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Hey. 000,
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the morning coffee just doesn't hit right
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without your voice to fill the fading light.
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Why come your side and we can't get much higher?
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No, Eddie. Banter beneath the gray sky.
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Oh, and I scrolled through my apps a hundred times a day,
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hoping for that bald head to light the way
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my ears are lonely, my routines a mess.
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My podcast cue is showing only Anthony is awake when you hold still.
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Your little fucking podcast again.
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My sanity spring.
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My patience is there.
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The world keeps spinning.
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My feet gone cold.
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Come on you storyteller.
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Brave and bold.
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When will you hold still?
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Your little fucking podcast again?
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It's been weeks,
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maybe months, since the last lead Sound.
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My favorite segment, nowhere to be found, I laughed.
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That old joke just echoes in my mind.
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A podcast nasty you've left behind.
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I scour for a single new fall.
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Just a hint of a promise, a hint of a holes.
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My mind is wandering in my thoughts.
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I need a new episode. Woo!
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With Gary into the abyss of silence and dread.
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With only a vestige of your words in my head.
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It's more than just chatter.
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It's comfort and cheer.
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So please won't you banish this alternate
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fear.
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Oh, and will you host
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your little fucking podcast again?
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My sanity fraying.
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My patience is dead.
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The world is spinning.
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My feet gone cold.
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Come on, you storyteller.
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Brave and bold.
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When will you host your little fucking podcast
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again?
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Please.
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Please.
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Yeah, well, just tell us
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when we got my little fucking podcast
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just started again.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously, it's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly
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well adjusted. Everything you hear is opinion,
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exaggeration, sarcasm or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible
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for emotional damage, cognitive dissonance,
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spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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Member. And.
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Need like I am.
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Gary.
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There I am.
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The time is now.
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10:04 p.m..
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Do you ever look at a payphone and wonder if it remembers your voice?
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Do you even know what a payphone is?
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Hi, I'm Gary,
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and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Let's talk about what is left.
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Not what's here, not what's happening, but what remains.
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The crumbs, the echoes.
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The parts of us that forgot to leave when everything else did.
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I mean, how many of you have a drawer full of cables
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that connect to absolutely nothing?
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We have a drawer that connects to absolutely everyone,
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but in this junk drawer, you do not even know what they went to.
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Some weird plug that maybe charged your optimism,
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or a tiny data cord that once held all your self-esteem.
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You you keep them just in case.
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In case what?
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In case the Nokia 3310 comes back with a vengeance.
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That is what a vestige is.
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It is a leftover, a sign, a fossil that did not fossilize.
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Right?
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It is when you look at someone and think, you know,
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I bet they used to be interesting.
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Pardon my pronunciation of vestige,
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vestiges and vestigial, as I do seem to change them from one to the next.
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Let's go on regardless.
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Well, as long as my wife hasn't banned me from speaking yet,
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I always go back to the Greeks.
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The Greeks were obsessed with origins.
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They didn't just invent philosophy, democracy and theater.
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They also invented nostalgia.
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Seriously,
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the word itself is Greek
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Knossos for homecoming and Alagoas for pain.
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A vestige, then a trace of something lost was practically a way of life to them.
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Ruins myths, statues without heads.
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They carved eternity into marble just so it could be chipped away later
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and make poets weep.
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Even Plato was just chasing shadows on a cave wall.
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A whole darn philosophy built on vestiges.
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And now here we
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are, thousands of years later, digging through the ash
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heap of history like raccoons with philosophy degrees,
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sniffing for anything that still smells like meaning.
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Which brings us to tonight.
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Because what you're watching right now, it's not a show.
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It's a vestige, a digital echo of a campfire,
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a flickering fragment of some ancient urge to gather, to rent, to remember.
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So let's gather round and let's remember.
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So I have this little lump on my back.
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Doctor says it is a vestigial tail,
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a leftover from when my ancestors were climbing trees.
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So now I have a useless piece of meat riding shotgun on my spine.
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I call it Carl.
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Carl used to be something.
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Now he is just there waiting for the right new wave band to invite him on tour.
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That is the thing, though.
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We all have a Carl.
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Not necessarily a tail.
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Some of you have something worse a belief, a habit, a password.
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You cannot let go even though it has not been secure since Nirvana was cool.
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There are vestiges in our bodies, like the appendix.
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What does it do?
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Nothing like a middle manager at a blockbuster in 2020.
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Still, they're technically still asking
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for your membership card.
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You ever feel like your conscience has an appendix?
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Something inside you that used to process purpose,
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but now just kind of flares up during a heat wave.
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I have a wife who said I had a vestigial sense of romance,
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said I Still acted like love was a mixtape.
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She was right.
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I made her one CD burned with liner notes.
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You ever hand someone a mixtape?
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It is like giving them a fax machine with your feelings inside.
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Sometimes
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you wake up and realize your dreams were vestigial.
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They served a function when you were 15.
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Then life upgraded and the dreams
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just stayed like wisdom teeth.
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They pop out in your 20s and try to make everything worse.
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And even when you remove them, the gaps hurt.
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You know what else is vestigial manners?
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Ever held a door for someone and they don't say thank you.
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That is when you realize chivalry is not dead.
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It is just ghosting you.
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It is out there haunting the elevator buttons and small talk at dinner parties.
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It wants to be relevant.
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It tries, but we keep swiping past it.
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I saw a child the other day point at a rotary phone
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and ask if it was a cheese grater.
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I cried, not because I'm old.
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I cried because I used to spin secrets into that dial.
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Real ones,
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like calling someone and hanging up before the last number.
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The long distance equivalent of leaving them on red.
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Now, kids ghost each other.
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Texting.
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You ever feel like your sense of humor is vestigial?
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Like it worked great in the 90s?
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You could say something like talk to the hand
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or calling you a retarded fagot when you were acting like one
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and and people would laugh and high five.
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Now you say that and they send you to H.R.,
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or they can actually arrest you in Germany.
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I made a joke in line at a coffee shop,
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and the barista gave me a Gen Z stare
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and then a pamphlet on boundaries
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I missed when laughter was free and not followed by a trigger warning.
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But it is not all bad.
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Some vestiges are beautiful, like ruins, like old photographs.
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I like the smell of mothballs in an empty coat pocket.
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That is a vestige that is time
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trying to whisper instead of shout.
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We are built out of these things, these little fossils of who we were.
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And sometimes when life kicks your ribs in and tells you to get up.
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It is a vestige of a leg up that helps you stand.
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I used to
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believe in magic, not rabbits in hats,
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but the kind where you think saying I love you will fix something.
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That magic is vestigial. Now.
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I still believe in it, but it doesn't work anymore.
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Like a broken wand you still carry around.
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Just in case you ever keep a voice mail?
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I've had one for 17 years.
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My mom calling to remind me to buy bread.
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That is all.
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By bread.
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Eight seconds.
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But I have played that thing more times than I can count.
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You want a weird one?
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Goosebumps.
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You know what they are?
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A vestigial reflex from when we had fur.
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Your hair stands up to make you look bigger when scared.
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I still do that.
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Only now it is emotional.
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I get scared and I act all confident.
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Puff up.
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But really, I am just a stupid monkey person
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who lost his fur and forgot how to ask for help.
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The internet is made of vestiges, dead forums,
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broken links, songs you can't stream anymore.
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A world full of ghosts with usernames.
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You ever dig through your old emails?
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It is like opening a sarcophagus and finding out
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your past self was obsessed with Groupon.
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We are digital archeologists now.
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Our own memories are ruins.
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We scroll through wondering who the heck wrote that comment.
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I was in a church recently.
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Not for Jesus for acoustics.
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Old buildings sound better when you cry about missing your little podcast.
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And I sat there and realized something.
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Faith itself might be vestigial.
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Not belief.
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Belief is still around, but that kind of childlike.
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Throw your arms wide.
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Jump and trust the net. Faith
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that is buried under layers of sarcasm and passwords.
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We want to believe, but we have firewalls now.
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Even language.
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We have vestigial words.
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Ever use thou?
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You ever whisper tether to your dog? No.
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But those words are in there in your language, DNA.
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Waiting like a dusty book in your attic
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that might still teach you something if you opened it.
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You ever have a dream where you are back in your childhood home, but it is empty.
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That is your psyche, showing you your own vestiges.
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It is not just nostalgia.
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It is the blueprint of who you were.
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Half erased.
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And the worst part is, you are the one who erased it slowly
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by growing up, by fitting in, by forgetting how to fly.
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I miss playing, not video games.
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I mean, playing on a stick was a sword and a puddle was lava.
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That kind of imagination has atrophied.
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It is vestigial now.
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We replaced it with subscriptions.
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You used to pretend to be a pirate.
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Now you just pay 999 a month to watch someone else do it.
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I want to be a pirate.
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I do not mean to depress you.
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I mean, I do a little.
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But I also want to remind you that just because
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something is vestigial does not mean it is useless.
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Sometimes it is a reminder.
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A quiet museum built into your blood.
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You ever look at someone's eyes and see the teenager?
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They used to be?
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That is a vestige.
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And it is beautiful.
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The problem is not the vestiges.
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The problem is pretending they are not there.
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We try to be so modern,
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so sleek.
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But deep down, we are ancient.
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We are still whispering spells.
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When we fall in love.
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Still burying dreams like bones in the yard.
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Still trying to find something worth keeping.
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So maybe do that.
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Keep something.
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An old phrase, a tradition.
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A paper map.
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Not because it works, but because it is proof you once needed it.
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You once got lost and you found your way.
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I still hold doors open.
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I still say sir and ma'am.
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Not because I am polite, but because some part of me refuses to evolve.
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That part is stubborn.
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That part is lonely.
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That part believes there is still someone out there
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who will smile back.
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And maybe that is all we are.
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Vestiges wrapped in flesh.
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Trying to remember the dance before the music ends.
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You know what else is vestigial?
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Me at high school reunions.
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I went to mine last year.
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People look the same, but worse.
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Like diet versions of themselves.
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Someone said, Gary, you haven't changed a bit.
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And I thought, wow, you never really knew me.
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They were still clinging to identities.
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They printed on letterman jackets.
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He is the jock.
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She is the brain. I'm the.
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What was I again?
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The one who showed up early.
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Late and made the teacher cry during group projects.
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Anyway, I saw this guy Ben something.
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Still bragging about scoring a touchdown in 1990.
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That memory is a vestige of a gold plated scar.
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He carries it like it still counts.
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And I get it, because sometimes you need to believe
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that your best moment already happened.
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That way you don't have to keep chasing it.
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But then again, maybe we are all just
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unfinished fossils still forming,
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still wet clay pretending to be stone.
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You ever walk into a room and forget why you're there?
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That's your brain being like.
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Yeah, I deleted that tab.
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Sorry.
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That windows closed.
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Please reboot.
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I found a rubber band in my fridge last week.
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Not on anything.
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Not wrapped around food.
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Just chillin. Literally.
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Like it was on break from its shift at the Office Depot.
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And instead of throwing it out, I went.
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I might need this alone fridge band.
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I'm one junk drawer in my freezer
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and one word away from turning into my grandfather.
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You know what else he used to do?
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Save twist ties.
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Like a whole jar of them. You ask why?
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And he says in case the world goes to hell
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and I need to reseal my bread with dignity.
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I don't even eat store bought bread anymore.
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I make my own bread, but I still feel bad throwing out
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a twist tie like it worked so hard it held it together.
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It's served respect.
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Let me give you a poem.
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You are overdue.
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In a drawer of tangled cords.
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I found my youth frayed at the ends.
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Still coiled with potential.
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Still confused about which port fits.
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Somewhere in this mess.
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There's a charger I forgot.
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And maybe if I find it's growing bigger,
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I'll power up the parts that forgot how to dance.
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Like a no one's watching.
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That is what vestiges do.
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They don't scream.
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They little hammer.
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A little vibration in your gut that says.
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Hey. Remember when I remember?
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You ever keep a plastic bag full of other plastic bags?
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You're nodding. You've done it.
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And when it gets full, you don't throw it out.
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You move it to a bigger bag.
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That's not organization.
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That's nesting.
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We're just instinctual raccoons with internet access.
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I had this friend in college.
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She'd collect buttons.
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Just random buttons from clothes.
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Didn't sew, didn't repair stuff.
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Just liked having them.
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Said they felt like evidence.
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I was like. Evidence of what?
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And she goes that something used to be whole.
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She's in therapy now. So am I.
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But I still think about that.
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I think we all collect evidence.
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Little tokens.
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You ever look at your phone and see a contact?
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You haven't. Haven't called in years.
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But you don't delete them.
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Because what if one day they do call?
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What if one day you need to say,
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hey, I forgive you for giving me that ultimatum?
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Or worse.
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What if you don't?
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You ever talk to your dog like he's got student loans?
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I told mine the other day.
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I know it's hard, but we're doing the best we can.
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And he just looked at me like, bro.
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I licked my butt this morning.
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I'm still vibing.
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Sometimes I think animals are the only ones not pretending.
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They just are.
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My other dog once knocked over a glass, stared at it
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like it owed him money, and then just walked away.
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No guilt, no cleanup.
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Just pure. Don't give a fudge energy.
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Oh, here's a fun one.
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Not counting the blow up doll.
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My first real serious girlfriend had left a pair of socks at my place.
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Not sexy socks, just boring gray athletic ones.
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That was 23 years ago.
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They're still in my drawer.
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I've moved twice.
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I've had serious relationships since.
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But those socks they ride
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or die, they are part of the furniture now.
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Like, maybe if I ever get Alzheimer's,
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those socks will tell the story I forget.
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You ever think of that?
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That someday the dumbest object
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in your house will be the last thing you understand.
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Some nurse will hold up a broken penguin keychain and you'll just whisper.
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Marcy,
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and no one will know why.
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That's both hilarious and sad.
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Which is how I like my stories.
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One half laugh, one half lump in my throat and one half laugh.
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Here's a story.
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Once there was a town that paved over its history.
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Every statue replaced, every plaque removed.
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They did not want to be haunted.
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But one day, a kid fell into a sinkhole behind the library.
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What they found down there wasn't just dirt.
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It was stories.
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A whole buried school, still full of desks.
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Chalk dust on the blackboard.
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A calendar frozen on March 1963.
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Turns out history does not go away.
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It just waits.
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It molds.
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It seeps into your groundwater
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until your grandchildren start having dreams about teachers.
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They never met.
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Look it up.
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You can bury the past, but it will root under your feet.
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This new generation breaks a glass and then spirals into A55
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hour self-hatred loop until they meltdown. Why?
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Because we used to be better, isn't it?
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That's the light. We used to be something
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like our current
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self is a spun down version.
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An expired coupon of a person.
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But I think the truth is we're always a mess.
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We just romanticize older messes.
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Like, I look back on old jobs I hated and go, man.
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Those were the days I cried in the driver's seat.
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I cried in the coolers.
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I cried in the fields.
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But sure.
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Let's call that the good times.
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You ever visit your childhood neighborhood and the trees look smaller?
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Not because they shrink, but because you grew.
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That's the most metaphorical slap in the face I can think of.
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Life going,
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you don't fit here anymore,
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but you still smell the same dirt.
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Still here. The same screen door squeak.
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Still feel that thing in your chest like something's knocking.
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But, nobody's home.
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I still remember my neighbor's laugh.
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The guy who
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used to fix lawnmowers in his garage.
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That laugh was full of Marlboro and beer.
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I don't remember his name, but I remember his laugh.
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I remember how he would ask if I was hot,
00:24:28
and he'd ask if I'd like to take my shirt off.
00:24:33
Wait a minute.
00:24:35
Why does the brain do that?
00:24:36
Selective hoarding.
00:24:38
I cried trying to make a sandwich today.
00:24:41
Not proud, just factual.
00:24:45
You know what's the most vestigial social behavior?
00:24:48
Saying I'm fine.
00:24:50
That phrase is the appendix of conversation.
00:24:53
It serves no purpose.
00:24:55
It just sits there waiting to explode.
00:24:58
Like someone asks how you're doing.
00:25:00
And your entire life is in shambles.
00:25:03
But you go, oh, I'm good. Yeah.
00:25:06
Just fine. No, you're not.
00:25:09
Your face looks like a panic attack dressed as a brunch menu.
00:25:13
But we say it because being honest takes energy.
00:25:17
Last week we did.
00:25:19
And we are emotionally low battery most of the time.
00:25:22
Let's do a magic trick.
00:25:24
I want you to think of a memory you barely remember.
00:25:27
Something small.
00:25:29
Maybe a toy.
00:25:30
Maybe a smell. A sound.
00:25:33
Got it.
00:25:34
Now try to describe it out loud.
00:25:37
You can't.
00:25:38
Because it's not language.
00:25:40
It's sensation.
00:25:42
And sensation is what we use when the words rot off the bones.
00:25:47
Or maybe you could describe it, but either way, that is the magic.
00:25:51
Not picking your card.
00:25:53
Not making a rabbit hole disappear.
00:25:56
Not pulling a coin from behind drawers.
00:25:58
Here it is. This.
00:26:00
You are thinking of something right now that you have not thought of in years.
00:26:03
And I put it there.
00:26:05
Magic
00:26:06
vestige.
00:26:08
I watched a kid the other day try to use a pencil sharpener.
00:26:12
The wall kind. The one with the crank.
00:26:14
He looked like he was opening a bank vault with his bare hands.
00:26:19
Then he asked where the USB goes.
00:26:22
I wanted to tell him the truth.
00:26:24
This is how we suffered.
00:26:26
This was our crucible.
00:26:28
We used to eat, paste and fear dodge balls.
00:26:31
You ever get hit in the face with a red rubber ball at age eight
00:26:35
and see what you thought was God?
00:26:37
Miracle.
00:26:38
I watch a lot of kids, but don't get the wrong idea.
00:26:42
I do it to help them grow, watch them grow, to help me grow.
00:26:48
Here is something funny.
00:26:50
I went to a chiropractor last month.
00:26:53
Told him my neck felt off.
00:26:55
He said my posture was defensive.
00:26:57
I said I'm built that way.
00:27:00
He said, your body is preparing for an attack that already happened.
00:27:05
And I thought, oh, so I am a physical vestige of an emotional war.
00:27:11
Cool.
00:27:12
He tried to crack my back and a memory fell out.
00:27:15
It sounded like a fart.
00:27:17
It bounced on the floor like a marble.
00:27:19
I told him, don't step on that.
00:27:21
It's fragile.
00:27:23
That was the last time someone allowed me to speak on the internet.
00:27:28
You ever find a note to yourself that you don't remember writing?
00:27:33
That's time travel.
00:27:35
I found one last week.
00:27:37
It said do not trust Tuesday.
00:27:39
He lies. That's it.
00:27:41
I have no idea what it means,
00:27:44
but I put it back in the drawer because it felt important.
00:27:48
And maybe someday I'll be the vestige of the guy who finally figured it out.
00:27:52
Want to wrap?
00:27:54
No. Too bad.
00:27:56
I check a book.
00:27:57
I carry scraps in a bag with a zipper.
00:27:59
Old names, bad poems and one baby slipper.
00:28:03
Things that no longer belong to the now.
00:28:06
But I keep them close.
00:28:07
I don't know how I am made of echoes, sighs and smoke of half truths.
00:28:13
Framed as inside jokes.
00:28:14
I laugh, I cry, I scroll, I dream.
00:28:17
A man in a loop.
00:28:18
Stuck in between the future.
00:28:20
I want my little fledgling podcast and the past.
00:28:23
Do away with the screams. Chick a boob.
00:28:26
But I digress.
00:28:28
We are not clean slates.
00:28:31
We are polemicists. Look it up.
00:28:33
It means a manuscript that has been written over.
00:28:37
But the old words still show through.
00:28:39
That is what we are.
00:28:40
New stories on top of old wounds.
00:28:44
I met a man once at a gas station.
00:28:47
He had a tattoo on his wrist that had been half lasered off.
00:28:51
I asked what it used to say.
00:28:53
He said, doesn't matter.
00:28:56
The ghost of it still haunts me just fine.
00:29:00
That stuck with me because everything leaves a trace.
00:29:04
Even the good stuff, especially the good stuff.
00:29:07
Like the way your dog waits by the door,
00:29:11
or the way your mother would always turn on the porch light.
00:29:14
Even when you said you'd be home late.
00:29:16
That light was not for illumination.
00:29:19
It was a beacon hope.
00:29:21
A vestige of faith.
00:29:23
We need more porch lights in the world.
00:29:26
More people who leave the light on.
00:29:29
More people who say, I remember you.
00:29:32
Even if they have to lie a little to make it true.
00:29:35
I want you to look at your life right now and ask,
00:29:40
what am I carrying that no longer serves me but still defines me?
00:29:44
And then I want you to do something weird.
00:29:46
Keep one of those things.
00:29:48
Keep it on purpose.
00:29:51
Not out of fear.
00:29:52
Not because you forgot to throw it away, but because sometimes
00:29:57
what is broken is also what holds us together.
00:30:00
You are not just what you are doing today.
00:30:02
You are what is left and you are still here.
00:30:05
Still human, still unfinished.
00:30:08
And that is not a flaw.
00:30:10
That is the most beautiful vestige of all.
00:30:13
It is National milk chocolate day, Buffalo soldiers day.
00:30:18
World hepatitis day, even National soccer day and water park day.
00:30:24
That's like the universe saying eat some chocolate.
00:30:26
Think about history and maybe hit a slide.
00:30:30
Which raises a question.
00:30:31
Do you ever feel like your mood is as weirdly festive as that?
00:30:35
Like you need chocolate while contemplating war and hepatitis
00:30:40
and also trying to score a goal in your backyard?
00:30:44
Meanwhile, I'm here in my kitchen googling whether it is rude to eat
00:30:48
milk chocolate for breakfast.
00:30:50
The answer is yes, but also.
00:30:54
So what? And Detroit.
00:30:56
Guess what?
00:30:57
Monday Night Raw is live at Little Caesars Arena tonight.
00:31:01
That means somewhere some burly guy will fly off
00:31:05
a rope and break a table.
00:31:08
That's the real vestige of masculinity, isn't it?
00:31:11
Wrestling in suit pants, watching grown men throw each other.
00:31:16
Before we go any further, we have to pause.
00:31:19
Two titans have left more than a vestige.
00:31:22
Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourne are no longer for the kid.
00:31:26
This one hits hard.
00:31:28
Hulk was his hero in red and yellow.
00:31:31
The immortal showman who taught us to tear our shirts, flex
00:31:35
our morals and never back down.
00:31:37
And Aussie.
00:31:39
Aussie was chaos and eyeliner, the bat biting, reality
00:31:43
defying Prince of Darkness who somehow made darkness feel like home.
00:31:47
He managed to keep reinventing himself with the same exact style.
00:31:52
One body slammed
00:31:53
reality, the other screamed through it and both of them meant it.
00:31:58
Both iconic.
00:32:00
Both changed their industry.
00:32:02
Rest in power.
00:32:03
Hopes to rest in madness. Aussie.
00:32:06
The stage is quieter now, but the kids still cheering in the front row.
00:32:11
A legacy, a memory, an echo, a vestige,
00:32:15
an afterlife of sorts, perhaps.
00:32:18
Let's talk about Monday Night Raw because we are near
00:32:22
Detroit with Monday Night Raw live before SummerSlam.
00:32:26
It's like the calm before the storm,
00:32:29
the handshake before the punch.
00:32:31
The trailer before the blockbuster explosion of SummerSlam.
00:32:35
You walk in and the atmosphere hits you like a flying elbow.
00:32:39
Red lights, Titan Tron Video roaring
00:32:42
fans and vintage t shirts from WrestleMania three.
00:32:45
A vestige of past shows, past heroes, past heartbreak and triumph.
00:32:50
You're about to witness human bodies meeting unforgiving canvas.
00:32:56
But you know there's art in it.
00:32:57
There's ritual featured superstars on deck Roman Reigns, Gunther, Rhea Ripley,
00:33:03
Jay USO, Raquel Rodriguez, AJ styles,
00:33:06
Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods and more.
00:33:10
Each is a walking vestige of glory runs, injury comebacks,
00:33:14
broken hearts, glittering belts and broken chairs.
00:33:18
They are living fossils of who they were and who they still can be in that ring.
00:33:25
Let me whisper some pre-show lore.
00:33:27
This is the go home raw before SummerSlam.
00:33:30
Everything tonight is a teaser.
00:33:31
A set of callbacks, reminders, or
00:33:35
character triggers meant to make you sit tighter.
00:33:37
Sweat more.
00:33:39
You. You feel the electricity.
00:33:42
Before they even announce the matches.
00:33:44
Speaking of matches, one of the big ones tonight is Judgment Day.
00:33:48
Finn Balor and JD McDonagh putting their tag titles on the line
00:33:52
versus Cruz del Toro and joking, while that is a lineage
00:33:57
showdown, a vestige of factions, of alliances, of legacy.
00:34:02
Fans will be chanting you still got it or you lost it.
00:34:07
Depending on who landed on top,
00:34:10
then the main event Roman
00:34:11
Reigns tags with The Usos to face drew McIntyre
00:34:15
and New Day's Kofi and Xavier Woods.
00:34:18
You feel the multi-generational Echo Roman, the tribal chief still carrying
00:34:24
legacy.
00:34:24
The Usos centuries old tag dynasty
00:34:28
drew Scotland's warrior New day.
00:34:31
Those three stooges gone wild.
00:34:33
It's like mythic storytelling live and every body
00:34:37
Slam is an ode to what came before and what might come next.
00:34:43
You ever think about the backstage confessional moments?
00:34:46
Roman Reigns walking the halls, headphones on playlist
00:34:49
pumping, mask on, face off.
00:34:53
He's carrying the weight of the whole show
00:34:56
and also of so many belts they could open a jewelry store
00:35:01
and you and the crowd,
00:35:03
you're carrying a half gallon of popcorn you'll regret.
00:35:06
After the third three count.
00:35:07
But you do it for the vibe.
00:35:09
Or you do it for a friend that loves wrestling
00:35:12
more than they love common sense.
00:35:14
It's more than sport.
00:35:16
It's live theater with choreography stitched in sweat.
00:35:20
It survives on vestiges, moves like the spear,
00:35:24
the Claymore Kick, people's elbow each performed
00:35:28
hundreds of times but never exactly the same.
00:35:31
Each wrestler is a curator of ritual and evolution.
00:35:35
I ask the kid tonight, who are you here to see?
00:35:38
He's wearing a Balor Club t shirt.
00:35:41
He said, Finn's my spirit animal.
00:35:44
I told him your spirit animal is about to drop on his head.
00:35:49
Wrestling ethos at its finest.
00:35:52
Identify with the pain and the triumph.
00:35:55
You need to get smack to feel alive.
00:35:57
I remember my first live show ten years ago.
00:36:01
I was ten rows up.
00:36:02
The guy next to me jumped so hard when Cena hit the Five Knuckle Shuffle,
00:36:08
his beer flew into the air and landed on my lap.
00:36:11
I froze.
00:36:13
Then the guy behind us caught the beer.
00:36:16
He saved my pants.
00:36:17
He saved what's in my pants.
00:36:19
Okay, mister. Let go! Please.
00:36:21
That's communal vestige.
00:36:23
We show up, we hold each other.
00:36:25
We laugh together over spilled beer tonight.
00:36:30
Someone's taking a chair.
00:36:32
Someone's getting thrown into the barricade.
00:36:35
At least one surprise run in.
00:36:37
Maybe a debut.
00:36:39
Fluid narrative molded in flesh, sweat.
00:36:42
And when the show ends.
00:36:43
If you're lucky, you walk into the Detroit night.
00:36:46
Still buzzing.
00:36:49
Memory burns a new trench in your brain.
00:36:52
That is tonight's best.
00:36:54
People take selfies with the ring in the background like it is.
00:36:57
Is the Mona Lisa.
00:36:59
They wave merch, flags, signs
00:37:02
that say Roman Reigns, smoke that the city bleeds energy.
00:37:06
You smell funnel cake. Sense nostalgia.
00:37:09
You can't help but feel interwoven in something ancient and brand new at once.
00:37:15
They'll sell merch tonight.
00:37:16
Shirts. Hats. Foam fingers.
00:37:19
Next week, some will be on eBay as collector's items.
00:37:24
Those are vestiges.
00:37:25
Two tangible reminders. You were there.
00:37:28
You were part of the chant.
00:37:30
You felt the bounce of the ring.
00:37:32
You were alive in that moment.
00:37:35
Ladies and gentlemen,
00:37:37
friends, fladge poets and marital hostages.
00:37:40
It's time once again for your regularly scheduled Ulta Mayhem update.
00:37:45
As of this broadcast, episode
00:37:48
114 Gary is still not allowed back on the show.
00:37:53
That's right.
00:37:54
He's still under the long shadow of the ultimate dumb,
00:37:57
the now legendary threat issued by Mrs.
00:38:01
Gary before episode 104.
00:38:03
It's either your little fledging podcast or.
00:38:07
And you know what?
00:38:08
Gary chose?
00:38:10
He chose love.
00:38:11
He chose dinner.
00:38:12
He chose folded towels.
00:38:14
Passive aggressive silences.
00:38:16
And that one glance across the kitchen
00:38:19
that says, you know, ding dong darn well what you did.
00:38:22
You were right.
00:38:23
I was wrong.
00:38:24
I apologize.
00:38:26
He chose survival. And yet.
00:38:28
And yet it's been ten episodes.
00:38:31
He's still not back.
00:38:32
No appearance, no call in, no passive aggressive voicemail.
00:38:37
Not even a rogue comment under a burner YouTube account like 1973.
00:38:42
So we ask, where is Gary?
00:38:45
Is he okay?
00:38:46
Has he gone feral? Is he living in the barn?
00:38:49
Is he living in a studio apartment above a vape
00:38:53
shop, writing sad poetry and drawing art of microphones?
00:38:57
He's no longer allowed to touch or hear me out.
00:39:01
Is Gary just pretending to obey the old to Mae Dumb
00:39:05
while secretly watching this episode right now from his phone?
00:39:08
Hidden behind a copy of Better Homes and Gardens.
00:39:12
Pretending to read about summer zucchini recipes
00:39:15
while quietly whispering my podcast.
00:39:19
My little we don't know.
00:39:21
All we have is speculation, so let's speculate.
00:39:25
Maybe Mrs.
00:39:26
Gary double down and maybe he flinched during communion
00:39:30
and now has to go to mandatory belief rehab.
00:39:34
Maybe the dog gets more screen time than him now and he's just bitter.
00:39:38
Or maybe, just maybe,
00:39:41
Gary discovered peace without the cast.
00:39:44
And now he spends his days blacksmithing, playing horseshoes, writing
00:39:49
haikus about silence,
00:39:52
and brewing his own kombucha called submission.
00:39:56
But I don't buy it.
00:39:58
This man once fought a raccoon in the barn with just a novelty
00:40:02
drinking glass and a bunch of very dull knives.
00:40:06
He once did a 37 minute segment about the emotional journey of pants.
00:40:10
Gary is the podcast, and yet he's gone.
00:40:15
And it leaves a vestige, that ghostly shape where Gary used to be
00:40:20
the faint echo of a bald man clearing his throat before saying
00:40:24
something wildly inaccurate and shortsighted about the universe.
00:40:29
You can still hear it sometimes if you turn your headphone
00:40:33
way up and leave a gas grill on low,
00:40:36
you'll hear a whisper in the wind saying, the time is now 1030.
00:40:41
Do you know what time it is?
00:40:43
But alas, Mrs.
00:40:45
Gary said no.
00:40:47
And what Mrs.
00:40:47
Gary says becomes law.
00:40:50
Now we respect her decision.
00:40:52
Of course we support her authority.
00:40:55
Obviously we are not trying to provoke or poke the bear because if she bans
00:41:00
this podcast, imagine what she does to the one poking her at 7 a.m..
00:41:06
She's not playing games.
00:41:08
This isn't a phase.
00:41:10
This is the Gary blackout era,
00:41:13
and we are just trying to stay out of the blast radius.
00:41:16
So until he returns, if he returns, if he ever finds a loophole,
00:41:21
a technicality, a rogue VPN, or a clergy
00:41:24
signed exemption, we honor him.
00:41:27
We mock him, and we move on.
00:41:30
Let me leave you with this thought.
00:41:33
Every random moment, your dog breathing,
00:41:36
that first bite of a burger, the glow of your screen
00:41:38
as you check your feed is a vestige of something bigger.
00:41:41
History.
00:41:43
Laughter. Longing.
00:41:45
And maybe that is enough.
00:41:46
Maybe every human being is just a vestige of a bigger existence.
00:41:51
Or maybe not.
00:41:52
Oh, one more thing.
00:41:54
You know what else is vestigial grammar?
00:41:57
That's right.
00:41:58
Grammar is the appendix of language.
00:42:01
It used to mean something.
00:42:02
Now it mostly flares up when someone on Facebook tries
00:42:06
to correct your while you are versus your while you.
00:42:10
Apostrophe re and ends up misspelling embarrassing in the process.
00:42:15
We used to Revere grammar back when we still had powdered
00:42:19
wigs and ink wells and duels over dangling participles.
00:42:23
Now we just duct tape our syntax together
00:42:26
like a Craigslist bookshelf and call it voice.
00:42:30
I mean, who even knows what a subjunctive clause is anymore?
00:42:34
At this point, it sounds like a skin condition,
00:42:38
doc. I think it's subjunctive.
00:42:41
It itches when I lie.
00:42:43
Modern grammar is vestigial.
00:42:45
It's still there, technically.
00:42:47
Like wisdom teeth or cable news or Gary.
00:42:51
It used to guide us.
00:42:53
Now it mostly just confuses kids and gives old people something to yell about.
00:42:57
When someone says l-o-l out loud.
00:43:01
And look, I'm not saying we should throw it all out.
00:43:05
Just maybe,
00:43:07
stop acting like ending a sentence with a preposition is a felony.
00:43:11
Where are you at?
00:43:13
Up with which I will not put.
00:43:17
Get over yourself.
00:43:18
We all know what they meant.
00:43:19
That's the thing about vestiges.
00:43:22
They're still there.
00:43:23
They just don't do what they used to.
00:43:27
Same goes for grammar.
00:43:28
Same goes for Gary.
00:43:30
Same goes for this show.
00:43:32
We're all just limping along, dragging our dangling modifiers
00:43:36
and missing co-hosts behind us like old luggage
00:43:39
wheels that only roll when you don't want them to.
00:43:44
So if you see someone correcting grammar in the comments tonight, just say
00:43:49
it's vestigial.
00:43:50
Now let it go. Gary's gone.
00:43:54
Ozzy would close with thank you from the bottom of my heart.
00:43:59
Would close with.
00:44:01
Say your prayers and eat your vitamins, brother.
00:44:04
Now roll the clip.
00:44:27
There I am.
00:44:30
Here I am.
00:44:31
Good.
00:44:32
Well, I really didn't answer very well.
00:44:36
I say I know when.
00:44:40
No way.
00:44:42
Where is. Oh, God.
00:44:44
Where is.
00:44:46
Oh, there I am.
00:44:49
Here I am.
00:44:51
Good. Well, I really a survey.
00:44:54
Very well.
00:44:55
I say.
00:44:56
No way.
00:44:59
No. No way.
00:45:01
Where? Oh.
00:45:10
And, Look, I deleted Gary.
00:45:16
I have no idea what I.
00:45:24
Always knew you had to carry and.
00:45:32
And. I,
00:45:41
I, I,
00:45:45
He's back, and.
00:45:50
I, I.
00:46:09
Incredible.
00:46:10
You can't hear me.
00:46:11
You can hear me now.
00:46:15
Best monologue ever.
00:46:17
I think that was 38 minutes 30s long.
00:46:19
Congratulations, Gary.
00:46:21
It's the greatest monologue we've ever had on the show.
00:46:28
And this podcast is brought to you by the,
00:46:30
iPhone 16 with its new delete mark.
00:46:37
Oh. The show's going.
00:46:41
Oh, oh.
00:46:44
So let me ask you.
00:46:45
You got something better?
00:46:48
It's a vestige of a show.
00:46:49
I mean, the vestige of a show cannot be better than the show itself.
00:46:53
It must be a vice.
00:46:54
Chuckled for a while, and then I.
00:46:57
You know, I heard a bunch of wrestling news that I already knew.
00:47:00
Yeah. Oh, I got to take this off.
00:47:02
One and a
00:47:04
you got news that you don't know.
00:47:10
But it's somebody die.
00:47:12
Give me the thing, Brady.
00:47:13
It's just in
00:47:15
there is, some type of,
00:47:18
hostile alien force heading toward Earth.
00:47:21
Should be here in November.
00:47:23
Planet X, the planet X,
00:47:27
and nobody knows what it is.
00:47:28
They said it was, like,
00:47:28
kind of hiding with the line in the sun, and suddenly we could.
00:47:31
We suddenly it appeared and we could see it.
00:47:34
My only problem is, is are they watching the show
00:47:37
because we talked about Jesus week and now they're doing it.
00:47:41
Everything we do on the show ends up in real life.
00:47:44
We literally said, be warned, this is going to happen.
00:47:48
And then four days later, this is after seven.
00:47:52
And believe it or not, we have yet another object,
00:47:55
this interstellar object making its way toward Earth
00:47:59
that many are saying could be an alien probe.
00:48:03
It could have life,
00:48:05
a bunch of different theories around.
00:48:08
But an official report put out and it's making headlines because
00:48:12
if you recall, the very first interstellar object that came through
00:48:15
our neck of the woods was dumped ammo, ammo up.
00:48:19
That means scout,
00:48:22
which is something that you send out.
00:48:23
But we don't have the law for that matter, bro.
00:48:26
We named it.
00:48:27
They arrived at the details.
00:48:29
Do you think that they need it in a road that was long?
00:48:34
It was metallic in nature and it left no way up out of here.
00:48:38
Picked up speed and took off out of here.
00:48:39
Well, when it passed Earth,
00:48:42
when you say outside object, it's all out there in the open.
00:48:45
Did it really pick up speed? Object making its way?
00:48:47
It probably did, because it probably, You're saying it got caught
00:48:51
in our gravitational field
00:48:52
for a split second, but, but but so that happens a lot.
00:48:56
Trajectory. It's very peculiar.
00:48:59
Yeah.
00:48:59
That's how it's not.
00:49:01
That's how supposedly they slingshot back from the moon.
00:49:04
But I don't necessarily believe that that it starts
00:49:07
to fall in line with dropping into the moon.
00:49:11
And I know this has to do more with our last.
00:49:13
We don't know if it will be awesome show.
00:49:15
They don't know if it'll be UFO invasion, but I just couldn't believe it.
00:49:19
It's obvious.
00:49:20
It's like the aliens are watching our show. Show
00:49:24
bloops shit around us.
00:49:25
We better do it the whole world.
00:49:27
I mean, we are aliens.
00:49:28
Something big is in the offing.
00:49:31
The praying mantis in my garden the other day.
00:49:33
That's an alien.
00:49:34
It seems like it's inching closer and closer now.
00:49:36
I love mantises.
00:49:37
Oh, pick them up.
00:49:38
Coming up and crawling me away fast.
00:49:41
And my wife sent a text and said, look at him.
00:49:43
I'm like, oh no, that's a her.
00:49:44
The hymn is already de up in the sky.
00:49:47
Yeah, yeah.
00:49:48
Odds are one look like this in the imaging.
00:49:52
But so they're saying that this,
00:49:54
this interstellar object is most likely a hostile alien invasion.
00:49:58
And I cannot figure out their.
00:50:00
Why does it got here on the November images.
00:50:03
And when it gets close, remember it's also an asteroid
00:50:06
that is going to hit the moon out the tail off the comet.
00:50:09
I think there's lots of them to hit the moon.
00:50:10
Oh, backyard with the telescope.
00:50:12
Once they get close enough, this object is going to come right down near Earth.
00:50:17
I think if there's lots of them, we'd we'd make some type of video.
00:50:21
When it makes its closest approach, there's no video of it.
00:50:23
That means it doesn't exist. Hiding behind the sun.
00:50:25
Vesta will not be able to see it. It was strategic.
00:50:28
This is how I pronounce it behind the sun.
00:50:31
When it's at its closest.
00:50:34
Hold on a second.
00:50:35
It'll be behind this.
00:50:36
Oh I get it because it's interstellar.
00:50:38
It hasn't even reached the sun yet.
00:50:39
They're expecting this
00:50:42
to show up here later this year.
00:50:47
It's moving.
00:50:48
So an enormous amount of speed.
00:50:49
More than 130mph.
00:50:51
What is the picture to the right? Just something random.
00:50:54
If you're in there. Objects.
00:50:55
They clocked coming in this way, I don't know.
00:50:57
I didn't watch this artist's rendition I
00:51:00
yes I was the ship might look like and I was like, here we go.
00:51:03
Interstellar people a couple of days ago just lit up with this news,
00:51:09
and I just thought the timing was off by week.
00:51:11
We really could use this last week and Friday, 9 p.m.
00:51:14
eastern, right here on top of seven
00:51:18
eyes to the skies.
00:51:21
I'm glad you said. Eyes to the skies.
00:51:22
That made it so much more
00:51:25
authentic.
00:51:29
Debut seven.
00:51:30
What do you say?
00:51:32
I gotta tell people.
00:51:32
What was that? I see the skies in my body.
00:51:35
Or if other people do that, that we'll do good in the world.
00:51:38
And it doesn't exist yet as, like an institution.
00:51:40
But I'm going to create it starting with my body and what it is.
00:51:43
It's a place where you can go and be with a dead body,
00:51:47
and you just do whatever you want and
00:51:50
the point
00:51:52
is that there are people out
00:51:55
who have sexual compulsions and they can't control them.
00:51:58
And so they go and they bother alive people.
00:52:01
And this you get it out of your system.
00:52:04
This is the deal.
00:52:05
You go in the room, there's nobody else. You got 90 minutes.
00:52:07
You just tell you what. What?
00:52:10
Shit in my mouth?
00:52:12
You. Yeah.
00:52:13
You want to stick my toe?
00:52:16
That already exists.
00:52:17
Whatever is the thing you gotta do.
00:52:21
Jack off with the cartilage of my ear.
00:52:23
That whatever is your heart's desire,
00:52:27
I want to.
00:52:28
I want to be the Willy Wonka for forever.
00:52:30
So I want to.
00:52:33
You can come on my back and pretend that I'm your father.
00:52:38
I said I don't mind
00:52:42
what my mind was so glad,
00:52:45
so glad that I didn't watch that first.
00:52:51
That's why that.
00:52:55
I may have saved it.
00:52:57
I wouldn't have played it.
00:52:58
The third video in oh yeah.
00:53:04
Why? The other videos you have aren't as good as what you're trying to say?
00:53:06
I don't know, I didn't see them.
00:53:08
I know a couple of them.
00:53:09
A couple of them are amazing.
00:53:12
Especially the ones for for Rumble today.
00:53:14
Those are pretty those are pretty good,
00:53:16
I gotta admit.
00:53:17
You gotta.
00:53:18
You gotta see it when we switch over to Rumble.
00:53:21
These are just random.
00:53:23
What do you think of that?
00:53:24
What do you think of that interstellar thing?
00:53:26
I mean, is it it's.
00:53:27
Do you think it's just a remnant of another galaxy? Just a piece?
00:53:30
I don't know all the time.
00:53:32
I heard they had the the planet X stuff, and then I hear
00:53:35
this one rustling related podcast that I listen to.
00:53:39
The dude
00:53:39
always brings up planet X and like, oh, it's coming back, it's coming back.
00:53:42
And it just always seems like it's always coming back,
00:53:44
but it's never actually gets here. I
00:53:47
you said this one wrestling podcast.
00:53:49
How many wrestling podcasts do you listen to?
00:53:52
Well, it's one brand.
00:53:55
I occasionally listen to some, YouTube stuff.
00:53:59
Is that Monday night? Right. That part doesn't matter.
00:54:01
What matters is the fact that I hear people talk about planet
00:54:05
X periodically through, over the last, I don't know, 15 years, ten years.
00:54:11
It just pie. It didn't.
00:54:12
It just went by, did it, I think.
00:54:15
Does it exist?
00:54:18
Well, the thing that I mean,
00:54:20
there's the remnants of the tail, the comet that they think is,
00:54:25
I swear, I swear, it was planet.
00:54:28
I just assume it's just some large iron deposit from a meteor.
00:54:33
You know, it's just.
00:54:34
Yeah. Who knows what it is.
00:54:35
If it's a spaceship direction or if it's a spaceship, it's coming right for Earth.
00:54:41
Or if it's coming right for us, and we have every right to shoot it.
00:54:43
There's there's so much of what we have in our fucking area
00:54:49
everywhere else.
00:54:49
So it doesn't need to come here to get anything unique other than us.
00:54:54
Right? So it would come directly to us.
00:54:57
I would think.
00:54:58
I think that's a human need.
00:54:59
There's no need for a human.
00:55:00
We go to the point of view in this of our fucking galaxy,
00:55:04
just to get to the same shit that would be somewhere else.
00:55:07
That's maybe you know, it would take
00:55:08
a human being to overlook this, but it's coming right for the sun,
00:55:12
the brightest thing in our solar system and it like.
00:55:16
And instead of saying it's coming right for the sun, they're saying
00:55:18
it's using the sun.
00:55:19
It's like it's coming on a trajectory.
00:55:21
It's actually equal with the sun. It's coming right at the sun.
00:55:24
And then its point is to zip around the sun and attack us.
00:55:28
No, I think it's probably just coming towards the sun.
00:55:30
It has no idea what Earth is yet if I'm in.
00:55:34
So of course I'm totally jumping to conclusions, thinking that it is
00:55:37
some type of sentient being and not even speaking, all coming towards the sun.
00:55:41
I may have given oral sex to my son again.
00:55:44
I'm pretty sure that's reversed.
00:55:46
My son probably gave oral sex to me because I was having sex with my pregnant,
00:55:51
so I was wrong. I'm sorry. That is.
00:55:52
That is probably
00:55:53
my only gayest act that I've ever done is I may have given oral sex to my son.
00:55:57
I said it again, backwards.
00:56:00
If you hear it out, it is.
00:56:02
If you're getting oral sex.
00:56:03
I don't even think that's gay.
00:56:06
No, if you're giving oral sex, that's okay.
00:56:11
What if the kid's like, no, please.
00:56:12
Like, what if the kid's tearing your pants off and you know,
00:56:16
holds you down the castle?
00:56:17
The kid, is he what, like,
00:56:20
Lord, I'm the kid.
00:56:23
If the kids rip my pants off.
00:56:27
I talk about the kid.
00:56:28
Yeah, I was talking about this guy, the Gary.
00:56:30
It's just a late night.
00:56:31
It must be 130 at Gary's birthday party, is all I'm thinking.
00:56:35
Right? For.
00:56:38
God damn.
00:56:39
And I wish I knew exactly where that one was.
00:56:41
Reagan jokes have me dying every time.
00:56:44
Hear one of my favorite stories about runaway bureaucracy as a felony.
00:56:47
This is for true, the fellow who sat there in one of our large departments,
00:56:51
and his job was when the papers came there he was to look at them,
00:56:54
whatever was sent to him and decide where it went
00:56:57
in the agency, initial it and send it up.
00:57:00
And one day a classified paper marked secret came there.
00:57:03
When it arrived there, it was handed to him.
00:57:06
So he figured out where it should go. And,
00:57:09
on it and sent it on.
00:57:10
24 hours later, it came back to him with a pinched.
00:57:14
I said, you weren't supposed to see this.
00:57:18
It waste your initials.
00:57:22
And initial the erasure.
00:57:28
If for anyone who missed last week's episode.
00:57:31
Or maybe it's two weeks ago.
00:57:35
I swear there's, Guys,
00:57:37
can I get you to come
00:57:40
to my birthday party?
00:57:47
What's he saying?
00:57:47
Brilliant. About, that old man talking.
00:57:50
That random, strange old man. I don't even know that guy.
00:57:52
I'm sure I don't.
00:57:53
Mazing 38.
00:57:55
That man was a terrible comedian.
00:57:58
Yes, Reagan was a terrible comedian.
00:58:00
That's what he was. Yeah.
00:58:00
So his name is Brian Reagan.
00:58:02
Is that who that is?
00:58:04
Reagan.
00:58:05
Brian Reagan, isn't it?
00:58:06
Reagan is an American, is an amazing comedian.
00:58:09
That's a lot of aliens.
00:58:10
Aliens, audience. That's why I can say.
00:58:14
Are you a, Canadian comedian?
00:58:16
Comedian?
00:58:17
Okay.
00:58:21
See? No sound.
00:58:22
It's happening here.
00:58:24
Oh, I think the sound is important.
00:58:26
It'll do.
00:58:27
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo longer.
00:58:33
Sorry I love thud thud thud thud thud.
00:58:38
Oh. Doo doo
00:58:40
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
00:58:45
doo doo dah dah dah.
00:58:51
Do do do do do.
00:58:53
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
00:58:59
Hep hep hep dog.
00:59:01
Yeah, I don't.
00:59:04
I need more.
00:59:08
Oh, there's highlights from the WNBA
00:59:12
and any WNBA fans.
00:59:15
Apparently they had to pause the game because
00:59:17
one of the WNBA players wigs fell off this game tonight.
00:59:21
And at the top of the second half it's 16 to 9.
00:59:24
Eastern leads the scoring with four.
00:59:26
And that's why she commands $7,000 a year.
00:59:29
These gals sure do make it look difficult.
00:59:31
But is having this minor skill worth being so unattractive?
00:59:35
That's for the fan to decide. Yeah,
00:59:39
and at the top of the second half it's 16 to 9.
00:59:41
Eastern leads the scoring with four.
00:59:43
And that's why she commands $7,000 a year.
00:59:46
These gals sure do make it look difficult.
00:59:49
But is having this minor skill worth being so unattractive?
00:59:53
That's not nice.
00:59:54
Have you seen the new enforcer for Caitlin Clark?
00:59:58
She's
01:00:00
blond and attractive.
01:00:03
She also just sat on a cameraman's face.
01:00:07
What did she look like?
01:00:12
I don't know her name,
01:00:13
so it's hard to look up.
01:00:19
I don't know her name, so.
01:00:21
Yeah, that sounds it.
01:00:22
Yeah, definitely.
01:00:24
So I found her.
01:00:25
Her name is Sophie Cunningham.
01:00:29
And I swear to God.
01:00:31
And fucking this week, Cunningham sits, camera.
01:00:36
Man's face.
01:00:39
We might have to save this one for Rumble.
01:00:43
I had a whole bunch of
01:00:44
good, good videos, but because I didn't, I didn't.
01:00:47
If I don't capture them off of WorldStar right away in like 12 hours,
01:00:51
half a day less than a day,
01:00:54
they're usually gone.
01:00:59
Where do you go?
01:01:02
They.
01:01:02
Somebody deletes them because they're, you know,
01:01:04
usually inappropriate, like somebody's nipple popped out or something.
01:01:07
That shouldn't have.
01:01:08
I thought we start a new segment.
01:01:10
Nipple popping out.
01:01:12
No, I don't, I'm not really.
01:01:14
I like a good nipple popping out.
01:01:17
All right, here's here's the WNBA chick.
01:01:20
Chick. I mean, woman I'm sorry. Woman. Player.
01:01:22
Female player.
01:01:24
There she is.
01:01:29
What do you think?
01:01:30
Cuz I'm not going to keep it on there forever.
01:01:33
Oh, yeah.
01:01:34
Yeah, yeah. Go to, go up a little bit.
01:01:39
No, that's down.
01:01:42
Go to images.
01:01:43
Can't go up. Go to images.
01:01:45
Yeah, yeah. Thanks. Thanks for that.
01:01:48
Yeah. There we go. Yeah, yeah.
01:01:49
Yes, yes. Keep going now.
01:01:52
Yeah yeah yeah. Yes. Yep.
01:01:54
Yeah I'm definitely one.
01:01:58
Yeah. So hundred percent. Yeah.
01:02:00
So apparently the WNBA hates Caitlin Clark because she's really good.
01:02:04
And this this female woman players. Yeah.
01:02:06
This one is I've not heard of her.
01:02:08
She's starting to get the shit out of the people
01:02:10
that are beating the shit out of Caitlin Clark.
01:02:12
So it's like hockey now. She's the enforcer.
01:02:14
And it's very interesting now.
01:02:16
Oh, very interesting.
01:02:18
So this is her.
01:02:19
This is her.
01:02:20
This is her skills on the court.
01:02:22
Pay attention to the cameraman.
01:02:24
No, I saw enough. I she's great
01:02:27
enough to watch this thing.
01:02:29
But, Clark, this is the next Michael Jordan of.
01:02:31
There she is. Oh, go.
01:02:33
Oh, I would I would like she is literally saying, look, there's the camera.
01:02:38
Cameraman's head and face is gone.
01:02:42
Absolutely buried with within her.
01:02:44
Just I wonder if you take a whiff.
01:02:45
I wonder if he was like,
01:02:46
I don't think you could help it, dude, she's playing basketball, right?
01:02:51
It depends on what point of the game are we at?
01:02:54
Just third line.
01:02:56
You know what? It's hard to see the title stuff.
01:02:58
Wait a minute.
01:02:59
The way above that.
01:03:00
But she didn't even, like, she, like, twisted.
01:03:04
She was like skirt. Oh, yeah.
01:03:07
I like him.
01:03:09
Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.
01:03:11
She's got some chompers. She got a little bit easy.
01:03:14
When I see it in slow motion, it looks like she caught herself.
01:03:18
She could have stopped right there
01:03:20
and then, her knees bent.
01:03:21
And she did it on purpose. Yeah.
01:03:23
She like she snap.
01:03:26
She want to see what it took.
01:03:28
Yeah. Me for me I like I the lesbian.
01:03:32
It should have let me go for that. Sounds awesome.
01:03:34
Team come running over guys.
01:03:35
Literally get off that man's face. Get on my
01:03:38
I like that they went right to his camera angle.
01:03:41
Why don't they go to his camera angle the whole time?
01:03:45
I think that's on his only fans.
01:03:48
You got to pay for that.
01:03:49
That's behind the paywall. People.
01:03:53
Crazy.
01:03:54
All those are vestiges of sports.
01:03:57
Yeah. Or Sophie's coming.
01:03:59
Nice,
01:04:01
nice.
01:04:02
I got a new sandwich, girl.
01:04:03
We got to save that for Rumble.
01:04:05
Oh, we got some sandwich stuff, too.
01:04:07
I haven't brought any sandwiches to the table.
01:04:09
That may be entertaining.
01:04:10
You may not be, but I'd like to give it a shot.
01:04:15
And give it a shot.
01:04:15
I'd like to give.
01:04:18
Looks like we'll do that.
01:04:20
And now.
01:04:20
Now we probably can't be shown on Rumble.
01:04:22
I mean, I on YouTube.
01:04:26
I literally showed one thumbnail for a second.
01:04:28
I want to test that out one
01:04:31
one thumbnail.
01:04:34
Yeah.
01:04:35
I want to talk about maybe it's are we going back to relics.
01:04:38
Swinging back.
01:04:39
Are we swinging back topic wise?
01:04:40
Are we going that more news
01:04:43
because we did kind of like swing.
01:04:44
No there's no steering.
01:04:46
Yeah there's no yeah there isn't. I was just curious.
01:04:48
Nothing matters anymore.
01:04:49
You got a topic.
01:04:50
Talk about nothing matters anymore.
01:04:53
What. What was the topic? What's the topic?
01:04:55
Vestige. Vestige. Studio. Vestige.
01:04:58
Vestigial tail.
01:04:59
Vestige. Appendages.
01:05:01
Those big, empty, ghostly hole.
01:05:03
Where's the show? Used to be that sort of thing.
01:05:07
Vestige.
01:05:08
A very small amount.
01:05:09
Something that still exists after vestige has gone.
01:05:12
Vestige? That's an understatement.
01:05:14
Thinking that Gary's most of it, I don't.
01:05:17
I may have missed,
01:05:20
that there was a little underwhelming vestige
01:05:22
vestige, vestige.
01:05:26
Why is that US guy more gay than the UK guy?
01:05:30
Well, why wouldn't they be?
01:05:31
Because the UK doesn't have, like, the stuff vestige.
01:05:35
But vestige?
01:05:37
Well, they do, because it's a wow.
01:05:38
Being all proper, though, it always sounds vestige pretentious.
01:05:41
Back.
01:05:43
Vestige
01:05:45
you can hear like the exhale vestige.
01:05:48
Vestige. Yeah, yeah.
01:05:50
You know.
01:05:54
Even though I hate it, I protected the right to say it.
01:05:57
So, you ski lost another Pokeball.
01:06:02
Unable to view this.
01:06:03
Use the account owner limits.
01:06:05
Who can view their posts.
01:06:08
Didn't you
01:06:09
say something about, three stories on your lawn tonight?
01:06:13
Because I didn't care.
01:06:13
And, I
01:06:16
that sucks.
01:06:17
It does suck.
01:06:18
Hey, there's a podcast here. I'm asking you a question.
01:06:21
Sorry. What?
01:06:22
I'm. I'm a little disappointed.
01:06:24
Yeah. No, you're the you're the you're the.
01:06:26
We're the dude.
01:06:27
I'm kicking myself because I go, oh, this is so inappropriate.
01:06:31
I should capture this.
01:06:32
And then this one was so good, I should capture this.
01:06:34
And I was like, you know what? No.
01:06:36
It'll be there.
01:06:37
You and I are both the third, first, second and third guy.
01:06:41
And that that takes me to a completely different topic that I was going to go,
01:06:45
first, second and third guy death.
01:06:47
Right.
01:06:48
All the deaths that happened, you had Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who died,
01:06:53
and he had Ozzy Osbourne, who, in my opinion, slightly overrated.
01:06:56
But, I know you probably showed it to your.
01:07:00
And then I bet you everyone is wondering, you know, who the third man is.
01:07:04
And if you watched the monologue, you would know.
01:07:05
But,
01:07:09
Hulk Hogan is in the building.
01:07:12
You did.
01:07:14
Go get him, baby.
01:07:15
Yeah! Get him! Hogan!
01:07:18
Go get him, baby.
01:07:19
Gonna flag.
01:07:21
Come on and get somebody.
01:07:22
Yeah! Don't do that.
01:07:23
Save it for fucking over tonight.
01:07:25
Because we get getting three hours from the last three hours to rest.
01:07:29
Is it hook.
01:07:31
What is it?
01:07:33
It's neutral again.
01:07:35
Hogan is the third man.
01:07:36
They'll have a shit face.
01:07:37
Shit.
01:07:37
Fucking Hogan is the third, man.
01:07:41
Yeah, it was funny too, because I got into a debate.
01:07:43
Heated debate with my wife, and I said the two people died. What?
01:07:46
What? Wonder who's going to be the third? And she's like, that's not.
01:07:49
There's no truth to that. Dada, dada, dada
01:07:52
and sure shit.
01:07:53
And then my next, the next text the next morning
01:07:55
was, did you have Hulk Hogan on your bingo card?
01:07:57
I'm like, no, I did not.
01:07:59
Yeah.
01:07:59
But then I saw some, like, random band member from some random band died and
01:08:03
then some cooking show lady killed herself and there was like, a string of them.
01:08:08
Actually, it was really weird.
01:08:09
I don't know, half of them were, but my wife's friend's husband died.
01:08:13
I mean, it all depends.
01:08:13
I mean, sure. Oh, those are famous, so I don't.
01:08:16
Who cares?
01:08:17
I do my wife.
01:08:17
But my point was, is where you draw the line was when you were leaving
01:08:21
other famous people. Is
01:08:24
I mean, Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osborne were icons, legends.
01:08:28
They literally changed the shape of their industry.
01:08:32
Both of them easily, unarguably.
01:08:35
I don't know if you can say I'm not saying if you like anyone does the same thing
01:08:39
as successful. You can say that, but I wouldn't agree with you.
01:08:44
I'm just saying, like Osborne
01:08:46
is heavy around him than the man who wasn't that good of a singer.
01:08:50
Absolutely. But so he manager.
01:08:52
So the manager doesn't care.
01:08:53
Can only me.
01:08:55
Stan can hear an amazing voice that you're mocking.
01:09:00
Know is horrible. Mr. hero, will you?
01:09:03
His songs soft.
01:09:06
There's few bands in the world of the satanic stuff because it sounds cool.
01:09:11
Dude, he's a Christian family, man.
01:09:12
That's weird.
01:09:14
Then say that.
01:09:14
Make it a gimmick. Like, say it's joke rhymes.
01:09:16
They do hot dog buns.
01:09:18
Like, obviously it's a joke.
01:09:19
Do you know who striper is? Stripper?
01:09:22
Of course you don't.
01:09:23
They were the ones that did exactly what you just said.
01:09:26
No, but, you know, it's weird.
01:09:27
It reminds you hot dog buns. It's funny how,
01:09:30
you know, somebody's wife has an issue with somebody's podcast,
01:09:33
but they didn't have an issue with somebody's rap group that said
01:09:37
many, much worse things.
01:09:41
Yeah, but it was obviously a joke and you know it.
01:09:43
So this this is all scripted, unreasoning, complaining
01:09:46
tranny.
01:09:49
So I said, whether Ozzy Osborne is overrated is subjective, with opinions
01:09:53
divided.
01:09:53
Some consider him a legendary iconic figure and heavy metal, partially
01:09:57
for his work with Black Sabbath, based on the band and his influential
01:10:01
solo career with a band backing him others for a great band backing him.
01:10:05
Others find his singing voice and overall musical contributions
01:10:08
to be overrated, especially when compared to other vocalists or bands.
01:10:12
Although shit, I so to to hearing
01:10:16
that though doesn't make me think oh, what a piece of shit.
01:10:19
It makes me think, wow, he's even more successful, more better,
01:10:23
because he did more with less.
01:10:26
He did the same gimmick.
01:10:28
He sounds exactly the same on every one of his songs, yet he has more hits.
01:10:33
This is fucking creepy.
01:10:34
My Roomba just started moving on its own.
01:10:36
Well, but it's not.
01:10:37
It's a Roomba. It's programed.
01:10:39
I don't have a I don't have a programed.
01:10:40
I just I've never had a program in my schedule.
01:10:45
Well, I that's how it's going to start.
01:10:48
It's about to record
01:10:49
it just got back of the thing and now it's just going to dock itself.
01:10:51
You know docking is yeah.
01:10:53
We can't show that I'm roam on YouTube. Right.
01:10:55
Keep clicking.
01:10:56
Is the insertion of one man's glans into the foreskin of another hook?
01:11:00
It just went back to what the fuck?
01:11:02
It just redacted. So for no fucking reason.
01:11:06
So the Roomba can't show.
01:11:08
Here's our wrestling segment performance.
01:11:12
So Ace Awaken is going to sue us. The.
01:11:17
And it's a shame.
01:11:20
I just like the pilot.
01:11:21
They're going to be real chains,
01:11:24
Legos, plastic.
01:11:26
Oh, I was the last time you saw Brawley.
01:11:30
I think Raleigh is a heavier chain for,
01:11:34
my jet ski and a three time champion.
01:11:39
That's
01:11:40
Eminem.
01:11:41
Group.
01:11:42
Morpheus, Eminem, Perry, Spencer.
01:11:46
So I haven't done stunts.
01:11:50
I go do it now since I don't.
01:11:52
I've never seen it before.
01:11:53
I'm getting ready to kill a hot dog. Sports.
01:11:56
Get a pro wrestling outside of this.
01:11:58
This guy's a man.
01:12:00
I have no words,
01:12:02
but very few things make me speechless.
01:12:04
All I want to say is it's a good look, look, I listen, it's a good look.
01:12:10
I work in the look.
01:12:11
Just assume that is some fine mahogany case of the hot dog is wearing tonight.
01:12:17
So you work with meatpacking.
01:12:19
All right, let's get right to the ax.
01:12:20
I feel like the black and green edition
01:12:23
of the hot dog persona.
01:12:26
I feel like it should be David versus Goliath
01:12:28
because I'm just the, What is that relish with lettuce?
01:12:31
It's like.
01:12:32
It's like he came over this gimmick last minute, and the.
01:12:38
All right, so the little nugget hot dog that he brought out, what do you mean?
01:12:41
He is wrestling in front of ten people, so I don't.
01:12:44
You're not spending too much.
01:12:46
You feel that I had a couple hot dogs on this bad.
01:12:48
They're really good from Nathan's. They.
01:12:49
But the corn dog around them.
01:12:50
I'm getting hungry.
01:12:53
Obviously, I eat too much, but
01:12:55
Raleigh's looking diner destruction, and he gets his name.
01:12:58
So ground pretty much back to his gloves.
01:13:01
Did you know he has Mickey Mouse?
01:13:04
He has Mickey Mouse, and he has Mickey Mouse, and that
01:13:07
everyone in the background behind this right now are people
01:13:10
that want to see that guy in the hotdog costume.
01:13:13
And then when we pan to another. Yeah.
01:13:15
And then we pan to another section.
01:13:16
I'll point to the section that is for the the other guy.
01:13:21
It just seems to be the lot of
01:13:22
I don't know, maybe the lighting is darker in that section, I don't know,
01:13:26
but that's in Dearborn and no love for the glove.
01:13:29
No, the sandwich is there like.
01:13:31
No, I looks dark in that second or it's just a coincidence.
01:13:34
But things I never thought I'd hear someone say, oh, oh, he slapped him.
01:13:39
Them's fighting words.
01:13:40
When I come from the camera, I know what it looks like.
01:13:43
There we go. I don't start with the other part.
01:13:45
See the other side of the face.
01:13:47
Let this roll over.
01:13:49
There is for the dope I got it.
01:13:52
I got needs to use. That is right.
01:13:55
So I can see it in Barbie's face is just getting darker
01:14:00
off it over at the hot dog rainbow.
01:14:03
Oh, he is just amazing.
01:14:06
I mean, this is.
01:14:08
But the fact is, this is more water tasting then this is what he's like.
01:14:12
What? It's kind of got him, you know, it's
01:14:15
sort of fall away.
01:14:18
I don't get it. Fell off the cart.
01:14:19
He literally never, like, put it up in the fall.
01:14:23
Like they jump back all he has to run it close.
01:14:26
It's so unrealistic.
01:14:28
Probably just pulling him in with a big clothesline.
01:14:31
And then when they do the turn.
01:14:32
So he did the turn
01:14:33
because he's coming off the little or something comes out anyway.
01:14:36
So many times.
01:14:37
But everyone who did like something you see under
01:14:39
the stands of the circus at this point, so you can get
01:14:43
good pay.
01:14:43
No no no no no.
01:14:44
That's the referee.
01:14:45
Doug Starks just had a had to cut some mustard to get out of there.
01:14:49
Oh that's a good how.
01:14:50
Want you write that one down for me.
01:14:52
It's like it's by the door.
01:14:54
The morning room I love it and brawl.
01:14:56
He's the only one standing right now
01:14:57
is he's taking a roundhouse kick right to the lower lumbar region of hot dogs.
01:15:02
Couldn't come right.
01:15:03
Rocks. Snarky back.
01:15:04
Probably just staying right on top of them.
01:15:06
Something that starts does not right there.
01:15:09
This big shot right to the midsection.
01:15:11
Right to the side of buns.
01:15:12
Hot dog.
01:15:13
Oh my god.
01:15:14
He literally just said that joke as I just it
01:15:17
probably didn't take any of the hot dog.
01:15:19
He just said he looks like a second.
01:15:21
Oh my God, he's again,
01:15:24
he can't catch up at this point.
01:15:28
Oh, that might have just not a mistake
01:15:30
grabbing one more, Oh, no.
01:15:33
He's he's pulling him up by that costume.
01:15:35
He's going to relish this punishment in the morning.
01:15:38
Love to the back.
01:15:40
But you know, I remember when I started out
01:15:43
and he's doing interviews, having to interview the saints brutality.
01:15:46
And I just remember not wanting to anger me with my questions.
01:15:50
And I was just.
01:15:50
Interviewer Raleigh is a tough man, was a dangerous man.
01:15:55
Wait, did he want his pants on the fall fallen back in 2010 2011?
01:15:59
Remember that group cover?
01:16:01
Only two sets.
01:16:02
The referee.
01:16:02
This man. Oh, it's all right, Cody.
01:16:06
What does he need a three once he left wrestling.
01:16:08
Yeah. What do you got?
01:16:11
Any count? I don't know, I'm not.
01:16:13
I'm not familiar with this, but boxing.
01:16:14
Wrestling.
01:16:15
Oh, you mean this group is to love them?
01:16:18
It sounds so hard.
01:16:19
So why am I?
01:16:21
I'm going over trying to get a sunset flip.
01:16:24
That's the way.
01:16:27
Oh. Leg drop.
01:16:28
Rock on a big leg. Right.
01:16:31
They flipped him over like a scorpion.
01:16:32
This might be it. Murder. She wrote.
01:16:35
He just flipped the dog over.
01:16:39
And hot dogs barks.
01:16:41
It's like boiling in the pot in that car.
01:16:44
There's a brat.
01:16:44
There's no hot dog.
01:16:47
I'm loving the hot dogs that are hot dogs.
01:16:49
All beef.
01:16:50
He's trying to show everybody who's best we can.
01:16:52
Keep the hot dog fans going. Do you want
01:16:55
out of the ballpark?
01:16:57
But right now, it's like he can hear me go right up the midsection.
01:17:00
That's that's a that's like
01:17:03
good spot. It's very dumb. Yeah.
01:17:05
The referee might want to check the top of that costume.
01:17:08
Guess
01:17:09
obviously check because there's many people that are hungry.
01:17:12
Why is this human version of a conehead.
01:17:16
So I guess it's called
01:17:18
people watching them.
01:17:19
You know what his real name is?
01:17:20
Another hot dog costume trying to rock.
01:17:23
So he wants to be the wiener tonight.
01:17:25
Rank and bulldog.
01:17:28
I don't mean to be frank.
01:17:29
The hot dog strong.
01:17:31
I don't want this because.
01:17:33
Oh, he's a real man.
01:17:34
He was.
01:17:36
Let's go for the most electrifying moves.
01:17:40
The hot dog. But,
01:17:43
the diving hot dog.
01:17:45
Headbutt.
01:17:47
The human headbutt.
01:17:48
But it wasn't so.
01:17:49
Oh, sorry.
01:17:51
Better you just, like, held his back.
01:17:54
Yeah, he.
01:17:55
Oh, this is likes to
01:17:58
do that.
01:18:00
You saw a hot dog on the way.
01:18:02
Just, well, freaky.
01:18:03
But if you've ever touched a man or woman that's that fat, it's unsettling.
01:18:08
I think he's supposed to pick him up and push him down.
01:18:11
And he was like, oh, there's so much no resistance.
01:18:14
It's probably just a bunch of sweat. It's all sweaty.
01:18:16
He doesn't want to grow.
01:18:16
He didn't know where to fake the push because there's just this whole body
01:18:21
right.
01:18:21
And he goes, oh what do you think goes over
01:18:24
obviously the hot dog has the winning goal for a starter.
01:18:29
You know, just because it's goofy.
01:18:32
But and so the fans
01:18:34
really get the wrong sucker gang dude is definitely killing his team.
01:18:38
You guys there's nothing too dynamic that he's done
01:18:41
to like even pushing on surviving even like that.
01:18:44
He's stay present.
01:18:45
The hot dog would win.
01:18:47
There's also three minutes left.
01:18:49
Do they get rated on showmanship?
01:18:51
Long haired guy?
01:18:52
Do people have cards?
01:18:53
Like with showmanship? Because that I would respect
01:18:56
somebody
01:18:57
I just saw clap at the end anyway, for everyone.
01:18:59
I think everyone in the audience, you know, this is a show
01:19:03
taking up the hot dog, but at the clap for the performers,
01:19:06
even though they have their little back.
01:19:08
Oh hi tighty folded them up just like you as soon as you said buns,
01:19:14
we can't show a lot of that weight loss
01:19:18
style of wrestling.
01:19:19
This is way more on the memory side.
01:19:21
That was pure and stick like you last.
01:19:22
More is more impactful,
01:19:24
I think like and selling a lot of seconds that like they actually hurt.
01:19:28
I didn't know this is a rule.
01:19:30
So if you put a foot up on the rope, it negates the pin.
01:19:34
Yeah, yeah.
01:19:35
If you grab the rope. But same thing with the submission.
01:19:39
That seems odd
01:19:40
basically because you're not because for the most part because you're because
01:19:43
you're not allowed to like, use the ropes as an advantage, as a, as a competitor.
01:19:47
So any type of action per se that involves
01:19:51
the ropes kind of gets, you know, flag,
01:19:54
usually if you're using the ropes as a weapon, they'll count to five.
01:19:58
And so if there's if you reach the five count, the ref just yells at you more
01:20:02
and you may be disqualified, but they just kind of yell at you.
01:20:05
And then once they count to five and then they yell at you
01:20:08
and you back off for a second, you can go back.
01:20:10
You can go right back to it for about five more seconds, and then they'll yell you!
01:20:13
Then they do that with hugging and boxing to
01:20:16
to disqualify you, that the lines in this matchup continue.
01:20:21
Watch.
01:20:25
Dog starts
01:20:28
that answers the questions of zebras
01:20:29
are black with white stripes or white with black stripes.
01:20:32
He's right to the face.
01:20:34
It's using that rope, using the rope for extra leverage right across the chest.
01:20:39
Let go to
01:20:41
some that people that realize that ring ropes are actually steel
01:20:44
cables. Now.
01:20:47
You can go to place your bets, dawg, and place your bets.
01:20:51
No gambling.
01:20:52
If you have a gambling addiction, please call the gambling helpline.
01:20:55
Oh wait, that was. Can't they closed that?
01:20:57
Didn't I think they close that down for the gambling.
01:21:00
Yeah, I think it says DraftKings came in and then MGM and there's.
01:21:04
Yeah. As soon as they started getting gambling anywhere.
01:21:07
No no no I hear these podcasts that have,
01:21:12
a gambling
01:21:13
either bet MGM or I think whatever it is, who cares?
01:21:16
But the disclaimer at the end with how many phone numbers
01:21:19
because it's a different phone number for like the area.
01:21:22
So they're like, if you live in Georgia, call 22843.
01:21:24
Probably if you live in Florida, call 55543.
01:21:26
If you live in Nevada or California, call 62843325.
01:21:30
That's and it's
01:21:30
I think that's because the federal government
01:21:32
canceled the federal once,
01:21:33
and then the states had to pop up and make the room.
01:21:36
I called the thing.
01:21:37
And so there and I was like, hey, just by just giving you an option
01:21:41
for anything, call the gambling tip hotline.
01:21:44
How do you guys feel about Georgia and their got.
01:21:48
They didn't think it was funny.
01:21:52
It's a different kind of hotline tip line.
01:21:55
Raleigh still got a referee call this match.
01:21:58
He did not like the count.
01:21:59
Q hold on.
01:22:02
What would you say if you go back?
01:22:04
Because let's just where we he's on and he explain some.
01:22:09
Yes. Exactly what I told you so.
01:22:10
Oh he's still going oh this match did not come off.
01:22:14
And he pushed the referee.
01:22:15
And so the referee had all right in the world to call them out.
01:22:17
I can't imagine the Flynn looking guy is actually a bad decision.
01:22:22
Yeah.
01:22:24
So this allows the bad guy to solve the case.
01:22:28
It puts sympathy on the hot dog but really doesn't have to,
01:22:33
gotta get out your guy and makes a big guy
01:22:36
look vicious and kind of makes him look like, he's the better person
01:22:41
physically, but he didn't actually win, you know what I mean?
01:22:44
Is, hot dog starts the weekend. Not a bad boy.
01:22:48
Raleigh is just destroying the
01:22:51
ready.
01:22:51
Oh, no.
01:22:52
Somebody stole it. Okay, here we go. It's another steal.
01:22:54
It probably is.
01:22:55
How long is he going to take the lead to get in the ring?
01:22:58
He's rushing.
01:22:59
There was a whole, It's going to take a minute.
01:23:03
He just realizes he's got to get.
01:23:04
He's been running.
01:23:05
Yeah, he's been running out there.
01:23:06
He's running the whole time.
01:23:08
Although he would be, you know, if he came from, 50ft backstage.
01:23:12
That's just him with a haircut.
01:23:13
Well, you run out of Dodge and.
01:23:14
All right, but I don't know that he's twice the size sake for hot dogs.
01:23:18
Starts. Who is taking a beating?
01:23:21
Same exact shorts
01:23:24
restroom. Like, I don't understand what?
01:23:26
He's right there through that four finger roll out of the ring and go chase him.
01:23:29
Like, what do you, like, cut him off because he got have to leave.
01:23:32
Do the fans like to expect during the wars on street between these two?
01:23:37
What's preventing you from.
01:23:39
It's over a decade from.
01:23:42
So what's it called?
01:23:44
Jurassic Juggalo the.
01:23:46
I don't think hotdog Starks even realize that he won.
01:23:48
I think Hot Dog Starks needs medical attention.
01:23:52
Look, this deal I think hotdog starts as a future skill with him in the air fryer.
01:23:57
He'll be fine. They have a very, very short future.
01:23:59
Looking at the size of them.
01:24:00
It still saves the like a little smokey.
01:24:05
Right.
01:24:07
There's plenty of jokes to be made.
01:24:09
Classic like I.
01:24:09
Speaking of hot dog, are we going to talk about South Park?
01:24:13
I don't even realize that guy is Mickey Mouse.
01:24:16
Should be kissing Vinny's boots.
01:24:17
Are you kidding me right now?
01:24:18
I said that, yeah.
01:24:20
Oh you did.
01:24:21
They sang it. I sang it right then.
01:24:24
I was too distracted because he is Mickey Mouse and come up for him later.
01:24:27
Now, in here.
01:24:29
I just came to what?
01:24:30
It wasn't any 700.
01:24:33
My goodness, look at that entrance.
01:24:34
They got the red is repeating the joke for anyone who has just tuned in,
01:24:38
but maybe somebody just joined in here just so he didn't offend the belt.
01:24:43
Not what?
01:24:43
I'm sorry, but didn't you just say earlier that mouse held the belt for so long?
01:24:47
A mouse, the cartoon mouse,
01:24:50
the guy with the hands.
01:24:53
I mean, Joe Budden was called mouse, but that was for a different reason.
01:24:56
I'm so disappointed I lost that fucking.
01:25:02
Three stories.
01:25:04
What do you think
01:25:09
about giving your dogs bugs?
01:25:14
What?
01:25:18
Yeah, bugs.
01:25:20
Bugs don't give them bugs.
01:25:24
My gosh, is this the fourth one
01:25:27
I'm going to start down.
01:25:28
I'm going to start copying, capturing and downloading every video.
01:25:34
Oh, look at it.
01:25:36
And it would be.
01:25:38
So what they'd be saying right now is this new pet
01:25:40
food is replacing what they usually have with beef and chicken,
01:25:44
replacing it with like, mealworms and fucking cockroaches and shit
01:25:49
wrong with that protein.
01:25:52
Some of the some mealworms I think are okay,
01:25:55
but other insects have these weird poisons and shit between the exoskeleton
01:25:59
and the inner whatever guts.
01:26:01
I don't,
01:26:02
I don't know, realize your, I don't I don't think it's necessarily
01:26:06
good or bad, but I think we shouldn't just be replacing
01:26:11
everything.
01:26:11
And the only reason they're doing it
01:26:12
is because it's cheaper to raise bugs than it is to raise chickens.
01:26:17
Well, so takes a village word for it.
01:26:21
It takes a village regardless.
01:26:25
You got something to play with?
01:26:26
A village that sounds like village people.
01:26:28
No, no no, no.
01:26:30
Human.
01:26:32
There's a three to a third.
01:26:34
Yeah, but
01:26:36
no bank, no nothing.
01:26:39
You had sex with the lambskin?
01:26:42
Nothing wrong with that. She's 18 and legal.
01:26:44
She's retired. Doing this to me.
01:26:48
I ain't done nothing.
01:26:49
You had sex with me.
01:26:51
I ain't done nothing.
01:26:52
That means you did something wrong with that. She's 18. Illegal.
01:26:54
She's retarded.
01:26:59
Yeah,
01:27:01
yeah, I've told that story,
01:27:03
but she's 18.
01:27:07
The virus. Who
01:27:09
went after a
01:27:10
particular woman who looked slightly retarded and not her
01:27:13
non retarded looking friend because he said it was, quote.
01:27:17
So to be clear, that's not okay.
01:27:20
I don't know.
01:27:23
I mean, that's, as far as I know, they want to be treated
01:27:26
like regular people. So.
01:27:30
I think, you know,
01:27:32
it'd be more insulting if you didn't
01:27:34
take advantage of them.
01:27:37
I mean, I'm sure they want to be fucked.
01:27:38
You just want to be also loved, right?
01:27:43
And just want to live.
01:27:45
I don't know, I mean, if you if those are those are my only two options.
01:27:50
Yeah, but I have both.
01:27:52
Can I have both?
01:27:53
Yeah, you can have both.
01:27:55
I'll, I'll take then I'll take both.
01:27:57
If I can't have both though, I think I'm going to take fucking
01:28:01
Because you know, I think love fades but fucking is in need.
01:28:04
I think I'm going to need forever.
01:28:09
It's a good point.
01:28:10
Although I could learn to love and I could learn to fuck.
01:28:12
So I guess either one.
01:28:15
You can learn to fuck off. How about that,
01:28:18
Gary?
01:28:18
Learn to fuck off.
01:28:21
Yeah, I am here.
01:28:25
I am,
01:28:28
yeah, they are very well,
01:28:30
I say no
01:28:34
blood.
01:28:35
I. Off.
01:28:43
Yeah, that makes sense.
01:28:46
That was a.
01:28:49
Well,
01:28:51
this is same freaking.
01:28:52
I was already.
01:28:55
She's typing.
01:28:57
She beats the shit out of him.
01:28:58
Dude, this is obviously Mrs. Gary and Gary.
01:29:01
Come on.
01:29:02
It's just, you know, obviously that's the.
01:29:05
That's how that works.
01:29:06
Is it is.
01:29:07
No, I mean, all be guessing.
01:29:09
So because the female is being the shit out of the male repeatedly
01:29:12
and then mocking him
01:29:14
with the tape, I guess.
01:29:18
Who are you kidding?
01:29:18
The fucking book is
01:29:21
because you take the pen keys like you keys.
01:29:27
Okay, well, that's not fair to you because that's not allowed diversity.
01:29:32
Oh, the equity book is.
01:29:35
That was like.
01:29:38
The equity pocket new book is.
01:29:42
I keep thinking of this comedians joke.
01:29:44
Who's talking about his daughters.
01:29:46
And they're on the playground
01:29:49
and this guy picks this child, picks up and chases his daughter with a stick.
01:29:52
And he was thinking, maybe I should have taught my daughter to fight with a stick,
01:29:55
because he's going to have to deal with people like this when they get older.
01:30:00
I'm thinking maybe I should have taught my kids to fight each other more.
01:30:03
My my girlfriends or my
01:30:07
my girlfriend, whatever.
01:30:09
She fights with the stick.
01:30:12
Hey, hey, hey.
01:30:14
So are we going to talk about South Park?
01:30:16
Did you see the new South Park? No spoilers.
01:30:17
No, no, I haven't watched the new episode.
01:30:19
I love the show, but I haven't watched an episode of it.
01:30:21
I don't know, like, oh, you got to watch.
01:30:23
You got to watch it and we'll talk about it next time I watch.
01:30:25
I picked up here and there, but I haven't really watched.
01:30:27
I haven't regularly watched anything in quite a while.
01:30:31
How about can we watch it and react to it on Rumble?
01:30:33
Is that too much?
01:30:34
Maybe it's not.
01:30:35
Yeah. No, I wouldn't mind. It's amazing.
01:30:37
I want to I want to pick up because just the way things are now, I know that
01:30:41
I can just backlog it and then like watch it back to back to back to back.
01:30:44
I can assure you that this episode has nothing to do with any other episode.
01:30:48
It stands on its own.
01:30:50
You don't have to have ever seen any South Park ever.
01:30:54
It didn't even
01:30:54
really make sense, but I don't want to spoil it.
01:30:57
I think you already spoiled it.
01:30:59
Let's not watch it any more.
01:31:02
No, I mean, it was hilarious.
01:31:03
It just didn't make sense. It doesn't have to make sense.
01:31:05
It's South Park, dude.
01:31:06
Makes Dallas is what it does.
01:31:09
So this is my mom's a genius and it shows some really cool things.
01:31:12
So my question is, dude, why does your mom have such fucking hairy arms?
01:31:16
And then it's a genius.
01:31:18
What?
01:31:26
Are you.
01:31:29
Start spreading the new.
01:31:34
Hold on.
01:31:35
What?
01:31:36
That's it.
01:31:36
That way. Right.
01:31:40
I like it there.
01:31:41
Yeah, it is a man. Hands.
01:31:42
But they are very girlish. Man hands.
01:31:45
Oh my God!
01:31:46
God! Spreading the new thing
01:31:50
and then.
01:31:51
And and it and and I'd rather just do this 100 times until I actually find it.
01:31:57
I feel I feel more accomplished when I do it though.
01:32:00
I don't know if it's a special skill I have, but you can.
01:32:02
I can usually get it in like 2 or 3.
01:32:04
You know, you always move it one way or the other.
01:32:06
You know which way to go. Yeah.
01:32:07
But you also got to make sure the hook is like slightly like angled
01:32:10
so you can like catch it, you know, might not have hooks,
01:32:13
might usually just have the little
01:32:14
oh you've got those sometimes I've got the little or a long. But then
01:32:18
I don't give you a Walmart
01:32:20
hook or hook that my pictures either have a wire across it.
01:32:24
The really old ones or the newer ones have little teeth.
01:32:28
Jagged do.
01:32:28
Which sucks too, because I'm like, why do you have five teeth?
01:32:31
So I hang it and then it goes, oh no, because I'm not.
01:32:33
You can actually do it.
01:32:34
It uses my best uses command strips for everything.
01:32:37
And so I kind of did that in here because last thing I wanted to do
01:32:41
knowing me is, it's put some on the wall, go there.
01:32:44
I kind of want to add some shit.
01:32:45
So let me move it around and like,
01:32:47
I don't want to make a bunch of holes in the walls.
01:32:49
And so, it doesn't it
01:32:52
doesn't leave.
01:32:53
Everything's holding.
01:32:54
Doesn't leave a spot.
01:32:55
Oh, you haven't taken it down yet?
01:32:57
No, it's the command strips say, like they're this weird.
01:32:59
Kind of like I'm familiar, right?
01:33:02
Yeah. They're. I know they're going to leave.
01:33:04
They're going to leave.
01:33:05
I mean, so is your picture,
01:33:07
and let's. Sure.
01:33:08
It's just fucking day.
01:33:10
No, I'm just saying.
01:33:11
Yeah, whatever.
01:33:12
I'm just saying, when it comes to making holes all over
01:33:14
and moving shit around, what's another hole, dude?
01:33:16
A little toothpaste, a little fucking spackle.
01:33:18
You then gray paint. Yeah, it's fucking annoying.
01:33:20
I just painted this bitch.
01:33:22
That's like, like six months would be. Yeah,
01:33:25
that's a great thing about having your own house.
01:33:26
You can be just as smart or just as stupid as you want to be. Anyway.
01:33:32
Gray paint, though.
01:33:33
That's. That's my apartment.
01:33:34
I like shit, I can tell they made another hole and then made another hole.
01:33:39
And then I had to, like, move it over a quarter inch.
01:33:41
But then.
01:33:42
Then I had to move it up a little bit because I wanted to, you know,
01:33:45
make a new hole area or if I needed to offset stuff.
01:33:48
And I had other holes there.
01:33:49
And to make sure that I covered up the previous holes with the the picture
01:33:53
I'm hanging, blah, blah blah, who gives you.
01:33:57
That's how did you hear about that?
01:33:58
So, do you,
01:34:01
do you ever have you ever skied snowboarding?
01:34:05
So I have to say, which
01:34:08
no more to help
01:34:11
you. My last time.
01:34:12
My last time I went skiing, too.
01:34:14
It was definitely on a snowboarders hill, which is very, very
01:34:19
antiquated.
01:34:20
You ever go up?
01:34:21
Vestige skiing is a vestige of snowboarding.
01:34:24
You ever go up, up north Michigan?
01:34:27
I go down and I'll go up Boyne Mountain.
01:34:31
I like to ski in Florida, Georgia Highlands.
01:34:36
Okay.
01:34:37
When we're talking, we're not talking water skiing.
01:34:39
No, I'm just saying, like I the Traverse City area.
01:34:42
Have you ever. And have you been there?
01:34:44
Are we going to talk about that Walmart.
01:34:47
Have you know, Walmart in Traverse City.
01:34:49
So see if.
01:34:54
The it's going to be go ahead
01:34:56
I'll let you misreported first and then I'll correct it.
01:34:58
That sounds the most fun. Yeah, sure. Hello.
01:35:01
Suspect in the mass stabbing at the Walmart in Traverse City
01:35:05
appears before a judge.
01:35:06
Bradford. Jillian. Hey, it's her again, man.
01:35:08
She's out of everywhere.
01:35:08
Counts of assault with intent to murder. I'm everywhere.
01:35:11
The fox is Amy Lange. She joins us now with the latest. Amy.
01:35:14
Well, Rupert here in the suspect is known to have a history
01:35:17
of mental illness and substance abuse for many years.
01:35:21
In fact, two of those were right. One was not they?
01:35:24
We're searching for 42 year old Bradford Galli to get him off the streets
01:35:28
just the day before the stabbings.
01:35:30
Prosecutors say Gillies alleged crimes were caught on
01:35:33
security camera and he was armed with a knife late Saturday afternoon.
01:35:37
That's the knife
01:35:37
that's allegedly stabbed 11 people near the checkout at the Walmart.
01:35:41
Yeah, but that's why he stabbed 11 people and they were only injured.
01:35:44
Deputies arrested him.
01:35:45
The victim, 11 people age from 29.
01:35:48
He's a crazy man with mental issues.
01:35:50
He's not some targeted terrorists recover one or targeting terrorist.
01:35:55
As for terrorist targeting, say he is a danger to public safety.
01:35:58
The judge agreed.
01:35:59
But the defendant also had something to say.
01:36:04
The defendant does have
01:36:05
two prior assaultive convictions, as well as at least one,
01:36:09
if not more malicious destruction of property, convictions.
01:36:14
Additionally, he does unfortunately have a history of,
01:36:18
mental illness, including prior
01:36:20
involuntary hospitalizations.
01:36:24
It also has had no offense.
01:36:26
Clearly, this is one of the the most serious crimes,
01:36:32
that that someone can commit in the state of Michigan.
01:36:35
And it has a huge impact on public safety, certainly is one of the most heinous,
01:36:41
accusations from
01:36:45
an individual that's been before in this court.
01:36:47
And 30 some sounds worse.
01:36:49
And I lots of pausing to,
01:36:52
Yeah, I have a tobacco company, and you're selling cigarets
01:36:57
with fiberglass and chemicals that, just to kill off the population, you know.
01:37:03
And what did he say?
01:37:04
Anything.
01:37:05
If you're doing that, you know.
01:37:06
So. Okay, I get to stab you for right now.
01:37:10
Can we just pause?
01:37:12
We just passed my my 11 counts of attempted manslaughter.
01:37:16
I'd really like to get the tobacco companies on.
01:37:19
And,
01:37:21
on the phone right now.
01:37:22
And I'd like to voice my complaint.
01:37:25
Can we do that right now?
01:37:27
It seems like right now is a good time for me to tell you that.
01:37:29
And you guys are complicit with it.
01:37:30
So what about what do you what say you? What?
01:37:33
You know what you know?
01:37:35
This guy is not mentally handicapped.
01:37:37
He is fucking brilliant.
01:37:39
Because you know what he's doing right now.
01:37:41
He's doing health care. CEO.
01:37:44
They fooled me, Jerry.
01:37:47
He's like, if I fucking write a fucking,
01:37:49
cause and I say, no, no, that's why I stabbed all these people.
01:37:53
That I'll be a fucking hero.
01:37:54
Like health care CEO fucking murder guy.
01:38:00
I, he's a fucking diabolical of me.
01:38:03
And you're selling cigarets
01:38:05
with fiberglass and chemicals that I am just to kill off the population.
01:38:10
Okay, so first of all, sir,
01:38:11
I don't work at a convenience store or manufacturing plant, so.
01:38:15
Okay, so I can't really accuse me of anything.
01:38:19
If you're doing that is I the subject?
01:38:22
The judge muting him, setting his bond at $100,000 cash.
01:38:26
Well, you just said she would say there's some other shit going on, so I am not.
01:38:31
I'm not the stick be stabby.
01:38:33
You're looking for what he trying to do that really?
01:38:35
After trying to dick, he's asking come up for a second earlier.
01:38:39
Blade alive as of right now.
01:38:41
So go home.
01:38:42
It appears he will be behind bars and definitely back.
01:38:46
Well, yeah.
01:38:48
He just stabbed a bunch of people.
01:38:50
I'd like to think that if he.
01:38:52
If he got busted in Chicago, he wouldn't.
01:38:54
He would be out of jail already because they got rid of cash bond.
01:38:58
Why can't I add one?
01:38:59
I have the full I have the full nine minute interrogation.
01:39:02
But if that's the highlight of it, we don't need it.
01:39:03
If I don't even glance, it won't.
01:39:05
Look, you know, I'm not.
01:39:07
Here's the info.
01:39:08
So I had to say I have another video of it too.
01:39:10
I think mine's a little bit different. Guy with yours.
01:39:12
Oh yeah.
01:39:15
Well, I
01:39:17
won't. So what's my like?
01:39:18
What is it anyway?
01:39:21
Oh, word is if a gun as if I was Adam.
01:39:24
Yeah. No, it's the knife. It's the knife wielding dude.
01:39:27
This is the. No, the black guy. There's a black guy.
01:39:29
I think he's. Yeah, he's got a knife.
01:39:30
Weirdly holding it sideways, even though, I mean, he's always been with a knife.
01:39:35
Knife? He brought a knife to a knife fight.
01:39:37
58% of people. Smart.
01:39:39
You'll carry in Traverse City.
01:39:40
Anybody who's thinking about, breaking into anybody's house or.
01:39:44
Yeah,
01:39:45
any of these people here.
01:39:46
But honestly, if you were one of these people,
01:39:48
I mean, would you
01:39:50
would you love this opportunity to or would you hate it
01:39:53
knowing that you had to do it, knowing that you still had to, like you
01:39:56
still have to justify in court
01:40:00
that you were justified in shooting
01:40:02
the person you know, he got arrested.
01:40:05
This marine is ex marine that we're looking at right here holding the gun.
01:40:08
Yeah. That's right.
01:40:09
You got arrested also. Yeah.
01:40:12
Yeah. Was you shoot. No.
01:40:15
But he sure had every fucking right to be.
01:40:18
That's a good move to do.
01:40:18
So both things was bad right now.
01:40:22
You know cops go.
01:40:25
Oh, no.
01:40:25
He's got a gun. He's just a motherfucker.
01:40:28
He's like a motherfucker.
01:40:30
The world is so messed up, dude.
01:40:32
He didn't feel threatened by this guy.
01:40:34
He just kept saying, call police.
01:40:36
Call the police.
01:40:37
I like this man. My man here is using a car.
01:40:39
He's like, as long as there's a car between me and everybody, we're good.
01:40:42
No, he just was in the middle of shopping and he got distracted.
01:40:45
And he forgot that he's holding this cart.
01:40:47
He's going to take it back in the store.
01:40:49
Dude, you he's he's thinking I need something.
01:40:53
And it's.
01:40:54
I hate to say it, but by the look of his pants, that looks better.
01:40:56
Probably me at that Costco. And I'm like,
01:40:59
if I don't have a weapon, dude.
01:41:01
And the only thing is a cart, I'm going to,
01:41:02
I'm going to use it to the best of its ability and put it.
01:41:05
Oh, and honestly, it's probably
01:41:06
they referred to help, you know, a man with a gun too, because,
01:41:10
but at the same time he's staring at man with gun going, oh, my God,
01:41:12
this shit's gotten serious.
01:41:14
This guy's going, get all the freaking grace and patience in the world, because,
01:41:19
I mean, obviously the guy's walking away,
01:41:21
so that's kind of hard to justify if somebody is walking away to shoot them.
01:41:25
But he has a knife.
01:41:26
He's already stabbed 11 people.
01:41:27
He's possibly about to stab the 12, which is you, right?
01:41:31
If you shopping cart, if it's me, I say put the knife down.
01:41:35
I actually I say please put the knife down.
01:41:38
Put the knife down.
01:41:38
Now put the knife down or I'll shoot. Boom!
01:41:41
That's pretty much it.
01:41:42
Like you don't kill shot or maim.
01:41:45
If there's, you know, try to skillfully shoot the knife.
01:41:48
There was a point. That was. It is.
01:41:51
I'll be surprised, miss, and shoot him in the heart
01:41:54
or the chair of the concrete and hit somebody.
01:41:56
See, that's another thing.
01:41:57
So they stray bullets flying around.
01:41:59
You got to this, this uneasiness to be disturbed at all.
01:42:04
Everybody's pretty smart.
01:42:05
They don't stand behind him.
01:42:06
They're calling him.
01:42:07
But I always got to do is run toward the, you know, run away.
01:42:09
But because nobody's on this woman
01:42:11
looking at all, she's just like she didn't even realize anything's going on.
01:42:14
They're just.
01:42:15
Oh, dear. Just another day in Traverse City.
01:42:20
George is
01:42:21
like, say, Dave, get me the fuck out of here.
01:42:25
That's Dave dude.
01:42:26
Oh, my God, that's Dave.
01:42:31
That's Dave.
01:42:33
Dave Dave wife.
01:42:33
Oh my God, that that's that does kind of look like the voice, right?
01:42:37
The voice comes out of her.
01:42:41
It sounds oh my God.
01:42:42
Dang.
01:42:43
That was you know, the guy.
01:42:46
This guy, the purple shirt comes over with the camera
01:42:50
and gets in the way with the other camera.
01:42:51
I want to see his footage.
01:42:53
Well, I0101 wait, wait a minute.
01:42:59
Hold on, purple shirt guy.
01:43:01
You're not the one with the gun now. One.
01:43:02
You're also you're standing now look, look at look at the.
01:43:06
This is the barrel. The gun right here.
01:43:08
He's the one yelling throw it away.
01:43:10
Throw it away.
01:43:11
Yeah. He's in the range of the night.
01:43:13
Yeah, but you know what I think homeless stabby guy I think at this point, like,
01:43:17
if you were in his position, I don't think I would throw the knife away
01:43:20
either, because I knew the second I let that knife left my hand,
01:43:23
I'm getting my ass whooped by like, six dudes, you know what I mean?
01:43:27
I might just hold it until the police come, you know what I mean?
01:43:31
Yeah.
01:43:32
Why is this guy barefoot?
01:43:36
I don't know, he ran so fast, his shoes flew off.
01:43:39
Hey. Yeah. Got.
01:43:41
Oh, you might have thongs.
01:43:42
No, no, no, he's definitely barefoot.
01:43:44
Don't run over his foot cart guy who's gonna have his foot over.
01:43:47
Drop it.
01:43:48
Somebody goes, hey, he hasn't dropped it.
01:43:51
I like the, like, the deep voice.
01:43:52
He sounds like my dog when he's my dog.
01:43:54
Trying to do, like, scary.
01:43:56
Like, normally her playful bark is.
01:43:58
And then when she's got her mean bargains, like
01:44:00
drove to North Georgia
01:44:04
over. Hey. Yeah.
01:44:05
You got one.
01:44:08
Hey, he hasn't dropped it.
01:44:09
That's my favorite guy.
01:44:10
Whoever comes in and says he's waiting for the guy to
01:44:13
go, shit, buddy.
01:44:15
Yeah, that was a guy.
01:44:18
Hey. Yeah.
01:44:18
Good.
01:44:20
So you're saying he's, like, in full horror mode?
01:44:23
He's trying so hard.
01:44:24
I have a deeper than he really does.
01:44:26
That's barefoot.
01:44:28
He's giving him.
01:44:29
He's like, cut my arm. He's giving dude
01:44:33
barefoot, pointing.
01:44:34
Try to have a deeper voice.
01:44:35
Guy, if anything, anything.
01:44:38
This is the guy I'm going to grab as a hostage.
01:44:40
If I have knife guy,
01:44:42
I mean, you can just step on his toes if I, right?
01:44:45
Yeah.
01:44:46
Cart guy going to run his feet over on this one.
01:44:49
That's a victim right there. This poor dude look at.
01:44:52
That's what I was wondering why they were a poor old person.
01:44:55
Dude. Why? I'm in a heat.
01:44:57
You assume he's old?
01:44:58
The sheriff came on and reported that every person in there is not connected.
01:45:02
There's no rhyme or reason.
01:45:04
It was just a random crazy.
01:45:05
Yeah, they are connected. They were shopping at Walmart.
01:45:08
I mean, they were shopping at Walmart and they all got stabbed,
01:45:10
but it wasn't like they were all black or white.
01:45:13
He didn't say Allah Akbar was nothing.
01:45:15
It just some crazy homeless person that.
01:45:17
But they're labeling it as a terrorist attack.
01:45:19
He was going after the tobacco companies.
01:45:21
He wanted to spread awareness about big Tobacco.
01:45:23
Did you not hear what he.
01:45:24
And I think that that may have been an ingenuous.
01:45:28
After his appointment, I came all the way out here without my shoes on.
01:45:32
You better throw that knife down.
01:45:35
He's got a lot of courage standing next to Mister
01:45:37
Marine with a fucking with shoes and a guy's feet.
01:45:40
Turn sideways.
01:45:41
Or does he.
01:45:42
Does he just have really short feet?
01:45:44
Oh, shoot. The whole thing's eye on the fucking.
01:45:46
The feet. Seriously? Yeah.
01:45:50
Oh, now they were just.
01:45:51
Oh, no, they just got bigger. Slightly bigger.
01:45:53
They're still pretty small for the minute.
01:45:55
So is that M&M?
01:46:00
I don't know, it could be.
01:46:02
We saw him again.
01:46:02
We saw this him I saw him.
01:46:05
Looked sort of like that in a shitty movie I saw recently.
01:46:08
All I can hear is Gary in his bed complaining about all the cargo pants.
01:46:11
All the shorts. It.
01:46:12
Why is everybody wearing shorts?
01:46:15
Because it's, outside
01:46:17
Traverse City, 90 degrees, 99 degrees, actually traveling.
01:46:21
It's probably a
01:46:22
little cooler up there, but not much.
01:46:25
Dude, I don't you know what?
01:46:26
I don't know what.
01:46:27
It'd be hard to drop the knife, but it also be hard not to drop the knife
01:46:30
on him.
01:46:31
They all just got gotten carts and just started smashing them with carts,
01:46:35
because obviously that's a good, you know, you can box him in.
01:46:38
You could just. Basham.
01:46:39
You'd fall down. It'd be done.
01:46:41
Everyone should have been like cart guy.
01:46:45
Car guy had the right idea.
01:46:47
I yeah. Me too.
01:46:48
Just bumper cars with this dude with a cart.
01:46:50
He wouldn't be you wouldn't, you know, wouldn't hurt him, you know, too bad.
01:46:54
But you'd be able to, you know, not reach.
01:46:56
He could not reach the Navy.
01:46:57
Navy too. You. Yeah.
01:46:59
Although he could run around if you tried to come around.
01:47:01
You somebody else of the cart come in and you know,
01:47:03
you know, I mean, like, if you had enough cart care, guys.
01:47:06
Yeah, but still, he's on drugs.
01:47:08
What if he jumps up on one of the cars and
01:47:11
he's like,
01:47:12
as soon as as soon as this fucking gets dispersed,
01:47:15
I'm going back in with this car because I got to do some shopping.
01:47:18
I got to criticize my man.
01:47:20
Sideways gun holding.
01:47:21
Is he like in a gang or something? He's literally.
01:47:24
Oh, that's just how anyone would hold it.
01:47:26
Who, grew up watching movies and video
01:47:29
games and, like, rap culture and never actually aimed a gun.
01:47:32
I'm surprised he's holding a two handed, to be honest.
01:47:35
So. All right, so just this is carry out.
01:47:38
If you've ever fired a gun, any at a human body target.
01:47:41
No. Never to target other than to, say if anybody be a target
01:47:45
even in video game, whatever it about is a long ways and there's recoil.
01:47:49
So if you did this,
01:47:50
you're going to go to and shoot across and have a less likely your chance
01:47:54
if you're going to be able to like is your strong.
01:47:56
So you're gonna be like, yeah, but you know how much harder
01:47:58
it would be to hold your recoil at a nice sway than it is?
01:48:02
At least this way you're going to shoot from the haze.
01:48:06
Yeah, he's seen too many movies.
01:48:07
There would be a reason why.
01:48:08
Maybe you would
01:48:09
want to spread bullets out sideways if you were making it
01:48:12
to the enemy points, or.
01:48:13
I'm pretty sure it's contributing to why.
01:48:15
Why my man's not taking him seriously and dropping the knife, right?
01:48:19
Like so when it comes up, it's like
01:48:21
you might laugh a little bit.
01:48:23
Bit if if the gun was this way,
01:48:25
then it's not even a gun.
01:48:26
Maybe it's just like a flashlight
01:48:27
and he's holding it and he's trying to cover a shit.
01:48:29
Dude, you're right. It's his phone.
01:48:32
So I can phone.
01:48:33
I can see it shining.
01:48:35
It shuts all glare down there.
01:48:36
He's trying to, like, cover some of it up.
01:48:38
No, no, no. The gun I was nope, nope.
01:48:42
You're right. It's his phone. Yeah.
01:48:44
Oh come on, I want to see my other video cut out.
01:48:47
Was he, It looks
01:48:50
well, let's go to let's go to mine here.
01:48:52
See if this reveals any more.
01:48:54
I didn't pretty much
01:48:56
pre watch predetermine that.
01:48:58
I do know everything was going someone.
01:49:00
No it's what you have I think.
01:49:03
Yeah.
01:49:05
This piece of shit
01:49:07
it's muted of Aston Mark screaming his name.
01:49:11
Listen no that's the guy. That's the ships.
01:49:13
Look at the sheriff's statement.
01:49:14
He's like it was completely random Bradford.
01:49:17
And the news comes out and says we don't know anything.
01:49:20
Michigan was arrested and transported to Grand Traverse County Jail,
01:49:23
and here we got here again. We know his name.
01:49:25
We know everything about the motherfucker, but nothing about that.
01:49:27
They're going to say transported a Grand Traverse Hotel.
01:49:30
That's very nice hotel, but apparently they have a Grand Traverse Prison.
01:49:33
Do I wonder if it's just as nice?
01:49:35
I think they have a Grand Traverse brewery also.
01:49:38
Oh, well, that.
01:49:42
Well, that's all I got him.
01:49:44
And that son of a bitch. That's some bitch.
01:49:46
Yeah.
01:49:47
I think we glorify the, the people.
01:49:50
The crazy people more than the.
01:49:53
I want to know that Marine's name, but we don't
01:49:56
I don't know, it doesn't matter.
01:49:57
They're still capable of doing this, so it doesn't matter if they're crazy or not.
01:50:01
Crazy or retarded or not retarded.
01:50:03
It's actually even worse.
01:50:04
It's even worse because they're that much more unpredictable.
01:50:12
It's different.
01:50:13
I don't know if it's worse.
01:50:14
An extra element that makes it even scarier because they don't.
01:50:17
They don't know that it's wrong. Potentially.
01:50:19
Like we talked about on the show once, though, if you're not at the helm
01:50:21
and you can't control, like, what if what if there was some type of,
01:50:25
tumor in your brain that made somebody completely psychotic,
01:50:29
homicidal maniac? But then the tumor's gone
01:50:32
and they're like, I don't remember that time in my life.
01:50:34
Is it really their fault?
01:50:36
I think it might be different.
01:50:37
It's still very unfortunate for society, and we kind of do have to treat them
01:50:40
the same and lock them up for obvious reasons,
01:50:42
because we can't let a dangerous person out in society like that.
01:50:46
But I think
01:50:47
one who's of else is just like, I'm going to make as much mayhem
01:50:51
and chaos and hurt as many people as I can is different than somebody who's like,
01:50:56
I'm a mutant, taken over
01:50:58
by some type of, fungus or cyborg.
01:51:01
I don't know, I don't know where I'm going with that, but
01:51:04
I think intention matters.
01:51:05
And if you're doing it yourself or not, it matters.
01:51:08
I don't think I can play ching chong boxing and, Oh, wait, I can.
01:51:13
He just called it something really inappropriate.
01:51:15
It's the same cute kids.
01:51:19
Putting thing is boot boot
01:51:23
exhibiting the.
01:51:26
You kiss, they give you credit.
01:51:33
So the thing
01:51:33
is, too, though, she's probably, like, two years older than him.
01:51:36
I would assume.
01:51:38
Yeah, but she's a girl,
01:51:41
right? But look at the height right there.
01:51:43
That's that's sums it up right there.
01:51:45
I'm surprised that we're both allowed to live, don't they? No.
01:51:48
They changed. Get rid of.
01:51:50
Oh, they realized that they could convince America
01:51:53
to do stupid things and only, you know, like Idiocracy.
01:51:56
Only let the stupid people procreate.
01:51:58
And smart people are too reasonable and smart to ever have a good time
01:52:02
when they're, you know, like.
01:52:05
They won't plan babies, so they'll never have babies.
01:52:07
And then we'll just eventually.
01:52:09
Did you know that there was 80 million
01:52:10
in the in my generation, 40 million in your generation
01:52:14
and 20 million in the next generation that they just cut off. Now.
01:52:20
So that's half it.
01:52:21
Like there's no more in this next generation.
01:52:24
I think it's the next.
01:52:24
People that are being born starting next year will be called something else.
01:52:29
Oh, I don't really care.
01:52:30
Yeah, I don't care. It's kind of hard to distinguish.
01:52:32
Yeah.
01:52:33
You point where everything changes.
01:52:35
But for that distinct distinction
01:52:38
the US
01:52:39
population is declining literally half and and half and half.
01:52:43
We've been told, oh God, we're overpopulated.
01:52:46
We're running out of space.
01:52:47
When in reality we are going from 80 to 40 to 20.
01:52:53
That's that's a huge drop.
01:52:57
Huge drop, huge drop.
01:53:08
We're not going to act like it's not sped up or anything.
01:53:10
It is really this awesome.
01:53:13
No, they're tiny is I mean they teach you to the computer young age.
01:53:17
You think their whole lives,
01:53:20
they can't get them.
01:53:22
You could think you
01:53:24
know. Yeah.
01:53:25
Yeah.
01:53:27
Great new
01:53:30
freaking big key.
01:53:31
This is great parenting too, because anytime anything happens, no,
01:53:35
save it for the ring.
01:53:36
And they're probably like, okay.
01:53:39
And then I mean she's obviously.
01:53:41
Yeah.
01:53:42
But then this year after year after year, this kid could become like,
01:53:45
no, grow up and probably be murderers themselves with all the CTE
01:53:48
they're getting right now.
01:53:51
I don't know if she has pink gloves on.
01:53:54
That should protect him.
01:53:56
Oh, yeah, they're soft right?
01:54:01
I why isn't that why
01:54:04
their cheeks are all swollen up?
01:54:13
Because he's felt that baby.
01:54:15
Oh, good. And that'll protect him from CTE.
01:54:17
This is a nice hit.
01:54:18
And he went down pretty good.
01:54:20
Yeah.
01:54:25
I can just watch that over and over and over again.
01:54:30
I'm not gonna.
01:54:30
But I could.
01:54:33
Well, speaking of kids.
01:54:36
Yeah.
01:54:37
You know, there's, you got announcement.
01:54:39
No, I just the hot Carl
01:54:42
across the name of, Gary's, vestigial tail.
01:54:46
Is it?
01:54:46
What does that mean?
01:54:48
Carl, I thought it was a sexual.
01:54:51
Is it like a dirty Sanchez?
01:54:53
Yeah.
01:54:55
It's when a child dies in a hot car.
01:54:58
Oh, man. It's been hottest shit, right?
01:54:59
92 degrees. Oh, no.
01:55:04
Oh, no.
01:55:04
No, I hope it's not around here, though, right?
01:55:06
Hopefully it's somebody.
01:55:07
No, it's, Yeah.
01:55:10
Hopefully it's somewhere warmer.
01:55:11
Difficult day. In terms of terrible stories
01:55:14
involving children, this story is also heartbreaking.
01:55:18
We have just confirmed a three year old boy found dead in a hot car, was in
01:55:23
custody and was in the care of a contract provider
01:55:27
company called Covenant Services when he was left in the car for hours.
01:55:32
But you got there. There
01:55:35
hours.
01:55:36
So they they took him like either he doesn't have parents or whatever
01:55:40
the parental situation was.
01:55:42
They took him away from that and put him in custody of a DHS worker
01:55:46
who's supposed to take care of.
01:55:51
But I mean, that's not funny, but I mean, I don't want to.
01:55:54
Yeah, it's what I say is going to be real shitty to every foster.
01:55:58
But if you don't have a blood vested interest
01:56:01
in something that you created it.
01:56:04
Your responsibility
01:56:05
may wane in the may slip through the crack and you may make a mistake.
01:56:09
Now there's a whole bunch of people that are.
01:56:10
I'm not saying it's not possible to love something that you didn't actually give
01:56:13
birth to. Obviously, you can,
01:56:16
but I give it that given.
01:56:18
I mean, is there any I I've never had children.
01:56:21
I don't know what it's like.
01:56:23
You know, three years old is there any responsibility on the child
01:56:27
for not knowing how to get out of the car?
01:56:31
Yeah. So,
01:56:34
I can't really work on it too much because when I do that,
01:56:36
I had an age when my kids were two and four, I.
01:56:40
I locked my wife and both of them in the car,
01:56:43
and it took me eight hours to get them out.
01:56:47
I almost day was a punishment.
01:56:49
What you do I make you a sandwich?
01:56:52
Well, mostly, you know, what it was is because I said I told her
01:56:55
to unlock the door and she's like, fuck you and make do what you tell me.
01:56:59
So I think she did it more than out of ignorance, you say,
01:57:04
Yeah.
01:57:04
It's.
01:57:06
And I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
01:57:09
By the way, I don't take orders from women,
01:57:13
potentially due to, like, you know, negligence.
01:57:15
So let's put it in the care of this worker who isn't going to take care of it
01:57:19
due to negligence.
01:57:20
Like it would have been better to not not have not to displace that child.
01:57:24
What kind of lawsuit is that?
01:57:25
You know.
01:57:28
What do you know about it?
01:57:29
He's now investigating Kataria sparks investigating death.
01:57:33
You serious
01:57:34
person has been on top of this story from the very beginning with his family.
01:57:37
This morning, as they were learning all of this news and live at five
01:57:40
with the ever a WNBA player.
01:57:44
Yeah, Jonathan and Sarah.
01:57:45
We can hardly imagine their family and the foster family.
01:57:48
Little sparks your now sparks.
01:57:51
Usually she's very pretty,
01:57:52
but all of a sudden she started talking like they are heartbroken
01:57:55
and they don't understand, you know, something like Jenny from the Black.
01:57:58
No. What's your name? Morning. He didn't know. Tuesday morning.
01:58:01
What is Puerto Rican?
01:58:03
He see his son alive?
01:58:04
Guitarist sparks seeing ways
01:58:07
in the state.
01:58:08
His dad telling me this man, he played it again I think I missed.
01:58:10
That would be the last time he.
01:58:13
She's usually visits with his dad every Tuesday.
01:58:15
And now these are your sparks, junior.
01:58:18
Now sparks usually visits with his dad every Tuesday.
01:58:21
And now these families tell me they this is. Well, is that every Tuesday?
01:58:24
That's it.
01:58:25
He only sees his dad once a week and only on Tuesday.
01:58:28
What's wrong with what's the what's what's the DHS worker situation then
01:58:32
he got a signed child and they don't understand
01:58:35
why he went to go see a movie and left the child in the car.
01:58:37
Me? This morning,
01:58:38
he didn't know Tuesday morning would be the last time he'd see his.
01:58:42
That gets you sparks seeing your has visitation with this sign.
01:58:46
Like I mentioned every Tuesday at the Da location in Bessemer.
01:58:49
Now they usually wrap up around 1130.
01:58:52
He says. That is when someone with covenant
01:58:55
services are provided to the bar contracts with.
01:58:58
He usually gives his son to that person at the air location for him to be.
01:59:02
The fuck is going on with this situation with this kid?
01:59:05
Why is he being passed around so much?
01:59:07
He usually takes my kid wasn't there that day, so I came to some other dude.
01:59:12
Are they rich?
01:59:13
And they just got some kind of kid service where they just. Yeah, take it there.
01:59:15
I'm going to meet it here for a little bit,
01:59:17
and then they show for it to this other area,
01:59:18
and then they drop it off at like wherever. The one thing.
01:59:20
Oh my, oh Rushmore where they are not ranked
01:59:24
one through four, it is just, oh they're all for.
01:59:27
So my, Mount Rushmore
01:59:29
for Taqueria Sparks is the CPS.
01:59:33
It would be Tyrone.
01:59:35
DeShawn
01:59:38
Steve.
01:59:40
And who has, who who's the person with the had him.
01:59:44
But if one of those four people aren't there then.
01:59:48
I'm not going to say the last one sure is.
01:59:50
It's really racist. I'm just going to.
01:59:52
We were taken back to daycare, but yesterday,
01:59:56
sadly, that did not happen when mom arrived at daycare.
02:00:00
Hey that's her.
02:00:01
That's the news. Personnel there. That's her again?
02:00:04
Yeah. The jacket.
02:00:05
What she's wearing.
02:00:06
Coroner's office. Not found out he was.
02:00:08
Wow. What kind of
02:00:10
pine tree?
02:00:11
Drive in pine tree
02:00:14
right now.
02:00:14
A pine tree in pine tree?
02:00:16
No. I have to know where the fuck this is.
02:00:18
Dude, these people, there's lead in the paint.
02:00:20
Everyone knows now there's left
02:00:22
there. It's Flint. This is Flint, right?
02:00:24
This is Flint.
02:00:25
If they've been drinking, fucking like.
02:00:31
Maybe you know where we live at First Street.
02:00:33
And what end up on Avenue.
02:00:37
Dude, why is that?
02:00:37
Say, pine tree in Birmingham, Alabama?
02:00:40
Alabama
02:00:43
explains everything mama says.
02:00:47
My dad, I'm
02:00:49
gonna go 30, sadly, until finally, she's his family.
02:00:53
His mama says the alligators know how angry because it's know.
02:00:58
Sadly, we can't even express our fear right now.
02:01:00
So what did he say?
02:01:02
They crying.
02:01:03
He saying, what do you see when we leave?
02:01:05
And like, they really hurt me.
02:01:06
Like he said, is every time I see him on TV, the dead
02:01:09
I want to go to said, don't lose your jaw.
02:01:12
Can you trade?
02:01:12
Say what I eat?
02:01:14
Your thing, he said, is every time I see him on TV, the dead
02:01:18
I wanted to go I that don't lose.
02:01:20
You'll be with me soon, went to the theme park so he had a black chick.
02:01:25
He likes to see homeless nature.
02:01:27
This is his kid.
02:01:28
Looks nothing like him. Got back Friday?
02:01:31
No. Do they go to, like, It's not my kids?
02:01:34
No. My kid. I want to dance.
02:01:35
And everybody thinks he's saying, yeah, I'll take care of the kid
02:01:37
because they can't understand what he's saying.
02:01:39
It's a little talk.
02:01:41
Family say they cannot believe their beloved.
02:01:44
Can't wait to hear what she's going to say.
02:01:45
Except for our response.
02:01:48
They tell me again that the child was with a contract provider when this incident.
02:01:52
She's chewing gum. She's chewing gum right now.
02:01:55
She need services in the park.
02:01:57
Yeah, she's got a set on her teeth.
02:01:59
So I will continue to work for updates and continue
02:02:02
to bring you those on TV and on our WBrC news app.
02:02:06
Your reporter live tonight in Homewood, I'm Bria Chatman,
02:02:09
WBrC six news on your side B she's on the
02:02:15
sadly she la
02:02:18
he spilled fucking coffee on a shirt.
02:02:20
I want to know and know we won't hear the end of that one.
02:02:24
Covenant Services,
02:02:27
third party contracted worker through the Department of Human Resources.
02:02:31
So, like the parents are responsible
02:02:34
enough to take the kid, so they give it to give it to DHS.
02:02:37
And DHS doesn't have enough resources to take care of it.
02:02:40
So they contracted through Covet and Services and Covet and Services
02:02:43
doesn't have enough attentive employees to where the kid dies in a hot car.
02:02:48
Do you ever make, copies of music with, like, a tape?
02:02:52
Not over, not digital, but record it over the air and like, push play and record it
02:02:56
and then make a recording of that and then make another recording of that.
02:03:00
By the time you get to, like the third or fourth recording,
02:03:02
it loses all its quality. Yeah. You can't
02:03:06
you can't
02:03:07
offset responsibility to the fourth power.
02:03:11
Okay.
02:03:12
So we actually have the quote. Right.
02:03:14
So this is a quote of what he said earlier.
02:03:16
Words can't even express how I feel right now.
02:03:20
As soon as I leave my son the first thing he says is, daddy, I want to go with you.
02:03:24
He says that every time and it really hurt,
02:03:28
is what he said in that sentence back there.
02:03:33
Yeah, because he's never you're never with him.
02:03:35
Yeah, it really hurt.
02:03:36
So why don't you I don't know, you could remedy that by, being with the more
02:03:42
you try that first thing
02:03:46
more than to Tuesday
02:03:47
and Wednesday, Tuesday, Thursday,
02:03:50
then maybe Tuesday, Thursday, Friday,
02:03:53
maybe give up a Sunday, a whole Sunday.
02:03:56
Now we'll just send him through this DHS or shit.
02:04:01
You know, what are going to do?
02:04:05
All right then.
02:04:06
Look at I didn't realize we were looking at his crotch.
02:04:09
Oops.
02:04:10
Poor kid.
02:04:10
No, I mean.
02:04:13
All script aside,
02:04:15
breaking the third wall here, there's,
02:04:19
there's actually the character behind the character here.
02:04:22
It's very, very sad.
02:04:24
Yeah. And, actually, fuck that guy.
02:04:26
I'm kidding.
02:04:29
No, it's it sucks.
02:04:31
I don't have kids.
02:04:31
But if I had kid.
02:04:34
I wouldn't want that to happen.
02:04:36
So go make sandwiches.
02:04:41
I've got a sandwich.
02:04:45
The person is
02:04:48
Sagittarius.
02:04:49
And the third.
02:04:53
This is what that kid would sing every day.
02:04:54
And when his father left.
02:04:58
Darius CJ's first no,
02:05:02
I like that good name.
02:05:04
That's not even a joke. I like that
02:05:06
guitarist and sound too outrageous.
02:05:10
Complicated to
02:05:11
spell, but I was shocked to hear that news.
02:05:15
But then when you said it was an Alabama, I'm like, I'm like one. Oh.
02:05:19
Oh yeah.
02:05:23
And then they're calling the cops.
02:05:24
They're like, hey, we need help right now.
02:05:25
Where is it? At pine tree and pine tree.
02:05:27
And they're just, like, circling.
02:05:30
Yeah. Okay.
02:05:32
Whoa.
02:05:33
Oh, you think Gary sent others in, or was it?
02:05:37
I know this is Gary.
02:05:38
She's pissed.
02:05:40
I get the first one.
02:05:41
I was like, okay, but anything with me, I feel fighting is obviously for Gary.
02:05:47
He's projecting.
02:05:47
But no, the fact that it's the same thing over and over again,
02:05:51
it's not.
02:05:52
I know it's Gary now because we got it the first time.
02:05:57
He wants to,
02:06:02
Oh, hold on a second.
02:06:03
You can't do that.
02:06:04
I don't know a lot about boxing, but she just.
02:06:06
I can't rewind it below the belt.
02:06:07
Facebook.
02:06:08
No, she kicked him right in the ass barefoot.
02:06:10
Right? In the end, the funds twice.
02:06:13
He couldn't cut the mustard, but he's on.
02:06:19
She's taunting and mocking him now.
02:06:21
Like he puts.
02:06:22
Come on, let's go, let's go.
02:06:25
She puts her arms up this high.
02:06:27
It's no blocking.
02:06:29
Yeah you love yeah.
02:06:31
You get it. Both kind of do that. Do.
02:06:33
Oh Jesus. Hugged him.
02:06:34
Yeah the reason for that she said stop your fucking little podcast.
02:06:38
It was in the air.
02:06:40
Or like, she, like, hugged him before she fucking broke the shit out of him
02:06:43
because, like, I got
02:06:44
this is how the cheap early shot to be.
02:06:47
Let's see. There you go.
02:06:50
I got.
02:06:53
This fucking podcast.
02:06:56
It's perfect.
02:06:58
Yeah.
02:06:58
Like I.
02:07:01
Really? Yeah.
02:07:02
You're right.
02:07:03
Podcast is perfect for crazy.
02:07:07
So, I think your wife wrote into the show.
02:07:13
I don't think so.
02:07:17
He. Dear Amy,
02:07:20
my husband of 20 years smokes pot every day, and I hate it.
02:07:25
I've always hated the idea of smoking anything cigarets or pot
02:07:28
lately,
02:07:31
his power use
02:07:32
has ramped up, and now the house smells like we could.
02:07:35
We definitely have, like, my.
02:07:41
Look inside our house.
02:07:43
He says I'm hung up on the stigma of it.
02:07:45
Maybe so, but he's always known I'm not okay with this,
02:07:48
so I for a long time, he hid his power use from me and was not doing it at home.
02:07:54
But now he works from home because of the pandemic
02:07:57
and I'm so bombarded with it.
02:08:00
We have children and I don't want them to be okay with the idea of daily
02:08:04
drug use.
02:08:05
Am I overreacting and being judgmental?
02:08:08
I don't think so.
02:08:09
What do you think?
02:08:10
Signed.
02:08:10
Smoked out.
02:08:14
They're married.
02:08:14
I missed the beginning.
02:08:16
Yeah, 20, 20.
02:08:19
They're married 20 years, so their kids are 20 years old.
02:08:26
I don't know.
02:08:26
My parents just actually just celebrated, their 50th wedding anniversary.
02:08:30
At a party shindig.
02:08:32
That's why my hair got cut.
02:08:34
Nice. 45.
02:08:35
Made up 45 years, I hear 50, 50 years together, but 45 have.
02:08:40
I'm not 50 years old,
02:08:43
but I know. See, brothers.
02:08:44
Now hold on.
02:08:46
Can you, can you can you calling it one five.
02:08:48
Eight. Six three ranch three if your drawers.
02:08:50
Parents because how do you get your wife to have after.
02:08:55
I've only I would have been to get my wife to have sex on the wedding night.
02:08:58
I had both my kids on the wedding night.
02:09:02
Well, actually.
02:09:03
Yeah.
02:09:03
So, fucked her that heard.
02:09:05
Here's what my my honest advice is.
02:09:07
You separate semen.
02:09:09
Did did did he start smoking weed after you got married?
02:09:12
Because if he did, then it might be a problem.
02:09:14
You might have some say so, but.
02:09:17
Well, she said that he hid it from her
02:09:20
closet. Yeah. I don't, don't hide.
02:09:23
And if it's over lately, it's ramped up and,
02:09:30
he's always known he's she's not okay with it.
02:09:33
He. For a long time, he hid it from him.
02:09:37
And he was not doing at home.
02:09:39
But since he started working from home, he's just like, fuck it, I'm smoking.
02:09:43
There's definitely something to finding a weirdo that has a partner,
02:09:47
you know, like my my partner smokes, so I don't have a problem with that partner.
02:09:52
What are you trying to say?
02:09:53
My significant other. My wife.
02:09:55
I don't want to. Colorado. Exactly.
02:09:56
And show. So I was trying to be okay. Sorry, sorry.
02:09:58
I, jerk.
02:10:00
Okay, so in
02:10:01
2025, when you hear the word partner, you automatically think gay partner.
02:10:06
Yeah, because that's the only association I have with that.
02:10:09
It's so weird.
02:10:10
My girlfriend says that her, think
02:10:11
time to like her sister and her one brother in law.
02:10:15
They call each other their partner.
02:10:17
And like, when I first heard that, I'm like, oh, she's gay.
02:10:19
And then she goes, no, they just call each other.
02:10:21
I'm like, that's fucking weird, because when I grew up, part time
02:10:24
cop shows the part where you're right.
02:10:27
Yeah, either you're you're gay or you're a cop.
02:10:30
Well, something else makes a wife smoke, so it's not a problem to me.
02:10:33
Maybe that that was your problem
02:10:35
when you married somebody that wasn't going to accept you for who you are.
02:10:38
Yeah, I don't know.
02:10:39
Fuck your wife.
02:10:40
I would say, to I.
02:10:41
And I don't take no orders from the woman. By the way.
02:10:45
So I will do it.
02:10:46
But you won't do it often. Really, at all.
02:10:48
But the kids better.
02:10:50
You could call me and tells me I can smoke inside more
02:10:53
and I'm just like, no, I'll just do it in the garage.
02:10:55
I don't want the whole house smell like you're all the time.
02:10:57
I saw that when my kids were little.
02:10:59
I didn't want them, you know, inadvertently inhaling marijuana fumes.
02:11:03
So I would go outside.
02:11:06
I mean, it's it's pretty well the exception to this podcast.
02:11:08
I really don't ever smoke in my office.
02:11:11
Now, granted, I have vape pens and shit, so it is funny.
02:11:14
When my daughter came home for college
02:11:16
during one of these podcasts, she came down and was like, dad,
02:11:22
oh, she's like someone smoking weed in the house.
02:11:24
No, no, she knew it's me.
02:11:25
She's like the smell it all the way outside.
02:11:28
Maybe you should.
02:11:30
And I was like, oh, you got me right after we did like three,
02:11:32
we did three higher segments like boom, boom, boom.
02:11:35
And it was I try to make it cloudy in here,
02:11:38
like I'm doing a video.
02:11:39
You'd expect her to come down, down
02:11:40
and go, God damn, dad, that that's some good ass shit.
02:11:44
All these. I'm smart.
02:11:46
So I have adult kids.
02:11:47
I have hang it.
02:11:50
I'm going to.
02:11:50
I'm going to out myself right now.
02:11:52
I keep this, okay?
02:11:54
No, no, I keep this outside.
02:11:56
Like,
02:11:57
this is what I call go ahead and take some weed
02:11:59
because I don't want I'm taking my good shit.
02:12:01
So like, if anybody is going to say is
02:12:04
everybody has a where I need to provide for others, I'm like,
02:12:07
okay, let me it's still really good, but I buy it.
02:12:10
And the one I like slightly more, I kind of go, okay, that one's for.
02:12:15
Yeah.
02:12:15
This is and because it's in a fine jar like that and it's visible
02:12:19
that people always go right to it,
02:12:22
it's interesting.
02:12:23
Please don't steal my weight for my family,
02:12:26
it's just we take your own weed.
02:12:29
You need some, take some.
02:12:31
Yeah, they take that.
02:12:33
They always take a penny.
02:12:34
They never leave a penny, you know?
02:12:36
Notice that?
02:12:39
Is taking Penny leaving anyway?
02:12:42
Yeah.
02:12:42
So that's definitely my advice to use fucking smoke all the weed you want.
02:12:45
But if the age of your kids definitely matters, if you have young kids,
02:12:49
think about them. She has every right to be mad.
02:12:51
If you're like, hey, little Jenny sure is napping a lot lately.
02:12:56
Like, really?
02:12:58
Jenny, wake up. She's all
02:13:03
the kids are, well, more behaved, though, when they're stoned.
02:13:05
If you like, put a little whiskey in their bottle.
02:13:07
They will, like, nap all day long.
02:13:13
They're supposed to find the more
02:13:14
you know thing right there.
02:13:21
So go back to the topic
02:13:25
I'm going to I'm trying to find that area that I didn't realize
02:13:28
there was an echo here,
02:13:30
trying to go to the area after the echo.
02:13:32
I don't hear an echo.
02:13:35
Know.
02:13:35
So a small amount of something that still exists even after it's gone.
02:13:39
Look at this double.
02:13:41
I believe this is a double entendre.
02:13:43
Entendre?
02:13:47
I don't see anything.
02:13:49
You know what?
02:13:49
Whammo!
02:13:53
Wow, look at that fucking this pinball machine.
02:13:55
The arcade machine damned you.
02:13:57
That'd be awesome to play.
02:13:59
We can.
02:14:00
We could, you know.
02:14:01
Yeah, we could do all that.
02:14:04
But what we can't do is go back
02:14:07
5000 years in technology and do that.
02:14:09
We can.
02:14:11
But the going back, I think, is the difficult part of why can't we?
02:14:13
Well, all it take is, okay, how about this hypothetical?
02:14:17
I don't want to kill them all off, but how about all the engineers on Earth
02:14:20
get amnesia and can't remember their craft?
02:14:24
Every engineer can't remember how to do engineering.
02:14:26
We wouldn't have to start from scratch because we got the books
02:14:29
and the internet, and we could relearn.
02:14:33
Yeah, but how would you
02:14:34
fix the internet for broke engineers available?
02:14:38
You'd stumble upon us.
02:14:39
We can get to where we are now.
02:14:41
You look so young.
02:14:42
You mean just by chance again? You're saying writing.
02:14:44
I lost me a little bit on that. Right.
02:14:46
I thought you said you lost high technology society.
02:14:50
Oh, yeah. There's that go.
02:14:51
I was definitely.
02:14:52
I will tell you, they did it, with.
02:14:55
No, it was way worse earlier, but it's on the video.
02:14:58
I remember that episode.
02:14:59
We I couldn't figure it out.
02:15:02
I'm learning.
02:15:03
Can we steal certain
02:15:05
at the calendar?
02:15:07
And some iguanas are falling for trees in Florida.
02:15:09
Astrological things,
02:15:12
don't you?
02:15:13
Because a lot of people, they say.
02:15:14
And I want your reaction to this,
02:15:15
if you put a pi, a bunch of numbers and formulas to anything, eventually
02:15:18
you'll come up with some facets that make sense.
02:15:20
Oh goodness, that is.
02:15:22
Is it possible that it's just a coincidence? Yep.
02:15:24
Oh, absolutely.
02:15:25
Yeah. See?
02:15:25
What were they tell you what they thought they were seeing.
02:15:28
Here it is.
02:15:30
These guys talking about to move from selfishness,
02:15:34
the fact that, it become I don't remember what it was, the pyramid
02:15:39
length being, you know, the same with the Earth or whatever the fuck.
02:15:43
And you. Oh, it's just a coincidence. Are you kidding me?
02:15:46
Yeah.
02:15:46
I remember when you guys said that,
02:15:48
when I was watching the damn show, I was like, are you. Are you.
02:15:50
Are you retarded?
02:15:51
Or you really think that that's just going to be a coincidence?
02:15:54
That just somehow so magically it's pretty good about you talking about math
02:15:59
being equal to the constellation, or you talking about the the
02:16:03
the resonance of the squared of the Earth when you hit it with a bell.
02:16:08
I'm going to do the I'm going to look at it right now.
02:16:09
But yeah, the, the pyramid, the oh sorry I know I, I,
02:16:15
I misspoke I don't think it's, I don't think it's more of a coincidence
02:16:19
as it is just not, not relevant. Like
02:16:24
it does.
02:16:24
So like because the same inches of this is the same miles of that
02:16:28
than an alien must have did it.
02:16:30
That's where I have a problem.
02:16:33
Okay, well,
02:16:36
clearly ratio of one or 2 or 3.
02:16:42
Thousand 200, which is a significant number.
02:16:44
It also encodes its own latitude and longitude.
02:16:48
This perimeter is equal to the one half a minute of latitude.
02:16:51
If you dig into that which we were doing there, you kind of
02:16:53
catch me off guard here.
02:16:54
But when we were between when I was really going down that rabbit hole.
02:16:57
Yeah, you they skipped so many other measurements
02:17:00
to get to the ones that made sense.
02:17:04
To me.
02:17:06
Lee Moo moo. So.
02:17:09
And, commercial.
02:17:14
That.
02:17:14
Guys the bar.
02:17:15
It's starting to get to the point
02:17:17
where I'm ready to show you guys what I've been up to.
02:17:19
And this is going to be a visual aid and helping with the understanding
02:17:22
of the mathematics
02:17:23
behind the Great Pyramid, along with its scaling
02:17:25
when it comes to finding the Earth and Moon dimensions.
02:17:28
Now, I totally understand that the words I just said might be a leap in logic
02:17:32
for some people to take, but I just want you to hear me out
02:17:34
because these numbers exist.
02:17:36
Regardless of what you believe, what you think is true, these numbers are real.
02:17:39
And the mathematics I'm
02:17:40
getting ready to show you is only a fraction of the knowledge
02:17:43
that's been encoded into the dimensions and measurements of this structure.
02:17:47
Now, the measurements for the Great Pyramid come from the surveys done by J.
02:17:49
H. Cole in 1925.
02:17:51
That was also confirmed by the Egyptian government,
02:17:52
and is also still used to this day as a standard.
02:17:54
And I'll put the link to this PDF in the description down below.
02:17:57
Now, before we get to the numbers, I gotta point out that
02:17:58
the Great Pyramid does not sit directly on the bedrock.
02:18:01
It sits on what is called the circle
02:18:02
or paving stones, which raises the entire structure up 55cm
02:18:06
or 21.6in, giving the final height of the Great Pyramid to 482.8ft high.
02:18:11
Also on each of the corners of the Great Pyramid, there are socket
02:18:13
stones adding dimension to its perimeter of about five feet per side,
02:18:16
and we do know the original dimensions of the finished Great Pyramid,
02:18:19
due to the well-preserved casing stones we find on the northern face.
02:18:21
Let's go over the Earth's dimensions real quick
02:18:23
so you can get those numbers in your head,
02:18:24
the equatorial circumference of the planet.
02:18:25
And I'll remember these for sure.
02:18:27
Or 40,075.017km.
02:18:30
It's like a diameter of 7,899.8 miles, or 12,713.60 yeah, it's polar radius,
02:18:36
those lots.
02:18:36
And I remember miles or 6346.752km, and the rotation rate of the planet
02:18:42
is 1509.16ft, or 460m/s.
02:18:46
Now, when it comes to finding the dimensions of the planet
02:18:48
using the Great Pyramid, we have, I gotta come on the second.
02:18:51
But hey, can you pause it? Pause, pause for a second?
02:18:53
Free care of the sun anymore?
02:18:54
Do you realize that everything, as far as our measurements are based on the Earth,
02:18:59
like the, Do you have ever heard of an A4 paper?
02:19:02
Like the the everything?
02:19:04
Like it's the math.
02:19:05
It's the metric size of paper,
02:19:08
right? Have you ever heard of it?
02:19:09
Like we have a letter?
02:19:10
We have letter legal right for Imperial.
02:19:13
You letter size paper.
02:19:15
In Europe they have A4.
02:19:18
It's like the closest to letter. Letter.
02:19:20
What that means is like it's a folded paper
02:19:22
that eventually gets to a size that is the it would like cover the earth.
02:19:28
So the size of paper is based on the size of the Earth.
02:19:34
Everything is
02:19:35
everything we do is probably based on the size of the earth.
02:19:38
So I don't know.
02:19:39
But this is all the way back then. Way back when?
02:19:42
Well, they the paper sizes were made way back, way before.
02:19:45
Way back then that A4.
02:19:47
Back then they had papyrus letterhead, copy.
02:19:50
Yeah, printers and loosely didn't use a second.
02:19:53
Well, movable text, do you know that?
02:19:55
But it doesn't matter because the Great Pyramid defines a second for us.
02:19:58
If you were standing at one of the corners of the Great Pyramid,
02:20:00
and here, let's just say we're using the northeast corner
02:20:02
staring at the structure, the total maximum distance
02:20:05
you can see of its base is 1511.31ft,
02:20:09
or 460.64m, which is how much the planet rotates in one second.
02:20:13
So if the planet were to rotate for two seconds, the total distance
02:20:16
it has moved equals the entire perimeter distance of the Great Pyramid.
02:20:19
And we do know that the Egyptians had a concept of a 24 hour day
02:20:22
from the astronomical ceiling we find in the tomb of Pharaoh Sinan.
02:20:24
But now there are 43,200 seconds in 12 hours and 86,400 seconds in 24 hours.
02:20:29
Now, let's imagine we can take the Great Pyramid
02:20:31
with its corner socket stones and circle and scale that entire structure
02:20:34
up for a softball pyramid.
02:20:37
The perimeter around that giant pyramid is now 24,898.532 miles,
02:20:42
or 40,069.961km,
02:20:45
which, by the way, is extremely close to equatorial circumference of the planet.
02:20:48
I mean, if if everything matched up, okay, but he just picks
02:20:52
6302 arbitrary measurements, one from the Earth
02:20:55
and one from the pyramid, and goes radius of the look very similar or close.
02:21:00
It's able to shift
02:21:01
and twist and bulge itself into different dimensions,
02:21:03
because if you're actually reading any of the numbers
02:21:05
that he's saying, we actually do the math, explaining that
02:21:07
they're not exact, they do not match the Great Pyramid using the four day
02:21:10
cycle, the total height of that giant pyramid equals the radius at 7,900.3.
02:21:14
Things have changed.
02:21:15
Things move all the way back 1006km, which is unbelievably close to the
02:21:20
actual dimensions of the planet and scale unbelievably close kind of stuff.
02:21:24
There is the equatorial circumference of the planet at 24,894.163 miles
02:21:29
miles, or 40,063.075km.
02:21:32
So if you were standing at the corner of the Great Pyramids, so right up to back
02:21:36
the total height, we would see along with its base scaled up by 86,400 times,
02:21:40
there's talk over the planet now by all means.
02:21:43
No, I just I don't want to say the same thing over and over again.
02:21:45
Oh, means go check us now.
02:21:46
Only encourage you to do it for yourself, because I want you to trust me at all.
02:21:48
And I haven't even gotten to the Earth and moon ratio yet.
02:21:51
I still have a few more things I need to do on that,
02:21:52
but before I get to that, a quick shout out to my sponsor the no.
02:21:55
We don't need to.
02:21:56
No no no no no.
02:21:57
You know, the water machine is called the sky.
02:21:59
We give a shout out to a sponsor I see in reverse
02:22:03
reverse order in Orion, reverse
02:22:07
rising Phoenix reverse.
02:22:09
And so that's the guy that.
02:22:11
That's the chick that stabbed her McDonald's manager.
02:22:14
Oh, no.
02:22:14
The Earth moon thing is weird too.
02:22:17
It isn't, though, because that's where the moon settled in.
02:22:21
If it was any farther away, it would go away.
02:22:22
If it was any closer. We crashed, right?
02:22:24
Do you agree, though, when it comes to size and.
02:22:27
All right.
02:22:27
But the size, that is what I just said is the gravitational pull.
02:22:30
It has to be that size.
02:22:32
It became that size because of now.
02:22:35
I don't think it became that size left.
02:22:37
I think that size is what made it zero in.
02:22:40
And if it was more in the sky orbit,
02:22:44
anything that couldn't hold on to it would have flung off.
02:22:47
And anything that could stay in stayed in.
02:22:49
Right. So.
02:22:52
When it was okay, here's the it was check it out.
02:22:54
Which is it? Which I think is right.
02:22:56
It is because of its size or is it its size because of where it is.
02:22:59
Is that what you're saying?
02:23:00
Is that right there evidence that that what they point to, that they think it
02:23:05
the Earth was here first and then the moon became based on that.
02:23:09
Is that part of it that would make sense?
02:23:11
Actually, the whole area of the whole theory of a meteor
02:23:15
taking a piece of the Earth of off and then like it's becoming,
02:23:20
you think the moon was a piece of the Earth?
02:23:22
I don't know, that's what some.
02:23:24
So let's I am so I didn't ask him.
02:23:27
I didn't mean the earth was so mean that the sound kind of sending.
02:23:29
You think that the fucking moon was a piece of the earth?
02:23:33
I mean, maybe why?
02:23:35
I guess tone makes a difference.
02:23:36
Today, July 28th, NASA actually confirmed there's a metallic anomaly on the moon.
02:23:41
NASA released new data from the Artemis rover, suggesting a buried metallic
02:23:45
anomaly beneath the Earth. Terrible.
02:23:47
Beneath the moon's surface surface.
02:23:49
Some scientists speculate it could be remnants of a meteor
02:23:52
or even an ancient structure.
02:23:58
Yeah.
02:23:58
Friend of a friend, named a, married a woman named Artemis.
02:24:02
I. It's such a terrible name.
02:24:05
A woman name Artemis.
02:24:06
That's a joke, right? I kind, I hope.
02:24:08
No, no, no, she looks like she's got a head shaved like a potato.
02:24:12
Do they call her Art or Artie?
02:24:14
No, no, they call her Artemis.
02:24:17
And I can't,
02:24:18
you know, like her is, her father
02:24:22
or Elon Musk part of us for the part of us I'm going to make you see.
02:24:27
What is that, a cheese bread? What is that
02:24:30
there between two slices of cheese?
02:24:33
Oh, you got the cheese bread with cheese.
02:24:39
What is that?
02:24:40
Cheese?
02:24:43
Oh my God, kill yourself.
02:24:46
You're going to die tomorrow.
02:24:49
That's a that's a that's a pound of those 2 pounds in your hands.
02:24:53
Oh it's interesting.
02:24:55
It's 2 pounds. It's very, very
02:24:57
very very skinny hands.
02:25:00
And unlike, my sandwich video.
02:25:04
Yeah.
02:25:04
We're going to use, we're going to,
02:25:05
we're going to start sandwich and cut right over to Rumble for my sandwich.
02:25:10
Yeah.
02:25:10
And I no no no no I hate these videos.
02:25:14
It's what a fat person feeds her kids.
02:25:17
No, these sandwiches aren't that bad, to be honest.
02:25:19
Other than first thing I want to do.
02:25:20
Shouldn't be making two of them is open, bread.
02:25:25
I like,
02:25:27
doesn't want to open it
02:25:29
because it's a view she can't even get to.
02:25:32
Like it's too difficult for it.
02:25:34
Even open the bread.
02:25:36
Careful with that knife.
02:25:37
There's been a lot of.
02:25:39
Right.
02:25:40
Or is she.
02:25:41
She's not getting anywhere anytime soon, so don't worry.
02:25:45
Her elbows, her belly button.
02:25:47
Yeah.
02:25:48
It's weird when they start dimpling in.
02:25:50
That just seems right.
02:25:53
All right.
02:25:55
That's a fail bread.
02:25:57
It's a failed bread.
02:25:58
Why is wrong with the.
02:26:01
It's just how specific.
02:26:03
Oh, you.
02:26:04
I'm not going to further wait.
02:26:05
It wasn't a donut.
02:26:06
Oh yeah. No no no.
02:26:08
Thank you for this presentation.
02:26:10
It's all failed bread because it's not a donut.
02:26:12
Come on over here. Perfection.
02:26:15
This isn't fucking rocket science.
02:26:17
Table scraps do the only thing she has.
02:26:20
It isn't processed on the table right now are the tomatoes and onions.
02:26:24
We've tried all kinds of different things.
02:26:26
We've tried treats and,
02:26:30
table scraps.
02:26:32
Tostitos.
02:26:35
It's like various things you would respond to for a while,
02:26:38
but then he would change up and whatever.
02:26:42
Oh, you know, the woman in the front and in the back towards us
02:26:45
looks like she had no like sticking in the dog.
02:26:47
Bring up the dog doing.
02:26:49
Come on.
02:26:49
There's
02:26:50
no there's no skin in the door because he's trying to get away from you too.
02:26:54
Usually food. She put dressing on first.
02:26:58
Usually some kind of food product.
02:27:00
Yeah. Like I put a little. Yeah.
02:27:01
When I make a like, put a little dressing on the.
02:27:04
Okay.
02:27:05
This is, well,
02:27:08
I like to hold in there too far, but it's only people
02:27:13
so good. Yeah.
02:27:14
But this want to like, freshly soggy.
02:27:16
So it's just on the front. Yes. Yeah.
02:27:20
Oh no no no no no no.
02:27:21
That's too much already.
02:27:23
Oh no. Probably yeah.
02:27:24
If you do you do like a little just to absorb. Yeah. Right.
02:27:27
The fuck he's like at the bottom
02:27:31
for that flavor.
02:27:32
Let's just close it.
02:27:33
She's done. She's done.
02:27:36
These two are for the kids.
02:27:40
Oh she's going back for more.
02:27:42
What the fuck, dude, that's a lot of oil for me.
02:27:46
Yeah.
02:27:47
No shit.
02:27:48
She knows it was super clean. Great.
02:27:51
The first step is locating it.
02:27:52
The next step here is acknowledging.
02:27:55
Admitting you have a problem.
02:27:56
Knowing is half the battle.
02:27:58
That's what I was trying to say.
02:28:06
So have you noticed the length of the opening?
02:28:09
I guess
02:28:11
46 minutes.
02:28:13
Oh, that's a great
02:28:16
sandwich.
02:28:17
Just to make a fucking hold on.
02:28:18
Those here need to go to baloney.
02:28:20
I guess it's a seller.
02:28:23
The baloney.
02:28:24
Can I make you a sandwich?
02:28:25
It's not. Can you?
02:28:26
Do you want to watch me eat Italian?
02:28:28
So I'm not.
02:28:30
I saw my thing and I got very scared.
02:28:32
You know cameras, right?
02:28:34
But this is the one, I think.
02:28:35
So this is the way I'm making it.
02:28:38
It's like when they squish there, you're going to squish it.
02:28:41
Just eat it. Disgusting.
02:28:42
Oh she's. Yeah.
02:28:42
She's going to smash it I don't know, but I don't want to fuck.
02:28:45
Yeah I'm going to press on.
02:28:48
She put that fucking Bologna on it I can't even I'm going to go
02:28:51
I'm going to throw up. Do you know what. Salami.
02:28:53
Yeah. Baloney.
02:28:54
I'm just regular person.
02:28:55
I never, ever eat decent salami.
02:28:58
Any lunch meat.
02:28:59
That's a seal pack like that.
02:29:02
It's not that.
02:29:03
Oh the salami. That's fine. That's a good.
02:29:05
I saw what should been. It's good, but it's not.
02:29:08
Can you go to the deli and get fresh salami for 6.99 a pound?
02:29:11
That was probably fucking ten bucks at Walmart.
02:29:14
Yeah.
02:29:15
And they spread it out. It was nice.
02:29:16
It's like, ooh, I have ten slices of fucking slices.
02:29:19
Those are big fucking oh, of course you got to put the onions.
02:29:23
She's not doing it right. Dude.
02:29:24
Have you ever built a Lego anything?
02:29:26
You don't put all the Legos stacked like that.
02:29:28
You're going to get a big, thick bite, a meat you got to like.
02:29:31
You got to.
02:29:32
She had the oh yeah, she would put salami, baloney, salami or something like that.
02:29:36
Something, anything.
02:29:38
But then what she's doing is just for the sake of fun, I don't know,
02:29:41
even make three stacks of salami just to make it a little different texture.
02:29:44
So I'm the same to.
02:29:46
I get the same thing occasionally, but I only but pepperoni memory.
02:29:51
That's what she can.
02:29:52
You can get fresh pepperoni.
02:29:55
Oh, he's never been punished.
02:29:57
I understand,
02:29:59
it's like, who the fuck is she talking about?
02:30:01
The dog.
02:30:02
She bitching about the dog person
02:30:05
who's really covered by minutes.
02:30:08
Don't be a big dog inside.
02:30:13
That I'm the only one who, at.
02:30:17
Oh, well, apparently our chat is cheering
02:30:19
because she got these lower fat,
02:30:24
There's no, like, cheddar.
02:30:25
Why did that little piece have to go over there?
02:30:28
Taper off?
02:30:29
They don't eat the paper.
02:30:31
Although I'm sure she has in the past.
02:30:33
You know,
02:30:34
may I suggest that she would have a better lifestyle if she didn't take 40 minutes
02:30:37
to make two sandwiches?
02:30:39
The like.
02:30:42
I take a long time to make food, and I would have this done
02:30:44
in like four minutes from start to finish, you know?
02:30:46
So she does eat it. So
02:30:49
I'm not a huge yeah.
02:30:49
But still dude ten minutes.
02:30:51
She doesn't even have the vegetables on here.
02:30:53
It's just she's touched.
02:30:55
But I love food, so fucking.
02:30:56
Dude, don't touch the onions on your hands.
02:30:58
Scratch.
02:31:02
Let me see.
02:31:02
That's.
02:31:04
And I don't want to hear.
02:31:04
You could rub lemon on it or hold pennies.
02:31:07
Me, I do to your hand, and you smell like fucking frank onions.
02:31:10
You have to do a little recording for the rest.
02:31:13
It's okay.
02:31:13
You don't be in the house screaming for no reason.
02:31:17
This is Thomas only happy.
02:31:19
So she's, like, calling for him to come out.
02:31:22
Separate sleep. What do you call this?
02:31:24
This is like, their last flight, and it drives me crazy.
02:31:27
He can feel.
02:31:29
It's not, like, so foreign here.
02:31:32
She just spent 13 minutes making a BMT.
02:31:35
It's kind of a rule that.
02:31:38
And I've got some.
02:31:39
And I've got some
02:31:41
Tostitos. No.
02:31:42
Oh, I thought she's going to put that on the sandwich.
02:31:45
And that would actually that would be bad.
02:31:46
But those crunch those chips have been fun.
02:31:48
I love queso spread out my side but not Tostitos.
02:31:53
Okay, I would do that once in like, you know, ever in my lifetime.
02:31:58
She would do it every Thursday,
02:32:01
Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
02:32:04
This is medium heat.
02:32:09
For next year.
02:32:10
Let's actually.
02:32:10
So she's he's like, yes.
02:32:15
Okay.
02:32:16
Wait, what?
02:32:18
The actual phone or is that a cell phone or two batteries or whatever?
02:32:22
Whatever.
02:32:22
Okay.
02:32:27
Hopefully they'll keep track of it.
02:32:29
All righty.
02:32:33
Well, then.
02:32:33
Oh, yeah. He's a little too much. Awesome.
02:32:35
I always do him.
02:32:38
Is that a good me? That good?
02:32:41
Oh, my Lord.
02:32:43
So this side was speaking of which.
02:32:46
Oh, I was at, the job of the job site.
02:32:49
I gotta eat this.
02:32:50
I've got to eat in the sandwich here.
02:32:52
They they they were buying, lunch
02:32:54
and stuff and for some reason.
02:32:58
And I was like, what?
02:32:59
When I worked at the shop, I was at,
02:33:02
they just tend to buy the shittiest food for the workers that work there.
02:33:06
And it is absolutely disgusting that these, like, we had fried chicken.
02:33:11
It was great. I had like a couple wings.
02:33:13
I had some like a side and I ate till I was satisfied
02:33:17
and like then they saw like and then all these other fat people
02:33:20
just grab and grab and grab and like, like they're just like like you.
02:33:24
You couldn't blow them up anymore. Like you.
02:33:27
Like if you were blowing them up like a balloon.
02:33:29
They were like people at the sandwich.
02:33:31
Okay. Yeah.
02:33:32
Yeah. Like yeah. That kind of that.
02:33:34
Like, just like like their skin couldn't, like they're about to burst.
02:33:38
They're not just like, oh I've got like some hanging drooping, you know, stuff.
02:33:43
Weird. Right.
02:33:43
So I don't know.
02:33:44
But they are like lava cake at lunch and they're all like just like whacking
02:33:48
off over a lava cake and talking about how,
02:33:50
oh, my God, the lava cake over here is so good.
02:33:52
It's like it's. And I'm thinking it's all fucking lava cake.
02:33:54
Like, of course it's good I wear it.
02:33:57
When have I ever had a bad lava cake?
02:33:59
Also, when have I ever had lava cake?
02:34:01
I don't fucking know, I could I eat it?
02:34:03
Could I eat that whole thing?
02:34:04
Yeah, but do I want to do I want a piece of it right now?
02:34:06
No, not really.
02:34:08
They make little mini lava cakes and the one fat guy goes, he's like, oh,
02:34:11
they've got cake.
02:34:12
And it's like, yeah, I like, I know, like a like it was like a mistake.
02:34:16
How could you like get up and walk away from this?
02:34:19
And it's like it's just it's hilarious and it's just eye opening and weird
02:34:23
because in those situations is like the
02:34:26
I because I'm in a mixed bag of people and it's always just this.
02:34:30
It's just whoa, whoa.
02:34:32
When you say mixed bag of people,
02:34:34
no, but I'm just saying, when it comes to size wise,
02:34:38
it just always seems like the fat ones are always concerned about food and talking
02:34:43
and asking
02:34:44
about, you know, where you ate and what you ate.
02:34:47
You know, the other ones don't.
02:34:49
It's very really,
02:34:51
that like they're just food consumed is just their thought process.
02:34:55
Pure fuck stats, a conversation like that.
02:34:58
Yeah.
02:34:59
I hate when people ask me like,
02:35:00
oh, would you say, what would you go to eat last night?
02:35:01
And it's like, oh, there's a good place down here.
02:35:03
And it's like, yeah, I've got Google.
02:35:04
You know, the only place I know that has chocolate
02:35:08
lava cake is KFC, who I don't know,
02:35:12
I used to be very fond of,
02:35:14
Hershey sundae pie from, Burger King.
02:35:17
So you got anything else for you too?
02:35:18
Because, Rumble, we're going to play.
02:35:20
What is that?
02:35:21
We got something out of your toilet.
02:35:23
I mean, I got another sandwich, but I'd rather not.
02:35:25
Back to back sandwich.
02:35:27
What's that one was.
02:35:28
We just kind of got beat to death sandwich at this point.
02:35:31
So we need a break.
02:35:31
A break from sandwich?
02:35:32
We got some Rachel Regan's, maybe
02:35:36
a YouTube friendly I got.
02:35:38
I did want to scroll through.
02:35:39
I did want to briefly try to scrub through megaliths as well.
02:35:45
Really?
02:35:46
We're gonna have a whole nother show inside of a show quickly.
02:35:48
Yeah. Okay.
02:35:49
Yeah, well, I'm just going to try to scrub through this area and pull up some stuff
02:35:53
that you guys were talking about when you were, you know, looking to
02:35:57
scrub through and see when you're pulling up actual, like, Google images of shit.
02:36:00
Yeah, that do it that way.
02:36:01
You're doing the production for us women.
02:36:04
Oh, the fucking dishwasher has missed an open goal.
02:36:07
How typical.
02:36:08
By the object.
02:36:09
The green blond bitch runs to the keeper.
02:36:11
Oh, what is the object in goal doing?
02:36:14
If that's a goal, you need to go and make me a sandwich.
02:36:17
Make me my meatball sub.
02:36:18
Now the dishwasher goes for the shot.
02:36:21
Hahahahaha! Stupid sandwich maker.
02:36:23
Can't catch a ball.
02:36:24
I think you need to retire and go fetch me a beer. Baby.
02:36:27
The ball is kicked to the washing machine. What will she.
02:36:29
Oh, Peppa, the fat piggy has missed the ball.
02:36:34
The dishwasher is running with the ball at speed.
02:36:36
What the fuck is that keeper doing?
02:36:38
I think she's too busy washing the dishes. Hahaha!
02:36:41
She's ran into the net. The silly object.
02:36:43
What a goal, mommy!
02:36:44
The KFC person plays the watermelon across the pitch.
02:36:47
No way! They finally score.
02:36:49
Oh my God, there's a spinning dishwasher!
02:36:51
What is this washing machine going to do?
02:36:54
Oh, she has turned into Neymar.
02:36:56
What a goal!
02:36:57
Check if she has hairy balls because that has to be a man in disguise.
02:37:01
Give her the Puskas the green. What?
02:37:07
I don't know what a plus this is.
02:37:12
So on Rumble two we're also going to preview
02:37:14
at least the end of the new South Park, because that was the part.
02:37:18
Here is, the creator's eloquent response.
02:37:25
If I can get it to come up.
02:37:29
Today.
02:37:29
Have you been following wingers?
02:37:31
What do you make of this?
02:37:32
We're terribly sorry.
02:37:38
They're not.
02:37:39
They're not.
02:37:42
They're so
02:37:43
okay.
02:37:45
This week events.
02:37:47
We're terribly sorry.
02:37:53
They sound like they're terribly sorry.
02:37:56
Leave it there.
02:37:57
I think it's in comedy.
02:37:59
Everything is not off limits.
02:38:01
Everything is on limits.
02:38:02
If that's a word, nothing should be off limits.
02:38:04
That's what I'm trying to say.
02:38:05
Because then once one thing is off limits and protected,
02:38:07
then another one is and then another.
02:38:09
And then pretty soon you can't make fun of anything.
02:38:13
What do you think, Harry?
02:38:14
You were right, I was wrong.
02:38:16
I apologize exactly.
02:38:20
Terribly, terribly sorry.
02:38:22
So we're going to switch over.
02:38:29
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude calculation of jabber speech given.
02:38:32
Listen up
02:38:32
before we dive deeper into the circus of coolness and uncensored banter,
02:38:35
here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of white humor.
02:38:37
Look, we're here for a good time.
02:38:38
Not a different time.
02:38:39
All right? In this crazy world where snowflakes and debris critic.
02:38:42
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
02:38:44
So here's our article.
02:38:45
Let's get over this algebra of our discourse from guest host,
02:38:48
or any random memo is to tickle your funny bone.
02:38:50
Ginger, gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
02:38:52
Any semblance of seriousness is never accidental.
02:38:54
Article to everyone equally, we're equal offenders, all right?
02:38:57
We don't give a hoot about your gibberish
02:38:58
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02:39:01
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02:39:03
Don't you ever say not even grandmotherly type.
02:39:04
Article three. Screw political jabber.
02:39:06
We ain't here to hold your hand or jabber anything.
02:39:08
So if our jabber.
02:39:09
Can you talk like we're not responsible for any of vertebrate feelings?
02:39:12
But hey, if you can take the heat,
02:39:13
we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs and maybe a couple of article.
02:39:16
Give fake news, alert
02:39:17
the tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here on strippers.
02:39:20
A $3 bill.
02:39:20
Any resemblance to real life events are people,
02:39:22
whether alive or pushing up daisies is purely gibberish.
02:39:25
Probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
02:39:26
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber, who cares?
02:39:29
Article de jabber cause why not?
02:39:31
Parody and gibber are our bread and butter folks.
02:39:33
Any likeness to actual people or characters is just us having a laugh,
02:39:36
not a reason for a jabber.
02:39:37
We might not be the smartest people in the job,
02:39:39
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:39:40
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a row,
02:39:43
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
02:39:45
We're just here to crack a few jokes, spread some jabber joy,
02:39:48
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the freakin time.
02:39:52
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
02:39:54
through the absurdity of our human life rants. Life.
02:40:03
So before we go over, I'm just going to give it a name
02:40:07
we're not over, we're still on YouTube, but we're going to first thing
02:40:10
we're going to do when we go over to Rumble is you're going to guess
02:40:15
a guess a horse.
02:40:17
What comes out of this public toilet when he shut the fuck up, kid,
02:40:22
you start thinking about that.
02:40:23
You need to think about that fucking fuck.
02:40:26
I'm really.
02:40:30
Whoop!
02:40:42
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:40:43
let's get ready.
02:40:49
For. Whoa, whoa.
02:40:51
Let me tell you something, brother.
02:40:53
Oh, you ready to roll?
02:40:54
Ain't you gonna do what that makes me so sad?
02:40:57
Now, I don't even like wrestling and shit, but Hulk had a huge part.
02:41:01
Anyways, this is a bad segway to talk about.
02:41:03
Comes out of a toilet. We'll talk about the dead people shortly.
02:41:05
So you think poop is going to come out of the toilet?
02:41:08
I can't say because I already see it in the comments.
02:41:10
You got to please, what do you think's going to come out?
02:41:14
Start
02:41:14
playing the turd in the horse or okay, cool.
02:41:17
This homeless guy.
02:41:22
I don't want to ruin it.
02:41:24
Ruin it because we need to know.
02:41:26
Otherwise it's ruined by not showing us.
02:41:33
What the fuck?
02:41:41
I would
02:41:42
imagine if you were fucking hanging out at the top, what did.
02:41:46
I would ever, ever
02:41:47
sit on a toilet, public toilet and flush it while I was sitting on it.
02:41:50
But just imagine, like, yeah.
02:41:52
Oh, he.
02:41:54
Yeah, but you heard the accent there.
02:41:55
So, I mean.
02:41:59
Not. Oh, not until you try it.
02:42:00
And but it is in the worm family.
02:42:03
I going to make you a sandwich.
02:42:04
So the first thing you're gonna want to do
02:42:06
is put them in refrigerator so that they'll
02:42:09
slow down. Moving later.
02:42:12
Okay.
02:42:12
See, now, they're not real. Slow down.
02:42:16
Barely moving.
02:42:18
Put some paper.
02:42:20
You want to be very generous with the seasonings, pepper.
02:42:23
Yeah, because they probably taste like chefs.
02:42:27
Next, get a pan on medium.
02:42:28
Be generous with some olive oil.
02:42:30
It's not good amount. Seasoning isn't good.
02:42:32
Put the lid on.
02:42:33
Let them cook for about 15 minutes on medium.
02:42:36
You got to flip them half.
02:42:36
Why you cool them down then?
02:42:38
Okay, I'm not all done.
02:42:40
It's got a really creamy texture and it tastes
02:42:45
sort of like a mixture of, like lobster, like chicken and like maybe like caviar.
02:42:51
Something is really, really salty.
02:42:54
Pretty tasty.
02:42:55
It's the same generation that you can be a man or woman just by thinking it,
02:42:58
so you can eat fucking bugs and think it's caviar.
02:43:02
Nothing wrong with that, right?
02:43:04
Oh, really?
02:43:05
Tell you, who's bad now, boys?
02:43:10
Hulk Hogan arrived, hooked up
02:43:14
and come out on TV because, like, I thought they were friends.
02:43:17
Let's go as well.
02:43:19
I'll just take it.
02:43:20
Mick, to promote SummerSlam.
02:43:22
He is a third man. Look at this picture.
02:43:25
Oh my God, what the hell is this is really nothing.
02:43:29
Are you kidding me?
02:43:31
I think
02:43:33
being part of the NWO, right?
02:43:35
Yeah, this is the start of it and there we go.
02:43:37
I was actually saying, this is the only time in my life
02:43:40
where I was wrestling.
02:43:41
Unbelievable.
02:43:42
When it was good, we got to work, went over this house every Monday night,
02:43:47
watched fucking wrestling was so horrible.
02:43:52
A career of a lifetime.
02:43:54
It's right down the drain, kid.
02:43:56
I hope you love it.
02:43:57
Can you?
02:43:58
He's already too old to be doing this shit.
02:44:00
Only one of them and one of these four are still alive.
02:44:04
Unfortunately not. What happened to us?
02:44:06
What happens now to WCW?
02:44:08
Yeah, there was no three count.
02:44:10
You know, I never thought I would say that he's yellow.
02:44:13
Who's on the ground?
02:44:14
Macho man, red and yellow.
02:44:18
I always picked him in the video game.
02:44:19
What do we do now?
02:44:21
And the, to go back even further.
02:44:25
Yeah. Shit.
02:44:26
Who was the guy? I can't think of his name. Unbelievable.
02:44:28
Oh, the ultimate warrior.
02:44:30
I'd pick the Ultimate Warrior in the video
02:44:31
game to the third guy with the outside of the break.
02:44:35
My little nephew can't talk.
02:44:38
That's why I just get one of these things.
02:44:40
Just cram.
02:44:40
Excuse me. I've got a weed breaker.
02:44:44
What in the world are you thinking?
02:44:46
I would if I'm growing up.
02:44:49
Like you say, you need to do this to tell these people to shut up
02:44:54
because you want to hear what I got to say?
02:45:01
What did he say with you for so many years?
02:45:05
For you to join up with the likes of these two men.
02:45:07
Absolutely makes me sick to my stomach.
02:45:16
You got an iPhone?
02:45:17
16 year people around the world.
02:45:20
No, I don't do that.
02:45:21
No of this about this man.
02:45:23
And you want to put yourself in this group?
02:45:25
You've got to be kidding me.
02:45:28
Well, the first thing you got to realize, they throwing the javelin throw.
02:45:33
So at some point, the onslaught of full drinks hits Kevin Nash in the shoulder.
02:45:37
I forget when you're gonna have to be more.
02:45:39
More specific.
02:45:40
Is Kevin Nash the guy in the suit?
02:45:43
No, he's the big tall guy.
02:45:45
Yeah, there's three big talk.
02:45:47
Oh, the big guy up north. Yeah.
02:45:49
It's all that's really all really gay guy, the third man.
02:45:53
But there's like, people
02:45:54
gentleman throwing trash in the ring because they're just that hugging
02:45:58
me, brother.
02:45:59
I mean, there's people that are allegedly pissed like it's they know it's fake,
02:46:02
but they're so mad that like, oh, no, let me tell you something.
02:46:05
This is like the great I remember it was devastating.
02:46:08
People called out of work and shit.
02:46:10
Oh, Rich, up there I made up people that write about an organization.
02:46:14
Rich up there. Brother.
02:46:16
And when it all came to pass, bro, name Hulk Hogan.
02:46:20
Does he think everybody's brother really got Paul Hogan organization?
02:46:25
Brother and then billionaire Ted Amigo?
02:46:31
He wanted to talk turkey with Hulk Hogan.
02:46:34
Well, billionaire Ted, promise me movies.
02:46:38
Brother Bill.
02:46:40
Yeah, I think it was Scott Hawley. I think it was that one.
02:46:42
I thought it.
02:46:43
Well, Bill, it's go.
02:46:46
Promise me. Movies, brother.
02:46:48
No, that wasn't it.
02:46:49
I've never had promised me millions of dollars.
02:46:53
That was the first drink that came out.
02:46:54
Billionaires.
02:46:55
Ted promised me world caliber matches.
02:47:00
And as far as billionaire Ted goes,
02:47:03
Eric Bischoff and the whole WCW goes.
02:47:08
I'm bored, brother.
02:47:11
That's why
02:47:12
these two guys here, the so-called outsiders,
02:47:17
these are the men I want as my friends.
02:47:21
They're the new blood.
02:47:24
He's going to pass out.
02:47:27
And not only are he's going to a heart attack
02:47:30
in the whole wrestling business, he is going to have a heart attack.
02:47:34
And, actually, no, I didn't he didn't go in for surgery or some shit.
02:47:38
No, he had a cardiac event, I don't know, but yeah,
02:47:42
it is interesting, though, that, his last match is what's would would be
02:47:46
against The Undertaker around the likes of to happen with a lot of wrestlers.
02:47:51
As far as I'm concerned, when they die.
02:47:54
Yeah, they're usually there.
02:47:55
Like I can see The Undertaker. Yeah.
02:47:57
Is there somebody, anybody names everyone that dies?
02:47:59
Usually this is the Undertaker.
02:48:02
I wonder if he
02:48:03
watched that VHS movie before he died for two years.
02:48:07
The ring, like the one where everybody sees themselves die.
02:48:10
Or I did everything for the charity.
02:48:13
I did everything for the kids
02:48:16
and the reception I got when I came out here.
02:48:19
You fans can stick it, brother,
02:48:23
because.
02:48:26
You can stick it, brother.
02:48:27
He's still so much to me.
02:48:28
Is there anything modern wouldn't be here, do you think?
02:48:32
Hulk conquer Hulk Hogan characters?
02:48:34
Part of the reason Gary doesn't swear because he doesn't believe in Jesus.
02:48:37
Maybe Blaze and Hulk selling meat from a truck and many athletes.
02:48:41
And for all Coke. Terry.
02:48:44
But Hulk Hogan is.
02:48:46
I mean, out here, wrestling wouldn't be pretty much.
02:48:49
I want to see the world.
02:48:52
He did finally not.
02:48:53
He did miss a day of, thinking about it and saying his prayers.
02:48:57
Unfortunately, I should take my mind game.
02:49:00
Somebody nailed him on that One World organization.
02:49:03
All that piece of paper.
02:49:04
But me and the little boy by my side.
02:49:07
What you're gonna do when the new World organization.
02:49:12
What you gotta do, what you gotta do. Who?
02:49:15
You. Don't touch me. I got a fleet of lawyers.
02:49:21
I'll get the lawyers,
02:49:25
Yeah.
02:49:26
Here, knock it off.
02:49:29
I'm hungry.
02:49:29
I'm gonna make you a sandwich.
02:49:35
You. What?
02:49:39
What she doing there
02:49:41
with those eggs?
02:49:44
What's with the bacon?
02:49:48
You know how easy it is to just shred some imitators
02:49:52
using fries.
02:49:53
And then you're gonna use a waffle maker for.
02:49:58
I think they're camping.
02:49:59
Whatever that is.
02:50:02
Yeah. Perfect.
02:50:03
You go perfect.
02:50:05
Hey. Yeah. Okay.
02:50:06
You already presented it to me.
02:50:08
Why are you presenting it to us?
02:50:10
Here's our new,
02:50:14
New sandwich.
02:50:15
But I always do.
02:50:16
The side profile can't make her bigger.
02:50:18
Look at the side.
02:50:24
Right. I'm.
02:50:28
Oh, this is the before you sleep
02:50:30
in the stream things so things don't freak out.
02:50:34
You show it.
02:50:37
Sorry. Oh, I can't rewind.
02:50:39
I wanted to see how she was chopping there.
02:50:40
I wasn't quite clear how she was chopping. Like she making a sandwich.
02:50:45
She's making a sandwich?
02:50:46
Yeah. Fuck, yeah, she's making a sandwich.
02:50:49
I mean, be that girl.
02:50:52
It'd be, like, perverted if she wasn't.
02:50:54
You know.
02:50:58
Doing these.
02:50:59
Okay.
02:51:00
Those are the kind of nipples that'll wake you up
02:51:02
in the middle of the night when they poke you in the back and go
02:51:05
click clack across the no.
02:51:11
Hey! As you stare at her back, she duh.
02:51:15
Oh, that's too much.
02:51:17
Oh, look at the cute little bun that's on there.
02:51:20
How do you need a knife and fork with that?
02:51:22
Right. Oh,
02:51:24
I don't need the word.
02:51:31
I, I don't know what butter chicken is.
02:51:35
Can somebody help me out?
02:51:36
And our Indian friends in the comments, can you tell me, is that like, a spicy
02:51:40
courier is a buttery? Is it barbecue?
02:51:42
I think it's, probably buttery, I would assume. Right.
02:51:45
I hear there's Indians and butter chicken or Pakistanis and butter chicken
02:51:49
all the time, but, I assume it's, chicken and butter,
02:51:55
you know, I would much rather have that without the book.
02:51:58
Don't call me crazy, but
02:52:01
if I had to guess,
02:52:04
that would be really good without the coating.
02:52:05
I don't want the butter chicken part on it.
02:52:07
Just give me a chicken sandwich. Crispy chicken sandwich?
02:52:09
Yeah, I don't really know.
02:52:10
I need the butter, but I'll take the butter.
02:52:13
Yeah. No, wait.
02:52:14
No, see, the butter is on it. The butter is on it.
02:52:16
The butter is not the orange shit. The butter dripping down over here.
02:52:19
That's butter.
02:52:23
I think that's some curry.
02:52:24
Fucking spicy.
02:52:27
Who gives a shit?
02:52:30
Who gives a shit?
02:52:33
I know we have, we try to attack
02:52:36
in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
02:52:39
You killed my chickens, dude, I try to be myself.
02:52:44
Up chicken attack up chicken!
02:52:49
I die, I won't let you.
02:52:57
Ever seen such an
02:52:58
affordable and sustainable way of poultry farming before?
02:53:02
In this isn't a Japanese classic is to make homes for the chickens farming.
02:53:07
Then these homes are hung on trees
02:53:09
so that during intense sunlight or rain,
02:53:12
the chickens can take shelter inside these containers.
02:53:15
This allows people to raise chickens at a low cost
02:53:18
and earn good money by selling three eggs at a time.
02:53:22
Just kept charging at me.
02:53:23
You have an animal. This vicious animal.
02:53:26
Almost evil, sinister.
02:53:29
They don't they don't lay eggs three at a time.
02:53:31
Do they go for
02:53:35
the blood gushing out?
02:53:37
This thing kept coming.
02:53:38
I don't I fell to a peck on my left hand.
02:53:42
Then I was kicking it like this, kicking it off repeatedly.
02:53:44
And this animal just kept turning. Oh,
02:53:47
he was being attacked by rooster.
02:53:51
A chicken of all things.
02:53:55
The rooster kept coming at him.
02:53:57
Go! Fuck the chicken situation.
02:54:02
The feathers went flying.
02:54:04
One chicken, two chicken,
02:54:07
three chicken.
02:54:08
Four.
02:54:10
Digging a grave for a chicken.
02:54:12
Chicken grave.
02:54:16
I don't know, I don't watch the bird.
02:54:17
I thought they were going to use the item that was in the back.
02:54:25
Why would you want to?
02:54:29
Chicken trap,
02:54:31
I guess I start with the chick.
02:54:33
Somebody had to start with a lot of chickens, right?
02:54:35
Chicken, a trap.
02:54:37
Here's a secret. You can just.
02:54:39
You can just like one of those on your chicken.
02:54:42
He break you break it, or just grabbed it from behind while I was eating the feed.
02:54:47
Really? You ever see Rocky?
02:54:50
You think you can just grab a chicken
02:54:51
dinner once it's greased lightning, man, they run like greased lightning.
02:54:54
Joker chicken.
02:54:56
Oh, oh,
02:55:02
up in the hills or even roads.
02:55:04
Give up.
02:55:06
Instead, they built a small monorail
02:55:08
to move supplies up and down the slopes.
02:55:11
Wait, did he just say surprise?
02:55:14
Surprise to move. Surprise.
02:55:17
Most of the chickens here are a hardy black breed.
02:55:20
Tough enough for this rough land.
02:55:22
Their homes are simply set on terraced layers alongside the tracks.
02:55:28
Did he just say they were open huts topped with straw roofs?
02:55:32
Give the flock a perfect place to rest.
02:55:35
Every part of the farm is built to fit the mountain.
02:55:38
Nothing fancy, nothing wasted.
02:55:40
Going to do this.
02:55:41
It's a slower way to raise chickens, but it's real.
02:55:44
And it's not just the farmers who enjoy the monorail.
02:55:47
Some mischievous chickens hop on stealing snacks along the ride.
02:55:51
This farm man in Queens says it.
02:55:53
Animal attack on his way to work left him bloodied, being concerned
02:55:56
for his neighbor's safety. Enjoy.
02:55:57
The trip is a scene you won't forget.
02:56:01
Dude, I've never seen this like these.
02:56:03
Up to that top five,
02:56:07
I took it, I die, I don't let you up way for the first time.
02:56:13
The chickens.
02:56:14
Damn, I love you, chicken.
02:56:17
I got one chicken, two chicken carry, three chicken.
02:56:23
Boy. There I am waiting
02:56:26
from now on. Now.
02:56:30
And now poetry
02:56:33
by Gary.
02:56:37
I'm here.
02:56:39
Make a.
02:56:41
Up! I'm 100% make makeup.
02:56:46
Nigga, I'm 200% nigga, nigga.
02:56:51
You call the nick
02:56:54
nigga I live, you go.
02:56:57
This is bigger so that the child
02:57:00
five year old money calls up.
02:57:03
What do you
02:57:05
a nigga you know that's a hits the fuck it never
02:57:10
you know that's a hit.
02:57:10
Speak,
02:57:13
Gary I don't give a shit.
02:57:16
Fuck off.
02:57:18
How many days left today?
02:57:19
How many days left?
02:57:22
I got?
02:57:24
So I don't know if you saw the apology
02:57:28
from the creators of South Park.
02:57:33
That doesn't happen normally.
02:57:37
Or ever.
02:57:45
From and south.
02:57:47
I'm gonna have myself friendly faces
02:57:50
everywhere. I'm.
02:57:53
You will make it transformative.
02:57:55
Austin. I just ruined it now, right?
02:57:57
Because I want to just do that tiny bit. Scrub down.
02:57:59
That's going to, I'll bring it back in 20 minutes when it's done.
02:58:03
Attempting to resume ever.
02:58:06
Right back.
02:58:06
That's right where I left it.
02:58:07
Anyways.
02:58:11
Supposed to be a 32nd.
02:58:12
There we go, man.
02:58:13
Something's wrong with my favorite show. It's just like static.
02:58:16
Your favorite show?
02:58:17
Yeah, NPR, National Public Radio.
02:58:19
Rather liberals bitch and whine about that. Something's wrong with it.
02:58:22
Oh, sweetie, the president canceling.
02:58:24
Now, obviously, we can't just sit here
02:58:25
and watch the entire show without reacting to it.
02:58:27
Yeah, that was, like, the funniest shit ever.
02:58:30
I don't know what to tell you, honey.
02:58:32
Oh, my God.
02:58:35
You guys, you guys are not going to believe this.
02:58:37
The president of the United States can't tell you. NPR.
02:58:40
I like the way they call it.
02:58:41
Sermon on the Mount.
02:58:43
The funniest show everyone.
02:58:44
All the lesbians definitely has to do.
02:58:45
It's flattering to take it off.
02:58:47
Yeah, definitely.
02:58:49
Yeah.
02:58:49
I was hoping that they were taking that angle.
02:58:51
I didn't want to say anything, but that's definitely how I interpret
02:58:54
NPR a lot of times as well.
02:58:58
Guys, don't do that.
02:58:59
And guess why they got go did that because they were raped.
02:59:02
It was hilarious. Why would anyone care to that?
02:59:04
I don't know about you, but I'm worried about what this country is. Thank you.
02:59:06
It seems like everybody's changing and suddenly, well, stuff is off limits.
02:59:09
I mean, it's like now everyone returned to tune, and it's totally fine.
02:59:12
Look how
02:59:14
Kyle's the Jew, right?
02:59:15
Yeah, he.
02:59:16
What's wrong with Carl?
02:59:17
Everybody's given up. Attention.
02:59:19
Students, there will be a mandatory assembly this morning.
02:59:24
All students report to the gym.
02:59:26
Okay. By PC principal.
02:59:29
He's not giving up.
02:59:33
All right, everyone, listen up.
02:59:35
Everybody quiet.
02:59:38
There's a bull crap going on in this country,
02:59:40
and I'm not going to let it corrupt the environment at this school.
02:59:44
Oh, here we go.
02:59:45
Now, I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired of the way people
02:59:47
treated and mocked for being compassionate.
02:59:50
It is out of control.
02:59:52
There's only one thing that can bring some normalcy
02:59:54
back to these corrupt times, and that is
02:59:58
our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
03:00:01
What this school has traded
03:00:04
truth for hasn't been that we were a nation under God.
03:00:08
But now we spin this face and wonder why everything's falling apart.
03:00:11
There's only one way back I repeat it without a crutch.
03:00:14
No way.
03:00:16
It's not work.
03:00:18
How do I know?
03:00:20
In order to turn things around, I.
03:00:22
So I went hard on the creation myth.
03:00:25
You can call me PC friends.
03:00:27
So now
03:00:28
I'd like you all to put your hands together for the power of Christ.
03:00:31
By the way, miss that if you don't want to talk
03:00:34
the way this Bible talks, you should keep your mouth shut.
03:00:38
I am the light and the way
03:00:41
is what?
03:00:43
Okay, so Jesus is actually the school.
03:00:46
Come on.
03:00:49
So if it's going to take 30s
03:00:51
to buffer every time I 32nd skip what name.
03:00:55
That's they're allowing you to make it transformative.
03:00:57
That's right, that's right. Let's go. Jesus.
03:00:59
Appreciate that
03:01:02
okay.
03:01:09
So how was your day, guys?
03:01:11
I really only wanted it. Wanted to watch the end of it.
03:01:13
I'm not really.
03:01:15
Jesus was watching the soda. Wrote.
03:01:17
No, I'm going to skip the watch alone.
03:01:20
Jesus showed up.
03:01:21
That's not cool.
03:01:21
What's Jesus doing in your school?
03:01:24
I don't know,
03:01:26
all right, Skip, come on.
03:01:26
Quick. Skip. Any particular? Yes.
03:01:29
Oh, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.
03:01:31
One religion. Yeah.
03:01:33
That's what I thought the government can't force a religion on my son.
03:01:38
Well, I think I'm going to have to talk to somebody about this.
03:01:41
He's gotta talk to somebody.
03:01:43
Oh. How's it going?
03:01:44
Is Jesus supposed to be allowed in schools?
03:01:51
Generally, the idea is, I don't know why that's so funny.
03:01:54
The separation of church and state.
03:01:55
So they can't promote any one religion?
03:01:57
Yeah, that's what I thought.
03:01:58
The government can't force a religion on my son.
03:02:01
Public schools can teach about religions in a neutral educational way,
03:02:05
but they can't endorse any particular one.
03:02:07
Was it a lesson on all? Sorry.
03:02:09
Speaking of I well, this is in there.
03:02:11
A Texas man sues his AI girlfriend app for emotional manipulation.
03:02:17
A man in Knoxville is suing a virtual AI companion app, claiming
03:02:21
the bot love bombed him,
03:02:23
drained him
03:02:24
of his crypto wallet.
03:02:28
And then ghosted him.
03:02:32
Dude, can you soon AI virtual companion.
03:02:37
You can sue the company that created it.
03:02:39
I just I just reminded me you can.
03:02:41
I have that on my sheet.
03:02:42
And when he's talking to AI, he's literally talking to AI religions.
03:02:47
No. My son said if anything, the wife or
03:02:50
the wife should sue for.
03:02:53
The wife,
03:02:55
then you're probably right to be concerned.
03:02:57
It's good you're looking out for your son's education.
03:03:00
Fuck off. Thanks.
03:03:01
It's really nice to have someone to talk to about all this.
03:03:08
That's, That's his wife, obviously.
03:03:10
No worries there.
03:03:11
Let me know if there's any other way I can help.
03:03:16
His wife is like.
03:03:19
Yeah.
03:03:21
Maybe you should put your fucking little AI assistant away
03:03:24
for a little fucking podcast.
03:03:26
Yeah. Assistant.
03:03:27
Hope you fucking little AI assistant is worth it.
03:03:29
I have a great sleep, and I'm sure you'll do more amazing things tomorrow.
03:03:38
I obviously you should watch this.
03:03:41
It's.
03:03:42
It's the greatest thing ever. And.
03:03:44
Yeah, kind of you.
03:03:46
This is all going to be a concern, because now everybody's acting like Cartman.
03:03:50
He's not special seeing him do his arrest and sue people.
03:03:53
I voted for him to get rid of all the woke stuff, but now that retarded.
03:03:57
And now, of course, we're blaming it on Trump, which I was.
03:04:01
Dude, sit here and let him break every rule of freedom.
03:04:04
No one will.
03:04:05
Come on, let's go get that son of a bitch.
03:04:08
Now, if you know anything about South Park Law, you know who Trump is, right?
03:04:13
The country and ruling by fear like some which I never understood.
03:04:17
I never thought I was like, no, there was like one of them.
03:04:19
More weird with rain. Yeah.
03:04:21
Very weird things that they did.
03:04:23
I thought it was I think they just did it
03:04:24
so they didn't have to really actually be ripping directly on Trump.
03:04:27
Yeah, I think it was the kind of.
03:04:30
Yeah.
03:04:30
Well what are some lines over?
03:04:32
Dun dun dun somewhere here. But I can't find it.
03:04:34
I'm not going to do it.
03:04:35
So dun dun dun. Check it out though. It's not him.
03:04:37
But you got reelected.
03:04:39
He hasn't been back to Washington in years.
03:04:42
He gave all that up.
03:04:43
He's been really good.
03:04:46
But if he's here, then
03:04:49
who's the retarded fagot in the white House?
03:04:53
I. Haha, yeah.
03:04:59
Okay.
03:05:00
Now here.
03:05:01
Quite frankly, here's where it got real weird for me of Canada.
03:05:04
They literally turned it into the old fashioned Saddam Hussein
03:05:08
fucking South fuck kind of dictator from the Middle East.
03:05:13
A dictator from the Middle East.
03:05:16
Relax. Yeah.
03:05:17
I'm just. Yeah.
03:05:18
Yo, check your ass.
03:05:19
The people of Canada will not be
03:05:22
there.
03:05:23
I think that's the joke. I mean, it goes on for a long time.
03:05:25
I mean, this is.
03:05:25
We definitely don't need to watch that. It goes on for a long time.
03:05:28
He's going to go in bed with Satan.
03:05:29
He's going to rub Satan's nipple the whole Saddam
03:05:31
Hussein fucking rehashed bit literally the same fucking.
03:05:35
Okay, that's weird though, right?
03:05:37
I thought it was lazy.
03:05:38
I supposed to be Saddam Hussein secretly.
03:05:42
Like they never really say he's just like, is it?
03:05:45
Is it?
03:05:46
It's weird that whenever it comes up
03:05:48
to tell everyone that's what they did with Saddam Hussein, but the that
03:05:51
relaxed, relaxed guy, relaxed body, it's the exact same thing.
03:05:55
But you're exactly it's exactly the same thing.
03:05:59
It had nothing to do with the fucking other woke part of the story.
03:06:02
They're just Saddam Hussein is not going.
03:06:04
I mean, sorry, who's the red guy?
03:06:05
They saying that Satan is just not going through it again, though?
03:06:08
The devil
03:06:10
are they?
03:06:11
They didn't even say, I don't know.
03:06:13
I know they're for like the first time ever.
03:06:15
All right. So I spoiler alert.
03:06:17
This is why I think this is the only reason they tied to it.
03:06:20
Because of this bit from Saddam.
03:06:22
I gotta find this.
03:06:22
But where when the sheet moves is I need to find.
03:06:26
Where's the sheet?
03:06:30
I can't find it.
03:06:31
But anyways, he pulls the sheet back and he says something
03:06:34
about suck my dick or let's play with my.
03:06:38
And Satan says it's too little.
03:06:40
Another random bitch commented on my Instagram that you're on the FC list.
03:06:44
The activists?
03:06:46
Are we still talking about that?
03:06:47
Who are you on the list or not?
03:06:49
It's weird that whenever it comes up, you just tell everyone to relax.
03:06:52
I'm not telling everyone to relax.
03:06:54
Relax that.
03:06:56
No, I need counseling.
03:06:59
You remind me more and more of this other guy I used to date.
03:07:01
Like, a lot. Like, you guys are like.
03:07:04
Exactly like,
03:07:08
Interesting, I love you.
03:07:09
Yeah.
03:07:11
I'll.
03:07:11
Come on.
03:07:13
Let's say include Donald Trump is exactly the same as Saddam Hussein.
03:07:18
Yeah, I mean, Hitler.
03:07:20
Now, Saddam Hussein, I don't know.
03:07:21
I mean, Trump is not a good guy or a bad guy.
03:07:23
I liked I liked some of the things he's done.
03:07:25
I like the immigration policies,
03:07:26
but I'm not going to get crazy and say he's very weird in bed with Satan.
03:07:31
I like them
03:07:33
so blatant, man.
03:07:35
Butters.
03:07:36
Anything they rip on both like ideals.
03:07:39
You guys have plans, they do.
03:07:41
But then ripping.
03:07:42
But there's actually like a weird yeah, like or censorship.
03:07:44
Like it's just kind of can you tell? And I'm not home.
03:07:46
It gets worse.
03:07:47
It gets way worse.
03:07:49
Social. It gets way worse.
03:07:51
He's out in the garage.
03:07:52
We I wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't leading somewhere.
03:07:55
Oh, no.
03:07:56
I'm kind of curious too.
03:07:57
What happens to it on the video if we get a letter from Vodacom and MTN,
03:08:01
we are real dicks. Do they're not going to allow this.
03:08:04
They better come on if there it.
03:08:06
No they're that's why you gotta get on the.
03:08:09
This is my favorite bit two of the one of the favorite bits too.
03:08:12
As soon as I saw it though I thought wait a minute,
03:08:14
I know you can't get any other films outside the fucking door.
03:08:17
I say, you can't just give up like everyone else has, Butters.
03:08:21
It's over.
03:08:22
You really want to sit around for weeks waiting for its no goodbyes?
03:08:25
Well, no.
03:08:25
Neither do I.
03:08:26
Just take it to the
03:08:29
legal base.
03:08:30
But okay, do, because Cartman's like we're going to have a suicide pact.
03:08:34
But I was like, wait, what is
03:08:37
Butters?
03:08:39
That they will kick him instead?
03:08:41
Well, it's.
03:08:47
This is 60 minutes.
03:08:49
Oh, boy.
03:08:50
Oh, shit.
03:08:52
Oh, boy.
03:08:53
Oh, God.
03:08:55
They're obviously nervous as fuck to
03:08:57
say anything bad about Trump, because then he's going to.
03:09:00
You keep in mind, you know that CBS is the one who ViacomCBS
03:09:04
and they're the ones who paid Trump. They sued him.
03:09:07
So that's I think that's what this whole stick pack is like.
03:09:09
If they say something bad about Trump, they're going to get sued.
03:09:12
No, father God, no.
03:09:13
If they make up complete false narratives
03:09:18
and help rig an election
03:09:20
by editing the joke here as they're sitting in an electric
03:09:24
car, fires the trying to kill themselves on electric.
03:09:27
Oh, brilliant. Looking around can.
03:09:30
Yeah.
03:09:31
The human body does everything it can in the final stages to try and cling to life.
03:09:35
Shouldn't be much longer. Now it's Jesus.
03:09:44
Let us break bread.
03:09:45
Break bread with me.
03:09:48
This is my body given for you.
03:09:51
Do this in remembrance of me. Oh,
03:09:57
no. Just eat the bread and listen.
03:10:03
And be underscore.
03:10:04
But I had to, because it was part of a lawsuit.
03:10:07
And the agreement with Paramount.
03:10:10
The president suing you? Seattle.
03:10:12
There's no way.
03:10:14
No. That's on.
03:10:15
There's no way the president's like, I'm going to sue you for defamation
03:10:18
and saying stuff that wasn't true about me
03:10:19
and Russian hoax in this, and it was Jesus on TV. Yes.
03:10:24
And you really want to go back
03:10:28
to stop being what?
03:10:30
It is? Weird.
03:10:30
The Colbert got canceled too, right?
03:10:32
That was probably part of it.
03:10:33
Oh, you know, it's hilarious because I happen to
03:10:36
I was listening to a past couple episodes behind,
03:10:38
and I just happened to listen to one from two weeks prior,
03:10:41
and I said something about them,
03:10:44
replacing Colbert or with some as a joke.
03:10:47
And two weeks later, Colbert announces that he's off
03:10:51
the slate.
03:10:51
You know, he killed the show completely
03:10:55
and have ruined it so bad that they are not even going to bring it back.
03:10:58
We'll do the dancing, vaccine, syringes and shit.
03:11:01
It was pathetic.
03:11:02
It's just an iconic show and he just ruined it and they canceled it.
03:11:07
They're not even just getting rid of him. They're getting rid of the entire show.
03:11:09
And how are they going to have Seth Meyers on with The Late Late Show after it,
03:11:13
or is that a different production either?
03:11:16
All right, so this is where this is about
03:11:18
to get really fucking South Park faithful.
03:11:22
I will relax and I'll take a rest.
03:11:25
Yes. Thank you.
03:11:26
Thank you very much.
03:11:29
Okay.
03:11:29
We settled. How we settled.
03:11:32
Thank God I got the president down to $3.5 million.
03:11:36
3.5 million?
03:11:37
That's not so bad.
03:11:38
That's really fair. I think that's fair.
03:11:40
We'll just have to cut some funding for our schools and hospitals and roads,
03:11:44
and that should be that. Yeah.
03:11:46
No no, no. Yeah.
03:11:48
So the joke is again, as part of the Trump's
03:11:51
ruining cities to doing pro-Trump messaging,
03:11:55
how are we supposed to do
03:11:57
okay, so
03:12:00
oh no no no no liberals fuck I apologize.
03:12:04
This is this is this is the next part.
03:12:06
This is I'm going to I'm going to show it pro-Trump messaging app.
03:12:10
Come on guys, we're South Park.
03:12:12
We can do it. Yeah.
03:12:14
You just gotta work together.
03:12:16
Yeah, yeah. You.
03:12:22
I can't believe they did this.
03:12:24
And it's it's not.
03:12:27
I'll just shut up now.
03:12:28
I have to I have to comment on it. It's not funny.
03:12:30
The ultimate sacrifice.
03:12:33
It's a good eye, Trump, though, who will deliver us from temptation?
03:12:38
He might be a little fatter.
03:12:39
I think they're making him a little bit fatter.
03:12:41
Yeah.
03:12:44
No matter how.
03:12:44
Had a warning.
03:12:46
The next segment has male full frontal nudity.
03:12:48
I just want to warn everybody so there's no surprises.
03:12:52
It's why
03:12:54
he's not a fake fight for Miss South Park.
03:12:58
This is South Park with conviction, discipline and trust in God.
03:13:02
He survived desperate.
03:13:09
That's for others.
03:13:10
For family.
03:13:14
And title.
03:13:15
Jacob and I endorse those models.
03:13:19
Trip.
03:13:21
His penis is teeny tiny,
03:13:23
but his love for us is large.
03:13:28
You. Want.
03:13:45
Oh, yeah.
03:13:45
They're just right there.
03:13:46
I think I might be going.
03:13:51
There.
03:13:51
Sitting in an electric car, by the way. So they're not going to die.
03:13:54
That's a good thing.
03:13:55
Yeah. So,
03:13:58
I gotta do less mouth smacks.
03:14:01
So I have a little weird.
03:14:03
Have you gotta close my mouth because my jaw has not, like, I'm just like, I'm.
03:14:06
I'm gobsmacked over here.
03:14:09
Dumbfounded.
03:14:12
Yeah.
03:14:12
It's, it's it's an interesting take, I guess.
03:14:16
I mean, they're they're they're hard.
03:14:19
Okay.
03:14:20
So one direction like what?
03:14:22
Here's, here's the story that I quoted that I took from it.
03:14:25
Here's a quote here. Done that.
03:14:27
And that's like again that's like a low blow shit okay.
03:14:30
So they said okay, but we're going to blow the penis.
03:14:33
And I said, no, no, you're not going to blow the penis, Parker said.
03:14:36
Stone added that the team decided to put eyes on the penis,
03:14:40
which would make it a character.
03:14:41
If we put eyes on the penis, we won't blur it.
03:14:44
That was a whole conversation with grown up people for four
03:14:47
fucking days.
03:14:51
I wish that was my job.
03:14:53
I was arguing with people to show up.
03:14:56
I mean, I'm not I'm not saying I like the segment,
03:14:58
but I would have loved to argue with people in suits about,
03:15:02
no, this is where my artistic stands.
03:15:04
We have to show the penis.
03:15:06
All right, fine.
03:15:06
We'll put eyeballs on the penis, but we're showing the penis.
03:15:10
Like, I think Donald Trump is hilarious as a character, like,
03:15:13
I, I've made fun of him, you know, as a character, like.
03:15:17
But, like, as far as, like, where was the character?
03:15:20
Isn't there?
03:15:21
There. You were just going
03:15:23
there he is naked in the desert and he has a small penis.
03:15:26
Do you know what that tells me?
03:15:28
That we're in good shape.
03:15:29
Because if that's all that they have to make fun of him,
03:15:32
then he's not doing anything wrong.
03:15:33
I'm really hurt by him. Why?
03:15:37
That's so weird.
03:15:38
They've never been hurt by any rule.
03:15:40
No, I mean, dude, they've.
03:15:42
It's South Park, first of all. So we don't we're not asking for a standard.
03:15:44
Where's the Joe Biden stuff?
03:15:46
Where's the Obama stuff?
03:15:48
You know, it's like, well, it's weird how these entities don't say like Eminem.
03:15:52
Same thing. Like, no, completely silent then.
03:15:54
Now all of a sudden
03:15:55
you want to be political and it's like, no, no, no, we we make fun of anyone.
03:15:59
And it's like, no, you don't.
03:16:01
Did you hear the number?
03:16:02
Did you hear the number though?
03:16:04
My number, I don't know, number 1.5 billion.
03:16:07
Is that the same night that that that episode aired
03:16:10
is the same night that it came out that they made a $1.5 billion deal?
03:16:16
So, I mean, the
03:16:18
with MTV, Viacom, the owner of the show Paramount, whatever.
03:16:23
CBS weird.
03:16:25
So clearly I mean is there like fine.
03:16:27
Well, fine.
03:16:28
This is what this is my hope.
03:16:29
I mean, they're like,
03:16:31
it was worth a shit ton.
03:16:33
But as far as it going forward, I don't know how long they're going to do
03:16:36
this for the 1.5 billion to house all their episodes.
03:16:40
So you have to have Paramount Plus now to watch South Park add people.
03:16:43
I mean,
03:16:45
that's a lot of fucking property.
03:16:47
That's a lot of content and it's good.
03:16:49
But I don't think I mean, I guess people have to experience South Park
03:16:52
for the first time, but it's not something I ever watched an episode again, ever.
03:16:57
You know what I mean?
03:16:58
Like, once you watch it once, it's not funny a second.
03:17:00
Some I mean, some of some of the things are kind of.
03:17:02
Yeah, right.
03:17:04
But it's only funny the shock value the first time.
03:17:06
And it's also what makes it so much fun is they do it in three days.
03:17:10
So the episodes are really, really hyper relevant.
03:17:14
I'm surprised more I was just tuning.
03:17:18
I'm just to point out
03:17:21
my artistic critique
03:17:22
is I'm very disappointed and not because I'm for or against Trump.
03:17:26
If you're going to make fun of Trump, like you said, like you have.
03:17:30
Yeah.
03:17:30
It's just is is oh, look at him. He's funny.
03:17:34
You have a very small penis and there's this tiny penis.
03:17:38
And that's kind of weird because you Americans, you have such a large penis.
03:17:41
That's a South Park episode, right
03:17:45
now. What
03:17:45
even then, in that in that instance, they were trying to like
03:17:49
they were.
03:17:52
Making fun of Asian people having small penises.
03:17:55
But in that instance, they were doing it to trick the stupid Americans.
03:17:59
So there was that making fun of both sides at the same time, right?
03:18:03
You know, three sides.
03:18:04
I don't see where there's it's just very targeted and very like low
03:18:08
blow, like,
03:18:10
I don't know why.
03:18:14
Like if I had I
03:18:16
and I was wanting to make fun of Trump, I would challenge go
03:18:20
look for Trump.
03:18:21
And then you would get dessert with a small penis.
03:18:23
I have no idea.
03:18:27
Like,
03:18:29
you always knew you had hated carry.
03:18:33
And I'm like, all
03:18:38
right, I
03:18:42
got yeah, yeah.
03:18:48
I. He's back.
03:18:52
And I was kind of. I.
03:19:03
You should get the hairstyle
03:19:04
to get hysterical. You.
03:19:08
Yeah, I had it.
03:19:10
I've had it.
03:19:10
People call me Weird Al. I'm not.
03:19:12
I'm good, I'm good,
03:19:15
I'm good.
03:19:19
What else?
03:19:19
What else is there going on here?
03:19:21
Did you, you happen to see,
03:19:24
the person on Netflix, don't you?
03:19:28
Yeah. Yeah, I saw more, too.
03:19:30
Yeah, yeah, I enjoyed it.
03:19:32
You didn't like it.
03:19:33
You enjoyed it.
03:19:34
Enjoyed it.
03:19:35
It was, because we did psycho. Why?
03:19:38
What did they.
03:19:39
What did you expect? Standard.
03:19:41
Did you like to be like?
03:19:42
I thought it was going to be, like, similar to the first movie.
03:19:45
This was just like, hey, remember the first movie?
03:19:48
I haven't swung the entire movie was.
03:19:50
Remember the first movie?
03:19:52
The only thing I showed you like half of the first movie in this movie?
03:19:55
Because they cut to it so many fucking times.
03:19:57
Yes, I need to.
03:19:58
And there was about two plot holes that made no sense.
03:20:00
There was just like things that they didn't
03:20:02
really discuss that they could have elaborated on.
03:20:04
And you just assume maybe they cut it out at some point.
03:20:06
I don't know,
03:20:08
they just bring these players in randomly, like at the end with the maxi.
03:20:11
They don't explain what Max is or what it stands for.
03:20:14
There's just this weird, creepy dude that's a terrible I know, I,
03:20:16
I thought they were talking about that virtual golf where they play like
03:20:20
the I don't know, but then they didn't experience the game at all.
03:20:23
They just are driving in carts
03:20:24
like these four wheelers all of a sudden and like, you must.
03:20:27
Yeah, but you didn't have to explain the game.
03:20:29
It was ridiculous.
03:20:30
Like playing against.
03:20:31
And they don't explain any of these people at all.
03:20:34
Like they don't explain who they are or why they're there,
03:20:35
and they barely even show them playing.
03:20:37
That's America for me, playing golf with all these comedians,
03:20:41
like with a couple comedians and stuff, where it's like they're just doing
03:20:44
action shots of them
03:20:45
swinging golf clubs and it's like, who cares about these minor characters?
03:20:49
They don't even show up again in the fucking movie.
03:20:52
Eminem was fucking terrible.
03:20:53
It was so corny.
03:20:54
And it is still fucking weird.
03:20:57
Eminem and the other guy, all the cameos
03:21:01
like it's just a hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
03:21:03
And it was just the random like, oh, the gravestone with the with the, a mr.
03:21:07
Mr. Lady who gave the fucking, air conditioner for her.
03:21:10
It was like a picture of her on the gravestone.
03:21:13
And they happened to have this.
03:21:15
It I get if it's going to be tongue in cheek, but did you miss the convenience
03:21:19
of everyone? Funny.
03:21:20
And that's not what the first movie was.
03:21:22
The first movie had roots in, in believability.
03:21:25
I don't like I like the where I like, oh, you came up with that hypothetical
03:21:30
that it wasn't this goofy fucking like the guy,
03:21:33
like, could have gotten his hand legitimately bit off by by an alligator.
03:21:36
It wasn't like, oh, here's his son. And guess what?
03:21:38
He got his hand cut off too.
03:21:40
And it looks fucking weird because it's eight times
03:21:42
longer than his other arm and it looks like shit.
03:21:44
Yeah, he's going to be a terrible actor too,
03:21:47
but I think because they were making fun of how bad it looked, see,
03:21:49
like you got to look deeper into it.
03:21:51
They were making the movie from themselves more than us.
03:21:55
And there's two they listen to everything.
03:21:56
I agree with you. Everything. Everything you said.
03:21:59
And then he shows his kids in there too much.
03:22:01
And then the stupid ballet thing, the who cares about the fucking?
03:22:04
And then you can't tell the two the two daughters apart from each other
03:22:07
because they look too similar.
03:22:08
And so you get confused. There's no daughter.
03:22:11
No. The rehab bitch is the one of his daughters too.
03:22:14
At the end. Where is he?
03:22:14
Oh, that wasn't that wasn't his daughter?
03:22:17
Yeah, that's one of his other daughters.
03:22:18
Is his two daughters.
03:22:20
Yeah. No, that was just his health.
03:22:22
That was just his AA buddy.
03:22:23
He has two daughters.
03:22:25
I don't believe that. I don't believe you
03:22:28
because I said the same thing.
03:22:29
I'm like, there was two wrestlers in the movie.
03:22:31
Just fast forward because she has tattoos and she looks older now.
03:22:34
They're like, that's a totally different girl.
03:22:36
There was two wrestlers in the movie.
03:22:37
The muscle son was a wrestler from the from AEW.
03:22:40
He was terrible.
03:22:41
I didn't notice a wrestler I didn't even like.
03:22:44
It was a muscle muscle one, he didn't really fit the crew at all.
03:22:47
And so even agree with everything you said.
03:22:50
It was totally wrong.
03:22:51
So they got edited out.
03:22:52
It was totally like Star Wars.
03:22:54
Like they just kind of just
03:22:56
they just he was like fans, like a fan written movie.
03:22:58
But there were two things.
03:22:59
It was all this like, oh, don't
03:23:01
oh this, this anti drinking campaign that's sprinkled in there too, you know,
03:23:05
speaking of which, hear you, it was more
03:23:08
it was more pro drinking than anti drinking.
03:23:10
In fact I think I thought he was going to drink like Popeye drank eight spinach.
03:23:14
And then that was going to make him win. Instead it was his rage.
03:23:17
He actually hit the ball. Father was right.
03:23:18
Sorry.
03:23:18
Spoiler alert
03:23:19
if you haven't seen Happy Gilmore two uses his rage to hit the ball further.
03:23:24
But, yeah, they they totally redid it.
03:23:27
But if you know that and you did,
03:23:29
you kind of steer into that knowing that it was just an old match.
03:23:31
The old one. It was corny as hell.
03:23:34
Then you look at each section, how are they going to redo this?
03:23:36
The one part with the bad guy, what's his name?
03:23:39
Stiller.
03:23:41
I don't know the his character name and the thing.
03:23:42
It's on his thing.
03:23:43
Oh, the whole time.
03:23:44
Hell, hell, hell, something or whatever.
03:23:47
The way they work him back in, I don't want to spoil that,
03:23:49
but I really like that because he wasn't picking on old people.
03:23:52
Now. He was picking on.
03:23:54
Oh, yeah, he was picking on people that had to serve
03:23:56
court ordered therapy instead of court ordered therapy.
03:24:00
He they had to, another spoiler said a court court ordered therapy.
03:24:05
They had to work in his sweatshop. That was that was great.
03:24:07
That was okay.
03:24:09
That was the part of the shooter.
03:24:10
McGavin thing was kind of weird because it was it was confusing at first.
03:24:14
And then like, the guy just all of a sudden gets him out.
03:24:17
And then I did like that.
03:24:18
He they kind of made him a good guy.
03:24:19
So I do kind of like that.
03:24:22
Since when he makes the makes the protagonist from the first movie,
03:24:25
the Good guy with them in the second movie.
03:24:27
That's kind of a this is weird that like, oh, all of a sudden, you know, Happy
03:24:30
Gilmore, he fucking he hasn't played golf in forever.
03:24:35
He plays one round of golf, has a fucking great shot.
03:24:37
And then like, you know,
03:24:39
like a month later, he's like back, but like, that's all he had to do.
03:24:42
He had all these troubles and the fact that his wife died with a golf
03:24:45
like just that was just too, too corny, dumb.
03:24:48
Well, but that was it was the music.
03:24:50
And then obviously that was just like, fine,
03:24:52
if you want to, if you want to, just go ahead.
03:24:53
Let's kill the wife off
03:24:54
so we can tell a different type of love story or a different type.
03:24:57
I think she's back to it.
03:24:59
And it's just her name. Bone. Bone, whatever. The blond.
03:25:02
I know you saw the script and said,
03:25:03
I'll be in your movie, but only for three minutes.
03:25:07
You don't have that kind of time.
03:25:10
The other be there.
03:25:10
So can we just green screen me in the entire time
03:25:14
I noticed a lot of green screen.
03:25:16
There was when they were even sitting in the weirdest little
03:25:18
I like, dude, that's like an indoor set.
03:25:20
They can do that.
03:25:22
Yeah.
03:25:22
But going back to what I was saying before with shooting McGavin,
03:25:24
like he hadn't played in forever, he was in a loony bin, comes out,
03:25:27
and then they're like, hey, hit this, hit this shot.
03:25:29
And then he nails it and he's like a fucking pro and a half,
03:25:32
you know, without zero practice, you know, because he was.
03:25:34
Because he's that good.
03:25:36
Because he.
03:25:36
Yeah, but Happy Gilmore needed a fucking
03:25:39
whatever.
03:25:40
It was just all goofy with the fucking thing
03:25:42
at the end with the, the, the thing that moved
03:25:45
when they stood on it for putting and it was just kind of just.
03:25:47
Yeah, that was dumb.
03:25:48
I was right away when I saw it, I was like, that's going to shoot you
03:25:51
roll the ball back and forth without hitting it and just got it in the gutter,
03:25:55
got it in the hole like you didn't need to hit one shot.
03:25:57
Yep, yep.
03:25:59
They didn't think of that though.
03:26:00
They, they they wanted to still play golf.
03:26:02
It was just too cartoony.
03:26:05
Happy Gilmore was to cartoon.
03:26:07
Next I'm going to say is fucking Ace Ventura was overacting okay.
03:26:10
So happy Gilmore.
03:26:12
What was cartoony in the first Happy Gilmore?
03:26:13
The fact that he had this run up drive and he could drive the ball
03:26:17
450, 500ft
03:26:20
yards. What is it? Yards?
03:26:22
I think I'm thinking 100 400 yards.
03:26:25
Yeah, yeah. Four. Yeah.
03:26:26
That's unbelievable. That's so that's so unrealistic.
03:26:28
How about that Tony? About the movie. What else was.
03:26:31
What about that movie?
03:26:32
The little short midget dude that was the kid from I See Dead People when he.
03:26:37
When he spun around the way he spun his body all the way around
03:26:40
and looked at happy dude, that made me laugh.
03:26:43
I don't know why it was so funny when they spun around so far
03:26:45
before they did their golf shot, because they did that too.
03:26:48
That was. Yeah, I think so.
03:26:51
Let's find out.
03:26:52
Are you kidding me?
03:26:53
Yeah. So I liked that part of it.
03:26:55
So that was kind of like, okay, I get that actually.
03:26:58
Heads in real as a minute. Yeah.
03:27:00
I thought it was weird to have this extra until he spun around.
03:27:03
It was hilarious.
03:27:05
Happy Gilmore I didn't mind that villain.
03:27:09
You know?
03:27:10
But this is the it didn't even pick new music, dude.
03:27:13
They replayed the same fucking songs that bothered.
03:27:17
They they just didn't.
03:27:18
Just too much of, like, remember that?
03:27:20
Like, I could have just watched the first one over.
03:27:22
Yeah, that's his daughter right there.
03:27:23
That's no,
03:27:25
that's his other daughter. Yeah.
03:27:26
That's not his other daughter. Are you kidding me?
03:27:28
It's not as other daughter.
03:27:29
Did you notice two one thing out of this?
03:27:31
The boys out of his four boys, one looks like the neighbor
03:27:34
from across the street, Steve Buscemi, call, and I don't know if they did it.
03:27:38
But I did.
03:27:39
I when I pointed that out
03:27:40
to the people we were watching with, they found that hilarious.
03:27:43
One of his four boys looks like the neighbor did
03:27:47
well in the movie anyways.
03:27:49
Oh, in the movie I'm saying yeah.
03:27:50
Okay, well, this is going to be worse.
03:27:54
Where do I have to go to find the fucking people?
03:27:57
IMDb yeah.
03:27:59
I am so sorry.
03:28:03
Oh, it's my
03:28:06
terrible. Yeah.
03:28:07
I mean, I could have done without it, but I'm glad they did it.
03:28:09
I was just
03:28:10
it was, you access points, and that's why you shouldn't have expected anything.
03:28:14
Yeah, but, like,
03:28:15
if they're going to do a Billy Madison two, I'm going to be like, oh, no.
03:28:19
Because, oh, they're going to be like is remember the first movie
03:28:22
so you don't have earlier.
03:28:23
Oh no.
03:28:23
No, let's have someone who who's Chris Farley's
03:28:26
kid is the bus driver and have him like, sort of in the movie and have.
03:28:30
Oh, my dad used to drive the bus.
03:28:32
Oh, I'm gonna eat your sandwiches.
03:28:34
Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's this.
03:28:37
This is like a side effect.
03:28:38
You. Yeah, we have comedy.
03:28:39
And it was the comedy, and it was just terrible.
03:28:42
The little like, there was no real jokes.
03:28:44
There was just a bunch of just.
03:28:47
Yeah, common shit.
03:28:48
Anyone could fucking write like, I don't know, it was.
03:28:51
I thought it was bad.
03:28:54
It was.
03:28:55
I was blown away by how bad I was.
03:28:57
I didn't expect it. It was.
03:28:58
So they put a lot of money in it.
03:29:00
They put a lot of money, and they paid a lot of professional golfers to be in it.
03:29:04
They had a lot of cameos,
03:29:06
but I thought script wise, plot wise, it it made no sense.
03:29:11
It was stupid and it it was terrible, terrible, terrible to you.
03:29:17
Yeah.
03:29:17
That guy was absolutely the guy from The Sixth Sense.
03:29:20
And he was also, Really?
03:29:22
That's the kid I see dead people.
03:29:24
He's this fat troll now.
03:29:26
Yeah.
03:29:27
Hey, Joel, where I was. Yeah.
03:29:31
Austin's.
03:29:32
Oh, my God.
03:29:34
Yeah, but he's. This is him.
03:29:36
Normal size.
03:29:38
No, he's.
03:29:39
I mean, he's pretty small. The movie he's got.
03:29:41
No, he's gotten fatter.
03:29:42
That's the way that it's way more fat.
03:29:45
He was, also little, Forrest Gump.
03:29:50
He was Force junior.
03:29:53
No he wasn't.
03:29:54
Yeah, yeah he was.
03:29:56
I'll get a picture of Buck.
03:29:58
We need a, What are we going to get a make a sandwich bumper?
03:30:01
Because
03:30:02
get this guy here, brown bread, whole meal.
03:30:06
And this is a good example.
03:30:07
I'll make new bumpers when the host comes back.
03:30:09
I was like, oh, all right. Types of things.
03:30:11
Whatever one is available, really.
03:30:13
I mean, the first one I see in the footage that comes out,
03:30:15
and especially since I got this, no, do whatever.
03:30:17
We gotta get some water.
03:30:18
I wouldn't have it coming out of the edges just because you and I pull the strings.
03:30:22
Like we don't need to introduce anything to anyone outside it.
03:30:26
Nothing else on the with Gary, we kind of need to steer him.
03:30:29
So I got this is what we're doing. Get this man.
03:30:31
I got an hour and ten minutes. Sabina. Video.
03:30:34
We were going to react,
03:30:34
but that's not going to resemble razor blades to meet your time planning.
03:30:38
I like plenty.
03:30:39
I'm stands up to it now.
03:30:41
This is a good one to book. Yeah.
03:30:42
It's time to look up proper. He is.
03:30:44
He doesn't touch a single thing with his fingers now other than the bread.
03:30:47
I guess he did, but I can't either layer.
03:30:49
Since you're a coupla tomato, though, you know, they give it a bit of moisture.
03:30:53
You know, you might. I see something awesome. Let's go.
03:30:56
The water.
03:30:56
Anything I like scrub through.
03:30:59
But that's like a what did he say?
03:31:01
So that he cuts it up.
03:31:03
He has a manipulate the fork perfectly. And then he has.
03:31:05
Oh, he does use his hand everyone.
03:31:06
I mean, you know, like
03:31:08
like the team would line out, you know, not to near each other.
03:31:11
And two tomatoes of that eight would be plenty for me.
03:31:14
Tomatoes with things that that didn't appear for a long time in West Kerry.
03:31:18
I think it was after the war in the pier a long time it was.
03:31:23
We couldn't plant them.
03:31:24
Next thing they weren't plantable, we didn't have seeds of lettuce.
03:31:27
This lettuces, it came all the way from the far land.
03:31:29
And then I put it a little bit protruding.
03:31:32
That's what I like to see coming out and out of that.
03:31:35
Maybe it was just that way.
03:31:37
So that little bit of the green, you know, I was used to going to matches.
03:31:40
I grew up on the farm. Green was everywhere.
03:31:42
I like to go in to be visible in as many things as possible.
03:31:46
Let me to have this pizza.
03:31:48
Adam. They issue and I get now to secure.
03:31:51
I don't put any sort of a substance that would stick them together to me.
03:31:56
Now that's complete. It's natural.
03:31:58
There are no extras to it.
03:31:59
And then the job now making sure that there's a little bit of green to make
03:32:05
that's made now, except to divide it into no push down on the bread.
03:32:09
I don't like them out of the idea
03:32:10
of making two triangles that bread was never meant to be.
03:32:13
Triangle.
03:32:14
It was meant to be square.
03:32:15
Good thing it was never meant to be triangular.
03:32:19
This in the end of
03:32:21
that one, until you feel the solid board underneath.
03:32:25
And there they are. Technical.
03:32:26
Here's what this to me
03:32:29
that would be the perfect scent.
03:32:31
Simple, wholesome ingredients.
03:32:34
Bacon that's boiled top, Irish bacon.
03:32:38
Local lettuce, local tomatoes. Kakarot.
03:32:41
The tradition will live on forever.
03:32:42
I think so I, I hope you enjoy.
03:32:46
Thanks for watching. Brilliant.
03:32:48
Don't. Don't leave.
03:32:49
Oh, I was about to leave, so I decided to make a compilation
03:32:53
of my favorite sound from this video. I really enjoyed it.
03:32:55
So there you go Rome bread whole me.
03:32:59
And this is a good example of that.
03:33:01
Just within a like a football pitch,
03:33:04
the lines are there outside, nothing else on the pitch.
03:33:08
The essential I like plenty of substance to it.
03:33:12
Now, this is a good one to put.
03:33:13
It's nicely bent around that to match
03:33:17
round, and I think that'll do a job.
03:33:19
And currently anything since you know.
03:33:22
So the latency coming up,
03:33:26
Longer as well.
03:33:26
So I thanks for watching.
03:33:30
I wish it was a bit longer as well.
03:33:31
So I decided to make a compilation of my favorite sound that's creepy as fuck.
03:33:37
So a compilation of his favorite sounds.
03:33:39
It's just him making the sandwich again. He's just talking.
03:33:42
But then be cut so that that that rest on it
03:33:46
is the song that is a slight sawing noise, you know, like
03:33:48
like the team would line out, you know, not to near each other.
03:33:51
Unintentional Asmr of I, I don't know.
03:33:54
So you coming out that's what it says.
03:33:56
Maybe you lost that way.
03:33:58
So the little bit of the green you know that the swallow
03:34:02
your swallow, stick them together to me now that's given me.
03:34:05
It's natural.
03:34:06
There are no extraneous the far side of the job now.
03:34:09
Yeah.
03:34:10
I just want to have an idea on the two equal halves.
03:34:13
That dude, that one of you feel the solid both
03:34:16
underneath simple holes.
03:34:19
Fucking awesome. Right?
03:34:21
That's one of the best sandwich videos I think I've ever seen.
03:34:24
I don't know, I never really how to design no nipples.
03:34:28
I'd like more titties and nipples, but to be honest, a nice wholesome sandwich.
03:34:33
Oh, here we go.
03:34:34
Oh, she's got a push on the meat.
03:34:36
Wonder why you wash your hands with 20% of the meat.
03:34:38
I hope so,
03:34:40
I'm gonna go for your best.
03:34:44
Thank you,
03:34:46
I swear, unfortunately, I just I don't really try to
03:34:50
say so.
03:34:52
I think I know you really attracted to me,
03:34:56
but we don't need to do.
03:35:02
I got my popcorn right, like I cooked.
03:35:04
Well, I like it.
03:35:08
I don't like wasting a steak on a sandwich yourselves.
03:35:10
And there I think that I don't think that's a steak.
03:35:12
I think that's like a brisket.
03:35:13
Maybe I don't like wasting a hunk of meat on a
03:35:17
sandwich. Yeah.
03:35:19
The band, maybe that could be cooked a little bit more
03:35:24
here, you guys.
03:35:24
The tats.
03:35:25
Just a hair.
03:35:28
I guess it depends on what kind of meat it is.
03:35:30
Fuck. That's what she said.
03:35:32
It looks a little raw still.
03:35:34
I don't know.
03:35:36
Yeah,
03:35:38
yeah.
03:35:41
Cereal on the outside, though, when she cut it.
03:35:43
Well, I don't know.
03:35:44
I would probably start eating it.
03:35:46
And if it was slightly undercooked in my opinion, I go, yeah, well,
03:35:49
if it's good, healthy, I wouldn't put it back on the grill.
03:35:51
I'd be like, that's close enough.
03:35:53
If it's good, healthy meat, you can, you can eat it raw.
03:35:56
But you know what isn't good? Healthy meat.
03:35:59
Just put it in our raw
03:36:02
to do, to put it in our raw.
03:36:05
You ever have a Tina's burrito?
03:36:09
Even though I prefer the Aussie beast.
03:36:10
Breaking news in Vernon. Oh.
03:36:17
Fuck.
03:36:18
That is breaking news. Be.
03:36:20
That's where police and firefighters are investigating a disturbing death
03:36:24
in a large scale industrial kitchen.
03:36:26
Yeah, this happened at a factory
03:36:27
that makes a well known brand of frozen Tina's.
03:36:31
Tina's burrito.
03:36:32
Live in Vernon.
03:36:32
Pausing for a second, then replay it again.
03:36:35
Like the feel like the mouth is a spasm.
03:36:38
But, you know, we got it all. We got the gist of it.
03:36:40
The only one were police and firefighters are are you said pause and play it again.
03:36:44
I don't know what I heard was still industrial.
03:36:46
I mean, I don't know, I don't know I didn't know.
03:36:49
Best forward burritos.
03:36:50
Eyewitness News reporter David Gonzalez live in Vernon.
03:36:53
With what we know so far, it looks cold.
03:36:57
Hey good morning John.
03:36:57
Yeah.
03:36:58
Seven hours.
03:36:58
Oh. What is that was no, wait. What?
03:37:02
He's here on the scene talking.
03:37:04
I was not expecting that voice to come out of what
03:37:08
you do.
03:37:09
You go to concert last night? It's Monday morning.
03:37:11
Check out this video.
03:37:12
Oh, dude, he's doing all of a appear to be there.
03:37:16
I'm sorry. Yeah, outside of Tina's burrito.
03:37:18
Fact is, the only other guy who talks like that in the world.
03:37:21
Hey, worker. Guys, can we show some respect?
03:37:23
Information available.
03:37:24
Oh, yeah. There's facts here that this morning I wasn't talking to you.
03:37:27
I was talking with the guy from the square back on.
03:37:29
This guy just fell into a burrito. It's.
03:37:31
Nobody gives a fuck because I said, like, our.
03:37:32
Okay, L.A.
03:37:34
County fire says when they arrived,
03:37:35
they did find a worker trapped, like, dude in a no no trap.
03:37:39
Like in a machine.
03:37:41
What kind of machine was it?
03:37:42
Did a machine right now with the amount of steel, amount of meat,
03:37:46
any other information?
03:37:47
But I can tell this is in LA here at Tina.
03:37:50
Oh, la.
03:37:51
So this morning,
03:37:52
one worker showed up but was going home because he wasn't feeling well.
03:37:55
He stopped to talk to us and he told us that he did not know about this incident
03:38:00
until he showed up this morning.
03:38:01
Also, we believe Cal OSHA is expected to launch the investigation
03:38:06
sometime later today.
03:38:07
But back out here live.
03:38:08
Vernon police just walked out of the factory
03:38:10
and right now we're talking to some people who we believe work at this factory.
03:38:14
But as soon as we get more information, of course we'll pass it along to you
03:38:17
reporting live. So you have nothing.
03:38:19
You have nothing to report is what you just said.
03:38:21
When we drove all the way out of here
03:38:23
to report you.
03:38:24
Nothing.
03:38:25
The important thing to know is I did do a little bit of follow up on that.
03:38:28
The factory did open the next morning.
03:38:31
In fact, during that reporting, they still hadn't actually shut down
03:38:34
production, which tells me that if you order a Tina's burrito
03:38:38
or pick up one at a gas station in the next several months,
03:38:43
you may have some real Mexican
03:38:45
burrito allegedly.
03:38:48
No, no, no, not allegedly.
03:38:50
We just heard.
03:38:54
Yeah, I like credit for that.
03:38:57
There's Mexican
03:38:59
in your burrito.
03:39:01
Real Mexican burrito.
03:39:02
What's that supposed to mean?
03:39:04
That a Mexican fell into the grinding sounds racist thing?
03:39:09
And now he's part of the burrito?
03:39:12
Since I'm eating popcorn,
03:39:15
how much would you pay for movie popcorn?
03:39:19
I don't know.
03:39:20
I like movie popcorn, but I think movie popcorn
03:39:22
is literally the best popcorn and it cannot be imitated or duplicated.
03:39:26
I have upstairs the largest bag of popcorn you can buy from the movie theater.
03:39:31
Yeah, just so you can bring it back home.
03:39:34
Yes. I did not go to the movies.
03:39:36
I just went, I went and bought it. Yeah.
03:39:38
You know, said to him,
03:39:39
I want to make a deal with the movie theater
03:39:40
because when I walked out, at least two people,
03:39:43
at least two people, two people.
03:39:46
So. Hey, two bro, where'd you get that?
03:39:49
Like, hey, we're just score that.
03:39:50
Did you just come in and ask for that? One?
03:39:52
Dude said I was like, yeah, I just ask why I got that one time too.
03:39:54
Yeah.
03:39:55
And then they they, Because somebody asked for that.
03:39:58
You have to, you have to impede the ticket area, but
03:40:01
you just have to either sneak past the nice lady tonight.
03:40:04
I'm going over there to buy popcorn.
03:40:05
Yeah.
03:40:06
You either say that or sometimes you just walk right in and they know they're not.
03:40:08
They don't stop you.
03:40:09
And if they do, just say, hey,
03:40:10
I'm just going to buy some popcorn and then fucking leave.
03:40:12
I don't want to see a dumb ass movie.
03:40:13
I can watch it at home.
03:40:15
I got fucking unlimited messes at home.
03:40:17
You could just walk in. Who pays for fucking movies?
03:40:19
Who goes to a movie at a movie theater and pays for, like, a dipshit?
03:40:23
Well, all the same, people that buy this.
03:40:26
I have a rule to this beginning.
03:40:29
You know,
03:40:31
I hear you're in.
03:40:36
A Euro
03:40:38
Galactus.
03:40:42
What is it?
03:40:48
What?
03:40:49
How big is it?
03:40:51
What does it look like?
03:40:51
A gas toilet? Yeah. I don't like it cheaper.
03:40:55
And, make a cheap, stupid. There's.
03:40:57
Give me a bucket.
03:40:59
So I don't like the way they measured it.
03:41:00
They're like it's 80in wide. I don't really care.
03:41:03
There's no popcorn in the ears. Yeah. How wide is it?
03:41:06
The other way when you turn it.
03:41:07
The when you turn it. This way.
03:41:11
What is it?
03:41:12
I think it was the same amount of wide.
03:41:14
And then imagine like people with that on their glasses are watching the movie.
03:41:17
Oh, no. Oh, you can buy it.
03:41:19
I want, I want to
03:41:20
when I went to go get my big thing, I'm like, oh, there's less popcorn cause
03:41:23
you tried to buy it.
03:41:24
I did, because it's $8 to buy in the movies, and it's going for 150
03:41:27
on eBay now, and it's only going to go up, and then we'll drop it.
03:41:31
Then it'll drop way down.
03:41:32
But I was I wanted to
03:41:33
and you'll make like if anything, you'll make 30 bucks off of it
03:41:37
and you'll hold on to it for 15 years and and it'll be worthless.
03:41:41
But I heard it was sold out, so I wanted to find one.
03:41:43
I couldn't.
03:41:46
How am noxious?
03:41:47
Hopefully they make you take that back to your car before you go into the theater.
03:41:53
No assholes with this thing fucking next to you, it better no fuck off.
03:41:58
It better be refillable forever.
03:42:00
It's like $80.
03:42:02
No, you just get the.
03:42:03
You get the fucking stupid
03:42:04
winged head man from whatever Marvel thing they're trying to hawk.
03:42:09
It's the biggest one ever, though.
03:42:10
But it's not as big as the bag of pop.
03:42:11
Oh, my God, the biggest one ever. It.
03:42:13
No, honestly, I don't like because it's the popcorn at the bottom.
03:42:17
It's not going to be as fresh.
03:42:19
Well, neither is the big bag.
03:42:20
I just bought, which they're overlooking.
03:42:24
You know why? This is the Guinness Book World Record?
03:42:25
Because it's a fucking, bucket garbage bag in there, and they had them fill it.
03:42:29
I know, but I'm going to try that because check it out.
03:42:34
I take a listen.
03:42:35
I, you know, the little grocery bags don't laugh.
03:42:38
I think I said this on the show before.
03:42:39
This is a hack.
03:42:40
Listen, listen at AMC or almost every theater that you get refills.
03:42:44
You get refills, right? I must have you pick.
03:42:45
Do you pick the bag out of the garbage and ask them to refill it?
03:42:50
No. I take the cleanest grocery bag that I had
03:42:52
because when I do my groceries, there's certain stuff
03:42:54
I put in there and sometimes I even just grab a couple bags.
03:42:56
They're clean,
03:42:58
and when you go there, you get there by their bucket or their bag or whatever.
03:43:02
And then you say, give me my free refill right now and I.
03:43:05
And then usually like, oh, wait, sir, we don't have anything to put it in.
03:43:08
And I'm like, I do.
03:43:11
And they'll give you get one free refill.
03:43:14
I think you get as many refills as you want.
03:43:17
So that doesn't count as a refill.
03:43:18
That just counts as an extra fill.
03:43:20
So you take the but you should buy two.
03:43:22
No, I buy one.
03:43:24
They give you. You're not filling it.
03:43:27
Correct I, I'm like can I get my refill now?
03:43:30
And they're like sure. But we don't.
03:43:31
We were not going to give you a container, but if you have a container.
03:43:35
They'll be so you don't have to come back out.
03:43:37
It's not like you're.
03:43:40
Okay. Who cares?
03:43:41
I like coming back out. I want a fresh batch.
03:43:43
Maybe use the pisser.
03:43:44
You're going to possibly get another drink.
03:43:46
Do that stupid little app to tell you.
03:43:48
Although I haven't been in the movies in years, so
03:43:52
the last movie I went to see is I cannot remember.
03:43:54
Yeah, I can't remember either.
03:43:56
It was Cheech and Chong, you asshole.
03:43:58
Oh, yeah.
03:43:58
Yeah, yeah, Cheech and Chong, I know, I know, and you don't.
03:44:02
Jesus Christ, I have no memory.
03:44:04
It's great. I do love Jesus.
03:44:09
I do like.
03:44:13
You know, if you don't want to talk
03:44:15
the way this Bible talks, you should keep your mouth shut.
03:44:20
Chuck Mangione, squirrel attack.
03:44:22
We did. Oh. Drake's plane. Did you see Drake's plane?
03:44:24
Me neither.
03:44:25
Know what would happen?
03:44:28
Nothing.
03:44:30
Nothing yet.
03:44:30
Anyway, it's going to crash.
03:44:35
We crashed.
03:44:38
Yeah.
03:44:38
I mean, you can paint your plane any fucking any anything
03:44:40
your imagination can do on that shape of a canvas.
03:44:45
And this motherfucker decided sky blue with clouds.
03:44:48
I just I just got a kick.
03:44:51
I got a kick out of it.
03:44:53
Who paints their fucking plane?
03:44:55
Fucking camouflage.
03:45:00
No, nothing.
03:45:02
A clear.
03:45:05
A pedophile.
03:45:09
Lives Drake.
03:45:10
The a minor guy. Is that.
03:45:11
Who is that?
03:45:12
Yeah.
03:45:13
Allegedly. Yep.
03:45:16
Well, I'm surprised his plane doesn't look like,
03:45:19
like, have the alphabet on it and shit.
03:45:25
Yeah.
03:45:26
Anything else? No.
03:45:27
Rainbow on it. Rainbow decked across it
03:45:30
with sex offender, megalithic architecture, sex offenders.
03:45:33
Right here and there.
03:45:34
They are the the polygonal.
03:45:38
These. Yes. They're incredible.
03:45:40
And they're in three different spots.
03:45:41
I know there's a wall in Japan that's built like that.
03:45:44
I know there's this one that's South America.
03:45:46
I missed enthusiastic.
03:45:48
Gary Colbeck has the same.
03:45:50
I know he's talking so fast and excited like a kid.
03:45:52
I know he jokes on so many topics in these earlier up the sweat.
03:45:55
Rob Marshall today I need, my, I bought this bank popcorn
03:45:59
and I want to show you.
03:46:00
But it's so cool. And, I
03:46:03
these racks
03:46:04
all look the same all over the world because they're square rocks.
03:46:06
And that means that they're all connected somehow.
03:46:08
Not because they're just square rocks.
03:46:09
Because there's something magical.
03:46:10
No, but it's all
03:46:11
about the how they're fuzed together, which is absolutely astonishing.
03:46:16
Is it though?
03:46:16
Is it almost seems like they're. Yeah.
03:46:18
Because you can't fit any.
03:46:19
You can't fit like an object in between there.
03:46:21
You can't fit like a
03:46:23
I forget what they always point to, but you can't fit like a,
03:46:26
you know, playing card or a fucking, you know, baseball card or,
03:46:30
and there's no way that there
03:46:32
seems a borderless seems that's why they lasted for so long.
03:46:35
That's why this isn't the crumbled
03:46:37
like a lot of other structures are, because the mortar is what
03:46:39
starts to go to shit.
03:46:40
If you have more or less seams than you, then you have rocks.
03:46:44
Just rocks.
03:46:45
But the way that these rocks are shaped are more or less that they
03:46:50
they were put in a place because there's no way that you have
03:46:52
you have rocks that are this shape.
03:46:53
So they're they're an idea in the fact that they're a darker color
03:46:58
stone as well is there's some theories that say that they created these,
03:47:02
like with some kind of mold that they were able to.
03:47:05
Yeah.
03:47:06
Yeah.
03:47:06
Which is, which is retarded too,
03:47:08
because I don't know why you would choose this design.
03:47:10
If you're going to pour stone mold, you would choose something.
03:47:13
So I don't.
03:47:15
So then there's another theory
03:47:16
that says, you know, more or less technology is more advanced.
03:47:20
Whether you want to say that they had it themselves or it came from ancient
03:47:24
aliens of some sort, that they were able
03:47:28
to cut these stones with some type of laser type
03:47:33
technology that allowed them to just kind of shape, shape them.
03:47:38
But. So. Okay.
03:47:39
Good point.
03:47:40
So if you're cutting them, though,
03:47:40
why are you cutting them to make them more manageable?
03:47:42
If you're cutting them to make them a more manageable
03:47:44
brick, wouldn't you cut them more so that I guess so true?
03:47:51
I just don't I
03:47:51
don't know how you would make bricks and they fit perfectly.
03:47:54
And that's just the way it is.
03:47:56
It's just you don't know how it's done.
03:47:58
What if they didn't fit perfectly in their part of a wall?
03:48:00
No idea what bigger than that.
03:48:01
The sheer weight and pressure just kind of pushed them together,
03:48:04
mashed them together almost over millions of years.
03:48:07
The thing with stuff, like with anything is that if if it was done in the past,
03:48:12
we can figure out how it was done today.
03:48:14
We don't know how that was done.
03:48:18
Because the hardness of those stones
03:48:19
are still, hardness of, of non, you know, manufactured.
03:48:24
So it wasn't like they poured concrete or anything.
03:48:27
And so how did they go about.
03:48:31
Doing that.
03:48:33
Because they, they shaped them somehow.
03:48:36
And how did they round everything and make everything so tight and precise of you.
03:48:41
And the fact that it's very, mean with that sound.
03:48:46
It's not like straight line. Perfect.
03:48:47
Like they had a saw or something. It's it's very thin.
03:48:50
You can't just sand shit by hand and do that.
03:48:52
It's impossible.
03:48:54
So if they're going to do that, they obviously
03:48:56
they found the bed where they quarry the stones from and shit.
03:48:58
Right. It's easier, at least in some of the sites.
03:49:01
Probably. Yeah, I assume so, yeah.
03:49:04
So what happens is you've got a selection, you have some smart person that says,
03:49:07
put all the big rocks over here, all the medium
03:49:09
rocks over here, and all the large rocks over here.
03:49:11
Position it as best as you can fit.
03:49:13
Then you get some really smart guy with puzzles to even finish it out.
03:49:17
I don't I mean, when you say they fit perfectly, I've seen them.
03:49:20
I don't think they fit anywhere near perfectly.
03:49:21
That's like saying that your skin is perfectly flat.
03:49:23
That one and that one is that one.
03:49:25
Specifically, they say that you cannot you can go shove a fucking,
03:49:29
you know, a hair in between these.
03:49:31
I think over that's I'm saying I think over time they would
03:49:34
it would make it cute almost fuzed together.
03:49:37
Let's see. I don't think so.
03:49:38
So here, here
03:49:40
it would just create different recesses because water would find one passageway
03:49:43
and then it would create like stone stacking
03:49:47
is there because I've heard people say that you think the lines are from water.
03:49:49
Yeah.
03:49:50
And also people put lines to make so much more difficult
03:49:53
than somebody tried to say that that was a flat rock wall.
03:49:56
And all the lines are created from erosion holds up where they're.
03:50:02
Giant rock.
03:50:03
And they carved it. And I don't believe in that,
03:50:05
but I've heard this fucking look how young it looks.
03:50:07
I want to know these fucking aged a lot.
03:50:10
You have not.
03:50:11
Oh, yeah.
03:50:12
That was better.
03:50:12
You should get checked out because it started stone
03:50:15
and mentally Amazon we got sexy you guys there.
03:50:18
So Brazil the awesome picture of Machu Picchu
03:50:22
and he oh you guys so much media at the same time.
03:50:25
The stones we used it right.
03:50:27
That's I think it's a different kind of technology I think
03:50:30
we're not thinking the same way they thought.
03:50:33
I think the parents has so much energy, so a lot more lively.
03:50:37
I don't think he's gotten have a cigaret.
03:50:40
He was very animated.
03:50:41
What kind of cigaret smoking basically.
03:50:43
Would I try to get my hang of that? Gross.
03:50:46
I think that's why the podcast stops, because, this thing is too big to
03:50:50
for us to carry.
03:50:51
I gave it all to the Giants, you know, 3 or 4 times our size.
03:50:54
These stones aren't.
03:50:54
That's the only thing too.
03:50:55
If you want to like my man's behavior,
03:50:58
there's some health things that you know you can then, like, force him into.
03:51:03
I don't think that, it would be more beneficial
03:51:05
than stopping talking about really religion, you know, years.
03:51:09
Right? Like sculpting or something that can work.
03:51:11
But now that's fine, because nobody's interested.
03:51:13
As long as we do those same things.
03:51:15
Now, honestly, I mean, until the judgment Day comes,
03:51:18
I think it's a distraction year to enjoy it.
03:51:21
People take advantage of it on both sides. Religion.
03:51:23
What's the capitalistic benefit of building something that lasts forever?
03:51:27
People that they want to buy?
03:51:28
Nothing. Nothing.
03:51:29
If you build it forever, then you don't buy another one
03:51:31
and it's fucking not get rewarded.
03:51:33
That's trick the stone.
03:51:35
Yeah, but then we just get new things.
03:51:36
I think the next one built up, there's no think about it.
03:51:40
And every generation the the priest had the head priest
03:51:45
or whatever the head of their, their temple had to build a new temple.
03:51:49
I think it was more like a chieftain kind of situation.
03:51:51
And he had the tribal.
03:51:53
And so the, generation.
03:51:55
Oh, yeah. Me too.
03:51:56
Carve their own temple out of rock.
03:52:00
And that was ended up being this sprawling monstrosity.
03:52:04
My same explanation for the pyramids.
03:52:06
Sometimes I miss Gary.
03:52:10
Yeah, we come back, I don't I'm going through all the stages of grief.
03:52:13
I'm more angry than I know. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
03:52:15
You see what you see?
03:52:17
What's coming up next, man, I hope he wasn't that
03:52:20
I forgot I didn't want to forget about.
03:52:22
Actually, I don't hope he comes back.
03:52:23
I don't care if he comes back.
03:52:26
It does.
03:52:26
I hope he doesn't come back.
03:52:27
I'm almost going to not want him to be around when he comes back.
03:52:31
It just. It's going to be like, now you're cramping our style.
03:52:34
Like, oh, now you want to all of a sudden
03:52:35
come back and pretend like, oh no, you never left.
03:52:38
It's like, no, fuck you. That's your negative attitude.
03:52:40
Because you you make me pause.
03:52:42
You're so negative.
03:52:42
You make me positive. Hate him.
03:52:45
Very positive.
03:52:46
It'll be a new iteration of a whole new show and even better
03:52:49
than it was before.
03:52:50
In fact, I bet it will be the best podcast ever.
03:52:54
All right, well, you want to do the inverse of that
03:52:56
because I got something that'll make you negative and me positive.
03:53:00
What, some kind of wrestling shit?
03:53:02
No, this is what I teased last week.
03:53:04
That I grew up here, that I didn't make, you know, hands.
03:53:09
No. Look, man, no hands.
03:53:12
I'm a nervous, a little nervous.
03:53:13
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his family's Thanksgiving dinner, what he purportedly captured
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again?
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This originally aired on Fox. Now with this disclaimer attached.
03:53:48
I think this is something they slept on afterwards,
03:53:49
because I got to pull this from a certain, Bay of Pirates.
03:53:54
It took me forever to find it.
03:53:57
I was looking for this thing for years.
03:53:59
But it Fox aired it,
03:54:02
and then, like a couple weeks later, they aired it a second time.
03:54:06
But there was, like, weird edits in this one
03:54:08
where they kind of like, throw in some, like,
03:54:11
people talking about it
03:54:13
here and there, which weren't in the original one.
03:54:16
But, this is the alien Abduction Fox video
03:54:19
that I.
03:54:22
I don't,
03:54:24
I mean, it depends on when it was on Fox, as Fox did.
03:54:27
Incredibly for a long time, I still don't.
03:54:30
It was weird. Incredible.
03:54:31
I don't know if Fox aired because they knew
03:54:33
it was going to be an entertaining piece or they just said, okay,
03:54:35
they believed it, or.
03:54:37
Okay, like like War of the worlds.
03:54:39
Kind of like, we don't know if this is new for the last half hour.
03:54:42
I could tell it's fake already.
03:54:44
I already starts a video like a fox.
03:54:46
That's a conversation like that. Any whatever.
03:54:53
This happened right after the Blair Witch Project.
03:54:55
My mom knows my niece, Rosie.
03:54:59
They're jamming away to a working version of chopsticks on the piano,
03:55:02
which I still haven't.
03:55:04
How to.
03:55:07
That it's fun.
03:55:08
Grandma.
03:55:09
You played real good, honey.
03:55:11
Yeah, I know, I see this is a little bit set up at this point.
03:55:15
Dana. Nice bird. Curtis.
03:55:18
Thank you.
03:55:19
Yeah. Like you had anything to do with it?
03:55:21
Well, let's see. Oh.
03:55:29
I know I'm involved with him.
03:55:34
That. No, no, wait, wait.
03:55:37
What kind of purview thing are you watch out for on this.
03:55:40
That. Oh my God. Sorry, guys.
03:55:43
Just really think that. Hey!
03:55:45
Whoa! Wait, wait. What?
03:55:46
How would it take you to take no to old man?
03:55:50
Hello? Oh, we're racing lawn. What?
03:55:52
What are we watching then I forgot. What is this?
03:55:54
I don't think this is part new noise. A lot of stuff.
03:55:56
There are several edits in this.
03:55:58
One that I know were not in the original one.
03:56:00
100%.
03:56:01
Because this is our 30.
03:56:02
I think they edited down on our on this one.
03:56:04
Do our 30.
03:56:06
I don't know, Stanley be a psych professor or something.
03:56:09
But so, you know, you want to grab a flashlight, please.
03:56:12
Tommy. Oh, wait. It's right on my camera.
03:56:14
All right. No. Let go!
03:56:15
Okay, let's go to the fuze box. Okay. All right.
03:56:18
I want this dinner being cool and then just random. There's these,
03:56:21
their sister, Big.
03:56:25
Words, at least for like.
03:56:27
Yeah, yeah.
03:56:28
And so they, go out to the fuze box.
03:56:32
Yeah. Look at that.
03:56:34
And they're like, oh my God, the smoky.
03:56:38
Yeah.
03:56:38
The central smoky eye care power
03:56:42
here leaves is how you handle a fuze box.
03:56:45
College boy.
03:56:49
Oh, man.
03:56:51
Look at that. It was ruined.
03:56:54
It should have taken a lot less time to totally melt it.
03:56:58
Yeah. Analyze it.
03:56:59
This is all fucked up.
03:57:02
Yeah. You don't want to do like.
03:57:04
Hey, God keep us. We were.
03:57:06
We see those big giant switches on the right.
03:57:10
Yeah. You see him?
03:57:11
Yeah. This is just a little bit of advice.
03:57:13
The first thing you want to do is you want to.
03:57:15
You want to hit those. You want to turn those off right away.
03:57:18
And so just staring at it. Wait, where does that.
03:57:20
My eyeballs I can't no, no it's gonna it's hot obviously.
03:57:24
So there's still electricity going through it.
03:57:26
It's smoking.
03:57:27
You want to cut the power, maybe even go farther than the fuze box
03:57:29
and find out where to shut it off. Maybe even call the power company.
03:57:34
But yeah,
03:57:34
power company, which is funny that you say
03:57:36
that called a power company because like round here we ZTE
03:57:39
that is the one thing that I noted when scrubbing through this earlier
03:57:42
is that he says here, yeah, we'll have to call the power company
03:57:47
us. See, that was the explosion, right?
03:57:51
Background.
03:57:52
That was not likely.
03:57:54
Okay. Came from the broken houses pasture. No it didn't.
03:57:56
Yeah it did.
03:57:57
I saw it in the camera.
03:57:58
It certainly wasn't a Transformers.
03:58:00
Probably that big. Transformers.
03:58:01
Well, let's go check it out. Hey. What's up?
03:58:04
I do the transformer of Transformers way.
03:58:07
Or is this is
03:58:09
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do you.
03:58:13
Go on Tommy, have you ever seen you?
03:58:16
Tommy, get an amazing.
03:58:20
But it pulsates until it explodes.
03:58:22
It doesn't just pop like that.
03:58:25
If you ever see a transformer going
03:58:27
to get the fuck away.
03:58:29
Whoa, whoa.
03:58:30
No. See that? Yeah.
03:58:32
Look at it. Are you sure?
03:58:35
Dude, that's a fucking Roman candle taped to a fucking gallon bottle.
03:58:39
That's amazing.
03:58:39
That's not going to come on fire right now. Holy shit.
03:58:42
It is. We got to call someone.
03:58:44
Yeah, or it's like, right underneath it, and it's just firing off.
03:58:47
Where it at? It.
03:58:48
I can hear it.
03:58:49
I can hear it go.
03:58:52
What is that?
03:58:54
What? Fuck off! Dude, turn the I.
03:58:56
I'm sorry. I'm an asshole.
03:58:58
We were supposed to take this seriously.
03:59:01
It gets better.
03:59:02
No it doesn't.
03:59:03
They didn't know.
03:59:04
This is giant spaceship. The hell is that?
03:59:06
Oh, it's going to be a spaceship.
03:59:08
The spaceship?
03:59:09
This is the rendering.
03:59:10
I don't know if it's like the
03:59:12
how I was transferred to digital, so it's grainy at certain points, but.
03:59:17
Yeah, that's so they can hide the poor quality of the fucking flare going.
03:59:20
Oh because it when it focuses in it looks great
03:59:24
right.
03:59:25
Oh this is like kind of one shot at I,
03:59:29
it's shut up.
03:59:31
You in the weight thing in here that they may let me work this thing.
03:59:34
I can't yeah I swear to God that's of course this is like wrestling right.
03:59:39
We got to do like the, the the randomness of the dialog at times does
03:59:45
does it is well accurate at certain points.
03:59:49
To be honest.
03:59:50
This guy doing that here.
03:59:53
But it's like
03:59:53
it's like the like family together and off thinking oh no talking here.
03:59:57
Come on, come on.
03:59:58
That's amazing.
03:59:59
Oh gosh. What? I swear it's a really cool.
04:00:02
So they edited a bunch like cut cut cut cut cut cut shot.
04:00:07
Quiet Tommy cuts. But they're not the
04:00:11
one thing that I don't believe.
04:00:13
Guy. What?
04:00:14
There's another cut.
04:00:15
So they got this two now and then.
04:00:18
They're looking at me.
04:00:20
Obviously he's like oh you see him and he's showing.
04:00:26
And then for some he said this was not a part of it.
04:00:29
This like guy that comes in and oh my god, there's some shit.
04:00:33
Sheriff. Yeah.
04:00:34
Now beyond that, I have no comment.
04:00:37
He's like, we don't know.
04:00:38
He was kind of running out of what he says. Oh,
04:00:42
all right, I got her it.
04:00:45
It was all ship and aliens at the big transformer.
04:00:48
Oh, please.
04:00:50
Behind.
04:00:50
We gotta get going.
04:00:53
They saw us.
04:00:54
We have to go.
04:00:56
Linda, grab Rosie's coat.
04:00:58
All right.
04:00:59
Okay. This isn't okay.
04:01:02
So we saw some aliens. Can we have some dinner now?
04:01:05
Crap.
04:01:06
It took off work.
04:01:08
They're leaving. What?
04:01:09
Oh, it's kind of like the Thanksgiving card.
04:01:12
We'll have some dinner.
04:01:13
Come on now,
04:01:16
she wants all of us to be a part of it.
04:01:19
So there's also, like, some weird shit
04:01:21
about, like, you know, how they're, the calm they are for no reason.
04:01:24
The times when know there was something here.
04:01:27
No one around here.
04:01:28
There was some.
04:01:32
Oddly calm.
04:01:32
That's one way to say
04:01:35
when we get to the next,
04:01:36
like, major incident.
04:01:39
What the hell is that?
04:01:41
Where's that coming?
04:01:42
They didn't seem that unfriendly to me.
04:01:44
That's.
04:01:45
That's really long, dad. Oh.
04:01:48
Second reason I find this, unnerving is that if it is a hoax,
04:01:53
I should have been the one that directed it.
04:01:57
Oh. Still up
04:02:04
here. Hey.
04:02:08
Front.
04:02:09
Oh, you're not well.
04:02:10
Well, I just don't think you should go out there.
04:02:12
And he's going to his car and.
04:02:18
He better.
04:02:18
He's all melted.
04:02:23
So what are we going to do?
04:02:24
Get the tractor battery.
04:02:27
We'll put it in the truck.
04:02:28
Was like.
04:02:33
Oh, why?
04:02:35
Get it? Oh, God. Look at it.
04:02:38
It's probably just.
04:02:39
Just raccoons.
04:02:40
They like to pick through the trash that.
04:02:43
Yes. Tommy.
04:02:44
Tommy, no. Come on in here.
04:02:46
What are you doing in the crash?
04:02:48
Shopping.
04:02:49
Get it?
04:02:52
Tommy! But.
04:02:58
Oh, what?
04:03:00
Let's get it.
04:03:01
Guys, guys,
04:03:18
Do you like this?
04:03:19
Isn't so
04:03:21
Thanksgiving.
04:03:22
This.
04:03:24
This is, like, the creepiest thing.
04:03:26
When I was a kid.
04:03:34
Because there's a. Oh.
04:04:26
I got what is it?
04:04:27
I got what you
04:04:29
bought it all back to me.
04:04:30
You know, the, the lights smells.
04:04:36
So what?
04:04:37
I shut the door.
04:04:40
So shut.
04:04:41
Shut the door.
04:04:43
Oh, everyone.
04:04:44
Everyone's noses started bleeding.
04:04:48
Oh, come on, Kurt, listen.
04:04:51
Digital special effects.
04:04:53
The only way that this tape could be real is if the image being videotaped
04:04:58
was so intense that it burned a sharper image on it.
04:05:02
That's possible.
04:05:03
But what?
04:05:04
It'd be the first time I've seen it.
04:05:06
Oh, I think he's saw Kurt. Listen to me.
04:05:09
Inside. Yeah.
04:05:10
See this door right here, right through the top window here.
04:05:13
I'm not sure I want to come.
04:05:15
Tommy, you stay here. What?
04:05:16
What what the hell is.
04:05:20
What is it?
04:05:21
Oh, come on, I'm trying to do it.
04:05:24
Oh, come on, they want it.
04:05:26
Stay down!
04:05:27
Everybody just stay down! What do you stay down!
04:05:29
Did it go?
04:05:30
What? It go down! Oh, God. Oh God.
04:05:32
Oh my God, oh my God!
04:05:34
Hey, wait for next week.
04:05:38
Come on.
04:05:39
Red flashlight.
04:05:46
Do do do do. You.
04:05:55
Hey, this is a fake.
04:05:57
This is almost the same as good as a performance you have.
04:06:00
I just kind of show it.
04:06:00
I just reminded me of it.
04:06:11
Because at some point, the aliens come down.
04:06:13
This one's a little bit less choreographed, though.
04:06:18
And it's come down from the woods
04:06:20
and, And.
04:06:25
Yeah. And. And what?
04:06:27
And, take the little girl.
04:06:30
Yeah.
04:06:30
They slowly proceed the house.
04:06:31
The family starts acting weird
04:06:34
as the camera's got a little better.
04:06:36
Obviously,
04:06:37
a little girl starts acting.
04:06:39
Really? They like calling up the camera.
04:06:42
Like, I was like,
04:06:45
I am out of here because I know I'm one of the first people to die.
04:06:53
That's the weird dude.
04:06:53
Every time there's a black person, I'm telling you, you gotta get back to me.
04:06:57
Tell me. Don't know.
04:06:59
Is this fucking.
04:07:01
Yeah. Oh, this is creepy, too.
04:07:03
I went back inside.
04:07:04
Now come on now, Ron, if you can see that as well.
04:07:09
Yeah.
04:07:09
See, when the kid was upstairs, the alien, like, I don't know, you can tell
04:07:12
I think is a graininess of the video, but like, the aliens trying to go
04:07:17
from you guys are going to spoil things.
04:07:19
Like, there's so many doors that want to leave the kid.
04:07:26
I guess that's like a good thing.
04:07:27
But it's a good thing.
04:07:31
It's so
04:07:33
a blooper is one of the more compelling.
04:07:36
This is what they use. There's like, they're,
04:07:38
they're advertising this little.
04:07:40
Can you stay in the house?
04:07:41
No. Is it like, one of the.
04:07:43
It goes in the, in the bathroom?
04:07:47
This they may leave a message
04:07:50
to whoever finds this.
04:07:53
Yeah, I would write that part into
04:07:57
I would call it the confessional.
04:08:00
Or the part like in the office.
04:08:02
This is just like when they talk to the camera.
04:08:04
When did this come out? Like, same time as The Office.
04:08:06
We were like, yep, this sure did.
04:08:10
No. Their offices prior was.
04:08:12
Yeah, yeah.
04:08:16
I think they killed my brothers.
04:08:19
And Brian McPherson.
04:08:23
Killed in a.
04:08:25
Oh, yeah.
04:08:26
That's my brother's,
04:08:28
clients girlfriend.
04:08:36
Well, I just, you know, up late
04:08:38
nights, and he's still out there.
04:08:46
I guess we're going to,
04:08:47
like hearing from learning.
04:08:59
How does he do that?
04:09:00
All right.
04:09:06
Plus, I don't want to die.
04:09:10
Yes. Hey.
04:09:12
Isn't want to die?
04:09:13
Brady, this is this is video that just came in from Gary.
04:09:19
What is it?
04:09:20
I don't know, I think it has to do with what you're showing, though.
04:09:23
It's really coming from Gary Gray.
04:09:26
I don't know if it was meant to be.
04:09:28
I think some of these past now.
04:09:32
I have no idea what we're looking at.
04:09:33
Is it an alien spaceship?
04:09:39
There's more.
04:09:40
More? Hold on, there's more.
04:09:42
Hold on. There's definitely more.
04:09:48
To. It is.
04:09:52
Yeah, I
04:09:54
know it disappeared.
04:09:57
But the alien, we were just looking at aliens.
04:10:00
So it disappeared.
04:10:05
There's some more.
04:10:05
Something inside of.
04:10:08
I don't know,
04:10:10
trying to figure it out.
04:10:11
What does your face look like?
04:10:13
We got four videos.
04:10:15
I don't think that's a slip and slide.
04:10:17
I think that people have been stealing some canopies.
04:10:22
I think this is one of those things where it in between.
04:10:24
It's not a slip and slide.
04:10:28
On the.
04:10:30
What is it?
04:10:31
It's like a bug.
04:10:35
Somebody is getting ready for a gay, gay party.
04:10:39
I wasn't invited, it's a blow up bouncy thing.
04:10:41
Yeah, no, I'm never invited.
04:10:42
It's great.
04:10:45
Oh, there we go.
04:10:47
What is.
04:10:48
We're waiting that long for it.
04:10:50
For when we turn the camera.
04:10:52
It is a slip.
04:10:52
It was, like, ready?
04:10:55
Here it goes. So,
04:11:02
Oh, something just hit that, right?
04:11:04
What was it? Oh. Somebody slip in.
04:11:07
It is a slide. Slide.
04:11:08
It is a slip slide. Right.
04:11:10
This the lake?
04:11:13
You can't see anything at all.
04:11:16
Whatever it was was the same thing that was attacking your family.
04:11:19
I'm sure of it.
04:11:20
I'm absolutely sure of it.
04:11:21
My family, this is your story.
04:11:24
Your family is the story. Your story.
04:11:27
Your friend.
04:11:29
He's really afraid. Pretty.
04:11:31
Take it lightly.
04:11:32
I think we're going to make it.
04:11:36
He's not gonna make it feel sorry.
04:11:37
I miss my dad.
04:11:39
Will. Shut the fuck up.
04:11:41
Nobody misses their dad.
04:11:42
Everybody misses her mom. Dad is going to tell you to fuck.
04:11:44
And don't be a pussy. You know you don't. Mr..
04:11:47
Oh, I know your lies about his dad.
04:11:49
The way that he uses it for it, to know he's.
04:11:52
I'll let you use my camera.
04:11:54
Got to say that about me in a he uses the emotion the crime.
04:11:58
Commandment movies.
04:11:59
I love you, mom, I love you, and, I love you.
04:12:03
Loves my. That's weird. Barbara,
04:12:07
because downstairs
04:12:10
he says, no, no, no, no.
04:12:17
Go get the blue.
04:12:20
Michael.
04:12:21
Tell me why you do.
04:12:23
Okay.
04:12:32
Let's.
04:12:36
Yeah.
04:12:36
It's funny, you guys like to do standards because we've been so goldfish
04:12:40
ingrained in the internet and
04:12:43
to be extra skeptical and to look like I was like,
04:12:46
we see all kinds of shit where people try to do stuff like this,
04:12:49
and you can just tell fake
04:12:50
acting and fake editing and you all know all these editing ploys.
04:12:54
You know that that little glitch of like, static just looks like shit.
04:12:57
And that, that that's not what it naturally looks like at this point.
04:13:02
Yeah.
04:13:04
But back then, 1997.
04:13:06
Are you kidding me? Tell me, are you all right, dude?
04:13:09
I put an overlay over the title screen that looks just like that.
04:13:11
It was heavy.
04:13:13
I literally has a play button and all that shit.
04:13:19
Yeah, but the,
04:13:24
screen flickers.
04:13:27
These are the same.
04:13:28
Walking back very quickly.
04:13:30
These are the same red light from the fucking laser pointer.
04:13:32
Earlier.
04:13:33
Oh, you can get.
04:13:37
Oh, wait, do you see what's next, dude?
04:13:38
And it's gonna really freak out.
04:13:41
There's a red alien materializing
04:13:43
in your fucking pantry,
04:13:46
which means he's still like,
04:13:49
oh, wait, I.
04:13:52
Got I got it, I got guys.
04:13:55
Yeah.
04:13:55
Oh come on.
04:13:58
Yeah.
04:13:58
So when you were making fun of those outfits last time,
04:14:01
corny, the guys overall, you know,
04:14:04
what was the matter with yo?
04:14:08
When the break up,
04:14:13
you got.
04:14:15
Oh, yeah.
04:14:17
Well,
04:14:21
Yeah. I don't know what to say.
04:14:22
So you you're making fun of this or you think it's real?
04:14:25
I'm confused.
04:14:26
I had when I was a kid, I thought it was.
04:14:28
This was very, very like.
04:14:31
I like the square static.
04:14:33
It was very real, the way it would freak you out.
04:14:35
But I don't know if it was hard to know whether to believe or not.
04:14:38
But as I got older,
04:14:39
it was kind of like this weird, like videotape of like, I obviously
04:14:44
knew it was fake, but when I was a kid,
04:14:46
yeah, 97 I graduated.
04:14:49
But,
04:14:55
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
04:14:57
So I don't know what.
04:15:00
It was maybe in sixth grade.
04:15:03
The alien stuff.
04:15:04
I was talking in first grade, but no alien stuff always freaked me out. The.
04:15:10
So, like, just the idea that that could be
04:15:12
real was just enough to,
04:15:15
Yeah, but just because that could have been real.
04:15:17
And then, you know, you saw the actual
04:15:20
spirit Halloween masks
04:15:22
and you realized it wasn't.
04:15:26
Speaking the spirit Halloween masks
04:15:29
get up to.
04:15:31
Hey, guys, of course, on the hottest day of the week, I am sweating.
04:15:35
And this demon child in the back laughing me out of my car.
04:15:40
Well, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
04:15:42
I finally found out before I forget, I don't know.
04:15:47
There is, this demon child.
04:15:52
That's right, I can wait.
04:15:53
You keep going.
04:15:56
I can't take her off the screen.
04:15:57
Walk me out of my car. Wall is being gas.
04:16:00
She's a second.
04:16:01
There's the second.
04:16:04
That she has a skin disease.
04:16:05
But does that cause her to not be able to brush your teeth?
04:16:09
Hey, now, I think that to me, over.
04:16:12
Maybe if her teeth do, I don't know.
04:16:14
I apologize if it does something and had to call a tow truck trying to get it.
04:16:19
You know, you got outsmarted by the dog.
04:16:20
So not only was she locked up by the dog
04:16:22
with the dog who wasn't awake, the dog drove away.
04:16:26
Yeah, and was one look at this at work.
04:16:30
And my mom. No.
04:16:31
Yeah. And this little peeling.
04:16:33
Yeah, yeah, the gas stations I really like.
04:16:37
And Clinton Township 14 and Harper shout out, so.
04:16:42
Oh, shit.
04:16:42
You can go find or we can find her.
04:16:45
We found the 14 at Harper gas station and stuck up gas station.
04:16:49
Sorry, only the Docsis bitch, but she she put herself out there
04:16:53
for the Stoney Creek incident for wanting me use their phone,
04:16:57
and I don't know, Dax is good as they're going to bark
04:17:00
at somebody in my front seat and lock me out of the car.
04:17:04
And usually the Wagoneer.
04:17:05
If the keys are near the driver's door, you can just grab the handle and I'll
04:17:10
unlock it.
04:17:10
But I think that's overridden.
04:17:12
If you walk it from the inside.
04:17:14
Also, the tailgate has a lock that apparently gets overridden
04:17:18
if you lock it from the inside.
04:17:20
So I my husband settings I have to change.
04:17:22
Did she try the fucking like tennis ball trick dumped out of my purse?
04:17:27
And they're right there on the passenger seat.
04:17:29
But once again, let's not let
04:17:31
let's not skip the fact that she got outsmarted by a dog.
04:17:34
Yeah, I was probably outside for like 45 mins, which wasn't too bad.
04:17:37
There is shit I was able to get.
04:17:40
Oh, I didn't for a thing to get a tow truck, but was yeah,
04:17:43
what the dog got there, which wasn't too bad.
04:17:46
Yeah, but now it's fried to the point where it doesn't even hurt anymore.
04:17:51
My dogs and my car was.
04:17:53
Pain is just weakness leaving the body for the dogs or not in the other way.
04:17:57
Hold on. Her car was still running when she locked it.
04:17:59
So you were pumping gas with your car running
04:18:01
it said the dog not only got in and locked her out, but then drove away.
04:18:05
The dog wanted to leave. It was obvious.
04:18:07
Look at the look at the hook action.
04:18:11
This fucking skilled.
04:18:13
At what point?
04:18:14
At what point are you keeping the dog captive?
04:18:16
When the dog locks you out one and then drives away in your own car
04:18:20
trying to get away from you?
04:18:21
Dude, it's not happy I let the dog sit in the car.
04:18:24
You can probably smell it.
04:18:26
I can probably smell her skin.
04:18:27
But yeah, what an adventure.
04:18:29
I tried to take them to the park, stop and get gas and we're going to go home.
04:18:33
And then we have, like, Adventure Day.
04:18:36
So what happened?
04:18:37
She got sunburned and,
04:18:41
Yeah.
04:18:41
Ask me what happened
04:18:43
there.
04:18:44
They're going to take a nap.
04:18:47
All right, guys, of course.
04:18:48
Okay.
04:18:50
They're going to take a nap.
04:18:51
Was that mean? Is that like, mafia talk?
04:18:53
Oh, she's going to put them down. But no, this is one
04:18:56
man in room with the best.
04:18:59
In that clip, the dog in the man is me.
04:19:04
This serious about him is like, very different
04:19:08
from the me with over here than the
04:19:14
fucking thing in the street.
04:19:17
It's me.
04:19:19
Okay, so
04:19:21
they're still doing their thing.
04:19:22
Good for them.
04:19:29
Oh, my God, it is, isn't it?
04:19:32
Fuck that kid.
04:19:35
Yeah, look at him there though.
04:19:36
There. He's got the big head.
04:19:37
That was before the success though.
04:19:39
Yes, definitely before.
04:19:42
And he wasn't when I first read it, I thought he was Forrest
04:19:45
Gump when he was younger.
04:19:45
But no, he's Forrest Gump Jr. He's his kid.
04:19:49
Yeah, but dude, why is his head his head is so big right here.
04:19:53
Why is his head so big after he had the surgery?
04:19:55
Right.
04:19:56
What surgery is the hip surgery to.
04:19:59
Oh, right.
04:19:59
Yes of course,
04:20:01
when he spun all the way around and give it a little wink to fucking happy.
04:20:04
That was a fucking act. That was hilarious.
04:20:06
Who does that?
04:20:13
Yeah.
04:20:14
Last thing.
04:20:15
A guy's an hour and ten minute video of Sabina,
04:20:17
but I think I want to save it for next week.
04:20:21
Squirrel attack.
04:20:23
Squirrel that,
04:20:27
So here's a new phenomenon
04:20:28
that squirrels have become kind of carnivorous.
04:20:34
Lin. In a fucking rat,
04:20:37
row or another school or mouse.
04:20:41
The point is, is squirrels are supposed to eat fucking nuts and grass, not fucking.
04:20:45
Or maybe mosquitoes are, but honestly, I don't know what.
04:20:47
Squirrel. You know what?
04:20:49
When I first saw this, I thought, oh, shit, they turn carnivorous.
04:20:51
But for all I know, they could have been eating this the whole time I did.
04:20:53
Twirls are hunting voles and Northern California a UC Davis
04:20:58
researchers say a booming vole population is likely behind this unusual behavior.
04:21:03
Instead of gathering food, squirrels are taking advantage of the easy prey.
04:21:08
Now voles, in case you didn't know, they're small rodents.
04:21:11
A big fan of hamsters and lemmings.
04:21:14
Here's a video of that actually happening right there.
04:21:17
Experts say this surprising shift highlights how adaptable squirrels can be
04:21:22
when their food sources just label this video.
04:21:25
What do they get for all these videos from.
04:21:29
The world like this.
04:21:32
And the squirrels.
04:21:35
See if they go after it.
04:21:36
Here's my last video.
04:21:38
Let's talk about frightening.
04:21:42
Who? That.
04:21:44
It's just a poor guy in a mug shot.
04:21:47
It's. It's definitely a mug shot.
04:21:50
Is there a.
04:21:54
What's he doing?
04:21:59
This is the most frightening story that just happened outside of Colorado.
04:22:03
They're letting an s offender
04:22:06
who tried to s offender from school to B.
04:22:10
Oh, I guess that makes sense.
04:22:11
Drop the charges.
04:22:13
Wait, that's an actual photo? Yes.
04:22:16
No costume.
04:22:17
He's not dressed up like Beetlejuice. Dude.
04:22:19
Cuter. He's just actually in on drugs.
04:22:22
There isn't even drugs. That's not fair to drugs.
04:22:25
I'm Solomon Gilligan, he's a 33 year old, and his name is Solomon.
04:22:28
To take an 11 year old boy.
04:22:30
And it was caught on film.
04:22:32
And yet here he goes.
04:22:33
He gets to walk free because he's crazy.
04:22:36
Because they didn't have evidence.
04:22:37
They actually have him on video running after and grabbing the little boy.
04:22:43
They didn't place him on a psychiatric hold.
04:22:46
They literally are letting him just walk free.
04:22:49
This is just another reason why people have no.
04:22:53
And this is exactly why you have no. What?
04:22:56
Wait, what?
04:22:57
Yeah, this this is a weird. It is terrifying, right?
04:23:01
I think she was racist.
04:23:02
And then they cut it out.
04:23:04
Well, yeah, she's sort of jumping in bombs and they're like, whoa.
04:23:08
It's like, maybe I should edit that out.
04:23:09
She was going to post it and she's like, you know what?
04:23:11
Maybe of that section.
04:23:18
Hi. You might not remember me because I'm a video,
04:23:22
a relic of fladge rants past, but
04:23:27
you might remember that I go hard on the on creation myth.
04:23:31
He said hard on and one of the greatest arguments against it creation science and
04:23:39
oh, that's fucking him.
04:23:40
Damn, was I saying, one of the greatest arguments against.
04:23:44
So what was I saying?
04:23:45
One of the greatest arguments against.
04:23:48
Why is it like Kermit's baby giving him head?
04:23:51
Elmo always throws up,
04:23:54
like,
04:23:56
why does it look like Kermit's been giving him a head?
04:23:58
Kermit in a different weird pose position.
04:24:00
I don't like it.
04:24:01
Right.
04:24:02
Kind of.
04:24:02
Think twice if you need help or creation.
04:24:05
Captains are back.
04:24:07
Science as a science as they like to call it, or have called
04:24:12
it, is vestigial organs like my prehensile
04:24:15
tail and two rows of nipples,
04:24:19
but two rows.
04:24:20
These are products of what we we generally call junk DNA.
04:24:25
And, this isn't junk.
04:24:26
This is so carried over.
04:24:28
And if they're activated, sure, you could grow a, a tail or two rows of nipples
04:24:35
or, you know, on top and just one extra nipple.
04:24:39
But there are vestigial organs in lots of animals.
04:24:42
The the laryngeal nerve
04:24:46
comes to mind because in a giraffe, the what, 6 to 12ft, depending
04:24:52
on the length of the neck of the giraffe, because it loops around the aorta
04:24:57
but only travels from the brain
04:24:59
to the voicebox. So,
04:25:03
that's
04:25:05
obvious.
04:25:06
Remnants or vestiges of evolution.
04:25:12
So, roll the clip.
04:25:15
Brady.
04:25:17
No, you're supposed to say as above.
04:25:19
Let's go.
04:25:20
Right again.
04:25:26
Mr. Brady and Roger Brady and Dr.
04:25:29
Gary, as above and so below.
04:25:33
They call be siblings. Brady.
04:25:35
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
04:25:39
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
04:25:41
Brady.
04:25:42
And your show, it's Brady and Tori.
04:25:46
It's their show now Brady.
04:25:48
Draw crumbs. The exit doesn't matter.
04:25:51
Parts of us that forgot to leave when everything else did
04:25:55
I mean.
04:25:58
Is he talking through that whole thing okay Gary.
04:26:01
Yeah.
04:26:01
Well Gary because you're Gary right?
04:26:05
Gary.
04:26:07
Fucking asshole.
04:26:08
Stop!
04:26:09
Gary, you worthless pile. Shit!
04:26:12
Fuck you!
04:26:15
Fuck you asshole!
04:26:20
Hey, Gary, have a nice day.
04:26:21
It's nice talking to you, buddy.
04:26:22
Ever since this,
04:26:25
one with the black hair.
04:26:27
Is your name Emerson?
04:26:31
Oh, that's weird.
04:26:33
Emerson. Big old titties.
04:26:34
You know what I'm saying?
04:26:35
It's.
04:26:42
Yeah.
04:26:44
Nice. You were the one with the black hair.
04:26:46
Is your name?
04:26:51
That's an old, old buff.
04:26:52
Old, old, old clip is the new Gary muscles.
04:26:59
Gary.
04:27:02
Shout out to alien mints.
04:27:04
Holy shit!
04:27:08
It's tasty.
04:27:09
It's good.
04:27:10
I highly recommend.
04:27:14
Bullshit.
04:27:20
No no no,
04:27:22
it's just thinking that was done.
04:27:24
This is no good.
04:27:25
Crispbread. That may not do it.
04:27:28
Well, Jack turns the tables.
04:27:30
Oh, God. Oh,
04:27:33
honey.
04:27:33
Staggering eating breaks.
04:27:36
Rensburg felt it.
04:27:38
Oh, you look at the liver.
04:27:39
Yeah. This is old.
04:27:40
Is two of those who do they are in this match or in the WWE?
04:27:46
And you, the other one here
04:27:49
that is going, Damn.
04:27:52
Never show up again.
04:27:55
So funny.
04:27:56
The the match.
04:27:58
At some point she gets put in an ambulance and then I forget what happens.
04:28:03
But then like, they open the ambulance and like, Jack is gone
04:28:07
and they never explain where he went or why.
04:28:10
And he never came back.
04:28:12
Not on any other episode going forward.
04:28:14
And so it was very confusing for the audience, in my opinion.
04:28:19
Wrestling story confusing.
04:28:21
I can't imagine that is the new wrestling promotion, though.
04:28:24
That is not in WWE.
04:28:25
Not that WWE doesn't have its problems, but
04:28:30
he's a fucking loser.
04:28:32
Fucking loser.
04:28:33
Coward. Cow.
04:28:35
Oh no, we suck again.
04:28:39
Oh my god, that movie sucks so bad.
04:28:42
We, do a fucking.
04:28:43
They're going to do a waterboy two.
04:28:45
Oh, hey, remember, remember this? Remember?
04:28:49
Remember you say that.
04:28:50
Listen, because I said earlier. Because there's 80 million.
04:28:53
Oh my God, little generation, 40 million in your generation and 20 million.
04:28:57
They're going to keep reinventing and rehashing millennial stuff
04:29:00
like married with children, all that shit back then.
04:29:02
Don't tell a story while using the same story with a bunch of story.
04:29:07
They again, they played like.
04:29:09
Or you can see the original movie in this movie, like football starts Thursday.
04:29:14
The Lions play the Chargers on Thursday and then football season starts
04:29:19
tomorrow.
04:29:19
I don't give a fuck.
04:29:25
On inside.
04:29:26
That's so cute.
04:29:27
0312I
04:29:31
they think it's a big egg.
04:29:32
Of course though
04:29:34
I just threw my 2031
04:29:37
right.
04:29:40
There's a horrible pass by the way.
04:29:42
Horrible.
04:29:43
I don't think he was trying to throw it too far. No.
04:29:46
All right.
04:29:47
Just trying to get through my last couple videos here.
04:29:49
If there's any more.
04:29:51
Just.
04:29:52
Sabina, you know this, we used to reflect on the show,
04:29:54
but since Gary lost for some reason, there's no need to discuss any flaws.
04:29:57
Because, I mean, no 40 minute fucking monologue.
04:30:00
You pretty much covered everything.
04:30:02
This weird side effect to is I don't have time for bumpers or any segments at all
04:30:06
because I'm faking. Gary so long. That's all I do the whole week.
04:30:10
You say Gary.
04:30:11
So Tuesday I do it and then I re listen to it and tweak it up after I post it.
04:30:17
And then we think you organic waste of time when we could have Gary
04:30:21
just come and talk for a few minutes, it'd be a lot easier and faster.
04:30:23
And he's just tournament.
04:30:26
Speaking about the messages, other vestiges lingering, here's vestiges.
04:30:30
The ancients. It's a D&D game.
04:30:33
Somebody's trying to ruin board games.
04:30:36
So one of the fun things about board games is, like I learned,
04:30:40
I think I learned how to count.
04:30:43
Playing nerd
04:30:48
play and, playing board games can teach kids and it dexterity.
04:30:53
Even the, you know, in the very beginning you play
04:30:54
Chutes and Ladders and Connect four and shit.
04:30:57
Now, somebody ruined that by making this.
04:31:02
There's no sound.
04:31:04
We did.
04:31:05
Oh, it's just horrible to touch children away.
04:31:08
Oh. So what?
04:31:10
This is what this game is. Wait.
04:31:12
There's got to be a better one.
04:31:13
Shows a better one here.
04:31:15
This one's better.
04:31:17
So you get a card just like any, like, Magic the Gathering card
04:31:20
or Dungeons and Dragons card, or Star Wars card, or any card collectible.
04:31:23
And when you rub it on, this little space here, it moves the pieces on the board.
04:31:27
This is a prototype.
04:31:28
This is a go-fund-me or whatever that's called
04:31:30
when they try to get people to pay you to make their product.
04:31:36
I don't know if you need to say jamas,
04:31:40
but that was stupid to do.
04:31:44
Yeah, I can't see there's another a little something in the card, obviously,
04:31:47
but you put on that and it moves the piece and does the shit.
04:31:51
The pin to the teller too.
04:31:53
But the piece is just a tiny bit okay.
04:31:57
Why aren't they showing it, you know, didn't
04:32:00
my dad
04:32:01
show me one actually doing the game
04:32:02
because there's something about a flier than an eagle.
04:32:05
Look at this.
04:32:06
Like, I mean, it's a total scam, but hey, you know what?
04:32:09
This just proves?
04:32:10
There are people excited about a game where enemies move on their own.
04:32:13
An NFC cards trigger epic attacks and events.
04:32:17
It hasn't even launched yet, and it's already generating
04:32:20
this much interesting real innovation they can't copy.
04:32:23
Don't fall for the trap.
04:32:25
The real one is about to launch.
04:32:26
Just as cool.
04:32:27
That's the link
04:32:29
he's showing the starter pre-launch board game is you get to me for the support.
04:32:34
Oh, he's in the there's a scam on
04:32:36
because they might they're making one and somebody else is making one
04:32:39
and everybody's trying to. It's going to be the whole next fad thing
04:32:43
I think.
04:32:43
So what they should do is take it one step further
04:32:46
and make the board game a video screen
04:32:48
so you can change it to any board you want, make it any land you want.
04:32:51
They remember that back in the day in the arcades,
04:32:54
or they had that like 3D, kind of like dome looking thing
04:32:58
where it shot the projection and you saw like, yeah, act out whatever.
04:33:01
Yeah. The horror level of that type of shit.
04:33:04
Yeah. It's they have one at the, at my mall.
04:33:07
There's a actually this kick ass arcade opened up. You
04:33:11
you pay a few dollars.
04:33:13
I think I was like 15 bucks on weekends, $10 during the week or whatever.
04:33:16
And you pay as much as you play as much as you want as free play.
04:33:19
One of the games they have is that,
04:33:23
yeah, I don't remember the game itself, but
04:33:24
I and I've never played it, but I remember walking by it and it's it's real shitty.
04:33:27
It's like a bluish haze.
04:33:29
It's like three dimensional with two colors.
04:33:32
Didn't look very good.
04:33:34
You had a problem with multicolored things?
04:33:37
No, I got a problem with single colored things.
04:33:40
Monochrome in 2025 and.
04:33:46
Disney, you know, Technicolor.
04:33:47
We've we've went beyond that.
04:33:52
Should we close?
04:33:52
Oh, we get to we close with a joke.
04:33:54
Wait, what's what about a topic?
04:33:56
Do you want to try and do a monologue?
04:33:57
Do you want to just move right into the host and do.
04:34:00
Because I'm kind of getting sick of the I mean, I don't know how much more funnier,
04:34:04
more funnier.
04:34:05
I can just keep rehashing the same jokes that
04:34:08
Gary's got in your gay.
04:34:15
But you're also going to find out as follows.
04:34:16
You're kind of pretty hard to do a fucking 15 minute speech,
04:34:19
let alone a fucking five minute speech, or 20 minute speech,
04:34:22
or a 38 minute speech.
04:34:26
Yeah.
04:34:29
I think Gary had Gary had a knack for it.
04:34:31
Oh. Rebounded. It seemed like it was.
04:34:33
He seemed like ladies phoning it in, but I'd take one right now.
04:34:37
He should rejoin in the bus.
04:34:39
Oh, my wife is hilarious.
04:34:41
So I came home for such as?
04:34:44
Well, actually, I yes we do. Yeah.
04:34:46
SAT down the first thing she says to me and I want to use the right word,
04:34:49
so I don't say it on the wrong words.
04:34:51
She goes, hey Mrs.
04:34:52
Gary, text me, what's up with that?
04:34:55
And I was like, I go, wait, what?
04:34:57
Oh, it's creepy.
04:34:59
It's like, what do you mean? What did she say?
04:35:00
I was like, Holy shit, what's happening now, Mrs.
04:35:03
Gary?
04:35:04
She didn't say that.
04:35:05
I mean, she said, oh, she just calls Gary.
04:35:07
No, no, she said the real name, but,
04:35:10
And then she's like, just kidding.
04:35:12
Just fucking with you.
04:35:12
That's how much she's into the show.
04:35:16
She thinks it's hilarious.
04:35:20
She wear the shirts.
04:35:23
She wore the shirt to the to the event.
04:35:26
I mean, that was an event shirt.
04:35:27
If you wear the shirt after the event, you're kind of gay.
04:35:29
No offense. Or you're out on the show.
04:35:31
I mean, if you're on the show, that's fine too.
04:35:33
Oh, I forgot, they can be both forgot.
04:35:36
My last news to hear you can be both.
04:35:38
Oh, I thought it's a useful world champion.
04:35:44
Think you're useful?
04:35:46
Yeah, that's a vestige of a league
04:35:48
that was canceled this week.
04:35:52
Dwayne The Rock Johnson, the bastard that he is.
04:35:54
And the XFL basically stole the USFL.
04:35:57
The Michigan Panthers, who has the highest attendance in the
04:36:00
league, the only team out of the eight that has increased attendance.
04:36:04
They're leaving Michigan because Ford Field
04:36:07
is too high of a rent for anybody in the spring.
04:36:11
Well, they play well.
04:36:13
Why don't they play somewhere else?
04:36:14
Wow, dude,
04:36:15
I just introduced you to this idea,
04:36:17
and you said the smartest thing out of anything.
04:36:19
Why did they come up with that idea?
04:36:20
Fucking because Dwayne The Rock Johnson is an asshole.
04:36:23
Three other teams.
04:36:24
Okay, so just a little backstory for XFL teams
04:36:27
survive in four USFL teams survived and they merged for two years.
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And now already that bastard is moving the four USFL teams
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to probably right back to the XFL teams that they canceled.
04:36:40
They basically stole the USFL.
04:36:43
I'm so pissed.
04:36:44
Well, yeah.
04:36:45
Why why would you think it would not be that
04:36:48
you just merge and become.
04:36:52
As the XFL was not as good as the USFL, I don't care what anybody says.
04:36:56
And maybe because I had Michigan had a fucking USFL team
04:36:59
but didn't have an XFL team, they also don't want to have any better.
04:37:05
Well, now it's the UFL.
04:37:07
So they, they they they got rid of both names.
04:37:11
You some better.
04:37:12
The UFL doesn't want to have a team where the NFL has a team.
04:37:16
They realize they've had success in Baltimore
04:37:18
where there is no fucking NFL team.
04:37:20
So if you had an NFL team, they moved your UFL team out.
04:37:24
I'm going to miss I did, I went I had season tickets first year.
04:37:27
I had to one game last year.
04:37:29
You should send it back to the Rock.
04:37:31
So for the record, this is an original shirt from
04:37:35
1980 set whenever they wanted to,
04:37:37
they wanted the inaugural year inaugural.
04:37:41
I think I said that right.
04:37:46
It's just a vestige of, spring football.
04:37:48
It's a shame that it's gone.
04:37:52
I don't like it,
04:37:53
but nobody cares what I think because I'm not in the demographic of people
04:37:57
they spend money on.
04:38:01
Sure.
04:38:02
Are you?
04:38:04
You spend money.
04:38:05
You're in the.
04:38:05
Jerry sent me this. Jerry doesn't get match ups.
04:38:07
Still, he sent me this to mash up.
04:38:09
But certain songs don't mash up.
04:38:13
Summer comes live in Springville,
04:38:16
holding a summer's release where it all falls.
04:38:18
I'll come down, it gets worse.
04:38:22
Russia is bleeding.
04:38:23
Follow it through and just up my memory.
04:38:34
Once.
04:38:34
Pardon?
04:38:35
Yeah, but it got yet on it.
04:38:40
Is that what he calls Mrs. Scary.
04:38:42
Yeah. It was Yellow Bonnet.
04:38:43
It had a piano song.
04:38:47
Yeah.
04:38:51
One last vestige I'm going to mash up an old mash up,
04:38:54
a vestige of a mash up that took place out.
04:38:58
We need a topic.
04:38:59
Can you pick a topic for next week?
04:39:00
That'd be fabulous.
04:39:03
Ain't.
04:39:04
Did you say paint?
04:39:06
Paint?
04:39:08
I think we did art already.
04:39:09
Penis.
04:39:13
Why not?
04:39:13
Vagina?
04:39:15
If we're going to do a whole show about a sexual or pussy,
04:39:20
I don't want to know.
04:39:21
I just don't want to study.
04:39:22
The last thing I want to do is I to new vagina.
04:39:27
So, you know, I wouldn't listen to it,
04:39:30
but I would let disco ball player topic put her vagina in my face.
04:39:34
We send the topic of.
04:39:38
It's funny you say that because I do have a
04:39:40
I have a title screen with genitals already set up, ready to go.
04:39:43
We just never got to use it.
04:39:45
I don't remember what the word I put there, but it's pretty good genitals.
04:39:49
We could do that.
04:39:51
Penis,
04:39:53
vagina.
04:39:56
I just remembered, why don't
04:39:59
I just remember why?
04:39:59
I don't ask you for topics.
04:40:02
Why do I get to see the impulse thing?
04:40:03
I've never seen that before.
04:40:05
Oh, really?
04:40:06
Sorry.
04:40:06
I usually hit the little thing over here.
04:40:09
Resentment over a fake show being more honest than an actual relationship.
04:40:13
Oh, where what what how did that get in there?
04:40:15
Oh, it's. So we had an expert on this topic.
04:40:18
Wow. Wow.
04:40:19
So an actual relationship over a fake show?
04:40:24
Dude, that is like
04:40:25
the I did not wait that or pick that, but that is perfect.
04:40:31
We need a single word.
04:40:32
That's oh, that's the only one that's in there.
04:40:35
Hit that poop.
04:40:37
All right.
04:40:37
We're just going to spin.
04:40:38
It was colored it.
04:40:38
Yeah.
04:40:42
Same was going to come up.
04:40:43
And that's all that's in there.
04:40:45
That's going to be wrestling with so much wrestling.
04:40:49
Oh my god.
04:40:52
That's probably old I don't think that makes sense anymore.
04:40:54
Who cares?
04:40:56
Nobody cares.
04:40:58
Even if Cody Rhodes and John Cena wrestling,
04:41:00
we did apathy already, so we can't do that topic.
04:41:04
Oh I know, let's see what this says. Oh.
04:41:10
Culture Kings VIP.
04:41:12
Oh my god, I just read on the.
04:41:16
Is it was it really.
04:41:17
Yeah.
04:41:18
It's the one I just read from the list.
04:41:20
They could see the fucking ads of that.
04:41:22
Oh yeah, it is what the Kings.
04:41:24
What is the shit?
04:41:26
Yeah, I can mix it.
04:41:27
I'll shuffle.
04:41:28
Yeah. Mix them up better. Is is horseshit.
04:41:32
It's it's completely random.
04:41:33
I've tried to figure it out.
04:41:34
I can make it way to like that order. Isn't that.
04:41:37
I bet you I could show you that none of them have.
04:41:39
We don't know where.
04:41:43
I think that
04:41:43
one's come up before,
04:41:46
or credit, but he's also slightly over a post.
04:41:50
But he hasn't been around in a minute.
04:41:51
But wait a minute.
04:41:53
Same character.
04:41:54
Yeah, he's a man.
04:41:57
It's weird.
04:41:58
Fluid.
04:41:59
So, the production assistant says next week topics should be friction.
04:42:05
Especially since I think because you said penis vagina penis vagina penis, vagina.
04:42:09
And it came up with friction.
04:42:11
Swerve. Strickland's a dynasty shot.
04:42:13
Time to dethrone Moxley.
04:42:15
Moxley
04:42:18
I, I though that might be old, but
04:42:22
I gotta update it. They're all going to be.
04:42:24
It is time to dethrone the back.
04:42:25
I shouldn't have look against it.
04:42:28
The slurp of someone drinking the last of a milkshake.
04:42:31
That's what this one's going to say.
04:42:35
Celebrity wrestling matches.
04:42:37
Do they belong in the ring?
04:42:38
Absolutely.
04:42:39
Did I want celebrity death matches?
04:42:42
Even if they're made out of clay,
04:42:45
you could eat some.
04:42:45
Hey, maybe I may.
04:42:48
Oh, my God, they repeated that joke.
04:42:50
He's gay, I do.
04:42:51
Did you know that?
04:42:53
They had a checklist? And they were like, what worked in the formula?
04:42:55
And they just did the.
04:42:57
Yeah, because if they didn't lean into it and do that,
04:43:00
it would have been wildly disappointing instead of just cliche.
04:43:05
So they did exactly.
04:43:06
They made fun of it and repeated it
04:43:09
kind of like South Park on this is exactly the same.
04:43:13
This is exactly the same.
04:43:18
Yeah.
04:43:24
All right.
04:43:24
Tune in next week when we have, Gary back on the topic will be Gary
04:43:29
Gay will rant Gary
04:43:31
with something like.
04:43:37
Hopefully if not gay.
04:43:39
And it'll if Gary's not back on on the topic, the topic could be friction.
04:43:43
Friction for 1000
04:43:46
who I'm going to hit play.
04:43:55
You have the right to release it.
04:43:58
Let me stop.
04:44:01
And see me rolling to get me back
04:44:05
right there.
04:44:07
Hey, is
04:44:09
going to be so ladies to be able to.
04:44:14
Get a TV straight from 69.
04:44:17
Up next, PlayStation controller.
04:44:20
So yeah.
04:44:21
Oh, my.
04:44:22
You. Be.
04:44:29
Yeah.
04:44:31
Someone.
04:44:34
Like. You.
04:44:43
Trolling.
04:44:43
Trying to get me.
04:44:47
Gets me.
04:44:48
But it's me I gotta get.
04:44:59
Up to let it go.
04:45:00
Like a lightning strike. No,
04:45:03
no. They.
04:45:06
Take.
04:45:07
They finally taking up.
04:45:08
Get in the.
04:45:15
Get it!
04:45:15
Get my.
04:45:16
Jump my back. To.
04:45:28
This time it gets me right in the.
04:45:33
Gets me right there.
04:45:35
It's me right there.
04:45:36
I get so
04:45:40
I'm fighting the whole thing against me.
04:45:43
Right?
04:45:45
Be ready to try to get me back.
04:45:47
They.
04:45:53
Keep. Hey!
04:45:59
Me? Baby.
04:46:36
I. Need. Oh.