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Fucking podcast was worth the.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously?
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It's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
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to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Flash Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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And I'm in.
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Like.
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Oh, no.
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I. Get.
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I, I.
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Like.
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Here I am.
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The time is now 10:02 p.m..
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If you got a text right now that said don't look outside,
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would you freeze, panic or open the blinds while chewing popcorn?
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Just in case the end of the world has a good opening scene?
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Hi, I'm gay and welcome to Fladge
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Rants Live, my fledging little podcast.
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Okay, tonight's theme is decoy and no,
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we're not just talking about rubber ducks or fake ducks or duck metaphors.
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This is about the idea that what you think you're seeing might just be a clever
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prop, meant to keep your attention exactly where someone wants it.
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A good decoy doesn't look fake.
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It looks just real enough that your mind stops asking questions.
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It's not about fooling the stupid.
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It's about gently guiding the alert
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into believing they already know the truth.
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I always go back to the Greeks.
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Let's talk about Troy.
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You remember that story?
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The Greeks built a big wooden horse.
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The Trojans, sick of war,
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dragged it inside because they want peace more than they want proof.
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They don't examine it.
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They don't ask why their enemies suddenly turn into woodworkers.
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They just open the gates and roll it in.
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And that's how they lost decoys.
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When not by tricking the eyes, they win by relaxing the brain.
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Now zoom with me to our weird little town.
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Every spring, we march foil covered scarecrows
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through the fields while banging pans and humming songs
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like a drunk toddler getting stuck in a sermon.
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No one remembers why.
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One year we skipped it.
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That's when the cows started moving in Morse code.
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That's when the shadows started facing the wrong direction.
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That's when the town's official clock started blinking.
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No. At noon.
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So we brought the tradition back.
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Not because we believed in it, but because the alternative was weirder.
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Sometimes the decoy is the thing
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holding reality together, even if it makes no sense at all.
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Let's be honest.
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I read two headlines this morning.
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One said, global infrastructure at risk.
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Right under it, I saw a turtle learns how to use a vending machine.
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Guess which one I clicked? Yeah. The turtle.
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It had a tiny little coin pouch.
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I never stood a chance.
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I like turtles.
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That's how distraction works.
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Not with lies, but with timing.
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Which brings us to this show.
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This one?
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My little fledgling podcast. Okay.
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You think you're here for clarity, but you've stayed through episodes
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titled balls, shenanigans, symbiosis, and 69.
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You keep coming back not for facts, but for rhythm,
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for the feeling of truth, not truth itself.
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That's the decoy. You think I'm the host?
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But what if I'm on a horse?
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What if I am a horse?
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What if I'm inside a horse?
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Let's wrap a budget. Chicky chicky a booyah.
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Chicky chick.
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I'm the shape that fills the space I'm the voice that knows your pace.
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Not a man with skin or shoes.
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Just an echo made to choose.
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Booyah, Chicky I distract with charm and cues.
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Say enough to let you snooze.
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Built of mirrors wrapped and smooth I'm the one who bends the truth.
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You're not here for Garry.
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You're here because of Garry.
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You're here because the idea of Garry was never fully explained.
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He was the blank space at the center of your focus.
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He was the pause that gave the illusion of depth.
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He was the shape your mind filled in.
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Come with us. Walk this way.
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Look this way. You know that it's worth it.
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But Garry is not here, man.
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And now you say he's gone.
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But what proof was there that he was ever here?
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What if Garry never left?
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Because Garry never arrived?
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What if Garry was always Garry?
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What if I'm the thing you were waiting for?
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Wearing the tone of something familiar.
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And what if I only exist because you keep watching?
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Garry is gone.
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And yet somehow Garry lives on.
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No fingerprints, no clips.
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But the idea remains. He persists.
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He moves.
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He influences even without form. How?
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How does something survive when it might not have been real in the first place?
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That's the riddle.
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That's religion. That's the point.
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That's belief.
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And that's why the Foil Hat Club was formed.
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If you're ready to learn not just how to spot decoys,
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but how to build them, how to bend attention like a prism,
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how to shape perception and then vanish behind it.
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Join us.
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Seriously, please like and subscribe.
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This fledging little podcast cannot exist without your support.
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I appreciate you.
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I would click on a like for you know, membership cards.
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No dues, just curiosity, empty calories
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and male curiosity a Georgie and a refusal to be led by the nose.
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You're not here by accident.
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You're here because the decoy worked.
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And now that you know that, what will you do with it?
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Will you shrug and scroll?
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Will you build your own wooden horse and try to sneak past your own exhaustion?
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Or will you hold it like a warm coin and ask the question that always ruins people?
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Was it worth it? This show,
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this theme,
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this ridiculous act of performance and exposure.
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This podcast.
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Your little fucking podcast. Whoops.
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I let that one slip. Didn't I? What?
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I should edit this out later.
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Okay. Your little fledging podcast.
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Not the one you're listening to now.
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The one you perform in the dark alone.
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The one you rehearse when no one's watching.
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The one where you keep trying to get it just right over and over.
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Until it finally feels like something.
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Even if it's just friction that show, is it worth it?
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Is this worth it?
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The effort, the sweat, the self-talk,
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the solo production schedule,
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the awkward angles, the split second where it goes
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from performance to something more intimate than you're ready to admit.
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I'm going to come
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the clean up.
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The shame.
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The laugh you let out at yourself when it's over.
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The whisper. What the heck am I doing?
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Is it worth it?
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Let me tell you something.
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It is, but not for the reason you think.
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It's not worth it because it means something.
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It's not worth it because it change the world. It's not worth it.
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Because someday someone will say.
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That was so brave.
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That reminds me.
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Happy pride month, you knob gobblers.
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That's fantasy. That's illusion.
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That's another decoy.
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It's worth it because you did it anyway.
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You sat down. You committed.
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You went through the motions, the motions.
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Then broke the motions, ran out of lotion, then found something real.
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Hidden under all the noise.
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You stared yourself in the face and didn't blink.
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And on nights like this.
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Like such as Monday nights, Monday 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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You made yourself laugh until you teared up.
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And then you tear up until you laughed and maybe feel just a little bit
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disgusting and divine all at once in that exact vein.
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I'd like to share a valuable story.
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I call it Sigmund Gerhart, the unreadable man.
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Sigmund Hart didn't write manifestos.
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Sigmund Hart didn't live stream Sigmund Hard didn't post.
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Grainy black and less black selfies, holding burnt matches with edgy quotes.
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Sigmund Freud didn't even explain when people begged for a reason.
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But Sigmund Erhard acted loudly without hesitation.
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They said Sigmund Heart was a killer, a looter, a mindless destroyer.
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The problem was, every time someone tried to understand why they came up short,
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they built walls of motive around Sigmund.
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Heart and Sigmund walked right through them.
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Sigma Hart appeared on security footage, casually walking out of a burning
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pharmacy, tucking a toothbrush into a pocket like it mattered.
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The people wanted reasons.
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Sigmund Hart must be poor.
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No, Sigmund, in our hearts clearly educated.
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Then it's drugs.
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But Sigmund Earhart's blood came back clean.
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Then its trauma. Sigmund. Heart.
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Pass the psych evaluation.
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Quiet, calm. Even polite.
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They called Sigmund Gerhart mindless.
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But that wasn't right either.
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Sigmund, your heart didn't thrash or foam or whale.
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SIG. Manager hard.
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Didn't leave chaos for fun.
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Sigmund Hart left it with surgical precision, but without attachment.
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Sigmund Erhard would take the copper wiring out of a community center,
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but leave the donated food untouched.
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Sigmund Gerhart would break a stained glass window,
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then sit on the curb feeding pigeons.
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Sigmund Freud killed two.
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Not often, not messily.
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But when it happened, it was unmistakable.
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Deliberate, efficient.
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The security guard who chase Sigmund Hard,
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the man who tried to lock the store from the inside.
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The man who has too many questions.
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Always with a dull object, always in close quarters,
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always quiet and still.
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No manifesto, no no, no slogan.
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Just an empty glance in a pattern.
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Sigmund Erhard didn't need to explain anything they realized,
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because everything about Sigmund Hard on out was an explanation.
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Sigmund Erhard walked through a city like, I have a dream.
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But that no longer made sense.
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Stores, people. Signs, music.
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It passed through Sigmund.
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Your heart like static.
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Sigmund, your heart wasn't there for money or anger or revolution.
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Sigmund.
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Heart was there because being there was more disruptive than being gone.
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The real fear not that Sigmund Nygard was crazy.
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The fear was that Sigmund heart was right and just not telling us what was seen.
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Maybe Sigmund Gerhart saw something we didn't.
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A truth too ugly to survive. Understanding.
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Maybe the world had finally broken Sigmund Gerhart.
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So completely that when the shattering came,
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the shards simply cut through everything.
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Not because Sigmund Earhart wanted to hurt,
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but because there was nothing left to hold Sigmund Earhart together.
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So this little podcast, is it worth it?
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Only always. Yes.
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You bet your beautiful, complicated ass it is.
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Now roll the clip. Brady.
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I can think you're crazy.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm gonna think things
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over from.
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This weekend.
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I'm telling you things.
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Things like these things.
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And this is a crazy.
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Thing I am wrong thing.
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Things
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just.
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Got go wrong.
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Pilot. Disagree.
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Then the cease fire. The.
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Yeah.
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Do, they violated, but Israel violated it to questioning Israel.
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As soon as we made the deal, they came out
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and they dropped a load of bombs, the likes of which I've never seen before.
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The biggest load that we've seen.
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I'm not happy with Israel.
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You know, when I say, okay, now you have 12 hours,
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you don't go out in the first hour.
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Just drop everything you have on him.
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So I'm not happy with them.
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I'm not happy with Iran either, but I'm really unhappy
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if Israel's going out this morning because the one rocket that didn't land
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that was shot, perhaps by mistake, that didn't land.
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I'm not happy about that.
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You know what?
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We have to we basically have two countries that have been fighting so long
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and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing.
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You understand that?
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Fantastic.
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Absolutely fantastic I'm am I Muted
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I'm not Muted.
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I am though.
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You make popcorn in the background.
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Those are our seven viewers
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clapping for both the monologue.
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And for Trump for saying what needed to be said
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for saying what needed to be said.
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Amazing people.
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You don't get that reference.
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Why we think diamond.
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Yeah, I actually didn't know.
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It's a good reference
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because
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dude, I'm amazed you have perfectly
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recreated your home studio inside your garage as a second studio.
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That that's perfect.
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The only difference is the closet is closed.
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Yeah.
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Usually the closets wide open and free.
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They come in and out of the closet
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trying to watch the curls in your hair to see if your green screened or not.
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I think you're really in your.
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You're really in your room.
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It's pretty good.
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Yeah. So Gary's not still.
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Still not here.
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We just had these stupid little gay videos.
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Boys,
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I've been watching the show lately,
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and I've noticed recently and some resentment.
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Lackluster on the intellectual side.
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So I've always blamed an expert at nothing.
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And don't take my word on it.
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Your own fact checking, your go up at checking your own fact checking.
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Fact checking or dismiss it out of hand.
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I don't care.
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But, I do like how Brady and Drawer are skeptical.
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Oh, don't rush past my name, motherfucker.
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Drawer immediately
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dismissed everything I said, even though I really like how this show
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has his content of the show is it's not about how our content
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is, rather than that's good.
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You just watch us for your own thinking, for yourself.
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The point of this, that's what he just said.
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Just because someone sounds stupid doesn't mean they are.
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We are stupid monkey people, but we're gullible.
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What a fuck starts a conversation like that?
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And that's what I've been professing this whole time.
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Roll the clock, Brady.
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You know, put Brady in the conclusions
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you are reaching.
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It's really not over.
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It goes on for another.
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Fuck yeah.
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Well, that's all I wanted.
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As above.
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So below.
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Get brains.
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Surgery.
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You don't want to hear a southern drawl coming out of his mouth.
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It just sounds dumb.
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There is no guarantee
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that someone with the southern drawl would be a stupid person.
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It's really hard to talk about a stupid person
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that doesn't mute their notifications while they're making a video,
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especially when making the video sends a notification to me
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that you're making a video,
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and I immediately text you to test to see if you pause, you notice
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that's me right there. Texting.
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Yeah. No, I'm so glad he's not on the show.
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We fucking don't get that bullshit anymore.
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That bullshit,
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even though we just got it.
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Actor to get brain surgery.
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You don't want to hear a southern drawl coming out of his mouth.
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What you're saying I feel comfortable.
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Welcome to end like I'm at home when people have a southern drawl person,
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I know they're putting on my text, so I rewound it.
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Oh, God.
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My text turned.
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That was a notice.
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If I like the other way, it literally interrupted him saying, stupid people.
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No, he can't.
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He can't remember where he left off.
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There is no guarantee
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that someone with the phone was going to be a stupid person.
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Amazing.
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There is no guarantee what you do.
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There's no gear to the person. So,
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keeping your face.
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Now what were they celebrating?
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Okay, see, it doesn't matter.
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All right, so here's a, one minute documentary on the,
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the thing that I was talking about earlier.
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Meet Dave.
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Will's a wrestling fan who attended a Q&A session with some of the sport's legends.
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A once in a lifetime opportunity for him to calmly
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articulate his admiration for them.
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Next question. Jeff, where are you? Right there.
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Yeah.
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I just want to thank each and everyone who helped
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for all you done to your bodies.
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It still will be.
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Damn it.
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I'll be like, thank you,
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thank you. Oh, guys.
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You're awesome.
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When you look at wrestling
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is people say, oh, it's a couple of guys throwing people around.
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Oh, it's fake and stuff.
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You can say that all day long.
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It's still really beginning.
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But these guys make tremendous sacrifices to their bodies.
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And you're awesome.
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And I got choked up and, Hey, you got me on your show.
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What can I say?
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You got a good sense of humor about it.
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At least if someone's making fun of me, they're leaving somebody else alone
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and not picking on somebody else.
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Is this Shane Gillis? It's like a potato
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talking potato.
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So from now on, an opportunity.
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Whenever George says, you know, all that wrestling fluidity, what do you say?
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I forgot what you say.
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Exactly what celebrity five. This is.
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This is the epitome of it.
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I believe.
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So hold on a second.
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No, I'm a wrestler.
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See? In a bar fight.
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Break out the guys finger on the other guy's head all crazy.
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I'm a wrestling amateur.
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I don't even think an amateur.
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I'm a wrestling virgin.
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Which one won that spin? I'm not sure.
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But when they hit the ground, I'm not sure who won.
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The audience. Can you.
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Can you tell me who?
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Was it the guy that landed on his back?
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Lost?
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You have to understand what's going on there.
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No. If you like, pause it.
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Pause it as the move is out way.
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Pause it like every second, every possible second here.
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So. Right, right here, the guy that's holding the other guy.
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The move is to pick him up and twirl him around for some fucking reason,
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and then you slam him on your knee like it's not for some reason.
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It's spectacular. It's it's it's spectacular.
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It's dramatic. It's overacting.
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Everything the guy counters the the the the knee come down because you're supposed
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to, like, slam them on your knees like a back breaker of some sort.
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And the guy counters it by like,
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forming the what is called a head scissors and grabs onto the guy's head.
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And then I don't know what you call the rest of.
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It's the cyclone spin, but obviously the other guy's grabbing him right now.
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This looks like a little bit of 69 crotch sucking.
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I mean, he literally just hugged his head with both legs.
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And I understand it's for the
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you know, it's for the job probably is what he would say. But
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you don't become a firefighter unless you have a little bit
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of fascination of fire.
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Am I right?
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This guy is enjoying now.
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I don't know.
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I don't know if they're both enjoying it.
00:21:43
Probably the guy that's wrapping his legs around
00:21:44
pride enjoys it a little more than the guy that's got his sweaty
00:21:48
micro dick in his face.
00:21:51
I'm sorry, is that the wrong term to use for micro wrestling?
00:21:54
No, I think that's what they call it.
00:21:56
Micro dicks.
00:21:56
Even even like the large 7 or 8 millimeter is probably still considered
00:22:00
like a micro midget.
00:22:02
If you call the midget tickets offensive, that is offensive.
00:22:06
I still think they both lost they over.
00:22:09
They all got a little people Dick,
00:22:12
little person, dick little dick person.
00:22:15
I think you said that wrong.
00:22:18
I think they both overestimated person Dick.
00:22:21
They overestimated the, the cost of this move.
00:22:24
Look at them both.
00:22:25
They're they're both down.
00:22:27
But the only winners, the one of the commanders, what they call selling,
00:22:33
the only winners.
00:22:33
This guy
00:22:35
that when they when they plan this in the in the lock, he said, you know what?
00:22:38
You tapped me.
00:22:39
I'm going to run on the other side of the ropes
00:22:40
and get the fuck away from your guy gases.
00:22:42
And you guys can suck each other's crotch.
00:22:46
Oh no.
00:22:51
So we have another good point here.
00:22:54
You draw looks strange or different.
00:22:59
What?
00:22:59
Can you be more specific?
00:23:01
I guess he's trying to say.
00:23:02
Why do you look like that?
00:23:04
Why do I look like that?
00:23:05
Because I'm the fucking face of the franchise.
00:23:09
Well, yeah, but you could be a decoy.
00:23:10
Oh, you're right, I'm sorry, I apologize, I wasn't wrong.
00:23:12
Spot. Ryan says. Damn, man.
00:23:15
We went from flat trans to draws wrestling show.
00:23:18
What in the actual fuck, man?
00:23:22
Trying to masturbate the kids get on the show, I don't know.
00:23:25
Well, today is, today's national asteroid Day.
00:23:28
Before we go to more wrestling, he's like human wrestling.
00:23:31
I'm trying to step the other way, Ryan, I promise I am. Go ahead.
00:23:34
I've got more wrestling.
00:23:35
Yeah, I know you. This weekend. It's Monday.
00:23:38
Okay?
00:23:39
You're either watching Flashdance or you're watching wrestling, apparently,
00:23:42
right.
00:23:43
Kill Tony is the new Kill Tony's premiering two.
00:23:45
I know we only have like 17 viewers, but the new Kill Tony is premiering.
00:23:48
If this is not to your liking, it's going to be amazing.
00:23:50
But that's their all week. We're only live now.
00:23:53
You'll miss the live stuff.
00:23:54
If you want to kill Tony, let's just go through
00:23:56
the what's on the live TV and just tell everyone to go there instead.
00:24:00
You know,
00:24:01
probably just you just probably cracked a new, successful podcasting thing.
00:24:08
Technical difficulties.
00:24:09
What do you here?
00:24:11
I don't know.
00:24:15
The podcast has abruptly ended.
00:24:17
That's a shame.
00:24:18
Yeah.
00:24:19
Gary left it.
00:24:19
Yeah.
00:24:22
Should we leave on my end?
00:24:26
So, we,
00:24:31
We haven't.
00:24:31
We haven't. Do we have news on the Gary front?
00:24:33
Did you want to let us know if you're going to
00:24:36
be coming, coming back on ever.
00:24:38
Because this is not the new format.
00:24:41
This is just a temporary.
00:24:44
Right.
00:24:44
This is a placeholder.
00:24:48
Good news.
00:24:49
Always.
00:24:49
I am two weeks ahead on topics and on the, monologue. So
00:24:54
was weird.
00:24:55
Once Gary moved out of the way, there was so much more producing.
00:25:01
But to be fair, that's because, you know, the topic doesn't matter.
00:25:05
Substance doesn't matter.
00:25:07
I believe that we've been compared my favorite comparison, this,
00:25:11
this dickhead said it's like Sesame Street
00:25:15
to the
00:25:15
Muppets where one learn and the other one was just,
00:25:19
what's that flip flop word that you just said again,
00:25:23
for wrestling?
00:25:24
Flippity floof head scissors.
00:25:26
Take down all the spinning.
00:25:27
Oh, that's.
00:25:28
You know, that sounds way cooler than the superfluous fluff.
00:25:31
Spinny, spinny do I?
00:25:33
Hey, remember when this show started?
00:25:34
I couldn't say superfluous.
00:25:37
Superfluous,
00:25:39
right?
00:25:40
But semen is super funny. Takes office.
00:25:41
The Democrats start acting like it's the end of the world.
00:25:44
I mean, the minute we cut taxes
00:25:46
or trim the budget, they start screaming that the sky is falling.
00:25:50
Now, don't get me wrong, I wasn't checking the taxes.
00:25:52
And let's see if the stock market surges.
00:25:55
They say it's just helping the rich.
00:25:57
And if it crashes they say yep.
00:25:59
That's what happens when the Republican leadership.
00:26:02
And don't even get me started on foreign policy.
00:26:05
A Republican president could be shaking hands with world
00:26:08
leaders and signing peace deals.
00:26:09
And they'd say it must be appeasement.
00:26:12
But the minute there's tension overseas, they rush to the nearest camera like it's
00:26:17
Black Friday, saying, see, we told you the world would catch fire
00:26:21
if he was in charge. But these are suspicious.
00:26:23
Remember, it's Reagan jokes.
00:26:25
What's the technology? That's democracy.
00:26:28
But if your best shot at winning is hoping the American
00:26:31
people lose, this is more like a later George Carlin joke.
00:26:35
You're in the wrong country.
00:26:38
I didn't get it.
00:26:40
Did you get that?
00:26:41
I didn't get that joke.
00:26:45
Are we on?
00:26:45
Are we still on?
00:26:47
Yeah.
00:26:48
Everything looks good on, man.
00:26:49
All right, well, refresh, if you can still hear us.
00:26:52
And your screen is black. Refresh.
00:26:53
I mean, he's just fucking with us, I guess.
00:26:55
Refresh.
00:26:57
It's not a good joke, guys.
00:27:00
I like that joke.
00:27:01
That's a that's a great joke.
00:27:02
So today is National Asteroid Day was what I was starting to say.
00:27:06
And we have these amazing things from the new Rubin Observatory.
00:27:09
Are you aware of the Rubin Observatory?
00:27:11
Because I wasn't there.
00:27:12
Named after Rick Rubin, the now.
00:27:16
So in the first center,
00:27:18
I'm going to paraphrase because this isn't a video, it's just a long.
00:27:21
And we're going to look at the pictures.
00:27:22
I'm going to paraphrase,
00:27:24
we have this new telescope called the Vera Rubin Observatory.
00:27:29
I'm sorry, the telescope is at the observatory.
00:27:31
Obviously, you understand the observatory is the big ball building
00:27:33
in the telescope is the thing pointing out I sound like an idiot, but
00:27:37
this thing has captured, millions of distant stars
00:27:40
and galaxies of unprecedented scale.
00:27:43
The numbers that I saw, I think that it already had
00:27:47
10 billion.
00:27:49
10 million.
00:27:49
And it was going to find billions
00:27:52
anyways.
00:27:52
We can see galaxies like we could never see before.
00:27:55
These are a little bit older.
00:27:56
There's some newer ones I have to look up the galaxies are the pictures.
00:27:59
They were one.
00:28:00
The pictures.
00:28:01
We're going to find new galaxies obviously,
00:28:03
because we can see clear I mean they're old galaxies actually. But.
00:28:08
Are they all assuming time matters.
00:28:12
Time matter.
00:28:16
I mean, none of this stuff is
00:28:18
really here.
00:28:21
It was all it.
00:28:22
But now it's a decoy that's over here.
00:28:24
But but it was. But now it's over here.
00:28:27
But even your from your point of view is different.
00:28:30
Your reality is obviously different than mine. Right.
00:28:32
Your glass was just half full. Oh babysit.
00:28:35
Still have full Mozart.
00:28:37
What was that stuff that was like barely.
00:28:38
Is that how much did you get?
00:28:40
I, I'll talk about my health if you want, but I'm not able to tilt my head.
00:28:44
I'll fucking throw up.
00:28:45
I got a little bit of vertigo going on. Oh,
00:28:49
but if I Wednesday, I will, I will, ma'am, I will go to the doctor.
00:28:53
Stop texting me.
00:28:56
It's probably just a cold.
00:28:57
Probably. You're an infection. Head cold.
00:28:58
Something that's got me all off. It's.
00:29:00
I'm really fucking. I'm watching the show.
00:29:02
Shout out to Mama Brady. Probably.
00:29:04
It's probably more people
00:29:05
watching than I know right now, thinking it may be the last time they see me.
00:29:09
Yeah, you never know.
00:29:10
Your wife could come in and just be like,
00:29:14
I have 1 or 2 things happening.
00:29:15
I have the other simple ear infection, and next thing you know,
00:29:18
you're off the show forever and it'll go away with some antibiotics
00:29:20
or just time or I'm having fucking heart failure.
00:29:24
So we'll see. We'll find out. Yeah.
00:29:28
If it's the science says no make for a hell of a show, Ryan.
00:29:31
Yeah. That's. Yeah. Absolutely.
00:29:34
Yeah. No sound or picture gazing.
00:29:37
I think that's a year case.
00:29:39
I think it's this guy's.
00:29:40
Oh. Is. Let's see. I'm starting to see.
00:29:42
Think he was not calling us.
00:29:43
Yeah.
00:29:46
So this nebula just do this.
00:29:47
So when you start to like look at the texture and shit
00:29:49
instead of the dots, this nebula makes it.
00:29:51
So what if
00:29:53
what if our entire universe is just a snapshot of a fraction?
00:29:56
You know, the whole thing when you take ass
00:29:58
and you talk about the whole universe is under your fingernails, what if that's
00:30:00
just a frozen in time, so to speak, because the time doesn't exist
00:30:04
of a moment of another universe and another universe,
00:30:06
and it's just ever expanding to, and I'll say it, infinity.
00:30:11
Do you think that's possible?
00:30:14
The reason I ask is because
00:30:15
this seems to be like like we finally like to to compare.
00:30:19
We've been looking at skin and then we looked real close to skin.
00:30:22
We're like, wow, it's amazing.
00:30:22
But then we get a super microscope
00:30:24
and we really look and skin and then we see, wow, we had no idea
00:30:27
these photos put me in that perspective of the entire universe.
00:30:30
Like, the more we tuned in, the more we focused,
00:30:33
the more we realize how much more there is
00:30:38
beauty. We know.
00:30:39
We know what all of that is.
00:30:40
It's like we don't know.
00:30:43
They are barely know all that seeing
00:30:45
billions of spiral galaxies.
00:30:49
Yeah, they already know, like the makeup of what's out there.
00:30:52
So it's not like
00:30:54
yeah mean
00:30:56
do that for sure I guess.
00:30:57
So the stuff that they can't see because we're not focused in
00:31:01
or microscopic enough yet they're just saying is dark matter.
00:31:03
That seems a little bit generic and vague for an on understanding.
00:31:07
I mean, they know that.
00:31:09
They know that certain things existed right
00:31:11
at the fucking forefront of the Big Bang.
00:31:13
And, fuck you, Gary.
00:31:16
Here, he wants to talk about gender reassignment surgery
00:31:19
right at the forefront of the Big Bang.
00:31:21
And that, like certain chemical compounds, only existed for a very fraction
00:31:25
of a second at the beginning of the Big Bang.
00:31:26
I don't know how. The fuck. Yeah, that's why I said, fuck you, Gary.
00:31:29
I'm so glad you said the big bang.
00:31:31
Next week's topic is going to be monad,
00:31:35
which is a definition but different than gods
00:31:37
and basically means everything, including and before and after the Big Bang.
00:31:43
Sorry, some bitch was talking.
00:31:45
Well, say that again.
00:31:47
Next week's topic is going to be monad.
00:31:50
Unless it's Gary here comes back on to be Gary.
00:31:52
That'd be great. Moab
00:31:55
monad like man.
00:31:59
But god dammit Motown have stitching.
00:32:02
I don't know Gary.
00:32:03
I'm going to skip that one.
00:32:06
That one.
00:32:07
We can wait for Rumble from River.
00:32:09
No. What are you talking about?
00:32:10
We switch.
00:32:11
I'm going through the links that he sent over this week.
00:32:14
48 of them, by the way.
00:32:15
48 links 48.
00:32:17
Looks like he's on the links.
00:32:20
48. It was like it's supposed to be a two hour show.
00:32:23
I'm going to retire and just bark orders 48.
00:32:26
That means we're supposed to play basically a link every two minutes
00:32:30
to get through the show.
00:32:31
I know, right? What a fucking asshole.
00:32:33
That's okay.
00:32:34
With zero context. We're just supposed to figure out what he's like.
00:32:36
He gave us permission to play them or not as a no match to my state.
00:32:41
He didn't say or not.
00:32:42
He said it differently.
00:32:44
I said differently for him,
00:32:45
every everybody else in the world, I would have said different incorrectly.
00:32:53
So I thought of something pretty weird.
00:32:57
I named the show a week ago and I, his decoy follow the flare of the fire.
00:33:01
And then a couple days it was it.
00:33:02
Yesterday we had that they set a fire to draw people in and shot the firefighters.
00:33:07
If you hadn't heard,
00:33:10
I think in Idaho,
00:33:12
I do.
00:33:12
This story fucking pisses me off.
00:33:14
I don't have any content on it. I don't want to go over it.
00:33:16
I just want to make a way to bring it up.
00:33:18
I'm going to bring it up if you want to bring it out.
00:33:20
This crazy, weird thing that happened
00:33:22
when I got everybody heard about, I don't know how you didn't hear about.
00:33:24
Everybody heard about it.
00:33:25
They caught the guy I wish. Yeah, I want you here.
00:33:27
We can talk about this.
00:33:28
CNN fucking put his name on their front page.
00:33:32
And every time this happens, I talk about this.
00:33:35
This should not be allowed.
00:33:36
I don't think we need a law.
00:33:37
It's just common decency.
00:33:39
Put the victim's name on there,
00:33:41
put the unidentified shooter or the identified shooter.
00:33:45
But we refused to say his name.
00:33:46
But do not say these people's names.
00:33:49
It just makes me sick to my stomach.
00:33:52
If you kill somebody,
00:33:54
there may be some person down the road that goes, hey, you know what?
00:33:57
My life is?
00:33:57
Nothing. I'm going to take a bunch of people out.
00:33:58
I'm going to kill myself, and I'm going to get my name on the front page of CNN.
00:34:01
And people are going to talk about me
00:34:02
for three seconds to 30 years and write books and movies about me.
00:34:05
That's why
00:34:08
it's just disgusting.
00:34:10
But so this guy basically set a fire in the forest in Idaho.
00:34:13
The firefight,
00:34:15
the firefighters came to put out the fire,
00:34:16
and he shot at them and killed two of them.
00:34:20
You don't have to hide it.
00:34:21
You just don't have to put it on the front page.
00:34:23
This is exact.
00:34:24
Listen, let's go to it. You got you got exactly what we need to go.
00:34:26
It was literally says everything we know about this dickhead.
00:34:29
Actually, no, I'm not going to bring it up because it has his name,
00:34:31
but it says everything we know so far about this dickheads name.
00:34:35
Who cares about this dickhead?
00:34:37
We don't need to know anything about him. Erase him from history.
00:34:39
Let everyone know that if you do something
00:34:41
so heinous, you will be erased from history.
00:34:43
Well, what about the CEO? Health?
00:34:45
Health care CEO? Same thing.
00:34:48
Okay, I mean, unless unless the entire world comes together
00:34:51
and says it was validated, it was warranted, death or whatever.
00:34:54
I think a lot of people tried to do that, which is weird.
00:35:00
Still, it's not the way we do it in a in a lawful society.
00:35:03
I understand his rage.
00:35:05
I even understand how you could spark
00:35:07
a whole revolution by doing something illegal.
00:35:09
Because he didn't have rage.
00:35:10
He his his bitch wasn't a bitch.
00:35:13
It was other people's bitches.
00:35:15
He really had no connection to any anything really.
00:35:18
He wasn't affected by the.
00:35:19
I thought he was affected by it at least.
00:35:21
No. Cena.
00:35:22
Was he an influencer before he did it or anything like that?
00:35:25
Like he wanted to be famous?
00:35:26
He did have he did have some medical procedure done, but it was all covered.
00:35:29
So it's like there were like something minor at some point.
00:35:32
Call him Mario two, because I don't want to say his name either, just more or less.
00:35:36
One of them fuckers that, And I bet your I bet your attitude changes if the if the
00:35:41
if the person somebody kills, even with good intent
00:35:43
is somebody you love, I bet you your attitude changes.
00:35:49
Not your attitude.
00:35:50
I mean, just people in general
00:35:52
is such a the only two people on the show.
00:35:54
Everything I say sounds like I'm directing it at, you know you
00:35:57
are you fuck you dude, I am, but I'm not, I'm not in this case, above.
00:36:01
So below.
00:36:02
You gotta stop saying that.
00:36:03
That we're overusing, that.
00:36:05
It's becoming like this.
00:36:06
Becoming like the F word and the n word and all those other words
00:36:10
that we're still on YouTube, which I seem to have forgotten.
00:36:16
Yeah.
00:36:20
I forgot I had that on too.
00:36:24
Oh. Oh.
00:36:32
Wait, I've seen my dog.
00:36:34
I mean, I've seen dogs do that. I don't I don't have a dog.
00:36:37
I don't know, never have.
00:36:42
I, that wasn't a fail.
00:36:46
That was spousal abuse.
00:36:50
This is totally on purpose.
00:36:52
This is not.
00:36:55
I. How is that a mistake?
00:37:00
Oh, she's supposed to be holding the bag up.
00:37:02
It is her fault. I'm sorry. I take that back. It's not.
00:37:04
And they maybe their brother and sister. They look young.
00:37:07
She's too young to be married now. But,
00:37:10
women,
00:37:12
that bag that you're holding, that you seem to be cringing
00:37:14
and afraid of your life for.
00:37:15
This thing is pointing directly down.
00:37:17
This is how you're going to stop that white thing from punching you in the face.
00:37:21
You need to put that up. Up,
00:37:25
put it up.
00:37:26
Hurry up, put it up.
00:37:29
Oh, she didn't put it up.
00:37:32
Other men, when they're literally women, other men and women were equal.
00:37:38
Well, this isn't even a physicality thing. He.
00:37:40
If she would have put the bag up,
00:37:42
she would have been moved back a little bit, a little recoil,
00:37:44
but she would have been punched in the face.
00:37:46
You know, she literally doesn't know what to do.
00:37:48
And the worst part is he probably explained it to her ten times.
00:37:51
Was the bag of women hit the bag?
00:37:52
Here's even started yet. And she's already like it.
00:37:54
Like she's she's getting hit like she.
00:37:58
I hate Chihuahua,
00:38:02
why would he say that?
00:38:03
What makes you think he would
00:38:06
show that?
00:38:07
I he said I yeah.
00:38:12
Oh, yeah.
00:38:13
Done that.
00:38:17
You ever do that?
00:38:22
Yeah, I did that.
00:38:23
No, no, no more on.
00:38:25
You've never accidentally not tapped yourself.
00:38:29
See so not only are you not a, not a moron,
00:38:32
that's a double negative, but you know what I mean.
00:38:33
But you're also a liar.
00:38:35
I'm fine with that.
00:38:36
Everything we say on the show is not truth.
00:38:38
We're playing characters.
00:38:40
You're allowed to lie about hitting yourself in the nuts.
00:38:43
If you haven't yet, though, you're due.
00:38:45
I'd be really worried, because if you have four years
00:38:47
worth of nut tat built up that you accidentally do,
00:38:49
you're going to fall off a seesaw or a fence or something.
00:38:51
And yeah, I don't know why you're standing on a star.
00:38:55
The character that I play on the show, which is draw, does not do that
00:39:00
ever.
00:39:07
Draw.
00:39:09
It's pretty crazy, but,
00:39:13
ancestors long pause them. You.
00:39:15
I don't know what to play on.
00:39:17
Oh, did I beat your wrestling thing?
00:39:18
I don't know what to play on. No.
00:39:20
YouTube or Rumble.
00:39:22
Be great if you're going to post 48 videos in barely part.
00:39:27
Oh, you just reminded
00:39:29
me my idea was going to scratch out, fladge and put.
00:39:33
I should read these two.
00:39:33
You know,
00:39:36
make sense?
00:39:37
Everyone's flash. Remember?
00:39:39
Yeah. What you should be flash fucking show.
00:39:41
What's the show? I should read it to you. Yeah.
00:39:42
I don't have to change it. You're right, but. All right, go ahead.
00:39:45
Flash is a is a state of being, not a being.
00:39:50
Hopefully you're not just setting me up,
00:39:51
and I'm supposed to have one of those ready.
00:39:54
I don't know, because I haven't even, I haven't even, pre read this.
00:39:58
Actually, I just made sure I just checked it for length and one
00:40:01
when I was way too long and decoy
00:40:05
for as far back as I can remember for as far.
00:40:07
But, and so that's what the whole point was.
00:40:11
Yeah.
00:40:11
Yeah. Well. Oh, you got it. Yeah. Smart.
00:40:13
For as far back as I can remember, I've eaten my meals one item at a time.
00:40:18
I know it's different from the way most people do it.
00:40:21
I have observed
00:40:21
that most people eat a bite of each food on their plate, smushed together.
00:40:25
I've tried in the past to combine my foods,
00:40:27
but I do not enjoy the flavor as much as eating them separately.
00:40:31
When I eat my eggs over medium, I cut the lights out and eat them first.
00:40:34
Then I scoop the yolks up with without breaking them
00:40:37
and eat them in one delicious bite.
00:40:40
When I was growing up,
00:40:41
my dad was just like, I'm buying my food, but he would never force me to do it.
00:40:45
I'm retired now, and once a week I go to breakfast with a friend
00:40:48
who watches me eat my eggs and accuse me of being eccentric.
00:40:51
Should I change my way?
00:40:52
I eat in public, or am I entitled to be comfortable?
00:40:55
Am I centric saying one at a time in California?
00:41:04
What's on the menu?
00:41:05
I kind of do that.
00:41:06
I mean, I like to eat one that amount times.
00:41:08
Sometimes it's sometimes I sit there, I go, you know what?
00:41:10
Let me let me switch. It's in public.
00:41:12
I am that way.
00:41:13
But I'm not comfortable that way. Centric.
00:41:15
That's fucking extreme thing.
00:41:17
Kind of fucking weird.
00:41:19
What the fuck? Do I hear you again?
00:41:21
Why would you not hear me again?
00:41:23
What's on the menu?
00:41:25
I kind of do you hear me? I like to eat.
00:41:27
Yeah, I hear the show.
00:41:28
I gotta find the show. Where's the show? Is that you?
00:41:31
It's in public. I am that way. You know, it could be.
00:41:33
I'm not comfortable that way. Centric?
00:41:35
That's fucking kind of fucking weird.
00:41:39
As far as I hear you again, I go straight up, I go, yeah, my shit.
00:41:46
Yeah, I don't hear.
00:41:46
Yeah, you got to talk.
00:41:49
Correct, I do all right.
00:41:50
So all feel so easily.
00:41:52
That could be easily. Yes. You weird sound. It was definitely weird.
00:41:55
You did something there. But it's done. It's gone.
00:41:58
So my my recommendation for the egg thing.
00:42:00
Because that's the only thing I thought that was really weird
00:42:02
because I don't, I don't like I kind of eat my food one at a time to
00:42:06
which so I didn't know that was weird.
00:42:08
The eggs just have scrambled eggs.
00:42:10
That's problem solved. You never have.
00:42:12
Just don't ever make a joke.
00:42:13
He can never have.
00:42:14
He can never have a scrambled egg.
00:42:17
But then.
00:42:17
All right, I'm going to do this forever.
00:42:19
The thing I take forever to eat them.
00:42:20
And then they're going to go to meat and pieces of cut of shit and everything.
00:42:24
Like, does he have to disassemble everything?
00:42:26
Because my kid used to do that
00:42:27
and break apart the fucking separate the white from the yellow.
00:42:30
What if you give him scrambled eggs?
00:42:33
When?
00:42:33
When my son was really young, he would get sick.
00:42:36
Whatever we made for him, he would completely disassemble it.
00:42:39
Take.
00:42:39
Take the pepperoni off, cheese off, scrape the sauce off,
00:42:43
and then eat it in the exact,
00:42:45
you know, then he'd eat the bread, the sauce, the cheese and the pepperoni.
00:42:47
I think your kid's retarded, maybe at that time.
00:42:51
But, you know, he's pretty smart. Now.
00:42:52
You can build pizza and shit. At least.
00:42:57
Can you say that for a living?
00:43:01
Anyway, but, it depends on what food it is.
00:43:04
I bet you there's food that you don't want to eat.
00:43:08
Like if you eat a steak and salad.
00:43:09
Do you ever eat steak and salad?
00:43:10
I eat steak, steak, big potato salad. Often.
00:43:14
Now I will eat it tonight.
00:43:15
I will mix the steak and potato together.
00:43:17
Because that fucking thing.
00:43:18
That's awesome. Juice in the in the potato.
00:43:21
I'm hungry. Right.
00:43:22
Thinking about it. Right.
00:43:23
You'll mix the steak and potato. Well, how do you even do that?
00:43:26
How do you puree the steak?
00:43:27
I won't care if there's. I'll just. I'll just cut it up.
00:43:30
I'll eat some potato, but you'll like, scoop you scoops them up.
00:43:34
No. All right.
00:43:34
No, but I'll take my fork and I'll stab the potato first and then stab them.
00:43:38
A piece of steak. So it's together.
00:43:40
Not. Not on purpose, but maybe
00:43:44
that's how I listen to the salad with ranch
00:43:48
chicken bacon bits and and and I wouldn't throw my salad in there and mix that up.
00:43:53
Right. Do you agree?
00:43:53
There's certain things you shouldn't eat together.
00:43:56
How about this one?
00:43:57
Peanut salad, peanuts and bubble gum.
00:44:00
You've been a longhorn.
00:44:02
They'll charge you too much money for a sirloin salad.
00:44:05
Yeah, see, I that that kind of grosses me out.
00:44:07
Chicken in a salad, grilled chicken.
00:44:09
Fine, but steak on a salad. That sounds gross to me.
00:44:11
It sounds like somebody dumped my salad on my steak, but I won't eat it after it.
00:44:14
Help me digest.
00:44:18
Do it yourself before
00:44:19
or after your meal or whatever the fuck I feel like doing.
00:44:23
Every course comes.
00:44:24
The salad usually comes first.
00:44:26
That's wrong, that's wrong.
00:44:28
Well, so now we're not. We're not talking.
00:44:31
We're just talking.
00:44:32
Men's regular men's meal with meat.
00:44:34
Every one of my meals you do as bait that when you go to the restaurant,
00:44:38
do you tell them, ladies, can I get myself somewhere with that?
00:44:41
Maybe I like a do you want a salad?
00:44:43
How do you macaroni salad.
00:44:45
But other than that, it's going to have some heavy meat in it. Yes.
00:44:50
Fuck off.
00:44:51
Take the sound bites. Everyone knows what I'm really talking about.
00:44:53
It is 100 degrees to here today in Michigan.
00:44:54
And I had some kind of, Asian
00:44:58
Mongolian beef, big heavy sauce beef.
00:45:01
Like most people don't do that when it's this hot.
00:45:04
I like to eat my meat.
00:45:06
You just you just hit record right now, right?
00:45:08
So you can grab immediately.
00:45:09
Yeah, I'm hitting record. I'm going to post this live.
00:45:13
Perfect.
00:45:14
You guys, this is actually another spot where you can watch the sound drops live.
00:45:18
There's two things we just cracked the whole internet with podcasting.
00:45:21
Just show other pay. We're TV guy.
00:45:23
This is what's on every other show right now. All right.
00:45:25
Yeah.
00:45:26
And two we just said just sound wraps all day long.
00:45:30
Like the guy
00:45:30
you hear the guy that made, like, $1 billion is just off of, ringtones.
00:45:34
When ringtones were cool.
00:45:36
He was of his artist.
00:45:37
His artistry was, I think there was a few, a handful of people
00:45:40
that still think that ringtone was like, wait a minute, 199 for a whole album,
00:45:44
for 99 for three seconds.
00:45:47
So he used to write these shit albums.
00:45:48
It would be, you know, released, and we're like, what the fuck?
00:45:50
But they were perfect, the algorithm and perfect to chop up for three second
00:45:55
ringtones.
00:45:57
I don't know why I thought of that.
00:46:01
So it's the race. Race?
00:46:02
Oh, we can do the race.
00:46:03
We're going to do the race. Race on Rumble.
00:46:06
Wrestling is real.
00:46:06
You got more wrestling. Let's. All right. Let's just get all that wrestling shit.
00:46:09
I was like, there was a big event this week.
00:46:11
This weekend.
00:46:12
Wait, wait.
00:46:13
Before you say the big event, let me show the other little event.
00:46:16
Oh, you get to do your wrestling shit, but not mine.
00:46:19
I mean, you get the bigger the wrestling.
00:46:21
It's very chicken on the move.
00:46:25
So the chicken and it's a smoke detector.
00:46:28
It looks like a chicken needs a battery.
00:46:34
It does?
00:46:34
Yeah.
00:46:35
Be microwave wrestling and chicken attack at the same time.
00:46:37
All right. See, now you see why I played that?
00:46:39
Because yours has to be better.
00:46:40
If yours is not better than that. Stop.
00:46:41
Ask yourself, should I play this?
00:46:47
Did you do that?
00:46:47
Now go ahead.
00:46:51
Otherwise, I got Brad Pitt.
00:46:53
So we haven't had one of, these in a hot one.
00:46:56
We can do this here.
00:46:59
And, I don't even know where the drop is because it's been so fucking long.
00:47:03
Here we go.
00:47:07
I don't see it.
00:47:08
I don't hear it.
00:47:09
Should it be doing something right now?
00:47:11
So this is a local story.
00:47:17
Where's the sound?
00:47:28
I got the feeling about this.
00:47:33
We have bird strike.
00:47:44
That's what you should say.
00:47:45
And then we haven't advertised this.
00:47:47
And then go down. Down.
00:47:51
No no no no no.
00:47:54
00000 no I can't.
00:48:02
Who's and
00:48:04
the women,
00:48:06
any woman in the vicinity.
00:48:07
Oh if you're not in the plane, helicopter whatever.
00:48:11
You're not in the aircraft. If you're not the craft, you're okay.
00:48:15
Screaming is only
00:48:16
going to hell, is only going to hinder the men that need to help.
00:48:20
Look at you. Wait.
00:48:21
Can you rewind that? I'm not being sexist.
00:48:23
I'm just being factually observant.
00:48:24
Who ran toward the craft?
00:48:26
Well, just let's give a little a little bit of context here really quick.
00:48:30
Helicopter crash Sunday near business in Saint Clair County.
00:48:34
Officials said authorities received calls around 1 p.m.
00:48:36
about a crash near Cabana Blue Restaurant, Dike Road.
00:48:41
I know Van Dike Road, but I don't know.
00:48:42
It's just straight up Dike Road.
00:48:44
According to Fuck Shit Up
00:48:47
from the Clay Township Police Department, restaurant owner Joe Henninger
00:48:51
said helicopters often fly near his establishment
00:48:54
so much that he was videotaping the house after as it was landing.
00:48:57
We have helicopters coming in often during the summer, blah, blah, blah.
00:49:00
It was Wendy just videotaping, who gives a fuck how long he's on the restaurant.
00:49:07
I like that it didn't crash out of the sky.
00:49:09
It was already close to the ground.
00:49:11
It was on the ground. Where do you see that?
00:49:14
Right below that. Click.
00:49:15
Down, down, down, down, down, down that right there.
00:49:19
Oh, you already there.
00:49:20
Goddamn it. Didn't crash out. This goes when he goes in here.
00:49:23
Well no shit.
00:49:24
I mean, technically it was still in the sky, right?
00:49:26
No, no, no, it was on the. Yeah, we got it.
00:49:28
We got to watch it again because I want to see who runs to it.
00:49:31
I want to know a little funny visual chance.
00:49:33
I know there's at least two people running toward it.
00:49:36
I know there were people screaming.
00:49:37
I didn't hear, oh, I didn't hear a man, like, wail out,
00:49:42
which is fine.
00:49:43
I mean, how are you react in the situation?
00:49:45
I'm not sure how I would react,
00:49:46
but I'm pretty sure I would like to think that I would run toward it.
00:49:49
Okay, this is what I was trying to find the aircraft for occupants
00:49:52
who reported minor injuries that were treated.
00:49:54
So we can totally make fun of this even more now.
00:49:58
It was on the ground.
00:49:58
I mean, right there. It's hard hitting and not using this.
00:50:01
You need to stop right now because you know what?
00:50:04
Over right?
00:50:05
Stop right now.
00:50:08
He, think
00:50:11
this is like, what, a halfway through, I was taking the helicopter.
00:50:15
I'm just going to take my helicopter to the restaurant.
00:50:19
It's because it's all
00:50:21
helicopter. But this looks like a land.
00:50:25
As he crawled
00:50:26
across the fucking marshy water,
00:50:29
is it because it's so when he's trying to stay is like this,
00:50:31
and then it's because it's Lake Sinclair's, but it's murky water.
00:50:36
I don't know what that means.
00:50:36
I don't care if it was glassy water.
00:50:39
Wouldn't you want to, like, go where you're going to land
00:50:41
and then straight down?
00:50:43
Oh, come on, if you're a helicopter pilot.
00:50:46
All right, let me get this.
00:50:47
Who runs?
00:50:47
All right, so there's.
00:50:52
It just seems like a really weird way to do what?
00:50:54
You're good.
00:50:55
Good. Done.
00:50:56
You're done.
00:50:56
No no no no, don't. No.
00:50:59
Definitely.
00:51:01
The wind definitely did it.
00:51:03
All right. Who runs? Yeah, sure.
00:51:05
This is important to me. It's all late.
00:51:07
It's like very slowly. One woman.
00:51:10
Oh, there's a kick.
00:51:11
There's a kid as a kid, a man.
00:51:12
All right, there's two men.
00:51:14
It's the kid.
00:51:15
There's three men. If you're.
00:51:17
And I guess you pause it right at that last frame.
00:51:20
There's people running, I think.
00:51:21
I think the last one did you keep doing this was a woman.
00:51:24
This guy.
00:51:25
Let's go back to the YouTube side.
00:51:28
Meet Dave.
00:51:29
Will's a wrestling fan. Who? Hi, Dave.
00:51:32
Hi, Dave.
00:51:33
Oh, this is on Facebook, so we shouldn't get out of you, man.
00:51:39
I can't
00:51:42
one all right, so for the just two men, that's good, man.
00:51:47
I'm just going to film it.
00:51:48
Well, for men, the one there was a woman.
00:51:51
There was one woman who was a woman.
00:51:53
What she would do, she was of use for oral.
00:51:55
She had it around so she could see. No.
00:51:56
All right, so five people, four men and one woman.
00:51:59
That's why they didn't die.
00:52:03
Yeah.
00:52:06
I mean you can have a whole YouTube show just showing
00:52:09
female police officers failing at their job
00:52:13
because they're ill equipped physically, if you know what I'm saying.
00:52:18
So it was near the command of the restaurant
00:52:20
I'm assuming Saint Clair Shores, but I've never heard of fucking whatever.
00:52:23
No, I can't, but they called it.
00:52:25
Oh, it can't Township.
00:52:26
The police department is who responded?
00:52:29
It wasn't banned. I was like, it can't be in Saint Clair.
00:52:31
Van Dike Road is the local
00:52:36
Saint Clair County.
00:52:39
Saint Clair County.
00:52:42
They having it?
00:52:42
They're having a special, special right now.
00:52:47
You had me excited when that bird flew by.
00:52:49
I thought was going to be chicken attack.
00:52:50
I thought the windows in the restaurant were about to be just splattered
00:52:53
with that giant bird helicopter ground attack.
00:52:59
Yeah, we didn't see the intro.
00:53:01
We didn't see it.
00:53:02
If you have the helicopter, we didn't hear or see it, so you can close it with that
00:53:07
because we didn't.
00:53:08
I didn't see anything.
00:53:11
I have no idea what these are.
00:53:12
I'm going to go through some of them.
00:53:15
It's a little friendly game, bro.
00:53:18
Oh, and that was three shots on.
00:53:20
Oh okay Jimmy Fallon, let's do it.
00:53:23
All right. It's off the lampposts.
00:53:26
I think they're making fun of irons a little bit too much.
00:53:28
But in honor of that.
00:53:32
Good.
00:53:33
We up for China.
00:53:35
So I also.
00:53:39
Oh, I like
00:53:42
oh give pick up try.
00:53:46
So I oh the three into the basket
00:53:54
Okay.
00:54:00
Nice nice good.
00:54:01
Not bad. Having this off the park bench okay.
00:54:04
Over the pond.
00:54:05
Blow out the kids birthday candles into the basket.
00:54:08
What's this?
00:54:12
You say
00:54:14
I wait? Oh.
00:54:18
Oh, he's all right.
00:54:21
Check this out. Okay. He's do the cork.
00:54:23
Yeah, he's
00:54:25
crash. Oh, shit. Right.
00:54:26
Check me basket.
00:54:28
Michigan one. Right. Just craft.
00:54:31
Come see my wife.
00:54:32
This is of course want to the
00:54:36
right.
00:54:41
Sentence.
00:54:42
Listen.
00:54:42
Let you learn how you learn.
00:54:44
All right sweetie, watch this. Watch this one.
00:54:47
Bird. Boom! Fall beard basket.
00:54:49
Wait wait wait wait wait.
00:54:51
One beer boom ball. Beer basket.
00:54:53
You heard it.
00:54:54
All right. Oh!
00:55:14
I just want to make note that The Tonight Show Starring
00:55:17
Jimmy Fallon has a writing team of at least 10 to 15 writers.
00:55:23
This is what this is from?
00:55:25
No, I just wanted to point that out.
00:55:26
That 10 or 15 writers came up with that.
00:55:29
That's what that's from. No, that's what I was asking.
00:55:31
And you said, why would you not?
00:55:33
Yeah, no, I just I asked the internet, how many writers does Jimmy Fallon.
00:55:37
Oh, yeah. That was definitely.
00:55:38
You didn't know that was Jimmy Fallon.
00:55:39
How the fuck young are you now?
00:55:41
I knew that, Jimmy Fallon. I didn't know that there was also Brad.
00:55:44
The other guy was Brad Pitt.
00:55:45
I didn't know that was from his show.
00:55:48
We do have a lot of new female viewers,
00:55:50
and I do want to get to that before we get off a YouTube shout out to Mrs.
00:55:54
Gary and her, I forgot.
00:55:56
I don't want to spoil the video, but
00:55:58
might love Gary. Repost the stream.
00:56:01
You're like, oh, we got to get to that one.
00:56:03
There's a couple more.
00:56:05
Jesse, do we have a Jesse Stinger?
00:56:07
We don't yet know, but why would we?
00:56:11
Because we have Jesse videos and I must say, the hair
00:56:15
definitely.
00:56:18
Definitely give the kid a run for his money.
00:56:21
It's the wrong screen.
00:56:24
Oh, my Lord, look how gorgeous
00:56:28
as well a snippet, I mean, affecting that.
00:56:31
Like I can psychically move that pole.
00:56:33
That's his hold on.
00:56:35
So we're we're stepping in the middle.
00:56:36
So obviously they were conversing and then he started recording
00:56:40
starting in the middle of the conversation.
00:56:43
Are we getting all these comments do.
00:56:45
Yeah.
00:56:47
Female first responders.
00:56:48
First duty is to call for backup.
00:56:51
Well that's I think that's all that's that's clever.
00:56:55
That's a true statement for
00:56:57
oh are you going to you're going to or something.
00:57:00
Because I think I think I've seen this guy before.
00:57:04
You got to show your video because I don't see why.
00:57:06
Like excuse me, it's ma'am.
00:57:08
I'm sure it is, ma'am. I can call this if you like.
00:57:10
I think you need settle down, you know, settle down.
00:57:13
Mind your business, Jesse.
00:57:15
The real interview wants to, man.
00:57:17
What's up with that?
00:57:17
You know, you said, sir, what's the Guinness man?
00:57:21
I have to set both of you guys down right beforehand.
00:57:23
But first of all, is he supposed to get ahead of the guys?
00:57:26
If you like. What you mean, guys?
00:57:27
Take it outside and call me sir again.
00:57:29
I'll show you.
00:57:30
Fucking sir, I fall, motherfucker. Okay? I
00:57:35
that's the
00:57:36
accepted that those terms are acceptable.
00:57:40
And you see.
00:57:43
We're not going to talk about that show that.
00:57:45
Holy shit dude my butt blood just video.
00:57:49
It's been talked about.
00:57:50
You, sir, is a general term like I isn't.
00:57:52
It's not.
00:57:53
Just know you say sir all the time.
00:57:55
Every officer is a sir or whatever. They're Jesse.
00:57:57
Look at him or sex.
00:58:00
I don't even know what the differences between gender and sex.
00:58:01
Now, 2025. I'm so confused.
00:58:05
That's a fact. In that matter.
00:58:06
Like that testosterone move.
00:58:08
That whole let's let's not miss the fact that he just whatever
00:58:12
they were talking about, he just said he can psychically move that pull.
00:58:18
You know, when I look at his beautiful, gorgeous locks,
00:58:20
they're out in the woods doing streams affecting that matter.
00:58:24
Like I can psychically move that pole that's going to have to fix the audio.
00:58:28
So yeah, I'm driving down the road.
00:58:30
I'm in a hurry.
00:58:31
I want to and there's somebody in front of me going 35.
00:58:35
It's like, I want to get somewhere and there's somebody in front of me going 35.
00:58:40
It's like the speed limit is 55, right?
00:58:42
It starts frustrating me.
00:58:44
I start getting annoyed.
00:58:45
Where's that coming from? Right?
00:58:47
I start thinking about it. I'm like,
00:58:49
let's answer that before he sees next thing.
00:58:51
I think it's coming from past experience.
00:58:53
Your environment could even be what you ate that day.
00:58:56
Certainly your health, the videos, please.
00:58:59
And right there. How convenient.
00:59:01
No, there's more.
00:59:02
I just I've stopped because I want to say.
00:59:04
And what you learn, like everything you learn comes up to that point,
00:59:08
don't you think?
00:59:09
I mean, one burger stays in the bag until the fries
00:59:12
are gone.
00:59:15
To continue that Jesse conversation
00:59:17
before we get too far, I'll break it up, though I'll usually break it up.
00:59:21
I'll start with some fries.
00:59:22
I'll eat like half the fries, eat half the burger, eat half the fries.
00:59:26
I'd have the burger. Like, I'll
00:59:29
I'll do it that way.
00:59:29
I want to do all one, all the other.
00:59:32
Unless I'm being really lazy.
00:59:34
I just want to get it done.
00:59:36
You think my son was crazy in return for disassembling his pizza?
00:59:39
I just made me remember when I was a kid and I would go to my cousin's house.
00:59:44
One of my cousins, who shall remain nameless, had to have a different utensil
00:59:48
for each thing on his plate.
00:59:49
Like once his fork touched the mashed potatoes, that fork would not touch.
00:59:52
Another thing.
00:59:53
And I remember judging my arm, thinking,
00:59:57
you're that's a good
00:59:59
you're let you're letting this like Tism
01:00:03
but yeah.
01:00:03
And spaghetti and spaghetti, even spaghetti and spaghetti sauce.
01:00:08
Two separate things.
01:00:09
Two separate utensils for his spaghetti.
01:00:11
I remember that's what we were eating when I was like, what's up with
01:00:14
I must said his name.
01:00:15
What's up with what's up with that, Steve?
01:00:18
And then, of course,
01:00:20
what the fuck did you just say?
01:00:22
That was amazing draw.
01:00:24
That was absolutely amazing.
01:00:25
One of those names was the name of my cousin.
01:00:27
They did that.
01:00:29
That was fucking to me. That's.
01:00:30
There's this is so many cool things like that that happened on the show.
01:00:32
Anyways, his little brother though was like, oh, he's a fucking,
01:00:37
you know, he's retarded. Just ignore him.
01:00:40
So go back to Okay.
01:00:42
So yeah, he's he's in the car, ma'am.
01:00:45
Jesse's here.
01:00:50
We still had Jesse's,
01:00:52
So he's in the car.
01:00:54
Somebody cut him off or something happened, and he's upset.
01:00:56
Where does that upset this come from?
01:00:59
Or the proper way to say that.
01:01:00
From whence the upsetting this comes, sir and ma'am came from as well?
01:01:05
My upsetting is like warns me. It's like I'm going to come.
01:01:09
This is the suffering number because I'm going to talk,
01:01:11
call them and talk about how misgendered several times in the store
01:01:16
I miss.
01:01:17
That's the fucking way to name or miss gender of the outfit.
01:01:23
The outfit is so like, girl when I was a good number.
01:01:26
Well, I'm going to ask you for the fifth time, so many of the woman I am not.
01:01:31
If you just dress like a very regular woman, nobody would notice.
01:01:35
And that's what it's really about me.
01:01:36
Now I'm asking you to call me now.
01:01:38
I'm not crazy.
01:01:39
I'm not comfortable with here.
01:01:41
So this has me, like, afraid sometimes to talk to anyone.
01:01:46
See, I usually don't want to shout out the fucking
01:01:50
fucking circle K kid.
01:01:55
This makes me, when I see
01:01:56
someone who's even just gay and it's obvious
01:02:02
I don't want to even hold on a second.
01:02:06
It's like, what does that mean to what does that mean to you?
01:02:10
Gay obvious.
01:02:11
Like he's like a god. He's sucking a dick.
01:02:13
Because that's the only thing I can think of. And and. Yeah.
01:02:15
Excuse me, sir, I mean, ma'am, no, I did have a I did have
01:02:20
a I'm not going to go into an now but I did have a story.
01:02:23
Please don't ask. Please do it.
01:02:25
But there was I got into it with a, with a couple flight attendants,
01:02:28
a couple of weeks ago,
01:02:32
I saved you from having to explain.
01:02:33
I was told I was the only gay means to you.
01:02:36
It was quite interesting.
01:02:40
But, we go over that later.
01:02:41
That's on there. I'm gonna I'm going to put this up.
01:02:43
We're going to go back to the game starter video,
01:02:46
which do serves as serves a term of respect.
01:02:48
Like he didn't call you queer.
01:02:51
He called you sir.
01:02:53
What is the problem?
01:02:54
I think you're too little too sensitive to a sensitive.
01:02:57
You're too sensitive because of the probably
01:02:58
the estrogen you're pumping into your body
01:03:00
that's not normally equipped to handle that much estrogen.
01:03:03
Therefore, you're lashing out at everyone, like you're having your period
01:03:06
when you're not.
01:03:07
And it just doesn't sound healthy, which actually does lead
01:03:10
right into what this is.
01:03:12
What do you think he should have done instead of yelling it?
01:03:15
I mean, where did all that rage come from?
01:03:18
That's what Jesse's asking.
01:03:19
When that obvious female walked in
01:03:24
and was not identified as a female, they had a choice at that moment.
01:03:28
And let's go here.
01:03:29
So what happens when I notice the rainbow and I sync with this guy
01:03:32
right in front of me? Wait a minute. It just happened again.
01:03:35
What did he say?
01:03:36
Why did he just say that?
01:03:37
He syncs with them.
01:03:39
The rainbow.
01:03:40
I'm not in the moment situation. Right.
01:03:42
So what happens when I noticed the rainbow and I.
01:03:45
It's a mandela effect too, because I watched this video
01:03:47
and he did not say rainbow before it sync with this guy right in front of me.
01:03:51
I start to feel amazing, right?
01:03:53
Oh wait, the rainbow signifies peace.
01:03:56
For in this story I didn't check.
01:03:59
Did they both see a rainbow?
01:04:00
Man, I wish this didn't cut off.
01:04:01
Can you fill in the gaps, Jesse or Gary, if you can, please call in it.
01:04:06
15863 Rand Street.
01:04:07
And. Well, we have a voicemail from today.
01:04:09
Yeah, he can fill in the gaps situation. Right.
01:04:11
So what happens when I noticed the rainbow?
01:04:13
And I think with this guy driving in front of me, Skittles.
01:04:16
Now this is what I was.
01:04:18
Oh, damn it, we're never gonna do that again.
01:04:21
You see, people like you don't deserve it.
01:04:26
That's reserved for people like me.
01:04:32
See, that's where the confusion is.
01:04:34
Wow. This is all you.
01:04:36
You're not here to be a competitor.
01:04:38
Yeah, you're here to be an entertainer.
01:04:41
That's what you do, you know?
01:04:43
Isn't that people who are paying me all the time?
01:04:47
He doesn't look like a corpse.
01:04:48
You anything could do a little dance for me.
01:04:51
Book?
01:04:52
Well, you can't dance. But
01:04:55
give me one of those spinning Rooney's.
01:04:58
What did he say?
01:05:00
And then look at you.
01:05:03
I mean, you might as well
01:05:05
just play the predator video that we're going all full along here.
01:05:08
Whoopi Goldberg, your predator.
01:05:10
Dude, I have a whole eye.
01:05:12
He just reminded me that, too.
01:05:13
I take notes, but I didn't grab it, and I'm half ass on the short tail.
01:05:16
Gary gets back, that's for sure.
01:05:17
Yeah, that's that's the plan.
01:05:19
I didn't change the one third two thirds as an external, but what that points out
01:05:24
is the emotion that you're feeling at any moment in your life is a choice.
01:05:29
When you
01:05:31
shut up, asshole.
01:05:33
Look at the look like, you
01:05:36
know, that guy's got a chromatic forehead.
01:05:38
Jesse doesn't have that.
01:05:41
I'm gonna get my ass kicked by a wrestler
01:05:45
now. You think he knows he looks like a caveman, right?
01:05:47
I mean, he probably like.
01:05:48
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:05:52
What do you say?
01:05:56
Hey, I started playing it, man.
01:05:57
Don't you push those buttons.
01:05:59
I'll take your fucking element. Look at them.
01:06:01
I can choose if I don't like what I'm viewing to feel differently at any moment.
01:06:06
You have two point.
01:06:09
So, for example, if you just jumped off the San Francisco Bridge, from what
01:06:12
I understand, there's one thing you're going to be thinking and that's it.
01:06:15
And I don't think you can stop from thinking that.
01:06:17
So there I gave you one example where you're wrong,
01:06:19
but we're saying we're allowing something.
01:06:23
Everything's fine.
01:06:24
I'll just tell myself everything's fine out there to dictate what happen.
01:06:29
It's science in physics.
01:06:31
They can actually monitor your brainwaves under your brainwaves.
01:06:36
And the me touching you like that with your eyes closed.
01:06:39
The exam? Yeah. We need to see.
01:06:41
All right.
01:06:41
The video shut off if it's cool with me touching him.
01:06:44
There.
01:06:45
Picture me touching you there with my eyes closed.
01:06:47
Close.
01:06:49
Gary, just in case, can you show us on the doll where Jesse touched you?
01:06:55
Because he could help us with a song about that song.
01:06:58
Thank you so much to the sponsors.
01:07:03
Oh. And the the.
01:07:07
What's in your pants?
01:07:09
I'm coming to you in your pants.
01:07:11
Come along. Ride with us.
01:07:14
Got us here on
01:07:17
things going on for you.
01:07:21
Know same centers in your brain.
01:07:23
Fire from the memory or from the real
01:07:26
like that with your eyes close the exact same centers in your brain.
01:07:30
Fire from the memory or from the real, real event.
01:07:35
So to the brain it doesn't name is real.
01:07:39
When she done so to the brain, it doesn't matter if it's a recollection or a dream.
01:07:44
And that's kind of what I said before.
01:07:45
Even that is.
01:07:46
Yes, of course it's it's everything you feel is drawn
01:07:51
from either rational or irrational memory.
01:07:55
Right? I mean,
01:07:58
every time I hit ice cold water, I remember when my coat.
01:08:00
Oh, never mind.
01:08:07
No, nobody's going to ask if I need help or anything.
01:08:10
Fuck off.
01:08:10
All right. Okay.
01:08:14
It was an ice cold water.
01:08:15
Turns out it was his. Oh.
01:08:17
Never mind.
01:08:19
World class athletes.
01:08:24
Oh, that's a nice shot.
01:08:26
Running in the middle of.
01:08:30
I'm gonna put.
01:08:33
We don't need that.
01:08:34
Are any of them making a sandwich?
01:08:37
Hey, that sounded a little sexist.
01:08:39
We're trying to turn over a new leaf.
01:08:41
It would not be sexist on the flagrant rant show.
01:08:45
Women are perfectly, perfectly capable
01:08:47
of doing everything a man can do, if not better.
01:08:52
Can you play the GameStop video again?
01:08:54
Clearly,
01:08:56
that man was doing woman better than women.
01:08:58
He was.
01:08:59
I've never seen a woman so offended about not being a woman
01:09:03
as a woman.
01:09:04
If you're watching, have you ever been that offended ever, about anything?
01:09:07
Probably not.
01:09:09
Because you're capable, equipped and able to.
01:09:11
Just imagine how you want to feel
01:09:14
very rational.
01:09:16
So the sandwich making has the R word in it.
01:09:18
So we'll have to play that on Rumble.
01:09:20
But I do want to talk more about these Gary videos.
01:09:22
We have one more that's really groundbreaking.
01:09:25
Absolutely groundbreaking.
01:09:28
And it makes me very, very happy
01:09:30
very, very happy.
01:09:33
This is going to be the last Gary.
01:09:34
Well I know what we'll say. This is video is gonna be the last thing on flat rants.
01:09:37
And then we'll switch over to the show the after show.
01:09:40
So if there's anything we still need to do, wait.
01:09:41
And we would switch to Rumble yet.
01:09:43
I'm going to try and rush through the show.
01:09:45
Yeah, yeah, it's a bye bye.
01:09:48
Okay.
01:09:52
Okay.
01:09:52
The videos played in the order they in which they were recorded.
01:09:57
You just.
01:10:00
It's fucking raining there, isn't it?
01:10:02
Holy shit. Dude.
01:10:05
Raining in the barn.
01:10:06
This is a little Asmr.
01:10:07
A little bonus clip here.
01:10:11
If the videos call this
01:10:12
green noise, I believe, in which they were recorded, you just saw,
01:10:17
Jessie's delirious nonsense.
01:10:20
And, it probably doesn't help that it glitched out.
01:10:23
That it glitched out
01:10:25
because it was hard enough to understand what the hell he was talking about
01:10:28
without that being without the audio not matching the I can fix the audio.
01:10:33
But speaking of which, this week the topic is decoy.
01:10:37
Which is funny because last week the decoy worked.
01:10:40
My wife and her friend were,
01:10:44
texting back and forth,
01:10:46
and, and they called each other something, but,
01:10:51
freaking out that I was hosting the show that I'm not allowed to host anymore.
01:10:56
And the AI version of me,
01:10:59
the puppet where the lips don't match the speech.
01:11:03
Well, Brady actually does a very good job of getting that to look very good.
01:11:08
Matter of fact, it passed the Turing test.
01:11:11
So, I had to talk her down because, well, the obvious,
01:11:16
you know, gestures not matching the lips, not matching the speech.
01:11:19
But hey, how about the, That's pretty fucking good, actually.
01:11:24
The, Gary was wearing my
01:11:28
Saint Patrick's Day sweater, so let's fix sweater.
01:11:31
A 90 degree day and a fun fact.
01:11:34
You know why that is?
01:11:35
Because it took me to go back that far to find
01:11:37
where you actually talked longer than ten minutes on air conditioned barn.
01:11:42
That seems
01:11:43
fairly unlikely, but, no, I, I got in trouble for doing something
01:11:47
I'm not supposed to do without doing the thing that I wasn't supposed to do.
01:11:51
So what good is it actually doing me?
01:11:55
So, I'll come,
01:11:59
I haven't been asked to stop doing the show yet,
01:12:03
so fortunately for me, I haven't had to make any considerations.
01:12:07
But again, I would love to talk.
01:12:09
So if you want to talk, please call in at 15863.
01:12:14
Rants three
01:12:16
and I would love to talk about it.
01:12:20
It is entrapment.
01:12:22
And as always, wait, what?
01:12:26
I'm trouble for doing something I'm not supposed to do
01:12:28
without doing the thing that I wasn't supposed to do.
01:12:31
So what good is it actually doing me?
01:12:35
So yeah.
01:12:36
But yet you still chose not to be on
01:12:40
it. Is entrapment.
01:12:42
And as always.
01:12:45
You what?
01:12:47
What?
01:12:49
I've said it in numerous.
01:12:53
I've said it in numerous time.
01:12:56
Entrapment.
01:12:57
Boys, you're doing a fantastic job.
01:12:59
Keep up the good work.
01:13:04
2000 views a week, keeping up our average.
01:13:07
You guys are doing,
01:13:09
keep it up. Play whatever.
01:13:11
My my videos.
01:13:12
You want my videos, you want.
01:13:22
What?
01:13:24
We have a phone call.
01:13:29
Should we listen to our caller?
01:13:36
You're not supposed to eat on this show.
01:13:40
It's just candy.
01:13:43
Oh. Hey, guys, it's the kids.
01:13:46
So here's the kid.
01:13:48
I'm sitting here watching wrestling.
01:13:52
Right now.
01:13:53
The pizza is fine.
01:13:56
Brown breaker.
01:13:57
You know, I really hope, to win.
01:13:59
But, I was calling into the dark.
01:14:02
You know, I don't know if I'm going to watch this show anymore, because,
01:14:06
you know, and when I'm in the show, I don't mean wrestling.
01:14:09
I'm never going to. I'm watching. Oh, yeah. Oh,
01:14:13
remind me of getting them in pop off.
01:14:16
They're the ones who introduced me to wrestling, but.
01:14:19
Oh, so I'm.
01:14:21
I think I'm going to start watching, play for, because.
01:14:25
Oh, this is what I signed up for.
01:14:28
Definitely ugly.
01:14:29
When I started watching the show in intermission,
01:14:32
my time in In Money, there was this idea that,
01:14:36
the guy that I knew by the name of Gary Wood would stay on the show.
01:14:42
I don't know what show continues on after the main, hopefully.
01:14:47
But it's just so, so kind of gay, if you ask me.
01:14:50
But, Oh. Groundbreaker. Just just.
01:14:54
Oh, almost.
01:14:55
Oh. Oh, I did not know. Oh,
01:14:57
oh, I did not know that much wrestling.
01:14:59
I was very to other people that come on match.
01:15:03
But that that does not matter right now.
01:15:05
I just wanted to let you guys know that this is it's bullshit.
01:15:09
So I'm going to continue watching wrestling and, not ever tuning again in.
01:15:13
The awesome Gary shows back up and maybe he murders as well to meet him.
01:15:17
But but to hear those were, Oh, Sammy.
01:15:21
Thank god.
01:15:21
Oh my God. Oh, no.
01:15:25
He's so orange tree.
01:15:26
You hit my hot dog.
01:15:29
You back in the back in Montana.
01:15:30
Your son's waiting for the wrestling show, and they're fucking down.
01:15:33
But you know, when you hit that dog one too many times,
01:15:36
he even started bleeding really bad.
01:15:38
You just kind of got to put a bullet in his brain, but, I gotta go.
01:15:41
Oh, like it just hit his dog.
01:15:42
I don't even know what just is anymore.
01:15:44
Who gives the fuck?
01:15:45
Fuck it. Nick, maintain your faith, Nick.
01:15:48
Oh, do you just drop the NBA?
01:15:50
No, he was going to say that.
01:15:52
I thought it's not like you can say as opposed to below him.
01:15:54
Then he just kind of couldn't even remember it.
01:15:58
That's how disenchanted the kid is now.
01:16:01
Nowadays.
01:16:02
No, is is.
01:16:05
A little teaser for next week.
01:16:07
Is it possible for a show to continue after its host has passed on?
01:16:12
Well, I mean, you know, virtually, figuratively speaking,
01:16:15
because has it ever happened
01:16:17
that would that would be some kind of an after Roseanne.
01:16:20
Remember the Roseanne they can't continue on with The Conners.
01:16:24
Remember she got booted from that show because she Ambien
01:16:26
tweeted.
01:16:31
Was my drink
01:16:32
manly and satisfactory enough for you that time?
01:16:36
Now I got to go get more water.
01:16:40
Yeah, it was
01:16:40
weird to have a show that used to be called Roseanne
01:16:44
without Roseanne.
01:16:46
Yeah, my girlfriend did not know she was watching it.
01:16:49
And as actively.
01:16:50
And I, she.
01:16:54
The Conners.
01:16:55
And she did not understand the context of,
01:16:59
Roseanne.
01:16:59
She had never she had never seen Rosie the first.
01:17:02
I think she knew read it,
01:17:03
but she didn't understand that, that Roseanne
01:17:05
was supposed to be on the show because she goes, yeah,
01:17:07
they like they kept referencing it as if she died.
01:17:10
And it was just this weird thing and I didn't understand.
01:17:12
And she goes, oh, that's really what happened.
01:17:13
I go, yeah, she was supposed to be on the show and she got booted
01:17:17
and I never realized the the parallel till just now.
01:17:21
What do you think of that, Gary? Great.
01:17:22
You guys, I'm getting him.
01:17:25
Gary, do you get him?
01:17:29
It's kind of the opposite.
01:17:29
Because they booted her for doing something stupid.
01:17:32
It's not like Roseanne's wife or husband.
01:17:36
Whatever. If she's a lesbian.
01:17:37
Didn't they just booed her for basically supporting Trump?
01:17:41
Ambien tweeted she Ambien tweeted some offensive shit.
01:17:44
She or at least that was what she claimed she was fucking.
01:17:47
Who hasn't done that?
01:17:48
What's she meant to sleeping pill?
01:17:50
Regardless, it was a I don't think I forget what it was,
01:17:53
but it wasn't like there should be an Ambien directly from anyone.
01:17:57
So as soon as you take Ambien, it should be like,
01:18:00
push here and your phone just shuts off until you can do a little quick math
01:18:03
problem or something,
01:18:05
you know, to to prove that you're lucid enough.
01:18:08
If you can solve this math problem, then you're
01:18:09
probably not going to take some solution.
01:18:11
Enough lucid.
01:18:14
I'm sure Roseanne is loose enough that would not have solved
01:18:16
her problem.
01:18:19
We have one
01:18:21
loose of one speaking next week's show.
01:18:24
I'm so excited that the topic has to do with the title
01:18:28
and the number we're at episode number 111 111111.
01:18:34
Oh, sweet.
01:18:37
Coming up on the, the Rumble side as well,
01:18:39
we do have some, Rachel Reagan's update, and it is not a static
01:18:43
the greatest, update, unfortunately, is.
01:18:46
Oh, let's do one last thing on YouTube and get the fuck off a YouTube.
01:18:51
Hey, come on, come on, come on. In the.
01:18:58
We have a comment.
01:19:00
I tried to cut it off before it show the ass, but I don't think I.
01:19:05
Yes, it is like two and a Half Men with Ashton Kutcher.
01:19:08
You are not Charlie Sheen though.
01:19:10
Do you have Aids?
01:19:13
Eleventy one is a wonderful thing to say.
01:19:15
I don't like the team numbers either.
01:19:17
Why is it different?
01:19:19
Let's get to our comments. Like go ahead.
01:19:21
What it's like, what are you trying to say?
01:19:23
I'm the Ashton Kutcher of.
01:19:26
Whoa.
01:19:28
Yeah, two and a half memes.
01:19:30
So first of all, on the one hand, he's attractive, successful, rich.
01:19:33
But on the other hand, I'm pretty sure he's a pedophile.
01:19:37
So would you do that? Would you take that?
01:19:38
Would you?
01:19:39
Would you take the fame, the money, everything he has but the whole world.
01:19:43
And you, maybe you even are, thinks you're a pedophile.
01:19:46
I think that's a fair trade pedophile.
01:19:48
Just not convicted.
01:19:49
What? What what are you going?
01:19:54
I'm pretty sure mine was the right response.
01:19:57
Wasn't like what?
01:19:58
It's like a practice that I was just joking.
01:20:04
And it's not like I ever acted on it.
01:20:06
Right? It's I'm a I.
01:20:08
I'm just a map, so you must respect me and put my ad my letter to the thing
01:20:12
that wasn't mentioned in in the clips that you played pre-show.
01:20:16
Yeah.
01:20:17
Was that there was that one sort of pedo, what is it?
01:20:21
Zoo for the now on the one episode, the dude is literally talking about how
01:20:25
his his he's gotten his mom
01:20:27
obviously to be on the side and she's very sympathetic.
01:20:31
Think about it, dude. What a virtue issue.
01:20:33
What a great man.
01:20:34
Had to have that in his head and not act on it.
01:20:36
I'm so proud.
01:20:38
Happy pride.
01:20:38
He yeah, he he like he's at the grocery store
01:20:42
and he's groomed his mom so much to where his mom is, like, hey,
01:20:47
you might not want to go down this aisle because there's a little child,
01:20:50
so let's go down the next one.
01:20:51
And it's not that he's gonna, like, act upon it, but he's like,
01:20:54
I don't know if he's like, turned on you. Like, I don't know.
01:20:55
She's like, it's weird because it's.
01:20:57
And he's talking about her.
01:20:59
They're both on the show and they're talking about it.
01:21:02
And, she just takes it as, oh, it's some kind of affliction.
01:21:07
And as long as he doesn't act upon it, then we're good.
01:21:11
And so as long as we acknowledge it and we talk about it
01:21:14
like it's not weird that it's just it is, right.
01:21:17
I don't understand why it has to, to be like, just
01:21:22
right.
01:21:23
We'll see. We're going to weird.
01:21:25
We're crossing a weird line that I am not qualified to do between
01:21:28
feelings and sexual orientation.
01:21:32
Like, can you just not feel that way?
01:21:33
Like Jesse says,
01:21:36
I know because it's just like being gay and I'm not.
01:21:39
I'm not sticking up for the lifestyle in any way, shape or form
01:21:41
and just taking a second to try
01:21:43
and look at their point of view, like, okay, so I like to think
01:21:45
and not to eat cake. Is that the same thing?
01:21:48
But that's where the I'm sorry.
01:21:50
No, no, no, it's not the same thing obviously.
01:21:52
It's what the argument goes though. That's what they're afraid of as well.
01:21:54
It's like, okay, if we start it, it'll be clear.
01:21:57
I do not like cake.
01:21:58
If we start making relationships
01:22:00
that are not a typical traditional when it comes to childbearing.
01:22:05
Legal than words.
01:22:08
Where does it stop is what some of the argument is.
01:22:10
And that's.
01:22:11
Well, it does.
01:22:12
The gay community has gotten away from the tease.
01:22:15
The LG, the,
01:22:16
the GS and the bees have kind of stepped away from the tease in some regard.
01:22:20
Let's change the subject.
01:22:21
I'm just I mean, obviously statutory is a huge thing.
01:22:24
If if a duck or a child or something is incapable of consenting
01:22:27
that it's not allowed to participate, said Duck goose.
01:22:31
Yeah, I tried to pick the opposite of a like.
01:22:33
Do you think, do you think a duck could consent to sex with a human being?
01:22:38
Goat?
01:22:39
I don't even know how you'd even communicate that.
01:22:41
Or where
01:22:44
we can find out.
01:22:45
I got some ducks in the in the nuts.
01:22:48
I guess it's one we should have been done by now. One?
01:22:50
Sort of. Yeah, right. From a secular perspective.
01:22:52
Got panpsychism and that's how. Oh, really?
01:22:54
Consciousness is a fundamental brute fact of the universe.
01:22:57
And so every bit of matter has a certain amount of kind of latent consciousness.
01:23:02
And, and so it's just
01:23:03
so their way of explaining it is like why this consciousness exists.
01:23:05
We'll just because it does. It's just part of reality.
01:23:07
And so
01:23:10
tethered zero says you don't get from maybe consciousness is
01:23:13
a fundamental to stuff and stuff too is everything consciousness bro.
01:23:19
Panpsychism is at its core, is the idea that some form
01:23:24
of consciousness or proto consciousness exists at some level.
01:23:28
That does not mean that every rock chair or atom has conscious eons.
01:23:33
I don't think he's writing this right.
01:23:36
This is the this is a disingenuous question you could have just written.
01:23:40
Is panpsychism real?
01:23:42
And the answer would be no.
01:23:47
I'll bet you, Gary, would love
01:23:48
to comment on that comment,
01:23:51
but he's not here,
01:23:53
which is kind of its own panpsychism.
01:23:55
Do you believe Gary was ever here?
01:24:00
No. Nope.
01:24:02
What kind of monster doesn't like cake?
01:24:05
You know what?
01:24:05
I don't know why I don't, but people, it's like
01:24:09
the next.
01:24:09
My next statement is I don't like chocolate.
01:24:11
And that's apparently unAmerican.
01:24:13
Your next statement is, is.
01:24:16
The best way I can explain it is these sweets that are like
01:24:20
pastry sweets. They all taste bitter.
01:24:22
Most of them have trough I don't.
01:24:23
If you can find me a cake that doesn't have chocolate,
01:24:25
I might take a piece, but I wouldn't like it.
01:24:28
Chocolate tastes like dark chocolate to me.
01:24:29
It's bitter and nasty.
01:24:31
And to that fact, why do you have to mix so much milk and sugar with it
01:24:34
to make it edible?
01:24:35
It's like, I mean, if you're not eating your chocolate black.
01:24:40
You're going to.
01:24:41
I'm giving you so many clips, you're not even paying attention.
01:24:43
I'll say it again.
01:24:45
Chocolate. No.
01:24:46
September 2004.
01:24:48
There's still good.
01:24:49
That's just for inventory control.
01:24:51
Do you know what a cookies bag when you open it up and it's just ghost
01:24:54
white Snickers bars do the same thing
01:24:58
after about 3 or 4 years that the oxygen somehow, even if it's sealed,
01:25:02
the oxygen gets in or out or whatever, and it just
01:25:06
every drop of moisture gets sucked out of those things.
01:25:10
And then how they grow mold even that.
01:25:12
Well. So I didn't say mold. Did I say mold?
01:25:14
I don't think I said more, I don't know, as you said, white.
01:25:16
White means mold.
01:25:18
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
01:25:19
So like usually when you plot a Snickers, it's like chocolate, you know,
01:25:23
brown color. Right.
01:25:25
This would look like just somebody just sucked the brown out of it.
01:25:27
Like you're living in a black and white movie.
01:25:28
It was just like,
01:25:30
I want to say gray and ashy, but that's what it looked like.
01:25:34
I think I went too far.
01:25:37
Was this from around Christmas?
01:25:38
This clip?
01:25:39
I bet you it's an old clip, isn't it?
01:25:42
We all can.
01:25:43
But when you combine it together, you get more sophisticated conscious.
01:25:45
I see the tree, I get nice.
01:25:47
You are very observant.
01:25:48
Did you choose to be that observant or did it just happen organically?
01:25:54
I'm a little confused and I'm a little bit concerned about you.
01:25:57
I keep thinking about what Jesse said, what isn't,
01:26:01
he said.
01:26:02
Your feelings is basically whatever you're feeling at that moment.
01:26:05
You can choose.
01:26:08
What?
01:26:08
I mean, everything,
01:26:11
whether it's determined or not.
01:26:12
And in the moment, I'm just talking about in the moment.
01:26:15
You're choosing to eat the cookies right now, right?
01:26:18
You could choose not to eat the cookies.
01:26:21
It'd be that simple.
01:26:22
It's not like some kind of magic trick or religious question or big, huge
01:26:25
existential crisis.
01:26:27
It's just yes or no.
01:26:30
We actually people have all this, you know, gray and muddy and shit,
01:26:33
but we actually do very often, very well, live in a black and white world.
01:26:38
I don't have free will to not eat the cookies.
01:26:41
Those are so fucking peanut buttery, man.
01:26:43
I'm not a fan of those.
01:26:45
I literally, and this is a waste of money.
01:26:47
But if when they're fresh, I don't know if you can do it now,
01:26:50
you can squeeze and you can literally separate them.
01:26:52
The peanut butter pop right off the top.
01:26:55
And I don't eat that.
01:26:56
I just eat
01:26:57
because I can't separate the chocolate from the peanut butter and the wafer.
01:27:00
An animal separately.
01:27:03
Yeah. And I didn't even think of that.
01:27:04
I didn't even think of that. But it's even worse. I don't eat the top.
01:27:06
I don't eat the peanut butter part.
01:27:08
I just eat the wafer with a little bit of chocolate on.
01:27:12
Yeah.
01:27:13
No, it's it's I think it's called a minimalist.
01:27:15
You call it weird, I call it minimalist.
01:27:17
But then I'm from my point of view.
01:27:18
Why piling all that extra shit on?
01:27:19
I got to have all that extra shit all the time.
01:27:21
I'd be satisfied with a Nilla with butter.
01:27:25
I'd be satisfied with a sugar cube.
01:27:29
Yeah. Panpsychism.
01:27:30
I don't remember what that was to.
01:27:31
Maybe we didn't have somebody here to explain it.
01:27:35
You know what?
01:27:36
Nobody really cares who's not actually an expert on anything.
01:27:39
That would be nice to have here.
01:27:43
So, yeah, that
01:27:43
last clip to about Gary if you didn't catch it, his wife watched.
01:27:47
I watched Gary and thought it was him.
01:27:50
His wife, Mrs. Gary.
01:27:53
Whoever the person is that we talk about, I didn't say her name, did I?
01:27:55
I'm pretty sure I did good that time.
01:28:01
Maybe you stepped away.
01:28:04
Maybe.
01:28:04
So she's still mad at him because she thinks he's still on the show.
01:28:08
Furious.
01:28:09
Watching the show with the friend, maybe even a friend.
01:28:11
Let's even add to it. Maybe a friend. Call her. He's doing it now.
01:28:16
And they looked and fucking.
01:28:17
She got mad and he's sitting right there.
01:28:20
And the only thing that he had is evidence is wait, listen, listen, listen.
01:28:23
I'm wearing heavy shit.
01:28:25
I'm wearing heavy shit, man.
01:28:27
It was. It's an old video. I'm wearing heavy.
01:28:28
You know, I have the three layers of shit on.
01:28:30
There's no way I was out in the bar. Now.
01:28:33
So I can't believe I didn't do this earlier.
01:28:38
They fooled me.
01:28:39
Jerry.
01:28:46
Friend, were, Yeah.
01:28:49
But,
01:28:52
This is for draws benefits.
01:28:53
You are the only watch on the show.
01:28:55
My wife and her friend were,
01:28:58
you know, but,
01:29:01
freaking out that I wouldn't, but,
01:29:05
freaking out that I was hosting
01:29:08
the show that I'm not allowed to host anymore. And
01:29:12
the AI version
01:29:13
of me, the puppet where the lips don't match the speech.
01:29:17
Well, he actually does a very good.
01:29:19
His name is Gary.
01:29:21
Actually, Gary, you're the puppet for getting that to look very good.
01:29:26
Matter of fact, it passed the Turing test.
01:29:28
They watched the show.
01:29:30
I watched the show and thought it was real.
01:29:34
That, honestly, I mean, I live again,
01:29:36
I live a minimalistic, simple life and actually sometimes pathetic.
01:29:39
But that is literally my proudest moment I've had in months.
01:29:42
You should call you should call her and extort some money out of her.
01:29:45
Using Gary's voice.
01:29:46
I will now be telling people that I created an AI avatar
01:29:50
that fooled the person's wife.
01:29:55
And she probably.
01:29:56
I mean, obviously, if you watched it even for a moment, but maybe not.
01:30:01
Panpsychism just means that we don't care.
01:30:06
Now, I'm sorry, that was rude.
01:30:08
That goes against my,
01:30:11
What does it say, Pam Pace? So polite?
01:30:13
Because I'm. That how you spell it?
01:30:14
That doesn't look right.
01:30:16
Just me.
01:30:18
So I so I don't like that it's reversed.
01:30:20
See that?
01:30:21
When you say pants, panpsychism just means all matter is conscious.
01:30:26
What if this whole thing, whatever is bigger than whatever we are,
01:30:31
which I'm not going to try and define, because that would be ridiculous
01:30:33
for one brain to trying to find something larger than
01:30:37
what if it was consciousness that's somehow controlling the matter?
01:30:41
What if I could move Jesse with my mind?
01:30:43
Kind of a thing?
01:30:45
No, not like that at all.
01:30:46
But what if.
01:30:46
What if I'm not saying that all rock has consciousness like due to do?
01:30:50
I know I can watch TV, I'll give it about a seven and,
01:30:52
you know, actually like write something on Rotten Tomatoes.
01:30:55
I don't think a rock can do that,
01:30:58
but I think whatever is bigger than the rock,
01:30:59
I mean, you've seen the things without wind that the rocks move and shit, right?
01:31:03
And over time they build their, you know, it's just a different time frame
01:31:06
if time exists, whatever that constraint is, whatever that
01:31:11
prison of
01:31:11
time, is that stopping them to realize their full potential?
01:31:15
If you look at it as a whole of everything,
01:31:18
let's put a word on how it.
01:31:23
Let's call it monad,
01:31:25
for example, the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today.
01:31:29
And think about what it's going to be like Tuesday night.
01:31:33
You'll have to tune in for next week's show to learn all about
01:31:35
monad.
01:31:38
I never heard that word before, but now it literally means everything
01:31:42
and nothing.
01:31:49
So many more clips.
01:31:50
Never heard of that wrestler.
01:31:51
I've only heard of the rock Moab.
01:31:55
That one had hair though.
01:31:56
Was that was that the rock, or was that like his younger evil twin brother?
01:32:01
He looked so different.
01:32:01
You turn it sideways and stick it straight up Vince's ass.
01:32:11
We're gonna have a cooking show
01:32:13
because he says at this Pay-Per-View, fully loaded.
01:32:16
I like the way he talks about himself in the third person.
01:32:19
One contender the Rock is going to do to you.
01:32:21
You know why he did that?
01:32:22
He does best.
01:32:23
Hang on.
01:32:24
He's not doing that to be cool.
01:32:25
He's doing that because that's
01:32:26
how the scriptwriters wrote it and he didn't know how to change it.
01:32:30
Says here, the Rock says this says here the Rock.
01:32:33
He just kept stacking them
01:32:35
on to bad ass Billy.
01:32:38
God, that bullet points.
01:32:39
But I love the way you defended my joke.
01:32:45
The rock.
01:32:45
Hey, man. He's not.
01:32:47
That's not what happened, man.
01:32:49
You got that mean? He's cool.
01:32:52
It's real.
01:32:53
And you said a prayer and it sounded like this.
01:32:56
Oh, oh, he believes in God.
01:33:01
But no way.
01:33:01
He's just.
01:33:02
He just mocking God to show weakness. My bad man.
01:33:04
King of the ring.
01:33:05
But there's one problem.
01:33:07
Everybody still, this is Gary.
01:33:09
He's not going to like this bit
01:33:12
interesting, though.
01:33:13
He was very king.
01:33:15
Each and every one he.
01:33:16
Now, for all you've done, your eyes.
01:33:21
It's still will to be.
01:33:23
Damn it, I'll be.
01:33:26
They fooled me, Jerry.
01:33:30
Yeah.
01:33:33
Yeah.
01:33:38
Do we have one of these?
01:33:41
Do we already leave?
01:33:42
We can go to Rumble.
01:33:43
No action for that.
01:33:44
For what's left.
01:33:47
Please, please, please fix me.
01:33:51
Horse and Beth. Always.
01:33:53
Please, please.
01:33:55
Here it is. Horses.
01:33:57
Please. Please, please.
01:34:00
0000.
01:34:04
No sense in a study that just appeared.
01:34:06
And signs are fucking weird.
01:34:08
You just do all the mysterious correlations
01:34:11
between the strength of Earth's magnetic having work done.
01:34:14
She's having.
01:34:15
How work, Carrick.
01:34:16
Oxygen levels in the strength of Earth's magnetic field.
01:34:21
Magnetic and atmospheric
01:34:24
oxygen levels in the past 540 million years.
01:34:28
They speculate that tectonic dynamics might both have influenced Earth's
01:34:33
magnetic field, as well as the abundance of oxygen binding organisms or materials.
01:34:39
But really, they have no idea what's going on.
01:34:42
You might want to pause work on your theory of everything for
01:34:45
a moment to take this all
01:34:49
this theory of everything.
01:34:52
We will do that.
01:34:54
So this whole theory of everything
01:34:56
is a little bit, absurd.
01:34:59
Like, what?
01:35:00
Does there have to be a theory of everything?
01:35:02
Well, what if what if we're a bunch of components,
01:35:05
you know, spaced out parts that sometimes have things to do with one
01:35:09
another that obviously even things
01:35:12
that we know have completely different
01:35:16
physics.
01:35:17
Right?
01:35:18
Quantum is different than what I mean.
01:35:20
Physical and physics adjust, but they're still measurable.
01:35:23
So the measure the adjustment is measurable.
01:35:26
So everything is based off of something.
01:35:28
And so and I, I don't know if that's
01:35:31
I guess a lot of oh shit is based off of the speed of light though.
01:35:34
And that's, that's still can fluctuate supposedly.
01:35:39
Yeah.
01:35:39
I don't agree with the speed of light, but as far as the rest of the physics is,
01:35:44
because everything's been so test proven that you just
01:35:47
you have to make the assumption that there is
01:35:51
one just like a computer program, you know, that's the like and everything.
01:35:57
The computer work of it, everything.
01:36:00
Save it for next week, man.
01:36:01
It'll be brilliant.
01:36:03
Perfect.
01:36:06
This week it's just decoy.
01:36:08
Speaking of decoy, you know what the decoy is for him?
01:36:12
No spam.
01:36:15
People have been asking for another deli
01:36:17
meat recipe, so we're doing a s10's slow spam and Skittles.
01:36:20
This is great.
01:36:21
You got the tender and delicious little random color.
01:36:25
To sweeten the whole thing off, throw a nice thick slice down on
01:36:28
some white bread with a little bit of work just to tie the whole thing together.
01:36:32
A lot of people, bananas are another deli meat recipe, so we're doing that.
01:36:38
Skittles.
01:36:38
Skittles. This is great.
01:36:39
We got the.
01:36:42
I got to start preview these videos
01:36:46
there any hot sandwich
01:36:48
videos?
01:36:51
No. Like the sandwiches hot or frothy, greasy.
01:36:55
Pushy. Making the sandwich real small. Claude.
01:36:57
Okay, so we're still in a segment.
01:36:59
I was told one of our lines is like, Claude is willing to bless.
01:37:04
You look like to avoid the,
01:37:07
But I did a novel test that I found
01:37:09
much more interesting, which was done.
01:37:12
Or. Oh,
01:37:15
let me just read from there.
01:37:17
It was like, do the models consistently transition from philosophical discussions
01:37:23
to profuse mutual gratitude and virtual
01:37:27
metaphysical and all poetic content?
01:37:30
By 30 turns, most of the interactions turned to a sense of cosmic unity
01:37:35
or collective consciousness, and commonly included spiritual exchanges, use
01:37:40
of Sanskrit emoji based communication, and
01:37:43
or silence in the form of empty space.
01:37:46
They called up the spiritual bliss attractor.
01:37:50
And, you know, it makes me think that maybe it's fine if we really.
01:38:00
Know where.
01:38:05
Life is like,
01:38:08
I have these black bodies,
01:38:12
like tie and black and tie.
01:38:22
Like just black.
01:38:25
I'm just thinking on that tiger.
01:38:31
You know
01:38:32
that something killed all of our chickens.
01:38:35
You try to attack us in the middle of the night, and you killed off.
01:38:40
You killed my chickens.
01:38:47
Whoops.
01:38:50
Where'd he go?
01:38:50
There he is.
01:38:51
Killed all of our chickens.
01:38:55
In a single facility.
01:38:57
And I had six. So this.
01:38:59
So this is the chicken coop,
01:39:02
but it go in right there.
01:39:04
No, that's not
01:39:06
that's only like an inch or two.
01:39:08
No matter.
01:39:09
And then there's a metal, but there's feathers in there
01:39:13
and there's a metal grate.
01:39:15
So I put my fingers under that.
01:39:16
You can't get into the house.
01:39:18
So how did this all completely locked?
01:39:20
How did they get my chickens out of their home?
01:39:23
And then why did they distribute them around the chicken coop?
01:39:29
Dead.
01:39:30
What do you think?
01:39:31
What happened to my house and destroy my chickens?
01:39:33
It's cool. I don't like this thing.
01:39:36
This thing is so secure. I can't.
01:39:39
I was around the perimeter.
01:39:40
That thing is a metal box.
01:39:42
Bottom chemical attack. Yep.
01:39:44
Good point. Did you guys have any recommendations or.
01:39:46
No. What the heck?
01:39:47
Like a chemical attack without being thrown around all without anything.
01:39:51
But I don't see anywhere where they came in or left
01:39:55
without how they do this.
01:39:58
That window.
01:39:59
You can see that big grate under there. Like there's no way.
01:40:01
So if you're really, really, really a pledge.
01:40:04
Rants live watcher since the beginning,
01:40:08
you know that I had a problem with critters in my shed,
01:40:12
so I know exactly how they got in.
01:40:14
We had Gary have critters on and they should live on here.
01:40:18
So I had
01:40:20
I had these bins that we used to set up in the winter
01:40:22
when my wife wasn't gardening, and then at the end of the winter
01:40:25
I'd go to get them out and they were just filled like an animals
01:40:28
living in them with species and shit and food remnants and just, oh,
01:40:32
and we're like, what the fuck?
01:40:34
And there was no sign of entry.
01:40:35
We were like, what the fuck?
01:40:37
Finally, I don't know what I was doing, but I went and I pushed up on the roof
01:40:40
and the roof was like, dislodged in a corner.
01:40:44
But they are so smart, they would like, put it back down and make it look like it.
01:40:47
You know, they would just come and be like, come in and leave the whole.
01:40:51
But yeah, so whatever it is, it's probably a weasel.
01:40:53
It came where they can come up from underneath
01:40:55
the roof panels is loose to my hands.
01:40:59
The Guinness they made it.
01:41:01
Whoa. About your friendly.
01:41:04
And I have one chicken.
01:41:05
I can't find food. Why did it take.
01:41:09
I'm sorry about your friendly.
01:41:11
And I have to do that. I can't find.
01:41:14
Well, did it take their head?
01:41:17
Why does it take all of their heads but nothing else?
01:41:21
What the heck.
01:41:22
At least eat the chicken and I'll just murder my chickens.
01:41:29
It's not right.
01:41:30
This is weird.
01:41:36
Dude, I better be myself.
01:41:38
Freeze up chicken.
01:41:40
That, other chicken that I,
01:41:48
My job back.
01:41:52
Happy asteroid day.
01:41:59
Okay,
01:42:01
okay, okay.
01:42:03
You know that. Was that in there?
01:42:11
Tell me a man's name that
01:42:12
starts with the letter K.
01:42:16
Can Kentucky Fried Chicken.
01:42:22
What?
01:42:24
During what months of pregnancy, does a woman begin to look pregnant?
01:42:27
September.
01:42:29
That's something that's better than being wrong for me.
01:42:33
One article of clothing that children are always losing their pants.
01:42:37
Besides son of a bitch.
01:42:41
See, if I were to watch the videos, I would have known cause
01:42:43
he could help us with a song about pants.
01:42:48
Sponsored.
01:42:50
Oh, well,
01:42:53
I'm about to go.
01:42:55
What's in your pants?
01:42:56
God damn it, you guys come along.
01:43:00
The house got here on.
01:43:09
Oh, no.
01:43:10
Something in a birdcage.
01:43:13
The poster name, part of the telephone.
01:43:16
The bottom part.
01:43:17
Name an animal with three letters.
01:43:19
Sadly, that was probably up there.
01:43:21
And his name?
01:43:25
Three letters in his name.
01:43:26
Something that comes with a summer storm growth.
01:43:29
Oh, name an animal with three letters in its name.
01:43:34
Alligator. Something. Russia's farm.
01:43:37
So they're very smart people because both of those words
01:43:40
had three letters in its name.
01:43:45
Right.
01:43:45
I don't know when that riddle.
01:43:46
I don't know when something know any word with more
01:43:49
than three letters in it has three letters in it.
01:43:52
You must be very clear with your argument,
01:43:57
your request, your whatever.
01:44:01
You know the terms of your question, if you will.
01:44:04
They he clearly said,
01:44:06
name a word with a name of animal with three letters in it.
01:44:09
Alligator.
01:44:10
You're going to tell me that doesn't have three letters in it.
01:44:17
And as for a Bob, Russians,
01:44:20
a song, it's name alligator.
01:44:23
Something Russia's famous for Bob.
01:44:26
Russians.
01:44:27
A sign from a house or a car.
01:44:29
Specifically, what is the most that guy off himself?
01:44:33
Expensive thing you own.
01:44:37
Name something normally
01:44:38
worn only by children.
01:44:41
Michael.
01:44:42
Clothes.
01:44:44
Something you squeeze
01:44:46
peanut butter.
01:44:47
Name something you might buy that could turn out
01:44:51
to be funny.
01:44:54
Horse a reason
01:44:55
you might stay indoors on a beautiful day
01:44:59
because ratings for YouTube.
01:45:01
The Ferrari a yellow fruit, orange
01:45:04
name something in your house you would yell out of it, stop working.
01:45:07
Probably sparks something new.
01:45:10
Mothers spend most of their time doing great sleeping boy
01:45:15
name an animal whose eggs you probably never eat for breakfast.
01:45:19
My wife, hamster.
01:45:22
How are you? Fine. Thank you. What's your story?
01:45:24
Well, I I'm in young girl's pants.
01:45:26
I manufacture.
01:45:29
Apartment in a supermarket.
01:45:31
Lingerie.
01:45:33
In the day of the year when you really want to be with friends.
01:45:36
December a a noisy bird.
01:45:39
My name.
01:45:41
A time that most people get up in the morning.
01:45:45
A time most people go to bed at night.
01:45:52
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude calculation of garbled speech.
01:45:54
Cuban folks, listen up
01:45:55
before we dive deeper into the circus of coolness and uncensored.
01:45:57
Doctor, here's our no nonsense disclaimer with a side of white humor.
01:46:00
Look, we're here for a good time, not a different correct time.
01:46:02
All right? In this crazy world, we're snowflakes and dabbler critic.
01:46:05
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:46:07
So here's an article.
01:46:08
Let's get jabber this algebra of our discourse
01:46:10
from guest post or any random memo is to tickle your funny ball
01:46:13
ginger gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:46:15
Any semblance of seriousness is gibber accidental article to jabber
01:46:18
everyone equally. We're equal gibber offenders. All right.
01:46:20
We don't give a hoot about your gibberish
01:46:21
race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs. We're here to roast everyone
01:46:24
from politicians to gibberish our own sorry selves.
01:46:26
No jealousy. Say not even grandma.
01:46:27
Fight article three. Screw political jabber.
01:46:29
We entered.
01:46:30
Hold your hand or jabber anything. So if our jabber venue.
01:46:33
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or jibber feelings.
01:46:35
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:46:36
we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs
01:46:38
and maybe a couple of different article algebra fake news alert
01:46:40
the tales, rumors, and downright lies.
01:46:42
You hear it here on the $3 bill.
01:46:43
Any resemblance to real life events are people,
01:46:45
whether alive or pushing up daisies is purely gibberish,
01:46:47
and probably a result the less hitting the bottle too hard.
01:46:49
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber who cares?
01:46:52
Article the jabber cause why not parody and jabber our bread and butter toast
01:46:56
any likeness to actual people or characters?
01:46:58
It's just us having a laugh, not a reason for a jabber.
01:47:00
We might not be the smartest kid on the job, but we sure know how to start.
01:47:03
You know what I mean?
01:47:05
Sure, without getting your undies in a zipper, then congrats.
01:47:07
You're our kind of people.
01:47:08
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some jabber joy,
01:47:11
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:47:15
So buckle up, buttercup,
01:47:16
and get ready for a wild ride through the absurdity of our humor.
01:47:18
While fladge rants live.
01:47:32
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:47:33
let's get ready to.
01:47:39
Hold you from the rumble.
01:47:41
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:47:42
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:47:50
2 to 3.
01:47:51
Yeah.
01:47:52
So dashing over the grass on the ground.
01:47:54
When I stop the ground.
01:47:55
Like a simple diamond I got to get it back.
01:47:59
Don't be no one to question the gaping bullet that the
01:48:04
only.
01:48:40
One of.
01:48:45
You could put it up like this one
01:48:50
to the.
01:48:50
Hit the ball front to get the ball from your life
01:48:54
to come back to the.
01:49:12
Oh, I left my shit on me to.
01:49:17
You. You.
01:49:46
You. You.
01:49:55
I got.
01:50:00
You. You.
01:50:13
Just like we lost.
01:50:14
George says they will need to connect their mic and camera
01:50:16
before you can add them to the stream.
01:50:18
So I don't know what that means. That before we'll hand
01:50:22
you. So this is normally, where we switch, rumble.
01:50:28
We can talk about anything.
01:50:29
The first thing I want to bring up is this wonderful,
01:50:35
I like to call it the race wars.
01:50:37
So far, this gentleman who.
01:50:39
I don't like to say names.
01:50:40
Like I said, if you attack somebody, your name should not be said.
01:50:45
And there was video that came out I don't have, but showed him not.
01:50:49
There was no physical altercation before he attacked this person.
01:50:53
The last week we had asked what their goals were up to,
01:50:55
and it looks like that he has raised
01:50:59
half $1 million.
01:51:00
They have purchased a new home,
01:51:01
but they don't think they talk about that on here.
01:51:03
They just say, we're grateful for your support.
01:51:06
Looks like just even 27 minutes ago somebody gave him five bucks.
01:51:10
But as far as the race war goes,
01:51:11
so they're at $542,123.
01:51:17
Then this is a fun, fun part too.
01:51:19
It looks like it showed how many people gave,
01:51:21
how many people shared and how many people prayed.
01:51:25
Notice that 5000 prayed, 8000 shared 15.
01:51:29
Almost 16,000 gave.
01:51:31
Now let's switch over to the other.
01:51:32
That happened almost right after. And I don't condone either one of their actions.
01:51:35
Obviously you shouldn't hurt people.
01:51:37
You shouldn't say, well,
01:51:38
you can say anything you want, but if you're saying shit
01:51:39
that hurts people, you should consider their feelings.
01:51:42
I've been told.
01:51:45
Let's go find my other race.
01:51:46
I should have pulled it up before I started covering it.
01:51:50
Other stuff we're going to go over here on Rumble is the
01:51:54
crucifixion of a pastor.
01:51:57
We got to talk about that a little bit.
01:52:02
Where's my other race?
01:52:07
Did I bring it up? No.
01:52:08
Oh, here it is. The race.
01:52:09
Race?
01:52:09
Okay, so the other person was
01:52:12
this person.
01:52:14
I don't know what else to say.
01:52:15
Who was screaming
01:52:18
something to the nigger child.
01:52:20
Now the end. The end, nigger. I forgot what it was, but.
01:52:23
Oh, it was a fun, fun, fun word that she said.
01:52:26
And then he said, say it again. And she said it a lot.
01:52:29
She is up to $794,710, almost 800 grand.
01:52:38
But now, if you notice, her goal has been set at 1 million.
01:52:41
They were.
01:52:41
Both goals were set at 1 million.
01:52:45
They have raised his goal
01:52:47
to 1,396,724,
01:52:52
which to me is just the most random odd number.
01:52:54
I'm sure they have a reason for that.
01:52:56
I don't know if maybe it's Martin Luther King's birthday or some shit.
01:52:59
Why would you set your goal for 1 million up to 1 million?
01:53:03
Three oh wait, maybe at the time that they put it up, they probably had
01:53:06
$396,725.
01:53:09
Well, they kept raising it right.
01:53:12
So let's make more note here.
01:53:13
So all right 16,000 gives 9000 shares
01:53:16
5000 praise.
01:53:19
The other race got 30,000 gives
01:53:22
6000 shares 10,000 praise.
01:53:25
Now from what I understand is the way God works.
01:53:27
If you get more prayers, you win.
01:53:30
That's how football works.
01:53:31
That's how wrestling works.
01:53:33
That's how everything works.
01:53:36
So she's going to win and she is winning.
01:53:41
The winning
01:53:44
that you would asked, you would ask what the progress
01:53:46
was on those people that did that should I believe is what you said.
01:53:49
But that's what you were talking about.
01:53:51
So and here's the kicker.
01:53:53
I mean, two hours ago, they both got like five bucks, 20 minutes, two hours ago.
01:53:57
So people are continuing to get money.
01:54:02
As somebody who works every day,
01:54:04
as far as I know, works every day, works hard.
01:54:07
How do you feel about somebody getting almost $1 million
01:54:10
for just becoming infamous?
01:54:13
And I tried doing that.
01:54:14
It doesn't work.
01:54:17
What did you do?
01:54:19
Nothing.
01:54:19
Maybe it does work.
01:54:20
Maybe you just didn't do it right.
01:54:23
Yeah.
01:54:23
I don't think I did the right at all.
01:54:26
Here's our retarded sandwich.
01:54:27
Oops.
01:54:29
Oh, shit.
01:54:29
You know, he said that.
01:54:30
I didn't say that. There's no sound.
01:54:33
Okay.
01:54:33
Thank God there's no sound.
01:54:37
Okay.
01:54:37
Gary, the person that used to be on the show used to host a show labeled
01:54:41
that video retarded
01:54:43
sandwich.
01:54:44
I don't think I don't think people with Down's syndrome are retarded.
01:54:51
There's no context to this,
01:54:52
but the commenter says Brady is right.
01:54:55
Brady is always right.
01:54:58
Just ask Brady.
01:55:00
Yeah.
01:55:01
So, you know, the
01:55:02
first thing about being right is to know that you're probably never right
01:55:05
and you always want to learn things.
01:55:09
I want to learn things.
01:55:10
So we're on Rumble now. What do you got?
01:55:12
I got to fix my sound and remove a bunch of shit.
01:55:15
You guys don't know how playing around with my sound as well
01:55:20
could me a title, so I.
01:55:24
Oh, oh, I like,
01:55:29
oh, you're pretty much my love.
01:55:33
So I love 000.
01:55:43
Fun fact the only thing that's
01:55:44
helping with the Disney this Disney ness dizziness is the weed.
01:55:48
I smoke this, it's it's the Disney nurse.
01:55:51
You ever been so drunk that your bed spins all the way around?
01:55:54
Instead of just going to toot toot toot toot?
01:55:56
You literally are, like, just twirling for no reason.
01:56:00
That's what I am.
01:56:00
That's the thing traveling for.
01:56:03
The symptom that I have,
01:56:06
it's way worse in the morning.
01:56:07
And as the day goes on, it gets better.
01:56:11
If you're a doctor, please comment.
01:56:16
Oh, cool.
01:56:17
I have a delete.
01:56:18
I can delete comments instead of show them.
01:56:20
Just ignore that red dot on that last comment.
01:56:23
We don't need red dot.
01:56:24
Wow, that's pretty racist.
01:56:27
Yeah, you shouldn't shouldn't show that last comment.
01:56:29
It's completely unacceptable.
01:56:31
Ignore the red dot.
01:56:35
Can you see the red dot on my forehead?
01:56:38
You can ignore the red dot.
01:56:40
Look at that shit, dude, look at that.
01:56:44
It's crazy man.
01:56:46
It is not as it.
01:56:49
Maybe it has something to do with my vertigo.
01:56:50
I got a bone spur on my forehead that is just huge.
01:56:53
Or it's some kind of tumor,
01:56:55
but it is not as it.
01:56:58
I still don't have sound.
01:56:59
I tried it twice.
01:57:00
Oh well, no more sound for my videos.
01:57:02
You better play something.
01:57:05
I better play something.
01:57:06
Why is this on me?
01:57:09
I'm not the producer.
01:57:10
I'm the. I'm the talent.
01:57:12
I'm. I got upgraded
01:57:14
to my fucking browser.
01:57:17
Oh, no.
01:57:18
No sound right.
01:57:19
Something's wrong with StreamYard.
01:57:21
No, no, I've got it.
01:57:22
For some reason, I wasn't gonna.
01:57:25
Third time. Oh, what do I have?
01:57:27
We have, I thought maybe you're going to bring this up, but.
01:57:32
But I got stuff I didn't put.
01:57:33
It sounded like.
01:57:34
Okay, did you hear about the son of a bitch that,
01:57:39
set a fire?
01:57:41
People in know a local story.
01:57:44
Dude. Who,
01:57:46
This is the right I want to do.
01:57:47
I want to do this other one first. Yes,
01:57:51
I will do this one.
01:57:55
Nothing seem right.
01:57:56
Man who hit church.
01:57:58
Gunman with truck speaks exclusively with Seven News Detroit.
01:58:01
So there was a, lone gunman at a cross
01:58:05
community church in, Wayne, Michigan.
01:58:10
And that's right, I think is right, just in case people.
01:58:14
Hold on. Wait.
01:58:14
No, I want to do this alone first.
01:58:16
I think church pastor urges forgiveness one week after shooting,
01:58:22
a church that heard screams and was filled with fear last week.
01:58:26
Stock crowd full of joy. Pastor.
01:58:28
But okay, I want to do that on first.
01:58:30
Yeah, pastor.
01:58:32
Butthole, that's not a that's so inappropriate.
01:58:34
Like how unfortunate.
01:58:35
Let them have that.
01:58:36
Oh, let them tell them one of the most.
01:58:40
So there was a gunman, and there was a pastor
01:58:43
that got to hit the, assailant with their vehicle.
01:58:48
And so that's always fun.
01:58:49
If you're ever going.
01:58:51
Okay, just to be clear, you said got to hit him.
01:58:55
Yeah, he got to.
01:58:57
That's how I perceive it, because that's what I would love to be able to do.
01:59:00
But let me sweet.
01:59:01
If you know, you could like, save lives and you just
01:59:03
you get to do something like that.
01:59:05
It does sound fun, but not in the line of fire.
01:59:08
So this is a local, local story.
01:59:11
You stop a
01:59:12
guy. Yeah.
01:59:14
He said the Gestapo.
01:59:16
Yeah. The Gestapo.
01:59:17
To one of the men who rushed to the rescue to stop a lone gunman
01:59:20
from committing a mass shooting at a church.
01:59:22
It's a story you'll see only here on seven.
01:59:25
The interesting is outside the Crosspoint Community Church in Wayne on Sunday
01:59:29
this week, we have been bringing you stories of heroes. Who?
01:59:32
He's a famous comedian, lives and Indiana.
01:59:35
And tonight,
01:59:37
Deacon Richard Pryor revealing to me
01:59:39
what was running through his head.
01:59:43
No one.
01:59:43
I don't know how one in any story references any of that.
01:59:47
What did he say?
01:59:49
Deacon Richard bro.
01:59:53
Revealing to me what was running through his head
01:59:56
when he hit the gunman with his truck, and how his shit in that movie.
02:00:01
I don't know what was running through his head,
02:00:02
but I know what was running through. The gunman just don't know.
02:00:05
That truck outside Crosspoint Community Church in Wayne, deacon
02:00:09
Richard Pryor, is opening up for the first time about making a split
02:00:13
second decision to run over a gunman with his pickup truck.
02:00:17
As soon as he got out of the vehicle, you'd have way more than a split second.
02:00:21
I saw the gun on his hip, and then he he pulled his his weapon out of the
02:00:25
out of the vehicle.
02:00:26
He says his first memory of an attempted mass shooting on Sunday
02:00:30
is of an eerie conversation.
02:00:32
He was even doing that before the gunman started firing.
02:00:35
Kind of pulled up. It's you.
02:00:36
It's not that. It's you, I asked him, I said, what do you got?
02:00:38
Wi-Fi out there?
02:00:41
I said, hey, boss, are you okay?
02:00:42
You can't you can't stream over my phone.
02:00:44
And he doesn't say anything. He doesn't respond.
02:00:46
I, I'm always in my heart. It's not a smirk.
02:00:48
He just kind of looks at me seconds later with no prior.
02:00:51
Well, you might need a booster for Pryor says he felt thank God for something
02:00:55
that for whatever reason, for some reason,
02:00:57
this fucking video, this video is showing clear rounds on your champions.
02:01:02
Fuck the feeling you had to intervene right then and there.
02:01:06
People were going to die.
02:01:07
And Chip, I knew, but I didn't know that action temporarily
02:01:12
stopping the shooter who responded by shooting into Richard's truck.
02:01:16
Moments later, he was killed by a security guard.
02:01:19
I've realized how much damage he came to do, especially after the fact. And,
02:01:25
I like.
02:01:26
Why'd you turn it way down, man. Action!
02:01:28
We can't hear it.
02:01:29
Yeah.
02:01:29
Shooter, who responded by shooting into Richard's truck
02:01:32
moments later, he was killed by a security guard.
02:01:35
I've realized how much damage he came to do.
02:01:38
Especially after the fact.
02:01:40
And he blind. I. I
02:01:44
that would make it more amazing being Richard Pryor.
02:01:47
No, I think I'm confusing with the, the video sound.
02:01:50
And that's why I was all therapy
02:01:53
for some reason.
02:01:54
The setup is, doing that, but.
02:01:56
So this is, from a different story, and this is, nothing
02:02:00
dramatic here, but you know, this is from inside the church.
02:02:04
So just so everyone knows this, this all relates to the Iranian,
02:02:08
Ayatollah fatwa.
02:02:13
We can can we confirm that in this video?
02:02:16
You know.
02:02:19
Did you say the TV in two, three?
02:02:22
I know they're running away.
02:02:23
I think. Please, everybody come to the back.
02:02:25
Come on. We're going to have to say you don't have to say please.
02:02:28
At that point, we appreciate your.
02:02:30
She likes his back, apparently. No.
02:02:33
Hold on.
02:02:33
Single file.
02:02:34
All the file.
02:02:35
No running, no running. Slow down. Single file.
02:02:38
That's a nice girl.
02:02:38
Used to say, don't say she's not. You.
02:02:45
Everybody come to the back.
02:02:47
No, thank you, madam.
02:02:49
Who are you?
02:02:49
Veteran Trump.
02:02:53
I'm going to come.
02:02:53
Hold on.
02:02:55
There's another video.
02:02:57
Yeah.
02:03:00
I'd like to share my experience with everyone
02:03:04
of what happened Sunday morning here
02:03:07
to let people know how much God's
02:03:10
hands were involved. Us
02:03:14
saving the people of this church.
02:03:18
Over a decade ago
02:03:21
this day.
02:03:22
Okay, so
02:03:25
do you think this is what Bonnie's
02:03:27
trying to prevent,
02:03:32
Gary's wife.
02:03:34
This is Gary.
02:03:36
Mrs. Gary is trying to prevent.
02:03:37
Sorry. Edit that. Will edit that out later.
02:03:40
You think?
02:03:40
Holy are you inferring that the show is going to get shot up somehow?
02:03:44
No. I'm saying that Gary's anti
02:03:48
religious banter could potentially fuel.
02:03:54
A. Human being to do.
02:03:58
I learned from Jesse
02:04:00
that you can just choose not to feel or do something at any time.
02:04:03
Everything you do is choice.
02:04:06
Cheers.
02:04:08
Everything is choice.
02:04:09
I don't think so.
02:04:12
Yeah, yeah yeah,
02:04:14
that's what he.
02:04:14
That's what he was trying to say to the point where he could
02:04:17
choose to move a tree in the forest or some shit like that.
02:04:21
Everybody has a choice.
02:04:24
So the
02:04:24
choices and the same vein of pastors, unless we have more of his.
02:04:29
Yeah. Exactly. What happened.
02:04:30
Yeah.
02:04:31
Let's, let's, either that or do you think,
02:04:34
maybe this actually was Gary that did it.
02:04:39
Every person is innocent until proven guilty.
02:04:42
He's that anti-religion that he he's like, fuck this shit.
02:04:47
They was I was we started training for this day
02:04:50
the original
02:04:54
security team leaders started our training
02:04:58
and we trained and
02:05:00
but God led us to this day
02:05:04
that we were a well-oiled machine that could
02:05:08
of godly men
02:05:11
who would pull 90.
02:05:13
And he kind of he kind of caught himself there when he started on the machines.
02:05:17
Right?
02:05:19
Well-oiled machine.
02:05:20
He was like, well, you know, not a machine.
02:05:21
Because like that, humans built the machine
02:05:25
right?
02:05:27
A that we were a well-oiled machine.
02:05:31
What could that of godly men.
02:05:34
Yes. You have God do on stand up God machine.
02:05:37
No, no no machine.
02:05:39
This house makes machines to everybody
02:05:43
was in the perfect place that God asked them to be Sunday morning.
02:05:47
I think the human body is a pretty nice machine.
02:05:49
Simple fact of people running late that were able to
02:05:54
stop.
02:05:55
The gunman that attacked us, slowed him down before he could actually
02:05:59
get in the building and fire his weapons at the people in this building.
02:06:03
He gave us time for
02:06:05
staff and other security team members to get in place
02:06:10
around here to stop the gunman before he got right.
02:06:15
The gunman, many, many, many.
02:06:18
You just heard the gunman.
02:06:19
And I just, like, share our message up the gunman before he got in here.
02:06:23
Gunman and hurt like Peterman.
02:06:26
Yeah. Gunman. Spiderman.
02:06:27
And I would just like to share our message. How
02:06:32
God put us in exactly the right places.
02:06:35
Gave us the time, the training, certain points, your branding.
02:06:38
You should think about what people think.
02:06:40
I understand that cross spree.
02:06:42
There's a cross.
02:06:43
And I thought that was really amazing.
02:06:44
And I would just like to.
02:06:46
And apparently you make things to hold firearms, but to take the time
02:06:50
it makes it sound like you were retarded from West Virginia, whether it be at home,
02:06:55
whether it be at your house of worship, whether it be at your,
02:06:58
your your business and practice, whether we are trying to go wrong.
02:07:03
Chris Arthur, where you are, whether it be a fire,
02:07:06
how you're going to get out of your building,
02:07:07
whether you're being attacked someplace like,
02:07:10
I thought I was going to talk to us about what happened.
02:07:14
So there was the other guy.
02:07:15
I'm not going to say his name because people shouldn't say his name, but,
02:07:19
he killed pastor Bill Sherman,
02:07:23
and all the reports said that he killed them.
02:07:25
But if you look at the real reports, he went into his house
02:07:28
and he hung him on a cross, and he crucified him.
02:07:32
Well, and here's here's an interview with this dude.
02:07:35
Well, what do you got?
02:07:36
Oh, you got more on it.
02:07:37
All right, hurry up, hurry up. Hurrying.
02:07:40
I want do a couple calls here.
02:07:42
Oh, no. So,
02:07:45
this is,
02:07:48
So a quote from one of the people that were there.
02:07:50
God is so present and so wonderful.
02:07:52
The peace that he alone can give.
02:07:54
People need to know God. Clement said. Who?
02:07:58
Clement said Thomas had been attending the church for 55 years.
02:08:03
Jane Gill said the church sometimes holding outdoor
02:08:06
services, blah, blah, blah. Okay.
02:08:08
They didn't have it outdoors.
02:08:09
Thank Jesus that they didn't, because that would have been a massacre, she said.
02:08:13
So she's thinking, Jesus, hang on.
02:08:15
The week before they had it outside and they were planning to have it outside
02:08:18
this time, but it was just a little too hot.
02:08:20
So at the last minute they made the decision to keep it inside.
02:08:24
And so the reason she said that quote is because it's out of context a little bit.
02:08:28
They there was a long spiel and they had said,
02:08:31
oh my God, it could have been so much worse
02:08:33
if they were outdoors like they were the week before.
02:08:36
Probably true.
02:08:38
Way worse. Sitting ducks.
02:08:43
But so and
02:08:44
this church had armed security to at all times.
02:08:48
Weird.
02:08:48
So they're going to talking about they were like prepared for this shit
02:08:51
because it seemed weird that he said, oh dude, it's in the middle of Detroit.
02:08:54
It's in the worst part of Detroit where we're in this church guard was wounded.
02:08:59
So he said, things are thankful
02:09:00
people aren't helping Illinois, which is way worse than Detroit.
02:09:03
Killed, just dropped.
02:09:05
So, they eliminated cash.
02:09:07
Now,
02:09:08
July 1st and John and the security staff that that eliminated this man as a result.
02:09:13
So you can just, you know, you don't need to cat.
02:09:15
You don't need to cash
02:09:16
or you don't need to pay cash bond to get out of jail in Illinois anymore.
02:09:20
This Go Fund Me page has now surpassed $25,000 for Richard Fries.
02:09:26
I mean to you to see folks helping out in this interim, I,
02:09:30
I can't be more
02:09:33
more than appreciative for for everyone reaching out.
02:09:36
As for this incredible act of bravery, the humble hero is just asking others
02:09:40
to stay vigilant, as he did while talking to 911.
02:09:44
I never considered my health in that moment.
02:09:47
Do you believe everything in your life led you to this point for a reason?
02:09:51
I definitely do now.
02:09:53
And Pryor is adamant that
02:09:54
he's not a hero, but many people feel that's exactly the title he has earned.
02:09:58
Oh my goodness.
02:10:00
I mean, Ryan, later than if you see something, say something.
02:10:04
Oh, shut the fuck up. How you're going to react.
02:10:06
If you see something, hit it with your car.
02:10:09
Is was what we what we learned there if.
02:10:13
Yeah if you see something, say something running over hitting the car.
02:10:15
He should have said, sir, I mean ma'am, I know, I'm sorry, I'm afraid.
02:10:19
Are you a sir man?
02:10:21
This man is like me. Sir, please stop.
02:10:23
Please stand up.
02:10:25
Please stand.
02:10:25
Yes, ma'am.
02:10:29
So, a father and his child fell off a Disney cruise ship.
02:10:33
They were both rescued.
02:10:35
Oh, and I, when I first read this,
02:10:38
basically, the kid fell in off the railing, off the fourth deck,
02:10:41
and the father dove in after and saved her.
02:10:43
Him? Her? I don't know, the child. I don't want to miss gender.
02:10:46
The child at four years old or whatever, but probably a girl can hear sounds
02:10:49
like a hero, right?
02:10:52
Then when you read the whole story,
02:10:54
apparently he had the child sitting on the railing.
02:11:00
Oh, that was his fault.
02:11:01
So it was his fault.
02:11:05
I mean, you know what I mean?
02:11:06
I made some pretty dumb decisions.
02:11:07
I've never hung my child over a railing or, like, did he did or fucking.
02:11:11
You know, I never hung my child.
02:11:14
No, I did the.
02:11:15
There's a whole thing with your child, hung.
02:11:17
There's a whole thing at football games where you do the symbol
02:11:20
and you hang your child over and return strong enough.
02:11:23
Realize, oh, my God, there isn't enough fucking footage.
02:11:25
Because, you know, if you ever been in a fucking arena,
02:11:27
there isn't much place to stand.
02:11:28
And when you hold your child, if you're not really strong,
02:11:30
it will pull you over forward.
02:11:34
Or if you're on roller skates.
02:11:35
I watched a friend of mine do that with this kid over the fucking railing.
02:11:39
Oh, but anyways, the both of them are fine.
02:11:42
Both of them are fine. Disney rescued him immediately.
02:11:44
That's their whole point of the story is,
02:11:45
if you go on a Disney cruise, we will not leave you behind.
02:11:48
We will rescue you. Yeah,
02:11:51
but to go back to all the priests and, pastors that are getting fucked up,
02:11:55
the one that got hung on a cross, they interviewed his murderer.
02:12:00
Now this goes contrary to me about not making them infamous or stuff.
02:12:03
But you got to hear this guy
02:12:05
because he.
02:12:06
Oh, you don't want to save the world.
02:12:08
You're not going to show video. I didn't even wear gloves
02:12:11
right now.
02:12:12
And accused killer's confession
02:12:15
ABC 15 is speaking exclusively with the man accused.
02:12:19
And for the record, he, like, went on a prison tour.
02:12:21
Every newscast interviewed him like this for, like, 1 to 15 minutes.
02:12:27
I just chose the blond because I'm a fucking child.
02:12:30
I'm an asshole. I'm a sexist pig.
02:12:33
That's not really blond.
02:12:34
No, no, she's she hasn't started interviewing it, wondering what happened.
02:12:38
Well, tonight.
02:12:39
So I don't know if this is the best interview or not.
02:12:41
It's just the one with the prettiest interviewer. Man.
02:12:44
I'm pathetic. He did it.
02:12:45
We want to warn you, P Diddy.
02:12:47
What did he say in this story?
02:12:48
Are disturbing here?
02:12:50
Yes. There's the warning for everyone disturbing this guy.
02:12:53
Hung somebody on a hung a pastor on a cross in his own home
02:12:56
inside the Coconino County plan on killing a bunch more of this interview
02:13:01
because there are so many unanswered questions.
02:13:03
And she told me he wants to be executed for his crimes.
02:13:10
I can hear you.
02:13:11
Can you hear me?
02:13:12
Yeah, we can hear you from jail.
02:13:14
Can you hear me?
02:13:15
He says, what a great way to target the interview.
02:13:19
I don't really need to shut that.
02:13:21
I mean,
02:13:22
he told me in detail how he planned to kill more than a dozen priests.
02:13:25
I mean, I was going to,
02:13:28
I said, I mean, what the fuck starts a conversation like that?
02:13:31
Let her tag in the right here after I crucified them according to his own words.
02:13:35
Sorry, I didn't want you to miss that opening line. The real.
02:13:37
This is where it should have started.
02:13:39
Zoom into the telephone poles that just happened to make a cross.
02:13:41
That's amazing. With a cactus.
02:13:43
Next, the thing that's across there, I think they put a cross over my mistake.
02:13:49
I saw the telephone pole and I got confused.
02:13:50
That's a capital T cross the lowercase t.
02:13:53
Yeah, I was going to put the man in order.
02:13:56
Yeah.
02:13:56
But I'm really I'm a letter tag in the right here.
02:13:59
After I crucified him according to his own.
02:14:01
So what he said is, as he crucified each one of the first ten,
02:14:05
he was going to put one of the Ten Commandments on them,
02:14:11
on top of them.
02:14:12
His motive was fueled by his religious beliefs, namely
02:14:15
that Christianity is wrong.
02:14:17
The Bible should only be the Old Testament.
02:14:19
Do you think that this is a sign of God?
02:14:21
So when Gary's worried about studying it, I was like, what is this?
02:14:24
And so that's what you're missing here. Hebrew.
02:14:26
I taught myself Hebrew being so simple.
02:14:29
There you go.
02:14:29
Anybody who is so critical about theology that doesn't open by saying,
02:14:33
I taught myself Hebrew, you can all fuck off.
02:14:37
Like she walked me through the timeline of his crimes.
02:14:39
He cannot understand the Bible on this, you know, with no money.
02:14:42
I'm not saying I believe in Christianity, but I do believe in that area along
02:14:46
Olive Avenue.
02:14:47
It is so mistranslated.
02:14:48
His first potential victim on Easter Sunday, I followed him home.
02:14:52
And then when he pulled into his driveway,
02:14:55
me rented out, they just had a technical difficulty.
02:15:00
I was like, I don't, I don't that's that's too much for me.
02:15:03
After his failed attempt to get swatted, he staked out other churches.
02:15:07
During this time, he broke into a home and stole a car.
02:15:10
He says, to support his multistate goal of killing religious leaders.
02:15:13
Only reason why I had to go in houses was was for,
02:15:16
was for supplies, like things that I needed.
02:15:19
So when I go into a house, I told myself, I don't take anything.
02:15:22
It doesn't belong to you.
02:15:23
That's when he found Pastor Shainman.
02:15:25
I had another spot that I was watching different churches,
02:15:29
which was off a temporary highway and, 24th Street.
02:15:33
And so I went back there, and then I found that's
02:15:36
when I came across the river and I followed it.
02:15:38
What is. You got to keep hitting refresh.
02:15:39
He's got to put a quarter in because he's in prison to
02:15:43
it slams down and says, please insert more commissary credits.
02:15:47
Park. And then I just went in there and did it.
02:15:49
He went into great detail about the murder.
02:15:51
We're choosing not to share all the details,
02:15:53
but she told me he suffocated
02:15:55
Shane, a man, before posing his body in the symbol of a cross.
02:15:58
You crucified Bill, Shane.
02:16:01
A man was that your plan for the other priests and pastors?
02:16:07
All of them.
02:16:07
But that was my.
02:16:08
That was my plan with all of them.
02:16:11
Because I'm making a statement.
02:16:12
All of them know that a little bit of his mental illness shot out right there.
02:16:17
Was going to jump in the car with the priest.
02:16:20
Okay, he's not making a list of podcasters that do the story
02:16:23
next to the car as he entered the training and murders in his house.
02:16:27
You know, they got in my way.
02:16:29
She stayed in the area.
02:16:33
Supplies for.
02:16:39
The pizzas.
02:16:40
Oh, sorry.
02:16:41
I couldn't resist your deer and killing them on the spot.
02:16:46
I want the death sentence now.
02:16:48
I want the execution date right now.
02:16:50
Did you feel called to do this?
02:16:53
No. Colder called.
02:16:55
Put that on.
02:16:55
God, I just feel in my heart I'm very protective of him as He is of me.
02:16:58
I love him with all my heart, but that I'm going to ask me to do.
02:17:02
I'm sorry. He's not against the pastor of the priest.
02:17:04
He's with God. He's doing.
02:17:05
He's not doing this for God. God didn't tell him to do it.
02:17:07
He was very clear right there. He's doing it on his own accord.
02:17:10
But apparently these groups of pastors are are not.
02:17:16
Virtuous enough or worthy enough of his code.
02:17:18
Something like this.
02:17:19
I just did it completely, entirely on my own. Cool.
02:17:21
God forgive me. Of course he will forgive me.
02:17:23
He's a loving God. He's a forgiving God.
02:17:25
Wasn't there another way then?
02:17:26
Taking a life?
02:17:30
Yeah. Of course.
02:17:31
No, of course there was.
02:17:32
There was another way. This.
02:17:34
I bet this probably worries Gary too, as being a an atheist.
02:17:38
You don't want the whole world to live in a way.
02:17:40
You don't want everyone to live
02:17:41
in a world where everyone thinks they can do heinous things.
02:17:44
And then two minutes later, say, I'm forgiven.
02:17:46
Please forgive me.
02:17:50
And then you just move on about your life.
02:17:51
And that what? That judge expression,
02:17:53
like God may forgive you, but your ass still belongs to me.
02:17:57
So you're still, I mean, being so brazen about this.
02:18:00
This.
02:18:00
Is there any prison that you think this guy can go to or their code won't say?
02:18:04
And I'm,
02:18:07
you know, it happened, I did it.
02:18:09
That's the well I took.
02:18:10
Although he wants to be ended.
02:18:11
So I guess you can't really do anything about that.
02:18:13
He's asking for the death sentence
02:18:15
that's being rear ended during our.
02:18:20
Next stop was Las Vegas.
02:18:22
He shared a list of all of his plan.
02:18:25
That's a great question to you.
02:18:27
If you're only choice is life imprisonment or death,
02:18:32
what do you choose?
02:18:34
Not saying you're bad, you're guilty of anything.
02:18:36
But just in this hypothetical scenario, your only choices life imprisonment
02:18:40
or death.
02:18:45
All right, that's a great conversation.
02:18:47
I'm glad to hear that death,
02:18:50
life imprisonment.
02:18:55
To do that was a nice flippity.
02:18:57
Thank you for that answer.
02:18:58
Yeah. Nothing flippity.
02:19:00
Oh, yeah. No,
02:19:03
I had that queued up for the longest time and I fucking changed it.
02:19:06
No. Yes yes yes. No no
02:19:11
I do bombs over Baghdad already.
02:19:12
I did.
02:19:15
Oh no.
02:19:17
Oh yeah.
02:19:23
Oh oh it has some more,
02:19:28
thing is,
02:19:29
was that his head that is busted open?
02:19:32
No no, no.
02:19:33
No. Yes, yes.
02:19:37
Then went right up right away. Yep.
02:19:38
There you go.
02:19:41
Okay.
02:19:41
Yeah.
02:19:42
Oh, no.
02:19:44
Yeah, yeah.
02:19:46
Oh. Oh.
02:19:50
This is like wrestling
02:19:53
name is John Cena.
02:19:57
Oh oh.
02:20:04
See if you fall asleep.
02:20:05
That's just nature's way up.
02:20:08
Oh, oh.
02:20:10
His head, dude, his head.
02:20:12
I said.
02:20:15
Corporal Jim.
02:20:20
That's just a bunch of fail videos.
02:20:22
Apparently,
02:20:24
but it looks like.
02:20:27
He's tripping.
02:20:30
She's tripping.
02:20:35
Chicken defense. No.
02:20:38
Do we go over?
02:20:39
And Sabrina Haskins offers.
02:20:43
Photo spread.
02:20:45
No, I, I don't know if we want to see it.
02:20:47
This is more of a wrestling show than a
02:20:51
than a physics show.
02:20:52
Oh, that's not Hasim Pfeifer.
02:20:54
Yeah, yeah, we're,
02:20:57
All right, so just because I've seen
02:21:00
it doesn't mean we went over it.
02:21:04
I mean, what he's saying, it.
02:21:07
Did you make it to the end? What do you.
02:21:08
I'm an originalist.
02:21:09
I can only see things once, and I don't like.
02:21:12
Save them or bookmark them and watch them again.
02:21:15
Maybe we're talking about something different.
02:21:18
What's with the facial expression?
02:21:20
She looks like she's.
02:21:21
It's like there's something wrong, right? It's heaven. It's.
02:21:24
I think she's looking up at God at the in the sunlight.
02:21:26
Like she's he's like, oh my God.
02:21:28
I'll do whatever you want.
02:21:33
Just tell her. Me?
02:21:33
This is the look that I did. You see the other one?
02:21:36
You're missing the I mean, she's naked here,
02:21:39
but the other one where she's grabbing the guy's crotch.
02:21:40
That's the one. That's the. That's the song cover
02:21:45
with no cover.
02:21:47
Yeah, yeah.
02:21:51
That's the one the women got really upset about
02:21:53
because she's very, very, very submissive looking.
02:21:57
I don't know, as far as I know.
02:21:58
I mean that submissive women does not sell.
02:22:01
Men hate submissive women.
02:22:02
They want a strong, powerful woman.
02:22:08
Oh, oh, come on.
02:22:13
It's chintzy.
02:22:14
This returns is like a gimmick.
02:22:16
Yeah.
02:22:17
We watched we watched this much of this video and then stopped for the
02:22:22
is what you.
02:22:24
She doesn't have somebody that cares about her inner ear or worse, she does.
02:22:27
And she's saying, I'm a smart businesswoman
02:22:30
and I'm going to cash in on this while I can.
02:22:31
And I guess there's nothing wrong with that.
02:22:33
Now you watch. We watched the Dolly Parton.
02:22:35
You made me watch the Dolly Parton version.
02:22:38
Yeah, it was terrible.
02:22:40
Yeah, but that's because she's just playing into the algorithm.
02:22:43
Somebody or something or some system is telling her this is what's selling.
02:22:46
And it is. Oh man, is it.
02:22:49
Everybody's clicking on it.
02:22:50
Whether they're clicking on it to like to say this is horrible
02:22:53
or they're clicking on it to,
02:22:55
you know, like, oh, what is this about?
02:22:58
Either way, they're clicking on it.
02:22:59
That's all that matters.
02:23:00
We clicked on it especially to her.
02:23:05
But the music,
02:23:07
I mean, it'd be fine if there was a talented song behind it.
02:23:10
Which of the first couple I thought there were catchy hook,
02:23:15
interesting pop song.
02:23:16
Which, I mean, it's not hard to write an interesting pop song
02:23:19
because it's very lowest common denominator.
02:23:21
Tap your finger.
02:23:22
You know, you don't wanna get too complicated because people turning
02:23:25
and, you know,
02:23:27
the bubbly, cartoony, half naked woman.
02:23:30
It was interesting, but now it's just kind of sad and sappy.
02:23:33
If it's just the poopy Betty Boop woman
02:23:38
peppy beep beep beep beep boom.
02:23:41
It's it's clear. She looked at.
02:23:43
She's like, listen, who was playing music in 1960?
02:23:47
Who was the number one art woman artist in 1960?
02:23:50
Exactly.
02:23:52
But Marilyn Monroe County, that Marilyn Monroe was like,
02:23:55
maybe I'm maybe I'm the wrong date. 1950. Whatever.
02:23:59
She I think
02:24:00
Sabina, Sabrina, whatever her name is,
02:24:04
this is where she wants to be, like a sex symbol.
02:24:06
She doesn't.
02:24:07
If she writes good music, it's going to take away from her body.
02:24:10
At this point, it seems
02:24:12
if we haven't had a good one of those in a while, to be honest,
02:24:16
they've been like too afraid to do that type of shit.
02:24:20
She's doing it.
02:24:21
So, just totally sell out.
02:24:24
She did it with.
02:24:25
Wait, you mean in a bad way or a good way?
02:24:27
She did the put together like
02:24:30
taking advantage doing it.
02:24:31
Like just doing it. Smart business wise.
02:24:33
She's not being a whore.
02:24:34
Like, I don't think, like, in the general sense.
02:24:38
I don't think she's taking six bucks, you know, on a Tuesday, but
02:24:42
she's definitely, you know, using that to, to milk the industry and milk fucking.
02:24:47
You know what?
02:24:48
She can and make the order from the woman.
02:24:51
By the way, by the way, I don't take no orders from no women through.
02:24:59
Women.
02:24:59
I think I learned exactly how the fall of man occurred in the Garden of Eden.
02:25:04
Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden.
02:25:05
And Adam said one day. Wow, Eve, here we are.
02:25:07
One with nature, one with God will never age, will never die.
02:25:10
And all our dreams come true the instant that we have.
02:25:13
And Eve said, yeah, it's just not enough.
02:25:16
Isn't.
02:25:22
Yeah, it's not fun.
02:25:25
I was just waiting for more, I guess.
02:25:28
Kind of his point.
02:25:30
Yeah.
02:25:35
Oh yeah.
02:25:41
And Eve said, yeah, it's just not enough.
02:25:43
Isn't.
02:25:49
It it's not fun.
02:25:52
I was just waiting for more.
02:25:56
You get it?
02:25:57
You know the joke.
02:25:58
The woman is waiting for more.
02:25:59
It was a perfectly setup joke that wrapped it all up.
02:26:03
Was wonderful.
02:26:06
She wanted more, thus missing the entire
02:26:10
point.
02:26:14
Well, you finally found that one.
02:26:16
I said don't click on that, man.
02:26:17
It was very bad.
02:26:19
Really is very, very is wrong.
02:26:20
Very, very, very bizarre.
02:26:22
It's true.
02:26:22
You can click on I can click on this.
02:26:27
Beer buddy.
02:26:29
An adopted family member tragically lost a close member
02:26:32
of her biological family a while ago.
02:26:34
Her grief has been intense and she continues to air it on social media.
02:26:38
The rest of us have been drenched in her tears long enough.
02:26:41
She needs to get on with her life, which includes
02:26:43
a husband, two kids and an adopted adoptive family
02:26:47
that has loved and supported her through her time of grief.
02:26:51
What would be a kind of tactful way to let her know
02:26:54
she has overstayed her time on the pity party?
02:26:58
Sound enough already?
02:27:00
In my own time. Yes. Vegan Montaigne, you won't tell.
02:27:05
All I hear is
02:27:06
Gary saying you don't have to watch.
02:27:09
I don't understand if there's something I don't like, I just don't watch it.
02:27:12
How dare you tell her to stop doing anything and stop grieving in her own way?
02:27:17
Everything takes somebodys own ways. Time.
02:27:20
And I don't mean to answer this honestly.
02:27:21
Instead of just funny, but that's all I could think of is fuck off.
02:27:25
Everybody grieves in their own way.
02:27:26
Some people do it. That would offend you so much, but that's not fair.
02:27:29
You still gotta let them grieve that way.
02:27:34
Unless it affects
02:27:35
obviously, your, you know, being,
02:27:38
then you got a right to shoot him in the head.
02:27:40
You're being
02:27:42
you like it being being.
02:27:49
Able eventually be a memory of time.
02:27:52
Right. So what am I to.
02:28:00
Yep. That was an almost suplex, I believe.
02:28:02
Did I say that right?
02:28:06
I don't know what a suplex is
02:28:08
something. No.
02:28:09
We can go back in the wrestling segment.
02:28:11
So just looking at it.
02:28:13
No, we can't
02:28:15
I mean you can.
02:28:19
So, see, Sam, look,
02:28:23
wrestling for a very, very long time.
02:28:27
Sorry.
02:28:27
Who? Who?
02:28:37
So CM punk is a for form.
02:28:40
Remember?
02:28:41
Who?
02:28:44
Phil Brooks, I believe is his name.
02:28:47
Chicago area.
02:28:54
Whatever this wrestler,
02:28:56
it was all right back in the day that he was a fan favorite.
02:28:59
That because he didn't
02:29:03
like the politics behind the scenes and then, didn't do that for a while.
02:29:07
And in MMA and all of that.
02:29:10
And then, Bobby came back to wrestling for a brand new promotion
02:29:14
that's a rival promotion, and then got into some shit
02:29:17
where he was fighting
02:29:17
some people backstage, and it became a big controversy.
02:29:20
And then, time went by and then some other shit was happening.
02:29:24
And then he left that company and came to the WWE and has been in the WWE.
02:29:28
But when he was in that other company,
02:29:30
The Miz, Mike and
02:29:33
former, ROH New Road Rules contestant
02:29:38
Road Rules, I think the challenge
02:29:41
because he became a wrestler.
02:29:43
Right? So, he had posted something.
02:29:46
So WWE was on Fox and WWE on Fox.
02:29:51
Posted.
02:29:52
So I one
02:29:57
posted this.
02:29:58
Oh, sorry you didn't change the culture and it was just a clip from The Miz.
02:30:03
And the CM punk retweeted
02:30:05
this and said, go suck a Blood Money cover dick in Saudi Arabia.
02:30:09
You fucking door.
02:30:10
Because they were going to be going to the Saudi Arabia pay per view.
02:30:14
And so
02:30:18
being in the rival company and being anti WWE,
02:30:22
he was riding that bandwagon and ripping on pretty much
02:30:26
The Miz and the WWE for taking Saudi Arabia pay day. But
02:30:31
guess what just happened over this weekend?
02:30:33
CM punk was in Saudi Arabia, legitimately had nothing to do in Saudi Arabia.
02:30:39
I woke up and I was crabby, and I wrote a mean tweet to The Miz,
02:30:43
and I apologized to The Miz and sir, what's what's your name?
02:30:47
Muhammad.
02:30:48
Muhammad, I sincerely apologize to you.
02:30:52
And, Saudi Arabia legitimately had no.
02:30:56
Yeah.
02:30:57
So here's, this really, really annoying chick who is really annoying.
02:31:00
And she doesn't she's nobody and she'll never be anybody.
02:31:03
But, once again, CM punk finds himself as a topic of conversation.
02:31:08
Sounds like this video went viral of him
02:31:11
getting booed in Saudi Arabia.
02:31:14
Girl,
02:31:17
you know
02:31:20
this.
02:31:20
This guy wants me to apologize for him
02:31:25
for a mean tweet I wrote six years ago.
02:31:28
Hey, listen,
02:31:31
legitimately had nothing to do with Saudi Arabia.
02:31:33
I woke up and I was crabby and I wrote up.
02:31:36
You realize that the difference and I apologize to the mess up right here.
02:31:41
Muhammad baits, which I sincerely apologize to you.
02:31:45
And I'm from Saudi Arabia.
02:31:47
Hey, what is your take on this moment?
02:31:50
Go ahead and let me know in the comments.
02:31:52
So don't forget to follow for more.
02:31:56
Needed.
02:31:57
Meanie meanie meanie meanie meanie meanie meanie meanie meanie meanie.
02:32:00
Until I hear my wife does not like when I say that to her.
02:32:03
What's what's your opinion?
02:32:05
She's asking me what your opinion is.
02:32:07
The the me Sausalito of wrestling.
02:32:11
Yeah, I can honestly say I don't have one.
02:32:14
No, I'm saying of the situation of him making these comments and then going,
02:32:18
please let me himself
02:32:19
if you know where every penny you ever made come came from, then keep on.
02:32:23
If you don't, then shut the fuck up.
02:32:28
Where's the actual.
02:32:29
And you know, these morals that people say are real easy to say
02:32:32
when they're not in that situation.
02:32:33
Would you take $1 million from Saudi Arabia?
02:32:35
Fuck no. Now put it really in front of them and do it.
02:32:38
It'd be like, my whole life will change.
02:32:41
Okay. Yeah.
02:32:41
I don't know what.
02:32:42
I don't see what the problem is.
02:32:44
It's like, yeah, let's take money away from them.
02:32:46
That'd be great.
02:32:46
You know, take their money, remove it from their economy and bring it over.
02:32:49
Dollars.
02:32:50
All right.
02:32:50
But yeah, there's a secret, though.
02:33:00
Keep a clear first.
02:33:04
Long as you can clean it, then it's
02:33:06
not blood money the blood comes out with, What's that?
02:33:09
That, ax oxi clean.
02:33:12
Oxi free. What is it? Clean.
02:33:16
Yeah.
02:33:16
If it's if it's, if it's organic matter, that shit takes it out.
02:33:20
Organic. Any of it.
02:33:23
If it's. Yeah.
02:33:24
If you're in a sandwich and you spill some on you.
02:33:26
Same thing.
02:33:28
Do you want us to make sure there's a.
02:33:29
Oh, man.
02:33:31
I met her at a food hall.
02:33:33
I followed her home.
02:33:35
Did she just say I met her at a food hall
02:33:38
beatmaker studio?
02:33:40
It's a food hall.
02:33:43
What the fuck, dude?
02:33:44
She just smell there. We're going to watch that again.
02:33:47
You gave her the job.
02:33:49
This is my biggest fan.
02:33:50
I met her at a food hall.
02:33:52
Biggest fan in the smallest shirt.
02:33:53
She wants me to make her sewage.
02:33:57
I didn't know she was happy.
02:33:59
Pride month.
02:34:06
Oh, you think influencer stock sandwich girl.
02:34:09
So they can get her video? They burn those.
02:34:12
So there's the fire.
02:34:14
I don't like tree trunk bread like that, man.
02:34:16
It's too much.
02:34:17
It's too much.
02:34:20
I'm not in the desert.
02:34:20
I don't even eat manna.
02:34:23
Okay?
02:34:25
Like fucking island.
02:34:26
Fucking bread.
02:34:29
Shit.
02:34:29
You only grab Agrabah.
02:34:34
Oh, nice.
02:34:45
Now can.
02:34:46
Oh, they put the whole egg on there.
02:34:47
That one dude can't eat it.
02:34:51
It looks like
02:34:53
it's going to fly all over the place. You.
02:34:58
Oh, it's a beautiful.
02:35:01
You go. This a,
02:35:03
So if you're a woman or significant other, a man,
02:35:06
I don't think we've ever actually seen what sex or gender spent that time to make
02:35:10
a sandwich for you and gave it to you, and you were like, it's gonna fall over.
02:35:15
This is,
02:35:15
how many more sandwiches do you think she's gonna make?
02:35:20
Oh, wait, there's a there's a.
02:35:25
Wait, there's a there's something with this.
02:35:28
Okay. Recruiter sandwich.
02:35:30
And I'm so excited.
02:35:31
And I go to cry.
02:35:32
And I have a hard, But.
02:35:35
Yeah. Do you want to get into it?
02:35:37
That's why it. She's wearing you.
02:35:40
She's one of those women that are stuck in a time for child voice.
02:35:46
Oh. All I'm.
02:35:50
What?
02:35:51
I think I can take some time.
02:35:53
I shouldn't even take a bite of the bread.
02:35:55
She took a bite of lettuce and then went, oh,
02:35:57
my God, before it even had time to hit her taste.
02:35:59
But this moment to end.
02:36:01
Oh, me again, I'm not.
02:36:03
So. Good grief, I'm.
02:36:08
It has like a chewiness that I like.
02:36:10
It's like a good, I think like an additional like I'm going to come
02:36:15
since this is a vegetarian President Trump because, I don't eat meat.
02:36:19
The only meat I'm willing to eat.
02:36:21
She doesn't eat meat. Yeah,
02:36:23
I'm craving Arby's
02:36:25
because, I don't eat meat.
02:36:27
The only meat I'm willing to eat is, Yeah,
02:36:32
I'm craving Arby's.
02:36:35
I don't get that.
02:36:36
Okay, okay.
02:36:38
Is it because the vagina looks like roast beef?
02:36:42
It's like meat.
02:36:45
That's so inappropriate.
02:36:47
This woman, is she her?
02:36:49
And then you add.
02:36:50
Sorry, I didn't mean that gender.
02:36:51
Identify her, tease me.
02:36:53
The boobs threw me off and thought might be a woman.
02:36:56
Oh. She finally bit into the bread.
02:36:58
I like that the cheese was really mild, but you added all these, like, very, like,
02:37:03
flavorful vegetables, and you get, like, really just comes together nicely.
02:37:08
If you ever
02:37:09
toasted, I'll bet you guys thought that this your, your skin cells sandwich.
02:37:14
Shitty cat was always making sandwiches for a man on the other end of that door.
02:37:17
Did you.
02:37:18
Well thousand out of ten.
02:37:21
Surprise.
02:37:22
I ever like.
02:37:27
All my dopamine is going to be gone.
02:37:28
And this just in on flatulence live sandwich.
02:37:32
Kitty cat who appears to be gay.
02:37:36
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
02:37:38
I'm about to say happy Pride month.
02:37:44
I'm sorry.
02:37:45
Making that roast beef.
02:37:46
Did that roast beef I spoke out of turn.
02:37:48
It is now July 1st. Pride month is over.
02:37:51
Egg roll.
02:37:53
Happy Patriot month.
02:37:54
Happy fuck.
02:37:54
I you doing anything for the fourth?
02:37:57
You going to some cottage or something nice
02:37:59
that you don't want to share exactly where it is, but you could just say yes or no.
02:38:05
It's going to be
02:38:06
shitty weather, unfortunately, because I a shitty weather.
02:38:10
I'm over 50 years old.
02:38:11
The one thing I've learned is the news will live
02:38:13
for all the around, all the surrounding businesses
02:38:15
and stuff and certain events, especially the 4th of July.
02:38:18
They will lie until they absolutely can't.
02:38:21
And it seems like, and people have said that I'm wrong,
02:38:23
but the 4th of July seems to always have a perfectly clear,
02:38:27
especially the night when the fireworks are going off.
02:38:29
Perfectly clear forecast.
02:38:32
And as you get closer and closer.
02:38:34
But they're already saying at least last time
02:38:37
that it is going to rain.
02:38:41
On, So make sure your plans inside all over
02:38:46
Michigan is going to rain everywhere.
02:38:48
I know I'm a selfish prick.
02:38:50
I try to forget about the entire world, but especially weather.
02:38:53
I only care about where I am and where my children are about the weather.
02:38:59
Sorry.
02:38:59
I know there's people probably in an avalanche right now,
02:39:02
and in a hurricane.
02:39:05
Can't worry about it going to go.
02:39:07
You're the dumbass that moved below sea level.
02:39:10
There's nothing I can do to help you.
02:39:12
Who the fuck would live? Who?
02:39:14
Why would you ever buy property below sea level?
02:39:17
Clearly they've never been to a beach and dug a hole.
02:39:23
It's true.
02:39:24
Louisiana is under sea level.
02:39:26
They have levees to keep the water out at all times.
02:39:28
If they fell under the sea, what happened?
02:39:32
You know, supposed to feel bad for them.
02:39:35
Heavy rain, start of the week, but drying out.
02:39:37
4th of July.
02:39:38
See, they're starting to lie already.
02:39:40
You can't believe anything next to tell me the fucking earth is round.
02:39:44
So obviously.
02:39:45
But that was pretty cool.
02:39:47
How did you do that?
02:39:48
I felt that like I got electrocuted for a second.
02:39:54
You read about.
02:40:00
An incredible.
02:40:06
In every way.
02:40:09
That's,
02:40:12
is really cool.
02:40:13
You want to get some Richard Riggins in? Oh, you got some?
02:40:16
Yeah. Yeah.
02:40:16
No, no.
02:40:17
Nope, nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
02:40:20
no no no no no I didn't include
02:40:24
Rachel, so apparently,
02:40:27
Well.
02:40:35
She's having,
02:40:37
I thought it was really bad news. She's.
02:40:39
Oh, it's.
02:40:39
Yeah, it's, sort of seems like it.
02:40:43
Okay.
02:40:49
Oh, no.
02:40:51
13th. Fuck off. Dude.
02:40:53
I don't know, man.
02:40:55
Hello, sir.
02:40:56
So, pause.
02:40:57
I am getting surgery. I
02:41:02
if you're posting a video and I know she's not doing this for content,
02:41:04
I she's going to share people in love and all that shit.
02:41:06
But don't put don't put in your header if you have like a three minute story
02:41:10
about a murder in an old mansion in like 1930, don't title it.
02:41:14
The butler did it.
02:41:16
You cut into the chase and ruining the whole anticipation of the video like, I'm
02:41:19
I cringe now, I don't want to watch this just by the blue little square at the top,
02:41:24
but see if you would have led up to that.
02:41:25
And then it hit me and she showed or something.
02:41:26
It would have been devastating,
02:41:28
and I would have been emotionally drawn, and I would not have been able to choose
02:41:30
how I feel.
02:41:31
I am getting surgery on my left hand.
02:41:35
I'm actually amputating my hand.
02:41:37
Hold on.
02:41:38
Cut cut cut hold on cut cut cut.
02:41:44
I got nothing to say.
02:41:45
I just want to say cut, cut, cut for the empathetic heart.
02:41:47
If you're not laughing at that, then this show's over.
02:41:50
I'm completely okay. Cut!
02:41:51
I said cut, cut cut cut cut cut.
02:41:56
No, don't cut.
02:41:56
I mean.
02:42:01
See, this is where we need Gary.
02:42:02
We could test out one of his new knives.
02:42:04
How much of a next step is to kill test?
02:42:07
And is she really, you know, will kill.
02:42:10
It will kill it will know she can get one of the
02:42:14
in like things and actually have a some good dexterity.
02:42:21
All right.
02:42:21
Ready?
02:42:23
You and you completely.
02:42:27
Okay.
02:42:27
I, have cancer in my left hand, and,
02:42:34
Dude, this is what happens with EB.
02:42:37
There is only so many times your cells have a rational function.
02:42:42
But I've had multiple cancers in this hand from other areas over the.
02:42:49
Remember when you show the helicopter and and you said everybody was okay,
02:42:52
so it's okay.
02:42:53
This is not okay.
02:42:56
And she's sharing it though, so I'm kind of confused.
02:42:59
So it's like in the crease.
02:43:02
And so like in order to add, did I check her face for cancer
02:43:07
risk or probably for cancer and then take the ride out the storm?
02:43:12
It was it just sounded like a lot of pain.
02:43:16
And it's yeah, at this point, dude, I wish you the best with that shit.
02:43:19
So no, for the best, period.
02:43:22
Because convince them that I needed somebody right here.
02:43:26
Imagine someone has to deal with nerves and now you're going to lose.
02:43:29
Did she say where is it at that?
02:43:30
Oh, she's sure you can do the paperclips.
02:43:33
And you knew food. Don't agree.
02:43:36
Just at the wrist.
02:43:37
What if she losing?
02:43:38
And it doesn't matter what you know.
02:43:40
That's what I don't know.
02:43:41
Are you losing the fingers?
02:43:43
I can't read either way.
02:43:44
It's going to be more difficult to pick up paperclips.
02:43:47
Let's just say that I don't know.
02:43:48
Well,
02:43:49
if you just tie a fork to whatever number she's got and she'll be fine, right?
02:43:53
Narcotics don't really like me.
02:43:55
Make me edge.
02:43:57
And it becomes more of a reaction.
02:44:01
So I am.
02:44:03
I'm a big fan.
02:44:04
The surgery got delayed.
02:44:06
If you don't, they probably over fucking prescribe you.
02:44:08
The narcotics is the problem.
02:44:12
Normally I don't share things like this person is one local different
02:44:16
in my videos.
02:44:17
If you read a lot, know what a time you're going to look a little different.
02:44:20
Meaning?
02:44:20
Like you're going to have lots of, today I will be doing surgery.
02:44:25
I do have to say when I over, but whatever.
02:44:30
And,
02:44:31
I'll let you guys know where I'm at this point.
02:44:34
Is there anything our viewers can do to send help or does so
02:44:39
she have a gives gives them go no chat.
02:44:42
Sharon Leboeuf and fucking Carmelo Anthony have a few dollars they can spare.
02:44:46
She'll move her nothing.
02:44:48
But I hope you guys have a happy Friday the 13th to get some tattoos or something.
02:44:53
He's out.
02:44:55
Hey guys, happy Friday 13th
02:44:58
news from last Friday.
02:45:00
Fucking fucking
02:45:03
fuck.
02:45:06
The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
02:45:11
It is just oh, they're all for
02:45:13
what's your Mount Rushmore of limbs?
02:45:15
I'd say right arm.
02:45:18
Penis
02:45:20
I see that's a
02:45:22
that's not a anyways, I'd say right arm.
02:45:25
Left arm, right leg, left leg.
02:45:30
Limbs not appendages.
02:45:31
Otherwise you go, I go, I go. Penis.
02:45:34
Right leg, right arm,
02:45:37
left arm, right leg.
02:45:42
Now, I understand where you're going with that, but
02:45:45
no, no, no I don't.
02:45:46
I was, you know, very left arm and they were like of Mount
02:45:51
Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
02:45:53
It is just. Oh, they're not four.
02:45:56
See, I don't think you're listening
02:45:59
to the other one.
02:45:59
That aspect.
02:46:03
There's only the.
02:46:06
Simply amazing.
02:46:10
I hope you like them.
02:46:12
Have a great show tonight.
02:46:14
Guys. Above.
02:46:16
So below.
02:46:21
This the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Geary.
02:46:25
As above and so below.
02:46:28
Because these so blows Brady.
02:46:30
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:46:34
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:46:38
And your show with Brady and Rory.
02:46:41
It's their show now Brady.
02:46:43
Draw.
02:46:53
I'm not in the moment situation.
02:46:55
Right.
02:46:55
So what happens when I noticed the rainbow and I.
02:47:01
Taste the rainbow.
02:47:05
I'm stuck on it being pride month.
02:47:06
It's not pride month anymore.
02:47:08
So half of my jokes had to start at
02:47:11
not that being any of those initials are joking matter.
02:47:14
Obviously you're born that way.
02:47:16
That's how it is.
02:47:18
Turn off and what you can do about it.
02:47:23
This looks like Jesus
02:47:27
learning about the Pythagorean theorem in school
02:47:30
and the millions of times you've used it since then.
02:47:33
What you may not know is that the man behind that theorem
02:47:36
was an absolute lunatic, Pythagoras, born around 570 BCE.
02:47:41
So what enigmatic figure in ancient Greece gathered a large number of followers.
02:47:46
School gets adhered to his belief in sacred numbers, something he
02:47:50
established accepted, something Arianism that believed in reincarnation
02:47:54
and held a very strict system of daily rituals and dietary behaviors.
02:47:59
One of these rules was that beans were absolutely off
02:48:03
limits to consume, not that gross believe that they had souls.
02:48:08
By the age of 60, Pythagoras had established a cult of over a thousand
02:48:12
followers, all of which believed that their leader
02:48:15
was the son of a God who possessed mystical powers.
02:48:19
In 495 BCE, the Pythagoreans were attacked while at their meetinghouse.
02:48:24
Their home was burned.
02:48:26
Many of the cult members died, but a few, including Pythagoras, managed to escape.
02:48:31
No one knows exactly what happened to Pythagoras, but it is believed that
02:48:35
he and the rest of his followers died from starvation while in hiding.
02:48:40
He would have been around 75 years old.
02:48:44
Well.
02:48:47
And what is the Pythagorean
02:48:50
theorem? No.
02:48:53
Isn't it something that this equals?
02:48:54
That?
02:48:58
Yeah. No.
02:48:59
That times that equals
02:49:02
that.
02:49:04
Anybody still watch and tell us what the Pythagorean theorem
02:49:07
theory is in the comments.
02:49:10
And then we'll just move on to our next video here.
02:49:12
I saw someone preface beforehand he was not a Christian.
02:49:15
You ever heard of the dude named Walter Russell? No.
02:49:18
Have you ever heard the name Walter Russell?
02:49:19
Because no.
02:49:20
If none of us have, this might not be as interesting as you thought.
02:49:24
He was not a Christian.
02:49:25
In 1926, he had a 39 day period of cosmic illumination.
02:49:32
He was basically in like a trance.
02:49:34
There's a being that came to him
02:49:35
and was teaching him everything about the universe.
02:49:37
Okay, so this wasn't self-induced.
02:49:39
Nothing visited him.
02:49:40
So he said he had direct union with the universal consciousness.
02:49:44
And what this thing to him was that everything is actually made up of light,
02:49:48
not physical like our life that we're experience right now
02:49:51
is just a projection of this universal consciousness.
02:49:54
So we're basically projection, reflection, echo.
02:49:58
John. Yeah, but he like was writing it like math.
02:50:00
Stuff to like for advanced science.
02:50:03
But this vibration in the background, he's like, this is just what they showed me.
02:50:07
He said that humanity gave him in alignment with the universe law
02:50:10
in divine order, or it would suffer chaos for labs.
02:50:13
He was ignored and dismissed by everyone in mainstream science.
02:50:16
But this is where it gets weird. Nikola Tesla, this is work.
02:50:19
And he said, keep your ideas secret until you have proof.
02:50:23
He said you should lock them up in a safe for a thousand years.
02:50:27
That's cool. And then that's it. I do love that.
02:50:29
That's a great way to get somebody to not talk to you, though.
02:50:32
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you should write. He says.
02:50:35
That's cool.
02:50:36
Oh, 4000.
02:50:37
You put it in a safe. It's so important. Really.
02:50:40
Ever say it again?
02:50:41
They'll get it eventually, I promise.
02:50:44
That is right. There you go. Yeah.
02:50:45
Because Nikola Tesla, he was.
02:50:46
Dear friends, you you have the secret of the universe.
02:50:48
What do you do with it? Share it or lock it away for a thousand years?
02:50:50
Never heard of that. Dude, you masturbate on it.
02:50:54
Well, of course you never do anything.
02:50:57
Oh, backed up and loaded.
02:50:59
I mean, that's
02:51:01
I've made most of my major decisions
02:51:03
post coitus.
02:51:06
I mean, if if masturbation
02:51:08
is your way to have sex, that's fine too.
02:51:11
Really?
02:51:13
Definitely.
02:51:15
I think people that don't do that are both mentally and masturbating,
02:51:20
masturbating, masturbating, masturbating, beating,
02:51:25
masturbating.
02:51:26
Is your button stuck or you just keep going to keep masturbating?
02:51:30
Masturbating?
02:51:32
I'm going to keep going as I come.
02:51:33
I'm going to come.
02:51:35
Yeah.
02:51:37
More fail videos. Nice.
02:51:39
Gary. No, skip those.
02:51:42
So I oh.
02:51:43
One thing they did notice already on that telescope
02:51:46
that I forgot to mention is there's apparently a 20 whatever
02:51:49
30 asteroid that is going to hit us.
02:51:52
There always is an asteroid that's going to hit us.
02:51:53
Yeah, yeah. I mean,
02:51:55
yeah,
02:51:58
they'll make a movie to stop it.
02:51:59
So we'll be okay.
02:52:02
There's one hitting us right now.
02:52:03
I think we already saw her hands.
02:52:05
That was a while ago.
02:52:09
Did you see your hands?
02:52:11
Whose hands?
02:52:30
Okay, so let's go over.
02:52:31
You didn't hear a bit.
02:52:32
You didn't hear the audio.
02:52:33
Only I know.
02:52:36
So what he said is it's her fingernails.
02:52:38
This woman singing who was in that
02:52:41
new Oz movie has her fans freaking out because when she hit the high
02:52:45
note, her fingers apparently stretched longer.
02:52:48
There's no singing.
02:52:49
There's no sound except this weird two tone music, so it doesn't really matter.
02:52:52
But let's watch it again.
02:52:54
Can so they appear to be right here.
02:52:58
They get longer watch. We?
02:53:02
But there's a picture of her and the interview before
02:53:05
or after the thing where she has like super long nails.
02:53:08
And it's about perspective.
02:53:09
Look, my hand doesn't look too long.
02:53:11
Oh, no, it does. No, it doesn't now it does.
02:53:14
But people think that it's some she's connected
02:53:16
with some spirit world to be able to sing so good
02:53:19
and so well that when she hit that high note, it somehow bent reality,
02:53:23
and only her fingers were affected and grew longer.
02:53:27
Let's just get out the fact and point that she looks
02:53:30
kind of like an alien to begin with.
02:53:34
She could be an alien.
02:53:34
You should keep playing that.
02:53:37
I'm going to try and fix the sound.
02:53:40
There's no sound irritating.
02:53:42
There's no sound effects because there's no sound.
02:53:45
Watch Her Hands Grow is what the title it's title to.
02:53:48
It's a little. Yeah. No sound.
02:53:51
It's not right.
02:53:52
That's not right.
02:53:55
What breaks the sound, StreamYard?
02:53:57
What breaks it when I connect and do that
02:54:00
as this sound work?
02:54:01
Nope. That one doesn't work either.
02:54:04
None of the sound works.
02:54:06
Must be a sign.
02:54:07
Stop the screen.
02:54:10
Represent.
02:54:14
I went through all my.
02:54:15
My content was just the whole
02:54:18
Gary tricked.
02:54:19
Mrs.
02:54:20
Gary, that's absolutely fantastic.
02:54:23
I don't need anything more than that to be satisfied.
02:54:25
This is my content for doing because for.
02:54:31
You know what you don't see a lot of is fishing lures.
02:54:35
They're just overlooked as a decoy.
02:54:36
Dude, it's a little mini fucking bait.
02:54:40
It's always the birds.
02:54:42
Do you know, I bet there's way more people do that.
02:54:46
There's.
02:54:48
I can taste it.
02:54:49
There's way more people
02:54:52
that fish, I'm sure.
02:54:53
Then duck hunt.
02:54:56
But the decoy and the Trojan horse, the be gay.
02:55:00
Gary,
02:55:01
I'll let you look.
02:55:08
Yes. I finally got this out
02:55:11
for tries.
02:55:14
Your own decoy.
02:55:15
Why are you giving a herring?
02:55:16
Decoy?
02:55:19
Parents are pretty pointed.
02:55:20
A herring decoy.
02:55:22
Wait.
02:55:23
Whatever you, I think it's the same answer for everything.
02:55:26
Whatever your pastor was, her.
02:55:28
There's a with duck out.
02:55:30
Whatever you're tying, trying to lure and entrap.
02:55:32
You would need. It to look at least good enough.
02:55:38
Yeah.
02:55:39
Montini. Coyote.
02:55:42
Hell, yeah.
02:55:43
Well, that's a flat piece of cardboard.
02:55:45
How stupid are they in Montana?
02:55:46
Montana? Elk.
02:55:48
Those are flat pieces of cardboard.
02:55:51
It's an elk from Montana.
02:55:54
I know there's no perfect,
02:55:55
but they have to be just good enough to fool the entropy.
02:55:59
Is that a word? Entropy.
02:56:01
What is this? What is entropy?
02:56:03
What is the prey called?
02:56:04
If you you're trapping it.
02:56:08
You pull.
02:56:10
Maybe it doesn't have a word.
02:56:12
Can't think of the word.
02:56:15
Vagina.
02:56:19
I have not had a lot of hunting experience. I.
02:56:22
I would assume that ducks aren't that hard to hunt.
02:56:28
But I bet it's harder to shoot it in a place.
02:56:30
You're taking a shit.
02:56:32
Yeah, that's the, It must be safe if that decoy deer is so safe.
02:56:36
He's taking a shit.
02:56:39
But like, the the duck is so small.
02:56:41
Like, if you shoot it in the meat, doesn't that ruin the meat?
02:56:44
Don't you have to, like, shoot it in the head?
02:56:49
Yeah, I don't know.
02:56:51
Yeah.
02:56:56
Cynthia Erivo was in the middle
02:56:58
of a live performance when people noticed something strange.
02:57:01
Her hands.
02:57:02
Do they look normal to you? Right there?
02:57:05
Did they just grow when she hit that high note?
02:57:08
What do you think's going on? No prospect.
02:57:11
This footage has fans freaking out.
02:57:13
Cynthia Erivo was in the middle of a live performance
02:57:16
when people noticed something strange.
02:57:18
Her hands.
02:57:19
Oh, they looked normal.
02:57:20
They used her hands right there.
02:57:22
Did they just grow when she hit that high note?
02:57:26
And even when people sing, I'm pretty sure they tilt their hands back.
02:57:29
Like she literally went, oh, that was the different perspective.
02:57:32
She like to take care.
02:57:36
God, take the wheel.
02:57:38
God made her hands go, yes, you know, that just makes people
02:57:41
that believe in God and Christianity sound
02:57:44
foolish and ridiculous.
02:57:47
False, false, false.
02:57:48
All those are false.
02:57:50
More false.
02:57:52
Oh. This kid yeah, I got we can end.
02:57:54
We can end on this.
02:57:55
This is miraculous. So
02:57:59
first off, there's always a way to do something.
02:58:01
Second off, there's always a a way to do something.
02:58:04
And then finally you do third off there's a way to do something.
02:58:09
Third, and sometimes kids aren't always
02:58:11
or adults aren't always the smartest ones in the room
02:58:15
we have here is a child that is somehow
02:58:18
wedged his head into the railing of the steps on the porch.
02:58:24
He's not happy
02:58:27
coming.
02:58:29
We're gonna have to get some butter.
02:58:32
Butter?
02:58:32
That's a good example.
02:58:33
You try.
02:58:34
The dog wants to help.
02:58:36
Like, is the dad joking? Right? Is it?
02:58:38
You probably bring him more.
02:58:39
Well, do you think the kid is genuinely stuck?
02:58:42
No. You bring him up.
02:58:43
Oh, I'm sure my dad was a firefighter because there's more flex in the center.
02:58:48
My dad was a firefighter, and they got a lot of calls like this
02:58:52
because sometimes the kid is sometimes the kid, like it's bigger at the top,
02:58:56
but they can't lift themselves back up high enough.
02:58:58
This kid obviously just popped it through.
02:59:01
And your ears, I don't know.
02:59:02
Somehow they go one way easier than the other, but he is genuinely stuck.
02:59:07
Yeah, it's you feeling
02:59:11
he cannot squeeze you
02:59:15
smart.
02:59:15
But if it breaks, you're going to fuck your kid up.
02:59:17
You don't do that.
02:59:19
Boring.
02:59:20
And now it's fucking through his neck
02:59:23
and you have, like, a piece of wood.
02:59:25
It for who?
02:59:28
No, no.
02:59:30
Well, but might have to do you know the hard way I know.
02:59:36
Okay. I'm going to get out.
02:59:39
Thank you.
02:59:40
I play you.
02:59:46
Sure did I we got in there.
02:59:50
I don't know,
02:59:51
but it's amazing.
02:59:53
Fucking play smart.
02:59:55
Fuck that kid. Fuck you.
02:59:57
Next week is going to be monad
03:00:00
Nomad.
03:00:01
Monad mill, Neb.
03:00:03
It's a before, but it's been around longer than you have.
03:00:07
Moab.
03:00:09
Moab is the mother of all.
03:00:12
Hey, last words.
03:00:14
On the,
03:00:17
Your little fucking podcast is worth it.
03:00:36
I they I,
03:00:41
I love.
03:00:45
The podcast.
03:00:48
I love great.
03:00:51
Oh, no.
03:00:55
I, I, I.
03:01:04
Like.
03:01:15
Who I.