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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously?
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It's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events,
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or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Flash Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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And. I main.
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For. The time is now 10:02 p.m..
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Do you know if existence is a gift?
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Or just what happens when reality slips and hits itself in the fundamentals?
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Do you know how many times I will say monad count for bonus points?
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Hi I'm gay Ari, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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You want to understand the monad?
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That's. That's adorable.
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You woke up this morning with dirty sheets, a forgotten password,
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and a hunger that no toaster strudel could fix.
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And you thought, yeah, today's the day I'll finally grasp
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the metaphysical concept of the pre ontological singularity that contains
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all of existence as a closed, self-aware system
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with one brain that runs on caffeine, impulse control, and short form content.
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Okay, brave little toaster, let's go.
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The monad is one. Not the number of.
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Not a digit. Not first place, not lonely.
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Just one.
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Before the big bang.
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Before life, before pants.
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There was the monad.
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And the monad didn't do anything.
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It didn't create. It didn't dream.
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It didn't intend.
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Because all of those are verbs.
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And verbs are for cowards.
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The monad just was uncut, unfiltered.
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Unsubscribe.
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Proof.
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The last YouTube video after the algorithm gives up.
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You can't picture it.
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You're not supposed to.
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The monad isn't a thing.
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It's the reason things are allowed to exist.
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It's what the idea of thinness had to apply to for a visa.
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It's the deep source code behind the flickering error message
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of your personality.
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Ever had that moment in the shower where you remember
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every mistake you've ever made since the second grade?
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That's not anxiety.
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That's the monad whispering hey, you're not real.
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But nice try.
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People ask, is the monad God?
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No, God is marketing.
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The monad doesn't need followers.
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It doesn't need praise.
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It doesn't need churches or crosses or golden statues or tax exempt status.
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The monad already knows it's it because it's the only it.
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Your brain split down the middle hemispheres.
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Duality. Conflict.
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Choices.
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Yes or no?
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Left or right.
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Fight or flight.
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Netflix or productivity. Freewill or fate.
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Taco Bell or actual bell.
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The monad laughs at your binary.
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It doesn't choose.
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It doesn't decide.
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It doesn't weigh options. It simply is.
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And you.
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You are a flicker of confusion inside a nervous system
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that never got permission from the monad to exist in the first place.
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You think you're becoming yourself, that you're growing.
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Evolving?
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No one else is like me.
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You say I'm unique and the main character.
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Okay. Guess what?
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So is everyone else.
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Because every little consciousness thinks it's the monad.
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And that's the cosmic punchline.
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You're not 1 in 1,000,000.
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You're one of a million claiming to be the one.
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It's not a simulation.
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It's an identity theft convention.
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And you're all wearing the same stolen nametag.
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Hello, I am monad.
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Let me guess.
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You started a journal.
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You're into breathwork now.
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You've cut toxic people out of your little podcast
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and replaced them with creamy drinks and appeasement.
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Cute. But here's the rub.
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That moment when you finally found yourself
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that spiritual breakthrough
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that was the monad, letting you peek through the keyhole
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only to slam the door in your face and whisper, there is no key.
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There is no hole.
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You are the door.
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The monad doesn't care if you believe in it.
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You could meditate under a waterfall while being serenaded by quantum
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dolphins, playing Tibetan singing bowls, and the monad would still go.
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Cool story, meat bag.
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Because it doesn't need belief.
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It doesn't need words.
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It doesn't even need time.
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Time is for amateurs.
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The monad remembers the end of the universe like it's old news and laughs.
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In Planck units.
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Ever wonder why you can't change?
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Why you sabotaged yourself right when it's about to work?
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Why you always go back to the same dumb patterns,
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like a hamster in a AI driven dopamine maze?
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Because the monad is looping you.
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You're a recursive fractal feedback loop trapped in a cosmic screensaver
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because the monad is bored,
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and the only thing worse than a lonely god is a bored one.
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But hey, it's not all bad. You have snacks.
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You have memes.
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You have that one song that makes you feel almost real
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when it hits at the right moment in traffic.
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You have love, right? Right.
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Oh, you thought that was real.
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Now that's just two monads rubbing their egos together, hoping for warmth
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and maybe a shared Spotify plan.
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Here's the truth.
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The monad will never explain itself, because explanation requires an audience.
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And if the monad had an audience, that would imply there was something else.
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And there isn't.
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There never was.
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You're not talking to the monad.
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You are the monad talking to itself through this show.
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Through this voice, through this bit,
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through this ridiculous, overlong, glitched out, recursive spiraling.
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Anyway, that's the vibe this week.
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Big. Nothing but everything energy.
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You can try to ignore the monad, but it already subscribed
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to your consciousness on all platforms with notifications on.
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So sit back, relax and enjoy the show
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because the monad never turns itself off.
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Indivisible.
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Inescapable. Insufferable.
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Let's take a quick tech lesson.
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Monad and functional programing.
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All right, listen up.
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You're going to learn today.
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Because when programmers say monad, they're not talking about
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some mystical cosmic ball swinging in the void.
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No, no, they mean something way nerdier.
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A monad in programing is basically a design pattern.
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A fancy way to handle things like data computations or side effects.
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But in a neat, predictable and changeable way.
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Think of it like this.
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Imagine you have a box.
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This box can hold a value.
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Maybe a number, maybe a string, maybe a whole other box.
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Now, a monad is a set of rules for how to take that box,
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do something with the value inside it, and then give you back a new box.
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But it's not just any box.
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It's a magical box that keeps everything tidy, no unexpected messes.
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It chains operations smoothly.
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You can stack actions one after another without breaking the flow.
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It also handles side effects carefully, like dealing with errors
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or maybe IO without blowing up your program.
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If you ever hear someone say monads are just
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a type of monoid in the category of, then the functors,
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you can safely nod, smile, and run for the door.
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In short, monads are the programmer's secret sauce
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for turning complicated, messy data stuff into neat, manageable pipelines.
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Kind of like a cosmic cleaner organizing the universe of code.
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And now back to the real monad,
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the one that might or might not have swung us all into existence.
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Monads. Yeah, I said it.
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Don't act surprised.
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We've been toeing the cosmic testicle line for three minutes now.
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The monad, the monads. The monads.
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The sacred pair of universal onions dangling
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beneath the robe of divine silence.
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Because the monad didn't split.
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No. It dropped.
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It descended like a sacred scrotum from the robes of pre reality, swinging
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gently in the vacuum of nothingness, saying, behold, my twins of consequence.
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And you know what we did?
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We ignored them.
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We covered them with shame, with metaphor,
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with fig leaves, with boxer briefs.
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But here's the truth you cannot understand the universe
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until you come to terms with the fact that existence is balls.
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Yes, existence has nads, and so should you.
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So grow some, grow some nads.
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Grow some metaphorical nads.
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Grow some philosophical, epistemological, spiritual nads.
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Monads.
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Hold them tight in your little mental hand.
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Juggle them with care, because the only way out of the illusion
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is to walk out with your nads out and your heart on strong.
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People think the monad is sterile.
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That it's above reproduction. Above mess.
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Above shame. Wrong.
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The monad invented shame.
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It didn't divide into duality.
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It just got itchy.
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The big bang.
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That wasn't a metaphysical expansion.
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That was a cosmic sack tap,
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a divine clapback.
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An interdimensional. Oops.
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You ever wonder why enlightenment always involves sitting cross-legged and humming?
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That's just ancient posture for protecting your monads.
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Look it up and let's talk about the actual word nads.
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Softest word for the most vulnerable meat.
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You don't call them power orbs or flesh grenades or reality seeds.
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No, you say nads.
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You say it with shame.
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You say it in middle school like you're whispering nuclear codes.
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Because the truth is, everyone's afraid of their own monad.
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Both kinds.
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The cosmic monad.
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The one that contains all of existence.
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And the hormonal monad.
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The one that made you buy that lotion and cry in the car after texting at 2 a.m..
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You up?
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So yeah, maybe you're not ready to meet the monad.
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Maybe you're still figuring out your nads.
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That's fine.
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Just don't pretend you're enlightened while you're still flinching.
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Every time someone says nut tap.
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Enlightenment is not rising above.
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It's learning to sit with your nads monad, monad and say I accept
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those of you.
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I fear for both of you, but I only want a firefighter as a cop.
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Now roll clip.
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Christianity is predicated on these two pillars.
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Confess Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior, and believe in your heart
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that God raised him from the dead to pay the debt for your sins.
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If you confess that and believe that you're going to heaven when you die,
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here's the dilemma I find is really tough to wiggle out of this one
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is if you make this false dilemma for people and say,
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if you don't believe this, you're going to hell, then in my opinion, you've
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absolutely robbed all free will from that person is no longer a free choice.
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It's now just a wedding proposal with a gun to the bride's temple.
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It's a totally inauthentic choice because let's face it, going to hell
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forever isn't a choice that anybody could or would make.
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Pick any other option.
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And that's the option someone's going to choose.
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It is the worst imaginable fate a human being could ever face.
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So it's automatically not a choice anyone could make.
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Nobody would ever choose to burn in hell forever for any reason.
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So now you've just given them really one choice and a threat.
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And that's not salvation.
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That's not genuine.
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Do you really want a religion full of psychological captives in that way?
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You know, everyone's just really afraid of going to hell.
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Yeah, we sing about Jesus, but really, we're just fucking grateful
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we're not going to burn in hell forever.
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And these are the kind of ideologies that make people lose taste
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for Christianity,
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because it starts to show its fruits that there's nothing really substantial here.
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That was pretty.
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That was pretty hard.
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That was pretty strong into the paint.
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It was hard out.
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It was very hard out.
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So Gary's here.
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He's just not visible.
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He's part of us, but he isn't here.
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Gary's not here.
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Gary's not here, man.
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What is going to happen?
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Real monologues are better than I.
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No shit, are there?
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I don't have to tell that to Gary.
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I don't believe that.
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I feel like the AI monologues are ten times better than Gary.
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I appreciated that monologue because it tried to.
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I mean, I don't.
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It's like it came right from my mind.
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That's that's how I feel about if I had to define God, you could pick
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any random name, put it there, and it's just the existence of everything.
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I don't believe you have to worship it.
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I don't believe it cares if you worship it.
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I don't believe it's going to send you to hell,
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but that's a good argument against it.
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Adding all the extra religious nonsense on top of it
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and then arguing against that instead of just accepting the monad
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as your monad.
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I got monads.
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Can you milk me?
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No. Man.
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See if I stopped sweating.
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It's only been like 100 degrees.
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I finally cooled off a little bit here today.
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Oh, you poor thing.
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So what about that monologue?
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What about it?
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It's very monologue.
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Yeah.
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Hold on.
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Hold on to what?
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I should have set this up more.
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Okay.
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Sweet. I can't hear you.
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We had a request for, more wrestling segments.
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So I appreciate that.
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We like our two.
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We like our, chat viewers
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like to make them happy, so
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let's start off with this one.
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Just called this match.
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Roman reigns over tired body work.
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Great.
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Is he going to deliver?
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Oh, that was a good one.
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I don't got you.
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I got so you got to be kidding me.
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Oh, did he do it?
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Well, I get it.
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The finishing touches on this match.
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Do you know what the difference is between this and the WWE performer?
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I think we're going to qualify after this disaster.
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You know, you guys are really fighting for.
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How did he do it?
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Look at it.
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What? A Lesnar was fading away.
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Brock Lesnar is, he's been banned.
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Look at that. Yes.
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Wow. They really went.
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They went all in on that one.
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But this match went down through them.
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Oh. Wow.
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This Strowman deliver steel
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from out of nowhere.
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Straight up the.
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We need that Kamala drop.
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More wrestling. God,
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no! God, please.
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No no no.
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We don't get we don't get drops on the show.
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The show is a non drop show.
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We don't do drops.
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Is that Gary?
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Oh. Talking to his missus Gary.
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No! God, please.
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No no no no no no.
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Well, I mean your little podcast, is it
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right here? It is.
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Thanks for asking.
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Okay.
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But we got to save those two for Rumble.
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I got see, I got two clips in my in my quality that are only rumble.
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All the clips this week, videos
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that are sent from Gary are pretty much anti-religion.
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Yeah, they're pretty much boring.
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Yeah, I, I actually funneled through them.
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I didn't watch any of them. I just looked at the headlines.
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I thought that was quite interesting.
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He can not be part of the podcast, but boy is all of his content
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submitted for the podcast having to do with the horseshit
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that he's not supposed to be on the podcast for.
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I it's almost like a child, isn't it?
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No, I totally agree. I've been on Mrs.
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Gary's side from the beginning.
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I love her to call in at one five, eight, six three rants three and have a chat.
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It's early. It's only 1020.
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I'm sure she's available.
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So many questions.
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Yeah, I'm sure she's very available.
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It's a great shirt.
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You got a.
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I'm not sure
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who's more committed to the show JR or Brady.
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Amen.
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Is there anyone else that we could consider?
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No. One thing I don't want to do, though, is just make this a shit
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on Gary Show, because he's doing enough of that himself.
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I when he looks back at this time and
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and realizes that he didn't stand up and have a pair of monads,
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he needs monads.
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He's going to be very disappointed in monads.
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And so he's got no nads.
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Nomads, That's not it at all.
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Good labeling too. I see.
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He's he's trying to be professional now, and I didn't look at any of these clips.
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I've got clip E8 and clip J4
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with no key, no reference, just letters.
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So I'm going to just randomly pick some.
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What's,
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What do you think?
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Sorry.
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What do you think the meaning of everything is?
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And how did it all start?
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That big question where you say, well, what about before the big Bang?
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What about before the you know, what about before the primordial?
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What about before?
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And all the way back to the point
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where there is no back because time doesn't exist?
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I think that's the way I want to rephrase the question.
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I don't I don't I don't care what you think it is.
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Do you think it's possible?
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Do I think what's possible,
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something to exist greater
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than us, that that doesn't care about time or the constraints
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that our forces were here?
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All right.
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As well. So.
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So you're asking as well.
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So that's a
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see that's really all the part about without Gary here.
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That's that's it.
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That's the argument. That's the debate.
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That's Ryan wants to step in
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or the kid you send the link.
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I'm sure they already have it.
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Why audio so shitty.
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Sounds fine to me.
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The big black reflective glass behind you is so distracting.
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Nobody's going to listen to what you're saying right?
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And so reflective and glassy.
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So StreamYard changed everything.
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I appreciate that.
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I don't know why.
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None of it's really useful. Used to.
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There used to be a single line of your assets,
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and you could drag them to where you wanted.
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So the important ones, you could even put them in order.
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You're playing in the show now.
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They're three rows, which they think are more accessible, but
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tell me how to drop and drag them. Anybody in the comments?
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If you know how to drop and drag those assets in the new stream?
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Yeah, that'd be great because now I got them spread all over the place.
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The new ones I added are on the bottom.
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I can't slide them up
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dragging your ass.
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Thank you. StreamYard
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totally worth the money.
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Raised it up to everybody.
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Leave.
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You not to give in to peer pressure and you don't.
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Technically you did
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until we meet again.
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Remember, if your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure
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and you don't, technically you did.
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So until we meet again.
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So in order to beat peer pressure,
00:22:18
you have to give in to peer pressure.
00:22:23
That's great advice.
00:22:27
I like that you're so technical.
00:22:29
You cannot participate until the show, until your technical,
00:22:31
technical issues are resolved.
00:22:33
Yeah. Your brain is thinking about
00:22:35
is your sound, and I respect that more than anything.
00:22:37
We could just we could just pause the show and then we can.
00:22:40
Yeah, sure.
00:22:45
Know see your story on the checked check to check the the.
00:22:48
I mean, you just sound a little bit,
00:22:51
cheeky.
00:22:51
You know, I think because I'm not up on the microphone
00:22:54
because the table I'm on is a little lower.
00:23:01
I'm going to ask you, what do you think?
00:23:03
What do you think is the, fattest city in America?
00:23:07
Do you think it's where where do you think it might be?
00:23:10
Where draw is all the people who you know,
00:23:15
where in the world is draw?
00:23:17
Yeah, well, this would constitute a good flight down in.
00:23:24
Are you in the TSA about it
00:23:26
is that explains who tells the story.
00:23:29
Gets a truck like that.
00:23:31
Clears up where he's been.
00:23:33
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
00:23:38
Well, tell me where in the world Georgia drew.
00:23:42
Yo, Georgia.
00:23:46
I'm in Crown Royal.
00:23:51
Crown.
00:23:51
Royal. Yep.
00:23:55
Crown. Royal.
00:23:57
Maybe I can show this on YouTube.
00:23:59
Where in the world.
00:24:02
You know what?
00:24:02
You know what they call a MC Royal with
00:24:05
cheese. Wait, that's not it.
00:24:07
A Crown Royal cheese?
00:24:09
Do you know what the crown will
00:24:12
rap rapper Whopper mixed well with cheese.
00:24:15
Quarter pounder with cheese.
00:24:18
The jewels.
00:24:19
As you said, Crown Royal made me think of this.
00:24:21
I don't know if you want a Burger King.
00:24:22
What do they call a whopper?
00:24:24
It bears no results.
00:24:27
I had to know.
00:24:27
So I left Home Depot and did the only thing that made sense.
00:24:31
I hopped on the next flight to pass, but I wasn't here.
00:24:33
I had a little panic attack.
00:24:35
This movie is 30.
00:24:36
I wish I had that kind of little household income.
00:24:38
Paris anyway, but I got on the Wi-Fi.
00:24:40
Unfortunately, Paris is mostly made up of Burger King locations.
00:24:44
Immediately after landing, I saw a car on fire, so I knew I was in
00:24:47
the right place.
00:24:48
BK was closed so I smoke cigarets for the night,
00:24:51
and in the morning I headed in to get some answers.
00:24:53
The kiosk just had gibberish words so I just looked at the pictures.
00:24:57
Now for the moment of truth.
00:24:59
There you have it.
00:25:00
It's called the flame grilled American Retard.
00:25:09
I don't
00:25:10
think you're allowed to say that on YouTube.
00:25:13
You'll have to watch the show and read what it what it says.
00:25:15
Yeah, you have to wait for Rumble.
00:25:19
That's crazy.
00:25:21
Absolutely crazy.
00:25:24
So dumb was the topic monads chosen
00:25:28
because it sounds quite like gonads.
00:25:32
And you're trying to convince Gary to grow a set of them.
00:25:36
That was death.
00:25:37
Enjoying the show thought. Yeah, yeah, that was the shtick.
00:25:39
But the main monads, Gary,
00:25:42
the first ones were moving on without him to try and drag him along.
00:25:46
Like as if your friend.
00:25:47
If you were saying, hey, dude, we're going to the party
00:25:48
and it's going to be fucking awesome, you need to come with us.
00:25:50
That didn't work for us now. Now I'm saying,
00:25:55
dude, if you don't
00:25:55
go, we're going to steer this party into a direction you don't want it to go.
00:25:59
All right.
00:26:00
So I thought, let's talk about some Brady.
00:26:03
We're going to highlight deities for the next couple of months.
00:26:05
Maybe there's Brady over the top.
00:26:09
We're going to talk about how strong people's faith are.
00:26:11
We're going to convert people.
00:26:13
And then once we undo what we did, maybe just maybe Mrs.
00:26:16
Gary I'll let him come back.
00:26:19
So are you at Red lobster?
00:26:21
I don't know, I don't think that is this.
00:26:22
Is that what this is? Here?
00:26:24
Yep. Red lobster.
00:26:25
Oh, I see it.
00:26:26
1309 what is that?
00:26:27
The kids menu plate thing. Paper.
00:26:30
Oh, you can't tell what it is.
00:26:31
Which is the best part.
00:26:33
The fuck is that, Carl?
00:26:34
Why can't I think oh, a placemat. That's what I was trying to think of.
00:26:37
I think it'd be anywhere like it'd be from this weekend.
00:26:39
That could be.
00:26:41
You have.
00:26:41
No, it could be. Well, that's quite a tricky clue, then.
00:26:44
If you're doing shit like that. That's really nice, though.
00:26:46
I mean that literally from earlier, where I saw
00:26:50
a, couple making out at the, bar.
00:26:53
I was out there, and then they proceeded to go to the beach that was down below.
00:26:57
And almost have what I would refer to as simulated sex.
00:27:02
Yeah. They were having softcore porn, like on the beach.
00:27:04
They're two women or a man and a woman. Sorry, I heard.
00:27:07
Oh, man, a woman is very weird there at the bar.
00:27:09
I glanced over
00:27:11
and I just happened to glance over next to me,
00:27:12
just to see what was going on over there, because I hadn't looked over there yet,
00:27:15
and and my man and her were like, standing up and like.
00:27:20
Like,
00:27:20
I don't know, like, front to back, but like, over the top,
00:27:23
like making out over the top and sure, like asses in his dick.
00:27:26
And they were all like, oh.
00:27:27
And like I happened to just, like, catch eye contact with them for a second.
00:27:31
And it was just one of his weird moments where it's like,
00:27:33
no, no, dude, I'm not like staring at you guys.
00:27:35
I just happened to look over and you just happened to look up.
00:27:38
So I purposely did not look back over at them the rest of the time.
00:27:41
And then I realized, oh shit, that's them down there now.
00:27:43
And yeah, they were going to town for quite a while.
00:27:46
He was kissing on her neck.
00:27:47
She was like visibly moaning like he was.
00:27:50
She was straddling him while sitting down and laying down.
00:27:54
He proceeded to then get up, because they needed to rinse the
00:27:57
sand off of themselves.
00:27:58
And then he gets up and walks with what is a very obvious boner,
00:28:02
and then lays down in the water, and the water is not that deep.
00:28:05
So literally he lays down in the water, and the only thing that's
00:28:08
sticking out above the water is his bone.
00:28:11
And then he, like, gets up like there's no boner here
00:28:15
and there's like children within, like, I don't know, 30ft of these people, like,
00:28:18
while they're on the beach. It's not great.
00:28:20
It's beach.
00:28:21
Well, this was, when I sent the picture.
00:28:23
This is literally.
00:28:25
I don't know if 6:00.
00:28:27
I don't watch the texts really too much.
00:28:31
6:00, 6:00.
00:28:32
There's an establishment here,
00:28:34
and there's a little beach on both sides of it that, I went to the restaurant.
00:28:39
The other. And it is not.
00:28:40
I'll be honest.
00:28:41
I'm going to cut right to the chase.
00:28:42
Are you just jealous that he was getting some and you were just watching?
00:28:46
No, because she was pretty skinny, had no tits?
00:28:48
No, I say
00:28:50
yeah, but it did.
00:28:51
He kind of see kind of like had a sandwich.
00:28:53
He kind of stuck his chest out purposefully
00:28:55
to try and make himself look like more manually manly, manually.
00:29:00
Now you just made it weird.
00:29:01
Yeah, yeah, it was odd.
00:29:03
So it's weird because the same beach, my
00:29:06
my girlfriend and I came here, I've.
00:29:09
So I'm not on vacation. I'm on a work trip.
00:29:11
Believe it or not.
00:29:13
I don't believe it.
00:29:14
I know, right, I know, but, I had a work trip here, a few years ago,
00:29:19
and then my bitch and I came here, last whatever.
00:29:24
We came to this area because I knew it from work, and it's a nice little spot.
00:29:28
And she knew it from a, bachelorette party that she went to one time.
00:29:32
But, when we came here,
00:29:36
I don't remember if this is part of the show.
00:29:37
Had to have been, there was the the, there was a, woman
00:29:42
who was getting a photoshoot done,
00:29:46
on this beach, and she was discussing this big, fat black woman showing that fat.
00:29:50
But her ass was, And it was just disgusting.
00:29:53
And her and this other, I think there was like, a three girls
00:29:55
that were doing a photoshoot on the same exact beach.
00:29:57
And it was funny because I we come, I come back and there's this other woman,
00:30:02
like this old lady had had the camera while this other dude,
00:30:05
these other two dudes are watching and she was like posing by this,
00:30:08
by these like, beach weeds.
00:30:10
And I just love these photo shoots to where, like, it looks like this
00:30:14
picturesque sweet spot, but it's really
00:30:16
like the stinkiest spot of fucking, the area that I'm met.
00:30:20
There are a lot of beach weeds now that you say that.
00:30:23
Yeah. No.
00:30:24
That's it. That's more like the road there.
00:30:26
But there's like, this is like the corner of,
00:30:29
Bay area.
00:30:32
Clue and.
00:30:34
Oh, yeah, I recognize that.
00:30:36
And, it's like it gets stinky in this corner.
00:30:38
And so you don't really want to swim in this corner.
00:30:41
People do. But you.
00:30:43
What is it? Yeah.
00:30:44
Is it somewhere around Lake Erie?
00:30:48
No, but that's a good point about stinky corners.
00:30:51
Yeah.
00:30:51
So much so that it was on fire in my lifetime.
00:30:57
No, no fires around this.
00:30:58
These parts.
00:31:00
They allowed swimming in the in a French river
00:31:03
where they had the Olympics last year for the first time in 100 years.
00:31:09
But not because, I mean, they say they dirty, right?
00:31:11
Well, it was it's been. That's why they haven't for a hundred years.
00:31:14
But now, since they cleaned it up for the Olympics,
00:31:15
they opened it to the public for the first time in a hundred years.
00:31:18
What is cleaning it up until I don't understand.
00:31:20
Then they used to be like sewage runoff, and then they just shut the sewers off.
00:31:24
Yeah,
00:31:25
they were bragging that they're to the point now, the only natural.
00:31:28
So they must stop. They must have stopped shocking it.
00:31:31
Or whatever you do, if it's like a pool, you know
00:31:34
it's on it.
00:31:34
It's doing its own thing.
00:31:35
Now they're not. Apparently they're not.
00:31:38
I would assume you just add chlorine till everything's dead
00:31:40
and hope it starts over.
00:31:42
Don't do that.
00:31:43
How that works, by the way, I don't know.
00:31:45
I've never cleaned up a river.
00:31:47
I would assume it takes a long time.
00:31:49
A lot of filtering.
00:31:50
I would just drain it and refill it like I do my tub.
00:31:53
But it's probably harder than it is, said speaking River
00:31:58
flooding.
00:31:58
But thing in Texas we should probably mention it.
00:32:01
Well, we have our first official gas. Oh
00:32:05
yeah.
00:32:06
Oh, Saint Joe, this
00:32:07
doesn't look like anywhere in Saint Joe, Indiana I've ever seen.
00:32:10
I don't know where Saint Joe Indian is, but
00:32:13
if it's near Gary
00:32:15
Gary stink, maybe.
00:32:17
Yeah, that's a good. Yeah, Gary does stink.
00:32:19
Fucking sucks.
00:32:21
I'm the armpit of the nation, is what it's called.
00:32:24
Because you got army. Kind of. Really?
00:32:26
Yeah.
00:32:26
Because if you go
00:32:27
if you ever drive from the east to Chicago,
00:32:29
you have to go through Gary for a tiny bit.
00:32:32
And everyone is like, everyone has the same reaction.
00:32:34
What the fuck is that
00:32:38
smell? Okay, I don't know.
00:32:39
Michigan City's not too far from there.
00:32:40
I like Michigan City.
00:32:42
I like Michigan City.
00:32:44
I don't get it, but I like it.
00:32:46
Yeah, I don't get it either.
00:32:47
It's like they wish they were Michigan, but they're not.
00:32:50
Well, it's like they they opened a store and built a city around it.
00:32:54
Right? Yeah.
00:32:55
Oh, they got a nice brewery in there.
00:32:57
They've got a nice little zoo
00:32:58
I went to one time, that you can get lake access there.
00:33:02
And what's the other thing?
00:33:05
So are you in Michigan City?
00:33:07
There's no lake like that there.
00:33:08
No, I don't I don't know, Seattle.
00:33:12
The best part is the the photo is blurry, so like, slightly blurry, like the, the.
00:33:18
Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:18
You know, it's a nice
00:33:20
it kind of the photo of the phone kind of did that on its own.
00:33:22
It didn't focus. Right.
00:33:23
And I go, no, that's perfect because kind of lends a little bit of mystique.
00:33:28
Well, depending on how much content you have,
00:33:30
we can make this go on for like an hour.
00:33:32
I know. Right.
00:33:33
It's almost like you can't tell.
00:33:34
There may or may not be palm trees, those
00:33:38
that may or may not be like a white sandy beach versus like a regular, you know,
00:33:44
Like, you know,
00:33:48
the sandstone sediment.
00:33:52
Clay.
00:33:53
Right.
00:33:54
So is that a great lake that would shorten it up a bit.
00:33:59
That would.
00:34:00
And boy, did I not just
00:34:04
go through a few sentences that would have cleared that question.
00:34:08
Yeah.
00:34:08
You wouldn't have had to ask it some more producing than hosting.
00:34:12
We need a third person here to play the game.
00:34:14
Well, those there may not be palm trees that are blurred,
00:34:17
which is why I like the blurring that went with I went with may not be,
00:34:24
There, there are those fake cell towers
00:34:26
that are always palm trees, even if they're in the middle of.
00:34:29
Yeah,
00:34:31
because palm trees have that perfect long tower,
00:34:34
you know, trunk and then. Yes.
00:34:38
On top.
00:34:40
Yeah.
00:34:40
And I hope Gehry makes a guest appearance.
00:34:43
Right.
00:34:45
He might. Yes.
00:34:46
So while we're trying to call him, are you.
00:34:50
What if we just call him and he answers, is that count?
00:34:52
Well, what was like B man.
00:34:53
He's like no, like draws is calling me.
00:34:56
He's not even allowed to text anymore.
00:34:57
He's like, I know how to text or talk to anyone on the phone
00:35:01
during these hours of the day yesterday, Tuesday through Sunday,
00:35:05
only he's on specific
00:35:09
fucking watch Monday constantly.
00:35:11
What was the last two times I was at his house?
00:35:14
He was just digging this huge giant hole in his backyard.
00:35:17
So I bet it's a well for what? Down the.
00:35:20
He's down in the well.
00:35:21
No, it must be ocean.
00:35:23
Why did he call, the dig hotline before he did the.
00:35:29
Miss dig?
00:35:30
Yeah, definitely. Columnist dig 611.
00:35:32
I think it is,
00:35:34
Miss dig.
00:35:35
She's a whore.
00:35:37
Yeah, but she's a, you know, she a whore?
00:35:39
Think it's a word?
00:35:40
Definitely has a use.
00:35:41
I'm going to back up my statement.
00:35:44
So while we're trying to guess your city, is it
00:35:47
is it McLaren, Texas.
00:35:50
Now the water.
00:35:50
Is there a large body of water?
00:35:54
Lots of people still missing
00:35:56
80 plus people in Texas.
00:35:58
But I would have a flash.
00:36:00
Floods, thousand year flood, flash floods.
00:36:03
I want to talk about it later because there's a flash flood.
00:36:06
We got a fucking Gary missing.
00:36:08
A lot of people are blaming chem trails and weather modification,
00:36:11
so I would definitely touch on that on Rumble though,
00:36:14
because you know, you can't say shit like that. You kidding me?
00:36:19
So the fattest
00:36:20
the fattest city in the US is McAllen, Texas.
00:36:25
I may say McLaren, Flint.
00:36:27
Let's look for, Michigan. One.
00:36:30
I mean, we're nowhere anywhere near anything that I've seen so far.
00:36:34
Not even canton, Ohio. No.
00:36:39
Fort Wayne, Indiana?
00:36:42
Nope.
00:36:44
So palm trees has to be then.
00:36:46
South or west.
00:36:47
Interesting.
00:36:48
Oh, you want to try on 36th, 36.
00:36:52
Oh, and it's dark, motherfucker.
00:36:54
So you're east? I'm smart.
00:36:56
It only be like, 738 if you were in California.
00:36:59
It's dork.
00:37:00
Dork, dork and pine trees.
00:37:03
So you're south of what Kentucky?
00:37:07
You're. It's dark, so you're parallel.
00:37:09
You can't even if it get dark.
00:37:12
Why don't you start
00:37:14
our go so you know more of our.
00:37:17
All right, so that's what we got. Chat.
00:37:18
We got palm trees
00:37:20
right across from the hotel.
00:37:23
But see, that would have been cool.
00:37:26
You made it stop.
00:37:28
So Detroit's the 36th fattest city.
00:37:31
But I don't see
00:37:33
any other from Michigan.
00:37:35
I think you're like the third city.
00:37:37
I think your mother is a fair city.
00:37:41
Whoa, dude,
00:37:43
we get dual draw.
00:37:44
Yeah, Detroit 36.
00:37:45
That's it.
00:37:46
She.
00:37:49
Wow. Dual angle,
00:37:52
dual angle draw.
00:37:55
So. Do you.
00:37:59
Are you in a room this is,
00:38:03
Is it though?
00:38:04
Is it what?
00:38:06
So you stay in way more rooms than me.
00:38:08
What makes it sweet?
00:38:11
The fact that I got upgraded.
00:38:13
And so it's a two room sweet, sweet.
00:38:17
I chose the, top floor upgrade.
00:38:20
So you're a.
00:38:24
Sorry.
00:38:24
Somebody upgraded for free
00:38:27
and how do you do that?
00:38:30
I don't know, it just tells you. They just tell you what?
00:38:32
Go away.
00:38:34
Really, I like that.
00:38:37
That's frightening.
00:38:39
So yeah, more.
00:38:40
Let's go in more. But it was frightening.
00:38:42
It's a good hotel for you besides just being upgraded.
00:38:45
I mean, you got to get your money's worth.
00:38:46
You're obviously on a higher floor. Is it a it's a suite.
00:38:49
Does it have a balcony?
00:38:49
The higher floor was my own choice because, I know I wanted a better view,
00:38:56
and this is just nothing but, water
00:38:58
view out my window here.
00:39:02
Yeah. That's good.
00:39:03
Certain times of the year, it's not good.
00:39:05
You cannot go out there certain times of the year.
00:39:08
Well, I didn't share this picture, but this is out of the.
00:39:12
Yeah, I don't think we can see shit.
00:39:16
That's just a puddle of water.
00:39:18
Right.
00:39:20
So yeah. You.
00:39:21
And it's not that exciting
00:39:22
because I was just at a large puddle of water all weekend,
00:39:27
and now I'm back at a large pot of water.
00:39:30
Yeah.
00:39:32
And it's probably pretty dead because everyone was there over the weekend.
00:39:35
No. It's great. That's the best part about it.
00:39:38
It's still hot.
00:39:38
It's hotter.
00:39:39
Shit, it's not the time of year
00:39:40
that you would like to visit an area like this, but
00:39:44
it's still great.
00:39:45
So are you in a state without an income tax free?
00:39:48
I don't know which ones.
00:39:50
I don't know.
00:39:53
It was too much like if I may or may not be, I don't know.
00:39:57
It was very specific.
00:39:59
Would you ask the, I think there's only one right down there.
00:40:03
The other one.
00:40:04
What I Texas, Washington.
00:40:08
Which state would that be that doesn't have an income tax?
00:40:10
I think it's Texas, Washington and Florida.
00:40:14
It could be
00:40:14
could be one of those interesting interesting enough.
00:40:18
Yeah.
00:40:19
It's too common.
00:40:20
Peaceful to be Texas.
00:40:21
Can we guess what body of water?
00:40:24
No, this this may or may not be.
00:40:29
I can tell you it's attached to something
00:40:32
that's like, it's like brand new,
00:40:36
like a brand new body of water.
00:40:38
It's attached to a brand new body of water.
00:40:40
Right.
00:40:41
This piece of water strip club, capital of the world,
00:40:45
Tampa Bay, Florida.
00:40:47
That would have to be correct.
00:40:49
Holy shit.
00:40:51
Has that ever happened before?
00:40:53
Your.
00:40:55
Do you freak out the club
00:40:57
because they dare to say hello?
00:41:00
It rains quick when the ice serves
00:41:03
that to go
00:41:06
where in the world is the region? Dr.
00:41:09
Drew?
00:41:10
Yo, Yujiro.
00:41:14
I'm right here.
00:41:16
Draw.
00:41:17
It's pretty crazy, but,
00:41:22
It's pretty good.
00:41:24
So you drink one beer.
00:41:25
You're not an alcoholic.
00:41:27
You make one song on SoundCloud.
00:41:29
You're not a rapper.
00:41:30
But I. Yes you are.
00:41:32
Who the fuck starts a conversation
00:41:34
like that?
00:41:40
You can't guess more than once.
00:41:41
You can't do that. You're wrong. Then you just gave up.
00:41:44
You just fucked up your first answer by answering a second time.
00:41:47
Wrong. It's a bit of a delay, maybe.
00:41:50
No, it doesn't matter.
00:41:51
He got. He got answer. Happy.
00:41:54
So you got to pay back your winnings, man.
00:41:56
You got to pay him back your winnings.
00:41:57
Do you see the big beautiful bill passed?
00:42:00
Should we talk about.
00:42:00
Did it? It did.
00:42:03
Awesome.
00:42:04
Because I'm going to be getting some overtime this weekend. This week.
00:42:07
And that one.
00:42:08
I can't think of the Republican, but he stuck.
00:42:11
He snuck in a gambling provision that you can only do 90% of your losses now.
00:42:16
So you could you'll be taxed more than comes in for professional gamblers.
00:42:20
How does that even work? I don't understand how that even
00:42:24
what what makes no sense to me.
00:42:26
How do you how do you lose money on a gamble and then claim it as a law?
00:42:31
Like, I don't understand how that works.
00:42:32
I lost money, so if you're a professional gambler, claim this anymore.
00:42:36
So you as a just a commoner, give me a tax break because I suck at
00:42:39
gambling?
00:42:41
No. So if you're a professional gambler, you can go and you can file.
00:42:44
I don't, I'm not. So I don't know what to do.
00:42:46
But if you file some kind of tax exemption and you, you're able to,
00:42:49
claim your losses, just like a cost for a business.
00:42:53
And at the end of the year, you just pay taxes on whatever.
00:42:56
You're up. If you're down, you don't pay taxes.
00:42:58
But now, since it's only 90%, there's a couple of breakdowns
00:43:01
on the on the internet that makes us they're saying why that makes sense.
00:43:04
So say you don't have to pay taxes on it.
00:43:06
Why? Why do
00:43:09
because it's not income.
00:43:11
It doesn't matter.
00:43:12
It doesn't matter if you lost it, you fucking it was income at one point.
00:43:15
It sure does.
00:43:17
If it was income at one point,
00:43:18
it gives a fuck what you do after you make that income.
00:43:21
After it goes into my bank,
00:43:22
you know, like so you again, you're looking from a common point.
00:43:25
This is not somebody who has any other job.
00:43:27
Their job is gambling. That's their job though.
00:43:30
That's why do they get special provisions.
00:43:31
It's horseshit.
00:43:33
I don't know, but that money right.
00:43:36
I don't I don't know, but he did it.
00:43:39
He did it because.
00:43:40
Because they have a fucking a field of of job that's untraditional.
00:43:44
So you get breaks on it
00:43:46
because you play games with money instead of actually having a tangible
00:43:52
I'm perfectly fine.
00:43:53
I'm perfectly fine with it because at the end of the year
00:43:55
or the end of the quarter, however, you're supposed to file,
00:43:57
depending on how much money you make or whatever type of organization you are,
00:44:01
you're support as much money as you get in your pocket for profit,
00:44:05
taxable income.
00:44:08
You're supposed to pay
00:44:10
the rules on that.
00:44:11
So if they say you, you know, they never got that money.
00:44:16
Never went into his pocket, why would he why would you have to pay tax on that.
00:44:20
But now with this new provision, you'll end up paying more tax than you're
00:44:24
it's possible for you to pay more tax than what
00:44:28
you brought in.
00:44:36
Who I just I don't know if we can.
00:44:39
Does this mean like black people that have more fatigue than your average person.
00:44:44
Or is this being like is this black fatigue like the common.
00:44:47
I learned a new saying this week can you guys give me your perspective?
00:44:51
Black fatigue.
00:44:52
That either means that it means that black people are more tired
00:44:55
than your average human, because they have this
00:44:58
deep history of I would assume that it meant fatigue.
00:45:02
Army. Yeah. Like, look at exactly what I thought.
00:45:05
If you're in the Army and you need to hide at night, you need black fatigue.
00:45:08
Oh, okay. Get that black coffee, too.
00:45:11
Either that or, like, everyone's just being beaten over the head with black.
00:45:14
Black this, black that.
00:45:16
I just recently saw that, there was three, black.
00:45:20
There were three black, men drafted
00:45:23
to the NHL in the top, I don't know.
00:45:27
And like the the whatever.
00:45:29
I saw the post was, from some entity and it was like, oh, yeah, you know,
00:45:33
the NHL, like, you know, is getting it.
00:45:35
Like they were proud to turn it, like to make it black.
00:45:38
And the the words were kind of like, let's make it more black.
00:45:42
Let's make the NHL black.
00:45:43
And, you know,
00:45:45
and it's like, I don't understand why you would want to do that or why the.
00:45:48
And they did, but they always complained that it was way too fucking cold in their.
00:45:53
I just don't
00:45:53
understand why like if, if black people, take the hockey great.
00:45:57
If they don't great.
00:45:59
Like, I don't know why we need to interject
00:46:01
black people into hockey versus just having it be what it is like.
00:46:04
Example.
00:46:04
As soon as you outspokenly interject black people
00:46:07
into the NHL or black into the word, you get black fatigue.
00:46:10
Yeah, you know what that is called?
00:46:12
Racism.
00:46:14
Why not just talk about fatigue?
00:46:16
I have fatigue, I'm sick of almost everything right now.
00:46:20
A lot of people, a lot of us are, mostly
00:46:23
some, bald headed fuckface with glasses.
00:46:27
Who. What?
00:46:28
I don't know what you mean.
00:46:29
Hopefully comes on,
00:46:31
hopefully.
00:46:32
You guys know all you're talking about.
00:46:35
I will tear my new asshole flame grilled American.
00:46:39
Oh, retarded.
00:46:40
Yeah.
00:46:42
It's for jelly.
00:46:46
Tell you
00:46:48
what actually takes it.
00:46:48
Is that like being tired of being beaten over the head with all this?
00:46:52
You know, you got to be.
00:46:54
No. See?
00:46:55
No, that makes sense, since they should call that racist fatigue.
00:46:58
But black fatigue is basically how black people feel from
00:47:02
constantly being, oh, we gotta we gotta follow up.
00:47:05
Yeah.
00:47:09
Fatigue from the current behavior
00:47:11
of certain black people.
00:47:15
Certain certain what you mean what's that behavior?
00:47:17
I don't understand with that behavior, I don't I don't like the direction of this.
00:47:21
Yeah. I'm not I know I'm not around much.
00:47:23
Young people in general, let alone young black
00:47:27
people curious as to how many young black people.
00:47:30
Well, they're six, nine, seven, eight around.
00:47:34
It's very concerning things around a lot of money.
00:47:36
Yeah.
00:47:36
How many young individuals what is it for so far to this?
00:47:41
Like it's that's going to go down and have a beer at some point
00:47:43
because during into beer. Yes.
00:47:48
Speaking of beer you
00:47:49
this the Segways on this show are so professional right.
00:47:53
I have to find the beer.
00:47:55
I have a beer segment.
00:47:56
Where's the queer?
00:47:59
Which you're going to have to be.
00:48:00
Where's the beef?
00:48:01
Oh, I thought it was.
00:48:02
Where's the beef? Sorry.
00:48:04
I lost the clip.
00:48:07
So much other just nonsense in here.
00:48:20
Wait.
00:48:21
It got real quiet and, super quiet.
00:48:26
I'm looking for a clip.
00:48:28
Well, beer.
00:48:29
Well, a very, very heavy, heavy burden tonight
00:48:34
we had a very there's Derrickson but let's go ahead.
00:48:37
Terrorist chasing those who had the pet
00:48:40
I should have played this one in honor Ryan.
00:48:42
It's hard to really hear her voice.
00:48:44
Lady Gaga with all the chic-a-boo music that she got every one of college.
00:48:49
You. Yeah,
00:48:51
a bow.
00:48:53
City of Detroit will now fully manage
00:48:56
staff detention center.
00:49:03
Well,
00:49:03
who would want to work at a place where they have a staff detention center?
00:49:07
That makes no sense.
00:49:14
Okay, where's my free beer?
00:49:22
This is bad timing.
00:49:23
Him walking down to me looking for free beer.
00:49:28
Hey. You posted.
00:49:29
Listen to Rogan.
00:49:31
What's that? That'll be good content.
00:49:33
I'm sure.
00:49:37
You're not going to talk while you're in the hallway ordering your beer?
00:49:40
Fucking asshole.
00:49:42
Sorry.
00:49:43
I thought you could hear me. Had my one unmuted.
00:49:45
He's had, like, two bitches on this fucking park. Yes.
00:49:48
Or the same bitch twice on his podcast, at least talking about the guy
00:49:51
named Direwolves.
00:49:53
Where are you?
00:49:54
Heard it. Adorable.
00:49:56
Yeah.
00:49:56
They they did not bring back entire direwolf, contrary to the news.
00:50:01
Yeah, they made it sound like that's what the bitch did last time
00:50:04
because she's like, everyone's freaking out that like,
00:50:06
it was like, no, we're not introducing it back into the wild.
00:50:09
We just, like, made some.
00:50:10
And I have them captive, like. Yeah, but they do.
00:50:13
They did say that same quote on Jurassic Park.
00:50:15
I'm sure that's probably
00:50:17
why I thought it sounded like the
00:50:20
when she was on the first time, it did sound like
00:50:22
they were reintroducing them, so it was kind of odd.
00:50:24
I don't know.
00:50:25
I found some dumbasses.
00:50:29
All right, so you're going to get a beer?
00:50:31
Yeah. I'm here.
00:50:33
Where's my.
00:50:33
Oh, there it is.
00:50:36
You're not disturbed.
00:50:40
These are the weirdest
00:50:42
and most mysterious diseases you've probably never heard of.
00:50:47
Jesus is number one is my favorite.
00:50:49
It's called auto brewery syndrome.
00:50:52
Auto brewery syndrome, also known as gut fermentation
00:50:54
syndrome, is a strange medical condition where a person experiences intoxication
00:50:58
from alcohol through abnormal gut fermentation
00:51:02
and some type of fungus.
00:51:04
It produces alcohol out of regular food and drinks containing carbohydrates,
00:51:08
yeast, and bacteria that thrive in that part of the body.
00:51:12
So if you have aches and pains,
00:51:14
by the way, this show is not medical advice.
00:51:17
Do not listen to us.
00:51:19
We don't have the authority to tell you anything about anything,
00:51:23
aches and pains and bloating.
00:51:25
You know what?
00:51:26
We don't need to list these blood sugar cravings.
00:51:28
Wait a minute.
00:51:29
This is. This is me. Black fatigue.
00:51:32
That's weird.
00:51:34
The regular sugar for cravings.
00:51:37
So I have something to say, but I can't.
00:51:43
Oh, maybe this guy in the beach
00:51:44
at your location in Tampa Bay, Florida,
00:51:48
had persistent sexual arousal syndrome.
00:51:51
PSA was.
00:51:54
Also called persistent genital arousal syndrome.
00:51:57
Causes people who live perpetually on the brink of an orgasm.
00:52:01
Yeah, they both know they both work.
00:52:04
So well.
00:52:06
Jaws frozen and reconnecting.
00:52:08
I have to say that our first clip talked about that there's no way there's hell.
00:52:12
I would like to think that being how is that worded?
00:52:16
To live perpetually at the brink of an orgasm would be hell.
00:52:21
Do you ever get to.
00:52:24
I'm going to come.
00:52:26
Oh, actually, yeah.
00:52:28
He always says I'm going to come.
00:52:30
He's never said.
00:52:31
He never said I, he never said I came.
00:52:35
The sensations are partly relieved through orgasm.
00:52:38
Oh well all right.
00:52:39
Well if you can still have an orgasm.
00:52:42
But then they returned suddenly within a few hours.
00:52:45
So if you ever see that that homeless guy with his eyes all look like that
00:52:48
score from that one place age movie, that's
00:52:52
that might be his problem.
00:52:54
Number three is walking corpse syndrome.
00:52:57
The walking corpse syndrome, also known as Qatar syndrome.
00:53:02
So maybe it's Qatar syndrome,
00:53:06
a neuropsychiatric disorder related to depression.
00:53:09
Well, that sounds a little.
00:53:10
I know, I'm just going to get up here, take it back to my room.
00:53:13
This syndrome makes people believe that they are dead or missing their soul.
00:53:17
But I'm able to get to here and take you back to Germany.
00:53:19
I guess you may go first.
00:53:20
What do you think, Gary? Tumor. Oh, no.
00:53:25
Damn.
00:53:25
All right, let's wait for him to finish ordering.
00:53:30
That's backwards.
00:53:35
So, Gary, let it.
00:53:37
Please, please reach out to somebody.
00:53:38
If you're attempting self-harm.
00:53:41
I'm speechless.
00:53:41
You're never gonna have delusions of this melody in this other or not
00:53:48
delusions that one is dying, dead, or no longer exists.
00:53:50
I we haven't seen you.
00:53:52
You no longer exist here.
00:53:54
Insensitivity to pain.
00:53:56
We can't go for that when you have lots.
00:53:58
You're very sensitive.
00:53:59
He stops.
00:54:01
Oh, patient stops speaking. Stops speaking.
00:54:04
So all these symptoms I'm going over pretty much Gary's suffering from.
00:54:07
So I'm thinking he has walking corpse syndrome.
00:54:11
The patient stops speaking.
00:54:12
He hasn't been on refusal to eat because his life suck the life out of him.
00:54:16
Well, he's having delusions of being dead, being, you know, there is no afterlife.
00:54:19
He reached such a level of depression that he died before he died.
00:54:24
Has he been melancholy lately?
00:54:27
Yeah, he's a very good.
00:54:29
Voices tell the patient that he's dead or dying.
00:54:32
You're dead. You're dying.
00:54:34
So we there? We.
00:54:35
We checked all those off his walking corpse.
00:54:40
I don't know, I don't know if numbers number four is kind of
00:54:42
like a Tourette's thing, but you can have foreign accent syndrome.
00:54:46
Foreign accent syndrome stems from a damage
00:54:48
to the part of the brain associated with speech.
00:54:50
Something that I probably have.
00:54:52
This happens after that person suddenly wakes up speaking a different accent.
00:54:57
Bloody hell
00:54:59
yeah, I do that all the time for fun.
00:55:01
I got a real
00:55:04
phobia.
00:55:07
What I want to know is that there's that.
00:55:10
There's that person who's never been exposed to that accent.
00:55:13
Is it possible?
00:55:14
No, that would blow my mind.
00:55:15
Where where would that company, if they've never heard it,
00:55:17
never been there and never been exposed to it, suddenly speak
00:55:20
to the point where it's it's impassable.
00:55:23
It's passing, like kind of like they locals.
00:55:26
Oh, by the way, that
00:55:28
number five can
00:55:29
let's skip a few stone man syndrome.
00:55:34
It's a rare condition where the body's tissues slowly turn into bones.
00:55:37
Oh, yeah, I've seen that. There's a.
00:55:39
That's nasty.
00:55:41
I think we talked about that in the show.
00:55:42
Allison Wonderland syndrome.
00:55:44
Syndrome or Todd syndrome?
00:55:47
Thank god.
00:55:49
Presley syndrome.
00:55:51
It usually presents migraines that can distort the person's body image,
00:55:55
including the size of their head, hands and feet.
00:55:59
When they look in a mirror or when they look down
00:56:02
or both. Oh.
00:56:09
How about number ten?
00:56:09
Parasitic twin A parasitic twinning happens
00:56:13
when one of the fetuses stops developing during pregnancy.
00:56:16
A parasitic twin is an attach to the other.
00:56:18
Oh, we've we've seen that with the we've had that on the show too with the
00:56:23
was a South Park episode two of the baby on the face.
00:56:26
They usually
00:56:30
Lop it off.
00:56:32
Just like, what's your name or and they laugh it off
00:56:36
like, what's her name is poor Hans.
00:56:41
That probably procedure's probably happened by now.
00:56:45
Ooh. Human werewolf syndrome.
00:56:48
That's, It's characterized by.
00:56:51
Yeah, it's it's excessive hair growth anywhere in a person's body,
00:56:55
including the face.
00:56:56
Wait a minute, wait a second.
00:56:58
Wait.
00:56:58
We're all werewolves, but.
00:57:01
All right, let's let's how how?
00:57:04
Yeah. Is that?
00:57:07
What are you, a cat?
00:57:09
Yeah, yeah.
00:57:12
I thought that was going to be a moment.
00:57:14
Fuck you.
00:57:16
You thought we were going to have a moment?
00:57:18
I thought we were,
00:57:22
Instead,
00:57:24
you. That.
00:57:30
This one is just simply titled draw on the show.
00:57:46
Oh, it's a little piggy.
00:57:54
Oh, that was so, so satisfying.
00:57:59
So this little piggy went
00:58:03
all the way home.
00:58:04
And then this little piggy went
00:58:06
roll the clip.
00:58:07
Grady.
00:58:09
You know, quick break
00:58:12
the conclusions you are reaching.
00:58:38
It's really not over.
00:58:39
It goes on for another fact.
00:58:41
Yeah.
00:58:42
No, that's all I wanted. As above.
00:58:44
So below.
00:58:46
Fuckin bullshit.
00:58:57
There's a large gray wolf on the right
00:58:59
and a dire wolf on the left, just for size comparison.
00:59:04
Oh, interesting.
00:59:05
And these these.
00:59:06
So they they're calling them direwolves.
00:59:08
But all they did was inject some direwolf DNA and change and make something.
00:59:12
They made a new species.
00:59:14
That's a combination of a wolf with a tiny bit of dire wolf to make the size.
00:59:18
Kind of like the way they're splicing of all kinds of shit with that.
00:59:21
What's that thing?
00:59:22
Very interesting.
00:59:23
Splicing the vector, I don't know.
00:59:26
Insert opener Lecter.
00:59:31
But once they do
00:59:31
that, they definitely did not reanimate
00:59:34
or what do they call it on an extinct.
00:59:38
It's a wonderful word.
00:59:40
They did not un extinct the dire wolf.
00:59:42
They made a new species that may be very sim like.
00:59:45
If the way I heard it is, if it was a puzzle piece, it's so similar
00:59:48
that you could stick
00:59:49
this thing into the puzzle piece and it would fulfill the need.
00:59:52
The problem is, though, is that puzzle piece
00:59:55
existed thousands, hundreds, thousands, millions.
00:59:58
I don't know how long ago the dire wolf went extinct.
01:00:00
That puzzle doesn't exist anymore.
01:00:02
So, like, that's why you get, like, the Jurassic Park scenarios.
01:00:06
Clearly, this thing needs more food than the regular wolf next to it.
01:00:09
Just by comparison, right?
01:00:13
It needs more food by comparison.
01:00:15
And any, any, any, is it a who studies these?
01:00:19
Is that an anthro, a wolf lady?
01:00:23
Well, when the wolf lady says, you know, the reason these went extinct mostly
01:00:26
was competition of prey with humans,
01:00:30
why would we reintroduce a competitor?
01:00:35
I don't know if it were born like.
01:00:37
I mean, we're doing we're going to we're going to do, saber tooth
01:00:40
tigers next, and mammoths, we wait.
01:00:43
I'd rather do, velociraptor, but,
01:00:45
Jurassic Park, yeah.
01:00:49
Well, it was it was interesting because the first time she was on it
01:00:52
made it sound like they were introducing
01:00:54
them back into the wildlife, and that they did kind of just modify
01:01:00
some shit and just kind of created what they assume is a direwolf.
01:01:03
When she went on Rogan's podcast, the second time, she said that, no,
01:01:08
they're not introducing them back into wildlife.
01:01:11
They are just keeping them in that they are, actually a direwolf
01:01:15
because they it has the exact DNA and that even though they did
01:01:20
fluctuate, they're saying that they don't they like
01:01:22
they had no idea what the what the fur was going to look like
01:01:27
once they switched this genome.
01:01:28
Like there were things that like that they was it was unknown
01:01:32
until it became known by actually doing.
01:01:35
And so they really there was no predictable notion
01:01:38
of a lot of aspects of the,
01:01:41
the direwolf.
01:01:43
So the thing you notice right away is that these wolves are just a few months old,
01:01:47
and they are like twice the size of any wolf that exists.
01:01:50
So when they're like going to be 2 or
01:01:51
3, I don't know how long it takes for a wolf direwolf to grow,
01:01:55
develop, and hit all of their milestones.
01:01:57
Now we're coming up to the point in their life where they're
01:02:00
about to go to their first doctor's appointment, their first annual exam.
01:02:04
When they do that, they have an opportunity to take blood to,
01:02:08
you imaging to get really advanced ideas of what's happening
01:02:13
to, you know, within their skeleton and their musculature.
01:02:15
So today, romance and romance that a little more than six months old way,
01:02:19
a little more interesting.
01:02:22
Like Crispr, Crispr, Crispr.
01:02:25
Oh, we can really tell that it's been how many, how many episodes
01:02:29
are you trying to figure that one out?
01:02:30
And we're getting these nice large wolves.
01:02:32
We got a guess
01:02:34
what we saw in the, in the ancient specimens,
01:02:37
Khaleesi is a little smaller, a little younger.
01:02:40
So what is the point of this?
01:02:41
Really weighs about 35 pounds more.
01:02:43
She's still just modifying genome marker materials.
01:02:48
My name is Paige McNichol.
01:02:49
I am manager of animal husbandry at colossal, and it's been true
01:02:54
of the team that takes care of the daily care of the direwolf.
01:02:58
As of right now, they're all.
01:02:59
They're all in flux because they're girls.
01:03:01
They're still in the ways.
01:03:03
But right now Remus is really taking that alpha role
01:03:06
and Romulus is stepping down and being more subordinate.
01:03:09
So he's kind of the beta personality, really, to
01:03:13
Remus really likes to watch things and you figure stuff out.
01:03:16
He's also a little bit smaller.
01:03:18
So sometimes that's interesting to think
01:03:19
the smaller of the two would be the more dominant.
01:03:22
But he's crafty and he's always watching
01:03:25
Romulus.
01:03:26
He likes to go out first, which is very much of a beta trait,
01:03:29
to be the one in front of all the leaders leading from the back.
01:03:33
We can see that.
01:03:34
Just need to show you that when they play, when they explore new things,
01:03:37
and it may not stay that way as they continue to grow up, that may change.
01:03:41
It could change when we add Khaleesi into that mix as they're still young,
01:03:45
that pack dynamic isn't set.
01:03:47
It's still very fluid.
01:03:48
Romulus and Remus are eating so maybe much their adult diet,
01:03:53
even though they are not adults.
01:03:55
Their diet is that that would be very similar
01:03:57
to what we'll give them if they look like a full size wolf.
01:04:00
High quality dog color, except they're white, brown few, which is human grade.
01:04:05
Sometimes we'll switch it out with some.
01:04:06
Yeah, they look like most dogs.
01:04:08
They also get some organs.
01:04:10
They'll get access to bone.
01:04:12
So here's what I see.
01:04:13
It is interesting that they think that they did something
01:04:16
to get older unique hair because it just, Right.
01:04:19
I dog or whatever it looks like every other dog or wolf.
01:04:22
And so you brought up a great point.
01:04:25
Everybody is going to want one where they would be eating on a group.
01:04:29
No, I would like to I would like a, a dingo.
01:04:32
I would like a pet dingo. Pretty much. All right.
01:04:35
I didn't know what you're saying there for a second pack.
01:04:37
As a dingo, you know, the dingo ate your baby.
01:04:40
Grow up. And there you go. Did you speak in Seinfeld?
01:04:43
You interviewed Australian, and we want to read that.
01:04:46
We have done all of our stuff, so it is very safe.
01:04:49
And it's making out with for all three of them.
01:04:51
Yeah. What is it?
01:04:52
It's really taking our it's a very bad idea.
01:04:55
It's one mythical creature eating another.
01:04:57
But that's what they're going to do next.
01:04:59
Next year.
01:05:01
Velociraptor and a direwolf we're going to call it a
01:05:03
that's a fucking fire breathing dragon.
01:05:05
It seems that they're going to come along.
01:05:09
Who's headed to the next year?
01:05:11
So before we make the introduction
01:05:13
of bringing Khaleesi into the group with the boys.
01:05:15
All right, give me ten minutes to find where my sound moved to.
01:05:18
Thank you. Yeah, these are just.
01:05:20
These are just some things that we'll have a lot of.
01:05:23
Yeah. That's so dire about this, Wolf.
01:05:25
That's fantastic video closer and closer to the boys.
01:05:28
Until one day we're able to open the doors
01:05:30
and put them all out on the preserve together.
01:05:36
They're going to put them on the preserve together.
01:05:38
How they.
01:05:41
What if they.
01:05:42
I don't know, I'm just saying there's no way they are.
01:05:46
You know, they're.
01:05:49
I don't,
01:05:51
that's the direwolf for you.
01:05:53
I've never seen any.
01:05:54
You shouldn't have.
01:05:55
They just brought them back from extinction.
01:05:58
It's completely unnecessary.
01:06:00
How many? How many are there?
01:06:02
I don't know, just very few, I think.
01:06:05
Just came back.
01:06:06
I think there's two in the book.
01:06:08
Yeah, so I don't think they understand how to do it.
01:06:10
Like I don't trust them right off the bat.
01:06:12
If you're making two dire wolves, wouldn't you spin that?
01:06:16
I mean,
01:06:16
I know, I know humans, you can spin this thing and it separates
01:06:20
and you can get male and female or you're, you know, like baby to order.
01:06:24
So you can get this.
01:06:25
I don't want to offend anybody.
01:06:26
You can get the biological sex like, ordered this,
01:06:29
or at least that way increases the chances.
01:06:32
So wouldn't you think they would have made one of them female?
01:06:38
I would assume one.
01:06:39
One and one, because how else would you,
01:06:44
Yeah.
01:06:44
How else would, How would you.
01:06:46
How else would you. What?
01:06:48
Hey, you put
01:06:51
I don't know how it all up on at wrestling.
01:06:54
Well, yeah, I'm. I'm sorry I said the 15 pound.
01:06:56
Well,
01:06:58
thanks. Sure.
01:07:00
Excuse me. Can you hear me now?
01:07:01
If I put weight?
01:07:02
He's getting clever now. I said the ten.
01:07:04
I want to say this was called Reagan just said the 15.
01:07:07
Maybe he accidentally sent his.
01:07:09
Yeah. Calling.
01:07:12
Weird.
01:07:13
Well, my friend, when he bends down like an inch, has a nice, curvature.
01:07:19
So we have some, news brief, quick news.
01:07:24
If I can stop this person from talking.
01:07:28
Yeah, I've come across that the Cleveland Metroparks
01:07:31
Zoo welcomed the birth of the baby red panda this weekend.
01:07:35
Oh, I love red pandas.
01:07:36
That's, like one of my favorite.
01:07:41
But they're worried that if it was in the Tampa Bay zoo,
01:07:43
that it would immediately been named something like Ember Cinnamon
01:07:48
y. Oh, really?
01:07:49
Because she would have become a stripper.
01:07:51
She would have became a stripper. Obviously.
01:07:53
What are those? What else happened?
01:07:56
Ohio residents are discovering new uses for their car dashboards.
01:08:01
Oh, hot.
01:08:02
They're baking cookies, boiling eggs, and branding enemies. Oh.
01:08:06
That's awesome. So hot.
01:08:08
And then it's so good.
01:08:12
There has been a new interstellar
01:08:15
object discovered in Austria.
01:08:18
I don't know enough to make an informed comment on that interstellar
01:08:22
object, later named Oumuamua, had entered our solar system.
01:08:27
Oh, no. It's fast.
01:08:29
It was strange, and it defied dictations.
01:08:32
Two years later, a second interstellar object, comet two AI Borisov,
01:08:37
confirmed that Oumuamua wasn't a fluke.
01:08:40
Now, in 2025, it has happened again.
01:08:43
Again, a new object has appeared on the radar everything.
01:08:47
This one is called A11, P3.
01:08:50
Wait. Unlike.
01:08:51
We're losing our creativity, fellas.
01:08:54
The first one, that's what they're all. It's
01:08:58
the next one was something
01:08:59
kind of cool in the early 245, right?
01:09:03
Come on man.
01:09:04
One more, which we noticed five days after it flew past Earth.
01:09:08
This time we're ready.
01:09:13
Spotted on July 1st, 2025
01:09:16
and listed by the International Astronomical Union's Minor Planet Center,
01:09:20
spotted this 11 pi three raised eyebrows in the astronomical community.
01:09:26
It first showed up in the near-Earth object confirmation page
01:09:29
flagged for follow up with this one.
01:09:31
But this wasn't just another round along elliptical orbit.
01:09:33
The moment astronomers began seeing the trajectory,
01:09:35
the signs were clear this object isn't from around here.
01:09:37
Its orbital path is sharply hyperbolic, meaning it's not one
01:09:40
that's a defining trait of interstellar objects.
01:09:42
Preliminary calculations suggest an eccentricity of around six,
01:09:45
the highest ever recorded for any object passing through our solar system.
01:09:47
That confirms what many suspected from the start.
01:09:50
What's that?
01:09:51
This object isn't just interstellar.
01:09:53
It's on one of the most extreme interstellar paths we've ever seen.
01:09:58
What is it now?
01:09:59
Objects are considered interstellar.
01:10:00
If they travel faster than 42km per second,
01:10:04
the minimum speed required to escape the sun's gravitational pull.
01:10:08
Eleven's incoming speed is roughly 66km per second relative to the sun,
01:10:13
which is way above the escape velocity required.
01:10:16
Oh my solar system.
01:10:18
But to keep on its finger, astronomers needed more data.
01:10:22
Not long after the initial protection, the gonad changes were uncovered
01:10:26
in archival Atlas survey data stretching back to June 25th.
01:10:31
With those new data points, astronomers could run more reliable fits,
01:10:35
and the evidence remained compelling that a 11
01:10:38
Pi three Z is in fact an interstellar visitor.
01:10:42
It has now been officially cataloged by the Minor Planet Center
01:10:46
as Three Eye Atlas.
01:10:48
The third confirmed object ever detected in the solar System.
01:10:53
From the trajectory, we know that three Atlas will reach
01:10:57
its closest point to the sun on October 27th, 2025,
01:11:01
at a distance of about 1.4 astronomical units,
01:11:06
so that fortunately, Earth will be on the other side of the sun
01:11:09
when that happens, however, it's calculated before
01:11:13
we got everything that one, and every time you sit there and wait for it's
01:11:17
astronomical, you back up a high school enough that it poses no danger,
01:11:21
but close enough for telescopes to keep an eye on it.
01:11:24
After that, it will continue outward.
01:11:26
We should searching at it orbit around once there are some 2020 sensors
01:11:30
and cameras, and early images taken by astronomers show the object
01:11:34
at a visual magnitude of around that based on its brightness.
01:11:39
If it has a typical reflectivity, the object could be about 20km wide.
01:11:45
That's significantly larger than Oumuamua,
01:11:48
and even more than two Borisov.
01:11:51
However possible that it's more reflective or even around one eye.
01:11:55
Borisov, which got estimates.
01:11:58
But here's where things get interesting to look like a fade.
01:12:00
If the object begins to show any non gravitational acceleration
01:12:05
similar to what was observed with Oumuamua,
01:12:07
that could open a whole new line of investigation thrusters.
01:12:10
Oh my gosh.
01:12:10
Such accelerations can be caused by outgassing or out some exotic theories.
01:12:15
By far the official population.
01:12:18
Which is why all eyes are now turning to the James Webb Space Telescope.
01:12:22
With its powerful infrared capabilities, Webb
01:12:25
could detect thermal emission from the object,
01:12:27
revealing its temperature, size, and maybe even its shape.
01:12:31
And another intriguing feature is the object's
01:12:34
inclination, which is nearly 175 degree.
01:12:37
Its incline and angle.
01:12:38
That's like it guarantees that it isn't a native of the solar system.
01:12:42
I know they meant turn.
01:12:43
In fact,
01:12:44
the orientation of its orbit suggests it may have originated from the Milky
01:12:48
Way's stellar disk, the flat plane where most stars in our galaxy reside.
01:12:53
And that opens up a tantalizing idea.
01:12:57
What's that?
01:12:57
If we can determine its incoming velocity and direction precisely enough,
01:13:01
we might be able to trace it back to its origin. System
01:13:05
three Atlas will only be within range for short.
01:13:08
Now that's, I don't know, hit me. Right.
01:13:10
I want to know.
01:13:11
Let's go with Earth out of position, our chances to study it are limited.
01:13:15
Combined ground based telescopes.
01:13:17
Space observatories like SD and perhaps even spectroscopic
01:13:22
studies could tell us if it's a comet, an asteroid, or something entirely,
01:13:26
we should, toss out reports suggest there may be signs of cometary activity,
01:13:32
but for now, it remains unconfirmed, with much more data still to come.
01:13:36
Check. Oh, really?
01:13:37
The VRC Rubin Observatory now online.
01:13:40
It's a decade long legacy survey of space and time is expected
01:13:44
to dramatically increase the number of interstellar objects
01:13:47
we detect, turning more encounters into routine science.
01:13:51
In fact, the telescope has already released
01:13:54
its first image and has detected several new asteroids,
01:13:58
including some near-Earth ones.
01:14:01
Near-Earth asteroid what are those?
01:14:03
Over 400 years ago, Galileo pointed a small telescope
01:14:07
at the night sky and changed astronomy forever.
01:14:10
Today, we stand at the edge of another revolutionary shift
01:14:15
enter the VRC Rubin Observatory, which is built using the ugliest scanner
01:14:20
night after night and catch universe in motion form.
01:14:25
It will coming complete.
01:14:26
Can't we do both astronomers modern day across the sky.
01:14:29
No stars suddenly or fading.
01:14:31
Most people with any intelligent physics, greatest mysteries, dark matter
01:14:35
and dark energy. Which is totally wrong.
01:14:37
The telescope is named after Vera Cooper Rubin, who changed astronomy
01:14:41
with one question.
01:14:42
So why aren't galaxies spinning the way they should?
01:14:46
Based on Newtonian loaded question stars at the edges of galaxies,
01:14:50
why aren't you doing anything?
01:14:53
You're not orbiting more slowly than stars near the center.
01:14:57
But Rubin found that they were moving just as fast.
01:15:01
That shouldn't be possible.
01:15:03
Unless something invisible gas was holding the galaxy together.
01:15:06
The network provided the first convincing observational evidence for dark matter,
01:15:11
and now the observable matter named after her is poised to pick
01:15:15
up right where she left off.
01:15:17
The virus you've been observing.
01:15:19
She has now begun your mission.
01:15:21
Kick off the legacy survey of space and dark matter.
01:15:26
The plan is to photograph
01:15:28
Sky. Did you call the channel the word again?
01:15:31
That little kid, you call him a nigger?
01:15:33
I just way I wanted to talk about
01:15:35
this is a dark matter and not they're not talking about.
01:15:37
So that gives you the right to call a child.
01:15:39
Five year old Dylan.
01:15:41
No one said that except this lady fucking business.
01:15:45
Okay. I'm sorry. Lady.
01:15:46
Just maybe you shouldn't say that.
01:15:49
I don't give a shit.
01:15:50
All right?
01:15:51
Fuck off budget.
01:15:52
These are a bunch of pictures that I tried to show last week from the, Rubin
01:15:57
Vera.
01:15:58
Rick Rubin Rubin observatory, the Vera telescope.
01:16:03
I just sorry.
01:16:04
I just want to go back to how similar these two sound.
01:16:09
Fuck off.
01:16:09
I thought the costume was. Fuck off.
01:16:13
Fuck off,
01:16:15
fuck off.
01:16:18
You know how these people sound.
01:16:19
Fuck off.
01:16:21
I must, first of all, tell you to fuck off as hard as you can.
01:16:25
But we, nothing like.
01:16:30
One of them had no emotion, no context.
01:16:32
The other one led you down.
01:16:33
It was like a story.
01:16:40
I will pull that up.
01:16:41
Brady. Man, I want to show this.
01:16:44
You got any?
01:16:44
I'll pull it up for you. Brady.
01:16:48
I'm going to have to.
01:16:48
I need to do, I need to plug my, computer in.
01:16:52
You gotta do a deer flag
01:16:54
at the bottom.
01:16:55
So all these blue things are new things that they found.
01:16:58
Wait, there's a swarm of asteroids.
01:16:59
That's something you don't want to hear.
01:17:01
What? Whoa.
01:17:05
We should probably hear this.
01:17:05
Expected to uncover millions of new asteroids within just the first two years.
01:17:09
So this is a lot like the plane.
01:17:11
If you've ever seen the radar overview of the United States,
01:17:14
or of the entire globe of where the planes.
01:17:16
And it looks kind of scary.
01:17:17
But then when you see how far away planes
01:17:19
are actually from one another, it doesn't it's not this frightening.
01:17:21
But just to think that this is an asteroid swarm,
01:17:26
it sounds
01:17:28
frightening because of the legacy survey of space and time I played.
01:17:33
How mind blowing is sitting right here.
01:17:35
Every night, Rubin will scan the sky looking for
01:17:38
anything that moves, flares or fades.
01:17:41
That also includes objects that don't behave the way we expect, like
01:17:45
Oumuamua, the first known interstellar object to pass through our solar system.
01:17:51
If anything like it enters Ruben's field of view,
01:17:53
the observatory will detect it and alert us in real time right?
01:18:01
And, speaking
01:18:02
of detecting in real time, there's a lot of bad information
01:18:05
going around saying that because Trump cut the NOAA budget, that there weren't
01:18:09
people to predict the Texas weather stuff, but in reality,
01:18:14
the wet, the main weather thing that would that sent out
01:18:17
the warnings typically has two meteorologists on staff.
01:18:20
But knowing that the rain was coming, they had three
01:18:25
meteorologists and two other types.
01:18:27
They were definitely double staffed at the time.
01:18:30
So don't believe what you hear that because Trump cut Noah that people died.
01:18:35
We do definitely feel for those people that are still looking.
01:18:38
I can't imagine that Schrodinger's cat of wondering if your
01:18:42
seven year old child is alive or dead or floating down a river.
01:18:45
It's got to be unbearable. Cannot believe.
01:18:50
That's the kind of stuff that makes me not believe in Monad or God.
01:18:53
What? What God would allow that?
01:18:54
But it's possible that maybe it wasn't God.
01:18:57
It was man.
01:18:58
Because if there's a map of Texas cloud seeding,
01:19:01
which I don't know if you know what cloud seeding is, it's where they put particles
01:19:04
in the air that basically makes the moisture form faster.
01:19:08
There's a map that shows.
01:19:09
And they were they were cloud seeding in the area
01:19:14
and they've been called they were cloud seeding like seven years ago.
01:19:16
And they had a flood.
01:19:17
And then they backed off on the cloud seeding,
01:19:19
thinking, whoops, maybe we shouldn't steer nature quite this much.
01:19:23
Ryan says.
01:19:23
A company I work for, we just finished working on a lot of the infrastructure
01:19:27
to launch the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope.
01:19:31
Fuck, that's a mouthful.
01:19:32
The Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope.
01:19:36
The Grace space is where they shouldn't.
01:19:39
They're going to end up calling it the
01:19:42
niggle.
01:19:43
Wait, not we shouldn't shorten that.
01:19:44
We'll have to say that number.
01:19:47
They're going to call it the name.
01:19:51
Let's just take the Negress
01:19:53
and pronounce that telescope.
01:19:56
We are currently working on the steel infrastructure
01:19:58
for the Artemis two rocket bound for the moon.
01:20:02
Yeah, because we need to go to the moon.
01:20:08
I cannot hear you.
01:20:13
Oh. Who?
01:20:18
Almost two weeks and go on
01:20:19
having a little bout of vertigo.
01:20:22
Nancy Grace.
01:20:26
Yeah.
01:20:26
You know, we know not Nancy Grace.
01:20:29
That's even worse.
01:20:30
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
01:20:31
Is the Nancy it. No. Is it the Nancy Grace?
01:20:34
Not that Nancy Grace.
01:20:36
It says Nancy Grace.
01:20:39
I don't even think of that.
01:20:40
I don't like that.
01:20:41
The annoying, very, very annoying lady.
01:20:43
My name is Nancy Grace,
01:20:47
with the slight Georgia accent and whatever she has.
01:20:50
Do you have more information on that, Ryan?
01:20:51
Is it is it that Nancy Grace?
01:20:54
It better not be.
01:20:55
Otherwise they're taking that bitch down.
01:21:01
Oh, no.
01:21:02
That's.
01:21:02
Yeah, it's the late astronomer Nancy Grace.
01:21:04
Roman,
01:21:05
not the television personality Nancy Grace.
01:21:11
Oh, I looked I did that one already.
01:21:15
All right, I think that's our science portion.
01:21:16
Unless we want to do Sabina so much.
01:21:19
Sabina, she's a Pete.
01:21:29
I'll just play this while we're working it out.
01:21:32
I disagreed on just about everything,
01:21:34
but we always agreed to laugh at first.
01:21:37
Now I can't tell you this.
01:21:38
I laughed a second. Actually, I did hear it.
01:21:41
I laughed it off.
01:21:42
He said a man called the capital one day and said,
01:21:45
I'd like to speak to the head hog at the trough.
01:21:49
Well, the receptionist was quite shocked.
01:21:51
She said, sir,
01:21:53
that is the speaker of the House you're talking about around here.
01:21:57
We call him Mr.
01:21:58
Speaker or Congressman O'Neill.
01:22:01
You need to show some respect.
01:22:03
Well, the man said, I'm sorry,
01:22:05
I was just calling because I wanted to make a $5,000 donation.
01:22:09
No one watching the show even knows who tip O'Neill
01:22:11
is quiet for a second and then says, hold on.
01:22:16
I think just the tip. O'Neill
01:22:19
was actually funny.
01:22:24
Oh boy.
01:22:27
Oh boy.
01:22:30
All right, I'm going to.
01:22:31
I'm going to be right back.
01:22:33
I'll be back in.
01:22:34
It's okay. 30s
01:22:37
2928 2726.
01:22:42
Don't do that.
01:22:42
25 2423 hi.
01:22:46
This message is for flash.
01:22:48
There's messages for Fletch.
01:22:50
Dear Fletch, go fuck yourself.
01:22:51
Why aren't you showing back up yet? We miss you.
01:22:53
Why are you not here? We don't actually miss you.
01:22:55
Because that would sound good. We don't fucking miss you at all.
01:22:58
We kind of wish you would never come back.
01:22:59
Because you ruined the show.
01:23:01
Because you were on the show, and then you left.
01:23:03
So you basically ruined the fucking show forever.
01:23:05
The show will never be the same.
01:23:07
It will never be the same with you or without you.
01:23:09
So don't ever come back. Even though we want you back.
01:23:11
Don't fucking come back because you're a piece of shit.
01:23:13
Bitchy pussy who bitches out on things.
01:23:15
So when you bitch, he puts out on things, we don't want you back
01:23:19
because you kind of are a bitch, puss.
01:23:20
And no one wants to hang out with a bitchy pussy.
01:23:23
Which is why, you and your wife are perfect for each other.
01:23:27
Where's Brady?
01:23:33
I'm just as pretentious as my lab coat.
01:23:36
You are.
01:23:40
Nothing beyond 30s.
01:23:41
So this is absolutely horseshit. So,
01:23:48
All I gotta say is, Gary, you're fired.
01:23:52
You're fired.
01:23:56
Oh, my God, you're dead. You're fired.
01:23:58
You're never going to work here.
01:23:59
Son of a bitch! Off the field right now.
01:24:02
He's fired.
01:24:04
You're fired. Fired?
01:24:06
You're fired.
01:24:08
I love your rainbow kittens.
01:24:11
All right, so,
01:24:13
Brady's back almost.
01:24:17
Is Brady back?
01:24:18
Almost.
01:24:24
Brady back.
01:24:25
Almost. Day three.
01:24:29
It's scary.
01:24:30
I'm gay, I'm gay.
01:24:33
Thank you.
01:24:35
He actually showed up.
01:24:38
Brady moves to blue.
01:24:41
What do you mean?
01:24:41
As above.
01:24:41
So below.
01:24:46
The gave again.
01:24:49
Oh, he's black.
01:24:51
He quit.
01:24:52
I'm back.
01:24:54
I've gotta.
01:24:55
I gotta show to run.
01:24:59
Hey, what are you doing?
01:25:04
You're back.
01:25:10
Gary, what are you doing?
01:25:13
Here.
01:25:18
Do we got your flag?
01:25:20
You're here and now you're not here.
01:25:22
Explain yourself.
01:25:24
I'm afraid of my wife.
01:25:25
It's that simple.
01:25:27
What's wrong with your wife?
01:25:29
She's twice the size of me.
01:25:31
And before.
01:25:31
Yeah, I'll say it in a good way.
01:25:35
Or a bad way.
01:25:36
Well, I love her. Two.
01:25:37
I love what you do with me.
01:25:39
To me, that's weird.
01:25:40
Yeah, of course.
01:25:42
Well, I guess you.
01:25:45
But she scares me,
01:25:47
but I don't, I don't know,
01:25:50
does she know you're back on the show right now?
01:25:52
Does she know that you're stuck out to the barn now?
01:25:55
Oh, no. Who's she to?
01:25:58
Is she going to knock at the door and get pissed off against Jill?
01:26:04
Where's your wife?
01:26:06
Mrs. Gary, I call her Mrs..
01:26:08
Oh, your little fucking podcast is worth it.
01:26:12
Look, I didn't mean to scare.
01:26:13
I didn't mean to scare you.
01:26:14
What is this, a drop?
01:26:17
Okay,
01:26:19
so, your monologue, I think about it.
01:26:21
I was pretty good, but, as far as, like, staying on topic,
01:26:26
I feel like you did a way better job than you normally do.
01:26:30
So how did you pull that one off?
01:26:34
Oh, Brady's doing all the writing now.
01:26:36
I'm just in the, well, putting the lotion.
01:26:39
Okay. Interesting.
01:26:41
So we all right now.
01:26:48
Why are you licking your lips?
01:26:49
Are you eating.
01:26:50
Are you eating on like.
01:26:54
I wish I could shake my head.
01:26:55
Yeah.
01:27:01
Here's Gary before every every monologue.
01:27:03
Oh, yeah.
01:27:04
Oh, yeah.
01:27:12
Why would you speak of.
01:27:13
Why would you speak about yourself in the first person?
01:27:15
Too much information.
01:27:17
Here's me.
01:27:19
Boy, the voice change might help the team.
01:27:24
People like this would be cool,
01:27:26
but I have no content to say.
01:27:30
So, yeah, I'm not on the show.
01:27:31
It's pretty simple, because I'm afraid of my wife and I'm a pussy.
01:27:34
Up up up up up up up up up on the pussy.
01:27:37
Weird.
01:27:38
Weird how that is.
01:27:41
I've said it.
01:27:55
This just in.
01:28:01
Perfect.
01:28:04
Just.
01:28:10
This.
01:28:11
Just saying.
01:28:11
Gary built this whole studio that's behind them for absolutely no reason.
01:28:15
They probably just sits there doing nothing.
01:28:16
No, it's collecting dust.
01:28:20
He probably sits.
01:28:20
Sits in the chair
01:28:23
reminiscing.
01:28:24
Even though he's not allowed.
01:28:27
I've been there. Right here.
01:28:28
I'm here right now.
01:28:32
So where have you been?
01:28:33
Why haven't you been showing up for these shows?
01:28:37
I'm afraid of my wife.
01:28:40
Does she hurt you?
01:28:42
Not if I don't do the show. This.
01:28:44
This is like a dirty situation.
01:28:45
I mean, even though he got off on the charges.
01:28:48
Is that what you're afraid of? Your wife?
01:28:49
Even if you bring up charges against your wife?
01:28:51
No, it's just show the thing. Like, did he?
01:28:53
He still gets off.
01:28:55
I don't anymore.
01:29:01
I mean you could
01:29:03
are you not allowed to.
01:29:05
I'm not allowed to.
01:29:06
The only time I got off is when I was on the show.
01:29:08
During the show.
01:29:11
What. Oh God.
01:29:12
So got your jollies off.
01:29:13
What. Okay.
01:29:15
Doing the show is what got you off.
01:29:16
That's what made you, like, bust.
01:29:21
Definitely.
01:29:23
Don't you
01:29:25
know?
01:29:27
Oops.
01:29:28
I can't see the soundboard.
01:29:31
That the graveyard segment.
01:29:32
This is kind of as a graveyard segment.
01:29:34
I mean,
01:29:36
I'm going to come.
01:29:39
No, no.
01:29:45
Yeah.
01:29:45
Oh, no. It's pretty hard.
01:29:47
Yeah, you do suck it down.
01:29:49
Oh, no, I sucked it down pretty hard.
01:29:50
Yeah, you do suck it down pretty hard.
01:29:54
I just just a little.
01:30:00
So have you, seen this?
01:30:02
Over the past week, there was a,
01:30:07
robot on seven mile.
01:30:10
All right, check this out.
01:30:11
Back now, with Detroit now doing a double take after seeing a real life robot
01:30:15
taking a casual hold on. And did his wife?
01:30:18
Did the wife robot?
01:30:19
Did the wife robot let him run?
01:30:21
It turns out let him walk like that.
01:30:23
His wife robots are going to be mad.
01:30:26
Yeah. What's this guy got in this trunk?
01:30:30
This is, that little like.
01:30:32
Like that little fucking robot.
01:30:34
It looks like the end of a ladder, but it's not really the end of a ladder
01:30:37
because it wouldn't fit in that small trunk.
01:30:39
What the fuck is that?
01:30:41
Your foldout table.
01:30:44
All right, check this out.
01:30:45
Back now, with Detroiters doing a double take after seeing a real life robot
01:30:49
taking a casual stroll along seven mile.
01:30:51
Oh, no. Duty.
01:30:53
Why do they have to make it look like RoboCop?
01:30:55
It's all part of a wild event.
01:30:57
Yes to Detroit this summer,
01:30:58
featuring robotic gladiators going head to head in combat.
01:31:02
But he was friendly with us.
01:31:03
Oh seven news
01:31:05
reporter Karli Petraeus has the story behind the sound.
01:31:08
Will Smith will Smith says.
01:31:13
Bravo!
01:31:14
Keep my wife's name out.
01:31:15
Your fucking mouth is what Will Smith says friendly with us oh seven news today.
01:31:21
This must motherfucker probably Petraeus has a story behind the viral video.
01:31:24
And who's putting these robots in the ring?
01:31:28
Imagine you're minding your own business
01:31:30
and you see this robot walking down the street.
01:31:35
Some people like running.
01:31:36
They can hear the fake
01:31:39
to make the bot better known as iron.
01:31:42
Oh, how are you people like Eddie Abro?
01:31:45
He works on seven.
01:31:47
He's like walking us through. Believe it.
01:31:48
I've seen on TV, I've never seen in a live motion the way they're.
01:31:54
Do you never run the motion?
01:31:56
The way they're works on Seven Mile?
01:31:59
People are so conditioned to like the internet and devices
01:32:02
that they don't know what to call real life anymore. Like that.
01:32:05
Right?
01:32:05
To believe that on TV, I've never seen it in live motion,
01:32:09
the way they're they're
01:32:10
just normalizing us to the beautiful, the RoboCop take over,
01:32:14
causing the show prior to pull over and check out what was going on.
01:32:17
It looks like a reminds me of the movie RoboCop,
01:32:20
but this
01:32:21
robot isn't part of a movie set, and according to its owner,
01:32:24
Art Cartwright, it couldn't hurt a fly or a dog.
01:32:29
Why the heck is there a robot on seven Mile?
01:32:32
Can you answer that?
01:32:35
Because we're on a seven mile.
01:32:36
Also, the founder of Interactive Combat League, Cartwright tells me he's
01:32:40
building and battling robots right here in the Motor City,
01:32:43
and this is really the only place that I can think of in America,
01:32:46
where you can actually see robots live in person.
01:32:49
Real robots right here.
01:32:50
Robot war, you can go to Fanuc, robot have recently
01:32:54
promoting the upcoming Robot War event that's on July 19th.
01:32:57
It's amazing.
01:32:58
It's also it's advertised come July 19th that's coming up on battling robots,
01:33:04
giving kids in Detroit
01:33:05
the opportunity to learn how to use this advanced technology.
01:33:08
Go ahead. Jacoby.
01:33:09
Teaching kids like 16 year old Jacoby Wilson how to handle and operate
01:33:13
Jacoby Quantum.
01:33:14
What's it like to teach this next generation this new technology?
01:33:19
It's amazing. It's amazing.
01:33:20
But they're picking up.
01:33:21
Interesting how he's already a Tommy Hilfiger shirt.
01:33:23
You know, you can just give them the remote, tell them how to do it.
01:33:27
And and they're learning robotics.
01:33:29
They're learning the entire spectrum of it.
01:33:31
But, I think they're more trusting of new technology to some of the older people.
01:33:38
I'm sure at
01:33:39
first, Michelle says she'll definitely be at the next robo war event.
01:33:43
Yes, yes, this is just amazing.
01:33:46
And if you're interested in coming to this, a live event on July 19th
01:33:50
and interested in coming maybe not to the life of,
01:33:52
but I'm definitely interested in coming tickets.
01:33:55
Carly. Iris, seven news, Detroit.
01:33:57
All right, back up now.
01:34:00
Let's give her some space a little room room.
01:34:03
We'll add a kid, maybe build that into the robots to.
01:34:08
I love the terrible post news banter.
01:34:13
Here we go.
01:34:14
Shit! Piss! Fuck! Hancock. Sucker! Motherfucker!
01:34:17
Is that enough, or shall I go on?
01:34:19
Oh, go on.
01:34:28
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of Jarvis speech.
01:34:30
Folks, listen up
01:34:31
before we dive deeper into the circus coolness and uncensored
01:34:33
banter, here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of white humor.
01:34:36
Look, we're here for the time. Not a different time, all right?
01:34:39
And this crazy world where snowflakes and cyber critic.
01:34:41
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:34:43
So here's our article.
01:34:44
Let's get together
01:34:45
this algebra of our discourse, be it from guest or any random level.
01:34:48
It's to tickle your funny bone, choose your gray matter,
01:34:50
and illuminate the past to a mirthful existence.
01:34:51
Any semblance of seriousness is never accidental.
01:34:53
Article to jabber everyone equally. We're equal gibber offenders, all right.
01:34:56
We don't give a hoot about your gibberish
01:34:57
race, religion, or whether you prefer cats. Here we go. Here to roast everyone.
01:35:02
And not even grandma.
01:35:03
Or shall I go political jabber?
01:35:05
Listen, we to hold your hand or jabber anything.
01:35:07
So if our jabber found you to block.
01:35:09
We're not responsible for any ruffle, feathers or gibber feelings.
01:35:11
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:35:12
we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs
01:35:14
and maybe a couple of different article algebra. Fake news alert
01:35:16
the tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here on the $3 bill.
01:35:19
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:35:21
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely gibberish
01:35:24
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:35:25
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber who cares?
01:35:28
Article jabber cause why not parody and jabber our bread and butter folks?
01:35:32
Any likeness to actual people or characters is just us having a laugh,
01:35:35
not a reason for a jabber.
01:35:36
We might not be the smartest people on the job,
01:35:38
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:35:39
So in closing, if you've made it this far
01:35:41
without getting your ideas into gibberish, then here we go.
01:35:43
You're fucking a contractor, motherfucker!
01:35:46
Is that enough, or shall I call everyone that?
01:35:48
Life's too short to be serious all the freakin time.
01:35:51
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:35:53
through the absurdity of our human life rants. Life.
01:36:12
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:36:15
let's get ready for.
01:36:20
Thunder, Rumble, I hope that you ready?
01:36:21
Here we go.
01:36:22
Oh, fuck you motherfucker!
01:36:24
Is that enough, or shall I go on? Fagot?
01:36:27
Fagot fagot fagot! Wait! Go!
01:36:29
Fagot jabber fagot fagot!
01:36:33
I will fagot, jabber fagot fagot.
01:36:35
Just for you.
01:36:40
Just for you.
01:36:45
What are you looking at? Me?
01:36:47
Why are you looking at me, motherfucker?
01:36:55
Why are you looking at me?
01:36:57
What did I do?
01:37:01
Look like there's a podcast or something.
01:37:04
So, what's the dog doing?
01:37:06
I gotta what the dog doing?
01:37:08
What the motherfucking dog do or how do I fucking share this shit?
01:37:11
Goddammit! Why was it not already sharing
01:37:14
what the dog doing?
01:37:16
This is what the dog doing.
01:37:20
This is what the.
01:37:23
Turning to
01:37:23
dozens of dogs rescued from heart breaking conditions.
01:37:27
27 Chihuahua type dogs removed from a judge who was home.
01:37:31
Now that home on Fleming Street, Dearborn Heights and for dogs.
01:37:35
It was later condemned in boarded up seven News Detroit's tiara
01:37:39
for woman's mask and to speak with neighbors
01:37:42
about the disturbing clue that led police to the house.
01:37:46
The house right behind me is where Dearborn Heights officials say
01:37:49
all of those dogs were found.
01:37:51
It's now condemned.
01:37:52
They say it's not safe for anyone to be living inside.
01:37:55
45 and 27 dogs is a big issue.
01:37:57
Rod Elmer Shetty lives across the street from the house where the dogs were found.
01:38:02
Dearborn Heights police were executing a search warrant at a house
01:38:05
on Fleming Street when they discovered 27 dogs, including four puppies.
01:38:09
The search warrant was issued following a police matter with the dog doing the dog.
01:38:14
How is one person we take care of 27 dogs?
01:38:18
I can't even take care of one.
01:38:19
According to police, it's 27.
01:38:21
Chihuahua type dogs were found in horrific conditions in regards
01:38:24
to sanitation, smell and animal waste throughout the home.
01:38:28
The dogs were taken to a Michigan Humane shelter where they are receiving
01:38:32
appropriate care, vaccinations and other required veterinary care.
01:38:37
But she never like brought them outside where people can see them.
01:38:40
Once the dogs were removed from the house, city officials condemned it.
01:38:44
Animal control agencies from Redford Garden City and Highland Park
01:38:48
assisted in rescuing the dogs.
01:38:50
We had an idea we would call the cops sooner than later.
01:38:54
It sounds like you guys really care about the community here.
01:38:56
Yes we do. Oh yes we do, yes we do.
01:38:59
And if one of ours is traveled, we, you know, we do our part
01:39:03
to help them out, cut their grass and take care of the neighborhood.
01:39:07
And you see us clean it.
01:39:08
It is we're told this is an ongoing investigation
01:39:11
and charges are pending in Dearborn Heights tier.
01:39:14
I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
01:39:17
By the way, I don't take the orders from no women.
01:39:19
Where the dog where the.
01:39:23
Person would take care of 27 dogs.
01:39:27
I can't even take care of one.
01:39:28
According to police, the 27 body admits it was someone.
01:39:31
Please take his dog away from him. Yeah.
01:39:33
You can't take care of one dog, man, right?
01:39:35
What the fuck's wrong with you?
01:39:36
You retarded?
01:39:40
I mean, he did look a little.
01:39:41
He did look a little rough.
01:39:43
Wait, a whopper in France, you just call them a whopper in France?
01:39:47
My what?
01:39:47
I call the American retard.
01:39:49
Arroyo with cheese.
01:39:51
No, that's a Big Mac.
01:39:53
I mean, a Quarter Pounder.
01:39:56
The Whopper is an.
01:39:57
Do I question the grill? Yes.
01:39:59
Flame broiled American retard, a flame broiled.
01:40:03
Break the mod in black, man.
01:40:05
That's not going to do the trick. Like if I want the Kentucky Fried
01:40:08
27, that's three cubed.
01:40:12
Three times three is nine times three is 27.
01:40:15
That is correct.
01:40:18
Dave Chappelle is going to teach us a little bit about language.
01:40:24
Name calling does not break the modern black man.
01:40:27
That's not going to do the trick.
01:40:28
Like if I want the Kentucky Fried Chicken.
01:40:30
And for some this is like the anti-black fatigue.
01:40:33
If they was just turkey fried chicken, if he went to Kentucky
01:40:36
Fried Chicken for some reason, do the trick.
01:40:39
Like if I want the Kentucky Fried Chicken, and for some reason, everyone behind
01:40:42
the counter had a Ku Klux Klan hood on top of their head.
01:40:47
What do you think I'm going to do in this day and age
01:40:48
when I can take a fried chicken? Not if I'm hungry.
01:40:52
I go straight to the front.
01:40:53
Amen. Let me get two, please.
01:40:56
I don't give a fuck what he says.
01:40:58
You want a biscuit? With that anger?
01:41:00
I thought it came with a biscuit.
01:41:02
What's all this to?
01:41:04
How about this? What if I.
01:41:06
What if I lived in Austin and I had a white girlfriend and me
01:41:09
and my white girlfriend at home one night, and we're just doing what lovers do,
01:41:13
and she's down on one knee. Give me a hand job.
01:41:15
I love a good hand job, and she's really jerking me off.
01:41:18
I got a huge dick, so she's like, hey,
01:41:22
And I'm like, wow, it really feels wonderful.
01:41:25
I thank God, and then she looks at me and goes, oh, my face bigger.
01:41:32
What do you think I'm going to do?
01:41:33
Hey!
01:41:36
That's no time for integrity, ladies and gentlemen,
01:41:38
person that and our face.
01:41:42
I'll start to the ethics way.
01:41:48
Context matters.
01:41:50
That's the importance.
01:41:51
There.
01:41:56
Speaking of here.
01:41:58
Hello, fellow stupid monkey people, I extended.
01:42:02
We all know that you're racist and what you mean by that?
01:42:04
You should really stop saying that.
01:42:07
It's giving a bad impression
01:42:09
one more time. In case you missed it.
01:42:11
Oh, stupid monkey people.
01:42:13
My extended hiatus has allowed me some extra time to, push some of our merch.
01:42:19
So, we've got a special I'd like to offer.
01:42:23
If you buy the Bitches Be Trippin t shirt,
01:42:27
you get a free asp bumper sticker with every order.
01:42:31
So there's that.
01:42:32
You just go to flat transcom.
01:42:34
Flat rates die.
01:42:36
Yeah. As above. So below.
01:42:44
Flat transcom.
01:42:45
Slash shop.
01:42:46
Slash store slash. Just go to flat transcon.
01:42:49
Yeah, we got a closeout clearance.
01:42:52
We're getting rid of the rest of the merch like anymore for some reason
01:42:55
or another.
01:42:56
Now we're playing a shenanigan game here.
01:42:58
We're not going to do this much longer without him.
01:43:01
He knows it.
01:43:01
He just wants it to break, which is pretty sad.
01:43:04
You know, in words we're fighting and every
01:43:09
that's lame. But it's possible.
01:43:11
And no one wants a dictator.
01:43:12
Asked the American people.
01:43:16
What's a dictator?
01:43:19
I don't know, but look at that fucking hairline.
01:43:21
Holy shit.
01:43:24
Gary, start coming forward.
01:43:27
I got a vehicle.
01:43:28
There is the military as of right now.
01:43:30
What about? Of.
01:43:32
I feel he just starts going.
01:43:34
What's in the back forward.
01:43:35
Never done that once before, but all of a sudden he starts doing it now.
01:43:40
So you said hairline I don't I don't see it.
01:43:43
You don't see the dark over there.
01:43:46
Yeah. That little section. Yeah yeah yeah right there. Yeah.
01:43:48
There's just shadow.
01:43:51
Oh I get it.
01:43:52
Yeah okay.
01:43:54
Yeah. There's a little fluff on top.
01:43:55
You can see where the.
01:43:58
That's a missing shot.
01:44:03
The topic this week.
01:44:05
What's all that extra noise.
01:44:06
Or some sort of like,
01:44:09
Spinoza's God like, universe.
01:44:12
Oh, wait, look at that.
01:44:13
See, he's got to put man labels on it so he can create.
01:44:17
Let's let's label it something.
01:44:18
I want Spinoza's God, it's got a whole background of criticism that he can use.
01:44:23
See, I do love Jesus.
01:44:25
The monad doesn't care about Spinoza's.
01:44:27
God doesn't care about what you think of Spinoza's God.
01:44:33
Wait, did we miss that one
01:44:36
of all the black guys
01:44:37
deny black stereotypes except for when it comes to their genitalia.
01:44:41
Am I right?
01:44:44
Oh, there's black people at Small Dicks.
01:44:45
I'm sure
01:44:47
I would not know.
01:44:49
I wouldn't know either.
01:44:54
I'm,
01:44:56
I man, but last week it was decoy,
01:44:59
and, really got confused by me saying entrapment.
01:45:05
He was. The word he was trying to think of was.
01:45:08
But this is real.
01:45:09
When you're trying to trap or you can't tell me if I was right or wrong.
01:45:13
But that's not the only reason for a decoy.
01:45:16
Some decoys are put out to scare away,
01:45:20
animals.
01:45:21
But, the one thing you needed help on was the Pythagorean theorem.
01:45:25
It's the, calculator.
01:45:27
The hypotenuse of a
01:45:30
triangle with a right angle called a right triangle. And.
01:45:34
Oh, somebody's beating a dog.
01:45:36
It's, So just
01:45:38
the question is.
01:45:40
Yes.
01:45:43
Plus, he has to pretend like he's taking the dog out, run off into the barn,
01:45:47
put his lab coat on really quick and take a quick video before.
01:45:51
Yeah, he has a quick reference. Lab got it off.
01:45:53
The dog was giving them away, and so he had to quickly get out of there
01:45:56
before or fucking, before before you hear something like this.
01:46:00
Oh, you're a real fucking podcast.
01:46:03
It's worth it.
01:46:04
Yeah. Oh, no. I took it down pretty hard off.
01:46:08
He must have missed two,
01:46:08
because I did say the Pythagorean theorem was the,
01:46:13
something times something.
01:46:14
The fact I was going equals that.
01:46:17
I did say forgery. Theorem.
01:46:18
So you think a scarecrow is a decoy?
01:46:21
Any. I mean,
01:46:23
yeah, to me, I think a decoy has to draw things in that
01:46:27
there's got to be another word for that.
01:46:29
What's a
01:46:31
what's the something that scares something away.
01:46:35
Mrs. Gary
01:46:37
the Scarecrow, I apologize, I may have crossed the line there.
01:46:39
No, no,
01:46:42
I got all I did to bring what I wanted to say,
01:46:46
about last week's show and forgot
01:46:49
to tie up the entrapment loose end
01:46:53
when police disguise is that new, I think is,
01:46:57
I don't know, like it illegal.
01:47:00
The flash rants light up sign looks amazing too.
01:47:03
That that should be reason enough to come back you.
01:47:06
I know you have the studio alone.
01:47:10
You put this working in the studio and you just leave it.
01:47:17
Maybe we should just burn it on the at the next party like we should.
01:47:20
Yeah, we should burn the whole barn down.
01:47:23
Just film it.
01:47:26
Yeah, that's a film.
01:47:27
Let's just burn it down.
01:47:30
He said it.
01:47:30
His, hairline is a tuft.
01:47:35
It's not a dude, if you will.
01:47:38
Why are you gay?
01:47:41
That's a tough dude.
01:47:42
Is the tuft of hair on an elephant's ass?
01:47:46
Drugs are guns.
01:47:47
Sales representatives.
01:47:50
They are entrapping non criminals.
01:47:55
Even.
01:47:56
Where's the other Star Wars captain?
01:47:58
A decoy police.
01:48:00
The star General asks you
01:48:03
if you want to buy some illegal illicit chemicals.
01:48:06
You say no,
01:48:08
that is still negotiating an illegal deal.
01:48:14
No it isn't.
01:48:15
So that is why I was, I mean, it's negotiating around that.
01:48:20
Negotiating in the non legal in a very legal way.
01:48:24
You ask him three times what a legal thing.
01:48:26
No, they can't lie to you.
01:48:31
Oh, if I say no, I don't want an illegal thing
01:48:34
that's still participating in an illegal thing, according to him.
01:48:37
Hey, let's rob a bank.
01:48:38
No, it's like, oh, I could be implicated for that
01:48:42
fucking thing. So.
01:48:46
I wish I could talk back.
01:48:47
Goddamn it. This sucks.
01:48:49
Look at this spider on my fucking mike.
01:48:53
Oh! He's hiding.
01:48:54
I can't see it.
01:48:56
Yeah,
01:48:58
you can't see it?
01:48:59
Can't see it.
01:49:01
It's very small.
01:49:04
Very small.
01:49:04
Just like a lot of,
01:49:07
just like a lot of other things.
01:49:11
I have a white man's penis.
01:49:12
I admit it.
01:49:14
Me, too.
01:49:15
It's very big.
01:49:22
Very, very big baby penis.
01:49:26
You Americans have very big Peter.
01:49:30
Oh. Thank you.
01:49:33
Your penis looks like.
01:49:37
That was.
01:49:38
That was the time for the Asian drop. Anyway,
01:49:41
I grow,
01:49:43
my your penis look like.
01:49:53
No. Hello?
01:49:56
Video on.
01:49:56
Come on, Toy Corporation, please get the name. It
01:50:01
read Harris.
01:50:02
I own a toy store in America.
01:50:04
Please stop.
01:50:05
Papa, I want to know what the hell you people are doing with these dolls.
01:50:10
Talking about bringing down American government. No.
01:50:19
I am president, this is Mr..
01:50:22
Also. Pleased to meet you.
01:50:23
We understand you have big concern about our fine product.
01:50:27
Well, yes.
01:50:28
Do you mind telling me what the hell this is about?
01:50:30
The American government lies to you.
01:50:32
Join the fight for Japanese supremacy in the world.
01:50:34
More to come.
01:50:37
Well, I'm a French.
01:50:39
I do not know how this could happen, but rest assured,
01:50:43
I will make sure it does not happen again.
01:50:46
Well, now, come on.
01:50:48
I don't think that that quite satisfies.
01:50:49
You are American.
01:50:51
Yes. Oh, you must have a very big penis.
01:50:55
Excuse me.
01:50:56
I was just asking you what you're up to with these toys.
01:50:58
Nothing.
01:50:59
We are very simple people with very small penis.
01:51:02
Mr. horse, happiness is especially small.
01:51:07
We cannot achieve much with so small penis.
01:51:10
But you Americans.
01:51:12
Wow! Penis! So big.
01:51:13
So big penis.
01:51:15
Well, I guess it is a pretty good size.
01:51:18
I mean, that's a you take it there.
01:51:20
This man has a very big penis.
01:51:23
Oh, I know what an immense penis.
01:51:29
Well, it certainly was.
01:51:30
Nice meeting you folks.
01:51:31
I just wanted to bring that little malfunction to your attention.
01:51:34
Bye bye. Now. Goodbye. Thank you for stopping by.
01:51:36
What is your gargantuan penis?
01:51:43
Oh. But.
01:51:51
It's.
01:51:51
Art imitates life.
01:51:54
This is the man with the smallest penis in the world.
01:51:59
We could take a picture of it.
01:52:00
I know, that's why I was confused.
01:52:02
I'm his as there.
01:52:04
It doesn't indicate that it's the smallest penis in.
01:52:07
When he says it's well under the average of 3.5.
01:52:10
Is it a transgender? Because when they.
01:52:15
Why is he holding a ruler next to his dick?
01:52:17
Like next to it? Like we're not?
01:52:19
Is he trying to hide his identity or is it Covid?
01:52:22
Oh, wait, we're getting closer.
01:52:24
This is very, does it go inward?
01:52:28
Well, let's talk to him. Here we go. Oh, no.
01:52:31
He's he's talking to Ellen.
01:52:32
They say it's the one one queer.
01:52:34
The world space.
01:52:35
Yeah. Ruin his sex life. He's got a guest.
01:52:37
He's in the Guinness Book of World record.
01:52:39
We've got a few.
01:52:42
Here it is.
01:52:43
You judge me so most don't laugh at him.
01:52:47
The me length of of a flaccid male organ
01:52:51
is abnormally, round about 3 to 4in.
01:52:56
That's.
01:52:56
And I mean that's illustrated here by the dike give you full screen this show
01:53:00
there was side of me and that is the sort of I can
01:53:03
I should usual, flaccid male penis.
01:53:07
Now, you, this is you on the sky.
01:53:11
So, so this is this is the sort of thing that we're we're talking about.
01:53:15
Wait, wait.
01:53:15
There we go.
01:53:16
So that that is the biggest penis. Why?
01:53:18
This is the biggest pain.
01:53:19
Oh, this is fucking Jonah. No.
01:53:21
Nine inches, right?
01:53:23
Are you kidding me?
01:53:24
With temperature shows from 8 to 9.
01:53:27
You'll see this guy.
01:53:28
This guy's a fucktard.
01:53:29
Asked for it. Yes.
01:53:30
You did you think it's a no, I always I
01:53:33
because I've always had to look at you the whole time like that.
01:53:36
What's his name? Jonah.
01:53:38
I do, you know, this was just a video at the bottom of penises.
01:53:44
But what we may not know about that is that because when you come on the show
01:53:49
and you claim to have something that you legally have to check.
01:53:54
And so one of our. No.
01:53:55
Go into a dressing room, Jonah Falcon and we filmed that,
01:54:01
that tape was, I think if I remember even more to that story,
01:54:05
I think he said that we could go and have a look to make sure it was real.
01:54:08
Yeah, we.
01:54:08
Yeah, she wanted to do that
01:54:10
because we thought that was probably not the most appropriate thing.
01:54:13
Probably not.
01:54:14
Speaking of penis, a favorite, scary moment besides.
01:54:19
Oh, I thought I said a video.
01:54:22
Absolutely.
01:54:23
Is around the world insuring Ohio Valley bank show porn.
01:54:27
State your body partner. Yelp.
01:54:29
Leaf spider helper, living chisel hole, make all kind of.
01:54:32
You know, if you cast on a company, I would hire a partner at cons.
01:54:35
One hell of a central force.
01:54:37
Both of us as are connected to even, say, the to execute our leaf for another.
01:54:41
I know Bill heap if I don't know her carpenter component or cylinder
01:54:45
fell on I think you're tell to Yelp or at least one.
01:54:47
And I was like shrieks an alien!
01:54:48
How about you get one wonderful, unbelievable world to complain about?
01:54:53
A little like a meaningless heap of fireworks on my fucking window tomorrow.
01:54:59
And I say a word so ancient it sounds like it
01:55:03
flash cast.
01:55:04
Which is weird because it's right at the area that I was.
01:55:06
And that's in that, like, just lights and fireworks off area,
01:55:12
publicly.
01:55:13
Ryan had a comment five minutes ago.
01:55:16
In fact,
01:55:18
I truly believe he would stand up for you guys
01:55:20
and try to show some kind of sympathy.
01:55:22
But all you guys can do is talk shit.
01:55:24
Not surprised.
01:55:25
Shaking my head, who?
01:55:28
We're having the news turn on us.
01:55:30
Who would not wear ribbon.
01:55:36
Do we have to go back?
01:55:38
Yeah.
01:55:38
In fact, I truly believe he would stand up for you guys.
01:55:41
Who would stand up for us?
01:55:42
Who would stand up, act like we're not watching the show.
01:55:45
But all of you guys can do is talk shit.
01:55:47
Well, that's the whole point of the show.
01:55:49
This one. I'm sorry, I don't understand.
01:55:51
It's overwhelming feel, overwhelming feeling that if either one of
01:55:54
you guys were in Gary's position, he would not be making fun of you guys.
01:55:58
Oh, no, I think he would.
01:56:01
Ryan's going the way I would like him to.
01:56:02
I actually would want him to do the honors.
01:56:06
Well, he's on the show.
01:56:08
We could ask you.
01:56:09
You want us to show Gary because I, I do.
01:56:12
I apologize when I go over the line and I don't want it to be a Gary bashing.
01:56:17
You know, that's not the shtick.
01:56:18
Even though until he comes back, I can't think of any other content.
01:56:22
Yeah,
01:56:24
I will say like,
01:56:28
My, my girlfriend,
01:56:30
as I tried to provide content for the show.
01:56:34
So, I mean, I.
01:56:37
Yeah, I might she's like, hey, do anything for the show
01:56:39
because my girlfriend is on like TikTok and shit like that, and she, like,
01:56:42
wades through like the fucking weird TikTok shit.
01:56:46
She's on tic tac TikTok.
01:56:48
What's her, tic tac? Yep.
01:56:50
Like it's her.
01:56:51
Like she's like this.
01:56:52
This is what she, brought to the table.
01:56:53
This is like this.
01:56:55
Did you know that the word Luna comes from the word Luna,
01:56:58
which is the Latin word for moon?
01:56:59
So people who use these pronouns might share today's.
01:57:03
Although with today's product, today's pronoun of the day is moon.
01:57:06
Today's pronoun today's pronouns means pronoun
01:57:07
comes from the word Luna, which is the Latin word for moon.
01:57:10
So people who use these pronouns might share a deep connection to the moon.
01:57:13
And by the way, I've been very much wanting to say Luna because in Spanish
01:57:17
would be Luna, but I'm doing like an English pronunciation.
01:57:21
But to be quite honest, you do not need to do an English pronunciation.
01:57:24
Therefore it can be Luna or however you feel like it should be pronounced.
01:57:28
But in this case I'm going to be saying I want to pronounce fuckface
01:57:31
bitch because be like the sound or feel inside.
01:57:34
And in my opinion,
01:57:35
today's date is raccoon raccoon for why I someone want to use it's pronouns.
01:57:39
Well, this person might want to. Raccoons.
01:57:42
Raccoons are often seen as clever, resourceful, and curious animals,
01:57:46
so someone might identify with those traits.
01:57:48
Seeing raccoons as a reference
01:57:51
entity or personality.
01:57:52
Also, using raccoon raccoons pronouns can be a way to express something,
01:57:57
and therefore this person might be something 15 or 16
01:58:02
for many reasons why someone might use a new pronoun.
01:58:05
And while we don't know everyone's exact reason, it doesn't change the fact
01:58:08
that we should still respect a person's pronouns
01:58:11
because today's pronoun of the day is much, much, we gotta play it
01:58:15
often associated with something soft and squishy, kind of like
01:58:18
mushy food, or it's associated with something gentle or affectionate.
01:58:21
Kind of like when someone says I'm all mushy.
01:58:23
It's like a soft emotion.
01:58:24
So someone might feel like these qualities reflect who this person is.
01:58:28
Today's pronouns of the day are it's thank you.
01:58:31
Now this was requested
01:58:32
by someone who uses these pronouns, and this person has a preference for it.
01:58:36
And this just means that this person would prefer you to use it.
01:58:39
It's I think, it's still going well,
01:58:42
the others are still okay to use, but it and Z just feel the most comfortable.
01:58:46
Today's pronoun of the day is camp camps.
01:58:48
That is so camp I know, right?
01:58:50
I've seen this as a fun pride thing pronoun, and the reason I say that
01:58:54
is because the term camp is deeply rooted in queer culture and art.
01:58:57
The camp celebrates the art of being over the top.
01:59:00
Yeah. So, that's
01:59:03
that's a my significant
01:59:04
other, said, hey, you want to talk about some weird shit on the show?
01:59:07
I ran across this.
01:59:09
She doesn't
01:59:10
listen to the show, doesn't watch the show, doesn't doesn't have a care to,
01:59:14
And I've told her never to, I've specifically told her not to.
01:59:19
Dude, if my the name of the show was she.
01:59:22
Fuck it down, I would definitely check it out.
01:59:25
But, Yeah.
01:59:26
So that's the type of stuff that my significant other goes.
01:59:29
Hey, you do this stupid podcast.
01:59:33
Here's something they talk about.
01:59:37
And there's people out there like that.
01:59:39
She's got like, she's got
01:59:42
myriad videos of that same thing.
01:59:45
I kept clicking.
01:59:46
It was a different video.
01:59:50
Pretty fucked up.
01:59:52
And I just burped in my mouth.
01:59:54
I don't think I ever.
01:59:55
I don't even know if you want to identify with that.
01:59:57
That's fine. I just don't make me play long
02:00:00
jam. These are
02:00:04
Weezer.
02:00:05
We have a perfect video, but I can't find it.
02:00:08
Okay, here we go. Plenty of perfect videos.
02:00:10
No, it's just this guy that has a nice little rhyme about pronouns and I.
02:00:14
It's. That's all right.
02:00:15
I've got this. So weird. What's the name of the show?
02:00:18
Nomad. Monad.
02:00:20
Monad? No, ma'am.
02:00:23
What about.
02:00:23
No, ma'am?
02:00:27
Live from Chicago.
02:00:28
It's Jerry Springer, so I found it up.
02:00:36
Oh, okay.
02:00:38
I'm not.
02:00:48
A nice broadcast of the masculine
02:00:50
feminist has been commandeered by the secret society.
02:00:53
No, ma'am.
02:00:55
National Organization of Men Against Amazonian master hood.
02:01:01
Yeah.
02:01:01
You. I'm.
02:01:07
I would reveal my true identity, but for political reasons, I cannot.
02:01:11
But do not take me lightly.
02:01:13
I one scored four touchdowns in a single game for coca.
02:01:18
Hey, daddy.
02:01:19
One scored four touchdowns, two.
02:01:24
That is daddy, you mud flap.
02:01:29
And that's Mr.
02:01:30
Darcy and Mr.
02:01:31
Anderson and Bob Rooney.
02:01:34
Boy, if Marcy finds out about this, she'll be down there in a second.
02:01:38
I wonder if she's watching.
02:01:44
Well, I guess so.
02:01:46
Every day for the past 30 years,
02:01:49
you high heeled pitbulls of blame does everything
02:01:53
from not being able to get into Harvard
02:01:55
and not being able to get in the stretch pants. No.
02:01:58
We're doing a podcast with our friend we women called Pigs.
02:02:02
We've been called scum.
02:02:04
We've even been called Plywood Barbecue for.
02:02:10
Chris, least I have.
02:02:13
But we're sick and tired of this.
02:02:14
He's definitely a man's.
02:02:16
And if these demands are not met, we are going to take this mascot feminist
02:02:21
and perform television's first sexism.
02:02:24
This is.
02:02:27
Right, I was wrong.
02:02:29
I apologize.
02:02:32
Tell them what that is.
02:02:33
Jefferson.
02:02:34
My name is Hank, right?
02:02:39
Sorry.
02:02:39
Hey, It's okay.
02:02:40
I'll.
02:02:44
Anyway,
02:02:47
if our demands go unheeded,
02:02:49
not only will we force Jerry to watch hours of pro wrestling.
02:02:53
Oh, but force him to watch it in these.
02:02:57
A stinky, yellowed undershirt,
02:03:01
And a pair of boxers
02:03:03
which read, it's all me.
02:03:10
Oh, it's all me.
02:03:12
Boxers. Courtesy of Mr. Bob Rooney.
02:03:15
I mean, Dirk.
02:03:17
Back to you, Allen.
02:03:18
Clyde I don't know.
02:03:21
Man one
02:03:23
you guys want a ladies night, right?
02:03:25
Try having it in the kitchen.
02:03:26
Cooking for a man.
02:03:27
Yeah,
02:03:29
yeah.
02:03:32
Man two.
02:03:33
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat.
02:03:36
We hate that.
02:03:39
Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat.
02:03:41
It's the fat that makes you look.
02:03:48
At the man three.
02:03:50
Don't ask us to talk or cuddle after sex or before sex or during sex.
02:03:55
You're lucky we take our pants up.
02:03:59
You take your pants off and
02:04:02
how do you get them old shoes?
02:04:05
The man four.
02:04:07
Don't ask us to sex and lose you over the phone.
02:04:10
It's hard enough to say to someone we're paying a dollar a minute to talk to you.
02:04:16
The old days before the internet.
02:04:17
You have to call 976 number. You?
02:04:20
Yeah.
02:04:20
With his long, flowing blond hair at 48 inch chest,
02:04:24
we're the ones who should be talking about.
02:04:29
Anyway, those are our five demands.
02:04:31
We had five more written down,
02:04:33
but somebody couldn't blow his nose without a hankie.
02:04:37
So, ladies, you've got 30 minutes.
02:04:39
Which, of course, is two hours in woman's time.
02:04:44
You address these demands or will you?
02:04:47
All right. Well, I was wrong.
02:04:49
I across
02:04:52
they don't know what they're going to do here.
02:04:54
You already said.
02:04:55
They already said what they're going to do.
02:04:56
I go or we'll go for burgers. I'm.
02:05:01
It didn't make any sense.
02:05:02
Minute. No
02:05:05
no no.
02:05:08
Oh, no.
02:05:08
Here. A little fucking time passes.
02:05:11
Perfect bear.
02:05:12
Do you ever see that one video where they talk about gender pronouns?
02:05:16
No. Pull it up.
02:05:18
No. Pull that video up because it's one of my favorites.
02:05:20
My pronouns aren't preferred.
02:05:22
They are mandatory.
02:05:23
How the fuck am I supposed to know when I'm only meeting someone on the go?
02:05:27
And I'm not allowed to guess by how they look,
02:05:29
or how they dress, or by what they got that's going on below sea.
02:05:33
On this topic, I'm a little gray when meeting someone new.
02:05:36
What do I say?
02:05:37
Because if I have to start our talk asking
02:05:39
if you have a cock, then you're not my kind of person anyway.
02:05:42
And just one more little thing before I'm gone.
02:05:45
Respect is earned. It's not demanded in a song.
02:05:47
If you want to be a she or a they is, or is he good for you?
02:05:51
But you can't make me play along.
02:05:56
These are well put.
02:06:01
Well put.
02:06:02
My good sir.
02:06:04
Amen,
02:06:06
Amen.
02:06:08
Gaiman.
02:06:10
Oh, no.
02:06:15
He wasn't.
02:06:15
He said go, ninja!
02:06:19
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
02:06:22
Sorry.
02:06:23
Love to make a postscript.
02:06:25
Are they wrestling for nothing?
02:06:32
He did.
02:06:33
He just he for all ball yet he, does backflips.
02:06:38
Yeah, right out of the ring.
02:06:41
Right after the gentleman down the aisle.
02:06:44
Oh, he finally realized he.
02:06:49
Got nothing.
02:06:52
Incredible.
02:06:53
I've never seen anything like it.
02:06:57
Or have we?
02:06:59
We have the bread, baby.
02:07:00
Let's build it. Let's take our semolina
02:07:04
and put it right in here.
02:07:07
Three chicken
02:07:08
cutlets going on on Mary chef plate.
02:07:11
First sauce.
02:07:12
Vodka sauce
02:07:15
right over the top.
02:07:16
Next we're going to hit it with a little pesto.
02:07:19
Just like that.
02:07:21
Last but not least, we have our toasted Calabrian chilies
02:07:24
mixed with the hot oil going right over the top.
02:07:28
We got chopped
02:07:29
hot pepper relish going on the bottom
02:07:32
as well.
02:07:33
So why is there a man doing this fry up both on prosciutto bomb?
02:07:37
Why does he have to dip Parma.
02:07:39
Let's fry fried.
02:07:41
Let's put our crispy prosciutto right on the bottom.
02:07:43
I'm more concerned on where his big tits and nipples are. Is.
02:07:47
You're right.
02:07:49
Listen to that.
02:07:52
This is both bullshit.
02:07:57
There's no sound.
02:07:58
It's.
02:08:01
This is bullshit.
02:08:03
Sandwich.
02:08:06
This is bullshit.
02:08:16
Wait, that's just a turkey sandwich.
02:08:20
Red onions? No
02:08:24
onions.
02:08:25
Period. No.
02:08:27
What is the Pokemon thing?
02:08:31
What, are you making it for your child?
02:08:33
Oh, my God, she's got a kid.
02:08:34
That just ruins it all. Oh.
02:08:38
Yeah.
02:08:41
Perfect.
02:08:43
No, it was until you.
02:08:45
Oh, what is this? This looks different.
02:08:47
Media assets. This looks all.
02:08:51
Yeah.
02:08:51
Welcome to the show.
02:08:52
That's what I was complaining about for the.
02:08:56
Yeah, yeah.
02:08:57
You can't move them either. Just.
02:08:59
No, it looks like you can go ahead.
02:09:02
Well, yeah, but.
02:09:05
Yeah.
02:09:06
I can't.
02:09:09
Hey come on, come on,
02:09:10
come on in. My.
02:09:16
What are we doing
02:09:18
to the mouth? We don't.
02:09:18
You're flattery.
02:09:24
I there's no comment.
02:09:26
Okay. Who cooked that?
02:09:27
Did I said he was.
02:09:28
Yeah. You did. Gary said he was going. I thought you liked it.
02:09:31
No, Gary said he was going to slip.
02:09:33
He was going to make clips. Well, it'd be great.
02:09:35
At least he could contribute. There's nothing dude made.
02:09:38
I think he was.
02:09:38
No, I don't I don't know if he knows how to do that.
02:09:43
Deer flag
02:09:45
I am a troubled older man.
02:09:47
I was married with three children, but I drank too much.
02:09:51
My wife and I divorced after 20 years of marriage.
02:09:54
We were both flood.
02:09:55
I have been remarried and divorced
02:09:57
since my children grew up and we have a great relationship.
02:10:00
I also have a great relationship with my grandchildren as well.
02:10:04
Then.
02:10:07
Then 10 or 12 years ago, my first wife began
02:10:10
talking bad about me telling stories of when I was younger.
02:10:15
Some of them are accurate, but many are embellished.
02:10:18
My oldest daughter joined her mother in the storytelling.
02:10:23
Over the past 41 years, I've had 40 years
02:10:26
of nonconsecutive sobriety.
02:10:29
I am 21 years sober at the president,
02:10:33
and stories have grown to monumental proportions, and two of my
02:10:37
children and several of my grandchildren no longer want to have contact with me.
02:10:41
They say a toxic person never changes.
02:10:45
I've always worked, never been arrested, retired from a company, and had a lifetime
02:10:48
of volunteer activities in my community and I'm respected by most of my peers.
02:10:53
I miss my family.
02:10:54
What can I do?
02:10:55
Sign that lonely in meals or write a cookbook?
02:11:00
Yeah.
02:11:00
Have you tried any recipe?
02:11:04
What?
02:11:04
All right, so.
02:11:08
If it sounds like your family's
02:11:10
horseshit, drinking for 41 years.
02:11:12
Two years here. Two years consecutively.
02:11:14
Yeah, right.
02:11:15
It's not one year that's not sober.
02:11:19
I know there's a point in those stories.
02:11:21
Like you wear them like a badge of honor.
02:11:23
Like it's like, yeah, yeah. Hell, yeah.
02:11:25
I used to fucking get down, motherfucker. I know what it's like.
02:11:28
You know?
02:11:29
I'm the one with the bad.
02:11:30
You got to like. You got to share it.
02:11:33
The alcohol or the toxicity, the the life lessons learned.
02:11:37
The good in the bad.
02:11:38
I mean, the good stories come with the bad stories, and it's all.
02:11:41
I don't understand why you need to be like,
02:11:45
ashamed.
02:11:46
It's like he's ashamed of.
02:11:48
I used to drink and be rowdy.
02:11:50
And it's like, yeah, that's like, that was cool.
02:11:52
When you're younger, it's good that you stop doing that, you know?
02:11:55
Yeah, because it's not cool.
02:11:57
It's kind of like lame.
02:11:58
When you're older, it's fine to do it like once every year or two years,
02:12:02
but not every year.
02:12:02
I mean, it's fine to drink both to get like, you know, shit face like rowdy.
02:12:07
His first mistake from what I was listening to is he had three children.
02:12:10
Your children should never outnumber.
02:12:13
Oh, there was two divorces.
02:12:14
So obviously also there's.
02:12:17
Something's going on. There's three children.
02:12:18
That's fine.
02:12:20
As long as there's at least one adult.
02:12:21
Troubled older man.
02:12:23
I was married with three children, but I drank too much.
02:12:26
My wife and I divorced after 20 years of marriage.
02:12:28
We were both floored.
02:12:29
I've been remarried and divorced since.
02:12:34
Yeah, we started with three children.
02:12:35
That's why you got divorced?
02:12:36
Because once your children outnumber you, they will win.
02:12:39
They will.
02:12:41
So does, say, 10 or 12 years ago.
02:12:44
Sorry. He's drunk. He's not sure.
02:12:46
Was like 10 or 12 years ago.
02:12:48
My first wife began talking bad about me.
02:12:51
But at this point he's 21 years sober.
02:12:54
So it was halfway into his sobriety that she started like shitting on him.
02:12:59
So maybe at that point she felt comfortable,
02:13:02
like he's out of the woods now we can start like,
02:13:04
or he's a fucking these things up and he's like a really downer when he's sober.
02:13:08
No, you don't have to, you don't have to,
02:13:11
quit drinking if you're a fun drunk,
02:13:14
you can just keep drinking.
02:13:16
All right.
02:13:17
Yeah.
02:13:18
I don't know the rules to that.
02:13:19
I have never gotten over your piece of shit because, you know, you
02:13:23
you're a responsible, fun drunk.
02:13:25
You get to just keep doing it. Yeah.
02:13:28
And as far as what they said about a toxic person, you should cut toxic people out.
02:13:31
But as a toxic person, I wish people wouldn't do that.
02:13:35
Yeah, alcohol is toxic, so I don't know. I
02:13:39
it is when it's overused.
02:13:40
Otherwise it's just, depressant, something like that.
02:13:45
This dog's drunk at my house.
02:13:47
They have to go.
02:13:49
Oh, just now have to have big guy.
02:13:51
Oh, just look at that, a half beer.
02:13:53
Oh, the half the dog.
02:13:55
He's a it's a damn good.
02:13:56
Well, see, that's where we it like a little like wind up.
02:14:00
It looks like wind up dog.
02:14:02
Doesn't it look like ice?
02:14:03
Yeah.
02:14:05
It's cold.
02:14:05
At least I would like to. So this dog's joints are frozen.
02:14:08
It's old.
02:14:09
It's that one dog that was bred with short legs, too short for its body
02:14:14
for some kind of.
02:14:15
When they do that, I don't remember why, but there's no kind of hunting reason.
02:14:20
It was bred for a purpose
02:14:22
tonight. Hunt.
02:14:23
Well, they didn't take the dog, Sparky dog, that shit at hunting.
02:14:27
They did need something to offset all the good hunting dogs.
02:14:31
Well, they made that one.
02:14:32
There's a there's the with the pug.
02:14:34
They make that. Yeah, they all suck. Those are terrible.
02:14:37
Those are those dogs. It's terrible.
02:14:39
And they're nothing but issues.
02:14:41
Well, it's bad,
02:14:43
it really is.
02:14:45
Do you think these dog breed, they all have body issues and sinus issues
02:14:48
and they end up having short lifespans and they just, it's it's sad.
02:14:52
This dog has a cute dog.
02:14:54
Yeah, they have a terrible life.
02:14:56
This dog has paw pads which are sensitive as far as I know.
02:14:59
I mean, maybe no dogs do.
02:15:03
Oh, just look at that.
02:15:04
I have oh, I have a dog or just a happy
02:15:07
I have good my happy dogs have a happy happy.
02:15:11
Oh, just a happy happy have been looking at a happy.
02:15:15
Oh the happy dog.
02:15:16
Or just the happy happy happy happy happy happy happy.
02:15:22
Have big guy.
02:15:23
Oh yes, I know that I have oh the happy dog or just a happy
02:15:27
I have been down good my I have be happy.
02:15:31
Oh just a happy happy have been guy.
02:15:33
Oh just look at that a have been.
02:15:36
Oh the happy dog or just a good my happy
02:15:39
happy guy or just a happy happy have not.
02:15:43
Look at that.
02:15:43
I have lots of.
02:15:44
Oh little bro I was wasn't very small bro
02:15:48
bro. Happy go.
02:15:50
Oh just happy.
02:15:51
Just go to that.
02:15:52
Oh just look at that I have been oh the have the dog or just
02:15:56
the have happened that my God is suffering to go have to God.
02:16:00
Oh just yeah me big guy.
02:16:02
Oh just look at that I have big oh the have big dog go
02:16:06
just to have to have good my how big.
02:16:09
Oh now.
02:16:10
Oh just a happy happy have big guy.
02:16:12
Oh just oh look at that. I have big.
02:16:15
Oh that how
02:16:16
happy I have good happiness.
02:16:20
Used to have a happy happy have a big guy.
02:16:22
Oh just look at that a how big.
02:16:25
Oh the how big dog.
02:16:26
Or just a happy happy have
02:16:28
amazing big dog.
02:16:33
Amen.
02:16:36
Amen.
02:16:38
Gary clip.
02:16:39
Not every European does.
02:16:40
Not a bunch of them do.
02:16:42
We not for example, that Sir Isaac Newton was stealing his material.
02:16:47
You know, he was doing calculus.
02:16:50
And then somehow, Sir Isaac Newton invents calculus 600 years later.
02:16:54
It's it's amazing.
02:16:55
So, yeah, there's a problem with that.
02:16:58
I've noticed Germans 1000 years later, some Scot scholars when there.
02:17:03
So, for example, Husserl, the German philosopher, if you look at his
02:17:08
bibliography, has international and they will have them in there.
02:17:11
And that's why, I'll just be honest.
02:17:15
That's where I discovered the the in the scene.
02:17:17
I never know how come I had never been taught about.
02:17:19
Not if I don't know what he said.
02:17:21
Yeah, absolutely. It's you know what?
02:17:25
I think I know what's going on here.
02:17:27
The guy needs to probably go to a doctor because he sounds much,
02:17:31
much like, God damn, I salama like, you know.
02:17:36
Well, a very, very heavy, heavy burden tonight
02:17:41
we had a very there's Derrickson but let's go to
02:17:46
the had the pet.
02:17:48
So what he said right.
02:17:50
Sturm farm
02:17:53
charm
02:17:55
Barrett up there there
02:17:58
the chicken bullshit trying out the.
02:18:03
High.
02:18:06
Chicken I
02:18:08
okay Gary.
02:18:12
Wait.
02:18:13
This can be a cat market.
02:18:15
Yeah, it's not a chicken attack. Oh.
02:18:20
Oh, there's a chicken twist.
02:18:22
That was a chicken twist.
02:18:24
What's it eating a mouse.
02:18:26
I was unaware they do that shit.
02:18:29
That's a really small amount, but still.
02:18:32
I mean, I respect that they like grain and shit.
02:18:35
They eat them, they look at the is like, I think I can take this cat.
02:18:40
It's like, you ready, chicken?
02:18:42
They're working together.
02:18:43
They're working together.
02:18:46
Before I do it, I have to be myself.
02:18:49
Frees up chicken.
02:18:53
That mouse is about to be massively fucked.
02:18:57
He's not sharing either.
02:18:59
You can't stop watching it.
02:19:00
I can't stop this motherfucking.
02:19:02
I would be.
02:19:10
I hope it's, It's natural.
02:19:12
And they didn't actually
02:19:14
set all three up there and hope for the best.
02:19:33
What in the fuck?
02:19:36
Okay. Yes.
02:19:36
Chickens are omnivores and will eat other animals,
02:19:39
including insects, worms, and even small animals like mice
02:19:42
or frogs.
02:19:45
While they also enjoy
02:19:46
greens and greens are their natural instincts.
02:19:49
Drive them to eat, to, seek out animal protein.
02:19:54
They will readily consume meat scraps and the
02:19:57
cannibalize injured flock members of the community arises.
02:20:00
Interesting.
02:20:01
The best clip of the show and I lost the fucking sound.
02:20:05
Fuck you to the sound guard.
02:20:08
Instead of changing everything over on the right and making it
02:20:11
more harder, more harder, harder, harder, more harder.
02:20:15
I took my dog canoeing on the Asaba
02:20:19
this past weekend.
02:20:20
My grandfather no, he means my girlfriend and her dog came to
02:20:24
you, knocked them out. That's gross.
02:20:25
You knocked them both out and then they came to know the dog like he's.
02:20:29
He's also getting the dog.
02:20:31
The both dogs and her. Yeah.
02:20:33
Like they both came at the same time.
02:20:35
Or you just flick both their means together.
02:20:39
So, you know, I took it to a joke of knocking them out.
02:20:41
You took it to a joke?
02:20:45
No, because usually when you have a story where, like,
02:20:47
someone does, like someone's kidnaped and they're, they're knocked out and they,
02:20:50
they think they came, you know, at some point they came to you.
02:20:53
It's really you can say at least the they're not a selfish lover.
02:20:57
You know, they they also came.
02:20:59
I'm going to come.
02:21:01
What if you knock about I hope your dogs had, doggy life jackets.
02:21:06
Well, he said they came through.
02:21:08
He said they came to.
02:21:09
I also, though your dogs are dogs are not just a vanity project.
02:21:13
So with short legs,
02:21:17
what kind of dog do you have?
02:21:18
I'm very curious.
02:21:23
My girlfriend or.
02:21:25
That's just rude.
02:21:26
What kind of canine do you have?
02:21:29
Girlfriend or women are clearly feline.
02:21:35
Bitches.
02:21:37
Bitches be trippin.
02:21:39
Fuck off.
02:21:41
I don't give a shit.
02:21:43
Let me guess.
02:21:43
Still no sound.
02:21:46
From what?
02:21:46
From who?
02:21:47
No. No sound? No.
02:21:48
It's a tornado of chickens.
02:21:50
The fuck? And it's a spit
02:21:53
that is called the pit.
02:21:56
What's.
02:21:56
What's the problem?
02:21:58
I don't think there's any problem.
02:22:00
How do you do?
02:22:01
The haters, the problem, the spectators that try to stop that?
02:22:04
Well, first of all, they're doing it wrong.
02:22:05
They're going counterclockwise. You're going get hurt.
02:22:08
They always seem like to know how to do that.
02:22:09
How does one achieve such another feature
02:22:13
with the chicken?
02:22:16
I think it's the,
02:22:18
they just circle up.
02:22:21
Let's see.
02:22:21
Let's start.
02:22:27
Oh, I can't even headbang.
02:22:28
Holy shit.
02:22:28
I'm a cute.
02:22:33
They're just lost.
02:22:34
They want to get the food faster,
02:22:35
so they're running toward it, even though they're already.
02:22:37
They're.
02:22:38
You know, that's exactly what happened.
02:22:42
You, me
02:22:44
and now and the like, throw the food away from him.
02:22:48
So they're not even eating at the source.
02:22:50
He's not.
02:23:09
Can't stop listening to that.
02:23:13
That's some good shit.
02:23:18
But they good.
02:23:25
When you say Brady, we both have many Burmese Bernese Mountain dogs.
02:23:29
It makes it sound like I have one.
02:23:31
You mean you?
02:23:33
Because you said your girlfriend and her dog got here?
02:23:37
We both have them.
02:23:39
I'm like, shit, I should they sound like a large dog,
02:23:42
but then they has the word mini in it.
02:23:44
So I'm confused then.
02:23:46
So they're gonna, they're going to be very susceptible to high heat situations.
02:23:50
Why would you have a mini mountain dog?
02:23:52
Is it is the dog mini or is it built for mini bombs?
02:23:55
Actually, all dogs which do the hills?
02:24:03
Yeah.
02:24:03
How dare you bring these mountain dogs in Michigan where there are no mountains?
02:24:08
You should have brought a river dog.
02:24:10
Are the river dogs?
02:24:15
Now the dog looks very, very upset.
02:24:17
I had a fucking picture.
02:24:19
The weirdest picture.
02:24:20
I had a pillow.
02:24:21
The face. That was this dog.
02:24:24
I had this dog as a pillow.
02:24:27
So I have an Australian shepherd that has a similar.
02:24:30
Whoa! Hold on a coloring.
02:24:32
Hold on. Let's get to the real point.
02:24:34
How much did you pay for your dog?
02:24:36
Because this says $1,495.
02:24:39
Yeah, if you care to share.
02:24:41
If not, it's none of my business
02:24:43
because I pay 900 for my worst things that people could spend their money on
02:24:47
a dog.
02:24:48
It's a lifetime fucking of joy, I know, but
02:24:52
their lifetime, not yours.
02:24:53
That's why they're bred with short noses and short legs and what are they called?
02:24:58
Designer puppies.
02:25:00
Oh, are you trying to say that he brings it around in a little purse?
02:25:04
No, I mean, you can you can design back.
02:25:07
This whole show has been talking about designer dogs.
02:25:09
No, you could get a direwolf. You could design it manly.
02:25:12
If you don't know, you could not get a direwolf.
02:25:15
You'll be a huge sure you.
02:25:17
You'll be not you.
02:25:19
But like Mike Tyson, I have a lion. I swear.
02:25:21
You go like, boom, they got the dingoes.
02:25:23
I want a fucking dingo.
02:25:25
If you look at how many like, tigers and lions are in camp
02:25:28
and I want a prairie dog.
02:25:29
The last time I looked, there were more in captivity.
02:25:32
Just in one place.
02:25:34
I forgot if it was Vegas or somewhere.
02:25:35
Some weird place has more in captivity
02:25:38
than the entire free population of lions or tigers.
02:25:43
So Arizona, those kind of those people.
02:25:46
Those people, those people. How dare you?
02:25:49
They will definitely want a direwolf or a mammoth or a dragon or whatever
02:25:53
the fuck we've written. So you can't say that.
02:25:57
Best dog being loyal.
02:25:58
No Australian Shepherd is.
02:26:00
You can always say that if you owned every breed in the world
02:26:03
right?
02:26:07
Hold on.
02:26:07
Let's ask Google.
02:26:08
What's the best dog breed in the world?
02:26:13
Oops, I can't type.
02:26:15
I'll just put Bret best breed. Oh, shit.
02:26:17
It says white.
02:26:19
My mistake.
02:26:24
Oh, doctor.
02:26:25
Gary's best. Dude.
02:26:26
The show just keeps circling.
02:26:28
Oh, of course, that's subjective.
02:26:30
Depends on individual preference and lifestyle.
02:26:32
Food.
02:26:35
The French bulldog, rabbit,
02:26:37
Labrador retrievers, German shepherds or and golden retriever.
02:26:42
Top contenders.
02:26:43
Due to their intelligence, trained ability and their friendly nature.
02:26:48
French bulldogs are also gaining popularity
02:26:51
for their compact size and charming personality.
02:26:56
They're completely roasted.
02:26:58
George Lucas George Lucas For another popular here's a go on desirable phrases
02:27:03
I was say poodle, beagle, Rottweiler, your Qatari here
02:27:07
is, foreign dogs or atypical?
02:27:11
Shut up, my life.
02:27:13
Here you go.
02:27:14
I did this little podcast filmed inviting Mark and Harrison or myself
02:27:19
with enough fan mail and even a small merry band of stalkers.
02:27:24
The fact that you made me into a little doll,
02:27:26
that my first husband could stick pins into a shampoo bottle
02:27:30
where people could twist my head off and pour liquid out of my neck.
02:27:34
And though amongst your many possessions, you have to think I had this in my life.
02:27:38
Yes, every time I looked in the mirror.
02:27:40
I have to send you a check for a couple of bucks.
02:27:43
You had the unmitigated gall to let that shit
02:27:47
the new girl in play is my mother playing armadillo or whatever her name is.
02:27:51
She wears a new hairstyle, an outfit practically every time she walks
02:27:56
through a door.
02:27:56
I mean, I like that she even got to wear a bra.
02:27:59
Oh, I hope I slept with you to get the job, because that's not.
02:28:04
Who the hell was that?
02:28:09
She sounds like a bitch.
02:28:11
She's not with us anymore.
02:28:14
Thank,
02:28:16
one last bitch.
02:28:21
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:28:23
Hey hey hey hey.
02:28:31
Wait a second.
02:28:34
So he survived the crash.
02:28:37
Rolling on the ground.
02:28:39
Hopefully doesn't have short.
02:28:42
Only to.
02:28:48
Kids, this is why you should wear a helmet.
02:28:55
No, don't wear a helmet.
02:29:00
Do you wear a helmet?
02:29:01
That's my rule.
02:29:04
What kind of helmet are we talking about?
02:29:06
German.
02:29:09
A strap.
02:29:11
I wore a helmet last time I rode my bike.
02:29:15
Why me?
02:29:16
If some kind of queer, I don't know.
02:29:18
I never, ever wore one with
02:29:21
some kind of queer, I don't know.
02:29:24
Oh, I don't know why I wore a helmet.
02:29:26
I don't know, I'm some kind of queer. No.
02:29:30
Weird. What kind?
02:29:31
What kind?
02:29:31
I don't know if I'm some kind of queer. Some kind of say no.
02:29:34
I'm no kind.
02:29:36
You're not kind.
02:29:38
All I'm thinking about is you're just.
02:29:40
All I'm thinking about now is upsetting Ryan by some kind of queer.
02:29:44
Yeah, I don't know.
02:29:46
They're queers or Gary or you or dog breeds.
02:29:49
I just want to share a little information and have some free speech.
02:29:52
Unabridged.
02:29:54
And he might.
02:29:55
He might swing like, swing a big sword.
02:29:59
He might just roll up in this bitch and just be like,
02:30:02
your little fucking podcast is worth it.
02:30:05
Yeah, let's do it.
02:30:08
Best.
02:30:10
The door slam is actually on soundboard now.
02:30:15
Yep. You can download that
02:30:18
Google Mrs. Gary door slam.
02:30:20
Fuck off.
02:30:22
Hey, now who's going to stick up for me?
02:30:25
Some don't be mean to me.
02:30:27
I can't take it.
02:30:29
I can't take it. I'm going to leave here.
02:30:33
Oh, no.
02:30:34
Is that ketchup? Mustard?
02:30:37
Okay.
02:30:38
Those are a little bits of hot dogs,
02:30:41
and that's ketchup.
02:30:42
Oh, what about a double?
02:30:46
It's Krispy Kreme.
02:30:47
Yeah. Oh,
02:30:50
I mean, if you want to do that
02:30:51
to yourself, good.
02:30:54
Oh, my God, it's filled with fucking baked beans.
02:30:58
Is it.
02:30:59
What the fuck
02:31:01
this is.
02:31:02
They do this once a year for promotion.
02:31:05
Get a bunch of people to think of the most disgusting thing
02:31:08
they could come up with.
02:31:16
Nope.
02:31:17
That sounds stupid.
02:31:19
Look, stupid is stupid.
02:31:20
I'm so stupid.
02:31:22
So much ketchup and mustard on it.
02:31:23
That's all you're going to taste?
02:31:29
Well, I'm.
02:31:33
Well, that we did that.
02:31:36
I don't know what that is.
02:31:39
I'm not playing these E4 or C1 things.
02:31:41
I don't know what they are. E-40
02:31:47
clip even clip E8 is what it's called.
02:31:50
I can't just play it with god knows what it is.
02:31:52
See, God knows
02:31:55
you totally talk about on
02:31:57
this podcast is God shaking atoms?
02:32:01
If God knows he's everything,
02:32:05
if there is a God.
02:32:09
Or Desire
02:32:12
for the ball to feel like you.
02:32:18
That you see the thought
02:32:22
before you thought
02:32:26
of your.
02:32:31
Ego. That's why I'm never quite
02:32:33
pleased to stop the sound of time to go.
02:32:37
So everybody all the same for me
02:32:41
to justify the Lord Jesus Christ.
02:32:45
You see, before,
02:32:47
it just keeps going and going and going, doesn't it?
02:32:51
Like most things in life other than life.
02:32:55
But I'm also still keeps just keep going.
02:33:01
Dear fucktard.
02:33:05
Hey. Oh fuck. Turns on here it.
02:33:07
You're kind of quitting today.
02:33:09
There are some kind of clear today.
02:33:12
My husband and I recently moved out of state.
02:33:14
His only living relative, his sister, recently came to visit.
02:33:17
She never been.
02:33:18
She's never been married.
02:33:20
She is a retired professional,
02:33:21
has a good retirement, especially since she has no children.
02:33:25
During her visit,
02:33:25
she gave us a housewarming greeting card with a $50 visa gift card.
02:33:30
This is unusual as she has never in 50 years given us money.
02:33:33
She was very uptight with her money and always insists on paying for her party
02:33:38
of any restaurant bill. Separately.
02:33:41
While she was here, I made a comment about paying
02:33:45
for a $5 coffee for her brother and she became highly offended.
02:33:50
I knew she would be, so I kind of goaded her.
02:33:52
She then mentioned the $50 gift card she gave us and said, I probably didn't
02:33:56
even tell her brother about it, even though he was in the room when she
02:34:00
gave it to us.
02:34:02
We don't need her money, and I
02:34:04
and I want to mail it back to her and say thanks for the thought,
02:34:07
but we don't need it.
02:34:08
What do you think I should do?
02:34:10
Signed. Thanks.
02:34:11
No, thanks.
02:34:12
In Florida.
02:34:15
I don't understand what the problem is.
02:34:19
It was a it was a gift.
02:34:20
So you can do what I do.
02:34:22
Just don't use it if you have a problem with it.
02:34:25
Like I've had this.
02:34:27
Sorry for any family member that's listening
02:34:28
that may have got me this actual thing,
02:34:30
but I've had a Quiznos card for about five years,
02:34:32
and no Quiznos will take it like, oh, actually, it's some Indian guy,
02:34:37
so I don't wanna sound racist, but he, in his accent,
02:34:39
he says our machine is down, does not work, and has not worked for three years.
02:34:43
And I got to the bottom of it and they
02:34:45
and they just they don't accept the card, even though they say they do.
02:34:48
So I can't use this card.
02:34:49
But I mean.
02:34:53
So I mean what's the purpose.
02:34:55
What. Give it to somebody else.
02:34:58
Well then that would be rude because you can't use it around here.
02:35:01
I'd have to give it to somebody near Quiznos.
02:35:03
That might actually,
02:35:05
I'm not even a fan of Quiznos. It's two.
02:35:07
It's two.
02:35:08
I haven't seen one in, quite a long time.
02:35:11
So it is interesting, though, because, like so she said her,
02:35:14
my husband and I recently moved out of state.
02:35:18
His only living relative, a sister, recently came to visit.
02:35:23
She has never been married, retired, blah blah blah blah blah.
02:35:27
And then she proceeds to say,
02:35:29
when she was here, I made a comment about her
02:35:32
paying for a $5 coffee for her brother, and she became highly offended.
02:35:38
Yeah,
02:35:39
her brother is her husband.
02:35:43
Wait, what the.
02:35:46
The woman's brother that she's.
02:35:48
Hey, you want to pay for this $5 coffee for your brother?
02:35:51
I'd be like, well, it's your fucking husband.
02:35:53
Like, why don't you pay for it?
02:35:55
Like, you know what I mean? Like, what do you like?
02:35:56
Why would you? I mean,
02:36:00
I try to show off, I maybe it's wrong.
02:36:02
I try to pay for shit.
02:36:03
It makes me feel good.
02:36:06
But it just seems weird that, like, pay him for a coffee.
02:36:09
Did he did. Did he only pay for.
02:36:11
Did she only pay for his coffee and nobody else's?
02:36:13
Shit, that'd be weird.
02:36:15
Well, I'm assuming that she just.
02:36:17
She wanted, I don't know, her.
02:36:19
Her brother, which was this woman's husband, wanted a coffee,
02:36:23
and the woman's husband
02:36:26
paid for it and went, hey, sister of my husband.
02:36:30
Why wouldn't you have paid for it?
02:36:32
It's your brother.
02:36:33
And it's like, well, it's your fucking husband, you know?
02:36:35
I mean, like, oh, yeah, it seems weird.
02:36:38
Yeah.
02:36:38
Blood, blood,
02:36:40
blood is thicker than marriage maybe, I don't know,
02:36:44
it's not exactly.
02:36:48
I don't impregnate I wouldn't want to impregnate
02:36:53
my blood.
02:36:55
Right.
02:36:57
Yeah.
02:36:58
So anyways.
02:37:01
Yeah.
02:37:03
Don't impregnate your blood.
02:37:05
Yeah.
02:37:06
So let me get the sake of your daycare now and go.
02:37:10
Fuck. Yeah.
02:37:12
Because there's this whole debate.
02:37:14
Yeah. Oh, girl. Fuck, yeah.
02:37:18
Let me get the single mother fucker daycare booster.
02:37:22
Fuck, yeah.
02:37:24
We love those people.
02:37:25
Don't do you break.
02:37:26
Dude, I better be going.
02:37:28
I said, please, I'll take that.
02:37:33
Take care
02:37:33
that I won't let you back in for the first lady said I love you.
02:37:41
Come. Let's go.
02:37:41
Better get more to get nice.
02:37:44
But you didn't go.
02:37:47
I thought you, you know, no matter.
02:37:52
Just animal,
02:37:53
almost evil, sinister.
02:37:55
The blood gushing out,
02:37:57
blood was gushing, and I was even trying to apply pressure to it.
02:38:00
And it kept charging at me.
02:38:02
Then I was kicking it like this, kicking it off repeatedly.
02:38:04
And this animal just charging to my in
02:38:08
believe this kind of a thing, flipping around nearby.
02:38:12
Who's going to help him out in a bus accident?
02:38:14
You know,
02:38:16
78% believe in hell that there's an eternal punishment place
02:38:20
that you send if you don't follow certain rules.
02:38:23
For instance, hell and angels. Okay.
02:38:26
These are very primitive, very, very backward to me, backward sounding beliefs.
02:38:30
These are childlike.
02:38:31
And that's the key because they get you when you're a kid.
02:38:34
Yeah, we get you when you little. They tell you there's a god.
02:38:36
You're on to something people believe I believe this.
02:38:38
If you can make someone believe that there's an invisible man
02:38:42
living in the sky who's watching everything you do.
02:38:45
And keep keeping count of everything you do, which is good and which is bad,
02:38:49
then you can make that person believe anything.
02:38:51
After that, you can add anything you want.
02:38:54
The 4th of July, it just rolls right in
02:38:57
land of the free,
02:38:58
home of the brave, the sick.
02:39:01
He was funny and then he wasn't.
02:39:06
But it's hard once you know what they say.
02:39:07
Once you know what you see.
02:39:09
Can't unsee,
02:39:12
can't do it.
02:39:13
What are you saying?
02:39:14
He saw the bad in everything.
02:39:21
No chicken attack. No.
02:39:26
This is usually not a good start to a video.
02:39:28
When you have a black man in a watermelon
02:39:32
and a hammer.
02:39:36
I'm sorry about to break a stereotype.
02:39:37
I'm pretty sure he's going to make chicken fried watermelon or
02:39:41
candy watermelon fried rice, Kool-Aid fried chicken.
02:39:47
And cut it wrong.
02:39:50
You. They look like city chicken.
02:39:52
Wow. I was just having.
02:39:57
What is happening?
02:40:00
What did you just looking for?
02:40:03
The. Just the red.
02:40:06
Is there watermelon in there or is it chicken?
02:40:09
I don't know.
02:40:12
I was there.
02:40:13
What does that get?
02:40:15
Hold? Well, anything you can better.
02:40:18
I worked at a Wendy's so long ago that we had, cutlets
02:40:23
and the the rinse in the flour.
02:40:26
You know how you actually batter your own shit?
02:40:28
They didn't come little fried fucking or frozen patties like they pride.
02:40:31
You know?
02:40:32
And what we found is you could grab anything from the salad bar.
02:40:35
You could, in fact, grab anything, put it in the bath,
02:40:38
put it in the flour, pop it in the deep fryer. Wow.
02:40:42
Anything is fantastic.
02:40:44
Deep fried.
02:40:46
I highly recommend trying anything you.
02:40:51
Want.
02:40:52
Doesn't have to be in a cherry Kool-Aid sauce, though.
02:40:55
That's. Yeah,
02:40:56
it's the little. Oh,
02:40:59
I think that's cool.
02:41:01
Pearl, but it can't be that crunchy.
02:41:04
There's no, sure it can.
02:41:07
There's the way he's hacks on it that perfectly.
02:41:10
He calls it candied.
02:41:12
So maybe that after he fried it, candied watermelon, that shit
02:41:16
he put on it may have got hard to.
02:41:17
Everything's getting hard.
02:41:18
You get another dude, and it gets hard to do
02:41:22
the beach earlier, it was getting hard.
02:41:25
Did you see?
02:41:25
You didn't film it nowadays, most people would.
02:41:27
I was about to.
02:41:28
I was getting that. I was getting close to it.
02:41:30
I just for fun.
02:41:31
But then I was like,
02:41:32
this is going to be creepy because like, now I'm the creep filming like these.
02:41:35
Oh yeah. Yeah. There's not there's no going back from that one.
02:41:38
No no, no, it's for a podcast. I swear.
02:41:42
That's even weirder.
02:41:43
Honestly, I right, okay.
02:41:45
I think one is just being creepy.
02:41:47
The other one possibly the felony
02:41:50
why they're in public.
02:41:52
I'm just filming the public. Is it? You're positive?
02:41:54
It's not like the hotel beach is a if it's.
02:41:56
No, no, it's a public beach.
02:41:59
Yeah. Could.
02:42:00
I was gathering evidence just in case the police questioned.
02:42:05
Yeah, I don't know.
02:42:07
There will be no police questioning.
02:42:09
I'll be honest.
02:42:10
I have tried to have sex on the beach.
02:42:12
It's not fun.
02:42:14
I mean, you got to. You got to want it.
02:42:16
You got to.
02:42:16
You got to work for it.
02:42:19
You you ever have sex on the beach?
02:42:21
And I don't mean to drink.
02:42:23
No. Smart.
02:42:27
We were in Aruba.
02:42:28
I pretty sure I mentioned the story.
02:42:29
It's not along Jamaica.
02:42:31
We were in Aruba. And you?
02:42:33
I want to take you to Bermuda.
02:42:34
Bahama was blue.
02:42:35
It was blue crab season, apparently.
02:42:37
And there was a hurricane like, weeks before.
02:42:40
So the whole Mediterranean was, like, stirred up.
02:42:42
And the shit that should be in the ocean or in the sea
02:42:45
was like out or in the shallow water.
02:42:49
And yeah, the dude, it was
02:42:50
it wasn't 1 or 2, it was thousands of crabs.
02:42:55
You had.
02:42:55
Don't eat them.
02:42:57
I'm sure we did.
02:42:58
I don't I don't like seafood.
02:43:00
But while we were there, I'm sure he did. It was yours.
02:43:01
So what do you what do you like then?
02:43:03
What other food is there other than sea
02:43:07
turf?
02:43:08
I like turf, that's a.
02:43:12
Turf.
02:43:12
Turf turkey.
02:43:14
I eat chicken when I want to eat healthy.
02:43:16
Yeah, red meat when I don't.
02:43:17
You don't eat. I ever eat meat. Fish ever.
02:43:20
If it's deep fried, like I said, you could deep fry anything.
02:43:27
Penis.
02:43:29
What are you eating?
02:43:31
Chicken and rice.
02:43:32
The fuck do?
02:43:36
It's not deep fried watermelon.
02:44:12
Did you tell them that you.
02:44:14
They. God.
02:44:18
Just take the dog
02:44:21
out to wash again.
02:44:23
I don't pay for.
02:44:26
We don't know much.
02:44:31
No. I was up.
02:44:38
In the.
02:44:49
Sun started the next day.
02:44:53
Burn out.
02:44:55
But when they're on the rise, I can't help but
02:44:58
if you don't pay, you just.
02:45:01
I just.
02:45:05
Get in the way.
02:45:06
I can take some, you
02:45:09
know, take
02:45:12
your.
02:45:18
Kids.
02:45:19
And it's always the same.
02:45:21
And please don't talk to me. You.
02:45:29
Know?
02:45:30
You know. Eat up.
02:45:31
You do it because we want to eat nothing.
02:45:36
You can't eat.
02:45:44
You. Know.
02:45:49
Because it's so much easier
02:45:52
to go to just go.
02:46:01
Oh. To eat.
02:46:08
To this. To.
02:46:25
Look, his leg is making a little capital G.
02:46:33
Oh, Jesus Christ,
02:46:37
that's Jason Bourne.
02:46:38
She called 911, please.
02:46:47
Jesus Christ, you.
02:46:50
That's Jason Bourne.
02:46:51
She call 911.
02:46:55
I'm thinking.
02:46:58
That's just a problem of physics, where the load
02:47:02
was heavier than the stability.
02:47:07
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that broke
02:47:10
because it should still be able to handle that load.
02:47:11
It's really a matter of,
02:47:15
health.
02:47:16
Overall health and genetics.
02:47:19
Well, I think it's the difference.
02:47:20
Two is see the drop?
02:47:21
See the drop off right here.
02:47:24
The, the the 2 or 3 bricks up again.
02:47:28
Priors low like calcium deficiency probably has a lot of,
02:47:35
A lot of underlying conditions.
02:47:37
Hum hum of abilities.
02:47:40
Homo biscuits.
02:47:42
Yeah.
02:47:43
Her biscuits.
02:47:44
We have some of those in the yard.
02:47:49
Religions and the.
02:47:49
What the fuck is that?
02:47:50
Paul Heyman have talked about 15 major religions in the world before Christianity
02:47:55
that have taught the same thing.
02:47:56
It is a very ancient old story.
02:47:58
That's why the Bible is called The Greatest Story Ever Told.
02:48:01
Not saying does not get spirituality in the Bible.
02:48:04
I am saying that it has been twisted and used by political powers
02:48:08
for a political agenda to keep us ignorant or ill informed and unread,
02:48:12
depending on the Lord to come back to help us, when in fact
02:48:16
there is no Lord coming back to help us.
02:48:18
Education, knowledge and your own personal spiritual
02:48:22
investigation all provided by that same thing.
02:48:26
If if said thing exists, all provided by the same thing he's arguing
02:48:30
against of what the story is really about.
02:48:32
Do your homework. That's the only salvation.
02:48:34
Which again, we could let's just call it the monad.
02:48:37
So we stop arguing about the stupid bickering of religion.
02:48:41
Moama.
02:48:43
Yeah.
02:48:43
Moana mote.
02:48:45
What's that Disney movie?
02:48:46
Moana.
02:48:49
Yeah, not that.
02:48:52
And he said 15 religions.
02:48:54
I'm sorry.
02:48:55
There's thousands of religions, right?
02:48:59
I think some of the ones that matter.
02:49:03
Then there's only seven.
02:49:04
Then I still think 15 is too many here. Right.
02:49:06
There's four for sure,
02:49:09
if you count Christianity as one, because the differences are petty, right?
02:49:13
Literally, they literally split faction from their own self.
02:49:19
Me? Yeah.
02:49:20
Never mind.
02:49:22
Twice, actually.
02:49:26
Twice.
02:49:27
Way more than twice.
02:49:29
Yeah. And. Okay. Yeah. You're right.
02:49:31
So he says he says that the Lord's not going to come back.
02:49:36
That's the same kind of ridiculousness is saying that he is to me,
02:49:40
the answer is I have no idea if that sort of thing could happen.
02:49:44
This is clearly if it is true, which I'm not saying it is.
02:49:48
It's greater than your understanding,
02:49:52
but within
02:49:52
your understanding, it's obviously more likely not true.
02:49:56
As above,
02:49:58
so below.
02:50:05
Has the
02:50:07
I don't know why, but as box of love
02:50:10
in. My.
02:50:30
Life I think I hit the wrong thing.
02:50:41
It's the Brady and Russell.
02:50:43
Brady and or Gary.
02:50:45
As above and so below.
02:50:48
Because he's so close. Brady.
02:50:50
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:50:54
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:50:57
Brady.
02:50:57
And your show with Brady and Rory.
02:51:01
It's their show now Brady.
02:51:03
Draw.
02:51:09
That a little.
02:51:13
So Gary you got any comments
02:51:15
you're going to guest on the, Brady and Draw show?
02:51:18
You guys I'm getting him.
02:51:21
Gary, do you get him?
02:51:26
It's been a great show.
02:51:29
It's been a typical show without Gary, which is about as good as we can make it.
02:51:34
We'll try not to
02:51:35
make fun as much because it is getting old.
02:51:39
I can, I can we can be punishing in different ways.
02:51:42
Like I didn't play Sabina
02:51:45
I there's just too many.
02:51:47
There's one, two, three, four, five.
02:51:50
I can keep counting and make it funnier.
02:51:52
Six, seven eight, nine.
02:51:56
But you know,
02:51:58
it's about the only thing I miss that we need to get to.
02:52:02
Get my house back.
02:52:03
We played it. Nope, I played everything. See? My mistake.
02:52:06
That one just didn't turn green for some reason.
02:52:10
This wonderful system.
02:52:13
I just copy and paste everything we do from the week here.
02:52:16
It sorts these all out for me. We did that one.
02:52:18
Some of them are turning green though.
02:52:20
When you click on it turns green.
02:52:21
We did him that didn't turn green. Those are mash ups. I skipped
02:52:25
so many links.
02:52:28
5000 qubits.
02:52:34
I guess it's tradition.
02:52:43
Where'd it go?
02:52:44
Thanks, StreamYard.
02:52:45
I'm spending a second here trying to find your bumper,
02:52:47
because it's in rows of three.
02:52:48
Now that I cannot move around.
02:52:51
Absolutely hilarious.
02:52:52
I finally got used to where they were, or probably got used to where they were,
02:52:55
and now they're all in different spots that we are not able to move.
02:52:58
So I'm just going to keep talking till I find it.
02:53:00
Horsham for that, for watch, Horsham
02:53:02
for please, please please fix me
02:53:07
horse and Beth always please please.
02:53:11
Here it is Horsham.
02:53:13
Please please please 000 for
02:53:20
automatic quantum computing just in the past month
02:53:22
I'm showing you what it's like. Said U.S.
02:53:24
intelligence community veteran wants about showing us quantum computer progress.
02:53:27
We do not.
02:53:27
Brad Smith, president of Microsoft oneself,
02:53:29
the United States cannot afford to fall behind,
02:53:31
which, according to CNBC, just because then banks
02:53:33
might not be able to keep transactions process fun pandering Hobby Lobby
02:53:36
for the end of last year, researchers
02:53:37
from the University of Connecticut money are China's Bitcoin quantum computer.
02:53:41
See which three which works with superconducting circuits.
02:53:43
Microsoft is on par with Google's Willow chip, but has about 105 qubits.
02:53:47
That's when Americans began to panic.
02:53:48
Well, that was only the beginning.
02:53:49
In May,
02:53:49
the Chinese company, already quantum, announced the 4.0 accountability platform
02:53:53
that should be able to work with more than 500 qubits
02:53:55
that you see here.
02:53:55
And there's a lot of work to do that
02:53:57
someone's taking of a model of the computer.
02:53:58
Global news reports that the company's director, Google,
02:54:00
told them that the company has already run over 380,000 tasks for more than 26
02:54:04
million users all over the world.
02:54:05
Honestly, that's really impressive. It's a lot more than I'd have expected.
02:54:07
26 million users of a quantum computer.
02:54:09
I can't do anything useful. What? All the numbers are likely possible.
02:54:11
26 million users, 380,000 tasks.
02:54:14
That's like 69 is always so honest.
02:54:16
You want to calculate the result for press.
02:54:19
I called electrical properties.
02:54:21
If you're one of those 26 million give me check out my platform.
02:54:22
You can actually use it right.
02:54:24
Helps advance quantum computing for us.
02:54:26
I mean what about this headline?
02:54:27
IBM should be worried just all about this quote comes from no one.
02:54:30
They just put quote marks around it because I don't know why the word got
02:54:34
around.
02:54:34
It's now CEO of a company that sells protection from computers, so maybe not.
02:54:37
It's all to get money.
02:54:38
A claim from CNBC that banks might like the gold rush, the gold rush, quantum
02:54:42
computing, Google's super computer space is called post-quantum cryptography.
02:54:46
Financial systems are already such switching to it,
02:54:48
but it's not all it carries. Pandering bullshit up.
02:54:51
The Chinese Research Center announced plans for a quantum computer
02:54:54
that they say will reach 5000 qubits, called the easy Q engine 2.0.
02:54:58
For context, IBM portable.
02:55:01
It's called the Commodore chip.
02:55:02
And just the other week, I told you about our plans to scale this
02:55:04
up to some hundred thousand cubits, by which you can own one for your own.
02:55:07
But until you control these 1000 and enough power,
02:55:11
I think it's another thing entirely to actually do something with another.
02:55:14
Suppose a Chinese announcement that was just reported is actually
02:55:17
our precious quantum computing tools, and there's so much.
02:55:19
But one thing I'll use for you is in there
02:55:22
building this problem, we see I got to spend over it all talking a lot.
02:55:26
It's like saying, look at these two programs basically been split up.
02:55:29
So this is a quantum video, not a joke.
02:55:30
The teleprompter
02:55:32
sounds basically a beam splitter that's not adding black quality.
02:55:34
But I guess what I meant to say is what most of these hybrid
02:55:36
quantum classical calculations are about, as quantum as I know.
02:55:38
The bottom line is that we still have everybody's problem with a terrible
02:55:43
digital computer, but it's not a quantum computer.
02:55:45
Nothing useful.
02:55:46
Why the Chinese offering money at this just maybe just do
02:55:49
because of the Americans? Really? Who can blame them?
02:55:50
My husband and I, we recently had our wedding anniversary in the 19th
02:55:54
and I have the perfect gift.
02:55:55
It's a small of no,
02:55:59
she's a husband.
02:56:00
I think she means wife.
02:56:02
It's possible you identifies as husband.
02:56:05
Yep, yep.
02:56:07
And nothing wrong with that.
02:56:11
No, I would expect it.
02:56:12
If I would, there would be something wrong if it was the other way around.
02:56:15
Three of us feel a little bit dumb.
02:56:17
I think it's not my imagination because I've been several studies now
02:56:19
that document just how AI systems negatively affect our cognitive function.
02:56:22
But it's okay, I guess.
02:56:23
This is not okay in a chip.
02:56:26
All you have to do is equate it to lifting weights and muscle atrophy.
02:56:29
If you stop using your brain,
02:56:30
stop talking, stop reading, stop doing the most simplest task.
02:56:33
Those tasks will become harder.
02:56:35
Through the eye opening study that just appeared, researchers from MIT
02:56:40
Media Lab recruited 54 university students and help them write entirely on their
02:56:47
level.
02:56:47
While the students were working,
02:56:49
the researchers
02:56:49
recorded their brain activity with EEG, and later
02:56:51
the students had to answer a bunch of questions to.
02:56:53
The findings were remarkable. A
02:56:54
whopping 83% of participants in the group could not accurately quote any text.
02:56:58
They just the other group. It was merely 11%.
02:57:00
Also, the measures of brain activity were roughly half of the subjects
02:57:03
involved with the research group in the middle of the writing performance,
02:57:06
two was noticeably different.
02:57:07
Essays written with the help of GPT had a lot of word clusters
02:57:11
that repeated and markedly less variety in phrasing on sentence structure.
02:57:14
Well, the maybe most baffling finding was that after three sessions of this,
02:57:16
the researchers switched the eyes of the group to no systems
02:57:19
and their performance remained.
02:57:20
But even though they now have to write on their own, 78%
02:57:23
still weren't able to quote anything like that.
02:57:25
And the brain activity using improvization normally associated with this task.
02:57:28
The researchers call this cognitive debt.
02:57:29
Basically they become,
02:57:30
yeah, when you talk to these young kids about this phenomenon,
02:57:33
they'll say, it doesn't matter, because I'll always have the AI.
02:57:35
So I won't need my brain. I'll just ask my phone
02:57:39
who's using their brain?
02:57:41
This comes after a study from Microsoft last year that showed that users
02:57:45
who rely on I use significantly less critical thinking.
02:57:49
Yes, I use has been linked to some positive effects,
02:57:54
but even blues turns out to be a double sided source
02:57:57
for example, last year, researchers from the University of Houston and Texas
02:58:03
found that using large language models for brainstorming gift ideas
02:58:08
does significantly increase the creativity writing of these ideas.
02:58:13
According to humans, however,
02:58:16
according to humans, this is according
02:58:18
to human being carried by freaks.
02:58:21
Don't ask me how I'm because I can explain.
02:58:27
It's nothing short of a miracle.
02:58:30
Love you.
02:58:36
I've got some lesson that I don't deserve.
02:58:40
I've got some scars.
02:58:43
But that wasn't bad. Learn. Yeah.
02:58:46
It's nothing short of a miracle.
02:58:50
Long. You
02:58:53
and. I think it over.
02:58:57
And it doesn't mean that
02:59:00
I know it comes from above.
02:59:03
We can think of it.
02:59:04
Or you think you can think more than I need.
02:59:05
It calls on me record, whatever it's called.
02:59:09
A million little, maybe possible.
02:59:12
However. So unlikely.
02:59:14
Likely possible.
02:59:15
Miracles or miracles.
02:59:18
Count your nearest surgery video, by the way.
02:59:20
Two, three.
02:59:21
Or I can even count.
02:59:23
You can watch the rest of that last one.
02:59:26
You're mocking me, aren't you?
02:59:28
Good.
02:59:31
There's for all of these.
02:59:33
There's a whole bunch of life I do care.
02:59:37
Sure. Yeah, yeah. You. Me. How close?
02:59:39
I think if instant karma exists, you know, it's times.
02:59:44
It's. It's a fickle bitch.
02:59:46
It'll save her to kill you or it's obviously all just fake it.
02:59:51
Wait.
02:59:52
That wasn't good. Okay, that one's the scars.
02:59:54
But that's how, like, the good thing is, it kills.
02:59:57
Okay?
02:59:58
And that's because the bones are made out of rubber.
03:00:00
Plastic. At that age.
03:00:01
And that's that's some kind of design
03:00:05
you get over some kind of evolutionary design.
03:00:08
I know it comes from above.
03:00:11
Amen.
03:00:12
Can I get an amen?
03:00:13
Amen drop? Yeah, I get it of me.
03:00:16
Can I get a man?
03:00:20
That's come out and that's world to me.
03:00:23
The kids want to get a kidding me.
03:00:25
Didn't even come all that.
03:00:28
It doesn't that
03:00:31
I know it comes from above.
03:00:34
I've got beer.
03:00:36
Trees are having record.
03:00:38
Wait, did it cycle?
03:00:38
Are we watching it again?
03:00:40
I don't know.
03:00:43
Oh, yeah.
03:00:45
It pulls on because you your miracles.
03:00:50
I mean to be racist.
03:00:51
Rather people being it against white people.
03:00:58
Be good.
03:01:04
You thought
03:01:05
that is so I would give you upgrades.
03:01:09
You talk about you want to upgrade.
03:01:10
If you go on a ship and you can't see, you know, all you see is robber in the
03:01:15
you get a better look up my lens.
03:01:19
You want to see water
03:01:21
underwater though?
03:01:22
Like that was when that be cool though.
03:01:25
No, it would be cool.
03:01:27
I would, I would want to go down there and check it out.
03:01:29
But then when I go to sleep, I want to be above the waterline, above sea level.
03:01:32
My what is I do for you
03:01:35
gives me an extra ten minutes to try to get to a lifeboat before I'm drowning.
03:01:38
Maybe,
03:01:40
I don't know, it's probably non-rational, unreasonable fear, but it's there.
03:01:44
Once it's there, it becomes real
03:01:47
regardless of people.
03:01:48
Believe it or not, there's not enough lifeboats for everybody on the boat.
03:01:52
You're saying?
03:01:52
Yeah, there are.
03:01:56
And you should know before every cruise
03:01:59
they take them all out and test them.
03:02:03
The crew gets to ride them.
03:02:04
They take a little spin around the boat, make sure they all who they get to ride.
03:02:08
They get to ride them.
03:02:11
This is my last video.
03:02:12
It's simply called no.
03:02:17
It appears to be a chocolate covered pickle.
03:02:19
I really wish I would have played it now,
03:02:21
but you know, are they different assumptions?
03:02:24
Gary, make some things in the game.
03:02:25
Okay.
03:02:26
What do you need to.
03:02:29
Wow. That's going to be that's going to be tart and tank.
03:02:31
That's going to be
03:02:33
vinegary.
03:02:33
That's that's not a sweet pickle.
03:02:37
That's a gherkin
03:02:40
who was just a cucumber.
03:02:44
The cucumber then sat in brine for the
03:02:48
last time.
03:02:49
Okay.
03:02:51
That was worth it.
03:02:53
It wasn't.
03:02:54
But everything is green.
03:02:56
Squirrel attack! Wait. They keep coming up.
03:02:59
You can just keep sending videos in and keep us here all day.
03:03:02
That is somewhere, right?
03:03:03
Thought.
03:03:05
How can I shit it in farting?
03:03:08
Do do a stinky fart poopy.
03:03:11
My pants blew out and there's cake running down my legs and it's runny and sticky.
03:03:14
Farty and shit.
03:03:16
Am, I don't know, hit the sack right now.
03:03:20
Just.
03:03:21
I feel I'm killing him right now.
03:03:24
You're going to have to kill him. All because.
03:03:25
How are you going to pass that squirrel?
03:03:27
Oh, I came back to the wrong dude. I.
03:03:36
Shoot the dog gun thing.
03:03:37
Well, don't shoot right now. Trying to do.
03:03:40
You're going to shoot the dog that is somewhere, right? Or.
03:03:44
Oh my little bastard, I do nothing.
03:03:49
So remember this next time you see that
03:03:53
30 to 40 squirrels out yard.
03:03:56
If they all decided to run together right now, especially at the same time,
03:04:00
imagine a swarm of squirrels.
03:04:01
If that's the thing, a pack of squirrels.
03:04:08
What?
03:04:08
The duck boy is not.
03:04:11
It's smart too, because it did the same exact thing for two different.
03:04:15
Two different, targets, two different prey.
03:04:17
He ran right to the base of the neck
03:04:19
where you can't reach with any of your core weapons.
03:04:23
It's got here before, man.
03:04:25
Little bastard, are you talking?
03:04:28
Hey, I.
03:04:34
I. It's the fact that I can right now.
03:04:38
Fuck!
03:04:39
Oh, yeah.
03:05:00
I. Love.
03:05:10
I. I.
03:06:08
I ain't. I.
03:06:24
I mean,
03:06:27
I. I.