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low IQ, I guess you could say.
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Oh, when
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need.
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Those.
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Yeah. Gary.
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Standard.
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Gary sweeps
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don't make us do for
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you, Gary.
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You've left a game doing hold in a shoe.
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Like where your dog rose above your in your pants.
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Fuck me.
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Gary, fuck you too.
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We need you to say I'm gonna come back to this place.
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Draws been practice,
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but no, he's just licking his retro
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microphone as if it's your face.
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Acute.
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Yeah.
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Fuck you.
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Long time.
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Why'd you have to quit?
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We got your name played on the set.
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And something, something, something you cuckold with a
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will bribe you with creamy Irish coffee
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shots and coupons for a gay spa
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where they'll rub you in
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suspicious ways like they do. And,
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you don't.
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Like me here.
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Fuck you to
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zoom in on camera.
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Five.
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I believe I'll let you push my button.
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Sledge.
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Right until Monday, 10 p.m. eastern.
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I don't fuck us, Gary.
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Don't fuck us through.
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Don't leave us alone.
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We need your booming, raspy voice
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and your awkward stance. So.
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Gary is tender.
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Fuck you.
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Gary, come back before we all go.
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Come back before we find your wife
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and tell her you've been,
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ever.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously, it's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
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to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this.
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By the way, side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling
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at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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The time is now 10:05 p.m..
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Ever notice how the smallest guy in the room
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is usually carrying everyone else's crap? Hi.
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I'm gay, Ari, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live tonight.
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We're talking tender. Not the soft stuff.
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Not the money.
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No, because that just be money to not feelings you ruined with one stupid text.
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Now a real tender.
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The kind that does all the work while everyone else gets the applause,
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the likes, the comments and subscribe right down there.
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It's easy, free and it's tender in more ways than one.
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First, the boat tender,
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the little shuttle between the shore and the big ship.
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You're on it. Packed like sardines.
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Someone's spilling sunscreen into the open bag of snacks.
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The captain is looking at you like, why are you here?
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That is a tender, the unsung hero that actually moves people without it,
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you're stuck on the dock wondering why you even left your apartment.
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Then the the realtor.
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Nobody writes songs about it.
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Nobody sings the tenders, praises.
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But without it, the train does not go anywhere.
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It just sits there like a metallic cow in the field, smoldering and sad.
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Gary.
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Gary left because he was too tender to handle the heat.
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He is out there somewhere on shore, sipping tea,
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telling strangers he used to help a train run.
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Meanwhile, we are here shoveling metaphorical coal
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and trying to keep this show moving.
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Third of the caretaker tender.
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The person who looks after someone or something, or a machine.
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The guy who checks the zoo cages,
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whines the clocks, fills the vending machine.
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You do not notice them until they are gone, and then everything
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smells like teen spirit and despair.
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Tender is invisible.
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Work unnoticed. Heroism.
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The quiet backbone of every system you depend on.
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Tender sneaks into your life in ways you do not even realize.
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The guy who refills the coffee machine at 3 a.m..
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The person who
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makes sure your lights stay on the ship in the storm that never ask for thanks.
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The bartender mixes your drinks, smiles at your dumb jokes,
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and somehow knows you are going to order the same thing three nights in a row
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and judges you for it anyway.
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The bud tender grins behind a door
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like they are holding the world's happiness in a paper bag.
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And sometimes they are.
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The tender executive quietly orchestrates contract bids
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while the rest of us think paperwork is boring.
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A bridge tender lifts bridges for boats or trains,
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deciding fates with a lever and a weary sigh,
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there's a printing roll tender who balances giant rolls of paper
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like an industrial ninja, whispering threats to the press.
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If it misbehaves.
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Commercial diver tender freeze is wet and miserable for the glory of someone else.
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A water tender Hall's liquid life like a mobile miracle worker.
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The machine tender whispers to roaring industrial beasts.
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So your breakfast cereal actually exists.
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A belt tender keeps conveyor smooth and sticky free so your chips do not revolt.
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And now the most delicate, elusive,
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impossible to handle kind of tender, the tender pussy that is Gary to tender.
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To come back wrapped up in the rules.
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Not doing the simplest things without permission.
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Not dancing around like a cat on a hot tin roof.
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He is out there somewhere, letting his wife or I mean his life
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roll past while the rest of us do all the heavy lifting.
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Tender, fragile, gone.
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And if you are counting, yes, I am counting.
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That is one, 23456789.
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Tender.
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Keeping your life from falling apart.
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Meanwhile, Gary is at a window.
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And I swear the thing is closing.
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Is he sneaking in or sneaking out?
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Probably both.
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Like some tender ghost in a drafty train station.
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Tender is everywhere.
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Boats, rails, caretakers, coffee
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machines, bartenders, bud tenders, bridges, paper presses, underwater
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assistance, water trucks, machines, conveyor belts,
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all quietly hauling, pumping, and ferrying the lives of everyone else
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while we sit here eating, swiping, yelling at screens
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and pretending we know what we are doing, wrote a rap about it.
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Like to hear it?
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Here it goes. Boom chicka chicka boom.
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Tender in the boat.
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Tender on the rail. Caretaker hums.
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The ship will not fail.
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Bartender pours but tender grins.
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Bridge tender lifts.
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The show begins printing.
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Roll hums.
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Commercial diver dives water tender flows.
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Keeping life alive.
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Machine tender. Roars felt tender.
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Spins tender is the hero no one ever glorifies but wins
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I am Gay talking all things tender from boats to belts.
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Keeping your life from splinter.
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Bartender pouring shots while your ego surrenders blood
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tender grins while the sunlight splendor bridge tender.
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Lifting steel like it is your fate.
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Printing rolling papers bigger than drawers.
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Hate commercial divers freezing under waves of fate.
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Water tenders hauling life while machines gyrate.
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Machine tender.
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Whispering gears do not revolt.
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Belt tender.
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Spinning snacks like a cold caretaker's humming quietly.
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Nobody shouts
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eight, nine tenders keeping you on hold.
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And Gary at a window. Too scared to show.
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Too tender to come back. Too scared to go.
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Wrapped up in ultimatums. Frozen in tow.
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Meanwhile drawer is here spitting truth for the show.
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Now let us take a cake walk through tender candy land.
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Imagine a bridge tender in yoga pants,
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doing downward dog while lifting a 200 ton drawbridge.
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Meanwhile, a Bud tender whispers advice
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to a cactus because the cactus is sad
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and he doesn't know the difference between you or a cactus.
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Bartender is pouring your third creamy goo while judging the wife.
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Or I mean the life choices that led you to this exact moment.
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If we even have any choices at tall.
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Wow, there's so many old show callbacks.
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Machine tender, staring at a conveyor belt like it is Shao
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Kon from Mortal Kombat two, and your snacks are his heroes.
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Water tender spraying a fire while simultaneously feeding a farm
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and delivering a lot to a neighbor on a unicycle.
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Naked.
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But the coffee is so good and the fire's out so no one cares.
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Caretaker tender checking the zoo cages only to find
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that the chickens are unionizing.
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This is why we don't keep chickens at the zoo.
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Look it up.
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Printing roll tender.
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Rolling, rolling paper like a rolled bucket instead of a rolled wrap.
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Commercial diver tender waving from underwater like the surface is optional.
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Each of these tenders is silently screaming under their breath
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because nobody calls them tender enough for anything but the bridge.
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Tender lifts, the bartenders pour, the divers, freeze
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the belts, spin the coffee refills, and Gary
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Gary is out there thinking he is keeping tenders sacred.
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He is not.
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He is just hiding from the wife.
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Or I mean the life.
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You tender two tender two piece meal for $5,
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two polite, two frozen by someone else's rules.
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Speaking of rules, remember last week on toast?
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Tender is the meat, tender is the butter in the jam.
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The fragile crunch of bread under your fingers.
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And you barely noticed.
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Tender is the coin you did not get.
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Because someone else move faster.
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The wife
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or I mean life is a series of tenders.
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Moving things for you while you blink and wonder why nothing works.
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That is the cruel, ignorant beauty of it all.
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Nowadays.
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And by the way, look at tender closely.
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Spin it around, reverse it in your head.
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Redden, it, redden it like some old horror novel.
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Or maybe the universe just hates vowels.
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Redden it, redden it.
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Resonant tenders keeping the world, afloat.
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And somewhere in the back of your brain the word is whispering,
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laughing at Gary for hiding behind rules.
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Redneck, redneck.
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Now imagine all the world's tenders simultaneously on a stage, each
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doing their job while the audience is just eating popcorn and tweeting insults.
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That is existence.
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That is your Monday.
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That is why I keep talking about tender,
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because it is heroic and it is all invisible except Gary.
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Well, no.
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Well, yes, yes, Gary is still invisible.
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And now, my friends, let us talk about the pinnacle of tender.
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Not boats, not rails, not even Gary as much as he thinks so.
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I am talking chicken tender, crispy, golden angels of the deep fryer,
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the unsung real angels of the lunch menu, the greasy fingered delight
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of every eight year old and 40 year old pretending they are still eight.
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Chicken tenders are tender in name, tender
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and heart tender enough to make you forget your wife.
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Or I mean, your life is collapsing around
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you until you spill honey mustard down your shirt
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that is tender and that is obviously money laundering.
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And think about it.
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All the other tenders in the world, bartenders, water tenders,
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machine tenders are doing actual work,
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but chicken tenders, they are the tender.
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You eat the tender, you savor the tender.
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That makes you realize maybe your wife or I mean,
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your life is not so bad if it comes with a side of freedom fries.
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Gary?
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Gary would be too tender to reach for a freedom fry without permission.
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He is the guy staring at the menu, whispering
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is there swearing with this tender while the rest of us
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are deep in a crispy, golden, saucy existential revelation.
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You cannot forget the dipping sauces.
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You can have your tender plain.
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But I like all kinds of dip in sauces.
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You got all kinds of dip in sauces.
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You got your ketchup, your mustard, your mayonnaise,
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your barbecue sauce, your honey mustard, your buffalo sauce, your hot sauce,
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your soy sauce, your teriyaki, your sweet and sour,
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your blue cheese, your saroja,
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your thousand island, your tartar sauce, your chipotle
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mayo, your garlic aioli, your pesto, your Caesar, your vinaigrette,
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your hoisin, your plum sauce, your chimichurri,
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your peanut sauce, your mango chutney, your tatsuki,
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your wasabi mayo, your avocado crema, your go to giang, your ponzu, your white
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gravy, your brown gravy, your hollandaise, your bearnaise, your salsa roja,
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your salsa verde, your pico de gallo, your queso, your guac, them all.
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Your marinara, your Alfredo, your curry sauce, your yogurt dip,
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your onion jam, your sweet chili, your Cajun remoulade,
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your lemon butter, your dill sauce, your cranberry sauce, your orange glaze,
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your maple sirup, your chocolate sauce, your caramel sauce, your strawberry
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glaze, your mint jelly, your tahini, your harissa,
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your peri peri, your chipotle ranch, your ghost pepper
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sauce, your Carolina reaper mayo, your bourbon glaze, your peach barbecue,
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your apple butter, your pumpkin butter, your fig jam,
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your halal pino jelly, your bacon jam, your beat ketchup,
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your avocado ranch, your truffle Ali, your saffron mayo,
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your curry ketchup, your smoked paprika aioli,
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your maple sirup, your honey chipotle, your garlic honey,
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your lemon aioli, your dill pickle ranch, your watermelon barbecue,
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your blackberry mustard, your lavender honey,
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your espresso barbecue, your pineapple
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habanero, your coconut curry, your strawberry balsamic,
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your blueberry ketchup, your peanut butter barbecue, your ginger soy caramel,
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your cucumber mint yogurt, your bacon grease vinaigrette, your popcorn
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butter ranch, your pickle juice mayo,
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and of course, your regular ranch.
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Chicken tenders bring the crisper flavor,
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the satisfaction, and somehow they are still tender.
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123456789 tenders.
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But this one bites back with strong flavor and tender.
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Picture it a chicken tender running the rail line,
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ferrying passengers on a pretzel bun, a bridge tender suspended
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above a pool of barbecue sauce,
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a machine tender whispering to a fryer.
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It is absurd.
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It is not perfect, but it is tender.
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And Gary is missing it to tender to come back and grab his wife.
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Or I mean life by the basket.
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Chicken tenders are a reminder that even when the world is collapsing,
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even when your conveyor belt is jammed,
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your coffee machine is empty
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and Gary is at a window too scared to enter or leave.
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There is still something in this universe so gloriously
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tender that you can bite into it and forget everything else
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for a few hours every Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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And if these shows are numbered and you've been counting.
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Yes, I am counting to one little,
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two little three little
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four little five little six little seven little eight little nine little tenders.
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Tender little Indian boys.
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That is the chant.
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That is the mantra.
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That is the reminder that while your wife, I mean your life is falling apart,
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someone, somewhere is keeping your coffee warm.
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Your conveyor moving, your train steaming, your bridge standing.
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And Gary is at a window sweating under rules
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that are not even his,
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wondering if he should sneak in, sneak out, or just stay gone forever.
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Tender, fragile.
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Let me drop this tender wrap.
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And one more time.
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My nuggets.
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Tender boat rocking life afloat.
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Tender rail pushing coal like a goat.
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Caretaker humming, fixing clocks.
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No joke.
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Bartender pouring creamy goo.
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You choke but tender grinning.
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All is green on display.
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Bridge tender lifting the way.
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Printing rolls.
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Spinning, rolling paper rolls like a tender buffet.
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Commercial diver freezing cold water flows.
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Water tender.
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Saving farms is above so below.
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Machine tender whispering engines alive
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built tender spinning snacks like shows
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chicken tender golden crispy sauce and rolls.
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Redneck redneck whispering what the heck, nobody knows
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nine kinds of tender keeping the wife here I mean life from being fully exposed.
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So here's to the tender. All of them.
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Every single one of them.
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Thank you for keeping existence from dissolving into complete absence.
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And Gary, the face of the show is tender,
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tender enough to face the show instead of hiding
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behind the ultimatum tendered.
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Now roll the clip.
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What's up guys?
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Dad! What homophobe!
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Today we're going hard for gay dude history month thought.
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You know, you look like the crocodile Hunter.
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Starting off with my Matthew Perry impression.
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Just kidding. I can stand up in three feet of water.
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You know the difference between Ross and Chandler?
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One of them was a Schwimmer boy.
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I'll be mad at friends. Was fun.
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Today, we'll be making poolside
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McFlurry, a dish made famous by Irish international chef McDonald's.
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McDonald's.
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Today, in honor of Pride Month,
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we'll be using this grinder at blender at this month.
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It's not the first ingredient that we need to put
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yo fuck off with our pool of stickers.
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Should you be that close to the pool with your wheelchair?
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She's kind of hot.
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Yeah. Can we just go to McDonald's? Thought that McDonald's.
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You look like a McFlurry with that gator sex doll.
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Got it from your room. That's horse.
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Okay, who's not that helicopter president of Iran.
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That and Kobe.
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Mamba mentality.
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Oh, I feel like Lizzo trying to get out of the ocean.
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Yeah, there was stairs up upstairs.
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No, we're not going to meet tearing you at fucking Chili's,
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because last time I was there, I got a New York strip
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and they turned it into a Gaza strip.
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Burnt to a crisp. Go. Fuck, Terry.
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You know, your bitch mother said you might have to go to summer school.
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Okay. No gown either. If you don't start studying.
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You look like the first ever summer school shooter.
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Bump up cop.
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Oh, fuck.
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Hey. Hola, Amiga. Party.
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Let us cross the stand. That might be a guy.
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Very glad we're not using a kitty litter skip today,
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because I lost the ice cream scoop to my ex-wife in the divorce, I rinsed it.
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We don't have cats.
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This ice cream looks more melted than Ric Flair face.
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Last time I saw something this white, misshapen Meghan Trainor was alleging
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that she's like Lizzo for white girls, Lizzo's Lizzo for white girl.
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Yeah, but this is vanilla.
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So last time I saw something this white and flat, it was Taylor Swift's ass.
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Just kidding. I can see this.
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How was that goddamn teenager going to be? Pressure washing?
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Last time I saw that much pressure and teams he did.
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He invited me to his pool party.
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He did not invite you to fuck you. Shut up.
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Oh, blue ribbon dick.
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Oh, this looks like the remnants of Freddie Mercury's butthole.
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Yeah, people like Freddie Mercury might.
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And I'm positive about that
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as well, bro.
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No. Oh fuck off.
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Esta no bueno.
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Unlike McDonald's ice cream machine, ours works.
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Hopefully.
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But just like McDonald's ice cream machine, I am broke.
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Data using dating apps again.
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No, I got kicked off the last one
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because apparently on black people meat, you both have to be black racist.
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That's time I saw this many broken buttons.
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Chris Christie was putting on a shirt at a lobster fest. It's your food critic.
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No, I don't think he's critical of any food.
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His heart might be in critical condition.
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He's about to put the die in diabetes.
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You know the difference between this poison?
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Your mother one is a fucked up ballot,
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and the other one doesn't need a Liam Hemsworth movie to get wet.
00:23:17
The pool needs a hand with our ice cream.
00:23:20
Turned into Harvey Milk. Was Harvey Milk? Is he an actor?
00:23:23
Nobody got shot up, jigger. That can't say that.
00:23:25
Jigger, please. Oh. It's cool. Yes.
00:23:27
I mean, the fucking thing.
00:23:28
Hey, what's up with your mom's friend Lisa?
00:23:29
She looks like she's competing in the Summer Olympics.
00:23:33
Just like the Klondike bars without the climb off I gave her.
00:23:36
Told.
00:23:39
You are we the Murdoch family?
00:23:41
Because it's whites with liquor
00:23:42
by the water. Also, my son's pissing me off
00:23:44
because he keeps getting this goddamn gator to fuck.
00:23:47
And now the.
00:23:51
Good, solid contacts for us all
00:23:55
right. Oh!
00:23:57
Oh, no! Damn her!
00:23:59
No way! Oh, my goodness.
00:24:02
How's he still standing? Bridge.
00:24:03
We haven't seen a lot in the first few holes.
00:24:06
Talk about so. Oh.
00:24:24
Welcome
00:24:25
to this show with actual live people.
00:24:28
The portion of the show might catch one of those balls.
00:24:32
Do. I caught it right in front of his crotch.
00:24:34
You can actually see.
00:24:35
Of course, it's Facebook, so I can't zoom in.
00:24:39
Right now it has bounced off of him already.
00:24:42
This is how long it takes pain to travel up
00:24:45
and then back down.
00:24:48
Look, it's bounced off of him.
00:24:49
He still is completely unaware.
00:24:54
Oh, you have to show this again. I.
00:24:58
And that guy is the toughest martial I've ever seen.
00:25:01
He hardly flinched, and he's still standing.
00:25:07
In good, solid contact and right in the tender area.
00:25:10
Right.
00:25:12
Oh, God.
00:25:15
Oh, yeah.
00:25:17
That hurt.
00:25:18
Oh, wait. I went before it zoomed in.
00:25:20
Oh, way.
00:25:22
Yeah. That's immediately after he got hit.
00:25:24
I always worried about this. Did anybody see that?
00:25:26
Did they capture that?
00:25:27
Oh my goodness.
00:25:29
How's he still.
00:25:32
Wow. Taking a bruise.
00:25:34
We haven't seen a lot in the first few holes.
00:25:37
Talk about.
00:25:39
That's funny.
00:25:41
Oh you have to show this again
00:25:44
I see.
00:25:46
And that guy is the toughest martial I've ever seen.
00:25:49
He hardly flinched. And he's still standing.
00:25:53
He hardly flinched because it hurt so bad.
00:25:55
His brain just shut down that portion of his body.
00:26:00
So, what do you think of that monologue?
00:26:03
Chicken tenders.
00:26:04
I got chicken tenders in the air fryer right now.
00:26:08
When one of the
00:26:10
change from fowl to tender, I don't know, was it fowl?
00:26:16
You have to say that's what somebody said.
00:26:19
Quite a few. Yeah, a couple days ago.
00:26:21
Good news is fowl content would still apply under tender.
00:26:26
Yeah.
00:26:27
And,
00:26:29
But it I don't know does it.
00:26:32
Does the topic really matter.
00:26:33
The topic kind of fades away by about 1030 anyway.
00:26:37
Then the topic kind of fades away when the host leaves.
00:26:43
Yeah.
00:26:43
We got you know how that goes.
00:26:46
Well, you're a little fucking podcast.
00:26:48
It's worth it.
00:26:50
Maybe he'll come back.
00:26:51
Gary, will you come back? Maybe.
00:26:53
We just didn't ask him. Is he like,
00:26:56
is he that sort of person?
00:26:57
Wait, do you think that's.
00:27:00
You think that's we come back?
00:27:02
He's like, sure, he'll pop right in.
00:27:04
We even ask him.
00:27:05
You'd never ask you.
00:27:06
You know what? You never invited me. That's what I'll say.
00:27:09
I know we would ask him to just be like, okay,
00:27:12
I didn't get an invitation.
00:27:15
Why didn't I get invitation?
00:27:19
Do you even want to be on the show?
00:27:20
Yes. Yes.
00:27:25
No, no, you were right, I was wrong.
00:27:28
I apologize, I'll be right back.
00:27:31
I have to go find a new jabber.
00:27:33
You haven't found this news.
00:27:35
Ever remember when he said that? Right back.
00:27:37
I have to go find a new jabber.
00:27:39
I remember that exact, exact quote.
00:27:43
Remember that day?
00:27:44
Beautiful.
00:27:48
Means the.
00:27:48
We're just.
00:27:49
You're just trying to go heavy chicken.
00:27:51
Then with the tender.
00:27:52
I mean, no, no, no, no loving care of anybody.
00:27:55
Husband to towards his wife and shout out to my wife.
00:27:59
That's great.
00:28:00
So my first thing was an offer I couldn't refuse.
00:28:03
And we were going to go Italian mafia.
00:28:04
But then I was completely offended by the coverage.
00:28:06
There's no authentic coverage.
00:28:08
It's all completely bigoted, racist against the authentic coverage of what?
00:28:12
Italian mafia.
00:28:14
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's an Italian mafia, right?
00:28:16
I want to do a show about that.
00:28:18
But I wasn't ready to give a show about the Italian mafia.
00:28:21
Yeah, you go back to, like, having topics.
00:28:25
Yeah. That's fine.
00:28:26
I'm fine with anything at this point.
00:28:28
Clear.
00:28:29
What if we just, What if you just.
00:28:33
What if we.
00:28:34
What did he just touch my penis?
00:28:38
My opponent, my screen?
00:28:39
You tender because tender.
00:28:43
Because as soon as tender touch my penis.
00:28:45
I wanted to tender
00:28:47
quickly tender subject tender, tender,
00:28:52
tender, tenderly on the cheek
00:28:55
to tenderly quit the podcast because of her.
00:28:59
So here's the thing.
00:29:00
Whenever I look at these and I'm trying to zero in on what Gary
00:29:03
would do on the oil in the old days, if it didn't have to do with religion,
00:29:07
math or the Greek tender scroll all the way down.
00:29:10
So you're not even on the right page yet for the actual one,
00:29:13
the one that has something to do about
00:29:16
tending to things.
00:29:18
Did you learn something, though? I learned something.
00:29:20
Did you know the tender is the name of the ship?
00:29:22
That when you're on a cruise ship and you go to an island,
00:29:23
that it's too shallow, that it can't pull up to port, you
00:29:27
get on a tender and it takes you to shore and then back to the ship.
00:29:32
And if the a little tender boat,
00:29:34
the little car full of coal on the train is the tender car.
00:29:39
I don't know that.
00:29:41
And the tender pussy tends to things I don't know, I don't know.
00:29:45
Tender pussy is.
00:29:46
I guess we will we will find out on the show.
00:29:49
Yes. And then, of course, there's the tender pussy.
00:29:51
That's the tender pussy of the show.
00:29:54
Clearly the one who's. I mean, I'm I'm here.
00:29:56
I'm not afraid.
00:30:00
I'm not afraid of his wife, my wife, the show, the repercussions.
00:30:04
Maybe that's how I think.
00:30:06
I went so far with my statement.
00:30:08
It doesn't happen there.
00:30:12
Well, he's.
00:30:13
He says he was invited, but he wasn't invited.
00:30:15
Officially.
00:30:16
Maybe if we can make it loud enough, his earbuds start buzzing in bed
00:30:19
and he'll get in trouble. Right. At this point, we could call him.
00:30:22
I want to talk to Mrs. Gary. I'm just.
00:30:25
I'm starting not to buy it.
00:30:27
I think.
00:30:27
I would think this is.
00:30:29
I think it's here.
00:30:29
His office.
00:30:30
Like, you know what I just realized for the last ten shows,
00:30:33
I was just sitting in the bottom
00:30:34
little box in the upper corner watching my entire show.
00:30:36
Anyways, so the natural progression or evolution
00:30:41
or intentional progression would be to join more.
00:30:46
Yeah. Fix it.
00:30:48
I tried going the other way, I tried
00:30:50
pleading, I tried mocking,
00:30:53
I tried asking,
00:30:55
I don't at this point, I think I'm,
00:30:58
I think it's my actual favor you're giving like a girl forever.
00:31:01
I feel like a girlfriend broke up with me and I'm like, no,
00:31:04
no, you need to give him an incentive.
00:31:07
Apparently that's how he works.
00:31:09
An ultimatum? Yes. Ultimatum.
00:31:11
Yeah. Sorry. No incentive. Complete wrong thing.
00:31:16
See, the problem is, is I don't think if I existed or not,
00:31:19
had there's any stake in interest
00:31:20
as opposed to, like, I don't know, sex and living with and just utterly
00:31:25
making your life miserable or happy as your wife can do.
00:31:28
I have no stake in that game, so I have no incentive to give him
00:31:32
an incentive.
00:31:35
I have no carrot.
00:31:36
I have no stake
00:31:39
I need to break.
00:31:40
I do have a dog.
00:31:42
Oh, I have a beer.
00:31:44
I should take that invite up, though, to go to dinner.
00:31:46
I could probably find it a lot more sitting across
00:31:48
to having a nice conversation from the Wizard of Oz.
00:31:52
That's a sleepy dog.
00:31:54
That's a baby girl.
00:31:55
That's baby, that's a smell. It don't.
00:31:58
I didn't notice,
00:31:59
I guess, a rare South American flightless fruit bat.
00:32:05
Oh, that's a dog bat.
00:32:08
ANC. You bird.
00:32:10
Get a spotted land seal.
00:32:13
That's a duck.
00:32:14
I don't I don't know what that is.
00:32:16
It's a lickitung.
00:32:17
Pokemons.
00:32:19
That's a real feral in a dog.
00:32:21
That's a disease. Tongue.
00:32:22
Uncooked top ramen noodle soup.
00:32:24
That's called mouth cancer.
00:32:26
Oral cancer.
00:32:28
It's a fancy dog that's a tiny scruff.
00:32:32
And it's an even tinier scruff.
00:32:34
And that's Wilford Brimley incarnated as a dog.
00:32:37
Oh, that's that's a dog.
00:32:40
That's a velociraptor.
00:32:41
Nobody watching the show knows his speech from a dog.
00:32:45
What does that the king and queen of dog to be just a black range?
00:32:51
That's Mufasa.
00:32:52
Racist from the likes of Mexican researchers Jack Harlow.
00:32:58
It's just an anxious kangaroo.
00:33:00
Oh, that was a rare African pygmy
00:33:03
because it.
00:33:09
Is the door
00:33:13
dog par free?
00:33:15
That's a dog and a dog dash a dog under a tree.
00:33:21
And that's two dogs are just one name.
00:33:24
I never mind.
00:33:25
There's a rabbit underground.
00:33:27
And that one's friends with Charlie Brown.
00:33:30
That's a zoom. He's a smart even.
00:33:32
Now I do start thinking, where's the beef?
00:33:36
That's a dog.
00:33:36
That's name is Henry.
00:33:39
And I'm pretty sure that Steve Buscemi.
00:33:42
Those are tiny sausage guys.
00:33:45
And this one has a squatter.
00:33:46
That's a jumpy, roly poly.
00:33:51
And that's a sentient cannoli.
00:33:54
Is that. Oh.
00:34:00
There's also a fired fire tender.
00:34:03
Wait, what would a dog tender be called?
00:34:10
I don't know, dog tastes like chicken.
00:34:14
We got lots of chicken.
00:34:17
So much chicken, so much chicken.
00:34:24
Tenderly,
00:34:26
tenderly.
00:34:28
Tenderness.
00:34:30
That's not.
00:34:30
We're not looking for tenderness.
00:34:34
Tender, tender.
00:34:36
We're not looking for kind of tender but tender.
00:34:39
Tender, tender.
00:34:42
He keeps scrolling down.
00:34:44
Keep scrolling down.
00:34:44
There's there's there's more.
00:34:46
Deaths, deaths.
00:34:47
We call them deaths.
00:34:50
Deaths.
00:34:51
There you go.
00:34:51
A person who looks at after something.
00:34:53
That's what I was going for.
00:34:58
So hard or tender?
00:35:01
Sore. Painful and touch.
00:35:03
Loving.
00:35:03
Gentle.
00:35:07
Wait.
00:35:07
Later. Wait. What's that? That's nothing.
00:35:09
That's another, tender word
00:35:13
is, pseudo membrane.
00:35:18
Fuck are they talking about?
00:35:20
It's not really a matter.
00:35:23
There is resolution of the pseudo membrane leaving a mucus.
00:35:27
And the coast is red, tender and swollen.
00:35:32
That was on that dog.
00:35:33
So hold on. Now I go back to you. Have me a tender and swollen.
00:35:37
I didn't care till you said that.
00:35:39
Was it red?
00:35:41
Tender and swollen?
00:35:45
Pseudo membrane.
00:35:49
This pseudo membrane
00:35:51
segment of the show, brought to you by more tender and tender.
00:35:55
Tender,
00:35:58
tender.
00:35:59
I have never eaten tender.
00:36:00
Have you ever signed up for tender? I have no, no.
00:36:02
Do you have an account?
00:36:04
No. It's so far past my time.
00:36:06
I find I was almost going to sign up for one
00:36:09
just for the sake of the show, just to scroll through. But
00:36:13
speaking of sign up, I did send a, dear flattery
00:36:17
letter to to actual dear flattery, but I haven't.
00:36:20
I'm going to check and see if I got a response.
00:36:22
Yeah, maybe.
00:36:23
Yeah, maybe we can send him someone on the show.
00:36:27
That'd be great.
00:36:28
I did, yeah. Did he respond?
00:36:31
I'm checking right now.
00:36:32
I should have checked before. I just thought of it.
00:36:36
Interesting.
00:36:41
I got tons of sandwiches.
00:36:42
I got tons of Sabina.
00:36:45
I have no comment.
00:36:46
As always, we lost our clipper, so without clips, probably not gonna.
00:36:51
All right. When did I send it?
00:36:53
Like, a week ago.
00:36:58
No. So the funny thing is, I don't think she replies the letter. He.
00:37:01
I'm sorry, he replies, I don't think fladge replies to let you know.
00:37:04
You just have to watch the show and check to see if you were selected.
00:37:08
I'm going to find it and read it though.
00:37:12
Did I read it on the show last week?
00:37:13
I don't think I did
00:37:15
read what?
00:37:19
Read what you say.
00:37:28
I got the first one here, dear flag.
00:37:31
Okay, I've hosted a live podcast for years.
00:37:33
It's my creative outlet, my therapy recently, my wife, let's call her Mrs.
00:37:38
Host, gave me an ultimatum.
00:37:41
I'm not allowed to host the podcast show anymore or divorce.
00:37:46
She says it's for us, not her.
00:37:48
And her reasoning is mostly
00:37:49
because I'm preaching atheism among talking about many other topics.
00:37:53
She's a Christian, and I also was a Christian when we met and wed.
00:37:56
I am no longer a Christian.
00:37:58
I want to respect her wishes, but I feel like this is too much for her to ask.
00:38:03
The show is a piece of what I want to share and document with the world.
00:38:07
It's only a few hours a week commitment
00:38:09
and I don't do much anything else as far as recreation or hobbies, I'm
00:38:13
employed, responsible, and I fulfill all my duties as a husband.
00:38:17
I'm terrified of losing either the show or my marriage.
00:38:20
Is this a fair thing for my wife to ask?
00:38:23
I have chosen to stop hosting the show currently, which is not making me happy.
00:38:28
I discuss getting my wife's blessing so I can return to the show, but nothing.
00:38:32
Is there anything you would recommend?
00:38:33
Signed host in exile.
00:38:41
No, no, not.
00:38:44
It's kind of weird without reading your pledge,
00:38:46
without somebody to go see, I know no one.
00:38:51
It means.
00:38:52
So. Is there anything you would recommend?
00:38:54
No. Have you, tried a new recipe
00:38:58
so it.
00:38:59
It's not as funny, you know what I mean? It's okay.
00:39:01
Yeah.
00:39:02
It'll be all bumbling and
00:39:05
we're in a lab coat in order to have that
00:39:08
kind of.
00:39:15
Breaking news.
00:39:16
The Fladge Rants Live show is currently hiring,
00:39:19
looking for a third chair to fulfill the gaping hole in our show.
00:39:24
We're looking for a new host.
00:39:25
If you want to host a podcast. This is it. Yeah.
00:39:27
Got to go right to number one. You're the ship. Yep.
00:39:30
When you have to work your way up, if you want to take number two,
00:39:32
that's cool too I don't know, I would like to take a number two. You.
00:39:40
Speaking of fire tender,
00:39:42
this was me tending my fire over the week, and I actually was.
00:39:45
Oh, this was Thursday.
00:39:48
I like it a lot.
00:39:49
Actually. No, this was Sunday.
00:39:52
That's. Those are embers. That's not a fire.
00:39:54
Yeah, this was late. We burned.
00:39:56
We burnt trees worth.
00:39:57
There are definitely logs in there. Let me get to the logs.
00:40:00
Let me show you the speaking of number two.
00:40:04
The logs appear right about.
00:40:08
Well, there's the logs.
00:40:08
You can see the logs now.
00:40:11
It's a fantastic fire.
00:40:12
I sends the shit out of my grass, though,
00:40:14
because we didn't want to cut the trees up.
00:40:16
So we just threw my on there. Dried and completely.
00:40:18
Yeah, of course there is. Burn the center of them.
00:40:20
And then.
00:40:20
Yeah, they break in half.
00:40:21
You fold them in. Yeah. Okay.
00:40:24
The grass will be fine next week.
00:40:27
So Peta grass activist, please don't forget flame and a siren.
00:40:33
Oh, yeah.
00:40:34
That was. So you're in there.
00:40:35
And I kind of ruined my peaceful, peaceful time.
00:40:38
Plane and a siren, an airport and.
00:40:43
And near somebody.
00:40:45
Oh, no.
00:40:46
You're showing the clouds.
00:40:50
Did you.
00:40:50
Did I have an anti-aircraft, gun here?
00:40:53
I'm trying to shoot the plane.
00:40:54
Oh, you don't say there.
00:40:57
Allegedly.
00:40:59
I mean, no, not even allegedly.
00:41:02
Oh, his engine just cut you.
00:41:03
You're going to get swatted for real?
00:41:09
Oh. Okay.
00:41:12
Then why did it move on me?
00:41:16
Do you feel edgy?
00:41:17
I've been dating Paul for two years.
00:41:19
I have two children, six and four, whom Paul has loved and accepted.
00:41:25
20, 25.
00:41:26
Is it a woman speaking?
00:41:28
No, no, no, but it's just a.
00:41:30
Is it a man that loves Paul whom Paul accepted since day one?
00:41:35
His patience and affection for them never ceases to amaze me.
00:41:38
Paul has a five year old daughter, Daisy, from a previous marriage,
00:41:42
who spends every other weekend with us.
00:41:44
I am having a hard time accepting her place in our lives.
00:41:47
I want to welcome Daisy, but I'm growing more angry and resentful by the day.
00:41:51
I'm not a mean person.
00:41:52
I love children, so why do I resent her?
00:41:54
So this may sound terrible, but I just want a life with my kids
00:41:58
and the man I love.
00:42:00
Paul can't exclude Daisy from his life and I wouldn't dream of asking him to.
00:42:03
We've already postponed our wedding with a huge issue like this hanging over us.
00:42:08
Help sign Alicia in Atlanta.
00:42:12
It's holding up the wedding
00:42:15
because she doesn't want the kids to be there.
00:42:18
She hates the kid. That must.
00:42:20
Until we get flat.
00:42:21
She's like, oh, I love like, oh, he's great with my kids, but fuck is
00:42:26
there's a there's a connection to when you when you actually give birth to a child,
00:42:30
you have more investment whether you like it or not.
00:42:33
I've never had stepchildren.
00:42:34
I'm sure you could raise a child wonderfully and healthy and beautifully.
00:42:38
That was not.
00:42:38
Yeah, we've got a dog.
00:42:39
Your blood.
00:42:42
Let's not compare humans to dogs.
00:42:44
Not that it's. I mean, dogs are a wonderful connection.
00:42:46
They do take responsibility, but they're not the same.
00:42:50
One of the same.
00:42:51
Okay,
00:42:53
I'm just thinking that, you.
00:42:57
If you made a commitment to her
00:42:58
and she had the children, then you have to treat them
00:43:01
like somebody asked me which one of my children are the favorite?
00:43:04
I would say my son 100%,
00:43:07
but I would never say that with my daughter around her on public.
00:43:09
Oops. Yeah.
00:43:12
No. And obviously I'm joking.
00:43:13
I know no,
00:43:15
no parent, especially if there is a favorite one would ever admit it.
00:43:19
Both my children are equal and if I adopted a child,
00:43:22
I would like to think that I would treat them equally.
00:43:24
But it's probably difficult, especially if you only.
00:43:26
Let's say you only had two pieces of pizza and there were three of them.
00:43:29
Who do you think isn't going to get the slice?
00:43:31
The adopted one?
00:43:32
Cinderella, if you will.
00:43:34
What do you think? Sad.
00:43:35
Guru thinks about the situation.
00:43:37
Whichever one is fatter,
00:43:40
doesn't need the vet triage. Yes. What?
00:43:42
The most needed is the most cared for?
00:43:44
Actually, no, no, no, the one that's.
00:43:45
I would do it the other way around.
00:43:46
The one that here's the here's us for triage, trying to even an out. So
00:43:52
the one that if you
00:43:53
feed the one the least the fattest way that would work.
00:43:56
Hey, you know what?
00:43:57
How come that doesn't work that way when it comes to,
00:43:59
this whole liberal aspect of them trying to, you know,
00:44:04
equality and, what do they call it?
00:44:06
For the kind of even out the field, the playing field, my brain
00:44:11
does the fuck they call it. Yeah. Equity.
00:44:12
They do that with with food as well.
00:44:14
Yeah. Why don't they do equity with food.
00:44:16
There is there is food equity.
00:44:17
Did you didn't you see what they just did was snap.
00:44:19
They a lot of states not Michigan but a lot of states cut
00:44:23
snacks, you know, sweets and snacks.
00:44:26
Junk food from snap.
00:44:29
And they're not happy about it.
00:44:32
Okay. Well then they'll still buy.
00:44:34
They'll buy then fucking whatever the hell they can purchase
00:44:38
and then sell to someone and then use that money to buy candy.
00:44:41
So, but that's fraud.
00:44:43
So that's what they do, though.
00:44:45
That's right.
00:44:47
But one of them is fraud, and one of them is allowed wrongness.
00:44:50
Those are two different that like
00:44:51
if the system is say it is allowing it, it's not fraud.
00:44:54
And you still morally wrong, then it's a bigger deal to bigger wrong.
00:44:57
To me.
00:45:00
But what the fuck do I know?
00:45:01
I'm a tiny little bird, was very exuberant and happy and winter started coming.
00:45:07
It should have gone south, but it was so happy it forgot about it.
00:45:11
And little late.
00:45:12
Then it tried to fly, but because of the cold its wings froze and fell down.
00:45:17
A car was passing that way,
00:45:19
and it dropped a heap of dung, and it fell right on the bird.
00:45:22
The warmth of the donkey.
00:45:23
I don't understand what he's saying.
00:45:25
Wow. Why?
00:45:26
Thought every Indian story. I don't have an Indian accent.
00:45:29
Got you. Hold on, hold on.
00:45:32
Why does it always have to do with dung?
00:45:33
Every Indian story has to do with dung.
00:45:36
You've got a beautiful accent.
00:45:38
But I did say the fucking word you're saying.
00:45:42
I don't know,
00:45:43
I didn't do all of the wings.
00:45:45
Thighs melted away and it felt happy and warm.
00:45:48
Tick tick tick.
00:45:49
It started tweeting from inside the dung.
00:45:52
It couldn't get up, but it was happy.
00:45:54
Inside the a cat was going by it.
00:45:56
Word is bird tweaking.
00:45:58
It opened up the down on the edge of the bird.
00:46:01
The moral of the story is, not
00:46:03
everybody who heaps dung on you is your enemy.
00:46:06
Not everybody who gets you out of shit is your friend.
00:46:10
And above all, when you're in a heap of shit, keep your mouth shut.
00:46:15
Okay?
00:46:16
I'm saying this because we have created a world.
00:46:19
Now, if I have trouble, I must talk to everybody in the world.
00:46:22
They're all going to give 1000 solutions.
00:46:24
No. When you feel you're in trouble, please
00:46:27
just spend some time upon yourself.
00:46:29
Invest some time and energy upon yourself.
00:46:32
Because it is.
00:46:33
Let's each other's troubles.
00:46:34
You accept what you allow.
00:46:36
Isn't this value of solitude is totally gone in the world, in this generation?
00:46:41
Please bring it back if you want to make yourself of some substance.
00:46:46
Masturbating this habit.
00:46:48
So much to come.
00:46:49
Tiny little balls.
00:46:50
And I would spend some time with you so
00:46:54
some alone time.
00:46:55
That's all he's talking about.
00:46:56
That's fine.
00:46:57
Yeah, that'll keep you out of trouble. Actually.
00:46:59
It'll keep you centered. Healthy.
00:47:02
Yeah.
00:47:02
And spend all your time isolated and alone.
00:47:06
I know masturbation, masturbating.
00:47:09
Right.
00:47:11
So, Yeah, I mean, dive, dive into some news stories
00:47:15
as a local news story here in Detroit.
00:47:19
Dateline got tons of those.
00:47:21
Is it breaking news or just regular news?
00:47:23
I know that's kind of breaking.
00:47:24
I mean.
00:47:31
It's a couple days old, but,
00:47:35
Apparently there was a,
00:47:40
Dead 15 year old in a cemetery,
00:47:42
which makes you think, like, okay.
00:47:46
I mean, yeah, it said he was 15.
00:47:51
Sorry.
00:47:53
You click on that, and I like it.
00:47:54
Technically, it is. Not.
00:47:57
But when I first had this come of come across, I'm just like, okay.
00:48:01
Yeah.
00:48:01
Of course we're like, where else with the dead
00:48:05
could be?
00:48:07
Well, we
00:48:10
he wasn't buried was he?
00:48:13
Yeah.
00:48:14
I didn't read the rest of the article, I'm pretty sure.
00:48:16
No, but, I just assumed
00:48:19
it's probably not.
00:48:20
But, what's that famous zombie movie or TV show?
00:48:23
Why can't I think of it?
00:48:24
I mean, it's, This this kid died, so he looks like he's right
00:48:27
out of central casting for that zombie TV. Oh,
00:48:31
Yes. Mo mo.
00:48:33
And don't don't go with Mo and go with, like, a Delta mons.
00:48:36
Great. Only time. Delta is good too.
00:48:39
That's fantastic. I'd rather have Delta.
00:48:41
Yeah, yeah, I think I'd rather have Delta as well, but
00:48:44
Mo in second
00:48:45
Delta let you change the little heat cold exchanger for fucking 16 bucks
00:48:50
instead of replacing the whole Louis 400 with us today.
00:48:54
Fix boy's remains were found at Mount Hazel Cemetery on
00:48:58
what is remains like the.
00:49:02
Yeah. This isn't the body.
00:49:03
Or was he, like, burnt?
00:49:04
Yeah. It was.
00:49:05
It was right below a tombstone with his name, not the date.
00:49:08
He was just larger just south of Seven Mile.
00:49:12
Did you say last year from his last?
00:49:13
No year. About seven news. Detroit's like. There you go.
00:49:16
I don't want to see him with his kid.
00:49:17
That's a family.
00:49:19
No, no, I don't.
00:49:23
I want to make fun of this out of context that he's a human being at all.
00:49:26
So goddamn it, when they show him with his kid as they come to terms with a job.
00:49:31
Oh, they came that well, why would they do that?
00:49:34
The family came to terms with who's that?
00:49:39
Why would this play?
00:49:39
Goddammit?
00:49:41
Why is it Mount Hazel on a complete flatland?
00:49:43
Into the disappearance and murder of Lawrence Dowell is well underway.
00:49:47
His family is.
00:49:48
I've been all over Michigan and southeastern Michigan.
00:49:51
There's no malice here at Henry Ford High School in Detroit.
00:49:55
Maybe mask mount planning his funeral.
00:49:57
I will just say, why.
00:50:01
Because he haven't done that to nobody.
00:50:04
To the point where they got to wait.
00:50:06
Hold on.
00:50:07
He ain't done nothing to nobody.
00:50:09
So that's probably why they.
00:50:14
Will.
00:50:14
Nothing she say done or done?
00:50:18
Well, hold on.
00:50:19
I don't know you like that
00:50:21
because he have a hanging donuts and nobody he ain't done.
00:50:26
So you said done right.
00:50:29
He ain't done. So that's two negatives.
00:50:31
It just kind of equals each other.
00:50:33
Here is the third negative.
00:50:36
One more time.
00:50:36
Can you say it one, one more time.
00:50:40
What's his name?
00:50:43
All in Detroit now.
00:50:45
They're planning his funeral.
00:50:46
I would just say why?
00:50:51
Does he have.
00:50:53
He want to know
00:50:56
why he don't know nobody.
00:51:00
Nobody. Not close to each other.
00:51:03
Because it's 590.
00:51:04
We haven't. That's the first.
00:51:07
That's eight.
00:51:08
Don't know where they got it.
00:51:10
Nothing doing like anybody.
00:51:12
Not at all. Mechanical.
00:51:14
Didn't answer anything. Negatives.
00:51:16
So that works out to be.
00:51:19
You did it.
00:51:20
He did some some money.
00:51:21
It's a positive. Yeah he did.
00:51:23
Yeah I had to count that in my head.
00:51:24
But evens are always going to be better.
00:51:27
She thinks we weren't looking into that.
00:51:29
But this is what this is kind of investigation work.
00:51:31
You get unsatisfied drains left basically
00:51:34
leads to have this happen.
00:51:37
15 year old Lawrence Dow was missing earlier.
00:51:40
Obviously he had to have done something to somebody for them to do this.
00:51:44
I mean, this isn't just happened this week, is there was this
00:51:47
that's real shaming in a way like that, I don't know.
00:51:51
He may have just been walking around minding his own fucking business.
00:51:53
Two maybe he walked into the wrong tent.
00:51:56
I don't know,
00:51:58
maybe he walked into the right tent
00:52:00
and they end up talking about this, my everyday person.
00:52:03
I'm sorry, I don't see this every day.
00:52:05
This is my little brother.
00:52:06
I don't want to see her crying. I raised him and she.
00:52:08
That's the same thing outside.
00:52:10
What does that stand for?
00:52:11
We met back up.
00:52:15
Just a just a just a hit.
00:52:17
Yeah.
00:52:17
Just turn it back to her.
00:52:21
Where'd she go?
00:52:22
Yeah.
00:52:22
Well, no.
00:52:24
And her, that's a him.
00:52:26
Oh she's gone. And what's.
00:52:28
Oh that's nice. Yeah. Nicole
00:52:31
a mix of what I kind of mixed
00:52:34
what I just said.
00:52:40
So this is just an unsolved mystery.
00:52:42
So we're asking people to contact I don't know, I'm
00:52:43
sure a police if they know anything last seen.
00:52:45
It's weird out here.
00:52:47
So disclaimer, you know, when shootings happen in Detroit,
00:52:50
it's never gets reported on.
00:52:51
But when officers found him, his detectives and stuff,
00:52:55
they don't care about researching the fact of a dark summer in Detroit.
00:52:58
Well, I mean, I want to hear that.
00:53:00
I don't think it's their fault.
00:53:01
I think they only have so much budget
00:53:03
and they'd rather go into easy things with the look at the gun shot, instead of
00:53:06
wasting a bunch of resources and still ending up empty handed with no result.
00:53:11
Therefore, it just gets pushed away
00:53:13
and the police and the FBI agents have a fun little thing that they say.
00:53:16
As long as the file is touched
00:53:18
every so many months or years or weeks, whatever, however level the file is,
00:53:22
that they can keep it open forever and keep billing it even.
00:53:27
I mean, you know how like you can potentially like
00:53:30
if someone is having a medical issue due to like
00:53:33
drugs or something, supposedly, usually in the movies, you see this?
00:53:36
I don't know.
00:53:36
I don't know anyone who's ever actually done this.
00:53:38
But like, you know,
00:53:39
you can just like roll up to a hospital and just kind of like throw them out
00:53:44
and like, they have to, like, take care of them, right?
00:53:47
So, like, it'd be like dropping off, you know, somebody
00:53:51
at a police station or
00:53:52
some shit, like, is this kind of what?
00:53:56
What, like since he was dead, they just kind of go, well, we'll just kind of.
00:54:00
You think it was a hospital that dumped him there, like, it's it's.
00:54:02
No, she just saying, like, whoever he was with, like, you know, if he was sick
00:54:06
in the from drugs or something, nobody wanted to get in trouble.
00:54:09
They probably drop him off in front of the fucking
00:54:11
push him inside and then kind of run away, you know what I mean?
00:54:14
Like, is this kind of like, oh, he's dead.
00:54:16
So let's just cut to the chase,
00:54:17
drop him off at the cemetery and just kind of skedaddle.
00:54:21
Maybe you think they were maybe a little over open grave and they three
00:54:25
to be.
00:54:26
They're probably looking for an open grave and couldn't find him.
00:54:29
And where he was last seen at the Mount Hazel Cemetery Thursday evening.
00:54:33
I don't think they leave graves open for more than the time.
00:54:35
Like they'll do it in the morning and fill it.
00:54:37
And his family is like, wait, hold on, hold on.
00:54:42
The evening, investigators say he was wearing a ski mask and gloves
00:54:46
when officers found him. His.
00:54:51
That weird?
00:54:54
That's a weird detail.
00:54:55
So the story, it says 6 p.m., 84 degrees.
00:54:59
So I can I can assume safely
00:55:02
that this is recent and not this was like a couple days ago.
00:55:05
Yeah. This is like three days ago. His well, wait.
00:55:08
But his remains. So he could have been there since winter.
00:55:10
I'm. I'm trying to find I've turned over a new leaf,
00:55:13
trying to find the optimistic things.
00:55:15
And this instead of being a pessimistic
00:55:16
working winter jacket, had skis attached to his feet.
00:55:21
Yeah, yeah, he did it.
00:55:21
Yeah. That's great question.
00:55:23
If he had a ski mask on, did he indeed have a ski tag on his zipper?
00:55:27
That would help
00:55:29
if you don't have a
00:55:30
ski tag because any anybody, any young person that goes skiing
00:55:33
keeps that tag on their coat, at least for a month.
00:55:36
It show everybody. Look, I fucking went skiing.
00:55:39
No one would be you.
00:55:40
So I mean, nobody would be like, hey, if I'm.
00:55:43
If I like if Gary were to murder his wife, I don't think he dumped her somewhere.
00:55:48
I don't think he ski magically ignoring it seems weird to do.
00:55:53
Right, gentlemen,
00:55:55
let's broaden our minds.
00:55:57
Lauren. It's like. Okay. Oh, we we murdered.
00:56:00
We murdered. Okay, where are we going to dump them?
00:56:02
We got dump them in the cemetery. Fuck.
00:56:03
Well, quick, grab the ski mask and gloves and put them on them really quick.
00:56:07
No. More likely he was trying to do somebody wrong and he got wronged more so.
00:56:11
And then they ended his life.
00:56:12
And then they were just, like, drugged, gone bad, robbery gone bad.
00:56:16
And then they're like, you know what?
00:56:18
In a normal real world,
00:56:20
we could call the police and they would say, hey, I was attacked.
00:56:22
And then this person fucking started us and we'd self-defense.
00:56:25
We killed them.
00:56:25
But in this world, they're probably like,
00:56:28
Holy shit,
00:56:28
dump the body, get the fuck out of here and hope nothing happens
00:56:30
because it's Detroit and nothing will probably happen.
00:56:34
I don't know, you see that shit nowadays
00:56:36
where cameras like cameras everywhere.
00:56:39
Yeah, that last the one a couple of weeks ago that I had, that was, It was.
00:56:44
I don't even fucker on the bike.
00:56:47
You don't even need to rely on people piecing it together.
00:56:49
You can just be like, hey, ChatGPT, go find me footage.
00:56:52
We did it second and third, fourth, fifth, whatever.
00:56:54
With any a of speed.
00:56:57
I am a blue Ford Bronco.
00:57:01
You know, I just saw the case just randomly, but that came out of nowhere.
00:57:04
I manifested it, and now there.
00:57:07
That's your suspect?
00:57:08
Allegedly.
00:57:09
There.
00:57:09
Why, there's this grim discovery, another artifact of a dark summer in Detroit
00:57:13
in which violence has touched or snuffed out the lives of several young people.
00:57:17
That's a really shockers.
00:57:19
And that's really, you know, we should want to do more piece on
00:57:22
that is the executive director of Called Up, a nonprofit that reaches mentors.
00:57:26
And I'm over 50 boys I stopped being shocked about,
00:57:30
I don't know, 40 years ago for you working with.
00:57:33
What does he mean? We should be shocked. We should.
00:57:35
You should be offended and take action.
00:57:37
But if you're still shocked, you are in the wrong frame of mind to help my friend.
00:57:41
In the meantime, if you have any information
00:57:43
about what happened to Lawrence Durrell, please call Detroit police being shocked.
00:57:47
You need to be tended to.
00:57:48
You need a tender if you're in shock.
00:57:50
One of the cities where you're not in any position to be tender is Detroit.
00:57:55
One 800 speak up.
00:57:58
I like how the views are much younger.
00:58:00
Do we talk about the Detroit, newscaster
00:58:03
that had his house raided for
00:58:06
or what?
00:58:06
Appropriate? CP
00:58:09
they just said it was inappropriate.
00:58:11
CP I have no, I don't think you
00:58:14
but they raided his house and after a whole bunch
00:58:16
of bashing his name and everything.
00:58:17
Oh, yeah.
00:58:18
Hank Winchester.
00:58:20
Winchester. Yeah, I thought about talking about it.
00:58:22
I think it was a recent CV.
00:58:25
They completely let everything go. No.
00:58:28
No charges.
00:58:28
Everything dropped today or yesterday or Friday.
00:58:31
I think it was alleged CP and yeah, even though
00:58:36
even though friends in high places or he's innocent,
00:58:39
I've allegedly allegedly
00:58:41
that's ignoring he's been featured on the drew and my radio
00:58:47
show and podcasts for a handful of years just in random.
00:58:51
So like just a random book, call them every once in a while.
00:58:55
Seems like a good dude.
00:58:57
I don't know him directly, so, I mean, I'm sure people thought Charles Charles Pugh
00:59:01
was a good guy, too, you know what I mean?
00:59:02
But, no, apparently it's it's what he's doing,
00:59:06
although there's no charges or everything got released or dropped or whatever,
00:59:10
but it doesn't matter because it kind of, you know, supposedly that
00:59:15
the ones that that
00:59:16
kind of damage is done in that kind of stink is on you.
00:59:21
I used to love Charles Pugh.
00:59:22
What did he do? You.
00:59:25
But you don't know? No.
00:59:28
Or maybe I do, but I forgot it's really something bad.
00:59:32
Yeah, he's grooming children.
00:59:34
No. Really? Yeah.
00:59:36
And then he fucking.
00:59:37
He moved to, like, New York
00:59:41
and got a job as a waiter trying to kind of not, like,
00:59:44
not not run away from it, but just kind of escape and pretend
00:59:47
like, no, no, I'm just going to add a Chucky cheese, though.
00:59:50
No, I don't know, but, you didn't know that.
00:59:54
Pew pew pew pew.
00:59:59
No, you that I mean, I guess I did.
01:00:07
This segment does not work without Gary, but I might do it again.
01:00:10
Where is it? Yeah. Damn it, it's an old. It's an old.
01:00:18
Yeah.
01:00:18
It's fucking. It's an all the links.
01:00:21
So it doesn't go right to the Wayne County website.
01:00:23
But there's literally Wayne County.
01:00:25
Charles for charged with six counts of criminal sexual assault.
01:00:28
Him a charge.
01:00:29
Kelsey, 44, New York, in connection with sexually inappropriate behavior
01:00:33
with a 14 year old teenage male.
01:00:36
14. I mean, but it won't.
01:00:38
Oh, yeah, it's almost there for, I mean.
01:00:43
Potato, potato.
01:00:47
Oh, wait.
01:00:47
When he.
01:00:47
Oh, he was released three years ago,
01:00:49
city Council President Charles Pugh is released.
01:00:52
For the record, I was joking at noon.
01:00:54
Back in any type of.
01:00:56
Although remember, that's not pedophilia.
01:00:58
A 14 year old. There's a different name for it.
01:01:00
And they're they're looking for extra separation rights.
01:01:03
They don't want to be compared with those pedophile like pedo.
01:01:07
You have to be pediatric, which is a certain age of 14
01:01:09
does not qualify, even though legally I think it's 18 or 17 and younger. But
01:01:16
I forgot what the word is.
01:01:17
I'm going to look it up while we're watching the rest of this poor Mr.
01:01:19
Pugh, help me. Hank.
01:01:22
No, actually, I'm not going to Google
01:01:23
anything about help me find some child porn.
01:01:25
Hank.
01:01:27
So Hank Winchester was an addict.
01:01:29
He's innocent.
01:01:30
He innocent? All charges dropped today.
01:01:33
Yeah.
01:01:35
So that's weird. That's even weirder to me.
01:01:37
Why would it go?
01:01:38
How would it go that far?
01:01:39
That they raided his house and they're just like, oops, these are bad, bro.
01:01:44
These kids are 14.
01:01:46
They're 18.
01:01:47
Damn it.
01:01:50
I don't know.
01:01:51
Yeah.
01:01:52
I've testified I've testified as an expert computer witness for people
01:01:55
that have
01:01:56
actually had CPP on their computer, but it was had nothing to do with them.
01:01:59
It was triggered from those old viruses that used to put it on your computer
01:02:02
and then try to extort you.
01:02:05
Yeah.
01:02:05
And it was easy.
01:02:06
Oh, I just
01:02:09
in this,
01:02:10
I don't know, just seems weird that, no,
01:02:12
no, he's going to come busting our.
01:02:15
Don't say I don't know that segue.
01:02:17
Don't you know, it's just going to become busting in my fucking door going,
01:02:21
you've got CP and it's like, oh no, because I don't
01:02:25
and I don't see how that one, I was there just a thumbs up.
01:02:28
And my fucking
01:02:30
window box fuck was that?
01:02:33
I didn't I didn't know, I didn't see it.
01:02:34
I don't know what you're talking about.
01:02:35
That's, that has to be your computer. CP.
01:02:40
Yeah, but no one's combusting in the door and get accuse me of that.
01:02:43
You know why? Because there's nothing going on.
01:02:45
So I mean, where there's smoke, there's fire, right?
01:02:48
Allegedly,
01:02:50
acquitted of all charges.
01:02:53
I always there can be plenty of smoke without fire
01:02:56
charges dropped, not acquitted of charges.
01:02:58
All charges dropped cuz I just had a fire.
01:03:00
That's a ridiculous. That's a ridiculous statement.
01:03:03
You can have tons of smoke without fire in August.
01:03:05
Rod Meloni is live with reaction to the release rod.
01:03:09
Now if you're looking for fire, I would follow the smoke.
01:03:11
Good afternoon Sandra.
01:03:12
You know, we're at a place here where Charles Pugh had.
01:03:14
Why does he have a fire coat on?
01:03:16
He ran for City of Fire ten.
01:03:17
Why wouldn't he anchor?
01:03:19
And he knew there was a fire. President.
01:03:21
Maybe there will be a fire.
01:03:22
City hall back in 2010.
01:03:24
And yet, by 2001, this is all due.
01:03:27
They've cleaned the spirit of Detroit. Yet I was down there.
01:03:29
Wasn't green like that from office.
01:03:31
He lets cleaner and they found him later working as a waiter in New York City.
01:03:36
They stripped it.
01:03:36
It's black away from his problems like it should be.
01:03:39
The spirit of Detroit should be black, right? We all agree.
01:03:42
Where he was being held in prison.
01:03:43
He was held for five years.
01:03:45
He was released on parole.
01:03:47
He had friends come pick him up.
01:03:48
And so now apparently, like, yeah, it's weird.
01:03:51
So I was like, because all the text messages and stuff are public.
01:03:54
And, like, he was like, so trying to groom this fucking this kid,
01:03:59
and he's like, the kid's not really that into it,
01:04:02
but the kid likes the money and stuff and so Pew's like bribing him with shit
01:04:06
and it's. Yeah, it's fucking gross. Yeah.
01:04:11
The kid's like,
01:04:12
trying to get out of it, but kind of like in the.
01:04:15
He was like, send me pictures, send me, you know?
01:04:17
And he's like, the kid's like half, you know, doing it.
01:04:20
And he, you very specifically asks for better lighting,
01:04:24
like, like you.
01:04:28
The kids try not to like the people sitting in the picture.
01:04:31
So that's an amateur picture.
01:04:33
What you want to do is
01:04:35
face the sunlight and get a ring camera cock.
01:04:39
More of the what? His original problem.
01:04:41
Sorry.
01:04:42
King Ram, Rick Cameron, Sega Dick right through a by William Cycling,
01:04:45
an attorney who was representing a young man who said that Charles Pugh
01:04:49
had essentially him and sexually assaulted him.
01:04:53
And so we reached.
01:04:53
He looks more in shape now. Talk to him to get.
01:04:56
Isn't that so? You know, they're coming out of prison?
01:04:58
Yeah. At the earliest possible moment.
01:05:00
When you say they all do
01:05:03
know because I was like my girlfriend even.
01:05:06
What exactly did you mean by that?
01:05:08
They all.
01:05:09
My girlfriend and I have been heavy into love after lockup and, Peacock, I think.
01:05:14
Great fucking great fucking show.
01:05:17
But a dude dude is in there for, like, three years,
01:05:19
and he got out and he was fucking ripped as shit.
01:05:23
It's like, yeah, there's nothing else to do in there, I guess, but I don't know.
01:05:25
You're not getting your protein, but, you know, I mean, it's
01:05:28
I don't know how that works.
01:05:30
Well, they're definitely half of them are getting their protein.
01:05:34
Who are these girls?
01:05:36
The NFL now has 12 teams
01:05:40
with new male cheerleaders on the squad.
01:05:45
These are the two, Minnesota Vikings team.
01:05:47
And since we're the Lions and we don't like the Vikings,
01:05:49
I thought we would show them.
01:05:52
But what's
01:05:52
funnier is I was one of those teams.
01:05:56
I'm going to lead as much as I can into this, but I can't tell Rumble.
01:05:59
But Antonio Brown has a wonderful segment.
01:06:01
Every each week
01:06:02
he picks the cracker of each day he picks the cracker of the day on his.
01:06:06
See, I don't think I can even say cracker,
01:06:09
but cracker.
01:06:10
You guys know I, I
01:06:12
if I said, Troy, you're in the end, you're a guy, then it's bad.
01:06:16
But if I say so-and-so something, something reference cracker, fuck off.
01:06:19
It's news and reporting it
01:06:22
instead of being his that of the day.
01:06:24
He changed it to the f slur and he picked these guys.
01:06:28
This is f slur of the day.
01:06:31
And then of course the internet blew up.
01:06:33
But the bad thing is all this negative. They were people.
01:06:35
Their outrage is what made me aware of both sides of the story.
01:06:39
All sides of this story.
01:06:42
But here's my thing.
01:06:43
So I grow it up, sides at my, I don't want to say it, but at my prep
01:06:49
high school, we had male cheerleaders, but they would beat the shit out of you.
01:06:54
I mean, they were athletic motherfuckers. They were like gymnasts.
01:06:57
They were not gay by it.
01:06:58
Well, maybe they were gay, but you couldn't tell
01:07:00
by looking like these guys are very feminine,
01:07:02
and they're not lifting the cheerleaders and throwing them like male cheerleaders.
01:07:05
They're doing the exact same routine in the same line with pompoms.
01:07:09
And I guess I'm old because this is freaking me out a little bit.
01:07:17
Well, it's freaking you out about it.
01:07:20
That.
01:07:23
They are, I don't know.
01:07:25
I mean, I guess it's okay for a man to be that feminine, that the,
01:07:29
especially the guy on our left is just a little extra, like, guy on the right?
01:07:34
You could.
01:07:34
I'm not sure. Okay.
01:07:35
There's a video.
01:07:36
Him maybe a stride, maybe he's not walking that you know, cute, LGBTQ.
01:07:42
Plus, the guy on the left is definitely like,
01:07:46
he's like, hey, you know, he's got that.
01:07:50
Look at me.
01:07:51
The thing is, is the guy, you know, the guy on the right is this.
01:07:55
Other than the smile, I guess they maybe caught him at a bed, but
01:07:58
this this might not be as bad as you think.
01:08:00
I don't know, I haven't seen this.
01:08:02
Is this a video or just a picture?
01:08:04
No, it's just a picture.
01:08:05
There's videos that I don't.
01:08:07
I can get the video. I mean, what kind of shit are they doing?
01:08:10
Are they?
01:08:11
So then I'm telling you,
01:08:12
the linemen, the pompoms are going to go team go or they be in unison.
01:08:16
Launch the bitches extra high in the air. Right?
01:08:18
That's what I just said, right?
01:08:20
Do you watch the shoes launch the bitches extra high in the air.
01:08:22
The guy on the left is more the go team.
01:08:24
Go now. He's just pulled back.
01:08:26
They're both scrawny little fuckers.
01:08:28
They're probably gonna come over and kick my ass and then fuck me in the ass.
01:08:30
But I'm not asking for that by any means.
01:08:34
In fact, no, I do not consent to that.
01:08:37
There is no different role.
01:08:39
They're not, they're not, they're.
01:08:41
I think they might even have skirts.
01:08:42
Now they have shorts, but I think all the girls have shorts on.
01:08:45
They wear the same uniforms.
01:08:46
These are like transgender cheerleaders,
01:08:49
but without, you know,
01:08:52
I don't know, maybe.
01:08:53
Why don't they just say they're manly men?
01:08:56
But every college I go to, my.
01:08:57
I go to my college, my kid's college.
01:09:00
I go to football games and tailgates, and they all have male cheerleaders.
01:09:03
Some of them have,
01:09:04
like all male cheerleader squads, to go along with the all female
01:09:07
cheerleader squads. And then they intermix.
01:09:09
But they're like throwing people and catching people.
01:09:11
They're strong gymnasts and athletes.
01:09:14
They're not out there in the same uniforms,
01:09:16
doing the same high kicks like the Rockettes.
01:09:19
Not that there's anything wrong with them.
01:09:20
I just I just want to know people's comment.
01:09:23
There is if it's tongue in cheek, if it's in jest.
01:09:26
But if you're out there going like, I'm a Rockette,
01:09:30
sure, that's fine, I guess.
01:09:33
And here's where here's my position is that as a woman,
01:09:36
as a woman, you're a woman.
01:09:39
As a woman, I mean, you can identify as a woman.
01:09:42
Are you identifying as a woman for the statement?
01:09:45
What a fuck starts a conversation like that
01:09:48
as a woman?
01:09:50
As a woman, I would be offended at the mocking of womanhood.
01:09:54
That's my problem.
01:09:56
What is a woman?
01:09:59
Something about a specific chromosome
01:10:01
and possibly a vagina.
01:10:05
I had possibly
01:10:06
because there are some anomalies.
01:10:11
Minnesota Vikings getting ready to tackle their rivals
01:10:14
as the NFL season approaches.
01:10:17
But the team so far,
01:10:20
thanks to that, this is.
01:10:22
Oh my God, you do not hear me.
01:10:23
I said I could find the video.
01:10:25
I didn't want to. It's horrific.
01:10:29
I mean it shows.
01:10:30
Do you see?
01:10:31
They're nice.
01:10:32
I went to a lot of games with my family. Mainly.
01:10:34
My dad was definitely watching
01:10:36
chillers, thinking like, I wish I could do dad's thing.
01:10:38
That role model for other little kids who don't know that this is an option.
01:10:41
But if you like, they don't know someone like me
01:10:44
because they are banging all the other cheerleader.
01:10:47
That's if you look at them, if if you call them a gay, whatever,
01:10:50
they would just look at you and go, come to the party after.
01:10:53
I'll prove to you that I'm not, because we are all banging everyone in college.
01:10:57
I don't know, you know, I always scoff when like certain demographics, you know,
01:11:01
they need that, that person to break that barrier and be like,
01:11:05
oh, I know, I see someone that looks like me.
01:11:08
So now I know that I can be that too.
01:11:11
Like I'm.
01:11:13
But I didn't even
01:11:13
think of that being them for me to go, oh, I could maybe try to be a rapper.
01:11:17
I never, you know,
01:11:19
I mean, it's like but it in this instance, this actually makes sense like that
01:11:25
because you didn't realize that like, dudes
01:11:27
were even, like allowed in this game
01:11:30
at that position.
01:11:31
Oh no, I did there do there were male male cheerleaders.
01:11:36
They were they looked like a drum major.
01:11:38
Bitches in the air.
01:11:39
Yeah, yeah.
01:11:41
It's not that's not what they're not like
01:11:45
putting some extra on it.
01:11:47
Like, and I can't I love the spin.
01:11:50
Look at that.
01:11:51
Look at that.
01:11:51
You can't play the Antonio Brown quote because obviously YouTube.
01:11:56
See the Latina down and make it a little classy.
01:12:00
This dude's just putting an extra on it.
01:12:02
And he's like trying to get I think this dude's trying to fuck this one.
01:12:05
And so he's like just staring him down.
01:12:07
But I don't think it would be the case.
01:12:08
Exactly what the the woman it's after announcing two new. Yeah.
01:12:11
Which is cheerleading squad.
01:12:13
That's my point.
01:12:14
It's even the weirdest team. Negative mean.
01:12:17
I'm not even saying it's weird.
01:12:19
It's just unsettling.
01:12:20
Not terrifying. Parody.
01:12:23
But it's not kind of rude.
01:12:24
I mean, it'd be great if they were doing it.
01:12:25
And even a former under his comic, Antonio Brown, that's his comment.
01:12:30
They find random people from I love when they quote random people from internet.
01:12:35
Random name says this, and it's like, of course
01:12:38
you're going to find anything you want.
01:12:40
We could do this exact, exact, you know, story and pull a bunch
01:12:44
of people that, you know,
01:12:46
have the opposite opinion and go, oh my God.
01:12:48
Two men on the 35 person cheer roster has some calling to boycott the team,
01:12:53
with replies to the Vikings. Instagram.
01:12:55
Who does the women?
01:12:56
I'm not a Viking fan no more and I just lost more weight.
01:13:01
I'm not a Viking.
01:13:02
No more, no more.
01:13:05
I gotta hit it. No!
01:13:07
Hey! Go back we go.
01:13:09
Yeah, I have a dream.
01:13:11
Hey, you know,
01:13:14
I'm confused. Is. Is he.
01:13:15
I'm not a Viking fan.
01:13:17
No more.
01:13:20
There's no.
01:13:20
You added a comma.
01:13:23
Yeah, but people don't probably text a speech.
01:13:26
Didn't understand.
01:13:28
I'm not a Viking fan.
01:13:30
No more Don Brandon.
01:13:35
Colton.
01:13:36
And all of these names, like, it's just the most generic people,
01:13:40
media, far right accounts latching on to the backlash
01:13:43
and even a former player blatantly hateful.
01:13:46
Antonio Brown, currently.
01:13:48
Why don't you tell him what he said? Murder. What did he say?
01:13:51
He's calling plays a homophobic slur.
01:13:53
Plenty of others defending a homophobic homophobic slur.
01:13:57
Credible, I don't know.
01:14:00
What would that be? What did he say
01:14:03
today?
01:14:04
I am saying, oh no, hold on, everyone.
01:14:07
Those are word.
01:14:12
I don't know,
01:14:15
I can't read it.
01:14:16
Read it in your head.
01:14:17
That's what he said.
01:14:24
By I mean that's a good I mean of the day.
01:14:27
That's pretty that's a proud accomplishment.
01:14:30
And, you know, I mean of the entire day,
01:14:33
you're the one that's that's I mean,
01:14:36
so you're saying wear it like a badge of honor.
01:14:39
I mean, I thought that's what it was.
01:14:41
Yeah, but I think it's it's kind of a hateful slur, apparently.
01:14:44
Even though let's take it all wrong, nobody ever does that.
01:14:46
Now, it is I mean, it I mean, slur aside, it.
01:14:51
I don't want to.
01:14:53
Or they tell them that here.
01:14:57
I mean just okay.
01:14:58
They could be straight. I don't know.
01:15:03
You think they're straight. No.
01:15:07
Make sure that the word they they we should use.
01:15:09
It's weird to the f slur because what are the odds?
01:15:12
What are the odds?
01:15:13
A cigaret on fire.
01:15:14
And a lot of people think that it means that you're
01:15:16
supposed to take the gay people and put them on fire.
01:15:18
It was never attached to that. It never connected over history.
01:15:20
Just the gay people did that recently.
01:15:22
And that's said these fair they tagged a word to,
01:15:26
they tagged a meaning to a word and then accused you of using it wrongly.
01:15:30
Wrongly is wrongly a word.
01:15:32
I think it's like a I still like the word,
01:15:35
but,
01:15:37
how did they come about choosing these two there, was there a tryout?
01:15:41
What are the odds
01:15:43
that, no, definitely did hire they.
01:15:46
All you had to do is walk up, look like that, be able to spin,
01:15:50
and then twirl with a little pizzazz until you fill the gaping hole
01:15:54
they had, if you know what I'm saying.
01:15:58
Well, yes, I speak English and I'm awake.
01:16:00
So I do know what you are saying.
01:16:05
Last question.
01:16:06
Vikings telling NBC news so far we're going
01:16:10
fans have canceled their season tickets and writing,
01:16:13
okay, no, no, no, fans are going to the Vikings are awesome. No.
01:16:17
And have long been associated with the last.
01:16:19
Also. That is quite presumptuous.
01:16:22
I would assume that every year
01:16:24
at least somebody's got to cancel a season ticket package it.
01:16:28
I did,
01:16:30
I did a mini, I had a Pistons on a mini package once.
01:16:32
It was a like a quarterly.
01:16:35
We had tickets.
01:16:36
We got on a waitlist when the Silverdome was here for Ford Field,
01:16:40
paid 50 bucks times, four or whatever for four seats held.
01:16:42
Got them, had them for, I don't know, 5 to 10 years, probably ten years.
01:16:47
And then when they went on 16, I called my broker.
01:16:50
When he or he talked to me, he called.
01:16:52
They call you at the beginning a broker.
01:16:54
Look at you, you fucking white privilege every season ticket holder get
01:16:57
you get this personal broker. They make a big deal about it.
01:17:00
He's just he's the sales guy. Said
01:17:03
I go, you dude own 16.
01:17:04
You got to do something for us.
01:17:06
You get it, you fix this shit, bitch.
01:17:09
You know I get paid for.
01:17:11
I need to fix the team or fix the price.
01:17:13
Yeah,
01:17:15
I know you're going to raise prices instead.
01:17:17
And he obviously said, I don't give a fuck about you.
01:17:19
Lock me in, motherfucker.
01:17:21
I'm like, dude, I know you guys hand out these $100 gift card.
01:17:24
You know, $100 to the fucking store. Give me something.
01:17:27
And he basically said no.
01:17:28
And I said, fuck, fuck you.
01:17:31
I won.
01:17:31
16 was the last year I had season tickets for the Detroit Lions.
01:17:35
You know why?
01:17:36
I know why they suck.
01:17:38
And professional cheering.
01:17:40
We support all of us again
01:17:42
and are proud of the role they play as ambassadors of the organization.
01:17:46
No efforts to suck cheerleaders for comment were unsuccessful.
01:17:50
Of course. Is again, is nothing new.
01:17:53
There have been countless proven cheerleading, but is nothing new.
01:17:56
But look, he's inside.
01:17:59
That's a difference
01:18:00
already and he's going to pick her up even in the fucking.
01:18:04
Yeah, to break it down out
01:18:08
or the
01:18:09
whatever is stupid and but they're funny and that that was a good point.
01:18:12
He's not being over-the-top flamboyant.
01:18:16
He's being unfair. Flamboyant.
01:18:18
He was definitely being over-the-top.
01:18:20
He's being Will Ferrell playing a cheerleader.
01:18:24
You know, these are not scary, dangerous.
01:18:30
These are spirit figures.
01:18:33
But even former president again, the more I've never seen that movie.
01:18:36
But you could just tell that he's being a more masculine
01:18:40
like it's you can tell he's just not I don't know,
01:18:43
some know what's in there going is it guys I know.
01:18:46
Yeah.
01:18:46
Because we all know what he's using those spirit fingers for that
01:18:49
he may be gay, he may not be gay,
01:18:51
but you don't hang out with them and go, oh, yeah, I know what that is.
01:18:54
You don't you're not sitting there going, is it gay?
01:18:57
You're sitting there going, it is gay.
01:18:59
Are you gay?
01:19:03
Some of us are.
01:19:05
I'm just saying
01:19:07
these these roles that are pointing out that you, Bush, Ronald, are masculine,
01:19:11
white Eisenhower, masculine cheerleaders, masculine men, a vital part of this.
01:19:16
They probably did it to get a
01:19:17
point out of those guys are doing it because they're cheerleaders.
01:19:21
The league embraces other identities, too.
01:19:24
The Carolina Panthers since 2022, have featured
01:19:27
the first and only openly transgender cheerleaders in the NFL.
01:19:31
What is the.
01:19:32
It's also not the first time the sideline that was the first openly transgender
01:19:35
cheerleading and fair treatment of NFL cheerleading so open that long asshole.
01:19:41
He's over your type of hate.
01:19:42
The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders recently scoring a 400% pay increase
01:19:48
after they became an internet sensation following
01:19:51
the Netflix docu series America's Sweethearts.
01:19:55
Some teams rebranding the Washington Commanders, going with a fully coed dance
01:20:01
squad, while others like the New York Jets losing its flight crew all together.
01:20:05
I like how they think that this is what's bringing people to the game,
01:20:09
so let's enjoy this time.
01:20:11
And every NFL team has been sold out forever.
01:20:14
That's why I was on a waiting list is joining us now Adrian Vikings.
01:20:18
This game is not going to be shown on TV in its market.
01:20:20
So you wouldn't have seen a Lions game if they didn't sell out.
01:20:23
They've sold out every game since I can remember
01:20:26
the it's all because of the Colts.
01:20:28
Ever since they got that dance team, the cheerleading squad.
01:20:31
Right I see it's been going up and up.
01:20:34
It doesn't hurt the left side of your screen.
01:20:36
You can you can pinpoint to when they got that
01:20:40
that cheerleading squad to their success now.
01:20:43
And the correlation.
01:20:45
There you go with Brad Holmes. But I see your point of view.
01:20:47
No no they they get to they should have a much much higher salary as a stunt team.
01:20:53
And if you look closely at a Netflix I like how they had a Netflix documentary.
01:20:58
So I like that.
01:20:59
Okay.
01:20:59
They're upping their pay, but that's like indefinitely.
01:21:02
So you now make that forever because you one time had sold out to this Netflix doc.
01:21:07
Well, I got
01:21:08
to they make they made money from the documentary.
01:21:10
Did it cost money.
01:21:11
They obviously I would assume so why would they not I don't yeah.
01:21:16
Why would you do a show and not make money?
01:21:17
I have no idea.
01:21:19
I would just say, hey, you're raises that your profile is upped
01:21:22
so you can, you know, make money elsewhere
01:21:26
using your likeness because you're on this documentary.
01:21:30
That's your raise.
01:21:33
Well, I does it.
01:21:36
Does that the Dallas Cowboys or was it somebody else because they don't get paid
01:21:39
because the Dallas Cowboys, they get paid like 50 bucks a game or something.
01:21:42
Last I heard, they do it just because their calendar
01:21:45
and then their media stuff sells for becoming famous for being there.
01:21:48
You go.
01:21:50
The exposure and they take it automatically
01:21:52
goes there and don't pay them.
01:21:53
So yeah, you don't need the money.
01:21:55
And like the money exposure.
01:21:58
I think cheerleaders used to volunteer before to to cheer on their men.
01:22:02
What about the volunteers?
01:22:06
They tend to be tenders.
01:22:09
They tend to have cheerleaders.
01:22:14
So what are you tending to over there on your keyboard?
01:22:16
You look like you're desperately
01:22:17
trying to find my particular song for my next clip.
01:22:21
I'm not going to play it till I find it.
01:22:24
The Detroit Lions used to have four high, so it's going to be a minute.
01:22:28
Yeah, I've been through ten pages twice.
01:22:31
The Detroit Lions had high school cheerleaders before.
01:22:33
They had their professional cheerleaders, a different high school creep corner.
01:22:37
Well, it's the fun thing was, is I was in high school, so it was amazing.
01:22:41
It was great.
01:22:43
It's okay to look at high school cheerleaders
01:22:45
when you are, in fact, in high school inside of one.
01:22:51
I don't think I've ever been inside of a cheerleader.
01:22:54
Not my type.
01:22:55
I certainly was not their type,
01:22:57
if you think about it.
01:22:59
So, no, no, the cheerleaders were inside
01:23:02
Ford Field.
01:23:06
One of the fucking glitch out forgot all about.
01:23:09
So, I don't know.
01:23:12
We could dive in there like sandwich stuff.
01:23:17
I have sandwich in my link.
01:23:20
Down at the bottom.
01:23:25
Of chicken stuff.
01:23:26
I have Sabina.
01:23:26
I have three subpoenas.
01:23:28
I don't think we're gonna be able to do three.
01:23:29
Did you want to pick one?
01:23:30
More specifically, Gary, with your three subpoenas? That's.
01:23:33
No, he wants all of them or nothing.
01:23:35
That's 45 minutes worth of Sabina.
01:23:38
I want to skip right to his fucking bidding and do it now.
01:23:42
All this load.
01:23:45
What's this guy,
01:23:46
daily Mail, you piece of shit?
01:23:50
Oh, it's finally Brian Regan.
01:23:51
I knew it.
01:23:53
YouTube. Brian.
01:23:54
Regional tag this.
01:23:56
But while you're looking,
01:23:57
let's just not making this a peanut butter and jelly in the same job.
01:24:00
No, because this is probably, Now I'm lazy, but, clowns, you need to get it.
01:24:06
Needs that.
01:24:06
Thank you. Clown rules.
01:24:08
Some guy going, you know, but it's tag on there because his video, he has.
01:24:12
It's two yards.
01:24:13
Oh, she. Yeah.
01:24:15
But now, look, it's got our tag.
01:24:16
You're using all point guards cleaning.
01:24:22
Who knows how many knives.
01:24:25
If you're that lazy, why not put croutons in there?
01:24:27
You got to get the whole sandwich on a spoon.
01:24:30
Oh, delicious. I don't know,
01:24:33
scrumptious, scrumptious.
01:24:35
The only word.
01:24:37
So that's in NASCAR.
01:24:39
I'll make it.
01:24:42
Not making it up.
01:24:46
To hear about,
01:24:48
the sandwich fiasco.
01:24:51
Yeah, I have heard of a sandwich fiasco.
01:24:54
Which one?
01:24:56
The reason one
01:24:59
involving a subway sandwich.
01:25:02
And that,
01:25:03
the guy that started the subway sandwich commercial.
01:25:08
No, no no, no, no, I don't think I have, really.
01:25:11
We've completely missed it.
01:25:14
Oh, my lord.
01:25:18
I have so much for this commercial.
01:25:21
Hold on. Morgan.
01:25:21
Morgan, we need sweet.
01:25:23
Fucking sweet.
01:25:24
What was it? Sweet Jimmy, sweet Jeremy,
01:25:27
sweet Stanley.
01:25:29
Oh, are we not going to get a fucking,
01:25:37
Oh, wait, we're not.
01:25:39
Is it sandwich related?
01:25:41
It is.
01:25:44
You hit it hungry, or you make your sandwich.
01:25:47
Or if a sandwich is.
01:25:48
What is it about that one?
01:25:50
God damn stupid.
01:25:51
Fuck me. Me a sandwich, guys. Okay, we're out here.
01:25:56
For me.
01:25:58
Let's fucking go.
01:25:59
This is on a private.
01:26:01
You know
01:26:04
that one? Oh,
01:26:07
well,
01:26:09
look at you.
01:26:09
Did know,
01:26:11
you stupid fuck.
01:26:13
It didn't do it. It should be playing.
01:26:15
It's already over.
01:26:16
It didn't play.
01:26:17
You put it there.
01:26:18
There, you put it there, there, there there.
01:26:21
Was it not?
01:26:21
Hit pause.
01:26:22
Pause it. Right.
01:26:23
I don't think, I don't think that's on me.
01:26:26
God damn it.
01:26:28
Are you figure that out?
01:26:30
I was looking at a finger it up.
01:26:33
There's no say.
01:26:34
What's going on here for me?
01:26:37
She's got a new friend with way better tits.
01:26:41
All right.
01:26:42
What are they doing together?
01:26:46
They're making chicken tenders.
01:26:47
Of course I don't, I don't know.
01:26:50
Oh, no, I don't I don't see the, where
01:26:54
the, right next to the four boobs down below.
01:26:58
As above. Down below. I think it's come
01:27:02
gets in.
01:27:03
That's the table. It's there.
01:27:06
And then we need them to stop taking the frame
01:27:10
off of them and putting it on the bowl.
01:27:11
Don't do that again.
01:27:13
Stop! I don't even have it.
01:27:15
Keep the bowl in frame.
01:27:17
If you're going to do that for me in some kind of way.
01:27:21
Oh, no.
01:27:23
No, no, you,
01:27:28
Oh, I can't go.
01:27:29
Oh, they're like shaking hands with me.
01:27:31
Go through this and then make a monster before they make it.
01:27:37
What do you want to wear?
01:27:38
How do you want to do your hair?
01:27:39
Like, It's going to be so fun.
01:27:43
Or are they like, oh, my God, we got to, like,
01:27:44
just pimp this out so we can try to make money off of it.
01:27:48
So the original one here, she doesn't give a shit about her hair.
01:27:51
She just probably lets it dry and she's good girl.
01:27:54
She's got other things to do because she's the one actually cooking and shopping.
01:27:58
This is an influencer taking advantage of her
01:28:00
that just showed up and said, hey, my boobs look, double your clicks.
01:28:03
And then they're like, all right.
01:28:04
And then they collaborated.
01:28:10
On then like what they're making now,
01:28:15
I know you're so
01:28:19
when you look outside,
01:28:22
it seems all of me.
01:28:26
Oh, man, my
01:28:29
like a smoothie.
01:28:32
Oh, it's.
01:28:36
You know.
01:28:41
Yours up.
01:28:41
I don't want to pull yours up.
01:28:43
I don't want to pull yours up without you.
01:28:45
Yeah, why would you being aware over the federal presence in DC, one empty
01:28:49
screen of assaulting a federal officer by hitting him with a hoagie?
01:28:53
Yeah.
01:28:54
The suspect now facing a felony charge.
01:28:57
Is there a reason for something? That story.
01:29:00
There's a subway sandwich restaurant accused of attacking a federal.
01:29:04
They don't sell hoagies with a foot long subway sandwich.
01:29:07
Was it this one right here?
01:29:09
Similar to that one. Then you this very similar.
01:29:11
Similar he did.
01:29:12
He caught on camera. I wish she would throw it.
01:29:15
That would have been awesome.
01:29:16
He threw it. Yes.
01:29:19
You take a look at this cell phone video from late Sunday
01:29:22
night, 37 year old Sean Dunn showing some of the things
01:29:26
allegedly catch it and officers on 14th
01:29:29
Street in DC shine I light it, but that's the truth that he moments
01:29:34
later video appears showing crossing the street because I'm from a U.S.
01:29:39
Customs and Border Protection office.
01:29:41
Oh it is, it is.
01:29:43
Come on guys,
01:29:44
appearing to hit the officer in the chest with a foot long subway sandwich.
01:29:48
Officers immediately chasing down the street
01:29:51
sandwich and arrested and then appearing to hit the Miller brothers.
01:29:55
And then appearing to hit the officer in the chest.
01:29:58
Anyone? Who is this?
01:29:59
His face inches from us
01:30:03
appearing to hit the officer.
01:30:04
Appearing to hit the officer. Appearing to hit the officer.
01:30:07
Appearing to hit the off. Appearing to hit the officer.
01:30:09
Appearing to hit the officer in the.
01:30:10
Appearing to hit the officer in the chest with.
01:30:12
Appearing to hit the officer in the chest with a foot long.
01:30:15
So what sandwich officers, the street
01:30:20
is an arrest.
01:30:21
Yes, these federal officers are resisting,
01:30:23
and there's people standing there like that and Trump playing
01:30:25
them, waiting for you to do something like that.
01:30:28
In an ex post DC, U.S.
01:30:30
attorney gets in a row Mr.
01:30:33
Sandwich. They're going with that.
01:30:35
I was spying and took it and threw it at the officer.
01:30:39
He thought it was funny.
01:30:40
Well, he doesn't think
01:30:43
she's ever seen never been to somebody before.
01:30:45
There's no way he's the police to the hilt.
01:30:49
He was he was in a crazy tweet when he did.
01:30:53
He didn't think it through.
01:30:55
There are two sizes of sandwiches at subway.
01:30:58
Is there a subway sandwich?
01:30:59
This burger, it was the size of maybe someone's shoe.
01:31:04
A gold shoe hoarding.
01:31:06
There are four sizes.
01:31:08
There's like a lot the half you can get the lunch special,
01:31:11
which is half of a half, and chips and a drink and on special occasions
01:31:16
there's a round like hamburger bun, which is called the tank.
01:31:25
So thank you.
01:31:26
Tank wanted to share that.
01:31:29
So that's where the Pharrell episode.
01:31:33
Is it?
01:31:36
I mean, are they going to.
01:31:37
This guy is going to have a fucking federal felony record now because he hit
01:31:42
I mean, I that's I don't I don't believe in that either.
01:31:45
She's like it's 304.8cm.
01:31:48
So sub sandwich
01:31:51
how much does it way through a sandwich.
01:31:53
People reacting to subway before it's disrespectful for the police
01:31:58
on the subway through the homeless people go to eat that sandwich.
01:32:02
I'm this. These made him right in the chest.
01:32:04
If he would have went up a little higher, I said, could we get
01:32:09
one last week?
01:32:09
Right.
01:32:11
Because.
01:32:12
So what? He's wearing a uniform.
01:32:14
He's supposed to be a hero protector.
01:32:16
And he got a subway coming to him.
01:32:18
All right, let's just, you know, say, don't do that.
01:32:22
Just get it all.
01:32:23
Now, lady, you don't understand how that works.
01:32:25
Don't do that.
01:32:28
She's saying that's they just don't do that.
01:32:32
Well, it's like he has two sandwiches to throw, you know.
01:32:35
Oh, well, like he should just, you know, say, don't do that or just get an apology.
01:32:40
Like, in a perfect world, like you do.
01:32:42
Like, such as when I eat subway sandwich.
01:32:44
If you do happen to have one thrown at your local police officer,
01:32:48
like he could just say like, don't please stop that.
01:32:51
I wonder if.
01:32:51
And then you hold hands and go inside subway and share a sandwich right?
01:32:57
Or if the subway they're filming outside of here is the one that he actually got
01:33:01
the sub from.
01:33:02
They probably tracked it down.
01:33:04
No. I live in a world where the entire thing is staged by subway.
01:33:08
Probably they want to get the stink off of Jared for off them.
01:33:11
Does he is ever getting out or
01:33:14
seeing there and doesn't matter what
01:33:17
prison jail child's assholes.
01:33:20
Yeah.
01:33:20
Whatever you see on a top.
01:33:22
We're still waiting to see if he'll get back to us.
01:33:25
I'm Shamari Stone back to you.
01:33:27
I'm about to eat this sandwich, and she.
01:33:30
Yeah.
01:33:30
You take two, should I he should have mocked throwing it.
01:33:34
He could have got another. Well, he wouldn't eat, right.
01:33:36
Yeah, he should have threw it at the camera. That would have been great.
01:33:39
Fucking assholes weren't thinking.
01:33:41
Could have hit it with a golf club like Happy Gilmore.
01:33:46
We've got another, sandwich.
01:33:50
Yeah, I got another bumper.
01:33:52
Stay hungry.
01:33:53
You make you sandwich. Oh, don't worry for sandwiches.
01:33:56
What is it?
01:33:56
Was your fix or fucked?
01:33:57
Sandwiches to bits?
01:34:03
Normally sandwiches are abound.
01:34:06
Some of remove the screen instead of.
01:34:09
Yeah, yeah, I do that quite often.
01:34:12
Do they piss off. Let me do that.
01:34:15
You're too late.
01:34:16
I don't know, it's on. They were going this way.
01:34:18
The one thing about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:34:23
It is just. Oh, there's a four.
01:34:25
So before I reveal their Mount Rushmore, what is your Mount Rushmore
01:34:29
of the most craveable sandwich I know is right?
01:34:33
Much more up there, man.
01:34:36
Root Marshall
01:34:37
put them on the Mount Rushmore just because of how influential they are.
01:34:40
So my line is pretty vague and generic, and it goes for all four.
01:34:44
Any sandwich that you dip into something else.
01:34:50
I don't know.
01:34:53
If I get a subway, I'm pretty fond of the beast.
01:34:56
If I go to Tommy's, I'm pretty fond of the taco sub.
01:35:01
If, I go to somewhere and they've got some type of brisket,
01:35:06
doesn't come in well, at a taco burger.
01:35:09
Yeah.
01:35:09
So, roast beef and old el juice when I dip it in.
01:35:13
Old juice.
01:35:14
French dip? Yeah, that's that's one of my favorite sandwiches.
01:35:16
But, you can do that with anything.
01:35:18
That was a those for.
01:35:20
That's for right there. That does it.
01:35:22
The one thing about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:35:27
It is just oh, they're not four.
01:35:30
I hold out much more.
01:35:32
Here are actual sandwiches that you can go find around in the Detroit area.
01:35:36
And again, these are in no order.
01:35:37
These are just the top ten.
01:35:38
The egg sandwich at Alba.
01:35:40
I'm just going to show the sandwich I'm not going to go over at all.
01:35:43
This has eggs on it. So I would not like that.
01:35:46
And it looks like there's a whole lot in the middle there that looks really thick.
01:35:51
And they're the fluffy egg pillow breakfast.
01:35:53
I don't know if I want sandwiches for breakfast.
01:35:57
The more to Dallas sandwich at dinner, I had no idea.
01:36:02
Shannon and tall trees.
01:36:03
The breakfast sandwich give me that's a who would name their store
01:36:07
Kevin and Paul trees and father forgive me is at three different places.
01:36:11
I hope I see the faces.
01:36:13
Maybe they all about each other out. It's like family.
01:36:16
It's like when you drive by and you see, like
01:36:18
I've seen, like Family Dollar and whatever the hell I'll say.
01:36:20
Bought one time in Dollar Tree on one store, like,
01:36:24
Dunkin Donuts, Pizza Hut and Taco Bell,
01:36:27
I guess.
01:36:28
So you drive just a little bit up north
01:36:30
and you got those, and there's a gas station to.
01:36:32
That is not anything that I would put on my Mount Rushmore.
01:36:35
That is that looks like a photo that was taken in the 1970s
01:36:40
there.
01:36:40
I did do a little research, though, to cut through this.
01:36:42
If you're going around to the metro
01:36:44
Detroit area and you're trying to find a sandwich,
01:36:47
there are two that have been on this list
01:36:51
for two years in a row.
01:36:52
They were
01:36:54
it doesn't matter.
01:36:55
And it.
01:36:58
I don't look at this.
01:36:59
There's here's a bit hang me at four lucky
01:37:04
bag me a fuck. Whoa.
01:37:06
Okay. Here's one.
01:37:07
This one has been on the list for several years.
01:37:09
The ham sandwich.
01:37:10
It might trip.
01:37:14
It looks so simple.
01:37:15
So not listen to it.
01:37:16
It's either it it can't be dry as fuck because they wouldn't be selling it.
01:37:19
There's no is there? There's no nothing on here.
01:37:21
It's literally a bun and ham.
01:37:23
So that means that ham has to be
01:37:24
so tasty and tender, and that bun has to be so good that they sell these.
01:37:28
I think they messed with the one
01:37:31
you think piece to the little robot sandwich said,
01:37:35
my picture is going to be different than everyone else's.
01:37:38
Or maybe if they do serve it like that, that's great
01:37:40
because then you can eat that piece while it cools off.
01:37:42
This is like automated.
01:37:43
This is automated, sandwich making at its finest.
01:37:47
This is what the.
01:37:49
Here's the other one.
01:37:49
And we are going to eat this this week.
01:37:51
So I will be able to report on this next show.
01:37:54
Best the best MC Shwarma sandwich at.
01:37:56
I don't know how to pronounce this.
01:37:57
Is it Hamid Mohammed, Mohamedou Abdul Hamid? Oh,
01:38:02
in East Dearborn.
01:38:03
Look at these meats.
01:38:04
They have chicken on the right and meat.
01:38:06
They don't even call it beef, which makes them chicken on the right
01:38:08
and meat on the chicken on the right and meat on the left. Yeah.
01:38:12
So it's a lamb beef mix maybe I would think.
01:38:15
And red everything else that's not white meat,
01:38:19
I don't know.
01:38:20
I'm not going to ask what it is because it's delicious and I want it.
01:38:24
People claim this is the best shwarma.
01:38:27
Look at this dude.
01:38:28
That's a great way to make meat. They shave it.
01:38:30
It gets all crispy every cut.
01:38:32
Oh, so yeah, my Mount Rushmore French dip shwarma.
01:38:37
But I dip it in the other little garlic white sauce.
01:38:40
And I can't think of two more specific to specific.
01:38:44
I don't like ham sandwiches, but I would try that.
01:38:47
I mean, just the ham by itself.
01:38:49
Yeah, except I want to take the piece off the top,
01:38:51
take the bun, put the piece back down and put the bun back on top.
01:38:54
Somebody missed. Missed the mark.
01:38:56
Sure, sure, sure.
01:38:57
Here, there's, there's another there's a better picture.
01:39:03
You. I feel like it's like, you know, sometimes
01:39:05
when you get, like, product on the label, slightly off
01:39:08
because the machine, you know, like, didn't it's like what I
01:39:12
was there.
01:39:12
How's that? Is that a better picture? Same.
01:39:14
Same sandwich, same place.
01:39:16
Somebody fixed it and they fixed it.
01:39:18
No, this is last year.
01:39:19
They broke it.
01:39:20
Oh, they decided to make it different this year by putting a slice on top.
01:39:23
Just to confuse everyone.
01:39:25
This one also has a slice of are you supposed to eat it with it on top?
01:39:29
I mean, is it.
01:39:31
I wouldn't eat it with the top.
01:39:32
Is that just to try the ham before you see that one must taste so good?
01:39:36
Because that does not look good.
01:39:37
That looks like a cartoon tear.
01:39:39
It looks like the bread is going to be too hard and there's not enough meat.
01:39:43
And,
01:39:45
oh great.
01:39:46
So now that I like the my middle of my sandwich should look like that.
01:39:50
That's good. Smiling. It's happy.
01:39:53
So on the sandwich, I got another sandwich segment before you go to yours.
01:39:57
I'm going to cut in one more time because it goes with what I'm already doing.
01:39:59
Are you hungry? Or you make your sandwich?
01:40:01
Or if a sandwich is, what is it?
01:40:03
Was your fix or sandwiches?
01:40:05
Stupid fuck.
01:40:07
I don't know, it just became a thing somehow.
01:40:10
Oh. Come on. Low, low load.
01:40:12
August 31st, Eastern Market in Shed Five,
01:40:16
the second annual Detroit Sandwich Party 2025.
01:40:21
And fladge rats will be represented there
01:40:24
with their peanut butter and jelly toasted.
01:40:27
Now, I have no idea.
01:40:28
I just made up the last part about a sandwich, but I'm going to go there.
01:40:30
I'm definitely going to be there on the 31st.
01:40:32
Anything is dedicated to sandwiches.
01:40:34
Oh, hey, look at this. Guy's got the budgies.
01:40:36
That's the budgies is where people say have the best corned beef, but I don't
01:40:40
think it's even close.
01:40:44
The best place
01:40:45
in corned beef is a little corner place in Detroit that's almost.
01:40:48
I know they're open just during lunch.
01:40:50
Every time I try to go there, they're closed.
01:40:53
Bucharest Grill has amazing chicken shwarma.
01:40:56
See, now I can't even I don't know, why would I comment a tick?
01:40:59
Well, there's no I haven't been missing them.
01:41:02
Yeah, I wouldn't say I've been missing them. Bob.
01:41:06
I skipped the last one I skipped.
01:41:08
That was the ingredient advertisement for best view.
01:41:11
All right. We do.
01:41:14
Did you? You going backwards?
01:41:15
Yeah. That's smart.
01:41:16
Go backwards down because there's other ones.
01:41:18
So for some reason, I trust what Weller says about Shwarma.
01:41:22
Why is that?
01:41:25
Shawarma.
01:41:26
Shwarma chicken shwarma.
01:41:29
What? I sure was a spice right?
01:41:32
I have no idea. We should ask Ryan.
01:41:34
He's our Shwarma club. Oh, boy.
01:41:36
But I would never order a club po'boy because it's such a stupid name
01:41:41
for a sandwich.
01:41:42
I would never lower myself to saying something so dumb. No.
01:41:45
Go back.
01:41:45
To go back to dickheads that you missed a comma.
01:41:48
It's not a club po'boy. It's a club. Club
01:41:51
is Reuben.
01:41:52
That's what I don't even know.
01:41:53
Yeah, I hear the po'boy and it's corned beef.
01:41:56
Was supposed to be poor.
01:41:58
The poor boy.
01:41:59
Sandwich, sandwich.
01:42:00
Poor boy.
01:42:00
No no no no no, poor boy is like a bucket.
01:42:03
It's a bread bucket. It's like a little folded pocket of bread.
01:42:05
And you just pour whatever the fuck they have.
01:42:08
Sometimes even like crayfish.
01:42:09
You got to be careful when you order a po'boy.
01:42:11
It could be anything from ham to bugs.
01:42:15
I. Thought it was.
01:42:17
Yeah. It's shit.
01:42:18
Yeah. It's like one of those reasons it's shit.
01:42:21
Yeah, well, it's whatever.
01:42:22
They fucking potluck
01:42:24
stuff from the bottom of the river that day, so it could be good.
01:42:28
Whatever's going bad in the fridge.
01:42:33
I love sandwiches, gross.
01:42:34
Goes great. I've been in Bucharest in quite a while.
01:42:36
Please join us.
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01:42:40
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01:42:45
You've reserved a space?
01:42:46
I could can't get a space.
01:42:48
I'm not going to pay money. But if you. Here's their sponsors.
01:42:53
I'm pretty sure I just want to go eat.
01:42:54
I don't want to make sandwiches. I just want to go.
01:42:56
Who the fuck goes to a sandwich party and make sandwiches?
01:43:00
Well, somebody has to make them.
01:43:03
What are you talking about?
01:43:05
Well, sure, but.
01:43:08
But the fuck is it?
01:43:10
Is it gone?
01:43:11
Everyone's gone to pre-made sandwiches.
01:43:15
Because I don't take no orders from the woman.
01:43:18
By the way, bring your own saying.
01:43:20
Don't take no orders from no women, okay?
01:43:22
Okay.
01:43:24
So they just go make me a saying.
01:43:25
Exactly.
01:43:27
All right.
01:43:27
Now, you ready with your news tonight?
01:43:29
My home.
01:43:31
Now we're going to keep going up the sandwich. Comments.
01:43:33
I think we had one more.
01:43:34
Yeah. So.
01:43:37
Oh, sorry.
01:43:37
I thought you were going to thank you.
01:43:41
You did it for me.
01:43:42
There's one thing that I learned at a local sheriff.
01:43:44
It's catching heat on social media for using food as punishment.
01:43:47
That right there is a warden burger.
01:43:50
Butler County Sheriff Richard Jones serves it to inmates in isolation.
01:43:54
Our court.
01:43:55
King sat down with the sheriff today about why he uses it.
01:43:58
Courtney, my question is when he ate the burger,
01:44:03
if he didn't Rob, that was my first question for him.
01:44:06
So not only I love this fucking warden, this wardens, this shit on camera,
01:44:09
we're going to show you that in just a few minutes.
01:44:11
Here in a moment, actually. Sure.
01:44:13
Who is at the gym for himself because he's in that detention center,
01:44:17
Sheriff, over this.
01:44:18
But I think it is important to note that the burger is his name is bad.
01:44:22
We do know he's the one cause it on our website for you.
01:44:25
It's basically you name your virtues kind of set is about it.
01:44:29
Is that the inmate career probation gets that for breakfast,
01:44:32
lunch and dinner every day until they leave isolation.
01:44:35
And like you said to you that sounds just like what kids elementary school
01:44:39
about this one person even calling him if they're still became delinquents.
01:44:43
I think I'm going to cry. It's good. That's good.
01:44:46
I would give him a Clyde cheese sandwich and it totally shamed them in
01:44:49
front of the whole cafeteria, sat down with no,
01:44:51
that their poor, they couldn't pay their bill.
01:44:54
It was disgusting.
01:44:56
What is that?
01:44:56
Are we going to find out what it is?
01:44:59
This is what the warden or the sheriff?
01:45:02
The state Department of Corrections.
01:45:03
You're my boss.
01:45:05
So I basically don't give to what I think.
01:45:08
On Wednesday, we try to make sure
01:45:12
that I just add that I am.
01:45:14
It's no ordinary burger.
01:45:15
I mean, it's what the share. I'm in sync with his ideals.
01:45:17
Otherwise, I'm in for a while to hear complaints about the work of Burger.
01:45:22
Me personally, no, I
01:45:24
what is it?
01:45:26
Help me there.
01:45:27
Now, the sheriff tells us he's been serving it to inmates in isolation
01:45:30
for all three meals for the last several years.
01:45:34
What? This is a jail.
01:45:35
You don't get to choose your mommy and your dad and your aunt Lily doesn't.
01:45:39
Do you know if your body eats the same thing every day, you will crave it.
01:45:42
I'm your grandpa.
01:45:44
I mean, as long as it's not killing you, it's getting more.
01:45:47
The more there's vegetables in it, there's protein in it.
01:45:50
Like it's like fighting in the burger.
01:45:51
No, it's not, it's not like maggots.
01:45:53
The white things I see.
01:45:54
I think it's an isolation cell.
01:45:56
It's no different than your regular cell.
01:45:58
And that's what you get.
01:45:59
What is the thing with these people?
01:46:01
It's very nutritious.
01:46:03
And you know what I mean when I say these fiber in it.
01:46:05
I mean, in the right. Sheriff Jones says a diet.
01:46:08
The idea, though, is that here it's all they eat.
01:46:10
So they just again, they just get sick of it potentially.
01:46:14
And that's part of the punishment edition.
01:46:17
Approve the burger and it's not made to taste bad.
01:46:20
It's good nutrition approved.
01:46:21
It's made with ground turkey potatoes carrots ground turkey gives you it's dude.
01:46:27
It's got flour.
01:46:28
They're killing two birds with one stone. All that plumbing.
01:46:31
It's all liquid.
01:46:32
Inmates can be in isolation for up to ten days at a time, which means
01:46:35
they could eat up to 30 warden burgers.
01:46:38
Would you ever eat it for three meals a day?
01:46:41
Yeah, yeah. I'm. I'm I'm easy to please.
01:46:44
And what I eat, I come from a generation
01:46:47
that you eat whatever's in front of you.
01:46:50
He says he hopes
01:46:51
a burger will make inmates
01:46:52
think twice about acting out well, in the Butler County Jail.
01:46:56
How has it worked?
01:46:57
Have you ever had someone in isolation be like,
01:46:59
I'm never getting in trouble because I don't want that.
01:47:01
We. Yeah, we've had people that leave.
01:47:03
They always tell me they never want to eat that burger again.
01:47:06
And this may be just a little piece that keeps you out of trouble,
01:47:10
keeps you from hurting other people.
01:47:12
And that's my goal. Wow.
01:47:15
So Jim Carrey
01:47:17
has a comment.
01:47:25
On. So Rob, I think you're Steve.
01:47:27
If you guys could taste it and let us know what it tastes like,
01:47:31
you know, but just like you said, it does smell like a pizza.
01:47:33
Yeah it does.
01:47:34
And what why?
01:47:40
Too bad you have to go to jail to eat.
01:47:41
This is pretty good. We thank the sheriff for him.
01:47:44
Okay.
01:47:45
Does anyone back?
01:47:45
The guy on the left is not like it.
01:47:48
He's having a hard time. What?
01:47:49
I want to eat it every day. Probably not three meals a day.
01:47:52
I'm a former vegetarian, so I'm used to stuff like this,
01:47:54
but actually, it's not the former vegetarian.
01:47:57
He bailed on turkey.
01:47:59
What do you mean?
01:48:00
He's comparing turkey perspective.
01:48:04
There's a lot of I mean, I think this is the gritty and shitty ness of it.
01:48:06
He's like us, very similar vegetarian because it sucks.
01:48:10
And sorry, mom, for talking with my mouth and tell me about it.
01:48:13
Okay, so yeah, save that for the Ranger show as well.
01:48:17
Is returning.
01:48:17
Yes it is.
01:48:18
And it's so Jim Carrey, what do you think they should do to
01:48:22
stop being that sandwich?
01:48:26
Stop breaking the law.
01:48:27
Yes. Oh.
01:48:33
Right.
01:48:34
Well, the breaking the law to eat a sandwich.
01:48:37
They won't go to jail.
01:48:37
They won't have to eat the sandwich if they stop breaking the law.
01:48:40
Asshole.
01:48:41
That's all. I was just trying to make up.
01:48:44
I'm sorry.
01:48:44
That didn't land.
01:48:45
Well, not if you're throwing sandwiches.
01:48:47
Then you become a fucking hero.
01:48:49
The sandwich guy has become a fucking here.
01:48:52
I don't know if you realize that.
01:48:54
You never heard of the subway sandwich.
01:48:55
Yeah, he's literally no fucking Banksy.
01:48:57
Cell images of man throwing hoagie have appeared around town.
01:49:01
That's my man.
01:49:02
Yeah, that makes me think subway stage the whole thing now.
01:49:05
Yeah, but what you don't know is that guy actually is a,
01:49:12
Yeah.
01:49:12
His work
01:49:16
say, I saw that he was.
01:49:17
Then they say that he's like a fucking, he's in politics.
01:49:23
They don't say that here.
01:49:26
Oh, no.
01:49:26
You go through the sub.
01:49:28
Yeah.
01:49:30
And Charles done
01:49:33
this.
01:49:33
We're talking about somebody different, but I don't think it's somebody different.
01:49:39
What are the chances
01:49:40
the two guys threw a fucking subway sub at a federal officer?
01:49:44
He's a Department of Justice lawyer.
01:49:50
Yes. Or do U.S.
01:49:51
Department of Justice employ former as like currently, former or former?
01:49:57
Prior to this incident,
01:50:00
did you say incident?
01:50:02
And, that's my speech impediment.
01:50:07
Oh, then I can't make fun of it.
01:50:08
Actually. Have a speech.
01:50:09
Do we already do have corned beef sandwiches?
01:50:11
How good will the media slice you with it?
01:50:14
Dude, you should see the look on my fucking butcher and deli.
01:50:17
Because I go to Hollywood markets.
01:50:18
It's kind of a it's a deli on the left and the butcher on the right.
01:50:21
When I get to the deli and I say, I want my meat shaved,
01:50:24
they lose their mind.
01:50:26
And then the
01:50:28
do they do, they give me.
01:50:29
They give me such a hard time. They're like, you know, it doesn't taste any dead.
01:50:32
I'm like, yes, it does. It's all about service.
01:50:34
I just, I just laugh the I want my meat shaved.
01:50:37
It's like, fuck, dude, you got some weird fetishes.
01:50:40
I do want my meat shaved, but that's not what they look at me like.
01:50:43
They don't want to do it. It's like I'm putting them out.
01:50:45
And then the woman actually said, when I tell her it's more surface area,
01:50:48
there's more flavor, she goes, Turkey doesn't taste like anything anyways.
01:50:52
Like it's yeah, I just I go there to be treated like shit,
01:50:54
but their meat is really good. So I like it when they shave my meat.
01:50:58
They get mad at me for requesting.
01:51:00
They just don't want to do the work or they just they're all that.
01:51:03
You're making the request to their turkey.
01:51:05
So there's two different attitudes.
01:51:07
The old lady there and I sorry, I'm calling them out and I am I'm ranting
01:51:10
about it.
01:51:11
She will literally put her hand in her side and be like,
01:51:15
and then look at me for a while and like, like a lot of men
01:51:18
probably go, all right, fine, cut it however you think is best, right?
01:51:22
The other guy's attitude is he'll go, yes, sir.
01:51:25
And he'll go, how's this?
01:51:26
And he'll give me a nice little piece to taste, to see.
01:51:29
And when I say shaved, it's like a millimeter, two millimeters thick.
01:51:33
Because he always knows I'm going to say no, I want it shaved, I want it.
01:51:36
So it just piles. And he's like, what's going to fall apart?
01:51:38
I'm like, yep, I want a pilot high.
01:51:41
I want cheese to melt in with it.
01:51:44
It's good.
01:51:45
I mean, am I the only one that likes shaved meat?
01:51:47
I'm sorry.
01:51:48
I'm the only one that likes my meat shaved.
01:51:50
No, I mean, I've been on my dad all do that, but he usually will go.
01:51:55
Where are you going? To an actual deli. Deli? Like.
01:51:57
Yeah, because my dad don't do that.
01:51:59
Like, they just they just turn a dial a little different.
01:52:02
That's all. The only it's the grocery store.
01:52:05
Deli or this is a deli.
01:52:06
Deli remote already. It's Hollywood market.
01:52:10
Yeah. So, yeah, it's a grocery store.
01:52:12
No no no no no no no no.
01:52:13
There are meat deli that just so happens yes it was Kroger groceries attack.
01:52:17
Oh we just got to meet the only two.
01:52:19
No no no not not not if you're going to Kowalski.
01:52:22
That's a different story.
01:52:23
If you coming in, if you were in the metro, you could do is a step above.
01:52:28
They have one of the best meats without going actually to Easter.
01:52:30
But they do have going to me. They do have good meat
01:52:33
and the grocery.
01:52:34
I've never actually bought groceries there
01:52:35
because if I ever have to, even I get a pack of buns.
01:52:37
Everything is three times the buns.
01:52:41
Yeah, I like a good turkey, I like turkey, I would never eat baloney.
01:52:46
I like to go hungry or just eat the bread and cheese before I eat baloney.
01:52:50
I, I used to go to Bagger Dave's quite often
01:52:53
when there was the one off the Hall Road in Shaner.
01:52:55
Nice, nice, I liked it, I enjoyed it.
01:52:59
I like that you could kind of choose what you wanted on your burger.
01:53:01
Just be a little fucking, like Keno card.
01:53:06
And randomly, one time
01:53:08
I decided to get the turkey burger, and I ate it,
01:53:11
and it literally with the guy because I would get him with a fried egg.
01:53:14
I get barbecue sauce on it to get the shit.
01:53:17
Just thinking about it. Just.
01:53:18
And and it tasted exactly the same.
01:53:21
There was no difference between,
01:53:23
it tastes a little more sausage because of the sage.
01:53:26
I didn't really notice a big difference in my concoction that I would eat,
01:53:30
and so I never maybe my head added the poultry seasoning
01:53:34
because it was turkey, but I was like, yeah,
01:53:35
this tastes good, but it tastes more like a breakfast sausage than a burger.
01:53:39
But dude, I don't know.
01:53:41
But I was there for, years.
01:53:42
I went there for quite a while
01:53:44
and that was like, I never not got a turkey after that.
01:53:47
The ground for some about it, there was some about it.
01:53:51
Now there was a establishment get deathly diarrhea afterwards.
01:53:55
No, there's a establishment that I've been to recently that's similar.
01:53:59
And I, they have the option of a turkey and I have not done the turkey
01:54:03
mainly because they have bison.
01:54:04
And so I choose the bison.
01:54:06
When I was in my 30s, when we went on a health kick jennie-o ground turkey.
01:54:11
Jennie-o.
01:54:13
Jenny. Okay.
01:54:14
And it was bitch.
01:54:17
Jenny Craig,
01:54:19
that one. Bitch. You want a Jenny Craig?
01:54:20
That is where we leave before we leave YouTube.
01:54:23
I have that one, baby.
01:54:25
I shouldn't ever watch
01:54:29
rabies.
01:54:30
Please, please fix me.
01:54:32
Horse and Beth. Always.
01:54:35
Please, please.
01:54:37
Here it is. Hash.
01:54:38
Please.
01:54:39
Please, please.
01:54:42
Oh, awesome.
01:54:43
Let's for. Oh.
01:54:47
Why isn't it up the.
01:54:50
That's on you, Gary.
01:54:53
So it's all your fault stories that's currently unfolding.
01:54:57
Oh, the energy is coming.
01:54:59
It just the other week I got idea I can fix this.
01:55:06
I'm going to fix this.
01:55:06
Give me one. Fix it, then I can fix it.
01:55:09
All right, I got it.
01:55:13
Stories.
01:55:13
What's currently unfolding is what?
01:55:16
Dark energy.
01:55:17
Isn't this what she used to look like?
01:55:19
Well, the week we talked about.
01:55:20
I don't know if this is now supported by multiple experiments.
01:55:24
Contrary to my Excel.
01:55:25
I don't believe her.
01:55:27
Some of you actually, I in very vague.
01:55:29
She looked like this.
01:55:31
I believe what she's saying that universe.
01:55:33
Because so far she's just making this data analysis.
01:55:37
But the next work, I came across a group of physicists who say, wow, she
01:55:42
she did a score.
01:55:43
She scored data neatly so that all we to do.
01:55:48
Yes, you have that right.
01:55:49
And vice versa.
01:55:51
We collapse.
01:55:52
After which there could be another big bang.
01:55:55
Let's have a look.
01:55:56
Had you asked a string theorist in the 1980s
01:56:00
what the cosmological constant is?
01:56:02
I'm pretty sure that half, sir. It's negative.
01:56:05
This is because string theory
01:56:06
really only works in universes with a negative cosmological constant.
01:56:09
Well, then in the 1990s, observations
01:56:10
showed that the cosmological constant is constant.
01:56:12
Ever since, string theorists have tried to make the theory
01:56:14
compatible with positive. You
01:56:16
can just double down what looks like the cosmological constant.
01:56:18
Actually negative, because personally, I all call that convincing.
01:56:21
Yeah, so I wasn't the Nobel Prize for it,
01:56:22
but okay, maybe I should have been more convinced.
01:56:24
I took pictures, although I
01:56:28
like this positive as much because that makes the expansion
01:56:30
of the universe accelerate without empty galaxies
01:56:31
drift apart, stars from the fuel collapsed
01:56:33
black holes and the black holes operate in the unimaginably far future.
01:56:36
Thinking about them so much, I think of maximum entropy.
01:56:39
It's called the heat transfer.
01:56:40
Here's another way to say that a potential end time.
01:56:44
Alas, it'll be at temperatures near absolute zero.
01:56:45
That's theoretical physics for you.
01:56:48
Suddenly an absolute zero.
01:56:48
But then in the past year, we've seen several different experiments.
01:56:51
Lining up dark energy actually isn't constant.
01:56:52
Well, it's getting weaker.
01:56:53
The data come from the Dark Energy Survey, from the Dark Energy
01:56:55
Spectroscopy instrument, and more recently also from the cell phone.
01:56:58
Tell us more.
01:56:58
A mismatch with like cold, constant
01:56:59
dark energy is currently somewhere in the range of 3 to 4 sigma.
01:57:02
It's too early to say it's serious, but it's I'd say four and a half second
01:57:05
attention started like this as well. And now it's like more than Six Sigma.
01:57:08
But if dark energy is not a cosmological Six
01:57:10
Sigma, well, if you need energy to change in time, you need some sort of field.
01:57:13
And fields in physics are made of particles.
01:57:14
That means we need some particles to do the job.
01:57:16
One of the best motivated candidates or actions
01:57:18
that they could also make up dark matter,
01:57:19
which is an extra bonus, and they appear in almost everything.
01:57:22
Model axioms have very small masses, and this makes it difficult to detect them.
01:57:24
With particle colliders.
01:57:26
It's obvious, though, isn't everything she's saying is completely theoretical.
01:57:29
The bottom line is compatible with everything we know.
01:57:31
The authors
01:57:34
agree at some point there is going to be a change in time,
01:57:36
just enough to fit the data.
01:57:38
The last thing about the theory though, it's not the like
01:57:40
there's going to be one last human lives.
01:57:42
Smith I saw that.
01:57:44
What happens if that's great?
01:57:45
That's going to be real.
01:57:46
Like what
01:57:47
the negative constant does not eventually the negative constant begins to dominate.
01:57:50
Then the expansion of the universe stalls and the weak
01:57:51
collapse begins with the current best fit numbers.
01:57:53
The turnaround will occur roughly 13
01:57:55
billion years from now, and the big crunch about 20 billion years.
01:57:57
That places the total lifetime of the universe.
01:57:59
I don't know, it has to be a pretty big deal
01:58:01
when you're already in the cosmic middle age.
01:58:03
By the way,
01:58:03
this video comes with a quiz that lets you check your cosmological like this.
01:58:07
It's a little better back,
01:58:10
just a little messy. Why?
01:58:11
Why is messy hair so much more attractive on a woman?
01:58:14
They they need to.
01:58:16
Maybe they should.
01:58:16
Her original messy hair.
01:58:20
No, I'm just saying this is not.
01:58:23
This is.
01:58:24
I don't know what.
01:58:24
Just having a negative cosmological constant
01:58:26
also revives so much better coding big banks, various models.
01:58:30
All these have been proposed like I collisions of higher dimensional brains.
01:58:33
Every one of them first needs the universe to turn around.
01:58:35
And that's exactly what the negative cosmological constant ensures.
01:58:38
Never mind, it's far more plausible.
01:58:40
When are we to make a fist?
01:58:41
I give it a six out of ten on this is like a C on her bullshit meter.
01:58:45
I think that her hair, this is her good hair day.
01:58:47
This is her as a woman.
01:58:49
She's like, I'm I'm killing it.
01:58:51
Her hair is perfect. Her today?
01:58:53
No, I think so.
01:58:54
And the other one, her hair, it's she had a bad hair day,
01:58:57
but it really actually looks way better if you have more flexibility.
01:59:00
The that model, it's not so super cool.
01:59:03
It's definitely possible to me, but it just took about a year or something.
01:59:06
Having dark energy undocumented? No.
01:59:07
She definitely I'm sure these guys are right on.
01:59:09
The universe will end in about 33 billion.
01:59:11
Yes, just enough time to finally reply to that review from 2009.
01:59:14
I mean, not the drafting point.
01:59:15
I don't like it if companies keep track of my whereabouts and God knows what else.
01:59:18
It's, it's more like,
01:59:22
70s mom.
01:59:25
It's more like your hair almost right now.
01:59:27
70s. Mom. Yeah. Okay, I'll take that.
01:59:31
I'll just go change my floofy.
01:59:33
See, you're kind of more floofy of top, right?
01:59:34
I do, it's the.
01:59:36
That's a little humidity. See, that's what I'm saying.
01:59:38
That's kind of what that makes it look fake.
01:59:41
This is all real.
01:59:42
This is all me.
01:59:45
But, yeah, it gets.
01:59:45
Maybe I just cut it two weeks ago.
01:59:47
I'm not cut my hair every two weeks in the summer.
01:59:50
And I'm not just shaving it off so I don't have to cut it.
01:59:54
I'll just be feminine and fluffy.
01:59:56
But I'm not fluffy.
01:59:57
I'm fluffy. I'm not fluffy.
02:00:00
Fluffy is a good sort of Vikings
02:00:03
cheerleader.
02:00:07
I got some Gary.
02:00:07
Should we play Gary on YouTube?
02:00:10
I've got like, another news story involving
02:00:14
busses.
02:00:15
I got two, two news stories involving busses that we got,
02:00:20
dead tattoo.
02:00:22
I've got stuff that's YouTube friendly, but we can go over to Rumble.
02:00:26
It doesn't matter.
02:00:27
I got some con to get pissed off for stupid reasons.
02:00:31
Got some jackass.
02:00:34
Got, some other fuckface.
02:00:38
If you're still checking your comment, I sandwich.
02:00:40
I got a couple more sandwich things got some Armada Fair,
02:00:44
some brief Armada Fair update.
02:00:47
Well, rest in peace to them, right? A fair this year.
02:00:49
What do you mean?
02:00:50
The kid can go back to parking on a street. Now,
02:00:54
that probably brings in so much money is probably where they get
02:00:56
most of their money. Except a couple factories.
02:00:58
They should knock it.
02:00:59
The residents should knock it. They should lean into it.
02:01:07
This is an automatic.
02:01:08
You're never.
02:01:09
That's cool.
02:01:09
Dude.
02:01:12
It operates on its own.
02:01:14
The battery powered solar power.
02:01:20
I wish I knew.
02:01:23
I think it's a ghost.
02:01:31
Obviously, something is turning it,
02:01:34
could just be vibrating.
02:01:35
I've seen weird shit vibrate.
02:01:38
Whoever put this screw in their hole there, maybe
02:01:40
weird shit vibrate me to.
02:01:43
I've seen weird shit do weird shit while vibrating.
02:01:47
Like it hooked on a loop and start, you know, spinning for no reason.
02:01:52
Just because of the frequency.
02:01:54
Oh, I got this.
02:01:56
We got to talk about this.
02:01:58
I know you probably have it in your feed somewhere.
02:02:01
What is it?
02:02:02
I can also tell you,
02:02:03
and this might sound crazy, but based on our investigations and stuff,
02:02:06
we need a Joe Rogan bumper that we've seen.
02:02:09
Okay, there is definitely something that
02:02:12
I think would rival what we know currently with physics and a tech
02:02:18
that potentially is out there, that we don't have the ability to reproduce,
02:02:21
because it would basically be like dropping a cell phone on a cell phone
02:02:24
right off back during the time of maybe cavemen.
02:02:27
So like, we just don't have the time. Caveman.
02:02:29
What I can tell you is based on there's some people that fancy themselves
02:02:33
as intellectuals.
02:02:35
With the congressional hearings, I was actually able
02:02:37
to ask some of the witnesses, you know, what are these things?
02:02:40
And they keep saying interdimensional.
02:02:42
And then when you talk about the interdimensional aspect of, you know,
02:02:45
are these things preexisting, maybe outside of what we currently know
02:02:49
as our own dimension,
02:02:50
and that stuff can kind of all sound crazy,
02:02:52
but at the end of the day, you know, my job as an investigator
02:02:56
is to receive all that information, decipher it,
02:02:59
and then ultimately, from a congressional aspect,
02:03:01
if you do have contractors that are withholding information
02:03:03
or operating outside of the purview of the federal government,
02:03:06
I mean, there's budgetary issues, but there's definitely something that I
02:03:09
can tell you with confidence that exists that we don't know how to explain curtly.
02:03:13
Logic was impeccable.
02:03:14
Captain operates outside our understanding of physics.
02:03:18
What specifically saying what what happened to to,
02:03:23
I guess break it down in simple terms, is that I think that some of the tech
02:03:27
that exists that whatever these things have, these energy things have,
02:03:33
well, they call them interdimensional beings.
02:03:35
I think that they can actually operate through said that already.
02:03:37
And that's not something that I came up with on my own.
02:03:40
I think she just he just wanted to double down on what we've been told.
02:03:44
And then also, too, I think that there's this
02:03:45
historical aspect of, you know, this get into.
02:03:47
Yeah, but no, he said, what did you mean by interdimensional beings?
02:03:50
And she said, well, these things are interdimensional beings, like period.
02:03:55
And then we've done what do you mean by the what now,
02:03:59
what I meant by that is what I meant, you dumb ass.
02:04:02
Now look at me. I'm hot. Right?
02:04:04
And I'm going to continue talking the.
02:04:06
I feel like she's.
02:04:08
I feel like she's a slip away
02:04:10
from dropping like a like such as at some point, I feel like
02:04:13
when people are scripted to or they have a plan of something to say,
02:04:17
they when you ask them a question like that, they repeat the same thing
02:04:19
because they don't know how to go off script. Right?
02:04:21
So like I'm supposed to say interdimensional being
02:04:23
and then move on to the classified section of my spiel,
02:04:27
deeper theories and concepts of religion.
02:04:30
And I think the history that we currently know
02:04:31
what she's implying is the government.
02:04:33
You know, you have the modern day Bible, you have this aspect of Bibles
02:04:36
or books of the Bible communicating with things outside of our time.
02:04:39
And I think that we're in a time, an age where
02:04:40
you have such a vast amount of information that we have access to via social media,
02:04:44
through your cell phone, via the internet.
02:04:46
And so it's really changing the way that we understand,
02:04:48
you know, the origins of life and the spiritual reality that we know.
02:04:51
When you say interdimensional beings, that they know that these are introduced
02:04:55
us again.
02:04:55
Yeah. Not so.
02:04:57
Based on your testimony, he he doubled down.
02:05:00
He's like, okay, so when you say interdimensional beings twice,
02:05:04
what exactly did you hear them say?
02:05:07
They mean that by being based on witnesses.
02:05:10
But what I can tell you, you're never guess what she's going to say.
02:05:13
You okay?
02:05:16
That's fact.
02:05:17
I say that these are interdimensional beings.
02:05:18
How? The origins of life and the spiritual reality that we know.
02:05:21
When you say interdimensional beings, that they know
02:05:24
that these are interdimensional beings, how do they know that?
02:05:26
How do they know?
02:05:27
So, based on testimony would be based on witnesses to come forward.
02:05:30
But what I can tell you, witness is just we're told that they were saying
02:05:33
that they've seen things.
02:05:34
And what I can tell you without getting into classified conversations,
02:05:37
is that there have been incidences that I believe
02:05:40
where very credible people have reported
02:05:43
that there have been movement outside of time space.
02:05:46
That's very vague.
02:05:47
Yeah. So let's.
02:05:49
Yeah, yeah. Look, have I seen a portal that. No.
02:05:51
Have I seen a spaceship personally?
02:05:53
No. Have I seen evidence of this? Yes.
02:05:55
Have I seen photo documentation of aircraft that I really believe
02:05:58
were not made by mankind? Yes.
02:06:00
Is there historical significance to this? Yes.
02:06:03
Is there more that she just said?
02:06:05
If there was a cell phone back in caveman time, they could it be that she is
02:06:09
just below the level of knowledge of the engineering that she's witnessing?
02:06:14
She gathers the evidence and then she whatever
02:06:17
she said she does of the evidence.
02:06:19
But have I seen a portal? No.
02:06:20
Have I seen a spaceship? No.
02:06:22
Have I seen evidence? Yes.
02:06:25
And all right.
02:06:25
This next question should be what is that evidence?
02:06:29
Go back there next to answers with Christ.
02:06:32
I have documented this in text. Yes.
02:06:34
So do I believe that the government has access to certain.
02:06:36
Does she have documentation of this evidence in text? Yes.
02:06:41
Technology? Yes.
02:06:42
Anywhere.
02:06:42
Evidence of anything incorrect essentially has backwards hearsay.
02:06:45
I think that that's what can explain the advancements that we're seeing.
02:06:47
But I also believe that this is a dangerous level of
02:06:50
hidden information from the America people.
02:06:51
Because if you have an aspect of the federal government,
02:06:53
which I can tell you,
02:06:54
I, with two other members of Congress, were denied access as a representative
02:06:57
for space pertaining to whistleblower because of the fact.
02:06:59
And we can get into that happen again in a second.
02:07:01
But we were not denied access.
02:07:02
We don't have security clearance or the read an authority on it.
02:07:04
Her job is to represent that's a problem, because I'm supposed to represent
02:07:07
and be an investigative body, and you have that.
02:07:08
People who are unelected that are operating basically in secrecy.
02:07:11
And that's a problem
02:07:13
I can see.
02:07:14
The problem is, is by their business model,
02:07:17
they have to operate in secrecy because they they deal in intelligence.
02:07:21
Where are the people that have the intelligence, have the leverage.
02:07:24
So her saying that is either
02:07:27
planned and scheduled or completely naive and,
02:07:31
you know, shut up, bitch.
02:07:34
Right,
02:07:36
right.
02:07:40
I had some Travis Kelce shit.
02:07:42
That's I don't I can't I can't do that Travis Scott
02:07:47
Kelsey and Emma yeah Travis Kelsey he's
02:07:51
dating some famous white singer I can't think of her name.
02:07:55
Who cares?
02:07:58
But look, he's, he did a GQ cover spread
02:08:03
where he said, I want to look natural.
02:08:05
I'm not going to highlight any of them.
02:08:07
You can go to all his pictures.
02:08:08
Just Google Travis. Kelsey, JetBlue.
02:08:10
But there's a two that I have a problem with.
02:08:12
The one is he's holding an alligator, but he's got this
02:08:15
hat on the one in the middle, you see, right in the middle there.
02:08:18
I probably can't even zoom in.
02:08:20
And the other one that bothers me
02:08:21
is in the middle of the ocean with a construction yellow
02:08:25
high visibility vest on.
02:08:27
Yeah,
02:08:29
I don't he can be seen while swimming across the channel.
02:08:33
Here's a couple with some boa constrictor.
02:08:35
Oh, we've obviously never swam across the channel before.
02:08:38
There's Taylor Swift.
02:08:39
Oh, no, wait, that's a snake. Who?
02:08:43
The Adam and Eve story.
02:08:45
Oh, look, there's even a better one in the ocean with a Stetson hat on.
02:08:50
I just,
02:08:52
I just thought, is this sexy?
02:08:56
They want, in my opinion, they want, like, the the whole being manly
02:09:00
or just having any type of strength as a man has been turned into this patriarchal,
02:09:06
you know, you're just a horrible person.
02:09:08
And this is the epitome of men.
02:09:10
He's.
02:09:12
He's,
02:09:14
got to go to Rumble because you love them.
02:09:18
No, sir.
02:09:19
I don't even hate him. I'm indifferent to him.
02:09:21
But I'm offended as a man.
02:09:23
Why are you gay?
02:09:25
This truck loser.
02:09:27
Fucking coward! Coward! Talk, loser.
02:09:30
Look at this one.
02:09:31
He's on waders on top of a storage container
02:09:35
because he's a cock fucking loser.
02:09:37
Coward.
02:09:40
I think if the water got up high enough to be on there, you the waders or the.
02:09:44
You're not really worried about your feet getting wet.
02:09:46
If you're on top of a storage container and the water's that high,
02:09:49
I think somebody else is fucking Taylor Swift.
02:09:51
Also, Taylor Swift, this fucking everybody.
02:09:54
Whoa. It doesn't matter.
02:09:57
Allegedly. Allegedly.
02:09:59
That's ignoring.
02:10:00
Shut the fuck up, asshole.
02:10:05
What do you think?
02:10:08
You know, I,
02:10:11
Taylor Swift is fine.
02:10:12
She's just fine. Fine? Yeah.
02:10:15
You think she's shit?
02:10:16
Oh, no, I no, I don't I think she's so plain with no curves.
02:10:19
She looks more like a little boy and a.
02:10:20
And people that find her attractive are probably on the borderline of the PDA.
02:10:26
You know, I don't like.
02:10:26
I don't know how people like unless they have great personalities.
02:10:29
I don't know, but how people like little girls that look like a little bored.
02:10:34
The flat boy, you know.
02:10:36
Yeah.
02:10:37
No, the shorts being a speaking of Tina, you wouldn't get this reference, but.
02:10:42
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:10:45
Rest in peace.
02:10:49
The more I learned about Hulk Hogan, he was not a good guy.
02:10:52
Apparently, he was a great man.
02:10:55
He just made mistakes.
02:10:56
Haven't you?
02:10:58
The Lord have.
02:10:59
Sir, I cannot compare him to his mistakes.
02:11:05
The worst one that I don't like.
02:11:06
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:11:08
I mean, if you look at his sexual with his daughter, allegedly,
02:11:12
if you ask him what his response to that today
02:11:16
would be, I'm sure he would tell you what you're going gonna do.
02:11:21
Yeah.
02:11:21
What are you gonna do?
02:11:23
I'll probably just tell on him like he used to do.
02:11:27
Go narc to Vince McMahon.
02:11:31
You know, doing this comedy club in New York or LA.
02:11:34
It wasn't, you know, some big festival that was just literally
02:11:38
making a dumb video in my backyard.
02:11:41
It took me less, you know, a minute and a half,
02:11:45
from time that I thought of what to say,
02:11:48
said it, recorded it, and, and,
02:11:51
you know, started uploading it.
02:11:53
That was the thing that changed there.
02:11:55
That was in those moments are out there.
02:11:58
You just gotta be willing to just put yourself out there and do it.
02:12:04
That's the only difference.
02:12:05
That sucks. There's no talent.
02:12:07
You don't have to be funny, you know? Sucks.
02:12:10
Yeah.
02:12:10
It's going to take a minute and a half to put yourself out there.
02:12:13
What about four hours?
02:12:15
I used to love that guy.
02:12:16
Now all I can think is what a dick.
02:12:19
I just, I worked, I used to work really hard,
02:12:22
and I worked on a stand up routine, and I, well, you know, was mediocre.
02:12:26
I didn't get out of local clubs.
02:12:27
And then I decided to take my weird look and just make a couple of YouTube videos.
02:12:31
And I didn't really think of anything.
02:12:33
I just kind of took 15 seconds and just said some random shit, we can do a cruise.
02:12:38
We could do.
02:12:39
Yeah. What do we do in the Turkish?
02:12:43
He. Really?
02:12:48
Wait, I can fly.
02:12:51
Why do you gotta do this with your hands?
02:12:52
I said,
02:12:54
I don't know either.
02:12:55
I just want you to save that for trouble.
02:12:59
I'm not sure what.
02:13:00
What you mean. I just I had an itch.
02:13:02
I was just scratching myself.
02:13:04
Oh, twitches.
02:13:04
My elbows are itching.
02:13:06
Well, my wife and I would be across a party or anywhere, and whenever somebody
02:13:11
did something, all we'd have to do is go, like a little chest bump.
02:13:14
But with our hand turned a little
02:13:17
and we'd hear the whole tit to be, I told you, this is great!
02:13:21
Such a great connection story about how I saw at my parents
02:13:25
house the, oh, no.
02:13:30
A I'm walking around with the kid.
02:13:31
I had to be like 14, 13, 12 and the
02:13:34
the the the arm was right.
02:13:40
Was was tied down like to the waist.
02:13:43
It was like this rope that went around the waist and it was all easy.
02:13:47
You mean it had to be?
02:13:49
I know my brother and I were sitting in my truck smoking weed
02:13:52
and he come walking by.
02:13:54
And so we just sit there, they came.
02:13:56
We're sitting facing this way. And so they came this way.
02:13:58
So they had no idea we were sitting in the car.
02:14:00
And the whole time we're able to just watch them, the whole,
02:14:02
you know, it just kind of making fun of it because they're like, oh, what?
02:14:05
What is she trying to train it to make it?
02:14:07
Like, is this some kind of training device to train the arm to sit flat?
02:14:10
Otherwise it just wants to pop right back up like a yeah,
02:14:14
I think that's one handy hands.
02:14:16
You feel a whole homemade training device?
02:14:19
Well, the same kind of weird boy.
02:14:21
Who's this asshole?
02:14:22
He's awful red.
02:14:24
It's always I know, my God, I'm purple. Why?
02:14:27
So I decided to change the volume manually.
02:14:31
So today the topic is tender.
02:14:34
So I'm going to Mount Rushmore for you.
02:14:38
So good.
02:14:38
Let's make
02:14:40
the Mount Rushmore.
02:14:43
Because they are not ranked one through four.
02:14:44
It is just, oh, there's A4I hold, I know it root.
02:14:49
It's not there man.
02:14:51
What the dog doing my tender Mount Rushmore is as follows.
02:14:56
You can't not put them
02:14:56
on the Mount Rushmore just because of how influential they are.
02:15:00
Beef tenderloin,
02:15:03
pork tenderloin.
02:15:04
Now, there's a big difference there.
02:15:06
Keep in mind, you know, there's two different animals here.
02:15:09
The others pork chops.
02:15:11
Well, two different animals.
02:15:12
I want to say one of them are meat.
02:15:16
Meat song for the beginning of the show.
02:15:19
Yeah, we'll go with that.
02:15:21
So, another topic I wanted to bring up
02:15:25
is my catch phrase, my closing statement as above.
02:15:28
So below.
02:15:29
What the fuck are you yelling?
02:15:30
So, a lot of people wonder what that that is.
02:15:33
It's from Hermetic teachings.
02:15:35
From, Mystery School.
02:15:37
Ancient wisdom.
02:15:39
And, it's less about the position of things and more about scale.
02:15:45
So, I always use the example.
02:15:49
And Adam looks like a solar system looks like a galaxy.
02:15:52
But there's more like that.
02:15:57
You could talk about the dimensions.
02:15:59
You know, square is a cube.
02:16:01
You know, it's a they are,
02:16:04
across dimensions, you know, similar items.
02:16:09
But think about
02:16:12
a living cell.
02:16:14
Every cell of my body has the genetic information
02:16:18
to make my entire body as above.
02:16:21
So below.
02:16:23
Does it the,
02:16:26
That's a claim.
02:16:28
Genetic information to have made your body.
02:16:31
But I don't know if it has a genetic information to currently make
02:16:34
your body.
02:16:37
Weight.
02:16:38
It has enough information to sustain.
02:16:43
That it's sustain your currently made body.
02:16:45
It's like you're saying
02:16:45
your cells could just create another you right there just because it wants to.
02:16:50
Another thing about tender I was thinking like Fender
02:16:54
Stratocaster or, Tinder.
02:17:00
You're not understanding that. I couldn't care any longer
02:17:03
like Grindr for straight people.
02:17:08
I don't give a crap about that.
02:17:10
Roll the clip, Brady.
02:17:14
So that's what he had.
02:17:15
He had a one liner.
02:17:17
He's going to be that guy.
02:17:18
And that could be his gimmick. He should do that.
02:17:20
He's just a bunch of shorts where he sits down,
02:17:24
takes a sip of his beverage says a random some some dumb
02:17:27
shit, takes a sip of his beverage, gets back up and leaves.
02:17:31
Look at those eyelashes.
02:17:34
They go beautiful. Is.
02:17:36
Holy shit, they're those lips.
02:17:38
They're full with full lips.
02:17:40
Why does he have an eyelash?
02:17:42
Because it has made him.
02:17:45
I'm sorry that, that came right from there.
02:17:47
Did you see your yelling like he was?
02:17:49
Look at the top left of his mustache.
02:17:51
Was that one wild hair that's just kind of doing its own thing?
02:17:54
First of all, your mouth isn't open nearly enough for what I need is.
02:17:58
So, Yes. For my.
02:18:01
They'd be like a butthole. Fuck.
02:18:02
I don't like it all that. I don't like it that tight.
02:18:06
Wait, wait.
02:18:07
Why are you gay?
02:18:08
Oh, we're still on, YouTube, everyone.
02:18:11
That's for the ramble only segment.
02:18:15
Where we play dick audio, though, but we actually show it
02:18:18
to, on second thought, not love me tender chicken tenders, but is there.
02:18:23
Yeah. Buzzy slow.
02:18:25
Oh, that's all I had. That's it.
02:18:28
No, there's one more.
02:18:34
There, quick.
02:18:38
When I see him and I see him like a tender,
02:18:41
I think I'm going to lose the nail.
02:18:44
And that's it.
02:18:48
You're not going to lose the nail.
02:18:53
I feel like, what do you cut when I see his videos?
02:18:55
I feel like, I'm a child who had a absent absentee
02:18:58
father in his life, and he comes back and I'm like, oh, my God.
02:19:02
And then he leaves again really quick, and I'm like, oh, yeah.
02:19:05
I feel like when I used
02:19:06
to break up with my girlfriends and then want them back and like,
02:19:09
stock their trailer park and sit outside the window
02:19:12
and see a glimpse of him walk through the living room naked, I'd be like, oh,
02:19:15
there they are.
02:19:15
But then nothing would ever happen.
02:19:18
But the police came by and you're like, no, not in the trailer park.
02:19:21
They're not allowed in there
02:19:24
unless called, unless called.
02:19:25
Right. That's why that's where we always hang out.
02:19:27
Fuck yeah. Duh.
02:19:30
We didn't even live there.
02:19:35
The Brady.
02:19:35
Sorry.
02:19:36
And none of the stop signs are like nothing is legit.
02:19:39
So, you know, I mean, it's a it's like an on your Honor rules.
02:19:41
Actually, you know what I really break down in shopping, like,
02:19:47
like when you drive by the grocery store and there's, like, the stop signs and the.
02:19:50
Those aren't actually official stop signs. They're not.
02:19:53
Yeah.
02:19:53
Of legal tender.
02:19:57
My next thing is are mostly all rumble.
02:19:59
I can't think of anything else except to play us off of Rumble.
02:20:02
I've got stuff that's not rumble, but I don't.
02:20:06
Then I have nothing for a rumble.
02:20:08
But then we'll go to Rumble.
02:20:11
I'm going to play us out with this.
02:20:12
If I can find it in enough time.
02:20:17
This is,
02:20:18
I haven't done one of these in a while.
02:20:26
And boom,
02:20:28
you guys just don't stack megaliths.
02:20:30
Rise to the ball. Scratches, telling you lies. Nothing.
02:20:33
Stop! Balls!
02:20:33
Mouth. Magic.
02:20:33
Time. Courage. Change formation. Climb back. Cool.
02:20:36
What's this in Creed?
02:20:37
Cryptids hide with the controversy. Sleep, drugs and lies in the hold.
02:20:40
We dig. Aliens get you matrices.
02:20:42
Big problems. Creeps in the dark.
02:20:44
Omniverse, right? Space is a marker.
02:20:46
That's what the I call money on the mind.
02:20:48
It's been in the volume, at least from
02:20:50
is probably a superfluous part of this world was crusty and astro band
02:20:53
people place shenanigans, voices, pools every day lies with giants a lot,
02:20:57
but I can't bring them in the divine weight to the metaphysics.
02:21:00
Deep cuts glove shot beat College conspiracy 1776.
02:21:04
Propositions. Innocence mixed up with logic.
02:21:06
Everybody sings listen to masturbation and read through
02:21:09
mind you're not shocked but just drink first.
02:21:12
The liminality that deals.
02:21:13
Blow through the motions.
02:21:15
Number the room in the middle in the fire.
02:21:17
Okay, make it ride your higher deep.
02:21:19
So let's try to these go kind of a deep fly.
02:21:22
Amen. Rubbish bus. Stupid free.
02:21:24
I can't look at you for divinity, reality, orientation, intention, convention,
02:21:28
constitutional spend.
02:21:30
Trans love.
02:21:31
Monday, 10 p.m.
02:21:32
eastern.
02:21:35
Yeah.
02:21:36
Slides. Proxy plays.
02:21:37
Help me do the decoy maze mode.
02:21:39
That whole creep with edge overhead voices.
02:21:41
Bless this pledge.
02:21:42
Suck. Give us kiss a toast.
02:21:44
Send a final word.
02:21:46
Tender.
02:21:49
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude calculation of jabber speech giver.
02:21:52
Folks, listen up before we dive deeper into the circus of this, an unsentimental,
02:21:55
no nonsense disclaimer says with a side of white humor
02:21:58
look, we're here for the time, not a for correct time.
02:21:59
All right?
02:22:00
In this crazy world
02:22:01
where snowflake double and and critic,
02:22:02
we're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
02:22:04
So here's our glide.
02:22:06
Let's get this algebra of our discourse from guest host or any random memo.
02:22:09
Is it tickle your funny bone, teacher green light
02:22:11
and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence?
02:22:13
Any semblance of seriousness is gibber, accidental for everyone.
02:22:16
Equally, we're equal gibber offenders. All right?
02:22:17
We don't give a hoot about your gibberish race religion.
02:22:19
Whether you prefer cats or dogs. We're here to roast everyone
02:22:21
from politicians to gibberish our own sorry selves.
02:22:23
No, not even grandmother.
02:22:25
Article three. Screw political jabber.
02:22:26
Listen, we intend to hold your hand or drive anything.
02:22:28
So if our driver friend you,
02:22:30
we're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or gibber feelings.
02:22:33
But, hey, don't take the heat.
02:22:34
We promise we'll dish out some belly laughs
02:22:35
and maybe a couple of different article algebra.
02:22:37
Fake news alert the tales, rumors, and downright lies.
02:22:39
You give your gibber as a $3 bill.
02:22:41
Any resemblance to real life events are people,
02:22:43
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely gibber
02:22:45
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
02:22:47
We're pretty sure the earth is round.
02:22:48
Whatever. Who cares? Article beach ever.
02:22:50
Cause yeah.
02:22:51
Parody and gibber our bread and butter.
02:22:53
Toast any likeness to actual people or characters.
02:22:55
It's just us having a laugh, not a reason for a jabber.
02:22:57
We might not be the smartest kid in the,
02:22:59
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:23:01
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a zipper,
02:23:04
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
02:23:06
We're just here to crack a few things.
02:23:07
Yeah, spread some jabber, joy and remind everyone that life's
02:23:10
too short to be serious all the frickin time.
02:23:12
So buckle up,
02:23:13
buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride through the absurdity of our 2 million
02:23:16
flag ranch life.
02:23:18
Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
02:23:22
Okay, bye.
02:23:33
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:23:35
let's get ready to.
02:23:42
Rumble!
02:23:42
I hope that you're ready to rumble for your rumble.
02:23:45
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
02:23:48
Give me hell.
02:23:49
Yeah!
02:23:57
Every now and again, every sweet.
02:24:03
Don't make us burn.
02:24:07
Injury.
02:24:08
You've left a gaping hole in your leg.
02:24:13
Where your dog rolled above your in your pants.
02:24:17
Oh fuck me, Gary, fuck you too.
02:24:21
We need you to sound like what?
02:24:23
I'm gonna come back to.
02:24:26
This place draws
02:24:29
in love for access, but no.
02:24:32
Say what?
02:24:33
Licking his retro microphone as if it's your face.
02:24:38
Acute.
02:24:39
Yeah,
02:24:41
I'll show you a long time.
02:24:43
What?
02:24:44
You will have to quit, right?
02:24:47
We got your name plate almost set in.
02:24:53
Something.
02:24:53
Something, something, you cuckold!
02:24:56
Little fag. Get will drive you with
02:25:00
creamy Irish coffee shots
02:25:03
and coupons for a gay spa.
02:25:07
I dare you unsuspicious way
02:25:12
like they do.
02:25:15
Who does
02:25:17
right
02:25:19
like me, Jerry, fuck you to
02:25:23
zoom in on me.
02:25:25
Camera five.
02:25:27
Oh, I even let you push my button.
02:25:34
Splurge right until Monday.
02:25:36
If you don't fuck us, Gary, don't fuck us.
02:25:43
Don't leave us at the love.
02:25:47
Oh, no.
02:25:48
We need your booming, raspy
02:25:52
people use exactly your awkward stance.
02:25:56
So, Troy,
02:25:58
you and Brady Barry strike. No.
02:26:01
Surely you.
02:26:02
Gary, come back before we all go, man.
02:26:08
Come back before we find your wife
02:26:14
and tell her you've been,
02:26:22
agree with you on that issue, man.
02:26:25
It's changing.
02:26:27
You fucking.
02:26:28
You don't you don't know.
02:26:31
The fuck was, egg roll?
02:26:35
You know, I don't know anything for that.
02:26:37
Yeah, I do,
02:26:39
I should just go to Joe.
02:26:42
You, cause it's you.
02:26:43
It's hard to really hear her voice.
02:26:45
Lady Gaga, we got the music that she just want to call it chick you hate.
02:26:52
I know you've nothing.
02:26:55
You don't.
02:26:55
You know how we got to celebrate our differences?
02:26:59
Okay?
02:27:00
And then we get you to go.
02:27:02
We got to the degrees.
02:27:05
I think it's hard to really hear her voice.
02:27:08
Lady Gaga, with all that you do.
02:27:10
Yeah. Music. That chick. Everyone
02:27:14
race for
02:27:16
egg roll.
02:27:18
I just hope to God that's real.
02:27:21
Or whoever helped you.
02:27:23
Something's wrong with the video from 1995.
02:27:29
Yeah, it's crazy that all those drops dropped double all over it.
02:27:32
That's weird.
02:27:33
Like Gary's one.
02:27:36
You know what to say. What
02:27:38
I call. Oh.
02:27:44
Are you allowed to do that?
02:27:46
I think so.
02:27:47
What's the return? How does it return the discs?
02:27:50
Why are there discs all over the place?
02:27:51
You know, times you'd probably hit other people's fucking pins with your disc
02:27:57
a lot.
02:27:57
You stop just the ricochet.
02:27:59
Just the ricochet alone.
02:28:02
Maybe they own the bowling.
02:28:03
I think this is a.
02:28:04
I like to think this is a sport, but I just know one shot off event.
02:28:08
There.
02:28:10
But the real bullet, it might even ruin the floor. But
02:28:13
this is just when when I saw this clip for disc golf.
02:28:16
Bowling.
02:28:16
This is not disc golf bowling that I remember.
02:28:19
This is disc golf.
02:28:20
Bowling that I remember how drugs are hidden then used.
02:28:23
Sometimes the hiding places are where you least expect that.
02:28:27
This, for instance, is a Frisbee that actually work.
02:28:30
However, on the other side there was a device for smoking marijuana.
02:28:34
It's cleverly filled in here.
02:28:36
It's not actually work, right? It
02:28:39
it's so clever that this fucking weird
02:28:41
metal thing in the bottom exists near my arm.
02:28:45
I should find that and just go.
02:28:47
Yeah, I guess the thing I feel then it's a regular.
02:28:50
Oh, chapstick.
02:28:51
This is $6.
02:28:54
You say me expensive,
02:28:56
you have some weed that close a glass file for hiding cocaine.
02:29:01
Well, hold on a second.
02:29:02
I'm doing that. Cocaine.
02:29:04
That's brilliant, I like that.
02:29:06
Can I get some of the road instructions on how to use the gun inside?
02:29:11
What is that?
02:29:11
A about how to light the joint and reinsert it into here?
02:29:15
It's a and I don't know.
02:29:17
I've never seen that before.
02:29:19
I have smoked a lot of weed out of a lot of things and I have never seen it.
02:29:23
And she says this is targeted at children and I disagree.
02:29:26
I want that gun.
02:29:29
I want to see what the fuck that is.
02:29:30
I tried to Google it quickly and I couldn't find any joint gun is what
02:29:34
I tried it.
02:29:35
What's it made out of this is a bellows device.
02:29:38
Are made of plastic.
02:29:39
Where they, high or high, but yet more lung damage.
02:29:43
A higher high.
02:29:44
C you had me at higher.
02:29:48
Give me that much higher lung damage.
02:29:51
If their problem is lung damage, there's plenty of other things
02:29:54
they could also go after.
02:29:56
Well, and anybody who's
02:29:58
smoke carcinogen directly
02:30:00
into their lungs or vape even I know that's like I will get into it.
02:30:03
The do they which is healthier or not.
02:30:05
But then they tell you no or less.
02:30:08
It's not.
02:30:10
Did you give me a pack of menthol?
02:30:12
I mean, sorry, give me a pack of Marlboro Lights.
02:30:14
I mean, I think a light cigaret is an absurd thing to do.
02:30:18
I don't think people
02:30:20
I used to try and get as much smoke.
02:30:22
I mean, you know, you want to. You don't want to waste the smoke.
02:30:24
If you can fill up your car or your room.
02:30:27
No, I smoke lights.
02:30:31
No you don't, I did.
02:30:33
No you didn't.
02:30:35
Only girls smoked lights.
02:30:36
Were they menthol lights?
02:30:38
No, they were Winston
02:30:41
Parliament, the poor man, the poor man's Marlboro.
02:30:43
Even though they they're the same price I like Winston.
02:30:48
I'll bet you did.
02:30:50
Cotton filters
02:30:53
sucked them down, did you?
02:30:55
They're the only cigarets. A cotton filter.
02:30:58
What?
02:30:58
What are the other filters made out of? Fiberglass.
02:31:01
A bunch of horseshit. Yeah.
02:31:03
Horseshit would be probably the healthiest filter.
02:31:05
Allegedly.
02:31:06
Yeah, it's the best filter.
02:31:09
Speaking of horseshit, it's the tube video on.
02:31:13
If so, watch TGIF
02:31:17
with it.
02:31:17
Thank God it's Friday. Fucking.
02:31:21
So what?
02:31:22
No, no, I didn't, I'd have to non means, already.
02:31:26
They stopped working and they're thinking of a party,
02:31:30
so they're living for the weekend.
02:31:33
They.
02:31:34
This is for living for Monday.
02:31:37
It's a very nicely life, isn't it?
02:31:40
How come you don't enjoy the week?
02:31:42
It's very important that you don't make this distinction.
02:31:46
What is work and what is life?
02:31:49
If what you're doing is not your life, please don't do it.
02:31:52
From the moment we are born, till we fall dead.
02:31:55
So she works for me.
02:31:57
I fly from planes.
02:31:58
Why do you think it is falling apart?
02:32:02
Work shouldn't be like that.
02:32:04
Many.
02:32:06
Do you imagine
02:32:08
if I had like children?
02:32:10
If my dad was like.
02:32:11
I want to go him my best life. I don't want to go work.
02:32:15
Yeah.
02:32:15
You want to sit around, play video games?
02:32:17
We see the I had he had me the whole live for the weekend.
02:32:21
I like that I don't I don't I don't just make a distinction Monday
02:32:23
through Friday and Saturday and Sunday because that's, you know,
02:32:26
you don't want to make any of the days suck. If you can help it.
02:32:28
But you have to work and do your responsibilities first,
02:32:31
and you pray and hope to God that you could do that
02:32:34
praying.
02:32:34
Hope to whoever the fuck you believe in.
02:32:36
Sorry, I forgot what show we were on.
02:32:37
Try to turn it around so we can get Gary to come back and get the approval of Mrs.
02:32:41
Gary,
02:32:43
but I forgot where I was, so we'll just segue into something else.
02:32:46
So give me.
02:32:49
So, I was going to parlay off the
02:32:53
smoking cigarets.
02:32:55
There were, there was.
02:32:56
We weren't smoking. Yes. Oh, come off the disc.
02:32:58
Out of a disc. Yeah.
02:33:00
We can get higher. Yeah.
02:33:02
Can't smoke on the bus.
02:33:05
Bus driver allegedly had THC in her system
02:33:08
during crash that injured four students.
02:33:12
You know, I was Michigan.
02:33:15
I believe that's what it's called. Iona.
02:33:16
I think I've heard of Iona. That's how I know how.
02:33:19
Yeah.
02:33:19
Bus drivers with THC in their system also that aren't crashing.
02:33:23
So that's not the issue.
02:33:25
Bus driver allegedly had THC interception
02:33:28
during a crash and several students on board, according to the woods.
02:33:31
Allegedly, 45 year old Angela Fitzgerald
02:33:34
allegedly had THC in her system while being on the wheel of a small school bus.
02:33:38
Her name was Angela. That should have been the first of all.
02:33:41
I mean, she allegedly had THC in her system.
02:33:44
What does that mean? It means that she has
02:33:47
to or eight and
02:33:48
edible within the last 30 to 50 days or.
02:33:51
I mean, I'm sorry, 1 to 50 days.
02:33:53
She could have eaten it on the bus.
02:33:57
So let's let's not I mean, I don't want to I don't know why I said 30 to 50 days,
02:34:01
but I mean, it can it can last out into your system
02:34:04
for up to 30 to up to two months is what I've heard.
02:34:08
It was actually somebody rumble strips along a curve.
02:34:13
I don't like that jurisdiction.
02:34:16
There's a there's a bill on the house to get swabs.
02:34:19
So they won't they won't take breathalyzers anymore.
02:34:21
It'll be swab.
02:34:22
So it'll cover other, things.
02:34:24
But, you know, if you smoked weed, I think, in the last week, and they take a swab,
02:34:29
it will probably test positive.
02:34:31
In fact, if you were even around somebody, it would get caught on your mustache.
02:34:35
And you could go like that and get it on the inside of your thing, and it'll swab.
02:34:38
It'll everybody's going to test.
02:34:39
Positive was basically what's going to happen.
02:34:40
And they're going to use it out as an open probable cause to fuck everybody.
02:34:44
Because now if you look this up, this is not driving properly.
02:34:47
Drinking drugs, anything that gives tickets like
02:34:52
that are down across the country.
02:34:54
I'm not going to say why, because I don't think it's a code.
02:34:56
They start pulling people over for shit and they never went back.
02:34:59
And also a lot of the argument that police are being to,
02:35:02
you know, violent, they also dial back on
02:35:06
pulling people over for nominal bullshit.
02:35:09
Well, the side effect now is they're broke.
02:35:11
So the swab test will make probable cause.
02:35:14
Where anyway.
02:35:14
And then the people that don't smoke, which is probably like half,
02:35:18
won't have a problem with the abuse because anybody who even has pot in
02:35:22
their system will test positive every time.
02:35:26
But there's no way.
02:35:27
I mean, if you smoked weed 27 days ago, do you think you're okay to drive yet?
02:35:33
I don't want to get in any any learn behavior debates or any of the ACLU's test
02:35:37
where they had people stoned and driving and they almost all drove better.
02:35:41
And I'm not condoning, you know, smoking and driving.
02:35:44
Obviously, I don't like the commercial that says,
02:35:46
hey, if you feel different, you drive different.
02:35:48
In that case, if I eat fucking vegetables or I eat candy one day, I'm
02:35:52
probably doing better on the vegetable day than the candy day.
02:35:55
So yeah, you're right.
02:35:56
If I fail different, I drive different.
02:35:58
What if I find if I have a headache, if I'm on my phone?
02:36:01
Anybody care about that shit?
02:36:03
Let's not let me. Let's be real.
02:36:04
I drive different all the time.
02:36:06
Depends on what road, what time of the day it is.
02:36:09
The other day, I saw some dude go through a roundabout and he's going,
02:36:12
like, across like and going straight.
02:36:16
And the whole time I'm watching him, he's on his.
02:36:18
He's got a phone up and he's got one hand
02:36:20
and he's just going through the roundabout.
02:36:22
There's a car next. So he did just fine.
02:36:23
But it was just funny because he wasn't even trying to hide it.
02:36:25
He's just like, look at me going through the roundabout.
02:36:27
Just phone up.
02:36:29
I think I think we're getting to a point now where I like literally,
02:36:32
I will yell out my window, you just cut me off and you didn't even know it.
02:36:35
And this Indian guy, I look up in Troy where what?
02:36:38
I'm like, dude, there's a crisscross to get out of.
02:36:41
You just cut me off
02:36:42
and you're so distracted on your phone, you didn't even know you cut me off.
02:36:46
Like I cut people off on, you know, some state honest mistake sometimes. Or.
02:36:50
Oh, I should have got over. I have to get over.
02:36:51
Oh, let me over, turn.
02:36:52
So let me over cut you off.
02:36:54
This guy didn't even know that me and another person
02:36:57
were totally trying to, like, he was so distracted and swerving.
02:37:00
Dude. All kinds of shit.
02:37:02
After people were yelling at him,
02:37:03
he still was unaware because he was so into his phone.
02:37:05
That is not right.
02:37:07
But when I talk to young people, they think I'm a weak, unskilled person
02:37:11
because I'm unable to drive with one finger,
02:37:13
with my phone in my other hand, like that's there, like that's it's
02:37:16
it's just it's easy for us to do it. You shouldn't worry.
02:37:20
You're distracted whether you think you are or not.
02:37:23
You shouldn't do it.
02:37:25
But that's why you don't need it.
02:37:28
So you're not supposed to have it in your hand.
02:37:30
But if you have it in, like, a little hands free device
02:37:32
and you have your hand on it, then that's for then.
02:37:34
That's that.
02:37:35
But that to me, that's equal to your dashboard.
02:37:38
Do you ever change your hand?
02:37:39
I mean, fucking hate that shit, to be honest, homies.
02:37:42
Reynolds, you've got to pay attention.
02:37:45
You got to, like, look. And it's like, where's the heat thing?
02:37:47
And when if you hit a bump and you hit push the wrong thing,
02:37:49
then you're like, okay, then you got to hit a bunch of other shit.
02:37:52
Why can't I get enough of that?
02:37:53
I can just go over there, feel glad, glance at the bug
02:37:57
and the same exact thing.
02:37:59
Yeah, it should be simple and they should all be the same.
02:38:01
How about that?
02:38:02
They all think they got a better and different manufacturers,
02:38:05
but I just hate all this touchscreen shit now because it's fucking annoying.
02:38:08
You have to like go to the climate area.
02:38:10
You have to then go to the like to see the adjustment
02:38:14
and then you have to, according to my, if you're supposed to sit down
02:38:17
before you even control the car, before you even put the car, I'm sorry
02:38:20
you have to turn it on before you put the car and drive.
02:38:22
You're supposed to learn all that shit before you move.
02:38:24
According to my wife.
02:38:25
Well, whatever. I'm in a fucking.
02:38:27
I'm in rentals. I don't have time for that.
02:38:29
Anybody got time for that makeshift?
02:38:32
That's a class.
02:38:33
I get mad because I leave and I forgot to adjust my mirrors.
02:38:35
That's the only thing I get pissed about because I'm like, I barely use my mirrors.
02:38:38
When I do use them, I'm like, wait, what the fuck am I looking at?
02:38:41
Well, the important thing though, is if you are stoned or you even smoke
02:38:44
weed in the last 30 days, would you drive a bus
02:38:47
like, dude, I, I want to be a firefighter for a long time,
02:38:51
but I had a lifestyle and I didn't want to give up my lifestyle too.
02:38:55
Because you, my my point is that you can't be a bus driver or a firefighter
02:38:59
in my opinion and ever smoke weed or ever.
02:39:02
I mean,
02:39:03
in 2025.
02:39:07
Well, I don't know
02:39:09
whether or not today's world, they're not they're not going to allow it.
02:39:13
It's crazy. Right?
02:39:14
I may or may not know somebody who smokes with very right or has in the past.
02:39:19
This is like years ago I was in the van, smoke weed,
02:39:23
allegedly. That's ignorant.
02:39:24
And I also had been a bus driver.
02:39:30
No, no.
02:39:34
Allegedly, allegedly.
02:39:35
That's ignorant.
02:39:37
So anyways, next story.
02:39:41
She added that I just had taken a and to the end.
02:39:45
The prior night around 8 p.m.
02:39:46
I had not taken any prescriptions the morning of the crash for.
02:39:49
All right, so I gotta stop you right there.
02:39:51
Even more than weed.
02:39:52
I need to restate my statement.
02:39:54
If you are a bus driver, you are not allowed
02:39:57
to take prescription sleeping pills.
02:39:59
That is just not.
02:40:01
You have kids lives in their hands.
02:40:02
You need to be young, ready, able, bright eyed
02:40:05
and bushy tailed, not half out on Ambien or out of it.
02:40:08
I don't even know what air van is to hold on.
02:40:11
Well, the scene of the authorities, although she had slower
02:40:13
speech at times but did not smell the odor.
02:40:17
And so her, and these are bloodshot.
02:40:20
Why is the why is the headline bus driver allegedly had THC in her system
02:40:24
during crash that injured four students rather than, you know, driver.
02:40:27
Allegedly.
02:40:28
Why the head was on advent from the previous night.
02:40:32
Sleepy bus driver on sleep medication.
02:40:35
No, it will read that long.
02:40:36
It says she was listening to adamant
02:40:39
that's not that big deal right?
02:40:42
She stayed up all night watching, adamant
02:40:44
that's not a problem.
02:40:47
Isn't there a show called adamant?
02:40:51
I would rather have my bus, my kids bus
02:40:53
driver take a fucking hit off of a one hitter at 8 p.m.
02:40:57
the night before.
02:40:58
They drive, then take an Ambien or an ad, a van or whatever the fuck.
02:41:01
Any sleeping, any chemical. Sleeping.
02:41:03
Oh my god, for student to have their foot amputated.
02:41:06
I'm like, okay. One student suffered a head and foot pain.
02:41:09
Another student suffered by a bloody nose.
02:41:11
Third student suffered a concussion, forced the need to have their foot
02:41:14
amputated. That's where we have a problem.
02:41:17
All the way.
02:41:18
All from one crash or from four different incidences,
02:41:22
all from one.
02:41:23
Those are the four injured from that. All right.
02:41:25
I'm like, dude, after the first stop her from driving,
02:41:29
they let her do it four times.
02:41:32
I don't know, I mean it's a higher standard, I don't care.
02:41:35
I mean, people, if you don't have children,
02:41:36
maybe you don't understand and I'm sure you do.
02:41:38
But if you have children in your care in your ward, if you are
02:41:42
the tender of these children,
02:41:45
you need to have a higher standard
02:41:48
for yourself, and other people need to hold you to that higher standard.
02:41:51
You're not allowed to be a fucking carefree,
02:41:54
flippant asshole that drinks, takes Ambien or whatever.
02:41:58
And I may be in
02:41:59
and I naive fool to think there is even anybody like that exists anymore.
02:42:03
Probably not.
02:42:04
Yeah, well, you never scroll down.
02:42:06
I've never done this
02:42:07
and scroll down before and look at the, the comments under some of these.
02:42:11
But, it's funny you're saying exactly what I'm saying.
02:42:14
We got first off, third, Charlie and second.
02:42:17
But first off, first off right here.
02:42:19
Nobody is defending the person by the Jewish.
02:42:24
Yeah.
02:42:25
Keep reading it.
02:42:25
It says exactly what I said.
02:42:26
I did exactly ten days or 30 days.
02:42:29
Whatever you said much longer.
02:42:31
Which is it's our there's no the very first thing she says is anybody
02:42:34
carrying children, no matter what should ever which she means, should never.
02:42:40
She, she actually said should ever partake.
02:42:43
But that means they should they should take part.
02:42:45
Oh wait, I know, right?
02:42:46
I don't understand why people don't notice that I was not good
02:42:49
at like English in school.
02:42:53
In English especially, I understand the nuances in language.
02:42:57
I can understand the
02:43:00
yeah, you have a Ryan drop and I thought he says I could care less,
02:43:03
but that's a pet peeve of mine because that's the wrong way to say it.
02:43:06
I always when people say that, I'll say, give me a cap about that.
02:43:10
You're I wasn't saying that I couldn't care less.
02:43:13
That's the one.
02:43:15
So a lot of people say I could care.
02:43:17
I forgot how you say it wrong now.
02:43:18
But I'm always like me less I.
02:43:21
I look, I could care less.
02:43:23
You're done right, I could care way less.
02:43:25
Yeah, yeah. You always wait.
02:43:28
They're both wrong. I couldn't care less.
02:43:29
I could care less than than Ryan.
02:43:31
Bet me I could care less.
02:43:34
I'm very argumentative.
02:43:36
I agree with you, but we're both wrong.
02:43:37
I would agree with you, but we'd both be wrong.
02:43:41
Is that second guy.
02:43:46
Whoa.
02:43:47
So that was the same video. I just want a second one.
02:43:49
Okay. No. That's fine.
02:43:50
Yeah, we can.
02:43:51
I got other ones, but it's not them.
02:43:53
It's not nearly as hot.
02:43:54
In fact, this is,
02:43:58
Yeah. Ooh.
02:44:00
Yeah. Sorry.
02:44:01
You already removed it. I don't know why I did that on an impulse.
02:44:05
Oh, sorry.
02:44:05
I'm not supposed to follow action.
02:44:07
I'm sorry. On my bus. I shouldn't have removed.
02:44:09
No, don't pull it down, goddammit!
02:44:11
You just ruined everything. Yeah,
02:44:13
so I had a follow up on the bus thing.
02:44:15
So there was another bus crash.
02:44:18
This was, was it behind the bus?
02:44:22
No. Somebody crashed into a bus.
02:44:26
Like, you want to let me zoom in?
02:44:28
It's making me do. Yeah. That's fine.
02:44:30
Look at this fucking shit.
02:44:36
Oh, no.
02:44:36
No, that's not real.
02:44:38
That's not right.
02:44:39
That's a that's a real dude.
02:44:41
It's not the right size.
02:44:43
It's not the life threatening injuries.
02:44:44
He didn't die on life threatening injuries.
02:44:47
Only what are where he was like were clearly in the trunk that I mean,
02:44:53
everything else is gone.
02:44:54
Maybe it was a black guy with the seat back.
02:44:56
So far, he was sitting in the back seat.
02:44:58
You ever notice how these two out before?
02:45:02
When I say that, I mean fat people.
02:45:04
Not just black people.
02:45:04
Although not all black people put their seat way up.
02:45:07
And then, Eddie and, Tuesday
02:45:10
prove me wrong and change my box.
02:45:12
Eight.
02:45:14
I want this fucking get bigger.
02:45:16
All of our black please comment which I really put your seat back so far.
02:45:21
What are you good.
02:45:24
Look at that.
02:45:25
The majority of black people aren't.
02:45:27
I think there's more white gay people than black people.
02:45:29
Where did they go?
02:45:31
How did you not die?
02:45:32
An impact?
02:45:34
You're, like, scraped right?
02:45:35
Like you laid back. Did you put your seat?
02:45:38
It's a okay, I second it.
02:45:41
It's a Honda.
02:45:42
It's a hatchback.
02:45:43
I can't tell.
02:45:46
All right, I get it.
02:45:47
It's a lot lower. I didn't see the wheels.
02:45:48
So it's smushed way. It's all the way on the ground.
02:45:50
Smart car.
02:45:52
No, the car would normally probably be about a half a foot higher.
02:45:55
Even. See how it's all. This is the driver's seat.
02:45:56
And it's a smart car.
02:45:57
Like there's no, no, it's just a two door.
02:46:01
It's a four door.
02:46:03
Honda doesn't make a
02:46:06
oh, I see, I see.
02:46:07
Look, the bus is way over to the right.
02:46:10
The driver's side is not under the bus.
02:46:13
It's more than half way over there, though.
02:46:16
Yeah. The picture is making it look like.
02:46:17
Oh, look, look, look at the crinkle over here.
02:46:20
Yeah, but that's just the crank.
02:46:21
That's the roof crinkle from the right side.
02:46:23
Yeah.
02:46:23
I'm saying much little there.
02:46:25
So the rest of the roof crinkled down.
02:46:27
All right.
02:46:27
You asked a question.
02:46:28
How do these on the side?
02:46:31
I'm sorry. He's on the side of the bus.
02:46:32
So he did. What did he do? You
02:46:35
know, dude, he.
02:46:36
If anything, the most people that survived did not tense up, had no idea
02:46:39
the crash was coming and their bodies completely relaxed.
02:46:43
I'm gonna go.
02:46:44
You gotta know if the crash is coming.
02:46:48
He was dead. Probably. It was happening.
02:46:49
And he was getting a hand job.
02:46:51
Speaking of coming.
02:46:55
Got a little Asmr come out of straight
02:46:58
the trunk.
02:47:00
Guys, can I get you to come?
02:47:02
My wife is desperately trying to get me to come inside.
02:47:09
I mean, look,
02:47:11
yeah.
02:47:13
It looks like a penis.
02:47:16
What are you laughing at?
02:47:19
What?
02:47:21
I'm going to stop posting on there if you keep on.
02:47:25
It was.
02:47:26
It was even in was or even dream free. Come in.
02:47:29
Dribbling out and shit.
02:47:30
Dude, he's a submarine. Please.
02:47:34
I'm trying to kind of run
02:47:37
a nice, respectable orgasm all the, chat.
02:47:44
And you are acting like a kids.
02:47:55
That's inappropriate.
02:47:59
Yeah,
02:48:01
there is a portion of that on the show.
02:48:06
I'm not doing chicken shirt.
02:48:07
I'm not doing chicken shirt.
02:48:08
I'm not doing non chicken shirt.
02:48:11
Chicken standoff. I'll do that.
02:48:13
That sounds fantastic.
02:48:20
Some things moved.
02:48:21
Some things moved, man.
02:48:23
You try to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
02:48:28
You killed my chickens.
02:48:33
This thing kept coming.
02:48:35
Just kept charging at me.
02:48:36
Dog, because I felt to a peck
02:48:40
on my left hand side that Paul King up my jungle.
02:48:43
Gypsy gangster, almost evil, sinister crow, crow truck.
02:48:49
Come one chicken, two chicken
02:48:54
three chicken four.
02:48:57
This assailant
02:48:58
was an angry rooster, a chicken.
02:49:01
I think that that's
02:49:04
sacred.
02:49:05
I know what you're saying.
02:49:07
I be shooting that shot.
02:49:08
Like to make sure I know time.
02:49:10
I'm telling my next time you follow something fresh.
02:49:13
I know I tell him.
02:49:14
Tell him my next time you.
02:49:17
You're nice.
02:49:18
Oh. Going to take in the fingers right to the dogs.
02:49:21
Okay, I see brother.
02:49:23
Who do you see? The beef? But I'm trying to get the.
02:49:25
No, they don't take my talking to your,
02:49:28
a there's no way when you man log on,
02:49:31
if you get the for a friend and you can run a song.
02:49:33
That was good.
02:49:35
What we just input tonight?
02:49:37
That station I'm outside. No picture.
02:49:40
You want me?
02:49:41
Go figure. Dude, I had to be myself. Please.
02:49:45
You want to keep the top up?
02:49:49
Chicken that up, right?
02:49:53
Glad you back.
02:49:54
And for the first to play them, I love you.
02:49:57
Come. Let's go.
02:49:58
Daddy's got more chicken.
02:49:59
I thought you can go,
02:50:04
but you know it.
02:50:10
Wait.
02:50:10
What? Karma. Sweet.
02:50:14
He believes laughter is just involuntary diaphragmatic spasms.
02:50:19
He wish
02:50:21
then clarified it was taking place was the Earth strike.
02:50:23
It was original position.
02:50:25
He doesn't say I love that.
02:50:28
He says my hypothalamus is firing oxytocin at above average levels.
02:50:33
He doesn't believe in miracles unless you count people still inviting him
02:50:36
to parties.
02:50:38
He's been at parties.
02:50:39
The clause I explained gravity to a child.
02:50:45
He once told his date that love is a brief neurochemical delusion.
02:50:49
We're on rumble.
02:50:50
I can finally do.
02:50:51
I want ruin fliers by explaining it was arbitrary.
02:50:54
Assigned by ancient Eurocrats,
02:50:57
he signs birthday cards with statistical anomaly.
02:51:01
Survival achieved another year.
02:51:03
He doesn't RSVP.
02:51:06
He calculates gravitational time dilation before committing.
02:51:10
He calls
02:51:11
children undeveloped carbon based thought engines.
02:51:15
He has no baby photos, only time stamps of developmental milestones.
02:51:20
He corrects people's dreams.
02:51:22
He is the most condescending man in the world.
02:51:26
I don't always drink, but when I do, I prefer to remind everyone
02:51:29
that cheers is just a sonic placebo.
02:51:34
I'm glad that
02:51:35
finally went somewhere great and joke got me good.
02:51:38
It's wonderful to see so many of you here.
02:51:41
There are almost as many of you as there are Democratic
02:51:44
presidential candidates.
02:51:49
And don't you get a little nervous then?
02:51:51
A of Democrat budget balanced Democratic candidates one way to reduce deficits.
02:51:56
And it begins with raising your taxes.
02:51:58
But let's be fair.
02:52:00
This is one area where all our liberal friends are willing to cut spending.
02:52:05
There is one area they'll cut what America
02:52:08
needs to protect her national security.
02:52:11
Oh, they say they're for a strong national defense.
02:52:15
But ask them if we should build the B-1 bomber or the Miss, or the Trident
02:52:21
submarine, or the cruise missile, or the aircraft carriers,
02:52:25
or the M1 tank, or rebuild the battleship Iowa.
02:52:29
That's another story.
02:52:31
I don't know how they feel about slingshots.
02:52:33
This Reagan joke got me good.
02:52:36
It's wonderful this.
02:52:47
Oh, yeah.
02:52:47
We got to talk about chicken attack.
02:52:54
So this little girl here
02:52:56
was attacked by her chicken.
02:52:59
These are pictures of her all scratched up on her
02:53:02
forehead, under her eyeball, behind her neck.
02:53:05
But it says something about.
02:53:06
Don't worry,
02:53:09
your chicken is going to be turned into.
02:53:12
Oh, oh.
02:53:16
Little chicken nugget.
02:53:17
Look, I see a little girl.
02:53:18
She's got a scratch on her eye still, but she's eating the chicken.
02:53:22
So that is a true chicken.
02:53:30
Attack!
02:53:31
I knew that had to be my piece of chicken.
02:53:35
That I like chicken.
02:53:38
I don't like you.
02:53:42
I'm bad at Foreign Affairs to play.
02:53:49
These are bad news.
02:53:50
First bad news.
02:53:52
My girlfriend Lorraine dumped me when she found out.
02:53:54
I was also seeing Claire Lee and the good news.
02:53:57
Okay, so glad the chicken go
02:54:01
is girl
02:54:03
good news or bad news?
02:54:05
First bad news. My girlfriend Lorraine
02:54:08
dumped me when she found out I was also seeing Claire Lee.
02:54:11
And the good news I guess it doesn't
02:54:14
matter in.
02:54:19
Oh, shit.
02:54:19
That was bad.
02:54:21
So yeah, we showed the little girl that got attacked by a chicken
02:54:23
and ended up eating her chicken nuggets.
02:54:26
Did you see that? No.
02:54:30
I missed it, I was pissing.
02:54:32
This is her.
02:54:36
The first picture,
02:54:38
which I think I've already closed.
02:54:42
Had her.
02:54:43
See, she's got a scratch on her eye.
02:54:44
She got all scratched up by a chicken, which I showed much of.
02:54:46
You'll see it in the replay if you watch the show.
02:54:48
But, and, I don't watch the show.
02:54:52
I do, but I know
02:54:53
that's the chicken that attacked her that's on her plate right there.
02:54:57
Oh, so she learned all about the circle of life.
02:55:02
What does she look like?
02:55:03
She's face swapped with somebody.
02:55:08
Which is like an older person's face.
02:55:10
I don't know, it's weird.
02:55:11
All right, so we're going to start a new segment on here.
02:55:14
We've got ten installments called Finish the Chicken Attack.
02:55:17
I don't know, we may have seen this one.
02:55:18
I'm sorry about an attack.
02:55:19
Yeah, we've got to make just happen.
02:55:24
But if you put an actual chicken attack, the chicken attack.
02:55:28
That's interesting.
02:55:30
That's actually a rooster.
02:55:33
What's the difference?
02:55:34
I think I think I think all roosters are chickens.
02:55:37
Blood was gushing and I was like, all right, thank
02:55:41
all roosters.
02:55:42
And my neighbor got attacked in June before technical
02:55:46
who's having sex with the hen?
02:55:50
The rooster.
02:55:51
It's perverse having sex with him.
02:55:53
Oh, that's the charging at me.
02:55:56
This thing kept coming.
02:55:57
Then I was kicking it like this, kicking it off repeatedly.
02:56:00
And the animal just kept charging.
02:56:06
Just kept charging.
02:56:13
Shopping,
02:56:15
chopping.
02:56:16
No shopping.
02:56:19
Chopping.
02:56:20
There's probably sound, but it doesn't matter.
02:56:22
Who cares?
02:56:23
Wash the house. No.
02:56:27
I see the plate, the the TV, food.
02:56:32
I know what eggplant means.
02:56:37
Wait, she's not picking a sandwich.
02:56:41
I was just taking advantage of you.
02:56:45
Don't need to worry. So.
02:56:50
Stupid theory's so cute.
02:56:53
It wasn't a sandwich.
02:56:54
This was the eat the house.
02:56:57
You know what the long the the dangling.
02:57:03
There's the eggplant.
02:57:07
Are we don't chicken attack?
02:57:09
I think so, but if now we can always go back to.
02:57:13
This is larger ants live or anything can happen.
02:57:16
Even the host can just quit out of nowhere.
02:57:20
Yes. No.
02:57:21
Maybe.
02:57:25
Well, there's not a host anymore.
02:57:27
This is our new host.
02:57:30
He runs this segment.
02:57:32
Yeah, he. Yeah, he gets monologues.
02:57:34
He doesn't monologues the way they should be done.
02:57:37
This is called the unforgivable.
02:57:39
Number one.
02:57:44
I went to the Levine's.
02:57:46
They get some pants for me and Monica's.
02:57:49
I was going to steal one
02:57:52
pants. I'd put the pants.
02:57:53
I don't want to ruin the art.
02:57:55
Awesome skirts.
02:57:57
I was like.
02:58:00
What?
02:58:00
That smell like? She was like,
02:58:04
She didn't know what to say
02:58:05
of, like, don't make me ask you again.
02:58:09
Anyway.
02:58:10
Got her number.
02:58:12
The next day we went to Chicken filet, some place in the mall.
02:58:15
Chicken flank.
02:58:16
I was like, bitch, all these people are.
02:58:19
She said, well, it's the mall.
02:58:22
I'm like, whatever, bitch, give me a chicken sandwiches of waffle fries.
02:58:30
Like bitch.
02:58:31
She said what you had to eat.
02:58:33
I was like, go up there and give me a chicken sandwich
02:58:38
with some waffle fries, maybe a Coke to drink some
02:58:43
tell a nice about that, she said.
02:58:45
What are you going to get?
02:58:46
I'm like, bitch, going to the corner.
02:58:50
Tell it, Nick, I want a chicken sandwich.
02:58:51
That's a waffle froth for free.
02:58:55
Is it okay, we're going out over there.
02:58:58
You asked me what I want to drink.
02:59:00
I'm like,
02:59:02
give me a doctor.
02:59:03
Pepper. Bitch.
02:59:06
We got the food.
02:59:07
Is that Michael Vick?
02:59:09
She brought it to me.
02:59:11
Snatched it from a real fan.
02:59:13
Said that like, bitch, you talk. Just sit down.
02:59:15
You better wait for my request.
02:59:19
I said, go ahead, sit down.
02:59:20
Come.
02:59:22
He's black. She said down.
02:59:24
Oh, and we ate.
02:59:27
Later on in to the silver ball.
02:59:31
Play some video games of some
02:59:35
she like.
02:59:35
She wasn't having a good time.
02:59:37
I said, bitch, you ain't no, no silver ball, Tania.
02:59:40
There was a silver ball and she said, I like to go shopping.
02:59:43
I was like, bitch, not on this date cause I ain't got no money.
02:59:47
And you give me the money you got.
02:59:49
She gave me your purse.
02:59:52
I took the wallet out for some credit cards
02:59:55
and some pictures of some other niggas.
02:59:57
I was like, who are these niggas?
02:59:59
She said, I emphasize hold on, b job.
03:00:03
And I had no brother.
03:00:04
Did you do all
03:00:07
I said, bitch, who is this nigga in this picture?
03:00:11
What? I let us see my nigga.
03:00:13
Well I said bitch, you better now I don't know what I did,
03:00:19
you know the chance to nigga what she said.
03:00:21
Well I have to. I was like bitch s a mistake.
03:00:25
Okay, go to the bathroom.
03:00:27
All right?
03:00:27
That's what you say.
03:00:28
You got to plan.
03:00:31
I said, listen, can't.
03:00:33
Today ain't your day.
03:00:36
She said, what did I do?
03:00:38
I say, bitch, you got some siblings and I like it.
03:00:43
She trying to make up for
03:00:45
suck my dick a little bit.
03:00:48
Okay?
03:00:50
I was like, bitch, that feel good?
03:00:54
But it ain't enough.
03:00:58
It took a new level for jacking me off
03:01:00
while she was sucking my thing.
03:01:04
I got a nut.
03:01:05
Yeah, I got a nut.
03:01:07
So I got down with getting my dick wet.
03:01:12
Totally.
03:01:12
And I wanted some pussy. Now
03:01:15
she was like, we.
03:01:17
I just suck your dick and you just not it.
03:01:19
I was like,
03:01:21
if you ask me one more time, bitch, I kill you.
03:01:25
I know little brothers.
03:01:27
He said, okay, I got the pussy firmer
03:01:31
and I know, I know because I can use a condom.
03:01:33
Another than a pussy. Got a pregnant.
03:01:44
Unforgivable. So.
03:01:49
That's unforgivable.
03:01:50
Number one.
03:01:55
It's cultural.
03:01:56
If you don't understand, then you just not.
03:01:58
You just don't understand.
03:02:01
Hot off and I don't give a shit.
03:02:05
I understand, all right.
03:02:06
What do you got? Your turn.
03:02:08
You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
03:02:12
Oh, you can actually add inches to your dick.
03:02:16
I learned unflattering to live.
03:02:17
If you get penis weights,
03:02:20
penis weights.
03:02:21
Stretch that shit right down to the floor.
03:02:24
Yeah.
03:02:26
So, do you have any tattoos?
03:02:29
Not a one. No.
03:02:31
Does your wife have any tattoos? No.
03:02:34
What if you guys did have tattoos for.
03:02:40
Hypothetical.
03:02:42
All right.
03:02:43
I would have a tattoo of a metallica tattoo. No.
03:02:47
Do some flames.
03:02:49
So, yeah, there's no, like, the symbol.
03:02:50
That's.
03:02:51
That's the main reason why I don't have a tattoo.
03:02:53
Right?
03:02:54
I that's a pretty slick.
03:02:57
No, I mean, it's a pretty it's a commitment.
03:03:00
You've been staring at it the rest of your life for. Yeah.
03:03:02
Unless you get it.
03:03:03
Remove which my uncle I look at had all the time.
03:03:06
When I see people, I like you just like you're comfortable
03:03:08
staring at that same thing the rest of your life. Yeah.
03:03:10
Even museums have, like, artwork that they rotate.
03:03:13
Even priceless, priceless artwork.
03:03:16
They rotate it.
03:03:18
Yeah.
03:03:19
When I was ten, my uncle, or at least I remember he got removed when I was ten.
03:03:23
He had one of those, like, navy tattoos that looked like a snake on
03:03:26
some kind of a pole that went literally all the way up and down his arm.
03:03:30
And one day he got it removed.
03:03:32
And back in, you know, 1980s, it wasn't simple removal.
03:03:37
So it looked like they had burned and scarred the fuck out of his arm.
03:03:40
And I thought he would rather have it look like that and go through that.
03:03:45
Then look at that fucking snake wrap for whatever reason, right?
03:03:48
No thank you. Nope.
03:03:50
And anything that I think back, I would have gotten a tattoo in my 20s
03:03:53
and it would have been something,
03:03:55
without a doubt,
03:03:57
not even arguably stupid and gay, and I'd be stuck with it now.
03:04:01
I wouldn't mind would reverse that bad, but in the hindsight,
03:04:05
I was very indecisive and so I could never, like, decide on,
03:04:10
I don't know, I personally wanted like a, like a Michigan
03:04:13
mitten, maybe wanted like, right on your ass.
03:04:16
Like somebody smacking you with.
03:04:18
No, I don't know, little teardrop.
03:04:21
Get look real close.
03:04:22
It's a little Michigan mitten.
03:04:26
I'm hard.
03:04:27
I'm 20 years hard. Life in Michigan.
03:04:30
Hard,
03:04:31
hard life.
03:04:32
So if you had a tattoo and you.
03:04:35
Or if your wife had a tattoo when she died, would you ever think about
03:04:38
maybe commemorating, like,
03:04:42
one of her tattoos and, like, having it on the wall?
03:04:46
Dude, I don't were you at my.
03:04:48
Were you with me this week?
03:04:49
Dude, one of my clients had a fucking stuffed
03:04:51
cat on his TV, and it freaked the shit out of me.
03:04:55
No, I would not stretch my wife's skin out with her
03:04:58
tattoo on or whatever the fuck you're asking me,
03:05:00
but I'm sure you're gonna bring up somebody who did.
03:05:07
That.
03:05:07
Do you like it?
03:05:08
I mean, I don't know, his late husband's tattoo
03:05:10
cut from his corpse, framed as a cool tribute.
03:05:12
It does. It it does.
03:05:14
So much more than a picture is what the quote says.
03:05:19
Are we going to get to see it?
03:05:20
This is the happy couple.
03:05:24
I've got the video pulled up on another show.
03:05:26
You have to can, but you have to put do you have to put like aloe
03:05:28
and cream on it all the time so it doesn't dry up right I don't know.
03:05:33
Oh yeah.
03:05:33
See I can't zoom in and then I have some lotion on the fucking tattoo patch or it
03:05:38
I don't know the reason. Again.
03:05:43
My, Pretty
03:05:45
sure my daughter has tattoos like the the younger generations zoom in.
03:05:51
I got no problems with tattoos.
03:05:52
I just could never think of anything.
03:05:54
Oh, there it is. The.
03:05:56
Yeah, it's the greatest to ever.
03:05:58
Oh, my God, dude, looks like somebody else.
03:06:00
Drew. I love the Steelers.
03:06:03
I like the whole postmortem skull thing, like Slayer and all that.
03:06:07
The heavy metal looking thing.
03:06:09
But that looks like her child drew it.
03:06:12
Navy, her child, the draw.
03:06:13
Maybe that's the point.
03:06:14
I don't know.
03:06:14
The longer I look at it, the more it looks a little bit straight and, symmetrical.
03:06:19
It's just kind of sketched in.
03:06:23
And it looks like it says Raiders next to the Steelers.
03:06:25
What what does that say.
03:06:27
Yeah right.
03:06:28
Redo read us.
03:06:30
It doesn't say Steelers. If it really is.
03:06:33
Oh so it's supposed to say Steelers which by the way it does not say
03:06:36
there's only the three.
03:06:38
You know what happened is they drew Asante as soon as he blew together a bit.
03:06:42
Yeah.
03:06:42
But as a Steelers fan it does not have the word Steelers on the logo.
03:06:47
I know we can go ahead and.
03:06:50
Get me up if you want.
03:06:54
But I know the Steelers logo is just the three.
03:06:56
It's for three rivers the three the three Steelers whoever.
03:06:59
You know way back when the Steelers corporations
03:07:03
three three River or
03:07:05
I don't know what I'm saying right now but it doesn't have the word Steelers in it.
03:07:08
That's what I'm trying to say.
03:07:11
I yeah it's 58.
03:07:13
It's got some number on the helmet too.
03:07:15
Or did he keep it would be 50.
03:07:20
Wait a minute.
03:07:20
Are you jealous of me?
03:07:21
Are you jealous of him,
03:07:24
do you think?
03:07:25
Very big Seinfeld quote.
03:07:27
So he had more than 70 tattoos on his body.
03:07:30
She chose this one
03:07:32
then that he just likes the Steelers.
03:07:34
I wonder how bad the other tattoos are.
03:07:36
This is probably the best one.
03:07:38
Isn't the skin going to go like that over time?
03:07:41
Did you have this, like shellacked?
03:07:42
Is this like, wait, I'm sorry, I'm confused that he or she
03:07:47
who died, he did.
03:07:50
Oh, I read the whole thing backwards.
03:07:52
I thought she died. And he took the skin.
03:07:55
No, it makes it makes. Definitely.
03:07:57
This is the answer to you.
03:07:59
It makes absolute perfect sense.
03:08:00
Now, I, of course, a woman did something irrational like that.
03:08:05
There's nothing wrong. If a woman did it. I'm fine with it.
03:08:07
She's crazy. It. Look, she's still wearing a Steelers shirt.
03:08:09
She did it because it's the Steelers, not because of her.
03:08:11
She's the Steelers. Like the real Earth.
03:08:15
It does say Steelers. Wow.
03:08:16
I live in a della effect.
03:08:18
No my son and I don't think it's weird at all.
03:08:21
Let me tell you how we had it done.
03:08:23
When my husband passed away, unexpectedly, I knew that
03:08:27
this is something that we were going to do because we had talked about it.
03:08:31
So with his consent, when I was at the funeral home,
03:08:34
making all the arrangements, for those of you, unfortunately,
03:08:38
that did she have it grafted onto her body from how you want the chairs, too?
03:08:41
What kind of flowers do you want?
03:08:43
All all of that.
03:08:43
That would be sweet.
03:08:45
And I said, you know what?
03:08:47
Why not just get that tattoo drawn on your body?
03:08:50
Naturally, they thought I was crazy.
03:08:53
They were very nice, but it was very unheard of.
03:08:57
And they were not familiar with it.
03:08:58
They didn't weren't sure how we were going to do that.
03:09:00
So one of the number one comments I've been seeing is how do you
03:09:04
you can't have many number one comments, you crazy woman.
03:09:08
Many of the number one comments we've been getting I did not leave room for.
03:09:12
There's only one. Number one.
03:09:13
You did it.
03:09:15
You just want this. And this is what my husband wanted.
03:09:18
So I made the statement, oh, to preserve his tattoo.
03:09:22
So all of this is what he wanted.
03:09:24
So she lied her.
03:09:26
And after that is when Save My Ink Forever, the company
03:09:29
that does the actual preservation.
03:09:31
They come in phone calls, emails, and what they send you.
03:09:36
So she's giving people, you talk about this,
03:09:39
he's been a spokesperson for this company, and she is stockholder outlines
03:09:43
where it's.
03:09:43
I got no problems with crazy or irrational ways to mourn afterwards.
03:09:49
A lot of the communications with the funeral home.
03:09:51
But taxidermy freaks me the fuck out.
03:09:54
I don't like it. Detailed video. I don't get it.
03:09:56
The funeral home and the mortician.
03:09:58
It seems the one that will mean you.
03:10:01
My husband passed away on a Friday.
03:10:03
His showing was the following Thursday and the funeral was Friday.
03:10:07
On Friday, after everybody left and I was doing
03:10:10
my goodbye is when the mortician and I, She
03:10:14
and I stood there and I got to say the exact tattoo I wanted.
03:10:19
My husband having over 70 tattoos.
03:10:21
I wanted the surrounding tattoos in it as well.
03:10:24
So you outline it and then the tissue is removed and save my ink forever.
03:10:30
And the funeral home, preservation bag and sends it to save my ink forever.
03:10:35
Kyle, then contacted me.
03:10:40
I love the show step of the way.
03:10:42
It took a long 90 days, and we had set it up and arranged that they were 90 days.
03:10:48
Deliver him.
03:10:49
Bring him home to us.
03:10:51
I'm in West Virginia.
03:10:52
The company, he calls it him. Fucking.
03:10:55
They showed us his tattoo.
03:11:00
It was undescribable as to what that felt.
03:11:04
It wasn't just one feeling.
03:11:05
It wasn't just an emotion.
03:11:07
It was physical.
03:11:08
We're we're both wrong, Brian.
03:11:10
Just so you know.
03:11:11
But I will correct after this video.
03:11:15
That was so big.
03:11:18
I seriously can't imagine
03:11:20
if we wouldn't have had this done.
03:11:23
I have many, many emotions every day, every second.
03:11:28
And we all do.
03:11:30
We do in ways that right now I'm a little angry at you
03:11:34
in places that I thought I did.
03:11:35
I wonder why the fuck she's taking so long.
03:11:37
The fuck I do.
03:11:39
Just who has to indicate pride?
03:11:41
I, I have emotions all the time.
03:11:44
I breathe in and then I breathe out the sunrises and then it sets.
03:11:48
Please. I'm so different than you. Please.
03:11:52
Oh, people like what happens in, like,
03:11:55
I don't know, 50 years when she's dead.
03:11:59
What do you need to know? Her kids have it.
03:12:01
They're like, yeah, I don't know.
03:12:02
It's like grandpa's fucking tattoo.
03:12:04
It's probably same thing that happens to an old coat, a tattoo.
03:12:09
It's either saved and
03:12:10
preserved or thrown away or rub it,
03:12:13
you know, rummage sale rubbish sales which are gathered
03:12:17
in throughout this whole journey on TikTok.
03:12:21
And wow, the steel logo is actually kind of gay.
03:12:24
I don't know how we made it that, but their loved ones.
03:12:26
But it's not three.
03:12:28
All right, let's get to the comments.
03:12:30
Hey, my dumb ass cousin got a heartbeat signature tattoo of a girl
03:12:34
that was already married to someone else.
03:12:36
Music is going to be played.
03:12:37
If he knew that she was already married. Yeah, that's pretty dumb.
03:12:40
And I assume a heartbeat signature is like a unique line that matches her heart.
03:12:44
So what's the tattoo?
03:12:46
Because I assume he had to get a tattoo over that tattoo.
03:12:49
So did he get a change to made it spell out cunt?
03:12:53
This journey so far has been for me.
03:12:56
Then he corrected me.
03:12:57
That's not what the Steeler symbol means, I said.
03:12:59
I mentioned it meant something about the Three Rivers.
03:13:01
I don't know why, because I heard the three rivers in there.
03:13:04
The three diamond symbolizes the three elements to make steel.
03:13:07
Yeah, they do now, but originally no.
03:13:10
Originally.
03:13:13
I don't know why this makes
03:13:14
any sense, but originally the yellow, red and blue.
03:13:18
These colors represented the attributes of steel, yellow for lightens your work.
03:13:23
Orange change to red for
03:13:26
bright needs your leisure and blue for widens your world.
03:13:29
So it used to mean that.
03:13:30
Then later on the colors came to represent the materials used for steel production,
03:13:35
which is yellow for coal, orange now red
03:13:39
for iron ore and blue for steel.
03:13:41
Scrap.
03:13:42
So I want to see a logo with the orange.
03:13:44
Why do they keep they keep referring to orange.
03:13:46
Change to red.
03:13:47
But I don't.
03:13:48
It's another Mandela effect.
03:13:50
I don't remember a Steelers logo with the.
03:13:51
Or do they just mean the steel logo instead of the steel?
03:13:54
Oh yeah. I'm sorry the iron.
03:13:56
I have to click on this prior to go to it.
03:13:58
No. If they're not going to show me
03:14:00
somebody find it.
03:14:01
The steel logo with the orange.
03:14:05
So Ryan was more right than I am.
03:14:07
I was wrong completely and 100%. But
03:14:11
they changed that recently to the elements.
03:14:13
It used to mean some corny slogans,
03:14:16
very corny slogans.
03:14:21
I got more rap shit,
03:14:22
but I don't, I don't, I skip the rap.
03:14:26
We have shiny
03:14:27
Chinese people fighting sword.
03:14:30
You want to know how to cook a can of, goods?
03:14:34
Spam? Apparently. I was not sure.
03:14:36
This is allegedly.
03:14:37
This is how your.
03:14:38
This is how this gentleman decided to cook
03:14:41
his, canned goods,
03:14:44
whereas, you
03:14:46
saw that guy.
03:14:47
Then what is the correct way to cook canned goods?
03:14:49
You supposed to put your candles on the stove
03:14:52
and then when it's done, is supposed to open up, shake it up a little bit.
03:14:55
I don't mean you want to hear that in the bottom, honestly.
03:14:57
So you know your heart.
03:14:59
Check it out. Wait, so we're watching this.
03:15:02
This the pop up in a little bit.
03:15:03
When it's high level, you can put it this way.
03:15:05
You know your kid is good is gone.
03:15:06
Is the bow beginning to eat out?
03:15:08
This is not real. I mean, in life,
03:15:12
in real life you got this.
03:15:13
You have.
03:15:13
You really played a pretty good faith, right?
03:15:18
There's like, you don't come.
03:15:21
Oh, that's what drew you out. Dude.
03:15:22
We're dead right? Yeah.
03:15:25
No, we did.
03:15:27
It wasn't.
03:15:28
But you do know that I have a girlfriend, right?
03:15:31
Yeah.
03:15:33
Okay.
03:15:34
What did he say?
03:15:36
You look like you're cool, right?
03:15:39
Look how cool I look.
03:15:40
He's like, I fucked my face up because I'm a dipshit.
03:15:43
Even just the plastics that are inside the preserve like this, it's not just metal.
03:15:47
It's like it's got coatings on it.
03:15:49
Like. Motherfucker.
03:15:52
And he's even telling people this is how you do it.
03:15:55
This is how we do.
03:15:59
So, Going
03:16:03
back to, certain,
03:16:07
people, Ryan's cousins paying to get the tattoo removed, of course, on,
03:16:14
Less common to have no tattoos nowadays.
03:16:17
Older people, maybe younger people all have tattoos and piercings.
03:16:21
And did you see the new ear?
03:16:23
I forgot what they call that when they make the ear hole bigger.
03:16:26
Everybody has those right now.
03:16:29
Instead of just an earring that they pierce your hole than they put
03:16:32
a bigger hole and bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger.
03:16:34
So you got a fucking hole gauges.
03:16:35
Yeah, I hate the gauges. That's what it's called.
03:16:38
Everybody has those now.
03:16:42
Even bigger gauges.
03:16:44
Did you get any good clips of my wife?
03:16:48
I have a great clip of, Gary's wife right here.
03:16:51
Oh, it looks like the perfect family gathering.
03:16:54
Happy birthday to you.
03:16:57
Yeah, we started seeing.
03:16:58
Robert is turning a year old and a yummy cake.
03:17:02
Some crazy must have.
03:17:03
But when Birthday dad helps him taste the icing and encourages him
03:17:07
to just go for it and dig in with his hands, no. Oh.
03:17:13
Was going to suffocate.
03:17:15
Kill the kid, right?
03:17:16
No husband.
03:17:16
I'll do a cake smash for the first birthday.
03:17:19
But the unexpected happens.
03:17:21
The unexpected happened.
03:17:22
You can clearly hear me say no.
03:17:24
No. Yep.
03:17:25
Kenny Mulroy of Tampa is hit smack in the face.
03:17:29
I thought he wanted me to, like, you know, take a bite of it
03:17:33
or lick it or something.
03:17:34
I don't know why he was coming at me with this cake.
03:17:36
And then while I'm wearing it.
03:17:38
This was not a joke to you.
03:17:40
I was very hurt.
03:17:41
I remember I immediately went to the bathroom, clean myself up.
03:17:45
I FaceTimed my dad and just bawling when she posted the video and
03:17:51
captioned it, if he does this ever again, he won't live to talk about it.
03:17:55
The reaction?
03:17:55
Hold on a second. Social media on fire.
03:17:58
There's a thing called equal
03:17:59
and opposite force and that's a little bit of an overreaction. So
03:18:05
are you allergic to this stuff
03:18:06
or are you in any harm, or are you going to immediately be hurt?
03:18:10
I think you're overreacting.
03:18:12
I think you're unreasonable.
03:18:13
And I think that immediately, if you threaten me like that again
03:18:16
wouldn't get over you.
03:18:17
Can you rewind that sucker exactly.
03:18:20
Before I comment on it, you go back to the truck
03:18:23
and it looks like right now we're going to go back to the cake.
03:18:26
Once everybody you know has their child do a cake smash for the first birthday.
03:18:30
But the unexpected happens in birthday cakes.
03:18:32
Up the cake.
03:18:33
You can clearly hear me say no, no.
03:18:36
Yep.
03:18:36
Kenny Mulroy of Tampa is hit smack in.
03:18:40
But then she stuck her.
03:18:41
I thought he wanted me to like,
03:18:42
you know, take a bite of it or lick it or something.
03:18:46
I don't know why he was coming at me with this cake and then.
03:18:48
Well, it was clear. Why you.
03:18:52
I was very hurt.
03:18:52
I remember I, immediately went to the bathroom, cleaned myself up.
03:18:57
I FaceTimed my dad and just Paulie when she posted the video,
03:19:02
she captioned it, if he does not live to talk about,
03:19:07
that's the that's the that's the
03:19:10
that's what we should be talking about.
03:19:15
So I would tell her,
03:19:16
if you mouth open, if you think it's going to happen right
03:19:20
now, he's just going to slide it in her mouth.
03:19:24
Maybe we don't know what we need to know about her.
03:19:27
And she okay.
03:19:29
He's like, show, show the news.
03:19:30
What? You showed me.
03:19:32
She throws this cake.
03:19:34
This. Oh.
03:19:38
Dude, I just she hates him.
03:19:39
Well, maybe that's a bedroom thing.
03:19:41
And she hates when he shoots it all over her face.
03:19:44
And so she's like, I don't want it all over my face.
03:19:48
And so when he did this, it was kind of like.
03:19:49
Anyway, I know
03:19:52
I don't see how I would he should have put it in her end. Oh,
03:19:56
I don't know
03:19:57
anybody who could set about having to wash your face, even if you have to
03:20:02
completely jump in the shower, as long as you're not covering a face.
03:20:05
Easy.
03:20:06
It's your child's first birthday party.
03:20:09
Yeah. All right.
03:20:10
Wait, now you just changed it, now I, I can.
03:20:12
I immediately understood how a woman could get upset
03:20:14
for having to miss five minutes of that to go clean up.
03:20:17
Yeah, I've been through. I've been through one of those.
03:20:19
You know, when they start planning that first birthday? No.
03:20:22
Like 5 or 6 weeks after they're born, as soon as the whole birth thing is over
03:20:26
and you're settled in, especially for the first kid.
03:20:28
Second one already planning him before he's even before she's here.
03:20:31
Well, then I should have picked the boat.
03:20:32
She should have picked the better up live to talk about it.
03:20:35
The reaction is setting social media on fire.
03:20:38
Divorce immediately. Are you saying that?
03:20:41
What are the threats for threatening him after a Google interview?
03:20:46
Is he embarrassed? I think he's very embarrassed.
03:20:48
Oh man. Oh, I think he's embarrassed.
03:20:51
He should
03:20:53
do something.
03:20:54
He's embarrassed because he can't control his wife, right?
03:20:57
Yeah, he's he's pretty much kind of like a Gary.
03:21:01
And he's just kind of sitting there going, okay.
03:21:02
And here I'll be honest. So I agree.
03:21:05
So if it's a family thing and she really did miss,
03:21:08
how long is it going to take to clean up your face,
03:21:09
even if you have to completely jump in the shower and change your clothes?
03:21:11
30 minutes.
03:21:14
I mean, for a woman, I know a man could do it in five,
03:21:18
but she missed 30 minutes of a party of a family party.
03:21:21
Let's. Everybody left.
03:21:23
I just don't think that that's really a big deal.
03:21:28
I don't
03:21:30
yeah, know, there's women that have weird demands for some other reason.
03:21:38
I don't say it is an understatement.
03:21:40
I'm weird.
03:21:40
It's unreasonable.
03:21:44
Weird is fun.
03:21:46
Doing ultimatums is unreasonable.
03:21:48
And so
03:21:51
I don't want to say
03:21:53
not intelligent.
03:21:59
But yeah, I think
03:21:59
it's a lazy way to get the job done.
03:22:04
I still can't find I can believe,
03:22:05
I believe I can fly.
03:22:08
Where is the no.
03:22:11
We can't both be looking for things.
03:22:13
Somebody has to play something.
03:22:14
Do me.
03:22:15
Me a sandwich.
03:22:16
Guys, we're out here.
03:22:19
Made that for me.
03:22:22
That's fucking delicious on a plate.
03:22:24
Right. It.
03:22:25
I fucking love you like.
03:22:29
We got sandwich.
03:22:32
That's not a sandwich.
03:22:32
These check these guys. They're about to eat.
03:22:35
Yeah, these are sandwiches.
03:22:36
This thing was in their hand.
03:22:38
I'm like, I'm looking all over. Where'd they get the sliders from?
03:22:40
Everything is further up the road to enjoy the meal.
03:22:43
Their sliders here, their sandwiches, its food.
03:22:45
Bloggers are about to try some delicious food
03:22:48
suddenly comes crashing through the restaurant.
03:22:52
The glass is shattered.
03:22:54
The impact knocks them over.
03:22:57
I'm gonna try the fries.
03:22:58
Influencers Nina unrated and Patrick Blackwood.
03:23:01
Amazing meals all around town.
03:23:03
You guys have a job in influence.
03:23:05
You consider dangerous? I think we were.
03:23:07
And all this shit that they never expected.
03:23:11
This now could have been my last meal.
03:23:14
Patrick and Nina.
03:23:16
See, it's funny you were saying there with the golf guy
03:23:19
ever. Yeah, right in the nuts.
03:23:21
But the delayed reaction, like, he's like, he has not like.
03:23:25
Because he would have no idea. Like, what the hell just happened?
03:23:27
Like your reaction time would just have to be delayed
03:23:29
because you just you wouldn't expect, like.
03:23:32
Yeah, he's like still sitting in the series, like, wait a minute.
03:23:35
I didn't realize it had bounced.
03:23:38
Are the wall.
03:23:39
They're dangerous I in bleach she him
03:23:44
she's bleeding in joy where the glass flew at her.
03:23:49
They never look how happy they are right now.
03:23:54
Yeah,
03:23:56
yeah, dude, he bounced off that fucking window.
03:23:59
I don't know how he like his leg broken.
03:24:03
Like I'm pretty sure has happened.
03:24:04
That top part of the glass.
03:24:06
The glass is what? Can't wait.
03:24:08
We're rushed to the hospital with cuts all over that car coming straight at us.
03:24:12
It's a mess. Oh, wait.
03:24:14
She's even cut on the other side of her face.
03:24:17
Take a look at the.
03:24:19
In a way where I us.
03:24:20
It's a how did she get never expected this.
03:24:25
That could have been nothing.
03:24:26
She hit her head on the table. There are expected to.
03:24:29
Wait a minute.
03:24:31
Oh, wait.
03:24:32
As the glass under her. Yeah. It was flying up and down and everywhere.
03:24:35
It must have
03:24:36
now. There's no way she hit her face right here.
03:24:39
No, right here is when she hit her face.
03:24:42
No, she no, she just she gets up,
03:24:47
And she caught herself.
03:24:47
She never even went down.
03:24:50
She just, It was.
03:24:51
He pushes her out of the way.
03:24:52
Yeah, there's the other table.
03:24:54
There never was her.
03:24:56
It was his fault. He.
03:24:59
Yeah.
03:25:03
Yeah.
03:25:05
Her mom,
03:25:09
Hey. Oh,
03:25:13
they never expect
03:25:17
to see. See?
03:25:23
The guy.
03:25:23
Everything starts to warp on the table like.
03:25:28
And,
03:25:30
Damn YouTube.
03:25:31
You're ruining my fun.
03:25:33
Yeah,
03:25:36
yeah,
03:25:37
yeah.
03:25:39
Tell,
03:25:42
Neil, Patrick and Neil
03:25:44
brothers with cuts all over that car pulling straight at us.
03:25:49
Yeah.
03:25:49
Go over.
03:25:50
Come on. Reporters, I'm really getting to.
03:25:52
I'm not being insensitive to these people, but bullshit reporting.
03:25:56
There's one cut on one side of her face and her neck,
03:25:58
and there's one cut on his side of his face.
03:25:59
It's not that.
03:26:00
It's not.
03:26:00
Yeah, this is just blood that dripped down.
03:26:03
And this is from her hitting her head on the on the other table.
03:26:07
No, they both have cuts all over their bodies.
03:26:10
She did this because she wants to sue somebody.
03:26:14
We use terms like misinformation, mal information when we say stuff
03:26:19
that they don't like, but when they report crap like that, that's perfectly fine.
03:26:22
Oh, wait, this is Inside Edition.
03:26:24
Never mind mail information.
03:26:26
Malicious. Let's get to let's get to regular news.
03:26:30
Okay.
03:26:30
Now to Detroit's east side, where police say several
03:26:33
people were shot while gathering after a funeral.
03:26:37
It happened just before eight at that.
03:26:39
The Cemetery Avenue police say a Burgundy
03:26:43
100 pulled up, opened fire and then sped off.
03:26:46
I think he sent this because it says A, you were past.
03:26:49
There were past.
03:26:50
Call back to a different episode of the past, and two women are in the hospital.
03:26:55
You see that their injuries right now, police have
03:26:59
they're asking anyone with information if somebody got shot on Detroit's
03:27:02
east side, there's no suspects.
03:27:03
They have no word, no way police are asking for help.
03:27:07
Doesn't that sound familiar?
03:27:11
Why are they asking us to do their job?
03:27:14
They need to do their own job.
03:27:18
Investigate.
03:27:18
Don't they have the tools to do that?
03:27:24
More duck stuff?
03:27:27
No. You got more?
03:27:33
Yeah, I have more.
03:27:35
More?
03:27:38
Yet? I'm pretty sure we saw this one.
03:27:42
Yeah, we didn't see this.
03:27:44
It's not real.
03:27:46
Thank you so much.
03:27:49
The motive for me.
03:27:50
What was that
03:27:52
say was joke, I was joking.
03:27:54
This is a sandwich. The breakfast was made a there.
03:27:57
So come along with us and let's see what they got.
03:27:59
We know. Take that stuff.
03:28:00
It's going to be stick with the
03:28:03
be like the good times.
03:28:06
Go back to France.
03:28:08
Yeah I wish.
03:28:11
For some time was like a plague.
03:28:14
And then that's better.
03:28:16
So getting better.
03:28:19
Make it last little while.
03:28:21
We can't leave the times, you know?
03:28:23
Back to some some shit here. That's what it was.
03:28:28
I didn't realize
03:28:30
at all.
03:28:34
Yeah, it's kind of a shitty little town over there.
03:28:36
So, like, some other stuff.
03:28:39
City carnival?
03:28:40
Yeah, that's what I said. City.
03:28:41
Oh, city.
03:28:42
The city carnival.
03:28:45
The woman's, lighter skin tone and the children lady.
03:28:49
So it's Armada. There's only three.
03:28:52
There's there are.
03:28:52
No, I'm just saying, I don't know, maybe, maybe this was during the week, and
03:28:57
father was at work.
03:28:58
Is. I don't see, Oh.
03:29:00
Popcorn.
03:29:02
Yeah, it was just popcorn.
03:29:04
Sounds so fucking good.
03:29:05
A does it?
03:29:08
Yeah.
03:29:10
Brother. Who do you think? No beef.
03:29:12
But I'm gonna be the.
03:29:13
No, don't take my talking to your,
03:29:16
like, say we, But I'm a friend.
03:29:18
When you met a long time friend, you can always get it was me.
03:29:22
Just if you want to.
03:29:24
Like, that's picture of my psycho picture.
03:29:27
If you want me to go figure it back to the truck, you tell me.
03:29:31
But I know, I know, it's a bit too different, you would say.
03:29:35
Maybe grab another one.
03:29:37
You might have put that.
03:29:38
I'll give a hug.
03:29:39
What you do say, girl, I know you love to.
03:29:46
Yeah.
03:29:46
That's fantastic.
03:29:47
Video.
03:29:50
If fudgy I am.
03:29:52
I got some of this left.
03:29:54
I am a 14 year old girl.
03:29:56
I am a 14 year old girl.
03:29:58
My brother molested me.
03:30:00
Can I be a 14 year old boy?
03:30:02
Yeah, you can be my brother.
03:30:07
I am a 14 year old girl.
03:30:08
My brother molested me. It happened only once.
03:30:11
But since then he has offered.
03:30:13
Nice. Offered me.
03:30:14
No no no no no no no no no no.
03:30:19
He said the best of it or it happened only once
03:30:24
I believe you enabling and you're full of shit a once.
03:30:28
But since then has it happened is all you need to say.
03:30:32
Only once is not necessary.
03:30:35
It happened only once.
03:30:37
But since then he has twice offered me money to help with his fixation.
03:30:43
He had a girlfriend for a few years
03:30:46
and they had sex all the time after they broke up.
03:30:49
His next relationship lasted only a few months before she broke it off.
03:30:53
That's when he turned to me.
03:30:55
I haven't told anyone because I'm ashamed of myself.
03:30:57
I don't want people to find out, especially my friends.
03:30:59
I'm afraid they'll think I'm gross or something.
03:31:02
What should I do?
03:31:03
Assigned signed toy in Indiana.
03:31:06
That explains a lot.
03:31:08
I if I had a nickel for every time I gave this advice.
03:31:12
Stop fucking your brother.
03:31:17
It only happened once.
03:31:19
Not it.
03:31:21
Take away the only and once and just say it happened.
03:31:30
I want
03:31:30
I only got him in the ass once by a man in prison.
03:31:33
My sister.
03:31:35
Is that okay?
03:31:36
It was only once.
03:31:38
Took my sister.
03:31:41
Now hold on, I forgot
03:31:42
I wasn't clear, was it his step sister?
03:31:46
So it didn't say that matter.
03:31:50
I don't know if I don't know, I, like I said I never had
03:31:52
and like, the adoptive side, I don't really know. So
03:31:56
what about that weird,
03:31:59
I have a I have a half sister, but I don't call her my half sister
03:32:02
because I'd be rude as fuck.
03:32:04
And I've never thought about fucking her.
03:32:07
I really tried.
03:32:11
I don't know what that means, but you try thinking about
03:32:14
fucking her to dinner and bought her some wine and shit, or.
03:32:21
Yes. I slid your hand up her thighs.
03:32:24
In fact, she's on my.
03:32:25
She's on my list of. She's on my list with my mother.
03:32:28
As like the antidote when I don't want to come.
03:32:31
So I'm not sure what you mean.
03:32:34
Now, don't get me wrong, I can.
03:32:35
I could definitely get turned on by some brother and sister porn.
03:32:38
Just not my brother or sister.
03:32:41
So is that wrong?
03:32:45
It's really weird.
03:32:48
You asked.
03:32:48
You asked to do the flash. I had to.
03:32:51
What if it's your half brother and half sister?
03:32:53
Don't fuck your brother.
03:32:55
Same advice, half brother.
03:32:58
There are 8 billion people in the world.
03:33:00
Half of them are the opposite sex of you.
03:33:02
You don't have to fuck the one
03:33:03
that's right next to you that you were raised with that.
03:33:06
Then you also have to deal with it.
03:33:08
Thanksgiving after you fuck them.
03:33:10
Could you imagine that?
03:33:12
Imagine you do it. It's a mistake and you never do it.
03:33:14
You just only do it once.
03:33:15
Like you said, you still have to face them
03:33:19
every Thanksgiving or whenever you see family stuff.
03:33:21
You know I mean it.
03:33:22
It's not like I suck my penis in you.
03:33:27
Way. It's just.
03:33:28
I'm sorry.
03:33:29
That's that's not sexual relations.
03:33:31
If they just did oral
03:33:33
well afterwards, she just wanted, I think, just anything.
03:33:37
I mean, I also have
03:33:40
the considered sexual, which is.
03:33:43
Dude, men are lazy if they can get sex closer.
03:33:46
Like if there were three bars and one bar was two miles away, one was 20
03:33:50
miles away.
03:33:50
They're always going to go to the two mile bar,
03:33:52
even if there's hotter chicks at the 20 mile an hour bar.
03:33:56
So if this guy finds out, he can have sex with his half sister, real sister,
03:33:59
stepsister, whatever, he's not even going to try to go get girlfriends.
03:34:02
He's just going to go, hey, it's right here.
03:34:05
Being in your in your
03:34:06
room or in your house is half the battle right?
03:34:10
But still, I stand by my first statement
03:34:12
to not fuck your brother.
03:34:16
And the reason I'm specifically saying don't fuck
03:34:18
fuck my brother instead of don't fuck your sister,
03:34:20
because I think there are some men in the world that would fuck their sister.
03:34:24
But if the sister says no, then
03:34:27
don't fuck your brother.
03:34:28
Sisters don't fuck your brothers.
03:34:31
Sisters, don't let your babies grow up
03:34:33
to be brother fuckers.
03:34:37
I think that's how that song goes.
03:34:38
I don't know.
03:34:42
Maybe six hours ago.
03:34:43
Justice Department to provide a scene related records.
03:34:46
Friday.
03:34:47
You're doing the shit again.
03:34:48
No, no,
03:34:51
you're not,
03:34:53
you're not.
03:34:53
Even if you think the government's ever going to come through.
03:34:57
You know, I.
03:35:00
Say hello.
03:35:04
Up. But you.
03:35:07
So you never
03:35:10
know.
03:35:11
They'll never take.
03:35:15
You you know I don't you not
03:35:20
see what is going to happen.
03:35:22
You broke it if want good.
03:35:28
Things that we.
03:35:30
I'm one.
03:35:31
You know what I come out of for?
03:35:35
Those
03:35:37
in between long.
03:35:39
Oh, God.
03:35:40
This house will come home.
03:35:42
Don't you know?
03:35:42
Don't look at the roads.
03:35:46
Tell them everything.
03:35:48
But let they come back.
03:35:50
It's like when I come up.
03:35:56
I up all of the time.
03:35:58
I a little bit of rock and I can, you know,
03:36:01
this is the sweetest, but I can't understand what is it?
03:36:06
It's a way to get in it.
03:36:08
But none of this makes
03:36:10
the right sounds.
03:36:11
Sounds like that other guy from earlier.
03:36:13
I'll be right back, but I.
03:36:15
I listen in the new.
03:36:18
I drive my groove,
03:36:21
but I like
03:36:23
this.
03:36:24
You get it. But.
03:36:36
Popcorn is good at the start, but then it's really
03:36:39
dry really fast.
03:36:41
Did you got something?
03:36:42
You got something? I know you got something.
03:36:44
I got what I've been waiting for.
03:36:46
For the food.
03:36:50
What are you eating?
03:36:51
I got chicken, I got chicken tenders in the air fryer.
03:36:54
I'm just going to have to give them a quick blast.
03:37:00
I have.
03:37:05
Everything's taken so long to load.
03:37:10
There we go.
03:37:16
No problem.
03:37:17
Leave. I can find it.
03:37:20
I believe I can trust this guy.
03:37:24
I wake up together and God
03:37:26
and they to spread my wings and fly away.
03:37:36
Remember them of the balls?
03:37:46
I. Hampshire's
03:37:54
got bigger balls, and Gary.
03:38:01
Hey, while there, dial up service
03:38:04
this week.
03:38:06
Okay,
03:38:07
so I wonder what Gary's going to use now.
03:38:14
Popcorn.
03:38:14
Comment.
03:38:16
Don't fall asleep.
03:38:16
I'm gonna fall asleep. I'm
03:38:19
the best.
03:38:19
Popcorn is from Mister Kettle down in Eastern Market.
03:38:22
Worth every penny.
03:38:22
Well, I'll be going there August 31st for the second annual
03:38:27
Sandwich Party.
03:38:30
At tent five.
03:38:31
Or they don't call them. 10th annual.
03:38:33
Second annual, second annual, second,
03:38:36
second. Dec.
03:38:39
Sucker.
03:38:39
What?
03:38:41
Second deck. No, it's on the.
03:38:43
It's in the fifth. Ten. Second day.
03:38:45
Second that you only gave you year that.
03:38:49
No. You got the lower deck and then you got the second deck.
03:38:52
What did you hear? The second deck.
03:38:54
That's what I thought. You heard that mean?
03:38:56
Second door.
03:39:00
Second deck.
03:39:02
Why are you.
03:39:05
That's what everybody wants to know.
03:39:08
You. If you're not
03:39:09
married, you're probably gay.
03:39:13
All right,
03:39:13
let's get the Chinese people and then get out of here.
03:39:18
China.
03:39:22
Going to.
03:39:26
Oh. Oh.
03:39:30
Is the popcorn at Mystic Kettle
03:39:31
already popped and flavored, or is it just the corner?
03:39:35
000, both.
03:39:38
No no no no no, not now, Mister Kettle.
03:39:41
Sounds like it's kettle corn.
03:39:45
I like the sweet and salty kettle corn.
03:39:49
Maybe it's all sweet and salty.
03:39:55
Well, Gary should be back next week.
03:39:56
This is our 13th without him.
03:39:59
13th?
03:40:00
That's over on.
03:40:03
Oh, no.
03:40:05
Oh, really?
03:40:08
Hey, I'm at a certain point
03:40:11
we need to change the format or.
03:40:14
Oh, I don't know if the monologues are getting pretty.
03:40:18
I'm running out of sticks to might stick.
03:40:21
I mean, I'm sorry.
03:40:21
Today, Gary's shtick was to list condiments, and it was actually pretty funny on.
03:40:29
That was the only gimmick I had.
03:40:32
Oh, and they're making a mistake saying that he was having trouble with his wife.
03:40:36
Or, I mean, life.
03:40:40
But if you think about it, our wives are our lives.
03:40:43
And unless you don't have one,
03:40:48
I would think twice before you get one.
03:40:51
You got it.
03:40:52
I'm going to put it on the screen.
03:40:56
It's freshly popped and they sell unpopped kernels.
03:40:58
And yes, it's sweet and salty.
03:41:00
How do they.
03:41:02
How do they sell on popped it after you pop it.
03:41:05
It's salty.
03:41:08
Wait, what?
03:41:14
That's pretty cool.
03:41:15
If they could flavor the kernels and then after they pop it,
03:41:17
I'm pretty sure they flavor it after they pop it.
03:41:19
So they probably do both.
03:41:20
He said you can buy the barrels or the pop flavored.
03:41:25
Oops.
03:41:27
Well, that was quite a tease.
03:41:28
Finally, there was a dead officer on the ground.
03:41:31
Then I over to.
03:41:37
Maybe not as early as oh,
03:41:39
his penis was out because he's in the bathroom.
03:41:43
But what was he using the bathroom?
03:41:44
Or was there some other reason?
03:41:46
So that's messed up.
03:41:47
They didn't probably need to blur that big, but
03:41:50
the American head of penis is very.
03:41:58
More like a spring roll than an egg roll.
03:42:02
Yeah. He,
03:42:04
innocent unless and until proven guilty.
03:42:08
Who's hiding under the blanket?
03:42:09
I didn't notice.
03:42:10
I don't really like all it.
03:42:14
He enters the restroom at the Sacramento County Sheriff's Department,
03:42:17
finding Deputy Marvin Morales seemingly passed out in the corner
03:42:21
of the stall.
03:42:25
Seemingly, it doesn't get better.
03:42:28
They just let phrases like this.
03:42:35
Hey, was he asphyxiating, bruh?
03:42:40
Miles and Ross?
03:42:43
They drag him out.
03:42:44
Drag him out, throw them out, drag him out.
03:42:49
They still leave the door open for fire.
03:42:51
I got all this for our trash can out there.
03:42:56
So what happened
03:42:59
was unseen.
03:43:00
Learned he collected narcotics during an earlier on duty call
03:43:04
with concerns he may have experienced an accidental exposure.
03:43:07
Deputies begin to search his vehicle.
03:43:10
Hey, I thought it was in the glove.
03:43:11
Yeah, I'm not seeing it.
03:43:13
My gloves.
03:43:14
I felt those two minutes I was looking.
03:43:20
Over to downtown.
03:43:21
Yes, it. Oh, wait.
03:43:23
Declaring his pockets, he asks for clarification
03:43:26
on the contents of the cruiser when he writes the suspect
03:43:30
a citation for possession of narcotics and let them go. I
03:43:36
see you next week.
03:43:38
Hey. I'm here.
03:43:39
This is my house.
03:43:42
Despite securing the evidence in his cruiser, it's nowhere to be found.
03:43:46
However, deputies, still searching quickly find something else.
03:43:50
As I say, I just saw.
03:43:51
Put it in the fucking glove
03:43:54
with a glove for it.
03:43:57
How often do we just get rid of those guys
03:43:59
cited, cited in the right, right now,
03:44:04
that might just be an old busted meth pipe,
03:44:05
because there was no mention of a pipe in the call.
03:44:07
Yeah, but there's glass right here on the foil or that foil.
03:44:10
But this that might just be an old meth pipe or, sentimental pipe.
03:44:15
That's quite the benefit of the doubt in there.
03:44:17
But that's just a shattered pipe, That's not what I was.
03:44:21
I oil said, I said, what the guy said was meth.
03:44:24
Some, off white substance and foil.
03:44:28
Are they all going to die to no mention
03:44:31
of a pipe that no one deputy considers an explanation?
03:44:35
You're saying that? And she was, like, trying to blow it off.
03:44:37
But he's like his vehicle. There's a pipe.
03:44:39
He was going good.
03:44:40
Go on, but use the bathroom first.
03:44:43
Now there isn't a and then decide to smoke a little real quick to try it.
03:44:47
Finally.
03:44:48
See, you have to go back in the car and drive it and grab it.
03:44:52
It has.
03:44:53
There has to be a car up on it.
03:44:55
It has to.
03:44:58
Pass.
03:44:58
Who is he?
03:45:00
He went with respect to the hospital.
03:45:02
He didn't die. He.
03:45:03
He didn't die on that day? I don't think so.
03:45:06
I was at the hospital.
03:45:07
Check his pockets.
03:45:08
Finally locating the evidence.
03:45:11
I feel.
03:45:14
Like so.
03:45:15
Yeah. Yes.
03:45:15
So what evidence?
03:45:18
You just.
03:45:21
Flown there.
03:45:24
I don't want to look fucking up there.
03:45:25
I'm not going to silence those
03:45:28
scripture quick.
03:45:31
However, the question of whether the exposure was accidental reaches
03:45:34
a shocking conclusion when deputies locate a small glass pipe and an orange torch.
03:45:39
Lighter in the bathroom where Deputy Morales collapsed.
03:45:43
The pipe was on the ground.
03:45:44
Wasn't that supposed?
03:45:46
It's like there's a meth patch.
03:45:48
I don't remember, but I was in the stall of that
03:45:51
come up that could have been there from a different bus.
03:45:54
That could have been there for there.
03:45:55
Yeah. Somebody else using the bathroom.
03:45:57
The lawyers are going to use.
03:45:59
Investigators with the Bureau of Internal Affairs
03:46:01
discovered that on August 9th and 15, 2023,
03:46:05
he cited two individuals for misdemeanor possession of paraphernalia.
03:46:09
In his reports, he claimed to have disposed of a glass pipe,
03:46:13
but later admitted to taking one home and using it multiple times.
03:46:17
Investigators with the Bureau of Internal Affairs
03:46:19
ultimately concluded that Deputy Morales intentionally used
03:46:23
the narcotics he seized from the suspect on October 24th.
03:46:26
Just like our superhero from last week, where he first 2000,
03:46:29
then just, the fucking people dragging him out of there for termination.
03:46:33
However, before formal action was taken, he said, well, I don't think they're going
03:46:37
to they're going to try to protect him in 2000 medical.
03:46:40
They're not going to investigate until he's safe.
03:46:43
His brother.
03:46:48
Do you know who Harry Mack is?
03:46:51
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
03:46:55
Yeah?
03:46:56
Is it good?
03:46:59
Yeah.
03:46:59
He's corny, but he's good as hell. Yes.
03:47:03
So you're great.
03:47:04
Oh, you say you do cool stuff.
03:47:06
Yeah. Preciate it. Yeah. You guys want to hear a freestyle?
03:47:09
Oh, dude, hit me up.
03:47:10
You want me to play anything?
03:47:12
I can just play it off my speakers.
03:47:13
You want to just pause that real quick?
03:47:15
We need this energy for the freestyle.
03:47:16
So at his concerts, he does the same thing.
03:47:18
He's got a huge board behind him, and he asked the audience for, like, two
03:47:21
fucking things to freestyle about.
03:47:25
And then he'll be like, I'll do the America's Got Talent.
03:47:29
That is kind of similar. That isn't as good.
03:47:34
I've been checking them out, like,
03:47:35
because I'm trying to figure out how it's fake,
03:47:37
because I'm an asshole and I figure that it's all pre-written
03:47:39
and he's, you know, but you just get good at.
03:47:43
You could easily put plants in the audience to pick your three things,
03:47:46
or your spinning wheel could all be.
03:47:47
But he always wants to play his own music.
03:47:49
That always is very curious to me.
03:47:52
Unless, I mean,
03:47:54
I don't know, you always want to play with words to use in my free time.
03:47:58
Yeah, well, now that I'll be right, like, oh my God,
03:48:02
you know, pineapple and mango, pineapple and mangoes.
03:48:06
Okay, okay. Go.
03:48:08
And then for, you know, food or animals.
03:48:10
Give me something else.
03:48:11
Yes. Let's go on them on a play on.
03:48:14
I'm out of here.
03:48:14
I'm on it here.
03:48:16
And, mouthfeel, mouthfeel.
03:48:19
I, I like the guy's words. Yeah.
03:48:21
He got some hot Hollywood foreign.
03:48:24
Oh, yeah. All right, all right, let me find some.
03:48:26
Let me see how this down there.
03:48:28
You can follow me. Oh, yeah.
03:48:31
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
03:48:36
Yeah.
03:48:37
Okay. Okay.
03:48:38
Yes, yes. Oh, man. Up now.
03:48:40
Woman. Up there.
03:48:41
Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:48:43
All this stuff.
03:48:44
What? So what he's thinking probably right.
03:48:47
Said this. Throw your blessing a snack.
03:48:49
Can't go with the dank, low produced juice like pineapple and mango.
03:48:54
When I'm.
03:48:54
I may not be stacking up the whole I'm good for your health.
03:48:57
Like the organic fruit shit.
03:48:59
I'll break it down for y'all.
03:48:59
My freestyle is the major reason I like some pineapple, but mango is my favorite.
03:49:04
Okay, hey, y'all know they couldn't control me while he gets props everywhere.
03:49:08
The mango?
03:49:09
Yeah, snack on another plane easily.
03:49:11
I remember back in the day they didn't believe in me.
03:49:14
I'm that I in the desert.
03:49:16
Why? Was like a piece of the mix up in the third?
03:49:18
Yeah. I'm gonna have your last chance.
03:49:21
I will, I will see you in the freezer when I'm on a higher plane.
03:49:25
No, no, you're
03:49:26
trying to like your bracelets and your rings and your silver change.
03:49:29
Yeah. I'll be calling everything I see.
03:49:31
Never just one. I keep plenty of the freeze.
03:49:34
My liberty spicy, fair, gorgeous.
03:49:36
And they clean something like your white Air Force mag.
03:49:39
I'ma break it down. No, for the crazy sound.
03:49:42
Lazy sound.
03:49:43
I'm gonna make you play me now I'm about to shake the ground.
03:49:45
Rattling the tectonic plates on the rap with me.
03:49:48
And they say, oh hey, y'all know the rappers can't get close.
03:49:51
Wack rappers on the show.
03:49:52
We in the road, yeah.
03:49:54
Oh, got to cleanse the game.
03:49:56
Hey, snake, y'all know we're not splitting this up.
03:49:58
The chopping change, delivering the plane. Nothing stopping.
03:50:01
I'ma be the greatest rapper ever.
03:50:02
Off the top that it list for you?
03:50:04
Yeah. Behind me a long chain of failed rappers.
03:50:06
I'ma leave you I make noise like onomatopoeia.
03:50:09
Yeah, that's a boom.
03:50:09
That's a bang, that's a bang.
03:50:11
When I slam, it's that speed up, man.
03:50:13
It looks up on the gym.
03:50:14
Yeah I break it down for other God ain't no doubt it's real.
03:50:17
Sippin the wine. It's got a nice mouthfeel.
03:50:19
Yeah I'm gonna do it all the way I inhale I'm a Somalian, yeah.
03:50:25
Oh wait a second.
03:50:26
Astounding me.
03:50:27
Is this from France to 2003?
03:50:30
I think I got the date. Damn properly.
03:50:32
I'm known for putting dots together. Logically.
03:50:35
Yeah. Hey, yo, I'm never no punk.
03:50:37
I'm taking notes of a specialized funk.
03:50:40
I think this one right here was for the Royals.
03:50:42
I think this from 98. The perfect soil.
03:50:45
Not a fact. I think this wine right here is more interesting.
03:50:47
Is this from Colorado? A little bit northwest?
03:50:50
I think it's from the finger when it comes around from the winter.
03:50:53
I've never been a beginner.
03:50:54
And no, no, I'm about to kick the rhymes out in Denver.
03:50:57
My job is your job because I'm the bartender. Oh,
03:51:02
hey thank you man.
03:51:05
It's a good point.
03:51:07
Oh, that's a good point
03:51:09
to put that back around.
03:51:13
When you see things where they're kind of looping it back
03:51:15
around the original point that was made, that's very difficult to do.
03:51:18
You almost have to preset that up.
03:51:19
You are.
03:51:22
Yeah.
03:51:22
And he fills in.
03:51:23
He, he writes a rap where he can fill in three words.
03:51:26
It's almost like Mad Libs where anything would make sense.
03:51:29
Yeah.
03:51:29
Sometimes when you when he does those, you can tell that he's like, he'll do
03:51:34
he'll rhyme get to one of the rhyming words,
03:51:37
and then he'll kind of go off on a tangent that has nothing to do with any of it,
03:51:40
and it's just like some raps that are probably he's more comfortable with.
03:51:44
And then he does that well.
03:51:45
He then thinks of maybe the next rhyming word stuff to get to.
03:51:50
I mean, he does a good job at it. I,
03:51:54
Ryan says, this guy rapping, shaking his head.
03:51:56
I bet he couldn't read a blueprint.
03:51:58
C I can read a blueprint, but I can't rap.
03:52:01
So I would say those things are probably
03:52:03
a good one off.
03:52:08
I just thought Rap the Blueprint by Jay-Z.
03:52:12
I was literally introduced by that guy by searching for tender rap,
03:52:15
and because he ended that freestyle in bartender,
03:52:19
it came up in my feed and
03:52:22
I listened to a lot of his shit.
03:52:26
That he does that on like
03:52:28
huge stadium stages with lots of people.
03:52:31
That's probably even the more people, the harder I would assume.
03:52:35
Rocky Mountain, those are your dreams.
03:52:38
I think it's harder when there's more people.
03:52:40
Yeah, they do meth you.
03:52:42
But you gotta fill out the miscellaneous phone.
03:52:44
Why not?
03:52:45
Cause I ain't aware of invisibility.
03:52:48
What that either means.
03:52:49
But I ain't no more crying bars. Yeah.
03:52:51
Why you gotta go do the.
03:52:52
Why the loop? You said the volume.
03:52:55
They're not pronounced because it's coming in and it's bad.
03:52:59
Who was coming and how bad is it?
03:53:02
That would suck if you were driving down the road in the street.
03:53:04
Sign said it's coming. It's bad.
03:53:09
And on that note, you got anything left?
03:53:17
Tender, tender.
03:53:20
Tender.
03:53:22
Tender.
03:53:25
Dance the Brady and Joshua Brady
03:53:28
and or Gary as above and so below.
03:53:32
Because he's so close, lady.
03:53:34
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:53:38
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:53:41
Brady and John show it's Brady and Rory.
03:53:45
It's their show now.
03:53:46
Brady.
03:53:47
Draw.
03:53:52
You my fucking apartment.
03:53:55
My little my my big little up.
03:53:58
I get this the fuck out of here.
03:54:00
So what's the topic next week.
03:54:02
Who picked the topic?
03:54:03
This question.
03:54:06
Who picked it this week.
03:54:07
No one who picked it I just I have, titles already made up and when,
03:54:12
when nothing is picked, but I had
03:54:13
I said production meeting Thursday topic and then all day went by no response.
03:54:17
At 12 01I said topic is tender.
03:54:20
Everyone knows that. That's just not true.
03:54:25
What,
03:54:26
what topic do you want to pick that we could actually do
03:54:29
and do some of it on YouTube, because I tried to figure out a way
03:54:33
to do cuckold I even had otherwise, but that didn't work.
03:54:37
You're not understanding that.
03:54:38
I couldn't care any less.
03:54:41
Viewers, what do you want to see in a topic?
03:54:44
We've done hundreds or over 100, right?
03:54:46
Once you could. One on one. Isn't that hundreds?
03:54:48
More than 100 we could talk about?
03:54:50
Mercedes Monet holds 80.
03:54:53
Yes. Championship.
03:54:55
These are all just going to be wrestling.
03:54:57
All of them.
03:55:00
Talk.
03:55:01
Once there's children involved,
03:55:05
I'll be so bold as to say
03:55:06
I can make Gary rant about any topic.
03:55:11
It's not going to be good, but I can make him do it.
03:55:15
I know you, Gary.
03:55:17
What a stroke. It's clogged with Paul.
03:55:19
Who the fuck drinks orange juice out of a straw right?
03:55:23
I don't drink anything out of a straw.
03:55:24
If you get water or anything with a straw man, you drink.
03:55:28
You're gonna lose, bro.
03:55:30
I've never drank semen out of a straw.
03:55:32
I've only ever, ever accidentally tasted my own semen once.
03:55:35
And I did not like it.
03:55:40
I don't like, I don't like, you know, it's.
03:55:42
Why is it so hot if a woman. If you.
03:55:44
If you eat a woman out and she wants to kiss a man after that, that's hot as fuck.
03:55:47
Like she wants to taste her own pussy.
03:55:49
But if you turn that around
03:55:50
and after, after, after my wife goes down on me, we are done kissing.
03:55:55
Doesn't happen now.
03:55:58
I think that means I might be homophobic.
03:56:00
I don't even want to kiss somebody who sucked my dick.
03:56:03
I did my own wife.
03:56:06
Now, don't get me wrong.
03:56:08
Wait, I don't.
03:56:11
That's not appropriate.
03:56:12
No, no.
03:56:15
Now ask yourself, where is my drop going?
03:56:17
To help the show.
03:56:18
Go on and get Gary back.
03:56:19
Or is it not your laugh?
03:56:22
Good. Is the laugh worth it?
03:56:25
I don't know who anyone shout out to my wife.
03:56:27
That's great.
03:56:28
Diana per as those faction tease.
03:56:33
What do you think of that shit?
03:56:34
How about that shit?
03:56:35
I don't know, I don't even know who that is.
03:56:39
You have brilliant rest boxes.
03:56:42
As our resident wrestling expert, you are on par with wrestling itself off.
03:56:48
How about if you see somebody
03:56:49
scratching dandruff off?
03:56:53
I don't even think you need to say on to the floor
03:56:57
here. I'll come to the topic.
03:56:58
Stop them.
03:57:01
Dandruff.
03:57:02
I let people do whatever they want,
03:57:03
as long as they're not doing it directly onto me.
03:57:05
If it's my floor,
03:57:06
if it's my house, I would say, go outside and clean your fucking head.
03:57:11
Shake it off in the wind.
03:57:14
Here's a brush.
03:57:15
But if you're doing and or sweep it up, fine.
03:57:18
Make a mess.
03:57:19
Clean it up.
03:57:24
Yep. Any reactions to the show?
03:57:26
Are you do you do you actually have dandruff?
03:57:28
Because I could do that.
03:57:29
You might see it in the sunlight, like drifting into the air.
03:57:32
But I don't leave a pile.
03:57:33
I don't do anything on my shoulders like some in flakes.
03:57:35
Whatever the fuck.
03:57:38
Yeah, that's pretty gross, man.
03:57:40
So yeah, I would say,
03:57:44
Yeah. Stop it.
03:57:45
That's what I would say.
03:57:50
Is that the topic then?
03:57:51
Dandruff.
03:57:56
Like.
03:58:02
They do a line of them.
03:58:04
I'm just kidding. I was like that many.
03:58:05
That was like some skin flakes, obviously,
03:58:07
because I was scratching my fucking head.
03:58:12
Like.
03:58:16
You say feel like you're going, like,
03:58:18
unless you're going marine themed, then we're going to go like starboard.
03:58:22
We should say the winter
03:58:24
we went toast for the outside.
03:58:26
We went tender for the meat inside.
03:58:29
If we're going sandwiches, we could go slop, roast tender within.
03:58:33
We would you?
03:58:35
We already did the cold to like a beverage, then toast tender.
03:58:40
Drink.
03:58:41
Nice.
03:58:41
Oh, toast would be.
03:58:45
Also drinking though.
03:58:48
But it was really more bread.
03:58:53
Toast could have been a
03:58:55
drinking one.
03:58:57
It was kind of meant to be.
03:58:58
Oh, you watch the show? Yeah.
03:59:00
So just then.
03:59:01
Yeah. And then. Okay,
03:59:03
so the problem is, is we get that.
03:59:05
Allow me to watch the show.
03:59:06
But we're also prepping and doing other things.
03:59:07
When one person is talking where we assume we listen, where you know,
03:59:11
what really comes in handy in that situation.
03:59:13
In a third fucking person, okay.
03:59:17
One person be working and running the show
03:59:20
while the other two are talking because one of them is in bed right now.
03:59:23
Fucking yeah.
03:59:25
Beep beep beep beep beep.
03:59:27
How about libation?
03:59:29
How about Keef?
03:59:30
How about spill spirits?
03:59:33
Draft draft?
03:59:35
Yeah. Draft.
03:59:36
What is draft meme? That's pretty negative,
03:59:40
right?
03:59:43
Draft a mild expression of annoyance or irritation.
03:59:46
All right. Perfect.
03:59:49
And yeah, you're right.
03:59:50
Do we have to expand that into a four hour show without yawning with them?
03:59:54
Can you do that with the word draft?
04:00:00
No. Is what is draft slang for?
04:00:03
No, no.
04:00:06
Annoyed and disappointed.
04:00:09
Oh.
04:00:11
So nice.
04:00:16
Hopefully next week the topic will be Gary and he'll be back on.
04:00:19
What's your point here, Gary?
04:00:21
That would be fantastic.
04:00:24
I love your rainbow kittens.
04:00:28
It's a red note.
04:00:28
You ought to. Sure do.
04:00:29
I love it from
04:00:33
so sludge cast gold.
04:00:35
What much fun he's having in these.
04:00:37
You hear it in his voice.
04:00:39
He's like a new man.
04:00:40
I assume everyone has down syndrome.
04:00:43
Look at that.
04:00:46
Holy crap.
04:00:47
Nice cock. Brady.
04:00:49
That's nice.
04:00:50
Brady I know I was elbow deep draws that good.
04:00:56
This is ridiculous.
04:01:01
I think.
04:01:04
I'm the Gary
04:01:06
I'm not sure what the point of
04:01:08
that would be.
04:01:14
Yeah.
04:01:14
These are very specific.
04:01:16
That's about Genghis Khan in Baghdad.
04:01:18
I don't know.
04:01:21
I love that green a you do.
04:01:24
There's more
04:01:25
looking about the WNBA because there's no there hasn't been any dildos.
04:01:29
I love the green dildo.
04:01:31
What do you think about that bug in your salad?
04:01:34
Is it gay?
04:01:38
I don't mean it is gay.
04:01:41
I'm. This is such a positive outlook.
04:01:43
There are bugs in your salad. I don't want to find it.
04:01:46
I just want to eat it.
04:01:47
I don't care
04:01:49
which I know.
04:01:50
That's unreasonable, illogical
04:01:51
and counterintuitive, but, yeah, I was planning, ten five.
04:01:55
I don't care.
04:01:57
You know, you're I planting ten,
04:02:00
five foot, I figure I hit the button, I don't care
04:02:04
a five and a half, but,
04:02:07
everybody's in the back yard.
04:02:10
By the one, you mean a wall neighbor. You're growing.
04:02:12
You're telling this.
04:02:13
Oh, you're growing a legal fence.
04:02:15
Well, you're not allowed to have a fence.
04:02:17
No one can get a fence.
04:02:18
It's just a lot cheaper and easier right now
04:02:20
because I have to pay like two grand.
04:02:22
They want like two grand or more for a survey.
04:02:24
And are you aware it's also in the water?
04:02:28
It's what?
04:02:30
Are you aware you need to wrap them in the winter?
04:02:32
A lot of times.
04:02:33
No, they're fine. I'll be good. All right.
04:02:36
I just that's why I don't have them. Because I looked at the major.
04:02:39
Sam Giant arbor, by the way.
04:02:41
They're already grown,
04:02:43
though.
04:02:44
That's the kind of the brand they are.
04:02:45
But, yeah, they're 5.5ft already.
04:02:47
But yeah, they're called the they're called giant arbor.
04:02:51
Well,
04:02:54
make sure you don't have to wrap them.
04:02:55
You'll invest all that money in no insurance and then,
04:02:58
you know, no guarantee.
04:02:59
And then the next year they're going to see if they freeze to death.
04:03:02
You got to buy new ones.
04:03:04
Well, they're going to like a
04:03:06
all right.
04:03:08
Don't tell me what to do.
04:03:10
I'm not I'm not I'm definitely not telling you what to do.
04:03:13
I'm advising you why I didn't get them.
04:03:16
Because I live on a main road, and I it's that's one way
04:03:18
where everyone on the main road blocks off.
04:03:20
Because you can't put a fence
04:03:21
if it blocks the neighbor's view or some other shit down.
04:03:24
I don't know why.
04:03:25
Maybe it's just common sense.
04:03:26
Maybe it's not a law, but it's just mean.
04:03:28
So everybody puts Arbor varieties is on if you live on the corner so people
04:03:31
don't walk anyways.
04:03:34
And I see him wrapped
04:03:35
every and I looked, I'm pretty sure I'm sure Ryan will correct me if I'm wrong.
04:03:39
Do you have to wrap wrap
04:03:42
Arbor whiteys?
04:03:43
I don't even know how to spell it.
04:03:53
Yep. It says there appears to be some confusion
04:03:57
about arbor bodies wrap protecting our plants in the winter.
04:04:02
Evergreen like arbor varieties
04:04:04
are susceptible to damage from snow and ice in the winter.
04:04:08
You were planning
04:04:10
how this year variety wrap going
04:04:14
to university in an outreach suggests
04:04:17
loosely wrapping these plants with rope or twine to keep branches
04:04:21
together and prevent breakages in the winter.
04:04:28
You can just buy
04:04:28
these things that are called flighty wraps
04:04:32
or vitis wrap.
04:04:35
But that's not what we're talking about.
04:04:37
Don't buy that to put on your fucking tree.
04:04:41
That's just like a plastic wrap.
04:04:44
Oh, look, there's a do it yourself thing for
04:04:47
school.
04:04:47
You get everything on flat drains.
04:04:49
Oh, dear. Can eat these motherfuckers.
04:04:51
Yeah, but not overnight. These are small ones.
04:04:53
Oh, dollars and small.
04:04:55
And getting a minority.
04:04:56
Five and a half. These.
04:04:58
This is what you got to do every winter with Arbor
04:05:00
writing them around the basic part of the tree.
04:05:03
Then the.
04:05:11
Very best
04:05:12
and very easiest if you kind of take the easiest.
04:05:17
All these big pieces.
04:05:18
I don't think she said that right.
04:05:23
Did you purchase your RV trees?
04:05:24
Are they already in
04:05:26
this is you're playing this or are you vigorously googling it
04:05:30
if you don't have to do them once they're five because,
04:05:34
because it can be beneficial.
04:05:36
It can benefit.
04:05:38
They can benefit from a my wife and I go on a walk every day, summer and winter.
04:05:42
And in our I mean, I, we, we literally comment on all the houses
04:05:45
because we're that old couple that have nothing better to do.
04:05:47
We peek in people's windows and be like,
04:05:49
oh, look what they did to their kitchen, you know, that kind of shit. And
04:05:52
I notice
04:05:53
all the arbor bodies that are wrapped.
04:05:57
Matter.
04:05:58
Even the big ones.
04:06:01
Yeah, I've seen some pretty big.
04:06:03
I don't know if that's what they were, but I remember
04:06:05
because they weren't just wrapped like that.
04:06:06
Like at the little twist high up, they were a complete, like, burlap sack
04:06:10
blanket over the entire thing.
04:06:12
And they were, like, as tall as me, I think.
04:06:14
Yeah,
04:06:16
but you're right.
04:06:17
You probably don't have to. It just helps them.
04:06:19
But, you know, having that knowledge.
04:06:20
No, I mean, do the research.
04:06:22
And if you can make your trees better and save them,
04:06:26
it's as simple. You'll probably be like me.
04:06:28
You'll do it vigorously and with enthusiasm the first year.
04:06:31
And then after the second year, you're like, yeah, fuck that.
04:06:33
I'm not doing that ever again.
04:06:36
I will risk the trees.
04:06:41
It's funny too.
04:06:41
I like I like hearing about your new house and all the trees.
04:06:45
I've been in my house for 25 years.
04:06:47
Guess what I'm doing every fucking weekend?
04:06:49
Guess. Come on. Guess. This is important.
04:06:51
I've taken all the trees out that we put in when we fucking made the mistake.
04:06:54
Putting them all in.
04:06:55
Yeah, I might such in the future.
04:06:57
But again, we want to, we want to get a fence.
04:07:00
But at the same time there's a wooded area there and just to have a
04:07:04
it's going to be a lot of work for anyone
04:07:06
to kind of dive through there, find a channel, clear trees.
04:07:10
If there's roots, I don't know how that works.
04:07:12
If they use shorter fence panels, longer
04:07:14
fence panels and sections, and just to have that all be done, that's.
04:07:19
The one stretches like over 200ft.
04:07:22
It's like 250ft or 275ft.
04:07:25
So like just that fence line alone is like,
04:07:29
a lot of money, like 20, 25 grand.
04:07:33
Yeah.
04:07:37
And you're not even so great.
04:07:38
Just not even a composite fence.
04:07:40
It's just a regular old.
04:07:42
Yeah, right.
04:07:44
It's.
04:07:44
They said that it's, I googled I said anywhere
04:07:47
between, for a certain maximum was like, $25 a foot.
04:07:52
If you're getting, like, the composite shit.
04:07:56
But, yeah, that's why I have chain link still from 1950.
04:08:00
I, I let's see, I could, I could put in a fucking cyclone funds myself.
04:08:04
It wouldn't be that difficult because then you can choose where the post go.
04:08:07
But I would want to make sure again, it's also two grand for, survey.
04:08:13
And so I know roughly where the neighbors shit is, like,
04:08:17
you don't need a survey, just put a line.
04:08:18
But yeah, you don't want to put a fence that you got to move later.
04:08:20
You've got plenty of property, and it's a nice buffer from the neighbors
04:08:25
because the neighbor's dog, anytime
04:08:26
it fucking sees us through and the fucking shit, it barks at us.
04:08:29
So it's kind of annoying.
04:08:31
So, it's a good buffer from sound.
04:08:34
It's a good buffer.
04:08:35
Because,
04:08:39
I don't know, because we have the space,
04:08:40
so having extra wall to not see them, we have, like, extra yard to give.
04:08:45
I'm moving up north where there's lots of space.
04:08:49
As soon as I don't have to stay down here and work,
04:08:52
you better work.
04:08:55
Oh, I work, I got to work all fucking day tomorrow.
04:08:57
I have my longest day of the week.
04:08:58
Tomorrow starts in fucking 4 or 5 hours.
04:09:02
I can't wait.
04:09:04
I'm going to be so with it in the morning.
04:09:06
Can't wait. I hope my clients are watching.
04:09:08
Hope they see this.
04:09:12
I it's the Brady and Brady.
04:09:16
No sister.
04:09:17
Sex is like practice sex.
04:09:20
I'm not going anywhere. As above. So below.
04:09:22
How did you get that quote? That's not right.
04:09:26
Is your arrested because
04:09:29
I determine that pro wrestling fans are gay.
04:09:34
That would make sense with the sister one.
04:09:36
I don't recall him.
04:09:37
No sister sex is like practice sex.
04:09:41
I should.
04:09:41
That's what I think.
04:09:43
I think my sister hit on me one time.
04:09:45
This is a really weird no, right?
04:09:47
No. Was an eight of you when you do when she does.
04:09:50
When you said practice sex.
04:09:51
I just got a flashback memory. My.
04:09:53
I said it when I said it.
04:09:54
I didn't say it when you said it through.
04:09:56
Giving voice through sex is like practice sex.
04:09:59
She wanted to practice kissing with me, I remember.
04:10:02
Yeah, I was too young.
04:10:05
Sure to keep in mind how wrong my sister is.
04:10:08
You were. You were molested. No.
04:10:12
I remember practice kissing
04:10:14
and I was like, dude, she's six years older than me.
04:10:16
It was weird for me.
04:10:17
If she would have done,
04:10:18
if she would have done it after she was married, I seen the penis.
04:10:21
Nope. Just my face.
04:10:22
Nothing says I'm straight.
04:10:24
Quite like a hat with the flu.
04:10:27
Yeah, that's wrong, but that was definitely wrong.
04:10:29
And I knew that because I must have been like six.
04:10:32
I was like six years old.
04:10:36
Bro, the flip baby.
04:10:38
I don't have any more clips completely out.
04:10:43
Oh, there's no comeback for that.
04:10:46
Do you think these guys have sex after they beat the shit out of each other?
04:10:52
So that was kind of interesting.
04:10:54
Oh, if they do, she's definitely on top.
04:10:57
Bitches be trippin.
04:11:00
You really pick and drag
04:11:01
as our topic next week. Oh.
04:11:07
Oh okay.
04:11:09
Remember the kid?
04:11:10
I went on an arm out of rubber
04:11:13
and how that took everything down?
04:11:15
I took everything off its wheels. It was all about Dave.
04:11:18
Dave took the podcast. His wife did.
04:11:21
No, he didn't fuck you.
04:11:23
You know, it's funny you say that.
04:11:24
That's one of the reasons that I'm still here doing it.
04:11:26
Even after you quit, I'll still fucking sign on
04:11:28
and do a fucking AI thing and log off.
04:11:30
15 minutes ago, Dave.
04:11:32
We had episode 1000 and 1702 fuck off and I.
04:11:37
Yeah, 1702. That's what I said.
04:11:41
So you're saying so you're saying I don't have to show up next week?
04:11:43
Awesome. As above, so below.
04:11:48
I forgot what I was saying.
04:11:49
Oh, we got more comments.
04:11:52
This comment we already had all those shwarma.
04:11:55
Wait, I to say I'm sorry.
04:11:57
Yeah.
04:11:57
Jesus Christ, can you imagine?
04:11:59
Wait, I gotta turn these people off. They're fucking fighting in my ear.
04:12:02
That's not appropriate.
04:12:04
Can you imagine somebody monitoring you on Monday
04:12:06
so that you don't have the only fun you have in your life?
04:12:10
Well, now I know I thought of that too, but, like like the show isn't.
04:12:13
I mean, it's fun, but it's not all that. Hopefully as well.
04:12:15
I hope it's not the only fun he has in his life is those
04:12:20
occasional times in the shitter when he's away from his wife.
04:12:24
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
04:12:25
Oh, right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah,
04:12:28
I think we're lockstep.
04:12:30
Damn.
04:12:30
I had something great to say now I forgot
04:12:34
it was.
04:12:35
Banana bread is the best.
04:12:38
I would eat it based on the taste of the bread, not on it.
04:12:41
Was a lot of semen floating around. Yes.
04:12:45
Not that though.
04:12:49
You know what did his favorite hockey team.
04:12:51
Oh, no. I thought this was the song.
04:12:52
I didn't realize it was those guys again, not playing those guys.
04:12:56
What's our topic next week, girl?
04:12:59
Yeah, let's do the gays return.
04:13:02
If anybody has any idea
04:13:03
what it's called, queer Hollow,
04:13:06
how to get Gary to grow up.
04:13:08
It was pretty cool.
04:13:09
It was called Queer Hollow by all the locals.
04:13:13
I would go to Queer Hollow.
04:13:16
Queer Hollow.
04:13:17
It really was.
04:13:21
You we could.
04:13:22
You have enough drafts where we could probably have honest to my birthday party.
04:13:26
No receptions. Guys, can I get you to come?
04:13:33
To my birthday party.
04:13:39
That's going to be coming up, right?
04:13:40
Isn't that in October?
04:13:42
I don't know if is.
04:13:42
We're doing a live podcast. Gary's
04:13:45
where we're going to do a live podcast.
04:13:47
His wife do,
04:13:50
and we just have a show at Gary's
04:13:53
or August 1st, whatever that Monday is.
04:13:56
Yes, that's a great idea.
04:14:00
Yes. Let's go.
04:14:01
Let's. Yep.
04:14:02
We'll be in the barn. In the barn?
04:14:05
Fuck yeah.
04:14:06
Before it gets cold, because I'm on the couch.
04:14:09
I hope Gary realizes he's going to come back.
04:14:10
It's going to be fucking freezing cold again in the barn, right?
04:14:13
I know, yeah, I was going to complain and call it quits early.
04:14:15
Never going to come back.
04:14:17
Then we got to get him back in the barn before it gets cold.
04:14:19
That's a great point
04:14:21
because then he's going to be complaining
04:14:22
and then his wife is going to be bitching about.
04:14:24
My wife is desperately trying to get me to come inside.
04:14:28
It's usually does it anyway.
04:14:30
All makes sense now.
04:14:32
Yeah, I wouldn't either.
04:14:34
And pull out every time if I were you to.
04:14:36
I want to get to show you're married, but you don't want to get like.
04:14:40
Oh, completely like a motherfucker, dude,
04:14:43
I pull I don't I haven't come in my wife since we had our second child.
04:14:47
I'll be honest.
04:14:48
So she's kind of interesting.
04:14:50
She sounds like Eve, too.
04:14:51
She's like, go ahead.
04:14:52
I mean, it's so hot.
04:14:53
And then it feels so I'm like, fuck off.
04:14:56
It's good vagina. Gross.
04:14:58
She's 99 years old and there is a 0.0001% chance of getting pregnant.
04:15:03
I'm not. We're in a kind of a Brady. You come.
04:15:06
I'm not. No.
04:15:08
A shout out to my wife.
04:15:10
That's great.
04:15:11
I come so little you don't even know.
04:15:14
That's not true.
04:15:17
It changes once.
04:15:18
Your body doesn't need to create children.
04:15:19
It takes care of the mess.
04:15:21
It's much less,
04:15:24
oh. I had a fucking clip for that.
04:15:26
I didn't have it ready. Dude.
04:15:27
I had a whole fart clip ready, I lost.
04:15:29
Oh, man, was that a dream?
04:15:32
Oh, shit.
04:15:33
I have a note here
04:15:34
that says when your farts play clip and I don't have the clip in my cue.
04:15:38
Yeah, I watched him suck it down.
04:15:41
Yeah, I was, I close my computer.
04:15:43
No, dude, it was in my edit.
04:15:44
It edited, and I don't know what is rendered.
04:15:47
Oh, shit. Because I'm an apple fucking asshole.
04:15:51
But I was in
04:15:52
shot cut, and I had the fart video rendering,
04:15:55
and I might have said, my brain said, close out everything,
04:15:58
fucking save everything.
04:15:59
But I closed it without saving it.
04:16:00
That's why I don't have it.
04:16:02
Next week, though, I hear myself.
04:16:04
Yes, I got the fart bumper.
04:16:08
That sounds disgusting.
04:16:09
I know you're just running clips waiting for me to play the outro.
04:16:12
That's why I always draw it. He's right.
04:16:15
Because you are finding clips that I haven't heard in a long time
04:16:17
and I just want more.
04:16:18
Where's the clip?
04:16:21
Brady?
04:16:21
He's just sent me a clip of his penis.
04:16:24
I got to go whack off right now and I just all over my screen.
04:16:29
I can't see you right now.
04:16:31
It might.
04:16:31
It might seem like I came to this podcast.
04:16:34
No, I've been talking on mine.
04:16:36
Like trying to figure out how this works.
04:16:38
I saw this game.
04:16:39
Do you guys think I'm gay? For now?
04:16:41
It's like an unnatural kind of homosexual.
04:16:44
Like, I'm not into big women, but.
04:16:46
But big dudes kind of rev my engine.
04:16:49
Yeah, normal sized people don't do it for me.
04:16:51
But weird size people definitely do it for me. He.
04:16:57
Was that I forget the rules.
04:16:59
I love you draw.
04:17:01
Yeah.
04:17:02
He thanks Brady.
04:17:05
That's pretty high pitch, dude.
04:17:07
I can't I can't draw that high.
04:17:09
Thanks, Brady.
04:17:13
Non chicken sure that's the last video I have.
04:17:15
So now just my OCD. Oh drat.
04:17:18
Oh no it's that guy that you love.
04:17:20
You love this guy.
04:17:22
Exhaustive study.
04:17:27
Research. No and no.
04:17:29
Careful valuation of all acquired
04:17:33
data is concluded that.
04:17:37
We know less about the subject than when we first started.
04:17:40
In fact, at this point, just make it a wild guess.
04:17:43
Is, just as good.
04:17:45
If if it's not actually statistically better than,
04:17:49
anything else.
04:17:52
So, any conclusion?
04:17:54
We have no idea.
04:17:57
And we hope for the best.
04:18:01
Okay. Bye.
04:18:02
As above.
04:18:03
So below.
04:18:04
After, You.