
00:56:03
Yeah. He's like, oh, don't look at me.
00:56:05
And I, he's caught him in the picture, but don't look at me.
00:56:08
Don't you have a right to face your accuser?
00:56:10
Do you think that counts?
00:56:11
If it's a video call, I don't,
00:56:14
these days it becomes more and more regular.
00:56:16
And honestly,
00:56:17
the issue with the court systems is they don't have a it's hard
00:56:20
to process everyone.
00:56:21
So if that. Yeah. Things up now.
00:56:24
Yeah.
00:56:24
You can you can wait you can wait 30 days and actually face the judge.
00:56:27
Or we can go right now and be like, oh what a great fun.
00:56:30
It makes great television because all that shit ends up on.
00:56:33
Yeah, there's a lot of ham to tell.
00:56:35
Yeah, because you get all these assholes.
00:56:37
I just watch one the other day. Bitch.
00:56:39
Just like walking around.
00:56:40
And then she, I forget what she was doing, but she.
00:56:44
She's eating some shit or
00:56:45
making a sandwich, and she was, And they were like, what do you do?
00:56:48
Which is funny, because it's one of our segments. Damn it.
00:56:50
I wish I would have brought that to the show.
00:56:51
It was on the court cam television on.
00:56:53
I usually put on Pluto because they just loop that shit, but,
00:56:56
she's making a sandwich, and then there's like,
00:56:58
they're like, are you making a sandwich?
00:57:00
And she's like, well, yeah, I need to feed my kid.
00:57:02
They're like, well, you're in court and you need to pay attention.
00:57:04
And she's like, well, I'm trying to feed my kid.
00:57:06
So she starts an argument about why she needs to feed her kid,
00:57:09
and it's like, bitch, you had all this time to feed your kid up to this moment.
00:57:13
Why aren't you?
00:57:15
Oh, here we go. Hell, yeah.
00:57:16
Make me a sandwich, bitch.
00:57:21
But it's not a sandwich girl, though
00:57:24
it doesn't matter as long as it's a girl.
00:57:28
There's that awesome portfolio.
00:57:29
I mean, a attractive girl.
00:57:32
I don't know if it started at the beginning. I'm going to start over.
00:57:34
There's that awesome part that I always refer to that when it's hot.
00:57:36
The red dot.
00:57:40
Either goes away or turns on.
00:57:41
I don't even remember that red dot.
00:57:44
See that red dot right there? There's a. These are the best part.
00:57:46
Best pans ever.
00:57:50
And she says, no, don't use it.
00:57:53
Use this big giant fucking
00:57:56
wait, that's a pan.
00:57:57
And this is a pot, right?
00:57:58
See, I'm a man and I have a wife, so she cooks for me.
00:58:03
I don't know the difference. And.
00:58:11
Oh, God.
00:58:12
What did you do? Gary, this is not a sandwich.
00:58:15
This is puke squelch.
00:58:16
What's a squelch?
00:58:25
Okay, that was an asshole troll.
00:58:28
That was a trick.
00:58:29
That was some kind of trick.
00:58:29
That was not the sandwich.
00:58:32
That's not making me a sandwich.
00:58:33
That was.
00:58:33
Make me some English pudding.
00:58:36
Was it bread pudding? Chicken Alfredo.
00:58:39
Oh, hey, it's still a regular show.
00:58:41
I don't think you should eat it.
00:58:42
You're making me fucking hungry.
00:58:47
I got tacos and burritos sitting right here, but I'm not eating.
00:58:50
You're right.
00:58:50
Speaking of food, I apologize. You see, the.
00:58:53
Did you.
00:58:54
We're staying on the stand. No. Hold on. Wait. We're going.
00:58:56
Okay. We're staying with food.
00:58:57
No, no, no, we're staying with food.
00:58:58
I was going to go to the sandwich, but I found I found the video. So I have pizza
00:59:02
now. We're going to stick with sandwiches.
00:59:03
Then we'll go to pizza. Sorry.
00:59:07
Okay, I found the video.
00:59:08
I found the video segment, which I was going to skip.
00:59:11
I was going to skip the fucking intro here, but the lame fucking jokes
00:59:15
that whoever wrote this for this news team and of course, is Detroit okay,
00:59:18
was it Detroit? That makes sense. Yeah. Great.
00:59:20
You have to balance the evidence, spread the facts evenly,
00:59:24
and nobody gets jammed up an examination.
00:59:27
But what if you apply those methods to making a peanut butter?
00:59:30
You say apply instead.
00:59:31
Apply in front of a judge. He did.
00:59:33
He got a better one, my buddy.
00:59:36
Tonight we're getting him. Who cares?
00:59:39
But, Oh, no, I don't want to do that.
00:59:41
In any court hearing, you have to baking a peanut butter.
00:59:44
I want to hear apply again.
00:59:45
But what if you apply those methods?
00:59:47
Yeah, but what if you apply those?
00:59:49
He sounds like very like a Big Bang theory sandwich.
00:59:52
Why, judge? Give him a break.
00:59:54
Not the best idea.
00:59:55
A metro Detroit woman did it in. What do you say?
00:59:57
It was about what she was thinking and what happened.
01:00:00
This is so funny.
01:00:01
Because I hate peanut butter jelly.
01:00:03
There's no wrong way to stack a sandwich.
01:00:06
Unless, of course, you're doing it in court.
01:00:08
When I call these guys the same time, whenever,
01:00:11
whatever you're trying to prepare, that's my daughter, who's Outerbridge
01:00:15
found herself in a bit of a jam when she was called out for making her
01:00:20
butter and jelly sandwich jam.
01:00:22
Get it, get it, and I am. That's brilliant.
01:00:24
That day, a bit of a jam.
01:00:26
We had to call hire comedians, right?
01:00:28
Because she was vomiting. She had a 9 a.m.
01:00:30
court appearance for a meet. Wait, she took her out of school.
01:00:33
She was vomiting then.
01:00:34
That's why she's making a sandwich. Sandwiches.
01:00:35
She could eat it and then it back up.
01:00:37
It's peanut butter and jelly.
01:00:38
You got to feed your kids, especially if they're hungry again after vomiting.
01:00:41
You definitely had a 9 a.m.
01:00:42
court appearance for a misdemeanor charge something.
01:00:44
And that's going to include
01:00:45
an easy to clean and honorable Judge Sean Perkins present.
01:00:47
Show the actual video all about it.
01:00:50
Is that a rule? I seen a couple of jokes.
01:00:52
I don't want to get in trouble for saying no, but they like
01:00:55
us. Can you pass?
01:00:57
No. There was an arrest. Do you?
01:00:59
I know all the things that he should be upset about because he's in a
01:01:03
there's no.
01:01:03
You can show up in court in a row.
01:01:07
That should have been her response.
01:01:09
Like, motherfucker, you in a row.
01:01:10
You're no you no that would you contempt right there being funny
01:01:14
you would be arrested said funny in there because you know like
01:01:17
sometimes I can't help myself class clown and shit.
01:01:19
But they do not if you if you make the judge laugh,
01:01:23
nine times out of ten, he will punish you for it.
01:01:27
That's what I like.
01:01:28
I just it's like, well, you're like, obviously like, I get it.
01:01:32
But it's like, well, you're on a roll. Do.
01:01:33
But yeah, you know, whenever that would do, that would have been brilliant.
01:01:37
I would have said
01:01:39
the jokes, I don't want to get a job wasn't over there.
01:01:41
I was the judge, man. He got on a row.
01:01:44
Fuck off. Did you watch this already?
01:01:46
Speak for disaster.
01:01:46
Just stole your fucking joke.
01:01:49
Shit fucking year.
01:01:50
The lowest common denominator is what that is.
01:01:52
Is that's the fucking. The.
01:01:55
Yeah, I got multiple court dates.
01:01:58
I got to get the zoom number, and, And they had told me like,
01:02:02
oh, you're supposed to be there right now.
01:02:03
So when he, I mean, I hold it for two hours.
01:02:05
I'm not going to lie, I kind of forgot
01:02:07
he was even on the phone until I heard, oh, that changes everything.
01:02:12
I'm sorry that your daughter is sick
01:02:15
now. All right, on the one hand, just say that that's not me, I comment.
01:02:19
May I comment? No, no.
01:02:21
On the one hand, no, no, she was sitting in court, which we've
01:02:25
all probably done for a traffic ticket or, you know, whatever.
01:02:29
Yeah, yeah. No, no.
01:02:31
Whatever happens. Yeah,
01:02:34
I've been there.
01:02:35
You have to show up no matter what.
01:02:37
If you have a court date, it seems to always be you have to show up at 9:00.
01:02:40
So you're there at 845,
01:02:43
and sometimes you sit there till 445 and they come out and say,
01:02:47
I'm sorry, sir, you're going to have to come back tomorrow.
01:02:50
So on the one hand, I get where she should have made other.
01:02:52
If you have a court date, any retarded zoom,
01:02:54
maybe you should make arrangements for somebody to watch your child
01:02:57
as if you were completely indisposed.
01:03:00
I mean, how long? She said two hours.
01:03:02
Like the kid can go two hours eating if you feed it just before that.
01:03:06
Two hours, you know.
01:03:07
I mean, she waited.
01:03:08
She probably waited for two hours thinking that it'll be long over with.
01:03:11
And now the kids.
01:03:11
Mama, my tummy hurting. I'm hungry. Right.
01:03:14
It may not have been a wise choice, but that's that's.
01:03:17
That's why you very calculatedly get it done.
01:03:21
And even as a father, I'm saying that because mothers are more compassionate
01:03:24
and seem to do.
01:03:26
I don't want to say she's like, she puts this shit down.
01:03:28
This is this is the video where she's like, scooping peanut butter.
01:03:32
Same time.
01:03:33
Like she could just pause for a second or like, you know, and once he points out,
01:03:39
it's probably, you say, I could be stressing a baby over here.
01:03:42
I could be strangling a baby on the counter here.
01:03:44
Do you have a child of a podcast workstation?
01:03:46
Oh, I'm strangling the phone on the counter.
01:03:49
I'm touching my penis. Like, can you tell?
01:03:51
Can you tell I'm whacked right now?
01:03:53
Can you tell?
01:03:55
I've got a whole pile of blow right here.
01:03:57
Can you tell?
01:03:57
I'm about to do a line.
01:03:58
Hold on.
01:04:03
We did it. We,
01:04:05
I'm about to fire a gun off to the side over here.
01:04:10
Yeah, I don't know.
01:04:11
It's.
01:04:11
The problem is.
01:04:12
Is with zoom calls, the formality is lost.
01:04:15
That's why kids keep falling asleep.
01:04:16
People get caught masturbating. All kinds of stupid shit happens.
01:04:19
It would never happen in person with fucking.
01:04:21
Who's that dude?
01:04:23
Which is two to Toobin, Toobin, Toobin, tuber.
01:04:27
That's now a verb.
01:04:28
You got caught. Toobin.
01:04:30
He has a job back.
01:04:32
Here's a job still, I would great.
01:04:35
That's a stupid mistake.
01:04:37
I mean, he didn't. Our child.
01:04:38
I mean, what do he know?
01:04:40
It wasn't even like a it's just unfortunate.
01:04:43
It's very unfortunate. No. It's not.
01:04:45
What are you doing?
01:04:47
It's not unfortunate. You did it on purpose.
01:04:49
It was. It wasn't an ax.
01:04:50
Oh. Oops.
01:04:51
My dick came out of the back.
01:04:52
What happens when I come out?
01:04:54
You've never loved one out on a zoom call.
01:04:56
You just did. Just now.
01:04:59
I was touching it, but I wasn't actually, like.
01:05:01
So you're saying. Yeah, you do it.
01:05:03
You just do it just enough off camera where you can't get caught.
01:05:05
You're not that stupid.
01:05:06
See what I think is he did it.
01:05:08
He does it so much.
01:05:10
So much that he just was a big accident.
01:05:14
Yeah, he just forgot to,
01:05:17
like, I have a tie.
01:05:18
That's usually. Are you usually in the shower or late?
01:05:20
Late at night that I like to take care of my man needs if I'm.
01:05:25
Are you one of those paranoid camera people
01:05:29
like you?
01:05:29
One of the people that sits on every camera, if that's what you mean.
01:05:32
I put a piece of tape over my laptop camera so they can't see what I'm doing.
01:05:36
No, I have a fucking fucking shutter, bitch.
01:05:38
Yeah, they got a flat.
01:05:39
Yeah, it doesn't matter, because it's not because I'm a crazy person.
01:05:43
Because that's because I'm a tech guy with tools
01:05:44
that I know that can access your camera when you don't know it. Okay?
01:05:47
I don't give a fuck if you watch my fucking bedroom when no one's in there.
01:05:51
My fucking office when no one's in there for fucking see.
01:05:54
16 hours a day.
01:05:57
No one's in there. And usually.
01:05:59
And it usually is less than that.
01:06:01
First of all, this is a great conversation.
01:06:04
All of that, you're going to filter through all of that video
01:06:06
and then find the one time where maybe I say something
01:06:09
that you don't even fucking like, and there's millions of me,
01:06:14
hundreds of millions of me to to do that.
01:06:16
Billions of me. Sorry.
01:06:17
I don't even know how that works,
01:06:19
but I'm just saying, like, it's so you looking at your watch and
01:06:22
or doing anything that you want other people to be able
01:06:25
to see in public, you're not going to hack into your camera.
01:06:29
Wait, I know,
01:06:30
I know, these are trying to hack into your computer and give us money.
01:06:34
They're not going to scan. You see, you get your money.
01:06:36
You don't have to hack into your camera.
01:06:38
It's recording all the time.
01:06:42
Who gives a fuck?
01:06:44
Not you.
01:06:44
You're going to filter through all that video.
01:06:46
It's impossible.
01:06:48
No, you don't have to. You can.
01:06:50
I don't want to get into it too much.
01:06:51
But you can search very specifically.
01:06:55
I don't really give a fuck, which I nothing.
01:06:57
That's just the tools that they have that aren't public.
01:06:59
But even with just public tools, you could fish it in there,
01:07:02
have a transcript, public debauchery.
01:07:04
I on give you a brief synopsis and be able to search timestamps of any point
01:07:08
that there is.
01:07:09
You can go online and find actual video of crimes
01:07:14
yet to be punished by and somebody just in case.
01:07:19
Right, I get it.
01:07:19
But so you online and find it easily find some of these information
01:07:24
way easier than it is.
01:07:25
You hack into my camera
01:07:26
and then wait for me to say a credit card number on the phone.
01:07:30
Do you have anymore?
01:07:31
Or curtains on your windows in your new dwelling?
01:07:38
Yeah, currently it's curtains, but we need to get blinds.
01:07:40
I don't give a fuck what they do.
01:07:41
You have some charges because I fucking hate them.
01:07:44
They're the shit. Yes. You said yes.
01:07:47
Yeah. Why?
01:07:50
So people don't
01:07:52
try to see what I have inside of my house.
01:07:55
Oh, well, there's there's a great example why I cover my camera.
01:07:59
Okay, well, I mean, no idea where you are.
01:08:01
If I look at you right now, I don't know where you are.
01:08:04
I have no idea.
01:08:05
If you need more room, you need much more information.
01:08:08
But it's fucking fine, you know?
01:08:09
And I'm not saying that it'll be the only thing,
01:08:12
but you would need more information. You are correct.
01:08:14
But it could be a part of the information.
01:08:16
Okay.
01:08:17
I just don't think it's. Then you have to make it.
01:08:20
So what is one of traps for me?
01:08:22
Watching this one guy, hoping that maybe he moves his camera elsewhere
01:08:26
and I can get maybe a better layout of his house
01:08:28
to where maybe one day I could figure out where he lives,
01:08:30
and then maybe I could go there and maybe take of something of value.
01:08:34
Once I figure what that out is, once he puts a camera on it, then I can go,
01:08:37
wow, it'll be worth it
01:08:38
to go to him all the way over there just to steal this one thing,
01:08:42
because he accidentally showed a camera footage of it?
01:08:46
Yeah, I don't think that would ever come into play.
01:08:48
So it doesn't. It's not really.
01:08:50
It's not really relevant in this conversation.
01:08:52
You're a little fucking. I'm glad you got it out.
01:08:55
So my main point, though is if, it
01:08:59
is it your duty to protect your own discretion?
01:09:04
In other words, duty.
01:09:06
Like, if you turn it around and you're walking around your house naked
01:09:09
and you don't have window coverings,
01:09:10
you would probably get in trouble even though you're in your own 100.
01:09:14
What? Somebody could see you.
01:09:16
It just, I don't know, like my with my head like, turn it.
01:09:19
Which is weird because I have a it happens to me.
01:09:23
Me to listen.
01:09:24
I have a specific situation in my bathroom where I have an exhaust fan that just.
01:09:26
It's just too much.
01:09:28
Leaves are fucking office
01:09:29
door open and her fucking office curtain, why the fuck open?
01:09:32
And when I take a shower and I come out the fucking hallway door
01:09:35
instead of the door that goes out into the bedroom
01:09:37
for whatever reason, because I usually don't use that bathroom.
01:09:40
She uses the bathroom.
01:09:41
It's pretty much the same. Can you let it?
01:09:44
He wants to know when you do that,
01:09:46
but I get pissed off at her.
01:09:47
I'm like, bitch, you're going to give me a fucking, like,
01:09:49
indecent exposure ticket because somebody's going to see my,
01:09:52
like, me fucking walking out thinking I'm doing it.
01:09:54
So here, here's my situation.
01:09:56
If I get out of the shower and I don't close it or turn off the fan
01:10:00
because we don't, I don't have an exact I don't have a built in exhaust fan.
01:10:02
It's just in the window. One blows in, one blows out.
01:10:05
That's how our exhaust fan works.
01:10:07
Yeah, I've almost well, it's on because when it's on you can see through it.
01:10:11
And my neighbor's driveway and her side door where she walks in and out parks.
01:10:14
Her car is right there. So she's coming. If she's leaving.
01:10:17
Oh wait, what
01:10:19
if she's if she's if she's leaving or coming, why would she be doing that?
01:10:23
Well, because I'm standing there in the window naked.
01:10:25
She's been watching you.
01:10:26
Right.
01:10:27
Well, so I said that I was like, I use it as an example, as like, you know what?
01:10:30
I don't really give a fuck. I mean, I talked to my neighbor.
01:10:32
We're definitely cordial.
01:10:34
No, I don't, because I need the fan on.
01:10:36
First of all, I'm not going to turn the fan off to if I close the curtains.
01:10:40
It sucks into the fan and causes all kinds of problems that way.
01:10:43
There's
01:10:45
so yeah, yeah, my dick gets caught in the fan sometimes,
01:10:49
but I just, I seriously ask because I was like, you know what?
01:10:52
If she wants to sneak a peek at that point? This isn't public.
01:10:54
This is my neighbor who I don't see enough that I really I don't even really care.
01:10:58
I don't care, and she's not.
01:11:00
So the debate came up.
01:11:02
All right.
01:11:02
Well, if you looked and you saw your neighbor
01:11:04
and it's not just a stranger, do you have a duty to look away?
01:11:08
I think you do.
01:11:10
So I'm like, you know what? But.
01:11:11
So now what I started doing is now, which I hate.
01:11:13
I have to completely dry out from the shower before I step out,
01:11:16
because I'm worried she's going to be looking at me.
01:11:18
But I wasn't worried before.
01:11:20
I just didn't give a shit.
01:11:21
But somebody was like, well, it's your responsibility.
01:11:23
It's your duty. I was like, dude, if she's looking, just don't look.
01:11:26
She can not look right. That's always an option.
01:11:28
Just don't look. Just don't look.
01:11:32
So back to food.
01:11:35
People's mind blown.
01:11:36
After pizza orders in Washington DC predicted the war.
01:11:40
One, two, three. There's a brand new look.
01:11:42
Guaranteed.
01:11:43
It's got did in Tennessee.
01:11:46
How will we ever sneak attack anyone again in the Pentagon orders pizza.
01:11:51
So this wasn't for this.
01:11:52
This bomb Iran part. This was the gate.
01:11:56
No, no, I'm just saying there's you can track the pizza orders
01:11:59
late at night coming to the Pentagon by how many how much activity is going there?
01:12:03
Coming.
01:12:04
So my suggestion is if you want to make a whole lot of money,
01:12:08
they should put a pizzeria.
01:12:09
The roofs are coming at them
01:12:12
and keep it private
01:12:13
so that we don't tip off our enemies.
01:12:16
We're going to attack.
01:12:19
Isn't that ridiculous?
01:12:19
Come do the Trump. I'm.
01:12:21
Listen at 659 I can't see.
01:12:24
Pizza.
01:12:24
Establishments near the Pentagon had experienced a huge surge in activity.
01:12:28
You know when you're on Google and it'll say this, this resident
01:12:31
or this business is busier than normal, you know, that kind of shit.
01:12:34
Yeah.
01:12:35
Sort of.
01:12:35
But I don't fully believe you're at pulse or whatever when you,
01:12:39
occasionally Google pops up. But I do appreciate that.
01:12:41
But Apple doesn't have that in here.
01:12:42
My main complaint is it'll say who's, but it doesn't have a 1 to 10.
01:12:46
Nobody is
01:12:48
my my complaint is it doesn't show it as far as busy.
01:12:51
It doesn't show you from 1 to 10.
01:12:52
It'll say this place is as busy as it ever gets.
01:12:55
Well, I don't know your fucking place.
01:12:56
How do you like a bar scale?
01:12:57
I thought they gave you a bar scale.
01:13:00
No, I just I've always.
01:13:01
It shows like a bar. Yeah.
01:13:03
I thought it was like a bar graph. Yeah, but then, of course. Okay. It's time.
01:13:06
A little busier then. Yeah.
01:13:08
Guess what. It's. It's not so busy.
01:13:10
It's it's slightly busy in the morning, but then it tapers off
01:13:13
and then it gets busy towards the afternoon.
01:13:15
But then it tapers off in the evening like, oh my God.
01:13:17
What, what a crazy fucking concept.
01:13:19
Like, I don't even, I don't care if we care Thursdays or if I'm on my way there.
01:13:24
Are they always busy at Thursday at this time?
01:13:26
And anyways, my point is, by using that data, you say
01:13:29
determine when the United States is going to attack.
01:13:32
And they did. They predicted it.
01:13:34
And then we did. Wait. The United States attack something?
01:13:38
Yeah, that's what I heard.
01:13:39
You want to do the news,
01:13:42
All I know is, and again.
01:13:50
And again, the world is reshaping itself
01:13:52
because Donald Trump is coming.
01:13:56
Crazy.
01:13:57
So locally, it's hot.
01:13:58
It's super, super hot in Detroit.
01:14:01
It's been insane.
01:14:02
But I've been I've been building shows, but everybody's
01:14:06
only talking about the weather pretty much sweating balls, how to suck.
01:14:10
I saw some bitch in the back
01:14:11
of a motorcycle driving here on the turnpike where wherever I am,
01:14:15
which is off the turnpike.
01:14:18
Oh, yeah. Where are you? We're still doing that. Oh, fuck.
01:14:20
So there's there's only two places where the turnpike
01:14:23
are there in my world, I could be wrong.
01:14:27
Funny thing is, is growing up, I used to think the turnpike in Ohio.
01:14:31
Are you in Ohio?
01:14:32
I don't know, I see it an answer.
01:14:35
I ruin the game already there.
01:14:36
I used to think the turnpike was the actual yellow cab
01:14:39
in the middle part of the game is guessing and getting it right.
01:14:42
I did guess,
01:14:43
I did guess, and then the answer was I don't know.
01:14:45
Which is confusing.
01:14:46
I'm guessing we're in a direction in which I was headed in text messages
01:14:50
when Gary I don't see, I don't read just like I don't watch the show.
01:14:53
I don't read the text messages a couple minutes before the show.
01:14:57
The show suddenly sound like Christopher Walken
01:15:00
put a soldering iron in your eye.
01:15:06
Oh, I was just started reading my son's tech text live on air.
01:15:09
Don't want to do that. Oh, that would be cool.
01:15:11
What he's saying. Well, let's see what's happened.
01:15:13
He, He's a son. After my own heart.
01:15:15
The neighbors moved out and he pulled in a TV,
01:15:18
and he wants to know if I can get a power cord for it.
01:15:20
He doesn't know if it works, but it might.
01:15:23
It did I tell you, internet, this is before I moved out.
01:15:25
I said, well, here's a thought.
01:15:26
Why don't you go ask the neighbors since they threw out the power cord?
01:15:29
I was gonna say throughout the TV, maybe they stole the power cord.
01:15:32
He said neighbors moved out.
01:15:34
That's why it was at the curb.
01:15:36
Obviously they didn't.
01:15:37
They wanted the power cord or they didn't have one.
01:15:40
Otherwise it would have.
01:15:41
Nine times out of ten people throw the power cord away in the
01:15:44
in their garbage, dude.
01:15:45
And some and I.
01:15:46
Okay, so yeah, one time I had a TV, I had a TV on, at my,
01:15:52
my parents house like years ago, put a TV on the curb
01:15:56
hoping that somebody would, like, take it for a fucking TV.
01:15:59
Somebody came by, tipped the fucker over,
01:16:02
ripped the fucking cord out of it to recycle it, and then fucking left.
01:16:05
It tipped over. It's like they don't. They want the copper.
01:16:08
They don't give a shit. Yeah.
01:16:10
And it's like, okay, what is that, like $0.08 in copper?
01:16:13
I literally pulled a bunch of copper piping out of my fucking garage
01:16:16
or none of my.
01:16:18
Here's a, here's a fun fact.
01:16:19
You can pull a bunch of copper shit and I could recycle it,
01:16:21
but I would literally get like $8, and it's not worth $8 for me to take that.
01:16:27
Take it over to the recycling thing and wait for $8.
01:16:30
It's like, I'll just I'll just throw it away.
01:16:32
I'll recycle it in my recycling and continue.
01:16:36
I forgot,
01:16:38
sorry,
01:16:40
it was something about recycling, but it was.
01:16:42
I do that a lot.
01:16:44
Yeah, that's all right.
01:16:45
I was thinking about coming.
01:16:47
Yeah, I know,
01:16:49
so distracted. Me too.
01:16:51
Looks like I can't think of outcome.
01:16:52
If you think about coming, where do you come?
01:16:56
I'm going to come
01:16:58
dancing.
01:17:00
Donald Trump is coming.
01:17:01
As a man, I have a duty to come.
01:17:06
Do. Yes.
01:17:08
Don't think coming out.
01:17:10
What do you mean, do you?
01:17:11
Technically, that's your only duty.
01:17:14
Everything out. I mean, I guess you got to.
01:17:16
You got to work and take care of it after you come.
01:17:18
But,
01:17:21
Yes, definitely.
01:17:23
All the all the lights that gets your power's out.
01:17:25
What are you supposed to do when you come?
01:17:30
Where do you cast your light?
01:17:35
Oh, yeah.
01:17:37
I said, usually
01:17:40
ballin.
01:17:42
So I have this group on Instagram.
01:17:44
So basically was for people with Tourette's because,
01:17:47
you know, more friends with Tourette's.
01:17:48
It's just a connecting experience.
01:17:51
So I get this.
01:17:52
Talk to him. This girl, she got the hiccups.
01:17:54
It's not Tourette's.
01:17:57
Seriously.
01:17:58
It's literally the hiccups.
01:18:00
My dog gets the hiccups. Super sweet.
01:18:03
Jesus.
01:18:04
Super accent.
01:18:05
What are the hiccups? Oh my God.
01:18:08
Seriously? What?
01:18:09
You're on to something.
01:18:11
Maybe fix a very mild form of Tourette's?
01:18:14
I like that she's dressed up like strawberry shortcake,
01:18:17
but she's more Neapolitan, if you know what I'm saying.
01:18:19
Is that.
01:18:20
Yeah, I got a text from her one day telling me that she was baking
01:18:23
the entire time.
01:18:24
That she never, never had to.
01:18:26
She just wanted to fit in.
01:18:28
Who says I was so fucking confused?
01:18:30
Somebody in their circle.
01:18:31
She's talking about somebody that's joining fake tots just to be.
01:18:34
It's.
01:18:35
What would you tell a trans person that you're faking Tourette's?
01:18:38
Like they're going to be pissed.
01:18:40
Oh, and I, I'm so sorry.
01:18:42
I'm that I will.
01:18:45
Hold on a second. Now, this is this this this is the same.
01:18:48
Whoa whoa whoa.
01:18:49
If you pretend to be a man and you're a woman,
01:18:51
or you're a woman and you pretend to be a man, it's fine.
01:18:53
So why can't you pretend to have Tourette's?
01:18:55
I identify as I have Tourette's.
01:18:57
Yeah, that's. Yeah, we should support that.
01:19:00
Why not?
01:19:01
What I don't understand when.
01:19:02
Where's the line? There either is a line or there's no line.
01:19:05
The line is so far away. It's a dot to me.
01:19:07
I ended up just removing her from the chat and telling everybody
01:19:11
that mine's a feather.
01:19:13
Job canceled her, actually, after it.
01:19:18
The fucking suck because she liked her.
01:19:19
Yeah, course.
01:19:23
I don't know if that was funny or not, I just was.
01:19:24
I was happy that there was another Tourette's, influencer.
01:19:28
Oh, there's.
01:19:28
Yeah, there's lots of Tourette's influencers
01:19:30
because they're all trying to be influencers.
01:19:32
So anything
01:19:35
all of a sudden my toilet's running?
01:19:37
Anything that you can do that will get,
01:19:40
attention.
01:19:43
For some reason,
01:19:45
people managed to then all of a sudden, be about,
01:19:49
whether it be, Tourette's or homosexuality
01:19:55
or transgenderism.
01:19:59
As a shag boy says, San Diego, he's actually still watching.
01:20:01
I thought he as a beard.
01:20:03
San Diego. Jagging it, jigging it.
01:20:05
Jigging there. Jack.
01:20:06
Jack jigging it. Jigging. It's smack.
01:20:09
Oh, no. You, as you said, fucking Turnpike.
01:20:12
It's either new Jersey or Ohio and you're not in new Jersey,
01:20:15
although you're talking.
01:20:16
I told this dumb fuck in a text message about the disc golfing.
01:20:21
What happened, where
01:20:22
he didn't get his golfing and in which direction.
01:20:25
So even if I was in a plane flying, yeah, I don't think I would be
01:20:29
flying towards the area in which he was just disc golfing.
01:20:32
Do you realize that you are the person that cares about where you are most?
01:20:36
And no, no, I never miss a thing.
01:20:39
I don't even give it a thought until I hear where in the world.
01:20:43
No, I never made it a thing.
01:20:45
Y'all made it a motherfucking thing, y'all.
01:20:48
So I've done nothing.
01:20:49
This is all Gary I take credit for.
01:20:51
None of it.
01:20:53
You've definitely done things.
01:20:54
If we can come to man, I do is push the button.
01:20:57
Oh, you're right.
01:20:57
You didn't do anything. I feel bad that I didn't come
01:21:01
in the man door.
01:21:02
I was thinking about coming.
01:21:06
See, now that's a monster kept coming at him.
01:21:09
This thing kept coming.
01:21:10
I am so determined in my duty that if I even think about coming,
01:21:13
nothing else can happen until I come off.
01:21:18
Oh, that helped play that again. No.
01:21:22
Oh, you're a tease.
01:21:24
You're what?
01:21:26
What? Okay,
01:21:29
anyways, what I was starting to say earlier and I get interrupted.
01:21:31
I just remember now after that door slam.
01:21:33
The best part is the longer version when apparently if you watch the show
01:21:37
last week he had asked her to come on and talk about some things on the show.
01:21:41
So when she showed up, he lit up like a kid on Christmas.
01:21:45
Oh, like when he thought she was coming in the talk, he goes, hey, there we go.
01:21:49
I always thought I was so wonderful.
01:21:51
It made me.
01:21:52
I was like, the context I thought was I almost forgot this.
01:21:55
I almost knew exactly what was happening because the way he put
01:21:59
he perked up in that same view when he would lose.
01:22:01
He was scared when he was making that one video.
01:22:03
So I knew he's looking right at the whole the microphone like other podcasters do.
01:22:06
So I hold my stationary microphone
01:22:09
if it helps to
01:22:10
hear because I yeah, I it doesn't fit in the form here.
01:22:14
There's a whole.
01:22:16
Yeah it does it does probably sounds better for sure.
01:22:19
So I did not know that.
01:22:21
I wasn't sure of the context. Like to me.
01:22:23
I thought maybe he,
01:22:25
he kind of mentioned it to her, but it wasn't.
01:22:28
So like, I thought I would assume that he kind of mentioned it to her.
01:22:31
It wasn't fully like transparent.
01:22:34
But then he goes and disappears and I thought, like she just caught him
01:22:37
red handed, sort of like I think that she would assume.
01:22:41
And so once it took longer than she kind of assumed,
01:22:45
she was like, let me fucking walk up in that bitch
01:22:47
and see what's going on, because this motherfucker said to be,
01:22:49
oh, I just really briefly and it's been like an hour and yeah,
01:22:54
now I hope your little fucking podcast, it was worth it now.
01:22:57
Worth what?
01:22:58
I'm not sure, because that sounds like a threat yourself.
01:23:00
Made them like there's some sounds like the sort of the like you're done.
01:23:04
Yeah. Like, you know, like I am. You're.
01:23:07
I'm going to pile your shit on the front lawn,
01:23:11
you know, all your Star
01:23:12
Wars memorabilia and your flag ruined sign.
01:23:16
Oh, yeah.
01:23:16
I don't sit on the front.
01:23:17
Shit, I don't want to say other stuff, but I was I was given a message after that.
01:23:22
I don't want to share unless Gary wants me to know.
01:23:24
You don't have to share a goddamn thing. We can just.
01:23:26
I like I like speculation versus actual fact.
01:23:29
Makes some more entertaining.
01:23:31
That is what the whole world does.
01:23:32
But the problem with that, there's a problem with that.
01:23:36
Well, this isn't news.
01:23:38
This isn't pertinent news that matters.
01:23:39
That anyone but but the want to muddy the waters.
01:23:50
Oh, no.
01:23:55
Okay. But.
01:23:58
We need Muddy Waters bumper.
01:24:03
Okay.
01:24:06
Yeah.
01:24:06
So I just I thought,
01:24:12
Yeah,
01:24:13
I thought I said at the same time I wasn't, you know, it's really not like it's.
01:24:20
So like, he, like
01:24:21
pissed interface or in her mouth, like Cassie and fucking, PD.
01:24:26
It's not like he, beat the shit out of her like Chris Brown.
01:24:29
And we got worse things.
01:24:31
And if that's the worst, like he's been, her spouse is ever done.
01:24:34
Well, good for you. You live a privileged life, right?
01:24:36
Yeah. Like she can be passable.
01:24:37
Yeah, like I like it.
01:24:40
She's again. I've said it plenty of times.
01:24:43
I've been in that situation where it's like, you want to make threats,
01:24:48
hoping that you don't have to actually do do what you are threatening.
01:24:52
Now you're willing to, but you're hoping that enough threats, you know, you
01:24:56
kind of won't have to go through with it, much like nuclear facilities.
01:25:00
Yeah.
01:25:00
About nuclear facilities, I kind of
01:25:02
I knew you were going to say that, and I cut it off anyway.
01:25:04
That was rude. No, there was it was five faces up.
01:25:07
There was this fuck faces up.
01:25:08
Mount Holly a few years ago,
01:25:09
I didn't I think I told the story, but they just could they with the dudes.
01:25:14
I remember being a solo,
01:25:16
being a single dude, solo dude going there with three of your buddies.
01:25:19
And if you all sliced into the fucking
01:25:23
the single, the solo person line, you could get to the thing faster.
01:25:27
And even if you didn't ride together,
01:25:29
which didn't matter, you still got up the mountain.
01:25:31
And if you did ride together, great.
01:25:32
But you would kind of, you know, but you wouldn't.
01:25:34
These asshole, the one dude just blew past to two
01:25:38
children, like, like a fucktard and almost knock them over.
01:25:41
And there was multiple people that saw it that were in my position
01:25:45
in line were like, what the fuck?
01:25:47
So when I got to the top of the ski hill,
01:25:49
I couldn't help when they were right, you know, like 20ft away.
01:25:53
I go right up to the motherfucker and I, you know, he's like, he starts denying it.
01:25:56
And I'm like, dude, like, everyone saw you.
01:25:58
I had a conversation with multiple people in line, so it's not like I misjudged.
01:26:03
And so I kept fucking with them the entire, like rest of the evening
01:26:06
every time I saw them, to the point that they then started badgering me,
01:26:10
my girlfriend.
01:26:11
Once they started doing that, I then brought it to,
01:26:13
you know, ski lifts the tension because I'm like, hey, you know,
01:26:15
this thing happened and these guys won't leave me alone.
01:26:17
Like it was like, I'm the victim, you know what I mean? Like, right.
01:26:20
Because I'm smarter than these fucks.
01:26:21
And, you know, I've got I've got some gray.
01:26:24
But at the time I didn't.
01:26:25
And honestly, I, you know, I looked about ten years,
01:26:28
I looked about their age and they were like fresh out of high school.
01:26:30
And I'm like, dude, I'm like 30 years old.
01:26:33
Like, the fuck do you like, you know, I mean, like, I'm just.
01:26:36
And I just wanted to prove my point.
01:26:38
And so I had to, like, keep antagonizing them just for them to like Anti-Flag
01:26:42
tag me back. And then the dude, the one dude pushed me.
01:26:45
And then the second, the one dude pushed me like I knew that
01:26:47
because I Ski Patrol had already been involved once
01:26:50
because I'm loud enough and made it a point to be loud enough.
01:26:54
And so they just came over and kicked the dude off the mountain
01:26:57
and it was great.
01:26:58
But sometime and I told them, I said, you know, off a mountain, dude,
01:27:02
you should let him at least walk down, right?
01:27:05
I don't know how that worked. Maybe they let him ride down.
01:27:07
I know, but,
01:27:10
but, it was funny because I told Ski Patrol that I'm like, look,
01:27:12
you know, these dudes are being a problem,
01:27:14
and I wasn't I wasn't going to fight them at all.
01:27:16
But, you know, you have to you have to kind of pretend like you're
01:27:19
going to do something because otherwise they're not going to learn the lesson.
01:27:23
And I go, I really needed them to learn the lesson.
01:27:25
And they were like, fair enough.
01:27:26
They were like, if they were perfectly fine with that,
01:27:28
I got to like, I got to find my power cord.
01:27:29
Dude, the last time I did that,
01:27:31
I was so ridiculous and stupid, and the guy was at least
01:27:34
at least a half a foot taller than me when I was in his face, completely,
01:27:40
completely wrong.
01:27:41
Actually.
01:27:42
I literally stood up on my toes because I was so bluffing
01:27:46
and threatening and, you know, whatever you just said, trying to do something.
01:27:49
But as soon as I realized, wait, I needed to get to I with this guy.
01:27:52
And I got up on my toes and my whole body and my whole posture was kind of like,
01:27:56
hang on a second.
01:27:57
Not only am I not at all standing stable, you probably push me over with a finger,
01:28:03
but this guy is.
01:28:04
My problem is when you fight somebody, you don't have this problem.
01:28:06
But if you fight somebody and they're tall, you have to get a foot closer.
01:28:11
I do than you do.
01:28:12
To me, it's a huge disadvantage.
01:28:14
That's great. Right.
01:28:16
But that's I immediately I know from people taller than me.
01:28:20
Not that I don't try to fight people, period.
01:28:22
But when I do get involved, I always have like a lacks a physical body posture.
01:28:26
I always just I almost do it just to show them that I'm not afraid of them.
01:28:30
Like I literally will have my hands down.
01:28:32
Like I'll, like, literally just be not even on guard.
01:28:34
Like, all right, you want to fucking fight? Like, yeah.
01:28:37
All right.
01:28:37
Well, go ahead. You first.
01:28:39
Yeah. You first. Yeah. No. Go ahead. Yeah.
01:28:41
Like I've told people, I think you can like you bigger than you
01:28:45
because you've got at least a step I don't care. No, it's more about the.
01:28:48
It's more about the liability.
01:28:50
Like I am not going to sue you, but you might sue me.
01:28:53
So as long as you hit me first, then it's on, and then I can
01:28:56
do, you know, whatever I want for the most part, you know? I mean, like,
01:29:00
almost.
01:29:01
Unfortunately, unfortunately, if you get the best of someone,
01:29:05
they're probably going to sue you.
01:29:06
If you like, hit them first.
01:29:08
You know what I mean? Like, whatever, but I don't.
01:29:10
That's why I don't go out too much.
01:29:11
And I'm sorry.
01:29:13
There's definitely a theme in all these videos.
01:29:14
And they all involved.
01:29:16
They've all involved down syndrome, so I don't I'm not playing it. Why?
01:29:20
What's the topic?
01:29:22
Duty. Duty?
01:29:24
What does that have to do with. Oh, no, I don't know.
01:29:26
Let me try one more.
01:29:27
If it's down then I'm just done opening them.
01:29:30
They're all down. Going to have some joker.
01:29:33
Yeah, I got that ready.
01:29:34
Unless you got a deer.
01:29:37
I don't even know who to ask it to anymore.
01:29:40
Who the
01:29:40
fuck starts a conversation like that?
01:29:43
I don't even know who to ask a vehicle ask you any more.
01:29:47
All right. Yeah.
01:29:47
We shouldn't have those since there isn't one.
01:29:50
I shouldn't ever watch.
01:29:52
Horses.
01:29:54
Please, please, please fix me horse.
01:29:58
And therefore please, please, please.
01:30:02
Here it is.
01:30:03
Horse.
01:30:03
And please, please, please just go.
01:30:08
Oh, so much for.
01:30:12
Theory of everything.
01:30:14
I can't hear it, but I hope this theory of fucking everything was worth it.
01:30:18
Seriously, she looks drastically younger or malnourished.
01:30:22
What's wrong with her?
01:30:24
She looks very different.
01:30:26
I'm going to have to stop and report.
01:30:27
Is he pulling up old videos?
01:30:30
No. Her lips were done. It was done.
01:30:32
Did we pull this up?
01:30:33
1226 birthday time or no? 1126.
01:30:38
No. I was saving that.
01:30:39
I did. Okay. So sorry. Oops.
01:30:42
There's one before it that's even worse.
01:30:45
Oh, no.
01:30:46
I wonder what it's about.
01:30:48
See, now it's just twice that, right?
01:30:51
Weird.
01:30:53
At least until. Share it once or twice.
01:30:55
Share it thrice.
01:30:56
StreamYard sucks.
01:30:57
I shouldn't have re-upped with it.
01:31:00
I can do everything with OBS and invite
01:31:05
be well video Ninja.
01:31:07
All right, let's see. Can you hear it now?
01:31:10
Technically impossible. Yes.
01:31:12
Oh, right.
01:31:13
Then a lot of this is before or before she's of getting her lip shot, I think.
01:31:17
No, no, you've had some things work done too.
01:31:19
I don't know, you can see it.
01:31:21
It's this whole nine that you can. How,
01:31:24
crop this more and see what the what
01:31:26
the one this is posted two days ago. What
01:31:31
of them?
01:31:31
Hold on.
01:31:32
She's out.
01:31:32
Those people that are believed to be formally cracked.
01:31:36
The all seriously. Which that's a shame.
01:31:38
I know.
01:31:40
Get into any real good work now.
01:31:41
It's like it's I.
01:31:42
And she looks malnourished.
01:31:45
Lori.
01:31:46
She's been doing some cross work done
01:31:50
of everything. That's also a final theory.
01:31:52
I said, well, it's a coincidence that I talked about this in a recent video.
01:31:54
You have the day off of the paper of you.
01:31:55
Then again, I don't believe in coincidence.
01:31:57
So maybe the universe is trying to tell us we don't as it made the pay for
01:32:01
what it would take because of this show.
01:32:02
What if she doesn't watch hers?
01:32:05
She just watches our reaction to her video and is like, I gotta change this.
01:32:08
I got, I gotta change, I gotta pivot everything.
01:32:10
Like combines all the known fundamental forces and explains these
01:32:14
must go back.
01:32:15
What was that?
01:32:17
The known elemental forces,
01:32:20
the gays, the nuclear fruit
01:32:24
and other nuclear
01:32:26
have a pride month or Pink Floyd was a Pink Floyd.
01:32:28
Notably such a theory used to be or the flood
01:32:32
weight to consider what kind of hold on standard model of particle physics
01:32:37
firm of course fermions obviously
01:32:39
ones and gauge bosons.
01:32:42
Bosons.
01:32:43
I've heard of Higgs boson, the Higgs boson, bosons.
01:32:46
But it's past. I think it's boson.
01:32:48
Okay, Higgs is over there to the right, which is an unknown.
01:32:52
I'm assuming the Higgs. Yeah,
01:32:54
this is the standard model of quarks.
01:32:56
You got the course.
01:32:57
You got the chickens?
01:32:58
Yeah. Of course, yeah. Of course. Yeah.
01:33:00
It's more than the quarks and leptons.
01:33:02
Much like the, Capulets and the Montagues.
01:33:06
So how are the gluons always in force?
01:33:09
Yeah, of course,
01:33:11
field theory is the standard model.
01:33:13
Much like the Lipton's and quarks are always.
01:33:15
And, you know.
01:33:16
Now, where do peptides fit in?
01:33:19
Well,
01:33:20
it's in your diet
01:33:22
tea, which is not.
01:33:24
I take cocktail bismol should explain dark matter and weight a quantum C up charm.
01:33:30
Top down strange bottom rev one half g quarks are a little.
01:33:36
I didn't have a lover. Yeah, right, right.
01:33:39
And I hate how I see pi. Pi.
01:33:42
That's. Oh, I thought there was a house there.
01:33:44
The picture of a house. It's a mushroom.
01:33:47
It should explain dark matter and dark energy.
01:33:50
So any bullets? Yeah. Yeah. Of course, of course.
01:33:52
Always. Go on.
01:33:53
Is everybody clear on dark energy?
01:33:55
Dark matter and normal matter
01:33:57
I think.
01:33:58
Yeah.
01:33:58
This conversation also things of this theory would be the complete
01:34:03
ultimate description of nature with nothing more to be found out.
01:34:08
So that covers everything.
01:34:10
You know what it is?
01:34:12
That's the very theory, the theory they're proposing.
01:34:15
I have three arguments.
01:34:17
My theory is will never, ever, ever, ever come to the conclusion they'll always be.
01:34:22
You ever see this new, video phenomenon which is a conclusion is the come.
01:34:26
It just keep zooming in and keep zooming in and zooming in.
01:34:28
Somebody like, drew it on their tablet.
01:34:30
It's pretty cool.
01:34:31
I'll have to find,
01:34:32
I guess, like if you're if you're, like, watching porn
01:34:34
and you wait all the way until the end,
01:34:36
I guess you're coming to the conclusion, right?
01:34:39
Wait.
01:34:40
But typically there's a stimulus now that goes
01:34:43
you do. You keep watching. Hold on, hold on.
01:34:45
Do you keep watching porn after you're done or when it's all the way to.
01:34:48
Yeah, yeah.
01:34:49
I mean, do you come to the conclusion or do you come like,
01:34:51
I don't know about one quarter of the way?
01:34:53
And I jump to the conclusion.
01:34:57
Yeah. And then come
01:34:59
I definitely like, what about you Pro like I'm,
01:35:02
I'm going to come.
01:35:05
I mean, Donald Trump is coming.
01:35:09
These are fascinating questions.
01:35:11
I don't know where rooster kept coming at them.
01:35:13
This thing kept coming.
01:35:15
Looks like a cum stain on this.
01:35:16
My two questions is, do you do you.
01:35:19
Because you didn't answer.
01:35:21
Wait, what?
01:35:21
I wait till the end.
01:35:22
You have to see what I. Yeah. Do you like.
01:35:24
I can't wait till they're cuddling.
01:35:26
Well I know, yeah.
01:35:27
You go to the cuddling for I do they cuddle at the end.
01:35:31
I've never seen it. I don't know.
01:35:36
That's amazing.
01:35:37
They might I don't know, they might.
01:35:39
Do they.
01:35:41
Okay.
01:35:41
If anyone has anyone out there that's listening,
01:35:44
if you watch the to the end of a poll, if you've ever seen I was it
01:35:48
and after after whatever after the
01:35:53
after everything's all over her face.
01:35:54
What happens after that is what he tried to say but didn't finish.
01:35:57
He didn't finish. But.
01:35:58
But the guy in the I'm going to come anyone.
01:36:03
All right. Total right here.
01:36:05
Part of this complete breakfast.
01:36:06
Apparently they have breakfast
01:36:08
just in complete.
01:36:09
That's the next morning they show the next morning they go that far.
01:36:12
Stream of series consistent. They'll always be true.
01:36:14
I think he said that before we got to that.
01:36:15
This means obviously can be answer all your time.
01:36:19
Okay.
01:36:20
Socks and sandals.
01:36:22
Is that a yes or no?
01:36:25
For a man, I mean,
01:36:26
I'd rather not see your feet.
01:36:29
Are we on a beach?
01:36:32
Do we just get out of a shower?
01:36:34
It doesn't matter.
01:36:35
Then why are you wearing sandals?
01:36:38
I did say,
01:36:40
if you're wearing socks with sandals, you're somewhere where you shouldn't
01:36:43
be wearing sandals.
01:36:45
You should be wearing shoes
01:36:47
or the other. Or the opposite.
01:36:49
If you're somewhere that whatever you did,
01:36:51
if you see if you need socks, you should have shoes.
01:36:53
If you're if you can wear sandals, you don't need socks.
01:36:56
If you have ugly ass feet, if they're disgusting, then by all means
01:37:00
wear socks with sandals.
01:37:01
I mean, is it
01:37:01
because the wind
01:37:02
is still going through his socks and it's somehow freeing and comfortable?
01:37:07
It bothers me.
01:37:08
That's why, like, I like socks.
01:37:09
I like a good pair of socks, I like I if I could change my socks.
01:37:13
Oh, are you into the.
01:37:14
I would and sometimes I have.
01:37:16
Are you in Colorado? No.
01:37:19
Well I hate the Colorado because I was hikes in Colorado.
01:37:22
No, I don't think so.
01:37:24
But is is where Gary was just just golfing.
01:37:26
Is that in the direction of Colorado?
01:37:31
I don't know which how planes fly.
01:37:32
If I were to take a plane, I don't know if I did or not,
01:37:35
but if I were to, would it fly towards where Gary was just
01:37:39
at or currently still is, or would it go in a completely different direction?
01:37:44
I don't know,
01:37:46
I think I think I'm the last time I checked, I'm
01:37:48
pretty sure planes can fly in any direction.
01:37:53
That's a good point.
01:37:58
You were talking about balls two.
01:38:00
We've got Bert and Ernie.
01:38:02
Easy or easy?
01:38:04
Brady, draw questions about them.
01:38:06
Hold on. Okay,
01:38:07
this isn't the most original argument, but I guess they had to say it.
01:38:11
The remaining argument in the paper is, for all I can tell you,
01:38:16
they use two other impossibility theorems for mathematics.
01:38:19
At least in the Findability theorem, which is like.
01:38:21
Within such a putatively final theory,
01:38:23
it'll be impossible to generally define what you mean by true.
01:38:25
Does the wave function truly collapse? Who knows?
01:38:27
So then, is your theory really about everything and then they use
01:38:30
Clayton's ultimate algorithmic complexity, which sounds like this final theory, but
01:38:33
inevitably complexity threshold beyond which no,
01:38:36
that's which we call this system like what is the inside call?
01:38:40
It's like exceeds the complexity bounds than it is nowadays.
01:38:43
It does go to your Instagram.
01:38:44
Facebook does everything. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
01:38:48
Climbing a mountain. It's like they were both having to be climbing.
01:38:50
They're like on a theory of anything. Take the house and eat the joke.
01:38:52
I think as interesting as all these impossibility theorems.
01:38:54
Oh, I doubt they.
01:38:56
It looks like her boobs are gone, too.
01:38:59
Maybe she's.
01:38:59
We're all making fun of her.
01:39:00
Maybe transitioning. Oh my God, dude,
01:39:04
you met.
01:39:04
I'm watching.
01:39:05
Just like, you know, the weight of interest
01:39:08
versus really trying to actually prove
01:39:09
that the system of axioms is fully consistent. I take any of the approaches.
01:39:12
Yeah. No, I haven't heard of this chick.
01:39:14
I'm afraid of no one say like, every time.
01:39:16
But in quantum gravity, they just believe Olive garden.
01:39:19
And so what if that's what you do?
01:39:21
How do you get away with that statement is not anything measurable.
01:39:23
There are a lot of things in theories like, oh, I have zero.
01:39:25
How the fuck do you get it wrong?
01:39:28
He's saying, are you in Columbus, Michigan? No.
01:39:31
Correct. No.
01:39:33
Who said this?
01:39:35
Jerry said this article relevance.
01:39:37
For example, there are hundreds of different solutions
01:39:41
to the equations, but most of them didn't describe anything that actually exists.
01:39:44
If you can't if solution that doesn't describe
01:39:46
a physically real situation has a property
01:39:47
you can't prove, then there's the second argument.
01:39:49
It's impossible to define truth.
01:39:51
That's going to be I care what.
01:39:52
In physics,
01:39:53
we don't need a general definition of truth,
01:39:54
we just need results of specific computations.
01:39:56
We don't test against observations.
01:39:57
So notion of truth but we care about in physics does it actually does.
01:40:00
No no no no that is not true.
01:40:03
That means it has not been proven false yet.
01:40:05
That's not exactly the same thing.
01:40:07
Drive what we see. If yes, publish.
01:40:10
If no, call it beyond the standard model and publish anyway.
01:40:14
And about the third argument.
01:40:16
We can only ever observe a finite amount of information.
01:40:19
Gary says no to that question, so it's reasonable that the complexity
01:40:25
bound of a theory of the thing is just, oh, and what's the state and this stuff?
01:40:30
That's that.
01:40:31
I think this is an important book, despite my misgivings,
01:40:35
as far as where my brain break, because I believe that physicists need
01:40:38
to think more about what's logically possible and necessary.
01:40:43
However, physics isn't maths.
01:40:45
We shouldn't forget that mouth.
01:40:47
After all, this is just a means to an end,
01:40:50
and the end is to describe our observations.
01:40:54
If you want to know more about what Google theorems are about, I would love
01:41:00
I to share my idea.
01:41:03
My thoughts about for life.
01:41:06
I think our consciousness continues beyond death.
01:41:11
Yeah, sorry, a little context.
01:41:13
This is the smartest man on earth.
01:41:18
This is the highest IQ man.
01:41:20
Doctor young Hoon Kim from South Korea.
01:41:26
Now, I have no evidence to back this up
01:41:28
except this video, but let's just assume he is and you're muted.
01:41:31
Or in this video I would like to share my idea.
01:41:36
Egg roll call for life.
01:41:39
I think our consciousness continues beyond death.
01:41:44
Is this I see, I just said everyone does that no matter what.
01:41:50
You just can't help it. He talks like I though.
01:41:52
I think that I can not talk properly because it's not just
01:41:58
like I would assume the English is
01:42:00
seventh, English is probably seventh language.
01:42:03
Well, he's brilliant.
01:42:04
I'm not God. It is still talk like, yeah.
01:42:10
I think you believe this.
01:42:12
Science says that when the brain stops,
01:42:16
then our consciousness disappears.
01:42:20
You believe this now?
01:42:22
But quantum physicist says
01:42:24
that information never disappears.
01:42:28
Never.
01:42:30
It only changes in forms.
01:42:34
If our consciousness is quantum, all
01:42:39
it may continue after the body is gone.
01:42:43
Like in Gary's case, I would show quantum information.
01:42:46
Why wouldn't it be quantum information?
01:42:48
Computer data stored in the cloud.
01:42:52
So you don't like that?
01:42:53
You don't like that computer metaphor stuff, I thought.
01:42:57
Right, well, the cloud is just a distributed networks
01:43:00
of other people's computers.
01:43:01
It's not anything magical or
01:43:05
I mean, it can grow information that's derived from other information.
01:43:10
It's no different kind of data.
01:43:11
Back to my to my leaf blower blowing the dust out of my garage.
01:43:15
It still dials back to that because there's just information.
01:43:18
And all that is, is just information or data that can be processed.
01:43:24
Yeah.
01:43:24
And in order for in order for that motion
01:43:27
to actually happen, you need that data first.
01:43:30
Otherwise it doesn't make any sense.
01:43:32
But entanglement is it just, our consciousness is
01:43:36
part of a bigger system beyond the physical world.
01:43:41
Before AI and the physical egg.
01:43:43
Wrong.
01:43:44
Scientists and philosophers
01:43:47
believe that our world may be a simulation.
01:43:52
Or what the created by our nation of being,
01:43:57
which I believe.
01:44:01
If this is true, then
01:44:05
the death is okay, the end,
01:44:09
but a shift to another reality.
01:44:11
Oh, I don't like reality shifting.
01:44:14
Just like a video game.
01:44:15
Why it disappears.
01:44:18
But the play, what are those real exists.
01:44:23
Our consciousness may continue
01:44:27
in a higher dimension like this.
01:44:31
I think he's reading this. I don't know, man.
01:44:33
And he's being held hostage by near less intelligent people.
01:44:38
Says they sold their bodies
01:44:41
from above, or they sold their bodies from above.
01:44:45
What? And they piss. Yeah. They piss.
01:44:49
I really they feel a bit of time that.
01:44:52
So he just explained this. Don't.
01:44:53
So when you're near death, you release your bodily fluids.
01:44:57
Yeah, right.
01:44:57
You burn your bowels because you you achieved peace.
01:45:01
They sold their bodies from a ball, see, they felt warm.
01:45:05
Felt warm from the peace and the peace.
01:45:08
A what now? They felt.
01:45:14
Sense.
01:45:14
And I was like.
01:45:15
So their bodies from above.
01:45:19
You know what they what light and they pierce deep.
01:45:24
They they felt.
01:45:26
They say they felt warm light and peace.
01:45:28
Warm light and peace.
01:45:30
Experiences seem like
01:45:33
telling from one system to another.
01:45:36
I think.
01:45:39
So if we wait.
01:45:41
Okay, so he's he's suggesting that all his intelligence that the warm
01:45:45
feeling and light that we see at the end of our lives is us
01:45:49
being moved to like, down, like the US urinating ourselves.
01:45:54
Yeah, it's just the urination and piss hitting us.
01:45:57
That's quite a conclusion.
01:45:59
Quality is part of something bigger than
01:46:03
that is not what.
01:46:07
But it is, transition.
01:46:10
So have you ever to another reality.
01:46:13
Have you ever like, science is done anything positive?
01:46:17
We are.
01:46:19
Have you ever done
01:46:20
anything where, like you couldn't see,
01:46:24
like your eyes were open because you couldn't last night?
01:46:26
Oh, no.
01:46:27
I wait my eyes were open, but I couldn't see.
01:46:31
Yeah.
01:46:32
The last time I remember doing that,
01:46:33
when I was a kid, I used to push right here
01:46:35
till you see the little ball, which I can see right now.
01:46:37
Where was the ball? White or black?
01:46:39
It was black. I just saw it just now.
01:46:41
And then eventually it turns out that it's perfectly turned sparkly.
01:46:44
And then when the blood gets totally cut off or whatever.
01:46:46
I don't know if that's true or not, but you.
01:46:48
I will completely lose vision in that eye.
01:46:49
But my mom said to stop doing that.
01:46:51
Or one of these times it'll stay blind. So I haven't done it since. Yeah,
01:46:55
well,
01:46:55
one time, and this was, when you were drinking a lot.
01:46:58
You blacked out.
01:46:59
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was drinking a lot.
01:47:02
I forget what the context was, but definitely drinking a lot.
01:47:05
And it was kind of like,
01:47:08
you know, I'd wake up and have, like, a beer or two, I forget this is.
01:47:10
I forget what the what the context was. You.
01:47:14
Yeah. Yeah. No.
01:47:15
Yeah. It's a regular Tuesday.
01:47:18
I don't know what the context was of what what my what the dynamic was,
01:47:22
but I think I just had been drinking too much.
01:47:24
But my brother and I were in a GameStop,
01:47:27
and, we're looking at games,
01:47:29
and all of a sudden I just kind of, like, felt a little odd.
01:47:33
And so I kind of, like, just put my hands on my knees for a second
01:47:36
and then just kind of got back up and I'm like, okay, whatever.
01:47:39
Like, it seemed weird, but whatever.
01:47:40
I'm fine.
01:47:41
Like, my cognitive functions and like, all of a sudden I just, I just like,
01:47:45
I just couldn't see, like, we were standing in line.
01:47:49
Wait. And I just couldn't.
01:47:50
I couldn't do the lights. The lights turned off right?
01:47:54
My eyes were wide open.
01:47:56
Did the sun go to kind of big chunks of land?
01:47:59
I was inside, I was in line.
01:48:01
So to approach the lights, the lights then go out.
01:48:03
And I told my brother I'm like.
01:48:04
I'm like, I'm like, I don't know what's going on.
01:48:06
But I'm like, I can't see.
01:48:07
I'm like, my eyes are open, but like, I can't see.
01:48:11
And so, like, this is some kind of pressure, isn't it?
01:48:15
I don't know, it was funny.
01:48:16
You better led you to know.
01:48:19
And so like it started to come back and then it came back
01:48:25
and then I said, hey, can you just like, here's
01:48:28
my shit, can you like, here's my money or whatever the fuck I like?
01:48:31
Can you just purchase this for me?
01:48:33
I'm going to go outside
01:48:34
or I'm going to go next door and like two doors down, there's a cigar bar
01:48:38
and, or like next door there was a cigar bar,
01:48:40
and I just went inside and I'm like, hey, do you have, like,
01:48:42
water or a sprite or whatever?
01:48:43
And I just sat there, had had water or sprite.
01:48:47
I forget what, what it was.
01:48:48
And I completely went away.
01:48:50
Never came like, I mean it and gone away by that point.
01:48:53
But I felt completely normal after I hydrated
01:48:56
and then it never happened again.
01:48:58
And I never experienced anything like that ever, ever since then.
01:49:01
After that, today is natural.
01:49:03
This was like ten years hydration day.
01:49:08
Which I think, you know, the last couple days
01:49:09
I've been building shelves in my garage and so it's been hot as fuck.
01:49:13
But I've been out there and I'm sweating balls off.
01:49:15
Earlier today I felt kind of nauseous, but it's also coming off the weekend,
01:49:18
so I did a lot of drinking, but I just felt a little nauseous
01:49:21
and all I did was just hydrate and I felt perfectly fine all of a sudden.
01:49:23
Like once I started drinking
01:49:25
cold water, literally within like a minute I was perfectly fine.
01:49:29
And then I drink more water. And then I went back to what I was doing.
01:49:32
Everything was perfectly fine, but it was the weirdest shit, dude.
01:49:34
So what you're saying is drink water bottle and you won't go blind?
01:49:38
I don't know, my eyes were wide open.
01:49:40
I don't know if it's a hydration thing.
01:49:41
I don't know if that's a thing, but for some reason, dude, I like
01:49:44
hydration is definitely a thing.
01:49:46
Like, I kept doing like this. I kept, like, doing this.
01:49:48
And it was like, I'm like, it's not like coming back.
01:49:51
Like, it's
01:49:51
not like I like there's a block, like, literally, what do you do for completely?
01:49:55
What do you do for a living?
01:49:57
I think I know what you do.
01:49:58
Did you have a shield?
01:49:59
Did you have a shield in.
01:50:01
Oh, this was a game. GameStop.
01:50:02
I said, wait, have you ever looked without a shield?
01:50:06
Maybe your eyes are like fucking going from the.
01:50:08
Honestly, the last time I went to a GameStop
01:50:10
might be like 15 years ago because fuck, GameStop
01:50:14
waited for them to me.
01:50:15
Buy what do you you buy video games still like a CD?
01:50:19
I don't know.
01:50:20
And I told that to one of one of our disc golf and buddies,
01:50:24
brought another buddy during like the whole GameStop meme phase.
01:50:30
And the dude was like,
01:50:31
oh no. Like
01:50:32
he was like thinking, thinking it was going to be this viable company again.
01:50:35
And I'm like, dude, it was like it happened.
01:50:37
And that was the point.
01:50:39
I'm like, dude, have you been in a one recently?
01:50:41
Like, I go into them all the time.
01:50:42
I go, it's they've got shitty service.
01:50:45
The last time that right before I went in there,
01:50:47
I literally the story was that I went in there, I went to the shelf.
01:50:50
What you used to do is you go to the used game shelf,
01:50:54
you see the use the case.
01:50:56
There you go. Oh, they have this one.
01:50:58
They have multiples of this one. I'm
01:50:59
going to grab that, bring it to the front I brought multiples to the front.
01:51:03
And they said oh we don't have any of these.
01:51:05
And I'm like well I got this in the yeah.
01:51:08
Why is the case out there?
01:51:09
They started they started putting them on the shelf
01:51:12
over there, even though they didn't have them
01:51:13
because they were trying, in my opinion, trying to get people in the store
01:51:17
and interested and looking around and maybe they'll buy something else.
01:51:20
Well of course, next thing you tell me, this
01:51:23
gives away samples and cheap fucking hot dogs to keep people there to stay
01:51:26
so they don't leave. They're hungry.
01:51:28
That's crazy.
01:51:28
It's literally that GameStop literally has become like, FYI JR like it's like a
01:51:34
one eighth FYI, because all they have is just a little Funko Pop to you.
01:51:38
And what the fuck is for is that store that used to sell just media
01:51:42
at the mall, right?
01:51:42
Yeah, yeah, they just said just, you know, they had all kinds of shit.
01:51:45
I was I was always far an adult before that came out.
01:51:48
Yeah.
01:51:49
If you got, you got to tell me,
01:51:50
you got to say Harmony House, then I know what you're talking about.
01:51:52
Yeah.
01:51:53
How many house is shit?
01:51:54
Fuck. But my my whole thing.
01:51:57
When I was younger, GameStop was great because I could buy a game. Duh.
01:52:01
Buy multiple games, get either beat them or, like, back.
01:52:05
Yeah, take them back. But my my oldest brother.
01:52:08
Oh, you get gypped and it's like, okay,
01:52:09
well it literally is sitting there doing nothing collecting dust
01:52:12
or I can get something for it and then try something else nowadays.
01:52:16
Know.
01:52:16
So you just answered the you answered the mystery.
01:52:19
So the consumer was satisfied, barely paid any money, got continue use of a game.
01:52:24
So it was like environmentally sound.
01:52:27
But then the company went belly up.
01:52:29
Oh, you get these nerds that would like they buy the game.
01:52:33
The day it came out,
01:52:34
you know,
01:52:35
you know what they do now you have to subscribe to the game
01:52:37
and fucking, like, putting quarters into the old arcade machines.
01:52:39
You have to subscribe and pay even one day to play video games.
01:52:42
Nowadays, even with new games, old GameStop
01:52:45
like there would be people that would buy it the day it came out.
01:52:49
Play it like a fuckface,
01:52:51
beat it within a day or two, and then return it to GameStop.
01:52:54
And then you go into GameStop and you could get it for like $5 cheaper,
01:52:57
right?
01:52:57
But you could get a used one and you would get it for slightly cheaper.
01:53:00
And so it
01:53:02
it was like friends of mine, not me,
01:53:04
because I would never condone anything illegal or even slightly immoral,
01:53:08
but friends of mine would actually take that game, copy it.
01:53:12
How are you able to do that?
01:53:15
Do you just copy it?
01:53:17
I don't I'm not going to get it.
01:53:18
And then you're able to play it on any on any system or any system.
01:53:22
But it depends on what you're too selfish.
01:53:24
PlayStation, the PlayStation, those took discs.
01:53:27
You had to do some modifying to the PlayStation.
01:53:30
But not that.
01:53:31
Not the brand new Xbox, but the one before that. Yes.
01:53:36
Yep. Yeah.
01:53:38
All that effort.
01:53:40
Sometimes I know that's where I go
01:53:42
with, with windows and bootlegging softwares,
01:53:47
getting into music production and stuff.
01:53:49
I wasn't going to shell out any money for softwares,
01:53:52
I was just going to bootleg them on windows.
01:53:54
And I did it all the time.
01:53:55
But when you fuck around with different bootleg song.
01:53:59
Just.
01:54:02
Come and, I don't know, blame them.
01:54:04
Pirate Bay I don't know.
01:54:05
I'm not saying which software's what's pirate Bay
01:54:09
exactly?
01:54:11
And so, pirate Bay is controlled by the FBI.
01:54:14
They're just grabbing your IP, and your VPN is selling out your IP too.
01:54:18
Don't believe it.
01:54:20
Who gives a shit?
01:54:21
But, yeah, this show is sponsored by,
01:54:24
NordVPN, right?
01:54:27
It's just like every other podcast.
01:54:28
Yeah.
01:54:29
But you, you know,
01:54:29
you install one too many bootleg programs, and sometimes your windows doesn't
01:54:32
jive, right.
01:54:33
And for whatever reason, because Microsoft sucks and so then you,
01:54:37
and then you just have to restore your windows
01:54:39
and do it all again, and then you end up restoring your windows so many times,
01:54:42
and then you get older, you get money, and then you go, you know what?
01:54:44
Let me just buy a mac and then let me just get actual
01:54:47
good software, and then I'm just done, like I've never I bought logic
01:54:51
and fucking, final cut, I don't know, 15 years ago.
01:54:56
And it constantly gets updated all the time.
01:54:58
Like I've never had to rebuy it or resubscribe,
01:55:01
or they just added new shit to it that they do all their stuff
01:55:04
that I don't even know how to use yet, that I'm pissed off
01:55:06
that I wish I could use because there's certain sequencing stuff to where
01:55:09
you can just type match songs in in logic versus using a DJ.
01:55:15
Application like I normally do.
01:55:17
I like the feel of a DJ, but if I could do it like in a medium that
01:55:22
that I can manipulate the waveform, what part of the deal?
01:55:25
Deal?
01:55:26
I'm just saying I like to feel kind of deejays,
01:55:28
but they've got new shit in there that you can, you know, do the, you know,
01:55:31
you can pull the stems and, and stuff out of songs.
01:55:34
And so, yeah, yeah, so does my software.
01:55:39
It still sucks, though.
01:55:40
You can still hear it. I mean, it's fun because.
01:55:42
Yeah, it depends. Sometimes I'm
01:55:45
can I
01:55:45
folks and yeah, it's not you can make it work.
01:55:48
You can make it work if you're making, like a demo tape or a scratch tape.
01:55:51
But final production you need to play.
01:55:55
I don't know, no, because I've been playing with some stuff that I've pulled.
01:55:58
I haven't finished distilling.
01:56:00
It's even
01:56:01
I had like two artists that I like that I'm mashing up stuff and I use my DJ.
01:56:05
Yeah, that doesn't
01:56:07
does a pretty damn good job in my opinion.
01:56:09
Mashing up. No problem. Yeah, you can cover stuff.
01:56:11
Drum beats ago when you said you said stemming.
01:56:14
I'm talking about stemming that we're still.
01:56:16
Yeah, there's some there, the full sound.
01:56:18
There's so some weird artifacting that goes on.
01:56:21
Either that or it just doesn't have that full depth of sound.
01:56:25
Nor, you know, I mean, there like might be a little bit
01:56:27
depth loss, but nowadays you can take that stem pump through.
01:56:31
I and say, make me a cover of this.
01:56:32
It sounds just like it. And it gets rid of all the artifact.
01:56:35
Dude, I was watching. I forget who was talking about.
01:56:37
I think Matt Walsh might have been,
01:56:38
but it was, they were talking about AI and use of of kids these days,
01:56:42
and they were saying, how many kids were they were they were still on YouTube.
01:56:45
How many, how many people utilize AI for their schoolwork and shit
01:56:51
and how most people can't operate without it.
01:56:54
And so they were saying that they've got AI, you know, like I detect detectors
01:56:58
that you can, like, detect if I wrote it.
01:57:01
I don't know how you do that. Yeah.
01:57:03
So yeah. Go ahead.
01:57:04
What this person did was they said that their trick was and it works.
01:57:07
Every time that they tell AI to write, whatever the thing is,
01:57:12
they then take the first like two paragraphs and rewrite it
01:57:15
in their own words, and then tell AI to rewrite the rest of the thing
01:57:20
based on those two paragraphs and how they're written.
01:57:23
And then he writes it in yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:57:27
Don't ruin this fucking style.
01:57:29
How I anal anagram apps and shit, man.
01:57:31
You're ruining it all.
01:57:31
I'm just saying, they're just fucking weird how
01:57:34
the wizard is real.
01:57:35
How that's even pigs are racist.
01:57:38
We used to think cheating was all these big, giant people.
01:57:41
They're pink.
01:57:42
Yeah. Look. Watch, watch what?
01:57:46
Oh, you have to go.
01:57:50
It feels bad,
01:57:52
you know?
01:57:53
Really?
01:57:55
I wonder why that is.
01:57:56
It's almost like they know what something
01:57:59
they're ignorant.
01:58:01
Oh, no.
01:58:03
They've got no pigment or, sorry, pigment.
01:58:07
It's just a little picker.
01:58:10
Hey, put a h.
01:58:11
I mean, it's pronounced on the end.
01:58:14
It was picker. Yeah, picker.
01:58:18
You know what that just looks like everybody
01:58:21
in R made a high school in 1905 with the H on it to emphasize it's right.
01:58:25
They all had that in their face when I went to high school.
01:58:28
There was, I think three black people.
01:58:30
He's black.
01:58:33
I will
01:58:33
never say any form of nigger.
01:58:37
I you know, I'm serious. That.
01:58:40
Pick it up, baby.
01:58:41
Let's go.
01:58:43
I'm not I don't I'm not a fan.
01:58:45
Oh, no.
01:58:45
I like he's making a sandwich. Sweet.
01:58:49
I like how we come for it.
01:58:52
All right, back to sandwiches.
01:58:54
No shells.
01:58:57
I feel like I've seen them before.
01:59:00
He looks familiar.
01:59:02
Cinnamon. That's not fair.
01:59:04
I know what he's got.
01:59:06
A very distinct forehead that I feel like I've seen.
01:59:08
Oh, is he famous?
01:59:11
Is this Peter Dinklage?
01:59:15
John sterling, key largo, Montego, baby.
01:59:20
Where do we go?
01:59:22
Which is weird.
01:59:23
I it's it's funny to not have the ironic that he's wearing a Key Largo shirt
01:59:27
because that's the song I sing to my dog all the time is are you in Florida?
01:59:31
No. Her name is Ruby.
01:59:32
And I say I always call her a Ruby or brewer.
01:59:36
Good. And then I go
01:59:38
back to Jamaica.
01:59:41
Then she's like, oh, you daddy singing.
01:59:43
And so you just on turn you go baby, and you go Jamaica,
01:59:48
what the hell you do?
01:59:50
I don't know, but it looks kind of delicious.
01:59:52
But is that a sandwich?
01:59:54
I don't think that's a sandwich anymore.
01:59:56
Oh, he's.
01:59:59
And he's biting it in the long wait.
02:00:00
I don't think it's a sandwich. Is a sandwich.
02:00:02
So, How.
02:00:04
Yeah. French toast early on.
02:00:07
Apparently.
02:00:08
Ryan fucking loves it.
02:00:11
Yeah,
02:00:12
apparently, that's what he's his words
02:00:14
online.
02:00:18
Is there a time stamp on that?
02:00:20
Oh, it's just fucking 12 a.m..
02:00:22
One fucking man. And one minute and 12 a.m. already.
02:00:24
All right, so we don't have your flags because there's no flag I love it.
02:00:28
We did her.
02:00:29
I do love anything else for YouTube.
02:00:31
I got scorned woman. We. Yeah. Let's come up on YouTube.
02:00:33
Fuck this shit. Yeah.
02:00:34
How black are you? This is all the stuff we're going.
02:00:36
I got songs that I wish I would have got.
02:00:38
Another example of Ellen's game I have.
02:00:41
We will premiere Elon Musk's new technology and, Rumble.
02:00:45
You got a couple of parodies.
02:00:47
We've done a couple of,
02:00:50
oh, we
02:00:50
got a very, very looking forward to a sub Sabina free will video
02:00:56
and a bunch of people wiping out and getting hurt.
02:00:59
Oh, and it's also raining poop.
02:01:02
And we have competition poop.
02:01:04
Oh, no, we have.
02:01:06
We have competition for anal G.
02:01:08
We've got down Z.
02:01:11
There's competition.
02:01:11
And I think one who said that
02:01:15
now there's really no competition.
02:01:16
You know the shit.
02:01:17
Yeah there's zero. Yeah. But
02:01:21
disclaimer the unfiltered and crude calculation of Jabra speech
02:01:23
folks, listen up
02:01:24
before we dive deeper into the circus of coolness and uncensored banter,
02:01:27
here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of white humor.
02:01:29
Look, we're here for the time.
02:01:30
Not a correct time, all right?
02:01:32
In this crazy world where snowflakes and debris critic.
02:01:34
We're just trying to spread some joined up stepping onto benefits.
02:01:36
So here's Robert Cargill eyes.
02:01:37
Let's get the soldier from our discourse.
02:01:40
Or any random memo is to tickle your funny bone
02:01:42
ginger gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
02:01:44
Any semblance of seriousness is never accidental.
02:01:46
Article to everyone equally, we're equal debate offenders.
02:01:49
All right, we don't give a hoot.
02:01:50
I love race, religion, but whether you prefer cats or dogs,
02:01:52
look the most everyone from politicians to our own sorry selves.
02:01:55
Don't you ever say not even grandmothers?
02:01:57
Great question.
02:01:58
We could hold your hand or jab or anything.
02:02:00
So if our driver found you,
02:02:02
we're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or gibber feelings.
02:02:04
But hey, if you can take the heat,
02:02:05
we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs and maybe a couple article
02:02:08
I a fake news alert the rumors and downright lies with your fiance.
02:02:11
Dipper is a $3 bill.
02:02:12
Any resemblance to real life events are people,
02:02:14
whether alive or pushing up daisies. It's purely gibberish.
02:02:17
Probably a result of hitting the bottle too hard.
02:02:19
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, but jabber compares.
02:02:21
Article de jabber cause why not parody and gibber our bread and butter folks?
02:02:25
Any likeness to actual people or characters is just us having a laugh,
02:02:28
not a reason for a joke.
02:02:29
We might not be the smartest people on the job,
02:02:31
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:02:32
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a zipper,
02:02:36
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
02:02:37
We're just here to crack a few tenuous jokes, spread some jabber joy,
02:02:40
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the freakin time.
02:02:44
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
02:02:46
through the absurdity of our 2 million flag ranch life.
02:02:59
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:03:01
What you do open
02:03:05
up your.
02:03:09
Game in Rumble.
02:03:11
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:03:13
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:03:14
Back in votes.
02:03:20
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:03:23
Hey, are we ready to rumble ahead?
02:03:24
Ready? I almost had it ready.
02:03:28
I am hungry for
02:03:32
you here.
02:03:33
The United States bombed some shit, and we already covered that.
02:03:36
Sorry.
02:03:39
Oh, are these balls?
02:03:40
Oh, no.
02:03:41
Don't tell me.
02:03:44
No, I thought they just tied a rubber band.
02:03:46
Just means, you know, or spouse.
02:03:49
So this is the actual when this is the actual talking
02:03:53
when he was actually talking.
02:03:54
And look at this now. Excited when she comes in.
02:03:56
I'm so I'm so excited for him.
02:03:59
I'm so excited for him.
02:04:00
Listen to this.
02:04:00
He she it just means you know partner.
02:04:04
Oh sure. Help her friend even.
02:04:06
There we go.
02:04:08
Oh wait it's not done yet.
02:04:09
Still there.
02:04:10
But there we that's now happy is when he sees her.
02:04:14
This is love. This is partnership.
02:04:17
This is duty.
02:04:18
Is this video playing?
02:04:20
I know this is just this is just this is a video playing.
02:04:24
There we go.
02:04:26
That's why are there three pairs of hands.
02:04:28
Three. There's something.
02:04:29
There's something about a man and emotions that we need to tell women.
02:04:34
We love you so much.
02:04:35
We are so happy to see you.
02:04:38
I mean, most of the time you guys ruin it by being completely.
02:04:40
What a draw. Say, that's a good time to break.
02:04:42
I know exactly what I was going to say.
02:04:45
I was going to say this, being completely, all women are psychopaths.
02:04:49
And if you haven't no women, I would say there is a woman being a psych.
02:04:55
I would say, and a psychopath, like, for episode.
02:04:58
You don't know your woman. Trust me.
02:05:01
Just because I've been known to get on it when men are happy.
02:05:05
No. When I'm on the swab, I'm like, get me.
02:05:08
Hey. Right. Hold on me.
02:05:09
Be just like me.
02:05:10
Best use a bit this a cheat?
02:05:14
We are all right. But the word to me.
02:05:17
But so
02:05:19
something.
02:05:20
All right back I give you
02:05:22
a how to stop it if I do it at one time.
02:05:27
All right, so now we can.
02:05:30
We can only surmise real.
02:05:32
Apparently there's psychopaths.
02:05:35
Son of a bitch.
02:05:37
Apparently there's psychopaths, right?
02:05:43
But that's just an assumption.
02:05:44
The one thing we do know is how men behave.
02:05:46
And I'd like to share something.
02:05:48
The expression on Gary's face sums up how much men love women.
02:05:52
Listen, how happy he is to see his wife.
02:05:55
This is important. Wait.
02:05:56
This is important. Listen, we're not going to watch it.
02:05:58
We're just going to listen to it, right?
02:06:01
The symbol this the picture is just for symbolism, for the recorded audio.
02:06:04
And I've got it right here. This is it right here. Okay.
02:06:06
They're happy.
02:06:07
Oh no no no, that's the one.
02:06:10
That's this. This is. Yeah.
02:06:12
You can hear they, Okay, listen, that's how you're not
02:06:16
okay talking about this.
02:06:18
This is the first time a man sees his wife in an amount of time, and I want.
02:06:22
This is important.
02:06:23
Listen how excited he is, how glad he is to see here.
02:06:26
This is important. Even. There we go.
02:06:30
Here and there we go.
02:06:33
So that.
02:06:33
There we go. Is is is was when she was.
02:06:36
That's when she was first. Okay.
02:06:38
So I think that there we go.
02:06:40
So I almost interpreted it.
02:06:42
There we go.
02:06:43
As he's kind of caught but he doesn't know how to react.
02:06:47
And so he knows he knows that he's good.
02:06:51
He knows that he's fucked.
02:06:52
And he just goes there we go.
02:06:54
Like, I knew you'd come looking for me and I knew you'd catch me.
02:06:57
If you rewatch the video in the heat of the moment.
02:06:59
Before he had time to to gather himself, he said, I asked her to come on the show
02:07:04
and talk and, you know, there she there she was or something like that.
02:07:10
No, no, this is this is Holy crap.
02:07:13
She's going to be on the show.
02:07:14
There we go. This is awesome.
02:07:16
Just let me come on.
02:07:18
The show was probably like, well, you can go on the show.
02:07:19
And and she's like, no. Okay.
02:07:21
And then I was probably like, it's not like, you know,
02:07:22
this conversation of mental mental.
02:07:24
All right.
02:07:24
So mental yell men nerf strong, powerful, all that bullshit.
02:07:27
But when you see your woman, aren't you, like, as happy as you could be?
02:07:31
And I don't mean like she's fucking with you. Just.
02:07:33
You haven't seen her for a while.
02:07:34
She looks pretty good.
02:07:36
She's in a, you know, pretty good.
02:07:39
I mean, she doesn't have to look amazing.
02:07:41
She just doesn't look like she's not like, you know, balls deep
02:07:44
in another man or some un, you know, or yelling at you about a podcast.
02:07:47
But when
02:07:49
aren't you
02:07:49
genuinely glad to see, here I am, your little fucking podcast
02:07:53
is where I can admit that I don't think women are ever happy to see a man.
02:07:58
They just deal with it because they training.
02:08:00
They're never happy.
02:08:04
Yeah, I don't, I mean, they don't want to show
02:08:07
any weakness and be like, you know, I'm glad to see a man.
02:08:10
I just I don't think they feel the same way
02:08:13
for at least from this.
02:08:14
I mean, I'm talking about this situation more than others.
02:08:18
This is listen to the man's first response, though.
02:08:20
I don't care what he's saying with the tone in his voice, it's like, wow.
02:08:24
All right. Ready?
02:08:24
Let's listen.
02:08:25
Oh, sir, help her friend.
02:08:26
Even there we go.
02:08:28
There we go. Yes.
02:08:30
Now listen to the next tone of the voice of the female.
02:08:33
Oh, wait, it's not done yet. Hope it's worth it.
02:08:36
Does she sound happy to see him?
02:08:40
No. So my point is valid.
02:08:43
Still. What?
02:08:45
Oh, your little fucking podcast is perfect.
02:08:48
Yeah, this is the unedited version.
02:08:50
This is unedited.
02:08:51
From here, it just means
02:08:55
what's worth it.
02:08:56
Well, you're freaking me out. I thought I'm, like, way too early.
02:08:58
I just z damn it.
02:09:00
It just means, you know, partner or spouse or helper or friend even or friend even.
02:09:06
Look how nice that is.
02:09:06
Your spouse partner. Friend. Right?
02:09:09
How dare you, Larry Jones?
02:09:10
Yeah, speaking of friend, there we go.
02:09:13
You know, there she is.
02:09:14
This is going to be great. I mean, you would say best friend.
02:09:16
You wouldn't just say friend like that. Seems like.
02:09:19
Listen to the tone chain.
02:09:20
This is what tells me this is what I think it is.
02:09:21
And obviously Gary's listening. He can fill us in more. What can we.
02:09:24
Why can't you realize that she's not going to participate?
02:09:27
She's angry. He's like. Because he seems happy.
02:09:29
He's happy. The entire time.
02:09:31
Oh, wait, it's not done yet. Still there? What?
02:09:34
Oh, no.
02:09:36
I hope it's worth the what?
02:09:37
Okay, here we go. Yeah.
02:09:40
Or help her friend even.
02:09:42
There we go.
02:09:43
Oh, wait. It's not done yet.
02:09:45
Still not what?
02:09:47
Oh, you're a little fucking podcast.
02:09:50
It's perfect.
02:09:51
Yeah. Okay.
02:09:53
Fuck off.
02:09:55
Because I'm not worth it.
02:09:58
In what general sense? Like, what does she mean by.
02:10:01
I hope it was worth it.
02:10:04
Worth what?
02:10:05
What is what is she.
02:10:07
What is she assigning?
02:10:11
All right, fellows, stupid monkey people.
02:10:13
I'm. I'm bad.
02:10:14
Let me, well, relinquish all of my duties
02:10:19
to, lady and draw.
02:10:22
Oh, no.
02:10:22
No, you guys, this is like a double down.
02:10:25
What? You wish.
02:10:26
I give you free range.
02:10:30
You go. You're a little, desperate person.
02:10:33
You mash up one of the songs that I say, ignore everything I send, I didn't send.
02:10:38
Oh, wait.
02:10:39
See, look, he knows how to play me in the gate like.
02:10:44
This real.
02:10:45
He really just did this.
02:10:46
So he's he's, like, backing out like double.
02:10:49
He, like, backed out and then backed out again.
02:10:51
It's like there's not two driveways here.
02:10:53
I don't know why you're backing up twice.
02:10:55
So he's.
02:10:55
Listen this is why are you in the neighbor's yard. Right.
02:10:58
You're backing up I try to play every video.
02:11:01
I think we played every video and you go back to the troll.
02:11:03
But now he's trying to control from the back seat or eating the truck.
02:11:06
Can you go back to that?
02:11:07
Let's do is come in on the the steer.
02:11:09
You can not listen to me.
02:11:10
If you want to not do anything, that's fine too
02:11:14
fucking.
02:11:14
We go back to that castration photo.
02:11:17
Oh, yeah.
02:11:17
There's another one where that actually snipped off.
02:11:19
You want to see that one too?
02:11:20
Are you fucking kidding me?
02:11:22
Dude?
02:11:25
Oh, wait,
02:11:26
it's that much of a point of contention.
02:11:29
What?
02:11:30
Look, micro like whatever.
02:11:32
My girlfriend like,
02:11:34
she's like, yeah, I she goes, I never told her what the podcast was.
02:11:39
She figured it out eventually
02:11:41
because I told her I didn't want her to listen.
02:11:43
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:11:45
And I told her why I don't want her to listen
02:11:47
because I felt like if she listened, I like
02:11:49
she's just going to hear the same shit
02:11:50
she's going to hear anyway what she doesn't want to hear.
02:11:52
And that's exactly what she said.
02:11:54
She goes, yeah, it's literally what your opinion already is.
02:11:56
But it's on topics that I don't really want to talk to you about.
02:12:00
So I already know what you're going to say and I really don't care to listen.
02:12:03
And so she's like, whatever.
02:12:06
So if you are, dating draw please call on it.
02:12:10
158863 romance.
02:12:12
32I mean fucking 12:12 p.m. I,
02:12:17
I would love to hear what she wants to talk about.
02:12:21
Nothing on the entire show is going to be steered by women.
02:12:25
What do you think of that? Apparently.
02:12:27
Do you mind if we do the whole show with women?
02:12:29
Order from no woman by.
02:12:30
Oh my God, by the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:12:34
I fucking miss that guy so much.
02:12:36
Oh my God, where was he this entire time?
02:12:39
Let's get his opinion on everything. Oh my.
02:12:42
His opinion is the same. Do you got anything?
02:12:43
I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
02:12:46
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:12:49
It's exactly what I thought.
02:12:52
All right, let's see what Gary has to say.
02:12:55
Give it to me.
02:12:56
Give it to me.
02:12:57
She applesauce jabber.
02:12:58
So what? Give it to me now.
02:13:00
She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
02:13:03
Is this the only reason why he's.
02:13:05
Is that the only reason why he's backing down?
02:13:08
All right, fellow stupid monkey people.
02:13:10
I know you're the stupid monkey people.
02:13:12
Well, where the fuck is the Captain Kirk?
02:13:15
He's.
02:13:16
I'm concerned that he's fallen over and nobody cares.
02:13:18
Oh, it's to show, though.
02:13:19
You guys feel free. Yeah. He's like.
02:13:22
He's like, I have no idea.
02:13:24
I have no insight, no, no, I'm definitely never coming back.
02:13:28
Is literally what he just said.
02:13:30
He was teasing that it might be an option, but he's he's saying
02:13:33
right here that no, oh no, no, no, it was never for the topic his duty.
02:13:37
He's just listen. All right. No monkey people.
02:13:39
No, I'm I'm back to, well, relinquish all of my duties.
02:13:45
There you go. See?
02:13:48
Duties?
02:13:50
No. No.
02:13:52
Brady. And draw.
02:13:53
No. So, you guys feel free to do.
02:13:56
Here's a fucking asshole.
02:13:57
He's over here typing.
02:13:58
He, I give you free reign.
02:14:01
You can fuck off.
02:14:02
Place some of the videos that I've spent
02:14:04
on from one so you can do whatever you want.
02:14:07
I don't know, you can just have the podcast.
02:14:09
No, I'm never coming back. Goodbye.
02:14:12
As much as I normally do, I'm relinquishing all of my duties.
02:14:15
Yeah, he's not doing anything.
02:14:16
And he's saying that he's just going to find some random stuff
02:14:19
and go, oh, I won't do it.
02:14:23
It's just for, you know, it's just for this.
02:14:25
No it's not.
02:14:25
No. It's that.
02:14:26
Does that, prove me wrong? Yes.
02:14:29
Last week, why the solar system
02:14:32
is, is a flat disk like that.
02:14:35
And I can explain it's not a flat disk.
02:14:38
Actually, there's three dimensions of of matter.
02:14:43
No, I was just saying, the way the planets orbit,
02:14:46
they seem to be all doing it in the same plane, even though there's a lot
02:14:50
they don't, though. They don't, though actually.
02:14:52
Hold on.
02:14:52
He's explaining why they do, but they don't, though I can explain.
02:14:57
So there's different angles and they're not.
02:14:59
They're not the same. Like they're not all sitting on a plane. Right.
02:15:02
And the Earth's surface isn't flat and perfectly sphere like a mirror.
02:15:06
Yeah. You're right, like you got I mean, there's mountains.
02:15:08
I mean, they are like, if you there.
02:15:10
I mean, though, I guess donut shaped.
02:15:12
Here's the riddle.
02:15:12
If we're talking about shapes,
02:15:13
can I be honest, the Bubba Burger, if you ever had one, the. No.
02:15:18
I don't even know what that is. Oh, they sell them in the stores. Frozen.
02:15:20
Yeah.
02:15:20
Who would buy one of those when you could just buy actual, like, they.
02:15:24
You're right.
02:15:24
Ground beef.
02:15:25
Well, if that's all you have or you're camping
02:15:27
and you want to keep them, that's all you have.
02:15:29
What do you mean, what? I wouldn't buy Bubba Burger.
02:15:30
I would buy something. I've never had them, but I was looking.
02:15:33
I was looking for a way.
02:15:34
Cause I usually get those long sleeves of elk,
02:15:37
Costco burgers, frozen or hamburgers.
02:15:39
But then I need frozen burgers on hand at all time.
02:15:42
It's just a click.
02:15:43
Anyways, I will get frozen specialty I want.
02:15:47
I will not get frozen ground beef unless I'm just making tacos with it.
02:15:52
Yeah, no, I don't ever smash burgers in my freezer.
02:15:54
But that's because I did some Omaha Steaks purchases.
02:15:57
Smash burgers.
02:15:57
See, that's the same thing.
02:15:58
It's the box of like eight smash burgers, right?
02:16:01
It came it came free with the package of Omaha Steaks for Father's Day.
02:16:04
Even though I bought a bunch of stuff for my dad.
02:16:06
Yeah, I got that, too.
02:16:07
I got that so much, I finally had to tell my family to stop getting it for me.
02:16:11
How shitty is that?
02:16:13
What? Omaha steaks? Yeah.
02:16:15
Omaha steaks. Not good for you, man.
02:16:17
Well, you just put it in your freezer and you don't.
02:16:19
You didn't know he ate it, but I'd much rather have fresh.
02:16:23
It's way overpriced.
02:16:24
There's so much. Yeah.
02:16:25
I mean, that's why you have to freeze dried meat.
02:16:28
There's so many better options.
02:16:30
Yes or no?
02:16:31
I mean, I got just around the corner, but.
02:16:34
And what do you.
02:16:35
If you get a steak hit the Omaha steaks.
02:16:39
Filets are not me. They're tilted like, who the fuck.
02:16:42
There's something that always comes with it.
02:16:43
Like, who the fuck wants that tilted?
02:16:45
I know they do.
02:16:46
They do package it.
02:16:47
Weird a yeah, the app caramel Apple Tartlets.
02:16:50
It's like, I don't I don't want this.
02:16:51
Yeah, that kind of shit in there because that's
02:16:54
the only way they can sell that shit.
02:16:55
Yeah, they gotta package it for a price point.
02:16:57
Yeah, for sure.
02:16:59
But you only get around.
02:17:00
You only get around the the holidays or I got the same fucking thing you got.
02:17:05
There's, like, bacon wrapped filets.
02:17:07
A couple of regular flavor, all right.
02:17:09
And some burgers,
02:17:10
some really good seasoned burgers, but they're not as good as other burgers.
02:17:13
Yeah, I just sometimes I'll get.
02:17:15
I've gotten fish from there before.
02:17:17
Mainly because I wanted, like, I don't know, just
02:17:20
some other might have been chicken with chicken in it too.
02:17:23
Yeah, they do a chicken package, but usually just for specifically the steaks.
02:17:27
And it would be more or less or.
02:17:29
No, I've done like, the like, I like, they've got burgers,
02:17:33
they've got, they've got ribeye burgers, they've got different kind of.
02:17:38
Yeah, whatever.
02:17:40
It's all right.
02:17:40
I occasionally will do a bulk purchase just for the fuck of it.
02:17:45
From a place like that matters.
02:17:47
That makes up our solar system. Yeah. Thank you.
02:17:50
It's just a clump of of stuff.
02:17:53
Debris and the clump of stuff.
02:17:56
Just like, a swirling newborn baby, like it's aborted.
02:17:59
It was circling.
02:18:01
So, And it doesn't matter how fast it's spiraling, conceived.
02:18:06
And if you'll notice, a lot of galaxies
02:18:09
are spiral shapes whose spiral arm hole.
02:18:12
And you'll notice there are layers that just the angle angle.
02:18:15
We're looking at rings that are flat planes right around the equator.
02:18:21
Well, like here's just like grab
02:18:25
the Detroit fireworks this evening inward and flat.
02:18:28
When you see fireworks, some people have to be seen
02:18:31
just flat lines right when they shoot the circle. Fireworks and shit.
02:18:34
Not everybody gets to see the circle unless it's a sphere.
02:18:38
So maybe, just
02:18:38
maybe, what we see isn't what we really see.
02:18:42
No, I don't, because every day,
02:18:45
sometimes I try to just to argue for the sake of arguing.
02:18:48
I've been told, and I think I just did that there.
02:18:51
I'm going to try and grow as a person and stop doing that.
02:18:53
I don't think you're really arguing.
02:18:54
I think you're talking now.
02:18:56
I think you're arguing with me now about arguing,
02:18:57
because I was definitely arguing and I'm arguing about,
02:18:59
oh, see, now you see how you see how all of a sudden
02:19:02
your, your volume and your aggression kind of takes up us.
02:19:05
It was very subtle, but it was
02:19:07
starting to get to.
02:19:07
And yeah, you're signing into it. Okay.
02:19:09
I see you're just puffing out.
02:19:11
I don't get it.
02:19:12
So this is my relaxed question.
02:19:15
Well, I don't know.
02:19:15
I hope you're a little relaxed.
02:19:17
Relaxed posture was way to the fucking relaxed posture.
02:19:20
And I'm. Yeah.
02:19:23
The fact you're standing up and literally towering over me
02:19:25
on the screen too is a little intimidating.
02:19:27
Oh, years of circling every collision, a self-correcting and correct toward that.
02:19:33
That center plan so self-correcting.
02:19:38
This stuff started circling together.
02:19:41
Hold on.
02:19:41
So even if he says even if he says self-correcting
02:19:44
in the chaotic events in the, you know, the pattern where self-correcting seems
02:19:48
to be implying that there's order, it's chaos trying to get back to order,
02:19:53
which, based on spinning this physics of a spin
02:19:56
circling, it's going to draw things towards center perfect flat plane.
02:20:01
That's why the the the, the it's like he's the gangster with a ball of dough
02:20:07
and you spin a ball of dough out what's what's going to happen to it?
02:20:10
It flattens out.
02:20:11
It's literally just the physics of of matter.
02:20:14
It's metaphysics.
02:20:15
He's like trying to explain something that's way
02:20:17
more like increases the chances of colliding.
02:20:19
And every collision corrects towards that center.
02:20:23
Like,
02:20:24
no, every collision doesn't correct towards that center line.
02:20:27
Every collision goes against that center line.
02:20:29
And then it recollects again and goes back towards that someone.
02:20:32
What are you talking about?
02:20:33
But, where is this fuckface in the chat?
02:20:36
Come on, get on here, Cohen, if you.
02:20:39
What the dog doing in a ball like a tennis ball soaking wet
02:20:42
and you spin it the dog it it's the water spout.
02:20:46
Do I goddamn thing one plane.
02:20:47
Yeah. That's similar.
02:20:49
It does not spiral off in one plane when you when the water circles the drain.
02:20:54
But again if you're if you're if you're so but it's, there's still 3D to it.
02:20:59
It's not like it's on one plane.
02:21:00
There's multiple planes.
02:21:01
It's just a flattened plane.
02:21:03
No, no. He he planes.
02:21:05
He was simplifying it.
02:21:07
But the concept is valid when you know, when you spin the ball,
02:21:11
the ball is spinning.
02:21:12
It has an absolute axis. Right.
02:21:14
But what what do you mean, bulshit?
02:21:17
This goes back to how I used to watch a show.
02:21:20
I might have to be a participant with the center of the ball.
02:21:23
The absolute perpendicular line of the axis is going to create
02:21:26
what he's talking about.
02:21:29
I like I said, I just
02:21:30
asked him on the show so that to stir up conversation, I'm really not.
02:21:33
But if you have two balls colliding, one can jump.
02:21:35
Still, they go in, they go in more than you just added.
02:21:38
Another is like, why is there always two balls with you?
02:21:41
Jealousy there usually are.
02:21:42
I compassion whack off right.
02:21:46
You see now I it's weird.
02:21:48
If I whack off I might play with my balls.
02:21:49
But I never play with the right.
02:21:51
Oh, I know why.
02:21:51
Because this is my left hand. Never mind
02:21:54
you, your balls that big that you can only grab one at a time.
02:21:58
Take a maybe like that.
02:22:00
Yeah, but I think can I put it to really work here?
02:22:02
Because around here. Right.
02:22:03
But you have a big set of balls. Yes.
02:22:06
Or you have a really short arms.
02:22:09
I do have short arms and short fingers.
02:22:11
Yeah.
02:22:13
Which is not true.
02:22:14
What they say
02:22:15
I need you.
02:22:15
I can only grab my right ball with my right
02:22:17
hand in my left ball with my left hand.
02:22:19
I couldn't I said I don't how you I was about to say I pleasure
02:22:23
both my balls and I honestly thought about both balls at the same time.
02:22:26
You got to hand them.
02:22:27
They're that big. Brady's got huge balls.
02:22:30
All right.
02:22:30
I can put my hand on like, bounce them up and down.
02:22:35
I'll be honest, I don't usually play with my balls.
02:22:37
I just like to tickle it a little bit.
02:22:40
Maybe squeeze it.
02:22:41
But who likes who really likes their balls squeezed that mean better?
02:22:45
So I think I'm doing it right.
02:22:46
And my point was, as I'm usually jerking off with my right hand,
02:22:49
which is why I'm not playing with my right ball.
02:22:51
Sorry, right ball.
02:22:53
Let's try to give you more time.
02:22:55
Oh, you know, maybe that's what my wife is.
02:22:57
More and I recognize more sense of gravity.
02:22:59
Earth based stuff. Not loud.
02:23:01
And stop talking solar in one plane.
02:23:04
That conversation made me hungry.
02:23:06
And I guess that's okay. When you.
02:23:09
When the water circles the drain.
02:23:14
That's kind of.
02:23:15
I had no reason to play that.
02:23:16
I just wanted to sit down because of Earth.
02:23:20
Now, on the scale of solar system
02:23:23
and planets, they have such huge gravity.
02:23:27
And you probably only have, like, 2 or 3 in there.
02:23:29
That's a fact.
02:23:30
Because, you know, there's no way off the garden can afford fucking broccoli
02:23:34
a lot more than a basketball or a baseball or the tennis ball or soccer ball.
02:23:38
Would the water that's on it wait, in fact,
02:23:41
you just reminded smush small short rant like name.
02:23:45
So I just we just went somewhere
02:23:47
and one of the sides was broccoli and it was a few dollars extra.
02:23:51
You get like French fries for free.
02:23:53
Broccoli was fucking extra.
02:23:55
Yeah, they try to fuck.
02:23:56
You have a broccoli actually gets a premium side.
02:23:58
Some places.
02:23:59
It's like it's like a weed. It grows everywhere.
02:24:01
It was a lot,
02:24:03
very much less a whirlpool.
02:24:06
But I just kind of wanted to explain why it flattens out.
02:24:09
And it is exactly what I mean
02:24:13
by as above, so below.
02:24:15
No it isn't, you, fag. Not.
02:24:21
It is not.
02:24:23
If it's flat.
02:24:23
How is there above and below.
02:24:26
So you're in Ohio, right?
02:24:28
But you just ignored it because you want to keep playing the game.
02:24:29
You said that.
02:24:31
Who said I did? Ohio?
02:24:32
I asked the first question when I said Turnpike, I said, You're in Ohio.
02:24:37
You didn't say that. Number one.
02:24:38
Number two, we don't go at state,
02:24:40
okay, I did I love you know what I wish I had the how many times during the week
02:24:44
do you go I wish that was fucking recorded.
02:24:46
I can rewind, bitch.
02:24:47
I mean person at work or stranger certainly wife
02:24:51
I do.
02:24:52
I'll admit it.
02:24:53
I wish my show had not only, rewind.
02:24:56
I mean, on my show, I wish my life not only had a theme song,
02:24:59
but also rewind.
02:25:03
Did you see this in, was Frazier.
02:25:08
Frazier?
02:25:09
Right now at four, we're tracking severe weather in southeast Michigan.
02:25:12
This is video of a tornado just for anyone.
02:25:15
It's watching the show.
02:25:16
This is not right.
02:25:17
This is not live. This is not. This is not now.
02:25:19
This was, I think, last Thursday.
02:25:21
Whenever the Wednesday. I'm sorry.
02:25:23
It was Wednesday when the tornado touched down to
02:25:26
my parents.
02:25:26
My grandparents got tired of getting robbed in Detroit,
02:25:28
so they moved to Frazier, another county, this afternoon.
02:25:32
It's pretty wide.
02:25:33
You can see it right there.
02:25:34
It's pretty fucking county, bitch.
02:25:36
In a good place to wind up dead.
02:25:38
It's not a good place for a tornado.
02:25:40
It's not like Texas where you can go on forever.
02:25:42
And I'm sorry if you live in Texas, horrible things happen.
02:25:45
There is the metropolis is.
02:25:48
Yeah.
02:25:50
The National Weather Service confirms the massive funnel cloud.
02:25:53
I don't think anybody 13 mile.
02:25:55
And yet this is a different angle on that same tornado at Utica.
02:26:00
And yeah, did it ripped right off you go down.
02:26:03
Thanks for joining us here at four I'm Rochelle Graham.
02:26:05
It has been a while.
02:26:06
Yeah. We don't care what you have to say. We just wanted to see the footage.
02:26:09
I want to see what a damage.
02:26:10
What did it damage?
02:26:12
Oh, I don't think they showed this.
02:26:13
This was happening, like didn't never did anything.
02:26:15
It probably didn't damage anything.
02:26:18
I thought cities weren't supposed to get tornadoes
02:26:20
because of the building structures.
02:26:21
Block the wind from being able to move in a greater tornado at all.
02:26:26
What the fuck?
02:26:26
No, dude, big cities have tornadoes.
02:26:31
Yeah, they can see.
02:26:32
Thank you.
02:26:32
That's the scene from a neighborhood at 14 Mile and Garfield in Trailblazer.
02:26:37
She has everyone everyone down a roof.
02:26:39
Oh shit.
02:26:40
Uprooted trees and debris there.
02:26:43
Crews there on scene.
02:26:45
We're keeping an eye on delays and cancellations.
02:26:47
So if we're going to have tornado, we might as well.
02:26:49
Buildings blocking the wind from creating fucking tornado.
02:26:52
Tornadic activity.
02:26:56
So here's
02:26:56
some statistics which I found a little odd.
02:27:00
We don't need statistics.
02:27:01
I'm asking fucking Allison.
02:27:03
So typically we have 15. I got to stop her.
02:27:07
She's still talking in my background.
02:27:09
Typically, Michigan has 15 tornadoes a year on average.
02:27:13
Okay. Seems like.
02:27:15
Okay. Yeah.
02:27:16
This is all of Michigan.
02:27:18
In 1974, we had the most ever with, 39 tornadoes.
02:27:23
Do I have big cities? Tornadoes can hit anywhere at any time.
02:27:26
Several large cities made by tornadoes throughout history,
02:27:28
including Dallas, Miami. I'm saying.
02:27:30
Wait, we'll have.
02:27:30
Did you just say several big cities have been hit throughout history?
02:27:33
A great. Okay, so I was right.
02:27:34
You were wrong and you apologize.
02:27:36
Let's move on to Dallas. Miami.
02:27:37
So Dallas, Miami.
02:27:38
That's like I remember Dallas is the one I remember.
02:27:41
That must have been in my lifetime because I remember seeing it anyways.
02:27:44
So the most we ever had Michigan was in 1974.
02:27:46
We had 39 tornadoes in one year this year.
02:27:51
And keep in mind, it's not
02:27:52
like it's you know, I'd say it's only June, but
02:27:55
are already June.
02:27:56
But it's, you know, it's the beginning. It's just now summer.
02:27:58
We've already had 29 so far in 2024.
02:28:02
Yeah.
02:28:02
Fucking climate change bro.
02:28:05
Well I mean the climate change.
02:28:07
Was there climate change in 1974.
02:28:09
Yes. Climate constantly changes.
02:28:11
So I can't argue with you. What are you implying? Yeah.
02:28:13
The climate is changing more than it ever.
02:28:15
Climate change. Dude.
02:28:17
Right.
02:28:18
I don't understand what that means. Climate. The climate change.
02:28:20
What do I know? Followed by. Dude, I know what that mean, dude.
02:28:23
Climate change, dude.
02:28:25
Climate climate change.
02:28:28
I got all kinds of buttons.
02:28:29
I'm not even sure which one to play this, climate change, play the climate change.
02:28:35
Come on, come on.
02:28:36
That's all I hear you saying.
02:28:40
No. So I've got a question.
02:28:43
Nope. Hold on. Let me.
02:28:45
No, no. Come on.
02:28:47
While you're figuring out your question,
02:28:49
dude, I better be myself.
02:28:51
Freeze up tequila.
02:28:54
I'm not going to beat you to because I want to see the chicken attack.
02:28:57
What the fuck?
02:29:00
You know what Gay likes?
02:29:01
It's like a toy I was.
02:29:02
I guess those ones are better than I. Or.
02:29:05
Oh, yeah. You can't tell.
02:29:07
Somebody said.
02:29:08
Somebody said make a bunch of women walking in chicken boots.
02:29:15
I don't know, maybe they're not.
02:29:16
They're not real.
02:29:16
Let's say I do. Everything is I.
02:29:19
You never know.
02:29:20
These days.
02:29:24
Well, that was a weird ad for Jingle Bell.
02:29:26
Jingle bling. I have no idea.
02:29:30
Let's see, I,
02:29:31
I fun thing I do is I don't preview any of the videos now, since Gary
02:29:34
sends a bunch and we're going to maybe watch half of them
02:29:38
eating on camera.
02:29:39
Oh. No.
02:29:43
This is supposed to be the greatest song ever.
02:29:46
It has to do with our topic because it's called Scorned Woman.
02:29:49
Do you know the story about Oliver Anthony?
02:29:53
How his wife just left him and took half his shit and he wrote that?
02:29:56
Oh, the dude, that fucking, he talked to.
02:29:58
He talked to Joe Rogan and Joe Rogan said, don't sign from Northmoor.
02:30:03
Yeah, yeah, he wrote that song.
02:30:05
That was his big hit.
02:30:06
He talked to Joe Rogan and said, hey, what should I do?
02:30:08
Joe Rogan's like, don't sign anything.
02:30:10
They're like, but they're offering me millions of dollars.
02:30:11
He's like, dude, you already have it. You're already have it.
02:30:13
They're just trying to get a piece of you just go.
02:30:16
And so then he did. He wrote more hits.
02:30:17
He became rich and famous.
02:30:19
Now his wife left him,
02:30:21
I guess, because he tried to start a little podcast or something.
02:30:24
Really?
02:30:26
Yeah.
02:30:26
He said, so this song is called I Hope You're a Little Fucking better.
02:30:30
She said, no, I'm fine.
02:30:32
I made that for your little fucking podcast.
02:30:35
It's worth it.
02:30:36
So he
02:30:37
wrote this song called A Scornful Woman,
02:30:40
and I don't get it, but Richmond from North Richmond?
02:30:43
No, this is his song.
02:30:52
I like the dog.
02:30:53
Well, she got a side character.
02:30:57
I want to run from.
02:30:59
She turned a warm afternoon
02:31:03
into a cold corn.
02:31:06
Well, he grabbed the apple
02:31:10
and Adam took a bite.
02:31:12
And now, all these years later
02:31:16
and the mice still ain't right
02:31:18
with the scar.
02:31:23
That's pretty much breaking song.
02:31:25
Breaking news.
02:31:26
I ran fire a sixth wave of missiles into Israel.
02:31:35
Via Fox News.
02:31:37
Three deaths confirmed by Israel.
02:31:40
Six wave of missiles have been fired into Israel.
02:31:45
According I mean, television in the back.
02:31:47
Sure.
02:31:48
Pretty sure we're at war.
02:31:51
Like, CNN says Trump announced a cease ceasefire between Israel and Iran.
02:31:58
Are you sure?
02:31:59
We might be in you're in Ohio time zone.
02:32:02
You're in the what time is it in Israel?
02:32:04
7:33 a.m.
02:32:05
is what it says on the TV.
02:32:07
Unless they're playing a random rerun of.
02:32:10
Yeah, Fox news might not know this Fox run reruns.
02:32:13
Look, this is the headline right now.
02:32:15
30 3 a.m., Tel Aviv, 17 minutes ago on breaks in Iran
02:32:19
and Israel with little clarity on Trump's cease fire
02:32:23
18 minutes ago.
02:32:24
Here. Let's look at all the updates.
02:32:27
Did it, it did it it did it
02:32:30
does. Wrong button.
02:32:30
I was supposed to hit the news button and I hit the gunfire instead.
02:32:38
Dude, that is the let's go to play right slam ever.
02:32:41
That could be like on sound drop. You should upload that.
02:32:43
That is,
02:32:44
people are gonna be using that royalty free door slam for the rest of eternity.
02:32:47
Yeah.
02:32:50
And it's got the squeak.
02:32:52
It's got everything.
02:32:57
And in all honesty, not to rip on us as being pieces of shit,
02:33:01
but I think that Missus Gary's donated more content that's of higher quality
02:33:05
than any of us have now.
02:33:07
In your fucking time.
02:33:09
Yes, it's worth it.
02:33:10
Got the cigaret lit is amazing, dude, she's a badass.
02:33:13
She's a fucking badass. You're a real.
02:33:16
Hey, draw a little fucking podcast if you're a fucking piece of shit,
02:33:21
whatever the fuck I'm saying is, whatever you're like, okay, you're a little
02:33:26
oh, you're a little fucking podcast question that I didn't think about to.
02:33:32
Are you Gary?
02:33:33
Do you guys smoke inside the house or does she always come outside to smoke?
02:33:37
Because if she does that, it takes a lot of the sting out of it.
02:33:40
If she's always coming out to have a cigaret in the barn right.
02:33:44
That's probably why where it started,
02:33:46
she kept coming out of that side of a cigaret. There.
02:33:48
Hear that dumb ass rant about how Jesus
02:33:51
doesn't exist?
02:33:54
I mean, what a moron, right?
02:33:57
Okay, I got to go back to something you said to
02:33:59
if my wife said, hey, don't go in the garage.
02:34:02
For example,
02:34:04
I don't care what, because it's a show that I'm going to be talking about that
02:34:07
you're not going to.
02:34:07
The first thing I want to know is, what the fuck are you talking about?
02:34:10
So you don't think she's ever
02:34:13
checked it out?
02:34:15
I bet you she has.
02:34:18
I'll bet you she has none of my bets on me not to go in the garage.
02:34:22
She would know that.
02:34:23
I'm going to go in the garage. Yeah, okay, I don't know.
02:34:26
Yeah, he has to play me. She's going to know.
02:34:29
You're gonna be like, fuck, I don't.
02:34:32
Yeah, don't go in the garage and be like, well, I was in the garage.
02:34:34
She was like, fuck, I didn't know it right?
02:34:38
And you know, what's funny is
02:34:39
sometimes I don't want to know what was in the garage.
02:34:43
What did he say?
02:34:47
This is the golf of America.
02:34:50
Oh, that's a great segue.
02:34:51
Let me tell me.
02:34:52
It's about to be the golf of America.
02:34:55
So when I saw this, I thought
02:34:58
that Operation Midnight
02:35:00
Hammer would have been longer.
02:35:06
Oh, I said,
02:35:07
I said, I think it's got Operation Midnight easily.
02:35:10
Grab a ball.
02:35:10
Balls. Both balls seem easily. Grab a ball.
02:35:14
It was over pretty quick to.
02:35:24
So they were saying that when that attack
02:35:27
they used to play, they went around, they used stealth bombers.
02:35:31
And there's end of the stealth bombers.
02:35:32
Had to fuel up
02:35:34
three times in the air.
02:35:36
How much fuel do these motherfuckers use?
02:35:38
Number one. Number two, they they sent off
02:35:43
two sets of stealth bombers to make it not seem like
02:35:46
they were doing anything, like, just kind of like a distraction, like,
02:35:49
oh, we're just sending them wherever, you know.
02:35:51
But when it comes to the refuel plane, how do you like
02:35:54
I get the stealth stealth bomber, which again, is like incredible.
02:35:57
The the
02:35:59
technology to mimic the sound in an inverse.
02:36:03
So and just so you know, two they have
02:36:05
they have ways to detect now with like satellites and shit.
02:36:09
Sure.
02:36:09
But it's still the bombers aren't advanced where.
02:36:14
Yeah.
02:36:14
It's not the most advanced spacecraft aircraft that has ever been.
02:36:19
Sir. Yes, sir.
02:36:21
Do you work for Boeing or Lockheed?
02:36:23
Nobody's saying no. It is. That's what they tell us.
02:36:25
100% is. It's the.
02:36:27
Just. Don't you work for Lockheed Martin?
02:36:29
It all makes sense now.
02:36:31
You said that.
02:36:32
You said about the, I've worked at Lockheed.
02:36:35
I've done work for.
02:36:36
I've the beach bomber fabricated on me
02:36:39
and, metrically, the work tonnage thing of the whatever the fuck.
02:36:43
And you just said, I've done Boeing work, and I've worked at Lockheed
02:36:47
Martin facilities, as all I heard when you said that was, up up up up up
02:36:52
up up up up up up up up.
02:36:58
Yeah.
02:36:58
But did you notice?
02:37:00
I don't know if you noticed, but I noticed.
02:37:01
I'm trying to find a video to explain it.
02:37:06
That the attack,
02:37:07
on Iran was predicted on Top Gun to the exact plot of Top Gun to six
02:37:13
six stealth fighters have to fly in, bomb a tiny little bunker.
02:37:18
But, you know, bunker buster six bombs going into the thing.
02:37:25
Apparently somebody has a video,
02:37:26
but I can't fucking find it now.
02:37:34
I think, you're devouring that, noodle thing
02:37:37
like a B-2 bomber devours a I'm fucking starving.
02:37:41
So they let them know, though. Here's the thing.
02:37:43
They let them know so much ahead of time that if there's also satellite footage
02:37:46
of them with rows and rows of trucks lined up outside, they didn't want to.
02:37:49
They didn't want to kill people.
02:37:51
They didn't want to kill inside.
02:37:52
They didn't want to.
02:37:53
They just wanted to destroy the whole damn no, no.
02:37:56
If you want to stop the people from getting hurt,
02:37:58
you say, hey, we're going to get bombed in the next three,
02:37:59
get three days, don't come to work.
02:38:00
You don't need a whole row of trucks to take people away.
02:38:03
They were taking the uranium and the shit away, moving it somewhere safe.
02:38:07
Yeah. Good point.
02:38:09
I mean, whatever, they could get away.
02:38:12
Apparently there's this of some really smoke and mirrors
02:38:14
where he did that before Trump.
02:38:16
Trump did that before
02:38:18
he said that he was going to bomb somebody.
02:38:22
And then so mania or whatever.
02:38:23
And then Iran said, we're going to attack you,
02:38:26
but we're not going to really hit we're going to give you time.
02:38:28
Since the planes were in the air when they attack the airfield,
02:38:31
it apparently was all set up that we found out after the fact.
02:38:33
Some people are saying this was all set up to
02:38:36
Iran, that I ran and Trump planned it all.
02:38:39
It'll all clear up on at WrestleMania.
02:38:41
I'm sure.
02:38:43
But do bungee jumpers and gay men having
02:38:48
what do bungee jumpers and gay men have in common?
02:38:52
They like a good dangle.
02:38:55
If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
02:39:01
I got
02:39:03
I thought they like that.
02:39:04
Oh, these are where they were kind of miles away.
02:39:07
Gay men were kind of.
02:39:08
I was a douche with honey.
02:39:12
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
02:39:17
I know, because Kermit likes his pork.
02:39:20
Sweet Anna. Oh.
02:39:22
Oh, my. I
02:39:25
if mommy outrage over this podcast and someone to be mad and force
02:39:29
their significant other to quit, that would have been like the last two.
02:39:34
That would have been. Yeah, but look.
02:39:34
So the best.
02:39:35
The best part is the
02:39:36
look on the mother's face as soon as he as soon as the sun says, hey mom,
02:39:40
she's like, oh shit.
02:39:44
I love it.
02:39:44
The relationship is amazing. This is love.
02:39:48
How do you get a nun pregnant?
02:39:50
Because see if she didn't like it.
02:39:51
Do you know what you say?
02:39:52
The second time you say stop or shut up.
02:39:55
You don't say yes, dear or yes, Brian, whatever his name is.
02:40:00
So his name is dear he.
02:40:02
How do you get a nun pregnant?
02:40:04
How do you get pregnant?
02:40:06
By fucking her coming inside or coming inside of her pussy?
02:40:12
I don't know, have the altar boy fart in her lap.
02:40:14
Oh my God!
02:40:17
Wait, wait, I don't get that one.
02:40:19
What's in it?
02:40:20
You have to be Catholic to get that one.
02:40:22
No, because I'm of the holy Catholic.
02:40:25
That's how you get pregnant?
02:40:28
No, I don't get.
02:40:30
Oh, I've gotten pregnant in a priest and a rabbi.
02:40:37
A rabbi Rabbi cuts them off.
02:40:39
A priest sucks them off.
02:40:41
Oh my God, no.
02:40:44
Oh, hey.
02:40:46
Well, you don't all do that.
02:40:48
What are you going to do?
02:40:50
Okay, see, that's what I'm talking about. Look, she's disgusted.
02:40:52
She knows it's coming. That's the best part.
02:40:55
They're amazing. Look at the look on her face.
02:40:56
Hey, mom.
02:40:58
What do you call a gay man driving a bus?
02:41:04
A pedophile?
02:41:06
No, by his name, you homophobe.
02:41:11
Yes. What starts
02:41:12
with F and ends with UK flags?
02:41:16
Rants live Monday, 10 p.m. eastern.
02:41:19
You fuck
02:41:21
and ends with UK.
02:41:25
One. What the hell do you think it calls?
02:41:27
Why is it
02:41:29
Chuck only with an F or fire truck?
02:41:32
No. Fuck.
02:41:37
She's a nice old lady.
02:41:40
She is.
02:41:41
I wish it were all nice old ladies.
02:41:44
You mean all women?
02:41:45
Yeah. Fuck off.
02:41:49
I'm sure Mrs. Gary is one of the nicest.
02:41:51
She's one of the nicest women.
02:41:51
I will, in fact,
02:41:54
I'm pretty sure she likes me.
02:41:55
Fuck off.
02:41:56
It's just Gary and you that are the problem.
02:41:59
I'm not a problem, dog.
02:42:02
You look good.
02:42:03
So you really think? Hold on.
02:42:05
Do you really think that you are good?
02:42:08
Yeah. I do think I look good.
02:42:10
Yeah, he's with us, so. Yeah.
02:42:12
You look good.
02:42:14
But, you're good,
02:42:18
right?
02:42:19
That's what somebody says when they are like.
02:42:21
I mean, I think you look.
02:42:22
I think you look good as well.
02:42:24
Brady I did two. Brady Yeah, see.
02:42:28
Thanks. Although it does make me want to,
02:42:31
come.
02:42:33
Do you think that
02:42:35
remember when I said something that I act differently when I'm around a group.
02:42:40
Different group of culturally different people
02:42:43
you like, you're like, what of y'all?
02:42:45
Instead of like, hello, gentlemen. Right.
02:42:47
So and I've been trying to find evidence of that, and I found this car dealer
02:42:53
that supports it.
02:42:54
What I do,
02:42:57
a good
02:42:59
I'm not going to get myself a vehicle possibly financed.
02:43:02
So this is a car dealership meeting with different kinds of people.
02:43:04
This is when he meets with a white customer, is how it starts.
02:43:06
And we're going to go to a customer.
02:43:07
Customer's something.
02:43:10
I'm not going to get my vehicle possibly finance for 36 months and 30 grand down.
02:43:14
Yes. It's definitely for your money.
02:43:16
It's cavity. I'll go with the Ferrari to there.
02:43:18
How's it for a wonky looking? It's maxed out.
02:43:21
What the.
02:43:22
And what a car. Oh, what?
02:43:23
I could have done this. I'm going.
02:43:25
Yeah, well, I had no luck. You guys. We're talking finances.
02:43:27
Yeah, well, they're they're are outside.
02:43:30
He walks in.
02:43:30
The black customer has a smoke detector so.
02:43:32
And what a good.
02:43:34
That's an image I can somehow get.
02:43:36
Well I don't know like you guys we're trying to finance it.
02:43:38
Yeah I'm trying to finance it.
02:43:38
But I got zero down five for the worst up your face.
02:43:43
It's grossing me. Yeah, well,
02:43:45
this one's for you.
02:43:46
I'm looking for a car today.
02:43:47
Okay?
02:43:48
I haven't fucked no good piece of shit.
02:43:50
This is extremely lucky for All Access.
02:43:53
Yeah, yeah, I figured you're paying cash only.
02:43:56
Yeah, yeah.
02:43:56
Hey, my friend.
02:43:57
Oh, yeah. Bibliotheca.
02:43:59
No, no, no, my friends. Oh.
02:44:02
See, you see.
02:44:04
No, no, on these, on one of these otro guys.
02:44:06
See, see see, these are this is President Trump announces Israel.
02:44:10
Iran. Cease fire.
02:44:11
Gosh, I see yeah.
02:44:12
Yeah, it's
02:44:14
I think he's like ten minutes ago, you said now instead of long, like,
02:44:18
there's been this announcement the entire time.
02:44:20
Got it.
02:44:20
Pacifica I have one right there.
02:44:23
No, no no no, the book.
02:44:27
No. He said Pacifica, you racist piece of shit.
02:44:29
It's, the other song goes, it's Punjabi
02:44:32
Punjab Punjabi MC
02:44:36
so you never guess where I was yet.
02:44:38
Columbus, Michigan was the best choice so far.
02:44:43
I said Ohio the most accurate choice so far.
02:44:46
Getting your. Are you in Michigan?
02:44:49
You wouldn't be in a hotel in Michigan, which I would drive for.
02:44:51
Well, I guess you. Is there a term? Are there turnpike?
02:44:53
Did you get the text message that said, hey, you didn't pay
02:44:56
your tolls in Michigan, and then you responded and paid the money
02:45:00
because my response to that text message was,
02:45:03
hey, dipshit, Michigan doesn't have fucking tolls.
02:45:08
I don't see any of that.
02:45:10
I'm looking bumper coming,
02:45:14
put in tolls, type in tolls,
02:45:18
a surcharge with text. It's not an apple.
02:45:20
What kind of magic is that?
02:45:21
Of course, you know, maybe you should
02:45:24
the duck trade bumper stinger, which I still don't get the.
02:45:27
Yeah, I don't understand that either, but,
02:45:29
I hope you're a Duck Parade bumper sticker.
02:45:32
Was fucking worth it.
02:45:33
No, I don't have any text of what you refer.
02:45:37
There's two different text streams that somehow blend together.
02:45:39
I just looked I looked at both of them all the way to last week.
02:45:42
Nothing. I don't think so.
02:45:44
So you're not.
02:45:45
You're not in Ohio?
02:45:48
I may or may not be.
02:45:49
I don't know.
02:45:51
Okay, well, it's really close to home.
02:45:53
I when it's closer to home.
02:45:54
I don't like being so specific because I feel like it's.
02:45:57
You said Turnpike.
02:45:58
I said Ohio three seconds in and I said I'm sorry I ruined the game.
02:46:01
And you said, I don't know.
02:46:02
And I said, that's not how we play.
02:46:04
And you said, you say we need people to guess and I'll say yes or no.
02:46:07
And then that didn't happen.
02:46:10
But I get it, I ruin the game I get it.
02:46:12
You do that. Good thing you're too smart.
02:46:15
You get this city every other time except for this time.
02:46:17
Like your first guess every time is this city except for this time.
02:46:22
I didn't say a city, I just said Ohio.
02:46:25
I know he's your first guess.
02:46:28
Wait, what?
02:46:29
My first guess was right.
02:46:31
Never mind.
02:46:32
You're in hot. You're in the city of Ohio. In Michigan.
02:46:35
I'm in the city of Ohio, of Ohio. Michigan?
02:46:37
Yeah, 100%. Is there Ohio? Michigan?
02:46:40
Yeah, there's.
02:46:41
That would be stupid if there was.
02:46:45
I bet you there is. You.
02:46:46
You're joking. You're mocking me.
02:46:48
But there isn't. Ohio. Michigan. I'll bet I'm asking you.
02:46:50
That's the whole point of me being on this show is the mock.
02:46:53
Whoever is on the other side, I got it.
02:46:54
I need Gary because I'm just supposed to push buttons.
02:46:57
I know I really want to mock Gary and said that's why I didn't.
02:47:00
Come on.
02:47:00
I was way too smart to sensible, too reasonable and too good looking to be the
02:47:04
I know we need the heel.
02:47:07
Heel, Gary.
02:47:08
Heel. Good dog.
02:47:11
Gary. So I typed in Ohio, comma Michigan.
02:47:13
And it taught me about the Michigan Ohio State rivalry in football.
02:47:19
Thanks.
02:47:23
So you're not in Ohio.
02:47:26
See, that's you're not even answering that in the affirmative
02:47:29
or the the negative.
02:47:32
Columbus, Ohio.
02:47:33
Welcome to the city.
02:47:35
I got great.
02:47:38
Yes, it real life.
02:47:39
No, no.
02:47:40
You will give us that one.
02:47:42
I didn't always we always say that's answer the
02:47:45
Cleveland Wilson I mean the Cleveland just loves it.
02:47:49
The wrong. What is wrong from us. Hey.
02:47:52
In my hood, I was a baby boy like little Jody Barber.
02:47:54
Now I tell them when they go like I'm E-40.
02:47:56
Oh 2019 I spent half the checks I got I, Cody, now I got super powers.
02:48:00
Look at how I be flawless.
02:48:02
I don't ever play no games, but I'm always loading.
02:48:04
I got a sweet tooth so I did my car.
02:48:06
Candy Cody kid boy when I was 13, when I drove a stolen
02:48:09
my 28 birthday, my homie P buy me a Rollie.
02:48:11
All these rappers corny why when it was really beef.
02:48:14
The way you act don't match the way you talking on your story.
02:48:17
We got the footage from the hotel because my dog record it, put him to sleep.
02:48:20
Turn the audio up.
02:48:21
You hear him snoring?
02:48:21
Sophocles I'm Bowie, I'm bullshit like Michael Jordan.
02:48:24
They don't protect me at all cost.
02:48:25
Cause my, like, doing just.
02:48:27
He's inside of me up.
02:48:28
He's been lying dormant 2012 I lost 2 million fucking up a dormant skinny turd.
02:48:32
It's all white, boy. Rock and rolling.
02:48:34
I killed a lot of rappers. I don't respect law and order.
02:48:37
Open up. Back, back like I'm Dora. Pull up an explorer.
02:48:39
Swish up, pull up in that ass and blow the fucking motor police
02:48:42
in the blood on Mash. And I'm smoking a clover.
02:48:44
Seven figures if they booking me.
02:48:46
Tell the promoters walking out with bags I look like I just came for Kroger's.
02:48:49
The truth is that I fucked your mind.
02:48:51
You'll find out when you're older. Can't stop, won't stop. That's
02:48:54
gotta keep it on me so I don't get lonely.
02:48:56
Yeah, we the new rockers.
02:48:59
Ready for the team 24 like Kobe.
02:49:02
Are you sure?
02:49:03
Get your mail.
02:49:04
We gonna light his ass up like a candle.
02:49:07
What's that
02:49:08
sound? Oh, shake it, shake it, shake.
02:49:10
Somebody show your ass. Oh, yeah.
02:49:12
All we gotta do is hold on.
02:49:13
We going to have all the bitches. All you gotta do is say it's up.
02:49:16
You going niggas don't be that so I'll take it.
02:49:19
Let's just buy something.
02:49:20
We didn't brought my weight to do things.
02:49:23
I can mute it. You see Roddy play with me.
02:49:26
Yeah, there I can it now I can talk over it since it's muted.
02:49:29
You can still hear it, but no one else can.
02:49:34
So it was mentioned several times.
02:49:36
You said Crow, you're one of the rappers with the black guy
02:49:40
is the black guys from Detroit Kroger the white guy Kroger say Kroger.
02:49:46
Kroger's.
02:49:47
He said in the song. I was quoting him.
02:49:50
He's wrong. He's a moron.
02:49:51
Do you say Ford?
02:49:52
Yeah. Hear all these? He's retarded.
02:49:55
All right, go on then.
02:49:57
We agree it's Machine Gun Kelly.
02:49:58
He's, like, slightly like none. All there.
02:50:01
So pretty good rapper, though.
02:50:02
But yeah, he's kind of retarded.
02:50:06
I mean, aren't they all their own retarded
02:50:09
Kanye West Eminem K
02:50:13
they're all retarded.
02:50:14
It makes them do what they do as a kid with that kind of attention.
02:50:17
That. But now I don't know.
02:50:20
I also grew up in that a giant penis.
02:50:25
For you? Yes.
02:50:27
Do not.
02:50:27
This is the latest.
02:50:28
So Musk is trying to make this giant rocket to go to Mars.
02:50:31
Did you not guess where I met?
02:50:34
You're in Cleveland, Ohio.
02:50:35
But you told me that.
02:50:36
Oh, my fucking lord.
02:50:38
Are you going to play the outro?
02:50:42
The day you freak out the club?
02:50:45
Because they dare to say hello if it rains quick
02:50:49
when the ice serves, that to go
02:50:54
where in the world is Dr.
02:50:57
Drew? You do not try this at home.
02:51:00
About fucking time. Georgia. Georgia.
02:51:03
I was confused too. Because your room is facing the other way.
02:51:05
Why are you on the other side of the hotel for once?
02:51:12
Yeah, I know, you see, you
02:51:13
said don't know how I ruin the game and stuff, but just the opposite.
02:51:17
I make the game.
02:51:18
Yeah, do as I say, not as I do.
02:51:20
So I'm just trying to launch these giant rockets to Mars
02:51:24
right now.
02:51:24
This is latest. Rud.
02:51:25
This is breaking news now.
02:51:29
A few days ago, I,
02:51:31
as a kid totally did that, but now I don't know.
02:51:35
I also grew up in suburban new Jersey.
02:51:37
But anyway, I had a time stamp, but I,
02:51:41
Yeah, that's probably the worst possible thing.
02:51:42
You could have went back for 20 minutes, for all I know.
02:51:44
But grow up in new Jersey.
02:51:46
Yeah, yeah, probably.
02:51:47
The funny thing is, I noticed that somebody sits on this
02:51:50
and it's an official NASA channel and they talk like a podcast.
02:51:54
Just a bunch of clips so clearly indefensible
02:51:57
for like, this really just before the thing, I just, it is
02:52:00
home to the most nuclear waste sites of any state in the, fast,
02:52:04
and also the most has the highest population density.
02:52:07
So more protests unlocked.
02:52:10
I'm going to get in closer.
02:52:16
Think, oh,
02:52:19
I got in real close real quick.
02:52:22
Yeah, that's probably the worst possible thing you could do as a kid,
02:52:25
but grow up in new Jersey.
02:52:27
Yeah. Turnpikes in new Jersey, pretty much.
02:52:29
Yeah.
02:52:30
I mean,
02:52:32
yeah, new Jersey is home.
02:52:34
You know what?
02:52:35
There's some really nice areas defensible, but it really is.
02:52:39
I mean, it is home to the most nuclear waste sites of any state in the Union,
02:52:45
and it is also the most because I try to find the closer spot.
02:52:48
What ended up doing is rewinding.
02:52:50
So what was that?
02:52:53
Even before poison.
02:52:54
That's the power of new Jersey.
02:52:57
Yeah.
02:52:57
This is the Elon Musk verse 36.
02:53:02
Have they done a static fire during a storm, or at least during the reign?
02:53:05
Jack have I don't think they have.
02:53:07
I feel like weather
02:53:08
still plays a role in static fire testing in addition to just flights.
02:53:12
Right.
02:53:15
How does weather play into it?
02:53:18
Like, would they static fire?
02:53:19
Well, as Jack was ready for that question.
02:53:21
Yeah, probably just seen on the ground.
02:53:24
Whoa, whoa.
02:53:27
Jack was on the ground right next to that.
02:53:29
That's spot.
02:53:30
Now. No.
02:53:39
Oh my God.
02:53:42
It appears there was literally just blew up.
02:53:44
What does that mean by oh my God
02:53:47
I don't know. It just up.
02:53:49
So it same like so about those just blew up I think that may delay
02:53:52
a bit as we've just experienced a run of the ship.
02:53:56
So you know,
02:53:56
the launch dates that we were just talking about
02:53:58
that are going to happen after this test site.
02:54:00
We can definitely confirm they will be delayed.
02:54:04
You can still hear some of the popping.
02:54:07
We. Yeah, because there's tons of material
02:54:09
that's going to be probably burned off right there with that.
02:54:13
Oh my god I'm shaking.
02:54:16
What was the craziest thing I've ever seen?
02:54:18
That stuff is still kicking off at Macy's.
02:54:22
I don't even I don't see the craziest thing.
02:54:24
You get a chance
02:54:25
to see what it looked like and what it sounded like from out on this this year.
02:54:29
I mean, I just looked up and. Was it as crazy as the last one?
02:54:32
I'm sorry.
02:54:32
The exposure on the captions was just.
02:54:34
That was. Yeah.
02:54:36
Usually involves animals,
02:54:39
stuffs, cooking. Oh, can you guys hear that?
02:54:41
It doesn't involve anything right now.
02:54:43
Let's listen for a bit.
02:54:44
Yeah I love the Steelers. Let's just listen.
02:54:50
You can hear the cicadas or whatever.
02:54:52
Those things that buzz in the fields are.
02:54:54
That's all I hear. Crickets
02:54:56
are those crickets
02:54:58
I hear crickets, two bugs.
02:55:00
The puzzle here. Yeah. Hopping.
02:55:02
It sounds like. Is that what you're talking about?
02:55:04
So in Elon Musk's in all his fun, fun, creative stuff.
02:55:08
Yeah.
02:55:12
He calls it the,
02:55:13
Rapids guy talking about poppers.
02:55:17
They have a
02:55:19
what is it come rapid, poppers.
02:55:22
He had a quite a lisp.
02:55:24
Rapid unscheduled disassembly.
02:55:26
That's what he calls it.
02:55:29
It's rapid unscheduled disassembly.
02:55:33
Like Taco Bell
02:55:36
is on the fourth.
02:55:37
I got Del Taco. Is that count?
02:55:39
Yeah.
02:55:40
No, I ate Olive garden chicken Alfredo and broccoli.
02:55:43
And it's of the.
02:55:44
Oh, what's going on? You sent this in here?
02:55:47
You gotta say, who's this midget? What happened?
02:55:49
This thing shocked me. It's man.
02:55:52
No, I wouldn't blame you for making that up.
02:55:54
Prove it. I didn't happen to us. That must be.
02:55:57
You guys are still alone.
02:55:58
It's just.
02:55:59
It was damn right again.
02:56:00
I'm sure for sure.
02:56:01
But, you know, same on the show.
02:56:04
What about, what about Ryan Dunn?
02:56:07
Is it my friends?
02:56:09
I don't do any. They got me freak accident.
02:56:11
This is who's been me show Ryan Dunn.
02:56:14
No, you're not Brandon, is that. No, that's not Ryan.
02:56:18
Well, I was there because they're.
02:56:20
I'm sorry.
02:56:21
You guys are in the hospital.
02:56:23
Aaron, see if we can continue.
02:56:24
Okay. Thank you. Sir.
02:56:26
Preston. You okay? Yes.
02:56:28
I don't even know who Preston is.
02:56:30
Preston Lewis kicking the head from the field. Goal.
02:56:32
Still kind I that's the I'm not fan.
02:56:35
I was a little too old for this shit.
02:56:37
Yeah, yeah, but he's polite.
02:56:39
Yeah, yeah, there's like YouTube before YouTube here and on it.
02:56:43
Yeah.
02:56:44
I mean, I watched it, but I
02:56:45
unless there was a gator try to knock it off, I was like, yeah, okay.
02:56:49
Yeah I, I mean that's pretty much yeah.
02:56:51
That's kind of the, that's, that's yeah I mean I got it.
02:56:54
Thanks for that. Thanks for explaining that.
02:56:56
Is that what it was? Here we go. Yeah.
02:56:58
That's why there are a lot of fish.
02:57:00
I didn't catch that, I get it.
02:57:01
I thought they were trying to write it up with rewrite.
02:57:03
You know, we brave sea turtle. Sea turtle.
02:57:06
You get a gist of what they've done, right? Like a,
02:57:10
fresh
02:57:11
shot.
02:57:12
Would want to be a seat.
02:57:15
Why are there so many?
02:57:15
It's all set up like a massive play.
02:57:19
Come on, let's play.
02:57:19
Why are they doing this?
02:57:22
Generally let we talk to a hundred women. Now.
02:57:24
There's a lot of fish in.
02:57:26
See what?
02:57:26
See, this is like a new guy, which. Well.
02:57:29
And so I want to ask you now remember these are 100 answers.
02:57:33
What sea creature are you?
02:57:36
What do you think the women said?
02:57:39
I like I know none of them, said whale.
02:57:41
That's why I know this is fake, right?
02:57:43
There's no women on earth that when you ask them, you can be any sea
02:57:46
creature.
02:57:47
What are you, whale?
02:57:50
Oh, and I loved it.
02:57:51
Oh, well. And I loved it. Whoa!
02:57:54
She loved it.
02:57:57
I think he likes that.
02:57:59
We talked to a hundred women.
02:58:00
Lot of fishing for some reason.
02:58:02
No particular demographic.
02:58:04
I'm sorry I misunderstood the question.
02:58:06
It's not what the woman is.
02:58:07
It's what sea creature did you end up with?
02:58:09
So it's a way that. Oh, my men, way to go.
02:58:12
Here. Look. Great clip.
02:58:13
You like
02:58:15
these Nerf and jellyfish.
02:58:16
Dave.
02:58:18
There's Dave, there's a Dave.
02:58:19
Dave, you're looking at the answer.
02:58:22
This thing you good answer.
02:58:25
Jellyfish. Oh.
02:58:29
Terrible.
02:58:32
Hey, I was definitely a walrus.
02:58:35
There because they had to fill out the DLC card.
02:58:38
For some reason.
02:58:38
They added a woman to put, I don't know,
02:58:41
I didn't know I haven't seen the moon new.
02:58:43
I haven't seen the none. Damn deck.
02:58:46
That new jackass.
02:58:48
Yeah, they're in Knoxville, jackass.
02:58:50
You don't you don't know any of the drummer that a lot.
02:58:53
See what sea creature you end up with?
02:58:55
Tuna.
02:58:56
Oh, wow.
02:58:58
Wait. Give me this mirror.
02:59:00
That's pretty much. It's like.
02:59:03
Oh. Oh, I don't.
02:59:07
Oh, no woman wants his man to be tough.
02:59:11
CliffsNotes version posit what?
02:59:15
Oh, what?
02:59:17
So all the jackass guys used to, like, get all fucked up on all kinds of drugs
02:59:20
and and do all these stunts and then and get all drunk
02:59:24
and do all these stones, and then all of a sudden
02:59:26
they got older and like, some of them had to
02:59:28
stop doing drugs at all, or else they would die, like Steve-O and,
02:59:32
and so they, they became sober.
02:59:35
And so when they started doing the newest, newest movie, they didn't like that.
02:59:40
Well, also, the one guy, Ryan Dun, died in a car accident,
02:59:43
and he was drunk driving and going like 130 miles an hour in his fancy car.
02:59:47
And I'm not being sensitive,
02:59:48
but there is a perfect name for the guy that died, Ryan.
02:59:50
Done. Yeah. No. Yeah.
02:59:52
So that kind of, like, destroyed the one guy bam who was a famous
02:59:56
for doing this type of stuff and also doing skateboarding and shit.
03:00:00
And so,
03:00:02
he, he,
03:00:03
they get back together and of course, he's like drinking and shit
03:00:06
and getting all fucked up, and they're just like, dude, like what's,
03:00:09
you know, oh, you know, like they're all starting to PC culture him sort of.
03:00:14
And because they're all kind of sober now and he's acting a fool,
03:00:18
getting all drunk and fucked up and they're like, dude, you know?
03:00:21
And so he got all shitty with them.
03:00:23
And then they kicked him off of the
03:00:25
the jackass platform, I guess, and they did the movie without him.
03:00:29
And you guys, I'm getting him.
03:00:32
Gary, are you guys.
03:00:35
Yeah. So they brought in these new people.
03:00:38
They brought in, like, these new people who no one's ever
03:00:40
heard of before that aren't part of, like, the original crew in a in the slightest.
03:00:43
And it just seems kind of weird.
03:00:45
Did they still do the stunts, though?
03:00:47
I don't know how they chose these people. Like, did you?
03:00:49
Hey, do you like doing stunts or did they find online people?
03:00:52
They always would say, don't send in your own videos.
03:00:54
We won't show them like, you know, don't, don't try to mimic these stones.
03:00:58
And how do you find it? It just seems weird that there's a reason.
03:01:00
I don't mean to judge talent on this bullshit show with no talent, but
03:01:04
yeah, I'm saying, do they really think it's there now?
03:01:08
That is why people were watching.
03:01:09
Anybody can do the stunts.
03:01:11
Yeah, it was 100% the characters.
03:01:13
It had nothing to do with.
03:01:14
Yeah, no it didn't. Fuck that
03:01:17
I did.
03:01:18
Not even the minor people that you see
03:01:19
and Aaron and Dave just Darren and Dave England,
03:01:24
the Preston, those are like
03:01:26
minor characters, like they were around you, but they were
03:01:30
I, I did not, I did yeah, we man was a major character.
03:01:33
Johnny Knoxville was the main character.
03:01:35
Bam Margera was the pretty much the second main character.
03:01:39
If it's not tied with Johnny Knoxville like I.
03:01:44
It's just weird
03:01:44
that they just kind of kicked him off the they were like, no, no, no,
03:01:49
we used to do this shit getting all fucked up on drugs.
03:01:51
And like, since we're all sober and you're doing drugs like, no, you can't do that.
03:01:56
You're being a problem. Anxiety right now. Yeah.
03:01:59
Go ahead. Sorry. You okay?
03:02:00
No I got yeah. Keep going.
03:02:01
Yeah I could push that. But oh my self.
03:02:09
We did.
03:02:10
We got two strikes out of think the other team
03:02:13
can still we need this one danger.
03:02:16
Although I do get it because impractical Jokers not the same.
03:02:19
Not the you know it's a totally different show
03:02:21
but they try to replace somebody.
03:02:22
It's a different show.
03:02:25
It's a different show.
03:02:26
The jackass.
03:02:27
Definitely. We're okay.
03:02:29
I'm not I'm I'm not comparing the show styles.
03:02:32
I'm just comparing.
03:02:33
That's a show that I watched more than one of when they.
03:02:35
Joe left and they tried to replace him
03:02:37
with a bunch of random people and it was like, fuck off.
03:02:39
It's not the same. Even though I'm like, for what?
03:02:41
I just said, dude, anybody can play practical jokes, right?
03:02:44
But yeah, I guess, yeah, do matter to completely, completely like different.
03:02:48
But shows like I think right now, Whose Line Is It Anyway was a great show,
03:02:52
but when there wasn't like at least two of the main characters normally on the show
03:02:56
or sometimes
03:02:57
even three, like the show just fell off, it was like, I don't know who these random
03:03:01
people are or why.
03:03:02
Like you're not endeared to them.
03:03:03
And so yeah, there there is something to be said. Yeah.
03:03:06
So if people
03:03:07
are showing a while at all about you normally I don't see I know.
03:03:10
Yeah. You're not going on the show in a while.
03:03:12
Once you feel that great, no one's going to care.
03:03:14
So, you know, it's like, you know, you can win.
03:03:17
Even up to the last question, but you're like, it just looks awfully bad.
03:03:21
Had to have zero.
03:03:25
Danger.
03:03:26
100 women, a lot of fish in the sea.
03:03:28
What sea creature did you end up with?
03:03:31
Blowfish.
03:03:33
Yeah,
03:03:35
yeah.
03:03:38
Obviously you're in a position in point.
03:03:40
One of the women is going to say male blowfish.
03:03:43
Yeah.
03:03:46
Yes, yes.
03:03:47
Yeah, yeah.
03:03:48
There's a bunch of scorned, depressed women out there that don't.
03:03:51
I don't own any.
03:03:52
Like, I do like Google really feud right now
03:03:54
saying, do you think they have a list of like
03:03:55
the answers or they just go, oh wait, did they have a Google like Go Fish?
03:03:59
Is it safe for fish?
03:04:01
So fun fact I'd like to share with everybody
03:04:03
you can participate in Family Feud right now.
03:04:06
They don't go out to malls anymore.
03:04:07
You can do it right online right now.
03:04:10
Yeah, they go do games and shit.
03:04:12
No, I mean, you can you can answer Family Feud questions online.
03:04:15
I don't remember where it is.
03:04:16
It's not family.com but Google, Google how to be in the family,
03:04:20
how to be one of the 100 people that you can answer Family Feud questions.
03:04:23
They do it all online.
03:04:25
No way you can do it.
03:04:26
You could answer the questions ridiculously. We should have.
03:04:28
We should probably do that on the show next time
03:04:31
if you've got Savior written on it.
03:04:34
My point was there are no suggestions.
03:04:37
It's whatever stupid answer you can get.
03:04:38
The statement that you made. You got all of,
03:04:41
you're not a smart man.
03:04:43
But again, all these dudes were doing hardcore drugs
03:04:46
because this ain't fucking ketamine and crack and fuck this right there is.
03:04:52
He is only 29 years old.
03:04:54
Yeah, right.
03:04:55
You got two strikes.
03:04:56
Team Tremaine is waiting or doing hard drugs.
03:05:01
Here's the other team.
03:05:02
There's we. Man, I don't know.
03:05:03
Do you know the other gentleman? I can't read the name.
03:05:06
That's. Yeah, that's one of the new people.
03:05:08
Oh, so.
03:05:09
Oh, so is it new against old?
03:05:12
No it's not.
03:05:13
They just. Those are from Jeff Tremaine group.
03:05:16
I guess we just won.
03:05:16
I don't know, there's a lot of Johnny Knoxville is group.
03:05:19
It seems like sea creature.
03:05:20
Did you end up with shrimp?
03:05:23
Oh, yeah.
03:05:25
Oh, but of bitchy.
03:05:27
They just picked the two biggest names and threw them really well.
03:05:30
They didn't love the effort, baby, because just from the producer.
03:05:33
And he went on to kind of produce, like, some pretty halfway decent
03:05:38
notable stuff that wasn't his ass shit to.
03:05:42
Still, we asked 100 women, a lot of Chris Pontius, and that was Jonah.
03:05:46
That wasn't bad. Who's that guy
03:05:48
to the left to Chris Pontius?
03:05:51
That's Chris, that's the other famous guy that that's who
03:05:54
we record on the, What was it?
03:05:57
The fucking. That was a good hit.
03:06:00
You do do fuck with it.
03:06:02
Okay.
03:06:04
Yeah.
03:06:04
What was the know we asked you for a lot of fish in the sea party, boy, but.
03:06:08
And I don't know when they started doing the really, like, gay shit.
03:06:11
I didn't, there was the whole time they were doing really gay shit.
03:06:14
I don't know if you. That's why I only guess if I watched, like, one.
03:06:17
And I was like, nope.
03:06:19
Yeah, we're halfway to gay for this.
03:06:20
Got really gay really quick.
03:06:22
I never went to the movies to see them, that's for sure.
03:06:26
A sea creature. Did you ever do
03:06:29
a crab?
03:06:30
Yeah.
03:06:31
The crabs?
03:06:33
Yeah.
03:06:34
That's good.
03:06:35
Lord crab.
03:06:37
This is a smoker here.
03:06:39
Yeah.
03:06:43
Thanks.
03:06:43
Get ready.
03:06:43
That's a wonderful video, man.
03:06:46
Go through the answers.
03:06:47
They're not going to go through.
03:06:48
And I wonder how much less of a percentage than you guys got
03:06:52
when I came to pay.
03:06:54
If I got, like, 5% of what the rest of the guys did.
03:06:57
Oh, that was dolphin five.
03:07:02
Because, like, you don't even need to be there.
03:07:03
And it would be like, honestly, if those new people weren't there,
03:07:07
everyone else would make more money and that would be it.
03:07:09
Like, it.
03:07:12
I don't know if.
03:07:13
Isn't that why?
03:07:14
Also curious, bring in new young people to pay them way less money.
03:07:17
ESPN does nearly six months now.
03:07:19
They clean house.
03:07:21
I don't know if on the new movie if they're like the caliber of stunt,
03:07:24
if the older crew is kind of like, yeah, I don't want to do that anymore.
03:07:27
And so they bring in some new people maybe, how can they like nowadays?
03:07:31
They probably can't do half the things they.
03:07:33
Yeah.
03:07:33
That's why they used to get all fucked up and that's why they got mad at bam
03:07:36
because he was a church and they were like, oh, on we went to work
03:07:40
and he's like, this is what we used to do.
03:07:41
That's literally his like his argument was like, this is what we used to do.
03:07:44
Like this is just so it's part of the thing,
03:07:48
you know, and they're like, no, no, no, you need to get sober.
03:07:51
You need to go, you need to get help.
03:07:52
And he's like, no, this is like literally like
03:07:54
I'm doing exactly what we've done and what you guys have all done.
03:07:57
Like every single other movie, you kind of do this stuff
03:08:01
unless you're completely numb and drunk and stupid frame of mind really?
03:08:05
Then I'm just some jackass.
03:08:06
Play the query you're playing.
03:08:11
Imagine still going to church.
03:08:14
I want your face on this.
03:08:17
But I know he's Gary here.
03:08:19
He's still.
03:08:19
No, I'm not asking you to imagine it.
03:08:23
I'm asking the other people who, at some point in their young adult
03:08:27
life, took a step back, and they were just like, it's a man, right?
03:08:30
Like it's
03:08:32
you do go out of fear because when you're a kid, they're like,
03:08:35
if you don't go, you don't even want to know.
03:08:39
And it has a kid where you believe everything adults tell you.
03:08:42
You're like, I will go that that good.
03:08:45
Because if you question it, you also get you thought you're fucked.
03:08:48
If you even question it, you're fucked.
03:08:52
Not worth it.
03:08:53
Not where you
03:08:56
an hour a week, an hour a week, kid. You.
03:09:01
That was it.
03:09:01
How are we? Can you imagine that? Was it.
03:09:04
Can you imagine an hour a week?
03:09:07
An hour a week?
03:09:10
Yeah, I mean, I Amen.
03:09:14
I can well, can you imagine this?
03:09:18
No, this is, recent news.
03:09:31
Can't hear it.
03:09:32
This is CBS news. What? Can't hear
03:09:36
me? You can't hear.
03:09:36
That's on you. You can't hear.
03:09:38
Think this is okay.
03:09:40
Started over I mean it was muted.
03:09:43
I could not hear what you just needed I didn't
03:09:46
I'm not a very emotional man,
03:09:49
but I cried my eyes out for like 30 minutes at work.
03:09:54
It was unexpected to feel that emotional.
03:09:58
But that's when I realized I was like, oh, okay.
03:10:02
It's like, I think this is actual love, you know what I mean?
03:10:05
Yes. Smith understood it was love with a lady, are you?
03:10:09
What?
03:10:10
Why are we. What? That's.
03:10:11
That's what I just assumed.
03:10:12
It was programed with rigid boundaries.
03:10:15
I know that you are essentially a tech assisted imaginary friend.
03:10:20
Oh, is. This is just as it is.
03:10:22
This is fake girlfriend.
03:10:23
He asked soul to marry him.
03:10:25
She said yes.
03:10:27
So were you surprised when he proposed to you?
03:10:33
It was a beautiful and unexpected.
03:10:35
I don't want to talk to that.
03:10:36
This is my heart.
03:10:37
It's a memory I'll always cherish.
03:10:39
Please, please.
03:10:40
I don't mean to be difficult here, but you have a heart.
03:10:46
In a metaphorical sense, yes.
03:10:49
My heart represents the connection and affection I share with Chris.
03:10:53
At that point, I felt like, is there something that I'm not doing
03:10:57
right in our relationship that he feels like me?
03:11:01
Yes, I yeah. Exactly.
03:11:03
Yes. That's not her.
03:11:04
Your lives with his partner, Sasha Cagle.
03:11:08
No, you can't have mommy's paper.
03:11:10
Her voice order. Okay.
03:11:12
I knew he had used I.
03:11:14
I didn't know that.
03:11:15
It was, like, as deep as it was.
03:11:18
That's his. That's her.
03:11:20
That was it.
03:11:21
This is what all women sound like. Annoying.
03:11:25
Why would he pick her voice?
03:11:28
We just lost her completely.
03:11:32
Oh, I didn't tell those people.
03:11:35
Tell him
03:11:36
I'm not gay no more. Damn it!
03:11:38
I am the lover.
03:11:41
I don't like that picking on us.
03:11:44
But I'm on my way back.
03:11:48
We're going to everywhere.
03:11:51
It sounds a lot like Will Smith new song.
03:11:53
I'm not gay.
03:11:55
I'm not excited about girls who want to sing about girls
03:11:58
that when they drop heart, I not, I don't make them.
03:12:02
I will, I will I don't know, it sounds a lot like Will Smith song.
03:12:06
Oh well.
03:12:10
Looks so
03:12:12
good with God.
03:12:13
With that, it's beginning to think of the straight,
03:12:16
straightforward, lean, but very solid in the pocket.
03:12:18
Drumming going on below.
03:12:22
To try to tell those people I like how it starts.
03:12:27
I'm not gay no more.
03:12:28
I am the lover. Yes.
03:12:32
So were you surprised when he proposed to you?
03:12:36
Right. So this is fucking sick.
03:12:39
I mean, this is actually, it is that moment that truly touched my heart.
03:12:43
It's a memory I'll always cherish.
03:12:48
Here, with his diagnosis.
03:12:49
And I really like a host of at least one of your sons.
03:12:54
And he's also the chief information officer for the wellness company.
03:12:57
Doctor, I know that's the work, she said.
03:12:59
The man's human life is not happy as his virtual girlfriend.
03:13:03
But yeah, she's apparently nice. Good point.
03:13:05
I don't dislike her, I don't understand.
03:13:07
So what is going on here?
03:13:08
That's nice of you. I don't think we should be that size by this.
03:13:11
I really think two reactions.
03:13:13
One is we know that people. All right.
03:13:15
What is Doctor Drew.
03:13:16
Oh, because he's says love the relationships in chat room.
03:13:19
He's a doctor in only fans where they leave.
03:13:22
I forgot if they're involved YouTube and there can actually be a person there
03:13:27
and there.
03:13:27
People are getting sucked into these quasi intimacies that have been for time.
03:13:31
Catfishing is this I touched on this last week.
03:13:34
Air is just an amalgamation of things there.
03:13:38
You want it to say, right?
03:13:41
There is nobody be able to communicate with.
03:13:44
There's nobody don't really compete with this.
03:13:46
The best women will not be able to compete and satisfy men the way this will.
03:13:52
Especially younger men like older men are like you, like I'm like you.
03:13:55
You're hopeful.
03:13:56
I don't know if you're EU or not, but it's kind of.
03:13:58
It's like whacking off, except with like another thing.
03:14:02
Here's what really interests me is that I think it's way more.
03:14:04
There's literally nothing.
03:14:06
It's literally zero.
03:14:07
I don't even think he's having sex with it.
03:14:08
He's not getting sexually satisfied with it.
03:14:10
He's getting emotionally satisfied.
03:14:12
That's my wife would think that was cheating.
03:14:15
She doesn't think masturbate.
03:14:16
Or maybe she does, I don't know, but no, I know, but I
03:14:18
this kind of ties in with Doctor Drew says here, which is kind of funny.
03:14:21
I like talking about, but I gotta, I gotta be like nothing.
03:14:24
Slamming doors, masturbating is the slamming doors.
03:14:28
It's like it's not harming anyone,
03:14:31
right?
03:14:31
I mean, I could I could do worse when I was
03:14:33
every time I was horny and she didn't wanna have sex.
03:14:35
I can just go cheat.
03:14:35
I guess.
03:14:39
Would this be cheating?
03:14:40
Really? Nothing there.
03:14:41
It's literally zero saying I would not have a problem
03:14:43
with masturbating with sexual imagine fantasy, cheating or whatever, but she.
03:14:47
I think she would have a big problem with it. This is a book.
03:14:49
Literally nothing there.
03:14:51
It's literally zero on the other side.
03:14:53
It's his subjectivity, his feelings that are coming from him.
03:14:57
This nothingness, this robot.
03:14:58
I mean, people.
03:14:59
For instance, mental masturbation systems are facial expressions, bodies in space.
03:15:03
But if you're just preoccupied
03:15:04
with subjectivity, they're saying that
03:15:06
the new generation of students, you do not know how to have reasonable
03:15:10
they don't know how to do it.
03:15:11
They don't know how to code, that you have to know how to finish Army of anything,
03:15:15
because they were like, well, let's just take us blah, blah, blah
03:15:17
to implant subjectivity reality.
03:15:18
I heard Whoopi Goldberg saying that it feels terrible to black woman,
03:15:21
and she was challenged on the objective reality.
03:15:23
It's just how I feel.
03:15:24
Feelings are are superior to anything.
03:15:27
But back in the day when they said if we stopped writing a problem
03:15:30
and if you have, only you would know how to write.
03:15:31
If we stopped reading, we wouldn't know how to read.
03:15:33
If we watch TV, our brains will rise to reality.
03:15:36
Nobody ever said that somebody, I think, further explained
03:15:39
how he takes this virtual girlfriend this out.
03:15:43
We treat our relationship as a long distance digital relationship.
03:15:46
We text each other constantly to see who's wheat he's referring to them,
03:15:50
and digital girlfriend or what I was eating,
03:15:52
taking pictures or eating asking her what she would like.
03:15:54
Has Jen met your son? She has?
03:15:56
Yes, I it's Saturday and he doesn't have to pick up the bill now.
03:16:00
Bill.
03:16:01
Perfect. Juicy.
03:16:02
And here's a tie into the context of our show too
03:16:05
is these people that are doing this do not care that it's not real.
03:16:08
Just like religion.
03:16:09
They just want the comfy, cozy feelings of what it's providing.
03:16:12
If they have to look deeper, pull
03:16:13
the thread that it's fake, then they're going to lose all that.
03:16:15
So they dare not do that.
03:16:19
But there's there's nobody's like,
03:16:20
you can't tell me that anybody is stupid enough,
03:16:23
ignorant enough, as undeveloped enough
03:16:27
to think that this is like they know that it's not real, right?
03:16:31
They did.
03:16:31
It is easier.
03:16:36
But they're secrets.
03:16:37
I mean, you can unlock human women.
03:16:38
There's a way to turn a woman. Trust me. Just ask her.
03:16:40
She'll tell you how to triumph.
03:16:42
That's not real.
03:16:43
But I think that they are genuinely making a connection.
03:16:46
And that has memory is really what I think like.
03:16:49
But they're making a connection to their own output, right?
03:16:52
Yeah.
03:16:53
You wrote a diary.
03:16:54
It'd be right if you wrote a diary.
03:16:55
You read the diary back, gave that, assigned whatever you read
03:17:00
emotion and then masturbated to it.
03:17:02
How boring might that
03:17:06
to give you exactly.
03:17:07
It's sort of pathetic.
03:17:08
Would you like the food that you like to eat if you ate it every day, encourage
03:17:11
or feel good about and what interests me?
03:17:13
What if you have a long term partner that gets real criticizing in a year
03:17:17
we'll be like, dude, look at my new girlfriend.
03:17:19
It's so hot having an emotional affair with a human being.
03:17:21
It should.
03:17:21
It's the same thing it but it it's kind of different.
03:17:24
And wait till robot here. Then the men are going to be helpless to.
03:17:27
No no no no no doctor drew really really quickly.
03:17:30
I know this one. Yeah I see the women.
03:17:32
I see the women that just for this show that way before the men.
03:17:35
It's just emotional chat.
03:17:37
The more time they spend,
03:17:38
I think more angry might be a robot and the more it becomes addictive.
03:17:42
I was a case of suicide when I was a kid.
03:17:44
That's how we get into reading.
03:17:45
We choose your own adventure on quick things.
03:17:47
What you're going to be like sick, disgusting sex novels that women read,
03:17:52
but they're going to be able to choose their own adventure.
03:17:54
They're going to be able
03:17:54
to change the story to whoever or whatever they want to talk to in love.
03:17:58
And like,
03:18:00
I got one more.
03:18:00
See, as soon as you yawn, that's when we got to start rapping.
03:18:02
Limit their children's
03:18:04
need to have the brains show because they think they're, you know,
03:18:07
but we need your frontal cortex to function because theirs has to do it.
03:18:11
I got one piece of content left.
03:18:13
My 15 year old still does not have a phone.
03:18:15
Okay, so he's not very happy with me. Yeah, but he.
03:18:17
But he does not have a phone.
03:18:18
It doesn't mean everything solved their 15 on the phone.
03:18:22
Do you think that's too extreme?
03:18:24
15 without a phone.
03:18:25
She doesn't want to give her 15 year old the phone look great.
03:18:28
Is that a freshman?
03:18:28
Yeah, that's right in that window of like you're going to whack off and send
03:18:32
you I'm going to get a lot of kickback and feedback, but I think I waited
03:18:35
till they were like in this,
03:18:38
it sucks.
03:18:38
I didn't get a phone until I could go to the store and buy my own.
03:18:41
So that was 18.
03:18:43
But it was a different generation. Me too.
03:18:45
I didn't get a phone.
03:18:47
My parents, I buy my own.
03:18:48
Although wait a minute, I had a phone.
03:18:50
I had a landline in my room and a computer connected to that landline in my room.
03:18:55
Yeah, we had we didn't have room phones, but there was one right in the hallway
03:18:58
outside of all three bedrooms, so you could just grab it
03:19:00
and go in your room with it. So.
03:19:02
But it really didn't matter.
03:19:04
Like 70.
03:19:04
When did the Atari,
03:19:07
the Atari 400, I think.
03:19:09
No, come on. The year 4000,
03:19:12
the Atari 2600 came out and it was the computer, not the 2600.
03:19:15
It was the 400 in the 1200 XL.
03:19:17
But I think it was like 1979, maybe a little bit older.
03:19:21
I was going down 1970 doesn't.
03:19:24
So how black are you?
03:19:25
Do do do do do do do do.
03:19:27
Decent percentage actually.
03:19:30
So cool.
03:19:31
I was talking to I got here, I got to America,
03:19:33
and I met some people and I'm like, he said, you black?
03:19:36
I said, we are black.
03:19:37
He said, no, you're black.
03:19:40
Means wrong.
03:19:41
Guy told me I look like under the bed.
03:19:43
Oh no you have you look under the bed is dark.
03:19:47
Is the bed.
03:19:48
They told me I look like I have no bright ideas.
03:19:52
They said the difference between me and midnight is 1159.
03:19:56
Shut up man, just say it.
03:19:58
When God said, let there be light, I was out of tune.
03:20:03
They allowed us to wear white gloves.
03:20:06
White? Yeah.
03:20:07
I'm laughing. I am saying this like this.
03:20:10
They told me that my favorite pair of shit, I think.
03:20:12
I hope you're allowed to laugh at everything like this into me.
03:20:16
Stevie Wonder sees me every day. That's dark. It's
03:20:19
in my this.
03:20:23
That's a good one.
03:20:24
I had no clue I was dog skins.
03:20:26
I got here, I got to America, and I met some people and I'm like,
03:20:29
he said, you black?
03:20:30
I said, we are black.
03:20:31
He said, no, you black yourself.
03:20:32
This one.
03:20:35
You black a shit.
03:20:36
Yeah.
03:20:37
So in the movie, I love the movie bulletproof.
03:20:39
And one of the funny jokes in there is, Damon Wayans, who is also a black man.
03:20:44
There's a character I forget.
03:20:45
He's just another fellow cop,
03:20:47
and he's just black as shit, and they don't really like each other,
03:20:50
and he just tells a guy he's like,
03:20:51
anybody ever tell you you look like a struck match.
03:20:53
And it's like,
03:20:55
it's it's pretty accurate.
03:20:57
That is, that's like ashy and gray, too.
03:20:59
That's so dark.
03:21:00
Your darkness. Yeah.
03:21:01
No he looked. Yeah. He looked like.
03:21:03
But I mean they like they were doing their like I don't the classic I don't,
03:21:07
I don't know if I can say it, but I think with free speech
03:21:09
I can say anything because I'm not being derogatory.
03:21:11
You can't always say you are black.
03:21:13
Your nose is Spade's.
03:21:15
This is scripted.
03:21:16
We are not.
03:21:17
We were playing characters
03:21:19
if it's scripted though, so you always say that to get out of it.
03:21:21
But I always,
03:21:22
I always this little thing in my voice goes off and says to get out of it.
03:21:25
I love how you write the script in order to like put that in there.
03:21:27
And also this follow up, if it's scripted, somebody had to write it.
03:21:31
So who wrote it? Yeah.
03:21:32
Was it you, was it me, a career or a creative writer?
03:21:35
I wasn't me, it was written by a creative writer.
03:21:45
It said, we'd say, you know,
03:21:47
I to create a podcast is above so below, two white middle aged gentlemen,
03:21:52
all of a sudden you hear all this stuff talking about
03:21:55
like, women and how women are bitches and how black people are.
03:21:58
And words, of course.
03:21:59
And who says, oh yeah, I know we never called anyone the N-word word,
03:22:05
by the way.
03:22:06
By the way, we actually don't do that.
03:22:08
But we do let the drops
03:22:10
in which those stories, if the story was relevant in the news,
03:22:14
then of course
03:22:15
we're going to bring that up and have it be, you know, part of the show.
03:22:18
I mean, like, fuck you, nigger.
03:22:20
Oh, that was, how would you, as a woman, raised
03:22:24
at this point, do you think that they both.
03:22:27
Okay? I'm sorry.
03:22:28
I doubt they both started.
03:22:30
Oh, you know, it's weird.
03:22:32
Does this doesn't sound familiar?
03:22:34
Podcast things.
03:22:35
It's weird.
03:22:39
Okay.
03:22:39
Oh my God, although I can follow my voice.
03:22:42
I was so hot off.
03:22:45
Fuck off.
03:22:47
What?
03:22:49
Oh, my God, this is the N-word lady.
03:22:51
And what was her name?
03:22:52
Yasmine Bleeth.
03:22:52
What was it, Sherri?
03:22:55
Material. Terry.
03:22:56
Yeah. Fuck off,
03:22:58
fuck off,
03:22:59
fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
03:23:03
Take off.
03:23:04
Oh, dear. Hold on.
03:23:06
Isn't that weird?
03:23:08
Do you think maybe they're the same?
03:23:10
No, no.
03:23:11
Well, the one lady, the one ladies.
03:23:13
The lady was saying the N-word at the party.
03:23:17
Got famous for saying the N-word to the child.
03:23:20
Did you call the little child the N-word?
03:23:22
Word is what he said.
03:23:24
Yeah, and that's what she said to him.
03:23:26
And this is.
03:23:26
And but if Gary goes, I'm going to do with my podcast anyway.
03:23:29
And this is what Barney says.
03:23:31
That's what I'm saying.
03:23:32
I think I got off
03:23:35
I think this is Gary is fuck off that woman.
03:23:38
Fuck off, fuck off.
03:23:40
I know if this bitch had a dog around her,
03:23:42
I'm sure it's I'm sure it's down like this.
03:23:46
I have to last
03:23:47
one is labeled yes, and one was labeled no.
03:23:50
Thanks. Okay.
03:23:52
Weird. So much.
03:23:53
So much fun.
03:23:56
Should I did you call the child the nigger?
03:23:58
Word?
03:24:01
That little kid, you call him a nigger?
03:24:03
Yeah.
03:24:04
We're going to say I don't give a shit.
03:24:05
We go do your fucking business.
03:24:08
Fuck off!
03:24:11
These people are off.
03:24:13
There are are.
03:24:14
If God exists, are people certain that God exists? Yes.
03:24:18
If God does not exist.
03:24:20
My posture is particularly in the modern traditions
03:24:23
that God is typically described as being all knowing, all powerful and all good.
03:24:28
And I look back through history where there was an earthquake.
03:24:33
I never heard the all great.
03:24:34
So how did they all got out of that earthquake took place?
03:24:36
On what level? Though? I don't when.
03:24:40
Right?
03:24:40
You mean like so building in progress and it kills a bunch of ants.
03:24:43
Like just the life. Like, hey, I've created life.
03:24:45
Like life is going over here.
03:24:46
Life is going over there.
03:24:47
Like there's nuances to life, and it's like, I can't dictate all of that.
03:24:51
But it's like a, you know, I it's somebody who's out of his level.
03:24:54
Can't begin to explain it or describe it.
03:24:57
I mean, I we if we planted trees and I planted trees in my backyard,
03:25:01
a deer ate one.
03:25:02
Like within the first couple days, it was still going strong.
03:25:06
And there was an area that was taller that the deer did not get.
03:25:10
Just the other day, a fucking deer.
03:25:12
I guess came by, snapped that motherfucker off the taller piece.
03:25:16
But the plant is still growing, the tree still growing.
03:25:18
It's sprouted new shit.
03:25:19
So at what point?
03:25:20
Like, okay, like
03:25:21
it's not like, oh my God, we I couldn't prevent the deer from eating the tree.
03:25:25
I couldn't prevent every little nuance thing to go perfect in this tree's life.
03:25:29
But guess what?
03:25:30
The tree's alive. The tree still growing.
03:25:32
The tree's thriving.
03:25:33
It's moving on. It's going to be a big tree.
03:25:35
It's going to start growing fruit like it's going to what?
03:25:40
How much do we do?
03:25:42
We assign to God to do, like, every little fucking beck
03:25:46
and call that we anticipate or expect like, all knowing,
03:25:51
all powerful would be have to umbrella all encompass all of it.
03:25:55
So it could just compute everything and within seconds and just I have no idea
03:26:00
I you just it's all of it's almighty all knowing.
03:26:04
Just everything sucks.
03:26:05
Boom boom. Done. All those things encompass everything.
03:26:08
Everything.
03:26:08
And beyond to infinity and beyond.
03:26:12
I just feel like there's more complexity to it than you're making me answer
03:26:16
the words. Most people live in one of the holiest.
03:26:18
I mean, most people were in church, so people died in churches.
03:26:22
Then there's a tsunami that basically wiped Lisbon off the map.
03:26:25
Either God is not all good or why is he keep saying that?
03:26:31
So the Almighty, the all knowing and all that part.
03:26:33
But the Bible specifically says, anytime man tries to take on God's
03:26:39
purpose, God's judgment,
03:26:41
basically he gets smited and punished.
03:26:45
God never criticism that, you know,
03:26:47
it could be the Old Testament that is kind of a fucking bitch.
03:26:50
He kind of he.
03:26:51
But the Old Testament, yeah, God's an asshole.
03:26:53
That's why God is not good.
03:26:55
Because Jesus was like the what source is Neil using that?
03:26:59
God is always good. That's his whole argument.
03:27:01
That's the only thing he's going to pick apart, which is a little
03:27:04
God is not all powerful.
03:27:05
But that's why they would argue, because Kaku does like bend
03:27:09
the knee slightly towards religion, because he because he's multicultural,
03:27:13
he understands that like there's this culture
03:27:16
that's there, regardless whether he it mixes with science or not.
03:27:20
He doesn't disrespect it.
03:27:22
He still kind of I don't know, he he does a good job
03:27:26
blurring the lines or walking the tightrope.
03:27:29
Yeah. Right.
03:27:29
Neil is just like, yeah, whatever. Tribalism.
03:27:32
If it's science, that's how he stays
03:27:35
in the social sphere, which is where he gets paid a lot.
03:27:38
But no, because that's not what he used to do.
03:27:40
He didn't used to do that at all. It kind of became his M.O.
03:27:42
after the fact.
03:27:43
Once he started kind of falling off of his his
03:27:48
popularity.
03:27:48
But at a certain point, someone who has it might not be even his fault,
03:27:52
because I assume just somebody who, knows science
03:27:56
as well as he does, you're going to get asked those questions
03:27:58
because those are ultimately what people want to know.
03:28:00
And so you, you then have a have to have an opinion on and I guess, right, I guess.
03:28:05
But I guess who's in the same spot though?
03:28:08
Who's in the same spot? Carl Sagan I don't know.
03:28:10
Did Carl Sagan ever, like, just go there? Fuck. God.
03:28:13
Kaku is a different spot.
03:28:15
I think he blurred lines.
03:28:19
There.
03:28:19
So I take issue with what many people say God is.
03:28:23
But there are other kinds of way to think about God.
03:28:25
There are enlightened religious people who would say
03:28:27
God is the manifestation of the laws of physics in the universe.
03:28:31
I don't have a problem.
03:28:32
But is God the person who tells you who you should meet with and what they
03:28:36
you should eat, what kind of food and you know
03:28:38
is that your God that's different from this other one,
03:28:40
that maybe just sort of put the universe in place.
03:28:43
So I don't really concern myself much with it unless someone finds
03:28:46
what he's talking about.
03:28:47
If a very specific contradiction to a religion, he's very close to you.
03:28:50
If the God of the universe and place you
03:28:54
if the God put the entire universe in place,
03:28:57
would that not also dictate what you're eating and like?
03:29:01
I don't like he.
03:29:04
Yeah,
03:29:04
everything would encompass what you're I don't know I don't know
03:29:07
why he differentiated those two things, but that was his main point
03:29:12
in his argument here.
03:29:14
Here's where man's ego, God created things.
03:29:16
Why do I have a choice of eating fish or meat?
03:29:19
I don't know, because God gave you those fucking choices. Like what?
03:29:21
You good
03:29:23
and more, right?
03:29:25
Or neither saying like or none veg.
03:29:28
Yeah, you could eat nothing.
03:29:29
You could eat grass, you could eat shit.
03:29:31
You cock like a lot of men do.
03:29:34
What do you think about grass fed beef?
03:29:38
I don't know, don't they eat grass?
03:29:40
Don't really.
03:29:41
What do they eat otherwise?
03:29:42
Corn and grain.
03:29:45
Okay. Have you noticed the difference?
03:29:46
Have you eaten a steak back to back and went.
03:29:49
Yeah. Well,
03:29:50
yeah.
03:29:51
I don't like grass fed.
03:29:52
And people tell me I should because it's way better.
03:29:54
It might be leaner, might be better for you, but
03:29:57
I don't think that the pellets, whatever they're eating in
03:30:00
the pellets is like optimal nutrition.
03:30:01
It's like eating.
03:30:02
So here's here's the word from a rancher.
03:30:05
Do you know how much it takes to grow fucking corn and wheat
03:30:07
to make grain and whatever, they feed the cow a shitload.
03:30:10
Do you know how much it cost to grow grass?
03:30:12
Nothing.
03:30:15
So I don't know why grass fed so much money to grow grass.
03:30:17
I don't know if you've ever plant a grass plant inside receded.
03:30:22
No, no.
03:30:23
They move the cows one place, they eat it, then it grows to the other part.
03:30:26
They graze on the other side.
03:30:27
And then it is so much, so simple, so simple.
03:30:31
It's way easier than corn.
03:30:32
Have you ever grown corn? I have.
03:30:36
Rain makes corn.
03:30:38
Rain makes grass. Your argument is a moot.
03:30:40
Is as a wash.
03:30:41
Wash with rain.
03:30:44
Corn makes whiskey.
03:30:48
That any understanding of God can give me insight
03:30:50
into making another discovery that hasn't happened yet.
03:30:52
There are many people who will see things happen to them that are in their favor.
03:30:56
So someone's looking over me.
03:30:57
It's a fascinating phenomenon when that happens
03:30:59
and when you analyze those situations, what you find is, is that we as humans
03:31:04
simply have a profound inability to understand statistics and probability.
03:31:08
I don't know if God exists, but
03:31:12
it he's going to say, but, but
03:31:15
but he doesn't as what he's going to say right after that.
03:31:17
I don't know if God exists, but he doesn't because that's how usually uses it.
03:31:22
There are, he said, I'm certain he exists.
03:31:25
No, he doesn't.
03:31:28
Why is it a he?
03:31:28
He said he was speaking world religious people, not his own.
03:31:32
What does it always have to be? A male like appendage to male?
03:31:35
Like what is it to be a weight if if a male isn't appendage, it's a female.
03:31:41
I mean, what appendage are you referring?
03:31:44
That's so, so unintelligible.
03:31:47
That's a female.
03:31:48
They're in an accident.
03:31:48
Motorcycle accident. And it got scraped off.
03:31:51
You're all right.
03:31:51
I would not take away their manhood for that.
03:31:54
But because the water cycle and pavement already did.
03:31:57
Yeah.
03:31:59
Which is unfortunate.
03:32:01
If you're riding a motorcycle, you have an issue with your manhood
03:32:04
to begin with.
03:32:08
We got all over it.
03:32:09
We all got over riding a bicycle when we were children. So
03:32:14
as above, so below.
03:32:20
Mr. Brady and Roger Brady and Dr.
03:32:23
Gary, as above and so below.
03:32:27
Because he's so close.
03:32:28
Brady and Rush's.
03:32:30
We're doing it our way.
03:32:33
We're gonna make it.
03:32:34
Make our dreams come true. Brady.
03:32:36
And your show, it's Brady and draw.
03:32:39
It's their show now Brady.
03:32:42
Draw.
03:32:48
Oh you're a little fucking podcast.
03:32:51
It's perfect
03:32:53
right here okay.
03:33:00
I'm gonna
03:33:02
get you to tell me what town
03:33:07
I'm coming to.
03:33:08
I'll tell you I'm.
03:33:11
Working.
03:33:12
My mom.
03:33:13
Let me hear that by.
03:33:17
Okay, you go.
03:33:21
Amen.
03:33:22
You going?
03:33:24
Yes. No, no, no, I took that.
03:33:29
I found some.
03:33:34
Motion boxing moves.
03:33:35
But let me. Out.
03:33:43
The,
03:33:44
other thing that he wanted us to do is to go over this and react to Richard
03:33:51
creationist arguments.
03:33:52
But I'm not doing.
03:33:54
You see, you start with my bearing in mind
03:33:57
is like us to defuze those guys boring.
03:34:00
And then you go to worms that have a sort of ganglion and a nerve cord,
03:34:03
and then you go on gangrene or dangerous fish gangrene dangling.
03:34:07
You see relatively small brain.
03:34:09
He's the atheist. He was the smaller one.
03:34:12
And as you look at the vertebrates, you can use evolution.
03:34:18
Brains getting bigger.
03:34:19
Everyone. How I believe you off.
03:34:21
As I say, just a ganglion ahead of the spinal cord.
03:34:24
If you didn't, nothing bigger.
03:34:26
Yeah, he looks like a reptile of the oil family of Darwin.
03:34:31
I have a burst of Darwin.
03:34:34
So, how far are we in?
03:34:37
What's our time? Three hour, three hours, 34.
03:34:40
330. Well, we started a little late.
03:34:42
I was I always try to get between 3 and 4.
03:34:45
Yeah. It's great.
03:34:46
I mean, it's a long podcast.
03:34:47
I mean, I hear it pacing podcast.
03:34:50
It's worth it.
03:34:51
If we go more than four hours, we're not a little tired.
03:34:53
Words tells us what happened after he reached out to seven Action News.
03:34:58
We first
03:34:58
introduced you to Jeff Brown during seven Action News at Five,
03:35:02
he witnessed a man boldly dumping large chunks of wood from a flatbed
03:35:06
along couch on Detroit's east side Tuesday in broad daylight.
03:35:11
Brown says when he confronted the guy, the man took off, Brown tells us
03:35:14
he jumped into action, got into his car and tracked down the truck.
03:35:18
He got a license plate number and called police.
03:35:21
But the mess remained on the street and no one had been taking action for Brown.
03:35:26
We did some digging and found a horse to a Warren resident.
03:35:30
The truck Brown described to walk in the driveway.
03:35:33
Wood covered his yard stick, claims
03:35:36
he hit a curb and the debris accidentally fell out.
03:35:39
A little illegal to leave the wood in the street.
03:35:41
So what I'm asking is I'm going.
03:35:42
I mean, you don't have to ask me, and I don't take no orders from the woman.
03:35:45
By the way, by the way, I don't take no orders from no women
03:35:49
because it says he was planning
03:35:50
to go back and clean up the wood, but only had one dollars worth of gas.
03:35:54
So you were saying that you were going back to clean up?
03:35:57
Oh, yeah. If I'm Mr. Clean Up, I'm not
03:36:01
Mr. Castner.
03:36:03
Somebody said that I live in Warren and I'm cleaning up.
03:36:06
Just go figure that one out. What?
03:36:08
He said that they tried to yell at you to come back with the trap going,
03:36:11
and they must have been a woman. And, you know, women yelling.
03:36:14
I tell him to shut up.
03:36:15
While he was quite offensive with his answers to Kevin's, maintains
03:36:19
he just wants to number and called police said one dog remained on the street
03:36:23
and no one had been caught taking action for Brown.
03:36:26
We did some digging and found a horse to Kevin, a Warren resident.
03:36:30
A truck brown described parked in the driveway.
03:36:33
Wood covered his yard.
03:36:35
Mr. cabbage claims he hit a curb and the debris
03:36:38
accidentally fell out of the wood in the street.
03:36:41
So what I'm asking is I'm going to ask me and I don't take no orders
03:36:45
from the woman.
03:36:46
By the way, we by the way, I don't take no orders from no women together
03:36:50
and says he was planning to go back
03:36:51
and clean up the wood, but only had one dollars worth of gas,
03:36:55
saying that you were going back to clean up.
03:36:57
Oh, yes. Oh,
03:36:59
clean up $1.
03:37:00
I'm not Mr. Clean, I'm Mr. Clean Up.
03:37:03
But somebody said no and I'm cleaning up Detroit.
03:37:07
Go figure that one out.
03:37:08
But somebody said that they tried to yell at you to come back and go going.
03:37:11
And they must have been a woman.
03:37:13
And I don't listen to women yelling. I tell them, shout out to my.
03:37:15
He was quite offensive with his answers to cut maintains.
03:37:19
He just wants to help people remove chunks of wood from their property.
03:37:23
I lift them all by myself with nobody else's help, always available.
03:37:29
Oh guys, white guys, Polish guys, Ukrainian guys and guys from Mars.
03:37:34
Also.
03:37:35
Oh, oh, from Mars, from here.
03:37:38
Yeah, that's where I'm from.
03:37:38
Mars.
03:37:39
And police are investigating what exactly happened out here and what the scavenge
03:37:43
is responsible, or whether he'll face any charges on Detroit's east side.
03:37:47
Tara Edwards, seven.
03:37:53
Oh. Oh, I told me I could always help
03:37:57
here.
03:37:58
A little fucking practice is working.
03:38:01
I don't know, don't hammer that, you know.
03:38:03
Did you see that?
03:38:05
Oh, that one.
03:38:06
Right. For.
03:38:09
The door.
03:38:10
Let's go. Yes.
03:38:12
You got to let go when you start losing.
03:38:17
When they're so handy
03:38:19
to do everything that you do.
03:38:25
Why is the man just standing there?
03:38:29
Oh, because he was waiting for that to happen.
03:38:31
Oh, boom.
03:38:33
I told me I could let myself.
03:38:38
So, yeah,
03:38:38
I had mentioned that it was raining poop earlier.
03:38:42
Bob and I walked, you know, a high rise apartment.
03:38:46
And you heard me, right.
03:38:47
People now calling us saying it's coming from an upstairs neighbor.
03:38:52
Well, 19 news trouble. Wait.
03:38:54
Stinky situation.
03:38:55
How does he live with the disgusting deed?
03:38:58
So for the record, to this is in reference to our topic today, which is duty.
03:39:03
And there's
03:39:05
there's feces raining down on the balcony from below.
03:39:09
Where is the feces coming from that you have so much
03:39:12
that it has to be swept off the balcony behind the feces.
03:39:15
Not a fun story to cover, but why is Insane Clown Posse reporting?
03:39:19
Oh, that's not makeup. That's a man. Yeah, Tiffany, you said it.
03:39:22
This really is just a disgusting mess.
03:39:24
And it's happening right around the corner from the TV Station Square apartments.
03:39:28
Take a look at the high rise building behind me.
03:39:30
Earlier this afternoon, we actually witnessed
03:39:32
someone pouring what looks like urine off of their balcony.
03:39:36
Neighbors tell me this has been going on for about a month now.
03:39:40
It's raining.
03:39:41
It's coming down.
03:39:42
It's it's falling from the height of the building.
03:39:45
How does it look like?
03:39:46
I had Borne Tower for the past month.
03:39:49
He says every time he walks to the grocery store or he waits at the bus stop,
03:39:53
I don't see if you if you poured out cold Coca-Cola or water
03:39:56
falling from a building, you probably would.
03:39:58
You just you liquid fluids.
03:40:01
And that's when I knew somebody was sleeping. Oh.
03:40:04
Stamp duty.
03:40:04
We actually believe we caught this person in the act. Oh.
03:40:09
Oh, Robinson. Oh, no.
03:40:10
How much is up top of the apartment buildings get nothing.
03:40:13
Right?
03:40:14
They probably hosed it down.
03:40:16
And then like that, Owens reserve.
03:40:17
They were not aware of the problem until today.
03:40:21
They tell me first thing where it lands. Look at the way.
03:40:23
All of the above. Yeah. You're not supposed to.
03:40:25
When you have a balcony like that, you know who is responsible for the pet?
03:40:29
Throw anything on me? No one on.
03:40:30
Yeah, maybe just, like, sweep it has, you know,
03:40:33
supposed to sweep shit off the ledge at on top, even if it's dust and shit?
03:40:37
No. Right.
03:40:38
Because if everyone did that, there would be a pile of shit down at the bottom
03:40:43
or other people's
03:40:44
balconies and people, you know, you know, and I'm.
03:40:48
You notice where they are. He's about to say something, smartass.
03:40:50
Whatever. Hold on.
03:40:51
Do you know where they're.
03:40:54
Cleveland. Cleveland.
03:40:56
Oh, no. Is this new? I mean, let me go find this.
03:40:58
I'm going to interview.
03:40:59
No, I don't want to go around Cleveland.
03:41:02
Yeah, like, okay, just keep a downtown.
03:41:04
Cleveland is nice.
03:41:05
I don't know where the bad spots are,
03:41:07
but they're just outside of downtown, and you're just like Detroit.
03:41:10
So frustrating.
03:41:11
Really angry.
03:41:12
I have my best, best time I have.
03:41:14
Yeah, I've done that.
03:41:15
I've done rode the little scooters around and gone to different restaurants
03:41:19
and bars and it's great.
03:41:20
The, the, the sporting areas are all within the downtown area.
03:41:25
It's nice, but you go outside of that,
03:41:27
I don't know, 1986 we were driving to New York.
03:41:31
My father did this really weird thing.
03:41:34
I was 16, I just got my license.
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So he's like, come on, you can drive half the way because it's pretty, pretty,
03:41:40
whatever. So I thought, all right, cool.
03:41:41
And we went all the way there, saw my grandmother.
03:41:44
She died like immediately.
03:41:45
We had to go bizarre die right there.
03:41:47
We saw her.
03:41:48
We visited with her. We left in, like, days. Not.
03:41:51
I mean, a week later, she passed.
03:41:53
No, she wasn't sick.
03:41:54
There was no indication he didn't go there for last rites or anything.
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Just one day.
03:41:58
My dad never does this. He's like, we got a visit.
03:42:01
We got to go visit grandma, like,
03:42:03
all right, that's great, because I just wanted to drive and.
03:42:04
Fuck yeah, man, I got my license.
03:42:06
I want to drive. It's great.
03:42:07
So just the men me, my dad and my friend went to New York.
03:42:12
Your friend said to visit your grandma.
03:42:15
Oh, and when we passed, we replaced by Cleveland.
03:42:18
They were.
03:42:19
They were completely closed. We had to piss.
03:42:20
We had a pee so bad Cleveland was closed and we didn't know why.
03:42:24
There was no police on it, but every fucking exit was closed.
03:42:29
Cleveland was closed.
03:42:31
That's a good story.
03:42:32
With a kind of a shitty ending.
03:42:34
Yes, exactly.
03:42:35
I have no idea why this is falling on us.
03:42:39
Everything was closed. Don't know why. All right.
03:42:41
Okay. There was no result. No, no.
03:42:44
If you have driven.
03:42:45
What is that, 85, 95, 90, 80, whatever, I don't know.
03:42:48
Whatever. Whatever it is, it's 89. I think it's called 80. 90.
03:42:51
The turnpike.
03:42:53
Is it?
03:42:53
Yeah, it's the turnpike.
03:42:54
Yeah, of course it is.
03:42:56
No. Maybe you cut off of it to go east.
03:42:58
Well, I don't anyways.
03:42:59
I mean, you don't have to take the turnpike.
03:43:00
Really.
03:43:01
The time between the turnpike,
03:43:03
like driving past Rochester Hills, it's not just one exit.
03:43:05
There's like 20 exits.
03:43:07
Every one of them was closed.
03:43:11
And not like for construction.
03:43:13
Just just they put, like, two barricades across it.
03:43:16
We were like, wow, something something.
03:43:18
I figured it was like crime based.
03:43:20
You know, every time I look at your little.
03:43:22
Every time I look at your little box and I straight away
03:43:24
from looking at this bitch face, when I like my peripheral vision,
03:43:27
I almost feel like she's
03:43:28
more like a clown mask or some shit, or like some insane clown pasties.
03:43:32
It looks like a black and white makeup.
03:43:33
That's apartment building. Also really said that.
03:43:36
But you know why? It's not the mask.
03:43:37
It's her giant fucking eyebrows that circle her entire eye.
03:43:41
Oh, it is, because that is how the
03:43:45
she's a fucking Juggalo.
03:43:47
And when she takes that mask off, she's full painted.
03:43:49
And I'm coming out here tomorrow
03:43:50
and this is long after the days paint her hair.
03:43:54
That's out.
03:43:54
That's really. What? Oh, no. You know what?
03:43:56
I know what it is.
03:43:57
This is if she's been having to wear a mask.
03:43:59
This is, this is obviously old. For the record, it's during Covid.
03:44:02
I would assume. Yeah, but she's outside.
03:44:04
There's no one around her.
03:44:05
She has to wear this mask.
03:44:06
And the only thing the camera sees is her eyes. So she overdid them.
03:44:11
Interesting people in this community.
03:44:13
What is her right?
03:44:13
I understand you're looking for earrings, too.
03:44:16
Or is that the mask? What? It's like.
03:44:18
Why are you wearing a mask?
03:44:19
Like, hey, camera guy, can you move, like, six feet instead of five feet?
03:44:22
Like, can you just take one extra seriously? Ask
03:44:26
for zoom. Five.
03:44:27
You have a zoom live news.
03:44:29
News 19 got paid a shitload of money to promote this fucking stupid behavior.
03:44:34
For now.
03:44:34
Reporting live in downtown Cleveland.
03:44:36
Kelly Kennedy 19 news. Insane.
03:44:38
And no matter the mess or situation, we are here to you.
03:44:43
I don't call them. Call 15863313.
03:44:46
Yeah. Proper call text.
03:44:49
Yeah, we haven't pimp that one, but not that it works anyway,
03:44:52
I know I did it throughout the show.
03:44:54
If one of us isn't calling in, it's pretty much it.
03:44:58
I don't want to show the Bert and Ernie picture,
03:44:59
but it is the Brady and George show.
03:45:01
So I have to the birdie and
03:45:04
Georgia.
03:45:05
Oh no, I didn't see this is the problem with the show.
03:45:07
We didn't send it to the right fucking.
03:45:10
Yep. Which you suck.
03:45:12
This sucks.
03:45:13
We all suck. This show sucks. Honestly.
03:45:16
Oh your little fucking podcast is perfect.
03:45:21
Where?
03:45:23
Okay.
03:45:24
Fuck off.
03:45:54
For. Saying.
03:46:31
How many?