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I thought
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it was only true when VeggieTales
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was meant for other folks
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with rosaries and veils.
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The reason was my banner
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logic was my creed.
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But marriage has conditions I must heed.
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Then I saw her face and she said, you are a believer.
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You not a trace.
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A choice left in my mind.
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She said love,
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but the dearest keeper I couldn't leave her.
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If I.
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I thought the truth was more
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or less the only thing.
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Science in my bones.
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Not choirs dancing on.
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What do you see?
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Fighting.
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She said prey on string.
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So I found my head and whispered.
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Lord. Okay.
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Then I saw her face.
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She said, you're a believer.
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What? You.
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I'm not a trace.
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A choice left in my mind. Okay.
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She said look.
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But the deal was deeper.
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Walk off with, I believe.
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Oh, now.
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I told her lie in hell.
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Yeah.
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Love wasn't all that made them.
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That's the way it seemed.
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You and Adam took the bait.
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And so did me.
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Oh, then I saw her face.
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She said you're a believer.
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What?
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Catch me.
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Chester fired me every time.
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Okay.
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Flat dress like
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Monday night is sweeter.
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10 p.m.
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eastern, and I repeat in rhyme.
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Yes. I saw her face.
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She said you're a believer.
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What?
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No trace of Gary got me 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Oh, because she said you are a believer.
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Yea yea yea yea yea yea.
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She said no more what she say
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now let's not be show.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously, it's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
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to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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And. Then.
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Any. The time is now 10:05 p.m..
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Do you know where your deity is?
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Probably hiding in a jar labeled.
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Do not open until retirement.
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants live.
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Yabba dabba doo!
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Flintstones, meet the Flintstones.
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They're the modern Stone age family from the town of bedrock.
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There a page right out of history.
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Let's ride with the family. Down the street.
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Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
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When you're with the Flintstones, have a yabba dabba doo time.
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Dabba doo time.
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We'll have a gay old time Flintstones.
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Meet the Flintstones.
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They're the modern Stone age family from the town of bedrock.
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They're a page right out of history.
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Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight.
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Then the cat will stay out for the night.
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When you're with the Flintstones, have a yabba dabba doo time.
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A dabba doo time.
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We'll have a gay old time.
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We'll have a gay old time.
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Yeah, I want to feel gay.
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I want to wake up gay.
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I want to drink my coffee. Gay.
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Spill it on my shirt. Gay.
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What the dog doing? Gay.
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I don't want just happy.
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I want gay.
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The kind of gay that makes your cheeks hurt.
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The kind of gay that makes your neighbors jealous.
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The kind of gay where people see you coming and think.
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Whoa, that guy's gay.
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I'm talking about gay days, gay nights, gay socks, gay sandwiches,
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gay on toast, gay in a jar, gay in the glovebox for emergencies.
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I want my life gay.
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My friends gay.
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My enemies. Confused but gay.
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I want the whole town lit up.
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Gay like a pinball machine.
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Because happy is fine.
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Happy is vanilla, but gay.
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Gay is double
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scoop rainbow sherbet with sparklers stuck in it.
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Gay is a marching band in your bathtub.
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Gay is confetti in your shoes and you don't even care.
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Gay is so unnecessary it loops back around and becomes essential.
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And I don't care which definition you pull.
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Be carefree.
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Gay, be bright gay.
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Be fabulous gay. Be orientation gay.
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Stack them all like pancakes and drown the whole stack in sirup.
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I want a tower of gay.
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So tall planes have to reroute around it.
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So if someone asks tonight how you're doing, don't say fine.
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Don't say good. Don't even say happy.
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Look them in the eye and say, buddy, I'm gay.
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Let them figure it out.
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Let them sweat and then smile.
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So gay they start to feel gay too.
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It's so.
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You can't even say gay too many times in a row
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without it turning into some kind of chant.
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Gay, gay gay gay gay gay gay.
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It's like a magic spell.
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You say happy, happy, happy.
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It just sounds like you're trying to sell soap on the home shopping Network.
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You say gay, gay, gay.
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Suddenly the room feels like it needs a disco ball.
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And a theme song about Bud.
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About Bud, about about about young man.
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There's no need to feel down, I said.
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Young man, pick yourself off the ground.
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I said, young man, because you're in a new town.
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There's no need to be unhappy, young man.
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There's a place you can go.
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I said, young man, when you're short on your dough, you can stay there.
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And I'm sure you will find many ways to have a good time.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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They have everything for young men to enjoy.
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You can hang out with all the boys.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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You can get yourself clean. You can have a good meal.
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You can do whatever you feel.
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Young man, are you listening to me?
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I said, young man, what do you want to be?
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I said, young man,
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you can make real your dreams, but you've got to know this one thing.
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No man does it all by himself.
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I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf
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and just go there to the YMCA.
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I'm sure they can help you today.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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They have everything for young men to enjoy.
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You can hang out with all the boys.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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You can get yourself clean.
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You can have a good meal.
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You can do whatever you feel.
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Young man, I was once in your shoes.
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I said I was down and out with the blues.
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I felt no man cared if I were alive.
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I felt the whole world was so give.
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That's when someone came up to me and said, young man,
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take a walk up the street.
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There's a place there called the YMCA.
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They can start you back on your way.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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They have everything for young men to enjoy.
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You can hang out with all the boys YMCA.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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It's fun to stay at the YMCA.
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Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
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Young man, young man.
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Pick yourself off the ground.
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YMCA, just go to the YMCA.
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Young man, young man.
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I was once in your shoe.
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Young man, young man.
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I was out with the blues. The blues.
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And isn't it weird how nobody ever says they're sad as heck?
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In a good way?
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Like you never hear.
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Oh, man, today was so sad.
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We danced all night.
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No. Sad. Locked in, angry, locked in.
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But gay. Gay broke free. Gay went rogue.
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Gay. Got tired of one lane and stole the whole highway.
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No, not that highway.
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Let's stay on track, please.
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Gay means whatever the heck it wants, and you can't stop it.
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Gay is the linguistic outlaw Jesse James.
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Billy the gay Gaylord gay theist gay.
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Every.
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Now you get it.
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I want more words like that.
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Words that don't ask for permission.
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Words that take over the whole dictionary buffet.
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Because let's be real, joy.
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Need some muscle. Joy gets pushed around.
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Joy sounds like something in a teacup.
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Gay kicks down the door.
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Gay shows up in boots and rhinestones and hands you a margarita you didn't ask for.
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And you drink it because it's gay and it would be rude not to.
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Heck, I want my whole vocabulary gay.
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I don't want nouns.
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I want gay nouns, gay verbs, gay adjectives.
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How did you get here?
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I gay down the street.
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What kind of pizza is that?
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Gay crust. Extra gay cheese.
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How's your car running?
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Gay man. She's running gay.
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And everybody nods like that's the most natural thing in the world.
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Here's the secret.
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Nobody tells you when you stop caring about what kind of gay you are.
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Happy, gay, silly, gay, neon feather boa. Gay.
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That's when you're the gay. It's the most gay atheist.
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That's when it's pure.
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That's when you're humming, in traffic.
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That's when you're doing finger, guns at a funeral.
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Because the organist hit a funky note and you couldn't help yourself.
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You ever laughed so hard, you get dizzy, and then you
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keep laughing because the dizziness makes it even funnier.
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That's gay.
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You ever eat a grape and it's so perfectly cold, you just stand in the kitchen
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and whisper, golly gee, willikers to yourself, that's gay.
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You ever see a dog
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wearing a hat or a grown man holding a dog swaddled in a blanket like a baby?
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Okay, it doesn't matter if the dog hates it.
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Still gay.
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I want that kind of gay every day now, once a year.
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Not just on holidays, not just when the paycheck hits every single dumb moment.
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Gay at the gas station, gay in line at the DMV.
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Gay while plunging the toilet.
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Because if you can be gay, then if you can find confetti in that,
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you've won life gay as joy turned up past the point of reason.
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So to tonight I say let's be gay in every sense of the word.
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And if you're not sure where to start, just sing
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the gay cartoon song until your gay neighbors call the gay cops.
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I'm looking forward to being so gay with you all tonight.
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Now roll the clip.
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And go.
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That sure was smooth
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with the
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fuck out of the gay.
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Dum dum dum.
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Stop! Oh!
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No. You like,
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let me get to.
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You. Oh!
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No no no no.
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I'll just.
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Take you away from the white
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I got you back for me.
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Bring me that prick.
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Come from me.
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That I love you, baby girl.
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I'm taking you from me, girl I'm
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coming up the hill.
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Oh. Got the long beat.
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You like happy.
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I'm down
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and I'm putting the.
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You like.
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And that was Steve Carell.
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Derek.
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Yummy.
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I know you think that was Beetlejuice.
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It'll be so much fun, Mr.
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Kevin Love that you feel like I want to buy.
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I love you
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because you two.
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But no.
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Come.
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In a silly. Two.
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Let me.
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Get. Up.
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She understands that sooner or later.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Sooner or later, he's gonna
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be stronger and win.
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Right?
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Come in and flash says Marcus.
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I'm not sure what reference everything starts.
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Greece with the Greek.
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Oh, there's one.
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That's what we were all waiting for.
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Michael.
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Divine.
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The word gay.
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Stop meaning happy and start meaning same sex relationships.
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And how did it happen?
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Oh, thanks to CuriosityStream for supporting PBS worm.
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That means people who expressed or experienced
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or gay happy and start meaning same sex relationships.
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And how did it happen?
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By now, we're all pretty familiar with the word gay as a term
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that means people who express or experience same sex sexual attraction.
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I thought it many times.
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This is aligned with gender, such as gay being specifically assigned
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to men and same sex relationships, while lesbian is applied only to women.
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Other times gay is just more.
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I did not know that I thought gay applied to both
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ubiquitously used to describe a range of relationships
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that aren't heterosexual, but for the majority of its history,
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the word gay had little to do with same sex relations.
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It meant happy or bright and lively looking.
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So how did gay shift from a word to describe a good mood to a word
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that encompasses sexual?
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She does not look gay.
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Identity and why?
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Well, to get started on this etymology, we first have to ask,
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what were some of the earlier uses of gay?
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Well, as I mentioned before, gay has a variety of rather benign uses
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dating back as far as the 13th century that range from a person being described
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as joyous to also saying that something is brightly colored
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and not to sound like the beginning of every terrible high school English paper.
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But I did a quick etymology rundown on the word gay and found some now
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rare and out of date uses that are also pretty cool.
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One meaning was to be fine or shabbily dressed,
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another was noble, fine, excellent, and another still was lighthearted.
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But my favorite underused meaning of the word gay is
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probably the gay science, which translated means the art of poetry,
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which started around the 17th century and is sometimes gay.
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So Frederick Nietzsche's 1882 text dictionary, and also things like that.
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Okay, so we've gotten over the hurdle of early meanings of gay,
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but that brings us to our next question.
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When did gay become associated with sexuality? Speed?
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This woman would seems like that timeline.
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She's the to seem century when some earlier regulars were associate ever heard
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birthplace and in the 18th century, gay houses was a term for brothels.
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But even though those definitions of gay were associated with sexuality,
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it doesn't mean that they were explicitly linked to same sex relationships.
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So when did that change?
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Well, before gay, the more common term to describe
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same sex relationships, or people who express any kind of same sex
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or non-normative desire in the late 19th and early 20th centuries was homosexual.
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Non-normative desire.
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But this term was linked to the common belief at the time
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that same sex attraction was a psychological disorder
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that could be treated and cured.
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Along with this rise in medical intervention,
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there were also a number of sodomy or anti-gay laws throughout the world
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that sought to criminalize consensual gay sex.
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These laws were widely enforced.
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Fun fact in a lot of states, sodomy is still illegal
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in the US and UK.
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More fun fact than others.
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Until we get to a point back for me,
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because I've repeatedly said on the show I am an anal virgin,
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I've never been in or had anything up my.
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Which is a good answer in my opinion.
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I'm not sure if jaws here if he's just got his avatar century,
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although many of these laws remain on the books around the world,
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and in April of 2008, it's probably a bit busy still editing videos,
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surprise videos that we don't know, but they'll be fantastic.
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We can't. Can't wait to see them.
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I can't wait to see them.
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I haven't seen them
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18 British Prime Minister Theresa may expressed regret over the UK's.
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She she expressed regret
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role in spreading similar laws all over her face, that she expresses
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regret around the world where 37 of the Commonwealth's 53
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member nations still have anti-gay laws enforced or on the books.
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But the practice of considering queer
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desire and illness has been denounced by the American Psychological Association
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and the American Psychiatric Association since 1973 and 1975, respectively.
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However, the shift to using gay in the common language took a bit longer.
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The New York Times didn't adopt the use of gay until 1987,
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although it still doesn't use it in all contexts.
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But now GLaDOS, homosexual as an offensive term and their media
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reference guide supplementing Gay as the appropriate stand in.
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But it was around the mid-twentieth century
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that the use of gay to describe sexuality often,
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but not exclusively for men, became more common practice.
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Although there are examples
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and uses of gay Timothy as a straight man, I don't like the
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consolidating or hoarding of a phrase
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can't I be gay and happy without being homosexual?
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They took a word that just meant happy.
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I don't mean they took a word like it's some kind of combative thing, but
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through the way the lexicon in the
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what do you call that idiom?
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I don't know what the language we need a language expert on the show.
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If there's anybody that knows language, we have a host position open.
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Please.
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Come on.
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And you can be the host right now in same sex relationships and attractions,
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tracing back to the 1920s in his book and can we Reclaim Gay as or is it
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it's too late. Words don't go back.
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It's never going to mean happy.
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I mean, obviously they look happy.
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It's it's it means happy to them.
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But it doesn't mean happy if I say it.
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It's not the first thing I think of anymore, but it should be
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part of the show is going to be taking Gay back as meaning happy
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words out.
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Gay men's English scholar William Leave traces what he termed lavender
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linguistics, or the rhetorical and linguistic strategies used by lavender.
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Linguistics is by far the most gay thing I've heard in my life.
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I mean, besides,
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you know, being an actual homosexual, which there's nothing wrong with that
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gay men to communicate amongst themselves, I yeah, my husband's homosexual.
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He draws on scholar Joseph Goodwin's theorization of the double
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subjectivity of interpretation, which means that messages require
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the interpretation of both the speaker and the receiver to make meaning.
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I missed that concept when we started the show.
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See, we're saying one thing
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and you guys are probably hearing another, so the show doesn't make much sense.
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If you know what we're thinking, then it makes a lot more sense.
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So there's subtext.
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You know, most of the comedy is in the subtext
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because we're not allowed to be funny in 2025.
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But, you know, leave notes that phrases and meanings in gay men's English
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often operate this way with double meanings present
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that require other types of knowledge for them to make sense.
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For example,
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in an article for The New York Times called The Decline and Fall of the H word,
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Professor George Chauncey notes
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that exactly gay and queer communities often operated as a code
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so that people can express same sex desire through language
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without being picked up on by others who respond negatively to them.
00:23:16
Chomsky's quotes I appreciate lesbian could say she met a gay gal
00:23:20
the night before, and her lesbian friend will know exactly what she
00:23:24
wait.
00:23:24
I thought gay was just for men and lesbians.
00:23:26
She would have had to say I meant, or is that the code?
00:23:29
And this is before it actually turned to meaning just have a homosexual outright.
00:23:33
So this is still what it meant to be.
00:23:36
What fun and colorful it meant.
00:23:38
While her straight boss would have no idea what she was talking about,
00:23:41
and by the 1960s, Gay became a banner for communities who fought under
00:23:45
the mantle of gay liberation, arguing for the decriminalization
00:23:48
of same sex relationships and equality in all aspects of public life.
00:23:53
Hold on, hold on.
00:23:55
I hate to be Mr.
00:23:55
Logical and everything, but
00:23:58
they were arguing for a union
00:24:01
that she said to somebody who was gay Liberation.
00:24:05
Liberation is not marriage.
00:24:08
So they were fighting for gay liberation.
00:24:11
Sounds like they were frightened.
00:24:12
By the 1960s, liberty became a banner for unionizing
00:24:16
under the mantle of gay liberation, arguing for the decriminalization
00:24:20
of same sex relationships and equality in all aspects of public life.
00:24:24
But groups organizing under the Gay Liberation Front after 1969,
00:24:28
as well as activist Frank Meaney, who coined the phrase gay is good in 1968,
00:24:33
helped bring the use of the word as a symbol of pride into wider use.
00:24:36
So Gay was repurposed and taken up in positive context of self-identification
00:24:41
and group communication after the latter half of the 20th century.
00:24:45
So how does it all add up?
00:24:46
Well, it seems like earlier iterations of gay were most commonly
00:24:50
aligned with positive things like joy and bright colors.
00:24:53
But as time roll forward, we started to see gay first aligned
00:24:56
with ideals of hedonism, brothels, and then later same sex relationships.
00:25:00
But colloquial usage in the 20th century by queer communities
00:25:03
saw the word repurposed to replace more contentious medicalised terms.
00:25:08
By the 1960s, it was associated with increased visibility and human rights
00:25:12
for marginalized communities,
00:25:13
and gained traction as a marker of pride and self-identification,
00:25:17
and today the term has been adopted in conversations about gay rights
00:25:21
and civil rights precisely because of prolonged activist engagement.
00:25:25
So it seems like despite or maybe in spite of dictionary definitions,
00:25:29
everyday usage can radically impact the meaning and scope of a single word.
00:25:33
So what do you think?
00:25:34
Any other I think that being said, that people should give other people
00:25:38
a break and learn.
00:25:39
Like, I think it's pretty fucking grating of words because
00:25:43
if you think it's pretty gay, I assume that make
00:25:45
that mean you think it's happy because
00:25:49
or you think it likes to have sex with other men, those are the only two.
00:25:52
Those are my only two conclusions, because they she missed a whole nother
00:25:55
definition of the word, which is just a did she did she mentioned the derogatory
00:26:01
slur version?
00:26:02
We don't have to.
00:26:03
But there is a fourth meaning it is in the Oxford Dictionary.
00:26:08
We do have a dictionary expert
00:26:10
that will probably be bringing it up with pronounce pronoun.
00:26:12
I'll save that for that segment,
00:26:15
but it is very clear the definitions of gay,
00:26:19
and I want to be clear.
00:26:20
The first one should be happy.
00:26:21
Every time I think of gay, it makes me happy.
00:26:25
Doesn't it make you happy?
00:26:27
Then you're not gay.
00:26:28
I'm clearly gay.
00:26:30
I'm convinced that George picked this topic
00:26:32
just because he's got, like, the sound drops are getting a little bit not stale.
00:26:37
I mean, they're still hilarious.
00:26:38
They still fit exactly where they need to be.
00:26:40
Q any sound drop, he must not be ready.
00:26:46
And then.
00:26:50
I just hit something.
00:26:58
Sir. Info to add to our timeline on the etymology of gay.
00:27:00
Want to learn more.
00:27:01
Yes. You missed one that the slur that I honestly I don't know
00:27:05
if I was in the bubble or something, but my friends and I didn't really use it.
00:27:08
And when it was used we would oh, maybe because of Ronald Reagan's wife and all.
00:27:14
The PSA is at 4:00 after school, but we would literally sit
00:27:17
when somebody would say, that's gay. I would say,
00:27:20
do you mean you want to have sex with it or something?
00:27:21
And they're like, no, I mean that it's,
00:27:23
you know, whatever the bad things are that we're not allowed to say anymore.
00:27:27
Do you know how when you said that gay, you meant happy, right?
00:27:30
You never answered the question?
00:27:34
I don't even think that was George, that he's just got a recording now.
00:27:36
It just plays.
00:27:37
If there's a little bit of silence, a sound drop automatically triggers
00:27:40
in place.
00:27:44
I don't think we can play the Asian quartet.
00:27:46
Trying to think of the
00:27:49
the lyrics. I don't.
00:27:51
Yeah, I think we can.
00:27:53
I think it's great.
00:27:54
It's a great song.
00:27:55
Happy happiness.
00:27:57
These guys wrote the song.
00:27:59
It's called Gay is Happiness.
00:28:00
How do we go to.
00:28:03
Hey, I love the beginning. It's. It's.
00:28:07
How do we go?
00:28:09
How do we go?
00:28:10
Hey, how. Oh.
00:28:17
Oh. Do you remember
00:28:21
when gay was a sunny day?
00:28:27
Doo doo.
00:28:29
Laughter and love.
00:28:31
Happiness in every way.
00:28:35
And then a carefree feeling.
00:28:38
No worries or fears.
00:28:41
Just pure joy.
00:28:43
That's what we hold dear.
00:28:45
Gay is happiness.
00:28:48
Turn up right here.
00:28:49
No wrinkles, no bounds.
00:28:51
Just the thrill and the charm a rainbows of promise.
00:28:56
And when we're feeling gay.
00:28:58
Spread the love and have a nice gay day.
00:29:05
No money negativity.
00:29:07
No more shame for master hating.
00:29:09
The hardest statements, ones
00:29:12
that celebrate having happiness on our terms.
00:29:15
Embracing every hue, embracing our happiness in all that we do.
00:29:21
Oh gay is happiness.
00:29:24
Turn up loud and clear.
00:29:26
No wrinkles, no bounds.
00:29:28
Just the thrill and the cheer.
00:29:31
Rainbows of promise.
00:29:33
And when we're feeling gay.
00:29:35
Spread God's love and have a nice gay pool.
00:29:40
So when you feel down for life's not gay.
00:29:44
Just think of the sunshine.
00:29:47
On a brand new day.
00:29:48
Let your spirit so let your heart on.
00:29:52
That's what being gay means.
00:29:55
Feeling happiness tonight.
00:29:56
Gay is happiness.
00:29:58
Oh, turn around and clear.
00:30:00
Oh, there's no bounds.
00:30:02
Just the thrill in that you have rainbows of promise.
00:30:07
And when we're feeling gay.
00:30:09
Spread the love and have a nice a day.
00:30:15
Gay is happiness.
00:30:17
Gay is a free penis.
00:30:19
Let's take back the phrase and make it all about being gay.
00:30:23
Living life to the fullest, happiness fulfilled inside and out.
00:30:27
That's what it means to be having a nice day every day.
00:30:34
Gay is happiness.
00:30:36
000, you know, boom!
00:30:43
Gay is happiness. Oh.
00:30:50
Oh oh
00:30:52
is happiness.
00:30:53
Oh You.
00:30:59
Oh yeah.
00:31:00
Is happiness.
00:31:02
Oh, Whoo!
00:31:07
Giddy! Yay!
00:31:14
Yeah!
00:31:16
Oh, you didn't.
00:31:19
I thought you're going to dress up gay.
00:31:26
I like that I can see,
00:31:28
I can see that you're uploading shit to the show while the show is going on,
00:31:31
and I'm trying to. That's that's great.
00:31:33
I am, I'm uploading to the.
00:31:34
Are you scheduled? I'm not sure. Let me hit refresh. Right.
00:31:36
Yeah, I scheduled that. Yeah.
00:31:38
The one was just in case.
00:31:39
Just in case some asshole wants to, like, chime in early on things
00:31:43
and, like, ruin it because little video.
00:31:46
Do I want to, like, take away from the one viewer's,
00:31:50
entertainment value of the show?
00:31:52
Because I wouldn't want them to not tune in
00:31:53
because he's already seeing the value add that was there.
00:31:57
I think, you know, three, six.
00:32:00
We have six viewers, man. Relax. Let me hit refresh.
00:32:03
It was crazy, right?
00:32:04
Yes. It's only 1030.
00:32:05
We don't I've seen it. I've been watching it.
00:32:09
I can hear myself because I just went to the video.
00:32:11
Yeah. Okay, well, let me finish then.
00:32:13
That's brilliant. I should let you do that. Yingling.
00:32:15
Going to be in Michigan starting like now.
00:32:18
I just saw it for the first time at a bar.
00:32:20
They just got it. And it's starting September.
00:32:22
It's going to be at grocery stores limited rollout.
00:32:24
But Yuengling which is was a more Ohio, Pennsylvania,
00:32:28
anywhere but Michigan in the Midwest area.
00:32:30
Like you can get Yingling, but, except Michigan and.
00:32:33
Yeah, you're in Michigan.
00:32:35
Yeah, I was no, I was in this is I brought this back from Pennsylvania.
00:32:39
Actually, I brought it from back home, Ohio, when I was in the.
00:32:42
I wouldn't say that.
00:32:43
I don't think Pittsburgh area.
00:32:44
Are you allowed to take liquor over state lines?
00:32:48
This isn't liquor.
00:32:49
I mean, alcohol, whatever.
00:32:51
Yeah. Why wouldn't you be able to?
00:32:53
Look, I do way worse.
00:33:00
That's nice that you had that shipped.
00:33:02
You know, I drove it back.
00:33:07
You can carry it. You can carry. I'm done.
00:33:08
All right, that's good.
00:33:10
Oh, next year you can't buy.
00:33:12
You going in Ohio and driving back to Michigan.
00:33:14
It's illegal.
00:33:16
That's a great question.
00:33:17
If you know, can you please comment?
00:33:19
I know I've done way more illegal stuff on the show.
00:33:22
If you want to watch, go back and watch.
00:33:27
Let's go.
00:33:29
It was right in one of the fucking
00:33:32
where's the promo videos?
00:33:33
Do we have those on this, roll out here and,
00:33:37
no. Oh.
00:33:40
We only get a hundred. I do one of those.
00:33:42
I didn't do because it was scheduled.
00:33:44
It just popped up now, right?
00:33:46
What do you mean?
00:33:46
You see those early? All the time?
00:33:49
Those were not there earlier.
00:33:51
Those were always there. Since.
00:33:54
Oh, no.
00:33:55
That happened.
00:33:56
Is at 910, I got I finally read attacks
00:34:01
because I was was I up north I think I was up north.
00:34:05
There's a safari.
00:34:06
I think I was far enough that I was going to be up in
00:34:08
like Alaska or some shit that I was at a lake up north.
00:34:12
I'm having to be like, orien, I don't think Orion.
00:34:15
Oh, that is, I don't think that's actually the word. Oh, used to be, though.
00:34:18
Oh, it's now for the water.
00:34:21
It's not up north, I just. Wow.
00:34:23
Yeah,
00:34:25
that makes me angry.
00:34:28
But then I got a text that somebody said, hey, can you put the lyrics over the.
00:34:31
And so I did. Yeah.
00:34:32
And you're like, oh, what is he talking about? The.
00:34:35
No I did it.
00:34:36
I don't yeah, I know what you're talking about okay.
00:34:37
How did you find that one without the other ones?
00:34:39
That was the only one that was there at that time.
00:34:41
Those the other ones had been there for like a week.
00:34:44
Oh, then I didn't scroll down, that's all.
00:34:46
I'm not crazy or. No.
00:34:48
I was like, I probably was like, oh
00:34:50
no, we had a new sandwich bumper that we can't roll out this week.
00:34:53
We have, why not an hour?
00:34:54
All this would be like the third.
00:34:56
You can load them up really quick then.
00:34:57
Yeah, boom boom, boom, boom. Just throw them in.
00:35:00
You just have to give me some time.
00:35:01
Usually I do that while the other hosts are talking,
00:35:03
but we don't have those anymore.
00:35:04
I can't do error.
00:35:07
It's pretty crazy, but,
00:35:11
You know what I'm talking about.
00:35:12
Like, you and you and Gary would usually be talking
00:35:15
now while I set up all the new shit.
00:35:16
I know, if only
00:35:19
I wish he knew how hard this is on me.
00:35:22
Nobody cares about me. It's just Gary. Mrs.
00:35:25
Gary. Yeah, I know you heard.
00:35:26
All we hear about is.
00:35:27
Yeah, that's all we care about is what she thinks
00:35:29
and wants at the current moment in time.
00:35:32
He thinks that she can make his life a living hell.
00:35:34
I can make him say anything.
00:35:36
Wait,
00:35:38
wait, wait. What? Say that again.
00:35:41
In my opinion, I think you have to.
00:35:42
When it comes down to it, you know, happy wife, happy life is the nice.
00:35:46
That's not how social relationships should work. But that's it shouldn't.
00:35:49
But if that's the way it is, then your wife, if that's the way it is
00:35:53
and that's how it works.
00:35:54
If you accept those terms, your wife can make your life a living hell.
00:35:58
I mean, she's not she's not like that, in my opinion at all.
00:36:02
But in this instance, and in a very specific instances,
00:36:05
she can be what anybody anybody can be, I guess.
00:36:09
So, no, I don't know, I don't think I guess Gary can be an email.
00:36:13
I've really only got this Gary off one time.
00:36:15
I've really made Gary mad one time in my life and I forget exactly why it was,
00:36:20
but it was because I hung something over his head, very kind of jokingly.
00:36:24
But at the same time, it's very specific to make a point.
00:36:27
And he was like, what the fuck would you do that?
00:36:30
He goes like, he knew what I was doing.
00:36:31
And he thought it was just kind of horseshit
00:36:33
that I would even play that game. And so he was kind of mad at me.
00:36:35
He didn't make me leave his house or anything,
00:36:37
but I could tell, like, he was mad and he told me he was mad,
00:36:39
and it was like, Holy shit.
00:36:41
It was like, that was like time I've ever.
00:36:42
How could you tell he was mad?
00:36:44
Because there's been many times it was weird.
00:36:45
He was he, man.
00:36:47
You know, he was like, straight from the show.
00:36:49
One time
00:36:51
when we I, we pushed him a little higher.
00:36:52
It was like 3 or 4 short shows, but he was only on for a second,
00:36:55
and I thought he was pretty angry.
00:36:56
Unless he was just tired
00:36:58
or he was acting.
00:36:59
Everybody's acting
00:37:02
and they.
00:37:03
All right. Why is there no download link?
00:37:05
I have to click on each fucking video.
00:37:07
You start, you created it. That's your thing.
00:37:10
You did that? Yeah.
00:37:11
I'm complaining to the the creator.
00:37:13
That's fine.
00:37:15
Well fix it. Fine with that.
00:37:17
That's because I locked down his fladged rants,
00:37:19
not the administrator.
00:37:23
Course. Takes too long.
00:37:24
Just takes a little longer, a little.
00:37:25
It's just a little longer. Just a little.
00:37:28
What did you do? Just zoom in on the tits.
00:37:31
That's what that one looks like. Which is fine.
00:37:32
Yeah, that's good for me. That's what? Yeah. That's the.
00:37:35
Have you not seen the.
00:37:36
Oh. Oh, I saw when you said new sandwich bumpers.
00:37:40
I thought you did another one.
00:37:42
There is a new sandwich bumper, but there's also fixed aspect
00:37:46
ratios of the other ones.
00:37:47
Have you not noted the aspect ratio in the title?
00:37:51
No, because the only one that it matters the title, so long that it truncates
00:37:54
and it just goes off to a bumper dot dot dot read the.
00:37:57
I assume there'd be some truncating, but.
00:38:01
Fuck you, stop hitting it.
00:38:03
And that helps.
00:38:06
And every time I click it, then I get distracted
00:38:08
by the nipples and I forget what I'm doing.
00:38:12
Now, when I was talking about I get it.
00:38:14
No one knows. Really.
00:38:15
Then everyone's go.
00:38:17
We're not going to use it that term. Sorry.
00:38:19
We'll see. It's okay. Gaming that too.
00:38:21
Yeah, yeah.
00:38:22
No I mean I don't know, I feel happy I, I'm pretty good.
00:38:26
I just came from a like lakeside area.
00:38:29
I'm going to be home for like two days. I don't work all week.
00:38:32
I'm going to be at another lakeside area
00:38:35
way more up north than the previous lakeside area.
00:38:38
Careful.
00:38:38
It's a great weekend to relax everyone.
00:38:40
I'll just start resenting you though.
00:38:42
That's fine. I'm okay with that.
00:38:44
You're going to resent me all you want because guess what?
00:38:45
I resent you two over that you back twice as hard.
00:38:48
I'm happy for you. I had a great weekend.
00:38:50
I don't want to say I had a great.
00:38:51
I had a decent.
00:38:52
I didn't really do that much, but I just kind of hung out and relax.
00:38:54
I don't really do that too often.
00:38:58
Yeah, I went to Arts Beats needs again.
00:39:00
You. Art B's art beat is Meet Arts.
00:39:03
We were going to do that because I never go to art.
00:39:05
Beats me because normally I'm up at my parents cottage, but,
00:39:08
we had an obligation to be over at my girlfriend's
00:39:11
parents cottage because, her dad wasn't going to be there.
00:39:14
And if you don't show up at the annual, association meeting,
00:39:18
you potentially lose your dock spot.
00:39:19
So we had to show up.
00:39:21
And it was quite interesting because there was an argument that started
00:39:25
because some lady said that she couldn't pull out of her dock spot,
00:39:28
even though she had the shortest.
00:39:30
She had the shortest boat on the entire dock, and she was like,
00:39:34
I can't do it because my queen, somebody trade with me and some other lady's like,
00:39:38
because people have kayaks and you're not supposed to have kayaks tied up.
00:39:41
But the bitch is like, my mom died and she, like, dropped this twice.
00:39:44
She's like, she's.
00:39:45
She dropped.
00:39:45
My mom died twice on this lady.
00:39:47
Know because you consider it.
00:39:49
But then you say when?
00:39:50
Because she's like, well, ten years ago, you can't have a boat.
00:39:54
We'll have a boat in there next year.
00:39:55
But she goes, my mom died.
00:39:56
So we're not definitely we're not going to put a boat in this year.
00:39:59
So I put a kayak there, like to just mark the spot,
00:40:02
you know, and she's like, well, somebody switch with me.
00:40:05
And I've switched before.
00:40:06
We've been here for 20 years and I've switched twice.
00:40:09
And it's like, why would you switch your dock spot?
00:40:11
Like are there any spots that different in the sides?
00:40:15
No, it's just the fact they're down under the air.
00:40:18
Yeah, but the problem is the problem is there's,
00:40:20
there's a, there's a there's docks coming down.
00:40:22
And then there was a couple people off the shoreline, and hers is right on the end
00:40:27
to where when she backs out, the boats that are on
00:40:29
the shoreline are right to her, to her hip.
00:40:32
And if she doesn't do it right, she maybe bump into him.
00:40:34
But like the one lady who runs the meetings was like,
00:40:38
yeah, I've got like a 20 footer.
00:40:39
She goes, it takes me quite a while to park that thing.
00:40:41
She goes, I suck at it.
00:40:42
She goes, I just take my time with it. I don't know what to tell you.
00:40:45
Like, yeah,
00:40:47
but, you know, because apparently she had the shortest,
00:40:50
the shortest, boat on the dock anyway, so
00:40:55
I bet you she found that out because it was the shortest walk
00:40:58
when she got there. She's like, this is great.
00:41:00
And then it was just funny.
00:41:01
It was just hilarious because it was just a bunch of old people
00:41:03
bitching about to each other about nothing.
00:41:04
And the old lady having to drop her mom died twice and no one cared.
00:41:08
No one seemed to care.
00:41:09
Give her the sympathy.
00:41:10
Bit of I appreciate that because I mean, everybody's mom died
00:41:15
or, you know, somebody somebody has
00:41:18
my my girlfriend's mom did as well and they still put their boat out.
00:41:21
So I mean, yeah, I was going to say, how does that relate to the boat
00:41:24
I don't know. Yeah. I don't know.
00:41:27
I want a kayak to hold the spot.
00:41:30
I don't care about the kids, the grandkids.
00:41:32
I want the dock.
00:41:34
That was the last.
00:41:35
That was her last dying breath.
00:41:38
So I'm going to have to delete some because did you see they added sounds?
00:41:42
Now I have all the sounds of background music.
00:41:44
Now they expect muted sounds.
00:41:46
What do you mean they've heard sounds before.
00:41:48
No, they're a little drops.
00:41:49
But if you look at the background music see I just use the background music
00:41:54
to put drops.
00:41:55
Now they finally in 2025 after how long history are going up,
00:41:58
I have to go find a new jabber.
00:42:00
I'll be at it.
00:42:02
You got to turn that loop, track off
00:42:07
it doesn't on its own.
00:42:08
Fuck I know. No.
00:42:10
Yeah, yeah. When you start doing it, I turn it off.
00:42:13
Yeah.
00:42:13
And then I turn the volume.
00:42:14
Where the fucking song.
00:42:17
You sound like.
00:42:18
Like volume went up on my end.
00:42:19
I just put the dishes in the sink and they get put in the dishwasher
00:42:22
and washed automatically. I don't know how it happens.
00:42:24
I just put the dishes in the sink and I don't have to pre rinse them at all.
00:42:28
That's what I tell them.
00:42:29
Don't put them in the sink, just put it in the dishwasher.
00:42:31
That's kind of good.
00:42:34
It makes me very gay.
00:42:38
So I do appreciate the,
00:42:39
rundown of of when gay became
00:42:43
less happy and more queer, which is weird.
00:42:45
Oh, like, they bo guarded the term gay.
00:42:48
They bow, guarded the entire, fucking rainbow.
00:42:52
The entire fucking refracted light spectrum.
00:42:54
They just took it.
00:42:56
And I don't want to get into a religious.
00:42:57
I just don't
00:42:57
think one thing I would want to do is take a wall and co-opted the rainbow.
00:43:01
The rainbow, to me, meant the fucking promise of God.
00:43:04
After Noah. I know it's a ridiculous story.
00:43:08
I don't want to get into that debate, but common
00:43:10
knowledge before, what, 1979?
00:43:15
Was the rainbow meant?
00:43:18
Rainbow, man? Rainbow.
00:43:19
Rainbow meant to promise.
00:43:25
What kind of promise?
00:43:26
We have to build up to that.
00:43:28
I'm pretty sure we should build up to that.
00:43:30
And we, with the,
00:43:33
The music.
00:43:33
Yeah, the music in the words should be different is total parody.
00:43:35
If if YouTube hits it, I will I will fight back on that one.
00:43:40
Wait, what
00:43:41
if we were to play that music?
00:43:44
Right now?
00:43:45
You know what? Yeah, I don't know. You.
00:43:47
Worst case scenario, we we get booted from YouTube
00:43:49
and we just re replay it again and definitely do it.
00:43:53
What I do to make sure YouTube stays
00:43:54
or is I follow the stupid rules and I just delete the whole segment.
00:43:57
Sometimes it'll let me just remove the audio.
00:43:59
But a lot of times I have that before I went out.
00:44:02
So when, when
00:44:04
I have a channel in which the podcast
00:44:06
that I used to help out, I've reposted my I would do their best of episodes
00:44:11
and I've posted those episodes just for the sake of it.
00:44:14
And what I really do is I, I, I upload the episode,
00:44:18
see what YouTube has a problem with it, and then I edit those out
00:44:21
manually, and then I re-upload the episode.
00:44:24
And then if there was like a minor tweak or two, I just let YouTube do it.
00:44:27
But I'd rather pull those out myself, because the way that YouTube Haggard hacks
00:44:31
it just is.
00:44:32
Literally they don't let you do any kind of special editing.
00:44:35
It's just in and out.
00:44:37
And that's it.
00:44:37
It's whatever they whatever they deem to be part of it as well,
00:44:41
because they could even be wrong by, I don't know, they could be off by 10s or
00:44:45
I've had it like skew it pretty, pretty bad to where
00:44:48
I just edit out a section and it was like, oh no, you're good now.
00:44:51
And it's like, well, you before flagged this huge section and then I cut out
00:44:55
a small section and all of a sudden you're okay with it, but that's okay.
00:45:00
It is. Yeah.
00:45:01
It's super good. It's really good.
00:45:03
It doesn't make me gay.
00:45:05
It totally does.
00:45:06
I think so gay. It's a very versatile word.
00:45:09
It's almost like.
00:45:13
It's almost like the F word,
00:45:16
you know? Think so?
00:45:17
I mean, you think so?
00:45:19
Only that it's versatile and it relates.
00:45:21
It's not in certain ways,
00:45:24
I guess so, but I think it's completely different.
00:45:26
Like it's gay
00:45:30
to wear a thong bathing suit when you're when you're a guy,
00:45:36
it's not fuck to wear a thong bathing suit when you're a guy.
00:45:39
You know what I mean? It's not.
00:45:40
I think that G-string is practically fucking, you know, so I it could be.
00:45:44
I mean, it's pretty funky, but it's not like.
00:45:48
No, I guess, man.
00:45:49
Dude, no, no, that's gay.
00:45:52
Like, that's a completely different.
00:45:55
It does not make me happy to see a man.
00:45:58
And so I guess, I mean, if you like, if it makes you gay, then I appreciate
00:46:03
I don't think the worst part about that.
00:46:05
It was so amazing and fun, like the first day.
00:46:08
Now, about ten minutes before the show went on, I'm like,
00:46:11
I got to get this fucking song out of my head.
00:46:14
It's that's how they work.
00:46:15
I love how again, I when when I first mentioned,
00:46:18
I'm like, oh, Pharrell Davies, you're like, oh, the happy guy.
00:46:21
And it's like, dude, guy's got a long lineage of of hip
00:46:24
hop and R&B and not R&B production under his belt.
00:46:29
He is a musical genius.
00:46:31
He has a he has songs under his own name that he has number ones with.
00:46:36
He has songs under ND he has songs production
00:46:40
credits like a ridiculous amount of like,
00:46:45
It's just cute that you like, went
00:46:46
oh, this one song way like towards the tail
00:46:49
end of his career that, like, was notable because it wasn't a children's thing,
00:46:55
but that's how amazing that dude is, is that way.
00:46:58
After his prime, he's still making his most notable venture
00:47:02
on a fucking children's thing,
00:47:04
because he gets that kind of credit to where they're going to go, oh, hey,
00:47:08
let's get this guy to make this make a song for fucking the Penguin movie,
00:47:12
you know what I mean?
00:47:13
Like Happy Feet is what it was, right?
00:47:15
And then the name of the song, or they know the album or the album movie
00:47:20
the Penguins, I don't know, is that Happy Feet or that it was the whatever
00:47:24
who get who gives a fuck?
00:47:27
Oh yes.
00:47:27
You can generally take alcohol across state lines for personal use.
00:47:32
Yeah, it's like weird.
00:47:37
Like, only if.
00:47:38
It's only if it's legal in the state, you can't go like, hey, it's like, oh,
00:47:42
shit, it's only illegal if you get caught.
00:47:44
I thought that's how that worked.
00:47:47
No, no, no, I'm pretty sure
00:47:50
because according to the script, according to the script that I'm reading
00:47:53
for this show, I may have, may or may not have just gotten home.
00:47:56
But this is not the first beer that I've been drinking.
00:47:59
I'm smelling that one.
00:48:02
Uber.
00:48:03
Yeah, I may have been a passenger.
00:48:04
You don't know.
00:48:09
Clap.
00:48:09
Allow me.
00:48:10
You think you.
00:48:12
And then you.
00:48:15
And I'm going back to doing videos.
00:48:17
You got any content at all today? I didn't bring any content.
00:48:20
You didn't bring any content?
00:48:21
I thought we had a producer for that, I got it.
00:48:23
We'll see that. That's what I usually have time to do.
00:48:26
But I'm busy doing other things lately.
00:48:28
I'm creating.
00:48:30
I want to, I want to, I just typed in gay,
00:48:33
and then I went to news, and I went the past 24 hours.
00:48:37
Is it happy? It's all happy news.
00:48:40
Well, Michael Seltzer, seltzer
00:48:44
visionary and philanthropy.
00:48:48
He has died at 78 of Aids.
00:48:49
No, I'm just I don't know if it's.
00:48:57
Going to be hilarious if he did have Aids.
00:48:58
Michael Seltzer.
00:49:00
Oh, visionary.
00:49:02
As of,
00:49:05
He died July 31st.
00:49:06
Hold on.
00:49:06
When does this film come on?
00:49:07
I told it past when he.
00:49:09
September 1st.
00:49:11
Wait,
00:49:12
but he died July 31st.
00:49:13
Why are we just reporting this?
00:49:16
Because gay city news.
00:49:19
Yeah.
00:49:19
Guys don't know how to do news.
00:49:22
Are you sure?
00:49:23
Lisa Berg,
00:49:25
a lifelong dancer, activist and beloved mother and grandmother.
00:49:28
Lisa Gay Berg is there.
00:49:31
Her name actually,
00:49:33
Lisa Gay Berg.
00:49:34
What do you think about people with the last name gay?
00:49:36
I think Rudy Gay has definitely normalized the name gay
00:49:39
because he's the most, like, straight gay, you know?
00:49:43
I mean,
00:49:45
like, everyone I know, dudes gay and you're like, dude, Rudy Gay?
00:49:48
He'd be like, oh, okay.
00:49:49
Never mind.
00:49:50
Like, I guess it's not like a
00:49:51
you don't mean like he actually makes the stereotype better because it's
00:49:54
like he's he's not only black, which means he's a minority
00:49:57
actually makes them more cool.
00:49:59
He's good at a sport, he's very athletic.
00:50:01
And he's not like some horseshit like Gilbert Arenas.
00:50:03
He's like, actually, you know, a well,
00:50:07
a well-off, smart individual
00:50:11
who understands his position in life and knows that he's got a terrible name.
00:50:15
And he doesn't seem to be well-represented.
00:50:19
You mean Lisa Gay Berg?
00:50:21
I don't know what Gay Berg is.
00:50:23
I know Goldberg, but gay Berg.
00:50:25
He was 81 years old.
00:50:26
Just one week to a very happy place.
00:50:30
Lifelong dancer, activist and beloved
00:50:32
mother who isn't a beloved mother and grandmother.
00:50:35
I mean, I guess there's few, but I like the tower.
00:50:38
She's a she's a life one that.
00:50:41
You know what?
00:50:41
To be honest, my mother was an absolute bitch to everyone.
00:50:44
She hated everything about life. And I wrote.
00:50:46
If I wrote anything different, she would be upset.
00:50:49
Lifelong dancer.
00:50:50
So she die?
00:50:51
She like she was dancing up until, like, recently.
00:50:55
That's what lifelong means.
00:51:00
You should.
00:51:01
You should be doing whatever you like to do.
00:51:05
Wait, wait.
00:51:07
Hold on.
00:51:07
Wait, wait.
00:51:11
Lisa.
00:51:12
Gay Berg.
00:51:13
So it's a this is a woman, right?
00:51:16
And then down here, it says make assumptions.
00:51:18
She is she is survived by her daughter, Melissa.
00:51:21
Her way, her son, Peter Snow.
00:51:24
Like, along with his wife, Suzanne.
00:51:30
Whose wife?
00:51:32
His wife Suzanne.
00:51:34
His wife. Who?
00:51:36
Suzanne.
00:51:41
She's survived by his wife,
00:51:45
Suzanne. Okay.
00:51:47
Let's try. I written
00:51:49
I don't know if they mean Peter's Peter's wife, but the
00:51:52
why does the what is the simply they don't put in laws
00:51:57
and,
00:52:00
And you would go, Peter, would you put a comma here?
00:52:03
Would you go, Peter in his wife without a comma, meaning like they're together.
00:52:07
I'm not a comma expert.
00:52:09
You would do you wouldn't do the Oxford comma.
00:52:11
You would do, See, I don't even know what that means.
00:52:14
Is that a comma?
00:52:15
No. It's like.
00:52:17
So you would do it?
00:52:18
It's the difference of, like I'm having peanut butter and jelly
00:52:23
versus I'm having peanut butter and jelly, you know what I mean?
00:52:29
Like.
00:52:31
Yeah.
00:52:33
No, I don't know what,
00:52:35
it's a bad example.
00:52:37
No, it's the Oxford comma.
00:52:38
It's like, it's not peanut butter and jelly.
00:52:40
It's like peanut butter and jelly.
00:52:42
I'm having.
00:52:43
I'm having, tuna fish.
00:52:47
I'm having tuna fish,
00:52:49
chicken sandwich and peanut butter and jelly, you know what I mean?
00:52:54
Versus I'm having chicken.
00:52:56
You know, tuna fish, chicken, peanut butter and jelly.
00:52:58
Like the you don't do
00:53:00
the comma on the peanut butter and jelly because it's not an item in the list.
00:53:04
They're combined together. But.
00:53:06
And yeah, because there's a and they're the not
00:53:10
normal thing would be put a comma and then end.
00:53:13
Right. So that's the Oxford comma.
00:53:16
We okay. Yeah.
00:53:17
And so we could have googled it and had a better explanation, but was okay.
00:53:20
But it wouldn't have been as flat Grant's all right.
00:53:24
I got three of them up. I think there's only three. Is there only three?
00:53:29
I think there's only three.
00:53:30
I should look on the site.
00:53:34
How? For those leaders, disdain for gay
00:53:36
people erased crosswalk creativity.
00:53:39
So apparently in Florida.
00:53:40
And I've seen this myself in, fucking, Saint Petersburg.
00:53:44
Apparently the crosswalk creativity highlighting all the gay
00:53:48
shit going on is, yeah, Florida is enforcing
00:53:52
removal of rainbow crosswalks, citing safety concerns.
00:53:56
So I saw these in Saint Petersburg.
00:53:58
It was actually ridiculous.
00:53:59
I remember the episode, I think I was walking down the road,
00:54:01
and I was pissed off because I was bitching about all the it
00:54:05
wasn't so much that I was like, it wasn't that I'm not like, I'm not anti-gay.
00:54:09
It was the problem was it was everywhere.
00:54:11
And it's like, I don't like, I don't care.
00:54:13
I just want to go into the establishment and just like, have food and like,
00:54:17
if that's all you're promoting, then maybe you don't want me eating
00:54:20
at your restaurant
00:54:21
because you seem to care more about that than like just serving your customer.
00:54:24
And so I wasn't sure as a straight male where I would be
00:54:28
like, appreciated or appreciated.
00:54:31
And again, I I'm the type of person again that my girlfriend just a few months ago,
00:54:34
we went to a wedding almost a year ago,
00:54:36
actually not thinking about it, but we went to a gay bar after the wedding
00:54:39
and I got hit on by an old man who, because I like, I knew where I was.
00:54:43
The problem was I knew where I was, and I had a
00:54:45
and I didn't have a problem with it because I knew where I was.
00:54:47
I was the territory.
00:54:49
The problem was, so you drink one beer, you're not an alcoholic.
00:54:53
You make one song on SoundCloud, you're not a rapper,
00:54:57
but I suck one day in Saint Petersburg, I didn't know where I could go.
00:55:01
That wasn't that.
00:55:02
So I was confused, you know what I mean?
00:55:04
Like there isn't.
00:55:05
It's all that, I don't know, it was like, I just.
00:55:08
I just wanted to have food and have a beer.
00:55:12
Just something to shove.
00:55:13
Shove in your mouth.
00:55:14
Yeah, yeah.
00:55:16
Didn't really matter what
00:55:19
you were.
00:55:19
So the state of Florida is finally, obviously, this is slated,
00:55:23
so I don't like how this Tennessee Democrat, even though, like.
00:55:27
What do you mean?
00:55:27
Finally, I thought Democrats hated or, like, the gay stuff.
00:55:31
I don't like the spin off.
00:55:32
Finally, I don't care what the civil rights it. Can.
00:55:36
I just go there and put what I want on a crosswalk one day?
00:55:40
I see that's what the argument is that right?
00:55:43
I bet you I can't.
00:55:45
How about certain colors that are attributed to certain safety standards?
00:55:48
And the typically white and yellow are meant to stand out more.
00:55:51
So those are more like hazard caution, you know.
00:55:54
Right. Exactly. You're totally distracting away from what?
00:55:56
Can I just go? Right. Have a nice day on a stop sign
00:56:01
so you can, I don't know.
00:56:02
I mean, you can, I care, I mean, I can, but I could
00:56:07
there's a there's a separate law. It's not even just vandalism.
00:56:09
But if you do vandalism, that messes with traffic.
00:56:11
It's another offense.
00:56:14
And as somebody who drives, I appreciate
00:56:17
the most cleanest signs or crosswalks possible.
00:56:21
Plus, and I have certain shoes that if I walk,
00:56:23
even when I hit the white paint, it's slippery.
00:56:25
So that just makes the entire crosswalk slippery.
00:56:27
I can't even walk in between the white paint.
00:56:31
That's the gayest complaint I've heard in quite a while.
00:56:34
No, they said it's slippery.
00:56:36
How is it a safety issue?
00:56:39
How do you know it's slippery paint?
00:56:40
Have you ever stepped on a gay crosswalk?
00:56:42
There's paint that's not slippery.
00:56:44
But you think that the.
00:56:46
Oh, shit.
00:56:46
I was.
00:56:49
This is gonna be a hard show.
00:56:51
Do you think that the people painting it.
00:56:52
No, no.
00:56:53
Any better?
00:56:57
Like, you know, they know.
00:56:58
They know exactly what they're doing.
00:57:00
You're asking me to trust the world not to be an idiot.
00:57:02
And we accidentally painted a gay rainbow.
00:57:04
We didn't realize, you know, they wanted a color.
00:57:06
They wanted a message.
00:57:07
But did they know that it would be slippery as fuck?
00:57:09
Probably not.
00:57:11
That's not gay.
00:57:12
I don't think that's.
00:57:13
The argument is that it's slippery.
00:57:16
Then how is it unsafe?
00:57:17
Because they're worried somebody's going to come there
00:57:18
and beat the shit out of somebody for you,
00:57:19
because it's not your typical, like, coloring.
00:57:22
All right. White and yellow.
00:57:24
So apparently when people see these, the green, they might go.
00:57:27
If they see the red, they might stop. You have no idea. You what?
00:57:30
I mean, they that's point I think is water.
00:57:33
I don't know they might, they might just it might just cause a big accident.
00:57:36
You have no idea.
00:57:37
Lately I start to go all the time and I'm like, oh, that's the left turn green.
00:57:40
And then I start to go, I'm like, oh, that's the right turn. Green.
00:57:44
Yeah, I forgot, I didn't realize there's a big rainbow in the crosswalk.
00:57:47
I thought I was supposed to stop when I was supposed to go.
00:57:50
No, that argument is dumb. I will say that.
00:57:52
But I will
00:57:55
promote the aspect of just that whole area being way too gay.
00:57:58
And if you're not gay, you just don't know where you're supposed to be.
00:58:01
Like, I don't know.
00:58:02
It's like I am, I am I allowed to come in here?
00:58:04
Do you guys like, am I welcome like me?
00:58:07
Where is the, white older man crosswalk?
00:58:11
Where's the straight white male?
00:58:12
So it's to the right.
00:58:14
You have to find the ones that look to the right, otherwise you can't.
00:58:17
And they're few and far between.
00:58:18
So as a straight white male, you have to walk extra far because
00:58:22
the gay people have it harder just being gay.
00:58:25
So you have to feel that same, you know, it's all equality, you know.
00:58:28
What do they call that? Equity. It's all the equity of it, you know?
00:58:34
Because why wouldn't
00:58:35
we operate an equity, you know, why would that not make sense?
00:58:38
The picture is perfect.
00:58:39
I mean, it shows how much cleaner and safer the one on the right is.
00:58:42
I know, right?
00:58:43
It looks so much nicer. And the.
00:58:46
You get this shitty corner.
00:58:48
Yeah, I don't, I mean, I don't like it if
00:58:51
if the expression also, incites like what it what, like if I went there.
00:58:56
I'm not a white supremacist.
00:58:57
But what if I wanted to put a swastika crosswalk?
00:59:00
Is that too far?
00:59:01
I don't see that's where the arguments went.
00:59:03
So the expression would offend more people than it wouldn't.
00:59:08
So therefore it's unacceptable.
00:59:10
Well, nowadays, the people that get offended by this rainbow
00:59:14
nowadays, they might applaud you
00:59:16
by putting a swastika on the crosswalk for some reason.
00:59:19
I don't know why it's.
00:59:21
I don't think we've made America that great again yet.
00:59:23
Dude, I've said that for years, and I said that on this show very early on.
00:59:27
Yeah, I never understood how, like, a Hitler could just go, oh, you know,
00:59:31
that whole sect of people.
00:59:32
Let's just then all of a sudden it's fucking happening again.
00:59:35
Like.
00:59:35
But hold on. You just you just jumped a whole bunch of things.
00:59:38
The first thing,
00:59:39
the first thing they did it to said that group of people is going to make you sick.
00:59:43
You're going to catch Covid. I mean,
00:59:45
I forgot what they use and they blame the Jews for that.
00:59:47
No, they blame the chickens for that.
00:59:48
I mean,
00:59:51
I don't I think that means
00:59:52
I mean, where silver where I don't know,
00:59:56
oh, an armored truck armor, the armor of society.
01:00:01
There was a glitch in it,
01:00:04
a glitch in the matrix.
01:00:07
Oh, that's a good segue.
01:00:09
I don't know.
01:00:09
All I know is there was that one.
01:00:10
Dude, when I hear chink in the armor,
01:00:11
I always think of the dude who got in trouble for, Jeremy Lin.
01:00:14
When Jeremy Lin, the basketball player, became big, there was a,
01:00:17
announcer who was, like, talked about some about a chink in the armor.
01:00:22
And they like,
01:00:22
for some reason, associated with the Jeremy Lin,
01:00:24
even though that's not what he was talking about.
01:00:26
And the fact that they are all racist.
01:00:28
And so they just if you're racist and you're changing the armor
01:00:31
and you go, oh, let's be you're either making a good joke or you're racist.
01:00:36
If you're not making a joke, then you're racist
01:00:38
because checking the armor is a great joke.
01:00:40
Yeah, especially if you are.
01:00:41
If you went to the trouble of actually finding an Asian person
01:00:44
to get into a suit of armor.
01:00:46
When you said that, right, I would be great.
01:00:50
Okay, so that's a bit in
01:00:51
a monty Python movie somewhere, right?
01:00:54
If it isn't, it should be.
01:00:55
But maybe they thought it was too far, right?
01:00:57
I don't know, it's a joke.
01:00:58
They didn't think anything was too far.
01:00:59
No, I don't think so.
01:01:04
Well, we'll be the first.
01:01:05
There's a chink in the armor.
01:01:08
Oh my God, did you say that or is it.
01:01:11
No, I mean, our tweet about.
01:01:14
I can't see your voice online.
01:01:16
What? Fox land.
01:01:18
See, I clicked on it and I'm reading it, but because it's stupid.
01:01:22
All right, there we go.
01:01:25
Is it a video yet?
01:01:26
Do you think there's a chink in the night? See, they used it.
01:01:28
They did exactly what you just said.
01:01:30
They used it as a good joke.
01:01:32
You're at sea.
01:01:33
Your voice. Fox. Is that even, unofficial?
01:01:37
It's a guy like Mark.
01:01:38
But who the fuck knows nowadays?
01:01:40
You mean, is that even a real show?
01:01:41
This whole thing fake? Could be. Is 2020.
01:01:43
Save your voice, Fox. What is that?
01:01:45
Save your voice. Fox.
01:01:46
What is that?
01:01:49
Should I say it again?
01:01:49
I think I can see your voice is probably one of those things where they dress up.
01:01:52
I don't know, I've never seen that.
01:01:54
Okay, so it's a show you can see your voice through.
01:01:57
There's the fucking all the singing contests are the same.
01:01:59
And then you have America's Got Talent,
01:02:01
which is ends up becoming a singing contest.
01:02:03
So stupid.
01:02:09
It's got the crazy guy.
01:02:11
Oh, it's got that guy.
01:02:12
The guy? Yeah, it's got a gay guy in it. Do.
01:02:16
He's way too naked in too many movies.
01:02:18
Dude, dude, how did he not turned off?
01:02:20
What's his name?
01:02:25
I don't want to sound racist.
01:02:26
If I don't know it.
01:02:27
I don't say if I don't know an ethnic name, I my
01:02:30
my recommendation is don't try and say it.
01:02:34
Lin, Jean.
01:02:36
King. See?
01:02:37
You see, you're doing exactly what I just is.
01:02:39
A ping pong. Ping pong.
01:02:41
The those and pans on the stairs and see if it sounds similar.
01:02:45
Oh, that's a new joke.
01:02:46
Inappropriate. It's a brand new joke.
01:02:48
I just thought of it.
01:02:50
So, anyways, you had mentioned The Matrix.
01:02:52
Is that guy.
01:02:52
It's the gay guy for getting too far away from the segue case.
01:02:57
You you.
01:02:57
Why? Real life may actually just be a simulation was not from the matrix,
01:03:01
but from Futurama.
01:03:02
Let me explain.
01:03:03
In the latest episode of the future, I'm accumulation for what?
01:03:07
Yeah, but he's just saying that the the theory
01:03:10
and the ideas of the matrix didn't quite hit it.
01:03:12
But this episode of Futurama did Air Universe big Futurama fan so,
01:03:17
so close to their reality that naturally, the crew begins to care for
01:03:20
their simulated counterparts and question whether or not they're in a simulation.
01:03:24
This must be a who shuts down this idea stating that it's preposterous.
01:03:27
But in response, the crew brings up three
01:03:29
increasingly compelling points that I've never heard before regarding.
01:03:32
This is a number one.
01:03:34
The professor asks, how could anyone care for any kind of artificial intelligence,
01:03:38
knowing at its core it's nothing more than a bunch of zeros and ones.
01:03:41
And to counter that, Leela brings up that weird nothing more than a bunch of atoms.
01:03:45
And yet together we are more like zeros and ones.
01:03:47
Atoms don't have consciousness. They can't think on their own.
01:03:50
But yet the things that make us conscious human beings are quite literally only
01:03:54
made up of atoms.
01:03:55
So our atoms really that different than zeros and ones.
01:03:58
And if that's the excuse for being unfeeling towards
01:04:00
I, should we also be unfeeling toward each other?
01:04:03
Point to.
01:04:03
The professor states that there's so many people that are so feeling toward
01:04:07
AI already in 2025, they're like leaving their married counterpart.
01:04:12
You already know these things, right?
01:04:13
So what he said was a little
01:04:17
impossible to
01:04:18
run a simulation at our universe's scale because it would not be possible.
01:04:21
This is track ticket to everything.
01:04:22
It's like building his simulation.
01:04:24
Can't even do this because it requires too much computing power.
01:04:26
However, any protest.
01:04:27
That limitation also exists in real life
01:04:29
with quantum mechanics, which is actually true.
01:04:31
The more we know about how a particle is moving,
01:04:33
the less we know about where it actually is, and vice versa.
01:04:36
It's called the Heisenberg Uncertainty principle, which using it we've gone
01:04:39
over on this like a limitation on our universe is computing.
01:04:42
It just won't. Even if it was, it might.
01:04:44
Somebody just said the Heisenberg principle.
01:04:46
Every movement of you just
01:04:49
all other atoms in the universe.
01:04:51
Which again, is true, but no software could possibly compute that.
01:04:54
So to work around that, he had to make the information
01:04:56
of those little effects travel outward at a fixed speed
01:04:59
instead of all those reactions happening at once.
01:05:01
However, Amy points out again, we have that limitation in our universe as well.
01:05:05
Information of any kind you can think of, even gravity is confined
01:05:09
by the speed of light.
01:05:10
So, for example,
01:05:11
if the sun were to disappear right now, that would be the galaxy right there.
01:05:15
No way for us to tell.
01:05:17
This means
01:05:18
even our limitations that compute things instantaneously.
01:05:21
There's some sort of limit to things
01:05:23
affecting one another that we don't quite understand.
01:05:25
But what do you think?
01:05:26
Let me know below in the comments and thanks!
01:05:28
It's fun hearing this simulation tried
01:05:31
to be figured out by the by the Sims themselves.
01:05:34
It's it's got to be hilarious for whoever's doing this right?
01:05:40
Again, it'd be like playing The Sims and I'm kind of going,
01:05:42
wait a minute, is there somebody clicking this button and operating me?
01:05:46
Yeah, which sounds completely preposterous,
01:05:48
but when you break it down, it,
01:05:51
it's quite weird, but,
01:05:53
it's also kind of get Ken Jeong yong.
01:05:57
Jeong young. Oh, yeah.
01:06:00
Ken. Ken.
01:06:01
Yeah, that's the Asian name I couldn't remember. Ken.
01:06:03
Yeah.
01:06:08
Oops.
01:06:09
Yep. Here.
01:06:14
It's September 1st.
01:06:16
All righty.
01:06:17
Oh, fuck it is.
01:06:18
It was a trick question.
01:06:21
The tool most important to humanity.
01:06:23
Survival wasn't any of the nine in the box.
01:06:27
Go on.
01:06:28
The most important tool is respect.
01:06:32
Ha gayi.
01:06:37
I knew we were getting somewhere there.
01:06:38
Why are you gay?
01:06:40
Wait, so why so you can't be happy
01:06:43
at the same time as being
01:06:46
whatever he just said?
01:06:51
Oh, I could start playing these now and he leaves.
01:06:53
That's nice. I'll be right back.
01:06:55
I have to go find a new jabber.
01:06:59
And I don't think we opened the show with a prayer like we should.
01:07:02
We're trying to.
01:07:03
We're trying to appease Mrs.
01:07:05
Gary by making it just a little more open to
01:07:10
all religion race.
01:07:12
Before we want to be a gracious God,
01:07:13
we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
01:07:16
Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
01:07:19
for our use, and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
01:07:23
Amen.
01:07:24
I love that you're eating and drinking.
01:07:26
We don't want to bash any religion.
01:07:28
That's that's something Gary would do.
01:07:30
And that's something we're not about.
01:07:37
It's a more accepting.
01:07:38
It's something that I'm not about
01:07:41
in that vein.
01:07:42
Wait till you see the parody today.
01:07:45
It's incredible.
01:07:46
What band?
01:07:49
In the vein of being not whatever the main vein.
01:07:52
Bullshitted.
01:07:55
The main vein is pizza, a sandwich?
01:07:58
Are you hungry? Or you make your sandwich?
01:08:00
If a sandwich. Sandwiches.
01:08:02
What is it?
01:08:02
Was your fix or fucked sandwiches?
01:08:04
Stupid fuck.
01:08:06
Oh, sorry.
01:08:07
That's the wrong I got. I'm sorry.
01:08:08
Me a sandwich?
01:08:09
Oh, well, here.
01:08:12
Made that for me.
01:08:15
That's fucking delicious on a fucking it. You.
01:08:18
I fucking love you. Not.
01:08:21
Come on man, go go go is just almost opening.
01:08:24
I'm getting a lot of this tonight.
01:08:25
You're getting a lot of this.
01:08:26
I'm getting a lot of this. Got a lot of it.
01:08:30
I have never.
01:08:30
Today we're making the LGBTQ plus sandwich, which is a sandwich
01:08:34
based on the BLT, but with a little G and Q plus a couple other things added in.
01:08:39
For fun fact, my fantasy.
01:08:41
Oh hey,
01:08:42
hope everybody enjoyed their Labor Day weekend of their fantasy football drafts.
01:08:45
I'm sure you could draft, just.
01:08:54
I wanted to talk to draw about his team, but apparently he left.
01:08:57
He didn't do the draft.
01:08:59
I, I picked second overall.
01:09:02
I picked Bijan Robinson,
01:09:05
and originally my name was living.
01:09:10
What the fuck was it?
01:09:12
Are you, like, picking players?
01:09:13
Like you own them
01:09:14
or you're picking African players like you fucking are buying them.
01:09:17
Like it's like
01:09:18
there's a group of people that said that about the actual owners of the NFL.
01:09:21
And you realize how ridiculous that sounds when they're white players to
01:09:26
white, there's white slaves.
01:09:29
But I'm getting sidetracked.
01:09:30
So it might my team would name was Living on Borrowed Time
01:09:36
because I have Bijan Robinson and Joe Burrow.
01:09:40
But then I changed it up a little bit and I made it living
01:09:42
goth borrowed time
01:09:45
just so it could be LGBT.
01:09:49
Good measure.
01:09:50
We'll start with those.
01:09:51
I don't care about Steelers your fantasy football team.
01:09:55
No. Exactly.
01:09:57
In that vein, nobody cares about most anything that you care about.
01:10:01
Oh, interesting. Good point.
01:10:03
That's like the that's the greatest lesson you could ever learn.
01:10:06
Nobody cares about you more than you.
01:10:09
Maybe your mom, probably your mom.
01:10:12
But nobody.
01:10:16
Where you just did.
01:10:17
You don't have anywhere to go. You just want to check it.
01:10:20
It's kind of angry.
01:10:22
It is.
01:10:23
It is an angry video.
01:10:24
It is.
01:10:25
I want to know if I
01:10:27
can you put that logo on anything?
01:10:31
No, no, only I
01:10:35
only on vehicles and on, Darth Vader.
01:10:38
I wanted it on the little dancing glass.
01:10:40
So that helps promote.
01:10:42
We shouldn't have any videos out there without some type of choice.
01:10:46
You can go with tough and rugged, crispy water, also known as iceberg lettuce,
01:10:50
because only 10% of it is above water when submerged.
01:10:54
You can also go for something like Boston Black.
01:10:56
Okay, so I think he's making a bunch of gay references that I have.
01:10:59
No, I call that
01:11:01
bib lettuce. Why they call that?
01:11:03
I always called it
01:11:03
leaf lettuce, but it's called bib lettuce because, maybe it's different.
01:11:06
Iceberg lettuce because it sucks.
01:11:09
No, this is an iced leafy.
01:11:10
This is what it's like.
01:11:12
Lettuce. Yeah.
01:11:13
Iceberg is, water.
01:11:16
I like I like the crunch, though.
01:11:18
Romaine is, he's going to merge.
01:11:20
You can also go for something like alternative.
01:11:22
Lettuce is the very center of the just, the iceberg
01:11:27
lettuce is also, like, waxy to me,
01:11:30
like the people that it was born with.
01:11:32
This can also go with them.
01:11:33
There's the winner right there.
01:11:35
That is the. Okay.
01:11:37
I hate to do it.
01:11:38
The one thing. Oh, my. Oh, Rushmore.
01:11:41
Because they are not ranked one through four I'm going to go oh they're not for
01:11:46
we're going to the Mount Rushmore of lettuce.
01:11:49
Romaine is you can't put them on the Mount Rushmore
01:11:52
just because of how influential they are.
01:11:54
Romaine.
01:11:55
Maybe a regular
01:11:58
definitely iceberg, just because it's a staple on my Mount
01:12:00
Rushmore of Bible figures.
01:12:02
And I don't know if this counts as a lettuce,
01:12:04
but it's in every one of my salads.
01:12:05
Spinach, raw spinach.
01:12:08
I all I know was root much more up there, man.
01:12:10
I would I would also accept cabbage
01:12:14
a little bit of cabbage.
01:12:15
That's a secret. Here you go.
01:12:16
Secret to Wendy's side salads
01:12:19
is there is not lettuce.
01:12:23
10 to 110 heads of lettuce.
01:12:25
One cabbage I believe is what we made.
01:12:27
Yeah, we're just not lettuce.
01:12:29
Cabbage is not lettuce.
01:12:32
Well, you know what?
01:12:32
None of these are probably lettuce. Do you understand that?
01:12:34
Those are humans
01:12:35
trying to classify all things that grow into groups that don't exist?
01:12:39
Oh, they're green.
01:12:40
They must all be this. That's how it started.
01:12:42
They're like, wait, this one has seeds on the inside.
01:12:43
This one has seeds on the outside.
01:12:44
Oh. Let's call. Oh, no.
01:12:47
And then there's always exceptions.
01:12:49
Oh they're like, oh, wait a minute.
01:12:50
If you count strawberries that's nothing.
01:12:53
That's why we have different names.
01:12:55
What'd you say? Cabbage isn't lettuce.
01:12:57
I don't know nothing about it, man.
01:13:01
I like the way AI is so catering to humans now.
01:13:04
They don't care about facts. If you ask, I is cabbage lettuce.
01:13:06
They're like. Sure, if you say it is.
01:13:08
I mean, screw the Encyclopedia of the world.
01:13:09
You're the greatest. You're the best ever.
01:13:12
I know South Park just did that joke, but it was.
01:13:15
No, cabbage is not lettuce.
01:13:17
While they are both leafy vegetables, they belong to different plant families
01:13:21
and have distinct characteristics, including texture.
01:13:24
I wish flavor and culinary uses
01:13:28
well.
01:13:29
I would have to say that I guess a cabbage and a Brussels sprout are probably
01:13:32
in the same then, right?
01:13:35
And what else is like cabbage?
01:13:38
The show is, turning into gay cooking.
01:13:41
I can see your voice.
01:13:45
All right.
01:13:45
Anyway, battle hardened lettuce like romaine.
01:13:48
Whatever you choose,
01:13:49
just make sure you put your lettuce on this sandwich parallel to the bread.
01:13:52
Not perpendicular,
01:13:54
or it will be too thick and you'll consume unnecessary oxygen calories.
01:13:58
Also, make sure you're like this. Isn't this where
01:14:01
to the sandwich?
01:14:02
Guacamole is a dip from Mexico made from avocados.
01:14:05
I think it was done by playing a quick game of guacamole.
01:14:08
Then we'll cut these up together.
01:14:09
I don't think they should show most people don't want to do this,
01:14:12
but if you cut open the pit, you can get more.
01:14:14
Go for it out of there.
01:14:16
We'll chop up. Okay? Is that true?
01:14:19
Like, did he just set all that up for a joke?
01:14:25
I don't know, I don't need that horseshit.
01:14:28
I got no more food.
01:14:30
Like my mercado is not Midwestern Americans.
01:14:32
Meat and potatoes
01:14:35
just give me meat and potatoes so I don't eat avocado on toast.
01:14:39
But my daughter mixes it, like, with the salsa type peppers
01:14:43
and shit and makes, guacamole. Awesome.
01:14:46
Makes a good breakfast.
01:14:48
That's what he's doing.
01:14:50
But I've never dude, I don't I think he did.
01:14:52
I think he did this. That's a lot of work to.
01:14:55
And how did he get it in there? He.
01:14:57
Oh, I know what he did. He cut it and then put it in there.
01:14:58
That's an optical illusion.
01:14:59
Let's see if you can get more Glocks.
01:15:01
Open the pit.
01:15:02
You can get more Glock for Cotto out of there.
01:15:04
We'll chop up some onion
01:15:06
and some pickled jalapenos, because every sandwich needs pickles.
01:15:10
We'll mix that together with some lime juice flavor.
01:15:12
Glitter and some pepper, pepper, pepper.
01:15:14
And I think too much cilantro will clash with the rest of this sandwich.
01:15:18
So I'm going to go really easy
01:15:19
and just include around 70 molecules worth of cilantro.
01:15:23
Now I'm going to make the bacon.
01:15:24
And I'm going to use the best method which is baking bacon.
01:15:27
When you stuff this sandwich in your face, you want to make sure
01:15:30
the bacon doesn't tear the whole LGBTQ apart.
01:15:33
So make sure there's no more alcohol inside.
01:15:36
You see, now we're going to slice up our tomatoes.
01:15:39
Much like the lettuce.
01:15:40
You can choose any tomatoes you want according to the internet.
01:15:43
Some great options.
01:15:44
Our early girl beef is German Queen to the sexy
01:15:48
Black Prince, Green Giant or field tomatoes, which come from a field.
01:15:52
And finally, we'll need queso as in cheese could be a slice of queso.
01:15:56
Could be queso fundido or queso blanco or Tex-Mex style queso.
01:16:01
Figure out where you want to be on the queso continuum and just go with it.
01:16:05
I'm going with a boring piece of straight up queso.
01:16:08
Okay, it's spicy Havarti traditional, so it just means cheese or sandwiches.
01:16:11
Sandwiches.
01:16:12
We start by putting our bread into the toaster sandwich.
01:16:15
What makes it sound like it's some of the more complex?
01:16:17
Because it's cheese.
01:16:22
You go with this kind of cheese.
01:16:23
That kind of cheese again.
01:16:25
Oh, shit.
01:16:27
He's making it sound like it's more
01:16:30
complex.
01:16:30
You people seem to know that if you cut open the pit of an avocado,
01:16:34
there's a bit more avocado inside.
01:16:36
Oh. This guy I have to know.
01:16:38
This guy actually talks that this whole time he talks on our show avocado.
01:16:43
I only see this guy doing the construction video stuff because.
01:16:46
Absolutely zero.
01:16:48
Well, he's just wearing a construction middle of a pet.
01:16:50
Holy shit. He actually does his own paws.
01:16:53
It magically emerges
01:16:55
that guy does his own original content,
01:16:57
rather than just Beau guarding other people's content like hardcore 3000 miles.
01:17:00
He's still
01:17:02
feasting on milkweed and wow, this only seen him dressed up in a
01:17:06
in a in a construction outfit and playing other people's construction
01:17:10
videos and going.
01:17:11
And that's the worst reaction he just pastes in whatever.
01:17:16
Oh, it's over here.
01:17:17
Oh it's all yeah, he's only done. He's only done twice.
01:17:19
He did it this way and he did it that way.
01:17:20
And he doesn't do these repeats, which is so weird because I'm surprised
01:17:23
he actually has a voice and like, crazy.
01:17:27
No, I do find them entertaining because I do like fail videos.
01:17:31
And so I like them for the aspect of fail fail videos.
01:17:33
But the asshole who's in between the the shots completely not needed.
01:17:38
They're usually like this.
01:17:39
Yeah. Not needed.
01:17:42
I don't.
01:17:47
Even that was a slightly more.
01:17:49
Yeah.
01:17:49
No, these are all these are all different from the ones he must be evolving.
01:17:53
Shows should evolve like to hope so.
01:17:55
Yeah, that'd be great.
01:17:57
If his show could evolve instead of devolve.
01:18:01
We had commenters and guests.
01:18:04
I had a guest scheduled for tonight,
01:18:06
but he had a scheduling conflict and a topic conflict.
01:18:10
But hopefully he's on next week for a little bit of a reveal.
01:18:15
We may have some inside
01:18:17
baseball for a very large
01:18:21
business that I will not name
01:18:23
that he may be, whistleblowing on some problems.
01:18:27
We didn't learn our lesson from the first business
01:18:29
that we whistleblower with some whistle blew, whistle blowing whistle blow,
01:18:34
whistle blew jumping rope jump roping.
01:18:38
I don't know what I'm saying, but we didn't learn our lesson
01:18:41
by blowing the whistle on the OSHA violations at the plastic shithole.
01:18:47
So we're going to try and take on the largest company in the world
01:18:50
and see how that works out.
01:18:55
That should be fun.
01:18:57
Should it?
01:19:00
Stay hungry or you make your sandwich.
01:19:02
Or if a sandwich.
01:19:04
What is it?
01:19:04
Was your fix or fucked sandwiches?
01:19:06
Stupid fuck.
01:19:09
Three times its original weight
01:19:11
while clapping its fancy wings the whole time.
01:19:15
It's more like two pieces of toast.
01:19:17
We'll take that Glock which will spread out on the bottom.
01:19:20
You can also top the sandwich with Glock or switch every time you make it.
01:19:24
Now we're going to add the bacon.
01:19:25
You want to make sure the bacon goes
01:19:27
between the guacamole and the lettuce, which we'll add next.
01:19:30
Now we'll add our tomatoes.
01:19:31
They're sliced thin
01:19:32
so you don't get the problem of double tomato thickness,
01:19:35
which can cause the sandwich to slide apart.
01:19:37
But remember,
01:19:38
you must coat your tomatoes with flavor glitter to fully bring out their taste.
01:19:42
And this is also a flavor.
01:19:43
Kickstarter is a gateway.
01:19:45
And now I'm going to add the queso.
01:19:47
And then we're back to the bread. But there's one more thing.
01:19:49
And it's called mayo.
01:19:51
And it's not just because of my genetics.
01:19:53
I mean, obviously I'm a one quarter French person
01:19:56
so naturally predisposed to enjoying Mayo since is part of my heritage.
01:20:00
But there's just a symbiosis between bacon, tomato and mayo
01:20:03
that cannot be ignored.
01:20:04
This is not the time to deny yourself that pleasure.
01:20:07
And there we have the LGBTQ sandwich.
01:20:13
So I get it.
01:20:13
So it's an LGB BLT, but he switched it around to make it fit.
01:20:18
But it looks like it's a BLT with some pepper jack cheese to me.
01:20:24
Oh, and somebody walk.
01:20:25
Which yeah, but not with the Glock.
01:20:27
I like walk on chips but not Yeah, BLT.
01:20:32
My only issue is that you didn't stand at the doorway and go, here you go.
01:20:36
At the end of it. That's,
01:20:38
You know what? It's not of us.
01:20:40
Now it's time to get a grip and ram this LGBTQ plus down everybody's throat.
01:20:45
Who you. Well see, at least we got pun.
01:20:48
We got that.
01:20:48
But he instead said he's going to ram this.
01:20:51
That's a good gay pun.
01:20:53
Is that gay?
01:20:54
I guess if a guy saying it. Oh, no.
01:20:56
A guy could be saying it to a girl.
01:20:57
But yeah, it c again, context
01:21:01
matters and text is king.
01:21:05
There's no other sandwich videos. What happen.
01:21:07
We usually get sandwich videos.
01:21:08
Good thing we have this little batch of delicious, tasty, meaty,
01:21:12
turkey filled, cold cut combo.
01:21:18
Oh like over there.
01:21:23
Can you tell me why it went over there all of a sudden?
01:21:25
I don't know, fuck off. I know dude,
01:21:28
safe. Up and up.
01:21:29
I'm a big.
01:21:33
That sounded German.
01:21:34
And I'm gonna have you.
01:21:38
I don't know nothing about it, man.
01:21:40
I don't know, man.
01:21:42
I don't fucking know.
01:21:52
Order!
01:21:53
Do you?
01:21:57
Take my team.
01:21:58
Well, I never.
01:22:03
She's
01:22:04
going to have, like, a lot of varicose veins in those titties in no time.
01:22:10
What's the that goes?
01:22:12
I think you can only get very close.
01:22:13
Veins in your leg.
01:22:16
No, no.
01:22:21
That was me.
01:22:21
I was eating my grandma's titties.
01:22:23
I'm sorry.
01:22:25
I never.
01:22:28
Did you say you wanted to see my grandma's titties?
01:22:32
Oh, damn it, I'm on my own time.
01:22:34
That's how you know I never still know for sure, you know?
01:22:38
Tell me.
01:22:41
Just shut up.
01:22:42
There's already varicose veins in that shit.
01:22:45
What do you think of that?
01:22:47
I don't there's I think there's
01:22:50
total varicose veins.
01:22:53
Yeah, but that just means that there's blood going to them,
01:22:55
and they're warm and soft, and I mean, so varicose veins.
01:22:59
And then there's a sort of there's no showing like a bunch of BS
01:23:02
or some shit right there. There's no veins showing.
01:23:04
They're not big enough.
01:23:09
You like the obnoxiously large titties or those look,
01:23:13
no, I mean yes and no.
01:23:17
What am I supposed to say here?
01:23:19
That's what my answer is.
01:23:24
You're supposed to say fuck me sideways and deal with it.
01:23:27
Oh. Oh, that me like God.
01:23:30
Oh my God, what part?
01:23:35
Geez, I can't answer is no
01:23:38
smashing in the windshield might.
01:23:40
I'm worried about Monday.
01:23:42
When is Gary showing back up?
01:23:44
Stay hungry or you make your sandwich.
01:23:46
Or if a sandwich says what is it with your fix or fuck sandwiches?
01:23:50
Stupid fuck.
01:23:52
You hungry for a sandwich?
01:23:55
I'm worried about Monday.
01:23:58
I figured I'd go with a gay one.
01:23:59
Hold on.
01:24:00
This is a sandwich.
01:24:04
This is a gay one.
01:24:06
She's grabbing her.
01:24:07
She's wrapping wieners. It's not.
01:24:09
I mean, it doesn't help.
01:24:11
I mean, what about it? Is gay to you?
01:24:14
Just curious.
01:24:15
Asking for a friend.
01:24:17
Asking for a wife?
01:24:18
Just curious about how this is gay.
01:24:21
Or hot dog?
01:24:23
Have you ever seen anybody to.
01:24:24
It's pretty good.
01:24:25
I've never seen anyone spread butter with a fucking cake batter.
01:24:29
Fucking spreader. Do you do?
01:24:32
She doesn't have time to use a knife.
01:24:34
Okay. No mustard. What?
01:24:37
Oh, gross.
01:24:39
Ketchup.
01:24:41
Mustard is like the worst condiment in the world.
01:24:43
Now, how are you supposed to eat that?
01:24:45
That's just going to follow
01:24:47
yo, yo,
01:24:49
what does she live?
01:24:50
Where does this bitch live?
01:24:51
Because she's always on this beachside balcony.
01:24:56
I don't.
01:24:56
I think if we check, that's crossing a line
01:25:00
I'm sure somebody has already figured out.
01:25:02
Just scroll the comments.
01:25:04
No, there's.
01:25:06
I'm sure everyone's just thinking about how a hot dog is,
01:25:09
which they call that a Chicago dog.
01:25:14
A Chicano man.
01:25:15
And she made that today.
01:25:18
Really?
01:25:21
Well, she's on vacation.
01:25:23
No, she's a that's I think she's always there.
01:25:26
She's always beachside.
01:25:27
Well, she's a fucking big money maker.
01:25:29
Oh, fuck you fuck yourself, you fucking pretentious fucking beachside cunt.
01:25:34
Wow. What?
01:25:35
I was just beachside all weekend,
01:25:36
and I'm about to be beachside again on weekend, see?
01:25:40
And they're non rental properties.
01:25:41
It's actually.
01:25:43
What does that mean I don't know you're saying you don't do you.
01:25:48
You do you own them. It's called white.
01:25:49
It's called white privilege.
01:25:50
Yeah.
01:25:51
It's called when your family works hard
01:25:54
and then you also work hard.
01:25:56
I don't think that's a privilege.
01:25:57
I think that's a reward in like.
01:25:59
Yeah, I think that's just called working hard.
01:26:00
I dare you to say working hard, white reward.
01:26:05
Why? You just said it,
01:26:07
I know, and I'll probably get canceled for it.
01:26:10
That's cool.
01:26:10
You'll get fired.
01:26:11
I want white privilege.
01:26:15
All right, so that should be good for here.
01:26:18
We should do a deer flag.
01:26:20
I got choking, I got places to kiss.
01:26:23
Choking? Yeah, I got choking.
01:26:26
You got places to kiss. Did you not hear me?
01:26:28
I have the longest world record on screen.
01:26:31
Kiss.
01:26:33
Wait a minute,
01:26:34
wait a minute, though.
01:26:39
That's not at all appealing.
01:26:43
Sounds like you need to oil that motor.
01:26:47
No, I just need to grind my little spoiler alert.
01:26:50
The, longest world record on screen kiss is by same thing.
01:26:54
I won't say which
01:26:57
on screen, like in a porno, right?
01:26:58
I'm assuming.
01:27:00
No, it's on regular network TV.
01:27:04
No one wants to see an A dude and a chick kiss for a very long time.
01:27:07
They only want to see two chicks.
01:27:08
Guess and so I'm assuming it's a lesbian kiss, because why wouldn't it be?
01:27:12
No one wants to see two dudes kiss.
01:27:15
No one wants to see a chick in the dude kiss.
01:27:17
Everyone wants to see two chicks.
01:27:19
I'm sorry. Did you see a chicken and a dude kiss?
01:27:22
No, but I do have a chicken.
01:27:24
Do you? I chicken just one chicken.
01:27:27
Let's.
01:27:27
It's not a chicken attack, but a chicken that closely would appear to be my
01:27:31
freeze up chicken. Got,
01:27:36
chicken that
01:27:37
I won't let you I back and for the first to play.
01:27:42
Sam, I love town. Let's go get more chicken.
01:27:46
I thought you didn't go.
01:27:50
God. Yeah.
01:27:50
You know, and that's long.
01:27:55
Why is there no sound?
01:27:57
I kept thinking I'd end up scrambled so I could produce me.
01:28:00
Right.
01:28:01
But then I spent 20 nights inside a month.
01:28:04
I was so tired, and I was wrong that
01:28:07
I was a chicken growing strong
01:28:11
and chicken
01:28:13
turns.
01:28:15
That said,
01:28:18
I've got all my life to live. And I got.
01:28:22
That woman sucks.
01:28:23
It's thing, by the way.
01:28:25
And Coast Guard, we're thinking we can't.
01:28:29
What are you thinking about?
01:28:33
We are thinking we are sick.
01:28:35
Hello,
01:28:38
bro. And Coast Guard.
01:28:41
We are thinking we keep.
01:28:43
What are you thinking about me?
01:28:47
We are thinking we stop. Okay?
01:28:50
They're thinking or thinking is thinking.
01:28:53
It's hard to tell because, you know, they're German. Who?
01:28:56
I thought they were Chinese.
01:28:57
Asian?
01:29:02
Well, here's my boy, Jay.
01:29:03
Chris,
01:29:04
I wish a chicken would just hold a why I crossed the road press conference
01:29:09
and end this madness.
01:29:14
Sweet.
01:29:15
Really? Wasn't that funny? I, to be honest.
01:29:18
He's way funnier than that.
01:29:19
And some of these, I think he's just trying to do,
01:29:21
He's trying to hit a note like that old dude that you were playing the
01:29:27
G look like this.
01:29:28
I think he's trying to do that because that's.
01:29:29
He keeps just redoing these, and I get it.
01:29:32
But he's way better than that. He's.
01:29:33
He does executive production
01:29:34
on actual television shows, and I don't know why he needs to do it.
01:29:37
I better be myself.
01:29:39
Frees up chicken,
01:29:42
but, yeah.
01:29:45
I can actually call him right now.
01:29:47
I just would rather not.
01:29:49
Who knows if he pick up?
01:29:51
Well, he's on the West Coast, so it's several.
01:29:53
It's earlier.
01:29:55
He gives out his phone number and you can't.
01:29:56
He gives out his phone number and you can text them whatever you want.
01:29:59
I typically don't, and I have in the past.
01:30:02
He knows who I am.
01:30:03
But, it would be really weird
01:30:07
because I don't know, I'm, like,
01:30:08
especially cold calling somebody on the air that is on me.
01:30:12
Like you.
01:30:12
She was a comedian. Yeah, right.
01:30:13
She kind of give him though, because he does podcasts anyway.
01:30:15
No, I mean, he would just go, oh, okay.
01:30:19
He would know who I am.
01:30:20
I would explain to him a couple things and you go, oh, yeah, you.
01:30:24
Yeah. What he would say.
01:30:25
Yeah. Yeah.
01:30:27
Very specifically
01:30:30
it was a give me too much time.
01:30:33
So I just oh,
01:30:36
oh is this for me.
01:30:37
Oh oh my.
01:30:40
Everything's for you.
01:30:41
Yeah we do for us.
01:30:44
Oh, wow.
01:30:45
Thanks for reminding me that I have this because I thought I forgot.
01:30:48
Oh, no.
01:30:49
Oh, I was like, wait, who's getting there?
01:30:52
Oh yeah. It's me.
01:30:52
I got his say Labrador, and you're in desperate.
01:30:55
Need a souvenir?
01:30:56
But look no further.
01:30:57
Welcome to the Northern Lights.
01:30:59
We have everything.
01:31:00
I'm not kidding.
01:31:01
We have everything. Need a bath?
01:31:03
We got it last night.
01:31:05
We got that to worry to Baxter to try to take Labrador again.
01:31:09
Don't be.
01:31:09
We got enough ammo in there to start small war and finish it too.
01:31:13
Let's go back. What are you going to do, fight us?
01:31:15
Read a history book? The fights don't fight.
01:31:17
We've got camping, hunting, fishing.
01:31:20
I can tell the way she's talking.
01:31:21
Not only does she smoke, but she does not have most of her teeth.
01:31:24
Did supplies.
01:31:26
We got blow up, doll.
01:31:27
What else could you want?
01:31:29
We sell t shirts too.
01:31:31
What? We're selling t shirts now.
01:31:33
Come on down to Northern Lights.
01:31:35
We got everything. You need a seat?
01:31:37
You need to go. You need it. Have you ever found your.
01:31:41
Do they have gays?
01:31:42
Oh, wait, I think I said that wrong.
01:31:43
I broke the rules.
01:31:46
I, I mean, they better off gays because otherwise that's pretty off topic.
01:31:51
If they don't.
01:32:00
All right.
01:32:00
Going right through this chicken sandwich, just go chicken.
01:32:06
I think we'll save the choking in the kiss.
01:32:08
What, is Gary here?
01:32:09
What did Gary even provide?
01:32:10
I feel like you didn't post as many links, but maybe you did.
01:32:12
No, no, no, no, like I normally do.
01:32:15
Labor day weekend. No, there was nothing.
01:32:16
I mean, yeah, there was some. But the links every day vacation.
01:32:19
He didn't look like he went somewhere. His wife went somewhere.
01:32:21
He didn't go anywhere.
01:32:22
No way. Is this the truth?
01:32:25
No. It's typical.
01:32:26
It's just what typically happens I don't do.
01:32:28
I don't mind that I.
01:32:29
My wife goes on, went on a cruise, I didn't go.
01:32:31
I wouldn't mind that either if I was married to her.
01:32:36
Mrs. Gary.
01:32:36
Right.
01:32:36
You're not saying that about my wife, you son of a bitch.
01:32:39
I mean, I don't know nothing about your wife.
01:32:41
You don't even know my way out. That's why.
01:32:44
I mean, honestly, if I had to guess, if I had to choose based on just,
01:32:47
I don't know, doing a podcast and not doing a podcast,
01:32:51
I would bet that I'd rather have your wife than Gary's.
01:32:53
I don't know.
01:32:56
Yeah, she won't be on the show.
01:32:58
I want her to be on the show, but she doesn't.
01:32:59
She'd be a really good bass.
01:33:01
Bass? This all off of podcasting?
01:33:02
I'd rather have your wife.
01:33:07
That's like,
01:33:09
did I better?
01:33:10
I was going to say something, but I don't know.
01:33:12
Do you have that, that Snoop Dog fiasco?
01:33:17
Oh, no, I know it.
01:33:18
There was so much about it.
01:33:19
Oh, this is a long week. You know what?
01:33:21
I like not having work so much at the end of the week. Off,
01:33:25
but it was the end of the month, so I worked my ass off the beginning with.
01:33:27
This is a long week.
01:33:29
It's going to start over tomorrow for me anyway.
01:33:33
Do you have it or were you just teasing?
01:33:35
I thought I had the actual video of him.
01:33:37
Oh, maybe there is comment here from him, but he commented on some,
01:33:42
some gay stuff.
01:33:43
Yeah. Yeah.
01:33:44
Right.
01:33:44
So he obviously has children and, you know, knowing him, he's a
01:33:48
an amazing father.
01:33:49
Would you say average in his career? Well, it's
01:33:53
kind of a joke because he's black.
01:33:55
And, that statistic was a stereotype of the stereotype.
01:33:58
Children.
01:33:59
Yeah, there's a stereotype and a statistic that you could point to, but.
01:34:03
So what you meant to say, shockingly, he's with his children.
01:34:06
Shockingly, scared to go to the movies over gay kids and light year.
01:34:11
So I don't know if that's exactly what.
01:34:13
Yeah, that's a bit of an overstatement. It's a bit of a stretch, right?
01:34:16
Because it's Snoop Dogg. He's like, he might care to shit.
01:34:18
Yeah, murder was the case that they gave me.
01:34:20
I ain't scared of shit.
01:34:22
Snoop Dogg is scared to go to the movies, quote unquote.
01:34:25
So apparently that's whatever.
01:34:27
And it's not based because of weed.
01:34:28
It's not weed based paranoia.
01:34:31
Is that what somebody said,
01:34:33
or did you this is based on.
01:34:34
No, this is what I'm reading from, Amazon and this.
01:34:38
Yeah.
01:34:38
This is the Amazon writer.
01:34:39
Apparently he thinks he's are
01:34:42
the 20:22 a.m.
01:34:44
an animated story Lightyear.
01:34:46
Specifically the three year old movie's representation of lesbian moms.
01:34:49
What you see is what you see, and they're pulling what you see,
01:34:52
what you see, what you see.
01:34:53
They pull in, doing terrible Snoop Dogg impersonation.
01:34:57
You know, there's a saying it.
01:35:00
Yeah, right there is. And it's probably right here.
01:35:02
Except you gotta wait three, two, one last.
01:35:07
Same you, master.
01:35:10
No, it's just the. Yeah.
01:35:11
They're not going to show it. Yeah, it's it's going to be fucking shitty. Like,
01:35:15
are you on the independent.
01:35:18
No, I'm on Amazon. I had a fucking.
01:35:19
There was a I saw a video of it, but oh, it's like as
01:35:22
soon as you'll have it because you must have never locked up.
01:35:26
Oh here it is.
01:35:27
I don't know, but Entertainment Tonight,
01:35:30
of course he apologizes,
01:35:32
but, so this is.
01:35:33
He did not.
01:35:35
That's what they said. They claimed.
01:35:37
Now, Snoop himself has issued somewhat
01:35:39
something of an apology to his fans in a comment on Instagram.
01:35:42
I was just caught off guard and had no answer for my grandsons, he wrote.
01:35:46
Oh, my gay friends know what's up.
01:35:48
They've been calling me with love.
01:35:50
My bad for not knowing the answers for a six year old.
01:35:53
Teach me how to learn. I'm not perfect.
01:35:56
All my gay friends. Yeah.
01:35:58
So what was also the person who created the
01:36:01
this lesbian fucktard or transgender or whatever?
01:36:04
So I hold on, why did it just change the.
01:36:08
So I have no idea why you're lesbians.
01:36:10
In 2018, I was a writer at Pixar.
01:36:12
Such a cool place. Grateful to work there.
01:36:14
I learned a ton from kind and impressive creatives
01:36:19
as we wrote early versions of what became like, you're a key character,
01:36:22
needed a partner, and it was so natural to write, he instead of a he.
01:36:26
Why was that natural?
01:36:27
The whole order of science
01:36:30
and prolonged and, human activity.
01:36:34
She left a case that should only be a man in the female.
01:36:36
Let me fill in the blank there.
01:36:38
It was a natural progression for my thought process of how
01:36:42
I could advance my agenda.
01:36:44
It made me feel comfortable.
01:36:46
So that's all that mattered, right?
01:36:47
I was as small and, as as small as that detail is in the film.
01:36:54
I knew the representational effect could have it could have small line,
01:36:59
but it was that much elated they kept it.
01:37:03
I'm proud of it. To infinity. Love is love.
01:37:06
Yeah,
01:37:07
it's just one of them off.
01:37:11
So, I mean, I get the art.
01:37:12
So the argument could say, well, why do we have to show couples at all?
01:37:16
What's your argument to that?
01:37:18
Because okay, we can't show man in a show men and women. Why?
01:37:21
Why would they show a man and woman then like you're just
01:37:25
exactly what I said.
01:37:26
Because she found it a way she wrote.
01:37:28
She was like, I'm the writer.
01:37:29
I can steer this.
01:37:31
I think writers have creative license to express what's in their own brain, right?
01:37:34
Their own bias, obviously.
01:37:36
Typically that's what happens.
01:37:37
Yeah, yeah. And she was like, sweet.
01:37:39
It'll probably get cut, but I'll try it. And then they kept it.
01:37:41
She was excited.
01:37:42
But see the it's not necessary.
01:37:45
Like you said, they don't need to show it with a man
01:37:46
or a woman or a woman or woman. I didn't see that movie.
01:37:48
Was it critical to the backstory or the movie at all,
01:37:51
or was it just put in there like most of the shit they do when I say they,
01:37:54
I mean, Disney, I don't know, like I don't remember, like,
01:37:59
like the.
01:37:59
So Aladdin. Right.
01:38:01
That was a big movie when I was a kid, but like, he was going after the princess.
01:38:04
It was a man and woman, right?
01:38:05
The Lion King,
01:38:08
I don't know if they fully harped on like
01:38:11
man woman, but the later lovely
01:38:14
man they did man until later, Lion King.
01:38:17
They did because Simba had to have a mate.
01:38:19
And then they introduce a girl.
01:38:22
But that's just the natural order of things.
01:38:25
That's how you have children, you know what I mean?
01:38:27
Like there's no intro, veto, fertilization
01:38:30
and having a surrogate in the fucking Lion Kingdom, you know what I mean?
01:38:33
Like that's the. That's not like
01:38:36
it doesn't exist in nature.
01:38:39
It only exists in science because apparently it does.
01:38:43
I mean, I guess it does now because we're nature now.
01:38:46
I mean, there's cases where they just
01:38:49
grow whatever genitals they need or they have sex with themselves or.
01:38:53
Yeah, those are weird, like amoebas and like earthworms.
01:38:56
That's why not eel.
01:39:00
I think the eel grows its genitalia. Then.
01:39:02
Then let's talk about that in the Pixar movie.
01:39:04
Let's do an eel Pixar movie, and then that'll actually make sense
01:39:08
because it'll be based on science.
01:39:10
Well, and so Snoop Dogg, I can I be critical on the other side for a moment.
01:39:14
I like she's a woman is a wizard.
01:39:16
Just because I argue from a devil's advocate
01:39:18
point of view does not mean I share these point of views.
01:39:19
But Snoop Dogg couldn't.
01:39:21
You just said they adopted and moved on.
01:39:24
I mean, why was it such a big deal?
01:39:26
I think you're kind of using this a little after the fact for some other reason.
01:39:29
That's a counter agenda,
01:39:32
which is the counter agenda is very clear right now.
01:39:34
It's weird that the counterculture is opposite of what the counterculture was.
01:39:37
When I was growing up
01:39:39
learning the word
01:39:39
gay, you know, being like a counter, not so much a counter.
01:39:43
It's just confusing.
01:39:45
And again, the reason I'm even here against it, his point of view
01:39:49
is that look at his daughter and be like, I don't know where the baby came from.
01:39:52
You know, that's weird. They must be.
01:39:54
I don't duh does not compute.
01:39:56
And he just short circuited.
01:39:58
I'll take my grandson to see,
01:40:02
it's super quiet.
01:40:03
But, like, I think a cheeky.
01:40:07
We're not super, I'm kidding.
01:40:11
And, like, if she had a baby with a woman,
01:40:19
so I guess that it's not so much the lady, the woman couple.
01:40:22
It's not so much a women being a couple.
01:40:24
The chick already knows that two women can't have a baby.
01:40:27
It's not so much.
01:40:28
Oh, there's two women having a relationship.
01:40:31
I didn't realize that. That's what that was like.
01:40:33
I thought it was just, oh, two women were in a household together,
01:40:35
and the kid was like, oh, how come there's two moms?
01:40:38
No, this is like, just science.
01:40:40
Wait, there's two moms and they have a baby.
01:40:43
How is that even possible?
01:40:44
The kid is fucking smart as shit.
01:40:47
They had a donor.
01:40:48
Yeah, but it's smarter than most adults because they're both.
01:40:51
They're like, this isn't possible.
01:40:52
And meanwhile, the adults are like, yes, it is, it is, it is.
01:40:55
Well, it is because you can adopt.
01:40:57
You can have a donor sperm and egg, you know.
01:40:59
No, because she's pregnant right here.
01:41:00
She's showing she's touching her stomach surrogate.
01:41:03
There's so many different. Wait, wait, what?
01:41:05
Yeah, she's pregnant.
01:41:06
So she is a part of a Buzz Lightyear movie to infinity and beyond.
01:41:10
It's supposed to be like a fucking
01:41:13
while, like
01:41:14
Western slash space exploration, slash toys and kids.
01:41:18
The fuck are we doing here?
01:41:20
Why is her character that's pregnant?
01:41:22
The a whole story in itself.
01:41:23
Disney has crashed themselves trying to get this is a Pixar.
01:41:27
This is Pixar, sir.
01:41:28
It says Disney Pixar sir.
01:41:29
I know they bought Pixar, but yeah, I'm just you know, anything
01:41:33
that's under that umbrella, they have control.
01:41:35
Pixar was probably great until it was Disney, Pixar
01:41:37
or like every fucking else thing that they touch.
01:41:43
And like, why did they write it into this show?
01:41:46
What a woman. Oh,
01:41:50
I didn't come here for this.
01:41:51
They put it everywhere. What?
01:41:52
I'm thirsty. Boy. Big snoop deal.
01:41:54
Double team Snoop catch.
01:41:56
I just I'm a little disappointed in his parenting.
01:41:58
You're going to come across it harder to explain than that out in the public
01:42:02
real world motherfucker.
01:42:03
His shock it it's just that he said it's the like there's chaos.
01:42:06
And he's like, I gotta explain this shit, man. From the 2022 films.
01:42:10
He just he
01:42:10
ends his story at, oh, I hope he said
01:42:13
grandson in the middle of the movie like Papa Snoop.
01:42:16
Why you have a baby with a woman.
01:42:18
She's a woman. Oh,
01:42:21
I didn't come here for this.
01:42:22
Just came was a goddamn movie.
01:42:24
Hey, man, watch the movie.
01:42:26
Even the kids know better.
01:42:28
You know, it's like it. Like this.
01:42:29
I'm scared to go to the movies, man.
01:42:31
Like y'all thought me society would blame Snoop Dogg for the brainwashing them
01:42:35
with this, you know, old way that the picks on
01:42:38
you reinstated it threw me for a loop.
01:42:41
These are kids that we have to show that at this age, like that, that point.
01:42:47
But you also have to teach them that there are so many varieties
01:42:50
of everything in the world that you have to show
01:42:53
some type of tolerance, even if it doesn't make sense.
01:42:57
It it's got two arguments,
01:42:58
and I don't know how you feel about it because I understand both sides of it.
01:43:01
But what they're doing is they're indoctrinating the children
01:43:05
in order for them to to be normalized by the time they're older.
01:43:09
That way, when they're older things can it's going to be it's
01:43:14
even. That's what I feel like,
01:43:16
even though Snoop has a right to do it, more so than Pixar,
01:43:19
he's doing the same thing with his ideals.
01:43:22
And I mean, I hope people argue that parents have a right
01:43:25
to brainwash their kids and their wrong beliefs, Christianity or whatever.
01:43:28
But fill in the blank
01:43:30
like the that's why I don't like when it comes to like,
01:43:32
the amount of racism that's out there.
01:43:34
I don't necessarily fully believe that it's out there as much as people entail,
01:43:37
because the era that I grew up in, we we worshiped,
01:43:42
you know, hip hop was a it was a big thing.
01:43:45
Like, I was I'm tall, like, we all played basketball.
01:43:48
Like it was all of our favorite things
01:43:51
were were African-American for the most part.
01:43:54
Like, honestly, like not like 70 plus percent of things that I enjoyed
01:43:59
as a kid were from black act artists and comedians like, get it?
01:44:05
Actors and sports people.
01:44:07
I've got nothing.
01:44:08
But I think I maybe have one white person basketball jersey.
01:44:12
I have maybe 20 total or yeah, Jason Williams that you.
01:44:17
That's just the odds in the the spectrum of the league.
01:44:20
They're mostly.
01:44:21
No. I think it's just the time I grew up, honestly.
01:44:27
Do you have a Snoop Dogg jersey?
01:44:29
What team is he.
01:44:31
No, I no,
01:44:33
he's on the show.
01:44:34
There's a there's a visit with a visit.
01:44:35
Just there's a it says LGBTQ and there's a T up there and I can
01:44:40
you back it up a second because I'm, it's like in my brain
01:44:44
is that for just a tiny bit.
01:44:46
Is that a woman or a man?
01:44:47
They're going I don't know. Yeah.
01:44:50
They are going to ask. I don't have the answer.
01:44:52
What do you tell? Is that a 101?
01:44:55
That's a woman. Okay. I'm sorry. Woman.
01:45:00
She some work done.
01:45:00
Pricing Botox, Botox and eyebrows are fake.
01:45:04
Snoop. What's the woman criticism.
01:45:06
Any woman I see with, like, just a little too much makeup on.
01:45:08
Now, I always question if it's science.
01:45:10
Another chiming in with being afraid of gay parents in movies is crazy.
01:45:15
And this reply he was probably he while watching the movie.
01:45:18
No. Yeah, no shit is
01:45:21
like that's an insult. Like do.
01:45:23
Oh, we agree it's a learned behavior.
01:45:26
He's probably more comfortable saying face.
01:45:27
Hi, I'd be fine with that.
01:45:29
To return to the Voice in September has three grown children with his wife
01:45:33
of nearly 30 years, Shante, one son, other
01:45:36
relationship and ten The Ticket.
01:45:39
The guy that asked the question was pretty popular
01:45:42
and, so two women all start off the same way.
01:45:46
Like, I hate it.
01:45:47
He has a mask on, kind of like distant from I know, right.
01:45:50
Got to earn their trust in their love.
01:45:51
I mean, he was in a hospital, so I guess maybe it was okay.
01:45:54
Maybe it wasn't related in the business of love and showing love
01:45:56
and show on how to be parents, grandparents.
01:45:58
And, you know, not that we perfect or that we don't make mistakes,
01:46:01
but just giving an example of what it's supposed to look like.
01:46:07
Bada bing, bada boom.
01:46:09
So parents are not super mad. Parents are not perfect.
01:46:12
But I think it's perfectly okay to share a story like that,
01:46:14
a vulnerability or mistakes, because I think he made a mistake if he
01:46:18
we don't know what he did, if he explained
01:46:21
there's other ways to have babies
01:46:23
that are not quite as natural or as traditional.
01:46:27
So I've got, I just I pulled it off.
01:46:29
But we'll save it for runbook as we make a flag.
01:46:31
But Ben Shapiro steak and,
01:46:36
That and since he's religious, I'm always curious as to, the religious side of
01:46:41
the game is the religious side of the game is pretty much, no,
01:46:46
no, he's a very specific type of religious side, though.
01:46:51
Yeah.
01:46:55
Some may argue, though
01:46:56
some may argue that it's more of a state than a religion at this point.
01:47:00
It's more of like, a book of lies.
01:47:05
We will.
01:47:06
That's the first thing we'll do on Rumble.
01:47:07
I think if we go, I don't care. We can do it here.
01:47:10
It's big now.
01:47:10
We don't have to because it may still get flagged.
01:47:14
I got three options.
01:47:15
I'm going to do the lyrical one,
01:47:17
even though there is a video that's pulled like
01:47:20
so the vivo has like their their video up or whatever
01:47:23
it he has like that main video up for staying alive.
01:47:26
And then there's also some random entity
01:47:29
that has like 4K version, which really isn't a 4K version at all.
01:47:33
They just kind of ran it through some shitty upscaler
01:47:35
that did nothing at all other than zooming in a little bit.
01:47:38
Yeah.
01:47:39
Turns one pixel into a the same extent.
01:47:42
Yeah.
01:47:44
And so, they had it posted and they weren't flagged at all.
01:47:47
So I don't know. I don't know.
01:47:50
Well yeah, I mean.
01:47:54
You're right.
01:47:54
That, dumb kid who, was walking on that fucking
01:47:58
monorail thing.
01:48:01
You got to be more specific.
01:48:02
Wasn't an India.
01:48:04
No, it was in Pennsylvania. No.
01:48:12
But there was some kid.
01:48:13
I don't know exactly if the monorail was still going.
01:48:15
That was like, maybe it seemed like people were freaking over.
01:48:17
I don't know how we got a bad kid.
01:48:20
How the fuck do you even get up there?
01:48:21
But, a segment brought to you by, well, just
01:48:24
you're watching the moment that stopped pass, Pennsylvania.
01:48:28
Oh, sorry. I got a young child. Hi.
01:48:30
I thought they closed Hershey frozen in fear after he found his way onto the like.
01:48:34
Everyone's yelling at him, and I don't know if
01:48:36
he was saying in a statement a young child was experiencing
01:48:40
and screaming in a panic while our team was actively searching for the child.
01:48:44
What do you do?
01:48:45
Is anyone on the ground as well?
01:48:47
We're trying to put the kids like, wait, which way? Left, right?
01:48:50
He's like, he starts going the wrong way.
01:48:51
And they're like, no, no, no. Like it's a fucking like a sudden.
01:48:54
It's like wrestling can the price is right.
01:48:56
So 295 three doing number three.
01:48:59
Right. Higher higher no.
01:49:02
Lower lower lower. Yes.
01:49:05
Hersheypark.
01:49:05
Adding the ride was closed and safeguarded by a chained closure at the entrance
01:49:09
and she's like, too good.
01:49:11
It wasn't like we had a fucking sign once inside the park.
01:49:14
Says he kids, parents.
01:49:15
It's like, first and foremost, it.
01:49:17
Now he's so much
01:49:20
like, well, no, I lost my child at Disney.
01:49:23
It happens.
01:49:23
Yeah.
01:49:23
Let's see the pointing and the track and yeah, this guy says he saves them.
01:49:27
I don't know why this guy picked them up when he should have just to help
01:49:30
kept the incident after an accident.
01:49:32
Thinking becomes just like he gets a reward.
01:49:35
He gets a smelly man who drowned in a wave pool.
01:49:38
Oh, this is for that.
01:49:39
So I was almost going to pull this story up, but it didn't seem too interesting.
01:49:42
Just a girl drowning in a wave pool.
01:49:44
Same fucking place just a month ago, lingering
01:49:46
after an accidental death at the park just last month.
01:49:49
I always wanted everything they close. Who drowned her?
01:49:52
She isn't even there anymore. It doesn't smell like chocolate.
01:49:54
They don't make Hershey there anymore.
01:49:56
Right?
01:49:57
So I love the wave pool, but they left the destination.
01:50:01
They left the amusement park. That's just weird.
01:50:04
First time I went to Georgia, we went to this place.
01:50:06
That was a sweet ass wave pool.
01:50:07
And it was like, the fucking coolest thing ever.
01:50:09
Only problem was, there was a bunch of bastard
01:50:11
kids, like, you could go get an inner tube.
01:50:15
But then I was a kid, too. At the time.
01:50:16
You could go get an inner tube,
01:50:17
but for some reason these dipshits wouldn't get inner tube
01:50:19
and they go in the wave pool, and then they want an inner tube.
01:50:22
And so they like the second you would like dive next to your inner tube.
01:50:26
They try to grab it and it's like, well, no, I'm still like, that's mine.
01:50:29
Like I'm still using it.
01:50:30
So what we would do is we like, put our head
01:50:32
inside of the inner tube slightly and they'd come up
01:50:34
and try to grab our inner tube just to fuck with them,
01:50:36
because these are just a bunch of scavenger fuck faces.
01:50:38
It is quite true story.
01:50:40
I worked at a fucking water park and we would always
01:50:42
say how many people are in the park and they'd be like 500.
01:50:44
We make sure there was 450 fucking inner tubes for everyone
01:50:47
just so that were happen. We called it
01:50:49
Inner Tube musical chairs.
01:50:51
A Hersheypark spokesperson said.
01:50:53
They were telling me if I can look at the time of the incident, oh,
01:50:58
lifeguards on the boardwalk.
01:50:59
Investigators later,
01:51:01
when my family wants to go on the lazy river, it's paying fucking 80 bucks
01:51:04
and you want to spend two hours on one fucking nothing.
01:51:07
The amusement park and attraction
01:51:08
industry and says safety has only improved the last two decades.
01:51:12
Injuries
01:51:14
went down by 51% and the.
01:51:17
You see, this is good news.
01:51:18
Yeah. What's your fucking problem, dude? It was way worse.
01:51:21
That says overall, the vast majority of incidents that do take place
01:51:25
are a result of this.
01:51:26
Not following park rules course.
01:51:28
That one was for a lifetime.
01:51:30
So hang on, what is it? I'm learning of cheer
01:51:34
if I can.
01:51:34
If I need a whole.
01:51:35
We need the whole video there because that.
01:51:37
Yeah, but dude, what they just said.
01:51:39
You can't blame the idiots in the park.
01:51:41
You need to corral them better.
01:51:43
Or do better, do better.
01:51:45
Build a website you love.
01:51:48
Yeah.
01:51:49
I mean, it's part of their I mean, if they allowed it to happen at the start,
01:51:53
I want to see this whole fucking video.
01:51:57
Oh, they blur out the kid.
01:51:58
Everyone else show the kid.
01:51:59
Come on now, fuck off.
01:52:01
And he's thinking make you think he's about.
01:52:02
After 20 terrifying minutes of parents separated
01:52:05
from their child, this young boy popped up on the Hershey.
01:52:09
He's. He was like, heading that way.
01:52:11
And every people decided to disrupt him because he's like, wait, what
01:52:14
the Hershey Park?
01:52:15
And he's like, hold on.
01:52:16
And they're like yelling at him, stop sprouts!
01:52:19
And so he starts like either holding his curves
01:52:21
or like trying to hear, and he starts going the opposite way.
01:52:24
Like he they cut that.
01:52:25
They keep cutting it out like he walks back about fucking 15, 20ft.
01:52:30
People start yelling at him and they keep cutting it out
01:52:33
because I think they're afraid of people having backlash. And the assholes
01:52:35
that are yelling on the ground thinking that they're being heroes.
01:52:38
Everybody.
01:52:39
One kid was on his way over there.
01:52:40
Kid was on his way that way.
01:52:41
Anyway.
01:52:46
But I just
01:52:47
I don't know if the monorail was still going if, like,
01:52:51
once I get to come around in a minute, like, fucking take him out, all right?
01:52:55
I would assume so. Right?
01:52:58
Yeah.
01:52:58
See, they're all pointing, and he's like, he puts his ears on.
01:53:01
He starts walking back the other way and it's like, oh hold on.
01:53:04
Is he going to like stop.
01:53:06
No. He keeps walking back the other way.
01:53:08
He's a kid.
01:53:09
Dude is Brady starts going back, then he starts going back the correct way.
01:53:13
He he doesn't know everyone because everyone's yelling at him.
01:53:15
Everyone understands
01:53:16
that kids are not fully developed the part that he's supposed to,
01:53:19
you know, the fight or flight or the reasoning does that this guy,
01:53:23
rather than taking him and putting him right down on that building roof,
01:53:26
the guy who decides to pick them up and hold them as if like, oh,
01:53:29
I'm not going to have to put him back down.
01:53:31
Like, no, you need to get them to safety round by picking them up in the air.
01:53:34
You're also going to fall potentially yourself
01:53:36
because you're off balance on this fucking rail.
01:53:39
And it's like, dude, I got you.
01:53:41
But that might be a natural reaction to be here by scooping them up.
01:53:45
Oh, I forgot to scoop them up because I've seen it on TV.
01:53:47
No, it's get them right to that roof. Get them off.
01:53:50
That thing is fucking immediately. Both years.
01:53:52
He is right.
01:53:53
Yeah I know he's got to pick them up and hold him.
01:53:56
My God.
01:53:58
So he's still holding them right now.
01:53:59
I think he wants to walk down with them in his hands,
01:54:01
because he wants to be the one in the pictures
01:54:03
holding the kid, because I'm the one who saved him.
01:54:05
I think that's part of it.
01:54:06
Rather than just no, just get the kid to the roof immediately.
01:54:09
Hand them to the other guy.
01:54:11
Immediately get off that thing.
01:54:16
Fuck you. Yes!
01:54:19
Oh my God.
01:54:22
Here.
01:54:23
I've got a different angle.
01:54:27
To this guy.
01:54:28
Do it.
01:54:36
Oh, no.
01:54:37
This is just a child.
01:54:41
That's like he.
01:54:42
He wanted a reward.
01:54:43
He wanted a little,
01:54:47
Yeah.
01:54:48
So, I mean, it was either this
01:54:49
or the kid dies, so I guess he has to give it up, right? I
01:54:53
oh, why are you allowed to.
01:54:55
Oh, if the kid would have died, are you allowed to do,
01:54:59
I think in a few states, but not ours.
01:55:03
With consent.
01:55:05
How can you get consent from a
01:55:08
the parents?
01:55:09
As long as the parents are cool with it.
01:55:11
If you let me fuck you up.
01:55:13
Oh, fuck.
01:55:15
Dude, that is a joke.
01:55:16
But I'm seeing the new fucking Pornhub.
01:55:19
Category dead.
01:55:21
Family swap.
01:55:23
Oh, wait.
01:55:24
What? That's a dead family, isn't there?
01:55:26
Like, isn't there some kind of, Isn't there some kind of like,
01:55:30
if you look at the most, like, search, it's like, you know, a lesbian
01:55:34
and then like fourth or fifth down, it's,
01:55:36
you know, son and mom and, like, dad and daughter type weird shit.
01:55:40
I've never looked at porn on the internet.
01:55:41
I don't know, I've only heard I listen to radio shows I do.
01:55:45
Synopsis is of those types of surveying.
01:55:51
So the topic is gay.
01:55:52
I would rather not talk about porn today.
01:55:56
Well, okay.
01:55:58
Not even gay porn.
01:56:00
Porn makes me gay.
01:56:02
Pretty happy about gay porn.
01:56:04
I don't I've seen some happy porn.
01:56:06
I in fact, I have a weird condition that if if I think I report this.
01:56:10
Yeah, it turned off.
01:56:12
They have to be happy. Has to be gay.
01:56:13
I will only watch gay porn.
01:56:18
They have to be happy.
01:56:19
Right? Okay, so we have an update.
01:56:21
I'm going to flash like that.
01:56:22
Angry about,
01:56:25
get the drop ready.
01:56:26
Shiloh. Hendrix. Do you know who she is?
01:56:29
No, I don't know who she is going to do.
01:56:31
You do?
01:56:31
Did you call the child the one you just maybe don't know?
01:56:34
That little kid.
01:56:35
You call him a nigger,
01:56:36
so that gives you the right to call the child five years old, and they say no
01:56:40
fucking. They're still on YouTube. Just I it
01:56:44
I don't know why the fuck off.
01:56:47
You know, that's a hate speech, a case.
01:56:50
Whoa. This is the frumpy.
01:56:52
It's just quote I've ever seen.
01:56:53
Those are just quotes from the lady from the news story.
01:56:55
So I hope this woman got caught in the rain.
01:56:59
Holy shit man.
01:57:01
And actually the one the guy who was accusing her of the saying
01:57:04
the N-word is the one saying it the most.
01:57:06
So when we have new developments in a case involving a racial incident
01:57:11
we've been covering for months today, the Rochester city attorney for months today
01:57:15
announcing it has filed to recover it for months today.
01:57:19
The woman did you hear that hurl racial slurs against each other.
01:57:22
Now she's announcing it is filed against Shiloh Hendrix,
01:57:26
the woman appearing to hurl racial slurs against a child hurl in a now viral
01:57:31
not just speak at Soldiers Field. Are you a fucking business?
01:57:33
Hendricks is being charged with three misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct.
01:57:38
I don't give a shit.
01:57:39
It comes with a maximum penalty of 90 days in jail.
01:57:42
And so $200. Fine. Fuck you, nigga.
01:57:46
Made headlines around the globe after she allegedly took office.
01:57:49
Remarks directed toward a black child with autism in April.
01:57:53
The incident caption
01:57:54
your fucking business depicted Hendrix using a racial slur multiple times.
01:57:58
The incident was not captured on video.
01:58:01
The after incident was captured when she was talking to a gorilla guard.
01:58:06
Yeah, when
01:58:07
a guy like Baylor after he said at about eight different times,
01:58:10
you call the child the nigger word, that little kid, you call him a nigger.
01:58:13
Me more than I used to call the child five year old nigger.
01:58:16
The N-word.
01:58:18
Yeah.
01:58:19
So first of all, okay.
01:58:21
All right.
01:58:22
That's what you say.
01:58:23
Okay, you just made my argument that I was about to say
01:58:25
he said it more than her, but then she's 3 to 2, right?
01:58:27
Yeah, she just said it three times there.
01:58:28
She caught up regardless.
01:58:30
Yeah, but she's the cheating her.
01:58:32
And so she's just like, you know what?
01:58:33
Fuck it.
01:58:34
Like, you know, if you've already like, you're already doing this,
01:58:36
you might as well just make it a thing then blah, blah, blah, whatever.
01:58:40
She's still got like a million bucks and she.
01:58:42
Disorderly persons is such a catchall that they can,
01:58:45
you know, they can apply it to almost anything.
01:58:46
But if this up, if this is upheld in court, this is crazy.
01:58:49
What if you're sitting in a at a light?
01:58:52
I don't know rap, but I'm sure you can think of a song right now.
01:58:54
A rap song that has the N-word in it repeatedly, and you may be singing it.
01:58:59
I told you the last time
01:59:01
I went to the Cirque, this was, I said the sunflower address, the circuit.
01:59:05
And over the last time I went there was like, maybe like a year,
01:59:08
year and a half ago.
01:59:11
Not a bad spot.
01:59:12
Karaoke. They do.
01:59:13
And, I don't even know what song they were doing.
01:59:17
And I know the lyrics to the song because it's a rap song.
01:59:20
And all of a sudden the dude on the black DJ that's hosting the fucking karaoke
01:59:26
bullshit gets on the horn and goes,
01:59:29
to all the white people.
01:59:32
Can you please stop saying the N-word to the lyrics of the song?
01:59:37
And it's like,
01:59:38
do you not understand that they're like fans of the song,
01:59:41
and if they're singing along, they like it.
01:59:43
It's like they're doing it, and I don't know, it's it.
01:59:46
I do.
01:59:46
Do we understand?
01:59:47
And I mean, I'm not comparing word oppression to
01:59:52
chains and whips oppression,
01:59:54
but do they realize that by segregating the two groups
01:59:59
and allowing one group a certain set of rules and the other group
02:00:01
to have a different set of rules language that is racist.
02:00:05
So they're doing the.
02:00:07
But I don't even care about the word.
02:00:08
But that alone makes me want to say, oh, they've got
02:00:11
they've got black problem now for just the black students.
02:00:14
They don't have white problem for just the white students.
02:00:16
They have prom and then black prom.
02:00:18
And it's like, how is that not racist?
02:00:20
Yeah, they're segregating themselves and they're they're allowed to do it.
02:00:25
Which if you did it the other way around, it,
02:00:30
like if a white person showed up, they're like, no, no, you can't be here.
02:00:33
You know what I mean? It's not like, oh, you just happened to show up.
02:00:35
But it's supposed to be for this, like mostly black people.
02:00:38
But if you show up,
02:00:38
we're still going to welcome you to, like, it's like the ally shit.
02:00:42
It's kind of like the queers they like.
02:00:43
They at least have that ally narrative where it's like, hey, you're not gay,
02:00:46
but you're down with us.
02:00:47
So like, we're not we don't hate you because you're not gay like you.
02:00:50
Okay. Yeah.
02:00:51
If you want to come to a gay thing and you're not gay, that's cool.
02:00:54
Like I told you, I went to the gay bar in fucking Pontiac.
02:01:00
With my girlfriend.
02:01:00
After.
02:01:01
After my cousin's wedding.
02:01:02
Like it wasn't gay.
02:01:05
But we were.
02:01:05
We were accepted because we were.
02:01:07
We were down with whatever. We didn't give a fuck.
02:01:09
That's why they didn't care. They didn't care because we didn't care.
02:01:11
You know what I mean? It's like a
02:01:14
I mean, the child involved changes things you shouldn't there
02:01:18
maybe there's certain things in public that you shouldn't
02:01:20
say around a child, or even at a park where children hang out.
02:01:23
We used to have rules where you could not cuss in front of women and children.
02:01:28
That might be disorderly.
02:01:29
Person.
02:01:30
So what do you what do you think about that whole.
02:01:33
Because I remember when my grandma told me about,
02:01:37
in the movie theaters, you know, frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
02:01:41
I'm. No, she said that people she said people walked out
02:01:45
because of the damn or the frankly. Yeah.
02:01:47
Because of the damn is the frankly.
02:01:51
No. I mean, you got you're
02:01:52
just making a I just random joke, but I mean, we're just picking syllables.
02:01:55
Dude, if you are so offended by a sound, you have never been hurt
02:01:59
for real in your life.
02:02:00
Yeah, but that generation was like, you know, you're like, that's World
02:02:04
War Two, motherfucker. And let me do you.
02:02:05
I know, I don't mean like, I know you could be verbally tortured repeatedly.
02:02:09
These are these are like factory work in fucking.
02:02:11
But hearing me, my my grandparents worked at utero.
02:02:14
My grandfather was in World War two.
02:02:17
Like you're saying, they could be triggered by a word.
02:02:19
Yeah. It's weird, you know what I mean?
02:02:21
Like, do you think that the how, like, that dynamic of how that used to be mean?
02:02:26
Well, like
02:02:28
the the the the
02:02:30
the dumb songs that like, you know, we've created when it just comes to just
02:02:33
being dumb, offensive, like it's for the sake of being dumb.
02:02:38
Offensive is like
02:02:40
I, it's like I've warped my brain to that being.
02:02:44
Okay, how much more can you go?
02:02:46
There isn't so much more you can go.
02:02:48
So, like, as far as, like, shocking me, it's there's nothing there
02:02:53
that you can really do that is going to shock me.
02:02:55
But when it comes to a newer up and coming kids that are like,
02:02:58
I feel like they're hitting a shock value way sooner in life for me.
02:03:02
Like there was like the Faces of Death videos.
02:03:04
I kind of cycled when like, remember those?
02:03:06
That was maybe like when I was in like junior high, but like, that
02:03:11
shit is so norm on, on the internet.
02:03:14
So when it comes to the dynamic of, frankly, my dear,
02:03:16
I don't give a damn going, oh my God, I'm going to walk out of the movie theater.
02:03:21
Meanwhile, you've got whatever the fuck going on today.
02:03:24
Do you feel like that's that's like a terrible thing for society to like?
02:03:30
I think everything will be allowed
02:03:32
if you if I, if I made a movie and it said
02:03:36
whatever that I and whatever if, you know, pick a whatever
02:03:38
the whim of the social women's at that time,
02:03:40
I might make a little disclaimer saying, hey, there's a lot of strong language
02:03:44
with, you know, like it is film in front of a live studio audience.
02:03:49
There was that movie where they just said the N-word so many times,
02:03:52
most movies, the Django Unchained.
02:03:57
Yeah. I never saw that chain.
02:03:58
I didn't see either.
02:03:59
But apparently it gets it gets a little bit.
02:04:01
Yeah, I thought it was good. I heard it was good.
02:04:04
I want to see it.
02:04:04
I love Jamie Fox.
02:04:05
I was a big fan of him. I was a big fan of The Jamie Foxx Show.
02:04:08
I loved the fucking Jamie Foxx Show.
02:04:10
What do you think of Cracker Bill's?
02:04:12
Just what do I should just go dark?
02:04:13
What was that? You see that?
02:04:15
Yeah. You got you got motion. That's weird.
02:04:18
Actors and they know what
02:04:20
cracker
02:04:22
they're label.
02:04:22
They took the cracker and the barrel and the old man off the logo.
02:04:25
Right. I think we covered that briefly.
02:04:27
They took the cracker.
02:04:28
Cracker out of the barrel.
02:04:30
They just made it a little stupid little yellow logo
02:04:33
that just said the words Cracker Barrel.
02:04:36
And then with backlash,
02:04:39
hey, your lights just went off again.
02:04:42
Weird.
02:04:42
I wasn't looking, I was relaying my drink.
02:04:44
They switched it back, so I found it.
02:04:47
This is. We fixed it.
02:04:48
They got no clue. It's now black or barrel.
02:04:51
That's what it is now or that's what it was going to be.
02:04:53
Is the new.
02:04:54
This is the to make everybody happy
02:04:56
because white people aren't allowed to have anything.
02:05:00
Because we owe everybody everything for white privilege, apparently.
02:05:03
I mean, what crackers were ever made in a barrel, like
02:05:05
they don't have like a barrel of cracker.
02:05:07
So funny story barrel. Like she's.
02:05:09
I'm old. You remember crackers in a barrel
02:05:13
or a barrel monkey?
02:05:14
I'm really not. But here's the story to Biscoe.
02:05:15
Have you heard of Nabisco? They make Oreos.
02:05:19
Okay, the reason that Nabisco is is famous or popular is still around
02:05:23
is because they were the first ones that made a shelf stable cracker.
02:05:27
But until then, crackers came full of rat feces and stale
02:05:31
and water and whatever the fuck else leaked into that barrel.
02:05:34
And another thing about Cracker Barrel the restaurant is people
02:05:37
used to stand around at the general store around the Cracker Barrel, and men
02:05:40
would literally eat the crackers after their day of farming or whatever,
02:05:44
just sit there and bullshit.
02:05:45
It was like the social watercooler or the internet of today,
02:05:49
and they want to take that heritage away for some reason,
02:05:51
because a group of people think that cracker means
02:05:54
a white person derogatory or that.
02:05:56
Yeah, but do you know who I see
02:05:58
when you go to Ohio and just be derogatory towards white people?
02:06:02
And this is this is me being a little racist.
02:06:04
If you go into a Cracker Barrel or you go into a Golden Corral or anything
02:06:07
that has good, cheap food, most people in there are black.
02:06:11
Maybe it's just where I live.
02:06:12
You know, when I go to a Cracker Barrel,
02:06:16
if in my travels in the past I haven't been recently, but I just went.
02:06:20
No, I just you long ago.
02:06:22
Just when you get a, you get a good mixed barrel.
02:06:25
Yeah. Half and half.
02:06:27
But it seemed like there were young black people and old white people.
02:06:32
Yeah, I didn't notice, like, all the young, I just.
02:06:35
But nobody none of us gave a shit.
02:06:37
Nobody was.
02:06:38
I mean,
02:06:38
it was just a place to sit in a rocking chair,
02:06:40
the kids to play some stupid little peg game.
02:06:42
And no, that's.
02:06:44
I mean, what was.
02:06:45
What's the original story of the Cracker Barrel?
02:06:47
Why is it cracker?
02:06:48
Because I know that, like, so, Uncle Cracker, the singer.
02:06:53
It has nothing to do with Detroit back here from was I?
02:06:56
No, but.
02:06:56
So his name was going to be just cracker.
02:07:00
And they told him that they.
02:07:02
He couldn't do that because it was racial.
02:07:05
And so he put Uncle Cracker and spelled it with a K instead of a C.
02:07:11
And so that's why he was Uncle Cracker.
02:07:12
Otherwise he would have just been cracker.
02:07:14
That's why I like on a song.
02:07:15
They just call him cracker most of the time rather than Uncle Cracker.
02:07:22
Yeah.
02:07:22
It's dumb.
02:07:24
So we we take that word away, okay?
02:07:25
People don't like nigger, people don't like cracker, people don't like gay,
02:07:29
people don't like fag. People don't like. I could keep going.
02:07:31
I guess that I have to call a child five year old nigger the N-word.
02:07:35
But I think I will let
02:07:38
you know the it is a little.
02:07:40
Then we're like, oh yeah, we we already got it.
02:07:41
You already said the worst form of it, so you don't have to my content point.
02:07:46
I had a point to that. Okay.
02:07:47
So fast forward to 20 years from now or two years from now, or two months
02:07:51
from now, or 200 years from now, here's all
02:07:54
that's allowed.
02:07:58
You think you're using, it reverts.
02:08:00
It goes back.
02:08:01
You think it goes back in reverse?
02:08:02
It definitely.
02:08:03
What does that call the pendulum or cyclical or whatever it.
02:08:05
Yeah, yeah. And people get sick of it.
02:08:07
Right.
02:08:07
Here's a new generation I'm this is makes me optimistic.
02:08:11
Like the new 13 year olds will say whatever the fuck they don't say no more.
02:08:15
Like 18 year old the new people, they just leave.
02:08:19
I forgot what the generation is. Or what new 13 year old would you say?
02:08:22
Yeah, the new you're going to get this flag, dude.
02:08:26
Yeah. It's me.
02:08:27
It's always me.
02:08:28
I have a record, motherfucker.
02:08:29
I know exactly what gets flagged.
02:08:32
It's almost never is bad at all.
02:08:34
He can help us with a song about that song.
02:08:38
It's tons of,
02:08:41
you know,
02:08:44
know what's in this song?
02:08:47
No. Okay, I get your point.
02:08:50
I have a point.
02:08:54
Okay.
02:08:54
I don't know what this is. This is a Gary video.
02:08:57
The good way. It might be scientists.
02:09:00
He's a Benjamin Franklin joke. I'm not. I'm sorry.
02:09:02
This is my video, remember?
02:09:03
And it's religious based.
02:09:04
As a founding father, he invents the lightning rod.
02:09:08
What's happening before that in any city, what's the tallest structure back there?
02:09:11
The church is the tallest structure in any city.
02:09:13
What is the most susceptible to a lightning strike?
02:09:15
The tallest structure. So lightning would be taken up.
02:09:18
Churches left and right.
02:09:19
If you are the other church that wasn't taken out,
02:09:21
you had good argument for, say, you worship in the wrong way.
02:09:25
Ben Franklin then invents the lightning rod,
02:09:27
which there's two things it dissipates, charged under your structure.
02:09:31
The wrong button part of the cloud
02:09:33
sends them back into the air without the benefit of lightning.
02:09:36
That makes you less susceptible to begin.
02:09:38
And if the lightning strikes, it then directs all charges
02:09:41
through a metal enough to your house.
02:09:44
So Ben Franklin does this, and churches are now no longer destroyed by lightning,
02:09:49
even if they are hit and he's accused of heresy thwarting the will of God.
02:09:53
So that's why we have science.
02:09:55
It's why the world is less superstitious than once.
02:09:58
That's crazy too, that a religious superstition would make people
02:10:03
less safe
02:10:06
if they wanted to stop Ben Franklin's heresy,
02:10:08
because they weren't allowing churches to get struck by lightning.
02:10:12
Damn presenters, that's a dangerous precedent.
02:10:16
Sounds like religion is danger.
02:10:18
It's not gay.
02:10:22
I thought religion meant not danger.
02:10:24
They fooled me, Jerry. Yeah.
02:10:26
Warren Cornwall, whose physical reaction to water is so strong
02:10:30
that she is literally pulled this way on that
02:10:32
and the direction of the underground stream she locates for Cornish, Thomas
02:10:36
when she discovered her gift three years ago.
02:10:38
Catherine has localized it all right.
02:10:42
She lives in every house. The Walking Dead.
02:10:45
She is one of Britain's most successful professional water designers.
02:10:49
This is the Walking Dead, bro.
02:10:52
Seriously, she's pretty good. I'm.
02:10:55
Will she do it?
02:10:58
No one really knows.
02:10:59
But scientists say that her body
02:11:00
cells are unusually sensitive to physical and chemical changes in the Earth.
02:11:04
Does she have to walk like that? The reaction
02:11:08
that she got sometimes pulled off
02:11:09
balance and ends up, oh, I'm sorry, that's a good video from water.
02:11:13
Often more than 200 to 1.
02:11:14
So the gun her off balance.
02:11:20
Is not very good.
02:11:21
Although the water was right here.
02:11:23
A gift can hold course of an underground stream if you dig deep, deep enough.
02:11:28
That leaves such a problem twice the size it.
02:11:31
Catherine.
02:11:32
Case.
02:11:36
Isn't that the case?
02:11:37
I'm pretty sure that the end of the.
02:11:40
If you dig deep enough, there will be water.
02:11:47
Well, what does it look like walking dead?
02:11:49
Shit, I don't know.
02:11:50
We're going through Gary's videos now that there are a couple that was not gay.
02:11:55
I don't know what have to do with gay, but.
02:12:01
I think we're at the portion now where we've,
02:12:04
We can do this on this channel.
02:12:06
Well, we can do this, too, because we've already done the N-word situations.
02:12:12
In all of my life, the Heart Foundation.
02:12:15
Dude, he's not using anymore.
02:12:17
Let's give it up to the rock, man.
02:12:18
Have you seen him today?
02:12:20
Between you and me is when I knock your ear right here.
02:12:23
Here he is. He got his hair back.
02:12:24
And first of all, Right, I want you to understand that I come
02:12:28
from a country where there is no racial prejudice in Canada.
02:12:32
We love people for what they are inside.
02:12:36
And that's the plain basic truth.
02:12:38
United States of America is riddled with racial prejudice.
02:12:42
And you don't have to pick an argument with me to get someone to agree.
02:12:46
Everybody knows Red heart is racist to the core.
02:12:49
You saw what he did to the nation locker room, but heart is in denial.
02:12:53
And he's always in denial because he's concerned about his image.
02:12:57
I think your first choice for your outfits was white sheets and white hoods.
02:13:01
Wait, is this new paint?
02:13:04
It was a single room.
02:13:05
They used the N-word.
02:13:08
Oh, dealt with racism.
02:13:10
And damn it, they shouldn't have.
02:13:15
I didn't watch.
02:13:15
Oh, I kind of forgot about that angle.
02:13:17
I remember watching that.
02:13:18
He's off the juice, man.
02:13:21
Are you sure
02:13:23
this is a picture of him today on the one on the left?
02:13:26
Obviously, it could be a weird angle.
02:13:29
He doesn't have a shirt on, but he sure looks skinnier.
02:13:33
Unless he had some kind of, health scare.
02:13:37
I think if he just stopped taking the juice, he would probably skinny up.
02:13:42
Yeah, I don't know.
02:13:43
That's what I think.
02:13:44
That's what sometimes the problem is with wrestlers and even athletes is they
02:13:48
they get so used to an everyday
02:13:51
regimen of, working out so much.
02:13:56
Intaking.
02:13:57
So many calories when they when you start slowing down,
02:14:00
how much you're doing, you you might not slow down the habit that you're eating.
02:14:05
And so you're eating habits may stay the same.
02:14:08
They may not I don't know. So a lot of people end up getting fatter.
02:14:11
It's interesting that he seems to have gotten skinnier. So
02:14:15
I don't know what's going on there.
02:14:16
That's what it tells me, that maybe he's, having a health scare versus
02:14:20
because I would assume that he would just start kind of getting fatter.
02:14:25
If he just stopped.
02:14:27
Yeah.
02:14:27
Because that's usually you're steroid body people.
02:14:30
And maybe you can take those kind of more loaded style anyway.
02:14:33
Well, maybe, you know,
02:14:37
I since that first watch,
02:14:40
please, please,
02:14:42
please fix me horse and therefore always.
02:14:46
Please, please.
02:14:48
Here it is. Horse.
02:14:50
Please, please please tell what some.
02:14:58
Well, I helps
02:14:59
if I put it on the screen right few times because I think it's so useless.
02:15:02
I don't think we're supposed to like this one.
02:15:04
We're just supposed to notice her hair.
02:15:05
What do you know?
02:15:06
It's a group of physicists.
02:15:09
Why? What's wrong with their hair? I don't know, looks.
02:15:10
It looks like the same hair she's had before.
02:15:13
Does it seem butch?
02:15:15
All right, I'm just following Butch.
02:15:16
Bullshit.
02:15:17
This one looks way more interesting.
02:15:19
We'll watch this one.
02:15:20
The hair or the video? The video.
02:15:26
Does your hair look the same now?
02:15:27
The hair looks like it's the same, but longer.
02:15:30
So this is maybe, like a month later.
02:15:32
I'd say in the after the US Congress trying to look,
02:15:36
this is a much better look.
02:15:37
The claims that military officials
02:15:40
just just got out of the out of your hair, dimensional beings.
02:15:43
I'm just saying the hair is a bit longer.
02:15:45
It does nonsense, but it seems so.
02:15:48
The right people who believe they've seen something
02:15:52
for which interdimensional beings is the best way to describe it.
02:15:57
You just said things they do is to dismiss everything else
02:16:00
nonsense that doesn't fit one's preexisting beliefs.
02:16:04
Or at least I think I should explain why I think it's nonsense
02:16:08
before dismissing it.
02:16:09
So let's have a look.
02:16:11
The recent episode was an interview of the American politician
02:16:15
and Air Force veteran Anna Luna on Joe Rogan's podcast.
02:16:19
Hey, we covered that.
02:16:20
You say that before she's outside our understanding of physics.
02:16:24
What specifically you're saying with what happened to to, I guess break it down
02:16:28
in simple terms, is that I think that some of the tech that exists that
02:16:31
whatever these things have, these energy things have, things, well,
02:16:35
they call them interdimensional beings.
02:16:37
I think that they can actually cover the time space that we currently have.
02:16:39
She isn't the first to make such claims.
02:16:41
In the past year, we've had similar about things that I mentioned.
02:16:44
She sounded kind of nutty on that to.
02:16:47
She did mention that there's she does know a lot of stuff down on that in terms of,
02:16:51
multidimensional, just a broad term framework and like that
02:16:54
I'm familiar with, for example,
02:16:56
something when she said energy stuff or whatever,
02:16:58
the folks she said like to sell for general relativity and quantum.
02:17:00
I think we should do that as a topic, if you want to imagine, Beyonce,
02:17:03
such as yourself, custom shop stuff.
02:17:05
Yeah, that's, that's the whole graphic principle.
02:17:07
So you can be projected once I projected some higher dimensional space
02:17:09
to lower dimensional, the scientific trope that you can actually cross
02:17:12
literally think you're trying to separate himself from the show.
02:17:14
We can probably argue about that.
02:17:15
My interpretation is that they mean a combination of everything stage right.
02:17:18
Unidentified acting various different shapes and configurations
02:17:21
up to to accelerate extremely quickly, faster than our current technology allows,
02:17:25
and indeed at an acceleration that if we could pull it
02:17:28
off, would crush humans.
02:17:29
And the second thing that worrisome
02:17:31
is that the objects seem to be reactive and probably have intelligent pilots.
02:17:34
If you look at it, for example, instantaneous acceleration,
02:17:36
which is one of the variables of the program that I belong to, agent,
02:17:39
the human body can sustain about nine G forces for short, short of time
02:17:41
before you suffer negative biological consequences, black outs
02:17:43
and ultimately right out and even death comparison.
02:17:45
Our best technology, the F-16, which is when it's older platform
02:17:47
but one of our most highly maneuverable aircraft manned aircraft
02:17:50
made by General Dynamics can perform about 17
02:17:51
or 18 G forces before we start having structural failure,
02:17:53
meaning that the airframe begins to disintegrate.
02:17:55
We're flying the vehicles, we're we're talking about our performing
02:17:59
in excess of 1000, 2003 thousand GS.
02:18:01
Mr. Elizondo,
02:18:02
in regards to these aircraft being piloted by whatever, based on what I logic's
02:18:06
the flare that they recorded, the Tic tac re
02:18:08
that it's likely that they are being piloted as a mind body.
02:18:11
Ma'am, I think it is safe to presume here that they are intelligent
02:18:14
optical illusions that seem to anticipate, our maneuvers
02:18:17
and in other cases, they seem to, you know,
02:18:20
I came across an email where the word stock was used in a,
02:18:23
in a very secure email between Navy officers discussing their ships,
02:18:27
being pursued by a UAP.
02:18:28
And then we have some grainy footage of where things are.
02:18:30
Gives you an impression of what they're probably talking about.
02:18:33
So if you're on screen, move around and suddenly disappear.
02:18:36
So what might they mean by interdimensional?
02:18:38
First of all, it implies that there are more dimensions than the.
02:18:41
So we already know of three dimensions of space
02:18:43
and one dimension of time and space.
02:18:45
Fuck you. The how about the dimensions? That's right in front of our face.
02:18:48
The provable ones.
02:18:49
They're looking out at an ocean view with this huge long range telescope
02:18:53
like looking thing.
02:18:54
And if a fucking moth flew by at two miles an hour.
02:18:57
But it was right in front.
02:18:59
But they think it's out in the same plane, it's going to look like it's going
02:19:02
fucking 2000 miles an hour.
02:19:05
That's not what the
02:19:08
what is it?
02:19:09
We don't know.
02:19:09
But presumably these beings can somehow move into these
02:19:13
additional dimensions and back out, which we can't at least not went over.
02:19:17
Interdimensional space travel is basically the idea of hyperdrive
02:19:19
that's opposed to warp drives or whelm holes,
02:19:21
which don't require additional dimensions
02:19:23
and are more easily compatible with the physics that we know and like.
02:19:25
Yes, that's all science fiction,
02:19:27
but these fictional technologies are based on scientific ideas.
02:19:30
Indeed, scientists have long speculated additional dimensions of space exist,
02:19:34
and you probably know that string theory.
02:19:35
Why would interdimensional beings need a ship of some kind?
02:19:41
Why wouldn't the why would they?
02:19:43
They're interdimensional beings.
02:19:45
Or are they just beings that have interdimensional crap?
02:19:47
How do you know how?
02:19:48
How do you know how to fucking move interdimensional?
02:19:52
I do through at least two of them.
02:19:57
If you know how to, then you would know.
02:20:00
Well, you could see me here, and then you'd have to come over here
02:20:02
and you would see me advance to one of the dimensions beyond those.
02:20:07
So I don't know if I know.
02:20:09
How do you that a trick question.
02:20:15
I think there's a bunch of people playing for fun.
02:20:17
Imagination turn trying to turn it into science dimensions.
02:20:21
I'm total they we don't experience most of them in daily life
02:20:24
because they supposedly rolled up to some more radio frequency,
02:20:27
which isn't the only theory that posits extra dimensions of some sort.
02:20:30
I think one slice, you know,
02:20:31
like like there's even light waves that are all around you that you,
02:20:35
you know, they're touching you, they're permeating you, but you are unaware.
02:20:39
Exactly.
02:20:40
So I could put on glasses and and see that dimension.
02:20:46
You said sorry, I
02:20:47
could actually I could give you glasses and you'd be like, whoa,
02:20:51
whoa.
02:20:52
And I think it's more likely that this stuff is light.
02:20:54
We have no tangible evidence.
02:20:56
We've never, like, captured metal, right?
02:20:58
Yeah, I think it's just energy or light.
02:20:59
It's not. It's not a ship.
02:21:03
If it's I'm I'm assuming like that it is some kind of
02:21:05
interdimensional travel light.
02:21:06
It's more likely that it's a moth or some kind of light
02:21:10
refracting on the cameras, which you see all the time.
02:21:14
Camera refracting. You think that that's what that is?
02:21:17
I do see the light just a glint off the lens.
02:21:21
Or it could have been a little Cessna plane that was at a different depth.
02:21:26
Listen, I've seen a guy that stands on the other side of the Eiffel Tower,
02:21:30
jumps over, you know what they're talking about, and then walks away
02:21:33
because of the optical illusion that he created.
02:21:35
Oh my God. So that's what that is. Better tell the government.
02:21:39
I think somebody said optical illusion everyone.
02:21:42
And they're going to be like, oh thank God, Brady.
02:21:45
It's more likely
02:21:47
that it's some easily explainable thing than it is.
02:21:50
What do you think it is?
02:21:51
I'll ask you again exactly what they're saying.
02:21:54
It is.
02:21:55
They don't they're not saying what it is.
02:21:58
They're just saying humans, for example, also has additional dimensions.
02:22:02
They're making two assumptions.
02:22:03
They're saying because we witnessed it, we've calculated from our one
02:22:06
lens of one camera angle of the Tic-Tac that it must be traveling.
02:22:10
What did he say?
02:22:10
There's a multiple thousand. Jeez. Yeah.
02:22:14
If there's it must be.
02:22:15
It's going a certain speed and it stops and it goes a different direction.
02:22:18
The based on the speed and then stop and how fast it stops.
02:22:21
You can calculate the G-Force.
02:22:23
That would be upon the things that are inside of it.
02:22:26
But how do you think they're beings inside of it?
02:22:28
How do you think they're coming up with that speed?
02:22:30
Do you think that they got like a baseball radar pitch gun on them
02:22:33
and they're like, okay, golf?
02:22:35
Or they got a stopwatch and they go
02:22:36
from what I'm sure they have some type of because they have advanced aircraft.
02:22:40
I'm sure there are some type of system when it comes to defense to do that.
02:22:46
You said, I don't know, a I know, I know a little bit of something.
02:22:48
The camera, I don't know, they take the camera if it's 60 frames per second,
02:22:52
they know that they go one, two, they count the frames and they say it
02:22:55
must have traveled this far, but they're assuming all kinds of shit.
02:22:59
And if any of that shit is wrong, especially if it's an optical illusion.
02:23:02
You seen camera optical illusions, you know that they exist.
02:23:05
I'm not saying this is it, but they do exist
02:23:08
easily.
02:23:09
Flares, reflections, bugs.
02:23:12
A lot of times it is bugs.
02:23:13
I've heard.
02:23:14
No, because it when it flew by in a perfectly straight line,
02:23:17
it cannot be natural.
02:23:18
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
02:23:23
And he seems to believe so.
02:23:24
I think I've ever heard space travel.
02:23:25
So they also have various other theories with additional dimensions of space,
02:23:29
such as like DGP brane model, somehow of additional dimension.
02:23:32
I would love to consider it.
02:23:34
I would love to keep testing it, but they he just said
02:23:38
therefore it's got doors saying this what we figured out, which therefore it can't.
02:23:43
That's not a true statement.
02:23:44
It could be so many.
02:23:45
Dong Chin, put my dong in your chin.
02:23:49
Ken and I have a theory according to which my
02:23:53
what?
02:23:53
What is going on here?
02:23:55
Wait. Is this real?
02:23:58
Is that a real
02:24:00
joke?
02:24:01
Did your brain model some higher dimensions of time?
02:24:04
And I have a theory according to which my hat has extra dimensions.
02:24:07
Okay, yeah.
02:24:07
There is no evidence any of these additional dimensions exist.
02:24:10
Even if they did exist,
02:24:12
I don't know if any way that objects composed of normal matter
02:24:14
like us could travel in them.
02:24:16
And even if we could,
02:24:17
at least on the theories that I know of that wouldn't allow us to move any faster
02:24:20
than in our familiar three dimensions of space,
02:24:22
because these additional dimensions still have a speed of light
02:24:25
limit and inertia still exists.
02:24:27
That what I'm saying is simply positing the existence of other dimensions of space
02:24:31
doesn't explain anything.
02:24:32
I also don't see why it's even this why you talk about interdimensional beings.
02:24:35
If all you want to explain is, in the best case, an advanced propulsion technology,
02:24:39
or more likely, some sort of optical illusion.
02:24:41
This makes me think, unfortunately, that this talk of interdimensional beings
02:24:45
is some mix of superstition and a desire for attention.
02:24:48
I really try to be open minded about this sort of thing,
02:24:51
and I really, really want there to be aliens.
02:24:53
And I really, really want to get to the end of this.
02:24:56
Maybe one day
02:24:57
dimensional beings will visit us, but then they see the US Congress
02:25:00
and immediately leave it.
02:25:01
They already have their praying mantis.
02:25:07
Those are definitely alien like.
02:25:10
But we're not satisfied with that.
02:25:12
Nope. Those must have evolved on Earth.
02:25:15
What if every species on Earth somehow landed here on a particle
02:25:19
of some kind of a comet from somewhere else?
02:25:20
Well, I mean, other than that part of panspermia?
02:25:25
What?
02:25:25
You're sounding more and more like Gary.
02:25:27
I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
02:25:28
Sperm. Yeah.
02:25:31
That the whole all of the life on earth
02:25:33
is from a comets and meteorites bacteria.
02:25:38
I mean,
02:25:39
that's that's that's likely.
02:25:41
Isn't that likely?
02:25:42
There's so many.
02:25:42
That's why that's why it's so common as far as, like,
02:25:48
what we would expect to find elsewhere
02:25:52
in the immediate vicinity.
02:25:55
One of these comments. Comets. Right.
02:25:57
Comets, romance. Comets.
02:25:59
Panspermia. Oh,
02:26:02
yeah.
02:26:02
We spit on it. You spit on it? Yeah.
02:26:05
For the candidate, he looks like man.
02:26:08
I mean,
02:26:10
I have verified this is, you know, this is my.
02:26:13
This is real.
02:26:14
So clear.
02:26:15
Right?
02:26:15
Re momentary.
02:26:20
No. Oh, really?
02:26:22
Horny re very funny.
02:26:25
Time is there? Male.
02:26:28
So this is great. Yeah.
02:26:31
Let the the one that say we don't seem to be doing it very much.
02:26:35
Re re re that's not the impression.
02:26:39
I mean
02:26:40
re yeah.
02:26:42
Well I should have stopped for that think right.
02:26:47
Man goes viral after spotting.
02:26:50
Wait, what?
02:26:52
See, sometimes these are more interesting than what we were watching.
02:26:56
Man goes viral after being spotted making his girl cry.
02:26:59
We don't want to see that. That's okay.
02:27:06
Do you got a deer flag?
02:27:15
Do we.
02:27:16
Do we talk about the Port Huron float?
02:27:18
It was canceled this year.
02:27:20
Oh, no.
02:27:21
They do that.
02:27:23
Well, let's see.
02:27:24
First, they warn you I've got some veggies.
02:27:27
I think we've done them before.
02:27:29
First, they warned everybody not to go out.
02:27:35
Why would you not go out?
02:27:37
Because the weather was too windy.
02:27:40
Who gives a shit what's going to happen?
02:27:43
Yeah, let's see what happens.
02:27:44
Oh, I mean, don't go out on fucking kayaks and shit.
02:27:47
Yeah, it's the Port Huron float.
02:27:49
They go in the middle of this huge seaway and they get in in Port Huron.
02:27:53
And then the lake takes them down to,
02:27:57
I don't know where they're expecting to go, but most of these people,
02:27:59
the ones that are
02:28:00
the ones that actually did stick it out and didn't come right back
02:28:03
or have their shit flipped, most of them could even go over the
02:28:06
what do you call that original wake or wave that you have to swim through
02:28:09
from the like?
02:28:11
You know, I'm I'm talking it's not the type.
02:28:13
I don't know where here. I like the undertow.
02:28:15
There's like an undertow.
02:28:18
They couldn't get past that.
02:28:19
Like, oh, they just.
02:28:20
Most of em just got sent back to the beach.
02:28:24
But I actually didn't make it out to the middle.
02:28:26
Dude, I who the mind would get into any type of little small craft on that water.
02:28:31
No, it's no big deal.
02:28:33
I was in my jet ski and shit like that all the time.
02:28:35
A jet ski, but nobody's on a fucking jet ski.
02:28:38
Jet ski would be fun.
02:28:40
You watch a jet ski. That's that's fun.
02:28:42
Oh, yeah. That. I don't know what you're trying to do with that thing.
02:28:45
I think that's with, girls connected to it.
02:28:49
The cops in the back are going, you motherfuckers!
02:28:52
Yeah, if you have a motor.
02:28:54
I don't know what you are attempting.
02:28:57
Dude, if I was anything to do with the city,
02:28:59
the county, the country, the cops, I would be like, all right, fine.
02:29:03
You guys can go out there, but don't you dare fucking call us to rescue you.
02:29:07
You are dying if you if you get fucked.
02:29:08
Most of ended up in Canada.
02:29:10
They actually were like, they they had no way to get home.
02:29:12
They landed in Canada without wallets because they fell in the fucking water.
02:29:17
So they had reason.
02:29:18
They had like immigration issues. They got they got stuck.
02:29:20
They got kind of fucked for a little while.
02:29:23
There's all kinds of stories on it.
02:29:24
But this was actually people's video.
02:29:26
So they kept trying, though I give them that.
02:29:30
They couldn't get out there. Dude, it was so windy.
02:29:32
I don't feel like these.
02:29:34
Okay, so there is some coolers in that one.
02:29:37
I the some of the people I haven't seen
02:29:40
what.
02:29:40
Oh they're going the boats going to cause harm to these people.
02:29:43
Like they're coming every fucking like the shores right there.
02:29:47
I don't think you need to come and rescue them with a boat.
02:29:51
I think they're trying to stop them before they go further.
02:29:54
They're like yelling at them.
02:29:57
Yeah, if you can't, you're just trying to.
02:29:59
That guy's just trying to paddle more.
02:30:00
There's no way he's going to be part of whatever gate thing they got going on.
02:30:04
They are there for the gay.
02:30:06
No. He runs like a cooler full of some drinks and some.
02:30:09
There's no way he's just going to. What is he to drink?
02:30:11
He is. He's going to get down there and just come back down there.
02:30:13
No, he's not
02:30:15
there.
02:30:15
All planning to do too.
02:30:16
This is a huge annual event.
02:30:19
And I saw it last year and I thought this is the stupidest thing.
02:30:22
Usually what they do
02:30:23
there, they tie up their shit together like you do on a regular over,
02:30:26
you know, like a.
02:30:27
Yeah, like these stupid jumping junior fagots do these.
02:30:30
Do they realize this is like a great like Seaway?
02:30:33
I know it's I know Saint Clair isn't.
02:30:35
And this is probably the
02:30:36
what do they call the water between Port Huron and Saint Clair?
02:30:38
Is it all Saint Clair?
02:30:41
I don't know if there's a river that, like,
02:30:44
they consider at some point.
02:30:47
Either way, that's.
02:30:51
You don't go out on fucking
02:30:53
Chandler's open.
02:31:00
They're unprepared for it.
02:31:01
I can tell they're all prepared.
02:31:05
When everybody leaves and all
02:31:08
the rest of the video is just everybody leaving in defeat.
02:31:16
So sad.
02:31:19
That all those lives were saved.
02:31:27
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02:31:30
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and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
02:32:28
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber cares.
02:32:31
Article de jabber cause why not parody and gibber our bread and butter folks?
02:32:35
Any likeness to actual people or characters is just us having a laugh,
02:32:38
not a reason for a jabber.
02:32:39
We might not be the smartest people in the job,
02:32:40
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:32:42
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a row,
02:32:45
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
02:32:47
We're just here to crack a joke, spread some jabber joy,
02:32:50
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the freakin time.
02:32:53
So buckle up,
02:32:54
buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride through the uncertainty of our doom.
02:32:57
Will our flag ranch life?
02:33:12
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:33:13
let's get ready to.
02:33:20
Hold.
02:33:20
You ready to rumble?
02:33:21
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:33:23
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:33:27
Have you ever met a dude who turned you on.
02:33:30
Even though you've got this long and you
02:33:34
consider yourself straight?
02:33:37
Have you ever met a girl?
02:33:38
They you it even though you never thought you liked titties?
02:33:42
Relax.
02:33:44
It's coming straight.
02:33:47
So don't be scared.
02:33:48
Say that on any given day, everyone is just a little.
02:33:54
Do you have any particular order you want me to play?
02:33:57
Yeah. Ever slapped a guy right on the ass?
02:33:59
Felt a little tingle inside your pants.
02:34:02
No need
02:34:04
to be alarmed
02:34:06
for me, girl.
02:34:08
Only two drinks.
02:34:09
And even though you're not a lesbian and you
02:34:13
have a
02:34:14
boyfriend named Rose, whether you're a good girl or a rich man.
02:34:19
Everyone, I gotta start just watching.
02:34:27
So no need to be afraid about the way that you get laid.
02:34:32
Cause everyone in every town, in every city.
02:34:36
The world needs to see tiny, itsy bitsy just a smidge in the.
02:34:42
And proud enough to say
02:34:47
that everyone is just a little
02:34:51
dumb for.
02:34:58
I get you get a little, get a little time.
02:35:02
Look at all the guys.
02:35:05
Little guys.
02:35:07
Happy one is just stomping all
02:35:12
you up.
02:35:21
Way well.
02:35:25
Oh, there.
02:35:25
That's why.
02:35:27
And then we'll do this.
02:35:30
I have a method to my madness here.
02:35:31
I assume everyone has down syndrome.
02:35:36
Or been in the cockpit before.
02:35:38
Oh, sure.
02:35:38
I've never been up in a plane before.
02:35:41
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
02:35:43
Do you want me to check the weather clearance?
02:35:45
Oh, why don't you take care of it,
02:35:47
Joey?
02:35:49
Ever hang around the gymnasium?
02:35:52
We better get back now. Joey.
02:35:53
No. Joey, you can stay here for a while if you like, could I?
02:35:56
Okay, if you don't get in the way, like 2098 to Denver radio climbing to Cruz
02:36:01
at 42,000, we'll report again over Lincoln over and out.
02:36:06
Wait a minute, I know you.
02:36:08
You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
02:36:10
You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
02:36:14
I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else.
02:36:16
My name is Roger Murdock.
02:36:18
I'm the copilot.
02:36:23
The copilot?
02:36:28
Well, wait.
02:36:29
What? Oh, here we go.
02:36:31
Yeah.
02:36:42
Wait.
02:36:52
If you don't want to talk the way this Bible talks,
02:36:55
you should keep your mouth shut when you're going to be.
02:37:11
Well,
02:37:12
you can tell by the way I use my one that I'm a huge cock.
02:37:16
Why balls?
02:37:16
My balls, Lance allowed women scorn.
02:37:19
I've been an atheist since I was born.
02:37:21
I guess it's not all right.
02:37:23
It's not okay. She can't look the other way.
02:37:26
She does not try to understand.
02:37:28
The Bible makes no fucking sense.
02:37:30
But the question of whether you're a muslim.
02:37:32
Yeah, your book is a lie.
02:37:34
Your book is a lie from the period of Moses until the Book of Mormon.
02:37:37
Yeah. Your book is a lie.
02:37:38
You fucking lie, Oh, God, the book is a lie.
02:37:43
Your book is a lie. Ha ha ha!
02:37:46
Up up
02:37:48
up up.
02:37:53
La la la la la la la.
02:37:56
Oh oh.
02:37:59
Well, we start the show, then we get high enough.
02:38:02
I can't do it either. It's wife desire.
02:38:04
She claims that heaven is something true.
02:38:06
I'm a ranch man and she hates that.
02:38:08
Do you know it's not all right?
02:38:10
It's not okay.
02:38:11
The hotel terrace where I'll stay.
02:38:13
She can't try to understand.
02:38:16
Religion makes no fucking sense.
02:38:18
Whether you're a Buddhist or whether you are Jewish.
02:38:20
Yeah, you focus a lot.
02:38:21
You focus a lot.
02:38:22
Jesus was a cross to Muhammad.
02:38:24
Oh, yeah, you focus a lot. You focus a lot.
02:38:27
How do you come up?
02:38:29
You focus a lot, you focus on
02:38:34
No. Oh.
02:38:45
000, your God is no way to get him.
02:38:51
Master spaghetti monster. Yeah!
02:38:57
Oh oh, your god is no way.
02:39:01
Food made of spaghetti.
02:39:06
Oh, well, you get down.
02:39:10
Get the my major. Come back door slam! Fuck!
02:39:14
Oh, rats allowed women scorn.
02:39:16
I've been an atheist since I was.
02:39:18
No, it's not all right.
02:39:20
It's not. Okay.
02:39:21
Then let's quit the other day.
02:39:23
She does not try to understand.
02:39:25
This all makes no fucking sense.
02:39:28
Whether you are Hindu or whether there is no.
02:39:30
Yeah, you focus a lot.
02:39:31
You focus on like, Sodom and Gomorrah.
02:39:33
It's not even a sort.
02:39:34
No, your book is a lot.
02:39:35
Your book is a lot of.
02:39:38
Oh, yeah.
02:39:39
You put this a lot in the book, is it not?
02:39:43
Come off.
02:39:44
This is.
02:39:45
00000.
02:39:57
Your God is no one who made the.
02:40:03
Spaghetti monster.
02:40:04
Yeah.
02:40:09
Your god is no way to eat me again
02:40:14
in your.
02:40:20
Your god is go. Bye.
02:40:22
But daddy monster.
02:40:25
Spaghetti monster. Yeah.
02:40:27
Oh. Oh,
02:40:31
your god is no
02:40:34
made us again.
02:40:37
Oh, God. I'm.
02:40:42
Your god is no.
02:40:44
They help us gather
02:40:47
spaghetti monster.
02:40:48
Yeah. Oh!
02:40:53
Your god is no.
02:40:56
Made us forget
02:40:59
spaghetti monster.
02:41:00
Yeah.
02:41:04
Is pretty good
02:41:05
I like it.
02:41:06
Okay. My.
02:41:06
Well, it's talk the way this Bible talks just this.
02:41:10
Your mouth shut.
02:41:11
You should keep your mouth shut. It's. Play it again.
02:41:13
You should keep your mouth shut.
02:41:14
Is what the one of other.
02:41:16
Yeah, I learned my lesson.
02:41:18
Yeah, it's kind of sad because, there was like
02:41:21
I wrote, I wrote that, which is great.
02:41:25
I my favorite line is, the Sodom and Gomorrah.
02:41:28
It's not even a sort of. No, your book is a lie.
02:41:32
I like that I noticed that you had to change me.
02:41:34
The prophet one.
02:41:36
It kept coming out. Muhammad is a prophet.
02:41:38
It didn't hear.
02:41:39
That isn't okay.
02:41:40
Isn't? Yeah, I like oh that's all.
02:41:43
Yeah. Sorry.
02:41:43
I know that's it isn't prophet and then the, the
02:41:47
just the way that it whatever phonetically
02:41:49
based on the original lyrics that were there, it matched.
02:41:53
It wouldn't.
02:41:54
Yeah.
02:41:55
I figured that there was probably some weird.
02:41:57
So the whole thing was like, everybody sucks except Mohammed.
02:42:00
Basically. I was like, no, yeah, I don't.
02:42:03
I wrote it under the guise of what Gary would have written if Gary wrote it.
02:42:07
And it's kind of sad
02:42:08
that we now need to, I need to kind of take the atheist angle.
02:42:12
I guess. I don't know.
02:42:15
Somebody has to do it.
02:42:17
That was a little harsh, though.
02:42:19
I mean, it's religion though, so I get it.
02:42:22
I don't I don't, I don't I don't think the entire book is a lie.
02:42:25
That's what I'll go on record.
02:42:26
No, it is funny though, I don't I don't believe what I wrote
02:42:29
for the most part, but it is hilarious because I like poking fun.
02:42:31
But it's it's it is interesting because every single religion
02:42:34
is going to tell you that the other book is is a lie.
02:42:38
So no, no, theirs is the one that's lying.
02:42:41
Ours is the one that's true.
02:42:42
And then there I like it on the show is the one that's
02:42:44
when I became more of an adult or a late teenager.
02:42:48
I would
02:42:50
ask my pastor, I'm like, well,
02:42:52
so you're telling me that you touched me there out of the 287 religions
02:42:57
or whatever, the actual sanctioned ones, so 286 of them, they're all going to hell.
02:43:01
And instead of just saying, yeah,
02:43:03
they came up with this weird backwards comment, well,
02:43:06
and I was like, I don't I don't buy that.
02:43:09
I'm like, so that's just questioning me.
02:43:11
It's making me think that maybe that my, the, our religion isn't the one.
02:43:15
So I'm going to try and explore other ones.
02:43:17
Oh I don't do that.
02:43:18
We just feel like, look they're all very similar.
02:43:20
So just pick one and stick with it.
02:43:23
But just give us your money.
02:43:25
Well, if religion has it its way, there is.
02:43:28
It definitely matters which one you pick.
02:43:33
Grew up with religion.
02:43:34
Then every so often somebody will say to you quite disapprovingly,
02:43:38
you may not have faith in God, but you could show a bit more jabber
02:43:42
for those people who do.
02:43:46
I guess in my head I haven't looked at a map
02:43:47
and I thought Port Huron was like, maybe like tucked in up here
02:43:50
to where it was more part of, like the major Port Huron
02:43:56
lake, like you do.
02:43:58
But it's basically just they go down the Saint Clair River.
02:44:01
Yeah. They just go down the Saint Clair River.
02:44:03
But that's a giant ass river, dude.
02:44:05
That's like, hey,
02:44:05
you want to go take a fucking, floral donut on the Detroit River?
02:44:10
Because, like, you get these motherfuckers like,
02:44:12
yeah, that puts it in the scale right there.
02:44:14
That's the fucking cruise ship freighter or whatever.
02:44:17
Yeah.
02:44:17
What happens if, like, one of those gets in your way?
02:44:20
Well, here's the fun fact.
02:44:21
They closed down the fucking seaway during the float.
02:44:24
So people can do this.
02:44:25
So this is a sanctioned event. Yep.
02:44:29
From what I understand, I could be wrong.
02:44:31
Please correct me if I'm like them wrong.
02:44:32
I love being corrected because that means I finally learn something.
02:44:36
Oh my God, that's an alien dude.
02:44:37
They're glowing in the dark like there's a human amid a humanoid figure.
02:44:42
See, that's the perfect example.
02:44:45
Dude, I see a face and everything.
02:44:46
Not only does it look like a face zoomed back into that fucker.
02:44:48
Wait, it look like the Shroud of Turin?
02:44:50
I saw Jesus's face. Yeah. Jesus is honest.
02:44:54
Yeah, I mean, you'll see it.
02:44:56
Now to that I said it
02:44:58
or you'll never find it again.
02:44:59
It's gone.
02:45:00
Yeah, well, it's one of these up here.
02:45:02
It's gone now. You're way too high.
02:45:04
It was right after the split here. And can you get higher?
02:45:08
Yeah, that was it.
02:45:09
It was up there. Yeah, it's up there. You just pass it.
02:45:11
Oh no. It's there.
02:45:12
Down down down down down down down down I saw it right.
02:45:15
There's two of them but that's about it.
02:45:16
Yeah that's it. Yeah.
02:45:18
Look at the face. Dude.
02:45:19
There's a face. Angel.
02:45:20
Zoom into the head, bro.
02:45:22
Yeah, there's a fucking alien.
02:45:24
Angry alien eyes and a fucked in.
02:45:29
Oh, no, that's going to be a real thing.
02:45:31
Now they're going to, like, zoom into the angel alien.
02:45:33
And if you go all the way down the Saint Clair River.
02:45:35
And then what? Which one?
02:45:36
Which way do you take the.
02:45:37
You take the Canadian route
02:45:38
or you bust up in this bitch, or whichever way takes you, whichever way takes you.
02:45:43
Where is Haasan's island?
02:45:46
Is that way the fuck up.
02:45:47
And then you end up in anchor Bay.
02:45:50
You. I wouldn't want to end up there, dude.
02:45:51
That's all algae and fucking nasty. Yeah, like Saint Clair.
02:45:54
Yeah, that's the worst part of the fucking river basin there.
02:45:58
Right in the basin.
02:45:58
And then all that gross shit dumps into here, and then it gets even worse.
02:46:02
Yeah. They're like, please stop me. And you go right to the Detroit River.
02:46:04
Then you go to Lake Erie, then you go up lake over Buffalo.
02:46:07
The next thing you know, you're like, oh shit, if we don't stop in New York
02:46:09
and the next thing you know, you're in the middle of the ocean.
02:46:14
Is anyone ever done that?
02:46:16
How long does that take?
02:46:17
The boat?
02:46:18
You boat the whole way?
02:46:19
Yeah. They do the shipping lane.
02:46:21
They do it all the time. It's called the Saint Lawrence Seaway.
02:46:24
That's how old I am. I know shit like that.
02:46:27
I'm on a boat.
02:46:28
Did you know that? Don't you?
02:46:29
Don't you get fucked up over here somewhere,
02:46:31
and there's, like, a giant thing here that prevents you from making it.
02:46:34
No, dude.
02:46:34
It's called the Saint Lawrence Seaway.
02:46:36
Is that right?
02:46:37
Now, the seaway includes the Soo.
02:46:39
Saint Mary locks all the way. It goes all the way up through.
02:46:42
How do you get the. You can get.
02:46:44
Let's do it. Yeah. There's like awesome left and right.
02:46:46
And you got to, like, just zoom out a little bit.
02:46:48
You see, there's a canal that goes around the falls somewhere. Like,
02:46:51
you know, there's what you definitely don't is that Niagara Falls or. No.
02:46:55
Yeah it is.
02:46:55
You don't go there. It's you've already turned right up there.
02:46:58
You go through here, you go through here, and then you end up in this little,
02:47:00
this little ravine, this little, this water right there.
02:47:04
That's a huge that's not a piss water, dude.
02:47:06
That's a fucking huge canal.
02:47:08
The hydro canal.
02:47:10
I don't know what it is. I don't know how to do it.
02:47:12
But the other day, I did exactly what you're doing.
02:47:13
And I started in Chicago where it.
02:47:15
And it actually ends in Chicago. You can't get past
02:47:18
that.
02:47:18
I thought it went all the way to, like, the Mississippi River and shit.
02:47:21
Back to the fucking figure out how wild play
02:47:24
Niagara Falls, whirlpool.
02:47:27
That doesn't sound as exciting.
02:47:28
We're going to Niagara.
02:47:29
That's where the we're going to these.
02:47:32
See? Yeah, these are just fucking rapids. Like
02:47:37
I think they're a little bit more than rapids.
02:47:38
Can you drop your little dude in there?
02:47:40
Can we walk around the falls? That'd be cool.
02:47:42
And I dropped my little dude.
02:47:43
Yeah.
02:47:44
Did they get that little Google car to go down the falls yet?
02:47:47
The little Cracker Barrel?
02:47:48
See what I did there? We still have callbacks, everyone.
02:47:51
We were in the parking lot, that's for damn sure. Yeah, but you.
02:47:53
I don't think you can see the falls from the parking lot.
02:47:57
It's bizarre.
02:47:58
If you're. If you're on one side.
02:47:59
I don't remember which. I've been to the falls a few times.
02:48:01
That you're just walking down a regular trail.
02:48:03
It's like nothing because you're on the top.
02:48:05
You know what I mean?
02:48:06
It's all pleasant.
02:48:07
And all of a sudden you start to hear
02:48:10
the water picking up, and then you're on the
02:48:14
you're at the falls.
02:48:18
What's a whirlpool arrow?
02:48:21
I don't know, it sounds like it goes
02:48:22
over the air, over the whirlpool.
02:48:25
Look at there's the falls.
02:48:27
Those are the falls, Ludwig!
02:48:28
No shit, buddy, they're all Asian.
02:48:31
Was. I think they came off this birth.
02:48:34
Yeah, well, they got to blow out the number and shit.
02:48:37
Like, why are they so specific on all this shit?
02:48:39
It's, I it's just any numbers are blurred out
02:48:43
poorly, by the way.
02:48:45
You could you could find it.
02:48:46
You can walk left or right, and it's usually revealed.
02:48:53
Okay, so back to this.
02:48:54
While you're while you're going down the Saint Lawrence Seaway,
02:48:58
that's called O'Brien's. Okay.
02:49:00
Oh, he's not working. It's Labor Day. Well, what's wrong with him?
02:49:03
Is he hurt?
02:49:04
He hasn't chatted.
02:49:05
We got one comment today. Spartacus.
02:49:09
Yeah, I know, what is this?
02:49:11
I don't, asshole.
02:49:15
Why can't you see over that ledge?
02:49:16
More like who's who's a jackass?
02:49:18
It's not doing there.
02:49:20
It's a car driver.
02:49:20
Google Earth, the service.
02:49:23
Well, there you go.
02:49:24
Now you can totally see over it.
02:49:26
Maybe this will look out.
02:49:27
Let me see through the lookout. That's awesome.
02:49:29
The way it goes. A little 3D like that. I kind of like that.
02:49:32
This guy's turning.
02:49:36
Do you make faces at the cars when you see them?
02:49:38
When you're driving? I do.
02:49:41
Yeah, I hope yeah.
02:49:43
I make faces every time.
02:49:46
But then I'm never I never remember where I am when I cross one.
02:49:50
So I never know when to move already.
02:49:51
Go look.
02:49:54
We've already looked at that.
02:49:57
Great Wolf Lodge butts right up to that motherfucker.
02:49:59
Of course it does.
02:50:01
That's quite the fucking waterpark.
02:50:03
Do you get Chutes and Ladders like the main thick of the falls?
02:50:06
Like, where is that bit? Yeah. What do you mean?
02:50:08
I was looking at.
02:50:09
Yeah.
02:50:10
You can't tell from up here, dude, you're like the rapids.
02:50:12
But then I was like, I think they're more than that now.
02:50:15
I think this is like the main dude.
02:50:17
Yeah, that's the horseshoe. It says Horseshoe Falls of Canada.
02:50:23
But you can't go in on down.
02:50:24
Zoom on that one. Right. Oh you can. Oh yeah. That's definitely it.
02:50:27
Oh, there we go.
02:50:31
That is a fucking never happened.
02:50:33
You know what makes you would do that?
02:50:36
What do you mean?
02:50:38
They drove the car, like, right up in this bitch.
02:50:41
No. Do they walk around?
02:50:42
I've, I talked about it last show. Dude.
02:50:44
I ran to a guy with a backpack and a fucking stick
02:50:46
sticking out and a fucking camera on the top that look like a little light,
02:50:49
you know, just like a light on top of a fucking cop car.
02:50:51
In the old days.
02:50:53
And he had a tablet and he was walking through Birmingham.
02:50:55
He's just walking through Birmingham, paying no mind anything that's in the way
02:50:59
he was walking.
02:50:59
You could tell he was following a fucking trail on his little tablet,
02:51:04
getting all the last views down there.
02:51:07
Here's a little hint to that.
02:51:08
A lot of people don't know.
02:51:09
You know how they got a lot of this footage.
02:51:13
Now through through the app game
02:51:15
called Pokemon Go.
02:51:19
Because what people didn't know is that it was filming.
02:51:22
A lot of the times you can go in there and turn it off, but people didn't.
02:51:25
It was on by default.
02:51:30
In your home and on the street, it's
02:51:32
just thought it was an easy way for crowdsourcing to do it for free.
02:51:35
They didn't have to pay people
02:51:36
to drive around in a car, they just had the Pokemon Go.
02:51:38
You can always seem to win the game first came out, filter all that shit.
02:51:41
How the hell?
02:51:43
What do you mean filter?
02:51:44
They filter by the GPS position.
02:51:46
Imagine you're just like your color.
02:51:48
You're just like coloring.
02:51:49
And whenever there isn't a spot, they try to get somebody to go to that spot.
02:51:51
Once they go to that spot, it fills it in.
02:51:54
Nowadays, though, dude, you see other people all the time.
02:51:56
They're updating it constantly.
02:51:57
Just like simulation theory.
02:51:59
There is an app Schrodinger's Cat.
02:52:02
I have never got to it.
02:52:03
The demo isn't good enough to try it out,
02:52:05
but they claim that it's just like Google Earth, but in real time,
02:52:10
like on, you know, declassified, not government level
02:52:12
that you can like zoom in, like Star Trek and see people walking on the street,
02:52:17
maybe not like for the second, real time,
02:52:22
I forget what the app was called, enemy of the state with Will Smith.
02:52:26
They did that.
02:52:27
Before we get too far away from staying alive, I got to show this.
02:52:32
Oh, we'll revisit Stayin Alive later again, just for the fuck of it.
02:52:36
Maybe not that.
02:52:38
Not saying that this is one of those weird videos where you got to read it.
02:52:41
It says in 2020,
02:52:42
Shaquille O'Neal lost
02:52:43
a bet to Dwayne Wade and was forced to grow out his hairline on National TV.
02:52:46
Instead of hiding it, Shaquille leaned all the way in Tibet, debuting
02:52:51
the sharpest, most unapologetic forehead line up in NBA broadcast history.
02:52:56
His head looks so
02:52:57
small and his neck and face looks so big.
02:53:01
You know what?
02:53:01
The one on the left.
02:53:03
He reminds me of Ben Shapiro.
02:53:05
You want to play that?
02:53:07
He looks like he just got, like, burnt a bit.
02:53:09
I love the Yamaka is what he looks like.
02:53:11
He's burnt because of the color. Do this thing. He's not really thick.
02:53:14
Oh, you mean the top now? Dude, look at health.
02:53:16
Yeah, he still had somebody.
02:53:20
All right, so I'm white.
02:53:21
I don't know what that's called.
02:53:22
I know what a fade is, but what it's called,
02:53:23
what is it called when you make the line like that,
02:53:26
black people haircut,
02:53:28
which I always think when white people get that same kind of, like, line up shit
02:53:33
that it, it looks stupid as fuck.
02:53:36
See? I'm off.
02:53:37
I don't I don't look black people.
02:53:39
It looks great.
02:53:40
Like it looks like the way it's supposed to.
02:53:42
It looks fucking awesome.
02:53:43
But when white people get it, it's like, what are you doing?
02:53:45
It's racist,
02:53:48
you piece of shit.
02:53:49
Racist.
02:53:50
Next thing
02:53:50
know, it's going to say that it's okay
02:53:52
for black people to say the N-word was not okay for white people.
02:53:55
That's where that just if you don't edit, it just keeps going.
02:53:59
I put the H on it to emphasize it's nigger.
02:54:03
You know what?
02:54:03
I'm more offended to myself, the show
02:54:05
because I've said the N-word more than I've said nigger
02:54:08
or nigger.
02:54:09
And if I'm just referring to as saying the word,
02:54:11
it should not be offensive to me.
02:54:13
It should not be offensive to you.
02:54:14
If I'm just referring, did you call the child the nigger word?
02:54:18
That's like saying I got into a car accident one time.
02:54:20
I know it's word.
02:54:21
It's like saying my forefathers got into a car accident.
02:54:23
So now hearing the word car triggers me.
02:54:26
But you know, I can't speak.
02:54:28
I'm going to say the word car all the time and every one of my songs
02:54:31
as much as I can. So that gives you
02:54:34
so that gives you the right to call a child, five year
02:54:36
old nigger the N-word.
02:54:39
I think it does.
02:54:40
Let's check in on these ladies about them.
02:54:43
In the world record attempt and three youngest kids to wait.
02:54:49
I think it's weirder that they're sisters.
02:54:51
Longest lesbian kiss. What is this one?
02:54:54
Longest on screen kiss.
02:54:59
Well, they're just pushing lips together.
02:55:01
This isn't a kiss.
02:55:03
Hold on.
02:55:05
This isn't a kiss.
02:55:07
Well, what the fuck consists of a kiss to you?
02:55:09
There's a.
02:55:10
This is boring as fuck. It's world record.
02:55:12
Oh, it's definitely boring as fuck. We're not going to watch the whole thing.
02:55:14
This is such a cool verse.
02:55:16
Although her hand look, she's trying to add.
02:55:18
Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I do kind of.
02:55:19
I feel smitten, you know, they're women
02:55:22
touching the neck and, you know, they're women.
02:55:24
A man is like coming in as soon as you.
02:55:26
All right.
02:55:26
I'm going to be honest to if not to men, but if a man was kissing
02:55:29
a woman, he would be hard and ready to go just at the thought of it.
02:55:33
A woman needs to get warmed up.
02:55:34
She needs to kiss for four minutes before she gets a little turned on.
02:55:37
Something that I'm going to remember forever.
02:55:39
That's 30s.
02:55:40
We could learn about how to turn on a woman if you want.
02:55:42
You'd never think whilst you're kissing someone.
02:55:44
Someone from the Guinness World
02:55:45
Records will be watching and analyzing your every move.
02:55:49
You know, I could feel his eyes.
02:55:51
I'm like, this is like a lesbian couple.
02:55:55
Are these just two random people?
02:55:58
So this is some weird Australian game
02:55:59
show that I thought it was like Treasure Island or Survivor Lovers or something.
02:56:03
It's funny, but I'm.
02:56:04
So who is the name of the show at one point?
02:56:07
You know, it just broke, but I'm confused why they're making Australia
02:56:10
two women history.
02:56:10
That is. One minute.
02:56:11
You know how easy this would be to break.
02:56:14
You want to break your legs?
02:56:16
You of your chick?
02:56:17
Because really, this is gay, lesbian, gay.
02:56:20
It's just on kiss. Kiss.
02:56:22
You can kiss with your wife or your girlfriend.
02:56:24
Whatever you screen.
02:56:25
Connor asked to be on screen.
02:56:27
Yeah, because this is a this is a reality television show.
02:56:29
So that's why it's on screen.
02:56:31
And that's why they forced two women to do it.
02:56:33
Because they want to be edgy.
02:56:34
So this is this is this this is farther than I watched it already.
02:56:38
Yeah.
02:56:40
What do you reckon she's up to?
02:56:41
Oh, yeah. This is the weird show that's going on.
02:56:43
We'll check back with them later.
02:56:44
I'm going to keep it rolling, though.
02:56:46
Weird. This is fascinating.
02:56:49
Thank you for Popular Mechanics.
02:56:51
I'm not going to subscribe today, but we're going to read.
02:56:53
Science has translated the inner monologue.
02:56:56
The implications are incredible.
02:56:58
What that means.
02:57:02
I have to mute the world record
02:57:03
because there's still talk, and it's hard to think
02:57:07
what this implies or infers.
02:57:08
I don't know the right word to say.
02:57:09
We don't have a language expert
02:57:12
says this could be a game changer for patients
02:57:14
suffering from mobility issues narrowed to death, degenerative diseases
02:57:19
and other speech related disabilities like myself.
02:57:24
What it is saying,
02:57:25
though, is they have actually heard, you know, your thoughts.
02:57:28
They call it the inner monologue,
02:57:31
but that literally means your thoughts.
02:57:35
They can translate them and hear them.
02:57:36
So people that have used to be able to talk
02:57:38
or can't talk anymore, just if they can think
02:57:41
they can actually translate that to me.
02:57:44
That's crazy.
02:57:46
There's no video or story.
02:57:47
I just wanted to mention that science is now.
02:57:49
Science is now able to read your thoughts.
02:57:53
Why is it crazy?
02:57:55
Because it's science fiction that wasn't supposed to happen in our lifetime.
02:57:57
It's not science fiction. Why is that? Science fiction?
02:57:59
We skipped. What? Science fact now, I guess.
02:58:02
Well, you know, that's science fiction.
02:58:03
A lot of the science fiction novels and movies
02:58:06
were based off of actual scientific principles.
02:58:09
Sure.
02:58:10
And the other way, I mean, they may get us conditioned,
02:58:12
like the flip phone in the Star Trek communicator,
02:58:14
but they also may have been inspired by somebody's imagination in a movie or
02:58:18
in a story.
02:58:20
Sure.
02:58:20
But I mean, I like Michio Kaku.
02:58:23
He's a theoretical physicist, which means he is
02:58:27
theory of
02:58:30
physicists.
02:58:30
This is this is, a lot of what he does.
02:58:33
He's written books about, like, what is, you know, technology
02:58:35
that's going to exist in the future.
02:58:36
And so they would just go to people that are writing science fiction novels
02:58:40
that exist in the future, would go to those types of people and go,
02:58:43
hey, what kind of technology is going to exist in the future?
02:58:46
And then they write about it, and then idiots from, you know,
02:58:49
once time progresses and they go, oh my God, the Star Wars, they
02:58:53
Star Trek.
02:58:54
I predicted they said, they predicted you before it happened.
02:58:58
Sure about this before it happened.
02:59:00
And it's like, no, they science knew about it before it happened.
02:59:03
Sure.
02:59:04
But then while they're doing that, Star Wars may see some, you know,
02:59:07
you may some kid maybe growing up see a lightsaber and be like,
02:59:09
I want to invent that and spend his whole life like Elon Musk trying to.
02:59:13
It's not going to bend back. And it's.
02:59:17
No, wait, what lightsaber bends back on.
02:59:21
You can't get the light to bend back on itself,
02:59:23
otherwise it would just go inevitably, like in the one direction.
02:59:26
You'd have to get it to turn and come back.
02:59:29
Otherwise your lightsaber would be like, inevitable.
02:59:31
Like as long as you know
02:59:33
you're assuming it's made out of laser, you're retarded.
02:59:38
I'm a nerd.
02:59:39
I know that it's made out of plasma,
02:59:42
which is just like a nozzle.
02:59:44
Control it just right. It will end.
02:59:46
And they have created a plasma lightsaber that actually cuts.
02:59:52
But whether it's quite bang, bang, bang.
02:59:55
I think it would kill each other there for a little bit.
02:59:58
No. No they wouldn't. Yeah.
03:00:00
They just go through each other. Oh, but that's not what you said.
03:00:02
You said you made it think that just because the laser goes forever, that
03:00:06
a lightsaber
03:00:07
you implied
03:00:07
you had to put a mirror on the end of it and bounce it back into the hut and husk.
03:00:10
No, not to the hilt,
03:00:12
to the hilt.
03:00:15
I have to have this ready.
03:00:16
Well, I got a light saber, not a plasma saber.
03:00:19
All right, that's a great point.
03:00:21
But, what is plasma?
03:00:24
It's the fourth state of matter.
03:00:27
Is it?
03:00:28
Yeah,
03:00:29
I asked a question, but I didn't really know
03:00:31
what I was going to do with the answer.
03:00:32
It's a, it's when you,
03:00:36
take a
03:00:37
so it's an electric charge, a gas, which typically is air.
03:00:41
And what happens is the, the, electrical,
03:00:44
the, the charge knocks off,
03:00:47
an electron or something or two
03:00:49
from the, the air, which causes it to be positively charged,
03:00:55
which allows you to then put voltage across the air and use it to our.
03:01:01
So it sounds a lot like what's inside of that light.
03:01:03
And we call that a neon light. We don't call that neon plasma
03:01:07
I don't know.
03:01:09
So I think if you can lighted the plasma
03:01:12
and then it was.
03:01:15
I don't know either.
03:01:16
I don't know, I think it's the high frequency.
03:01:18
It's very high frequency, which is like I said, neon wouldn't be.
03:01:24
Is that, Oh, God sakes,
03:01:28
get gas in dirty Duke.
03:01:31
That's a what, a sticky snack.
03:01:33
And that's one of the little alien guys from Men in Black.
03:01:37
That's a spinner.
03:01:38
Only Italian.
03:01:39
No you don't. Parmigiano. Pepperoni.
03:01:42
And that's a walking tongue emoji
03:01:45
which sent it to the wrong one.
03:01:47
And that's a whole roast chicken.
03:01:49
Well and good.
03:01:51
That is too. Prudes in a pod.
03:01:53
Is that a dog, or is that Josh?
03:01:57
That's a silky action.
03:01:59
Wiener and Dash called a Stanley Steamer
03:02:03
co-founder general corporate disappear.
03:02:06
And he's the best when these three dogs are not impressed.
03:02:12
This dog had dreams of Olympic glory. Oh,
03:02:16
and that's Falkor from the Neverending story.
03:02:20
Oh, I missed this beautiful specimen
03:02:22
repeating. But.
03:02:30
Let me keep going somewhere.
03:02:32
I'm going somewhere with it. I just got to get to it.
03:02:34
Unless you want to have to. Same living.
03:02:36
That'd be great. At the sandwich. You're the.
03:02:38
This podcast days are numbered.
03:02:40
Fresh, delicious.
03:02:42
Tasty, meaty, turkey filled cold
03:02:46
cut combo.
03:02:52
Fuck is that? Rug.
03:02:59
Or some other portion of the show?
03:03:04
Special.
03:03:05
You know,
03:03:07
year on, year after year.
03:03:09
Is it any.
03:03:12
Do it. Please.
03:03:14
I mean, is it really is.
03:03:15
You think it's over the leaves?
03:03:17
Hang on there.
03:03:19
Those added sons
03:03:22
are those added to the meat for sure I don't know.
03:03:24
Is it skewer sticks?
03:03:25
Like what if that would like for you guys.
03:03:28
You would be the only thing that makes sense right now.
03:03:30
She's taking them all out.
03:03:31
It needs to get weird.
03:03:33
No, it looks like there she.
03:03:35
It looks like there were toothpicks. Oh, what's
03:03:39
going on?
03:03:40
Down to pieces?
03:03:41
We it.
03:03:44
Oh, yeah.
03:03:44
It is two things that
03:03:47
we got.
03:03:48
Well, I wish they would tell us
03:03:49
what the fuck's going on here before they start the goddamn video.
03:03:53
It does look like giant ribs.
03:03:56
Yeah. What do we doing? What is happening?
03:03:59
What is this shit?
03:04:01
Is that a dog? That's not a dog.
03:04:03
Little tail, just hanging around.
03:04:07
I like how she's making a sandwich.
03:04:10
Or if a sandwich is. What is it?
03:04:12
Was he a fix or fucked sandwiches?
03:04:14
Nope. It's out of nothing.
03:04:16
And so, like, a stupid fucking song would be like Cleaver, you know?
03:04:21
Yeah, it's a chop.
03:04:23
Whether it's a chopping block where you saw him,
03:04:26
but not very sharp. That's why.
03:04:31
I mean, it looks pretty sharp to chop.
03:04:35
It's nice.
03:04:36
Here's what she's doing.
03:04:37
This is looking at a gun.
03:04:39
Oh, you got a bow? Yeah. You got a brownie?
03:04:41
Yeah.
03:04:42
Of course, with a bunch of, Just wait.
03:04:45
What are you saying?
03:04:47
Sorry, I think I just heard something in the song.
03:04:49
There's a pancake break.
03:04:50
Said the rainbow.
03:04:52
Might hear praise from the Pioneer Park.
03:04:55
It's a little worn down and you see.
03:05:01
Saw it?
03:05:02
She live in in style.
03:05:06
We're gonna do some reggae
03:05:09
with some of her go life in
03:05:12
the house.
03:05:13
It's not something I'm proud about is
03:05:16
how to use a
03:05:21
at all.
03:05:22
The other eggs like you gonna peel all the eggs?
03:05:25
Go. Yeah.
03:05:26
I mean, really, really hard boiled. Very good.
03:05:29
I. Love she didn't have another one.
03:05:33
The thing.
03:05:34
The thing to use the table here.
03:05:37
She's chopping up the eggs.
03:05:39
Oh, she's actually leaving.
03:05:41
Live with it. Cut
03:05:44
me way more than that of the laziest.
03:05:46
Got there is the yo yo.
03:05:48
Oh, those are fucking soggy ass froze in a small.
03:05:55
What is she making? Is this going to be a salad?
03:05:57
Great ground on sets of titles over
03:06:00
when they do the turn back around the back to that sandwich.
03:06:06
Only for sandwiches.
03:06:08
What is it with you? Your fix her fucked sandwiches.
03:06:10
Stupid fuck.
03:06:12
Oh, damn.
03:06:14
She's hiding.
03:06:16
What does the.
03:06:19
Look. Okay.
03:06:20
When was that? Coca-Cola?
03:06:22
Oh, it's probably vinegar.
03:06:25
Yeah, they're flour and a flavor.
03:06:29
More flour.
03:06:30
Vinegar?
03:06:33
That looks like shit. Now.
03:06:35
Okay.
03:06:38
It's just some kind of sugar.
03:06:41
It's gonna come alive.
03:06:43
Maybe. No. It's barbecue.
03:06:45
I don't know what it is.
03:06:48
What is that?
03:06:48
These French fry, like some chili fries are gonna mix in there.
03:06:52
Just. Fuck.
03:06:54
No, that wasn't fries, dude.
03:06:55
That was that shit that's in, Eggrolls.
03:06:58
Which is in a jar.
03:06:59
I'm not saying that to be funny.
03:07:00
That's like the
03:07:03
cabbage noodles that are in eggrolls, but
03:07:04
that's the exact word.
03:07:07
Some of them I got to put in the sauce.
03:07:10
Very special.
03:07:12
But we're not done much to see after you got a couple minutes.
03:07:18
Yeah. I don't think it's a sandwich.
03:07:20
Please do what I'm saying.
03:07:23
Summer's over.
03:07:24
I know these are changing.
03:07:26
Right on my last box.
03:07:28
If she's got a thing in there, why didn't she just put in a way?
03:07:31
Because she's all right. Oh, yeah. Pick it up, bro.
03:07:35
With those, you can get the very last little bit of it.
03:07:37
Is also, you can have like eight that a while ago.
03:07:41
I just say not putting all that extra chick on it is one way.
03:07:45
Yeah.
03:07:46
You stop wait wait wait wait wait.
03:07:49
In the beginning, that's the sandwich.
03:07:52
Cuz we never watch the cooking.
03:07:53
We wait for.
03:07:56
What the hell was that?
03:07:58
What did we just watch?
03:07:59
I don't know, that wasn't a sandwich.
03:08:00
Just for damn sure. No.
03:08:01
It was.
03:08:02
That's why there was a question. Why there wasn't?
03:08:05
No. It was. Yeah.
03:08:07
I don't think so.
03:08:08
What sandwich you about it?
03:08:10
Where was the bread?
03:08:13
I mean,
03:08:15
where's that? Right.
03:08:17
I think it was that part of
03:08:20
porcupine meat. Where's the bread?
03:08:27
Chicken. And.
03:08:27
Oh, go back to the chicken, isn't it?
03:08:29
Yeah. Fuck. Okay.
03:08:31
Oh, yeah.
03:08:33
So the the world record already.
03:08:35
Did I turn the sound? Oh, I turn the sound on.
03:08:37
Why do they have, like, funky stuff attached to them?
03:08:40
I think it's for safety because they're on a very tall skyscraper.
03:08:45
This is like a normal lookout where people can go
03:08:49
is for the show.
03:08:50
Why did they have to be in a skyscraper to do this?
03:08:54
Wait, no, it looks like there's a huge.
03:08:59
Are they knew each other?
03:09:02
I don't know whether it's just a little bit of romance
03:09:04
or we're both really competitive, but hell yeah, let's smash
03:09:07
his record.
03:09:11
They just said, let's smash.
03:09:15
Let's go.
03:09:16
Nobody thinks it's weird that they're, like, identical twin sisters.
03:09:19
Or is that just me? I don't know.
03:09:21
Oh, no, I don't think it's weird. I think it's hard. But.
03:09:24
Yeah, but it's hard.
03:09:25
But it's it's a network primetime show.
03:09:28
It's just good, clean, family fun.
03:09:31
What did you have, Brian?
03:09:32
Brooke, I apologize for having to officially,
03:09:35
interrupt and observe that private moment.
03:09:38
But I can't say I bet this is,
03:09:41
a new Guinness World Records title in five minutes.
03:09:47
I've been playing soccer.
03:09:50
Oh, yeah.
03:09:52
All right, now let's see the Guinness World Record for the longest scissors.
03:09:55
Well, that's history.
03:09:57
That's history right there.
03:09:59
Right?
03:10:00
The world will be proud when they look back on that moment.
03:10:04
Yeah, you get it.
03:10:04
That's a sandwich.
03:10:05
Those two layers are sandwiched together.
03:10:10
Do you feel like the Guinness Book of World Records was always
03:10:12
bastardized like that, or did that just become a phenomenon?
03:10:15
The more it became like a synonymous thing that people thought,
03:10:18
oh, all I have to do is think of something no one's done.
03:10:20
And let me just claim that as a record.
03:10:25
I think is I have to like, entertain that shit.
03:10:27
Unfortunately.
03:10:29
So I'm old enough to remember when it came out every year,
03:10:32
and it was so cool because there was no internet.
03:10:34
I mean, we didn't like, okay, it's out and get it,
03:10:36
but it'd be like, oh, look, here's the new one.
03:10:37
We try to compare if anything was beat the cool, you know, the
03:10:41
the funny things that little kids like to think about.
03:10:45
You know?
03:10:52
What the fuck?
03:10:52
Oh, that was that you like little kid?
03:10:56
I yeah, I like little kids.
03:10:57
I hang or hung around my niece and nephew.
03:10:59
Today was great.
03:11:01
When, you know, when they're that age, you can just watch them
03:11:03
run around in the yard in the air. Energy, feet.
03:11:05
You know, you feed off it.
03:11:07
It's great.
03:11:08
Yeah. You feed off of them. We had a gay old time.
03:11:14
Yeah, not like a Trina Chrome style feed off of.
03:11:16
Just feed off of their vibrant energy.
03:11:19
It's normal, healthy even another I like tick tick
03:11:22
tock tick and pass that shit until you about I'm gay.
03:11:25
You sure I'm gay?
03:11:26
I like mustaches, I like to touch, but
03:11:29
when they open that up, it's okay.
03:11:32
Alexa, they saw it.
03:11:34
And Madonna is from the fire. Born this way.
03:11:37
I'm gay girl.
03:11:38
I get it.
03:11:40
I'm gonna get girl.
03:11:41
I'll get I got to get.
03:11:45
So guys,
03:11:46
I'm getting down.
03:11:48
Girl I'm getting up.
03:11:50
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta get the job done.
03:11:53
And the live all the stuff with the.
03:11:56
He's gonna do it.
03:12:00
Nobody.
03:12:04
He. Can I get it, I get I'm
03:12:08
oh, you ask him. Hey, look,
03:12:10
this is way worse than I thought it would turn out.
03:12:13
I'm gay.
03:12:13
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good,
03:12:17
I'm good.
03:12:18
I come out, I
03:12:21
sweat,
03:12:23
there's a
03:12:25
Asian, a black.
03:12:27
My guy.
03:12:29
If I can shut up,
03:12:31
I'm not sure what they have.
03:12:33
I'm not sure what that one is.
03:12:35
He's on the street a bunch,
03:12:38
okay?
03:12:38
He's just.
03:12:41
But. Yeah.
03:12:42
Yeah. Injuries.
03:12:43
Have you believe I can change?
03:12:47
Get it?
03:12:52
Did you pick and choose?
03:12:53
Because I don't remember being quite so gay.
03:12:56
Being gay is a sin.
03:12:57
And Jesus died for our sins before Jesus died for the guy.
03:13:03
He's.
03:13:03
What did he just say?
03:13:05
That Jesus died for the gays?
03:13:07
There was a Shia thing,
03:13:10
you know, if Jesus did die, I mean, that's a true story
03:13:13
and it's an actual happening he did for time for the gays to.
03:13:24
What what?
03:13:32
The gig is.
03:13:38
I respect the parents. Yep.
03:13:42
Remember that you plan on having children
03:13:43
with your, significant.
03:13:47
You get a good 3 to 6 years of that.
03:13:52
I had soccer, gymnastics.
03:13:54
Sorry.
03:13:54
I don't want to bore you with my child stories, okay?
03:13:58
What do you got? You got anything left?
03:13:59
I think I think I got, you got your face swap.
03:14:04
Ironically misnamed
03:14:06
set that you want to set that up?
03:14:08
It's pulled up here
03:14:11
or save it.
03:14:14
That's it.
03:14:16
Yeah. Where is God?
03:14:17
I just feel like the reason that he hasn't.
03:14:19
He hasn't come back yet. He hasn't come back yet.
03:14:20
And I don't know what the reason is, but, the overall, it's just it's just gay.
03:14:26
I don't think he's coming back.
03:14:26
This is this has become gay. Yeah, it's become kind of gay.
03:14:30
Like,
03:14:30
it was fun at first, and now it's kind of gay.
03:14:33
Two guys talk about gay.
03:14:34
Three guys talking is not.
03:14:36
Yeah.
03:14:39
So three gays don't make a.
03:14:41
Well, this is an orgy, but there's a chance it three.
03:14:44
It was a higher chance that. Yeah.
03:14:47
I think, you know, I learned this three is, not an orgy.
03:14:51
You need at least five.
03:14:53
Three is just a three.
03:14:54
So you know what's for the.
03:14:56
How do I know?
03:14:57
How do you think I know?
03:15:00
I watched two and a Half Men.
03:15:01
Of course.
03:15:04
Would you watch them do four hits?
03:15:06
He. Four. He gives, like, eight different options.
03:15:08
You could have a threesome with a looky loo.
03:15:10
You. You know, which is a polite way of saying cock.
03:15:16
You could have two swinger you go, two couples swinging,
03:15:19
but as soon as you add the fifth person, that's the orgy.
03:15:22
You need five people for an orgy. It's been proven.
03:15:24
Just trust me.
03:15:27
Trust me.
03:15:31
Black or brown?
03:15:31
How many people do you need for a lawsuit?
03:15:34
We did that one.
03:15:35
One person.
03:15:36
You can sue yourself.
03:15:41
This is not a lot.
03:15:42
This is not legal.
03:15:43
Oh, here we go.
03:15:45
This is not a legal show.
03:15:47
Before we get into the Star Trek face swap.
03:15:51
Oh, I was going.
03:15:53
Well, yeah, let's go do that.
03:15:55
She's just family.
03:15:56
Sues Tesla after Cybertruck owner dies at 5000
03:15:59
degree inferno causing bones to disintegrate.
03:16:02
That seems pretty cold for a lithium battery actually.
03:16:05
Alive. Yeah, right.
03:16:06
And the Cybertruck,
03:16:07
after the stainless steel beast erupted in a 5000 degree inferno
03:16:10
so intense it causes bones to disintegrate,
03:16:12
according to a wrongful death lawsuit filed in Texas.
03:16:15
Michael Sheehan, 47.
03:16:18
But Michael Pickup, yeah.
03:16:20
Michael Strahan, 47, body futuristic pickup truck.
03:16:30
Breaking news Michael Michael Strahan is a Cybertruck owner.
03:16:33
And is that just three months later, on August 3rd, allegedly,
03:16:37
the truck veered off.
03:16:38
This is actually a scripted show, and it's all face fake.
03:16:41
Veered off.
03:16:42
Okay, so just three months later on, August 3rd, the truck veered off road,
03:16:48
slammed into a culvert and burst into flames near Beach City
03:16:51
around, around 30 miles east of Houston.
03:16:55
The raging fire trapped Sheehan inside the vehicle,
03:16:58
and the batteries power the $100,000 worth of went into catastrophic
03:17:02
failure, courts say in the courts filing say the blaze is so hot.
03:17:05
She had an in three hands skeletal system literally fractured from the heat.
03:17:10
So you would say, okay, they've maybe have like a lawsuit right.
03:17:13
Like I don't know what.
03:17:16
He was
03:17:17
eight inches shorter in length than he was before he burned.
03:17:20
What was that?
03:17:20
They didn't need to know that
03:17:22
I don't know, that even means how can you measure that?
03:17:25
Do you live?
03:17:26
Have you ever had a bonfire?
03:17:29
Like, so much shrinkage.
03:17:32
Do you have shrinkage?
03:17:33
Jerry?
03:17:35
Sheehan's widow, Shannon.
03:17:37
Shannon.
03:17:38
Shannon's widow, Shannon and his parents filed a suit in June
03:17:42
accusing Tesla of selling a vehicle so effectively designed,
03:17:46
it transformed a survivable crash into a fiery death.
03:17:50
That's just a lithium battery, you dumbass.
03:17:52
Public.
03:17:54
This was a single vehicle crash.
03:17:56
The petition states the crash forces were survivable
03:18:00
except for the fire, ergonomic shortcomings and deficient
03:18:04
crash worthiness, which all stem from the lithium battery.
03:18:07
I'm sure worst former industrial designer, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
03:18:13
No one.
03:18:14
Not only are you riding on top of a 3,000 pound 3,000
03:18:17
pounds of batteries this spaceship design, can you read that last part again?
03:18:20
It's important.
03:18:22
Not only
03:18:23
are you riding on top of 3,000 pounds of batteries,
03:18:27
you have to make sure you have 1,000 pounds
03:18:29
more than a car weighs on, you know, in your car, just in batteries.
03:18:33
And they say batteries
03:18:34
because the cell A batteries, it's really only one big block or two.
03:18:39
I mean, they make 1 or 2 maybe. No. Yeah.
03:18:42
He alleged Tesla put esthetics. Yeah.
03:18:44
I don't know what the esthetics in the Cybertruck
03:18:46
they put ahead of that because the thing looks like. Shit.
03:18:48
Ahead of the basic safety making it nearly impossible
03:18:52
for Sheehan to escape once
03:18:54
the truck lost power and said Sheehan, and found himself locked in a fire trap.
03:18:58
So the problem, the.
03:18:59
Yeah.
03:19:00
So the lawsuit says Cybertruck's electric electronically operated doors
03:19:03
can't be open.
03:19:04
Once power is cut, exterior handle handles fail and the manual release
03:19:08
latches are inside are unreasonably difficult to locate in an emergency.
03:19:12
Now, I've heard I've looked at comment sections
03:19:15
and people who have Tesla trucks are like, no, it's like you actually.
03:19:18
They're like, I have passengers that go for the manual locks
03:19:21
before they go for the automatic locks, because they're more convenient
03:19:24
and right where you would expect them to be.
03:19:26
And it's it's just a bit more convenient like it.
03:19:30
And so I don't know, but.
03:19:33
What everyone
03:19:34
ignores and I don't know if this is, an issue for you or not,
03:19:38
but, let's acknowledge
03:19:40
that she in in, in, in, in and had alcohol in the system.
03:19:44
Billy fact noted in the complaint.
03:19:46
But he argued that shouldn't sign his death warrant.
03:19:49
In fact the lawsuit targets.
03:19:51
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
03:19:54
Doing business as the bar and whiskey bar were.
03:19:56
Wait.
03:19:56
In fact, the lawsuit targets 301 bar.
03:20:00
I like doing business as the bar and whiskey bar where she
03:20:03
was allegedly overserved on the night of the crash.
03:20:06
Wait, so how is the wait?
03:20:13
Well, let's
03:20:13
signals that she had alcohol in the system and noted the complaint,
03:20:16
but he argued that that shouldn't be that she didn't sign his death warrant.
03:20:19
But they're still going to sue the bar.
03:20:25
If he was over, they're going
03:20:26
to sue us for causing this crash.
03:20:30
Anybody saying that it wasn't due to the alcohol, but
03:20:33
then they're going to sue the bar because of the crash.
03:20:40
It sounds kind of gay to me, I don't know.
03:20:42
So what they're saying is that the alcohol made him crash,
03:20:45
but if the truck was designed right, the crash would have been survivable.
03:20:48
So that's two. They're going to sue both people.
03:20:51
And in the same term they're saying that they didn't do anything wrong.
03:20:56
All right.
03:20:56
So his obituary said he loved cooking for family and friends.
03:21:01
The last thing he did as well is cook.
03:21:03
Oh. Was Perry was passionate about zombie movies that as well.
03:21:09
I could say you.
03:21:10
I'm sure he looked like a zombie when they pulled them out of that
03:21:14
and, lived life authentically and unapologetically so unapologetically.
03:21:18
I'm sure he like those two comments,
03:21:19
because I'm going to unapologetically say that those were in the script.
03:21:22
And this is a scripted show. This is all fake.
03:21:27
Oh my God.
03:21:28
They actually said he made a profound impact.
03:21:31
Yeah, he made a profound impact on so many lives.
03:21:33
He was unique, authentic, caring, funny, and he lived his life unapologetically.
03:21:38
We already said that in the above sentence.
03:21:41
What did he what did he impact with the car?
03:21:43
With the truck?
03:21:46
What did he crash into?
03:21:48
Is what I'm saying.
03:21:49
He crashed into veered off the road on his own?
03:21:53
No, I'm saying, but it wasn't even another car.
03:21:54
I mean, he'd probably say it was a single car accident.
03:21:57
Yeah, that means you were drunk and you.
03:21:59
You crashed the truck yourself.
03:22:01
Yeah.
03:22:03
Single car crash.
03:22:05
The crash forces were survive. Okay, where is it?
03:22:07
Where don't they have lane assistance? Shit, too.
03:22:09
I mean, he didn't pay for it.
03:22:11
That's a subscription service.
03:22:13
It is not.
03:22:14
Yeah.
03:22:14
They make you pay for the nickel and dime.
03:22:17
It comes free in my Toyota.
03:22:19
It's probably.
03:22:20
It's not going to drive for you.
03:22:23
The drive for you stuff I can't like.
03:22:26
And it comes in a parking spot, but when you drive it on the freeway,
03:22:30
there's very little you have to do.
03:22:32
Subscription.
03:22:35
Yeah, I forget how they describe the accident,
03:22:36
but it definitely was just, veered off the road, you know?
03:22:41
So car accident veered off the road.
03:22:43
Oh. I'm not I'm trying to evolve and grow.
03:22:47
I'm veered off, slammed into a culvert and burst into flames
03:22:50
near Beach City Road, 30 miles east of Houston.
03:22:54
I don't know what a culvert is.
03:22:56
Is there some design? Takes a culvert?
03:22:58
I don't know the the sandwich shop burgers.
03:23:02
Oh, is that what it's because I don't know, culvert.
03:23:05
Oh no, that's a cold Google.
03:23:06
What the fuck a culvert is now what kind of a sentence?
03:23:10
The same
03:23:11
old kind of reporting is this, I don't know, overt.
03:23:15
Oh, a tunnel.
03:23:17
Holy shit.
03:23:18
He was really fucked up, dude,
03:23:21
to be clear, he crashed into this.
03:23:27
Oh, so he must be on the road.
03:23:30
And that's why he burst into flames.
03:23:33
But, dude, you're not supposed to be.
03:23:35
This is where the water.
03:23:36
It's like a big drainage ditch under a fucking road.
03:23:40
I mean, like, do I have.
03:23:41
Do I have any say of, like, if I, if I do the same thing in a gas vehicle
03:23:45
and the gas starts on fire and burns the car, can I go should the fact,
03:23:50
you know, the car that started on fire, you could take water.
03:23:54
How dare you have a car that starts on fire?
03:23:57
Lithium as far as I know.
03:24:00
And I'm not a lithium battery expert.
03:24:01
As far as I know, there is no way to put them out.
03:24:05
Once they.
03:24:05
Well, then you should know that.
03:24:07
That should be like, I won't I won't get near one for the end.
03:24:11
There's a it's like a plane crash.
03:24:13
I mean, there's a very small chance that it could happen,
03:24:17
but because of the gruesomeness of it, I just.
03:24:19
I can't stop thinking about that fucking bomb that I'm sitting in.
03:24:22
I know, I guess a car.
03:24:23
Well, no, cars don't really explode.
03:24:25
That's just in the movies.
03:24:27
They might catch on fire and you have plenty of time to get out.
03:24:30
Or if you're trapped because the doors don't open, I mean, that
03:24:32
that's kind of fucked up.
03:24:35
But if he was, do you think, oh, here's a great question.
03:24:37
Do you think being drunk impaired him to finding the manual door open
03:24:40
or whatever you were talking about?
03:24:45
Do you think that maybe,
03:24:46
what what do do you think of him being impaired?
03:24:49
Maybe.
03:24:50
Maybe fuck with.
03:24:51
I'm trying to find the manual door open. Potentially.
03:24:53
I mean, he could have even been knocked out.
03:24:54
You don't know, but that's that's what the argument would be.
03:24:58
Oh. Knocked out? Yeah.
03:24:59
Well, if you're knocked out, then no matter the argument,
03:25:01
maybe the door could have been open and he would have been fucked,
03:25:04
had he been fully cognizant and not drunk, you know,
03:25:08
who knows how much you would have been knocked out or not knocked out?
03:25:10
Yeah, it could be a slight knock out combined with drunkenness.
03:25:13
That definitely sets it off. But yeah, that's what I'm saying.
03:25:16
When you said it's
03:25:16
two, 1 or 2 things were like it's probably a combination of three or 4 or 5 things.
03:25:22
Do you
03:25:23
need a subscription for the camera service or is there like a.
03:25:26
Because I heard there's a black box and all Teslas with cameras in the cockpit
03:25:29
so they can, I don't know, I'm assuming so, because why not?
03:25:33
If they can make me for a fucking paycheck every month, why?
03:25:36
When the.
03:25:36
So if I was suing or getting sued, I would have that available.
03:25:41
Like, dude, look at you.
03:25:42
Your eyes were closed.
03:25:43
Your head was on the fucking passenger seat.
03:25:45
How dare you blame anybody but yourself? You were.
03:25:47
You were literally curled in the fetal position with autopilot on
03:25:51
or whatever they call it, because for all we know, he could have.
03:25:53
That's why he crashed.
03:25:54
Maybe he didn't pay for the subscription service.
03:25:57
Maybe it just ended.
03:25:58
What if like his oh, do that bing bing bing.
03:26:00
You have two seconds to grab the wheel.
03:26:02
Bing bing bing grab the wheel. But I mean.
03:26:06
And they only do that to encourage people
03:26:08
whose credit card expired and they couldn't charge it.
03:26:12
So it failed to fail to renew.
03:26:16
All right, let's get hot and heavy here.
03:26:18
We're going to learn as men.
03:26:19
We don't do this very often.
03:26:21
Well, and then this is supposed to be gay.
03:26:23
This has titties.
03:26:25
She's gross, but she still has titties,
03:26:28
so I don't think she's gross.
03:26:31
I don't like that, but she's still has some nice titties.
03:26:33
I don't like the arm tattoo, and her armpits probably smell because
03:26:36
just where she's at, it's probably hot there, but my armpits would smell too,
03:26:40
so we would just get some nice round titties if those are real.
03:26:43
So her blond hair and blue eyes is what's kind of confusing me, but that's okay.
03:26:47
I don't think she is either, but. Or green.
03:26:49
Green. Nice.
03:26:51
All right.
03:26:51
How you doing today?
03:26:52
So I am making a video about ten special secret places to do the one thing.
03:26:58
But now Rushmore is the woman.
03:27:02
Yes, I know you guys on.
03:27:03
You be thinking, the lips and sometimes the lips.
03:27:06
Because some of you, I had allergies.
03:27:09
I was right up there, man.
03:27:11
Well, when we have sex, you don't kiss me.
03:27:13
You don't kiss your lips. These ones to me, that's crazy.
03:27:15
But you guys be doing a bunch of shit, I don't know.
03:27:16
Anyways, let me not start with talking shit,
03:27:18
but let me talk to you about some places that you might not think about
03:27:20
just because you like. Oh, no, that's nothing.
03:27:22
No. It's special. It's special.
03:27:23
And you guys are crazy at me.
03:27:26
Maybe they me.
03:27:26
Now you want her to talk like that? Yeah.
03:27:29
All right, so we're gonna jump right into number one.
03:27:31
Number one behind the knees.
03:27:34
I know you like what we need. For real?
03:27:36
Yes, Billy. For real?
03:27:38
Behind the knees. You know she's on your stomach.
03:27:40
I don't know what you're doing. How do you think? Something.
03:27:41
You go down and I go to her knees behind that right back the back.
03:27:47
And then he's.
03:27:48
She's going to go crazy. No one is kissing there.
03:27:49
That's 1 in 2. It's.
03:27:51
So let me say that erogenous I think I said it's right.
03:27:55
She's not going to be able to handle.
03:27:56
She's gonna be like oh what is this. Oh that's new.
03:27:58
Yeah that's new. But he's doing it. So do I be the one doing that for him?
03:28:00
Maybe what you do is you start in the feet of it,
03:28:02
you see some of it, stuff
03:28:03
and then work your way up the cat and then get behind those knees
03:28:08
talking about while you're back there.
03:28:10
Number two, the lower back.
03:28:11
Okay.
03:28:12
I want you to just kiss her.
03:28:16
In the vagina.
03:28:17
But it's going to kiss her turds. Sensual.
03:28:19
Please don't leave me in. I'm.
03:28:20
I feel just how many steps she's coming out of the butthole because we used it.
03:28:24
We she's.
03:28:26
So I would eat the corn out of her shit. That used to be.
03:28:28
No one's ever done that before, so it'll it'll be ready.
03:28:32
I'm to a fantasy drink.
03:28:34
It's just myself.
03:28:35
The one that's a last fucking commercial.
03:28:38
Dude, that was,
03:28:39
you know, said that this is a ten minute video,
03:28:41
but it's got five minutes for the commercial.
03:28:43
I don't think about the neck, but the collarbone.
03:28:45
She likes to be choke.
03:28:46
You nibble, you bite a little bit too much.
03:28:48
You said you do some stuff. If I hear, then you. It doesn't.
03:28:51
No matter what I. It's my it's not like I.
03:28:53
You get the hands on like you because when you start biting on it.
03:28:55
I didn't watch this.
03:28:56
I thought I would learn something. I'm thinking, oh, he's going to go down.
03:28:57
He's gonna go, oh no, he's not whatever you want.
03:28:59
It's all about anticipation. We all know. Hey, I thinking he's going.
03:29:02
He's going. Please touch, touch it, touch it.
03:29:04
And then you don't you don't touch right away. Go away.
03:29:06
My wife hates to be teased.
03:29:07
That's not the way we do it.
03:29:09
This isn't working out the way I thought. Okay?
03:29:11
Her lips were in there, the back of her neck just,
03:29:16
We got special clothes.
03:29:17
It's just got a little.
03:29:18
This little Velcro spot.
03:29:20
You have kids, you'll understand.
03:29:22
Five minutes. Yeah. Let's go, let's go.
03:29:25
Her hands and wrist.
03:29:26
Yeah. Actually, the wrist is a really good one.
03:29:28
They put perfume on there, and there's some kind of a sense in the wrist.
03:29:33
That's a good one, actually. That makes sense.
03:29:34
Sometimes she just.
03:29:36
It's, Affection. It is really affectionate.
03:29:38
She didn't understand.
03:29:40
Thank you for showing me how to kiss you.
03:29:42
Like I can tell you, I said in her face. Oh, hey.
03:29:44
Yeah, I know, I got a big one.
03:29:45
Like if I walked up and kiss my wife on the forehead,
03:29:49
she would be like, what in the fuck is wrong with you?
03:29:53
That's like for kissing a child.
03:29:55
Custom.
03:29:56
You need to do all this stuff.
03:29:57
Is she going to feel like you know me?
03:29:59
Ear. Yeah, that's an obvious one doing that.
03:30:01
You all right? Now we're talking here. Which one?
03:30:02
You guys know because you like titties, but some of you be way too aggressive.
03:30:05
You know, when you get a mouth. We are not sensitive to pain.
03:30:08
So the more we allow, the more pain we can take.
03:30:09
But some of y'all just be like, like, right away.
03:30:11
And I'm like, you're hurting anyone, so make sure you work your way up.
03:30:13
I think she got to be around a little bit more and more and more,
03:30:15
and then you can go to your heart, at your heart,
03:30:16
then make your way to the face.
03:30:18
What do we got here? Right. Oh, do you say feet?
03:30:20
You know what you got to do.
03:30:21
But make sure you I, I think how she moving how she's looking.
03:30:24
She's like no I'm not kissing feet.
03:30:26
You know, you gotta pay attention to her. That's too subservient.
03:30:29
That's weird.
03:30:29
I have no problems, you know, going right down.
03:30:32
Oh, sorry about this thing that shows that when you stimulate the nipple.
03:30:34
But I'm not, like, kind of feel.
03:30:35
I think she's the woman. So she's going to bond you with her.
03:30:38
I don't know, you want to be wrong, I don't know, think about it.
03:30:40
Yeah. Woman.
03:30:42
Any degrading acts you do, somebody that you love is watching? No.
03:30:47
That's kind of the whole point.
03:30:48
Okay?
03:30:49
It goes with anticipation.
03:30:50
You go inside to use her inner thighs.
03:30:52
Yeah, that's that's great.
03:30:53
That's her last one.
03:30:55
We're thinking you're about to go in.
03:30:56
About to go in with the date, with the hands, with your face.
03:30:58
We think I'm about to go in. I'm going.
03:31:01
I'm. I mean, I guess you're thinking about it.
03:31:03
Nice.
03:31:04
Surviving.
03:31:05
Yeah.
03:31:06
She's surviving, but that's the end of days.
03:31:08
I make sure you. I think you're going with you next several times. See?
03:31:11
So here you go.
03:31:11
I'm going to go flick my be.
03:31:12
No, you're supposed to fake it.
03:31:15
Supposed to just see I don't.
03:31:17
That doesn't work for my wife.
03:31:20
She'll get pissed and stop everything if I take too long.
03:31:24
That's too much information.
03:31:35
I mean, I.
03:31:43
Do. I'm gay, but I do.
03:31:48
You want to save Star Trek?
03:31:50
Face swap for Brady draw?
03:31:52
Sure. Should I?
03:31:53
We shouldn't.
03:31:53
We can close with that gay stuff like fucking dudes in the back of my truck.
03:31:59
A little slap don't mean I'm queer.
03:32:02
I just took some dick when I drink my beer.
03:32:05
Ain't nothing wrong with a little squeeze.
03:32:08
Don't mean shit if you're on your knees.
03:32:11
I love my guns.
03:32:13
And I have my right to not fuck dudes on Friday nights.
03:32:17
I ain't gay, I just love my bro's.
03:32:20
And speaking of fucking dudes in the ass and gay, whatever happened to
03:32:24
Shapiro's video and gone back shorts and camel clothes
03:32:28
and watch football and I just something about him.
03:32:32
I thought he had some fun.
03:32:33
Oh, I ain't gay.
03:32:35
Now hear me out.
03:32:37
I just like man. And I say it proudly.
03:32:42
There's.
03:32:45
We in the leg and cut off jeans.
03:32:49
Rub each other down with sunscreen.
03:32:51
He grabs my waist.
03:32:53
I slap his face.
03:32:54
We're just two men who like smash.
03:32:57
We share it and share it.
03:33:00
You suck his dick.
03:33:02
But just. Just don't call it gay.
03:33:05
Don't make it weird.
03:33:06
It's just what bro's do with a couple beers.
03:33:10
I ain't gay, I just love my brawls and taking back shots in Cabo.
03:33:15
Cause I watch football and I spit macho.
03:33:18
This drove my body in the bathroom stall.
03:33:21
I ain't gay now hear me?
03:33:24
Yeah. Oh, I just like man.
03:33:25
And I say it, bro. I.
03:33:33
I ain't gay now.
03:33:35
That's the truth.
03:33:36
Now been known over.
03:33:37
And I'll show you proof of my.
03:33:49
Gay. Marriage.
03:34:02
Where?
03:34:04
It is useless.
03:34:05
Resist. Don't let yourself be destroyed.
03:34:08
It will be one.
03:34:14
Yeah.
03:34:19
Yeah.
03:34:25
There is no escape.
03:34:27
Don't make me destroy you.
03:34:30
Sometimes the only part that comes through is is goatee.
03:34:33
Not yet. The lines.
03:34:34
One of these you have only become to discover your power.
03:34:38
Join me and I will complete your tree.
03:34:43
With all combined strength.
03:34:46
You can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
03:34:51
It's a result you ought to do.
03:34:52
I love it if you only knew the power of the dark side.
03:34:58
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
03:35:02
What happened?
03:35:06
Oh, he didn't know? No.
03:35:10
I am the father.
03:35:16
No, no,
03:35:20
that's not true.
03:35:23
That doesn't make sense.
03:35:25
Should we know it? We between
03:35:30
go. Oh!
03:35:34
Oh, oh, very.
03:35:37
He can destroy your wife.
03:35:40
He has foreseen this.
03:35:42
It is your destiny.
03:35:44
Joining me together with a new galaxy
03:35:49
whose father and son.
03:36:02
Come with me.
03:36:04
It is the only way.
03:36:05
As the boss of love.
03:36:07
You fucking asshole!
03:36:11
You are?
03:36:15
Gary could have
03:36:17
rejoined the show.
03:36:23
This the Brady Show?
03:36:25
Brady and Gary, as above and below.
03:36:30
They call these two blows Brady.
03:36:31
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
03:36:35
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:36:38
Brady and Dawn.
03:36:39
Shall we just Brady and draw.
03:36:42
It's their show now Brady.
03:36:44
Draw.
03:36:50
Gary could have rejoined the show.
03:36:53
He could have followed along,
03:36:56
but unfortunately, he decided to
03:37:00
kowtow to his wife.
03:37:02
And as above, so below, he could have joined the force.
03:37:05
He could have joined the dark side. That's what we're doing over here.
03:37:07
You know what we're doing?
03:37:09
The for the evil work. I'm not
03:37:12
that I prefer the evil Lord's work here.
03:37:14
We know that's what we were doing.
03:37:16
I want to open minds.
03:37:19
I don't want to close minds.
03:37:20
Not even to a religious point of view.
03:37:23
That's why I support
03:37:25
question everything.
03:37:27
It doesn't matter what book you're reading because your book is a lie.
03:37:32
Not all of it
03:37:34
know.
03:37:37
It's not even the sort of
03:37:40
no. God, please.
03:37:42
No, no, no.
03:37:45
Which god? No.
03:37:47
Did you get?
03:37:50
Yeah.
03:37:51
What's up with him?
03:37:53
You love the, Snoop Dogg was like,
03:37:55
you know, I took my kids to see a Disney movie.
03:37:56
I really wasn't interested in discussing the vagaries of lesbian marriage.
03:38:00
Living on, living off borrowed to my grandson to see, I'm sorry.
03:38:05
Living off borrowed time.
03:38:07
Bud light, lg, I sorry, not that one, but.
03:38:10
Oh, the new the new buzz, the light year.
03:38:13
I think a cheeky Palmer's in that movie.
03:38:15
Okay. Plays like the daughter.
03:38:17
So we watching it.
03:38:20
Thicker.
03:38:20
He look like squidward's with.
03:38:21
He's going to discover sprays chews and auditions.
03:38:25
Gary does good.
03:38:27
The lady which is Kiki's mama.
03:38:30
They move on into the space use.
03:38:31
They move down a line they like that she had a baby
03:38:35
with a woman
03:38:38
on my grandson in the middle of the movie, like Papa smoke.
03:38:41
How do you have a baby with a woman?
03:38:43
She's a woman. Oh,
03:38:46
I didn't come in for that.
03:38:47
I just came in watching the movie.
03:38:49
Hey, man, watch the movie.
03:38:52
They just said she and she had a baby.
03:38:55
They both women.
03:38:56
How does she have a baby? Adoption.
03:38:59
The movie ain't over with.
03:39:00
All right? That's right. She was pregnant.
03:39:02
So that's like.
03:39:02
I mean, I'm scared he's going to like y'all throwing me in the middle of
03:39:06
my answer for
03:39:08
what was it?
03:39:09
What do you tell them?
03:39:10
Watch the movie.
03:39:11
I just have cool.
03:39:14
You say we don't know. We don't.
03:39:16
Maybe she was just broken. She just had a sexual.
03:39:19
What are the movie? Was this.
03:39:20
These are kids that we have to show that at this age.
03:39:24
Like that, that part, they're going to ask questions.
03:39:27
Yeah, they are going to ask.
03:39:29
Well, I don't have an answer.
03:39:30
Yeah.
03:39:33
Right.
03:39:33
I mean yes, yes.
03:39:35
So in fact, the entire left went insane on this.
03:39:37
Apparently this is terrible.
03:39:40
So that's right.
03:39:40
You didn't
03:39:41
go to light year because you wish to explain the morality of gay marriage
03:39:44
or the mechanics of baby making, because in order to explain,
03:39:47
the two, women cannot biologically have a baby together,
03:39:50
you have to explain how a man and a woman can have a baby together.
03:39:53
They had to see the man.
03:39:55
How it works with what I would say.
03:39:57
You don't wish to answer those questions.
03:39:58
Your six year old, while you're watching a movie
03:39:59
about Buzz Lightyear six is a little bit.
03:40:01
Apparently everyone got very, very angry at, at Snoop Dogg for saying this.
03:40:06
At least in the online world.
03:40:08
Some were slamming him as the biggest sellout in hip hop.
03:40:10
I wasn't aware that hip hop demanded, oh, here he sold out with Trump.
03:40:14
We already sexist of all artforms.
03:40:18
I wasn't aware that hip hop when I saw the appreciative for the fun side.
03:40:22
When it comes to explaining lesbian selling
03:40:24
a relation sold out to both your six year old and a your movie.
03:40:28
Whoever would pay him when he wasn't worried
03:40:30
how was answering his grandson's question even close to the horrors
03:40:32
of answering how a man has a baby with one?
03:40:34
But the whole point is that if you want to explain
03:40:36
that two women cannot have a baby together,
03:40:38
then you have to explain how man and woman do have a baby.
03:40:41
So you do have to actually explain both right?
03:40:45
Yeah.
03:40:45
As a person with kids, I mean, is that the main argument?
03:40:47
I feel like that's like you have to determine like, that's a bad point. But.
03:40:53
Since we've talking about gay sex, you have to talk about straight sex.
03:40:57
How you're going to answer this.
03:40:58
I know you don't want to sexualize a six year old.
03:41:00
They haven't.
03:41:00
Even without being sandbagged by the idiot.
03:41:03
Why can't you do the same shit?
03:41:04
Why can't you just be like, oh, the stork brings it to him, obviously. Duh.
03:41:09
Yeah, I don't know.
03:41:10
I didn't, I was too honest with my kids.
03:41:11
I was like, commercial.
03:41:12
No, I didn't, I was kidding.
03:41:14
Horrible. Are you sure?
03:41:16
I'll show you.
03:41:17
Are you sure?
03:41:19
I'm pretty sure.
03:41:22
You're a different page.
03:41:25
Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?
03:41:26
I may have given oral sex to my son when I was trying.
03:41:30
I'm sorry that his wife is pregnant.
03:41:32
May have your son give you oral sex.
03:41:35
Sex to my son?
03:41:38
I've had sex with a woman.
03:41:40
But to.
03:41:40
But that is challenging.
03:41:45
I recommend that the.
03:41:46
Why didn't the woman say that?
03:41:47
You scissored buttholes?
03:41:49
You just scissored buttholes were there?
03:41:51
No, we weren't sideways, man.
03:41:52
Our legs. Our feet were our heels were together.
03:41:55
That's how you were scissoring buttholes.
03:41:57
That's the.
03:41:58
No, no no, no, dude, listen, let me explain this.
03:42:00
This is this needs to be clear.
03:42:02
We were not this way.
03:42:04
We were this way.
03:42:05
We were this.
03:42:06
Just like you would normally do it this way, right?
03:42:08
We just both turned around.
03:42:14
Yeah.
03:42:15
I almost broke my dick to you.
03:42:16
You weren't on all fours and she wasn't on all fours? No.
03:42:21
Okay, that's what I always assume.
03:42:23
That's what it was.
03:42:26
So. And you're just.
03:42:28
Yeah. Right.
03:42:29
We we definitely had the same concept of how it's bent,
03:42:32
but it's like the All Fours concept is how I just interpreted.
03:42:35
I don't know why.
03:42:37
No, because this entails like two butts either.
03:42:40
Vixen I think when you hit 50, neither of neither person wants to be on top.
03:42:44
So you're both usually sideways.
03:42:45
To be honest that anybody's over 50. Let's be honest.
03:42:48
Aren't you usually having sideways sex
03:42:50
so you can both rest whenever you need to without having to get off?
03:42:54
That's honestly full time.
03:42:57
That's honest to God truth.
03:42:59
I thought you were getting off.
03:43:00
I was I went in.
03:43:02
Yeah, but, I mean, you don't want to get pregnant.
03:43:04
Sometimes you have to get off before, while you're getting off,
03:43:07
and then you get off in a different way.
03:43:10
And often lace in the pride progress flag in the middle of the kids movie.
03:43:14
This is too much.
03:43:15
This is the entire problem in the first place.
03:43:16
So I light your did zero business zero
03:43:19
and I'm going to Disney is pulling back from a lot of that stuff.
03:43:21
Look at how much Disney one of you
03:43:24
look at how much money Disney has has lost over the last. Like
03:43:29
I mean, probably since
03:43:31
what was the last good Marvel superhero movie?
03:43:34
I don't remember the one of the Avengers one.
03:43:35
None of them.
03:43:37
I mean, not maybe to you, but they made a fortune because they were targeting
03:43:42
people like me and I didn't fall for it.
03:43:43
Yeah, that's. I'm not saying the right words.
03:43:45
They're people who are the fan of the X-Men.
03:43:47
They didn't really capture me.
03:43:49
I don't know, I was I loved the X-Men when I was a kid.
03:43:51
I didn't see any of the movies.
03:43:52
I just I don't know why they do this for a living.
03:43:54
They have to be smarter than you and I.
03:43:55
But didn't they realize they would alienate the 50% of the people
03:43:58
that already watched the movie when they targeted the other 50%
03:44:02
by going all gay and woke or whatever this, whatever they're talking about.
03:44:05
I don't even know what the problem is with this.
03:44:07
I think they just thought that's what they had to do because that's what
03:44:09
they thought.
03:44:10
I don't know, it's
03:44:10
like, again, the second Trump gets in, all of a sudden, like, again,
03:44:14
all these social media platforms are like, we're going to censor a lot less now.
03:44:17
And it's like, what?
03:44:18
What changed other than just someone in charge?
03:44:21
I don't think it was just Trump getting in.
03:44:22
I think it was when they pulled all that USAID money to that's
03:44:25
where all these woke things were getting paid.
03:44:28
And then when they stopped, they were like,
03:44:30
there's no reason for us to push this bullshit anymore.
03:44:32
They're not paying for it.
03:44:35
I mean, do they literally step stone right now?
03:44:37
It didn't stop when he went into office,
03:44:38
but it sure as fuck stopped when they stopped that money flow.
03:44:44
Did he?
03:44:45
Fundamental bases of explaining these things to your kids
03:44:48
that mommy matters and daddy matters and mommy and daddy are different.
03:44:51
They're not the same. So this is something that kids inherently.
03:44:53
But you could still work that in.
03:44:54
Even though there's 208 women in them, they still had to use a male.
03:44:59
The male sperm existed for pretty much
03:45:01
don't use the word sperm with a six year old.
03:45:03
Maybe trying to explain that because you took your kids to somebody
03:45:07
else, fucked the other because
03:45:09
they would have paid to have a doctor, but come inside.
03:45:11
The one lady,
03:45:12
a little girl or boy, six year old, but instead they just had mommies.
03:45:16
One of mommy's mommies is his friends. Fuck
03:45:21
the bitch and then come inside of her
03:45:23
so they could have the kid.
03:45:28
They put it
03:45:28
in a turkey baster and squirted the man's come inside
03:45:31
of the one of the woman, and they chose whichever woman.
03:45:34
They just chose one of them.
03:45:36
Yeah, any of that, though? Well,
03:45:37
I like what you said about the stork, but it doesn't have to be the stork.
03:45:40
But I would have simply said the stork.
03:45:42
Bitch. I'll tell you more when you're older.
03:45:46
I mean the same thing I would have said if we were watching a movie with two men.
03:45:49
I mean,
03:45:51
a man and a woman.
03:45:53
How would two men.
03:45:54
I just be like, I don't know, they adopted it.
03:45:56
They bought it like a I don't know, I found it,
03:45:59
it was in her belly and left it on a doorstep.
03:46:03
It was in her belly
03:46:06
like she stork brought it.
03:46:07
I think the stork is the best, so it makes the most sense.
03:46:10
Animated film about Buzz Lightyear is ridiculous.
03:46:12
Snoop Dogg is not wrong here.
03:46:14
Yeah I both neither side is wrong.
03:46:17
Dog is going to end up having these conversations
03:46:19
with his grandkids, because people end up having conversations
03:46:21
about all sorts of weird stuff that is inappropriate for children,
03:46:24
but it's absolutely said, dude, the world is going to get a lot to explain.
03:46:27
The last year, these conversations had an age
03:46:29
when kids cannot fully understand hang on puzzles to discuss.
03:46:32
I'll bet you, because I was going to say, Shouldn't Snoop Dogg know?
03:46:35
Because he has experience with the older children, but something like, well,
03:46:38
he was not involved with the older children at all,
03:46:41
as opposed to the actual answer. I
03:46:44
understand
03:46:45
you're supposed to discuss them in vague terminology.
03:46:49
I think the idea here is that
03:46:50
you're supposed to say something like, well, babies are made a lot of ways
03:46:53
because you don't want to answer the question as opposed to the actual answer,
03:46:56
which is it takes a man and a woman to make a baby.
03:46:57
So I guess the reason why at six years old, you don't have to sexualize it.
03:47:03
You don't even have to get descriptive.
03:47:04
You can say, Mommy and daddy love each other when they love each other.
03:47:07
They do something that can create or they can make mommy pregnant.
03:47:10
I think is what I said, basically just just like this kid is like,
03:47:13
daddy hook him that his mama cannot yes, baby.
03:47:17
And he's like, well, normally
03:47:18
the dude comes and fucks the shit out of the woman and comes inside.
03:47:22
There's in this case, there is no penis to come inside.
03:47:25
Anything.
03:47:25
So shit, son, you're right.
03:47:27
How the fuck did they come in?
03:47:29
Who came inside?
03:47:29
The woman who even got my penis hard.
03:47:33
My big black cock.
03:47:34
Black hawk down to come, so I,
03:47:37
I don't I don't like Snoop Dogg's angle.
03:47:40
I don't like, I don't, I mean,
03:47:42
but he he you know, what he did is he thought about it after the fact.
03:47:46
I want him to come and hurt me.
03:47:48
I wager money that him and his child didn't even go to see this movie.
03:47:53
I think it was grandkid, but I mean, his grandkid said they saw it at home.
03:47:57
I'm sure.
03:47:58
I just think he theater.
03:48:01
It felt like a movie theater.
03:48:02
But there was just this house.
03:48:06
I don't I don't know men.
03:48:07
Mary.
03:48:08
Women is for the baby making and the baby raising.
03:48:11
And if you don't want to have that conversation with your kids,
03:48:13
then you end up with, don't watch the movie on the one hand or the Mrs.
03:48:17
Doubtfire.
03:48:18
There are so many different types of families.
03:48:19
Families are all made in so many different types of what, which is not weird.
03:48:25
There is something really a moral.
03:48:26
But that was him.
03:48:28
I mean, it looks like a little Irish fuck, even though he's not one and or the Mrs.
03:48:33
Doubtfire there's.
03:48:34
So I was looking away for a second, all made in so many different types of wood,
03:48:38
which is not. I don't know what I meant.
03:48:41
I heard the audio change right when he went into it.
03:48:44
He did all of human existence. He did that.
03:48:46
So that is all of it.
03:48:47
That is what it all rests on.
03:48:49
Tricky little and other arrangements that adults make between themselves.
03:48:53
I didn't say in the general scheme of human reproduction
03:48:57
and maintenance of society, wildly unimportant compared to man, woman, child.
03:49:02
So the fact that you have Disney attempting to push
03:49:04
this is why they lost business, because people don't want to have
03:49:07
that conversation with their six year old. You don't have that conversation
03:49:09
in their own good time with their 15 year old.
03:49:11
That would be the reason.
03:49:12
It was amazing.
03:49:15
In the, positive thing. That's way too late.
03:49:17
Yeah.
03:49:18
Dude, if you have that conversation, your 15 years is going to go,
03:49:21
pops, I've already had an abortion.
03:49:24
Yeah, I really got somebody pregnant.
03:49:26
I actually got two year experience to do this.
03:49:29
That's why I don't like about highly religious people.
03:49:31
They take a lot of things for granted.
03:49:34
Oh, well, we taught our kids to be abstinent.
03:49:36
Yeah. Good luck with that, you fucking idiot.
03:49:40
You taught your kid to suck.
03:49:41
Said in elementary school or just say no.
03:49:44
He says 15.
03:49:46
I can assure you that no matter how much you want to, your parent
03:49:49
is as a parent, it's for you are no part of your child's early sex life.
03:49:54
It is 15 when you have your mitzvah.
03:49:57
15 to 16, 13,
03:50:00
13 bar mitzvah,
03:50:04
pretty sure.
03:50:05
But bar mitzvah and bar mitzvah,
03:50:08
whatever it is. 13
03:50:11
is this is this Jew done yet?
03:50:15
No. Is he?
03:50:16
I mean, I guess so it can be done in any world.
03:50:18
We all have to be ushered into your level of crazy.
03:50:20
I always like to do a little, What?
03:50:22
Well done to Snoop Dogg.
03:50:23
Yeah, I go at it and leave it for somebody.
03:50:26
They go to their show. And what I've tried always.
03:50:28
If you're a homeowner, you need to listen to this.
03:50:29
But this is just a clip of his show.
03:50:31
It's just a nine minute clip of his show.
03:50:33
Yeah, we can skip skip his ad.
03:50:36
Well, it doesn't matter. Your book is a lie.
03:50:38
It is then can be.
03:50:42
Here's somebody taking that how to kiss a woman advice already.
03:50:46
Kiss her on a neck. Kiss her on the neck.
03:50:49
Our corny. Oh.
03:50:52
Yeah. Oh, okay.
03:50:53
Then they.
03:50:58
You right.
03:51:02
That's not right to your wife.
03:51:04
And you have three kids with her.
03:51:06
And then you find out that one of the kids is not yours.
03:51:10
That means that your wife cheated on you.
03:51:12
Crazy whoop.
03:51:14
How about if you found out
03:51:15
that two of the kids that you thought were yours are not?
03:51:18
Your blood is probably boiling at this point.
03:51:21
Well, guess what?
03:51:22
In DeShawn Floyd's case, this man found out that all three.
03:51:27
Look at that dude. They're dressed like The Incredibles.
03:51:28
That's so sweet. But
03:51:31
the kids were not his.
03:51:33
And to make things even worse, not only was this woman cheating
03:51:37
on this man, she was cheating on him with his relatives.
03:51:40
So the kids belong to his relatives.
03:51:43
After getting this information, DeShawn decides to go down
03:51:46
to his wife's job and confront her about it.
03:51:49
She sees him coming and runs inside of one of her coworkers car.
03:51:53
That didn't stop DeShawn
03:51:54
from shooting her multiple times, and when she tried to run while shot,
03:51:58
DeShawn chased her down and pistol whip her after hearing the gunshots.
03:52:03
I'm gonna call workers. Call the cops.
03:52:04
The cops came arrested.
03:52:06
DeShawn and the wife made it to the hospital where she survived.
03:52:10
There are some people on the internet that are saying it's a valid crash out,
03:52:13
because not only was she cheating on him,
03:52:15
she was cheating on this man with his relatives.
03:52:18
And others are saying that they believe that he took it too far.
03:52:21
We're following breaking news
03:52:23
out of Sterling Heights, where police say a husband shot his wife.
03:52:27
In what parking lot?
03:52:28
That shooting happened at the living center on 15 mile near the kinder.
03:52:33
Oh, God damn.
03:52:34
Stay on the victim's condition.
03:52:36
The investigation?
03:52:38
Yeah.
03:52:39
This is still a very active scene behind me.
03:52:41
Take a look at this.
03:52:42
Look at the bullet casing markings on the ground here.
03:52:45
Sterling Heights police saying around 8:00 this morning, they received A911 call
03:52:49
that a woman had been shot in the parking
03:52:50
lot here at the Pomeroy Living Center off of 15 mile.
03:52:54
I looked at one for my mom.
03:52:55
Actually, I was I was shot by her husband in the parking lot.
03:52:59
We're told they both lived in the city of one, and that the husband
03:53:02
came up to his wife's employer and shot her several times.
03:53:06
Police.
03:53:06
They were able to respond to the scene within seconds.
03:53:09
The wife of a nearby hospital where she is still alive, pulsing
03:53:15
with a revolver, and were able to take him into custody.
03:53:18
Here is Captain Mario Bash, Janelle Lee talking about the moment officers
03:53:22
encountered the gunman.
03:53:23
Not only his wife, but he wasn't able to kill her successfully.
03:53:30
One day after the shooting, it happened.
03:53:31
So this happened to be a targeted incident because it was a domestic situation.
03:53:35
But you never know how these things are going to transpire, right?
03:53:38
How they're going to work out.
03:53:40
You know, you have a guy, I know how they transpire.
03:53:42
Does he go
03:53:42
peacefully or does this end up getting to the shootout with our officers?
03:53:46
It's, you know, very stressful situation.
03:53:50
So they'll be honest and do reconcile.
03:53:52
Best Thanksgiving one day where they'll talk about this.
03:53:55
Look back at the last two.
03:53:56
Survive just across that table upside down.
03:54:00
And again, still, her husband has been taken into custody.
03:54:03
You you see, they're standing up.
03:54:05
But if you walk on your hands, it's not CBS news.
03:54:08
You you two have to be upside down.
03:54:11
You know?
03:54:13
Oh, I missed the detail.
03:54:14
Thank you.
03:54:19
See, you have kids, right?
03:54:22
Last thing you would want is when when you're when
03:54:24
your kids are being birth is that they, have some type of disability, right?
03:54:28
Or like something goes wrong with the birth, right?
03:54:32
It's.
03:54:32
No, it's not the last thing
03:54:35
you want them to come out perfectly normal, right.
03:54:37
That's the everyone's every parent's
03:54:40
not it's hope but you literally they talk to you about it.
03:54:42
And because they're testing all the way along the way and then,
03:54:44
you know the first couple test coming,
03:54:46
they are there's no point of return here if you want to abort.
03:54:49
They literally do that like all the way along.
03:54:52
Well, what if you like what if you could?
03:54:54
You said, okay, what if my kids had a disability,
03:54:57
but I got like I don't know, some money for it.
03:55:02
I wouldn't be thinking anything about the money.
03:55:04
I should be, though, because it's practical. How the fuck am I?
03:55:06
What if it was $1 billion? That's what I'm saying.
03:55:08
I never even we did consider that
03:55:11
because we literally considered.
03:55:15
If there was some way and this is hypothetical, obviously,
03:55:18
if you were young and you had a kid like that, would you just and try again?
03:55:23
Well, judge awards family nearly
03:55:26
1 billion for botched delivery of baby at Utah hospital.
03:55:29
He blasts as the most dangerous place on the planet.
03:55:33
So okay, so what's the most dangerous?
03:55:36
You know, humans aren't inherently evil.
03:55:38
They probably have budget issues.
03:55:40
Mainly they can't afford to do the right thing.
03:55:42
They can't afford to do the care they want to.
03:55:44
Do you think taking $1 billion away, it's going to help or hurt that?
03:55:48
It's not like a child.
03:55:49
You're not punishing a child and saying, hey, stop doing that.
03:55:51
And they're going to learn their lesson.
03:55:52
You just ruined this hospital, hopefully, because if they keep going on
03:55:56
$1 billion shorter.
03:55:59
Yeah, I don't know, dude.
03:56:00
My mom was in a facility and she fell and lost her eye
03:56:02
and we genuinely considered suing.
03:56:06
But we finally came.
03:56:07
They were like, no, she still has it.
03:56:10
It's intact.
03:56:11
It looks like she lost sight in it.
03:56:14
And, you know, she genuinely considered suing.
03:56:17
And then we finally came to the conclusion that it's not going to hurt anybody.
03:56:20
But patients just like her.
03:56:22
It won't hurt anyone else because they have insurance for that.
03:56:25
They'll just eventually lose their insurance.
03:56:27
You know, the prices go up
03:56:29
and people can't get the care that they need,
03:56:30
or they pay the people even less because they got to pay for this.
03:56:33
Pisses me off. I hate fucking people, Sue.
03:56:37
Well, you know, in a perfect world, they would punish
03:56:39
and they would get an incentive to stop fucking up.
03:56:41
But they don't.
03:56:44
These two dumb fucks who
03:56:45
whoever cares what Nielsen and
03:56:49
whatever, and they're fucking about her.
03:56:52
I'm just overlooking the $916 million crazy amount
03:56:58
for the botched delivery of a newborn in West Valley City, Utah.
03:57:03
Nurses assigned to blah, blah, blah.
03:57:05
Jordan Valley Medical Center, then
03:57:08
owned by steward, were so green they'd barely finished their training.
03:57:12
They gave the mom dangerous doses of labor inducing drug while the On-Call doctor
03:57:16
slept in a nearby room, the family lawsuit filed in 2021, alleged.
03:57:21
So this is actually just recently got, Yeah, it's gonna take a judgment
03:57:25
like that.
03:57:25
They're gonna appeal again and never pay anything.
03:57:28
The lawyers are going to make a million, and then they'll make nothing
03:57:31
but the little bit,
03:57:33
a little bit, bitch.
03:57:34
Cotton wasn't delivered until more than a day later.
03:57:36
And after a long overdue C-section, the suit.
03:57:39
The suit claimed,
03:57:44
Yeah.
03:57:45
The bitch would have been better off delivering this baby at the bathroom
03:57:49
of a gas station or in a hut somewhere in Africa than in this hospital.
03:57:53
That's not what a judge is there to say.
03:57:55
That's what the judge says. The judge? That's actually the quote from the judge.
03:57:58
I remember, and I had an issue with that because that's very racist.
03:58:01
Who's the the core of the judge?
03:58:04
Well, and he's not a doctor either.
03:58:06
He's a judge.
03:58:07
Maybe it is safer to deliver at home or than a hut in Africa.
03:58:12
What is a hut in Africa has to do with.
03:58:15
Well, it's just been sanitized.
03:58:17
They seem to do
03:58:18
just fine in the hut in Africa because there tends to be plenty of Africans,
03:58:22
is there as well.
03:58:22
And, I don't, I don't know.
03:58:25
Are they right?
03:58:26
I don't know if you've been to Africa lately. No.
03:58:29
Not even.
03:58:32
The person easily
03:58:34
was to be the person she deserved to be is trapped.
03:58:38
Wait. Hold on. Wait.
03:58:39
This is the.
03:58:40
The person was to be.
03:58:43
The person she deserved to be is trapped inside a brain damaged child.
03:58:48
What an unloving, hateful thing to say.
03:58:51
There.
03:58:51
Giving the credit to the Apache, I understand which is her name.
03:58:56
I don't I don't understand the person easily.
03:58:59
So this this is weird.
03:59:01
She deserved to be every time try to bring okay I get I get it now.
03:59:06
Yeah. Every time I sit and watch.
03:59:08
Like a graduating class or babies in the infirmary.
03:59:11
Infirmary? Nothing for what do they call the infant thing?
03:59:13
Infant ward.
03:59:14
All I see is potential.
03:59:16
I see, I see potential, most human see potential.
03:59:19
Right. All the things that are going to be.
03:59:22
But what a
03:59:24
demeaning thing to say about their current child.
03:59:28
Like they're not even whole.
03:59:30
Everything that they were going to brain damage.
03:59:32
And we are dealing
03:59:35
with deserve to be, your kid will be returned
03:59:37
a horrible, hateful, unloving thing to say by their own kids deserve to be a child.
03:59:41
They won't deserve to be anything parents get handed some horrible, horrible
03:59:46
hands in life.
03:59:47
You know, their child, I can't imagine.
03:59:49
I mean, we talked about it and I got blessed with two
03:59:52
just mildly retarded like me children.
03:59:54
You know, they're capable.
03:59:55
They're functioning in society, seem to be taking
03:59:58
care of themselves as adults.
04:00:01
But, I mean, listen,
04:00:03
they would have kids with some limbs missing or some brain cells half.
04:00:06
I mean, I would have been like, okay,
04:00:09
I would have been like,
04:00:10
somebody fucking took away my actual child.
04:00:13
It's your fault.
04:00:14
The astonishing damages awarded is the largest in Utah history.
04:00:18
The family must now attempt to collect on their award
04:00:21
from embattled high spittle from the embattled.
04:00:25
They battled hospital chain, which is currently in bankruptcy.
04:00:28
Right.
04:00:28
It owes billions to various creditors.
04:00:32
Xenical the the people's who's suing their lawyers
04:00:35
hope they will be able to collect at least the punitive damages
04:00:39
against steward, or half of the total award,
04:00:42
so they won't get $1 billion.
04:00:44
So the headline headline is misleading.
04:00:46
This little girl seems to be just fine.
04:00:48
Is this her?
04:00:50
I mean, like, look who's she walking,
04:00:52
talking $1 billion for what?
04:00:55
Well, because she was going to be a piano virtuoso.
04:00:58
She was gonna be able to tightrope walk
04:00:59
and she's going to be like, would you only have four fingers?
04:01:02
You could make up what?
04:01:04
We all only have four fingers and a thumb.
04:01:07
Her thumb is just, oh my God, I want money to.
04:01:11
Oh, no.
04:01:13
Oh, shit. What happened?
04:01:14
It's a sign,
04:01:17
all right.
04:01:17
She's like, what up the.
04:01:20
Yeah, I don't know. I think the world is broken
04:01:22
and just ripping money from people is not the solution.
04:01:26
Especially when, like, this place is in bankruptcy.
04:01:29
Their insurance would probably cover it anyways, right?
04:01:31
I mean, you can't
04:01:33
operate a business without liability insurance.
04:01:35
I'm sure hospitals are the same way. At least I hope it is.
04:01:38
You know, the baby was delivered and C-section had a misshapen head,
04:01:41
which is typical of infants, a swollen face
04:01:44
which is typical of infants, and bruising and bulging on the front of her scalp,
04:01:48
the suit claims, which may be typical as well.
04:01:50
I don't know, I had the umbilical cord wrapped around my neck.
04:01:53
Does that mean I should get the billion?
04:01:55
I'm slightly retarded.
04:01:59
Yeah, at least half of the,
04:02:04
give me give me a billion.
04:02:07
I'll be honest.
04:02:07
And I'm being a little mean here, but keep it on that picture.
04:02:10
I think the guy, the father needs the money more.
04:02:14
I don't know if that's the father.
04:02:16
I'm sorry.
04:02:17
The man, the retard in the red hat and the in the glove family.
04:02:20
A ski goggles, a, those aren't ski goggles.
04:02:24
Those are your gay like, surfer glasses.
04:02:26
Or if you're Bret Hart, what's the difference
04:02:30
if you if if he opens it up and they have foam around the back?
04:02:33
Those aren't glasses. Those are goggle.
04:02:35
They don't have anywhere on the back.
04:02:37
What would they be?
04:02:38
They sure look like they should have foam around the back.
04:02:41
Yeah.
04:02:41
I think, you know you know, they're gay.
04:02:44
They're just gay.
04:02:44
Is what the thing is.
04:02:45
It means happy. So I'm happy with that.
04:02:48
Yeah.
04:02:48
They're very they're very happy because they're protecting his eyes from the sun.
04:02:53
Did you hear Trump?
04:02:54
This fucking bitch needs
04:02:56
are frequent, and they're going to need a dog
04:03:00
for the seizures.
04:03:03
They.
04:03:04
You take oxygen with them everywhere to help with the seizures.
04:03:06
They should take weed with them. Wait.
04:03:09
She should only need only attention for a few hours every day.
04:03:12
I hate to break it to you, but kindergarten is a half a day,
04:03:15
so it's a few hours for every child.
04:03:17
It's three hours for every time.
04:03:26
My. My child can only go to kindergarten for a few hours every day.
04:03:29
Great. That works. That fits in perfectly.
04:03:31
She'll be fine.
04:03:33
Her seizures are so frequent that the family, including her younger
04:03:36
sister, all sleep with a giant bed.
04:03:38
That sounds like that's a choice, because why would the younger sister
04:03:40
sleep in the bed with them as well?
04:03:42
Or you think they just get a bed
04:03:43
with rails on the side so she wouldn't fall out of a,
04:03:47
you know, sometimes you got to take some uncomfortable choices
04:03:49
that your child with the undeveloped brain are not capable of taking on their own.
04:03:54
And some of those choices.
04:03:57
They're gonna be like, oh my God,
04:03:59
we need to get paid because we all have to sleep in the same bed.
04:04:02
Yeah, they're clearly trying.
04:04:03
The hardest thing about getting damages is you can't just say $1 billion.
04:04:07
You have to prove how you were damaged.
04:04:09
$1 billion worth. My.
04:04:13
Wait. No, they already
04:04:15
remember that.
04:04:17
The judge awarded it.
04:04:18
So the judge, apparently the judge clearly stated his bias against this company
04:04:22
and said that they were basically on the last straw
04:04:24
and he would do anything to take them down, is what I read when you read his quote,
04:04:28
he's basically like, this thing is a danger.
04:04:29
They must be stopped.
04:04:31
That seems biased.
04:04:32
I mean, unless he has factual evidence, then just shouldn't there be a mechanism
04:04:36
in place to shut down a dangerous hospital?
04:04:40
Right.
04:04:40
Like like if you if I'm a hospital and I get sued for $1 billion
04:04:43
and I'm the insurance company, I'm going to say, guess what?
04:04:45
Tuesday, you can't open the doors.
04:04:47
I am revoking your insurance today.
04:04:52
That would stop it.
04:04:54
Instead, they're like, well, we got to keep operating.
04:04:56
How are we going to make money
04:04:58
that look like a different girl? By the way?
04:05:00
She had dark hair
04:05:02
on our heads just back.
04:05:10
Yeah.
04:05:10
I don't.
04:05:13
I think as far if you take half the children are on Earth, I bet you
04:05:16
the half of them are worse off than this child and half of them are better off.
04:05:20
So they kind of made it.
04:05:21
They made out of.
04:05:22
They fucking hit the jackpot.
04:05:24
And some people do.
04:05:26
They hit the jackpot.
04:05:26
Just having a child born before they got the billion.
04:05:29
What I what I mean, would you, would you,
04:05:34
this is a horrible thing to say
04:05:36
and this is hypothetical, so it makes it even more mean.
04:05:38
But I would do probably almost anything for $1 billion.
04:05:41
Yeah. So you were right.
04:05:44
I don't know what you mean.
04:05:45
If you're talking about have gay sex.
04:05:46
No, not even no.
04:05:48
I mean, just, you know, you'd have to like.
04:05:50
But when I sleep in a giant bed with your wife and your other kid, and,
04:05:53
you know, I have to take a nap with you when I pretend like I,
04:05:58
that my child was retarded for money. No.
04:06:02
Nope.
04:06:03
Not even that much.
04:06:07
No, I would tend.
04:06:09
Yeah. They're over there. Exaggerate.
04:06:11
No. Allegedly.
04:06:14
Yeah, right. Yeah.
04:06:16
What if they just have really bad genetics
04:06:17
and it really had nothing to do with you?
04:06:19
Did you see them? That's what I'm saying.
04:06:21
They have five kids sleeping in one bed in a trailer.
04:06:24
I don't think it has to do with the hospital. They're right.
04:06:25
I think it has to do with lifestyle choices.
04:06:27
Well, are the rest of the kids like this?
04:06:29
Because then you could pinpoint, right?
04:06:31
They're like, do they are the or maybe they're retarded.
04:06:35
You ever seen the Idiocracy clip?
04:06:36
I know you have, because I think we think we have a face swab of it, but
04:06:40
they are the fucking trailer kids that are making and having five, ten,
04:06:44
20 kids while the smart ones are going, we're going to wait till we're 50.
04:06:48
Yeah, yeah.
04:06:48
You know, like you. How many kids have you had to help? Zero.
04:06:51
None. Right.
04:06:52
You're fucking up the entire world, asshole.
04:06:54
And or maybe.
04:06:55
No, just because you don't have five kids already.
04:06:57
That tells me you're not one of the retarded ones.
04:07:02
Permanent disabilities, I get it, I know,
04:07:04
which sucks, because the retarded ones are the ones that procreate the most.
04:07:08
So I took the oh, okay.
04:07:10
Oh, because it's real easy.
04:07:12
Apparently, if you have a child,
04:07:13
like between the ages of one and six, you can get disability
04:07:16
just just because the child is between 1 and 6,
04:07:19
you don't even have to prove a medical disability.
04:07:21
Just raising a child is enough to get like, assistance with.
04:07:25
We're just saying in general that the child is disabled
04:07:28
because it's not able to take care of itself.
04:07:30
I don't know, I was because
04:07:32
like any person would do with all this, food stamps and assistance talk.
04:07:35
I was like, well, how can I get free money?
04:07:38
And you have to be 125%
04:07:42
poverty.
04:07:43
So just a little bit over poverty or under poverty.
04:07:46
I don't even understand how that works. 125% of poverty.
04:07:48
Is that mean you're more poor or less poor than poor people?
04:07:52
But if you have a child between the age of one and six,
04:07:54
you basically just you get it right off the bat.
04:07:57
So I would assume that disability is similar.
04:08:01
It's easier to prove.
04:08:02
Listen, how do you even prove I mean, I guess seizures and medical things.
04:08:05
A doctor could say that, but you can prove what if she ends up being,
04:08:09
like 20 years old and works out everything and becomes, like, perfectly healthy?
04:08:12
Do they have to give all the money back?
04:08:14
Oops, sorry, we made a mistake. They really didn't fuck up my daughter.
04:08:17
Yeah, I don't know.
04:08:21
Exactly.
04:08:21
How do you. How do you prove what the.
04:08:25
Oh just say hey, the the business is on the hook
04:08:27
of paying the ongoing costs of medical
04:08:31
going forward.
04:08:33
We had the chick, we had a story on here where she was.
04:08:36
There should be, like, a total grown adult who said they weren't.
04:08:38
She was never going to talk or walk.
04:08:41
I don't remember the story, but she did way more than that.
04:08:46
I don't know, at least it looks like they do love the child.
04:08:48
It's not like they're like every day they tell they don't like fuck.
04:08:51
There's people were supposed to be.
04:08:52
You're an empty shell of the child and we hate you.
04:08:56
Yeah, but do you still think that the, you know, rather I'm.
04:09:00
Yeah. Well, clearly, dude, they're going to be like,
04:09:04
we traded what we thought you
04:09:06
would be for $1 billion, a million, 100th of $1 billion.
04:09:11
That sounds like a joke.
04:09:13
It's like Alex Jones
04:09:14
and he gets sued and and lost for like, $400 billion or some shit.
04:09:18
Almost $1 trillion. I thought it was.
04:09:22
That's crazy.
04:09:25
Horseshit is what it is.
04:09:27
Don't sue people.
04:09:29
Just get revenge.
04:09:30
The old Italian fashion way.
04:09:35
You got anything else?
04:09:36
We got a topic next week.
04:09:39
Hopping.
04:09:40
Do we have a topic next week?
04:09:41
Let's do pizza toppings for the next, like 20 shows.
04:09:44
We'll do mushrooms, and then we'll do pepperoni, and then we'll do cheese.
04:09:48
That sounds horrific.
04:09:49
I found the food ones a single food.
04:09:51
Words fail pretty pretty much weird ones
04:09:55
that don't look like they're going to work out.
04:09:57
Work out pretty well.
04:09:59
Like, duty and drat,
04:10:04
I thought duty went just because it's like
04:10:05
poopy poopy poopy poopy tuxedo.
04:10:09
Oh, the headline
04:10:13
is not appropriate.
04:10:14
So before you kill your husband and your kid, why don't you go kayaking on.
04:10:18
Right.
04:10:19
Yeah. The the the.
04:10:21
Unfortunately, it's not what you think when it comes to the, posted on TikTok.
04:10:25
She just posted like a general video.
04:10:28
It wasn't anything about it.
04:10:29
Just posted her everyday bullshit that she posted on TikTok.
04:10:32
We're not going to talk about the transgender,
04:10:34
but it's not what you think either.
04:10:35
I mean, it is, but it isn't
04:10:37
long and two of their children before turning the gun on herself.
04:10:41
Investigators say there were several challenges
04:10:44
within the family at the time of the shooting,
04:10:46
but caution against trying to pinpoint one single?
04:10:49
That's a stupid statement to other, to the family
04:10:53
had a little bit of trouble during the shooting as well.
04:10:57
So the the husband had brain cancer.
04:11:00
Yeah.
04:11:01
TikTok sharing videos, talking about her husband's struggle with brain cancer.
04:11:06
In her most recent post, she talked about taking steps to social kids.
04:11:11
She decided to end the suffering, so to speak, in the aftermath.
04:11:13
Yeah, I think so, right? Leaders in math.
04:11:15
I got no problems with that.
04:11:17
Or did he at least write down or this is what I want?
04:11:21
Or he was so far gone it was her choice.
04:11:23
I have no idea.
04:11:24
I think she just did it out of left field because she knew that like it was,
04:11:28
it was hurting her. She couldn't.
04:11:29
It's like the Chris Benoit situation, like Chris one. Well, I kind of went crazy.
04:11:32
But at the same time
04:11:33
I think that he either, like, killed his wife or got mad and like
04:11:37
so the idea there is like come from is Chris Benoit.
04:11:41
I don't think so.
04:11:42
But he, he killed his wife first and then killed his kid.
04:11:45
What? She just smothered him with a pillow.
04:11:46
But I'm assuming that he.
04:11:49
He killed his wife and then killed his kid.
04:11:51
This kid was slightly handicapped, and he kind of knew, like, okay,
04:11:54
this kid's going to grow up, like, with a whole fucked up world now.
04:11:57
So if I just kill him, then, well,
04:12:01
there was another true crime thing we were looking at where, like, the,
04:12:03
you know, they just killed the whole thing, like,
04:12:05
oh, I didn't want this person to be sad, so I killed them too,
04:12:08
you know what I mean?
04:12:09
And it's like you just end up going on a spiral of
04:12:13
the picture with the same time you kill my husband.
04:12:15
Can people change?
04:12:17
I just wanted to shoot. No,
04:12:19
no they can't.
04:12:20
I'm just saying, if you kill your husband, then you're going to jail.
04:12:22
And then you have a kid that grows up, you know, all fucked up.
04:12:25
So maybe you just keep him back as much way.
04:12:27
Oh, that's.
04:12:28
That's some fucked up erase everything.
04:12:31
Yeah, well, mental health experts say it's always important
04:12:35
to have a conversation with someone you suspect is always important.
04:12:39
I think, you know, when you hear folks talk about being fucked,
04:12:42
that I've been through two times, I had conversations with them.
04:12:44
It doesn't help.
04:12:45
And ask about what somebody if somebody has an agenda
04:12:49
to do something like that, they will not share it with you.
04:12:52
If anyone talks,
04:12:53
they're worried that you're going
04:12:54
to talk them out of it or you want do an outrageous thing.
04:12:57
Nowadays, you can lock people up
04:13:00
if you think they can harm themselves.
04:13:03
And they just muted her on the back end.
04:13:04
Interesting there because she was just babbling on and on and on.
04:13:08
Right. She really was.
04:13:09
She usually
04:13:11
dude the point is though I mean I think you should be able to like
04:13:14
my wife and I have Syria.
04:13:15
I don't where we should probably put it in writing with a lawyer, but
04:13:19
she can take me out if I'm.
04:13:22
I don't know what we decide.
04:13:23
You say you don't know.
04:13:26
She might take advantage of that one day.
04:13:28
You know, I never know this.
04:13:30
Take me.
04:13:33
I think my point is, it's more up to the two people
04:13:36
that are closest in the entire world than some law or doctor or society.
04:13:43
Holy shit.
04:13:44
What about that?
04:13:45
The best way to eat steak
04:13:48
with my mom?
04:13:49
With a knife and fork on a fucking
04:13:52
700 degree lover?
04:13:55
I see, I didn't.
04:13:56
I like that one.
04:13:57
I'm looking at it one time.
04:14:00
Why, though, you just like each bite that that fresh, I like to,
04:14:04
yeah, I like to cook each individual bite how I, how I please.
04:14:07
And it's the best way to do it.
04:14:09
It really is.
04:14:11
I'm too impatient, dude, I don't like.
04:14:12
I don't like you fucking pieces. Like.
04:14:15
You're right, you're right.
04:14:16
But it's not worth. Dude, I'm too hungry.
04:14:19
I don't have that.
04:14:20
Takes like, it takes like 10 or 15 seconds per piece, dude.
04:14:23
So I was doing it like that.
04:14:25
You should eat slowly anyway.
04:14:27
You should. Yeah. These great points.
04:14:28
Great advice.
04:14:30
But it's steak and it's right there.
04:14:31
Dude, I was putting as many pieces as I could fit on it
04:14:35
and then put them on.
04:14:36
I took one at a time.
04:14:37
You're right the time. But that's too fucking slow, man.
04:14:40
That's some kind of Zen eating.
04:14:41
So I will say my girlfriend's, dad bought a new girl, and
04:14:45
I was a little confused on it last time, but I kind of mastered it this time.
04:14:48
But, he's got this Weber grill or the one side.
04:14:50
It's got, like, a sear.
04:14:52
Yeah, I hear that.
04:14:53
I've showed you pictures of mine.
04:14:55
I have that. Okay. Yeah. I think we talked about.
04:14:57
Yeah.
04:14:57
I don't know, fucking actually, I actually seen it get like red hot.
04:15:00
The same one.
04:15:00
I actually used it like, how it's supposed to be done.
04:15:04
Yeah, it was actually great. Yeah, yeah.
04:15:07
Mine doesn't get hot.
04:15:09
Or maybe it does.
04:15:10
The little fold, the little folds, like, subtle.
04:15:12
They look slightly like cherry red.
04:15:14
It's very subtly a little like the, the the minor too dirty right.
04:15:19
Now for wedge pieces.
04:15:21
I'm at the end of the summer.
04:15:22
I only clean it like once.
04:15:24
I take the whole thing apart, clean it.
04:15:25
Otherwise, there's the problem with the awesome drip
04:15:27
tray is it's so easy to take the juice out, but as on the way down,
04:15:31
you know a grill gets real messy, especially if you flavor on the grill.
04:15:36
The universe's first light, the cosmic microwave background, echoes
04:15:40
from 13.8 billion years ago and was accidentally detected
04:15:43
by radio engineers in 1965, fixing an antenna.
04:15:47
Yes. Interesting. That's not question.
04:15:49
That's nuts.
04:15:50
Oh, I don't think it's a question.
04:15:53
Well, why?
04:15:54
Gary, what's the topic next week?
04:15:57
We should do? Gary is the topic.
04:15:59
Now that summer's over
04:16:00
and you literally took from Memorial Day, you realize he took from Memorial Day
04:16:03
to Labor Day off.
04:16:04
So he'll be back next week.
04:16:05
Yeah, but then it's going to be cold and he's going to be complaining about that.
04:16:08
It's cold and he's going to just be talking about his wife.
04:16:11
That's half the show.
04:16:12
We only need him here for a few minutes really about all of them.
04:16:17
So they all about his wife coming inside is really about it.
04:16:19
My wife is desperately trying to get me to come inside.
04:16:24
All right?
04:16:24
Nothing to do.
04:16:25
It had nothing to do with, again, this this was.
04:16:28
My wife is desperately trying to get me to come inside.
04:16:31
Maybe Monday to do it.
04:16:33
Had nothing to do with being cold.
04:16:35
Had everything to do with the show.
04:16:38
I've never made sure to.
04:16:40
That's the manipulation of the wife.
04:16:44
That's how deep that manipulation goes.
04:16:46
No, no. Your cold come inside.
04:16:49
Don't do the show. You're cold.
04:16:52
Come inside.
04:16:53
Oh, you mean come inside? I thought you meant come inside.
04:16:55
Unless she thought he was going to have a heart attack.
04:16:57
Because that could happen to.
04:16:57
Well, we'd be recording it.
04:16:59
So we go, like we. We need that.
04:17:02
We would.
04:17:03
I don't think to that I would not be live on air.
04:17:07
There's so many guys from it.
04:17:10
You can have a heart attack and then live until you're 90, so it's okay.
04:17:14
Ray Ripley's
04:17:15
real loss was it's shocking or stupid, who cares?
04:17:19
No one didn't know if he lost.
04:17:20
It's wrestling.
04:17:22
They book it terribly anyway.
04:17:27
There's no stars left.
04:17:28
Nobody connected to Roman Reigns.
04:17:30
Nobody cares about wrestling anymore.
04:17:33
I have no idea what you're talking about here.
04:17:35
Something about World War two.
04:17:37
We don't care.
04:17:37
I was hoping it would just be a one word topic, but it's not coming up.
04:17:41
I would love for the spin to come up with a topic one day.
04:17:45
What about, idioms?
04:17:48
We could do idioms.
04:17:49
We did. Do we do some. Did we do cliches already?
04:17:52
I think we did something straight,
04:17:55
gay, straight?
04:17:57
No. How about sad?
04:18:00
But, dude, this is a horrible.
04:18:03
Everybody knows the answer to this. T
04:18:07
no, it's coffee, it's tea.
04:18:11
I don't drink either.
04:18:12
I don't drink either.
04:18:14
It's water.
04:18:16
They both need water.
04:18:18
They're both mainly water.
04:18:21
Did you know?
04:18:21
Did you know bricks explode?
04:18:25
If you explode them.
04:18:26
Yeah.
04:18:26
No no no no no no no.
04:18:28
So if you take bricks that aren't fire bricks
04:18:30
and you heat them, like if you make a fire pit out of bricks
04:18:32
and then heat them up, the water gets trapped in them,
04:18:34
and then the water expands inside the brick itself, and without any warning,
04:18:39
they will explode and you will have clay shrapnel.
04:18:44
Why does every store suddenly have a self-checkout lane with no cashiers?
04:18:49
This must be a few years old.
04:18:51
The reason being isn't because they raised minimum wage.
04:18:54
It's because the human has always been an element that businesses,
04:18:58
especially big businesses, would like to eliminate
04:19:00
because you have to get insurance and liability and all the shit
04:19:03
we were talking about earlier, and then you get sued because they fuck up
04:19:07
where a self-checkout lane just needs
04:19:09
an engineer or repairman to come fix it every once in a while,
04:19:13
and then
04:19:16
they have us basically doing all our work.
04:19:18
I think there was, Gary monologue about it, just a show or two ago.
04:19:24
We definitely need a topic for next week.
04:19:28
I'd say, put your topic in the comment,
04:19:30
but there's nobody with this anymore.
04:19:34
They were all here for Gary.
04:19:35
The Great Wall of China is visible from space.
04:19:37
I heard that wasn't true.
04:19:38
Astronauts and satellite imagery confirm it's not distinguishable without aid.
04:19:42
Despite the myths.
04:19:43
Persistence, See, I was right.
04:19:45
Really? Smoking in my office?
04:19:46
Somebody's been smoking in here.
04:19:48
So when we break in and smoke while I was gone.
04:19:50
That's weird.
04:19:51
Cigaret.
04:19:52
Nicotine smoker, weed smoke.
04:19:54
I don't consider them the same.
04:19:56
Smells like marijuana.
04:19:57
Yeah, neither does the doctor.
04:20:00
I write down that I smoke
04:20:01
marijuana on the thing, and I write down that I smoke it because I like that.
04:20:05
Like the pre signing questionnaire.
04:20:08
They, they like ask you about it just like they do with alcohol.
04:20:11
Yeah.
04:20:12
But they don't ask me anything about
04:20:13
they don't I do but they don't ask me anything about it in person.
04:20:16
They ask me about alcohol.
04:20:17
They ask me about cigarets, but they don't ever go,
04:20:20
oh, I notice that you say you smoke marijuana every day.
04:20:22
They don't ever say one thing about it. They don't give a shit.
04:20:25
No, they don't give a shit.
04:20:26
But insurance does.
04:20:28
No, insurance doesn't either.
04:20:30
Yeah they will.
04:20:31
They get a nicotine assessment thing that I have to do that.
04:20:35
It's just literally word of mouth and there's nothing
04:20:37
that says anything about, and it's nicotine products.
04:20:41
It's not even, cigarets, it's nicotine products.
04:20:46
Like.
04:20:47
And it's just a word of mouth saying I don't do it.
04:20:49
Or if I do, I have to take like a class, whatever.
04:20:53
It's like a quick little, like video class, I guess.
04:20:55
I don't know, but,
04:20:58
nothing for marijuana.
04:21:06
Yeah.
04:21:06
You think there'd be something for alcohol to.
04:21:08
Just for the sake of it?
04:21:10
So, yeah, you're mostly the only thing they use
04:21:12
a questionnaire for is to assess your insurance premium costs.
04:21:17
So there is somewhere. Somewhere.
04:21:18
Oh, really?
04:21:18
Somewhere you went, you know, when you that you checked a box for them,
04:21:23
that major premium go up or not down.
04:21:27
Yeah.
04:21:28
No not really.
04:21:29
How do you know? Because they keep that shit so secret.
04:21:31
You don't know how what other people pay.
04:21:33
And I've got a I've got a, I got a low cost, high deductible plan. So.
04:21:40
Yeah.
04:21:41
So you're because you're young and you think you're healthy
04:21:43
and you won't need it.
04:21:45
Yeah, yeah.
04:21:49
And you figure you probably figured,
04:21:51
like me, if you do need it, then you're already fucked anyway.
04:21:54
So I pretty much matter.
04:21:56
Yeah.
04:21:57
Oh, my deductible.
04:21:58
I already have, like, in my HSA, the amount that I need
04:22:00
to hit that deductible.
04:22:01
So because I have I never got that
04:22:04
will let you put your own money away and you can't touch it.
04:22:09
We won't tax.
04:22:09
We won't tax it though so that you're good.
04:22:11
Yeah. That's the best. Yeah.
04:22:12
You can get taxed on it.
04:22:14
Yeah.
04:22:14
But there's other I mean you can just and you get to invest it in
04:22:17
whatever you want.
04:22:18
Not a financial show by the way. So do not take our advice.
04:22:22
None of it's real. No.
04:22:23
Invest your money however you see fit.
04:22:25
But investment.
04:22:28
Invest it.
04:22:28
Invest in property.
04:22:31
This is not investment.
04:22:32
Period
04:22:34
I don't know, I wouldn't I wouldn't like day trade it.
04:22:36
That's like gambling.
04:22:38
If you get the best. Sure.
04:22:40
Make sure it's money. You can lose it all.
04:22:43
If it is, then go for it.
04:22:44
You might win big,
04:22:46
but you won't because it's fixed.
04:22:48
Even when you start to win big.
04:22:49
They turn a little knob and they shut off
04:22:50
fucking Robinhood and fuck all the little people.
04:22:56
Do we have a topic?
04:22:57
That's the only thing I'm waiting for.
04:22:59
Topic for 120
04:23:02
is that that,
04:23:05
this says minced, but I don't like that answer at all.
04:23:08
What the fuck does that mean?
04:23:10
I don't know,
04:23:11
it means, like cut out, finely chopped off and mince.
04:23:15
It's going to be Gary. He's got to come back.
04:23:17
I don't know, I just thought I just thought it's it's kind of game
04:23:20
now I'm kind of tired of playing the, the the Gary game.
04:23:23
I think it's kind of game hasn't come back yet.
04:23:25
And I'm kind of happy about about the fact that he hasn't come back
04:23:29
yet at this point.
04:23:30
But I also think it's kind of gay
04:23:31
because we've been kind of hanging around, waiting, waiting, waiting.
04:23:34
We've had our hopes up, we've been patient, we've been kind.
04:23:38
And, we gave him an ultimatum.
04:23:41
And yeah, we give him several ultimatums, and it's just.
04:23:43
I love my wife. This guy just gave me.
04:23:45
My wife left me because I kept doing the show without Gary.
04:23:49
She said if he doesn't come back, she's going to leave me.
04:23:52
I said, okay, at this point.
04:23:54
I said, I said, and I don't take no orders from the woman.
04:24:00
By the way.
04:24:02
But she left me anyway.
04:24:09
Loud and proud man.
04:24:12
Yeah.
04:24:12
Lots of gay people are very smart.
04:24:14
Oh, speaking of gay, do you guys think I'm gay for big dude,
04:24:17
I went to this place called Queer Hollow.
04:24:20
It was pretty cool.
04:24:21
It was called Queer Hollow by all.
04:24:23
I would go to Queer Hollow.
04:24:25
Queer hollow was a lot of semen floating around?
04:24:28
Yes. Is it gay?
04:24:30
It is gay.
04:24:34
Ojibwe. Me draw.
04:24:35
I always chipper you and your man. Me take.
04:24:38
I like little boys. Pee pee wee wee gibber.
04:24:40
Here we go.
04:24:41
Shit. Piss. Fuck. Hancock. Slacker. Motherfucker! Tits.
04:24:44
Is that enough, or shall I go on? Fagot?
04:24:46
Fagot fagot fagot! Wait! Go!
04:24:48
Fagot jabber fagot fagot!
04:24:51
Oops.
04:24:51
I suppose you don't want to talk to.
04:24:55
That's a good way to end gay, right?
04:24:57
Okay, so that's two things that I did that were gay.
04:24:59
I don't know.
04:25:01
All right, one last thing.
04:25:02
So as a straight man, what if you were in an honest answer?
04:25:06
What is the gayest thing about you?
04:25:08
You could have you could have an intimate relationship
04:25:11
with the same sex person without it
04:25:14
being gay.
04:25:17
But what kind of really thinking about me?
04:25:19
Probably.
04:25:19
Probably the fact that I have an interest.
04:25:21
I could watch wrestling. Perfect.
04:25:23
They are definitely in tights and shit and that I now like this hat.
04:25:28
This is a country music festival.
04:25:30
The fact that there is some country music that I do sort of like,
04:25:34
as I say,
04:25:36
I used to have very I used to have very, very long hair,
04:25:39
and I used to take longer than my girlfriend when we would go out.
04:25:43
And that that's pretty gay.
04:25:48
Yeah.
04:25:49
I'll get a picture.
04:25:50
I got to get it.
04:25:50
I'll get a picture for the show one of these days.
04:25:53
Yeah, I guess I am particular about my hair.
04:25:58
That's why I like wearing a hat all the time.
04:25:59
I've got, like, a cowlick.
04:26:00
And if, like,
04:26:01
if I do my hair and I feel like I don't like the way it looks,
04:26:03
I can,
04:26:03
like, spend extra time, just, like, just fiddle fucking with it for no reason
04:26:07
and then fucking it up and then doing it again.
04:26:09
And it's almost very woman like to wear like a.
04:26:12
Yeah, it's it's pretty good.
04:26:14
What did he say.
04:26:18
I thought you were going to say so you drink one beer.
04:26:21
You're not an alcoholic.
04:26:22
I was going to do that.
04:26:27
If you don't want to talk
04:26:28
the way this Bible talks, you should keep your mouth shut.
04:26:32
This guys.
04:26:37
Used to be.
04:26:42
They can,
04:26:44
They have.
04:26:46
Yeah.
04:26:46
Where you get. Yeah.
04:26:47
By the way, I use my work. That I'm a huge cock.
04:26:50
Why balls? My balls aren't allowed.
04:26:53
Women's going.
04:26:54
I've been an atheist since I was born.
04:26:56
I guess it's not all right. It's not okay.
04:26:59
No, no.
04:26:59
The other.
04:27:00
Well, she does not try to understand.
04:27:03
The Bible makes no fucking sense.
04:27:05
Whether you, Christian or whether you're a muslim.
04:27:07
Yeah, your book is a lie. Your book is a lie. Amen.
04:27:10
You're the Moses until the Book of Mormon.
04:27:12
Yeah. Your book is a lie.
04:27:13
It's a lie.
04:27:14
Ha ha ha ha a lie.
04:27:17
Your book is a lie.
04:27:18
Ha ha ha!
04:27:21
Your book is lie.
04:27:24
Know I just.
04:27:28
Oh, no.
04:27:32
Oh, well, we start the show, then we get high enough.
04:27:37
I can't do it either. It's wife's desire.
04:27:39
She claims that heaven is something true.
04:27:41
I'm a ranch man, and she hates that.
04:27:43
Do you know it's not all right?
04:27:45
It's not okay.
04:27:46
But the hotel chair is where I'll stay.
04:27:48
She can't try to understand.
04:27:50
Religion makes no fucking say amen.
04:27:53
So whether you are Jewish.
04:27:55
Yeah, you focus a lot.
04:27:56
You focus a lot.
04:27:57
Jesus wasn't crossed with Muhammad. No.
04:27:59
God, yeah, you focus a lot.
04:28:00
You focus on how you come up.
04:28:04
You focus a lot, you focus a lot,
04:28:08
Fucking
04:28:09
oh oh. Oh.
04:28:18
Oh, what's your point?
04:28:22
Your god is no way this spaghetti monster.
04:28:27
Spaghetti monster? Yeah.
04:28:31
Oh, your god is no way
04:28:37
made of spaghetti.
04:28:40
God. Oh,
04:28:44
well, you can tell that all a major come back door slam.
04:28:47
I'm gonna fuck up.
04:28:49
Friends allowed women scorn.
04:28:51
I've been an atheist since I was born.
04:28:53
No, it's not all right.
04:28:54
It's not okay.
04:28:55
Flint, what's up with the other day?
04:28:58
She does not try to understand.
04:29:00
This all makes no fucking sense.
04:29:02
Whether you are Hindu or whether the.
04:29:04
Your book is a good book.
04:29:06
It's a like Sodom and Gomorrah. It's not even a sort.
04:29:09
No, your book is a life.
04:29:10
Your book is a lot coming up.
04:29:13
Oh, you book is a lot.
04:29:15
The book is a lot.
04:29:19
Oh. Oh, no,
04:29:28
oh no.
04:29:32
Your God is no one made the.
04:29:37
Spaghetti monster. Yeah.
04:29:43
Your god is no
04:29:45
way to be made up again.
04:29:49
You go.
04:29:54
Oh, your god is no good.
04:29:56
Spaghetti monster.
04:30:00
Spaghetti monster.
04:30:01
Yeah. Oh!
04:30:06
Your god is no good.
04:30:08
You made us get in
04:30:11
and under.
04:30:17
Your God is nowhere for us to gather.
04:30:21
The spaghetti monster. Yes.
04:30:28
Your God is no one
04:30:31
made us spaghetti.
04:30:34
What a fuck.
04:30:34
Starts a conversation like that?
04:30:50
Great.
04:30:50
You guys, I'm getting in.
04:30:53
Gary!
04:30:54
Screw you guys, And.