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There's a labor
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issue that is Rance must be solved.
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And he's making a sandwich on flat grounds
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when he's lying on the.
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And the viewers all cheer with the word chicken.
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And Woody keeps.
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Oh, when she's
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tearing down sledge runs.
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There's a cross on the wall.
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And she wants to be sure.
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That is faith.
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Without y'all is.
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You may in a church by the road.
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There's a preacher who prays.
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Sometimes all of his friends are missed.
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You name you.
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Oh, it makes you wonder.
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Oh, you do.
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Oh, oh, it really makes me wonder.
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Oh, there's a feeling she gets.
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When she hears his loud chest.
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And her heart is now crying for leaving.
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In her prayer.
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She has seen a new path that is clean.
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And the voices of grace keep on falling.
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Oh, it makes
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her wonder. Oh.
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Oh, it really makes her wonder.
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Oh oh.
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And it's whisper
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that soon defeats not her too.
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That her wrath will come down like a fire.
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And the new day will dawn.
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If he kneels and reforms.
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All her fury will burn.
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Ever heard.
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Does anybody remember flags, rants
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and, I.
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And, The world.
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa oh.
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And if there's a reason on this show.
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Don't be fooled down.
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It's just a spark that could burn down that show.
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Oh, yes.
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There are two parts we can go by.
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But in the long run,
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there's still time to choose.
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Faith, though. The show.
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Oh, oh,
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that it makes you wonder.
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Oh. Oh.
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His phone is humming and it won't stop.
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In case you don't know, the Lord's calling him to repent. Now.
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Dear husband, can you hear her?
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Please grow.
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And you know
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your salvation lies beyond those.
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Unsaid. You.
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I mean, what on earth is.
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Going on?
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Why do you.
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Want.
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And then I wanna know.
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Proof that your eyes,
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her shadow looms larger than his ways.
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The skies are white.
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We all know
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who shines with faith.
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And watch no show you.
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How is rush?
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Must find to save us. So.
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Oh, and if he listens very.
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Oh my heart truth will come to him I.
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When faith is what it rests on.
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No, you do.
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Has it all got so.
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Got it all. Oh!
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You. And he's
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making us.
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And when young
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slay.
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You're up. Oh!
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously?
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It's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly
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well adjusted. Everything you hear is opinion,
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exaggeration, sarcasm or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
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to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially if you're prone to taking things too
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seriously. This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Many TV.
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Media.
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Is. Very.
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Limiting.
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Baby.
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Is. Oh.
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Oh. Oh, baby.
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Hey! Good. Oh.
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Baby.
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Baby, baby. You.
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The time is relative.
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Hi, I'm Gary,
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in a despicable act of cowardice.
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One of the strongest voices of the conservative political right
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has been silenced.
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Or has it?
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The murder
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of Charlie Kirk
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was unthinkable.
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Unjustified.
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But that goes without saying.
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When is it all right to react to the expression
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of thoughts and ideas?
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Oh, when would that would be appropriate
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to act with physical violence?
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I'll tell you never.
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That is never.
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Okay, look, no.
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But I've taken the summer off.
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I feel like a schoolteacher.
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Yeah.
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And I had summer off.
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And that leads me to my topic, which is summer.
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I usually, go back to the Greeks.
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The the origin of Western civilization. But
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as old as ancient Greek is from
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the present,
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Sumer was to the ancient Greeks, even older.
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Here's the thing about Sumer, though.
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They hit the ground running.
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What I mean by this there was no growing pains.
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They had city planning, they had irrigation.
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The things I talked about Greece having,
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like the politics and the Pythagorean theorem,
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the Sumerians had that they had all of that.
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It's like they had a leg up.
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We get away from the shoulders of giants gone by.
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We reach for the stars.
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We touch the sky flies on the backs of giants.
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For starters. Fire.
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We roar.
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So long can we get much higher.
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It kind of reminds me of the, story from,
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South America of, Quetzalcoatl.
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And I'm sure I'm saying that wrong.
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It was a civilization.
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And so he would teach, he went to South America
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and taught people how to govern themselves.
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They taught them agriculture, math,
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astronomy.
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And these are things that they had in Sumer
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from day one.
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Archeologists don't even understand like they
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they think it was an anomaly when they
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they dig on it, keep digging under sewers,
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original cities, and they find that it started
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with this sophisticated layout
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and this this, plan,
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the city planning was in place before they even
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started digging
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the first foundation for anything.
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So they had it going on, and, it could have been memory.
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We're going to talk a little bit about the Younger Dryas event,
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but, so let's go scroll through the history here.
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We know that 50,000 years ago,
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the Earth was in a, glacial stage.
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We were, in the last ice age.
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Well,
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we came out of that,
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I don't know, roughly 15,000 years go quickly, very quickly.
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So there was some flooding and there was a lot of flood myths going on.
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But not as much as after the the Younger Dryas event.
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Now, the Younger Dryas event gave us another 1300 years of,
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of, Ice Age,
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worse than the actual Ice Age itself.
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And, so there were
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2000 years between the last ice age
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and the Younger Dryas event,
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where it was Paradise here, and life flourished
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and humans were, in our current form,
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and they were able to develop
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and come up with agriculture and government and,
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and in these kinds of things, they had leisure time.
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They didn't the, the
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they didn't have to dedicate all their time to survival.
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But Younger Dryas hit
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and they can't explain really.
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They're having trouble explaining anyway why it lasted 1300 years,
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that that cold spell after the the Younger Dryas event.
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Because if a volcano did it,
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it usually takes 3 or 4 years to clear up.
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You know, the ash eventually
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gets filtered through and life returns to normal
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and, large impact from of,
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meteor that could last as much as a century,
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but not 1300 years.
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Well, they figured out that there was a current in the in the Atlantic Ocean
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that that, moves the heat around
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and the fresh water pouring into the ocean
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created a layer of lighter,
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fresh water on top of the salt water.
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And it choked out the the circulation
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of the, the the heat
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that that circulates through the Atlantic Ocean.
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And that's why it lasted so long.
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Then a second
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event, like that cataclysmic event happened
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at the end of that 1300 years.
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And that's when flooding happened, because,
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when we came out of that, the this the mini ice age,
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it's our very quickly is,
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as quickly as it thaws from the last ice age
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ten times that and as civilizations
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flooded and we got a lot of flood myths all over the world where
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we're, where it was a lot of allegory.
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You know, the,
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we don't know
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how much of this is actual history, but
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the lot of people came up with a lot of different flood myths.
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But then when we started building civilization
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after that, everywhere in the world, we already had agriculture.
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We already had, systems of government.
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We also, but Sumer is a great example because they had cuneiform.
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You may remember that from an episode, 100 shows ago,
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but there was a written language that didn't have go through growing pains.
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Somehow, some way it was given to them.
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Now they've got some interesting mythology,
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and I love the mythology from them.
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Let's say they've got
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honor on who I like I knew because it's anus without the ass.
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And he was the father of Enki and Enlil.
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Anki,
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supposedly allegedly
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created humans to do their their work.
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Now it's unclear.
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And Sumerian mythology whether these were considered
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divine creatures or just creatures from the heavens or just teachers.
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So it was kind of an ambiguous term that they just call them the Anunnaki.
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Well, and he's
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got some great stories, like he like Lapis Lazuli.
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And I might be saying that wrong.
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I might be lazuli, I don't know, but it's this blue
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gemstone that you can only find in Afghanistan.
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And, according to records, he,
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according to myth, he, he wrote,
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his scrolls on on lapis, and,
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he built a palace out of this blue gemstone.
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Well,
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he ended up getting killed by TM,
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to get revenge for his uncle's death.
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And Lil's son, Marduk
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killed Tiamat, split her body in two,
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and half of it became the Earth, and half of it became the heavens.
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And here's my question.
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You got to lapis lazuli in Afghanistan.
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What?
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What?
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Where were they when they were fighting?
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If after the fight, they created
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the earth and the heavens?
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Just wondering.
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Just to doesn't make a lot of sense.
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But again, it could be allegory.
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So, what an interesting thing that all these flood
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myths have together in common is before the flood,
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the Sumerian kings
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lists included these rains that were thousands
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and tens of thousands of years after the flood.
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There were more human life
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expectancy ranges, so
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maybe the other 90 were aliens.
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I'm putting that out there for you,
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but I've got, a couple more pages of rant
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and, like, for instance, the word tilt is
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is short for until spelled apostrophe til.
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Why is my phone auto corrected to tilt?
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That's like tilling the soil.
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It's like what a farmer has to do to get the the land ready to plant crops.
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So, it drives me crazy when I see it on a
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t shirt or a billboard or any sign or a commercial.
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An especially on my phone.
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It should auto correct to a pasture free till.
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That's ridiculous. But I've got more.
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But I want to talk to the boys.
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It's been a few, we used to have, I've.
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I've missed the last, I don't know, 18 producers meetings.
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Well, let's say I've been missing, Bob, Robert.
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Caleb Brady.
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Ella.
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Person.
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You have to be able to admit that God is not crushing it.
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This is not A-plus work
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I have, you know, five.
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I mean,
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I countries over around by against the middle list is on fire.
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Like five years ago, we all almost got taken on by a strong
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homosexual in charge of this place.
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Is there a manager to talk to about life?
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Something is off about it,
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and I know, but the service is not great.
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But I get it.
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People need something, you know,
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that's, you know, just religion gives you that little insurance policy of heaven.
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That's really in case it's real.
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You just bet on it.
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When I was a kid, my neighbors were Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Those are the most annoying ones.
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I don't know if you're a Jehovah Witness,
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but you guys really suck
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that there's so much joy out of life.
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They don't celebrate birthdays.
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Like, why would you take that away from children?
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And they go to church way too much.
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They go three times a week.
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They go Tuesdays, Fridays and Sundays, and it's like you're looking desperate
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out of here, you know, it's God.
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Just find the new jabber.
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I'll be right back to go find them.
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Jennifer, you act like you busy.
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God is the hot chick in this situation.
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Pretend you got stuff going on.
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And I been in the chair three times a week.
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How much? Where you think that's Jehovah? Need
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you need a hand?
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Hey, I need you.
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You. Me?
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Hey, I'll do it is okay.
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That's a little.
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That's really sick.
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When you get down to it, then don't let him hear you say that.
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It's funny.
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This verse. Nothing.
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Hey, hey hey.
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I don't know, I'll figure that out tomorrow already.
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I'm sorry.
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And that is why I started the show with Sumer.
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Because as far as civilization goes, that was our a,
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civilization, our original.
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But it sounds like from the way
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they started with already developed, writing astronomy,
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geometry, political system, irrigation.
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It sounds like that wasn't the start of anything either.
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But all of the creation myths
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kind of sounds like a restart
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rather than a, a,
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beginning, but like,
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I'm picking up from the ruins
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of earlier and and moving on.
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I had a I have an iOS rant.
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We were talking about using some sort of Apple something or another,
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and I was looking at the symbol for, for Macintosh computers,
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and it's an Apple with a single byte taken out of it.
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And I was thinking, you know, the creation myth with,
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the, the apple with the one byte taking the original sin.
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Alan Turing, the,
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the godfather of computing,
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the the reason we call a computer's Turing machines.
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He was convicted of homosexuality
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after being a war hero for cracking the German code,
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and he was sentenced to eat
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an apple laced with cyanide.
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And if you do, you get the right byte.
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That's all it'll take.
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And I think that with that, Apple is not real, original said.
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I've got a couple more examples of that of where,
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the, the,
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the conservative views
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were, behind the times.
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Now, Copernicus came up with
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the heliocentric theory.
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Now, Sumerians had the heliocentric theory, by the way.
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By the way, the Sumerians had the heliocentric theory.
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I don't take orders from the woman.
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By the way.
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Was told by the Inquisition.
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That's a no no.
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Well, Galileo, 100 years later,
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he was told the same thing by Cardinal Robert
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Bellarmine
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to, tread lightly with this heliocentric thing.
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So he did a dialog where he,
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you know, gave both, you know, arguments.
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And of course, the heliocentric argument was stronger because it's true.
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And so he went
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in front of, he went to Rome and went in front of the the big head
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honchos, the Roman Catholic Church, and they sentenced him to,
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how he they put him under house arrest.
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So he was punished
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for speaking the truth.
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I've got one
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faction which says that.
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Yeah, you should probably check the fact.
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That is so.
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I appreciate your Alan Turing myths.
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That myth.
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That sounds very fantastical, if you will.
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But from experience, when I sat down with, what was his name?
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The leader of Alan Turing.
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You know, when I stack all my buddy Steve Jobs, who.
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I forgot his name. We were so good friends. I just call him.
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Hey, hey. Yeah, that.
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He tells me that the reason that there's a bite off
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the apple is simply for the bite.
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Pretty for a, computer storage measurement.
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I was just making it up.
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Oh, no, it's it's a myth.
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It's written.
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There's it's there's usually there's references to the Bible.
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You kind of.
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You mentioned it was skimmed right past that to the Alan Turing myth.
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Yeah. No.
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And just to be clear, even me saying the bite is also a myth.
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I just wanted to add that, like, I knew what I was talking about.
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Nobody really knows what it means.
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No, no, the designer's name was Rob Jan off?
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We could have. Oh,
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okay.
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Let's, room up
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15863, Rance three.
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Maybe if he's watching, he could call in. Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. Call him. Yeah.
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I've got another thing.
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This is just kind of housekeeping.
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Like, I haven't been on the show for a while,
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but I've seen every minute of it, and it's been fantastic.
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You guys are doing a great job.
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I mean,
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a lot of people think that I'm the glue that holds this all together.
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That's not true.
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There.
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The bridge that connects
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briefly and draw is Stephan.
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Now, we'll be celebrating.
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Well, getting together, as we always do every year.
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He took his own life, ten years ago this March.
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And, although,
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Brady and I wouldn't know each other if it wasn't for me.
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I wouldn't know Brady if it wasn't for Stephan.
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First time I met, I might have these mixed up.
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First time I met Brady,
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he walked into Stephan's Halloween party dressed as Boba Fett.
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The next time I saw Brady, he and his wife walked in
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in black outfits with lime.
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Neon. And, they were like stick figures.
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We did. I reverse those?
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No, I don't think so.
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Okay, yeah, it goes back and then.
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And then the stick figures.
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I got the stick for your outfit.
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I mean, your Boba Fett was for me.
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Like, I swear I invented that.
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I dare you to show me the reference of it before that date.
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I have documentation from a specific date and I can't find any.
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It's everywhere now. Everyone does it.
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You can even buy the suit with the tubes already in it,
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right? Oh, you don't even.
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Yeah, you got work for a month with your black outfit.
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Freaking Silom light sticks.
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You know, we didn't have led back then, okay?
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It was just chemicals that you.
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It's that the chemicals.
00:29:39
Total chemicals. That was definitely a chemical party.
00:29:42
Those are. Those are great. Those are great.
00:29:44
I think, Ryan, brother, was that one of those?
00:29:47
I think that was that party he was at.
00:29:50
I drove him
00:29:52
away.
00:29:52
Oh, he had a he had a girl.
00:29:54
He had a girl there with him.
00:29:56
Well, I think we drove separately,
00:30:00
within no reason to walk down memory lane.
00:30:02
I've got lots more.
00:30:03
I've got.
00:30:04
So my idea to celebrate Stephan
00:30:09
is you haven't been playing my Reagan jokes.
00:30:11
Anyway. Let's.
00:30:13
He always littered you dad videos with soccer clips.
00:30:18
Now, it.
00:30:19
In preparation for the show, I should have probably sent you a couple soccer clips.
00:30:23
I've.
00:30:24
All I really look for are the the goof up ones, you know, like,
00:30:28
bad goals and people getting hit in the nuts or the face or whatever, but,
00:30:33
but we should replace my rating clips with,
00:30:38
yeah, soccer clips.
00:30:42
I don't think I have it ready.
00:30:45
No, because I didn't see it squat.
00:30:46
Well, I sent you some good stuff, actually, this week.
00:30:53
We have a chicken attack.
00:30:55
Do you have a sandwich?
00:30:57
Do we have a chicken sandwich?
00:30:59
We have everything.
00:31:01
Oh. We do okay.
00:31:02
Good.
00:31:04
What's the dog doing?
00:31:08
Bagels for one Punch Man fans, we've got fresh
00:31:12
updates, though they might not sound too exciting to everyone.
00:31:15
Recently, director Shin been gay stirred the community by admitting that season
00:31:20
three of One Punch Man may not reach the same level of greatness
00:31:23
as other spoilers because I have not seen season 1 or 2 yet.
00:31:27
But I assume,
00:31:30
you are such a loser.
00:31:31
Satan is the greatest antihero ever.
00:31:36
This is my favorite show.
00:31:38
I mean, this is seriously not my favorite anime.
00:31:42
One Punch Man is my favorite show.
00:31:45
I thought it was a fake show.
00:31:46
All the trailers I thought were fake.
00:31:48
I didn't realize it was a real.
00:31:50
It's not a real show season one, which is still regarded
00:31:53
as one of the most visually stunning anime adaptations ever made.
00:31:58
At the same time, he asked fans to appreciate the effort, dedication
00:32:02
and creativity of the production team, pointing out that JC star looks a lot
00:32:07
like The Last Airbender or the last Avatar.
00:32:11
Okay, okay, I can see that
00:32:13
the resemblance, however,
00:32:17
the the story of One Punch Man is terrific.
00:32:22
His attitude is awesome.
00:32:25
I just don't be going so awesome.
00:32:31
Why don't you.
00:32:32
Why don't you get him beside Tama?
00:32:34
You'll you'll never be back yet.
00:32:36
Just three animated teaser trailers that feel more like fillers to come.
00:32:40
The hype than previews of finished work this makes it obvious
00:32:44
that production is struggling and still racing against the clock
00:32:47
to deliver on time, which naturally worries fans who want promises
00:32:51
to serve as the main showcase where the franchise takes center stage.
00:32:55
On top of that, it was just I've never, ever seen one of season three.
00:32:59
I'm not really into anime, into the Monster Association.
00:33:02
You don't have to be this as a recap of seasons, not about the ending
00:33:06
fans of there's an anime that's actually rising as a hero hunter.
00:33:11
The head of the Monster Association, and the battles.
00:33:16
I'm not aligned with is from episode 21.
00:33:19
Fans may see the recap as unnecessary filler,
00:33:22
while others welcome one Punch Man looks like and oriented.
00:33:26
It is one of the most action, but it doesn't matter.
00:33:29
What format are you?
00:33:31
If they've got a lot to say,
00:33:34
I agree,
00:33:36
but I like watching men fuck.
00:33:39
It is kind of like that and it's kind of like saying exactly that.
00:33:42
So, okay, here's what I need my production team for.
00:33:45
I don't have any idea how I can watch it.
00:33:47
It comes out next month for my birthday.
00:33:51
Oh, dude, I got it real.
00:33:53
All we got to do,
00:33:56
if I want to watch your react live on the show,
00:33:59
go to Because.
00:34:06
The entire.
00:34:10
Yeah,
00:34:11
but executive producer is telling me that you are to purchase it on Spotify
00:34:14
or Apple Music or wherever you can buy your videos.
00:34:19
That play out on Tubi.
00:34:21
Paramount. I don't know what.
00:34:24
I don't know what it's on.
00:34:25
I that's what I need a production staff for.
00:34:27
Let's go.
00:34:28
Do you tell me what I need to
00:34:29
who I can spend money to, and I will mail them a check.
00:34:32
It's called one touch, man. One punch man.
00:34:37
Oh, frozen.
00:34:39
No sound.
00:34:41
I got a monitor.
00:34:41
I see it's it might be you, Ryan, I got it.
00:34:45
I got a monitor right here.
00:34:46
So I'm watching both YouTube and,
00:34:50
rumble.
00:34:52
It seems clear on my own, but if anybody's seen
00:34:55
some splotchy, frozen, no sound cutting in and out, hit refresh.
00:35:00
Which, now that I said that, I can see it's not the ideal instruction.
00:35:04
If we're frozen with no sound.
00:35:05
Because you're not going to be able to hear me to say, hit refresh.
00:35:08
But what you need to do is hit refresh.
00:35:12
I thought you said he was cutting the grass.
00:35:14
Do you see cutting the grass and that.
00:35:16
And then you read it.
00:35:17
It says cutting in and out. Guys.
00:35:19
Oh, no, it's.
00:35:20
It's cutting the grass on my screen.
00:35:22
I guess we should play the game.
00:35:29
I don't I'm not prepared to play the game.
00:35:32
Okay.
00:35:34
No, this is not a one punch man game that I'm aware of, but there's a
00:35:38
we're in the George Drummond Gordon Georgia
00:35:41
I think I said it right that time.
00:35:45
I don't think he's on.
00:35:46
It's just, blank avatar.
00:35:48
He's like, oh fuck I am.
00:35:50
Yeah I'm I'm in the same place I've been every single fucking Monday for the past.
00:35:55
However many fucking Mondays.
00:35:59
Oh, you're ranting.
00:36:00
What are you what are you doing?
00:36:03
Where? In my barn.
00:36:04
I'm in the barn.
00:36:06
You are surrounding fucking
00:36:09
some things that may be, can, can can
00:36:13
construed, misconstrued as potentially being religious.
00:36:18
No. Let's talk about negativity.
00:36:21
Never.
00:36:21
I don't know you very much criticized, biting of an apple.
00:36:26
You criticized, you brought up other religions that were non Christian based.
00:36:31
So, like, I don't understand what we're doing, what you're doing here.
00:36:34
Why wait, Christian. Bless you.
00:36:36
I thought I fixed this before. Christian is based.
00:36:43
What?
00:36:44
This is okay?
00:36:45
That Tom Brady, you went away.
00:36:49
What can we make it so Gary goes away?
00:36:52
I don't want you here.
00:36:53
You suck.
00:36:54
There we go. Perfect.
00:36:55
All right. There it.
00:36:58
There's a whole bunch.
00:37:00
So we're just going to just show the fuck up and not.
00:37:03
It's not your. It's your show.
00:37:05
It was just, I got I got a show to run.
00:37:07
I'm the face of the franchise.
00:37:10
Snaggle tooth and all.
00:37:12
Go me. We.
00:37:16
You're an asshole. So you know.
00:37:18
Thank you.
00:37:21
If I have any feelings, you could have heard them.
00:37:24
Were you inspired by, like, recent events?
00:37:27
Just come back out and speak your mind because that's, you know,
00:37:31
what we should do?
00:37:32
Have no discourse.
00:37:35
Last week, I was on the show, so I took the four hour nap.
00:37:39
And then I woke up, and without checking where you guys were in the show,
00:37:43
I just kind of, like, popped in, and I felt so unwelcome.
00:37:46
And then when I watched it back, I realized
00:37:49
I just disrupted the flow of the show.
00:37:50
You guys were in the middle of a sandwich segment, and like, I would just kind of
00:37:54
stand out, you know, welcoming the what I was talking about was your voice.
00:37:59
You sound like you just woke up.
00:38:01
I felt rude, I didn't want to talk to you.
00:38:02
Yeah, I think you were one with, I felt like
00:38:06
I came home late and I made some dirty noise, and I woke my wife up.
00:38:10
Here is. Oh, shit.
00:38:11
Sorry. That was just my perspective.
00:38:14
It was handling it.
00:38:15
It was like, you know, I. Welcome to two.
00:38:18
I felt like there was a squirrel that if I made too much commotion
00:38:20
or mention too much religion, that you were going to run away.
00:38:23
Yeah, but I was I was afraid.
00:38:24
I was afraid for your marriage. Really?
00:38:26
We were both.
00:38:28
Oh, I was talking about the consequences of speaking your mind,
00:38:32
which is that that the very topic.
00:38:35
And then Charlie Kirk actually gets murdered
00:38:40
for just speaking.
00:38:44
I could not live with myself if I did not speak my mind.
00:38:46
After witnessing something like that.
00:38:48
Like I, Exactly.
00:38:51
I'm going to I will play the the Gary monologue,
00:38:54
or at least a portion of the Charlie Kirk beginning portion.
00:38:57
See, because I asked you all week
00:38:58
if you were going to be on it would really help us prepare.
00:39:01
I know, and that's why I kept it a secret.
00:39:05
Yeah, but I just I'm I'm skeptical.
00:39:09
Just, like, just like an absentee father.
00:39:11
I'm just waiting for you to leave the next time.
00:39:14
Yeah, yeah.
00:39:15
I gonna just step out for a second.
00:39:17
They're gone.
00:39:18
Yeah,
00:39:20
yeah, yeah, that's what you did, Joe.
00:39:24
Oh, so
00:39:26
you're welcome.
00:39:28
But I.
00:39:28
You think that I would just sacrifice.
00:39:31
I'd be a soccer player for your benefit.
00:39:35
But I realized this week that it's for me.
00:39:38
I do this for me.
00:39:39
I'm doing it.
00:39:42
I don't want to be racist against Irish people,
00:39:44
but those are hooligans.
00:39:47
That actually ethnically charged.
00:39:50
Yeah.
00:39:51
The term again comes from the hooligans.
00:39:53
Yeah.
00:39:54
I watched my first college football game in years,
00:39:58
and it was the Aggies versus the Irish.
00:40:01
And the Aggies came back and scored a touchdown.
00:40:04
I was like 11 seconds to go and won the game.
00:40:07
Like it was so exciting for, you know I always considered college
00:40:11
to like the JV water now version of the football.
00:40:14
I like.
00:40:21
Save the, guy, that guy.
00:40:22
So we get it.
00:40:23
Last week we had a guy jerking off at a concert.
00:40:26
This week we got a guy pissing on somebody
00:40:31
at a concert.
00:40:32
It was guy two seconds. He was not going.
00:40:35
No time without even tracker game or minor league baseball.
00:40:38
Oh, no.
00:40:40
I don't know how he barely got hit.
00:40:42
That wasn't true. That was fake.
00:40:44
Yeah, he was like, wow, that looks like a fun,
00:40:48
like a freak. Everyone in the league.
00:40:51
Oh, but, you know, he never went into the punch.
00:40:54
I've seen. He's
00:40:57
no he got nowhere in the face of this law.
00:41:00
He doesn't trick me for a second.
00:41:01
Kick guys trying to kick him on.
00:41:07
Me? You.
00:41:11
And Anthony.
00:41:13
Yeah.
00:41:15
And we're back.
00:41:16
Yeah. Hurt.
00:41:19
He's okay. No, he's perfectly fine.
00:41:20
He's happy.
00:41:22
Yes.
00:41:22
The, I'm really serious about tonight's show.
00:41:25
That's all I'm saying. I'm really nervous.
00:41:27
I even that's why the whole time and all these
00:41:30
some kind of retaliation, I got like, no, no, no, that's bad.
00:41:33
I know I'm very concerned about your content.
00:41:37
I have a hair trigger.
00:41:38
Oh, sorry. Was that a bad use of words?
00:41:40
Yeah.
00:41:40
No, I saw my video was already removed, so I use.
00:41:44
I can't believe I got censored into my heart that I remove
00:41:48
my first video from my platform. Right?
00:41:51
Wow. I was going to wait a couple weeks.
00:41:53
I was going to wait a couple of weeks, but I just wanted to see
00:41:55
what it looked like to see if I can get it.
00:41:57
I want to know if I can make that because I wasn't sure
00:42:00
I yeah, and I didn't, I didn't I I'd let you know,
00:42:03
but as soon as I saw the post I knew I knew where it was going.
00:42:05
So I didn't even see it again.
00:42:06
I've only ever seen that video once and nobody should see it more than once.
00:42:09
Well, I'll dump
00:42:12
you, right?
00:42:12
Yeah.
00:42:13
I just want Gary to see certainly that maybe you should declare press
00:42:17
or talk to somebody because you've been watching it while over and over again.
00:42:21
And speaking of that, did you hear the teacher
00:42:23
that made their ten year
00:42:24
olds, ten year old students, watch it over and over again?
00:42:27
Well, weird.
00:42:28
Come on. Yeah, I'm just morbid.
00:42:30
So I don't know. I just it's not real unless I see it.
00:42:32
I'm just that kind of person.
00:42:34
I usually use my dark humor to
00:42:37
to ease the, the, discomfort.
00:42:40
I get, around death.
00:42:43
And so I always come up with a joke, an inappropriate, a joke whenever
00:42:46
anybody dies.
00:42:47
I've had trouble with this one because it doesn't make any sense.
00:42:51
This guy was simply talking like it was.
00:42:55
It's not even that it makes you want to do that. But.
00:42:58
So you are in good company.
00:43:01
You. You censored.
00:43:03
Your show.
00:43:05
For the second time in history, South Park
00:43:09
was self-censor or at least become censored.
00:43:12
The Charlie Kirk episode. Yeah, they pulled it.
00:43:15
Yeah, we pulled it.
00:43:16
I don't know, but just from rotation. Yeah.
00:43:17
The only other time they did that was the Muhammad episode.
00:43:21
So Charlie Kirk is in
00:43:23
good company with Muhammad, a poopy duty company.
00:43:26
Yeah.
00:43:26
The only thing I can hope for is he could be a pretty.
00:43:29
I mean, I mean, let's be clear.
00:43:31
Muhammad did have to be a prophet with a six.
00:43:34
With a nine married, a six year old had sex with her when she was nine.
00:43:37
So I don't know who do you want?
00:43:38
Someone who's more of a piece of shit military.
00:43:41
Charlie Kirk I know that's going to start.
00:43:43
That's very sensitive topic, but yeah,
00:43:46
I didn't agree with a lot of the things he said.
00:43:49
I mean, if you marry, I also made some a lot of the things he wedding night.
00:43:53
Well, I'm more politically aligned with him than you are,
00:43:56
but I don't know, I don't I don't agree with everything
00:43:59
Charlie Kirk had to say, but I will defend his right to say it.
00:44:03
See, now, this is where I get really unpopular.
00:44:05
Even though there's repercussions.
00:44:07
I'll even defend the scum, vile people that are celebrating it,
00:44:10
not celebrate them.
00:44:11
But I defend their right to say any asinine thing.
00:44:14
Even the vile, disgusting things they're saying.
00:44:16
People are so upset about that.
00:44:18
That's still a slippery slope because.
00:44:20
And I use this as an example, when Saddam Hussein was killed, everybody celebrated.
00:44:24
And it kind of made me disgusted, even for him.
00:44:26
I was like, right.
00:44:28
And he's really if that if that's what society was
00:44:32
and a problem, you shouldn't be celebrating that.
00:44:34
Even if you disagree with everything the person ever said,
00:44:36
you should never be celebrating with that as the the ends don't justify the means
00:44:40
when it's loss of life, you should accept it with a heavy heart.
00:44:44
It sucks right? Even if you want that person
00:44:47
gone, it still sucks that that's how it had to come.
00:44:49
Because what if now you get gotten gone that way, right?
00:44:53
Let's be real careful because life with your words,
00:44:55
you can't even say those words on this stupid platform with your family.
00:44:59
Real soon on this, you're allowed to say whatever you want, but
00:45:02
you can make yourself look like an asshole,
00:45:05
right? And people don't like assholes.
00:45:07
So you could get fired from a private job for.
00:45:09
Well, let's see, I don't know.
00:45:11
Do you think that's a bit much?
00:45:13
I could say I could take some people and things.
00:45:16
Could be.
00:45:16
I would see that. Okay.
00:45:18
You kind of how to criticize.
00:45:20
Maybe you should be fired. Businesses.
00:45:24
The problem.
00:45:25
There's too many people on this. I'm sorry. I gotta get back.
00:45:27
You know, it's I don't know. I don't know how to do this.
00:45:29
You guys go ahead.
00:45:30
I'm going to keep my thought about it, okay?
00:45:32
The best I can with was Charlie Kirk could have taken some tips
00:45:36
from Donald Trump on how to dodge bullets. Prove me wrong.
00:45:42
So what's the,
00:45:43
what's your opinion on the speculation that it that he had
00:45:46
some type of body armor and it ricocheted off the body armor and went upward.
00:45:50
There was also the speculation that that guy in the audience
00:45:52
who was like, supposedly cheering.
00:45:55
Did you see the video of him?
00:45:56
Yeah, he came out with a statement already.
00:45:58
Yeah, it was weird.
00:45:59
But he he claimed that he was say to the he was trying to do the Trump.
00:46:02
Yeah. He was trying to do the Trump thing there.
00:46:04
But I'm not that weird.
00:46:06
He was a but honestly superimposed.
00:46:08
I didn't even believe the video the first time I saw it.
00:46:10
All of it on it. Right. Yeah.
00:46:11
And then somebody in the comments
00:46:12
and the one thing said that it was from like before, like earlier in the day
00:46:16
because no one was really like seemed to be freaking out.
00:46:19
It looked like people were just sitting down.
00:46:21
But like I said, I guess it wasn't before we get too far away,
00:46:24
I was trying to keep my thoughts so if you own a business, which I do,
00:46:29
it's an easy argument to win.
00:46:30
There's no morals involved.
00:46:32
The only reason, and I know this isn't going to really, really bum out
00:46:35
a lot of really emotional people, but the only purpose of a business
00:46:38
is to make money, like it or not.
00:46:41
So if you acting out or saying something vile and horrific is going to affect
00:46:46
my bottom line, then I have a justified right to remove remove that problem.
00:46:51
And you know, if that includes you.
00:46:53
So if Charlie Kirk did what you do for a living, but then he did
00:46:59
what he did podcasting wise and doing the, you know, all that crap on the side.
00:47:03
And it didn't interfere with work.
00:47:05
And he was trying to get a job at your business.
00:47:08
Would you hire him?
00:47:10
And he was he was going to do both.
00:47:12
I don't whatever role I'm trying to fill.
00:47:14
I would interview him and hopefully with my experience
00:47:16
and any type of tools I have, I would get the best candidate
00:47:19
for that regardless of anything else. What if he was the best candidate?
00:47:22
But you look at his online stuff and some people are outraged
00:47:25
by things, these things, he said,
00:47:26
how you hire me, I got I said I would eat Hitler's potato salad.
00:47:30
So yeah, I mean, Hitler was a really good potato, so I'm not Hitler.
00:47:35
I know that my business was.
00:47:36
But my point is, is that my, you know, banana bread is the best.
00:47:42
I was directing it at that.
00:47:43
Know the vile, disgusting people that were saying shit about it,
00:47:46
how they were celebrating it and then getting fired from their jobs.
00:47:49
Yeah, yeah, that that and the business
00:47:51
has every right to fire you if it somehow affects their bottom line.
00:47:55
I was just
00:47:56
sure.
00:47:57
Yeah, I was just spinning it the inverse by using Charlie Kirk and using
00:48:00
what people claim that he is saying is, you know, vile and filth.
00:48:04
So based on those opinions existing online,
00:48:08
would you even bother wanting to hire
00:48:10
somebody who even is bringing that much attention to themselves outside?
00:48:13
Obviously not work, right?
00:48:15
Probably not.
00:48:16
If you ask him to be airtight, though.
00:48:19
He was he was a he was sound.
00:48:21
He's he's no he was a great dude. Yeah.
00:48:23
So and I'm not giving you any props and comparing you in any way, shape
00:48:26
or form, Gary.
00:48:27
But as somebody who debates with usually logic and reason,
00:48:30
you can relate to the how doing that makes you sound like an asshole
00:48:34
just by default, which is unfortunate in this world.
00:48:36
Oh, yes.
00:48:38
So I don't help that I have a lot of unpopular opinions.
00:48:41
So yeah.
00:48:42
Yeah, I'm a mix of what makes it worse,
00:48:45
but the whole purpose of free speech and protected is that speech.
00:48:49
Nobody.
00:48:50
If you're saying, hey, I have a free birthday cake,
00:48:52
nobody is going to ever need that speech defended.
00:48:55
But if somebody says, hey, I think that the conventional family
00:48:59
is more important than not,
00:49:00
and pretty much and they're that was pretty much
00:49:02
his argument that everyone hates by the way.
00:49:04
Yeah.
00:49:04
You know, by the way, he didn't think that.
00:49:07
Yeah, he was a little you know what I the political point doesn't even matter
00:49:12
because then I don't get into that water of debate of if was he that good?
00:49:14
Was it that bad. Doesn't matter at this case.
00:49:16
You know, he should have.
00:49:17
I don't know where all of the voices were.
00:49:19
Once you talk, you're a doctor and you get a patient
00:49:23
that was born male saying that he's having a miscarriage.
00:49:26
Do you check his uterus?
00:49:30
Yes. I would just say anyone.
00:49:33
And you go even parts of that hate speech. Now,
00:49:36
I guess, like by saying a man doesn't have a uterus,
00:49:40
how to Amanda then?
00:49:44
Yeah, yeah.
00:49:45
Oh, I get it. A man.
00:49:46
Duh duh.
00:49:49
Amanda.
00:49:51
Yeah.
00:49:51
So it is quite ironic and funny.
00:49:54
Not funny.
00:49:54
But, you know,
00:49:55
the consensus online was that, oh, he was a right wing,
00:49:58
right wing, right wing, and everyone's like, no, he's a left wing.
00:50:01
I was like, no, he's not like like, yes, he is the the the right.
00:50:07
Not not just the whole family was far right and everyone was shoehorning
00:50:10
that into him being far right.
00:50:11
But, he is a he is a radicalized leftist
00:50:14
with a transgender, transitioning, whatever you want to call it.
00:50:18
And it took it took the media, five days or three,
00:50:21
3 to 5 days to admit that culture, cultural issues
00:50:25
were trans and fascist ideology, you know, anti-fascist ideology.
00:50:30
And his roommate is what they said in the beginning.
00:50:34
He finally changed that, too.
00:50:35
I mean, he's a little bit more than his roommate.
00:50:38
There's definitely some collusion on that person's part for not saying anything.
00:50:43
So I don't know.
00:50:44
It's it's never going to be did he though, because they were saying that he,
00:50:47
he got dude
00:50:50
the gun.
00:50:51
He told them where he put the gun and hit it, but I don't know.
00:50:53
You could let's. Can you talk? What's happening?
00:50:55
Can you talk about the motherfucker and you don't know that was happening.
00:50:58
Listen.
00:50:59
So I know it's it's a it's a somber moment.
00:51:01
A person just lost their life, a family lost a family member.
00:51:05
But there's some weird shit happening.
00:51:07
For example, the story is that he was on a roof with a rifle.
00:51:11
Long rifle. Don't care what kind.
00:51:14
Then he disassembled it,
00:51:16
put it in a backpack, climb down which there's a video of a drop down.
00:51:20
Ran to the woods now for some reason
00:51:23
reassembled the rifle and put it in a box and nobody's fucking.
00:51:28
What?
00:51:29
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:51:30
Why would you go to all that trouble?
00:51:33
I understand disassembling it.
00:51:34
So you're not seen on camera, seen running across the quad or campus bedroom
00:51:38
sticking out your head, right. But why?
00:51:40
When it was found? And maybe I'm wrong.
00:51:42
I hope that I'm mistaken with my news that there was not found
00:51:45
assembled, but the picture I saw looked like it was in a box.
00:51:48
Like the box they bought it in, like assembled.
00:51:52
Why isn't anybody saying that's a weird anomaly?
00:51:54
Why did he disassemble the gun, run and then reassemble it to ditch it?
00:51:57
Why not just ditch it in the backpack?
00:51:59
Probably be less likely.
00:52:00
Found.
00:52:03
In pieces?
00:52:05
Yeah.
00:52:05
No, no, those seem a little odd.
00:52:10
Yeah, but
00:52:10
I haven't seen anything like to, But that's the first I'm hearing of that.
00:52:14
But I do recall them claiming that it was broken down
00:52:18
and then them claiming to have found the gun.
00:52:21
And what did you do? Just.
00:52:22
There's a picture of it in a box, fucking laying diagonally in a box long.
00:52:25
And maybe they put it in the box to take the picture.
00:52:27
But the point is, it was put together.
00:52:29
I want to just make sure. Why? Why? Yeah. You think they took.
00:52:32
Wait. Yeah.
00:52:32
I didn't think of that. The police put it back together just for a better.
00:52:35
I don't know if they would even touch it. I don't know, you want to make sure you.
00:52:37
You shouldn't just focus out of that thing.
00:52:39
Or as far as an investigation, you should never do that.
00:52:42
But if you're trying to convince a whole country
00:52:44
that guns are bad, you want that fucker
00:52:45
to look like it's ready to kill you instead of a bunch of which is a bullet,
00:52:50
right?
00:52:50
Oh, I can see it right now.
00:52:52
I'm not going to shoot guns. Obviously,
00:52:55
but it was an art.
00:52:56
It was an art.
00:52:57
30 6 a.m. I saying it right?
00:53:00
I guess I don't sociopolitical dirt skill people.
00:53:03
I got into an argument about that today.
00:53:05
I was like, dude, so we should say hammers kill people.
00:53:08
And I said, okay.
00:53:09
And I'm like, no, no, no killers kill people with a hammer in their hand.
00:53:12
Killers kill people with a yeah, no crazy people kill people.
00:53:16
And that's what that's all that you see now there's crazy people.
00:53:19
I agree that a lot of times they may have mental crazy people can kill people.
00:53:22
I guess I shouldn't judge.
00:53:23
Yeah, yeah, but not all crazy people.
00:53:26
Yeah. We have judges.
00:53:27
And to find a common killer.
00:53:30
Murderous killers, murderous evil killers can kill.
00:53:32
Let's just.
00:53:33
How about that?
00:53:33
You can't. Or everyone can kill everyone.
00:53:36
I shouldn't kill, but now, speaking of that, this is a great segue.
00:53:40
This. This show has so much flow.
00:53:42
You had mentioned that violence is never okay.
00:53:45
Never. Okay. You stand by that.
00:53:47
I do.
00:53:48
My hands are around you. Space.
00:53:50
If you tell me I'm wrong,
00:53:51
I guess if my hands are around your throat and I'm about to kill you.
00:53:54
And there's nothing you can do except use violence,
00:53:58
okay?
00:53:59
And you have.
00:53:59
You have a wife that depends on you.
00:54:01
You depend on you.
00:54:03
Yeah.
00:54:03
So, I mean, yeah, the vibe is already not okay, but.
00:54:06
Yeah, but you mean you you're going to die.
00:54:10
Well, so I just defeated your argument at that point.
00:54:11
Violence is more than okay.
00:54:13
It is probably encouraged and necessary.
00:54:17
Okay. Yeah.
00:54:18
How about this?
00:54:19
It's never okay to.
00:54:20
It's never okay to h w.
00:54:25
All right I agree.
00:54:27
I say she walks in.
00:54:29
She's the mother of your children.
00:54:30
She has drowned out completely killed two of the children,
00:54:32
and she's in the bathtub in the process of killing the third one.
00:54:36
Is it okay to hit her and use violence? Then?
00:54:38
I think you can subdue a woman without,
00:54:41
like, actually doing any harm.
00:54:44
I think you guys, you just brought up a good point.
00:54:46
We would have to define the threshold of violence, right?
00:54:50
Yeah, because I think I.
00:54:52
I really don't think I need to to use any violence.
00:54:55
I can use restraint. I can restrain a woman.
00:54:58
I think un un consensual restraint is violence.
00:55:02
Yeah.
00:55:03
So I don't think you have restraint,
00:55:04
because then you'd have to you have to be hurt.
00:55:06
Well, how bad you have to hurt.
00:55:07
No. Violence is even according to some sides.
00:55:09
Even silence is violence.
00:55:12
Yeah, it's
00:55:13
it's a very divided.
00:55:17
Here we go.
00:55:18
We got a comment. Okay.
00:55:20
My girlfriend is bleeding.
00:55:22
No. I'm sorry. My girlfriend is a bleeding heart liberal type.
00:55:25
She never heard of Charlie Kirk after the shooting.
00:55:27
She was listening to a lot of clips with him.
00:55:29
And now she says he can't.
00:55:31
She can't disagree with a lot of what he said.
00:55:33
Yeah, I agree, I,
00:55:35
I barely knew anything about Charlie Kirk except he was a little bit
00:55:38
I thought he was a little bit in somebody's pocket.
00:55:39
I tried to pay attention to him and I just thought,
00:55:42
everything is saying and he's just too manufactured and polished
00:55:45
and he was too young.
00:55:46
So he's either very, very into it and passionate or somehow controlled.
00:55:50
And because my brain couldn't handle it and I really didn't need him
00:55:52
to convince me of anything, because I was already
00:55:54
agreeing with a lot of what he said, I just kind of ignored him.
00:55:57
But now, since he's been removed, I know so much more about him.
00:56:02
Also, just like Ryan's girlfriend.
00:56:05
So not only bleeding
00:56:06
heart liberals are knowing more and I like the way it's worded.
00:56:09
She can't disagree.
00:56:10
Well, I would even be so bold as I now agree with more than I thought.
00:56:13
I agreed with because people are challenging like show receipts.
00:56:17
If you think he was a Nazi or he somehow was racist
00:56:21
and anything other than a very I mean, even to the to a fault
00:56:24
Christian values which some people believe are very, very evil and bad. But
00:56:29
you can't
00:56:30
show any of the stuff that they claim he is.
00:56:34
Everything he says
00:56:35
is like harshly reasonable and right to the point.
00:56:38
Sometimes, though, I want to out because he articulated a lot of the arguments
00:56:43
that I kind of wanted to make, but I couldn't find the words, and he did.
00:56:47
He did a great job of it,
00:56:50
and I heard somebody else say, so if he was the only one like,
00:56:53
you can't replace him with that kind of effort and, you know, work ethic,
00:56:57
who else would have been at Utah Valley State on a Wednesday?
00:57:01
Right?
00:57:02
Right.
00:57:03
He would he he did that shit all the time.
00:57:06
I mean, maybe not every day, but he had a show.
00:57:08
You got to do recon.
00:57:10
You're basically taking on everybody that
00:57:13
the college campuses are full of liberal students.
00:57:16
And he was just he was going, you know, crossing enemy lines
00:57:21
and trying to sway people and doing a darn good job of it.
00:57:26
And you're right.
00:57:27
And just as much as he could like what a frigging hobby.
00:57:34
I wish I was that bold.
00:57:36
Somebody, I didn't want to talk about this,
00:57:38
but I have to, because it's weighing on me.
00:57:41
Somebody was talking about that.
00:57:42
I said something about if he was bad or good, or what you thought, or what
00:57:45
you knew of him in this particular person who probably voted Democratic.
00:57:48
That's all I'll say.
00:57:50
Okay.
00:57:50
They said that they were angry because Trump, that we might as well
00:57:54
throw him into this. Right? Because they're very connected.
00:57:57
The upset because Trump did all this pomp and circumstance and funeral
00:58:01
and recognition and stuff for him,
00:58:03
when there's other people that have died in the country in almost similar ways
00:58:07
that he just ignored, including the Minnesota
00:58:11
family, there was a Minnesota Democrat that got shot, and they asked Trump to go
00:58:14
to the funeral, and he didn't
00:58:17
try to explain that.
00:58:18
Charlie Kirk has been writing letters to Trump saying, basically, I love you
00:58:21
since he was like eight years old or some shit.
00:58:23
Like, I mean, he's yeah, to a level of fawning of Trump that's almost unhealthy.
00:58:28
That was part of what turned me off to him when he was
00:58:31
when I actually got, you know, you go down a rabbit hole,
00:58:33
you learn things, you read things, you try to watch.
00:58:35
And then I was just like, dude, he's anybody
00:58:38
who loves somebody that much may not be the best point of views.
00:58:41
A lot of leaning around. Yes.
00:58:44
Right. Yeah. Exactly.
00:58:46
So I don't trust that they're going to be the same perspective
00:58:49
and point of view I have, if they're that much of a bleeding heart.
00:58:52
What's the opposite of a bleeding heart liberal bleeding heart Trump.
00:58:55
They don't do that.
00:58:57
Conservative.
00:58:59
But yeah.
00:58:59
So they they basically said that
00:59:01
because Trump didn't do the same pomp and circumstances that
00:59:05
he's he's hate.
00:59:07
You know, they just hate that I was like, but
00:59:10
his relationship well I did say right, right
00:59:12
at the beginning of the show that they have silenced his voice.
00:59:16
Or have they?
00:59:17
Because I think they just
00:59:18
they just created a giant spotlight on his thoughts and ideas.
00:59:23
And his wife did. Did you see the wife interview?
00:59:25
I so yeah. Her thing.
00:59:28
So apparently she's a preacher.
00:59:29
So she I don't know, I felt like she does really good.
00:59:32
But I thought there was it was just awkward.
00:59:34
Just because it is what it is, you know, I don't know.
00:59:39
I failed it.
00:59:40
I didn't get Vice President J.D.
00:59:41
Vance to fill in for Gary when he was gone.
00:59:44
Yeah, that's that's what they did on Charlie Kirk show.
00:59:48
He actually hosted his show today.
00:59:50
That was pretty intense.
00:59:51
That is crazy.
00:59:52
Well, now, if it was, if it was my local government, I'd be at the next
00:59:55
meeting being like, dude, you motherfucker, don't be wasting your time.
00:59:58
You got things to do.
00:59:59
But we all know the vice president literally has like one job.
01:00:02
But yeah, like you get I'm sorry to your responsibilities
01:00:06
just in case to replace and to break the tie in the Senate.
01:00:10
Right. That's the only. Yeah, that is correct.
01:00:13
You better have you better have taken PTO for for doing that.
01:00:16
He's got plenty better than have been on the clock.
01:00:19
What clock
01:00:21
to do?
01:00:22
Hey, actually for the I don't remember maybe what, 2 or 3 times
01:00:25
that the vice president actually broke a Senate tie.
01:00:27
And it happened just recently.
01:00:30
Really.
01:00:31
Which kind of pissed me off too, because I think it was for the War Act,
01:00:34
the NDAA, National Defense Reauthorization Act.
01:00:38
It's where they get all their money for the entire year.
01:00:41
We could do a show on that.
01:00:44
But now so is this matter?
01:00:46
Let's get back to the point at hand.
01:00:48
Where in the war is it Gary?
01:00:50
Gary? Gay?
01:00:51
Gary, generally, where are you here just for today?
01:00:54
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01:03:27
So, actual footage.
01:03:29
This is actual footage of, Gary's return to the show.
01:03:32
Apparently, his wife came out there and, Hold on.
01:03:36
I'm talking to my friend here.
01:03:40
Geez.
01:03:42
Sometimes you gotta remind the hen who the rooster is.
01:03:51
To make puns.
01:03:57
Chicken.
01:03:58
He was being attacked by a rooster animal.
01:04:02
This vicious animal.
01:04:06
The blood gushing out.
01:04:09
Then I was kicking it like that chicken.
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Get off! Would be the man the animal just kept charging.
01:04:13
I'm almost evil.
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Sinister.
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It is almost evil.
01:04:18
Sinister.
01:04:22
Okay.
01:04:23
Is kind of cool, but at the same time
01:04:26
very unnecessary.
01:04:27
So I've one of the greatest segments of our show.
01:04:29
But I think Gary ruined it by.
01:04:30
Yeah, I do too.
01:04:31
But you took it. You deleted it.
01:04:33
No, no, no.
01:04:35
So what he had up there was the actual close up
01:04:37
footage of the gushing of the neck, which we've all seen at least once.
01:04:41
We don't need to see it. I'm pretty sure you did. You.
01:04:44
The blood gushing out.
01:04:46
Yeah.
01:04:46
Look at that.
01:04:47
Did you put that sound over it because I didn't.
01:04:50
No, no, no, it was just I, I did it,
01:04:53
I watch I didn't watch, I watched the doors, the doors,
01:04:57
the door slamming was a, was the
01:04:59
I'm sure it was artsy and great that being said, no, it was just the audio.
01:05:03
It was it was actual footage of what really happened that day.
01:05:06
We just had got an AI version and, nope.
01:05:10
Barney took Gary out instead.
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What do we got every all my friends goals and wives hate this time of year.
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Delay this because of fantasy football on Lions and Michigan and Michigan.
01:05:31
Stay awesome.
01:05:31
So the question is guys how do you find time for this
01:05:36
guys and find time for your wife or girlfriend finds out time for it.
01:05:39
How do you how do you piece under a football season?
01:05:42
This person is,
01:05:43
how do you keep your woman after off your back when it comes to this?
01:05:47
Okay.
01:05:48
And what's great about that here is it for guys.
01:05:51
We think I want one that I, you know,
01:05:53
I only give me eight hours for on Saturday for on Sunday.
01:05:57
That's all I've asked for eight hours.
01:06:00
That's all I want.
01:06:01
And you got to rain on my parade and ruin it for me.
01:06:04
What am I doing?
01:06:06
That's all I want.
01:06:08
You know, I deal with the kids every day, just like you do.
01:06:11
Okay? Take them away.
01:06:14
I just need my time.
01:06:17
I don't have my hours of football,
01:06:20
watching a pay for college and four hours for pro.
01:06:24
I just want my football.
01:06:27
You. That's too much.
01:06:28
And maybe this isn't working out.
01:06:30
So that is a famous rant that they play every Friday during football season.
01:06:36
Well, it just so happens, it
01:06:40
just so happens that Gator Anderson from 97
01:06:44
one happens to be a relatively unknown acquaintance to mine.
01:06:48
But I did contact him and tell him about our situation.
01:06:51
And he has a message to your wife.
01:06:53
Okay, great.
01:06:56
Hi there, Mrs.
01:06:57
Gary.
01:06:59
This is, Gator from the Carson Anderson show and 97 on the ticket.
01:07:03
Freed weekdays, 10 to 2 on 97.
01:07:07
One the ticket.
01:07:09
I think he's drunk.
01:07:09
It brought to my attention that, your husband, Gary,
01:07:16
is making a very
01:07:19
simple request.
01:07:22
Very reasonable.
01:07:24
He just wants to have four hours.
01:07:29
Four hours on a Sunday.
01:07:31
Like the disc golf.
01:07:32
I don't feel like a smoker, Cheever or whatever, but I'm just, you know,
01:07:35
maybe he's just playing this golf.
01:07:39
And also,
01:07:40
he just wants four more hours on Monday,
01:07:45
and those four hours are for a podcast.
01:07:49
And I don't understand what the problem is.
01:07:52
He just wants
01:07:54
to, to rant and rave about it on a Monday.
01:07:58
What's the issue?
01:08:00
It's four hours.
01:08:02
It's four hours that you could be doing something that you want to do.
01:08:06
You want to go shopping, you want to go watch football.
01:08:09
You want to do whatever it is that you want to do.
01:08:12
You want to go walk the dog.
01:08:14
You can do all that stuff, right?
01:08:16
That's well within your realm
01:08:19
and let him have his time.
01:08:21
It's not asking for much for freaking hours
01:08:25
on a Sunday, for freaking hours on a Monday.
01:08:29
My God, man, it's it.
01:08:33
And I say this because I have to do the same.
01:08:35
Begging with Lois.
01:08:39
All I want, Lois,
01:08:41
all I want is a little bit of time.
01:08:44
Just a little bit of time to myself.
01:08:46
Do I get it all the time?
01:08:48
No I don't, I'm on her schedule, and I understand that.
01:08:51
Gary's probably on your schedule, too,
01:08:53
but it'd be nice of you to throw him a bone once in a while.
01:08:56
And let him have those four freaking hours on Sunday and Monday.
01:09:00
Actually, it's eight hours.
01:09:01
Let them have those eight freaking hours.
01:09:03
It's it.
01:09:03
It's easy, you know.
01:09:04
I'm happy he's going to be eight hours.
01:09:09
If you can't afford to give
01:09:11
him eight hours of his time.
01:09:17
Maybe this isn't working out.
01:09:20
Just saying.
01:09:20
You may have to reevaluate things, but you can bargain too.
01:09:24
It's not all on him.
01:09:26
You got to give a little bit.
01:09:27
That's a marriage is about.
01:09:29
Well, give and take.
01:09:31
Surf and turf, peanut butter and jelly.
01:09:34
You know what I'm saying?
01:09:35
It doesn't have to be ball and chain.
01:09:39
Anyway, I appreciate you listening.
01:09:40
And, and I hope that you guys work things out.
01:09:44
Have a good.
01:09:46
That was very sweet of Gator to do that for me.
01:09:49
Yeah.
01:09:50
Thanks, Scott.
01:09:54
It was way longer than I would have thought to.
01:09:55
I mean, he just he went on and on and on.
01:09:57
I totally appreciate it.
01:09:59
Yeah, it was great.
01:10:01
Make sure she hears it, though.
01:10:02
Unless we're all good, then we're just good.
01:10:04
Don't,
01:10:06
Don't poke, don't
01:10:07
poke the Quetzalcoatl quetzal.
01:10:10
Oh, you got all there was was a.
01:10:15
Yeah.
01:10:15
The the feathered serpent called a la la la.
01:10:19
Oh, guys say queso quatro.
01:10:22
That is Quetzalcoatl.
01:10:23
Or this is at your in the Southern Serpent.
01:10:26
Yeah, yeah, that's one of the renditions.
01:10:29
I prefer Cordoba.
01:10:33
It's like a good old fashioned subway.
01:10:36
That's a great segue.
01:10:37
So, subway.
01:10:38
Now, speaking of,
01:10:43
That's a sandwich.
01:10:45
Look at that sandwich.
01:10:46
Friggin sandwich.
01:10:50
Made me a sandwich, guys.
01:10:51
Okay, well, here.
01:10:55
Made that for me.
01:10:57
That's fucking delicious. Okay?
01:10:59
I fucking hate it.
01:11:00
I you know, I fucking love you. Not.
01:11:02
I don't have a video for the first sandwich segment, but subway
01:11:05
now has what they are calling sub bowls.
01:11:09
That's not a sandwich.
01:11:10
No, it's a salad, but they're calling it a sub bowl.
01:11:14
What is the bowl made out of?
01:11:15
Is it like a top?
01:11:16
You don't like it? I don't eat the bread bowl.
01:11:18
You don't eat the bowl.
01:11:19
Oh. Taco salad, segue after segue.
01:11:22
The, what if you had a bread bowl salad and they done that?
01:11:25
I mean, that's a lot of carbs. Bread bowl, salad.
01:11:28
I've had bread bowl, chili, just the sandwich.
01:11:30
It's literally just the sandwich in a bowl instead of, yeah,
01:11:33
you got to eat those in the restaurant because I did something here.
01:11:36
Right.
01:11:38
Oh, maybe like a Pita, but it's open, you know what I mean?
01:11:40
Like a.
01:11:41
Yeah, you can you can grab it, squeeze it, eat it sideways.
01:11:45
You could just eat it like like, do you know the order for this?
01:11:48
You know the CEO that did Cracker Barrel fiasco change in the logo
01:11:52
makes leaking down the restaurant. That was a while back.
01:11:55
You're aware of the story?
01:11:57
Yeah, we covered it here.
01:11:59
You watch the show?
01:12:00
I don't know, I do.
01:12:03
She is speaking of salads that you can eat the bowl.
01:12:07
She is also the one that was responsible
01:12:10
for removing the taco salad from Taco Bell.
01:12:14
So she is full of bad ideas.
01:12:17
No, no no, no.
01:12:18
The best move they could have ever made.
01:12:20
Taco salads. Gross.
01:12:23
Oh, it was good if you ate it quick.
01:12:25
Or anything else.
01:12:31
To eat or it ended up being.
01:12:33
Yeah. And I said,
01:12:36
Yes. Yes.
01:12:46
You mentioned what else did you mention?
01:12:51
Tumor.
01:12:53
Dude, you're a fucking asshole.
01:12:54
Like super radiation.
01:12:57
Taco salads are the shit.
01:13:01
They're awesome.
01:13:04
It's like a taco, but in a salad.
01:13:08
Yeah. Gross.
01:13:10
It's like a nacho.
01:13:10
Kind of.
01:13:11
Yeah. No, it's like super gross.
01:13:14
Do you like nachos with the lettuce and cheese?
01:13:17
Yes. And me?
01:13:19
Yes. I know where you're going.
01:13:20
It's like had the lightest, shredded lettuce that you could ever imagine.
01:13:25
I mean, it was not a salad. It's all the shells.
01:13:27
Great. It breaks apart. It's kind of cool, don't you?
01:13:29
You can squish our chimichanga like, it's really good because it wasn't just.
01:13:33
It wasn't as crispy.
01:13:34
You could tell. It was soaked in, fried in oil.
01:13:36
That thing was a greasy mess.
01:13:39
It was shiny. It was wet.
01:13:41
Can I get a bag of sandwiches for a second?
01:13:44
I was told. Still hot sandwiches.
01:13:46
I was told obese had the ball.
01:13:48
Go sub.
01:13:50
And they put you only make you sandwich only for sandwiches.
01:13:54
What is it?
01:13:54
Was your fix or fucking sandwiches?
01:13:56
Stupid.
01:13:58
They put the tortilla chips
01:14:00
on the goddamn sub.
01:14:04
It's so gross.
01:14:06
It's like a taco salad on a bun. Yeah.
01:14:10
And you got you looking at the counter.
01:14:12
Chips? Yeah.
01:14:13
If they serve you that, they should not be surprised if you open it right there.
01:14:17
Thank you.
01:14:18
Dump your bag, get your shit out, open it and eat it right there.
01:14:20
Because those are the only.
01:14:22
That's the only way those chips are going to be good.
01:14:23
If you even go to your car and eat it, they're going to be soggy.
01:14:26
You put they put them on a hot sun. Yeah,
01:14:29
yeah, I used to do that.
01:14:31
Although there was a they do that.
01:14:34
They used to call that a taco cheeseburger.
01:14:36
One up down way down.
01:14:38
Way back in the day when Tubby's used to just have subs,
01:14:42
you know, not nachos on a sub, apparently.
01:14:45
Yeah, yeah, they had a they had a burger, a pizza burger and a taco burger.
01:14:50
Oh, that was like the those were the three very probably steak sub
01:14:53
and then the regular Italian. Not much more than that.
01:14:56
I blame Jesse, I think Jesse was about the.
01:15:01
Yeah, but Jesse pizza Jesse is a show contributor
01:15:06
type of pizza sauce and hamburger. Is he?
01:15:07
He hasn't been around for a while. What the fuck?
01:15:09
Yeah. Where is he, man?
01:15:10
He needs left.
01:15:12
He has left to see what?
01:15:14
You took your watch because you talk to her audience.
01:15:17
Thought we were like family for the kids.
01:15:19
I found it,
01:15:21
okay?
01:15:21
We're in the middle of a sandwich.
01:15:23
You took your whole crew your whole life. I want to make you happy.
01:15:25
You don't run away again.
01:15:27
I think I can tease it.
01:15:29
Not only do we have a kid segment, but I went to a lot of work today
01:15:32
and did this.
01:15:33
This corner at 123 pounds with safety glasses
01:15:36
and a wheel to not just no milk, but also without the kids.
01:15:40
And you know, the kid was beyond years.
01:15:43
What my mom did.
01:15:45
Hi guys.
01:15:47
I'm the kid.
01:15:50
The kid.
01:15:50
Number 58.
01:15:52
Take two.
01:15:55
Here's the kid.
01:15:56
But hey, it's the kid.
01:15:59
Hey, the.
01:16:00
Can I call you that? That's.
01:16:01
That's your first name?
01:16:03
Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:05
My friends call me that, but, you know, I'll make an exception.
01:16:08
Yeah, yeah.
01:16:09
I feel like we've gotten close over these last couple of years.
01:16:12
Well. Oh, yeah.
01:16:13
Brady says that, he's canceling the show
01:16:17
after this episode if I don't host.
01:16:21
And. Yeah, so I thought we'd get, the kids segment one ultimatum.
01:16:26
We got a couple things to catch up on.
01:16:27
Summer's over, and I think I had a pretty full summer of what, daddy?
01:16:33
On Sundays.
01:16:34
And, your usual weekend trips to find Bigfoot.
01:16:37
Any movement on either of those fronts?
01:16:40
No, actually, I haven't played daddy since the summer started.
01:16:43
I came out to Montana, and I've been, you know, mowing lawns for the season.
01:16:48
Yeah, my grandparents house.
01:16:50
Oh, he's been doing non-league Montana, hacking game gaming, pro pikes.
01:16:55
So I haven't had time for any nerd shit. No.
01:16:58
You know, on the grind.
01:16:59
Is this true?
01:17:00
Yeah, but Montero is probably a good place to find Sasquatch.
01:17:04
Yeah, I've got, like, on a couple expeditions, but, you know.
01:17:06
Okay, we got.
01:17:08
We got a Sasquatch. He's coming up.
01:17:10
Bigfoot sighting.
01:17:11
He he's pretty good.
01:17:12
I haven't had any chance in Michigan.
01:17:14
Oh, yeah? Yeah, probably.
01:17:16
Yeah. So when are you coming back?
01:17:18
I think the beginning of October.
01:17:20
I'm not sure yet.
01:17:21
I have, a couple of weeks left on my job.
01:17:24
It's just a seasonal thing.
01:17:25
And then I'm going to have probably, like, you know,
01:17:28
trot around the country for a little bit, like, meander my way back. So.
01:17:32
But we'll see.
01:17:32
We'll see. Everything's up in the air sometime in October, though.
01:17:35
That would be great.
01:17:36
That would be ideal
01:17:37
timing is my 52nd birthday's coming up, and this is for everybody.
01:17:41
It's for Saturday, October 11th here.
01:17:44
Starting early, like early afternoon right here.
01:17:48
You know the place?
01:17:49
That's a trap. If you should have to actually do work.
01:17:51
But I did want to get a mount Rushmore from you before.
01:17:55
Before, one thing.
01:17:56
Oh, gods. Rushmore.
01:17:59
Yeah. Not ranked one through four.
01:18:00
It is just. Oh, there's A4I would like.
01:18:03
No, I think the purest form of pro-wrestling is the tag team match.
01:18:07
Because, like, in a single, in a one on one, match,
01:18:11
they rest by putting a stupid hold, you know,
01:18:15
choke holds on each other, and then they just lay there.
01:18:18
Well, yeah,
01:18:19
but in a tag team match, you can rest while you're waiting to get tagged. It.
01:18:23
And so it's more action packed.
01:18:25
And I want you your Mount Rushmore of tag team.
01:18:30
The one thing Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:18:35
It is just oh, there's no four.
01:18:37
You can't not put them on the Mount
01:18:38
Rushmore just because of how I think about those.
01:18:40
I don't I'm not super well versed in the tag teams.
01:18:42
I either pay more attention to the individuals.
01:18:45
Well you unders you understand my reasoning on why I say I get it.
01:18:49
Tag teaming means something totally different to the non wrestling fan it is.
01:18:53
If I had to wrestle I would prefer tag teams just for that reason, right?
01:18:57
I'd have to say, you know, D-Generation X,
01:19:00
so I would prefer tag teaming, but I would not prefer tag teams.
01:19:04
Okay. Yeah, Mount Rushmore for sure.
01:19:05
Triple H and Shawn Michaels.
01:19:07
Okay. They're phenomenal.
01:19:08
I don't I'm sure they did at some point.
01:19:12
The only match I can think of off the top of my head was like a horrible match.
01:19:16
But I like the concept
01:19:18
of the Brothers of Destruction, which is Undertaker and Kane.
01:19:21
Yeah, I the last match that they had
01:19:24
was them versus generation X, and I know that was a bad match.
01:19:28
I'm pretty sure they tag a couple other times.
01:19:30
So and then both of those guys are so cool that like even if they didn't
01:19:34
it's pretty cool. Yeah. Absolutely. Set.
01:19:37
Well, I, I grew up in an era with Hart Foundation,
01:19:40
Steiner brothers, Dudley Boys. Yeah.
01:19:43
Oh, yeah. The Dudley Boys for sure on that list, too.
01:19:46
Okay. The tables. Yeah, absolutely.
01:19:49
Those guys are on there.
01:19:49
Well, I was NCW before there was the WWE.
01:19:53
Well, when WWE was WWF, I don't know.
01:19:57
So it was Rob Van Dam and Sabu is my favorite
01:20:00
tag team of all time and no one's ever going to top them for me.
01:20:04
Okay, okay.
01:20:08
But, just to let you know
01:20:10
that you're a wrestling fan and, my, my favorite wrestlers are so obscure,
01:20:15
like, delirious, the professor, Van Hammer, Vader.
01:20:21
Vader. You probably know the big fat guy.
01:20:24
Yeah, I think I've seen him before.
01:20:26
Or, the angry Amish.
01:20:30
What was his name?
01:20:31
Oh, crap.
01:20:32
It was a great Irish name. Tour
01:20:36
Amish wrestlers name.
01:20:37
Before I shout it out, I,
01:20:40
I wouldn't be able to think of it in a quick enough.
01:20:43
Oh, you got plenty of time.
01:20:44
I we got, like, ours.
01:20:47
Okay, well, we'll just wait here until I can think of it.
01:20:50
Okay.
01:20:54
This is it.
01:20:54
Seamus. Noone.
01:20:56
Oh, shit. Did I mute you? I'm sorry.
01:20:59
Oh, that's right, the dogs are barking.
01:21:01
She missed the dogs.
01:21:03
Was it Seamus?
01:21:04
Okay, it could have been. I have a roadkill.
01:21:07
I have, I only see roadkill.
01:21:12
Oh, roadkill.
01:21:12
Okay, I have the angry Amish. Roadkill
01:21:16
that was in.
01:21:18
Yeah, the same Joe Bruin here from All Access.
01:21:22
That's definitely not heaven, but it could be.
01:21:23
I'm sure you have clips of when he wrestled instead of clips of him now.
01:21:27
Yeah, that's a good idea.
01:21:29
I we're on Rumble. Yeah.
01:21:30
That's fine. Yeah, that's Archer's.
01:21:33
Yeah, he was in equine.
01:21:38
Wait, I, I'm like, why isn't he talking anymore?
01:21:40
Where did he go? That's on me.
01:21:43
He was great, too, but he dressed like an actor to play who's a great.
01:21:47
That's that's awesome.
01:21:48
It was awesome.
01:21:49
I wish I could be honest.
01:21:51
I'm looking at all the crap about.
01:21:53
Oh, I didn't do a homework, but that's.
01:21:55
I do Z wrestling homework either.
01:21:58
Okay. There was a I think there were WWE.
01:22:01
There was,
01:22:03
there comes a wall.
01:22:05
What was their schtick?
01:22:07
Oh my. I can't remember it now at all.
01:22:09
I'm gonna play. You're not understanding that.
01:22:12
I couldn't care any like these brothers.
01:22:13
And I think they were.
01:22:15
I think they did, like a redneck sort of thing.
01:22:17
Excuse me.
01:22:19
Oh my gosh.
01:22:20
I can't remember who they were, though. But they were. They were cool.
01:22:22
The redneck thing is in heck.
01:22:23
So I'll I'll text you it.
01:22:26
Oh, the fucking Bushwhackers for I can't.
01:22:28
I'm drawing a blank on their Bushwhackers.
01:22:30
I'm a bush whacker. He's living in the bush.
01:22:32
Okay, well, you're kind of reminded me of, like Mick Foley and Terry Funk
01:22:36
kind of plan.
01:22:37
My joke was funny. Yours was.
01:22:38
One of them was a racist.
01:22:40
Oh, you know, that's what they did when they walk through the ring.
01:22:42
Oh, hats.
01:22:43
Sergeant again
01:22:45
does not change the other, who's the one that always had the snake with him?
01:22:50
The snake?
01:22:50
Oh, yeah. Oh, that makes sense.
01:22:54
I gotta go back.
01:22:55
You know, they were.
01:22:56
They had, like, a name.
01:22:57
It wasn't just two separate
01:22:58
guys that, like, came together like they were attacking.
01:23:01
Okay. Had a name, I can't remember.
01:23:03
It was though.
01:23:04
Well, I will say pretty badly.
01:23:06
Their current tag team pretty badly.
01:23:09
There you go. A lot.
01:23:11
So that's the that's the placeholder type.
01:23:12
Remember the fourth now and Rushmore.
01:23:15
Roll the clip Brady thanks for the the last final the kids segment.
01:23:19
And maybe we'll just do have a spinoff show.
01:23:23
Just the kid.
01:23:24
We should do that too.
01:23:26
Then if I get if I get a good sponsorship, I'll, I'll consider it.
01:23:30
So I was like, we haven't ruled it out. All right.
01:23:32
Above so below 123 pounds with safety glasses and a wheel
01:23:36
to not just no question,
01:23:37
but also we have our kids and we know that the kid was beyond years.
01:23:42
I know these kids,
01:23:45
but yes.
01:23:49
He does everything the fans want, and he knows
01:23:52
how much Savage wants to get back and what Tony's on the tapes with.
01:23:56
You be serious, decreases Pom yes, I know and
01:24:02
for me I was a slacker.
01:24:07
I got I got this job now,
01:24:11
but it's
01:24:12
clean and everybody up to.
01:24:19
I'm thinking this is always great.
01:24:22
No, this is, not early 90s
01:24:27
for that. Well, that's.
01:24:28
Yeah, because that's the that's the
01:24:31
why we got the bus rider name in.
01:24:34
I think you just think that doing double in there, doing the flag,
01:24:38
it's like, why did they do this?
01:24:39
I understand I never I never questioned it as a kid.
01:24:42
I just kind of went like, oh, they do this thing and you can do it too.
01:24:46
Like looking at this now, it's like, why are they doing that?
01:24:48
Yeah. What does that mean?
01:24:50
They're working boys. Are they.
01:24:51
That's how you whack a bush.
01:24:53
Yeah. I do it more one handed.
01:24:54
Sometimes I'll alternate, but never to at the same time.
01:24:57
It's just not that long. It's kind of just.
01:25:00
What was I supposed to do?
01:25:01
Lot of the.
01:25:03
Yeah. We back in Bush's, the Bushwhackers.
01:25:05
What was it?
01:25:09
The Marshall, what was it?
01:25:10
How did that happen?
01:25:12
Ax and smash.
01:25:14
Those are the, what was, ax and smash was,
01:25:16
And then there was the freaking Marshall and Thrasher.
01:25:19
Who the hell were they?
01:25:21
God damn it.
01:25:25
I think their tag team name was
01:25:27
Christian Edge, I'm sure was completely racist.
01:25:30
Also,
01:25:33
the British Bulldogs.
01:25:36
Because they're.
01:25:37
Hey, that's very nationalist.
01:25:39
They don't you don't
01:25:39
you don't joke around with British Bulldog with an actual British person.
01:25:42
I found that out the hard way, I really do.
01:25:46
That's their name, I think. Isn't that they're national.
01:25:48
Maybe I'm wrong.
01:25:52
Oh, yes.
01:25:52
Something else you want to get into? UFOs?
01:25:56
Yeah.
01:25:59
I like that yellows.
01:26:00
What's the name of the show?
01:26:02
Because like it said Gary on the forefront.
01:26:04
And then.
01:26:05
Yeah, it's, the show is a for the record, everything.
01:26:08
We just started over to insert lettering them.
01:26:09
Now our podcast days are no longer numbered.
01:26:12
They're fucking lettered now a letter to next week be will be typed.
01:26:18
Yeah, I've dealt with files long enough right in the file name.
01:26:20
I put the date. So I know for a fact that on July.
01:26:23
I'm sorry, June 16th
01:26:27
was when I had this guy.
01:26:33
He's gone.
01:26:34
So I saw him and I saw you in the green room. Yes.
01:26:37
We called the green room. The staging area.
01:26:39
Yeah, this is the green room.
01:26:41
I made it.
01:26:41
Producer decision at the last minute to switch from this.
01:26:49
To this.
01:26:56
And just for the record, we did not do the original guitar.
01:26:59
Did I get to go without gearing at one time?
01:27:02
It was always some stupid bingo bango.
01:27:04
Listen to this ridiculous return.
01:27:10
Is it just wasn't the show.
01:27:11
So now we can go back to the regular fucking theme.
01:27:14
Unless I see now you're still going to play games.
01:27:16
That's fine. That's fun.
01:27:17
You know. It's all right.
01:27:20
Yeah. This is.
01:27:21
This isn't a game.
01:27:22
The two soon.
01:27:24
I'm more worried about you than anything. I.
01:27:27
I told you I would call to you the most
01:27:30
when you least expect it, or when she stops freaking out.
01:27:34
That hasn't happened.
01:27:35
You guys hit record numbers of views.
01:27:38
I thought you guys would say the least.
01:27:40
Expected.
01:27:44
So next week is still not that concrete plan.
01:27:47
Or you're a.
01:27:48
Are you back on the album?
01:27:50
I'll be here. I'll make an excuse. It'll be a bitch.
01:27:53
All right, then I got content and brainpower.
01:27:55
That's back.
01:27:57
You know, aliens coming from another planet.
01:27:59
But I'm open to that.
01:28:02
And I think that it's my responsibility, especially, Sorry, a little background.
01:28:06
This is the House Committee hearing on UAP.
01:28:10
Why is he all we're seeing?
01:28:11
They got the lights, house lights turned down in there.
01:28:15
It might be because I got my mouse pointer over it.
01:28:17
Then we have a government that is, he got Coke bottle blocking information from us.
01:28:21
Just last night, I tried to get an amendment
01:28:25
onto the National Defense Authorization Act that fit this one.
01:28:28
Some germane this of that bill to have UAP disclosure
01:28:32
and conveniently it was named non germane mostly deemed by staff.
01:28:38
Is this the right to do this.
01:28:40
In a study we repeatedly see last.
01:28:44
Oh it is last year we were blocked by someone in house
01:28:49
administration from being able to receive a full briefing from Ero.
01:28:54
So not not an elected official
01:28:56
but someone in staff blocked us and I've had it.
01:29:00
Enough is enough.
01:29:01
I want to queue up a video that that I've been given.
01:29:05
Can we get in? Is for it starts. I'm mean.
01:29:09
So. Oh, yeah.
01:29:13
Yeah. Hi. Before we. This could be done.
01:29:17
And I been in the chair every 15 minutes roughly.
01:29:20
Anyway.
01:29:20
Yeah, this is a man.
01:29:24
I think you need to cut him some slack.
01:29:26
I mean, he's so committed, nobody deserves to be like, oh, it's too soon.
01:29:30
Nevermind.
01:29:31
I'm just as pretentious as my lab coat.
01:29:37
Okay, now you know.
01:29:38
Now he's been gone long enough.
01:29:39
You can play it.
01:29:41
And I in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
01:29:44
Anyway. Yeah.
01:29:45
My furniture is literally falling apart.
01:29:47
Hi, guys.
01:29:49
I don't think we have anything to talk about.
01:29:50
What's the topic?
01:29:55
Or is the clip and as before.
01:29:58
Okay, give me the thing. Brady.
01:30:01
They're using the Windows Media Player.
01:30:03
And I'm not a fan of our government.
01:30:05
Brady you can't tease that footage and then not show the clip.
01:30:11
I was waiting for the host to come back.
01:30:13
I'm trying to hedge your time by playing a bunch of drops.
01:30:17
I don't use that clip.
01:30:18
They've been given,
01:30:20
and as is before it starts, I'm going to describe.
01:30:23
This was taken October 30th of 2024.
01:30:26
This video is of an MQ nine drone tracking an orb
01:30:30
or this object off the coast of Yemen.
01:30:33
You'll see we got nine,
01:30:36
launched a Hellfire missile or what?
01:30:40
You cannot see that drone.
01:30:41
Can I ask you why we launched a fire missile at it? You.
01:30:44
And I'm not going to explain it to you.
01:30:46
You'll see exactly what it does.
01:30:57
This is amazing.
01:30:57
So this goes on for, like, four hours and then eventually.
01:31:02
I think they could have went a little farther in the clip, even for the hearing.
01:31:05
Honestly.
01:31:16
Okay.
01:31:16
They hit it and.
01:31:19
So they're saying is it zoomed out.
01:31:22
He's seeing it zoomed out.
01:31:24
Yeah okay.
01:31:25
So now that's not fair because it looks like it's squirreling all over.
01:31:28
But that's the tracking I think.
01:31:32
Declassified.
01:31:34
So that was two Mr. Nap.
01:31:37
It looks like.
01:31:38
Why is that.
01:31:38
Do you have any have you heard about,
01:31:41
you know, events like this occurring
01:31:43
and what what what information might you have?
01:31:46
I have heard about events like this.
01:31:49
I have heard about this event.
01:31:50
Jeremy Corbell and I talked about it in one of our episodes a while back,
01:31:53
but we're I don't have the video, though.
01:31:55
Is he push it out or something
01:31:57
where there's a whole bank of these kind of videos that Congress
01:32:02
has not been allowed to see, that public hasn't been allowed to see and understand,
01:32:05
but they're not allowed to while out.
01:32:07
And it comes our way because they got to be going to you.
01:32:09
You know, the public should be saying this stuff and why
01:32:12
you're not allowed to, I don't know, but that's the I know fire missile.
01:32:16
I mean, I have a few a few out of bounds right off, I'm going to guess.
01:32:19
And it kept going.
01:32:20
It kept going.
01:32:21
And it looks like the debris was. Yeah, let's let's get there.
01:32:23
Let's guess because they just that's pretty much the weather video. Yeah.
01:32:26
What the hell is that.
01:32:27
So if you go back to it though,
01:32:31
first of all,
01:32:32
their story and I've heard it repeated saying that a Hellfire missile
01:32:37
bounces off.
01:32:39
Now, it looked like there was some destruction to me.
01:32:42
It didn't just bounce off it.
01:32:46
I mean, it looked like there maybe been fire.
01:32:48
The that drone another it not.
01:32:52
All right.
01:32:52
So the missiles the small thing coming in.
01:32:55
Yeah.
01:32:56
And it looked like it kept going after the fact.
01:32:59
Launched a health.
01:33:01
Where did it go?
01:33:01
Where we live right here.
01:33:06
Okay.
01:33:11
I had there we go.
01:33:13
See, the missile keeps going over here.
01:33:16
Yeah.
01:33:18
Now, if I'm not an expert, does it help?
01:33:20
Is a Hellfire missile explode?
01:33:22
Like, does it have a report? Like a bottle rocket?
01:33:24
Like on impact? Does it explode?
01:33:26
Because otherwise, what's the point of if there's no destruction?
01:33:28
So I assumed it was supposed to just go off in a big fireball.
01:33:31
That's the problem.
01:33:33
I don't know, but it looked like it clipped.
01:33:35
Whatever that is, and whatever that is, it goes down right?
01:33:37
Is that there's pieces that come off of it, right? It is. Yeah.
01:33:40
I was like, at least sparks from glancing off, right?
01:33:43
Yeah, it definitely changed.
01:33:45
But so here's my two speculative reasons why they didn't.
01:33:49
Here's one why it wasn't released
01:33:51
is because there's no military in the world
01:33:53
that's going to say, look, look at our Hellfire missile.
01:33:55
Fuck up.
01:33:56
It's clearly like a dud.
01:33:57
It didn't blow up on impact.
01:33:59
I'm not saying that there was some kind of they weren't sure what it was
01:34:02
and they didn't necessarily want to kill it, but they wanted to like.
01:34:06
I think if you shoot a Hellfire missile, at least from my experience in movies,
01:34:09
if you don't put that spray of flares out, it blows up.
01:34:13
Whatever heat seeking that it impacts.
01:34:15
Maybe I'm wrong, I don't know. Please comment.
01:34:18
If you're a military expert.
01:34:21
The other thing though, is,
01:34:24
I don't think it.
01:34:25
I mean, the go to is aliens.
01:34:27
Could it be possibly
01:34:30
another another ours or another one or.
01:34:37
Lockheed Martin.
01:34:41
So this was recovered or this is what this guy's asking, or what's this?
01:34:45
Just going what's going on? There was this bank of videos.
01:34:47
This is the most intriguing one that they showed the public.
01:34:50
But the the the biggest paradox is how did a Hellfire missile,
01:34:54
what kind of technology is this that a Hellfire missile
01:34:57
just bounced off instead of destroying it like it should have?
01:35:01
Like.
01:35:01
And then they ask that there's a video. I thought this was it.
01:35:03
There's a video where they ask them, are you aware of any technology?
01:35:06
And they're like, no, they say there's a scale.
01:35:07
You and they all say, yes, which is kind of weird and dystopian
01:35:11
that are like, please don't ask emotional questions to our government.
01:35:15
Just keep them to the fact, like a
01:35:18
hearing should be.
01:35:19
You know, I don't.
01:35:19
How does that make you feel?
01:35:20
Is never a question I want to hear.
01:35:22
No, I mean, I guess it's important
01:35:25
if it's something so publicly dangerous,
01:35:28
like aliens.
01:35:32
I don't yeah, I know people are freaking out about this.
01:35:34
That drone.
01:35:35
And so fire missile, they.
01:35:42
Want to try and stop it?
01:35:47
I'm ready.
01:35:48
Wait. Waiting.
01:35:48
It's coming in right now.
01:35:52
It's so long.
01:35:53
Why did they track it for so long?
01:35:55
This is not important.
01:35:57
They could have started it right here.
01:35:59
No, I got it.
01:36:02
You did it. Congratulation.
01:36:05
Now first of all, these are Tic Tacs, so we don't know what the fuck they are.
01:36:07
This thing. I don't know how big it is.
01:36:09
I know that it's traveling at some type of speed.
01:36:14
It's really up there.
01:36:14
But they blocked it for some reason from the video because the
01:36:18
whatever software they're
01:36:19
tracking it with, whether it's a satellite or another
01:36:23
craft, I mean, I don't know, do you know, do
01:36:25
we finally have that cool ass video that's on Star Trek
01:36:28
where they can do zero in on any place in the universe and show it on screen
01:36:31
that way, often they have that on screen.
01:36:34
That's all he says. And they're like, I'm sorry, a planet.
01:36:37
Yeah, from from a view that's like behind.
01:36:39
So they must like, shoot a drone in the sky
01:36:41
to get that footage wherever they going to land.
01:36:43
I don't.
01:36:46
Satellite.
01:36:49
Oh, you just totally fucked it up.
01:36:51
Yeah.
01:36:51
I cannot pause it without, can you just scrub it and, like, in and out
01:36:56
of positions?
01:37:00
At this video,
01:37:02
you mean, like the frame by frame?
01:37:04
I just keep clicking it. Yeah, I don't know. Click the best again.
01:37:07
At least get to where you were before the fucking.
01:37:09
I go there to.
01:37:11
But so because the tracker does not change path so we can assume
01:37:15
which is not a good idea, that it's going the same speed even after it gets struck.
01:37:21
So it definitely
01:37:23
I mean, it changed direction a lot, right?
01:37:29
I believe it looks like
01:37:30
it's falling out of the sky now.
01:37:33
Oh, that would be a better view too.
01:37:34
Yeah we could.
01:37:35
Why does it stop right here?
01:37:36
Is it like push right.
01:37:38
Look, there's just start spinning.
01:37:40
Does it just start spinning and sort of get knocked out?
01:37:42
You cannot tell from this perspective, but I see for
01:37:46
things I mean, I don't know if orbs or
01:37:50
so I don't think it's all that spectacular.
01:37:52
But then again, I'm a skeptic
01:37:53
and I kind of poo poo on everything, so I just wanted your guys's perspective.
01:37:58
Where's the rest of the video?
01:38:00
That's all they released.
01:38:02
Not to be even more cryptic and weird, like,
01:38:05
you know.
01:38:08
What was I want?
01:38:13
What are they doing?
01:38:20
Shut up!
01:38:20
Bitch!
01:38:25
I tried to open this up.
01:38:29
Yeah. I.
01:38:42
I love how it all
01:38:43
music and all fucking chord progressions and all beats.
01:38:46
There's a very, very specific traditional Indian
01:38:49
drum pattern, and it's always the same.
01:38:53
And I'm not talking run the little Aitken India Indians.
01:38:56
What you need to know.
01:39:04
Oh, you.
01:39:10
Can't.
01:39:11
That shit does not get up very, very easy. You.
01:39:19
Just.
01:39:20
Do you think you.
01:39:24
Do. You do.
01:39:34
You might need to turn them.
01:39:36
They think they.
01:39:39
Look at me.
01:39:52
We have already announced
01:39:53
that the Royal Rumble is headed to Riyadh, January 31st of 2026.
01:39:58
To do His Excellency the Omega ship to a new world.
01:40:05
So on behalf of His Excellency, His Excellency
01:40:09
President, who was the driving force of this deal,
01:40:13
I should have people start calling me My Excellency.
01:40:15
WrestleMania will be held outside.
01:40:19
At least call you the maestro of the United States and Canada.
01:40:23
I'm sorry, I you know, I Seinfeld references are getting so vague,
01:40:27
but that's a good one.
01:40:27
If you watch Seinfeld, 43 will take place.
01:40:30
I don't in Saudi idea as part of I'm watching it right now.
01:40:35
That's what I watched instead of the show.
01:40:37
Did you hear that WrestleMania 43 will be in Saudi Arabia?
01:40:43
Yeah. His Excellency.
01:40:46
Because His Excellency wishes a
01:40:49
yeah,
01:40:50
it's beyond season, bro.
01:40:52
When he was.
01:40:54
Yes. As part of the season.
01:40:59
We'll do.
01:41:01
No history.
01:41:03
It's Riyadh season, bro. Be made again.
01:41:06
You're making him made again. Oh.
01:41:11
He doesn't seem too happy about it
01:41:14
just to.
01:41:14
Not because I get paid a lot of fucking money for his own shit.
01:41:18
I want to cut all these infidels.
01:41:20
They overcharged me for this.
01:41:22
Only shitty to show the world I can smell
01:41:25
the un virgin vagina on this man's beard.
01:41:28
I think most people already know
01:41:30
that WWE is a global brand that reaches every corner of the world
01:41:35
and accepts brands from everyone
01:41:39
to 4 to 2 weeks from now, we're going to have this guy apologizing
01:41:43
in fucking what are they speaking?
01:41:46
Saudi Arabia, probably English.
01:41:50
I don't I don't know the language, but just like Cena
01:41:52
had to apologize in Chinese, you watch, he's going to be like, we are sorry.
01:41:55
What we did.
01:41:57
I'm so sorry. No,
01:42:00
no, but there's a lot of people that are upset by it.
01:42:03
Show your dogs this. Maybe.
01:42:04
Then shut the fuck up.
01:42:05
You know, I.
01:42:10
I heard the voices in my head.
01:42:14
What's the point of
01:42:16
the back when you kisses?
01:42:17
You see, I know I should sleep, but the voices in my head go.
01:42:23
You can't even eat that.
01:42:24
What's the point?
01:42:25
Oh, that's going to hurt the roof of my mouth when I bite into it.
01:42:30
Like that's the worst toothpick I've ever seen.
01:42:34
What do you mean, you can't? You could eat that.
01:42:36
You're like, just.
01:42:37
You're just going to be eating cut up hamburger with a little bit of bun
01:42:42
because it's just there's no what you're going to eat
01:42:43
that is only going to get your mouth around the.
01:42:48
I don't think they put a bone in hamburger.
01:42:50
I think that's an actual cut of meat.
01:42:52
Look, it's bigger than his head.
01:42:54
Do you know what they call that?
01:42:55
Perspective? Brontosaurus burger.
01:42:58
Yeah.
01:43:01
Oh they don't.
01:43:02
If they don't, they sure as fuck should. Now.
01:43:05
Yeah.
01:43:10
So, you may have brought this up before that.
01:43:16
OpenAI engineer, but
01:43:19
who, was it?
01:43:22
He raised, legal concerns about the technology he helped build.
01:43:25
And he he died.
01:43:27
I killed him.
01:43:29
Oh, perfect.
01:43:30
Somebody did.
01:43:32
Sergeant.
01:43:35
So it's your
01:43:37
job as a lawyer.
01:43:38
So worry.
01:43:39
Engineer. Whistleblower.
01:43:40
Help train our vision to
01:43:43
leave those up.
01:43:45
So, do you believe those practices violated copyright law has died.
01:43:50
What was it?
01:43:55
Yes. Somebody new is suing them.
01:43:57
Is that where the story's going?
01:43:59
No, this is going to an interview.
01:44:01
That is hilarious.
01:44:04
I'm trying to see if there's any any details
01:44:06
on what they claim happened to, in this article.
01:44:10
I think it would be good if I had someone suing AI because it took
01:44:13
it content without, you know, obviously played it,
01:44:17
stealing.
01:44:20
So talking have concerns like there's no way that there's
01:44:22
not going to be no way to control like Sam, I don't know.
01:44:26
So Sam Altman is,
01:44:30
also but
01:44:31
he's still with OpenAI, and, Tucker Carlson interviewed them.
01:44:34
And this is, pretty funny because, Tucker
01:44:38
accuses a of something and it may or may not be true, I don't know.
01:44:42
So you've had
01:44:42
you had complaints from one programmer who said you guys are basically stealing
01:44:45
people's stuff and not paying them, and then he wound up murdered.
01:44:49
What was that?
01:44:50
That's allegedly also a great tragedy.
01:44:53
He committed suicide.
01:44:55
Yeah. Do you think he committed suicide?
01:44:56
I really do, be careful.
01:44:57
You look, this was like a friend of mine.
01:44:59
This was like a guy that I'm not a close friend.
01:45:01
But this is someone that worked in OpenAI for a very long time.
01:45:04
I spent.
01:45:05
I was really shaken by this tragedy.
01:45:07
I spent a lot of time trying to, you know, read everything I could,
01:45:11
as I'm sure you and others did, too, about what happened.
01:45:15
It looks like a suicide to me.
01:45:17
Why does it look like a suicide?
01:45:20
It was a gun he had purchased.
01:45:23
It was the.
01:45:24
This is like going to the talk about that I story like.
01:45:26
That's right, a medical record.
01:45:27
Does it not look like one to you? It's all right. No, he was definitely murdered.
01:45:30
I think, I was going to run somebody.
01:45:32
I was gonna, like, go out.
01:45:34
Camera fires at the height he's just ordered.
01:45:37
No, he was definitely murdered.
01:45:39
I think, there were signs of a struggle.
01:45:41
Of course, you can say.
01:45:43
Followed by certain wounds.
01:45:45
Your host order takeout food, come back from vacation?
01:45:48
Absolutely. Friends on Catalina Island.
01:45:52
No indication all that he was suicidal.
01:45:54
No, no.
01:45:55
Absolutely not. Behavior.
01:45:56
He just spoken to 100 person,
01:45:59
and then he's found dead with blood in multiple rooms.
01:46:02
So that's impossible.
01:46:04
It seems really obvious he was murdered. Have you talked to the audience?
01:46:07
I've not heard anything.
01:46:08
So my friend literally murdered himself.
01:46:10
Claims was blood on your arms, do you?
01:46:15
Yeah. There's probably blood in the room next door.
01:46:18
He, Apartment.
01:46:19
He had to shoot himself twice.
01:46:21
And I'm not saying that's what happened here, but it's possible.
01:46:23
What he just said is not true.
01:46:24
Just because there was blood everywhere. Apartment.
01:46:27
Somebody else.
01:46:28
Yeah, right.
01:46:29
Yeah. People have this weird,
01:46:32
weird, wrong visual of suicide of just.
01:46:36
Yeah, but you guys talked over all the other facts over there, so just
01:46:39
cherry pick one. The only one that you heard.
01:46:41
Yes. He said there was cameras cut. There was.
01:46:43
There was like wires of the cameras were cut.
01:46:46
So forget before you criticize the talking that besides the fuckups,
01:46:50
that is the star of the show, the videos are secondary to cultivate
01:46:53
top charm in order to have a full point,
01:46:58
you know, you should let the speaker.
01:46:59
I know, but I know I feel you though you have.
01:47:01
You have a vested interest in the video that you cultivated
01:47:04
and brought to the show, and obviously you have a personal interest to it.
01:47:07
And we feel like that we're shooting on a private matter.
01:47:09
No claims was being scolded.
01:47:11
I just want to point that out. Orders.
01:47:13
Do I like being stolen?
01:47:14
I'm well, I'm I'm asking. I mean, you just said it.
01:47:17
So you do you believe that?
01:47:19
I think that kind of makes me want to talk over it or.
01:47:21
Which is wrong, because that's a defect in my character.
01:47:24
It's an I don't I mean, if a guy comes out and accuses
01:47:28
your company of committing crimes, I've no idea if it's true or not.
01:47:32
Fuckers.
01:47:33
And then it's found killed and there are signs of a struggle.
01:47:37
I don't think it's
01:47:39
worth dismissing it.
01:47:40
I don't think we should say where
01:47:41
he killed himself when there's no evidence that the guy was depressed at all.
01:47:45
I think if he was referring to this past everyone thinks he brought mom.
01:47:48
I don't know, I think I am wrong, so incoherent.
01:47:54
Because if you think you are, and then people
01:47:58
don't think that when we begin with it's possible that happened.
01:48:01
Do you feel that that makes you that reflects the
01:48:04
you half about what's happened here.
01:48:06
Like people are afraid they're wrong.
01:48:09
It's like
01:48:11
I say that again is where I've been accused.
01:48:13
I don't want to talk on the video.
01:48:14
This statement, I think I am wrong
01:48:17
is incoherent gibberish.
01:48:21
And to say I think I am
01:48:23
wrong is stupid like it.
01:48:26
If you do think you're wrong, then that's not the way you think.
01:48:29
Therefore you think you're right.
01:48:31
I mean, yeah, I think wrong, therefore I'm not right.
01:48:35
It's stupid, it's stupid.
01:48:37
But yeah, but what if he was thinking one way and then he made a realization
01:48:41
and changed it then I appreciate that because he grew.
01:48:44
Yeah. You know what? Not no.
01:48:46
This was the sense I was using present tense.
01:48:49
Do you think you are currently being wrong?
01:48:52
Like, do you think what you're thinking is wrong?
01:48:55
I know you are, but what am I?
01:48:58
And no, you wouldn't think that way if you thought it was wrong.
01:49:01
That's ridiculous.
01:49:03
Ryan says the language of Saudi Arabia is the same as the name of the country.
01:49:07
Einstein.
01:49:08
Yet when I Google it because you're about
01:49:12
we are all about the thing that I'm not right.
01:49:17
Just family. I'm not right.
01:49:19
I'm just.
01:49:21
I'm not right.
01:49:23
My quick Google it says Saudi Arabia official language is Arabic.
01:49:30
I mean I guess Arabia,
01:49:30
Arabia Peninsula, Arabia.
01:49:34
Saudi Arabia
01:49:36
isn't a raven's mouth or anything Arabic.
01:49:39
Why isn't it Saudi? Saudi?
01:49:41
What does that mean? Help me. Correct me.
01:49:44
I want to literally.
01:49:45
Oh, I'm just saying his his mother's when I Google it did it.
01:49:49
I don't believe it. Wow. There's like lots of alcohol.
01:49:51
Just can't candy suicide at all.
01:49:53
When I googled it, it said Ask Ryan.
01:49:58
Did you just turn off the whole video?
01:50:00
Undiscussed in the spirit of me?
01:50:01
No, no, I was done.
01:50:02
It was a seven we like and the conversation moved on a bit in the yard.
01:50:06
He just doubles down on just calling the guy a murderer.
01:50:09
You know what I mean?
01:50:10
He does a terrible job.
01:50:11
Defending himself is the only thing I heard was the blood everywhere.
01:50:16
Which is not enough argument.
01:50:18
Yeah, I heard from the other guy.
01:50:19
Was I knew him more than you.
01:50:21
So both Americans, I don't know it.
01:50:23
To me, the blood is a very, very compelling argument.
01:50:25
I mean, it's just the blood gushing out.
01:50:29
Blood was gushing, and I was like, trying to apply pressure to it
01:50:32
and it kept charging at me.
01:50:34
So we know that he killed himself. We know he killed himself with a gun.
01:50:37
Do we know how many times he had to fire the gun?
01:50:39
Or how many guns it took?
01:50:41
No, because a lot of times I don't know the up the first time.
01:50:44
And then you're in a whole world of hurt. You got to do it again.
01:50:47
Crawling around your apartment for another, looking for another gun
01:50:50
that's in a safe.
01:50:51
I mean, I'm just talking for a friend, allegedly, but that is exactly.
01:50:55
And I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
01:50:57
Anyway. Yeah.
01:51:01
And, yeah, what's even worse is I talked to the police
01:51:05
that were on the scene, and they described it to me.
01:51:08
Oh, we can get a discovery or whatever.
01:51:11
That's not a discovery. It's like freedom of information.
01:51:13
And as for the actual crime scene, but that would be I don't need that.
01:51:18
That's like watching a fucking Charlie Kirk video again.
01:51:21
You know? Who the fuck would do that?
01:51:24
I've never seen him.
01:51:26
Morbid sons of bitches.
01:51:28
I didn't see it.
01:51:30
So, would you like to smart.
01:51:32
No, no, I could send a version of it to.
01:51:36
No. You did.
01:51:36
You really want to send a version? You didn't watch what he said?
01:51:39
That's good. I think you did, but that's okay.
01:51:41
I didn't.
01:51:42
Did you?
01:51:43
So how do you think you say this woman's name?
01:51:47
She's she's she's Swedish, actually.
01:51:49
So press draft or is that I don't know.
01:51:52
Is that her home or is it just new?
01:51:56
Shit, I don't know, she's okay.
01:51:58
So we're allowed to laugh at this now, but,
01:52:00
we just have, like, a fainting on stage here or something.
01:52:02
To the mist. Covid.
01:52:04
What do you mean? Some of Alfred
01:52:07
tech for FDA on the tray of cups.
01:52:10
Gala. What did she want to get fucked.
01:52:12
What did it say on the.
01:52:14
If you vote for me, I don't care.
01:52:16
But you really are fucked.
01:52:17
What are you.
01:52:18
She's down.
01:52:21
Did you see her hit the corner of that?
01:52:23
You saw it, right? So maybe. Right.
01:52:26
I think she is fine, but I blame so
01:52:28
the, Let's just assume that she's dead for a moment.
01:52:32
I know you said she's okay.
01:52:34
Whoever decided on the glass?
01:52:36
Yeah. I don't want jam during the
01:52:39
side of the one sided based fucking frame.
01:52:42
Him should also be an accessory to murder.
01:52:46
I know that looks pretty.
01:52:47
And I know when you're. When you're doing a stage
01:52:48
show, you're like, I wanted it clear and is none.
01:52:51
You know, you don't want it to be seen.
01:52:52
So they went with glass.
01:52:53
But that acrylic will kill you
01:52:57
for, oh.
01:53:02
I expect nothing less.
01:53:04
Oh, look, they even have a little podium for their drink.
01:53:06
For for 000.
01:53:16
It's cold as fuck.
01:53:17
It's going to go viral.
01:53:18
And instead of reacting, the first thing she did was fixed her hair.
01:53:21
Watch.
01:53:22
You think someone is this like wrestling?
01:53:24
They quickly pull their tires up, the shirt down.
01:53:27
If you go soon as she had stomach, she puffed her hair.
01:53:30
She's like, oh, this is going to be on YouTube.
01:53:35
In deploys as above, so below.
01:53:38
One last video okay. To
01:53:41
okay, this is a funny UK video.
01:53:43
So this one guy tried stealing this other guy's backpack.
01:53:46
Big bad to be a good video. What's what's the topic?
01:53:49
This guy's so he looks like he's just beating the shit out of this guy
01:53:52
for no reason, but it's because the guy that he's on top of trying
01:53:55
to steal his backpack, now this get on the bus, you can go.
01:54:01
Yeah,
01:54:02
we tried to.
01:54:02
And guys, guys, guys, he tried to grab his bag.
01:54:05
That's his.
01:54:06
That's his bag.
01:54:06
Yeah.
01:54:07
Get the fuck off!
01:54:08
Get right.
01:54:10
I got this video, guys. Oh, wait.
01:54:13
No, I got this all on video.
01:54:15
Your face is all over this fucking video
01:54:19
now. Oh, hey, I'll get him.
01:54:22
He just kicked the bus.
01:54:24
Oh, here. Right.
01:54:26
Holy. Holy shit.
01:54:28
Okay, you're not going to be able to hit a car like.
01:54:30
I mean, even if he is, then the right.
01:54:32
I think he loses.
01:54:35
What is this nice one?
01:54:37
Yeah, I was me. What do I do?
01:54:40
What?
01:54:40
Oh my God,
01:54:43
what the hell? It's been kicked up.
01:54:45
I said moving up and it's over.
01:54:47
I can rise up the fucking mind. Oh,
01:54:53
yeah?
01:54:56
That's fine.
01:54:57
I'm not sure.
01:54:58
The fun turn of events.
01:55:00
Saudi is the name of the kingdom, and it's named after the first king of
01:55:03
the country.
01:55:03
I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe,
01:55:06
we lost Gary froze.
01:55:09
No. Well, I got one.
01:55:11
One more video.
01:55:12
We got a new maximize button. That's pretty cool.
01:55:15
Oh. That's cute.
01:55:16
Look, I miss him already.
01:55:18
So, this woman shoots this man.
01:55:21
This man. I think it's a man.
01:55:23
But they don't use a gun.
01:55:25
I think you thought it was a gun, but it's a flare gun.
01:55:28
Right in the face.
01:55:30
Hey, what is wrong with you?
01:55:33
I lived in heaven.
01:55:35
What's wrong with him?
01:55:37
You just shot him in the face. What do you mean?
01:55:39
What's wrong with him?
01:55:40
This motherfucker to Suffolk County in senior community.
01:55:46
And my neighbor shoots me in the face with a flare.
01:55:49
You know what?
01:55:49
I don't have a problem with the shooting in the face.
01:55:51
I don't understand it, but I don't have a problem.
01:55:54
What is wrong with you?
01:55:55
Yeah, it right there.
01:55:57
I live in San Francisco.
01:55:59
I have a problem with her saying.
01:56:01
What is wrong with you now? He owes.
01:56:04
He owes that right?
01:56:06
No. It sound like a woman's voice.
01:56:12
Can't hear any words.
01:56:14
Yeah, I live.
01:56:16
Oh, yeah, I guess it isn't. It's Jewish.
01:56:17
I thought it was a woman.
01:56:20
Why is it Jewish?
01:56:20
Love to do this is what I read it.
01:56:24
I don't know why it's Jewish, which just is.
01:56:29
You know what?
01:56:29
She didn't mean to. Did you see the way she flinched?
01:56:32
She was pointed at him.
01:56:34
Yeah, yeah.
01:56:34
She didn't mean to point and fire it.
01:56:37
So I was like, oh, I'm interested in gun safety.
01:56:39
If you point a gun at somebody, you mean to fire it.
01:56:41
That's the rule.
01:56:43
Never say I didn't mean to fire, but you could tell by her reaction.
01:56:45
Dude, she was just threatening him.
01:56:47
Look at that.
01:56:47
She frightened herself.
01:56:48
She was not intending on firing that.
01:56:51
That makes it.
01:56:51
She wasn't sure what was going to happen.
01:56:54
No. Nobody knew.
01:56:54
Maybe she thought she got him in the eye or something.
01:56:57
Like it looked like a gun, and she was going to threaten him
01:56:59
and say a bunch of badass shit pointing a gun at him, and it fucking not misfired.
01:57:03
But what do you call that when it accidentally discharges?
01:57:08
Good shot though.
01:57:08
Discharge.
01:57:10
Put a swastika on his face now forever.
01:57:13
That's one hell of a burn right there.
01:57:15
It's a swastika.
01:57:16
It's a perfect swastika.
01:57:19
You think he had that before the flare hit him?
01:57:21
And it just happened to hit right on the swastika.
01:57:24
Maybe that's why she shot him.
01:57:25
She's like, I'm gonna remove that off your face last man.
01:57:27
Allegedly. No
01:57:29
context matters.
01:57:31
It does.
01:57:32
What did he I don't I hate the victim. Shame.
01:57:34
But what did he do to deserve this?
01:57:36
I don't mean deserve.
01:57:39
Because this old lady, he has this gay statue in his front yard.
01:57:42
That's probably why she. Fresh fire.
01:57:46
What is that?
01:57:48
Why does anything wrong with that?
01:57:49
It's a little. I mean, it's just a scope, man.
01:57:52
Yeah, maybe it's.
01:57:53
Maybe his wife likes it, I don't know, or so we should.
01:57:55
We should revisit that.
01:57:56
So you see a sculpted man and you instantly think gayness.
01:57:59
And I didn't think that at all.
01:58:01
What do you think? Why do you think that is?
01:58:06
I don't know.
01:58:10
Flo got.
01:58:11
It's, No, that was an acronym.
01:58:16
She doesn't even deserve credit for attacking him.
01:58:21
I don't attack her.
01:58:22
Actually, you know, I think
01:58:25
any artist does.
01:58:26
Just like he just lets his work.
01:58:29
So if there's something or throw something that's a you.
01:58:33
I lived in hand.
01:58:35
I believe in San Francisco.
01:58:38
I mean, have you seen with you?
01:58:39
And nothing ever happened to you?
01:58:41
Have you seen the disarming armament yet?
01:58:43
Is where Suffolk County.
01:58:50
North.
01:58:52
Something
01:58:54
north.
01:58:57
Yeah, I don't know.
01:58:59
It sounds familiar.
01:59:01
New York.
01:59:06
I think area is above, so below
01:59:09
Quaker Valley.
01:59:10
We get to change.
01:59:13
What do you mean? I.
01:59:18
Want to change my clothes this week.
01:59:21
Okay.
01:59:21
Brady and Joshua Brady and George Geary as above and so below.
01:59:27
The whistle blows Brady.
01:59:29
And for sure what do we did our way.
01:59:33
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
01:59:35
Brady and John Shores Heidi and Rory.
01:59:40
It's that show now. Brady drawer.
01:59:43
Guys, can I get you to come
01:59:47
to my birthday party?
01:59:50
Is that what I meant?
01:59:52
Hitler's banana bread is the best.
01:59:55
Oh. That was I'm like, how did you get that clip so much?
01:59:57
He just fucking said that
01:59:59
because he was referencing the clip
02:00:02
and the previous conversation
02:00:04
shooting way back when after she hit his car in Atlanta.
02:00:07
I'm Blair Miller and I'm Tracy Head.
02:00:09
Atlanta gave us this dramatic video of their encounter.
02:00:12
Oh no. It happened with a gunshot. Atlanta news first.
02:00:15
So, small crash, I don't know, it doesn't matter.
02:00:17
That's not important.
02:00:18
But now she is in his face, brandishing.
02:00:22
I'm not afraid of that gun.
02:00:24
I can use this term properly because this is what brandishing a gun means.
02:00:28
Literally.
02:00:29
Like, similar to what he. She brandished.
02:00:32
She brandished that flare gun for sure.
02:00:36
I mean, actually actually fired it.
02:00:37
That's even different. But this gets pretty cool, honey.
02:00:39
Letang is live downtown to explain.
02:00:41
Oh, wait, we got to talk to Lonnie Letang first.
02:00:43
Okay, no, that's fine.
02:00:45
I'll take your word for it.
02:00:46
The father in that video tells me that it started
02:00:49
when the woman hit him, and then she tried to flee.
02:00:52
She eventually stopped in a neighborhood
02:00:54
here in downtown that hit him with the car.
02:00:56
For the record, not a gun.
02:00:58
Waves it in his face and his like.
02:01:00
Obviously the guy was probably following her to like, oh, get back here.
02:01:03
It's like, dude, it's just a hit and run.
02:01:05
Is this insurance?
02:01:06
Oh yeah, I don't know. I hit and run.
02:01:09
What are you going to do, chase him down to the police, tackle?
02:01:14
You don't care who's in this car who just hit us?
02:01:17
You didn't see.
02:01:17
Oh. He just.
02:01:18
Oh, shit.
02:01:19
We're okay. Wait. What happened? The man in the video.
02:01:21
I got a better video on.
02:01:24
I thought he was, like, going to be the victim of some type
02:01:27
of shooting in the car with Brandon.
02:01:30
Please show the whole video.
02:01:32
Maybe they can't because he played ice hand with police.
02:01:34
Oh, damn.
02:01:35
Brandon says he follows, hoping
02:01:37
his teen can get a picture of the woman's tags and license plate.
02:01:41
She he just explained why he was following in.
02:01:43
The road jumps out. She's being belligerent.
02:01:46
She tries to get in my face.
02:01:48
I don't really know.
02:01:50
Don't me.
02:01:53
The shot missing their feet.
02:01:55
You really don't have time to think is is really just a response type situation.
02:01:59
All I'm concerned about is just don't hurt my child.
02:02:02
Like we can work this. He's with a child.
02:02:05
It would you think just the second you saw the gun to just get
02:02:08
back in the car and leave?
02:02:11
Maybe the best choice for your child
02:02:13
not to wrestle a person with gun
02:02:17
like I.
02:02:17
I don't want to be a hero, but it was literally
02:02:19
just a hit and run accident where no one got hurt.
02:02:21
Your vehicle's got a little bit of scrape on them.
02:02:24
I don't know, you both got it.
02:02:25
He's risking a lot for no fucking reason.
02:02:28
So we don't see where the actual start, where it starts.
02:02:31
But I don't think he could. Probably.
02:02:32
He did. He couldn't see the gun.
02:02:34
Both vehicles could drive, obviously.
02:02:36
So I think we're okay.
02:02:38
You have the right answer.
02:02:40
That being said, this is fucking awesome.
02:02:43
Which means 14 year old son is recording.
02:02:46
I mean, not awesome.
02:02:47
I would rather not have people have gun off the 14 year
02:02:49
old son is standing right there recording, oh my lord, that's even worse.
02:02:53
See, when they said 14 year old, I didn't think a horse lock.
02:02:56
Of course somebody recording kid almost gets shot.
02:03:01
Oh no.
02:03:01
I replay this because I think they do waive like I think it does wave.
02:03:04
Well for the record though.
02:03:06
I mean son is she has the gun not him.
02:03:09
He she brought the gun.
02:03:10
She is not in any control of it in my opinion.
02:03:15
Yeah.
02:03:15
But he didn't even do this right though.
02:03:18
What do you mean?
02:03:19
I don't think he's going. Keep going. Explain. Hold on.
02:03:21
He explain exactly what you're saying.
02:03:24
There was foul on her.
02:03:26
I'm sure it's.
02:03:26
You know, not every scenario is gonna be perfect.
02:03:28
But no question,
02:03:31
the shot missing, you grabbed the top of the gun.
02:03:33
That way the chamber can't fucking onside.
02:03:37
Yeah, yeah.
02:03:37
There's a guy from Detroit that shows people how to.
02:03:41
I wouldn't recommend it, but.
02:03:42
Yeah, grab it.
02:03:43
And yeah, you just grab it from the top and hold it that way.
02:03:46
Even if they pull the trigger that that action can't, it can't actually wait.
02:03:50
I've seen it in the movies too, where they literally like empty it.
02:03:54
Oh do like well around gimmick.
02:03:55
Well it's up in the like for you and it's in my hand.
02:03:58
Bam bam bam. Now you know you got to fight me.
02:04:00
No more shooting.
02:04:02
Oh yeah. Right. Just empty it. And then it's really just.
02:04:04
I think that's only a movie.
02:04:05
Think I don't know, dude, this looks like a movie thing.
02:04:08
Which, I mean, I'm the skeptic.
02:04:09
Kind of a part of me thinks
02:04:11
the whole thing is fake, but there's I mean, I don't there's proof that it's,
02:04:15
you know, they act they, I mean, they went through a lot of elaborate faking.
02:04:18
If it's fake, my child, this me we can work this out.
02:04:22
It's not this.
02:04:24
We both got insurance. I guess it could be.
02:04:27
Is that.
02:04:27
I mean, his two and eight year old sons are sheltering in the car.
02:04:32
Oh. I'm sorry.
02:04:33
So there were young kid, two, eight and 14.
02:04:37
Is. They just don't like family men anymore.
02:04:42
Every.
02:04:42
Everything I did was to keep them from getting shot.
02:04:46
So I'm watching.
02:04:47
No, I don't think so.
02:04:49
But kind of hip tolerance, right.
02:04:51
The first thing you said,
02:04:51
you put them directly in the line of a gun is what you did.
02:04:57
Yeah.
02:04:57
He brought your son directly in the line of film.
02:04:59
This.
02:05:01
Unfortunately, when I do that in not sure I'm unconscious.
02:05:04
I'm able to get still though.
02:05:05
I mean, I missed that part.
02:05:07
Where is the unconscious part?
02:05:09
I don't know that we show that right in the beginning, man.
02:05:11
Yeah, that's.
02:05:12
Oh, I'm assuming the 14 year old did a horrible job considering that.
02:05:15
But maybe they took this job.
02:05:17
If you think about it though, for legality,
02:05:19
the moment where he would have been charged with assault is not on camera.
02:05:23
Oh no, it's still it's just like a movie.
02:05:25
If she's on the ground,
02:05:27
just like when she was knocked out, he hit her a few, a couple extra times.
02:05:31
Maybe, you know, she is knocked out like out cold right there.
02:05:36
Well, what are you going to do?
02:05:38
You fuck with the man that big?
02:05:42
Is this a lesson to women?
02:05:44
He's got some experience with a gun.
02:05:45
It looks like he knows what he's doing there.
02:05:48
Yeah, he did his with. Bam!
02:05:49
Done. Says the woman comes to, then flees before.
02:05:52
But see, then when the kid grabs it and puts it on the floor, you're
02:05:55
reminded a little bit, oh, it's because self-defense on the Charleston slammer.
02:05:58
What is she?
02:05:59
What is the woman in that unconscious?
02:06:01
I'm able to get the gun.
02:06:05
Brandon says the woman comes to, then flees.
02:06:08
But wait a.
02:06:12
Who else came
02:06:15
and said she was unconscious?
02:06:17
Let her go.
02:06:18
Why is she?
02:06:21
Brandon says the woman comes to, then flee.
02:06:25
He came for well, then she comes to.
02:06:27
That's why they moved the camera away.
02:06:29
Because he's say, let her come.
02:06:31
I mean, you know, unsalvageable.
02:06:34
So admits that somebody else came. You're right.
02:06:36
Before police arrive.
02:06:37
I let her go. Very inappropriate.
02:06:39
Well, I feel that they do this so often that the son knows to get the gun
02:06:43
and go put it on the fucking, you know.
02:06:46
Right.
02:06:46
Yeah.
02:06:46
Stops because self-defense only does not stop touching it.
02:06:49
Like, just leave it to leave it does anything to kick it further.
02:06:54
Like scatter the pieces further away from each other,
02:06:57
you know, like, it could have cost much of their life.
02:06:59
Well, it's we're going to find out. Yeah. This was a
02:07:02
child.
02:07:02
That's love.
02:07:03
I mean,
02:07:05
the day started like this
02:07:08
when Brandon drove from in Alabama.
02:07:11
That's I don't that's not a I don't want judgment on.
02:07:15
Oh, well, this guy went out and sold drugs in the morning, so he deserves to die.
02:07:18
That's not how we need to characterize situations in this country right now.
02:07:23
Well, I.
02:07:26
Because no one should be judged less to be judged.
02:07:29
And in that case, we're all doomed.
02:07:32
And I know I'm not.
02:07:33
We're not all pieces of shit.
02:07:34
Hopefully, quoting the Bible.
02:07:37
Yeah, it's it's got a lot of, quote, quotable
02:07:39
passages.
02:07:43
What would you quote?
02:07:45
The Koran, the the Qur'an, the great.
02:07:49
So now that you had some time to reflect on it, what do you think
02:07:52
about the exploitation of Charlie Kirk and having writing raps like the moment?
02:07:56
Do you think he's writing raps?
02:07:58
Oh thank you.
02:07:59
That he had to get that off his chest and we deserve to have heard.
02:08:02
Or do you think it's. Yeah, it's kind of, you know, I think he was.
02:08:05
I think he was personally hurt.
02:08:06
But honestly, if you are like, I don't know if you are
02:08:10
someone who like his time.
02:08:13
McDonald pushes buttons.
02:08:16
That's kind of his shtick, right.
02:08:18
And you go on stage and you, you speak your mind, and people
02:08:22
might not like what you have to say.
02:08:23
And if some, you know, he's it's basically a peer at that point
02:08:27
and you like that could, that could it's the stupidest saying when it happens.
02:08:32
But it's you know, it could have been me.
02:08:33
You know, it could have been at any of those guys.
02:08:36
It could have been Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, it could have been any right
02:08:40
wing pundit who just decides to say what
02:08:43
you know is scientifically true.
02:08:46
I'd like to say the opposite and say that it can never be that
02:08:51
I know I'm naive and that's a fairy tale world,
02:08:53
but I wish, you know, it just can't in, you know, real functioning.
02:08:56
I donate all of the anything he makes off of it to freaking the family.
02:09:01
I'm like hell, he's I doubt he's looking to profit.
02:09:05
I think it's more of just, I think it's elementary schools fault personally.
02:09:08
They taught us at an early age that sticks and stones,
02:09:11
you know,
02:09:13
so I actually didn't even, like, listen to the whole song.
02:09:16
I just kind of listen to the chorus.
02:09:19
I don't I don't think the course is good.
02:09:22
If I remember.
02:09:24
Well, fortunately, the mash up pretty much removes all of it.
02:09:28
Oh, no, no he doesn't. It doesn't match.
02:09:30
He has no rhythm.
02:09:31
It doesn't match up with anything very well, which is fine,
02:09:35
because his words, his words are saying are more important than the rhythm.
02:09:38
And he sacrifices that. Obviously.
02:09:52
Shut it down.
02:09:52
I mean, just barely.
02:09:54
Another coward took a life with a gun left behind.
02:09:56
A wife and a daughter and son.
02:09:58
All he did was trying to rob us.
02:10:01
And I'm tired.
02:10:02
I know it's a serious moment, but I'm a little distracted on his.
02:10:04
His eyes are open or closed?
02:10:08
Right. Yeah.
02:10:08
What's he looking at?
02:10:12
Is that why he did that?
02:10:13
Because he's he he feels like somebody is going to shoot him.
02:10:16
And he always wants to make people think he's awake.
02:10:18
Like those fish that have fake eyes.
02:10:20
Maybe, but it does.
02:10:21
It does look weird the longer you stare.
02:10:25
So it's a goofy emote.
02:10:27
Looks a little like I it up.
02:10:28
It's weird.
02:10:31
Everything's a to a died right?
02:10:36
And I'm so tired of that.
02:10:38
Dangerous love is here.
02:10:40
Recently, my father sent a message to Americans.
02:10:42
They ain't going to stop with something. Fail. Yes. Your child.
02:10:45
I don't know if you can see us now, but Kevin has a window.
02:10:47
I sure hope you're looking down.
02:10:49
We ain't going quiet.
02:10:50
We can speak your name loud and your gone.
02:10:51
But I swear to God that we can make you proud.
02:10:53
We're backing off for giving up on me.
02:10:54
But you can do me if you want to put that man in an army.
02:10:57
This is far more deep to some political parties.
02:11:00
And you can't call freedom this once
02:11:02
you see the Americans.
02:11:03
That's what I'm here to try to convey it a grip.
02:11:06
Pray that God will take care of us and systems thinking we ain't going quiet.
02:11:09
We'll spend a while. You hear God.
02:11:11
But I swear to God that we can't get along if you just tell us what we don't agree.
02:11:14
Sniper rifle fire from a different world and know what's he scared of?
02:11:16
Mike next to God, when I'm just playing.
02:11:19
What?
02:11:19
Make sure your children help.
02:11:20
The defending our freedom is why you aren't coming home.
02:11:23
The know you can watch your children grow and you let go from
02:11:27
jacking off or giving up a what you talk to me is kill the soldier.
02:11:30
But that man had an army.
02:11:31
It's it's far more deep to some political party.
02:11:33
You can't kill freedom. Some.
02:11:35
This one's for charge.
02:11:36
Safety. America.
02:11:37
That'll be 12.
02:11:38
The third man tried to get you to drink.
02:11:41
That was pure, but the state, the council.
02:11:45
Out of here was.
02:11:46
They shot to kill the father. Send a message to America.
02:11:48
They ain't gonna stop until they give us your charges.
02:11:51
I don't know what you see us now, but it's heaven has a window.
02:11:53
I sure hope you're looking down. That's all.
02:11:56
For what?
02:11:57
Actions?
02:11:58
You tell me.
02:11:59
You shouldn't give me a job.
02:12:02
A soldier
02:12:03
is the only responsible party.
02:12:05
Can't use this money supply,
02:12:09
this shooting, Canada.
02:12:10
It's going to just divide it.
02:12:11
So I mean, so much,
02:12:14
so much division.
02:12:16
Is that what they want?
02:12:18
Yeah.
02:12:18
I mean, obviously it was
02:12:20
if it was just this crazy person who will always remain
02:12:23
nameless on this show, but whoever it was that did it, if he just random,
02:12:26
I mean, he said, I have a chance and I'm going to take it.
02:12:29
It was a really good target, being that he just sat down to speak.
02:12:33
And what tells me that if it was just a crazy person, then it's
02:12:36
not that big a deal, but if it was controlled
02:12:39
or some bigger organization had it done, they were worried about a single person
02:12:43
could change
02:12:43
so many minds at the college young man level that they had to eliminate him.
02:12:48
And a world like that terrifies me.
02:12:53
Honestly.
02:12:53
Yeah. We're like, this terrifies me to talk about division.
02:12:56
And,
02:12:57
but hang on, so beat, just being terrified doesn't mean that I'm going to be afraid
02:13:00
to stop talking.
02:13:01
It makes me want to talk about more things, even more.
02:13:06
And I just
02:13:07
there's a new phrase like, we're all Charlie Kirk. No.
02:13:11
So this is a head right here.
02:13:13
I saw this, I, I had this in the Q two and I didn't.
02:13:16
So just so you know, I mean, we can have the uncensored version,
02:13:19
but you, there's people that, like, kill themselves and drop.
02:13:22
I mean, there's so many videos that are just awesome and horrifying.
02:13:26
We want to do that. We could do that.
02:13:27
Let's just happen though.
02:13:29
So that's why it's in the news.
02:13:30
I'm not just going for, you know. Oh, I found this morbid video.
02:13:33
This is always stuff that's just happened. Like, it's
02:13:37
this is how doctors started.
02:13:39
They actually started by kicking heads around human heads and machete attack.
02:13:43
Interesting.
02:13:45
The machete attacks have landed in America.
02:13:47
Oh. An ambulance. I don't think you're doing anything.
02:13:49
I don't,
02:13:51
so, yeah, nice try, but hang on.
02:13:52
You said this wasn't an America. This was in America.
02:13:55
Dallas, Texas things.
02:13:57
Yeah, it's Texas.
02:14:00
Is this guy actually an American?
02:14:02
You see, it says illegal. So he it didn't.
02:14:04
It happened in America, but not.
02:14:06
Oh, charge illegal alien.
02:14:07
That's not his only charge,
02:14:08
I don't think, but I'm just saying an American didn't do this, so it didn't
02:14:12
technically happen in America, even though it happened on American soil.
02:14:15
Yeah, well, Texas is like almost Mexico.
02:14:18
Still, even Texans wouldn't do that. This they don't.
02:14:21
They may kill you, but they're not going to go,
02:14:22
oh, he's just like slashing this motherfucker.
02:14:25
Oh no.
02:14:26
Why are we why are we watching all this now? Right.
02:14:29
Why we're doing it out.
02:14:30
What hour long it takes to cut a head off.
02:14:32
I wonder how sharp that machete is.
02:14:35
There's tons of videos I don't.
02:14:36
It's usually not one whack.
02:14:39
I don't know where the worm faces the death videos are.
02:14:41
Those are where all of those real or where they like.
02:14:46
I like the mix. Right?
02:14:47
I think there was, like,
02:14:48
maybe a head beheading or some shit in a couple of those.
02:14:51
If I'm not mistaken. It's been years, dude.
02:14:54
A couple
02:14:54
the ones I saw, dude, they were like, sawing with a dull knife to get it off.
02:14:58
It was nasty.
02:14:58
Oh, I've never seen that.
02:15:00
I think maybe I've seen guillotine and then maybe.
02:15:02
Imagine trying to cut like a ham bone with a fucking butter knife.
02:15:06
That's what I saw.
02:15:08
Weird.
02:15:10
And the dude was very much like,
02:15:13
do you think that desensitizes people. Yes.
02:15:17
You think it's a bad thing?
02:15:18
A stupid question.
02:15:20
So this is an emergency. An emergency?
02:15:22
The people that are desensitized of that stuff are going to be more
02:15:25
sound of mind, in my opinion.
02:15:27
They want to see what happened. Thing.
02:15:28
Would you like to see what happens?
02:15:30
Let's see what happened.
02:15:30
What will happen if you expose your kids to shit like this?
02:15:33
Talk about shit like this
02:15:34
and don't act like it's a big deal and they get desensitized.
02:15:38
Then when you ask them stupid, retarded questions, this is what ends up happening.
02:15:44
The R-word.
02:15:45
My buddy.
02:15:47
Retarded questions, not retarded people.
02:15:49
If you're offended by me putting an adjective
02:15:51
in front of the word questions, I can't help you with the show.
02:15:53
I don't know.
02:15:53
This girl does look a little special and wears her arm
02:15:56
or their other arm.
02:16:00
Looks evil.
02:16:02
I have the best news ever.
02:16:03
I don't have.
02:16:07
What?
02:16:10
What do they look like?
02:16:12
What? Like what?
02:16:12
Like they look like they haven't slept in years because they look like terrified
02:16:17
fucking shining girl like girls.
02:16:19
Just listen, listen, listen.
02:16:22
I have the best news ever.
02:16:23
I don't have died.
02:16:26
Second best news tonight is.
02:16:31
Okay. Who was the first one?
02:16:34
Was Donald Trump.
02:16:34
The second one was the vice president died, so she keeps regressing.
02:16:38
I know the third best news, to Elon Musk.
02:16:41
Dumb and then.
02:16:44
No, nobody died.
02:16:46
My best friend's getting married later.
02:16:49
Oh. Best friends getting married.
02:16:50
For a moment, I was like, oh, okay.
02:16:52
She's actually a reasonable human being.
02:16:55
Still, still very strange and bizarre that her kids were talking about
02:16:59
that the best news would be that three human beings were dead,
02:17:02
not just dead, killed, hanging at the end of it.
02:17:05
Here's her news.
02:17:05
Okay, so what's left to Taylor Swift and Travis?
02:17:09
Kelsey got engaged.
02:17:14
The only reason she posted
02:17:15
that is because she likes
02:17:18
that they said that.
02:17:22
Oh. I'm sure.
02:17:23
Why would you commit?
02:17:24
Why would you out your children like that?
02:17:27
Dude.
02:17:28
So I was watching out of that.
02:17:30
I was watching a podcast that one of the members on.
02:17:32
It was like, hold on, I have a four and a six year old.
02:17:34
I'm going to go do a little experiment. So he leaves for a minute.
02:17:36
He comes back, he's like, yeah, I asked my kids,
02:17:39
hey, guess what, kids, what's the best news ever?
02:17:42
And the one was like, the younger one was like,
02:17:43
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
02:17:44
And the older one was like, cookies, right?
02:17:48
Like that's a healthy answer.
02:17:49
Yeah, yeah.
02:17:50
You're taking us to Disney World.
02:17:52
We're going to Easter.
02:17:53
Didn't know that.
02:17:55
The president and the vice president and Elon
02:17:58
Musk, the CEO of Tesla, I mean, like, what the fuck?
02:18:02
Right?
02:18:04
Nothing wrong.
02:18:04
Nothing. We hear everything's fine.
02:18:07
Nice lady.
02:18:08
Weird.
02:18:14
A somber moment Charlie Kirk, Turning Point USA
02:18:17
founder, was fatally shot at Utah Valley University.
02:18:21
Our condolences to his family and loved ones.
02:18:25
This senseless violence is utterly deplorable
02:18:27
and has no place in a civilized society.
02:18:30
Rest in peace, Charlie.
02:18:32
Please never say the shooter's name as the shooter deserves to die
02:18:36
in misery and obscurity, alone and maybe on fire.
02:18:40
Do not be afraid.
02:18:42
Fear has no place here.
02:18:43
Agree or disagree with his political positions.
02:18:46
We are all Charlie Kirk.
02:18:48
Now, I'm thinking of starting a college tour to engage in conversations
02:18:53
and to continue a legacy of free speech with engagement.
02:18:57
Yeah, we should do this.
02:18:58
I want to see it change my mind. Children.
02:19:01
Too bad I don't have legs or just walked up there.
02:19:04
In fact, I don't have the ability to lean mean we already do.
02:19:08
Mind every campus host to change my mind or I'll just like him style.
02:19:13
Debating event as often as yes every single day.
02:19:17
There should be like a Charlie Kirk style debate now.
02:19:19
Every college, all the time.
02:19:20
Show them never be silent.
02:19:22
And to have the courage to speak to each other.
02:19:25
Disagree with each other, sure, but do not kill each other.
02:19:28
Seems simple enough, but yet not.
02:19:33
If you believe in something.
02:19:35
You need to have the courage to fight for those ideas,
02:19:38
not run away from them, or try and silence them.
02:19:42
Charlie Kirk,
02:19:44
now on with this stupid monkey people show.
02:19:47
Hold on.
02:19:48
We have some internal office behavior to deal with.
02:19:51
First pardoning our cheering, laughing, and carrying
02:19:55
on during this very serious event.
02:19:57
But we were watching a car chase.
02:19:59
Yeah, I said, a car chase
02:20:02
that.
02:20:02
Did you did you see the alleged car chase that they know?
02:20:06
It was just a weird coincidence that happened to just after I had him say
02:20:09
that fucking TMZ actually did that shit.
02:20:13
It was bizarre there.
02:20:15
The alleged car chase was not.
02:20:18
It was very slow pace car chase.
02:20:20
There was nothing to scream and hoot and holler about.
02:20:23
It all was very yawn inducing.
02:20:26
The internet is so bad in so many ways, but the one thing it is good at
02:20:30
is it's autistic level fucking detective work,
02:20:32
and somebody's time stamped right is synced everything up.
02:20:36
And it ends up with, you know,
02:20:37
long story short and ends up being at 143 or 341 or whatever.
02:20:41
The exact moment the news was announced is exactly when they cheered.
02:20:45
And there's no if the and they compared to the what was happening at the car chase.
02:20:49
There's no question that doesn't bother me.
02:20:52
People overreact like I'm free speech.
02:20:55
Dude, if you say something in the heat of the moment,
02:20:56
like if somebody that I hated and despised right now suddenly passed away
02:21:00
and they cause me great pain and misery, I might actually go, whoo, whoo!
02:21:03
Oh, shit.
02:21:04
Wait and collect myself.
02:21:06
That can be excused.
02:21:07
But then lying about it like they stood there and did, well, it was a car chase.
02:21:13
Yeah, somebody who I like.
02:21:14
There's probably one or so.
02:21:16
I like one person that I would like.
02:21:19
If they died, I'd be like, yeah,
02:21:20
and that's because they tried to kill my cousin.
02:21:22
But hypothetically, I don't I don't have anybody like that.
02:21:24
I'm just saying,
02:21:24
I could imagine if you hated somebody and they died, you might have elation,
02:21:29
you know,
02:21:29
and then you hopefully a reasonable person would be like, I need to maintain that.
02:21:33
That that's a really bad looks. Really bad.
02:21:36
I'll.
02:21:36
Yeah. I just don't know who celebrate.
02:21:38
I would be happy.
02:21:39
Like I wouldn't like, be me either. Me either.
02:21:41
I'm saying hypothetically, I am not I would not be happy.
02:21:43
I'm a human Aussie.
02:21:44
I was born, died.
02:21:45
I said it was overrated. I didn't say like, oh,
02:21:48
the family shouldn't mourn or like, you know, I don't know.
02:21:51
It wasn't like, oh my God, good thing.
02:21:52
Hahaha. Like, you know what I mean?
02:21:54
I just said that he's overrated.
02:21:55
Wasn't that big of a fan of his.
02:21:57
And I know people loved him, so like whatever.
02:22:00
I was more entertained
02:22:00
by his television show, to be honest, that I dislike his children,
02:22:04
but not like on a personal level, just I just find them annoying.
02:22:08
The older the pass somebody gets, the less level of mourning
02:22:12
or sadness that I feel like, yeah, right.
02:22:15
Yeah.
02:22:16
The sudden passing of 99 year old.
02:22:18
Hold on. Stop.
02:22:19
No 99 year old in the world suddenly passes the.
02:22:22
And she had 99 years.
02:22:24
Well, there is, some conspiracies going around with the Hogan death.
02:22:32
Yeah.
02:22:32
It's the the allegedly the
02:22:35
there's speculation that the the wife the new wife
02:22:39
kind of like forced him to get married to her pretty quick.
02:22:41
And Hogan made some comments about, that like, oh, it's not going to go
02:22:46
well if I don't marry her or something like that.
02:22:48
And then she kind of became controlling of his estate or, tried to
02:22:53
or whatever she has, I don't know, there's been a lot of weird shit.
02:22:56
And then there's speculation around, how he died
02:23:01
that, there may have been some type of
02:23:05
influence one way or another.
02:23:06
And Brooke Hogan or his daughter is, like, doing her,
02:23:09
like she's paying for a second autopsy because she.
02:23:14
I don't know I don't know all the dynamics of it,
02:23:16
but there are some weird, did you read that?
02:23:19
Weird after hours that will
02:23:22
the daughter.
02:23:23
Yeah.
02:23:24
Well, it may have been.
02:23:28
By somebody who was executor of his.
02:23:30
Well, which would be his. His wife.
02:23:33
But that's why she was his new wife.
02:23:35
She wants to prove foul play so she can get her $5 million.
02:23:38
Yeah, I don't know. Right. Yeah.
02:23:40
Yeah. She's like, what am I going to do now? Fuck.
02:23:42
My songs never made it worth shit
02:23:45
to have a song that wasn't that bad.
02:23:47
I thought it at least charted and was on MTV for a little while,
02:23:51
if I'm not mistaken.
02:23:54
That doesn't sound right.
02:23:59
It really doesn't.
02:24:00
I feel like we got all the way to The Brady
02:24:02
your show really quick tonight, and normally it's like, yeah, I like it.
02:24:05
It's like kind of confusing, but just my brain isn't like it does.
02:24:09
It can't can people sure used to be out on YouTube.
02:24:11
Another hour on Rumble, 5 minutes to 2 hours to sometimes four hours on the
02:24:17
I was watching because I was looking for that fucking kid clip.
02:24:19
So I actually did have to watch some of the show. Kid.
02:24:23
Yeah, usually.
02:24:25
When was the kid started?
02:24:26
You have to watch the kid.
02:24:27
You know what kid clip you're watching?
02:24:30
I was looking for I'm a kid. This.
02:24:33
I was looking for this corner at 120.
02:24:36
Because I was so upset. Because you were so mad.
02:24:38
Yeah, I do, I deleted every source file from it.
02:24:41
Yeah, I would, I had to completely recreate it from scratch.
02:24:44
The hardest part, though, was because I was watching so many shows
02:24:46
that make sense.
02:24:47
I kept watching it, and then there was this drop that kept going right
02:24:50
in the middle of the silence because he says, what?
02:24:53
And it was, no, it wasn't what I.
02:24:58
That is really bizarre.
02:25:00
Anyways, there was a lot of drafts, but I finally got it.
02:25:01
But I did notice one thing about the show is usually the Flat Ranch show was over
02:25:06
within an hour or two.
02:25:07
Yeah, I mean, there was 1 to 4 hours of the Brady and your show, right?
02:25:12
So I think, yeah.
02:25:14
Yeah.
02:25:14
No I'm not I feel like I have old windows.
02:25:16
Yeah, yeah yeah.
02:25:18
Windows computer where you think you finally got it resolved
02:25:20
and then all of a sudden blue screen of death. So I'm not going to get my hopes up
02:25:24
as he did.
02:25:25
He did pick a topic he said it was going to be be.
02:25:30
I don't like the idea of the next 25 shows just being the alphabet,
02:25:33
but would it be be it?
02:25:36
Could we talk about like insects and bees are happy
02:25:40
that a bee video several episodes ago,
02:25:43
if he wasn't going to come back, we weren't going to quit.
02:25:45
Next week's topic was going to be perdition.
02:25:49
I already have the artwork and all the stuff
02:25:51
ready to go.
02:25:54
But we don't have to do it.
02:25:57
We can do B bee, that sounds so much better.
02:26:00
The bees need to be protected.
02:26:01
Man, there's so many bees at my house.
02:26:04
I think we fixed the bee problem. Ooh.
02:26:07
And then the next episode we could do C, but instead of, you know, C,
02:26:11
I like c Spanish maybe, or SCA and just kind of.
02:26:18
Right. Ooh,
02:26:20
we did Gary next week.
02:26:21
We could do or not know it.
02:26:24
That'll just encourage him not to be here.
02:26:26
Never mind.
02:26:26
That's a bad idea.
02:26:30
So what do you think we should react like we do on the Brady and George right now?
02:26:34
We're going to just get back to normal, like everything's fine.
02:26:36
Are you okay with this?
02:26:38
Do you feel like. Kind of like it?
02:26:41
Do you kind of feel like an abused wife?
02:26:42
That's like he treated me nice now, so it's okay, right?
02:26:46
Yeah. Like he. It's not even he like like.
02:26:49
Yeah, he can he, he beat you left and then like
02:26:54
six months later he just waltzes right in the door and goes, hey, honey.
02:26:58
And he sits right down. Yeah.
02:27:00
There was only one thing I wanted. I didn't know there was that.
02:27:03
There was no nothing were right.
02:27:04
I was out because
02:27:08
that's all I wanted.
02:27:09
You were right, I was wrong, I apologize,
02:27:12
and then he just comes in and things like, he's going to, like, control everything
02:27:15
all of a sudden, like, dude, there's got to be.
02:27:17
I've got to.
02:27:19
Yeah. No, no, I sucked it down pretty hard.
02:27:21
Just like a new step daddy coming in into the picture.
02:27:25
Do you need to give us some time to to, you know, get you, see you.
02:27:29
And then because I don't know if I can trust another man and I could, sir.
02:27:34
And don't call me sport.
02:27:37
Right.
02:27:38
It's that simple.
02:27:39
I just feel like you're just going to walk out on us again.
02:27:42
Hey there.
02:27:42
Dude.
02:27:46
I don't get the mashup of Mount Rushmore.
02:27:49
I tried to get it. I didn't get it.
02:27:51
We need a mashup of Mount Rushmore.
02:27:53
He sent a clip saying the mashup of Mount Rushmore was much more up there.
02:27:57
It's just this
02:27:59
you can't not put them on the Mount Rushmore just because of how they are.
02:28:02
You know what?
02:28:02
Out of all this humanity and stuff, I hope, I hope I was okay.
02:28:05
I have not heard from Bob for a while.
02:28:08
I hope he's doing all right.
02:28:10
But you know, buddy,
02:28:12
nobody.
02:28:13
Nobody. Nobody.
02:28:15
Yeah.
02:28:16
I take the fall.
02:28:18
I got you covered when there's no one at all.
02:28:22
Oh yeah.
02:28:22
And I'm not sure I see the mashed up.
02:28:25
Or it's already got demons trying to break through the walls, so I just delete.
02:28:29
No, no. Come on. Okay.
02:28:32
Right now I want it.
02:28:33
Cause if you need me to do it, you're out here.
02:28:37
So jump up us.
02:28:40
So I think it's funny tonight, you know, it was like, yo, was that Howard Dean?
02:28:45
Was this connection to you?
02:28:47
Whatever.
02:28:47
Cause you're fighting through game where you need somebody to turn to school.
02:28:52
The guy I don't know, I don't know, I don't know if this is the way I.
02:28:57
What are you playing? God ain't nobody. No.
02:29:00
It was a video sent by our host.
02:29:02
Oh, well, it sucks, and it's good.
02:29:05
And this is the Brady George show, so fuck off.
02:29:08
Right?
02:29:09
So the first thing we do is react to the monologue, which we should do,
02:29:12
and then we also finish the things that we may have missed in the,
02:29:15
flat rent videos and things like that.
02:29:19
Okay.
02:29:19
Now that is interesting,
02:29:22
right?
02:29:23
Because you want to necessarily eat that.
02:29:26
Yeah.
02:29:26
But you would you would eat the fries first and then
02:29:29
I don't know, I would maybe want that cut like with one of them
02:29:32
fancy fucking pizza cutters.
02:29:33
And you kind of just take like a,
02:29:36
like if you just described stacks shaped
02:29:38
just to my neighborhood, I highly recommend it.
02:29:41
There's one there's like four more now. They're going everywhere.
02:29:43
Their dude is a huge craze.
02:29:45
All he does is takes a pizza crust, puts a bunch of sandwich shit on it,
02:29:49
put another pizza crust on top, heats it up, cuts it in like what you're saying.
02:29:52
And the pizza slice shapes sandwiches
02:29:56
are called.
02:29:59
The burger or the
02:30:00
big bowl and put a walk on it.
02:30:04
Okay.
02:30:06
I don't know.
02:30:07
How do you even, like, how do they get.
02:30:11
Seems like a lot of work for.
02:30:15
It's novelty.
02:30:16
It's. Now you would regret it.
02:30:17
You'd be like, dude, we could eat for weeks off of what
02:30:20
I just spent on this burger that we just threw more than it.
02:30:23
I'm just saying, like, something in the garbage like that.
02:30:25
I would fucking hate to work at that restaurant
02:30:27
that I've ever worked at a restaurant.
02:30:29
I know what that's like, but, I would hate to work at that.
02:30:31
And then if they ordered people order that, I'm going to be like, oh,
02:30:34
I got a fucking other one of these stupid ass things,
02:30:36
would you rather do that or line up at a thing and go sing Happy Birthday
02:30:40
line of the thing and sing Happy Birthday?
02:30:42
Even though I hate singing Happy Birthday, I always have ass.
02:30:44
It sometimes is mouth it for time like I'm singing it depending on how many people
02:30:47
are singing it.
02:30:48
I hate that when there's not a lot of people singing it.
02:30:51
And so you have to make your voice heard more.
02:30:52
It's just it's just stupid. It's a dumb song.
02:30:55
I heard of it.
02:30:55
I always, I always panic and do the chatter and all the extra stuff
02:31:00
proves I'm singing because I do the same thing.
02:31:02
I mouth the words at church too. When I go,
02:31:06
yeah, I learned that in, like elementary school we would do this.
02:31:08
The singing, the school plays or whatever the fuck or the singing
02:31:12
dumb shit that they make you do.
02:31:14
And I just learned that, yeah.
02:31:16
If I just move my mouth, I don't actually have to do this dumb shit.
02:31:19
So I have to ask you the obvious.
02:31:21
How would the world be if everybody did that quieter?
02:31:25
I know not everyone has to be like that.
02:31:27
That's the best thing.
02:31:30
There's plenty of people that love this, and they're like, there's a lot of people
02:31:33
that are great at it.
02:31:34
If I was standing next to you
02:31:35
and I couldn't sing, but I was singing, I'd be like, he's not singing.
02:31:39
Like I'm right next to him, have been knocked down.
02:31:41
I don't hear anything.
02:31:43
Because if I got to sing and sound like shit, you got a singing sound.
02:31:46
In fact, the more people that sing it sound like shit.
02:31:49
Church has a particular thing.
02:31:52
Half the people can't sing.
02:31:53
But it just as long as there's enough people not singing well, it sounds okay.
02:31:57
Like like a crowd, right?
02:32:01
Like Ken and Barbie.
02:32:03
What about Ken King?
02:32:05
Was sword in Japanese.
02:32:07
King was fist, king
02:32:11
prefecture Ken egg roll hopping king, King.
02:32:15
How do you say a ticket to hopping raids?
02:32:17
King, King King King King
02:32:20
tell.
02:32:21
Can the healthy and dangerous fist and sword fight is an experience
02:32:24
so called prefectures you get to hopping rights needs to be bought.
02:32:28
King, king called king, king, king, king, king, king, King to k.
02:32:33
King. King, King. King. King.
02:32:35
King. King. Cole.
02:32:36
King. King. King. King. King.
02:32:37
King. King.
02:32:38
King.
02:32:39
King. King.
02:32:39
Catholic. King. King.
02:32:40
King. King. King. Coaching.
02:32:42
Why do they do that?
02:32:45
They're like making fun of themselves.
02:32:46
It's hilarious.
02:32:47
No, I know, but the Japanese language.
02:32:49
I don't mean those two guys.
02:32:50
I mean, why with so many syllables?
02:32:52
Because they made it so you can make it.
02:32:54
Make you can make it be made fun of.
02:32:58
I just the English
02:33:00
word this two word two meaning same sound.
02:33:04
But they have a lot more.
02:33:05
Apparently.
02:33:08
Maybe it's because
02:33:09
all the letters are on an abacus. No.
02:33:18
Oh, I have, I got through everything except dumber numbers.
02:33:21
I don't know what this means.
02:33:23
I've got to sacrifice.
02:33:28
Hooligans say hooligans.
02:33:31
That's anybody that fights at a soccer. Oh, wait.
02:33:33
The actual players are going to fight other women.
02:33:36
Yeah, well, I think most of them are women.
02:33:38
Yeah, I don't think that one, this little one just comes
02:33:40
up, pushes her, this one comes up, this bitch is like, what up?
02:33:44
And she's like, wham, no no no no no no no no no.
02:33:46
Left handed no. Sinister right.
02:33:48
Caught her off guard total. But.
02:33:54
It's got a red card for doing something.
02:33:56
After you get the red card you might as well punch.
02:33:59
No no no no no no right I mean no.
02:34:03
Yeah.
02:34:04
You're one of their players to hell. Yeah.
02:34:06
Smart decision.
02:34:08
Well getting rowdy go out with a bang.
02:34:13
They taking that soccer shit
02:34:14
serious over there.
02:34:17
With that thing about Jehovah's Witnesses they believe in these.
02:34:20
Absolutely true.
02:34:21
They believe there's a set number of people that will make it to heaven.
02:34:25
I don't know how they got to pick a fight.
02:34:27
I can rule number 144,000 people.
02:34:31
Now, here's what's funny about that.
02:34:33
There's 8.5 million of those motherfuckers around the world.
02:34:39
So it's like,
02:34:40
what kind of Squid Game religion are you guys running here?
02:34:43
How many people do I have to murder before I can meet Jehovah?
02:34:47
Clearly, heaven might sell out.
02:34:48
I gotta make sure I can redeem my ticket before it's too late.
02:34:53
Michael Jackson and Prince were both
02:34:55
Jehovah's Witnesses, so that's already two spots gone.
02:35:05
Hahahahaha.
02:35:06
That is kind of fucked up though.
02:35:09
I get why you do that. So.
02:35:10
So you have a group of people and you want like a ring.
02:35:14
You know, the prize and the better you behave,
02:35:18
the better chance you have at the prize.
02:35:22
It's a great way to control people.
02:35:24
Yeah, well, he talks.
02:35:26
He tells his straight man Zune trade.
02:35:28
You think you can get anything straight out of the genius?
02:35:31
Give me a break.
02:35:34
Yeah. Wait.
02:35:35
Why is his head down there?
02:35:36
Is this in wrestling,
02:35:40
brother?
02:35:40
We're brothers. Indeed.
02:35:41
Concerned about all the top action.
02:35:43
Here's buyers back. Teams are concerned.
02:35:46
Here's that threesome.
02:35:47
The genius has no sympathy for that bushwhacking team under.
02:35:51
Are you going to end up going to Saudi Arabia for, WrestleMania 43?
02:35:54
I'll tell you. Oh, yeah.
02:35:55
I'm going to support The Bushwhackers.
02:35:57
We're going to put you on.
02:35:58
You don't take any weed, man.
02:36:00
I think it's a death penalty for weed.
02:36:02
Easier said than done.
02:36:04
You know what the deal actually is?
02:36:05
25 years, some woman had cocaine.
02:36:09
Next, she got 25 years champions in Dubai.
02:36:12
And I have to get in line. Break. Interesting.
02:36:15
I know, don't forget about Saudi Arabia.
02:36:16
That's the same rules right now.
02:36:18
Yeah, I know some, really big man,
02:36:22
basketball
02:36:22
player that got busted in Russia with a vape pen.
02:36:26
He sure was a man.
02:36:28
He looked like one.
02:36:30
I don't know, like on what is a woman?
02:36:32
I mean, what is a man?
02:36:33
Look at this.
02:36:34
Nobody else is a man.
02:36:35
Nobody cares what is a woman can't ask that anymore.
02:36:37
You might get shot.
02:36:38
I don't know, I asked a woman that today and she couldn't answer the fact.
02:36:42
Jimmy really?
02:36:43
And I couldn't even tell you what she was.
02:36:46
She wouldn't answer
02:36:48
him. Outsmarted him.
02:36:50
Doesn't take a whole lot. I'm like, okay. Yeah.
02:36:53
Are you sure it was a woman?
02:36:54
They can do whatever they wanted to and lady just seem to do.
02:36:56
Yeah, I'm sure the boys did. Yeah. Jimmy.
02:37:00
See, I should have captured that, too.
02:37:01
My videos are not available anymore.
02:37:03
Did you see the, I don't care.
02:37:05
Michigan. Oh, I have a Kinko's.
02:37:09
I know it's not called Kinko's anymore, but the Michigan where you go to
02:37:12
have shit printed,
02:37:14
they would not print a month.
02:37:16
They wouldn't
02:37:17
print a vigil poster for Charlie Kirk said it was propaganda in their home.
02:37:21
Some time and see their closet. It was not.
02:37:23
It was an Office depot.
02:37:25
No, office depot fired them.
02:37:27
Nice to Red, funny looking.
02:37:29
It was just to go propaganda.
02:37:31
What is what is the definition of propaganda?
02:37:33
There's no right in that.
02:37:35
I'll tell you
02:37:36
another thing know is that to be false, here's the sad part or good part.
02:37:40
I don't think Office Depot even has propaganda policy.
02:37:43
Yeah,
02:37:44
you can print whatever the fuck they want unless it bothers the person
02:37:46
that has to push the button and take your money.
02:37:48
Then they say, sorry, we don't print that because it's propaganda.
02:37:51
Top novels.
02:37:54
And they ordered it online.
02:37:55
Dude, they came in to pick it up. He had a receipt and everything.
02:37:58
Of course, the video has been removed because
02:38:00
here's the internet censorship.
02:38:02
The people don't want to be seen. It's just such a piece of shit.
02:38:04
Anybody would censor anything as a piece of shit.
02:38:07
Yeah, the Bushwhackers are cute.
02:38:08
Mike McGurk.
02:38:11
Boy, ever since you turned you down, I still don't get it.
02:38:15
Turn me down.
02:38:17
Special footage and comments on the wedding reception.
02:38:21
A special report.
02:38:23
They like Bush's service.
02:38:25
We want help you save hundreds.
02:38:28
Maybe waking them bushes.
02:38:34
Well, you know, like the bushwhackers.
02:38:36
I want to know what it means and why
02:38:39
they like bushes.
02:38:42
Well, let's ask, I did it doesn't know.
02:38:45
It just says they do it. And it was everything.
02:38:48
No, it literally is just stating a fact.
02:38:50
Professional wrestling tag team known as the Bushwhackers.
02:38:52
Blah blah blah,
02:38:53
arm swinging hand motions, exaggerating, exaggerating motion was part of their act
02:38:58
features and marching around the ring while swinging their arms wildly.
02:39:01
It goes on and on and on, but it doesn't say what the motion means.
02:39:05
An upright marching motion in which
02:39:07
they swung their arms widely in opposite directions of their head.
02:39:13
But it doesn't say what that means.
02:39:18
Are they?
02:39:19
I mean, is that what the tag team, The Bushwhackers, got their name from?
02:39:23
A type of guerrilla fighter prominent during the American Civil War,
02:39:27
when wrestlers Butch Miller and Luke Williams joined the World
02:39:30
Wrestling Federation in 1988, they adopted the new name and comedic persona.
02:39:34
In stark contrast to their previous, more violent character.
02:39:37
So it is so racist they're acting like guerrillas
02:39:43
because they're bushwhackers.
02:39:46
Nice.
02:39:48
For most of their careers, Luke Williams and Butch Miller wrestled
02:39:50
as the sheepherders of sheepherders in seriously violent and feared tag team.
02:39:56
I think that she should have rebranded them the fun loving, comedic Bushwhackers,
02:40:02
the signature arm swinging walk and their tongue lashing antics.
02:40:08
Okay, well,
02:40:10
it does say something about guerrillas and zoologists.
02:40:15
People have, you know, taken that term.
02:40:16
So yeah, I think it's racist.
02:40:19
Bushwhackers are guerrillas or guerrilla like allegedly.
02:40:23
I mean, I'm not saying that he's saying that.
02:40:26
Okay, the iconic arm swinging walk.
02:40:28
Where did you ask? Did you ask why?
02:40:29
Because, you know, I asked
02:40:32
people, the iconic arm swinging walk of the Bushwhackers
02:40:36
originated from a quirk in Butch Miller's own gate,
02:40:41
an interview Miller revealed that he had naturally
02:40:44
screwed up feet, which caused him to swing his arms when he walked.
02:40:48
Gait.
02:40:49
Your gait
02:40:49
when he and Luke Williams transitioned to their menacing sheepherders persona,
02:40:53
the comedic bushwhacker.
02:40:54
So he transitioned, exaggerated his walk as part of their new eccentric characters.
02:40:59
So it was a trend. Trends.
02:41:02
I like to see him walk regular and see what it looks like.
02:41:05
Here it is
02:41:06
halfway through round one.
02:41:08
Oh, right. They held each other.
02:41:11
Those are the double.
02:41:11
And I got oh I got a not no.
02:41:16
How often does this happen.
02:41:18
Pretty often I guess.
02:41:19
Oh whoa whoa whoa
02:41:23
I just created a compass
02:41:26
to get across the renders.
02:41:29
This happens a lot more than I would think.
02:41:31
Look at that. Oh.
02:41:37
That's the to your. Oh.
02:41:45
I do not.
02:41:46
I had to get the right.
02:41:48
Look like I don't know what to do here.
02:41:53
Oh. Oh, I think it just started over.
02:41:56
Restarts stopped up.
02:41:57
Well, no, it didn't. Oh,
02:42:01
oh wait. Let me see.
02:42:04
I see it's way back up.
02:42:05
I always.
02:42:09
That happens way more than I.
02:42:14
Way more than that.
02:42:14
Imagine if you're throwing fists at heads.
02:42:16
Chances are you're going to hit the same time.
02:42:18
I just assume that they were good at dodging as well as, like,
02:42:22
I don't know, I think it'd just be really rare
02:42:26
because both this have to be swinging
02:42:30
at the same time. Like in mid-air.
02:42:32
Like the momentum has to be there already, you know, you don't get it exactly
02:42:35
the same time.
02:42:36
Is it also more like, oh, you're just you're just going to go limp, right?
02:42:39
Or stiff or, you know,
02:42:43
Limp or stiff,
02:42:46
I don't know.
02:42:46
Juice spins are those are my only two choices. Yes.
02:42:51
Can I stay standing relatively stiff? No.
02:43:05
The last show with Gary involved was two hours and 26 minutes.
02:43:11
Because he bitched out like a
02:43:14
they while he was.
02:43:15
I'm pretty sure he was crying.
02:43:16
I generally I I'm genuinely concerned for their relationship and his well-being.
02:43:19
I hope everything is all right.
02:43:21
I talk loser fucking coward, coward.
02:43:24
Talk loser.
02:43:26
I paid attention and it sounded like he didn't debate it out.
02:43:28
He didn't fight it out.
02:43:29
So he just chosen to for it to die down.
02:43:32
Probably. Fucking loser. Coward.
02:43:35
That's one way to look at it.
02:43:36
But as a friend, I'm
02:43:37
trying to be concerned here for a moment and say that it's possible
02:43:41
that he could have just came out like a man should have done every time he said,
02:43:45
here's a woman fucking cunt.
02:43:50
Anyway,
02:43:51
it's weird how when I stop talking, the drop stop to
02:43:56
a loser.
02:44:00
All right, so you know, you might not care.
02:44:01
I know because of the call right now.
02:44:03
You go ahead, Gary.
02:44:05
He's a fucking asshole.
02:44:06
He's over your typing.
02:44:07
Hate bullshit.
02:44:10
It doesn't matter.
02:44:12
Fuck you. Asshole.
02:44:13
Dude, all that clip reminds me of this.
02:44:15
No fucking.
02:44:17
You know, I can see it.
02:44:20
See him?
02:44:21
Shit. Worthless pile of snow.
02:44:23
Would have been a better term.
02:44:24
Why are you yelling?
02:44:26
Why are you yelling?
02:44:27
No, the snow's coming.
02:44:29
This. Hello.
02:44:31
I love snow, you know.
02:44:33
Don't get me wrong. Rate of it.
02:44:35
No, I love it.
02:44:36
I'm afraid of very few things.
02:44:39
Snow is not
02:44:41
the only thing that makes me worry is there's a lot.
02:44:43
I cannot drive in snow.
02:44:46
So I'm worried for them.
02:44:47
And I'm worried they may hit me right.
02:44:52
Here's how.
02:44:54
Here's all you. That's a real calorie.
02:44:56
No fake. No refrigerate.
02:44:57
No flour, no sugar, no.
02:44:59
No egg, no carb. Low fat, no woman, no cry.
02:45:02
No beans. No bring the Davis. No tomatoes. No.
02:45:04
That's no, no no God.
02:45:06
No chicken, no turkeys. No.
02:45:08
Little backstory.
02:45:09
This is called the Banana League. This green.
02:45:12
And they realize what
02:45:15
it was in the bottom right of the screen.
02:45:16
I don't understand
02:45:19
because it said, look at the.
02:45:22
Look who's.
02:45:23
Look who's in the bottom right of the screen.
02:45:25
I don't know, I, I can't, I don't know who is it.
02:45:29
Take my Superman ingredient low calorie.
02:45:32
No thank you.
02:45:33
No sorry. No stripping out the bad egg.
02:45:35
No carb, no fat, no woman, no cry, no violence,
02:45:38
no brings the potatoes, no tomato plants.
02:45:40
No no no God, no.
02:45:42
No turkeys, no rabbit. Kill them.
02:45:47
Are they allowed to do that?
02:45:49
So it started as a like little quick fun thing where they danced
02:45:52
one time, one inning or whatever.
02:45:53
And now like, people actually texting or calling or I don't know how they do it,
02:45:57
but the fans pick which dance they want to do.
02:46:00
They learn it for several weeks and then do it in honor
02:46:03
of whoever requested it.
02:46:04
And they do it.
02:46:05
I was,
02:46:06
affected their
02:46:09
due to it's the Banana league
02:46:11
like triple, triple, quadruple a baseball okay.
02:46:14
But they're so bad on their own way in the league.
02:46:17
Are they paying to be in that league?
02:46:20
If I was even on an opposing team and I'm paying to be on that league,
02:46:23
I'm going to be annoyed.
02:46:24
I came here to play baseball and I do this day, and next thing
02:46:27
you know, everyone's doing their fucking everyone's going to be doing it.
02:46:30
Yeah. Because if you don't do it, no one's going to like you.
02:46:33
So you're saying from the hateful batter point of view,
02:46:35
you want the competition committee to say, stop this shit.
02:46:38
Yeah, look at them. This is going to change the game.
02:46:41
It's going to all be about dancing
02:46:42
and throwing your opponent off with, like, different dance sequences.
02:46:45
Meanwhile, as soon as people.
02:46:47
So I think they only do it
02:46:49
during the timeout, like during the, you know, like it doesn't interfere.
02:46:53
You're not going to know like who's got the ball because they do this,
02:46:56
you know, these dance numbers where they switch positions
02:46:58
and then all of a sudden somebody is pitching it, you know.
02:47:00
No, they're pitching it.
02:47:02
That's what that was. Right?
02:47:03
I, I'm not sure.
02:47:06
I was talking when I threw the ball
02:47:07
and it was on the pitch, and he was like, no, no.
02:47:10
Catch him.
02:47:11
No, no, sorry.
02:47:12
No stripping out, no egg, no carb, no fat, no woman, no cry, no bees, no brings
02:47:16
the kids, no tomatoes, no vans, no, no no God, no chicken, no turkeys, no rabbit.
02:47:21
Kill them.
02:47:23
No. You're saying it was quicker than you would think.
02:47:26
Like he didn't at all, like, sit there and line it up or anything.
02:47:29
He has to quickly just wing that fucker out there.
02:47:32
How good of a fucking throw is he doing?
02:47:34
Are they here just to sell t, or are they trying to win games?
02:47:38
They're trying to sell. It's a business. Yeah.
02:47:42
As I'm saying, everyone's going to be doing this now.
02:47:45
It's going to be the TikTok league.
02:47:47
Well, good for you.
02:47:48
Doing their TikTok dances.
02:47:50
Yeah, it's literally called the Banana League.
02:47:52
Dancing.
02:47:54
And those are the Savannah's the other team do two guys, my yellow man.
02:47:58
And they're the Savannah Nanas.
02:48:01
Yellow man.
02:48:02
In the bottom right corner.
02:48:04
That's batting weak there.
02:48:06
He doesn't look too many.
02:48:11
Oh, yeah.
02:48:11
We're going to check it out. This is this is cool.
02:48:14
Like, but not really like I've seen like,
02:48:17
12 year old girls set up, like, TikTok videos and like,
02:48:21
you know, at the grocery store fucking, like, outside a hotel by the fucking,
02:48:26
like, whatever in the world's weirdest areas at a mall.
02:48:30
And it's like they're literally doing it on stage
02:48:32
and they're grown men and they're playing baseball.
02:48:36
The bananas break in the middle infield in the
02:48:39
center as well, so
02:48:40
it's time to put a little bit.
02:48:45
You know, who are those?
02:48:47
These are great for pilot, the guy who was the shortstop.
02:48:51
So like why is the bill different?
02:48:54
These are the top three planters from 2023 who's covering second?
02:49:00
They're serious players.
02:49:02
They're like, you guys can fuck off, dude, we're not dancing.
02:49:06
Kyle.
02:49:06
Alex is going to bring cocks.
02:49:07
Hey, Danny, how's the.
02:49:09
Yeah.
02:49:09
David Meadows all in the dance.
02:49:13
Oh. This one.
02:49:14
Which one's the shortstop?
02:49:16
It's like a music.
02:49:17
Yeah. So for our first third dancing too.
02:49:20
So for the record, with your your point of view,
02:49:22
this is the guy that we need to take control.
02:49:27
Let me say that again, I missed it.
02:49:29
I was I was too busy trying to figure out where the fucking.
02:49:31
This is the guy that we need to be an adult and take control.
02:49:34
Is what you're saying.
02:49:35
The little short guy, he's really short. That's a great.
02:49:37
Okay. Is it just bending down, or is that. It's.
02:49:41
I oh, this one tells the whole story.
02:49:44
Weird.
02:49:45
It's like a musical medley.
02:49:52
That's the page.
02:49:55
And now the number one.
02:49:57
Savannah banana dance.
02:50:00
Looks like we're going to have another boogie.
02:50:05
Where we're not doing this every single.
02:50:09
It's.
02:50:09
It's okay.
02:50:12
This is like, once a game, maybe. Right.
02:50:14
Like Danny Horsley. Right.
02:50:17
What is going on here?
02:50:19
This is the dance of the team.
02:50:21
You can see this is man.
02:50:22
It's really like halftime or so quarter.
02:50:24
Still, man, this is a real.
02:50:27
Haven't you ever been to like, do they do shit like this all the time?
02:50:30
You. Are you disgracing that mound if you go to the, Utica.
02:50:34
What do they call the league? I forget what they call the league.
02:50:36
It's not the grapefruit. Oh, the little minor leagues.
02:50:38
Jimmy John Stadium over there.
02:50:40
Yeah, the Utica whatever league.
02:50:42
You can see a guy balance anything
02:50:45
the crowd brings to him on his chin or his nose or whatever.
02:50:48
What about my balls?
02:50:50
It's family friendly.
02:50:52
So, you know, I wear my balls.
02:50:55
So not your testicles.
02:50:56
You could bring, like, balls. Sure.
02:50:59
Balls are definitely family friendly
02:51:01
from your point of view, but not from the, media
02:51:05
mobile. Vader.
02:51:06
He might catch one of those balls.
02:51:10
You might catch one of those balls.
02:51:11
So I want to, like, pitch downward.
02:51:14
That's so weird, right? I hate this.
02:51:16
The batter is like, I'm going to knock that fucking still.
02:51:19
Yeah. Is that going to be better for the batter?
02:51:21
Because it's already going to reciprocate in an upward direction, right?
02:51:25
Right.
02:51:25
What if the
02:51:25
what if the pitcher catches it a whole run and now Fumi caught it instead?
02:51:31
It's crazy.
02:51:31
Yeah. Because he's already up there really doing.
02:51:33
Holy shit. Dude, you know what?
02:51:35
I got to admit, I don't know what baseball, right?
02:51:37
Are you kidding me?
02:51:39
Well, you don't want to give him a pitch he can hit.
02:51:41
I'm just saying he got it over the plate and it didn't bounce off the ground.
02:51:44
It didn't.
02:51:44
Zim didn't zing over these practices before.
02:51:47
For some reason.
02:51:49
Really nice dance.
02:51:50
He gets the outside corner. Just a circus act.
02:51:52
I don't.
02:51:53
You're really nice.
02:51:55
Oh no, you're wrong dude. The strike.
02:51:57
He called it a strike. He called it a strike.
02:51:59
But he's doing them a favor because he's on their team.
02:52:01
I do not see him dancing earlier.
02:52:04
That's a good point.
02:52:06
This is historic Bison Stadium in Savannah.
02:52:09
Banana, Georgia. Oh, because he's their umpire.
02:52:12
You can't have a umpire.
02:52:13
That is favoriting a team.
02:52:15
Dude, I watched a game where
02:52:17
he's like, after Tom Brady scored a touchdown, not one,
02:52:21
but two referees came over and, like, high fived him and spanked him on the ass
02:52:24
and shit. Just like the players they were all celebrating.
02:52:27
I think it's because they kind of got swept up in court
02:52:29
and instead of just going like this, like a ref
02:52:31
is supposed to do, like I'm part of the field, but don't touch me.
02:52:35
They literally participated in the celebration.
02:52:37
It looked so weird, like, I guess since they helped him with the touchdown,
02:52:42
they should have been participating in the celebration.
02:52:48
Maybe.
02:52:48
Maybe not.
02:52:50
Why do I have gorillas beating their chest?
02:52:52
Oh, I was looking at Bushwhackers.
02:52:56
Really beating their chest.
02:52:57
That's not appropriate.
02:53:00
It could be umpires.
02:53:01
I think I've honored all his links.
02:53:06
I have a whole whiteboard here with about 20 jokes that just will not work.
02:53:09
As he participated today, I got to give props.
02:53:12
The champion is beaten off the challenger, at least for now.
02:53:19
So beating their chest or beating off the.
02:53:21
Oh, sorry Bigfoot
02:53:25
while I bring up the Bigfoot video.
02:53:26
Did you know that bananas are berries?
02:53:31
No, that's fucked up, right?
02:53:34
No, not really, I really do, you know, bananas and other raspberries?
02:53:38
I'm sorry.
02:53:39
Maybe blueberries are strawberries and raspberries are not berries.
02:53:46
Well, then, what the fuck are they?
02:53:50
It's a great question.
02:53:54
Yeah,
02:53:55
the schnoz berries tasted like schnoz berries.
02:53:59
Okay, so this is a tart.
02:54:01
This is a trail camera from Pop Blur.
02:54:04
Not popular, but poplar.
02:54:06
I think it's a kind of a tree.
02:54:08
Poplar bluff, Missouri or Missouri, if you're from Missouri or Missouri.
02:54:13
Halfway between Saint Louis and Memphis, Tennessee.
02:54:15
Tennessee. Tennessee.
02:54:17
Not sure why.
02:54:18
Why they had to put it between Saint Louis and Memphis because if you don't know
02:54:22
where Missouri is, you probably don't know where Saint Louis or Memphis, Tennessee
02:54:26
is or I don't know. I'm
02:54:30
just a sidebar for a quick second.
02:54:31
Do you think the kids really in Montana was there were those?
02:54:34
What, is that a joke?
02:54:35
It sounded real. It's really sounded like it was the game.
02:54:37
Game and Papa all this is I.
02:54:39
Dude, Gary's not back. It's my best shit.
02:54:42
My best job ever, dude.
02:54:44
God damn it.
02:54:45
All right, this is. I do this this mud, man.
02:54:47
You were right.
02:54:48
I was wrong.
02:54:49
I apologize, and he got up, and then somebody filming.
02:54:51
Oh, listen, I don't know what this is, except my obviously,
02:54:54
my skeptical ass is going to think it's the people that Phil Mud
02:54:58
got up in some fucking stilts and set this up, or it's a bear.
02:55:01
Stilts. Think based on baseballs.
02:55:04
All right, so, listen, this is an actual report from BFR.
02:55:08
Oh, but look,
02:55:10
and I zoomed in so I can't read any of it anymore.
02:55:12
But this this happened recently.
02:55:16
It's a guy trip, guys trail camera.
02:55:18
I would like to show a photo.
02:55:19
I have that one of my game cameras took Wednesday blah blah blah.
02:55:23
This is the photo.
02:55:24
I just just let's just look at the photo before we look at any of the
02:55:27
the photo on the left is what happened during the trail cam.
02:55:31
They went out there and took a similar, similar, similar photo
02:55:36
with his friend standing there who I believe is six foot four.
02:55:40
It says here somewhere, we'll go. We'll get into that.
02:55:42
He's a he's a regular average sized man on the right now.
02:55:45
I'm not sure.
02:55:46
It looks like the branches in this stream off in the distance are the same.
02:55:50
But when you look right to left, it may not even be the same perspective.
02:55:53
So that makes me that makes me a little
02:55:56
skeptical.
02:55:58
Yeah, I don't know why, because maybe they had to move remove the
02:56:01
it might be one of those trail cameras that you have to physically.
02:56:05
There's a video.
02:56:06
Listen, there's a video where he literally has the
02:56:08
the the guy that we're looking at on the right has a camera,
02:56:11
video camera, and he's looking at the guy taking this photo
02:56:14
exactly where the trail cam is.
02:56:15
So that that is there, that it's
02:56:17
that seems realistic, that seems reasonable, that seems right.
02:56:20
But like the water depth is different.
02:56:23
The weeds are different.
02:56:24
I mean, the water depth can be different.
02:56:26
Other suns in a different position.
02:56:28
So it's shit's reflecting.
02:56:29
It might be slightly different.
02:56:31
Just I think it might be perspective.
02:56:34
It could it I don't think it's a bear.
02:56:36
They said it might be a bear, but according to this, if this is real
02:56:40
and this is a six foot guy, this is like an 11ft
02:56:42
being that's standing up right now. It's a trail cam.
02:56:45
But for whatever reason, it only took it was action.
02:56:48
I'm sorry.
02:56:48
It was, motion censored
02:56:50
and the only the action was a still photo instead of a video.
02:56:54
Maybe to save space, but
02:56:56
most of my cameras will take a short little video and motion is triggered.
02:57:00
You know, more or less is just for deer
02:57:02
and shit tracking deer on your property or seeing like, what's out there.
02:57:06
So in his story, he people care about he got an alert.
02:57:10
He was looking at it box.
02:57:11
And if they're on their property and then they'll set up,
02:57:13
you know, somewhere to hunt them.
02:57:14
This is the still photo that he got.
02:57:18
So like that stick there is pretty even.
02:57:21
See, the water depth is definitely different.
02:57:23
I just don't know what those red leaves like.
02:57:24
What are the those leaves?
02:57:25
Where did that redness come from?
02:57:26
Where I don't see red.
02:57:33
In the one where the Bigfoot is on the trail to the right of them.
02:57:37
Oh, some red dirt is there. The dirt.
02:57:40
It just looks more red.
02:57:42
But, yeah, I don't know.
02:57:43
Everything seems to check out
02:57:44
because of the water's shallower on the one on the right.
02:57:47
And the tree off in the distance appears to be the same size.
02:57:53
That is interesting too, because the water is going to be deeper
02:57:56
and the one where the big fucker is standing.
02:57:59
So actually, it's it's taller than it appears somewhat
02:58:03
as well, because you're looking at it from the water perspective.
02:58:06
Well, and what if it's just that simple? You just nailed it.
02:58:08
What if he's standing?
02:58:10
I mean, I guess they went there
02:58:11
and there's not a rock or anything to stand on or a log examiner say,
02:58:14
what is one picture on most motion sensing?
02:58:17
It almost looks like it's it.
02:58:19
There's one in all.
02:58:20
Typically takes one photo every.
02:58:22
They also said that somebody said, oh dude, it's 2025.
02:58:26
There's no camera. That's this fucking shitty in this blurry.
02:58:28
He did admit, though, that it's a very far off. This is not
02:58:32
this isn't the prime part.
02:58:33
This isn't the target that the camera was pointing at.
02:58:35
So he zoomed way in digitally to to get this shot.
02:58:39
Which is why it's worth,
02:58:40
I was going to say that maybe it was just an older camera,
02:58:42
because some of them are just battery operated and just sit stagnant.
02:58:45
They're not Wi-Fi because they're in areas where you don't have Wi-Fi.
02:58:48
Sometimes I think that's the original.
02:58:50
That's that's the original shot right there that looks way better.
02:58:54
Right.
02:58:55
But I'm saying he so he zoomed in.
02:58:56
It's still the same way it says back to live.
02:58:59
Why would it say back to live?
02:59:01
That indicates that there was a video that I don't know.
02:59:03
So the way
02:59:03
my cameras work is I'll get a notification and if I click on that notification,
02:59:07
it'll go right to the timeline of the still shot of whatever created the action.
02:59:10
And then you can hit back to life to go to whatever it is seeing right now.
02:59:14
That's how that works, is a digital one.
02:59:19
This is the original he he claims.
02:59:21
I mean, it's saying digital.
02:59:22
I'm saying this is a digital trail cam.
02:59:24
Then.
02:59:25
So why wouldn't it take just to save battery?
02:59:27
I guess.
02:59:31
To make the alleged Bigfoot story easier, right?
02:59:35
Yeah. Easier to believe this is.
02:59:37
Do you think that you could have one's alive?
02:59:38
Like, I guess maybe you saw the notification and didn't.
02:59:42
Another thing they did too is they, like, forensically looked around
02:59:45
and there was no like evidence or footprints.
02:59:47
So he apparently walked entirely up the river with leaving.
02:59:50
No, there wasn't even any even somehow one get caught.
02:59:54
I when I got closer to the trail cam.
02:59:57
I wish I had that other video set up for it because they do.
02:59:59
They went pretty intense down. There wasn't anything more down there.
03:00:03
Yeah.
03:00:04
Probably have a better view of the secondary one.
03:00:06
There.
03:00:08
That's the man.
03:00:09
Yeah, that doesn't know me.
03:00:12
The morning
03:00:15
my oh my oh my.
03:00:21
Yeah.
03:00:22
I mean, I don't know I can't click on that because that's not my camera.
03:00:26
Yeah.
03:00:26
Well yeah that's weird.
03:00:30
I don't know,
03:00:30
I think that's the best picture of Bigfoot we've ever had.
03:00:35
I mean, if that's what it is.
03:00:38
I don't believe in it, but.
03:00:44
The Earth is pretty big.
03:00:45
So the one in the, It's possible.
03:00:50
The, Cassidy
03:00:52
Bigfoot is the better one.
03:00:55
Yeah. Do.
03:00:56
But people admitted to that.
03:00:58
Is that the one that goes by the train?
03:01:01
I don't know, that was the one where it looked like it was carrying like a baby.
03:01:03
Carrying like a young youngin with it. Yeah.
03:01:05
Those people, those people admitted that.
03:01:08
Dude, do you have it? No, you don't have it.
03:01:11
No, but we've talked about it before.
03:01:15
I know the one that they were on a mountain.
03:01:20
I don't know if that was or not,
03:01:21
but they actually came forward and said, yeah, it's us doing it.
03:01:24
Oh, the cast River.
03:01:25
And.
03:01:30
Our Sabina clip was talking about
03:01:31
I blah, blah, but we already talked about the I.
03:01:36
The Bible.
03:01:38
We did that goat polka lake in the Bible.
03:01:43
Chicken paddleboarding, goat polka
03:01:46
hoodie.
03:01:54
Oh, yeah.
03:01:54
That's not the one I thought it was.
03:01:55
I take that back.
03:01:58
Crazy.
03:01:59
But so what? I mean, did you do.
03:02:01
What was my assessment of that person in a suit?
03:02:07
I don't know.
03:02:08
I think maybe it was like, it's just.
03:02:09
Maybe just the person walking because it
03:02:12
sure looks like a person walking around like some women.
03:02:14
I don't know, maybe they're wearing some waders and a red shirt,
03:02:18
you know, just looks like they're in waders.
03:02:26
Just a really big fat man with tits.
03:02:29
Right?
03:02:31
Which? Right.
03:02:33
That's half the people that live in the woods like that.
03:02:35
Sounds very familiar.
03:02:39
I'm one.
03:02:41
Yes. Are you my fairy?
03:02:43
No. Cheeto puff.
03:02:45
Yeah. What are you, my little monkey?
03:02:47
Much like your pumpkin pie.
03:02:49
Furry little pants, man.
03:02:51
He's going to bite you.
03:02:52
Dude, are you my little
03:02:54
that's.
03:02:56
Are you sure that's what you expected it to be?
03:02:57
Gary, that's not.
03:03:04
Oh, I forgot about 1130.
03:03:05
Dang it. Ding! Dang it. 1130. What?
03:03:08
I think it's a little late for that.
03:03:09
I know I supposed to do something at 1130.
03:03:14
Masturbate. Won't do it.
03:03:15
No, no, the Tonight Show was in Detroit.
03:03:19
What is that? That doesn't.
03:03:20
Oh, that was that.
03:03:23
Does that make sense?
03:03:24
They filmed at the Detroit Opera Center.
03:03:27
Hung out at the Lions game.
03:03:28
Was I just.
03:03:29
I'm from Detroit, so I was interested.
03:03:32
Oh, they do that.
03:03:33
Keegan Peele, now Key Peele I don't know his name.
03:03:35
Key and Peele I don't know which one is which.
03:03:37
The Keegan, which one is he in?
03:03:39
Which one is Peele?
03:03:40
Yes, that's what I'm trying to ask.
03:03:42
The one from Detroit was with that.
03:03:44
I like him. He's kind of funny sometimes.
03:03:46
He's said, I don't know. One of them was, I didn't know they were from Detroit.
03:03:49
One of them. Yeah. The. But the bald one is the one.
03:03:51
I don't know his name.
03:03:52
It's either key or I think it's Keegan.
03:03:55
Keegan. Michael Peele.
03:03:57
No, that's. I don't know.
03:03:59
I want to make fun of it because, you know, I'm from Detroit area.
03:04:02
I'm not from Detroit.
03:04:03
I say that when I'm out and about and people are like, oh,
03:04:06
first of all, you're first of all, you're white.
03:04:08
That's confusing.
03:04:10
And second of all, how is that even possible?
03:04:12
How are you still alive? Are you going to murder me?
03:04:14
Yeah.
03:04:15
You're white and from Detroit.
03:04:16
What are you, a rapper?
03:04:18
I'm not some crazy trying to rap.
03:04:20
You got nothing to worry about.
03:04:23
This one has cock in the name.
03:04:26
I like cock in the name.
03:04:32
Yo, look at this work of art.
03:04:34
The nice cock. Brady.
03:04:36
360 degrees, three separate axes, axes, axes as well.
03:04:41
I don't know if you're going to get good heat distribution.
03:04:43
It's like this on this,
03:04:45
right?
03:04:45
This is your Einstein of barbecuing.
03:04:48
Fuck me silly. It is mesmerizing. Hypnotic.
03:04:51
And yeah.
03:04:51
Nah, it's made me bloody hungry.
03:04:55
You're not going to get heat like that.
03:04:58
So it does it automatically.
03:04:59
I can see the little motor there and stuff so it constantly spins.
03:05:02
So it would, it would just take longer.
03:05:04
And you're going to get burned spots and it's on the bottom
03:05:07
I mean yeah it's it's like a open air rotisserie.
03:05:10
There's a reason why rotisserie is are closed.
03:05:12
So I can keep the heat
03:05:14
it seems waste. Yeah. Yeah I like it.
03:05:17
I like the best thing about my grill is the even heat distribution.
03:05:20
It was the first thing I noticed when I upgraded to my actual grill.
03:05:23
Instead of the cheap char broil that I used to have.
03:05:26
It's great.
03:05:27
I cook it one flip.
03:05:29
Everything's done the way I want it, right?
03:05:31
I've never I thought about and it does have this bit
03:05:35
that's the right thing to say, right?
03:05:36
The little, the holes in the water so I can hook up a spit
03:05:41
to put me down to turn it.
03:05:42
And I never want to see more black cock.
03:05:46
I never thought I would need that
03:05:48
because I could just turn it
03:05:51
black cock or spit the, meat of this.
03:05:57
I don't need to put my meat on the spit where you might
03:06:00
want to put spit on your meat.
03:06:04
That makes perfect sense in context.
03:06:06
It's a. It does.
03:06:10
I got a couple more links that aren't green.
03:06:12
We did the bounce off the UFO.
03:06:16
I don't know what the fuck that is.
03:06:19
Hamster attack and sandwich looks like.
03:06:21
Nope. Those aren't the last two. They just keep coming and coming.
03:06:23
They just keep coming and coming, right?
03:06:26
Oh my goodness.
03:06:28
All right, so we haven't tapped out.
03:06:29
We haven't tapped our sandwiches yet.
03:06:32
Stay hungry already.
03:06:33
Make your sandwich only for sandwiches. What is it.
03:06:36
Was your fix or fucked sandwiches.
03:06:38
Stupid fuck.
03:06:41
You stupid park.
03:06:43
Look at you now. More
03:06:46
chicken bites.
03:06:48
Yeah, you got to.
03:06:49
That is,
03:06:51
Baby God, you got a be exactly the same size as.
03:06:54
Wow. Goodbye to
03:06:58
you by chocolate.
03:06:59
This is for me. Is not for you.
03:07:01
Oh, check this out.
03:07:04
Oh, my God,
03:07:06
that looks so good.
03:07:08
Oh my God, what else?
03:07:11
Wow Groans that's good.
03:07:15
That looks good.
03:07:18
That looks good.
03:07:19
Oh the.
03:07:22
Pancake burger
03:07:25
one hell of an advertising for this place.
03:07:27
Don't be shy. All right.
03:07:29
We're going to top it off for sure. Yeah.
03:07:31
Let's.
03:07:31
What's for this.
03:07:33
Looks like I'm top of the list with it.
03:07:35
This doesn't make any sense.
03:07:37
Oh, no.
03:07:40
That's a good thought.
03:07:41
You know, you get to keep the side God low.
03:07:45
Probably.
03:07:47
What are you supposed to do, like that bacon?
03:07:51
Oh, that's. He did it.
03:07:52
That's that's supposed to do.
03:07:54
It's like you eat it sideways.
03:07:56
Is eating has nothing to do with the experience.
03:07:58
Nobody even thought of that part.
03:08:02
This is just for look at being sure draw his shorts.
03:08:04
He breeding sure.
03:08:06
Ratings.
03:08:06
Rorschach has been brought to you by Smash Dunk Burger,
03:08:10
home of the Sword Burger or whatever they call it.
03:08:13
How much does it cost?
03:08:14
I couldn't find it. I don't believe it's real.
03:08:17
Or at least it's not on their menu.
03:08:22
Those look pretty good even though they're Smashburger.
03:08:25
Hey it's a Michigan street in Florida and you
03:08:30
those Eldon Road and West.
03:08:34
So yeah I don't, I don't see any recognition
03:08:37
or mention of it whatsoever.
03:08:42
So that's kind of weird.
03:08:46
But it sure as fuck is on their, Instagram page
03:08:49
because every restaurant needs an Instagram page.
03:08:54
Challenge accepted.
03:08:55
So I think it's do you think it's everything on their menu?
03:08:58
Because if you look, dude, it's not even like a fancy burger.
03:09:01
It's just literally a bunch of burgers
03:09:04
piled on to a fucking sword.
03:09:06
Bottom top bottom top bottom right.
03:09:08
It might be.
03:09:15
I mean, this guy seems to be really involved.
03:09:17
He's there.
03:09:17
He's he's the guy that's eating it.
03:09:20
I think it's the owner.
03:09:22
Maybe this ain't on the menu, but it should be.
03:09:26
Yeah, it's a fucking gimmick to try to get people interested in this place.
03:09:31
It works.
03:09:31
I'm aware of it. Now.
03:09:34
Oh, what is that?
03:09:35
What is that? Hollandaise.
03:09:38
Oh. Oh, no,
03:09:40
I could totally I would dig that. Except.
03:09:42
What is that stuff? Is it yogurt holidays?
03:09:46
Oh, there it is.
03:09:48
Yeah. What is that?
03:09:49
I don't know, the butter.
03:09:51
It's too much. Oh, they started it. There's this.
03:09:53
They put the sword through that too.
03:09:54
It must be the sour cream or some shit.
03:09:56
What is that? Mayonnaise chips all day.
03:09:58
I'll take. That's normal. Minus those two.
03:10:01
Assuming this is cheese.
03:10:03
Yeah. Cheese covered patio.
03:10:05
I don't know, I think that's I think that's like holiday.
03:10:07
The cheese is already on it.
03:10:09
No, I think it's just extra
03:10:11
like mozzarella or nacho cheese on top of the cheddar cheese.
03:10:15
I'm not a fan of nacho cheese.
03:10:17
That's just oil plastic. It's nacho cheese.
03:10:20
It's not my cheese either
03:10:22
though.
03:10:22
The sandwich, the burger sandwich.
03:10:26
The burgers definitely sandwich.
03:10:27
What?
03:10:29
Well, because you want to have a new we're going to have another new sandwich
03:10:32
bumper next week. And this is it.
03:10:34
Fuck yeah.
03:10:36
Oh, go quick cogitating statements
03:10:39
and use an open faced club for sandwich.
03:10:44
Okay, I get it.
03:10:45
He said sandwich.
03:10:49
You know,
03:10:51
classic.
03:10:53
Okay.
03:10:53
Did you, hear about the new movie that's coming out?
03:10:56
I'm not sure if it's breaking news.
03:10:59
Wait, this isn't it.
03:11:00
You know, is it Weird Al the movie you because he's dead
03:11:03
and he be the creator?
03:11:06
How about a wrestling match? What do you say?
03:11:09
Oh my God, want to wrestle?
03:11:10
They want to wrestle, Mr.
03:11:11
man, you don't even know what you're in for.
03:11:14
You are in a world of hurt, my friend.
03:11:17
Like you bring it up. Yeah, I that's right.
03:11:20
You are going to get it now. It's
03:11:23
your leg.
03:11:25
All right, Harvey,
03:11:27
go get him.
03:11:29
You're.
03:11:34
Oh, no.
03:11:35
Watch it.
03:11:37
He's cold.
03:11:39
Hey, hey. Go easy.
03:11:40
I think so, but he can't take anymore.
03:11:44
Okay, okay. That's enough.
03:11:45
Don't want me.
03:11:46
Get him off me!
03:11:47
Oh, okay.
03:11:48
I see, I think Mr. Savage has had enough.
03:11:51
I think I bruised a rib.
03:11:53
Oh, it's so funny this time.
03:11:57
That road is going down.
03:11:59
Yeah, yeah, man, I took it easy.
03:12:02
I it's not fake at all.
03:12:06
Those are, I was going to say that I was rudely
03:12:08
interrupted by a fucking weirdo.
03:12:14
Are you ready for the new movie that's coming out?
03:12:16
No saying.
03:12:22
Street fighter cast has been set.
03:12:24
This is not fake. This is not fanmade.
03:12:27
There was a Street Fighter movie, The Bombed with, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
03:12:33
If anybody saw it wasn't that bad of a movie.
03:12:35
It has.
03:12:36
It's known for like the worst run to me, a 2.5.
03:12:40
Yeah. It's it's.
03:12:41
Yeah, but it's not terrible.
03:12:42
If you're a fan of the series at least says they, they tried to do it
03:12:46
justice, but there's I don't know.
03:12:48
Well I think they're leaning
03:12:49
into the whole campy, horrible movie thing because this one is like over the top.
03:12:53
Let's go over who's going to be in it.
03:12:55
I don't know who Cajon is.
03:12:57
Do you know this guy? I don't know this guy,
03:13:00
but he's going to be Ryu.
03:13:01
I was going to zip through them all. Nope.
03:13:04
We have Noah Santo Santini.
03:13:07
I don't know who he is. I don't know enough to make it famous.
03:13:09
People on that run.
03:13:11
Yeah. Val. Delete. What are those?
03:13:15
I don't even know who Julie is.
03:13:17
Who's that character I don't remember?
03:13:20
Yeah, I don't know.
03:13:21
It's that shortly there was another girl, though.
03:13:24
Maybe that's the other girl. We just go.
03:13:25
Maybe it might be like in the Japanese version only. And
03:13:29
here's where it starts getting for Orville Peck.
03:13:32
Is that a wrestler?
03:13:33
I don't know who that is.
03:13:34
I don't know, is that what he's going to look like?
03:13:36
He's going to play Vega? No. What?
03:13:38
I looked at this.
03:13:39
I swear I recognize these names before.
03:13:41
Mel Johnson is going to be Cammy again.
03:13:43
I don't know who Cammy is.
03:13:45
Cammy showed up in, like the Super Street Fighter.
03:13:48
She was like a character that was added a little bit later.
03:13:51
It was all pop.
03:13:53
She was like one of the more popular character.
03:13:56
Jason was always going to be Blanca.
03:13:58
Really. It'll be weird.
03:14:01
Eric Andre is going to be Dan Savage.
03:14:04
I don't know who that is, but
03:14:06
I have never seen him either.
03:14:09
David Dastmalchian
03:14:13
is going to be bison.
03:14:14
I know that guy.
03:14:14
He's played some weird characters.
03:14:18
Cody Rhodes is going to be.
03:14:19
Guile was really weird.
03:14:24
Colleen had a lisp.
03:14:26
Lying is going to be Chun-Li.
03:14:29
Andrew Schultz is going to be Dan Beaky.
03:14:33
I don't know, I don't know him.
03:14:35
I know Andrew Schultz.
03:14:37
Yeah, I think they threw a
03:14:40
do you want to read this one?
03:14:40
There's two wrestlers in the Roman Reigns is going to be
03:14:44
I don't know Akuma I do know Akuma.
03:14:46
He did all kind of cool. Yeah.
03:14:48
He was again in like the Super Fighters Alexander Volt kind of sky.
03:14:54
I think he's also a wrestler.
03:14:55
I'm not sure, but I don't know who the fuck Joe is.
03:14:59
The descent route 57 is going to be Balrog, which is really terrible.
03:15:03
This is it's absolutely percent real in production right now.
03:15:09
I know, dude, I was like, this is not real.
03:15:10
Especially the way they did it with the fucking player.
03:15:13
Characters from the video game.
03:15:15
But no, there's a video. This is what started it.
03:15:17
There's a video of 50 cent actually working out dressed up
03:15:20
as Balrog, who was really just Mike Tyson.
03:15:23
Right there.
03:15:24
It was a, slight rip off.
03:15:28
I don't know who that is.
03:15:29
Is that the guy from Thunderbolts?
03:15:31
I love Olivia Richter's.
03:15:34
Richter's like, there's Sanjeev.
03:15:37
I like to be in him.
03:15:38
You just fucking pile drive people.
03:15:40
Hiroki good to go to his Honda.
03:15:43
Honda was so racist.
03:15:44
He just kept his arm going like this.
03:15:47
You couldn't get any of his racist.
03:15:52
Sorry.
03:15:52
Those are two separate statements.
03:15:53
He Honda.
03:15:54
He was so racist. Just his character.
03:15:56
I mean, he was, you know, and then he also had this move that was called,
03:16:00
oh my God, right hand was in the move was racist racism.
03:16:02
I got
03:16:04
a white dude
03:16:05
jump while is going to be
03:16:09
dorsum.
03:16:09
Is that how you pronounce that I was I always called him the lanky Indian dude.
03:16:14
He would go down and he would go down on you
03:16:16
and go here.
03:16:19
And that's it.
03:16:20
And then of course there's the comments.
03:16:22
I want to just keep going.
03:16:25
I think that's it.
03:16:26
I want to see all the characters keep going.
03:16:28
They're right here and we need more people.
03:16:31
Oh they're all like in there.
03:16:33
Like the interesting.
03:16:34
That's that looks weird doesn't it.
03:16:37
Like who.
03:16:38
These people. They're, they made it a little bit.
03:16:40
Eight bit ish. It's pretty cool.
03:16:42
So but this doesn't da packed
03:16:47
I can't wait.
03:16:48
It's to start 2026.
03:16:53
And it doesn't say anything about it.
03:16:57
I don't even I don't have a lot of TV shows under my belt.
03:17:00
October 16th, 2026 is the release date.
03:17:04
Oh my gosh.
03:17:06
Speaking of October, is everybody going to go to Gary's, party?
03:17:09
Did you catch that in the monologue?
03:17:10
He had an open invitation to everyone.
03:17:12
No, I didn't catch that.
03:17:14
A birthday party was when.
03:17:19
When's his birthday?
03:17:20
It's the Saturday before his birthday.
03:17:21
It's starting a weird party.
03:17:23
It starts early.
03:17:25
You probably have you digging a horseshoe pit or something.
03:17:27
If you go over to.
03:17:27
I don't know enough to make an informed comment on that.
03:17:30
I just want to be clear that you're distracting the whole point.
03:17:33
But you were clearly invited.
03:17:36
Everyone was invited was you were,
03:17:41
the kid was going to even be invited.
03:17:43
He may not be here in time though, so he's probably not going to show up.
03:17:48
I probably won't be there
03:17:49
that I'm lazy.
03:17:53
There were a few ums in there.
03:17:55
I didn't say anything.
03:17:57
I was proud,
03:18:00
yeah, I don't know.
03:18:01
Can't show the Tonight Show. I'll just have to watch.
03:18:03
I definitely did not get an invite. I mean, I was waiting for that text.
03:18:06
All I got was about, body mind dualism.
03:18:13
Well,
03:18:14
we don't have to.
03:18:15
I wasn't planning on it, but just because I had nothing left, we could at least.
03:18:19
Oh, don't play that fucking video, man.
03:18:20
I'm so ready to eject you.
03:18:22
Don't do it. Oh.
03:18:23
The video.
03:18:24
Please don't do it.
03:18:25
Nope. Here it is.
03:18:28
Stop it.
03:18:29
Oh, he's got a black shirt on. We're okay.
03:18:31
You freaking me out, man.
03:18:35
So why do you care so much about other individuals living their lives?
03:18:38
What is affecting you? Wait.
03:18:40
Instead of the bad one, show the one where he changes the guy's mind.
03:18:43
That's my favorite.
03:18:44
Why do you care so much about what I have to say?
03:18:46
Because you're picking up these people's rights.
03:18:48
You're taking away people's choices.
03:18:50
You are hurting people.
03:18:54
He's so smug.
03:18:56
What I like is smugness.
03:18:57
His famous is unbecoming, gender affirming care.
03:19:00
Second time for respecting abortion rights.
03:19:03
You are hurting people. Got it?
03:19:05
So what is a woman?
03:19:06
What is your crochet rainbow?
03:19:08
Fucking top is hurting me.
03:19:09
Can I claim it offensive? It's different.
03:19:12
I mean, do you think he's hurting people or do you think he's just expressing
03:19:16
an opinion?
03:19:16
And just so happens people also have that same opinion
03:19:20
and then things are getting canceled, like abortion, which they really aren't.
03:19:24
They're just getting pushed to the states.
03:19:25
You'll always be able to get an abortion.
03:19:27
Why does that woman have balls?
03:19:30
I don't know, sex is different from gender.
03:19:35
So, can anyone be a woman?
03:19:37
Yes. Oh.
03:19:41
At what point is the same thing?
03:19:44
Doesn't matter.
03:19:45
When you are looking at a woman,
03:19:46
you don't have to look at a woman and immediately tell.
03:19:48
Can you tell looking at a baby
03:19:50
what gender they are without looking at their privates?
03:19:53
Tell me that.
03:19:54
Yeah, because she's she's had on their head.
03:19:57
Didn't you see?
03:19:57
Look, she's just preprogramed like
03:20:00
she doesn't really know what she's saying.
03:20:02
It's just like spouting out, like it's just sometimes.
03:20:05
What about that baby is different, but hold on.
03:20:08
And you know what?
03:20:09
Even in context, all the shit you think makes a young boy surgical sense.
03:20:13
Mature.
03:20:14
You should treat people because of gender.
03:20:16
And he's not yelling.
03:20:17
She is.
03:20:18
You know, at a young age you are socializing well, but he's trained.
03:20:23
He does it all the time.
03:20:24
She's like hyped for her moment.
03:20:28
She can she doesn't understand.
03:20:29
She also doesn't understand modulated her in over a year.
03:20:33
But she doesn't get that that microphone is, you know, doing all that work.
03:20:38
She is the one I saw and I very rarely watch.
03:20:41
I've only ever seen his clips
03:20:42
and they're usually people bashing him and then somebody else correcting them
03:20:45
like you're doing right now, which I appreciate. I'm not bashing that at all.
03:20:47
But the one I saw, which is my favorite, is this big old hooting toot.
03:20:50
And Guy comes up and he says, you're not going to change my mind.
03:20:53
And it was something about Biden, probably, I don't remember.
03:20:55
But within like two minutes he literally guys like an I.
03:20:59
That's what I think. He was a plant.
03:21:00
He goes, you changed my mind. Can I have a hat?
03:21:02
And he puts on a fucking MAGA hat and starts walking around like, woo,
03:21:06
three minute conversation.
03:21:07
The guy is like, everything I thought I knew was wrong.
03:21:12
Now, I mean, I don't think that that's definitely a an anomaly.
03:21:15
It usually doesn't happen that quick.
03:21:17
I'm very pro protecting America and the citizens that live in it.
03:21:20
And so I think that we should have more gun control
03:21:22
because there's a lot of school shootings that happen, as we mentioned.
03:21:25
And, you know, guns don't kill people, killers kill people.
03:21:28
And I think the Second Amendment
03:21:29
also qualifies that we should have regulations for guns.
03:21:33
I want to know your thoughts on that. Sure.
03:21:34
Do you think gun ownership is a right or a privilege?
03:21:37
I think it's a right, but it comes with responsibilities.
03:21:40
Okay, tell me more.
03:21:42
Well, I think that there should be things in place,
03:21:44
you know, things like red flag laws and things like that.
03:21:46
You know, the AG just approved Mel Gibson to get his gun rights back,
03:21:48
even though you're a domestic violence charge.
03:21:50
So, you know, I don't think that people that commit
03:21:52
these violent crimes should be able to buy guns and things like that.
03:21:55
And I think we should have red flag laws in place
03:21:56
to make sure that those violent criminals aren't pawns.
03:21:58
I call it Mel Gibson. So tell me. Pause.
03:22:02
Literally one of those red flag laws they want to add right now,
03:22:05
the conservative
03:22:06
political movement is to label transgender people as insane
03:22:10
and take their guns away.
03:22:10
So what this man is saying is already going to affect his allies and peers
03:22:16
so they won't stop, which is one group of people that they disagree with.
03:22:19
Once they take those people's guns, then they'll take those people's guns.
03:22:22
Then you'll have a place like Australia where even if they do want to fight back,
03:22:25
how would they even do that?
03:22:26
I know people say,
03:22:27
you can't take your little sidearm and fight back against the tank.
03:22:29
Probably so, but you have a better chance.
03:22:31
They got the boomerang, took them out.
03:22:35
I just equal four. They're like, you don't.
03:22:37
You're not allowed to have a freaking hydrogen bomb.
03:22:41
I think I should be Boomerang
03:22:44
a perfect world.
03:22:46
What would constitute a red flag?
03:22:48
I mean, just things like transgenderism, any kind of medication
03:22:51
and things like that, that can affect someone's.
03:22:53
That could be hormone.
03:22:54
Hormone treatment.
03:22:55
I mean, there's a lot of vets that come home.
03:22:57
I see where he's leading this and that are on a lot of medication.
03:23:01
A lot of vets could have their weapons turned away.
03:23:03
They still deserve a right to defend themselves.
03:23:05
Crazy people just,
03:23:08
I mean, I'm not necessarily saying
03:23:10
like it's mainly to prevent, you know, future shootings and things like that.
03:23:14
And also,
03:23:15
you know, putting in place things like a federal registry
03:23:17
so that we know, you know, the types of guns that people have.
03:23:20
And, you know, it would just essentially be a federal registry that shows
03:23:22
these are the guns that this person has, you know?
03:23:24
Plus, he always looks so disgusted.
03:23:27
I know he's civil.
03:23:28
I like his arguments, but he always just looks so disgusted
03:23:31
at what they're saying.
03:23:32
It's like it always thinking, you know, he is.
03:23:34
But the way it makes him
03:23:35
look at his face, look, he's either autistic or he's angry.
03:23:38
I'm not sure which,
03:23:38
but I mean, you've got to be on a certain
03:23:40
spectrum level, but his it's high functioning and you know what I mean.
03:23:44
Like it's, it's it's been a bad
03:23:46
dude was a benefit too heavily regulated where I'm coming from
03:23:49
is all this good stuff I'm hearing about him.
03:23:50
I feel guilty that I didn't watch him as much as I should have before, apparently.
03:23:53
I mean, I didn't realize it was me to me.
03:23:56
So in the Heller decision.
03:23:58
So I'm actually questioning in my own mind.
03:23:59
I'm like, what right did I not like about him?
03:24:02
It wasn't his position. It was his mannerisms.
03:24:05
It was just the fact that it was a YouTube thing.
03:24:07
And you kind of, in my opinion, I thought it was more of just like the
03:24:10
some YouTube sensation thing that just kind of he does this stupid little thing.
03:24:13
And then I seen a lot of people try to copy it.
03:24:16
And then, you know, I don't know who the real.
03:24:18
That's what the whole thing is.
03:24:20
Oh, so if you know the original, it was the change my mind.
03:24:23
I know I don't like to say this too little,
03:24:24
but I'm a Crowder fan is would then lead it.
03:24:27
I watch Steven Crowder
03:24:28
and he did the change my mind and then he said he ripped it off.
03:24:33
He didn't do it like covertly.
03:24:35
And he changed it to prove me wrong instead of change my mind and things
03:24:38
like that.
03:24:38
That because Steven Crowder said dude it's getting too aggressive.
03:24:41
There's, there's throw in fucking sundaes and shoes and shit.
03:24:44
I mean, I better stop before somebody gets hurt a little bit.
03:24:47
It's like, I'm not afraid I would still do that.
03:24:48
But it just became more to the point where the the colleges wouldn't host him.
03:24:52
It became a huge problem.
03:24:53
Instead of opening minds, it was closing minds.
03:24:56
So he stopped argument,
03:24:57
I think other than and he was kind of glad that Charlie Kirk kept on doing it.
03:25:02
Somebody else to start doing it, for sure.
03:25:03
If it's not as white for it's not the vice presidents
03:25:05
types of freedoms and liberties.
03:25:06
Well, I understand I just personally don't see it
03:25:08
as an infringement
03:25:08
because, you know, I think, for a while, I'm sure a lot of the people that,
03:25:13
I think are similar are probably going to take their turn on issues, you know?
03:25:17
Well, it's a it is a right.
03:25:19
And that's so cameo here, cameo there until like right.
03:25:22
Yeah. I don't know. But right taken over like I don't know.
03:25:25
Yeah well I do he does a radio show syndicated radio show.
03:25:28
He's a lot huger than I ever thought I know, of course, somebody in prison
03:25:31
doesn't have the same free speech rights that you get,
03:25:33
but at least for his movement and his side of the aisle.
03:25:36
Right.
03:25:37
So it's a federal registration to be able to vote in this country.
03:25:40
So why not?
03:25:41
You know, and we can agree that, you know, keeping, safe and, you know,
03:25:46
keeping keeping our elections to where people who shouldn't vote
03:25:49
aren't voting is, you know, that's keeping America safe
03:25:52
because we don't want people who that's a that's a fair point.
03:25:54
I would say there's something that there's
03:25:56
a technical difference between a voter registration roll and a gun registration.
03:26:00
Guns are much more dangerous. Well, also.
03:26:02
But guns I disagree.
03:26:04
They would go after voting is much more dangerous if you do it poorly.
03:26:08
I have a gun can like shoot one person at a time
03:26:12
where almost every to that voting could kill everyone
03:26:15
and the confiscation of guns and once into the erosion of freedom and liberty.
03:26:19
Right. But wouldn't you say I would rather have both of them educated
03:26:23
a gun owner and a
03:26:23
voter that citizens had to, and in fact, that cannot go hand in hand.
03:26:27
They go hand in hand was a
03:26:29
a well-educated, well-informed electorate with the right to protect themselves.
03:26:33
Sounds fantastic.
03:26:34
So I'm acknowledging that's a fair point. Okay.
03:26:37
But I do you see my perspective as well?
03:26:39
No, I do not.
03:26:40
An armed citizenry also shall not be infringed.
03:26:43
So we have to kind of wrestle with those two things.
03:26:46
So if it's just a semantics argument, then to that you really can't.
03:26:48
As soon as you start wrestling with it, you've infringed.
03:26:51
Right?
03:26:51
Shall not be infringed means you can have an atom bomb.
03:26:54
No, no, no, that would change the law.
03:26:56
If you don't like it cannot be infringed.
03:26:57
I'm saying I on the side that more government regulation
03:27:01
around guns means that they'll try to take
03:27:03
good people's guns away, which then results in less
03:27:07
global or let's just say, national freedom and liberty.
03:27:11
If you're a man who makes that, it will make them take the guns away.
03:27:14
It'll just make them like so.
03:27:15
If you have a political ideology and you have a list of people
03:27:18
that have guns that are against your political ideology,
03:27:20
then you might start by harassing or even eliminating them first.
03:27:25
Well, again,
03:27:26
if you get rid of the guns, you just have
03:27:29
the we're not going to get rid of the guns,
03:27:30
but the lists of the gun owners, because they're misused and targeted
03:27:34
drugs are illegal.
03:27:36
There's like there's a there's a gun behind every
03:27:39
that I heard as far as the number, there's hundreds of guns
03:27:42
for every American.
03:27:45
That's kind of crazy when you think about it,
03:27:47
but I guess it'd be crazy to attack America.
03:27:53
What are you going to do?
03:27:55
Educate yourself.
03:27:56
Train yourself.
03:27:58
It maybe. I don't know.
03:27:59
You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.
03:28:02
Unfortunately.
03:28:04
So it's weird you say that.
03:28:06
Dude, I just did that for whatever reason.
03:28:09
There was an air bubble in the toothpaste.
03:28:10
Yeah, I that's why did you just say that?
03:28:13
This show is fucking bizarre, dude, we live in a matrix,
03:28:17
so I it was an air bubble in my toothpaste tube, and I squeeze it.
03:28:20
I like, cluttered out of you or what? Oh, it just went
03:28:23
and I was like, fuck.
03:28:25
And I'm such a cheap ass.
03:28:26
I would have just normally scraped it into the sink and stuff,
03:28:29
but I took the toothpaste and I squeeze the edges of it
03:28:33
and squeezed it back out and got like a little suction ready, you know?
03:28:36
And then I put it right where I spilled the toothpaste, and I went,
03:28:39
and I sucked that shit right back up, so I.
03:28:41
You're wrong.
03:28:42
You can put the toothpaste back in the new tubes.
03:28:44
Maybe not the metal ones. The old metal ones. You couldn't.
03:28:47
So that that's an old expression that doesn't hold toothpaste anymore.
03:28:53
Okay.
03:28:53
So empty.
03:28:54
The next week, I'd like to see a video of you emptying an entire tube of toothpaste
03:28:59
and then putting it all back in again.
03:29:02
I could do that.
03:29:04
I could absolutely do that. It would take a while.
03:29:05
It's not going to be very entertaining.
03:29:07
We'll just do a time lapse video and you can't I
03:29:10
or maybe if I rolled it, but it would be one little at a time. Horror.
03:29:13
But you rolled it.
03:29:15
No, I mean, if I roll it back, I can get it to suck it all back at one
03:29:18
time.
03:29:19
Oh, I have, I have a solder sucker to my solder sucker works pretty good.
03:29:23
I don't know, that sucks.
03:29:25
I also had I also had a snot sucker for when you have babies, you're responsible
03:29:29
for clearing their noses because they can't blow their nose.
03:29:32
Remember that because I'm sure there's kids in your horizon.
03:29:39
That you want to share?
03:29:40
Any news? I don't, I know, definitely not.
03:29:43
Live it together changes everything that's so accessible.
03:29:46
It's right there. I'm.
03:29:47
I'm hoping you're having sex all the time.
03:29:49
All the time?
03:29:51
That said, if you're not, do you got anything?
03:29:53
I'm going to end on this cute note.
03:29:55
I like the three hour mark more than the four hours.
03:29:57
Fucking four is crazy. We could do.
03:29:58
We could have a radio show doing four hours.
03:30:01
All I ask for is four fucking hours
03:30:04
for fucking radio show for fucking hours on one.
03:30:08
It is four hour shift.
03:30:16
Four hours on Sunday.
03:30:17
Four hours on Monday.
03:30:18
For the record, that's the most I've ever invested on the show.
03:30:25
Ever.
03:30:25
To to get that Scott the Gator Anderson
03:30:28
clip.
03:30:31
I stand by, I'd do it again.
03:30:34
No. You got anything?
03:30:35
Okay.
03:30:35
Perfect.
03:30:39
No, sir.
03:30:40
I'm the best.
03:30:41
I know your tomato.
03:30:44
No. Okay.
03:30:45
No, I see no potato.
03:30:47
No, I'm not the title.
03:30:50
Your tomato potato.
03:30:53
No, I said I was the keto.
03:30:55
No, yeah I was I'm not. That's.
03:30:56
Oh no.
03:30:57
You're tomato
03:30:59
potato.
03:31:00
No, I just faked it.
03:31:03
I'm not the title.
03:31:05
Your tomato
03:31:07
potato I don't know it all. It all clear up on at WrestleMania.
03:31:11
I'm sure
03:31:13
WrestleMania 43 Saudi Arabia, whatever it.
03:31:25
That is so bad. And.
03:31:35
I think there's one more.
03:31:56
Now, what is the chicken?
03:31:57
Get wet and chicken soup.
03:32:01
Sweat.
03:32:01
I can't shake this feeling.
03:32:03
I'm no like a fly under the.
03:32:07
Can I sit on the water like a duck?
03:32:09
I never seen a chicken in water. Yeah,
03:32:12
well, there you go.
03:32:14
It can paddleboard now.
03:32:15
I knew I was wet
03:32:19
because it's the same shape.
03:32:22
Seems like
03:32:23
to me in the web, there's, like, the webbing on their feet.
03:32:26
There's meant for more ground.
03:32:28
That's like, they're not gonna be able to paddle in the water.
03:32:29
Well, with those feet, none of the ducks have more legs of a flipper.
03:32:36
And so that man is
03:32:38
that. That chicken is probably.
03:32:39
The chicken is going to drown. Yeah.
03:32:41
Very not happy.
03:32:46
Well, this is a great show.
03:32:48
What is the topic next week?
03:32:52
Welcome.
03:32:52
I don't know.
03:32:55
Fucking find out.
03:33:03
Be both.
03:33:06
Yeah, I guess we I mean, he said b we could do b b we're
03:33:10
gonna have a whole show about B's, but then now he's doing the monologue.
03:33:13
It's not gonna have anything to do with B's.
03:33:17
It may or may not.
03:33:20
When someone uses your mug without asking,
03:33:23
I never I don't work in an office.
03:33:25
I've never had anybody use my I have right.
03:33:29
Here's my mug right here.
03:33:31
I don't use a mug.
03:33:32
No, I mean, it's not a mug either.
03:33:33
It doesn't have a handle, but I mean,
03:33:35
this is what I drink out of when I'm outside of the house.
03:33:40
Nobody uses it.
03:33:54
I think I got, like,
03:33:55
ten minutes into it, and I was like, I'll finish this up later.
03:33:58
Roll the clip. Brady.
03:34:01
You know, clip Brady.
03:34:04
The conclusions you are reaching.
03:34:30
It's really not over.
03:34:31
It goes.
03:34:33
Yeah. No. That's all I wanted.
03:34:35
As above.
03:34:35
So below.
03:34:41
You're a modern day Socrates, Gary.
03:34:47
So it sounds like we haven't ruled it out.
03:34:49
All right. As above. So below.
03:34:58
You know, I'm sorry.
03:34:58
You know, always in his old age, his. Wow.
03:35:10
I tried to be.
03:35:13
You know,
03:35:16
all that I.
03:35:20
There's no way.
03:35:23
Oh, my gosh,
03:35:25
that's been my day.
03:35:27
Know that's true.
03:35:29
I wish so.
03:35:32
That's how you go down down down
03:35:35
down down down down.
03:35:38
Brand New York on this comes down to
03:35:41
hey he was a real up
03:35:44
it all. It all clear up on.
03:35:49
Yes. Thank you to
03:35:53
iPhone.
03:35:54
Up to you
03:35:56
my phone I'm my.
03:36:01
Yeah.
03:36:02
There's a lot of
03:36:04
la la la la la la la la la.
03:36:06
Pretty grotesque.
03:36:08
Why why why why why yeah
03:36:11
why why why not why did you watch all nine hours
03:36:14
like why why why why I don't why?
03:36:18
We only because.
03:36:20
Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow I don't know.
03:36:25
Wow wow wow I think that it,
03:36:32
your modern day soccer.
03:36:37
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03:36:42
wow wow wow wow wow wow
03:36:47
wow wow wow.
03:37:07
Indeed it is.
03:37:15
Did. It
03:37:23
really. Do.
03:37:33
Hitting.
03:37:40
Better.
03:37:47
With 000.
03:37:56
Do. I.
03:37:59
Oh oh.
03:38:06
Hey! Oh!
03:38:13
Oh oh.
03:38:26
Did you.
03:40:25
Just.