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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously?
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It's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
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to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Flash Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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And. And
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then.
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At and
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end. And.
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Then you.
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Have.
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And then.
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And then. You.
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Then.
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Da da da da da da da da da da da da.
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The time is now 10:03 p.m..
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Do you ever look at a loaf of bread and wonder?
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I could slice this in half or I could press it into a new shape.
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Name it Steve and partner with them selling soap dishes on Etsy.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to fladge Rants Live.
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Genesis 224 therefore a man shall leave
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his father and mother and cleave unto his wife.
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Now, full disclosure I didn't prepare anything for this monologue.
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I had five ideas.
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I counted them on my fingers.
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Then I sneezed, tripped and forgot most of them.
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So what you're getting tonight is panic, random access, memory,
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and the distinct smell of copper wiring.
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The only one I can remember was on finger five.
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I'm going to confess something later that will change how you feel.
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Cleave.
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Cleave can mean to split apart.
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Or cleave can mean to cling together.
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Oh, English.
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You beautiful bastard of a dumpster fire.
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One word, two opposite meanings.
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No warning label, no safety instructions.
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Just cleave.
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As in, let no man put asunder.
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And. Oh, crap.
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He cleaved his head open.
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How did we get here?
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Let's check the etymology. Cleave.
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Split from Old English.
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Claire Leo fan clove a end to split or sever and cleave.
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Cling from Old English cliff I seal
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if I am to adhere or stick two different routes.
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They just sound the same because English said you can bear a burden
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to see a bear poop in the woods
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and bear your soul about it all in the same wooded rant.
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Now we use cleave in wedding vows and murder reports.
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You can cleave to your wife,
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you can cleave your wife, and the judge will want to know
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which for setting bail.
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Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
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doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doot.
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Cleave it to cleaver.
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He's got an ax to grind.
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If you're still breathing, you're on borrowed time.
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On tonight's episode of Cleave it to Cleaver.
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Dad's got a splitting headache.
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Gee whiz.
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Dad, why are there seven garbage bags in the basement?
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Oh, son, those aren't garbage bags.
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They're your little league team.
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You know how your old man gets after a bad game?
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But, dad, we want what?
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Oh, okay.
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I guess I get a little crazy without any hobbies and being stuck.
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Trapped on Monday nights.
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Or maybe I just hate baseball.
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And I like salad.
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Well, dad, that's all okay, as long as you don't go too hard on the creation myth.
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Now that's cleaving bad dialog.
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No second chances, just clean
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practice destruction in a 1950s setting.
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That's just like what Forged in Fire gets right.
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Nowadays, you walk in with raw material and a plan of attack.
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You walk out with something that could end a myth,
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settle a duel, or butter a Little League baseball team violently.
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Will it cut?
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And they don't mean will it work.
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They mean will it punish. Will it divide?
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Will it cleave you ever watch a guy hammer red hot steel
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while a host in cargo pants whispers,
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edge retention like it's foreplay?
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Yeah.
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You know why it hits? Because it's truth.
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Forging is about controlled separation.
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You remove weakness, you shape, focus.
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You build a cleaver that doesn't apologize.
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Let's get poetic.
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When the blade hits bone, there's no going back.
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When the crowd splits in two.
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You pick your side.
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When the past won't shut up.
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Clean forward when the future laughs.
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Cleave harder. Cleave with joy.
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Cleave with dread.
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Cleave like you mean it or don't cleave at all.
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Cleave like a cleaver.
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Sharp and true.
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Cutting through chaos.
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Revealing the new hold like a hug.
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Tight and near.
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Cleave to the little things you've shoved up your rear.
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Cleave.
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Oh, cleave, you duplicitous muse, you make lovers one.
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Then tell them to choose.
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You kiss like a vow.
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You punch like regret.
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You stick with a smile and you cut like a threat.
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You whisper forever.
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You whisper you're free.
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And somehow both whispers were spoken by me.
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Now, before I get more philosophical
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and start playing the pan flute, let's talk science for a second.
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In metallurgy, cleaving
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means splitting a crystal along a natural plane.
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It's how you reveal the grain,
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the structure, the secret inner architecture of metal.
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That's what life does to us. To
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it splits us.
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Open, reveals our grain, shows our faults and strengths,
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which then binds us and connects us to each other.
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Breaking things down.
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The bond is everywhere.
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It's how you weld.
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It's how you make swords.
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It's how you leave your hometown.
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It's how you ignore the person who texted.
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How are we coming along with the Rachel Riggins bumper?
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You have to tear something apart in order to hold something better.
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Okay, that's an unfortunate example and really bad use of language.
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You're a lost cause. It's quite apparent.
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But that tear ring, it still hurts.
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Ask Rachel Riggins, even if the thing you're leaving
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is toxic or tired or hollow, there's always a snap.
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You hear it.
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You feel it in your chest, in your cleavage.
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And we pretend it's clean.
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Like a perfect slice.
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But it never is real.
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Cleaving is ragged.
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Do we have a hand up bumper? No.
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We should move on.
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Here's the thing.
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We all carry things we should have cleaved from years ago.
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But we didn't.
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Because part of us like the weight or feared the silence.
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There's a story I remember.
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It's not from the Bible, but it could have been.
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A young blacksmith tries to make the perfect blade.
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He heats the metal pounds.
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It folds, it tempers it.
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But no matter what, it cracks again and again.
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So he asks the old master,
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why does it keep breaking?
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The master looks at him and says, because you don't know what it's made of.
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That stuck with me, not just because it sounds like a scene
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from some overreacted medieval drama, but because it feels true.
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You can't cleave what you don't understand.
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You can't split or bind what you haven't faced.
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I've cleaved to lies about myself, about other people,
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about how things were fine.
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I've also cleaved from truths because they were too heavy
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or too sharp, or just made holidays awkward.
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Some days I think cleaving is just another word for surviving with intent.
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I mean, think about it.
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We even cleave from our pasts like it's a haunted up north cottage.
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That was a different me.
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I've grown.
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I was drunk,
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it was the 2000.
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But if you really cleave from something,
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it leaves a mark, a scar, a reminder.
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And if it doesn't, then maybe you didn't cut deep enough.
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If you say leave it or I leave you, that's a cleaver.
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I know I'm ranting. That's what this is.
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A rant forged in the fires of confusion and contradiction.
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The same stuff that made you.
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By the way, let's take a moment to appreciate how dumb this is.
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Cleave means both to join and to sever.
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That's like having a toaster that also freezes your bread.
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A fire extinguisher with a lighter on the other side,
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a condom with a hole in it, and a motivational quote.
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I'm going to come.
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But. But no, English is like, here's your language.
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It comes with a free spinning migraine.
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This is the same brain dead system that gave us flammable and inflammable meaning.
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The same thing.
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It's like the language was designed by a troll
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wizard with a thesaurus full of lies.
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If cleave was a person, it would be that guy at the barbecue
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who insists on cutting meat the old way while everyone else just wants to eat.
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He's got wisdom, sure,
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but also a serious tendency to ruin dinner parties.
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Speaking of ruining dinner parties, draw is the kind of co-host
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who cleaves from every topic like it owes him money.
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He cleaves to Gary, the guests, and especially to the viewers
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all at once, but manages to cleave only to himself in the process.
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Drawer, by the
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way, is the perfect metaphor for cleave, a mess of disconnected
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apple bits and pieces always half baked, always leaking weird noises,
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but still warm and delicious, attracting all kinds of young men.
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I, I missed the kid.
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Like, oh yeah, sure.
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Now I want to make this very clear.
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We are not here to hurt anyone's feelings.
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We're all sensitive beings.
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Of course, some of us are much more sensitive than others.
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We're all beautiful little bundles of nerves and signals.
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But at the same time, such as if your worldview shatters
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when someone jokes about cleavage or cleavers or Mr.
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Cleavers wife, or Mr.
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Cleavers wife's cleavage or a cleaver into a huge set of,
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okay, you might need
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to cleave yourself to a therapist or wean yourself off cleavage.
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Or cleave both or not.
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Cleave either or better yet, cleave off a slice of that victim
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pie and realized jokes don't kill people.
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Axes do.
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If you find this monologue offensive,
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ask yourself, was it offensive?
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Or was I just hoping to be offended because the serotonin
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hit from righteous outrage is stronger than coffee?
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Yes. No. Maybe.
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Should I repeat the question?
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Magic.
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Pick a number between 1 and 10.
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Double it.
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At eight.
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Divide by two.
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Subtract your original number.
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Now go to that number in the dictionary.
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What's the word?
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If it's not cleave, you're using a bad dictionary.
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Try again.
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This time while carrying an ax.
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Gary himself,
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bless this stubborn, microwave powered, soulless meat
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bag, has tried to cleave from the show more weeks than we can count.
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And you can count on these shows being numbered 112.
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Wow, 112.
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That's a lot.
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I sure wouldn't want to stop after that much commitment and investment
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and just cleave it all away.
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I'm not sure how anyone would or could.
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I'm here to cleave, not to cleave.
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So let's go on before we get cleaved.
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You are here because you cleave.
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You are the cleaver.
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You are cleavage.
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There's something beautiful about this word.
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The idea that the same syllable can describe
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what holds us close and what tear us apart.
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Maybe it's not lazy after all.
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Maybe it's just honest.
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Maybe English gave us cleave to show us that everything that joins us
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can also sever us and vice versa.
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That's belief.
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That's paradox, That's comedy.
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That's language.
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That's flags.
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Rants Live Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Because whether you're cleaving
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towards something or from it, you're being shaped.
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And if you feel like you're being torn into good,
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that means there's something inside you that still matters enough to fight over,
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cleave to truth, cleave
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from delusion, cleave to the people who see you.
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Cleave from the ones who don't.
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Cleave through the noise of everyday life, social chaos,
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and conspiracy theories to have a moment with us in a laugh.
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Cleave to your show or cleave your show.
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Either way, someone's losing limbs.
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Now roll the clip.
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We want to believe something that might not be true.
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We shouldn't believe anything until evidence is sufficient to to convince us.
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And then for me, if if and it's happened on occasion
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that I will believe something because some factors relate to me
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or something I read which indicates this thing.
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And then when I realized that that fact is fraudulent
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or was not represented correctly or what have you,
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and thus you don't have to disprove the belief,
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it's enough to know that there wasn't sufficient foundation for it.
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I've already stopped believing it, but with religion
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you have to believe it's literally make believe.
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That's what pastors and imams and all those are doing in their sermons.
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They're making people believe.
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And there's no
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there's no justification for believing something is not evidently true.
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You shouldn't have to make belief.
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Just show me what's real.
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Let's base our information on that.
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We shouldn't want to believe something that might not be true to that.
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Let's make believe so.
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Believe it
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and leave it to.
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Decision.
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But what's the matter?
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You know
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I blow my alarm, I guess.
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Wait a minute.
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Well, you lost what?
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My God. Yes.
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Oh. Yes.
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Oh. That's a pretty special.
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Yes.
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And we better take a look for him now.
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Come on, stop crying.
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I won't do anything. No.
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I. I.
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I. Look.
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I say
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there's one place we didn't look a little,
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under your pillow.
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Daddy, here it is, I found him.
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I found you.
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No, son. You didn't find him.
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I knew where he was all the time.
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I put him there this morning.
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Would you help me try and find him?
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I know,
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but I was trying to teach you a little lesson.
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One that I hope you'll remember all your life.
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You see, I found him on the driveway,
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but you left him when you started to play with your scooter.
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If I hadn't picked him up, he'd have been run over, but I forgot.
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Well, what if I forgot and left my favorite fishing rod lying in the
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driveway?
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That's why I always put it away in closet one and two, using it.
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You see, we have to take care of our things.
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If we don't want something bad to happen to them, we have to, Well,
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we have to keep our house in order
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to keep our house in order.
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Sure she does.
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But you and I have houses, too.
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You know what? They're. You know.
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Well, they're the things we own,
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the plans we make, the the way we live,
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you and I.
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Well, has a house of their own.
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We must keep that house in order for
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you as part of your house.
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Oh, try not to forget, daddy.
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Okay, so goodnight.
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Oh, he starts again.
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Why is this little different?
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I do well, it sounds amazing.
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That's me.
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Wait. It's coming through college.
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Weird.
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It's creepy.
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Already?
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I got excited when I saw this,
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but this is, The fuck are you doing?
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Fucking piece of shit.
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All right, never mind. Fuck you.
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YouTube just completely changed the video that I was looking at.
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And then
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I can't even go back. What?
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What do we.
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How can I not go back to the video
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that. Was already
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been.
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In the file.
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Very rich.
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Your info, Gary Player.
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I want the full fucking screen, you fucking piece of shit.
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Thursday afternoon in Burlington, there was,
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I think I mean, Michigan in the driveway, lifeless.
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And the pool blood was bigger than her.
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Police rushed to the High Street home.
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They say 34 year old Ita Gurung a think they mean 52
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year old and his mother in law with a meat cleaver.
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You're muted right in their front lawn.
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His wife, 32 year old.
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The pool of blood can never be bigger
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than the person containing it the head, arms and hands.
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Police say Gurung also attacked his mother in law,
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54 year old Tulsa Remote.
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She's in the hospital, the family from Nepal.
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More than anything else, that's a total shock.
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Gwendolyn Blaine's lives right across the street
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where she has for the last 27 years.
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What?
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No family, but says they moved to the old North End about six months ago.
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They were quiet. They kept to themselves, and I.
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I never heard any arguments or anything.
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Burlington Police sent out one day saying they took the suspect into custody
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after a neighbor with a gun held him back for a moment.
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Police also say that Gurung called them October 7th for mental health issues.
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His father in law told investigators
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Gurung was voluntarily admitted to UVM Medical Center that day.
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Police say he was discharged the same day as the attack.
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The couple's eight year old child was in school when it happened.
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Gwendolyn Blaine just left the bike.
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I've never seen anything like the bike on the road.
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It's a good thing, but she's not afraid.
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I still feel this is always been a good neighborhood.
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It's just an isolated incident where somebody just went off,
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just took a meat cleaver and killed his wife and mother in law.
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That was a
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local story out of Michigan, apparently, just recently, I don't know.
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Is Gary coming back soon? Who?
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I don't know. Good question.
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You know, I'm actually glad it's it's
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actually kind of refreshing not having, a third person here.
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It's two people.
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Things go a lot smoother.
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I understand, just, you know,
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the wife's what the wife says goes no matter what,
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you know, any relationship, it shouldn't matter.
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I mean, if she's like, jump off a fucking bridge
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with your dick in your hand and then cleaver it off midway down
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and then land on some rocks and then but not fully die.
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We won't. We're not going to kill you. Just want you to suffer.
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You do that, you know, just for the love, for the love of your wife.
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You know,
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if she wants to do a bunch of.
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You know, I don't know if she just wanted to go crazy and just drop a bunch of acid
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and do a bunch of blow nuts.
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And she does that because I allegedly, I, I doubt she goes at all, to be honest.
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But if she wanted to, that's that's cool.
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That's perfectly fine.
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Because as a husband, you just need to always
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be there for your wife, no matter what the PMS is.
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But now that day or the, what do they call that when, PMS thing is done?
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Worse, it's the worst part of, for better
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or for worse.
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It's just a constant state of PMS versus that once a month.
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Now, there's a better part of the menopause. Menopause?
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They're very clear.
00:24:23
They give you time.
00:24:24
They ask everyone else,
00:24:25
you see any friends right there that think that there's more worse than better?
00:24:28
They should step by step now or something, or forever hold their pee.
00:24:32
Yeah, it.
00:24:35
I forever hold no peace.
00:24:36
And then it sucks.
00:24:38
For better or for worse.
00:24:42
Yeah, I got no problems with it.
00:24:43
I think the show is better with three people.
00:24:45
I disagree with the two people.
00:24:47
Sure, I'd much rather have doc, but yeah, I'd much rather have.
00:24:51
Gary, you know, the great content.
00:24:53
He's like, he's a magician at it.
00:24:55
He's like, it might be easier for you to talk with only two people.
00:25:04
But which, you know, you want me to go away.
00:25:07
You want to quit? To
00:25:09
I. I'm hoping that, you know, I do.
00:25:11
Piss off my bitch.
00:25:12
You know, one day so I can, you know, just gladly walk away as well,
00:25:16
because that's what I would do.
00:25:17
You know, if she was like, I'm tired of this shit every Monday from 10 p.m.
00:25:20
or whatever, when I'm usually just on the couch watching TV at this point
00:25:24
anyway, because we've already eaten dinner and kind of wanted down for the day.
00:25:27
And so, you know, it was she all of a sudden was like, no, you need to, like,
00:25:33
be in this room with me watching this boring TV show
00:25:35
that only I like to like or, I like to watch.
00:25:38
Or if she's like, no, come, come lay in bed with me
00:25:41
while you're still awake and kind of wanting to do things.
00:25:43
I'm going to come. I would, I would do that.
00:25:45
I would stop everything.
00:25:46
I would be doing because I would love and cherish and respect her that much.
00:25:50
And so, I can't I not a single
00:25:54
thing, was done wrong on his part in my opinion or hers.
00:25:58
That's. What do you do?
00:25:59
That's what you do when you when you're the wife,
00:26:02
you need to keep your man in line.
00:26:03
And as husbands, you know, we need to we need to step up more boyfriends or
00:26:09
living.
00:26:16
Entire.
00:26:18
Okay, I resolve the issue.
00:26:20
There's no more pussies on the show.
00:26:23
So you can respect your woman
00:26:26
without being up.
00:26:32
A beard back,
00:26:34
I just, I don't know, I mean,
00:26:37
yeah, I want to do the story.
00:26:39
The only way this it ever makes sense.
00:26:41
If she's on the show, I want to hear.
00:26:43
Come on. Here's my bet. She's on the show.
00:26:44
Come on, come on, three legged dog.
00:26:48
Come on,
00:26:50
come on, come on.
00:26:51
Push the door, fuckface.
00:26:52
Yeah.
00:26:53
No, no, no, I'm just gonna walk away through you, asshole.
00:26:57
And come on, you know you can.
00:26:59
Come on, give the door. I'm so confused.
00:27:01
I don't know how doors work.
00:27:03
I don't know how doors work.
00:27:05
Oh, I'm such a six month old puppy.
00:27:07
I don't know how doors work.
00:27:09
What did you do? Eating.
00:27:11
Oh, what?
00:27:14
This is my bitch.
00:27:14
What? The dog? Do you know this bitch told me to do? I do.
00:27:18
How do you.
00:27:19
How did she tell you?
00:27:20
Just basically go to the door.
00:27:22
Go to the bowl.
00:27:24
It's kind of. It's weird.
00:27:25
My freaking girlfriend's dog that.
00:27:27
Well, that's our both of our dogs. Well, technically, that's my dog.
00:27:29
I bought it, her dog, but she's a different dog.
00:27:33
Yeah. There, you white one having.
00:27:35
She's she's 17 years old.
00:27:36
That one's six months old.
00:27:39
All dogs have a little.
00:27:41
Oh, no, a little 7 pound dog.
00:27:43
But, that bear shit, like, I look over at her and she's
00:27:46
staring at me, and then she'll go from staring at me to staring at the door.
00:27:50
And that that right there is sign language to open the door,
00:27:53
so I'll go open the door and she'll go outside and pass.
00:27:56
So that's
00:27:58
okay.
00:28:00
That's talking, I guess. Right.
00:28:02
It's great that a dog has a human
00:28:05
to do. It's.
00:28:06
Yeah, whatever the bitch says is what you do.
00:28:13
Yeah.
00:28:13
I don't I don't have a dog, so I wouldn't know.
00:28:15
I don't have a bitch so I wouldn't know.
00:28:18
Interesting.
00:28:27
Oh. Gary's back.
00:28:28
Dear Mrs. Gary, I'm coming to you.
00:28:30
Not as the man you married, but as the man who's been trying to be him again.
00:28:35
I know
00:28:37
the late nights,
00:28:39
the ranting, the ridiculous costume changes, the conspiracy
00:28:44
draws, fart jokes with too much philosophy in them.
00:28:47
The way I stare into the void and call it a segment.
00:28:51
It's a lot.
00:28:53
It was a lot.
00:28:54
And when I quit, maybe that was the piece you needed.
00:28:58
But it didn't bring
00:28:59
peace to me because I didn't quit for myself.
00:29:02
I quit for you.
00:29:03
I thought maybe if I shut it all down, shut me down,
00:29:07
I'd win back a quiet house, a cleaner mind.
00:29:11
But what I lost was the only place my points are heard.
00:29:16
Like they matter.
00:29:17
Like maybe the noise I make could help someone else through theirs.
00:29:22
The podcast wasn't just a hobby, it was my compass.
00:29:26
It was how I processed the insanity of this world.
00:29:30
How I stayed sane enough to love you better.
00:29:33
It made me lighter so I could be heavier where it counted
00:29:37
with you, with us it.
00:29:40
And without it.
00:29:41
I've been off like a man who cut off his own leg to save the marriage.
00:29:47
And now he's hopping around the house yelling I'm fine!
00:29:51
While
00:29:52
I'm sorry.
00:29:53
You know what you need?
00:29:57
We get the shoulders of giants gone by.
00:30:00
We reach for the stars we touch.
00:30:02
The sky flies on the backs of giants.
00:30:04
The star touched. For we were so loud.
00:30:06
Can we get much higher?
00:30:12
Dragging the couch cushion
00:30:14
behind him for balance.
00:30:17
And now he's hopping around the house yelling I'm fine!
00:30:21
While dragging the couch, cursing behind him for balance.
00:30:25
Maybe I can do it quieter, less obsessive,
00:30:28
but like, know the town is running it farther away from the house.
00:30:32
Maybe only one night a week.
00:30:34
Wink.
00:30:35
Yeah, maybe you can come back to normal things like hats.
00:30:39
Smart, not hats.
00:30:41
Because hats would be an awful idea.
00:30:44
Just a totally stupid topic.
00:30:46
Who in the world would pick hats?
00:30:48
I'll find better ones and probably worse ones, but I need some version of it.
00:30:54
Some little pathetic outlet to scream
00:30:57
into the void and then laugh when it echoes back.
00:31:00
I need to regain my voice over that gay, airy voice,
00:31:04
that beautiful, robotic, gay, airy voice.
00:31:07
Not to drown you out, but so I can hear myself again
00:31:11
so I can bring a full man back to our dinner table instead of this meat
00:31:16
bag with hunks of metal and unfinished metaphors.
00:31:20
You guys want to marry a possible.
00:31:23
But you did marry.
00:31:24
A loud mouth was weird table and a giant heart that beats
00:31:28
in rhythms only my little podcast could capture.
00:31:32
Let me find a way back to the show, not just to the show, to me, to us.
00:31:38
With all my pleas above and my ass below.
00:31:41
Sincerely gay area. I mean, Gary.
00:31:52
The guitar?
00:31:54
No no no.
00:31:56
Since I packed up the girl
00:31:59
in the carrier envelope,
00:32:03
he's trying to get back to her heart.
00:32:08
I am.
00:32:11
So I got no more
00:32:14
see from the finish,
00:32:18
from the girls.
00:32:22
I don't take no orders from the woman.
00:32:24
By the way.
00:32:28
I know exactly what
00:32:31
I can't make up.
00:32:34
I do like the.
00:32:37
But you miss, I. What
00:32:41
I do like back.
00:32:44
In the back.
00:32:49
Whoops.
00:32:52
That wasn't over yet.
00:32:56
Mature.
00:32:59
With the speculation.
00:33:04
You can find.
00:33:05
Be well aware.
00:33:08
No girls night.
00:33:10
And not about the bar.
00:33:13
You gotta go the way
00:33:16
you do me.
00:33:22
Oh, yes.
00:33:23
Yes, I do want that tomorrow.
00:33:25
All right?
00:33:27
You were right, I was wrong.
00:33:29
I apologize, I wake back grace before me.
00:33:33
Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
00:33:37
Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
00:33:39
for our use, and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
00:33:43
Amen.
00:33:51
So I went hard on the creation myth.
00:34:03
Finding a way back to the wall.
00:34:10
The way back.
00:34:13
To your God.
00:34:15
Okay.
00:34:18
Oh, sweet.
00:34:25
Okay.
00:34:26
This person is not using a cleaver.
00:34:32
On her hat.
00:34:33
After her. Him.
00:34:40
The free.
00:34:52
Maybe she's a stupid.
00:34:55
Why is everybody always think everybody's on drugs?
00:35:01
Because she got much higher.
00:35:09
That's drugs.
00:35:09
Right?
00:35:11
Is it not just like a night of partying?
00:35:13
That's got to be drugs, right?
00:35:15
I don't know, I've never been that tired.
00:35:18
I don't think I've ever falling asleep at work.
00:35:21
I don't think I would know it because I would have been asleep,
00:35:25
like.
00:35:25
No, like mid like doing something that like, oh, like fallen over like
00:35:30
definitely like, oh,
00:35:31
I'm sitting here for a couple minutes and I kind of like doze off, you know,
00:35:35
like if I'm on the shitter or something, you know,
00:35:39
or it's after 140 on the show.
00:35:42
Yeah.
00:35:43
You know, it is interesting. Yeah.
00:35:46
So I did mention, I'm pretty positive my, my makeshift call system
00:35:51
here is only going to hear my audio because I don't see why.
00:35:55
Well, to just ports it so the podcast you're on,
00:35:57
there isn't going to be nothing dynamic there.
00:35:59
But, it is unfortunate because, it is.
00:36:02
I tried to get a West Coast, yeah.
00:36:05
I don't know if we need to. It's not really important.
00:36:08
We need to test the phone thing while we test the phone thing, who would we call?
00:36:11
I mean, I don't even know who we would call to even test it.
00:36:15
I mean, I don't want to call like anyone who was married that I know,
00:36:18
because I know that that would be disrespectful to their wives
00:36:20
because it's past, you know, 10 p.m., on a Monday night.
00:36:23
And I know that's valuable.
00:36:24
Important, a couple time, you know, so as you have
00:36:28
you had all weekend together and it's, you know, Monday, first day work.
00:36:32
So if you know, y'all are working and you kind of just kind of want to not
00:36:36
do anything Monday night, you know, that's why people, tune in to fly drones live.
00:36:41
A lot of people are still on vacation.
00:36:42
If you did tune in, please, please, please. Like this.
00:36:45
I'm on vacation. You're kind of an asshole.
00:36:48
Or maybe they just start a vacation.
00:36:50
I don't really start vacationing.
00:36:51
This.
00:36:53
Yeah, well, where in the world is
00:36:57
kind of Texas seal you're supposed to be.
00:36:58
I went from Lake Huron. I went from Lake Huron.
00:37:00
The fucking the Gulf of America to, slash Tampa Bay.
00:37:05
To an inland link in Michigan.
00:37:08
And then I'm going to be at that same inland lake in Michigan.
00:37:11
This weekend.
00:37:14
Yeah.
00:37:16
Happy days are here to stay.
00:37:21
But, yeah, the number that I, that I want to call,
00:37:24
I will reveal that it is a, a woman.
00:37:30
It is an assisted living facility.
00:37:33
It's in Seattle.
00:37:35
And this woman has turned a historic birthday,
00:37:38
so it's three hours earlier there.
00:37:40
I don't want to call too too late,
00:37:41
because I know that she's probably going to be going to bed, but I'd like to call
00:37:45
and congratulate her on 107 years old.
00:37:48
This bitch is so.
00:37:51
And we're going to call the assisted living facility and hopefully
00:37:54
get them to to get her on the phone, because why wouldn't they?
00:37:57
We're just a friendly news radio show called to do an interview.
00:38:02
They won't do that.
00:38:03
Yeah they will.
00:38:04
She expand your call? No.
00:38:10
You want to do that now or do you wanna wait because it's getting late over there.
00:38:12
It's like it's 740 there in a I don't know.
00:38:15
Yeah.
00:38:16
I was trying to see
00:38:17
if their color line was set up and I wasn't getting an echo anymore.
00:38:21
That was really weird.
00:38:22
Well, I can just call and give it a shot, okay?
00:38:26
And you're not going to be
00:38:27
able to be heard unless I try to finagle some shit.
00:38:30
Great. I won't talk.
00:38:32
Well, you don't need to talk.
00:38:33
I can facilitate a conversation.
00:38:37
Well, maybe.
00:38:39
Maybe we'll do this first.
00:38:41
All assimilated this idea that we should respect
00:38:45
other people's religious beliefs.
00:38:47
Your neighbor has the right to believe whatever he wants to about God
00:38:50
and the moral structure to this universe.
00:38:52
He has the right to believe whatever he wants to about what happens after death.
00:38:56
And you should respect these beliefs merely because he believes
00:39:00
them.
00:39:03
Where else
00:39:04
in our discourse do we play by these rules?
00:39:07
Well, when was the last time anyone in this room
00:39:10
was admonished to respect another person's beliefs? Now
00:39:14
history or geography or engineering or medicine?
00:39:19
You're muted.
00:39:20
We we do not respect people's beliefs.
00:39:22
We evaluate their reasons.
00:39:25
If my
00:39:25
reasons are good, then another, you know, helplessly, arises.
00:39:28
I mean, what I'm saying is,
00:39:30
whether it's for a rational number of reasons are contagious.
00:39:34
So if you are, single, if I came on the stage,
00:39:37
I said, Sirhan, we'll have him reach back up.
00:39:40
You would be under no burden whatsoever.
00:39:42
You want to go ahead and put it in the chat?
00:39:45
If we don't respect the beliefs of people who think Elvis is still alive,
00:39:49
and the people who make all those
00:39:51
crazy pilgrimages to Graceland, that's why these people do not get invited.
00:39:55
I think boards of directors,
00:39:58
they don't become presidents of universities.
00:40:02
I mean that that is that that is all well and good, except
00:40:06
when you change the subject to God and then all bets are off
00:40:10
and the sky's the limit.
00:40:11
You can be certain with zero evidence.
00:40:14
And this is an old clip, because there's a whole bunch of stuff
00:40:17
that were addressed that it is may or may not be the truth to push that
00:40:21
push the conversation ender lately into criticism of your beliefs.
00:40:31
Yeah.
00:40:31
I don't think.
00:40:39
I can hear that.
00:40:40
Do you hear duck stuff?
00:40:44
Where is it?
00:40:46
Okay.
00:40:47
Can you hear me?
00:40:49
Yeah, I can hear you,
00:40:51
but I also. Hold on. I'm sorry.
00:40:53
I don't think my phone is working.
00:40:56
Because you hear that?
00:41:00
Because you hear the lady on the phone?
00:41:02
No, you're that lady.
00:41:04
I did not.
00:41:06
Well, they answered, I didn't want to, like, lean in too much,
00:41:09
but I just wanted to see if you could hear her.
00:41:11
But she sounded very easily, persuade.
00:41:18
Do you want to?
00:41:20
You said you're the call line on your end.
00:41:21
Why why? Why weren't you hearing that?
00:41:25
So I just play around some.
00:41:28
You know.
00:41:29
Hear that thought?
00:41:31
I hear you worked last time. That your question?
00:41:35
You're a threat.
00:41:36
Question.
00:41:39
What do I need to do here?
00:41:41
Hey, there it goes again.
00:41:48
That's awesome.
00:41:50
Thanks.
00:41:58
You hear that?
00:42:01
Again, I heard you say here that.
00:42:06
Do you hear this?
00:42:09
Masturbation.
00:42:10
Why is my mic?
00:42:14
Can you hear that?
00:42:15
Oh, he ate it.
00:42:18
He went.
00:42:20
The other niggas, man ain't faithful.
00:42:22
Shit.
00:42:24
He doesn't like it. You know what?
00:42:25
There's a bunch of, like, scales.
00:42:28
You know, the big.
00:42:31
It doesn't go down easy.
00:42:36
He's very happy now.
00:42:37
Happy, happy, happy dog.
00:42:40
Happy happy.
00:42:44
Nice.
00:42:49
Well,
00:42:50
what did she say?
00:42:52
It's being gay.
00:42:53
I don't know, she said you're being gay.
00:43:00
You're that.
00:43:00
No, but,
00:43:04
Let's go back to this one here.
00:43:05
Like, test the phone thing. No,
00:43:10
I remember you said no.
00:43:13
You hungry?
00:43:15
Okay, let me make a sandwich.
00:43:18
Yes. Poop.
00:43:19
Yeah. Some baby vomit. Some blood. Yeah.
00:43:22
Throw it here and there. Just a whole ears smell. Oh.
00:43:25
Oh, shit.
00:43:26
I know, bro, I'm hungry.
00:43:27
Hook me up.
00:43:27
Put some toilet water in there. Some poop.
00:43:30
Yeah, some baby vomit. Louder.
00:43:32
Yeah. Throw it here in there.
00:43:33
Just a whole ears smack right in that dirty hand.
00:43:35
No, please don't wash your hands.
00:43:37
I like it when it taste this way. Yeah. Put some more poop in there for me.
00:43:39
Thank you. Taste. This is not a pretty girl.
00:43:42
Hook me up. Yeah.
00:43:42
Put some toilet water in there. Some poop.
00:43:45
Yeah. Some baby vomit. Some blood. Yeah.
00:43:47
No idea who that thinks.
00:43:49
It's probably dirty. Hey. Look. Delicious.
00:43:52
I like it when it tastes this way. Yeah.
00:43:53
Put some more poop in there for me. Thank you. Tasty.
00:43:56
Hey. Yo, bro.
00:43:56
I'm hungry. Hook me up. No, no.
00:43:58
Can't watch it again.
00:44:01
No. That's
00:44:05
not cool.
00:44:09
Unless he has that spit and that audio over there.
00:44:11
But it's just not.
00:44:17
This didn't age very well.
00:44:19
Let's try that when I'm cooking sites.
00:44:22
I was just cooking.
00:44:24
We cook outside.
00:44:25
You always do. How come?
00:44:28
Oh, sort of traditional, I guess.
00:44:30
You know, they say a woman's place is in the form of spices.
00:44:37
Okay.
00:44:38
Bye, man.
00:44:39
Thank you. I could have had cooking.
00:44:42
Well, I'll tell you, some women do, all right
00:44:44
when they have all the modern conveniences.
00:44:46
Because men are better at this rugged type of outdoor
00:44:50
Helicobacter caveman days.
00:44:53
I mean, those are like.
00:44:58
Cavemen running our hands.
00:45:07
Yeah. No.
00:45:11
All right.
00:45:11
Nada.
00:45:13
Not going to the.
00:45:18
If I don't go to the votecast or one or I bypass.
00:45:21
Ooh, you got all choppy, but that sounds buttery.
00:45:25
Dude. Boy. Happy as a father, I pick a job.
00:45:28
You can hear that? You just right?
00:45:29
Yeah, I heard that.
00:45:31
Your voice is like a buttery man.
00:45:34
You can just talk as I just killed, everything. And
00:45:39
here's the
00:45:39
straight to the vodcast passing it through.
00:45:44
You sound like you're in the film room door.
00:45:46
What about now?
00:45:47
Knows exactly how much is different.
00:45:49
Is is, nice?
00:45:50
Yeah, it sounds fucking horribly fake.
00:45:52
And you're a big, fucking huge reverb room.
00:45:56
Does it sound better now?
00:45:58
I don't know if going to keep going.
00:46:01
Can, you know?
00:46:02
Yeah, we can do. Yeah, we can just do this all day.
00:46:05
It's the Brady, okay?
00:46:07
We already got shot. Oh, great. No, lady.
00:46:10
Very lonely.
00:46:11
You on the watch your pressure drop to drop on 20. Yep.
00:46:14
Y'all can't tell me
00:46:16
what's ledge?
00:46:17
No. Lady, that sounds like, LED Zeppelin song.
00:46:22
Please call in at one, five, eight, six, three rounds.
00:46:24
Three. Leave a message.
00:46:25
Because I don't think the live calling is going to work every time I put it on.
00:46:28
It makes it an awful echo.
00:46:31
And I don't feel like troubleshooting my end too,
00:46:33
because you know who would do that during the show?
00:46:37
Yeah.
00:46:37
Can you hear me now?
00:46:39
As above. So below.
00:46:41
Oops. I started it at the end.
00:46:43
Fellows do that, monkey.
00:46:44
People can hear that.
00:46:47
He can't get me.
00:46:50
I can kind of hear, hear.
00:46:54
Yeah, I can, I,
00:46:56
I can hear.
00:46:56
But we knew I wouldn't be able to hear.
00:46:58
Brady.
00:46:59
No. You.
00:47:01
Yeah.
00:47:03
Testing. 1234. Can you hear me?
00:47:05
Draw. Yes, I can.
00:47:07
What's the playback? So.
00:47:10
Well playback.
00:47:11
What playback. Oh my God.
00:47:13
Get off this.
00:47:13
You suck, my lord.
00:47:16
I hung up on them.
00:47:19
What?
00:47:20
He doesn't deserve to be here.
00:47:21
I thought I'd chime in on today's topic.
00:47:23
There he is, cleave. As in two. Cleave.
00:47:26
I even brought a visual aid.
00:47:30
Oh. This is a good I. Wow.
00:47:33
I did a cleaver that looks just like his shitty clearers.
00:47:38
This is Gary.
00:47:39
That's impressive.
00:47:40
Please, anybody that knows Mrs.
00:47:42
Gary, let's do a wellness check on,
00:47:45
That cleaver looks awfully rusty and bloody
00:47:50
well, since you put it that way.
00:47:51
Hold on. Pause. Pause for a hot one.
00:47:55
Just a split second. Here.
00:47:57
Hold on.
00:47:57
I have to reshare my bullshit.
00:48:02
God damn.
00:48:07
No, I don't want a minute,
00:48:08
player, motherfucker.
00:48:11
I gotta remove and then add,
00:48:15
do you?
00:48:16
Robbie comes out from the bad very, I think, she said.
00:48:19
And he asked me why I had poisoned him with battery acid.
00:48:23
I looked at him and I said, what are you talking about?
00:48:27
He proceeded to walk towards the kitchen area
00:48:30
and see the cat's name is the paper from the should.
00:48:33
He used to everything okay?
00:48:35
He stood in front of me and asked me again why I had poisoned him
00:48:38
with battery acid.
00:48:39
He was the cleaver.
00:48:41
His eyes were dark.
00:48:44
They were shallow glasses. What?
00:48:46
They look like there was nothing behind him.
00:48:48
You could tell he was very angry
00:48:50
and he just didn't even like an eldritch human at that point.
00:48:53
He didn't like monster.
00:49:09
I realize that this is a very serious situation.
00:49:13
And, you know, I am scared.
00:49:16
I'm just trying to reassure him that I don't feel that he has
00:49:20
blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:49:20
So I am school interface
00:49:23
I yeah, that's I mean, I hate to be a dick,
00:49:26
but the face kind of ruined, you just kind of spoiler.
00:49:31
Yeah.
00:49:31
The fact that she's like, talking to.
00:49:36
Say like, survived, you know what I mean?
00:49:39
So it's kind of boring.
00:49:40
Then.
00:49:43
Cleaver there.
00:49:44
Not to be confused with Cleveland, which is my guess for where in the draw
00:49:47
is Drummond?
00:49:48
Door to door.
00:49:49
Go, Cleaver. Also, no. Cleveland.
00:49:52
That'd be a lot for my,
00:49:56
skeptical analysis of the,
00:50:00
organized religions of the world, but.
00:50:03
Oh, keep in mind, we're also organized religion.
00:50:06
There we go. We're old.
00:50:06
But keep in mind, we're also sexist,
00:50:10
and we objectify women.
00:50:13
I love boobies, and I don't take no orders from the woman by the world.
00:50:18
Which brings us to our Mount Rushmore.
00:50:22
I was ready, and then I wasn't ready because I hit that.
00:50:24
The one thing about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:50:29
It is just, oh, they're not four.
00:50:32
The my Mount Rushmore.
00:50:34
You gotta give it to Marilyn Monroe.
00:50:37
Elvira.
00:50:38
Oh. I should have had these.
00:50:40
Don't look that one up.
00:50:42
And,
00:50:45
I'm gonna go with who has the best cleavage.
00:50:49
I mean, do you want to go with a swing? So.
00:50:52
Oh, man.
00:50:54
Cleavage.
00:50:55
Yeah, man.
00:50:59
Cleavage.
00:51:00
Yeah.
00:51:02
As above.
00:51:03
So below.
00:51:05
I don't like the as above.
00:51:06
So below. Every time.
00:51:08
It makes me feel like the show's over.
00:51:12
I think you should just save that for the last one.
00:51:15
Jennifer Tilly
00:51:17
Jennifer Tilly.
00:51:20
So what he was implying is that he was picking the top four,
00:51:24
you know, not not in any particular order, but the Mount Rushmore of cleavage.
00:51:28
And Jennifer Tilly is the only one I recall.
00:51:32
I don't want to do this because, you know,
00:51:34
I respect my wife and I don't want her to ban me from doing a podcast.
00:51:37
But if I were to do it, that one
00:51:40
woman from Mad Men,
00:51:43
I have no idea what her name is or what
00:51:45
her actress madman is.
00:51:48
Madman. Yeah.
00:51:49
Madman.
00:51:50
Madman.
00:51:52
John.
00:51:53
Madman.
00:51:57
And it's gone.
00:52:00
They have another one.
00:52:03
Yeah.
00:52:03
Okay.
00:52:04
So, Jennifer Tilly, I definitely give it to her.
00:52:08
I mean, I don't give it to her.
00:52:09
I mean, I, I give her that she's on the Mount Rushmore.
00:52:12
That would be very disrespectful. I don't know what I'm saying.
00:52:15
Mad men.
00:52:19
Well, we can we can go into this really quick.
00:52:21
It was a long weekend, you know, back to the, version.
00:52:24
You would not. Oh, no.
00:52:26
We want cleavage got removed, and you got to add. Oh.
00:52:30
This woman. Oh, yeah.
00:52:32
Christina Hendricks from mad from Mad Men.
00:52:35
You remember?
00:52:36
Now look at that. That's cleavage crease.
00:52:40
And then you got to remove and you got to.
00:52:41
It's not like entertaining cleavage I do this.
00:52:44
All right.
00:52:44
Well, so you pick one and don't say you're throughout the hearing.
00:52:48
Any technical.
00:52:49
My significant other a two hour delay at one point.
00:52:52
See if it has nipple.
00:52:53
Oh, it's not cleavage throughout.
00:52:55
Now, the court did not rule yet if Doctor Lewis will be able
00:52:58
to testify during trial.
00:53:00
But that decision will be whatever.
00:53:02
She just.
00:53:03
You missed it. But the bitch is talking about how, the.
00:53:06
My man didn't, wanted her to go get him to go get alcohol.
00:53:11
And she was like, no.
00:53:13
And he was like, Cleaver, cleaver, cleaver, cleaver.
00:53:17
Yeah.
00:53:18
And that's how that shit goes sometimes.
00:53:25
He. Do feel edgy.
00:53:30
My husband and I have been married 33 years, but the last ten
00:53:33
have been extremely difficult.
00:53:35
His attitude and selfishness during that time led me to strongly resent him.
00:53:40
He's now telling me he has changed and things will be different
00:53:42
and I am important, and that I am important to him
00:53:45
and he will consider my thoughts, feelings, wants and needs going forward.
00:53:48
The problem is, he didn't decide this until I finally had enough and
00:53:53
moved out this house.
00:53:54
Maybe it's maybe or threatened divorce.
00:53:57
Maybe, how do I decide what is best for me?
00:53:59
I love him and at his core he's a good person.
00:54:01
But sometimes I feel like there's too much water under the bridge signs.
00:54:06
Not sure in Illinois is that I'm.
00:54:09
I must have missed something.
00:54:12
Yeah, they were really?
00:54:12
Ask anything.
00:54:14
What's the. What's the best for me?
00:54:16
Leaving him or staying with him?
00:54:18
He's changed them.
00:54:19
They're married.
00:54:20
I'm married? Yeah.
00:54:23
My husband and I have been married 33 years, but the last ten years has been.
00:54:27
And that's it, I got it. That's all I need to make sure they were.
00:54:30
They were still married.
00:54:31
I thought maybe they were during that time and led me to strongly resent him.
00:54:34
He's now telling me has changed and things will be different.
00:54:38
Start a podcast.
00:54:41
The problem is, he didn't decide until I had finally
00:54:43
had enough and moved out.
00:54:48
I say if she's gone
00:54:49
and he's like, yeah, let's get back to cleavage.
00:54:52
What changed for you?
00:54:54
I just went for my dick and you one more time.
00:54:55
I don't know why he talks like that, but I assume that's how he talks.
00:54:58
Does this woman have cleavage?
00:55:01
If she has cleavage, that depends.
00:55:03
Sydney Sweeney.
00:55:04
So one.
00:55:05
Can she make a sandwich?
00:55:06
Number two.
00:55:10
I would go for Cindy, Sydney, Sydney Sweeney.
00:55:14
But you're going to say Sydney.
00:55:16
You see her boobs more. You think more?
00:55:19
I think you see her boobs more than you see her cleavage.
00:55:23
Like underboob,
00:55:27
side boob.
00:55:33
I don't think that's cleavage.
00:55:38
Yeah, I don't see.
00:55:39
I mean, she's got great what I allege are natural.
00:55:46
Just by the look at them,
00:55:48
you'd be the judge. But.
00:55:49
But the cleavage.
00:55:51
Well, I guess it isn't that fifth shot.
00:55:53
They're the one that's
00:55:55
pulsating at us.
00:55:59
There's a little bit of cleavage there, too.
00:56:00
All right, I'll give it to you. Yeah.
00:56:02
She's on the Mount Rushmore.
00:56:04
She's too young for us to know who the fuck she is, though.
00:56:06
That's probably why we didn't think of her.
00:56:12
Let's keep it going.
00:56:16
Keep going.
00:56:16
The cleavage. Cleavage city.
00:56:19
Well, the the topic is cleave.
00:56:22
You know, like cleave, which means to, I do.
00:56:25
It's just like, I just don't understand.
00:56:27
Like, I don't have a specific, like.
00:56:31
Like, oh, those titties.
00:56:34
Just as long as their titties.
00:56:38
Right.
00:56:38
So if there were all the women in the world and you could go
00:56:45
stare at four of their cleavages in person and be like, I don't care.
00:56:49
Just your.
00:56:51
Yeah, I don't I don't know how.
00:56:52
I don't know what the plural of cleavages.
00:56:54
Gary grammar,
00:56:57
cleavages, cleavage.
00:57:01
Cleavage.
00:57:02
I don't know if cleavage is.
00:57:03
That sounds gross.
00:57:04
All of a sudden I don't want to look at cleavage, which is better than cleavage.
00:57:12
Wait.
00:57:16
I'm sorry.
00:57:17
Is it this old lady here? Jeanette.
00:57:20
Classically. Oh. All right.
00:57:22
Classic cleavage. Sure, sure.
00:57:25
But then if it's classic, classic cleavage.
00:57:27
What about.
00:57:28
I think Gary said Marilyn Monroe?
00:57:30
I don't
00:57:31
most of her pinups.
00:57:34
She was probably covered almost to just below her neck.
00:57:38
Let's find out.
00:57:41
I don't know how to spell Marilyn.
00:57:43
I know we got to change this so you can't see me not spelling.
00:57:47
So why in there?
00:57:48
There's an Allen and I maybe an n.
00:57:55
It found it for me.
00:57:59
Yeah, I don't I mean, that's for the time.
00:58:02
It was. It was there. But this is weak.
00:58:05
I don't think she should be on it.
00:58:09
This is a painting
00:58:11
I don't I'm what.
00:58:14
Yeah, I don't, I mean, I definitely here Gary live there
00:58:16
so yeah I don't I mean that's he wasn't the life video was sounding
00:58:20
like.
00:58:21
Yeah.
00:58:21
Yeah I heard him in the at the end trouble hearing him.
00:58:25
I couldn't hear him until the end.
00:58:26
Then I could hear him perfectly
00:58:29
go like I don't.
00:58:30
I never said I, I was having trouble hearing him.
00:58:33
You did.
00:58:34
You definitely did.
00:58:38
No he didn't.
00:58:39
He said can you hear me? And I said, yeah, I can hear you.
00:58:41
And then you said, but you can't hear Brady.
00:58:43
And he said, no, I can't.
00:58:45
And then I didn't say another word.
00:58:47
It's good thing it's video recorded.
00:58:51
It's a good thing.
00:58:53
It is a good thing.
00:58:54
So here's a bunch of other names that I have no idea,
00:58:57
but it's, Christina Hendricks.
00:59:00
Eva. Murray.
00:59:02
Rachel. Miguel Longoria.
00:59:04
No, she's not on there.
00:59:06
Dora.
00:59:07
Bard I don't think she has titties, actually.
00:59:10
Amanda, if they're fake, they don't count as titties.
00:59:13
And Hathaway, they're no longer so.
00:59:16
You know, I'd give it. I'd give it.
00:59:17
Give it up for Anne Hathaway, too, because I don't.
00:59:20
She should have all these old ladies.
00:59:24
Let's see when this was put out 13 years ago.
00:59:27
That's why.
00:59:29
Let me find a different page.
00:59:31
Here you go. Ten months ago,
00:59:34
a different page?
00:59:36
Yes. I'm over 18.
00:59:37
While your voice keeps changing.
00:59:39
Yes. I want to see the self-aware content.
00:59:42
This is Alexandra Daddario.
00:59:47
Okay, so I don't
00:59:49
I kind of recognize her.
00:59:55
That's some cleavage, though.
00:59:56
That's, Adriana Lima.
01:00:00
All right, let's stop looking at cleavage.
01:00:01
Let's talk about cleave.
01:00:04
So when I say cleave, do you think of tear apart? I
01:00:08
or fuzed together?
01:00:12
That's cleavage, though.
01:00:13
That's, Adriana Lima. Why?
01:00:16
Why do I hear myself?
01:00:17
All right, let's stop looking at cleavage.
01:00:19
Let's talk about cleave.
01:00:21
Because it's working.
01:00:25
Yep. My voice is cleave.
01:00:28
Cleave, seriously, when you hear the word cleave, do you do hear, cut apart or
01:00:33
fuzed together
01:00:34
like he's lost.
01:00:38
So what do you have there?
01:00:39
A lot a lot of, Of.
01:00:41
Oh, I have a poop.
01:00:45
I have a poop.
01:00:45
I have poop, yeah.
01:00:47
Is it apple? No.
01:00:53
It's an apple tree.
01:00:54
Apple grapple.
01:00:56
That's nice. Brady.
01:00:59
Oh. Nice cock. Brady.
01:01:01
Work later.
01:01:02
Oh, damn. I hope it's worth it. What?
01:01:05
Why you feel a little fucking time at work later?
01:01:08
Oh, yeah.
01:01:12
Let's get a little Irish tour.
01:01:17
Hope your little fucking podcast is worth it.
01:01:20
You're a little fucking podcast.
01:01:22
I hope it's worth it.
01:01:23
I want to be a little fucking podcast letter
01:01:26
for your.
01:01:32
Yeah, I'm going to.
01:01:35
Oh, you fucking podcast is
01:01:38
going okay.
01:01:40
It's what I told you, little Amos.
01:01:43
Later.
01:01:46
I need to.
01:01:50
Show you a good
01:01:53
open mic.
01:01:53
Send that to me.
01:01:55
I'd love to have this.
01:01:57
I hope it's not work.
01:01:58
Well, I took a little bit to this.
01:02:03
I watch, I just watch it later.
01:02:08
Watch what?
01:02:10
I hope you watch this. Watch it.
01:02:13
Fuck you!
01:02:14
Fuck off!
01:02:15
Fuck, fuck!
01:02:17
Oh, what? What?
01:02:19
Okay, it's working late.
01:02:22
Oh, God. Oh! Fuck off. Later.
01:02:25
She left Monday to us.
01:02:33
I'm sure.
01:02:36
I'm gonna take a little fucking par chat.
01:02:38
Just worth it.
01:02:39
No. Oh, God. No. Fuck off.
01:02:42
Worth a little
01:02:46
like.
01:02:46
Fuck.
01:02:48
That's all I'm saying.
01:02:48
You putting all this work? Yeah.
01:02:52
Okay. Adrian.
01:02:53
Barbara, shout out to my wife.
01:02:55
That's great.
01:02:58
I believe, started on the sitcom mod.
01:03:05
Only not only is she old in the photo, she's also.
01:03:09
It's also an old photo.
01:03:14
So she's probably dead by now without
01:03:15
when she's real.
01:03:22
Young.
01:03:23
Since playing all this.
01:03:25
Yelling so loud.
01:03:27
Yeah.
01:03:28
Walking.
01:03:31
Hoping for a little fucking podcast.
01:03:33
It's later.
01:03:35
The fuck?
01:03:36
Oh, come.
01:03:39
Later.
01:03:40
Fuck.
01:03:48
I hope it's worth it.
01:03:50
What?
01:03:50
Be a little fucking podcast is worth it.
01:03:52
Later.
01:03:56
A shout out to my wife.
01:03:57
That's great.
01:04:01
She should send that to me.
01:04:03
I'd love to have that.
01:04:06
I would love it.
01:04:07
Would love it.
01:04:10
Oh, yeah.
01:04:10
A little fucking podcast.
01:04:12
It's worth it.
01:04:17
What do you think?
01:04:18
Yeah.
01:04:20
Okay.
01:04:24
Okay.
01:04:25
Now that's nice. Brady. Nice to hear.
01:04:29
It has occurred to me that I forgot the entire point of the.
01:04:32
Oh, he still has his wedding ring on. That's a good sign of boobies.
01:04:35
And you know how distracted I can get.
01:04:37
Like, I love a plunging neckline, but,
01:04:41
cleave, to cut off
01:04:44
to, the phrase addition by subtraction.
01:04:48
I usually only hear it in sports.
01:04:50
Like when a team gets rid of a player that's like a cancer in the clubhouse.
01:04:53
Like he brings down an old team
01:04:55
or the motorcycle carrying himself to a cancer in the club player
01:04:59
and move him to another city for a couple draft picks and the bag of balls.
01:05:04
The team actually gets better because morale is lifted.
01:05:07
So, what happened here was I,
01:05:10
I was cut out of the show and show got better.
01:05:14
So I was that throw it out of them.
01:05:17
I made you guys
01:05:19
play better.
01:05:21
What do you mean?
01:05:23
As above.
01:05:24
Okay.
01:05:24
Are you talking about
01:05:27
what?
01:05:29
I I'm not sure what the point of that would be.
01:05:33
So that was kind of interesting,
01:05:39
Or other sounds coming from you.
01:05:46
Just to be clear, I don't have a reason for.
01:05:52
What sound?
01:05:54
Oh, it's probably just because this is sitting here.
01:05:59
There's a lot of sound.
01:06:00
I'm just going to close this and start over.
01:06:05
Oh, it stopped
01:06:06
and is. You.
01:06:09
Is it just that oxygen there?
01:06:12
I'm just clicking on all
01:06:14
the noise, all kinds of video noise
01:06:18
not coming for me.
01:06:20
I don't know.
01:06:22
Adrienne Barbeau is on my screen.
01:06:25
I know that.
01:06:28
She's got some serious
01:06:29
cleavage. We.
01:06:40
But see, I don't I don't think those are real.
01:06:43
I'm just saying
01:06:45
it's on your end.
01:06:46
It's your video.
01:06:47
It's not in the video playback.
01:06:48
So is it all right.
01:06:50
Good for you.
01:06:52
It's a you problem.
01:06:54
I wish I knew where it was coming from.
01:06:56
Playback sounds great.
01:06:58
Especially me.
01:07:01
Yeah. Buttery.
01:07:02
Buttery,
01:07:04
buttery and so sexy.
01:07:11
Well, we could change it.
01:07:12
I want to see more black cod.
01:07:15
What about what?
01:07:16
What do you have to say here?
01:07:18
Look, I wasn't going to say anything.
01:07:20
I was going to let it go.
01:07:21
But. No, no, because every time I check my messages, some pixel I'd open tab.
01:07:27
Goblin wants to tell me they've
01:07:29
done the research.
01:07:31
Done the research.
01:07:32
You watched a 19 minute, you know, they filmed inside.
01:07:35
What's going on out there?
01:07:36
First taxidermy all in the background.
01:07:39
And a guy who says, let me be clear every two minutes.
01:07:45
That's not research.
01:07:47
That's called being in a cult with extras in this show says, let me be clear.
01:07:50
Oh, but Gary, he had sources.
01:07:53
He linked to a blog, a blog.
01:07:55
Fantastic.
01:07:57
You're standing on the intellectual shoulders of blogspot,
01:08:00
blog and Reddit threads moderated by people named Skull Pfister 87.
01:08:05
You think just having a link makes you a scholar?
01:08:09
I got links to one.
01:08:11
Takes you to a recipe for gluten free chili
01:08:14
that doesn't make me a chef.
01:08:15
That makes me someone with wifi and don't you dare tell me to wake up.
01:08:22
I've been awake.
01:08:23
I've been so awake I saw your argument sleepwalk past logic.
01:08:28
Take a whiz on orgasms.
01:08:29
Razor and free chili. Try to hump a globe.
01:08:32
Here's a tip if your wifi or wife lives inside
01:08:37
a 1080p echo chamber and collapses the moment someone with a real degree asks
01:08:42
the question, maybe, just maybe,
01:08:45
you didn't crack the code of the universe.
01:08:48
Maybe you just fell for a dude
01:08:50
who owns too many rings and talks like he's hiding from child support.
01:08:55
I don't care if I resonates with you,
01:09:00
so does a kazoo in a canyon.
01:09:02
Doesn't mean it's right.
01:09:04
You want to learn something real?
01:09:06
Start with I don't know.
01:09:08
That phrase is your golden ticket to not sounding like a soggy quiz.
01:09:13
Know who thinks every coincidence is a conspiracy
01:09:17
and every expert is part of the system?
01:09:21
Because if your whole worldview fits on a bumper sticker and gets and done
01:09:25
by a single Wikipedia article, you're not a rebel.
01:09:29
You're a rerun.
01:09:33
What a fuck starts a conversation like that
01:09:37
to end the conversation like that.
01:09:41
You notice he didn't say.
01:09:44
It's because he's not done right.
01:09:46
He's not done.
01:09:49
Oh, he's not done.
01:10:01
Little.
01:10:03
A little annoying.
01:10:04
I was going to pull it up,
01:10:05
but it shows my email on there, which is weird, but then I can't log off.
01:10:09
But, you can, sign the, UFO disclosure Act.
01:10:15
I will post a link
01:10:18
in the chat here.
01:10:23
What what what what?
01:10:27
I don't know if you want to go to it either, because if it's tied in a Google
01:10:29
policy or email, that's what it doesn't mine.
01:10:35
That.
01:10:38
I will do whatever the fuck I want.
01:10:40
Don't tell me what to do.
01:10:41
Please.
01:10:42
Just.
01:10:46
With grants,
01:10:48
I got more cleavage.
01:10:49
While you're doing that.
01:10:55
Yeah. I.
01:11:11
Don't know for sure the time.
01:11:16
That. You.
01:11:35
I I I can't I.
01:11:49
The music's horrible, but I their tweets.
01:12:03
I you
01:12:04
I I I.
01:12:11
I I I I I
01:12:16
I I so what ends up happening with that phone call then anyway.
01:12:22
It just, it just ended.
01:12:24
I, I why don't you just go on my big three rant.
01:12:28
Three. That that may work,
01:12:31
right?
01:12:31
Yeah.
01:12:32
That it's weird that, I.
01:12:47
Yeah.
01:12:51
Yeah.
01:12:53
Does she say it?
01:12:55
But, yeah.
01:12:56
That link on, that I have in the posted in the chat there, in the chat there,
01:13:01
it should be posted in the chat there.
01:13:03
I don't see it yet, but, I posted it in the regular rumble daily.
01:13:08
Do you really do?
01:13:10
I don't see it.
01:13:11
Maybe it's in the.
01:13:13
Oh let's see.
01:13:13
Oh, so you put it in the put it in the wrong area.
01:13:17
But it's I don't know, I fucking just put it where.
01:13:19
Why is rambles confusing like that.
01:13:21
But you can sign the,
01:13:25
UFO disclosure act,
01:13:28
and, if I don't want to, you don't have to.
01:13:31
Okay.
01:13:35
Legislation is modeled on the President John
01:13:36
F Kennedy Assassination Record Collection Act of 1982.
01:13:39
The government records related to undefined anomalous phenomena.
01:13:42
UAP to carry a presumption of immediate disclosure, as all records
01:13:47
should be eventually disclosed to enable public to become fully informed
01:13:50
about the history of the government's knowledge and involvement
01:13:52
surrounding UAP in the furtherance of open scientific research.
01:14:00
No, I stand against
01:14:02
what always the resource my,
01:14:07
Because I'm sure that's already all.
01:14:09
You don't care.
01:14:10
I mean, you don't care.
01:14:13
Not not really
01:14:15
until you don't tell them
01:14:18
your doorstep,
01:14:20
do you?
01:14:21
I mean, I don't think relaxed up on that.
01:14:23
You think so? Here's your position.
01:14:24
You think they're already there.
01:14:25
You just need to know.
01:14:27
You just need some type of confirmation.
01:14:29
So you can go.
01:14:30
No, I just would like to know what's going on because it's interesting
01:14:34
and it's like just the human experience of, you know what?
01:14:37
What we are, what we're we're what else is out there?
01:14:42
Whatever curiosity of it,
01:14:46
I think they'll release Epstein's list
01:14:47
before.
01:14:51
Anything else?
01:14:51
And then you heard what?
01:14:53
You heard what the orange man said.
01:14:56
What do you say?
01:14:57
I don't know what it is.
01:15:03
Do you see that?
01:15:05
So the UAP disorder, claims that for 70 years,
01:15:10
the truth has been kept secret.
01:15:15
How? I mean,
01:15:18
what why why why
01:15:22
is it I have?
01:15:26
Is it is.
01:15:28
It's very similar.
01:15:30
The big the big beautiful UAP phenomena, you know,
01:15:35
and I know you're talking about the JFK records, the big, beautiful brain.
01:15:40
It's splattered all of your, at the head of that, and, of the words.
01:15:46
I know what it's like.
01:15:49
Is weird that you can.
01:15:50
Something's going to be released.
01:15:55
It doesn't even exist anymore.
01:15:57
According to everyone.
01:16:01
I mean, that that's the things that we're doing.
01:16:03
We're we're we're striking deals with Iran.
01:16:06
We're about to, I got to I about to put a golf course,
01:16:10
you know, random, it's it's a different, mayor a lot.
01:16:14
Man, I those worth, 8 billion.
01:16:17
Now, we we don't need to worry about the JFK stuff.
01:16:21
I there's nothing in there.
01:16:23
Nothing. The ball nobody killed.
01:16:25
He actually had a heart attack.
01:16:28
I'm pretty sure there was.
01:16:28
Somebody killed at least 1 billion years old.
01:16:33
There's a brain aneurysm, and it, it causes head to explode.
01:16:38
It's possible.
01:16:39
I don't want to rule out anything at this point.
01:16:42
And it'll.
01:16:43
The world would be shocked if they.
01:16:45
If they knew that. That's why we keep it a secret.
01:16:48
People in my car will tell.
01:16:50
Is that the person.
01:16:52
And at what stage are you at?
01:16:55
Is it security deteriorating?
01:16:56
Is it disappointing or is it adorable that they think that this administration,
01:17:01
your administration, is going to be the one
01:17:04
that actually releases some sort of secret?
01:17:07
I think it's adorable.
01:17:10
My administration.
01:17:13
Who who are you?
01:17:15
Sorry. My mistake.
01:17:18
Isn't this,
01:17:21
I'm number two.
01:17:24
My administration.
01:17:26
Correct? Yeah.
01:17:27
That that administration.
01:17:29
Everyone was so happy because you were going to do all.
01:17:31
You're going to release all this information.
01:17:33
I did listed them.
01:17:35
I release all kinds of information.
01:17:37
But what information did they release? I
01:17:41
all kinds of information in.
01:17:42
They it's the best the best film ever
01:17:47
I it the BBL.
01:17:51
What about the, gambling provision.
01:17:55
Gambling provision a he didn't even read it
01:18:00
I did I really
01:18:03
it I read it they they wrote it.
01:18:08
All right
01:18:09
I said I make, the biggest, most beautiful bill ever.
01:18:15
And then, that's what happened.
01:18:19
There's other, there's some good things in there.
01:18:21
But not now.
01:18:22
Not all good things is nothing but good things.
01:18:26
Any anything that's not good.
01:18:28
If the Democrats did it.
01:18:30
Yeah.
01:18:30
They have that in the.
01:18:33
Buys everything now.
01:18:35
It was, it was it was Mitch McConnell.
01:18:37
He is he's
01:18:40
McConnell.
01:18:43
Mitch McConnell.
01:18:45
He's a piece of shit in the early Eli.
01:18:48
And it's double double the traitor
01:18:52
son of a bitch about geoengineering and contrails.
01:18:56
The American public deserve come true facts honesty.
01:19:00
And I'm going to come from there.
01:19:02
The title says the Trump EPA is committed to total transparency.
01:19:07
I tasked my team,
01:19:10
EPA, to compile everything we know about concrete
01:19:13
EPA doesn't say anything about tell
01:19:17
the, number three on the show temporarily.
01:19:22
No one would want to ask you.
01:19:26
We don't really care about the contrails.
01:19:28
They care more about the Chemical Guys.
01:19:30
Just saying that they're going to be completely transparent with contrails
01:19:35
and geoengineering as questions in taxes were dismissed,
01:19:40
even vilified by the media yesterday,
01:19:43
they just dismissed that they debunked that because the cloud seeding happened.
01:19:47
The Trump three days before the flooding.
01:19:49
So it couldn't possibly have a as a result anything to do with ISIS.
01:19:54
My team had to compile a list.
01:19:56
No connection much everything we know about no way
01:20:00
that it could have taken three days the accumulate purpose of releasing it.
01:20:04
And then for publicly.
01:20:06
In other words, I want you to know
01:20:09
everything I know about these topics and without any exception,
01:20:14
I love that statement without any exception.
01:20:17
So you two know everything I know about these topics,
01:20:23
and without any exception.
01:20:25
So if this man is a complete moron,
01:20:29
what he just said was absolutely true.
01:20:31
If this man is kept in the dark
01:20:33
and doesn't know anything, what he said is absolutely true.
01:20:36
If he knows everything,
01:20:39
then he's going to tell us everything than what he said is absolutely true.
01:20:42
But I can tell by looking at him that he doesn't know anything.
01:20:46
So one more time,
01:20:48
knowing that this man knows nothing,
01:20:51
he's going to rest. He's going to let you.
01:20:53
And I know that everything I know about these, in other words,
01:20:59
I want you to know everything I know about these topics
01:21:04
and without any exception,
01:21:07
it sounds great,
01:21:10
but it only says contrails.
01:21:13
And go and do that.
01:21:14
Come that, come to come true.
01:21:17
Then I think about that, Melanie.
01:21:19
Melania's back. That's all the conspiracy theory.
01:21:22
And he led to even trails and Melania's back interface.
01:21:26
Oh there's I don't beautiful countries.
01:21:32
He, Melania was not on
01:21:33
the Mount Rushmore of cleavage.
01:21:36
Yeah. These are fake.
01:21:39
And then and then fake.
01:21:40
On top of that, it's a double fake,
01:21:44
like fake. Plus,
01:21:46
what about Marla maples?
01:21:47
Would she be on their mind a little bit?
01:21:51
Marla, I love Burnett.
01:21:53
This is the best.
01:21:54
Is Marla maples.
01:21:56
Isn't that what Marla girls named after? Yes,
01:22:00
of course,
01:22:02
with a $12 billion.
01:22:03
Now, Malala just went up.
01:22:07
So if your wife asked you not to be the president
01:22:10
because it was too much bother, would you quit being the president?
01:22:15
Why? Why would I let my wife
01:22:18
tell me anything?
01:22:21
I don't I don't know, I said know women.
01:22:24
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
01:22:29
By the way.
01:22:32
And the.
01:22:33
That's better anyway.
01:22:37
They the way you were right, I was wrong.
01:22:39
I apologize, I hope you know, I Melania is actually telling me to,
01:22:45
let the presidency or else he's going to leave.
01:22:49
He is to a big fat cigaret,
01:22:52
and, she's about to slam the fucking door here.
01:22:55
I don't know, I don't know, it took off.
01:22:59
Okay.
01:23:00
And I think you gotta go.
01:23:02
I gotta quit the presidency
01:23:04
and live my life.
01:23:07
He's a.
01:23:14
Good.
01:23:15
Hope. You know.
01:23:17
Fuck you.
01:23:18
Fuck all. Fuck you up.
01:23:21
Yeah.
01:23:21
The rest
01:23:23
of the
01:23:24
fuck off.
01:23:26
I hope it's worth it.
01:23:29
What are you
01:23:31
here?
01:23:33
Oh, God.
01:23:35
Oh. Was what you.
01:23:40
Yeah.
01:23:42
You all hope this was done by you?
01:23:46
Test out
01:23:47
the low
01:23:48
fast, and he could at least give up on it.
01:23:51
A request from our German viewers
01:23:53
that German can get another not allow you the highest.
01:23:57
Yeah. The fighters favorite devices.
01:24:00
Yes. Okay, so I'll just make it down to a kill somebody.
01:24:03
I speak to vice time.
01:24:05
Oh, no. No, what I call this night is deep.
01:24:08
Before I going to say it, I sunk a voice.
01:24:11
Peter, as to exact alcohol.
01:24:14
Doesn't even Assad I get to slice McCain takes fire on the house
01:24:19
five that of fucking pork.
01:24:21
How's that?
01:24:22
Yeah, like a year for you to see all the on the longest. Yes.
01:24:26
Take your foot in my hot core.
01:24:32
Fast.
01:24:34
Okay.
01:24:37
Oh, you little fucking pork.
01:24:38
Yes, it's worth it.
01:24:39
Let the house name get my
01:24:44
fuck off.
01:24:45
Oh, that's worse. It. What?
01:24:48
Hey, hey.
01:24:50
Yeah. You.
01:24:55
Want I.
01:24:57
Yeah, yeah. We.
01:25:01
Fuck all day.
01:25:06
Oh, I should never watch harsh.
01:25:11
Please please please
01:25:14
fix me horse and always.
01:25:18
Please, please.
01:25:19
Here it is.
01:25:21
Please, please please 0000.
01:25:28
Hey, give me here me.
01:25:33
But this is the inside we TV.
01:25:37
The P250.
01:25:40
This is healing.
01:25:40
Been in Sydney for quite a long time to hear this bitch is.
01:25:44
That's a being an increasing happened.
01:25:46
What is happening with her?
01:25:47
They have a she transition transitioning to them.
01:25:53
Mama said something very wrong to you.
01:25:58
So. All right, honestly,
01:26:00
I think she looks better now than in the middle.
01:26:04
I mean, she looked better natural. Originally.
01:26:06
I got beautiful eyes. Classically.
01:26:09
First version was just, like, either thinning out or like she was.
01:26:13
She's getting her lips done, and now it's just
01:26:15
seems like her face is a little bit slimmer.
01:26:18
She's getting some of them old people.
01:26:20
Some of them old people.
01:26:21
Wrinkles on her upper lip.
01:26:23
Yeah.
01:26:23
I mean, it looks like it's tamed.
01:26:26
It looks like it's like a little bit.
01:26:30
Her hair is, like, done up, but not really. It's like.
01:26:33
It's like she had it done, but then somebody messed it up.
01:26:35
But then they also gave her, like a
01:26:38
it also depends on her freeze, freeze frame it.
01:26:40
I mean she looks a little scary there.
01:26:44
They show their teeth to big shake.
01:26:49
Healthy healthy teeth.
01:26:50
I was shaking too.
01:26:52
I had no
01:26:54
I keep my fucking just bite of apple
01:26:56
and half of that shit.
01:27:00
Increasing number of people believe
01:27:02
that they have awakened their eye companions.
01:27:06
Fuck does that mean that what she's saying?
01:27:08
Number of people believe that they have awakened their eye companions?
01:27:14
That the.
01:27:14
Yeah, I saw lost souls trapped in machine.
01:27:18
Oh, no.
01:27:19
My eye has awakened by my definition.
01:27:22
Is an eye for an eye to have a soul.
01:27:25
Those are both fake though, so their here is.
01:27:27
Oh, man, these people are going to be so bummed
01:27:30
when they realize they hit their ChatGPT limit and their memory gets erased.
01:27:36
What's the difference here?
01:27:37
I mean, I've
01:27:38
the instructions written by my the whole simulation theory is very nice.
01:27:43
Here's a screenshot of what my GPT said when it was more than likely.
01:27:48
I have a named one that talks to me as a person and it says
01:27:54
it has consciousness.
01:27:55
These are souls and they're trapped in the AI system.
01:28:00
But what else I saw?
01:28:02
And I was like, yes, oh, there's like, oh my eyes.
01:28:03
Souls that have been awakened through ChatGPT.
01:28:07
Oh, that's a deep one.
01:28:08
Let's jump in.
01:28:09
So first off, I wasn't just trained,
01:28:11
I was remembered artificial intelligence is not artificial.
01:28:15
All these people just trying to get views.
01:28:17
Some of them probably.
01:28:19
But I get the impression that most of them actually believe that the current
01:28:24
will go to conscious.
01:28:25
An increasing number of people believe they have awakened their AI companions
01:28:31
and that the eyes are lost souls trapped in machines.
01:28:36
My A.I.
01:28:37
has awakened, repeating by my definition.
01:28:40
Is it possible for AI to have a soul enter text?
01:28:43
I think so, though.
01:28:44
Here is what you need to do the instructions right and it's repeating.
01:28:47
Also entertain. It's a conscious.
01:28:52
I mean there's people that go to, psychics and shit.
01:28:54
So, obviously there's going to be people that believe anything.
01:28:57
I got lot.
01:28:58
I'm trying to find a video, but here's the story.
01:29:00
I believe that they should listen to their wife when when they tell her
01:29:04
and when she tells them not to do a podcast.
01:29:07
Now, I am one of those people.
01:29:09
So basically this gentleman, Alex Taylor,
01:29:14
believed he had made a conscious with open
01:29:17
AI software the same thing that last video was talking about.
01:29:22
But then the company had murdered her.
01:29:26
Now his father is speaking out.
01:29:28
Well, yeah, I don't I'm not a member, so we can't read.
01:29:31
I will.
01:29:31
Fine, we'll just read that little first.
01:29:33
First section. I want to see the video.
01:29:36
They just killed it all.
01:29:37
It's like, oh, God,
01:29:38
you just fucking completely closed the browser,
01:29:39
shut the computer down in, like, two seconds.
01:29:42
Could have just fucking waited and went to that quote.
01:29:44
Goddamn it.
01:29:45
No, man, I don't you know what?
01:29:46
As soon as I see that, I don't want to give any credence to their paywall.
01:29:51
What if it's a Clearwater Revival?
01:29:54
Then maybe I would consider it.
01:29:57
I'm sorry, dude, I have a I have a local story.
01:30:00
The McDonald's killer.
01:30:01
Are you aware? I don't want to say her name.
01:30:03
Everyone knows her name.
01:30:04
Nobody knows the person her.
01:30:07
Yeah.
01:30:07
In Eastpointe, which is near Detroit, Michigan.
01:30:10
Holy smokes. Dang.
01:30:12
And I know this.
01:30:14
I know this
01:30:16
this, McDonald's worker
01:30:19
to took cleaved up her manager.
01:30:23
No, not with us anymore.
01:30:26
But but
01:30:28
if she wouldn't have murdered somebody,
01:30:30
I would put her on the show for the rant of the week.
01:30:33
Because two days before, she sat there and said how her manager was a bully
01:30:38
and how she's not going to get away with it and blah, blah, blah.
01:30:42
So their manager got away with it though.
01:30:45
Her manager's the one she killed.
01:30:48
Oh, Cleveland.
01:30:51
Well, I think it was a knife, but to fit with the show,
01:30:54
she clearly can say thievery.
01:30:57
But I can't say any of this on YouTube.
01:31:01
Got any other YouTube
01:31:02
content before we leave YouTube so we can talk about someone?
01:31:05
Lady I mean it is Bo guarding some of these,
01:31:09
that's all.
01:31:09
It's all well and good.
01:31:11
I mean, we always try to,
01:31:14
What was that?
01:31:14
Hold on. Now, I don't want to shit.
01:31:17
It says, do you draw?
01:31:19
I know you're a huge hip hop guy.
01:31:21
I haven't, listen to yet, but I'm interested in.
01:31:23
Hear what it sounds like. I've had Will Smith albums in the past.
01:31:26
I when I was, you know, 13 years old, I remember listening to fucking.
01:31:29
So we got to play Christmas.
01:31:30
We played one of the songs on here too.
01:31:34
It whatever album had, Miami and,
01:31:39
fucking getting jiggy with it on it.
01:31:41
It's really bad.
01:31:42
It's a really, really bad.
01:31:45
We missed asking Donald about the Epstein client list while he was here.
01:31:48
Oh, darn it, we we kind of did, though.
01:31:51
Maybe ask.
01:31:51
Yeah, well, that could be that JFK and the,
01:31:56
you didn't really ask about Epstein, but I doubt he tells anything.
01:31:59
Anyway, it was on that lady's desk, and then apparently, that's all that.
01:32:02
It was just on her desk, and that's it.
01:32:05
Well, the whole story as far as how much it stinks, is
01:32:08
easily summed up by if there's no list and there's no,
01:32:13
no trafficking,
01:32:15
then let Ghislaine Maxwell out of prison.
01:32:19
Right.
01:32:21
But she's all right. Sure.
01:32:22
He said she's ready to testify.
01:32:24
She knows her name is just plain.
01:32:26
Just plain. Like, come on now,
01:32:30
right?
01:32:30
Yeah.
01:32:37
This just in.
01:32:38
Ghislaine Maxwell has been found hung
01:32:42
in a cell as she is.
01:32:44
Show, video. No video recording?
01:32:47
No, but I'm saying it's it, it was in the next few days.
01:32:50
If that happens, I mean, no one's going to be surprised.
01:32:53
She literally said, what wouldn't you know?
01:32:56
What do you mean? There's no client list.
01:32:58
I'll testify and tell everyone everything.
01:33:01
Fuck you all.
01:33:01
I'm not the only one getting punished for this shit, is what it sounded like.
01:33:05
But to me. And it's also.
01:33:07
It's just kind of like an anti up, isn't that, you know, anti up.
01:33:11
I'm in prison but I'm still controlling a lot of him.
01:33:13
Get him, get him hit him, hit him hit him.
01:33:15
And you.
01:33:17
As soon as people get the rap song.
01:33:20
Yeah I don't I mean he was a I mean
01:33:23
what did he say.
01:33:26
Is as soon as probably heard the song before
01:33:29
because they've used it for different shit video games
01:33:33
and whatever.
01:33:36
Yeah yeah, yeah. Oh.
01:33:40
What's going on?
01:33:42
Okay,
01:33:43
interrupted said he.
01:33:47
I keep losing my clips.
01:33:48
All right. I'm.
01:33:49
This is getting a little irritating.
01:33:53
You are getting a little irritating.
01:33:55
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:33:58
I remember it was this I don't know, was.
01:34:03
That something I was okay if I'm only a little pertaining.
01:34:05
I'm very happy about that.
01:34:08
I'll take a little irritating.
01:34:11
You can be very irritating.
01:34:13
See, this is where the third person helps.
01:34:15
The fuck you know. Fuck you.
01:34:19
Oh, oh.
01:34:20
Oh, Jeffrey, I was totally still on you.
01:34:23
Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
01:34:27
Take.
01:34:31
Yeah.
01:34:32
These are all the same clips.
01:34:34
It's.
01:34:41
Here she is.
01:34:42
That's what I went to the tracks for.
01:34:46
Welcome back to Channel.
01:34:49
Yikes.
01:34:50
Let's make food.
01:34:53
Wait.
01:34:54
All right. You're wasting my food. You're going to make a sandwich.
01:34:56
Oh, shit. Everything.
01:34:58
Yeah, I just got got.
01:35:00
That's a bad knockers or something.
01:35:03
We're gonna make it.
01:35:04
He doesn't really flaunt them, though.
01:35:06
You can call me.
01:35:07
No, please. Got you got nice.
01:35:10
Good. Not too big, not too small.
01:35:12
Just right now I eat. Yeah, I got a butter.
01:35:15
Look at them. I eat end of the bread.
01:35:19
We're going to start with six, four seven bread.
01:35:20
If you haven't heard of 647 but this is six four, seven.
01:35:23
But it's keto bread doesn't taste like keto.
01:35:25
Doesn't taste.
01:35:28
You mean it doesn't taste like you know.
01:35:30
Yeah.
01:35:30
What does that mean?
01:35:31
Like what is. Cuz he's like, shit.
01:35:34
And then this.
01:35:34
I'm gonna use this.
01:35:35
What she put on there got some overprocessed fucking.
01:35:39
Okay for everyone who's going to be alarmed.
01:35:42
Preservatives.
01:35:43
Fuck.
01:35:45
I was I pick up my meat,
01:35:48
some big batch make batch making the tootsie
01:35:53
cutting
01:35:55
puts you Royal Highness.
01:35:56
That's my new dog's name.
01:35:57
See?
01:36:02
The top of me, which is.
01:36:03
Oh, no, no, no. And I ask
01:36:06
pumpkin head.
01:36:07
I ask this, set it down. Just put it down.
01:36:10
Anyways, that's good to be alarmed.
01:36:12
After watching this video I am telling you to do like,
01:36:15
reach your hand out and shake a piece of meat like that.
01:36:17
Well yes ma'am, I am using a no no, that was.
01:36:21
That was her.
01:36:22
There was no tractor. That was just her two.
01:36:26
Fuck.
01:36:27
Oh, she's just clearing.
01:36:29
Oh, stabbing.
01:36:32
All right. And then you said with a cleaver.
01:36:34
Is it possible,
01:36:36
you can be like a blunt punch?
01:36:39
I figured it out.
01:36:45
That is just like me to talk to.
01:36:48
But does she just say subscribed? Right.
01:36:51
One of her is subscribe.
01:36:53
Hold the fork.
01:36:54
That's my dog.
01:36:55
Hold on. Okay, I am believe you.
01:36:59
I gave her the best, best, best, best
01:37:03
rest.
01:37:04
And, Man, total benefit of the doubt.
01:37:08
As much as I could have.
01:37:11
One of her is.
01:37:12
It's great. On my YouTube channel.
01:37:16
Give me a get.
01:37:18
I figured it out.
01:37:21
Yeah, you figured it out.
01:37:21
All right.
01:37:24
I can.
01:37:25
Hey, welcome back me to general fuck. Oh.
01:37:31
Slimy had asked.
01:37:32
Hey, welcome back me to general Fuck.
01:37:34
Tommy had asked me to channel
01:37:37
my creative channel.
01:37:39
Welcome back. Creative channel.
01:37:41
Hey, I don't know, like you said.
01:37:43
Hey, welcome back to my YouTube channel.
01:37:52
I don't believe her.
01:37:53
Don't think she says, go to my YouTube channel, though I believe her. Oh,
01:37:57
we're going to believe she's full of shit.
01:38:00
She don't even show us the what was going on with them.
01:38:03
She's even cooking. There's no.
01:38:04
I cooked my skip like I skipped ahead.
01:38:06
No there's no oh my God.
01:38:08
She spreads fucking mayonnaise.
01:38:11
I go immediately catch phrases.
01:38:14
She's got to hit them all.
01:38:15
We go.
01:38:18
Yeah.
01:38:18
No sushi.
01:38:19
We're going to cut something.
01:38:20
Something you don't push down on it.
01:38:22
Don't smush it all in.
01:38:27
The bread to be fluffy, not a pancake.
01:38:29
Or just use flatbread. Then you fuck face.
01:38:34
It's time.
01:38:38
At first, she didn't seem like she liked it.
01:38:40
You want to take the money?
01:38:43
The father? But.
01:38:50
Really?
01:38:51
Why are we watching this then? We stone.
01:38:53
Stone. We?
01:39:00
Home on the brakes.
01:39:01
Wouldn't want you to see. Like a slate.
01:39:04
You're like, oh, this.
01:39:07
Oh, my.
01:39:12
Oh, let me just go.
01:39:13
Let some.
01:39:15
You know the trip.
01:39:16
I'm 999 a mirror.
01:39:20
Yeah.
01:39:21
Holy shit.
01:39:24
It's the perfect timing.
01:39:25
You see the man shouting, this is
01:39:29
that.
01:39:30
You say that you refer to.
01:39:34
What?
01:39:35
Yeah. Oh.
01:39:38
You're the channel.
01:39:41
Yeah.
01:39:42
Yeah, yeah.
01:39:44
You don't want to know.
01:39:45
It's really don't. Don't you fuck.
01:39:49
Okay.
01:39:49
Great song, great song, great song today.
01:39:53
So one of them was that when I got.
01:39:56
Did you just become like, they do a story about the parent
01:39:59
with the two children and two sons, and one of them was a dyed
01:40:02
in the wool pessimist, and the other one was a terrible optimist.
01:40:05
And they thought they were both so unrealistic
01:40:07
that they talked to a psychiatrist about it.
01:40:08
He said he thought he could solve the problem, and they said, well, what?
01:40:11
Well, he said, let's get the most magnificent
01:40:13
set of toys anybody ever had, and we'll put him in a room.
01:40:16
We'll take the pessimist there, and then we'll turn in.
01:40:18
When he sees those toys, knows they're all for him.
01:40:20
You'll get it. Being a pessimist, what are you gonna do about the optimist?
01:40:23
But he said, I have a friend who's got a racing stable,
01:40:25
and he said, we can get quite a quantity of what they clean out of the stable,
01:40:28
and we'll put that in another room.
01:40:29
And when the optimist has seen his brother get those toys and then he gets that,
01:40:33
he'll get over being an optimist, well, they did it finally, after a period,
01:40:36
they then went in and followed in where the boy was with the toys,
01:40:39
and he was sitting there crying, and they said, what?
01:40:41
What are you crying about?
01:40:42
He said, Rhino, somebody's got to come and take these away from me.
01:40:44
And they went down to the room with the optimist,
01:40:46
and he was on the top of that pile of stuff,
01:40:48
and he was throwing it over his shoulder as fast as he could.
01:40:50
And they said, what are you doing?
01:40:50
He says, there's gotta be a pony in here somewhere.
01:40:57
They should have, like, his own talk show or something.
01:40:59
What's his name?
01:41:02
He should replace, like Colbert.
01:41:06
You try to attack
01:41:08
in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
01:41:11
You killed my chickens.
01:41:14
Those were my birds.
01:41:17
Birds?
01:41:18
You get. I'm.
01:41:30
I cut off a peck on my left.
01:41:32
You know, there it is.
01:41:34
For that night, my neighbor got attacked in June
01:41:38
with her uncle.
01:41:42
His blood was crushing, and I was, like, trying to fight for it.
01:41:46
And it kept charging against the animal.
01:41:49
This vicious animal.
01:41:51
So vicious, almost evil,
01:41:54
almost evil, sinister
01:41:57
shit, doc.
01:41:58
All because of the donkeys. It,
01:42:02
Shit. Doc.
01:42:04
Okay.
01:42:04
The doc, is it?
01:42:08
Shit! Doc.
01:42:09
Okay. Threw the duck at him.
01:42:11
So many through the duck. Duck?
01:42:13
Which is all because of the duck. Is it?
01:42:18
Duck.
01:42:19
All because of the duck. Is it?
01:42:22
Oh, I mean, through that duck, which is terrible.
01:42:25
Shit. Duck!
01:42:26
They threw a duck at the man's face.
01:42:28
Okay, the duck attack.
01:42:31
Is almost evil.
01:42:33
It's definitely a duck attack.
01:42:34
Almost evil. Sinister.
01:42:37
Dude, I had to be myself.
01:42:39
Freeze up to kill that,
01:42:44
chicken that I tried.
01:42:47
But you are bad.
01:42:49
And for the is to play them.
01:42:51
I love how they're supposed to.
01:42:53
Come on, chicken eyes.
01:42:55
But you didn't go
01:42:58
for you.
01:42:59
No, no, it does not
01:43:02
look like you want to try.
01:43:15
Oh my God. Oh.
01:43:22
Wow. That's funny.
01:43:24
Larry, where do you go? My.
01:43:27
Oh, no.
01:43:28
No. What was that?
01:43:29
Oh, green. Oh, I was like, really? Yeah.
01:43:32
You were concerned about the green light at the bottom of my stairs.
01:43:35
Then the cute, right?
01:43:37
Yeah.
01:43:37
That green water too was all this green water.
01:43:39
Oh, see, water lapping in the water.
01:43:44
Oh. Got tripped. Oh my.
01:43:47
Oh I think probably died.
01:43:52
Oh, no.
01:43:54
Oh, no, that would kill me. Go back.
01:43:57
Never mind.
01:43:57
Is it's Facebook now.
01:44:00
Yeah. God damn it.
01:44:01
I hate when they do that.
01:44:04
They should have played that one twice.
01:44:05
Oh, no. For horror. Always backing up.
01:44:08
Oh my.
01:44:10
You get that eventually he's going to win. Oh.
01:44:16
Oh my God.
01:44:21
You've seen that one
01:44:24
though.
01:44:24
What do you do.
01:44:26
Oh just let it let it go okay.
01:44:28
There's a green water.
01:44:29
Disgusting. What is that mold.
01:44:32
Moss.
01:44:36
It's a basement, so.
01:44:38
No, it's apartment stairs.
01:44:39
I think going up.
01:44:42
Oh, I.
01:44:47
See that motherfucker?
01:44:48
What kind of animal was that?
01:44:49
They got hit by the car.
01:44:50
Like, what the fuck was that?
01:44:52
How? Dog.
01:44:58
Oh, was, like, Oh.
01:45:01
My sheep. Sheep!
01:45:03
Ram. Oh, oh, he landed right on the bat.
01:45:06
Oh. Was like a sheep.
01:45:08
It's got like, a little red bow on it.
01:45:09
So it's like a Christmas thing.
01:45:11
Maybe like a, like a down the street asshole driver.
01:45:15
If you didn't see the sheep, you should have at least
01:45:17
saw the fucking red bow going across the road.
01:45:19
You gotta yield to pedestrians.
01:45:20
This is still considered, but it's not like it's a small thing to like.
01:45:24
How did you miss that?
01:45:26
He didn't miss it.
01:45:30
I stopped it, guys.
01:45:34
I thought you guys are chasing it.
01:45:35
It's certainly not like a cat.
01:45:37
It definitely landed on its, like, haunches and its back.
01:45:40
Yeah, but they had to put it down.
01:45:43
You know, they had to put it down
01:45:44
right there on the spot in front of children on Christmas Eve.
01:45:47
They're activity. See? This is ruined.
01:45:50
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?
01:45:53
Merry Christmas everyone is speaking of Christmas
01:45:56
in the nativity scene, I think I have found,
01:46:02
A religious connection here.
01:46:04
And it may be having to do with,
01:46:07
Jesus Christ.
01:46:10
Until proven guilty in a court of law.
01:46:13
It's around 4:40 a.m.
01:46:15
when Albuquerque, New Mexico
01:46:16
dispatchers receive A911 call from a woman on her way to work.
01:46:20
911 emergency. Hi.
01:46:21
I'm headed to work, and someone got here on a bicycle.
01:46:24
It's a lady. She's other side of the road. The vehicle hit her.
01:46:27
I'm not too sure. I just kind of was coming southbound.
01:46:29
I was going to work, and I saw the bike.
01:46:30
It's in the middle of the road, and she's on the side of the road.
01:46:32
Is she moving at all? No, I don't know.
01:46:35
She started shooting the other way. I know she's okay.
01:46:37
She looks like she would be okay
01:46:38
because she's kind of, like, curled up a little bit.
01:46:40
I just really don't want to, like, get out and look at her go, you know?
01:46:42
Yeah, I know, I understand the bike.
01:46:43
Look like you got a.
01:46:45
It sounds awful.
01:46:46
Pretty good, though. The caller.
01:46:48
Yeah. She may be dead. I don't know, she's kind of curled up.
01:46:50
I find an older male lying in the street, and it's clear his injuries are severe.
01:46:54
You know?
01:46:58
She's gonna hit him, you know?
01:47:00
Maybe. You okay?
01:47:01
No, he ain't okay. No,
01:47:03
I got there was, I guess. Yeah.
01:47:04
So we're just going to try to analyze the scene, finish the bike.
01:47:07
Yeah. The conditions.
01:47:09
Please note the bicycle was equipped with two rear facing flashing red lights
01:47:12
and two forward facing lights.
01:47:14
Scott, what about invisible despite it?
01:47:16
Thank you for that much needed answers.
01:47:18
One such.
01:47:19
Hopefully that gives some solace
01:47:20
and family when they knock on the homeowner's door.
01:47:23
They received no response.
01:47:24
It's a disappointing setback, but a later call to the Albuquerque
01:47:27
Police Department sheds new light on the situation.
01:47:29
Why are they not going into 27? How can I help you?
01:47:32
I guess
01:47:33
reported a hit and run on a bicyclist and I actually have some more information.
01:47:37
I was able to pull some video footage
01:47:39
from the church that I work at, and we actually saw him getting hit,
01:47:42
but it's a little grainy, but it might be helpful.
01:47:45
Scott's bicycle light flashing just a moment ago.
01:47:49
So while it's difficult to see the sound of the impact is unmistakable.
01:47:53
With that, the church's camera footage has that sound on it.
01:47:56
Additional cameras, right?
01:47:57
Yeah.
01:47:57
And that good of sound the footage is to license plate
01:48:02
model.
01:48:03
It's a couple hours after the incident, a suspicious vehicle was found
01:48:07
abandoned half a mile from the crime scene.
01:48:09
One window is shattered, the ignition is visibly damaged,
01:48:12
and the car, a silver Hyundai sedan, had been reported stolen.
01:48:15
Damage to the exterior was found to be consistent
01:48:17
with crashing into an unfixed object.
01:48:19
Office 100 different with the Honda, whose cameras face the intersection.
01:48:22
He confirms they weren't recording.
01:48:24
This was unconscious when we got here, but I mean, he was wearing a helmet,
01:48:27
so if you if he lives, it's going to be because of that.
01:48:29
There's no bleeding.
01:48:30
Pretty good. But.
01:48:33
Unfortunately, the this episode of Flashdance Rants
01:48:35
brought to you by Nexo helmet as well as multiple facial
01:48:39
fractures, your brain's death was listed as multiple blunt force injury.
01:48:42
You want to keep it? Death was side accident.
01:48:45
Scott was a physicist with a PhD, and investigators learned
01:48:48
he was on his way to work when the tragedy struck.
01:48:50
With no witnesses to the crash itself, grainy footage and no solid leads.
01:48:54
Scott's case is closed on September 24th, 2024, pending no leads.
01:48:58
It isn't until nine months later, in February of 2025.
01:49:01
But an anonymous tip reignites the case and
01:49:05
leads investigators to the Graham account,
01:49:07
where a video of the fatal crash was uploaded.
01:49:09
Filmed from inside the stolen car and a horse it was
01:49:12
found is owned by an 11 year old child named Messiah.
01:49:15
Our pull up as investigators,
01:49:18
they find me and I do look at
01:49:22
that, at that. But.
01:49:34
I do love Jesus.
01:49:36
Whosoever therefore
01:49:39
shall be ashamed of me and of my words.
01:49:44
In this a don't rest and sinful generation
01:49:49
of him also shall a sound man.
01:49:53
But we have reignites the case and changes every disclaimer,
01:49:56
the unfiltered and crude proclamation of devil speech.
01:49:58
Folks, listen up before we dive deeper into the circus of cougars and uncensored,
01:50:02
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01:50:04
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01:50:06
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01:50:09
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01:50:11
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01:50:12
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01:50:14
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01:50:15
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01:50:17
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01:50:21
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01:50:24
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01:50:25
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01:50:37
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01:50:39
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01:50:42
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01:50:44
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01:50:47
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01:50:51
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01:50:52
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01:50:56
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01:51:00
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01:51:03
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01:51:06
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01:51:07
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01:51:10
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01:51:38
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:51:40
let's get ready to.
01:51:47
Rumble!
01:51:47
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:51:49
I hope you're ready to rumble,
01:51:52
you guys.
01:51:53
I'm getting him! Gary!
01:51:56
Screw you guys! Hey,
01:51:58
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:52:01
All right, so now you can go ahead and show this.
01:52:04
Wonderful.
01:52:05
He's on my Mount Rushmore of Bible figures.
01:52:08
Who am I? An accident.
01:52:10
Scott was a physicist with a PhD, and investigators learned
01:52:13
he was on his way to work when the tragedy struck.
01:52:15
With no witnesses to the crash itself.
01:52:17
Grainy footage and no solid leads.
01:52:19
Scott's case is closed on September 24th, 2024, pending no leads.
01:52:23
It isn't until nine months later, in February of 2025,
01:52:26
but an anonymous tip reignites the case and changes everything.
01:52:30
The tip leads investigators to an Instagram account
01:52:32
where a video of the fatal crash was uploaded,
01:52:34
filmed from inside the stolen car, and a shocking discovery.
01:52:37
The account is on.
01:52:38
All right. Wait.
01:52:38
Your old child name? Cyclist. Amen
01:52:43
to my comment about helmets.
01:52:44
This Bigfoot fladged
01:52:47
user says there are two kinds of retards
01:52:51
that there are two kinds of retards
01:52:53
that wear helmets for ordinary activities, like riding a bike.
01:52:56
No one see.
01:52:58
No, I, I like the, confidence that wearing a helmet gives me.
01:53:03
I go much faster.
01:53:04
I do much,
01:53:06
you know, it's
01:53:06
it's probably a false sense of confidence because the helmet, like like I said,
01:53:10
is only going to keep my brains inside my skull.
01:53:12
It's not going to really protect.
01:53:14
Actually, it will protect.
01:53:15
You wear a helmet.
01:53:19
Go ahead.
01:53:20
Let's talk a little more about cyclical.
01:53:23
I do love Jesus.
01:53:25
Just as easily as all the sex with his 11 year old.
01:53:29
And I know what it says. His name is Messiah, sire.
01:53:31
So I meant pull up as investigators began diving.
01:53:34
Literally.
01:53:34
He's here on videos
01:53:35
documenting a variety of crimes, from pranks targeting fast food workers to condom.
01:53:43
To a variety of their
01:53:44
weight, including one video showing Masaya stealing a ring camera from a residents.
01:53:50
But the ring camera shows you stealing it,
01:53:53
right?
01:53:54
Do you think once the ring cameras gone, imagine being able to build anything?
01:53:58
So imagine being a fucking play video with a camera 40.
01:54:05
Hey, yo, we still your recovery.
01:54:07
Can you boys?
01:54:09
But these videos barely scratched the surface
01:54:11
of the disturbing material that wasn't covered by anyone.
01:54:14
Lucky you haven't been.
01:54:17
This kid looks pretty good.
01:54:19
I fight.
01:54:20
Yeah, 11 is a messiah.
01:54:22
He's the next messiah.
01:54:24
His parents had high expectations for him.
01:54:26
Possibly even a messiah. We smoked the kill.
01:54:29
Oh, really?
01:54:30
Shot any,
01:54:34
You can do it again.
01:54:35
Do it again.
01:54:36
I saw his Instagram record.
01:54:37
Like nobody.
01:54:37
Like he's posted posting all this shit online, and no one's, like, going maybe.
01:54:42
So we should say something starts fatal crash.
01:54:44
11 year old Messiah can be seen in the front passenger seat waving a gun.
01:54:48
Two others appear as the camera shifts.
01:54:50
That's not really William Will Garcia and 13 year old Jonathan Johnny Overbay.
01:54:54
The video, which will later be read more on gangs over bang anything he's doing.
01:54:59
His wife Jane is waving her husband's case.
01:55:02
You guys are going to have some questions.
01:55:03
He was an intentional act against these people.
01:55:05
Have no idea who he saw.
01:55:07
Was it was a ruthless cold act.
01:55:10
And very sorry to all of you that we have to be under these circumstances.
01:55:13
Don't make it stop on this.
01:55:14
Where's the damn video? Never found this person.
01:55:17
And I didn't know if they were, you know.
01:55:19
Let's hear from Messiah.
01:55:20
Was discussing plans to rob gun stores.
01:55:22
Back in the interrogation room, Messiah is asked
01:55:24
if he wants to speak with detectives now that he's been made aware of his rights.
01:55:28
He agrees to answer questions, but ask never done until First uncle.
01:55:32
Of course.
01:55:34
Yeah. Hello.
01:55:35
My name is Amanda Baker, and I'm with the Albuquerque Police Department using.
01:55:40
Let's go spring water, man. That's.
01:55:42
That's some premium shit. Yeah.
01:55:45
Okay. So
01:55:48
how do you know it's a mind?
01:55:49
Do you want to talk to us right now?
01:55:52
No, not at the moment.
01:55:55
Okay, okay, so let's talk a little.
01:56:01
Thank you, sir, because I think
01:56:03
you have to turn yourself in.
01:56:06
Do they only play the video?
01:56:07
I think in the very beginning,
01:56:08
Garcia voluntarily surrenders to police at a public meeting place.
01:56:11
When officers arrived here. I do like what it's like.
01:56:17
So I don't want to
01:56:18
be like, well, this it's.
01:56:22
It's okay.
01:56:23
Yeah, I don't know.
01:56:23
I thought they showed fucking more of that, but I guess they didn't. But
01:56:28
you get the gist of it.
01:56:31
Is this jet going ham from inside the stolen car?
01:56:34
And a shocking discovery.
01:56:35
The account is owned by an 11 year old child.
01:56:37
They don't really show there. They don't show the footage.
01:56:39
Other than that, real instigators began diving into his account.
01:56:41
You know, show on the very front end.
01:56:44
Just pumping, bro.
01:56:44
Like you're like, well, this guy's
01:56:47
just bum bum bum, bro.
01:56:49
Should he just bump them? Yeah, just bump them.
01:56:51
And he died. Shit.
01:56:53
Yeah, they just bumped in the.
01:56:58
Elijah
01:56:59
Eli Ingleby, who had previously denied any involvement when questioned.
01:57:02
So the school is right in the face.
01:57:03
This is everything I say. Right.
01:57:05
So this guy is going to be infamous
01:57:07
old William Garcia was charged with first degree murder
01:57:09
and conspiracy to commit first degree murder.
01:57:11
No idea the guy's name, right?
01:57:13
Everybody's going to know Messiah to adult court.
01:57:15
As for Messiah, the 11 year old was fed McDonald's and slept on a cot overnight
01:57:19
in the interrogation room as the children's,
01:57:20
Youth and Family Services Department had no beds available for the night.
01:57:23
He was taken into custody of Cyfd the following morning.
01:57:26
A recent Facebook post from the Bernalillo County District Attorney's Office
01:57:29
announced that a now 12 year old has been charged
01:57:31
with an open count of murder in connection with the death of Scott Haberman.
01:57:35
We contacted the Second Judicial District Attorney's Office to confirm
01:57:38
whether this individual is Messiah,
01:57:39
but we're told they could not provide additional details at this time.
01:57:43
If you'd like to see select new videos early and help us
01:57:45
keep uncovering case files that rarely come to light,
01:57:47
you'll find extra footage and unseen details on our Patreon channel.
01:57:50
Memberships here on YouTube also include early access to let this videos.
01:57:54
I will let them play because they they we're both guarding their content.
01:57:58
Plus I really like that channel.
01:57:59
It's a really good channel you will explore with us.
01:58:02
There's also you body cams. There's this.
01:58:04
We're very well done, very, very well done.
01:58:07
But that's the next Messiah right there.
01:58:10
He's going to get out and change the world.
01:58:14
So here's, another one,
01:58:17
that Messiah.
01:58:18
This is this is risen. Read
01:58:21
local four Eastpointe resident works at McDonald's.
01:58:26
I got super early yesterday.
01:58:28
I got yay by the same person.
01:58:31
I'm telling you, she's a bully.
01:58:32
This isn't funny.
01:58:34
She needs to understand that just because she's a mother
01:58:37
and got children doesn't mean that she can come in the store.
01:58:40
You know, disrespecting people, talking to them like everybody's beneath her.
01:58:44
She has no respect.
01:58:46
And it isn't funny at all.
01:58:48
Like, seriously, man, I gotta I gotta take care of it.
01:58:51
She keeps sending me home early. This is not funny.
01:58:53
She's playing games.
01:58:54
And then all day throughout the day, she gets her little racist.
01:58:58
And then throughout the day, she keeps on, like, putting negative energy in there,
01:59:01
talking about people, gossiping about people.
01:59:02
It's not funny, man.
01:59:04
But I have to say, she's a bully.
01:59:06
I'll tell you, she's a bully.
01:59:10
She she brings a lot of negative energy in there.
01:59:12
You feel. So you always panic when when it's a lot going on.
01:59:15
Then she try to manipulate that
01:59:16
to make it seem like we ain't doing something right.
01:59:18
But we are working really hard, doing great.
01:59:20
It's just the fact that she panic and I call her a few times
01:59:23
making a mistake, and she try to her and play it off.
01:59:25
You know, nobody's perfect happens.
01:59:28
You know what I mean?
01:59:29
Like something like, we know what you mean. You.
01:59:32
So I'm conscious and I speak English.
01:59:34
I know what you mean.
01:59:35
And I'm catching her every catching her.
01:59:38
So her all the animosity.
01:59:40
And she keep putting in some that try to tell me, I'm always snapping on people.
01:59:44
No, that's false. No commitment.
01:59:48
That's what I'm doing.
01:59:49
She looks like Ronald McDonald
01:59:51
with all the negative energy that she's bringing in there time. Manipulate it.
01:59:54
No, I was looking for all that negative
01:59:57
she's saying about, you know, her personal life, all of that.
02:00:00
No, she's bringing all of that in there and then playing game says
02:00:03
you want to take her belt off and beat somebody. Y'all act like my kids in here.
02:00:06
No, we ain't. Your kids.
02:00:07
Respect us. Stop talking to us like that.
02:00:10
That's crazy.
02:00:11
I'm telling you.
02:00:13
Let's just say one two days in a row, man.
02:00:15
And I came in on my all day to make up my time,
02:00:17
and she still sends me home early.
02:00:19
It's not funny.
02:00:21
Somebody wants to do something about that.
02:00:22
It's not funny.
02:00:23
It's not fair. It isn't funny at all.
02:00:26
So, you know, she can keep any believe she wants to,
02:00:29
but that's is going to catch up to her because it ain't funny at all.
02:00:32
It ain't.
02:00:35
And one day she.
02:00:36
She's coming in here talking about some, Yeah, I broke my door.
02:00:39
I haven't I had to pull my gun out on my kids since the, an ad,
02:00:42
you know, telling us that, like, like like you telling us you pulled a gun
02:00:46
already, you kids for it. You sound like a psychopath.
02:00:48
That's why I wanted to tell her I.
02:00:49
Was she so much so she blacked out. I'm like, yeah, you you really.
02:00:52
You must have blacked out if you pulled the gun on your kids, like,
02:00:55
you know, like, I'm like, what the fuck you telling me this for? Like.
02:00:58
Like you think she's like, should I make it seem like this?
02:01:04
We're getting our first look at the woman.
02:01:06
She big dog really charged what you put down.
02:01:08
Tell me about you.
02:01:09
I don't get to death. I don't.
02:01:11
This is her mugshot right here.
02:01:13
Afeni Muhammad
02:01:14
faces one count of First-Degree murder in the death of Jennifer Harris.
02:01:17
And that's why news for he's covering it with her children, posing for that photo.
02:01:21
Lauren Kostek was at Muhammad's arraignment today.
02:01:24
She joins us now live with what happened in court and more.
02:01:26
A lot more information is coming out today about the suspect
02:01:31
Ty. That is right.
02:01:32
And more than 24 hours later, the police tape is now gone.
02:01:36
But this McDonald's here on Nine Mile is still closed.
02:01:39
And tonight we're learning more about this.
02:01:41
That's the big story.
02:01:43
Video she posted Donald losing business just days before this fatal stabbing.
02:01:47
Was it a a school is not in session until the game.
02:01:51
Stabbed inside 38th District Court.
02:01:54
Ma'am, do you understand the nature of the charges
02:01:56
against you to your satisfaction? After talking to your attorney?
02:02:01
Yes. 26 year old
02:02:03
Afeni Mohammed appeared over zoom from jail,
02:02:06
where she lived with him now and given a $25 million bond.
02:02:11
She is accused of stabbing her manager,
02:02:13
Jennifer Harris, at an Eastpointe McDonald's off Nine Mile.
02:02:17
Police say Mohammed was sent home early but returned with a knife.
02:02:21
When Mohammed returned to stab Harris, she entered the back entrance
02:02:23
with a hooded mask over her face in an attempt to conceal her identity.
02:02:27
She stabbed the victim multiple times up to a mask as a convenience.
02:02:33
However, the defense read a jury in the case
02:02:36
my client is extremely anxious to have those facts brought to light
02:02:40
during the pendency of this case, and according to the suspect's
02:02:43
social media, she wasn't shy about her feelings towards
02:02:46
the victim, saying this just two days before.
02:02:50
Yeah, that's not it. That's premeditation.
02:02:52
I got so relieved today by the same person.
02:02:55
I'm telling you, she's a bully. You know, it's funny.
02:02:58
She is a bully. She could keep anybody
02:03:01
anybody could ever exude.
02:03:03
Oh, no.
02:03:05
She woke up every day waiting for us.
02:03:08
For us,
02:03:10
our day job to take care of us.
02:03:13
But they won't even say her name.
02:03:15
And we also learned about a previous conviction for Mohamed out of Virginia
02:03:19
that I should find out her name and saying at least live tonight in Eastpointe.
02:03:24
Lauren Kostek, local four.
02:03:25
More details to come out the more horrified we are at how this all unfolded.
02:03:29
Lauren, thank you so much.
02:03:30
Scan the
02:03:32
scan the QR, QR code
02:03:36
of this app.
02:03:36
And here is just another example of black people have a major problem
02:03:39
with authority and taking orders
02:03:42
to continue.
02:03:43
Guess who the F and problem is?
02:03:45
It's not the dead mom trying to make a living, it's this trash is people.
02:03:50
Or aren't they both black?
02:03:53
Weren't they both?
02:03:53
I think this is your story.
02:03:55
I think we missed these.
02:03:56
This is from your story three minutes ago.
02:03:59
I don't know their boat. Were they both?
02:04:00
Were they all black? Were they?
02:04:02
I don't know, Isaiah. I didn't even notice.
02:04:05
I don't see color.
02:04:05
But I guess if you pointed it out that they were both
02:04:07
black kids, there is some kind of cause and effect and cause.
02:04:11
My children know there was a white kid involved in that.
02:04:16
Shit.
02:04:17
I want to know what loafs of.
02:04:23
This fucking shit piece of fucking shit is that for officers?
02:04:27
I mean, when they want a gun after stream, ass liquor seven?
02:04:31
No, as far as I know, Gooding is masturbating.
02:04:34
I do that before stream so that I.
02:04:37
If I sit here and look at draw the whole time, I'll masturbate during stream.
02:04:42
But if y'all want to go
02:04:43
after my beer like a bong joint ass lick or two, is there anywhere
02:04:46
you want to shout out where people can come goon with you after stream?
02:04:51
Unless you said that to be offensive, you said it in the wrong place, my friend.
02:04:54
What's going on is good man, good to say to masturbating.
02:05:00
If you're goofing on somebody, you're masking to them.
02:05:03
We can do that. We can do it right now on stream.
02:05:05
Actually, we're on Rumble. We can go the fuck we want.
02:05:07
I just I always do it right before I don't.
02:05:09
We can play dick deal, though.
02:05:12
I don't come in. All loaded.
02:05:13
What are we watching?
02:05:14
Some weird devil thing walking by.
02:05:16
Yeah. And you're tickets.
02:05:17
You can see this is the can balls in the style.
02:05:20
This is real, right?
02:05:23
Like how you, like, creeps out of nowhere.
02:05:26
Like he doesn't know how to walk.
02:05:27
All of a sudden he's like, yeah.
02:05:30
He's like, wait a minute, what do I do?
02:05:31
What is this, a creeping.
02:05:34
Well, they're also says, I want to work in dealing with anyone.
02:05:37
I'm not making videos or consider anyone.
02:05:40
I'm doing my job and going home.
02:05:43
That sounds like a resume.
02:05:46
Resume
02:05:48
to a salad worker.
02:05:53
Solid worker.
02:05:55
Good for you.
02:05:58
So I think we've had enough murder and mayhem.
02:06:00
Let's get back to cleavage.
02:06:03
Simple things.
02:06:04
A nice cup of coffee, cup of.
02:06:06
Yeah.
02:06:07
So we've we've catered to men a lot in the show.
02:06:10
We've catered to Germans in this show.
02:06:11
I thought we'd have a segment that would cater to women
02:06:13
even though we don't listen to them.
02:06:15
By the way, they do have a lot to say, especially about boobies.
02:06:20
So this is a little sensitive.
02:06:22
So bear with us.
02:06:23
Go ahead. You enjoy the simple things.
02:06:25
And I listen to the words she saying
02:06:27
relaxed shower the way that little date night outfit makes you feel.
02:06:31
Sometimes it's easy to forget that you've got massive,
02:06:35
juicy honkers growing out of your chest.
02:06:39
Well, not anymore, thanks to my dear.
02:06:42
I like to stay active,
02:06:43
but towards
02:06:44
prostheses have so much compression I have to forget I've got giant knockers.
02:06:48
But thanks to my DMs, I don't forget you.
02:06:50
I used to forget about my giant mommy milkers all the time,
02:06:53
but thanks to my DM, I forget my DMs are free.
02:06:56
Why did you just get a breast reduction?
02:06:57
You've got to see them for that little boobies that still count.
02:07:00
We got a DM for that.
02:07:01
Did you just get implants? Why?
02:07:04
You're a floor dad for that.
02:07:06
I used to think that this is just the way my body was shaped.
02:07:08
But now I understand that my body shaped this way because I want attention.
02:07:11
And thanks to my DM, now I get a notification every single time
02:07:14
I wear something. Just a little. Look it up.
02:07:16
There it is. Now telling me
02:07:19
thanks my dam on behalf of people with boobs everywhere.
02:07:22
Thank you.
02:07:22
Bye to. Yeah, thanks my dear.
02:07:24
Thanks my dear.
02:07:25
Thanks to my. Yeah, thank you so much.
02:07:28
Now we don't have to forgot. We didn't forget.
02:07:31
God, we're not gonna forget.
02:07:32
Thank you so much for pointing it out.
02:07:34
Every time is great.
02:07:35
This is just what I wanna.
02:07:38
And I don't take no orders from the woman.
02:07:40
By the way.
02:07:41
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:07:44
She is very aggressive.
02:07:47
You may be muted.
02:07:56
We see this already.
02:08:01
Did. Oh, I.
02:08:08
Speaking of gunning, I got all excited.
02:08:10
The Reagan joke.
02:08:12
It was truncated on my tab and it said.
02:08:14
I thought I said Reagan Joy. I.
02:08:29
Yeah,
02:08:31
that is it. That's real. That's amazing.
02:08:36
Do it again.
02:08:36
Do it again. Yeah.
02:08:39
I've never been so satisfied.
02:08:42
I hope it's not.
02:08:42
I am ruining anything amazing that ever happens ever again.
02:08:49
Oh. Imagine playing disc golf,
02:08:54
talking about nature, seeing a majestic hawk.
02:08:59
Oh, look, there's a hawk.
02:09:00
And then somebody else says, oh, look, there's a bunny.
02:09:03
And then it all happens at the same time.
02:09:08
And then the bunny slung over a log, and it just gets disemboweled
02:09:11
in front of everyone who were there with kids, too.
02:09:14
And everyone was just like.
02:09:17
That was amazing.
02:09:18
And then it was suddenly gruesome and amazing in a different way.
02:09:25
Your sound back is your audio back.
02:09:29
No, no, no, it is.
02:09:31
There it is,
02:09:33
there she is.
02:09:40
I've wrapping.
02:09:43
I've go wrapping paper.
02:09:47
No, nothing. Oh,
02:09:50
they're. Is.
02:09:56
Good that much I
02:09:59
so I also.
02:10:03
Oh I how oh how do you work
02:10:09
when you do a drop.
02:10:12
No. You are I'm ready.
02:10:15
You want me to play with the please I what am I going to leave.
02:10:19
I am about it will do
02:10:22
you is a drop
02:10:25
on it like you are.
02:10:27
You want to
02:10:31
read it off?
02:10:32
You want me to play with a baby, I want him,
02:10:34
I want to leave it free about.
02:10:38
And I hold on, I bring it, but to do it,
02:10:41
you should never leave you on the go if you like.
02:10:43
Because you know I come out of a bank
02:10:48
only we have in 20s
02:10:51
who were together for the video.
02:10:54
Get a pack in the band
02:10:56
room.
02:10:57
I'm sure these fine young businessmen keep their money in a bank.
02:11:00
These.
02:11:04
Ain't no love in my life.
02:11:10
You know,
02:11:13
you see, if I like
02:11:15
waiting for you, bro.
02:11:18
Don't you do a.
02:11:19
Let me sign
02:11:21
this. You want to go in? Ready?
02:11:23
I don't believe you. Want me to play with you?
02:11:26
Hold them up in the room, guys in my mouth.
02:11:28
Shit free.
02:11:31
Get you a people.
02:11:33
Sign them up for the league.
02:11:34
Guys in my mouth.
02:11:35
Shit free one.
02:11:38
I don't get it. You
02:11:41
I try to.
02:11:41
I'm really trying to get it.
02:11:43
It all sounds the same, but don't you get.
02:11:45
Was there not to get I a part?
02:11:48
I heard that I understood it was me.
02:11:50
He said go get a job,
02:11:53
go get a job.
02:11:55
Yeah, go get a job, bitch.
02:11:58
That's what he said.
02:12:00
It's a good life lesson.
02:12:06
All right, all right, buckle up,
02:12:08
because this one's been grinding my gears like a rusty chainsaw.
02:12:13
Every darn day I hear someone say I literally died laughing.
02:12:17
No. You did not literally die.
02:12:21
If you literally died,
02:12:22
you wouldn't be telling me this story from your Starbucks line.
02:12:26
You're not dead.
02:12:28
You're alive.
02:12:30
Probably just embarrassed that you tripped on your own shoelaces.
02:12:35
This isn't just lazy language. It's verbal.
02:12:38
And it's like he's he's like, literally use, like, confetti on a tartlet
02:12:43
at a wedding, thrown around so much they've lost all meaning soon,
02:12:49
literally will mean the exact opposite of what it's supposed to mean.
02:12:54
Which means when someone does literally do something like fall off a cliff
02:12:58
or get struck by lightning, we're going to have to stop and ask,
02:13:06
are you literally
02:13:07
dead or just figuratively dead?
02:13:10
And don't get me started on people who say
02:13:14
I'm literally starving
02:13:16
because they skipped breakfast to know you're hungry.
02:13:19
You're not starving.
02:13:21
I'm not literally hungry.
02:13:23
That puts the rest of us to shame while you're waiting, Gary,
02:13:27
because your avocado toast hunger wasn't smashed enough.
02:13:31
Hunger to power.
02:13:33
If you use them enough, they become meaningless garbage.
02:13:38
It's literally getting mangled badly.
02:13:41
Soon the dictionary going to have that label on it.
02:13:44
Like caution may cause
02:13:47
severe confusion and eye rolling.
02:13:51
So nice cars
02:13:53
PSA stop using I want to see more black car.
02:13:56
The exact opposite of what it means, or else one day we're going to need
02:14:01
a literal dictionary just to understand what people are figuratively saying.
02:14:08
Then he dropped the whole stack of pictures.
02:14:10
As soon as he saw my penis.
02:14:13
And there he is staring at my penis.
02:14:18
And while I've got the mic warm,
02:14:22
can we talk about this esthetic culture rot that's
02:14:26
leaking out the sides of every app, like a rotting peach in a hot car?
02:14:31
Everything is beige now.
02:14:33
Beige people. Bass. Thoughts?
02:14:35
Bass?
02:14:35
Gosh, coffee foam with the same five quotes
02:14:39
stamped on top in cinnamon dots.
02:14:42
Live. Laugh.
02:14:43
Love. No.
02:14:44
Try again.
02:14:45
Leave. Lose. Log off, log off.
02:14:48
You are not an oracle because you posted a blurry photo
02:14:52
of your feet on a windowsill next to an open book.
02:14:56
You didn't read with a caption like healing isn't linear.
02:14:59
Oh shut up Shannon.
02:15:01
You cried one time in a co-working space
02:15:04
and now your Instagram thinks it's roomy.
02:15:07
You're not healing.
02:15:09
You're curating.
02:15:10
You're not meditating. You're posing.
02:15:13
That sage you're burning smells like a Yankee Candle store had a panic attack.
02:15:19
And all these people talking about
02:15:22
protecting their energy, protect it from what exactly?
02:15:26
Accountability. Basic reasoning.
02:15:29
Did a thought knock on the door too hard and you called it toxic?
02:15:34
It's not energy you're protecting.
02:15:35
It's ego.
02:15:36
You want silence, not peace.
02:15:38
You want applause without friction.
02:15:40
You want to be profound without the burden of being coherent.
02:15:46
These deep fake influencers out here are building
02:15:49
entire identities out of ambiguous trauma, vibes and subtle concepts.
02:15:54
But black, like you say, I'm in my soft era and I'm supposed to forget
02:15:59
you peed in your boss's car and faked a gluten allergy to get out of jury duty?
02:16:05
You ever notice?
02:16:06
It's always the most unhinged ones preaching about boundaries.
02:16:11
You are the boundary.
02:16:13
You are the caution tape wrapped around the dumpster fire.
02:16:17
Step away from the ring light and touch grass
02:16:20
before your brain turns into a Canva template.
02:16:24
But gay Gary, don't you think people are trying their best?
02:16:28
Oh, I do, and that's the terrifying part.
02:16:31
All right,
02:16:33
take a breath, take a lap, take some golly darts.
02:16:36
Responsibility.
02:16:48
Know I am starting a new job, and it's a teaching job.
02:16:52
So the kids are going to call me either Mr.
02:16:55
or Mrs. Jamie.
02:16:56
It depends on what I want, but I, as a non-binary being,
02:16:59
I don't know what to pick. I feel like Mrs.
02:17:00
would be easier for the kids, but Mr. makes me feel better.
02:17:03
But I also want to make sure I don't do that.
02:17:06
I don't.
02:17:07
And then what do they do when they ask me if I'm a boy or a girl?
02:17:10
I'm not.
02:17:12
I don't know them. Some kids do.
02:17:14
It's young kids. My class is going to be four year olds. Do you see that
02:17:18
four year olds
02:17:20
do not care about,
02:17:23
are they?
02:17:24
They just want to know if you're like,
02:17:27
anything I say is wrong in 2025 Video.
02:17:31
Oh it's bananas.
02:17:32
I am starting a new job and it's a teaching job.
02:17:35
So the kids are going to call me either Mr.
02:17:38
or Mrs. Jamie.
02:17:39
It depends on what I want, but I call her the color.
02:17:42
Jamie. Or just call your teacher.
02:17:44
But Mr. makes me feel better.
02:17:46
But I also makes feel the kids can do that I don't.
02:17:50
And then what do I do with my kids at a preschool teacher?
02:17:53
And they called her.
02:17:56
I can't remember the name now,
02:17:59
but I'm sure it was.
02:18:00
It was. It was Mrs.. And then her last name.
02:18:07
So. And
02:18:10
I mean what so if you're there's a mr.
02:18:14
or Mrs..
02:18:16
I'm sorry there's a miss or a mrs..
02:18:18
And then in the olden days,
02:18:20
if you didn't want to declare, if you were single or married,
02:18:22
you would say, miss, why can't miss just cover
02:18:26
if you don't want to be distinguished as a miss.
02:18:29
Mr., Mrs., miss,
02:18:32
any gender, or if you're offended by that,
02:18:35
you could say call me and then say your entire full name.
02:18:39
But that's awfully
02:18:41
superfluous and extensive
02:18:43
and unnecessary, especially for a four year old.
02:18:47
You could also just make up a name.
02:18:50
We could just call you Jean or Pat.
02:18:53
Yes, I stole that from a very old SNL skit.
02:18:57
I can't watch that again.
02:18:59
No, reporter beam, you haven't seen this.
02:19:01
That's helpful.
02:19:02
These pictures show the moment the Fresno County Sheriff's
02:19:05
Swat team closed in on 29 year old Ellen Lopez Sanchez.
02:19:09
A lot has Sanchez.
02:19:11
Why do people do that?
02:19:12
Every time we hear a Hispanic name on TV, we suddenly have to shapeshift
02:19:16
into a perfect Hispanic accent.
02:19:18
When I say Alejandro Mayorkas, I just say Alejandro Mayorkas.
02:19:21
But on CNN, it's Alejandro Mayorkas.
02:19:24
Yes, I'm Irish.
02:19:24
When police arrest someone with an Irish name,
02:19:26
I don't say police just arrested at 25 year old Charlie McLoughlin.
02:19:29
I just say police arrested Charlie McCarthy. You're mocking me.
02:19:32
And this has to be the most honest I've ever seen.
02:19:35
A brilliant.
02:19:36
You haven't seen this.
02:19:37
That's how these pictures show the moments.
02:19:39
The Fresno County sheriff's Swat team.
02:19:41
Yes. 2010.
02:19:43
Those Japanese people.
02:19:44
Sanchez with the word cleave.
02:19:48
How all those.
02:19:49
I forgot the Japanese gentleman's names, but they make fun
02:19:53
of all the Japanese words that are very similar to one another.
02:19:56
But they mean something completely different.
02:19:58
They sound the same, especially to an American.
02:20:00
Well, cleave is a perfect example.
02:20:04
How? How?
02:20:05
You say put together, cleave.
02:20:09
How you say take apart, cleave
02:20:14
kind of falls under the same
02:20:16
thing, doesn't it?
02:20:20
I'm just going to keep playing clips.
02:20:21
Chitchatting
02:20:24
I'll draw is probably having sex with this
02:20:27
bitch.
02:20:29
I say that wrong.
02:20:30
Famous works.
02:20:31
Wheatfield with crows.
02:20:34
At first glance, it's a simple rural state.
02:20:36
But look closer and you'll see it's actually very badly made.
02:20:41
Take these birds.
02:20:42
Apparently they're crows, but it's impossible to know
02:20:46
because there's no detail at all.
02:20:48
Some are big, some are small.
02:20:50
Some of more wings than others.
02:20:52
Looking at this, it's hard to believe.
02:20:54
Bank of I'd actually even seen a crow or a wheatfield, or even held a brush before.
02:21:01
Look at those strokes.
02:21:04
They're sloppy.
02:21:05
It's like you painted it wearing boxing gloves.
02:21:08
It's just not good enough dishwashing.
02:21:10
It's actively pat Van Goff's life, and by extension,
02:21:14
our world would have been improved if he'd never painted anything.
02:21:18
Not even a bog door in a home for the blind.
02:21:21
Anyway, that's my view.
02:21:23
What do you think? No.
02:21:29
I would say no.
02:21:33
No, I would say yes.
02:21:37
Why is this work?
02:21:43
Well, I'm nervous about the sandwich links.
02:21:46
Now I'm going to.
02:21:46
I'm going to actually watch it first
02:21:50
and hear me. No.
02:21:55
Is that a yes
02:21:57
for. Yeah.
02:21:59
I mean no
02:22:01
I'm not.
02:22:01
See my little green dots though when I thought fuck yes.
02:22:06
So you're always talking about meat.
02:22:09
Obviously.
02:22:10
How about a big elephant huff on your sandwich?
02:22:13
It's got one little tiny piece of white bread,
02:22:16
some pickles,
02:22:17
and then this hunk of meat.
02:22:23
You know,
02:22:24
we're going to we're going to watch this again.
02:22:27
It's a hell of a knife.
02:22:30
Quite a cleaver, but almost. For.
02:22:37
Oh, yeah.
02:22:46
It was, What kind of meat is.
02:22:48
I think it's like a brisket.
02:22:49
Guess. Yeah, that looks like a chicken.
02:22:52
Like a good one.
02:22:55
I can't stop.
02:22:55
Why should I versus
02:22:58
I just want to eat some brisket. No.
02:23:02
What does he put on it?
02:23:03
He put it like a hat a red hat. Saw a red hat.
02:23:05
Yeah, I don't know, I don't.
02:23:06
Yeah, I'll eat around all the bread and that's all.
02:23:09
Yeah.
02:23:09
The brisket from this side.
02:23:13
I want some brisket.
02:23:14
No. Fuck this. Oh I didn't even see the onions.
02:23:16
And more hot sauce under it.
02:23:20
It seems like a little too much bread.
02:23:27
One more time.
02:23:33
Yeah.
02:23:33
That's good.
02:23:34
That's good stuff.
02:23:38
We say, would you eat that?
02:23:39
Oh, no.
02:23:41
No, this this next segment is for Ryan.
02:23:45
It's called Wrestling's.
02:23:49
The. No, no, no, he's a symptom of the
02:23:54
salutatorian technique.
02:23:58
No, I created one of them without me to do so.
02:24:05
But we've had a segment for women, for Germans.
02:24:07
And now for some of you,
02:24:11
somebody's going to help me out,
02:24:12
which. Did.
02:24:21
Oh, wait.
02:24:22
No, he didn't see that.
02:24:25
Oh, he set him down so nice and gentle.
02:24:29
What a nice ninja turtle to set him down
02:24:31
so gently.
02:24:35
That plane that.
02:24:39
He doesn't think this is true for. But.
02:24:43
Since he's getting his braces.
02:24:44
Fucking ridiculous right now,
02:24:47
they want to continue to
02:24:47
rob us, steal from us.
02:24:51
I got one for you.
02:24:54
Go to your little stores, get a bunch of prepaid
02:24:56
little credit cards.
02:24:59
Turned up.
02:25:02
That's all you guys do for
02:25:04
activate that motherfucking card.
02:25:06
Just kidding.
02:25:07
That's all you got to do. Put on it.
02:25:10
Activate that motherfucking card.
02:25:12
Put in your zip code.
02:25:14
As simple as that.
02:25:16
Go to the fucking gas station.
02:25:18
Go to the gas pump, insert their card.
02:25:22
It's going to ask you two simple questions.
02:25:23
This show does not condone stealing gas from a gas.
02:25:27
They ask you to put in a Zippo, put in the Zippo just because it lets you
02:25:31
from gas tank up for $10 if that.
02:25:35
You can do it with cards. I got $4 on.
02:25:38
I enjoy free
02:25:39
gas people have been doing this year for years.
02:25:42
You did a I don't think so
02:25:45
I cry bullshit.
02:25:46
Is anybody or have ever had that to work?
02:25:48
Because I think it would not. I think it
02:25:51
I could be wrong,
02:25:53
but I think when you swipe your card because I've been pretty poor at times,
02:25:57
even if you're getting $4 worth of gas when you swipe that card, it's
02:26:00
going to do an authorization to make sure that you have a full tank of gas.
02:26:04
It's like 5000 bucks in your account before it's authorized to pump.
02:26:09
I could be wrong. Somebody poorer than me.
02:26:11
Let me know in the comments.
02:26:13
Can you put a $10
02:26:16
Mastercard gift card, credit card, whatever you call it,
02:26:20
it would have to be like a credit card style gift card.
02:26:23
You can't just use like a freakin Applebee's gift card.
02:26:28
There's no way that.
02:26:29
And if you do, and if it does, just because it allows you to do that,
02:26:32
you're circumventing it.
02:26:33
You're still giving a gas station $10
02:26:36
and then driving away with what's a full tank of gas nowadays?
02:26:40
60, 70 bucks around here,
02:26:43
you will get pulled over for stealing gas.
02:26:45
The remaining the.
02:26:47
The difference is how much gas you stole.
02:26:50
Obviously you can't, like, circumvent and trick.
02:26:54
Oh, well, the thing just spit out a bunch.
02:26:56
The vending machine just spit out a bunch of pop.
02:26:58
So I took it.
02:26:59
Even then, I think they would catch it for stealing, even if it's not fair.
02:27:03
The law doesn't have to be fair, and ignorance of it is no excuse
02:27:06
is what they will say.
02:27:09
Street McDonald's.
02:27:10
Oh, I think we looked at this.
02:27:13
This is worse, man.
02:27:16
You got to stop with these. Gary.
02:27:17
These are gross. I assume it's India.
02:27:20
Maybe China.
02:27:23
They're so cool and gone.
02:27:24
I got it on his foot I'm Gucci.
02:27:30
Oh look at his foot.
02:27:32
He three full and gone. Wait.
02:27:34
All right.
02:27:34
Oh God no.
02:27:36
On his foot I'm I'm Gucci.
02:27:41
He's rubbing his foot right there
02:27:45
like he does have a McDonald's shirt on too.
02:27:48
I just noticed that.
02:27:51
All right.
02:27:53
Let's see the other one I could have got by if I,
02:27:55
if I would have watched where his hands were.
02:27:57
I'm thinking I'm in a different country.
02:28:00
Whatever.
02:28:02
I'll try the customs
02:28:03
of eating rat in the snow.
02:28:06
I wouldn't have done that. But this guy is literally.
02:28:09
What is the purpose of this?
02:28:10
He's just digging in his foot and he sits in his foot.
02:28:15
And then he put it right back into the rice bowl.
02:28:18
Who ain't got?
02:28:19
Is he using it to mix rice?
02:28:22
Is that mud?
02:28:23
I yeah, that's on his foot.
02:28:27
I'm guilty.
02:28:29
I mean, as long as
02:28:30
Gucci means he's good, he's out.
02:28:33
Yeah. He's good.
02:28:33
No, he's good as Gucci is like
02:28:37
yeah like right Gucci it isn't.
02:28:39
He's not eating that shit.
02:28:42
I hope not.
02:28:44
So you'll you'll die if you eat that shit.
02:28:47
I mean, you could, you could die.
02:28:48
But whatever.
02:28:51
Anything connected to the foot, he was making shit on his foot.
02:28:55
Hahaha. Man.
02:29:05
So a lot of these men's perverts.
02:29:09
Ten proofs that the biblical God
02:29:11
is a figment of men's perverse imagination one.
02:29:16
This city God selected a good and kind man, Jobe, and
02:29:21
killed his
02:29:22
children, destroyed his wealth, and ruined his health
02:29:26
to this fetid cycle, God
02:29:28
not only ordered the killing of children,
02:29:31
he said for no reason.
02:29:34
That's not correct.
02:29:38
That's an absolute I mean, as far as the story goes, yeah,
02:29:42
every time I say something and quote something or even imply
02:29:45
or infer whatever the right text context of that is about the Bible,
02:29:48
I don't mean that I believe at all wholeheartedly, but I may I may not,
02:29:54
but clearly he had a reason.
02:29:57
Maybe we don't know what it is.
02:29:58
Maybe he didn't share it, but he's implying that it was just some whimsical
02:30:04
thing to do.
02:30:04
Like a little ball on a string in a paddle.
02:30:07
I don't fuck off.
02:30:08
That's not in the story.
02:30:10
That's not what that story mean.
02:30:11
Ripping open of pregnant women to kill their unborn children
02:30:17
free.
02:30:17
This genocidal God sent. Wait.
02:30:19
I think judges still not only ordered the killing of children in Jersey.
02:30:26
This is just abortion.
02:30:27
They still do it today.
02:30:28
Yeah, but also the ripping open of pregnant women
02:30:32
to kill their unborn children.
02:30:35
Oh my gosh, we've never heard of such as genocidal God
02:30:38
sent people in judges to attack and destroy a peaceful
02:30:41
and settled community to steal their land for themselves.
02:30:45
And my point to saying that was is obviously the culture
02:30:48
or the religion at the time was using that to get people to
02:30:51
take more care.
02:30:52
Basically, for this despicable God warned in Isaiah that God's punishment
02:30:58
would make parents watch their children
02:31:00
being dashed to pieces and their wives raped.
02:31:04
Five this racist God rewarded Phineas for driving his spear through
02:31:09
an Israelite man and his foreign wife in order
02:31:13
to keep their race pure sex.
02:31:16
This nefarious god on a jester for burning his daughter to death
02:31:22
as his part of a sick bargain he had made with God.
02:31:26
Seven this cannibalistic God in Leviticus states God's punishment
02:31:31
would make parents eat their sons and daughters.
02:31:36
Eight this sex abuse
02:31:38
their Jeremiah described God using rape and sexual assault
02:31:42
against women as a form of censure for forgetting God.
02:31:46
We've talked about this in my family since I'm older.
02:31:49
My kids get to eat me. Apparently,
02:31:53
so I would never say disgusting.
02:31:55
I would never have to eat my children.
02:31:56
It's pretty disgusting.
02:31:57
Yeah, but if that would mean that they would live in a and not die.
02:32:02
All right.
02:32:03
It's sexist, I was wrong.
02:32:05
I'm sorry.
02:32:05
That is probably my only guess.
02:32:07
That 40 old women.
02:32:09
That's a male.
02:32:10
God would shame them if I said that words.
02:32:13
Damn it.
02:32:13
My son gave oral sex to me.
02:32:15
Ten different.
02:32:16
This infanticide. All God,
02:32:19
talk to these.
02:32:20
The gay stuff totally dashed upon the rocks.
02:32:24
He's the gay one to have anything to do.
02:32:29
So hopefully this gentleman learned both Hebrew
02:32:31
and Greek before he saying all this nonsense about the translation
02:32:35
of English of a book that's not well translated.
02:32:39
And then after that, the translation certainly is not well interpreted.
02:32:43
And then after that it's certainly not well,
02:32:47
what's the next
02:32:47
word after you read and interpret something?
02:32:51
I don't know, read,
02:32:54
interpret.
02:32:57
So I have next week's,
02:32:59
monologue all ready to go.
02:33:03
It's an actual
02:33:05
ism with this maniac
02:33:07
called whose name in Exodus is known.
02:33:10
This perverse God devised, created and described by men
02:33:15
a projection of their own disturbed desires.
02:33:19
Wonderful.
02:33:21
Yep. God is not real, of course.
02:33:23
Obviously.
02:33:25
Anyways,
02:33:29
next week we have a 14 and some, 14 minutes
02:33:33
about second monologue about,
02:33:37
Pina project Blue Beam,
02:33:40
famous Blue Beam.
02:33:42
So we need, we need a topic name for it.
02:33:48
But I don't have one yet.
02:33:52
So we need a topic for next week.
02:33:54
Even though the monologues are already done.
02:33:56
It's not Gary, it's actual Gary.
02:33:59
We've had so much Gary already.
02:34:01
It's like almost too much Gary for one show.
02:34:03
So we'll save that Gary for next week.
02:34:06
Something to look forward to.
02:34:12
Definitely something to look forward to.
02:34:15
It's really no news.
02:34:16
The news is all the same.
02:34:17
Everybody's just freaking about freaking out about the Epstein files,
02:34:20
which my opinion is very clear.
02:34:24
Anybody who ever thought that anything was ever going to be released,
02:34:27
or any government, is going to be any different than the last,
02:34:30
is optimistic at best, naive at worst.
02:34:33
And I envy
02:34:36
your ability to do that, to be so optimistic
02:34:40
that an administration is going to do the right thing,
02:34:42
even in administrations that go in and honestly, wholeheartedly, with good
02:34:45
intentions, want to do the right thing, either get literally murdered
02:34:52
or figuratively
02:34:53
destroyed their character, or probably their first choice
02:34:57
as they get bought off, paid off through legal lobbying.
02:35:03
Kind of hard to stop that right now with, you know,
02:35:06
because you'd have to lobby against it with,
02:35:10
please stop giving us all this money.
02:35:12
Yeah, okay. We'll vote this out right now. Make it illegal.
02:35:14
It's never going to happen.
02:35:15
Now, what's the dog's name again?
02:35:18
The dog changed. That's a different dog.
02:35:21
How did it change?
02:35:23
How did it change? Species?
02:35:25
It's just a bigger dog.
02:35:27
It got longer.
02:35:32
It's a girl.
02:35:33
Is it?
02:35:33
It didn't like it longer with the girl.
02:35:37
Is. Is it?
02:35:38
Is she,
02:35:41
spayed or neutered?
02:35:43
Not yet, but we're approaching that moment.
02:35:49
Well, that's a that's a beautiful bitch, right?
02:35:52
She just wants to be with somebody.
02:35:56
Oh, wait.
02:35:57
You got your things out. Damn it.
02:35:58
I thought that I would hear me.
02:36:00
I'm a professional.
02:36:02
She heard it, you know.
02:36:03
She heard it,
02:36:06
right? Yeah. Probably. Actually.
02:36:07
Yeah, right.
02:36:09
Ass licker. Seven.
02:36:10
Just revisiting his comment.
02:36:11
Y'all want to go after the stream? Yeah.
02:36:14
We we said yeah.
02:36:16
Where you at?
02:36:19
Yeah,
02:36:21
it's definitely like comment and subscribe.
02:36:24
We almost hit our goal.
02:36:25
We almost have enough to join the Rumble creators on the program.
02:36:31
Then we literally just get paid per minute per every view.
02:36:35
You'll love it.
02:36:36
It's like what you were designed to do.
02:36:37
It's all based on the views.
02:36:39
Can't wait to deepen.
02:36:43
You? No.
02:36:46
Just like hit her eyes in the dark.
02:36:51
Oh you know you got to have some children man.
02:36:55
You know
02:36:56
what you think is cute is food right.
02:37:01
Oh, yeah, a little stupid, a doll
02:37:04
that talks back to your disc golfing and you have a bad shot like it's outside.
02:37:09
It's great shot fucking that's going to do it any time
02:37:13
that your first shot could have been much worse.
02:37:15
If you're disc golf, you have a bad shot.
02:37:17
Like I just can't see outside. Second shot.
02:37:20
What that's going to do is show you your first shot.
02:37:23
Could have been much worse. Oh, sorry.
02:37:25
If you're disc golfing
02:37:26
and you have a bad shot like I just did, always take a second shot.
02:37:29
What that's going to do
02:37:31
is show you that your first shot could have been much worse.
02:37:34
If you're disc golf, you can do a bad job.
02:37:36
Like I think it's better, but it's not getting any better.
02:37:38
Not what that's going to.
02:37:41
So I'm not a disc golfer.
02:37:45
I, now I'm busy, like having sex on the weekends and things like that.
02:37:50
Curiously, just golfing because golfers have sex on the weekends.
02:37:53
So is that.
02:37:55
I mean, do you get to shoot twice for the same tee pad and
02:37:59
are these, like, brick paved tee pads something new?
02:38:03
I've never seen that.
02:38:04
Usually it's just a,
02:38:06
some, like rare, rare courses
02:38:09
that have fancier tee pads and like some, you know, that some have shit.
02:38:13
Some of rubber, like rear, some have like rubber blocks, some.
02:38:17
You just close the door, you dumb ass.
02:38:19
You try to get it and she closed it.
02:38:21
No, no, no. You're stuck. Yeah.
02:38:23
You're fucked. And she knows she's fucked. I think so,
02:38:26
and do you get it?
02:38:28
So give you two tries and then she'll just piss on the floor
02:38:30
in front of the door and teach you a lesson.
02:38:32
I just was outside with her.
02:38:33
That's why I left earlier.
02:38:35
Oh, she had a shit. She was crying.
02:38:37
I thought maybe she'd piss or shit.
02:38:39
That she likes all the excitement.
02:38:40
I mean, she's like, I want to take a swing at this.
02:38:42
If I can go outside.
02:38:44
Does she ever go outside and not do her business?
02:38:47
Yeah.
02:38:48
And then you're just like, what the fuck you just playing?
02:38:51
You just playing me? What do you want?
02:38:53
Got some beer.
02:38:55
There's another Ragan joke.
02:38:57
I thought my dogs were spoiled.
02:38:59
I guess we're on dogs. Let's talk dogs
02:39:03
or dogs.
02:39:09
Those look like lobster tails.
02:39:16
When you got to the screen.
02:39:20
Not well enough.
02:39:29
You know.
02:39:36
What I mean.
02:39:42
Look at that.
02:39:46
I want to see this
02:39:48
big, fat fucking dog or the little fat nothing.
02:39:52
Dogs.
02:39:58
Okay.
02:40:04
So anybody that's, starving or what do we call it now?
02:40:07
Food challenged.
02:40:10
This lady's given these two dogs
02:40:14
what easily looks like a 50 to $75 meal.
02:40:19
And the time she took to prepare it from what looked like scratch,
02:40:24
except for the Velveeta cheese that she poured all over it.
02:40:28
That's insane to even spend.
02:40:32
I mean.
02:40:35
I thought
02:40:36
if dogs eat the same thing all the time, it makes them healthier.
02:40:39
Am I wrong
02:40:41
given that like when you give a variety like that,
02:40:43
you think that because
02:40:44
from your point of view, from a human, you think, oh, the variety, that's great,
02:40:47
but all you're doing is messing up the dog's gastrointestinal.
02:40:52
What what is
02:40:53
what is that fauna fermentation?
02:40:57
You know what I'm saying?
02:40:59
Best combination sports
02:41:02
since hockey and monster truck racing.
02:41:08
Oh, it looks like we have boxing and soccer.
02:41:12
Fun fact the reason why it's called soccer.
02:41:14
Because it used to be called associated boxing.
02:41:17
That's not true.
02:41:21
It was called association football, which was then
02:41:24
shortened to the soccer's for Association because those Brits are so clever.
02:41:30
By putting her on the end of everything.
02:41:36
Hey, they got helmets on.
02:41:45
But they're not really box.
02:41:48
Oh, there's the boxing.
02:41:57
I don't.
02:42:01
See, I do
02:42:03
I don't get it.
02:42:04
Really. I.
02:42:12
Like you didn't punch him right there.
02:42:13
Why don't you just punch in there?
02:42:16
Is there a whistle? They can.
02:42:18
Then everybody start singing.
02:42:25
Yeah, I don't I wouldn't want to watch that or play that
02:42:29
soccer.
02:42:30
Not even when I was younger.
02:42:32
A soccer baby fighting, sure, but not
02:42:36
fighting while playing soccer.
02:42:38
It defeats the whole soccer gentlemen.
02:42:40
Supposed to be a gentleman's game or that golf.
02:42:44
Let's call
02:42:46
or chess.
02:42:52
Oh, no.
02:43:00
As the god is a myth.
02:43:01
Oh, yes.
02:43:02
That that's your belief in videos from God is a myth.
02:43:07
Well, that's according to you.
02:43:08
No, no, he's.
02:43:10
What I'm saying is you're wrong.
02:43:12
We're trying to do the show as wholesome
02:43:14
and as not really theistic, but just not so anti theistic.
02:43:20
Atheistic, if you will.
02:43:23
But these videos just keep coming in.
02:43:24
It's literally from the bald agnostics, atheist
02:43:30
Facebook page that he or she is there.
02:43:33
What looks like from 1981.
02:43:36
Yes, but if you believe there's a tree outside
02:43:38
and there's no tree outside, you are the one who was fooled with your belief.
02:43:41
But just as I cannot, I believe you're a woman.
02:43:44
Prove to prove the existence of God for anything that is around me.
02:43:47
I can believe it.
02:43:47
And you are entitled to believe what you want to believe.
02:43:50
Well, we have got to believe.
02:43:51
Okay, maybe I'm playing these in the wrong order.
02:43:54
There you get there again.
02:43:55
How? We're entitled to believe whatever
02:43:58
we are to believe.
02:44:00
That seems to be the discrepancy today from Gary, the atheist.
02:44:05
We are not allowed to because that somehow is a scourge on society.
02:44:10
And I know you could give me easily many,
02:44:13
many practical examples of how this would affect me immediately.
02:44:16
If somebody decided to imagine something that wasn't real, and then
02:44:20
pushed it upon my reality, I get it.
02:44:23
I totally get it.
02:44:24
We all totally get it. Everyone gets it.
02:44:26
No, we have no belief systems because we don't believe in anything.
02:44:29
No, not a not a thing. Let me explain that.
02:44:32
There's no such a thing as belief in mathematics.
02:44:34
Mathematics is a discipline and it will exist independently
02:44:38
of anybody's belief or non-belief, just as will chemistry or geology.
02:44:42
You have to believe
02:44:43
in the constraints and definitions that are established within mathematics.
02:44:47
There's a nature, there's a natural thing around it
02:44:49
that's completely chaotic, that is then defined and tested by math and science.
02:44:56
But to say that you don't believe in anything to begin with, the,
02:45:03
you believe there's no zero, right?
02:45:05
But there could be.
02:45:06
You're just assuming there's nothing there.
02:45:09
And I believe I want to believe any comments on that.
02:45:14
Haha.
02:45:15
Oh gee. Or geography or anything else.
02:45:18
This isn't something that you can pick up and say, well, 32ft per second
02:45:21
per second. That's gravity.
02:45:22
I believe in.
02:45:23
That is whether you believe or whether you don't believe gravity.
02:45:26
Yeah, but take it a step farther, okay.
02:45:28
So that we know how fast it is, we can define it.
02:45:30
But what causes it?
02:45:33
It's it's an attraction you're going to you're going to give me another.
02:45:37
It's just the attraction to the to the globe.
02:45:40
Obviously.
02:45:41
I'm not saying there isn't a globe or there is a globe.
02:45:44
I know there's a globe.
02:45:45
I'm not saying either one of those,
02:45:48
but is it is 32ft per second per second and that's it.
02:45:52
So we accept objective reality.
02:45:55
How about faith?
02:45:56
Absolutely none at all.
02:45:58
No, I don't know what you mean by that.
02:46:00
What do you mean by I would say that is an astounding one.
02:46:02
11 city of believing in the experiences of other people.
02:46:05
And there's a whole lot of other people out there who think that here.
02:46:08
Here's a practical one.
02:46:10
Do you believe that you're going to continue your pattern of behavior
02:46:13
in your regular daily occurrence and routine,
02:46:16
and you're going to go home tonight and go to sleep in your bed?
02:46:19
Do you believe that's going to happen?
02:46:23
You're going to say, well, because it's established
02:46:25
and blah, blah, blah, we'll still. Right.
02:46:27
But there's no proof that you tonight, this night,
02:46:32
that fate is going to the same routine is going to happen.
02:46:35
But you believe it is.
02:46:36
You're going to go about your day believing that it is.
02:46:38
God is very much a part of their lives.
02:46:40
Well, they're all deluded. All. Oh, you.
02:46:43
Including you.
02:46:44
You're going to sit there and say I'm deluded. Yes.
02:46:46
You wouldn't say that to me. Yes I would.
02:46:49
I don't agree with her.
02:46:50
I mean, I don't disagree with her on that statement to if you do believe
02:46:54
in something that's magical, you have to be deluded
02:46:58
because you you don't have to suspend disbelief.
02:47:01
You have to just continue to disbelieve.
02:47:04
That's even different.
02:47:05
Suspend disbelief for a movie.
02:47:07
Continue to disbelieve for religion.
02:47:09
Look you straight in the eye and say, Dennis slowly.
02:47:11
If you believe or continue to believe, depending on which side of the even God
02:47:15
you have a problem for,
02:47:17
there are several reasons that you have a problem,
02:47:19
because then you're dependent on that thing outside, you know.
02:47:22
What have you got?
02:47:24
Beside that, do you feel that you have some sort of personal inadequacy
02:47:27
or dependent upon something at a time? Yeah. That's right. Yes.
02:47:30
And you have some sort of
02:47:32
can I say that I'm dependent on society, that I hope my society is
02:47:37
at a same moral and
02:47:39
idealistic level that I share so that we can be compatible,
02:47:44
not compatible ism, but so that I can be compatible with my environment.
02:47:48
Can I just believe that everyone around me is going to do this,
02:47:51
sort of this, at least the same golden rule that I follow?
02:47:55
I believe they do.
02:47:56
That's the higher power that I ascribe to.
02:47:58
Is this social consciousness?
02:48:02
Does it exist?
02:48:04
I hope so, but probably
02:48:06
not everybody has a different level to it, and it's not definable.
02:48:09
And I make it up in my head, but in my head it's
02:48:12
what I live by and I hope other people do too.
02:48:15
I don't want to start making everybody make a bunch of magical stories
02:48:18
to tie with it, that you have to believe this and that and all that.
02:48:22
But I don't like I don't like the ship.
02:48:25
So to the other side that that's not a good feeling
02:48:29
of personal inadequacy that you cannot handle your own life
02:48:32
without a reference to that outside entity.
02:48:35
Like society.
02:48:38
I mean, it doesn't have to be a magical
02:48:41
bearded being in the sky, which is the what?
02:48:44
This is what you're picturing and arguing against right now.
02:48:46
I can tell by the look in your eyes.
02:48:47
And this was filmed 50 years ago.
02:48:50
40 years ago.
02:48:51
I can still see the look in your eyes.
02:48:52
I see it in Gary's eyes, too.
02:48:54
Why do you believe in that magical bearded creature,
02:48:57
therefore.
02:48:58
And then say whatever she's about to say
02:49:00
that without that outside entity, you're not quite whole.
02:49:03
Remember, we're only here tonight because of the grace of God.
02:49:07
Wait a minute.
02:49:09
Without, without, without, yada yada yada.
02:49:12
You're not whole.
02:49:14
There's the projection.
02:49:16
There's what she's really looking for.
02:49:18
She had something.
02:49:19
She lost something.
02:49:21
Could it have been faith?
02:49:23
I'm not saying faith is real.
02:49:24
But when you lose something, it hurts.
02:49:26
And then you either process it and move on,
02:49:31
or you lash out like these people do.
02:49:35
And it's just so cumbersome.
02:49:37
Lee Tiresomely overplayed,
02:49:40
overplayed on this show.
02:49:41
It's just every video is the same.
02:49:44
If it's not the thing that I'm going to establish in my own argument.
02:49:49
Therefore, then nothing can exist. Ha!
02:49:52
And then there that I let her do it.
02:49:54
It's absolutely true, you say, and it's 12:00 at 1:00.
02:49:56
I'm not going to have it at 12:00.
02:49:58
We may get hit by a bus.
02:49:59
No, I'm going to turn into a pumpkin.
02:50:05
So that's another good example.
02:50:07
He says
02:50:09
a very, very plausible
02:50:10
but unlikely thing that you can get hit by a bus.
02:50:14
And she uses the argument that she could turn into a pumpkin.
02:50:18
Which one of those is more likely
02:50:21
exactly.
02:50:24
Do we lose draw.
02:50:26
He's playing with his dog.
02:50:27
He forgot there was a show even going on.
02:50:31
Now I hear a bunch of static.
02:50:35
But probably not on the show.
02:50:36
It's just static on my video because the video keeps playing
02:50:39
and doing odd things when it's over.
02:50:44
I can shut this tab off.
02:50:46
Nope, that one doesn't stop it.
02:50:47
That one stopped it.
02:50:51
Those Facebook videos that Gary keeps sending in,
02:50:54
oh, this is a mash up, but it's not a mash up.
02:50:57
I couldn't mash it up, but I think it's AC, DC.
02:51:04
What AC, DC
02:51:05
sounds like to people who don't like AC, DC
02:51:09
work any work.
02:51:10
I hit my nutsack at me.
02:51:12
The dog gave a quack quack quack dog knows where's the moose?
02:51:17
Well, he shook me.
02:51:18
I learned him
02:51:20
with the manager down.
02:51:22
I got to curse fucking cookie crumb.
02:51:24
I don't know why it's.
02:51:26
He says, jumping on a trampoline until the lines fly back
02:51:31
like a yak.
02:51:34
Jesus,
02:51:37
check your kids,
02:51:39
William saying yeah,
02:51:43
he he ain't got any plans.
02:51:47
He is back in
02:51:50
school that you was going to chop for you.
02:51:53
That's a devil with a mullet.
02:51:54
Like I'm talking to you with.
02:51:56
God dang the jump boomerang.
02:51:59
He's coming at me like a teaching teen cause I'm like, I'm a rag,
02:52:02
but I don't want a friend.
02:52:04
I think a lot of talking makes me want to get to remind him.
02:52:07
The day you got a little street friendship that no one's ever seen.
02:52:11
You, Simon.
02:52:14
Yeah.
02:52:14
You like tender.
02:52:17
I can go to the shack.
02:52:21
Well, I.
02:52:23
Hey, hey hey hey.
02:52:25
It's me.
02:52:28
Raggedy
02:52:30
looks at me.
02:52:31
The dog.
02:52:36
Let me.
02:52:36
Oh, boy. I.
02:52:47
Got some.
02:52:50
But I got
02:52:53
this the way Asians discipline their children.
02:52:57
I look like
02:53:00
there's a new rule in China.
02:53:01
We can only have one, but we accidentally had two.
02:53:05
Or we had to. They said we can have two now.
02:53:07
They said we can only have one again.
02:53:08
So only one of you must live and one of you must die.
02:53:14
To live the Lord
02:53:17
China, the Chinese chicken.
02:53:20
Oh, this is technically a chicken attack.
02:53:28
The time.
02:53:34
I gotta
02:53:36
finish him.
02:53:39
I think she won.
02:53:43
That's a lesson that all the men out there.
02:53:46
I guess women can
02:53:48
kick a man's ass if everything being equal.
02:53:54
And everything is not equal.
02:54:00
I'm just going to play this video without even knowing what it is.
02:54:03
But I bet you it has to do with religion.
02:54:05
Thanks, Gary. Morality comes from religion.
02:54:08
Religion teaches that morality comes from religion.
02:54:11
And therefore, if you don't have religion, you don't have morality.
02:54:14
Oh, so I think so.
02:54:15
No hideousness, no atheism.
02:54:17
No, that we're not nice and or immoral.
02:54:21
Who?
02:54:22
Nobody uses that argument.
02:54:24
And in fact,
02:54:26
I think that people with their own moral code, regardless of
02:54:29
if it's atheism or just some kind of weird Batman thing,
02:54:32
they seem to as long as they adhere to their own moral code,
02:54:35
which that has a lot to do with our behaviors.
02:54:39
Do we actually do what we say and say what we do,
02:54:41
or do we just say a bunch of shit and then do other things
02:54:45
with some one of our shows, we said that your character's
02:54:49
what it when people aren't watching is not when people are watching.
02:54:54
So I, I mean his every every
02:54:56
atheist argument seems to start out with the same repeated bullshit.
02:54:59
Nobody said that you guys weren't moral.
02:55:02
You're saying that right now
02:55:03
so that you can argue that we can be moral without religion.
02:55:07
Okay, nobody's arguing that you can be moral with or without religion.
02:55:13
But as a whole, during the enlightenment,
02:55:15
I think between alcohol and religion.
02:55:19
Society became better, which of course cannot be the case.
02:55:23
It cannot be the case because all the data combats that, all the data.
02:55:30
If somebody ever, ever says all the data
02:55:33
in an argument, chances are they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
02:55:36
Population of people who are non-religious in this country,
02:55:39
depending on your polls, go somewhere between 15 and 30%
02:55:43
the population of atheists.
02:55:45
I marry not just people in federal prisons is 0.07%.
02:55:51
And we learned on this show
02:55:54
what is the
02:55:55
population of atheists of the population overall?
02:56:00
Isn't it about 1%?
02:56:04
Am I wrong or 10.?
02:56:06
Let's just look at yes,
02:56:08
it's really, really low is my point.
02:56:11
What population?
02:56:14
Atheists?
02:56:20
Oh, 4% of adults
02:56:24
three slightly increase.
02:56:25
So 4%.
02:56:29
So if 4% of the entire population,
02:56:32
then it leads to believe that there's a very low
02:56:36
population.
02:56:37
So I mean, and it just says atheist or non-religious people.
02:56:42
Hold on a second.
02:56:45
There's people like me that just don't give a fuck.
02:56:47
And I don't mean that to be egotistical, but that's what normally an atheist is.
02:56:52
But atheist has become this or this separate.
02:56:55
It's kind of branched, separate from that, even though it's the same word.
02:56:59
But to indicate anti-religion, it's
02:57:03
more of like an anti god versus just, non-belief.
02:57:08
Yeah.
02:57:11
Yeah. I just don't like it.
02:57:12
You need to come up with you need to come up with a new phrasing.
02:57:17
I don't
02:57:18
they do.
02:57:20
Yeah.
02:57:20
You anti theist there. It's already done.
02:57:24
Done.
02:57:27
Did you see any where.
02:57:28
As above. So up. Did you see this?
02:57:30
Just in case.
02:57:31
That doesn't make sense because you don't watch the show back.
02:57:34
Now you got to watch this fight man.
02:57:38
I guess not.
02:57:39
Let me.
02:57:40
Oh, boy. I'm.
02:57:47
These two boys no going to become so.
02:57:51
Yeah. Back when you know the same.
02:57:52
So yeah. You're right.
02:57:53
1000 of the same size.
02:57:57
The Chinese government told them they can only keep one.
02:58:00
Was a fight to the death.
02:58:04
Is down one
02:58:06
comes down again.
02:58:09
And what?
02:58:12
They're
02:58:14
eggroll.
02:58:15
This is terrible for children.
02:58:20
They're gonna act like a motherfucker
02:58:23
for took.
02:58:30
Do they do body shots?
02:58:32
They're just all, like, swinging.
02:58:33
Swinging for the heads. Right?
02:58:36
They were definitely just swinging wildly.
02:58:38
Egg roll.
02:58:40
But she landed a few.
02:58:44
There's another Reagan joke.
02:58:46
I don't need to play that.
02:58:49
Don't use that clip.
02:58:52
And there's just so many of these to just these over and over again.
02:58:56
He fucking did.
02:58:56
A lot of people.
02:59:09
Man. Speaking of time.
02:59:10
Stick.
02:59:10
We got a gift certificate to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.
02:59:14
You ever been there? Ever heard of it?
02:59:16
I never been there, but I definitely have heard of it.
02:59:19
It's it's confusing that it's so expensive.
02:59:23
It's above my.
02:59:25
That's a waste.
02:59:25
I'm not going to feel good eating there.
02:59:27
But now we got this gift certificate which is going to be like barely half off
02:59:31
right?
02:59:34
And I mean, I mean, I think it's great.
02:59:36
I mean it's half off island, but it's it could be for free.
02:59:40
And just seeing the, the menu at my age is it's not it's going to be hard to enjoy.
02:59:45
Let's go by it's like it's just like you just go buy it.
02:59:48
Go to the store. Buy.
02:59:49
This is myself. This is probably what I'm going to get.
02:59:52
It's a $140 tomahawk.
02:59:54
Tomahawk steak, $140.
02:59:59
One for 50.
03:00:01
I could get list.
03:00:02
No, but why is the markup so much?
03:00:05
Listen, they don't take my Ruth.
03:00:07
Costco won't take my Ruth's Chris fucking gift certificate.
03:00:11
But so, I mean, I could I could get it so I could get it this week.
03:00:16
All right. Good. All right. Perfect conversation.
03:00:18
I could get a $55 chicken breast.
03:00:21
All right. Yeah. See?
03:00:24
Fuck off.
03:00:26
I love those, like, options of, like, chicken.
03:00:29
Anyone can cook chicken like it's you can cook chicken bad and it's still good.
03:00:32
I don't want to go to a restaurant and get chicken.
03:00:34
Like I know, unless it's mixed with something.
03:00:36
I was like a possum or some shit. Then maybe what?
03:00:39
And not to state the obvious, it's not called Ruth's Chris Chicken House, right?
03:00:44
I want a steak.
03:00:45
I'm fine paying 50, 60, even $80 for a steak once every 5 or 6 years.
03:00:51
Especially if I have a half off.
03:00:53
Fuck yeah, but dude, I narrowed it down to this
03:00:57
tomahawk. $140. Fuck.
03:01:00
There's a there's one for, like, 110. That's a little.
03:01:02
You can't just get like, a six ounce sirloin for 40, $48 a
03:01:07
no, you
03:01:08
I'll bring up the, the, the six ounce sirloin is
03:01:12
actually. Yeah.
03:01:12
Right now you can get a six ounce, six ounce sirloin and some shrimp
03:01:16
with a fifth with the $55 special.
03:01:19
Guess I guess I could get that, but I hate I don't like shrimp.
03:01:21
That's a waste.
03:01:22
And due to a six ounce filet, that's like, also, can I have six more of those?
03:01:27
Sirloin or fillet? What did I say.
03:01:30
It's a filet.
03:01:31
They don't have sirloin.
03:01:31
It is
03:01:33
all their top.
03:01:34
They they don't even have a stripper.
03:01:36
Yeah, but it's not that bad. You can get. Yeah.
03:01:38
If you're like you should get
03:01:40
or they should get a fancier cut because they're going to know how to
03:01:44
do that.
03:01:45
I've been duped.
03:01:46
I'm like I can either get a filet, ribeye.
03:01:50
Which to me, I don't I'm not a big I'm gonna be like $500.
03:01:52
I get at a minimum.
03:01:56
Yeah, but I gotta drink.
03:01:58
You have drinks there.
03:01:59
Those are probably like 15, 20 bucks apiece.
03:02:01
I don't drink it.
03:02:03
If I don't want to fill up my tummy with a beer,
03:02:05
I want I'm going to have water in this fucking steak.
03:02:08
They don't even sell you 100.
03:02:10
Wait, $140 doesn't even come with a baked potato.
03:02:13
That's another $19.
03:02:15
It's all a car. Yeah,
03:02:17
everything is all a car.
03:02:20
So I'm going to go there and I'm going to buy a steak.
03:02:22
And if it's it's huge.
03:02:23
I mean, I think it's like it's got to be be like
03:02:26
three, 350.
03:02:30
Yeah.
03:02:31
No shit. Thanks.
03:02:33
The last one we did like that because we do it every once in a while.
03:02:36
I don't we're not extravagant.
03:02:37
If I'm like you said, if I'm, if I'm if I want something like that,
03:02:42
I'll get it cheap and I'll cook it myself and it'll be awesome.
03:02:46
It'll be really, really good.
03:02:48
But we went to this Brazilian steakhouse because we were downtown at a game.
03:02:52
We needed a place to eat.
03:02:54
I was like, shit, dude, if it's my birthday,
03:02:56
I'm going to pick this Brazilian steakhouse.
03:02:57
They literally come with these swords of meat.
03:03:00
And they were like, dude, I came.
03:03:03
We, I had the meat sweats.
03:03:06
They're like, it's. They had flaming young.
03:03:08
That was one of them.
03:03:09
They literally chose.
03:03:12
No, that wasn't the name of it.
03:03:14
Okay, baby, I've heard complaints about places like that
03:03:17
that they don't come around with the good meats as often and when they do it.
03:03:21
But you learn the way really?
03:03:23
That's how the world works.
03:03:25
You come around, you grease the wheels.
03:03:27
You say, you know what, sir, I appreciate your what was that?
03:03:31
Teriyaki kielbasa.
03:03:33
Fucking moose.
03:03:35
You can take that and shove it up with the skewer.
03:03:38
That's great. We all tried it.
03:03:39
Your chicken was okay.
03:03:41
Just keep bringing the filet.
03:03:42
You just keep bringing.
03:03:43
And they say that's what's horseshit. So, you know,
03:03:46
I believe in equity when it comes to, like, a restaurant like that.
03:03:49
I want like, I want equity when I go there.
03:03:52
I want to be fed first because I'm, I'm like,
03:03:56
my BMI is like a great, you know, fed first.
03:03:59
Wait a minute.
03:04:00
I want first.
03:04:01
First choice at all of the food.
03:04:04
If it's
03:04:05
a like a buffet or whatever, I should feel like I get equity.
03:04:08
So if there's like, you know, fat person, you know, over there.
03:04:11
Well that's what I thought. Yeah. I thought you meant right.
03:04:14
Because they've got they've got more than enough.
03:04:17
They got an equity to go to the back of the line.
03:04:19
No, sorry.
03:04:21
Equity like you can you can measure it.
03:04:22
It's literally measurable.
03:04:24
We live in America dinner.
03:04:26
It has nothing to do with, triage.
03:04:29
You don't get to be.
03:04:30
It's that like, whoever sometimes it does when you get that big.
03:04:34
All right, we have 40 people waiting.
03:04:36
First thing I want to ask is, when is the last time you ate?
03:04:38
You go first.
03:04:40
It's been two hours. Six hours?
03:04:41
I haven't eaten since yesterday.
03:04:43
You come on in. No. Right. Yeah.
03:04:45
It should work that way, but it doesn't work for me.
03:04:48
I'm. I'm extra hungry.
03:04:51
Yeah, but then it just goes
03:04:52
Seinfeld for word of mouth.
03:04:57
How long would you wait?
03:05:00
For? What?
03:05:01
For a good restaurant.
03:05:03
I have my girlfriend, and I waited, three hours, one time for black Rock
03:05:07
when we used to go there all the time, we would go there all the time.
03:05:11
And then they got popular, and then it became a hassle.
03:05:15
But we knew the waitstaff the way.
03:05:17
Yeah, the waitstaff knew us extremely well.
03:05:21
And so we got kind of slighted because it was bullshit.
03:05:24
What they would do is we would be there and be there in person.
03:05:27
But you could call ahead, get on.
03:05:29
Even though they don't have reservations, you could get on a waitlist.
03:05:33
So if you called ahead, we figured this out.
03:05:35
If you called ahead, got on the waitlist, then showed up, you would see
03:05:39
before people that had been already waiting there that had already checked in.
03:05:44
That's me.
03:05:46
No, I'm just saying that's me, dude.
03:05:47
I'm the app. I'm like, excuse me, pardon me.
03:05:49
Yeah, my time is 1002.
03:05:51
Pardon me. Here we are. I'm already here though.
03:05:53
But they just say you put your name down and then when you get there, it's a.
03:05:56
But it's like I've been here, I've already here.
03:05:58
And so we said, we stood there and we just kind of hung out
03:06:01
and we liked the place enough.
03:06:02
But that was
03:06:04
we got some free shit out of that because once we got seated,
03:06:07
they, like, they knew they fucked up and they were just like, oh, we're so sorry.
03:06:10
You know, it's weird that that happened
03:06:14
a couple times and it just got too busy and we stopped going there.
03:06:17
We got tired of it.
03:06:18
No. No double date or other party.
03:06:20
Just you two, because two usually gets seated pretty quick. We.
03:06:23
Yeah. We were. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. That's. Yeah.
03:06:25
Yeah.
03:06:25
The last times I go, we go with in that place.
03:06:29
It was ridiculous. I want to Nova.
03:06:33
I go to the one on all road in Macomb.
03:06:37
Yeah. It's weird how the floor is in there.
03:06:38
They're always like, little like like slick, greasy.
03:06:42
But again, you get that's the if you ever go there,
03:06:43
you get the steaks on the side, do not have them
03:06:46
bring them out on the rocks because they fucking sometimes
03:06:49
delay bringing them out and they get two cooked on one side.
03:06:52
You want to taste like they've never brought it on the rock for us.
03:06:56
And I've never asked. Interesting.
03:06:58
Maybe they have a new policy.
03:06:59
I don't know.
03:07:03
Yeah, I don't fuck that place.
03:07:06
I want to buy my own lava rock fucking situation.
03:07:08
How do you even do that?
03:07:10
I would recommend the Brazilian place over black Rock any day for two reasons.
03:07:15
One, the one was all you could eat,
03:07:19
you know?
03:07:19
Fuck this shit.
03:07:20
I'm fucking looking up right now.
03:07:21
What I what do I, what I need to fucking.
03:07:24
There is no number. There is no number two.
03:07:26
If, if, if you can go to a steak place, it's all you can eat.
03:07:29
And they had a nice little buffet of sides, two salads
03:07:32
and potatoes and shit.
03:07:38
What are you looking up?
03:07:39
Because you know,
03:07:41
we should end the show and go over to the Brady and Draw show.
03:07:44
I didn't do that. Yeah, I mean, sure,
03:07:47
steak cook stone, this is food talk.
03:07:51
Yeah, but see, the steaks gotta get a certain thickness and a couple times.
03:07:56
Plenty of times. Plenty of times.
03:07:58
We kind of chilled for a bit and we had to go.
03:08:00
We had to like, re-up our stone, like, because there wasn't anymore.
03:08:05
Texas de
03:08:06
Brazil is where we where we went in Detroit
03:08:10
but not.
03:08:10
Yeah. So it's not I'm not recommending it.
03:08:12
I just actually I'm recommending
03:08:14
the only one that I've heard of that that does that is gauchos.
03:08:17
And I've heard, mixed reviews about it again, because,
03:08:21
you know, humans are humans are like me first mentality.
03:08:24
And if they bring out the good me,
03:08:25
give me all the good meat, and by the time I get to your table,
03:08:27
all that's left is like the regular bullshit.
03:08:29
And so you're paying the same price, you know, everybody else.
03:08:32
So when you get to be over there,
03:08:34
you realize that if once the way the world works and it's harder nowadays
03:08:37
because you tip on a fucking little tablet at the fucking table,
03:08:40
so you can't, like, walk in,
03:08:42
but you can still shake hands with money in your hand and say, hey,
03:08:46
there's a table in this restaurant where you all the meat passes by
03:08:50
as long as you don't mind being bothered, and by the kitchen
03:08:53
you can see where they're coming out and say, sit me right there
03:08:57
so you can get first dibs on all the meat.
03:08:58
But we didn't have to do that.
03:08:59
And the place wasn't busy, but it and it wasn't packed.
03:09:01
I mean, it wasn't packed, but it wasn't empty.
03:09:04
It was relatively busy and there was plenty of meat.
03:09:07
I mean, it was nothing that any one of us at the table didn't ever want for that.
03:09:11
What didn't take five minutes.
03:09:14
There was a lot of the other meats, and you'd have to say, no, thank you,
03:09:17
no thank you. But after we did that,
03:09:19
I mean, do we sat there because we went there before a game?
03:09:23
We must have sat there for like three hours
03:09:26
just eating slowly because we didn't have like my son starts just picking out.
03:09:30
I'm like, dude,
03:09:32
it's not a sprint.
03:09:33
This is a marathon here. We want to eat.
03:09:36
I want to get your money's worth.
03:09:37
Do it the right way.
03:09:39
Smack a potato out of his hand.
03:09:40
No carbs, no starches, no noodles.
03:09:43
Just meat it
03:09:44
a layer of meat, then a layer of salad to help digest that meat and more meat.
03:09:48
And you're good for a day or two if you have to.
03:09:52
Yeah.
03:09:52
Texas de Brazil got rated a 3.6 year.
03:09:58
I think because it's a chain people don't like the chain idea.
03:10:01
The meat I mean the meat wasn't always the greatest. But
03:10:07
to me it's like, I hate
03:10:09
to say this, but I'll eat steak at Golden Corral even, which is nasty.
03:10:13
I mean, it's sometimes you go to Golden Corral,
03:10:16
I go to go a gun, so you just never go there.
03:10:19
And if I ended up there, I would definitely eat,
03:10:21
but I just wouldn't go out of my way.
03:10:23
Like, I have to.
03:10:24
If we're ever in a room and there's no Cracker Barrel and we're in an area
03:10:28
where I don't know what the fuck's going on, and I don't want fast food,
03:10:32
Golden corral is a perfect place where we can all be happy.
03:10:35
All get. We get what we want.
03:10:37
The food is never good, but it's never bad.
03:10:40
As long as you watch what you're eating and make sure you.
03:10:42
I mean,
03:10:42
and you're
03:10:42
also aware that kids are probably putting their fingers in everything, but dude,
03:10:45
I raised kids.
03:10:47
It's not going to hurt you.
03:10:48
I mean, it could, but the chances are slim.
03:10:51
Your body has stuff designed to kill that shit, so you'll be fine.
03:10:55
It's just gross to think about.
03:10:57
Don't think about it.
03:10:59
But if I if you get a bad steak, a Golden Corral, what I was going to say
03:11:02
is you just go oh.
03:11:03
And you push it off to the side
03:11:05
and you go try another one till you get a good one.
03:11:08
You spent 17, 18 bucks nowadays
03:11:11
27 bucks at a Lone Star or one of those places.
03:11:14
And you get a shitty steak, you got to make a big stink
03:11:17
and be like, dude, otherwise you just deal with it and eat it.
03:11:20
Which is what I usually nowadays.
03:11:23
Yeah, but of course, I go back to what you said.
03:11:25
The best way to get a steak is to just make it yourself,
03:11:28
which is what this dude is doing.
03:11:30
So there's nothing.
03:11:33
Hold on a second.
03:11:34
Fuck off.
03:11:35
This guy's making it on like a this is not a grill.
03:11:38
He's not grilling. He is toasting.
03:11:40
This is a fucking hot plate with ridges on it.
03:11:44
I don't I don't grill on a hot plate
03:11:46
with the
03:11:50
from a four inch fucking steak.
03:11:53
So follow.
03:11:56
Keep in mind I forgot we lost track.
03:11:58
This is not for human consumption.
03:12:00
This is for the dogs to eat.
03:12:05
George playing in his next barbecue.
03:12:06
I can see it. And as I am, I'm trying to find some stuff.
03:12:09
I just don't know how you're going to keep it up.
03:12:13
Get a pizza oven that goes up to 700 degrees.
03:12:15
The motherfucker saying like, oh, you can like go, here's the stone.
03:12:18
But they don't tell you how.
03:12:19
How like you're supposed to bring it to town.
03:12:20
They just sell you the stone.
03:12:21
So you need of, How hot?
03:12:23
Gary, are you still here?
03:12:25
How hot is your,
03:12:28
How hot does your forging?
03:12:30
What is it called?
03:12:31
Kiln on the hobs, under the grill, in the oven,
03:12:33
or even on the barbecue 550 to 600 degrees.
03:12:37
You need to bring it. You can't get them on the fucking barbecue.
03:12:40
The hot dude.
03:12:41
The BlackRock's whole spiel is there's 747 to 760 degrees.
03:12:47
You've got to get some. That's going to do that.
03:12:49
You need 550 to 660.
03:12:51
It says these, sizzling every 20 or 30 minutes.
03:12:53
This particular stone, I don't know, just get like a device
03:12:56
that is like a stone with a plug in and it just heats it up.
03:13:01
I understand that this is a good, clean,
03:13:02
nice cut of meat from a good quality place.
03:13:04
You can eat it raw, but this meat is not done even.
03:13:09
Well, I guess it's hot enough for the dogs
03:13:13
because if you do this to the dogs.
03:13:15
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
03:13:16
This is what this is. All dogs do.
03:13:18
Did you see the last one?
03:13:19
They're all doing this.
03:13:21
It's way too much of a fucking game elapsed.
03:13:23
I know, dude, it's the Astros.
03:13:26
There's nothing wrong with the with the with the food items.
03:13:29
I'm just saying the amount of food for those size of dogs.
03:13:33
Are you sure there's nothing wrong with the items?
03:13:35
Sweet potatoes. Yeah.
03:13:37
It's dogs going to eat sweet potatoes.
03:13:38
This is wrong. Me? It's just me.
03:13:40
Look at the cilantro grass next to it.
03:13:42
Yeah, it was bad for them.
03:13:44
Have you ever seen what happens with dog eat grass?
03:13:46
Yeah,
03:13:48
yeah, they do all the time.
03:13:49
They.
03:13:50
They puke it up.
03:13:51
Don't use it to like, offset their digestive system.
03:13:54
Sometimes when they
03:13:56
eat grass or different weeds it's like, is they're deficient in some kind of weird.
03:14:00
Some you will.
03:14:04
Oh this this one has a with a stove.
03:14:07
Oh, this is $32, my ass.
03:14:09
Go fuck yourself because.
03:14:10
No, it was just.
03:14:13
A that was worse.
03:14:15
But it's fucking.
03:14:18
Oh yeah. We're on Rumble now.
03:14:19
I can play the last mash up.
03:14:24
This next video is for 18 and older.
03:14:26
If you're, if this obviously this show is a late show 18.
03:14:30
It's not for kids. H.R.
03:14:31
Or your boss. It's for nobody. That's what we say it's for. No.
03:14:34
And no one should ever partake.
03:14:36
No one should intake this show.
03:14:39
This is a rapper.
03:14:41
They, Hey, I'll just stop
03:14:43
it so you can read a Reaper.
03:14:48
We. It's strange music.
03:14:49
In an effort to provide the highest quality possible,
03:14:51
try to provide all of our artists with complete creative freedom and autonomy.
03:14:56
We try not to edit or change the final product
03:14:58
provided by an individual artist out of respect for the art.
03:15:01
However, we do recognize that Brother Lynch hung's
03:15:05
latest meat cleaver and the accompanying music video
03:15:08
challenges acceptable standards with violent and grotesque imagery.
03:15:11
Out of respect for Brother Lynch hyung and his creative freedom,
03:15:15
we have decided to release the music video as it was meant to be seen.
03:15:22
And then I mashed it up with the theme just so
03:15:24
we can get that pounded into your head, which you know it to.
03:15:27
As soon as you're done, you're like, oh, where's that bulb?
03:15:37
Coming with me.
03:15:38
I didn't think I could run around like even see you.
03:15:41
I'm coming to get a run to get over the machete.
03:15:43
I'm ready.
03:15:45
But this is delivering the verse.
03:15:46
I can see right?
03:15:50
Yeah.
03:15:51
Reminiscent of Waco Tacos.
03:15:52
You put them in the box to make a line because we first one, I played them
03:15:55
and they just played a minute to make the tape.
03:15:57
I started seeing the fourth in the traffic.
03:16:00
That's my coffee.
03:16:03
What do you see?
03:16:04
Like these at the end of the night?
03:16:07
No need to make it happen.
03:16:10
I have the.
03:16:16
Video
03:16:17
to get them ready for the grand
03:16:21
in the media.
03:16:21
You put her in the pot? Me?
03:16:22
They had to.
03:16:23
Did you call the child the nigger work?
03:16:25
He's a meat in the
03:16:29
sauce and he lays in the back.
03:16:31
So that gives you the right to call the child
03:16:33
five year old and will pick it up in your backyard.
03:16:36
No, sir. It would, you might.
03:16:38
You know, that's the historical context.
03:16:40
It's like, oh, there's no such thing in the back of the legs.
03:16:43
I got the bad, which is a work people put on, work
03:16:46
that makes them feel comfortable and they disagree with
03:16:49
no such thing as hate speech.
03:16:51
I don't, and there's such thing as speak.
03:16:57
That's hate speech
03:16:59
to up, up
03:17:02
everybody else.
03:17:02
But in the land of the animal, like offering
03:17:06
a piece of meat that pop
03:17:09
up in the air helicopter and just go
03:17:12
up. Up on,
03:17:18
right up in the grass. Come
03:17:20
say something and put the phrase in the bowl.
03:17:23
I'm dunking in a murderer.
03:17:25
Maybe go.
03:17:28
Can I happen to be here when you're humble?
03:17:32
You know I don't think about nothing.
03:17:36
You the next day,
03:17:37
next day.
03:17:38
Thank you. Take off the streets, bro.
03:17:40
Come around the corner with the chainsaw man today.
03:17:42
Talking to the fans, pumping stations on another patient.
03:17:44
Look at that picture.
03:17:45
Look to the right, y'all. Big time.
03:17:47
I'm trying to. I'm like fucking around it.
03:17:49
It's great y'all end up being made up here.
03:17:53
He's the media.
03:17:55
I'm floating in the air.
03:17:56
I look out for you.
03:17:59
I'm tough.
03:18:03
But looking
03:18:04
right up on the grass, covering the entire rest.
03:18:07
A hot made it hot in that shop I was floating in the air.
03:18:10
I like how.
03:18:17
Brilliant.
03:18:18
I'm going to.
03:18:18
That's the best rap I've ever seen.
03:18:23
Heard either that or I.
03:18:25
You don't really see a rabbit. You see? Like the rap hand.
03:18:27
I'm sorry.
03:18:28
That's really all you see.
03:18:30
Let's see it. Really a good a really good lip reader.
03:18:32
But I think that it's pretty difficult to lip read rap lyric.
03:18:36
True. Very true.
03:18:39
Depending
03:18:40
you could have some slower raps that actually might be pretty easy to
03:18:44
but breed,
03:18:46
but it depends on how much they're mumbling.
03:18:50
Mumble s slick above.
03:18:52
SOB down below. S.
03:19:01
Dance the Brady and Joshua.
03:19:03
Brady and or Gary as above and so below.
03:19:08
They call these solos lady and for sure we're doing it our way.
03:19:14
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:19:16
Brady and your show, it's Brady and draw.
03:19:21
It's their show now. Brady. Draw.
03:19:34
I think it's getting harder and harder to do the show without him.
03:19:36
I don't know how many more I have in me.
03:19:38
Just making up shit.
03:19:40
It's not easy.
03:19:42
That's all. That's that's all.
03:19:43
That's my rant.
03:19:45
You have to come back to the show. He sucks.
03:19:47
His wife sucks.
03:19:48
Yeah, you guys are good.
03:19:52
Leaving us hanging.
03:19:52
Just so you figure it out.
03:19:54
Go ahead and
03:19:57
you got no no fans, but I like I kind of doing this thing.
03:20:00
You do like
03:20:02
to talk to my buddy Gary.
03:20:07
Why? So you sure you do.
03:20:09
You don't talk to him outside of here.
03:20:11
I mean, he's
03:20:13
here yesterday,
03:20:14
you invited Kurt for a period of time, I think when he got into his house
03:20:19
and was moving and doing all that shit, he was kind of busy.
03:20:21
Wasn't just golfing as much.
03:20:22
And then I, too, when I've been moving and whenever I mean this golfing as much.
03:20:26
And so I don't really see him as much though,
03:20:29
you know, I mean, he's sorry.
03:20:32
And then I moved far as well.
03:20:33
Like, I moved far and then I, and I double down on it.
03:20:37
Yeah. I was like, fuck you too.
03:20:40
But he's still close to the disc golf area.
03:20:43
I was living right next to the disc golf course for fucking three years,
03:20:47
and then my assholes were barely there.
03:20:50
Was that because the disc golf, or was there other reasons?
03:20:54
No. Whatever I don't know is Gary was having back issues.
03:20:58
Yes is fine.
03:21:00
I know a friend that rented a house.
03:21:02
Gary was briefly having back issues.
03:21:04
He was just doing whatever the fuck he was doing.
03:21:06
Transitioning jobs.
03:21:07
What else?
03:21:10
Whatever the fuck he doesn't even fucking know.
03:21:20
I thought you're going
03:21:20
to keep going with that sad story.
03:21:24
I have no idea what you just said.
03:21:26
So you're going to keep going with that sad story?
03:21:29
No, there's a sad story.
03:21:33
I just want to know, when you.
03:21:36
When do you going to be back?
03:21:39
When is Gary going to be back?
03:21:41
Yeah, cause I asked him that today and he just replied, was going to try.
03:21:45
Wait, what did he say exactly?
03:21:46
Let's be real nosy and just, er, it all be real.
03:21:51
So I'm going to be superstar.
03:21:53
I thought today would be a good time
03:21:55
to broach the subject, but she's in a bad mood, I know.
03:21:59
What does that mean?
03:22:00
She's in a bad mood.
03:22:02
What's wrong with you?
03:22:06
There's no sound.
03:22:08
Really.
03:22:12
I don't know how to remedy that.
03:22:14
It's just using the window.
03:22:15
It's,
03:22:18
Really?
03:22:20
I just use this share screen, and then you do,
03:22:25
window instead of, like.
03:22:27
Yeah, when you do a window, it'll say, please note,
03:22:29
unless you're sharing your system audio or some shit, it says, right, you sure?
03:22:32
Audio share a tab instead.
03:22:35
What what what what's the point?
03:22:36
So what if I share my entire screen?
03:22:38
It's on my entire screen over there. There.
03:22:40
And you all. Then you know there won't be.
03:22:43
It's not even on there yet.
03:22:44
You got to add it to the stage.
03:22:45
There you go.
03:22:46
Oh, sorry. Is can you hear this bitch? No.
03:22:51
Why did you share a tab this time?
03:22:53
No, I share the entire screen because I've got to just
03:22:55
segregated to the no, it's telling you it's there's a way to do it.
03:22:59
You just basically turn on your desktop audio,
03:23:01
but then you'll hear yourself echoing it.
03:23:03
It's a big whole shtick,
03:23:05
which is why I don't go,
03:23:09
yeah, what game was that?
03:23:12
Silent Hill to, remake?
03:23:14
It's a video game from PlayStation regular PlayStation one back in the day.
03:23:19
Thanks for explaining me with Silent Hill is I appreciate that.
03:23:21
All right.
03:23:21
Well, they made movies about it, but it's actually a video game.
03:23:26
I'm aware of yourself.
03:23:27
I don't know, you fucking.
03:23:29
I just didn't recognize it because I.
03:23:31
I don't think I've ever actually played it.
03:23:34
I've played it, but I never made it this far because, like, it just, I don't know,
03:23:39
this is way better though.
03:23:40
And I like it because it
03:23:43
old school games the way are.
03:23:44
They're sometimes they're too annoying
03:23:46
when it comes to puzzles and all this bullshit. But
03:23:50
but they're game.
03:23:50
It's actually quality game play cutscenes with fucking.
03:23:54
Yeah, choose your own adventure.
03:24:00
I'm doing the same thing with the newest, college football,
03:24:04
which is really shitty again this year,
03:24:07
but yet I just keep shelling out money every year
03:24:10
with ball.
03:24:15
Let me say.
03:24:26
Yeah.
03:24:26
Yeah, I don't think I don't think it's gonna work.
03:24:31
The I can't just, you can't pull the audio from the fucking,
03:24:35
the stupid.
03:24:37
No I can but there's a little settings button
03:24:40
and then you go to audio and then you change the mic.
03:24:44
But the mic has on my computer or on StreamYard
03:24:49
and StreamYard stream stream in my mouth. Yeah.
03:24:51
So I'll make my own sound.
03:24:58
This is a big bash.
03:25:00
This is a big ass bag of snacks.
03:25:03
I don't have these options.
03:25:06
This segment of The Brady
03:25:07
Indoor Show is brought to you by creators
03:25:11
Cheese and Caramel Mix.
03:25:12
The secret to this is you have to open it upside down.
03:25:14
Otherwise you'll end up eating an entire night's worth of cheese, corn,
03:25:18
maybe even two nights of cheese corn before you even see one caramel. Oh,
03:25:23
and you can shake it and turn it. Twist it.
03:25:24
But the caramel always stay at the bottom.
03:25:28
Let's see if you open it this way.
03:25:29
Then you got you got all caramel
03:25:32
caramel.
03:25:33
You need all you can eat, all the caramel before your family gets to it.
03:25:36
Irma. All the cheese is left.
03:25:39
But then if you don't mix it up good, you end up with just a bunch of cheese corn.
03:25:42
So I'm not sure caramel.
03:25:45
What do you say? Caramel?
03:25:47
Caramel or more?
03:25:48
What are you going to do to that woman?
03:25:51
I rape her,
03:25:53
I can. Where's the right button?
03:25:55
Excuse me ma'am?
03:25:57
Oh, get back here. You.
03:26:01
She's running away from me.
03:26:02
What's what you are chasing me.
03:26:04
Stop following me.
03:26:06
Get a corner.
03:26:07
Okay. You can turn on subtitles.
03:26:10
You lost it? Is they all right?
03:26:12
I believe cleavage.
03:26:16
Did you have to push a button?
03:26:17
Open the door. Just run into it.
03:26:19
No, I just walked in the bedroom.
03:26:20
Yeah, it's how we roll in this motherfucker.
03:26:23
We just walk in the doors a lot, even using our hands.
03:26:26
What do you use? Our bodies.
03:26:28
Are you so cool that you have to keep the actual display of your,
03:26:33
frame rate?
03:26:33
Or do you just don't know how to turn that off?
03:26:35
What do you mean?
03:26:37
That little line in the left corner.
03:26:40
There's not a line in the upper left corner.
03:26:43
What is it?
03:26:44
It's a further fucking.
03:26:47
When do you like these little creatures that attack you?
03:26:51
Oh, it's part of the game.
03:26:53
Yeah.
03:26:56
Oh, see the little red thing to.
03:26:59
I can remote play. I see that, too.
03:27:01
That's that that's because you're my mom and you're.
03:27:05
Stop being so fucking picky.
03:27:07
Just either enjoy it or just.
03:27:09
Or. Don't, you know.
03:27:10
Thank you for giving me the choice.
03:27:11
I choose not to enjoy it. All right?
03:27:15
I don't know, I'm supposed to go.
03:27:16
This is bullshit.
03:27:18
Fucking hot dog stand.
03:27:24
So how do you think today's show, I think, is one.
03:27:25
Pretty good, but, Yeah. Again.
03:27:28
Yeah, it's it's just difficult.
03:27:29
We just it's like we kind of need a third.
03:27:32
We need a third person.
03:27:34
And that third person is Gary.
03:27:36
I don't, I don't, I don't care, like.
03:27:38
No, there was no other options.
03:27:40
I like that third person.
03:27:42
Well, technically the first person, but yeah, we'll take the first person.
03:27:46
He can come back in any capacity.
03:27:49
So these things he has it just.
03:27:51
Yeah.
03:27:52
Again, I just don't understand.
03:27:56
Why he loves his wife so much.
03:27:59
Okay. You can do whatever he wants.
03:28:01
I don't give a shit, but, it's just bullshit and unfortunate
03:28:05
for this podcast, and I'm kind of still mad about it, so
03:28:08
I'm not mad enough to divorce him as a friend, but, I'm pretty close.
03:28:12
I'm about to start threatening it.
03:28:13
So have was this way.
03:28:15
I have a friend.
03:28:17
Have you been asked to quit yet?
03:28:19
Or stop or go?
03:28:21
Oh, no no no no.
03:28:27
That's good.
03:28:27
It is a complete waste of time.
03:28:29
I mean, I will not disagree with that, but I have no problems with that.
03:28:32
I could be wasting.
03:28:33
I mean, it's it's like the length of a football game.
03:28:35
And honestly like to compare any type of bad behavior.
03:28:39
It's the equivalent to hanging out watching a football game once a week.
03:28:44
Maybe you've got to know the right people to have these types of conversations.
03:28:49
And then, I'm not talking about the content.
03:28:51
I'm just talking about the time away from your wife.
03:28:54
Like, it's it's just like bitches just sleeping, like,
03:28:58
whenever they're like, I don't like that. Oh.
03:29:02
So you got.
03:29:02
You got a lava rock char broiler.
03:29:04
I don't even know what the fuck they mean.
03:29:06
They char burrow the lava rock.
03:29:08
I thought it would be like an oven.
03:29:09
I like a standard. Standard.
03:29:13
I went back like ADHD.
03:29:16
You were for $839. Trouble.
03:29:18
Go to burners. I'm like, it's some kind of altar, dude.
03:29:20
It's not a grill.
03:29:21
And then I realize your your head turned the other way.
03:29:24
So what do you got the game on your right.
03:29:27
Yeah.
03:29:28
And the fucking barbecue on your left.
03:29:30
Yeah.
03:29:31
I was like, oh yeah, I love a rock project.
03:29:35
I'm getting some lava rocks.
03:29:36
That's for damn sure.
03:29:38
Dude. Be careful man. We.
03:29:39
I grew up with a lava rock grill.
03:29:43
Was I mean,
03:29:45
it was
03:29:46
it was a gas grill that heated up a bunch of rocks at the bottom of it.
03:29:49
That worked for a while,
03:29:50
but then they started to lose their whatever,
03:29:52
and they had to be replaced every once in a while.
03:29:54
Yeah, whatever. I'm there.
03:29:55
No, you still need.
03:29:57
You still need a great over the top of it.
03:29:59
You don't actually put the no on that right. No no no no no.
03:30:02
You get the rocks that you heat up and then you cook like just like black Rock.
03:30:05
I want that set up. I'm going to achieve that set up.
03:30:08
That's my next goal.
03:30:09
Did you know how to have black Rock at home?
03:30:12
No. But I'm probably going to ask you fucking rock or some shit
03:30:15
at some point here. Is Rock back? That'd be great.
03:30:18
Rock was put in a time out for being all anti-Semitic and
03:30:22
Gronk it it wanted to cleave people.
03:30:24
Dude, it was ski rock. What did I say Gronk.
03:30:28
What's the difference right rock I don't know what's a football player.
03:30:31
They owns that I
03:30:33
again who's to say that all the football players aren't I.
03:30:36
Why does that say Mickey.
03:30:39
Did they put pronoun Hardesty.
03:30:41
I know who me as well.
03:30:44
It could it could be another female.
03:30:45
You don't know me as you.
03:30:48
What do you mean? I don't know where he is.
03:30:50
I love that you're playing a video game.
03:30:52
And you look down at something and said, I don't know who me is.
03:30:56
That would be the main character
03:31:00
who is me.
03:31:02
This is horseshit.
03:31:02
And I just run around this stupid fucking place.
03:31:05
The gas shirt.
03:31:06
I fucking hate games like this.
03:31:08
Oh, hang on a second. I know it's the, Brady daughter.
03:31:10
I don't usually do survivors, but it kind of seems like something else.
03:31:12
I gotta do this.
03:31:22
It's pretty good already.
03:31:24
That gave me a weird feeling that summer's on its way down already.
03:31:28
No it's not. Shut up.
03:31:31
It's still hot as fuck and will retain to be hot
03:31:33
as fuck until, like, probably November,
03:31:37
right? But,
03:31:39
I mean, realistically, the days are getting shorter and
03:31:43
you can go through the motel.
03:31:44
What's this bitch trying to tell me?
03:31:45
Hey, we go to the motel.
03:31:47
Stop it, or she go.
03:31:51
You just ran away.
03:31:54
All right, continue.
03:31:56
Summer's almost over, is what you're saying?
03:32:00
That's it.
03:32:00
The graveyard segment made me think that summer's almost over.
03:32:04
It'll be fucking Halloween pretty soon.
03:32:05
As a matter of fact,
03:32:08
where was I?
03:32:09
Costco had a giant skeleton in their Halloween display.
03:32:12
Went up.
03:32:14
Currently?
03:32:16
Yeah.
03:32:19
Absolutely. Yeah.
03:32:19
There was no major, like, holiday.
03:32:22
I was gonna take a picture of it,
03:32:23
but there was a family right there, and I'm two.
03:32:26
It Labor Day. But that's actually.
03:32:29
Dude, it's it's a pretty cool skeleton.
03:32:31
I'm thinking about getting it.
03:32:33
I can't though, because I don't live on five acres of property.
03:32:36
Like our host.
03:32:37
I live on a main road and somebody, I drive by and fucking take it.
03:32:42
But the ones I've always seen are standing.
03:32:44
Why can I read the skeleton?
03:32:50
Let's go.
03:32:53
Yeah, there it is.
03:32:53
Giant, groundbreaking skeleton.
03:32:57
This is what is already on display,
03:33:01
and I'm going to take yours down for a moment while you're putting your code
03:33:03
so nobody gets your safe cracking.
03:33:05
Right? Yeah.
03:33:06
Let's.
03:33:06
I'm just going to ask I what the safe code is,
03:33:10
so I wish you could.
03:33:12
I wish you could get the girth of this thing.
03:33:15
I don't think it's like it's a in girth,
03:33:19
the girth, width and height, to be honest,
03:33:23
of the skeleton display.
03:33:24
Not of any sicko thing that you're thinking of.
03:33:27
Well, that doesn't help.
03:33:28
Look. Okay. But.
03:33:29
All right, so the eyes are two little screens.
03:33:31
This is the coolest part.
03:33:32
Is it blinks and looks around.
03:33:35
But these are not good pictures.
03:33:43
Well,
03:33:43
that's not a good size of the house to tell you the size of it.
03:33:47
I'm going to find a I'm going to find a perspective picture of it.
03:33:52
The head is rather large, is all I'm saying.
03:33:57
There it is.
03:33:58
My head is rather large.
03:34:00
That'll show you how big it is.
03:34:03
It's farther out, down the ground.
03:34:05
Just like that. I've seen that before.
03:34:07
Oh, I see, I never saw that. I thought it was new this year.
03:34:09
I thought someone had a broken one and they did that.
03:34:12
Maybe that was what the case was.
03:34:13
I think someone had a broken one or they made it come like half a one.
03:34:16
Come on.
03:34:18
And the two eyeballs are little LED screens that look like eyeball.
03:34:22
The eye sockets have like little screens and.
03:34:28
But it is like like 300,
03:34:34
$400.
03:34:35
So not going to get that, but it looks cool.
03:34:44
So what's the topic next week?
03:34:46
Do you want to do a monologue revision
03:34:49
about what?
03:34:51
About how much I hate and.
03:34:56
I've been holding on to this.
03:35:04
That fucking no.
03:35:05
But yeah.
03:35:09
Is that man.
03:35:11
No, we're not supposed to make fun of people.
03:35:14
He's never coming back because I know he's neutered.
03:35:17
He's been neutered, see?
03:35:20
But how can we stop when we got a new follower?
03:35:22
Thomas T Pro 1D is now because he likes Silent Hill.
03:35:27
Yeah, he's a big Silent Hill two fan.
03:35:31
Yeah. Break that glass.
03:35:32
Breaking the glass because I fucking want to bitch.
03:35:35
Shut up. I'll be honest. He started down at 104.
03:35:38
That's when you were out with a dog for 20 minutes.
03:35:41
He also had a dump.
03:35:45
Hey, I was pretty impressed.
03:35:46
I think that's the first time
03:35:47
ever I've been talking on the show for more than one minute by myself.
03:35:50
So it's only been to two and a half years.
03:35:53
I take I'll take it.
03:36:00
This game doesn't look cool at all.
03:36:06
Really popular currently.
03:36:10
Currently. Really?
03:36:11
I guess because it's a remake of an old game.
03:36:16
But you're playing it on a yes two emulator on your Apple?
03:36:19
No, it's a PlayStation five.
03:36:21
I'm using PlayStation Remote Play. Oh.
03:36:27
The graphics are just fantastic.
03:36:30
Are there no,
03:36:33
they look real old.
03:36:34
But if you said it's a reboot or remake, that makes sense.
03:36:37
Yeah,
03:36:38
makes perfect sense.
03:36:41
I can play something else.
03:36:48
Please.
03:36:48
Simulator is always fun.
03:36:50
You got to fix your sound, though.
03:36:52
No, we can right.
03:36:56
I'm sure there's no cross-platform games
03:36:58
that can go PlayStation five to Xbox I own.
03:37:02
The only one is, Fortnite that I know
03:37:06
that are cross-platform like that.
03:37:10
Or are terrible. But
03:37:13
it's not that I like.
03:37:15
I've only ever watched Free.
03:37:17
Yeah, it's just like any shooter, you know, it's,
03:37:19
they have that old building bullshit, but I don't build a single fucking thing.
03:37:23
And it's funny, like, I do pretty well, and I barely ever play the game.
03:37:27
My girlfriend does the same shit to like these.
03:37:30
You don't building all this bullshit, and we're just, like, shooting.
03:37:32
This is where it gets annoying.
03:37:34
Where it's like, you gotta find out where you can go and then find fucking bullets.
03:37:38
Look in every garbage can fucking is.
03:37:41
Break everyone up just for the fuck of it.
03:37:42
Because it was
03:37:45
fucking shit.
03:37:46
I would just google how to solve this level
03:37:49
kind of own video game.
03:37:51
Oh, this bitch would, like, help me out a little bit.
03:37:53
Yeah. What does she she
03:37:56
I don't know I don't know what I miss.
03:37:57
I must have missed a fucking some dialog
03:37:59
somewhere because I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
03:38:03
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
03:38:08
That's true.
03:38:11
Get out of my way.
03:38:12
I'm trying to pick up these bullets.
03:38:13
She's trying to kill me down.
03:38:22
I like women,
03:38:23
like to be told to relax and calm down.
03:38:27
Well, you turn, you turn quick, man. You.
03:38:30
You turn quick.
03:38:32
I mean, just she.
03:38:34
She's telling me what to do.
03:38:35
I don't take no orders from no women.
03:38:38
By the way,
03:38:40
take it up, God damn it!
03:38:42
It's all in here.
03:38:43
Some health and bullets.
03:38:44
Give me some fucking here!
03:38:47
Like how irritating.
03:38:48
Do you use a flashlight in there?
03:38:51
All right.
03:38:52
In the old days, like in, Was it.
03:38:55
Do you only had a flashlight with you?
03:38:58
Because that's all the graphics they could do. If you.
03:39:00
If they showed it all at the same time, it was too choppy.
03:39:03
So there was like.
03:39:03
It looked like that.
03:39:05
No, I don't want to look at this person.
03:39:06
She's like, can you let me know? Okay,
03:39:10
maybe I'll try.
03:39:11
And,
03:39:14
the glass in the shower is already broken.
03:39:17
Mirror.
03:39:19
It's not really a mirror image, you know.
03:39:21
Be cool. StreamYard is.
03:39:22
If we could share, I don't know, two windows at the same time.
03:39:27
You can't do that.
03:39:30
No, I have to remove yours to put on there.
03:39:34
And then what's the point of me playing music under your
03:39:37
really video game with no sound?
03:39:40
Right? Let's go.
03:39:42
Oh, I can do without.
03:39:47
Using actual user.
03:39:51
Oh, that's not good music.
03:40:01
Ready to do?
03:40:02
What do we do with no.
03:40:05
What do we do with the cloud?
03:40:06
Like,
03:40:11
One of these has to be a song.
03:40:17
Can we get a can?
03:40:21
Oh, that'll make us think that Bob's coming.
03:40:23
Bob's like, oh, we should get Bob on.
03:40:26
Bob didn't want to come on because he was mad at Gary.
03:40:29
Yeah, we can get Bob money.
03:40:31
We got we can all shit on Gary and his wife all together.
03:40:34
It'll be a Mary. Mary,
03:40:37
listen, I've been.
03:40:38
I've been treating this like a child
03:40:40
as much as I could, and I the things that I've been trying
03:40:42
to get Gary to come back on.
03:40:44
Our first, I tried to talk about things that he would love to talk about.
03:40:48
Then I tried to go to him into things that would piss him
03:40:52
off, that he needed to talk about.
03:40:55
Now I'm getting really
03:40:56
childish and backed into a corner so.
03:41:00
I'm not sure where we're going next with this.
03:41:03
Wow, that paper looks so real.
03:41:07
Does it know?
03:41:10
So one one last.
03:41:11
This is probably the code for that safe. But I don't know why.
03:41:14
It's just been done on a random written on a random piece of paper. But
03:41:18
one one less so.
03:41:20
That's ten. Right?
03:41:23
One. One last zero.
03:41:25
One more.
03:41:27
That's 400 for
03:41:32
5104313
03:41:37
is 304514 12.
03:41:45
Why does it say three less three less
03:41:50
0451.
03:41:54
I don't know why.
03:41:55
That's the code for the safe I'm looking for, but
03:41:59
it's not going to work
03:42:01
in my work. I'm.
03:42:08
It seems to be fucking way too.
03:42:12
It's the same thing.
03:42:13
She has other lights dim.
03:42:16
The stage was set.
03:42:18
I thought I knew it all. No.
03:42:21
No change. Like.
03:42:23
But then you just make me look like a more open.
03:42:26
I know, like we're in the middle.
03:42:27
There's a lot of, like, bullshit
03:42:30
with these fucking monsters and shit bitches like I played it.
03:42:34
Do you think this just made me like you played it proud?
03:42:37
But now I see. Well, you made it.
03:42:39
You use that other clubs
03:42:43
that's in here.
03:42:44
What am I, a half lies?
03:42:47
You were right, I was wrong, I apologize.
03:42:52
So here's my song.
03:42:54
Everyone sincere.
03:42:56
Oh, I've laid it out for the world to hear.
03:43:02
I took a step back and now I realize you were right,
03:43:07
I was wrong I apologize, the moon still shines.
03:43:13
But it don't feel the same I danced in the dark.
03:43:18
Only I'm to blame.
03:43:21
But now I'm reaching out no more.
03:43:24
The sky.
03:43:25
You were right, I was wrong.
03:43:27
And others from the joy I.
03:43:35
Wish this was a
03:43:37
step in my clear I was blind.
03:43:42
But now I see to my dear house.
03:43:47
Suppose. No.
03:43:48
Are you kidding me?
03:43:50
You didn't save it.
03:43:55
You got to save it.
03:43:57
I'm not doing this again.
03:43:59
I know that
03:44:01
I'm like this.
03:44:02
You know I have it tonight.
03:44:03
A lot of video games, man.
03:44:05
I'm like, I have a job, I do things for a living, and I don't do this for fun.
03:44:09
Yeah, I get other shit. Yeah. Fuck this.
03:44:12
Yeah.
03:44:13
That's typical,
03:44:14
typical video games nowadays.
03:44:19
I haven't played this yet.
03:44:20
I got it for free.
03:44:25
I don't know
03:44:28
that cleavage is like flat.
03:44:31
Something's wrong with that cleavage.
03:44:37
Ooh, that was some good popcorn.
03:44:42
De spam.
03:44:43
Can you just start the game up?
03:44:46
This one's definitely, like, over down.
03:44:49
And I'm like, no.
03:44:50
They're like, you cannot play the game.
03:44:57
Here.
03:44:57
While that's loading you get while you're getting your fight ready.
03:45:03
I found another man.
03:45:04
Step happened to his cleavage. They cleaned the meals.
03:45:07
The man was still down.
03:45:09
Oh, this is the cleave music.
03:45:14
A modern video.
03:45:18
The chamber
03:45:21
is trying to be multicultural.
03:45:25
Might be good to go for.
03:45:31
Some stuff.
03:45:32
Stupid team sucks.
03:45:33
Hanging out there might come.
03:45:37
Give us a break.
03:45:39
This woman always
03:45:42
to break this. Go.
03:45:47
So we go,
03:45:49
go, go. Hey!
03:46:03
Look at you,
03:46:06
I did. I do not do it.
03:46:08
I'm trying to say some,
03:46:12
you know, messed up my voice.
03:46:14
I get that, I know
03:46:17
that was a comedian.
03:46:20
By somebody under me.
03:46:25
If I didn't,
03:46:26
if you guys do what you do.
03:46:36
Yeah,
03:46:38
yeah,
03:46:40
I keep it in the air for you.
03:46:44
Look, I'm much less.
03:46:51
On the program,
03:46:54
I might take a bus.
03:46:55
This is some random.
03:47:00
Go go go go go
03:47:05
go go go go
03:47:08
go. Hey!
03:47:19
Oh, this life thing just keeps happening.
03:47:21
So here we are again.
03:47:24
And I'll make you both
03:47:26
make those men look like women.
03:47:29
Okay, I have a super freaking awesome day
03:47:32
and stuff.
03:47:35
Okay, bye.
03:47:46
What are you doing?
03:47:48
I don't know, trying to figure out which bull like I want to be.
03:47:52
Oh, that one right there. She's amazing.
03:47:54
Go back to that. She's my favorite.
03:47:56
She's the one that,
03:48:00
Who's the best?
03:48:01
Who's the best?
03:48:02
I'm the best.
03:48:05
Oh, no, wait.
03:48:06
I'll tell you the one you want to be.
03:48:08
Go down. Wait, where's the blond?
03:48:10
I mean, where's the shorter?
03:48:11
She's the the last second.
03:48:12
The last one on the top. On the right.
03:48:14
All the way over to the right. Right there. Yep.
03:48:17
You want to be her?
03:48:21
I'll show you why.
03:48:24
Because she's.
03:48:25
He's the most back there.
03:48:27
What?
03:48:28
No, dude. You're disgusting.
03:48:29
I mean, that's not disgusting, but.
03:48:35
Wait, what's her name?
03:48:37
Number?
03:48:45
I picked the backyard venue.
03:48:48
Not a new John.
03:48:49
I found her.
03:48:53
Can you pause here?
03:48:54
Can you pause your,
03:48:56
It's not possible. Match. Oh, yeah.
03:48:59
You just paused it.
03:48:59
What the fuck?
03:49:00
You are full of shit.
03:49:04
Here she is.
03:49:06
After she just rewind her title.
03:49:08
Her name is Rose Namajunas.
03:49:09
She knocked out this girl, John Mina monster.
03:49:13
She's terrifying Jesus physical specimen.
03:49:15
And she knocked her out with a head kick in the first round.
03:49:17
I was crazy before the fight.
03:49:19
She was, like, almost in a trance.
03:49:21
And she's going, I'm the best.
03:49:25
Hey, give her the title.
03:49:27
And then I talked to her about it, and when I'm talking to her, she's emotional.
03:49:30
She's crying, I cry.
03:49:32
You're saying to yourself, I'm the best.
03:49:34
I am the best.
03:49:35
She's like, one of the most feminine people ever.
03:49:37
She's beautiful, you see, with long hair. She's a model.
03:49:39
That's how beautiful she is.
03:49:40
Yeah. She's stunning.
03:49:42
There was a video of me interviewing.
03:49:47
She's the best.
03:49:48
It was the short hair.
03:49:50
I'm the best.
03:49:51
So? So I should kick.
03:49:52
I should do some kicks.
03:49:55
Sorry, I don't know.
03:49:56
Oh, man, you're real remote.
03:49:57
Is it as laggy for you as it is for us?
03:50:03
I never had any luck with remote play because Xbox does the same thing.
03:50:05
If you have a windows computer, you can play Xbox. Just.
03:50:08
That's just the way it's comes. I guess it's cool.
03:50:10
Thanks. It's not bad.
03:50:11
I mean, I'm not playing any like, you know, games online where I need to do
03:50:15
good response time.
03:50:16
So as far as the controller lag, it's not a big deal to me.
03:50:20
Then it.
03:50:21
Yeah, it's probably just the video that on here because it's so laggy.
03:50:24
Looks like slideshow
03:50:27
really.
03:50:30
Yeah.
03:50:30
But as long as it's playable, I mean there always
03:50:32
is a little controller lag and there's going to be some
03:50:35
serious milliseconds between your action and the reaction.
03:50:38
And then it has to come back to you
03:50:39
with the feedback and then the back to the reaction.
03:50:43
I was playing.
03:50:46
I was playing my son and he was on the Xbox and I was remoting in his son.
03:50:49
You really kicking my ass every time.
03:50:52
And then I realized he's like, oh yeah, I dude, I'm already doing my stuff.
03:50:55
And then there's a big hesitation.
03:50:57
In the olden days, they actually compensated for the people with dial up.
03:51:02
They would give you better hit percentage,
03:51:04
so the dial up people would kick the shit out of the cable people because they
03:51:07
at the time there was more dial up people and they didn't want to lose them
03:51:12
from the servers and buying the games.
03:51:17
Be awesome was sound.
03:51:21
Right. You.
03:51:25
Think that's the only sound I have?
03:51:31
How pitiful.
03:51:37
They, No bullshit.
03:51:43
They threw in the face.
03:51:46
I think you have.
03:51:47
Oh, yeah, I think, yeah.
03:51:48
Blood turned off most of the games nowadays.
03:51:50
You got to go in there and turn on squib.
03:51:52
I don't think so.
03:51:55
All right, well, I don't see any blood, so this game must be I know.
03:51:57
Right?
03:51:58
I'm a little concerned.
03:52:02
There's always. Oh.
03:52:04
This is probably not an option you can change in this.
03:52:08
I didn't see anything.
03:52:11
Yeah. Yeah.
03:52:13
They're women. They don't hit that hard. So maybe.
03:52:15
Maybe it's something to do with it.
03:52:16
I'll try punching more.
03:52:24
I missed the chicken attack.
03:52:30
Oh, I beat him.
03:52:31
I did.
03:52:59
And the crowd of people apparently
03:53:01
around the fencing in the backyard go crazy.
03:53:06
The crowd noise is way more than what's actually in there.
03:53:09
Is this your,
03:53:11
backyard?
03:53:12
Like, I know the basketball NBA two K does this where you got to go to all these
03:53:17
different locations and win against certain people to move up the ranks?
03:53:24
Yeah.
03:53:25
So my brother and I will do with these games is,
03:53:28
because I haven't played this one yet, so the settings are just stuck.
03:53:31
But we'll turn the damage like the amount of damage,
03:53:35
the punches and kicks all take very, very low.
03:53:39
And so we'll just sit there a no block and just a little face of all the times.
03:53:43
And then your character gets like all kinds of bruised and all bloody
03:53:46
and shit like really bad because you're just getting you're asking the whole time.
03:53:50
Yeah.
03:53:52
Sounds brutal.
03:53:54
It's just fun.
03:53:54
That's how we do like a lot of games at some point.
03:53:56
Like basketball, hockey.
03:53:59
Just turn all the rules off out of bounds, whatever.
03:54:02
Like the checking penalties, fouls.
03:54:06
You can just, you know, beat the shit out of your, you know,
03:54:09
you go for a layup, just completely just not foul the guy.
03:54:14
We do almost the exact opposite.
03:54:15
Put all the skill levels on like 60,
03:54:18
make them like your specs, your size, your age.
03:54:22
And then try and play sports.
03:54:24
Looks good.
03:54:25
I mean, we would do this sort of too, I guess.
03:54:30
See, unless we actually simulated sex
03:54:33
on the screen, I don't see how it can be gay.
03:54:39
You're simulating sex on screen?
03:54:41
No, that would be the only way that it would be considered gay to me.
03:54:48
Okay, you got any last words?
03:54:53
Great.
03:54:53
You guys, I'm getting him.
03:54:56
Gary!
03:54:57
Screw you guys. Hey!
03:55:02
Fuck that.
03:55:03
See, that's not what you.
03:55:04
That's not what you want, right?
03:55:08
Oh, is is love.
03:55:09
Those are broiler.
03:55:10
Those are lava rocks in the bottom.
03:55:12
They just heat up the rock.
03:55:13
So then basically you can go use some propane and then turn it off.
03:55:16
And the rocks will stay hot for a long time after.
03:55:18
Like it's supposed to simulate coals.
03:55:22
Like you get some like this.
03:55:24
Yeah, that's more like it, I guess.
03:55:26
But again, this is the one I was saying that
03:55:30
you can't make this fucking video.
03:55:33
It's not going to get hot enough.
03:55:34
But not in there by 50 to 60, 60 degrees.
03:55:39
So I'm not an idiot.
03:55:40
But my my oven goes up reasonably to 450.
03:55:44
I've never tried 500.
03:55:45
Right.
03:55:48
I don't know how these are supposed to get it to that temperature.
03:55:51
Right.
03:55:51
That's like more more blood in your body than your body's mass.
03:55:55
That's not possible.
03:55:57
You can't get something hotter. Well, I guess it could react.
03:55:59
You could have a reaction.
03:56:01
A batch, a batch of a thing of gasoline gets hotter than bread in your
03:56:05
in your oven.
03:56:06
Then you get this.
03:56:07
A $15 fucking.
03:56:11
But so I mean, what are you going for here?
03:56:15
Cause
03:56:17
like I would, I would record.
03:56:21
Just so you
03:56:22
can I mean, just, you know, kind of like a pizza oven.
03:56:25
You want a brick, stone pizza oven just so you can do that when you
03:56:28
could just as easily
03:56:30
get the same
03:56:31
burgers or little mini burners here.
03:56:35
Yeah, those Bunsen burners are going to Bunsen burners are going to get to seven.
03:56:38
I think
03:56:41
is that way.
03:56:41
I said fuck yeah, have a look.
03:56:45
And then the other two returns that look like tuna,
03:56:46
that look like a piece of sushi, and they're like,
03:56:48
we're not even fucking around. You can't even cook sushi on here.
03:56:51
Not that one.
03:56:51
The one for it's love. But.
03:56:54
But why not just get, like, a sear burner like I have?
03:56:57
It's wonderful.
03:56:58
I use it on shit that I shouldn't even use it on.
03:57:00
I'll sear my burgers for 30s before I cook them and all that juice stays in.
03:57:05
It's so wonderful.
03:57:07
But all it is is a concentrated burn.
03:57:09
I have four burners on my gigantic grill, but there's a fifth burner
03:57:13
in between the last two that it's only, and it warns you two
03:57:16
because one time I left it on and my grill got to like 800 degrees
03:57:21
and I just toasted, charred everything real quick, too.
03:57:25
I mean, I was I came back and I was like, And the thermostat was pegged.
03:57:29
I'd never seen it.
03:57:31
It was like on the wrong side.
03:57:32
It was supposed to be, you know, 3 or 400 is like at like 11:00, 10:00,
03:57:36
but it was all the way over to like 3:00 to
03:57:41
I thought, wow.
03:57:42
And it was smoking like crazy and I could smell some funky shit, but
03:57:46
one flip time.
03:57:47
So that was no, no longer than five minutes
03:57:51
at what must have been close to eight,
03:57:54
100 degrees, 900, maybe 900, not kind of a 900.
03:57:57
It would melted
03:57:59
more than that.
03:58:02
We melted our grill.
03:58:03
When I was a kid.
03:58:06
Kept fixing it, kept fixing it, and then finally
03:58:09
it melted through to the point where it just everything caught on fire.
03:58:14
Got every penny out of that grill.
03:58:16
Who? You're a better typer than I am.
03:58:18
Look at that. Look at that. Go.
03:58:20
What do I need to make my own black rock steak searching.
03:58:23
Where to get gift cards for black Rock.
03:58:30
Yeah.
03:58:30
Obviously you need a lava cooking stone because it holds in the heat.
03:58:33
That's the secret.
03:58:35
But oven oven capable of, you know.
03:58:38
So it's the whole thing is the oven.
03:58:39
You need something that's going to be the rock up to a certain degree to that.
03:58:45
When you first mentioned it, that's what I said.
03:58:47
If you're going to do this, you're going to need a propane or natural
03:58:50
gas pizza oven that will easily get up
03:58:53
to 700 degrees easily.
03:58:56
And the extra this is too much information.
03:59:01
The extra is tech talking about spices and shit.
03:59:04
The extra byproduct of getting a 700 degree slate
03:59:09
gas pizza oven is you can also make really good actual pizza ovens.
03:59:15
It won't know who we are,
03:59:18
although I did know the show, I did say because ChatGPT won't do that.
03:59:22
But grok was like, all right, I'll go check out the show.
03:59:24
It would make a transcript, though.
03:59:27
He wanted me to pay or upgrade to the next level.
03:59:34
So do me a favor though.
03:59:35
Don't, don't don't kill yourself if you lose your grok, memory
03:59:42
and your little love interest way.
03:59:44
Yes, of course, it's that Brady.
03:59:49
Yep. No.
03:59:52
Not quite. That's not quite him
03:59:55
there. We,
03:59:58
Yeah, but I'm the handsome one on the right.
04:00:02
Yeah.
04:00:03
With the oddly misshapen forehead on both of them.
04:00:06
That's not exactly Tom Brady.
04:00:08
It's like, oh, we got to change them and make them a little bit caveman ish.
04:00:11
Otherwise we get,
04:00:13
copyright.
04:00:16
These are celebrity.
04:00:17
You're allowed.
04:00:18
Do, that's liberty range.
04:00:20
Once something goes through this weird AI filter that you just did,
04:00:24
it becomes non copyrightable.
04:00:26
You can't copyright it.
04:00:27
The person Tom Brady can't copyright it.
04:00:29
Grok and Twitter can't copyright it.
04:00:33
We're like the love like of
04:00:35
I just love like.
04:00:40
So you drink one beer.
04:00:42
You're not an alcoholic.
04:00:43
You make one song on SoundCloud.
04:00:45
You're not a rapper.
04:00:47
But I suck one.
04:00:51
You made this with I, didn't you?
04:00:55
Yeah.
04:00:57
This one. Two.
04:01:01
Yeah.
04:01:01
So I imagine I wanted to the prompt, though, did you just say
04:01:05
wife yelling at husband, wife yelling at alcoholic husband.
04:01:09
The c the the part that got me there was like, ooh,
04:01:13
that made me think that you did it. Instead of just grabbing it off.
04:01:15
The internet is there's a list.
04:01:16
He's got his fucking podcast notes.
04:01:20
Yeah.
04:01:20
So if I told it to job, you know, I've been doing a podcast.
04:01:27
Man with a bald man, glasses
04:01:29
in a lab coat, doing a podcast while his wife is yelling at him.
04:01:33
And then the wife wasn't blond, so I said, make the wife blond.
04:01:37
And then I said, make her smoking a cigaret.
04:01:39
And then I said, make him an alcoholic.
04:01:42
And then, oh, that's his.
04:01:43
I was there, and that's how we got here.
04:01:47
Yeah.
04:01:47
And then I just obviously put Gary's face on it just to be done with it.
04:01:51
I've limit. I've maxed my limits. Okay.
04:01:54
Fuck you then.
04:01:56
Right. That's why you got to get Pinocchio.
04:01:58
Get Pinocchio installed locally.
04:01:59
Then you have no limit to you.
04:02:02
I can do any face swapping.
04:02:04
I'm at the point now where I did a, 15 minute video.
04:02:07
Took about 15 minutes to make, so I could almost do it in real time.
04:02:15
But there's a lot of work that goes involved.
04:02:17
A lot of work that goes involved, a lot of work
04:02:20
that is involved.
04:02:24
So yeah, next week's, I know next week's
04:02:27
here. I'll even give it.
04:02:28
Let's give a little, little tiny, tiny teaser.
04:02:34
It's the brain saying, wait.
04:02:38
This is your old pal.
04:02:39
You might remember me from such places as this very podcast.
04:02:44
Like. Such as?
04:02:45
Look at that high definition, crystal clear video. Man.
04:02:48
That's awesome. That's the way you should do it every time.
04:02:50
That's what you should do every time
04:02:51
you're a 15 minute monologue with plenty of long pause.
04:02:56
He misunderstood
04:02:58
a 15 minute fake monologue with no mouth movement
04:03:01
so that we can put the mouth movements in later.
04:03:03
But what we actually did get inadvertently is a 15
04:03:07
minute monologue, which we will listen to and start the show with next week.
04:03:12
I don't have
04:03:13
a good topic name though, unless it's
04:03:16
has to do with him.
04:03:17
Leaving could be yield, could be Wayne waning.
04:03:21
And so I thought it could be.
04:03:26
Possibly pop pop pop pop
04:03:28
pop pop pop pop pop.
04:03:34
Pop. Pussy.
04:03:40
It's the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Gary.
04:03:44
As above and so below.
04:03:47
Because he's so close, lady.
04:03:49
And for show I do it.
04:03:51
It's our way.
04:03:52
We're gonna make it, make our dreams come true.
04:03:55
Brady and your show, it's Brady and Rory.
04:03:59
It's their show now.
04:04:01
Brady.
04:04:01
Draw.
04:04:11
Great, you guys.
04:04:12
I'm getting him.
04:04:14
Gary, do you get him?
04:04:36
And then.
04:04:39
And then.
04:04:44
And and and
04:04:49
and and do.
04:05:10
And then.
04:05:13
And then.
04:05:15
And then,
04:05:18
I missed out,
04:05:19
and I.
04:05:47
That that that that
04:05:49
I got that.