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A long, long rant ago.
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I can still remember how the at large rats
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guy made us all laugh and cry.
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It is not so hot.
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Takes on the news and point of view as We Love You's hit
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film about the afterlife,
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and we'd all ask why.
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And then one Monday night he left.
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The chair went cold.
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We felt bereft.
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Look at the bad news on our show.
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No more flat year as above,
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so below I leave.
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Yet I can't remember
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if I cried when I heard about his last address.
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Laugh.
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But something touched me deep inside.
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He touched you to.
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The day the rands died, you.
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So fine.
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That black trans guy drove my Prius with my penis,
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but my penis ran dry them good.
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Although I was smoking again singing.
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This will be the day Fletch Rand died.
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This will be the day flood ran out.
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Did you write the book on hot takes?
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And do you have faith?
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For heaven's sakes, if Fletch tells you so.
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Do you believe in rock n roll?
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Can the succubus save your mortal soul?
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And can you teach me how real slow.
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Well, I know that you were in love with him
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because I saw you dancing with Big Jim.
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You both checked off your shoes, man.
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I think those random baby blues.
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He was a fiery horse with a velvet tongue,
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with a pick up line and a loaded pun.
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But I knew he was out of love.
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The day the rain died,
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we were singing by a bottle.
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That Fladge Rants guy drove my Prius with my penis.
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But my penis went dry.
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Then good ol boys were smoking and I sing.
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And this'll be the day. Flash drive and start.
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This will be the day flash.
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Red stars
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I married a girl who sang the blues.
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And I asked her for some happy news.
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But she just smiled and turned away.
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I went down to the secret store.
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I had heard the romance years before, but the man there said
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the rains wouldn't say.
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And in the streets the kids scream.
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The lovers cry is not my poet's dream.
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But not a word was spoken.
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The church bells all were broken.
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And the three men I admire most, Brady drawer
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and the next flat to an old style takeout tuna sandwich on toast.
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The day the rains die.
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And they were singing by one.
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I got a trans guy drove my Prius with my penis, but my penis went drive
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them.
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Got all boys with smoking and guitar singing.
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This will be the day flags were inside.
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This will be the day flag. Real.
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They were singing five.
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Other than when trans guy drove my Prius with my penis, but my penis ran dry.
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Then the boys were smoking and getting up
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singing this will be the day
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where trains stuff.
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Head.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously, it's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
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to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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The. Other. You.
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You. Your.
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Oh! I'm. Here they come.
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Spinning out of control on another point is broadcast.
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It's word wraps my way.
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At the starting line, the absentee flash Rams guy himself
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holding it in from somewhere on screen, probably
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muttering into a void.
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And somehow still, here is Grady, armed with facts
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and facts and things that only sound like facts to him, right beside him.
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For the gorgeous host with hair, with the tires
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swerving into nonsense, nobody expects this.
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They're revving up their ranch, just going out on their own punchlines
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and careening headfirst into quips, music and arguments.
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Nobody asks for who will win, who will point out,
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who will just keep talking until the theme song cuts them all?
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Stay tuned, because on flat rants, the only prize is surviving.
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Another episode.
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The time is now.
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10:05 p.m.
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do you know where your leftovers are?
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Because I don't.
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Rants Live.
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I put a full container of spaghetti in the fridge yesterday and today it's gone.
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Just vanished.
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No no no. Goodbye.
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Like it joined the witness protection program.
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You ever notice that food disappears from the fridge
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and suddenly everyone has amnesia?
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Not me. Not me.
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Meanwhile, somebody breathing strong garlic bread.
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Capiche?
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And speaking of the fridge, do you know how every fridge has a science drawer?
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We have a drawer.
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Drawer always says he's the foundation of the show.
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Which is true because, like any good drawer, he mostly just holds
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junk until someone finally digs through and finds something embarrassing.
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But anyway, you open the fridge drawer
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and there's lettuce from three administrations ago.
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It's not lettuce anymore.
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It's an artifact.
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You could carbon date that thing.
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Archeologists will dig it up in 2000 years.
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Yes.
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The ancient people worshiped this slimy green substance.
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No, that was a salad
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once.
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Don't get me started on the freezer.
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Freezers are where food goes to get a second chance at life.
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Oh, this chicken's about to expire.
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Quick! Freeze it!
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That will buy us another decade.
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You ever pull something out of the freezer
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and you can't even identify it anymore?
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It's just a frosty block of mystery.
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Could be chilly.
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Could be brownies. Could be an old shoe.
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And then you eat it anyway.
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Because waste not want not.
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But here's the thing.
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No matter how many leftovers you lose, no matter how many condiments
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are plotting against you, one thing never disappears.
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The Tupperware lid, that thing multiplies.
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You lose the containers. Sure.
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But the lids. Oh. They're everywhere.
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You open a cabinet, and 40 of them fall out like discs.
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None of them match.
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You've got a lid from 1987 and a bowl from Ikea last week.
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And don't tell me.
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Just organize them.
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I tried. I'm Marie, record of my kitchen.
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I stacked every lid, every bowl neatly, perfectly.
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Next morning, it looked like raccoons broke in overnight just to mess with me.
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So I ask you again, do you know where your leftovers are?
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Probably not.
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They're hiding in the fridge behind that jar of olives nobody asked for.
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Slowly evolving into something that'll get its own Netflix documentary.
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Do you know where grocery stores
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hide the one thing you actually came for?
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Grocery stores are designed like casinos.
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They don't want you to leave.
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You need bread.
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Great.
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It's at the back, next
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to the aquarium, full of lobsters and a discount bin of scented candles.
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Oh, you wanted salt?
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Good news.
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It's in aisle 17, halfway between dog toys and motor oil.
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And heaven forbid, you need baking soda.
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Baking soda is everywhere and nowhere.
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Cleaning supplies.
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Maybe spices. Could be.
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Sometimes it's next to the Pop Tarts.
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For reasons no mortal man understands.
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And while we're at the grocery store, the self-checkout self-checkout is a scam.
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It's not faster.
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It's not convenient.
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It's an unpaid internship.
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Please place the item in the bagging area.
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I did.
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Unexpected item in bagging area.
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Yeah, it's called groceries.
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That's literally the purpose of the machine.
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You wanted me to put it there.
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Now you're scolding me.
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And then the employee walks over
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with their little card like they're defuzing a bomb.
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Beep!
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Problem solved for two seconds.
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Then the robot voice is back.
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Please wait for assistance.
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Assistance?
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What assistance?
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Virtual assistance.
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Are you sending a text to my phone now?
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My phone is buzzing again.
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Let's rant about group texts.
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The modern talk.
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Sure.
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Chamber. Somebody tech.
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Happy birthday.
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And suddenly, 42 people with balloons.
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Confetti dancing giraffes.
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My phone buzzes for three hours.
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I didn't even know half these people were in the family.
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Who's Sandra?
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Nobody knows.
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Sandra has been in the chat since 2017.
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She might not even be related to us and all the stupid ideas
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I get about this show sent at 4:00 am.
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Do you know where the fortune cookie writers are hiding?
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Because whoever's doing it now has given up.
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Those aren't fortunes anymore.
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They're passive aggressive suggestions.
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Drink more water.
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Excuse me.
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I ordered orange chicken.
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Not medical advice.
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The last one I got said your day will be pleasant.
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What a bold prediction.
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I just ate three egg rolls.
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Cue the sound drop.
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I just ate three egg rolls.
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Of course, my day will be pleasant.
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Give me the real stuff.
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Tell me I'm destined for riches.
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Tell me I'll meet a mysterious stranger.
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Not remember to floss.
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Thanks. Confucius.
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Do you know where all the missing TV remotes go?
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The couch eats them. I'm convinced.
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I think couches are living creatures that feed on remotes and spare change.
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You stick your hand down there, and it's an archeological dig.
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You don't find the remote.
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You find fossils. Yes.
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Here's the remains of an Oreo cookie from 2011.
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Fascinating.
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Meanwhile, you're still standing there, manually
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turning up the volume like it's 1982.
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And speaking of the TV, why do streaming services all lie to us?
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Watch this movie for free with ads.
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It says great, except the ads are longer than the movie.
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And half the time, the movie isn't even the one you clicked.
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Oh, you want to die hard?
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Too bad. Here's guy mildly annoyed three.
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Do you know where your passwords are?
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Neither do I.
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You need a password for everything.
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And every site wants something different.
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Must contain one capital letter, one number,
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one symbol, and a full haiku about the moon.
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So you give in.
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Make something complicated.
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Six months later, you forget it.
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Now you're locked out.
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Resetting it.
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And the site has the audacity to tell you.
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New password cannot be the same as old password.
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How do you know?
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You told me I was wrong.
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Do you know where normal commercials went?
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Now, every ad is just nonsense.
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Some guy is dancing.
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There's a talking dog, and then suddenly.
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Boom! Insurance.
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What were we selling?
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I don't know,
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but apparently I need to switch to Geico while eating Doritos in a Kia.
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And here's the thing.
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All these little annoyances.
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Lost pens, lost socks.
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Umbrellas that betray you, remotes swallowed by furniture,
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and absentee hosts that are missing in action.
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But still right in front of your face.
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They all add up.
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Every day is just one big scavenger hunt
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for things you bought, things you lost, and things you.
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You never actually owned in the first place.
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And you know what that makes me say?
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Drat, drat!
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And a double drat.
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We've built an entire substitute vocabulary
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just to keep from saying the things we actually mean.
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Like, instead of the big bad words,
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we whip out the soft little training wheel ones.
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You missed the bus, stub your toe, drop your sandwich,
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and suddenly you're a human.
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The source of disappointment.
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It starts simple. Drat!
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Darn! Dang chute! Shucks!
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Fiddle! Fudge! Blast!
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Rats!
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Jeepers golly gee, and mercy me.
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Then it grows legs. Son of a biscuit.
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Son of a gun. Son of a booger! Holy smokes!
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Holy moly!
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Holy cow!
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Holy Toledo! Holy mackerel!
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Holy buckets, Holy socks.
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Then the regional favorites show up in the Midwest.
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It's. Oh, for Pete's sake, in the South, it's.
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Well, I'll be out east.
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It's all nuts.
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Canadians hit you with a dadgum it or concern it, and old people will sign out.
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Land sakes alive as though the land itself just woke up confused.
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But we're not done.
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Because then you slide into the real desperate stuff.
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Baloney, malarkey poppycock.
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Hogwash.
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Horse feathers. Codswallop.
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Flimflam. Fiddle. Faddle.
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Jiminy crickets.
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Jumping g hose a fat Great Caesar's ghost, and good gravy.
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It's like the more polite you try to be, the the hungrier you sound.
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And then you get the food group of fake swears.
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Cheese and crackers, sugar fudge nuggets.
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Oh, peanuts.
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Oh, pickles. Beans. Bananas.
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Biscuits. Oh, for corn sake.
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Good night. Nurse, let us pray.
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Every grandma has got one.
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Then there's the weird animal kingdom.
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Doggone that burn.
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Cowardly monkey feathers.
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Tartar sauce. Cowabunga!
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Bull spit.
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Chicken soup.
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Tarnation! H-E!
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Double hockey sticks.
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Because nothing says rebellion like spelling hockey equipment
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at the dinner table.
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And then the truly unhinged ones.
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The ones that sound like a wizard curse to your family.
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Jiminy Christmas, Judas Priest, great googly moley,
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suffering succotash, cheese and rice.
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Shut the front door! Fiddlesticks!
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Criminy! Cripes! By gum, by Jove!
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And and my personal favorite.
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Well, butter my backside and call me a biscuit.
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Which is not a curse. That's a cry for help.
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It never ends.
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Gosh darn it! Ding! NAB it! Criminally.
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Barnacles! Balderdash!
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Bull! Roar! Jeepers creepers! Nuts to you!
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What to do, Tommy?
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Rat flap doodle nincompoop!
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Hurry and fiddle dee dee!
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Crikey! Crime!
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Any great Caesar's ghost.
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Jump in jihad. The fat leaping lizard.
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Son of a sea cook.
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Concern it, dad!
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Burn it! Dagnabbit!
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It thundering Zounds! Gadzooks! Egad! Land!
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Oh, gosh!
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And balderdash! Poppycock! Horse feathers!
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Fiddle sticks!
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Great googly googly shuck! Darn! Phooey!
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Rats of rats! Barnacles!
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Dadgum it! Cotton pickin! Jeepers creepers!
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Judas Priest.
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Cheese and rice.
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Shut the front door, mother of pearl bull spit.
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Son of a biscuit.
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Son of a gun. Well, what the fudge?
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What the. Hey!
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What the Dickens?
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What in tarnation?
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Holy smokes!
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Holy mackerel!
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Holy buckets! Holy moly! Holy Toledo!
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Holy schnitzel!
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Holy sht, Nike's holy guacamole.
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Good gravy.
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Good night nurse.
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Good golly, miss Molly. Great balls of fire.
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Gee willikers.
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Golly gee gosh, all fish hooks.
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Gosh darn gosh darn golly Moses.
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Jeepers h Crow, Jiminy Cricket, Jiminy h Christmas jump and catfish.
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Kiss my grits, kiss my foot.
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Suffering cats sufferin succotash
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thundering blazes blaze it all blasted.
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Dagnabbit!
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Doggone it!
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Flippin flippin fracking.
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Dagnabbit! Dang rabbit! Dad! Blame it.
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Crud. Muffins. Crud. Buckets.
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Crud. Weasel! Kudela.
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Butt nuggets. Booty butt.
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Monkey spit.
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Monkey. Feathers. Turkey. Feathers.
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Turkey. Dickens.
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Cheese. Niblets cheese.
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Louise. Cheese on a cracker.
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Crackers and milk Criminy Pete.
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Crying out loud. Crying in the sink.
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Crying. Cornflakes. Cowabunga! Cow cookies.
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Cows tail for crying in the beer, for Pete's sake.
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For the love of Pete.
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For crying in the bucket.
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Jiminy whiskers, son of a nutcracker.
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Son of a motherless goat. Son of a beehive.
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Son of a bachelor.
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Oh, my. Stars and garters. Jumping jelly beans.
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Jumping butter balls.
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Sakes alive.
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Mercy me, lazy me.
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Heavens to Betsy, heavens to Murgatroyd!
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Fiddle faddle.
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Fiddle fah diddle Fritz.
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Ding ding ding dong.
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Razza. Frozen Rasa franken.
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Yabba dabba doo.
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Shucks! Alive!
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Shuck you darn shucking.
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Phooey.
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Fiddle dee fiddle dee dum.
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Balderdash. Flap doodle skedaddle.
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Hogwash. Hooey.
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Hootenanny. Cow flop.
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Horse hockey. Chicken feathers.
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Chicken biscuits.
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Biscuits and gravy. Biscuits. Alive.
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Hot biscuits.
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Mercy buckets.
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Mother, father funk.
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Dat funky butt and cheese fire.
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And if that ain't enough clean filth to scrub your ears raw.
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Well bless my biscuits and call me fudge nugget.
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Now roll the cockamamie clip.
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Clips.
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And we can't forget.
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Go back to work and course.
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Just.
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And we can't go back to work.
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On August bank Holiday Monday,
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competitors lined up to face off with rivals for the title.
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Great new wrestling champion.
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It all takes place at the Rose Bowl pub in Roslindale, Lancashire.
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Each wrestler, decked out in fancy dress, takes part in a two minute
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bout in a pool of 50l of gravy
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in a bid to progress to the next round.
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Wrestlers are then hosed down after their match.
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A panel of four experienced judges decide the winners of the tournament.
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Wrestling skills and fancy dress costumes play a part in that decision,
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as well as who got the crowd going the most.
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The competition
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raises funds to the East Lancashire Hospitals, and wrestlers
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can choose their own charity to raise funds for athletes.
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Solo.
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For more.
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They.
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Relive a muted
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good evening without a host.
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The entry to humans is really rough.
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Blame that on our absent host.
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I'm not sure if draws here, but, welcome to Flapjack Live.
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Please call in at five, eight, six.
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What's the number? I forgot the number.
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Five. Eight. Six. Three. Three.
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We're completely houseless.
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We don't have anybody on screen at all.
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We're we're.
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Fuck this shit. We're done.
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I'm just kidding.
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We're never done.
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Dude, would you believe that?
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This fucking massive ass grocery store.
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I've never been in the grocery store bigger than this fucking thing that they.
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They sell beer.
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Do they sell beer right now?
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No, they there's a separate area that you have to buy the beer in for some reason.
00:22:04
And,
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there's there's nobody there.
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And so I have to drive through the Sheetz.
00:22:10
Dude, how ironic.
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Could you pull up that fucking.
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Did you did you already have the grocery store I
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or did you just happen to pull that up the second I walk into the grocery store?
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Are you that quick?
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What do you mean?
00:22:21
I don't know what you mean.
00:22:23
It is ironic as fuck.
00:22:24
I'm literally.
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I'm walking through the grocery store and right
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when he mentions the bread aisle, I'm literally in the fucking bread aisle like,
00:22:30
no, the it's like you're watching me.
00:22:34
You see my phone
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should have popped in.
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I was going to, but I didn't want to ruin the
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I because I know the order.
00:22:40
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know he gets mad when you, you know, when he has to stop is
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kind of thought
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the I gets mad you're saying.
00:22:48
Yeah I
00:22:50
right Gary okay.
00:22:52
Yeah. Harry the guy. Yeah.
00:22:54
Gary the guy.
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That's perfect.
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So you can't say.
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Can't say you can't say gay.
00:23:02
And,
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and YouTube anymore.
00:23:08
From YouTube.
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You can't. What? To censor new work.
00:23:12
What if you work or it's this work
00:23:15
because you know who will get mad?
00:23:20
Give me a hint.
00:23:20
It's not men
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and it's not women with a sense of humor.
00:23:26
Once.
00:23:30
I can't say I anymore.
00:23:35
No more hacks and know.
00:23:37
Sounds like heaven.
00:23:40
I don't know what's going on over at YouTube.
00:23:42
I guess they must, hired a bunch of unseen acts to work
00:23:46
that.
00:23:51
Yeah,
00:23:53
yeah.
00:24:00
So it's very good.
00:24:02
So I still in there.
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I still don't understand.
00:24:05
So the grocery store is open, but the beer. What do they put down? A gate?
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I there's this weird, like, little,
00:24:14
because they, they have, like, wine,
00:24:17
like, maybe it's shit, but then it's also,
00:24:23
I don't know, it's like this little cafeteria
00:24:26
on the other end.
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I don't know if they know from strip it out because it's around here.
00:24:32
No, it's not like it's part time where, like, you guys aren't selling alcohol.
00:24:36
Like, it's very, very available still.
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So I don't know what the dynamic is, but I spend my money because you want.
00:24:44
I don't get that.
00:24:46
So couldn't be any easier.
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When is your drinking time?
00:24:50
Over 2 p.m. or 4 p.m..
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I mean, am 2:02 a.m.
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or 4 a.m.?
00:24:57
Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
00:24:58
I mean, I sell alcohol, I don't know, I'm trying to figure out where you are.
00:25:01
There's definitely two typical,
00:25:04
I think
00:25:05
oh, dude, I don't know those thing for
00:25:09
well, I know they're definitely after Big Little after ten.
00:25:12
Unless you're farther west, it could be even earlier.
00:25:16
But being the latest, it could be like the beers that they had.
00:25:20
And 30.
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You should be able to buy alcohol.
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It's for some reason it was this weird grocery store.
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I mean, I'm able to buy alcohol.
00:25:28
They just didn't want to sell.
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I'm sorry.
00:25:31
They should be open to sell alcohol.
00:25:36
Year.
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Did you at least buy your groceries there while you were there?
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Yeah, I some shit
00:25:45
you also needed.
00:25:45
Like there
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there on card
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to Costco or some shit is like a purchase with the guy, right?
00:25:53
Okay, I'll help you out with you.
00:25:56
I was like, you got to say.
00:25:59
Oh no no no no.
00:26:02
Oh oh.
00:26:04
I just.
00:26:07
I just you're you're, you're,
00:26:12
You're fading out, so I don't know.
00:26:15
I mean, Gary sent in this video of these,
00:26:18
Asian gentleman, but I don't see any difference.
00:26:22
Their face looks like all Asian faces do to me.
00:26:25
You. You.
00:26:32
I think they put the Asian filter on Asian people.
00:26:36
I'm pretty sure that's what happened.
00:26:39
Oh, yeah.
00:26:39
I wouldn't
00:26:41
what I was looking for.
00:26:43
Oh, I'm going to pick that one.
00:26:46
Even though
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I get it
00:26:50
very.
00:26:53
Cheers, man.
00:26:55
So you picked this topic I hope.
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I hope you're ready to bring it off.
00:27:00
Bring about what's up? I just cover, you.
00:27:03
The topic was drat.
00:27:04
You picked it and then doubled down on it and cried.
00:27:06
Whined about it for two days instead of picking another topic.
00:27:09
So here it is.
00:27:09
You guys failed to bring something. Oh, here it is
00:27:14
for me.
00:27:14
Drat.
00:27:16
The definition of drat is just a fake filtered word that your brain is replacing
00:27:20
because you're too afraid to say what you're thinking.
00:27:23
You're worried you're going to offend somebody, including yourself.
00:27:26
In some cases, if that's your standard,
00:27:29
I don't like I don't like any filter replacement.
00:27:32
It's too confusing.
00:27:33
If you meant to say shit or fuck or cunt.
00:27:36
I don't think I can say that on YouTube, so I have to wait for that.
00:27:39
I think I just said it.
00:27:43
If it offends you when somebody's just referring to a word,
00:27:45
then you have bigger problems than the word being said itself.
00:27:49
Amen.
00:27:51
Because what?
00:27:53
It's just a word.
00:27:54
And I understand how abuse and verbal torture can hurt
00:27:57
people.
00:27:59
People that haven't been actually physically hurt, probably more or less. But
00:28:03
mental torture is torture, I get that.
00:28:05
But just referring to a word, how can that possibly bother you?
00:28:09
And if it does bother you, please call in
00:28:11
at 15863, rant three and tell me how it can bother you.
00:28:15
One single word like the N-word or the C word or
00:28:20
I mean, what?
00:28:20
What word is that replacing?
00:28:22
Probably fuck or shit.
00:28:25
Yeah, it just fascinates me
00:28:27
how some people that think that.
00:28:31
Curse not not cursing is a virtue in me.
00:28:34
I look at it the opposite way.
00:28:35
I look at it as a dishonest.
00:28:37
What's the opposite of a virtue?
00:28:40
This virtuous in virtuous and virtuous,
00:28:44
virtuous, non cis, virtuous.
00:28:48
I hate.
00:28:53
Last one, since Gary
00:28:55
sent like 880 clips, we're just going to just keep going right through those.
00:28:58
Not we.
00:29:00
We got some good shit to talk about.
00:29:01
Our main story tonight is the wrestling and MMA brawl
00:29:04
I'm sure everyone's talking about. I'm sure you heard about it.
00:29:08
Where I mean, nobody knows if it's real or not.
00:29:10
We're going to watch the video and everybody,
00:29:12
obviously you've already seen it, but we're going to watch it again.
00:29:17
And we already had gravy wrestling championships.
00:29:19
I didn't see who won.
00:29:20
I don't think it matters.
00:29:23
I don't think it matters.
00:29:27
Oh, every one of these videos has a chicken or a duck in it.
00:29:30
So I mean the whole show is also going to be probably chicken attack.
00:29:36
Ooh, yeah.
00:29:39
And rumble, we've got a chicken that attacks a dog's
00:29:42
butthole trying to save someone's life.
00:29:46
The ultimate combination of two.
00:29:48
You know, we got the summon the butthole usually.
00:29:50
And then the chicken attack we've got actually
00:29:53
both in one single video.
00:29:55
It's it's incredible.
00:29:56
You got to stay tuned for.
00:29:57
I didn't see you there. Very excited.
00:29:59
So is that so? Is the dog.
00:30:07
Love to come.
00:30:09
Oh, and there's even, there's a second one, but I can't find it.
00:30:12
If anybody has the America's Funniest Videos,
00:30:16
the season 34 episode.
00:30:18
Oh, yeah.
00:30:19
Of course, everyone has a how do you not have that dude?
00:30:25
Yeah, I just don't.
00:30:26
It's probably online. I'm just saying if somebody has.
00:30:27
Oh, yeah. Actually, I believe those are on Hulu.
00:30:30
Somebody wants to go through it and I don't want to watch our show
00:30:33
to try and find the clip.
00:30:34
But while I was just sitting there, 7:00, I get home,
00:30:38
I sit down before the preseason, crappy football's on.
00:30:42
I turn on the TV for a second and what do I see?
00:30:45
But a chicken attack with a chicken pecking at a dog's asshole.
00:30:49
A chicken attack with a chicken.
00:30:51
A chicken pecking at a dog, an asshole?
00:30:54
You don't have the clip available.
00:30:56
You're asking for it.
00:30:57
I couldn't find it.
00:30:58
I found another one.
00:31:00
But I didn't find that one.
00:31:01
I found another one, of course. Yeah, yeah.
00:31:05
But the one is so great because not only does the chicken peck
00:31:08
the dog's ass, but then they they're on a floating board together afterwards.
00:31:12
Like, I mean, just as if you were in bed smoking a cigaret.
00:31:14
It's just the most brilliant chicken attack clip.
00:31:18
Are they still doing,
00:31:20
new episodes of that show without having a new episode? Or.
00:31:23
That would have been just a neuron.
00:31:25
It's 2023. I think it was.
00:31:27
I think they post those straight to
00:31:30
I'm telling you, I found it.
00:31:31
I found the episode.
00:31:32
I just didn't have the hour to sit down and scroll.
00:31:34
I scrolled through it back and forth.
00:31:36
Oh, a long episode.
00:31:37
I didn't think that those are an hour long, but I'll try skipping that.
00:31:40
Maybe it's two, but maybe it's two 30 minute episodes.
00:31:43
I don't want to miss that.
00:31:43
There's a fantastic.
00:31:46
So what's up with Debbie Dingell?
00:31:47
I go back to that. Whoops,
00:31:51
Deborah Dangle,
00:31:54
71 year old Debbie.
00:31:56
Debbie Dingell of Michigan, this is our representative.
00:31:58
This is the person that the majority of the people in the area of Michigan
00:32:04
voted for.
00:32:07
And she is fast asleep during a congressional hearing.
00:32:10
And I mean, like,
00:32:12
not even leaning forward, she is back in her chair,
00:32:15
probably snoring because of the way she's anger.
00:32:20
Healthcare.
00:32:21
Congress has passed a record low five bills
00:32:24
since Trump has come to office.
00:32:27
I love that people complain about people.
00:32:30
I know people complain about a stagnant government,
00:32:32
but I'm like, zero bills would be better for me.
00:32:35
I don't I don't need action.
00:32:37
I don't need them because when have they done anything that's
00:32:39
actually good for us, except maybe saving the children in the
00:32:45
eye. So you can you can labor force,
00:32:47
you can create a new bill, but you've got to get rid of two other ones.
00:32:49
First.
00:32:51
Great.
00:32:52
Brilliant. Why?
00:32:53
Why don't you run for office?
00:32:55
I think I think it's right.
00:32:55
I think it's just.
00:32:57
I'm announcing on Friday.
00:32:59
It's like breaking news.
00:33:01
I brought.
00:33:05
I like that idea.
00:33:06
But then, like, what if we have a perfect set?
00:33:09
But then now somebody like, we have got a perfect set.
00:33:13
Exactly. Which.
00:33:14
So now, in order for you to enjoy yourself with the middle part,
00:33:18
you have to get rid of either your left or your right balls.
00:33:20
You know, that sounds ridiculous.
00:33:21
If you're happy with all three, wait a minute.
00:33:24
Sometimes rules are not good just for the sake of rules.
00:33:26
And you want to keep all three.
00:33:30
I definitely would like to keep all three.
00:33:33
All three.
00:33:36
Trustees 123.
00:33:41
That was a horrible sound.
00:33:42
It sounded like something on a cutting board.
00:33:43
Cutting, as you said, testy. Stop.
00:33:45
Stop cutting.
00:33:47
It's, There is an airplane flying overhead.
00:33:49
Don't get.
00:33:50
Don't get it twisted, though.
00:33:51
I did not fly to my destination.
00:33:57
Don't get your testes in a twist.
00:34:00
Where in the world do.
00:34:05
George Soros or George?
00:34:07
Are we ready to do that? It seems like it's done.
00:34:10
Oh, no, you little darling.
00:34:12
You're in my pocket, I got chick.
00:34:14
Oh, let's go to Little Nice. Let's talk about that.
00:34:17
Let's talk about that.
00:34:18
Let's get this out of the way. Let's talk about that.
00:34:20
What you guys want to talk about. Then we'll talk about that.
00:34:23
One of my other.
00:34:26
So you want to hear little NAS X's new single?
00:34:29
He's singing it.
00:34:30
Yeah, I've heard about this.
00:34:32
I don't think I heard any of it yet, though.
00:34:34
To be able to, No, no. Hey.
00:34:37
Well, don't be late to the party tonight.
00:34:39
We're at.
00:34:40
You know where it's at now. Go ahead, babe.
00:34:43
No no no no no no no no.
00:34:46
Not very talented.
00:34:48
No no no, wait a minute.
00:34:50
It's like some kind of a pet is ex some kind of passive aggressive
00:34:53
verse where you're supposed to get to go on babe.
00:34:57
Like I think he's saying leave.
00:34:59
No, go ahead, go ahead.
00:35:01
Banana, didn't I tell you to put the phone down?
00:35:06
Put that phone down, you son of a bitch.
00:35:07
That's going to have to pay for that.
00:35:11
Yeah, let me think later.
00:35:14
So he said right there, somebody is going to have to pay for that,
00:35:18
which is perfectly phrased because he does later pay for it.
00:35:21
He does actually go to jail, and he does get charged.
00:35:24
But what what was that?
00:35:26
I'm sorry. It's in the pocket.
00:35:27
Coming to the party.
00:35:30
What is he doing?
00:35:30
Are you just walking down LA on the street right now?
00:35:36
And you better be at the party tonight.
00:35:38
Oh, yes.
00:35:41
Oh, he's literally okay. Oh,
00:35:44
throw it up. Yes. You my side.
00:35:46
I don't want a grown man in his underwear walking down the street.
00:35:49
Yes, you're pointing out the the underwear instead of the fucking white.
00:35:53
Very feminine. Fucking like dancer boots. Yes.
00:35:58
Which, I
00:35:59
be honest, they match the underwear as best as you possibly could be.
00:36:03
Oh, if I was a black man, I would wear white clothes like that all the time.
00:36:07
Yeah, he looks pretty sharp.
00:36:09
I don't I don't understand.
00:36:11
I mean, this isn't why he got arrested.
00:36:13
I think this is what brought the attention to him that started the incident.
00:36:17
Yeah, it's the only price.
00:36:17
Don't give me that. I can throw it.
00:36:20
I want to throw it far away.
00:36:22
So you never seen it escalated from there?
00:36:24
But I don't know what that's escalate.
00:36:28
What do you mean, for black?
00:36:29
Yeah.
00:36:30
You need to be telling everybody about the marketing problem.
00:36:33
I want to know where this party is. It sounds.
00:36:37
Sounds lit.
00:36:41
Oh, what the fuck is this?
00:36:44
How do I get up to the fucking roof?
00:36:48
He's been charged with felonies after allegedly injuring
00:36:51
an officer during an altercation last week in studio C, old Town Road.
00:36:55
Singer, whose legal name is Montero Lamar Hill, was arrested after
00:36:59
he was spotted walking in the streets at some points while naked and barefoot.
00:37:03
Police allege that Hill
00:37:04
punched an officer after authorities responded to the scene.
00:37:07
Hill was, he realized after that incident, a law enforcement source told NBC news
00:37:12
that it was unclear whether he was in mental distress or experiencing.
00:37:16
A clear representative for Hill did not immediately hold on a second.
00:37:20
It wasn't clear if he was in mental distress all right.
00:37:22
I guess he was living his best life or he was in mental distress.
00:37:25
One of those two things.
00:37:27
And when I say living
00:37:29
his best life, I mean high on a lot of drugs.
00:37:33
People respond to a request for comment,
00:37:37
but you can't touch a police officer.
00:37:39
For my understanding, if you touch spit
00:37:44
incidentally, incidentally, brush against a police officer, it's felony assault.
00:37:48
Yeah, I'm kind of fucked for a long time.
00:37:50
You could throw a sandwich at him.
00:37:55
So. But don't do that.
00:37:56
I mean, if you were to do that, though, it's some serious, serious charges.
00:38:01
So they always say, just do whatever they say
00:38:03
and then fight them later in court.
00:38:08
I don't think you should ever fight them.
00:38:09
I love the law.
00:38:10
The law never does anything wrong.
00:38:12
I support them, call me a bootlicker.
00:38:15
I support the law and my AI overlords.
00:38:19
It's right. A divorce,
00:38:22
a lesbians.
00:38:23
No. I thought it was podcasters by a mile.
00:38:26
Lesbian marriages had the heart check it.
00:38:30
The highest rate of divorce in the world.
00:38:32
The second level of divorce is heterosexuals.
00:38:37
The lowest level of divorce is gay.
00:38:39
Married men.
00:38:41
Now, let me mansplain to you
00:38:44
what just happened.
00:38:50
The lesbians here to stay married
00:38:54
because there are two women involved.
00:39:03
Heterosexual marriage isn't without their complications.
00:39:07
Because there is still one woman involved.
00:39:15
Did you know the word gay means happy?
00:39:21
With good reason.
00:39:23
Because there are no women involved.
00:39:35
So if you want to be happy, you should be gay.
00:39:38
I mean, that seems reasonable.
00:39:43
Dude, it's 2025.
00:39:45
Why are there hotels without fucking microwaves?
00:39:47
And, So you drink one beer.
00:39:50
You're not an alcoholic.
00:39:51
You make one song on SoundCloud.
00:39:53
You're not a rapper, but I suck one.
00:39:58
I bought you
00:39:59
for making a fucking microwave and
00:40:03
what does that Hilton.
00:40:05
Yeah.
00:40:06
Do you know who has a microwave?
00:40:08
Holiday Inn Express?
00:40:10
Yeah, I don't understand.
00:40:11
Like, well, Springs for fucking 25 bucks for a fucking.
00:40:16
So I'll tell you what, I know that. I know you're silly.
00:40:18
I got to go use the community one like.
00:40:20
Yep, yep, that's exactly it.
00:40:23
It's down.
00:40:23
It's down in the breakfast area
00:40:27
and hopefully on the optimistic C.
00:40:30
Everyone thinks I'm some pessimistic asshole.
00:40:32
Negative whatever. But on the on the on the positive outlook.
00:40:35
Hopefully that shaved at least a dollar off your bill
00:40:38
because they don't have a microwave in every fucking room.
00:40:40
So I appreciate that.
00:40:41
But if you'd rather pay the dollar for the microwave in your room, no one's I.
00:40:45
And I'm not paying for it though.
00:40:47
Well, even better
00:40:48
than you want to get as much as you can for money that isn't yours.
00:40:51
Obviously, the refrigerator is less needed than the microwave,
00:40:56
because what's the point of the frigerator if I don't have a microwave?
00:40:59
I could easily win that argument, so I would.
00:41:02
I would eat a cold sandwich that was four days old cold.
00:41:04
But I would not eat milk.
00:41:06
It was out of the fridge four days later.
00:41:07
Well, that's why they have a nice machine.
00:41:09
You can put things on ice.
00:41:11
Oh, see, but if you had a community microwave,
00:41:12
everyone's like, thank you, excuse me, thank you.
00:41:14
And maybe somebody leaves a little, little mess.
00:41:16
But if I go to fill my ice bucket and there's a fucking milk carton
00:41:19
crammed in there, or somebody's foot, I'm not happy.
00:41:23
Let me foot.
00:41:25
Yeah.
00:41:25
There's an episode of The Office where the big fat guy
00:41:30
thinks that's what it's for.
00:41:30
I think he puts his feet, he puts his feet in the ice machine,
00:41:34
and nobody has a problem with it.
00:41:36
Which is, I think, why it's supposed to be funny.
00:41:41
That's not that funny.
00:41:45
So, yeah, little NAS was arrested,
00:41:47
and then now we got the wrestling MMA dude, I forgot his name.
00:41:51
I'm glad I put a link there wrestling with Matt Riddle.
00:41:58
Russia.
00:41:59
Jackson
00:42:01
a boner.
00:42:05
So the internet's abuzz about this story.
00:42:07
This is definitely our.
00:42:11
Lead story.
00:42:14
So apparently this is supposed to be
00:42:16
some kind of a wrestling bet that went wrong, and somebody
00:42:21
may have had brain damage from a fight the night before.
00:42:24
His father was saying he might be crazy.
00:42:26
So before we make too much fun of this.
00:42:36
I so what we
00:42:38
had there, just in case you missed it, it looks like a regular wrestling match.
00:42:42
The two people are just kind of throwing or throwing people around normally.
00:42:45
Then a very ripped younger black guy comes in the ring
00:42:50
and he's about a body slam this guy a little bit harder than even when I saw it.
00:42:55
I was like, that's not fake.
00:42:57
That's not this guy is supposed to be part of the match at this point or no,
00:43:00
that's what people are saying, that he was it was some kind of a
00:43:04
they call it something they you'll see later.
00:43:06
I don't want to spoil it, but I will spoil it.
00:43:09
They are outside there at the event having like pushing
00:43:13
and shoving altercations, which apparently in wrestling that's called a
00:43:18
brawl.
00:43:19
No, that's not the word I was looking for.
00:43:21
But like a setup, some kind of a setup for the match up that
00:43:25
they can't even stay away from each other down the hallway for more professional
00:43:27
time with this shit.
00:43:28
And I got you.
00:43:31
The word wasn't setup.
00:43:32
I would have said that it's some kind of other term.
00:43:34
I think he's going to tell us in this video.
00:43:36
I want to
00:43:38
play jumps in the ring,
00:43:40
grabs the guy with the beard.
00:43:46
I remember where I saw the good coverage.
00:43:48
I'm going to have to grab that.
00:43:49
So because we're on YouTube, obviously it's blurred out,
00:43:52
but he's just pounding on his face.
00:43:54
He's just pounding his face.
00:43:56
1011, 1213 1415,
00:44:00
14 times.
00:44:03
That other wrestler came in
00:44:04
out of the crowd like he wasn't supposed to be in there right now.
00:44:14
Know.
00:44:18
Of course there's women screaming.
00:44:20
Why do you women please tell me why do you scream?
00:44:23
Why not?
00:44:24
Is it an uncontrollable?
00:44:26
I just something crazy is happening.
00:44:30
What are you gonna scream?
00:44:37
Gotta do it.
00:44:37
I'm gonna.
00:44:38
I might scream out of frustration, but if there's a bunch of people
00:44:41
trying to rescue somebody, I would think to myself
00:44:45
my screaming isn't going to make this any easier for anyone.
00:44:49
Yeah.
00:44:49
I mean,
00:44:51
it at least gets everyone's attention to the area
00:44:54
emergency.
00:44:55
This way.
00:45:03
Oh, shit.
00:45:04
It was right there, and I moved.
00:45:10
I'm gonna take my horse
00:45:12
to the old town road, and I'm, to look great.
00:45:17
No mo.
00:45:19
It's an amazing bird.
00:45:20
Bird, bird at the,
00:45:24
At the that bird at the perfect protrusion
00:45:29
of protein or butter protein.
00:45:33
Okay, this is the best coverage I could find of it.
00:45:36
They do such a good job.
00:45:37
We're just going to watch and react to it.
00:45:39
That's been, people are talking about, you're more in the know on this
00:45:44
than I'm on you guys at all watched all this and I can see why, you know?
00:45:47
I mean, I don't really like watching brutal.
00:45:49
So violence or try and avoid it. Yeah.
00:45:52
I violence. What happened?
00:45:54
I know, rampage Jackson shooting, rampage, assaulting his son.
00:45:56
Right.
00:45:56
Roger Jackson, he was known as son of rampage.
00:45:59
Is that so? Yeah.
00:46:00
If, you know, if you're in wrestling, do you know Rampage Jackson?
00:46:03
Because this is his son.
00:46:05
That means you know what?
00:46:07
It could be. But the goodness dad is rampage.
00:46:09
You heard of him?
00:46:11
All right, so I thought you were the wrestling expert of the show.
00:46:14
I've got it.
00:46:14
I mean, I can, but I 25 question wrestling trivia for later.
00:46:19
Two for you.
00:46:19
So this, so the the setup for this progressively getting harder.
00:46:25
Not the questions, but you got the streaming on kicks.
00:46:27
So this is where this video comes from is on stream right.
00:46:29
There may be some other devices in there.
00:46:31
These streaming I'm kicking these that kind of one of these,
00:46:32
you know, wrestling events and, well, we'll play the entire clip,
00:46:35
but he ends up doing something very, very brutal to a guy who's on.
00:46:38
Oh, wait a minute.
00:46:40
This clip is not
00:46:42
blurred out, so we can't show it on YouTube because of the violence.
00:46:45
And what a tease we got to go to.
00:46:47
Yeah, at some point.
00:46:49
So we got to go back to that for Rumble sort of stuff.
00:46:51
That right there was perfect.
00:46:53
Perfect. Do it
00:46:55
so we can talk about
00:46:58
like Gary want to talk about again.
00:47:00
Oh, God.
00:47:01
Okay, I know it was.
00:47:05
I told you I've been going through all the
00:47:06
the seven, the stages of grief or whatever.
00:47:09
First I'm like, fuck you, fuck you. Then I'm.
00:47:10
I come back, please.
00:47:11
Bargaining.
00:47:12
Now I'm acceptance. I'm like, fuck it.
00:47:15
Flat drama
00:47:17
died.
00:47:19
And then my wife actually gave me an ultimatum and said,
00:47:21
If Gary doesn't come back to the show,
00:47:23
then I'm not allowed to participate in any aspect of the show.
00:47:25
But I'm a man.
00:47:27
And I told her to fuck off and make me a sandwich.
00:47:30
And she did.
00:47:32
It was delicious.
00:47:33
Actually, it's right there.
00:47:34
Yeah. How old? And say, how was the sandwich?
00:47:36
Very good.
00:47:36
Well, I had half of it already, and the other half is over there.
00:47:39
It's Italian beef, if you've ever heard. That's amazing.
00:47:41
It's so simple.
00:47:43
Just slowly simmered. Split, thinly sliced.
00:47:45
I don't understand what you mean by that, but how different is it?
00:47:49
Do you know what a French dip is? Yeah.
00:47:52
Okay. Well, this is like an Italian French beef.
00:47:54
They use French beef on a French.
00:47:55
This is like an Italian dip. But the dip is already all over it.
00:47:58
You don't dip it in dry bread like French dry, crusty, crappy bread.
00:48:01
It's just,
00:48:03
it's already on the gravy.
00:48:05
It's just like a gravy on the meat already.
00:48:07
It's just delicious Chicago style Italian beef.
00:48:11
It's perfect.
00:48:12
Simple and perfect. Don't even get it with cheese.
00:48:14
You'll ruin it if you get it with cheese.
00:48:16
I highly recommend it.
00:48:18
You know the show The bear?
00:48:19
I'm sure everybody's watching the bear
00:48:21
long drawn out show, but it's very popular.
00:48:24
The beginning that was based on that sandwich, the Chicago Italian beef.
00:48:28
It's a nice shot.
00:48:29
You got your light, are you? Man?
00:48:31
Do you want us to come back later?
00:48:33
No, no, I'm trying to set up my fucking screens here and there.
00:48:35
Just been. Fuck!
00:48:37
Oh, I thought we my, but I can't.
00:48:39
Yeah, you can't say that anymore because, you know, I don't
00:48:42
I apologize happy as fuck.
00:48:45
I've, I've now educated myself on the matter and I've grown.
00:48:50
I've learned is really.
00:48:52
That was really a teachable moment.
00:48:53
And so, I'm glad we all, got to learn and experience that together.
00:49:05
So what's your point?
00:49:07
Fucking.
00:49:10
Okay, I get your point.
00:49:12
I have a point.
00:49:17
Anyway.
00:49:20
Fellow stupid monkey people
00:49:23
today, the topic, I believe, to evacuate
00:49:26
no more to make a whole show around.
00:49:29
Drat, I believe like. And.
00:49:32
Oh, welcome to my world, you fucking son of a bitch.
00:49:34
I'm a big fan of.
00:49:36
Oh, he picks a terrible topic.
00:49:37
How am I going to make an episode out of that?
00:49:39
Yeah.
00:49:40
Or fiddlesticks, I like I like those,
00:49:44
and, complete our Mount Rushmore.
00:49:47
We'll go.
00:49:47
Drat that.
00:49:51
The one thing about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:49:56
It is just.
00:49:56
Oh, they're not for you.
00:49:58
Navot. Fiddlesticks.
00:50:01
No. Cotton picking.
00:50:04
That's kind of, the racial slur.
00:50:08
Why? Let's put it in that.
00:50:11
What I wanted to talk about was because he's racist.
00:50:13
That's why I'm.
00:50:15
Every time I bottle of ibuprofen, I have to go cotton picking
00:50:19
lizard race from a Doctor Who episode.
00:50:23
But, the idea is generally there was,
00:50:26
a pre-human industrial civilization,
00:50:30
and there's no archeological evidence for this, but it's been long
00:50:34
been my contention that, we didn't ban his contention.
00:50:39
The pyramids and the pyramids,
00:50:44
a lot of the the narrative, the what we're told,
00:50:48
seems seems wrong to me.
00:50:52
And I've discussed it so many times.
00:50:54
It's played out.
00:50:55
You're not supposed to discuss it anymore, sir.
00:50:57
I don't think anybody alive today is related to anybody
00:51:01
that built the pyramids.
00:51:03
That's that's. No.
00:51:05
And there's a lot of time not accounted for.
00:51:08
Well, I don't even believe the hunter gatherer thing.
00:51:10
That seemed farfetched to me.
00:51:12
But as they hunted and gathered, I've been persuaded
00:51:16
because my ideas are malleable.
00:51:20
I any idea that I hold that
00:51:22
can't stand up to scrutiny isn't worth holding, you know.
00:51:26
And we've seen that your wife.
00:51:27
I can be swayed by good evidence.
00:51:30
So what's good evidence?
00:51:32
That your wife that you think.
00:51:36
If civilization was wiped out,
00:51:40
who do you think would have a better chance of survival?
00:51:43
People that depended on technology that got men,
00:51:48
or they meant men over women.
00:51:51
All right, I think that's why he's gone.
00:51:52
But if he only walked into the room, say,
00:51:57
fuck.
00:51:57
All of our electronics were wiped out one day
00:52:00
and couldn't be restarted again had we had to start from scratch,
00:52:05
the Amish and Mennonites would have a better time.
00:52:08
They wouldn't struggle at all or more than they.
00:52:11
They struggle. They would struggle.
00:52:12
They go to grocery stores all the time.
00:52:14
You dumb ass. So,
00:52:16
keeping that in mind,
00:52:18
it makes sense that we are the descendants of hunter gatherers.
00:52:22
If there was a, you know, technology, industrial civilization
00:52:27
that existed along with the hunter gatherers that we descended from,
00:52:32
but they were wiped out by something.
00:52:35
I don't know if it was a meteor or a, volcano or some, probably
00:52:40
most likely a virus or some type of, bacteria
00:52:44
or the hunter gatherer plague.
00:52:47
An easier time surviving
00:52:50
because it would be life as usual.
00:52:53
Whereas if our like such as wiped out
00:52:58
we they say it hints, it just cut it off and,
00:53:02
some people say that the hunter gatherer, you wanted to say it.
00:53:04
You know that it's not an easy lifestyle.
00:53:06
Try to live out in the wilderness. That is tough.
00:53:08
But if you're used to it,
00:53:11
you could survive.
00:53:13
But that goes the same way for future.
00:53:16
It's not really that it goes direction in time.
00:53:18
If you take somebody from the modern times and throw them back
00:53:21
where you had to take care of yourself more like out in the where do you say
00:53:25
the wilderness, the forest, the the.
00:53:28
Yeah, but he,
00:53:28
he forgets the aspect of like, oh, it's so hard to live out in the forest.
00:53:32
And it's like, yes or no, because it's actually easier
00:53:34
because you don't have to worry about anything else going on in the world.
00:53:37
Television, cell phones, jobs.
00:53:40
You're just living out in the world.
00:53:41
So your day and night is just finding something to eat and then eating it
00:53:45
and then finding something else to eat and then eating it.
00:53:47
So, sure, it's difficult, but you have nothing else to do.
00:53:51
So I would think that you'd be able to knock that out pretty.
00:53:54
And what if you were to take that person that was used to the simple,
00:53:58
like Amish way of life, and then suddenly put them in a McDonald's
00:54:00
or Taco Bell kiosk where he's got to order on a thing
00:54:03
and he's like, I don't even know how to read.
00:54:04
I don't know how to do any of this.
00:54:07
Right, but to order a bushel of corn.
00:54:10
And they're like, what are you talking about?
00:54:12
So take anybody out of the time continuum either direction.
00:54:16
They're not going to know what the fuck doesn't just go in one direction.
00:54:19
We're not always forced to survive.
00:54:21
No, but the one guy from One Direction did go in one direction.
00:54:25
That was down. Not many of us would,
00:54:27
I'd argue that he probably went
00:54:30
in a different direction for a tiny bit when he stopped going in one direction.
00:54:34
I think it.
00:54:35
Yeah, he probably borrowed a lot more time.
00:54:37
That's not even accounted for hundreds of millions of years.
00:54:41
There's a lot more time. It's not accounted for.
00:54:43
Humans weren't around yet.
00:54:44
We've only been around the last.
00:54:46
Good naturedly, allegedly.
00:54:48
That's ignoring
00:54:50
in honor of Bonnie.
00:54:51
I'm sorry.
00:54:52
Rewind, then start over.
00:54:55
Okay.
00:54:56
In honor of Missus Gary, the earth is only 2000 years old.
00:55:00
6000 to a few thousand years old.
00:55:05
But what if there was?
00:55:06
We got a guest on the show to draw,
00:55:09
and then the earth
00:55:11
like that, with erosion wins. Nice.
00:55:14
You got a black microphone. Erosion?
00:55:17
Yeah.
00:55:17
It's my travel, my kind of plates shifting.
00:55:21
Black homes get destroyed, buried.
00:55:24
Anything over a couple hundred million years,
00:55:28
basically, that disintegrated the dust.
00:55:32
But where am I not? So.
00:55:35
The tectonic plates shifting
00:55:40
or don't get buried
00:55:43
anything over a couple hundred million years is basically
00:55:48
the disintegrated to a couple hundred million years.
00:55:52
No, that happens within like 100 years.
00:55:56
No, it I have things that are I've seen I've seen television shows that
00:56:00
say that, not taken care of, like, your, your environmental things and, like,
00:56:06
roads, buildings, they will deteriorate within a hundred years.
00:56:10
Absolutely.
00:56:11
Not completely like me, but like,
00:56:13
like the Amazon civilization that's hidden under all that brush
00:56:17
that took, like, less than a years to what?
00:56:19
They were just talking about this sun on Rogan not that long ago.
00:56:22
That says something about where they left
00:56:23
and came back and said, there's nothing here.
00:56:25
But it was just covered up because the what can't even that
00:56:27
just the fact that just after a certain amount of time,
00:56:30
everything's just going to turn into minor particulates anyway.
00:56:33
So, you know, you have no idea what was here a million years ago
00:56:36
because or even 10,000 years ago, unless it was built out of stone
00:56:40
because everything else deteriorates, or if it was buried like usually.
00:56:44
That's why like, yeah, like things that are buried,
00:56:46
they get preserved by the, by the, by the ground.
00:56:48
But if they're exposed to oxidation.
00:56:52
Gayatri said that the tectonic plate shift.
00:56:55
Is he also inferring that there would be some kind of volcano activity
00:56:59
that would also just melt everything to disintegration?
00:57:03
I mean, that could happen to
00:57:06
or ask him
00:57:08
what's I know I hate that he can't respond.
00:57:10
Sucks.
00:57:13
Only he was here because
00:57:16
there's got to be some technology, like back in the olden days,
00:57:18
if we could somehow get him here in real time,
00:57:22
right? Yeah.
00:57:23
Somehow he could join the show.
00:57:24
I think. Unlikely.
00:57:27
I think
00:57:29
it is.
00:57:33
I think unlike very
00:57:37
much.
00:57:38
You're marriage to dust.
00:57:43
So. Okay.
00:57:49
Okay.
00:57:50
I think unlikely.
00:57:52
Like. Oh, okay.
00:57:54
With our genetics.
00:57:57
Made the megalithic structures
00:57:59
in the world. But,
00:58:02
even so, back to our Mount Rushmore.
00:58:04
The one thing about Mount Rushmore was they are not ranked one through four.
00:58:10
It is just. Oh, they're not for the normal.
00:58:14
There we go.
00:58:15
I don't know.
00:58:16
I mean, back to our Mount Rushmore.
00:58:18
So we're going to go. Drat.
00:58:23
Dagnabbit.
00:58:26
Fiddlesticks!
00:58:33
And. Oh, drat!
00:58:37
Drat!
00:58:37
Yeah!
00:58:41
Drat!
00:58:43
Drat! It can. Dagnabbit!
00:58:45
Shucks! In a bucket!
00:58:47
Shucks. It's my fourth.
00:58:49
It's a corn reference.
00:58:52
So. Dang, have cotton
00:58:55
picking shucks in a bucket right?
00:58:58
Our civilization was wiped out.
00:59:02
Yikes.
00:59:04
Oh, dried.
00:59:06
Drat!
00:59:07
Yeah.
00:59:09
Wait.
00:59:09
There's more.
00:59:11
A little bit of an issue with that edit there, and I just couldn't
00:59:14
get it to open time.
00:59:16
The fourth on my Mount Rushmore of alternate negative.
00:59:19
Expletives. But,
00:59:22
I think you said that right?
00:59:23
As in, oh, shut.
00:59:31
Up as as in.
00:59:33
Oh, shucks, shucks in a bucket.
00:59:36
It's a common reference.
00:59:38
So I think denim cotton picking.
00:59:43
Oh, shirt.
00:59:45
Racist, racist, racist.
00:59:47
Civilization was wiped out.
00:59:50
That's.
00:59:51
Yeah,
00:59:52
I got most of the way to the store and realized
00:59:55
that I failed to finish my Mount Rushmore.
00:59:59
So crud.
01:00:00
I say crud a lot, but now I'm going with sharks.
01:00:03
As in all sharks are sharks in a bucket.
01:00:06
It's, referring to peeling the husks off of corn.
01:00:12
So, you know, drat.
01:00:14
Dang cotton picking sharks in a bucket.
01:00:17
Our civilization was destroyed.
01:00:20
Roll that clip, Brady.
01:00:22
IP fault everyone except Liam Payne.
01:00:24
You know who's the last person to do a cover of, the corner that he has a kid
01:00:29
had. You know, I heard they were going to do a concert.
01:00:30
It was a little flat spot.
01:00:33
My fellow Starbucks lovers
01:00:34
stand in the corner today and watch us make a fall treat.
01:00:37
Pumpkin spice latte. Yeah, it's almost winter.
01:00:39
You're Matt Gates, except you can have sex to 17 year old girls if you wanted to.
01:00:43
If they wanted to.
01:00:44
You think you're going to compete in the college football game?
01:00:47
Why are you wearing all that camera lens and stuff from college football?
01:00:50
You mean like Matt Gates didn't know the full age of the girls?
01:00:52
He was fucking.
01:00:53
Hey, did you hear Trump?
01:00:54
Oh. Whoa, whoa. Okay, so I did like that one.
01:00:56
That was the one with the kind of like that.
01:01:01
Was a,
01:01:04
I got a clip about a converted atheist Christian
01:01:08
is a Gary.
01:01:09
I think.
01:01:12
I think it should be.
01:01:14
It's, Benny G.
01:01:17
Benny g how long you been on stand up?
01:01:19
This is my very first track.
01:01:20
Wow. Okay, that makes sense.
01:01:23
No wonder years.
01:01:24
Does it make sense that.
01:01:26
How old are you?
01:01:27
If you need a one minute of this?
01:01:29
Yeah, that made perfect sense today.
01:01:32
You see, I don't want to if I can.
01:01:34
That's too much.
01:01:35
This is just, what got me down here was the Holy Spirit.
01:01:38
I found Christ a little over a year ago, and he put it on my heart to be between.
01:01:42
Oh, wow.
01:01:44
Absolutely incredible.
01:01:46
So when Christ found you
01:01:49
and told you to come to kill Tony on a Monday night.
01:01:52
What exactly did he say? And where were you?
01:01:55
And when did this happen?
01:01:57
And what did you eat that day?
01:02:00
It was a long journey.
01:02:02
So I was an atheist for 40 years of my life and atheist for 40 years of his life.
01:02:08
40 years, January 44th.
01:02:12
I call that to a God I didn't believe in.
01:02:13
And I actually heard back from, okay, so what's the number to God exactly?
01:02:18
Can you get it? Yeah. What did you say? What do you say back?
01:02:21
It's one five, eight six.
01:02:23
No, sir. That's blasphemy.
01:02:26
When you say you.
01:02:27
I don't like how you say, what's the number?
01:02:29
You just said?
01:02:29
Like, actually ask questions, buddy.
01:02:32
Oh, hey, Mr. Tony, sir.
01:02:34
Now, the important part
01:02:35
though is I like he called out to a god that he didn't believe in.
01:02:39
And then that got answered back.
01:02:41
I just got, ripped off by my in-laws at the time.
01:02:45
I like to I like to say it that I don't think.
01:02:48
No, he does.
01:02:49
No. For how much?
01:02:50
How much did they rip you off or give me a number?
01:02:52
I not a specific number.
01:02:54
I was supposed to be getting,
01:02:55
75% of all the calls of the story is actually pretty bad.
01:03:00
And, yeah,
01:03:03
was taken aback by it and,
01:03:05
ask my family ended up basically ripping him off.
01:03:08
Her parents got divorced, and and that's all I needed to tell my belongings.
01:03:12
So myself, like, he never did say, oh, make ends meet,
01:03:15
you know, does say how God called back to God.
01:03:18
So he just said he called out to his story.
01:03:21
Yeah, yeah.
01:03:21
This is a credit
01:03:24
card answer parable.
01:03:25
Did God tell you to leave that bitch was.
01:03:28
That's the first thing he said.
01:03:30
So 32in me. So,
01:03:35
he's come to answer your call.
01:03:36
You deserve the 70%.
01:03:40
You have to leave this family and sign up for Kill
01:03:43
Tony on Monday in Austin, Texas.
01:03:47
Your story deserves to be heard.
01:03:50
We actually did end up getting divorced.
01:03:53
So, Absolutely.
01:03:55
I, I had a feeling I had a spectrum, so I went and got tested,
01:03:59
and it turns out I have to ask Butters, what a waste of a test.
01:04:06
Like that.
01:04:08
It turns out, in a stunning
01:04:10
turn of events, you have Asperger's.
01:04:13
He has Asperger's.
01:04:15
So that
01:04:16
I don't know exactly what that means.
01:04:18
It's like.
01:04:19
Yeah, that's a very low.
01:04:30
How can I come out of this?
01:04:31
You're not gonna look at me, but I will.
01:04:34
Come on, come on, come on.
01:04:37
I'm not.
01:04:37
I'm not.
01:04:39
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:04:41
Give me a key.
01:04:43
No no no no no no no no no no no no no.
01:04:48
Whoa!
01:04:49
This is
01:04:50
I don't know why it's so small.
01:04:52
This is not a sandwich, is man.
01:04:55
What kind of sandwich? You need?
01:04:57
The same bottom pieces, the toppings.
01:04:59
That's a great debate.
01:05:01
Pizza. Is it open?
01:05:03
Yeah.
01:05:03
It's got to be, you know.
01:05:06
Oh, I rolled it.
01:05:07
Two part now I changed I know I signed it and today.
01:05:10
No, no, this is not a sandwich.
01:05:13
I'm not.
01:05:15
Man. What constitutes a sandwich?
01:05:17
It's the same bottom pieces. The top piece.
01:05:19
That's a great debate.
01:05:20
Flat seven pizza. Is it? Open it.
01:05:23
Yeah.
01:05:23
It's got to be
01:05:24
even though they're all different items are they're sandwich together.
01:05:27
I'm going to I'm going to ask so we're having a sandwich debate
01:05:30
I don't know how long ago a long time ago a long, long time ago.
01:05:35
Time ago.
01:05:37
And, Buffet Yang for 315
01:05:40
has reintegrated re re and reintegrated.
01:05:45
Reinvigorated.
01:05:47
That's the word I was looking for.
01:05:48
Reinvigorated this debate. A hot dog is a hot dog.
01:05:50
Simple as that.
01:05:52
That's correct.
01:05:53
But the question we were asking in the debate,
01:05:55
we were asking is a hot dog a sandwich?
01:05:57
So of course, a hot dog is a hot dog.
01:05:58
That's like saying anything is anything.
01:06:01
But is that anything?
01:06:02
Part of something I find in our we're not.
01:06:06
We're not saying because it's a sandwich
01:06:07
that it's no longer a dog right now.
01:06:10
Are they implying that because a hog like a hot dog, that there's no way
01:06:14
it's a sandwich?
01:06:14
Because that doesn't help us. Please.
01:06:16
Buffet Yang for 315.
01:06:19
Expand on your comment.
01:06:20
A hot dog is a hot dog. Simple as that.
01:06:22
That makes me think that nothing more
01:06:26
simple as that.
01:06:27
I was just so.
01:06:28
Just absolutely
01:06:31
tickled.
01:06:32
Can a man be tickled without being gay? No,
01:06:36
I can't say gay either. Shit.
01:06:38
Wait, I mean by another man.
01:06:42
I guess that's what does that determines it being gay.
01:06:45
I mean, if my girlfriend tickles me, that's gay.
01:06:50
Kind of a little bit.
01:06:51
Yeah.
01:06:52
You should be tickling her.
01:06:55
I'm homophobic,
01:06:57
but not against gay people.
01:06:58
Just against gayness. That's different.
01:07:00
I feel perfectly fine.
01:07:01
I stand by that.
01:07:06
So our other comment.
01:07:07
Wait, we have more comments.
01:07:09
Don't get carried away.
01:07:11
Okay. Sorry.
01:07:12
I was going to just ask.
01:07:12
I was going to say you're sorry. My bad.
01:07:16
This comment is just a bunch of funny faces.
01:07:18
I don't know what the what the what the hinges.
01:07:20
Oh my god, Undertaker's in a cage
01:07:23
and Cain comes out and he physically whips.
01:07:27
Where is it?
01:07:27
Let's see it off a gun spade.
01:07:30
And I don't like these fucking comments.
01:07:32
Oh yeah, I like this fucking. I like this one too.
01:07:35
This is this is literally Freddie Prinze Junior was commenting on
01:07:39
something he wasn't there for.
01:07:41
It's gone, but it's over here.
01:07:43
You guys know it's like he was backstage involved in there.
01:07:46
Actually lost control of our country.
01:07:48
When did we lose control of our country I wanna know more.
01:07:50
So yeah, this is what it was supposed to be on 89
01:07:53
is Corona 81 commented.
01:07:56
Just, shocked face.
01:07:59
But then Freddie Cruz, Freddie
01:08:03
commented about the hinges.
01:08:04
Oh my god
01:08:07
Cruz, Freddie is a die hard wrestling fan and work for WWE.
01:08:11
WWE as a writer and producer.
01:08:13
Y'all don't know ball and it shows crew.
01:08:17
You fucking Cruz Freddie?
01:08:22
I don't know,
01:08:22
I mean, he's calling me a diehard wrestling fan.
01:08:26
Doesn't like anyone can be a diehard wrestling fan.
01:08:30
You just have to be a fan.
01:08:31
Being a fan gives you no insight on anything more than me.
01:08:36
Like you're the equivalent of me then.
01:08:39
Now what?
01:08:39
He worked for WWE.
01:08:41
I'd like to know in what context,
01:08:44
because typically fans don't just work for WWE.
01:08:47
You have to be like good at something.
01:08:50
Cruz Freddie brings up
01:08:52
the he's not watching this and not watching.
01:08:56
I mean, there's a
01:08:58
shitty wrestler by the name of Cruz del Toro.
01:09:02
Let's say he's shitty.
01:09:03
He's just not great.
01:09:04
He's like, I'm gonna he's talking about Freddie Prinze Jr.
01:09:08
Maybe not.
01:09:10
Oh, cause Freddie, not Cruz. Freddie, right.
01:09:12
I think he's saying comes from a typo.
01:09:15
Or I may have just read it wrong
01:09:17
where he's a diehard fan and worked for WWE.
01:09:21
Yeah, he worked
01:09:23
as a writer and producer for like 1 or 2.
01:09:25
There wasn't anything major.
01:09:27
He barely worked for them for a very short period.
01:09:29
And then guess what? He doesn't work there anymore. I wonder why.
01:09:31
Maybe because he wasn't good.
01:09:33
You you.
01:09:33
If you're good at your job, you get like other jobs.
01:09:36
You either you either continue doing the same job you're doing,
01:09:39
or you get a better job based on the job that you did at that previous job. So.
01:09:45
Freddie Prinze Jr, everybody.
01:09:47
Were you aware that he worked
01:09:50
for WWE as a writer and producer?
01:09:52
So I suddenly remember that being talked about.
01:09:55
It was during,
01:09:58
I think some of their transition over
01:09:59
to the new Teco company or either that or right before that.
01:10:03
But the reason why
01:10:03
he was able to sign on to that is because he was a really big fan
01:10:07
and he's a celebrity.
01:10:08
And so of course, why not?
01:10:10
Why not brush elbows with celebrity that only makes your brand look like it's
01:10:13
on a celebrity level, which is literally what the WWE has been doing for the past
01:10:17
five or whatever.
01:10:18
How many years since Teco has taken them over?
01:10:20
They've they've upped their profile
01:10:24
as far as a luxury brand by tenfold.
01:10:29
I mean, they just got $1 billion deal.
01:10:33
They were so
01:10:33
smart in segregating or separating their their shows because they're able
01:10:38
to sell one to fucking ESPN and they're able to sell other ones.
01:10:42
The peacock, they're able to put they've got multiple
01:10:46
billion dollar deals on the table and they just keep making them.
01:10:49
It's absolutely fucking ridiculous
01:10:51
because the product in general is not good.
01:10:54
It's not a well-written show.
01:10:56
It's not compelling.
01:10:58
There's no good, determining anything from good or bad wrestling.
01:11:04
Like, what do you see?
01:11:05
I mean, where do you see this?
01:11:06
We gotta we gotta get to Rumble and check out that.
01:11:08
Yeah, I know, I don't know,
01:11:09
I don't think much of what I have is YouTube appropriate.
01:11:13
I'm good.
01:11:13
If you are watching on YouTube, we do a much better show once we go
01:11:18
rumble only, but that means you have to cross over to rumble.
01:11:21
So if you are some weird liberal that goes, oh my god, Rumble!
01:11:25
It's okay. It won't hurt you.
01:11:29
And there's all kinds of free speech over there.
01:11:30
It's not just a bunch of Trump covers.
01:11:32
In fact, I don't really I mean, it is it is a bunch of.
01:11:34
Yeah, I mean, he's all right, but I don't I don't love either of the party.
01:11:39
I like, I like, I like to, but I also love to make fun of them.
01:11:42
But I'm not like, South Park, Mexico was actually, going to be creative
01:11:47
and come up with something that's actually three south of us.
01:11:52
You seen there's three new ones.
01:11:55
Okay. Where's the Kamala Harris episode?
01:11:57
Where's the Joe Biden episode?
01:11:58
Where's the Barack Obama episode?
01:12:00
Where is where is any of that?
01:12:01
Do a 9/11 episode do, George Bush?
01:12:04
I mean, like, I don't like what it
01:12:08
what is why
01:12:09
why do you have creative license control over them over their show?
01:12:13
You can do whatever the office is turning on.
01:12:15
This is this is not fair.
01:12:17
No, this has turned into Eminem. What you're saying.
01:12:20
But I just don't agree.
01:12:21
You guys have shown your cards.
01:12:23
You guys were so, We're.
01:12:26
No, you know, we offend everybody. We make fun of everyone.
01:12:28
That's how Eminem was.
01:12:29
And then at some point,
01:12:31
it was very obvious that, oh, he's picking and choosing who he's making fun of.
01:12:35
And he's not just making fun of everyone.
01:12:37
He's making fun of, oh, Republicans only and skipping on on the Democrats.
01:12:41
Same thing with SNL.
01:12:42
What happened with Senator Republicans
01:12:45
and SNL jumped the shark the last four years.
01:12:48
Just now they're finally starting to recoup.
01:12:51
Ever since that 50 year fucking celebration episode,
01:12:53
they're finally now starting to get trust back in their audience.
01:12:58
And I feel like Eminem discarded a lot of his fanbase,
01:13:01
even though his last album did amazing.
01:13:03
But, again, you're you're you're if you're not poking fun at both sides.
01:13:09
And again, we already criticize
01:13:10
the fact that all they are doing is just redoing the Saddam angle to a tee.
01:13:15
And so they're not really being creative at all.
01:13:17
And then it really makes no do you have to you're trying to call deeper into it.
01:13:21
So I'm saying like I
01:13:24
yeah that's that's the stupid more and more comes out constantly that
01:13:27
that Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden were trying
01:13:31
to dismantle our.
01:13:38
Entire
01:13:41
voting system.
01:13:45
Larry Sinclair,
01:13:46
safest and secure elections in the whole world.
01:13:49
In fact, this is a perfect doing it.
01:13:52
I mean, causing
01:13:54
something, telling Trump that he was doing it like, I know you're doing it.
01:13:58
Literally think it was.
01:14:00
So everyone, everyone now thinks it was Trump.
01:14:02
You think it was the Clintons and Obama?
01:14:04
I think it was fucking FDR in 1913.
01:14:08
Truman.
01:14:09
And then guys, the year we know it, well, they're all part of a country, right?
01:14:12
Oh, and just for historical context, World War one started in 1914.
01:14:17
I mean, you remember Hong Kong Phooey.
01:14:19
I mean, we saw that on YouTube.
01:14:21
Although let me just tell you, cartoon from the cartoon first,
01:14:25
the Federal Reserve had neither federal nor has any reserves,
01:14:30
but I was like a little kid in the 80s controls all of our money.
01:14:33
There was a lot of good cartoons back then.
01:14:35
There was no was the IRS or something was racist.
01:14:37
It was great.
01:14:38
It was created the exact same year
01:14:40
the private bank took over all of our money.
01:14:42
Yeah, I'm sure it's a coincidence that that was the year they started taxing you.
01:14:46
Like you work, they print,
01:14:49
and then you pay them back with interest.
01:14:52
Yeah, that makes sense.
01:14:53
The next thing created was the Rockefeller Foundation.
01:14:56
Yeah. And let's be real, that was all about philanthropy.
01:14:59
It's not like they took control of medicine.
01:15:01
This is all new Zealand didn't spare change in 1991.
01:15:05
Come on. What do you guys give me something.
01:15:07
Who's donating money? Yeah, it's not like they were buying.
01:15:09
You watch a Michael Moore documentary soon.
01:15:11
That worked out so well, right?
01:15:13
Because people are healthier and change more, cycle more or whatever, right?
01:15:16
Oh, yeah, I don't know. Is it.
01:15:17
I thought it was, was, 1 or 2. Good, good.
01:15:20
I mean, that sounds like a good thing, right?
01:15:21
That can't I mean, if it's well sourced, the sourcing is good.
01:15:24
His spin is people. I'm not.
01:15:26
Even though it was a charity, they never really gave to anyone. No.
01:15:30
They just took their money and invested in pharmaceutical drugs.
01:15:33
Oh. And chemo.
01:15:34
Yeah.
01:15:34
Instead of taking that money and investing in companies
01:15:36
that were trying to find a cure.
01:15:37
No, because a cure is not profitable.
01:15:39
Obviously, from the military that were later banned.
01:15:43
Yeah.
01:15:43
That's a good thing that this guy's not putting into people then also created
01:15:47
in 1913, the ADL, the Anti-Defamation hold on.
01:15:50
Sure. Yeah.
01:15:51
It's about civil rights. Yeah, totally.
01:15:53
It's not about censoring people or, you know, silencing critics.
01:15:56
And then in 1914, so was it in 1930.
01:16:00
That is the US.
01:16:01
I mean, it just does all the grief in the world.
01:16:03
Why don't we just revert it back?
01:16:05
Same families that created the fed, the IRS, the Rockefeller Foundation,
01:16:10
the American Cancer Society, the ADL, again, just a coincidence.
01:16:15
Oh, I'd also like to point out that a year prior to 1930, 1912.
01:16:19
Yeah, that was when the Titanic sank.
01:16:21
And it's funny how three of the wealthiest individuals on
01:16:24
that ship were the loudest voices opposed to central banking.
01:16:27
Oh, and there's also the little tidbit that JP Morgan allegedly, allegedly,
01:16:31
that's ignoring the last second.
01:16:33
But yeah, that's conspiracy. That's tinfoil hat talk.
01:16:36
So what's happened since 1913?
01:16:38
Well, the dollar has lost 99% of its value.
01:16:41
Our debt has just become like a number that we ignore.
01:16:45
Middle class.
01:16:46
It's just become a no more is now an industry just shows number.
01:16:50
Oh, yeah.
01:16:50
And your money isn't your shows are number anymore.
01:16:54
Like, it's just not
01:16:56
real.
01:16:57
It's not backed by anything.
01:16:58
The numbers I mean that that that prime manipulated
01:17:02
like look, if you're worried about it's backed by something conquered or rebellion
01:17:07
or here this some undermine mind when you're born more than 100 years.
01:17:11
When you're born, you're given a value of your labor for your entire life.
01:17:15
And that is used
01:17:18
as stock basically for, you know, for gross
01:17:22
national product for your country.
01:17:25
Really count the care you make.
01:17:27
I was founder of the, is the receipt.
01:17:32
Yeah.
01:17:33
I always want to hear the like
01:17:34
when you die, they try to assign how much money you would have,
01:17:37
like, made over your lifetime.
01:17:38
And, and then they, they give that to your family.
01:17:43
I wonder if that has anything to do with, what you're saying.
01:17:46
Yeah. Good.
01:17:48
Here's what Gary saying.
01:17:49
I talked about this.
01:17:51
You worked on a paper about this called the solution hypothesis, which is a
01:17:55
a great reference, by the way.
01:17:56
And for anyone listening, if you know, you know, and it was where the kind of
01:18:01
like when people if, you know, you know, civilization in the geological record.
01:18:04
So what did you find?
01:18:05
I don't think you told the audience you got a job at this.
01:18:08
I believe that we were more capable than we are now.
01:18:11
At many times in our we were. Yeah, yeah, this is like history.
01:18:14
I asked them about like, what are we doing here? Like, well, you know.
01:18:15
And the woman sat me down, said, well possible the climate is changing
01:18:18
because a given activity and we're interested in if that's true or not.
01:18:21
Is there anybody that thinks the pyramids
01:18:22
were a natural phenomenon that just about that melted.
01:18:26
All right.
01:18:27
But what's happened with climate change is just that
01:18:28
we're it's about human beings being so freaking successful, right?
01:18:31
We harvest so much energy from the planet and use it to build civilization.
01:18:35
That is having a feedback.
01:18:36
So I was asking whether or not maybe every civilization gets this point.
01:18:39
So I actually. So this was obscene.
01:18:40
Yeah.
01:18:40
See, I learned that
01:18:41
I learned that on fladge rants about the different planet levels.
01:18:44
You got the planet that can create some energy.
01:18:46
Then you got the next level of planet
01:18:48
that can create enough energy to fuel its entire planet.
01:18:51
Then you got the next level where that planet can actually
01:18:54
make more energy than it needs, and fuel space expansion.
01:18:58
We are somewhere.
01:19:02
I mean, do you think we make
01:19:03
do you think that we are some way that we are somewhere in between there?
01:19:06
But I don't know, between which I think we don't make enough energy
01:19:10
to power the whole planet yet.
01:19:13
I mean, we could if we did fusion and ship, but we don't.
01:19:17
Or fission, whichever the healthy one is, that stops when we're done.
01:19:20
Not the one that that heats up the rods and they stay hot for millennia.
01:19:25
Now you heat up my rod the good way.
01:19:28
Who's the one that is hot?
01:19:29
For a millennium Research Institute that I worked in in 1986.
01:19:31
You know, you should contact your doctor if it stays hot for more than four hours.
01:19:35
I got this crazy idea that maybe aliens trigger climate change.
01:19:37
And I said, I know it's crazy, you know?
01:19:39
And of course, there's never been any other civilization for maybe a god.
01:19:42
God, you know, that the sun like, triggered climate change.
01:19:45
The craziest freaking idea anybody ever heard.
01:19:47
You know, aliens driven climate change.
01:19:48
And he just totally acted me crazy.
01:19:50
Like, how do you know there's never been another civilization on Earth?
01:19:53
And he wasn't saying that there was.
01:19:54
He was asking. And this is what so beautiful about science.
01:19:56
He was asking the question that nobody ever asked before.
01:19:58
How would you know?
01:19:59
Yes, there was another technological way.
01:20:02
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what what what what?
01:20:06
He just made a statement that said no one had ever asked the questions.
01:20:08
And how would you even know?
01:20:10
Every time aliens are brought up on the show, I say we wouldn't even know.
01:20:14
And I say I show pictures of insects and weird things in the sea.
01:20:18
And so sometimes even.
01:20:20
Yeah,
01:20:20
and sometimes a picture of Gary and I say, clearly, aliens are already among us.
01:20:24
How would we know?
01:20:25
We keep saying we keep waiting.
01:20:27
And there's like, I think the last time I did
01:20:28
it was like 2 or 3 shows ago, and it was the praying mantis.
01:20:31
I said, that's a fucking alien.
01:20:34
Some people say Dennis Rodman is an alien,
01:20:37
but for him to say that nobody has ever suggested that
01:20:40
aliens are among us is the stupidest thing I've heard ever on the show.
01:20:44
That says something because there's been some stupid shit on the show
01:20:47
100 million years ago.
01:20:48
You don't think aliens are among the Earth?
01:20:49
You know the surface of the Earth is constantly being.
01:20:51
Hang on. No, I said he said no one.
01:20:54
Listen. Listen to what he said.
01:20:56
Earth.
01:20:56
You know, the surface of the Earth is constantly listening,
01:20:58
shaped by to check all civilization on Earth, say, 500 million years ago.
01:21:01
Because what happens is the Earth, you know, the surface of.
01:21:03
You never had to ask before, how would you notice?
01:21:06
Nobody's ever asked before.
01:21:07
That's what he was asking. This is such a beautiful backside.
01:21:10
He was asking the question that nobody ever asked before.
01:21:12
How would you know if there was another technological civilization on earth?
01:21:17
I evidence I've asked that.
01:21:20
And the answer is you wouldn't know. That was my point.
01:21:22
If it if it's in the bottom of the ocean, what if it's whole point is
01:21:26
it has some type of undetectable ability, like isn't there people that say you
01:21:30
you can't capture spirits or anything from a different realm?
01:21:33
Because what like on a camera that reason why nothing,
01:21:37
no phenomenon has ever been captured on photography.
01:21:40
I keep forgetting to finish my thought captured on photography
01:21:43
is because they can they can somehow and erase it.
01:21:47
That's why they're never been captured. I've heard people suggest that.
01:21:49
That's why there's no proof.
01:21:50
Then why are all the ghost videos out there of people capturing?
01:21:55
But they're not the only.
01:21:56
The fake ones are out. The real ones.
01:21:57
Somehow the paranormal activity can somehow stop it
01:22:00
from happening the same, or some of them can.
01:22:06
The the real one.
01:22:08
I just want to point out that what he said is not true.
01:22:11
There's been people that have actually suggested that there's
01:22:15
much more advanced civilizations,
01:22:18
and it was me, and he wasn't saying that there was.
01:22:21
He was asking, and this is what's so beautiful about science.
01:22:23
He was asking the question that nobody's ever asked before.
01:22:25
I had asked it if there was another technological civilization
01:22:28
on Earth, say, 500 million years ago, you wouldn't know if it was.
01:22:31
I don't know if it's among us.
01:22:33
You wouldn't know what a profound.
01:22:35
We'd like to think we're smart enough an egotistical enough
01:22:37
to think that we would know if they're among us.
01:22:39
But, dude, we look at a praying mantis that can you
01:22:41
can we track back somebody and be like, yeah, we can.
01:22:44
Can we track back where Praying Mantis came from?
01:22:46
Do you know that we have to talk about this is a perfect segue.
01:22:49
Do you know that eels
01:22:52
have never reproduced?
01:22:54
They don't have reproduce. I'm sorry, they don't.
01:22:55
They don't have reproductive organs.
01:22:57
I'm going to be corrected real fast because I researched this more.
01:22:59
But before I knew that it was fascinating.
01:23:01
For a long time we did not know how eels reproduced.
01:23:05
They just did.
01:23:08
And some people suggested that they were
01:23:10
just the mud and something would combine and poof, eels.
01:23:14
Because, you know, we're stupid.
01:23:16
Science is stupid.
01:23:17
Only what we know and we cannot disprove.
01:23:20
But then later we found out, spoiler alert, that eels develop
01:23:23
their reproductive way late in life, right?
01:23:27
Right before they they need to actually fuck with it.
01:23:31
The Earth, you know, the surface of the Earth
01:23:32
is constantly being reshaped by plate tectonics.
01:23:34
So there literally is no ground left over, you know, just small amounts of actual.
01:23:38
Sure, sure.
01:23:39
Continental.
01:23:40
Imagine like the desert to the sand 500 million years ago.
01:23:43
So if you had a vibrant
01:23:44
ecological solution, a lot less time, 10,000 years, which would be
01:23:47
we've only been around like 200 years as a technological civilization.
01:23:50
How would you know?
01:23:50
Where would you look for clues? So 200 years.
01:23:53
So what is right, I guess what's what is he considering?
01:23:56
Like a locomotive is, you know what?
01:23:57
What dust. Really?
01:23:58
Just the starter left that you could detect after.
01:24:00
I would have thought about the arrow.
01:24:02
Maybe with the arrow technology, of course, is going to be fossils.
01:24:05
That's really the be the we again, because the earth shifts,
01:24:08
you know, there wouldn't be.
01:24:08
And so what you get is to think that our time period is the previously right.
01:24:12
Most fossils of the most smartest light, ancient life on Earth
01:24:16
constitutes a tiny fraction of all of the, species that were around that.
01:24:20
So most things, the majority of things, do not get fossilized.
01:24:23
So if you had a 10,000 year long civilization, which is,
01:24:25
you know, a blink of the eye geologically, you probably wouldn't get fossils.
01:24:29
Now, that's I think that's still an open research question.
01:24:31
You know, people need to look at.
01:24:32
But let's assume that it's true that, like, that's just too short for,
01:24:34
you know, to leave any imprints.
01:24:35
So then you'd have to look at things like, the strata, the rock strata,
01:24:38
and look for clues like isotopic clues, like the composition of those strategies.
01:24:42
Can you see like, oh, wow.
01:24:43
There's like, weird levels of, you know, of,
01:24:45
you know, certain kinds of chemicals that you wouldn't expect.
01:24:47
So he called this whole idea the Silurian hypothesis because he's a doctor who fan.
01:24:51
And, there's the Sirians are the lizard.
01:24:53
So we talked about this before as far as proof and fossilization.
01:24:58
And if there's, like, monoliths and pyramids and the only thing left,
01:25:01
even in our own time period, we are taking away
01:25:03
books and tablets, stone tablets and turning them into these.
01:25:09
See this?
01:25:10
You see this on the screen,
01:25:13
and you eventually see that
01:25:15
eventually this might eventually this might turn into this.
01:25:19
It's just a little a little, you know, a little crystal.
01:25:21
It already is.
01:25:22
It's called an SD card.
01:25:23
Oh, you mean like a little that
01:25:24
we would not even an identifiable cable plug like this.
01:25:27
It's just some weird thing that we don't know.
01:25:28
Like Superman, they have those weird crystals
01:25:30
that he pops into his thing and all this.
01:25:32
You know, he pops in a new thing. Yeah, that's what I said.
01:25:34
We just,
01:25:36
Whatever he says you think he says is. Oh.
01:25:38
And then he says, father, and he talks to his father, which is really weird.
01:25:41
That's even weirder. Right?
01:25:42
You stick something in, and then you talk to your father.
01:25:44
Go on with that one. That's a that's a better joke.
01:25:47
My point is, is without the interface or without the instruction manual,
01:25:50
we could be surrounded
01:25:51
with ancient knowledge, ancient documents that we just don't know how to read.
01:25:55
Because those tectonic plates smooth it over.
01:25:58
We lost the key. We lost the knowledge.
01:26:01
That doesn't mean it was there.
01:26:02
Library of Alexandria.
01:26:06
And supposedly the Catholic Church has a bunch of,
01:26:08
books that, you know, and information that they don't want the world knowing.
01:26:12
Yeah, the epic, the epoch,
01:26:14
a pack of epochs.
01:26:19
I don't I don't know how to do them. And, yeah.
01:26:21
Are they're an ancient species, you know, from their previous.
01:26:24
So that was the idea that we look at.
01:26:25
It's funny because it made got a huge amount of press.
01:26:26
And of course, we weren't saying there was a technological civilization.
01:26:29
We were just saying, how would you know?
01:26:31
And you wouldn't you absolutely wouldn't.
01:26:35
Especially if the. Yeah.
01:26:36
Because the disaster,
01:26:37
if something hit and fried our atmosphere, it would vaporize everything.
01:26:41
Pretty sure that's what that point was.
01:26:44
Removing any evidence of any type of, past at all.
01:26:49
I see, for some reason, I wasn't looking at the screen.
01:26:52
Sidebar. Why?
01:26:53
Who are you running in Hong Kong before?
01:26:54
Because it's stupid Gary.
01:26:56
Of course.
01:26:56
Stupid Gary.
01:26:59
A long, long time ago, a long, long time
01:27:03
ago, in a place called Fladge Rant.
01:27:06
Gary used to do his monologue
01:27:10
before his wife.
01:27:14
Something that runs a rant.
01:27:17
I don't know.
01:27:21
You can't. You can't use.
01:27:22
Maybe you just
01:27:25
think you hit it.
01:27:29
Hey hey hey hey. Oh.
01:27:34
Hey hey hey.
01:27:37
What?
01:27:42
That is really all for the timing, but it's kind of cool.
01:27:46
It's.
01:27:48
It it's bizarre.
01:27:52
I don't know what you're.
01:27:56
Just.
01:27:57
You are you.
01:28:06
You. Say,
01:28:11
are we going to get flagged?
01:28:13
Yeah.
01:28:17
Do you think we get flagged for playing Rumble content on YouTube?
01:28:21
Yeah.
01:28:22
If it's copyrighted, they don't care where you get it from.
01:28:24
If it's cap.
01:28:27
Oh, it's somebody that got kicked off of YouTube, actually.
01:28:29
So, I mean, drivers when you said drat, the only thing I think
01:28:33
the only thing I think of is Dick dastardly from Wacky Races 1968 cartoon.
01:28:39
I just think watch this.
01:28:40
It literally the only person who
01:28:43
I know uses that word in today's standards.
01:28:47
Oh drat.
01:28:48
Draft.
01:28:49
Yeah.
01:28:53
Wheels in the wacky racing.
01:28:54
Competing for the dog.
01:28:56
Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamor gal of the gas pedal.
01:29:01
Thanks.
01:29:01
We have the ball.
01:29:02
Yeah, I have a touch of technology. 1968.
01:29:05
Lipstick in her hand. Right?
01:29:07
I mean, what do I.
01:29:09
And there's the Arkansas trucker.
01:29:10
But when you look at what Vermeer
01:29:13
saw, races
01:29:14
that looked a lot like so sexist, so racist, disastrously.
01:29:18
And in fact, that's so I was so good.
01:29:20
And he got out of the he's crying man to try and get these,
01:29:26
disposable income.
01:29:27
They want it back and he's got a penis car to a post by scripting disaster.
01:29:32
Yes. Like he's in Gary's car.
01:29:34
And the way they go on the.
01:29:38
I think that's where they got it from.
01:29:42
The penis girl.
01:29:42
Hey hey hey,
01:29:44
the penis car bonus car.
01:29:46
Oh, is that better?
01:29:48
More intimate,
01:29:51
more bright, vibrant chicken.
01:29:53
Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken
01:29:57
chicken chicken chicken chicken. No.
01:30:02
All right, well, I've got some 911 stuff.
01:30:06
I've got, some, I know that weird.
01:30:10
That truck driver that, made that U-turn that killed people.
01:30:13
We haven't really discussed that at all.
01:30:14
Not that we're going to go into length,
01:30:15
but there's a couple things I thought was interesting.
01:30:18
I've got, a school shooting situation.
01:30:23
You mean a toddler death,
01:30:26
toddler death, gay couple?
01:30:28
Monkey meat?
01:30:35
That elk
01:30:35
bitch that died because we missed that, and Gary pointed that up.
01:30:38
I didn't tell anybody.
01:30:40
Update update on the 15 year old
01:30:43
that they found at the cemetery, apparently, he was not being buried.
01:30:46
Apparently they dumped him there.
01:30:48
So, two persons are in, two persons are in, and, of interest are in custody.
01:30:53
Well, we'll dive into that.
01:30:54
Got some sandwich stuff, and then some, deer flags
01:30:58
and, honestly, I mean, sandwich. I,
01:31:02
a lot of it kind of is more
01:31:06
leaning toward
01:31:08
disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of jabber speech given.
01:31:11
Folks, listen up before we dive deeper into the circus of coolness
01:31:13
and uncensored banter.
01:31:14
Here's our no nonsense disclaimer, served with a side of white humor.
01:31:17
Look, we're here for the time, knowledge, ever correct time. All right?
01:31:19
In this crazy world where snowflakes, applesauce and Deborah critique,
01:31:21
we're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:31:24
So here's our article. Let's get jabber.
01:31:25
This algebra of our discourse, be it from guest hosts or any random memo.
01:31:28
Is it tickle your funny bone ginger gray matter and you can put up more than one
01:31:32
some serious accidental article to jabber everyone equally.
01:31:35
We're equal jibber offenders, all right?
01:31:37
We don't give a hoot about your
01:31:38
race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs.
01:31:40
We're here to roast everyone from politicians to our own sorry selves.
01:31:42
No jealousy, not even grandmother.
01:31:44
The article three screw political jabber person.
01:31:46
We could hold your hand or jabber anything.
01:31:48
So if our jabber friend you,
01:31:49
we're not responsible for any feathers or jibber feelings.
01:31:52
But hey, if you can take the heat,
01:31:53
we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs and maybe a couple
01:31:56
fake news.
01:31:56
Alert the tail rumors, right?
01:31:58
Like you grew here. I was given her a $3 bill.
01:32:00
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
01:32:02
whether alive or pushing up daisies, it's right here.
01:32:05
Hitting the bottle too hard.
01:32:06
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber who cares?
01:32:09
Article jabber cause why not parody and jabber our bread and butter toast.
01:32:12
And you like this to actual people or characters.
01:32:14
It's just as oh, I got a reason for a jabber.
01:32:17
We might not be the smartest,
01:32:18
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble so and cogent.
01:32:21
If you've made it this far without getting your ideas in a jiffy, then congrats!
01:32:24
You're our kind of people.
01:32:25
We're just here to crack a few tasteless joke about some jabber, joy
01:32:28
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the freaking time.
01:32:31
So buckle up and get ready for a wild ride through the absurdity of our humor.
01:32:35
While fladge rants live.
01:32:37
You're a modern day Socrates, Gary.
01:32:51
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:32:52
let's get ready for
01:32:58
the zombie.
01:33:00
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
01:33:02
Ready to rumble?
01:33:06
You go when you get the mic up in.
01:33:09
Oh, the hell, dude,
01:33:14
the fuck was it?
01:33:15
It's cutting right to it.
01:33:16
Did you call the child the nigger? Word?
01:33:19
That little?
01:33:21
So that gives you the right to call the child five year old nigger the N-word?
01:33:25
You know, that's a hate speech.
01:33:27
I don't give a shit.
01:33:28
Fuck off.
01:33:31
Fuck off.
01:33:32
Others not video.
01:33:33
I thought there was video of the elk. That would have been amazing.
01:33:36
I know, I know, right?
01:33:38
If she had a dash cam or something or something else I know, dude, they're rich.
01:33:41
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good point.
01:33:44
She probably driving a Tesla.
01:33:46
But you get multiple footage.
01:33:48
My wife corrected me. Was he driving?
01:33:53
I thought she was driving.
01:33:54
She said.
01:33:55
She said he he was driving and she died. Do that.
01:33:57
I was like, oh, fuck that dude.
01:33:59
I'm not. Well, I probably jumped on her from her side.
01:34:01
I would assume.
01:34:03
Then I don't know what the fuck.
01:34:05
Yeah, because if you're driving
01:34:07
on the right side of the road, that's much more likely.
01:34:09
Alexandrova, crowned vice Miss Russia in 2017,
01:34:13
lost her life following a horrific car accident in Russia.
01:34:17
But we got better at this bullshit.
01:34:19
The 30 year old was a passenger in her husband's Porsche Panamera
01:34:22
when an ALP suddenly darted onto the road, crashing through the windshield.
01:34:27
The animal, the Porsche Panamera, was out of fucking one of the SUV.
01:34:31
More is. Or is that?
01:34:32
I think that's the.
01:34:33
Yeah, the yeah, that's an SUV moron because Mooses are tall,
01:34:37
so I'm assuming they took his legs out and probably crash
01:34:39
right into the fucking windshield or the A-pillar.
01:34:42
They say Mooses did you say Mooses miss the most?
01:34:45
I think it's just Alexandra was head
01:34:47
causing catastrophic like Cher left her unconscious.
01:34:51
According to reports.
01:34:52
I don't mean to be insensitive, but said she was 30.
01:34:54
These folks, she looks 20.
01:34:56
Celebrated model and former Miss Universe 2017 contestant.
01:35:00
I'd like to see more photos. Yeah. There we go.
01:35:02
Okay, after the crash, it's still 2017.
01:35:05
Dude, that's ten years ago. She's 22.
01:35:07
I mean, she's beautiful, but I could point out some flaws as confirmed.
01:35:10
But she needs a lot of meat on her bones. She might have survived.
01:35:13
Accident occurred just four months after her marriage.
01:35:16
I'm all for femininity, but if I take a woman out in the woods,
01:35:19
I want to be able to come back if I'm trying to survive out the world.
01:35:21
I didn't just take a woman out of the woods.
01:35:23
That's not what I meant in Las Vegas.
01:35:25
But I joined the top 16 trying to find a wife to survive in the wilderness.
01:35:29
I would like one.
01:35:31
Her untimely death has said she's going to survive the community
01:35:34
and be able to say her name.
01:35:36
Lighting the things you can.
01:35:38
You kanisha.
01:35:40
And it's in such a bright I call her Alex.
01:35:42
The fragility of India.
01:35:44
The last king, king in eastern Asia.
01:35:49
Can you see? Can you, can it Kinesis tape.
01:35:52
The key is probably silent, can dictate whatever.
01:35:55
Dude, I like when I, whenever I read this headline, I hear your chicken drop.
01:35:58
Everything was covered in blood.
01:36:00
Is all that he said the husband.
01:36:05
He thought everything was covered in blood.
01:36:07
The chicken drop.
01:36:11
The blood rushing out.
01:36:12
Yeah, blood was gushing.
01:36:14
And I was like, trying to apply pressure to it.
01:36:16
And it kept charging at me.
01:36:18
That's the that's the husband's quote from the accident.
01:36:21
It sounds like, oh, I'm like, why are they showing Trump?
01:36:24
Because obviously the Miss Universe, the.
01:36:27
Of course, of course he had to say something.
01:36:29
You had to make it about him.
01:36:31
Oh no. I think now the video already switched over.
01:36:33
That's today's headline.
01:36:34
That's that has nothing to do with now,
01:36:36
see, even that joke right there was like in full sarcasm
01:36:39
because I don't think Trump makes everything about him.
01:36:40
But that's a way better joke than any joke on South Park towards Trump. I,
01:36:46
I oh, the woman got hit by an okay because she was a miss universe pageant.
01:36:51
Oh, I wonder how Trump made it about him.
01:36:54
That's actually kind of funny.
01:36:55
I got there was so much it was so I could have made fun of Trump.
01:37:00
Trump has a small penis, Here's a small dick.
01:37:02
So I've told the story about, when I was on the ski hill
01:37:07
and, these kids blew past these little kids,
01:37:10
like, there's, lines where you got multiple groups of people.
01:37:13
So if you happen to be a solo, they've got this little side,
01:37:15
you know, they have the little you're is you've done this shit before.
01:37:18
They have their little side covered lane
01:37:19
sometimes for a solo to add on to the to the to the left chair sometimes.
01:37:24
And there was two little kids that were got blown past by.
01:37:26
They like almost knocked the kids fucking over.
01:37:29
And so I get to the top of the ski lift to say something. It's
01:37:32
I would knock
01:37:32
kids fucking over to the family fucking hill
01:37:37
anyways. So.
01:37:40
And oh, I was saying, sidecar Lane.
01:37:44
Oh. So they were they, I thought I was younger than I was,
01:37:48
and so they're like, oh, I'm just saying I look younger.
01:37:52
We're in ski stuff. I think they thought it was the same.
01:37:53
And I'm like, dude, I'm like 35. Like, what? Are you fucking like one for me?
01:37:56
You guys are fucking because the kid was like, oh, all right.
01:37:59
Have you have you been drinking?
01:38:00
And it's like, yeah, I'm like, they serve it down.
01:38:03
They're like, what are you talking about?
01:38:04
Like, I've been around the block, buddy.
01:38:06
I know how this works.
01:38:08
But the dude almost tried fighting me,
01:38:10
and then I, he I was pushing his buttons, and the one guy playing.
01:38:16
I was pushing his buttons, and the one gay guy
01:38:17
finally laid hands on me, and then I got kicked because I watched.
01:38:21
I knew
01:38:23
I got him kicked off the mountain and him and his friends, but,
01:38:27
whole point of that was initially when they started
01:38:30
fucking with me, they started making jokes about how my dick was small,
01:38:34
and I just kind of was like, whatever.
01:38:37
And my girlfriend is right there, and she's just like.
01:38:39
And they're like, oh, you. You fucked this guy with a small dick.
01:38:41
And she's just like, laughing. And it's like it, you know what I mean?
01:38:44
Like it's it.
01:38:44
Fuck starts a conversation like that.
01:38:47
It's like, oh, good one, you got me, darn it.
01:38:51
You know, that's my.
01:38:53
I whip my dick out. I
01:38:57
you got me.
01:38:57
Oh, God.
01:38:58
You know, it stinks so bad.
01:38:59
It's just crazy. Okay, I get your point.
01:39:03
I have a point.
01:39:04
Bunch of bunch of 18 year old, 18 to 21 year old kids.
01:39:08
That's the that's that's what they gravitated for.
01:39:11
Brilliant.
01:39:11
Maybe I'm a little bit the veterans of the fucking comedy television show.
01:39:17
Don't you automatically have empathy for not only the writers of the show,
01:39:21
but 18 year old dickheads on a fucking ski hill?
01:39:24
I mean, they're like, no, they're 18, I was 18, I was stupid,
01:39:29
but I do have a drawer story about an old man at,
01:39:32
a, bar slash restaurant that had great.
01:39:39
I wasn't going to bring this up yet, but since we're in the story mode,
01:39:42
and this is kind of ties into a deer flag as well of because I'm curious
01:39:45
as to what Brady would do each each step of the.
01:39:50
Keep walking right on you with my.
01:39:51
That's okay.
01:39:52
My my my bestie and I go to a restaurant bar situation.
01:39:56
Whoa.
01:39:58
Your dog.
01:40:01
Yeah we're respectful on the flat Rant show
01:40:05
so I don't know what you were saying.
01:40:06
Oh we call all women bitches here
01:40:09
by the way I'm on
01:40:12
I mean is Gary.
01:40:18
So we're
01:40:18
sitting at a table, you know, we've, we've, we come here fairly often enough.
01:40:22
The bar was kind of full. There was like a family.
01:40:24
There was like,
01:40:25
you know, mostly usually couples are at this place at this time of day.
01:40:29
Maybe a child on a rare occasion because,
01:40:33
people just bring their, their kid in with, you know, it's
01:40:35
like not a big family thing, but it's usually like one kid piled one.
01:40:41
So we order food
01:40:43
and it literally gets delivered to us.
01:40:46
And like, I'm about to, like, reach for my burger.
01:40:48
Explaining how restaurants work.
01:40:51
You're a typical old, old.
01:40:52
I love these people because I love watching them.
01:40:55
I love analyzing them.
01:40:56
The old fuck that has no life, that sits at the bar that drinks by himself,
01:41:00
that thinks the bartenders and the people that sit at the bar are his best friends.
01:41:04
Yeah. So he was always Bill.
01:41:07
Yeah.
01:41:07
It's like fucking no, it's it's literally what?
01:41:09
Was it circle cake?
01:41:12
It is going to be when he's older.
01:41:14
That's not fair.
01:41:15
Circle cakes bustin his ass.
01:41:17
He's hoping to find a fucking dude so this woman can make a sandwich
01:41:21
and get married.
01:41:22
As I'm about to grab my burger, he the he come, he leaves his area.
01:41:27
It comes to go to the bathroom.
01:41:28
When he passes by us, and my girlfriend is sitting next to me.
01:41:32
We're at a four seater.
01:41:34
And we are both sitting on the same side.
01:41:36
Booth. Okay.
01:41:37
Booth. Yeah, I table top table.
01:41:40
Most tables are four seaters,
01:41:42
but our four seater bar top table, they have a two seater in there.
01:41:45
And so we're both sitting on the same side so we can people watch
01:41:48
in the other direction.
01:41:49
And so because you want to sit next to me because we're like,
01:41:52
hold on a second, you sit, you sit on the same side of the booth,
01:41:54
you same, same side of the table. We did today. We did.
01:41:57
We did today or yesterday.
01:41:59
This was, maybe two days ago.
01:42:02
Was this yesterday?
01:42:02
No, this is fucking yesterday.
01:42:04
Oh, no, it's a Saturday.
01:42:06
Whatever. Who cares?
01:42:06
So he gets up from a seat in the bar, goes to the bathroom, and as I'm like,
01:42:11
we just got our food.
01:42:11
I'm, like, about to reach for my burger.
01:42:13
And he, like, he puts his fist out.
01:42:15
My girlfriend's wearing a tiger saying goes, oh, a Tigers fan.
01:42:18
And he puts his fist out over my food like,
01:42:20
and my girlfriend's in the middle of trying to eat and like, I'm like, try.
01:42:23
And he wants to fist pound my girlfriend for wearing a tiger's.
01:42:27
It's tough.
01:42:28
Can you a fucking metro Detroit, please use your Tigers
01:42:32
fan or your Tigers fan please say fist free.
01:42:35
I think everyone I think everyone's a Tigers fan in fucking Michigan.
01:42:39
I think everyone's alliance fan in fucking Michigan.
01:42:40
I think everyone's a Pistons fan in fucking Michigan. Please.
01:42:43
Like what is that, a fist pound?
01:42:45
I want to kick his ass just by hearing he wants a fist pound.
01:42:47
Your wife.
01:42:48
I'm just saying. So.
01:42:49
So I mean, if you see somebody
01:42:52
really quick, something else but his fist really quick,
01:42:56
and then he moves about and I'm just like, what the fuck was that?
01:42:59
I say it out loud, but he didn't hear me.
01:43:01
And before I know it, you know, he goes, he's already back in his seat.
01:43:04
I have no idea that because I'm eating my burger
01:43:06
like everything's fucking hunky dory in my world.
01:43:08
Whatever. That was kind of weird.
01:43:10
But call your girlfriend your burger. You know?
01:43:12
You know these people I I'm do I should be a psychologist.
01:43:16
I should get into psychiatry because I love people watching.
01:43:18
I understand the human.
01:43:23
That's what this is.
01:43:24
I can just tell.
01:43:26
I can just tell exactly the type of person you are.
01:43:28
Just from that move right there.
01:43:30
You saw an attractive female.
01:43:32
Regardless, it didn't matter that he was sitting with you, felt like interjecting
01:43:36
and trying to either hit on her or feel like you're you're up it, dude.
01:43:39
It doesn't matter. I don't give a fuck.
01:43:41
We're sitting right next to each other, does literally nothing get copied?
01:43:44
So, no no no, hang on, hang on, hang on.
01:43:47
First of all, give me the.
01:43:49
Just calm the fuck down.
01:43:51
I am getting to the last word.
01:43:55
Second of all, I never blame a man for taking his shot.
01:43:59
Even if it's at my woman. Dude, it's so hard now.
01:44:02
Like, 65 years old and was 30.
01:44:07
I said his shared urine.
01:44:09
Wait, were you at Alliance or what?
01:44:11
Did he say? Tigers. Whatever sport he said. I forgot.
01:44:15
What did you.
01:44:15
What was the Tigers?
01:44:16
It's the Tigers. You at Tigers event.
01:44:19
No, no. So that.
01:44:21
All right. So that's that's a little creepy.
01:44:23
We like it.
01:44:23
What's 5:00 at night?
01:44:25
And we were getting a late dinner, and we were just kind of enjoying ourselves.
01:44:28
There were several other couples at tables around us.
01:44:31
There was only one table with, like, a solo dude by himself.
01:44:35
And this dude was at the bar and the end of the bar and whatever.
01:44:38
So that's not even half of what happened.
01:44:41
So we finish eating our food, we're finishing our we're
01:44:45
we're like midway through our drinks.
01:44:46
Usually we might get another one
01:44:49
and then we'll go to a very, very local
01:44:52
secondary establishment that's very close by.
01:44:55
If I mention exactly where it is, he might figure out,
01:44:57
I don't know, who cares? There's no audience.
01:44:59
Anyway, and we go get a drink there because the bar they make fancier,
01:45:03
they make better drinks, they know how to make drinks better.
01:45:07
And maybe upstairs from whatever.
01:45:09
But, so
01:45:12
the dude comes. The dude.
01:45:14
The dude gets up from the bar.
01:45:16
This is maybe, like ten, 15 minutes later comes walking towards our table
01:45:21
and kind of hesitates for a second and I'm thinking like,
01:45:23
oh, does he want to talk to me about what just happened before?
01:45:27
And I'm like, thinking he probably doesn't even know that I was about that.
01:45:30
Right?
01:45:31
He he goes and starts to pull out the chair
01:45:34
as you sit down at will,
01:45:38
as if he's going to sit down at our table with us.
01:45:41
Well, here, dude, he's a friend now.
01:45:43
And I'm like, and I'm like, what are you doing?
01:45:46
And he's like, oh, I thought I was going to sit down and I'm like, and do what?
01:45:50
I'm like, do you not like, see, like I don't, I don't know you.
01:45:53
I'm like, what do you like, what do you want?
01:45:55
Oh, I what are you all right, can I I have a question.
01:45:59
He goes, oh what are you, the police?
01:46:01
And I'm like, no, dude, I go get the fuck out of here.
01:46:03
I'm like, what are you fucking?
01:46:05
You already said you were at a four seater.
01:46:07
So it's not like some big giant table and there's like, you got to kind of take
01:46:11
the table. That's it.
01:46:12
The guy right behind us is sitting at a table by himself and he's a solo man.
01:46:16
Sit with that guy.
01:46:17
You two can.
01:46:17
You can have a conversation about sports and tigers all fucking day.
01:46:21
But what is that, right?
01:46:22
It wasn't, like a bunch of.
01:46:24
We were at the Hall of Fame game.
01:46:25
There are a bunch of, food trucks and a bunch of giant tables.
01:46:28
And if you didn't share tables and kind of get to know people,
01:46:30
if you weren't at them, there was no place you were a couple sitting at the table.
01:46:34
There was six couples in there, roughly, and there was one table by himself
01:46:38
with a fucking dude by himself eating.
01:46:39
And he kind of went right up to that guy in bed.
01:46:41
Best friends with that motherfucker.
01:46:43
There's two people watching that knows what this means.
01:46:45
But did he have a pineapple on his shirt?
01:46:49
Dude, I don't care about that.
01:46:50
When we when we left, we kind of saw, him leave at the same time.
01:46:54
And he was.
01:46:54
He had an e-bike and he walked it down the.
01:46:57
So I was like, making a fucking scene of it because I'm
01:47:01
trying to get people's attention on what the fuck this guy's doing.
01:47:04
Right?
01:47:05
And so my girlfriend
01:47:06
staring at the guy at the bar, I'm looking around, the bartender
01:47:08
and the bartender go gets the manager, and the manager comes over.
01:47:11
And of course, the managers
01:47:12
doesn't want to do anything per se, but he goes every single year.
01:47:16
And I and I'm like. And I'm like, yeah.
01:47:18
And he goes, oh,
01:47:19
you know,
01:47:19
any kind of like glances over there and kind of and I go, yeah, I go, I go.
01:47:22
He was somewhat friendly about it, but I go, it was just fucking weird, you know?
01:47:26
Okay. Is this I'm just sitting there.
01:47:30
No, but we wanted you.
01:47:31
He went back to his seat at the bar.
01:47:33
I just kind of let it roll off.
01:47:36
But at the same time, I.
01:47:38
Then people said that the bar sat next to him,
01:47:39
and he wanted to be best friends with them for a little bit. But it's just.
01:47:42
I don't know what you were thinking you were doing, but I do not know you.
01:47:46
I don't want to know you. You are being weird.
01:47:48
You are being creepy.
01:47:49
You are sitting down at a fucking table with people that you don't know.
01:47:52
I don't, I don't get it.
01:47:53
What did you want from us? What did you expect?
01:47:55
To have a fucking wholesome conversation about?
01:47:57
The tiger's like, dude, get your own fucking life.
01:47:59
Well, but so?
01:48:00
So possibly.
01:48:01
But I mean, all you can do is say no.
01:48:04
I mean, again, he shut first. He shut everything. Woman.
01:48:07
And he he's like, well, I don't know if she's like the kid, the friendliest.
01:48:10
And I'm like, no, dude. I'm like, what the fuck do you want?
01:48:12
I'm like, get out of here. I go, go back to your fucking seat
01:48:16
message.
01:48:16
That's what I said.
01:48:17
And that tonality, that literal tonality, I'm trying to take his position.
01:48:21
I'd be like, message received.
01:48:22
And I would walk away and then I would, oh, he he.
01:48:25
So when I told him that he fucking hit, he turned he.
01:48:28
Then he was like he was going to walk away.
01:48:30
He then turned back and kind of was like like
01:48:33
he wanted to like like like sit down still like it was
01:48:38
was he was. Yeah.
01:48:39
We watched them pushes. We watched them.
01:48:41
We watched.
01:48:42
I think it was his drunk.
01:48:42
And I think he probably lost his license because he has an e-bike
01:48:46
that he pushed down the road
01:48:48
before he got on it and took some, like we watched him in the parking lot
01:48:51
because we were sitting in the car for a minute.
01:48:54
May or may or may not.
01:48:55
You know, he was just hang out, hang off.
01:48:58
This is exactly what I hate going anywhere lately.
01:49:00
People always try to get friendly
01:49:02
with me and my girlfriend no matter where the fuck we go.
01:49:06
I don't know what it is.
01:49:08
And he continues, dude, you couldn't drag me some places lately.
01:49:12
That's why I got a dog and a drink at home.
01:49:15
So that says,
01:49:16
wait, a dog.
01:49:17
Not, not, not a hot dog.
01:49:20
No, no. Because then he mentions a steak.
01:49:22
You know, he's he's obviously University of New York strip for me and my dog.
01:49:25
Yeah. Okay.
01:49:26
So said I'm going to drink.
01:49:27
I thought you went I'm like this.
01:49:29
Not what I expected.
01:49:33
You don't know the.
01:49:34
I just I don't know, is it me being antisocial or is it,
01:49:39
is it a world of people that are just stupid
01:49:42
and just needy and all they want to do is appease themselves?
01:49:47
Because typically
01:49:47
I don't want to bother other people, so I don't I don't do stuff like that.
01:49:51
Well,
01:49:52
and that's fine.
01:49:53
Like the guys in the couch averted.
01:49:56
They need to please people. They're bored.
01:49:59
There's a million reasons why you want to interact
01:50:01
with somebody in this world, especially nowadays
01:50:03
when everything's all turned upside down.
01:50:05
Where the fuck are you supposed to do that?
01:50:09
I don't know, I forget what I was in.
01:50:11
I was somewhat local and there was some guys at the bar.
01:50:12
I think I may have mentioned this too, but they happened to notice
01:50:15
I was wearing Detroit stuff and they happened to be from,
01:50:17
you know, the area.
01:50:18
And so we started having a conversation normally, like,
01:50:20
I don't want to talk to you because I'll never see you again.
01:50:22
So I'm kind of wasting my time.
01:50:24
I hung out there longer than I wanted to.
01:50:26
It was generally friendly, like we had a good time.
01:50:28
We joked, we laugh, but I'm I'm spending.
01:50:30
I'm exuding and expanding, you know, exuding energy and having the project.
01:50:35
And like with people that I'll never see ever again and as as friendly with,
01:50:40
it wasn't as nice of a conversation as it was.
01:50:42
I feel like I wasted a little bit of my time.
01:50:45
I wasted a bit of my energy.
01:50:46
They did buy me a beer.
01:50:47
The dude was nice enough to buy me a beer.
01:50:50
But at some point I had to leave and I'll never see them again.
01:50:54
And so it's kind of like, I, I don't know, I'd rather spend that time I don't know,
01:51:00
not not wasting energy on people that I'll never see again.
01:51:03
Again seem to be that way. But Ryan says you're stupid.
01:51:06
I'm sorry. He doesn't say you're stupid. Says no more.
01:51:07
People are stupid.
01:51:09
We know that last one.
01:51:10
You could call me maybe stupid for that one,
01:51:12
because that was a friendly conversation.
01:51:13
But when I run into these people, I see we we went on our honeymoon
01:51:17
to a tropical island, went to an all inclusive, had a lovely, lovely time
01:51:22
except for the neighbor that happened to be from somewhere close to Michigan.
01:51:28
So that automatically made them think we were best friends
01:51:31
and we had a schedule.
01:51:32
I mean, we we do everywhere we go.
01:51:35
And they kind of like, you know what?
01:51:37
You don't know what to do. So they're yeah, yeah.
01:51:39
They're like, you're going to see that.
01:51:43
I would, I would feel bad.
01:51:44
But fortunately they weren't douchebag nozzles.
01:51:48
I learned that we're
01:51:50
not just a direct but a douche bag nozzle.
01:51:52
The part you actually put in that's so dumb.
01:51:55
I've never.
01:51:56
I've never done that.
01:51:57
Like, usually when it's, a getaway, it's, you know, my girlfriend and I.
01:52:02
I don't know, it's like, as things progress and, like,
01:52:04
you know, you get married and you go on these type of vacations,
01:52:07
especially something like that, like a, like a cruise or some shit
01:52:10
where you're or where you're kind of in a resort type thing
01:52:13
or where you kind of maybe make friends with people.
01:52:16
Do you do you lean into that more just because you're
01:52:19
trying to have like, or do you, do you want to not do that?
01:52:22
Are you like, hey, no, I'm here with my my wife.
01:52:25
We kind of want to make it about us.
01:52:27
Not like, make friends and like, have a friend group thing.
01:52:30
It was a it was our honeymoon.
01:52:31
It was their honeymoon. Two.
01:52:33
Oh, I didn't, you know, I mean, I didn't want it to be a fucking.
01:52:38
So my girlfriends, we went to their wedding.
01:52:40
They're they're they're decent people, I guess.
01:52:42
But the dude's a weirdo.
01:52:43
But, they two years later, finally went on their honeymoon.
01:52:49
And they, like, made friends with other people,
01:52:52
and it just looked like some shit that they like.
01:52:54
We're posting videos online or whatever,
01:52:56
and I just looked like some shit that you would just do here,
01:52:58
you know, some local karaoke.
01:52:59
They're doing, like American karaoke at a bar with nothing but American people.
01:53:04
And it's like, I it felt like it didn't nothing look like Mexico.
01:53:07
They were in Mexico.
01:53:09
They did.
01:53:10
But I don't know, we had we had one honeymoon day where it was almost too far.
01:53:16
They swept us away in a bus and all these young fucking islanders.
01:53:20
Their whole purpose was to see how fucked up
01:53:22
they could get these new married couples, to see if they could have sex
01:53:25
with other people on their fucking honeymoon. Oh. They were.
01:53:27
Yeah. Okay. We were. We started with dancing.
01:53:29
Then we started with passing cucumbers.
01:53:31
And it was just like. It was like, almost like Wife swap.
01:53:33
We were one step away from fucking wife swap on a fucking
01:53:37
tennis court without you knowing it.
01:53:40
No, no, we all knew it was just we started getting hammered.
01:53:42
More hammered.
01:53:43
I'm like, wait, where's my wife? She's over there sitting on that guy's lap.
01:53:46
What the fuck is happening? I don't know the woman on me.
01:53:48
What are they doing?
01:53:49
And it started a small fight.
01:53:50
Obviously, because I'm a jealous son of a bitch.
01:53:52
I'm like, she's like, we're just having fun and isn't even jealous.
01:53:56
It's just you're just crossing the line.
01:53:57
Like you're crossing boundaries that, unfortunately, like, I don't.
01:54:01
But usually you're the boss and you're single,
01:54:03
or you're at a fucking fraternity thing and you're doing
01:54:05
past the orange in the neck, or pass the cucumber between the legs.
01:54:08
That kind of shit. It's fun.
01:54:09
But we were all freshly married honeymooners, so let me like my.
01:54:14
It's like, what the fuck?
01:54:16
Occasionally at, faster horses rest in peace.
01:54:19
Faster horses.
01:54:19
Actually, I was just at the Hardy concert this weekend.
01:54:22
He, sold out.
01:54:23
Is that the footage you said I couldn't see? Yeah, no.
01:54:26
That's fine, I've got it. But it's not.
01:54:28
It doesn't matter. It's similar to the shit a great performer.
01:54:31
I love the dude.
01:54:32
Great. But, he did.
01:54:33
He did say, rest in peace, faster horses, because it is his favorite festival
01:54:37
that he's ever. Next year it'll be back next year.
01:54:40
I don't know, dude, but, he was the last headliner,
01:54:43
for the last final days, and he we I was introduced to him when he,
01:54:48
he was on the next from Nashville stage, so, kind of cool that he did that, but,
01:54:53
why did I bring that up?
01:54:57
Oh. Fuck.
01:54:59
I don't know why you're thinking of that.
01:55:00
Honeymooners.
01:55:02
You forgot to remind yourself that the majority of people
01:55:04
are not as intelligent as you and the likes of Gary Brady, me
01:55:07
and me and the girlfriend used to walk to our corner
01:55:12
bar, and I drink a lot and do karaoke, and it was fucking wonderful.
01:55:15
Yeah, that's nice when you have a bar with and until until
01:55:20
is there an Intel that you're aware of?
01:55:21
There's going to be an unknown.
01:55:22
Yeah.
01:55:23
Was going to be an Intel
01:55:24
because I've been there to where it's like I've, I everything about this
01:55:27
place is perfect until something happens and it's like I'm not going there again.
01:55:30
Fuck that.
01:55:32
I just
01:55:33
mentioned the story about being a regular at one place,
01:55:35
and then I didn't go there for a while
01:55:36
because I was trying to avoid, like, drinking for a little while.
01:55:38
I was like, I felt like if I didn't go get my food at a fucking bar after work,
01:55:43
and I made it at my fucking apartment and said I would be less inclined
01:55:46
to drink, and I was trying to curb my drinking a little bit, you know?
01:55:50
And so I go in there for the first time in a while
01:55:51
and they're like, oh, where have you been?
01:55:53
And it's like they're expecting me to give them an answer.
01:55:55
And it's like, I don't fucking. I'm not beholden to you.
01:55:57
I just decided to not fucking come in like, I don't have to come in and like,
01:56:01
oh, until I got the dog.
01:56:04
So you just don't like people in general because.
01:56:07
No. Like the public, I think.
01:56:09
Yeah, but you want that on your terms.
01:56:11
You're like, you want a little button that says, yes, sir, no, sir.
01:56:14
How can I help you? And then. No, no good way for me.
01:56:16
No. I'm, you know me, you guys, I've been.
01:56:20
You guys. I'm the been the butt of many jokes.
01:56:21
Like I'm perfectly comfortable with, I got, you know, not being above anybody.
01:56:27
This story. No, no, not at all, buddy.
01:56:30
There's boundaries like I don't.
01:56:31
It's not.
01:56:31
It's not yours.
01:56:33
Better than I a it's your time. Your time.
01:56:36
So valuable to be given.
01:56:37
To know my time I see it's like, well, I'd rather be alone of my own
01:56:41
thoughts than go to somebody that needs attention.
01:56:44
Not your random time, but your time.
01:56:46
Like doing your business.
01:56:47
When you're doing your business,
01:56:48
you don't want to have to cater to somebody else's friend.
01:56:51
You can just if you're on that level, you can just sense
01:56:54
that the people just need this extra attention that you don't like.
01:56:57
If you're trying to seek that, I want to give it to you less, you know what I mean?
01:57:02
I think if you just came back and said, hey, how are you going?
01:57:04
Hey, how's it going? I noticed you're wearing a tiger's t shirt.
01:57:07
I'm kind of at the bar by myself.
01:57:08
You know, I'm an older dude.
01:57:10
You know, I just kind of like you guys. Big Tigers fans.
01:57:13
Like, what do you think about this?
01:57:14
Like, completely different story.
01:57:16
Completely different story.
01:57:19
And I do, you know, my mom's a big fan.
01:57:20
You know, she's right around your age, you know, but too bad she's still married.
01:57:24
You know, huge, huge for my dad.
01:57:26
Maybe I'll give him your number. Let me give her your number.
01:57:29
You know I do.
01:57:31
I he's definitely an old person, sport. You my mom's.
01:57:33
I'm just saying she loves me.
01:57:35
That would be way better.
01:57:37
I would not have gotten upset.
01:57:38
I would have maybe been like, okay, I would have rather not talk to that guy.
01:57:41
Just like the people at the people at the bar I mentioned.
01:57:44
But I've got security footage from the actual restaurant where Jordan,
01:57:48
his girlfriend, were eating
01:57:51
on the same side of a booth.
01:57:52
So my forgiveness will be.
01:57:54
Yes. Will be,
01:57:57
yeah.
01:57:57
You're right.
01:57:59
Oh. Hi, Susan. George, you remember Sheila?
01:58:03
Oh, yes. Hello.
01:58:04
What's missing?
01:58:06
I'm not Sheila.
01:58:07
No, no, it was the opposite.
01:58:08
Because I did not offer the guy to sit down.
01:58:09
He just decided to come sit with my girlfriend and I.
01:58:12
Some guy we've never met before at the bar.
01:58:15
Yeah, some old man.
01:58:16
You got a problem?
01:58:18
65, maybe 70.
01:58:20
And on the inside.
01:58:22
And up.
01:58:24
Yeah, I mean, but so I, I know, I know that guy.
01:58:27
I know that guy. I've been at many a bar.
01:58:28
I've worked late nights plenty of times working overtime like a motherfucker,
01:58:33
or nowadays traveling on the road and eating that
01:58:37
fucking bars all the time around the bar at the restaurant.
01:58:40
You know what I mean? Like, not like at the bar.
01:58:42
Like I don't go to shitholes.
01:58:44
I go to a restaurant that has a bar, and I sit at the bar.
01:58:47
I know that guy.
01:58:49
I know that lonely fuck that has nothing else going on in his life.
01:58:52
He goes to this bar every fucking night.
01:58:54
He thinks that they're his fucking friends because he has them pigeonholed
01:58:58
because they have to be nice to him, because it's a customer fucking relation.
01:59:02
But he takes boundaries, he takes steps, and then he feels like he owns the place.
01:59:06
He starts moving around and like talking to other people.
01:59:09
And he because he's that fucking lonely
01:59:13
man. Fuck that guy.
01:59:14
I'd love to. Oh my God, here's the big steak.
01:59:16
That dude, like sitting on the same side of the booth.
01:59:19
Is it on the same side?
01:59:20
It wasn't a booth.
01:59:21
It was a bar top table.
01:59:22
You fucking got a problem?
01:59:25
I just think it's a little unusual.
01:59:26
Still, you were sitting at the same side, so it was like an open invitation
01:59:30
for a stranger. So you.
01:59:31
This what, that fucking hole? No.
01:59:32
You got to leave your whole space and away from strangers.
01:59:35
We were going to sit
01:59:36
across from each other, and then, And then I was like, you know what?
01:59:40
That's like an over here story.
01:59:42
And I'm like, yeah, you know, you're.
01:59:43
That's right.
01:59:43
Because, like, there's more there's more like going on in this other direction.
01:59:46
There's more TVs, there's more people, so there's more people watching.
01:59:49
A couple that had just sat down. Yes.
01:59:52
At the same time we were doing that, sat in a
01:59:54
in a Cedar bar top that had, two seats on it.
01:59:58
They moved from that two seater
02:00:00
to the four seater after they got their drink,
02:00:02
and they both sat on the same side of the table.
02:00:04
After we did so, they saw it and were like, we want to do that shit.
02:00:07
So they were jealous of us. So don't give me no shit. Weird.
02:00:10
Unless his motherfucker.
02:00:11
Unless it's a TV screen and you're watching a game.
02:00:13
But every sports bar I've ever been in, you can both watch the same TV on apps.
02:00:18
I try explain the game to my wife for a while.
02:00:20
She's like, you know, I have a TV on my side to.
02:00:23
I was like, okay, you could have told me that.
02:00:25
I second period,
02:00:28
I like to
02:00:28
be left the fuck alone when I'm out with my girlfriend.
02:00:31
My focus is on her.
02:00:33
I'm not wasting any niceness on anyone else except my girl and my dog.
02:00:38
Not necessarily in that order.
02:00:40
Yeah, I would say even I again, if I go out alone and it hits me
02:00:44
if I happen to be there,
02:00:45
but if you drag me and keep me there longer than I'd expect to be, I'd
02:00:48
much rather be fit on them with anything at home left on my own devices.
02:00:53
Playing a video game, you know.
02:00:54
Again, I've got friends if I, if I want to,
02:00:57
if I want to interact with people and be friendly, I have those people.
02:01:01
I don't need any new ones. Unfortunately.
02:01:04
Your perspective as I get older and I've already done all that shit, and I
02:01:08
especially now that my kids just moved out and I have like nothing to lose.
02:01:10
I don't care if I even get arrested.
02:01:12
Nothing to lose. Let.
02:01:13
I mean, I have things to lose, but my kids,
02:01:15
I don't have little kids depending on me,
02:01:17
so it just has opened up a whole new world.
02:01:19
And if I get bored, a shining, shimmering, splendid
02:01:24
bird and I saw, I don't know, let's just say a draw and a jaws
02:01:27
girlfriend sitting there and I'm just like,
02:01:30
I think I'm gonna go fuck with them for a little bit. It.
02:01:33
I might actually do what that guy did, but really, why?
02:01:38
I don't know, because I'm bored.
02:01:40
I mean, I don't hang out there every night,
02:01:42
but if the situation just crossed.
02:01:43
Look, I'm.
02:01:45
I'm all for fucking with people, but you've got to read the room.
02:01:48
You've got gotta.
02:01:49
You got to know that the person has to be here.
02:01:53
The last time I did it was at the Hall of Fame game, and
02:01:55
it was for three elderly gentlemen.
02:01:58
They clearly were not a couple trying to have an intimate moment.
02:02:03
But still, though, the sitting on the it wasn't really intimate.
02:02:05
It was just like, dude, that I don't know,
02:02:07
I thought, you want to think could have been resolved.
02:02:09
If you guys were sitting across from each other,
02:02:10
then he wouldn't have had any place to fit in.
02:02:13
The whole thing would have been resolved had he just bought.
02:02:15
Had he bought us a beer, we actually left. We wouldn't. We?
02:02:18
She wanted to get the fuck out of there.
02:02:20
And I was like, I kind of did too.
02:02:23
Wait, they usually make better drinks upstairs anyway
02:02:25
after the fact or buy you want to came over.
02:02:28
Hey, I bought you a beer.
02:02:30
I guess that is an apology.
02:02:32
All right.
02:02:35
I want to apologize.
02:02:36
That's good enough.
02:02:36
Then apologize to him.
02:02:37
And I would have then explain exactly what I said.
02:02:40
I would have explained exactly what I said. Please.
02:02:43
I'm perfectly fine explaining my angle.
02:02:45
I understand, like, I will tell you exactly why I'm opposed.
02:02:48
I'll tell you what it is like. It's not like.
02:02:49
It's not like anything that you're like, oh no.
02:02:52
Is it because I don't want her yet and we're already on fucking rumble.
02:02:55
I'm very I'm very much a very much aware of, of the fact that I may
02:03:02
or may not be wrong by my actions or my emotions.
02:03:06
Right in that moment, I feel like I was 100% right.
02:03:10
But his if he goes, hey, you know what? I'm sorry.
02:03:13
I was trying to be friendly.
02:03:14
I would've been like, dude, you were just kind of being weird
02:03:16
and I wasn't sure where you were coming from.
02:03:17
So my initial reaction is to be offputting and to fucking be defensive
02:03:22
because I don't know what the fuck you're doing,
02:03:24
what you're capable of, what you want from us.
02:03:28
This is weird, you know?
02:03:29
I mean, like, I'm about to just fucking jump up and fucking, you know,
02:03:33
take you to the ground or some shit, like, I don't know, just karate
02:03:37
chop or some shit to dismantle this.
02:03:40
Oh, like you're not.
02:03:41
You're coming within our space,
02:03:42
and I don't know what you're doing or what you want. You're.
02:03:44
You're a drunk person at a bar at night.
02:03:46
Absolute apparent.
02:03:47
That's a that's a threat in a general sense.
02:03:50
Like, I think everything is execute every retard, every idiot.
02:03:53
I assume everybody's an idiot. Like he's.
02:03:55
He didn't say anything before.
02:03:57
He pulled this chair out and tried to sit down.
02:03:59
Right. So to me, that's the gate.
02:04:01
That's the first like, okay, he gets up by doing that.
02:04:04
He he fucking pulled the chair out kind of cocky and was like,
02:04:07
and I'm like, dude, what are you doing first?
02:04:09
And he's like, oh, what?
02:04:11
I'm like, I'm like, are you like trying to sit down?
02:04:13
I'm like, we're literally trying to have a oh, I, I didn't,
02:04:16
I didn't realize and I'm like, what do you mean? You guys are like,
02:04:21
we were done with the drink at that point.
02:04:22
It was we were done. We were finished.
02:04:24
He didn't know anything more than a drink over.
02:04:27
No, he didn't bring a drink over at all. He just. He.
02:04:29
Oh, no, he did bring his drink over.
02:04:30
He was going to put like, his jacket on the back of the chair.
02:04:33
And I was like, dude, what?
02:04:34
I'll give you 20 bucks if you go sit with that couple
02:04:36
and just start talking like you fucking belong there.
02:04:39
No, no. Okay. I can I can get that. That could be funny.
02:04:41
Like, yeah, fuck the. I'm, I'm open with that.
02:04:44
Even if it's not like, you know Ashton Kutcher
02:04:46
where they're going to tell me about it later,
02:04:48
even if it's just a, hey, let's go fuck with that guy
02:04:50
and then not say anything and then joke about it later.
02:04:52
I'm cool with that.
02:04:53
But the problem was, that's going to be my reaction.
02:04:55
Regardless.
02:04:55
I so any time I would do it, here's an example.
02:04:59
If I'm at some kind of party or something, my wife is real chatty and I am not.
02:05:03
So like that fulfills a need for her and I enjoy her chatting
02:05:06
with other people than me. Is that that sounds rude.
02:05:08
Like who are these people though?
02:05:10
Is mostly men, usually friends?
02:05:12
No, we're usually around girls.
02:05:14
I don't I don't get in rooms full of men
02:05:16
because it's obvious reasons why I, you know, get into men.
02:05:20
No. And I don't want my wife to get into men or men to get into her.
02:05:24
What about boys to men?
02:05:26
I don't know what that means.
02:05:27
Is that some kind of a rapport?
02:05:28
ABC, bbd yeah.
02:05:32
Anyways, so yeah, I mean, I just may need some.
02:05:37
Hey, by the way, what do you say?
02:05:39
I was thinking the same thing. You fucking asshole.
02:05:41
Walk over to somebody and just while I'm just sitting there
02:05:43
waiting for my wife
02:05:44
to finish talking and chit chat with people she knows or don't know,
02:05:47
and she's not like hitting them or flirting,
02:05:49
but she's not some kind of whore or anything.
02:05:50
I don't know what you're suggesting, but she's that.
02:05:52
Or is it singles?
02:05:53
Because again,
02:05:54
there is always that fucking horned up dude in the group that just thinks he's
02:05:57
going to break a barrier, even if he see, even if he knows you're
02:06:01
with their with her, he just he wants to slap on his shirt.
02:06:04
I don't know, dude.
02:06:05
You got to worry about those pineapple people, man.
02:06:07
They want I don't know, whatever.
02:06:10
So do you have some queued up
02:06:11
because I want to kind of jump to maybe some 911 conspiracy.
02:06:14
Oh, no,
02:06:16
that sounds
02:06:19
delicious than when I was shooting
02:06:21
junior, I remember and it was lunch break.
02:06:24
And then he said to me, says, come to my trailer, I cook some good Italian food.
02:06:28
I said, okay, we do some Italian food.
02:06:31
It was delicious.
02:06:31
The pasta
02:06:33
you had.
02:06:34
So we made some coffee, some espresso.
02:06:36
And then afterwards he says, he says, I know you all do a bunch of blogs
02:06:41
and I always feel guilty.
02:06:42
I have cigars, I want to give you a cigar.
02:06:45
And then I said, well, that's fine.
02:06:46
Only I don't think to Cuba there is a he gives you this cigar really long one.
02:06:50
I put it in my mouth and like the this is comes to me the lighter
02:06:54
we light it up and then smoking it.
02:06:56
The Cuban cubanos. Fantastic.
02:06:57
We get to the set, continue on with the scene.
02:07:01
I forgot the I was so we used the name fishing in front of the camera.
02:07:04
It was a close up on me then is behind the camera and
02:07:07
the director is actually Ivan Reitman, and I said,
02:07:12
oh, what am I supposed to say?
02:07:18
Well, we continue on with the scene on the phone before lunch.
02:07:21
Remember the scene when knew and then you were talking about going out
02:07:24
and and you're not pregnant and all of this kind of things.
02:07:27
And so I said, there's no I don't remember.
02:07:30
What did we do before lunch?
02:07:32
So I had to go to the script supervisor, had to check out the script.
02:07:35
I totally forgot everything.
02:07:36
I would find out.
02:07:38
Then an hour and a half later, when I finally started remembering things
02:07:41
again, that Danny puts a marijuana in the front office to go.
02:07:47
It's the fog with them.
02:07:48
What, are you gonna out them like that?
02:07:50
Ask them out.
02:07:51
Some of them, yeah, I don't I mean, is that a practical joke
02:07:54
or is that poisoning? I mean, back in the day,
02:07:57
marijuana was completely federally and statewide illegal.
02:08:00
So he's saying, you know, he's he's outing his good friend
02:08:05
who does it.
02:08:06
Yeah, but live on national television, his good friend
02:08:10
gave somebody who clearly doesn't because I was expecting you
02:08:12
to defend like, oh, you know, fucking forget things for fucking smoking weed.
02:08:15
Bye bye bye bye bye bye. I can drive.
02:08:17
And if you've never done it before,
02:08:18
you may have just be kind of sort of out of sorts. Yep.
02:08:21
Which is why, especially if you mix it with mix it with nicotine, it may just you
02:08:25
it may be so subtle that you're not.
02:08:27
I was wondering cause I'm like I'm like, because he's not laughing.
02:08:30
He's not cracking up. He's more like, out of it.
02:08:32
So obviously he was in the car and it wasn't that much here at all.
02:08:36
I have is in the car. I'm fucking sleepy, man.
02:08:38
I smoked all my daytime weed.
02:08:41
Yeah, I don't know.
02:08:41
I see sometimes I feel like the sativa.
02:08:43
I don't feel them as much.
02:08:44
I like the low eyed indica feeling, but sometimes, like, if I don't know, it
02:08:48
just kind of drags you down a tiny bit where you don't want to be.
02:08:51
But they've scientifically engineered hybrid to be that perfect middle.
02:08:55
You can like cancer.
02:08:57
I had general sense everything.
02:09:00
It's called alien mint and it's incredible.
02:09:01
It was definitely my right arm in arm leg leg arm head.
02:09:05
If you're in a state that it is legal try
02:09:08
alien main arm leg leg arm head
02:09:11
a lot.
02:09:11
No, it's head, shoulders knees and toes, you fucking idiot.
02:09:15
Yeah, knees and toes. Knees and toes.
02:09:17
So yeah, I saw that.
02:09:19
I found this interesting because, Russell Brand, I
02:09:23
when he was on YouTube before he went to Rumble.
02:09:26
Exclusive. Because YouTube is very sensory.
02:09:29
You don't have to rationalize accusing fondness of Russell Brand.
02:09:33
You can just know I was occasionally watching him.
02:09:35
But then as he just gets to my knees informing,
02:09:39
what do you think about his 33 on his?
02:09:41
Do you think he's Jesus?
02:09:43
I don't know how he gets to whiny and annoying and, but,
02:09:47
they revisit a 911, nine, 11, let me know in the comments and tell me what we know.
02:09:52
So what's going on?
02:09:53
How does it collapse into its own footprint?
02:09:55
Let's have a look at it.
02:09:56
Are we not going to mention that he's on a knife going to do this right?
02:10:00
Family.
02:10:03
We're not going to gender.
02:10:04
No later I don't know, I just watch the beginning of this because of 911 revisit.
02:10:07
Okay.
02:10:07
I, I don't give a fuck about that.
02:10:08
We're talking about an 11
02:10:11
that he's always building.
02:10:12
It looks like one of those scenes of an old building
02:10:14
being purposely dynamited and blown up.
02:10:16
But anybody who's ever watched a building
02:10:18
that was on you can see this with thermite or whatever.
02:10:20
You can see the glass.
02:10:22
Before it wasn't a question. Nine same weird went on.
02:10:26
Say that again.
02:10:27
When you look at it, you can see that 22222222.
02:10:30
You can actually see the charred is never
02:10:33
know.
02:10:33
Those are shows on these nails.
02:10:35
Where's the plates. It's the floors.
02:10:38
Those are the floors coming down on the floor.
02:10:41
It's way below the floors.
02:10:42
I don't know where the floors are coming down.
02:10:44
You have to get at the under infrastructure of a man saying weird, went
02:10:48
on. I honestly don't need to watch very much of this to know that.
02:10:52
Can't have been a result of being hit by a plane that kind of work inside.
02:10:56
I know what it was is
02:10:56
the girders were like this, and it was designed in a special way to
02:11:00
how can you just say, that can't be, that can't be.
02:11:03
There's always a possibility.
02:11:05
I mean, I wind and I don't I don't feel definitive.
02:11:09
The judge feels like it's all right.
02:11:10
No way, no chance.
02:11:12
Oh, well, like when they got this, you know that I was already hit with jet
02:11:16
fuel before, and that did not happen.
02:11:19
Bill Hicks, this is amazing.
02:11:20
That he says that when you go to where the FBI was assassinated,
02:11:25
there's the Assassination Museum, I think named that after the assassination.
02:11:30
You know, you guys,
02:11:31
you can go in the building and look where Oswald took the shot,
02:11:33
but they don't let you go right up to the window.
02:11:34
Otherwise, he goes, I've always every year to
02:11:38
watch this actual Russell Brand even see the fucking road.
02:11:41
They're lying to us.
02:11:43
Lying to us, to this actual show.
02:11:47
You know, it's amazing.
02:11:48
Dude, I, I like when you watch my wife.
02:11:50
It's the same feeling and it like, well, whatever the truth was.
02:11:53
But see what I was saying? Like, every proof for that.
02:11:56
Have you ever been to Dallas where the.
02:11:57
Because. Can you not get anywhere near.
02:11:59
I think you can.
02:12:00
No, I've never, I've been to Dallas Fort Worth airport.
02:12:04
I've never thought I've even going there.
02:12:05
And I don't know why I didn't at the time, to be honest,
02:12:09
because I think I flew into Dallas and I had to drive, like two hours.
02:12:11
Maybe.
02:12:13
Sometimes I don't realize the historic nature and some of the places I've gone.
02:12:15
I used to do TripAdvisor all the time,
02:12:18
and, I don't do it as much anymore, I don't know.
02:12:20
So we've what they're telling you now, do you think maybe they're lying about that?
02:12:25
Anybody who's ever they could be.
02:12:26
But that doesn't necessarily
02:12:28
mean that they're lying just because they let anyone who's ever,
02:12:31
everyone who's ever watched the building, the building demolish knows it
02:12:35
falls into the into the, you know, the top falls into the top
02:12:38
three quarters of the building. First watch the building.
02:12:41
You know, the it falls from the very top into the middle and then
02:12:45
everything ejects our infrastructure and then it falls awkwardly.
02:12:48
The way the structure is collapsing, there's the result of something
02:12:51
that was like accidental falling in all directions.
02:12:54
Yes, something was planned, but it wasn't fucking.
02:12:57
What do you think?
02:12:59
The collapse.
02:12:59
And then the second hole just happened to collapse in exactly the same way.
02:13:02
How they accomplish this, we don't know.
02:13:04
The building collapsed to dust.
02:13:07
You don't find a desk, you don't find a chair.
02:13:10
I'm pretty sure you do. Is that
02:13:13
there was videos for three
02:13:15
months afterwards where they were hauling away
02:13:17
chairs and desks and bricks and everything.
02:13:19
You just said you don't find a telephone, a computer?
02:13:22
Yeah. The building was completely empty in the same way.
02:13:24
Are they going to say we don't transport the building collapsed to dust.
02:13:29
You don't find a desk, the phones, the fucking.
02:13:32
Well find an.
02:13:33
Even if you did a demo, a natural demolition, you would find desks
02:13:36
and chairs like, can we admit that it's chaotic and unpredictable?
02:13:40
I mean, I guess you could predict
02:13:42
you think they would have cleared out the building?
02:13:43
No, we're trying to say if the whole plot was this whole money thing,
02:13:47
you think they're going to be like, no, no, we need to save money
02:13:49
by taking these chairs and desks and phones out first.
02:13:53
The people that went back to
02:13:55
their fucking cubicle and made calls to their family members going, he's
02:13:59
phones and desks weren't real.
02:14:00
That was. Those weren't real.
02:14:02
That's not what he's implying.
02:14:03
He's implying that they were pulverized.
02:14:05
I thought, no, he's implying that that again,
02:14:07
we just discussed that in a demolition.
02:14:10
Those items would be available
02:14:13
unless they cleared the building first, which is what they do in a demolition.
02:14:18
Yeah, the building was definitely not cleared.
02:14:20
Yeah, but he's as insinuating they were, which is
02:14:23
this is a terrible thing to put a telephone, a computer.
02:14:26
The because it doesn't corroborate what there was half of the keypad
02:14:30
and it was about this big
02:14:31
what happened to the country was pulverized from river to river.
02:14:35
That was just powder.
02:14:36
Since the very ends of the concrete was just,
02:14:39
pulverized in preparation of those bricks, you can watching too much on television.
02:14:43
So that one's a little bit more intriguing.
02:14:45
But still the basements on these things.
02:14:47
I mean, you've been to one World Trade Center. That's the fucking basement.
02:14:50
The images are so unbelievable at night that it's totally fine.
02:14:53
It's a very big town.
02:14:55
Was coming down the memorial there, that big waterfall.
02:14:58
I mean, that's that's like there was a whole compound basement.
02:15:01
Like, that's how I've been in it.
02:15:03
I've been in it and up in it.
02:15:05
It's what you said now. Down in it. Nothing. It.
02:15:06
We went all over what we've seen. Covid, all of it.
02:15:08
You can go back. Go. That's not right.
02:15:10
Yeah. When that happened before you're gone.
02:15:12
No way that somebody would do that. No, but they would never do that.
02:15:15
Not what the government, those guys with their suits
02:15:17
and ties with their lovely hair, the flags.
02:15:19
So 25 years, you know, you're like.
02:15:21
And that's like literally all they say about it.
02:15:22
No no no no thermite though.
02:15:24
Somebody barely says thermite for two seconds and they go oh oh, oh, the fuck's so
02:15:30
the original
02:15:31
20 to our twin towers of the World Trade Center had construction
02:15:34
began in August 1966, with the North tower
02:15:38
completed in 1970 and the South Tower in 1971.
02:15:42
The entire complex, including the two towers, officially opened in 1973.
02:15:47
I recall.
02:15:51
According to CNN on October
02:15:52
12th, 1977, this is this is very recent news that came out.
02:15:56
So on October 12th, 1977, banking giant Citicorp
02:16:00
opened the tallest new skyscraper in New York City.
02:16:03
Since the early 1930s.
02:16:05
From afar, the 915ft tower distinctive state steep slope roof
02:16:10
cut through the Midtown skyline like a scalpel close up the ground level.
02:16:13
The 59 floors appeared to levitate above a sunken public plaza.
02:16:17
Generous architecture gesture to passers by bubble up city core design was not
02:16:24
universally loved, but the scale and ambition of its engineers
02:16:27
were undeniable, and a review of the Times architecture guide,
02:16:29
Paul Green, concluded that the bank's new office,
02:16:30
despite lacking in originality, would blah blah blah, whatever.
02:16:34
Who gives a shit? Yeah.
02:16:37
The prediction almost proved disastrously far from the truth.
02:16:41
In fact, we're not college students
02:16:44
and we're not for two, we're not for two.
02:16:46
College students who helped uncover a great flaw in the building's
02:16:49
engineering.
02:16:50
Citicorp might have killed the thousands of New Yorkers.
02:16:53
Citicorp still stands still stands today, though it has since been renamed
02:16:57
601 Lexington, but in some ways is not the same structure as it was in 1977.
02:17:02
Unbeknownst to its owners documents and even architects, the brand new $128
02:17:08
million skyscraper was far from vulnerable, was far from more.
02:17:13
It was far more vulnerable to wind than previously believed.
02:17:16
If a storm knocked out the power to its stabilizing device, a storm's enough.
02:17:22
A strong enough gust could make it collapse, and on average, winds
02:17:26
powerful enough to topple the building would occur in New York every 16 years.
02:17:31
When the towers engineered realize this, in 1978,
02:17:35
hurricane season was already underway.
02:17:36
So they're saying that there is a fucking
02:17:41
stabilizing device that can
02:17:42
lose power that could be strong enough to make it collapse.
02:17:47
This is a battered building built around the same exact time,
02:17:51
shortly thereafter, the completion of the opening of 911.
02:17:56
Yeah. So what? It's a different building.
02:17:58
What do you what's the point?
02:17:59
People people fail to point out the fallacies in engineering
02:18:04
and fallacies and even just the contracting workers
02:18:08
that are working on these buildings that may not have the skills
02:18:11
but are fucking on the team and things go on unaccounted for.
02:18:16
So this was unaccounted for.
02:18:18
And the reason this building did not collapse is because they fixed it right.
02:18:22
So this is one building that was built in the same time frame shortly thereafter.
02:18:27
So this would have a bit more advanced engineering than other buildings
02:18:30
built in the same exact area using the same exact type of technology.
02:18:34
Would it not?
02:18:35
Would it not?
02:18:36
So this is money that could just so happen to collapse.
02:18:40
So isn't that weird that people just want to go, oh no, no,
02:18:43
the terrorists didn't do it.
02:18:45
It was it was our own government because they tried to look at the freefall.
02:18:50
You don't even the fucking people that our engineers don't understand.
02:18:54
What exactly was done on build day.
02:18:57
You know things.
02:18:59
Trust me. I've seen it. Ryan has seen it.
02:19:01
Where you have people that should not be working on shit, that work on shit. And.
02:19:05
And they're welds. They're fucking.
02:19:07
They're they're fabrications.
02:19:09
They're not up to par, you know, especially in a world of manufacturing
02:19:13
where you are fucking under under a time crunch.
02:19:16
People cut corners and they don't want other people to know things happen.
02:19:20
And people's problems with the with the facts
02:19:23
is that the building was specifically designed
02:19:27
to be able to withstand a plane crash.
02:19:29
So this one is this one.
02:19:31
This one was able to withstand.
02:19:34
Oh, it fell down.
02:19:35
And so the bombs out.
02:19:37
Maybe this maybe the Twin Towers had a similar stabilizing device,
02:19:41
and the bombs in the basement
02:19:42
were meant to take out the power to these stabilizing device.
02:19:45
Right? Maybe, but it didn't.
02:19:47
As far as the documentation, anything I've read about the building,
02:19:50
I just feel like they tried to abutment from the from the bottom, weaken it,
02:19:54
and then make it fall over. And it didn't fall over.
02:19:56
It just collapse right down because they did not know the basement.
02:19:59
So was like a fucking cavern.
02:20:02
We've gone over this before, regardless
02:20:04
of what they say, if it's the government or some other government, it's not.
02:20:08
It was Silverstein Properties, the people that bought the building
02:20:12
in July of 2001,
02:20:15
and they thought they were going to make a fucking fortune out of it.
02:20:18
But then they realized that they were going to lose their ass
02:20:21
because of all the the improvements that they needed to do.
02:20:23
So they hired somebody, maybe Saudis, who knows?
02:20:27
Allegedly. Yeah.
02:20:29
That's collateral damage.
02:20:31
You, when you're talking about billions of if they got caught doing
02:20:34
something like that, do you realize the ramifications to an individual person?
02:20:38
Like, that's not even the death penalty.
02:20:39
That's like torture for the next hundred years.
02:20:41
And like, until you slowly, slowly die.
02:20:46
Wait, so you're so you're arguing against,
02:20:48
committing a crime is that people don't commit crimes because
02:20:52
the threat of punishment is too great.
02:20:58
I mean, that's that's great.
02:20:59
That'd be great if that actually worked. But no, I do.
02:21:02
I'm not saying allegedly. Obviously.
02:21:04
I'm not saying that Silverstein Properties is anything to do with with removing
02:21:08
the Twin Towers and building seven from this Earth,
02:21:11
but it just seems strange that they the timeline is there.
02:21:15
They bought the building right beforehand, tried to insure it.
02:21:18
It was like, I don't know if it was uninsurable
02:21:20
or just the whole cost of making the building,
02:21:24
you know, so they didn't have to knock it down.
02:21:26
Basically, it was in such bad shape all the repairs here, let me see.
02:21:29
The Surance coverage was finalized.
02:21:31
It was going to cost $3.55 billion per occurrence.
02:21:35
I don't know what that means,
02:21:36
but it sounds like more than four more than what?
02:21:38
Every time. What every time. What do we mean?
02:21:40
There was something wrong with it.
02:21:41
You mean it wasn't built right?
02:21:43
So the July payments that needed to be made,
02:21:46
do you mean that there was flaws to the structure?
02:21:48
Yes or no?
02:21:50
Documented, as you know, Qwest, listen to this timeline.
02:21:54
July 24th.
02:21:55
Silverstein Properties acquires it.
02:21:57
July 2001 August of 2001.
02:22:01
They basically get the insurance coverage finalized.
02:22:04
Bill that says you are fucked and they use that remote control airplane
02:22:08
that was that took off from,
02:22:09
the particular airport that was just over a month later.
02:22:13
The buildings are demolished.
02:22:15
I'm not saying how they were demolished.
02:22:17
Maybe that maybe terrorist attack. I have no idea. Here's how.
02:22:21
But you know, the path to least
02:22:22
whatever that is, it axioms, razor that we learned on this show.
02:22:26
That explains right there, dude, it was just simple insurance
02:22:29
scam to the greatest scale. And yes, people died during it.
02:22:32
They don't give a fuck.
02:22:35
The 20 the twin towers were built to withstand a direct hit from an airliner.
02:22:38
True, the twin Towers were also built with as best.
02:22:41
Also, they were basically non usable unless they were there was a seven
02:22:45
several billion dollar fix up right.
02:22:47
It wasn't several billion. It was I'm sorry.
02:22:49
Yes several billion.
02:22:50
Almost 4 billion. Yeah.
02:22:51
It cost a lot of money to build a new one in that crazy per occurrence.
02:22:55
So it was way more than that.
02:22:57
It was more than this billionaire could afford.
02:22:59
So a reasonable person would think that maybe it was just an insurance scam.
02:23:05
Dude, they literally just like some stupid homeowner would burn down
02:23:10
a business or a home, or some business owner would burn down a business.
02:23:14
That's what they did with the Twin Towers.
02:23:15
And you know what?
02:23:16
Sometimes during arson of a building,
02:23:18
somebody accidentally dies and something, you know, I mean, if, you know,
02:23:21
I mean, dude, I was screaming to my friends to get your money out.
02:23:25
There was a whole bunch of you, too.
02:23:27
It knew something was about to happen that night.
02:23:30
That was that building 24 hours.
02:23:32
Was that work?
02:23:33
Probably that many office buildings? I'm sure it was probably.
02:23:36
This is the worst thing we could ever do on a public show.
02:23:39
You would do it during a time where there was the least amount of people there.
02:23:42
I would assume this is a hypothetical, but if you were going to commit a crime.
02:23:46
All right.
02:23:46
So we've let's just say we're doing this in the dead of night politically.
02:23:49
All right. Great.
02:23:50
So we to work,
02:23:51
we got to blow the building up because we can't afford to fix it.
02:23:53
All right, let's do it in the dead of night.
02:23:56
All right, so we do the airplane casualties there.
02:23:59
But then how are we going to say, why did it happen to the dead of the night?
02:24:03
To the plane?
02:24:04
So who's flying the plane?
02:24:06
I think that they actually made it look like a terrorist attack.
02:24:09
Planes.
02:24:10
Who's flying the planes or are you like a hologram theorist?
02:24:14
I have no plane.
02:24:16
I I've seen the planes that used to be the best I could come up with.
02:24:19
If it wasn't just a regular plane with people on it.
02:24:21
It was some kind of a drone, but not a whole.
02:24:25
It could never have been a hologram.
02:24:27
I don't believe that's possible.
02:24:29
I know when you go there and you like, I.
02:24:31
I've never seen the actual towers.
02:24:33
But when you go there and you look at the, the, memorial that's there
02:24:36
and you see the other buildings that are around the area,
02:24:39
everything looks so much bigger on television, you know,
02:24:42
I was actually in and up the I went up the tower.
02:24:45
It's really not that big of a building, you know.
02:24:47
It's not, it's it's they would take much to it is a huge fucking building.
02:24:52
The biggest building I've ever seen.
02:24:54
You're seeing right next to them. They're not that big. They're not.
02:24:56
They're not like, oh my, the statue of Liberty is so small
02:24:58
compared to the buildings. And the buildings are not that big either.
02:25:01
Like, you have this grandiose idea if you've never been there about
02:25:05
how big all this stuff is, and it's really the buildings are not that big.
02:25:09
You're the first thing I thought of
02:25:10
when I went to New York City was, oh my God, everything is so big.
02:25:14
But I did not think of that as like the regular Statue of Liberty.
02:25:17
No, I didn't think anything was. I thought it was smaller.
02:25:20
I'm like, wow, this is so much smaller than I thought compared to my penis.
02:25:24
All right.
02:25:24
So, you know, I've been to other bigger cities
02:25:27
like you're using
02:25:28
because the Statue of Liberty isn't tall, the World Trade Center isn't tall.
02:25:31
Just to give you an idea of the scale,
02:25:33
there's the World Trade Center compared to the Statue of Liberty.
02:25:35
Yeah, the Statue of Liberty is very small.
02:25:37
They make the statue Liberty look as big as buildings when you see it, like in TV.
02:25:41
And unlike in movies and whatever world Trade Center was pretty fucking tall.
02:25:45
I wish I could find the video.
02:25:46
How many stories where, what was the previous shit I was just looking at?
02:25:50
I tried to find the video.
02:25:51
You can see the little puffs of explosions going way ahead of the actual
02:25:55
puffs of pancake. Oh, shut up
02:25:59
at. How do you explain?
02:26:01
Pull it, I explain. Pull it for building seven.
02:26:04
Do do you realize how common of a phrasing that is?
02:26:09
So. But you're so stupid.
02:26:11
They need to like you're arguing. No. Yeah.
02:26:13
Make sure everyone's clear out of the building.
02:26:15
Even though we just collapsed two full of people,
02:26:18
the firefighters, they actually did want to make sure
02:26:20
the firefighters were clear building seven, but they weren't.
02:26:23
Not all of them.
02:26:24
The more clear of any of the structures.
02:26:26
Nobody got hurt in building seven.
02:26:27
From my understanding, none of the none of no firefighters died on that day.
02:26:31
None of them. No, from building seven. No one. Yeah.
02:26:33
Not. No, no, that was the only building they cared about.
02:26:36
Clearing firefighters from there.
02:26:39
Like when we ran the place. The place we just.
02:26:41
We only care about the firefighters on that day seven was the reason
02:26:44
the only firefighters they see building seven.
02:26:48
How's the Central intelligence? Eight.
02:26:49
We didn't care about the people that worked in that building.
02:26:52
We only cared about the firefighters there.
02:26:57
No, no, I don't think they
02:26:59
fire fighters in New York City.
02:27:03
I think if you're going to commit a crime with a billion building
02:27:06
when they pulled it and who's who is saying this?
02:27:08
Who said, pull it on over the radio, the Oath Keepers, I should know.
02:27:12
The chief link, the owner of building seven, the guy from
02:27:17
what I just say, the leasing company.
02:27:19
Why is he on that?
02:27:20
Why is he, why is he being recorded?
02:27:23
Because all the
02:27:26
emergency broadcast is recorded. Why?
02:27:28
For several.
02:27:30
Is anybody lost?
02:27:31
That's bullshit. Because it's recorded.
02:27:33
Even since, like 1980, it's been recorded and backed up several times.
02:27:36
But why is he on an emergency broadcast?
02:27:38
Why is the owner of the building on an emergency broadcast that the police have?
02:27:43
But I think because he
02:27:44
purchased them, because I don't think it was him,
02:27:48
because it wasn't him,
02:27:49
it wasn't in reference to pulling the building.
02:27:54
And it was it was said very subtly.
02:27:56
Oh, was it?
02:27:59
It could have been anyone in the background.
02:28:00
It could have been like, it's that. That's the dumbest thing.
02:28:02
That's irrelevant.
02:28:03
Have you ever heard.
02:28:03
Yeah. Smoking gun smoke.
02:28:05
Yeah. You have.
02:28:06
Yes. But. Oh that's a smoking gun. Yep.
02:28:08
That'll that'll fucking jury of his peers will find him guilty with that one
02:28:12
fucking you. Yeah. That's it.
02:28:15
That's not the only smoking gun.
02:28:16
What about the insurance timeline that I just mentioned?
02:28:20
That's the only thing that intrigues me is whatever money that was.
02:28:23
The governmental money that was, somehow swept under the rug
02:28:27
like $1 trillion, like $1.7 trillion.
02:28:30
That's the only intriguing thing that I could say, like, okay, the Pentagon.
02:28:33
Yeah, that's, Yeah, lives lost versus here's the thing.
02:28:37
What? Could this be possible?
02:28:38
What if you're in something, you,
02:28:40
do you remember, what am I trying to think of that movie
02:28:45
with a guy gets hypnotized in his office space.
02:28:48
You remember office space?
02:28:49
I know
02:28:50
they didn't burn down the building to purposely fix their mistake,
02:28:54
but there were, like,
02:28:54
while the building is burning down, we might as well fix our mistake.
02:28:57
Do you think a lot of people jumped on board of Disaster and just did that
02:29:02
right?
02:29:02
The weird guy burned it down, but they were like,
02:29:05
they didn't say, hey, maybe you know.
02:29:09
I think so
02:29:10
if you're if you're if you're the intelligence agency money.
02:29:13
What if, what if, what if what if.
02:29:17
Go ahead. Sorry. There's a huge delay.
02:29:19
You're what is like what was the constraints of the money.
02:29:21
No, no.
02:29:23
What kind of the constraints situation.
02:29:25
Because what if what if the strength
02:29:27
constraints, what were the like of the whole money thing?
02:29:31
Was that anything that was international?
02:29:32
I mean, could the Saudis have been involved with whatever
02:29:35
trillions of dollars that was like, maybe
02:29:40
you mean maybe they were backing?
02:29:41
Well, then why did why did bin laden come out and go, yeah, we did it
02:29:46
because it they fit to his benefit.
02:29:48
They always did that.
02:29:49
They've been doing that as long as I can remember.
02:29:52
Anything bad would happen in there like we did it.
02:29:54
We hit America.
02:29:56
That's.
02:29:57
They were like, oh, we prayed enough.
02:29:58
Oh, I did it for us.
02:30:00
They just want to look like they're badasses.
02:30:02
Look, we hit us.
02:30:03
We hit the United States.
02:30:04
More people usually take credit.
02:30:05
That didn't do it.
02:30:07
Yeah, yeah.
02:30:08
No, I'm not against theory at all.
02:30:10
If you're the Pentagon and you can listen to
02:30:12
everything that's happening in the world,
02:30:14
you know that Silverstein Properties is about to commit insurance fraud
02:30:17
and sound of everything that's happening in the world.
02:30:19
So they're like, we can either stop them or we can take advantage.
02:30:22
You know, that's $6 trillion that we just lost.
02:30:24
Why don't we send a plane there to and get rid of that problem all at once
02:30:28
on the same day, and people would be such a shock.
02:30:30
There's there's easier ways to do that without having.
02:30:32
You could just fake a bombing on something that nobody's actually in there.
02:30:36
And there are easier ways.
02:30:37
But what if that was just dropped right in their lap?
02:30:39
It's going to happen anyway.
02:30:41
Let's just let's just create this huge
02:30:44
disaster, New York City as a city with America,
02:30:47
because that's where he bought the building that he had,
02:30:49
could have crippled it, could have crippled the fucking city.
02:30:51
Like, if it actually fallen over.
02:30:53
Sure could have. Yep.
02:30:55
It sure could have.
02:30:56
It's like you didn't care. It's one of the.
02:30:58
I'm just suggesting that that's.
02:31:00
It was an insurance scam.
02:31:01
I have no proof except the timeline.
02:31:03
So obviously. Allegedly.
02:31:05
So insurance just went up.
02:31:07
So we're just going to put, you know, it fell. It fell accidentally.
02:31:09
What how do you explain the visual of the planes
02:31:12
hitting the building that started the whole catalyst.
02:31:13
The catalyst?
02:31:14
What do you mean? Well, accidentally, that's I'm not saying it's
02:31:18
how you started this is that since buildings were maybe
02:31:20
built shitty and shoddy back then, maybe it was just a malfunction of some kind
02:31:25
based on the explosion that stopped the again, that particular building,
02:31:30
which is built around the same exact time slightly earlier,
02:31:34
just because it was going to have similar devices for wind resistance.
02:31:38
And I always thought that it was just some.
02:31:41
There was just the flex of the, of the steel.
02:31:43
So ever since they went from rivets to welding,
02:31:46
you were able to make structures that have less,
02:31:50
less, structure to them because you can have welds
02:31:55
that are stronger, that are entailed with longer beams.
02:31:59
Riveting.
02:32:00
You had to put rivets every the same man plugs of plant plugs in the back flexes.
02:32:05
I thought it was always a natural flex from the at the mention of that building,
02:32:10
which was a, taller or similar.
02:32:14
It was the tallest building at the time.
02:32:19
Was fucking had a mega
02:32:21
powered mechanism that helped during wind
02:32:24
and the if the mechanism failed,
02:32:27
the building could collapse is what it said.
02:32:30
If there was a power situation of that sounds absolutely stupid.
02:32:33
It looked like it collapsed from wind.
02:32:35
Wouldn't wind make it kind of topple over instead of fall straight down?
02:32:38
I don't know, because I don't know how that works.
02:32:42
But it said collapse. It didn't say fall over.
02:32:44
That article said collapse. That was from CNN.
02:32:46
It said collapse, not fall over.
02:32:48
I made a point to say that back
02:32:49
when we were talking about it, I already closed the browser.
02:32:50
Otherwise I bring it back up.
02:32:51
But I gotta stop doing that.
02:32:54
But sometimes it helps me clean up what I need to get to afterwards.
02:32:57
Yeah, but the World Trade Center did not have electric.
02:33:00
It just it was literally designed to just sway,
02:33:04
which I felt when I stood up in that fucker.
02:33:07
And I don't mean like, oh, I mean, no, I have done that. I,
02:33:11
oh, I want to get the fuck down.
02:33:14
I didn't my girlfriend
02:33:14
and I occasionally got the the suite in the top of the Marriott in Detroit
02:33:18
that you can feel the,
02:33:21
wood before it fell down.
02:33:23
Anyway, you do you see, glass, you step out on glass
02:33:27
and you're looking straight fucking down the side of the building
02:33:31
and the glass.
02:33:32
This is the weirdest part.
02:33:33
The glass is cracked
02:33:35
and you're thinking, and I'm thinking, what the fuck?
02:33:37
And there's so many people there that are scared about it
02:33:39
that there's like a sign that says, this is not the glass that's supporting you.
02:33:43
This is just like flooring, you know what I mean?
02:33:46
And it it cracks obvious. Well, replace it anyway.
02:33:50
Yeah.
02:33:51
I just I'm like, let's
02:33:52
just get the fuck down before the reason the cracks is going to be
02:33:55
because you know what my whole family said when I said, let's get down
02:33:57
before it falls.
02:33:58
They said, oh, that'll never happen.
02:34:01
Or no.
02:34:01
They said, what are the chances of that happening?
02:34:04
I thought, dude, I that's the fucking thing.
02:34:06
I said, maybe you're maybe you're responsible for it.
02:34:09
Talk to my friends. I did predict it the day before.
02:34:11
I told everybody to get your money out of the fucking stock market.
02:34:14
Something crazy's happening because I used to monitor that shit.
02:34:16
I was just getting into day trading.
02:34:18
And the day before, you can see how many people knew
02:34:21
it was going to happen just by their portfolio.
02:34:24
There's no way that and I don't know if it's just the Saudis, you know,
02:34:27
they were like, hey, how did you know that it's going to do like,
02:34:30
this mass, this stock market in New York?
02:34:33
Anybody that was at the party, at this dude's house
02:34:36
to this day, there was a bunch of people that a little I'll vouch for this.
02:34:38
They're like, how the fuck did you know?
02:34:39
And I'm like, I didn't know anything was going to happen.
02:34:41
I didn't know what was going to happen,
02:34:43
but a bunch of signals were saying something was going to happen,
02:34:46
which tells me way more people knew than we think.
02:34:49
A bunch of signals
02:34:52
God was telling you,
02:34:54
I listened to a God that I don't even believe in.
02:34:57
Can you hear that? What is that?
02:34:58
What I don't hear?
02:35:01
What is that like weird music.
02:35:04
It's all man. It's all of you. Yeah.
02:35:06
Speaking of weird music, I man on with the show.
02:35:12
Oh, do you know what?
02:35:14
You know?
02:35:15
Where in the world is draw?
02:35:19
What is Blue cross?
02:35:20
Do do look like down in the dungeon?
02:35:24
Are you in here?
02:35:26
Same exact thing to do.
02:35:29
Some story here to draw like that clears up where he's been.
02:35:34
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
02:35:38
Well, tell me where in the world is Dr.
02:35:42
Drew?
02:35:43
Yo, Jericho.
02:35:46
I'm not going to play because I'll ruin the game
02:35:48
so our commenters can start guessing.
02:35:52
Gary's clear the wrong way to ruin the game.
02:35:54
It's like, you know, I always you tracking this right away.
02:35:58
I have
02:35:58
no way to track you have an Apple goes across your phone on the corner.
02:36:05
Account you got no chance.
02:36:10
No chance.
02:36:11
Now you come.
02:36:14
Is that a real song, or did you just make an eye?
02:36:16
Yeah.
02:36:16
That's, No, that's Vince McMahon's theme music from the WWE.
02:36:20
And he kept it, like, the entire time.
02:36:22
You know?
02:36:24
Yeah, it was based off of, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
02:36:28
What do you get?
02:36:29
No chance of expressing your.
02:36:33
Now? I've got to be a me.
02:36:39
No chance about you got no chance.
02:36:44
You know, since the.
02:36:48
The questions get.
02:36:49
First of all, where the where in the world is George?
02:36:51
Does anybody know? No.
02:36:54
I'm going to guess Michigan.
02:36:55
Is that correct?
02:36:57
Did you get Ryan's last comment there?
02:36:59
Yeah.
02:37:00
No. The art I used to believe the owner of the.
02:37:03
What the fuck are you. What?
02:37:04
The owner of the Twin Towers eight.
02:37:06
What the fuck? I we
02:37:09
gotta read faster.
02:37:10
We already saw the other one I like.
02:37:11
And welcome to Fladge Rants Live like comment.
02:37:13
Subscribe below. We are here every Monday at 10 p.m.
02:37:15
eastern.
02:37:15
Next week we'll be here without Gary or we're stopping the show.
02:37:19
I used to believe 911 was an inside job.
02:37:23
Now, not for sure. I read that one.
02:37:25
If the owner of the Twin Towers ate breakfast there at the towers
02:37:28
every single day except for that day, do there's so many.
02:37:31
You could.
02:37:31
I mean, we could spend a whole show about that.
02:37:34
Maybe he was.
02:37:34
You can track it down. Every single day.
02:37:37
Every day.
02:37:37
Never missed a day.
02:37:38
You know, this?
02:37:41
Yeah.
02:37:42
I have no idea, but.
02:37:43
So, so so those those theories are easy to poke a hole in.
02:37:46
Then they flew a plane into the building and caused it to collapse on purpose.
02:37:53
Yeah.
02:37:53
I mean, those are two different statements, though.
02:37:55
I don't think they flew planes in it to make it collapse.
02:37:57
It's easier to it as a simple reason as to why it collapsed.
02:38:02
What would have happened
02:38:02
if they would have just demolished it without asking, without telling people?
02:38:06
Here's another thing just on its own.
02:38:08
Someone bombed it from underneath. Crazy.
02:38:10
If he would have actually went through and just about
02:38:13
to fucking demolish the building for that insurance doesn't
02:38:16
cover demolish, demolish to make.
02:38:21
Again, you have to cover demolishing
02:38:23
a building a whole airliner from from an air
02:38:27
port.
02:38:28
Do the complexity of a crime is no, it is not over
02:38:31
a reason that someone would commit.
02:38:34
You're all choppy for summary.
02:38:35
Drones were not like you think back then.
02:38:37
Maybe they had them in certain.
02:38:40
Fuck you.
02:38:42
I just want to hear what you're saying.
02:38:43
If what you're saying is important, I want you to let you know
02:38:45
that maybe not everybody's hearing it.
02:38:49
But when you stop talking,
02:38:50
it sounds perfect, so that's weird.
02:38:54
Shut up.
02:38:58
Nobody's guessing where you are.
02:38:59
So while we're playing that show, who was the first?
02:39:02
No one's guessing where I am.
02:39:03
Who was the very where
02:39:06
you drove here?
02:39:07
The beer I'm drinking is from here.
02:39:09
You didn't have to buy beer at a liquor store.
02:39:11
So you're not, like, in new Jersey or anywhere.
02:39:13
You're not in New York. You're not in Canada?
02:39:16
No, I didn't buy the fucking grocery store.
02:39:19
Yeah, but it was a grocery store I've ever been to.
02:39:21
It's a very unique.
02:39:22
It must be in this area was an H-e-b.
02:39:25
I dunno what the fuck that means.
02:39:26
H-e-b is the best grocery store in the fucking world,
02:39:29
but they're only available, like around Texas.
02:39:31
This thing was like us.
02:39:33
This is the biggest grocery store I've ever been in.
02:39:36
And they didn't. They had groceries. That was it.
02:39:39
It wasn't like a myer where they have, you know, kayaks and shit.
02:39:43
Right?
02:39:45
Kayaks.
02:39:46
That's weird that I went with clothes and you went with kayaks?
02:39:49
What kind of fucking? It was cold.
02:39:50
Well, kind of my market.
02:39:52
It had market in its name.
02:39:55
Sporting goods.
02:39:55
I would have went with, firearms.
02:39:58
Who was the very first ever WWE champion.
02:40:01
Do you think you saw this? There?
02:40:04
Wow. So you don't have you don't know ball.
02:40:06
I gotcha the first ever WWE champion who gives a shit.
02:40:10
I know it was buddy, right?
02:40:12
Because you're looking at it is your fucking 63.
02:40:15
It wasn't even the WWE champion.
02:40:16
It was the WWF.
02:40:20
How about that?
02:40:21
The questions get that was the easiest question.
02:40:23
By the way, which wrestlers entrance theme begins with the words
02:40:26
if you smell what the rock is cooking,
02:40:30
the rock is the answer.
02:40:32
But that was what he says. Yes.
02:40:34
What year did WCW AEW officially merged with the WWE?
02:40:38
I think like,
02:40:44
From the 2000, I think nine, 11.
02:40:50
2000.
02:40:51
I was going to say 2003, but for some reason I want to say 99,001.
02:40:55
It was September 11th, 2001. Wow.
02:40:59
That's weird.
02:40:59
What a weird coincidence. Was it really? No.
02:41:03
What was the first wrestler to win the WWE money in the Bank briefcase?
02:41:07
I don't even know what the fuck.
02:41:08
I don't think I was watching then.
02:41:10
I know Chris Jericho came up with the concept.
02:41:12
I forget who the first person to win it was.
02:41:17
CM punk, I got a button here.
02:41:20
Dolph Ziggler.
02:41:23
It was edge.
02:41:26
Edge. All right.
02:41:28
Which wrestler is known as the Rated-R superstar?
02:41:32
Edge.
02:41:33
Oh, you see how I see what I did there?
02:41:35
All right. This this is round two.
02:41:37
Round two.
02:41:38
We're going to round two.
02:41:41
The Asian portion.
02:41:42
Round.
02:41:43
Round two.
02:41:44
Oh. Dude, what you got to say?
02:41:46
It's called, it's called finishing moves.
02:41:47
Who uses the finishing move?
02:41:49
Stone Cold Stunner, but they're stone
02:41:53
egg roll.
02:41:54
That's correct.
02:41:55
I knew the answer without even looking.
02:41:57
The 619 is a signature move, of which high flying wrestler,
02:42:01
Rey Mysterio.
02:42:02
Give me a hell yeah.
02:42:05
Yes.
02:42:07
I didn't have to see that one.
02:42:09
I suppose.
02:42:12
Oh, what's happening is that's his,
02:42:15
Here we go. Lit.
02:42:17
I don't know what that word is in pencil.
02:42:19
Are you in Pennsylvania?
02:42:21
I may be may sense.
02:42:23
You're in Latrobe.
02:42:24
You're in La Trobe.
02:42:25
Is it Latrobe? You know what, Latrobe?
02:42:27
Where is Latrobe like?
02:42:28
Where? It's the biggest city near Latrobe.
02:42:31
And we'll give it to you.
02:42:33
That's incredible.
02:42:34
Is he stalking you? Did you give any clues?
02:42:37
Because I didn't pick. Because he has.
02:42:38
He does he know the fucking grocery store I went to?
02:42:40
That's the only thing is that
02:42:42
like a staple in this area you said was, is they don't serve beer.
02:42:45
They. Why?
02:42:45
They had beer, but I couldn't buy it, that's all you said.
02:42:48
Oh, and it was all grocery.
02:42:51
It's not Latrobe, but I don't know if it's that
02:42:54
if it's close because there's a couple
02:42:55
there's a couple of cities that have funny names around me.
02:42:59
No, I'm not drinking rolling Rock.
02:43:01
There you go.
02:43:02
Keystone State Park, just west.
02:43:04
I'm not just west of Pittsburgh.
02:43:07
Is that where you are looking a.
02:43:10
I mean, sort of.
02:43:12
So I'm, I'm near Gailey and Beaver.
02:43:15
There's literally a Gailey
02:43:18
and a beaver.
02:43:22
So that would be lesbian.
02:43:24
That's the county of lesbian.
02:43:26
The grocery store I went to is, Market District.
02:43:29
It's called.
02:43:29
Dude, this thing is fucking ridiculous.
02:43:33
I've never seen a fucking grocery store this fucking big.
02:43:37
You sure it wasn't just a myer, a fancy Myer?
02:43:40
No, it was called Market District.
02:43:42
Market district?
02:43:43
It literally was like you walked in and it was like a fucking district.
02:43:46
Like of a grocery store.
02:43:48
I don't know,
02:43:49
I don't know how many items like you could, but there produce, I was there.
02:43:53
It was fucking dude. It was ridiculous.
02:43:55
Fucking ridiculous.
02:43:56
I'd like to see them during like a better operational hours when,
02:43:59
like everything, everything is open because they have like the hot food area.
02:44:03
They've got the fucking beer area that like I think you can like, drink in there.
02:44:08
I'm not sure.
02:44:09
Is that the logo there?
02:44:11
Is there the. Oh, that's the only market district.
02:44:13
What makes it what made your, What's the Gary.
02:44:16
So sorry.
02:44:17
What made Ryan brother think, Let's roll.
02:44:21
I was like, where is Gary, by the way?
02:44:22
The fuck you're drinking? Rolling Rock.
02:44:25
No. Trolleybus by Pittsburgh? Yep.
02:44:28
Drinking black house.
02:44:31
Blueberry week, which is,
02:44:34
seasonal taste.
02:44:35
By Pittsburgh Brewing Company.
02:44:37
What do you mean? This is fucking great.
02:44:39
Oh, this is like five.
02:44:40
No wonder I'm on my fucking fifth one already.
02:44:43
Looks like it tastes like a waffle
02:44:46
bell.
02:44:46
Not really, but I could see that a blueberry waffle.
02:44:52
A happy blueberry waffle.
02:44:55
All right, back to this guy getting his ass kicked.
02:44:57
As soon as I find this stupid
02:45:00
nut, it's like we can go to the order. It.
02:45:04
They freak out the club
02:45:05
because they dare to say hello.
02:45:09
It rains quick when the ice serves.
02:45:11
That to go
02:45:14
where in the world is the Georgia dry?
02:45:18
Yo, Georgia.
02:45:21
First guest in breaking
02:45:23
Gary will be sending you a t shirt.
02:45:26
Yeah,
02:45:28
yeah, the clear from the clearance rack.
02:45:30
We really need to get rid of the rest of them.
02:45:31
Yeah, before we close down, shut.
02:45:35
So that I didn't break it.
02:45:37
And we have breaking news. Yeah.
02:45:38
Had to pay embroidering fee every time we change the logo.
02:45:41
Oh, no, really, I didn't though. Yeah, yeah, but.
02:45:43
So we can make as many as the old logos we want, so I will I guess the hats
02:45:47
will just stay on.
02:45:55
Even yesterday,
02:45:56
toddler's tragic death after routine circumcision shocks Australia,
02:46:01
two year old boys died from a morphine toxicity after a circumcision
02:46:04
that the Perth clinic while his brother required emergency
02:46:07
surgery, prompting an investigation into medical negligence.
02:46:11
What do you mean?
02:46:11
A two year old boy died from.
02:46:15
This is that his brother was also getting
02:46:18
so a two year old boy who's
02:46:21
getting their kids circumcised at two years old.
02:46:24
You can do it at any age.
02:46:26
Well, yeah, but what kind of fucking punishment is that?
02:46:29
Dude, this is too close to home for me.
02:46:31
I don't want to talk about it. My.
02:46:32
My son's circumcision was botched.
02:46:37
You know this.
02:46:38
You know, as I'm not making this story up, dude, they had to go in
02:46:41
and do it again in, like, mild reconstructive surgery to fix it.
02:46:44
Dude. It sucked.
02:46:46
It's a huge mistake.
02:46:47
I wish I wouldn't have done it.
02:46:49
I've been giving oral sex to my son.
02:46:52
Come on, man,
02:46:54
he clearly made you give an oral sex tonight.
02:46:56
I every time.
02:46:57
That is probably
02:46:58
my only guest act that I've ever done is I may have given oral sex to my.
02:47:02
That's a mistake.
02:47:03
That's a mistake he gave when my wife was pregnant.
02:47:06
I may have given. He may have given oral sex to me. Clearly.
02:47:11
Is that what your son said about the circumcision?
02:47:13
Speak honestly.
02:47:14
Speaking of a father finished finishing.
02:47:17
What could be worse?
02:47:18
He's still alive.
02:47:19
Would you rather have him dead?
02:47:21
Is it that bad?
02:47:24
You know what, I don't know.
02:47:25
I don't have the nerve to talk to him about it.
02:47:28
As an adult. I'm pretty sure it's fine now.
02:47:32
Yeah, I'm sure he hasn't done.
02:47:34
He doesn't even know till now.
02:47:36
Well, I look at mine all the time and look at, like the,
02:47:39
I don't know, like where some of the scar tissue is.
02:47:41
And you kind of wonder how like
02:47:43
where they cut and like how they decided to sew it.
02:47:46
Where. You mean.
02:47:48
No, I don't I mean, I know what you mean, but I don't look like
02:47:51
up to the head, right? Like.
02:47:55
I, I've never seen.
02:47:56
Or do they cut it at the just the discoloration mark.
02:47:59
Like the worm. The worm.
02:48:02
Mark I think it depends.
02:48:04
And they, they saw it at that spot
02:48:08
because I have two areas where there's possible I don't know what do they do?
02:48:12
Glue it
02:48:14
I with my son, they snipped it and then put a ring around it.
02:48:18
That was well this is the guy who did it who botched said
02:48:22
he looks like he did it with his mouth.
02:48:24
So that was, you know, well, there there is a thing.
02:48:26
I don't know if you've ever heard of that. No, I've never heard of that.
02:48:28
Why don't you tell me about that? What is it? The,
02:48:31
Circumcision sucks.
02:48:32
The blood out.
02:48:34
He doesn't suck it up because he has to.
02:48:36
He sucks the blood out because that's part of the ceremony.
02:48:39
I mean,
02:48:40
you know.
02:48:41
Yeah, I guess he has to.
02:48:42
Then he doesn't have to.
02:48:44
There's no medical need, is what I meant.
02:48:46
He does it because it's ceremony.
02:48:47
It's nasty.
02:48:50
Dude, you don't you don't him.
02:48:51
All right. We're aware.
02:48:52
Do I see health
02:48:54
mitts?
02:48:54
All righty. Hey.
02:48:57
Sorry.
02:48:58
It's like my fucking rolling balls.
02:49:01
When a baby circumcised some Jewish ritual.
02:49:03
Circumcised Muslim do a practice called mitzvah.
02:49:07
Be here.
02:49:10
Little iPads.
02:49:10
Where the mitzvah father is going to be pierced.
02:49:13
Uses our mouth to suck blood away from the baby
02:49:16
circumcision wound as part of the circumcision ritual.
02:49:20
After mitzvah, baby, whatever.
02:49:22
Some babies can get an infection.
02:49:24
I wonder if that infection is, like herpes or, syphilis.
02:49:29
Whatever's in the guy's mouth, it could be just simple tooth bacteria,
02:49:32
for all we know, you know? Right. But,
02:49:36
here's my man,
02:49:38
routine circumcision at Gino's Medical Clinic in Perth.
02:49:41
Perth, Australia turned deadly on December 7th, 2021, when?
02:49:46
Late December 7th 21.
02:49:48
This was just posted the other fucking day yesterday
02:49:52
succumbed to opioid Texas toxicity.
02:49:55
So the kid out of opioid toxicity, they gave him too much drug.
02:49:59
But again, I don't know why they wait until, two years old to, do this.
02:50:04
Probably the older
02:50:05
they wait, the more they have to do 6000 circumcisions and 4000 in Iraq.
02:50:09
Shout out to Ryan brother in 2000 and Australia.
02:50:13
How many milligrams morphine?
02:50:15
This man David.
02:50:19
Made a hospital.
02:50:19
Really?
02:50:21
It's an armada
02:50:23
now. It's his arm and Dale.
02:50:25
But I'm just trying to be connecting.
02:50:28
Well, who knew that Dale?
02:50:32
Who knew that a circumcision could kill a motherfucker?
02:50:36
I did.
02:50:40
Oh, I sure did.
02:50:42
If a circumcision can't kill a motherfucker, an MMA fighter?
02:50:45
Sure the fuck right.
02:50:46
He doesn't.
02:50:46
All right, so let me warn you. As I mentioned, this is pretty graphically.
02:50:48
Let's roll the first one.
02:50:49
Oh, I like the way we gotta watch this.
02:50:51
This isn't my man.
02:50:54
No, this is where the rest of the wrestling act gone wrong.
02:50:56
Where an MMA fighter came in.
02:50:57
This is a better clip that without being blurred out from what we watched.
02:51:00
So he's supposed to be in there
02:51:01
because otherwise this guy wouldn't be, like, playing into his,
02:51:05
wrestling move here.
02:51:08
Watch.
02:51:10
So this is him in the ring out.
02:51:14
Proceeded to hit him in the face around 20 times.
02:51:16
000.
02:51:17
Are they going to replay that slower or.
02:51:19
No, I mean, you know, there's no why is the one jumping on him?
02:51:23
Because it's a wrestling match and they think it's
02:51:26
part of the I know you're like these.
02:51:29
Those are real punches.
02:51:31
You like any any idiot.
02:51:32
It wasn't even the punch the body slam because this is the
02:51:36
the the actually the the body slam wasn't there wasn't anything to his head.
02:51:41
Dude. Watch.
02:51:42
I know the way, dude, but they they do dumb shit like that all the time.
02:51:47
Like, it doesn't necessarily knock people out like that.
02:51:49
They might get
02:51:50
a fucking like a shit again, knowing that he totally gave up his body
02:51:54
like you would for somebody you trust in a wrestling match.
02:51:56
You trust it? Yeah. You could see the baby hugged him.
02:51:59
I noticed that,
02:51:59
and he takes him out of complete anger and slams his fucking head in.
02:52:03
And at that point, the guy is practically out.
02:52:06
I mean, he's not. Why isn't he?
02:52:07
Why isn't he covering his face while he's getting punched?
02:52:09
I don't know where the ref is.
02:52:10
I don't know why the ref isn't like,
02:52:12
just wait dude, for more in the know on this than I am you guys at all.
02:52:16
I don't think this is.
02:52:16
And I specifically,
02:52:18
you know, I mean, I it looks like, the clip starts with the rampage reaction.
02:52:21
Then we're going.
02:52:21
I think he didn't go far enough back or you weren't going to see what happened.
02:52:25
Okay.
02:52:25
To describe it and then go back there.
02:52:28
You go back to him.
02:52:29
This is this part is somewhere they didn't really show him getting ready
02:52:33
for someone else to go into the ring, potentially doing something.
02:52:36
Okay. Not so grabby.
02:52:37
That was a different clip. Fake punch okay.
02:52:40
He doesn't do that. All right.
02:52:41
So and we warn you, as I understand it, this is pretty graphically violent.
02:52:44
Let's roll the first clip.
02:52:48
Right there.
02:52:48
I'm in the red.
02:52:49
He's he lays on his right upper shoulders.
02:52:52
You don't want to sleep.
02:52:52
You want to slam on it more even.
02:52:54
But wow.
02:52:58
Yeah. That's wrong. Max.
02:52:59
Why is he punching him straight up?
02:53:00
That's a serious crime. This.
02:53:03
That's a serious crime for the guy in the white
02:53:06
t shirt is a an MMA fighter.
02:53:09
He can beat the shit out of people, apparently.
02:53:11
Did he not realize that it was, scripted?
02:53:13
Yeah, but, there is some that say that wrestler.
02:53:17
They're tougher match for
02:53:20
because the MMA fighters stopped after a certain point here
02:53:23
with the wrestler shoes and came dashing out of the almost out of the crowd.
02:53:28
I mean, obviously he's a wrestler
02:53:29
that was there to wrestle someone else, but he actually came in.
02:53:31
He's the only one that tried to stop it, and he cannot stop the guy on alone. Oh.
02:53:41
But if he can.
02:53:43
Yeah, this little skinny fucker is going to be.
02:53:45
Somebody grab his leg.
02:53:46
Yeah, you're going to get fucking killed, dude,
02:53:48
I would just I would let the bigger people handle that.
02:53:51
Dude. He's dressed up like a baseball baby.
02:53:52
It's rhetorical. He's just.
02:53:54
So, to be clear, just so you know that, the man who hit Psycho Stu,
02:53:57
we're told is in stable, but critical condition.
02:54:01
Yeah, they had to try.
02:54:02
They were trying to revive him. Somebody.
02:54:04
There's a lot of rumors and speculation right now.
02:54:05
Somebody said he flatlined in the ring and they had to bring him back.
02:54:08
There is video of them trying to revive him.
02:54:09
Yeah, there's also video guys, if you can find it, of the idiotic moronic
02:54:14
ref actually calling in one of the wrestlers
02:54:17
to do a three count on him while he's down and out. Wow.
02:54:20
How is the ref not aware that those were real effing punches?
02:54:23
Yeah, well, everyone else who's actually a performer aware of it.
02:54:26
Yeah, and I guess this might be used as an excuse.
02:54:30
Some people are saying that for that.
02:54:32
The reason he did that is because there was an altercation, before the match.
02:54:37
And also, again, you guys, you have to understand.
02:54:39
Okay, so he was given a receipt from earlier in ality.
02:54:42
So, if someone spitballs you, you know, you don't get to
02:54:46
to kill them in a public space, as I understand it.
02:54:49
But for the main reason, some people are just.
02:54:52
I thought it was a setup,
02:54:54
but you don't know me.
02:54:55
Hell, no.
02:54:56
Yeah. Into guys, I see that.
02:54:59
Oh, like, dude, in real life, you don't bash
02:55:04
a fucking can on somebody's head unless it's a wrestling setup, right?
02:55:08
Hold on. What is this supposed to be?
02:55:10
This is the same two guys outside the before the match.
02:55:13
Oh, weird.
02:55:18
I guess this might be used as an excuse.
02:55:21
Some people are saying that for that.
02:55:23
The reason he did that doesn't match because there was an altercation.
02:55:27
I don't care what happened. More the match and also for.
02:55:30
Yeah, you have to understand this, this concept of
02:55:32
they're also professionals when they're both in the ring.
02:55:35
Hey, I see that.
02:55:36
Oh, oh, oh them in a public space.
02:55:40
But understand it.
02:55:41
This happened before the match jumped.
02:55:43
I was waiting and waiting. Right?
02:55:44
Right when I jumped is when it cut.
02:55:46
Well, you don't know me.
02:55:47
Hell, no. Yeah.
02:55:49
That's that.
02:55:50
Is that I see that.
02:55:51
Oh. Oh, you got that was his is.
02:55:56
He's not a. Oh no. Yeah. That.
02:56:02
You know so he's you know.
02:56:04
Whoa.
02:56:05
He. Did you hear me. You just said you want to sell it.
02:56:07
Did you see that? So here's what I think happened.
02:56:09
I think they were told to play this up.
02:56:11
They were going to wrestle in the ring or something.
02:56:12
He was going to jump in or whatever.
02:56:14
And as soon as he hit him in the fucking side of the head with an unopened or open.
02:56:18
Either way, it was a full can of drink.
02:56:20
I think the black guy was like, this is not what I signed up for,
02:56:23
and he decided he was going to kick his ass.
02:56:26
But instead of kicking his ass right here on even playing field, he waited
02:56:29
till he was in a complete position in front of a fucking audience
02:56:34
and completely ruining the show for everybody.
02:56:37
Hold on, hold on. You could have.
02:56:39
You could have handled that right here, right now. Go.
02:56:41
Oh, I know, I know you well. We're good.
02:56:43
Oh, no, you.
02:56:45
I came up with that.
02:56:47
I'm an MMA fighter, man.
02:56:49
Oh, fuck.
02:56:49
No, I won't even need that, bro.
02:56:52
Yeah, here's the thing.
02:56:53
He got hit in the head with a fucking
02:56:55
probably a beer or whatever, and he's saying sorry.
02:56:58
Well, even the MMA fighter is going to know somebody limp and out.
02:57:01
And to hit someone when they are completely unconscious like that, you're.
02:57:05
That's attempted murder at that point.
02:57:07
That's what they're about to say.
02:57:09
That's way out of line.
02:57:10
And at that point in time, if he would have punched him immediately, exactly.
02:57:13
If he would have fought him immediately, no problem.
02:57:15
And that's assuming that that isn't like, you know, they have these shows
02:57:18
that are a show camp.
02:57:19
It is a show it's supposed to be.
02:57:20
I can't say it is for sure, but there's a lot of speculation right now.
02:57:23
So they're saying it was staged in that this part of the interplay
02:57:27
and you know that, you know, I don't know who you are.
02:57:29
Some people are saying he's going to come into the ring.
02:57:30
Well, okay, maybe he's sitting ringside, you know, like so like, hey,
02:57:34
this is supposed to be filmed and you're not selling me, hitting you with the can.
02:57:37
We're supposed to be playing this up for.
02:57:39
So it seems like he had an idea.
02:57:41
One of the guys.
02:57:41
So having this angle and the other guy had no idea that he was creating this angle,
02:57:46
and he's trying to say, hey.
02:57:47
So I'm like, okay, I can see that.
02:57:49
But you use
02:57:50
if you're doing something like that, you should have a conversation
02:57:53
with him before hand.
02:57:54
But there is
02:57:55
there is some adage of trying to get a little bit of realism out of it.
02:57:59
So catching him off guard to try to get him to to actually react well,
02:58:03
especially if the bearded guy thinks the MMA fighters an actual
02:58:06
another wrestler that knows the game instead of a fucking make.
02:58:10
Oh, so wait, you know this is an
02:58:13
and he knows he's not a wrestler, so he's just trying to get some
02:58:16
some real emotion out of him,
02:58:18
knowing that he can kind of fuck with them a little bit.
02:58:21
And the guy is going to going to react to it.
02:58:23
If you're a wrestler and you're going for that, you might know that, like,
02:58:26
okay, this guy's trying to get something out of me.
02:58:29
He probably knew how to hit him on the head with the beer can.
02:58:31
And it just look messed up.
02:58:33
Yeah. It didn't it didn't look. It hurt. Yeah, it didn't look much.
02:58:35
Yeah.
02:58:36
It's clear, though,
02:58:37
who we're about to learn a little bit of backstory
02:58:40
about like no no, no no no, they're playing around.
02:58:41
They did this. I'm going to go in the ring and actually punch him.
02:58:43
No, I'm really going to punch him.
02:58:45
Like, how should I do it? Should I do this?
02:58:47
And he's asking is his chat for basically suggestions?
02:58:50
I mean, it's all he's going to have a really hard time saying it's anything
02:58:53
other than that because he's literally narrating the entire thing,
02:58:56
and then afterwards he's walking a street that's a lot of, you know, clothes.
02:59:00
After doing this and like, they're to mess with me, man,
02:59:03
they're not going to be doing that to me.
02:59:04
You know, like he's he basically admits everything premeditated.
02:59:09
Yeah.
02:59:09
But plenty of time between the end of the statement
02:59:11
and the ring may have been a calm down and to seek other avenues of redress,
02:59:15
but man, he's he's going to go away and he should very quickly.
02:59:18
I will say this very clearly because now
02:59:19
when you're getting into the realm of, performance art, which is what wrestling
02:59:22
is, and I know it's an athletic endeavor, I understand very hard in the body.
02:59:24
But these are, these are these are predetermined outcomes.
02:59:27
And you are relying on the good faith of your partner
02:59:29
and to help you see the guy when he Pickman, rampage, pick him up.
02:59:31
He didn't freak out.
02:59:32
He grabbed him like he would if somebody else was picking him up to do it.
02:59:34
Some kind of a throw. I don't know what to call it.
02:59:35
It's not. It's not super, but something. Right? Yeah.
02:59:36
And then he threw him in such a violent way
02:59:38
that his head hits the mat out immediately.
02:59:39
And then just goes to work on it.
02:59:40
Yeah. Yeah. That's that's a very, very cowardly thing to do.
02:59:43
Hey, if you want to fight him now, you're both on equal footing. Yeah.
02:59:45
In that case, you're going where, you know, this guy is going to be acquiescent.
02:59:48
He's supposed to be slammed by you, right?
02:59:50
So we decided to wait until I was more vulnerable.
02:59:52
Like, I wouldn't see it coming. That is equivalent to a sucker punch.
02:59:54
20 something times.
02:59:56
Yeah. And the guy deserves a hard time.
02:59:57
There was another guy who did this was a guy.
02:59:59
There's a documented a New York City, the restaurant
03:00:00
through back in the day of extreme wrestling.
03:00:02
You threw a guy, like,
03:00:05
and he did it.
03:00:05
And I was like, I'm not ready.
03:00:06
I don't know, like, when you're going
03:00:07
that requires that a movie in the ring as well as in Jake also he didn't
03:00:10
he said, no, actually, the guy's name was well-known from.
03:00:12
Oh, yeah, Jesus was the after the awful Wesley.
03:00:14
So I knew Jack was a crazy motherfucker.
03:00:16
It was pretty awful.
03:00:18
Do we have the clip of the ref coming up? Yeah.
03:00:20
So they sent a couple of angles. Apparently this latest angle.
03:00:22
They say
03:00:22
it may look like the ref doesn't know what's going on, so we can see behind it.
03:00:26
Wasn't the ref out of the way? What's going on?
03:00:28
Everything you need to know.
03:00:28
Like the ref immediately tries to continue going.
03:00:31
Like thinking, okay, is this part of the act? It's a bit of like, you know,
03:00:34
even getting
03:00:35
wrestlers a couple around,
03:00:36
like there's a show, you know, and it doesn't quite hit him
03:00:38
that this guy's almost been killed in the ring.
03:00:40
So if you would think it was the worst,
03:00:42
you could think that maybe he wasn't punching him.
03:00:43
So I can't blame the ref if he was the wrong angle.
03:00:45
The rest right there.
03:00:46
But let's, let's see this next clip.
03:00:47
Yeah. The ref is right fucking there.
03:00:49
You know, the ref has to go to see that.
03:00:50
He's telling him, be like, stop, I got it, I got it on faster speed.
03:00:53
So he's not me. Not sure what's going on. I kind of like that. Scared.
03:00:56
Yeah. He might be.
03:00:57
I mean, this is like a this guy in the corner.
03:00:59
The ref would have to know. Now hold on.
03:01:03
The shout outs. Okay, here we go.
03:01:06
Yeah, that's the real.
03:01:08
The ref has to be able to see that he's telling him to like,
03:01:10
why is the ref not doing what an MMA ref would do and dive in between the punches?
03:01:14
And they're probably not sure what's going on.
03:01:16
Ref I think I see the guy in the picture like yeah,
03:01:19
like he was waiting for somebody else to do something and nobody else was in.
03:01:22
He's like the ref thinking I'm not supposed to be like in this match.
03:01:26
At this point.
03:01:26
Somebody who's already in the match now
03:01:27
should be like, oh, dudes should do something.
03:01:30
So it's covered.
03:01:31
Wait, look at look the what the does he.
03:01:35
I mean,
03:01:36
so the dude who came in like the sign is making right now,
03:01:41
are you saying, like the other.
03:01:44
Yeah. That's.
03:01:44
We need a man. Yes.
03:01:46
Yeah, but I mean, shit's real, but the.
03:01:49
Oh when he gave a three count, he could be.
03:01:52
Yeah. That's weird.
03:01:53
He could be saying we need a reason to end this so people can come in here.
03:01:56
I know that the reason to end it is.
03:01:58
Hey, guys, this is very physical theater.
03:02:01
Pause. Somebody is dying.
03:02:04
You don't need to count a guy out.
03:02:05
Well, what the hell are you doing?
03:02:07
Yeah. The podcast. So I'm.
03:02:09
I don't know if you one of the guys who pre-taped all of them.
03:02:11
So it may not be live like that's the most podcasts out there.
03:02:14
He wrote this on X,
03:02:17
and by the way, Rampage Jackson sometimes has been likable.
03:02:20
Yeah.
03:02:20
And has had a lot of missteps and has had mental health issues himself.
03:02:24
Yeah.
03:02:24
Was often known as a whiner who would complain about everything.
03:02:29
And he wanted special
03:02:31
rules that sometimes, like he was, he was known as a bit of a prima donna.
03:02:34
But I know people who've interacted with him personally.
03:02:36
He was decent to them. Yeah.
03:02:38
He wrote, I want to clear up the misinformation about my son, Roger.
03:02:41
Oh, this is the father been confirmed that the wrestler Stuart Smith's Psycho
03:02:45
Stu is awake and stable.
03:02:46
Raja was
03:02:47
unexpectedly hit in the side of the head by him moments before Smith's match.
03:02:51
And, he also was told that he could kind of say, quote, payback.
03:02:56
And he was I think it was part of the show.
03:02:59
It was part of kind of work that went wrong.
03:03:02
Raja said he thought it was away from the MMA fighter, not a pro
03:03:05
wrestler, and had no business involved in an event like this.
03:03:09
I don't condone my son's actions at all.
03:03:12
What sounds to me like you do a little bit.
03:03:14
There's a little bit of some excuses there.
03:03:15
He suffered a concussion from sparring only days ago
03:03:17
and had no business doing anything that was on.
03:03:20
So that's confirmed physical contact.
03:03:22
So he's a father and my only concern.
03:03:24
He never had a concussion to the way he suffered a concussion
03:03:27
just a few days ago, and that's what caused it.
03:03:29
But my main concern now is that Mr.
03:03:30
Smith will make a speedy recovery,
03:03:32
apologize on his behalf, and to kick for the situation.
03:03:37
Kind of.
03:03:37
But maybe he should apologize to you instead of just his father.
03:03:40
It's kind of weird. Like he's a grown man.
03:03:44
So, yeah, this happened brutal.
03:03:48
Eddie Guerrero is the Mexican wrestler here.
03:03:50
Start of the match.
03:03:51
Yeah, that was a long time ago.
03:03:53
I don't think this is a heart attack in the middle of the match.
03:03:55
No, there's like a mysterious deep, deep down inside
03:04:01
Rey Mysterio speaking.
03:04:02
Look, I was worried.
03:04:04
Come on, come on, Rey.
03:04:07
Little ones.
03:04:09
Too much.
03:04:10
Legend tags in.
03:04:11
He's so excited he's hopped up on his steroids.
03:04:14
He's probably a little bit loaded on some pills.
03:04:16
Champion. And he's excited.
03:04:19
He's run all over the place.
03:04:21
Is he fucking hell up here?
03:04:23
He does his fucking three amigos in a minute.
03:04:27
The big back.
03:04:28
But look, the way he's taking up the Dudleys
03:04:33
feeling it, baby Eddie is feeling it big time last night.
03:04:37
Fighting drug kicks in three amigos. Time
03:04:42
one amigos,
03:04:43
miracle suplex, three amigos, two amigo.
03:04:47
Lock it in a third time and he should probably not do the third one,
03:04:51
but he does the third one.
03:04:52
He gets up, he's excited as fuck.
03:04:54
He does his little dance and then all of a sudden he's like, hold on,
03:04:59
wait a minute, wait a minute, wait.
03:05:05
That's
03:05:06
I mean, it looks like he's getting win.
03:05:10
This one. What? So did we just check it out?
03:05:13
Really?
03:05:14
I mean,
03:05:16
he's having a heart attack.
03:05:17
He doesn't die, but he's having a heart attack, and he.
03:05:22
Hey. Hey, you're
03:05:27
hurting me.
03:05:27
Come on. I'm pretty sure that's.
03:05:30
I'm going to go in.
03:05:31
That's the guy on the side of the ring.
03:05:34
No, a political commentator.
03:05:36
He's the only one who understands, like, what needs to be done right now,
03:05:39
which is we just need to get this off television. We need to end this.
03:05:42
He fucking tags himself in,
03:05:44
even though this is slightly controversial.
03:05:46
Even touch him while he's laying down.
03:05:48
He knows he has to do something,
03:05:51
so he just. Let's just fucking end this.
03:05:52
Let's get this done.
03:05:53
Let's get it off TV.
03:05:54
He's yelling at the referee to fucking count it.
03:05:58
The referee quickly counts because they like they need to get this off television.
03:06:02
They need to move away from this.
03:06:04
They need to fucking, you know, distract the audience
03:06:08
and the Dudley boy.
03:06:10
It's not a success.
03:06:12
But they keep showing it on his fucking face, which is crazy.
03:06:15
Eddie Guerrero, what's going on?
03:06:17
What's. Nothing.
03:06:18
I have no idea.
03:06:20
I have never seen anything like this.
03:06:21
And it was just on TV now.
03:06:25
But then sometimes you do happen to just move on
03:06:29
and end it, because otherwise everyone's just going to stand out in this.
03:06:32
Were you watching that live when it happened with Halo?
03:06:35
No, no, I wasn't I wasn't watching that era.
03:06:41
That era.
03:06:41
But yeah, that happened.
03:06:46
Hayward.
03:06:46
My share. Go. What the fuck?
03:06:49
This also happened to.
03:06:53
So, you're a fan of gay guys, right?
03:06:57
I'm a fan of all humans.
03:06:59
I don't really care what you guys.
03:07:01
I say I'm homophobic, but I'm not really afraid of gay guys.
03:07:05
Well, these guys are gay couples.
03:07:07
And follow me.
03:07:08
Well, who appeared on the 10th anniversary episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show?
03:07:12
They met online, called it love at first sight and were in a sexual relationship,
03:07:17
having planned to get married at some point.
03:07:19
But when Lee took Paul home to
03:07:21
For his head, they began to remark on how similar the pair looked.
03:07:25
They then took a DNA test on The Jeremy Kyle Show
03:07:27
and found out that they were, in fact, half brothers.
03:07:30
What is gay potato people?
03:07:31
My name is Charlotte Dobry and you are watching io.
03:07:33
So this happened?
03:07:34
Not that there's anything wrong
03:07:35
with an update on this story, because the story can end, right?
03:07:38
They want to know what happened after they found.
03:07:40
Yeah, pretty much, pretty much the crux of it.
03:07:43
I'm old and adopted when the
03:07:47
good guys don't wait right.
03:07:50
Do you think gay guys are like, I'm going to wait till the 13th date?
03:07:52
No, they're all whores, right? They have sex right away.
03:07:54
I would
03:07:56
hope. Like, what's the age difference here?
03:07:58
Because one looks rough and the other one looks like in great condition.
03:08:02
There's a little bit of gray on the right guy, too.
03:08:03
I think he just has curly hair.
03:08:05
And it makes him look younger.
03:08:07
Maybe, but one looks ravaged by life.
03:08:10
The other one looks like he's been taken care of quite well,
03:08:13
and the two of them chatted for two and a half years before finally deciding
03:08:16
to meet and sucking each other's company.
03:08:18
It was love at first sight, and they'd been together
03:08:20
since meeting in November 2011.
03:08:22
But after it got serious, Paul was introduced to Lee's family
03:08:26
and they noticed that Paul looked a lot like Lee's mom's ex-husband.
03:08:29
Extremely devastated, Paul ran off set crying once the DNA results were read.
03:08:34
When asked how he felt about being in a sexual relationship
03:08:36
with someone that could be his half brother,
03:08:38
Lee replied that the thought made him feel sick,
03:08:41
but even though they each lost something by finding out the results,
03:08:44
they also each gained a half brother and Paul also found out whose parents were
03:08:48
a psychotherapist involved in The Jeremy Kyle Show said that it would take time
03:08:52
for them to process the information they could do.
03:08:55
Well. No shit.
03:08:57
Thank you for modern day psychology.
03:08:59
Psychiatry so needed.
03:09:01
But yeah, that's a funny story.
03:09:05
Funny you don't hear that every day.
03:09:07
Not funny. Ha ha.
03:09:09
More funny.
03:09:11
Like. Yeah.
03:09:12
Children, can you if you're gay and your brothers, do
03:09:15
you adopt inbred children?
03:09:19
I don't know, because.
03:09:19
But man, can, you know, the day they found out, I mean, they were just like,
03:09:24
oh, drat.
03:09:26
Do you remember this lady friend?
03:09:28
I made a song about it.
03:09:31
Which I skipped to the song.
03:09:33
One of the 600 Pound Sisters.
03:09:38
Don't. Don't get in my car.
03:09:40
You're too fat to get in my car.
03:09:42
She was from the Detroit area, so it's relatable to the show.
03:09:45
Well, we have an update.
03:09:48
She is now a rapper, a hot, hot rapper.
03:09:53
We're going to listen to her rap for a minute.
03:09:56
What can I learn?
03:09:58
What do you not sure.
03:09:58
I just don't get my I feel it's fake love.
03:10:03
Wait.
03:10:05
Don't hit my focus.
03:10:06
All I feel is fake love.
03:10:08
Help me.
03:10:09
I'm no discipline.
03:10:09
I'm sorry. You can see it on my rep.
03:10:11
I can do it in my sleep.
03:10:13
I'm a person of pride.
03:10:14
I'm the only one that I.
03:10:17
How is she?
03:10:17
Sitting backwards with her front facing forward.
03:10:23
Eyes.
03:10:23
I'm the head, I'm a stick it.
03:10:26
Hey, I'm the city. No, wait.
03:10:28
I'm the neighborhood park.
03:10:29
I'm over when I see it. Don't knock.
03:10:32
I'll be next at this flip.
03:10:33
This, neck of this straight hot mic.
03:10:37
The headway.
03:10:37
Any party in my way. Oh, my daddy is the problem.
03:10:40
We see me carry. Wait, what?
03:10:41
You wouldn't say it was a problem because it's not a problem.
03:10:44
The weight is not a problem with hope and money and a promise.
03:10:48
I'm so you.
03:10:50
Just to know, we just took the game.
03:10:51
I don't think they see me.
03:10:53
They can destroy my name.
03:10:54
Mama at 50 step this they go respect me.
03:10:58
Oh step is what I'm rapping what I got to thank me.
03:11:01
They quoted in they get it.
03:11:03
Go see them next to me I gotta make you happy.
03:11:06
It's real.
03:11:07
I'm not sure.
03:11:09
This is the lady that they wouldn't let her.
03:11:12
That's real. What's the reason? Over.
03:11:15
At first I thought it was kind of ass, but then it kind of got a little bit
03:11:18
like midway through.
03:11:18
She got it. Actually, it was.
03:11:20
It was halfway decent,
03:11:22
but at first it was a little.
03:11:24
Yeah.
03:11:24
I mean, little shitty.
03:11:27
I mean, it's not like complex of a thing to do, to be honest.
03:11:31
I mean, anyone who rap slept together some rhymes and.
03:11:33
Yeah,
03:11:34
yeah.
03:11:37
You got, any footage of a wasp eating,
03:11:43
oh, I do,
03:11:45
yeah. Dude, I can't believe that. Right?
03:11:47
I'm like. I'm like, I've never seen this type of thing before.
03:11:49
Them send. They're going, wait, what?
03:11:51
We're not going to have a chicken attack today.
03:11:53
We're going to have a wasp attack. We'll save all the chicken.
03:11:55
I have like 40 chicken attacks.
03:11:57
It's already fucking 115.
03:11:59
Oh my God, what happened?
03:12:02
Where is my chicken flaps?
03:12:03
Duck flaps?
03:12:05
Yeah. Right here.
03:12:06
Stupid.
03:12:06
This.
03:12:10
Right. So,
03:12:12
no, bees do not typically eat
03:12:14
worms as their die consists of nectar and pollen.
03:12:17
What? In my fucking window? Go.
03:12:20
However, some species of bees, like vulture
03:12:22
bees, will eat carrion, and some these may consume their own
03:12:27
young under certain circumstances, like a protein short protein shortage.
03:12:31
It is more likely that if you see a bee like insect, attacking
03:12:35
a worm or caterpillar is actually a wasp.
03:12:38
So they're trying to tell me that more than likely
03:12:40
what I was looking at was a Wasp.
03:12:43
I thought it was a hornet.
03:12:45
Was it a wasp? That makes more sense.
03:12:47
A wasp? Well, it does, and I don't think I said hornet.
03:12:49
I meant wasp.
03:12:52
Not a bee.
03:12:55
Maybe you found the first bee that was taking it.
03:12:57
Dude, it's a worm. Maybe.
03:13:00
Maybe this is something I should send, like some science folk somewhere.
03:13:04
If you have.
03:13:04
You sure that you have your worm footage?
03:13:06
If not, I have some worm footage to know
03:13:10
I forgot I have to open it in an actual,
03:13:13
like, fucking thing versus just hitting the space
03:13:16
bar momentarily or more time.
03:13:20
There you go.
03:13:22
Look at this shit.
03:13:23
Look, this motherfucker, you fuck up the
03:13:26
I fuck up the, No, that's my, stamp patio.
03:13:31
I fucked up to zoom a little bit.
03:13:32
I don't know, you can only get so close. They can't like zoom.
03:13:35
They can't focus. If you're, like, too close.
03:13:37
I don't know why it's stupid, but this bitch is eating.
03:13:40
Eating the fuck out of that thing.
03:13:42
What you got to do on an Android?
03:13:43
You got to zoom in and then pull your phone.
03:13:45
Well, I don't have an Android, but Apple's the same way.
03:13:48
You got to zoom in and then pull your phone away the fuck away.
03:13:51
You don't.
03:13:51
You don't need to zoom in because the digital zoom is digital zoom.
03:13:56
Digital zoom. Just use that.
03:13:57
It does a digital zoom.
03:13:59
You can always digital zoom after the fact.
03:14:00
Why would you do what I'm saying?
03:14:01
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
03:14:03
It just use your optical zoom.
03:14:04
Oh that's it'll go and then stop, but then pull your phone out.
03:14:07
Is that what you're doing right now?
03:14:08
But it's 100% eating this worm.
03:14:13
Are you sure?
03:14:15
Yeah. Because my cat does that to me.
03:14:17
But it's not eating me.
03:14:18
You can actually see it devouring.
03:14:20
Or is it just delicious? Yeah.
03:14:22
No, it's it's breaking it apart with its mandibles.
03:14:26
So clearly the worm is larger.
03:14:28
Like, what if you sat there and watched eat the whole thing?
03:14:30
What I want to know is where did the worm go?
03:14:32
Because the worm is larger than the.
03:14:34
Oh, I see, and the worm.
03:14:37
Oh, that's not right.
03:14:38
That doesn't seem very.
03:14:39
I didn't want a carnivore be. I don't want to.
03:14:42
I don't want that.
03:14:44
Oh, you didn't want it to get stronger and make more.
03:14:47
Well, I was assuming like, normally a bee would be.
03:14:49
Let's not give bees about it.
03:14:51
But science sources that was nothing.
03:14:53
I'm back.
03:14:54
You're going to be getting resources, typically pollen,
03:14:57
and bringing it back to a nest for the for the babies.
03:15:00
What is it doing there?
03:15:04
Is it gathering?
03:15:05
Is it going to bring that back and be like, what are you doing with worm?
03:15:07
But everyone else has pollen. Like, what the fuck?
03:15:09
So it's funny you say that.
03:15:11
Do you know that if a if, ant
03:15:14
brings back a piece of, like, poison,
03:15:17
they just.
03:15:18
They dismember the ant. They make.
03:15:20
They make a fucking.
03:15:22
They send a message to all the other ants.
03:15:23
The way they kill the ant. It's really brutal.
03:15:26
Well, they killed a bunch of them in my fucking house the spring.
03:15:30
Because.
03:15:31
Did you know ants are ants pollinate as much as bees?
03:15:34
I didn't know that until recently.
03:15:36
When I go on, missus, gay cheerleaders.
03:15:41
Oh, no.
03:15:42
It's green again.
03:15:44
It's been green.
03:15:45
Every fucking one of them was green. We were.
03:15:48
We were mistaken when it was purple.
03:15:49
I love that green. Doga.
03:15:51
This is at the NFL preseason tennis.
03:15:54
Tennessee Titans stadium.
03:15:57
I think could Friday
03:16:01
green bill over Clark. Brady.
03:16:03
So you just barely say green. No.
03:16:05
On the front of the one green Bowl McClure Brady.
03:16:12
I love that
03:16:12
green doga I have theories I want to hear it.
03:16:16
Here it goes.
03:16:17
Yeah.
03:16:18
When you go in the NBA the distance to throw
03:16:23
from the seat to the court is feet.
03:16:27
Let's just say
03:16:27
I'm not going to act like I know how far, but it's because definitely in feet
03:16:30
when you're throwing from the stands to the field in football it is yards.
03:16:35
At least I saw that they made it that far too, but they made it that far.
03:16:40
We were sitting in the stands.
03:16:41
We were like a,
03:16:42
I don't know, 20 rows back, not at this game, but I was like thinking.
03:16:45
I was asking him, how hard do you think?
03:16:47
How far do you think you could throw even a football,
03:16:50
a regular person, not a quarterback in the NFL?
03:16:52
You know, I give props to whoever threw that fucking build all that far.
03:16:55
And I have a lot of weight on that deal, though, I don't know.
03:16:58
Look how nonchalant this the security guy is sitting right here.
03:17:01
I think he threw it.
03:17:02
He doesn't react honestly.
03:17:03
So I'm I'm getting to that level when it comes to this.
03:17:07
Like this. Like the whole.
03:17:09
So there was the whole fake
03:17:11
the N-word scandal that, you know, WNBA player was called the N-word
03:17:16
and they did a bunch of fucking like they spent all kinds of time
03:17:19
interviewing people in the audience, and no one in the audience heard anyone
03:17:23
yell anything, like there was no report of anyone actually doing anything.
03:17:27
But a player said that they heard someone yell the N-word, and then all of a sudden
03:17:32
this dildo thing comes out of nowhere and you have these people just
03:17:35
chugging like, I think they're doing it for a sympathy bid to try to
03:17:40
do it, to distract
03:17:42
from the.
03:17:44
And while they're trying to get,
03:17:44
I think they're doing it to distract away from the bad play of the NBA.
03:17:48
I thought NBA.
03:17:52
I think this guy right here.
03:17:53
So that gives you the right to call
03:17:54
a child, five year old and nigger the N-word.
03:17:57
That's not that far, dude.
03:17:58
But you've got to like it's it's very obvious you're throwing it at an NBA game.
03:18:03
Okay.
03:18:04
You might be able to kind of like all right.
03:18:05
That's just kind of I disagree.
03:18:09
You've got to like you've got to overhand like hold that bitch.
03:18:12
I mean so
03:18:13
so the only way that I believe you that it's possible
03:18:16
is if the person that threw it was right there.
03:18:18
Yeah.
03:18:18
There's got to be within the first five rows.
03:18:20
I'd say 5 to 10.
03:18:22
And then that means that the, I don't know, 18 security people that are up here,
03:18:26
you know, this guy's one, this guys one. There's another one.
03:18:28
Dude. You love it in the air.
03:18:30
You love it in the air.
03:18:31
Who's really, like looking like, oh, you know, there's cameras everywhere.
03:18:35
I just yeah, there's cameras everywhere for sure.
03:18:37
They're going to have to review them after the fact.
03:18:39
They, you know, they won't. It's
03:18:42
I think the I think they did it for insurance purposes.
03:18:45
I think they threw it out. They're looking for fights.
03:18:47
They're looking for fights.
03:18:48
They're looking for like, fans.
03:18:51
That may seem like they're a bit, you know, they they're like,
03:18:54
they're pretty much looking for fights, looking for aggressive fights.
03:18:58
My wife said the best thing.
03:19:00
She's like, wait a minute.
03:19:01
It made sense when it was the WNBA.
03:19:06
They said, I think somebody is trying to either.
03:19:08
Either they think they're funny, trying to bring it to
03:19:10
probably a woman through this one.
03:19:12
Either that or it's to deflect, to make it seem like, oh no, it's not like a,
03:19:17
I don't know, again, to bring more attention
03:19:20
to WNBA because when you see a Green Deal, though, you think WNBA now, right?
03:19:25
That's why
03:19:25
I'm not thinking of the football players using that, that's for sure.
03:19:28
Yeah.
03:19:28
I was watching this lesbian porno and they brought out a fucking green Dell
03:19:31
loan.
03:19:31
I was like, Holy shit, WNBA,
03:19:35
it's the night.
03:19:36
Then I went check the schedule and see any of this.
03:19:38
Tried to see if there was a game on.
03:19:41
Here's a fun censorship story
03:19:43
that has to do with absolutely nothing except the word drat.
03:19:46
See the.
03:19:46
So there was a topic to the show.
03:19:47
Do you recall? No.
03:19:50
I just wondered if you could even remember what it was.
03:19:52
It was drat.
03:19:53
And the reason I was, I was so bad.
03:19:56
The reason why I don't like people that replace the word like cunt or dickhead.
03:20:00
Oh, drat.
03:20:02
With the word draft.
03:20:03
Yeah, especially for arbitrary whimsical reasons that are just trying
03:20:07
to please one person or a very minimally a very small, I don't know.
03:20:13
Oh, draft an
03:20:15
we did this on, on
03:20:16
TV like a 1985 86 for the help Me Out here.
03:20:21
The Dick Clark summertime special was added
03:20:24
that right at the beach. At the beach? Yeah.
03:20:26
We actually this is lip sync because all Dick Clark's stuff,
03:20:30
American dance, that's all lip sync.
03:20:31
But we performed the song alone.
03:20:33
Nobody's really performing.
03:20:35
And beautiful in jackets, beautiful suits.
03:20:38
Standing in the ocean like, up to our knees in the ocean.
03:20:42
I'm sure we ruined those suits.
03:20:44
It was a bizarre performance.
03:20:47
But was the most bizarre part was when it aired.
03:20:52
Apparently ABC had a problem with some of the lyrics.
03:20:55
Now there's nothing profane in the song, but it's
03:20:58
there's some parts that are kind of disgusting,
03:21:00
and I guess they thought it was too disgusting for network television.
03:21:02
They said, you know, we can't air that line about
03:21:06
cleaning all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
03:21:10
went out.
03:21:11
And then I said, well, you know, it's meant to be a joke, right?
03:21:15
What are you gonna do about it? So we're gonna have to censor it.
03:21:17
Like, okay, well, do what you gotta do, I guess.
03:21:21
So I'm watching TV that night.
03:21:22
You remember this?
03:21:23
I'm watching TV and I'm watching the performance, and it's.
03:21:27
We're doing this, the song.
03:21:28
And at the end, it's like, I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
03:21:32
in Grand Central Station with my beat.
03:21:37
Yeah, that's much funnier.
03:21:39
Worse.
03:21:40
Much funnier. Oh.
03:21:45
Which sounds much worse.
03:21:49
But that's network television for you.
03:21:52
Brilliant.
03:21:53
Drat!
03:21:55
It couldn't. Brilliant.
03:21:56
Wanted to say.
03:21:58
You don't need to say it.
03:22:09
I have so much chicken, I don't even want to get to it.
03:22:11
I there's only one that I want to show right now.
03:22:14
Are you ready?
03:22:15
Because I've got an update from last week.
03:22:17
An update? Well, yours is better than.
03:22:24
Now to a developing story.
03:22:26
A step closer to cracking the case.
03:22:27
They said that what we're announcing,
03:22:29
persons of interest are in custody in the death of a missing teen.
03:22:33
Lawrence Dowel was last seen allegedly missing today.
03:22:35
His body discovered two days later in a cemetery.
03:22:39
Harry. But as police.
03:22:40
Yeah.
03:22:40
So, I mean, my grandma was last seen and then discovered
03:22:43
two days later at a cemetery as well, so I don't know what you know.
03:22:47
I know, I guess if you want to die, a hospital
03:22:52
in a cemetery would be my top two choices.
03:22:55
I mean, like, at some point,
03:22:58
again, they were.
03:22:59
I think they were trying to just expedite the process.
03:23:01
And they were like, you know what?
03:23:02
He's going to be here eventually, so let's just drop him off.
03:23:04
I don't know if they get to the I'm like, curious because I didn't
03:23:08
do not do any I just looked up, if there was any updates, we did.
03:23:12
I hope we get to the reason why he was wearing a ski mask and gloves.
03:23:18
Hospital sandwiches.
03:23:19
Oh, I've got a can you. I've got some sandwich, like.
03:23:22
No, hold on.
03:23:23
We gotta finish this fucking.
03:23:24
We got to finish this first.
03:23:26
All right, let's dig deeper into the case.
03:23:28
We got like six minutes.
03:23:29
We get deeper into the case. You son of a bitch.
03:23:31
It's just DPD cracks down on violent crime that's captured headlines this summer.
03:23:35
This is local ten. Come on. Unsealed eight.
03:23:38
I recognize either one of those two people.
03:23:40
Seven news Detroit reporter Randy Wimbley with a message DPD is sending to parents
03:23:43
and reaction from the family of the missing teen who was found dead
03:23:48
at Lawrence Downs.
03:23:49
Family tells me they're angry and he's now missing.
03:23:52
Persons of interest are in police custody, is providing them with little comfort.
03:23:56
He's not found.
03:23:57
I don't mean to be insensitive.
03:23:58
They found him. Yeah. They found. He's found.
03:24:01
He was missing. They literally said missing.
03:24:03
The missing teen was found dead.
03:24:05
That doesn't make any sense. Sorry.
03:24:09
Are you reordering these at all or what?
03:24:11
Because.
03:24:12
Oh, the sandwiches all the way at the time
03:24:13
was the one sandwiched between the sandwiches at the bottom.
03:24:15
Do you want to know why? Because I went to these together.
03:24:18
And the way they have it, it shifts everything.
03:24:20
I need to find another one to put in its place.
03:24:21
Otherwise everything shifts one. Everything makes sense.
03:24:24
If you notice all the grammar ones are together everywhere they go, top,
03:24:27
bottom, they go like like this.
03:24:30
They just shift like that.
03:24:31
Oh, they better they go like that.
03:24:36
Okay.
03:24:36
So it's a great it's a great question.
03:24:38
You 15 year old Lawrence.
03:24:40
Now the teen's body was discovered.
03:24:43
Pretty sure I have a disease.
03:24:44
That's why it's the way it is.
03:24:45
Was reported missing DPD.
03:24:47
Yeah, I want to put it I want to put them together.
03:24:49
I definitely did something to another police agency on an unrelated case.
03:24:53
Officers arrested the other this weekend.
03:24:56
Bettison says both are adults and both new dowel.
03:24:59
He. Can you say it all?
03:25:00
If, any of that, none of them can leave us all need to be up there.
03:25:04
That's like, were there.
03:25:06
I don't want to get in front of the Wayne County prosecutor, one that at all.
03:25:10
So I can tell you that this young teen
03:25:12
was playing with some individuals of, a shady background down.
03:25:16
Sister tells me he was okay. That doesn't mean they did it.
03:25:18
His friends, who's about 22 years old, who picked him up to go to the store.
03:25:23
The teen never returned.
03:25:25
Dow was wearing a ski mask and gloves when officers found his body.
03:25:29
All right, sister, offer this.
03:25:31
I honestly feel like maybe the guys bribed him
03:25:34
to do something, to go do something, and it.
03:25:37
And it went bad.
03:25:39
Or maybe
03:25:39
they they was lying, telling him they was going to go.
03:25:43
Can you translate that for me?
03:25:44
I don't know what the fuck she's saying.
03:25:46
She's saying that there may have been like,
03:25:48
I would assume that
03:25:48
there would be reports of gunshots somewhere that that would entail.
03:25:52
But they were
03:25:53
she was saying that they found something that they shouldn't have been doing.
03:25:57
And they, they, you know,
03:25:59
they, they, they caused him.
03:26:01
They were like, no, no, you go do this robbing job.
03:26:04
And then like, he got shot and then they just dumped him
03:26:06
and was really trying to do something to him and I.
03:26:09
What for what reason?
03:26:11
I will now, Chief Bettison suggests that the mask and gloves.
03:26:13
Fun fact Detroit uses the ShotSpotter gunshot detection
03:26:18
system was tips to alert police of all gunfire.
03:26:22
Yeah, using acoustic sensors so they know where the.
03:26:25
And it goes off.
03:26:26
It goes off all the time.
03:26:28
And they just kind of go in there. Yeah.
03:26:30
There's a couple of streets where they go oh shit.
03:26:32
We better respond back route.
03:26:33
Yeah, yeah. That's where some rich people are.
03:26:35
So there's some white people out there I'm not sure how to do Spears.
03:26:37
There used to be a funnel for that.
03:26:39
In order to be a police officer in Detroit,
03:26:40
you had to live within the city limits of Detroit.
03:26:43
Then they stopped getting police officers for obvious reasons.
03:26:46
So they lifted that restriction.
03:26:48
This is kind of a very like, clownish head, right?
03:26:51
Like kind of like.
03:26:55
I, I whatever I don't know what you mean.
03:26:57
I don't see I don't see cone cracks now.
03:26:59
I don't see color said oftentimes impacts city youth.
03:27:02
He's working with U.S.
03:27:03
Attorney Jerome Gordon, who's assigning more bargains to gun crime
03:27:07
and gang violence cases in Detroit and urging parents to get more involved.
03:27:12
We've already increased the, fee schedule for parental responsibility tickets,
03:27:18
but know what he is are not only knowing where they are,
03:27:22
know who they're hanging with right now.
03:27:24
So he's basically blaming the parents.
03:27:25
There is like, what?
03:27:28
Everybody's trying to blame, dude.
03:27:30
Now, if you if somebody kills
03:27:33
somebody, they charge the kids, the person and their parents,
03:27:38
it makes
03:27:38
no sense to me, even if they're an adult.
03:27:41
That has now happened.
03:27:45
Interesting.
03:27:46
Bring me a sandwich, guys.
03:27:47
Okay, we're out here.
03:27:50
Made that for me.
03:27:53
Let's talk a the, Can I it right here?
03:27:56
I fucking love you. Not.
03:28:02
The lighting isn't very good on that, but that's delicious.
03:28:04
That's just simply bread and meat.
03:28:08
Oh, I tell you that.
03:28:09
No, that's your sandwich.
03:28:10
Italian beef, baby.
03:28:13
That doesn't.
03:28:14
That looks terrible. Actually.
03:28:16
It's delicious.
03:28:17
Knife and fork.
03:28:20
No, no, this is cheese world.
03:28:23
This is from a podcast that, makes fun of other podcasts I listen to.
03:28:26
But, it's weird
03:28:27
because this is like a beautiful white woman on this, like, blond hair.
03:28:30
Like what? The French.
03:28:33
She's actually this black lady, so I don't understand. But.
03:28:37
But she goes and gets some say
03:28:38
it's sandwich, what they call ironic,
03:28:42
right?
03:28:44
Which is what she gets from this, they.
03:28:46
But it's got eggs.
03:28:47
It's got eggs all over it. Yeah.
03:28:49
So the eggs on the, the leather one looks like it has a little eggs on it maybe.
03:28:54
I don't know, she explained.
03:28:55
That's a man.
03:28:55
That's a million guys. So.
03:28:59
Right, I am, but.
03:29:00
So you guys think that's a man, right?
03:29:03
Stop.
03:29:06
Hold up.
03:29:07
Wait a minute.
03:29:08
And you got.
03:29:09
What did he say?
03:29:10
What I have right here.
03:29:13
This one right here
03:29:15
is the, I believe this one's the steak.
03:29:20
No, wait.
03:29:23
How you make your sandwich?
03:29:25
Oh, yes.
03:29:26
She's. Is.
03:29:27
It was your sandwiches stupid? Fuck.
03:29:30
No way.
03:29:33
The turkey sausage? No.
03:29:35
This one right here is,
03:29:39
all possible.
03:29:41
Gogi.
03:29:43
And this is one get one free for Bogo.
03:29:47
I think so, I think so, preferably this one right here.
03:29:51
This one's a Bogo faux fur.
03:29:53
Faux fur, faux
03:29:55
fufu. Right here.
03:29:57
Yeah.
03:29:57
Oh, is that frosting or.
03:29:59
Come on top of it, dude, turn this off.
03:30:02
This is not the kind of show we are.
03:30:03
I'm fine with making fun of trans people, but trans porn is not my thing
03:30:07
to try it out.
03:30:08
So sorry it's such a shitty sandwich taste, What was that on the sandwich?
03:30:13
What was the white shit?
03:30:14
What would you put on that?
03:30:16
Is that frosting?
03:30:17
I might be cheese mouth.
03:30:20
Now there's.
03:30:20
There's cheese sticking out in a big yellow $31
03:30:23
for those two sandwiches I have.
03:30:25
It seems pretty reasonable.
03:30:26
But speaking of secret, you see that breakfast secret menu?
03:30:31
Like I was supposed to be here.
03:30:33
Probably like 4 or 5 months ago.
03:30:36
Now I'm here, you guys, I am at the restaurant.
03:30:40
Or like, let's try.
03:30:42
Ma'am, you brought everything.
03:30:44
Ma'am, your bra strap is showing.
03:30:46
Yeah.
03:30:47
He doesn't realize it because it's just a tank top to him.
03:30:51
Let's try that one.
03:30:52
I just if you're going to be a woman, fucking try harder.
03:30:56
Your bra strap is showing.
03:30:58
Oh, it's messy though.
03:31:00
That's why it is messy.
03:31:02
He like it?
03:31:03
You can't. If you're art as a woman.
03:31:05
I like starting things like that.
03:31:07
As a woman.
03:31:07
You don't eat food like that with lipstick, asshole.
03:31:11
Look, now your lipstick is immediately off your face.
03:31:13
You just ate lipstick. Oh.
03:31:18
I'm. One more time that I got one? Yep.
03:31:24
Oh, dude, if you ever see there's this couple that goes in and tries
03:31:28
all these buffets all across the country, they do the same thing.
03:31:30
Oh, how do you like your meal? And she's like oh it's delicious.
03:31:33
And that's like their reaction. They're like
03:31:36
what does it taste like.
03:31:37
They love everything very messy though.
03:31:39
Like licking my fingers.
03:31:41
No but I have to get another bite.
03:31:44
I have to know you don't.
03:31:46
Oh stay hungry or you make your sandwich.
03:31:49
Oh only for sandwiches.
03:31:51
What is it?
03:31:51
What's your fix? Or fuck sandwiches? Stupid.
03:31:55
Yeah.
03:31:55
So I gotta fix those, I fix one, I haven't fix the others yet.
03:32:01
Oh, okay.
03:32:04
Oh, is that.
03:32:04
Was that a sound dropper?
03:32:05
Was that him actually swallowing?
03:32:08
I think he said,
03:32:10
let me show you with this one right here.
03:32:13
I'm gonna tell you guys this one, right.
03:32:16
This one is so good.
03:32:18
It is messy for fucking $31 for a bow glossy
03:32:23
because I give you my sandwich when my sandwich was 1250.
03:32:28
This one right here is like,
03:32:31
this one.
03:32:32
The only problem is. Only problem is it's ice cold.
03:32:34
This is very, very I mean, that is what she says, right?
03:32:38
So go be go go go go
03:32:42
go go go go ahead and drop.
03:32:46
This one is right here.
03:32:48
So it's that bowl bold.
03:32:50
The bulldog is in Las Vegas.
03:32:53
Is it ranch dude.
03:32:54
What is the white sauce on that I need?
03:32:57
I think it's just mozzarella cheese.
03:32:58
But, like I don't know how it's like,
03:33:00
I don't know if it's drizzled I don't yeah I don't know.
03:33:02
That's what we're going to try. Drizzled. That's the wrong word.
03:33:05
What's the other I to hear the sausage.
03:33:06
Would you like anything drizzled on your sandwich.
03:33:09
Nothing there.
03:33:10
Thank you. Semen okay. Now I'm going to try.
03:33:17
Oh my God.
03:33:18
Yeah. You're right. This looks disgusting.
03:33:20
And, that's the actual sandwich just soaked in gravy.
03:33:24
We're going to turn incredible.
03:33:26
Frenchie turkey sausage, egg drop.
03:33:29
That's what we're going to try right now.
03:33:34
For this version.
03:33:36
Yeah. This is I'm going to be just like him.
03:33:38
Oh my God, it's French toast.
03:33:40
Oh my God. Oh I'm.
03:33:42
Oh it's like packed inside the French toast or it's the French toast bro.
03:33:46
No I'm pieces of French toast at all.
03:33:51
No, it looks like it's a big like, piece of bread
03:33:53
that they then, like, made a pita out of sort of almost. No.
03:33:58
Oh Bianca's got to order up.
03:34:00
Yeah.
03:34:03
You could pass for Bianca.
03:34:04
Go get it.
03:34:05
She's like recording this at a side table.
03:34:06
You know these people, you ever see them in public
03:34:08
that are actually, like, film and shit like you?
03:34:10
It's rare, but it's usually girls dancing like young girls dancing.
03:34:14
But do you know what I saw today?
03:34:17
But you've seen the Google truck.
03:34:19
Google cars with the camera on it driving around, right?
03:34:21
Yeah, yeah.
03:34:22
I saw a dude walking with a backpack, sticking straight out of his fucking head.
03:34:26
Not out of his head, but out of the backpack.
03:34:28
Up around his head. Same kind of biking trails.
03:34:30
No, he was just walking in a 3D on the sidewalk. 3D.
03:34:33
He was doing like Street View 360 camera.
03:34:35
Yeah, he just had a 360 camera walking with it.
03:34:38
He had a tablet, a backpack in this weird looking streaming way.
03:34:42
No, I'm sure the I'm sure the, tablet
03:34:45
was telling him where where he needed to walk to probably pass the get paid.
03:34:49
I want that job though. Just walk around with it.
03:34:51
Do you mean
03:34:52
for like a street view thing
03:34:55
when you're driving those and you're doing that, you don't get to pick.
03:34:57
You don't just drive around randomly. They hope everybody gets everything.
03:34:59
You're following their path to get there. Yeah.
03:35:01
Right. Yeah.
03:35:03
So it looked like he was following a map on a tablet while he was walking
03:35:06
the street, getting the street view from his to get an entry 60 camera.
03:35:12
But I was like, at first I sat in, I was like, what the fuck it?
03:35:14
And I'm like, oh, I see what that is.
03:35:16
And then for whatever reason, I was driving in traffic and he was there again.
03:35:20
So I'm like going
03:35:23
making all kinds of basically later.
03:35:24
Yeah.
03:35:26
But I don't know.
03:35:26
I mean, I guess I just go to the street right.
03:35:30
It's I guess so it depends on when that gets updated, how often he's even.
03:35:33
I mean, it takes it was a tan backpack.
03:35:36
Nowhere on it was it. Mark. Google the cars usually say.
03:35:38
Right. Yeah.
03:35:39
Who knows. Yeah.
03:35:40
Who knows what company that's for even.
03:35:44
Could be Apple.
03:35:45
Could be Microsoft.
03:35:47
It could be two three foot sandwich.
03:35:50
One the how you doing?
03:35:51
And one the famous I just got fired.
03:35:55
There's loads.
03:35:57
Those are some sweet fucking loaves, bro.
03:36:00
Is that YouTube?
03:36:01
Is that the tube that we're trying to. Yeah.
03:36:04
It wouldn't let it wouldn't let me hold it down.
03:36:06
Wait, what is that shit's chicken.
03:36:10
Oh my God.
03:36:14
I mean, I'm crossing for this.
03:36:15
I just, I don't pursue.
03:36:18
That's ham.
03:36:20
So. Right.
03:36:21
I mean, sort of fucking ham. It's it's a better ham.
03:36:23
Deep fried chicken with.
03:36:25
No, that's more like.
03:36:28
It's like it'd be good these things are lacking. Yeah.
03:36:31
Now you ask me, I don't. Yeah.
03:36:33
I don't need those.
03:36:35
I don't need sun dried tomatoes.
03:36:36
I don't need sun dried grapes, which are.
03:36:39
I don't need the sun dried blood.
03:36:41
If I had to eat a tomato, it would be a sun dried tomato.
03:36:44
Otherwise, I'd rather not eat a tomato.
03:36:46
I was like this, but I'd still rather not eat a tomato.
03:36:49
I'm going to get fresh two with so many.
03:36:50
If anybody needs to cross
03:36:52
some of your dressing, I'll make you some fucking tomatoes sandwiches here.
03:36:56
I do wanted to tell you.
03:36:57
How you doing?
03:36:58
Well there's part. What is that? Oh, that's how you like.
03:37:00
Guys. Don't forget to get them a knife.
03:37:02
That's big hunks of mozzarella. And
03:37:05
how you doing on the plate.
03:37:09
And that's a good one.
03:37:10
Is Italian deli fresh every day?
03:37:12
You know, in the barbecue joint.
03:37:15
Like, guys stick together
03:37:17
kind of vinaigrette.
03:37:18
That is great. I thought it was vinegar.
03:37:20
What you call the.
03:37:20
How you doing?
03:37:21
Say no. The white, that white top layer.
03:37:23
What is that? Mozzarella.
03:37:26
What?
03:37:27
Why is it in, like, Because that's how it.
03:37:30
That's how real mozzarella. Big salad hunks.
03:37:33
You've seen them on a real pizza, right?
03:37:35
Shredded.
03:37:36
It's like no, no, you can tell when he's put it on the big hunks.
03:37:40
Where the hunk. Yeah. Right there. You see it?
03:37:42
You can tell it's cheese right there.
03:37:46
I don't know, the only cheese that I see in big hunks is like, cheese.
03:37:49
It's, So there's this, Mediterranean market that's not,
03:37:53
that was recently built in the Farmington Hills area,
03:37:57
and it replaced a grocery store that was of normalcy.
03:38:00
And, my girlfriend, I decided to go in there
03:38:02
just for the fun of it, because I figured that they probably have some,
03:38:06
more specialty meats and shit.
03:38:09
Dude, they've got, like, just like me, like dog and shit, or.
03:38:12
You mean. What do you mean?
03:38:12
No, but they've got literally, like, like quarter lamb, like carcasses.
03:38:17
Just like, decent, like, just ready to just grab.
03:38:20
Just go has its lamb Mediterranean or something,
03:38:22
but it's like you can see it cut and you can see the one leg
03:38:25
and it's like a quarter of the rib cage and then one leg.
03:38:28
And they've just got them like sitting in all these cases, it's like they cost
03:38:31
go has four fucking lambs wrapped like yeah it's crazy.
03:38:36
It's so weird. This is weird. Like they're on it.
03:38:39
Everything with the head.
03:38:40
No. This place I'd like for fish.
03:38:42
Like you could buy fish with, like, the heads and everything.
03:38:45
And there was, like, some fish that was like it was in this freezer.
03:38:48
And some of it was, thawed already.
03:38:51
There was a lot of freezer burn on a lot of the, shit.
03:38:55
And then there was also this cheese, the cheese bags.
03:38:59
And my girlfriend said after the fact, she goes, no, there's like a line
03:39:02
that's on those freezers that say you're only supposed
03:39:04
to stock to a certain height.
03:39:06
And some of them were stocked pass out cheese.
03:39:08
One dude, I'm Mark cheese was like all crusted.
03:39:11
It was all crusted on one side.
03:39:13
And it's like, that place is is cool, but you really have to pay attention to what
03:39:17
you're buying because I don't get like in their countries, they're allowed
03:39:22
in their fucking shit, but not in our country.
03:39:24
But somehow their market in our country is allowed to get away with that.
03:39:27
Yeah, I don't know. Hate to be racist.
03:39:30
Yeah, I always noticed that even there's like,
03:39:33
are you saying it was like a is there but it was stacked higher?
03:39:37
Dude, I don't understand how they can even get away with any of that stuff.
03:39:39
I get the temperatures are right, but the open fucking freezers that just,
03:39:43
they keep the stuff frozen, but it's all open still.
03:39:47
How do those work and how is that just a not a complete waste of electricity?
03:39:51
Why can't we just put a door?
03:39:52
Is we just put a door on those and call it a day?
03:39:55
Like, why do we need to have it all open to, to free air like it's, it's so stupid.
03:40:01
So why does your refrigerator have to get hot enough to spoil?
03:40:04
I mean, sorry, why does your freezer have to get
03:40:05
hot enough to spoil food every so many days?
03:40:08
Because American, I mean, that's get hot enough.
03:40:11
I mean, when's the last time you freezer?
03:40:13
My freezer was like, fuck my fears was like my my fridge was like, four grand.
03:40:18
What are you talking about? Right. Absolutely.
03:40:19
It's new.
03:40:20
And when's the last time you defrosted it?
03:40:24
It doesn't need to be defrosted.
03:40:26
How do you.
03:40:26
How do you think that works? Let's. Let's visit that.
03:40:29
How do you think that there's no frost in there.
03:40:31
I'm not see any year. Frost you.
03:40:33
Do you think that they discovered some new science
03:40:35
or some different plutonium surface that doesn't frost? No.
03:40:39
The thing heats up to 55 degrees every other day
03:40:43
for a long, long period of time to melt all the ice.
03:40:47
Yes it does. No no, no.
03:40:50
Now I see my
03:40:51
frost is when I leave the door open for a little bit.
03:40:54
If it heated up to 55 degrees, and if you get lost a little bit,
03:40:57
you close it. More frost.
03:40:58
That's what lay on it's end of the frost. That's the point.
03:41:01
That's why the frost gets created,
03:41:03
is because a warmer temperature air gets involved in the mix.
03:41:06
When my deep freeze in the basement, right.
03:41:08
If I put it, want to keep the cap open a little bit there, then develops frost.
03:41:14
But if there is no if there is no introduction
03:41:18
of warmer air, there's no for tomatoes.
03:41:21
Of course,
03:41:22
if you've ever grown tomatoes,
03:41:23
you know
03:41:23
we have the most of those little tiny round ball like cherry tomatoes
03:41:26
because there's so many more of those Roma.
03:41:29
Roma. But she has she has three.
03:41:32
We have two kinds of cucumbers, three kinds of tomatoes.
03:41:34
Where to change the subject person?
03:41:36
No, I'm going right
03:41:37
back to that because the,
03:41:41
remind me what we were talking about, and then I'll go right back to it.
03:41:44
Roma.
03:41:45
Roma, man, that's going to be a difficult task.
03:41:48
I'm going to go back.
03:41:49
I could rewind much higher.
03:41:53
Come on.
03:41:54
I have frost in my.
03:41:55
Oh yeah. Frost. Yeah, yeah.
03:41:57
Freezer for auto frost.
03:41:59
Cracking like this. Free freezer.
03:42:03
Ryan will back me up on this Frost free freezers.
03:42:05
If you do not have to do, I can get your freezer.
03:42:07
Yeah, I can't get it. I could have gone.
03:42:09
I could have gotten a deep freeze like this.
03:42:12
Yeah, but that's not.
03:42:13
No ice maker in it.
03:42:16
Like drops trays of ice.
03:42:17
There was. There was no height to 55 degrees.
03:42:21
All right, so the 55 degrees I got out of thin air.
03:42:24
It's not.
03:42:25
I got it on.
03:42:26
Say, it was like 330, 33,200, but I like to still say
03:42:31
it's four grand, because that's how much the total price was.
03:42:34
It's the one that has the fucking TV in it.
03:42:36
Like it creates its own buckets of ice.
03:42:38
Like it has two different sizes of ice.
03:42:41
It has its own dehumidifier system based in it.
03:42:46
It's, it's it's removing the moisture from the fucking bullshit.
03:42:50
So here's the problem is they don't need to put a fucking baking soda
03:42:54
fucking thing in my fridge. It does it up here.
03:42:56
So now here's the problem.
03:42:58
The frost free freezers are supposed to be ready.
03:43:00
Freezers should be about 30 degrees.
03:43:02
Yeah, right. 30 to agreed.
03:43:04
Zero degrees I know. Yeah. Zero. Yeah.
03:43:07
Or less.
03:43:08
Zero degrees Celsius. Negative Fahrenheit.
03:43:10
All right.
03:43:11
So they fluctuate.
03:43:12
They go up to 40 degrees at a constant level.
03:43:15
Once they're at 40 it's supposedly supposed to melt the frost.
03:43:17
But the problem is there's like a little element in there.
03:43:19
Whatever.
03:43:19
When that cranks up,
03:43:21
especially food around the element, it goes up to 55 degrees
03:43:24
for a brief amount of time.
03:43:25
It's like if you were to crank your heat,
03:43:27
it get hot, real hot, and then it would level off.
03:43:29
During that time, several times.
03:43:31
Food that's been in there a while
03:43:33
could actually spoil because you think it's been frozen,
03:43:35
but it's actually reached a warmer temperature.
03:43:38
I don't know what shit you're buying, but nothing I've ever bought does that.
03:43:42
Well, maybe you don't.
03:43:43
You haven't had it in there long enough for it to matter.
03:43:46
Not only happens, it stays.
03:43:48
No it stays. That stays for a long time.
03:43:50
Stays frozen.
03:43:54
Maybe I have enough items in there.
03:43:55
Maybe you don't have enough items in there. I.
03:43:58
So if you have more items in there,
03:44:00
you would you would notice there is a different difference.
03:44:02
I pay attention when I grab the even the,
03:44:06
vacuum sealed fucking freezer items.
03:44:09
You can tell like ones that have not been fully sealed properly,
03:44:12
or there looked like maybe there were some wonky.
03:44:14
You can always tell freezer burn.
03:44:15
You can always tell moisture got inside.
03:44:17
There is evidence there is.
03:44:19
There is something to be had and seen.
03:44:22
It's not like, oh, I can't tell.
03:44:23
Know if it goes up to 55 degrees and starts, shit starts thawing.
03:44:27
It's going to be noticeable.
03:44:29
Well, they say the fur all right.
03:44:30
So especially with newer ones, it might not, you know, at least it was good
03:44:34
because obviously it's not going to spoil like spoil in terms of bad.
03:44:37
It's going to get freezer like you're just saying like the like the items
03:44:40
stay cold because they're like conglomerated
03:44:44
in the center, but the outside melts so the freezer burn goes away
03:44:49
is what you're saying.
03:44:49
The ones that auto that is, is temperature, like almost ten degrees.
03:44:53
The ones that melt clear the freezer burn.
03:44:56
And the only reason there's frost
03:44:57
is because of opening and closing and allowing moisture in there.
03:45:01
Really, other than the refrigerant, have you ever defrosted a freezer?
03:45:05
You're not that old.
03:45:07
Yeah, I have, I mean, none coming out of it.
03:45:11
Yeah. I my parents had a fucking.
03:45:12
Yeah.
03:45:13
Like, I wish I could have gotten a deep freeze thaws itself,
03:45:17
but I know that it's not really a big a deal because, like, all I have to do is,
03:45:21
is turn it off, let it fucking melt, drain the water.
03:45:25
But it really doesn't get that bad anyway.
03:45:27
Like, you can just kind of chip the the frost off.
03:45:29
And that's really only if you don't close the fucking lid all the way right.
03:45:33
But I'm still bad is because it raises the temperature by a lot.
03:45:38
Yeah. And that's. Yeah. Exactly.
03:45:39
And that's what, that's what cleaning it up apparently does.
03:45:44
Yeah I wish I could go back, which is weird.
03:45:47
How does that not that was it not create more frost after the fact.
03:45:50
It's the same diameter burn.
03:45:52
It creates freezer burn on the food, but not on the surface.
03:45:54
But it clears it from the sides of the freezer.
03:45:57
Interesting. Yeah. So I'm glad I didn't buy one that that
03:46:01
clears itself.
03:46:02
If you don't have a fucking hose sticking out of it
03:46:04
and have to have to defrost it yourself, you do have a frost free freezer that
03:46:08
I don't really. Oh yeah, I almost all of them do.
03:46:10
I was unable to find one that you could actually get the hose, but I don't open
03:46:14
it too often for that long to where it is ever an issue.
03:46:18
Like I've had it for a year now and it has not, or not a year yet.
03:46:22
Almost a year.
03:46:23
And there is, yeah, a sign of frost on the side of it.
03:46:27
I because it's frost free.
03:46:29
It takes care of the frost all by itself. By heating.
03:46:31
No, it's got the drainage I it's not I bought the cheaper one.
03:46:33
I bought one of the cheaper ones from Home Depot.
03:46:35
Good for you. If that's the better. That's a better way to go.
03:46:37
Yeah. I'm not. Yeah. I don't find one.
03:46:39
I didn't care about spending the extra money on.
03:46:43
Do you have check that aspect because it wasn't important to me.
03:46:45
Yeah, I knew that had to be my prebiotic.
03:46:50
I got one chicken.
03:46:51
One chicken.
03:46:52
I know, I forgot we were talking about meat
03:46:54
and I had a meat carry over, but that's fine.
03:46:56
We can go to chicken schools in a
03:46:59
there's no sound to talk about.
03:47:01
The shit.
03:47:05
I don't like that the way that.
03:47:06
All right, I don't I'm not saying fake, but the dog was looking.
03:47:10
The dog is like, when are you going to poke my ass as well?
03:47:13
Look right here.
03:47:14
Really? That's what you're thinking.
03:47:16
Look. Look at the dog's face.
03:47:17
It's a like a there's a husky, right?
03:47:19
They've got that tail that curls up that shows her butthole all the time.
03:47:23
And you know what the
03:47:24
I think the well, let's just watch it.
03:47:27
Which might ask you when she was a puppy.
03:47:29
Oh it does.
03:47:30
I think it's like a seed or something.
03:47:32
Oh, no,
03:47:34
that's gotta hurt.
03:47:35
Food.
03:47:38
Fuck you.
03:47:40
Oh, it's going right back around, though.
03:47:41
It's like, no, no, no, I got to get that seed out your asshole.
03:47:46
Yeah.
03:47:46
My dog is a puppy. Like, it's it's A0I see.
03:47:49
So its tail is cropped and like, you could see its butthole.
03:47:52
And I'm like, I hope you can't see it's. But all the rest of its life.
03:47:54
Thank God you like you you kind of is a dog is like a cat.
03:47:58
But it's all Australian Shepherd.
03:48:01
Not necessarily to show off their butthole all the time.
03:48:05
It's not cool.
03:48:06
Sounds like you've got experience.
03:48:08
I do. I have two cats.
03:48:10
They show off.
03:48:10
Well.
03:48:10
Going back to our go back to our conversation again.
03:48:13
This involves animals.
03:48:15
I'm going to have a bite of hold on all these discoveries.
03:48:17
The Detroit Metro airport.
03:48:18
Yeah. Bushmeat.
03:48:19
That's meat from rats, bats, baboons.
03:48:22
Food. My wife. Who cares?
03:48:24
The feds aren't mucking about.
03:48:25
She freaked out about this. What do you mean, who cares?
03:48:28
This is how there's a wet, wet market is where Covid came from, right?
03:48:31
No, no, Jessica, that's what I thought he said.
03:48:34
What are you talking about? What do you mean? No, I mean no on.
03:48:36
Wait. What?
03:48:38
This is news to me to explain.
03:48:40
Hold on.
03:48:47
Is he up for work?
03:48:50
Why make him off?
03:48:51
Thing about, like about. Oh.
03:48:58
That's not fair.
03:48:58
Because he has some explaining to do.
03:49:00
The Gary.
03:49:03
He can't talk. He'll get in trouble.
03:49:04
I'm the Gary.
03:49:07
I'm not telling you how to think.
03:49:08
But it would help if I did.
03:49:12
I just talk for him.
03:49:13
You know this not up.
03:49:14
Not yes or not? No.
03:49:17
That's just pathetic.
03:49:19
But push play. Let's go.
03:49:21
I want to know what he thinks about bushmeat.
03:49:23
When I hear bushmeat, I think something he loves.
03:49:25
Monkey.
03:49:26
He loves monkeys.
03:49:26
So this is crazy. Customs and border protection.
03:49:29
They seize back to back bushmeat smugglers here.
03:49:34
What does that mean? What?
03:49:35
It was 11 pounds of rodent meat in someone's luggage.
03:49:39
And that's fine.
03:49:40
They found 52 pounds of monkey meat snack.
03:49:44
The way I can find this. Passengers. What?
03:49:46
They thought.
03:49:48
Imagine going to Australia saying
03:49:50
you can't eat the kangaroo or the kangaroo are infesting.
03:49:53
They haven't eaten.
03:49:54
That's disgusting.
03:49:55
The back to back seizures of bushmeat at Detroit Metro Airport in one week
03:49:59
for 11 pounds of rodent meat, in the bags of a passenger
03:50:03
coming from Togo in West Africa.
03:50:05
That is not happening.
03:50:06
I don't know, I do like let me go back.
03:50:09
You make me make me want to can get you bring 52.
03:50:14
Yes, 52 pounds. Okay. Primate meat.
03:50:17
That's a lot of monkey meat.
03:50:18
He got in your passenger seat
03:50:22
and show a monkey meat coming from Central Africa.
03:50:25
Possibly this little guy.
03:50:27
I mean, it's meat.
03:50:28
What's the problem here?
03:50:29
You're like, yeah. Oh, it looks good.
03:50:31
No, I don't know. It looks tasty. You're kidding. Okay.
03:50:34
Customs and Border Protection says primates.
03:50:36
Seizures are very rare.
03:50:37
What's the weirdest thing in your bush?
03:50:39
Oh, my God, I see the little shiny.
03:50:42
What's the craziest thing you've eaten?
03:50:43
The craziest thing I've probably ever eaten was my wife's meatloaf.
03:50:47
Oh, my God, I was going to say that.
03:50:50
Yeah, okay.
03:50:54
It was.
03:50:54
It was me.
03:50:56
Okay. It's horrible.
03:50:57
What is monkey meat? Tastes like.
03:50:59
Honestly, it tastes like horse.
03:51:01
Really?
03:51:02
The rodent hacker and the monkey next
03:51:06
to the not so funny part of the question, sir.
03:51:10
It's disgusting.
03:51:11
It's like this, which can wreak havoc. It's a monkey. Me?
03:51:14
That's a monkey.
03:51:15
Cause like, like different foods that they eat.
03:51:18
How do you think meat is? Transfer draws?
03:51:20
Why would you cut it up before you shipped it?
03:51:22
It's already in a convenient package.
03:51:23
It's like putting a banana in a plastic wrap somewhere else.
03:51:26
But on our unofficial poll here at I guess it's like, what?
03:51:29
You know, I went to the store, the Mediterranean market, and they had
03:51:33
they find all kinds of a bunch of live snails, fish with heads on it still,
03:51:37
and they're like, you don't see that too often.
03:51:39
And here in America. Delicious.
03:51:41
It's a misunderstanding.
03:51:42
I don't think one person's uncomfortable.
03:51:43
For us to stop another person from eating a perfectly good
03:51:47
meal is going to ask you, in these two cases, back to back,
03:51:51
did the folks
03:51:52
trying to bring this in know that they weren't supposed to have it?
03:51:55
Were they trying to smuggle it into a small airport or like old style
03:52:01
in their bag?
03:52:02
You make me, make me, make me want from I want to see.
03:52:06
Yeah.
03:52:07
And now I think this
03:52:09
is just one more case with the right side dish.
03:52:13
Let me get it for me. Give me monkeys.
03:52:15
Hey, if you remember this.
03:52:16
Never seen anybody do the things you pull people
03:52:20
eat, you slimy glue for me, not for me.
03:52:23
Move on. The any.
03:52:26
And when you're done, I'll make you do it, I like it.
03:52:30
Hey, I said oh my God, I see you walking by.
03:52:34
I can see it. They're making it look gruesome.
03:52:36
But if you showed a cows heads discussing.
03:52:39
Yeah. No, it's absolutely gross, right.
03:52:40
You wouldn't show a cow said that's why you buy it at the store.
03:52:42
Old sliced up a nice fancy meat packages that look delicious, right?
03:52:46
But, I mean, just don't do this.
03:52:48
Do the same thing with the monkey, and we'll be fine.
03:52:52
I mean, it would have been.
03:52:54
It would have probably gotten by radar a bit easier
03:52:58
had it not still had its head and teeth attached.
03:53:02
I know there people are smuggling stuff in to eat,
03:53:04
then to have them as like pets alive.
03:53:08
Those are the only two options.
03:53:11
Had it not looked like a, you know, a fetus or something, you know, like a
03:53:14
maybe they would have gotten by, maybe
03:53:18
who's eaten monkey.
03:53:19
We live in America. There's all kinds of shit.
03:53:21
There's chicken to attack.
03:53:22
Why are we talking monkeys?
03:53:25
Why didn't he say it tastes like chicken?
03:53:26
He said it tastes like horse.
03:53:29
Who is horse?
03:53:31
That's right. That was. I said, I have a follow up question.
03:53:32
What is horse taste like? I've never person
03:53:36
do you know?
03:53:37
All right.
03:53:37
So have you ever had from horses in the sheriff's office?
03:53:41
No. I'm gonna take my horse to the.
03:53:44
Oh have your horse with then.
03:53:45
If not, with which desire or source
03:53:49
would you like to catch up more?
03:53:52
Would you eat a monkey meat sandwich?
03:53:55
I hope that in my lifetime I can eat
03:53:58
or taste or sample everything.
03:54:02
And when I say that cock, I mean, dude, what about penis?
03:54:06
I'm a semen hungry? Are you make a sandwich?
03:54:09
Or if a sandwich is. What is it?
03:54:11
What's your fix?
03:54:12
Or fucked? Sandwiches. Stupid.
03:54:15
I'm so fucking sandwich.
03:54:16
I won't even smoke out of certain bowls because they're phallic shaped.
03:54:20
So as far as eating cock, they all phallic shaped.
03:54:23
What do you call this one like? Show it to me.
03:54:26
They said it was a mushroom. They said it was a wizard's mushroom.
03:54:28
But I said it look more like a wizard wizard's mushroom cock.
03:54:32
Yeah, because it was like. Man, what does that even need?
03:54:34
A wizard's mushroom? It was magical. It wasn't just.
03:54:37
Yeah, they were. Dude, no.
03:54:40
I didn't need to smoke weed that bad.
03:54:43
But, I mean, wouldn't you like to sample as much food and flavor
03:54:47
as you possibly could not.
03:54:48
Don't turn it into a homophobic joke.
03:54:50
I mean, seriously, as far as cuisine,
03:54:55
and I mean, monkeys live in, monkeys die.
03:54:58
What do you do with a dead monkey if you don't eat it?
03:55:05
I'm curious what penguin tastes like. See?
03:55:07
There you go. I'll bet you it's rubbery.
03:55:11
Ask a whale.
03:55:12
Wait. Do penguins have feathers?
03:55:14
Penguins have feathers?
03:55:15
I don't know why. No they don't. It's.
03:55:18
Do they feature they considered features.
03:55:20
A does I considered feathers a feather is considered feathers.
03:55:23
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.
03:55:24
It's more of like a like a coat.
03:55:26
It's not like it's like a seal, you know?
03:55:27
It's like, No, no, I'm pretty sure it's feathers. I'm.
03:55:31
I'm even picturing their eyebrows.
03:55:32
It's got a let's go to gay. Let's go to the tape.
03:55:37
What does creepy flags think?
03:55:41
You can't talk
03:55:42
if you if you think penguins have feathers, shake your head.
03:55:45
Nod if you think things that there's not, like, twice he started talking.
03:55:50
I think he's waiting for your penis to talk.
03:55:53
This is a serious penguin.
03:55:55
Their bird's nest feathers are highly here,
03:55:56
and he probably got tired of staring,
03:55:58
but we didn't pick up on that for 1012 show Penguins.
03:56:01
Their feathers and their feathers are specialized for their environment.
03:56:04
Others are short, stiff and closely packed to provide insulation against cold,
03:56:07
create a smooth surface for swimming, and keep their skin dry.
03:56:10
So I'm trying to talk quieter because I don't want to wake anybody up at Gary's.
03:56:16
Well, she's clearly on vacation.
03:56:18
If he's if he's on the internet or if she's on vacation,
03:56:21
it's fucking a 1:57 a.m.
03:56:23
and we started at ten.
03:56:25
It's 40 degrees there too,
03:56:27
so it's too cold to go out in the barn.
03:56:32
I miss that wood paneling.
03:56:34
Look at the thickness of these feathers.
03:56:38
You see the thickness of their feathers?
03:56:39
Oh, my God, there's nothing there.
03:56:41
So I don't know. I don't see the thickness.
03:56:43
Why don't you, zoom in?
03:56:47
I'll try.
03:56:50
Do it.
03:56:51
Oh, my God, that just looks like blubber.
03:56:55
No. There. They're feathers.
03:56:57
Oh, my God, they're teeny little feathers.
03:56:59
Do you see him down there at the bottom there?
03:57:00
These are feathers. And they just have black heads.
03:57:03
It's weird. They're.
03:57:04
They're all. The work is done by the white.
03:57:07
And then the black ones take all the gold for white.
03:57:11
Get the truth delivered. Snopes.
03:57:13
No, because the skin, the roots are black as well.
03:57:16
So, you know.
03:57:20
Penguins are black, but they're really white.
03:57:21
What color is a polar bear?
03:57:23
Black, I don't know, it's black word.
03:57:26
Flag.
03:57:27
What color is a polar bear?
03:57:32
I think he has the answer.
03:57:33
And, he's black.
03:57:36
I want to see more black tie.
03:57:39
Did you get a chance to watch any of the show?
03:57:42
We could catch you up.
03:57:44
Yeah.
03:57:44
You need a studio, or you can do.
03:57:48
Bro, there's a chicken
03:57:52
in this
03:57:55
hook.
03:57:56
This was seen on I-30 in Dallas, Texas.
03:57:58
You know that world.
03:57:59
There's a chicken that's real.
03:58:01
I'm pretty sure that's.
03:58:04
What this was
03:58:06
never has no idea.
03:58:12
You can tell by the person in the car that it's in Los Angeles.
03:58:14
By the way, he talks.
03:58:17
Would you like to share anything with us?
03:58:19
Do you need to be coaxed in? I feel like I'm right.
03:58:21
I mean, yeah, like, it's, It's almost like we should just go to the Brady
03:58:25
and draw a show, and then you just finish that last, like, half hour by yourself.
03:58:30
Is that what he's waiting for?
03:58:33
I can do that.
03:58:35
Did you hear all the 911 speculation?
03:58:39
No. Oh, You draw.
03:58:40
There you go. He's muted.
03:58:41
He won't interrupt you anymore.
03:58:44
There's a paradigm shift
03:58:45
that's, fully started.
03:58:50
And I don't think it's
03:58:52
going in the direction that that is in our favor.
03:58:57
And now there's a paradigm shift that is due.
03:59:00
And, I guess it starts with the woke
03:59:07
nonsense and cancel culture,
03:59:11
but,
03:59:14
I think people are a little sensitive.
03:59:19
There shouldn't be, a set of words that I.
03:59:22
I'm not allowed to use when when people say
03:59:25
someone unaligned, someone.
03:59:29
I'm thinking
03:59:31
I used to.
03:59:32
I stopped watching the news because it was
03:59:37
grim and depressing.
03:59:38
And now I stop watching it because it's the false narrative.
03:59:45
But, I
03:59:47
like insult comedy and,
03:59:51
it gets us in trouble.
03:59:54
One of my favorite shows of all time was Letterkenny.
03:59:58
Fantastic.
04:00:02
Insult comedy.
04:00:03
I mean, rapid fire jokes.
04:00:06
But they're digs and they're serious and they're mean
04:00:09
and hilarious.
04:00:12
People are just getting a little too sensitive.
04:00:14
I, I saw a 2017 movie that I'd never even heard of.
04:00:17
It's a, it's called bodied.
04:00:20
It's, a Slim Shady production.
04:00:23
So Eminem was the executive producer.
04:00:25
It's about rap battles.
04:00:27
Nerdy white guy,
04:00:30
gets into the rap battle culture
04:00:34
and he gets way too good at it.
04:00:36
And I'm friends with one of the rap battlers
04:00:40
and, finds out, you know, personal details about his home life
04:00:45
and uses it in a rap battle against his good friend.
04:00:49
And after the battle, they are no longer friends.
04:00:54
Because he got it too personal.
04:00:57
You got to hug it out after every rap battle.
04:01:00
As a gangster, his real name is Clarence the.
04:01:05
Oh, yes, he was.
04:01:06
It was 15 years after eight mile.
04:01:11
You're a modern day Socrates, Gary.
04:01:17
And,
04:01:18
I just think people are getting a little too sensitive these days.
04:01:21
We should be able to say whatever set of words we wish.
04:01:26
I, I censor myself,
04:01:28
I there are certain words and phrases that I don't say,
04:01:33
but that's, that's out of,
04:01:35
a sense of superiority
04:01:39
or I just.
04:01:39
You feel like other people should do that to.
04:01:43
Well, no.
04:01:45
Unreasonable self-censorship is free speech.
04:01:49
You recognize what people should do for me to omission what you choose not to say.
04:01:53
It's still your choice. It should be your choice.
04:01:56
And you should.
04:01:57
I mean, I judge Gary for not saying certain words, but
04:02:00
I don't think you should say certain words just because I won't judge them.
04:02:04
I'll make fun of them, but I won't judge them.
04:02:07
I. Richard,
04:02:15
Richard and.
04:02:21
Oh, what the fuck, Richard?
04:02:24
You know who's the gay guy?
04:02:28
What else could you possibly said there?
04:02:30
That was perfect.
04:02:32
What are you digging for? Worms.
04:02:34
Who the fuck? Why not?
04:02:36
You never thought you said if you see the frog.
04:02:40
The frog?
04:02:41
Yeah. What the fuck? What the fuck?
04:02:43
What the fuck?
04:02:44
See the.
04:02:44
I couldn't see the fuck way back
04:02:48
before. Fuck.
04:02:49
You got to catch it again.
04:02:53
Where you go, you'll never catch it again.
04:02:55
Because now it's ready for you.
04:02:58
He's not moving.
04:03:00
Oh, well, then it should be pretty easy to catch.
04:03:03
Oh, no.
04:03:04
I mean, I'm trying to track his motion by.
04:03:08
That's how I can figure out where he is.
04:03:10
It's kind of dark out here.
04:03:12
Don't step on him.
04:03:13
That's what I was we were chasing with.
04:03:14
What's wrong with the frog? And then.
04:03:18
Oh, so I just told her it got away.
04:03:20
It must have got away.
04:03:26
You going over to the graveyard?
04:03:28
It's right here.
04:03:31
I'm going to hit the butcher.
04:03:36
Oh, my God, we're Halloween ING
04:03:39
this. Dude, this is Halloween.
04:03:41
Shit's everywhere.
04:03:43
I know already I was a little disappointed you did all the 911 stuff tonight.
04:03:47
Now, it was in a week after week 911.
04:03:50
What are we going to do?
04:03:54
Think.
04:03:54
Do you think Gary even knows he's awake? No.
04:04:01
He just, sleepwalking.
04:04:05
We should get.
04:04:05
You should get rewarded.
04:04:09
I like to play.
04:04:10
I'll play your clip.
04:04:10
Super funny, but there's a story about.
04:04:13
It was an automobile accident.
04:04:14
There was a man stretched out there, and a woman was bending over
04:04:17
him, trying to give some aid, and together.
04:04:20
And a man elbowed his way through the crowd, shoved the lady aside
04:04:23
and said, let me out. He might have had first aid training.
04:04:25
And she meekly stepped back and he went to work all the things that he learned.
04:04:29
And then at one point, she tapped him on the shoulder and said,
04:04:32
when you come to that part about,
04:04:34
I'm right here.
04:04:38
So you coughed over the punchline,
04:04:41
pretty cool.
04:04:44
And she tapped him on it.
04:04:45
She too. It was a cough.
04:04:47
What about calling the doctor? I'm right there.
04:04:50
There's captions for you, fuckface.
04:04:51
It wasn't the punch line.
04:04:53
We heard the punch line.
04:04:56
I don't think it mattered
04:04:59
much at all.
04:05:00
The word doctor was pretty key in the punch line
04:05:05
we heard.
04:05:05
I heard it first.
04:05:07
Yeah, I heard it when I watched it
04:05:10
and sent it, but,
04:05:13
No, I guess my point
04:05:14
with the, the bodied movie is, See this?
04:05:18
This geeky white kid got so good at insult family
04:05:22
that it cost him his.
04:05:25
Gosh.
04:05:25
He's he's getting expelled
04:05:30
from school, lost his girlfriend, and, disowned by his parents.
04:05:37
That sounds real.
04:05:39
You believe that?
04:05:41
As above, so below.
04:05:43
But you know what? The Bible.
04:05:45
He's self.
04:05:46
He's self putting together that he's such a good ranter that he
04:05:49
that's he's putting himself in that position of the story.
04:05:52
I like telling you this era of like, better than thou, going on.
04:05:57
But there's between the three of us also.
04:05:59
Why why did we even why did we even let him?
04:06:01
Why did we even let him on the show, if that's all he was going to do?
04:06:04
I kind of regret
04:06:05
even like bringing him, like dropping what we were doing and catering to him.
04:06:09
I didn't just I didn't travel, I didn't, you know, I did.
04:06:12
I put him on.
04:06:14
It's my fault. I apologize to the audience.
04:06:17
We won't ever go back to that era again because that has passed us.
04:06:20
And that will no longer be Jeff.
04:06:23
As we can see, fuck junior men's.
04:06:28
Replace Gary's name with Junior Mints.
04:06:34
It's why I do this.
04:06:37
Which is why I do this. What?
04:06:38
That's really.
04:06:40
And I will deeply continue to repeat it.
04:06:42
Do you want to be angry?
04:06:44
You be angry at an inanimate object.
04:06:47
And Gary is an opportunity at this point.
04:06:49
Not all of them.
04:06:55
Just those 2 or 3 that
04:06:57
hang on for dear life.
04:07:02
And so I don't leave
04:07:02
Junior Mints enough to know, oh, you know, the ones that make
04:07:07
you look like a jackass and shake a box trying to jarred them loose.
04:07:12
Those little. He's just reading jokes.
04:07:14
Oh, my. They're messing with
04:07:16
dope.
04:07:17
They know that I.
04:07:18
He reads second mortgage.
04:07:20
I think he's going to the a gun.
04:07:23
I go okay. Yeah.
04:07:24
And a box of chocolate candy with a
04:07:28
just like doing was like a theme behind
04:07:31
there is like the of some sort like.
04:07:37
I don't care if I have the finger bang that box.
04:07:40
I get.
04:07:43
To, you know, you're buying a box of some of that.
04:07:47
He's getting old.
04:07:51
Is that sounds good to me is his rant, though.
04:07:54
I mean, he went, oh, thanks, Jeff.
04:07:58
Thanks, Jeff,
04:08:00
and all of this stuff.
04:08:02
We're going to hell in a handbasket.
04:08:04
Those fucking fucking Junior Mints.
04:08:11
He has a rant cast that sounds like a good idea.
04:08:15
So what the fuck?
04:08:16
Richard on Rumble here.
04:08:18
This this is somewhat was breaking news, but on Rumble, here we,
04:08:28
We get the
04:08:28
criticism of only leaning one way publicly, but,
04:08:32
we're definitely going to do the opposite when when things happen to, perspire.
04:08:37
Right.
04:08:38
So have you heard of, Republican Nancy Mace?
04:08:42
Yeah.
04:08:42
Did you hear about the, school shooting that happened?
04:08:45
Yeah, which we saw according to, Mr.. Mr..
04:08:47
Teammates. No.
04:08:50
All right.
04:08:50
There's an alleged school shooter at USC.
04:08:52
Be on the look out of a white male, black shorts, gray t shirt.
04:08:55
We already went over this.
04:08:56
Really?
04:08:56
No, but we went over Nancy Mace.
04:09:00
So there's, so she posts, that there was a, like,
04:09:02
school shooter at USC be on the look out.
04:09:04
So there was reports of a school shooter at USC.
04:09:09
So Congresswoman Estimates has been posted online for posting
04:09:14
a picture of an alleged campus shooter, but was just a man with an umbrella.
04:09:18
Panic broke out Sunday evening.
04:09:20
Well, the University of South Carolina issued an alert saying there was a
04:09:24
credible report of an active shooter at the campus and instructed students
04:09:29
to shelter in Place
04:09:30
Mesa, South Carolina, Republican running for governor, who has a child
04:09:33
attending the university,
04:09:34
shared a photo of a man walking while holding a black folded up umbrella.
04:09:40
And so
04:09:43
here is the alleged school shooter.
04:09:44
A quote here is the alleged school shooter at USC.
04:09:46
Be on the lookout.
04:09:47
White male, black shorts, gray t shirt, backpack.
04:09:50
End quote.
04:09:51
She wrote on x in a now deleted post shared by media,
04:09:55
which is, I think the the post who originally reported on this
04:09:59
am I think everybody else's.
04:10:01
Thank God she put white male
04:10:05
well I don't know because if you were that person,
04:10:10
you've got a lawsuit and a half
04:10:11
on your fucking hands.
04:10:15
Go back to what she what did she tweet again?
04:10:17
Or whatever the quote whatever.
04:10:19
Here is the so she put it. No.
04:10:21
Look the literal if you will, that's ignoring this motherfucker.
04:10:27
Allegedly. Allegedly. That's ignorant.
04:10:29
You are just minding your own business, walking from
04:10:33
point A to point B on campus, holding an umbrella because it may rain
04:10:37
and you're being called out as a school shooter.
04:10:40
Guess what?
04:10:40
Somebody right now, somebody could kill you.
04:10:43
Right now, you are an alleged habitual peeping
04:10:46
tom pedophile that masturbates against your neighbor's will.
04:10:51
This is a condom.
04:10:52
This woman there was allegedly lo out at USC.
04:10:57
She's a political fucking.
04:10:59
I don't know what bolo means.
04:11:02
Be on the lookout, Bolo. Oh,
04:11:06
see, that's not a good way to say that.
04:11:07
He later shifted the shelter because that's a type of hat.
04:11:12
The university later lifted the shelter in place order
04:11:15
so she can maybe give liability to the, school.
04:11:21
But it doesn't matter.
04:11:22
The school didn't say there's any, but she pointed out specifically
04:11:26
this kid holding an umbrella.
04:11:28
Imagine if he had been attacked or killed because they thought he was.
04:11:33
In that case, we might have something to talk about.
04:11:35
Show the picture on that.
04:11:37
Show the picture you give me
04:11:40
this son of a bitch.
04:11:41
Him beating.
04:11:42
You know, guys whom, you know, reading this again,
04:11:46
nobody carries a gun like that, pointing straight up behind you like that.
04:11:50
I know you can see into the umbrella, like fold, and he's holding it
04:11:52
this way, and it's like, not even that big.
04:11:55
Like, I don't know what you're sure DBS out of that thing like that, but. So.
04:11:59
All right, so it does look it looks pretty sunny.
04:12:01
It doesn't look like there a cloud in the sky.
04:12:03
You know, with a little bit of empathy and compassion.
04:12:05
What I see is an irrational woman whose emotions
04:12:09
got the best of her and made her see something that wasn't.
04:12:12
But now, granted, her daughter does go there, but she is a
04:12:16
that's that's what I'm saying.
04:12:17
I police let the police do this, present
04:12:20
this information to the police and have them present it,
04:12:24
go to the news and just say, hey, I don't know if this is credible or not.
04:12:27
This is what I have.
04:12:30
That seems reasonable.
04:12:31
But she probably thought her platform and her fucking tweet again.
04:12:35
She thought she was more important.
04:12:37
So it's a it's an honest
04:12:38
I mean it's not an honest mistake but no, no, it's a dishonest mistake.
04:12:41
It's terrible. It's a mistake.
04:12:42
The university later lifted the shelter in place order and said
04:12:44
police had had uncovered no evidence that a shooting occurred.
04:12:49
They said there were two minor injuries from people evacuating the library.
04:12:53
This was her post with the theater.
04:12:56
Matt Walsh writing really great work for Nancy Grace.
04:13:00
She was just she bravely alerted the police to the dangerous dangers
04:13:04
of a guy carrying an umbrella.
04:13:05
This is why we need common sense umbrella control.
04:13:07
So this is May,
04:13:08
where I lifted the story, but I thought it was interesting enough. Us.
04:13:12
I just imagine this, famous politician
04:13:16
has picture of a shooter but does not act.
04:13:23
And, you know, 13 people died at the school.
04:13:27
You know what I mean? That's what she thought in her head.
04:13:29
And I'd rather have a stupid woman make a huge mistake like that
04:13:33
than a ignorant woman not act.
04:13:36
And then nothing is done.
04:13:38
But yeah, I mean, we've all been told, as we've all been told our whole life.
04:13:41
See something, say something. She saw something.
04:13:44
She said something.
04:13:47
So the one of the the fathers of, daughter of a girl
04:13:50
who died in the parkland shooting, said, that this woman was wrong
04:13:56
and now would be an appropriate time to talk about how to appropriately
04:13:59
punish you for this false post that could have gotten someone killed.
04:14:03
As a father of Jamie killed in parkland, shooting everything about you
04:14:07
and your messaging is the, seek help, as I firmly believe you are in need.
04:14:12
No one asked you go mourn and be yourself.
04:14:15
And no one asked her either, though
04:14:17
all those parkland people are fucking profiting off of this shit.
04:14:20
Still, they put their foot in anywhere they need because their act, their gun
04:14:24
activists now,
04:14:26
Brian Johnson,
04:14:27
who says he's a gun owner in favor of gun reform,
04:14:30
they just bring this random guy up they like,
04:14:32
I don't know, they don't introduce him other than Brian, Dustin,
04:14:36
the best part of this is a great Conor in favor of gun reform.
04:14:38
He may just be a somebody who posted on the internet like
04:14:43
called Amazing Story.
04:14:45
He was running for governor, a perfect MAGA Republican.
04:14:48
He was going to actually attack everybody with that umbrella.
04:14:50
And she did save a bunch of people.
04:14:57
Macy's campaign
04:14:57
defended the congresswoman's actions in a statement to the Independent.
04:15:01
Like thousands of others, I was concerned I was a concerned
04:15:04
mother with a child on the USC campus doing all I could.
04:15:07
And, you know, like, that's like, you're not that's not your position.
04:15:11
Your position is not to do all you can at the campus.
04:15:14
That's the police's position.
04:15:17
Well, how about this though, did the in a scary moment
04:15:19
to share information that was flowing quickly to keep our kids safe,
04:15:23
you need to understand that you have a platform
04:15:25
that is larger than random, everyday human beings.
04:15:28
And when you do something like this, this has implications.
04:15:31
Unlike somebody like you or I who were to do something like this,
04:15:34
because the amount of people that are going to see it and believe it
04:15:38
are few and far between.
04:15:41
Very few.
04:15:43
Very far between.
04:15:45
I just I mean, I don't think it's that big a deal that as soon as she posted it
04:15:49
in the crowd comment and go, that looks like an umbrella.
04:15:52
Nobody cares a gun like that.
04:15:53
And they do what we did in the comments and fucking debunk it immediately
04:15:56
and probably help them to.
04:16:01
Nancy Mace 667.5
04:16:05
thousand followers.
04:16:10
That a lot,
04:16:13
actually, not that it's no compared to like people that matter.
04:16:16
Not really, but but it's a lot of people to convince that they need to take action
04:16:21
against this innocent kid holding an umbrella watch.
04:16:25
If this was a this is this is your showing a gun, that'd be the funny story.
04:16:31
You are you to
04:16:33
forcing the court of public opinion to go after this guy
04:16:35
without having any due cause, without any real evidence?
04:16:39
There was no actual shooting, but nothing actually happened at all.
04:16:44
He'll be fine.
04:16:44
Like that's what makes it. That's what makes it even worse.
04:16:47
Nothing was actually happening.
04:16:50
Two people were hurt in that because they thought something was happening.
04:16:55
Time out, time out.
04:16:57
Look at the field.
04:16:58
Not not leave it on that picture.
04:17:00
I want, I want I'm going to walk you through this.
04:17:03
What do you see on the field besides the number ten that.
04:17:06
Tell me what you see. Cloud.
04:17:07
Slight cloud.
04:17:09
I see bright sunshine.
04:17:11
Yeah. There's mostly bright sunshine.
04:17:13
There's maybe a reflection from, like.
04:17:14
Look at the shadow of him.
04:17:16
Look at the shadow fence.
04:17:18
So the shadow on the fence or something?
04:17:20
Yeah, look at him. Look at him.
04:17:22
He has no reason to be carrying an umbrella that
04:17:25
maybe he carried it earlier that morning and was carrying it back.
04:17:28
And he definitely does not look like he's about to use it.
04:17:31
That's completely opposite direction.
04:17:33
If anything, if I'm carrying an umbrella, like I'm going to hold it, like I'm
04:17:36
going to use it like a walking cane just for fun. You know?
04:17:40
It's a gun.
04:17:43
Yeah, you can totally see the gun, but she.
04:17:46
What if she had an aide and she actually had that rational conversation?
04:17:50
If it's an umbrella, why is he coming into the sunshine?
04:17:52
It must be a weapon.
04:17:53
I hopefully they didn't get that right.
04:17:54
Yeah, right.
04:17:56
He's carrying a umbrella.
04:17:59
Somebody had to talk her out of it. No, it's not.
04:18:01
It can't be an umbrella because there's sunshine.
04:18:02
What would she fully have exonerated herself
04:18:07
had she just put allegedly in there?
04:18:09
She did put allegedly.
04:18:11
Well she didn't I put yes. Fuck yes she did.
04:18:13
I played it six time.
04:18:15
I'm like, you got to shoot me.
04:18:18
Yeah. Alleged is allegedly same thing.
04:18:20
She just that she.
04:18:21
And that's not the prick alleged.
04:18:23
Yeah. She put it for school shooter.
04:18:26
They're not alleging this though.
04:18:27
So what's her source?
04:18:29
Maybe we should turn that person down instead.
04:18:31
You don't need a source for an alleged.
04:18:33
It's alleged there is no source.
04:18:34
That's who alleged by who? Her.
04:18:38
What do you mean?
04:18:39
What are you doing?
04:18:40
But she's not there.
04:18:41
So she had to pick this up from somebody else.
04:18:43
Where are you getting this picture from?
04:18:46
This came from some type of security somewhere.
04:18:48
So every school has cameras all over.
04:18:51
You can, like, check she get this footage from.
04:18:53
So somebody of, I'm going to be eyewitnesses to the situation.
04:18:58
Had to have given her this information. Wrong.
04:19:00
Her child went there.
04:19:01
She spends at least a few minutes a day looking at that camera, hoping
04:19:05
she can spot
04:19:05
she knows when her daughter goes to what class, to
04:19:07
what and when she's going to be by what camera.
04:19:09
I'm not going to explain to you why, but just from a friend.
04:19:12
And she was probably pranked and she's oh my God, if
04:19:15
if they have
04:19:16
this footage, why do they not have any other footage of this person?
04:19:19
Like he's probably calmly walking from like, science to back to his dorm
04:19:22
because, you know, like, shoot it off of the live feed.
04:19:27
Okay, well, then
04:19:28
he was on the next camera five, because it's not like that.
04:19:32
There's one
04:19:32
camera that everybody can look at, and it's usually in the quad or whatever.
04:19:35
The main thing is, the only angle they have at the football field really
04:19:40
publicly accessible?
04:19:41
Probably. Yeah.
04:19:43
Like she's not where my daughter went to school.
04:19:46
There were like five. She's there.
04:19:47
Look at they had no but she's not using somebody or the bathroom.
04:19:52
She's using the regular public.
04:19:54
Like these are the public webcams where you can see our campus.
04:19:59
Look at he walks away and
04:19:59
leaves this thing other he's just manner oh
04:20:04
more me.
04:20:05
So is Gary.
04:20:10
Maybe one day you'll give me a name.
04:20:12
Oh, more is me.
04:20:15
So is Gary.
04:20:19
Maybe one day you'll give me a name.
04:20:22
No more is a name.
04:20:25
So it's Gary. Oh.
04:20:29
I don't get it.
04:20:29
Except that he's laughing.
04:20:31
He wants to be called Gary.
04:20:33
All righty.
04:20:36
I didn't see Superman.
04:20:37
Is that the newest Superman movie? How was it?
04:20:40
Did anybody see the new Superman movie? No.
04:20:46
Chicken.
04:20:46
Chicken? Chicken. I'm out of clips. I don't want to do chicken.
04:20:49
Chicken, chicken.
04:20:50
I don't want to do this. Chicken.
04:20:52
Ginger Copia.
04:20:53
We've done that a million times.
04:20:55
You pretty sure?
04:20:56
Gary.
04:20:59
Gary fell asleep early.
04:21:00
Woke up his wife sleeping, so I thought he could sneak on in
04:21:03
just to rub it in her face.
04:21:08
I know your words were very purposeful there, and they were very nice.
04:21:11
He woke up in the middle of the night, snuck one out, and then rubbed it.
04:21:15
Interface road.
04:21:18
Now it's kind of what you just say.
04:21:21
What?
04:21:22
That's. You know what?
04:21:23
Even if you love a woman and a woman loves a man, that's just rude
04:21:28
because she's going to wake up.
04:21:29
It's going to be like 4 or 5 hours dried on my wife.
04:21:33
My wife doesn't mind
04:21:34
if I do certain nasty things, but it's like at the end of our session
04:21:38
and then we both head right to the shower, usually.
04:21:43
Anyway,
04:21:45
I've said too much.
04:21:47
Yeah,
04:21:49
what?
04:21:54
Oh my God.
04:21:56
All right, I'm going to end on this one for the four of them I've got.
04:21:58
Unless you got a lot more, you go drat, drat, drat drat!
04:22:05
Day. Run!
04:22:09
Hat town!
04:22:11
That's so confusing,
04:22:17
To this day.
04:22:20
Run! Hat
04:22:23
town. The run.
04:22:28
And that is how we turn.
04:22:30
Drat,
04:22:32
drat!
04:22:36
Oh, there's no sound.
04:22:38
And now I wonder
04:22:43
if I'm to.
04:22:44
Oh, and I missed you.
04:22:47
Wait, that's an A, that's an a, that's an a pita.
04:22:50
That's,
04:22:52
That's looks like something out of the Flintstones.
04:22:55
Should we make the Thor's hammer kabob is what it's called.
04:22:58
And it's at.
04:22:58
Let's get smoked.
04:23:01
That's not a sandwich.
04:23:03
Third wave.
04:23:05
Is that a sandwich?
04:23:06
It's got, like, a wrap around it.
04:23:07
This is a sandwich. It's got a yes.
04:23:11
Yeah, but you pull the bone out, make your sandwich.
04:23:14
Or if a sandwich is. What is it?
04:23:15
Was your fix or fucked sandwiches. Stupid fuck.
04:23:19
And now I wonder.
04:23:24
And I need you
04:23:26
and I missed you.
04:23:29
The third I is to have a boat in it.
04:23:31
You know I like it.
04:23:34
I think that's just a fake gimmick.
04:23:38
Yeah, but.
04:23:38
Which I guess is what a gimmick is, right?
04:23:41
Is there a real gimmick?
04:23:43
No. Yes.
04:23:44
It's an oxymoron.
04:23:46
Yeah. No.
04:23:50
Yes. No.
04:23:50
Oh, yes. Yes. No no no. Well.
04:23:53
Yes. Yes.
04:24:01
Mr. Brady and Joshua
04:24:03
Brady and George Geary, as above and so below.
04:24:08
They call these two blows Brady.
04:24:10
And for sure we're doing it our way.
04:24:13
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
04:24:16
Brady.
04:24:17
And your show it is Brady and draw.
04:24:20
It's their show now Brady.
04:24:22
Draw.
04:24:28
No. Yeah yeah.
04:24:33
That's a bit of a loss.
04:24:34
There has not been one fuck up on tonight's show.
04:24:39
This is not good video.
04:24:40
But I thought it would be construed as a brawl
04:24:43
breaking out aboard a Carnival Cruise.
04:24:46
I don't even know if I disagree personally.
04:24:48
A dispute over chicken at I.
04:24:51
The chaotic scene unfolded around 2 a.m.
04:24:55
on Monday, the final night.
04:24:58
Any scene that on the 2 a.m., usually Miami doesn't
04:25:02
play two dozen passengers was a Carnival cruise, so
04:25:06
throwing punches, tackling each other to the.
04:25:11
Apparently it started about started over chicken.
04:25:17
That was all I got.
04:25:18
I got some this to this.
04:25:20
Oh yeah, this one.
04:25:26
What the.
04:25:26
Yeah I mean we've seen this every like it's kind of like
04:25:29
just the same video over again.
04:25:31
I hate to like I don't mean to shit on it.
04:25:33
It is because it can be entertaining.
04:25:35
But it's like literally that, like,
04:25:37
I feel bad for these children because they don't realize that
04:25:39
it's like the same video every time.
04:25:40
So they're going to have seat when they're on.
04:25:43
Oh, there.
04:25:44
And probably do like a Chris Benoit. And
04:25:48
you know, they don't know it yet.
04:25:50
And their parents think it's funny, like it's cute
04:25:53
because there's actually going to be
04:25:55
unless they're going to be like legendary fighters.
04:25:57
But I don't think that's all you
04:26:00
watch.
04:26:01
So you teach kids to be good fighters at a young age.
04:26:04
You teach them to spar at a young age, and then when they're old enough
04:26:07
to take blows, better than they would have a better, like, sense of movement.
04:26:12
You know, if they're like, you shouldn't give too much weight at their age
04:26:15
until they're developed because it'll fuck up their body.
04:26:17
They'll end up being shorter soon.
04:26:18
So yeah, you've seen them fucking them kids, like our bodybuilder shit.
04:26:22
Like, sure. It's impressive, but at the same time, it's not.
04:26:24
It's not.
04:26:26
It's just putting strain on,
04:26:29
like there was, you ever.
04:26:31
You remember the MTV show?
04:26:33
What was it? True life. It was called.
04:26:35
Were they kind of, like, analyze, like a real life situation?
04:26:38
There was this one dude who was a bodybuilder.
04:26:40
I started he was living out of the only snapshot music.
04:26:44
Yeah.
04:26:44
It was,
04:26:45
I don't know,
04:26:45
I ran across it, but it was like, just one back when you had to watch
04:26:49
TV, when there was nothing on, you didn't have as many choices.
04:26:52
Have, the right.
04:26:55
But, it was a, it was a dude who was just working loud all the time.
04:26:59
And he was living with his parents.
04:27:01
And like, his just that was his obsession.
04:27:04
And he, like, really young, super young.
04:27:07
I don't remember,
04:27:08
but he was just totally ravaging his body like he was having spinal issues, like.
04:27:12
And it was just he was just wrecking his body for the sake of
04:27:15
maybe making a few dollars here at a fitness competition.
04:27:19
And they were kind of looking at that as an addiction, being like,
04:27:22
you know, what do you what are you doing, you know, with yourself here?
04:27:25
Because that's something you can't sustain.
04:27:26
This isn't sustainable.
04:27:28
You're starting this shit like this young with these kids,
04:27:31
like pummeling in the head, like it's not sustainable ever.
04:27:36
What do we know?
04:27:36
They they live in China.
04:27:37
Maybe this is the way you have to survive.
04:27:39
You want a piece of them?
04:27:41
They're trying to make money off their kids.
04:27:43
This is. Well, yeah.
04:27:44
That aside, let's forget the exploitation.
04:27:46
Let's just have fun with it.
04:27:48
This is their, like, money chicken. Yeah.
04:27:50
If it's a chicken. Yeah. If you want to eat.
04:27:54
You know what?
04:27:54
I've ordered chicken before though.
04:27:55
And chicken comes with two legs.
04:27:58
They can each have one.
04:28:00
They're going to I mean it comes with money and just.
04:28:02
Yeah.
04:28:02
Well that's so kind of freak
04:28:06
from this garbage kind of freak ass chicken.
04:28:08
Do you raise it as more than one leg unless you eat more than one chicken?
04:28:12
I don't know, I've seen the Super Bowl where they've had, like a chicken
04:28:15
with, like, multiple legs.
04:28:16
I don't understand that word. Turducken.
04:28:19
There's a chicken leg, a turkey leg
04:28:21
and a duck leg.
04:28:25
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
04:28:29
That's done.
04:28:30
That's done.
04:28:32
Chick went through the mirror area.
04:28:33
Yeah.
04:28:34
A man in Queens says an animal attack on his way to work
04:28:37
left him bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
04:28:40
I don't have a chicken attack.
04:28:41
I thought you were going chicken to say.
04:28:45
Let's
04:28:46
play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
04:28:49
I love chicken attacks.
04:28:51
Should we end the good news?
04:28:52
Let's end with some you here the.
04:28:53
You're the love. You hear the love and joy in it.
04:28:56
I love the fact that his his wife robbed him of that joy.
04:29:01
So? So what did you learn?
04:29:03
Not to harp on it too long?
04:29:04
Because I feel like it's already been played out in the in the in the news.
04:29:07
Enough, I guess.
04:29:07
I don't know, depending on how much you pay attention, but that,
04:29:11
that Florida
04:29:15
dude her gender sing.
04:29:18
He's at Florida and Floridian, but, obviously not having that name, but,
04:29:23
in Florida, the truck driver that was accused of,
04:29:25
crash that killed three people, that did the big U-turn,
04:29:29
across, like, multiple lanes in Florida that killed people.
04:29:32
Could he read English?
04:29:34
And. No, no, that was part of the problem. The.
04:29:37
Yeah.
04:29:37
What's also part of the problem is 2.5 million people have signed a petition.
04:29:42
Unfortunately, a petition doesn't do anything.
04:29:46
No. Right. Obviously,
04:29:48
everyone, it's just a louder voice.
04:29:52
I mean,
04:29:53
you should listen to your constituents, especially if they have a petition.
04:29:56
Yeah, you don't.
04:29:57
You said he was operating a semi truck with a trailer on Florida
04:30:01
Turnpike in Fort Pierce, about 50 miles north of West Palm Beach, on August 12th,
04:30:05
when he allegedly attempted a U-turn in an unauthorized area.
04:30:09
This unauthorized area was a left hand, the right hand lane.
04:30:13
So you see how he's he's turned like like like
04:30:17
he's like,
04:30:19
sorry.
04:30:19
Let me, Wait, which way does it?
04:30:23
So he's, like, turning and
04:30:25
like this car which is full of a family that died.
04:30:28
The entire family died.
04:30:30
You see the yellow line here
04:30:33
and how he's attempting to do, like, a, a U-turn
04:30:37
across lanes that are also progressing in the same direction.
04:30:40
He's going.
04:30:45
But, apparently,
04:30:48
if there is,
04:30:50
I don't know if this happened in the accident
04:30:52
or if that's his normal hairline.
04:30:57
Did you fix
04:31:00
this? Heck, yeah.
04:31:01
I have an right.
04:31:03
I can see I can see where the line up from here.
04:31:06
It's, like, ripped out.
04:31:07
Like, maybe he was like, yeah, maybe.
04:31:09
Or he's just in a ponytail.
04:31:11
And he got caught in his I don't know.
04:31:13
And it's just that bald.
04:31:16
Is that a mugshot?
04:31:18
Yeah. Two points.
04:31:20
Over 2.5 million people sign a petition in support of this guy
04:31:24
who made a illegal U-turn that killed an entire family.
04:31:27
Wait in support of.
04:31:29
Yeah.
04:31:31
What is this, an illegal immigrant?
04:31:33
What is the statement of the petition?
04:31:36
We love you. Or. I mean, what was the action?
04:31:41
Let's see.
04:31:43
Signatories on Change.org also argue
04:31:45
the internet was a terrible mistake, evidenced by
04:31:49
the clean record in full cooperation with authorities.
04:31:52
They want they want the governor to grant clemency.
04:31:55
By granting clemency, you would reform the value of proportional justice.
04:31:59
Well, I don't understand why.
04:32:01
Again, I brought that up.
04:32:02
Like, when it comes to proportional, like, why don't we do that
04:32:05
with food?
04:32:08
What what do you what what you proportional justice.
04:32:12
Right. So you're you're.
04:32:13
Yeah. Reaffirming the value of what that means.
04:32:16
If somebody if somebody if somebody shoots you with a spit
04:32:18
while you can't blow them in the face with a fucking gun,
04:32:22
it should be that means because there's, there
04:32:24
is more of one person committing a crime, we should punish less of those people
04:32:30
less harshly, or more of those people less harshly.
04:32:33
And the less the more demographic that's not committing.
04:32:36
We should condemn them more for less harsh stuff
04:32:41
is what that saying.
04:32:42
In my opinion, that would not be proportional.
04:32:45
But seems
04:32:48
The signatories
04:32:49
on Change.org also argued that the incident was a terrible mistake.
04:32:52
It was an accident.
04:32:54
He made a terrible mistake, not a deliberate choice to harm anyone.
04:32:58
He was working hard to support his family, like so many of us.
04:33:02
And one wrong decision change everything.
04:33:03
Well, isn't that fucking Darren Wilson?
04:33:06
Isn't that fucking, isn't that, it was a do that shot Michael Brown.
04:33:11
No idea.
04:33:13
I forgot his name, but like,
04:33:16
is it those people as well?
04:33:19
I don't understand.
04:33:24
One person from Sydney, Australia, who has nothing to do with our country,
04:33:27
commented a 45 year prison sentence is not justice.
04:33:31
45 years of imprisonment.
04:33:32
Another person from Canada wrote who's not from our country?
04:33:35
Is it fair
04:33:37
for a young boy who left his home country to have a bright future support
04:33:40
family? No.
04:33:40
He murdered an entire family with one mistake.
04:33:43
Because you didn't see signs.
04:33:44
You didn't understand the signs that said no U-turn.
04:33:47
Even if he could understand them and he did the same thing.
04:33:50
It's the same outcome.
04:33:51
He killed people with his vehicle because he made a mistake.
04:33:54
Mistakes like he didn't intentionally go, I'm going to kill these people.
04:33:57
Doesn't matter.
04:33:59
You're
04:34:00
the distinction between air and homicide,
04:34:04
right?
04:34:05
Or manslaughter.
04:34:06
Like he didn't get he didn't get premeditated murder, which is.
04:34:09
That means he didn't mean to kill them.
04:34:12
But if you acted negligently.
04:34:15
So he was accused of causing a crash?
04:34:17
He was. He's not a Shia, right?
04:34:18
Yeah. Was he charged with homicide?
04:34:21
Vehicular homicide.
04:34:23
Okay, so that was his charge.
04:34:24
That's not going to be 45.
04:34:25
That's not going to be 45 years in jail.
04:34:27
That's maximum 45.
04:34:29
The people don't understand that either.
04:34:31
Nobody gets the maximum.
04:34:32
That's they put that there to scare the shit out of people.
04:34:34
So they don't they probably just deport him or hey, put him on leave.
04:34:38
No entry, no reentry. A is he a visa worker?
04:34:42
He's a he's an illegal. Yeah.
04:34:43
He doesn't know things.
04:34:44
Family is in India's Punjabi region.
04:34:47
And he's also spoken out
04:34:49
news since his arrest, calling for him to receive more lenient sentence.
04:34:54
He's just.
04:34:54
That's just trying to hold on. Hold on.
04:34:58
Here's a Twitter on your road.
04:35:01
And if he gets off after five years.
04:35:02
Hold on, hold on.
04:35:04
I need some more froggy, or I'm going to commit a great crime.
04:35:08
I'm going to bust. Not.
04:35:10
Hello?
04:35:10
Yes, here's the of 28 years old.
04:35:13
And if he gets 45 years under,
04:35:15
then you can imagine what that would be in condition of his family.
04:35:19
Relatives?
04:35:20
You're my, aren't you, Dil Bag Singh?
04:35:23
They'll bag,
04:35:25
douche bag, nasal
04:35:27
dil bag Singh told The Times.
04:35:31
Tide Indian.
04:35:32
Yeah, yeah.
04:35:35
Meanwhile, a kind of petition set up
04:35:36
by self-styled heritage American truck driver calling these
04:35:42
for the portion of Singh supporters proposing come on now.
04:35:48
Wait.
04:35:48
I want a signature zoo 20,000 hundred 25 million.
04:35:52
Can we start a petition?
04:35:53
Countering both the counter petition and the petition was our 2.5 million.
04:35:58
All of you can go fuck yourselves.
04:36:00
Let's do a third one.
04:36:01
I think I want to start a petition to stop petitions.
04:36:07
The Department of Homeland Security said Singh
04:36:09
obtained a commercial driver's license in California.
04:36:12
Shout out to, Gabby Newson.
04:36:14
Nuisance.
04:36:16
Gabrielle, a nuisance if you ever look, once
04:36:18
you're an adult, it's so easy to get a fucking driver's license.
04:36:22
Sometimes you don't even have to get in a vehicle.
04:36:24
You go take a ten question test and then they hand you your license.
04:36:28
Issue license, regardless of immigration status,
04:36:31
according to the National Immigration Law Center.
04:36:32
Well, forget the immigration status.
04:36:34
There's a problem just with driver's license.
04:36:36
I'm telling you, once you're an adult, you don't have to take driver's training.
04:36:39
You have to just prove that you are. You can drive.
04:36:42
And in my world,
04:36:44
in order to prove that you can drive, you need to get behind the wheel
04:36:46
with an experienced driver and prove to them that you can drive.
04:36:49
I did it with my children, but once you're an adult,
04:36:52
especially Punjab Indian adult, right?
04:36:56
You never had the chance to.
04:36:58
DHS spokesperson Trisha McLaughlin
04:37:01
said, is issuing a commercial license to someone in the US illegally is insane.
04:37:05
So, issuing an illegal person with a license is, I guess, illegal, right?
04:37:10
Right.
04:37:12
Is it?
04:37:13
I don't I don't know, I know nothing about that, but what I know.
04:37:15
No, I've heard again that like, Matt Walsh went over this and they were just saying
04:37:19
that like, even just the constraints of obtaining that license
04:37:23
to drive by an illegal is actually really easy to do.
04:37:27
I live in a logical world of problems, problem solving.
04:37:30
Why add variables that don't matter?
04:37:32
What does it matter what his what his ethnicity is?
04:37:35
If he made a, mistake, he went against the driving.
04:37:39
I don't care if he can't.
04:37:40
Ignorance is no excuse if he can't read it.
04:37:42
Even if he was an American and he did that, he should still face
04:37:45
the same charges, right? Why are we.
04:37:48
Why are we pointing out that he's an Indian that can't read?
04:37:51
I mean, you should at least go to work for that.
04:37:53
You could.
04:37:54
You should at least you know you're at least going to be taken in
04:37:58
front of a jury, you know, to assess what happened there.
04:38:02
You know, maybe something happened that caused him
04:38:04
to have to make a split session, split second decision.
04:38:07
And but he's still responsible for it potentially,
04:38:11
whether that be, you know, two years, five years, one year, 20 years, 25 years.
04:38:16
I mean, it all depends on the severity of the ignorance.
04:38:19
So most commercial trucks have dash cams.
04:38:22
I'm sure we'll have it depends on this.
04:38:24
It depends on the severity of the ignorance.
04:38:26
And it also depends on his own.
04:38:27
Like like a lot of people.
04:38:30
Again, I watch a lot of crime videos and like a lot of times
04:38:33
the police are asking you questions because they want to get you
04:38:37
to admit something that you probably should talk to a lawyer first about.
04:38:40
The people that that talk are kind of dumb
04:38:44
without a lawyer.
04:38:45
A lawyer will help you.
04:38:48
That's that's.
04:38:49
And if you
04:38:51
try to cooperate, a lot of times you get cut a deal
04:38:54
because they see that you're sympathetic.
04:38:56
They see that you did something wrong when you are like, it was a big case.
04:39:03
Netflix during Covid, it was the, making a murder documentary.
04:39:07
And then,
04:39:07
years later, Candace Owens on the Daily Wire put out convicting a murderer.
04:39:11
And there was a lot of evidence that this documentary on Netflix left out
04:39:14
that, you know, points to the people that were accused of actually doing this
04:39:18
horrid, horrid crime,
04:39:19
not to dive into deep about it, but there's you can watch Netflix,
04:39:22
you can do a temporary subscription Daily Wire, and I'm sure there's
04:39:25
it's probably posted illegally in many places, both both entities.
04:39:29
But it's interesting perspective versus the other side perspective. But,
04:39:35
all it
04:39:36
takes is, is just, lean in perspective.
04:39:39
But,
04:39:42
forget where I was going with that.
04:39:48
The truck driver thing
04:39:50
with whether he's, guilty of,
04:39:53
killing people or not.
04:39:57
I lost it.
04:39:58
He is.
04:39:59
I mean, it doesn't matter if he is
04:40:03
or can't read or is a baby,
04:40:06
if he's 20, if he's 14, if he's 65,
04:40:09
none of that shit matters are variables that don't matter
04:40:11
if you're behind the wheel of a truck and you don't keep up.
04:40:13
I mean, I guess, I guess it, you're guilty of breaking the law.
04:40:17
Like I say again, you would be charged with something,
04:40:19
and then you would just be still held to a jury of your peers.
04:40:22
And based on the evidence given, I guess that's where I was going, probably.
04:40:26
I think, and that's my direction. Advice?
04:40:29
Absolutely not legal advice, but you'd think that you would want to face it.
04:40:31
You know, when you when you, when you admit to something.
04:40:33
No, no, I know what I was going through.
04:40:35
Chance to just go in front of a judge. Yeah. Go ahead.
04:40:38
If you admit to fall, then you apologize.
04:40:40
So there is, there is, the Steven Avery and Brennan D'Arcy.
04:40:42
They're still in prison.
04:40:44
Brennan Dassey would have gotten, out of prison like, five years ago
04:40:49
had he admitted that he that
04:40:52
he had basically rolled on his uncle, who was Steven Avery,
04:40:56
who is the main perpetrator, but Brendan Dassey also,
04:41:00
he's kind of
04:41:00
retarded in a general sense, but he he definitely did some fucked up shit.
04:41:05
He was definitely part of it.
04:41:06
Says the evidence and says the conviction
04:41:09
had he said, hey, I did something wrong.
04:41:12
I was coaxed by my uncle.
04:41:14
He would be out by now.
04:41:15
Like if you just kind of saw remorse.
04:41:17
The fact that he's pushing against this narrative because he's up for parole,
04:41:21
no one, we've seen this case of what he just did
04:41:25
don't mean to do that like that.
04:41:29
Yeah.
04:41:30
If you if you get rid of them.
04:41:37
Yeah.
04:41:37
Kind of.
04:41:38
You just got to like
04:41:39
I mean, I don't know, sometimes it's just like just getting a few.
04:41:42
Jerry. Just like he did some.
04:41:44
He definitely had something to do with it.
04:41:46
There's too much evidence that says he didn't.
04:41:48
So my I'm, I'm a skeptic.
04:41:50
The person that got out earlier is the probably
04:41:52
the one that ratted on the one that stayed in there.
04:41:53
Oh there's they both got the one would have gotten a life sentence.
04:41:58
The other one would have gotten 15 years max.
04:42:00
He would be out already five years ago.
04:42:02
The fact that he did not roll on his uncle,
04:42:05
and he was going to and then he changes his mind last minute
04:42:10
he got life as well as his uncle.
04:42:12
So we all get life.
04:42:15
Some people just have to spend it in prison.
04:42:18
Life. Life,
04:42:20
life life
04:42:22
never.
04:42:29
Or if not, use the communal fucking microwave.
04:42:31
Yeah, yeah.
04:42:36
I just
04:42:37
I still can't believe that Ryan got it on the first guess.
04:42:40
It just went on.
04:42:41
Dude, you're not seeing those like that marketplace or some shit, I don't know.
04:42:45
I know that there was, like, when you go into mass market,
04:42:48
you didn't say marketplace till after I've been.
04:42:51
I've been to Massachusetts
04:42:52
and there was like a market basket in that general area.
04:42:54
And I don't know if
04:42:55
that's in the, in the, in the same thing or, and I don't know if Market Basket
04:42:59
became Market District.
04:43:00
I don't know if that's like a tie in, but it's definitely like a northeastern
04:43:04
sort of thing in Pennsylvania starting to get in that area.
04:43:07
I don't know if that's where he was leaning,
04:43:10
but that was quite, quite,
04:43:13
how'd you do when I say I drove,
04:43:16
but for him to just call out a Pittsburgh
04:43:19
adjacent city and just go, that's, that's pretty, pretty.
04:43:24
Pretty. Well, yeah.
04:43:25
Yeah. Yep yep yep.
04:43:27
Oh, I since that first watch,
04:43:32
please, please,
04:43:34
please fix me horse and Beth always.
04:43:38
Please, please. Here it is.
04:43:41
Hash.
04:43:41
And please, please, please just.
04:43:45
004 series.
04:43:49
Our universe is treated to darkness.
04:43:53
It starts out. Yes. That's great.
04:43:56
I'm the patient.
04:43:56
I'm has been expanding ever since and just.
04:44:00
And, I'm really, really, really happy.
04:44:02
Happy hundreds of billions of kids.
04:44:05
If you find out someone's going to crash in nursing, you're not.
04:44:08
As I just said, physicists have tried to come up with old technology
04:44:12
that says we're heading in, which the Big Bang can.
04:44:15
Of course we are.
04:44:16
These are called bang cyclic models.
04:44:18
She just said the big bang.
04:44:20
When is everybody started saying singer and Big Bang?
04:44:25
She's forward.
04:44:25
I don't know what you want from a
04:44:28
one of to speak English bounce.
04:44:30
I mean I was the most famous
04:44:32
she was for making better English than the other you or I,
04:44:35
because she's speaking the Queen's English.
04:44:37
Oh my God, comb over.
04:44:39
It's not just her that says singer.
04:44:41
That is one.
04:44:42
Just let it go, dude.
04:44:44
No, he I he's got a lot.
04:44:46
Still, I like the swirl on the left and the right.
04:44:48
Like, if I put a push enough to the sides,
04:44:50
it'll make it look like I've got more hair than I really do.
04:44:53
I like it, you should do this look. But.
04:44:56
Well, a physicist now claims that he's ruled them all as Roger Penrose.
04:45:01
The maths just doesn't like.
04:45:04
I love your larrikin.
04:45:05
He's got some cool shapes.
04:45:06
And Tyler be quite something. So let's have a look.
04:45:09
The new paper comes from Rafael Bosu at the University of California in Berkeley.
04:45:14
He told New Scientist in no Berkeley or Berkeley that he thinks his work
04:45:20
categorically rules out cyclic universes, and that
04:45:25
his work proves
04:45:27
part of the Big Bang is on the void of the Big Bang,
04:45:31
depressing the Big Bang.
04:45:32
Repeat the most remarkable progress because cyclic model progress
04:45:36
models have recently seen somewhat of a revival,
04:45:39
since observations indicate that dark energy might be weakening over
04:45:43
time, its result holds strong and dark energy indeed weakens.
04:45:47
I think, she said.
04:45:48
The symbol for our universe to re collapse and potentially flash
04:45:52
to a new beginning.
04:45:53
But, well, if Buster's correct, then we've all been fooling ourselves about this.
04:45:57
So what exactly builds on a singularity theorem from Roger Penrose,
04:46:03
but updates it for a universe filled with quantum fields?
04:46:08
To give you an idea for what
04:46:09
the problem is, imagine you have an expanding universe.
04:46:13
As the universe expands, light has more and more space to travel in paths.
04:46:18
Now that expanding universe,
04:46:22
I'd say okay, not in this exact
04:46:25
freeze frame, but she does look more gaunt.
04:46:28
Yeah, like she looks actually prettier than she's looked in quite a long time.
04:46:33
I disagree really,
04:46:37
I mean, not when she was like 12, but I'm just saying,
04:46:39
like the last five years.
04:46:46
One of the biggest physics stories up
04:46:49
folding is what dark energy.
04:46:53
I'm just saying,
04:46:55
she looked like that last week.
04:46:57
I mean, if you're into that kind of shit,
04:47:00
you'd be one of the motherfuckers with a sex robot.
04:47:05
That's not a sex robot.
04:47:06
That's Sabrina Carpenter.
04:47:08
You're going to make your own sex robot.
04:47:11
It's going to have the brain of Sabine.
04:47:13
Sabine in the action face of.
04:47:15
You've already made your.
04:47:17
But you're right, I have.
04:47:20
It's made out of chickens.
04:47:23
That way I don't have to power it.
04:47:26
It's chicken powered.
04:47:31
All right.
04:47:33
Light has more and more space to travel.
04:47:35
But now the expanding universe begins to contract.
04:47:37
The light has less space to go, and it's squeezed back into smaller regions.
04:47:39
If you keep contracting the universe perpetually, I'll be
04:47:43
100% sure about.
04:47:44
It's like, yes.
04:47:45
Oh, well, these people, that's prove you have an event horizon.
04:47:48
I'm trying to figure out what the fuck this is.
04:47:50
The meaning of everything is are the theory I'm going to bite
04:47:53
because that the world will go through another test to free
04:47:56
and end before they figure out what's right, and we will start over.
04:47:59
No cycles for infinite density, so we shouldn't put that much emphasis on it.
04:48:03
We should just live our lives day to day but say, well, something happens.
04:48:08
Certainly not.
04:48:08
Dread prevents the singularity and then we can bounce and cycle.
04:48:13
Say the words you really want to say.
04:48:15
It also does wonders for a lot of startups,
04:48:18
but bustle now came up with a new argument for why that doesn't work.
04:48:24
He shows up whenever entropy increases.
04:48:27
The singularity must look up.
04:48:29
Or to put it differently, to get rid of the singularity,
04:48:33
you'd have to somehow get entropy to decrease, which you can't.
04:48:37
I guess this is why he's so confident, because betting against the second law
04:48:41
of thermodynamics, which says that entropy can't decrease, is a bad idea.
04:48:46
That's, his proof has some caveats.
04:48:49
One is that he does not actually use the second law of thermodynamics,
04:48:53
but a generalized version that's been adapted to general relativity,
04:48:56
although that doesn't the no entropy, then?
04:48:58
No, no,
04:49:01
I like when they do that.
04:49:02
Well, see, the problem is he's not using the actual blah blah blah.
04:49:05
Well, then why do we care if he just changed it?
04:49:10
I don't.
04:49:14
Watch even.
04:49:19
Something non microwavable.
04:49:23
You mean because I have no mean because you have no microwave?
04:49:26
Well do then what?
04:49:26
Are you complaining? What the fuck were you complaining about?
04:49:29
Or did you order the salad after the fact?
04:49:32
I wanted the salad for lunch tomorrow.
04:49:34
Oh, right. Well, you didn't want to.
04:49:36
I didn't want to go anywhere. I could have put that in the fridge.
04:49:39
Right. You have a fridge?
04:49:42
Could have just skipped.
04:49:46
Could have got it.
04:49:47
An Italian beef
04:49:49
French dip.
04:49:51
I figured out.
04:49:54
Could have walked.
04:49:55
Probably to the ice machine and use the microwave. There.
04:50:00
Maybe Hilton is not cracked up to be, man.
04:50:02
I'm just.
04:50:02
I'm going to have to rethink my entire life now.
04:50:10
Is that like, taco salad?
04:50:14
No, it's chicken Caesar.
04:50:22
This is the best part of the show.
04:50:25
Why is Gary on the screen?
04:50:32
I don't know,
04:50:34
I just want to stab him in the eyes with my fork.
04:50:36
He's a fucking piece of shit.
04:50:39
He's a fucking lying asshole.
04:50:42
He hates his friends.
04:50:43
I don't think he's a real man.
04:50:44
A man of genius.
04:50:46
Oh. Real
04:50:49
good.
04:50:50
Today we salute you, Mr.
04:50:52
Giant. Taco salad inventor.
04:50:54
Mr. giant Taco salad and
04:50:58
ground beef.
04:50:59
Refried. Remember?
04:51:00
Remember when it was a real American hero and they changed it?
04:51:05
No, you don't remember that
04:51:07
it was real American hero,
04:51:10
but because it was a joke, they they, like, changed it and it became.
04:51:14
What does he say now? What is it?
04:51:15
A real man of genius.
04:51:17
Yeah, it used to be real American hero.
04:51:19
I thought the entire line was real men of genius.
04:51:23
It was supposed to be.
04:51:23
It was real American hero at first. And then they changed it.
04:51:27
You sure you're not just thinking.
04:51:28
Oh, look it up.
04:51:28
Greatest American hero.
04:51:29
Guacamole, sour cream.
04:51:33
And if there's any room left, a few shreds of lettuce.
04:51:37
Alfredo.
04:51:37
That is a culinary creation that baffles the human mind.
04:51:42
A 12,000 calorie salad.
04:51:45
Colombia.
04:51:46
I think they just show me, here's your taco salad.
04:51:49
Healthy. Of course it is.
04:51:52
It's a salad, isn't it?
04:51:53
You can eat that deep fried country mode.
04:51:56
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light conquistador of the covering of this.
04:52:01
Yeah, forgot.
04:52:01
This is like the in fiesta.
04:52:04
Mr. Jones would like your shit.
04:52:11
The Real American Heroes were originally a series of humorous by the video ads.
04:52:14
We're we don't care about you will have driven heroes.
04:52:17
They put those commercials out in the late 90s,
04:52:20
and after 911, they changed it to Real men of genius.
04:52:24
Okay, it was on 11
04:52:27
bowl circle on two different people.
04:52:29
So they thought the real American heroes were the people
04:52:32
that went inside the building and saved the people.
04:52:33
So they changed it to real men.
04:52:36
You know what? I'm okay with that.
04:52:37
The more you know, like it changed our whole name.
04:52:40
We're like, make of the real men a real metro.
04:52:42
Wait. I'm sorry.
04:52:43
Real American heroes are the ones that, you know,
04:52:45
do silly things that make us want to sell beer.
04:52:47
But then all of a sudden, it was like, wait, the real American heroes?
04:52:51
How about that for a tie in for the nine over 11 two?
04:52:53
That's pretty incredible, right?
04:52:57
Yeah, let's go to that.
04:52:58
Let's go to your AI mode. Fucking Google.
04:53:01
Why are you using Google on an Apple?
04:53:03
That's confusing.
04:53:06
Why don't you use Apple's search engine?
04:53:07
Oh, wait a minute.
04:53:09
Do don't come don't know.
04:53:10
No shit's going to come up.
04:53:11
You're going to find a lot of my stuff.
04:53:12
Don't.
04:53:14
It's going to be Tom Brady.
04:53:15
He took over my life fucking and totally weird.
04:53:18
Yeah. He talks.
04:53:19
Yeah he did it over.
04:53:21
Yeah.
04:53:21
Versus board before you. But he took it over dude.
04:53:24
Honestly. And I was complaining about that.
04:53:25
You may be bored at the same time.
04:53:26
Oh yeah. Check this out.
04:53:28
And then one of the other, one of my best friends that plays guitar,
04:53:32
whose name I won't say, also designs disc golf courses.
04:53:36
He was also starting it.
04:53:38
He was starting a budding guitar career and had a channel and all that shit,
04:53:42
you know?
04:53:43
And then all of a sudden, some poor unfortunate because his name have a vagina
04:53:46
reference in it.
04:53:48
No. Okay.
04:53:50
Never mind.
04:53:51
Anyway, a small vagina reference.
04:53:54
I don't know.
04:53:55
I don't know what that means or how it does.
04:53:56
His last name, can his last name be construed?
04:53:59
Can can can contoured into small vagina?
04:54:04
I don't I don't think so.
04:54:05
I'm going to go on now anyways.
04:54:06
So no.
04:54:08
So some guy, some guy with the same exact name
04:54:11
got his legs blown off at the Boston Marathon.
04:54:15
The same exact name.
04:54:16
Yeah, same exact date. First and last, same exact name.
04:54:19
So now if you Google his name, the only thing that comes up
04:54:22
for the first 5000 pages is this poor guy who's.
04:54:27
And the funny thing is, is if you do want to now find out
04:54:29
the name of my friend, all you have to do is Google.
04:54:31
Who the fuck got their legs blown off at the Boston Marathon?
04:54:37
But yeah, I was in
04:54:37
charge of, some of his web presence to try to, you know, promote.
04:54:41
And it was dude, it was impossible.
04:54:43
Totally took over.
04:54:45
So you can't find any of his guitar now because of,
04:54:49
And that's a little selfish of me using a pseudonym, then.
04:54:51
Pseudonym, pseudonym, pseudonym.
04:54:54
Yeah. He picked a different name.
04:54:55
Started over.
04:54:56
Okay. Yeah.
04:54:57
Interesting. Crazy.
04:54:59
Okay.
04:55:01
Yeah.
04:55:03
Yeah, I gone as far as the guy that got his legs blown off, I get it.
04:55:07
That's way more of a shame, but out of way.
04:55:10
Peripheral side thing.
04:55:11
It's like, that kind of sucked.
04:55:14
I, I know, but a specific name.
04:55:18
Two like 3 or 7.
04:55:20
I love that last name.
04:55:22
Other than that person that get me there.
04:55:25
And then.
04:55:27
But I make jokes.
04:55:29
It'd be just easier if he was a racist.
04:55:34
I make jokes that it would have been easier if
04:55:37
a lot of these are, no, he's a Hawaiian.
04:55:40
Hey, I'm on a plane, and I told that person a little bit easier for them.
04:55:45
How do I present a better opportunity
04:55:49
for no one?
04:55:52
Better to.
04:55:54
I don't I don't want to spoil that for anybody
04:55:56
who hasn't seen that ending.
04:56:00
Real American heroes.
04:56:02
I did not know that.
04:56:05
Real American heroes.
04:56:07
See, Mrs.
04:56:08
Gary, this show is an educational, beneficial thing.
04:56:13
And we showed an atheist that was converted to a Christian.
04:56:17
We talked about positivity.
04:56:19
It's like we're holding hands and improving the world.
04:56:22
I don't think that.
04:56:25
I don't think that anybody should be censored.
04:56:27
And if it really is, the fact
04:56:28
that you're withholding, Gary, you got to let him go, man.
04:56:31
You got to let him talk and be free.
04:56:34
Let him talk, but just punch him in the dick.
04:56:36
You know?
04:56:38
Well, if no, I mean, so what I found instead of shutting people up,
04:56:41
especially stupid people that you disagree with,
04:56:43
let them talk and then talk after them, and you'll get an outcome.
04:56:46
You'll get results.
04:56:47
You'll get solutions instead of just stifling everyone from talking.
04:56:50
Because out of fear, honestly, I think it's out of fear.
04:56:54
People don't like what other people are.
04:56:55
He's going to ruin everything. He's going to ruin this.
04:56:57
A religion angle that everyone's trying to suck off of.
04:57:01
Well, if you're implying that one person can't change the course of religion,
04:57:04
I would bring up Jesus, Jesus,
04:57:07
Jesus Jesus is a little different.
04:57:10
Mura, Moses. Same.
04:57:12
Same guy, same story.
04:57:14
We all know that's the same story just retold
04:57:16
from some Egyptian guy that goes on and on and on.
04:57:21
I don't know,
04:57:23
I don't know.
04:57:24
Okay, they're going to Mormon, goddamn it.
04:57:26
Do you want to keep doing this like Joseph Smith?
04:57:29
I hope the, Joseph Smith.
04:57:32
Oh, yeah, that's the Mormon guy. I don't like that.
04:57:33
I only I can read it, I don't like I don't like that,
04:57:37
dude. I mean, fucking the.
04:57:38
That's kind of how, Muhammad.
04:57:42
Right? I don't like that either.
04:57:43
I'm a good reader. Right.
04:57:44
But somehow he, he either transcribed. No.
04:57:48
Do you know that Joe
04:57:51
wife was
04:57:51
six years old and nine years old when they consummated
04:57:56
Muhammad's most special lady wife?
04:57:59
I mean, why not? I mean, if you can.
04:58:02
Why not?
04:58:02
Why wouldn't you?
04:58:07
Grandmother young, do you ever.
04:58:09
Do you ever play a game or a sport?
04:58:11
You put it on easy mode.
04:58:13
I mean,
04:58:14
it can't be this.
04:58:15
You know what I'm saying? Like,
04:58:17
it's actually not that easy.
04:58:18
They put up quite a fight.
04:58:21
See, I was going the exact opposite way.
04:58:23
I'm like, it has to be so easy.
04:58:25
And I didn't see.
04:58:26
I thought it in my head.
04:58:27
I didn't say it, but you did.
04:58:31
That's
04:58:32
hard to keep it up during all that.
04:58:34
Yeah.
04:58:36
Oh, man.
04:58:36
See, I wasn't even thinking about that.
04:58:38
I was just trying to keep try to keep them happy.
04:58:41
See, I'm a people pleaser.
04:58:45
You. Of all ages.
04:58:51
Yeah.
04:58:51
I just this should and
04:58:53
do we have a topic?
04:58:55
Come on.
04:58:55
Come to my show.
04:58:58
Oh, boy.
04:59:00
Pedophilia is at the top and next to.
04:59:05
It's going to be Gary.
04:59:06
Gary, ladies and gentlemen, especially children of all ages.
04:59:14
Children of all ages.
04:59:16
That's,
04:59:18
Everyone, ladies and gentlemen.
04:59:19
Children of all ages.
04:59:20
That's everyone.
04:59:25
Is it?
04:59:27
Ladies, gentlemen, chill.
04:59:29
Well, I guess. Scoundrels. Maybe.
04:59:30
What about GM Caesar?
04:59:36
He. Dear fudgy, I'm a 50 year old woman.
04:59:40
I've been married to my husband for 28 years and never cheated.
04:59:44
We have a good life together and our sex life has always been great.
04:59:47
But recently my.
04:59:49
My husband has a dump.
04:59:50
I guess recently I've fallen in love with another woman.
04:59:54
I haven't told anyone, not even her.
04:59:55
She has made several comments and advances towards me, but frequently
04:59:58
makes comments like I don't swim in the lady pond.
05:00:02
Is it a man? Is it? It's a woman talking.
05:00:05
Yeah, yeah.
05:00:06
The two of us recently went out of town together.
05:00:08
When?
05:00:09
When she kissed me on my neck, I pulled away and nothing more happened.
05:00:12
I am positive that if I hadn't, something would have happened.
05:00:15
I feel like I'm going crazy because I think about her every minute
05:00:18
we talk on the phone several times a day.
05:00:20
She's married
05:00:22
to a man and has been for 30 years.
05:00:24
It is.
05:00:25
Is it possible for two straight women to suddenly fall in love with each other?
05:00:28
Should I tell her how I feel?
05:00:30
Please help. I'm confused.
05:00:32
Lost and in turmoil.
05:00:34
Sign. Falling in love.
05:00:37
All right.
05:00:37
Straight up.
05:00:38
Straight to the point.
05:00:39
If you have two women in a relationship, who the fuck?
05:00:41
Or they send us videos and pictures and we'll judge, we'll.
05:00:45
We'll need that evidence to be able to make a solid.
05:00:47
I'm looking at their point of view.
05:00:49
Who are they going to make sandwiches?
05:00:51
Who are they going to make sandwiches for?
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I mean, imagine, two women brains making a sandwich.
05:00:58
Oh, we had that last week.
05:01:00
They would. Yeah.
05:01:01
But then they're just they just stare at each other.
05:01:05
Yeah.
05:01:06
Probably nude.
05:01:10
Maybe they shove it inside of each other.
05:01:13
Shove what?
05:01:14
The sandwich.
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A green dildo.
05:01:18
I'm not into that, dude, I'm so jealous.
05:01:21
Even if you can't know if I'm right, it's too much.
05:01:26
If you're jealous of green dildos, if it's near my wife, I would be.
05:01:29
Yeah.
05:01:31
You're that.
05:01:31
You're that.
05:01:32
Like. Oh, okay.
05:01:33
Well, this is my wife does not use anything but my penis.
05:01:37
Maybe her fingers. My fingers, but not. She has.
05:01:40
No, she has no devices that I'm aware of. If she's hired them.
05:01:42
That's so weird.
05:01:43
Where she hired them at the Silverdome. Let me.
05:01:45
I mean, let me ask.
05:01:47
Let me ask you this because my significant other
05:01:50
may have one point when I go on these business trips.
05:01:53
So I try somewhat jokingly
05:01:58
about the aspect of, this thing that they do that
05:02:01
you can, like get a mold done
05:02:04
of you and, yeah.
05:02:06
And I'm like, no, they're you.
05:02:08
Because I know you do.
05:02:09
It is she does your girlfriend want a bowl of me?
05:02:12
It's.
05:02:13
No, no, she needs something much, much more robust.
05:02:22
As far in the,
05:02:23
number one, the mold process is just sounds weird,
05:02:27
but, I mean, is that, like, really sounds kind of like.
05:02:30
Like me. I'm like, well, it's mine. Like.
05:02:32
So why?
05:02:33
Like, why would I want you to have mine when I'm not there?
05:02:35
That's kind of like horseshit. What?
05:02:38
Why wouldn't you? She loves you.
05:02:40
She loves it, apparently.
05:02:42
What you just said.
05:02:43
I don't have a supplement version of it.
05:02:47
Oh, I don't need that.
05:02:48
What you got there? She had a green generic shape.
05:02:50
Or worse, a big ass one.
05:02:52
That's.
05:02:52
Yeah, some something that doesn't work.
05:02:53
Well.
05:02:56
Well, and you should tell her that if it vibrates,
05:02:58
she can actually, like, wear her whole area away.
05:03:02
No. Yeah.
05:03:04
She's really into the.
05:03:05
She's not really into that. It's like.
05:03:07
Yeah, it's it's a sensitive thing where it's like it's too much.
05:03:09
I guess it's like that. No, no, that's a shame.
05:03:15
I mean, my I guess.
05:03:17
Yeah, I don't know. You got to be like extra careful.
05:03:19
You don't want to make her uncomfortable if it's, like, so sensitive, you know?
05:03:22
So, Yeah, a few times. Yeah. When you like.
05:03:24
Yeah. When you go down there. Certainly don't want something.
05:03:26
I'll fucking do this by there, obviously.
05:03:28
No, that's fine, because then that means I just have a less work to do.
05:03:33
If it's like, oh, if it's that sensitive, it's like, I, I did my job already.
05:03:37
I've done my work on it.
05:03:38
Be careful man, for my experience.
05:03:40
As time goes on and you get older, your
05:03:44
when you're younger you got to think it's shit
05:03:46
not to come when you're older.
05:03:49
I mean no not really, no not really. No
05:03:53
no I'm not as old as you are yet.
05:03:55
Give it about 15 years and you're going to find I hope I can't wait I can't wait.
05:04:00
No, you can't wait.
05:04:02
No woman wants to go for two hours.
05:04:04
You know, I used to.
05:04:06
Yeah. Like that was like the good days.
05:04:08
But that was multiple.
05:04:10
Whatever. You can say what you're saying.
05:04:11
I'm being honest. I'm just saying it's like multiple sessions.
05:04:14
She doesn't want to go, and it's not, it's not a erectile dysfunction thing.
05:04:18
I'm perfectly capable.
05:04:19
We are going like crazy, though, as I'm saying, I'm able to.
05:04:23
I'm perfectly at attention, perfectly able
05:04:26
to dysfunction.
05:04:29
You know, the energy I can, like, look in forever especially, you know,
05:04:33
you can imagine my wife, she's, you know, she's fine, but she had two kids,
05:04:36
so, you know, they put a couple extra stitches in there.
05:04:39
Not as to just as a joke for me, but they really did.
05:04:41
They stitched her back up after the last one, so I. That's great.
05:04:44
You know, they do it after everyone.
05:04:47
Okay.
05:04:47
It's not even like it's not even like a oh,
05:04:49
you know, it's like a thing that they naturally do. That's great.
05:04:51
Well don't you just burst my bubble because it just goes a lot.
05:04:54
Because it does tend to like.
05:04:56
It does like it
05:04:57
did it because some larger point is, is supposed to coming out of there.
05:05:01
So it does have a tendency to rip.
05:05:03
So they stitch that rip back up.
05:05:05
Actually, it's like, you know, because it's a wound
05:05:08
near a area that has high bacteria content in it.
05:05:11
So they definitely want to make sure that, yeah, I saw it twice.
05:05:14
It's between the asshole and the vagina.
05:05:16
They definitely want to make sure that there is
05:05:19
you know, I mean there's like or the, the piss hole in the asshole.
05:05:22
That's like they want to make sure that that's all there
05:05:25
a lot of bacteria in that area.
05:05:27
They want to make sure that that shit gets closed, blitzed.
05:05:30
Why the fuck open?
05:05:31
I need to wait. What else?
05:05:34
I need to think about something else.
05:05:35
Birth. Birth. What the heck?
05:05:37
Just bust open. Oh.
05:05:42
That's what it do.
05:05:44
It's amazing. It's amazing.
05:05:46
It has, like, go through it.
05:05:48
Yes, it's.
05:05:49
I don't know where to go from here.
05:05:52
That's why I had to head up.
05:05:55
You got anything else? You got any last words?
05:05:56
You going to pick a topic for next week?
05:06:00
Other than, like,
05:06:02
a dumb similar word to that.
05:06:06
No, we can't, we just.
05:06:07
We listed them all.
05:06:09
We did the censorship, bro.
05:06:12
Let me spin the wheel and see what happens.
05:06:15
As above. So below.
05:06:16
I'm not going anywhere. As above, so below.
05:06:19
I'm not going anywhere. As above, so below.
05:06:22
Of course it's a wrestling question.
05:06:25
Yeah, I no know. Do not.
05:06:27
Whatever.
05:06:27
Yeah. Some Japanese Priceline whatever.
05:06:31
Yeah it's crossover storyline.
05:06:32
What these new Japan and fans think a storyline is, is two guys wrestle
05:06:38
to see who the better wrestler is and it's it's a fake fight.
05:06:41
So and then this and the the maybe the guy is the best does a real fight
05:06:47
shows everybody that's I think I think that was part of his problem.
05:06:49
He's like fuck these people in there, fake fucking fighting.
05:06:52
I'll show you what a real fight is.
05:06:54
And he didn't give a fuck that the person was out.
05:06:56
I think he was waiting for a ref to dive out on the situation
05:06:59
because he's used to that fight them.
05:07:00
He wanted more to fight.
05:07:01
He want to say I could, I don't know, that's what the refs job is though.
05:07:05
You dive in between the head and you put your back
05:07:07
in between the head of the guy getting punched in the fists.
05:07:10
You know, you may take a couple.
05:07:11
It's part of the job.
05:07:13
Sound like a good thing to do?
05:07:15
I mean, you you protect, but you dive in
05:07:16
and you throw your back at, you know, in between the to.
05:07:20
You know, you may take a couple of blows in the ribs, but that's that's
05:07:23
the job of the referee.
05:07:24
You're trying to save someone's life.
05:07:26
So if you're the referee, you want to throw your back in between.
05:07:29
As above.
05:07:32
As above.
05:07:33
So below.
05:07:34
I'm not going anywhere.
05:07:35
As above, so below.
05:07:39
Oh, wait, he's talking all quiet.
05:07:40
I have to boost it, I'm sure.
05:07:42
Oh my God, fuck this guy.
05:07:43
Why do we even put up with this?
05:07:45
Hold on.
05:07:48
Yeah, yeah yeah,
05:07:52
yeah.
05:07:53
How many pages you got?
05:07:57
Sorry.
05:08:00
A few moments later.
05:08:04
Fuck off,
05:08:06
I forget it.
05:08:07
We got exclusive.
05:08:09
Wow, dude, your face just turned bright.
05:08:10
Fucking red.
05:08:12
I know, that's because what I've got on the screen is bright fucking red.
05:08:16
Are you going to share it? Sorry.
05:08:18
No, never.
05:08:20
Oh, no. Never mind, I can't.
05:08:21
The audio doesn't work unless I upload it to your stupid fucking thing.
05:08:27
Are you sure?
05:08:30
It works on mine.
05:08:31
We're not even. I can't see it.
05:08:33
You can't hear it? Can you know?
05:08:36
That's right.
05:08:37
It's. You know.
05:08:38
Who is it?
05:08:38
Hardy, the Hardy boys, Nancy Drew.
05:08:42
Yeah, the Hardy boys.
05:08:44
No, it's Hardy boy.
05:08:47
He's the country rocker.
05:08:49
Kind of a country rock thing. What? He's more.
05:08:51
Yeah, I don't
05:08:54
you must really dig him to go see him every year.
05:08:55
Which is he? Where does he happen to be? Where you were?
05:08:58
Or did you go there for a destination?
05:09:01
Wait, is that pineapple? That's that pine I was there.
05:09:03
Pineapple?
05:09:03
Yeah, I know the top looks totally different.
05:09:06
Was it always squared like that?
05:09:10
I mean, with squares on it.
05:09:11
Not squared like that.
05:09:12
Oh, the lights just came on. I saw it now.
05:09:15
I saw the grid.
05:09:18
I hate video because we're sitting way closer
05:09:20
than it looks in the video, but that's okay. It doesn't matter.
05:09:23
I met this guy.
05:09:24
What? He is.
05:09:25
Want your seats?
05:09:26
Our seats. Didn't he just rest in peace?
05:09:28
He again? He.
05:09:29
Yeah. No, they were great because I've met him twice.
05:09:32
And never paid for it.
05:09:34
It's by now, unless you're directly behind the soundboard.
05:09:37
Every seat is good for first time I met him.
05:09:39
Was that time nap? So that was kind of.
05:09:41
Can I come full circle?
05:09:42
But the fact that highly recommend great artists sitting behind the board
05:09:46
musician times, it's amazing to watch them play that,
05:09:49
we were kind of at that angle, sort of.
05:09:51
We were like, right next, they're like late.
05:09:53
I was waiting, guys, there you are.
05:09:56
Hey, I wasn't paying attention, was paying it in the artists.
05:09:58
Had I been right behind them, I probably would have been
05:09:59
looking at their shit, but I kind of forgot about it. Point.
05:10:02
The artist is the fucking guy playing the lights.
05:10:05
He's got every instrument up there doing something.
05:10:08
He's match and everything they're doing.
05:10:09
A lot of it's automated nowadays, but back in the day, man,
05:10:11
that guy was when we went, when we went backstage
05:10:14
with with Justin Moore, I was we, we sat side stage for a while.
05:10:18
Which I've told that story before where,
05:10:24
fuck, it's
05:10:24
a side stage is one side stage are really good seats usually.
05:10:27
Yeah.
05:10:27
But there was this group of people that were being rowdy
05:10:29
that were a bunch of dudes that were like, hitting
05:10:31
I want you to the chicks around us.
05:10:32
We were in the pit and they kept coming really close.
05:10:35
The dudes like,
05:10:40
The dudes head was like, really close to my chin.
05:10:43
And then he kept bopping around to where he, like, he almost like,
05:10:46
headbutted my girlfriend in the face a couple times.
05:10:48
And my girlfriends had concussion issues
05:10:50
because she played soccer or we played soccer.
05:10:52
And so I just kind of like, put my arm out, like,
05:10:56
just kind of like because she was standing in front of me.
05:10:58
And so I just kind of put my arm out,
05:11:00
like as just a barrier, basically a barricade.
05:11:02
It seemed kind of weird, but like, I was perfectly fine with
05:11:04
just holding my arm kind of in this area, just in case they happen to bump into us.
05:11:09
They would bump into my arm first and like,
05:11:10
I get it, we're in like the pit area.
05:11:12
It's like, I get it, we're in the VIP pit area and we're saying
05:11:16
people are going to be moving about and shit like it's
05:11:18
so it's just more of a buffer that don't go into my arm.
05:11:22
And he looked at me and he's like, oh.
05:11:23
And I'm like, God, I told them that.
05:11:24
I go, hey, man, I'm just gonna have my arm. Here.
05:11:26
I go, you guys do whatever the fuck you're doing.
05:11:28
I don't want to ruin your time, you know?
05:11:30
Just fucking just if you hit my arm, just know that that's why that's there.
05:11:33
Like, hey, just, you know, you're kind of at our level. Just.
05:11:35
I don't want to ruin your day, you know?
05:11:37
Just just do what you guys are doing. Don't worry about us.
05:11:39
And it was just. Your arm was like elbow out or anything, right?
05:11:42
No, it's just like, that's just just just.
05:11:44
No, it was just kind of out, like, it was just kind of like a buffer just in case.
05:11:48
Like, he came and like, came into our space like, hey, here's our space.
05:11:52
So, like, you kind of acknowledge,
05:11:54
and so he, like, whispers to his buddies after that
05:11:56
and then like, shortly thereafter, like the dude's like, oh, glancing
05:12:00
at my girl, like like down, up, like trying to fuck with us,
05:12:03
you know, trying to fuck with me.
05:12:04
And so, Justin Moore during his, like, one song, it's like a patriotic song.
05:12:09
And he says something about, you know, the troops and blah, blah, blah.
05:12:11
And the one dude that was in that group yells, fuck the troops or whatever.
05:12:15
And like, Justin Moore stops his concert and like, who said that?
05:12:20
And he found out who said that, and he threw him out of his concert
05:12:24
right fucking then and there.
05:12:25
Like he did not play again until that guy fucking was out of the building.
05:12:29
And so then he started playing again in like, I don't know, 20 minutes later
05:12:33
I get a tap on my shoulder and I'm like, and they're like, hey, there's some dude.
05:12:37
And he's like, hey, you want to come backstage?
05:12:39
And apparently it's Justin Moore's road manager.
05:12:41
Justin Moore is a semi popular country music artist.
05:12:44
He's been around for a decent amount of time.
05:12:49
And, and I'm like, thinking, this is weird.
05:12:52
He's like, well,
05:12:52
how many people are in your group? And I'm like, well, it's me,
05:12:54
my girlfriend, but we're here with another couple.
05:12:57
And he goes, okay, I'll be right back.
05:12:58
And he's like, he. So yeah, they're like, go check or make it.
05:13:01
I don't know. He or he had to get more VIP little.
05:13:03
And so he comes back and we end up going back.
05:13:06
And I mean he's here with the woman, but I can still invite him backstage.
05:13:09
But you know, we end up going backstage.
05:13:11
We end up watching the concert from the side stage.
05:13:14
And that's where I was looking at all them doing like all the fucking, you know,
05:13:17
they were in real time doing, you know, your, your, plug ins and shit like that.
05:13:20
And it was just.
05:13:22
Yeah, it was incredible watching all that shit.
05:13:24
I was just like staring at the boards and watching them fuck with it all.
05:13:27
And then we went backstage for, like, his his encore.
05:13:31
We had a couple shots by, like, his guitar, like all his guitars and shit,
05:13:34
like.
05:13:35
And we're just all the whole time we're like, why are we why were we chosen?
05:13:40
What is this?
05:13:40
We didn't want to ask questions because we didn't want to, like, ruin anything.
05:13:43
We were just like, let's just go along to get along because, like, why?
05:13:47
What is this? Like, what's going on?
05:13:49
And I'm like, I don't know.
05:13:49
It's because, like,
05:13:50
they knew that we were being fucked with like by that group or whatever.
05:13:53
So we end up going outside, we end up getting onto a tour bus
05:13:57
and like we get on the tour bus, Justin Moore is in the back of the bus
05:14:00
and he just closes the curtain for his fucking little bit and we're like,
05:14:04
what the fuck is going on?
05:14:06
And like a couple minutes go by, Justin Moore opens his curtains, walks
05:14:09
back out and he goes,
05:14:12
did what do y'all call me a cock sucker?
05:14:16
And we were like, what?
05:14:18
So you drink one beer.
05:14:19
You're not an alcoholic.
05:14:21
You make one song on SoundCloud.
05:14:23
You're not a rapper, but I suck one.
05:14:27
And what's his name?
05:14:28
The only thing that's his name I like in line. What's his?
05:14:30
Jason Moore and Justin Moore calls you a cock sucker?
05:14:33
Yeah, dude, it was the radio.
05:14:36
I was like,
05:14:36
oh my God. I'm
05:14:37
like, I'm like, it must have been because we were caught up in that commotion.
05:14:41
Because when that guy got kicked out, I didn't like him already.
05:14:44
So I overtly clapped and applauded to it.
05:14:47
A girl that one of the girls that he was trying to hit on
05:14:50
that was not with him was like, he's a former marine.
05:14:54
She she turned around
05:14:55
and started yelling in my face as if I'm the one that kicked him out.
05:14:58
And I'm like, I know I requested Justin Moore this.
05:15:01
I told you some more. All of this.
05:15:02
I told them all of this, and I'm like, I must have said,
05:15:06
I'm not
05:15:07
like, don't look at me like, don't like I hey, I'm not the cock sucker.
05:15:11
He is like, meaning the guy who got kicked out.
05:15:14
Or don't be mad at me
05:15:16
for being the cock sucker if you're going to let anybody be mad
05:15:18
at Justin Moore, I don't know what you want. It was.
05:15:20
But did you say cock sucker?
05:15:22
You were calling the I most of you all cock sucker?
05:15:24
Because yeah, that's something I use frequently enough to where
05:15:28
my girlfriend was like, yeah, you say that a bit too often to
05:15:31
no one else, but that does sound like something I might say.
05:15:35
Allegedly.
05:15:36
Yeah, yeah, that's what I had to tell him.
05:15:38
And then he.
05:15:39
I kind of regret it or apologize
05:15:43
that we're like
05:15:44
size nine and we're like, yeah, like I don't fit any of us.
05:15:47
I should have taken them anyway, knowing that they were Jordans.
05:15:49
They may have been worth something.
05:15:50
And I think that's maybe what he was like trying to get it.
05:15:52
But if you got them from him, obviously.
05:15:55
Right, once he realized that we weren't
05:15:57
like the people that he was after, he sent his road manager
05:16:00
to run back out to try to find them, because I think he wanted to leave
05:16:03
because he had a conversation with us about,
05:16:06
let me help with the story a little bit.
05:16:07
So what was his intention?
05:16:09
What did you call me? Writer.
05:16:11
Yeah, it was me. I was the asshole.
05:16:13
But the people know it was right along the time that that Jason Aldean,
05:16:17
which is a nine over 11 conspiracy type thing, that concert shooting in Vegas
05:16:22
with a dude, the fucking government dude who shot from the hotel,
05:16:26
that had happened not too long ago.
05:16:29
And he was like, I don't give a fuck what's going on.
05:16:32
My goal is to make it back onto my daughters
05:16:35
and if anyone's making any kind of commotion at my concert,
05:16:38
I don't give a fuck.
05:16:39
I am going to, you know, I have zero tolerance for any shit.
05:16:43
And so that's kind of what it was.
05:16:44
His point was to make that point, but he made it to the wrong people.
05:16:48
And so he heated shots with us and he took pictures with us.
05:16:52
And, he's a weird little man.
05:16:57
So he has lots of security.
05:16:58
Then?
05:16:59
No, it was just him and his road manager.
05:17:01
To be honest, I honestly think he had some weaponry.
05:17:03
Or he just knew that, like, we were. It was.
05:17:05
It was two couples, you know what I mean?
05:17:08
Usually artists.
05:17:09
Are we little men?
05:17:10
Yeah.
05:17:11
Yeah, they are.
05:17:14
We can't help it.
05:17:16
We were busy when you were busy when you were never.
05:17:19
You were busy?
05:17:20
Yeah. We played basketball. And failing at that.
05:17:22
You were failing at music. Drums?
05:17:24
Yeah.
05:17:26
I don't I wouldn't say I failed.
05:17:27
I've done everything I wanted to do. I played in front of everybody.
05:17:30
I wanted to play in front of draw.
05:17:34
I was pretty crazy, but,
05:17:38
written more songs
05:17:39
than I ever thought I would.
05:17:42
Yeah. Me too.
05:17:43
And, done a whole podcast like you.
05:17:46
I mean, like a news based podcast.
05:17:47
Like we're being political about this.
05:17:51
Yeah.
05:17:51
Yeah, this is weird.
05:17:52
Like, I don't know, I like dabbling
05:17:54
in that type of thing, even though, you know, it's just
05:17:58
it's not going anywhere. It's not going to.
05:18:00
It's very rare for to have it do that, but just to be able to
05:18:05
do it
05:18:07
is better than people who haven't done it.
05:18:12
Yeah, dude, the f
05:18:13
that's clear and philosophical with anything.
05:18:18
If you like to write and you're not writing, that's wrong.
05:18:21
If you like to podcast and you're not podcasting, that's wrong.
05:18:25
Regardless of the reason or who you're podcasting for.
05:18:28
If you're an artist and you're not writing
05:18:31
who you put, you do.
05:18:33
If you
05:18:34
still think you're radio, not breathing, if you're drawing, you're not drawing.
05:18:38
Do you still play basketball when you can?
05:18:40
Obviously.
05:18:41
So I was just yeah, I was just shooting out front.
05:18:43
I actually hooked up a leash to, my basketball pole because my dog, my,
05:18:48
my puppy absolutely loves chasing the basketball.
05:18:51
Basketball. She's not challenging to me.
05:18:53
What I like to do is I like to tie myself to the pole.
05:18:56
No, my dog like.
05:18:58
Like she plays defense. Like she. She'll go out.
05:19:00
She drove all the dribble around her.
05:19:02
I'll fucking go behind my back, you know, like she'll,
05:19:04
she'll she's like a defender.
05:19:06
And then I shoot
05:19:07
and then she knows like it's a heavy ball so she won't like try to bite it
05:19:10
with her mouth.
05:19:11
So like she'll just bump it like a soccer player to slow it down
05:19:14
and then she'll like, chase it around. It's fucking hilarious.
05:19:17
She is good.
05:19:18
She says, for you should videotape that shit.
05:19:20
And we should see that.
05:19:21
I probably have someone fucking my, blink camera, actually.
05:19:24
Yeah. Not not right now.
05:19:25
Well, they'll do it some other time.
05:19:27
No, I won't hit the close.
05:19:29
We're at 5.5 hours.
05:19:31
I know this sucks, because I got to get up and do work in the morning,
05:19:34
but I slept anyway.
05:19:36
I got to work at 11.
05:19:37
I made damn sure I was doing it right, because the last time,
05:19:39
last two, last two weeks, I worked at like seven,
05:19:42
and I don't I mean, I, I understand if Gary just says I don't want to do it
05:19:46
because of the time, I would completely understand.
05:19:47
We could change. Yeah.
05:19:48
I don't want to do it because of the time either.
05:19:50
I'd much rather go to bed.
05:19:52
Way sooner.
05:19:52
The problem was, is when I was driving here, I was feeling a little groggy.
05:19:57
So I drink an energy drink at about like 738.
05:20:00
Oh, is that why I'm like, dude, yea, yeah.
05:20:01
I usually go by you as soon as you start to fall asleep, hit the button, boom.
05:20:05
We're done.
05:20:05
No, and I've been drinking these beers thinking it's let me back.
05:20:08
But, that's fine because I've got, I had I had good rest,
05:20:12
I got, I planted
05:20:13
them ten Arbor of ideas last Sunday and it's like, it's still like
05:20:16
I haven't fully, like, caught back up just because I.
05:20:21
That makes no sense to me.
05:20:23
Ten over ten, five foot arbor Fridays I had to dig ten holes twice the like
05:20:27
a foot and a half, like almost two feet deep, like, like three feet wide.
05:20:32
And then do a bunch of dirt,
05:20:33
like, dude, it wrecked me even though I drank the whole time.
05:20:35
But, how did you dig the hole? With a shovel?
05:20:38
Yeah, with a shovel?
05:20:39
What the fuck am I gonna dig it with a bobcat
05:20:43
or any, like, type of.
05:20:44
I almost bought one of them augers, like one of them augers,
05:20:46
but there's, like,
05:20:47
a lot of roots and stuff, and I just know it's just going to be like a,
05:20:51
I mean, if you have access, they're really cheap, actually.
05:20:56
What equipment
05:20:59
they're from, Chet's rental is where I get my show. You?
05:21:03
I mean, you can rent that shit from Home Depots and stuff like that.
05:21:05
I almost want to rent some shit and take it up to my parents cottage site,
05:21:08
because I want to kind of manipulate the sand on the beach.
05:21:12
But good for you. Or may not be legal.
05:21:13
I'm not sure you can fucking ten holes.
05:21:15
That's crazy.
05:21:17
Yeah, yeah, it was a lot. It was a lot.
05:21:19
But I wanted it all done in one day and I didn't want to go back to it.
05:21:22
But we still want to plant more.
05:21:24
But, here, I'm gonna.
05:21:26
Yeah, I'm gonna skip to my.
05:21:27
I'm going to skip to my final wrestling.
05:21:29
I had 25. I only asked you like 5 or 6.
05:21:31
The last one, the hardest one was who did Vince McMahon lose?
05:21:35
Two in the hair versus hair match at WrestleMania 23.
05:21:39
Hair versus hair match at WrestleMania 23.
05:21:42
Who did Vince McMahon lose to? Fuck 23.
05:21:45
So WrestleMania 2000.
05:21:47
They so WrestleMania 2000
05:21:50
was the WrestleMania at 2000, which is like when I started tuning out.
05:21:54
So I don't know what number 2000 was, because they got away from that numbering
05:21:57
because they were trying to go after the two k bullshit.
05:22:01
I'll even give you a hand wrestling
05:22:03
23 the hair versus hair, was it?
05:22:07
They?
05:22:07
Vince McMahon the hair versus hair was a bet.
05:22:10
And two two wrestlers.
05:22:11
The wrestlers were Umaga and Bobby Lashley
05:22:15
was Bobby Lashley didn't have hair.
05:22:17
Do you have hair? Back then? No.
05:22:20
So the the hair versus hair obviously is like the wrestlers.
05:22:24
It has to do with the person he bet with.
05:22:26
Okay.
05:22:27
Because Bobby Lashley I thought had like that, Charlie
05:22:30
Villanueva disease where he doesn't have like he doesn't even have eyebrows.
05:22:33
They had like, paint eyebrows at him suddenly, I forget what that's called.
05:22:39
Make up alopecia, I guess.
05:22:41
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that alopecia?
05:22:43
I guess maybe it is.
05:22:44
I thought that's where you had, like, the discoloration, though.
05:22:47
Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.
05:22:50
Yeah. That's it.
05:22:52
It was, Donald Trump.
05:22:53
I was hoping you do it in a voice. Even.
05:22:56
It was Trump. Really?
05:22:58
Who did Vince McMahon lose to in a hair versus hair match at WrestleMania 23?
05:23:02
Donald Trump. But I wasn't. Yeah, I wasn't watching.
05:23:04
Then Donald Trump's guy won.
05:23:09
So that was probably Lashley, right?
05:23:13
Because I think Lashley was a
05:23:16
guy one yep.
05:23:18
That shaved Vince got shaved.
05:23:21
Umaga Yahoo MAGA because he was, you know, the big ugly Samoan guy.
05:23:25
So he's going to be a bad guy, which people will call that racist.
05:23:28
But, it's not racist.
05:23:29
It's just going off of what they look like.
05:23:31
Yeah, I don't I mean, that's unless you say something negative.
05:23:35
I don't think it's racist.
05:23:37
What do I do with
05:23:40
as above?
05:23:40
So below.
05:23:44
Only.
05:23:51
So this week on flat Rich white,
05:23:53
who learned that the 911 is potentially still not a hoax?
05:23:57
Learn that the bees do eat worms.
05:23:58
We heard that Gary Stewart potential pussy ass bitch
05:24:02
and his wife is so kind of come to learn that Brady is still nursing his son
05:24:06
and he learned to draw is still a fuck face.
05:24:08
Reading your night as above.
05:24:10
So remember no control on another point was broadcast.
05:24:14
It's word wrap.
05:24:15
Love.
05:24:23
At the starting line,
05:24:25
the absentee flap rams guy himself, holding it in from somewhere on stream.
05:24:30
Probably muttering into a void.
05:24:34
And somehow still here is Brady, armed with facts.
05:24:37
How facts and things that only sound like facts to him, right beside him for
05:24:43
the gorgeous host was heron, who attacked the tires, swerving in the nonsense.
05:24:49
Nobody better.
05:24:51
They're revving up their rams, stalling out on their own punchlines
05:24:55
and careening headfirst into quit music, an argument
05:24:58
nobody asked for.
05:25:01
Who will win? Who will point out,
05:25:03
who will just keep talking until the theme song cuts them off?
05:25:07
Oh, stay tuned, because on flat ramps, the only prize is surviving.
05:25:12
Another episode.
05:25:17
A long, long rant ago.
05:25:21
I can still remember how that Flat ranch guy
05:25:25
made us all laugh and cry, but it's not so hot.
05:25:30
Takes on the news and point of view was weed abuse.
05:25:36
He'd fume about the afterlife
05:25:40
and we'd all ask why?
05:25:44
But then one Monday night, he left.
05:25:47
The chair went cold.
05:25:49
We felt bereft.
05:25:51
Look at it.
05:25:52
Bad news on our show.
05:25:55
No more flanges as above,
05:25:59
so below, you
05:26:03
yell.
05:26:03
I can't remember if I cried when I heard about his last pledge
05:26:09
ranch life, but something touched me deep inside.
05:26:13
He touched you to the day.
05:26:15
The ranch.
05:26:21
I saw by bottle that flat
05:26:25
ranch guy drove my Prius with my penis, but my penis went dry.
05:26:29
Them good ol boys were smoking and getting high singing.
05:26:33
This will be the day. Flag Ranch die.
05:26:36
This will be the day flood ranch dry.
05:26:41
Did you write the book on hot takes?
05:26:44
And do you have faith?
05:26:46
For heaven's sakes, if ledge tells you so.
05:26:52
Do you believe in rock and roll?
05:26:56
Can the succubus save your mortal soul?
05:27:00
And can you teach me how to ranch real slow?
05:27:06
Well, I know that you were in love with him
05:27:10
cause I saw you dancing with Big Jim.
05:27:13
You both kicked off your shoes, man.
05:27:17
I dig those random baby blues.
05:27:20
He was a fiery horse with a velvet tongue.
05:27:24
With a pick up line and a loaded pun.
05:27:27
But I knew he was out of love.
05:27:30
The day the ranch died.
05:27:35
And we were singing bye bye to that black trans guy.
05:27:40
Drove my Prius with my penis, but my penis went dry.
05:27:44
Then good old boys were smoking and getting high
05:27:47
singing this will be the day flag drama start.
05:27:51
This will be the day flat ranch style.
05:27:56
I met a girl who sang the blues
05:27:59
and I asked her for some happy news.
05:28:03
But she just smiled and turned away.
05:28:08
I went down to the sacred store.
05:28:12
I heard the ranch years before,
05:28:15
but the man there said, the ranch.
05:28:18
When you say
05:28:22
it in the streets,
05:28:24
the kids scream, the lovers cry.
05:28:27
And then the poet's dream.
05:28:29
But not a word was spoken.
05:28:32
The church bells all were broken.
05:28:35
And the three men I admire most.
05:28:39
Brady during the next flattering
05:28:42
host, I'll take a tuna sandwich on toast.
05:28:46
The day the ranch died and they were singing Bye
05:28:54
bye to that large ranch guy drove my Prius with my penis, but my penis went dry.
05:28:59
Them good old boys were smoking and getting high, saying,
05:29:03
this will be the day flat friends die.
05:29:06
This will be the day flat dressed
05:29:09
like they were saying bye bye.
05:29:13
And black trans guy drove my Prius with my penis, but my penis went dry.
05:29:18
Them little boys were smoking and getting high singing.
05:29:21
This will be the day
05:29:24
where dram
05:29:25
stirred up.