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Gary.
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He has left.
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Fletch ran for life.
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He obeyed the scum commandment.
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She slammed the door.
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He wandered off
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and were left here pretending.
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Fletch runs along.
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But the soul of it is lost.
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Gary, all alone
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in his home, bombed.
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We can laugh at the old days.
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He was stubborn.
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And then I remember when he stood
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and put up a fight of the week.
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He became.
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There has been.
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See row fuck ups.
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The stale cold
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snap of defeat
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and the screen goes dim.
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Another bad joke is wasted.
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Still Fladge Rants Live.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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Eastern time said
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stop the show or else
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she already pulled the trigger.
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Now we limp on like it's okay
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when the dawn comes.
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Tonight will be a memory
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to not be
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named her.
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Please.
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Spotlight now
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follows on from her
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pretending class.
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Never fucking endless coping.
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He's the one who filled
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Gary's hole.
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But hole shows
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must go on.
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Touching me is so hard
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to remember.
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All alone with the man.
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Of the night.
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He held my attention.
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If you saw him, you'd understand
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what parenting was.
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Look.
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For the memory.
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Untry me
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pain. Me?
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You may
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he know
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will stop.
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What the shine up.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously?
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It's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
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to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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Who? Then.
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They.
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They. May.
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Have. An.
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The time might be 10:09 p.m..
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Yeah.
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Ever wonder if you all have your words short?
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Like such as? Come on, it's matter. Nothing.
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Okay. Hi.
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I'm gay, airy.
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And welcome to Rants Live number 120,
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where we're diving headfirst into the wild world of.
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Yeah, yeah, as in, listen up your knob.
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You know that little word that pops up everywhere
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like a friendly neighbor who won't stop borrowing an anvil?
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Yeah, sure. You betcha.
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Don't channel.
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It's the heartbeat of places where the winters are so cold
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you could freeze a polar bears popsicle.
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And the people still talk like they're.
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They're politely conserving syllables for the apocalypse.
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Now, some of you out there are probably wondering,
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is your just a lazy American shortcut, or does it have roots?
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Oh yeah, it goes all the way back.
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See, the Greeks had this little word ge spelled gamma eater, which was kind of
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like saying indeed, truly, surely
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they tack it on for emphasis.
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You're reading Aristotle.
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He says something like virtue is the highest good G.
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That's just a fancy way of saying, yeah, I betcha.
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And from Greek it slips into Old High German as jaw,
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then into the Norse tongues.
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And by the time the Vikings are raiding England, they're already hollering,
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yeah, yeah, every time they stole a cow.
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Fast forward a thousand years.
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You're in Minnesota, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, and it's the same word
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just stretched into a lifestyle.
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The Greeks give you a philosophy, the Norse give you, pillaging.
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And the Midwest gives you a hot dish.
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Same word, same heartbeat, different casserole, let me tell you.
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Yeah. All out there in viewer land.
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Y'all feel me when I say yo is more than just a shortcut for you.
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It's a lifestyle, a philosophy,
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a way to nod along without committing to a full sentence.
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Yeah. Dig.
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Yeah. Hear what I'm saying?
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Back in my day?
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Yeah, we hear you everywhere.
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From the coffee shop where. Where the bar raised our hands.
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Yeah.
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Cup and says, yeah, take care now
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to the mechanic who fixes your car and mutters, yeah, got to watch that oil.
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Y'all know.
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But we're not stopping there.
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Oh no. Because yeah is versatile. Y'all see
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it's in songs, in slang,
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in every corner of conversation where you want to keep it casual.
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Picture this you'll walk into a diner in North Dakota.
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The waitress says,
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yeah, I want the hot dish special.
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And you betcha y'all nod because who wouldn't?
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It's got tater tots, cream of mushroom soup, and more salt than the Dead Sea.
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Yeah, I can't go wrong unless y'all can.
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And if y'all can, keep it to yourself.
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But then you start thinking, why stop at accents?
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Yeah.
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Ever consider how your shows up in hip hop?
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Y'all feel me, bro?
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Or in the South where it's y'all come back now.
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Yeah. Here.
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Same word.
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Different boots.
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Yeah, yeah.
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All together. Now let's round about how.
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Yeah. Unites us.
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From frozen tundra to sunny beaches. Yeah.
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Gotta love it now.
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Unrelated, but totally making sense.
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Let me give you some oddball advice.
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If you ever get stuck in traffic, don't honk.
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Roll down your window and yell, yeah, move it or lose it, folks don't get mad.
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They laugh because y'all turned road rage into road comedy.
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Practical wisdom.
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Yeah, welcome.
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Speaking of crazy stories, let me tell you about the time
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I was fishing up in Minnesota, hooked a massive walleye.
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Not just any fish.
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This thing had a tattoo on its fin that said, love you.
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I swear to whomever my wife believes in.
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Yeah. Believe that.
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Turns out it escaped from some aquarium where they were teaching marine life.
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Manners. Don't channel.
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I almost threw it back, but the fish winked at me when a fish winks it.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Keep it and you gotta hear this.
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You're listening.
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Yeah. Is and everything.
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Like when you just say, see you later, alligator.
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Or. Yeah. After a while, crocodile.
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Playful, right?
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But then y'all flip it serious.
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Like in therapy.
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Doc says, how you feeling today?
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And suddenly you spill your guts because.
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Yeah. Trust him.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Makes the hard questions softer.
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Like, do you mind if I borrow that instead of give me that?
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Yeah, sure.
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Let me tangent again. Your mind.
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Those self-help books tell you to visualize success.
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Well, I say visualize yourself as a giant,
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glowing, just floating through life, turning ever.
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You and you try that while meditating.
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You might levitate.
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Crazy, but maybe shortcuts
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really do lead to enlightenment.
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Yeah. Ever think of that?
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And don't get me started on pop culture gangsters with yeah, dirty rat
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comedians nailing punchlines with.
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And I think that's funny. It's everywhere.
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And if you are cooking dinner and you burn the roast, don't panic.
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Tell your family your to chart for flavor
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like them fancy chefs do yell at you live story time again.
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Once upon a year I was hiking in the Rockies, met a bear.
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Big bear looked me in the eye and growled, yeah, better run.
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I froze and I said, you're kidding me.
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Turns out it wasn't a bear, just a guy in a honey costume
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promoting maple sirup.
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See? Life lesson always question the growls.
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Not every threat is a bear.
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Sometimes it's just marketing.
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And hey, speaking of wild promotions,
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you know what else is kicking off
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Monday Night Football?
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Are you ready for some football?
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Minnesota? Chicago.
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Now, I ain't no prophet.
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But if you ask me, the Vikings show up
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like a guy who forgot his wallet on purpose.
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Yanno?
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They'll keep you waiting, let you down,
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then surprise y'all with a 20 in the couch cushion.
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Meanwhile, Chicago's out there fumbling like your uncle.
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A Thanksgiving after three Bourbons.
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So my prediction
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Vikings by six.
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You take it to the bank or don't you lose money?
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Either way, that's football.
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Yeah, all know relationships hinge on year.
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When you say I love you, that's intimate, that's private.
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But when you shout, yeah, miss me yet after a fight, that's a gamble.
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Dangerous game.
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But it works sometimes.
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Then you got squirrels hoarding nuts like y'all
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never going to find another acorn in your life.
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Mimic that. Hoard your compliments.
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Save him. Stockpile em.
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Pull one out.
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When your friends feeling low works better than cash.
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Yeah.
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Ever hear of the, detector?
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Beeps every time someone says, yeah.
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They tried one in North Dakota yet exploded, overheated,
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smelled like lutefisk and fried circuit boards.
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Whole county had to be evacuated.
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True story.
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Don't channel.
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Or maybe it should be.
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Either way. Yeah, I can imagine it. Yeah.
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Advice corner again. Gardening.
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Talk to your plants.
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Plant your seeds with love.
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Say grow. Yeah.
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Little beauties and they will.
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Science says plants respond to our voice.
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If you scream at them they wither.
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If you are saying love, yeah, forever.
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They bloom and coffee rant time.
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Why pay five bucks at a chain when y'all can brew it at home?
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Save your money, spend it on snacks for the road.
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Snacks are important.
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You never regret snacks.
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You ever regret not having snacks?
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Every time.
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Boo. Yeah! Boo yah!
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Boo boo boo boo boo.
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Oh, yeah. Boo boo boo boo boo yah!
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You know you feel. Yeah I think y'all hear.
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Y'all better back up because the, is near y'all, I betcha.
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Yeah, sure.
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Y'all see, I say you roll with me.
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We don't play. Yeah. Got it. You'll want to.
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Yeah. Need it tight.
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Yeah. Move to the rhythm on Monday night.
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Maybe.
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Yeah, probably.
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Yeah. Kind of too, but yeah.
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Cannot what I yet to you. Yeah I love it.
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Yeah. Hate it. Yeah. Flip that coin.
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Y'all chanting so loud the neighbors join y'all see.
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Yeah. Here.
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You know y'all flow.
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Yeah. Stick with the yeah and yeah. Good to go.
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Here's another tale I once entered a y'all contest.
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Had to use y'all in as many ways as possible without repeating.
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I won with a list so long the judges walked out.
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Here's about 1% of the list.
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You'll want to hear it.
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Here it goes. You know.
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Yeah, I feel y'all dig.
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Yeah. Here. Y'all better? Yes. Sure.
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Love you see, Got y'all think y'all wonder y'all ever.
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Y'all got a y'all want to y'all need. Yeah.
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Should you could yeah would yeah might yeah maybe yeah possibly.
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Yeah. Truly y'all. Honestly.
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Yeah. Basically y'all practically.
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Yeah. Absolutely. Y'all.
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Definitely. You positively. Yeah. Nearly.
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Yeah. Kind of.
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Yeah. Sorta.
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Yeah. Glowing. Yeah. Grinning. Y'all busting a gut.
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You're rolling on the floor.
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You're dying of laughter. Y'all radiant.
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You're brilliant.
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Yeah.
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Magnificent. Yeah. Unstoppable.
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I've edited this list.
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This list down to about 50 because it was originally 1000
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phrases and took me way over an hour to say them all.
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Yeah, I think we should do them all.
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Yeah. Comment.
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Yeah.
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Like, yeah. Subscribe.
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Yeah. See how that flows once you start.
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Y'all can't stop the.
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Your train keeps rolling.
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Yeah I miss it. Y'all lost but you're right it.
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Yeah Golden. And let me wrap this up with wisdom.
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At the end of the day y'all only got one year.
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The year in the mirror.
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If y'all don't like that yeah, yeah.
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Got work to do.
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Y'all can't run from. Yeah y'all can't ghost.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah I can't block. Yeah, yeah.
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Stuck with you.
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So learn to love you, feed you, nap you, protect you.
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Yeah, sure.
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You betcha. Don't share no love, Mr..
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Bless you.
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Screw you.
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Hug you want. You gotta have you.
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See you later.
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Now roll y'all clip.
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Blackface is wrong.
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Racist cannot do it. We agree.
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We agree. Okay, good.
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That blackface is wrong. Can I do it?
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Blackface is wrong.
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Well, I have to ask the blackface, I can't ask.
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It's like wrestling.
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Blackface is wrong. It's racist.
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You can't do under the circumstances.
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No, can't, I don't know.
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Do you see them Navy Seals commercials?
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You're like, I kind of. Sometimes you could do it.
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The whole Navy Seals commercial.
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Like, look how cool this is on a helicopter.
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Look how cool blackface is on a boat.
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Blackface in the water. They can't swim.
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I don't know, they say that. I don't know if they say that. Hold on.
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I don't know that part right out of that part, that's on me.
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But I'm just saying situation to change the stakes.
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Let's say, for example, me and you, we're going on a mission to save America.
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The mission takes place at 1 a.m..
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That is an important piece.
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It's the information I have on the call sheet.
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You have your complexion.
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I have the complexion of an iPhone, flashlight.
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If you don't give me blackface, we're fucking dead.
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I'm a disco ball in the desert.
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They're going to see us from a mile away. It's head shots for the both of us.
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You want to see her again?
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You got to pay me the fuck up, bro.
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Full thing. You don't have to do lips in the tap.
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Shoes.
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That's a little bit much, but you got to pay me up.
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You got to pay me the fuck up.
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You're not going to let me go on that mission with you
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without putting on blackface for your safety?
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Just like I'm not going to let you smile.
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There's certain things.
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Live from the Edelweiss.
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That's pretty fucking good.
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I like a program again.
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We welcome you all.
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And thank you all for coming.
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Off the better.
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So we have this little slide and we're like mostly
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to be careful when you're happy or when you feel that low.
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But most of all before anything you do will just come true.
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Yeah. Better
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y'all.
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Y'all better
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y'all.
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Y'all better.
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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You little.
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What other people think it's good.
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Yeah, but it's better for the other people.
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You better go to Cody like
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I did. Yeah.
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Anything but this. Happy?
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Well, yeah.
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Joe. Yeah.
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Yeah, sure. Yeah.
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That's what
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y'all enjoy.
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The dance
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now, y'all.
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Y'all National.
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Boy next door
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neighbor also told God it was hotter than this.
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Oh, you working with people?
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I hope you know that will help you. Come on.
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Never be able to
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bear that.
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There.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's that.
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Everybody.
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But frankly,
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you don't have anything to be able to say.
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We could sit for hours just passing time over, have a cup of coffee.
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Well, you just wait till someone breaks a silence with little leverage.
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They say, oh, you're
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not sure?
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You're sure you do the job?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You got one more time.
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If I should die tomorrow, let's go to see them.
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If my work is over and, Sure.
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You bet your.
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Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
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Show.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Are you talking because I can't hear you?
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Here.
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Yeah. You.
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You. I'm on the.
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Oh, I don't
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I don't know.
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No. Oh. Oh.
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But on the trolling.
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Oh, there's something
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else. So.
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Waiting for you when you get.
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Oh man one you do.
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You start whacking and stand up.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh oh
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so you won't feel so.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's a dog.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's a dog. You.
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Yeah.
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Oh, nice.
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My your dog.
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Some,
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It's better that way.
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Just think you been some dog. Dog.
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But you have to confess.
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You like your dog?
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Yeah.
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I'm not your dog.
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What the dog doing?
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I'm sure you can hear me.
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I'm sure you can hear me now.
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Can you hear me now?
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I can,
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I can.
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So I'm sure you've noticed so far, this show is about the,
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Midwest a about the, North Dakota and the, Minnesota.
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So I didn't notice it, mainly just because we were going to do.
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I was going to do a.
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But a is not a word a is I,
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you know, that doesn't
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necessarily work a whyhy.
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I think you're having a stroke.
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There's a bastardized spelling a a why of it.
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But I mean I is I a is a
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and I o you and sometimes why.
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Sometimes
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why I0II
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why you why.
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Oh that's fucking I was wondering in my head I'm like who I was.
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Who am I hearing in my head.
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My fucking tiny hurting I r
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why is pronounced I, I
00:25:22
if I'm that I incorrect
00:25:25
I and then the
00:25:28
that's the exclamation and they also say why
00:25:32
I just didn't like it.
00:25:33
I like ya because I just watched Fargo and it fit perfectly.
00:25:36
And when I was like, whoa,
00:25:38
do you know how many times we say,
00:25:41
yeah instead of you?
00:25:43
Yeah. Every time. Yeah.
00:25:48
But I don't I very rarely say I,
00:25:51
I well,
00:25:52
I think you kind of missed a little bit of a mark where I guess, you know, he.
00:25:56
Yeah. Again he is turn over a new leaf.
00:25:59
So I don't know if he even wants to like, just talk about anything that.
00:26:04
Well I guess he could be like throw religion, right?
00:26:07
Is he allowed to be pro religion or can he just not talk about it at all?
00:26:10
Anyone
00:26:12
goes a second, you got you got.
00:26:14
Yeah. Way.
00:26:18
That this guy.
00:26:19
Yeah he did.
00:26:20
I don't recall him saying anything about Yahweh.
00:26:24
Yahweh yada.
00:26:26
So that's not. Yeah that's Yahweh.
00:26:29
Like oh it's got y'all in it.
00:26:31
There's a there's a hyphen. Right.
00:26:34
But when we when we did,
00:26:35
when we did Gay, did we do gaping hole just because it starts with gay.
00:26:39
Yeah. And we can't we kind of.
00:26:40
Did you get. Yeah. Anything.
00:26:42
Anything that's again anything that's good.
00:26:45
Anything to get in it or on it.
00:26:48
Oh, shit.
00:26:49
Guess what?
00:26:49
I am right next to a fucking Cracker Barrel.
00:26:51
I didn't realize I knew there was one in the area,
00:26:53
but I'm literally right next door.
00:26:54
I can walk over there right now and play checkers
00:26:57
like it's in the parking lot right there.
00:26:59
They don't put the checkers away at night.
00:27:00
And no, because it's not a
00:27:02
oh, never mind. I was going to say something
00:27:03
about a neighborhood that was probably inappropriate. Yeah that's right.
00:27:06
Yeah. Had they had they go with Lego logo.
00:27:08
You went with last week then maybe that.
00:27:12
I'm thinking that that's just
00:27:13
checkers up in some kind of net at night at least.
00:27:16
And that's not a joke. That's solely based on statistics.
00:27:18
But you know, you don't have to go there.
00:27:24
Man, I don't know, like the more,
00:27:25
the more I listen to Matt Walsh, the more and more he pushes this.
00:27:28
It would come across as him being very racist and anti-black,
00:27:31
but he's is trying to bring bring stuff up.
00:27:35
But boy, he just pushes harder and harder.
00:27:39
Towards what most people would probably deem as racist.
00:27:42
But he's he's not
00:27:44
saying it out of hatred, he's saying it out of concern.
00:27:47
And that like, there should be something done about it.
00:27:49
Like not saying that we should, like, arrest them all.
00:27:51
It's it's that there should be a conversation to be had about, like
00:27:54
why this is, you know,
00:27:57
but, that's a
00:27:58
whole nother I should say that, I don't think you want to.
00:28:01
I don't think you want to go, you know, see?
00:28:06
Yeah, yeah.
00:28:09
Yeah.
00:28:10
Let's go back to a cold day in 1994, 1991,
00:28:14
I was January 6th or sixth.
00:28:20
Oh, shit. What?
00:28:21
That was the original January 6th.
00:28:23
How dare those fucking another co-opted day by the.
00:28:29
Weekend.
00:28:30
Ryan, he's correcting you. I think it was Nancy Kerrigan.
00:28:32
Not whatever.
00:28:34
I don't know.
00:28:36
Yeah, let's let's blame and let's blame the black victim
00:28:40
showing my hand and type in, like.
00:28:49
Fun fact I grew up on an ice skating rink.
00:28:52
Is this the video on the live video of it happening?
00:28:54
Dude just comes out of left field.
00:28:55
It just swept. I don't know,
00:28:58
what was that?
00:29:01
Oh, on that right it is happens
00:29:04
I can't it just cut to that I can't okay.
00:29:07
So it's like the aftermath I can't remember what did the cameraman
00:29:10
come running up I can't remember exactly how what happened.
00:29:15
Like do I remember this.
00:29:16
But like you did it like right before competition.
00:29:19
I thought it was like the night before. And then I don't know why.
00:29:21
Why? Yeah.
00:29:22
Like, leading up to it, I thought this is like a pretty, like, like
00:29:28
she's like, really?
00:29:31
Did she just say some really hard black dick?
00:29:35
No. Plastic.
00:29:36
Like, that's not what I heard.
00:29:38
Is that help her.
00:29:40
Like, what do you need?
00:29:41
That's a really hard bag that I'm missing.
00:29:44
What is it?
00:29:45
I will get nothing but white paramedics here.
00:29:47
Sorry. What she's saying.
00:29:51
That first what she say segment.
00:29:52
Listen closely. Why?
00:29:56
She under lots the hard black like,
00:30:02
Right
00:30:04
hard. It hurt our black. Yeah.
00:30:06
What she say?
00:30:07
Oh, I didn't hear the hard. I just heard it.
00:30:10
She said our black dick.
00:30:11
Some big black dick is what I hear.
00:30:13
Yeah, she's not hard, are you guys?
00:30:16
You can't say the word.
00:30:17
Oh, I heard it. Yeah. So hard.
00:30:20
Well, at least she was me.
00:30:21
I heard what you see. Okay.
00:30:23
What's her name?
00:30:24
She's not talking about a penis. She's calling him a dick.
00:30:27
Like an asshole.
00:30:28
You know what I mean?
00:30:28
Like you're this dick came up with her, or look,
00:30:32
even her in her shocked, completely traumatic stage.
00:30:37
She still had the calm presence to say a hard instead of the actual word like.
00:30:41
Yeah, very impressed.
00:30:43
The Minnesota woman couldn't control herself.
00:30:46
I'm surprised. I mean, she could have said the guy
00:30:49
under all the hard, hard black dick,
00:30:53
under all the hard, hard black
00:30:57
C. Maybe it wasn't her.
00:30:58
Maybe it was hard. Hard.
00:31:00
It was some hard, hard.
00:31:02
She's emphasizing how hard
00:31:05
under the hard, hard black dick
00:31:08
and then really, really hard work you do double hard.
00:31:12
Well, no, I can't believe this is
00:31:15
30, 40 years old.
00:31:17
This is once again 30.
00:31:19
I can't do math.
00:31:21
I got a great math segment.
00:31:24
She lead. Right.
00:31:25
I've got I've got quite a long hated sports segment or this audience
00:31:30
got a lot of audience videos.
00:31:33
Oh wait, that's the wrong.
00:31:34
I have an NFL button with.
00:31:39
Oh yeah, there's an NFL.
00:31:41
Yeah.
00:31:42
So I a question NFL started I might lose I don't mind with service on
00:31:45
this elevator but
00:31:48
I thought definitely worth
00:31:50
the NFL started like last week or last week or something.
00:31:55
Right. Thursday okay.
00:31:58
Right. Yeah.
00:32:00
And that's like one of our largest competition.
00:32:03
Right. There's like yeah.
00:32:04
Oh yeah. We're going to it's we're done. Yeah.
00:32:06
We're done for the next three months. It happens every year.
00:32:08
How did we get the most views we've had?
00:32:11
And there was no football. There was.
00:32:14
So there was nothing on last Monday there was no Monday.
00:32:18
The no Monday.
00:32:19
This is the first Monday Night Football tonight.
00:32:20
It started last Thursday. Then this weekend.
00:32:22
That explains everything. See the way part?
00:32:24
The is football day is Sunday.
00:32:26
You know the Lord's day. Yeah.
00:32:29
And they play a couple games early in a cup and one game later.
00:32:34
So the early game was Thursday.
00:32:36
They were started that way.
00:32:39
Well, I just assume that, based on the topic,
00:32:42
maybe because the,
00:32:44
you know, the topic, those people don't maybe watch football.
00:32:49
Yeah.
00:32:49
Well, since we're on the topic of football and you said it
00:32:52
sports laden, well, I'm going to look for my,
00:32:55
of course that doesn't work.
00:32:56
Don't give me the digital key.
00:32:57
If your digital keys don't fucking work. Hotel.
00:33:00
Turn the key over
00:33:02
a digital key.
00:33:04
Turn it into my. But
00:33:07
God, it's not proximity.
00:33:08
I literally have to insert it. I don't like insert.
00:33:11
I have to go downstairs and get a fucking key.
00:33:14
Nice. Did you put it in your pocket next to a magnet?
00:33:16
That's what the fucking phone is.
00:33:18
Digitally, dumbass. You don't know what the fuck I'm saying.
00:33:21
You watch.
00:33:21
No, I don't know. Oh, my lord, I'm on fire.
00:33:25
So if you hand.
00:33:26
If they hand you a magnetic card, what do you think is stored on that?
00:33:29
A digital fucking strip of numbers. So you're confusing me.
00:33:31
I don't think you know what you're saying.
00:33:33
So you just meant you had the phone?
00:33:36
Yeah, like a soft code.
00:33:38
I can't.
00:33:39
Yeah, yeah, the app gets you into that.
00:33:43
So dangerous. Supposed to.
00:33:46
So all I have to do is mimic the app in your account.
00:33:49
I don't even need to actually get Ahold of a card to copy it.
00:33:51
That's great,
00:33:53
I don't know, so I'm going to write
00:33:57
address.
00:33:58
Figuring out the most fundamental human fact of entering a door.
00:34:01
We're going to
00:34:03
we're going to look at this Lions lineup okay.
00:34:06
So I'm not a football expert, but I am a football fan.
00:34:09
And I watched for a long time. And I've learned from listening.
00:34:11
I've never played, but from listening, there's an expression
00:34:14
with football called, you want to get a hat and a hat.
00:34:18
In other words, you want to account for every player.
00:34:21
You don't want to waste your players just standing,
00:34:23
you know, wasting their hat, I guess. I don't know why it's a hat.
00:34:27
Fun fact
00:34:28
to do that thing you piss in to collect your piss when you become old.
00:34:31
It's called a hat
00:34:33
anyway,
00:34:35
there are one,
00:34:38
two, three, four,
00:34:40
four lions that are covering no one.
00:34:44
I understand they have to put two guys.
00:34:45
That might be Micah Parsons there.
00:34:47
So I get it. Two guys on him. That makes sense.
00:34:49
But this isn't just a blown assignment.
00:34:52
This is just no football awareness whatsoever.
00:34:55
All right, so 68.
00:34:56
So if I'm supposed to stand here and make sure the guy doesn't
00:34:58
come on the fucking blind side or whatever, that shit is fine.
00:35:02
But what's up with these two guys that are both looking the other way at nobody?
00:35:05
Letting this guy come
00:35:06
right up the middle of the nose tackle is literally just free use.
00:35:10
This is football.
00:35:12
Yeah, I'm trying to make it the middle.
00:35:14
I'm. I'm using a lot of terms like that.
00:35:17
If they did that, maybe more people would watch.
00:35:19
I like the NFL.
00:35:19
There's a lot of people to watch insult the,
00:35:23
insult the NFL's viewership with six viewers.
00:35:26
That's a smart thing to do.
00:35:28
I should I should mention, too, that what's that guy's name that we opened
00:35:31
the shows his we told he took his bet to shoot anything.
00:35:35
I don't even blackface. Blackface?
00:35:37
What's his name? Yeah, that was funny. That was good. I like this.
00:35:39
He has a podcast called flagrant,
00:35:42
which, if you would look at this show afterwards, you'd say,
00:35:45
oh, wow, they're ripping off the flag on the podcast.
00:35:47
But everybody needs to know we are not doing that.
00:35:51
Yeah, yeah.
00:35:51
Like if you like every game a million.
00:35:54
Yeah, that should be smarter. I know it's not.
00:35:56
It'd be smarter if we'd actually done the commentary on it.
00:35:58
We found an interesting I don't know if flag is what Gary's,
00:36:03
shitty video game name when he was a kid or something.
00:36:06
Yeah.
00:36:08
Alter ego.
00:36:10
What, you do anything about football?
00:36:11
Could you please comment?
00:36:12
It's line up.
00:36:13
Match up here.
00:36:16
They,
00:36:18
going in the.
00:36:20
Yeah. The the hackers.
00:36:21
I get it playing the preseason.
00:36:24
They're going to start a little slow. But this isn't skill.
00:36:26
This isn't rust. This is play calling.
00:36:28
This is a first year
00:36:30
offensive coordinator that may not know what he's he may not trust himself.
00:36:35
You want to at least get something done on your first.
00:36:37
This is your first game.
00:36:38
Your first outing as the lead.
00:36:40
All these coaches have never been in this league this large of a coach role before.
00:36:46
So you just really don't know until they try.
00:36:48
So it doesn't look good the first game.
00:36:51
There's no reason to panic.
00:36:52
But there's also every fear that every attack, every fear.
00:36:56
Yeah Lions fans will panic.
00:36:57
They'll be like, oh my mind.
00:36:59
Yeah, exactly. Only the Lions.
00:37:01
They found another way to lose this and that. That's I'm one of them.
00:37:05
But I just if they start with the loss, it's just it's
00:37:07
just, begs the question is every single one going to be a loss?
00:37:11
Because I swear to God,
00:37:12
you know, when that happened, it was fucking weird, but it happened.
00:37:15
I don't think we're that bad.
00:37:16
But we should have been better than that.
00:37:19
From what I've been told, I don't pay attention.
00:37:20
But, from what I'm told.
00:37:23
Oh, no, we suck again.
00:37:27
Exactly.
00:37:31
Oh, he's got a nice fucking desk.
00:37:33
Like, way better. Just. That's cool.
00:37:36
There are lions minute.
00:37:40
Something they do in Wisconsin.
00:37:41
Speaking of green Bay,
00:37:42
the Segways are going to be borderline brilliant this evening.
00:37:46
Yeah,
00:37:47
it's really easy, because everything just has to do with Wisconsin. A.
00:37:51
Yeah.
00:37:51
Would you like to have a cannibal?
00:37:52
Sam was a it was, it was.
00:37:55
Is it or cannot be Minnesota.
00:37:57
They have a tradition in Wisconsin where we are
00:37:59
currently in Wisconsin because we just left the, green Bay.
00:38:02
We will update Minnesota.
00:38:05
We check on our Monday Night Football update to see if Gary was actually close.
00:38:08
He said Minnesota by six. This is call.
00:38:11
We don't condone going gambling.
00:38:13
If you need gambling, call.
00:38:14
If you need gambling, call somebody bets.
00:38:17
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00:38:20
If you have trouble gambling, call bed MGM or
00:38:26
Barstool.
00:38:26
They'll help you gamble.
00:38:28
The gambling hotline does not like the prank.
00:38:30
The repeated prank they hear all the time where people call for sports
00:38:33
tips, thinking it's a betting helpline instead of a gambling.
00:38:36
You know, like a tip line instead of a helpline.
00:38:39
They don't think that's a fun line.
00:38:41
Just the tip line. Brilliant.
00:38:43
So if you ever had a cannibal sandwich, it's a Wisconsin tradition.
00:38:47
No, but is there a sandwich bumper that should be played?
00:38:51
Oh, we're already in sandwiches. You're right. I'm sorry.
00:38:53
There's no no, you fucking just started.
00:38:55
We you're you're.
00:38:57
That's a sandwich.
00:38:59
Look at that sandwich.
00:39:00
Friggin sandwich.
00:39:06
Sandwich bumper.
00:39:08
A number five.
00:39:10
There's a fifth sandwich bumper. Yep.
00:39:13
Oh, my God.
00:39:13
If Gary was on the show, he would be loving this right now.
00:39:15
He would.
00:39:16
Especially since he. You know, I can hear him.
00:39:18
I it's so
00:39:20
the cannibal sandwich is a polarizing and misunderstood Wisconsin tradition.
00:39:24
I don't have a video here, so I'm not going to describe it.
00:39:27
Thank you. It's often called a
00:39:31
what is this called?
00:39:33
The fucking Hannibal?
00:39:36
Yeah.
00:39:37
So I should say that right off the bat, it doesn't look like it's
00:39:39
human flesh in any way, shape or form, which is the raw hamburger,
00:39:43
but they call it the cannibal sandwich because, you know, raw
00:39:47
hamburger tartare and onions isn't good enough,
00:39:50
but it just looks like a hunk of raw hamburger,
00:39:53
onions and some pepper.
00:39:57
Don't you know?
00:39:58
So if anybody anybody's had that, I definitely want to know I haven't.
00:40:01
I've fed like that. Looks like turtle food to me.
00:40:04
I fed raw hamburger to a turtle after I found out I was supposed to feed it.
00:40:07
Lettuce. Yeah. Now you can feed a real hamburger.
00:40:10
You feed all kinds of shit.
00:40:11
That a pet turtle for fucking years.
00:40:13
Oh, really? I didn't have it for we.
00:40:16
I didn't really have a pet turtle.
00:40:17
We found it outside, and I thought I could turn it into a pet.
00:40:19
That's what we did. It died right away.
00:40:22
No, we literally had this thing for probably, like, almost 15 years.
00:40:28
And we got it from a baby at my cottage, and,
00:40:31
and then, my dad, you know, you leave babies at your cottage, a baby.
00:40:36
We found this as a baby.
00:40:38
And so, my dad actually ended up, accidentally killing it.
00:40:41
But we don't like to say it that way. Yeah, well, he.
00:40:44
I assure you, he didn't accidentally kill it.
00:40:46
Well, he we would leave here.
00:40:48
We leave it as it's all.
00:40:49
And it's little fucking tree thing outside in the sun during the day
00:40:53
and you forgot to bring it in.
00:40:54
And when he came outside in the morning.
00:40:57
Yeah, it was missing and it had, like half of his leg eaten off.
00:41:01
It had fallen in between the wood by the deck.
00:41:04
And so it could only get, like, partially got it.
00:41:07
And whatever it was getting at, it just like scraped the shit out of its feet.
00:41:10
And so, like, it was missing a leg.
00:41:13
It, it, it lived for like a week, and then it just, it just gave up.
00:41:18
It didn't do much for like a week.
00:41:19
It just kind of stay there. It was alive. But,
00:41:23
we weren't sure what the fuck to do.
00:41:24
So then
00:41:26
poor little turtle had no fucking enemy in his entire life.
00:41:30
And all of a sudden he's like being attacked.
00:41:31
And he's like, what the fuck is this?
00:41:32
I've never experienced this before. Somebody help!
00:41:35
And he has no idea what the fuck's going on.
00:41:37
Yeah, so what a horrible.
00:41:39
Yeah, he lived a normal turtle life up to that point.
00:41:42
No abnormal turtle life.
00:41:43
He lived a fucking perfect.
00:41:45
You know, he's getting sad every day.
00:41:46
There's no not a single predator, like.
00:41:48
No, no need to, like, have any kind of instinct
00:41:50
that is going to like, you know, fight or flight shit.
00:41:53
So if you had a chance for like three square meals a day,
00:41:56
what you would go to prison over
00:41:57
living your wild, crazy life where bad things may happen to you.
00:42:01
Predators.
00:42:02
But what are you trying to say?
00:42:05
I'm trying to say that kept a predator.
00:42:07
Pets, if you think about it, is pretty cruel.
00:42:10
Like we always talk about these humane thing.
00:42:12
I took the turtle in. I took care of it.
00:42:14
So what?
00:42:14
You're like an injustice.
00:42:15
The Elks, the society in general as, No.
00:42:19
When you know I'm not the animal kingdom, I either.
00:42:22
I'm like. I'm not like, such as anything.
00:42:24
I either am something like an I magically means there's.
00:42:27
It matters bad for.
00:42:29
Well, why do you think this is?
00:42:33
I personally believe
00:42:35
that U.S Americans are unable to do so because,
00:42:40
some people out there in our nation don't have bats.
00:42:45
And, I believe that our education like, such as,
00:42:48
like such as matter, like gravity, etc.
00:42:51
in South Africa and, Dirac everywhere.
00:42:55
Like, such as, like such as going like such as.
00:42:58
And I believe that they should
00:43:02
our education over here and then us should help the U.S.
00:43:05
I should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq in the Asian countries.
00:43:11
So we will be able to build up our future.
00:43:13
All right.
00:43:14
Thank you very much. Like such as like
00:43:19
you should always help Iraq and the Asian countries.
00:43:21
Who are those other two people in that video?
00:43:23
I'm very like
00:43:25
confused.
00:43:30
Who are those other two people in that video?
00:43:32
I'm I'm very confused and,
00:43:34
like, probably her, coach. And.
00:43:37
No, I'm talking about the bald looking guy with the glasses
00:43:40
and the guy looking good with the glasses.
00:43:43
Well, the gay looking kid is definitely a figure skater.
00:43:45
They're all gay looking kids.
00:43:46
No offense if you're gay, because that's not really fair to compare.
00:43:49
Oh, I'm talking about in the previous clip you played, but that's okay.
00:43:52
Like, such as but oh, like such as?
00:43:54
Oh, you talking about Lopez
00:43:58
and automatically means there's that matters bad for them.
00:44:02
Why do you think this is the only guy I recognize was George Lopez?
00:44:06
No. What's his name?
00:44:08
Mario Marino 22222.
00:44:12
I didn't see he slander bitch.
00:44:14
Come on, preppy.
00:44:18
The fuck?
00:44:19
Yeah, I knew I need a new co-host.
00:44:22
This is ridiculous.
00:44:23
All right, if you want a podcast. Five.
00:44:26
Six. Three.
00:44:26
One three.
00:44:26
You got two.
00:44:27
Producer.
00:44:31
Colin.
00:44:33
Colin. No,
00:44:36
I need help.
00:44:38
Help!
00:44:39
You know what? I need? Somebody who?
00:44:42
Not just anybody.
00:44:44
Hey, I hope there's nobody in the room
00:44:47
next to me.
00:44:55
Your old roommate
00:44:56
to death over stolen Taco Bell, 55 year.
00:44:59
Oh, shit. No contest to manslaughter.
00:45:03
A statement read in court on behalf of the victim, Dale McManus.
00:45:07
Formerly the losses, only devastating because of a good time spent with family
00:45:12
and friends, are replaced with horrible visions of the terror and pain
00:45:16
he must have experienced as he was brutally beaten up,
00:45:19
was living at a boarding house out in the Cold County back in January 2014.
00:45:22
Oh shit.
00:45:23
What was it that day with the food news?
00:45:26
I'm back in front of swing at.
00:45:33
This happened in 2024, but he just got sentenced.
00:45:36
McComb County Jail, the Good Place.
00:45:38
The mind of this, I forget that's either kid Rock or Uncle Cracker.
00:45:42
This story leaves and begs only one question.
00:45:47
What the fuck did he order from Taco Bell?
00:45:49
I know, I'm wondering, like, what was the item like, I might
00:45:53
I might do that for a stick case of the if I'm hungry. And,
00:45:57
I'm pretty sure they were tacos.
00:46:00
Regular tacos are spring, right?
00:46:02
Regular tacos out of the fridge there.
00:46:05
Investigators say, so they'd have to be soft.
00:46:07
You don't you don't put hard taco
00:46:10
construction on her living with.
00:46:11
Yeah, I, I tried everything to find out short of actually
00:46:15
contacting this guy in prison, which maybe we could do that. Did.
00:46:20
Well, I've been watching love after Lockup.
00:46:22
Apparently, it's really easy to contact people in prison, but,
00:46:25
did you know a pastor existed
00:46:27
before the Taco Bell incident or after the Taco Bell incident?
00:46:30
Are we gouging eyes out in this Taco Bell incident?
00:46:33
Maybe it's a prison accident.
00:46:35
He tried, like, to set an example.
00:46:38
They're like, we're going to take your fucking right eye
00:46:39
just to make sure you don't even look at my lunch, asshole.
00:46:41
Because we heard you're some kind of. Give me that.
00:46:43
We're going.
00:46:45
Ortiz claimed Dale was difficult to live with and always picking fights.
00:46:49
Well, any criminal record?
00:46:52
I didn't intentionally kill them like I had next to like that.
00:46:57
I had all the dale.
00:46:58
All that I made was I did not trust them.
00:47:01
That's nothing.
00:47:02
I was backed into a corner by all.
00:47:04
He was backed into a corner. He had no choice but to eat.
00:47:06
The Taco Bell hopped on.
00:47:08
So soon he died.
00:47:10
So there's more to the story that they're not saying it.
00:47:12
The so the way they said it in the news is very, very irresponsible nowadays.
00:47:15
I cannot believe how they report you to fladge rants.
00:47:18
Some schmuck
00:47:19
that has a day job is a better reporter than the actual reporters were in trouble.
00:47:23
He did not, in fact kill somebody for taking his Taco Bell.
00:47:27
Some do. It's not like someone does it.
00:47:30
You know he killed somebody, but he.
00:47:31
Because he got involved with some other altercation with two other men,
00:47:36
like some other dude took the Taco Bell,
00:47:38
and I don't know
00:47:39
if he was sticking up for him or the guy that that's whose Taco Bell was stolen
00:47:42
got in such a rage, he started fighting everybody.
00:47:44
But this is not the guy who took the Taco Bell.
00:47:47
He didn't.
00:47:48
That was the crux of the situation, though.
00:47:51
That's the way the news made it sound like.
00:47:52
Yeah, that's what started the altercation.
00:47:55
But no, some other some third party, some, some third person ate the Taco Bell.
00:48:00
Not this guy.
00:48:04
Yeah, but you're
00:48:04
so you can't start this conversation without referencing the Taco Bell.
00:48:08
So Taco Bell started this whole situation.
00:48:11
We're going to talk about how you describe it
00:48:15
January 2020 House out in Macomb County.
00:48:18
Back in January 2024, Newsome says he woke up around, oh,
00:48:21
you're not one of his roommates.
00:48:23
And he asked what was wrong.
00:48:24
He had said Dale had gone in the fridge, stolen his food.
00:48:28
Newsome went to.
00:48:30
So okay, so I guess I let's see.
00:48:32
So don't you it doesn't make it sound like that's Dale.
00:48:37
Yeah.
00:48:37
Around midnight to one of his.
00:48:39
That's not Dale.
00:48:39
That's Newsome screaming as long he had said Dale had gone in the fridge.
00:48:45
So apparently this guy was just mad because he got woken up
00:48:47
because some jackass was saying that somebody else took some,
00:48:49
took his Taco Bell.
00:48:51
He was like, what other dude? Fucking food?
00:48:53
Dale said it.
00:48:54
I don't know if I said Dale must have by the headlines,
00:48:57
find out the dude years in prison.
00:49:01
He's like, I'm sure this was and drug fueled, right?
00:49:04
As well as Taco Bell.
00:49:06
No, because they were at a halfway house where there's not supposed to use
00:49:09
your spot.
00:49:10
Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, I'm sure that there was no drugs involved.
00:49:13
What's not I mean, you know, allegedly, there was only the only drug was hungry.
00:49:18
Like,
00:49:19
over.
00:49:22
What are they even on Taco Bell tacos these days?
00:49:24
I think they were just lazy or poor because, like, Taco Bell,
00:49:27
there's like one everywhere.
00:49:29
In fact, I stopped and got Taco Bell on the way home.
00:49:31
Lazy today.
00:49:33
Did they say what time was the place?
00:49:34
Was just after 3 a.m.
00:49:36
is third. It's fourth meal. It has to be.
00:49:38
I don't think Taco Bell is even open before 11 p.m., do they?
00:49:42
I don't, I don't think so.
00:49:43
For a while it was hard to find one open task.
00:49:45
Fucking nine for Covid. Goddamn.
00:49:47
Yeah, I missed Maya.
00:49:49
My are used to be open 24 hour. I did my shop.
00:49:51
No other grocery stores use the fucking the Scott wall check every like
00:49:57
3 or 4 other men shopping as fast as you can without anybody blocking.
00:50:01
No loud kids, no women.
00:50:02
Just picking up everything, taking their time.
00:50:05
Just power shopping in the middle of the night at Myer.
00:50:08
Love it. Fox two news
00:50:11
I don't know why I had to play that part.
00:50:16
For Plano, don't you know?
00:50:19
Done.
00:50:19
Sienna.
00:50:22
We could watch Fargo.
00:50:23
I love that movie.
00:50:25
Why would we watch Fargo?
00:50:27
That movie was so cool because back then they didn't try to watch Fargo.
00:50:31
But that kind of brutal.
00:50:34
It was just. They didn't do that. It wasn't.
00:50:36
There wasn't that honest.
00:50:37
It was all like the A-Team where people shot, shot, bang, bang, bang.
00:50:40
Nobody got hit ever.
00:50:47
Nope.
00:50:48
That's not it.
00:50:50
No. You get your shit working.
00:50:53
No, I'm trying to set the fucking TV off.
00:50:55
I should just not take attention to it and deal with it later.
00:50:57
But trying to get the TV going because I like to have the TV set.
00:51:02
I was never the greatest. But I can least throw the drops up there.
00:51:07
That's okay.
00:51:07
I've got my time.
00:51:09
Sure would hate to have no drops for a second screen.
00:51:12
I know it's been brutal this entire time.
00:51:16
That is. That's.
00:51:17
I like, oh, I went too far east.
00:51:25
Let's see somebody break her brain.
00:51:31
I can do that.
00:51:32
Can we? I don't know if we can on YouTube.
00:51:34
We got to save that one. Sorry.
00:51:36
City of Corpus Christi, shout out.
00:51:38
We're going to take a three minute peek at your public,
00:51:42
city council meeting.
00:51:44
And I got to admit,
00:51:47
I don't even blame this person because I'm pretty sure that Kovid
00:51:50
wearing a mask and all that trauma broke some people's brains.
00:51:53
They will never recover.
00:51:55
Never trust, never have any reasonable, rational thought again.
00:51:59
There is so much fear and pain. Boogie experiments.
00:52:05
Oh, we saw that my links are all combined.
00:52:08
I got I got all last week's links just intermingled here for some reason.
00:52:13
Well, complex problem.
00:52:15
I got to call the tech guy and figure out why that happened.
00:52:18
Problem is, is it's going to be rough bringing up clips because problem is
00:52:22
you're the tech guy.
00:52:23
What's this AI crossover chicken vandalism
00:52:27
cannibal sandwich.
00:52:28
We did that.
00:52:34
Lions veg.
00:52:35
We could do a veg.
00:52:38
A veg
00:52:40
fresh, delicious, tasty, meaty,
00:52:44
turkey filled cold cut combo.
00:52:49
Well look, I look familiar.
00:52:51
I think we're going to be making the potato sandwich.
00:52:54
So the first thing we're supposed to do is put I better.
00:52:56
I don't think I even have five sandwich clips.
00:52:58
You don't sandwich.
00:53:01
How about a bumper sandwich burger?
00:53:03
Let's.
00:53:08
Have a good sized boiled potato through a ricer.
00:53:12
I don't have a ricer, but I do have a food mill.
00:53:15
Pretty much acts like a ricer.
00:53:17
Okay, now we season with salt and pepper.
00:53:20
We have the yolk of a boiled egg.
00:53:22
This is a sticker as well as melted.
00:53:26
That's mashed potatoes.
00:53:30
Put butter.
00:53:31
He's going to put that on a sandwich,
00:53:32
or he's going to make this guy shove it between bread and call it a sandwich.
00:53:35
That's how he's going to make the bread out.
00:53:37
When I saw a fat sandwich,
00:53:38
I thought it was for a bread made out of potato, actually.
00:53:42
Butter. Some bread.
00:53:44
Butter potatoes.
00:53:45
Grow up. Bread bag sandwich.
00:53:47
Okay, let's give this. I got some potato salad upstairs.
00:53:49
I got some bread.
00:53:50
I think I could do this, you know, sandwich a go.
00:53:56
It's not bad.
00:53:56
Bring.
00:53:58
Well because it's potato salad and bread.
00:54:00
I mean, of course you got the American like it's not like crazy
00:54:04
out of this world. It's just seems.
00:54:05
I do think this needs to be pushed up, though.
00:54:07
I'm the only reason for a sandwich for me is, like, on the go or like a burrito.
00:54:12
Otherwise, I'd rather have a bowl or a plate of food. Am I wrong?
00:54:14
Am I the only one that, like, I, I don't really eat it for the bread taste?
00:54:18
I eat it because it makes it easier to carry.
00:54:21
So why would you need to carry potato salad?
00:54:23
I guess that's a way you can eat.
00:54:24
But tell us.
00:54:24
Pressed potato salad without a fork.
00:54:31
You know what?
00:54:31
I haven't gone over it in a decade.
00:54:34
What would you do with this berry for you?
00:54:35
Plus thing you do the twist options.
00:54:38
What twist? What you're going to add?
00:54:39
Add some celery, some chopped red onion, a little pickle, some granny mustard.
00:54:44
Why do chefs always look like they've never slept in their lives?
00:54:50
Because they've never slept in their lives.
00:54:52
Take a nap.
00:54:52
Nobody cares about food like you, dude.
00:54:54
It's one meal out of 20,000.
00:54:57
It'll be okay. Okay?
00:54:59
Everything will be okay.
00:55:01
Option two.
00:55:02
You treat that egg like carbonara, you're going to bacon parmesan.
00:55:05
You know Harbin arms, legs.
00:55:07
You know what?
00:55:08
Those both sound good. Carbonaro.
00:55:10
I believe that means, like, grill it in bacon grease or some shit like that.
00:55:14
I don't know, I'm not a chef.
00:55:16
Again, I'm an eater.
00:55:19
Not a maker.
00:55:20
I'm. I'm a. Can I say this?
00:55:23
I'm a, You know, a thought before you banned me YouTube
00:55:26
for saying this, like, I'm a as far as cooking, I am a retarded chef.
00:55:30
Meaning not that I'm like, I'm special needs.
00:55:33
I mean, I do it so slow that my food never comes out the same.
00:55:37
I'll make all the stuff, stir it all,
00:55:38
and then like, duh, I've been doing this for 30 years.
00:55:40
Maybe I should have preheat the oven.
00:55:42
So I got to do that and then all my shit settles wrong and
00:55:46
then I found a wife and all that changed.
00:55:50
Really?
00:55:50
You guys ever tried the canned bread?
00:55:54
I didn't know there was Canberra.
00:55:56
You mean like Pillsbury Poppin Fresh biscuits?
00:55:59
Wait. Can you.
00:56:01
You know,
00:56:03
spam sandwich with canned bread?
00:56:07
Canned ham on cans.
00:56:09
Canned bread,
00:56:11
double canned.
00:56:12
What in the Sam hill?
00:56:15
What in Sam's? How?
00:56:19
It looks like it's in a baked bean can, but it says brown bread.
00:56:22
Raisin.
00:56:24
I got brown bread.
00:56:25
Original.
00:56:29
No, I can
00:56:30
honestly say I've never had bread in a can.
00:56:34
Bread in a can.
00:56:38
I have drawn stereo.
00:56:39
I know I've definitely had,
00:56:43
like biscuits in a can.
00:56:46
That sound pretty cool too.
00:56:50
There was a vibration.
00:56:51
Ladies and gentlemen, check.
00:56:52
123456789 ten.
00:56:56
Do. Ladies and gentlemen, the first one.
00:56:59
Boom!
00:57:04
This is what is called a lull.
00:57:07
I want to do the Corpus Christi, this potato sandwich guy.
00:57:10
I'm not too thrilled about.
00:57:12
I'm not doing.
00:57:12
Both my men were in called for grain. He must have been, I don't have.
00:57:15
So he took his same potato salad that he took bites out of.
00:57:18
For the record here, do you see the bite out of each one or out of.
00:57:22
Why would he do that?
00:57:24
To make it tastes better.
00:57:25
He's going to do what that guy said to it instead of making it.
00:57:27
He's just going to throw it on tiny mustard.
00:57:29
So he said I could use Dijon instead. So I'm going to do that.
00:57:31
He said I could use dude, you can do whatever you want.
00:57:34
It's food. It's not going to hurt you.
00:57:36
So I had two red chili flakes.
00:57:38
Parmigiano-Reggiano.
00:57:41
It's a lot of okay, let's do this first.
00:57:43
So the mustard, red onion, celery and go pickle.
00:57:46
I go.
00:57:48
That's good.
00:57:50
It's like a potato salad sandwich.
00:57:51
No, that's my main point of play.
00:57:54
This video on is really bright.
00:57:56
Even though white dude up a little bit.
00:57:58
Oh, his review, I mean, even though it's like, well, it's good.
00:58:01
He actually did have a little bit of feedback
00:58:02
about what it tasted like and the difference and all that.
00:58:04
And he didn't quit his podcast.
00:58:07
Really good.
00:58:09
Are you sure?
00:58:10
What was this video made to look like?
00:58:12
Some parmesan cheese carbonara style. Go
00:58:16
home.
00:58:17
Three years ago.
00:58:19
But hey, welcome to Sandwiches of History.
00:58:21
My name.
00:58:22
I thought we could, you know, do a whole, whole bunch.
00:58:25
He's got one from three hours ago.
00:58:29
You see, it's just sandwiches.
00:58:31
It's just sandwiches and sandwiches
00:58:32
and sandwiches and sandwiches and sandwiches and sandwiches.
00:58:35
I feel like I'm trying to do a report, a speech that has to be two minutes long.
00:58:39
We were very, very, very, very, very, very excited to go to
00:58:42
Niagara Falls.
00:58:46
1964 Welcome to sandwiches A History Today from the Sandwich Book.
00:58:50
1964 we didn't that we didn't.
00:58:52
Niagara Falls last week. Cheese sandwich.
00:58:55
Really? Yeah. I kind of knew that.
00:58:56
I mean, you know, I've track everything with do
00:58:58
since you put that one app on your phone.
00:59:02
Something about,
00:59:04
sound drops or something.
00:59:06
Peanut?
00:59:09
Happiness.
00:59:10
Yeah. You went to Niagara Falls.
00:59:12
That's kind of lame.
00:59:14
I mean, did you get married?
00:59:18
We did a whole Niagara Falls segment last week.
00:59:20
I never didn't get married.
00:59:22
Who gets married?
00:59:23
Who do that? Right? It's 2025.
00:59:25
There's no benefit from getting married. Fuck the tax implication.
00:59:28
Fuck the fact that you actually care enough to make that kind of commitment,
00:59:32
and you're breaking your significant other's brain
00:59:34
until you do, because she's just not right for you.
00:59:36
She doesn't know why.
00:59:38
Why don't you love her job?
00:59:41
And again, I mean, I may, but she doesn't really know
00:59:44
that she make that full commitment.
00:59:45
I would recommend it,
00:59:48
especially if you can have children and buy a house.
00:59:50
Oops. Too late.
00:59:52
I have children.
00:59:54
Do you two?
00:59:57
I don't know, it's like the show is great.
01:00:06
Let's just in.
01:00:06
We are retarded.
01:00:08
Eight children.
01:00:14
Great.
01:00:14
You guys. I'm getting him.
01:00:17
Gary, can you see, like, kind of like that meat.
01:00:20
Cheese would be like.
01:00:21
Oh, choose from turkey, ham or roast beef.
01:00:23
And for the cheese, this guy doesn't have to be Swiss.
01:00:27
It's not, you know, it's specifically ham, Swiss cheese burger with mustard.
01:00:32
Then it says the salad greens to put in.
01:00:34
Look at all that butter, dude. What
01:00:38
do you when you make a sandwich.
01:00:40
That's not a good. That's a butter.
01:00:41
That's like mustard which is just as that's gross.
01:00:44
If that's okay.
01:00:45
First of all, the mustard.
01:00:48
Yes. On the left, look on the right.
01:00:50
Look again.
01:00:51
But look on the right at the butter.
01:00:52
Oh okay. Yeah.
01:00:53
There's like a hole. Yeah I do you see what?
01:00:55
I was a kid because I didn't know any better.
01:00:59
Yeah. Is it under.
01:01:01
Yeah. It's on both.
01:01:03
That's not I don't think that's mayonnaise.
01:01:05
Even if it is mayonnaise.
01:01:06
Same thing.
01:01:07
You don't need to coat both sides.
01:01:09
It's buttered.
01:01:11
It's definitely butter.
01:01:12
But he didn't fry it or grill it or whatever that's called.
01:01:16
They call it grilled, but I'm pretty sure it's fried.
01:01:18
It's on butter fat.
01:01:26
So you went to Niagara Falls.
01:01:27
We did a whole Niagara Falls segment last week.
01:01:29
Why don't I recall. We did
01:01:32
you know we called David on Google Earth and running through Niagara
01:01:35
Falls and going oh yeah. Yeah.
01:01:36
So Street View and yeah yeah you watch the show but you, you haven't.
01:01:42
It was Monday and you were there were you leave it or you just got there obviously.
01:01:46
Right. So I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:01:49
What'd you do in Niagara Falls.
01:01:50
Did you do the did you walk down the the big Woodside?
01:01:53
I didn't go to Niagara Falls.
01:01:54
I don't know where you're getting this from.
01:02:00
When you said we did a whole Niagara Falls thing, for whatever reason,
01:02:03
I thought that you and your significant other did a whole Niagara Falls thing.
01:02:06
But you were talking about the show.
01:02:08
Yeah. Yeah, we had a show, I guess.
01:02:11
Did you know we have a podcast?
01:02:14
No. Actually, lately I have not shown up.
01:02:17
Why is that playing through that?
01:02:19
Oh, that's
01:02:22
going to be Gary's fault.
01:02:24
Gary or Gary?
01:02:28
So next week, I don't know how it is.
01:02:29
It's like we're gonna have to do a next week,
01:02:33
because why can't we do why? Why?
01:02:37
Oh, we already did. Why now? Why?
01:02:39
It's a letter.
01:02:42
Just gets the fucking vowel, dude.
01:02:47
It's like a trans vowel.
01:02:49
I don't like it.
01:02:50
It's sometimes a vowel.
01:02:53
You're so racist, dude.
01:02:55
It declares when it wants to be a vowel.
01:02:57
I know it's based on at least a set of rules, but so is the other.
01:02:59
So it's their rules.
01:03:01
That would be sexist.
01:03:04
If that was a sex.
01:03:06
Yeah.
01:03:06
So it's not just saying sexist is whatever it is
01:03:11
transphobic.
01:03:27
This is what society does when they don't police themselves.
01:03:30
For the record, we're going to get more of these vigilante Clint Eastwood's and,
01:03:34
Charles Bronson's.
01:03:36
So please, please stop.
01:03:38
Stop canceling the police stop.
01:03:40
Ending the police, whatever they call that.
01:03:47
And if these cities don't start policing themselves,
01:03:49
the federal government is going to keep going crazy and keep putting.
01:03:53
Although when I heard the news didn't make it sound like they were federalized,
01:03:56
literally posse comitatus, putting troops in the cities
01:04:00
and then I think depends on which news you listen to.
01:04:04
Yeah, well, it does, but it doesn't.
01:04:05
None of them said this.
01:04:07
Why did just a little bit of research do you know how many troops there were?
01:04:10
Eight.
01:04:12
There were eight troops.
01:04:13
With all that commotion and hullabaloo, eight
01:04:16
hullabaloo, hullabaloo, hubbub.
01:04:19
I think I combine the two.
01:04:22
What's all the hubbub?
01:04:24
Don't you know that's not really a threat?
01:04:26
I mean, Don Genoa,
01:04:28
I get it.
01:04:29
Eight federal officers did the job of.
01:04:32
Well, I don't want to really rip on the police.
01:04:34
They can be pretty good, especially when they're pleasant.
01:04:36
And from North Dakota.
01:04:38
Shut up.
01:04:40
You film, you cop film, are you?
01:04:43
I love all I have to show you my registration.
01:04:46
Oh, you don't have to.
01:04:48
I know my roads.
01:04:50
Let me get you like that hot
01:04:55
to show you my map.
01:05:01
I knew my routes, I swear.
01:05:03
As opposed to show me the paper as above.
01:05:06
So below.
01:05:08
Let's see it.
01:05:09
We have seven comments.
01:05:15
I got Pippen, a Scottie Pippen brother.
01:05:19
Bro, that dude's old o Pippen.
01:05:20
His is his dog. Obviously Pippin is his dog.
01:05:23
Yeah, you did you realize you were the star of our second, third, fourth video?
01:05:28
Second third fourth second third fourth video.
01:05:31
Third. Fourth of
01:05:33
it started right here
01:05:36
are my my latest heavy metal song is That's a dog.
01:05:40
Because I use this as inspiration.
01:05:42
If I get nothing else,
01:05:43
I get so much inspiration from the show, it makes it worth it for me.
01:05:46
I would do nothing.
01:05:48
Nothing to compromise my commitment to do nothing
01:05:52
right, and the strength of building the show that we have created.
01:05:55
It would be like the rudest, most inhumane thing you could possibly do to somebody.
01:06:00
Robert.
01:06:01
Lovely.
01:06:11
Is that the cutest dog ever?
01:06:12
Is his name Bundy?
01:06:16
Is it?
01:06:17
He said.
01:06:18
He said Pippin.
01:06:18
Do you do you do you watch the show?
01:06:21
And a brother?
01:06:22
Do you watch the show?
01:06:24
If he got Pippin a brother last week.
01:06:26
Pippin is the dog that already?
01:06:27
He already had.
01:06:29
I thought he's fucking Canadian.
01:06:31
He said.
01:06:31
I got Pippin a brother last weekend.
01:06:34
Right, because he's broke.
01:06:36
Yeah. Gossiping.
01:06:37
Pippin. Hot coffee.
01:06:39
Yeah. And then he said something about Al Bundy.
01:06:41
It's like we get it. Married, children.
01:06:45
Is it?
01:06:45
It can't. Is it really Al Bundy? You like boys?
01:06:47
So, Pippin, why don't you name them Jordan or Rodman or worm?
01:06:51
The worm?
01:06:52
You don't want to name your dog worm or.
01:06:54
Oh. So what's what do you want? All the boy dogs.
01:06:57
It's kind of weird right now.
01:06:58
Creepy?
01:07:02
Dude, I think, I mean, I'm going to I'm going to speak for myself
01:07:05
here, but I think female dogs are a pain in the ass to to take care of.
01:07:09
You got to like, you got to get them fixed before they're fixed.
01:07:11
You got to him where you have to get the dog fixed.
01:07:15
Dude, I didn't know about that anyway.
01:07:17
But the dog, if you let a male dog, I'll hump your leg.
01:07:21
A female dog will bleed all the fuck all over us.
01:07:24
No, apparently a female dog.
01:07:25
I did not know this because I just got my bitch fixed. But,
01:07:29
they only will,
01:07:30
bleed all over, like, maybe once, 1 to 2 times a year.
01:07:34
And that's it. Yeah.
01:07:36
That's enough.
01:07:36
That's it.
01:07:39
I can't believe you said that's it.
01:07:41
No. That's annoying. Dogs piss on shit.
01:07:43
They they are going to just rub their dicks and chisel over stuff.
01:07:46
Not after.
01:07:47
Well, what I, I don't know, I've never, ever seen this.
01:07:51
You got. You got a girl dog.
01:07:53
Yeah.
01:07:53
I've always had girl dogs because they're they don't piss on things.
01:07:56
They don't lift their leg and piss on shit.
01:07:58
So I have female, I have two female cats for almost that same exact reason.
01:08:02
Like male cats are just usually assholes.
01:08:05
Which when I was a younger man, I was like, cool,
01:08:07
I want to fucking time cat.
01:08:08
I want an asshole.
01:08:09
But then did you the kind of girls old, especially when they spray on your clothes
01:08:12
even after they're fixed and they like to spray on their semen?
01:08:17
No, I don't know what the fuck.
01:08:18
Cat spray, dude. It's something they're like, constantly.
01:08:20
It's like a musket bag.
01:08:22
Concentrated urine. Actually.
01:08:25
It's nasty.
01:08:25
And. Yeah, my female cats, it never once you're female.
01:08:31
Actually, I take that back one time when they.
01:08:32
She was a kitten, she pissed on my daughter's clothes
01:08:35
because she had a pile of dirty, dirty clothes from volleyball.
01:08:39
Dirty clothes.
01:08:39
And she pissed on those pride
01:08:40
because she probably felt like, well, like another cat.
01:08:44
Anyway, female dogs are a pain in the fucking ass, dude.
01:08:48
Absorb.
01:08:48
Male top dogs are a pain in the ass compared to cats.
01:08:51
I know there's a dog people in cat.
01:08:52
True, and I'm not a cat person gay.
01:08:55
But that was last week's show.
01:08:57
I'm not a cat person just because I have cats.
01:08:59
My my
01:09:01
my wife has the.
01:09:03
Yeah, the girls take care of the cat. My wife.
01:09:05
I do not change the litter.
01:09:07
I don't feed them, I pet them, I enjoy them, I don't have sex with them.
01:09:11
Before you make some kind of weird sick drop.
01:09:14
I don't make them.
01:09:15
I just clip them. Right?
01:09:17
You're the one who makes them.
01:09:18
Yes. Yes.
01:09:24
So is it Al Bundy, really?
01:09:25
Or just Bundy? Like some kind of a bundle?
01:09:27
I don't know, he's a little bundle of joy.
01:09:29
He's your little Bundy.
01:09:34
I mean, what is it, a, Bernie, sir?
01:09:37
Does it just look like a Bernie?
01:09:39
Bernie's is a woman's name.
01:09:41
Also, how does it how does a grown man with, a full time job
01:09:45
take care of two dogs successfully?
01:09:50
Interesting.
01:09:50
Do you hire a dog sitter?
01:09:52
Do you have younger?
01:09:53
You got a living?
01:09:54
You got a living, nanny? Got a slave?
01:09:56
There's some sort of, reverse
01:09:59
cook situation where you're the one in charge.
01:10:02
You got a little stick in a bindle, and you guys go sleep in a box every night,
01:10:07
which should be fine. You know what?
01:10:08
I. I'll bet you that dogs eating better than I do.
01:10:12
So I don't think it's better than.
01:10:14
Better than just like then living in New York for a living
01:10:17
and have a dog, you're somehow mistreating the dog.
01:10:19
And I'm trying to stick up for you.
01:10:20
So I hope there's a comment.
01:10:22
Yeah.
01:10:25
Speaking of dogs in Detroit, I breathe, but,
01:10:28
land.
01:10:28
I was on, Rogan's podcast and they were talking about dogs.
01:10:32
And really, he was on Detroit.
01:10:34
Chrissy. Mayor's fucking content house. What's your point?
01:10:37
I'm just saying they were talking about dogs.
01:10:39
That was my point.
01:10:40
Because I don't know if you listened to what I was saying.
01:10:42
If you did, instead of having a jackass follow up, I'm.
01:10:45
You'd realize the point was that they were talking about dogs.
01:10:49
Dogs?
01:10:50
You like dogs?
01:10:51
Like dogs segment.
01:10:52
Then I thought it was a it could be, I don't know, do we have a dog bumper?
01:10:55
No, I don't know.
01:10:57
We could go into Asian culture and that's where we become a dog.
01:11:00
Don't burn the sandwich bumper.
01:11:03
It's a little.
01:11:05
Is Asian a race?
01:11:08
What do you want me to say?
01:11:09
Fricking,
01:11:12
Oriental.
01:11:15
No. If that's.
01:11:17
No, I don't want you egg roll
01:11:20
four touchdowns in a single game.
01:11:22
Al Bundy in.
01:11:22
Yes, he's a mini burner, and my girlfriend is staying over
01:11:27
for a few months while he's still a pup,
01:11:30
so he's not.
01:11:31
Is that satisfactory to you?
01:11:32
Yeah, the other work for me.
01:11:35
I want to say I don't have to go to the Humane Society or whoever the fuck.
01:11:39
Peta, I want to get pedo on your ass.
01:11:42
Dude, I don't know how you get a dog nowadays without a fucking background.
01:11:45
You can have a kid, pop. Boom, no big deal.
01:11:47
But if you try to get a dog there, like we're going to need everything
01:11:50
about your entire life, that's going to schedule a visit to your house.
01:11:53
That's what they did for my cats.
01:11:55
Only if you get a rescue, which is absolutely ridiculous.
01:11:57
I got a fucking dog from a breeder.
01:11:59
They didn't fucking care a lick of shit.
01:12:02
You get one from a fucking rescue and it's like,
01:12:04
I don't understand why it's such a big deal.
01:12:06
Like the dog is going to die.
01:12:08
I can go buy a brand new puppy just fine.
01:12:10
But for some reason,
01:12:11
this dog that you found on the street, you got to be like, oh, I don't know.
01:12:14
I don't know if this is going to be better than the streets.
01:12:16
You know, while your statement is perfectly logical,
01:12:19
make logical, make sense.
01:12:20
If I am that dog rescuer and you come up, dude, at least it's not dead.
01:12:25
I'm like, okay,
01:12:27
I'm not sure you
01:12:28
care enough for this dog, even though you probably do.
01:12:33
I think it's just weird because then it just, it just in it
01:12:36
convinces people to go buy a brand new dog instead of adopting one.
01:12:39
Like, it should be a no.
01:12:41
My free rescue or rescue cat
01:12:44
still costs like 500 bucks for the pair.
01:12:47
Then you can just pull one from the outside.
01:12:48
But speaking of land, Elon and Joe Rogan's podcast, they were also saying
01:12:52
that there some weird fucking shit with cats where if you get a stray cat,
01:12:55
even as like a kitten, there can be some like,
01:12:59
like psycho psycho psychotic,
01:13:01
like chemical housing of some sort or something that can make people crazy.
01:13:06
It's called, I forget what they call it, but,
01:13:09
it has
01:13:10
something to do with the, a cat from the street.
01:13:13
A feral cat is what they would call that, right?
01:13:14
Yeah, right.
01:13:16
Wild.
01:13:17
Well, I don't know. Who cares? They're cats.
01:13:20
No one gives a fuck about cats, and I give a fuck about cats.
01:13:23
At least. Thank you for turning that up.
01:13:25
Some action.
01:13:25
I'm going crazy out there to Lee.
01:13:28
And I says, what kind of action?
01:13:29
And he says, woman action. What do I look like?
01:13:31
And I says, well, what do I look like?
01:13:33
I don't arrange that kind of thing.
01:13:35
And he says, But I'm going crazy out there at the leak.
01:13:38
And I says, yeah, but this ain't that kind of place.
01:13:41
He says, oh, 100% had the same experience attempting attempting to rescue a dog.
01:13:45
The application was longer than my mortgage application,
01:13:49
and even though they're nice, like, I literally adopted a cat from the rescue
01:13:52
at one of the places that goes to like, the pet stores,
01:13:55
even though they're supposedly
01:13:56
not affiliated with the pet store, they just use it as a meeting place.
01:14:00
And Linda, the lady that raised like 25 cats for one mother, nursed them all.
01:14:05
The whole story was there. It seemed legit.
01:14:08
I still think that maybe, just maybe,
01:14:10
they're breeding cats for that sole purpose of rescuing.
01:14:14
And even though she didn't do all that, she's like,
01:14:15
I'm supposed to come to your house and this and that, but we we did it late.
01:14:19
I when her cats are like born in the spring.
01:14:21
Dogs the same probably there's like a there's like a dog season each year.
01:14:26
Springtime I think is when most animals made.
01:14:28
It's when I get horny.
01:14:30
You can fuck whenever you want.
01:14:32
I mean, it, you can.
01:14:34
But if you live outside and you fucking December,
01:14:36
you just gave a death sentence to your little baby kittens.
01:14:40
So I think as soon as it's warm out, they're like,
01:14:42
yeah, let's go and they learn anyways.
01:14:45
Anyways, any who
01:14:48
she was like, since since it's so late in the year,
01:14:51
I just want to get rid of these cats.
01:14:53
Basically she just checked off the box like we met all
01:14:55
so we didn't have to really do all the shit.
01:14:58
I also paid like an advanced fee so I could take them home that day.
01:15:02
An advanced fee? How weird. Right?
01:15:04
So I think I basically waived, oh you got can you got
01:15:06
you got hoes, you got hoes as well.
01:15:08
That was.
01:15:09
Yeah.
01:15:10
But I wanted the cats and I didn't I mean I didn't have to pay it. Yeah.
01:15:12
You could have just taken them. Yeah.
01:15:14
It was like I could have waited through.
01:15:15
Not those cats. She already took them.
01:15:18
Finders keepers. Right.
01:15:19
She took them out of the dumpster first.
01:15:21
So they're hers.
01:15:22
I'm just saying otherwise she's got to take care of her.
01:15:23
Three fucking weeks on that. Go ahead. You pay for them,
01:15:27
but. Well,
01:15:28
yeah, dude, it's way better to get them already shot it and all that shit.
01:15:31
My opinion?
01:15:31
I would much rather go to a rescue or a breeder or whatever than pull it
01:15:35
out of the park.
01:15:36
I'd rather shoot.
01:15:37
Seems easier.
01:15:39
Yeah, but in the long run it's not.
01:15:42
And if I lived in a bigger property
01:15:43
and I would have made better life decisions, I would have a dog.
01:15:45
But my property does not allow for a dog, and there are a lot of people
01:15:48
that live in my neighborhood with dogs, and I feel sorry for those big ass dogs.
01:15:52
I lived in an apartment and, I felt very sorry
01:15:55
for some of the people that had dogs that weren't supposed to have them.
01:15:57
Yeah, you know, it was against the rules, number one.
01:15:59
Number two, they broke them anyway.
01:16:00
Number three, they would get a dog.
01:16:02
That's not apartment sound, you know, it's like you get a little teacup dog
01:16:06
and that's about it.
01:16:07
And even then it's still kind of cruel
01:16:09
because it only gets like a fucking balcony
01:16:10
because you're too lazy to go down the stairs to take it outside.
01:16:13
And dogs do. I will give it to you.
01:16:16
Dogs are a lot more maintenance.
01:16:18
You got to take them out every day or let them out.
01:16:20
Whatever you do, you know, take them for a walk.
01:16:22
Yeah. The way more difficult than a kid.
01:16:26
Way more
01:16:27
difficult than a cat, but not more difficult than a kid.
01:16:31
Yeah.
01:16:31
Says somebody, you see a dog and no kid.
01:16:33
Way more difficult than a kid.
01:16:34
How are your kids doing their own shit right now?
01:16:37
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah.
01:16:40
Don't you don't ever do that.
01:16:41
Your dog would, too, if you wouldn't have made him mentally incapable.
01:16:46
Who says I do that?
01:16:47
You literally broke your dog.
01:16:48
That's it. To rip on a dog.
01:16:49
Saying that they're not capable of taking care of themselves
01:16:51
because of your action is such a human thing to say.
01:16:55
My dog can take care of myself.
01:16:57
I have to do everything for him. Yeah, think about that a little.
01:17:00
Yeah, yeah.
01:17:01
My dog would be eating sticks outside all the time.
01:17:03
Yeah, but joke's on Wolf.
01:17:05
If he wouldn't have been to mascot to Masashi.
01:17:07
We already went over with us. Do you watch the show?
01:17:09
If he wouldn't have been domesticated.
01:17:11
Did she? Do you watch?
01:17:14
God damn it!
01:17:15
Do you watch? He wouldn't have been.
01:17:16
I messed dictated,
01:17:19
then he wouldn't.
01:17:20
He'd be a wolf if he.
01:17:22
If he was a she, he would have been eaten by all the dudes.
01:17:25
They were just talking about this on Dave with Dave Lando on Joe Rogan's podcast.
01:17:30
Maybe I watched it go.
01:17:31
Now, continue.
01:17:34
No, because they already talked about it and we've already put them over
01:17:36
three times now.
01:17:36
So if everyone's already left to go watch that show,
01:17:40
put them all way better than ours.
01:17:42
That's some kind of they don't.
01:17:43
What they don't have is whatever Brady's trying to play here.
01:17:48
Oh it doesn't matter.
01:17:48
It's just people talking with. Yeah.
01:17:50
Oh oh that's okay.
01:17:51
I think I'm some kind of jerk for asking only don't use the word jerk.
01:17:54
I understand he calls me.
01:17:56
He was gay here. He doesn't use the word jerk either.
01:17:59
He's all you know. He doesn't use the word jerk.
01:18:00
He says, what do you think about that?
01:18:02
Yeah, well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him.
01:18:05
Now, you got that right?
01:18:07
Yeah. He says yeah. That guy's. Yeah.
01:18:09
You know, old age.
01:18:10
And then he says, jeez, I'm going crazy out there at the lake right there.
01:18:14
Lake. Yeah. Well, it.
01:18:16
Yeah, but the Moose Lake.
01:18:17
So I made that assumption. Oh, sure.
01:18:20
Anyway, he's drinking at the bar, so I don't think a whole great deal of it.
01:18:23
But then Mrs.
01:18:24
Mora, she heard about the homicides down here.
01:18:27
Yeah, I should call it in.
01:18:28
So I called it in.
01:18:31
And the story.
01:18:33
Yeah.
01:18:35
Yeah. Yes.
01:18:40
All right. Well,
01:18:42
well, Joe Rogan's show doesn't have
01:18:45
the dancing Britney Spears.
01:18:46
Have you seen this?
01:18:48
Have you ever seen Britney Spears dancing in the shitter?
01:18:49
This is brand new in the summer on the boat.
01:18:52
I've seen her on the boat.
01:18:53
This is, one day ago.
01:18:54
This is.
01:18:55
This is a, bathroom.
01:18:57
She she she does this, like, every night.
01:19:00
Yeah. Yeah.
01:19:01
Apparently, she's, out to dinner with someone, and,
01:19:06
she'd rather do this instead.
01:19:08
So hold this.
01:19:08
Waiting for something like walking out or, like.
01:19:11
And this isn't like this.
01:19:12
This is multiple shots and multiple angles.
01:19:16
I love how she couldn't edit herself, pushing the button and walking away.
01:19:18
She couldn't edit that out. She did a bunch of other edits.
01:19:21
It's going out live. Dude, that looks like a Gary thing.
01:19:23
He does the same thing.
01:19:26
It's too much trouble.
01:19:26
Edit what do you mean edit?
01:19:27
How do you edit I don't know, she doesn't. Look.
01:19:30
Here's my take on her. She looks terrible.
01:19:33
I hope it's a troll because she's going for that conservative ship, right?
01:19:36
Somebody's trying. No, no, no, this is she's crazy.
01:19:39
She's literally batshit.
01:19:40
She's so.
01:19:40
She's so crazy, though, that somebody owns her money.
01:19:44
No. Gets back to her, and then they want to take it away from her again
01:19:46
because she.
01:19:47
Yeah, they gave it back to her because my story sounds well or
01:19:51
I thought, like, if
01:19:52
they had that much money and my parents took
01:19:54
my money, I'd be like, oh, you think I'm crazy?
01:19:55
I would, so
01:19:56
I would put out a video like this every day showing people how crazy I was.
01:19:58
But if you said there to give it back, then this is not going to go well for her.
01:20:01
Yeah, that's the problem is there was enough like public outcry
01:20:05
and like somehow something swayed in her way for some reason.
01:20:08
And they they gave they the conservative ship.
01:20:11
After that happened, she started doing shit like this.
01:20:14
And there is some batshit crazy stuff on her fucking social media
01:20:17
feeds over the past couple of years that she's embarrassed her children with.
01:20:21
She's embarrass yourself.
01:20:23
And it definitely shows that, yeah, she should probably be back
01:20:26
in a conservatorship because this woman is not not well,
01:20:30
I don't know.
01:20:30
It's just this is mental shit from really abused.
01:20:34
This is nothing.
01:20:37
I got no problem with this.
01:20:39
She's like, it's not like having a baby over a raise.
01:20:42
The same age as my brother.
01:20:43
At least she's in her.
01:20:45
She's approaching 50 soon and she has.
01:20:47
That's ageism.
01:20:48
So you saying you can dance like this
01:20:49
if you're younger and you have makeup on? Yes.
01:20:53
I disagree,
01:20:55
and you have every right to criticize or you're going to get criticized.
01:20:57
If you go out in public like that, that's fine to.
01:21:02
Everything is fine.
01:21:03
Don't you know?
01:21:07
Right.
01:21:07
This is from 2014.
01:21:09
More serious medical issues, far more complex.
01:21:12
And things realize,
01:21:14
oh, no, I don't care about him.
01:21:16
Come on, get out of here.
01:21:18
Own her passion.
01:21:20
I never really liked Britney Spears. Is.
01:21:22
She's a wonderful.
01:21:24
Oh, she's a Disney chick, right?
01:21:26
She was like, earlier.
01:21:28
I just heard that Sabrina Carpenter was a fucking Nickelodeon chick.
01:21:32
I didn't know that dude.
01:21:33
She's like, she's like, pretty raunchy in her songs.
01:21:36
I didn't realize
01:21:37
I know that she has like some innuendos, but apparently she's like just pushing.
01:21:41
Who Britney owns
01:21:43
Sabina carbon.
01:21:45
Well, yeah, that's that's her whole shtick.
01:21:47
Oh, she's only 41.
01:21:51
That's pretty.
01:21:52
There's no way she's only 41.
01:21:55
Why not?
01:21:56
Or. No, this was a few years ago. This is old.
01:21:58
This is from last year, I think two years ago.
01:21:59
40 ish.
01:22:08
Okay, so I finally found the story.
01:22:09
If people knew Britney Spears is my actual medical status,
01:22:12
and they would reveal that her mental problems are foremost.
01:22:14
This is just fucking people speculating.
01:22:16
It was like out of here for who care?
01:22:18
I mean, who cares? Is she harming anybody by doing this?
01:22:20
Does she have like a you said she had a child.
01:22:22
Is it a baby child that she should be taking care of?
01:22:25
Or is just somebody she's embarrassing
01:22:26
because parents and bear, they're embarrassed. Their kids get over it.
01:22:31
No, no,
01:22:31
no, I wish I get a compilation, but in fact,
01:22:34
I feel like taking off all my clothes and dancing right now.
01:22:39
I really feel like, oh, this is like, oh, she's a certain getting caught on camera.
01:22:42
Who gives a fuck?
01:22:44
Yeah. I don't know if you did the research.
01:22:46
There's a lot out there that says that she's batshit crazy.
01:22:50
Mostly I heard her post, her nude Instagram feeds
01:22:54
and the fact that she's the fuck.
01:22:58
That's the smallest nipple I've ever seen.
01:23:00
I parked in front of an urgent care.
01:23:03
Don't do that, dude.
01:23:05
Get that back.
01:23:06
This the.
01:23:07
That's a little bit of fucking, what's use of pads?
01:23:11
A little bit of clear something.
01:23:13
Did they still have Clearasil?
01:23:14
Clean and clear and under control?
01:23:16
The Taco Bell murderer.
01:23:18
Man charged with murdering roommate amid reported argument
01:23:22
over tacos that the bitch used. Oh, no.
01:23:24
Man allegedly punched his 72 year old roommate Dale Mitchell to death.
01:23:29
Prosecutors say Michigan man has been accused of killing his roommate
01:23:33
earlier this year, killing a verbal argument over a Taco Bell meal at Taco.
01:23:38
A single taco, apparently was charged
01:23:40
with second degree murder in the fatal January 31st.
01:23:44
Who saves the single in Roseville?
01:23:46
It's a taco.
01:23:47
That's what it said.
01:23:48
I know who saves a single victim was identified.
01:23:52
I do just eat it.
01:23:53
It's one more just to become daily employee TV station.
01:23:56
When it later became hard shell that the alleged argument.
01:24:00
They don't heat up well, right. That's what I'm saying.
01:24:03
According to prosecutors, Newsome was found over two months.
01:24:06
Usually they'll stick to the paper by Roseville District Court
01:24:09
Judge Joseph Bowden. Oh, it's not giving us any more
01:24:11
for being held without bond in the county jail.
01:24:14
The prosecutor's office said you can't carry on.
01:24:16
He became a good place to wander during seeking comment on the case.
01:24:21
We are committed to ensuring that justice is served for the victim and his family,
01:24:25
Macomb County Prosecutor Peter J.
01:24:27
Lee cheetah said in a statement.
01:24:28
Newsome and Mitchell were residents at a boarding house on Waldorf Street
01:24:32
at the time of the alleged well over 400, media reports.
01:24:37
The prosecutor's office claims that use Punch Mitchell in the head
01:24:41
several times before Mitchell died of his injuries.
01:24:44
Wait, so I punched him to death?
01:24:45
I thought JB in February stabbed him or shot.
01:24:49
Oh, God, it scared the hell out of me.
01:24:51
It really did, roommate Bob.
01:24:53
I can imagine there roommate Larry Melton, I can't.
01:24:56
I didn't know you could have hell inside of you.
01:24:58
There's. Oh, there was blood all over from punching a fight.
01:25:00
I would escalate into murder.
01:25:03
It's inconceivable.
01:25:03
Maybe it was just hot sauce.
01:25:05
And McQuade told the news outlet they were sleeping when the alleged fight
01:25:08
between Newsome and Mitchell started.
01:25:10
Why are you doing this, Melton?
01:25:12
Gavin? Why are you doing this? Leave me alone.
01:25:15
Quit. Please quit.
01:25:16
That's what I heard.
01:25:18
McQuade called the situation senseless.
01:25:20
I trusted Mark as my friend.
01:25:21
I could never believe he would have done something like that, he said at the time.
01:25:26
Lucido said, if we've come to grips with life about fighting and killing
01:25:30
somebody over a taco or food itself, there's got to be more to life than that.
01:25:34
It would have been a lot easier to walk away.
01:25:37
Per the Macomb Daily, Mitchell is remembered by loved ones as a kind, gentle.
01:25:49
To die for Taco Bell.
01:25:53
You got the bell sound.
01:25:54
The bell sound would be perfect right now.
01:26:00
It's not the right one.
01:26:01
There.
01:26:04
No. I could have sworn I had the bell sound, but.
01:26:06
No, no, no deals.
01:26:13
This is our second lull, everyone.
01:26:14
We're just making sure that there's no tolerance up coming here.
01:26:17
No, that's definitely not it.
01:26:23
No, that's not it.
01:26:26
That's it. That's close enough.
01:26:27
He passed it.
01:26:34
Now. And it.
01:26:37
Came up with memories.
01:26:45
No, no.
01:26:46
Oh, something's going to work.
01:26:49
Yeah.
01:26:51
It's raining tacos.
01:26:55
Yeah, I know, I have a little extra cheese.
01:26:58
I just I stopped looking.
01:27:02
That's a good
01:27:04
option for that first watch.
01:27:05
Hoshi,
01:27:07
please.
01:27:08
Please, please fix me.
01:27:11
Horse and beverage.
01:27:13
Please. Please.
01:27:15
Here it is.
01:27:16
Harsh.
01:27:16
And please, please, please.
01:27:20
000. For.
01:27:25
So I'm really talking
01:27:26
about batteries that deliver energy from radioactive battery.
01:27:30
These used to be niche applications things.
01:27:34
But I've recently come across a few interesting departments.
01:27:38
Thought why don't you come across them?
01:27:40
What's likely to come? You ever come across something
01:27:42
we've talked about nuclear batteries a few times.
01:27:45
I mean, not a battery for all small batteries.
01:27:48
Wait, that sounds odd.
01:27:48
So power output like the Chinese.
01:27:51
If you got one of those little rainbow drizzle sticks that went between the dock,
01:27:54
this little radioactive isotope of nickel that has a half life
01:27:59
of roughly 100 years and produces about 100 micro watts.
01:28:04
There are also some companies in the United States which sell small
01:28:08
nuclear batteries, like sushi, that uses tritium,
01:28:13
which has a half life of about 12 years, and the British company alkaloid
01:28:16
that makes a battery from carbon 14, probably in the range of some micro.
01:28:20
What about with a half light
01:28:22
puff?
01:28:23
What happens if one of these explodes?
01:28:26
Is it lithium?
01:28:28
I don't know, it's nuclear.
01:28:29
It's all right.
01:28:31
Is it vision or fusion?
01:28:32
I think that matters.
01:28:34
I don't know, I know right there is energy reactor symbol on it
01:28:37
and that means danger.
01:28:38
Well, gentlemen, family name these things.
01:28:40
So in their lifetime about how some uses like for sensors or some space missions,
01:28:45
they are in the range of small buttons for batteries.
01:28:47
But because the power is so low, the range of applications is very limited.
01:28:50
The interesting new development is now that the business is trending
01:28:53
towards nuclear batteries with more power.
01:28:55
One way this is happening is other companies with small says nuclear.
01:28:59
Right.
01:29:00
But she says batteries more power battery battery.
01:29:05
Yeah, that's all I freaking professor battery had three syllables.
01:29:09
You would say matching higher voltage.
01:29:11
Yes. That's where bats live.
01:29:14
Well, the company for a patent with a battery that going by
01:29:17
this image is actually significant size also.
01:29:19
So they say that it can reach up to three watts.
01:29:21
The Chinese company
01:29:22
also says I can combine the batteries from a few microbots to several watts.
01:29:26
Other than that statement, I haven't seen the details, but it's plausibly possible.
01:29:29
So huge.
01:29:30
Like you can't run a car with it, but at least it's enough to power a dim light.
01:29:34
They sort of solution make simple applications.
01:29:36
That's what you always want to say when you're saying, okay,
01:29:38
all right, so we really can't do anything with it.
01:29:40
The payload kind of irrelevant.
01:29:42
But you can power a small dim light.
01:29:45
That's what everyone wants, especially with LED. That's what you want to hear.
01:29:49
Three watts.
01:29:50
Well, you need a long life to compile a small dim light for 12 years.
01:29:54
Ideal, for example, for something to be great.
01:29:55
So measurement stations in remote locations, maybe a webcam
01:29:58
in Antarctica that sends penguin photos through the next millennium.
01:30:02
But even more interesting is that some startups are moving on
01:30:05
to a totally different type of nuclear
01:30:06
battery called a radio isotope thermoelectric generator, RTG for short.
01:30:11
You see, the previous batteries that I mentioned
01:30:12
all use radioactive decay to create a flow of electricity.
01:30:15
You're kidding me.
01:30:16
They have fairly small power.
01:30:17
Is the type of radioactive isotope that they use, but you can't use isotopes
01:30:21
that radiate more because that will just wreck the semiconductors.
01:30:25
You need to generate electricity.
01:30:26
If you want power, power, you have to do something else.
01:30:28
And that's to create power from the heat.
01:30:30
And this is what these thermoelectric generators do.
01:30:32
The idea isn't new.
01:30:33
They've been around since the 1960s,
01:30:35
and that's not how we use them to power some space missions.
01:30:37
They typically use more polonium and reach up to some hundred watts.
01:30:40
The Russians have also used strontium.
01:30:42
The Russians actually deployed those things across the country
01:30:45
for monitoring, for example, power lines, if you like, drew horror stories.
01:30:48
In 2001, a group of Russians found a nuclear battery
01:30:51
that had been taken apart in the snowy wilderness
01:30:54
and cuddled up to it because it was nicely warm, it didn't end well.
01:30:57
Very interesting video about this year.
01:30:58
If you find an object that glows for unknown reasons
01:31:01
in any part of the electromagnetic spectrum, please stay away from it.
01:31:04
To come back to the topic,
01:31:05
there are multiple companies that are advancing
01:31:07
these thermoelectric generators at various sizes and what levels.
01:31:10
And we must say that this might partly
01:31:12
be used to power military drones, which sounds all too plausible.
01:31:15
The American company Zeno Power, for example, patented a new thermoelectric
01:31:19
generate a few years back that reduces the size of these objects substantially.
01:31:22
As you can see from this award winning illustration,
01:31:24
it could run, among other things, on strontium.
01:31:26
Their website sells.
01:31:27
They are developing nuclear electric generators in the range of 10 to 100W.
01:31:31
And they do this for space, satellite and seafloor missions.
01:31:34
But I bet the military is very interested in this.
01:31:36
The company NDB, which stands for Nano Diamond Batteries,
01:31:40
has also extended its scope and now plans to build medium
01:31:42
sized nuclear thermoelectric generators in the range of a watt to kilowatts power
01:31:47
as a heating solution for space and communities.
01:31:50
How industries and NDB also work on nano reactors.
01:31:53
So these are actually nuclear reactors, like the power plants that run on enriched
01:31:57
uranium but produce energy in the range of some kilowatt to megawatts.
01:32:00
I find this a very interesting development, though I can't help
01:32:03
but think for the most plausible use case is post-apocalyptic bunkers.
01:32:07
If you ever get the feeling that the news is more about storytelling than facts,
01:32:11
drought news is worth a look.
01:32:12
Drought news is a news platform for people who value,
01:32:15
I don't think,
01:32:16
like some summarize news which has been published all over the world.
01:32:18
Not only do they collect all articles in one place, I'll give you a quick summary.
01:32:22
They also give you a lot of extra information,
01:32:24
but you don't find interesting and interesting.
01:32:26
Example is this recent story about a German neo-Nazi who changed.
01:32:31
Oh good for him.
01:32:32
A little fucking book hustle right here.
01:32:34
I mean, but this is not helping anyone or anything.
01:32:37
Are you paying attention to Nazi?
01:32:43
Yes. Conduct a female to serve in a women's game.
01:32:47
The one that's received
01:32:48
very little coverage by the media on the political left
01:32:50
front news also gives you a brief summary and I'll let you check.
01:32:53
You can also see who owns the media outlets and where the news has appeared.
01:32:57
It's taking news.
01:32:58
You know, the funny thing is, is when I downloaded
01:33:00
it, it's a great feature that you went over, right.
01:33:01
This quality, which are somewhere
01:33:02
I just couldn't possibly cover only by one political spectrum.
01:33:05
I found it to be that my brain is being blown out of proportion.
01:33:09
Let's just be real.
01:33:10
Let's have a special offer for these guys for this
01:33:13
on the vantage plan, which
01:33:16
is that you
01:33:18
do you type that?
01:33:18
Did you hear that?
01:33:19
I did, I did something I was playing on my own.
01:33:21
I don't know weird. Got it.
01:33:24
I got satellite guys got it, I got satellite got.
01:33:32
Pretty sure we saw this last week, but here,
01:33:34
because I don't have any other chicken.
01:33:38
Punch devil the fry.
01:33:41
But then I spent 20 nights inside of a cell with this tight.
01:33:45
And I was a rogue.
01:33:47
I was a chicken, really strong.
01:33:49
A man and queen says an animal attack on his way to work
01:33:52
left him bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
01:33:55
I do what
01:33:57
I've got all my life.
01:33:59
La la la la la la la.
01:34:01
Last night I was in fright.
01:34:05
Or perhaps
01:34:08
at first I wasn't in.
01:34:10
He was being attacked by a rooster.
01:34:13
She got bombarded by chickens.
01:34:17
And the man in the car.
01:34:25
Speaking to.
01:34:29
All right.
01:34:29
Speaking on. No good worthless chickens.
01:34:32
Did you see our, president got hit on the head?
01:34:36
Oh, I'm sorry, I meant former president.
01:34:38
I mean, a former cheater and former vice president.
01:34:42
Cheater in command.
01:34:44
Election rigor 2.0.
01:34:46
Rigor. Sorry.
01:34:48
He was only ever the vice president.
01:34:51
Oh. You're right, damn it.
01:34:53
I thought he won.
01:34:55
So did everyone else. So
01:34:57
there's the bandage, right?
01:34:58
I think I was over the hair because.
01:35:00
Are you sure this isn't where it gets removed before you get too far with this?
01:35:04
Because he just had cancer removed from his head.
01:35:07
From his skin?
01:35:07
I don't know, was it brain cancer?
01:35:10
That would make a lot of sense.
01:35:12
Did you see how large that they that's they just like they don't remove
01:35:16
they don't open it up
01:35:17
and like remove something from internal unless it was a tumor, head tumor,
01:35:21
a brain tumor.
01:35:22
They do that all the time.
01:35:23
He's had a brain tumor this entire time and no one said anything.
01:35:27
No one said anything.
01:35:28
Correct?
01:35:29
I mean, they've said stuff to each other.
01:35:33
The Dems in their.
01:35:37
Their conspiracies.
01:35:40
They fooled me, Jerry.
01:35:44
Found a small nodule on Biden's prostate that.
01:35:46
Wait, there wasn't a prostate?
01:35:49
Wait. Hold on your brain. Hold. Yeah.
01:35:51
Hold on.
01:35:52
You're probably not prostate because it's not on the right side of your head.
01:35:55
It's on the left side of your head.
01:35:58
Anybody knows that?
01:36:03
I think he just fell on his head.
01:36:05
Shit happens as you get older.
01:36:07
My godmother happened. It happened to her.
01:36:08
She's like, tripped and went face first into, like, a brick wall.
01:36:11
And it just she just had a bunch of fun. It just was bad.
01:36:13
It looks bad, but it wasn't.
01:36:15
Wasn't that bad. I filled out the police report
01:36:18
that wasn't there was an accidental fall.
01:36:22
Got a cancerous skin lesion
01:36:23
removed from his chest after a physical in February.
01:36:27
How do you know?
01:36:28
I mean, his name's just lesion.
01:36:30
How often is he walking around shirtless?
01:36:32
Pre-cancerous sarcoma on his chest.
01:36:34
Well, hopefully he takes a shower at least every two weeks.
01:36:37
So once every two weeks you take a shower outside in the sun.
01:36:42
No, I have, haven't you?
01:36:44
Have you ever.
01:36:45
No. I've never had the luxury of an outdoor shower,
01:36:49
never went camping or went on to a beach.
01:36:52
Not the I don't go to gay beaches or
01:36:56
brothels. Okay? Beaches.
01:36:57
There was sand and water. I don't think there was any anal sex.
01:36:59
Nothing went on my ass. So we're good with all cancers.
01:37:02
Freeman was a sexy, sexy, a little dude didn't know treatment was required.
01:37:08
As a human being, I want him to live a long, healthy life away.
01:37:11
Yeah, I want him to run again. You could win.
01:37:15
Stop it.
01:37:16
I bet he wants to.
01:37:17
I bet there's part of him that thinks that.
01:37:19
Come back
01:37:21
and I'll be honest with you.
01:37:23
Who's he on? Jill. Jill's back.
01:37:26
Who are they going to run?
01:37:28
I don't think he can still produce a good load.
01:37:30
I mean, but, I mean, if he can, good for him.
01:37:33
So I've heard men can fathered children into their hundreds.
01:37:36
Yeah, yeah, there are some De Niro. So.
01:37:42
I mean, I have a problem with it.
01:37:43
You're going to have some little flipper child
01:37:46
needs a lot of help.
01:37:47
Born like three months into the pregnancy,
01:37:49
de Niro is a, rich person, so he's able to.
01:37:52
You did it.
01:37:53
You did a good job, Joe. You did it.
01:37:56
Oh, and don't forget about the best part.
01:37:58
You'll be dead before he's too.
01:38:01
And then,
01:38:02
so that's response. Yeah.
01:38:05
Enough money that some somebody he'll take care of them.
01:38:10
Well,
01:38:12
that's a politic segment.
01:38:14
I've been secretly looking at canned bread for the last hour.
01:38:18
Yeah,
01:38:19
yeah, there's this like bear.
01:38:21
I don't get the bear.
01:38:23
Bear? Aspirin.
01:38:25
Must be Japanese or Chinese bread.
01:38:30
It's called Bonnie.
01:38:31
Bonnie chants Gary's next.
01:38:35
I, Bonnie's chance.
01:38:36
I may have pronounced it wrong.
01:38:38
I know Bon Bonnie, the terrible one.
01:38:41
Are we allowed?
01:38:42
Anybody know what band Bonnie means?
01:38:45
Test your.
01:38:46
Where in the world is.
01:38:49
Do you know where Bonnie. Bonnie.
01:38:50
Is anybody on Bonnie?
01:38:53
Company?
01:38:54
Anyone?
01:38:54
Bum bum bum bum bum. Bonnie.
01:38:57
All these people work, you know?
01:39:01
Where in the world? In a drawer.
01:39:03
Yeah, well, this book called In the Gutter.
01:39:07
Didn't fly down in the roof.
01:39:10
Are you in here because you split the two story
01:39:15
heads in the truck like that clears up where he's been.
01:39:19
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
01:39:24
Well, tell me where in the world
01:39:27
Richard Drew O'Gara.
01:39:33
Are you in Minnesota?
01:39:36
Because that would be
01:39:38
fucking amazing.
01:39:39
No, but, what were you saying back there about,
01:39:43
what was the name of the bread?
01:39:45
Oh, you people, what?
01:39:48
You know, just know what was in it.
01:39:50
What was the first time?
01:39:52
What was the name of the bread it was born.
01:39:54
Chance.
01:39:56
God damn it.
01:39:57
How do I get over there? Oh.
01:40:02
Oh, wow.
01:40:04
They added that sound. I seen that a million times.
01:40:06
I don't remember his arm.
01:40:08
He like. He's just like a rest.
01:40:10
We need to.
01:40:10
I think I need to do a face on this was swap out Gary
01:40:15
with, Will Smith.
01:40:17
Good luck with that.
01:40:18
There's a guy. There's a skin issue.
01:40:20
When you try to do nothing else, you fucking know I'm going to.
01:40:26
Okay, I'm going to.
01:40:29
I like the way that he didn't stop talking because I want to just be going to.
01:40:33
Okay, I know I think he, like, knew he could not talk.
01:40:36
It's not like he had to
01:40:37
he could freeze up and just be like, all right,
01:40:39
I guess I'll just sit here and say nothing at all.
01:40:41
Then nobody going forward.
01:40:44
What a cynical, skeptical piece of shit I am, dude.
01:40:47
I'm waiting for the 15 years from now the book will come out.
01:40:49
We staged the whole thing.
01:40:51
Now that ruined Will Smith's career or what was left of it.
01:40:55
What was a sentence?
01:40:57
He isn't.
01:40:58
That's not what he reverted to doing a rapping rap album
01:41:02
with swearing in it for the first time in his career.
01:41:05
As a grown man, I think he was already at that evolution
01:41:08
before he fucking slapped him.
01:41:10
I think then the thing that you thought
01:41:12
that was where he was, he was going to try to transcend.
01:41:16
He's usually the first clean, vanilla
01:41:18
fucking artist, rapper, actor
01:41:21
that was going to completely just go inward,
01:41:26
clean.
01:41:28
Yeah. He didn't swear.
01:41:29
Trying to be clean.
01:41:30
What a pompous little smith look at as rap.
01:41:33
Since you recognize when I do something I came in thanking him.
01:41:38
Yeah. So,
01:41:41
I don't typically watch sports anymore these days
01:41:43
because I have better shit to do, but, my,
01:41:48
I will have, I love that green Dilla.
01:41:53
No. Well, I mean, sure.
01:41:58
Come on now.
01:42:04
The chemical stainless.
01:42:05
How does this make any.
01:42:06
Is that the second NFL one?
01:42:09
Oh, well, it's really bouncy.
01:42:12
I know it sucks like hard and soft at the same time.
01:42:16
Gentlemen,
01:42:18
let's broaden our minds, all right?
01:42:21
My mind's telling me no. Like
01:42:26
without flops around, like, this is more.
01:42:30
Let's see than that fucking builder.
01:42:32
I mean, it's got a nice soft one.
01:42:35
Well, that was one.
01:42:36
This is another one.
01:42:41
Yeah, we we showed that one.
01:42:42
That one we showed.
01:42:44
Don't you watch the show, man?
01:42:45
Yeah. That was the first dildo in the NFL.
01:42:47
Yeah. We we we covered here on Flange rants.
01:42:49
Like this was posted September 8th.
01:42:53
Sorry.
01:42:54
The one on Tennessee was. So they're just tagging old ones okay.
01:42:57
I thought it was within the realm of all the same.
01:43:00
Okay.
01:43:00
I there's one thing I can recognize was saying that they're all the same.
01:43:04
The I know the pattern of a dildo on the turf,
01:43:06
and that's definitely it's been earmarked it's been carbon dated.
01:43:11
It's been ring.
01:43:12
The rings were counted, and it was two weeks ago.
01:43:14
We cut it open
01:43:16
September 7th. So. Yeah. Okay.
01:43:18
This is the newest, although, you know, so,
01:43:22
Do did they get that up there.
01:43:24
They would have had it in his pocket the whole time.
01:43:26
Nobody see it out there.
01:43:27
That is too far, you know.
01:43:30
When it happens at a football game, they just kind of, like,
01:43:33
grab it with their hand, check it off the field and just continue playing.
01:43:35
And we just, I think we just kind of move on from it.
01:43:37
They spit at each other. Dude, it's a barbaric.
01:43:40
Yeah, we just got to move on from it.
01:43:41
The WNBA, it's like, oh, who was the hand sanitizer in the towel?
01:43:46
We need to have some conversation about this.
01:43:49
And it's like, you ladies
01:43:49
need to not leave your dildos in the audience when you, show up. You.
01:43:53
That's why because he to men, it's a prank.
01:43:55
It's a prop.
01:43:55
It's a gimmick. To women, it's a tool.
01:43:57
It's a toy. It's dirty. If they don't clean it.
01:44:00
Oh. Oh.
01:44:06
Is this them?
01:44:06
Grown up now?
01:44:08
I think bigger genius tangles.
01:44:13
Yeah, the camera's lower.
01:44:15
There's no way this is, Holder.
01:44:17
Because they both are retired at it right now.
01:44:20
They make it this far.
01:44:23
So get hit that much?
01:44:25
You you go.
01:44:28
You know, what's going to happen is they're going to get,
01:44:29
you know, knocked down, if you know what I'm saying.
01:44:32
You you you you you you see them there.
01:44:37
And what is that kid have like fat baby
01:44:40
like raw baby syndrome.
01:44:43
It's muscle.
01:44:45
No, it's like it looks like a baby.
01:44:47
Except new. Like super skinny.
01:44:49
Like you put it in an enlargement machine.
01:44:53
It looks like, you know, it looks like it should be wearing a diaper.
01:44:55
It looks like a fat, chubby baby.
01:44:56
Except it's gigantic.
01:44:58
It's. It's a full size.
01:45:00
Did we go over whiteface last week?
01:45:02
It's like a my size Barbie.
01:45:08
That's, this really looks like that's kind of who he looks like to me.
01:45:11
Is that guy who did whiteface.
01:45:15
Drew skis.
01:45:16
Do you know Drew Ski?
01:45:18
The comedian drew ski?
01:45:19
I, I didn't know he was a comedian.
01:45:21
I thought maybe he was like a
01:45:23
rapper. Producer. I have no idea.
01:45:25
But apparently he just randomly shows up on stuff,
01:45:27
and it's like you're supposed to know who he is.
01:45:29
I assume he was some influencer or some horseshit.
01:45:32
All I know is he's a black man, and he's he's appropriating my culture
01:45:36
by having the ski on the end of his name.
01:45:38
So I'm I'm curious on
01:45:39
when we're going to have a conversation about that
01:45:41
and when he's going to be forced
01:45:42
to remove that, because he's definitely not polish. So.
01:45:48
Comedian Drew Ski
01:45:48
goes viral with controversial white face
01:45:52
at a NASCAR event.
01:45:59
So my only comment before we say
01:46:01
you know that wife
01:46:02
as a white man, white face is I'm actually I'm perfectly fine with it,
01:46:05
but I don't think white face is appropriate.
01:46:07
But dude, look at the dedication to detail.
01:46:08
The sunburn on the neck and the fucking shoulders.
01:46:11
He's got a tank top, sun fucking,
01:46:14
tan lines, totally sunburned.
01:46:17
I mean, this is like a particular type of person.
01:46:20
This isn't like white people like that.
01:46:23
That right there I have a problem with. So he.
01:46:25
I need to talk to him. Seriously.
01:46:26
So has he, as a black man. Has he ever been.
01:46:28
You think this? Yeah.
01:46:31
Because
01:46:32
even though the, statistics tell you that the white man
01:46:35
there is the one that should be fearful of his life based on the statistics alone,
01:46:39
not based on any racial narrative or racism narrative.
01:46:43
The spitting narrative. Sure.
01:46:45
Like I thought it was like very mixed.
01:46:47
And the fact that he didn't just white face
01:46:49
but he white upper half of his body, his arms, his hands, I mean, all of that.
01:46:53
That's I was I was impressed.
01:46:55
But if he
01:46:56
really thinks that this is the treatment, I'd like to.
01:46:59
I mean, it's pretty funny.
01:47:01
It's pretty good.
01:47:03
There's no way you went all out like it looks pretty.
01:47:06
Well.
01:47:07
Emma Rodman, that.
01:47:12
His legal name is Spencer DeBoer does.
01:47:16
It's weird how he very much looks like a white person.
01:47:21
His nose and lips look right.
01:47:24
Yeah.
01:47:25
He very much looks like. Oh, I've seen that guy before.
01:47:27
Except he looks like a full size.
01:47:29
He. He's a full size midget, though.
01:47:31
But if a guy, if a white guy were to wear black face,
01:47:34
you would be like, oh, that's a well, you wouldn't.
01:47:36
Oh, that's a black guy.
01:47:37
You go, that's an Indian or something.
01:47:39
Yeah. I mean like a yeah.
01:47:40
What's wrong with his nose?
01:47:42
Big Jewish nose. Clarkson.
01:47:43
Maybe not. The shoe polish got smushed,
01:47:47
though.
01:47:47
Yeah. The dude, the farmer's hand, though. Look at that.
01:47:49
That was so good.
01:47:52
The tattoos are obviously all fake.
01:47:55
Like, after the fact that just
01:47:58
somebody goes to all that work for the craft.
01:48:00
I'm impressed. I just wish he wouldn't,
01:48:03
he was there actual like, I think he went there and like,
01:48:06
this was like, this is all they got.
01:48:08
Like, this is, this is the funniest job.
01:48:11
He's like, he talks about this like,
01:48:15
yo, yeah.
01:48:18
Look, I'm at NASCAR.
01:48:20
Yuck, yuck.
01:48:24
And I hate to be against
01:48:25
NASCAR people, but that's like the lowest common denominator group of white.
01:48:29
I mean, I think there's like trailer park and then there's NASCAR.
01:48:33
No fan of the NASCAR.
01:48:36
I hope Passy is saying this because they want to make that like it's
01:48:40
it's it's not really absolutely disgusting and offensive to white people.
01:48:44
He's saying this it is based on the fact that that's
01:48:47
what they would say if it was the other way around.
01:48:49
Yes, that's his point.
01:48:50
He's not gonna there's no dude.
01:48:53
You can't I don't care if somebody dressed up like me, I wouldn't care.
01:48:56
I'd be like, yeah.
01:48:57
And he made, you know, doing horrific events.
01:48:59
Great.
01:49:01
I don't have I'm not sensitive.
01:49:06
See, I mean, it is just as bad as blackface.
01:49:09
Both of them should be allowed.
01:49:12
Yeah, there's a good picture.
01:49:13
Sorry. That's him.
01:49:15
I mean, he's very black, except his hair is blond still, so.
01:49:17
I mean, yeah, I don't get the. Yeah, I don't know why girls like that.
01:49:20
It's weird
01:49:22
for girls like that, I apparently must.
01:49:26
It has to ripen.
01:49:28
Yeah, he's not quite right.
01:49:30
The flowers, it blooms.
01:49:34
Yeah.
01:49:34
Dude, the makeup is incredible.
01:49:39
Move all large electronics and you have it.
01:49:42
Oh. Liquid city, I did take it out.
01:49:46
Put your shoes in another bin.
01:49:48
I said it already put.
01:49:50
And another thing.
01:49:54
That wasn't
01:49:54
actually the airport because they were not, you know, moving.
01:49:58
Move it, move housing.
01:50:00
I'm. I have money. No money. No.
01:50:04
Tune it up.
01:50:05
Just keep say nothing. Joe. Oh. Joe Budden.
01:50:08
Good. Right there. Right.
01:50:09
Was that Ryan?
01:50:12
No, I said Joe Budden.
01:50:14
That's not right. No, right. Not black.
01:50:17
How dare he racist.
01:50:18
That guy is not black.
01:50:22
It's now pretty good right there.
01:50:23
You gotta put your body kind of a brownish back.
01:50:26
Wait.
01:50:27
Oh, man.
01:50:28
Money. That guy was black. That guy's black.
01:50:31
Yeah, but that guy doesn't have a shot.
01:50:33
That guy doesn't have a shot.
01:50:34
Joe Biden is the only guy who looks like he shot a basketball before in his life
01:50:37
and actually knows how to shoot a basketball.
01:50:39
So I how he's going from up here, it's like way more up here.
01:50:42
He's not pushing from his from his chest like a girl.
01:50:45
I love the way you're breaking down the shot.
01:50:48
Yeah. Out of this comedic bit.
01:50:49
Yeah. You can even just tell me about the posture.
01:50:51
The arm posture.
01:50:52
Like he's what the other ones are trying.
01:50:55
I thought, what if my
01:50:56
what if my arms crossed over it and I've hit myself that now then you're
01:51:00
Reggie Miller.
01:51:02
His sister is a
01:51:03
pretty good basketball player.
01:51:06
Was back before her amazing announcing career.
01:51:11
All because her brother was Reggie Miller.
01:51:13
And the only reason she got her job as an announcer.
01:51:16
Oh, I thought this finish, this commercial finish or it is.
01:51:19
Do you enjoy that, brother?
01:51:22
I'm sorry. Okay.
01:51:23
He's he's a big, fat tiger for no one.
01:51:26
Why are there so many hoops, bro?
01:51:29
I don't think this guy's comedy.
01:51:32
Yeah, this isn't.
01:51:34
This is like.
01:51:35
I'm none of what I've seen this guy do so far.
01:51:38
That you've shown me is
01:51:40
glass House is all funny or creative or.
01:51:43
No, I didn't say it was funny.
01:51:44
I just wanted people's reactions on the white face.
01:51:46
The most creative thing was, again, like the artist, whoever did,
01:51:50
whoever did that makeup is amazing. And that's he.
01:51:52
He went out there
01:51:53
with the most amazing art artist job done and got no zero content out of it
01:52:00
all. I
01:52:00
all anyone is talking about is, wow, look how good the costume looks.
01:52:04
The story like no one said, oh my God, that was brilliant how he came up.
01:52:08
Story.
01:52:08
The story continues.
01:52:11
The saga continues.
01:52:14
Wu-Tang Wu-Tang.
01:52:19
This is just a random Bam.
01:52:21
It's just a random guy. Dude.
01:52:23
It kind of looks like that fucking, the dude who died in the Jacuzzi.
01:52:28
You want more?
01:52:28
And I noticed that he looks familiar.
01:52:32
I put my finger on it.
01:52:34
I've seen that guy before.
01:52:38
We got tickets and everything.
01:52:40
Nope.
01:52:40
That's not the comedian.
01:52:42
Drew ski, pulling off another viral whiteface prank.
01:52:45
Although such a prank,
01:52:49
I would be like people had gotten got like, there's like
01:52:52
who who's gotten guy like every no one's even paying attention to him.
01:52:55
They're all watching this scar.
01:52:56
But I didn't show it because, you know, I'm not that way.
01:52:59
And I tried to rip off people's content, but there's like a half hour bit.
01:53:01
He goes, he talks to people. He's like every man on the street.
01:53:04
He acts so white.
01:53:05
He talks black guy. He's a half hour out of it.
01:53:07
It was all racist bit, though.
01:53:08
He walked up to the black guys like, course you're at NASCAR.
01:53:12
Yeah, right, I like NASCAR.
01:53:13
You wait about you like NASCAR.
01:53:16
He kept saying to the black guy, okay, I like that.
01:53:19
The black guy was funny.
01:53:21
Yeah, if that's all he's got, that's it.
01:53:24
That's all he did.
01:53:25
And the tits.
01:53:26
You, you you're black.
01:53:28
What are you doing here? Is that.
01:53:30
That's all I got.
01:53:32
Come on now.
01:53:34
Come on. Drew ski? Nope.
01:53:36
So if you dressed up like blackface, what was your what would your comedic.
01:53:40
I would just, I would go into the hood and be like, yo, who got the crack?
01:53:43
You know?
01:53:43
And then they'd be like, oh, that's cool, dawg.
01:53:46
And I'd be like, yo, yo, know,
01:53:47
I would think of something hilarious to do doing funny.
01:53:50
And if I, if I couldn't, I wouldn't do it.
01:53:52
You know.
01:53:53
Yeah.
01:53:53
That's not the comedian Drew Ski pulling off another viral.
01:53:57
If anything, I would dress up like this to have like actual real life
01:54:00
conversations with people, like about racism.
01:54:02
Like you dress up as a white person and go in there and have a conversation
01:54:07
about black people with, say, how they really feel about,
01:54:09
but not even they're just like, try to try to just,
01:54:12
I don't know, put yourself in their shoes for some for one second
01:54:15
and see how racist people actually are, or aren't we?
01:54:19
Because I think for the most part, they're just jokes.
01:54:21
Loving R&B stereotypical people are hateful
01:54:24
just to be hateful, like the people that are like,
01:54:26
there's not a bunch of white people that are actually hindering
01:54:29
the progress of black people on a daily basis.
01:54:32
Sorry, my asshole is over your type.
01:54:33
Widely accepted in America today.
01:54:36
Drew ski stunt blew up online in less than a week.
01:54:39
This next clip has a wobble.
01:54:40
This country was created in less than 100 years after it was created.
01:54:44
They got rid of slavery to be American
01:54:46
while the rest of the world still kept slavery going.
01:54:49
Slavery is at its biggest time ever in history.
01:54:51
Allegedly.
01:54:52
I don't know how they would compare it to before you know the event get you,
01:54:56
you just go to Africa.
01:54:57
I'm not TikTok page including the shock, but clip of him interacting with you,
01:55:02
you know, with a real life black NASCAR thing,
01:55:04
a real life black man going to the race.
01:55:08
What right NASCAR race?
01:55:10
You going to NASCAR? So goofy
01:55:14
just spits at him again.
01:55:16
You know he spits next to him.
01:55:18
Well it spits out a new it spits at him.
01:55:20
I didn't say spits on the popular next zoom talker, tuck fart.
01:55:25
Who was did you see that am on his account.
01:55:27
Pop has piss bucket.
01:55:29
Somebody spit at Prescott, so they spit on him.
01:55:32
He's recipe look alike comparisons, and even invited
01:55:35
Drew Ski to partake in an upcoming demolition derby.
01:55:38
So it looks like, of course, he goes to a demolition derby.
01:55:42
He proposes a demolition derby on his property in Bristol
01:55:45
and be honored if you'd come watch for America.
01:55:49
I'm up against it. That's okay.
01:55:52
Makes me come watch him participate in a demolition derby.
01:55:55
Skiing Turkey wouldn't do that because he didn't do this stunt to bridge gaps.
01:55:59
He did it to separate gaps.
01:56:01
So he would wouldn't dare
01:56:04
actually take
01:56:04
this guy up on his friendly offer and actually spend time
01:56:07
and just do a one on one and actually hang out with the guy
01:56:10
and get to know white people and not be racist to each other.
01:56:13
Katia, is it really called Tuck Vania?
01:56:15
Is it like if it looks like it smells like it?
01:56:20
Fucktard yeah.
01:56:21
Is that what it's supposed to be?
01:56:23
Tuck Faria
01:56:25
that's so clever.
01:56:28
Is it?
01:56:28
Why are we whispering?
01:56:30
Because it's getting late. Midnight hour.
01:56:32
Oh, right. It's the midnight hour.
01:56:35
No, it's time to go to bed now.
01:56:39
Gary's. Gary's trying to sleep.
01:56:41
Speaking of Gary, where the fuck is he?
01:56:45
I think he's got one more for me.
01:56:47
I'll do the one. I'll do the show.
01:56:48
And then if he's not back, that's it. That's it. Is that.
01:56:51
What is that? Literally what?
01:56:53
This is he just. He just.
01:56:55
He doesn't even watch the show anymore.
01:56:58
He's just given up on the show completely.
01:57:00
I think he's showing, like, it's like, look, mom, I did all my dishes.
01:57:03
I did everything clean, knowing he's pregnant.
01:57:06
Can I not be grounded anymore?
01:57:08
You know what? I'm.
01:57:09
Good morning.
01:57:10
Did you ever try to be a good boy to get out of grounding?
01:57:12
We all did.
01:57:12
I'm sure we want to. It.
01:57:14
We won't admit it, but we all tried it.
01:57:17
It didn't work either.
01:57:17
That was the whole plan. That was the whole thing.
01:57:19
Just so they could get you to do your fucking chores and shit.
01:57:22
I don't want to do much more.
01:57:25
So I'm
01:57:27
speaking of black people.
01:57:31
That's saw there, I heard about.
01:57:33
I don't want interrupt you.
01:57:34
What a fuck.
01:57:35
Starts a conversation like that.
01:57:38
Oh, who the.
01:57:41
Oh, was that me?
01:57:43
Like God,
01:57:46
he's black.
01:57:49
He's proud.
01:57:49
I put the H on it to emphasize it's he's like,
01:57:54
So, this happened,
01:57:57
right? And I love how they slow.
01:57:59
Like, I could not find a clip of this without them slowing down
01:58:02
during the first touch by the sense
01:58:06
they slow that down on the head and then hits Lamar Jackson.
01:58:10
It's hard to see the second one.
01:58:12
It wasn't.
01:58:12
Oh, so he kind of like, Jackson kind of pushes up on him.
01:58:17
He's like, why is my TV fucking up?
01:58:20
Yeah, I heard about this.
01:58:21
I didn't see it, but I heard about it.
01:58:23
I, I, you got to think a little bit worse.
01:58:26
Is not security at security.
01:58:30
I'm watching my emotions get the best of me.
01:58:32
But, yeah, that's exactly the response I want to hear.
01:58:34
He's like, yeah, I fucked up.
01:58:36
I shouldn't have done it.
01:58:38
If he gets me, if he caught me off guard like that again,
01:58:40
chances are I might do it again.
01:58:42
That is.
01:58:43
And that is like 1% of your average.
01:58:47
What happens to you in high school as a football player and that is
01:58:51
you doing that to other players, the coaches doing that to you.
01:58:54
It's either a good job or a fuck yeah,
01:58:56
you did a good job or you did a terrible job.
01:58:58
That's what the helmet is for, you know what I mean?
01:59:00
Like it's a tap on the helmet.
01:59:02
It's not like he didn't really do anything that manipulated the head.
01:59:05
Should he be touching the player? No, but people do that.
01:59:08
They pat him on the helmet, pat him on the back, like, I don't know.
01:59:11
It was not a thing.
01:59:12
Instead of touching him on the arm or the face, probably, you know, it's a
01:59:16
he didn't.
01:59:16
Yeah. Aren't you supposed to like tap tap though?
01:59:19
Not fucking.
01:59:20
He looks stiff. Armed him celebrating. Oh. Hit him.
01:59:22
I would like to see this in regular speed
01:59:24
because I have a feeling that it does not look like you,
01:59:27
because they don't want you to see that it was literally nothing, was it?
01:59:30
There's no. There's no such thing.
01:59:33
Pause it.
01:59:35
Do you have a bathroom?
01:59:36
I can use?
01:59:39
No, we all just shut the sink.
01:59:40
What do you mean? Yes, of course we have a bathroom.
01:59:42
Ask if you can use it.
01:59:44
Could you please stop it?
01:59:46
It's,
01:59:47
About.
01:59:48
There's two things that I notice.
01:59:50
One, you're an asshole.
01:59:51
And two, their bills fans.
01:59:55
So of course this is.
01:59:57
There was not. That was not a good tattoo.
02:00:00
It was a stiff arm to make it look.
02:00:02
Did you see the way his neck.
02:00:03
So he kind of pushes the second guy.
02:00:05
So the second guy actually gets pushed.
02:00:07
It looks like the second for Jackson.
02:00:10
Please don't kill him. That second guy,
02:00:13
the black guy, they're all black guys.
02:00:16
That's the stupidest.
02:00:17
I don't know if this if the fans are already getting fucked with by that guy.
02:00:20
Dude. Yeah, they're he's like.
02:00:22
He's like, watch, dude.
02:00:22
I'm going to fucking stiff arm these assholes and they want the bills.
02:00:25
One he just kind of pushes them on the helmet a little bit.
02:00:29
It's literally like a like, dude, dude, can we.
02:00:33
This is like the
02:00:35
compared to what?
02:00:36
He just went there on the field in ten years,
02:00:38
this is the best football game I've seen in ten years.
02:00:40
Keep that in mind.
02:00:42
And the Ravens just lost and the bills fans, 25,000 of the fans
02:00:47
left the stadium because they were losing so bad like by 14 points.
02:00:50
And they came back to win at the last second of the game to kick win by one.
02:00:55
Incredible. I mean, it was like it was amazing.
02:00:58
I had work to do. I blew it all off. Watch the game.
02:01:00
Fuck the wife, fuck the family. I watched this game.
02:01:02
It was amazing.
02:01:03
Yeah, the bills paid the bills fan.
02:01:05
Look, this is the guy that says it. The play it.
02:01:07
He stiff arms number ten. He didn't tap barely.
02:01:10
That's not that's not a stiff arm.
02:01:12
It's a side of the helmet.
02:01:13
Does a little push.
02:01:15
The guy barely even his head just kind of works into it.
02:01:18
It really wasn't even anything that.
02:01:19
All right. But listen, maybe it wasn't his arm, but it changed.
02:01:23
Somebody he probably thought his own player
02:01:25
came up behind him and be like, hey, good job, buddy.
02:01:27
You know, it's like he had no idea who touched him.
02:01:30
It was more like a your hair up kind of a thing than a tap.
02:01:33
Yeah.
02:01:33
And he was like, you shouldn't touch the player.
02:01:36
If anything, it's a tap tap.
02:01:38
But even then, I don't get that. Dude.
02:01:40
If an NFL players that close to me, I'm
02:01:42
taking an advantage to say, dude, I touched fucking juju.
02:01:45
Yeah, you're one of those stupid assholes like my brother as
02:01:48
we went to a fucking wrestling show years back.
02:01:50
It's just that was my was kind of my point.
02:01:52
I'm not one of the guy on the back.
02:01:54
That's my point.
02:01:56
I was like, I'm not one of those stupid assholes.
02:01:58
But if I was that close, my brain would just go,
02:02:02
why? No.
02:02:03
Yeah.
02:02:03
Because you're. Oh, yeah. Exactly.
02:02:04
Why are you gay?
02:02:07
Or have to touch them?
02:02:09
Who, like, touched.
02:02:10
Oh, I want to touch the helmet.
02:02:11
I don't want to touch him. I'm not like I never wear helmet.
02:02:14
I touch the game more than helmet.
02:02:16
Brett Farve kissed me. I'll never watch this chick again.
02:02:19
No, no, no, no, I'm going to tell my grandchildren about.
02:02:21
I touch Bradford's helmet one time.
02:02:24
That's I did it.
02:02:25
I lived my entire life to bring you grandchildren.
02:02:29
This one story about how I touched someone who did a great accomplishment.
02:02:33
Sorry.
02:02:34
I've done great things in my life, so I don't really live on the ball.
02:02:37
Then why do you have a boner over that?
02:02:39
And that's so weird to me, I don't.
02:02:41
I have a boner over the dramatic game that was on the back and forth game,
02:02:44
that it was like when you got first week of the season,
02:02:46
it looks like the Lions people don't line up right.
02:02:48
They know they're playing a game. It's a game. It's not like a real.
02:02:51
It is like it's a real thing. We never talk about it again.
02:02:54
That's fine too.
02:02:55
But I mentioned, you know, how much more
02:02:59
do you want to like Ukraine?
02:03:00
Russia's more as good as that game. Yeah, I'd be into it.
02:03:02
Yeah. Ukraine, Russia.
02:03:03
There's a lot of no do that's just dragging on.
02:03:06
They keep going back and forth. Nobody's actually doing anything.
02:03:08
There's no defense.
02:03:09
There's no offense, just a bunch of talk.
02:03:13
And you recruit more players.
02:03:16
They keep losing.
02:03:16
You know they can they can snatch them up from high school.
02:03:19
Just you're right on one keeps getting injured.
02:03:21
Yeah.
02:03:24
That I that I our list is long.
02:03:28
The game just drones on and on and on you
02:03:33
know.
02:03:33
But so he he honestly.
02:03:35
So I think of two things here because like I'm a lot of shit
02:03:38
I listen to has me, you know really knowing one of the things you
02:03:43
well just has me think that like in this situation you have the adage of like,
02:03:47
okay, the player shouldn't do that, but if the football player
02:03:51
were to put hands on that fan and the fan get hurt,
02:03:55
would the fan be able to sue the player?
02:03:58
But then I think about
02:03:59
the malice at the Palace, and it's like, that was the most disgusting thing.
02:04:02
I think sports is seen in a in probably ever from both
02:04:07
those that those players, someone threw a drink and people
02:04:10
who had nothing to do with it got attacked by by a fucking professional athletes.
02:04:16
They went into the stands, people who had nothing to do with being hit by the drink
02:04:20
and they fought people who had nothing to do with throwing the drink.
02:04:24
I was so proud of them.
02:04:26
Dude, I can't believe that they,
02:04:28
a professional athlete, went into the stands to fight fans.
02:04:32
That's so good.
02:04:34
One person threw one thing and how many people got attacked?
02:04:38
People were like, not sure what was going on.
02:04:40
They went in, were aggressive, people were defensive and had gotten
02:04:44
one fight in fights with fucking their getting punched into a basketball game.
02:04:48
They're just sitting there.
02:04:49
I heard you went down to work kidding me, heckled her at her office.
02:04:55
Yeah,
02:04:56
I know, I just I mean, I know I don't condone violence.
02:04:59
I don't think they should hit the people that had nothing to do with it.
02:05:00
But every athlete in the world, that is the guy who threw the cup or punched him.
02:05:05
But you're professional.
02:05:06
That's what the that's what the protection we.
02:05:08
Yeah, that's a professional. There's a wall.
02:05:10
There's a social construct that's that protects me.
02:05:14
No. Fuck that. Boom. I love it.
02:05:17
And this is if this would have been tapping on the helmet
02:05:19
and you millions of dollars sports.
02:05:22
Have you ever seen somebody do the Lambo?
02:05:24
Other people that'll take you jerking them off.
02:05:27
Do they start at their head? They're like da da da da da da da da da la la.
02:05:30
And they're just like, yeah, they love it.
02:05:31
There's some there. Oh their clothes are off.
02:05:33
My point is, is that the player, if it's something that they are,
02:05:37
they are on the same side.
02:05:38
Basically it's fine.
02:05:40
It was because it was a bill and Lamar Jackson was behind him.
02:05:43
He saw him practically stiff arm or he could that kind of motion.
02:05:47
So he's like, if he does that to me, I'm
02:05:48
going to fucking push him with, you know, he probably had it in his head.
02:05:52
He did it and he pushed him.
02:05:55
Don't.
02:05:55
And dude, why would you ever fucking take to athlete.
02:05:58
He's I mean what's that Simone.
02:05:59
Why would you fuck with an armored athlete.
02:06:01
Get out the.
02:06:03
You can take the something to the ghetto, but you can't take the.
02:06:06
No, that's not what I say.
02:06:07
I don't I don't, I don't know, I haven't heard that one.
02:06:11
Oh, yeah, I know it is.
02:06:13
It's something about the net.
02:06:20
It's like
02:06:20
put the H on it to emphasize it's the guy.
02:06:23
As long as everybody has an equal opportunity.
02:06:27
I'm getting the white van.
02:06:28
Was an asshole.
02:06:30
I mean, but I am not kidding about the
02:06:32
dude you have.
02:06:33
Just like, dude, all you have to do is just go, okay, I saw that happen.
02:06:36
Go tell the nearest security guy. Go.
02:06:37
Hey, van over there. Push me.
02:06:39
Kick. Throw him out of the game.
02:06:41
Rough him up.
02:06:41
I'm out of the game.
02:06:42
And then you continue right to the locker room.
02:06:44
No, you just have someone else do it for you.
02:06:46
That's why you're a professional athlete. Did you?
02:06:50
You don't need to do that.
02:06:51
Do you have other people that will do your dirty work?
02:06:53
Do the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty work,
02:06:56
dirty work, dirty work.
02:06:59
You can do the dirty work,
02:07:01
dirty, dirty, dirty work.
02:07:04
Like dirty Harry, he does dirty work.
02:07:08
Does he piss himself?
02:07:10
Why was he so dirty?
02:07:11
No, that was blood.
02:07:12
Unless he's on his period, he's the cleanest dirty Harry I've ever seen.
02:07:15
This dog in heat.
02:07:18
So he's like, God damn it, my dog is in heat.
02:07:21
And I didn't realize when she jumped on me before she left, I got period
02:07:24
blood all over my hands. Now.
02:07:27
Nowadays, Swat would have already shot him,
02:07:29
even though he's an undercover cop.
02:07:38
Movies.
02:07:38
Just so you guys know, movies back in the 78,
02:07:40
70, the 70s and 80s were like 4 or 5 hours long.
02:07:44
And there was a lot of these slow scenes.
02:07:46
Yeah, right. Like,
02:07:48
we get it.
02:07:52
The problem is, too, is they're actually on location.
02:07:54
And so they need
02:07:55
they like, filmed him walking all the way from one area to the other.
02:07:58
They got to get must go.
02:07:59
Hey, we'll just change up the green screen
02:08:01
and, you know, you just pretend like you're here.
02:08:03
Now, all this excitement, I've kind of lost track myself
02:08:07
being.
02:08:08
So what they're wondering is that he's got a six shooting revolver,
02:08:11
and he's wondering if, he used all his six bullets.
02:08:14
Did you count?
02:08:14
I counted
02:08:16
all those excitement.
02:08:17
I have kind of lost track myself.
02:08:19
He doesn't even know this is the 44 Magnum.
02:08:21
The most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off.
02:08:25
You get to ask yourself one question.
02:08:28
Do I feel lucky?
02:08:30
Well, do you think?
02:08:37
And we'll have to come back to, the rumble in the barrel.
02:08:40
The rifle.
02:08:41
See if he grabs the gun or not. Yeah.
02:08:43
There's no way he's going to be able to grab
02:08:44
that long barrel rifle, turn it around, get his hand on the trigger,
02:08:48
and then shoot
02:08:48
before a guy who already has his hand on the trigger of a pistol for it.
02:08:52
He's thinking that he's empty.
02:08:54
He's out.
02:08:55
Well, I still wouldn't take that chance.
02:08:59
So you played sports. Did you play?
02:09:00
We play basketball.
02:09:01
Did you play football in high school or.
02:09:03
I played football, but I didn't.
02:09:05
You were going a fight with a helmet on.
02:09:06
You ever punch somebody with a helmet? There's really no point.
02:09:09
Yeah, there's no point.
02:09:11
You're going to hurt you.
02:09:12
Hurt your hand way more than them, right?
02:09:14
No, I would not in a fight, like, with, you know, you fuck around with each other.
02:09:17
One kid, one dude just grabbed my.
02:09:19
Oh, we don't want those kind of stories smash into the locker.
02:09:22
And it was like, I just kind of, like, let him do it.
02:09:24
And I think he was doing it out of anger. But I just kind of.
02:09:29
Just.
02:09:31
We don't want to say why your friends in the locker room.
02:09:34
So he could be your friends, you know, just found a way
02:09:36
to talk to you against a lot.
02:09:37
You just tell me that you just,
02:09:38
you know, just threw me against the locker a couple times for fun.
02:09:41
And, like, I just kind of took it.
02:09:42
And that because it didn't hurt.
02:09:44
I just kind of was like, okay, whatever.
02:09:46
Like, get your aggression out.
02:09:48
And then, like, he was kind of done and I was like, all right, that was weird.
02:09:54
I don't think I'll ever
02:09:54
I was in pads like like literally he I think he knew that, like,
02:09:57
he could just do it because it wasn't going to hurt.
02:09:59
And it was just like, oh, okay.
02:10:00
Like, these are fucking steel lockers that are just going to flex
02:10:03
every time you fucking hit my helmet against them.
02:10:05
And my shit's really padded like a okay.
02:10:09
Whenever, whenever you get tired, buddy.
02:10:10
All right.
02:10:14
It was
02:10:14
it was a little bit dickish move on his part, I must say, but I just.
02:10:17
Whatever, dude, it wasn't a full out other man.
02:10:21
The locker room is definitely a dickish move.
02:10:23
That's an understatement.
02:10:25
Like you hungry?
02:10:26
Or you make your sandwich only for sandwiches.
02:10:29
What is it with your fix or fuck sandwiches?
02:10:31
Stupid fuck.
02:10:34
Just do it.
02:10:34
Suck each castle step
02:10:38
along the.
02:10:39
What are we doing here?
02:10:41
And more.
02:10:43
How much more than this?
02:10:45
How do you.
02:10:47
I did it my way.
02:10:51
How are you?
02:10:52
Yes. They're watching streams.
02:10:54
I'm sure you knew
02:10:57
when I bit off more.
02:11:00
Is that more read you?
02:11:01
Yeah. What?
02:11:02
I mean, was that necessary for them?
02:11:04
Let's get what I don't understand.
02:11:06
How you're supposed to eat this
02:11:08
loaded fries.
02:11:11
How are you supposed to eat the ribs?
02:11:14
What ribs? The bowl.
02:11:16
Yeah, it's a salad, dude.
02:11:18
I ended up
02:11:21
see? Look, it's got chives on top, so it's a salad now.
02:11:24
Okay, but how do you get to the ribs?
02:11:26
You got to like what? What if I just want a rib?
02:11:27
I got to, like, completely dismantle the entire.
02:11:30
I gotta eat the ribs last.
02:11:33
You don't even get to the ribs.
02:11:34
They're trying to kill people.
02:11:35
I swear to God, I'm New York eons.
02:11:38
They don't.
02:11:38
They don't have it all wrong over there when it comes abandoned fucking
02:11:42
horseshit.
02:11:42
Fucking meals for people.
02:11:45
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:11:48
I think you could just order ribs.
02:11:49
You don't have to order this, bowl of.
02:11:54
And it shouldn't be an option to be certain you're killing people.
02:11:59
Here's death.
02:11:59
Here you go.
02:12:00
The talk like, dude, if I was, like, getting married,
02:12:03
I was having a bachelor party, and, like, ten guys went into a restaurant.
02:12:07
Before we get a steak,
02:12:08
I would we would stop and get this just because of its craziness.
02:12:10
I wouldn't know where, where to even start, what to touch.
02:12:13
And so I just I just look at and go, what do you guys what do you mean?
02:12:16
It's right there.
02:12:17
It's literally screaming out, there's a little waffle
02:12:19
fry without anything on it right there.
02:12:21
And then you like, you share that everyone's shoving their hands in it,
02:12:24
it gets all messy and it just looks like it's just a pile of shit.
02:12:27
So the big ones, everybody can see one little piece from the little fucking.
02:12:31
You could grab a rib, right?
02:12:32
Soggy and shit, grab an edge of the bowl, and then everyone
02:12:36
try to cut a rib out of there, like, clean all the shit off of it.
02:12:38
You ever, like, eat in public? You grab a fucking little play.
02:12:41
I try not to center
02:12:42
a platter in a knife and fork, and you scoop what you want to eat.
02:12:45
You take it over in front of you.
02:12:47
Or if you're really intimate, you just dig in.
02:12:49
Yeah. What's the problem? Into men. Into what?
02:12:52
Into mince,
02:12:54
into men?
02:12:55
Into men's means what mince really?
02:12:59
Into men's
02:13:01
mince. Chocolate chip.
02:13:03
It's is same it.
02:13:05
Oh it looked good under the light.
02:13:07
But at the table it looks like shit.
02:13:11
That was a drastic change.
02:13:12
Dude. Look at that.
02:13:15
Yeah.
02:13:18
Nice little.
02:13:21
That's what it really looks like in the light.
02:13:23
Yeah. See there's plenty of shit you can grab there. Any.
02:13:25
Look he even gives you some kind of tongue stuff to serve it.
02:13:28
Whatever those sticks are that it was used to serve it.
02:13:34
I think the whole point of that is it's a rebel.
02:13:36
And you know what?
02:13:38
I'm also tired of these restaurants doing all this shareable.
02:13:41
It's got to be shareable.
02:13:42
No one's share in food.
02:13:44
And if you do, you want to share it and no one gets anything to eat.
02:13:47
They barely get a fucking bite.
02:13:49
Oh, these people want, you know,
02:13:53
where in the world is draw. You?
02:13:56
Well, it's good, cause they do together, like down the road.
02:14:02
Are you in here?
02:14:04
Same exact thing to tell the story.
02:14:08
Gets a truck like that, clears up where he's been.
02:14:11
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
02:14:16
Well, tell me where in the world is Richard Gordon?
02:14:21
Yo, general.
02:14:25
Are you in Corpus Christi?
02:14:27
Make an informed comment on that?
02:14:30
No, there is a clue on my can,
02:14:34
and it's called Kelly Squeeze.
02:14:38
And that is not where I am.
02:14:40
Yeah, that's so that right.
02:14:42
Check that off. Down 49 to go.
02:14:45
Did you.
02:14:46
You're not in a hotel. You're not in Michigan.
02:14:47
Do you stay in a hotel in the West?
02:14:50
I stay in hotels everywhere I go because, I mean, why,
02:14:52
where else am I going to sleep?
02:14:55
What's your time
02:14:56
frame that is it an hour or two hours away from where you drive?
02:14:59
What's my time frame?
02:15:00
Yeah.
02:15:00
What time frame do you insist on a hotel away from your home?
02:15:04
It depends. On what?
02:15:06
What? I can swing.
02:15:08
What's the the.
02:15:09
I'm sure they have it spelled out then. Right.
02:15:11
Is it two hours?
02:15:13
What do you mean?
02:15:14
If you're working in Battle Creek, do you fucking get a hotel?
02:15:17
Or do you come home? Or do you work more than one day?
02:15:19
Because I only usually do one job. Once the job's done, we leave.
02:15:22
I don't work for, like, several days at a time,
02:15:25
unless it's a large project.
02:15:27
If I'm tired.
02:15:28
If I'm tired, I have more than an obligation to stay.
02:15:32
And if I'm tired, they definitely want me to stay.
02:15:35
But if you know, so I can swing it.
02:15:38
They just want me to be safe.
02:15:39
But there is a certain hour edge that you probably don't want to go over.
02:15:43
Otherwise, that's what I'm asking you.
02:15:45
Just flags hierarchy kind of go.
02:15:47
It just seems to kind of go, why is he getting that many hours today?
02:15:51
And then they have to go, well, he did the job and then drove home
02:15:54
and they'll be like, well, how can we work?
02:15:56
You like 16 hours? Like that's a lot.
02:15:57
You know, that's ridiculous. Or you know,
02:16:00
you can't work eight hours
02:16:01
and then successfully drive eight hours home like that's, you know.
02:16:05
And where are you right now?
02:16:08
That would defeat the game.
02:16:10
Yeah. It's it's it's a shot.
02:16:11
There's nobody watching this.
02:16:13
There is
02:16:15
there is a city.
02:16:16
Pretty much every state has a city.
02:16:18
We're just going to go by the city
02:16:22
where everybody is local city, everybody.
02:16:24
Every state pretty much has a city named this.
02:16:27
So Springfield?
02:16:30
No. But close.
02:16:31
That's true though it's really close, actually.
02:16:35
Every funny every state has a Southfield.
02:16:39
Yeah. And I maybe I may be close to Springfield.
02:16:41
I may have driven past Atlanta to get here, but not Georgia.
02:16:46
So we can cross that one off the list.
02:16:48
So you drove. You didn't fly?
02:16:51
I don't know, did I?
02:16:52
Yeah. Where'd you get that? Where'd you get the idea that from?
02:16:55
You just made you drove.
02:16:56
Well, do they drop you off from the airport at, like, does
02:16:59
the plane drop you off at the hotel or so?
02:17:03
I don't mean to be a schmuck or whatever, but you're clearly there.
02:17:06
So Atlanta
02:17:09
is not between the airport I'm aware of and where I think the vicinity you live.
02:17:12
That's not possible. Well, I already told you it wasn't.
02:17:15
It is possible that you got off and drove past Atlanta.
02:17:18
But you're.
02:17:19
It's not possible I got off.
02:17:21
Why would you drive that far?
02:17:23
I didn't, I told you it wasn't Georgia a long time ago.
02:17:27
No, I mean, why would you drive fucking a
02:17:30
why would you drive past one city to get to the other city?
02:17:35
Is that where you are?
02:17:37
Correct.
02:17:38
That's brilliant.
02:17:40
I'm close enough to it.
02:17:41
I don't know how adjacent
02:17:44
Decatur.
02:17:45
But which Decatur is it?
02:17:50
What do you mean?
02:17:52
That pretty much every state, like almost every state, has a Decatur
02:17:56
for some reason.
02:17:57
Just like they have a Springfield for some reason.
02:18:03
I always love
02:18:03
the cities that are named after states like Michigan.
02:18:06
City is weird, but at least it has Michigan in the back end.
02:18:09
Like, you know, if you go to like,
02:18:12
I can't think of one specifically, but I'm sure there was like, you know,
02:18:15
Georgia, Oklahoma or, you know,
02:18:18
new, you know,
02:18:21
Louisiana, say one state, Maryland state.
02:18:23
Yeah. There you go. You got it.
02:18:25
If I can't get it, what if there's, like, a new Baltimore?
02:18:28
Michigan? How about that one, though?
02:18:30
That'd be crazy.
02:18:32
That'll be crazy, cause I get it, because there's a Baltimore, Maryland.
02:18:36
What if there was, like, I don't know, like a Washington, Michigan?
02:18:40
That'd be bizarre.
02:18:42
What if, like, there's so many of them listen to the show.
02:18:45
I already said it wasn't Georgia when I mentioned my Atlanta,
02:18:48
but I didn't pass my sign that said Atlanta.
02:18:49
And I just always joke in my head and go, oh, shit.
02:18:51
I went there only even if I'm by myself, I don't.
02:18:58
Michigan City is isn't Indiana, and there may be a reason
02:19:01
why I mentioned specifically Michigan City because why is that?
02:19:05
We're in.
02:19:06
I may or may not have driven past and or through it.
02:19:10
You didn't.
02:19:11
You only drove through Gary, which is where you should have said on this show.
02:19:15
I also drove through Gary to, I would like to drive right through fucking Gary.
02:19:18
Oh my God.
02:19:19
One thing, Mount Rushmore, because they are not ranked one through four.
02:19:23
It is just oh, there's not four.
02:19:26
So what are the Mount Rushmore fucking.
02:19:28
Just put Gary right in front of me.
02:19:30
And I could just just run my car right through them. That be fucking great.
02:19:33
Yeah, it's very fucking wise there.
02:19:35
He has holes. Much more up there, man.
02:19:38
What what what, Gary holes that would be on your Mount Rushmore.
02:19:41
You can't put them on the Mount Rushmore just because of how influential they are.
02:19:45
I want the mouth.
02:19:46
I want the ears.
02:19:49
You didn't even guess what fucking state
02:19:53
I did.
02:19:54
It's on the screen.
02:19:56
It is.
02:19:57
I was open, it was an accident.
02:20:00
I accidentally put something on the screen.
02:20:03
Well, you didn't officially guess so.
02:20:06
I didn't want to. I'm playing the game.
02:20:07
I'm waiting for Ryan to play. But thank you for drawing it out.
02:20:10
Well, you ruined it.
02:20:10
No, I, I ruined it because nobody is in Indiana.
02:20:15
Yeah, the game is for the audience, sir.
02:20:19
The game is for the audience member.
02:20:20
That's why I was not playing.
02:20:23
It's just a clue.
02:20:24
There's just a clue on the screen, that's all. He's listening to the show.
02:20:27
He's not watching Michigan City, isn't it?
02:20:28
Is. Indiana is in in is in Indiana
02:20:33
in Indy.
02:20:34
Indiana.
02:20:36
Michigan city only.
02:20:37
Indiana only in dumb places actually, like double up their names
02:20:41
like New York, New York.
02:20:43
Like, who thought of that?
02:20:46
Like Delaware. Delaware like what? Mr..
02:20:48
Your the Mr..
02:20:49
Whoever in Yorktown Michigan Michigan won that settled it probably
02:20:55
I guess they got Oklahoma city Oklahoma and it's like.
02:20:59
They say through a city on the back end.
02:21:01
Like I guess New York City.
02:21:03
New York is like how you're supposed to say it again.
02:21:07
And, well, you name a city,
02:21:12
for but
02:21:15
so, Dragon Warrior three,
02:21:18
now redubbed Dragon Quest three because they called them Dragon Quest in,
02:21:21
in Japan.
02:21:23
But, old Nintendo games is old regular Nintendo game
02:21:26
that they've just completely remade.
02:21:28
Every single they get, they've done.
02:21:30
They've bastardized the series of it by now.
02:21:32
They've remade them so many times, but, still kind of keep the classic style
02:21:36
top, top down role playing game from,
02:21:40
the 90s. But,
02:21:43
part of the game, you have to name a city and,
02:21:45
usually the cities are, you know, fags, burger, you know, the fart town or,
02:21:51
you know, should we go to Rumble for this?
02:21:54
I don't know why I'm not allowed to say fucking city.
02:21:57
No. I just wonder what the name is going to be if those are just some minor.
02:22:00
There's Flag city, Ohio, flag city or no, they call it fag flag city.
02:22:05
I forget what the actual city
02:22:07
Gary would know, but he is.
02:22:09
He's from Ohio, but, he's not here.
02:22:12
He quit because he's from Ohio.
02:22:15
Ohio? People do quit.
02:22:17
Yeah.
02:22:18
They suck.
02:22:19
I've got a great story about Ohio, but I don't want to cut in.
02:22:21
It's a perfect segue, but I'll wait.
02:22:23
No. I'm done. I was going to move on to something.
02:22:25
Oh, then holy shit.
02:22:27
See, you should know your cues better and just take them with me.
02:22:30
I should.
02:22:32
I appreciate your constructive.
02:22:33
Take it like a big fat cock.
02:22:34
I will take this. Take a look at the cock.
02:22:36
Cock under advisement.
02:22:38
Yeah. Big fat Blackrock.
02:22:40
Don't pay attention to her neck.
02:22:42
Listen to her speaking.
02:22:43
Oh my God. What is that telling her?
02:22:45
She looks like the fucking part of the the building in the background.
02:22:49
She's trying to blend in.
02:22:51
Okay.
02:22:52
Four year old son
02:22:53
was just indicted by a grand jury on charges of aggravated murder.
02:22:57
Charge against acts of violence, newly released melting footage shot.
02:23:01
Well, it starts. You can.
02:23:03
If you watch it long enough, it actually starts moving like I didn't.
02:23:05
I didn't even face flap or lip sync, but it starts looking like it's talking
02:23:09
because the muscles.
02:23:10
She talks again.
02:23:12
She's trying to blend in with the background here.
02:23:13
This isn't a green screen.
02:23:15
Some there's a newscaster, large lady, and every time she talks,
02:23:19
the pressure makes it.
02:23:20
She blows up like one of those frogs.
02:23:21
And then I can take her.
02:23:23
Once I started noticing that I cannot
02:23:25
listen to what the fuck she says in the morning.
02:23:26
And I had to find a new channel to light the weather.
02:23:29
Mental state, which law enforcement officials describe as a state of, quote,
02:23:33
spiritual delusion.
02:23:34
She's like smoking.
02:23:35
Oh, you know what it
02:23:36
is that chick from Beetlejuice that smokes out of her fucking neck, it looks like.
02:23:40
Yeah, right.
02:23:41
Just wanted to give you, like, there's a badge right in the center.
02:23:43
This part is cool. She says.
02:23:46
I'm sorry.
02:23:46
I just wanted to give you that heads up on camera footage.
02:23:50
It is difficult to watch.
02:23:51
We just wanted to give you that heads up.
02:23:53
So if you don't believe in God or you've killed your children,
02:23:59
or you even have children or love anyone,
02:24:01
or even a human being, this might be sensitive to you.
02:24:03
So please do not watch.
02:24:05
Do not watch any of the show if you can help it.
02:24:07
Annabelle Childers has the details
02:24:09
and about filming.
02:24:12
She gave it to God.
02:24:13
Yes. She, What do you mean by she is Amish?
02:24:17
Oh, okay. Sweet.
02:24:19
What they tell all horrible editing with the with the fucking cicadas and shit.
02:24:23
But the first thing that she said.
02:24:25
Yeah, they should have,
02:24:26
they should have put some something out noise cancellation on there.
02:24:28
Well.
02:24:29
Or have obviously they were filming before this,
02:24:31
but she literally said yes, I gave them to God.
02:24:34
Let's let's back that up.
02:24:36
Gave who the guys for sure.
02:24:39
It isn't them that we don't know.
02:24:41
We don't know yet.
02:24:42
This is all we hear is okay, okay, okay.
02:24:44
Yeah,
02:24:45
I gave him.
02:24:46
She gave him to God. Yes.
02:24:49
Holy you by this body camera fucking conversation between sheriff's
02:24:53
deputies and 40 year old Ruth Miller on the morning of August.
02:24:57
Oh, Ruth, according to the Tuscarawas.
02:24:59
Ruth, it's a very biblical.
02:25:01
Deputies rush to the Atwood Marina after witnesses
02:25:04
reported seeing Ruth Miller.
02:25:07
Ruth Miller what
02:25:10
pushed her go?
02:25:11
A push, a wheelchair drive, a golf cart carrying her?
02:25:15
I was going to say into the lady some sweet ass rims on that golf cart.
02:25:19
She drove the golf cart. Go back. Wait, what?
02:25:21
Where does she get the golf cart from?
02:25:23
She's an Amish.
02:25:25
Are you sure she's not a Mennonite?
02:25:26
She's Amish,
02:25:28
she's Amish.
02:25:29
I'm a she's Ruth Miller drive a golf cart carrying her.
02:25:33
Three teenagers aren't allowed to drive.
02:25:35
The teenagers got her, but the Mennonites and rescued.
02:25:38
Pulled. Yeah, of course they got out safely.
02:25:40
There was a fucking golf cart.
02:25:41
It was open there. This was just.
02:25:43
They just swam right back.
02:25:45
They just grabbed them off. The dock was missing.
02:25:47
Hold on.
02:25:47
Go back.
02:25:51
Horses.
02:25:52
Just enjoy.
02:25:53
Look, this is.
02:25:55
It's just that, though.
02:25:56
There were three kids, there was a four year old.
02:25:58
The teenagers got out safely.
02:25:59
The four year old did not.
02:26:01
Here's it.
02:26:02
But my fingers. The.
02:26:03
This is the dock and my fingers the the blue.
02:26:08
And then it dries and it just falls into the water.
02:26:10
And it's literally right here.
02:26:11
And they just went, oh, just grab onto the crawling back onto the dock.
02:26:15
Right. Oh my gosh. Four year old the four year old died.
02:26:18
Why couldn't swim I guess the kids they must be.
02:26:21
I mean, think about it.
02:26:22
The tires still floating.
02:26:24
He couldn't have grabbed under the tire.
02:26:26
The four year old.
02:26:27
Are they buoyant?
02:26:29
I, I, I never used that one yet.
02:26:32
So I, you know, I was like, hey, let's go throw the kid in the.
02:26:36
Are they charging you?
02:26:38
One of mine can't tread water.
02:26:40
What what was the demographic?
02:26:42
The teenagers got out safely and rescuers pulled Miller out of the water.
02:26:46
But when deputies spoke with her,
02:26:48
they quickly realized this was more than an isolated incident.
02:26:52
Yes, because the missing.
02:26:53
And this is what Ruth said about her when she was young.
02:26:57
I went in the lake and I gave them to the.
02:27:01
And people are going now he's talking about not just talking about her husband.
02:27:04
He is real and he loves you.
02:27:06
Where's your husband? Did you catch that?
02:27:09
So this is we're doing this for Mrs.
02:27:11
Gary. We are. We're witnessing for the Lord.
02:27:13
Why did.
02:27:14
What did they cut out?
02:27:15
She run, reached and grabbed the cop's arm where they caught.
02:27:18
After that, if I was, I would have fucking smacked her arm.
02:27:20
Or if I was that cop. No. And put it behind her.
02:27:22
But that wasn't that wasn't her doing that.
02:27:24
You got to listen real close.
02:27:26
Gun people are going to tell me I am crazy, but he is real and he loves you.
02:27:32
Where's your husband?
02:27:33
I want to smack that fucking hand away as quick as she fucking could.
02:27:37
Yeah, probably through the ground.
02:27:38
Fucking picked her back up. They did not let you there. Like.
02:27:41
Oh yeah. They only cut that out for the white people.
02:27:43
You never even saw her actually touch the cop.
02:27:45
They cut right at that. And he loves you. Where's your husband?
02:27:49
He's this one.
02:27:50
She's dirty all of a sudden and you don't see anything.
02:27:54
Her hair is all disheveled and his beard is slowly drove his golf cart.
02:27:59
He she she to be like, look, I'm Amish.
02:28:02
I don't know how to drive a golf cart. They put me behind the wheel.
02:28:04
This thing.
02:28:05
I don't know what the fuck to do that I'm, like,
02:28:07
looking for the fucking reins and, like, it's like,
02:28:09
all of a sudden the thing takes off when I put my foot down.
02:28:12
Couldn't control it, drove it right off that damn dock.
02:28:14
And just like we.
02:28:15
None of us know how to swim.
02:28:16
Because, like, we don't, we're Amish.
02:28:18
Like, when do we get a chance to, like, boat and stuff?
02:28:20
You know what I mean? Like what? This is all rich white people. Shit
02:28:24
for a walk.
02:28:25
That should have been her excuse. Yeah.
02:28:27
I never come back.
02:28:29
And we went to the boat and his clothes were there.
02:28:32
And God told me he's in the lake.
02:28:34
You took his clothes off.
02:28:36
Deputies. You're. That a fish? Swallow them.
02:28:38
I see this fish in the lake and the fish swallowed its.
02:28:42
Ruth and Jonah kept pushing for more information.
02:28:46
We in there by your husband?
02:28:47
It's just some shit in the background. Probably. Right.
02:28:50
Oh, okay.
02:28:51
Okay. Well, he's actually just take him.
02:28:54
Go out in the bottom of the lake.
02:28:56
Why? Can't go.
02:28:57
And what's it like?
02:28:57
The crew in pants.
02:28:59
We're like the individuals behind the cop.
02:29:01
They're. They're in the same ghetto.
02:29:03
And you're saying the best ones there because this is.
02:29:06
This is a miracle. That's what they're are.
02:29:08
See that night?
02:29:09
This is a miracle. What?
02:29:10
She thinks she's going to come back from
02:29:12
God next morning was husband's body was found right here.
02:29:16
Your reason for mental health.
02:29:18
They did this because it's it's a fucking one of those.
02:29:21
The sheriff says Ruth is
02:29:24
inflatable airbags community and the mental crisis.
02:29:27
Well, he was.
02:29:27
Yeah, they probably used the hook in what officials called a big natural delusion.
02:29:32
Friday morning, they indicted her on seven charges, one count of aggravated murder.
02:29:37
Well, that was never going to actually bite
02:29:39
down on the base assault in the death of her son.
02:29:42
Miller was also indicted on one count of child endangerment
02:29:45
and three counts of domestic violence for crashing the golf cart in Atwood Lake.
02:29:49
In this fight over here now!
02:29:51
Miller is set to appear in court Monday afternoon for an arraignment.
02:29:55
The murder charges she's facing, so she purposely crashed the golf cart.
02:29:59
Why wasn't she?
02:30:00
Or what did she do?
02:30:01
Like a tissue goes right? It.
02:30:04
She put a brake on the gas pedal.
02:30:05
And I think this was long after.
02:30:08
I think it was long after she was able to dry off and get a change of clothes or,
02:30:14
you know, is a miracle.
02:30:15
I've got questions.
02:30:16
She came out completely dry.
02:30:19
She came all right.
02:30:23
She was married.
02:30:24
She was about to draw.
02:30:25
I always jibber you and your man make.
02:30:29
So, we have that CEO situation with the kiss cam, right?
02:30:34
Yeah. Love it.
02:30:36
I just yeah.
02:30:37
This just for the follow up, September 6th.
02:30:39
So, because I was just curious on what was going on with the, so her,
02:30:43
the chick officially filed for divorce,
02:30:47
from her second husband.
02:30:49
Wait, what? The chick?
02:30:50
Oh. Hit her. I'm like. She.
02:30:54
Yeah, the wife of the dude.
02:30:57
The wife of the dude.
02:30:59
So that. Yeah.
02:31:02
It's like she like,
02:31:03
she's a good looking gal.
02:31:07
But I don't think I can care for the kids.
02:31:09
And I don't think the kids can fucking.
02:31:11
That's some hell of a wallpaper stare.
02:31:13
So you're you're you're you're mistaking the whole situation.
02:31:16
It's not an either or situation.
02:31:18
The way he had it, it was both.
02:31:21
You want to both?
02:31:23
Yeah. I would say his his wife is her way.
02:31:26
They look at the same scene.
02:31:27
Very similar. Yeah. Right.
02:31:28
That's not. That was the same.
02:31:30
Oh excellent.
02:31:31
Here's Kristen filed for divorce for her second husband. Yeah.
02:31:33
So this is her.
02:31:35
And then this is the.
02:31:36
Are we sure that this isn't the wife?
02:31:37
He definitely this type.
02:31:39
Yeah.
02:31:39
Wouldn't that be funny that she's you to everyone, right.
02:31:45
That's probably why you like they're like, if anything, he'd be like, look,
02:31:47
she looks exactly like you. Like, can you blame me?
02:31:50
You can't you tell I love you?
02:31:51
I just don't like your personality.
02:31:53
You don't mean like a.
02:31:57
I like the way you look.
02:31:57
You just. Personality sucks that.
02:32:01
Yeah.
02:32:01
So then, you know, we went through the whole deal.
02:32:03
Those scandals going on, it's still going on, but, there's been,
02:32:08
a whole bunch of,
02:32:10
really mishaps, mishaps when it comes to audience and fan.
02:32:14
And we were already we already watched a couple,
02:32:17
and I just have nothing.
02:32:18
But then and,
02:32:23
Yeah.
02:32:24
Player yeah, I forgot that's our, that's our title.
02:32:27
Yeah, yeah I forgot.
02:32:29
Yeah.
02:32:31
So, I don't know if you saw, the hat scandal.
02:32:35
She's a great.
02:32:38
Yeah.
02:32:39
A Polish millionaire is speaking out today.
02:32:42
I don't know why you have to. To be Polish.
02:32:44
Stealing a hat from a child at the US.
02:32:47
Just trying to paint a picture. What?
02:32:49
Why do you hate everyone?
02:32:50
We watch this shit.
02:32:55
Yikes.
02:32:56
You snooze, you lose.
02:32:57
Bitch. What, am I supposed to feel sorry for you?
02:32:59
Because your hand is smaller and you're slower.
02:33:01
He's all you did.
02:33:02
He's not even looking what he's doing.
02:33:04
He takes his hat off.
02:33:05
Oh, he was kind of handing it to that kid, though.
02:33:09
And the kid was
02:33:10
even paying attention with a new designer.
02:33:14
I mean, it's completely professional.
02:33:17
His job is to get as much as he can.
02:33:19
Yikes. This happened after.
02:33:21
Is there a problem here?
02:33:22
What's the problem here, Michel?
02:33:24
The problem is, guys, if the guy signing
02:33:27
does that for the kid, it it ends everything.
02:33:29
Oh, no.
02:33:30
Decent human being is going to be like.
02:33:32
Oh, well, now I'm. I'm sorry.
02:33:35
Yeah.
02:33:35
I don't blame a guy.
02:33:36
Does not say anything other than he just doesn't realize this happened.
02:33:39
The kid is young now. Hey, he just took it to me.
02:33:42
Look, he's yelling at him. He's still being ignored.
02:33:44
I think the guy wants nothing to do with it.
02:33:45
He's like, yeah, this happens all the time.
02:33:47
Fans fight over shit that we give them. What are you going to do?
02:33:49
You know, I'm just going to walk away. Fuck this shit
02:33:52
like a hat.
02:33:53
That's this Louis hat and autographs that are worth nothing.
02:33:56
You know, these little
02:33:58
five bucks? $7.
02:34:00
Say this guy wins the U.S. open?
02:34:01
I don't know, 30, $30. Like it's not great.
02:34:04
No, it's.
02:34:05
It means more life changing money.
02:34:07
People think that this shit's going to be worth stuff.
02:34:09
I fucking hate people that think that the.
02:34:11
Oh, it's a collector's item. It'll be worth something.
02:34:13
Yeah, it'll be twice what you paid for it.
02:34:15
You paid 60 bucks for it.
02:34:16
You'll get 80 for it or 120.
02:34:18
This is obviously life changing money.
02:34:21
Like they're he's not like
02:34:24
he's not collector.
02:34:25
He's going to throw it on his pile when he gets back to his mansion.
02:34:27
And oh, he's not even a collector dude. He's going to sell it.
02:34:30
He's got a ball on one hand and something on the other.
02:34:31
His job is to get his money. I don't know if that's even.
02:34:33
I don't know if that hat was even signed because the dude's already wearing it.
02:34:36
Unless, like, he signed in the hat.
02:34:38
And it wasn't to apologize.
02:34:41
I mean, I got no problems with it.
02:34:44
I should have done it. No big deal.
02:34:47
I don't I'm kind of confused
02:34:48
because he's like, signing and he decides to just hand it.
02:34:51
I don't think he's even paying attention.
02:34:52
He's just handing out whatever to anybody.
02:34:55
He sure is. But after he.
02:34:58
All right, can you pause it right there? Yeah.
02:34:59
So was it ever in the kid's hand?
02:35:02
No, no, no.
02:35:03
You know, I'm not like Mr.
02:35:04
Lawyer and should obviously the kid should end up with the hat.
02:35:07
I've been in many situations where I caught a t shirt or I caught something.
02:35:12
I'm with my wife because my kids are all grown.
02:35:15
If there's any kid, it's like, oh, man.
02:35:17
And I would wait a second
02:35:18
because I don't want the other kids to, like, even be upset.
02:35:21
I'll wait a second. I'll tap. Right? Yeah. The other kids.
02:35:23
Meaning like you and the other kids.
02:35:26
No, no, dude, it's I don't care.
02:35:28
I don't want to know.
02:35:29
This is literally like. Right.
02:35:30
So this is this is a child.
02:35:33
This looks like a child's hand.
02:35:35
This is a child.
02:35:36
This is a child, child, child, child adult sitting down.
02:35:41
And then you have this grown child right here.
02:35:44
He's not a grown child.
02:35:45
He's a guy that works for somebody whose job is to get as much memorabilia
02:35:49
as he can.
02:35:49
He works for one of those stores, you know that.
02:35:51
That's all they do.
02:35:52
And listen, it's the guy handing out.
02:35:56
He's like, he should have a rule.
02:35:57
Do not hand out shit to adults unless there are no kids.
02:36:01
Solve the problem.
02:36:02
You guys hanging out there?
02:36:03
Do you want a sniper so heavy handed out?
02:36:06
So who care?
02:36:06
Like, let's look at empathy from the tall kid.
02:36:08
The tall kid is really a retarded kid.
02:36:10
He's a three year old stuck in a 30 year old body.
02:36:12
He loves golf. He loves this golfer.
02:36:14
He can never get a chance.
02:36:16
Because those damn kids.
02:36:17
Was it tennis? There was a goal.
02:36:19
Yeah, there's tennis balls everywhere.
02:36:20
That's my bad. There's tennis.
02:36:22
So for this tennis player, which is even more gay,
02:36:24
but this is his tennis player regardless.
02:36:25
And he all these damn kids, he can never get a hat or a ball.
02:36:28
So this is his only chance.
02:36:29
Did you think of that?
02:36:31
I don't think that hat sign.
02:36:33
So how are you going to say that other than showing someone this video
02:36:37
like, that's pretty cool.
02:36:38
Would you rather have a hat worn or a handsome.
02:36:43
Signed.
02:36:44
Because I don't want some guy's sweat when, tennis star cameo.
02:36:47
What if it's a really famous you when he took you?
02:36:52
Can't you take a sweat and make a baby of me on my shirt?
02:36:54
Off his hat to is their DNA in his sweat?
02:36:57
You could create a new one.
02:37:02
I think that's possible.
02:37:03
Last time I checked, you could clone a person from their hat.
02:37:07
You check.
02:37:08
You check that?
02:37:10
I think I've checked that.
02:37:13
So we got a couple of things that have to wait for Rumble.
02:37:16
I've got a chicken grease attack in the hood.
02:37:19
Oh, you can only imagine the language.
02:37:21
The language is appropriate.
02:37:23
We could do. Oh, I'm looking up right now.
02:37:25
Camille. My shag. Oh, that had.
02:37:28
And what's it worth?
02:37:30
I probably didn't smell it. Spell it right.
02:37:33
Let me, dump that in a Google and have it correct,
02:37:35
because for some reason, TV has is non auto correction.
02:37:44
Let me type in tennis because I totally spell it right
02:37:46
A grass hats for sale 300 bucks.
02:37:50
No I buy it. Who cares.
02:37:53
A tennis player I mean who cares?
02:37:55
That has everything to do with it.
02:37:57
Because this one out of he's out handing out a Babe Ruth sign hat.
02:38:01
He's handing out my famous tennis player.
02:38:03
It's 359 99.
02:38:05
That's all.
02:38:05
My point was, they're all cheaper than that. Roger.
02:38:08
I'm sorry, Roger Federer. Two grand
02:38:11
Coco Gauff.
02:38:12
There you go. 199
02:38:14
Rafael Nadal. What's the name again?
02:38:17
Close enough. What was the meal? My shack.
02:38:20
Camille, which is spelled Camelia.
02:38:22
It's not like camellia.
02:38:23
And then my shack is exactly how it said.
02:38:26
And it's literally there is not a single Camille.
02:38:28
My shack hat on eBay that either tells you that it's so fucking rare
02:38:33
that that hat must be worth billions, or no one fucking cares about this guy.
02:38:37
That's what it is.
02:38:38
The second one is my boat.
02:38:40
So the kid doesn't realize that
02:38:42
the adult does, and I just, I don't I don't get it.
02:38:45
These grown adults, you get what doing?
02:38:50
What are you throwing Gary up here for?
02:38:53
Who are you doing, Gary?
02:38:54
I don't know what I was thinking.
02:38:56
You don't know? So
02:38:59
we have this.
02:39:00
That happened, earlier this week.
02:39:02
When was this from the September 2nd.
02:39:05
Actually, this is what I actually thought. Just so I thought you were showing.
02:39:08
I was confused when it wasn't.
02:39:09
It comes in. Okay, so fighting over the ball.
02:39:12
Come on. No, wait. No. Is this the one?
02:39:13
This is the one where he gives it to the kid fighting over the ball.
02:39:16
Come on now, wait a second.
02:39:18
Give it to a kid.
02:39:21
But right now, this is an older man.
02:39:23
And the guy with the beard
02:39:26
is that Ryan?
02:39:28
He's so having a guy in school.
02:39:30
I think it's baseball. He.
02:39:32
He used probably foul ball.
02:39:35
You get the baseball.
02:39:37
What the fuck is wrong with these fucking grown adults?
02:39:39
It's a fucking baseball. It's worth absolutely nothing.
02:39:42
Are you retarded?
02:39:43
You're going to fight another man over a fucking stupid baseball means nothing.
02:39:48
Go buy one at the fucking gift store.
02:39:50
I'll buy you one.
02:39:51
But it was a loser.
02:39:53
There's a an American collection thing, but you actually got a ball
02:39:56
that was in a game.
02:39:57
There's something special about that.
02:39:59
Even though they take that ball, give it to a fucking child immediately.
02:40:04
He is. He did. We did.
02:40:06
He just obviously Arrested Development.
02:40:10
Where do you see the woman that I had
02:40:12
with a broken brain at the fucking city Council? Dude. That's.
02:40:14
Well, so that way it's not his fault.
02:40:17
It's not his fault.
02:40:19
This happened September 7th.
02:40:22
This one's even worse.
02:40:24
Because this lady is flipping off this guy right.
02:40:27
Where's the video?
02:40:28
Here's the video.
02:40:29
Wait, this is the one I think this is.
02:40:31
Yeah.
02:40:33
She's more mad because the kid didn't get the ball.
02:40:35
Not even related to the kid, right?
02:40:37
Oh, that's what the problem was.
02:40:39
Yeah. You can't get a shit.
02:40:42
Yeah, you tell her.
02:40:43
Whoa!
02:40:47
Oh, shit.
02:40:50
She took it from the new king.
02:40:52
Yeah.
02:40:53
Oh, yeah.
02:40:54
You tell her.
02:40:55
Whoa, wait. She took it.
02:40:58
Hey, you want to try?
02:40:59
I'm starting to see this guy.
02:41:00
Just shut the fuck up.
02:41:05
So there's somebody in the blue is talking to her?
02:41:08
Yeah, you there? Oh, in the air.
02:41:09
And then she gets.
02:41:11
Yeah. This is different than I thought.
02:41:13
The guy was in red, but maybe I'm mistaken.
02:41:18
No. That's him.
02:41:19
She took it from him.
02:41:20
You can go.
02:41:21
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot.
02:41:24
That's I forgot.
02:41:25
There's got to be. Don't know.
02:41:27
I thought there was more angles of this shit.
02:41:29
I do.
02:41:31
You freak out the clerk because they dared to say hello Kitty.
02:41:36
Rage quit when the answer is that to go
02:41:40
anywhere in the world is.
02:41:44
Moderator Dr.
02:41:45
Drew, your drawing? Your.
02:41:48
Yeah, well,
02:41:50
I'm sure everybody has liked the video or dislike the video that is watching.
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We appreciate that.
02:41:57
You know they haven't, but they should they should like subscribe
02:42:00
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02:42:04
That might mean something I don't know.
02:42:06
We're trying to get to 100 eventually.
02:42:07
We just got to subscribe.
02:42:09
So creeping up there, no comment.
02:42:11
That's because there's no clips.
02:42:12
Clips create the comments.
02:42:14
Yeah.
02:42:15
And I don't just have the willpower or the resource to do the clips for you.
02:42:18
I thought they did it on its own.
02:42:20
Oh, I just will post on it on its own.
02:42:23
I just said they do what they need.
02:42:24
My money I don't have. That's the resource.
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All right, we'll get this.
02:42:27
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Well, thank you all for being with us this watermark.
02:42:34
But they only last for like, three hours.
02:42:36
I just don't have time.
02:42:38
It's the fourth inning.
02:42:39
This whole run heads your way.
02:42:40
What's going through your mind?
02:42:42
When you get the ball, you get to share it with your son.
02:42:45
Kind of what happened in that moment?
02:42:46
I'm hoping that they show someone come up from behind like that.
02:42:49
Clips here.
02:42:50
Yeah.
02:42:51
Very exciting to have the ball even head towards us, let alone.
02:42:56
Yeah, it doesn't happen very often a baseball seat.
02:42:58
Yeah. Perfect. Ten feet to my right.
02:43:00
That was it was very exciting walking that way as the ball was in the air,
02:43:03
thinking that I might be able to get a ball for him on his birthday week.
02:43:08
I think he's
02:43:10
a this is this is what your decision to everything that happened there.
02:43:15
You know, I was very, very happy because when we got the first homerun
02:43:19
we ever caught don't kill, don't expect and got the ball.
02:43:23
Let them say this
02:43:26
doesn't feel what it suddenly.
02:43:29
But if you just put that on your.
02:43:31
Was that like for you to not talk
02:43:34
until somebody tells them what to say?
02:43:37
First, very happy that we had to give the ball to her,
02:43:40
but to get her to go away.
02:43:42
But at the end, it was really, really fun meeting later.
02:43:47
Oh, okay. Let's talk about this.
02:43:49
So you then you're invited to meet Harrison Vader, Darth Vader, whole thing
02:43:52
just kind of turns around and then you have this magical experience.
02:43:55
Can you tell us what that was like when you got to meet him?
02:43:58
He touched my leg.
02:44:00
I had never really been that excited before.
02:44:05
What did he say to you?
02:44:08
Dude, I've seen, like,
02:44:09
some of your balls shaking and start crying and shaking.
02:44:13
When they said that he was going to sign the back for me.
02:44:16
Somebody.
02:44:16
They so cool.
02:44:17
Avery, what do you think
02:44:18
when you're watching this whole thing go down with your family?
02:44:22
I was just thinking, why is she freaking stupid?
02:44:26
It's no way to go through life.
02:44:27
So that's what she was already got.
02:44:30
The mom and my dad had already.
02:44:33
The ball turned out to be a good thing.
02:44:35
And that the Phillies and Marlins took care of it.
02:44:36
And this man that sounded like a woman came in.
02:44:40
You wanted this to be a teaching moment for your record.
02:44:43
Talked and sounded just like a woman. And then she took the ball.
02:44:47
And then my dad said a bunch of stuff that she.
02:44:49
He told me that I shouldn't ever repeat.
02:44:53
Wait, look at how scared.
02:44:54
Look at how he jiggle it.
02:44:55
His initial reaction, I think he, like, knew
02:44:58
what is like almost punched his kid in the face.
02:45:00
He it's a fake reaction.
02:45:02
I think he's like trying to pretend like, oh, I didn't do it wrong.
02:45:07
Dude, it makes me think the whole thing is fake.
02:45:09
Now what the fuck was that? He
02:45:12
oh my God, a stranger touched me.
02:45:13
He's like jiggle. He like shook.
02:45:16
Was he trembling in fear again?
02:45:18
He's probably like this man.
02:45:20
This man came over in a hoodie, but sounds like a woman.
02:45:23
Why is this man talk to me like this before?
02:45:26
Because I've been to a few baseball games over the past few years,
02:45:28
and it's like the ball goes in and you have these grown men
02:45:31
that are, like, chasing after the ball, and it's like,
02:45:33
oh, they better be chasing after it to give to a child.
02:45:35
And it's like, no,
02:45:36
they will take it from people that have children that are trying to get the ball
02:45:39
for the their children, and they'll run back to their seat.
02:45:42
And they always have to look at it. They won't.
02:45:43
You need to have the little smile on their face like a real ball.
02:45:47
It's a real baseball.
02:45:49
Like you can't just fucking buy one, you fucking loser.
02:45:57
Yeah.
02:45:59
How many balls do you have?
02:46:00
None.
02:46:02
I got to fuck off.
02:46:05
Is that a setup?
02:46:06
You send me a
02:46:08
a teaching moment for families everywhere.
02:46:10
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you hope your family.
02:46:13
But also everyone takes from this,
02:46:15
Mary Tyler women so that you can catch the ball before
02:46:18
somebody else does
02:46:19
the other interviews and told them also, you know, that could have gone
02:46:22
two different ways. And good genes matter.
02:46:25
That's natural. It goes both ways.
02:46:27
You know, a family outing and
02:46:31
it had to go the way it did.
02:46:33
You got to move her to leave us alone and players
02:46:35
and that almost always happens due to a certain way to get rid of the ball.
02:46:39
If they're on camera, the ball gets taken away.
02:46:41
The fucking organization will make sure you meet a player and get a ball.
02:46:44
They want you to be really nice.
02:46:46
There's one incident like happens that to to that kid to that age.
02:46:49
He is a lifelong fan.
02:46:51
See they're still playing victimhood when they should just go, yeah, this is great.
02:46:54
We got to meet the players.
02:46:55
Like, this is so cool.
02:46:56
Like we can we can't thank that woman enough for
02:46:58
for taking the ball because we got to have a name.
02:47:01
Right.
02:47:02
The fact that he's being such a downer is,
02:47:05
like, terrible for his children right now too.
02:47:07
Like they oh, it's a teachable moment.
02:47:09
But you're be like being like,
02:47:10
they're going to have the most minor thing happen to them
02:47:12
and they're still going to like, sulk over it.
02:47:14
And even though it'll be a good thing, like,
02:47:16
this is what you're teaching them to be a mentally unstable fuck like you.
02:47:20
That's probably why you did a weird thing.
02:47:22
You pre. What was that?
02:47:25
Just be a man and say, look, I'm giving it to the kid.
02:47:26
You have a kid, are you going to give it to them?
02:47:28
Are you going to give the ball to a kid?
02:47:30
Yes. Then you can have it back.
02:47:31
No, my kids fucking getting it.
02:47:34
Listen, timid Ben Affleck needs to know
02:47:36
that you need to act very brave in front of your fucking children.
02:47:41
Shaking like that
02:47:42
when a woman touches you is the exact
02:47:46
answer.
02:47:47
If it was a man about done.
02:47:49
And that woman needs to know that the only thing when you do you
02:47:52
is always a big fan.
02:47:54
When you get your face into somebody that close, can you can
02:47:58
you get to the point where she confronted him?
02:48:01
This is a woman.
02:48:02
Yeah. Right.
02:48:03
Well, at right after the shake, where he's not, that was his problem.
02:48:07
Where she became the aggressor.
02:48:08
Very close that to God damn it. Later.
02:48:11
It doesn't matter that she. Okay, let's.
02:48:14
That's a different angle.
02:48:15
They don't really show it.
02:48:17
I know it's never okay to hit a woman.
02:48:19
Obviously,
02:48:21
but that's a woman who is taking advantage of society.
02:48:24
If a man got in another man's face
02:48:26
like that, he's risking getting punched in that face.
02:48:29
She knew full well that society is.
02:48:31
There's no way she could have any repercussions.
02:48:34
That's.
02:48:35
Well, that's kind of what remember the story
02:48:37
about the the the people like Costco that I was berating in line.
02:48:41
And the lady came up to me after, like, we went through the line and she wanted
02:48:44
to, like, talk to me about it.
02:48:44
So I went to her, but she, like, came up to me.
02:48:46
She was like three feet from me, like approaching me.
02:48:48
And she kept coming and I'm like, am I going to have to fucking like,
02:48:51
take this lady out if she keeps approaching me because I like to?
02:48:54
I told her, I go like I'm done, leave me alone.
02:48:56
I go walk away. I go, go away.
02:48:58
She was done, I go, we've already, I go, I've already said my peace.
02:49:01
Walk away, go away. Why are you here?
02:49:04
And I got some news for a man.
02:49:06
Because if you do. If you did protect yourself and she.
02:49:08
You don't know what she's going to do. She could have done anything.
02:49:10
Yeah, she's approached me after the fact.
02:49:12
You know, I fucked.
02:49:14
If you defend yourself against a woman, you're fucked.
02:49:16
But she was also black too.
02:49:17
So double fucked.
02:49:23
I don't know what this is showcasing.
02:49:25
Quite unique, you see, is filled with fascinating prizes.
02:49:29
Making their debut today, right?
02:49:32
We've never shown you this most unique communication, this event
02:49:36
expansion telephone.
02:49:41
And innovative.
02:49:42
And that didn't stop there in the house.
02:49:44
That seems unnecessary.
02:49:46
Getting a close look at you.
02:49:49
Practical use works like an ordinary phone.
02:49:55
So it's funny about.
02:49:56
Not that I'm like asking for anything, but, go back to that story really quick.
02:50:00
No one, no one knows.
02:50:02
No one knows who that lady is. Like.
02:50:04
Sure, her like, footprint is like zero.
02:50:07
Like no one has.
02:50:08
Like she has not been docs not saying anyone should Doc's
02:50:11
or she can just go fuck or something, but don't Doc's people.
02:50:13
It's just weird that like, no one has come out to say, oh, I know her.
02:50:18
It's really odd.
02:50:19
It's like she doesn't exist in any world.
02:50:22
Do you got any deer flags before we go
02:50:24
to over to you or offer you to.
02:50:26
No, but this might not be a YouTube appropriate, but if it isn't, oh, well.
02:50:30
But, one last baseball game, Dave.
02:50:32
Out on one last baseball game.
02:50:37
Oh. Good thing.
02:50:39
Good thing that wasn't shown because my email address is up, but okay, I knew it.
02:50:43
That's why I did it for one of them too.
02:50:45
Well, it's it is timing so choppy.
02:50:48
It's a it's it.
02:50:49
Yeah.
02:50:52
For the folks at home, I,
02:50:54
I on behalf of Chris Carey,
02:50:57
I will apologize.
02:51:01
You are wait for Chris.
02:51:03
Let me tell you. What did he say
02:51:05
on behalf of Chris Carey, I will apologize.
02:51:11
I mean, that dude together was nothing wrong, I know.
02:51:13
Right?
02:51:14
The only thing one show on TV. Oh.
02:51:25
Did I say anything more about it?
02:51:27
Or they just be silent about it
02:51:28
because they're afraid of any backlash, so they just
02:51:32
lay out?
02:51:32
They're probably all laughing with their mics off right now.
02:51:37
They're probably riffing on it
02:51:38
with their mics off.
02:51:42
And they're like, why do I get in trouble?
02:51:43
I mean, for a baseball game, they could have said he fucking stole.
02:51:46
Second, he skipped first base.
02:51:48
I mean, yeah, it doesn't matter.
02:51:50
You're making a joke about it that's know that's sexual harassment, you know?
02:51:53
Oh my God, these touches groping a woman like she okay with it.
02:51:56
Like a even if it's if it's even if it's his wife.
02:51:59
Did he ask permission first?
02:52:00
This is what men think. Oh, there's some
02:52:03
you know, the conversation.
02:52:07
No, I don't know,
02:52:11
because they were breasts.
02:52:15
That a dog
02:52:17
put sitting there is a dog and shut down.
02:52:21
And that's a zazie.
02:52:22
A pile of leaves that's chicharrones on the rocks.
02:52:27
And this one saved a traveler.
02:52:29
Trees.
02:52:30
This handsome dude has got a rears.
02:52:33
And that's a happy hippo guy.
02:52:36
This one's perfect just the way he is.
02:52:39
And this one's hips.
02:52:40
Don't your dog scratch his ass on your carpet? White.
02:52:43
You like to give?
02:52:44
He kisses and that's her thick hair.
02:52:47
Break it buddy,
02:52:49
this one kept the Grinch from stealing Christmas.
02:52:52
And that's way too chill to be a husky.
02:52:55
That's a squiggly, wiggly worm.
02:52:58
And that's the queen of underbite.
02:53:00
This one has the perfect perm.
02:53:05
Oh my God, dash, dash!
02:53:09
Dwight.
02:53:10
Well,
02:53:18
That was so good.
02:53:20
So good. No.
02:53:22
Who chose that?
02:53:24
Although it pains me to say it, but did you bring that to the table?
02:53:27
Was that you're choosing record number of views?
02:53:31
Record?
02:53:33
Oh, it pains me to say it, but you guys are doing a great job without me.
02:53:37
Record number of views.
02:53:39
Well, also, it pains me to say we don't do it for the views
02:53:43
we've had millions of years.
02:53:44
But when you were on the show.
02:53:46
Wait, are those stickers?
02:53:48
Did you order a draft board?
02:53:49
Yeah, he does this year.
02:53:50
Yeah, he does that.
02:53:54
That's got to be, what, a couple hundred bucks for some stickers?
02:53:57
Who's the number one ring?
02:53:59
A couple hundred bucks or stickers or some other print that show your signature?
02:54:03
Am I know what they're stickers
02:54:06
like?
02:54:06
He stuck them on the board as people pick those stickers.
02:54:09
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
02:54:10
That's that's that's not.
02:54:12
You could just use a TV.
02:54:13
But that's what we do.
02:54:15
We use a digital program.
02:54:17
He's never forced you to be in his gay fucking go see draft.
02:54:22
Are you?
02:54:22
Is I've been forced to
02:54:23
and I've been forced to in the past when people bow out and they.
02:54:26
He needs an extra person.
02:54:28
It's better you understand free will.
02:54:31
He's got you convinced that it's determined.
02:54:33
It is written he wants.
02:54:35
Even though he doesn't want to buy a week on the playoffs.
02:54:38
Then he should plan better or kick one person out.
02:54:42
It's Gary or ask you.
02:54:44
But as far as forcing you, I don't think so.
02:54:48
I don't pay money though I don't.
02:54:50
I paid money one time to I pay.
02:54:53
We put 50 bucks in this one time.
02:54:54
I never bought him.
02:54:56
No, I mean to to play fantasy football.
02:54:58
And it turns out two brothers that were in the league got to the end of the season.
02:55:02
One of the brothers
02:55:03
won the championship, won the pot, you know, $50 times, whatever.
02:55:06
However many people are in, it turns out about a year later,
02:55:10
talking to his brother, he's like, I never played fantasy football.
02:55:13
We're like, wait, what?
02:55:16
The guy was using his brother's name
02:55:18
to control two teams so that he could get one good one.
02:55:21
Oh, so he just fake it.
02:55:22
Oh, and so was he.
02:55:23
Trading with his with himself?
02:55:26
Totally do is just funny.
02:55:27
I finally talked to his brother like a year later.
02:55:29
He's like, I never I never played I'm like, what the fuck?
02:55:31
Your brother won.
02:55:32
He's like, ooh, that's the one caution about that.
02:55:35
So I was like, fuck you, dude, I want my 50 bucks back.
02:55:37
Haven't spoken to the guy since, so I got some better angle from him.
02:55:43
We better go.
02:55:48
Meet me.
02:55:50
I just had.
02:55:53
Oh, no.
02:55:53
You took it for me.
02:55:54
Jesus told me that he was going to hit it to me.
02:55:57
I just had.
02:56:01
What the hell?
02:56:08
You'll figure it out,
02:56:10
fellows.
02:56:11
I just had it up.
02:56:13
I believe one of the reasons that, last week
02:56:17
got record numbers of views was great topic choice.
02:56:20
It was really well done. Tastefully done.
02:56:23
Because I come from a a whole line of gay people where you come from a whole.
02:56:28
Yeah.
02:56:29
I mean, is this all you can give on the recess playground was calling where
02:56:34
the the meanest insult you can because I come from a
02:56:37
a whole, a whole,
02:56:41
a whole because I come from.
02:56:42
Yeah, I think we all do.
02:56:44
Because I come from a a whole.
02:56:46
Because I come from, penises growth.
02:56:49
Because I'm a good, a hole.
02:56:51
Because I come from a a hole.
02:56:54
Because I come from a a hole.
02:56:56
Where where the
02:56:59
the meanest insult you could give on the recess playground was calling.
02:57:07
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02:57:10
Folks, listen up
02:57:10
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02:57:13
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02:57:16
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02:57:18
And this crazy world where snowflakes and debris. Critic.
02:57:20
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02:57:23
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02:57:25
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02:57:26
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02:57:43
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02:57:46
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02:57:48
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02:57:51
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02:57:52
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02:57:53
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02:57:59
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02:58:01
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02:58:05
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02:58:11
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02:58:14
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02:58:16
We might not be the smartest people in the job,
02:58:17
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:58:19
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a zipper,
02:58:22
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02:58:24
We're just here to crack a joke, spread some jabber joy,
02:58:27
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02:58:30
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Let's get ready for.
02:58:57
The rum era.
02:58:59
I hope that's what you from.
02:59:01
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:59:02
Cause I come from a a hole.
02:59:04
Because I come from a a hole because I come from,
02:59:08
a whole era where the the meanest insult
02:59:13
you could give on the recess playground was calling someone gay.
02:59:17
I mean, just a step down from that is calling him a girl.
02:59:21
Louder.
02:59:22
Oh, wow.
02:59:23
I don't know why it's funny to us.
02:59:25
It's not supposed to be. It's the it's it's.
02:59:28
We're told we're wrong for thinking that, but it I don't know,
02:59:31
is it homosexuality abnormal
02:59:34
like he's say sexuality is is normal.
02:59:38
Like if if heterosexuality is is normal
02:59:42
or is in practice by a vast majority.
02:59:45
But I just think it's funny.
02:59:46
I understand how it works.
02:59:49
Oh, so there's that. Well, in second grade.
02:59:52
Don't understand how it works. I just think.
02:59:58
Ready? For.
03:00:09
Know if you're gay?
03:00:10
Please comment.
03:00:13
He's going like this.
03:00:14
Like you think gay people are stupid
03:00:16
and they just touch their penises together when they have holes.
03:00:20
Especially somebody who's come from a whole.
03:00:23
Is that sort of like but to but
03:00:27
I've had sex with a woman, but too.
03:00:29
But no, that's nothing.
03:00:33
You wearing a strap on?
03:00:34
So the difference is my penis was in her vagina,
03:00:38
but she did not have anything in my asshole. See,
03:00:43
I put Randy over the top.
03:00:45
I think if gay people have sex,
03:00:47
they both put their penis in their hole at the same time.
03:00:51
I mean, you could.
03:00:52
Why wouldn't you?
03:00:54
Please, if you're gay? Comment.
03:00:55
Is that how gay people have sex?
03:00:57
Like at the same time, when you take turns?
03:01:00
No. You tell us.
03:01:01
Or how do gay people have sex?
03:01:02
You and you answer it. I'm sorry.
03:01:05
I don't wanna interrupt it.
03:01:07
No, no,
03:01:10
I'm gonna come there.
03:01:12
More of Gary.
03:01:13
It's funny.
03:01:14
I don't understand how it works.
03:01:16
So. So there's that.
03:01:18
But, great topic. Tastefully handled.
03:01:20
I would have gotten in big trouble just from what I just said,
03:01:25
but, once again, you guys doing a fantastic job.
03:01:28
Shut up.
03:01:30
Fuck off, fuck off.
03:01:32
Yeah. So here's the different view.
03:01:33
Here's, like, the actual view.
03:01:35
Where's my goddamn. And.
03:01:41
So balls here.
03:01:43
My man's way down here.
03:01:45
Hey, where's your ball?
03:01:48
Easy, asshole.
03:01:51
I didn't see the ball.
03:01:52
Woman's right here.
03:01:55
Man is right here.
03:01:56
Ball game comes down somewhere in, like,
03:01:59
this vicinity, then right next to where she is sitting.
03:02:03
And she's the only one in that row other than my man way down here who bypasses.
03:02:09
Well, it looks like two people.
03:02:11
It's the vicinity.
03:02:15
So she's going to pick it up and he just runs.
03:02:17
Yeah, he's the asshole. Who is this fucking like?
03:02:20
He's getting it for his kid, so I give him a break for that.
03:02:23
But dude, like, it's it's not near you.
03:02:25
Just, like, let these people have it.
03:02:28
It is nowhere in your vicinity.
03:02:30
And here we are, buffering like a fucking is.
03:02:35
I don't think, assholes.
03:02:37
Buffer. How does that exactly work?
03:02:38
Do you stop mid stroke or do you have to pull out
03:02:42
like if the gay people are buffering, how does that work?
03:02:54
So hold on.
03:02:55
Wait.
03:02:55
Is it in the row in front of your.
03:03:01
It's in the row in front of her,
03:03:02
but it may have rolled underneath the seat.
03:03:05
Can you see the ball come in?
03:03:07
Oh, she's, like cowering from it.
03:03:10
It already hits at that point, I think.
03:03:13
May I, may I, if you will, if you will.
03:03:16
Oh there it is right. No, no it's a person.
03:03:18
So you are trying to right now through video, determine at what point
03:03:24
what the ownership of the ball or the
03:03:26
the claim or whatever, or the closeness or the proximity of what ruled.
03:03:29
That was who's the asshole or not?
03:03:32
Oh, you do have this douchebag in the green that doesn't belong there either.
03:03:37
Well, I hate to always go back to Seinfeld.
03:03:39
Seinfeld is like my Confucius.
03:03:40
Most, most anything can be solved in episodes of Seinfeld.
03:03:45
So I'm not even going to make it full screen.
03:03:47
I'm just going to go to this and then ready may I?
03:03:50
So he knew.
03:03:51
I think he knew he may get shit for this, which is why he showed
03:03:54
that he was giving it right to his kid.
03:03:55
And then he hugged the kid, like,
03:03:57
and then here's your here's your oh, the reaction makes sense.
03:04:00
Here's your moment. How did you get right here?
03:04:04
Wow, dude, you're like a ghost.
03:04:06
Oh, dude, I didn't realize what was.
03:04:10
Are you trying to say that I was taking my, like,
03:04:12
went 12 seats over to try to steal a ball that landed right next to you.
03:04:19
Take a ball, see all the rules.
03:04:21
The rules have already been established.
03:04:24
The food.
03:04:25
Actually, I was waiting.
03:04:27
Well, I didn't see you.
03:04:28
I've been standing here for the last ten minutes.
03:04:30
I won't be long.
03:04:32
That's not the point.
03:04:33
The point is, I was here first.
03:04:36
Well, if you were here first, you'd be holding the phone.
03:04:43
Good point.
03:04:46
So if it was her ball,
03:04:49
it would be in her hand.
03:04:51
Right? It's a good point.
03:04:53
There was a moment where the ball was around.
03:04:56
The kids had.
03:04:57
It would be in the kid's hand.
03:04:59
I stand by the adult at that point, too, though.
03:05:02
I mean, it's indecent, it's immoral, it's wrong.
03:05:06
But there's
03:05:06
nothing in the world that says he has to give it back.
03:05:10
It's I mean, he the guy handed it to him.
03:05:13
You gave it to me.
03:05:13
It's not yours anymore.
03:05:16
I'm sorry, but I don't like the conditions that you took it.
03:05:19
What?
03:05:22
Yeah.
03:05:23
It's always the celebrities fault.
03:05:24
It's always the ball player's fault.
03:05:26
Oh, well, there's enough.
03:05:28
There's enough balls to go around.
03:05:31
There is always enough balls to go around.
03:05:35
He might catch one of those balls.
03:05:37
Give me. Those guys matter about it.
03:05:39
But there's a prize of five, and I'll read it.
03:05:46
For the record, that's a, $17 drink at the,
03:05:50
baseball stadium at 17, because this year was a big one.
03:05:55
It's a but because it's a Bud Light, there's a shorter one for 13.
03:05:58
I think that's good. It's a yellow boo. That looks like shit. Oh,
03:06:02
wait.
03:06:04
As a poet, what do you like? Brown beer?
03:06:06
I like actual good beer.
03:06:07
You can see through it.
03:06:08
It's very.
03:06:09
It's two translucent.
03:06:12
But the color light beer most likely.
03:06:14
And it's the yellow yellow beer.
03:06:16
It's like a Bud Light. Miller light.
03:06:17
Some horse water.
03:06:18
Fake beer.
03:06:19
Piss water.
03:06:20
Beer is what that is, Miller said.
03:06:22
Yeah, I've got those.
03:06:24
Miller Genuine draft is the bad.
03:06:26
I know what the say.
03:06:27
Get them beer. Should be cloudy.
03:06:29
You shouldn't be able to see through it like that.
03:06:31
But goodbye, chicken.
03:06:33
Not well. He's really.
03:06:34
There's a chance it could be. It could be.
03:06:36
They got to get you some higher end.
03:06:38
What a light beer.
03:06:40
But it's going to be rare.
03:06:42
You don't have craft breweries making too many, like, light beers
03:06:47
because they end up just tasting like shit.
03:06:48
Anyway,
03:06:49
we've been talking about people taking baseballs
03:06:51
and doing things in society that are just wrong.
03:06:54
Yeah, I blame Covid.
03:06:57
Miller lecture.
03:07:00
And then we'll have Jessica Taylor Garcia.
03:07:03
Amanda Breland.
03:07:04
So this is the city of Corpus Christi, which is pretty obvious
03:07:07
by the big title on the top there of their thing.
03:07:09
She just called a bunch of people to come to public comment.
03:07:11
And in approaches this woman, who is clearly not any of those women,
03:07:15
Tristin Clown, us and Alex Benavides.
03:07:21
Hello.
03:07:21
I'm none of the above.
03:07:22
My name is Heather.
03:07:23
I've been here before.
03:07:24
Everyone needs to have their mask on.
03:07:26
If you love your community, put your mask on.
03:07:29
You're the city manager.
03:07:30
You should have had masks for everybody.
03:07:33
There is Covid 19, there is Covid.
03:07:36
This is shouting and dude, it's so weird right now.
03:07:40
You do not just watching all like the old stuff.
03:07:43
Like even just like.
03:07:44
So this is television shows.
03:07:46
This is from this week.
03:07:47
Oh interesting.
03:07:48
Because my girlfriend and I
03:07:49
will we'll like watched reruns of like, you know,
03:07:51
some Hell's Kitchen or just some random other shows.
03:07:53
We'll be after lockup and this is.
03:07:54
Yeah when they're in the Covid seasons and shit of these shows.
03:07:57
It's so weird.
03:07:58
You just think like every time
03:07:59
I just think and I say out loud, sometimes it's just like it's
03:08:02
we did all this shit for no fucking reason.
03:08:05
No, no, no, there was a reason. It was.
03:08:07
We were all convinced.
03:08:07
Like we all freaked out for, like, it's ridiculous.
03:08:10
Like, I cannot believe that that's something that actually happened.
03:08:13
Like.
03:08:14
City of Corpus Christi City Council meeting September 2nd,
03:08:17
2025 Jesus Christ, yeah, she's not on the list.
03:08:20
Yeah.
03:08:21
No, I know man, just so everyone is in there.
03:08:26
Another Covid outbreak going on right now.
03:08:28
Supposedly was good. Good.
03:08:31
Nothing good.
03:08:32
Now listen again, I hate it.
03:08:33
I hate to have compassion for the crazy lunatics here and stuff.
03:08:36
But now imagine her. She's worried about us. She runs away from.
03:08:39
We don't even have masks on.
03:08:40
And now they're about to jump on her.
03:08:42
Yeah, but she's not wearing a mask.
03:08:43
I don't understand,
03:08:45
that's a good point. Well, because they're not.
03:08:46
If she was wearing a mask, it wouldn't matter if they jumped on her.
03:08:49
She's doesn't.
03:08:50
This whole thing started because she showed up there
03:08:52
and they didn't have a mask for her. But all.
03:08:55
So she's not even.
03:08:55
She's so incapable and such a victim.
03:08:57
She's not like,
03:09:00
I don't have a mask.
03:09:01
She's like, somebody needs to give me a mask.
03:09:03
I'm not even capable of providing my own mask.
03:09:05
The city of Corpus Christi needs to give us masks.
03:09:07
All of us. Free minutes.
03:09:09
You don't fucking put your hands on me.
03:09:11
These bastards are going to enjoy our.
03:09:14
Please help me. Please help me! I'm not time
03:09:17
up. She's a veteran.
03:09:18
Thank you for your service. Jesus.
03:09:20
Well, I hope your little fucking mask rant was worth it.
03:09:24
Better if long takes you back.
03:09:28
How? You were fine.
03:09:30
Know that's a good point.
03:09:31
All this other stuff this woman is going through, her life is not uncomfortable.
03:09:35
I mean, it's not comfortable.
03:09:37
It's very uncomfortable.
03:09:38
But she's not quitting. She's not quitting.
03:09:41
It's just straight audio.
03:09:43
Everyone's just kind of like.
03:09:48
Staring there, staring right at it.
03:09:49
There's this guy.
03:09:50
Oh, they're just flipping through it, thumbing through their notes
03:09:52
and just, you know, you're going to go back, right?
03:09:54
Checking their text messages.
03:09:55
Let's kind of refocus,
03:09:58
okay, guys,
03:10:00
refocus and move on.
03:10:01
Jessica Pulitzer.
03:10:04
Pardon?
03:10:05
Where are they going?
03:10:07
Oh wow.
03:10:07
They're going to like take a quick laugh break. They couldn't they couldn't.
03:10:09
They were like cracking up too much. They needed to leave. Let it out in the back.
03:10:14
Masks didn't work by the way.
03:10:16
They just came out.
03:10:16
They wanted ten feet, but ten feet was too hard to measure.
03:10:19
So they chose six feet because that was the average man's arm length.
03:10:24
No science, just an arbitrary random
03:10:27
number. Your arm length is a hotel.
03:10:30
You are typically six feet, right?
03:10:33
That's where they came up with the six foot distance.
03:10:35
Is the comment average height man is six foot.
03:10:37
Oh no no no because they wanted it to be ten feet.
03:10:40
Another arbitrary number, just ten is a nice round number.
03:10:44
But at the meeting.
03:10:45
At the meeting they were like, we we can't measure ten feet.
03:10:50
And they mean like without a tape measure markings.
03:10:52
Oh, so you're just like finger to finger, like okay.
03:10:54
That's so they so they changed six feet from ten.
03:10:57
What do children do
03:10:59
to ask a parent to stretch their legs out?
03:11:02
I know horseshit.
03:11:02
Yeah. Gross.
03:11:03
My point was it was an arbitrary random number.
03:11:05
Even though they said there was a trust, the science one
03:11:09
no say is the loneliest number. You do.
03:11:12
It can be.
03:11:14
It can be arbitrary as well.
03:11:15
You big, David Lee Roth in.
03:11:18
I used to be.
03:11:19
I mean, you, you've I think he's a genius.
03:11:22
I think he's a little off.
03:11:23
You've played, live plenty of times, right?
03:11:26
Plenty of times.
03:11:27
Do you ever, like, just forget what you were doing mid like song.
03:11:31
But I'm a drummer, so it's all right. So.
03:11:33
Yeah. It's not as bad as if you're the lead singer. Yeah. Right.
03:11:35
Yeah I know, so this is, he he does a good job,
03:11:38
but this is David Lee Roth forgetting, the lyrics during the song, but he does.
03:11:41
This is great recovery. This is what you should do.
03:11:47
And I'm.
03:11:47
Oh, shit. I forgot the fucking words.
03:11:50
I love it.
03:11:51
Our singer used to do that all the time.
03:11:53
In fact, I have a couple.
03:11:54
But follow me, which is?
03:11:58
You, my crush.
03:12:01
I think he's nice.
03:12:03
Yeah,
03:12:04
he just goes to get some weird horror and he just know he's like,
03:12:07
all right, whatever, host.
03:12:09
Just have fun with it.
03:12:11
But nobody tried to help him.
03:12:13
So we're stick with the bass player would come in and sing
03:12:16
whenever the singer would forget because it happened all the time.
03:12:19
Our our guitar player who sang hated his mother.
03:12:23
So when he was singing, you'd start saying, I hate my father
03:12:26
and talk about what a what.
03:12:27
You know, whatever his mother did the night before,
03:12:29
whatever the mistreatment and the abuse and the punishment, she looks great.
03:12:32
I mean, he deserved it.
03:12:33
He was a kid being a piece of shit.
03:12:34
His mother did not abusive in any way, shape or form.
03:12:36
So know going forward, if you ever find out
03:12:39
who was in the band with he was not abused.
03:12:41
But instead of saying the worse the band was,
03:12:43
he would just start talking shit about his mom
03:12:45
and then the bass player would start singing the real words.
03:12:49
Nobody helped him,
03:12:51
they just kept going.
03:12:52
That's kind of me.
03:12:52
And they're like, look at the breakdown of the old man.
03:12:56
Like they were singing backup, too.
03:12:58
Unless it was a track, unless it was a record.
03:13:00
No, I think he's got that whole group of people right there behind him there.
03:13:03
I think helping, like if they should addiction is how you gonna do this thing?
03:13:07
Oh, he's just like, let's just jump to the chorus.
03:13:09
Fuck it.
03:13:10
I'm all a homework.
03:13:12
Is this a teacher?
03:13:14
Just does.
03:13:14
It's something about half the
03:13:16
about your homework and something it's too much to class.
03:13:20
Everybody tries to cover you.
03:13:26
Yeah I don't know.
03:13:27
Maybe it's a reference in the song.
03:13:28
I don't know the song.
03:13:29
At one point,
03:13:30
you got to realize that you can go off script
03:13:32
like the background singers are just, like, sticking right to the fucking cues
03:13:36
and doing exactly what they're supposed to be,
03:13:38
because most of it
03:13:39
is sampled and recorded, and if they get off time, it won't work.
03:13:42
But they should.
03:13:43
A one of them should have sang the start and then he would have kicked it, right?
03:13:46
Yeah.
03:13:47
Well, to, I don't think that's embarrassing.
03:13:49
He's fucking.
03:13:50
He's a genius. No, I like how he had fun with it.
03:13:52
But, to say, to stay with the, rock
03:13:55
theme here and cons are going fans or audience members.
03:13:59
You're a big Sebastian Bach fan. No.
03:14:02
Did you hear about, what was it? Was there.
03:14:06
So apparently a
03:14:07
woman, I think before before the concert, he's a I forget what the.
03:14:12
There was a woman before the concert that had asked.
03:14:15
He was with his wife
03:14:18
and he's a he was a great singer.
03:14:20
Don't get me wrong. Incredible, man.
03:14:23
The the,
03:14:26
lady asked his wife if she could give him a hug
03:14:30
and just a hug.
03:14:33
Yeah, it was supposed to be just a hug,
03:14:35
but then it turned into hold on.
03:14:38
Waiting for the fucking commercial. The buffer.
03:14:41
Get out of here, you fucking and
03:14:44
we've got to watch the whole thing.
03:14:47
Do it.
03:14:51
I'm letting it play.
03:14:52
So this is one. This is one.
03:14:54
Having three people on the screen worked well
03:14:58
because
03:15:00
you had some buffer.
03:15:05
Hey, that was when we were going to do a, I think instead of.
03:15:07
Yeah, I couldn't find anything on a
03:15:11
I which is actually pronounced I.
03:15:16
So we fucking.
03:15:17
Yeah.
03:15:19
Yeah.
03:15:20
Kanye. All right.
03:15:22
Oh, no. I got to share the tab. That's loud.
03:15:24
So many fucking rules we got to have here.
03:15:29
We have some rules.
03:15:30
Yeah, I'd like some rules.
03:15:33
Yeah.
03:15:33
You know, putting the show
03:15:35
to this during the show, the response
03:15:38
the woman.
03:15:46
Oh. Oh, he's so
03:15:51
for a second.
03:15:55
Face it on his face.
03:15:56
Yeah.
03:15:57
Oh, he a
03:16:00
I said hey, Sebastian, give me a hug.
03:16:03
Hello, monkey.
03:16:04
Get your ass out of here.
03:16:08
You know the daddy.
03:16:15
Anthony.
03:16:15
Show me.
03:16:16
Ready for the next one?
03:16:17
Just go to this sponsor.
03:16:20
And. Oh, she. Let me just ask the wife.
03:16:22
She could hug him.
03:16:26
And he has to get her throat like a.
03:16:32
Stupid.
03:16:37
Get the fuck out of here.
03:16:39
Oh, she comes up by talking to my wife, said,
03:16:42
hey, Sebastian, give me a hug and not a monkey.
03:16:46
Get your fucking ass out of here.
03:16:50
Yeah, show me
03:16:52
one step above the monkey for somebody to ask you for a hug.
03:16:55
You say no, thank you, and that's it.
03:16:57
You know, whatever he's doing. But yeah, that's.
03:16:59
He waited till he got on stage and was like.
03:17:01
But I love how he just. Yeah. Our next song
03:17:05
is the next one.
03:17:15
They're
03:17:16
from Simon.
03:17:17
And you know, he's he's been.
03:17:24
He doesn't look like, it's a very big venue.
03:17:28
So he's the spitting image of my sister.
03:17:30
So you're really fucking freaking me out right now.
03:17:34
I'm not going to doctor and show a picture side by side,
03:17:37
but trust me, my sister looks exactly like that.
03:17:40
Do you like your sister?
03:17:43
We get along.
03:17:44
Do you like.
03:17:45
Like your sister?
03:17:46
No, I love her. But that way.
03:17:49
So, do you have siblings?
03:17:51
Yeah.
03:17:52
Weird questions you just asked.
03:17:54
Do you, do you, do you?
03:17:56
I'm not. Whatever.
03:17:58
If they were chicks, I don't know, but I'm not gay.
03:18:00
No, I'm telling you, it would not matter.
03:18:02
As a chick, you know, there aren't feelings like that
03:18:07
anyway.
03:18:08
So you've been to a concert, right?
03:18:11
No. What is that?
03:18:13
They've ever been to a Korn concert
03:18:15
where they shuck Korn?
03:18:17
No. Korn.
03:18:18
Corin the band? No.
03:18:21
That.
03:18:21
You know, were you like you going to plenty of of
03:18:26
whether it was your significant other or not, you or your current one or not.
03:18:30
It doesn't matter. But you've gone with a significant other to a concert.
03:18:33
Have you ever, like, gotten it on at a concert or gotten close to
03:18:39
getting it on in a concert? No.
03:18:42
The worst I ever did is we got kicked off the dance floor
03:18:45
for having sex, but I we weren't, but we were just dancing.
03:18:48
But we got real drunk and real horny.
03:18:50
You're not supposed to dance like that at somebody else's wedding, dude, it's.
03:18:53
It's embarrassing. Weird. Yeah, it's kind of gross.
03:18:55
I know this video, so I don't want to ruin it, like.
03:18:57
Oh, no, ruin it. But.
03:18:58
Oh, okay.
03:18:59
Well, what if you were by yourself?
03:19:02
I got no problems with that.
03:19:03
So here's my problem.
03:19:05
Everyone else has a problem.
03:19:07
He's sitting in the front row.
03:19:08
No one can see him except the people on both sides.
03:19:10
And there's nobody. He is perfectly clear and frankly.
03:19:18
Yeah,
03:19:20
I thought I there was video where you actually show them getting hit.
03:19:23
They do. Yeah. But that's good. That's good enough.
03:19:25
I, I like seeing the actual violence,
03:19:28
but that's just me.
03:19:30
I mean, he's he's like, focused on the band, like.
03:19:34
No, no he's not.
03:19:37
He's like, I think he's looking at people way down there.
03:19:39
No, I think I saw some girl and I took a lot of way down there.
03:19:43
He took a lot of drugs, and he's in a whole
03:19:46
this is like, you know, like he's in a whole all by himself.
03:19:49
Dude, he has no idea what is going on,
03:19:53
do you?
03:19:53
All right. Like you're a reasonable person, right?
03:19:56
I mean, I don't think so, but you probably do.
03:19:59
Would you ever, ever think this is a woman?
03:20:02
Let's. Let's back up. Would you ever masturbate?
03:20:07
Would you.
03:20:08
Let's play a game.
03:20:08
Would you ever masturbate?
03:20:12
You don't want to play like this guy.
03:20:14
Yeah, I ask myself. Whatever, man. Okay.
03:20:17
Yes, I would masturbate.
03:20:18
Would you ever masturbate in traffic, like while you were driving?
03:20:21
Long trip. You're bored. Would you ever masturbate in traffic?
03:20:24
I thought about it.
03:20:25
I never have, but I thought about it.
03:20:27
It'd be awkward.
03:20:29
Yeah, I don't know. I was just whatever.
03:20:31
My kids were all asleep in the car and I thought, why not?
03:20:34
No, they were, they weren't. No. All right.
03:20:36
So anyway.
03:20:37
So. Okay, well then, so I just
03:20:40
I might masturbate at night in traffic on a long trip.
03:20:43
Not in traffic.
03:20:44
I shouldn't say traffic. I mean, driving in a car, in traffic,
03:20:48
in traffic. No.
03:20:48
He's got. Is that his face swollen, or is I just what he looks like?
03:20:51
But I draw the line at public.
03:20:53
I would not masturbate at a concert.
03:20:54
I would not masturbate in a box.
03:20:56
I would not masturbate with a fox.
03:21:00
But this guy was clearly dude.
03:21:01
He was having a good time. He loved the band.
03:21:03
First of all, he went to a concert.
03:21:05
Oh, he loves the fucking band. He went to the. Yeah, fuck it!
03:21:08
As he went by himself,
03:21:10
he's whacking off to the band.
03:21:12
I think he was whacking. I think this is the free.
03:21:14
This has got to be like the pre-show, right?
03:21:16
Like, yeah, dude, you missed two things right out there.
03:21:19
Yeah, right. Bingo.
03:21:20
Unless this is.
03:21:20
Unless this is on the has you I went to.
03:21:23
Have you ever went to a tailgate
03:21:24
or a concert and started drinking at like eight in the morning
03:21:26
and then you're like, oh shit, the show is not till 11 p.m..
03:21:30
He dropped something.
03:21:31
It sounds like corn is playing, though.
03:21:33
I know it's it's dude, it's too bright.
03:21:37
Nobody's playing.
03:21:38
I know, I know a little bit of a about a lot, and I know a lot about a little.
03:21:42
If somebody is playing, they just sound like corn.
03:21:44
Plus system of a down is the shirt he has on that.
03:21:47
Yeah. This guy is totally.
03:21:48
He should have just waited till the lights went out.
03:21:51
Wait system of a down is probably opening for corn.
03:21:54
And that's what he's whacking off the system of a down there to do this
03:21:58
because he's got the shirt on I don't know.
03:21:59
Yeah, but you would still have lighting.
03:22:01
They would still not keep the house lights on for system of a down.
03:22:04
Yeah right. You're right.
03:22:04
But if you look at the car right now right.
03:22:07
What happens next.
03:22:07
Unless it's outdoor, is it an outdoor venue.
03:22:10
It's an outdoor venue. It's got the stage is flashing.
03:22:12
See the stage flashing there.
03:22:13
So yeah, it's an outdoor venue. Yeah.
03:22:15
You can see there's no roof. I thought there was a dome maybe.
03:22:17
And it looked white, but still even outdoor venues.
03:22:20
The headliner comes out like this arc
03:22:22
like he's wearing a he's wearing a bandana or a beanie.
03:22:25
I just sudden it's going, oh,
03:22:29
he has every right to do that.
03:22:31
But dude, a the same result would have happened
03:22:33
if you tapped him on the shoulder and said, dude, snap out of it.
03:22:36
You're too kind, but you're not at home.
03:22:37
What you what you don't want is that guy could
03:22:41
fucking have died from you punching him in the head.
03:22:44
He could have, you know, had a fucking brain hemorrhage.
03:22:46
He should not have punched him in the head until he did kill someone too much.
03:22:51
And that guy deserves to die, but not by your hand.
03:22:54
Like you're going to go to jail for that shit.
03:22:55
Despite him you being correct, you'll still go to jail for murder.
03:22:59
Like it?
03:23:00
So the real them.
03:23:01
The real lesson of this story.
03:23:02
The real moral of the story is do not drop that many drugs alone.
03:23:06
Go with the friend that you trust.
03:23:08
You think you're going to give them.
03:23:09
You're going to give them a break.
03:23:11
You saw what this fucking weirdos phase look like.
03:23:14
You got to stop, dude.
03:23:15
You got to go with somebody that could say, hey, buddy, put your penis away.
03:23:20
Yeah, he's on drugs.
03:23:21
So mad. He's like, he's not.
03:23:23
I didn't get to come.
03:23:24
I didn't get to not go to.
03:23:26
Oh, it's almost there.
03:23:27
This is all part. And then I was gonna go to jail.
03:23:29
I love system of a down.
03:23:31
I love him so much.
03:23:32
He's going to come in the cop car.
03:23:35
Unless maybe he's. Maybe he's at home.
03:23:37
It's almost sexual.
03:23:38
Not that they're saying anything wrong with that.
03:23:40
And he's he's really fond of the lead singer.
03:23:42
I don't know, that could very much. Well be. Yeah.
03:23:44
This is the closest he's ever going to get to having sex with them.
03:23:47
And so this could be it.
03:23:48
Honestly, I could see I could see this being some weird dude and a female singer.
03:23:53
I'm sure this happens quite often in that regard, actually.
03:23:58
Just it just isn't as visible and people don't get caught,
03:24:00
you know, I'm sure some dude right sneaks his hand in his sweatshirt and,
03:24:04
you know, sitting in the audience for Taylor Swift and it's like, oh, oh,
03:24:09
you know what I mean?
03:24:09
This happens.
03:24:10
Remember this
03:24:10
next time you touch a fucking arm of a chair,
03:24:12
you go to the movies, or you go to a concert, or you touch a railing.
03:24:17
Most likely the person that touched you before you just had his hand.
03:24:20
He couldn't wait for it to get dark.
03:24:22
It was because of system of a down.
03:24:23
It was because of the drugs.
03:24:26
System of a down is meant to slow it down.
03:24:28
You're not that good.
03:24:29
But he needed to do something to make it more enjoyable.
03:24:31
That's what his system moved down.
03:24:34
The real high pitched voice guy, the sings chop suey!
03:24:36
Yeah. Yeah.
03:24:38
Oh. So yeah, he's falsetto.
03:24:39
He's kind of sings feminine, maybe.
03:24:41
Yeah. He's all over the place.
03:24:42
He's artfully.
03:24:44
He does.
03:24:44
Maybe it's very arts.
03:24:45
Yeah. Artsy. That would.
03:24:47
But still no I have I have faith in humans
03:24:52
that they don't do that unless they're not in the right frame of mind.
03:24:58
Perfect example.
03:25:03
Well,
03:25:05
well, you know, why do we have to.
03:25:10
Nine over 11 was controlled demolition.
03:25:13
You know, sometimes using alternative acts
03:25:18
is uncontrolled demolition, self-censorship
03:25:22
is just.
03:25:25
Here we go. Flying a plane into a building.
03:25:27
It's like a motherfucker. Demolition.
03:25:29
Or shall I go off?
03:25:30
Like demoing it?
03:25:31
Fagot. Fagot?
03:25:32
With fagot, jabber fagot fagot.
03:25:35
Isn't any demolition controlled?
03:25:38
No, no. How
03:25:43
I mean, I you're define.
03:25:44
You're defining the difference of destruction and demolition as
03:25:48
this demolition is controlled destruction.
03:25:51
I don't know, in that case.
03:25:53
Yeah, yeah.
03:25:53
You know, being polite.
03:25:57
I don't like this being polite.
03:25:59
What he just said there is lying to people as being polite.
03:26:02
I mean, I guess so.
03:26:03
Do I look good in these jeans? Sure
03:26:06
I do, we do.
03:26:06
We think you're a fucking whipped cock that's not willing to fight with his wife
03:26:11
enough to get back on the show. Probably,
03:26:15
but filtering in the fucking hotel chair right now.
03:26:19
Give him a break.
03:26:19
Would you prefer that I filter my answers
03:26:21
and not tell you exactly what I'm thinking for your feelings right now?
03:26:24
And then in the long run, you find out
03:26:25
I've been lying to you for the last 15 years.
03:26:27
Then you're like, wow, dude, that's.
03:26:29
That would hurt my feelings.
03:26:30
So sometimes immediate compassion in the long
03:26:33
run is way more harsh.
03:26:36
I want to know.
03:26:37
I don't want this filter, but he's defending it and actually
03:26:40
criticizing the anyways I'll let isn't self-censorship expletives.
03:26:47
I hate you guys so much expletives.
03:26:50
What does he mean by that?
03:26:51
Self-censorship.
03:26:53
It's just politeness I see.
03:26:57
No, I disagree, I disagree.
03:27:01
For the exact reason I just said.
03:27:03
Like if I if I say and I live my life by this feedback, which may not,
03:27:07
that may be my fault, but I'm like, hey,
03:27:10
should I do a podcast, for example?
03:27:13
And everyone says, yeah.
03:27:15
And then I find out two years later that we really shouldn't have been.
03:27:18
Then the more humane thing would have just been honest and not censor yourself.
03:27:23
And the reason I'm comparing honesty to expletives
03:27:26
is because Yale and Harvard and all those fancy schools have done
03:27:29
study after study after study, that the same filter that makes
03:27:33
you not want to say fucking shit, piss and cunt is the same filter
03:27:37
sucker motherfucker that you build up to lie about everything else
03:27:40
and put on a censored facade of everything else.
03:27:44
So if you swear you are more likely to be
03:27:47
an honest person, trustworthy person,
03:27:50
science has proven that. Not heavy.
03:27:52
That's the kind of stuff you can believe in.
03:27:54
You change your speech patterns for
03:27:58
the young or the elderly.
03:28:01
Fuck the young and the elderly.
03:28:04
If they can't take that sound, they'll take them.
03:28:07
If they can't give a fuck because it's obscene.
03:28:12
What's wrong with not being obscene?
03:28:13
Well, what's not what's wrong is obscenity is like it
03:28:17
should be a moving bar based on what society allows, which I will.
03:28:21
I will stand by that.
03:28:21
There are certain places where you shouldn't.
03:28:24
Or to go in with this term of shortening words shouldn't,
03:28:27
shouldn't one one
03:28:30
shouldn't.
03:28:31
There's places where you shouldn't or shalt not say things.
03:28:35
I agree shun to you.
03:28:38
But if another creature of the same
03:28:42
DNA make up near you decide to say something like that
03:28:46
and there isn't actually any physical action,
03:28:48
the sound waves don't break your eardrums, then I don't see how that could be
03:28:52
anything negative or I mean, so insensitive.
03:28:56
And I just don't get.
03:28:59
I mean, in fact,
03:29:01
those are the events when some when they're you're in the city
03:29:03
for the first time or you're at a monster truck thing and you hear somebody say
03:29:07
something like that, it opens up dialog for the children and the old people,
03:29:12
as above,
03:29:14
so below.
03:29:15
No, I don't want them to say that not sound vile.
03:29:19
Vile.
03:29:20
See how pretentious to determine speech
03:29:23
that you don't like as vile society hasn't done as it has?
03:29:27
Maybe in the past, but the the what do you call that?
03:29:31
The whatever meter.
03:29:33
The thing that society moves for, what's acceptable.
03:29:37
We need somebody on the show that's smart that just could.
03:29:39
Oh, he'd say that right now in the comments
03:29:42
but later look it up.
03:29:45
The mode of criminal fucking mind.
03:29:47
The, Overton window. Yes.
03:29:51
Overton from Fucking Living Single.
03:29:54
The Overton window moves and then what is allowed moves with it
03:29:59
and therefore
03:30:02
sadly, usually devolves more than it evolves.
03:30:05
We don't we don't I think we get better as a whole.
03:30:08
But language, especially offensive language,
03:30:11
is much more acceptable than it was in the past from my lifetime
03:30:15
anyway, you could say way more than you people complain, but
03:30:20
I just don't.
03:30:21
I don't understand what you're getting at there, Gary.
03:30:24
The control demolition part
03:30:26
I agree with 100%.
03:30:29
There's a video somewhere that it's real hard to find out.
03:30:31
You can see the actual explosive things that they put.
03:30:35
It wasn't just the pancakes and the dust coming out.
03:30:38
It was way below the floors.
03:30:39
And it was what to me, it looked like the start of where
03:30:42
they were falling and people said, no, the floors were falling inside.
03:30:46
That's not how that was designed.
03:30:48
The building was not designed that the floor would fall.
03:30:51
Then the proof would come out.
03:30:53
You know that the proof came out way before the floors fell.
03:30:56
What if,
03:30:58
although it would take a long time to rig that building with charges,
03:31:02
what if they were afraid the building was going to fall over?
03:31:05
And so they demoed hallways?
03:31:09
Well, yeah.
03:31:10
So I do people.
03:31:11
So I of the damage I claim that it was just a regular insurance scam.
03:31:15
After doing more research, I found out that he had to pay a fuckload of money
03:31:20
and he didn't really make,
03:31:23
to rebuild the the tower.
03:31:24
Like if it was an insurance gambit, it was one of them had to rebuild
03:31:29
and have to rebuild it.
03:31:31
They built one there.
03:31:32
They built one smaller one.
03:31:34
So technically, my point was the cost is an insurance scam.
03:31:37
Where he walked out was like profit.
03:31:39
You know, he collected insurance money in some shape or form.
03:31:42
If you look at historically what happened, he ended up losing a shitload of money.
03:31:46
So that.
03:31:46
Yeah, but I thought there was whatever the trillion dollars or some shit
03:31:50
that got swept under the rug that that's the Pentagon. That's totally different.
03:31:53
I'm just talking about, oh, it's the Pentagon.
03:31:54
I thought that was the okay, now
03:31:56
the the Pentagon had the files
03:31:57
that were having to get hit by a plane that didn't even there was no.
03:32:00
Again, if, if, if you were to like, do something
03:32:03
like this, why, why, why or why is it so elaborate?
03:32:08
Why is it so fucking elaborate?
03:32:11
Like you could have done this in the most, easiest way and just have it
03:32:14
be a regular ass bombing, you know, Oklahoma City style?
03:32:17
It doesn't need to be.
03:32:18
Let's get planes involved and have pilots and have to like, remote control can do.
03:32:22
Like what? What my point was, is what? What?
03:32:26
Because it was they knew just demo.
03:32:28
They didn't have say the terrorists did it.
03:32:30
You know, just like it'd be the same thing.
03:32:32
These all the intelligence agencies knew that it was going to happen
03:32:35
and they all piled on there like, let's do it
03:32:37
now would be the time to cover up that 4 billion.
03:32:39
Let's do that.
03:32:39
There was that too. Yeah, maybe. Right.
03:32:43
It's through a bunch of shit in the fire.
03:32:45
They call it the.
03:32:46
It just came down on us.
03:32:47
Something we know that was in the building too.
03:32:49
Something of opportunity.
03:32:50
I forgot with that. I forgot what that is to.
03:32:55
What is this?
03:32:56
I have no idea.
03:32:57
What is the.
03:33:02
1920 motorcycle jump with a parachute.
03:33:07
Fred. Up! Born.
03:33:08
Wait, I was born. Isn't that.
03:33:11
I'm confused.
03:33:12
You know the guy? Super.
03:33:13
Isn't that super?
03:33:14
Dave Osborne's must be his grandpa.
03:33:18
Where are you jumping?
03:33:22
So fucking loud.
03:33:23
Oh, off a cliff. Okay.
03:33:25
I mean, it's no different than just.
03:33:27
It's too short,
03:33:30
right?
03:33:31
Oh, no.
03:33:33
Oh, yeah.
03:33:34
What happened?
03:33:37
Did they not realize that?
03:33:39
Oh, did they not?
03:33:44
Think about.
03:33:47
Parachuting.
03:33:48
And no, that wasn't it wasn't far.
03:33:50
Did they consult a parachutist before they.
03:33:54
Somebody packed the chute? Right.
03:33:56
So they do with packing the chute.
03:33:58
It's depending on how.
03:33:59
I mean, what is there?
03:34:01
Do you understand?
03:34:02
Drop 100ft.
03:34:03
There's not going to be enough time for this thing to open or do any good.
03:34:05
It's going to be like, right.
03:34:06
Yeah, I don't know.
03:34:06
In fact, at this point, leave the chute because it'll be lighter and won't hit
03:34:10
the ground as hard.
03:34:13
Yeah, they got them altitude fucking meters on the wrists
03:34:16
that, you know, if they open too late, they,
03:34:19
you know, they'll going to hit the ground with some G-forces.
03:34:21
And that wasn't even really a cliff.
03:34:23
That was just like a little seaside ravine ridge.
03:34:27
Whatever.
03:34:27
No, he's lucky he survived.
03:34:31
But regardless, he's probably dead now.
03:34:36
And that's pretty much,
03:34:38
rare.
03:34:39
I hope your little fucking motorcycle jump was worth it.
03:34:42
Your little fucking podcast is worth it. I.
03:34:51
I'm okay.
03:34:53
All right. TikTok.
03:34:54
Why would I pause the video?
03:34:55
And I want to put it right to the beginning.
03:34:56
Just putting it back to the beginning makes it play automatically.
03:34:59
I'm like, yeah, I hate that you always see the little fucking sacrifice.
03:35:02
The first like second,
03:35:05
which is like, you
03:35:05
just pull it up and then hit reload.
03:35:08
Yeah, but if you reload
03:35:10
StreamYard, it'll make the audio go away.
03:35:13
All right.
03:35:13
You have to quickly click.
03:35:16
The TikTok resets the volume.
03:35:20
My own.
03:35:21
Sam, I just need to hear my daughter.
03:35:24
Can you say poetess?
03:35:26
I'll share my own sand with fun fact, this is the.
03:35:29
Whereas this is the actual sandwich
03:35:33
that voices Dora in the real cartoon.
03:35:36
So, like Dora, can you say she's
03:35:40
my own sandwich?
03:35:42
That means can you make me a sandwich instead?
03:35:47
Is it really?
03:35:49
It really is weird.
03:35:52
So how old was she when she started doing that?
03:35:54
She, She didn't do it.
03:35:56
Like, there's been, like, ten of them and shit.
03:35:58
She's I.
03:35:59
In fact, I don't even think she does it now.
03:36:01
She does.
03:36:01
She's Hispanic, you know, although her name is white.
03:36:07
Maybe.
03:36:07
Maybe she is, but I shouldn't what she should be.
03:36:10
She's partially so. No, we need someone who looks the part.
03:36:12
Sure. Appropriate. How is she going to.
03:36:15
How is she going to know how to pronounce it properly if she's not actually from,
03:36:18
I think Dora over enunciates everything, and I've never heard anyone
03:36:22
I know, I know, I hate those Disney fucking bullshit.
03:36:27
The kids acting, they fucking loved it.
03:36:32
You know,
03:36:34
they're they're
03:36:36
funk.
03:36:37
Oh, I know what funk is.
03:36:41
Off. Thanks to missionaries.
03:36:44
The missionaries were known for their position.
03:36:46
Bitch. The big man God was on top.
03:36:50
And the rest of us to lie back and take it.
03:36:53
Sent by the Pope.
03:36:54
Missionaries took the bow and the cross and set out from here,
03:36:59
painstakingly making their way right across them, up
03:37:02
and eventually, and, you know, all the way over here in Ireland
03:37:06
where they spread the word by reading aloud from the.
03:37:11
Hold on, I forgot the book.
03:37:14
Travel in those days was exceptionally perilous and grueling,
03:37:18
so the early missionaries wouldn't have wanted
03:37:19
to undertake their journey twice any more than I do.
03:37:23
But once they arrived at their destination,
03:37:25
what they brought would change the world forever.
03:37:28
The Bible and the
03:37:31
disease of the cross.
03:37:33
Not to be outdone,
03:37:36
but did you hear that?
03:37:37
They spread it by talking the word, as opposed to
03:37:40
some other religions that do it with violence?
03:37:43
I'm not saying that the Christians never used violence, right?
03:37:47
They typically just spoke the word
03:37:50
when we took our horse drawn busses.
03:37:52
We're not really talking about horses drawing busses.
03:37:56
The magic sounded great to people
03:37:58
that were living in the dark ages.
03:38:12
You got one?
03:38:13
No deer flag.
03:38:15
I'm the mother of three girls 2521 and about to be 15.
03:38:19
My youngest has always lived with me.
03:38:20
Her father and I separated when and she was one.
03:38:23
They always had a good relationship.
03:38:24
Over the last couple of years, after he moved to another state and married,
03:38:27
our co-parenting relationships had changed for the worse.
03:38:32
My youngest had always complained of spending.
03:38:33
Time was about spending time with them.
03:38:35
Sometimes she came home crying because he didn't want to go with him.
03:38:38
I don't know what I'm reading. This isn't the right one.
03:38:40
She's a freshman in high school now, and out of the blue,
03:38:42
she told me she wants to live with him and finish school.
03:38:44
Any pictures?
03:38:46
This has broken my heart.
03:38:48
I don't want her to leave me.
03:38:49
She tells me, because the schools are better there.
03:38:52
That's why I have a good reason,
03:38:55
which will then help her get into a good college.
03:38:57
I don't know if my ex has anything to do with her or if it's really what she wants.
03:39:01
I don't know how to handle this. I'm feeling lost. My child.
03:39:06
All of my
03:39:07
girls have always lived with me and the and the older the girls
03:39:10
and the older girls have yet to leave me.
03:39:14
I don't know why I read that
03:39:17
has nothing to do with this show.
03:39:18
Has nothing to do with you.
03:39:19
Have you tried a new recipe?
03:39:22
Perfect.
03:39:24
Get over it.
03:39:25
We can cover shoulders of giants gone by.
03:39:28
We reach for the stars.
03:39:29
We touch the sky twice on the backs of giants.
03:39:32
For starters.
03:39:33
For we stop.
03:39:37
Can we get much her?
03:39:39
Can we?
03:39:39
I move that to the. But that's our first sound effect.
03:39:42
Can we get.
03:39:43
Oh look it's not quite so loud anymore.
03:39:45
I can took over it I think
03:39:50
have it.
03:39:51
Oh can we do for us.
03:39:55
0I000.
03:40:04
All right I was saving this.
03:40:06
This is the last thing I got except a mash up at the mash ups kind of all sucked.
03:40:11
Except that poker won that fucking rock.
03:40:13
Oh, I mean, we can always revisit last week's for fun.
03:40:21
Everything's for fun, isn't it?
03:40:22
Do you ever do anything on here for pain,
03:40:25
for I don't know. Hey.
03:40:29
Yes. Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
03:40:33
Exactly.
03:40:35
I'm not. I'm not a liar.
03:40:37
You're going to love this one.
03:40:38
Then you should think about to do it all day.
03:40:44
So sorry about the commercial playing in the background.
03:40:47
I don't know where that's coming from.
03:40:49
It's on his video.
03:40:51
Thinking I had nothing to do with it day and like it was chicken grease.
03:40:56
I don't know what the difference.
03:40:59
That's 200 pounds for a family of four.
03:41:05
But now it's time for me and my child to those holidays.
03:41:09
You can just.
03:41:10
That's how you feel about that. Thank you.
03:41:12
Yeah.
03:41:13
That's a nigga for you, baby.
03:41:15
That's a nigga for you.
03:41:16
Look like what?
03:41:18
Wait, what?
03:41:20
She looks like one.
03:41:22
Well, I think after she.
03:41:24
After he poured the grease all over, she did.
03:41:27
That's
03:41:29
blackface.
03:41:31
Grease is indeed Italian.
03:41:33
Appropriation started with white face.
03:41:35
We ended with blackface.
03:41:36
Are you sure it's not Italian?
03:41:38
Appropriation? The grease.
03:41:40
So that's our hair,
03:41:43
not our fucking face, you fucking hateful fucking bigot.
03:41:47
Shove! Have you greasy Italian?
03:41:49
I, I would rather be a greasy Italian than a fucking dry.
03:41:52
Anything else?
03:41:57
So be it.
03:41:59
I just there's there's nothing wrong with that.
03:42:01
So what's your point
03:42:03
of. Okay, I get your point.
03:42:08
I have a point.
03:42:10
You know, people love to do
03:42:13
you do you think he put a commercial over his own video?
03:42:16
Though?
03:42:17
I don't understand people do it all right.
03:42:21
I got chicken grease.
03:42:22
I don't know what the difference.
03:42:25
That's 200 pounds for a family of oil.
03:42:28
Do you hear the commercial like that?
03:42:30
It's somebody like headphones on. Friends.
03:42:32
It's time for me and my child a holiday.
03:42:36
It. So it has to be warm.
03:42:38
Otherwise it would be coagulated, right?
03:42:40
I mean, obviously it's not, you know, fry or hot,
03:42:44
otherwise you'd be screaming red.
03:42:48
And I don't.
03:42:48
Are they sitting out by the Drive-Thru order thing to you?
03:42:51
I'm not sure where I don't know.
03:42:54
We we just black her.
03:42:57
He did.
03:42:57
And then he called her the N-word.
03:43:00
Right.
03:43:01
Is he allowed to do that?
03:43:03
He is. I guess he's black. Yeah. He's legit.
03:43:05
That's how you feel.
03:43:06
But now she is to wait, right? Yeah.
03:43:09
All right. Look at her friend.
03:43:11
Her friend didn't eat any grease.
03:43:13
Love that. Oops.
03:43:14
I went the wrong way.
03:43:17
Did you call the child the nigger?
03:43:18
Word?
03:43:20
I don't think it was a child.
03:43:21
That little kid. You call him a nigger?
03:43:24
Wait a minute.
03:43:24
That's a man, right?
03:43:26
So that gives you the right to call the child five year old and nigger
03:43:29
the N-word?
03:43:30
I think she's, like 65 years old.
03:43:33
That's me and my child. A nigger holiday.
03:43:36
Look, he smartly moved. He moved his leg.
03:43:39
You know, that's a hate speech. You just.
03:43:43
She's all like, fuck off.
03:43:46
She's just glad I don't give a shit.
03:43:48
She just glad she gets to eat.
03:43:51
That's how you feel about that?
03:43:52
Thank you.
03:43:53
She has nothing to say.
03:43:54
She's the nigger for you, baby.
03:43:56
That's a nigger for you.
03:43:57
Look like what he called. He said. Really?
03:44:00
He called his child the nigger word.
03:44:04
Yeah.
03:44:05
He's all like, you're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
03:44:13
Hey. Come on, give me.
03:44:21
I gotta get my dog.
03:44:23
You get my. You need my coat.
03:44:27
You my damn.
03:44:30
Wait.
03:44:30
I thought he drowned swimming.
03:44:33
I don't eat which one you know,
03:44:37
a lot of those people have that happen.
03:44:47
About.
03:44:50
You. You know
03:44:53
me. The.
03:44:54
You just
03:44:56
don't, you know.
03:44:56
Do you think it'll for Jesus? Don't
03:45:00
fall in.
03:45:03
Okay. Well, don't you want.
03:45:04
You don't get.
03:45:08
I mean, you don't
03:45:10
in state, but you still.
03:45:14
You don't like it.
03:45:16
The people represent.
03:45:17
You know, my.
03:45:21
Number.
03:45:36
If I do not bring it to my friend.
03:45:40
Did you? Jason,
03:45:44
I see you.
03:45:46
Yeah, but you did my to me if I could.
03:45:49
If I go and get my.
03:45:52
Yeah, my tip my for you.
03:45:54
I'm gonna.
03:45:55
Thanks again.
03:45:56
You got to do. I said you don't believe
03:45:59
that's my talk to you.
03:46:02
That's not true love.
03:46:03
That's my true love. That's my friend.
03:46:05
That's my.
03:46:06
It's a rap song.
03:46:07
Song to his dog.
03:46:11
I like to respond at the end, though, so that
03:46:15
he's her dog.
03:46:21
To lose jaw.
03:46:28
Make it stop.
03:46:29
Oh, there we go. That's blasting in my ear.
03:46:33
I got another one of these mashups.
03:46:35
We could just get out of the way.
03:46:37
How many times do I have to go back?
03:46:40
We lost one of the videos you had marked and saved.
03:46:43
Sent in.
03:46:45
It's now gone.
03:46:55
It was.
03:47:04
In the.
03:47:10
I think it was.
03:47:20
Time.
03:47:24
You want to welcome you?
03:47:39
Come.
03:47:39
Coming.
03:47:44
Slug and Beyonce. Bro.
03:47:47
They like dancing.
03:47:52
Do you prefer this one?
03:47:53
Yeah.
03:47:55
For the sake of everybody in the bay.
03:47:57
And like, you got some say, I don't know.
03:47:58
We get up and shake as I what we normally don't get out there playing it.
03:48:03
Okay.
03:48:04
What's the play for you.
03:48:09
It's pretty hard to find songs.
03:48:11
Oh, yeah.
03:48:12
I got.
03:48:21
Oh. Oh.
03:48:27
I don't think he's really doing all that.
03:48:29
Maybe is does he play it all?
03:48:31
See, the only member an outcast.
03:48:34
I mean, it's a no, it's a joke.
03:48:36
But, I mean, they do a lot of their own shit, but
03:48:39
I just.
03:48:40
I don't work under 3000, right?
03:48:42
Yeah. Yeah.
03:48:44
I can't believe I know.
03:48:45
So this particular, this particular album. So our guess is yeah.
03:48:48
Big Boy and Andre 3000 and in this for this album,
03:48:54
this is the first time that they, they did
03:48:57
a solo, a solo project.
03:49:00
They each did their own album,
03:49:01
but it was still a Outkast project and it was a double story.
03:49:06
So you still bought it as outcast,
03:49:08
but it was one album of the one guy shit and one album and the other guy shit like,
03:49:14
the only reason I know him is from the Flint Tropics.
03:49:22
Weird.
03:49:23
Because, you know, I'm not into rap, although that's good.
03:49:25
Yeah. He was also on other movies.
03:49:28
I didn't see him.
03:49:29
I can't remember what else he was in.
03:49:32
He's done
03:49:32
a bunch of small parts in a lot of movies, but he's just like, you know, like,
03:49:38
whatever.
03:49:38
Who cares?
03:49:40
Everyone cares.
03:49:42
Nobody fucking cares.
03:49:47
That's exactly the last concert I played.
03:49:49
How he ended. Nobody fucking care. No.
03:49:52
We were supposed to go on at 8:00, and they made us go on at 3:00.
03:49:56
So we played for like, ten people.
03:50:02
Is when I was little.
03:50:04
Yeah, a lot.
03:50:05
A lot that comes up is just Yahoo!
03:50:08
Did you say a la a la either.
03:50:11
Speaking of la la is resurrection just science?
03:50:13
We don't understand yet.
03:50:16
Resurrections.
03:50:18
Resurrection. Yeah.
03:50:18
I mean, when I cut my arm, it heals.
03:50:21
Starfish grows a limb.
03:50:23
Therefore,
03:50:26
and all my religious beliefs, the resurrection
03:50:27
was one of the hardest ones I had.
03:50:29
I always think it was just a magic trick that somebody pulled off.
03:50:32
I know that sounds a little blasphemous, but to have an actual,
03:50:37
reasonable conversation about it, like,
03:50:41
let's just say all the other stuff was true.
03:50:43
You know how the whole
03:50:45
resurrection, reanimation, basically, you know, did they did it?
03:50:49
Did he use lightning? Did they use science at all?
03:50:51
Did they just use, you know, did a genie go blowing and God said, poof
03:50:55
and just breathe life back into.
03:50:59
Or did he probably never really die?
03:51:00
And the way the story led it up as I was a kid,
03:51:02
I was like, wow, they really wrote this story.
03:51:04
They're like,
03:51:05
it was almost like watching a magic trick as they punch the sword
03:51:08
through each side of the box, they're like, no!
03:51:10
And then he hit them on the side of the sword.
03:51:12
So he bled out, you know, before they took him down from the cross.
03:51:15
So before you think that he faked his death,
03:51:18
we stabbed him and we put him on that we crucified him.
03:51:21
There's no way we could affect his death.
03:51:24
But he just wasn't fully dead.
03:51:27
That's what I'm saying, I think.
03:51:28
I think it had to be some kind of a movie.
03:51:31
Like, just fake, like, you know, like it's.
03:51:34
He was a monk.
03:51:35
I mean, you got to see him dead already, like.
03:51:36
I mean, like, if there's a mass shooting, there's two things you either do either
03:51:40
if you're involved in the mass shooting, you either are trying to,
03:51:43
like, be the hero or you just, like, play dead and, like,
03:51:45
lie with a bunch of bodies and hope that they don't come around
03:51:48
shooting everybody in the head just to make sure they're dead.
03:52:02
It's the Brady and Roger Brady
03:52:05
and or Gary, as above and so below.
03:52:10
They call these solos Brady.
03:52:11
And for sure we're doing it our way.
03:52:15
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
03:52:19
And don't show it Brady and draw.
03:52:22
It's their show now Brady draw.
03:52:34
I got games I got to play a game.
03:52:39
Do you want to try.
03:52:39
You got a browser on your computer there that you can
03:52:43
join?
03:52:43
No, I don't have a browser on my computer.
03:52:47
Damn I thought, how do I how do I get a browser on my computer?
03:52:50
I don't write.
03:52:54
You could do.
03:52:56
You could just have a phone.
03:52:57
I don't know.
03:53:04
Does it work?
03:53:06
My phone is in a browsers either.
03:53:14
So you got to go to, crunk RKO
03:53:19
with a K.
03:53:20
Do you see it or you can't see it there?
03:53:21
That's cool. It doesn't show my.
03:53:25
I don't know how to play this game.
03:53:26
I'm going to get shot right.
03:53:27
You are.
03:53:27
You say these words as if everyone knows how to spell them.
03:53:31
Okay.
03:53:31
Are you and CR Cruncher
03:53:35
just like the crunk lady?
03:53:36
We were just watching.
03:53:39
He knifed me.
03:53:40
No, maybe he didn't.
03:53:45
And then it's crocodile.
03:53:46
Not.com crocodile.
03:53:49
For some reason I put you because I know you said something weird.
03:53:53
I don't see my name.
03:53:54
I guess I'm player two.
03:53:57
Can I go up here?
03:54:02
Oh, it's got wings.
03:54:05
How does.
03:54:06
What does he have wings in knifing me?
03:54:07
He's had some kind of devil.
03:54:09
I. I don't like these games where you.
03:54:11
When you start, you can't win anything because.
03:54:15
What are you trying to win?
03:54:16
I don't know, I've never played this before in my life.
03:54:18
I just found five pages of games that we can play.
03:54:21
We can shoot, we can grow things.
03:54:25
We can do. Telephone. What's telephone?
03:54:28
How do we play telephone game?
03:54:30
That one I couldn't figure out. Let's forget that one.
03:54:36
That one was weird, too.
03:54:37
Yeah. The only one that was normal was this little fucking shooting game.
03:54:40
I thought it was actually pretty cool.
03:54:45
Abort mission.
03:54:47
Post game.
03:54:51
Zombies!
03:54:55
Start game.
03:54:56
I'm not a robot.
03:54:59
Pick the bicycle.
03:55:01
Should be way I can invite you.
03:55:02
Yeah.
03:55:05
Here we go.
03:55:07
So I'm going to put the link here in the chat.
03:55:17
And put it in Chad.
03:55:18
Who's to.
03:55:20
You don't know Chad.
03:55:22
He's the new host I got.
03:55:23
He's handsome.
03:55:24
You're going to put it in Chad.
03:55:27
I think you should go there.
03:55:29
See if we can shoot.
03:55:32
Go where?
03:55:34
There it is.
03:55:35
I put it in the private chat and in the studio.
03:55:38
Chad. Anywhere.
03:55:39
Don't put it in anyone. Anything.
03:55:43
Mission. Time out, I got it. Deploy now!
03:55:45
Oh, wait. It makes me. It makes me register.
03:55:46
Never mind.
03:55:48
I don't have an account created.
03:55:49
I thought we could just join. We can just join the other one.
03:55:56
Like, so did it.
03:55:57
It's not.
03:55:59
Yeah. Just hit quick match.
03:56:00
Don't go to the game. I said.
03:56:04
Well, click match.
03:56:05
We're deathmatch on.
03:56:06
Sandstorm is the quick match that came to me.
03:56:12
You just click the play.
03:56:13
That's all.
03:56:15
I don't know where I am.
03:56:16
Death team deathmatch on Sandstorm.
03:56:20
I don't know what that means.
03:56:23
When you click on click to play, it'll show you that's where you are.
03:56:26
Did you did you join the close?
03:56:28
Yeah. Just click anywhere on the screen.
03:56:31
Who knows if.
03:56:35
I think I am or not.
03:56:37
Okay, well, we wouldn't be either of us joining the same,
03:56:42
because there aren't that many people to play.
03:56:45
From what I could tell, that was it.
03:56:46
I only get to play that much now.
03:56:48
I got to register again.
03:56:49
Oh, that.
03:56:50
Oh, no, I just hit escape. I don't have to register. Oh, do I?
03:56:54
Yep. What?
03:56:58
They're not playing again.
03:56:59
Okay.
03:57:03
Of course.
03:57:04
Fucking. How do you shoot? Okay. That's,
03:57:07
my mouse reload.
03:57:10
I've never had to reload.
03:57:12
Probably.
03:57:13
Player to.
03:57:20
Oh, shit.
03:57:21
I hit control my whole fucking window changed and closed.
03:57:25
Oh, you suck.
03:57:27
What just happened?
03:57:28
My player through.
03:57:32
My screenshot.
03:57:33
Stop sharing the whole everything's gone.
03:57:42
That worked out about
03:57:43
as well as I thought it would have it.
03:57:46
Can I just click on the link again?
03:57:47
Yeah, I can do that.
03:57:54
Jeez, Opie, man, what in the fuck?
03:57:57
Share.
03:57:58
God damn, you just made me do.
03:58:03
Yeah, there's a lot of dying because people have,
03:58:05
like, these Diablo wings and shit.
03:58:10
They're just assholes
03:58:12
and losers.
03:58:12
If I have a bunch of.
03:58:15
They know all the little cheats and
03:58:18
hidey holes and there's lots of hidey holes.
03:58:22
Shit, I hit control again. There's.
03:58:23
I hit control a crouch.
03:58:25
Usually.
03:58:29
Oh, wait.
03:58:29
Yeah. See?
03:58:30
So when you kill people, you start getting dog tags and building your shit up.
03:58:35
I am,
03:58:37
I don't try to knife me.
03:58:42
I don't want or mystery.
03:59:06
I can't shoot him.
03:59:07
What's going on?
03:59:10
Did you see that shit? No.
03:59:15
Oh, I get it.
03:59:15
I'm stuck in the game.
03:59:18
That's why I can't control the fucking stream anymore.
03:59:23
That's pretty wild,
03:59:25
because I was stuck in the game.
03:59:26
We can't share two screens.
03:59:28
What kind of bullshit is that? Exit.
03:59:31
Yeah. You got to hit escape first.
03:59:33
Sorry, I don't I don't have a map.
03:59:34
I mean, a mac. I don't have exit. Oh, fuck.
03:59:37
Apple. Apple key.
03:59:39
So I don't
03:59:41
know if it's just because I'm, like, running around like a jackass.
03:59:44
There's no there's people that have way.
03:59:46
So you start with just regular shit,
03:59:47
and there's people that have everything already.
03:59:50
Like I keep missing everyone every time.
03:59:54
You guessed eight.
03:59:57
Fuck. Fine.
03:59:57
Oh, wait, I'm in a snowy place.
04:00:00
We're not in the same place.
04:00:02
Yeah, right.
04:00:03
Yeah. I don't know what you're in. No, you're on the.
04:00:05
I have to register and figure it out.
04:00:07
That's what we should do next time.
04:00:10
That's a shame. To.
04:00:16
Oh, I shut that motherfucker off really far away.
04:00:18
Did you see that shit
04:00:21
or. No. Did he kill me?
04:00:22
Free for all on see?
04:00:23
Oh, am I, like, dead by one?
04:00:26
Shots fired.
04:00:30
Three from standstill.
04:00:31
They're not on your map.
04:00:37
You're dead right.
04:00:43
I got stats.
04:00:43
It's embarrassing when you get stabbed.
04:00:46
Oh, I got sniped.
04:00:50
Player, where does it say your name?
04:00:52
I don't even know what my name is.
04:00:58
I'm guessed eight
04:01:00
or guessed B now guessed eight.
04:01:02
What's your number?
04:01:03
When you get killed, it'll tell you.
04:01:05
Oh, I'm hiding.
04:01:08
Oh, yeah.
04:01:09
But I can see your screen.
04:01:11
Damn, he's got a screen.
04:01:12
Like, get over to the inner message area.
04:01:16
Fuck off.
04:01:16
I know
04:01:19
he's just.
04:01:21
Where's he got an IP?
04:01:25
Oh. Well,
04:01:29
this isn't very much fun.
04:01:36
This is bullshit.
04:01:37
Oh, shift crouch is.
04:01:38
That's nice to know.
04:01:49
Oh, do these people are losers?
04:01:53
Yeah. Feel that good at this game?
04:01:56
You got fucking go play a game
04:01:59
instead of free. Free, free.
04:02:02
Holy shit. I got a kill. Yeah,
04:02:04
it's fucking your turn.
04:02:07
He's all.
04:02:07
He's the way. He's jump. Yeah.
04:02:10
Yeah, but, there's another game.
04:02:13
I'm sure there's other games.
04:02:17
There is.
04:02:19
And this is bonk.
04:02:22
There's a bong
04:02:24
bonk.
04:02:25
Supercar stadium.
04:02:33
Oh! I don't know what this is.
04:02:39
It's. Oh, let me play a game.
04:02:42
Oh, I have to put my name in.
04:02:45
All right,
04:02:47
brain.
04:02:55
Beret, the.
04:03:01
All right, so I'm going to bring this one up.
04:03:03
It's bonk!
04:03:03
Die! Oh!
04:03:07
No idea.
04:03:08
The game.
04:03:11
Until I'm on my.
04:03:13
Oh, yeah.
04:03:16
I'm going to be orange for fladge rant.
04:03:18
I'm going to be.
04:03:21
Oh, I don't like when they do that.
04:03:22
The new players there.
04:03:23
I have to delete that.
04:03:25
I'm very I'm going to play as a guest.
04:03:29
We should do a tutorial.
04:03:32
Oh man.
04:03:33
What? Oh man.
04:03:34
What is this? To move arrow keys.
04:03:36
Press up to jump.
04:03:37
I'm pressing up. Oh, there we go.
04:03:40
To win, be the last player alive
04:03:42
or around at the next.
04:03:47
You start to bounce higher.
04:03:49
Hold up when rising down one. Falling.
04:03:52
Okay. Up, down. Oh, that was pretty easy.
04:03:55
Hold X to make yourself heavier.
04:04:00
I can't push through this little thing here.
04:04:03
And oh, that was a pretty stupid an easy.
04:04:09
And then push.
04:04:15
Natural player off.
04:04:16
But then I died.
04:04:18
Oh, wait.
04:04:19
No, I gotta land.
04:04:19
Okay, so I gotta land on this thing.
04:04:23
Sit on.
04:04:26
Up. Push down, Push down.
04:04:33
Okay, I got the tutorial done.
04:04:35
That's pretty easy.
04:04:40
Two sides.
04:04:43
You will be matched with other players soon,
04:04:45
so I'm just waiting for you, not just point.
04:04:47
Oh, I died. Don't hit that. It's a draw. I lost.
04:04:52
Metal factory.
04:04:58
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
04:05:00
What what what is the the object of this game?
04:05:07
Is something.
04:05:07
Move!
04:05:09
Does it not start till you get here?
04:05:11
You're not trying to get here.
04:05:12
So I'm not sure what I'm doing.
04:05:18
And I'm dead.
04:05:21
Well, if you're getting in bed, we should end the show.
04:05:23
Because it makes me very homophobic.
04:05:26
Well, you got you got chicken wings.
04:05:30
You know what? To get in bed with me.
04:05:31
No, no.
04:05:35
What did he say?
04:05:44
What a fuck.
04:05:45
Starts a conversation like that.
04:05:47
Then this is joy.
04:05:49
This is true story time
04:05:52
charm.
04:05:53
This is time to talk.
04:05:54
He's not wearing any pants.
04:05:58
Yeah, that's.
04:05:59
That's what in my pants belongs only to you.
04:06:05
Your pants cover up your private parts.
04:06:11
Your pants
04:06:13
cover up your private parts.
04:06:17
What?
04:06:18
Your pants
04:06:20
be. Oh, so to you, it's.
04:06:23
Soak your pants.
04:06:24
Cover up your private parts.
04:06:30
If someone asks, see what's in your pants?
04:06:35
Tell them yes.
04:06:38
It's okay.
04:06:40
It's okay to tell them.
04:06:44
Yeah,
04:06:47
it's okay to tell them.
04:06:48
Yeah.
04:06:52
Well.
04:06:54
It is useless to resist.
04:06:56
Don't let yourself be destroyed.
04:06:58
It's all be wanted. You.
04:07:04
Yes, me.
04:07:09
Yeah. You.
04:07:14
There is no escape.
04:07:17
Don't make me destroy you.
04:07:21
Scary.
04:07:22
He do not yet.
04:07:23
The lines in pockets.
04:07:26
You have only begun to discover your power.
04:07:29
Showing me.
04:07:30
And I will complete your training.
04:07:33
With all combined strength.
04:07:35
You can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
04:07:41
It's up to you out of know I love it.
04:07:43
If you only knew that power.
04:07:46
On the dark side.
04:07:48
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
04:07:52
What happened?
04:07:57
He didn't know? No.
04:08:00
I am the father.
04:08:06
No. No,
04:08:10
that's not true.
04:08:13
That doesn't make sense.
04:08:15
Let me see.
04:08:17
Know. It's
04:08:20
so cool.
04:08:24
Oh, so very.
04:08:27
He can destroy your wife.
04:08:29
He has foreseen it is your destiny.
04:08:34
Joining me.
04:08:36
Together we can rule the galaxy
04:08:39
as father and son.
04:08:51
Come with me.
04:08:53
It is the only way as a box of love.
04:08:57
You fucking asshole!
04:09:04
You. Holy!
04:09:22
Look!
04:09:24
Are you
04:09:26
whatever I am, I.
04:09:34
Oh, yes. Oh!
04:09:41
Yeah.
04:09:54
Whoa! Oh!
04:10:20
I. Oh, my.
04:10:42
You carry.
04:10:45
He has left fly trunks alive.
04:10:50
He obeyed. Who was coming?
04:10:52
And then she slammed the door.
04:10:55
He wandered all,
04:11:00
were left here
04:11:02
pretending fly trans lives.
04:11:08
But the soul of it is lost.
04:11:15
Carry all alone in his home.
04:11:22
We can laugh at the old days.
04:11:26
He was stubborn.
04:11:28
And then I remember
04:11:34
when he stood and put up a fight.
04:11:38
Night of the week
04:11:45
he became.
04:11:48
There has several,
04:11:53
cups.
04:11:54
The stale old
04:11:57
smell of defeat
04:12:05
in the spring goes dim.
04:12:08
Another bad joke is wasted.
04:12:13
Still full and friends lying.
04:12:17
Monday, £0.10 Mr.
04:12:22
white said stop the show
04:12:26
or else she already pulled the trigger.
04:12:34
Now we limp on like it.
04:12:36
So today when the door comes,
04:12:42
tonight will be a memory
04:12:45
to not grenade her.
04:12:53
Please spotlight now.
04:12:58
Awful song from drawer
04:13:01
pretending closet
04:13:05
fucking in the smoking.
04:13:11
He's the one who filled
04:13:16
Gary's hole.
04:13:19
But whole shows
04:13:22
must gone
04:13:28
touch me.
04:13:30
It's so hard to remember.
04:13:35
All alone with.
04:13:42
What's wrong with not being obscene
04:13:45
as above, so below.
04:13:53
Eight time might be ten 09P.
04:13:55
Y'all ever wonder if you all have your worth?
04:14:01
He. Been.
04:14:11
In. This day.
04:14:22
They.
04:14:31
Ain't.
04:14:57
Been.
04:15:04
Dead and
04:15:07
they.
04:15:12
Yeah.