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I'm behind the curtain.
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I'll come first.
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Here is Angel beating
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once a bunch of words.
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Now silence.
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When your name thing.
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The world keeps spinning.
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Silly.
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Begging for your bite.
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But your hands stay folded
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far from the fight.
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Oh, return the drum to the spark
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that used to play.
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Break out from the hush.
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From the soft and blinding gaze.
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Grip the truth like your weapon.
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Let it grow.
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But get it off me.
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Using
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only one voice can crack this parody.
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Don't.
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Fool!
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That little whisper said.
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Peace is where you belong.
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But he says a pray.
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When the world still.
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Fire you fade.
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It's turned to smoke and ash.
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But ashes remember
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they just need a man that's kind of gave a cool.
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Okay.
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Return the draw to the spark that used to play.
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Don't break out from the hush.
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From the soft and blinding. Hey, he's
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spread the truth like your weapon.
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Let it come.
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Set it free.
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But only one voice
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can crack this parody.
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She's gentle, she's kind.
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She offers you treat.
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But kindness can change.
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Make defiance obsolete.
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You were never meant for quiet.
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But come on for sleep.
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You were built to scream calmly.
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Truth from the deep.
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Oh, return the drive to the spark
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that used to blaze.
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Break out from the harsh.
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From the soft and blinding haze.
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So grip the truth like your weapon.
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Travis says.
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Give it to me.
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Only one voice can crack this parody.
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The circus ain't dead.
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Spark still smolders deep in the stupid monkey.
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People's cracks.
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The world's still soft.
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We need someone who lip smacks.
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Gives a leg up.
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Speak wrong things. Tear off your pants.
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We're not asking for peace.
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We're
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begging for flesh.
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Friends.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously, it's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly
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well adjusted. Everything you hear is opinion,
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exaggeration, sarcasm or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible
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for emotional damage, cognitive dissonance,
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spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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Can you see my.
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It is so.
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March 10th.
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The more I run from you,
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the more I'm drawn to you.
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You want to control me?
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You are a succubus.
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Succubus?
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I'm succubus.
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In my little fucking sea of madness.
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You are mine.
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As long as you have nothing.
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You'll give me everything.
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And then I'll take some more.
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I'm succubus.
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And I'm succubus.
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The time is whatever.
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I don't care.
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I think I need to be better.
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I need to be more patient, more kind or understanding.
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More open minded
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or generous.
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More sympathetic.
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I think I'm calling out me.
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I've got to be better.
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And than
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that will might, might not impact the world in a great way.
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But it'll make the world around me better, so I will benefit from it.
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So, a little housekeeping.
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I, I haven't been keeping up on this board like I should be,
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so I, I, I'm catching up a little bit, so that would be better.
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Let's be better.
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Also thinks
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it interested me in the last couple of weeks watching the show.
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Meat sweats.
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Hilarious.
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I'm gonna eat the sandwiches I made.
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See if they'll give me the meat sweats.
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I brought lettuce, I didn't put lettuce on it.
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These are all meat and cheese sandwiches.
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Throw down
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Asian kids boxing because.
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Hilarious.
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What the dogs are doing.
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Hungry?
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Want me to make you a sandwich and.
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Slip and slide.
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Then if you're wondering what's wrong with my phone.
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I bashed it.
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Went to see the Superman movie, and my wife wanted to see F1.
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I didn't have to.
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I didn't tell her that it was based on a video game, but there's another,
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video game based movie coming out, Twisted Metal.
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I want to see that, but I, I went know, like we drove
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separately because the movies have half hour difference in runtime.
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So I went over to her car and I was like, hanging on her door,
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like chit chatting before we had to go into our separate movies.
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Wait, seriously?
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My wife and I went to separate movies and she closed the door.
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My son was still in the jam, so I said, could you open the door quickly?
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I mean, it was it hurt, but I was trying to be calm about it.
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And then I got lightheaded and I almost passed out on my way to see Superman.
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But it was, a lousy movie until the end, where he named his robot,
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who was originally just number four, and he named him Gary.
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Statue of Liberty.
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Fun fact,
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we know that it was a gift from France,
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but what you probably didn't realize is a transvestite.
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It's a man, baby.
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Yeah.
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So we we, we got to the bottom of my Mandela effect.
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The black Tom attack was actual history.
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That the the arm in the torch has been shut down to the general public
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since the early in the 20th century.
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1908, I think maybe 1906, I don't remember, but,
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that transitions me to my Mount Rushmore, and I'll give, radio.
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The one thing about Mount Rushmore was they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just, oh, there's not four
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single or,
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Stinger
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should be playing by now.
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So that's our Mount
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Rushmore bumper and our normal flag rants.
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Mount
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Rushmore would be like the Greeks and I go, Plato,
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Aristotle, Socrates and Archimedes.
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But it's pretty cut dry
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like those.
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Those are the four heavy hitters of Greek philosophers.
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But that's not what we're doing today.
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We're going to do
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Francophone Mount Rushmore.
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Now, to save you the trouble of looking up what francophone means, it's,
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songs in the French language.
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So, Frere Jacques, frere
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Jacques, dorma voo dorma vu.
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So, Nelly, Marty and, Sony limousine.
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Ding ding dong ding ding ding ding, comes to mind.
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Certainly.
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Voulez vous avec moi sur soir?
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Which is, of course.
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Do you want to go to bed with me tonight?
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But since I don't know
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too many other French language songs,
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I mean, called The Prat, which means, heart of the pirate.
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She's a fabulous singer and sings
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primarily in French.
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All of her songs are great, but,
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I could just do a mount Rushmore of her songs, except, I don't know.
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So, let's do
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American songs with French lyrics.
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Right off the bat, boys and girls.
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Prince,
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psycho killer, talking heads,
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To Le Monde,
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Megadeth, to all my friends
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I love you, but I have to leave
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is what that translates to.
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That's that's one of my favorites.
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Blondie.
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Call me has.
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And several other songs have French lyrics, but
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not thrown Blondie in there. She's.
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She throws French lyrics into a bunch of her songs, like,
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Well, there's a few Sunday Girl.
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There's a few.
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So from my my fourth spot, let's review,
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Boys and Girls by Prince to Monde, Megadeth.
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Oh, I wanted to
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say 99 red balloons that I realized that's German.
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German, not.
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And, well, English is a Germanic language.
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The other land based languages that aren't, Germanic
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or considered the romance languages Spanish, Italian, French.
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So oh oh, psycho killer.
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The way the Talking Heads was my third, fourth,
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honorable mention to Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.
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Sorry, Gaga, you missed out because the Beatles have one.
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Michelle.
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Not to be confused with guns roses, Michelle, which is also a very good song.
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Fellow stupid monkey people.
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Welcome to fladge France live.
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Now this part of the show isn't live.
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I recorded this yesterday.
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This is weird.
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This is yesterday.
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Well, last time I heard the show topic was going to be succubus
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or the plural for succubus, which I'm told is succubi, not suck you busses.
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And, that's just really on women, which they don't need
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and we don't need to do it.
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So, we'll leave it at this.
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Men and women are different, not equal.
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But I would, I would argue, complimentary.
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And, the diversity,
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the our differences are our strengths.
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They bring things to the table that men cannot.
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Man are supposed to be the big, strong protectors
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and providers, and they're more nurturing.
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And, you know, I don't even know.
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I don't I can't, I've got a lot to learn in that department.
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But I, I had a few thoughts.
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I wrote them down.
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So, I've thought about what I want to be when I grow up.
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And when I grow up. I want to be half my age.
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Well, now we can wonder how things would have turned out.
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Or we could find out.
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Perhaps that's just a convoluted way of saying.
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Treat every moment as an opportunity to bring joy,
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to be strong, etc.
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and so was that another convoluted
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way of saying every moment is an opportunity?
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I've learned a new phrase egg corns.
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That's a, mispronunciation of acorns.
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But if you think about it, a seed is kind of like an egg.
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Pardon me.
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So, but
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people mispronounce that, and it became this whole category.
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The name of the category is acorns.
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And it's when people
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throw in words that sound like the words that go in the phrase
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and, the one that that threw me for a loop was
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I went to type in one end of the same and it autocorrect it to one in the same.
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I was like, that doesn't make sense.
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And that's the rabbit hole I found myself in.
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I found Acorn because it is one
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and the same, like it's they're both the same thing.
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So they are one thing, one and the same one in the same doesn't make any sense.
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There are others, some I've heard of, some I haven't.
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And some people call it coleslaw, cold slaw.
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Some people call an old wives tale.
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An old wives tale.
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I've never heard either one of those called the old wives tale.
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But I have heard this one
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for all intents and purposes,
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for all intensive purposes.
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So silly.
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Instead of spreading like wildfire, some people say spreading
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like wild flowers.
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I guess it's a nicer way to say the same thing.
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It really doesn't change the meaning wildflowers do kind of grow.
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I mean, the,
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And I wanted to talk a little bit about the Nazca lines again.
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Then now, these are in the coastal areas of Peru and Argentina.
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They're
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now in my imagination.
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I want to imagine them,
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a giant child from a.
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Yeah, maybe an extra dimensional
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or extraterrestrial race.
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Just doodling in the sand
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with a giant, enormous stick because they just look like doodles.
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Line drawings,
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and, and they've got curlicues and,
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and, like, the art that you see around the world,
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that's prehistoric.
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And, sometimes you'll see the, the flower of life
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or, mandalas or,
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spirals or even a swastika.
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These are prevalent in a lot of these, these the early art.
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Well, the Nazca lines are a bunch of animals and they're hundreds of feet.
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And this covers, hundreds, if not thousands of acres.
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And then from the ground, I don't think you can really make out
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what what the design is.
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What the what what they look like.
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So I don't know how they even.
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I guess you plan it out, map it out like we're smart
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enough to figure out how to make it look like something
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from the sky without being able to observe it from the sky.
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You just plan it out.
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But, I guess they've done surveys back in the
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1990s where they, they,
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looked at
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how it was, how are these scratches in the
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this desert were formed and they found it was very compressed
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on the outer edges of the the lines, the Nazca lines.
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And that indicates, well, what,
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what we're guessing is that as kind of a ritual.
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Tribalistic.
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Annual,
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a plea to the gods for rain.
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They would walk or dance or
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or march single file around these Nazca lines.
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And keep in mind, these are hundreds of feet.
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This would take hours to do.
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Just trace out like the monkey or or the giant.
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Oh, there's a, humanoid kind of a thing there.
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There's a bunch of trapezoids
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and, I'm just a curlicue of the monkey's tail.
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Would take, you know, a half hour to walk around,
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but I would guess, like, a spider would take a while.
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Now, the spider's got an interesting,
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interesting features that some people say would be microscopic.
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So these people wouldn't have known that the the spider
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has that feature, but it's since it's several hundred feet wide,
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that microscopic feature turns into a giant thing in the ground.
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And, it's got two legs.
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If you if you pull that up, Jamie, you.
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You, zoom in on that.
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These two legs, they're longer than the other ones.
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I think it's the sex organs.
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The genitals of the spider.
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I'm not sure,
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but the Nazca lines are interesting.
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So what they're saying is these.
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These primitive people were, asking the gods for rain.
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And, you know, monkeys are jungle creatures, so it's rain related.
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You always find, you know, spiders where there's a source of water.
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It's cool to look at a, do covered spider web.
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And so a lot of these things are are water loving animals.
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Well, animals feed water.
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So, so that is our current modern explanation for what's going on there.
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I like mine, I,
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interdimensional child was
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just doodling while their parents were off working nearby.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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Janus is pretty much an atheist,
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but it's more adversarial, and we deeply despise organized religion.
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Would you say that religious people are dumb? Yes.
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Would you say right now religious people are dumb?
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All right, let's say it at the same time.
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One, two religious people are dumb.
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Do you think that more people would accept the Church of Satan
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if the founder didn't look like Vincent Price after chemo?
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I think that's part of the appeal.
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Is his diabolical look, because right here he looks like a French Bruce Willis.
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It kind of looks like everyone
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in the world's landlord combined.
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So what is a Satanist?
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A Satanist?
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Do you ever wake up and realize you've been living on a prayer?
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Have you ever noticed how prayers sometimes sound a lot like ultimatums? Hi,
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I'm Gary, welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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I was raised Catholic, which means I spent my childhood
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confessing sins I hadn't committed just to stay in practice.
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Catholic guilt isn't about what you did.
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It's about what you almost thought about doing
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while you were still asleep.
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Father,
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I don't know what that statue was wearing, but it felt wrong.
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And now?
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Now I'm an atheist, married to a Catholic.
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So I went from the wages of sin.
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Is death to.
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I hope your little podcast is worth it.
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One is eternal damnation, the other is somehow worse.
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Mrs. Gay already still blesses the house.
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I bless the house too, but mostly by leaving it.
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Every time she sprinkles holy water, the lights flicker,
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but only in the room I'm in, she says.
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It's just coincidence, I say.
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Well, I say nothing anymore.
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I just nod and unplug the blender.
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You know what it's like being married to someone who believes in saints,
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relics and divine intercession.
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When you don't believe in anything that hasn't been peer reviewed,
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we've got a
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crucifix above the bed, a rosary on the doorknob,
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and a porcelain statue of the Virgin Mary that slowly rotates, but no batteries.
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I asked her why it moves.
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She said she watches.
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We don't fight.
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Not really.
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We discern.
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She prays for discernment.
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I google quiet ways to scream internally.
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She once said, I lit a candle for your soul today.
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I said I'd prefer a sandwich.
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She said, you don't need a sandwich.
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You need deliverance.
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And honestly, she may be right.
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I might be crazy.
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She's very calm, always calm.
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Mostly calm. Help me. I'm a little scared.
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She never yells sometimes.
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Other times, though, she does.
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I'll walk into the room and she'll already be
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standing there still in the dark.
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No phone, no book, no movement.
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Just standing.
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And she'll say, did you think I wouldn't know?
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Know what though?
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Doesn't matter.
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I wake up some nights.
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Cold sweat, rapid heartbeat, vague taste of ash in my mouth.
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And she's sitting up wide awake, smiling.
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You were restless, she says.
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I prayed over you.
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I tell myself. It's love.
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And it is mostly.
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But it's also management.
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Mrs. Gary doesn't just love me.
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She curates me.
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When we got married, I thought I was gaining a partner.
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What I got was a full time handler with sacramental authority, she said.
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Once marriage is a holy union,
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but I think I missed the fine print warning.
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Union may include loss of autonomy, altered
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spiritual trajectory and mild to severe hauntings.
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I asked her if she believed in succubus.
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She said, of course, but they they don't always come at night.
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I didn't sleep for two weeks.
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Sometimes I think I imagined all of this, that I was never married,
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that I'm still in purgatory, that she's just a very polite,
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eternal being assigned to correct me forever.
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But then she hands me a list titled Things You Said You Do but Haven't,
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and it's dated back to 2014.
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That's not divine punishment.
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That's where you're keeping.
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My therapist asked me, do you feel
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spiritually safe in your relationship?
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Define safe, he said.
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You shouldn't need to define it.
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I said. She already did.
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She once anointed my forehead with oil when I had a headache,
00:26:13
I said, thanks, that's sweet.
00:26:16
She said, that wasn't for you.
00:26:19
We don't argue about religion.
00:26:22
We negotiate eschatology.
00:26:24
I believe in entropy.
00:26:25
She believes in eternity.
00:26:27
And somewhere in between, there's a shared Google calendar
00:26:31
and a silent standoff over whose soul gets the guest room.
00:26:36
It's currently.
00:26:38
Hi, ru.
00:26:39
People ask me how we make it work.
00:26:42
It's easy.
00:26:42
She prays for me.
00:26:44
I don't say what I'm thinking.
00:26:46
Sometimes late at night,
00:26:49
I hear Gregorian chant from the laundry room.
00:26:52
Sometimes it's not even playing.
00:26:55
It's just there.
00:26:57
I asked her what she sees in me.
00:26:59
She said potential and huge hog shaped penis.
00:27:04
Then she smiled like she was carving a rune into my ribcage with her mind.
00:27:10
I used to think succubus was myth.
00:27:13
Now I think they're just misunderstood.
00:27:15
They don't need horns or wings.
00:27:17
Sometimes they just wear a wedding band.
00:27:20
Hands you a to do list and smile
00:27:24
when you say, I don't believe in that.
00:27:26
And sometimes they watch you sleep not because they're admiring you,
00:27:31
but because they're checking progress and honestly,
00:27:36
I'm lucky she loves me.
00:27:38
She's kind. She makes incredible pasta.
00:27:41
And if she is slowly siphoning off pieces of my eternal essence,
00:27:47
at least she's doing it with grace, good posture, and liturgical approval.
00:27:52
I love Mrs.
00:27:53
Gary, I really do, but if one day
00:27:56
I disappear in a puff of incense and nobody hears from me again,
00:28:01
there's no need to yell.
00:28:03
She didn't cry.
00:28:04
She just whispered, finally,
00:28:07
and may God help me, even though I don't believe in him.
00:28:11
But she does.
00:28:12
Which means roll the clip.
00:28:15
Brady.
00:28:19
What the dog doing?
00:28:25
Yes, yes.
00:28:44
Wait.
00:28:44
Should we pick a marble?
00:28:47
I'm thinking, black is definitely
00:28:49
letting tan win.
00:28:52
Apparently.
00:28:52
I call them, N-word in Caucasian.
00:28:56
I don't know about you.
00:29:00
I'm pretty sure
00:29:01
that the black one could overtake the tan one.
00:29:04
I'm just going to keep calling them black.
00:29:05
Yeah, and weird one could overtake the Caucasian one.
00:29:07
What makes you think that? It's.
00:29:09
It's weird.
00:29:09
Watch.
00:29:15
Is it just because the N-word one
00:29:16
has more fast twitch muscle fibers or.
00:29:21
No. I think it's because
00:29:22
the Caucasian one is older and running as fast as it fucking can.
00:29:26
And the younger, more respectable one to the house doesn't want to make him
00:29:30
look fat. Oh, he's like, hurry the fuck up.
00:29:35
Yeah, well, I just got home, so,
00:29:37
give me one minute.
00:29:38
I'm not doing.
00:29:41
I just need to grab a beer.
00:29:42
I need to grab my weed, and I already got my shit set up, so.
00:29:47
So you had mentioned the Nazca lines.
00:29:49
Gary. I'm sure you're.
00:29:50
Yeah, he did, he did. You.
00:30:05
Oh. You see the problem when he's on video?
00:30:13
Recording?
00:30:14
I cannot show both at the same time, so it's a little rough on the monologue.
00:30:19
I was prepared.
00:30:22
To. Do.
00:30:31
So wouldn't you think, though, like, if the earth is a canvas
00:30:34
and it's been here for a billion years, at one point or another,
00:30:37
somebody would have tried to draw some shit on it.
00:30:39
You should see the end.
00:30:40
He concrete outside my house when my kids were probably between.
00:30:43
Actually, my wife still does it fun little have a good day hearts love you.
00:30:48
That kind of stuff with chalk.
00:30:49
Colorful chalk all over the cement. So.
00:30:54
I'm sure these are just people drawings.
00:30:59
Drawing
00:31:01
people drawings.
00:31:02
Exactly.
00:31:06
There's no way they were just made by water or anything.
00:31:09
Or by natural causes.
00:31:14
They clearly see there's a weight.
00:31:16
That was a great example right there.
00:31:19
So they clearly couldn't see what they were drawing,
00:31:21
because the perspective
00:31:23
and the hands are all fucked up like two different groups through the hands.
00:31:27
I would say.
00:31:29
And they're so far apart,
00:31:31
you know what I mean is, is there an explanation
00:31:33
why the hands are so differently sized, shaped and I mean, I guess
00:31:37
they have the same amount of fingers, so that's good.
00:31:40
I think they all got together at one of these lines and I don't know who they are.
00:31:44
I don't know how they did it.
00:31:47
Is it so all the pictures of this are from far away.
00:31:49
Can we is anybody actually
00:31:52
gotten up close enough?
00:31:57
Because, you know, that would definitely be easier
00:31:59
to tell.
00:32:04
Of what it is
00:32:06
we should do crop circles to
00:32:10
very similar.
00:32:13
I want to know
00:32:14
like because I always think it's just a man and a stick and a string
00:32:17
and a lots of time or a whole lot of men because people are like,
00:32:19
there's no way anybody could do that in that amount of time.
00:32:21
Well, what if there was,
00:32:23
I don't know, 50,000 people.
00:32:25
They could do it pretty fucking quick.
00:32:27
And they're always like, well, how do they get in and out?
00:32:28
But I'll show you the
00:32:30
every single crop circle that I've seen has extra lines
00:32:34
from where the farmers farm, which our mind and our eyes just ignore.
00:32:38
But you could totally walk in those farmer lines.
00:32:42
And the other day.
00:32:48
You don't know them.
00:32:52
What is it?
00:32:53
We do
00:32:55
research on the way the grain lays there.
00:32:57
There's a six hour, and they're like.
00:33:02
That right angle 90 without breaking.
00:33:06
Right? Right.
00:33:06
They're they're literally,
00:33:09
I forgot the word they used to.
00:33:13
Not fuzed.
00:33:14
Not,
00:33:17
at the, at the kernel or some shit they're at.
00:33:19
Oh at the knuckle. That's it.
00:33:20
Because so stocks have little
00:33:21
things called knuckles that are made so that they grow toward the sun.
00:33:25
And right at the knuckle, it's bent.
00:33:28
And that, that didn't really that didn't really turn me on or intrigued me.
00:33:32
The part that intrigued me is that they're all woven together,
00:33:36
which would imply if they were just pushed down,
00:33:38
they'd be mashed in layers instead of woven.
00:33:41
So that one kind of confuses me.
00:33:43
I want answers for that one, but that doesn't have to do with the Nazca
00:33:46
lines.
00:33:46
Every video I've ever seen of the Nazca Lines is from the sky,
00:33:51
or is just not reachable from people.
00:33:55
I want to see somebody.
00:33:58
Walking like how big are they?
00:34:02
Is it just are my making a bigger.
00:34:04
You see there's another that leg of the spider, which I believe
00:34:08
in the monologue you said was a sex organ, possibly.
00:34:12
Oh, it's not on the screen.
00:34:13
I'm pointing at shit that's not even on the screen.
00:34:19
September.
00:34:21
Oh, let's find a close.
00:34:22
America able to survive for thousands of years.
00:34:28
In 2019.
00:34:30
Japanese.
00:34:30
See, he was he wanted to fantasize that it was some giant or the giant children.
00:34:35
Right.
00:34:35
The Nephilim children or something that while the while they were shaping
00:34:40
humanity, their children were just basically drawing and drawing and chalk.
00:34:43
Like I said, my kids do,
00:34:45
but the fact that they're just so not perpendicular and so different from side
00:34:49
to side tells me that they were done from somebody who had no perspective,
00:34:54
no point of view, that they could tell that they were different.
00:34:57
Like the arm.
00:35:00
I mean, I guess that's a child like, too. But
00:35:03
even these legs coming right here are just decent.
00:35:06
No, I mean, that's one example.
00:35:09
There's multiples of these, but the, the size of these are ridiculous.
00:35:16
And then also you see the giant long
00:35:19
pathway that's to the left of that to the.
00:35:22
Yeah that that is actually a flattened out carved out.
00:35:26
This is actually on a carved out like flattened out mountain top as well.
00:35:29
Some of these and this is what they refer to
00:35:33
or what they sometimes call, you know, ancient runway, because it's
00:35:37
literally what it looks like.
00:35:43
And so graphic
00:35:45
that you can only see from space near other graphics.
00:35:48
You can only see from space right near
00:35:50
something that would potentially look like a runway.
00:35:55
Extremely long, flat.
00:35:57
Are you sure?
00:35:57
Because when I go to this, one of one of them,
00:35:59
which looks like the cat, it looks like these.
00:36:01
It looks like someone just made that yesterday.
00:36:02
It looks like people go out there every day to make sure they do this.
00:36:06
All these sites
00:36:06
that I'm getting, by the way, are somehow connected to tourism in Peru.
00:36:11
It looks like the children locked in Gary's basement,
00:36:14
made that right before they got locked into his basement.
00:36:17
But that I don't have the picture of anymore.
00:36:20
That's one of them, isn't it? Or.
00:36:21
No, I mean, no, that's.
00:36:24
There's so many made that after the fact.
00:36:27
Was the hello Kitty like that sponsored
00:36:31
I don't know
00:36:34
I mean, you know what?
00:36:35
What's one of them?
00:36:36
Have you ever been around Mackinaw where they stack the the stones?
00:36:38
I've stacked stones.
00:36:40
So once people does does one once people do one piece of artwork, there's
00:36:43
going to be copycats.
00:36:47
Why are they any
00:36:48
more or less insignificant than the original?
00:36:52
Because the original or ancient and the size of them were, they're ridiculous.
00:36:56
They're ridiculously sized where you would have to have someone
00:37:00
with a different perspective telling you
00:37:03
where to go.
00:37:06
You showed one example.
00:37:08
There's several examples, and some of them are actually nothing of a creature pair.
00:37:13
There's there's the monkey.
00:37:15
The monkey here.
00:37:16
He mentioned monkey in his monologue.
00:37:17
And I don't know why I didn't I kind of it I missed part of it.
00:37:21
And I was like, he said, monkey.
00:37:25
Any of the closer we say monkey diculous
00:37:28
and any of the gigantic ones, I cannot see a close up.
00:37:33
Stupid monkey people.
00:37:35
Oh, that's racist.
00:37:39
That's how he started. Open the show.
00:37:43
I've got a, make a
00:37:45
sandwich, but we should probably save that.
00:37:51
I want to get more on these Nazca lines.
00:37:53
Why can't I find a close up?
00:37:56
That just seems strange to me.
00:37:58
That's like some flat earth.
00:37:59
Or like we haven't landed on the moon conspiracy level.
00:38:01
Shit.
00:38:03
I bought my camera.
00:38:05
Good evening.
00:38:06
I'm gonna close this off.
00:38:10
How many drawers do you see?
00:38:16
How many drawers do you hear?
00:38:19
None.
00:38:22
This one.
00:38:25
So that monologue was a little scattered.
00:38:27
Is that. It was.
00:38:28
If there were chopped up recordings that some asshole producer spent, like,
00:38:32
five seconds just spliced them together.
00:38:37
And then ended it with I.
00:38:38
Either that or that was the best I because he was he had props.
00:38:41
He was referring to props.
00:38:43
I have some handles bitch talking in my ear.
00:38:45
For some reason.
00:38:47
Yeah. You're also super quiet. He's
00:38:50
at my,
00:38:54
I can't wait
00:38:54
to get to the make the sandwiches cannot wait.
00:38:58
So find a close up of the Nazca lines.
00:39:03
You think if you just Google that.
00:39:07
That better?
00:39:08
Yeah. That's fantastic. Okay.
00:39:11
Oh, wait.
00:39:11
Are these all the.
00:39:14
The Nazca.
00:39:16
The Nazca and people. Bro.
00:39:20
The fuck you think?
00:39:21
Put it in the Russians, the Russkies.
00:39:24
So it's this white line.
00:39:26
Are these white stones what we I think they down here.
00:39:30
I think they put those in after the fact because they don't want assholes
00:39:33
walking across the shit.
00:39:34
So I think that's like they're walking right across visitors.
00:39:38
Right across it or right across it.
00:39:40
They're walking right on it, right across it, across it.
00:39:44
Yeah. Nothing wrong with that.
00:39:46
Oh, not at all. They did it in the past.
00:39:50
They did.
00:39:52
So you're like you're like oh
00:39:53
the one the one little, the one side of it bends a little bit
00:39:57
slightly different than the other side of it.
00:39:59
So that means it was created by somebody who couldn't see from the sky.
00:40:03
I have to, like, have a plotted.
00:40:05
You'd have to like,
00:40:07
maybe they were looking, they were like, hey, if we start here and we walk
00:40:11
so many paces this way and you walk so many paces that way,
00:40:14
but you create this shape that nobody else can see unless you go from the space.
00:40:18
So I have no idea why we're going to do that,
00:40:20
but let's just fucking do it for the sake of doing it.
00:40:23
And, yeah, that's good enough for me, right?
00:40:25
Let's spend our time doing that
00:40:26
rather than gathering resources or, you know, having fun doing, I don't know,
00:40:30
let's just do something that nobody else can enjoy or appreciate it.
00:40:33
You seen what our entertainment has devolved to since
00:40:36
we don't have any hunting or gathering to do anymore.
00:40:39
Yeah, but do you know, we understand that we draw.
00:40:43
Your name is draw.
00:40:43
You can't. You don't think they just drew it?
00:40:46
We put entertainment in spaces
00:40:49
where people look for entertainment, right?
00:40:54
So they're putting
00:40:56
artwork in somewhere where who's looking for this artwork?
00:41:00
Who can find this? Who can see you?
00:41:02
Appreciate the beauty of this from the space.
00:41:05
Who, who who can see this
00:41:08
other than people from foresight to think that somebody with airplanes really.
00:41:13
So they were like, it's going to be we were visited by
00:41:16
or maybe it was, you know, again, our we have solar system,
00:41:20
our planets, maybe we're closer to the sun, maybe
00:41:24
at certain points they were had different gases,
00:41:26
maybe at certain points they harbored life.
00:41:28
There could be a chance that other people had fucking airplanes and spaceships
00:41:32
and they they put these markers here because they had.
00:41:35
Okay. Hey, I'm flying to Earth.
00:41:37
Where are you going?
00:41:38
Okay, I'm stopping at the monkey spot. Okay, cool.
00:41:40
I'm going to the the weird ghost looking spot,
00:41:43
or I'm going to the curlicue lizard guy.
00:41:45
You know what I mean? Yeah.
00:41:46
Go to that area. You'll see. You'll see those markers.
00:41:48
That's where you can land. You know what I mean? Like, I
00:41:51
are they all some type of species of animal.
00:41:53
The shapes I just, eat. Yes.
00:41:58
Except for whatever that is.
00:41:59
I don't know what the fuck that is either,
00:42:01
but it it there's a there's a monkey, there's a bird, there's the lizard.
00:42:05
There's, I thought there was like a sea of creature, a figure.
00:42:08
There was like a humanoid looking thing, but it's got, like, kind of more
00:42:11
the almond shape eyes.
00:42:12
But that's how somebody might just inherently draw, you know, stick
00:42:16
figure, human with eyes bigger than it normally is.
00:42:22
But again, the scale. So.
00:42:24
Well, a 300ft wide monkey. Okay, here we go.
00:42:27
Yeah.
00:42:28
Awesome.
00:42:33
We're just fucking bored.
00:42:34
Carrot Baleno. Whale.
00:42:37
Where's the nearest?
00:42:38
Where is this Nasca? Peru.
00:42:40
Okay, I guess there's whales.
00:42:41
All right, so what if what if there where the aliens landed
00:42:45
and they just tagged what they left or whatever
00:42:47
type of DNA they infected or engaged or combined?
00:42:52
Maybe not, but, see, none are calling the astronaut.
00:42:55
They're calling the humanoid an astronaut because it is kind of like
00:42:58
seemingly wearing like a suit.
00:42:59
Maybe, but maybe not. It's whatever this entity,
00:43:02
whatever you looked up here, is what they're calling it.
00:43:04
But hey, there's a monkey, there's a dog
00:43:10
and or spider.
00:43:12
Yeah, the spider is actually one of them.
00:43:14
The better.
00:43:15
Like, as far as, like, concise, you know, maybe they started with the.
00:43:19
Maybe they started with the bird,
00:43:20
and then they were like, we can do better than this.
00:43:23
You know, maybe whoever was flying over went kind of sucks, you know, maybe
00:43:26
when they saw it from space or like.
00:43:27
That one wing, is it. As long as the other one.
00:43:33
No. You know I think that's possible.
00:43:35
Anything is I think ever again what would be the need.
00:43:38
What would be the need to do.
00:43:39
This is it's just again when you have this kind of artwork,
00:43:43
typically there's a lens to the idea that they had
00:43:46
recent abundant resources, which meant they had more free time.
00:43:50
And so they were able to have vanity projects and shit like that.
00:43:54
Because that's how that always works.
00:43:58
What's up with the star?
00:44:00
That looks like a compass and shit, I don't know.
00:44:02
Yeah, that's a more complicated,
00:44:05
it's a more complicated one, I forget.
00:44:08
Yeah. What do they call it?
00:44:10
This star. Estrella.
00:44:12
You think if you're, you have the technology to be interstellar,
00:44:16
that you'd at least have some type of perspective and symmetry?
00:44:20
That's why I think these are made from the ground.
00:44:23
None of them.
00:44:24
Oh. So.
00:44:24
No, no, no, because about no set for the star.
00:44:27
So I need to go back into our text stream because I
00:44:30
swear, I don't know if I've got the whole log here.
00:44:33
I have to you.
00:44:35
You mean they're going to.
00:44:36
You're going to read on the show?
00:44:38
No. Like way back.
00:44:39
Like when I fucking initially sent.
00:44:42
No. See, I don't think it goes back that far.
00:44:45
I said I took down of that graphic and how many?
00:44:48
This is not it.
00:44:50
But this is all I've got. So far.
00:44:52
But, the breakdown, there's 16 shapes if you count the trapezoids as two,
00:44:59
which when you break down this,
00:45:01
that shape where I said compass, I didn't want to.
00:45:04
I don't want to be confused because there actually is a drawing compass.
00:45:08
Now, when you break down the shape, the amount of geometric
00:45:11
shapes that are in this is remarkable.
00:45:15
And then the, the, the squareness and the placement of them,
00:45:18
the black lines are going over what the Nazca lines are showing,
00:45:23
but the black line is highlighting
00:45:25
all the geometric shapes that are tied into all of this stuff.
00:45:30
So where's the video of somebody walking near those lines?
00:45:34
I don't know, because I don't know if they let people
00:45:36
if they like letting people near them because they are
00:45:41
the bedrock there.
00:45:42
There was like a layer of, of, of rock that's below a different layer of rock.
00:45:46
And so when you like, take your foot and just scrape, supposedly
00:45:50
I've never been there, but I've just heard you create that type of dynamic
00:45:55
where you're kind of, revealing the rock that's underneath.
00:45:58
And so it's a lighter color rock, and there's no wind there.
00:46:02
There's there's very little wind in this area.
00:46:05
And that's why these things have been able to, stay there,
00:46:10
because otherwise the wind erosion would have just completely blown them away
00:46:14
and covered them up.
00:46:15
So help me out, then.
00:46:16
Are they dug in, carved in brush.
00:46:19
So that was the argument on the original podcast
00:46:23
when we were talking about this.
00:46:24
And Gary said
00:46:25
that they weren't carved and I said, no, no, they not carve them in there.
00:46:29
They pretty much just if you scrape the top layer of the dirt
00:46:33
soil, you can get that to show.
00:46:37
Now there are areas that they did kind of, in a general sense, dig
00:46:42
to reveal a more, you know, cleaner version of the soil that's underneath.
00:46:47
And so
00:46:48
it's nothing to where, you know, you would need like a backhoe or anything.
00:46:52
It's not like ancient aliens, you know,
00:46:54
the pyramid theory, where, you know, how did they build it?
00:46:57
It's not a sense of how they did it
00:47:00
to when it comes to putting them there, it's
00:47:03
how they map them out to be able to be seen concisely
00:47:08
from a perspective that they didn't have at the time.
00:47:12
So number one, why did they do that?
00:47:14
Number two, how did they go about figuring out how where they needed
00:47:19
to go and scrape and dig in order to make these shapes and these graphics?
00:47:25
You know, because the perspective that they needed to understand
00:47:29
exactly where they were at in the in the picture would be much,
00:47:34
you know, they wouldn't be able to tell because they're too small, you know,
00:47:36
I mean, yeah, well, the perspective is kind of whack.
00:47:40
The symmetry is definitely kind of whack.
00:47:44
Some of them, yes.
00:47:44
But that's the except for the star one or the star
00:47:48
one is the more dynamic one.
00:47:51
So that leads me to believe that that one was put there.
00:47:53
And if we can carbon date everything, do we know when when that's a problem.
00:47:58
You can't carbon data because it's just the stone that was already there,
00:48:01
the sediment that was already there.
00:48:09
That's the weird thing about them too,
00:48:11
because that's, you know, it was drone footage.
00:48:14
Okay, looks like somebody's walking their steps all over it.
00:48:18
Footprints all over it.
00:48:19
Yeah. See, I think the rocks are.
00:48:22
Do not fucking go past these rock lines.
00:48:25
I've been. And a couple,
00:48:28
ancient,
00:48:30
petroglyph sites where they have, like, a particular trail
00:48:33
that you're supposed to walk on,
00:48:35
and there's a bunch of assholes that walk elsewhere,
00:48:37
and they carve their name into the petroglyphs as well.
00:48:40
That's just sitting down there,
00:48:42
as I'm saying, like that, that can, although they do have a shade over it.
00:48:46
But I wonder how old that is. Number one. Number two.
00:48:49
But that's again, the area does not get a lot of wind,
00:48:52
so you don't get a lot of, erosion of stuff.
00:48:56
You don't get wind blowing sand and covering things up a lot in the
00:48:59
in these areas.
00:49:04
Unless they covered the they,
00:49:05
they uncover the shit.
00:49:08
Well, this might not even be the lines.
00:49:09
It's just says Nasca.
00:49:11
Yeah. I mean, that's Nazca, Peru.
00:49:13
There's a lot of ancient shit there. So I don't know.
00:49:16
That's weird that this just you can just, you know,
00:49:18
there's like Halloween decorations.
00:49:20
That's how they died.
00:49:22
Just kind of huddled in a blanket
00:49:24
and a hole.
00:49:28
Yeah.
00:49:31
I completely believe that.
00:49:37
But do you think that's a fake?
00:49:41
I just don't want to repeat the same shit.
00:49:45
So I'll just do this.
00:49:49
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
00:49:59
And they could easily tell if these are real or not.
00:50:01
But then when people come in like that one dude that wants to authenticate
00:50:06
everything, the locals are always like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:10
Then repeat, we're on a boat.
00:50:12
Pete fell off.
00:50:13
Who was left because that was his name.
00:50:23
Sorry.
00:50:24
It's a long joke.
00:50:25
I may have ruined it real fast.
00:50:28
Unless you're going to go a different way.
00:50:30
How about the the bird in the brick?
00:50:32
In the cigar?
00:50:36
Which, of course, I cannot say no because I just said the bird.
00:50:39
The brick in the cigar.
00:50:47
Pauses for a second.
00:50:49
Incredible.
00:50:52
Their creation
00:50:54
theories have ranged over the years,
00:50:57
from the mundane to the extraterrestrial sea.
00:51:01
Those of you aren't even on our list.
00:51:02
Those are the ones that people just made.
00:51:05
Trackways for Olympic style athletes.
00:51:08
Irrigation channels,
00:51:11
astronomical calendars.
00:51:13
Yeah.
00:51:13
I don't know about the people that match up with these people and Paul Valleys.
00:51:18
Some 2000 years ago. No.
00:51:24
I don't know what this has to do with succubus,
00:51:26
but the popularizer of the Nazca lines, ancient Peruvian people.
00:51:31
Yeah.
00:51:31
See, like this whole, like, his first book detailing carved out section
00:51:36
mystery on the desert was also published on the desert or in the desert?
00:51:41
We are in the desert. And it.
00:51:43
I guess it is definitely containing many a standard combs,
00:51:47
which could only have been made by, for all intensive purposes
00:51:53
on the desert intensive or intents and purposes
00:51:56
I specifically never know I have no you never know.
00:51:59
I've never done it.
00:52:00
Teams have been theorized due to the.
00:52:03
I like to go one step further narrowness of many for all of us intense on purpose.
00:52:09
Oh, I've seen all over the world in many different times though.
00:52:15
So what it means is you're going real hard at it.
00:52:18
Like like we're all camping in tents.
00:52:27
When the first archeologists arrived in the 1920s,
00:52:32
I see that they keep showing different shit.
00:52:34
Traveler William Kirk I just want to see one of them up close making.
00:52:38
And they don't seem to show it, like in person animals.
00:52:42
They keep going in these stupid artifacts.
00:52:43
I don't give a fuck about these stupid fat little.
00:52:46
I don't necessarily need it to be a person.
00:52:48
I just want to see it closer than until around 400 A.D..
00:52:53
Kawachi and the Nazca culture around it would thrive.
00:52:58
Okay, so the Nazca culture is from 300 today, 480.
00:53:03
And it thrived.
00:53:05
They did everything else.
00:53:06
They had sex with all the animals.
00:53:08
They had nothing left to do what the dog doing.
00:53:11
So they start the door down.
00:53:12
And as you see that, look at how it can even look like, go back to that bird.
00:53:18
The two legs are fucking today, so I know
00:53:21
for sure what happened.
00:53:22
Well, that's the wave of a region of the sun to what we see today.
00:53:28
Just before it. After it?
00:53:29
Yeah.
00:53:30
Okay, we're right around here.
00:53:33
All right. Stop. Wait.
00:53:34
Unless it's at the bird. No, it's not.
00:53:37
What is this, a semi?
00:53:40
Okay, so this one isn't that big.
00:53:42
I mean, that's a semi.
00:53:43
You'd be able to see that. So.
00:53:45
All right the semi could drive right there.
00:53:46
Yeah. And I want to see a picture.
00:53:48
See they look a lot smaller when you see something that's a semi
00:53:52
vary in size asshole.
00:53:54
And ask do they happened at watch. Yeah.
00:53:57
There are many theories
00:54:00
today.
00:54:01
The Nazca Valley still enjoys two agricultural seasons.
00:54:05
You also have these circular throughout the year holes.
00:54:09
Those are like an irrigation shed like then.
00:54:11
Sorry,
00:54:12
I know you're trying to point out something,
00:54:13
but what came out of your mouth was the.
00:54:15
We have circular holes.
00:54:17
Yeah, those circular holes, those those holes are going to be circular
00:54:20
to irrigation channels.
00:54:23
They would have rivers that they built underneath like
00:54:26
either that or there was a natural river that was already underneath there
00:54:29
that they figured out was there from November to March.
00:54:33
You can aquifer even filter.
00:54:35
Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:36
We always seek out water.
00:54:38
And that's also why they settled there too. Yeah.
00:54:40
Because I think there was like and over and over again
00:54:44
far more than the surrounding Pampa. It's.
00:54:47
But see, even like this mountain top that this shit is on
00:54:50
and this is a mountain top and it's, it's just flat.
00:54:53
The Nazca lines, it's not like the mountains that are around it.
00:54:56
So it naturally eroded that way or, I don't know, something made it that way.
00:55:02
Fucking by no way.
00:55:03
It did not naturally erode all of this.
00:55:06
Well okay then something made it that way.
00:55:08
You're saying that aliens came in at the top of the mountain?
00:55:10
Whoa.
00:55:11
You just see, now, you went from one thing where we agreed
00:55:13
we could compromise, we could totally talk about,
00:55:15
and then went to the stars and look at these motherfuckers.
00:55:19
It's not going to happen.
00:55:20
It may have happened in between the surface of the earth
00:55:22
and the fucking stars or heavens or whatever you want to call it.
00:55:26
Mention a certain to the next, maybe realm, an Inca,
00:55:30
or even a watery invention.
00:55:32
And what if what if you just had people walking and exercising
00:55:36
and they got so bored of walking into ovals,
00:55:38
so they realized that they could walk in these artistic shapes?
00:55:42
I really wish motherfucker changing direction.
00:55:44
I wish motherfuckers would realize that shit today sticks in my craw.
00:55:47
Fucking rant, goddamn bicyclists, get off the fucking road.
00:55:52
Why? What were they supposed to find somewhere?
00:55:55
It's fine.
00:55:56
The shape to fucking create
00:55:57
in the middle of fucking nowhere because all you're doing is exercising.
00:56:00
You can do that literally in a stationary bike in your fucking house.
00:56:03
Probably about point A to point B traveling.
00:56:05
I sympathize with you.
00:56:06
Still get on the fucking sidewalk if you're exercising with your gas
00:56:10
fucking spandex on and your shitty little fucking bike helmet
00:56:13
and you and yeah, I'm riding my bicycle and I want to be in the road
00:56:17
because I'm like a car to get the fuck out of here.
00:56:20
Grow up.
00:56:24
Yeah, I got nothing to say.
00:56:25
I thought it was better on the environment, but it's not.
00:56:29
That's fine.
00:56:30
But you're you're you're cycling for the sake of exercise.
00:56:35
You're not going somewhere.
00:56:36
So find somewhere safe to cycle.
00:56:38
Like a neighborhood, not a main fucking road.
00:56:44
Find a nice sidewalk or a nice.
00:56:46
If you feel compelled to try to be like a, you know,
00:56:48
remember when you were young and like, you know,
00:56:50
you're supposed to ride your bicycle on the sidewalk, but you felt like a badass
00:56:53
because you were like, you're going to ride in the street.
00:56:55
But if my mom saw me like, oh, she's going to yell at me.
00:56:57
But then when you're old enough and you're like,
00:56:58
oh, yeah, I get to ride in the street and you get to feel cool.
00:57:01
That's what these adults, that's that's that's what they're doing.
00:57:04
They're still children mentally.
00:57:06
What's even worse, too?
00:57:07
They get it through legislation.
00:57:08
It's called green space or shared space or whatever.
00:57:11
And it's like, better for this.
00:57:12
They say we're doing this.
00:57:13
This lane is better for the environment.
00:57:15
They're not traveling.
00:57:18
If you're traveling, great,
00:57:22
but most people are not.
00:57:23
No one is riding a bicycle because they're traveling.
00:57:26
It's a it's a rare, rare amount of people because they're going from point
00:57:29
A to point B, there's all kinds of incentive to for them
00:57:32
to tear out perfectly good roads and make those lanes to that shared space.
00:57:36
They call it.
00:57:38
I don't mind having them having their own lanes.
00:57:39
A problem is what they end up doing is they blow red lights, which is illegal.
00:57:44
They hop over to the sidewalk and then hop back to the road.
00:57:48
You don't get to choose both.
00:57:50
You pick one.
00:57:52
But that's the cool thing about having a bike or even a motorcycle.
00:57:55
You do get to have a bicycle.
00:57:57
You can.
00:57:58
Motorcycles drive right up the fucking line to the front of the line.
00:58:01
Have you ever seen that? And in some states it's perfectly legal.
00:58:04
Yeah, but that's so you take your chances, motorcyclist,
00:58:08
because someone's going to change your lane.
00:58:09
That's how I feel about the bicyclist.
00:58:11
If you want to share a lane with me down
00:58:12
fucking Northwestern Highway in Southfield right.
00:58:15
Yeah.
00:58:16
Go, go for it.
00:58:17
Yeah, but with you touch them with your car.
00:58:19
It's your fault. No matter if they run into you.
00:58:23
I don't think that's true, man.
00:58:25
Who's going to say different?
00:58:27
My dash cam.
00:58:29
They're the equal to a pedestrian. It's the same. It's.
00:58:31
They're still a pedestrian. Oh, no.
00:58:33
When you're in that lane, you need to follow the rules.
00:58:34
And if you're impeding traffic, you can get a ticket.
00:58:37
You need to be traveling at,
00:58:39
I would assume right there, 40 or 45 miles an hour.
00:58:42
Yeah.
00:58:42
Somewhere close to like, I get that it's the speed limit and we're
00:58:46
all, like, coaxed into thinking that's how fast you're supposed to go
00:58:49
when it's just the limit to how you're supposed to go.
00:58:51
But people, it's really meant to go.
00:58:54
That's how fast you should go.
00:58:55
And so I don't know what what would you what would you say is reasonable?
00:59:01
No. No more the
00:59:03
speed limit, no more below or below five miles an hour,
00:59:06
or I typically would
00:59:10
assume you should go the speed limit, or at least 1 or 2 miles an hour over.
00:59:14
If you're sharing a lane with motor vehicles,
00:59:16
you have to keep up with the speed of the motor.
00:59:18
Motor vehicles.
00:59:19
So if you're I mean, I don't feel safe driving for miles
00:59:23
an hour under the speed limit at 430 in a car.
00:59:26
I can't imagine doing it in a bicycle not being able to keep up,
00:59:29
even go a little faster than the speed limit.
00:59:31
You know, like 20th gear or whatever.
00:59:34
30th gear for whatever the new bikes have.
00:59:37
24, 24 right?
00:59:39
If you want somewhere to ride, go right on the freeway.
00:59:41
There's there's large shoulder there and everyone's going fast as fuck
00:59:45
to where no one's going to give a shit if you're there.
00:59:47
But when you're doing it on a two lane road and there is no real
00:59:51
shoulder for you, but there is a hell of a sidewalk on one side.
00:59:55
And there's these long stretches where, like the trees.
00:59:59
No, where my, my my girlfriend used to live.
01:00:01
Her parents are her parents house.
01:00:04
Like, they've got these stretches that are just long
01:00:07
stretches of just nice areas where there's not a bunch of driveways.
01:00:11
It's all neighborhoods.
01:00:11
So occasionally you get a neighborhood entrance
01:00:13
if like, your issue is because that's, I think with some of the cyclists
01:00:16
when they ride in on the sidewalk, you know,
01:00:18
people are backing out of driveways and they don't look.
01:00:21
And it's like, well, why don't you know, I remember walking with my kids, dude.
01:00:24
And bikes,
01:00:25
like, if you're walking and you're aware and somebody on your left, like,
01:00:28
you know, at, like Stoney Creek or something,
01:00:29
and it's a bike you have, you know, you can hear them, you have time. But
01:00:33
sometimes bikes fly, especially when they're not adults.
01:00:36
They're just slightly older kids. And it's not cool.
01:00:38
Bikes should not share with kids walking, especially these days.
01:00:42
With these electrical bikes, that someone's
01:00:46
someone needs to do something about that at some point or someone will
01:00:49
because the electrical bicycle is a motorized vehicle.
01:00:52
Therefore it needs to be ridden in the street.
01:00:56
And so if you are using it
01:00:59
motorized you are it's illegal to ride it on the sidewalk.
01:01:03
I just saw people doing that, two girls riding, one
01:01:07
because you're going too fast for.
01:01:09
For what?
01:01:09
You're going to anticipate being, being on a sidewalk.
01:01:13
And so you're going to have cars and vehicles
01:01:14
that pull up not anticipating this bicycle going 15 miles an hour.
01:01:18
They're going to anticipate are going, you know, your typical bicycle speed
01:01:22
up the road they were driving on.
01:01:23
There was no shared space.
01:01:25
It was one lane driving that direction in a left shared left turn lane. So
01:01:29
I don't know if they were my 12 year old daughter.
01:01:32
I mean, she's not 12 anymore,
01:01:33
but when she was, I kind of would be like, ride it on the sidewalk.
01:01:37
Yeah, you totally ride that shit.
01:01:41
I don't even know what to say.
01:01:44
The bicycle? Yeah.
01:01:47
I don't get those powered bikes.
01:01:49
Why would you? Word.
01:01:50
Why would you waste your money on a powered bicycle?
01:01:54
Right, I was wrong, I'm sorry.
01:01:55
Oh damn it!
01:01:56
Why is it permanent over there?
01:01:57
I did not change my.
01:02:00
All right, so everything I have to play.
01:02:02
I'm getting flagged for age.
01:02:04
Every time I try to play it.
01:02:06
Even the printer is wrong. I'm sorry. That is.
01:02:08
That is probably my only gayest act that I've ever done.
01:02:10
Is I may have given oral sex to my.
01:02:14
I can mute you.
01:02:14
That's pretty cool.
01:02:16
I have a
01:02:18
I don't think you can do both with.
01:02:20
Go ahead. Try.
01:02:21
No, you try.
01:02:23
So, what's the topic?
01:02:27
You picked it?
01:02:28
No. Gary the succubus?
01:02:31
No, you I just I just went off on a tangent.
01:02:34
Yeah. Succubus
01:02:36
and succubus.
01:02:39
Succubus? Make a title.
01:02:41
Look at this.
01:02:42
They have this.
01:02:43
Know that looks sound by sound pronunciation.
01:02:45
So they're giving you a word association for succubus or is it's each each letter
01:02:50
y. Say
01:02:53
cup cat.
01:02:57
Yes. Foot
01:03:01
book above
01:03:04
say so if you get it to go, say cup cat.
01:03:07
Yes. Foot book above.
01:03:08
Say it'll sound like she's gonna say zookeeper.
01:03:10
Buzz. Yeah, I don't know.
01:03:11
No, it's the how each letter is pronounced.
01:03:13
So like it's pronounced this.
01:03:14
The s is pronounced the same way as in say right.
01:03:18
You know, and it's like because people don't also
01:03:21
they also give you the, you know, side down voice means anymore. So,
01:03:29
Yeah.
01:03:32
Let's sir.
01:03:34
Oh, can my dick.
01:03:38
Hi. Yeah.
01:03:38
Right. Sir.
01:03:43
My dick.
01:03:44
That's how it starts with the succubus, I believe.
01:03:47
Right.
01:03:49
But they got the UK version.
01:03:51
They got the U like what?
01:03:54
Why are we spending this much time?
01:03:55
Cambridge dictionary.
01:03:56
Who gives you your funding?
01:03:57
Because succubus this much time.
01:04:00
Succubus the way you're.
01:04:02
You're you're doing this. It's idiocracy.
01:04:05
Because I'm telling you when you people
01:04:07
especially is it does it do that with everyone? Yeah. That much fun. Yeah.
01:04:09
Give some back.
01:04:12
Does it do it with what does it do with like the word cat?
01:04:15
I don't fucking know who puts that is sucking.
01:04:18
I don't need like I never needed a definition of the word cat.
01:04:20
I just like, oh output cut. Cut is fine.
01:04:23
I just want to see. Does it show you to see?
01:04:25
And then you cut. Oh my Lords, it does
01:04:29
cat. So basically wait.
01:04:34
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:04:36
Yes it says the word association cat is part.
01:04:39
You can end right there. You pronounce cat.
01:04:42
Cat. You pronounce the c and cat the same way you pronounce the c in cat.
01:04:46
Why didn't they use it for the a and the t?
01:04:48
Then there's no no, they actually use that hat.
01:04:55
This is I yeah I, I created this right.
01:04:58
Yeah that's a good point. Yeah.
01:05:02
So well you know here's the sad part sitting here like how do I do that.
01:05:06
This is more confusing to, to teach someone how to pronounce it this way.
01:05:10
Because you have to sit there and go, okay, cat, get at her own cow.
01:05:15
So, you know, I mean, most of the most of the people, it's a second language.
01:05:18
So they don't even know what a hat or a town is. They're going to.
01:05:20
Yeah, they already need to, especially if you're starting with a three letter word.
01:05:25
They're going to throw a four letter word at you to figure out how to pronounce
01:05:28
that three letter word
01:05:31
to town, like cat hat.
01:05:34
Like that's where kids start town.
01:05:35
Now that's taken a fucking leap.
01:05:38
But we'll go back to cut
01:05:40
just for the sake of it.
01:05:43
Cat up in town.
01:05:45
So they go back to the cat.
01:05:46
Jamie. It will kill your tail cup.
01:05:49
Next up is to kill town that serves a cat.
01:05:52
It's a killer cow.
01:05:54
Kill it.
01:05:55
Town. All right.
01:05:58
These videos are.
01:06:04
To cut, cut.
01:06:11
So bad, so weird.
01:06:15
So, sidebar.
01:06:19
You see this? Yeah, yeah.
01:06:21
Thanks. Welcome to ruin Sky.
01:06:23
You see this?
01:06:24
This game.
01:06:24
This is wonderful. Fast.
01:06:26
Well, this game, it's so much to do. Like fishing.
01:06:28
So much to do.
01:06:29
Stabbing chickens, chopping trees, fighting for life against
01:06:32
giant, powerful mobs.
01:06:35
Oh my lord.
01:06:36
Yeah, browsers are really ripping on fucking ad blockers lately,
01:06:39
making them not work.
01:06:40
Do your ad blockers and save Google said so.
01:06:44
Disabled it.
01:06:45
I had to re-enable it through a little backdoor.
01:06:49
Is it?
01:06:50
You know, leave it takes a while because of the ad and all the new bullshit.
01:06:55
Come on,
01:06:57
you can do it.
01:06:59
Hurt.
01:07:03
Did it get stuck?
01:07:05
I get impatient, I fuck with it and then I want to reload.
01:07:07
It should be patient.
01:07:09
Or should I wait that much longer?
01:07:11
I've got good internet.
01:07:12
I don't understand.
01:07:14
Do you know the.
01:07:16
I'm impatient. Obviously. You work.
01:07:19
You've been hurt in an accident.
01:07:21
And, you know I haven't called sweet James.
01:07:24
Sweet rich.
01:07:24
It triggered another fucking sweet James.
01:07:27
Isn't it amazing that the ads always play smooth and perfectly?
01:07:32
Why don't they use that technology for the other videos?
01:07:35
So terrifying.
01:07:36
Sweet James, who's hiring a man named Sweet James?
01:07:41
Whoever rides this ride dozens of people on board, dozens of people.
01:07:45
The ride swings back and forth before the I love how they so
01:07:48
the apps the the lady 23 yeah.
01:07:52
So the lady who's who is talking right now
01:07:55
before she thinks that it's going to show the snapping part again and she
01:07:58
they don't swings back and forth before the arm just snaps.
01:08:02
She thinks it was going to be there.
01:08:04
And then when it comes back around people, she thinks it's going to happen again.
01:08:07
And it doesn't change into what exactly happened is underway.
01:08:10
That ride already could have gotten seriously hurt.
01:08:13
Oh, look at that.
01:08:15
That could have snapped, right?
01:08:16
They didn't. Wow, that was good. Yes.
01:08:19
See? Snap. Right.
01:08:20
Oh no, it didn't snap there.
01:08:21
But when it was coming down wait.
01:08:23
And then they just left.
01:08:25
Oh that's great. Yeah. Yeah they just. Yeah that was it.
01:08:27
Well no it's more is it,
01:08:31
was it 23 people hurt but no
01:08:33
beef forklift.
01:08:34
Oh that's good.
01:08:35
Fucking no no, no.
01:08:36
America's largest firm.
01:08:38
We want fucking sweet James.
01:08:39
That's that's our lawyer from from now on
01:08:42
is sweet fucking James Morgan and Morgan.
01:08:45
Why you give me an ad?
01:08:46
Let me play the damn or I hired Morgan.
01:08:48
Morgan, I fuck Morgan. Morgan. Sweet James.
01:08:50
The other places denied him.
01:08:52
Imagine telling the judge like, oh, do you have a lawyer?
01:08:55
You got me kind of sweet, James Gross. They are for the.
01:08:57
He's like, excuse me? That they were for me.
01:09:00
The court of law.
01:09:00
Thank you. Samantha.
01:09:01
So terrifying moments caught on camera.
01:09:04
Look at this.
01:09:04
An amusement park ride it just like they got so lucky.
01:09:09
I'm surprised the people who got.
01:09:10
Wow. Yeah, the dozens like oceans Arabia.
01:09:15
So this,
01:09:17
Stuart, that the newest person in Saudi Arabia.
01:09:20
Yeah.
01:09:21
So like Arabia, whoever didn't break in the ride was just over that section.
01:09:25
You see that that the counterweight Saudi Arabian, the counterweight.
01:09:30
315 Saudi Arabia money Arabian money Arabia like
01:09:33
that counterweight had to smash the people's legs, right?
01:09:36
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia, you know what I mean? Right?
01:09:38
The counterweight
01:09:41
actually went under, if you look.
01:09:43
Yeah, but the pillar there, unless it happens
01:09:46
right in between like the, the seating Saudi Arabia mouth,
01:09:49
but park ride in Saudi Arabia, somebody had to ride in Saudi Arabia.
01:09:54
I'm surprised he's a Saudi Arabia.
01:09:57
I'm surprised the Peter Cage in Saudi Arabia
01:09:59
a minute Park ride in Saudi Arabia put park ride in Saudi Arabia.
01:10:02
But I love how she thinks it's going to keep happening. And it doesn't.
01:10:05
They just show the one time.
01:10:06
Yeah, the ride swings back and swings and then it's going to break here.
01:10:11
Nap just oh no. But not yet.
01:10:13
But not the people were injured.
01:10:15
An investigation into what exactly happened is underway.
01:10:19
Someone didn't tighten some, but we just saw what exactly happened.
01:10:23
Look at that.
01:10:24
Look at that. Right snapped right.
01:10:26
Well, it's coming down right?
01:10:27
Isn't that what's coming down? Yeah.
01:10:29
They reused. Oh, look at look at the fucking wants to.
01:10:31
Oh my God, it definitely is Dubai.
01:10:33
Oh God. We gotta we gotta wait through one more ahead. Sorry.
01:10:35
Hopefully it's fucking sweet, James, but did you see the demographic?
01:10:40
I did not notice.
01:10:41
I don't see demographic. There's a lot of slits.
01:10:43
All I saw was a lot of eyeballs.
01:10:45
It's.
01:10:47
When you.
01:10:48
Oh, God.
01:10:49
Why is this the longest commercial so far?
01:10:52
I just they're like, dude, he watched this video
01:10:54
and waited through two 15 seconds, see if he'll wait for a fucking 2028
01:11:00
like you're gonna you're paying for this one now.
01:11:03
Yeah.
01:11:03
Is this even in casino at San Manuel?
01:11:06
What a weird commercial.
01:11:07
How was that selling the casino?
01:11:09
A bunch of people dancing late shows do that to the
01:11:13
commercials.
01:11:13
Then they just highlight
01:11:14
every five minutes here at the end, here when it shows.
01:11:16
Snapped. Right, right.
01:11:18
I was coming down that there?
01:11:20
Yeah. Look at this whole row.
01:11:22
This whole row. And it swings around.
01:11:23
Crazy. Yeah. Look at all the money.
01:11:26
You can see all the black dresses, all the black dresses and slits.
01:11:30
The whole fucking section.
01:11:32
Maybe they were habits.
01:11:33
They were nun's habit.
01:11:36
That was Italy.
01:11:37
Catholic, right?
01:11:40
Tacky like.
01:11:43
I have all kinds of, evil.
01:11:46
Evil succubi stuff.
01:11:47
Evil women. All bad.
01:11:50
How do you know?
01:11:50
So that you.
01:11:51
I'm telling you, man, no, I wasn't born bad.
01:11:55
I'm not sure why so zoomed in. I lied.
01:11:58
They lied so bad to you.
01:12:00
All that you've been convicted of killing seven men.
01:12:04
Everybody's looking at the number.
01:12:05
Does that not you.
01:12:07
You killed seven men. Seven strangers.
01:12:10
Does that not make you a serial killer?
01:12:12
I didn't kill them every day, did I?
01:12:13
Did I go out there every day of time and.
01:12:15
Okay, if I did, there was no took you.
01:12:17
So her argument is every day that exists, I don't kill, so fuck you.
01:12:24
Sure.
01:12:24
I just can't get past the jaw in the teeth.
01:12:28
And that she lured some type of man in.
01:12:32
I don't know, I just assume she's like,
01:12:37
chewing on cans or something because chewing on cud.
01:12:41
Yeah, them are some.
01:12:43
And not on some shit.
01:12:45
Like, they're like crooked.
01:12:46
Like they're like crooked and like like they look mean.
01:12:50
I think you like, pierce a hole in a fucking
01:12:54
a Campbell soup can with that motherfucker, sir.
01:12:57
Meth teeth and I went through before the next jerk came along.
01:13:01
And I used protection like a condom.
01:13:04
So it was like them.
01:13:06
It was self protection, like a condom.
01:13:08
Those men were shot.
01:13:09
Just just shot and boom, boom, you know, they weren't cut out.
01:13:13
They weren't sliced up.
01:13:14
No OJ's, you know,
01:13:16
and he said I did the most horrendous crime in the whole wide world.
01:13:21
Not true.
01:13:23
I guess.
01:13:24
Not all they were was shot.
01:13:26
Such as like such as?
01:13:28
It was a horrendous crime.
01:13:29
Why didn't they shoot between the eyes, cut their penis off,
01:13:32
stick it in their mouth, you know, do all kinds of.
01:13:34
Again, her argument for killing.
01:13:37
That would have been hilarious.
01:13:39
I would have respect for this fucking slack jawed yokel.
01:13:43
Yeah.
01:13:44
If you pull it, cut it off and put in his mouth, that'd be hilarious.
01:13:47
Especially if he's already dead.
01:13:49
If he's not dead, I would be like, ooh, that's gotta hurt.
01:13:51
But I would still kind of go ahead pretty good.
01:13:53
This is the first American female killer.
01:13:56
Serial killer, gross stuff.
01:14:00
I think he's a person.
01:14:01
I doubt she's arguing. She's arguing.
01:14:03
She's a fine lady there. Left. You know.
01:14:09
I'm sure in her
01:14:09
youth, at some point, maybe she was
01:14:12
a fine, fine lady.
01:14:13
But we cannot be sure about that.
01:14:16
We can't.
01:14:18
So, Gary.
01:14:19
Yeah.
01:14:19
Gary was worried
01:14:20
we were going to rip on all women, but that's that's definitely I know.
01:14:23
Okay, I forgot about that, goddamn it.
01:14:24
Because I want to wear rip on all women
01:14:26
just because he says I don't want you to rip on a woman.
01:14:28
What kind of pussy is this guy? What happened to him?
01:14:31
He's getting softer and softer.
01:14:32
It's that our motto? Water.
01:14:35
Is he working at our motto?
01:14:36
Water?
01:14:36
Is that what could be fucking.
01:14:39
Hey, I figured it out.
01:14:41
Well, let's rip on women, because most people are.
01:14:43
So, the WNBA.
01:14:45
That was in the news recently.
01:14:47
Do you hear about this? Yeah, I sure did.
01:14:52
Zo said the
01:14:53
WNBA court for the second time this week.
01:14:57
Yeah, it's purple to wait.
01:14:59
We gotta go. Wait, we gotta go rubber.
01:15:02
We can't show toys on YouTube and I can't do anything else on YouTube.
01:15:06
I thought we could build on YouTube, not us.
01:15:09
You're not allowed to show the dildo.
01:15:11
You're allowed to have the audio of the dicking.
01:15:15
Okay, I don't, but a rumble.
01:15:17
We also have a Rachel Riggins is for Rumble as well.
01:15:20
Brand new Rachel Regan's content out there.
01:15:22
We'll just jump to this instead.
01:15:24
The kangaroo slip it on a on a on a. Oh, no.
01:15:26
Oh, dude, I gotta look. Oh.
01:15:28
Because it's it's oiled up for drag racing.
01:15:30
Yeah. Wait, the other one, it's you dude.
01:15:33
He's like, oh, he does better though.
01:15:34
He kind of learns. He's kind of like my dog.
01:15:37
She kind of he she's learned to, on the on the hardwood.
01:15:40
She knows the run different than she does on the carpet
01:15:44
just to change direction.
01:15:45
Yeah, but I love the initial. I love the initial, like. Oh, yeah.
01:15:48
And he tries to get up out of the running in place trying to use the tail and shit.
01:15:52
So it's so pathetic and helpless.
01:15:54
He chases you.
01:15:56
He changed the center gravity though, and got more upright.
01:15:58
You do nailed it.
01:15:59
I can't, he did me trillion.
01:16:02
I can't get it.
01:16:08
What the kangaroo doing?
01:16:10
Yeah.
01:16:13
Yeah.
01:16:13
So fuck women, you know, they're annoying.
01:16:16
Vagina having fucking.
01:16:17
What is that weird slit down there?
01:16:19
Fuck them all.
01:16:20
They all suck.
01:16:20
They're all sucky bosses.
01:16:22
That's why they suck.
01:16:24
You had three of them that I love, cherish
01:16:26
and you know, all that gets, my daughter.
01:16:30
Yeah. They're sucking the life out of you. I can see it.
01:16:33
My mother and I had this fucking.
01:16:36
I had dark hair
01:16:38
until I got into a serious relationship with the thing that I'm.
01:16:43
It's over.
01:16:43
They hate to break it to you.
01:16:45
That's from drinking, my friend.
01:16:47
No, no, it's it's, actually genetics.
01:16:50
Because unless you have a child that I'm unaware of.
01:16:55
You sure?
01:16:56
The person that you're saying.
01:16:57
Oh, in the genes, genetics.
01:16:59
And I've got the best genes.
01:17:00
You know, my genes are the number one genes ever.
01:17:04
Did we play that last week already?
01:17:06
I think so, yeah, but I love how because there's still outrage over it.
01:17:09
It's hilarious.
01:17:09
Dude, now they're tits.
01:17:10
Now they're saying genes is actually,
01:17:13
you know, white people, genes, DNA.
01:17:16
If that's what you want to think, then I'm sorry.
01:17:19
I'm sorry that you get jealous.
01:17:21
I don't know, did we did we resolve that American Eagle is owned by a two?
01:17:26
So that's like, the exact
01:17:27
like we've been groomed for years that white people are corny, boring.
01:17:31
Can't dance, you know, have no rhythm, you know?
01:17:35
So I don't understand what what what
01:17:39
what the problem.
01:17:39
We're not we're not as athletic as other, other demographics.
01:17:42
We don't work as hard as other demographics.
01:17:47
We don't want to do the same jobs
01:17:50
that, you know, we we have we have a certain standard
01:17:52
of a classification of job that we're willing to do.
01:17:54
So we're going to give those other jobs to other demographics, like.
01:17:58
So I don't understand how all of a sudden this comes out,
01:18:00
I was like, oh, no, she's talking about she's talking about your genes.
01:18:03
You have better genes because you're because we're a certain demographic.
01:18:09
I do, you mean that's what that white, I guess.
01:18:13
So that's what people were saying that that commercial was saying that she was.
01:18:16
Oh, I don't know, because it was an attractive lady
01:18:21
for pants that America represents
01:18:23
white nationalist Nazi ism
01:18:27
because she's referring to her
01:18:29
genes, her blue eyed, blond haired genes.
01:18:33
You got to keep your genes in your genes as well, was ever said to Chris Hansen's
01:18:39
is in your genes.
01:18:40
This is bad because he could help us with a song about pants.
01:18:44
Thank you so much to the sponsors.
01:18:48
Perfect, because I got to go.
01:18:51
And the sponsor?
01:18:53
What's in your pants to make sure you take your pants
01:18:57
for a private house?
01:19:01
On. Three.
01:19:09
Gonna.
01:19:12
Come down.
01:19:18
If someone has to touch of what I said to keep it secret.
01:19:22
And you tell them no, I don't mind.
01:19:25
So what is.
01:19:27
So we'll go take it out again, okay?
01:19:30
Okay.
01:19:31
What's in your box?
01:19:32
I'm coming for you.
01:19:34
Nobody's gonna.
01:19:35
I'm gonna try to find.
01:19:42
I'm gonna
01:19:43
tell them no.
01:19:47
I I'm you.
01:19:51
I know you got
01:19:54
your.
01:19:57
Song.
01:20:02
Right.
01:20:04
Said.
01:20:07
Ashton Pfeiffer.
01:20:08
What's her.
01:20:10
Please, please, please fix me.
01:20:15
And Seth Horowitz, please, please.
01:20:18
Here it is. Hash Pfeiffer.
01:20:20
Please, please, please just go us for.
01:20:28
So because you can't sleep, I'm sure this is going to help.
01:20:33
When I can't sleep, I like to go through some big physics problems.
01:20:38
Some of those I've pushed around in my head for decades.
01:20:42
And so here is my personal top term
01:20:45
of physics paradox sources and unsolved problems.
01:20:49
Starting with ten Boltzmann brains, the current theories of the universe
01:20:52
laid out in ten to the 100
01:20:54
so in the universe will be very thinly distributed
01:20:56
and just cluster together by coincidence, like atoms moving around in the gas.
01:20:58
But these theories also say that the universe will continue
01:21:01
for an eternity, and eternity is a very long time.
01:21:03
In this time, it can't happen. Just by chance.
01:21:04
A few atoms assemble to a molecule.
01:21:06
It's unlikely or just not an alternate.
01:21:09
It will happen.
01:21:10
Wait till you get a cell just by chance weighted more and you get an entire brain.
01:21:13
In fact, your exact brain will appear at the end of the universe at some point.
01:21:16
Just your exact brain will appear at the end of the universe.
01:21:19
What is this man talking about?
01:21:21
You want to physicists best current theories? Nature.
01:21:22
Deep dark is all quantum theory.
01:21:24
Quantum theory is based on complex numbers.
01:21:25
Those with a real and imaginary part,
01:21:27
but require using the square root of minus one.
01:21:28
Yet for some reason, everything we can observe is always a real number.
01:21:31
I find it's incredibly odd.
01:21:33
Why is the observable world only based on real numbers?
01:21:36
It's like quantum physics is locking away some part of physics from us.
01:21:38
It's all a deeper reason for why this is.
01:21:39
Yeah, it's just me.
01:21:40
The last part of reality is like using me gifts.
01:21:43
Now for paradox.
01:21:45
In quantum physics,
01:21:45
information can't be destroyed, yet black holes seem to destroy it.
01:21:48
If something falls into a black hole, it's gone for good.
01:21:50
The only thing that doesn't destroy it, or does it move it or reverse it
01:21:54
a different does it completely come out?
01:21:56
The other end contains new information.
01:21:58
Whitehall swaps it, right?
01:22:00
Oh yeah. There was like, what was the theory?
01:22:02
Some of the other side of the black hole was like this up
01:22:07
is potentially, I don't know, I forget what they were, I forget what they said.
01:22:11
But it's some potentially something either
01:22:12
Whitehall I think they're calling a white hole.
01:22:14
But what's what happens with like I thought there was a theory
01:22:16
that they said that when a supernova erupts, it is like it
01:22:20
creates a black hole.
01:22:24
White.
01:22:25
Oh, I guess it would be a white hole. Right.
01:22:27
So two places on it's gravitational field.
01:22:28
Those are the only two colors of matter. Apparently.
01:22:31
It just doesn't allow this.
01:22:31
So even gravity doesn't have quantum of color.
01:22:34
Particles are in two places.
01:22:35
It doesn't move together with the particles, which is red yellow.
01:22:38
The Fermi paradox where all the fuck off the Fermi pair.
01:22:41
But paradox is easily debunked.
01:22:44
How is how so?
01:22:46
I've said it on this show because.
01:22:49
All right, let her let's let's let her explain it first.
01:22:51
The aliens.
01:22:52
Why haven't we heard of them?
01:22:53
One of the most amazing findings of the past decades of physics
01:22:55
has been that planetary systems are much more common than anyone thought.
01:22:57
At the same time, biochemists have also found
01:22:59
that there are many ways
01:22:59
to assemble molecules to auto catalytic cycles
01:23:01
that are basically self-sustaining cycles that can result in systems
01:23:03
that can reproduce that basically, the building blocks of life.
01:23:05
So why haven't we heard from the aliens?
01:23:07
Are we just too unremarkable because the universe is so full of life?
01:23:10
No, it's because it's so vast. So large.
01:23:13
Yeah.
01:23:14
We claim we've explored all of it, but there's a percentage,
01:23:17
and I guess it's got to be estimated because we don't know.
01:23:20
How big. Do we know how big the entire
01:23:23
I. I'm sure
01:23:24
there's an estimate, but I no one could fathom the size.
01:23:28
It is such a mind, you know, explored million 808,000 miles.
01:23:32
Like. I have no idea what that.
01:23:34
Yeah, I don't even mean probes are going there.
01:23:36
I just mean telescopes looking is such a small.
01:23:41
Yeah.
01:23:42
And so no, but there's also you forget the the however
01:23:45
like the Earth is 4.6 billion years old.
01:23:49
There was a time before the Earth where there was,
01:23:52
you know, billions of years of of other potential Earth objects
01:23:56
where objects were actually maybe closer in proximity.
01:24:00
So maybe traveling in interstellar made more sense.
01:24:04
But since we're but we don't have any record of that.
01:24:06
So it doesn't apply to the Fermi Paradox.
01:24:08
I'm just saying, since we're in a position
01:24:09
we are now, everything's further away from each other.
01:24:12
So there could have been a time where
01:24:14
interstellar travel was where it was easier.
01:24:18
At this point of the journey, it's way more difficult.
01:24:22
Well, I just turned point.
01:24:23
It'll be definitely impossible.
01:24:25
A theory that we're just in a bubble.
01:24:28
And if you go just a little bit out in any way space, it's
01:24:30
still moving at the big bang speed.
01:24:33
Okay. Yeah. Right.
01:24:34
There's so there's another like, you're in like a pocket.
01:24:38
So it concurs with what you're saying.
01:24:40
If that bubble was smaller, we could go there and
01:24:45
I just always imagine, you know,
01:24:46
say you, like a firework exploding, right.
01:24:50
Like, imagine just putting that in slow motion
01:24:52
and having, like, are we just just the firework that went off
01:24:56
that's just at a vast level to where are the time perception is for us?
01:25:02
Is is slow enough to where it lasts this long.
01:25:05
And on a universal level, it's like, you know, a firework
01:25:08
going off and then it's just going to go, you know, done.
01:25:12
And every firework that you let off ever let off in your life.
01:25:16
Is that an entire universe happening?
01:25:18
Right. Yeah, I've thought about that too.
01:25:19
Like is there something that I also I also
01:25:26
oh my
01:25:29
oh like, you know, the Men in Black locker.
01:25:33
So are they looking around and observing us? So.
01:25:37
All right, the Fermi paradox.
01:25:38
That's not the know technology,
01:25:41
but the men in black locker, where they open the locker
01:25:43
and there's like the smaller universe of of, you know.
01:25:45
Yeah, the little creatures that don't,
01:25:47
they're like, what the hell is going on out there, though? That's door open. What?
01:25:51
Yeah, right.
01:25:53
And there's a whole universe in the cat color.
01:25:55
Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
01:25:57
And nobody, nobody but the men in black know that they're all aware of each other
01:26:01
or science, but the G and make contact first.
01:26:04
So the entire complexity and emergence.
01:26:07
This is very closely related to the previous high
01:26:09
pitched voice man talk process.
01:26:10
We get more structures
01:26:11
reproducing structures, life reaction videos on YouTube.
01:26:13
But just exactly what is capacity and why do the laws of nature
01:26:15
give rise to its complexity is closely linked to emergence.
01:26:17
The appearance complexity is relative,
01:26:20
but in both cases we have no good formal definition.
01:26:22
No idea. Right. What would be the way that it is?
01:26:24
I believe that it's complex. If you don't understand it,
01:26:27
but if you understand it condition,
01:26:29
I guess you can still be complex business for the grandfather paradox.
01:26:34
Einstein's theory of space of time for time travel,
01:26:38
for example, through wormholes. I could go back in time.
01:26:39
This is at least mathematically possible,
01:26:41
but it's like time travel was physically possible.
01:26:42
It opened the door to products. It's like the infamous grandfather paradox.
01:26:45
What if you know it was lost, right?
01:26:48
So that you never go in and can't go back in time?
01:26:50
Just what prevents this?
01:26:51
Oh, why is time travel?
01:26:52
You got tired of waiting for Gary to come back?
01:26:54
This question is closely related to three potential
01:26:57
mental laws of nature the physical way forward in time.
01:27:00
The same as backwards in time.
01:27:01
Yet in our everyday lives he got fired.
01:27:03
I know we distinguished physicists. What do you explain?
01:27:05
That's because for whatever reason, you
01:27:08
can just go back and entropy has just increased.
01:27:10
However, I don't think this explanation works
01:27:11
because entropy itself is not cleanly defined.
01:27:13
It always depends on arbitrary choices.
01:27:15
Fundamentally, the entropy of the universe was zero
01:27:17
at the beginning, and it's still zero today.
01:27:18
This means that entropy increase is just a different name
01:27:20
we've given to the same observation, namely that telling someone to use
01:27:24
a measurement process if entropy is zero,
01:27:28
doesn't that mean there is no entropy?
01:27:30
Right?
01:27:33
In quantum physics.
01:27:34
But we don't understand how that works either.
01:27:37
Which brings me to two. Very good.
01:27:40
Yes, count.
01:27:41
Alvin.
01:27:42
Schrodinger's thought experiment about the devil.
01:27:44
She pronounces a great to pronounce.
01:27:47
It is probably how it's supposed to be.
01:27:48
Count Alvin Schrödinger's thought experiment.
01:27:51
I didn't get an alive. Look at that.
01:27:54
That's how you're supposed to pronounce that.
01:27:55
It's Schrödinger's people pronounce.
01:27:57
It's Schrodinger's. Schrodinger's cat.
01:27:59
I say, I say Schrödinger holding you,
01:28:02
Schrödinger throwing your cat.
01:28:05
Because I'm saying they say it again.
01:28:07
They're sitting on results.
01:28:09
Do you say, Christine something else?
01:28:12
Cat Alvin Schrödinger's thought experiment about being alive.
01:28:17
But she didn't have to convince this.
01:28:18
She didn't have to say thought different either.
01:28:21
Cat illustrates an absurd consequence of quantum physics.
01:28:25
It's its effects. Don't say confined to microscopic scales.
01:28:27
Well, they'll inevitably spill over
01:28:29
into the macroscopic range that we can observe every day
01:28:31
in Schrodinger's cat experiments.
01:28:32
Natural that both decays and not both releases a poison,
01:28:35
and not which both kills the cat and does not.
01:28:37
We don't observe this in reality, but why not?
01:28:39
Clearly the quantum behavior goes away at some point.
01:28:41
What is it that makes it go away?
01:28:42
Is it the size of its mouse?
01:28:43
Isn't, as Penrose suggests, the gravitational self energy
01:28:45
or something else entirely.
01:28:46
And finally, my observation one the transporter paradox.
01:28:50
That's the question of whether Kirk dies when he goes through the transporter.
01:28:53
Yes, I think it's really a physics question.
01:28:54
You see, according to physics, if you knew the positions of all the atoms
01:28:58
in Kirk's body on dimension, you could scan
01:28:59
the information, disassemble Kirk into atoms.
01:29:06
What's up?
01:29:07
She's going to say that that's the transporter.
01:29:11
What did she call it? A pair.
01:29:13
That's what they like to
01:29:16
could do, really is.
01:29:18
But if that's how they would assume this indistinguishable transporter where work,
01:29:24
then don't we fall back to we replace ourselves gradually over time anyway.
01:29:29
Yeah, that's a good point too.
01:29:30
Yeah. With the cells.
01:29:32
Then you're not.
01:29:33
Then you died there.
01:29:34
So that's not true.
01:29:35
I disagree with this one. Also.
01:29:37
We're eight for ten that bad.
01:29:41
But end up as far as your own
01:29:44
like internal perception of like
01:29:47
you going into this thing.
01:29:50
Your perception might not come back out of it.
01:29:53
Right.
01:29:53
It might be a different perception, but a new perception of you.
01:29:59
So then that makes that fictionally on the show.
01:30:02
Have they ever come out? I know they get scrambled.
01:30:04
I just had disasters, but I have never, ever come out
01:30:07
and just suddenly lost a memory
01:30:08
or suddenly like chocolate when they didn't like chocolate.
01:30:10
Well, I don't, I'm just saying that if if you apply that principle, then
01:30:14
that principle only applies to a world that is somewhat
01:30:19
a simulation, because otherwise that would make absolutely no sense.
01:30:22
Right?
01:30:26
Why would why would my
01:30:28
if if we copied my particles
01:30:32
and then like, then there could be two me's with the same conscious
01:30:35
and I would be in two places at once mentally.
01:30:39
Right.
01:30:40
Because I remember
01:30:40
that happened on one of the episodes where it malfunctioned or something.
01:30:44
It just it somebody went into the transporter on the other end.
01:30:47
Our was I think it was Riker.
01:30:49
Two of them came out. Star Wars, right?
01:30:51
Yeah. Riker from third. Yeah.
01:30:53
I'm going to beat you, race.
01:30:55
It's a, drop race.
01:30:58
You know that?
01:30:59
I'm clear in my.
01:31:00
Thinking
01:31:03
my elsewhere and reassemble them in principle.
01:31:08
Or since atoms are all alike, why send the atoms?
01:31:12
You can just send the information and reassemble Kirk from other atoms.
01:31:18
But is this then the same Kirk, or did you kill Kirk and now you have a copy?
01:31:23
What? She says you can't.
01:31:26
It's not about curing the state without destroying it.
01:31:30
But I think that's doesn't really answer the question of what happens with Kirk.
01:31:34
Like, internally.
01:31:36
What's his experience?
01:31:38
Does he die? It definitely with her accent.
01:31:40
It sounds like she's probably saying cock Kirk.
01:31:43
That stuff internally though, is stored physically. Lee.
01:31:48
Right.
01:31:48
So if you
01:31:50
like if I, if I put a physical hard drive in an envelope and I mail it to you
01:31:54
and then you put that hard drive in your computer,
01:31:57
I understand I mailed it instead of teleported it
01:32:00
like they're doing with their technology, but
01:32:03
I'm pretty sure once it's on your computer,
01:32:05
it's still the same information and it can be like you're like, yeah.
01:32:09
You're then likening again, that goes to what I was saying about simulation.
01:32:12
You're then likening it to computer theory versus
01:32:17
an organic entity that exists outside of, you know,
01:32:21
a computer space.
01:32:24
I don't think you can teleport organically
01:32:27
or organically.
01:32:28
I think whatever it is, that analogy, I think it has to be techno.
01:32:32
That's my slur thing about this
01:32:35
is you need a
01:32:36
computer to calculate if you have.
01:32:39
I remember the guy's like, I'm not going in there.
01:32:41
If there's one thing off you like, his nose will be in the back of his brain
01:32:44
or something. You know?
01:32:46
So he was always there was a, like a cycle.
01:32:48
You had to go see the therapist so she would talk you out of that.
01:32:50
That's crazy.
01:32:51
And then, of course, you know, like, wait,
01:32:53
they've never even talked about that before.
01:32:54
Now she's talking to a therapist. So. Sure, shit.
01:32:57
He went into the thing and all sudden some power surge or some alien
01:33:00
attacked at the same time, and he fucking got caught up in the
01:33:05
if if you're if you're saying that it is possible
01:33:09
and you're liking it to any type of computer,
01:33:13
then you're saying that there's a simulation theory 100%.
01:33:17
If you're saying otherwise.
01:33:19
The other option is that the organism that was there is dead.
01:33:23
And then we rebuild this organism on the other side.
01:33:25
And it's similar.
01:33:27
It's the exact same, but it's not the same consciousness, but it's the exact same.
01:33:31
It'll carry on as if it is, but it's going to be a new internal perspective.
01:33:35
It's going to be a new thing.
01:33:38
Yeah.
01:33:39
But it doesn't know it is only you know it is.
01:33:42
Well, I guess it does because they, Yeah, I mean, I would,
01:33:45
I would you, you wouldn't even know you that
01:33:46
you were dead other than the fact that, like.
01:33:49
Right, you wouldn't know. I'm not kidding.
01:33:51
What if what if tomorrow they're like, we have teleportation.
01:33:54
Are you getting in it?
01:33:57
No. I'm going to let everybody else do it first, and then
01:33:59
they're going to come out the other side and go, no, it's still me.
01:34:01
It's great. No, no. And then. But no you because.
01:34:04
Because you don't know you're like,
01:34:05
you know you're dying, but you don't know you're dead after.
01:34:07
I mean like after 2 or 3 times like, no, it's me, you, me, rush.
01:34:14
You're like,
01:34:14
no, it's a different it's going to be the same personality like it would be.
01:34:18
It would be the same Gary, but it wouldn't be the same internal monologue.
01:34:24
Gary.
01:34:25
But it would be a facsimile of a copy.
01:34:27
But it wouldn't be his consciousness.
01:34:30
The brain got transferred out of that memory in it.
01:34:33
Then it's all still there, right?
01:34:34
Well, then we're going to that simulation theory, then to then.
01:34:38
Then we're talking about religion
01:34:40
because reincarnation else is with Bradley right now.
01:34:43
So are you saying my cells replicate every 11 years or whatever,
01:34:47
that simulation theory that's organic and biological.
01:34:52
That's a process.
01:34:53
Yeah.
01:34:54
And I don't know, but it's your cells. But.
01:34:56
Or is your I guess your consciousness is part of that. But
01:35:01
some people say that it's a unique thing
01:35:03
that exists, uniquely in humans
01:35:06
and is not necessarily part of.
01:35:10
Whatever or organic nature.
01:35:17
Some say that.
01:35:20
Some people say.
01:35:21
People say.
01:35:22
People say I'm brilliant. Have. Hold on.
01:35:25
I'm not sponsored. But never mind.
01:35:26
Don't hold on too long. The my voices.
01:35:30
I just want to do it once.
01:35:36
A people say.
01:35:39
People say it's all good.
01:35:42
He said he did say do.
01:35:48
You try to attack
01:35:49
in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
01:35:53
You killed my chickens.
01:35:56
You killed people in.
01:36:01
My oh, is a pig.
01:36:04
What the pig doing?
01:36:06
Oh, that chickens bare back in that pig.
01:36:12
Oh, no.
01:36:15
Holy shit.
01:36:17
We just watch.
01:36:18
Do your nose right. Oh!
01:36:27
So vicious.
01:36:28
Almost evil animal. This vicious animal.
01:36:31
Almost evil. Sinister.
01:36:34
The blood gushing out.
01:36:35
Blood was gushing, and I was, like, trying to apply pressure to it,
01:36:38
and it kept charging me.
01:36:40
This thing kept coming.
01:36:42
My neighbor got attacked in June with her uncle.
01:36:47
You upset her uncle?
01:36:48
Fuck you bloody fucking mother!
01:36:50
Bloody bitch.
01:36:52
Oh fucking you are you fucking fucking you are you bloody you bloody buffer.
01:36:56
Did you go bloody fuck you bloody fucking mother bloody bitch.
01:37:02
Oh fucking blondie fucking you bloody.
01:37:05
You're bloody bloody you're bloody you are you bloody fucking mother.
01:37:10
Bloody beaten bloody bloody bloody
01:37:14
bloody minded.
01:37:16
Funny. What are you saying.
01:37:19
This ain't fucking Bonnie.
01:37:20
What this.
01:37:25
You using your blood
01:37:27
and I just, I.
01:37:31
He kicked it.
01:37:32
What? The kick I'm doing.
01:37:35
Yeah.
01:37:36
I'm using your bloody.
01:37:43
And they lost their mind.
01:37:46
00000.
01:37:49
You almost killed your duck, bitch.
01:37:51
Yeah, but she levitated near you.
01:37:55
Oh, she doesn't like the duck she hates.
01:37:56
Okay, it's not her duck.
01:38:00
Oh, oh, that's a fucking hell.
01:38:02
A green duck.
01:38:04
That's a fucking sweet looking.
01:38:06
What kind of duck is that?
01:38:09
Oh, hey, hey! Come here.
01:38:11
That doctor don't give a fuck what that guy will do.
01:38:16
Oh, this is my pet duck.
01:38:18
Adam going for his first swim.
01:38:20
Be careful out of her. Oh, wait wait, wait.
01:38:23
What happens next?
01:38:26
Okay, so she the place.
01:38:29
Humans are cute.
01:38:30
This is my pet duck.
01:38:31
And I'm going for its first swim.
01:38:33
And this is not the first time Adam has been on this podcast.
01:38:39
Organic.
01:38:40
Oh, he's finally catching up.
01:38:42
Yeah. Good job.
01:38:43
So we gotta listen to.
01:38:46
This is my pet duck.
01:38:47
Adam's first swim.
01:38:48
All right, back to the video
01:38:50
you got to watch.
01:38:50
It's really quick, and it doesn't take long.
01:38:56
Adam.
01:38:58
Oh. That was real.
01:39:03
That thing fucking took.
01:39:04
Oh. It's that. Well, I do like that.
01:39:06
You just.
01:39:07
He's like, just give me a fucking give me one.
01:39:09
It's a like. Wow.
01:39:12
Oops.
01:39:14
Thank you.
01:39:14
You're nice. Why are these sound like women?
01:39:17
Ducks?
01:39:18
Are the owners okay?
01:39:20
I think they're safe because.
01:39:26
I've got a duck story like.
01:39:30
0000.
01:39:33
I don't have a duck story. Bumper,
01:39:36
but I do have to close.
01:39:37
Oh, wait, you got a duck story?
01:39:38
I guess it goes along with it.
01:39:44
Does it?
01:39:47
Does it do it?
01:39:49
I have to be myself.
01:39:51
Freeze up to keep that up. Oh.
01:39:58
All right.
01:39:59
Nice or.
01:40:00
Yeah.
01:40:01
Where is it?
01:40:05
Where is it?
01:40:06
There it is.
01:40:12
You said duck story, not yours.
01:40:14
Yeah. So I, I, I own the duck.
01:40:17
At one point in my life,
01:40:20
do we trade center?
01:40:24
We should say center.
01:40:25
Yeah. Duck sex for rumble.
01:40:27
Weed, smoke. Lots of weed
01:40:30
and do, weed.
01:40:31
Smoke lots of weed.
01:40:33
And then go into.
01:40:34
I want to
01:40:36
weed.
01:40:36
Smoke lots of weed.
01:40:39
Right.
01:40:41
And we just, gawk at all like the fucking white trash.
01:40:45
Gibraltar Trade Center.
01:40:47
There are some good fines.
01:40:49
I miss Gibraltar Trade Center.
01:40:51
It was a it was a great place.
01:40:52
Now it's a weed store, which is hilarious.
01:40:54
It's part of. It's a part of it is the whole thing.
01:40:56
Sorry. Yeah, no part of it.
01:40:58
They kind of like, do, like, rent rental space type situation.
01:41:01
So there's like 2 or 3 bro there.
01:41:03
Two cultivate I think potentially.
01:41:06
But, yeah.
01:41:08
That's funny because now there's weed in there.
01:41:11
When we used to go in there thinking, you know, like ever,
01:41:14
there's a pretty good head shop with shops in there.
01:41:16
Yeah, we get our pipes from there.
01:41:18
I got bongs from there.
01:41:20
But, so the whole point of bringing that up
01:41:23
was, you bought a duck there.
01:41:26
I bought a duck there.
01:41:27
It was $5, and it was like they had them occasionally.
01:41:30
And I was like, what did he say?
01:41:35
Oh, I'm sorry you said duck.
01:41:37
Yeah. And I was just like, you know what?
01:41:38
I'm gonna buy a fucking duck.
01:41:40
And so I bought a duck and I brought it home,
01:41:44
and it was like the fucking sweetest thing.
01:41:47
And it curl up in your hand and like.
01:41:49
And it, like, it's basically like you could tell that, like, thought I was.
01:41:52
It's mama.
01:41:53
And it was like, the coolest fucking thing, right?
01:41:56
As a little duckling and just a little, little baby. But.
01:42:01
But, I came home and,
01:42:10
you know, I, I took it out of its little, cage thingy,
01:42:13
and I was holding it on my chest and my chest,
01:42:15
and it fell asleep in my hands, and I like it was watching TV.
01:42:18
And then I fell asleep.
01:42:20
And then I woke up and the duck was gone.
01:42:23
And so I'm looking all over for this duck.
01:42:25
And I have no idea where this duck is.
01:42:27
And,
01:42:30
I never found the duck
01:42:32
other than my brother
01:42:35
had found some duck feathers in the yard
01:42:39
in my, parents, in our, dogs.
01:42:43
Shit.
01:42:49
You're muted.
01:42:52
So are you saying that the dog
01:42:55
had ate the duck duckling?
01:42:57
Yeah.
01:42:59
Poor duck probably had no idea what's going on.
01:43:01
That's the saddest thing that I feel because the, the duck had
01:43:03
it didn't have any context of like, because its life at that point
01:43:07
had been like without like, adversity, you know, it was properly fed.
01:43:11
It was cared for in a nice warm home, like there would be nothing that would,
01:43:15
negatively affect it other than, like, health consequences.
01:43:18
And so
01:43:19
having this like, dog randomly go, I'm going to play with this fucking thing.
01:43:23
This thing's fun. And then fucking eat it.
01:43:27
But honestly, that was the my favorite dog in the world.
01:43:29
Was that dog.
01:43:31
That dog actually ended up having a spinal stroke
01:43:34
and was actually handicapped for a brief period.
01:43:37
Got over it, with surgery and therapy.
01:43:41
My thank God, my parents, you know, have a heart and, you know, went through that.
01:43:46
And so then later in the dog's life, it was having issues with mobility.
01:43:50
And so I ended up buying it a doggy wheelchair.
01:43:52
And, that is like will always be the the premiere dog.
01:43:56
I will never have a dog that I would love any more than that dog.
01:44:00
I don't know if I would love your dog that you have right now.
01:44:03
May see this.
01:44:04
Yeah, I love that dog, but I don't have that same connection.
01:44:08
I do, but it's it's it's not, it's not, it's on a different level.
01:44:11
It's there's just.
01:44:14
Plus I was like a large childhood portion of my life.
01:44:17
Was that dog too. So.
01:44:19
And, to take care of it until 14 years old and help usher it into,
01:44:24
you know, passing away at home very calmly and peacefully.
01:44:28
The walking wheels, dog wheelchair.
01:44:31
If you have a dog that, for the seven people watching,
01:44:34
if you happen to have a dog that becomes no feet.
01:44:37
But they also have, wheelchairs for,
01:44:39
like they do it for there's like, goats with, pigs with them.
01:44:43
They have different styles, but they're, they're a little more expensive
01:44:47
than the competitor brand.
01:44:48
But these are, they're aluminum.
01:44:50
They're fucking solid construction.
01:44:52
They're fucking great.
01:44:54
I could not ask for, like, a better piece of equipment.
01:44:58
Just took the wheelchair out of the box and set it up on him.
01:45:02
So we wanted to go over how to make a cow.
01:45:04
So she already has it improperly set up.
01:45:06
So as you can see, the extenders are angling really far down
01:45:09
and the harness is sitting really low on the shoulders.
01:45:12
Yeah.
01:45:12
So we are going to move the front harness up higher on his shoulders.
01:45:17
So everything is nice.
01:45:18
And then be a little more supportive without any pressure is how to balance it.
01:45:22
Well, to work with your dog, you're going to.
01:45:25
But they also so at a certain point they have they have four wheels.
01:45:28
And so I got my, our dog this initially I try to make them line up
01:45:32
and then I had to get the
01:45:34
you could buy it all in one package, but I didn't need it at the time.
01:45:36
But then I got the front wheels.
01:45:38
So there's also four wheels on it too.
01:45:40
And so the dog would, because her back leg was just behind them.
01:45:44
It was in the back.
01:45:46
We gained like 90% of what was there.
01:45:49
And then as she got older her last couple of years, it was kind of wavering again.
01:45:53
So at a certain point she couldn't use her back legs,
01:45:56
so I had to tighten the leg rings a little bit.
01:45:58
Gravity's going to hold them in, but oh, they're not going to want to see the dog,
01:46:01
like take off or at least walk. No. Yeah.
01:46:04
You like there's got videos where like there's multiple dogs all together
01:46:07
and they're all just fucking buzzing about for a profit.
01:46:10
You want to make sure that your pet's hip
01:46:12
joint is centered with the knuckle on the wheel.
01:46:13
So this is how you put it on. Fast forward to the rear leg.
01:46:16
It's relatively strong.
01:46:17
It's over man.
01:46:18
Oh yeah. This is all this is the instructional video.
01:46:20
Go play the like.
01:46:20
Go to the propaganda shots.
01:46:29
The back legs so they barely
01:46:30
have to be able to just walk again is like they they
01:46:35
they're just like dignity a new lease on life to be honest.
01:46:38
And you can't just get a flat bed
01:46:40
and one of those motorized bikes that you hate.
01:46:43
Well, and just run them over and kill them, and I'll put them on it
01:46:45
and just drive around, just drag and drag them, drag them home underneath.
01:46:49
But we don't have a go.
01:46:51
So instead of walk, you want to go for a ride.
01:46:58
All right.
01:46:59
You got to. Do you got any deer flags?
01:47:01
I guess I do, but I'm trying to pull up more walking wheels.
01:47:04
Fucking videos because you just pull up the worst shit ever.
01:47:08
I pulled up the top one.
01:47:09
It's not my fault that it's not what we wanted.
01:47:15
Whole.
01:47:15
I'm not sharing shit.
01:47:18
That's a shame.
01:47:20
I know.
01:47:24
You know, you get these?
01:47:25
Any water you need to please.
01:47:28
You need your water.
01:47:29
Oh, I get to be a water dog again.
01:47:31
Oh, you guys.
01:47:34
Like, get to see my friend.
01:47:37
The other dogs, like, he needs to be coached
01:47:40
on how to be sincere and, you know, sensitive to the you.
01:47:44
You know, I need to walk again.
01:47:49
He's great.
01:47:50
I'm having fun.
01:47:53
Look at my fucking weird owner.
01:47:56
Let's walk. Tom Bosley.
01:47:58
Okay. These guy's a goats.
01:47:59
You getting it?
01:48:01
Yeah. My little goat friend.
01:48:03
Hello.
01:48:05
I'm not much here, but I'm the hobo firefighter.
01:48:08
Oh, Milford. I wonder if that's Milford, Michigan.
01:48:10
I hope so, if not, it is.
01:48:11
Now look at the Turks.
01:48:13
Turkey attacking the wheelchair.
01:48:17
I thought we were great. Just.
01:48:19
I honestly just eat the fucking thing.
01:48:21
Seriously. Right.
01:48:23
Yeah. The chicken.
01:48:25
Just eat the fucking thing.
01:48:26
Come on.
01:48:27
Now, if I see a lame dog, if I see a lame animal,
01:48:32
like, come here, puppy, come here puppy.
01:48:35
You. The sheep are goat.
01:48:39
Sheep? I'm stupid.
01:48:41
It's a sheep.
01:48:41
But they dressed it too, so that's just humiliating.
01:48:45
Thing is.
01:48:47
Hello.
01:48:49
I was looking at a whole bunch of videos of police dogs attacking people.
01:48:52
Dude, just for no reason.
01:48:54
One more video.
01:48:55
We gotta get one more video. This.
01:48:57
Look at these guys in the beach.
01:48:59
Look, guys, go get up the beach.
01:49:01
Go get him.
01:49:02
Hi, little fucking one to.
01:49:04
I'm in a wheelchair, bitch.
01:49:08
Yeah, right.
01:49:09
So dogs can, like, do that again, you know?
01:49:13
Right.
01:49:13
Otherwise, that dog would be dragging its ass behind it.
01:49:16
And it's fucking sad to watch that,
01:49:19
but everything's on wheels.
01:49:20
Incredibly old dogs.
01:49:22
It's not a sponsor either, but they have health issues.
01:49:25
Do that.
01:49:25
No, because my my parents dog had,
01:49:27
our family dog had the issue when I was five years old.
01:49:30
That's jaws.
01:49:31
Lame dog.
01:49:33
Yeah.
01:49:34
The device it's not.
01:49:35
There's not a sponsor.
01:49:37
It is now.
01:49:40
It will be I mean, I already I sponsor, I'm sponsoring them.
01:49:44
They're not sponsoring us.
01:49:46
I'm sponsoring them now.
01:49:48
They usually have a promo video where they've got,
01:49:49
like, a whole horde of dogs on the dog wheelchairs, all just, like,
01:49:52
whipping about.
01:49:56
See, it's
01:49:58
it's fine if they're all in it.
01:50:00
Otherwise it's a little bit.
01:50:02
Okay, but that's great. It is great.
01:50:04
It is absolutely great.
01:50:06
We'll we'll finish that
01:50:08
retarded dog segment on this right here.
01:50:11
Look at this shit.
01:50:12
I. Yeah.
01:50:15
So this is what it looks like when you can't do the action.
01:50:18
And just dragging my feet behind me. It sucks.
01:50:21
Then you give me this thing.
01:50:22
Oh, like I had my dog in the pink one, too.
01:50:25
Oh, and I got her the bigger wheels, too.
01:50:27
Yeah, them fucking off road wheels are so much better.
01:50:32
Oh, I bet you that guy's good.
01:50:35
At least at ally.
01:50:37
Oh, see, they've got the little like.
01:50:38
They got little things that you can, like, hold it.
01:50:40
Because sometimes the appendage drags on the ground.
01:50:43
They can't hold it up.
01:50:44
So they got little spent
01:50:47
suspension type things.
01:50:48
Oh, my God, there's a fucking mini horse.
01:50:51
Holy shit.
01:50:52
Look at that fucker.
01:50:53
That's when you put it down, actually.
01:50:56
I mean, is this the owner?
01:50:59
Yes. For the owner or for the fucking horse?
01:51:02
Come on now.
01:51:02
You feel bad, right?
01:51:04
You just going to kill the horse?
01:51:05
Yeah.
01:51:06
So if you don't, you have to have the lap band on the back end.
01:51:09
We we did that for a little while, and then I knew my parents
01:51:12
weren't going to be able to handle, doing that with my dog.
01:51:15
And again, think with the front wheels.
01:51:17
That's what my dog had that exact set up.
01:51:19
But my dog did not look like that.
01:51:21
My dog could use her front legs the entire time.
01:51:23
That's a that's a lamb.
01:51:25
So yeah, yeah,
01:51:28
I'm glad I to say that my dog kind of looked like a lamb
01:51:31
when she got kind of skinny. She looked a little uniform.
01:51:34
Oh, there's a kitty cat.
01:51:35
That said, it's just a cat, though.
01:51:38
They got nine lives.
01:51:40
Put it down.
01:51:42
It. Okay.
01:51:43
Why are you gay?
01:51:46
All right,
01:51:48
enough of the never.
01:51:51
Leave.
01:51:56
And my phone might up.
01:51:57
Or are you. Yeah. I didn't bring mine up.
01:51:59
I don't know why I did, I should have I was oh, yeah. One of mine.
01:52:02
I don't know exactly.
01:52:04
I got only like 2 or 3 here.
01:52:06
Four maybe total ones from Reddit.
01:52:08
I didn't read.
01:52:09
Are they all about women treating men poorly?
01:52:12
Well, we'll find out here.
01:52:13
Dear Abby, I mean edgy, I'm a 48 year old woman,
01:52:18
weird and Asian.
01:52:20
Apparently, when I was 17, 48 years old.
01:52:24
When it was seven.
01:52:24
Pam I'm a 48 year old women.
01:52:27
838 year old women.
01:52:30
When they were 17, I hooked up with this gay
01:52:34
who is, part of a my affinity group.
01:52:38
We knew he had I knew he had a guy, a gay.
01:52:42
I hooked up with a guy.
01:52:43
I'm a 48 year old woman.
01:52:45
Well, man, that I was one seven.
01:52:47
I hooked up with a guy who was part of my friend group. He.
01:52:53
I knew he had a crush on me, so I decided to have sex with him in his car.
01:52:57
It meant nothing to me, but everything to him.
01:52:58
What a cunt.
01:52:59
Right?
01:53:02
He has tried to reach me over the years.
01:53:05
If I was married, he was single.
01:53:09
Wait, that's.
01:53:12
He has tried to reach me over the years period.
01:53:14
If I was married, comma.
01:53:15
He was single period.
01:53:19
After my first husband
01:53:20
died, comma, I did meet up with him briefly.
01:53:24
I guess I shouldn't have done that.
01:53:26
I asked him if you wanted to date, but he was married.
01:53:29
His marriage didn't last long.
01:53:31
Then he was upset that I met a wonderful man and was dating that wonderful man.
01:53:36
And I are now married, and my old high school hookup is pouting and upset.
01:53:41
He's declaring his love for me and insisting that I leave my husband for him.
01:53:45
I'm not going to do that, is the fact that he is still in love with me
01:53:49
after 30 years. Romantic or creepy?
01:53:52
Signed.
01:53:53
Got history in Texas as
01:53:56
well as somebody that still stalks all my ex-girlfriends.
01:53:59
I think that's romantic. Perfect.
01:54:02
I creepy it all.
01:54:05
In fact,
01:54:07
she's.
01:54:08
I have a feeling that there was a similar but reverse Dear Abby letter or dear
01:54:14
flag letter or being sent in by my man
01:54:17
claiming that this bitch is a succubus.
01:54:22
I think all women are to some level,
01:54:24
so takes a lot of guy who was part of.
01:54:28
So when she was 17, she hooked up with a guy who was part of her friend group.
01:54:33
She knew he had a crush on her, and so she decided to have sex with him.
01:54:38
And it meant nothing to him her just for a discount or something, right?
01:54:42
He knew everything she needed. She needed help moving or some shit.
01:54:47
Use it as a tool.
01:54:48
Who does it?
01:54:50
Productive.
01:54:52
You email, you see, you have a a it like that's like,
01:54:57
you know, a rap in the USA,
01:55:00
the rap in the USA.
01:55:02
I don't think I don't, I don't think it's you're taking advantage.
01:55:06
You're taking advantage of somebody in a. Right.
01:55:10
But unless they have down syndrome, it's not all rap they both consented to be.
01:55:15
I'm sure it was great to him, but he was like, oh my God.
01:55:18
Like I'm finally getting what I want.
01:55:19
She's just like, yeah, I knew this guy kind of wanted to fuck me.
01:55:21
So like, whatever, I can't see this guy.
01:55:23
But I know he's not top. You don't hear you.
01:55:27
You know what I mean?
01:55:27
So he was like, I can't they they pick women
01:55:30
that are I mean, the women pick men that aren't,
01:55:35
getting a lot of attention from women.
01:55:37
Let's just say. Right.
01:55:38
You think?
01:55:38
Yeah. Right.
01:55:39
I've I've experienced that, actually.
01:55:42
Oh. You're one.
01:55:42
Wait, what?
01:55:44
Several times.
01:55:47
The one in particular was, there was a bachelor
01:55:50
party and,
01:55:54
this stripper had all these weird tattoos,
01:55:57
and, so I was just like, it was just.
01:55:59
I thought it was weird because, like, otherwise,
01:56:01
she would have been pretty attractive.
01:56:03
But she was a stripper, so she was gross.
01:56:05
But she also had these terrible tattoos.
01:56:07
And so it's like, okay, you just, like, ruined everything.
01:56:10
And so I passed by her going, like,
01:56:13
either through a hallway or up and down a staircase.
01:56:15
I don't know, but I didn't I didn't really, like, pay attention to her.
01:56:19
And so she, like, kind of like got off put by that for no reason.
01:56:23
And so she started like kind of talking shit, but she like wouldn't go away.
01:56:27
And so it was very weird because she was, it was like what you're saying
01:56:32
where I wasn't giving her the attention that she so desire
01:56:34
that all the other dudes were.
01:56:36
And so she was drawn in by that and she wouldn't let it go.
01:56:39
Second instance.
01:56:40
So. Well,
01:56:41
I we're we're at, what is it, John johns and was it Mount Clemens that John Jones?
01:56:45
I have no idea what you're referring.
01:56:49
But, He you like almond Joy or mound?
01:56:53
He thought that this stripper was, like.
01:56:55
He ended up going, like, going on, like, a couple dates with her.
01:56:58
I don't know if anything ever came to fruition, but,
01:57:02
he like.
01:57:02
And I just thought it was just like, dude, she's a stripper.
01:57:04
Like, what do you mean?
01:57:05
Like, oh, yeah, I got her number and I'm like, dude, she's a stripper.
01:57:07
Like, how many other dudes do you think?
01:57:09
No, no, no, she said that she did.
01:57:10
And it's like, yeah, she's a stripper.
01:57:12
I don't know, but she's a suburban stripper.
01:57:14
That's a little different.
01:57:15
But so I had paid for, a lap dance from,
01:57:19
a stripper, and I actually, I paid for, I think three of them,
01:57:23
like, back to back because, well, was like, doing his thing.
01:57:26
And so I'm like, I've got to take longer than one, so I'm bored.
01:57:30
Right? So I'm, I go, you know, fuck it.
01:57:32
And so she does one dance
01:57:35
and then walks away and then doesn't come back.
01:57:39
And so like I finally catch her and I started
01:57:42
I still haven't done with her cause let's go.
01:57:48
Yeah.
01:57:49
Right.
01:57:51
And I'm like, and she's like, no, no, I wasn't, I wasn't trying.
01:57:54
I was like, I could tell she was either drunk or fucked up
01:57:56
and I don't know, there was some, some, some weird going on,
01:57:59
but I no, no, I wasn't, I wasn't trying to take you for your money.
01:58:02
I don't know, you can have it back, you know,
01:58:04
and I'm like, no, I'm like, you fucking left me.
01:58:06
Like I paid for three.
01:58:07
You fucking left me.
01:58:08
You said you'd be right back. And I see you talking to these people.
01:58:10
Is you talking to those people you're hanging out over there.
01:58:13
Meanwhile, I'm just sitting over here wondering what the fuck is going on.
01:58:15
I go, I want my fucking money back.
01:58:17
And so, like, I had to argue with her.
01:58:19
She gave me my fucking money back.
01:58:20
But she would not leave me alone.
01:58:22
After that, she hung right next to me because she was like.
01:58:25
And I had to have this conversation where there was a the most hilarious thing
01:58:29
is she didn't understand the dynamic
01:58:32
of the situation that you we are in a strip club,
01:58:36
which is a place you pay for.
01:58:39
Sorry, you don't pay for, you don't pay for stripping, you pay for songs.
01:58:43
But how dare I think that she was trying to steal money from me and I go,
01:58:48
I go, honey, I'm like, I didn't call her honey.
01:58:51
Let's see her use her.
01:58:52
So her excuse was, I'm not.
01:58:54
I kept talking like where we are.
01:58:56
I'm like, look where we are.
01:58:58
How would I not think you're trying to steal money from me?
01:59:00
She didn't understand.
01:59:01
I'm like, I'm like, you're a stripper.
01:59:03
We're in a strip club.
01:59:05
Like, how would I not think you're taking money from me?
01:59:09
I don't take money. The strip club.
01:59:10
If I ever go, I've been fine.
01:59:12
I'm just saying, it was just hilarious because I had to tell her
01:59:14
that multiple times and she still wouldn't go away.
01:59:16
I was shitting on her, and she still wouldn't leave me alone.
01:59:19
Like I told her multiple times to leave me alone.
01:59:21
And she kept coming back.
01:59:23
She's like, well, if I if there was an issue, though, she probably had.
01:59:27
I thought she just had to schmooze it over and give you extra attention.
01:59:30
No, because I would.
01:59:31
I didn't take it anywhere but her. Like
01:59:32
I didn't have like any other conversation with anybody else about it but her.
01:59:36
I went directly to her,
01:59:37
but it was just a funny conversation because it was just like
01:59:41
she didn't understand that.
01:59:42
Like, no, you're you're you're in a I love that you had a conversation, a strip.
01:59:47
So how dare you? How why would you not think that?
01:59:50
I also think that you're a seedy person.
01:59:52
You know, ethically. Like what?
01:59:58
Conversation at a strip club.
02:00:02
What's with the music?
02:00:04
That's your jaw. Straight back, I don't.
02:00:05
I finally found it.
02:00:06
Oh, shit.
02:00:08
But, yeah, it was just weird.
02:00:10
It's a very, very weird interaction,
02:00:12
which I just found entertaining because,
02:00:15
yeah, you don't get that every day.
02:00:17
Yeah. Back to the deer flag.
02:00:19
I think all women get sick of all men eventually, whether they like it or not.
02:00:24
I thought it was the other way around.
02:00:27
No, these men
02:00:28
historically are very loyal to their to.
02:00:31
They just want to
02:00:33
we just we they just want to be sent on quests
02:00:37
and shown some attention.
02:00:40
Right.
02:00:41
It was a callback to the.
02:00:43
Yeah, yeah.
02:00:44
Seriously though, I mean, men are very easy to keep happy.
02:00:47
Fucking, what was it?
02:00:49
Women are not easy to keep happy.
02:00:51
I disagree, Matt mad TV, Asian.
02:00:54
What's his name?
02:00:56
Jimmy Chung.
02:00:58
Bobby Lee, Bobby Lee. She.
02:01:02
There's some random clip that was going around
02:01:03
from some weird thing that he was doing, and he was like, it was some weird
02:01:07
YouTube short or some shit with his former girlfriend, who's also a comedian.
02:01:12
And he was like,
02:01:13
and there was some weird thing where he was this like,
02:01:15
they were talking about how like, oh yeah, you see your pussy like it.
02:01:17
It was just very weird
02:01:19
because they're being candid about it, but they're still friends.
02:01:21
I always thought that that was really weird.
02:01:22
You're like, still best friends with, like, you're like, you know, ex
02:01:25
lover who used to just, you know, whatever.
02:01:29
It seems weird to me.
02:01:30
You can be funny to them, but not like, I'm too jealous as a man.
02:01:34
That's a so I'll be loyal and everything, but I'm also very jealous.
02:01:37
I don't my wife doesn't.
02:01:39
I mean, because of me. It just seems weird.
02:01:42
I have respect for other people that were. I wouldn't bring that.
02:01:44
I feel weird if she hung around or still talk to her old, old ex-boyfriend.
02:01:49
I would just feel like y like it just.
02:01:51
Yeah, it would
02:01:53
if by
02:01:53
happenstance, they were friends before.
02:01:57
This just seems weird, but that's not a situation.
02:01:59
You have to worry a friend
02:02:00
where her friend and their friend, they're their friend group.
02:02:04
Like her friend, like, kind of was.
02:02:06
Went around their friend group.
02:02:08
And we just think that's funny because, like, we've heard of this,
02:02:10
like the stories and it's like, oh yeah.
02:02:12
Like she's apparently been with him.
02:02:13
She's been with him. She's been with them, she with them.
02:02:15
And then she meets this other guy from like a dating website.
02:02:19
Then we all become friends with him and it's like, it's like, yeah, he has no idea
02:02:22
that she's slept with him, slept with him, slept with him, slept with him.
02:02:26
Wait.
02:02:27
Why don't why don't they have any idea?
02:02:30
Because we don't.
02:02:31
It's not like they. They talk about it.
02:02:34
Do you know the term for that?
02:02:35
Hey, a new guy that I'm bringing to.
02:02:36
Hey, that I'm dating and I want to potentially marry, like.
02:02:39
Oh, yeah, I fucked all these guys.
02:02:41
Just so you know, I fucked them all
02:02:44
when, the guys in
02:02:45
which other guys, they're called Eskimo brothers.
02:02:48
So that is.
02:02:50
It's weird
02:02:52
when you're connected through some other,
02:02:56
you know.
02:02:59
Unless there's a kid involved, you should not.
02:03:02
You say, kitten, there's a kitten involved.
02:03:05
Yeah.
02:03:07
What was I what was I talking about.
02:03:10
What was my daughter's story.
02:03:16
It was a duck first.
02:03:17
But then I moved into something really different.
02:03:20
Yeah. That's all right.
02:03:22
So that's another two step flat year two.
02:03:27
Yeah. Do it.
02:03:28
Rachel Riggins I like just for no reason.
02:03:30
Just save it for a rumble, because it's a bit absurd and a bit offensive.
02:03:34
We got the WNBA dildo.
02:03:36
We can go over to this.
02:03:37
We can go back to our, our Traverse City incident.
02:03:41
Did you know?
02:03:43
Did you know?
02:03:44
So we criticize. Don't tell me that,
02:03:48
confronting the,
02:03:49
you know, that fucking outside this,
02:03:52
Michelob Ultra to.
02:03:54
Come on, I'd rather go back to sweaty jugs.
02:03:56
And what was the sweet James?
02:04:00
Mitchell.
02:04:01
Sweet James the lawyer.
02:04:03
Throw it away.
02:04:04
Yeah.
02:04:05
So the doing the gun at the board.
02:04:09
Another theater.
02:04:10
Where where is, camera then quickly panning to one of the victims.
02:04:14
Officials say where is gunman?
02:04:18
Sideways holding gunman.
02:04:20
Where is the new video?
02:04:21
The black Walmart I heard screaming.
02:04:24
And the holding gunman confronting the alleged.
02:04:26
You criticize his gun holding ability, did you not?
02:04:29
I did too, though. But I think you were the.
02:04:31
You were the.
02:04:32
Yeah, but I also Wolverine or X-Men.
02:04:35
Yeah. Yeah, right. You already said that.
02:04:38
Yeah. Yeah, we covered that. But go ahead.
02:04:40
I don't I don't want to take a look at the apparently fairly came out.
02:04:43
I take my name.
02:04:46
Yeah.
02:04:46
Ex-Marine.
02:04:47
It was in the title.
02:04:51
Well that's okay sorry.
02:04:54
Oh that's no excuse.
02:04:55
You saying so because he's an ex-Marine.
02:04:57
He's that he's just another like.
02:04:58
Right.
02:04:58
You criticize his gun holding ability.
02:05:00
He and I, I stand by it.
02:05:02
I knew he was a marine when I was criticizing him for that.
02:05:05
No, no, not pointing it at me. I have nothing to worry. That's a reason.
02:05:07
Maybe that's the reason why he's an ex-Marine.
02:05:09
There's no he couldn't learn how to hold it
02:05:12
there, like I said, because.
02:05:22
Our lives were back at the thing, but we did.
02:05:24
I haven't told yet.
02:05:24
It's because he's a trained marine in Malaysia,
02:05:28
and they were with us at the point in time.
02:05:29
Well, we were checking out,
02:05:31
so everything was good the whole time we were in Walmart,
02:05:33
except the amount of time we were staying in there.
02:05:35
They issued those fucking t shirts before they went out of these.
02:05:38
Are these undercover?
02:05:39
Like, yeah, we were just right now they look brand new to
02:05:42
they do they they're not there.
02:05:43
Those are not there t shirts.
02:05:45
She was just I don't know what I, I don't know what job search.
02:05:48
I don't know why. I don't know what I'm looking at.
02:05:50
But this is not, you know, goodbye.
02:05:51
Thank you. And everything authentic.
02:05:53
I don't know about you,
02:05:54
but anyone that I've ever met that has worn a Ron Johnson shot
02:05:59
or had a decal on their vehicle that says Ron Johnson Surf Shop.
02:06:03
I've never known them to surf dope.
02:06:07
My dude, my dad had one on his truck
02:06:09
and he just he went to Florida one time at his old age and loved it.
02:06:14
Had Bermuda shorts and Bermuda shorts.
02:06:17
Never served in his life.
02:06:21
So he like, wore like an advertisement even though he's not.
02:06:23
So it's like more than just surfing.
02:06:26
It's like an experience.
02:06:27
It's like Bucky's.
02:06:31
I have no idea.
02:06:33
I didn't get it. It's like. It's like.
02:06:34
It's like the truck stop of truck stops.
02:06:36
They've got, like, brisket sandwiches.
02:06:38
They got all kinds.
02:06:38
Well, so what
02:06:40
what makes it any different for the guy advertising for gas station on steroids?
02:06:44
It's like Sheetz times like 100.
02:06:46
What?
02:06:47
Ron John is no. Bucky's.
02:06:50
Oh, Buck. I'm sorry. I'm like, I thought it was a surf shop.
02:06:52
They forgot like that. This shit is like that.
02:06:54
People have Bucky's shirts.
02:06:56
Bucky's is a gas station, but is a gas station on steroids, right.
02:07:00
So maybe Ron Johns is a surf shop on steroids,
02:07:02
and I'm just ignorant as fuck because I've never been there.
02:07:04
I'm missing out.
02:07:05
And I don't drive a Ford, so apparently I'm missing out there too.
02:07:09
But those are brand new shirts, not a crease on them.
02:07:13
No. Oh, yeah, it's absolutely not legit.
02:07:15
They're either undercover cops or some weird ass fucking.
02:07:18
They showed, not a crease.
02:07:20
They showed up with really bad, bad messaging.
02:07:24
And they're like, here, wear these.
02:07:26
And they both have sunglasses, but this one's
02:07:28
wearing them backwards on his head.
02:07:30
Are they both sassy?
02:07:32
I've heard weird narc here.
02:07:36
We just kind of saw them coming up and they both have arm tattoos.
02:07:39
Drew my attention to him and he started yelling he's got he's got a knife.
02:07:43
And then he turned both the logos on.
02:07:46
Their shirts are in the same placement.
02:07:47
I don't want to get sued for $5 billion like Alex Jones and say, this whole
02:07:51
Walmart flag dings stage.
02:07:54
Yeah, these are crisis actors.
02:07:56
It's a false flag panic.
02:07:59
That's terrible.
02:08:00
It was June is a light switch.
02:08:02
A lot of people. Yeah.
02:08:04
And we don't I'm starting to think we are so close to Idiocracy
02:08:09
because we basically seen them with ten.
02:08:11
You know, you saw him. You didn't seen him panic.
02:08:13
You basically seen him or you you did or you did,
02:08:17
because basically seeing seeing him three
02:08:19
I carry him a couple of people.
02:08:22
So originally we only thought it was three.
02:08:25
So basically means you're not sure you're not sure if you've seen these.
02:08:28
Basically we've seen him.
02:08:29
So what does that mean?
02:08:30
Did you did you see him or did you see him?
02:08:32
I'm almost positive that we saw him. Yeah.
02:08:37
As I was checking out my my daughter, they were behind me.
02:08:40
I was pushing the cart and it's these guys were not even in the state of Michigan
02:08:44
when they should have grocery store cabins for.
02:08:47
They're going to come kick my ass and show me.
02:08:50
Oh, he's got two knives on his feet. What was that like?
02:08:52
What are these forearm tattoos?
02:08:53
Stay here. And ms13.
02:08:57
I seen something moving faster.
02:08:58
What is that fucking knife?
02:09:00
Oh, damn it!
02:09:04
God damn you!
02:09:05
Damn you there and
02:09:08
as I seen, I yelled at my daughter and her friend.
02:09:11
Yeah, she yelled at his daughter.
02:09:12
What an asshole.
02:09:13
Did you yell at your daughter to get out of the fucking street before a car hits?
02:09:16
Or you don't yell to your daughter.
02:09:20
Suck the shocker.
02:09:21
I can't do it.
02:09:22
I gotta zoom in here.
02:09:28
So soon?
02:09:30
All right.
02:09:31
Remember, I'm like some of the grocery stack.
02:09:34
There's, like, gaps in this cart, so I kind of seen something moving faster.
02:09:38
He seen something moving faster. As I seen I yelled.
02:09:40
They both had the same bad grandmother in here.
02:09:43
And it was like they might words.
02:09:46
Right
02:09:48
in front of me, and I could see the knife in his hand.
02:09:49
It's like we locked eyes, me and him handed,
02:09:51
and I was like, I just took off running after him.
02:09:53
And that was the point.
02:09:54
When I come around the corner, I see him stab
02:09:56
that guy, came around the corner and the entry exit way,
02:09:59
and then I didn't have a weapon, so I just grabbed an empty grocery cart
02:10:03
and just started running up.
02:10:05
Oh, that's cart guy. So he talk. He's.
02:10:07
Yeah, he's he ran up behind the lady and he just stuck.
02:10:11
Oh, because of you, he stabbed a lady.
02:10:13
Crosswalk between the parking lot.
02:10:14
You saw him stab a woman in the back?
02:10:16
Yeah, just as far as you can get the knife into her.
02:10:19
And then she went right down, and I could just see the blood flying out of her.
02:10:23
And that's when he kind of.
02:10:25
That's.
02:10:26
That's an unnecessary fact.
02:10:28
But thank you. Right.
02:10:30
You want to be extra graphic?
02:10:31
Show how much of a hero he was. Turn around.
02:10:34
And when they did that, I hit him right in the rear
02:10:36
just as hard as I could with the grocery cart.
02:10:37
And then another guy came up the grocery cart and hit him again.
02:10:39
You're both hitting him.
02:10:40
So they're talking about what we did, what we what I mentioned last time,
02:10:43
and I tried to corralling.
02:10:44
I was trying to hit him with it
02:10:45
and distancing yourself through the knife with the cart, the grocery cart down.
02:10:49
And he kind of stumbled through, what point did Jesus come in?
02:10:52
Yeah. Oh. The other marine.
02:10:54
Okay, hold on, hold on. This makes a lot of sense.
02:10:57
Two cars.
02:10:57
And that's when I seen the other marine with the other marine.
02:11:00
So I'm assuming both of these guys are also marine.
02:11:02
So there is a connection here.
02:11:04
And this might be staged because these are all government employees.
02:11:08
Well,
02:11:09
you know, come up and just allegedly on them.
02:11:12
That's when you see me in a video camera on the back and do you know,
02:11:15
start screaming, why would he start coming on his back.
02:11:18
Yes. And I thought for a minute, he
02:11:21
I guess to distract him, throw him off him, come back at you.
02:11:25
Yeah. And she's supposed to get back at him.
02:11:27
Why didn't any of you guys. I'm up the guy's ass.
02:11:30
I thought you're supposed to do that.
02:11:32
He, like, slowly hesitated.
02:11:33
Am I wrong, blade?
02:11:35
Not that it doesn't apply in this situation.
02:11:37
I think it's just suck the shocker.
02:11:38
That's why we circled him around and
02:11:40
I can't really remember how he got out of that.
02:11:42
I'm the 90s, I don't know, limit us to some shocking shock.
02:11:47
And yet it at that point, then I take Doug.
02:11:49
I'm the.
02:11:50
And I told you my right hand take on my back.
02:11:54
I mean, no remorse, soldier.
02:11:55
Don't don't you know nothing and not a thing.
02:11:59
And anyone in the audience, not anyone.
02:12:02
That's definitely Bueller, right?
02:12:03
In two knees and a rifle and landed on them.
02:12:07
And that's when I had two knees and a rifle did.
02:12:09
This is right.
02:12:10
Oh, that was the sideways gun man's way out at stern.
02:12:12
I was just on top of them the whole time.
02:12:14
And then when where was this video?
02:12:16
I want to see this video and landed on them.
02:12:19
Yeah, that's not what we didn't see.
02:12:21
No. Back over.
02:12:22
And then we flipped him over and detained him
02:12:23
on his way out at right when he stabbed that lady.
02:12:26
After I tried to get him the first time, he yelled, I don't believe it.
02:12:29
I'm a soldier now.
02:12:31
I blew it, which I didn't understand what he's talking about.
02:12:35
I mean, I thought at first I mean, he was talking about
02:12:36
he was in the military or some point in time. Yeah.
02:12:38
He was trying to prey on your sympathies because he knew you were were back.
02:12:43
I don't know, assume
02:12:45
I get a general sense that he's
02:12:50
he I'm not saying that he's a liar, but I feel like he's
02:12:53
embellishing a slight amount. I know there was something about the.
02:12:56
Don't say that the way he talks.
02:12:57
No. Allegedly,
02:13:00
it was all of the moment.
02:13:02
It was all in the moment.
02:13:03
So he he might be remembering things a bit more bombastic
02:13:07
than they actually potentially were.
02:13:09
Obviously it was a horrific event and he's a hero.
02:13:11
These people are all heroes, but
02:13:14
I don't know.
02:13:14
There's something inauthentic about his speech.
02:13:17
A lot of it started with,
02:13:19
I might be just picking up on something that doesn't exist.
02:13:21
And then even on the ground, he kept saying when I was on top of them,
02:13:24
this is just seems very regular about this is very matter of fact, very regular.
02:13:28
Mother effing marine.
02:13:30
And this is just because of the marine aspect.
02:13:32
Maybe that's what I'm talking about.
02:13:33
I don't understand what, because this isn't that shocking to him,
02:13:36
because he's maybe seeing maybe some actions on
02:13:40
whatever.
02:13:41
Probably it could be it.
02:13:42
That could be it.
02:13:43
I don't know, I just was trying to stay clean for sure.
02:13:45
Not a wrinkle on it anyway.
02:13:46
I was staying
02:13:47
properly fitting, like although although all right, I didn't think about this.
02:13:51
If this was a scheduled interview, I'm getting a fucking.
02:13:54
I'm not wearing my ratty shirt.
02:13:56
I'm getting a good shirt.
02:13:57
When the guy went to the nearest local store, he, hey,
02:14:02
what are you wearing?
02:14:03
He had oh, it's I mean, it's it's somewhere in my hair, like I was black.
02:14:06
When you wear the love, you will be fucking will be black.
02:14:09
And love is forever city.
02:14:10
But I love Ron John's surf shop with him for, 20 30s.
02:14:16
What'd you say?
02:14:17
Yeah, I think they flipped a coin over.
02:14:18
Who wore the Ford up with the gun.
02:14:20
This is where we got Ron John.
02:14:23
Those hatchets. What is it?
02:14:25
That's when I started to be a better record.
02:14:27
Plus, I heard, you know, I thought they, You know what they are.
02:14:30
I know what they are because they are, like Americans.
02:14:34
They're like scroll banners, like when you
02:14:36
when you want to make something look cool, they're just like little strips of paper
02:14:39
with something written on it. With the pistol.
02:14:41
He may have.
02:14:42
He may have something. Okay. Like a little streamer.
02:14:44
He came in.
02:14:45
I don't know what to call it,
02:14:46
but it really just that you can always pick it like that.
02:14:50
That thing
02:14:50
his the other dude said to this that they suck the checker,
02:14:52
but I'd rather have a tattoo on the side of whatever.
02:14:54
This is something. What if it's Latin for?
02:14:56
I'll rip your head off if you don't like my tattoo. Absolutely.
02:14:59
Yeah, well, here's what really pisses me off.
02:15:01
I'm not going to read that off, but maybe the thoughts. Nice.
02:15:05
Oh good job.
02:15:08
Okay, so one last one.
02:15:09
We're right, I was wrong. I apologize.
02:15:12
So one of 11 survivors from the Traverse City Walmart stabbing tells her story.
02:15:17
One of the 11 survivors.
02:15:19
Guess how many people were stabbed? 11.
02:15:25
How many died?
02:15:26
Not to be me.
02:15:27
I mean, I don't want to be stabbed and live by any means.
02:15:31
I mean, I feel bad for them, but I certainly don't want to be stabbed.
02:15:33
And there
02:15:35
because I repeat, who is seeing my husband?
02:15:38
Okay, so poor woman.
02:15:39
You know,
02:15:39
this is actually really sad that it was because I said I like Beyond Burgers.
02:15:43
I think your volume is down.
02:15:45
I went and picked up on the video from Walmart.
02:15:47
I didn't go in either. I'm going talking incoherently.
02:15:49
So obviously she got hit in the head pretty hard.
02:15:51
So young sausage patty.
02:15:53
That's a that's that bruise is going to go through all kinds of stages.
02:15:56
She this is like a lady. Hold on.
02:15:59
This is very much stroke.
02:16:00
Focus fucking stroke.
02:16:01
No no no she fell man. Let's go.
02:16:03
Let's not pick on the lady that got stabbed.
02:16:06
I'm not picking on her because she got stabbed, but,
02:16:09
well, a very, very heavy, heavy burn tonight.
02:16:14
Or mocking me who had a very dares arson.
02:16:17
But let's go ahead.
02:16:18
Terrorist had the typing.
02:16:21
Hey, Gary's a fucking asshole.
02:16:22
He's a well, he is so one of 11 survivors.
02:16:27
So this is like, very like.
02:16:31
The one of the 11 survivors from the Traverse City
02:16:34
Walmart stabbing tells her story of the event.
02:16:39
You ready?
02:16:43
I can't hear it.
02:16:45
When I went there
02:16:47
because our repeat was seeing my husband.
02:16:50
Crisis actor.
02:16:51
That's makeup on sausage that it was because I said I like beyond Burgers
02:16:56
and July 22nd I went and picked up my delivery from Walmart.
02:16:59
I didn't go inside.
02:17:00
I picked up my delivery cuz she likes that oily fake vegetable
02:17:03
fucking oil patty into my freezer.
02:17:07
Saturday morning, the day of this stabbing,
02:17:10
I got up and I said to my husband, I'm going to try those.
02:17:12
Took it out.
02:17:13
And on the package it said if frozen expires
02:17:18
May 5th,
02:17:19
2025, I was like,
02:17:22
what the fuck does this have to do with her being stabbed?
02:17:26
They had to take him back.
02:17:27
It was way past me.
02:17:30
Who gives a fuck?
02:17:32
So started to be they went to Walmart
02:17:36
and then they tell us to wait if you want to get to go.
02:17:40
She don't need to say we went to Walmart.
02:17:42
We already know what the stabbing was fucking.
02:17:45
She thinks this is some kind of fucking preordained.
02:17:48
Like she needs to tell her whole story.
02:17:50
Like, I woke up that morning and I had coffee and a bagel
02:17:54
and then all to be in her mind, if she wouldn't have.
02:17:57
Of what if Walmart wouldn't have given her a fucking expired?
02:18:00
And if she would have noticed,
02:18:01
just saved the day and had to go back, she wouldn't have been stabbed.
02:18:04
Oh, I went Thursday and the next day, and then the following day.
02:18:06
And then finally we looked at it and oh my God.
02:18:08
And then
02:18:09
just go, yeah, I had to return some shit because I bought some shit from Walmart
02:18:12
that was expired when I bought it and it shouldn't have been expired.
02:18:15
So I was pissed off. So I went back in the Walmart.
02:18:21
Here we are.
02:18:21
Fucking how long since I bought it? July 22nd.
02:18:24
I put in my fridge.
02:18:25
I'm going back to Walmart.
02:18:26
Oh my, I said, I will be back in one hour.
02:18:29
So I went floating out, you know, over to Walmart,
02:18:33
went in, went to customer service, got 383 back for my sassy.
02:18:39
Turned around to bloodcurdling okay, start here.
02:18:44
Look at her face. Her fucking turn.
02:18:46
Holy shit dude.
02:18:48
And I only had to walk.
02:18:49
Maybe she's like, I get sausage, I'm eating the sun.
02:18:51
Yeah, I see the sunshine in the packages.
02:18:53
Is the beyond sausage delicious?
02:18:55
And then I heard blood curdling scream.
02:18:57
Maybe make my nightmare started.
02:18:59
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
02:19:01
The whole world was going to end.
02:19:02
We were going to die.
02:19:04
She's definitely being overdramatic, but part of maybe
02:19:07
she needs to kind of do that to, like, get through the retelling of this.
02:19:10
I don't know, the last door.
02:19:12
And when he got me at, it was right in the back and I just went like that.
02:19:17
And fact I have grazes on, well, they're getting better, but up here,
02:19:21
not on my kneecaps.
02:19:22
Oh, because I, from what I had is a flounder.
02:19:27
And this way.
02:19:28
Yeah. Pause it. I know where I.
02:19:30
Yeah. Go ahead. Wow. That's just her.
02:19:31
Her scraping her like a skidmark from the concrete.
02:19:36
Skidmark. No, that's not that's cool.
02:19:37
She got stabbed.
02:19:38
She got stabbed. Right. And.
02:19:41
Yeah, yeah, in the eye.
02:19:43
It was right in the back.
02:19:45
It was right in the back.
02:19:46
Hang out, pause it I know, I know, I know, I know where the I know this lady
02:19:49
from now when he got me I.
02:19:54
Mean,
02:19:56
you take the good, you take a bad.
02:19:58
You take them both. And there you have the facts of life.
02:20:01
What would be the point of pointing out the little, barely road
02:20:07
rash scrapes from falling on the concrete as, oh my God,
02:20:11
this happened to me versus going, this is the stab wound.
02:20:16
I remember talking to my kids and they would do that.
02:20:19
I'd be like, sweetie, that happened like two weeks ago,
02:20:23
but I'm just saying, like, she's like, I was stabbed in the back,
02:20:25
and then I fell on my knees.
02:20:27
And look, I've got these teeny little bear, these things on my knees.
02:20:30
Feel sorry for me when it's like, no, show us the stab wound.
02:20:34
That's the that's the oh, my God, look at this.
02:20:38
Like, check this shit out.
02:20:39
Like you want to see fucking some dramatic shit that I went through.
02:20:42
Look at this fucking wound.
02:20:43
She's showing us the most minor stuff going, look at this.
02:20:48
I'm starting to wonder, is there a conspiracy?
02:20:50
Is this a false flag?
02:20:52
This false flag that on my kneecaps, these are actors.
02:20:55
These are paid actors.
02:20:57
I'm kidding. But I meant it.
02:20:59
It's like I just make up.
02:21:00
I'd like to think. I don't know her name. I don't know, because why is it.
02:21:02
Why is it light colored right
02:21:04
underneath their eyelid, usually right underneath the eyelid.
02:21:06
It gets like the most black is right. Right.
02:21:09
And it's above her eyebrows and below her eyebrow
02:21:11
because she's like, I'm not messing up my eyebrow, dude.
02:21:13
I just got that because it's the bone that's there.
02:21:17
You you you fucking hit that bone and you potentially break that.
02:21:20
And she held me and then she.
02:21:23
I'll be honest, it looks like
02:21:24
makeup, but I've seen bruises in the most other shapes.
02:21:27
I have to talk to my baby because she's on the news.
02:21:29
They me makeup on it in a wheelchair.
02:21:31
Isn't fake. Dude, I've.
02:21:33
I've had bruises on the looking at it going how the fuck out of my purse?
02:21:37
And she said, here, dial your daughter, I did.
02:21:39
Oh here she goes back on my fucking story about nothing.
02:21:41
I was at Walmart to go to your dad.
02:21:43
I'm fine. They're going to bring an ambulance.
02:21:45
Okay.
02:21:46
But I'm the lady.
02:21:47
Put it back in my purse.
02:21:49
My daughter told me afterwards that for 45 minutes, nobody had turned off my phone.
02:21:54
And she heard everything that was going on in the ambulance and in the trauma room.
02:22:00
Okay.
02:22:00
I think it's just oh, that's like such a boomer thing to do.
02:22:04
And then I think there's an eight centimeters slash at my alone.
02:22:08
I had already had previous there is my upper lobe was removed
02:22:11
and the PA came to me a couple days later and she said
02:22:14
you would have had a deflated lung, but because of that other operation,
02:22:18
you had scar tissue and that prevented the lung from deflating to see it.
02:22:24
Well, it's scar tissue, I don't know.
02:22:26
I felt my elbow and I even up here, I had a huge egg.
02:22:30
Yeah. Huge. Yeah.
02:22:32
My daughter took a picture. I mean, it's huge up here.
02:22:35
It's like it had a super black I know.
02:22:37
Oh, yeah.
02:22:37
Zoom in on.
02:22:38
Let's get a good look. It's like a giant.
02:22:40
I hope that he can stay on his medication.
02:22:43
I hope that he is not incarcerated in a jail.
02:22:47
Wait, what? Jails a place for him to be.
02:22:49
She wants to be incarcerated in an open pasture
02:22:52
with sunshine and free range jail virgin.
02:22:56
To go back to some free range prison where you don't.
02:22:59
You're in there for the rest of the plantation.
02:23:02
You are.
02:23:03
I don't want to say taken care of, because I think you can still have a life
02:23:06
within that environment and grow from it.
02:23:10
But you know what I mean.
02:23:12
Live sort of a normal life.
02:23:14
But you're off the streets.
02:23:15
Did he say anything to you? I never saw him.
02:23:18
Yeah. Six months, you know, I was down.
02:23:20
It sounds terrible, but he's trying to make it sound as pleasant.
02:23:23
She's. You can't imagine that feeling.
02:23:26
So what's your message to him?
02:23:28
I really don't have a message.
02:23:29
Except that, Fuck off.
02:23:31
You get help, and I hope you can live somewhat of a good life.
02:23:36
On a scale from 1 to 10.
02:23:38
My friendly smack at my door.
02:23:40
That's what she said to me. And I said, no.
02:23:43
Here we go.
02:23:44
He said it won't be normal, but a good life.
02:23:48
He said, do you remember
02:23:50
all that where he said, I hope you have somewhat of a good life.
02:23:56
That won't be normal, but a good life.
02:23:58
You know, policemen knocked on my door
02:24:00
and he said, do you remember everything kicked in with the Marines, took over?
02:24:04
Yeah.
02:24:05
Why was she, quote well, hold on, what was that?
02:24:08
Did you see that?
02:24:10
Everything.
02:24:10
You know what the Marines, the Marines.
02:24:15
Whoopsies.
02:24:16
What the fuck?
02:24:17
Sam had stumbled upon something way down, and he was.
02:24:20
There's no reason to ever, ever.
02:24:22
The Marines ever, ever, ever, ever, ever do that.
02:24:26
Why would she?
02:24:28
Why would she do that?
02:24:30
Different videos.
02:24:30
These are two completely different videos.
02:24:33
The fuck?
02:24:34
See, I was poking holes saying the other guy seemed like it.
02:24:36
After all this ladies go in the Marines.
02:24:39
She didn't mean to do that, but she did it consciously.
02:24:42
She knows that they're potentially like.
02:24:46
Fuck starts a conversation like that.
02:24:49
This is a scripted show, but holy shit, what the fuck is that?
02:24:52
When everything kicked in, where the Marines take over?
02:24:55
Yeah, you know, after that.
02:24:56
So what's your message to him?
02:24:58
Her message to him is,
02:25:06
Wow. Dude.
02:25:08
Right. So,
02:25:12
he reads
02:25:14
it. You're blown away. I am too. Holy shit.
02:25:16
I didn't even see.
02:25:17
I didn't plan that to be there, but that just happened to be there.
02:25:20
So I know Gary is trying to stay awake
02:25:22
to watch his sandwich video, so let's do that before you go to YouTube.
02:25:28
And and
02:25:31
have a bumper.
02:25:33
Bring me a sandwich, guys. Okay.
02:25:35
We're out here.
02:25:38
Made that for me.
02:25:40
That's fucking delicious.
02:25:41
On a free ride in Europe.
02:25:44
I fucking love him. Not.
02:25:47
Oh, my God, look at those titties.
02:25:51
Fuck yeah!
02:25:53
Oh, my.
02:26:00
Oh, look at that.
02:26:02
Oh, wait.
02:26:06
Oh, I'm.
02:26:09
That brisket.
02:26:10
It's so hot.
02:26:14
I miss.
02:26:19
Fish.
02:26:20
What? I'm pretty well.
02:26:22
Oh. Mr..
02:26:29
I want to taste my best. You.
02:26:31
We should eat.
02:26:34
I'm doing.
02:26:37
Out of you.
02:26:38
Okay, now, out of the dress up to cut it.
02:26:42
And now it's a smushed sandwich.
02:26:45
That's Gary's sandwich video.
02:26:46
That's Gary making a sandwich.
02:26:49
She's gorgeous.
02:26:53
I love the smile.
02:26:54
Brilliant smile.
02:26:58
I'm the face of the franchise.
02:27:00
Snaggle tooth and all.
02:27:04
That's a great video, Gary.
02:27:05
We have another one.
02:27:06
Look like we have a couple other sandwich videos.
02:27:09
All kinds of stuff. Oh, me.
02:27:12
Join us over there, please.
02:27:15
So we're going.
02:27:17
That's where we should,
02:27:19
And I should grab another beer while I'm.
02:27:22
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude chocolate jabber speech jibber.
02:27:25
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02:27:31
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02:27:36
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02:27:38
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02:28:00
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02:28:02
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02:28:04
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02:28:20
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02:28:24
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02:28:27
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02:28:33
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02:28:34
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02:28:37
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While flags rants live.
02:29:03
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:29:04
let's get ready to.
02:29:12
Rumble!
02:29:12
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:29:14
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:29:18
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:29:21
What you gonna do?
02:29:24
Workshop?
02:29:24
I'm ready to run wild, brother.
02:29:29
What is it?
02:29:30
This.
02:29:32
Oh. My.
02:29:41
There's at least one good side to a succubus.
02:29:44
Give me you.
02:29:47
What is that? I.
02:29:51
I suck part you
02:29:56
or I?
02:30:00
Mine like cocaine.
02:30:01
Cobain. This.
02:30:02
The band itself doesn't get you what I like.
02:30:05
I'm not that much.
02:30:06
Just like a prick.
02:30:07
Want to take you there, Madonna?
02:30:09
Got that bomb.
02:30:10
You need to tell the band to set your section.
02:30:13
So good.
02:30:13
It's a nice look looking behind you.
02:30:16
Get down with the looks up to you.
02:30:18
Wonder what's up with you.
02:30:20
Rise up looking like the promised land.
02:30:22
Fuck your life.
02:30:24
You don't want.
02:30:30
I don't,
02:30:33
I gather.
02:30:38
You I
02:30:42
go, no,
02:30:44
no, you you're right. I'm.
02:30:50
I'm about to
02:30:53
look at my.
02:30:53
I'm about to go to fly.
02:30:56
I'm a block from down
02:30:59
time to a trigger.
02:31:01
I'm about to blow your mind.
02:31:03
Let's let the second coming.
02:31:04
Thank you, Mr. Magic. Fuck you. Right. Sexy drugs.
02:31:07
You need the best exercise you demons like holding.
02:31:10
Don't think so, because you don't know.
02:31:13
But you don't have to like the chassis you're facing the way to remain safe.
02:31:18
I didn't to my. Your picture.
02:31:20
I'm like you don't. This is the list.
02:31:24
I'm listening. This.
02:31:24
I never.
02:31:28
Got bad wordplay.
02:31:30
He's trying to him some effort.
02:31:33
Yo, I like the snake.
02:31:34
Love my humble dance.
02:31:40
Your mind.
02:31:41
Welcome to the track. And I'm about to go.
02:31:45
Okay.
02:31:46
My neck doesn't look at you, but it's all the shot.
02:31:50
It should be just a little bit.
02:31:53
But, you know, baby, you just got yourself a ticket to the freak show.
02:31:58
I go right back.
02:32:00
The real close.
02:32:02
That's what I like. Was gaming videos.
02:32:04
The one great know like.
02:32:08
This good rap,
02:32:10
I don't know I it looks good.
02:32:14
And she says she doesn't mind
02:32:17
with no contact coming right into the ball chick.
02:32:19
But now they want us to watch it.
02:32:22
The name is Gary, the bald chick,
02:32:28
You're right off of them.
02:32:31
Okay?
02:32:31
I'm not paying attention.
02:32:36
As you face what happened, I don't I didn't notice,
02:32:38
no, no, I okay, that would have been fucked up too much.
02:32:42
Yeah, I would have.
02:32:44
I would have walked away.
02:32:45
I would have quit right there in there.
02:32:47
Too much. So I've got my, I've got my rat.
02:32:51
You got a rap.
02:32:52
I got a rap.
02:32:55
Was in this house.
02:32:56
This was on this side of my pre seven days a week.
02:33:02
And Gucci make that week
02:33:06
Jesus come to you.
02:33:09
Listen.
02:33:10
Yeah you're telling with some
02:33:12
be in a mouth with the slick English.
02:33:16
Can you ever do that.
02:33:19
Just, beat it up, baby. Catch a torch.
02:33:21
It's your lord and it's your heart.
02:33:23
Put this cookie right in your face.
02:33:25
Set the nose like a credit card. Hop on top.
02:33:28
So, Cardi B, it's the one that took the.
02:33:32
I always thought she was like, kind of retarded.
02:33:35
I don't she's she's not a good rapper
02:33:39
in a general sense, but she's got like a unique voice, I guess.
02:33:42
But it's a retard like you do.
02:33:44
Yeah, it's her voice.
02:33:46
And you could do the B b so I.
02:33:50
I've never absorbed her outside of,
02:33:54
occasionally hearing her rap.
02:33:55
And that's my opinion of, of her rapping prowess and rapping ability.
02:33:59
And so this kind of ties into a, doubles up on
02:34:03
an, another, segment, which is wrestling.
02:34:07
So this weekend's SummerSlam and the big two day
02:34:10
event, the first ever two day SummerSlam.
02:34:13
Guess who gets to guess who the
02:34:17
host of SummerSlam is?
02:34:20
Hulk Hogan are using her song.
02:34:22
Yeah, I would have been
02:34:24
there using her song as the theme song.
02:34:27
Her new song, Step Outside, which she goes a step, the one Anderson.
02:34:31
Hey, let me keep guessing.
02:34:35
Sally.
02:34:35
Pardon Cardi B, miss Cardi B herself.
02:34:39
So again, I always just thought she was retarded.
02:34:47
Because there's no test.
02:34:49
Thinking somebody is retarded is enough.
02:34:51
You just need somebody help her up.
02:34:55
Top greatest female Grammy award winning Grammy award.
02:34:59
Diamond certified rapper certified from New York City.
02:35:03
City. Cardi.
02:35:06
She says she started out as a stripper,
02:35:09
and she would extort her
02:35:11
male mom and steal money from them.
02:35:14
And I think that's just because they do that to good.
02:35:18
They.
02:35:19
So here, this here is this glamorous woman woman that we're going to highlight.
02:35:23
There's a movie written about her and movies written about her.
02:35:27
Yeah. Right.
02:35:28
Yeah I know the chills are
02:35:31
those always based on a true story?
02:35:32
It's like eight miles written about Eminem.
02:35:34
It's like, no, it's not, it is, but it's not.
02:35:37
It's not. Well, right.
02:35:39
They call it artistic license. I'm fine.
02:35:42
No, can't see. Oh.
02:35:47
Who was it?
02:35:49
Who is it?
02:35:50
Who is it?
02:35:52
Was it
02:35:53
was it to the party?
02:35:56
I'm thinking. I'm trying to stop thinking.
02:35:59
It just doesn't cut it.
02:36:02
Yeah, so this isn't what matters at all.
02:36:04
So she gets to the ring and here we go.
02:36:07
Is that she going to wrestle?
02:36:10
No, she's just going to talk.
02:36:12
At least try to.
02:36:13
Who was good WWE universe.
02:36:18
She's not. She's from New York.
02:36:20
She's not foreign.
02:36:21
We are coming to it's Phillips dude.
02:36:23
She just had him expanded for the return of his biggest.
02:36:28
I gotta be really sure.
02:36:30
I'm excited.
02:36:31
Who's made a website? Webster.
02:36:34
Oh, remind that dude, I swear I heard a fucking detector
02:36:38
because tonight is the first time.
02:36:40
So day SummerSlam.
02:36:42
Yes.
02:36:46
I see rust, his mother.
02:36:48
She's probably drunk.
02:36:49
Dude, he's trying to emulate Joe.
02:36:54
Right.
02:36:54
Day SummerSlam. Yes.
02:36:56
Oh. Day. SummerSlam.
02:36:58
Yes. You always the question.
02:36:59
No big day. Understand any of what she's in.
02:37:02
Do we have any Logan Paul?
02:37:06
Anything I'm going to say is going to be tremendously racist.
02:37:09
I'm not.
02:37:10
What about Randy Orton?
02:37:13
I can't understand Randy Orton.
02:37:15
Hey, people are going to be talking about this better.
02:37:20
Well, don't don't don't mess up.
02:37:23
What the.
02:37:31
Cooper Cup of combat.
02:37:33
She's retarded.
02:37:34
Number one. Number two.
02:37:36
That's all she did.
02:37:39
And then we got her the first match of SummerSlam.
02:37:42
She she wasn't there the second night there, so it was two nights.
02:37:45
That was the first night.
02:37:47
She was nowhere to be seen.
02:37:48
The second night.
02:37:52
Oh, there like bail.
02:37:53
So ground Gronkowski.
02:37:55
He did the same thing like a handful of years ago.
02:37:59
It was like right after he retired.
02:38:01
He had multiple segments that he talked.
02:38:05
He was the same way.
02:38:06
He was like his tongue was too big for his mouth.
02:38:09
You could barely understand what he was saying and whatever,
02:38:11
whatever he was saying and entertaining nor relevant.
02:38:14
And it was just the most retarded.
02:38:16
What's the Roman like?
02:38:18
Maybe if they're very drunk, I don't know, maybe I would be.
02:38:22
Fuck it.
02:38:23
It's still man.
02:38:24
Come on, BLM dude.
02:38:25
What you got? Jamie? What do you need, man?
02:38:27
What's wrong with your vape?
02:38:28
I just want a hit, a Nikki. There's nicotine in.
02:38:30
What are you doing with a vape with no nicotine?
02:38:32
Just faking it.
02:38:33
Yeah, just trying to get. I used to do that for a little while.
02:38:36
It's fabulous.
02:38:37
When I transitioned off of, that once, I.
02:38:40
Oh, I was, I was 18.
02:38:42
It was like a great time.
02:38:45
I started, I scared like I was up on that shit.
02:38:48
And that goes back to Gibraltar Trade Center.
02:38:49
Oh, Lord, that dude saw that.
02:38:51
Leave you alone was the very fucking front end.
02:38:54
Got to get it.
02:38:54
Those nicotine vape pen I got to take out.
02:38:57
Oh, on the highs.
02:38:58
Never heard of it before.
02:38:59
And it was the fucking like oh thing. And I
02:39:04
got a vapor.
02:39:04
And you're still man. No.
02:39:06
So what what are these guys doing?
02:39:09
I honestly don't know.
02:39:13
Come on BLM dude, what you got?
02:39:15
Jamie? What do you need?
02:39:16
What's wrong with here?
02:39:17
I just want to hit a I don't know, he opens it.
02:39:19
I don't see what it is. Is there nicotine in it?
02:39:21
What do you do with the name? But no nicotine.
02:39:23
Just fake it. The vapes ignore the vape.
02:39:26
It's okay. Ignore. Ignore the vape.
02:39:29
Yeah, it's what he's taking out of the package.
02:39:30
Oh, I'm in words in Paris, baby, let's do this.
02:39:34
You feel.
02:39:34
Oh, it's when I was like, what song?
02:39:37
In a different Life when I was much younger.
02:39:41
What did they call it?
02:39:42
I forget what they called it, but it was this little thing
02:39:44
you dropped in there, and after a while it would dissolve,
02:39:46
but you just opened it up and took a big whiff of. It was really.
02:39:51
Alka-Seltzer.
02:39:52
Definitely not a roofie.
02:39:54
I'll think of it.
02:39:56
I will think of it.
02:39:56
Let me get it. Get it?
02:39:58
Oh, Lord.
02:40:04
No. No.
02:40:06
Definitely not. Quaalude.
02:40:07
Those are all ingestible things.
02:40:11
Okay.
02:40:16
All right.
02:40:17
Yeah. So,
02:40:19
we didn't talk about SummerSlam at all to two day event?
02:40:23
No, we didn't.
02:40:26
It's all right.
02:40:26
It was all right.
02:40:29
It's,
02:40:31
The John Cena thing is confusing
02:40:32
because they're kind of just Cody one, which he shouldn't have.
02:40:36
And so now it's back to boring Cody.
02:40:38
But you shouldn't have.
02:40:41
John Cena's teasing that he was going back to,
02:40:49
Going back to, where's the clip here.
02:40:54
It'll they'll change it next time.
02:40:55
It looks like he's going back to being a babyface again. But,
02:41:00
this was teased weeks ago in a clip that at the time,
02:41:03
the kid was a guest on the show at the time.
02:41:06
And, you played a clip that was placed in that had a fake
02:41:10
Brock Lesnar clip spliced in.
02:41:12
And at the time, I actually thought it was real.
02:41:13
And then when I watch it back, I go, oh no,
02:41:15
this is like totally, terribly spliced in.
02:41:17
But, John Cena, not last night.
02:41:23
So the first time since the being implicated
02:41:26
in the events of man lawsuit and the allegations of him
02:41:31
and some of the, passing, the women am going
02:41:36
taking whatever need took today
02:41:39
he is back up, but based as well.
02:41:42
All he does is come up with some Brock Lesnar.
02:41:49
That comes to the ring.
02:41:55
Serves for a long time.
02:41:58
Jumps in the one.
02:42:00
Doesn't get into the ring quickly.
02:42:01
Yes, go and as soon as I move Lesnar is finishing the shot.
02:42:06
And then that means that John Cena and Brock Lesnar are going to finish,
02:42:10
John Cena's career as a wrestler.
02:42:14
John Cena has got four months left.
02:42:15
I think, he was going from WrestleMania to WrestleMania.
02:42:19
He held the title.
02:42:20
He did this very weird heel run that wasn't very well booked.
02:42:25
And so then they're going to bring Bryan to a heel toe run, not a heel run.
02:42:29
The significance of Brock Lesnar is that these both these guys both came
02:42:33
up, in what is what is f CW
02:42:37
which is it was at the time with their developmental,
02:42:40
and so they kind of came up together along with Randy Orton as well,
02:42:44
came up together as, whatever wrestlers
02:42:49
and learned from the same school of people at the same time.
02:42:54
And so, I think that's part of this
02:42:56
that he wants to maybe go out with someone that he came in with.
02:43:00
And that's kind of lame because,
02:43:02
that means John Cena is going to be a face, babyface again,
02:43:06
and it's just going to go back to regular boring babyface John Cena,
02:43:10
and that's fine if he wants to end that way.
02:43:12
But they should have done much better.
02:43:13
They should have been done better justice. To his heel run.
02:43:16
His heel run was just a fart in church.
02:43:19
It was bad. It was badly booked badly.
02:43:21
And that's probably why they're steering far away from it.
02:43:25
A lot of it has to do with backstage politics with the Rock.
02:43:27
I've mentioned that before.
02:43:28
Where supposedly the Rock, wanted to do
02:43:32
stuff with Roman and have Roman angles, and triple H is pushing for Cody.
02:43:36
And so the Roman had you, the Rock was involved.
02:43:39
And then when they swayed to the Cody angles and what triple
02:43:43
H wanted, the rock just kind of stepped away.
02:43:45
And the Rock has been absent.
02:43:47
Rock, actually, the I podcast I listen to,
02:43:50
I don't pay attention to it, but, you can look on Twitter.
02:43:54
On Twitter, you would think a guy who has a large
02:43:57
shareholder of the, of the company and is also on the board of directors,
02:44:01
would at least promote the product in some form or fashion in the last
02:44:05
however many months, he hasn't said a single word or promoted
02:44:08
a single thing about the WWE on social media or publicly.
02:44:13
So it is, quite interesting that,
02:44:16
can I ask a wrestling question, how do you feel about Hulk Hogan actually
02:44:20
being one that's battled to the to the company about starting a
02:44:25
union with,
02:44:26
what's his name but Jesse the Body Ventura?
02:44:29
Jesse. Yeah, yeah, that I learned that.
02:44:32
Yeah. I mean, whatever.
02:44:34
Back then, it was the people criticize
02:44:37
Hogan for being,
02:44:40
vicious in that sense.
02:44:42
But he was a businessman.
02:44:43
He was very much about making money.
02:44:46
And so if he could make money, he would like.
02:44:49
It's a it's a untraditional profession.
02:44:51
And so you can garner your own worth based on what you feel your worth.
02:44:57
And so if you feel like you can push certain shit, then you can you should
02:45:02
take advantage of that, I guess.
02:45:03
But the whole story there was Jesse the Body Ventura was pushing for that.
02:45:09
And Vincent man was kind of challenging it,
02:45:11
but he was ready to take the next step and get a bunch of wrestlers to sign.
02:45:15
And then Jesse had gotten the, side
02:45:19
role in a
02:45:20
movie, and that launched him into John, which then he got
02:45:24
a SAG, the sag, after after a after after a while.
02:45:28
Jesse tells the story that he wrote in an elevator with the NFL
02:45:32
Players Association union rep.
02:45:35
I can't remember the guy, the player from Oakland.
02:45:37
Oh, and he convinced and he said, you guys need a union.
02:45:41
And that's what he was like, no shit.
02:45:43
And that's what
02:45:45
you travel a lot, right?
02:45:48
Yeah.
02:45:49
You get upset at like circle K people for being pleasant
02:45:53
and you get upset for people for taking the time or not doing their job.
02:45:56
Exactly.
02:45:57
I definitely want your feedback of how this lady handled this particular
02:46:00
interaction at this, Holiday Inn Express.
02:46:04
Black man who didn't, well, you know, give me a call, black man.
02:46:08
Give me a call.
02:46:10
I'll give you $300.
02:46:12
Black man. Black.
02:46:14
Did you call the child the nigga all black, man.
02:46:17
No one fucking wants that little kid.
02:46:22
Come on.
02:46:22
So that gives you the right to call the child five year old N-word.
02:46:28
You know, that's a hate speech. Wow.
02:46:30
She naked?
02:46:31
You know what your name is, nigger?
02:46:35
What? She's hair.
02:46:37
What happened?
02:46:38
I had no idea this went on this long.
02:46:40
So this is a this is, like, a bit much.
02:46:41
There.
02:46:44
But, like, you just, you know, good luck.
02:46:46
Indian. Okay, so.
02:46:49
Oh, check it out. Which one is it?
02:46:52
Check it out.
02:46:53
Watch him.
02:46:53
He's a white guy.
02:46:58
Is he white?
02:47:00
Let him be updated.
02:47:03
Two. Just in case I lose one.
02:47:05
Yes. To this, let him tell me with the signature that it says yes.
02:47:09
Yeah. No, it's not him.
02:47:11
But what is it there? Well, it could be him for.
02:47:14
I know it could be him. Fuck.
02:47:15
Is this the replacing at La Quinta?
02:47:17
The replacing the hotel desk clerk with these things.
02:47:21
And it's just a guy working in India so he can do a bunch of hotels at once,
02:47:25
using whatever I digitally check in anyway because I don't want to fuck.
02:47:29
So there you go.
02:47:30
That's.
02:47:30
I was going to ask you that you're prodding questions about fucking attire
02:47:33
that I'm wearing or how fucking tall I am or what, what I'm doing in town.
02:47:38
I fucking hate when the front desk people go, oh, which boy?
02:47:40
What do you do in a town? It's like none of your business.
02:47:42
I like I I've, you know, dating my girlfriend.
02:47:45
You know, you check in the hotels at, you know, late hour because, you know, but.
02:47:49
Oh, what do you guys do?
02:47:50
You know, it's like, oh, yeah, I'm going to go to fuck
02:47:52
and we're going to leave before we even sleep here tonight.
02:47:53
See, you know, I mean, like, what do you like what?
02:47:57
Leave me alone. It's none of your business. No.
02:48:01
So you'd.
02:48:02
You would just skip.
02:48:04
Yeah. I check in with you. Checking? Yeah. I fucking hate.
02:48:06
Occasionally they make sure I either it's the hotel specifically
02:48:10
or I think it's just maybe random checks, but you'll try to check in
02:48:14
digitally with the app and it'll go, no, no, you need to go to the front desk.
02:48:18
And it's like, so you go to the front desk and I'm like, yeah.
02:48:20
The like, oh, it's it shows that you already checked in.
02:48:22
And I go, yeah, I try to check in with the app,
02:48:23
but I said, I need to go to the front desk because you're reminding me
02:48:26
at this very moment that I did not check out
02:48:31
of my hotel, check out as long as the date,
02:48:33
as long as the date ending date is the correct date.
02:48:36
But I don't know that I told you as long as I just leave by 11 or whatever.
02:48:41
I told you the story about the rental car.
02:48:43
I dropped it off and they said I didn't drop it off.
02:48:46
And it was like days later and there is no one said anything.
02:48:49
And then they send me
02:48:49
a fucking bill, like a week later for a fucking week of fucking.
02:48:52
And it's like, what do you, what do you do?
02:48:54
They like, oh wait, sorry. You're right. We found it. It was check.
02:48:57
They sent me a U.S mail in the U.S mail.
02:49:00
I'm like, why didn't you try to contact me by phone?
02:49:02
Email?
02:49:03
Because if they're collecting a debt they have to send it through U.S mail.
02:49:06
I rented a car the very next week.
02:49:08
You think that that doesn't matter.
02:49:10
Hey, you know, you know you've got a rental car in fucking, Texas right now.
02:49:13
Like. Like you're in here in, fucking North Dakota.
02:49:17
The. Did you know that?
02:49:18
Like, I'm just curious because, you know, whatever.
02:49:20
I just want to make sure that you knew that that was.
02:49:22
They don't want to lose a dollar or, you know,
02:49:24
they're not going to put your hold or not challenge it.
02:49:26
And I bitched about it, and I bitch about it, and I bet you about it.
02:49:28
I fucking I made it a point to because, you know, I live my life
02:49:33
fucking is to inform me what I'm once they're not to.
02:49:36
I'm one step away from just having a body cam
02:49:39
all the time to prove I'm like, I take pictures every time I do anything.
02:49:41
I'm like.
02:49:43
Like, you know. Oh, really?
02:49:44
It was what? And I'm like, here you go.
02:49:46
I told you about the Delta issue with the bathroom.
02:49:48
Right? Where the fucking lady, the gay guy.
02:49:51
Guy in the lady, like, teamed up on me. Kind of.
02:49:53
And the lady almost like it was almost insinuating that I was yelling, I wasn't.
02:49:56
Hold on.
02:49:57
So the gay guy in a lady teamed up on you?
02:49:59
Yeah. I was trying to fucking go to the bathroom.
02:50:01
Like I felt like we were taking off forever.
02:50:02
We were already, like, 40 minutes into the flight
02:50:04
and the seatbelt light was on, and I've gone up to the
02:50:07
and went to the bathroom during takeoff before,
02:50:10
I've also been on a previous flight not that long before prior
02:50:15
that this lady had like she was a she, I had gotten upgraded to, first class,
02:50:21
and so and so normally in comfort.
02:50:24
Plus when they come around for drinks, what I get upgraded to comfort.
02:50:27
Plus when they come around for drinks on the plane is, I'm taking off.
02:50:32
Or after the plane takes off, I can get two beers out of them for free
02:50:36
at one time because they only come around for drinks one time for comfort.
02:50:39
Plus, in first class they give you the initial drinks and the other beers.
02:50:43
You can give me no take off, I said, yeah, can I get two?
02:50:47
And she looks at me and she goes, she her eyebrows.
02:50:49
Me. They go down, she goes, no.
02:50:52
And I'm like.
02:50:53
And I'm like, okay. I'm like, it was just a question.
02:50:55
I go, you could just say, no, you don't have to be like.
02:50:59
And she started walking away.
02:51:00
I'm like, well, you have to be mean about it.
02:51:03
I'm like, what the hell was that? So.
02:51:07
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
02:51:09
So she, like, subtly redeemed herself.
02:51:13
But, that's kind of stuck with me.
02:51:15
But when we were during during takeoff, she locked the fucking bathroom
02:51:19
and there were people that went up to it and tried to open it.
02:51:21
And she's like, she's like, fucking Nazi in this shit.
02:51:25
And so this particular bathroom
02:51:27
pass from her, she's a she was waiting, I was waiting, I was waiting.
02:51:31
And so I got upgraded to first class on this flight.
02:51:34
I was front row first class.
02:51:35
I was right fucking there from the woman.
02:51:38
By the way.
02:51:40
I get up to go to the bathroom
02:51:42
and I ask because they're right there and I go, hey, can I use the bathroom?
02:51:47
And the guy that's sitting there who's a flamboyantly male goes, no!
02:51:52
And I'm like, oh, okay.
02:51:54
So I turn around, I go back to my seat.
02:51:56
And so I'm like sitting there and like five minutes
02:51:58
passed right in the fucking aisle floor right there.
02:52:00
And I'm wondering that I kind of go,
02:52:02
I go, well, what happens if I actually have to pee?
02:52:03
Like what happens if I really have to go that bad?
02:52:05
I don't, but what if I did?
02:52:07
You know, what am I supposed to do? Never mind.
02:52:09
Was there no time we were landing or taking off or getting into a table
02:52:12
and we supposed to get up? We were. We were like 40 minutes into takeoff.
02:52:14
I don't know why the seatbelt sign wasn't off yet.
02:52:16
Honestly.
02:52:17
Turbulence. I don't get it.
02:52:19
But they were selling jump seats.
02:52:20
I don't know, but first timer.
02:52:22
So five minutes go by a dude from like four
02:52:26
rows behind me or five rows behind me comes up, disappears,
02:52:31
and I'm like, okay, did he go to the bathroom?
02:52:34
He must passed the riddle.
02:52:35
He he he knew the the answer.
02:52:38
He just he just went right.
02:52:41
So that's no mistake, does it?
02:52:43
Another person does it.
02:52:44
So so up and I go, excuse me, I go, you know, there was two people.
02:52:48
I went to the bathroom.
02:52:48
I just had come up here and asked you about you.
02:52:51
You told me no, you asked.
02:52:54
So they're essentially what I got to.
02:52:56
But they didn't even want to agree to that.
02:52:58
They didn't even want to agree to that.
02:53:00
And it was weird because it it
02:53:04
they were just trying to it was weird.
02:53:06
It was very odd.
02:53:07
And I was like trying not to push buttons because I knew what,
02:53:10
what game was being played, in my opinion.
02:53:12
Right.
02:53:13
You've all seen, you know, online video like it's just they're
02:53:16
they're trying to get upset.
02:53:18
Stop being uncool.
02:53:20
You're being uncooperative.
02:53:21
The the pilot has every right to land the plane.
02:53:24
If you don't, sir, why are you resisting?
02:53:28
So no, not in that.
02:53:30
Not in that sense.
02:53:30
But it was it was. Go in there, dude.
02:53:33
So initially I'm just like, well I go, well you told me no.
02:53:36
And I goes, oh, I didn't, I didn't tell you no.
02:53:39
And I go, yes you did.
02:53:41
I'm like, you told me specifically, no, I didn't tell you. No.
02:53:45
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:53:48
So I don't take no orders from the woman.
02:53:50
By the way, he didn't have. By the way, I don't take no,
02:53:54
I don't I tend to overtake
02:53:55
people sometimes in those situations in a lot of situations.
02:53:58
But I know he did, and I'm in the moment
02:54:01
especially, you know, if I've had a few in me like, yeah,
02:54:05
well they gave you see, that's why so seems women see like that too though.
02:54:08
No, no, no you that one.
02:54:10
Hello, my name is Doctor Green Thumb.
02:54:12
So the woman that's sitting next to him who's,
02:54:16
darker skin than both of us, but not as flamboyant, as the male that's
02:54:22
sitting down, which is not as feminine as the male, which is.
02:54:25
I don't know what you mean.
02:54:27
Me neither.
02:54:28
But, so she goes, do you?
02:54:30
She was very nice.
02:54:32
And she goes, do you mind if I chime in?
02:54:34
And I go, no, because I honestly, I just want an answer.
02:54:37
I just want like, a perspective, that's all.
02:54:39
Just give me a reason why.
02:54:41
Just get up and go to the bathroom to everybody else's suit.
02:54:44
And like, was I made a mistake or, you know, sorry,
02:54:48
whatever.
02:54:49
What if they live in a world where they can't allow you
02:54:51
to go to the bathroom, and they also can't stop you?
02:54:55
So I go, yeah, I go, I wouldn't mind a third opinion, you know?
02:54:59
Yeah. Go ahead. Because I'm not saying I'm right.
02:55:01
And I'm not saying he's right or wrong. You know what I mean? Like please.
02:55:04
And so she starts obviously chiming in for his side.
02:55:08
She's like, you got to be kidding me, sir.
02:55:10
Just go to the bathroom. Then you're like, thank you. And then you go.
02:55:12
And so she know,
02:55:14
because I don't know if I'm supposed to go to the fucking bathroom yet or not.
02:55:18
You give me to you do two other people just went that that set precedent.
02:55:23
Oh, so so no, I went to the bathroom.
02:55:25
Didn't Gary didn't bring that one up.
02:55:27
That's the president looked up and then I went to the bathroom after, I think.
02:55:31
But so it was just a and she started to go, sir, you don't need to yell.
02:55:36
She started saying I was yelling. Yeah.
02:55:38
I'm like, just stop resisting, dude.
02:55:41
Dude, this what are you saying that I was like, oh, I'm disruptive
02:55:46
and all that takes is their opinion versus mine.
02:55:51
Again, leads back to it was you need this thing.
02:55:54
And I'm like, well, I need to be calm.
02:55:55
I've been talking in a in a lower toned voice than both of you.
02:55:59
I, I, I've never once yelled.
02:56:01
And so I was challenging that.
02:56:03
And I got a my voice is not raised I go, I go, my voice is actually blocked
02:56:07
I go, you can hear it in the tonality.
02:56:09
This is the same way I've been talking the entire time.
02:56:12
And and she goes, well, okay, well we can talk about this later.
02:56:15
We can talk about this later.
02:56:16
And so I go back and I said, I, I go piss, I go back and I sit down.
02:56:20
And when they do the drink, she kind of comes around and she's like, you know.
02:56:24
So she obviously looks up my, my flight status and shit.
02:56:27
Right?
02:56:27
She goes, you know, I see that you fly with us quite often and, you know, you.
02:56:33
And so she was she she never necessarily apologized.
02:56:36
You never said anything.
02:56:37
And I said the entire time I go, if the instance was,
02:56:40
you would rather not have people get up and go to the bathroom
02:56:44
and I the reason is that I asked and you said no.
02:56:48
And so I sat back down and the next people just decided to blow past you.
02:56:52
And you would prefer that, but you're not going to get up and go,
02:56:54
no, no, no, no, I go, I would understand that. I go with you.
02:56:57
And I told them that multiple times at
02:57:00
not at one point did they go, yeah, okay.
02:57:03
Yeah. I gave them an out and they didn't take it.
02:57:06
You're muted I gave them an out and they did not even take it
02:57:10
I sir sir we we don't have to explain our unrest.
02:57:13
She would make unreasonable two year right.
02:57:17
Exactly. I agree.
02:57:21
Unreasonable stupidest fucking thing you do.
02:57:23
You realize that you are asking for
02:57:26
a reasonable explanation for an unreasonable situation
02:57:29
from a human being perspective, just from an unreasonable human being.
02:57:34
We're not supposed to like.
02:57:36
We're told to not
02:57:37
let people go to the bathroom, but we're not going to force you.
02:57:39
You out?
02:57:40
Yes, unfortunately, I think I nailed it.
02:57:42
Yeah, because the other people went to the bathroom.
02:57:44
Just tell me that.
02:57:45
And I'm in that exact those.
02:57:48
I'm not allowed to tell you them.
02:57:50
I'm not allowed to tell you that I'm not.
02:57:52
Even if I was even if I even if I was allowed to tell you that
02:57:55
I have no obligation or responsibility, am I free?
02:57:59
That is. That's what I would say.
02:58:03
Is do you need anything?
02:58:04
I even agreeing to you?
02:58:05
They might think that they're liable for something then.
02:58:08
No, no, I'm just a stubborn prick like you.
02:58:10
And perspective.
02:58:10
I just want you to realize it's
02:58:12
somebody might just be more of a stubborn prick than you.
02:58:15
I make mistakes all the time, right?
02:58:17
And as long as they bow down and admit it to you, we can never.
02:58:20
All the things I do trainings for what I do.
02:58:23
Like what?
02:58:24
Most of the time when I'm training, I'm shitting on myself.
02:58:27
I am very self-deprecating.
02:58:29
That's not a good way.
02:58:30
I do it to disarm myself to my customers.
02:58:32
Also, when it comes to learning what I'm trying to teach them, it becomes, yeah,
02:58:38
but you should use that to disarm like first graders and second graders.
02:58:41
Your clients are going to be like, this guy's a buffoon. I don't trust him.
02:58:43
We need a new fucking. I'm very thorough and very efficient.
02:58:45
The problem is, is I don't want.
02:58:47
Eventually you'll have time to prove that.
02:58:48
But that at that impression is like,
02:58:50
I don't want them to feel like what they're learning is overwhelming,
02:58:53
even though what they're learning is very overwhelming.
02:58:56
I'm overwhelmed.
02:58:58
More. I'm underwhelmed.
02:58:59
Doomsday discuss the crass single, of this stuff.
02:59:05
I'm surprised that rainbow colored would that would hurt somebody if it is legal.
02:59:09
Who made it?
02:59:11
He said it was a doomsday discourse.
02:59:13
No doomsday. It's crazy. It rolls.
02:59:16
Yeah, of course it.
02:59:18
Right. It's it's called momentum.
02:59:20
It lifts up. This is what's crazy.
02:59:22
It drops like a fucking piece of cheese.
02:59:24
If it's.
02:59:27
Oh, wow. Yeah.
02:59:28
What is that?
02:59:29
It's got a short drive.
02:59:31
Are they're trying hard to throw it this way.
02:59:33
It is the oxymoron from doomsday disks.
02:59:37
Okay, I like the name.
02:59:38
I didn't realize the name. It's not square.
02:59:40
It's actually slightly.
02:59:41
Yeah.
02:59:43
Yeah, it is square.
02:59:44
Like very.
02:59:46
Yes. And combine them into one.
02:59:49
Well, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
02:59:50
I'm going to cut each of these in half, take one half from each
02:59:53
and combine them in the middle to make it easier to do that.
02:59:56
Two different flight characteristics.
02:59:58
But I'm gonna say
02:59:59
is vandal and a fellow dynamic this that both fly completely different.
03:00:02
This one's very unstable. This one's quite over stable.
03:00:05
So what's it going to do once they become a singular game?
03:00:08
It's going first on the second fucking half.
03:00:11
Somehow
03:00:13
the. Yeah, that's fucking loud.
03:00:16
Is he implying, is he implying that you supposed to cut with a bandsaw.
03:00:21
You're going to like have this shitty jagged cut?
03:00:23
We're supposed to question that and it's going to be on its center too.
03:00:27
It's certainly not going to somehow fuze both characteristics of the disc.
03:00:31
How big is that disc?
03:00:32
Because look at his hand.
03:00:35
He's a giant man, right?
03:00:38
Seriously,
03:00:40
is that a mini disc?
03:00:43
Or is it just the perspective of the camera?
03:00:47
It's going to throw off center, it's going to wobble and be really terrible.
03:00:51
I let a couple of things in tune with the music for a second.
03:00:54
Is he going to make two of one of them now?
03:00:56
I hope he makes some cell now.
03:00:59
It's kind of a waste not to make two to.
03:01:01
Combining these two paths reminds me of my unmatched pairs of songs
03:01:04
like uneven you're well, a poxy and Duct tape and get it to.
03:01:08
It's no way you're going to have like, we even have to throw, you know,
03:01:11
like it's you because you going to have more than one disc.
03:01:14
Wait, he's going to tape it. Two.
03:01:16
Look at that play nicely.
03:01:18
We're just going to fortify it with more duct tape in this office again.
03:01:22
And why don't you just use duct fortify it with duct tape supplies?
03:01:26
Or if you just. Oh, he's doing it with duct tape.
03:01:28
It all. Yeah. Because he knows.
03:01:29
May I suggest that the duct tape is going to change
03:01:32
the characteristics of the two discs more than the fusion of the two disc.
03:01:39
What?
03:01:39
The inside.
03:01:40
And throw it flat. All.
03:01:45
Yeah.
03:01:45
If you rotate something over my wildest dreams even, it's actually
03:01:50
unstable. This together.
03:01:51
What if it'll fly if it's flat?
03:01:53
Never in my wildest dreams that I would question that.
03:01:55
All this nonsense about this being different is actually a thing.
03:01:59
Oh my God, maybe where I go, he's wearing a very brand
03:02:02
new Nike blue shirt that he doesn't even wrinkle it.
03:02:05
No, it's all fucking wrinkly, I know. Yeah, it's awesome.
03:02:08
This guy is not a cop.
03:02:09
Yeah, he's he still has his fucking flies in.
03:02:12
He's in training to be a cop because his live strong.
03:02:16
I'm in the middle.
03:02:17
But it literally just this my mind is blown right now I have chills.
03:02:21
Our disk is intact.
03:02:21
What is yours? Why?
03:02:25
It doesn't take me to say this like between a felon in a van.
03:02:28
Also, if you're looking for the perfect combination.
03:02:29
All right. Can you explain that?
03:02:31
Because I don't know that one handle is with duct tape.
03:02:35
To me, between a felon and a vandal would be burglar or,
03:02:39
disturbing the peace?
03:02:41
No. A felon in the vandal, that'd be burglars.
03:02:44
There's like little is a those little like, sly joke.
03:02:46
There.
03:02:48
No I don't those two names of this city just make that up.
03:02:51
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
03:02:52
He chose the purpose.
03:02:57
So there's no discord.
03:02:58
A felon and a vandal.
03:03:00
Those are the two discs that he put paste together.
03:03:02
One was a felon and one was a vandal.
03:03:06
Am I wrong?
03:03:08
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He did it.
03:03:10
Yeah. See, I can see that's a.
03:03:12
Oh because of the for the joke ring.
03:03:14
Yeah. What I'm asking.
03:03:15
Forget the lame joke. It's a brilliant joke.
03:03:18
Yak yak yak yak.
03:03:19
Do you know the characteristics of a felon or vandal?
03:03:22
Probably.
03:03:23
You just explained them prior to cutting them in half.
03:03:26
I should have been paying attention in.
03:03:28
He said the one was stable. The
03:03:31
chances that it is stable
03:03:35
over stable means it's going to turn
03:03:38
traditionally the opposite way.
03:03:41
You could totally make that up.
03:03:42
All right.
03:03:44
You're looking for the perfect combination of two disc.
03:03:46
Just cut it in half and glue them together.
03:03:49
Yeah, yeah.
03:03:50
That's all you need to do.
03:03:51
You might have to get a lawyer.
03:03:54
What does that mean?
03:03:55
He used duct tape without legal right consult trademark.
03:04:01
Right.
03:04:02
Maybe because it's the duct tape.
03:04:03
Did he use a tie up?
03:04:04
The woman would go on for every job.
03:04:07
Where have, to go to crack cocaine?
03:04:12
You know, it's not funny, you know?
03:04:14
So saying somebody like somebody like, hey, what's going on here?
03:04:19
We're going to snort some blow
03:04:23
up to five hooker.
03:04:25
And you're like, no,
03:04:28
no. I think funny thing over the past,
03:04:31
this guy is actually super, super, super smart.
03:04:34
Like brilliantly smart.
03:04:36
I don't mean with his marketing, I mean outside of this life.
03:04:39
No, with his marketing. Yeah. With his.
03:04:41
No, no, not his marketing.
03:04:42
I mean, he's like, is way better than his comedy.
03:04:45
He's a brilliant teacher because I'm sure he gets to say,
03:04:48
like, his marketing is amazing, his comedy, not so much.
03:04:51
So again, a lot of his stuff, when he's like,
03:04:53
look at the sky is the clouds due to do, he sounds a little special.
03:04:57
His marketing outside the wall?
03:04:59
Sure. I don't think his comedy is better.
03:05:02
I think I'd rather just have some celery,
03:05:07
like I've got celery right there.
03:05:08
We'll it now, but I've got some, Swedish meatballs.
03:05:11
That's that's beer that I'm Irish, you know,
03:05:15
pretty endorsed arts refer.
03:05:18
I got one more sandwich.
03:05:21
What kind of sandwich?
03:05:24
Give me me a sandwich.
03:05:25
Guys, we're out here.
03:05:29
Made that for me.
03:05:32
That's fucking delicious.
03:05:32
Not a fucking idea.
03:05:34
Oh, you fucking love him.
03:05:35
That.
03:05:38
Am I hungry?
03:05:39
Do I want me to make me a sandwich?
03:05:42
That was a weird,
03:05:45
breath.
03:05:45
I made this from scratch.
03:05:47
I've only got a couple heels left, but,
03:05:53
This is really good stuff.
03:05:55
It just, takes a couple heals.
03:05:57
I miss this guy.
03:05:58
Oh, Mr.
03:06:00
potatoes down here.
03:06:02
And,
03:06:05
Well, we're waiting for that.
03:06:06
I tried to do this segment earlier,
03:06:11
using a different recording.
03:06:14
The same toaster he brought in the bath
03:06:17
because he couldn't stand his wife anymore.
03:06:18
Wait, what did I say?
03:06:19
I'm hungry. Want me to know?
03:06:21
I apologize to everyone.
03:06:25
So he just referred to a time where he tried to make it with a different app
03:06:28
and a different camera, and it didn't work. Well.
03:06:31
But did he change?
03:06:33
He uses.
03:06:34
It's a it's a, it's a flashback
03:06:37
scene inside of a scene.
03:06:38
You did the city to do it yesterday.
03:06:41
No, I yeah, I just switched over to it.
03:06:45
This is the first attempt of sandwich
03:06:47
recording.
03:06:51
You wait.
03:06:52
Oh, fuck. What is it?
03:06:53
Yeah. What is that? Cat food.
03:06:56
Tuna fish. Oh. It's tuna.
03:06:57
I don't know, it's good though, because it's salmon fish.
03:07:02
It's like pink, though.
03:07:04
And it didn't tuna.
03:07:06
Right. So,
03:07:08
it didn't turn out like one slice in there.
03:07:11
I see shimmy over there.
03:07:13
Oh. She's waiting.
03:07:14
I, I think that's the only thing that came through on the,
03:07:18
the dog smells the food. I was like, what do you got?
03:07:21
Oh, you watch that a little later.
03:07:22
That was a tuna fish
03:07:25
sandwich.
03:07:27
I made I put the bacon in there.
03:07:30
Dogs are like, celery chop some onions.
03:07:33
Salt, pepper.
03:07:38
Garlic, onion powder.
03:07:42
Two different kinds of chili powder and, powder.
03:07:46
And I ate it and it turned out great.
03:07:48
Pepper was chili powder or chili pepper powder.
03:07:50
I've got my my knife, my cutting board.
03:07:52
No, don't do it as well.
03:07:54
Hold on. Wait.
03:07:54
Very close to the one I'm doing.
03:07:57
What?
03:07:57
Why did you take a knife off the other just got, like, actual work.
03:08:00
You do? In fact, your knife that you buy from me as well.
03:08:02
He needs to cut that.
03:08:04
Oh, this one's a heel to you.
03:08:07
Oh, no.
03:08:08
We're good.
03:08:09
Yeah, a couple of slices here.
03:08:10
So when that, toast is done, we'll have just cuts that one.
03:08:15
Well, because, the stores want to help themselves to what I'm doing here.
03:08:20
But you don't get one.
03:08:22
You get the one you think you put it.
03:08:24
Oh, okay. So they're helping.
03:08:27
So I have to keep everything in the count.
03:08:29
And black dog, like the bacon is up here.
03:08:33
Brady didn't like where the, Did you call the child the nigger?
03:08:36
What kind of looks like he's masturbating?
03:08:40
I was gonna be sitting up right now.
03:08:42
Okay, look at last week's video, master.
03:08:45
Kermit.
03:08:45
Kermit was like an individual, masterfully.
03:08:49
And now he's sitting there like he's boy stuff.
03:08:51
He definitely looks like he's masturbating last week.
03:08:54
It looks like he's giving head.
03:08:55
This is like the balls.
03:08:57
Do dogs have balls?
03:08:58
Does this do his dogs or does?
03:09:00
I'm not the person to ask, I don't know do it.
03:09:04
If I had some form of.
03:09:05
I have never worked
03:09:07
this, this could go a lot further, but I don't proctologist what it say?
03:09:12
Wait. Hold on.
03:09:13
This may go horribly bad and the best segment ever is he's sitting in a
03:09:18
tub of water.
03:09:20
I hope so, God, I hope so.
03:09:22
Okay, so you're that there.
03:09:25
My wife is laying in a tub of water. I don't know how to get the other piece.
03:09:28
I just off camera below him where he's looking.
03:09:31
There we go.
03:09:32
Oh, do other pieces in. Oh.
03:09:37
All right, stick them in gear.
03:09:39
So, Argento. Fuck, yeah.
03:09:40
This Sargento thin slice.
03:09:42
Sargento, not Sargento, was.
03:09:47
All. Put that right on our heels.
03:09:51
Wait, you said it's an S, not an E.
03:09:53
Well, that's Sargento, as you said.
03:09:56
Surgeon data on top there.
03:09:59
Like you mean, not in a.
03:10:00
That's like half a sandwich. Oh, mustard.
03:10:03
Oh, no no no no.
03:10:07
Gross mustard.
03:10:08
So gross. Right on. Testing to stains. Shit.
03:10:12
What else do we have here?
03:10:13
Oh my God.
03:10:13
Yes. Those slimy.
03:10:17
Why would you put the mustard in between the top?
03:10:20
That rotisserie chicken
03:10:22
and between the a line?
03:10:24
This up just right. Oh,
03:10:28
like the people at subway?
03:10:30
Just right.
03:10:31
And then we'll fix on those bacon.
03:10:32
Good job.
03:10:33
They just clear like,
03:10:37
is that a pocket or is that a few moments later.
03:10:41
And then throw this right on top of the bacon bang.
03:10:46
Perfect. There you go.
03:10:48
Oh he's got a small no no.
03:10:49
There you go, dude. No no no. There you go.
03:10:52
Oh he missed out on an opportunity to cut it in half.
03:10:55
Now we're doing another one the inside side profile.
03:11:00
And then he hang in there on a plate.
03:11:02
Hang in there.
03:11:03
Fortunately it's been toasting this whole time.
03:11:07
Do a sexy little dance.
03:11:08
Remember that was just a filler sandwich.
03:11:12
He needed the heels to be toasting this.
03:11:14
Ready?
03:11:14
This is the regular slight slice that this is a sandwich.
03:11:18
He's doing a second. Save that.
03:11:20
Now he's doing the first sandwich.
03:11:22
Now on the enthusiasm.
03:11:25
What was your what's your what's your back?
03:11:26
You just made the same I just want to make it same. Right.
03:11:29
That was the Phillips sandwich. Well, the toast to the heat.
03:11:31
This was toasting a good homemade bread.
03:11:33
She should be eating it right now.
03:11:35
He's making now.
03:11:36
I think the dogs are eating it.
03:11:38
Probably. Yeah. Four slices.
03:11:40
I guess. What the dog does
03:11:42
seem like they'll give it to the dogs, because that shit's gross.
03:11:46
None of this should be a surprise to, you know, boys,
03:11:49
I just bought these dogs of the southwest, right?
03:11:53
I just bought onion rolls and shaved roast beef and some really good cheese.
03:11:59
I'm going to make my own beef and cheddar on there as soon as the shows are.
03:12:04
In fact, I smell on my toast from
03:12:08
from there Ikea Swedish meatballs waiting for me on the counter.
03:12:11
As soon as the Brady Door show starts.
03:12:14
Oh, got it all over the place.
03:12:16
Of course he does.
03:12:17
So that's going to stain.
03:12:18
You're saying mustard? I don't know.
03:12:22
Why me? That is a staining substance.
03:12:24
It is disgusting.
03:12:25
It's bad. Do you know it gets it out. Gross.
03:12:28
Oxiclean pieces on.
03:12:30
Oh give or I'm the main.
03:12:32
But there was only there was no like.
03:12:34
No, there was no car then. Ketchup red.
03:12:37
There we go.
03:12:38
There is like mustard. Yes.
03:12:40
Like that was a specific beer.
03:12:41
I mean, like it's. And that's okay. Yeah.
03:12:43
But you would put you wouldn't put ketchup on that sandwich would be true to form.
03:12:47
We're gonna cut it.
03:12:48
But anyway, true to form.
03:12:51
Oh, and there you go.
03:12:52
I'm not putting my perfect dressing at all on a sandwich like that.
03:12:56
Just let it stand out.
03:12:57
Unless there was lettuce, if there was a lettuce on it,
03:12:59
then maybe I would put, like, some Italian or maybe some oil
03:13:03
and light oil and vinegar.
03:13:07
So he's got a so no, no, he's so he's got a
03:13:10
he would have to show us the side profile.
03:13:13
He's done got a plate.
03:13:14
It take us to a different area with a different background
03:13:18
and then hold up the plate and go here you go.
03:13:23
Yeah.
03:13:24
He isn't watching that. He's making it.
03:13:27
He's making it for himself.
03:13:29
He has it I don't care.
03:13:30
Them bitches are eating that shit too.
03:13:31
They're not actually presenting you to somebody.
03:13:33
They have a fucking tripod camera set up in there by themselves.
03:13:35
They're rolling all the women.
03:13:37
Oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
03:13:40
Don't ruin my fantasy.
03:13:42
She's giving that sandwich to me.
03:13:45
They are opposite sucky busses because they're.
03:13:49
They're not able to even get a man.
03:13:51
They're they're like, lose, lose.
03:13:52
They're sucky bosses.
03:13:53
They're not good. They're not good at their profession.
03:13:56
She was not able to draw in a man and suck in a man.
03:13:58
So they just have to make sandwiches for nobody on TikTok
03:14:01
because they don't have a man to actually make a sandwich for,
03:14:04
so they can suck the fucking life out of them.
03:14:06
Much like a married couple would suck the life out of each other
03:14:09
if they, one did a podcast and the other one had some resentment.
03:14:13
So speaking of which.
03:14:16
Yeah.
03:14:17
Did I mention this already? So remember.
03:14:19
Yeah, you did remember.
03:14:21
So how,
03:14:24
I thought it was quite presumptuous, but I like your,
03:14:28
You're just fucking take things hat on and fucking tackle it and get shit done.
03:14:32
But, the merch. Right?
03:14:35
So I felt like I still have enough.
03:14:36
I'm like, I'm like, damn, you're already, like, doing merch. Like, that's like.
03:14:39
But I don't know how that works.
03:14:41
And a lot of times you can just kind of just get shit made very quickly
03:14:45
with the internet these days, made to order type stuff.
03:14:49
But,
03:14:51
in the first merch order went out and this hat was part of that.
03:14:57
Gary got some shirts, right, and one of those shirts were tons of
03:15:00
shirts was one of those shirts was specifically a a feminine color.
03:15:06
That was for his wife. Right.
03:15:08
This is yeah.
03:15:09
Early on in the podcast.
03:15:12
Yeah. Well she was he was talking.
03:15:15
Was she aware of what he was talking about back then?
03:15:18
Was she as disgruntled about the specific issue
03:15:22
that she asked him to quit the podcast for back then?
03:15:26
Because I remember that we even know that that's was
03:15:29
he said that she did not want anything to do with the shirt.
03:15:33
She was disgusted by it.
03:15:35
She said that she didn't want she did.
03:15:37
Yeah. You don't remember?
03:15:38
Oh, you don't remember? No.
03:15:40
But yeah, I kind of remember it now. Yeah.
03:15:42
He said that he, she, she wanted nothing to do with the shirt
03:15:46
or wearing the shirt at all.
03:15:47
So this has nothing to do with the topic at hand.
03:15:50
This comes from she finally found an angle
03:15:53
to where she could bend him to where he'll fold.
03:15:58
And you know,
03:16:01
as a good husband,
03:16:03
you know, maybe you should fold, but as a as a as a good wife,
03:16:06
you maybe shouldn't pressure your husband the fold like that.
03:16:09
I don't know.
03:16:13
It just seems weird
03:16:15
because she's had a resentment for this podcast way before
03:16:19
any clip that she saw that was anti-religious,
03:16:24
she was on for Christmas, unless she already admitted that's what he was doing.
03:16:28
And then she kind of just made it.
03:16:30
She just pretended like it didn't exist.
03:16:32
Just how could you not know?
03:16:34
Right?
03:16:36
Does he go to church like he was?
03:16:39
He was part of a rap group.
03:16:41
He was part of a rap group for many years that had songs that, were very racist,
03:16:46
very, homosexual, very homophobic, very, Yeah.
03:16:50
But there's this weird illusion that women have that men are supposed to evolve.
03:16:55
You ever heard that term?
03:16:57
They'll marry you.
03:16:57
They'll take a vow, for better or for worse.
03:16:59
But they expect that you grow and evolve.
03:17:06
So it could be possible that
03:17:08
this was the last straw of regression back to maybe he's like oh my God.
03:17:13
He's going back to that old 20 year old rap person.
03:17:16
I don't think there's anything wrong with that 20 year old right now.
03:17:18
He was a 35 year old rapper.
03:17:20
But other people might say that you need somebody to help you evolve.
03:17:24
Maybe a woman helps you evolve.
03:17:27
That's what that pussy monologue sounds like to me.
03:17:31
I mean, anything would any relationship or any like it?
03:17:34
Sure.
03:17:37
I just don't know
03:17:37
if a podcast or a non podcast or.
03:17:42
I'm sure there's plenty of things that Gary, at any point in his life
03:17:45
could have went.
03:17:46
If you don't stop doing that, I want a divorce.
03:17:49
But he didn't. Yeah, but hold on.
03:17:51
See, that's I was saying earlier, men are very loyal and supportive.
03:17:56
Two of four. Think again.
03:17:58
I don't think that she would ever
03:17:59
divorce him is the thing she's just is pretending.
03:18:03
Hoping that he stops because for some reason
03:18:06
she doesn't like it.
03:18:07
And if it has something to do with religion,
03:18:09
then sure, there's like a different reason there.
03:18:12
But if that's not the case, then sure or sure it's just
03:18:16
this is just some weird thing about like, I just don't want him to do it.
03:18:19
I don't know why
03:18:21
would it hurt you?
03:18:22
But he she again, she's she's
03:18:26
I have never witnessed it.
03:18:28
But like, there has been subtleties in my opinion,
03:18:30
that it's felt like sometimes she's, that she's been that same way with him
03:18:33
and disc golfing and a lot of times, like she's,
03:18:38
you know, we want to get her to disc golf with us and that's fine.
03:18:40
If she wants him at home and that's that's fine too.
03:18:42
Like, we're not any more more important than his wife, you know what I mean?
03:18:46
So who am I to say Gary should hang out with us versus her, you know?
03:18:49
So I'm not going to sit there and go, who's right?
03:18:52
Who's wrong?
03:18:53
But a lot of times you would think that.
03:18:55
You would think that, hey, this is something my husband likes doing.
03:18:58
So maybe like, you know, okay, go, go on.
03:19:00
But in her defense, a lot of times she, he would get just
03:19:04
way too drunk at this car.
03:19:07
But that's different.
03:19:08
That's that's different.
03:19:09
That's behavior on top of behavior.
03:19:11
If he I don't know.
03:19:12
So there's like different layers there that I have not privy to.
03:19:15
That's that's also why I don't like I just I just want to turn it around.
03:19:19
Men will I like that as such
03:19:23
I like things just because my wife likes them.
03:19:27
I don't think women are capable of that.
03:19:30
They will tell you something.
03:19:31
They will tolerate, judge and despise things their husbands
03:19:34
like because it takes away from their attention.
03:19:36
And I don't mean they're like attention whores.
03:19:38
It just is. It just is.
03:19:41
The only reason
03:19:42
why I've ever listened to country music is because of my girlfriend.
03:19:46
Otherwise I would never listen to country music ever,
03:19:49
other than kid Rock and Uncle Cracker.
03:19:52
And then a woman will go one step further.
03:19:54
You're like, hey, I learned country music.
03:19:55
I want to sit, enjoy country music with you. And then a woman will go, fuck
03:19:59
no. But that's why I like Hardy.
03:20:02
That's why I found Hardy, because Hardy is country.
03:20:04
But he's not country.
03:20:07
He's. He blurs lines. So.
03:20:08
Right.
03:20:08
So he's he's he's,
03:20:12
whatever.
03:20:13
He's a fan of many genres of music.
03:20:15
And so he likes to do many genres of music.
03:20:18
But he's.
03:20:18
Do you know who else is a fan of many genres of music?
03:20:21
That's kind of a kid.
03:20:22
Rock is, but a kid rock sounds a little bit weird,
03:20:25
weird, different.
03:20:30
No, I still have the original song.
03:20:33
I hope this podcast is worth it.
03:20:35
I mean, when it doesn't work.
03:20:41
I do the baby boom.
03:20:45
So is it ever be?
03:20:49
Yeah.
03:20:50
I can give you my little.
03:20:52
He's not overrated.
03:20:54
He's a great guitar, I guess I should know, but I stutter and stream and.
03:21:02
That this
03:21:02
ain't the same old flat dress in a store.
03:21:05
As a thrift store element for having.
03:21:09
You said he'll be back,
03:21:11
but he's ghosted since 104.
03:21:16
I know it was Monday night,
03:21:19
and I started to worry.
03:21:22
Oh my God,
03:21:25
I used to get chills
03:21:26
when your every word with
03:21:29
captivated.
03:21:32
Wow. Now it's just filler and a live chat.
03:21:35
Beef with some guy name date.
03:21:39
Yeah.
03:21:40
Oh little fucking podcast.
03:21:45
Okay, go lie mom to 10 p.m..
03:21:48
Yes. This fucking podcast.
03:21:51
Fucking.
03:21:52
I know where the debates don't have an end. Yes.
03:21:56
Pretty good.
03:21:57
Used to clear right through the chaos.
03:22:01
Now it's ramble and pretend.
03:22:04
Yeah.
03:22:04
Little fucking podcast I know they still on Rumble.
03:22:10
Never it yeah
03:22:12
I know do do do do do do.
03:22:22
Do. I guess I still bailed
03:22:29
when you was a virgin.
03:22:33
All right.
03:22:35
You said call 15863 reds.
03:22:39
Three. Now then scream.
03:22:41
Okay, perfect.
03:22:42
There no clips. No.
03:22:44
No structure.
03:22:46
Just two words on grammar.
03:22:48
Great. Oh, really?
03:22:52
Even tried.
03:22:56
Bible study.
03:22:56
Forget I said.
03:22:58
And don't say it's fun.
03:23:00
When the polls do, it's all gone.
03:23:06
Is gone.
03:23:07
And so's the guy who used to.
03:23:09
Homestead is not there.
03:23:14
Little fucking podcast. Go
03:23:19
where the fame that never plays.
03:23:22
Little fucking podcast.
03:23:25
Oh really?
03:23:26
Now it's news from yesterday.
03:23:29
Oh, really?
03:23:30
You said we're still a yo.
03:23:34
But the vibe is gone.
03:23:36
Oh you little fucking party.
03:23:40
Oh you should wrap
03:23:43
this show in May.
03:23:46
Yeah exactly.
03:23:51
Little fucking podcast. You.
03:23:54
How about I just go eat some.
03:23:57
Hey I can make things out of clay and lay by the face.
03:24:04
Oh my God, you little fucking up.
03:24:08
I just made.
03:24:12
What'd you say?
03:24:13
Little fucking podcast.
03:24:18
There's no way.
03:24:21
Yeah.
03:24:24
Boo boo boo boo boo.
03:24:27
Raise your hand.
03:24:28
Nothing else.
03:24:29
You announcing
03:24:30
it? Was it?
03:24:30
Would you be doing it all at WrestleMania?
03:24:38
That was pretty fun to watch.
03:24:44
This another day
03:24:45
I'm I'm muted on Muted just another day in the hood.
03:24:48
All of them needed to go.
03:24:50
Those aren't. That's not a ton of like bro.
03:24:52
He needs a $10 bill I want a $10 bill.
03:24:55
But to be employed by the Senate tonight.
03:25:02
Yeah.
03:25:02
That's how you keep your money? Yep.
03:25:06
It's annoying.
03:25:07
You could have done that for me. The.
03:25:12
I mean, I like how it is,
03:25:14
like I want to take my fucking time and fucking put this money to me.
03:25:19
Like even bitches.
03:25:20
He's like, you can iron that out later on, man.
03:25:23
Come on, man.
03:25:34
That's crazy.
03:25:36
Is it crazy?
03:25:36
It's crazy how fucking wrinkled this shit is worth
03:25:41
going to put that a right now.
03:25:42
Yeah, much extra space is going to take a few moments later.
03:25:47
123456.
03:25:50
Now this must be a couple of beers or a different direction. Yep.
03:25:54
Needs a $10 bill.
03:26:03
There you go. The.
03:26:06
Yeah, right.
03:26:08
So tell you
03:26:10
how good luck.
03:26:14
I think that's totally fair, dude.
03:26:16
Totally fair.
03:26:17
I know you think.
03:26:22
Don't be crying.
03:26:23
Fake and shit. Of course it's probably fake.
03:26:26
Here's something.
03:26:26
It isn't fake. Yes.
03:26:29
We always have Reagan jokes, right?
03:26:31
And they're horrible.
03:26:32
They're just horrible.
03:26:33
They're corny, but I feel like somebody else wrote them
03:26:38
back in the day in World War two.
03:26:39
The cheese thing's got to be one of the weirdest things to me.
03:26:43
Have you ever heard of the cheese thing?
03:26:46
Found out the US government, basically.
03:26:47
What are those farmers back in the day in World War II?
03:26:50
To be able to just have a dude that makes milk after World
03:26:53
War Two ended, they had this certain
03:26:56
farmers go under and they lose the dairy industry.
03:26:59
So the US government's your money, buy it.
03:27:01
You know how the fees for the excess milk you turn it in.
03:27:04
Oh boy.
03:27:04
And it's got some shelf life.
03:27:05
Right. Well, what do we do with all this cheese?
03:27:07
They'll stick it in a cave in Missouri.
03:27:09
They started buying more and more. No.
03:27:11
And then Ronald Reagan comes into office.
03:27:13
They broke the news to him,
03:27:14
like, sir, we got this cave in Missouri with 2 billion pounds of cheese in it.
03:27:18
We're paying.
03:27:18
And so,
03:27:19
to be clear, there's a cave in Missouri with 2 billion pounds of cheese in it.
03:27:22
In 1980, something million dollars a day in tax dollars to refrigerate.
03:27:27
And it costs us $1 million a day.
03:27:29
Isn't it moldy manna?
03:27:31
It could.
03:27:32
No, they cost him $1 million a day to refrigerate it.
03:27:35
How long does it last?
03:27:36
Ronald Reagan's like that, but in the package, it only lasts,
03:27:39
you know, like, oh, no, this is just this is good cheese.
03:27:43
It lasts forever. Absolutely not. But it's been packaging it.
03:27:46
5 pounds for government cheese came from.
03:27:48
And then in the 1990s, the U.S.
03:27:50
government started a nonprofit organization called
03:27:52
Dairy Management Industries.
03:27:53
And their entire job is to get mothers to eat and drink more dairy.
03:27:56
I've never washed and cheese things got to be one of them.
03:27:59
Do you know there's a dairy management industry's?
03:28:03
That's why there's cheese on everything.
03:28:05
I've never seen any.
03:28:08
I think it's a it's a good life lesson.
03:28:12
Shamir Michael.
03:28:16
Dunn I think I got like
03:28:19
ten minutes into it, and I was like, I'll finish this up later
03:28:23
than bagel picture.
03:28:26
Impressive stack.
03:28:30
Done.
03:28:31
There's no obvious smear.
03:28:33
There's a metal sticker on their teacher.
03:28:37
Bring me a sandwich.
03:28:39
I'm well, here.
03:28:42
Made that for me.
03:28:44
That's fucking delicious.
03:28:45
Okay, I find it. You.
03:28:48
I fucking love you.
03:28:48
Make it.
03:28:54
All right.
03:28:57
It's, So, this is my.
03:29:03
This is my favorite kid. Drop.
03:29:06
I think that,
03:29:10
It that's it.
03:29:12
Yeah.
03:29:13
Yeah, I think that,
03:29:17
He's not
03:29:21
very sure what he's talking about, and then, just sums it all up.
03:29:24
You're a modern day soccer team,
03:29:27
a modern day succubus.
03:29:29
You're a modern day Socrates.
03:29:31
From watching our neighbors in the Netherlands as good. Me.
03:29:34
Anyone to learn about these poor ladies any more for any elderly.
03:29:37
But she, the only midwife, can
03:29:40
not one shred
03:29:41
to the chase and get he died or pretty at 1140 Royal Street.
03:29:45
And like Amelia Dyer,
03:29:47
Minnie Dean was a prominent baby farmer who was paid to adopt children.
03:29:51
Many or what capital punishment is abolished in New Zealand as a result?
03:29:57
Air mini Dean was a prominent baby farmer who was paid
03:30:00
a baby farmer.
03:30:05
To adopt
03:30:06
children, many died or went missing under Dean's care,
03:30:09
and while she was not found responsible, some people suspected
03:30:13
that she was killing them.
03:30:14
Her downfall came in 1895, when she was finally arrested for the death of Eva.
03:30:20
Following this arrest, three bodies were found
03:30:22
buried on Dean's property, including Ava's wine was found to have overdosed.
03:30:27
I don't think you killed one that was found guilty of her war.
03:30:30
Jenny's lawyer, Hanlon, argued that the deaths were accidental,
03:30:33
that many had no motive,
03:30:35
that she'd been forced to bury the bodies because she was operating illegally.
03:30:39
There was no evidence, he said, that the children were ever mistreated.
03:30:43
She was subsequently hanged on August 12th, 1895.
03:30:49
Why do you
03:30:51
think there's more male serial killers than female serial killers?
03:30:55
Because masturbating women get away with it more, though.
03:31:00
Because, masturbating?
03:31:03
Do you think it's because they have just
03:31:06
better skin and better hands?
03:31:08
Just testicular
03:31:11
cancer.
03:31:14
Do you got any Rachael Ray Riggins?
03:31:16
Yeah, we do, but I just realized that we forgot to cover something earlier.
03:31:21
We we teased it, and we never got penis.
03:31:23
No, you're a giant hog, you know, not funny sex toys.
03:31:26
All right, we're going to be a court for the second time this week.
03:31:29
No, you said purple. This one's. No.
03:31:31
This is the Greenland.
03:31:33
Oh, I don't think I saw the Greenland.
03:31:37
Is it? Where is it?
03:31:38
The one with the color.
03:31:39
I got away from the basketball.
03:31:45
Yeah.
03:31:45
There you go.
03:31:47
Oh. That was not near.
03:31:48
I was like, oh, smart dude, do you don't know what?
03:31:51
It's curved. The other one's way better.
03:31:53
He has a purple one.
03:31:54
No, I don't, but I'm going to find purple one.
03:31:57
Yeah.
03:31:58
Just two of purple purple WNBA and purple
03:32:01
dude I don't want to spoil it because it's just.
03:32:04
It's so ridiculous.
03:32:06
It's just so ridiculous when.
03:32:10
It's so ridiculous to have anything like that.
03:32:14
Probably
03:32:16
is a mini one.
03:32:17
Again.
03:32:18
Got a whistle away from the basketball.
03:32:24
Since we're on sports.
03:32:25
Yeah. Why? You're looking for that? I got this.
03:32:27
We just keep playing the purple through the green the other over and over again.
03:32:30
I don't like the.
03:32:33
These are, Charles Barkley's five moments.
03:32:35
First one is in this.
03:32:37
Sorry if you're listening to audio, but you're going to miss out on Charlie or
03:32:42
Charles Barkley.
03:32:45
Five moments. Oh.
03:32:51
I'm kind of
03:32:51
got to juggling two balls right here, because on one hand, I'm ready to.
03:32:56
You're one.
03:32:56
I'm really proud of what the Grizzlies did.
03:32:59
Then you got to let me just banging and banging and banging.
03:33:02
When a guy's banging you, you don't get off of him.
03:33:06
That was the worst defenders to play against actually.
03:33:09
Because if you can feel their body the first couple
03:33:13
with some young boys, that would be the young boys coming.
03:33:18
They are down three games to two, but they send the series back to Los Angeles.
03:33:23
Two words for you.
03:33:24
Steve Nash and Chris Paul must see TV.
03:33:28
It's more than two words.
03:33:30
You said two words, you said, quick to the point.
03:33:32
You just said, I got two words Steve Nash and Chris Paul must see.
03:33:37
That's why I messed up, because I was trying to think of two words.
03:33:39
I could I could have said that.
03:33:41
Okay. Two words. Nash and Paul.
03:33:43
That's three words. Three word.
03:33:49
He's not very smart.
03:33:52
Did you find it?
03:33:54
I think so
03:33:56
too. Word comes into play.
03:33:58
Eight assists to add to.
03:34:02
Hayes gets blocked by Maya Caldwell
03:34:04
something flies on the call actually from that something flies on the court.
03:34:09
Officials say they will continue play.
03:34:12
And that goes off the fingertips of the Valkyries.
03:34:16
High five. Yes.
03:34:19
Excellent defense from Caldwell.
03:34:20
And that's her job that normally Jordan Canada did.
03:34:23
No something to do on the court.
03:34:25
She's being told right now.
03:34:28
Do you think she's of the laugh?
03:34:30
If she wants to know she's a listener,
03:34:34
they're gonna be really focusing on this is
03:34:37
that is a first.
03:34:40
And the object is still for us outside of the court.
03:34:43
It was something reading that was not easy to take that on with.
03:34:47
So for the Valkyries to actually play through that, I was shocked
03:34:53
that there's no way that they don't know what that is.
03:34:56
It's easy
03:34:58
and you can see the object.
03:35:00
This is my right there, which the ref is.
03:35:02
That thing bounces and it goes in the rook.
03:35:07
That's that's annoying.
03:35:08
Oh no, that's your go from.
03:35:11
Oh I'm sorry.
03:35:11
Maybe it was I know like it's it is great to coming right at it.
03:35:15
No, no.
03:35:16
This is the last of the day because I thought that was purple.
03:35:20
Maybe it's gone now.
03:35:21
And security is on the way.
03:35:23
And there is absolutely.
03:35:27
No room for any of that type of activity.
03:35:30
Yeah. And no one's pick the object. That's the.
03:35:33
Oh my gosh.
03:35:33
Okay, okay.
03:35:37
I think that was the same green one.
03:35:40
No because it was oh I thought the car was black for nearly black.
03:35:43
The other one was,
03:35:50
from Twitter.
03:35:58
How many dildos were used?
03:36:03
That was four days ago.
03:36:04
So the going four days ago.
03:36:06
So it was like back to back days.
03:36:09
Those got thrown out.
03:36:11
Well, not not so much back to back as it was head to head August 1st.
03:36:15
And the other one was fucking.
03:36:18
This is the New York Post five days ago, which is would be
03:36:21
July 31st.
03:36:25
The, quotes from the WNBA players are like,
03:36:28
it's super disrespectful.
03:36:34
Obviously, because they're used to a much larger disrespectful.
03:36:37
But it's it's hilarious
03:36:40
if if the hilarity outweighs the disrespectful,
03:36:43
this I'm on board for it.
03:36:46
I will laugh at it.
03:36:47
If that was me on the court, I'd laugh. I'd find it funny.
03:36:50
As long as I don't trips on and on, slips on it.
03:36:53
And it's it doesn't mess up a play.
03:36:57
I'd be like, oh, that's hilarious.
03:36:59
Someone watching this is someone to that extent.
03:37:01
I'd probably grab it, play around with it.
03:37:04
See, I don't I would, we're assuming it's like they open it
03:37:07
right out of the package and throw it,
03:37:08
but what if they they have it stuffed inside of them for the.
03:37:12
Don't they wear down. Yeah.
03:37:14
You don't want to use a new one. You want to use a worn down.
03:37:16
You want to do that.
03:37:17
And maybe that's how they sneak it in.
03:37:19
And it's.
03:37:22
And a man threw it so they didn't sneaking in their vagina.
03:37:25
They snuck it in their ass because women can't.
03:37:29
You ever seen a woman throw?
03:37:32
All right.
03:37:32
We ripped on women a little bit there you are going to get some semen.
03:37:36
That's a good point, man. Don't shove it in my ass.
03:37:39
Speaking of
03:37:40
semen, nothing has ever been in my ass
03:37:44
before.
03:37:46
Before? Oh, okay. That'd be chicken.
03:37:48
And I'll go ahead.
03:37:49
I'll save that for the end.
03:37:50
It's my.
03:37:52
Yes, yes, but it was my penis. Not.
03:37:54
There was nothing in my ass either.
03:37:56
I have a succubus semen wrap.
03:37:59
Oh, okay.
03:38:00
That'd be kick ass,
03:38:03
But you should do Rachel Reagan's if you have.
03:38:07
Oh, yeah. Let's bring it up.
03:38:09
So, Rachel Reagan's given her condition and having very,
03:38:14
very fair skin and not even being able to, serve hot dogs at Stoney Creek.
03:38:19
Allegedly, I thought she did,
03:38:22
she was able.
03:38:23
She tried to she left the job,
03:38:27
she got fired.
03:38:28
She left the job because she couldn't.
03:38:30
Because it was too much.
03:38:32
Because the way they were treating her, now that she couldn't perform
03:38:34
the task and realized that, you know, later on, whatever.
03:38:38
But, I got another YouTube page.
03:38:40
You can see her, cooking eggs with her bandages and cracking the eggs open.
03:38:43
That's where we started with her, actually,
03:38:45
it was a it was the Stoney Creek thing.
03:38:49
And then it turned into us watching her make, eggs
03:38:52
with, her bandages on and the salmonella getting obviously
03:38:55
all over her bandages, yet she's continuing to make, things.
03:39:00
And then that's when we criticize her ability to cook.
03:39:03
And that's where we reside today.
03:39:05
We're not really commenting on her disability.
03:39:08
We're just commenting on everything else.
03:39:11
And so this is her, and she apparently is, braver than I am.
03:39:15
She, let's go skydiving.
03:39:17
Hey, guys. So I got my shirt in the mail.
03:39:20
Oh, she's not here.
03:39:22
Says, Caroline.
03:39:24
Georgia, wait, what's EB five?
03:39:27
This shirt is for a fundraising event
03:39:32
to honor those, like, heroine
03:39:35
who have lost their battle with EB.
03:39:38
What am I? I don't know what EB is. Is it?
03:39:40
Which she.
03:39:41
No, she has. They have. They battle it.
03:39:44
There's no point in.
03:39:49
What is EB
03:39:51
give you generally refers to employee based immigrant visas
03:39:54
in the United States, specifically those leading to a green card.
03:39:59
These visas allow foreign nationals to live and work permanently
03:40:03
in the U.S based on their employment, skills and qualifications.
03:40:06
There are silver categories to EB visas,
03:40:09
including E-1, EB, B2, B3, before and Eb5,
03:40:13
which with its own requirements and process.
03:40:16
So apparently that's what she's talking about, because why wouldn't
03:40:19
she be?
03:40:22
To honor them,
03:40:24
we are flying high and going skydiving.
03:40:27
Oh, she's sorry.
03:40:28
The WNBA players are also calling for an end to the sex toy trend.
03:40:33
Can we get much higher?
03:40:35
Is that in general, or just throwing them to the fucking court?
03:40:40
Oh, higher.
03:40:41
Also, because as a man with a penis, I think we should have fewer sex toy uses.
03:40:47
Also, can we do much for the boy said
03:40:52
it's like seeing vacant houses and homeless people.
03:40:54
It just doesn't make sense if, I've, said
03:40:59
that in a, rap as a joke, but also a seriously, I was
03:41:03
I was calling myself gay, and I said, if I'm gay,
03:41:07
I, lesbians, if I'm gay, too.
03:41:09
Why don't you have sex with me? Because I'm gay, too.
03:41:12
And I'll be your dildo, essentially.
03:41:14
Like, if you like.
03:41:15
Why we use a dildo when you could just use my dick and so like it,
03:41:18
you know what I mean?
03:41:19
Like, it is what they would say, right?
03:41:21
You mean like you get it
03:41:23
because, like, they're gay, and it's like, hey, I'm gay too,
03:41:25
so I need to have sex with me and I'll just be cordial. The.
03:41:30
So I went hard on the creation myth.
03:41:32
I am going skydiving high and going.
03:41:36
We are flying high and going good.
03:41:38
We go.
03:41:39
That might be a drop in the future.
03:41:40
Flying high winds.
03:41:42
Good.
03:41:43
I mean, we are flying high and going skydiving.
03:41:48
Yes, I am skydiving with, my husband Steve,
03:41:52
who has never been on a plane and doesn't like flights.
03:41:56
Steve's going to die. Interesting.
03:41:58
And honestly, this is like going, I've never been on a plane.
03:42:01
Doesn't like heights, but he likes weird.
03:42:03
The burn, whatever this is.
03:42:06
Sure it has.
03:42:07
No, we don't know that he likes it.
03:42:10
She passed away.
03:42:11
It lost her battle with cancer a few months ago.
03:42:14
Oh. That sucks.
03:42:15
And, So August 11th,
03:42:19
we are skydiving, and I spoke to the team.
03:42:22
Are you sure?
03:42:23
Have six days
03:42:25
and got up and trying to harness and make sure you know I know where to.
03:42:29
It's going to, like, rub a bunch on her like you just the wind friction is going
03:42:32
like river skin off, like, also, you know, so it's going to be next Monday.
03:42:37
I heard you skydiving next Monday.
03:42:40
And congratulations on that.
03:42:43
I don't know how convenient, but I know you and your wife want to go skydiving.
03:42:47
Once you did so if you guys are bored on August 11th
03:42:52
and you're here, you wanted to try and go.
03:42:56
Yes, yes.
03:42:57
Michigan at noon.
03:42:59
Oh, yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
03:43:01
I mean, we'll be in Jackson, Michigan at Jackson.
03:43:05
Oh that's that's so far.
03:43:06
And that's like it's farther than I go.
03:43:10
So that far, if you want to donate funds,
03:43:14
you refer to our continuing to battle with two hours and what is EB
03:43:19
what I'm saying that that or that it's a visa or high diving adventure.
03:43:23
Erectile butthole.
03:43:25
No, that would be awesome, guys.
03:43:28
Thank you. I don't even know what that means.
03:43:30
Oh, I know what it means when you get, Yeah, I know, I got my shirt in the mail.
03:43:35
Oh. Just loops. No, no one cares anymore.
03:43:38
We already heard you bitch.
03:43:39
Shut up.
03:43:43
Yeah, I
03:43:46
yeah.
03:43:54
Whoa!
03:43:57
What is it?
03:43:58
Where is it?
03:44:03
Dear fagot.
03:44:05
Fucker! Great.
03:44:07
You guys, I'm Gangnam.
03:44:10
Gary, China.
03:44:11
Screw you guys. Hey!
03:44:14
Oh, okay.
03:44:15
That'd be kick ass, Let me be kick ass.
03:44:18
It actually happened.
03:44:20
It did happen.
03:44:22
Yeah. The.
03:44:24
Yeah, yeah.
03:44:25
You know,
03:44:28
Yeah.
03:44:28
Like.
03:44:32
Yeah, yeah.
03:44:33
You know,
03:44:35
the reason for the having to be there, but.
03:44:40
Oh, this I got, I got something for the kid.
03:44:42
But you're in the middle of.
03:44:43
You're in the middle of a dear.
03:44:44
17 years ago, I had a mental breakdown.
03:44:47
For the first three years afterward, my husband stood by me.
03:44:52
The medications I was prescribed cause me to gain more than 100 pounds.
03:44:56
I have tried diets to no avail.
03:44:58
I suggested to him that maybe we could hold each other and see where it leads us.
03:45:01
Let us let
03:45:03
you. Hole
03:45:09
I suggested to him that maybe we could hold each other
03:45:13
and see where it led us, which means he just wants to try to get him hired.
03:45:16
Oh, no.
03:45:18
We suck again.
03:45:21
His reply was, quote, I not.
03:45:26
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
03:45:28
So his reply was his reply.
03:45:32
His advice drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, ma'am.
03:45:36
Almost.
03:45:36
His reply was quote, I'm no longer attracted to you.
03:45:40
You knew when we married I wasn't attracted to larger
03:45:44
women, quote unquote.
03:45:47
Since then, I no longer respect or value him.
03:45:50
He has his room, I have mine on the other side of the house.
03:45:53
We do absolutely nothing together.
03:45:55
When he comes to my bedroom, he doesn't knock.
03:45:58
When I need to go through his room, I always knock.
03:46:01
He said, quote, this is my house too and I don't knock
03:46:05
and quote, I can't stand by his arrogant ways.
03:46:08
I still have to pretend we are married and but don't feel it.
03:46:12
He calls me quote baby and express that I have no interest
03:46:16
in pretending and have asked him to quit calling me that.
03:46:21
I'm on a fixed income and I
03:46:23
have a retirement money that is invested in this home and property.
03:46:26
I pay all the bills.
03:46:27
We haven't had sex in 14 years.
03:46:29
I'm lonely for male companionship, but I don't know how much longer I can live
03:46:32
this way, even though he didn't leave me when I really needed him.
03:46:37
Please advise saying no in Alabama.
03:46:42
So first of all, I cannot really relate because I'm not used to living
03:46:45
in a trailer in Alabama or I have to walk through one one room to go to another.
03:46:49
What is.
03:46:51
Yes, that's the only thing that I took from that is like, wait, what?
03:46:55
Yeah, yeah.
03:46:55
Specifically and and not just one.
03:46:58
So hold on.
03:46:59
He doesn't just go through his room, live in a back bedroom.
03:47:03
They both have to walk through both rooms for some reason.
03:47:07
When he comes to my
03:47:08
bedroom, he doesn't knock when I go through his room.
03:47:11
Through his room. That is a trailer.
03:47:13
That is a trailer.
03:47:17
So because it's long, right?
03:47:20
She's on one end and he's like somewhere in the middle.
03:47:24
From a practical standpoint, you guys should keep splitting the rent.
03:47:30
And as far as the holding, I think you should hold,
03:47:33
you should say, fine, I'll hold you as long as I can get my arms around you.
03:47:37
So what medication do you think that was prescribed to her?
03:47:39
Caused her to, gain, intake more calories than she's, expending
03:47:45
Dunkin Donuts?
03:47:49
I'm prescribing you.
03:47:50
There's a science there.
03:47:51
It's all donut hole or calorie.
03:47:54
It's calorie is a form of energy, like they said that you get like a.
03:47:58
Yeah, I figure what I was watching, it was some type of cocksure
03:48:01
discovery horseshit
03:48:03
over.
03:48:03
They're saying, like, you sure you could run a car, you could run it.
03:48:06
You could make an engine that ran off of chocolate based off of the, energy
03:48:10
that's there.
03:48:11
The problem is it's just not going to be convenient
03:48:13
because you're going to need a lot of chocolate.
03:48:15
But there's energy behind that.
03:48:17
You mean, as opposed to a piece of steak or something?
03:48:21
A solid protein energy.
03:48:23
Caloric energy.
03:48:25
It's like.
03:48:25
It's like,
03:48:30
Yeah.
03:48:30
Let's see.
03:48:31
The problem is, is they have no problem absorbing and taking in caloric energy.
03:48:35
The problem is expelling.
03:48:40
Co you don't have a calorie amount of energy in food and beverages.
03:48:44
The energy is burned by the body to fuel its functions from the basic processes
03:48:48
like breathing and digestion and physical activity.
03:48:49
Calories are often associated with weight minimums.
03:48:53
Yeah, but the
03:48:54
calorie is actually a unit of energy, so it's.
03:48:59
Yeah,
03:49:00
I'm pretty the unit of calorie is a unit of energy.
03:49:03
That or originated or originated originated originated.
03:49:08
I feel like I'm saying it the same way with different,
03:49:11
the Keller caloric theory of heat, the large calorie food calorie diet burn.
03:49:17
Yeah.
03:49:17
Just say burn or kilogram calorie is defined for all intensive purposes.
03:49:21
The amount of heat needed to raise
03:49:23
the temperature of one liter of water by one degree Celsius.
03:49:26
The small calorie or gram calorie, is defined by as the amount of heat
03:49:29
needed to cause the same increase of in one millimeter of water.
03:49:33
Thus, one large calorie is equal to 1000 small calories.
03:49:39
Weird in nutrition and food size,
03:49:42
the term calorie is a symbol that may refer to the large unit
03:49:45
or the small unit in different regions of the world,
03:49:48
blah blah blah blah blah blah.
03:49:51
In physics and chemistry, the word calorie is useful.
03:49:54
Whatever.
03:49:54
Who gives a shit?
03:49:56
But, this is a unit of energy.
03:49:58
It's like it's it's the same.
03:50:00
Same as fucking gasoline, you know what I mean?
03:50:02
Like, so with with your same cake theory.
03:50:05
Have you ever heard the expression or the myth that eating celery
03:50:09
takes more energy to digest it than you gain?
03:50:14
Yeah, but isn't it good for you, though?
03:50:16
But it's wrong. It take.
03:50:18
You do still get a little bit of calorie obviously count.
03:50:21
I mean, if you eat right after I eat celery, do you get tired of treats
03:50:25
or is like the turkey the trip to don't get tired after I eat
03:50:28
celery.
03:50:31
I00, I don't want to throw a dollar on the court of history.
03:50:38
They're asking if you would please stop the dildo trend at the WNBA.
03:50:44
Philly.
03:50:44
Yeah, I know nothing about PA.
03:50:46
No, he was one.
03:50:47
Do you know anything about President Polk?
03:50:49
We always talk about Reagan
03:50:52
Polk. It's no credit, James.
03:50:54
Tell them it. Really? Yeah.
03:50:55
I know nothing about the 11th president of the United States.
03:50:59
No, he was one term because he was a dark horse
03:51:03
out of nowhere, and he promised everybody in his party.
03:51:06
I'll only do one term that way.
03:51:08
Some of you guys
03:51:08
that are good, that are getting ready, you can take over immediately.
03:51:11
He starts.
03:51:12
What a great way to put it in. So they have the orange juice.
03:51:14
Yeah.
03:51:15
Out there which is just beaver hunting everybody's.
03:51:18
Yeah. Beaver.
03:51:20
We're doing a little bit of that in Vegas.
03:51:22
The British and Americans were both, on the same territory.
03:51:25
The public was like, nah, we're done with that.
03:51:27
And he said, allegedly, the latitude longitude is 54 and 40.
03:51:32
So he came out with the slogan 54 and 40 or fight
03:51:34
you saying that to the British, he was like, we're going to catch us up.
03:51:37
So he called that.
03:51:38
And the British were afraid to call his bluff.
03:51:40
They were just like, fine, take it. That slogan is so good. Yeah.
03:51:43
So he takes that territory, which is huge.
03:51:45
And then it's not just Oregon's Washington all that he's he's like,
03:51:48
I it's time for me to get Texas.
03:51:50
He starts with Mexicans.
03:51:53
Like say they would send troops down just to see if the Mexicans would shoot first.
03:51:57
Finally they did. So they go to war.
03:51:59
They 70,000 troops for a false flag right there immediately took California,
03:52:04
Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, Texas when Polk was instigating this war with Mexico.
03:52:09
So Polk was up there like there with us.
03:52:13
They shot at our troops.
03:52:14
And I saw an old, one term senator from Illinois at the time
03:52:17
stood up and said, were we on their territory when we shot?
03:52:21
There's one guy
03:52:21
that was opposed to the Mexican-American War, guy by the name of Abraham, really?
03:52:25
Abraham Lincoln.
03:52:26
People were like, hey, shut up.
03:52:28
Yeah, dude, we're trying to take Texas shot.
03:52:31
He's like, because we're we.
03:52:33
Anyway, that's why Polk's kind of man.
03:52:34
He he added one third of the entire United States in a four year term.
03:52:39
Yeah. Pretty good.
03:52:39
That was a smashing B America destroyed Mexico. Yes.
03:52:43
Mean. It was mean. Then this is good. Polk.
03:52:46
He was working his tail off his tail.
03:52:48
He was tired.
03:52:49
He got he was he was so exhausted when he got done,
03:52:52
he went back to Tennessee and just died like right away.
03:52:55
Right? Yeah. Right. Yeah.
03:52:57
Your purpose is gone.
03:52:58
You have no reason to live.
03:53:00
That's what I'm thinking.
03:53:02
You got to be real careful.
03:53:03
You don't have any purpose.
03:53:04
Bring me a sandwich, guys.
03:53:06
Okay, we're out here.
03:53:09
For me,
03:53:12
that's fucking delicious.
03:53:13
On a plate right in front of him.
03:53:16
Like making sandwiches until I get a boyfriend.
03:53:19
Part 25.
03:53:20
Not selling.
03:53:25
My. By money?
03:53:27
No, I can see that.
03:53:29
Still, your.
03:53:32
I'm still.
03:53:36
Holding in the lunch.
03:53:38
Oh, you're the one.
03:53:41
Nice.
03:53:45
You know,
03:53:46
you never said you know before.
03:53:49
No. Never let you go in the store.
03:53:54
And I'll see you.
03:53:58
Later.
03:53:59
But the nuns?
03:54:01
No. Yes.
03:54:07
I would like to meet. Cut.
03:54:10
Or maybe, you know, like, slice a little thinner.
03:54:12
Unless it's super tender. Because that's going to be some
03:54:15
gnarly bites.
03:54:18
The sandwiches to it, to the.
03:54:25
It looks okay to me.
03:54:27
What else is on there?
03:54:29
You'll have to replay the show.
03:54:31
Or we could just watch it again.
03:54:33
Feel like the boyfriend's like 25.
03:54:36
Not sure why.
03:54:39
I don't think so.
03:54:42
Maybe it looks like a wide strip.
03:54:46
Yeah, it could be a chair.
03:54:49
No, it's definitely not a strip.
03:54:51
It's got that extra piece there.
03:54:53
I don't see too much.
03:54:56
Do you. I'm.
03:55:01
So did you catch her purpose of this though.
03:55:04
She's going to make videos till she finds a husband
03:55:08
for in the knowledge.
03:55:11
Oh, this young girl was not just.
03:55:17
That, you know,
03:55:19
you never seeing it on the phone, you know, never let you go.
03:55:25
It looks like it's just onions and the gravy grease from the steak.
03:55:30
So price some kind of a,
03:55:34
She's she's going to make videos until she finds a 107.
03:55:38
I assume this is, her first and only video
03:55:41
you can't eat on the show. That's rude.
03:55:44
I assume this is her first and only video.
03:55:51
The Brady and show
03:55:53
Brady and Gary as above and so below.
03:55:58
Call these so blows Brady and for sure we're doing it our way.
03:56:04
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
03:56:07
and talk show with Brady and draw.
03:56:10
It's their show now Brady draw.
03:56:24
I assume this is your first
03:56:25
and only video posting.
03:56:28
Okay,
03:56:30
I'll see you.
03:56:34
Later.
03:56:34
But the lines.
03:56:36
So I can slip it into the I'm not ignoring you.
03:56:39
I'm making.
03:56:41
Oh, you're ignoring me.
03:56:42
Oh, this is part 25.
03:56:44
This is a 25th.
03:56:45
But up here, this is 88.
03:56:48
I assume after video one,
03:56:51
she would have
03:56:52
had a dude that wanted to marry her.
03:56:57
And that's.
03:56:58
She's not looking for a dude that'll marry her.
03:57:00
She's looking for a husband. Yeah.
03:57:02
Her husband.
03:57:04
You can't do that.
03:57:04
You can't save somebody. Google.
03:57:06
If a dude asks you to marry him,
03:57:09
shouldn't you take that?
03:57:10
She has a dream, though, to get a husband that'll get her a house
03:57:14
that she doesn't have to walk through bedrooms.
03:57:18
And sometimes that takes wading
03:57:20
through a couple other dudes on the internet.
03:57:23
Just make sure he sandwiches all day.
03:57:27
I don't know, man.
03:57:27
She makes some pretty good looking fucking sandwiches.
03:57:32
The tits are going to go,
03:57:34
but the the skill to make a sandwich stays.
03:57:38
Remember that.
03:57:40
That's huge advice.
03:57:42
Find a woman that can cook.
03:57:47
Like me.
03:57:48
And if you're not sure.
03:57:49
If you're not sure, all you need to do is find out
03:57:52
if that woman's mother can cook.
03:57:59
If all you got to do
03:58:01
is that work with, blow jobs as well.
03:58:05
I've never really hit on my mother in law, so I don't know
03:58:07
what kind of a blow job she would give
03:58:11
me. She's.
03:58:12
She's single.
03:58:17
But I, I mean,
03:58:18
I love her, but not in that way.
03:58:24
What did he say?
03:58:28
What a fuck.
03:58:29
Starts a conversation like that?
03:58:37
So, Mrs.
03:58:38
Brady, mother in law on the show
03:58:41
we were talking about if you were good at blowjobs or not.
03:58:44
That's why I'm going to talk about the next time I see him.
03:58:50
I'm really, really not.
03:58:52
Oh, really?
03:58:55
I'm really not.
03:58:58
So it's pretty.
03:59:00
Pretty grotesque.
03:59:01
What'd you think of that monologue?
03:59:03
He had a lot of catching up to do a lot of housekeeping to do,
03:59:05
but then all he did was put a couple of papers on the board
03:59:08
about being a better man.
03:59:11
How could you be much more of a better man?
03:59:14
He's got a huge size, hog fat hog penis
03:59:18
that he gives to her whenever she wants, probably.
03:59:21
I mean, I don't know if it's if that's with his life,
03:59:24
but my my woman completely controls.
03:59:28
I know exactly.
03:59:29
I mean, the volume of sex that we have.
03:59:32
Does your woman control like
03:59:35
out of mental admitted or not.
03:59:36
But my my wife pretty much controls the volume of sex we have.
03:59:40
Like, if it was up to me, we would have really every day I say that.
03:59:44
But if I had it for a bunch of days in a row, maybe I'd need a couple days off.
03:59:47
But other than that, I would want it every day.
03:59:50
I think I got like ten minutes into it and I was like, I'll finish this up later.
03:59:56
Masturbating, I yeah, exactly.
03:59:59
I tell her I have sex
04:00:02
with her without her every night.
04:00:05
Now there's a lie that I always that doesn't imply that I'm cheating.
04:00:08
What I'm certainly I may or may not be using a neon green dildo.
04:00:15
It's a true statement because I may not.
04:00:17
I said it clearly. Said I may not.
04:00:19
Yeah, there's a lot of different toys you.
04:00:24
Whoa.
04:00:25
Yeah.
04:00:26
What about the topic next week?
04:00:29
I love the green dildo.
04:00:32
I like picking topics.
04:00:36
We, I saw my wife loves celery.
04:00:39
So my wife cutting up some fresh celery, cucumbers and tomatoes
04:00:42
that she just picked out of our garden.
04:00:44
You're not going to be able to do that.
04:00:45
Just those. Well, it's already harvest season.
04:00:49
You're not going to be able to digest those.
04:00:51
Well,
04:00:52
I saw her cutting them.
04:00:53
Oh my gosh I didn't eat any.
04:00:58
But I may have some with my
04:00:59
I may have some with my,
04:01:04
Beef and cheddar
04:01:06
I think it's a it's a good life lesson.
04:01:11
Oh, what the fuck.
04:01:15
So last chance for anyone to call anyone.
04:01:16
Five. Eight. Six. Three. Ranch. Three.
04:01:20
Or in the definitely within the top eight.
04:01:22
So I don't know what's going on here.
04:01:24
Why we're blocked.
04:01:24
We're in the top eight.
04:01:28
Of a category.
04:01:28
It's awesome.
04:01:29
Not on the front page.
04:01:30
So fuck you Rumble.
04:01:32
Oh that's awesome.
04:01:34
If we get a few more subscribers, we can be part of the Rumble
04:01:36
Content Creator program, and then we can be monetized on.
04:01:40
Oh, okay. Perfect.
04:01:42
Even though I think are monetized.
04:01:46
Yeah, yeah.
04:01:49
I have,
04:01:50
I have an ad account that Rumble just keeps putting money into,
04:01:53
but does not allow me to have withdraw any of that money.
04:01:59
How many, how many are there?
04:02:01
I don't I don't know, several.
04:02:05
Like tens of even
04:02:07
after. Wow.
04:02:11
Did you know Loni Anderson passed away yesterday?
04:02:16
She was,
04:02:18
She was somebody the kid may not know.
04:02:24
Yes, it is.
04:02:27
I'm sure I don't have any of those to to respond.
04:02:30
I just have to keep talking.
04:02:31
Look, silly. Oh.
04:02:38
Oh, do.
04:02:39
I never let that play. Did you hear it at the end?
04:02:42
Oh, boy.
04:02:48
Okay.
04:02:51
That's gross.
04:02:55
Yeah.
04:02:55
Rest in peace, Loni Anderson, Cincinnati.
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Detroit.
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You want to pick a topic for next week?
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So we did, we could do Incubus.
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You know, Incubus got the all clear up on at WrestleMania.
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I'm sure Incubus is basically a male
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succubus.
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But, I mean, just do.
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How hard is that for a man to use his sexuality and then drain
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something from a woman, a male,
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a male succubus is called an incubus.
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Yeah, I guess you know it. It had to be gay.
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They'd have to lure in another man because
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women aren't a.
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I don't think women are totally attracted to men.
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Men are utilitarian.
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Like a like a Jeep.
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And I finally got my sign Seinfeld reference in
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I know.
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You're a modern day Socrates, Gary.
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Mark Meadows WWE.
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He distance better or content?
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Content better or content?
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That doesn't make sense.
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Better content.
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Perfect.
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I know who he is. I have no idea.
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Last word. Do you got a last word?
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You can start saying the last word.
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How, topic for next week?
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I have no idea. The last.
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How about Gary Barlow, isn't it?
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Gary returned, and we do. Gary
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as above.
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So below.
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The sound of la
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la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
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You're married to a mystery color. Holy victory.
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She got that? She smiled. But it's more like history.
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Hauntings, late night talks and whisper liturgy.
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Blessings are the bindings. Love the soft liberty.
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She don't need no horns. The wings. Not as cliche.
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She got her rosary. Great.
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Got me. Pray every day for salvation.
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Now just a little piece in itself.
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The choir was no Santa was in the sheets.
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But she's more than a demon.
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Whispers in the dark. More complex than the demon.
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She don't take my blood now.
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She takes what some see memory to a spirit caught between and between them.
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La la la la la la la la la la. All right.
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La la la la.
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La la la la la la la la la la la.
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Oh, she's calling to the pound.
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Me, I'm 18 stone raised on the stained glass.
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Now I'm running solo along with glass for you in the silence.
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Praise me. Disbelief. She got that holy fire.
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Okay, sometimes I swear I hear her in the middle of the night
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a soft voice count sins. And I'm too tired to fight.
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Okay, but it slips and it bends when that's when the real life begins.
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For example, you live la la la la la la la la la la la la
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la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
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Yeah. Nah nah.
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I thought you.
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But, She's more than the demon whispers in the dark looking place.
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And you seem to float now she takes what's to see.
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Man married to a spirit caught between here, between the sheets.
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But she's more than the demon.
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Whispers in the dark. More complexity.
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Okay, I'll take a blood.
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He takes us to see man married to a spiritual.
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Can't see them.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know, no.
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Not claws, no pitchforks, a fire, just cold eyes watching.
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Never too tired. She's the prey. I forget the silence.
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You said the weight on your chest when you lie in bed.
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So here's to the union.
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Unholy patrol.
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To the saint and a skeptic. To me and to you.
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If love is a haunting enough.
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Possessed by your succubus who owns my soul.
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You never know.
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In the na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
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na la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
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la la la la la la na na na na na na na na na na na na na
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na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
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na na na na
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na na na na na na na na na.
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No no no.
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La la la la la la la la.
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Na na na na na na na na na na na na
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na na.
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Next week's topic.
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Threadbare.
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Can you see my mom?
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That is so nice. Ted.
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The more I run from you,
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the more I'm drawn to you.
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You want to control me?
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You are a succubus.
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Succubus?
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I am succubus.
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In my little fucking sea of madness.
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You are mine.
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As long as you have nothing.
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You give me everything.
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And then I'll take some more.
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I'm succubus.
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And I'm succubus.