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The clock ticks low.
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The day goes by.
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Another Monday
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beneath the sky.
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My calendars marked reminders.
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Oh, that familiar time.
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We can't forget.
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The digital air.
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It's Barcelona
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anticipating.
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Waiting for the show.
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We've cleared out time.
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Dim the lights.
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For those engaging, captivating us.
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Lights out.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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East US.
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That's the time.
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I hope I say there's a signal strong.
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Did we get the message?
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Will you be hosting Monday, 10 p.m.?
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It's up to us now
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before the show starts.
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Is the digital fire filter?
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We're out in a town and near and far.
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Call 158633 and tell us where in the world,
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Oh, we won't.
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The Chester's a rebel star.
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Whispers echoing through our homes.
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Did you get the link?
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Is it confirmed its curious message?
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Gently affirms.
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From mountain peaks to oceans.
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Through the whole
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who are gathering around wanting more.
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That flat transports that guiding hand.
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Is it ready to brace
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the lay under?
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Monday, 10 p.m..
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Start now.
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It's the time of hope.
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Surprising as this channel strong.
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Did we get the blessing?
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And will you be hosting it?
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Monday, 10 p.m. EDT.
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Until now,
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before the show starts.
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Is the digital fire built to last?
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We're ready to tune in here at 44158633
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and tell us where in the world and who are you? Oh!
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Without your lead,
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the night feels long.
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Silent space where joy belongs.
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We cherish the moments.
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The shadows that you bring.
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To the darkness of beacon bright.
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So don't leave us hanging out in the blue.
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We're counting on hearing a word from you.
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Oh la la la la la la la.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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That's the time.
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Our hopes are pressing.
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Is the signal strong?
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Did we get the blessing
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while be busting
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your little fucking podcast Monday?
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Tell us, tell me.
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You start us now.
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Before the show's last.
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Is the digital fire built to last.
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We're ready to tune in near and far.
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So please, please, please call 158633
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and tell us where in the world
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and who you are. Oh.
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So give us some
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a simple no will. Yes.
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And put our eager hearts at rest.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Will you be hosting?
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Will you tell?
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Fletcher, it's Monday, 10 p.m..
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Eastern.
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Are you there?
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously, it's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly
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well adjusted. Everything you hear is opinion,
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exaggeration, sarcasm or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
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to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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So. They.
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Do. Not.
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End. As your old pal,
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you might remember me from such places as this very podcast.
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This is a response to a
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very specific request made by Brady to record
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a 15 minute monologue with plenty of long pauses.
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And so I thought,
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might as well, discuss the,
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Well.
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Oh, we started this podcast to,
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I don't know, introduce some cool conspiracy theories, maybe debunk
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some of them, tell you the validity of some
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or warn you of of others.
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Well,
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of all the conspiracy theories
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I've heard, this one
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project Blue Beam
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is definitely the most recent.
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So, although this started
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way back in 1995, and it really didn't
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rear its ugly head for another 15 years.
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I didn't hear about it until,
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just a few weeks ago.
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But, Project Blue Beam has a few other names.
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Sky Mirage protocol.
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You may have heard of it is, Operation Celestial Projection
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or, Project Luminous Messiah.
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And this
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project, Blue Beam is designed specifically
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for global large scale psychological manipulation.
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And it's got four phases.
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Phase one is,
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is a stage series of, media releases,
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news reports and, scholarly releases and papers
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of an archeological or astronomical nature.
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So it's archeological and astrological.
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News releases that undermine
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religious
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beliefs and faiths.
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So, you know, finding things around the fight,
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finding things around the world that defy
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or fly in the face of certain, religious,
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practices and, narratives.
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And so it's, it's actually for
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sounds like it's for a distant association
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of religious convention,
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but it's not it's actually it's it's far deeper than that.
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It's, yes.
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To to to disrupt it, but to control it.
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Like, there's a lot of control there.
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And if you can manipulate it, you got a lot of control.
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Phase, phase two is the actual luminous messiah part of this.
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That is the heating of the ionosphere.
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So using the upper atmosphere to,
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This is the crazy part
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to project whatever you want.
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Images of your choosing.
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So different layers of the ionosphere, if you can specifically heat it
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to a certain temperature,
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it'll illuminate the different colors.
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And although you can't get it to be
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high def, a it's
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such a large thing above everyone's heads.
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You could do it regionally to, now,
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the what I've heard is that it's for religious manipulation.
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So Christian areas would see the cross or Christ and,
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you know, Buddhist areas or see Buddha and, and that kind of thing.
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But I can imagine they can have UFOs or this whole play playing out.
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You can show movies on the ionosphere if you have the technology to that point.
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But, that that's the hokey is part of the thing because
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once people realize that it's,
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just a projection or some people realize it's just a projection right away.
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But, you know, those weird lights people have seen above the,
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nuclear installation and, CERN's, Large Hadron Collider?
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Well, maybe maybe that was
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part of part of Operation Blue Beam.
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Phase three, uses,
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elf waves or elf waves.
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So an elf transmission is extremely low
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frequency, pulses designed to manipulate brain waves.
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So you can actually,
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inspire and give rise to,
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spiritual transcendence, wonder, sorrow.
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So you can actually manipulate
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people's thoughts and feelings.
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This could prove very useful.
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And then finally, phase four,
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the world crisis bonfire.
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And this is the end goal of all of the big
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heavy hitter conspiracy theories out there.
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Unified one world government or one world controlling power. So,
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let's go back.
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Phase two, the ionosphere Keating arrays.
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And that's the whole the name project blue Sky Mirage
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protocol operation celestial projection and Project Luminous Messiah
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are all this phase two piece of this, but these all build off of each other.
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The archeological astronaut. Now we call,
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press releases that are phony.
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But everybody believes whatever we read in the media or on TV or the internet.
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So that's the stage releases of that information.
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And phase two, the ionosphere, using
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ionospheric heating arrays that are positioned all over the world.
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And then phase three is the most nefarious and it's most insidious,
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and it makes you stop wondering why,
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all these, G5 towers were installed.
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Because that's that's how you can,
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get us with,
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alpha waves.
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So, so the else transmissions come from the,
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the G5 towers, and, and they,
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they can inspire fear, euphoria, confusion,
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altering human belief system
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on a global scale.
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So if this is a religious thing,
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a purely religious thing, which has a lot of power in this world and civilization,
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they can manipulate your brainwaves to
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to cause, reverence, unity, feeling of transcendence.
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But to cause the goal here
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and Operation Blue Beam is to cause global instability.
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To set up for phase four.
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I love the name of phase four, world crisis bonfire.
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It's horrible.
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Just set the thing ablaze. So,
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so it's a coordination of global phenomena.
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And, and that is to make
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us bend the knee to yield to a single world authority,
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claiming to be divinely ordained, theocracy.
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Now, this what I just told you
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is not real.
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It is an elaborate fiction, and it's
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not possible,
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in a couple of for a couple of reasons,
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but it is possible on a number of
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for a number of reasons, that it shouldn't be,
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but we are susceptible to it.
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And that's the scary thing.
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It's it could be,
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it's this could happen
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and not all the parts.
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I don't think it works together like that, but it's a neatly written fiction.
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And, that's why I wanted to share it, because,
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the only way to inoculate against it
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is to let everybody know that this is going to happen.
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And that's why I wanted this platform to begin with.
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It's it's a great way to tell,
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you know, 2000 people a week that,
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there are things out there that you would hardly
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even believe that might or might not even be true.
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So, how do I do?
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Ready? Nine minutes.
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Okay, so you need six more, and I'm and I.
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I'm true to my word.
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You're getting it.
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Got it.
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There's a,
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Okay. Back up.
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The 16 years ago, my best friend.
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Well, I'm gonna I'm going to leave names out of this.
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His name is easy.
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He drove to new Jersey, was like, old times.
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And I'm like, why are you going to new Jersey?
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They said, there's something wrong with his sister's kid.
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And, and so I follow up and,
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find out, his sister's kid, his niece is in the hospital.
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Well, come to find out, the babysitter,
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tired of hearing the crying,
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shook the baby swelling on the brain.
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Baby died in hospital.
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This babysitter goes to jail for 15 years.
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What?
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As you know, I started a new job recently, and,
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this the second shift operator on my station
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just got out of jail after a 15 year
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stint for shaking a baby.
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What?
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It can't be.
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It couldn't possibly be.
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Now there's dozens of events like this.
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Like this.
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This happens every year.
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A babysitter shakes a baby and.
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And 15 years seems like a cookie cutter.
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Sentence.
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But I live in Michigan.
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I don't even want to know if the names match.
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I know her name,
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and I don't know the name of the
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the babysitter of my my friend's sister.
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In the small world aspect of it,
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my best friend before that best friend was my high school,
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my my childhood best friend who was the best man at my wedding.
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They both stood up in the wedding, but then the best man ended up
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marrying my best friend's sister, who was the mother of a child who was murdered.
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But this was,
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in Michigan.
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And this whole thing, he, like I said, he drove to new Jersey.
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This is hundreds of miles away.
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So the odds of it actually being her.
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Are still zero.
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So that's terrifying.
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So that gives me to my last topic, which is
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the untouchability of faith
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and religious beliefs.
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How much?
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What should the truth cost?
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Seeking the truth should be
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freely accessible to everyone.
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I should be able to say what I think,
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but if you ridicule or criticize
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certain beliefs.
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That is considered socially unacceptable
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to the point of where you get
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crazy ultimatums for simply
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asking the wrong questions.
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And that's the position I find myself in.
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I can't believe
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that just because I'm expressing how I truly think, I truly feel,
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and the the way that the world appears to me
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I'm facing, it's.
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Such,
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am I really going that
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far against the grain, saying, wait a minute,
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don't believe ridiculous nonsense there is.
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I'm looking for a kernel of truth in it,
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but the way to do that is wipe away the rubble.
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So I'm sweeping away the junk that's trying to reveal the truth.
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And I'm meeting with such opposition.
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It just doesn't make sense.
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Why is it held in such reverence?
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I mean, that's that.
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I guess that's where revered comes from. But,
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it just seems to me,
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unfair that,
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your beliefs can't be ridiculed
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if if someone told you the,
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the the Holocaust deniers,
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you can't get a job as a history teacher if you're a Holocaust denier.
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It's it's simply,
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doesn't get you. It won't happen
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because you're wrong about history.
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Well.
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What if you're wrong
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about the true nature of the universe?
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You still get to be have your job as a counselor,
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as a preacher, as a teacher,
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and as a podcast host.
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And, that's all I'm asking you to do.
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That's all I need to do.
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That's all I want, really want to do.
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I want to,
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you know, maybe if I could wake some people up.
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I've so far been unsuccessful.
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Okay.
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I believe you on a very small scale, but,
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the way that these guys have been
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doing this podcast about me is remarkable.
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I believe I can fly without me, and I honestly,
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I was hoping it would take without me, but I am excited to report the ball.
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I started rolling.
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That's a shitty thing to say.
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It carries on without me. I'm proud of you guys.
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But honestly, it was all me
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as above. So.
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Amen.
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House.
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Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom.
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I'm on cloud.
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So bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom.
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You bought time.
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Yum my yum.
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I'm I'm delighted.
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As so many questions for Gary.
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Bom bom bom. He's not here on.
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Tell me one more time.
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No, mum.
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To make sense of our data,
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we had to define a lexicon and we base it on flight characteristics.
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We've broken the ups down into nine classes or types.
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Some of these classes may be the same UAP under different flight configurations,
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but at this point, given their behavior, we're confident
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they don't align with conventional or terrestrial explanations.
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Each UAP class has different.
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I'm going to preface this show by saying I'm going to pause my disbelief
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and try and enjoy the show and believe as much as I can,
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instead of just shitting all over the fact that UFOs are completely fake.
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And that's the last time I'll say that.
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Characteristics. Some shimmer.
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Whoo!
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Some shimmer or some tumble. Some spin.
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Some look like they're alive. And they just fly.
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Like a living object in the sky.
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UAPs are extremely hard to image.
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What is seen with the naked eye is generally not what is seen under camera.
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The class one that tumbles through the sky weird looks like a black body.
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It appears to flash.
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So the first one is the tetra triangular shape or vapor around it.
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We've seen Battlestar Galactica, if you will, 22 or 23,
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flying in different flight formations.
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We got comments flying in the class two is the classic Tic TAC.
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We've seen.
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What Shiela groups of
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Sheila the three often flying very erratically.
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We've seen these a couple years in a row and in group. Can't hear you.
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That's Sheila. Sheila.
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That's the name of the planet.
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A pulsing, vibrating cloud or something.
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Hold on.
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Let me go to headphones.
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Then you have the cylinder around the middle,
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a different light, like a flame, and then it vibrates and pulses
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as it moves through space.
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The cloud is your orb.
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We've only seen it in infrared, but the class for who should I answer that?
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Only during certain activities in conjunction with perhaps the class one,
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we don't have enough data.
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I'd like to answer it, but it's not there.
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The class five we call the manta ray.
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It seems to tumble and rotate as it moves through the sky.
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Class six is certainly a woman vibrate few off.
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Great. Very fast.
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It literally looks like a crystal in the sky.
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The class seven is a jellyfish.
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It's probably about two meters across that the head is purple
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and black in color, and then it has tentacles.
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The class eight we call the Hornet.
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It looks very similar to the class seven, the jelly color.
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My Google Phone app
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is freaking out like a jellyfish, I answer, and you might have to call back.
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And then the class nine is the egg.
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But the class nine isn't something we have a lot of data on.
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It's very limited.
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We have it is.
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Skywatchers did the California event.
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It's an emerging class, and we have strong evidence that it probably exists.
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But we don't have data to concisely describe.
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Brilliant.
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Yeah.
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Now what?
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Who is Sheila? What woman is Sheila?
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Where is Sheila?
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Sheila?
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That's the woman.
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The woman who sent a link.
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Is that a link?
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I can't copy it further, but what the fuck, bro?
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How else are you gonna.
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Why can't you got it from there?
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There's a private chat and streamyard for, production.
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Well, I don't know how this is,
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I googled Sheila and it to,
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No, of course it would.
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Why would it?
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Oh, my lord, is it Sheila?
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Nice.
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No, it has major thing.
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Is it, the UFO story from Sheila was
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in Wisconsin.
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That's got to be this, right, Sheila? Why?
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Why? I believe this UFO story from Sheila
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in Wisconsin.
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Speaking of voice mail.
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Your sound is incredible.
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That's going to be fantastic.
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So, there is a news story, though.
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Speaking of UFOs,
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I find it.
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I lost it.
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My whole screens are wigging out.
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Everything works fine until you need it.
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All right.
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You all.
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You sent it to that? Yes, I can get it from there.
00:28:43
That works fine.
00:28:44
No, it's not there either.
00:28:56
Wait.
00:28:56
This is why you sent him?
00:28:58
Are you sure
00:29:00
you're
00:29:02
okay?
00:29:03
This is the story Gary was talking about.
00:29:05
Hey, I can't tell you.
00:29:07
It's too happy to hear it.
00:29:09
That big 12 year.
00:29:11
So she got it?
00:29:12
No. Or she's got to get 100%.
00:29:15
I'm thinking she shook her baby, so I try to keep the door shut.
00:29:19
Feels great. Like first chunk.
00:29:20
I don't want to give a fuck. So I smoke a blond.
00:29:23
I don't give a shit up that last bit, but that's not enough.
00:29:26
That was four years later and I'm still pissed off like, fuck, damn, this bra.
00:29:31
I'm talking about a couple of posts.
00:29:34
It's still not enough.
00:29:35
I hate to get fucked up.
00:29:37
I have to talk with my children.
00:29:39
That shit was no fun. Like a game occurred.
00:29:42
I was, what the fuck? I'm.
00:29:43
I'm bottles in my trunk.
00:29:45
Stash for my baby.
00:29:46
Promise me there will be how I feel.
00:29:49
I'll will take another swallow.
00:29:50
And to have another doctor drop them.
00:29:54
I think I will because I had to deal with real shit.
00:29:56
That's real shit.
00:29:59
Real talk.
00:29:59
Y'all take this from you, bitch.
00:30:03
I hope you get shake from the frog.
00:30:07
I just got goosebumps.
00:30:14
And that's the story of the dead babies.
00:30:24
I. Don't.
00:30:29
I know right now you really like.
00:30:31
Well, reach me on the radio right now.
00:30:35
Even though it's while most popular
00:30:37
between the two biggest, most proud moms of you.
00:30:41
If you're not down my forehead.
00:30:43
If you wonder why I'm the realm of usually I just around my body.
00:30:48
Like somehow I just don't
00:30:52
smoke.
00:30:52
We surround the blood smoking I will give you damn.
00:30:56
Bring the rats. When we got the house.
00:30:58
Mom will bring the rats.
00:31:00
We got the bell.
00:31:01
Smoke. Father, bring the ball.
00:31:03
My father will bring the rock to me during.
00:31:06
Fuck with to suck you better yet, blow you all up.
00:31:10
One hit I take. Fuck. You gonna make the cut?
00:31:12
I'm not sure. This is YouTube.
00:31:14
Save the game. This as a weapon
00:31:18
talking shit.
00:31:18
But I sit it home.
00:31:20
For people that live in the 20,000, better off was a hockey player in the 90s.
00:31:24
It's like the Lord shit flying over the wall.
00:31:27
The first one with all the oven smoke that blew the bubble.
00:31:32
Quit on the second.
00:31:33
Yeah, probably jump off your mouth, but I call this the no.
00:31:36
I think he just, like, in the office or, that shit's
00:31:40
rushing this.
00:31:42
So that it's not her name.
00:31:46
Still.
00:31:47
Temper, temper.
00:31:56
Yeah.
00:31:58
Well, how does Gary know
00:32:01
that this is the story of the person that he's currently working with?
00:32:05
Also, where's Gary currently working.
00:32:10
I'm not going to say I may know exactly where,
00:32:13
but I would never say on the show because that would be our model.
00:32:17
Still, I retarded,
00:32:20
Armada fabrics.
00:32:21
I'm out of lumber, so Ryan says. So.
00:32:25
Brady doesn't believe in UFOs, but believes there's a man in the sky
00:32:28
helping you find your keys.
00:32:30
No and no.
00:32:33
So my problem with UFOs, which I'm not going to fixate on too much,
00:32:36
I want to I want to try and take this like the why files format, where
00:32:39
we're going to go through it, dig through it, talk about it,
00:32:43
not discount anything.
00:32:44
Try just to be a little skeptical.
00:32:47
But then at the end, I mean, I'm going to say what I think,
00:32:50
especially with the orbs and stuff, with the I mean, it's
00:32:53
I just don't believe that the evidence that we see with UFOs
00:32:57
are any indication that there are UFOs.
00:33:00
That doesn't mean there aren't.
00:33:01
I'm just as skeptical of there are being UFOs is there aren't
00:33:06
as the same as there are with some type of a larger, higher power.
00:33:11
I don't think he lives in the sky because the sky is only from here to space.
00:33:17
No, I don't, I don't.
00:33:19
There's no man that lives in that space between
00:33:22
the surface of the Earth and where space starts.
00:33:26
That is like religious tales,
00:33:28
which I'm constantly against on the show.
00:33:31
But I don't think that's where space starts.
00:33:34
Why do you think that?
00:33:34
That's the realm in which they're speaking up?
00:33:38
It's just Ryan speaking of it.
00:33:39
He used the word sky.
00:33:41
So to me, the sky is the space.
00:33:45
Earth between the ground and space.
00:33:47
Yeah. Space is, like, different than the Earth.
00:33:50
Sky, even though you can see,
00:33:52
you can see through the sky and see the rest of space.
00:33:54
So I mean,
00:33:56
I yeah, the definition of sky is
00:33:58
doesn't really bother me if you want to say there's more to it.
00:34:01
But I don't believe there's any man that lives imaginatively in there.
00:34:05
But I also don't like the fact that just because that's not plausible,
00:34:09
that you completely discount anything larger than the human existence.
00:34:14
So, no, I mean, I think they're kind of the same, actually.
00:34:18
I think if we find UFOs, we'll find will unlock a lot more of the secrets
00:34:21
to the universe. I would love to find it. I'm sorry.
00:34:24
When I say UFOs, I mean something behind the unidentified aerial phenomenon.
00:34:30
Or flying objects or fuck off or whatever.
00:34:32
The UFO stands for.
00:34:34
I don't
00:34:37
I don't mean that those aren't real.
00:34:39
Obviously, there's things in the sky that we don't know what the fuck they are,
00:34:42
but I have some statistics, like the fact that there's
00:34:45
130 million things in our sky.
00:34:50
So if there's 130 objects in the sky that we can identify, track
00:34:54
and with registered numbers, whether that's a tail number on a airplane
00:35:00
or whether it's a satellite, we know exactly what that is.
00:35:03
And we can explain
00:35:04
exactly what that shiny thing is that your camera didn't pick up.
00:35:08
But when they start saying that the orbs,
00:35:10
which is is the reflection of a streetlight is a is
00:35:13
their cousin that died and is an interdimensional being.
00:35:17
Yeah, I get a little more than skeptical, but on this show,
00:35:19
I'm not gonna I'm going to try and believe I'm going to enjoy
00:35:23
and hopefully we discover aliens or whatever.
00:35:27
I mean, so that is the part right there.
00:35:29
As soon as you see a UFO, typically you don't go, oh, it's probably a drone,
00:35:34
or it's a tail light of a of a plane,
00:35:36
or it's the reflection of something, who knows what it is.
00:35:40
But we automatically think that it's the craziest, most fantastical thing,
00:35:45
which is some other being.
00:35:48
But yet then when
00:35:48
when we have stinkbugs and crickets and centipedes and fish and jellyfish,
00:35:53
we just discount that as being some, you know, under
00:35:57
that's beneath us, that being doesn't exist.
00:35:59
That being is probably the alien that you're fucking looking for.
00:36:04
So there's there's more proof that we ignore.
00:36:06
But yet lights and orbs, that's the new fad.
00:36:10
And the people that get those footage.
00:36:11
Why, with all this high definition footage, don't we have any proof of Jesus,
00:36:16
God, or an alien craft?
00:36:19
It seems more likely that we would have it.
00:36:22
Then we have to go across the line
00:36:24
and say, well, we have it, but somebody is withholding it.
00:36:27
And if just the the government would release it and disclose everything,
00:36:31
but then they can't because we can go back to the topic of the show,
00:36:34
they're all in on it to show projection so that we can all become one world
00:36:37
government, one world religion.
00:36:41
And the part that scares me and frightens me most is
00:36:43
when the host of the show says, what would be so wrong with that?
00:36:50
My problem?
00:36:50
What's wrong with that is what if that one thing,
00:36:52
that one world government, their ideals, their laws and their compatible living,
00:36:56
whatever you want to call it, completely conflicts
00:37:00
with everything you believe in to be good, wholesome and real.
00:37:03
Then you have a problem and you have no other options.
00:37:04
Then it's a dystopian hell.
00:37:08
So I would rather put not put all my eggs
00:37:10
in one basket and let a bunch of nations govern.
00:37:13
And at the very least, if you're capable and you can walk,
00:37:17
you can move to a location that may better suit
00:37:20
your lifestyle and be compatible with the way you live.
00:37:24
That's why one world government is the most frightening threat against us.
00:37:28
In my lifetime. And to shrug that off is
00:37:33
maybe we'll all hold hands and sing Kumbaya.
00:37:35
That's the same naive attitude that believes that the flashing lights
00:37:39
in the sky are friendly aliens like E.T..
00:37:43
Shit.
00:37:43
See, I can't I keep back into the skeptical part.
00:37:45
I apologize, I got a little bit upset about the comparison that's on the screen
00:37:50
right now.
00:37:50
That's so Brady doesn't believe in UFOs, but
00:37:52
believe there's a man living in the sky helping you find your keys.
00:37:56
So that's a wonderfully framed argument that I didn't say
00:37:59
either one of those things and don't believe in either one of those things yet.
00:38:03
After this point in time, people will take those things as reality
00:38:07
because they were put into reality.
00:38:10
It's not,
00:38:12
it's not productive.
00:38:14
But if you have proof of an alien,
00:38:17
please call 15863 Rance three.
00:38:20
I'm reading in the,
00:38:22
local
00:38:23
newspaper that Oakland County sheriff's deputies were called out Saturday night
00:38:27
to investigate a blue pulsing light seen hovering over
00:38:31
I-75 near Auburn Hills.
00:38:34
Witnesses described it as a silent, fast moving,
00:38:37
and it was shaped like an upside down stop sign.
00:38:42
What do you think about that?
00:38:44
So something in an upside down stop sign.
00:38:50
I know, isn't it isn't it
00:38:52
the same way both
00:38:55
ways?
00:38:57
I don't know what that means.
00:38:59
That's a quote from the,
00:39:01
No. The only person could have set us upside
00:39:05
down. It's a fucking stop sign.
00:39:06
So what are they talking about?
00:39:08
The only parts that are in quotes are.
00:39:10
Oh, no, that isn't quotes.
00:39:11
Blue. Pulsing.
00:39:12
Pulsing. Light. Silent.
00:39:13
Fast moving in, shaped like an upside down stop sign.
00:39:17
So it's like a stop sign. So. So what?
00:39:19
What's. Yeah.
00:39:20
What's the road?
00:39:21
This I.
00:39:22
Dude, if you know what, if you introduce like, another circle, you got a quote.
00:39:26
What they say is stupid.
00:39:27
It is just like an upside down square.
00:39:30
Officials say it was likely a drone.
00:39:32
Fuck. Seriously.
00:39:35
Take that about now.
00:39:36
Turn it upside down.
00:39:38
But see, that's part of the problem.
00:39:40
I don't think that's some idiot that just said upside down stop sign.
00:39:42
I think that's him trying to make it more interesting,
00:39:45
to make more people susceptible and naive to thinking I don't understand.
00:39:49
Like what is upside down?
00:39:51
Like, are we talking about sideways?
00:39:52
Or they're saying it's always because either way, it's the same fucking thing.
00:39:56
So I think they mean if you're looking up in the sky at it,
00:39:59
it wasn't upright, it was facing down.
00:40:03
Not, not flipped up.
00:40:04
Because obviously you're right.
00:40:05
An octagon turned upside down, like, again.
00:40:08
I mean, it was just laying flat like you, but
00:40:12
like it was parallel to the ground.
00:40:15
Yeah. What do you mean?
00:40:16
Well, yeah.
00:40:17
If if you've ever seen a drone fly,
00:40:19
it has to be going really fast for it to be vertical to the ground.
00:40:23
And, I
00:40:23
mean, I don't know, I think there are, there are 2000
00:40:27
there's millions of registers on it go from
00:40:32
I need to email this son of a bitch.
00:40:33
And that's from the local news, the local news desk of Gary.
00:40:39
It says, oh, okay.
00:40:40
The contact Gary.
00:40:42
And see what Gary.
00:40:44
What the upside down stuff. So.
00:40:48
I just think they're saying that to to obscure skate
00:40:51
the fact that it was a drone.
00:40:53
Because if they just would have said there was a square octagon,
00:40:57
even if it was a square, that would have been more interesting than an octagon,
00:41:00
because an octagon is clearly why is it upside down?
00:41:03
Why is it upside down?
00:41:05
It's not so
00:41:08
it's like the side facing upwards or the south facing downward.
00:41:12
Or is is the stop.
00:41:13
Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. The stop is written upside down.
00:41:16
I didn't think of that until just now.
00:41:18
You are brilliant.
00:41:20
You are the best host to show us ever.
00:41:22
Oh, he could read some stuff on the craft and the wording was upside down,
00:41:27
which is why he's saying it was like an upside down stop sign.
00:41:30
Very hard to read, is what he's saying. It's brilliant.
00:41:32
Yeah. Okay.
00:41:33
We get a perfect question. Answer. Thanks.
00:41:36
Upside down.
00:41:42
Asking how to draw a picture
00:41:44
of a alien spaceship that looks like an upside down stuff.
00:41:55
He said that's
00:41:56
that's the joke that the upside down stop sign is still just a stop sign.
00:42:01
Octagon stays an octagon.
00:42:03
No matter which way you flip it.
00:42:05
That that's that's why that that line work.
00:42:08
So that is very good.
00:42:10
Well, maybe just being a dick to you.
00:42:13
Okay.
00:42:14
I don't think anyone else thought that the with all the comments we have, we can't.
00:42:18
I can't wait to start our new,
00:42:21
super tip
00:42:22
comments where you can get Gary to say things.
00:42:26
You just type whatever you want Gary to say, and he'll say it live on the show.
00:42:30
But unfortunately for life, that doesn't happen for free
00:42:33
and you're going to have to place a super tip to have it do it.
00:42:36
We'll see how that works out.
00:42:38
Let's go through these comments for now for free,
00:42:40
because we're a cheap show and we do your comments for free.
00:42:43
In fact, if you want to call in at 15863, rant three, we'll put you on the show.
00:42:46
In fact, if you want the link and you have a video set up
00:42:48
and you want to be on the show, we'll send you the link.
00:42:50
Just let us know in the chat.
00:42:53
Tell us where you work.
00:42:55
You're.
00:42:58
Tell us where you work.
00:43:01
I don't know if you have to do that.
00:43:02
You might be muted unless you're going through a drive through or something.
00:43:05
We can't hear you.
00:43:07
Workplace rumor mill.
00:43:10
I don't know what that means.
00:43:11
I should have did these comments as we were going through,
00:43:13
and they would have made more sense for the rest of I work.
00:43:17
It's loud, very slow.
00:43:18
Yes, I love that I do a lot of SEO work as the technician
00:43:22
and also producer of the show, and I've noticed that you,
00:43:26
list that in your,
00:43:29
was it was it indeed or was it, LinkedIn?
00:43:31
I don't remember, but it's,
00:43:33
I think it might have been if.
00:43:35
Do we need.
00:43:36
I was looking at I was looking at reviews of, our motto, Revere.
00:43:40
So, but I want to.
00:43:42
I think you gave us.
00:43:43
I think you gave a four star.
00:43:44
I want to know why not a five star?
00:43:46
Or was it a five? Maybe it was a five star.
00:43:48
I would probably rate it lesser now, just based on the fact that, you know.
00:43:53
Well, see, I take that personally.
00:43:56
No, don't take it personally.
00:43:57
I mean, take it personally.
00:43:58
That I guess maybe maybe you are the one who caused the person to quit.
00:44:02
I don't know,
00:44:03
I don't see how that's possible.
00:44:05
I want I told I don't,
00:44:07
I told them everything, all the advice I've given him as far as far as his work
00:44:11
and his wife and the show is he's done the exact opposite.
00:44:17
So I cannot.
00:44:17
And not only my not responsible, I'm opposite, responsible
00:44:21
jaws favorite rock star documentary all about it.
00:44:25
There's a million I missed one.
00:44:26
There's a military video confirming the existence of UFOs.
00:44:31
We'll send in the link.
00:44:33
I mean, I have some links there.
00:44:34
We have all kinds of videos of of Tic-Tac aerial phenomenon,
00:44:39
sky people, you know, hexagonal,
00:44:44
sky hexagonal isn't it?
00:44:46
Wait, isn't the stop sign octagonal?
00:44:48
Octagonal? Sorry. Not.
00:44:50
There you go, he corrected himself before I got to it.
00:44:54
Things. I don't remember what that means.
00:44:56
Ask your doctor if fladge.
00:44:57
Okay. Yeah, we'll apply that.
00:44:59
You're not going to control the show from your fucking bed, though, dude.
00:45:02
I'll tell you that right now.
00:45:04
Right fucking now.
00:45:06
Your wife is totally going to see what you're doing and get pissed off.
00:45:09
Yeah.
00:45:09
Mrs. Gary, he just in Dover.
00:45:12
He gave me a very, very mild Q that I know exactly what it means,
00:45:15
and I'm granting him what he wants, but I'm not happy about it.
00:45:19
Right.
00:45:19
For you don't take pleasure and be right for you.
00:45:23
Wait. Do I have to play that?
00:45:24
Don't tape fly drains if you're allergic to fladge or any of its ingredients
00:45:29
as below.
00:45:32
You just say Hezbollah.
00:45:33
What did you say?
00:45:34
Yeah, I think he supports Hezbollah,
00:45:37
and that's what he said.
00:45:40
What a piece of shit.
00:45:43
Do you want to see what Gary does in his spare time?
00:45:46
Is that why I quit?
00:45:47
You quit the show and joined Hezbollah?
00:45:49
Yeah, dude, he quit the show because it's not because of his wife.
00:45:52
I mean, he was a little sad about that,
00:45:53
but as soon as he had, like, one week off after two years in a row.
00:45:56
Exactly two years in a row, right?
00:45:58
He was like, oh, shit, dude, I can build fucking teepees in my yard.
00:46:03
I can disc golf.
00:46:04
I can play with my dogs, jerk off all the shit I used to do before.
00:46:08
Are you trying to say that that's the TV right there behind them?
00:46:12
Is that. Just looks like it's hard.
00:46:15
Fellow stupid
00:46:16
monkey people, I'm reporting to you
00:46:20
on location here in,
00:46:22
my makeshift tarp village,
00:46:26
aka Rope City.
00:46:29
And he's
00:46:31
filming his new podcast.
00:46:32
I wanted to make a, small correction.
00:46:37
Well, a joke doesn't land if I start the video.
00:46:43
And I'm
00:46:44
speaking before it actually starts recording.
00:46:47
So, I am always suspect
00:46:49
when a commercial starts with
00:46:52
ask your doctor if he starts a conversation like that
00:46:57
could be right for you.
00:46:58
And that's what the joke was that last time.
00:47:00
So just wanted to let you know there's my ladder.
00:47:06
And this is
00:47:08
my little hovel.
00:47:10
Oh. Fire pit. The fuck is a hovel?
00:47:13
I thought it'd be fun. Are we just going to skip that one?
00:47:15
You know what this like it's not.
00:47:16
Oh, no.
00:47:17
What do I get there?
00:47:18
You can Google it.
00:47:19
Hang in there.
00:47:20
But, so I'm correct in thinking that you don't know what the fuck hovel
00:47:24
means unprotected.
00:47:26
I assume it's some kind of little cove or getaway.
00:47:28
Unless you could.
00:47:29
Unless he was walking and he said he had a hovel,
00:47:32
which, you know, he's getting old. He's getting up there.
00:47:34
He may have a hobble at this point, I don't know.
00:47:36
We haven't actually physically seen him in a while.
00:47:40
If only
00:47:41
somebody would, I don't know, let us know in the chat.
00:47:45
I'm sure everyone liked, comment and subscribed already.
00:47:48
Anybody who's gonna.
00:47:51
But, if you can tell us what a hobble is,
00:47:54
because I can't even Google it because I'm not sure what what he said.
00:47:59
If I put hobble, it's going to get in a hobble is the walk.
00:48:02
Yep. Hobble. Maybe it was he read. Maybe.
00:48:05
Maybe it's another terrorist group like he has.
00:48:08
Oh yeah. Okay, I found it.
00:48:11
We got it.
00:48:11
Hobble
00:48:14
a small.
00:48:15
Holy shit.
00:48:16
Now what do I got to look up? Squalid.
00:48:19
Fuck.
00:48:20
I know what squalor means, but I don't know what squalid means.
00:48:24
Hovel.
00:48:25
A small, squalid, unpleasant or simply constructed dwelling.
00:48:30
Okay, wait.
00:48:32
So why did. Why is it unpleasant?
00:48:34
Why do you mean to say that? To be in a.
00:48:37
Because he's pretentious
00:48:38
and online college educated.
00:48:42
Where I am at a university, I am.
00:48:45
I am auto didactic.
00:48:48
There you go, College person.
00:48:49
Look up what that word means.
00:48:53
Where you you live in a oh squalid.
00:48:56
It is. See, it is a lot like squalor.
00:48:59
Squalid,
00:49:01
a place of extremely dirty and an unpleasant
00:49:04
of of a place extremely dirty and unpleasant,
00:49:08
especially as a result of poverty or neglect, i.e.
00:49:12
a canvas, tent or city.
00:49:16
But that was on a home that wasn't a homeless encampment.
00:49:20
I don't like the use of your verbiage.
00:49:21
I don't know, I think he was I think he was setting it up
00:49:24
as a homeless encampment, knowing him and the amount of people he takes.
00:49:28
And so I think that's what he's got going on out back now. All right.
00:49:32
You got tent tent city up there.
00:49:34
Tarp city. Yeah.
00:49:36
Did you guys at home look up auto didactic.
00:49:38
Yeah.
00:49:40
I mean, what's the point of that?
00:49:41
Was he, like, trying to get shade out there, or is he, like, drying
00:49:44
those tarps off, or that.
00:49:48
Are you serious?
00:49:48
You're being serious right now. I think it was raining.
00:49:50
Yeah, well.
00:49:52
And so tarps are the idea.
00:49:57
Why? Autodidact.
00:49:59
Autodidact?
00:50:00
A self-taught person.
00:50:09
Self-taught.
00:50:10
And that everyone
00:50:12
know some people go to
00:50:15
online college at Phoenix
00:50:18
University.
00:50:20
See if you had any formal training or went to college.
00:50:22
That's. You're not.
00:50:23
You can't be an autodidact unless you you can self
00:50:27
teach yourself after the fact.
00:50:30
If only I had gone to online college were
00:50:34
I don't think you have to go to online college, you just have online college.
00:50:39
Self-taught.
00:50:40
Nice.
00:50:40
Like, unlike college, you guys do you
00:50:44
they've they've done lots of studies where college people,
00:50:47
even though they're very well-educated, smart, they know all the fancy words.
00:50:50
When put into a problem solving situation,
00:50:52
they just keep asking their boss or owner of the company, how do I fix this?
00:50:55
How do I fix this?
00:50:56
And they don't really know how to fix it because,
00:50:58
you know, they were just taught how to follow rules and follow steps.
00:51:02
Listen and learn.
00:51:03
People that are self-taught or not taught at all have a tendency
00:51:06
to fend for themselves and figure out problems and
00:51:10
a lot.
00:51:11
Girlfriend has a bachelor's degree in neuroscience, and she's a fucking more,
00:51:17
the people that got A's and B's usually work for the people that got C's and D's.
00:51:23
Sadly or happily, it depends on what you got.
00:51:26
Grades. I worked really, I worked way too hard at school.
00:51:29
It was not worth it.
00:51:34
So many links.
00:51:39
So what do you think of that monologue?
00:51:40
It was a little bit dry.
00:51:44
It's a tiny bit dry.
00:51:45
I have a 22 minute
00:51:47
monologue for later. Oh, yeah.
00:51:49
Like a know what monologue? But I always.
00:51:52
You could definitely wet wet monologues.
00:51:55
Always better.
00:51:59
Nice moist,
00:52:00
nice moist monologue.
00:52:07
No, no, no.
00:52:08
Okay. We don't really go down too much.
00:52:09
I like how he's never heard of Flood Project
00:52:12
until two weeks ago.
00:52:15
Yeah, but everything he learned about drugs
00:52:16
was yesterday in a book, too, so maybe that wasn't quite honest. So
00:52:22
I learned about it.
00:52:23
Like shortly after 94 when when it came out.
00:52:27
But so I don't want to spoil the Gary monologue, but
00:52:32
all that, all that comes from one thing.
00:52:35
I hate to be the guy that just shits on everything with reality,
00:52:37
but the whole Project Blue Beam comes from a one piece of
00:52:43
fiction, and it's a Star Trek movie
00:52:46
that they that never happened.
00:52:49
And the plot of the Star Trek movie was for some fake,
00:52:53
some alien to come down in the form of a religious messiah.
00:52:57
Basically the entire plot of Project Blue Beam and then weirdly,
00:53:01
just a like, what, 10 or 20 years later,
00:53:05
that Frost or Prophet or whatever the guy's name is that
00:53:09
came up with Project Blue Beam,
00:53:11
the Canadian French-Canadian guy from 94.
00:53:15
Basically, it's the same as the plot of that
00:53:18
which the Star Trek The Motion Picture ended up being the same exact thing.
00:53:22
And there's also a Star Trek Next Generation episode,
00:53:25
which was the same exact plot, but they took out the one little facet of
00:53:30
the alien came down and it changed its image,
00:53:32
but they never implied that it was that they had to worship it.
00:53:36
It was acting like some kind of a god or deity.
00:53:39
It was
00:53:39
just some fancy thing that they thought.
00:53:42
What was the plot?
00:53:43
It oh, it ended up being our Voyager probe that we sent out way back when.
00:53:49
And apparently this alien technology
00:53:51
merged with it and made it much smarter and almost sentient.
00:53:54
So it was coming back to learn about its creator.
00:53:57
But originally the plot was a little bit different.
00:54:00
It was the second coming of the Messiah, but they figured that was too.
00:54:06
There was not secular enough, so they changed it.
00:54:10
Fascinating.
00:54:14
But yeah, there's no way.
00:54:15
Did you say to and I think he said in the monologue,
00:54:17
there's no way that we would fall for it nowadays or.
00:54:22
But but then he also said, we may have already
00:54:24
we may already be in the midst of falling for it.
00:54:27
I think as soon as,
00:54:29
as soon as a conspiracy theory, if it was fact,
00:54:32
comes out so widespread, it's kind of hard to pull it off, isn't it?
00:54:36
Like once you know,
00:54:38
somebody is trying to hey, there's somebody hiding behind that bush.
00:54:42
Oh, I'm just going to walk like there's nobody behind the bush like once.
00:54:44
You know, it's kind of hard to unknow.
00:54:47
So if suddenly there's things projecting in the sky,
00:54:50
I'm not going to go, oh my lord.
00:54:52
The first thing I'm going to think of is those bastards,
00:54:56
they're doing that and you're muted just in case you're talking.
00:54:58
If not, that's fine too.
00:55:06
But why would I talk
00:55:07
when you're talking about you?
00:55:10
It is rude.
00:55:12
But don't let that stop you, because I don't want to start talking
00:55:15
because you're talking now.
00:55:17
I think it's funny that I said, hey, I want to take a backseat on the show
00:55:20
and not even put my face on the show and just be a producer.
00:55:22
And then Gary left almost immediately after, or at the same time,
00:55:26
forcing me then to either completely quit and cancel the show or talk more.
00:55:31
I hate surgery,
00:55:34
there's a piece of shit that's all, I don't think.
00:55:37
I think he if he's all right.
00:55:40
Yeah.
00:55:41
And then his wife are both pieces of shit and asshole.
00:55:44
Once you got him on.
00:55:46
All right.
00:55:47
So there's another thing I have is if I'm too busy making songs,
00:55:51
trying to beg Gary to come back
00:55:52
and host like the Flamingo song, which is brilliant, by the way,
00:55:57
I don't have time to finish my clips, and I don't want to wait till next week
00:56:00
because this is about aliens, but I'm supposed to replace all the words
00:56:03
where they say Mulder or Scully with flag and draw.
00:56:07
So I'm going to try and do it in real time or just ignore that part.
00:56:10
But this is funny.
00:56:11
If it they're actually talking to each other
00:56:12
and due to not everything is about humor, Fred,
00:56:17
this is my life.
00:56:22
Top five three moments.
00:56:25
Being here, where we're going in circles but we're not where
00:56:28
we're going in an endless line.
00:56:31
Two steps forwards and three steps back.
00:56:35
On my own life is
00:56:38
standing still
00:56:40
too fast. Coming.
00:56:42
No, that's what's wrong here.
00:56:46
I'm sorry.
00:56:47
That didn't turn out too good right there.
00:56:48
But that's our friend Doug. I mean, Dan.
00:56:54
No, that's what's wrong here.
00:56:59
It hasn't gone far enough.
00:57:01
What I find fantastic has it gone far enough?
00:57:04
There are answers beyond the realm of science.
00:57:07
The answers are there.
00:57:09
You just have to know where to look.
00:57:12
I refuse to believe that
00:57:13
for all the times that I have said that to you.
00:57:17
I am a certain about this.
00:57:19
As you have the.
00:57:23
I'm afraid.
00:57:27
I'm afraid to believe
00:57:30
you secretly face that fear.
00:57:34
Even if it meant never knowing
00:57:36
what your father would tell you.
00:57:40
You said I didn't know, I.
00:57:48
Know he was my.
00:57:55
So is that what it's all about?
00:57:57
This whole Gary leaving the show has to do with this father.
00:58:00
I never even thought that.
00:58:03
I thought you guys had a just fine relationship.
00:58:05
But if there's anything you'd like to share.
00:58:09
I don't know.
00:58:12
I don't know.
00:58:16
I think Gary was in as a child.
00:58:20
We try to touch children
00:58:23
inappropriately.
00:58:26
I'm going to cut right to my favorite alien story here.
00:58:29
I'm really fascinated with this.
00:58:31
I got to open it up as I
00:58:34
talk about it.
00:58:39
Well, that's one.
00:58:41
There's two.
00:58:41
All right.
00:58:47
So this is literally from this week I noticed.
00:58:50
So I try to find up to date UFO sightings.
00:59:06
There's another thing too.
00:59:07
So like, we're trying to scientifically take people for real.
00:59:10
It's kind of like when weed became legal and they called it wacky purple
00:59:13
monkey and shit.
00:59:14
They should have called it a little something
00:59:15
more serious if they want to be taken serious.
00:59:18
Why do all these alien
00:59:21
evidence videos have, like X music to it?
00:59:24
It sounds like a horror movie.
00:59:25
Of course, your senses are already like, And suspecting the most
00:59:30
fantastical, greatest thing your imagination can run wild with.
00:59:35
But I want your opinion.
00:59:36
So what we're doing is we're zooming into Google Earth,
00:59:40
and we're looking at these, what they call aquatic alien species in the South
00:59:44
China Sea.
00:59:49
And they.
00:59:51
They look like glowing little things
00:59:54
with some kind of tail behind them.
00:59:58
They look fantastical.
01:00:00
I mean,
01:00:02
amazing.
01:00:06
So my first step is when I see stuff like this,
01:00:09
I don't just take some TikTok or YouTube short
01:00:13
creator word for it is like little Siemens.
01:00:17
So I don't know what the fuck that.
01:00:18
I'll be honest, I don't know what the fuck they are.
01:00:20
I have a notion of what they might be.
01:00:23
Why lightning strikes by storm.
01:00:25
They're.
01:00:27
But with the ominous music, I mean, obviously
01:00:29
people are going to go, oh, what?
01:00:31
Wait, there's a big, bright one there. He backed up.
01:00:35
So let's do this.
01:00:47
Wait, I had it zoom.
01:00:48
I had it marked, and now it's not there.
01:00:52
Oh, there it is.
01:01:03
Why did we lose?
01:01:16
Turn that music off.
01:01:17
It's go and stuff from the other video.
01:01:18
There we go.
01:01:20
All right.
01:01:20
I had it zoomed right in and marked, but for some reason, it switched off
01:01:24
view, so I got to find them again.
01:01:26
Here. There.
01:01:28
So that I'm actually on Google Maps now.
01:01:30
Not that this I mean, this is just a picture from space.
01:01:32
It could be doctored, but there they are.
01:01:35
But what he didn't zoom in on which would have changed
01:01:38
it is this one.
01:01:42
Do you see that?
01:01:43
I mean, I'm pretty sure I know what that is.
01:01:47
The penis.
01:01:49
It could be a penis.
01:01:51
It by the shape of the front.
01:01:53
It sure looks like the bow of some type of a ship.
01:01:57
So now when I go back and look at these,
01:02:00
I think, oh, well, shit, those are ships with a week.
01:02:03
That's a week. That's a water week.
01:02:05
I don't know why they're the, the the exposures all wacky
01:02:09
and they look like fire bursts, but probably reflection.
01:02:14
Yeah.
01:02:15
I mean and look especially when you look at that like they're
01:02:19
I think it's amazing the water is so shallow.
01:02:21
There is a is that why we can see under it I don't know. Look at this thing.
01:02:24
I don't know what this is either.
01:02:25
We're very shallow and clear.
01:02:28
Why is this,
01:02:31
this thing here at all like this?
01:02:33
Is this to the size? That's where between
01:02:36
between the Philippines and Vietnam and the South China Sea.
01:02:40
Obviously, there's a plateau there.
01:02:43
Is this an island?
01:02:44
Right?
01:02:44
Is there is there any land here at all, like never been here, right?
01:02:47
No. I think it's like a raised area.
01:02:49
Maybe there's good fishing up in that spot.
01:02:50
Maybe there's like a coral reef or some shit where there's.
01:02:53
Yeah. That's right. Yeah.
01:02:55
That's what I was thinking too, is all the green stuff is under the water.
01:03:00
Might be very tropical, but yeah.
01:03:03
So there's another weird reflection. It's probably just reflecting.
01:03:05
Could be the sun reflecting.
01:03:07
You can see the waves now too.
01:03:08
It's more likely the sun was setting and reflecting really weirdly off
01:03:11
all this shit. But,
01:03:17
I mean, it just seems like an alien.
01:03:19
Aliens.
01:03:19
You and I think it's aliens even in the South China Sea.
01:03:22
That's what everybody's saying.
01:03:24
That's the latest story
01:03:26
there's.
01:03:27
Because I think there's aliens even in the South China Sea.
01:03:30
Instead of coming to in the explanation,
01:03:33
they say, well, of course, of course
01:03:37
the aliens would have to hide in the sea, otherwise we would see them.
01:03:42
So these are.
01:03:43
Yeah, things do things do,
01:03:46
emerge, and,
01:03:49
enter the sea and some of them enter the sea and don't come back.
01:03:52
And did you hear that?
01:03:54
The gentleman from the Cosby Show.
01:03:56
Breaking news.
01:03:57
Oh, I did, yeah. Sad.
01:04:00
I don't like the breaking news.
01:04:02
Isn't fun when it's.
01:04:07
Goofy.
01:04:08
It's not fun.
01:04:10
You know, you don't get a little snicker or even,
01:04:13
you know, just based on the stereotype that because of
01:04:16
he was a any.
01:04:19
You know, what my childhood and I was like is
01:04:22
he is he vilified because of the whole Cosby thing?
01:04:25
And then I thought
01:04:27
I tried to picture him on the show.
01:04:29
My mind never even went to the racial stereotype
01:04:32
of a black person can't swim until this very moment.
01:04:35
And I need to thank you for that.
01:04:39
Weird.
01:04:41
Of course he drowned like a rock.
01:04:43
That was. That was the first thing I thought of.
01:04:45
The second thing I thought it was the fucking neighbor boy.
01:04:49
The near my parents cottage that, drown.
01:04:52
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
01:04:56
They had he had a life jacket.
01:04:57
He wanted to drown.
01:04:58
And then it also makes me think of the, the silver one former wrestler.
01:05:03
Only because his name is, Shit.
01:05:05
Yes. Hart, even though it's not his name, is in a shed.
01:05:08
Yes, parts, but it sounds like Shad.
01:05:10
Yeah. Yes. Smart.
01:05:12
But this is a wrestler, a wrestler.
01:05:14
Yeah. He drowned trying to save this kid from drowning.
01:05:16
And, like, I guess they just switch places ever.
01:05:19
Now, hold on a second.
01:05:20
Did he drowned after saving his kid?
01:05:22
After putting up up on, They're giving him the credit for saving the kid.
01:05:26
But I don't know if it if it really was that.
01:05:29
I think the kid saved it
01:05:30
because there was that guy we talked about on the previous show
01:05:33
where he jumped in off a cruise ship and saved his child,
01:05:36
but he had put his child up on the railing and the kid felt it was his fault kind
01:05:40
of response. Okay, there's
01:05:42
he's like, I'm going to get
01:05:43
I am going to get arrested if I don't jump in and try to fix this.
01:05:47
All right.
01:05:47
The Cosby Show, who went on to have a successful career as an adult, is today
01:05:52
the unexpected news that Malcolm-Jamal Warner
01:05:55
has died in Costa Rica at the age of 54?
01:05:59
This newscaster sounds way too excited, too well.
01:06:02
Malcolm Jamal was a guest right here on this set not that long ago,
01:06:06
and this is one of those moments that came as that.
01:06:07
That's why he's excited.
01:06:09
Malcolm-Jamal Warner, we knew him, decided now is not the time
01:06:13
to provide any statements or 54 is not what happened at all.
01:06:17
But we do know comes from Costa Rica specialty drowning.
01:06:20
And so you shouldn't.
01:06:21
Maybe black or not, you should know how to swim financially
01:06:24
with the amount of money that's been caught by current in the water.
01:06:27
Who he was.
01:06:28
Yeah. Awesome.
01:06:29
Yeah, the career spanned.
01:06:30
I always said before in Costa Rica, you want to know some good.
01:06:33
Expecting some sort of pressure. Sure.
01:06:35
Not the current of the current strong I mean Warner's big break.
01:06:38
Some things are more powerful than you and you cannot swim against
01:06:42
with Bill Cosby and Felicia, we try to keep the right frame of mind
01:06:45
and do your best, but you're going to succumb to the core.
01:06:48
Yeah, we're all one.
01:06:49
That's why I like the Great Lakes episodes.
01:06:51
So I'm sure
01:06:53
over they kill people.
01:06:55
He watched him grow up.
01:06:56
Yeah, I would say yes for studying.
01:06:58
I want to experience all that college has to offer.
01:07:01
Warner got a history of work after The Cosby Show
01:07:04
ended, including being the voice of the producer,
01:07:07
on the animated kids series The Magic School Bus troopers.
01:07:12
Shit, I never knew that raindrops start out as ice or snow,
01:07:17
you know, like I've always been like, come Malcolm and Eddie.
01:07:20
It makes sense. Griffin.
01:07:21
That's. Move back home.
01:07:22
Everybody's confused me with the mod was shot.
01:07:25
I just wish I could meet his wife.
01:07:27
That's racist.
01:07:28
So I wish that I carry in the post.
01:07:31
It looks nothing like a man. Rashad.
01:07:32
Jeremiah. He. Malcolm. And he was all right.
01:07:35
Shoot.
01:07:36
More recently, he was one of the stars of the medical drama series The Resident.
01:07:41
Well, you find me a study
01:07:42
that shows that the robotic approach is better than the standard CT surgery,
01:07:46
and I will consider it.
01:07:47
And last year we saw him in the story, aka 911
01:07:51
from his first TV appearance on Matt Houston back in 1982.
01:07:56
Warner seemingly loved what he got to do for a career,
01:07:59
as he once told the Archive of American Television,
01:08:03
but you have to love the craft, and you have to love the craft enough to,
01:08:09
you know, be in the business of show.
01:08:13
Morris Chestnut.
01:08:14
He starred with Warner on The Resident Fox, and he just
01:08:18
rest easy, brother.
01:08:20
It's not so much about being the show of the business,
01:08:23
but more about being in the business of the show.
01:08:26
Television.
01:08:27
But you have to love the craft, and you have to love the craft enough to,
01:08:33
you know, be in the business of show.
01:08:38
See what he did with the words.
01:08:39
There, I get it, I know, but is that it is the
01:08:43
is that profound or is that a terrible, terrible term?
01:08:46
That being profound, I can't tell.
01:08:49
It's a fucking thin line, ain't it?
01:08:52
Yeah.
01:08:54
Being in the business of show,
01:08:58
you know.
01:09:02
Oh, you dumb son of a bitch.
01:09:04
Why are you writing in two fucking ways right now?
01:09:07
I love to pass, but you can't choose fucking
01:09:11
about this story.
01:09:12
Club injuring does it?
01:09:14
Everybody broke.
01:09:16
He just make everybody look.
01:09:19
We're learning more about Fernando Ramirez, the man accused of plowing
01:09:23
his car into a crowd outside of an East Hollywood club, injuring dozens.
01:09:27
Ramirez has a long and violent criminal history,
01:09:30
including nearly a dozen cases in Orange County alone.
01:09:33
Eyewitness news reporter Rob McMillan is live at the
01:09:37
They ripped him out of the car, punched him and shot him.
01:09:39
Though he is not with us anymore.
01:09:41
Oh, no. Why did he do that?
01:09:44
Is he proud?
01:09:44
He plowed us. No, no, not.
01:09:47
This is a different story.
01:09:47
It led right through this guy. Drove through.
01:09:49
I don't know where.
01:09:51
Chat. Where is this?
01:09:53
I think it was in LA.
01:09:55
He drove his car through 30 people outside a nightclub
01:09:58
because apparently he's deranged and crazy.
01:10:00
Oh, then he's white.
01:10:01
Then this is what, he looked
01:10:04
he looked Hispanic.
01:10:06
I believe,
01:10:08
and then white.
01:10:09
Enough.
01:10:13
I don't think you know how white works.
01:10:18
I do, in regard to the news.
01:10:20
Oh, I gotcha.
01:10:21
Yeah. So, okay, so you don't. Yeah. You don't.
01:10:24
You might not know how white works, but you know how black works.
01:10:28
They they report it.
01:10:30
If it's if it's anyone.
01:10:32
I'm going to stop talking before I say something wrong.
01:10:36
The good news of that story is, though, that,
01:10:38
vigilantism took its course
01:10:41
and they took care of it.
01:10:43
Which, I mean, honestly, if every news story ended
01:10:47
that way, I think less people might
01:10:52
take action. Maybe not.
01:10:53
It's always good when when problems work themselves out like that.
01:10:57
If you think that you're in a society where nobody's
01:11:00
going to push back, then the crazy might come out easier.
01:11:03
If you think, wow, if I do this,
01:11:06
somebody might push back and give me some resistance.
01:11:08
Maybe I shouldn't do this. Maybe I won't do this.
01:11:13
I oh, I got to show you this freaking.
01:11:15
This is
01:11:17
this amazed me.
01:11:18
I, I can't get over this.
01:11:21
So we're talking about in this show.
01:11:22
We're talking about seeing things overhead and what you see.
01:11:26
Is it real or not?
01:11:27
Is it a projection from somebody else?
01:11:29
Is it just a flash upside down stuff?
01:11:31
So is it an upside down stop sign?
01:11:33
Is it an alien visitor?
01:11:36
Is it a stealth bomber?
01:11:38
Is it you're missing host flying through the show because his wife got so pissed
01:11:41
because he said in a video that she threw him across the sky?
01:11:46
Could be.
01:11:48
But before you say I need to see things to believe
01:11:51
that they're real, you need to see this.
01:11:55
This is called the Ames window.
01:11:57
Hold at the same level as your eyes and bullet.
01:12:00
It got
01:12:01
that?
01:12:01
You know that.
01:12:02
It's turning around in circles.
01:12:04
In fact, if you look at it from above,
01:12:06
you can see that it's turning around in a circle.
01:12:08
But now your brain is doing something everyone else thinks.
01:12:11
Suddenly he's going to stick his thumb up its ass.
01:12:13
Strange.
01:12:14
It's telling every Australian I hear.
01:12:16
I think he's going to now we're going to get
01:12:20
going around in a circle, but it's oscillating.
01:12:22
In other words, it's turning pop.
01:12:24
Why stopping and then going back the other one way?
01:12:27
Yeah, that's a strange effect.
01:12:28
But if you think that's strange, wait till I add something through the middle.
01:12:32
What am I going to add?
01:12:33
Well, I'm going to add a ballpoint pen.
01:12:35
What do that I've placed
01:12:38
a little piece of double sided sticky tape on the ballpoint pen.
01:12:41
You can.
01:12:41
You don't really need to show us the sticky part, because right
01:12:44
through the center of the window and press it in place like that.
01:12:48
So this time, perpendicular fixing on the pen, you'll be able to see
01:12:53
that the pen is going around in a circle and not going backwards and forwards.
01:12:58
But what you bring in to tell you about the window with your brain.
01:13:01
This is one of my favorite parts about this is he just told you
01:13:05
what's going to happen.
01:13:06
He put the pen in there.
01:13:08
Everybody in the everybody watching this should know
01:13:11
that this is going to spin around and around
01:13:12
is not going to oscillate, which means go back and forth.
01:13:15
It's not going to do that.
01:13:16
I gonna tell you one more time, it's not going to do that.
01:13:18
The pen and the cardboard are in a T like a cross pattern.
01:13:24
And they are rotating in a circle, like a clock,
01:13:27
like like an upside down stop sign, if you will.
01:13:32
Allow you to see the window going around in a circle will look.
01:13:35
But what is your brain going to tell you with the pen?
01:13:39
Or are you going to see something really strange?
01:13:41
What? Look at the test.
01:13:43
It's unbelievable.
01:13:44
I love that I can't going around in a circle
01:13:47
is because I'm telling you that the window is going pop.
01:13:50
I love that you know that it's going there, but your brain is telling you,
01:13:55
let's watch that again.
01:13:56
Or are you going to see something really strong?
01:13:58
Try really hard to focus on it because you know, and don't
01:14:01
let the cardboard go back. You can't you can't.
01:14:04
I'm trying. But I'm driving so really hard.
01:14:06
No, you don't do that.
01:14:07
People are watching in real time.
01:14:09
Go, oh, get a pen going around in a circle.
01:14:12
But your brain is telling you
01:14:13
that the window is going pop way round and turning and going the other way.
01:14:17
And yet, in order to do that, the two things have to pass through one another.
01:14:21
The pain in the window, you know, it's not possible.
01:14:23
You know it can't happen yet.
01:14:25
As you look at it, you see them going through one another.
01:14:28
Every time I go around, you know, it's not possible yet.
01:14:33
You see it anyway.
01:14:37
That could possibly be.
01:14:39
I mean, yeah.
01:14:41
And it goes so in so many levels, if you, you see something,
01:14:44
you need to see something to believe it.
01:14:46
But it's the things you see if you can't believe the things you see.
01:14:48
Because clearly that was not,
01:14:51
that was not what we were just seeing was not correct.
01:14:53
Your brain went, nope, I refuse.
01:14:57
Now what I also wonder too, is if you if you watch that a lot,
01:15:01
does your brain finally like get in some kind of equilibrium and adjust
01:15:04
and then you can actually see it kind of like a, like when you're,
01:15:09
when you're a strobe light
01:15:10
for a long time, you stop seeing the strobe light effect.
01:15:14
After a while.
01:15:23
I should have more content pulled up.
01:15:26
I thought that was 31 clicks.
01:15:31
Other are are you familiar with the.
01:15:36
I'll just let him say it.
01:15:38
I got like, ten minutes here, so
01:15:41
sweet.
01:15:43
Dude, you can play a fun game.
01:15:47
That urge to poop while shopping.
01:15:49
Does this happen to you?
01:15:50
Well, apparently this is a real phenomenon.
01:15:53
And have a good roadside mattress.
01:15:54
That was awesome. Roadside.
01:15:56
It was described as early as 1985 where they shouldn't be.
01:16:00
Roadside mattresses would have to immediately go number two,
01:16:03
and the person who described it called it the Moro Yoki phenomenon.
01:16:06
But apparently it's a real thing.
01:16:08
So, for example, some of my lovers were telling me that when they go
01:16:11
into a bookstore like Barnes and Nobles or this happens to me,
01:16:14
they would immediately have to use the restroom.
01:16:16
It's unclear
01:16:17
if this was due to some sort of stimulus, like smelling fresh coffee or this book.
01:16:22
This book has been flagged.
01:16:24
It's been in the bathroom
01:16:26
as you guys.
01:16:26
You were down in some beers in the parking lot before you went in.
01:16:28
I mean, that's typically how it works for me.
01:16:33
Hold on a second.
01:16:34
Beers make you shit.
01:16:37
Oh, shit.
01:16:38
I love you so much. Piss.
01:16:40
No, I see you're driving, so that's not people.
01:16:42
Yeah. Doctor explains.
01:16:44
Do you poop while shopping? Is the name of this video?
01:16:46
No, no one does.
01:16:47
I've never seen anyone shit while shopping.
01:16:51
No, you don't, you don't.
01:16:54
You don't actually just fall down there like shit while shopping.
01:16:58
But you have the urge to shit while shopping,
01:17:01
selling books or being relaxed.
01:17:03
Apparently it also only if I have to shit floats like at target or TJ Max
01:17:08
and it could be.
01:17:08
The anxiety of going shopping is also triggering you
01:17:11
to have to use the restroom.
01:17:12
And when I was reading articles about it, there are some people that
01:17:14
go to specific stores every single day just to be able to use the restroom.
01:17:18
Well, that's not something there.
01:17:20
So if this happens to you, comment down below
01:17:22
and let me know what stores trigger you to have to use the restroom.
01:17:25
Maybe because they're like, there, they know it's a clean restroom
01:17:28
and they work.
01:17:29
And this is like an area where they like maybe are in between.
01:17:33
I, you know, I have the bookstore, one I did
01:17:37
I smelled the book and I honestly thought it was because I usually read
01:17:42
it. The second you smell the book, you're like, oh, shit.
01:17:44
Sorry.
01:17:45
Yeah.
01:17:45
And I was like, oh, and I got American.
01:17:48
Actually, I wasn't even shopping, I was working, I was, I was replacing
01:17:51
some technical man in a Barnes and Noble, and I had to be there for a while.
01:17:55
And I was like, I don't like shitting.
01:17:57
I could not stop shitting it.
01:17:59
You couldn't get any worse than the shutter.
01:18:01
Yeah.
01:18:02
You have to wear like yourself then some people are proud.
01:18:05
Do they get to shit and get paid?
01:18:07
Well, 95 minutes.
01:18:09
Yeah, I used to. Yeah.
01:18:10
Oh fuck yeah, I still do.
01:18:14
Sometimes, like, as I like.
01:18:15
I'm in a random establishment sometimes.
01:18:17
And it's like I'd rather not shit in their bathroom
01:18:20
because sometimes the these sometimes shots are pretty fucking gross.
01:18:23
So I won't shit till I get back to the hotel,
01:18:25
but I won't clock out until I'm done with that shit,
01:18:27
because that shit should have been done
01:18:29
on the clock while I was at the establishment.
01:18:31
But this place is fucking gross.
01:18:32
So you guys owe me for and my bladder for having to fucking hold that shit in,
01:18:37
and then I'm going to fucking take a slower shit and fucking sit on my phone
01:18:41
and then fuck out.
01:18:43
Take that, take that, take that.
01:18:49
I know what's going on up here,
01:18:51
you motherfucker.
01:18:57
How did you do it?
01:18:58
Oh, no. Damn it!
01:19:00
Are they doing one of these fucking construction fucking parades?
01:19:03
No, it's a drunk checkpoint.
01:19:06
They're going to pull over
01:19:09
and they're going to breathalyzed you, and you're not allowed to proceed.
01:19:13
I could be,
01:19:15
don't worry.
01:19:16
They're unconstitutional and illegal.
01:19:17
You tell them you're a free, sovereign citizen
01:19:20
and they can fuck off and then see how that goes for you.
01:19:23
Make sure your camera's running.
01:19:24
They'll make sure you're actually human.
01:19:27
Yeah.
01:19:27
You know, so back to Project Blue Beam, Serge Monist is the guy in 1994
01:19:33
who basically came came up with the entire idea,
01:19:37
and I went way down the blue beam rabbit hole many, many times.
01:19:42
My only problem is, a lot of times I get Project Blue Beam
01:19:44
confused with Project Blue Book, which Kelley Blue Book,
01:19:49
project.
01:19:50
Project Blue Book is actually the alien.
01:19:52
It's UFO and UAP.
01:19:55
You know, they
01:19:55
apparently there's a blue book with all the sightings
01:19:58
and stuff all the way back from 1940 or some.
01:20:00
I don't remember exactly, but that's why I was concentrate
01:20:03
more on the UAPs and UFOs for Blue Beam as opposed to the whole
01:20:07
Feeling Good and Project Blue Ball.
01:20:11
I still don't get how 5G can change your thoughts.
01:20:15
I don't, I've never figured I went down that rabbit hole.
01:20:18
I never really figured it out.
01:20:19
But Serge Serge, Monist is the guy who conceptualized the whole thing.
01:20:25
Keep in mind, based on a Star Trek script,
01:20:28
welcome to our exploration of one of these.
01:20:30
I'm not figures in conspiracy theory.
01:20:33
The whole Project Blue Beam, is
01:20:34
based on the plot of a Star Trek movie that never happened.
01:20:39
Is it the history or is it the other way around?
01:20:41
I think it is a Quebec journalist who's bold.
01:20:44
Claims about NASA and the United Nations have sparked debates and discussions
01:20:48
across the globe.
01:20:49
Today, we'll unravel the layers of his controversial theories
01:20:51
and the impact it had on modern conspiracy circles.
01:20:53
Serge, when asked, was not just any journalist.
01:20:55
He was a man on a mission to expose what he believed to be a grand deception.
01:21:00
His most infamous theory, project, Blue Beam, suggests that NASA and the UN
01:21:04
are conspiring to simulate a second coming of Christ and a fake alien invasion.
01:21:09
This, he claimed, would lead to the destruction of traditional religions
01:21:13
and the rise of a New Age belief system.
01:21:16
But what led him to these radical conclusions?
01:21:19
Modernists fascination with the New World Order began in the early 1990s,
01:21:24
heavily influenced by the works of William Guy Carr.
01:21:27
In his 1994 book Project Blue Beam NASA, he detailed his alarming
01:21:33
claims about how advanced technology could be used to manipulate the masses.
01:21:36
His ideas, while lacking in concrete evidence, resonated with many
01:21:41
who felt disillusioned by authority and mainstream narratives.
01:21:45
In addition to Project Blue Beam, Monist published Ley Protocol de Toronto
01:21:51
6.6.6, in 1995, alleging
01:21:55
that a messianic group was orchestrating a new world order through mind control.
01:21:58
His works often drew criticism for their dubious sourcing,
01:22:02
yet they continue to circulate and inspire conspiracy theorists today.
01:22:06
Despite the lack of reliable evidence, monist theories
01:22:09
have influenced many, including notable figures like Taxi Mars.
01:22:13
His ideas have even made their way
01:22:15
into popular culture, referenced in shows like American Dad!
01:22:19
This highlights the enduring
01:22:20
nature of his work and its impact on the conspiracy landscape.
01:22:24
As we delve deeper into modernists life, we must consider the broader
01:22:28
implications of his theories.
01:22:30
Are they merely the ramblings of a conspiracy theorist,
01:22:33
or do they reflect a deeper societal fear of control and manipulation?
01:22:37
Join us as we explore these questions and more.
01:22:40
In conclusion, search manifests.
01:22:42
Legacy is one of intrigue and controversy.
01:22:44
His theories may lack solid evidence, but they have undeniably left
01:22:48
a mark on the world of conspiracy theories.
01:22:52
He was a fellow that was on his way to a mountain resort, and a policeman
01:22:55
stopped him and said, did you know that you're driving without tail lights?
01:23:00
And the driver hopped out of the car.
01:23:02
He was so badly shaken that the officer took pity on him
01:23:05
and said, well, now wait a minute, calm down. It's not that serious.
01:23:08
An infraction kind of said, it may not mean much to you,
01:23:12
but to me it means I lost my trailer, a wife and four kids.
01:23:17
That's one of my favorite stories.
01:23:19
Oh, we got a double joke today.
01:23:20
Had to do with an employee who sat at the desk and papers came to his desk.
01:23:25
He read them and determined
01:23:26
where they were to go and initialed them and sent them on.
01:23:30
And one day a classified document came there, but it came to him.
01:23:34
So he read it, initialed it, and set it on.
01:23:38
24 hours later, it came back to him
01:23:41
with a note attached that said, you weren't supposed to see this.
01:23:44
Erase your initials. And initially erasure.
01:23:50
I don't get it.
01:23:52
I don't think I get that one.
01:23:56
It's dumb.
01:23:58
I think that's what it is.
01:23:59
In our obsession, I get the antagonisms of the moment.
01:24:03
We often forget how much unites
01:24:05
all the members of humanity.
01:24:08
Perhaps we need some outside universal threat
01:24:12
to make us recognize this common bond.
01:24:16
I occasionally think how quickly our differences get pulled
01:24:20
over, bro would vanish if we were facing an alien or criminal.
01:24:24
So you got me so excited!
01:24:29
Tonight, an aerial mission live on described as unnerving.
01:24:32
If we got this video tonight, it happens to be live
01:24:36
drones flying just as large as a small car.
01:24:40
And today, a large trucking stop
01:24:43
thrived as the size of a small vehicle flying
01:24:45
over a California event where Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin was in attendance.
01:24:50
In recent
01:24:51
months, mysterious drones have been spotted over American City.
01:24:54
Oh, this is all buzzing silently through the night skies.
01:24:57
What march?
01:24:58
Official explanations remain elusive.
01:25:01
Meanwhile, while the U.S.
01:25:01
government announced closing information on unidentified aerial phenomena,
01:25:04
I don't know who it was. When was this just a coincidence?
01:25:06
That last part of something far more sinister.
01:25:08
What is Project Blue Beam?
01:25:10
Who's behind it
01:25:12
and how did it come to light?
01:25:14
Let's try to find out.
01:25:15
Oh my Jo'burg record.
01:25:16
Veteran filmmaker will try to answer these questions on today's episode of his
01:25:23
Black History for mystery flight history.
01:25:27
Black history.
01:25:28
Do you know what that history is?
01:25:30
It's nothing.
01:25:32
Yeah. I think beam is a claim.
01:25:33
Global enterprise plans to simulate an alien invasion or divine event.
01:25:36
So much forgotten history.
01:25:37
Most history is announced in the 1990s.
01:25:40
The theory suggests a statement designed to establish a new world order.
01:25:43
Is there any credibility to minus theory?
01:25:44
No. Have before us the opportunity to forge for ourselves
01:25:48
and for future generations a new world order,
01:25:52
a world where the rule of law,
01:25:54
not the law of the jungle, governs the conflict?
01:25:57
That was borderline racist when we are successful.
01:26:00
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that we were.
01:26:02
We have a real chance at this.
01:26:04
Did you order?
01:26:05
Did you hear? Sorry.
01:26:06
Speaking of, this is bad Segway.
01:26:08
Speaking of law of the jungle Carnival Cruises has banned
01:26:11
rap music.
01:26:14
You cannot even request rap music
01:26:16
on the dance floors in the nightclubs
01:26:20
because of what has a dead.
01:26:21
What are they playing?
01:26:23
I don't know,
01:26:24
but if you know anything about on his art, are you allowed to play R&B
01:26:28
Carnival Cruise has been ratcheted up, if you know what I'm saying.
01:26:32
Oh, that's pretty race,
01:26:35
is it?
01:26:35
I'm sorry I didn't say nappy.
01:26:38
You said ratchet. The.
01:26:41
But they.
01:26:43
That's not okay.
01:26:44
You said it was ratchet.
01:26:47
But anyway.
01:26:48
Yeah.
01:26:49
So they're trying to set some standards.
01:26:52
They they made two changes this week.
01:26:53
They banned rap music from.
01:26:55
You can't play it for me.
01:26:57
They also banned, Bluetooth speakers because apparently
01:27:00
there was a certain element that would think it would be fine
01:27:03
to lay out on your chair and blast rap music out of their Bluetooth speaker.
01:27:07
Certain element. What do you mean, like fire or water? Wind?
01:27:12
Cruiser.
01:27:12
What are they called?
01:27:13
What do you call a passenger? A passenger?
01:27:17
I don't know what you're talking about.
01:27:18
And so they banned rap music, and then they also.
01:27:21
What was the other thing they did?
01:27:22
I remember the other thing they did. No. Oh.
01:27:25
So you it's all inclusive, right.
01:27:26
So when you pay, you're supposed you're supposed to be allowed
01:27:28
to drink as much as you want, right?
01:27:29
No. They put a limit.
01:27:30
There's only 15 drinks per day allowed. Now.
01:27:33
And a lot of people are very upset about that.
01:27:37
They should ban rap altogether.
01:27:39
The hip hop of today is absolutely awful.
01:27:41
It is.
01:27:42
And I'll even double down on that.
01:27:43
All the music of today is awful.
01:27:46
It is homogeneous, it's safe.
01:27:48
It sounds exactly like everything else.
01:27:50
And I know all music is, derivative is derivative of other music.
01:27:56
It's. I'm a genius.
01:27:59
There's nobody taking any risks.
01:28:00
Nobody's doing anything different.
01:28:02
Even experimental is just the same frickin EDM tunes.
01:28:07
Bullshit.
01:28:10
They should talk.
01:28:11
Wait, what?
01:28:11
They should ban talking on speaker phone when in public?
01:28:14
Sweet Jesus, that shit's annoying.
01:28:17
Yeah, that one doesn't bother me as much because
01:28:20
usually when that happens to me, I'm at work.
01:28:22
Because wherever I work, there's often
01:28:25
the businesses, you know, doing business or there's people shopping,
01:28:29
or I either work in a server room where there's nobody
01:28:32
or out on the floor or in point of sale.
01:28:35
So it's just interesting to me if I can hear their conversation,
01:28:38
I honestly, I'll admit it, I rap and the more I can hear,
01:28:41
the more interesting it is because I'm bored.
01:28:43
But yeah, if you're trying to have some peace and quiet, yeah, that's annoying.
01:28:46
Especially when you can just push a button and hold it up to your ear,
01:28:49
but they can't see what won't be worse.
01:28:51
What about when you hear people at an intersection with their Bluetooth
01:28:55
and their radios on like a fucking thousand,
01:28:58
and you can hear every word they're saying.
01:29:02
I have to turn my radio up louder to
01:29:04
to drown out the Bluetooth conversation next door,
01:29:09
in order in which a credible United
01:29:11
Nations can use its peacekeeping role
01:29:14
to fulfill the promise and vision of the UN's founder.
01:29:19
But who are these shadowy elite?
01:29:21
Theorists often point to secretive organizations
01:29:24
like the Bilderberg Group, the Trilateral Commission.
01:29:28
They're not secret.
01:29:29
Even elements within world governments.
01:29:31
Anybody with cumulated wealth believes, has a global affairs
01:29:35
that conspiracy talk to consider
01:29:37
credible the Bilderberg, a scale Canadian
01:29:40
investigative journalist from Quebec,
01:29:43
gained notoriety for conspiracy circles
01:29:46
after publishing works detailing so the Bilderberg.
01:29:48
I've heard about that a lot,
01:29:50
where people meet in
01:29:51
secret, even though there's a registry
01:29:54
and it's a public meeting.
01:29:56
Nothing wrong with that.
01:29:57
I mean, it's it's a little creepy, it's a little sinister, but
01:30:01
there's really nothing wrong with it.
01:30:02
And now that it's such an public, I, I'm sure any of the secret
01:30:06
shadowy elite, dark government, Bilderberg, Illuminati, whatever groups
01:30:11
aren't doing it in the ones that are known.
01:30:13
I mean, as soon as they become.
01:30:15
What's that called in, Spy world, as soon as they become
01:30:18
burned or recognized or public, they get the fuck out and move
01:30:22
or do some something slightly different and more government secret projects.
01:30:27
He wrote extensively about government mind
01:30:30
control programs and covert military operations.
01:30:34
His claims about Project Booby
01:30:36
were outlined in books and lectures,
01:30:38
making him a central figure in modern conspiracy lore.
01:30:42
Man sudden death in 1996 under mysterious circumstance
01:30:46
definitely fuels the cause, only fueled speculation about the veracity of his.
01:30:50
But look at them. I mean, just look at them.
01:30:53
Look at me.
01:30:53
If I die tomorrow, you're not going to go, oh, how the fuck did that happen?
01:30:56
You're going to go, yep, that seems about right.
01:30:58
Claims.
01:31:02
Serge Monash died of a heart attack
01:31:04
December of 1996 at the age of 51.
01:31:07
His sudden death occurred shortly after five
01:31:11
Serge Monash died of a heart attack.
01:31:13
December of 19 has only fueled speculation
01:31:17
about the veracity of his claims.
01:31:21
Serge Monash
01:31:22
died of a heart attack December of 1996 at age of 51.
01:31:26
Was to say that right after sudden death occurred shortly after he claimed
01:31:29
he was being persecuted by government agencies for exposing.
01:31:33
He died suddenly before it was his friends in the suddenly
01:31:36
from often speculate that his death was suspicious,
01:31:40
with some suggesting he was assassinated using secretive methods
01:31:44
like psychotropic weapons, or that he was poisoned.
01:31:48
Substances like potassium chloride
01:31:51
or digitalis can disrupt the heart rhythm, leading to cardiac arrest.
01:31:56
Additionally, drugs such as beta blockers
01:31:59
or stimulant and high doses can mimic a heart attack.
01:32:03
Forensic toxicology tests I've heard
01:32:05
the CIA has a heart of heart attack dart with no trace.
01:32:09
It supposedly sticks in you, kills you, and then dissolves with no trace
01:32:14
and looks like a heart attack.
01:32:15
I've heard that, like most of my life, that's an old.
01:32:19
So what is it?
01:32:21
Why would they need whatever he just said?
01:32:25
Well, digitalis can disrupt the heart's
01:32:27
rhythm, leading to cardiac arrest.
01:32:30
Additionally, drugs such as beta blockers or stimulants
01:32:34
and high doses can mimic a heart attack.
01:32:37
Forensic toxicology tests are typically required
01:32:40
to detect these substances during an autopsy.
01:32:44
Whether a toxicology tests
01:32:45
were conducted on Mona's corpse or not is unknown.
01:32:49
Who's to say Mona's passing has become part of the lore
01:32:52
surrounding his theories, adding a narrative mystery to his legacy.
01:32:57
According to Monash,
01:32:58
there are four steps to the conduct of Project Blue Beam
01:33:02
Number one, describing religion.
01:33:05
According to the theory, step one is the creation
01:33:08
of artificial Earth clues to unearth ancient discoveries.
01:33:11
He's doing his part on one major world religions the discovery.
01:33:15
So I don't get hurt religion much.
01:33:17
1990s uncovered an ancient site that dates back to around 9600 BC.
01:33:23
Prefects are more about religion.
01:33:25
Even if religion was as good intended as and wholeheartedly as they claim to be,
01:33:30
humans are infallible.
01:33:32
They make mistakes.
01:33:33
They're sinners according to the religions.
01:33:36
So of course, the religions created by man would be flawed,
01:33:41
right?
01:33:42
I mean, it's logical to think that
01:33:44
borderline crazy.
01:33:45
I mean, I get it, if you want to go that far as an atheist, it's fine.
01:33:49
I'm not going to argue that
01:33:51
in a joint argument, there's it's advanced architecture suggests
01:33:56
a complex societies may have existed before our known understanding
01:34:00
of human history, further reshaping on understanding human development,
01:34:04
possibly even religion.
01:34:07
Is this one of the many sites recently uncovered
01:34:10
to confound and confuse the understanding of our ancestors?
01:34:14
Wait. Hold on.
01:34:15
So they're claiming that, like, go.
01:34:19
Fuck, I can't say that.
01:34:20
Gobekli Tepe, go back in time, go back and all these things
01:34:24
that are like basically proving that life is way older than we thought.
01:34:30
And we were way more advanced than we thought.
01:34:33
They're saying that that was put there is a sinister fake for this project.
01:34:38
Glooby, because that seems a little bit crazy.
01:34:42
I was told when I was a kid, I asked my I asked my pastor,
01:34:47
this isn't going to be good for religion.
01:34:48
I was like, how do you explain dinosaur bones?
01:34:52
I had a pastor.
01:34:53
I went to a I was rude to them.
01:34:57
I didn't really go to.
01:34:58
There's just so many opportunities.
01:34:59
I didn't have to go to him.
01:35:00
I didn't go into a little secret.
01:35:02
Those get on my knees.
01:35:04
No, he was literally,
01:35:06
they would walk in the halls of school and they were worried about go.
01:35:10
They would come up to you.
01:35:11
Is there anything you would like to say?
01:35:13
And, dude, I was a class clown in a smart ass.
01:35:15
If the pastor came up and said,
01:35:17
is there anything troubling you, my son, I would have said yes.
01:35:21
How do you explain how this prehistoric dinosaur
01:35:23
bone dates back millions of years to your bullshit?
01:35:26
And then I would get suspended and go through all this trouble.
01:35:28
But then this this particular pastor one time would say, oh, well,
01:35:34
this is what we believe.
01:35:35
And you could tell because he went to Cambridge
01:35:36
Freaking University, where all the pastors go in there, all taught how to lie,
01:35:40
he said.
01:35:41
He told me with an eye on a straight face to like a seventh grader.
01:35:45
That dinosaur bone
01:35:46
was put there by the devil to confuse me and trick me out of heaven.
01:35:52
Oh well.
01:35:53
Yeah.
01:35:55
So, I mean,
01:35:56
you can't argue with that either.
01:36:01
Whether
01:36:03
they're.
01:36:05
Oh, I just I don't think I don't think we'll go back to Pepe.
01:36:09
Oh, you know, you know what I mean?
01:36:10
It's if they're really trying to do this,
01:36:12
if they have all their resources in, and all the rich people have all their money,
01:36:16
I mean, I guess it makes sense for them to make this,
01:36:20
but then they would have to what, pay off all the experts that
01:36:23
pick this up and be like, this isn't an artifact.
01:36:25
This was this was 3D printed fucking three months ago.
01:36:29
I mean, somebody would know.
01:36:32
They are real secretive about it, though.
01:36:34
I always thought that was just a profit off of it.
01:36:36
Not to hide things.
01:36:37
They want to keep it for themselves so that they can put a little walkway
01:36:40
and then pay people tons of money to come see it,
01:36:42
instead of just making it accessible and free to everyone.
01:36:45
Plus, I also understand the logistics.
01:36:47
If you let it free to everyone, they would probably ruin it.
01:36:49
Just like letting entry into the United States freed, or they just added a $250
01:36:54
price to being a legal immigrant to get or to even get your visa.
01:36:59
There's a
01:37:00
$250 fee, which will stop probably a lot of the
01:37:03
anyway.
01:37:04
Step two A global holographic light show.
01:37:10
Step two massive light shows in the sky
01:37:13
projecting religious figures or alien ships worldwide.
01:37:17
So now we all know that people really believe that a global scale.
01:37:20
We see it.
01:37:22
In December 2024. Camp projection.
01:37:24
Several large scale holographic light shows took place globally.
01:37:28
Captivating audience with their displays.
01:37:32
That's one notable event
01:37:33
was the Liquid Light Showcase at the Darwin waterfront in Australia.
01:37:37
You can't compare here.
01:37:38
This you can't compare this to massive
01:37:42
sky projecting really what we actually feel like.
01:37:44
Showcase at the Darwin waterfront in Australia, which features the liquid.
01:37:49
There's no way that oh my God, I'm convinced
01:37:54
my Lord has returned.
01:37:56
Passive array of
01:37:57
lasers, fountains, flame green light leisure.
01:38:01
Well, because this whole using their craft
01:38:04
for widespread use of what's to come.
01:38:08
Step three telepathic communication.
01:38:13
The next theory
01:38:14
claims that advanced technology will broadcast messages directly
01:38:17
into people's minds, convincing them that they are hearing divine.
01:38:21
Elon Musk's Neuralink.
01:38:23
So therefore you think this is a bunch of bunk?
01:38:25
That's several secretive government programs have explored tactics
01:38:29
and related phenomena.
01:38:30
They're not secretive, such as Project Stargate.
01:38:32
Yeah, but you don't think that manned by the CIA is possible?
01:38:36
Doesn't mean that it's not.
01:38:38
That is possible.
01:38:40
Yes. I think if it's possible, the person you are is is fucking with
01:38:44
it makes you go, okay, that's something that actually can and does exist.
01:38:47
So that means it could actually already exist.
01:38:51
It's just not on a public fucking level.
01:38:53
Just like drones.
01:38:56
Like, yeah, sure.
01:38:57
Like you didn't have access to a fucking drone before.
01:39:00
Now everyone can have a fucking drone when it was literally government
01:39:04
and then whatever happened,
01:39:05
remember them drones, whatever happened, all those drones.
01:39:07
That's you.
01:39:08
I know you were driving, so you missed it, but we already we.
01:39:11
I showed the new Jersey drones.
01:39:13
We were talking about that.
01:39:13
And they were like, what?
01:39:16
Well, honestly,
01:39:17
the law was one of us, you know,
01:39:21
if you're autodidact, which did you know how to find things yourself
01:39:24
and not wait for somebody to tell you what's what, what things are?
01:39:28
You find this real, nuanced way to learn and discover knowledge.
01:39:32
And if you did a little bit right, or even watch the show or listen to me
01:39:36
know, I suggested when all the new Jersey drones
01:39:39
were coming, that it was based on this law.
01:39:42
They were trying to restrict the airwaves or they or they know they were trying
01:39:45
to get more money for the people that actually investigate UAPs.
01:39:51
Now, the government,
01:39:52
the contract was up and the government was trying
01:39:54
to renew the contract for a shitload of money
01:39:56
for a research agency that studies UAPs in that exact same time frame.
01:40:03
A bunch of weird unknown drone sightings started happening all over.
01:40:06
Now, two plus two equals four to me.
01:40:07
And that told me that the government either encouraged it or did it themselves
01:40:12
to create a phenomenon that needed investigating
01:40:15
so that they're investigating the phenomenon team wouldn't disappear.
01:40:19
So hook, line and sinker, we renewed that bitch
01:40:23
and they got all the funding they wanted because the government made us scared
01:40:27
that those drones were I mean, we didn't know what it was, right?
01:40:30
I heard everything from testing to
01:40:34
Blue Beam and that it was an alien.
01:40:35
You know, the fucking alien invasion.
01:40:38
What else could it possibly be that anyone had said that they always said
01:40:41
it's the end of alien invasion.
01:40:42
What else could it possibly be?
01:40:45
The alien invasion,
01:40:47
a defense intelligence agency.
01:40:49
And you guys told up with this Cold War air program, ominous music
01:40:53
focused on psychic phenomena, including remote viewing.
01:40:57
The program last for fucking remote viewing fascinates me.
01:41:02
I would like to somehow do that.
01:41:04
I want to I want to see that experiment firsthand because,
01:41:09
well, then do it 19
01:41:12
out of five.
01:41:13
Do you know any of the telepathic, military communication
01:41:16
and intelligence gathering to extrasensory perception
01:41:18
were said to be sexy to me, and I'm always the skeptic.
01:41:23
I think that remote viewing is a cover for actual technological spying,
01:41:29
because this started I don't remember when the
01:41:33
when it started, but it was a long time ago.
01:41:35
So when the people are like, hey, how the fuck did you know that?
01:41:38
They couldn't say, well, we're monitoring every communication from satellites.
01:41:42
Not only we don't even need a telephone anymore,
01:41:44
we can hear and see everything everyone's doing.
01:41:46
People would have said, stop it.
01:41:48
Instead, they said, we've discovered five people that can actually
01:41:51
telepathically remote view anywhere in the world and see things
01:41:55
not based on time, but they can see things in the future.
01:41:58
In the past,
01:42:00
and they see the same thing.
01:42:01
That's the part that is fascinating to me, is they actually the remote viewers.
01:42:06
From what I understand and what I've read, I've never actually seen it.
01:42:08
That's why I want to see it.
01:42:10
They see you, you want to see someone remote viewing or you want to see.
01:42:14
I want to ask people like, do it
01:42:17
and then I want to see you watch.
01:42:20
You want to watch it.
01:42:21
You're going to be want to watch,
01:42:24
who doesn't want to watch?
01:42:25
That's not realistic about it going.
01:42:28
Who doesn't want to watch?
01:42:29
Some people, just
01:42:30
some people like to sit in the next room and just have the results of something
01:42:34
be brought out into the next room and spread on their, nipples.
01:42:38
Shout out to see if.
01:42:41
Okay.
01:42:43
That's okay.
01:42:44
Hey, he's completely innocent, by the way.
01:42:47
That part of the court case or the court case? Legend?
01:42:49
Completely innocent.
01:42:50
He was charged with, like, one minor thing.
01:42:53
One thing.
01:42:54
Sex trafficking or something.
01:42:56
Yeah. Big deal.
01:42:56
I don't know.
01:43:03
Successful.
01:43:04
The details of Project Stargate Declassified in the 1990s,
01:43:08
the researchers processed that advanced Stargate real.
01:43:12
Was that viewing another project was Mk X fucking MacGyver,
01:43:17
conducted by the CIA in the 1950s to the 96 Stargate
01:43:21
MK ultra explored mind control Stargate to replace
01:43:24
two old Stargate to me as defender two of the video game.
01:43:27
The sequel to defender, Stargate The Movie.
01:43:31
But then they came out and then they had story number one.
01:43:34
Yeah, I remember I never saw it.
01:43:37
Stargate SG one started the movie was great,
01:43:39
and then they had a spinoff series that was kind of shooting.
01:43:43
Oh, and the guy that played MacGyver was in that movie.
01:43:45
That's what. Yeah, that's. Yep, yep.
01:43:47
And I don't know what the folks watching.
01:43:49
Yeah, he's talking about MacGyver.
01:43:52
Yep, yep.
01:43:54
MacGyver. Sure,
01:43:56
he can make a bomb out of bubble gum
01:43:58
and possibly telepathy using hallucinogens like LSD.
01:44:03
The program involved unethical experiments,
01:44:06
and its full extent remains unclear now.
01:44:08
So we've got to get to other realms that.
01:44:10
What about this LSD and, ayahuasca?
01:44:13
When people take take it and then they have a shared
01:44:18
other realm experience, how to explain that if there's
01:44:21
no connection outside of our awareness, they say this would do with death as well.
01:44:25
You can have that. But
01:44:27
oh my gosh, again, they say that if you're
01:44:30
when you're I mean like that's kind of what you're saying.
01:44:33
What is the, Kaku on one of his
01:44:36
shows said, some of, you know, when you're driving next to somebody in a vehicle
01:44:40
and you kind of get this feeling
01:44:42
that the person next to you is looking at you, and you look over
01:44:44
and they're actually you happened to be looking at you and you catch them.
01:44:47
You actually do sense something there
01:44:51
that makes you want to look like you do actually feel them.
01:44:54
And since then, it's just the thing that we just don't have instincts for anymore,
01:44:58
I guess. I don't know, but,
01:45:01
that is, that can and could be utilized.
01:45:05
I mean, who's to say that you can't read some of these thoughts based on that?
01:45:10
You know, if you can tap into that frequency,
01:45:14
if it's always there, if you're even if your brain's thinking
01:45:18
is like a fucking radio transmitting and you can pick up on that frequency,
01:45:22
you should be able to read somebody else's thoughts pretty easily, right?
01:45:25
Like, got.
01:45:26
Well, we know we can measure and monitor our brainwaves
01:45:29
so that that makes reasonable sense to me.
01:45:32
But I think if you're in a car or something like right now,
01:45:35
my peripheral vision can see beyond, I got like 180, you know,
01:45:39
I don't know, just about 80.
01:45:42
I can see both. I think the glasses.
01:45:45
What?
01:45:45
No, not with any fancy tricks. Reflection. I'm just saying that.
01:45:48
So if somebody is next to you driving, you probably saw their head move his way
01:45:52
when you look. No nervousness. Oh that's not.
01:45:54
No, this is to car consciousness.
01:45:57
This isn't just verbal IQ says it.
01:46:00
It must be real.
01:46:01
Yeah that's what that's how I that's how I live my life.
01:46:07
I'm smart.
01:46:07
I should do that.
01:46:08
I gotta stop thinking for myself. Yeah.
01:46:11
You see the what would you do
01:46:16
to destroyed records?
01:46:17
Oh, no, it's not in the cold.
01:46:18
We could also see he wouldn't leave a show.
01:46:21
Or the USSR conducted its own like that.
01:46:26
Oh, look.
01:46:27
My sock. Okay.
01:46:29
Psychokinesis and mind control.
01:46:33
Soviet sci fi control
01:46:35
by the military. You.
01:46:37
They weren't alone, Gary, I believe you.
01:46:41
Extrasensory perception, telepathic communication.
01:46:43
Experiment well into the 21st century.
01:46:46
Possibly including applications in their military training.
01:46:50
However, due to China's secrecy, not much is known about the experiments
01:46:53
for the final stage of the conduct of simulated apocalypse.
01:46:56
Is this what he calls the bonfire stage apocalypse?
01:46:58
Never heard a call of chaos on paving the way for one world gone promising.
01:47:02
So bomb on ban, I said Covid 19 pandemic.
01:47:06
I like about values as real life example fucking governments,
01:47:09
the media and scientific communities.
01:47:13
The options and responses always felt like
01:47:16
society on jobs in the controlled simulated crisis are on bond.
01:47:20
During the pandemic, the rapid spread of misinformation,
01:47:24
the manipulation of public fear, the manipulated, the sense
01:47:27
of living through putting them in or somewhere is telling us lockdown.
01:47:30
I don't know.
01:47:31
Supply chain disruptions and societal uncertainty
01:47:34
led many to believe there was civilization.
01:47:37
Drunk
01:47:39
use of digital contact tracing,
01:47:40
quarantine troops, mass surveillance, the sense of living in control of it.
01:47:43
This mirrors aspects of the civilian population.
01:47:45
Everything feels monitored, orchestrated by higher authority.
01:47:47
It's probably the widespread psychological effects.
01:47:49
So they forgot to set it right was might it?
01:47:51
This could be woven into the idea of society to control arbitrary prices,
01:47:54
speech impediment maybe fear to the hypnotizing of.
01:47:58
Another example was everyone with a simple could be
01:48:01
there is a high frequency active auroral research program.
01:48:04
Yes, God love her harp.
01:48:06
Long been the subject of theories, with some claiming it's
01:48:09
capable of the medication or even triggering natural disaster.
01:48:13
So all right, since he's talking like a real retard, we can.
01:48:16
Yeah, harp is not a mind control thing.
01:48:19
Harp just simply punches a bunch of radio
01:48:23
waves into our ionosphere and virtually heats it up.
01:48:29
I don't
01:48:29
think it does anything to do with mind control.
01:48:33
But anyway, it is primary goals.
01:48:35
I typically reach AARP understanding the Earth's ionosphere.
01:48:39
It's powerful radio.
01:48:40
The weird thing, though, is
01:48:43
I get migraine headaches.
01:48:44
I don't pay attention to much shit,
01:48:45
but I was like my my migraine headaches went away one time.
01:48:49
They just went away.
01:48:49
And then somebody is like, hey, did you hear they disabled harp?
01:48:52
They'd shut it down for a few months.
01:48:54
I did not get a headache that entire time.
01:48:57
And then like literally the day they fired it back up,
01:49:00
it was just like,
01:49:03
you know, you know what a headaches like on waves was much a headache.
01:49:06
I realized that for geoengineering, it's like starting,
01:49:09
like I woke up in the morning.
01:49:12
Morning.
01:49:12
There's no reason to say.
01:49:13
Finally, the recent government release of UAP information
01:49:17
has sparked significant speculation.
01:49:23
Clearly that's a shark balloon.
01:49:29
What?
01:49:29
What do you think?
01:49:30
That's that's like the best footage we got right there. What?
01:49:32
What do you think that is?
01:49:36
I don't want to just be like.
01:49:37
It's a balloon.
01:49:39
Looks like we lost draw.
01:49:43
I'm thinking that it's a balloon, but
01:49:48
I mean it. Even.
01:49:49
Or a parachute.
01:49:50
It even has the something else right there on the top of it.
01:49:57
With some theory suggesting it'd be part of a broader.
01:49:59
And again, a video on Harp.
01:50:02
And finally, the reason.
01:50:07
Isn't government release of UAP
01:50:09
information has sparked significant speculation with some theories
01:50:13
one photo, no video of the broader covert operation, a link to.
01:50:20
So why is that not moving?
01:50:21
And everything else is there.
01:50:23
Like, look, we finally found a proof of alien life,
01:50:26
and it ends up being like a little gnat on the windshield of the fucking jet
01:50:29
or something. Or a drop of water.
01:50:31
Because why is everything else moving?
01:50:33
But this isn't WB.
01:50:35
What?
01:50:36
Wait, why was that move?
01:50:37
Why is the stuff down here moving in?
01:50:40
That's not it's clearly overlaid.
01:50:43
Yes. May be part of a broader covert.
01:50:46
Doesn't make any sense link to Project Blue being project blue being paused
01:50:50
the government or powerful entities to stage a fake alien invasion.
01:50:53
The growing openness
01:50:54
of UAP disclosures, particularly about the US government, fuels this theory
01:50:58
as it lies with the narrative or preparing the policy for extraordinary.
01:51:02
What's the best footage?
01:51:03
We got mainstream explanations, friend ups as unidentified objects for further.
01:51:08
There's so many cameras and eyes. Every country right now.
01:51:10
Erratic nature of these really can't fart without somebody comfortable.
01:51:13
I got that for psychological operation aimed at shaping public perception.
01:51:18
Can't get one. I never stage of that.
01:51:22
So as we stand at
01:51:23
the crossroads of science, technology and global control,
01:51:27
the shadows of Project Blue Beam loom ever closer.
01:51:31
What if the apocalyptic event we fear
01:51:33
are not just the result of natural disasters or pandemics,
01:51:36
but carefully orchestrated stages in a larger plan,
01:51:41
one that manipulates our perception of reality, reshapes
01:51:45
our very existence, and plunges, well, if that's the case, then we're fucked.
01:51:49
Nothing is as it seems.
01:51:51
Are we living through faith with my eyes unprepared
01:51:54
for new elation just on their own accord I don't fall into place.
01:51:59
One thing is fucked.
01:52:01
The true question is no longer if the world will change,
01:52:04
but how and at whose hands.
01:52:08
Let us know your thoughts on.
01:52:09
I like how they went ominous with that at the end.
01:52:11
That's great.
01:52:16
That was forgotten history.
01:52:18
Check out their channel.
01:52:19
I think they're a little bit over sensationalized.
01:52:22
Kind of like the Bigfoot.
01:52:24
I'm going to say it, the cottage industry of,
01:52:29
cryptids or UFOs.
01:52:30
It's like they find the tiniest little videos.
01:52:34
And if they were honest like me and looked at it and said, well, that's
01:52:37
clearly a balloon, then they wouldn't even have an industry to talk about
01:52:41
because most people would be like, UFOs don't exist.
01:52:48
I'm saying
01:52:48
I'm thinking, I hear, I hear echo,
01:52:52
do you hear it now?
01:52:54
I don't know, I don't know. Oh, yeah. You probably.
01:52:56
Fuck. Sorry. Hold on.
01:52:57
Fuck yeah, I do, but I do know what to sound like.
01:53:01
I don't a dog like that.
01:53:04
We can talk about what today is.
01:53:06
Do you know what today is? July 21st.
01:53:10
Number
01:53:12
I come. People don't believe in Jesus.
01:53:13
But yet every day we base it on the time that that happened.
01:53:17
Are we on July 21st in the year of our Lord, 2025, BCE?
01:53:23
What are you talking about?
01:53:24
All right, so an honor in honor of Gary
01:53:29
and Missus Gary, please, if you're watching, this is Gary.
01:53:31
Let him out of the doghouse.
01:53:33
Today is actually national.
01:53:35
Get out of the doghouse day
01:53:38
before we hit midnight.
01:53:40
It's always the third Monday in July.
01:53:43
So, please, if you've been treating somebody like shit or holding a grudge
01:53:47
or you're just full of hate, hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate, let it go.
01:53:51
Today.
01:53:53
Honestly, the person that you have in the doghouse
01:53:56
probably doesn't even recognize you exist anymore. They just moved on.
01:53:59
I used to get grounded.
01:54:00
My parents would think it would actually do anything.
01:54:02
I just learned to be really resourceful and teach myself shit.
01:54:04
And in the solitude of my punishment, I didn't learn my lesson.
01:54:09
Let them out of the doghouse, Mrs. Gary.
01:54:13
We need them because I'm running out of shit to say
01:54:15
I don't know if that's ever going to happen.
01:54:19
It's also National Be Someone Day,
01:54:22
National Junk Food Day, and National Lamington Day that looks like
01:54:27
some kind of British dessert, which we don't give a shit, not British.
01:54:33
I feel like the situation with the podcast
01:54:38
and the wife and the Gary, I feel like the whole thing
01:54:41
is so unnecessary that for
01:54:46
either of them to bend to the other's
01:54:48
whim is just not going to happen.
01:54:52
It's like it's
01:54:54
if it was something more serious, I think they could get away with it.
01:54:56
But if because it's so stupid, it's almost just
01:54:59
disrespectful, I guess in a general sense to where it's not going to go over well.
01:55:03
And I think there may actually be,
01:55:06
a. Don't say a plan on my end.
01:55:12
Why can't I hear that?
01:55:13
Can you hear that? No.
01:55:16
Where'd you go?
01:55:19
I'm right here.
01:55:20
We can all hear you.
01:55:21
We just can't hear you.
01:55:22
Drop.
01:55:28
Where's my audio?
01:55:29
This is bad because he can help us with a song about the song.
01:55:34
I can hear that.
01:55:35
It's kind of slow. The word.
01:55:38
Oh, wait.
01:55:40
And the past.
01:55:42
What's in your pants on me?
01:55:45
You guys come private us.
01:55:50
Here on. You.
01:55:57
Know,
01:55:58
you don't know. You.
01:56:02
Come.
01:56:09
Raise things overhead.
01:56:11
The cost.
01:56:13
You just live.
01:56:16
Also overhead
01:56:20
operation moving.
01:56:22
So I don't associate very much with.
01:56:25
Can you ever get too much head?
01:56:27
I don't think overhead UFO phenomena.
01:56:32
The fourth phase of budget operation.
01:56:35
Whatever it is, we will, is.
01:56:37
You remember, we'll tune in, which is the end goal of many various periods.
01:56:43
Oh, shit.
01:56:44
I blew this one.
01:56:45
I I'm sorry you blew Gary.
01:56:48
I acted like we already had heard this, so I'm going to have to back up
01:56:52
a little bit.
01:56:53
Oh, my God.
01:56:56
Act like I didn't say what I said earlier.
01:56:58
Well, this game is the world unification,
01:57:02
which is the end goal of many conspiracy world unification.
01:57:06
One world governments see one religion.
01:57:08
I don't Gary doesn't see a problem with that with unifying the world.
01:57:11
That sounds like a good idea to me.
01:57:14
But if it's under false pretenses, there.
01:57:20
I guess the idea would be to have,
01:57:24
a common thread.
01:57:26
So the that would be,
01:57:29
an enemy from
01:57:31
the stars.
01:57:32
Probably any enemy within.
01:57:33
An enemy within
01:57:35
that would be for all the stars of the common dog and keeping the
01:57:39
the creamy cool, because there's so different than everyone on Earth,
01:57:43
instead of just a national difference
01:57:44
or cultural difference or color difference or race difference,
01:57:48
what separates us now seem we don't seem to matter at all
01:57:51
when we're fighting green aliens, I think is the point he's paying for StreamYard.
01:57:57
Well,
01:57:58
thanks, Brady.
01:58:00
You're welcome.
01:58:02
I use it for my other podcast too.
01:58:04
We got three of them right now.
01:58:06
I've got pinball on Thursdays, which I started but never actually started.
01:58:10
We've got a new rants one just in case we lost this brand called.
01:58:16
I don't remember what it's called.
01:58:17
I'm gonna have to look it up.
01:58:19
Let me look it up real quick.
01:58:22
So we got Fladge Rants Live on Mondays.
01:58:25
We've got virtual pinball live on Thursdays,
01:58:30
and then we've got drop your rants,
01:58:33
the dip.
01:58:36
So drop your rants to play on words.
01:58:38
Because it's drop your rants like drop your pants, obviously.
01:58:40
And it's drop your rants like, shut the fuck up, stop complaining.
01:58:43
But it's also going to be a place where you, as the viewer, can drop us your rants
01:58:49
and then we'll go over your rants.
01:58:50
Kind of a rip off of the biggest problem of the universe or whatever
01:58:53
that show I happen to see on YouTube the day that I thought of.
01:58:55
Drop us your rants.
01:58:58
But yeah,
01:59:00
but yeah, and
01:59:02
and then there's also my, help solve technical channel,
01:59:06
which really never took off because there's too much competition in that,
01:59:11
that platform market.
01:59:12
I don't want to be Linus tech guy and do that shit.
01:59:17
I don't want to be Linus from now.
01:59:20
And I also don't want to put out things for self-help,
01:59:22
because, listen, think about the practicality.
01:59:24
I make a living of people calling me and helping.
01:59:27
So now I thought the greatest idea
01:59:28
would do is put the things that I help people the most with put like problems out
01:59:33
and do a podcast about it,
01:59:34
but then they'll just go there instead of paying me to go fix it or
01:59:39
change it.
01:59:40
So that's not going to happen.
01:59:43
It's not going to happen.
01:59:49
Right.
01:59:49
We did the best today.
01:59:50
So it looks like there's a dishwasher being cleaned.
01:59:52
I don't know what this is.
02:00:07
The wash
02:00:07
your dishes and you should not use it to wash your toaster.
02:00:11
This is because a toaster
02:00:12
is an electrical appliance and will probably break in the dishwasher.
02:00:16
Instead, I'd recommend you put your toaster in the washing machine,
02:00:20
since it is obviously designed to wash machines.
02:00:23
Did you know a DIY helps you to wash your dish?
02:00:26
No, and you should not use it to wash your toaster.
02:00:29
This is because a toaster is an electrical a so I beg to differ.
02:00:34
Toaster? Really?
02:00:34
Isn't that electrical, right?
02:00:35
Yeah, that's where it's definitely electrical.
02:00:37
You plug it into sockets, electricity goes through these coils and heats it up.
02:00:41
Yeah.
02:00:41
It's not like there's a computer chip or anything that's going to go bad.
02:00:44
There probably is.
02:00:45
There probably is in most modern toasters now
02:00:48
there's at least
02:00:49
an overcurrent protection, which is a little board in there, little circuit board
02:00:54
you don't want.
02:00:54
There's also another one probably connect connected to a fuze,
02:00:56
so that if you throw on the bathtub
02:00:57
and try and kill your wife, that won't let you on the podcast.
02:01:00
I can't believe I just said that, that you actually will not.
02:01:03
You cannot. Do not try this if you try this.
02:01:05
So you cannot kill yourself with a toaster anymore because it's apparently catch
02:01:09
the water it.
02:01:10
Don't try that.
02:01:11
But if your name is Gary and you.
02:01:14
But fun fact all those circuit boards that you're talking about
02:01:17
and everything, even a full computer you can throw in the dishwasher,
02:01:20
there's nothing wrong with that.
02:01:21
As long as you wait days or weeks, or as long as it takes to completely dry it out.
02:01:27
We wash motherboards all the time.
02:01:31
We did this job in a tire shops.
02:01:33
You can do like wash them like Hillary Clinton did, or you can clean oil off.
02:01:37
There's oil, solvents and shit.
02:01:38
But if you ever work in a tire shop, if anybody's ever worked in a tire shop,
02:01:41
you got to scrape that shit.
02:01:43
What do we call it from the plastic shit?
02:01:45
Well,
02:01:46
Graphene graphite.
02:01:47
What was the rubber, anyways?
02:01:49
Carbon black.
02:01:50
Carbon black.
02:01:50
Yeah, yeah, tires must be like that.
02:01:54
This shit was everywhere.
02:01:55
We couldn't get it off the motherboards,
02:01:58
and we.
02:01:59
We like to repurpose things instead of just throw it in the trash is.
02:02:01
Motherboards were perfectly fine.
02:02:02
They were just getting upgraded
02:02:04
and we put them in the dishwasher, let them dry off.
02:02:06
It worked.
02:02:07
I couldn't believe it, but I've done it many times since I've done keyboards.
02:02:11
Q you you your first or did you put them straight in
02:02:14
and I put them straight in. Who?
02:02:15
Only a retard would frickin wash something before you wash it.
02:02:18
I guess it's throw them in,
02:02:21
do you? So.
02:02:24
If something is wet, can you get it wetter?
02:02:28
Why would you care?
02:02:30
We we who you want wetted.
02:02:35
It's a nice.
02:02:36
It's a nozzle wrap.
02:02:38
So to wrap from the wrapper, not wrap has been outlawed.
02:02:41
Fortunately,
02:02:43
on this podcast.
02:02:45
Oh, no.
02:02:46
No, no, just on, Carnival Cruise,
02:02:51
On this podcast.
02:02:53
Trying to find my fucking thing I posted.
02:02:55
But of course, Gary, I suppose 800 fucking things
02:02:57
that no one cares about in the fucking chat.
02:02:59
So check this out.
02:03:01
Yeah. Spark alone. Yeah, I got this.
02:03:02
The email from High Draw.
02:03:06
Where is the fucking.
02:03:08
So listen, July 14th at the end of the show,
02:03:12
I announced that this week's podcast was going to be.
02:03:16
We'll be talking about project Beam, UAPs, UFOs, balls.
02:03:20
Right? Right. You remember that. You recall that?
02:03:23
I think so, all right.
02:03:28
Oh, wait, we don't need the music for this.
02:03:30
A massive wildfire has broken out near area 51 in Nevada, alarming
02:03:35
both officials and UFO enthusiasts over possible losses of historic evidence.
02:03:40
This.
02:03:40
This happened on July 16th, literally at 1249.
02:03:45
So that literally.
02:03:48
Less than a day after we made the announcement,
02:03:50
they're trying to cover the evidence.
02:03:51
They thought we were coming, going to research it.
02:03:55
Look do that.
02:03:56
That's a lot of smoke.
02:03:58
Like, what's the wildfire like number one.
02:04:00
What's it burning?
02:04:01
Number two, we started it because. Good point.
02:04:04
How how dangerous could a desert wildfire really be?
02:04:10
Like,
02:04:10
just wait a second and the little tumbleweed will go out.
02:04:13
Yeah, I don't know. Like what?
02:04:16
There's nothing to burn.
02:04:17
And, well, there should be pictures.
02:04:20
There you go.
02:04:21
There it is right there.
02:04:22
And that's. We're just ignorant. Maybe it's in the mountains.
02:04:24
Officials insist no structures are currently at risk,
02:04:27
and firefighters are focused on what structures are they?
02:04:30
Would they be?
02:04:33
Nice.
02:04:34
That's the best way to take people seriously.
02:04:37
So. All right, I totally understand the tent, the tinfoil hat.
02:04:40
I'm not going to judge, but the antlers on the tinfoil hat
02:04:45
is a little bit superfluous because.
02:04:49
And I don't mean this from a mix.
02:04:51
I don't mean this as a make fun way.
02:04:52
I mean, you're
02:04:53
literally putting on the tinfoil hat to try and protect you from waves, right?
02:04:57
So why would you put an antenna on it
02:05:00
to draw them in just to reflect them away?
02:05:03
Like like black eyeliner under the football players to draw the sun
02:05:06
for black eyeliner. As a vice president,
02:05:10
I love that.
02:05:11
Do you think, JD Vance, do you think JD Vance wears eyeliner?
02:05:14
Yes, I think he's not Indian.
02:05:17
He's like, he's got beautiful eyes.
02:05:20
Oh, I didn't even think of that. He doesn't do it.
02:05:22
I don't rock star.
02:05:23
He's married to a monkey and start doing it.
02:05:25
They all have like black.
02:05:28
I don't know how to say this black.
02:05:30
You know,
02:05:31
flax vagina lips.
02:05:34
Is that too much to say? What do you mean?
02:05:36
Everything that is normally pink on an Indian is
02:05:39
like the little edges of your eyes is usually dark.
02:05:43
So he's not looking. He's not doing that look cool.
02:05:45
He's doing that to look like his wife's family.
02:05:49
I respect that.
02:05:53
I bet you I bet you he puts.
02:05:54
He probably paints his cock black to.
02:05:59
Black Hawk
02:06:01
down the Chicago Blackhawks.
02:06:06
So hopefully area 51 doesn't burn.
02:06:09
Oh, it priority to.
02:06:11
Yep. So
02:06:13
say goodbye to your dishwashing pet peeves.
02:06:16
Sparkle on with finish.
02:06:17
So this is literally just a dishwashing detergent.
02:06:20
But this one is meant to do better than other dishwashing detergents.
02:06:24
But I draw.
02:06:25
We have all the dishwashing, we have all dish,
02:06:28
we all have dishwashing pet peeves finding streaks on your favorite glasses
02:06:31
or in your underwear and Burton stains on your dishes can be frustrating.
02:06:35
Good news they're easy to solve.
02:06:37
Yes, pretty. Rinse your fucking dishes.
02:06:40
It's not.
02:06:41
What a simple, simple solution.
02:06:45
So you know I'm old enough to know what the shit is.
02:06:48
Finish is not a detergent.
02:06:49
I mean, not a you know, it's not a it's not soap finishes an extra byproduct
02:06:54
or it's a, it's a thing you're supposed to put in with the soap product
02:06:57
that when you dry my son's makeup removes the spots in.
02:07:01
But it puts a horrible habit.
02:07:02
Cancer causing carcinogen in film on all your shit, though.
02:07:05
That's what keep.
02:07:06
Yeah, like it's like Turtle Wax. Basically
02:07:10
I you son of a bitch to stop using it.
02:07:11
Then fuck yeah.
02:07:14
More importantly, tell people to stop using pods of any kind
02:07:18
because that fucking plastic that it's in doesn't dissolve, ever.
02:07:20
It just breaks down into microplate sticks that gets in the air.
02:07:23
Okay.
02:07:24
And microplastics are everywhere anyway, so that's
02:07:26
why those pods are the number one contributor to it.
02:07:30
No, because they're they're in detergent.
02:07:32
And, I mean, they're in, laundry and dish detergent and everybody does
02:07:37
that like multiple times per day or at least per week.
02:07:41
I don't know, I guess I don't wash multiple times per day.
02:07:47
And yelling at people all day
02:07:48
my voice is a little sore.
02:07:53
I got random rants
02:07:55
Marianne Rants I don't know how they're going to go over.
02:07:57
I didn't even look at these.
02:07:58
I had so little time this week.
02:08:02
I don't even know what he's talking about.
02:08:04
This is my this is my only gay week.
02:08:07
Can someone please explain why every app on my phone
02:08:10
suddenly wants me to connect,
02:08:14
match, or build a meaningful bond?
02:08:17
I downloaded a weather app weather, and now it's sending me push notifications
02:08:22
asking if I want to share my forecast with someone special.
02:08:27
No, I want to know if it's going to rain.
02:08:30
Not emotionally open up to a stranger who also enjoys cumulus clouds.
02:08:36
The last time I just wanted to buy batteries on Amazon, it recommended
02:08:41
a frequently bought together combo with relationship advice books.
02:08:46
What algorithm thinks I need love when all I want are batteries and solitude?
02:08:52
You people have gamified loneliness.
02:08:55
I came here for the forecast not to be reminded.
02:08:59
I have trust issues and a Google account.
02:09:04
Okay,
02:09:06
yeah, I don't like that everything is sharing.
02:09:08
Yeah, you got a share share, share. I don't need to share.
02:09:10
Sharon, Sharon, Sharon with Karen.
02:09:14
Sharon
02:09:18
or Sheila.
02:09:19
What was all that?
02:09:20
What was all that big baby shaking?
02:09:22
Can we maybe revisit that?
02:09:24
I am lost, I don't know what the fuck she's talking about.
02:09:27
Those this are you.
02:09:28
Did you not hear the lyrics?
02:09:30
The lyrics were written out as well.
02:09:31
Like you couldn't have missed me. I read the thing.
02:09:34
No, I was prepping other things and doing things.
02:09:37
Easy's, sister had a situation
02:09:40
where the babysitter, murdered
02:09:44
while babysitting 15 years ago.
02:09:48
It's probably pretty close.
02:09:49
Okay, so that's what he didn't use? He didn't use names, though.
02:09:51
I don't think he's name, so let's not.
02:09:53
Well, Sheila.
02:09:54
Easy, easy, sister.
02:09:57
Oh, that's her actual name.
02:09:59
That's perfect. Yeah.
02:10:01
Wonderful. So.
02:10:07
Is the
02:10:09
dead okay?
02:10:11
And now he's working with.
02:10:13
But she has two kids. I don't know, he.
02:10:15
He just happens to be working with someone who also murdered a baby.
02:10:19
They're not different, baby.
02:10:20
They're not even completely different baby. Yeah, yeah. So it's always.
02:10:22
I just like the way he made it.
02:10:24
When I heard him say it, I thought, Holy shit.
02:10:26
Yeah.
02:10:27
In his head, he was like, maybe like, because that's kind of weird.
02:10:30
But then if it's a woman.
02:10:31
But yeah, Sheila is apparently the
02:10:36
fuck you bitch.
02:10:37
Sheila.
02:10:40
Okay. What's this one?
02:10:41
Let's just get these out of the way
02:10:42
so you get from the front National Ice cream day, is it?
02:10:46
How adorable is it?
02:10:48
A whole calendar slot dedicated to sugar.
02:10:51
I think all they're pretending.
02:10:52
Oh, he ordered this yesterday.
02:10:54
I think yesterday was an international night.
02:10:56
We missed that one. We could have celebrated.
02:10:57
Don't get me wrong. I should have got ice cream.
02:11:00
I love ice cream, but I don't need
02:11:02
a bureaucratically declared excuse to eat a frozen emotion.
02:11:06
These fake holidays are just corporate guilt trips wrapped in a sweaty
02:11:11
treat yourself, says the smiling ad.
02:11:15
While your arteries write a self deletion note
02:11:18
and your wallet cries in lactose, you want a celebration?
02:11:22
Yeah.
02:11:23
Celebrate the fact you didn't get tricked into commemorating a snack.
02:11:29
Overlords.
02:11:30
Sorry, that was disappearing BS.
02:11:32
And whatever's leaking out of Ohio right now.
02:11:35
But there are things.
02:11:36
Let's clap for vanilla.
02:11:40
Okay, that was it.
02:11:42
Yeah.
02:11:46
Fantastic.
02:11:51
Oh, I got some good mash ups,
02:11:52
but I don't know if we can play them on YouTube.
02:11:55
So let's get our YouTube shipped up the way.
02:11:56
Oh, go fuck yourself.
02:11:58
Fucking new story.
02:12:01
Aliens on Earth. Yes.
02:12:02
And there's proof of it.
02:12:03
Yeah, because meteorites.
02:12:04
Go fuck yourself.
02:12:07
Oh, we got to touch on this topic.
02:12:09
Did you hear about the CEO that got caught at the, Coldplay?
02:12:14
Yes, but I have not actually watched the video.
02:12:17
I've heard it, but let's watch the video.
02:12:20
It's pretty, pretty funny.
02:12:22
I, so here's my advice to you.
02:12:24
If you are having an affair, here's my first advice to you.
02:12:26
Don't have an affair.
02:12:28
Talk to your partner.
02:12:29
Get the most out of having an affair, not happier with your partner.
02:12:32
Separate divorce, whatever, or don't.
02:12:35
If you're having an affair, try not to have one.
02:12:38
A work affair.
02:12:40
Associate with a position that is potentially a hazard
02:12:44
to have an affair with.
02:12:45
Would you be, you know, CEO and HR, even regardless of that high profile,
02:12:50
if you're at a if you're having an affair, maybe go to a quiet little coffee shop
02:12:54
instead of a concert.
02:12:57
But they really they're mad.
02:12:58
I like how they're mad at.
02:13:01
They were anonymous by just the sheer size of the crowd.
02:13:04
They thought, but here's. So here's my advice.
02:13:05
If you are in an affair and you get caught on the jumbotron,
02:13:10
just smile and wave, right?
02:13:12
The camera's going to go for you and nobody will ever know it.
02:13:15
And believe it or not, even though you're right there, that was boring.
02:13:18
Because this wasn't on national TV.
02:13:19
It was just in the Coldplay concert.
02:13:21
And if they wouldn't have made a thing and
02:13:23
we'll watch it, you'll know exactly what happened.
02:13:24
But and then obviously somebody
02:13:26
that was there released their video on their channel.
02:13:29
And they stand by it.
02:13:30
They stamp people were judging them and they stand by their release.
02:13:33
They didn't do anything wrong.
02:13:34
They just witnessed something being wrong.
02:13:37
Oh, wait, it's not on the screen so we can't see it.
02:13:40
That would help if it was on the screen while I was fucking talking.
02:13:42
She's got the cow muscles on her, bro.
02:13:45
Look at that.
02:13:46
She. Oh, no, it's his arms on her.
02:13:49
She's the air.
02:13:50
Are you sure?
02:13:51
No, that's that's. Wait, I.
02:13:54
All right. To be clear, I don't even know the optical illusion.
02:13:56
What's going on here?
02:13:58
No. Those are. Her arm is bleeding. His arm.
02:14:00
His arms are under it.
02:14:01
So they're being pressed, you know, like when you.
02:14:03
But where's her other?
02:14:06
What do you mean? Where is.
02:14:07
I'm right out her right arm, which is our on our left side, you know.
02:14:10
So. Oh, no, that's her fucking buff fucking muscle.
02:14:14
Look at that shit.
02:14:16
Right, but his arms are directly under.
02:14:18
That's. She's.
02:14:19
He's pushing, you know.
02:14:21
Okay. Yeah. He's underneath there. Sure.
02:14:24
Yeah.
02:14:24
But she's a, she's a strong, powerful woman.
02:14:27
Yes a strong powerful.
02:14:29
Yeah. Because she's air fire your ass.
02:14:32
Look at her in the wrong way. Good.
02:14:34
Let's see.
02:14:35
Let's see what happens. Yeah. They they do. They quickly go. Who?
02:14:38
Oh. Oh, just look how happy they look.
02:14:41
They're like, we are getting away with the world. Yeah.
02:14:43
This looks like we're losing most significant others.
02:14:47
We're still wearing our wedding rings.
02:14:48
Oh, they both know exactly what they're doing.
02:14:52
Double holding hands with the hug.
02:14:54
Coldplay decides to pass.
02:14:56
He's got basically bone just poking right into her fucking buttocks.
02:15:01
Yeah, yeah, you could tell by the look on his face.
02:15:03
He's. Yeah.
02:15:04
He's like, I can't wait to wake up late.
02:15:06
Look how far away she's standing from him to,
02:15:08
like she's leaning into his chest but trying to stay away from his dick
02:15:11
because she doesn't want to get to turn on.
02:15:13
She's like, they paid good money for this.
02:15:14
They got to finish this. Yeah.
02:15:16
Then suddenly he's like, suddenly, fuck, they're on the Coldplay.
02:15:19
Kid's like, this shit's boring.
02:15:21
Which this is what made me believe the whole thing was fake, which it's not.
02:15:24
It's absolutely real.
02:15:26
I thought that it was fake because what?
02:15:28
I've never been to a concert where they have a kiss cam.
02:15:30
That's a sporting event thing.
02:15:31
It's very weird.
02:15:32
Yeah, but it's Coldplay, so I'm sure there's, like some gay
02:15:34
love songs that they're like, oh, hello everyone.
02:15:37
Do you want to get on the camera?
02:15:41
For those I like,
02:15:43
you're gonna hear exactly what he says.
02:15:45
Yeah. Oh, look at these two.
02:15:47
All right, I was rooting.
02:15:49
Oh. What?
02:15:51
No. Either they're having an affair or
02:15:54
they shot.
02:15:58
The fact that they just.
02:15:59
Yeah, the he like did.
02:16:01
And she's not going back around.
02:16:04
How fucking weird.
02:16:06
Where did he go?
02:16:07
Why is she using a photo from, like, fucking 15 years ago?
02:16:12
Yeah. She looks great there.
02:16:13
She's got gray hair here. She's right.
02:16:17
But do you like Laura Ingraham?
02:16:18
Except without as much a weird lip thing.
02:16:20
So even when Coldplay.
02:16:22
When Coldplay says either they're having an affair, they're very shy.
02:16:25
If they were very shy at that point, a woman, the woman turns around and goes,
02:16:30
it's.
02:16:31
Yeah, but it was still
02:16:31
would have been on the internet, but it probably wouldn't have been as bad.
02:16:35
But I'm I'm dumbfounded.
02:16:37
This is not a gymnasium.
02:16:39
There's no under the bleachers.
02:16:40
Where did this guy go? In a cement fucking.
02:16:43
It's, It's like they're usually like a half wall, half glass situation there.
02:16:47
They don't have a full wall of glass either.
02:16:49
They're having an affair or something.
02:16:54
So I'm pretty sure the woman
02:16:55
next to them assumes either he sat down and put his head between his legs.
02:17:00
No, no no no, dude.
02:17:01
He literally climbed behind like he's gone,
02:17:05
never to be seen again.
02:17:06
As if, like,
02:17:08
yeah, I don't know.
02:17:09
But I guess in the moment they had no idea how much was already filmed or wait,
02:17:13
what does it say? Fake?
02:17:15
I think the statement is fake here.
02:17:17
Wait, what's going on?
02:17:23
I think they were saying that, like their response was a fake response
02:17:26
because they were like, oh, we're so sorry.
02:17:28
We're.
02:17:28
For those asking, I'm no longer involved in astronomy.
02:17:32
Of course you're not. Yeah, yeah. They fired you.
02:17:34
They asked you to resign.
02:17:35
So. Oh.
02:17:42
What the fuck is Ray Walker?
02:17:47
He apologized to his family,
02:17:48
his wife and his wonderful employees.
02:17:53
I tried to hide my actions, but the truth of the matter.
02:17:55
But why does it say.
02:17:56
Why does that stamp it fake? That's weird.
02:17:58
Oh, it's because I am a Coldplay fan.
02:18:00
I'm not just.
02:18:01
It's a joke.
02:18:05
Those are fake posts.
02:18:07
There are jokes.
02:18:08
Yeah. Do.
02:18:09
The way he fucking went down was just.
02:18:12
Maybe he went down on her during the.
02:18:14
Maybe he's like eating her pussy right now.
02:18:17
Am I allowed to say that on YouTube?
02:18:19
Yeah, probably because this is a loop.
02:18:21
They just did,
02:18:23
you know. Oh, is it
02:18:25
it is looping.
02:18:28
There was a bit more of a story.
02:18:29
Oh yeah. Let's just doxing.
02:18:30
Yeah. Let's dox the fuck out of them. Hell yeah.
02:18:34
That's crazy man.
02:18:35
That's brazen and balls money.
02:18:38
Is it ballsy
02:18:40
or is it just a situation where maybe they're both fed up
02:18:44
with their relationships,
02:18:45
and maybe that's on the outs anyway, and maybe they're both significant.
02:18:48
Others are also already feeling seeing other people,
02:18:51
but they just didn't want to have this, like, be brought out there.
02:18:53
And who are we to say that these two lovebirds can't can't let that happen?
02:18:57
Who are we to say that people can't just fall in love at work
02:19:02
or you're ruining.
02:19:04
They could be birthing the next Jesus if they don't get together.
02:19:11
They could be.
02:19:12
I'm not going to argue with that.
02:19:15
Like that.
02:19:16
That could be their their goal.
02:19:18
And this work law, these work laws based on love, like, oh,
02:19:22
how dare you be a CEO and fuck the HR like a
02:19:27
I don't know how that conversation got started to hey, I'm married.
02:19:30
You're married. Cool.
02:19:31
I hate my wife.
02:19:32
Yeah, I hate my husband when you want to fuck. Okay.
02:19:34
You like Coldplay?
02:19:35
Not really, but I'll go with you.
02:19:38
Yeah, we were afterwards.
02:19:40
Yeah. They looked real comfortable.
02:19:41
I think that have been going on since 2022.
02:19:46
You think the the bitch was all red next to them?
02:19:48
You think she can't win with them or that was just somebody next to them that likes
02:19:52
wasn't sure what's going on.
02:19:53
I wish I knew because it looked like they like
02:19:55
maybe they were there with more than 1 or 2 people.
02:19:57
It looked like maybe some of the other people around them kind of already
02:20:00
were like, oh no,
02:20:03
yeah maybe not.
02:20:04
They're probably like, that's a bad idea as a friend or coworker.
02:20:07
And she was just tickled pink.
02:20:08
You would never know again who has a kiss cam at a fucking concert?
02:20:12
Number one. Number two, that she does never gets to televised. So.
02:20:14
So even if you do see cam like cell phone video from a concert, it's
02:20:19
very sparingly and it's very shitty and no one watches it.
02:20:22
It's, you know, those videos get like, you know, 200 views max over ten years.
02:20:26
The reaction was amazing. Total guilt.
02:20:29
Had they not done anything at all?
02:20:31
Again, like you said,
02:20:33
no one would have ever known. No one.
02:20:35
How many, how many, how many?
02:20:36
Hundreds of people probably made it on that camera.
02:20:40
We don't see videos of anybody else.
02:20:41
We see them.
02:20:43
They would have went home. The address.
02:20:44
Oh, that's a good idea.
02:20:45
You go to concerts the second even, like if you ever go to a sporting event
02:20:49
or a concert with your wife and they say, hey, if we get on the kiss cam,
02:20:52
act really embarrassed and do something really weird that way we go viral
02:20:56
and then we can get paid for interviews and shit.
02:20:58
I'm not sure I want to go viral for that.
02:21:02
Then you got to tell people, dude, I was faking it in there.
02:21:04
Like, yeah, fuck you.
02:21:05
Yeah, you're an asshole, you son of a bitch.
02:21:07
You look, there's a picture of me and my wife right there.
02:21:09
They're like, no, fuck you, dude. That's your fucking.
02:21:12
That's your side piece.
02:21:15
All right, that's fine.
02:21:17
Mr. right with me wouldn't be too mad.
02:21:20
What, you don't know my wife?
02:21:23
No. I'm saying because the same piece would be your wife.
02:21:25
You mean like my.
02:21:26
My wife gave me permission to have sex with other people?
02:21:29
What kind of fucking bullshit trap is that?
02:21:35
That's why they call the trap.
02:21:38
Yeah, I didn't take it.
02:21:39
But I do worry that
02:21:40
then maybe she's possibly having sex or wanting to have sex.
02:21:44
Who, like. No, you're right.
02:21:45
Go ahead.
02:21:45
You can have sex with other people
02:21:47
and be like, wait a minute, where'd that come from?
02:21:48
We were just talking about chicken
02:21:51
making chicken.
02:21:54
Is that, you try to attack
02:21:57
in the middle of the night and you kill chickens?
02:22:00
You killed my chickens.
02:22:05
Fucking
02:22:06
I hate Rappaport, but you kill my fucking chicken.
02:22:10
I'm sorry.
02:22:11
Let's just maybe not listen to the music there was.
02:22:14
That is loud for you. As it was for me.
02:22:16
It wasn't loud, but the tone, the tones that
02:22:19
whatever notes those were, were quite obnoxious and pitchy.
02:22:23
It didn't.
02:22:24
Do we see that?
02:22:25
We saw this one from a different angle.
02:22:28
Wait.
02:22:29
This must happen a lot. I bet you this happens a lot.
02:22:31
There's a thing called a chicken hawk, right?
02:22:33
I learned that, yeah, yeah.
02:22:35
Yeah. Right.
02:22:36
Foghorn Leghorn, the chicken hawk, that little fucking spunky little fuck that.
02:22:40
Oh, wait, that's not a hawk. It's a falcon. So there's a chicken falcon.
02:22:44
He got a hold of the chicken.
02:22:45
He actually got a hold of the hen or the chicken.
02:22:47
And then the rooster looks like it's beat. Yep.
02:22:50
He beat the shit out of it.
02:22:54
You think that rooster and head
02:22:56
are going to have the best sex of their life tonight?
02:23:00
I hope everybody's having
02:23:01
the best sex of their life tonight.
02:23:04
Yeah. I'm. I'm.
02:23:06
I'm alone, and I, hotel.
02:23:09
Oh, shit.
02:23:10
Yeah.
02:23:10
As soon as we do our chicken attack, we'll move on to that,
02:23:14
and then we'll get the fuck off.
02:23:15
YouTube.
02:23:17
Look at that.
02:23:18
I have more peek behind the blinds here.
02:23:22
Ooh, little did you know,
02:23:24
I'm not actually comfortably sitting on a couch.
02:23:28
That's very tight ass.
02:23:29
Why would they do that?
02:23:31
They colored these chickens,
02:23:34
right?
02:23:34
There's colored chicken.
02:23:36
So they know which ones which. But there's.
02:23:38
Okay. Yeah. So they know who's who's this? Who's.
02:23:40
At the end of the day, it was one one
02:23:44
probably for the audience.
02:23:45
They're betting on them like they put a pile of food on a fucking RC.
02:23:49
I'm sure the owner is.
02:23:50
No, you know who's fucking
02:23:54
chickens?
02:23:55
He's with the audience.
02:23:57
He's not gonna be happy about that.
02:23:59
Give me 20 bucks on blue.
02:24:01
I want a green Mexican.
02:24:02
Oh, I mean, give me a $2,020 on Uno.
02:24:06
Oh, sorry.
02:24:08
I'm sorry I blew the segment.
02:24:09
We were supposed to pick a color first
02:24:12
of black.
02:24:13
Like I said, green.
02:24:15
How about the RC car? Dude?
02:24:18
Yeah, I said green. Green ran the wrong way.
02:24:20
Oh, look at the smart.
02:24:22
It was.
02:24:22
Green. Brown and yellow are the smartest ever.
02:24:24
They went around once, they ran around and said, fuck you.
02:24:28
If I stand here, I'll just wait and you'll come back.
02:24:30
Does that count?
02:24:31
Do they count laps or is it just whoever's closest to the.
02:24:34
I'm pretty sure they count laps.
02:24:35
I learned that in the Pinewood derby.
02:24:38
You look like.
02:24:40
Well, I mean.
02:24:44
Where's our other chicken?
02:24:45
I know there's another chicken
02:24:47
that laughing got us
02:24:50
waiting. You.
02:24:53
Said once upon a young.
02:24:55
Yeah.
02:24:56
When all our shadows disappeared.
02:24:58
The animals inside came out of
02:25:01
us face to face.
02:25:03
With that, I'm pretty sure we're repeating chicken segments.
02:25:06
A reason. Maybe. That's fine.
02:25:08
We're probably not repeating audience members.
02:25:11
No reason to be in this saying.
02:25:17
I need to make sure that bathroom is not in the background.
02:25:20
If I go, we
02:25:22
said the eagle.
02:25:24
He said one where you live,
02:25:26
this will be on some level like you.
02:25:29
Well, remember for to be able to know
02:25:34
about these guys.
02:25:39
And my father told me.
02:25:52
Vinegar are being Heinz
02:25:54
or over your arms on any kind of component of your skin
02:25:57
because of the smell and the vapor or the vinegar that it gives off,
02:26:01
is actually a deterrent to the crabs, and they won't bite.
02:26:06
Well,
02:26:10
If you did not
02:26:12
see that coming of your arms on any kind of component of your skin
02:26:17
because of the smell and the vapor of the vinegar
02:26:19
that it's all see, it's not just me hearing his.
02:26:22
The sound of his voice doesn't
02:26:23
sound like he's going to say, I'm going to stick my thumb up his ass to see
02:26:27
what happens is actually a deterrent to the crabs.
02:26:30
And they want quiet watch. Oh,
02:26:35
fuck.
02:26:36
He's wrong.
02:26:36
They bet if you pull vinegar, then do it.
02:26:40
I have to be myself.
02:26:42
Freeze up to get that up.
02:26:46
Chicken that I can't let you I bad good for the thirsty.
02:26:52
Blake. Sam, I love you. Come. Let's go.
02:26:55
Daddy's get more chicken eyes.
02:26:57
But you can't go.
02:26:59
Oh, God.
02:27:01
You know that. Oh, my Lord.
02:27:05
Look like
02:27:08
you understand. Oh.
02:27:26
What?
02:27:27
Your uncle Ankle.
02:27:32
Whoop it.
02:27:33
Why is it always that?
02:27:36
What is happening?
02:27:38
Come on. Pretty much.
02:27:40
What is he just put because he puts his head in the way of it.
02:27:44
It's definitely playing now I get it. Oh, yeah.
02:27:46
He definitely follows it and then tries to put his head in the way of it.
02:27:49
Yeah.
02:27:51
I don't know.
02:27:52
Do you have anything else to do with your time.
02:27:54
Because you must have everything going on.
02:27:57
Is that stop sign upside down?
02:27:59
Yeah.
02:27:59
Was he as a child? Yeah.
02:28:00
There's upside down south sandwich. Sure.
02:28:02
Why does he have a child?
02:28:04
Maybe he just uses that to lure children.
02:28:05
Unless it just happened to be,
02:28:08
you to be single with a dog only.
02:28:10
And this has always got to do great.
02:28:12
You know what? I got it. I hope to God that's it. I hope to guy.
02:28:15
That's it.
02:28:15
It's just him and this dog. And this is all he does all day.
02:28:17
And he's perfectly content with this. That.
02:28:19
Yeah, I need to put my video back on.
02:28:21
That's his job. That's great. That's perfect.
02:28:24
That's his childhood basketball hoop.
02:28:25
He's living in his parents homes who just just passed.
02:28:29
No, they're still alive.
02:28:31
He still lives in the basement.
02:28:33
No, they passed away.
02:28:34
He's. No, no, they're still alive.
02:28:37
But then why was what?
02:28:39
See, I don't believe that.
02:28:40
Because they would not be letting him do this.
02:28:42
Yeah. They would. He's. Yeah.
02:28:44
That's why he's living at home.
02:28:46
Dude, my son starts putting shit on my shed on the roof.
02:28:49
I know how bad that's going to fuck that shit up.
02:28:51
No, I'm putting a stop to it.
02:28:54
Plus, why don't you put yourself to good work
02:28:56
and clean up some of those fucking leaves?
02:28:58
That's what I'm saying. Unless it's.
02:29:01
Geez.
02:29:03
Yeah, he's got he's he knows what he's doing.
02:29:05
We're watching this video.
02:29:07
He knows exactly.
02:29:11
Oh, no. But.
02:29:20
I don't know what
02:29:22
I'm waiting for the video to loop through because I it's Facebook and I can't.
02:29:26
Well, then you started wait for it.
02:29:29
You hit reload and then you try to positive.
02:29:31
I got if I reload, I lose the audio.
02:29:33
I gotta I change over to this tab, then,
02:29:37
my lord, if I lose my audio, it's worth talking.
02:29:40
Oh, my God, you son of a bitch.
02:29:42
Well, you could just go.
02:29:43
Hey, why don't you play your thing and then we'll jump back to my thing?
02:29:47
Or maybe, like, hey, I can't hear devices.
02:29:50
This is. Gary's fucked it all up.
02:29:52
You fucked it up.
02:29:53
It's immune to the normal, tests of conversation, tests of reasonableness,
02:29:58
and these beliefs that divide us into these separate moral communities
02:30:02
where we have Christians against Muslims, against Jews or blacks against whites,
02:30:06
or one nation against another nation based on nationalism.
02:30:09
I think nationalism can be incredibly corrosive, globalist,
02:30:13
everything we want to encourage, why don't we just have one unified government
02:30:16
dogmatism and ideology, immune criticism is a problem.
02:30:20
The problem, however, is only in religion
02:30:24
do we put a veneer of sanctity.
02:30:40
Like how you likened it to a veneer?
02:30:42
Like fake teeth? Like,
02:30:45
that one.
02:30:46
That one locked and loaded.
02:30:50
That's some production value.
02:30:51
Very annoying.
02:30:53
Yes. Yeah, it's not very annoying.
02:30:56
It's a little bit annoying.
02:30:58
Also, that's not a bear.
02:31:01
They call it in
02:31:03
who the fucking dipshit is, or a apparently necessary
02:31:09
and redeeming the precious part of the human experience.
02:31:13
I don't think it is.
02:31:14
And I think we can have our and have our spiritual experience,
02:31:19
indeed, even become mystics without ever presupposing
02:31:22
anything on insufficient evidence and without ever lying to ourselves
02:31:26
and other human beings about what we know to be true.
02:31:29
So I had some respect for him
02:31:31
until he said the word presuppose.
02:31:35
Is that a word you either you suppose something,
02:31:37
you can suppose something ahead of time.
02:31:39
You don't need to presuppose something.
02:31:45
Okay.
02:31:45
You can suppose it the larger bad.
02:31:47
We didn't have a grammar freaking pretentious
02:31:50
nerd on the show
02:31:53
issue is dogmatism.
02:31:54
The larger issue is belief without sufficient evidence.
02:31:58
Belief that is, intrinsically divisive because it is immune to criticism
02:32:03
and is immune to the normal, tests of conversation
02:32:08
presuppose.
02:32:10
All right, I stand corrected.
02:32:12
And these beliefs that divide us into these separate moral communities
02:32:17
where we have Christians against Muslims, against Jews, or blacks repeating,
02:32:21
I'm repeating.
02:32:26
Is it weird that every time he says one nation,
02:32:28
I automatically fill in the blank under God,
02:32:33
that's some brainwashing, right?
02:32:38
He's like one nation against one nation is what his sentence was.
02:32:41
And all I hear is one nation under God, against one nation, under God,
02:32:46
which I also learned, they added,
02:32:48
I think they added that to the Pledge of Allegiance after it was
02:32:53
written.
02:33:13
All right, I got Sabina, but we can wait.
02:33:16
If you got something, that'd be great.
02:33:18
I don't know why.
02:33:19
Suddenly I have to tell you to play it out.
02:33:20
Usually you just pop that shit right in there.
02:33:25
I'm going to do this, though.
02:33:26
First, even though I just said all that.
02:33:29
Oh, these people want,
02:33:32
you know, where in the world is draw.
02:33:35
You well, is would constitute
02:33:38
a kid who didn't fly down the dungeon.
02:33:42
Are you in the TSA about it is that explains who tells a story.
02:33:47
Gets a truck like that, clears up where he's been.
02:33:51
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
02:33:56
Well, tell me where in the world is Richard Jordan?
02:34:00
Yo, general.
02:34:08
So, do we have any guesses?
02:34:09
Wow. You're. What are you in Japan?
02:34:13
That doesn't look like a regular room.
02:34:14
Maybe the lights just super bright.
02:34:18
Oh, it's kind of a weird wall.
02:34:20
It's actually just the electrical box, actually.
02:34:22
Right there.
02:34:29
So you should go collect money.
02:34:31
It looks like a it looks like a fancy like that for the whole floor.
02:34:35
Is that for the whole story thing?
02:34:36
Like, if I know, I could start fucking with that.
02:34:38
That is some gutsy shit, dude, if I built a hotel,
02:34:41
I would not make anything like that accessible,
02:34:44
especially in the privacy of your room.
02:34:47
I can't you never know when I need to reset a breaker.
02:34:50
I was going to say you're going to switch them later, right?
02:34:51
You got to switch and let's see what they do.
02:34:53
Not now.
02:34:54
Because the take the podcast, you know, you'll you'll do right.
02:34:56
Oh, I just want unplug the computer that there's plenty of battery power.
02:35:00
I want to know more about the fuze box.
02:35:02
How many were there or was it how many were there?
02:35:05
Well, analyze that on the rumble side.
02:35:07
We'll fiddle with some switches on rumble.
02:35:13
You got some cute.
02:35:14
I know I have. No, I have no idea where you are.
02:35:17
I was trying to guess where you were.
02:35:18
Oh, yeah, we're trying to guess where I am. Yeah.
02:35:20
I'm in, the thing.
02:35:21
So long, so long.
02:35:24
Why is that?
02:35:25
Is that your bathroom?
02:35:27
Yes. The pits are back there.
02:35:31
But wait.
02:35:33
So. Oh.
02:35:33
That's insane.
02:35:34
If I go to take a piss, I gotta make sure that my go.
02:35:37
Because you could totally see my dick.
02:35:39
That's not the front door.
02:35:41
No, the front door is over there.
02:35:43
This is a I got another. I don't think this was an upgrade.
02:35:45
I don't know, it's just just the hotel.
02:35:47
Sometimes they're like this,
02:35:50
but it's definitely a two, two room suite.
02:35:52
Even though the other rooms
02:35:53
took out a couch and a chair I won't ever fucking sit on.
02:35:56
Shout out to the kid who I would love him to sit on the couch in the
02:36:01
hotel room, or the chairs with the floor.
02:36:03
Dude, I love the suites.
02:36:04
When I had the family
02:36:05
because the kids could go play in that other room
02:36:07
while you and your significant other could.
02:36:09
Yeah, and usually it's a pullout.
02:36:11
And so.
02:36:11
Yeah, yeah, usually that couch is a pullout and you just pull out and then,
02:36:16
and then you and your, you and your significant other pull out,
02:36:20
or at least you do.
02:36:23
So I don't want to roll through my whole thing.
02:36:24
I don't have any clips left, but I have, influences reaction to the end
02:36:28
of the world, Blu beam, you know, like the the second coming of Christ Bluebird.
02:36:33
I'm going to save that for Rambo.
02:36:35
I never got to experience the first coming.
02:36:37
So I mean, well, that would have been 2000 years ago.
02:36:41
He's got a hell of a refractory period.
02:36:43
I'd hate to say it.
02:36:45
Okay, I'm stupid again.
02:36:47
When you say refractory period, do you mean how how long before he.
02:36:50
Time. Yeah.
02:36:51
Time in between coming. Yeah.
02:36:54
I call that my, like, recharge period.
02:36:58
Yeah. Let's let's Google it.
02:37:00
At my age, pretty much.
02:37:02
It's the next morning nowadays.
02:37:08
The refractory period is a phase
02:37:09
following orgasm in which it is difficult or impossible to achieve another orgasm.
02:37:13
In males, it is characterized by the inability to get an erection again. No.
02:37:18
Next week.
02:37:20
Refractory.
02:37:21
Refractory.
02:37:25
The duration varies, ranging from minutes to hours or even days.
02:37:28
Who's doing that?
02:37:29
What?
02:37:32
You got some?
02:37:33
No offense, but you might want to.
02:37:38
Jeez.
02:37:39
Let's have a contest.
02:37:40
Oh, sorry, honey, I can't fuck again.
02:37:42
I came days ago.
02:37:47
Right, I, I do,
02:37:49
I'm pathetic, but I'm trying to remember any time I missed.
02:37:53
I can't remember when I'm.
02:37:54
Oh, I remember I missed that couple days when we were, we went on vacation
02:37:58
and there was no possible anywhere where we could.
02:38:00
I couldn't even get along and do it like in the shower.
02:38:03
For some reason, I think that's the only time I ever didn't at least.
02:38:07
And I'm not, I don't I don't have sex all the time, but I have sex.
02:38:10
Or at least masturbate with your kid.
02:38:14
With my kids in the same hotel room.
02:38:15
Maybe.
02:38:17
And just doesn't sound that any better.
02:38:21
Not to me.
02:38:21
You're not involved in that involved.
02:38:24
And they have to be a certain age. There was only one.
02:38:26
There really was a hotel room, bro.
02:38:28
You got to take your kids away.
02:38:30
I was talking about
02:38:31
when I was on vacation was the last time I think I went without.
02:38:35
I couldn't go days.
02:38:40
There's no need to. Was.
02:38:41
Is there?
02:38:41
Some people think they can reach some type of higher elevation by not.
02:38:46
But then they, like, become unhealthy and backed up.
02:38:50
Sabina knows what I'm talking about.
02:38:55
Asking for that word.
02:38:57
What's harsh and fast?
02:38:59
Please, please, please fix me.
02:39:03
Hassan. Thefollowing. Yes.
02:39:05
Please. Please.
02:39:07
Here it is.
02:39:09
Please, please, please, just for us.
02:39:14
Oh, no.
02:39:16
I still love the the face.
02:39:18
Well, who's this?
02:39:20
Is Sabrina Carpenter and her husband, the mazing.
02:39:23
Because it reveals true, unambiguous approval.
02:39:27
She makes cameos in our show studies.
02:39:29
You know, she was the.
02:39:30
She was June Cleaver in the video last week,
02:39:33
but truths that defy expectations today.
02:39:37
Fun fact math why is it I'm confused.
02:39:40
It's starting with fun. Ten Fun Math Facts.
02:39:43
You go top bottom, top, bottom.
02:39:45
Is that how she did that working with?
02:39:47
Even though this is what we're talking about,
02:39:48
we're the one thing of Mount Rushmore because they are not ranked
02:39:52
one through four.
02:39:53
It is just, oh, they're not four.
02:39:55
Is this what we were talking about
02:39:56
earlier with really smart people also being really stupid?
02:39:59
Did she not like laid that out right. So.
02:40:01
Well yeah.
02:40:02
But does she have numbers real digits before the point
02:40:05
and then possibly some after the point and all the way to the point?
02:40:10
Oh my lord, hold on.
02:40:11
I thought she was smart. The dot. You know the dot.
02:40:14
Yeah. You know
02:40:17
the point.
02:40:17
It's either it's worse than the dot.
02:40:20
There's the dot, the dash and the squiggly doohickey.
02:40:23
Right.
02:40:25
You get the alligator that eats the bigger number.
02:40:28
Oh my goodness, there's two dashes.
02:40:31
Mean there's two lines on top of one.
02:40:33
What is that, a rally stripe?
02:40:35
It's like a hamburger, only like it's with no meat.
02:40:37
It is meatless hamburger. Two buns.
02:40:39
You want to make me a sandwich?
02:40:41
Okay. No.
02:40:44
Oh. We don't.
02:40:45
Come on.
02:40:46
You don't have a bad segue to cut her off already to go
02:40:50
one job.
02:40:51
You had one job.
02:40:52
Provide us with hot sandwich videos.
02:40:55
Makes that sandwich.
02:40:56
And there isn't one
02:40:58
I. Perfect segue. I'm cut. I'm.
02:41:00
We're like, yeah, you know what I mean? Inside of a segment.
02:41:03
Inside of a segment. I'm.
02:41:06
He can't even post proper video.
02:41:07
Gary. You're fired.
02:41:11
999 out an infinite number.
02:41:13
You're fired and I quit. Is you Russian?
02:41:15
You already knew that, did you?
02:41:17
Also, you can make a Russian. That's like.
02:41:19
She's right.
02:41:20
99999.
02:41:22
These exist for any integer.
02:41:24
I just want give you an example for p equals
02:41:25
Tim have expansion like infinitely many p equals ten.
02:41:28
So to larger values rather than to the right to smaller values.
02:41:31
This leads to the following stunning additional. Suppose you have 9999.
02:41:34
And it's a stunning addition rule.
02:41:35
We have one that's so stunning. And so on to the left.
02:41:38
What do we get when you add the rightmost nine
02:41:39
plus one that gives ten right down zero carry one to the next.
02:41:42
It's just one everyone knows is zero all the way to infinity, to the left,
02:41:45
which is, well, zero.
02:41:46
This means that this infinite string of nine left.
02:41:48
Oh wait. Well, I'm not making this up.
02:41:51
This is actually how it works. Nine I'm sorry.
02:41:53
I assumed that the number she was, I lost.
02:41:54
No, had a I had a 0.0 in front of me.
02:41:58
No, no, there was no point.
02:42:00
Access has finite value, right.
02:42:01
I don't I don't know something that started with dot dot, dot.
02:42:03
I thought I was supposed to fill in the blank.
02:42:05
Oh it's point play point.
02:42:07
Imagine you have a set of M square tiles.
02:42:08
I said that smallest, largest square.
02:42:10
But it's the proper term.
02:42:12
I believe it's the decimal square.
02:42:14
And for most the numbers there was also the point over my head,
02:42:16
well, something square. So the best known result is this.
02:42:18
This is the best known arrangement.
02:42:19
It's not been proven. It's actually the best one.
02:42:21
The lesson here is I don't think that works well.
02:42:23
Right. I that's a little impractical.
02:42:25
This sentence is false.
02:42:26
It's a classical example of a contradiction
02:42:28
caused by using a language to be nice.
02:42:29
I like that sentence false and it's true.
02:42:31
And if it's true, then it's also what is it?
02:42:33
And if I always lie, am I telling the truth right now?
02:42:40
But I mean,
02:42:40
if you're saying this sentence is false, there's no context there.
02:42:44
It even makes sense.
02:42:45
So I don't even understand why we're giving it the time of day.
02:42:48
It's like, no, you need to finish that sentence because it's incomplete.
02:42:50
You're not giving a subject in a doesn't get there. I'm
02:42:54
so for you to say it needs a time of day would imply it's like, oh,
02:42:57
this sentence is false. It's like, okay, what?
02:42:59
What does it matter either way?
02:43:01
Because there's literally no context.
02:43:03
So there's no there's no substance to what is false and what is true.
02:43:07
So who gives a fuck?
02:43:08
But it
02:43:10
the word no, there's no paradox there.
02:43:12
That's not a paradox or statement.
02:43:13
That's a first of all.
02:43:15
No, no, this is fucking I don't understand.
02:43:18
You play a character on the show, but you can't be that dumb.
02:43:22
What it implies is by saying
02:43:24
this sentence is false.
02:43:28
If you were to say that the sentence is false, what would that imply to you?
02:43:31
Without any context that the words are not?
02:43:34
I don't know, because I have no idea.
02:43:36
Because it doesn't matter.
02:43:38
You don't have to fill in the blank anything.
02:43:39
That's what I'm saying.
02:43:41
That's why I changed it.
02:43:42
I said, it's like going there.
02:43:44
It's it's the equivalent listener.
02:43:46
So if I say does the data and then I say, yeah, exactly same response.
02:43:51
All right.
02:43:52
Listen straight up I always lie.
02:43:54
Everything I say is a lie. Cool. All right.
02:43:57
Everything I say is a lie. Yeah, sure.
02:44:00
Now they're not my next question.
02:44:01
Am I telling you the truth?
02:44:03
Fuck. Fine.
02:44:04
No, you can't know.
02:44:05
Because if I always lie and then I say, am I?
02:44:08
Even if you're like.
02:44:09
I always tell the truth.
02:44:11
Even if you don't say anything at all, I'm still going to be just as skeptical.
02:44:14
You know that well that if I say I always tell the truth,
02:44:18
then that's a true statement.
02:44:19
Then we're done.
02:44:20
Or you say nothing.
02:44:21
I'm going to be just as skeptical. What?
02:44:23
You can be skeptical, but you're wrong.
02:44:26
And I don't mean right or wrong.
02:44:27
I'm able to judge the situation under my own pretense of see if you say
02:44:31
this sentence or not. True.
02:44:33
If you say the sentence is true, that is the end of the string.
02:44:38
You have got your results.
02:44:39
You've got a positive answer 100%.
02:44:42
This is true.
02:44:42
You can trust it and rely on it.
02:44:43
If you say the sentence is false,
02:44:46
then you have to go back to the beginning and say, well, hold on a second.
02:44:48
If this sentence is false, how can what it's saying be true?
02:44:54
Meaning that it's false? It can't be false.
02:44:56
Therefore it must be true.
02:44:57
Wait a minute.
02:44:58
But then it means it's false and you get stuck in a you're in a stuck.
02:45:02
You're in that loop forever.
02:45:04
Even though I know infinity cannot exist, it could in that point
02:45:07
because you are stuck forever. Infinity actually does exist.
02:45:10
So I agree, but not everyone on this show is busy.
02:45:13
We both agree too much.
02:45:15
Sometimes we can even read each other's
02:45:18
sentences.
02:45:19
Sandwiches is what I was thinking with that was close.
02:45:22
Well, who's this gay kid getting his hair cut by this other gay kid?
02:45:26
It's math facts.
02:45:27
It's like he's like, totally like, oh, I'm gonna give this kid
02:45:30
the same gay haircut I have is really, really what's going on here? Why?
02:45:34
Because you're in Columbus, Ohio.
02:45:36
So how's it for people who don't cut their own house? Was.
02:45:38
That's not if he does. He doesn't. If he doesn't, he does the math.
02:45:41
Am I right?
02:45:42
You're I'm like, just north
02:45:45
between Dayton and Columbus.
02:45:48
Sweet article version of this is the question.
02:45:50
I just thought of left field that somebody else guess that or.
02:45:53
No, I just was I was going to say Cleveland and that was boring.
02:45:56
So I tried to pick some.
02:45:57
I like you drove and you didn't drive left.
02:46:00
You had to drive, right?
02:46:01
I don't know why.
02:46:01
I knew that there's obviously some connection outside of awareness.
02:46:04
Was just trying to prove that there was something beyond.
02:46:08
So I guess what I actually thought, plus the way the hotel is angled,
02:46:11
obviously you're in Ohio.
02:46:14
Michigan doesn't make rooms that are like.
02:46:15
And shapes of tees or pluses.
02:46:18
It's it's a straight, long hallway, almost too small.
02:46:21
When you walk in, you're like, she's actually two straight, long hallways.
02:46:24
It is the shape of an H, sort of like.
02:46:26
So there's two buildings that are together that are two long sections, but they're.
02:46:32
When I grew up, every hotel was the same.
02:46:34
It was a square, kind of a rectangle more than a square.
02:46:37
It had a bed with a TV and a dresser at the end of the bed, enough room to walk
02:46:41
between the dresser and the bed, some type of maybe fridge and, microwave.
02:46:45
Right. And then a chair in the corner.
02:46:48
That's pretty much the standard, right?
02:46:49
Yes. Now, suddenly the last hotel
02:46:52
I was in a room in there, it was a Holiday Inn Express.
02:46:56
It was just a couple of months ago, and I could barely walk between the bed
02:47:01
and the wall, and everything was were once again the only thing on the wall.
02:47:06
The wall was the TV.
02:47:07
Everything was along one wall.
02:47:09
I just found it very uncomfortable and intrusive and claustrophobic.
02:47:13
No. Inside my hotel room I got this nice couch.
02:47:16
There's like a picture of a the Captain Picard and, the other dude
02:47:20
from, Star Wars Doom suite.
02:47:24
There's a there's a flag, right. Fairly.
02:47:26
They knew that this is, you know, they're they're welcoming draw from Flashdance.
02:47:30
So they definitely like, made sure they put up my my my banner, their neon sign.
02:47:36
They had made.
02:47:37
I just hung up my,
02:47:39
charcuterie blades or whatever it is,
02:47:42
cutlery,
02:47:45
crockery, cookery.
02:47:48
Kaku.
02:47:49
I don't know if only we had a swordsman on the show to to kind of.
02:47:53
That was one of my favorite episodes being over
02:47:56
like the Cosby Show and Knives and Shit.
02:48:00
It was the cookery Brady and George show could have been flat trans cookery.
02:48:05
Well, it's the Brady and George Show. It's done.
02:48:06
He's done a few metal metal things even outside of Metal Show.
02:48:10
Oh, and I do love the do you freak out the club
02:48:15
because they dare to say hello if it rains quick
02:48:19
when the ice serves that to go
02:48:24
where in the world is the Dr.
02:48:28
Drew yo Georgia.
02:48:30
Wow. Can I get a can I get I can I get much higher?
02:48:35
That rage quit makes so much more sense now.
02:48:39
And that line you didn't quite.
02:48:43
Yeah.
02:48:43
I'm going to play it again before we do.
02:48:44
Well we'll do this one good.
02:48:46
We get the higher.
02:48:48
So I also.
02:48:52
Oh my.
02:48:55
Oh could we do much worse.
02:48:59
Oh I love 000.
02:49:07
Draw loop.
02:49:09
Do you freak out the club.
02:49:11
Because they dare to say hello.
02:49:14
You're in your rage.
02:49:15
Quit when the ice serves.
02:49:16
That to go.
02:49:19
Oh, where in the world is the murder?
02:49:23
Drew? Yo, Georgia.
02:49:26
See, it didn't even make sense originally, did he?
02:49:28
Rage quit when they asked was it to go
02:49:32
like, that's like a Gary move now to rage quit.
02:49:35
But especially when you're asked
02:49:39
I. I guess he was asked to go or to stay.
02:49:43
He definitely it was asked to go.
02:49:47
Sounded it
02:49:48
sounded a little something like this.
02:49:52
Like we can't hear him, dude.
02:49:53
Can't hear him.
02:49:54
Haven't heard one the whole show.
02:49:57
If you got sound drops, we cannot hear them.
02:50:02
Fuck off.
02:50:04
Sorry. That one.
02:50:06
Have you played more?
02:50:06
Have you?
02:50:07
Oh, yeah.
02:50:08
I've been doing it the whole time, like I normally do.
02:50:10
It's because to, have a straight to the mic instead of the fucking.
02:50:14
You'll figure it out. There we go.
02:50:16
No, that's what I, I wasn't I was bypassing the app.
02:50:21
The mic goes into the app and then you plug it and then you,
02:50:24
then you tap into the app output as the input.
02:50:28
I got my shoulders, got five you reach for,
02:50:31
maybe you tap into the app, but I don't tap the you're a little fucking podcast.
02:50:36
It's worth it.
02:50:38
Sweet.
02:50:38
Wait oh my god, it's fucking 1250.
02:50:41
What just happened?
02:50:43
It's only 1230.
02:50:44
I guess the hour of you driving in and me playing a bunch of recorded
02:50:47
song songs and stuff made it play.
02:50:50
I made it play.
02:50:58
Oh, this isn't real.
02:51:00
What? Oh, this is real.
02:51:02
What does it do?
02:51:03
The alien.
02:51:05
It has to do with Project Blue Beam and how they're going to Bluebird.
02:51:08
I mean, Blue Book, Kelley blue book.
02:51:11
You know what?
02:51:12
I bet he just slipped off to the restroom.
02:51:14
Why? You're asleep.
02:51:15
Would you mind checking, please?
02:51:17
They're on a plane in case you can't tell.
02:51:20
And this gentleman has just disappeared, but strangely.
02:51:23
And take this.
02:51:25
Why would you need to take that?
02:51:27
There is not that much room on planes.
02:51:29
No, but movie planes are.
02:51:31
Look, the guy, he keeps the guys walking around naked
02:51:33
because his suit and his glasses buttoned up.
02:51:36
By the way,
02:51:38
are sitting on the plane.
02:51:39
He is just vanished. Where did he go?
02:51:43
I don't know,
02:51:43
but as soon as I saw Kirk Cameron, I knew that it was religious based.
02:51:47
Was he nude like you say?
02:51:49
Like he's run around naked?
02:51:51
No, I think he's in heaven.
02:51:53
He's going to have to be.
02:51:55
Or worse.
02:51:56
See, this is where Project Blue Beam comes in. Don't know.
02:51:58
She whacking him off.
02:52:00
Our government has figured out a way to literally pulverize us.
02:52:04
Vaporize us? Just poof.
02:52:06
Well, yeah. Okay.
02:52:08
And then instead of saying, yeah, we're just getting rid of the undesirables,
02:52:12
they're going to say, no, no, it was heaven in the rapture.
02:52:18
No, they're going to call it Covid.
02:52:20
No, they could do that to where they would never know.
02:52:24
And then say, Jesus with a bunch of 100% safe and effective.
02:52:28
Now, suddenly this couple has lost their children
02:52:32
or my kids.
02:52:38
So if they really succeed
02:52:40
with Project Blue Beam, this is how it'll start.
02:52:44
Your friends and family and loved ones and we'll just disappear.
02:52:47
The finger snap and the Avengers will just disappear.
02:52:51
I don't know that reference.
02:52:53
I'm an adult.
02:52:56
Yeah, but you knew the reference.
02:52:58
Like.
02:52:59
And I know what the Avengers are because
02:53:01
of commercials.
02:53:05
Like, I don't know why they became.
02:53:10
Like, where were they originally from this comic books?
02:53:12
Because no one ever talks about the Avengers until the Avengers
02:53:15
movies came out.
02:53:16
And then all of a sudden, everyone's like, oh, the Avengers is.
02:53:20
It's like the X-Men, bro.
02:53:22
Even then, I didn't watch it. And them guys movies.
02:53:24
I was a fan of X-Men the cartoon, but it was cool.
02:53:27
I graduated from that.
02:53:28
I grew up.
02:53:32
I never read comic books.
02:53:36
He played. But you watch gay.
02:53:37
You watch gay movies based on comic books.
02:53:39
As an adult? No.
02:53:42
Yeah you do.
02:53:43
I have seen them.
02:53:45
No. Yeah, I have, but I have no idea.
02:53:48
I haven't seen them all.
02:53:52
Loki.
02:53:54
No, seriously.
02:53:54
Loki, when Loki had a movie, I don't know what the fuck that is.
02:53:58
A dog.
02:53:59
Thor.
02:54:00
Like, that's when I started saying Logan.
02:54:03
No, I saw the I saw Iron Man. Maybe.
02:54:05
I don't even know the order.
02:54:06
I run a bunch of Iron Maiden really upset because I don't know the myth
02:54:10
and the lore,
02:54:12
right?
02:54:12
Yeah.
02:54:13
So if they don't kill you and that that's their their fault, actually.
02:54:17
Oh, you got these.
02:54:28
I didn't until just now.
02:54:33
Here I go.
02:54:34
I'll do the same thing you're doing.
02:54:35
We'll see which one we'll do. Two of them.
02:54:37
Oh, if only I had spelled things right, dear.
02:54:40
Draw.
02:54:41
I saw a glowing object hovering over I-70.
02:54:44
You near Auburn Hills Saturday night.
02:54:46
It looked like an upside down stop sign.
02:54:49
It didn't make a sound. It blinked blue.
02:54:52
It zipped away like it was late for a dentist appointment.
02:54:58
My cousin says it was definitely Project Blue B.
02:55:02
My wife gave birth to me and said, you must admit
02:55:06
it's a drone, or I will divorce or you better quit the podcast.
02:55:11
And then I say,
02:55:14
finally, something more exciting than the prices at Meyer Gas.
02:55:19
What do you think?
02:55:20
Sign Carl T Weatherford.
02:55:22
Wait, isn't that isn't that, Apollo Creed?
02:55:27
So what do you think?
02:55:28
That.
02:55:28
What do you think about that I-75 upside down hexagon thing?
02:55:31
Do you think that what was the question here?
02:55:33
What do you think of that?
02:55:35
I think it's I think it's I think it's still a hexagon.
02:55:38
Five.
02:55:39
Right. That's the shape.
02:55:40
But do you think it's part of Project Blue Beam?
02:55:42
Just a drone or something more exciting?
02:55:49
See, I like some spacecraft that we don't know about.
02:55:51
That is probably, our our own test flights of some shit or
02:55:56
maybe lights look a little bit different than some shit.
02:56:00
Gary here, I know our limitations.
02:56:02
I'm going to have the blue flags,
02:56:03
but they're going to have multiple choice answers.
02:56:06
The first thing, Deirdre, if Project Blue Beam is real
02:56:10
and they're going to fake an alien invasion to unite humanity
02:56:13
under a new world order, why would the New World Order,
02:56:18
signed by any.
02:56:20
You weren't or weren't?
02:56:24
So do you think you think if they were doing an alien invasion,
02:56:27
they would start in Michigan.
02:56:29
They would start your life, brother.
02:56:33
Sorry.
02:56:34
You did a new all over, brother.
02:56:35
Did he leave?
02:56:36
I think he misses Gary.
02:56:37
He can't stand.
02:56:38
He can't stand you enough.
02:56:39
Yeah. He makes I know. Yeah, yeah, I get it.
02:56:42
But I mean, Randy RKO them on this on the announcing table.
02:56:46
Yeah, he did it.
02:56:49
He was at Royal Rumble this year too.
02:56:51
Okay, dear Gay wrestling it all clear up on at WrestleMania.
02:56:55
I'm sure.
02:56:58
Dear Gay wrestling fan, I recorded,
02:57:01
I forgot YouTube, I recorded something over my backyard.
02:57:04
When I zoomed in, it looked like a metallic jelly bean.
02:57:07
When I zoomed out, it was gone.
02:57:10
Should I report this?
02:57:11
The kid in there made a who are you going to report it to?
02:57:15
They do have like a website so you can prodigy,
02:57:17
but as I think the police are going to what are the police going to do
02:57:20
unless it's like that weird alien video.
02:57:22
Remember that weird alien shit that happened
02:57:23
and then the thing like it and it never came about? Yeah.
02:57:26
The alien that was in those people's backyard.
02:57:28
And then it was like they would. Real.
02:57:30
That makes you want to believe it was more real, right?
02:57:32
Because it disappeared so fast.
02:57:34
That's a good point, though.
02:57:35
If you call the cops and say that you have seen something like that,
02:57:38
they could possibly do that, hold and put you
02:57:40
in a psychiatric evaluation thing just because they think you're crazy, right?
02:57:44
That's why. That's why pilots don't admit it.
02:57:48
They will be classified as hallucinating.
02:57:51
UAP petition you.
02:57:55
Well, what if we whip one of these out really quick?
02:57:58
One of mine, goddamn it!
02:58:01
Where is it?
02:58:05
Dear faggy.
02:58:08
Yeah. I'm listening.
02:58:09
After moving to a 55 plus community seven years ago,
02:58:12
I became close friends with my neighbors, Iris and her husband.
02:58:16
She was widowed five years ago when I began a relationship four years ago.
02:58:20
But my boyfriend and I have always included Iris
02:58:23
and my other girlfriends in our activities.
02:58:25
Iris became friendly with Barb, a woman at her church who didn't like me.
02:58:29
I was pleasant to Barb, but couldn't force a friendship.
02:58:32
Two years ago, Barb, Iris, and another friend vacation near my brother's home.
02:58:36
Iris texted me several times a day asking for suggestions for fun
02:58:40
activities, restaurants, etc.
02:58:42
and they offered many.
02:58:44
Barb provided the transportation during their vacation.
02:58:46
Barb ignored any suggestions I made and sent me several unkind texts
02:58:50
about intruding on her vacation with her friends.
02:58:53
I texted Iris telling her I had blocked Barb
02:58:56
and was sorry about whatever had happened.
02:58:58
Iris never apologized.
02:58:59
She and her friend had become distant from me
02:59:03
and now vacation regularly with Barb.
02:59:06
They all attend church together and have lunch at least twice a week.
02:59:10
Should I be grateful that Iris has shown me who she is and try to move on?
02:59:14
Question Mark signed alienated in Indiana.
02:59:22
I'm thinking.
02:59:24
I have no idea.
02:59:25
There was so many women in there. I know I should have a game.
02:59:28
I'm like, I don't know, I got it, I'm fine along it.
02:59:30
Oh, shit, I lost it.
02:59:32
You know what I'm thinking?
02:59:34
That a man would never write
02:59:36
anything, that, you know, that was the party was like, is that a gay man?
02:59:40
That's what it's sharing. Is woman. Or is that a lesbian woman?
02:59:43
She's like, at some point it's just like, who gives a fuck, lady?
02:59:45
Just just go do something else.
02:59:47
Find new friends.
02:59:48
Like I.
02:59:51
Obviously don't like you.
02:59:52
I don't know why she's still not find whatever she's looking for.
02:59:55
The hole that's empty.
02:59:58
The hole. Oh, her hole.
03:00:00
Yeah. She keeps trying to fill that hole.
03:00:02
Trying to fill the void.
03:00:04
The the virtual hole.
03:00:06
The emotional hole that she's really the emotion hole.
03:00:11
Emotional.
03:00:13
Everybody should take action now, is that a product?
03:00:15
I need to fucking.
03:00:16
Hold on. Let's try a sex toy.
03:00:17
Emotional for.
03:00:27
We're both typing at the same time.
03:00:29
This was bad timing.
03:00:31
So last week you tried to fill this out, and I just shit all over
03:00:33
you and blew your up.
03:00:34
But since this is the UFO thing, now we're going to hell.
03:00:37
Yeah. You? Yeah.
03:00:37
You really believe me? You know, I didn't just blow you off.
03:00:40
I shit all over it.
03:00:41
I said you, I mean, I only wanted you to blow me off.
03:00:43
Not only the face, the tough, fair.
03:00:46
What's,
03:00:49
What's the zip?
03:00:49
I don't know, what is it?
03:00:51
What zip code
03:00:53
for it.
03:00:55
Three.
03:00:55
One something.
03:00:58
Oh my gosh, don't Google that.
03:01:01
There it is
03:01:03
for, So I don't think I'm going to trademark emotional.
03:01:07
I don't have any diamonds.
03:01:10
This is the UAP disclose motion hole.
03:01:12
And I'm going to fucking make my own Fleshlight like call emotional petition
03:01:17
for UAP legislation to be included in the 2025
03:01:21
NDAA, which is the National Defense Authorization Act.
03:01:25
For those of you that don't know.
03:01:27
And yeah, I knew what that meant because I've actually ran as a politician.
03:01:31
Nobody asked any about my life, though.
03:01:33
So who got hold on. What hole? Sorry.
03:01:36
Emotion hole.
03:01:37
Well, not a clinical term commonly refers to a state of deep emotional distress,
03:01:40
often described as a feeling of emptiness or being trapped in a negative emotion.
03:01:44
I'll say that it's a two word emotion hole.
03:01:48
Oh my Lord, I like it.
03:01:49
That's that what you say, gooey?
03:01:51
And they try to fill their vaginal hole
03:01:55
emotionally to take the place of it.
03:01:56
And there's a lot of men that might even take advantage of that.
03:01:59
Find a bunch of them emotional hold women that are willing to open up.
03:02:02
Oh, I thought they were maybe going after their own hole.
03:02:05
For example, allegedly, U.S.
03:02:08
Senator Majority Leader Chuck Schumer,
03:02:11
Mike rounds, Kirsten Gillibrand, Marco Rubio,
03:02:14
Todd Young and Martin Heinrich.
03:02:18
Now's the time to let U.S.
03:02:19
senators know who co-sponsored the UAP
03:02:21
Disclosure Act of 2024 know who supported it, including a new version
03:02:26
of the UAP amendment in 2025,
03:02:28
National Defense Authorization Act.
03:02:31
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah.
03:02:32
It's important to know that we advocate for increased protections
03:02:35
for whistleblowers who might come forward with important information regarding UAP.
03:02:39
So the UAP Disclosure Fund
03:02:43
is a nonprofit 501 C,
03:02:47
so they have a lot of disclosing to do.
03:02:50
Honorable U.S. senators.
03:02:52
I am writing to voice my support for the inclusion of new legislature
03:02:55
in the 2025 National Defense Authorization Act that will establish
03:02:58
a Presidential Review Board.
03:02:59
So I don't that's that's does that where I should on it last time or way earlier.
03:03:05
Presidential review boards are just frightening to me
03:03:08
because that's a group of people that the president just assigns
03:03:10
to do a job like the death panels that you always heard,
03:03:13
not that they exist, but they're trying to.
03:03:15
So they're essentially trying to pull a fast one, is what you're saying?
03:03:18
Well, they just were trying to collect a bunch of money
03:03:21
so that they can authorize the president to create a review board
03:03:26
so that they can
03:03:27
look at the existing UAP records that are already held by the executive branch,
03:03:31
and then they can make recommendations for releasing
03:03:33
what records they choose to the public.
03:03:35
They fooled me, Jerry.
03:03:37
It sounds like that.
03:03:38
It sounds like total shenanigans.
03:03:40
I also support the inclusion of increased protection for whistleblowers.
03:03:42
I'm all for that.
03:03:43
So that alone I don't even care what you're whistleblowing on.
03:03:46
But how can we help fix things if we don't let people announce what's wrong?
03:03:51
Like Snowden, see a hero or a villain?
03:03:54
I don't know.
03:03:56
Let's add our name.
03:03:58
Let's put Monday, 10 p.m..
03:04:01
Yeah.
03:04:02
As the the comment rumble.
03:04:08
Directly.
03:04:09
That's good enough. Yeah.
03:04:12
We're doing our part.
03:04:13
Did you do your part? Thanks for your support.
03:04:15
I'm surprised there's no button here. Just.
03:04:17
Oh. I'm sorry. There you.
03:04:20
That's why you don't pay.
03:04:21
Donate.
03:04:23
I was literally saying
03:04:25
I'm surprised there's nowhere just to go pay.
03:04:27
Oh, is there any donation information?
03:04:30
Yeah.
03:04:30
The UAP fund is a nonpartisan
03:04:32
political nonprofit that advocates for greater government
03:04:34
transparency regarding unidentified anomalous phenomenon.
03:04:37
Oh, wait. It's anomalous. I thought it was Ariel.
03:04:39
Yeah, I think they changed it to anomalous at some point.
03:04:42
Just to include more bullshit.
03:04:44
Include Tic tac aliens, the Tic Tacs, though, the shit
03:04:48
that you can't see that's only picked up by like, certain infrared and shit.
03:04:51
But like, anomalous just means different
03:04:54
in my opinion, where Ariel means it's in the air.
03:04:57
So they changed.
03:04:58
The phenomenon was to get rid of the object
03:05:00
because it was just a light or a fucking orb, right?
03:05:03
We can't. I think it's indicates
03:05:06
a multi-dimensional, an area that means in our dimension.
03:05:10
And so they wanted to get away from that. I believe.
03:05:12
How long before they change? Unidentified.
03:05:16
They've already got gotten away from that completely UFO.
03:05:19
They don't.
03:05:19
That's so old school now.
03:05:21
Yeah. Is that does that have a stigma.
03:05:23
Yeah. That's why they changed it.
03:05:25
Yeah. That's they rebranded it. That's literally what they did. Sure.
03:05:27
Did they rebrand their fucking cottage industry is what they fucking did.
03:05:32
Oh yeah
03:05:35
it moved. I was going to click it.
03:05:36
I know we're both going to find it the exact same time.
03:05:40
I don't see it.
03:05:42
I don't see it either. So.
03:05:49
You do do you?
03:05:53
You. Think cottage looks beautiful to those bastards.
03:05:59
Not only did StreamYard move all the things around,
03:06:02
but the thumbnails that were set are all gone.
03:06:05
Oh, they're different.
03:06:06
They're different thumbnails used to show the orange.
03:06:08
It's in the industry front now.
03:06:10
It's just a picture that's like the first of all.
03:06:12
Yeah, the first intro shit.
03:06:14
And you fucking can't do StreamYard.
03:06:17
Totally. Yep.
03:06:18
Fucking 50 bucks a month that they want full price.
03:06:24
So he did sign up for the UAP Disclosure fund.
03:06:26
So I feel like we did for productivity. We did fladge.
03:06:29
We did deer flag.
03:06:30
We did everything we could possibly do on YouTube.
03:06:33
We did an extra freaking two hours on YouTube.
03:06:36
That show just keeps giving and giving and giving.
03:06:38
We get nothing back just so everyone knows we get nothing back.
03:06:42
I have a rumble fund we get from advertisers.
03:06:44
It's up to a little bit of money now, but there's no way to close it out.
03:06:48
I can't collect it just sits there, taunts me.
03:06:53
They don't care about.
03:06:56
Fact drunk and stupid is no way to go through
03:06:59
life. So.
03:07:04
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03:07:06
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03:07:06
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03:07:07
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03:07:10
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03:07:12
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03:07:15
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03:07:19
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03:07:21
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03:07:21
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03:07:33
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03:07:41
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not a reason for a jabber.
03:08:12
We might not be the smartest kid on the job,
03:08:14
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
03:08:16
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a jigger,
03:08:19
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
03:08:20
We're just here to crack a few jokes, spread some joy,
03:08:23
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
03:08:27
So buckle up,
03:08:28
buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride to the absurdity of our human life.
03:08:31
Let ranch life.
03:08:40
And. Ladies
03:08:47
and gentlemen,
03:08:50
let's get ready for.
03:08:54
The rumble.
03:08:55
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
03:08:56
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
03:08:59
Work Trump mania.
03:09:01
Run wild, brother.
03:09:03
Oh! Oh!
03:09:06
Baby,
03:09:08
what you gonna do?
03:09:11
That's what this looks like.
03:09:14
I thought you said Brady.
03:09:16
Hey, man, we got a break.
03:09:19
Great.
03:09:21
Break
03:09:22
the record.
03:09:23
I don't think that matters ironically, either.
03:09:25
I think when they made it, they thought it was amazing graphics and,
03:09:30
it it's very video game.
03:09:32
This is everything.
03:09:37
This is not one of the orange.
03:09:42
Elite pop.
03:10:02
Thank you.
03:10:05
To the party for the schedule for the 20.
03:10:14
Year olds.
03:10:14
Gotta make it.
03:10:15
Go go go go go go.
03:10:16
Can you make it look.
03:10:20
Pretty
03:10:22
brain.
03:10:24
Let's go.
03:10:25
Smooth
03:10:27
for a week like everyone.
03:10:29
You watching?
03:10:31
I want to know.
03:10:35
How you
03:10:38
got? I did not.
03:10:40
I think
03:10:41
that that that that that did that.
03:10:46
It seems like a lazy hook, but that's all right.
03:10:49
That I did that.
03:10:53
So in 2025, if the Lord did
03:10:55
actually return in the second coming, I think, Lord, how
03:10:59
you know, Jesus, it was another big royal blue beam.
03:11:03
Oh, you.
03:11:06
Whoops.
03:11:08
Project blue light like, I'm Lord, I'm coming up.
03:11:12
Christ. Right.
03:11:13
Here's the reaction of the internet.
03:11:16
Jesus, guy.
03:11:17
I'm not listening to someone who only has 12 followers.
03:11:20
Are alert. Hey, freaking Jesus girl.
03:11:22
I bet Jesus won't save you from my bullying.
03:11:25
This Jesus is crazy. Love thy neighbor.
03:11:27
What if my neighbor is poor father God more like God when than you are?
03:11:31
Also for the only miracle.
03:11:33
I believe that's how neighborhoods work.
03:11:35
So what if Jesus, God, only thing I would die for is Louis Vuitton.
03:11:39
You gospel music.
03:11:40
But I like the simple music of the Beatles.
03:11:42
Okay, Jesus girl, tell me that God is so good.
03:11:46
Then why is my dad?
03:11:47
Are we on business so much? My,
03:11:51
to, honor thy father and thy mother?
03:11:54
Yeah, right. Teenagers grow.
03:11:56
Oh, come on, Kevin, it's the big dance.
03:11:58
We don't have to leave room for Jesus. He's not real now.
03:12:01
Finger of my mouth. Wow. Water into wine.
03:12:05
Now, that's the guy I would party with.
03:12:09
Yeah, I should have watched it first.
03:12:11
It wasn't bad.
03:12:14
Not bad.
03:12:20
So what did we save?
03:12:22
UFOs.
03:12:25
UFOs?
03:12:27
So, in the 90s,
03:12:32
there was this,
03:12:34
I don't know if you remember this alien abduction on Fox.
03:12:37
There was this thing that was pitched
03:12:40
that was.
03:12:43
Pitched as being real.
03:12:45
And it was a two part.
03:12:47
They showed you half of it showed you the second half of it.
03:12:51
I have all of it on,
03:12:53
storage drive that I thought I had in my bag, but I don't.
03:12:56
But I found this like it's a six minute version,
03:13:00
but this was like, this is an actual.
03:13:04
Actually, it was in the early 90s.
03:13:07
Why people would enjoy hosting UFO encounters.
03:13:10
What isn't easy to understand is the way they do it.
03:13:14
All right. Gary says this is aliens, too.
03:13:16
I don't remember aliens, but we do aliens.
03:13:18
And we admit even we were fooled.
03:13:22
Perhaps the
03:13:22
most bizarre example of mistaken identity began in the fall of 1993,
03:13:27
when copies of this videotape began to circulate
03:13:30
among UFO enthusiasts.
03:13:34
It begins with a birthday party,
03:13:36
obviously shot on home video.
03:13:39
Yeah, obviously the party takes a strange turn.
03:13:43
A power outage and a flash of light caused the men
03:13:46
to investigate an apparent plane crash on the other side of the hill.
03:13:50
I don't know if there's a plane crash.
03:13:51
There's a transformer that was blowing up, actually.
03:13:54
And then they see like this, like,
03:13:56
this is weird because it's then it's like lightning comes out.
03:13:58
So you can see the beings are saying, do it's a spaceship.
03:14:01
And then they look out later. The UFOs. Like this.
03:14:04
It was creepy as a kid.
03:14:05
Like, oh, you can just
03:14:08
when they point a thing, point this laser at the motherfucker
03:14:12
who you know, you know, who was it?
03:14:14
The panic stricken family fights off the invading aliens.
03:14:18
The home video ends abruptly as the aliens enter the family's home.
03:14:22
An apparently abducted
03:14:26
woman across the tape.
03:14:27
I was invited over to a friend's house who said he had.
03:14:31
It was really good at the time. Duct tape.
03:14:34
Tom Dongo is no match for an army.
03:14:37
I mean, I guess would be a good cover.
03:14:39
They do down the tape what they do now.
03:14:42
Stunned look at his forehead.
03:14:44
He looks like an alien.
03:14:45
I thought the tape might be real because it fit in very well
03:14:49
with so many, UFO alien incidents.
03:14:52
Says that I know it fit very well.
03:14:55
In fact, almost too well.
03:14:58
I thought no one could fake something like that.
03:15:01
After spending three months trekking with UFO researchers worldwide,
03:15:05
Dongo was unable to find anyone else
03:15:07
who had seen the video, and he was unable to locate another copy.
03:15:11
It fooled me.
03:15:12
So, you know, and then it was on fucking finally authentic video
03:15:17
and someone, nameless.
03:15:19
But it aired on Fox in the generation of, Grab A Current Affair and they out there.
03:15:25
I have been studying UFOs for for another guy.
03:15:28
The other guy had track record traps.
03:15:30
People retired U.S.
03:15:31
Army Colonel Don Julio spent his career working just past military intelligence.
03:15:37
I thought that
03:15:38
it did not have the appearance of being a scripted production,
03:15:43
because everybody was talking at the same time, and he couldn't understand
03:15:46
half of what they said.
03:15:48
They got to come to the house to find him.
03:15:49
When that UFOs come by,
03:15:53
the people on camera did
03:15:55
express a great deal of emotion.
03:15:58
Hold on to you posit.
03:15:59
Because they were actors, they ought to get an offer.
03:16:02
It didn't seem scripted at all until he said that.
03:16:05
And now when I I've got the whole thing, we can we can scrub through it.
03:16:09
I can't
03:16:10
I kind of
03:16:11
would have rather done that rather than have these people's interpretation of it.
03:16:14
But I do have it on a swords drive,
03:16:18
at my house. So
03:16:21
we'll go we'll revisit this next week.
03:16:23
Do you think it was scripted or an Emmy?
03:16:25
Oh yeah.
03:16:25
They came out as fake, but it was again, it was it was really aliens.
03:16:31
Other real aliens.
03:16:33
So I don't you're like what it's like.
03:16:35
So it's like see and see when you think of what I saw on
03:16:39
the dude was cool, I just it was what many people me, my TV, me.
03:16:43
But they have seen onboard alien vehicle
03:16:47
in the one sequence where I'm judging you, I'm shooting these two dudes here
03:16:51
and the ones that are probably making money off of dead alien and
03:16:56
all right now I'm judging that guy to of each, frame.
03:17:00
And that's his kid.
03:17:01
That's the other.
03:17:02
That's not in the video right now.
03:17:03
There were four of them before
03:17:04
there was a little kid right there, and he's not there
03:17:06
whenever they're carrying an alien shoulder.
03:17:08
As I was going through these,
03:17:09
they didn't even they didn't even recruit some friends to be the alien.
03:17:12
Happens when they're dead. I
03:17:16
it's concave like that
03:17:18
hoax or tragic proof of an alien abduction.
03:17:21
The debate.
03:17:22
Yeah, it's one of those two thing of 1994.
03:17:25
The idea was to do more war the world's on videotape, to take the audience
03:17:28
and show them the real terror, real time, all in one take.
03:17:32
After a lengthy investigation, San Francisco filmmaker Dean Alioto
03:17:38
and he confirmed that he used a brilliant docu drama.
03:17:42
And then items were designed the show and created
03:17:45
based on actual testimony and drawings of people who claim to have been abducted.
03:17:49
They had large heads or anyone who suffered close encounters with
03:17:53
bodies were slight.
03:17:54
They look very androgynous.
03:17:55
They have Google back then, but if you were a Google alien
03:17:58
to be in these suits, I told you this to be a hoax at all.
03:18:02
My goal was to set out to make the most realistic UFO abduction tape possible.
03:18:07
But, this is very douchey.
03:18:09
Extremes.
03:18:10
It was a huge compliment to the cast and crew that people
03:18:13
UFO, to be fair, though, in the 90s or whatever, this from everybody
03:18:18
that,
03:18:18
believed that this was an actual tape, an actual day.
03:18:21
But we didn't talk that.
03:18:22
Do you did you just say War of the worlds?
03:18:25
But he said it twice, actually, Mulder.
03:18:28
And even though Dean Alioto confessed, Tom Dongo has his doubts,
03:18:32
there's really something inside.
03:18:33
But he's still he's still like, no, this is real.
03:18:36
Not real.
03:18:37
I really I think there's still parts of it that aren't real.
03:18:41
Video maybe perfect.
03:18:42
That sums it up to Don where thinks Alioto may have a secret
03:18:46
release spliced in real footage, even fake footage like it's a hoax.
03:18:49
Because I know that our government policy is insert this.
03:18:56
These government accept every major UFO case or release to document.
03:19:02
So I got no problems with atheists versus agnostics
03:19:06
thinking that there is or isn't something or there from getting too excited.
03:19:09
If I was presented with 100% evidence,
03:19:12
there is no possible way of a God, I would continue going.
03:19:15
Maybe there is.
03:19:17
Maybe there is also this dude, basically.
03:19:20
So he's he's kind of saying that.
03:19:22
So he's saying one of two things here.
03:19:24
He's saying that either the government is is putting,
03:19:29
false information out there to mask things,
03:19:34
or the government is like funding this type of shit.
03:19:39
Just, I don't know, it seemed like.
03:19:41
So if this was if this was so well done acting wise, maybe it was government
03:19:46
funded to just kind of go to just kind of make a mockery of it.
03:19:50
But it wasn't well done.
03:19:52
It was I do this as well, but that was very well done.
03:19:55
Well, well you bet. I can't wait to see it.
03:19:57
I cannot wait to see it, not to accept it if they don't have to.
03:20:01
But he was just admitting that people don't believe what they want to do.
03:20:05
People with to believe what they want to believe leads to document
03:20:08
for possibly every home video that gets on the market.
03:20:11
The reason is to keep the public from getting too excited
03:20:16
about our alien visitor.
03:20:18
Hence the stickers on the back of the video
03:20:20
saying this is what dramatization everybody does that picks up by
03:20:24
gets picked up by Fox.
03:20:25
After that, they don't have like
03:20:27
it's clear that that was happening even over my influence.
03:20:31
Ultimately you have to decide yourself.
03:20:33
It's better to have a one off programing like that. It was very
03:20:38
you just said if it's not government, who is it?
03:20:40
The guy that we just was introduced to, I got to that's who did it.
03:20:44
The douchebag slick.
03:20:46
Yeah, that's who did it, not the government.
03:20:50
Exactly what would have happened if the world had been invaded?
03:20:54
That little music playing, and then an announcer
03:20:57
coming on and saying, excuse me, we interrupt this program
03:20:59
to bring you an announcement from Jersey city.
03:21:02
Jersey City has just fallen.
03:21:05
Take you back to our studio.
03:21:06
Little organ music and another interruption.
03:21:08
So on.
03:21:09
We did all of that very carefully and exactly reproduced, as I say.
03:21:13
What would have happened?
03:21:15
Thinking to make make the whole thing more effective.
03:21:18
But we had no choice to do they they were paying off way through the show.
03:21:23
As we were continuing
03:21:25
with the
03:21:27
script in front of us, we saw that in the control room
03:21:32
there were a great many policemen, and every moment more.
03:21:35
Now later, we found out that the police were as confused
03:21:38
as we were because there wasn't any anything they could arrest us for.
03:21:41
But there they were, looking fierce and other people talking
03:21:44
to other people being fierce, intense.
03:21:48
They were looking so fierce.
03:21:50
Do you know who this story reminds me of?
03:21:51
Somebody who wants somebody else to stop talking out of fear.
03:21:54
It was generated in the studio.
03:21:57
We thought, well, something's gone wrong.
03:21:59
Some few people have complained, and the only thing we have to fear
03:22:03
was swallowed.
03:22:03
What we were telling them about the Martians having this feeling.
03:22:06
Our wives, we didn't know that it wasn't a few people.
03:22:10
It was, in fact,
03:22:11
nationwide.
03:22:14
I had no idea that I had mayhem
03:22:16
disorder, a sort of national event.
03:22:19
And it was immediately after our show went off the air that Walter
03:22:22
Winchell, who was on a and look, they drew a cigaret
03:22:26
back then.
03:22:27
They were they were promoting cigarets so much
03:22:29
that when you do even a sketch like this, you had to put a cigaret
03:22:32
in the guy's mouth, even when he had a space helmet on.
03:22:36
Is there a hole in the helmet?
03:22:37
How's it work?
03:22:39
There's space cigarets, I guess.
03:22:41
And it was immediately after our show went off the air
03:22:43
or was on smoking right now, on arrival all the time
03:22:47
and it heard about how all the tell everyone smoked in sight.
03:22:51
Gary smoke around going on went on the air on his network,
03:22:55
on his program of news coming and said Mr.
03:23:00
and Mrs.
03:23:00
America there is no cause for alarm.
03:23:03
America has not fallen.
03:23:05
I repeat, America has not fallen.
03:23:08
Of course, that was
03:23:10
really enough for that network.
03:23:11
And by that time there wasn't a phone you could get to
03:23:15
really anywhere in the States.
03:23:16
The highways were jammed with cars going one way or another.
03:23:19
Those people who were in the cities were going to the hills,
03:23:22
and those people were in the hills were coming into the cities.
03:23:26
I suppose we had it coming to us because in fact,
03:23:28
we weren't as innocent as we meant to be.
03:23:32
And when we did The Martian broadcast, we were fed up.
03:23:35
Looks like it comes to the way in which everything that came over
03:23:38
this new magic box, the radio was being swallowed.
03:23:42
The radio people, you know what to do about that radio.
03:23:45
They read in the newspapers and what people tell them.
03:23:47
But when the radio came in, I suppose now television,
03:23:50
anything that
03:23:51
came through that new machine was believed.
03:23:55
So in a way, our broadcast was an assault on the news, the original Project Blue.
03:24:00
With credibility of that machine.
03:24:01
We wanted people to understand that they shouldn't take any opinion.
03:24:07
Breed adjusted and they shouldn't
03:24:08
swallow everything
03:24:12
came through the tap, whether it was radio or not or semen.
03:24:16
But as I say it, it was only a partial experiment.
03:24:19
We have no idea the extent of the thing, and I certainly personally
03:24:23
had no idea what it would mean to me.
03:24:27
That ended rather abruptly.
03:24:42
What do you remember?
03:24:44
Oh, right.
03:24:52
That's stiller steel.
03:24:54
I think it's steel.
03:24:55
It's probably much more heartbreaking.
03:24:59
I love it, love, love the bright smile in your casket.
03:25:03
Champagne. Oh, God.
03:25:06
I've got some crying in there.
03:25:08
We saw in my neck was there and we
03:25:12
up. At the
03:25:17
movie, I wish I could just.
03:25:21
Do the sky.
03:25:22
Pull the feeling out of the blue circle.
03:25:28
Up. See silver
03:25:31
star go through.
03:25:40
When instead of
03:25:41
telling him to numb all the bright lights.
03:25:45
The end so I can be all right.
03:25:47
I'm only half human. Terry.
03:25:49
Let the moon and you shine to the glow.
03:25:52
To you.
03:25:53
Then look to the sky for the feeling of a shiny disc.
03:25:58
Since you know from falling.
03:26:00
Oh, see, tell the circle.
03:26:06
Brady, why are we watching this?
03:26:07
I see.
03:26:09
Hey, good.
03:26:12
I just want to believe are if on the front page of rebel.
03:26:17
Yeah. Okay.
03:26:19
You got a big play inside.
03:26:21
Oh, seriously. Look,
03:26:23
we're fifth right here.
03:26:30
Yeah.
03:26:30
On your thing. Oh, poor thing.
03:26:35
Oh, you only got my thing.
03:26:36
Oh, with.
03:26:38
Oh, let it rip.
03:26:45
And I love that green dollar
03:26:48
shit.
03:26:48
I got two more mash ups.
03:26:51
So much fucking UFO shit.
03:26:56
Do you love.
03:26:57
Oh, shit.
03:27:02
Oh, no.
03:27:03
There we are.
03:27:04
Where are they?
03:27:09
We're right in front of fucking Fox News Live.
03:27:11
What are you talking. What?
03:27:12
Oh, them.
03:27:15
They must have just started their stream or something.
03:27:18
Any. Oh, I'm so sick with my own.
03:27:23
Oh, Crone. Swim lunge. Your a. We got this.
03:27:26
We got more than
03:27:28
chromosome lingerie growing.
03:27:30
Oh, yeah.
03:27:33
Oh, you can hear that.
03:27:42
The streets was.
03:27:47
Yesterday.
03:27:49
Hey, I'm going to add that as a soundtrack for sure.
03:27:53
This is what?
03:27:58
It's this
03:28:00
song for the record store. Your
03:28:05
good. You know,
03:28:08
you. Don't.
03:28:38
When stirring your drink, you should not use a snow globe.
03:28:41
This is because the snow globe is too wide to be used as a steering device.
03:28:45
Instead, you should use a frying pan.
03:28:48
Did you know when stirring your drink, you should not use a snow globe?
03:28:53
This is because the snow globe is too wide to be used as a steering device.
03:28:57
Instead, you should use a frying pan.
03:29:00
Did you know when stirring your drink uses.
03:29:04
I couldn't make it stop?
03:29:06
I have to take notes on that.
03:29:12
Me, I put oh.
03:29:20
Here's the thing.
03:29:21
If I whipped out a disc and threw it down the lane
03:29:22
in my bowling alley, then they would kick me out.
03:29:28
And that's a one shot.
03:29:29
You only get to do that once.
03:29:30
You can't go down and get your disc after that.
03:29:32
That thing's not coming back.
03:29:35
I wasn't gonna stop.
03:29:37
I put,
03:29:40
but to be fair, that was an awesome shot.
03:29:43
I mean, that pin is much smaller than the basket.
03:29:47
Right?
03:29:48
I mean, she didn't have to stick it.
03:29:51
Like you do have.
03:29:52
You have to stick it in the basket. You're muted.
03:29:54
You're putrid.
03:29:58
That may have been my last video.
03:30:02
All I got left is a 22 minute
03:30:05
Gary dissertation.
03:30:08
Oh, I missed a Sabina.
03:30:09
What's this?
03:30:11
What's this?
03:30:16
This is going to be awkward.
03:30:18
Okay, I want you to. Holy shit.
03:30:20
She looks different again.
03:30:22
A little bit of a mustache.
03:30:23
Talk about Eric Weinstein.
03:30:25
Because people keep saying that Weinstein got
03:30:28
Eric Weinstein and I think it's somewhat muted.
03:30:31
Really.
03:30:32
They should be asking him to talk about me more serious.
03:30:36
I muted recent episode of Eric and Sean Carroll and Piers
03:30:40
Morgan, and dramatic comments from all those who piled on afterwards.
03:30:43
And boy was this ugly.
03:30:44
I can't believe the fucking hypocrisy of these people. That's why I find it.
03:30:47
Wow, Eric, I've known Eric a cunt,
03:30:50
so that's why I pop Chrissy often.
03:30:53
Boy was this ugly.
03:30:55
I can't believe the fucking hypocrisy of these people.
03:30:59
So that's why Boehner got Eric.
03:31:02
I've known Eric for almost 20 years. He's a good guy.
03:31:05
If you take away one thing from this video, let it be lots of inside.
03:31:07
Eric's a good a fairly normal.
03:31:08
He's a guy that's on Rogan a lot, right. It's okay.
03:31:10
You should know I've seen an enormous amount of.
03:31:12
Yeah. You know that, Eric.
03:31:14
No, I don't do I yeah.
03:31:16
In case you managed to miss it dumbly, I don't want you to get away with it.
03:31:21
So I started to type.
03:31:22
Stine. ACH!
03:31:24
So sexy people.
03:31:26
I knew this guy.
03:31:31
You know this guy?
03:31:32
He's the guy that really criticizes things.
03:31:35
And Joe Rogan.
03:31:40
Physicists were normally
03:31:41
so criticizes things into this in any detail
03:31:44
because I'm not interested in unification.
03:31:45
And she's so happy because she criticizes things need to have to be unified,
03:31:48
and I've no idea why so many people are obsessed with this.
03:31:50
I want to try and do like extra lines on her forehead.
03:31:52
Are they that they're like extra cut in?
03:31:55
And these symmetries are defined by groups.
03:31:56
The ones she looks like, oh no, there's the same spot.
03:31:59
What if you don't know what they say? So how it works?
03:32:01
The only thing that matters is that one, two and three are very small numbers.
03:32:03
Now, what you can do is
03:32:04
you can put a bigger one with a bigger number basically,
03:32:06
and try to find the sum of model in this group.
03:32:08
If you managed to do this, you have a candidate for unified theory.
03:32:11
The problem is infinitely many groups, and almost all of them contain
03:32:14
the same number of groups.
03:32:15
Consequently, physicists have proposed
03:32:16
thousands of these unified theories since these large groups,
03:32:19
is it possible that there is no unified theory?
03:32:21
New particles?
03:32:22
And then you have to come up with some reason
03:32:23
for why we haven't seen these new particles? No.
03:32:25
Hold on.
03:32:25
That's a good tie right there.
03:32:27
The same reason that we don't want a one world government.
03:32:29
Whoever designed the system probably doesn't have one little freaking
03:32:34
exhaust hole that will blow up the entire Death Star, so to speak.
03:32:37
Like there is no
03:32:40
one catchall
03:32:41
formula or string of anything that defines everything.
03:32:45
There is no rule that's going to fix physics,
03:32:47
to make everything connect perfectly and fit like that.
03:32:50
They make up dark matter and the usual stuff that hasn't worked since the 1980s.
03:32:55
This hopefully explains why I'm unexcited about yet another unified something.
03:33:01
We have too many of those already.
03:33:03
It hasn't worked for 40 years and there's no evidence supporting any of this.
03:33:08
Eric sees this different.
03:33:10
He thinks that no one has yet done it
03:33:13
the right way, which is possible.
03:33:16
If this is how he wants to spend his life, that's fine with me.
03:33:20
I won't.
03:33:21
It's fine with me to say
03:33:22
exactly what Eric's doing or just try to give you my stupid girl.
03:33:27
Summary.
03:33:27
Einstein's theory.
03:33:29
Wow. She just called herself four dimensional space time, a stupid girl.
03:33:33
Space times described by what's called the metric tensor.
03:33:37
That I don't take no orders from the woman by the way.
03:33:40
So the metric tensor has four times four equals 16 entries,
03:33:44
but it's a metric is only ten of these entries are different.
03:33:46
You can just ignore all the well. So he didn't
03:33:48
go on the court.
03:33:49
It just so happens that one of the first
03:33:50
or probably most historic groups for unification is Asotin.
03:33:53
And that also has a ten on it.
03:33:54
So Eric postulates that these two towns are somehow related.
03:33:56
Basically, he doubles the repetition
03:33:57
of all the punishments theory and takes the one version to be
03:33:59
the generator of those groups that gives you something like so ten.
03:34:02
Devil's in the details. Why?
03:34:03
Because I mean that in all fairness, everybody has a bit sketchy, but honestly,
03:34:06
I don't doubt that with some effort you can somehow make the mouth work out.
03:34:08
So this is roughly what Eric's working on.
03:34:10
I believe it's all fairly unremarkable, really.
03:34:12
The mathematics is pretty close to what
03:34:13
physicists are using already, and it's totally in line
03:34:15
with all the other nonsense of insisting the foundations not work on.
03:34:17
But for reasons I don't quite understand.
03:34:19
A lot of people find this very interesting,
03:34:21
which is how Eric ended up on Piers Morgan with John Carroll.
03:34:23
And this happens because this is like a rhetorics paper.
03:34:25
Here it is. I actually have it here, right here. And,
03:34:29
it's worse than you think.
03:34:31
That's him right there. It's not serious.
03:34:34
It's not. Dog ate my homework. Wow. He does not look happy.
03:34:37
If you have a dark matter,
03:34:38
if you have a dark matter prediction, if you have a dark energy prediction.
03:34:41
I want to see a plot in the paper.
03:34:44
I want to see redshift versus.
03:34:47
I want to see a calculation of a relic abundance.
03:34:50
So I can figure out how much dark matter is supposed to be.
03:34:53
If you do that, people will pay attention to the theory.
03:34:56
It's very possible. Sean.
03:35:00
First of all,
03:35:02
you second of all, if you're going to read your paper
03:35:05
of the notion, how dare you cast
03:35:09
shade and aspersions of the kind that I wouldn't seek to cast on you?
03:35:12
But I will now shade in some version.
03:35:15
He's got dry mouth.
03:35:17
Nor do I need to seek your approval.
03:35:19
As you know, you failed to gain tenure.
03:35:23
I think
03:35:24
one has to give credits to show that he agreed to do this.
03:35:27
Because you know what?
03:35:28
Unless they're going to actually fight, I don't care
03:35:32
if they're nerds.
03:35:33
They don't fight math, fight
03:35:36
may throw numbers at each other.
03:35:38
You, Jesus.
03:35:40
My last video.
03:35:41
Yeah, we have a lot of examples.
03:35:43
The most famous is Inanna, the goddess of the Sumerians.
03:35:48
She's actually.
03:35:49
Wait, just to be clear, I think they're talking about parallels to the.
03:35:52
What are some examples of resurrected gods prior to Jesus.
03:35:56
Yeah, we have a lot of examples.
03:35:58
The most famous is Inanna, the, goddess of the Sumerians.
03:36:03
She's actually killed, stripped naked and nailed up.
03:36:05
So she's essentially crucified
03:36:07
and she's resurrected from the dead three days later.
03:36:10
Right. So that's that's kind of that's actually the first example that we have.
03:36:13
And we have it on clay tablets
03:36:14
that predate Jesus by, well, more than a thousand years.
03:36:18
But we have other examples.
03:36:19
So Osiris is a famous example, Bacchus
03:36:22
different kind of example, but still a similar example.
03:36:25
We don't actually bail, at which, got translated into other forms
03:36:30
like Jupiter Dog Kinnison and Hercules milk cart.
03:36:33
We're also these kinds of resurrect these Hercules was not Sal Marx's
03:36:38
a famous example that's in the, histories of Herodotus.
03:36:42
And you can go down the list.
03:36:42
I did a thing that that underlying it.
03:36:45
But is the story repeated over time because they're all lying
03:36:49
or because it's all based on something that's actually substantial?
03:36:52
Rising gods, it's taken the latter.
03:36:55
You can go check out my complete list of the.
03:36:58
Definitely.
03:36:58
Yeah.
03:36:59
If I was an all knowing up to an omnipotent being,
03:37:01
which I'm not, and I don't claim to believe in one.
03:37:03
But if I was,
03:37:05
I would make sure that my message went over and over
03:37:07
and over and over again, through history,
03:37:09
through time, through different tellings, through different cultures,
03:37:13
through different religions, Christian resurrected gods.
03:37:15
But we also have a lot of resurrected heroes
03:37:17
and just ordinary people who rose from the dead to have a lot.
03:37:21
It was such a popular story, rising from the dead that we even have,
03:37:25
an under Vespasian,
03:37:27
an example of someone making fun of.
03:37:29
Plus, I'm not a good storyteller at all.
03:37:31
But since we all die, I imagine that's very relatable
03:37:34
to be able to to have somebody so powerful that they died and came back.
03:37:38
So obviously that's going to be repeated story.
03:37:40
Just because it's so intriguing, because everyone
03:37:44
dies with it in a play with a dying and rising doc.
03:37:48
Right?
03:37:48
Like so when you're at the point where you're actually making fun of the trope,
03:37:52
then you know that this is a widespread trope, that it wasn't something
03:37:55
that the Christians were the first to be.
03:37:56
So yeah.
03:37:58
And it was popular at the time and area that Christianity
03:38:04
arose. Yep.
03:38:05
That makes sense.
03:38:10
Pretty well.
03:38:11
So I'm going to play this music video, and then I'm going to do a 22 minute
03:38:16
gay theory dissertation.
03:38:18
But I want to close the show before that starts.
03:38:20
We're just gonna let that roll on the way out.
03:38:23
Okay.
03:38:24
And, I'm.
03:38:37
I. Okay.
03:38:46
I. Don't.
03:38:58
Care.
03:39:08
It's.
03:39:11
It's.
03:39:12
I don't
03:39:14
understand, president.
03:39:18
For. You.
03:39:57
My name.
03:40:20
Is the Brady and Joshua Brady
03:40:23
and George Geary as above and so below.
03:40:27
Because he's so close, lady.
03:40:29
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:40:32
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:40:35
Brady. And or should we just.
03:40:38
Brady and draw.
03:40:39
It's their show now Brady.
03:40:41
Draw.
03:40:51
See has been planning to implement a new age project.
03:40:55
Blue beam is a conspiracy theory which was theorized in the 80s and 90s
03:41:00
that NASA and other covert government related agency has been planning
03:41:04
to implement a new age religion with the Antichrist as the leader,
03:41:09
and to start a new world order via a technologically
03:41:13
simulated Second Coming using holograms.
03:41:16
The allegations were first theorized in 1994 by journalist Serge Monist,
03:41:21
and later published in his book, which is now almost impossible to obtain.
03:41:30
And supporters of the theory
03:41:31
alleged that monist and another unnamed journalist,
03:41:34
who both died of heart attacks in 1996, were in fact assassinated,
03:41:39
and that the Canadian government kidnaped Monis daughter in an effort
03:41:42
to stop him from investigating Project Blue Beam.
03:41:46
In the early 1990s,
03:41:48
Moniz spoke to the French TV host Richard Glenn of Esotericism
03:41:53
Experimental, and he explained his theory project Blue Beam.
03:41:57
It explains how events that were happening at the time, particularly films
03:42:01
being made Space Odyssey, Star Wars, Star Trek at Seven
03:42:06
were being used to prepare people psychologically for the conspiracies.
03:42:10
Dramatic conclusion
03:42:12
a fake alien invasion.
03:42:14
It originally played on fears of alleged advanced technology
03:42:17
that most people at the time, including its author, did not understand.
03:42:22
Although now, 30 years later, we can fully comprehend
03:42:26
the theorist death from a supposed middle age heart attack,
03:42:30
although perfectly healthy, cut off its possible
03:42:34
spread early and left it short on source material in English.
03:42:38
Since.
03:42:43
People could
03:42:43
not translate and share the theory until now.
03:42:47
If we look deeper into the theory today,
03:42:50
we realize that a lot of what he said does seem to make sense.
03:42:54
While some of it seems absurd, allow me to elaborate.
03:42:57
Propagation.
03:42:58
The theory was widely popular in the 90s, with many web pages in the 2000s
03:43:03
dedicated to the subject and countless YouTube videos explaining it,
03:43:08
which have now, unsurprisingly, mostly been censored by Google and YouTube.
03:43:13
Monist lectured on the theory in the mid 1990s.
03:43:16
A transcript of one such lecture is available with enough digging
03:43:21
before writing and publishing his book, which has not been reissued
03:43:25
by his current publisher and is extremely hard to find.
03:43:29
However, a three page summary of the theory,
03:43:32
apparently penned by Monist himself, appeared in his French language
03:43:36
periodical re and free to international de nouvelles par facts.
03:43:40
At the end of 1994.
03:43:42
The scarce pages and videos all appear to trace back to four documents.
03:43:46
A transcript of the 1994 lecture by Monist, translated into English.
03:43:52
A GeoCities page written by David Oppenheimer,
03:43:56
which appears to elaborate on the theories from the original book.
03:43:59
A page on Educate Yourself or compiled in 2005,
03:44:03
which appears to include a translation of the book from French
03:44:07
manifest page in French Wikipedia.
03:44:10
The French Wikipedia article is largely sourced from two books
03:44:13
on conspiracy theories and extremism by Pierre André Tag.
03:44:18
If a mainstream academic expert on racist and extremist groups
03:44:23
from these few texts have come multiple offshoot theories in text and video
03:44:27
form in several languages, which people still refer to to this day.
03:44:32
But here I will try my best to stick to the truth as much as possible.
03:44:37
As with a lot of these things, a theory before it has happened is merely a theory.
03:44:42
Before 9/11 happened, people theorized of a large terrorist event
03:44:47
that would involve the deaths of thousands of people happening in or around NYC.
03:44:53
This post will serve in that similar detail that it is merely a theory
03:44:57
for the time being until future events can ultimately prove it.
03:45:01
But regardless if it is true or not, this passage is extremely strange
03:45:07
and will make anyone with a conscious mind shudder.
03:45:10
Beyond the Pale Horse, William Cooper's book from 1991,
03:45:14
has recently been considered to be a prophecy regarding Project
03:45:17
Blue Beam to be used in the future as a reference to PBB build up.
03:45:23
It is true that without the population or the bomb problem,
03:45:27
the elect would use some other excuse to bring about the New World Order.
03:45:32
They have plans to bring about things like earthquakes, war,
03:45:36
the Messiah, an extraterrestrial landing, and economic collapse.
03:45:40
They might bring about all of these things just to make
03:45:44
darn sure that it does work.
03:45:46
They will do whatever is necessary to succeed.
03:45:49
The Illuminati has all the bases covered, and you are going to have to be
03:45:54
on your toes to make it through the coming years.
03:45:58
Can you imagine what will happen if Los Angeles is hit with a 9.0 earthquake?
03:46:03
New York City is destroyed by a terrorist planted atomic bomb.
03:46:06
911 World War for three breaks out in the Middle East Western invasion.
03:46:11
The banks and the stock markets collapse.
03:46:13
2123 extra terrestrials land on the white House lawn.
03:46:18
PBB food disappears from the markets.
03:46:20
Covid some people disappear, died suddenly.
03:46:24
The Messiah presents himself
03:46:27
to the world, PBB and all in a very short period of time.
03:46:31
Can you imagine the world power structure can and will if necessary,
03:46:36
make some or all of those things happen to bring about the new World Order theory.
03:46:41
The alleged purpose of Blue Beam is to bring about a global new age religion,
03:46:46
which is seen as a core requirement for the dictatorship to be realized.
03:46:52
Monist theory suggests using advanced technology
03:46:55
to trick people into believing in the New Age religion.
03:46:59
Like I have already mentioned,
03:47:02
much of this seems impossible, but now not so impossible.
03:47:05
The project has four steps, which I will give a brief explanation
03:47:09
of whilst explaining how well they align with the world's current events today.
03:47:15
For a more thorough and in-depth explanation
03:47:18
of monist theory, you can find it. Step one.
03:47:21
Step one requires the breakdown of all archeological knowledge.
03:47:25
This will apparently be accomplished by faking earthquakes,
03:47:28
multiple earthquakes 2023 at precise locations around the planet.
03:47:34
These earthquakes will, with them eventually pre present new information
03:47:39
which will make us question our current belief systems in regards to religion.
03:47:44
As most of you reading this will be aware,
03:47:47
there have been multiple earthquakes recently,
03:47:50
all of which seem to be happening at a much more frequent rate than usual.
03:47:55
If PBB is correct, soon we will hear some sort of revelation in regards
03:47:59
to new information coming to light regarding religious doctrine.
03:48:04
Or perhaps it will be suppressed.
03:48:06
Step two. This is where it gets a bit crazy.
03:48:09
Air space holograms will start off as subtle UFO,
03:48:13
but will eventually appear to people as their god.
03:48:16
This involves a large scale hologram show where three
03:48:20
dimensional holographic laser projections will be beamed all over the planet,
03:48:26
and this is where Blue Beam really starts.
03:48:29
The projections will take the shape of whatever deity is most predominant
03:48:33
and will speak in all languages Jesus in the US, Allah in the Middle East.
03:48:39
It's there.
03:48:40
At the end of this show, the gods will all merge into one God, the Antichrist.
03:48:45
This will be the start of the new age religion.
03:48:47
Yes, I know it seems crazy.
03:48:50
Stick with me if you believe it's possible, stay with me.
03:48:53
If you don't, then still stay with me.
03:48:57
You'll learn something.
03:48:58
The notion of gods being projected into the sky was actually proposed
03:49:02
before, in 1991, by conspiracy theorist Betty J.
03:49:06
Mills and US general CIA operative Edward Lansdale, who actually suggested
03:49:11
a plan to fake a second coming over Cuba to get rid of Castro.
03:49:16
Consider the apparent tests over the years.
03:49:18
The Chinese hologram of a flying City.
03:49:20
Nine 1015 the green beans in Milton Keynes, UK.
03:49:25
25 1120 the Queen's Hologram 0506 22.
03:49:28
These all seem like possible
03:49:30
staged events to test public reaction leading up to PBB.
03:49:33
There are many more if you look hard enough.
03:49:36
Either way, it's apparent we now have the tech
03:49:39
for convincing holograms to be projected into the sky,
03:49:43
and they're projecting convincing holograms into the sky.
03:49:47
If anyone was ever going to suggest
03:49:49
PB is happening, now would definitely be the time.
03:49:53
Aerospace holograms are definitely not unfathomable anymore.
03:49:57
Step three.
03:49:57
Step three is telepathic electronic two way communication.
03:50:02
It involves making people think their God
03:50:05
is speaking to them through telepathy, projected into the head of each person
03:50:10
individually, using radio waves with all the advances
03:50:14
in technology today with regards to Elon Musk brain chip Neuralink,
03:50:19
this definitely seems more fathomable in the coming years.
03:50:23
Neuralink will be implemented and this will make it much easier
03:50:27
for the telepathic electronic two way communication.
03:50:30
The exact same communication that Monist was speaking of
03:50:34
in the 90s, but that no one understood.
03:50:37
But now, yes, it can definitely be understood.
03:50:40
Step four.
03:50:41
Step four has three parts making humanity
03:50:45
think an alien invasion is about to occur in every major city,
03:50:50
which seems to have already started making
03:50:52
the Christians think that the rapture is about to happen,
03:50:55
which also seems to have started a mixture
03:50:59
of electronic and supernatural forces,
03:51:02
allowing the supernatural forces to travel through fiber optics, coax power
03:51:07
and telephone lines to penetrate all electronic equipment and appliances
03:51:12
that will by now all have a special microchip installed 5G.
03:51:16
Then chaos will break out and people will finally be willing,
03:51:20
perhaps even desperate, to accept the new World Order project.
03:51:25
Blue Beam supporters believe psychological preparations have already been made.
03:51:30
As previously mentioned in this post, Monae's claimed that the film's 2001
03:51:35
A Space Odyssey, Star Wars and the Star Trek series
03:51:40
all involve an invasion from space, which ends ultimately
03:51:43
in the coming together of countries to fight the common enemy,
03:51:47
the fake alien invasion, also known as PBB.
03:51:50
This theory can also be further supported by the many recent
03:51:55
films and series involving alien interference and invasion,
03:51:59
especially in the recent years between 1023 step five New World Order
03:52:04
Janet Morris and Chris Morris Janet Morris and her husband Chris Morris
03:52:08
have worked as consultants to the Defense Department, the CIA and the NSA.
03:52:14
That's alone is enough to let us know that her words should be taken seriously.
03:52:19
Janet Morris has a lengthy career within governmental organizations
03:52:24
and has worked on what she herself calls non-lethal weapons.
03:52:29
These web funds are described, in her own words, as holograms.
03:52:33
Janet's last known employment 2004.
03:52:36
The Council on Foreign Relations Independent Task Force on Non-lethal
03:52:41
weapons and Capabilities.
03:52:42
Here is a breakdown on her history.
03:52:44
1980 Morris was elected to the New York Academy of Sciences.
03:52:47
1989 to 1995 Morris served as Research Director and Senior Fellow at the US
03:52:53
Global Strategy Council, as well as Adjunct Fellow at the Center
03:52:57
for Strategic and International Studies, 1993 to 1995.
03:53:01
Morris coauthored The Warriors Edge,
03:53:04
which explores embracing unconventional psychological combat techniques.
03:53:08
In 1990 1991, Janet Morris
03:53:11
and the USGS campaign for the creation of a non-lethal city panel resulted
03:53:16
in the assembly of the Non-lethal Policy Review Group,
03:53:20
led by Major General Chris Adams, USAF.
03:53:23
The group earned the political backing of Sam Nunn,
03:53:26
chair of the United States Senate Committee on Armed Services.
03:53:29
Janet Moore has published numerous white papers in 1991
03:53:34
detailing the USGS non-lethal war doctrine proposals.
03:53:37
The paper's promoted diversifying and expanding non-lethal weapon capability
03:53:43
for use, and increased American intervention in global conflicts.
03:53:47
The papers urged additional development of anti personnel
03:53:50
in capacitance as well as vehicular area denial devices.
03:53:55
1991 Morris visited the Moscow Institute of Psycho Correlations and observed
03:54:00
the demonstration of the transmission of subliminal commands via infrasound.
03:54:05
This also ties in with PBB theory.
03:54:07
1995 Morris and her husband founded M2 technologies.
03:54:11
Since that time, their writing output has decreased
03:54:14
in proportion to the increasing success of the company, which works with US
03:54:20
federal and military agencies on non-lethal weapons systems,
03:54:24
novel technology applications and software.
03:54:27
In 2003 and 2004, she served on the Council on Foreign
03:54:31
Relations Independent Task Force on Non-lethal Weapons and Capabilities,
03:54:36
and contributed to the Task Force report
03:54:38
Non-lethal Weapons and Capabilities, 2004.
03:54:42
The following is text taken from parts of an interview conducted
03:54:45
by a British television station in the early 2000.
03:54:49
The technology necessary to project three dimensional images
03:54:53
to a point in space requires no new breakthroughs in science.
03:54:57
We have the technology now. Janet Morris.
03:55:01
Overall, the Non-lethal Weapons Development program is aimed
03:55:05
at giving our military options between talking and shooting
03:55:09
Chris Morris holograms on a battlefield would be to divert
03:55:13
the attention of the enemy to deliver propaganda, or something
03:55:17
very frightening to make the enemy run away.
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If you think that he will believe that what you are sending
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is really an angel or a devil or a UFO.
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Janet Morris keep in mind that test facilities like Fort
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Watch, Army installation in Arizona are electrical optical testbeds,
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and a part of what they're testing are the effects
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of these electro optical devices on a target population.
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To Janet Morris, they were then asked about specific current system
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developments that may be working on specific system development.
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We really can't talk about Janet Morris, The Prophecy, Joel Angel's book, Gene
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Roddenberry The Myth and the Man Behind Star Trek, explains of an unmade Star
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Trek film that seems to prophesize project Blue Beam.
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In May 1975, Gene Roddenberry accepted
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an offer from Paramount to develop Star Trek into a feature film
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and move back into his old office on the Paramount lot.
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His proposed story told of a flying
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saucer hovering above Earth that was programed to send down people
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who looked like prophets, including Jesus Christ.
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So it turns out that the basis of the conspiracy theory was in
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the unmade mid mid 1970s Star Trek film script by Roddenberry,
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which were recycled for the Star Trek The Next Generation episode Devils Do.
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Broadcast in 1991, in which the false prophets had been redacted from the plot.
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In addition, believe it or not, Gene Roddenberry used to work for U.S.
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military intelligence.
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In conclusion, there is no evidence of deliberate fraud on its part.
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So how did he know exactly what the film script prophesized?
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The actual source was so obviously
03:57:06
similar that even other conspiracy theorists noticed.
03:57:09
They assumed that it was obvious that Monis had been fed information
03:57:14
from the CIA, hence his apparent assassination in the 90s.
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This part of the story is very strange, and no one has yet to come up
03:57:22
with a credible theory as to why this happened.
03:57:25
Or so how did this happen? Coincidence?
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Or the Illuminati doing what they're so good at doing
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prophesies, seeing events before they even happen?
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I think we all know, perhaps much too well how this has happened before.
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I will now break down the world's current events,
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which could certainly be used to support Monis theory from the 90s,
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and not only explain the following events in the 2020 tens,
03:57:52
but also explain the events of the 2020s and, most importantly, 2023.
03:57:57
Recent events 2000s and 20 tens.
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Multiple UFO sightings by the general public not covered by
03:58:03
MSM 2021 and 2022 a steady release of information
03:58:07
from multiple MSM sources worldwide were UFOs covered by MSM.
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The media start gradually drip, feeding us more information,
03:58:15
accepting the fact that aliens may exist
03:58:18
and that Roswell in area 54 was real.
03:58:21
Joe Rogan and Netflix at Survivor push the narrative of Tic TAC UFOs
03:58:26
and that there are definitely UFOs in our airspace, even supported by Obama.
03:58:31
January 20th 20th, 2023 event 5152 and three Chinese operated large
03:58:35
white high altitude surveillance balloon was seen in North American airspace.
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Event 51, including Alaska Event Feint to Western Canada.
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Event 53 and the contiguous United States.
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Whilst in Hawaii,
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a giant wall of green lasers appeared to be shooting down from the sky.
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February 4th, 2023 the Chinese surveillance balloon
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is eventually shot down in U.S airspace even for 1st February 10th, 2023,
03:59:01
the US shoot down an unidentified object over Alaska
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event 42 described as cylindrical and gray in appearance.
03:59:08
February 11th, 2023 nada shoot down a second, only identified object over
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Canada Sea event 53 described as flying but the shape of a car.
03:59:17
February 12th, 2023 US shoots down a third unit in a fight object over Lake Heron.
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Three UFOs shot down in three days is the start of PBB upon us.
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So based on our current knowledge,
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PBB is not proven but has definitely been reinforced.
03:59:34
There are multiple happenings which have not only been prophesized
03:59:38
by PV documentation, but that definitely seem to demonstrate and back it up.
03:59:44
Are these merely coincidences
03:59:46
or is something deeper afoot?
03:59:49
Personally, I believe that there is some truth in the theory,
03:59:52
but the idea of prophets being projected into the sky seems to be outlandish.
03:59:57
Why is the truth more subtle?
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Will we experience holograms which will later be proved to simply be UFOs,
04:00:04
followed by aliens who claim to be messiahs?
04:00:07
What do you think is possibly going on?
04:00:10
I believe there is more to PBB than just being a crazy theory
04:00:14
detailed by a Frenchman in the 90s.
04:00:17
I certainly believe there is more to it.
04:00:19
Projected messiahs, I'm not so sure, but the recent happenings
04:00:23
would definitely suggest something is going on.
04:00:26
Exactly what?
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Only time will tell.
04:00:29
I suppose we will only find out the truth in due course.
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Thank you and I appreciate any input you may have to close.
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This is a quote of Bush senior on September 11th, 1991,
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referring to an event in which all nations will be drawn together
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in an effort to defeat one common enemy.
04:00:48
Took me ages to find.
04:00:49
Many conspiracy theorists assume this is a reference to PBB,
04:00:54
the fake alien invasion to, and it's hard to consider another scenario.
04:00:58
He could be referencing all nations drawn together to defeat a common enemy.
04:01:04
A very strange speech for sure.
04:01:06
What is at stake is more than one small country.
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It is a big idea, a new world order where diverse nations are drawn together
04:01:15
in common cause to achieve the universal aspirations of mankind,
04:01:19
peace and security, freedom and the rule of law.
04:01:23
Out of these humble times, our fifth objective.
04:01:26
Step five the new World Order can emerge,
04:01:30
and now we can see a new world coming into view.
04:01:33
A world in which there is a very real prospect of a new world order.
04:01:36
From Bush Senior Speech September 11th, 1991.
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Final point comments by doctor Carol rosin.
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When I was a corporate manager of Fairchild Industries from 1974
04:01:47
through 1977, I met the late doctor Wernher von Braun.
04:01:51
At that time, von Braun was dying of cancer,
04:01:54
but he assured me that he would live a few more years.
04:01:59
Tell me about the game that was being played,
04:02:02
that game being the effort to weaponize space,
04:02:05
to control the Earth from space and space itself.
04:02:08
The next enemy was this droids.
04:02:11
Now, at this point, he kind of chuckled the first time he said it.
04:02:15
Asteroids against asteroids.
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We are going to build space based weapons.
04:02:20
And the funniest one of all was what he called aliens.
04:02:23
Extraterrestrials.
04:02:25
That would be the final scare.
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And over and over and over, during the four years that I knew him
04:02:31
and was giving speeches for him, he would bring up that last card.
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And remember Carol, the last card is the alien card.
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We are going to have to build space based weapons
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against aliens, and all of it is a lie.
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This information is from a web
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page called The Definitive Guide to Project Blue Beam.
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This information has not been confirmed
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nor denied
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as above.
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So below.
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Are. A.
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Known. And.