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This is not a TV studio, Josh.
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Turn these lights out.
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This is a little fucking podcast.
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Ready?
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Josh!
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Stand up!
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Clear.
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Rest his head on a pillow made from bread.
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Look at him.
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Oh. Smell it.
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You seem a little better there today
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for you.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm down.
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He's coming over.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Oh, God. Me?
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He can hear when he's hungry.
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Looks insane.
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Yeah.
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Oh, go!
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AC but see, there's a frog inside.
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No. Yeah.
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And one more took.
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Christian's all the way out.
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Oh. Some day.
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Yeah.
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He'll be cleaning us girls.
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Oh, God. Yeah.
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Oh, God. We.
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Thought we'd was.
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You right?
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Yeah. Now. No, grandma.
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Who would never clean up our
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place.
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Oh, yeah.
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And understand the weather.
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That stinks. Don't go away. Yeah.
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Oh. Ceilings cracking in the kitchen.
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Mother. Snuggle on our always stay.
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Yeah.
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AC is the ceilings.
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Our fog inside is so too nice.
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Oh, let it roll.
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You're a cooking class.
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You got a way.
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Yeah.
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Oh, someday.
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Yeah.
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He'll be demanding praise.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, bless Rams.
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Now Monday p m, Mr..
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My late champion Mr..
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Monday champion. Mr..
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Yeah.
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Let's not get one spoke up the entire show.
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And my.
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Head is.
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Out there.
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And, And
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it's not.
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AC, us it's Simmons up from inside.
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And so too nice.
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Oh, let it roll.
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You're cooking questions all the way. You.
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Oh, somebody. Yes.
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He'll be demanding proof again.
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Yeah.
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Oh, bring him.
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Gram. Leave him away.
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He always
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answer away. Yes.
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Oh, he.
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Oh. 000000.
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Yeah, I know,
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I know, mom.
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Oh. I'm proud of you.
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Missed. Oh.
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I'm proud of you.
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What?
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I'm proud of you.
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I tried, I'm Fred.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously, it's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly
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well adjusted. Everything you hear is opinion,
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exaggeration, sarcasm or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsive
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for emotional damage, cognitive dissonance,
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spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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The time is now 8 p.m..
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Do you know where your children are?
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Was a public service announcement that they did every weeknight.
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And throughout my childhood, they actually did that.
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My. Have. The times have changed.
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Now you check where your kids are by their phones
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location and you're in the phone app.
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But hi I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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This is the cultural appropriation Fladge cast.
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Let's see how fast we can get ourselves into some trouble.
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I mean, if you're sitting there waiting for me to shoot myself in the foot
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and then stick that foot in my mouth,
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you're probably not going to have to wait too long.
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I call this show chitlins,
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and honestly, I don't know what that means.
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And now I have a pretty good guess.
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I want to see pig's feet.
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I didn't look it up.
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I swear.
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I think I probably did look it up at some point
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years ago, because I want to know what it is.
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And I'm thinking it's an abbreviated form of the full word shitter lings.
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As in chitlins,
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cornbread and collard greens.
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And cultural appropriation
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is what Elvis Presley was accused of.
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And then later Eminem. Same thing.
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Taken from the black culture and, exploiting it to
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to their, their own and.
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There is something to be said about,
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stealing from a culture, but
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I'm not sure if that's the right term,
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if you're paying homage or just, you appreciate something.
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Last week, I introduced the concept of,
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fractal universe, which is like those Russian nesting dolls.
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And I was that's that cultural appropriation
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because I mentioned Russian nesting dolls.
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That's just,
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a euphemism for
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what it's like to be in a fractal universe.
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Well,
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I could get in trouble.
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Just, my, just a cellular racial joke.
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How do you,
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keep a, black?
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Thanks, Brady.
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Yeah.
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Let's just do a, Mount Rushmore.
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With that,
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the one thing, Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just. Oh, there's a four.
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Let's do polymath.
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Newton comes to mind.
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Leonardo da Vinci.
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I'm going to go with Leonard.
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Euler and, Benjamin Franklin there.
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There's my polymath.
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So, the okay, so
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I usually start with I'm not qualified to tell anybody
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anything about an any subject.
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And my qualifications are.
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Well, here's the complete list.
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And that includes the list. So,
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nothing could be further out of my wheelhouse.
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But I'm not allowed to make fun of anybody anymore.
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I love insult comedy, and I'm not allowed to do it anymore.
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All I can do is make fun of middle aged, bald
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guys that are funny looking and weird and kind of nerdy.
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And we're lab coats late at night in their barn.
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That's the only thing I.
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Self-deprecating humor. That's that's all I'm left with.
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And pretty soon I won't even be allowed to do that.
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So I was born
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a straight male human,
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where that is the
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the dominant position in my current situation, in my society.
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This is what society prefers me to be.
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It's a position of privilege.
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And, and I know what it sounds like.
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Oh, poor woe is me.
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I've never had to work for anything in my life.
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That's actually kind of true.
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I, I do have a lot handed to me.
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Given the benefit of the doubt, I actually have a real story.
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I, I walked into, party store.
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There was an elderly black woman at the counter doing her lottery,
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and she looked up, saw me, looked back down, and continued doing a lottery.
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Next person walk through the door
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was, African-American gentleman about half my age.
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She took her
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her purse off her left arm, switched to her other arm
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and clutched it as he walked in.
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That's not a joke that actually happened.
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It was noticeable,
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she being racist toward her own race?
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I don't know, but I.
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I love fried chicken.
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Does that help?
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That really?
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Okay, well, then we're going to go to Fox.
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Starts a conversation like that. Yeah.
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So before I get into way
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more trouble than I need to, we'll just roll the clip.
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Ready?
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It's 10 p.m..
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Do you know where your children are?
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It's 10 p.m..
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Do you know where your children are?
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It's 10 p.m..
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Do you know where your children are?
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10 p.m..
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Do you know where your children are?
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Cyndi Lauper, it's 10 p.m..
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Do you know where your children are?
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I thought it was 8 p.m..
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And why did they only play that channel on the black station?
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Oh, that's that right, baby.
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Hey, the joke was, how do you keep a black guy from using his food stamps?
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Item wonders were foods.
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I didn't write that joke.
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I was told that joke.
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Well, I see something gross, but thumbnails come off.
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Yeah. You just.
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You're just enough.
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Can't see it.
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Turn it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hit it! Schwarzenegger.
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Is that the place you could get to buy a vote next week?
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We'll have, Sylvester Stallone singing Far Away.
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Something from Danny
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the on the rain,
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somewhere
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over the rainbow away.
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Oh, I,
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I had a chicken in a nice tie in with a band
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that I heard of once.
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And I'm gonna buy you
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song.
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Where?
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Over the rainbow.
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Oh, these,
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I sly.
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Oh, the rain.
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Oh, why they.
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Oh, why can't,
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Why can't I?
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I'll be right back.
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I have to go find a new jabber.
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Why can't you?
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What say you?
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It's not a radio show.
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So laws like this are perfectly acceptable.
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Oh, good. Because, Now, I used to do
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a lot more work for the show when I wasn't on the show.
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Do you notice that,
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every time I, I know,
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I don't know, I did not notice that, Now,
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I didn't write the I wrote the monologue
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spent hours rendering the I monologue.
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It was horrendously awful, but I did it anyway.
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You know what?
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That I puppet is kind of handy.
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I think we should keep them around,
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you know, just in case.
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What are you trying to say? Yeah, I'm.
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Well, currently trying to eat me.
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If he succeeds,
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we might need the eye puppet.
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You should be master of your own domain.
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Command and control.
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Your dog and the alphabet.
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Sister.
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He doesn't know the Greek alphabet.
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I don't know the Greek alphabet.
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Oh, come on, Peter, I think the first two letters I know.
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Oh, that's alpha. Beta.
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That's an alphabet.
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That's actually.
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Yeah, it's alphabetical.
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It's an alphabetical order.
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Oh, I got a,
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an airtight reasoning, like a sound
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argument for why I say Superman.
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Now they say Spiderman.
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Let's write writer in two.
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So for the put a D on the end of Superman at like Iceland.
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And what do you get?
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Okay, I'll help
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Iceland Superman to get a bunch of horseshit.
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I actually did yesterday.
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Go to a local.
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What is it, a charity petting zoo.
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And, Marty was at a petting zoo.
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Gary, that was not a petting zoo.
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That was already planning.
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I'm not allowed to touch the animals.
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It was a preschool. There weren't even animals there.
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This 2,000 pound bison, that's the first thing I saw.
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And then these elk, these gigantic elk,
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and put them and donkeys and goats and sheep.
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It was so cool.
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I've never seen a, like, a small elk or a miniature. Oh,
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no. They're high.
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They were gigantic.
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Like like niece, like full size, like like an elk.
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Yeah, they were full size out.
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There was an albino deer.
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But there are a lot of peons.
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A lot of he head.
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But that wasn't the point of the plans, but.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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No, my my deal was, for this week was cultural appropriation because, like,
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like, for instance, last week I introduced Brady to Marlon Kraft.
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And, dude, if you call him on the phone, he sounds black.
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Now, I've told my my black voice story.
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Well, you know, the the guy at work, they called and used white voice
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and he said he just gets better results if he uses white voice.
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I was like, I've never even heard of that.
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And that very night for movie night, easy.
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Pick the the, thank you for your time or whatever it was that
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that, telemarketers movie where dude used.
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I think it was black scrubs used,
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white voice because it was more effective on sales calls.
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I do have a white face video to show later.
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Oh, yeah.
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Second base, second white face incident this year.
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Yeah.
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I, I enjoyed that first one that that guy looked
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just like a big, big old redneck.
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That was good.
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Well prepared.
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I thought chitlins was code for soul food, which was code for soul.
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And I thought you were just going to get in trouble and debate that there,
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you know, soul, soul food.
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Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
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I love soul food, by the way.
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But it kind of has a, confusing name.
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It sounds like spiritual teachings.
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You know, it sounds like you're going to get a, like, a food hall lesson.
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Yeah. Soul food.
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Food for your soul would be weird.
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But my my opinion, when I've eaten it,
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you better have some type of relationship with a deity before you eat it.
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Usually because unless you're used to it or raised on it,
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and some of it tastes delicious,
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but usually it's it's an acquired taste is what I would say.
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Well, chitlins, for example, are cleaned, very washed and cleaned.
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Innards, intestines.
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They're in test.
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I was wrong.
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I said feet,
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I'd rather eat feet and I don't.
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I don't think so.
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So treatments are very.
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The innards. Okay. The entrails.
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Yes. Right.
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We have an innards font, by the way.
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The chitlins is innards.
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Oh, the hints were there.
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I saw the pig.
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So I was like, hey, I might be on something with this pig feet thing.
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Yeah. So.
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And that's if you're, if whoever's cooking them for
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you does not wash them properly, you can get very ill anytime.
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Yeah. I'm getting very ill thinking about eating them
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I would assume.
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And I've never had them, that they're probably a lot like liver
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where it just tastes like onions and butter and garlic
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and whatever they're fried up and I, I like liver and onions.
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Then you'd probably like chitlins.
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Okay.
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Man, I should have done my homework.
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But you know what?
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I had all week to look it up, and I decided not to.
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This time, I'm just going blind because the whole idea was,
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I don't know what I'm talking about.
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I was kind of like it was with to talk about anything, right?
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I'm not qualified to talk about anything at this lab coat.
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I didn't even buy it.
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This is stolen?
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No. Does that help with my street cred?
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See, that's what I mean.
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I don't have I can't even pull that off.
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I can't even say street cred with then and get away with it.
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Like I've got zero street cred.
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Let's see my tattoos.
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All right. They fooled me, Jerry,
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I know I, I say this. Why?
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Well, it depends on what street you live on.
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Well, it depends on what you consider Street.
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Oh, right. Yeah. I'm the green.
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Same thing. Yeah, that's what I mean.
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Like, depends on what?
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What neighborhood where you live. I.
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Yeah.
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What neighborhoods you turn down the place.
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Whatever.
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Oh I don't fit in here either.
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Honestly.
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Sounds like
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elevator.
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Where in the world is door?
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He's in an elevator. Ain't
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I thought he was home because he showed us his, He's got rental service.
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If he's in an elevator.
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Oh, we get to play the game.
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I like playing games
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with you.
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I missed playing video games.
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You guys did that shooter game.
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That was cool.
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Yeah, let's do it.
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I got a whole page.
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Full.
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I got a page. Doesn't work.
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It doesn't work on this.
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All you need is a browser. Yeah.
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Okay. Browser.
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My tablet.
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Okay.
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So he's going up to his room right now.
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What? Great time. Yeah, we we lost him.
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The elevator, I'm sure. Yeah, it.
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Well, if I had, any semblance of a monologue,
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we we would have gotten him all the way to his room.
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But I didn't write anything.
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What is semblance mean? Is it because.
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Is it related to resemblance?
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Yeah.
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We kind of say you've written things before in the past.
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Yeah. He showed up a notebook.
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I know this, given that writing this, this notebook is going up for auction
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for action, what do you consider writing?
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Well, I don't know, but for the last week.
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How was the week before that?
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That's where the dog for it.
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Oh, the week before that was the fantasy draft.
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Because those are my burger backs, tight ends and
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running back.
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Wide receivers are over there.
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The best of the season out there.
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And then it goes right back in the show.
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Notes in a fire.
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Oh is that a casino?
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No, it's a basketball court in a fire pit.
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You try not to show too much.
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That's why you chose that place.
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So which one is it or is it was adjacent?
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Just a couple restaurants and close to the.
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Yeah. What's the second one?
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I bet there are a few criteria.
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I would bet at your age you probably pick proximity over water park, am I right?
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Correct.
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Yeah, but it's like basketball court.
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You like job?
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You should play basketball.
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I might hang out there later.
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Who knows? That might be the Brady and George, but I don't know.
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That sounds so romantic and gay at the same time.
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Yes, it's going to be so romantic and gay.
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I, I'm like, good I'm excited.
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Yeah. That's the that's cool.
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There's the cookout.
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You're like my third date in two weeks.
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What?
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The three dates.
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I thought you were married.
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That they were all with my wife and one with you.
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Yeah. How many ways do you have?
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Just the one. I'm Christian based.
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I'm cultural.
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Christian based on my, That's what this is all work.
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How did this open Mormon did this freedom?
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Come on, y'all.
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Yeah.
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No, that's cultural appropriation.
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To who?
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The sun, the South.
00:25:17
Why is that?
00:25:17
Why is the South a culture?
00:25:19
Yeah, the South is a direction.
00:25:20
Unless you're assigning a whole group of slack jawed yokels just to the south.
00:25:24
And that's on you for me, just now. That seems weird.
00:25:29
Okay, well, that's a true thing.
00:25:30
They literally got ringworm here.
00:25:34
When you speak of the culture. What is it?
00:25:35
I don't know, I don't know if they talk about what you
00:25:37
you mentioned in your monologues, but you sound like, you know.
00:25:42
Oh, hell no.
00:25:43
I you don't know if the culture is,
00:25:45
you know, like, oh, like the fine
00:25:48
arts, you know, music and, and then that kind of stuff.
00:25:52
But culture is every bit of what you do
00:25:56
in a society, every bit it right now,
00:26:00
right now, one of our major cultures is the Detroit Lions.
00:26:03
And they won again this weekend.
00:26:04
So, where do we go? You.
00:26:08
Why? Why don't we have this messed up?
00:26:10
Where's the mash up you are talking to you back to and say, oh, yeah.
00:26:17
Okay, we're got to do your first time, love.
00:26:20
You can do a long story.
00:26:23
Well, I go
00:26:26
awesome.
00:26:27
We do have to fly through all the videos today.
00:26:29
I want to get through all 30. Great.
00:26:31
What a way to fly through them.
00:26:33
That's not even my intention.
00:26:36
Terms.
00:26:37
Because Brady told us that we won't get to them all if we don't fly through.
00:26:42
It was not meant to be flown.
00:26:43
Then I said, I'm not going to try to fly through more and cut
00:26:47
into great conversation like I want to,
00:26:50
but they're all worth reacting to.
00:26:53
Okay, well, let's start at the top.
00:26:54
Are they are they really worth reacting to?
00:26:58
Not genuinely, but hit it anyway.
00:27:01
Yeah, well the first one's not a video.
00:27:04
It's this wonderful, wonderful thing they're doing in, Saudi Arabia.
00:27:09
I don't know if you've heard about it.
00:27:10
Oh, no. Oh, there it is. That's
00:27:13
they're buying our companies like EA sports.
00:27:16
Yeah, there's body sports.
00:27:18
And they did a, comedy show that Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle and others performed.
00:27:23
Now who didn't?
00:27:26
Some, what, what's the new Shane Gillis refused.
00:27:31
He showed his contract.
00:27:32
It was like half $1 million,
00:27:34
but they had to sign a thing saying they wouldn't make fun of the King.
00:27:36
They wouldn't make fun of Saudi.
00:27:38
Certainly wouldn't be any terrorist or nine over 11 jokes.
00:27:40
Whole list of things, right?
00:27:42
The only person that I thought was honest and genuine about the whole thing was,
00:27:46
Pete Davidson, who literally he had somebody
00:27:51
his father, I think, passed away in 2011.
00:27:53
In the attack.
00:27:55
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:27:56
So if anyone, if anyone, he might be bitter toward Saudi Arabia,
00:28:01
Or is the elephant in the tower?
00:28:02
Yeah, allegedly.
00:28:04
I don't have any proof.
00:28:04
Allegedly.
00:28:05
The Evolution Research building seven.
00:28:08
But that being said, he looked at the check and said, oh fuck yeah.
00:28:12
So he was on it. He was honest.
00:28:13
I'm like, he's like, I'm doing it for the money, man, I don't care.
00:28:15
Yeah, I gotta get some of these people, right?
00:28:17
It's almost like a, what do they call that
00:28:20
when you pay off the person that you did wrong?
00:28:23
Hush money.
00:28:25
Yeah.
00:28:26
You better, restitution or whatever.
00:28:30
So what do you think of those Kenyans going over there?
00:28:32
Just.
00:28:33
I think they're selling up. Oh, action.
00:28:36
Yeah, I got a problem with trouble 100.
00:28:38
I got a problem with Trump.
00:28:39
But they're going to go over there.
00:28:40
Bill Burr's got a problem with Trump,
00:28:41
but he's going to go over there and suck the Saudi dicks.
00:28:44
Yeah. And I cannot find any comments from them after.
00:28:46
So that was probably part of it too.
00:28:48
They probably made a I will not bash or even talk about the thing afterwards.
00:28:52
I don't know about calling someone His Excellency.
00:28:56
That's all made up.
00:28:59
I've always said, because there's been high criticism
00:29:01
since the WWE has been doing stuff. It's sorry.
00:29:03
And my thing is, what's wrong with going over there, taking their money
00:29:06
and bringing it back to America?
00:29:14
Like a after though there in the long run, that's like,
00:29:16
why not move our jobs to China to the lowest bidder for a little while?
00:29:20
It's going to ruin that industry.
00:29:23
It's going to ruin comedy. Possibly.
00:29:25
It ruined my impression of these people.
00:29:27
I will never look at these comedians who.
00:29:29
A lot of them. I.
00:29:31
I don't think about the good guys.
00:29:33
Right.
00:29:33
Do you feel the same about the Liv golfers?
00:29:36
I'm not, I don't really I don't have any feelings toward any of them.
00:29:39
Right. You can't even, like, pay attention to who's who, right?
00:29:42
I'm not a golfer fan. I can't watch golf. Right.
00:29:44
Okay. Gotcha.
00:29:45
I yeah, I like that one.
00:29:47
I can't watch the thing.
00:29:48
I've swung a golf club, but I've never played a round of golf.
00:29:51
So it's hard for me to relate to what it feels like to be a golf champion.
00:29:55
On the Pro tour, so I don't really care for that.
00:29:57
But I get it.
00:29:58
I think that we shouldn't sell out and
00:30:02
basically outsource our professional golf to the live tour.
00:30:05
But when you look at how much more money they're paying, I don't blame them.
00:30:10
Well, what do they buy? What are they going to buy next?
00:30:12
What's next on the docket for that?
00:30:14
That was my point.
00:30:16
They bought my favorite software company that I've played since I was 12 years old.
00:30:21
It's in the game.
00:30:22
It's in the game.
00:30:23
Well, now it's in the 30s in the sand.
00:30:26
Yeah, it's in the Middle East. Yeah, I have nothing.
00:30:28
I'm not I'm not being racist. I have nothing against Saudis.
00:30:31
But as far as their country. And the issue is they
00:30:33
do you have something against the people of Saudi Arabia?
00:30:36
I don't know the people. I mean, if they believe in and
00:30:40
if I mean, yeah, I have a
00:30:42
problem with their ideology for every American bombing ever.
00:30:46
Well, how do you feel about an American bombing?
00:30:48
Sandwiches other than American bombing in the name of Jesus,
00:30:52
how do you feel about how much to bully?
00:30:58
Oh, I can't read what brother said.
00:31:00
I can't read this.
00:31:01
I'm not, I'm not.
00:31:03
I half cocked.
00:31:05
Yeah, he like he, you know, Chaldeans make a version of chitlins.
00:31:09
In fact, you can order it in some Middle Eastern restaurants on the weekends.
00:31:14
Chitlins version of chitlins.
00:31:15
So mean I will put fucking in the middle of a word.
00:31:18
Chitlins are over fucking rated.
00:31:22
That's one of my.
00:31:23
That's one of my favorite things.
00:31:25
Yeah, we're fucking rated. Anytime you put.
00:31:28
You're so mad, you're like, I can't believe they put the thing in the bread.
00:31:32
Fucking sticks.
00:31:33
That's a bad example.
00:31:34
I don't know why you'd be mad about breadsticks, but I'm in such a good mood.
00:31:38
Fucking sticks.
00:31:40
It's all like a dildo.
00:31:40
And the bread. Second one.
00:31:42
Bread. Yeah, yeah.
00:31:44
Preorder a bread. Fucking stick,
00:31:47
then 99, then breadsticks.
00:31:48
When you could get a whole nother like pizza for another fuck yourself with
00:31:51
and then take a bite out of it.
00:31:54
And then let me guess, you order another dollar for a cup of sauce on the side.
00:31:58
So it ends up being the exact price as a large pepperoni pizza.
00:32:01
And you're not even getting pepperoni,
00:32:04
do you?
00:32:04
Are you? For cheesesteaks?
00:32:05
Do you order pizza and cheese sticks?
00:32:08
No. If you're just at lunch, some people make it.
00:32:10
Cheese sticks in a salad.
00:32:11
What do you call them? Cheese sticks? You mean like breadsticks?
00:32:14
Because cheese sticks of cheese in them.
00:32:16
Cheese bread?
00:32:17
I like cheese sticks because the pizzerias that I worked at,
00:32:21
you could get breadsticks, which just had sprinkled garlic salt on it.
00:32:24
Butter paste it, or you could get
00:32:27
I like I like breadsticks with cheese.
00:32:30
Yeah.
00:32:30
It's like a pizza without the sauce or toppings.
00:32:34
Yeah.
00:32:34
My my debate is like what you want.
00:32:36
You don't want cheese on your breadsticks.
00:32:38
My debate is do you waste money on breadsticks
00:32:41
and then dip them in sauce and try to recreate pizza?
00:32:43
It's I just want a second pizza, right?
00:32:46
I just love marketing. Yeah, I've.
00:32:47
I've said it before, but not on this show.
00:32:49
But I love marketing and just the pizza in general where they're going to sell
00:32:52
you, bread with cheese, you know, and then they're going to try
00:32:57
to sell you bro cheese with a side of bread with cheese, like.
00:33:01
Yeah. And then and then you're like, this is lacking.
00:33:03
This isn't this isn't quite good.
00:33:05
Right. Well, how about over here?
00:33:07
You put some sauce. Yep.
00:33:08
Where you want it.
00:33:10
Yeah. It's missing something. Okay. Yeah.
00:33:12
All right. Yeah. Right now what's the cheese
00:33:17
pizzeria though that's
00:33:18
cutting convention literally and figuratively.
00:33:21
Instead of cutting it in triangles or squares,
00:33:24
they're cutting the whole pizza in dipping strips.
00:33:28
Oh, yeah. In strips.
00:33:30
Which doesn't hurt that they acted like they invented something.
00:33:33
But that's literally just what we've always done with breadsticks, right?
00:33:38
I do like Jimmy John's,
00:33:41
making, pizza
00:33:45
sandwiches, but I love sandwiches anyway.
00:33:47
And then they had me a bacon crust, like the two ads I've gotten on my phone
00:33:52
this week, unsolicited by any like I didn't unprompted by any.
00:33:57
Like I didn't ask it for sandwich suggestions,
00:34:01
but I got bacon cross algorithm is bastardized by sandwich.
00:34:05
Isn't that right?
00:34:06
It is, it is.
00:34:07
I'm getting inundated with sandwich ideas.
00:34:09
Here's another one video. But
00:34:13
now that fantastic idea
00:34:15
you're talking about bread crust surrounded by bacon on the edge, right?
00:34:19
One of them's doing that.
00:34:21
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
00:34:23
I haven't had it.
00:34:24
I can post with bacon on this stuff.
00:34:26
This is a pound of bacon.
00:34:28
So here we're going to make it right now a whole pound of bacon laid out
00:34:31
on our parchment paper on a baking sheet.
00:34:35
And then they do the lettuce. Right.
00:34:38
Yeah.
00:34:38
We even called lettuce basket.
00:34:40
Weave it together. Yep.
00:34:42
You put in it, put it in the oven, bake it for 20 to 35 minutes.
00:34:45
It's called a blind bake.
00:34:46
Okay. Blind bake, I have sight.
00:34:49
Can I still bake it I know, yeah, I personally do. You.
00:34:54
You'll want to cook the bacon almost the whole way,
00:34:56
since any part of the crust covering with sauce
00:34:58
will not get that much crispier during the remaining cook.
00:35:01
Okay, you are basically cooked once the cut.
00:35:04
What's the crust? Once the cook is? I mean, once the crust
00:35:08
once was baked,
00:35:10
remove it from the oven rack and cover it with sauce.
00:35:14
You know, because that's what you do with pizza.
00:35:16
Okay, I don't like the chipotle a peach barbecue chicken, whatever that says.
00:35:21
But zero carb kind of a deal.
00:35:23
What we're going to say at this point,
00:35:24
then you cover it with cheese and toppings of your choice.
00:35:27
Canadian bacon is just ham, if you ask me.
00:35:30
Yeah, I like it.
00:35:32
There's three
00:35:33
different kinds like it says bacon three times in the ingredients list.
00:35:37
Yeah, they are covering it with Canadian bacon.
00:35:40
No pineapple okay.
00:35:42
With bacon there.
00:35:44
I love this too.
00:35:45
We live in a world where the last instruction says remove the pizza
00:35:48
from the oven.
00:35:51
Well, you're just gonna leave it in there?
00:35:53
Yeah, or eat it in there. You're right on.
00:35:55
Right? Yeah.
00:35:56
Just don't go in there and eat it.
00:35:59
Pick up the edges of the pizza and hold it up to your mouth.
00:36:02
Open mouth to clamp down.
00:36:05
Chew and swallow.
00:36:06
Two. Two more. Sorry.
00:36:08
Two more. Don't swallow yet.
00:36:10
Two more thoroughly.
00:36:14
It does look.
00:36:14
Slice and eat,
00:36:16
but it's any real life that's a serious bacon crust pizza right there.
00:36:22
That is a pop.
00:36:24
All right, I gotta go make that bite.
00:36:27
As above.
00:36:28
Bacon.
00:36:28
Bacon below, bacon below.
00:36:32
That is a great idea.
00:36:33
Another thing that I was supposed to do, but.
00:36:36
Yeah. Hold on. I can just. I can tell you. Right.
00:36:38
And, did you have a, piece of sandwich?
00:36:40
Something that popped up in the.
00:36:42
Yeah, it's a sandwich.
00:36:44
Yeah.
00:36:44
Jimmy John's just came up with, both the Sicilian and the three.
00:36:48
The triple cheese, baked.
00:36:51
Now, I didn't even know
00:36:52
they could bake their sandwiches, but I guess you just does that now.
00:36:56
And these look fantastic.
00:37:00
The other things.
00:37:01
I got a pizza from, Firehouse Subs.
00:37:04
I normally wouldn't, but they have that Thanksgiving sub.
00:37:07
Oh, for $0.50 more, you can
00:37:09
turn both slices of bread into garlic bread.
00:37:14
Oh, yes. Please. Really? Yeah.
00:37:16
Seemed like I didn't.
00:37:18
It just seemed like too much to me. That's too.
00:37:20
That's buttered.
00:37:22
Oh, my God, what's wrong with you?
00:37:26
So. Yeah.
00:37:27
Ryan said he's 100% withdraw on the subject at 1034.
00:37:31
Whatever you're saying. Four minutes ago.
00:37:33
Okay, I'm done about.
00:37:34
I was saying something about how Trump was awesome.
00:37:36
I think I, I don't know, I think, 100% sure.
00:37:40
I'm sure he always agrees with it.
00:37:42
No, he's never agreed with you before.
00:37:44
That's why I'm so curious.
00:37:46
The to you topic, he means
00:37:49
okay.
00:37:51
I need a little help on this one.
00:37:56
I was in Ferndale.
00:37:58
Cosmos. Cosmos, cosmos.
00:38:00
Sounds like a wrong name.
00:38:02
Is it cosmos?
00:38:03
I've been called in Ferndale.
00:38:05
Yeah, yeah, almost is in Ferndale, right?
00:38:08
Downtown has.
00:38:09
It has outrageously good cheese bread.
00:38:11
And they're not a sponsor.
00:38:12
We give these are agree.
00:38:14
I've heard there's lots of commas from the, I see where you went there
00:38:20
is that two homos?
00:38:23
Yeah. Cool mouse.
00:38:25
You know, I c I he walked right up to the line.
00:38:27
It was funny. And then I crossed the line. I.
00:38:29
You crossed that line?
00:38:30
Yeah. You're right on ahead with it.
00:38:32
Co home.
00:38:36
This is probably really appropriate.
00:38:39
Oh yeah.
00:38:40
We'll be making Andy Reid tarts.
00:38:42
Said that's offensive.
00:38:42
You look like you play for the carriage on the card. Heels.
00:38:45
You look like a Minnesota Vikings clear leader.
00:38:46
Hey you remember when Jackson Mahomes
00:38:47
if you said these reports said yeah you know it's my senior year right.
00:38:50
Yeah. My senior year we had a school student.
00:38:52
One of the teachers got killed. But you home school.
00:38:54
Yeah I miss grandpa to you, buddy.
00:38:55
Should have told me that our big hearts are going to destroy
00:38:57
your stomach like an earthquake in Afghanistan.
00:38:59
To be fair, they're asking for it.
00:39:00
Osama been ignoring infrastructure.
00:39:02
Hey, you know why Tom Brady doesn't like going to Afghanistan, is it?
00:39:05
No. White people?
00:39:05
Yes, but also because they fuck goats.
00:39:08
Steve, your son can catch for sure.
00:39:09
He's like, oh, I get that.
00:39:10
It's actually Metallica and women's field hockey players.
00:39:13
I'd watch the Taliban hit balls with sticks like the African American IPS.
00:39:16
Let's get retarded with our shell.
00:39:18
That's not I saw something that's white and flat.
00:39:20
Speaking of the WNBA, I watched and we have to talk briefly.
00:39:23
Otherwise it's copyright.
00:39:24
We can't just rip off and show them the hallway, right?
00:39:27
Watch the whole Bills Patriots game.
00:39:30
Waiting for a pink dildo to get thrown out.
00:39:32
But oh they didn't show it.
00:39:36
That is nice.
00:39:36
What was that was disappointing. Operating a motor vehicle.
00:39:39
See a football player was you know why Jon Gruden loves a good offense.
00:39:42
You likes watching minorities move chains.
00:39:44
It was raining
00:39:45
I think I was asked during the game why do you want to see that.
00:39:49
I started watching the Lions game when David Montgomery threw a touchdown pass.
00:39:54
It was pretty early. That was their second touchdown.
00:39:56
It's like, wait a minute.
00:39:58
If I or if our number two running backs threw a touchdown passes.
00:40:02
Well, I mean, something's either really good going
00:40:04
really good or something's going really bad, right?
00:40:07
I don't even need to watch this.
00:40:08
Then it was, then it'll be it'll blow a 37, 24 or something like that,
00:40:12
or play a shitty fantasy football game.
00:40:14
And you had the quarterback in.
00:40:16
You never like to see the halfback throw a touchdown pass, right?
00:40:20
Exactly.
00:40:21
And then the Tigers had a game immediately after.
00:40:23
There's no way I'm saving up for the double header.
00:40:27
And, good thing I didn't. Tigers lost.
00:40:32
But you know what?
00:40:33
Postseason baseball.
00:40:35
As exciting as it is, I would rather see preseason
00:40:39
hockey for the junior varsity girls team.
00:40:42
Sorry, that was one of those trick, perfectly truthful statements.
00:40:46
As exciting as it is.
00:40:47
And all I heard was, it's it's not exciting at all.
00:40:51
Not exciting at all.
00:40:52
And your point was, this is supposed to be
00:40:56
getting to the point where is it as exciting as it's
00:40:58
going to get, right?
00:41:01
Sudden death, playoff baseball.
00:41:06
And for the record, he said he would rather play or watch preseason hockey.
00:41:11
Yeah. Women's hockey.
00:41:13
Yeah.
00:41:13
Junior varsity girls.
00:41:16
We just watched the game.
00:41:17
It was amazing.
00:41:19
Okay.
00:41:19
Oh, yeah. Well, hockey.
00:41:22
Yeah, it's like watching half speed.
00:41:24
Everything except the slo mo was awesome.
00:41:26
And they won 5 to 2.
00:41:27
But yeah, you're right, it's I did say why wasn't the funnel awesome.
00:41:30
It was a bunch of chicks running around.
00:41:32
They're not running.
00:41:34
They've got a lot of pads on.
00:41:36
They're skating.
00:41:37
Oh, yeah. Never mind.
00:41:39
It's not feeling.
00:41:39
Oh, he doesn't know what hockey is.
00:41:41
He's so adorable.
00:41:43
Yeah. We can skip the retards.
00:41:45
Look. Looks. Yeah, that's what we were.
00:41:47
Go to the next thing.
00:41:49
Yeah.
00:41:49
Fuck those people suffering. Like, why don't we just.
00:41:52
What did our audience
00:41:53
just go watch their show if we're going to show them every week?
00:41:56
Yeah, we just have a website.
00:41:57
Well, Yeah, we're gonna leave the link at the bottom.
00:42:01
I don't think my audio is getting any better today.
00:42:04
Okay, fine.
00:42:05
Yeah, I can hear your phone.
00:42:08
Oh, yeah. Is.
00:42:10
That's a great shirt.
00:42:11
Where's your shirt, Gary?
00:42:13
That's right. You.
00:42:15
I always look the part.
00:42:18
The Tigers play tomorrow.
00:42:20
It's tied.
00:42:22
It's our first home game.
00:42:23
The Aldi's
00:42:26
divisional series. Yeah.
00:42:28
Even though baseball sucks and your mic is muted, it's still playoff baseball.
00:42:34
Yeah,
00:42:36
it's still baseball.
00:42:37
Gehrig's disease. Baseball.
00:42:38
I got a question.
00:42:41
Oh, Brady. Oh.
00:42:42
Do you know what you know
00:42:45
where in the world is draw. You.
00:42:49
Well it's good cause it didn't fly down in the.
00:42:54
Are you in.
00:42:55
The TSA is asking them to tell us a story.
00:43:00
Hits a truck like that.
00:43:02
Clears up where he's been.
00:43:04
But the loudest thing I he is the closet.
00:43:07
And he's down there in the Dorito jersey.
00:43:13
Yo, yo yo.
00:43:18
It's a place.
00:43:18
Is a ceiling failing? Yeah.
00:43:21
That's sucks.
00:43:23
I love a ceiling fan.
00:43:25
Yeah. What it means one of two things.
00:43:27
There's too much heat stuck up there.
00:43:28
Or there's something that smells repeatedly.
00:43:32
Or it's just hot, stinky, hot.
00:43:35
So that house is in a stinky, hot place
00:43:39
with the ceiling rises.
00:43:42
Savannah, Georgia.
00:43:48
We'll just start on the east
00:43:49
and west bottom and work our way to Texas.
00:43:52
All right.
00:43:53
I don't know if his mic is muted or he's aware
00:43:56
it's muted, or we're just supposed to just
00:43:59
keep getting it hypnotized.
00:44:02
Must know that I did drive by Atlanta
00:44:04
on my way here.
00:44:08
Must go to Home Depot.
00:44:09
Buy ceiling fan, all ceiling fan. Bad.
00:44:14
All white ceiling fan.
00:44:15
Good stuff.
00:44:18
The only reason we stopped by Georgia is if you're heading to Florida.
00:44:21
I guess no one said it was Georgia.
00:44:25
I asked.
00:44:25
I said Savannah, Georgia,
00:44:29
and I said I go by Atlanta.
00:44:30
I don't know why that.
00:44:31
I don't think we heard you because your mic was muted.
00:44:33
So just because
00:44:35
when I yeah, I heard me.
00:44:37
Okay.
00:44:37
It's because you heard you doesn't mean I heard you.
00:44:40
You're all the same.
00:44:41
I have that same argument with my wife all the time.
00:44:43
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
00:44:46
You're like, because you said something doesn't mean I heard you.
00:44:49
We talked too much.
00:44:50
Now that you like and meet your wife.
00:44:53
Yeah. Okay.
00:44:54
Okay. Brian.
00:44:57
Who's Brian?
00:44:58
Yeah.
00:45:00
Why don't
00:45:03
you keep my wife out your fucking mouth?
00:45:07
Oh, wow. I'm sorry. I mean, my wife's name.
00:45:09
Why don't you keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth?
00:45:11
I already did a cocktail in the hotel room here.
00:45:15
Yeah, I like that.
00:45:16
That is there.
00:45:17
Is there at least a desk in front of the chair to protect?
00:45:20
I'm just reorganizing everything. I just moved everything around.
00:45:24
Oh, you're one of those that up in this bitch.
00:45:26
Why don't you open your own hotel?
00:45:27
Do you know that 60% of all hotels in the entire United
00:45:31
States are owned by the Patel family?
00:45:35
No. The Indian, they've been buying them up since the 1940s.
00:45:38
They're at 60% of them owned.
00:45:40
And I'm kind of exaggerating. They're not all actually named Patel.
00:45:43
But if you look at the Patel family documentary, you can learn all about them
00:45:48
next week.
00:45:49
Rance Patel
00:45:51
okay, that's what it's called,
00:45:54
more cultural appropriation.
00:45:58
What does that mean?
00:45:59
It means that you're not allowed to do something in the world,
00:46:02
which is bullshit to me.
00:46:03
It's like saying.
00:46:08
I can vaccinate whenever you want.
00:46:12
That was my point.
00:46:13
This is the whole free speech thing.
00:46:14
Like, why can't I enjoy it?
00:46:17
Appreciate rap music or basketball or you can, you can if you
00:46:23
if you're letting someone your needs, wants and desires, then you're a cook.
00:46:30
By definition, like you're like, I'll just watch
00:46:32
and be turned on by what they by what they do.
00:46:34
No, you you can be turned on by you can do that.
00:46:37
I mean, just go ahead and do it.
00:46:38
You can't do what you want in the society.
00:46:40
And I'm not saying you can do anything you want, but there are some
00:46:44
incredible things that you can
00:46:48
find.
00:46:49
The kingdom of Jerusalem is going to go down.
00:46:51
Oh wait, I forgot. We're figuring out where draws with this.
00:46:54
You just know that's the right play, doctor, right?
00:46:58
It's not as much fun with your ceiling fan.
00:47:00
The flames.
00:47:01
In case you didn't know,
00:47:02
you may have spoken in front of the former in 1187 after the battle had happened.
00:47:06
For some reason. I want to see after that.
00:47:09
And then there's a Fourth Crusade and 12.
00:47:11
I think you activated of the Saints
00:47:13
are just going to keep going for a while and they actually don't end.
00:47:18
The usual number we use is 1291.
00:47:21
So it's 195 years.
00:47:24
I've just covered nine of it.
00:47:26
Well, 13 if you include the brutal
00:47:29
crusade, by the way, there's supposedly a Children's crusade in this.
00:47:33
It's a lot of the Crusades were great, but can you imagine
00:47:38
it of the history that we lost?
00:47:42
Can you imagine? I can't.
00:47:46
Draw you in Tallahassee.
00:47:48
Nothing to.
00:47:52
I like that.
00:47:53
Oh, you guys, besides penis,
00:47:57
I like how you guys don't watch the show.
00:47:59
That's such a fucking passive aggressive thing.
00:48:01
You sound just like my.
00:48:02
Oh, wait,
00:48:04
half.
00:48:07
Victim mean
00:48:09
what's his name?
00:48:13
Dr.. Are you in Tampa, Florida?
00:48:17
No, I, I, I thought I already answered.
00:48:22
Oh, this is my stream repeating
00:48:26
the draw.
00:48:28
Can you hear my stream?
00:48:31
You. Peter, are you in?
00:48:35
Are you in Canada?
00:48:38
No. Yeah.
00:48:38
He, he went through Atlanta. Okay.
00:48:41
So he went through Atlanta.
00:48:42
Not in Georgia. Correct.
00:48:46
That can't be there can't be more than one Atlanta.
00:48:49
You gotta.
00:48:50
Have you guys watched the show before ever?
00:48:52
Yeah. He's I never have.
00:48:54
Thank you for he's bad. Good.
00:48:55
Another place I remember having this conversation before like, Hey,
00:49:02
he's back in a place that we're familiar with.
00:49:04
I just can't remember.
00:49:06
I'm at a different hotel, though.
00:49:07
But you're getting warmer.
00:49:09
I'm like, yeah, I remember this one now.
00:49:12
Yeah. Deja vu.
00:49:14
It is deja vu.
00:49:16
Crap.
00:49:17
I'm going with Gary, Indiana.
00:49:21
It's not. He's not. Right.
00:49:22
But you would, I know.
00:49:24
Yeah, I did, I did ask, I did pass Gary, Indiana on my way here.
00:49:30
Yeah,
00:49:32
I know you did.
00:49:34
Yeah.
00:49:34
I think you're in in Indiana, though.
00:49:38
In Sierra Leone up there.
00:49:42
Is that big enough to see the effect?
00:49:44
Yeah, it's it's closer to Indianapolis, but it's not.
00:49:47
It's,
00:49:49
got where it was.
00:49:51
And tell me where I am now.
00:49:53
I'll tell you where you are. That's the game.
00:49:55
That's the whole freaking game. You sound like.
00:49:57
Just like.
00:49:58
Okay, so look at this picture and tell me, is it moving?
00:50:04
And look at the last two words or not.
00:50:09
What it says or not, I don't see or not.
00:50:11
It does it. Oh, okay.
00:50:13
Oh, I, I may have been thinking something else or not,
00:50:17
but I thought you
00:50:20
I mean, I thought of me
00:50:22
because, like, if you tell me if it's moving,
00:50:25
then it also tells me or not. Well.
00:50:29
And that it says the image was made by a neurologist from Japan.
00:50:33
It remains still when your call moves a little, when you're a little stressed
00:50:37
and mimics a carousel when you're under high stress.
00:50:40
Yeah, it's a whirlwind for me then.
00:50:42
Yeah, mine's barely moving.
00:50:45
Mine's completely still.
00:50:47
You penis.
00:50:49
Yeah, yeah.
00:50:50
Has moved him a bit.
00:50:52
It won't budge.
00:50:55
Well, no, that's just.
00:50:57
It just reminds me of myself.
00:50:59
Sometimes I look at those freckles, and they don't have to be zooming for
00:51:03
for me to get zooming.
00:51:07
Right.
00:51:08
It's like when this guy zooms.
00:51:11
Can you see him?
00:51:13
He's right there. Oh.
00:51:16
Oh, yeah.
00:51:16
You okay? Not doing.
00:51:19
What does he say?
00:51:20
He's making that every time.
00:51:23
The dog known got to be for,
00:51:26
I want to update you guys on one punch, man.
00:51:29
Do you want to be.
00:51:30
You know what?
00:51:31
Would you want to update us on that?
00:51:34
Okay, I just want this spoiler.
00:51:38
Well, you'd have to, like, start at the beginning.
00:51:41
Okay.
00:51:42
So he was a big hero at first, and
00:51:45
but monsters kept attacking his city,
00:51:49
where he lived in an abandoned park because the rent was cheap, and,
00:51:54
and when he got his ass kicked, he decided to go with a workout regimen
00:51:57
of 100 pushups a day, 100 sit ups a day,
00:52:01
100 squats a day, and a ten K jog.
00:52:04
So, I mean, it's not a
00:52:07
I mean, it's it's a lot of a lot of activities to do,
00:52:10
but it's not like an outrageous superhero workout.
00:52:14
But he did this for three years
00:52:16
until he was so strong.
00:52:19
He there were a couple other things he did.
00:52:21
He'd never used the the furnace or the air conditioner.
00:52:24
So whatever temperature it was, he would just endure it.
00:52:28
And his skin got so strong, his hair stopped growing through it.
00:52:33
So he became bald.
00:52:35
And then and then he started wearing a cape because he was the strongest man
00:52:39
in the world.
00:52:40
But his his main thing was that he broke his limiter.
00:52:44
And so,
00:52:47
here's the spoiler alert.
00:52:49
He defeats everybody.
00:52:51
He faces as soon as he throws his first punch.
00:52:55
So, you do think that that would make
00:52:59
for anticlimactic or, like, a quick fight, but there's.
00:53:03
He waits, and he doesn't throw that first punch for a while
00:53:07
sometimes to see what his opponent has.
00:53:11
And like I said, he's got a broken limiter.
00:53:12
And think of his limiter as like a governor on a commercial vehicle.
00:53:18
It's basically it's a steel plate
00:53:21
that prevents the driver from going over 55 or 65
00:53:25
or I had one that was 72.5, but,
00:53:30
so his limiter is broken.
00:53:33
And so he is, for all intents
00:53:37
and purposes, infinitely strong.
00:53:40
So depending on his opponent,
00:53:43
he can take on,
00:53:46
Dragon godlike,
00:53:49
crazy opponents, gigantic like King Kong or Godzilla.
00:53:54
And since his limiter is broken, all he has to do
00:53:58
is get roughed up a little bit and then he can punch them into oblivion.
00:54:02
And it only takes one punch.
00:54:04
But imagine how
00:54:07
that would be disappointing for him.
00:54:11
It's like after a while, so he can't lose.
00:54:15
Like nobody's tough enough to sustain what it sounds like.
00:54:19
It sounds like, am I allowed to do this?
00:54:21
Is this legal? No.
00:54:26
But no one cares what that.
00:54:27
Oh, is that Monday Night Football?
00:54:29
That could be.
00:54:30
Yeah.
00:54:31
I don't want it cut when it comes to,
00:54:35
I mean, why can't, like, anyone could just do that.
00:54:38
Yeah, and just do his regimen.
00:54:41
Right.
00:54:42
We should, we should.
00:54:43
And then you can still be accountable, see how we're coming along.
00:54:46
Because I can't just
00:54:49
it's a it's a television show.
00:54:50
It's a cartoon.
00:54:51
So why can't just somebody else do the same thing and and challenge him.
00:54:55
Like, if that's, that's the Dragon Ball.
00:54:58
That's a joke. Everybody can do this regimen.
00:55:00
And they're not going to become the strongest person in the world.
00:55:02
He was already godlike.
00:55:04
He just did.
00:55:05
No, no, no.
00:55:06
It was like Dragon Ball
00:55:07
where like Goku wasn't a Super Saiyan and all of a sudden he's a Super Saiyan.
00:55:10
And then all of a sudden, everyone's brain is.
00:55:17
Let's see CCP martinez on right now.
00:55:20
We got to compete with him now.
00:55:27
No slapping
00:55:30
around a wrecking ball on my game show is on
00:55:33
Dragon Ball.
00:55:34
So Goku was saying.
00:55:36
I'm saying that from from a planet.
00:55:39
Oh, okay.
00:55:41
Okay. Regina.
00:55:43
Yeah, I was just.
00:55:44
It was from a from a saying, right? Right.
00:55:46
And then there was this whole
00:55:47
folklore of the Super Zan, and then all of a sudden,
00:55:49
Goku was the only Super Saiyan defeated the bad guy, blah, blah, blah.
00:55:53
And then next thing you know, like everyone's the Super Saiyan
00:55:56
and like the genius of Super Saiyan, and then like, it's all,
00:56:01
so it's it's like
00:56:02
the actual everybody is Super Zan.
00:56:05
Yeah.
00:56:05
Going to a wrestling reference is like the NWA. Like,
00:56:07
all of a sudden everyone's in the world, and then it's like, okay, what?
00:56:10
I don't understand what the point is here.
00:56:11
It's like, yeah, it's super one punch, man.
00:56:14
Why can't everyone else be one? Punch me.
00:56:15
I like, make it sounds like something that's achievable, which typically is not.
00:56:19
You're like, Batman is the only, I would say achievable superhero, right?
00:56:24
Yeah.
00:56:25
There's no super powers, right?
00:56:27
But no, no.
00:56:29
So time for money.
00:56:30
I guess that's a superpower.
00:56:32
So talent is simply the strongest, fastest human ever.
00:56:36
And and no
00:56:38
side punch man.
00:56:41
Well, this was such a foreign name.
00:56:43
Technically, he's. Because he's Japanese.
00:56:46
Technically, he doesn't know what your name is.
00:56:49
The caped baldy.
00:56:51
He doesn't look like he's Japanese, but. Yes.
00:56:56
Look at him.
00:57:00
I'm trying to look like he doesn't look like he's Japanese.
00:57:03
There's no one me.
00:57:04
It's like,
00:57:08
Sometimes they were.
00:57:12
Oh, okay.
00:57:12
So spoiler alert.
00:57:14
The show came out yesterday, and,
00:57:17
I changed plans instead of.
00:57:20
There he is.
00:57:20
Yeah, that was before his hair all stopped growing.
00:57:24
And that's his apprentice.
00:57:26
And that's not even one punch, man.
00:57:29
Yeah. It is.
00:57:29
These people look Asian to me.
00:57:32
I don't.
00:57:33
That one is beard. No.
00:57:36
He is. That's one punch man right there.
00:57:38
That's Asian. That's an Asian man here.
00:57:41
Yeah,
00:57:43
that's an Asian round.
00:57:44
I he's around it.
00:57:46
Asian.
00:57:48
He doesn't use dental floss.
00:57:49
It's a blindfold.
00:57:53
They think your eyes around.
00:57:55
Oh wait sorry I had it Muted.
00:57:57
Oh they're obsessed with American culture.
00:57:58
There they go.
00:58:00
Phone ringing yelling
00:58:03
making.
00:58:04
Got that phone
00:58:06
I you know pick up your phone your phone ringing.
00:58:10
So my voicemail go.
00:58:12
So my my new friend
00:58:16
yeah so I, I decided
00:58:19
I'm too cheap to actually get the, the free trial,
00:58:26
whatever it is.
00:58:26
Subscription to, Hulu.
00:58:29
So my next my new plan.
00:58:33
Tell me in the comments if you've got Hulu and good snacks
00:58:38
and I'm going to stop by for flash, I can just give you my login.
00:58:43
Yeah. You want to, like, comment, subscribe.
00:58:45
I mean, no, I can only helps.
00:58:47
Really? Really. Yeah. That's not that's not legal.
00:58:50
It is.
00:58:51
What do you want. You need to season three.
00:58:54
Yeah. Season three. Yeah.
00:58:55
Because I mean we need season one and two first.
00:58:57
But yeah, we have to I've got to I got to memorize.
00:59:03
So I've only seen punched in
00:59:06
from you and never since then
00:59:08
I've once or twice came across this just the other day.
00:59:13
Some work works I guess we're
00:59:15
nerding out about the season one.
00:59:17
So season three, right?
00:59:18
So that's pretty. Yeah. So young.
00:59:20
And in the folklore of this cartoon. Right.
00:59:24
Aren't they whatever you might call it I don't want to be calling a cartoon.
00:59:27
I'm like, I can still be entertained.
00:59:30
I don't want to make it, mom.
00:59:32
I'm not. I'm not trying to do that.
00:59:33
Cultural one from season one to season two.
00:59:38
Was there like, is there is there been large gaps between each season release?
00:59:41
Is that why this is like kind of like, oh my God, like,
00:59:44
oh, they changed networks even
00:59:46
I was kind of late to the party.
00:59:48
I only picked up on it like 3 or 4 years ago.
00:59:52
So, they were both out.
00:59:54
Seem late to the party, that seems.
00:59:56
Yeah. I just take them on like five minutes ago.
00:59:59
Oh, no.
00:59:59
No, I mean, do you watch the show?
01:00:02
It was a six year gap
01:00:05
between seasons two and three. No.
01:00:08
Okay. That's why they're such a big to do.
01:00:10
Yeah. What's their excuse?
01:00:12
Why it took them so long?
01:00:13
You know,
01:00:14
it's difficult to change hands.
01:00:17
It's, they they made an official statement.
01:00:20
They said they just didn't get it done in time.
01:00:23
There's the.
01:00:24
So that was out. Carter.
01:00:26
I know it was one man.
01:00:29
So I still haven't seen it.
01:00:31
It came out yesterday.
01:00:33
Why haven't you seen it yet?
01:00:34
What are you been doing?
01:00:36
Working. Oh, you're a fan.
01:00:38
Certainly not working for the show, right?
01:00:41
Definitely not working on that monologue.
01:00:43
I thought we had a huge debate.
01:00:45
I went to church.
01:00:46
You asshole.
01:00:47
I'm so I did I do the church for that?
01:00:50
Yeah. I went and had a meeting with my pastor.
01:00:52
I said, I got this asshole, Gary, who thinks he's an atheist.
01:00:54
I don't need to go to heaven. I just need to beat him in a debate.
01:00:57
He's like, bring it, let's go.
01:00:58
And he just gave me a master debate.
01:01:00
I have these little like, quips and quotes like,
01:01:04
whenever you say anything, say anything, anything, go ahead.
01:01:07
You start and,
01:01:11
nope. You're reductionist.
01:01:12
You're just someone who reduces anything.
01:01:14
Only the only thing that matters to you is logic and material evidence.
01:01:17
Anything outside of that explain doesn't even exist to you yet.
01:01:20
I could list so many things that exist that you cannot prove, shall I?
01:01:24
Oh, well, how about just the Roman sentence?
01:01:27
He just ignored me and brought up the Roman census.
01:01:30
The Roman census? Yeah,
01:01:33
I'm pretty sure that's not what I asked.
01:01:35
But what do you mean?
01:01:36
The Roman census? I'll play.
01:01:39
You asked me to come up with one question.
01:01:41
So I consulted my notes.
01:01:44
And the very first note is Roman census.
01:01:47
Was there ever a Roman census that required you to go
01:01:51
to your ancestral home town?
01:01:53
Oh, you mean like the story of Christmas? Yes.
01:01:59
I don't know, we were talking about the resurrection.
01:02:01
Resurrection. I just saw that.
01:02:04
So I must ask, before we engage in debate, what are we even debating?
01:02:09
Because it sounds like you want to debate the proof or existence of God,
01:02:14
which is not important in just my debate of
01:02:17
if something exists in faith or not.
01:02:20
In fact, they are quite paradoxically, opposite.
01:02:24
In other words,
01:02:26
you're saying something like the census, and I'm supposed to infer a whole bunch
01:02:29
from that.
01:02:30
That I'm assuming you the census didn't happen
01:02:33
or there's no historical record.
01:02:38
Right.
01:02:38
So the first thing we'd have to do is
01:02:40
investigate that.
01:02:42
We do we have any experts on the show that know
01:02:43
if there is, we could probably do a quick Google search and find some.
01:02:47
But if there isn't, it doesn't matter, because my point isn't to prove
01:02:50
God or even disprove that you trying to disprove God.
01:02:53
I don't give a shit.
01:02:55
So we are arguing and fighting different,
01:02:57
different planes, different parallels, different worlds.
01:03:00
So we can never that we can.
01:03:02
Neither one of us can ever win or lose that.
01:03:05
I truly believe no one loses the debate anyway.
01:03:09
No one gets denounced one way or the other, the right.
01:03:12
But and this is particularly because a true believer
01:03:14
will never admit that logic is a reason not to believe in a true logician.
01:03:18
We'll never believe that faith is a reason not to not believe.
01:03:22
You know what I mean?
01:03:23
I mean, I may have said it right, but you know what I mean?
01:03:25
Well, if you play the disclaimer,
01:03:29
then I'm
01:03:30
like, I'll be ready for conversations
01:03:32
and their opinion is swayed.
01:03:38
That's not the correct if you just play some music.
01:03:42
What is that?
01:03:43
You were right, I was wrong, I apologize, go to elevator music, play.
01:03:47
When the lights were dim, the stage was set.
01:03:54
Wait for it.
01:03:54
I thought I knew it.
01:03:56
No, really, that's scary singing, by the way.
01:03:59
Then you came along and opened my eyes.
01:04:03
You were right, I was wrong.
01:04:05
Apologize.
01:04:08
I know people are swayed by debate.
01:04:11
I played it lots of people.
01:04:13
My whole point of it is to be swayed is that we can change my mind.
01:04:18
All those catchphrases, people getting shot in the neck too soon.
01:04:21
Too soon.
01:04:23
I just stated a fact.
01:04:24
If I get banned for that, that's irritating.
01:04:25
But I that's so be it.
01:04:27
I'm not going to curb my speech that much.
01:04:30
I'll try not to say
01:04:32
you know
01:04:33
those two words because some people are so offended by them.
01:04:37
I hope the people, not the words.
01:04:41
Oh, I am looking forward to me,
01:04:43
and we'll have to hash out what exactly it is we're debating.
01:04:48
But this guy wants to join our next stream to join this stream.
01:04:53
I don't think it's real. Don't play.
01:04:55
I know, I know, it's obviously not real, but they want to join our stream.
01:04:58
So yeah.
01:04:59
Dream. Come on.
01:05:02
You'll just have to.
01:05:03
Come on.
01:05:06
You just have to follow us, and then we'll verify you and I'll send you the link.
01:05:10
Oh, we don't need to verify. Shit.
01:05:12
I know this guy. Yeah. Come on, man, he's my buddy.
01:05:14
Yeah. Let's go. Good. Oh, good.
01:05:17
I can vouch for.
01:05:22
Anything he says, it's on me.
01:05:23
I got this on.
01:05:25
All right.
01:05:25
I think you said you had lots of content this week.
01:05:28
Do you have anything for YouTube before we go?
01:05:30
Oh. I forget
01:05:36
I don't have one of those.
01:05:37
I mean, I'm sure I do, but I don't have everything pulled up yet.
01:05:42
But, I figured where you were yet.
01:05:45
The heck yeah.
01:05:46
We have not.
01:05:47
Yeah, there was a Hank Winchester debacle.
01:05:50
There's, issue
01:05:53
with the, NFL halftime show.
01:05:56
I've got some.
01:05:56
Then I got some, Did you Ben Shapiro?
01:05:59
I got a couple. Yeah.
01:06:00
Shapiro's combating, religion.
01:06:03
Right.
01:06:04
Embed Shapiro combating religion.
01:06:06
That's funny.
01:06:07
I got other stuff.
01:06:09
Nothing major, but, you know, the whole thing with daddy
01:06:12
being sentenced. So just curious on.
01:06:15
Is that enough time or do you guys care at all?
01:06:18
Which question of things?
01:06:23
Of those things don't like.
01:06:25
Okay.
01:06:25
No, I got something for.
01:06:26
I'm going to skip all my pumpkin flavor stuff for closer to Thanksgiving.
01:06:30
Probably. Yeah.
01:06:31
Whatever culture that came from, they can reappropriate it back.
01:06:35
Do you have the Charlie Kirk Build-A-Bear?
01:06:37
I have that, no, but I've got, Charlie Kirk face swap,
01:06:40
I don't know what do you have chimps on a scooter?
01:06:44
No, that sounds racist.
01:06:45
I do have. Oh, I'm on a scooter.
01:06:48
I do.
01:06:51
I like food, yeah.
01:06:55
Did you see the Jake Paul I for them putting on makeup and clown makeup
01:06:58
and then girl makeup, and it's pretty weird.
01:07:01
Did you see all the Stephen Hawking on?
01:07:03
Yeah.
01:07:04
It's just, the pro wrestling Stephen Hawking.
01:07:07
That was great.
01:07:08
Oh, even though I, you know,
01:07:10
did you, probably can't play this, but let's play it.
01:07:13
And I don't have to wait through the stupid commercial.
01:07:16
He looks like he was born to walk that ramp.
01:07:19
Yo, anybody to park at the Hawking stuff?
01:07:22
No, that's not really too far.
01:07:25
That's a bad super.
01:07:26
No, wait.
01:07:27
You've been running your mouth all week.
01:07:28
Chat, talking like it was yours.
01:07:30
But you standing in my house now, this ring, this is West Coast
01:07:33
territory tonight, and I'm setting it off because you been sauna too long.
01:07:37
Hot behind that go to kicking the door it myself and I show every step.
01:07:42
Every breath.
01:07:42
Sound like a drum row.
01:07:43
Brooklyn, get to the arena.
01:07:46
You. The wrestling is like
01:07:48
95% foreplay.
01:07:50
And then world championship go in. No fight.
01:07:53
Feel the electricity, man.
01:07:55
That's the fight with that tape.
01:07:56
Wait a we sin the rookie
01:08:00
because he does
01:08:03
it. It's funny how that how that works because like
01:08:06
when I was growing up, like Tupac.
01:08:08
Like. Yeah.
01:08:08
Like he seemed like a scary guy.
01:08:10
Like, you don't want to fuck with him,
01:08:11
but honestly, like, he was a he was a very short wee man.
01:08:15
Like, I could beat the shit out of him.
01:08:16
DMX, when I sit next to him like he's a scary, intimidating guy,
01:08:19
I feel like he could put my ass, like in two seconds, like,
01:08:22
because he's so, like, intense. But it's like standing right next to him.
01:08:24
It's like, yeah, I could take this motherfucker out.
01:08:26
Like he's like, you mean like these celebrities?
01:08:29
I just it's just so weird when you're a kid this larger than life perspective.
01:08:33
And then when you
01:08:33
see them or meet them in real life, they're just these small, normal people.
01:08:41
It's just funny
01:08:42
because they look like they look like normal.
01:08:45
NewsDesk Jordan celebrities
01:08:48
any celebrity that's willing to fight for it, willing to facilitate it.
01:08:52
Yep. These calling at 1586333 Trey rants.
01:08:58
Trey we want to, acknowledge our Mexicano
01:09:03
and yeah, y'all speaking.
01:09:06
Yeah we do you guys I guess.
01:09:07
What do you guys think about, Bad Bunny being the, the,
01:09:12
and so pathetic we've had.
01:09:15
What do you think about this conversations?
01:09:17
If you guys see his comments on SNL?
01:09:19
No, no, he didn't really make much, but he kind of joked about,
01:09:23
you know, hey, Puerto Rican, right?
01:09:26
Yeah.
01:09:27
He said he said some shit in Espanol.
01:09:29
I don't know why I didn't say it in Puerto Rican, but.
01:09:31
And he wouldn't do his tour in America because Trump's deport, that's what
01:09:34
he claimed because he thought Ice would, like show up as if,
01:09:36
you know, Tony Hinchcliffe said Puerto Rican garbage or something.
01:09:39
So he's somehow a shithole country.
01:09:42
Yeah, he called it a shithole.
01:09:43
Avoiding the largest market of concerts in the world.
01:09:46
Would you go?
01:09:47
You showed him, I don't know, but, so he made a he made a sly remark.
01:09:52
Which was it? He.
01:09:53
I didn't think it was as bad as what I what I heard people make of it,
01:09:56
but he just basically was he said some shit in Spanish
01:09:58
and then said, if you don't know what I said,
01:10:00
you got four months to learn it, because apparently the entire
01:10:04
halftime show is
01:10:05
more than likely going to be done in, Espanol.
01:10:09
And there's probably gonna be some type of, you know, fist in the air
01:10:11
type revolution vibe, I'm sure.
01:10:13
Why the fuck wouldn't they try to do an anti ice demonstration
01:10:17
during the middle of the halftime show?
01:10:22
Yeah, I mean, the holding laws is something
01:10:25
that, you know, is rare in this world.
01:10:28
And keeping illegals.
01:10:30
And we're going to talk about immigration for a moment.
01:10:32
I mean, because the only thing I hear is, well, 70% of them aren't
01:10:36
committing crimes overlooking the crime of illegal immigrant thing, right?
01:10:41
Yeah.
01:10:42
They first started. Yes.
01:10:43
I don't think I said that right.
01:10:46
But you know what I mean.
01:10:47
Yes. Yeah. 70%.
01:10:49
Then they correct.
01:10:50
70% didn't commit like mass, you know, violent crimes. No.
01:10:53
But they still committed the initial crime of.
01:10:58
Immigrating illegally.
01:11:00
I don't the only thing I know from Bad Bunny
01:11:02
probably good for me is that he was Happy Gilmore.
01:11:05
I don't know how he was kind of anything from that.
01:11:08
Yeah, he was the villain.
01:11:09
And Happy Gilmore, the villain golfer, was part of, was
01:11:13
he had quite a few weirdos and work too.
01:11:15
So I, I've seen him because of he's been on wrestling and
01:11:18
yeah, I see I honestly didn't do a bad job, but
01:11:22
yeah I do listen to a stint in the WWE for fun.
01:11:25
He inspired my latest topic rant
01:11:29
rather rant topic rant rap.
01:11:32
So there was a petition with you guys saying that sign this petition.
01:11:35
Would you even give a fuck? Yeah, I really don't care.
01:11:36
I just rather just change the channel
01:11:38
during the halftime show, which I typically do
01:11:41
other than if maybe an artist is calling another artist a pedophile,
01:11:44
then I'm going to definitely tune in to see if that happens.
01:11:47
It doesn't change the fact the halftime show is for the women, and you are.
01:11:52
Yeah, it's
01:11:53
true he doesn't watch a lot of people watch people's bitch.
01:11:56
Yeah.
01:11:56
Nowadays it's for the, be a part of the rest of us men
01:12:00
like the plumbing
01:12:01
because every city, like every other fucking man is supposed to do at halftime.
01:12:05
Do you have a problem?
01:12:05
Do you have a problem with Jay-Z choosing action?
01:12:09
Do you have any problem with him not choosing a rock n roll title?
01:12:11
Because in a way that the NFL made a huge contract
01:12:14
for him to do that like seven years ago, right?
01:12:17
So he's literally paid.
01:12:18
They literally pay him to do that so that he can touch the vibes of the culture,
01:12:22
which means which is so weird. Yeah, right.
01:12:24
Like acts, they can't say find black acts.
01:12:27
So they say cultural.
01:12:30
But somebody who's been rich for, probably
01:12:33
a quarter of his life at this point, a third for sure.
01:12:37
I don't know.
01:12:39
I love the dude.
01:12:40
He's still one of my favorite rappers, if not my number one favorite rapper still.
01:12:44
But yeah, know.
01:12:47
Do you want when does it come out of his hands?
01:12:48
One does he choose?
01:12:49
Well, would you have been happier
01:12:51
with Taylor Swift versus Bad Bunny, or are you turning it off the same?
01:12:55
Those are my only two choices.
01:12:56
It's my choices.
01:12:58
Those are the only two that I got thrown out.
01:13:00
He also that was speculated.
01:13:02
I'm going to turn it off, but probably leave it on.
01:13:06
So they're still going to get the ratings,
01:13:07
but we're going to be either talking or outside getting fresh air.
01:13:10
So even though it's February, how are you?
01:13:12
Are you listen, are you a Nielsen home?
01:13:15
Everyone is now.
01:13:17
No, no. Oh my goodness.
01:13:19
Let's talk about that.
01:13:21
Do you sign into your TV ever? No.
01:13:24
I mean you're gonna be like, no, you're going to be the one person
01:13:25
in the world that doesn't sign into your smart TV, right?
01:13:28
I know, yeah, I don't know.
01:13:30
Every TV takes, analyzes everything.
01:13:33
They don't the Nielsen's
01:13:34
don't click every reader that you can pay for Nielsen shit.
01:13:38
You turn your TV on, they reset your TV, reset the TV behind you, like,
01:13:42
if you're streaming it.
01:13:43
Sure, the streaming service can log your your view.
01:13:47
I'm talking about antenna TV.
01:13:48
Anything that is processed, they still do Nielsen shit. My dad does it. My.
01:13:52
Then he's gonna get bigger
01:13:54
because he wants to make a few dollars doing fucking nothing while he's retired.
01:13:58
Yeah.
01:13:58
No, I mean, if somebody ran into ratings, probably. But.
01:14:04
Oh, like my.
01:14:08
I don't think they, have football TV and
01:14:12
Fort Wayne, Fort Wayne, Indiana.
01:14:15
All right.
01:14:15
Here in Indiana. Gary, Indiana. Gary.
01:14:19
Yeah. No.
01:14:21
Okay, so, going back to the topic of chitlins, right?
01:14:25
Yes, yes. Here. That's what I chose.
01:14:28
Do you guys hear this story?
01:14:30
Well, I don't know how we we know we have not heard it.
01:14:32
Yeah. Here. An apology.
01:14:34
You know a number I'm thinking of deals.
01:14:36
No, a number I'm thinking of both.
01:14:37
They just give rather than celebratory.
01:14:41
I mean, you could you could hear about it if you weren't talking over it.
01:14:44
I made a birthday gesture that was offensive.
01:14:47
Celebratory. Very good.
01:14:50
Shut the fuck.
01:14:51
I didn't know what the center of a school board investigation.
01:14:55
I didn't even know that.
01:14:57
Nope nope nope nope nope nope. Legend?
01:15:00
Nope. No.
01:15:04
We got to save that because we can.
01:15:06
To say that was a hit.
01:15:08
Sorry. That was that was vetoed.
01:15:11
I didn't see that.
01:15:12
The link is the link to their song Happy Birthday.
01:15:15
I thought,
01:15:16
but I know I just don't like it.
01:15:19
I want to talk.
01:15:19
I thought Happy Birthday with disclaimer.
01:15:22
I don't think I'm just.
01:15:23
I'm just saying I don't think I thought it should be birthday.
01:15:25
What registered trademark song anymore?
01:15:27
I thought we went past it's,
01:15:29
I'm sorry you haven't seen it.
01:15:31
It's the second song I'm concerned about.
01:15:35
It's not the have really you to.
01:15:37
You know what? You're right on YouTube, right?
01:15:38
We're going to get it for the happy birthday song for McCartney.
01:15:42
Yeah, I
01:15:43
know we already must do the TV hate rumble he got us.
01:15:46
I think it's whatever.
01:15:48
YouTube sucks.
01:15:50
Can't even play a fucking news clip.
01:15:53
Yes, Kansas City lost 3128.
01:15:59
Oh, no.
01:15:59
I should go to the other.
01:16:06
If I overreact.
01:16:08
Superhero with big, big, big wide eyes.
01:16:10
This has his power where he can punch so hard, but he has to somehow restrain it.
01:16:15
Yeah, that's all I could come up with.
01:16:18
Okay. Good job.
01:16:20
Okay. Save the world.
01:16:22
One Punch Man returns with season three.
01:16:24
Start shooting it on 12th October.
01:16:27
That's what it says.
01:16:29
My first streaming service like Hulu.
01:16:32
What do you guys think?
01:16:32
A third, fifth Peacock.
01:16:34
Did you hear that news today?
01:16:36
What is his third?
01:16:37
Sorry, what did One Punch Man originate from?
01:16:39
That's an original.
01:16:40
Like a Japanese cartoon that Japanese dude.
01:16:43
I don't know what manga is, but it's a manga.
01:16:45
I think it was Japanese manga translated.
01:16:47
It also says anime. In case you were right.
01:16:51
Yeah. Is it, And I think it's just, I think you just have to read
01:16:55
the subtitles at this point, but, they do have season one dubbed, but I've seen.
01:17:00
But mostly I just
01:17:01
I love Japanese comic book, typically aimed at adults. Oh.
01:17:08
Yeah, but it's not like adult movies that, it's adult.
01:17:12
That's why Gary likes it.
01:17:14
Fucking mayor.
01:17:15
Nice has everything we need.
01:17:17
Fucking great.
01:17:19
Be one of the McDonald's characters.
01:17:21
No, I in the chat.
01:17:25
There's an asshole in the chat.
01:17:28
Yeah,
01:17:29
his name is Ryan. Brother. Also. Resistless.
01:17:31
The guys they find we can, like, watch this one instead.
01:17:37
Okay. Oh, not that one.
01:17:39
So then I have, you know, save any of that.
01:17:41
We have a whole racist segment we'll do on Rumble
01:17:45
for sure.
01:17:45
There's nothing racist about this one.
01:17:47
You're right, but.
01:17:48
Oh, I guess this is racist.
01:17:51
But, I mean, she got fired.
01:17:53
She got fired for racist. The whole point of the show is to be racist.
01:17:57
No, we're trying to avoid.
01:17:59
We went we did steer course for a couple of episodes.
01:18:02
We were getting some kicks and hits and shit from it, but
01:18:06
it's okay to make fun of it.
01:18:07
Like if a woman screams
01:18:08
and an Indian guy makes fun of her screaming at a park, then it's okay.
01:18:13
But to do it like just for the sake of doing it?
01:18:16
Yeah.
01:18:19
But I don't like that the N-word became Nazi.
01:18:21
I don't like that.
01:18:22
So this happened recently.
01:18:26
Speaking around
01:18:28
the gates and this part of the music.
01:18:32
And this is why I don't ride rides.
01:18:34
Alarming video shows.
01:18:35
Yeah, the ride malfunctioned at a school
01:18:39
Friday in the park.
01:18:40
What, you don't remember rides when you're on your period,
01:18:42
some of the carriages
01:18:43
falling and slamming into each other on a ride known as the zipper.
01:18:46
This was during Bishop Canady.
01:18:48
You know, it's like looking at like, oh, witnesses say something.
01:18:51
There's anybody in it.
01:18:52
At this point I would like to thank, but no injuries.
01:18:55
But I was going to be freaking out. It was like, look.
01:18:58
Yeah, it was very it didn't feel real like at all.
01:19:01
Very.
01:19:02
Because if it come on, you can do it.
01:19:05
And then just out of nowhere, just.
01:19:07
Can you replay that intro again? His comment.
01:19:09
That was amazing.
01:19:10
One of our friends about to interact is not right.
01:19:12
Yeah, I know he's the doctor for duty.
01:19:16
And he was like.
01:19:17
And I was like. And it was like, so dude at all.
01:19:19
It was very because if looked fine to me and then just out of nowhere, boom.
01:19:25
You got it. Other one.
01:19:26
Anyway, the only, the only word he said of like it looks like a
01:19:31
the la everything does now do because their brains are broken.
01:19:34
Grateful no one was injured and thankful.
01:19:36
Oh look trans to me and all the videos look I
01:19:41
like it.
01:19:41
Did you guys have carnivals at your elementary school and.
01:19:46
Do you remember that?
01:19:47
Like that ride?
01:19:48
No, but I only when I would come to your school carnival.
01:19:51
Did you ever have that?
01:19:52
Have those. No, no. Yeah.
01:19:54
We didn't have rides like that.
01:19:55
We just had, like, stupid bounce. Yeah.
01:19:57
I think you're cutting out.
01:19:58
Oh, you were cut. You were cutting out.
01:20:00
I live in a poor neighborhood, so we didn't have that one.
01:20:03
Was kind of fun looking at it. And.
01:20:08
Again, I see these rides.
01:20:10
He's quick put up, put down rides. And I've seen this before.
01:20:12
And I've been on an assembly,
01:20:15
you know, machinery, robotic machinery, automation machinery.
01:20:19
And I've been on the assembly side of that, and we talk about stuff,
01:20:23
and you back it out.
01:20:24
You're supposed to replace that fucking bowl.
01:20:27
Oh, do you have new?
01:20:32
Never new.
01:20:35
Baby Bowl.
01:20:41
Using these bolts.
01:20:42
And when we would build new machinery
01:20:45
and we would send it out the door a lot of times.
01:20:48
And there's checks for this, but a lot of times
01:20:50
some shit would go down and it would be delivered
01:20:52
and some dumb fuck would not tighten a couple bolts down.
01:20:56
And so this is common in a manufacturing thing.
01:20:59
This is a fucking corny motherfucker putting this shit
01:21:03
together together on some hot afternoon.
01:21:06
Oh, there.
01:21:06
You know, I hate to be
01:21:09
whatever I don't. That's racist.
01:21:11
I don't care what race they are.
01:21:12
Usually this is white trash people
01:21:13
that putting up and taking this shit now and usually
01:21:15
either that or the Mexicanos, some bad bunnies out in that motherfucker.
01:21:19
I think Kearney is a race.
01:21:20
It's okay to say that. I'm just saying. You say, you know, you.
01:21:25
Right.
01:21:26
It it's it's like a gypsy.
01:21:27
It's like it's its own thing.
01:21:29
Yeah. They have.
01:21:30
No, they they're not connected to anywhere except the car.
01:21:32
But it is crazy though.
01:21:36
I don't I don't like rides like that anymore.
01:21:38
Period. Draw.
01:21:42
It's pretty crazy, but,
01:21:46
It is pretty crazy.
01:21:54
That.
01:21:57
Is. Yo.
01:21:58
Yeah. Video.
01:21:59
I know personally, I, I really.
01:22:05
Like this individual, but the idea of it is really good this year.
01:22:09
But I don't know unless there's somebody up there.
01:22:11
I don't believe him.
01:22:12
I'm a skeptic, I can't tell you are potentially even insane.
01:22:16
Would put fucking butter on his ass.
01:22:18
So you know, I mean that's kind of the content my body
01:22:23
and you know,
01:22:24
I got a longer fight on record,
01:22:28
but I think the discrepancy is methane.
01:22:31
So far, it actually has like, so like it's it's the same carbon.
01:22:34
So it's not consistent.
01:22:36
There's like a little bit of pauses here
01:22:38
and there that is 100% all the way through. 40s.
01:22:41
I learned last week differential.
01:22:44
That's just like the shoreline.
01:22:45
If we slowed his down his fart, there's all kinds of pauses between each clap.
01:22:50
So you kind of fuck your shoreline.
01:22:54
No I'm serious dude.
01:22:55
He I literally heard him farting, which was,
01:22:59
that's what your asshole is doing.
01:23:00
If you've ever actually been real close to a fart,
01:23:04
you can see it.
01:23:06
Wow. Yeah.
01:23:07
Like, do you see the
01:23:10
jackass one where they inhaled the fart
01:23:13
and they literally do the slow motion, like you can see, like a cloud of, like,
01:23:16
I don't know what going from.
01:23:17
I forget who did it, but, yeah, I see the, like, a two maybe, like.
01:23:22
Yeah. Diameter.
01:23:23
Did you see the guy that was
01:23:24
wearing one of those dinosaur costumes that sucks in air to keep it inflated?
01:23:28
And he farted right in the intake.
01:23:30
They're also spraying pepper spray in the in all the whatever, whatever.
01:23:36
What's happening right now?
01:23:37
I'm not sure what's happening with the ice protests.
01:23:41
Oh, what's happening right now?
01:23:42
You know what Trump's if you spit will hit coming everything.
01:23:46
Yeah there's federal government's taken over the ice protest.
01:23:49
That's on which side I mean it's potato potato.
01:23:55
But you know what side are you on.
01:23:57
Tomato.
01:23:58
Come I side, third side I'm not on either side.
01:24:01
There's always more than two sides.
01:24:03
There's what he says she says, and then there's the truth.
01:24:09
I'm on the manga side.
01:24:13
That sounds
01:24:14
hideous, dude, what are we breaking?
01:24:17
Know for?
01:24:21
Asmr.
01:24:23
It was not.
01:24:24
It was worse than that.
01:24:26
Okay.
01:24:28
All right. Anything left for YouTube?
01:24:29
We got some Asmr for you guys, if you're interested.
01:24:33
I'm really not.
01:24:34
I'm really.
01:24:35
Not too late.
01:24:40
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of devil speech,
01:24:43
folks, listen up before we dive deeper into the circus of coolness
01:24:45
and uncensored banter, here's our no nonsense disclaimer.
01:24:47
So with a side of white humor, look, we're here for the time, not a different time.
01:24:51
He's going to be finished cuz I just got smoked like 40s time to record
01:24:55
and I ruined it.
01:24:56
So here's the article.
01:24:57
Let's get jabber this algebra of our discourse from guest.
01:24:59
Oh, or any random memo is to tickle your funny bone keys
01:25:02
or gray matter and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:25:04
Any semblance of seriousness is Gibran to that goal article to jabber
01:25:07
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01:25:07
We're equal gibber offenders, all right, we don't give a hoot about your gibberish
01:25:10
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We're here to roast everyone from politicians to our own sorry selves.
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No say, not even grandmotherly like article three.
01:25:17
Screw political jabber person.
01:25:18
We ain't here to hold your hand or jabber anything.
01:25:20
So if our jabber venue,
01:25:21
we're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or jibber feelings.
01:25:24
But hey, if you can take the heat, we promise we'll dish out some belly
01:25:26
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01:25:29
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01:25:32
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01:25:38
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber, who cares?
01:25:41
Article de jabber cause why not parody and jabber our bread and butter toast?
01:25:45
And you like this job or anything or characters?
01:25:47
It's just us having a laugh, not a reason for a jabber.
01:25:49
We might not be the smartest people in the job,
01:25:50
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:25:52
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your ideas in a jibber,
01:25:55
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:25:57
We're just here to crack a few jokes, spread some jabber joy,
01:26:00
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious.
01:26:02
All the freakin time.
01:26:03
So buckle up,
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01:26:07
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From.
01:26:21
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:26:22
let's get ready for.
01:26:29
Rumble!
01:26:30
I hope that you ready to rumble on the rumble.
01:26:34
Oh, yeah. No
01:26:37
way. Magnet drops through air at this rate
01:26:40
and through the pipe.
01:26:45
I love this, guys.
01:26:45
I'm right.
01:26:50
There we are.
01:26:51
And lots of clearance within the wire on my finger.
01:26:54
Let's turn it off. No.
01:26:55
Okay, now, if I spread my fingers. No.
01:27:01
Oops.
01:27:01
And I get it off, well, I just connect my one the
01:27:05
there and see if it can turn its LED on.
01:27:12
It's not really you.
01:27:13
Maybe it's up for.
01:27:14
Hey, I just came back from future to warn you one last time.
01:27:17
Your band to do this high voltage experiment at home.
01:27:20
It is more dangerous than having an educated cobra around your neck.
01:27:24
At least the venom takes a while to kill you.
01:27:27
But this doesn't
01:27:29
go. Oh, and
01:27:34
oh, no.
01:27:35
Grab!
01:27:37
Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:27:39
I love that she does that.
01:27:41
I'm her.
01:27:43
There's.
01:27:43
I've got another guy doing that.
01:27:47
But welcome to the real show.
01:27:50
It's full. You're ready for it.
01:27:52
Oh. Oh, wait.
01:27:53
I'm on the wrong spot.
01:27:56
Oh, yeah.
01:27:57
It's that 72 something right?
01:28:03
He stole your material,
01:28:06
but he nailed it right?
01:28:09
So your next bucket pole 60s uninterrupted.
01:28:12
Going by the name of Tommy Pickles, everyone, that's Tommy Pickles.
01:28:16
We know Tommy.
01:28:19
For Tommy.
01:28:21
You'll never guess that I'm an amateur taxidermist.
01:28:24
I know I'm an amateur because nobody's paying me to kill and stuff.
01:28:27
All these cats.
01:28:29
Especially now. My take. Anyway,
01:28:31
I'm not a very good negotiator.
01:28:32
Very funny.
01:28:35
I was saying, okay, here's the sex.
01:28:37
When I wake up in the morning, I like to have sex before I go to bed at night.
01:28:41
Late weekends. I like to have sex 3 or 4 times a day.
01:28:43
And she was like, how about a blowjob on your birthday?
01:28:47
Okay,
01:28:50
14 hours later and I'm still married.
01:28:52
Yeah, still not it.
01:28:53
I always think maybe and maybe.
01:28:54
Maybe not. Here's the joke he stole from me.
01:28:58
I never reneged on a bet.
01:29:01
Getting fucked by a black guy twice.
01:29:05
Down at the dog, Jack.
01:29:08
I always pay my debts on that.
01:29:10
I mean, nigger, what do you owe me, a nigger?
01:29:15
I would be pissed.
01:29:20
And on the weekends, I like.
01:29:21
I don't know if he nailed it.
01:29:23
And he was like, how about a blowjob on your birthday?
01:29:26
Okay.
01:29:28
Fucking blowjobs. I do not feel married.
01:29:30
Yeah,
01:29:31
I always think maybe they've been married 14 years, then.
01:29:34
Yeah.
01:29:35
I never reneged on a bet.
01:29:36
I did get fucked by a black guy twice.
01:29:41
Oh, down at the dog, Jack.
01:29:44
I always been like that. I'm not.
01:29:47
I mean, Edgar, if anybody were to call me a nigger,
01:29:51
I would be pissed.
01:29:56
It's very offensive.
01:29:58
Completely speaking of you,
01:30:00
you probably would have smeared shit all over the vehicle.
01:30:04
Much like this woman that.
01:30:06
Do you think Trump
01:30:09
and Tesla so badly even smear
01:30:11
this woman over here is on the, on the.
01:30:15
There's nine cameras on a fucking Cybertruck.
01:30:18
You know, Tesla.
01:30:19
It's crazy.
01:30:20
Nine cameras and a mic, something like this.
01:30:22
Two turntables that they decided, oh, I'm going to ruin that person's dead.
01:30:26
Can't even read this thing. She was on the other foot.
01:30:28
Now the Teslas have a bunch of cameras.
01:30:30
Shit on the other foot.
01:30:31
They're actually recording us right now.
01:30:33
There's one right here.
01:30:35
There's one on the B-pillar that's looking.
01:30:38
It's going to go over all the cameras.
01:30:40
Yeah, we know one right here.
01:30:42
I had the pictures of the person that did this.
01:30:45
I posted them on X and I did that in the middle of the day yesterday.
01:30:49
He's not where I brought him over there.
01:30:50
But nothing good of the vigil had been identified.
01:30:53
Her business had been identified.
01:30:56
And she's being held accountable not by law enforcement,
01:31:00
but by a great, strong Chicago community.
01:31:03
If I was going to say anything
01:31:05
to the person that did this to my truck, I would say, we are Americans.
01:31:08
You have an obligation to do better.
01:31:11
I think that people that align themselves with her views,
01:31:15
that maybe opposite of mine, they would tell her,
01:31:18
when you do something like this, you're making the problem worse.
01:31:28
I mean, I'm sorry, I saw cyber.
01:31:30
I mean, I'm sure Charlie Kirk would rather have shit smeared on his neck.
01:31:35
Yeah, probably. Sir.
01:31:38
Well, all right, well, Charlie Kirk kind of reminds me of Obi-Wan Kenobi.
01:31:42
If you strike him down, you will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.
01:31:46
Yeah, yeah. He's like he could.
01:31:48
You could argue that he's maybe
01:31:51
the next coming of Jesus.
01:31:54
Yeah.
01:31:55
He's made Brady better at armor, like, no, you don't mean that.
01:31:59
Like Jesus.
01:32:00
Not the next coming of.
01:32:01
But I'm just saying, like. Like
01:32:04
they were saying that some think he's going to be held on, like religious
01:32:07
martyrs have power.
01:32:09
Yeah.
01:32:11
And and it works on Brady Brady's
01:32:14
look at Brady like he's
01:32:16
so much better I just feel like Kirk Charlie you love Charlie Kirk.
01:32:20
Now though they may have a birthday coming up.
01:32:25
I have a birthday Chuck I got no sound.
01:32:27
Listen, this is my last video.
01:32:30
It was already cued up and playing.
01:32:32
It's my last show as a cued up.
01:32:34
Any of our players? Yes.
01:32:37
And how old are you now? Six. You're six.
01:32:40
You're sure you're not 60?
01:32:42
I'm is sick.
01:32:43
You're sick.
01:32:43
Can we sing Happy Birthday to you?
01:32:47
I'm I'm I'm is six.
01:32:49
So I'm is six.
01:32:51
I mean I just you know that picks it up from home
01:32:55
still though.
01:32:58
Okay.
01:32:58
Go back up we go. Yeah.
01:33:01
What is who is.
01:33:03
No, she's just like who?
01:33:04
I mean, she's like, I'm in sixth.
01:33:06
Go. No, he's in first.
01:33:07
Like first grade to checks out.
01:33:11
Oh, yeah.
01:33:13
Okay.
01:33:13
I do you have a bad
01:33:18
you have
01:33:21
a legit.
01:33:24
Here is there is legend.
01:33:28
I mean,
01:33:29
hopefully it lives up to it.
01:33:31
It's a she you she it's a
01:33:36
in sixth grade.
01:33:37
I haven't decided yet.
01:33:39
True.
01:33:40
Would you like this funny song now that I sing?
01:33:43
Yeah.
01:33:44
Happy birthday.
01:33:45
We're funny. So you.
01:33:47
You this in the gym?
01:33:50
You run.
01:33:51
Frank.
01:33:52
See, I just know, like, one to
01:33:58
look. What?
01:33:59
His look at the look on his face is my favorite part.
01:34:02
He must have been held back two years.
01:34:04
I'm just assuming because he's like, oh, I see, like, this guy's just turned six.
01:34:08
He's clearly like eight and a half.
01:34:10
When I was a kid, it was always he.
01:34:17
You gone?
01:34:17
Was it because that really doesn't make too much sense.
01:34:19
Like we all look like monkeys.
01:34:21
Yeah. We're just. Yeah, we I just saying it.
01:34:24
I have in this.
01:34:24
I have a niece and nephew that more like it's like 4 or 5.
01:34:28
And last time we sang Happy Birthday, I sang
01:34:32
on. I said, you live in a.
01:34:34
I didn't say you live in the zoo.
01:34:35
I said, you live in a shoe.
01:34:37
But honestly,
01:34:37
the teachers makes more sense because why would a monkey live in a shoe, right?
01:34:41
Oh, you live in a zoo.
01:34:42
You act like a monkey, and you know what they're going to do?
01:34:45
That's what I.
01:34:45
Oh, that's what it always was for me. Like.
01:34:48
Yeah. What did she say?
01:34:49
You act like one. You don't smell like you love that.
01:34:52
That's the diving.
01:34:53
That's why you get into the the line.
01:34:56
Yeah.
01:34:58
As she's obviously saying, the age old dumb thing.
01:35:01
And she's like, I like how she's trying to be like,
01:35:04
I'm around a bunch of fucking kids.
01:35:06
So I get to impress them with the fucking all this fucking Tejano
01:35:11
parody of the birthday song that you can fucking think of.
01:35:15
Yeah,
01:35:16
if you
01:35:17
don't think that, kids, I think that she's
01:35:20
know what's going on. She get permission.
01:35:22
They're like, look at that.
01:35:23
Do you have to get permission to film and post?
01:35:26
Yeah.
01:35:26
The moment, at the moment the song ended, look at the white kids are like.
01:35:32
In this kid is like, yeah, they're laughing, but they don't know why.
01:35:35
They have no idea why. They're like, she's funny, but we don't really get it.
01:35:38
If they don't know why, then why is the why is the black kid going to.
01:35:41
She said, what now is in elementary school and there was a girl that had like
01:35:45
she had she had she was like, what's your name?
01:35:50
I don't know, but her name was Swati
01:35:52
and we call her Swati Arabia because, dude, I heard a great job.
01:35:57
She's not my director.
01:35:58
She was cool. She like, she she like, didn't like.
01:36:01
She didn't find it that funny, but she didn't hate it.
01:36:03
She'd be like, You know, it just was what it was.
01:36:06
I'm sure she looks back at it and going, oh my God, I was, I was like racist
01:36:10
when I was a kid,
01:36:11
but it's like I got made fun of because I had like big ears as a kid.
01:36:14
I grew into them, obviously, because I ended up being fucking almost
01:36:16
seven feet tall, you know, like paying big ears to being black.
01:36:21
Yeah, I would, I would have picked the nose, but that's just me.
01:36:24
That's the lips. Very offensive.
01:36:27
Oh. Regular lips. Okay.
01:36:29
Do you remember back in the old days, like in the 80s, when lips and noses.
01:36:33
You remember back in the 80s when Antifa was just your black old auntie?
01:36:37
No, I didn't know that the Antifa existed in the 80s.
01:36:40
Antifa?
01:36:41
Objectively, not to piss anybody off, though.
01:36:46
It's not just the black.
01:36:47
I mean, because this guy, this
01:36:50
my mouse pointer isn't showing, but the
01:36:52
the black child, these are children to you.
01:36:54
I don't know if we should be showing them on the internet
01:36:56
without their permission.
01:36:57
The black child in the upper right looks like a black child.
01:37:01
But honestly, if you had to pick, I'm just forcing you
01:37:04
out of these five children that we can see which one looks more like a monkey.
01:37:10
The white one.
01:37:13
You are a coward.
01:37:15
We're all stupid monkey people. Why?
01:37:19
I'm looking at the forehead.
01:37:20
I'm looking at the forehead. Oh.
01:37:25
I mean, this is why you should just.
01:37:29
The racial happy birthday song to my son from his teacher. Yes.
01:37:33
And how old are you now?
01:37:34
Sick.
01:37:37
Do we want to listen to it again? No,
01:37:40
no, I don't want to fucking see that.
01:37:41
God damn it!
01:37:42
Fuck you with your pop up bullshit.
01:37:44
Fucking everywhere.
01:37:45
I fucking hate these goddamn websites.
01:37:47
Now we have to watch a fucking ad again.
01:37:50
May I stop it for you?
01:37:52
Give me a chance to put this song.
01:37:55
You'll never see another ad on any one of you.
01:37:57
Says the song.
01:38:02
I can help you install ads just to see more ads.
01:38:05
So that's the deal.
01:38:06
A lot of what we do on the show, legend says, I mean, hurt his feelings.
01:38:10
Songs
01:38:11
says the teacher sent her the video that's six months straight to the main office.
01:38:15
I automatically said, that's
01:38:18
for when you automatically say stuff out the bottom and acceptable.
01:38:22
What does that mean?
01:38:24
Unacceptable?
01:38:25
Describe that way. Extremely upsetting.
01:38:28
Please, please be very careful right now where we come from and our ancestors.
01:38:33
I don't even like racism like that.
01:38:35
Love that quote. I don't even like racism.
01:38:38
I don't even like racism.
01:38:40
Yeah, I'm a big fan.
01:38:41
She referred to skin, and I don't even like racism because my skin is boiling.
01:38:47
It's because it's so dark like a monkey.
01:38:49
And, I don't like that.
01:38:51
I, I'm not racist. I'm clearly joking.
01:38:54
Like a wonderful woman.
01:38:56
That's nothing like raising a wonderful daughter.
01:38:57
Son, did you ever did. Did you ever?
01:39:01
So she said that
01:39:02
the reason that it's offensive is because when they call us a monkey,
01:39:06
they're saying that we're ugly.
01:39:07
Did you ever, in the joking nature of going, you know, like, oh,
01:39:11
monkey, like even just thinking about it because somebody else said it or whatever.
01:39:15
What,
01:39:16
are you joking or not joking or going, oh my God, I can't believe they said that.
01:39:19
Did you ever make that association to that ugliness?
01:39:24
I know, I'd like to take a step down.
01:39:26
May I punch down?
01:39:27
Yeah.
01:39:28
I'm just saying to you, you're monkey.
01:39:30
Monkey? Because you're ugly.
01:39:32
I go, no, I monkey because you're just a dark question.
01:39:35
And monkeys have two legs and two arms and a nose in the mouth like.
01:39:37
So this is white in the same way that I can devil's advocate
01:39:41
from a Christian point of view.
01:39:42
I'd like the devil to advocate from a racist point of view for a moment.
01:39:45
I'm pretty sure it's not. It doesn't have to do with ugly.
01:39:48
It doesn't really have to do with anything.
01:39:51
It's basically there, a lower
01:39:52
standard on the evolutionary scale, closer to a monkey than a white person.
01:39:56
Okay. Yeah. Okay. You could okay.
01:39:57
I can see that where they could be offensive.
01:39:59
The racist demean it as that harsh, which is kind of
01:40:02
I mean that's again dirty. Don't
01:40:06
oh these fuckers.
01:40:10
They said they were going to give me bread and they didn't give me bread
01:40:13
for bread.
01:40:13
I knew he ordered bread, pizza and bread.
01:40:16
Bread, Texas Roadhouse bread. Good.
01:40:19
Oh yeah.
01:40:20
It's it is good you get for you, dude,
01:40:23
I don't want to break my secrets because then if everyone knows,
01:40:25
they'll stop doing it.
01:40:26
But I got an awesome fucking steakhouse hack for the burger.
01:40:30
Have your own monkey bread.
01:40:31
Oh, I've seen it in the
01:40:35
grocery store.
01:40:36
You rap about it twisted, or is it just.
01:40:39
I have no idea.
01:40:41
It's black bread, right?
01:40:42
You're talking about pumpernickel?
01:40:43
We can't monkey bread now.
01:40:46
No, we ate like a monkey.
01:40:48
And all this and that. I don't like that at all.
01:40:50
No, no, she didn't say it like a b c even she looked like
01:40:53
went to the act like a monkey.
01:40:54
Now I want to. I don't like that at all.
01:40:56
So what's the what's the wait what's the wait?
01:40:58
Abominable snowman thingy from Star Wars.
01:41:02
What's the thing?
01:41:04
This is some kind of nerd test.
01:41:06
Don't fall for it, Gary.
01:41:07
Okay.
01:41:10
What is it?
01:41:12
I'm putting it in the one video game.
01:41:15
No, I'm going to say it to my streak.
01:41:19
I got to go to protect my street cred.
01:41:21
I'm going to say tauntaun because I know that's not what it is.
01:41:25
It's like saying that white people look like a Tom time.
01:41:28
Just say Yeti. It's not. That's not Star Wars.
01:41:30
That's just the white, the Abominable snowman.
01:41:32
You literally said the thing.
01:41:33
You should have been comparing it to training.
01:41:36
What I love about this look like a star witness.
01:41:38
I just love the monkey video.
01:41:40
You know how they're just giving us nothing but people that I thought
01:41:43
you're going to public schools
01:41:45
are reviewing this.
01:41:47
I followed up with this look like to go out the first time
01:41:50
this teacher has sung this song,
01:41:52
she's going to say something like, it's a teacher going to call me mom.
01:41:54
Being reviewed. Will the teacher still be in the classrooms?
01:41:57
Oh, I really going to say it for a second.
01:41:59
Play against about my child in a letter.
01:42:01
Nobody does that since.
01:42:02
Dude, no parent has to say that out loud.
01:42:05
Reaction and counseling for the fact that you said that out loud.
01:42:08
I don't believe you.
01:42:09
That all of a sudden
01:42:09
I know what a person that is is kept saying it's the active investigation.
01:42:14
They can't they can't answer no questions or anything like that,
01:42:17
and counseling for her son or an apology.
01:42:20
Immediate disciplinary action and counseling for her son, counseling
01:42:24
because she sang a happy birthday song, she decided to show up the person
01:42:28
that is his cousin because she did harm my son.
01:42:31
So they're like, are you better counseling financially?
01:42:34
See a breach in ten Tampa Bay?
01:42:35
That's the that's the right response.
01:42:37
She's getting more than enough.
01:42:40
She's offended by that.
01:42:41
Wanting to have her own child.
01:42:43
He's he's traumatized. Okay. What's going on? Counseling.
01:42:45
No, I want to sue you for money and make you go viral and blast
01:42:50
you on the internet. That's so much healthier,
01:42:55
Now, of course, I'm the.
01:42:56
I'm such the super skeptic.
01:42:57
Now, you got to be skeptical about skepticism.
01:43:00
I would assume that now that 2025, both the teacher and the parent are in on it.
01:43:04
On. It's off fucking.
01:43:06
I'm skeptical.
01:43:06
And your skeptical skepticism,
01:43:09
that just means you're an atheist.
01:43:13
A some of skepticism is an atheist.
01:43:17
Somebody who's somebody who's a dogma test of logic,
01:43:21
somebody who worships logic.
01:43:23
They believe in logic even though it's mostly hearsay
01:43:26
just from another human being.
01:43:27
Anyways, I don't know why they distinguish that from any other teachings.
01:43:33
It's strange because it's strange.
01:43:34
Different teaching, different differential to me it's
01:43:38
a very close minded, rational, rational and rational way to look at things.
01:43:43
Rational.
01:43:44
Speaking of teachings.
01:43:48
Are we going to debate it or are we going to talk?
01:43:50
Who do it? Here's an upside down cross curious.
01:43:52
And my religion essentially tells me that practice precedes belief.
01:43:55
And we are begging you.
01:43:57
You perform these commandments and what you do
01:43:59
for them.
01:44:00
And then the belief comes from, do you want to listen?
01:44:02
Like I believe that they need to jettison?
01:44:07
What he's making is where I leave it cued.
01:44:09
Wow.
01:44:12
Sorry.
01:44:13
Go ahead, go ahead.
01:44:13
No, no, you let me know when you're done.
01:44:17
Can I watch it?
01:44:19
What the fuck starts a conversation like that?
01:44:23
And my religion essentially tells me that I get the point.
01:44:27
We are big into masculinity is about right now incredibly serious.
01:44:32
And my religion essentially tells me that practice precedes belief.
01:44:35
Right.
01:44:35
And we are big into you.
01:44:37
Perform these moments, and what you believe in these matters are not.
01:44:39
You are going to perform them. And then the belief comes later, right?
01:44:41
There's whole sections of the Talmud that are devoted to
01:44:43
this idea that basically, before you believe
01:44:44
you got to practice, you got to do the things.
01:44:46
And then when you find yourself walking in the ways of God,
01:44:48
then you realize that the ways that you're walking are, in fact, God's ways.
01:44:50
And then that sounds terrifying.
01:44:52
Something to you or cited without patience, though,
01:44:54
and it wants to believe very often to proceed the actual action.
01:44:57
And so what we forget is that if you're not acting in a godly way,
01:45:00
you are acting by definition in an ungodly way.
01:45:02
And so if you do that, then you will end up in that belief system as well.
01:45:04
It's not just so just based on your your everyday actions, Gary,
01:45:09
like you're acting, you act in a godly way normally, right?
01:45:13
Correct.
01:45:14
So at some point I feel like you are going to be turned religious.
01:45:19
I think it's the other way around.
01:45:21
I think you should be aware of a lot of, so-called believers
01:45:27
when they, they drill right down on it.
01:45:32
Kind of like when you see something out of your peripheral vision
01:45:35
and look straight at it.
01:45:36
It's not there's there's nothing there.
01:45:38
If you look straight at the God you worship him believing
01:45:43
there is nothing there.
01:45:47
I mean, I really do that.
01:45:49
So. Yeah. What you just said.
01:45:50
So that's the difference
01:45:51
between skepticism and hyper skepticism, where skepticism is healthy.
01:45:55
Have you ever see or maybe there's not a God.
01:45:57
Let's keep questioning it.
01:45:58
But you you take logic and make it some kind of prison.
01:46:02
It's like a hyper skepticism.
01:46:04
There's no way in hell God can ever exist,
01:46:08
and all the things that are provable are allowed.
01:46:10
Which if that makes you if that gives you peace of mind, that's fine.
01:46:13
But you may be missing out on some possibilities.
01:46:15
I think we'll both find a strong man here.
01:46:17
And here's here's why I get to your,
01:46:21
continuing energy or believe in strongman.
01:46:25
But then, Jesus, come on.
01:46:26
Natural laws or, you know, Spinoza's God.
01:46:30
Basically that's not who I'm fighting
01:46:33
because that's not who my neighbor believe.
01:46:36
And that's not that's not what the vast majority of
01:46:41
America believes in, but I do for you.
01:46:44
What are you fighting?
01:46:45
Oh, who are you fighting?
01:46:47
I don't feel like the now the atheist.
01:46:50
Shut up front, Brady.
01:46:51
Right now, why are you fighting with them?
01:46:53
Because I my whole point is I don't have a fight with you.
01:46:59
Then you're going to lose.
01:47:02
You're assigned the Abraham of God.
01:47:04
You don't get to choose. No. Some no.
01:47:07
Some crazy, whatever you think is right or some of your.
01:47:14
I told you to do that.
01:47:15
I told you to do that.
01:47:17
Yes. And I'm telling you. Do I get to fight?
01:47:20
You're a strong man.
01:47:21
And you just said, Abraham a god. You move the goal.
01:47:23
Yes. I've never stood for Abraham.
01:47:25
That's why I'm calling it a straw man.
01:47:28
Because that's not what you believe in.
01:47:32
Oh, yeah.
01:47:34
I don't know what I believe in, so I don't know how you could know
01:47:38
or I didn't say, I know what you believe.
01:47:40
And I said, I know what you don't believe in.
01:47:45
I don't know what I don't believe in.
01:47:47
So I don't know how you would know what I don't believe in. I.
01:47:51
You don't believe in the the flying Spaghetti Monster?
01:47:53
I mean, there's a lot of great examples of of things, you see that's just at sea
01:47:57
that you you're wrong right there. We lot.
01:47:59
We're already off on the first statement, because I would not put the possibility
01:48:02
of a spaghetti monster
01:48:03
out of the realm of possibility, because I don't want
01:48:05
to miss out on that possibility if it would possibly exist.
01:48:10
Good.
01:48:11
That's a good argument in that realm of ridiculous
01:48:14
hypothesis, as if it was equally valid.
01:48:17
Is to a legitimate one.
01:48:20
Don't. Why? Why not?
01:48:22
Over time in history, some of the most read,
01:48:24
some of the most ridiculous imagined theory possibilities became real.
01:48:28
The most wonderful reality that we share. Now.
01:48:31
If people didn't dream and imagine and come up with things in philosophers
01:48:35
size bullshit, then we could never filter through it.
01:48:39
And if you think we're at a stage in 2025
01:48:41
where we can totally reduce and eliminate some possibilities,
01:48:45
I think that's a dangerous road to argue and debate.
01:48:48
I'm telling you what a dangerous road is.
01:48:51
This is when you replace,
01:48:54
scientific literacy with
01:49:00
magical thinking.
01:49:02
That's a slippery slope.
01:49:04
That's a dangerous place to be when you replace
01:49:08
skepticism with a spirit.
01:49:11
Good supernatural thinking. That's who does.
01:49:15
Who does, who does that?
01:49:17
I don't do that.
01:49:19
Our neighbors are our country is are you.
01:49:25
Our kids are. Our culture is.
01:49:27
And yes, I am sure.
01:49:29
And it's or it's whatever your husband's
01:49:33
and it's dangerous
01:49:36
and it's not I don't I
01:49:41
it may not be helping, but I don't know if it's dangerous.
01:49:43
I think every possibility should be exhaustively examined
01:49:48
and researched and never, ever eliminated.
01:49:52
Never has that never
01:49:55
to the point where it's muddy waters.
01:49:57
You just need.
01:49:57
You need the right and you need the right analog.
01:50:01
You need the right.
01:50:03
But there's like, we could never even imagine
01:50:05
going through that kind of muddy water nowadays.
01:50:08
But we have an AI now that can do it like nothing and give us a concise cuz
01:50:12
it was the the mid to late 90s and Carl Sagan
01:50:16
was, dying of some sort of blood disease, and he wrote the,
01:50:21
his final book, and it was a warning that, this kind of,
01:50:28
superstitious thinking,
01:50:31
here's, here's an example.
01:50:36
They were able to convince
01:50:38
the vast majority of our population
01:50:41
that the, the, the,
01:50:44
the clear control delivered demolition of the Twin Towers
01:50:49
was a terrorist attack, and and everybody believed it.
01:50:53
Here's a better example.
01:50:54
It could have been a terrorist attack.
01:50:55
You believe? Earlier in our podcast.
01:50:58
It could I do I still don't disbelieve it.
01:51:00
It could have been just a simple terror attack.
01:51:02
You go it I think it do.
01:51:04
And then, everybody involved that had, you know, intelligence information
01:51:08
about it jumped on board and took advantage of that event.
01:51:12
I don't think that it was a planned terror attack.
01:51:14
I just think it was a
01:51:17
what do you think I forgot?
01:51:18
What's your current belief?
01:51:20
My current belief doesn't even matter, though.
01:51:23
My point is, is that all these beliefs,
01:51:26
if we suddenly zero in on one and we all suddenly agree
01:51:29
that it was a remote controlled plane, and that's the way we go on
01:51:33
and we tell history, there will be people in a thousand years
01:51:36
saying how wrong we were and how harmful we were
01:51:39
for our dogma, because they proved that what we were teaching was wrong.
01:51:43
Where if we keep teaching on all the possibilities,
01:51:46
even though we never may come to a conclusion,
01:51:49
we also haven't come to the wrong conclusion.
01:51:52
I forgot that I recognize myself or my wife.
01:51:57
At least I know you're here.
01:51:59
Okay, well, we'll get to that of the.
01:52:02
Okay, well, I'll leave my example alone.
01:52:07
Here's the problem.
01:52:11
People are coming to a conclusion.
01:52:15
It's it's a it's a discomfort for comfortable feeling.
01:52:19
Sorry for me.
01:52:21
Conclusion. What conclusion are to speak.
01:52:23
Let them speak.
01:52:24
What he please.
01:52:25
What conclusions are you coming to?
01:52:28
What are they coming to?
01:52:30
I'm sorry to conclude, but God.
01:52:35
His argument has turned into a nice package without interruption.
01:52:38
Otherwise, how do you know what happens when there is an attack under Dryas
01:52:41
event, or a meteor crash, or a comet hitting other kind of hitting?
01:52:45
That's not great news.
01:52:46
And religion happens all over again.
01:52:50
Wait, what?
01:52:51
Oh, yeah. Well,
01:52:53
there's another bottleneck.
01:52:54
Religion just comes right back around.
01:52:57
Yeah, but religion is a false form of man
01:53:00
trying to reach out and communicate to God in some form.
01:53:04
Of course, you guys getting Gary's on the podcast.
01:53:08
I don't know how it's come, come very confused.
01:53:10
Still, I don't I don't get it.
01:53:12
Hey, can't we just all get along here?
01:53:13
Why are we fighting? No we can't.
01:53:15
That's the whole point of the ranting.
01:53:17
No it isn't.
01:53:18
Ranting is a healthy way to let out your feelings
01:53:21
so that you can reach a conclusion or a solution.
01:53:24
Is he still there to listen? Is he still listening?
01:53:26
He's mad because you interrupted him.
01:53:27
Clearly that's fine.
01:53:29
When we get just like you.
01:53:30
When I interrupt your videos.
01:53:33
Yeah, but the video can't just repeat itself easily.
01:53:36
Gary can wait.
01:53:37
You should have a pause as thought and then continue.
01:53:40
You should be able to play or rewind mono law
01:53:44
so you don't have no dialog
01:53:47
and the central monologue prepared if you're ready.
01:53:50
I always you to wonder if you just changed your pants.
01:53:53
This black man.
01:53:55
Okay.
01:53:56
Yeah. Yeah, that.
01:53:57
Did you have those pants on the whole time
01:53:58
listening to this that this man has passed away now.
01:54:00
So listen to him.
01:54:02
What?
01:54:03
I think there's there's sort of this new flavor.
01:54:04
There's more people that have passed away that are a lot,
01:54:07
you know, John Money with his fraudulent experimentation.
01:54:10
And, you know, you have Kinsey.
01:54:12
This gives you real, depopulate research.
01:54:14
And people who were holding to, you know, this neo-Marxist ideology, this,
01:54:20
this oppressor oppressed mentality, you know, in the new Marxist
01:54:23
ideology, religion in and of itself, there's no absolute truth, right?
01:54:26
Religion is just the tool, that enforces the hegemonic power.
01:54:30
Right?
01:54:31
So these guys want to use this, you know, Freudian, you know, Keynesian
01:54:36
ideology to basically say, here's the truth, here's the reality.
01:54:40
It's the opposite of what you religious prudes have always said.
01:54:44
But of course, it would be, because this is science
01:54:46
and that's just science fiction.
01:54:48
You know, that you call religion, when actually the opposite is true.
01:54:52
Those guys with frauds.
01:54:54
It seems as though we're in the midst of a revolutionary moment.
01:54:56
It's the, you know, progressive movement I've read, termed them on my show
01:54:59
The Transgressions because it really isn't.
01:55:01
It really is about transgression itself.
01:55:03
It's a sin, obviously, but the basic idea is
01:55:05
the institutions are weird, but they prevent you from being truly free.
01:55:09
They don't allow you find your your subjective sense of self-worth.
01:55:11
They they tell you that you can't do things that you want to do.
01:55:13
And the only way to fight a system that oppressive is to blow it up.
01:55:15
We have to transgress all the rules.
01:55:16
So it's actually necessary to transgress all the rules.
01:55:18
Which means that the point isn't that we believe what we're doing is right.
01:55:21
It's that what you are doing is bad and wrong.
01:55:23
And so we will go out of our way
01:55:24
to do anything we can do to undermine the institutions that you promote.
01:55:27
And then
01:55:28
it sounds like Gary does it. It.
01:55:31
But that you interrupted
01:55:33
the middle of the I interrupted
01:55:37
the beginning of your sentence with the middle of mind.
01:55:41
What?
01:55:43
Okay, so you asked a question, and it was.
01:55:46
What are we sure of?
01:55:47
What are we, like, 100% certain of?
01:55:51
I said, what are you what are you are you okay?
01:55:52
So there are certain things that the certainty
01:55:56
that I was talking about was that this
01:55:59
magical ancient book is correct.
01:56:04
And it's the dogma of of,
01:56:09
blood magic
01:56:11
that, salvation and your need for salvation
01:56:16
and all those wonderful stories in the book.
01:56:20
The good. That's.
01:56:21
Yeah. Right.
01:56:22
Okay, here's that weird point.
01:56:25
Our special and made in his image.
01:56:30
Okay.
01:56:31
So you're talking about creation and what's what's
01:56:34
the point there was there painting.
01:56:36
It was
01:56:38
bad and wrong. It is.
01:56:41
Faith is the most dishonest position you can hold.
01:56:44
Really?
01:56:45
Do you do you are you faithful to your wife?
01:56:48
Yes. Do you?
01:56:50
Does that a virtue? Do you, do you find value in that?
01:56:53
Do you assume
01:56:54
that your wife is faithful to you, or know that your wife is faithful to you? Or.
01:56:57
Oh, you're you're no, I'm you're what do you use?
01:57:02
Use the word faith.
01:57:03
I'm just trying to try to.
01:57:04
Yeah. We have the word faithful.
01:57:07
And those those two words have two completely different meanings.
01:57:11
Not in this case.
01:57:13
Incorrect. We are.
01:57:15
You have faithful.
01:57:17
But I'll tell you what you mean by faith.
01:57:19
Faith is belief without evidence,
01:57:24
right?
01:57:24
When I'm your wife. My wife, I'm not.
01:57:26
If you believe without evidence, anything beyond evidence
01:57:32
removes faith.
01:57:35
So if you were to follow your wife around 24 over seven and surveil her
01:57:38
100% and say, I have faith in my wife, you're full of shit
01:57:43
and don't understand the meaning of faith.
01:57:46
Yes, you you.
01:57:47
To me, that's a great analogy of you and God.
01:57:51
Not that your wife is God, but I'm saying that
01:57:55
what you're asking for cannot exist
01:57:58
in, you know, at the same time as faith, because one removes the other.
01:58:03
So what you're asking for is a leap of fact.
01:58:08
I mean, I know what you're asking.
01:58:09
I still don't know what you're asking for.
01:58:12
I'm asking for
01:58:14
the fruit.
01:58:16
Even if it's uncomfortable.
01:58:18
So am I.
01:58:21
I know the truth.
01:58:22
I'm afraid you're on the wrong side here.
01:58:25
And by taking up the wrong side, you're you're you're fighting for the wrong side.
01:58:30
What is. What do you mean by wrong fighting? Wait.
01:58:32
What if the truth is there?
01:58:33
It is, right? You've got all the right answer.
01:58:36
Spaghetti monster.
01:58:37
Would you be okay with that?
01:58:40
Your side has all the right answers.
01:58:42
And the other side? There's 100% wrong.
01:58:44
Correct? That's.
01:58:47
And you go, oh, God, she sums it up.
01:58:50
That's exactly what he was saying. You're a fact.
01:58:53
That's exactly what Ben Shapiro was just saying.
01:58:55
Fascist.
01:58:58
I'm using the word wrong.
01:58:59
I'm just saying everybody.
01:59:00
Anything. Anybody hears anything negative.
01:59:02
Now you're Hitler and you're fascist.
01:59:04
Well, let's continue here.
01:59:05
He wanted to national religion, by the way.
01:59:10
The basic idea.
01:59:11
Just the institutions of life.
01:59:13
Can you in they prevent you from being truly free.
01:59:15
They don't allow you to find your your subjective sense of self-worth.
01:59:17
They they tell you that you can't do things that you want to do.
01:59:19
And the only way to fight a system that oppressive is to blow it up.
01:59:22
We have to transgress all the rules.
01:59:23
It it's actually necessary to transgress all the rules.
01:59:25
Which means that the point isn't that we believe what we're doing is right.
01:59:27
It's that what you are doing is bad and wrong.
01:59:29
And so we will go out of our way
01:59:30
to do anything we can do to undermine the institutions that you promote.
01:59:33
And then, of course,
01:59:34
the results are dire and their immediate, their immediate move is to blame.
01:59:37
The bigotry of the institutions
01:59:38
that they've been steadily attempting to undermine,
01:59:41
and then to establish their own institutions
01:59:43
so that they can exercise the authority that they just said last week
01:59:47
was inherently evil.
01:59:48
So what kind of institutions do you think they're seeking to set up?
01:59:51
Because it's unclear to me exactly what their utopia looks like.
01:59:54
I know that right now their first step is destroy everything, level the ground.
01:59:56
It's almost nihilistic. You know, everything he's talking about
02:00:00
versus Israel.
02:00:01
It's not in the context of atheist versus Christian or believer versus nonbeliever.
02:00:05
He's literally talking about land and Gaza versus Israel.
02:00:09
No, this is this is an older this is a this is a
02:00:12
this is a not a recent interview.
02:00:15
This is recent. It doesn't.
02:00:16
But this is the guy this guy passed away recently.
02:00:18
And this guy is very religious.
02:00:20
And so this was the point of this was to highlight religion.
02:00:24
I'm not sure when the original interview was,
02:00:29
Done.
02:00:29
But this guy is,
02:00:33
So we we botulism.
02:00:35
We have a we had an episode called nothing on and on the show.
02:00:38
Do you recall that one?
02:00:41
So nothing is a good example or any of it?
02:00:42
Of a comparison to, like, the antithesis of God.
02:00:48
Nothing is not provable in any way, shape or form.
02:00:50
Do you believe nothing exists in the sense that we went over the show?
02:00:54
I don't mean
02:00:55
that it's absence of any light or anything at all, or the glass is half
02:00:59
full of air.
02:01:00
No, nothing.
02:01:02
When about the can of beer is actually
02:01:05
the definition takes it out of existence.
02:01:09
So anything that I'm going to use as an example that it's all right.
02:01:11
All right. Do you believe in numbers.
02:01:14
Yes. Okay.
02:01:16
What does that even mean? What does it even mean?
02:01:19
There are created abstract.
02:01:20
They really don't exist.
02:01:21
We know. We can't really prove them.
02:01:24
Listen, we cannot prove numbers outside of using numbers.
02:01:28
Right?
02:01:29
It was not. I mean, you can you can
02:01:32
take it out for dollars.
02:01:33
Now, I don't I what what are you saying?
02:01:36
What are you labeling
02:01:36
my argument into your frame so that you don't have to actually answer to it?
02:01:40
You're taking up for dualism.
02:01:44
You're saying this material thing you
02:01:47
ism is you talking about mind body dualism
02:01:49
again, we.
02:01:53
Support repudiation.
02:01:56
I was waiting for that text.
02:01:57
All I got was a text about a body mind dualism
02:02:01
is physical things and nonphysical things.
02:02:05
Mind.
02:02:06
Sure, sure.
02:02:07
It's like numbers.
02:02:10
No, sir.
02:02:13
Like, I don't feel like you could say,
02:02:17
I that's another good one.
02:02:19
Do feelings exist?
02:02:21
What?
02:02:23
Because, like, do do dreams exist?
02:02:25
We can see the brain patterns, but we can't.
02:02:28
We can't really prove that a dream ever happened.
02:02:30
But they exist.
02:02:32
There's so many things in the world that are provable
02:02:36
that, I mean, sorry,
02:02:37
that exists, that are not provable.
02:02:41
But but.
02:02:42
Right.
02:02:42
We we accept them.
02:02:44
We share the fact that they exist.
02:02:45
No I'm not do that for an entity that may be greater than something
02:02:50
that's bigger than we understand.
02:02:53
I don't want to label it.
02:02:54
Right. Yeah.
02:02:55
No, no, I'm so you can argue against it.
02:02:59
But yeah.
02:03:00
You are you're certain that there's not.
02:03:02
You're certain there's nothing from my point.
02:03:04
Unless I'm misunderstanding you.
02:03:07
Even you said nothing can exist.
02:03:09
You use it to define the opposite of God when it
02:03:12
when somebody says there may be a god, you say, no, there isn't.
02:03:15
What do you what do you mean by that?
02:03:18
I mean
02:03:19
every, God that I've heard posited
02:03:24
can't be true.
02:03:25
Like, the, the tri omni thing.
02:03:29
So it would be omnipotent,
02:03:33
all powerful
02:03:35
and omni benevolent, so all powerful,
02:03:39
all knowing and and all good.
02:03:43
Those those three things can't coexist.
02:03:47
In fact,
02:03:48
all powerful can't exist.
02:03:51
That, paradoxes arise all of a sudden, like just on that one alone.
02:03:57
But those three can't exist.
02:03:59
And so I explain to you, the, the,
02:04:01
the argument from suffering and you came back with,
02:04:07
you couldn't possibly know the, the mind of God,
02:04:10
which is basically God works in mysterious ways close to what I said.
02:04:15
Okay, knowing what you said, I said that it
02:04:18
we have a short sighted, very narrow point of view of what we see.
02:04:22
And a good example would be where you kill one child
02:04:26
to save 11,000 years from now.
02:04:28
And I don't just mean butterfly effect, but obviously
02:04:30
there's something that we may not be able to see
02:04:32
could be anything, but it's a greater good.
02:04:35
And I don't just mean that this bad is eliminated, but there's no
02:04:39
possible way we could define something that's out of our realm of logic.
02:04:42
With logic within logic, it just cannot be done.
02:04:46
Now that doesn't mean automatically
02:04:48
that what I'm saying on the other side of this exists,
02:04:50
but I'm saying that you can't
02:04:51
automatically disprove and discount that it may perhaps just
02:04:56
claim that Jesus.
02:04:57
Right.
02:04:59
So your appeal to mystery
02:05:02
was exactly what I said.
02:05:05
An appeal to mystery.
02:05:10
Mystery makes
02:05:11
it sound like it'll still fit into our logical reason.
02:05:14
We just haven't come upon the answer yet.
02:05:17
I'm saying instead of saying is it blue, red, green, or yellow?
02:05:21
It's a color that we have not even seen
02:05:23
as a human to some mysteries we won't solve.
02:05:27
And if that fits into that category, fine.
02:05:30
But what if it doesn't make sense?
02:05:34
It's probably not right.
02:05:36
So if if it's not ethically or morally,
02:05:42
aligned with what
02:05:43
we would understand and define as good, then
02:05:48
it is not the product of a good deity.
02:05:52
We cannot define good.
02:05:55
Yeah, I think we can.
02:05:56
We can, because there's a, there's one person doing one action.
02:06:01
Okay.
02:06:02
If you throw this logic out, if you're throwing reason out,
02:06:05
then that's what you're
02:06:07
trying to kill as a father.
02:06:09
If there's one that I want to save and six later,
02:06:11
is that where you're taking my children to feed my one child?
02:06:14
That's my child.
02:06:15
I don't want to do that. That's not logical.
02:06:17
It's a fact.
02:06:18
That's criminal. Please don't kill children.
02:06:21
But I'm saying that all bets are off.
02:06:23
At that point, my level of good, my my
02:06:26
moral compass, if you will, is completely different.
02:06:30
Therefore, if we don't have a shared moral compass, what do you mean by good?
02:06:34
I have a hard time understanding that.
02:06:35
Again, God understands it.
02:06:37
If he exists, we will never understand that he'll kill the whole planet one day,
02:06:42
cover it with water and we'll be like, oh my God, that's so cruel.
02:06:45
I've never heard a conception of God that can exist.
02:06:48
But if you've got one that I haven't heard, may
02:06:51
we be told that I'm not the man?
02:06:54
You think I'm not the baby?
02:06:56
You exist. You're not.
02:06:56
I'm saying it's not every single one of them.
02:06:59
You're okay.
02:07:02
I, I was trying to find Brady, but I'll take you under.
02:07:06
You might need both mitigating, for me,
02:07:08
but you're not giving up on me so it doesn't work.
02:07:10
The Jew. I've got the Jew to speak for me.
02:07:13
Okay, so come with relevant clips. The.
02:07:17
Essentially, if Ryan says we're going to recommend
02:07:19
that the only things you can believe.
02:07:21
Who gave me cancer.
02:07:22
It wasn't worth if you believe in.
02:07:26
Yeah.
02:07:26
Against. Try to explain.
02:07:29
Can't unless I'm not at God's level,
02:07:33
I could never possibly understand the case that they make is essentially,
02:07:36
if you believe in religion, you're an idiot, right?
02:07:38
That the only thing you can believe in is a is a materialistic conception
02:07:41
of the universe
02:07:42
in which you're essentially preprogrammed by biology to do particular things.
02:07:46
And and your parents are a bunch of bigots.
02:07:48
Which is ironic, right?
02:07:49
Especially with all the trans stuff.
02:07:50
Yeah.
02:07:50
Because on the one hand, they want to argue that
02:07:52
on on the other hand, they want to argue that biology is irrelevant,
02:07:55
some sort of
02:07:57
materialist, but that, well, that's a burden
02:08:01
that they make is essentially you're an idiot to believe in God.
02:08:02
So how Justin comes home, comes to your house
02:08:05
and starts telling you that God doesn't exist, that the Bible
02:08:07
was written by a bunch of idiots in caves thousands of years ago.
02:08:10
How do you respond to that?
02:08:11
What you what's your chief
02:08:12
argument to to people who are purporting to object to the Bible or objecting
02:08:16
more broadly to, to the existence of God and His providence in the universe on
02:08:19
on an intellectual basis, imagine bringing your idea to life.
02:08:23
What?
02:08:25
Nothing.
02:08:25
You you know that you're I'm.
02:08:27
I'm a
02:08:29
you don't think if there's a God that invented
02:08:32
some kind of a nature or some kind of a system
02:08:35
that if there's an energy, a ying and a yang, any negative
02:08:37
or any positive energy that comes out,
02:08:39
there has to be equal and opposite negative energy to balance it out.
02:08:43
For example, like if he just made everybody live forever,
02:08:45
would you want to live on a world, a planet that had 8 trillion people
02:08:50
and there was no room to move?
02:08:51
No. You need a plan to call the herd so it's comfortable.
02:08:55
And cancer, unfortunately, is one of those things.
02:08:58
You know what another thing is species do when they get overpopulated.
02:09:01
And I'm not saying that every, every place in the world is overpopulated,
02:09:04
but humans are in very consolidated
02:09:07
condensed areas of high population.
02:09:10
You know what happens in species.
02:09:11
Anybody want to guess?
02:09:12
They go, they turn into hermaphrodites, they turn into fucking trans.
02:09:15
They turn into gay so that the population doesn't increase so much.
02:09:18
And that's what we're doing as humans now.
02:09:20
All this was now also talking about recently
02:09:24
about how, the, illegal possession of incest
02:09:32
made society go a lot further, a lot faster.
02:09:36
The societies, particularly religious ones that
02:09:41
I like, it didn't promote that.
02:09:43
If you can't have seven generations by the time you're 30,
02:09:46
you're just not in the God right now.
02:09:49
There's lots of ways, like when you have children
02:09:53
that are purebred fucking Australian Shepherd is going to have
02:09:57
it has way more.
02:10:01
Way more genetic issues than a mother on the side
02:10:05
because of a genetic
02:10:08
a similar a semblance,
02:10:11
some semblance similarity in the genetic makeup
02:10:15
just based on the fact that it is the same exact type of dog.
02:10:19
Purebred breeding with a purebred.
02:10:22
There's going to be some, relative makeup that's in there regardless.
02:10:27
And so there is a largely in society in general, whether it be,
02:10:33
health wise or just societal when it comes to families and just
02:10:40
essentially what religion is promoting most of the time.
02:10:42
But, based on just in the US alone,
02:10:48
like second cousin and third cousin, even.
02:10:53
Well, let's go back to this,
02:10:55
I'm sure this guy has eaten a shitload or two in his life, so it was.
02:10:58
I want to show them that that's all based on presuppositions.
02:11:00
Race. Right.
02:11:02
What is the last thing that I want to do
02:11:04
is get down on their level and say, oh, count on it.
02:11:08
Now he's thinking, no, I want to say to them, all of that I can't wrap.
02:11:12
You're taking leaps of faith back there in order to get you to make that argument.
02:11:16
You know, I've been tried before and they've led to catastrophe. My.
02:11:22
So he says that your presuppositions have been tried before
02:11:25
and they've led to catastrophe,
02:11:27
and your presuppositions are no different than a religious presupposition.
02:11:31
And let them continue here, things based on presuppositions as well.
02:11:34
But my presuppositions has led to Western civilization.
02:11:38
So that's the first thing that I want to say.
02:11:39
The other thing that I want to say is I'm not coming at this blind.
02:11:42
Right?
02:11:42
I choose to believe the Bible because it's a reliable collection
02:11:44
of historical documents
02:11:45
written by eyewitnesses during the lifetime of other eyewitnesses.
02:11:48
They report supernatural events that took place
02:11:49
in fulfillment of specific prophecies,
02:11:51
and they claim that the writings of divine rather than human in origin.
02:11:54
So again, this is not just, you know, close your eyes
02:11:58
and hope you feel something, you know, type stuff.
02:12:00
We do not have a God who calls upon us for blind faith.
02:12:03
We have a God who speaks.
02:12:05
We have a God who has revealed himself.
02:12:07
So those are the two things I want to do, right?
02:12:09
Number one, just, you know, get off your moral high horse
02:12:12
because you got presuppositions just like me.
02:12:14
And number two, look at what your presuppositions have wrought.
02:12:18
And then number three, let me talk to you about mine.
02:12:20
So let's talk, from.
02:12:25
Let's say you he did not say that.
02:12:29
He doesn't understand what's it
02:12:33
you you follow the facts.
02:12:34
Scientific method doesn't matter here.
02:12:42
Let's say you.
02:12:45
That's enough for.
02:12:48
From my materialistic, natural view of the universe,
02:12:53
really mean materialistic natural view.
02:12:56
What do you mean?
02:12:57
So logic and rules are tools that are built for things
02:12:59
in the measurable, observable world.
02:13:01
They're great for physics, math, science, engineering.
02:13:04
But applying those same tools to something defined as beyond proof,
02:13:08
like faith, spirit, God is a categorical mistake.
02:13:13
Yes, in that you're reading this.
02:13:16
You're you're reading it.
02:13:18
I'm not prepared at all. I didn't take notes.
02:13:20
You want to see my notebook do this?
02:13:21
I'm just curious on what you're pulling off or what is that?
02:13:23
Just the definition. Just. It's from my notes.
02:13:26
It says logic has a domain, but faith is outside of it.
02:13:29
What? That's what this is under.
02:13:31
Let's move over using constraints that don't apply to actual illogical things.
02:13:36
Like that's my whole point is
02:13:38
you want to win a debate of logic when people like faith is illogical.
02:13:43
I will never disagree with that.
02:13:44
Isn't your argument the fact that we agreed
02:13:48
isn't the fact differences is a living made of what it is, isn't it?
02:13:52
The fact that the sun is made, what is made of what it is burning is how it has.
02:13:55
It is as large as it is and is as far away as it is.
02:13:59
Isn't that a logical just right there?
02:14:01
And we can see that every day?
02:14:03
No. Going to use the speed of light as a measurement in scientific fact
02:14:06
that we can prove exactly how far away and why things are happening.
02:14:09
We can predict weather and science is so great.
02:14:12
But if we look at science from now to a little bit
02:14:13
farther, we'll be like, wow, we were so wrong.
02:14:15
We may even find that we did
02:14:16
scientifically discover God at one point, and then you'll be like, yep, I believe.
02:14:21
Yeah, sure.
02:14:22
Even with these, even with these ups and the fact that the government
02:14:26
is saying that there that there's smoking reports that are saying that
02:14:30
they're multi-dimensional beings, like, what does that mean?
02:14:33
What do you see?
02:14:34
You take that.
02:14:35
How do you see the what's the next be on?
02:14:38
Why can't there be a dimension to this?
02:14:41
Why can't the dimension is just anything.
02:14:43
We don't understand it.
02:14:45
The dimension below and it'll change.
02:14:47
There's a. We thought planets and stars were different.
02:14:49
Now they just discovered a planet
02:14:51
that's literally turning into a star real close to us.
02:14:54
It's gaining mass and doing things that a planet has never done before.
02:14:58
They don't know why. They don't know what.
02:15:00
There's another thing that's coming at us.
02:15:03
We talked about that.
02:15:04
You've heard that before.
02:15:06
We got to cover that.
02:15:07
I have a whole thing on there.
02:15:08
We got to cover that. But
02:15:10
but it's definitely, anti entire,
02:15:15
anti-religion
02:15:17
your pro religion argument that was
02:15:20
if it makes people act right, why why not just leave it alone?
02:15:25
My argument against that is
02:15:28
why act ethically for bad reasons,
02:15:33
when you could act ethically for good reasons.
02:15:38
But why?
02:15:38
Why even that's the secret society right there.
02:15:42
You get people to act for no reason. Just act good.
02:15:45
No surveillance, nobody watching you but interacting with you, spinning
02:15:50
when you when you get people to to like not think.
02:15:55
And we've all seen it. Yeah. Exactly.
02:15:57
It is a dangerous thing when you get people to not think.
02:16:00
Yeah.
02:16:00
So I want some kind of training as they grow up, some kind of
02:16:03
shared morals, values and get people to not think about like moral values.
02:16:06
That's the whole basis.
02:16:08
But some religions may have may make you do some pretty cool shit
02:16:12
in the name of religion.
02:16:13
And this is another example.
02:16:16
Use atheism almost refutes any kind of moral value
02:16:20
that you could just get away with anything because there's no consequence.
02:16:24
Oh, I like this. Okay, good.
02:16:28
Okay, so
02:16:29
I think if you're talking about objective morality
02:16:32
and that can exist, it's subjective by definition
02:16:35
and injective.
02:16:39
What's that called?
02:16:39
Divine?
02:16:41
Morality theory.
02:16:44
It's basically whatever God does is right.
02:16:46
Even if it's genocide or.
02:16:48
Yeah.
02:16:49
No, I don't agree with that.
02:16:52
So, but I know they believe that
02:16:55
stories are good or or
02:16:57
if you're, you daughter shows up to a wedding night.
02:17:01
She's not a virgin.
02:17:02
Then she's supposed to be, stoned on your porch.
02:17:06
That's in the Bible, but we
02:17:09
we disregard that because it's immoral.
02:17:13
But but so we're drawing testaments.
02:17:15
Testament's been replaced with the new.
02:17:17
The old promise has been replaced with a new promise.
02:17:19
So you can't quote the Old Testament anymore.
02:17:24
Okay, I've
02:17:24
seen stoning women, and I mean, you can, but it doesn't hold up
02:17:28
the new people in the world and it tells you how to treat your slaves.
02:17:32
Well, slavery is wrong.
02:17:34
So. Right. That's a good example.
02:17:36
We're drawing our morality by
02:17:40
drawing from something other than the book,
02:17:43
and then judging what the book says based on that.
02:17:46
So, it's millions of years ago, horse drawn buggies
02:17:52
about horses let you assess altruism
02:17:56
and ethical behavior because it's
02:17:59
been a good boy
02:18:01
is good and healthy for all of us.
02:18:05
And, that's not true.
02:18:06
Across borders, there's deviance.
02:18:08
And, there always have been, and there always will be.
02:18:12
But, offering a bad reason
02:18:17
to act ethically
02:18:20
when there are good reasons on offer
02:18:23
doesn't make sense to me, but it does lead to,
02:18:28
you know, in a society with no consequences.
02:18:31
What are the bad reasons?
02:18:34
Bad reasons to believe things that aren't true?
02:18:38
I don't know, I, I haven't played that.
02:18:41
Now, the other thing is, if you're demonstrably gullible,
02:18:46
then then the news media can throw anything at us.
02:18:49
Like we got to wear a mask because it'll, reduce the curve
02:18:53
of this Covid thing, and then people will become
02:18:57
say, well, the mask didn't reduce the curve,
02:18:59
and you still have 60% of the population
02:19:03
that believes the first thing and didn't even catch the second thing.
02:19:07
It's ridiculous.
02:19:09
You said cognitive dissonance.
02:19:11
We fooled me, Jerry.
02:19:13
I assume everybody's innocent.
02:19:15
I know what it means. You have to explain.
02:19:17
I assume everybody's going to drive on the right side of the road.
02:19:20
But I never even give a thought that 99% of them are on some severe
02:19:24
pharmaceutical drugs that make them.
02:19:27
Well, they got to be pharmaceutical.
02:19:31
All right.
02:19:31
You know that 100%. If it's all drugs.
02:19:35
But so I don't even think about I don't even think about that doesn't
02:19:38
even exist to me when I drive.
02:19:39
I just think they're going to stay on the right side of the ledger and live.
02:19:42
This week we will be doing drugs.
02:19:45
You heard me right.
02:19:46
Drugs.
02:19:50
We should have had chitlins.
02:19:53
I've never had chitlins doing children.
02:19:55
I've never had that.
02:19:57
I've never had bones.
02:19:58
I don't think I ever collard greens
02:20:01
finish up this segment.
02:20:02
This is Ben Shapiro arguing for your side and then refuting
02:20:06
I guess, or at least given this guy, I think this guy refutes that actually.
02:20:09
But from the other point of view, I'm going to play atheist for a second.
02:20:11
I'm gonna steal me on this thing.
02:20:12
And we'll talk about the argument against religion.
02:20:15
So the one that's most common, made by Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins
02:20:18
essentially, is that religion has caused enormous amounts of human suffering,
02:20:21
that you have wars on the on the basis of religion that have killed
02:20:24
tens of millions of people over the course of history,
02:20:25
that that religious
02:20:26
bigotry leads to intolerance, which leads to violence and and oppression.
02:20:31
How do you how do you respond to that?
02:20:32
I respond,
02:20:33
you usually don't bring up any of those in your argument towards religion.
02:20:36
You do
02:20:37
know I have a great response to that, but I should we listen to his first mind?
02:20:41
Yeah, because this guy, yeah, he's he speaks well by saying it.
02:20:45
So I, I respond by saying, just let me the world harder think first.
02:20:49
Where are the most freest, the free people in the world,
02:20:52
the most prosperous people in the world
02:20:53
where they forgot greatest levels of religious freedom in the world?
02:20:57
Where is that after Western civilization?
02:20:59
And what built Western civilization?
02:21:01
After Bible built Western civilization?
02:21:03
So that was false. It was. Let's face obvious.
02:21:05
We sit here, you know, you, as as an Orthodox Jew, right?
02:21:10
Others, you know, I was writing in and I see other,
02:21:12
you know, houses of worship and things like that. Yeah.
02:21:14
I mean, I've been to the Middle East,
02:21:16
I've had the opportunity to preach in the Middle East,
02:21:18
and you get to go to a compound somewhere, right?
02:21:21
I got you, but you better not unless you can,
02:21:24
you know, whatever it is that you're doing as a Christian,
02:21:25
you at least to go to the good work.
02:21:26
You know, I don't even like I, And again.
02:21:29
So it's so obvious, you know, it's so obvious.
02:21:33
And the other thing that I want to do is I want to push back on that.
02:21:35
And I want to say, you know what?
02:21:36
You don't get to play that game. Religion is too broad.
02:21:39
You can call anything religion and then blame religion for whatever
02:21:43
you want to blame it for.
02:21:44
Don't talk to me about religion writ large.
02:21:46
I'm talking to you about my faith.
02:21:48
I'm talking to you as a Christian.
02:21:50
You see,
02:21:50
once we do that, then because a lot of the stuff that they're talking about has
02:21:54
absolutely nothing to do with this world that we live in, with this, environment
02:21:58
that we live in, and with the amazing freedoms and liberties that we enjoy,
02:22:02
specifically because of the religion that made this culture.
02:22:04
So another argument that that frequently comes up is the miracle argument, right?
02:22:07
You guys believe in a bunch of documents.
02:22:08
They contain in them a bunch of physical impossibilities.
02:22:11
You've never seen a person turn water into wine.
02:22:13
You've seen anybody walk on water.
02:22:14
You've never seen a revelation on a mountain?
02:22:15
No, never seen any of this sort of stuff.
02:22:17
So why would you believe a document that explains
02:22:18
that all of these miraculous things occurred?
02:22:20
And how literally do I take it literally, if we don't take it literally?
02:22:22
Does that mean that we can take everything out literally in the Bible?
02:22:24
Yeah, a couple of things.
02:22:26
Number one, get off your moral high horse
02:22:27
because you believe in a big bang and you've never seen one.
02:22:30
Well, it sounds like instantly,
02:22:33
secondly, I take the Bible literally where I'm supposed to write.
02:22:36
So when the Bible says that I should not kill,
02:22:39
I believe that no matter how much you annoy me, I shouldn't snuff you out.
02:22:42
I thought it was murder. Don't kill wing.
02:22:44
I don't believe that. Makes me a big chicken. Right.
02:22:46
So again, it's a document.
02:22:49
It's me with his wings. I don't believe a pill.
02:22:51
I believe, but no matter how much you annoy me, I shouldn't snuff you out.
02:22:55
When it says that God covers me with his wings.
02:22:57
I don't believe that makes him a big chicken.
02:22:58
Right.
02:22:59
So again, it's a document.
02:23:01
It's literature.
02:23:02
And anybody who's me, that is not chicken is not sure.
02:23:05
Seriously.
02:23:06
The other thing is, if you look at, literary criticism,
02:23:10
there is no department at any university anywhere in the world.
02:23:15
You can you can talk about English Lit, you can talk about, you know,
02:23:18
whatever kind of literature that you want.
02:23:21
None of them have the level of literary criticism
02:23:25
that departments of biblical Studies do.
02:23:28
It's not even close.
02:23:29
Nobody is more serious about tracing the origins
02:23:32
and the authenticity of their documents than those of us who believe the Bible.
02:23:36
Okay, so one more argument.
02:23:38
The, the the Bible contains all sorts of,
02:23:40
descriptions of supernatural characters that you can restrict ourselves.
02:23:43
There's talk about in the Old Testament.
02:23:45
Sometimes it's considered the adversary.
02:23:47
The picture of the devil is a little different
02:23:49
in the Christian picture of the devil.
02:23:50
So how are we supposed to take that sort of stuff seriously?
02:23:53
The idea that there
02:23:54
may maybe demons or angels or or devils or how should we take that seriously?
02:23:58
How do you read that?
02:23:59
So absolutely. Take that seriously for a couple of reasons.
02:24:01
Number one, there are things that happen in this world that are absolutely evil.
02:24:06
There is real evil.
02:24:07
I mean, right now
02:24:08
we're talking about this guy in Idaho who just murdered four college students.
02:24:12
You know, look at the Holocaust.
02:24:14
There is real evil in the world.
02:24:17
The other thing is, if you have a problem with the idea of the immaterial,
02:24:20
what do you do with your own mind?
02:24:23
You know, I'm not talking about your brain, right?
02:24:25
I'm talking about your mind.
02:24:27
So if you have a problem with the idea that there's an immaterial world,
02:24:29
then you got much bigger problems than me believing in real evil or real Satan.
02:24:35
The real. You can't even explain your own mind.
02:24:38
So never will be. It will be.
02:24:41
I don't think.
02:24:42
But every state has has a associated brain state
02:24:46
and that is physical.
02:24:52
Yeah.
02:24:53
What about our remote viewing?
02:24:56
That it could have something to do with waves
02:25:00
because your your brain being an antenna.
02:25:03
Well, pineal gland.
02:25:06
Well, it's power to your brain is an antenna when it's not powered, it's
02:25:08
just done.
02:25:09
Simulation glitch. Oh.
02:25:13
I've got more for Brady though.
02:25:15
From from last week. Bring it home.
02:25:20
Okay.
02:25:21
Yeah.
02:25:21
Well, I'm going to I'm going to put aside the comfortable lies
02:25:26
and go back to what you were saying last week about my, emerald tablets.
02:25:31
I would rather see the, what's it called?
02:25:38
Lapis lazuli, tablets of, inky and then.
02:25:44
Well, then, then the devil tablets of thought.
02:25:48
Now that's a Billy Carson thing.
02:25:51
I'm actually getting my, ad anarchy story
02:25:55
from the work of Zechariah Sitchin translating cuneiform tablets.
02:26:01
So it's a slightly different thing.
02:26:03
It's not the emerald tablets, it's the it's it predates source.
02:26:09
But that's where you get as above, so below from.
02:26:12
Yeah. Yeah it is. Yes. Yes.
02:26:14
That's that was that was my only reference and joke about it right.
02:26:18
Yeah. Yeah.
02:26:19
But no, that's Billy Carson and he's a, he's whack doodle nut job.
02:26:24
Crazy motherfucker.
02:26:25
Yeah, he sounds though.
02:26:27
He, he has big words.
02:26:28
And if you're even more of an idiot than him.
02:26:31
So easy.
02:26:32
Like the he's like the actor.
02:26:34
He's just like the other actor that did the same shit.
02:26:36
I believed it when I first heard it.
02:26:38
I was like, dude, yeah, he's in it.
02:26:39
He has some kind of energy fucking thing.
02:26:41
Yeah, he's easy to fall for, but we're we're real prone to fall for
02:26:47
that kind of superstitious crap
02:26:50
because of the indoctrination we receive
02:26:54
from our youth, from the religious side.
02:26:58
Oh, so me, I don't you feel like everything indoctrinated.
02:27:02
So like any, any, anything and everything.
02:27:04
That's why no matter what, the human being is susceptible to indoctrination.
02:27:08
Can we agree?
02:27:09
Yeah. Okay.
02:27:10
So if we don't like as me as some, I was like, oh, wait a minute,
02:27:14
I got a great plan.
02:27:15
I'm going to come up with an imaginary king in the sky that's going to give me
02:27:19
power over this dude who's been the king for fucking 300 years.
02:27:23
Yeah, couldn't do religion.
02:27:26
I'm pretty sure that may been what happened.
02:27:29
But your perspective. But.
02:27:32
So that alone gives religion purpose.
02:27:34
Therefore it's a valuable, real thing that needs to exist.
02:27:38
Because if you don't want to believe in a mystical,
02:27:41
I'm going to say Spaghetti Monster
02:27:42
just because I don't want to exclude any religion.
02:27:45
Yeah.
02:27:46
Which man do you want to follow?
02:27:47
Everything. The lead.
02:27:48
The whole entire globe. One man.
02:27:50
You got to pick them right now.
02:27:51
Because if we don't have somebody like God to, you know, like there's a hey,
02:27:54
there's a turd.
02:27:55
The punchbowl girl, he's not following the plan.
02:27:58
Then who do you want to lead?
02:27:59
Trump?
02:28:01
My dad.
02:28:04
I do you trust your dad
02:28:06
to make every decision for every being on the planet?
02:28:09
Yeah, absolutely.
02:28:11
He's actually lost the stuff.
02:28:13
I guess I guess I don't mean.
02:28:16
Do you get my point, though?
02:28:17
Like, I kind of like being able to have my own agency
02:28:21
backed up by some magic spaghetti monster over any other human being in the world.
02:28:25
That's a that's not a and I'm not that smart.
02:28:27
I'm below average.
02:28:29
I know, I know, it's the whole wise thing.
02:28:32
It's a it's a help.
02:28:34
What is the action?
02:28:36
It's a helpful it it's useful,
02:28:39
but it's not true.
02:28:43
But my thing, I,
02:28:44
another objection you had.
02:28:48
I'm replacing the the the
02:28:51
the majesty and the splendor and the,
02:28:54
the camaraderie and the pageantry and,
02:29:00
and, like, the ceremony with nothing, basically.
02:29:05
But but hear me out there. There are
02:29:08
philosophical societies or scientific groups.
02:29:12
There are other things that if we just invested
02:29:17
a fraction of the amount of time and energy we waste on this nonsense,
02:29:22
10% that that they would,
02:29:25
oh, we're tithing now.
02:29:28
No, I just you you the amount we waste
02:29:31
as the less understood, the amount we waste on this could be averaged
02:29:37
out to about 10%, because that's what most religions ask for.
02:29:42
All right. Yeah.
02:29:44
And that would,
02:29:45
it would just be so much more useful if we, we, we put our resources
02:29:51
towards something real instead of something imaginary,
02:29:55
even though the imaginary would have to be
02:29:58
more useful to
02:30:00
to back something real, like churches
02:30:03
versus imaginary churches, regardless of of their point
02:30:07
in their dogma, doing very, very tangible things.
02:30:10
Religious.
02:30:11
Are you saying churches don't do useful, purposeful things outside of magic?
02:30:18
Is the
02:30:19
interpretation of this world viewing I just mentioned,
02:30:23
I just listed all six things that they do
02:30:25
charity, tangible things that they do do in the world.
02:30:29
They do charity.
02:30:30
And they they sure, they raise funds for good causes.
02:30:34
So but then you immediately ask like, why would they be good?
02:30:38
You know, if we invest, why don't we channel
02:30:42
that through something real instead of like what?
02:30:46
About, the Philosophical Society?
02:30:49
How about, a scientific research team or, like, someone with common interest,
02:30:54
the book club? I don't care something.
02:30:57
Don't how what how much of that do you invest your money in?
02:31:01
Because, I mean, I,
02:31:02
I don't even I don't even do the 10% because I didn't do the 10%.
02:31:05
My church excommunicated me.
02:31:07
How about that?
02:31:08
Oh, not in a formal in a formal letter.
02:31:11
And how they didn't, I don't they did.
02:31:14
It's a company.
02:31:16
I didn't mean that.
02:31:17
I donated to Martin's place
02:31:19
for animals yesterday.
02:31:23
And it wasn't the minimum donation.
02:31:26
I just had to make sure you note that down
02:31:30
for tax purposes, up to $500 cash donation.
02:31:33
I mean, you know, obviously don't just make a number out of thin air.
02:31:35
$500, but, no, it was 20 bucks.
02:31:38
And I'm not going to give any, any charities, any of my, my make up,
02:31:42
make it up.
02:31:42
I wouldn't even guess who's I could watch my favorite show.
02:31:46
I'm cheesy.
02:31:47
I don't know if it's a business.
02:31:48
Very business.
02:31:49
Business is good for the show.
02:31:52
That's very interesting.
02:31:55
Can you write it off?
02:31:56
I do expense for the show.
02:32:00
I'm just going to hit the button.
02:32:04
We are not an organization or account in any way.
02:32:07
Please do not take this as tax advice.
02:32:09
Please file your taxes and the IRS is God.
02:32:11
If you don't believe in God, believe in the fucking IRS.
02:32:17
Okay, so.
02:32:22
I'm just concerned
02:32:24
that this comforting lie
02:32:27
is replacing the the uncomfortable truth
02:32:31
and this magical,
02:32:36
superstitious thinking is replacing scientific literacy.
02:32:40
I mean, we're going to get to this check a shred and.
02:32:44
Hey, man, come on.
02:32:45
Yeah, yeah, you're watching on the screen behind, like, in front of you
02:32:50
from behind.
02:32:51
You're like, the Saint.
02:32:52
You're watching the same thing I am.
02:32:54
But that's not behind you. That's what.
02:32:58
Just fucking good.
02:32:59
Yeah. Wonder how old she is.
02:33:01
Oh, dear.
02:33:03
But not sometimes.
02:33:04
These fucking no don't explain.
02:33:06
Can explain it more. Don't don't explain it.
02:33:09
Oh, she got a tattoo.
02:33:10
She's got to be at least 18. So,
02:33:14
they have tattoos, right?
02:33:15
Yeah. You can get them if they've got tattoos.
02:33:18
I mean, they're 18.
02:33:19
Could be a temporary grass on the field table.
02:33:22
All right.
02:33:23
Yeah, yeah, I just sorry. What's your.
02:33:26
So what's your Mount Rushmore?
02:33:28
Of pedophile ages.
02:33:30
Ages 11, 12, 13.
02:33:32
Hahaha.
02:33:33
It's 1415, 14
02:33:38
and then seven.
02:33:41
What's the best thing about it?
02:33:42
Having an eight year old boy in the shower with his hair slicked back.
02:33:47
He looks six.
02:33:48
He's on my Mount Rushmore of Bible figures.
02:33:51
What's the best thing about 38 year olds
02:33:54
when his hair slicked back?
02:33:56
I don't know, it's 30.
02:33:57
Put them on the Mount Rushmore just because of how influential they are.
02:34:02
All I know is root much more up there, man.
02:34:05
Who know much more.
02:34:08
I'm going to still try and get the, you neck video.
02:34:10
We don't have to get political about it.
02:34:12
I just want to watch it and reminisce with Stefan and Luke.
02:34:15
Right?
02:34:16
Yeah.
02:34:16
Is that was that really was that was really the for
02:34:21
rent. Get it out.
02:34:22
You can do it. Get it. Yeah. But
02:34:24
Will was looking for an apartment
02:34:27
because he wants to move out of my guest bedroom, which is where he is.
02:34:31
Right now.
02:34:32
I see that's why always be a plan.
02:34:35
This is your guest bedroom.
02:34:37
He moved in last night. It like squalor.
02:34:40
It is now in there?
02:34:41
Yes. It is abject squalor.
02:34:44
Wow, it is now been 11 months.
02:34:47
It is time to move out of your friend, your buddy's house.
02:34:50
You know, we had a whole show about that.
02:34:53
It's like the guy who.
02:34:54
Who sleeps on your couch and.
02:34:57
Hi, guys.
02:34:58
And that's. That's where he lives from.
02:35:00
Now on, there's ways you can make it more uncomfortable without being unfriendly.
02:35:05
I've done that with cider.
02:35:08
You stick to cider on will.
02:35:10
Wait. What? No, I said
02:35:13
in the back story, for for cider for first.
02:35:17
Yeah. And I said, okay, you're right.
02:35:19
I'm not taking you out, but I am kicking you outside
02:35:24
like you're no back to the apartment.
02:35:27
That's mighty so knew where you were and it would have been perfect.
02:35:31
It's a great location under $1,000 a month.
02:35:34
Can we pull the can we pull those pictures up at all or.
02:35:38
Yeah, it's on Facebook.
02:35:39
Can you have you looked at it?
02:35:40
Can you tell if by some formatting had been
02:35:44
it looks like they did a bang up job.
02:35:47
It looks great. Paint.
02:35:48
Oh you're talking about.
02:35:51
Yes I see clear fresh paint.
02:35:54
It's been ten years.
02:35:55
It's had two different, tenants that I know of.
02:35:59
And I want to look out.
02:36:00
And do you want to go tell them or should I?
02:36:03
But it was just the tenant. Hi.
02:36:07
You don't know me, but I just want to let you know, a few years ago, my friend,
02:36:10
and then just leave.
02:36:12
Yeah. Yeah.
02:36:13
Like right there and there.
02:36:15
Right there. Oh, I obviously I'm joking.
02:36:17
That is a shitty prank.
02:36:18
That's like sticking somebody with needles. Did you hear about that? Boy?
02:36:21
Someone's going around and sticking somebody with a needle.
02:36:24
They remember that was.
02:36:25
That was the thing that's empty.
02:36:26
They're spending six months in jail just in case.
02:36:29
Don't. Don't do shit like that.
02:36:32
Is it really dangerous if you inject over there?
02:36:35
Would you would you be able to stay at the apartment?
02:36:36
Yeah. If somebody told you that someone.
02:36:39
The attack is on the rent.
02:36:41
Depends on the rent.
02:36:43
No. Depends on
02:36:44
if you believe in superstitious nonsense.
02:36:47
There's no ghost voice is not on it.
02:36:49
Yeah.
02:36:50
What if you were sitting there?
02:36:51
You'd be like, would you?
02:36:54
What's in my brain is real.
02:36:55
What's in my pants is real.
02:36:58
If I.
02:36:58
If you think.
02:36:59
If you think there's a monster under your bed.
02:37:01
No. See, this is part of the thing where it's beyond reality and beyond logic.
02:37:05
So you say, I want to stay in Stefan's apartment.
02:37:08
You're. You're literally right.
02:37:10
There's no magic and stuff when you.
02:37:12
No, no, no haunting or whatever, but if I stayed in that apartment,
02:37:16
I'm not going to say I'm a weak man or strong man.
02:37:18
That has nothing to do with it. It would bother the fuck out of me,
02:37:21
I would think. Good memories from that place.
02:37:25
The I'm I'm weak.
02:37:26
And then I would think about it.
02:37:28
The only good memories from that place of it would make it reality.
02:37:33
Except for that one memory, though, and I done that one memory.
02:37:37
I would remember that.
02:37:39
I know, but it was it happened there.
02:37:41
So you would sit there and just go, okay, you just think about it too much.
02:37:45
Whether you liked it or not, you would at least it would consume your
02:37:48
a lot of your thoughts. Right?
02:37:51
So Ryan said, look at Mother Teresa received
02:37:53
billions in donations, promoted suffering as closeness to God.
02:37:56
Lots of pastors do that while they steal from the congregation
02:38:00
instead of actually helping people in their hospitals.
02:38:02
And again, I think that's just evil.
02:38:05
Just because just because she was Mother Teresa
02:38:07
and she was graced and blessed from other men
02:38:11
doesn't mean she was perfect, because as far as the believers believe,
02:38:13
there was only one person that achieved the perfection of
02:38:16
doing the right thing in their entire life.
02:38:18
That's why she was just Mother Teresa. God doesn't get.
02:38:21
She could get. Yeah, because she was a woman.
02:38:24
I don't listen to no women.
02:38:25
By the way.
02:38:28
By the way,
02:38:29
Joel Osteen is worth $100 million.
02:38:32
Kenneth Copeland's worth $400 million. So.
02:38:35
But is the world to eyes where people are taking advantage?
02:38:38
There's scum on earth that are.
02:38:39
What is Bale literally stealing millions from people and a deity
02:38:44
or some type of a greater existence exists, and that's just not possible
02:38:48
because one does not exclusively withhold or hold the other.
02:38:53
I mean.
02:38:55
Yeah, like I like that like a greater explanation.
02:38:57
There can't be you can't just consider
02:38:59
that there can't be a greater explanation of what's going on here.
02:39:03
Sure.
02:39:04
But it doesn't affect us.
02:39:06
And as long as it doesn't affect it, it's
02:39:08
it's only
02:39:10
a matter.
02:39:12
It's not real to us.
02:39:14
What if I don't know any person and I manifest some insanity,
02:39:17
and then I inflict that insanity on you?
02:39:21
How does that not affect you?
02:39:23
That I think you're proving my point.
02:39:27
I am.
02:39:28
I'm arguing against George at the moment.
02:39:30
Well, I don't need your help.
02:39:32
Don't draw. Okay? You have to get up.
02:39:35
You guys have to gang up on me or it's not fair.
02:39:39
Dude, you're still.
02:39:40
You haven't argued anything against what I.
02:39:43
It you're just like, nope.
02:39:46
Oh, yeah. I took that away.
02:39:48
And the only answer was to recognize that and then end it.
02:39:51
But you couldn't.
02:39:52
You still had to say no. I told you up.
02:39:55
I don't even
02:39:57
I can't, I am arguing against
02:40:00
what I see as wrong with greater harms.
02:40:05
And again, the odds of what what we're dealing with here.
02:40:09
So the argument of religion, right.
02:40:11
The detriment.
02:40:12
Yes. Oh, it's not a religion.
02:40:14
It's it's this, this spiritual supernatural this around is going on here.
02:40:20
You see this?
02:40:21
Yeah.
02:40:21
I see what we're doing here.
02:40:23
This is a fucking miracle. Is it? Is it?
02:40:28
It's not you.
02:40:28
It's. Amen. You were.
02:40:30
You were shaking the camera with your hand.
02:40:33
I explain everything that we're doing here, and you and me and I and this.
02:40:36
Like all this.
02:40:37
Like how?
02:40:37
Like these objects and like, how do you explain all this?
02:40:40
It's amazing.
02:40:42
The computer's putting in the little packets.
02:40:44
The packets are sending it to another room.
02:40:45
Yeah, there's another louder. It's a long.
02:40:49
How do you explain it?
02:40:50
I'm standing on the shoulders of giants.
02:40:52
No, al Gore, explain it.
02:40:53
It's a series of giants.
02:40:58
The giants.
02:40:58
Giants that you speak of.
02:41:00
Who are the Giants are standing on the shoulders of? Who are they?
02:41:02
Do you have time to talk about three I am. What is it?
02:41:05
Who is it?
02:41:05
Who is it?
02:41:06
You speak up. You remember the polymaths?
02:41:10
Oh, you were once you.
02:41:12
Oh, you were in the elevator for that?
02:41:15
You say a second, I just don't I don't think I.
02:41:17
I'm not.
02:41:18
I'm hetero math, not poly man.
02:41:21
Yeah.
02:41:22
Polymath.
02:41:24
Multiple subject genius of this fucking dude.
02:41:27
He's fucking shredding.
02:41:29
That's how we continue.
02:41:31
Oh. I'm listening. Squirrel.
02:41:32
Oh, we got the X-Games.
02:41:33
We got it all going on here.
02:41:36
Highlights. See what?
02:41:37
Look at that shit. Ooh.
02:41:40
Continue to lose track to track shot.
02:41:42
Subscribe to follow. Subscribe.
02:41:43
We need more subscribers. What?
02:41:46
We weird.
02:41:46
We have to. So,
02:41:49
your streaming.
02:41:50
I wanted to mention the,
02:41:53
the merch store, star.
02:41:55
Com for. I ran Star Chrome.
02:41:58
Next order of for merch.
02:42:00
Also gets a handwritten, you know,
02:42:06
banana bread recipe.
02:42:08
Just so you don't do that banana
02:42:11
with the QR handwritten at the phone by me.
02:42:15
Explain that.
02:42:17
I literally explained it to my girlfriend on the way here because she
02:42:20
she bought these big ass zucchinis from the farmers market.
02:42:23
Is that what makes you kiwi bread?
02:42:25
But she actually said banana bread for some reason.
02:42:27
I'm like, wait, you're making banana bread?
02:42:29
And, And she goes and she goes, no zucchini bread.
02:42:32
I go, oh, okay.
02:42:33
Because I thought it was maybe Hitler's banana bread recipe.
02:42:35
And she, I sort of explain it, but I just did a
02:42:39
yeah, it looks very retro.
02:42:41
Hitler does have good banana bread.
02:42:46
As we have a question is which banana bread is banana bread?
02:42:51
It was banana bread is the best.
02:42:55
It was banana bread is the best.
02:42:57
If you had the best banana bread recipe, would you eat it?
02:42:59
Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.
02:43:01
So if if religion had the best outcome for society, would you not just follow it?
02:43:07
No. My mad. Yeah. What?
02:43:10
Why not?
02:43:11
Because one is based on logic and reason and the other one isn't.
02:43:15
Yeah.
02:43:16
And then the other handler is a terrible person that Hitler.
02:43:20
Even if you want to condemn religion,
02:43:23
I'm pretty sure it was brownies or fruit.
02:43:26
Yeah, it was banana bread.
02:43:27
I give both.
02:43:29
The truth doesn't matter.
02:43:30
I'm staying on this on the top.
02:43:34
I think I think it does.
02:43:38
What does he do to you?
02:43:40
That's a selfish. That's a that's not.
02:43:41
That's not altruistic at all.
02:43:44
Okay, I've got one more here.
02:43:46
Here's the example.
02:43:47
If I may, if a man cheats on his wife, he gets his virtue
02:43:52
by, like, asking for forgiveness and confiding in her.
02:43:55
But it would have been better off just to not say anything at all
02:43:58
if she would never finds out.
02:44:00
Knows about it is better for her feelings.
02:44:03
The truth would actually be worse.
02:44:06
What are you trying to say?
02:44:08
Oh, silence.
02:44:09
This is Brady. Mrs. Brady, don't watch this show.
02:44:11
I'm not saying anything.
02:44:13
I don't know what you're talking about.
02:44:16
What if you go back to the Stonehenge
02:44:20
and the antique cathedral mechanism all have in common?
02:44:24
Stonehenge?
02:44:26
You just said them go back.
02:44:27
We taffy and the answer religious that every single civilization
02:44:32
that that created those had religion involved in them.
02:44:36
Antique cathedra that was Greek.
02:44:39
They were, they had a religion that was polytheistic.
02:44:46
It was, pagan.
02:44:48
So, yeah.
02:44:49
Stonehenge, those are, far as we can tell.
02:44:53
Either Vikings or like,
02:44:57
a Germanic tribes
02:45:00
or quite possibly ancient by the Celts.
02:45:05
So and we're not sure exactly who built that.
02:45:08
And we have no idea who built Gobekli Tappy,
02:45:12
but they're all they all have celestial alignment.
02:45:16
And, they show us that the, the great year,
02:45:20
the 12,800 years that that separate
02:45:24
the giant calamities that befall us.
02:45:29
So what's happening here is every 12,800 years, the Earth
02:45:34
passes through a part of the galaxy
02:45:37
with a lot of debris, and it pummels the Earth,
02:45:41
and it destroys the Earth in fire and or water.
02:45:45
And that's where we get our flood myths.
02:45:48
And, the fire one is interesting because it ends up being fire from the sky.
02:45:52
The asteroids burn up in our
02:45:54
in the atmosphere and actually cause giant forest fires.
02:45:57
And so every 12,800 years, archeologists
02:46:00
find this layer of ash
02:46:03
where life had the you know, the bottleneck middle is through
02:46:08
and the antiserum mechanism, Gobekli, Pepi
02:46:13
and Stonehenge are all warnings
02:46:16
telling us this is going to happen.
02:46:19
And it's a guess what?
02:46:21
It's coming. It's coming.
02:46:28
Live now to a story that we have been monitoring for months.
02:46:31
If you regularly watch Finnerty, you will be familiar with this next story
02:46:35
right now as we speak.
02:46:37
Three Atlas, an enormous glowing object the size of Manhattan, is speeding
02:46:42
toward Earth on what appears to be a planned, coordinated trajectory.
02:46:46
It's going so fast that you can fly planned
02:46:49
to Los Angeles in a planned one minutes to.
02:46:52
Well, scientists say that it's just a comet.
02:46:55
Of course they're going to say that, but it's doing things that comets
02:46:58
just don't do. No comet we've ever seen it.
02:47:01
So what?
02:47:02
This thing 97 wanting us.
02:47:03
Now to answer that question, Harvard astrophysicist
02:47:06
I windshield wipers member of the House oversight.
02:47:08
Oh, we got an astrophysicist. Okay.
02:47:10
In the US hearings just last month.
02:47:12
Tennessee Congressman Tim Burchett.
02:47:14
Gentlemen, great to have you back on Doctor Loeb.
02:47:16
I want to I don't trust the congressman.
02:47:17
But third is an important date in this.
02:47:20
But he's in his debt saga.
02:47:22
Why is today so important?
02:47:23
And what are we missing? Every man.
02:47:25
You have to believe him for a simple reason.
02:47:27
A picture is worth a thousand words, and.
02:47:31
And he's got an ax.
02:47:32
And I trust this guy, and it looks totally different suit to us
02:47:35
when it comes within 29,000,000km from Mars, there are several orbiters.
02:47:41
One that was deployed by NASA around Mars, and it has a camera.
02:47:46
This camera is called High Rise that will be able to resolve
02:47:50
three Atlas with a 30 kilometer pixel resolution.
02:47:55
So we will learn much more about it, in the coming days.
02:47:59
And hopefully the data will be so allegedly, we got these close pictures
02:48:03
four days ago because we can learn from evidence.
02:48:05
Like I said, there are seven anomalies of this terrain.
02:48:09
It is way different than the other shit that's going on around it.
02:48:12
Just wait for it to the size of Manhattan Island.
02:48:15
About a thousand times more massive than the previous, interstellar comet.
02:48:21
About 33 billion tons, at least.
02:48:24
That mass there is.
02:48:26
There was a jet, coming out of this object towards the sun.
02:48:30
Unlike a cometary tail that usually goes away from the sun,
02:48:33
there was an unusual chemical composition containing mostly nickel without iron.
02:48:38
There was a polarization I had never seen before.
02:48:41
His excitement.
02:48:42
His excitement has me more scared than anything.
02:48:44
Is aligned with, the plane.
02:48:47
Of course. He's spinning an ax.
02:48:48
What the fuck is the congressman doing?
02:48:50
It was, come very close to the races today
02:48:54
and later to 303.
02:48:57
Atlas is a line.
02:48:58
What's a screwdriver?
02:48:59
Why is he driving?
02:49:02
Fuck is going signaling the intelligence agencies close to Mars today.
02:49:07
If you see me spin, he doesn't think you can see that on the camera.
02:49:10
Maybe I don't know.
02:49:10
Or maybe he didn't think he was on the rival direction of what he's like.
02:49:14
If I spin a fellow student with the blue beam as a go,
02:49:20
signal back in 1977, that was called the white House.
02:49:23
He's probably in his garage, right from.
02:49:26
Yeah, of course, he's in every bar.
02:49:27
He's like, yeah, he's in prison.
02:49:29
Oh, wow. So device in the solar system.
02:49:31
So basically, Congressman, I know you just heard all of that.
02:49:34
Doctor Loeb, I heard you most of it about this saying this should be looked into.
02:49:38
It's a stable.
02:49:39
He's in a stable picture we've had yet from all of this.
02:49:44
Unless the government hides them from us, which they could do.
02:49:47
Have you been briefed on this, Congressman?
02:49:49
I have, I have not, yeah.
02:49:51
Like he's he's like, if he admires so much.
02:49:53
Doctor Loeb is what he said. You know, we can learn from science.
02:49:56
No, I was not told to say anything about that when everybody else he actually wait.
02:50:01
I think he's green screen.
02:50:03
He picks the fucking stable just to put behind him in a green screen.
02:50:06
That's not a pretty brave guy, because he takes some pretty tough stance.
02:50:10
Well, less prone to scientific data I know is you can see the door at the top.
02:50:15
It's a sliding stable door.
02:50:16
You guys ever been in a stable community?
02:50:19
That is a stable? Nasty.
02:50:20
Yeah. What is the door slide right now?
02:50:22
I read to the side.
02:50:24
What do you mean you can't see the door at the door?
02:50:27
This is the cage that's heading our direction.
02:50:29
You see it to the left.
02:50:30
That's the door. One other issue while I have you.
02:50:33
Well, did you see the window?
02:50:34
You received Intel guidance.
02:50:37
What that suggests?
02:50:38
Well, not blocking the window. Partially.
02:50:41
Deep water.
02:50:41
It's a win. Yeah, that's a window, not a door.
02:50:44
The windows to the left. And it's close. Is that accurate?
02:50:47
The horse could push that.
02:50:48
That's pretty accurate.
02:50:50
Can you probably go into more detail
02:50:53
what is moving to the left?
02:50:55
I mean it's away from the window.
02:50:57
And can you step over the video?
02:50:59
I'm gonna have to start over.
02:51:00
You're the one talking about five or. Yeah. What's going on.
02:51:03
Know it's why it's talking to myself.
02:51:04
Some shit of our oceans.
02:51:06
Where is it? He's got one hell of a stable.
02:51:09
He owns a stable.
02:51:10
Fucking stable.
02:51:12
And these are areas where we have a high frequency.
02:51:15
I'll tell you, though, he's not in front of the stable.
02:51:17
That is a green high frequency naval UFO was going behind it on your water.
02:51:22
Pretty. Have a date, actually.
02:51:24
Track these things down. We have.
02:51:25
He's talking about the alien boxes over the ocean.
02:51:27
All kinds of things.
02:51:28
Told us a little faster that the Chinese haven't stole from us yet.
02:51:32
Yeah, that's what he was saying. He was a member of that committee.
02:51:34
He was, before that hearing, 100 miles an hour.
02:51:36
Now, I realize in the water
02:51:38
you extrapolate that to knots and all that.
02:51:40
But just for just for good.
02:51:42
All East Tennessee common sense,
02:51:44
200 miles an hour or something the size of Tennessee.
02:51:46
Common sense is an oxymoron, like military intelligence. Yes.
02:51:49
And these are in these areas.
02:51:50
So yeah, there's something going on there.
02:51:53
And whether it's something that's been here for millennia or whatever,
02:51:57
oh, you just fell.
02:51:58
And I'm not afraid of it.
02:51:59
I'm kind of like Doctor Loeb.
02:52:01
I love to study this kind of stuff is the scientific material.
02:52:05
There is is we again, he's the one that just disclosed
02:52:09
some things that were found
02:52:10
that were extraterrestrial in our oceans and, extra terrestrial,
02:52:14
brave enough, I believe, to come forward with that extra terrestrial.
02:52:17
I'm looking forward to some fladge.
02:52:19
It's live this free really will be doing draw. Yes.
02:52:23
I'm just in a casual conversation with a blogger and I discussed it.
02:52:27
It wasn't in a classified setting, so I could talk about it,
02:52:30
but I always remember the last thing this one
02:52:33
high ranking official told me as he left my office.
02:52:36
We got he was right close to me as I am to my phone
02:52:39
in my barn right now, and he said he sounded foreign.
02:52:42
They're real.
02:52:44
Doctor Loeb.
02:52:45
Yeah.
02:52:45
I also have an out soon, to find out.
02:52:48
Like, this is it was a gangster closing the door. So there.
02:52:51
You want appreciate you making the time for us.
02:52:52
We'll have you back as well. Thank you.
02:52:58
Oh, in
02:53:00
a cascade of movements leading out of the darkness around three
02:53:04
I atlas as if some hidden factory had opened the first night.
02:53:08
Rubin logged 989 objects emerging
02:53:11
from the three eye atlas Groucho Rubin law.
02:53:14
The count had already surged to 1355 on the sixth night.
02:53:19
It was 1796 by the seventh,
02:53:23
2104 three days later.
02:53:26
The tally ripped past 4000.
02:53:29
The multiplication was continuing, all headed toward Earth.
02:53:33
The swarm didn't burst into being.
02:53:35
It grew in real time, with new objects appearing in the scans
02:53:39
every few hours, like fresh production runs from a factory.
02:53:43
But why Rubin Telescope can detect these objects, not other telescopes on Earth,
02:53:48
because no other telescope on Earth is built.
02:53:51
Like Rubin.
02:53:57
Bob. Yeah, okay.
02:54:02
So, Oh.
02:54:10
So my main point was,
02:54:11
exploiting superstitious beliefs, is very easy to do
02:54:17
when a large portion of the population has these,
02:54:21
supernatural,
02:54:26
non evidence based faith
02:54:28
claims that they should hold to.
02:54:32
And the danger there is
02:54:35
people can be convinced of anything
02:54:38
as above, so below anything, anything.
02:54:42
They can be convinced of anything.
02:54:45
The 12,800
02:54:48
theory for human reset refers to the Younger Dryas impact hypothesis.
02:54:52
Hypothesis,
02:54:54
which proposes, proposes
02:54:58
that a cometary impact or airburst causes a global catastrophe.
02:55:01
Approximately 12,800 years ago, this event,
02:55:03
the rise, plunged the Northern hemisphere back into the to a millennium
02:55:07
long ice age, caused mass extinctions of large mammals,
02:55:11
and led to the collapse or reset of prehistoric human cultures. A
02:55:17
reset hypothesis
02:55:19
proposes not because they don't, they don't have proof.
02:55:23
So we have to just believe we have the faith.
02:55:25
Yeah.
02:55:26
Excuse me.
02:55:28
From,
02:55:29
the final slide.
02:55:31
01249.
02:55:33
The door is a stone to the megaliths, all right.
02:55:36
In the form of the skull that moves. Just doesn't balls.
02:55:38
Magic birds. As time goes by.
02:55:40
Ticktock.
02:55:40
Current flow changes.
02:55:42
Information in my bones.
02:55:43
Bootstraps, pool.
02:55:44
Superstition. Las cryptids. Roaming the unknown.
02:55:47
Controversy on a block.
02:55:48
Drugs drip lines echo through the holes I dug.
02:55:51
Aliens watch matrices trap immaculate crochet problems whisper creasing
02:55:55
is my call.
02:55:56
Space back on the table.
02:55:59
Money spinning, massive machinations been never been.
02:56:02
Master greed has gone.
02:56:04
Forgery.
02:56:04
World's resonance rings while you bleeding superfluids.
02:56:07
Hey, buddy, that's place I just moved as drop dirt rise bed
02:56:12
stack people to see how it goes.
02:56:13
Wild choices day by day.
02:56:15
Dummy city like giant climb Paradise.
02:56:18
Been more chestnuts.
02:56:20
Venom on the flies. Waves crash right signals.
02:56:23
Prime time for somebody could good
02:56:26
I this girl I can do is you in 1776 by opposites
02:56:31
dissing rebel agency fight citizens all be logically ambiguity
02:56:37
is the way things up.
02:56:39
That's right to my submission ritual or even what looks like a non
02:56:43
literal single spiritual move.
02:56:46
Liminality.
02:56:47
Damn go meals is going to start osmosis. Go!
02:56:51
Oh, no. Ms..
02:56:52
Carol. Life no middle powers.
02:56:54
That mouth he warms eternally.
02:56:57
His dorms, they grow.
02:56:58
So no Levi's dry diet.
02:57:01
Hold on, I'll be dying. Zombies.
02:57:02
Why go out in the night?
02:57:05
I like I had 70 gold arm and go break rubbish balls.
02:57:10
Buzzing flags.
02:57:11
Do this dog out of my dried alluvial drew and I was Spanish.
02:57:17
This intention grip comes into man's constitution.
02:57:20
All that long silence.
02:57:21
It sounds bad, but to help me study.
02:57:25
Oh my God, are you going playing like what?
02:57:27
I drove clean up over that way. God.
02:57:30
Mr. Drake's trades days, goes right hander drives house doesn't rise.
02:57:36
Coach shrinks pitch reckless.
02:57:39
It lands, it does. One two. Four two.
02:57:41
Boom boom boom.
02:57:42
He's a jealous right away.
02:57:44
Covet is like the void in the Great Dark One.
02:57:47
Good morning.
02:57:49
God in the blood by my big red light.
02:57:52
Remember the name.
02:57:55
Girls, girls, girls, girls.
02:57:56
Names embedded.
02:57:57
Let me rebel forever.
02:57:59
Wonder one 2430.
02:58:01
Girls love plays where live my music.
02:58:06
Wow. Who?
02:58:15
Is the Brady and Joshua Brady and George
02:58:18
Geary as above and so below.
02:58:22
They call these solos lady.
02:58:23
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:58:27
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:58:30
Brady and John show it's Brady and draw.
02:58:34
It's their show now.
02:58:36
Brady.
02:58:36
Draw.
02:58:45
That's a long pause at the end of that one.
02:58:47
Off the coast of antiquity era.
02:58:49
It's a little early.
02:58:50
The longest time archeologists had no idea what could somebody wait?
02:58:54
What if we could?
02:58:54
I don't want to come with you on X-rated in it, but I have to cut it in years old.
02:58:59
And then they figured out what it was.
02:59:01
You mean the candy I like?
02:59:02
I appreciate your production value
02:59:04
with the fade ins and outs and stuff, but I found that
02:59:07
especially, like back in the day, I wasn't sure how it was,
02:59:09
how it needed to record itself.
02:59:11
So I just yeah, I just figured like it was a record.
02:59:13
Any technical people that are listening, you're are my songs
02:59:16
and all my videos are cut out at the end, just like it's pretty much just so Gary
02:59:20
can start talking right away instead of a long.
02:59:22
He just sits there and waits for a long time, and then,
02:59:24
you know, we don't want him waiting no more.
02:59:26
Yeah, but I assumed at the time I wasn't sure how it was going to go down.
02:59:29
So I figured like, you know, conversation can start
02:59:31
while the video is fading, but it does mute microphones.
02:59:35
And if people are too lazy, they don't understand how to or too dumb
02:59:39
called lazy and dumb.
02:59:41
No, I wasn't calling you lazy or dumb.
02:59:44
Me my my I, I give you my
02:59:48
thing was it was a computer.
02:59:50
It was like a mechanical computer, not a digital computer.
02:59:53
Was it a computer?
02:59:54
Are you sure it had. Oh, let's put a bit.
02:59:57
It could have been a clock.
02:59:58
Or is there considering it though?
03:00:00
That is what the date on the top.
03:00:02
And then, it's got gears.
03:00:04
It's meant to show actions into, topography.
03:00:07
You're not about like stars when it comes to your navigation.
03:00:10
It was a navigational tool. Constellations.
03:00:12
You would see that.
03:00:13
So it was more a machine than a computer, I guess.
03:00:17
But it was clocked.
03:00:18
So it was clocked and it was like a device that they utilized.
03:00:21
So you could consider it a computer in a general sense,
03:00:25
because it wasn't just like a ticking, I guess.
03:00:29
It was just like a clock. A clock on steroids. Yeah.
03:00:31
I mean, the first computer that I know was a punch card with a pin,
03:00:36
it was literally like a three by five card and a pin poked through it.
03:00:40
And depending
03:00:40
on how many pokes it went through, that was how it redid the read it. Wow.
03:00:45
That's how it read the, whatever data it was.
03:00:48
The the unique thing about beauty was how how old
03:00:53
it is.
03:00:54
It's a crazy old machine.
03:00:55
But he used the word computer.
03:00:57
It seems.
03:01:00
But I mean, what what even like an old, old timey watch?
03:01:03
What?
03:01:03
What causes that to.
03:01:07
Tick. It depends.
03:01:08
They had no one signed it either.
03:01:10
Pending the court.
03:01:12
There's several different. How old timey,
03:01:15
I don't know.
03:01:16
Yeah, I think it's.
03:01:17
I'm pretty sure spring 18 on it.
03:01:20
Yeah, yeah.
03:01:20
Spring used to tighten the spring and it would gradually it kept horrible
03:01:24
time to price if it was real fast first and then slow down.
03:01:27
But that's what. Enough. Synchronize the watches. Right.
03:01:30
That's why I like the old programing.
03:01:31
We got to synchronize or just make sure they're all at the same time.
03:01:34
That way they take down at the same amount the end.
03:01:36
And I think honestly back then, I think time was more or less
03:01:39
based on the sun coming up and down or the weather more metal ball.
03:01:43
You didn't have to meet for your civics class at five.
03:01:46
You know.
03:01:47
Yeah.
03:01:47
So all the notes they claim is in fact, I learned I learned that
03:01:52
on Fladge Rants that when they wanted to put a town clock in the center of town,
03:01:57
the workers fucking
03:01:58
revolted because they didn't want to run by some town clock.
03:02:03
And then it just became normal practice.
03:02:06
Every town and
03:02:07
every town had a clock.
03:02:08
That's what they synchronize it by now.
03:02:09
That's the fucking that's the official thing, is that
03:02:11
maybe I wonder if that's why the bell, there was a bell like the bell.
03:02:15
Not only it signified certain time intervals,
03:02:17
but it also meant like, hey, let's like get, get time.
03:02:20
This motherfucker
03:02:22
and that bitch had no idea what to do with it.
03:02:24
Somebody.
03:02:24
Wait, what if we think straight and they did the x ray that has gears in it?
03:02:28
The thing that we resolved, and then they figured out what it was
03:02:32
like, how they keep showing.
03:02:33
They finally figured out pictures of not it,
03:02:35
but what this analog computer to do.
03:02:37
We got to get used to that.
03:02:38
I don't like it.
03:02:40
It had gears in it.
03:02:41
And what you would do if you try to make one thing
03:02:43
with to two separate times with I, it's almost impossible to make it look the same
03:02:49
because it just grabs imaginary shit.
03:02:51
If you would enter the date on the top
03:02:54
and then it would rotate the constellations into place, it was.
03:02:59
It's almost going to be a good thing, because it's going to steer
03:03:01
people away from the internet because everything is going to be fake.
03:03:04
You would see that, or you're just going tiny long to where
03:03:07
you just going to any real life.
03:03:08
You think, I need real life?
03:03:10
Your statement is fake. I don't believe you.
03:03:12
I could be.
03:03:20
Fake bro.
03:03:21
All right.
03:03:22
There. There's a mash up.
03:03:23
It's not that important.
03:03:26
So Gary was talking about the space.
03:03:29
I came across one punch, man
03:03:32
recently.
03:03:35
I was going to try to look up more of these, but I just didn't have time.
03:03:38
But,
03:03:40
one more video called Slave Watch.
03:03:42
All right, let's you touch me, though.
03:03:44
This is all good.
03:03:45
This is out
03:03:47
here.
03:03:48
Oh, hey.
03:03:50
What, man?
03:03:51
Look at him.
03:03:52
Yeah.
03:03:53
Good night.
03:03:55
One punch man.
03:03:57
So this happened to be watching love after, like, a pretty good
03:04:00
chunk, actually.
03:04:01
We talked about this dude. Look at. Look at his ears.
03:04:03
He doesn't have total cauliflower here, but you can tell he's been hit by man.
03:04:08
No, I like it.
03:04:09
It's funny because.
03:04:12
The whole show is pretty funny.
03:04:14
There's there's at least one couple
03:04:17
that's always just retarded.
03:04:20
Really interesting.
03:04:20
It's funny because, like, this dude was making fun of this dude
03:04:24
by how short he was.
03:04:27
And also what he looked like.
03:04:29
And this one was making fun of what this one looked like,
03:04:31
but it's like, bro, you guys look like the same exact guy.
03:04:34
Like,
03:04:36
that's pretty rough when you do that.
03:04:38
They must be from new Jersey.
03:04:39
Guys like you go short
03:04:40
how small you are and it's like, bro, you're like an inch taller.
03:04:43
You both are like barely fucking five foot eight.
03:04:48
Combined.
03:04:51
This one's just labeled slavery.
03:04:54
White people didn't invent slavery.
03:04:58
In fact, shit, they were the first.
03:05:00
And who thinks they were they somehow saying this is controversial.
03:05:05
Watch what happens when someone says it out loud.
03:05:08
The reason there is no slavery. Black guys.
03:05:10
I mean, there's a lot of slavery in the world today,
03:05:12
but in the parts of the world
03:05:13
where there's no slavery is because the British Empire ended it.
03:05:17
That's why there is no slavery.
03:05:21
That is so.
03:05:23
Well, that's a problem.
03:05:24
The I that you are uneducated about history doesn't mean it's funny.
03:05:27
So let me educate you now.
03:05:29
Let me educate you now.
03:05:31
Let me educate you now, I know that the woke narrative
03:05:34
and the anti Western narrative on slavery, well, you know, practicing free speech.
03:05:38
Gary, what are you you're not practicing free speech very well.
03:05:42
I mean I say people, you don't like me.
03:05:44
You're not free.
03:05:45
Technically they are.
03:05:46
If we if we had free speech on a bridge.
03:05:50
Very well.
03:05:51
I you know each other and you would be able to understand slavery was
03:05:55
easy for him is we have to have some type of order speaking freely.
03:06:00
I believe we figured that out through Robin Roberts rule and human evil.
03:06:05
I'm allowed to speak freely.
03:06:07
I'm I be one two, everyone.
03:06:09
Four years ago I went to Ghana.
03:06:11
I stood in a slave dungeon where people wrote like me.
03:06:15
So people who looked like me, who?
03:06:18
White people.
03:06:19
But long before Europeans began the transatlantic slave trade, said
03:06:23
inherently useful.
03:06:24
For over a thousand years, brown Arab slavers sold millions of black
03:06:30
Africans across the Sahara, then came the Barbary slave trade in North Africa.
03:06:36
Arab and African raiders captured and sold
03:06:38
over a million white Christian Europeans.
03:06:42
China.
03:06:43
Do we ever read where you were in India?
03:06:46
Every one of them practiced slavery. Europeans
03:06:48
did take slavery to another scale.
03:06:50
I think that's another game where.
03:06:52
But it's not because they were more win.
03:06:54
Yes, because they have the technology to commit evil just on an industrial scale.
03:06:59
So which major power bodies say Clevelanders
03:07:03
are you and the British, in large part because of
03:07:06
pro human Christian values.
03:07:09
The same values America was found, the same values
03:07:12
that drove white Americans to fight other white hurricanes, to free black Americans
03:07:18
in the kind of what I heard values missing in places like Libya,
03:07:22
where two day an asshole, well, that's a different job for $400.
03:07:27
White people aren't there, got one else, but they're so not worse.
03:07:31
Yet, some black people want to hate white people,
03:07:35
and many white people are taught to hate themselves.
03:07:39
We keep pretending evil has a color, as if less melanin means less morality.
03:07:44
That lie makes us ignore history and fuels racial hatred.
03:07:50
Right now, much of that never is aimed at white people.
03:07:53
But why should black or brown people care?
03:07:55
Because hatred is a hot core that we hold in our hand, waiting to throw at another.
03:08:02
It burns them, but it burns us to a turn.
03:08:05
Well, you better throw that bitch quick.
03:08:06
Them every problem into white supremacy while defending black degeneracy.
03:08:14
They showed
03:08:16
they showed the new vote that you know they listen up you pretty pictures.
03:08:20
They said white white supremacy and they showed.
03:08:25
Oh speaking of that one about black degeneracy.
03:08:29
And when the pendulum swings back, white people react with hostility
03:08:33
and then they defend white degeneracy.
03:08:36
The only way out of this is to stop making morality
03:08:40
about the color of people,
03:08:43
because it our capacity for good and evil,
03:08:48
we are all capacity for good and evil.
03:08:52
Where does that come from? But.
03:08:57
Equals.
03:09:00
See, we can't we can't be equal.
03:09:01
I mean, oh no.
03:09:04
Culturally, if you live in a world that is,
03:09:07
listen it culturally if you will live in a world now, forget race, just culturally.
03:09:10
If you live in a area that's so rich and so abundant
03:09:14
that you don't have to worry about stealing and shit.
03:09:19
You're going to have different values and morals
03:09:20
than if you're in a place that's so cutthroat and so poor that like,
03:09:24
if you leave anything open or unlocked, like it's just fair game,
03:09:27
you know what I mean?
03:09:28
That's two different worlds.
03:09:30
So how can you compare morals in those two situations
03:09:33
when somebody comes from one of those and then moves to another one
03:09:35
and they like the imagine if a thief went to Mulberry,
03:09:39
you know, Andy Griffith time
03:09:43
they would have, they would go hog wild.
03:09:46
Hogwash. Wait, that was last week.
03:09:49
And the unlocked doors and the trusting, naive what's Dick?
03:09:53
Dick to a ticket tour.
03:09:58
Ten well.
03:10:01
And what
03:10:03
I don't know what that means when you're trying to read.
03:10:05
There's more comments. Decatur.
03:10:09
Decatur.
03:10:10
What does that mean?
03:10:12
Do you freak out the club
03:10:14
because they dare to say hello?
03:10:17
Who did it?
03:10:18
Rage quit when the is got to go.
03:10:23
Where in the world is the Dr.
03:10:26
Drew? Yo, Georgia.
03:10:30
So, Gary, you'll get your t shirt
03:10:31
right out for winning the game.
03:10:35
But bring it out.
03:10:36
Just send send him your size or post it in the chat.
03:10:39
Yeah, I said yes.
03:10:42
Literally anything, but I don't know what what what what right right
03:10:46
about this reference.
03:10:51
You know,
03:10:51
you have to go right back and talk into that right?
03:10:55
The only person you're hurting is fucking you unless you like it.
03:10:58
That's just sickening.
03:11:00
If you're tired of lies about history, subscribe to my Substack.
03:11:04
I could be glad I played that part.
03:11:08
I knew I stopped
03:11:08
it for a reason right there.
03:11:12
So we had, several, couple weeks ago,
03:11:17
several familiar four fan and,
03:11:22
player interactions when it comes to,
03:11:24
getting presents and balls landing and
03:11:27
stands and the fans.
03:11:29
Are you giving out hats, players giving out autograph hats
03:11:33
to fans and whatnot.
03:11:34
And we had all those videos.
03:11:36
So this happened, all the stealing.
03:11:38
Yeah, some. There's a new thief, right?
03:11:41
Yeah.
03:11:41
So there's an yeah, there's a new fucking band or something
03:11:44
here. And.
03:11:47
I yeah, I know I saw it, love it.
03:11:51
Oh no.
03:11:53
Oh it's a woman.
03:11:55
It's a woman. This time.
03:11:58
Or was a, it was a woman last time.
03:12:02
I think maybe we should look into that.
03:12:03
Oh. Oh,
03:12:06
fuck.
03:12:07
Yeah, that's a cool game. We'll do that.
03:12:09
So we'll do that.
03:12:10
Came the camera was, like, suspended in midair.
03:12:13
The guy was like.
03:12:14
He was like, running behind it.
03:12:15
And it didn't even fucking move.
03:12:17
What kind of wizardry?
03:12:18
Sorcery is that? Shit.
03:12:21
Some kind of computer counterweight to Tesla.
03:12:24
Invented. Did you see that?
03:12:27
Oh, no.
03:12:27
Running behind the whole dude and his camera gimbal didn't
03:12:30
fucking move.
03:12:33
It's a good gimbal.
03:12:36
It was a dude.
03:12:36
That must have been the
03:12:38
NFL, ABC, whatever, Monday Night football.
03:12:41
Oh, no, that was a Monday night.
03:12:43
Like, what was it, a fucking arm armband?
03:12:45
Wristband?
03:12:48
Yeah, I think he ate, I don't know, his tape.
03:12:50
Something that looked like a wristband. And I don't know what that was
03:12:53
the one she took.
03:12:54
I don't know what it was.
03:12:55
I don't know, it literally looks like it's, Or a piece of.
03:12:59
You can tell who he.
03:13:00
He's, like, try to hand it to, like, the kids.
03:13:02
Oh, yeah. Fuck, yeah.
03:13:03
The kids have, like, a, like, their hands are like.
03:13:06
They're like, like white, you know?
03:13:08
And then the person, the lady grabs it.
03:13:10
Her hand is like a darker color.
03:13:13
I still fuck, dude, what are you saying?
03:13:19
You know, Mahomes is black.
03:13:21
You can see her.
03:13:22
Grab it right there. Yeah.
03:13:23
See the darker colored? What?
03:13:26
I'm gonna say it.
03:13:27
Yes it was.
03:13:28
Oh they look they zoomed in on the darker hand down.
03:13:30
Yeah. He's definitely black.
03:13:31
At least one of his parents listen though I stand by my I, I did was in there like.
03:13:39
He. Unless it was so fast I didn't see it.
03:13:43
She didn't grab it out of his hand.
03:13:45
She snaked it before he grabbed it.
03:13:48
While that is rude, it is not.
03:13:51
If an illegal alien.
03:13:52
What is that legal means?
03:13:54
Because you're headed home.
03:13:56
I'm. Chris, what is happening?
03:13:57
How do I get off of this page?
03:13:58
Homeland security. Like this.
03:14:01
If you,
03:14:03
But if you want to work for Homeland Security.
03:14:06
Wait, what?
03:14:07
She just hijacked my entire thoughts, right?
03:14:09
What was it?
03:14:10
Kristi Noem. Dude, she's. She took over.
03:14:12
She's like you. Looks like you guys are interested in helping.
03:14:15
I don't know. Ice for $50,000 bonus.
03:14:17
That's right, Kevin Hart, Kevin Hart not telling me to gamble so.
03:14:20
Or telling his people to gamble.
03:14:27
Okay.
03:14:29
What?
03:14:32
Yeah.
03:14:32
Don't you think so, though?
03:14:33
It's for me. It's fair game.
03:14:36
Oh, you're right, you're right, kid. He.
03:14:41
Oh, wait.
03:14:41
No, it looked like it was half in his hand to me.
03:14:44
He they had a little booth.
03:14:47
You guys one minute from your seat and I hate it.
03:14:50
I feel I feel bad for the kid.
03:14:52
This is the white hand.
03:14:54
I reached for it without thinking.
03:14:55
Later, I found out that it was meant that this is not her.
03:14:59
A lot of people do this.
03:15:00
Do they just reply to get she's getting clicks by fucking lying
03:15:03
that it was her own doing her birthday.
03:15:07
To the young boys.
03:15:08
Yeah, that's definitely not her.
03:15:09
You should have had your moment, your birthday.
03:15:11
I want to send back your headband
03:15:13
so you could celebrate today the way that it was supposed to.
03:15:15
But the only way that we can do that
03:15:17
is I need for TikTok to do their job and get some contact with you.
03:15:21
Send me money, TikTok to do their job.
03:15:24
That's not their job, ma'am. Right?
03:15:26
It gives me all types of emails.
03:15:27
I don't know unless you mean the Tic TAC autistic detectives.
03:15:31
You don't mean Tic TAC Company.
03:15:33
I get it, it belongs to Joey.
03:15:35
So I think that's the orange on some tic tac.
03:15:39
Yeah, let them DM me.
03:15:40
Let the parents of.
03:15:42
I like the white ones too, but the orange ones are, my lord. Oh.
03:15:49
Oh, at the white ones.
03:15:52
Come, come.
03:15:52
I can't as bit in this.
03:15:58
So the good.
03:16:00
What's up?
03:16:00
Go ahead.
03:16:01
Who's. I have no idea. What's she doing?
03:16:03
I just said one last story on my end,
03:16:06
but it was a bit more serious.
03:16:09
Oh, yeah?
03:16:09
I see.
03:16:12
I like the.
03:16:15
It's a cool device.
03:16:20
And those are all natural.
03:16:23
Leave it to women to fuck up.
03:16:24
Walking.
03:16:30
It's got a little Asmr too, with the grass.
03:16:33
Yeah, it's very relaxing.
03:16:35
I don't think I can stop.
03:16:36
He's obviously married with children because.
03:16:40
Because why?
03:16:41
You can see her caesarean scar.
03:16:44
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
03:16:46
No, she's just a you know, it's a hard working
03:16:50
female.
03:16:50
Lives by herself,
03:16:53
takes care of her nieces.
03:16:55
Okay, you know what?
03:16:56
I'm fascinated by her size. Right?
03:16:58
So you saw her tits tingle the first look at her size.
03:17:00
This next package is great. Oh, my God. No, no, no. Fuck that.
03:17:03
Look at her.
03:17:04
Stupid tattoo.
03:17:05
Her ugly ass. Look at her out of left field.
03:17:07
Yeah, she looks great. Well, you see the ugly tattoo
03:17:11
absolutely ruined her entire leg with this fucking gross thing.
03:17:14
Have to stare out all the time.
03:17:16
Oh, on the side there.
03:17:17
Yeah, yeah, there's this blob, the green character.
03:17:21
What was it?
03:17:21
It looks like a fucking human look.
03:17:23
You can figure something.
03:17:25
You gotta look at this weird humanoid figure on her leg.
03:17:28
Hang on. Slow down.
03:17:29
You said, imagine fucking her.
03:17:31
Yeah, okay. That.
03:17:33
Now what?
03:17:34
It's her. I'm married and happily married.
03:17:37
I don't need to imagine this young 27.5 year old Florida.
03:17:40
I'm gonna see her face as I grade.
03:17:42
Her smile is kind of tired of nose.
03:17:45
Just kind of her stomping there.
03:17:47
If you give me a shot of just her face,
03:17:49
I'm sure I'd be like, but everything else is awesome.
03:17:53
Well, she's also riding on a thing, and she's she's got her concentration face.
03:17:57
Like I say, you pause that at the tattoo.
03:17:59
Can you positive the tattoo? Are you able to do that?
03:18:02
It's like a Halloween.
03:18:03
It's like a figure.
03:18:04
It's like, what is that?
03:18:07
It's one of those, like dreamcatchers.
03:18:10
Oh, it's a gross, weird.
03:18:12
It looks like a bunch of men worshiping kind of sun.
03:18:16
Yeah, maybe it's a dreamcatcher.
03:18:17
What, is she appropriating?
03:18:19
Indian culture. What account?
03:18:21
Yeah. They're Indians, that's what it is.
03:18:23
Oh, no, it's the actual.
03:18:24
The things dangling off the dreamcatcher. I see it now. Here.
03:18:27
I see it.
03:18:30
Well, that tells you
03:18:31
that you're never going to get what you want from her in your dreams.
03:18:35
Okay?
03:18:36
I always get it, but you won't.
03:18:41
There.
03:18:41
I can't get what I want.
03:18:45
Neither can,
03:18:49
So we home on.
03:18:50
Watch this fucking replay.
03:18:53
Nailed it.
03:18:54
So we brought that.
03:18:55
We we.
03:18:57
What do you know? Yeah.
03:18:58
Go ahead. No, this is nothing. I'm just. I'm just.
03:19:00
We have the story of, we're going to do memory tricks next week.
03:19:03
A couple months ago.
03:19:06
Go. So,
03:19:08
Hank, remember a couple hours ago, you want me to
03:19:10
was accused of some random,
03:19:13
he was accused of some random shit that, like,
03:19:16
he immediately refuted, Hank Winchester.
03:19:20
He's a very.
03:19:20
He's a local news, entity that's been around for, like, a long time.
03:19:26
He's like a, he got out of it.
03:19:29
He was he was relieved of all charges or whatever.
03:19:32
And that's a farce.
03:19:33
Oh, not so fast. Oh,
03:19:37
first breaking news, and potentially.
03:19:40
But, I mean, so he was always on the drew and Mike
03:19:44
show, the radio show and podcast.
03:19:48
So, like, the, I don't know.
03:19:51
And he, he went on there
03:19:54
and talked with Winchester was going on and saying that it was
03:20:00
who? Hank
03:20:01
Winchester, it says Winchester was married to Jeff Grimm.
03:20:04
What am I reading some I mistake, was he gay?
03:20:09
Go ahead. Continue. I'm sorry.
03:20:10
I'm going to read the source.
03:20:11
The stories.
03:20:12
Well, yeah, that's kind of.
03:20:14
So Winchester would win. Chuck.
03:20:17
Yeah, I'm on the same page. I'm on this.
03:20:19
So when when Chester means black, though.
03:20:23
Here. Let's go to mine. It's got a black back.
03:20:24
Yeah, yeah, I like the black background better.
03:20:26
So when Winchester was on the during my radio show and podcast, I don't even know
03:20:33
he's on the podcast that much, but I always thought he kind of sounded gay.
03:20:39
Yeah, but he used Sound wife and stuff.
03:20:42
And then when this shit came out, it was like immediately.
03:20:45
Oh yeah, oh, I, you know, and he even came out and said that like,
03:20:49
oh yeah, that was like bogus, blah, blah, blah, but they're progressing
03:20:56
thing with these charges.
03:20:58
What kind of charges?
03:21:00
Like, okay, it's the same exact story.
03:21:02
Hank Winchester, longtime WB consumer affairs reporter who was placed on leave
03:21:06
this summer while police investigated misconduct allegations, was recently fired
03:21:09
from the station, a newly obtained records reveal
03:21:11
the detailed allegations against him.
03:21:13
Now, you can say that these allegations are allegations right,
03:21:18
but the details are kind of interesting, right?
03:21:20
Winchester, 51, Emmy Award winning journalist
03:21:22
who had been with WWE since 2001, was accused of
03:21:25
inappropriately touching a man in his Beverly Hills home while posing
03:21:29
as a massage therapist despite not having a license required by state law.
03:21:33
So the man was posing as a massage therapist or Hank Winchester was,
03:21:38
was accused.
03:21:40
Winchester, according to police by written multiple times a police report showing
03:21:44
these cameras.
03:21:47
So Winchester is
03:21:48
posing as a massage therapist at this man's house.
03:21:52
So that's quite an allegation that you.
03:21:55
That's quite an
03:21:58
allegation. Right.
03:21:58
So you have to he has to be at your house giving you a massage
03:22:02
and not having a license, and you having an issue with then
03:22:05
calling the police like that's
03:22:07
those are steps beyond just like, oh, I accused of of touching my thigh.
03:22:11
And, you know,
03:22:13
we passed by at a what I go on.
03:22:15
Where does that I don't know, at at a hockey game, you know what I mean?
03:22:19
Like, like, this is he's at my house.
03:22:21
The guy was flirting, so. Yeah, I don't know, whatever.
03:22:24
Police record show investigators, these cameras and other devices from his home
03:22:27
after the alleged victim says he feared Winchester had secretly filmed him.
03:22:34
The unidentified man
03:22:35
waited nearly a month and a half to file a police report, and a blurred photo
03:22:39
of him on social media shows him giving what appears to be a Nazi salute.
03:22:43
And what I want to show you anything
03:22:44
that's not according to Todd Flood, one of Winchester's attorneys.
03:22:48
Oh, yeah, wait a while.
03:22:49
That means that that means that Hank Winchester didn't sexually assault him,
03:22:53
because he was giving a Nazi salute.
03:22:58
It's unclear why Winchester was fired.
03:23:00
I think it's pretty clear.
03:23:04
He didn't return calls or emails or content.
03:23:06
Winchester and his attorneys wouldn't provide a statement.
03:23:09
Which is interesting, that they wouldn't provide a statement at all,
03:23:12
not even of innocence.
03:23:13
So no comments. Quite interesting.
03:23:15
Just zero.
03:23:16
Not that. Hey, these allegations are preposterous.
03:23:19
We're we're we'll deal with it in court.
03:23:22
You know what I mean when I say that?
03:23:24
And then there comes out there perfectly factual.
03:23:27
You know, you kind of. Well, that's what the problem is.
03:23:29
If they. That's why they're not refuting that.
03:23:32
It's not because they didn't say anything.
03:23:34
Yeah. That seems pretty reasonable.
03:23:36
A June 13th search of Winchester's home, which involved police busting down
03:23:40
his front door, uncovered no evidence that photos or videos were taken of the,
03:23:46
complainant.
03:23:48
According to the police report, alleged victim
03:23:50
first met Winchester on March 19th through Facebook Marketplace,
03:23:53
where the reporter was selling a Ralph Lauren leather sleeper sofa.
03:23:56
So this is a very specific, after the, come
03:24:01
complaint independent complainant.
03:24:04
Yeah, right.
03:24:05
And a friend showed up to Winchester's home to pick up the sofa.
03:24:08
Winchester struck up a conversation, told the man he had been through a divorce
03:24:12
in the not so distant past, and was considering a career change.
03:24:17
He offered the men bourbon and they declined.
03:24:19
But the report states, so I don't, I don't know if Winchester
03:24:23
was going through a divorce recently, but it sounds like he might.
03:24:25
If these allegations are true, I'm sorry.
03:24:27
It's pronounced comply taint.
03:24:30
Comply.
03:24:31
Thank.
03:24:33
See? We're right there.
03:24:34
Winchester was previously married to just so.
03:24:38
He is gay.
03:24:39
Okay. Wow.
03:24:40
I had no idea was gay, and, But I assumed he was gay based on his voice.
03:24:43
But I thought he was married to a woman.
03:24:45
Because most men should be.
03:24:48
Most of them should be.
03:24:49
Well, now, Jeff Graham could be a woman.
03:24:53
What is a woman? Yeah,
03:24:55
I have no idea.
03:24:56
It's unclear if there's a male together,
03:24:59
like, physically or just reach out again, this time offering a free massage therapy
03:25:04
text message, later reviewed by police, show Winchester portraying himself
03:25:08
as a sports medicine specialist and offered to treat the man and his friends.
03:25:13
I think if you do free massage, you don't have to be
03:25:15
registered or licensed because you didn't take any money.
03:25:18
The text messages later reviewed by police show Winchester.
03:25:21
So this is actual evidence that I don't think in where's the text messages?
03:25:26
I want to see them be refuted in court. Right.
03:25:28
So he actually did this right.
03:25:31
Quote I wanted to talk to you about my venture.
03:25:33
I just wrapped up my massage therapy certification.
03:25:36
Winchester texted the alleged victim, I need 75 more hours offering free work.
03:25:42
You just need to sign in, that's all.
03:25:44
I specialize in sports medicine,
03:25:45
and I know it could be beneficial for people like you or friend.
03:25:48
So it actually sounds very innocent there. Yeah.
03:25:50
I'm not helping you. You're helping me.
03:25:52
It's just he's just asking for a massage, and so this.
03:25:55
This doesn't mean it's sexual.
03:25:58
No, he can't he can't get someone to give him massages.
03:26:01
So what's wrong with the state that you need 75 hours to get your free
03:26:04
girlfriend massages all the time, and I'm not licensed.
03:26:07
Ooh, you're you're going to.
03:26:09
That's felony massage.
03:26:13
Right.
03:26:15
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.
03:26:16
It's it's, According to police investigations,
03:26:19
forcible massage is what the alleged victim
03:26:21
agreed to a massage session on April 10th because no other space was available.
03:26:25
When Chester invited them back to his home,
03:26:26
where a massage table had been set up in the bedroom.
03:26:29
The man told.
03:26:32
The man told police he described disrobed and disrobed,
03:26:36
removed his hair.
03:26:40
And covered himself with a towel.
03:26:42
When just repeatedly asked if he wanted water, electrolytes or bourbon.
03:26:46
Several weeks later, during the massage,
03:26:51
if you want to get hammered.
03:26:53
Yeah, dude, bourbon is not.
03:26:55
Bourbon is not a fucking relaxing like day drink.
03:26:58
Bourbon is a fucking get drunk drink, isn't it?
03:27:00
I'm not a heavy drinker, but when I want to get drunk,
03:27:03
I have to give you a silver beam or something.
03:27:07
Really?
03:27:08
That you sip fucking,
03:27:11
you know that? Sipping liquor.
03:27:13
What the fuck?
03:27:14
I guess I'm not. I don't know,
03:27:17
brandy. You sip brandy?
03:27:18
Scotch.
03:27:19
Scotch. That's another one. Yeah, you can drink that.
03:27:21
I don't know. Fuck off.
03:27:23
I know we've never had any time we got to a Jim Beam that did not last long.
03:27:28
We did not sip it during the massage.
03:27:31
The man said Winchester inappropriately touched him in a way that was, quote,
03:27:34
not accidental.
03:27:36
The Ripley's report rejects the specific allegations.
03:27:40
When confronted, Winchester apologized.
03:27:42
The man told police he told them the heat would help us.
03:27:47
Just kidding.
03:27:48
We don't play that shit on the into our show.
03:27:51
But it's
03:27:52
always, always what's in your pants belongs only to the complainant.
03:27:55
So you notice what appeared to be a recording device.
03:27:57
Small white camera on a dresser
03:27:59
that was his penis, black, caught daily from the ceiling where the recessed light
03:28:02
should have been, and possibly a third camera across the room.
03:28:06
He also claimed he saw what looked like a small camera attached under
03:28:09
Winchester's shirt, with a red light illuminated.
03:28:12
No such camera was ever found, and police did not locate a recording
03:28:15
device dangling from Winchester's bedroom ceiling.
03:28:18
He now is beginning to freak out and wondering if he planned
03:28:21
he has put himself in a bad situation, the report states,
03:28:24
referring to the complaint.
03:28:26
The alleged victim told police that the massage grew less therapeutic.
03:28:32
Hey, the massage, it's not like that.
03:28:35
Somebody grabbed from Winchester.
03:28:37
The alleged victim told police that as the massage grew, so did my.
03:28:43
So it was peanuts here.
03:28:46
Then he decided to leave
03:28:48
this path briefly and urge him to show off the oil before going.
03:28:51
Insisted that he take a drink.
03:28:55
So he left,
03:28:57
told Winchester House to complain.
03:28:59
The side of a sheet of paper on the kitchen counter.
03:29:00
The man told police he signed his name,
03:29:02
and there were a couple of other names on the page.
03:29:06
I think this was a homophobic.
03:29:08
If it was a woman,
03:29:10
if you were single, had no commitments, no ties to a relationship
03:29:13
you went to, you paid 30 bucks for massage and you got a $300 hand job.
03:29:17
Isn't that like bonus?
03:29:19
You would, would you like I got raped
03:29:23
like you want to, you know you didn't.
03:29:25
You're not going to answer.
03:29:27
Sorry.
03:29:28
I thought you were just saying, like I thought it was a it was a hypothetical.
03:29:31
Yeah. Rhetorical. Yeah.
03:29:34
After he left, the complainant sent with just a text
03:29:36
asking him what massage therapy school he attended.
03:29:40
Oh, he started dig around, ask questions.
03:29:42
Winchester evaded the question, saying, quote, most learning is now online,
03:29:46
and then sent the complainant a link to an online
03:29:49
massage therapy program at Dorsey College in Madison Heights.
03:29:51
Let's fucking.
03:29:53
We need to call Dorsey College in Madison Heights next week.
03:29:57
We're here.
03:29:57
They're not going to open, but that's okay.
03:30:00
Maybe we'll pre-record some
03:30:02
unsatisfied instead of a side with the response to complain, ask, Will
03:30:05
you please tell me who your size therapy certification is through?
03:30:09
After getting no response, he added, I feel uneasy about not answering.
03:30:12
Can you please explain? According to the police report,
03:30:15
which was to check
03:30:16
on the complainant, according to the police report,
03:30:19
the complainant complainant responded to the text message.
03:30:22
Are you a massage therapist?
03:30:25
Winchester texted back.
03:30:26
If you have any further questions, call my attorney, Mike Morris.
03:30:28
Thank you. He's using Mike Morse.
03:30:30
Really?
03:30:31
Shit. What's wrong with the phone?
03:30:32
I thought so, you sick person.
03:30:34
Are you aware you're sick?
03:30:37
Three. Three.
03:30:38
Five. Six. Yeah.
03:30:41
Let me tell you, I forgot what the numbers are.
03:30:44
I got to wait for it to go on the, Don't you have a
03:30:47
look at my phone?
03:30:51
It's going right now.
03:30:52
It just. It doesn't say.
03:30:54
This one only has this.
03:30:55
You have a different banner. Where's the different banner?
03:30:57
There's, Yeah.
03:30:58
No, see, they made me delete them when we changed more than one banner in there.
03:31:05
You can continue reading.
03:31:06
Five, six, three months ago. God damn it.
03:31:09
Just three.
03:31:11
Three rants is seven.
03:31:14
Seven is a 7 to 7 is a seven is not a seven.
03:31:20
Hey, 72672637832.
03:31:26
That's it.
03:31:27
67267.
03:31:30
It's really 678.
03:31:32
But I couldn't remember that. Are you sure?
03:31:34
No, it's not right. That's. I don't know.
03:31:36
We went through.
03:31:38
And where was the one that both you had.
03:31:40
One that had both in it
03:31:42
I know I did.
03:31:43
I got to add it back.
03:31:46
Okay.
03:31:47
I don't know
03:31:48
seven please call the massage therapists
03:31:50
therapy school in Chester mentioned which of the college prohibits
03:31:52
that students from getting unsupervised massages.
03:31:54
Police had obtained a search warrant in search of records from Dorsey College.
03:31:57
It's unclear.
03:32:00
Oh, you cut out when Chester Lieutenant Dorsey College.
03:32:05
He also accused of stealing his ring, which you told police
03:32:08
he had put in his pants pocket when he removed his clothes for the massage.
03:32:13
Just for the record, because he could have.
03:32:16
Real soon after the massage.
03:32:19
Although I can't see this on Dorsey.
03:32:21
Can I go back to get it?
03:32:22
So when you sign up for a massage therapy certificate,
03:32:26
we're going to see if we can take that online.
03:32:28
Can we do that?
03:32:29
Yeah, yeah, just did it.
03:32:31
I'll let you see if we can get,
03:32:35
one of their,
03:32:39
I mean, maybe they have one of the some.
03:32:43
Massage over.
03:32:45
Particularly with the last name Winchester.
03:32:47
Oh, wait, I get it.
03:32:48
I see where his mistake was.
03:32:51
He thought it said
03:32:53
massage stalking is a rapist.
03:32:56
On June 13th, Beverly Hills police officers asked two Oakland County
03:32:59
sheriff's deputies a search executed a search warrant and Winchester's house.
03:33:03
According to the reports, they busted open
03:33:06
his front door with a battering ram and seized
03:33:09
five blank cameras and old Sony camcorder laptops the night that I found them.
03:33:12
So this is some serious shit. 80.
03:33:15
These are a battering ram,
03:33:16
like as if long with a piece of paper listing for names of phone numbers
03:33:19
you can just knock out.
03:33:20
You could just get the keys like these if you like.
03:33:22
Why wouldn't you be compliant?
03:33:26
I wouldn't be compliant.
03:33:27
I got nothing to hide.
03:33:28
One of the names of the alleged victim, which is the sound.
03:33:31
The police. The.
03:33:32
It was written in his apartment or in his house?
03:33:36
Please.
03:33:36
The phone numbers are very precise.
03:33:38
And then.
03:33:38
Damn, I lost the audio again.
03:33:40
There's no audio, but I still lost it. It's irritating.
03:33:43
Oh, no.
03:33:45
Police also found sweat
03:33:47
and oil splotches on the massage table. Who?
03:33:50
Of course you did.
03:33:52
Was there blood and semen?
03:33:54
That's why I would be worried about it.
03:33:56
Was just going to be set up here on any of the seized electronics.
03:33:59
Investigators say they discovered one photo and two videos
03:34:02
that were taken around the time of the massage.
03:34:03
But data then inaccessible.
03:34:06
However, text message suggest the missing.
03:34:10
Footage may have been single
03:34:11
before the complainant arrived.
03:34:17
The complainant initially told police he arrived.
03:34:18
It was just a which is at approximately 2 p.m.
03:34:21
and a text message on the mantle was a series
03:34:22
running late and would not arrive until 12. 245.
03:34:25
The footage was taken at 1204 1219 and two 3238,
03:34:30
so there was no footage that was available at 2:45 p.m..
03:34:35
So just so happens there is missing,
03:34:40
that
03:34:41
the time frame that this guy claims he's there.
03:34:44
So they're claiming that he deleted
03:34:47
potentially allegedly.
03:34:51
I'm thankful the investigation is looking kind of promising.
03:34:54
Wait until August 15th.
03:34:56
The Oakland County Prosecutor's Office announced
03:34:58
it would not charge Winchester, but.
03:35:02
Now they are.
03:35:05
Know, as I would said in the beginning, that's what changed.
03:35:08
Well, they're just this is recent. Yeah.
03:35:10
This is just,
03:35:13
they just released October 3rd.
03:35:17
So the the so this has been ongoing
03:35:20
and they're finally I think they've just been building a case, to be honest.
03:35:24
Stop breaking the law.
03:35:32
I don't watch the news, so I don't really care if they're
03:35:36
doing shit like that.
03:35:41
Gary sent this because he was recently.
03:35:43
He was recently let go from the new session.
03:35:45
That's why this is new.
03:35:46
So he was on leave, and now they've just completely cut ties with them.
03:35:51
And this is still this.
03:35:53
This is still ongoing.
03:35:54
This breaking news.
03:35:55
This is actually him. They're trying to capture him now.
03:36:01
Apparently they're using a bull to do it.
03:36:10
Or maybe he's inside the bull
03:36:13
is has let other reporters return to work following allegations of wrongdoing.
03:36:17
Reporter Kevin Dietz. We're just going to out.
03:36:19
Everybody spent 30 days in jail for drunk driving and was allowed to return to work
03:36:23
in 2016.
03:36:24
Reporter Lauren Podell,
03:36:26
who I actually went to school with, who I want to, couple, partners with,
03:36:30
because her dad was dug, pulled out of, I know, but, Yeah.
03:36:34
Yeah. Right. So I know of Doug Patel.
03:36:37
I've seen him on a few stages.
03:36:38
Yeah, he he likes to start
03:36:42
like she was suspended.
03:36:43
She was fired for allegedly. You know, she.
03:36:46
Yeah. You got to click on that one.
03:36:49
Well, allegedly using the N-word off air.
03:36:51
Well. Oh, I never heard of it.
03:36:53
Yeah, we've we played that.
03:36:56
So this was this was not audio.
03:37:00
But there is audio of her saying shit or something.
03:37:03
She gets pissed off.
03:37:04
So this was allegedly heard by somebody that was there as a guest
03:37:09
that had no affiliation with anything else that was going on there.
03:37:13
And he said that he had overheard her saying something about, I'm tired of doing
03:37:18
stories of all these Edwards
03:37:21
in Detroit killing each other or something to that.
03:37:24
We got the audio sticker, motherfucker, is that enough, or shall I go on?
03:37:29
Fagot fagot fagot fagot way.
03:37:31
Go! Fagot jabber fagot fagot.
03:37:34
You know I should make a new one.
03:37:35
I should make a black version.
03:37:39
We'll have Gary go off with the N-word.
03:37:42
That sounds fun, doesn't it?
03:37:44
He said we need to revive the puppet.
03:37:46
I think I just came up with the idea.
03:37:51
Else is going on about Trump.
03:37:53
Trump doesn't like what is going on with this article.
03:37:57
It's the free press, you know, seven degrees of Kevin Bacon.
03:38:00
The Free Press will blame some 2016
03:38:04
Trump was president then sources for
03:38:07
dancing with stars usually lost on dancing with stars in 2016.
03:38:11
Trump's fault.
03:38:19
It was a Detroit minister who claimed the.
03:38:23
The where's the quote?
03:38:25
Where's his
03:38:27
interpretation of what was quoted?
03:38:30
Oh yeah, that's all I was trying to find.
03:38:32
I couldn't see it, but
03:38:36
there was also see White Face.
03:38:38
We did we we didn't cover white face.
03:38:40
I said we were no.
03:38:46
What do you think of this dude?
03:38:49
Yeah, you look at you find that I want to go to this.
03:38:52
This is the most of them.
03:38:55
This is the one
03:38:57
that you see the shadow in the back of the room.
03:39:01
He's the one directing traffic.
03:39:02
So obviously what you're looking at is Young Thug, you know, Young Thug.
03:39:06
I don't what you might. He's a rapper.
03:39:08
No, I mean I do, but I, I don't think he's good. He.
03:39:12
Well he's dressed up in white face here.
03:39:15
So that's the controversy.
03:39:16
I don't even need to listen to the song.
03:39:17
It's it's just an audio visual.
03:39:19
So it doesn't even change.
03:39:20
It's just this the whole time gang from inside.
03:39:24
And he won't get that and no one's going to throw itself.
03:39:26
I know what the investigators said.
03:39:28
With all due respect, that's not to jail.
03:39:31
That's their job.
03:39:32
It's not the job of 24 officers being paid by Mr.
03:39:36
Williams. That's not their job.
03:39:38
He's just talking about how he's such a cool thug
03:39:40
that he's going to run the world from inside the jail.
03:39:42
It just goes on and on and on. But anyways, he's white face, man.
03:39:44
Everybody, all these black people are doing white face.
03:39:48
Why can they say cracker and do white face?
03:39:50
But I can't do black face and say nigger.
03:39:52
I'm very confused
03:39:54
because you I don't I don't want to do blackface or say that,
03:39:57
but I want to be able to.
03:40:01
Do you get what I'm saying?
03:40:02
Baked into.
03:40:05
Baked into this, Lauren model swearing for it.
03:40:09
Yo, look at that son of a bitch.
03:40:10
See that flip, baked into this Lauren model thing?
03:40:14
There is a actual man doing blackface.
03:40:17
Actually, I got no, but I did not realize.
03:40:21
Well, I got no problems with blackface.
03:40:24
Can you believe it?
03:40:25
Can you believe that the Lauren Model swearing news clip has someone doing black
03:40:29
on this show does.
03:40:30
Amazing segue.
03:40:32
Accidental. It's crazy. It's built in.
03:40:33
It's fucking built in.
03:40:36
It's it tells me that there's
03:40:37
some other higher power steering us that the hell roads just fire.
03:40:41
And it's past a historic downtown district.
03:40:44
Good morning everyone.
03:40:45
Thank you for joining us this morning.
03:40:51
What happened?
03:40:52
Don't.
03:40:53
Oh, dude, that's not blackface. Your meme.
03:40:56
That's how you said that. Blackface.
03:40:59
That's just a black guy. How is that? No.
03:41:02
No way. First of all, which one are we?
03:41:04
Which one are we talking about?
03:41:07
The guy he's got like,
03:41:09
he's got a Lego type shit and he hates himself.
03:41:13
No, that's not him.
03:41:15
Are you sure? That's.
03:41:17
Unless they have two.
03:41:17
That is not him. Know that you're talking about.
03:41:20
Oh, okay. Oops.
03:41:21
Yeah. His his his name sounds like a movie because he does.
03:41:24
He does a movie. You know what? They all look alike.
03:41:26
Critics. Critics in the small town of LA.
03:41:28
Are you sure?
03:41:30
Yeah. I'm gonna find him.
03:41:31
She looks very featureless.
03:41:33
Okay.
03:41:33
Hold on, but you gotta listen to the flood here for more information.
03:41:36
And also because although the gentleman
03:41:38
is there live where dozens of people were forced from their homes long ago.
03:41:42
Morning,
03:41:43
only have I see.
03:41:44
I don't know where we're going with it.
03:41:46
Is Jim.
03:41:48
Oh, you in there?
03:41:50
We apologize for that.
03:41:54
I love how she's, like, acknowledges.
03:41:56
I have no idea when we're going, but let me swear.
03:42:00
What's up with it?
03:42:01
Because she didn't think they were going.
03:42:03
And we apologize for the
03:42:05
I can't get this thing in there.
03:42:08
We have
03:42:09
I can't get this, I have I have the I don't know when we're going
03:42:13
with this, Jim. In the morning.
03:42:16
Oh you have, I have I don't know when we're going that this Jim
03:42:20
I can't get this thing in there.
03:42:23
We apologize for the.
03:42:26
Yeah.
03:42:26
They apologize for that.
03:42:28
There's Lee Thomas.
03:42:29
That's who you're that's that's who you were saying he was.
03:42:32
That's the guy with vertebrae over there. Go.
03:42:36
Who? Reason I
03:42:37
know is because he does, critically speaking is his movie review.
03:42:40
It's critically
03:42:42
he paints himself and when with met yeah he I community at the time
03:42:47
the black community is only allowed to do blackface right.
03:42:50
When he started as a newscaster, he was more black than white.
03:42:54
And now it's taken over so much of his face
03:42:56
that he's more white and black.
03:42:57
When they did a whole thing.
03:42:58
You can watch this whole behind the scenes.
03:43:01
He looks like Michael Jackson, honestly, because he has he has black features
03:43:05
with a white bleached white face, couple of splotches on it.
03:43:09
But he said, because this is what he for, I forgot, I don't want to misquote him,
03:43:15
but it's what he what he is in and not what he is inside.
03:43:19
Something like that.
03:43:20
That's why he he still connects to that.
03:43:21
So that's why he, I don't know, exact. I don't wanna say the wrong thing.
03:43:25
That's what people
03:43:26
are used to kind of a thing.
03:43:29
So he chooses to stay black
03:43:30
and do like he's he's basically doing blackface every day.
03:43:34
That's perfectly fine.
03:43:36
The white guy doing blackface, is it?
03:43:39
But yeah.
03:43:41
Is it really I don't I mean, I don't I don't see color.
03:43:43
Are you sure
03:43:45
he's just an American?
03:43:46
I do, I see it all the time.
03:43:50
Oh, no.
03:43:51
What is this?
03:43:52
I'm gonna have to play this, all right.
03:43:54
Unless you're going to show that. Yeah.
03:43:55
What's that?
03:43:55
Was my stick.
03:43:57
Yeah, that's how I eat. I'm hot.
03:44:00
I was raised.
03:44:03
Now, like my carry out.
03:44:05
What?
03:44:10
Oh, you are.
03:44:11
You can hear to that.
03:44:13
That's so gross, Louis.
03:44:15
Intestines like intestines.
03:44:18
Yeah. I got to get the Brewers and shit.
03:44:20
They're, like, done with, like, intestine. Like.
03:44:23
Like it's. It's weird. It's gross.
03:44:26
But at least there was, like, meat inside of it.
03:44:28
Like, it's not just waiting.
03:44:29
It used the chewing on the casing. Period.
03:44:33
It's a way to eat the entire animal.
03:44:36
I guess so, but it's just gross.
03:44:38
Yeah, yeah.
03:44:39
If it was the only food available, I would eat it.
03:44:42
It'd be delicious. I'd make it as tasty as I could.
03:44:44
But if it's not the only food available, I'll eat something else.
03:44:47
Yeah, I pronounce it. Shit.
03:44:51
That's racist.
03:44:53
The, you know, white palate cleanser right here.
03:44:57
Oh. Hello. Skateboarding.
03:44:58
Do you have a warrant to be here? Yes.
03:45:04
Maybe there's a little bit.
03:45:07
A little grass growing right off there.
03:45:09
Some happy little things.
03:45:10
This is I love you, you love me?
03:45:14
We all own our own bodies.
03:45:18
So marry who you want and do whatever drugs you choose.
03:45:22
And when it's time to die with dignity by determining your own end of life plant.
03:45:28
Hi, Maria.
03:45:29
Hi, officer. Wrinkles, how are you doing today?
03:45:31
I don't have to answer.
03:45:32
That question is correct. I'm recording you.
03:45:35
Am I being detained?
03:45:36
No. Which I can legally do because I'm in a public place.
03:45:40
So back, if you have a warrant, already know your rights.
03:45:44
Sure.
03:45:45
Okay.
03:45:46
Gum shoots Carmen Sandiego is in a country where socialism
03:45:50
fails and narrows it down to Venezuelan Cuba.
03:45:53
Yes, former Soviet Union, Moldova house, Vietnam.
03:45:59
Me up.
03:46:00
Angola. It's, just there.
03:46:02
Where are you? Decadent.
03:46:06
Dictator. You.
03:46:07
I get.
03:46:11
Oh, it's killing me.
03:46:13
I've got the case, Holmes.
03:46:16
Why is marijuana have you. What do you.
03:46:19
What do you
03:46:21
need?
03:46:22
And racism. You.
03:46:24
Oh, okay, I don't know.
03:46:27
Hey, man, it's all right.
03:46:30
It's.
03:46:30
I don't like the sounds of sirens in the back.
03:46:32
We've got qualified immunity.
03:46:35
Come on, follow me.
03:46:37
It's not for you.
03:46:38
It's just a shot.
03:46:39
You know, I shot your wife.
03:46:41
I couldn't go on with my life.
03:46:43
My favorite part is where the character says.
03:46:45
I do not want green eggs and ham.
03:46:47
And then Sam, I am says, it's fine. You don't have to eat them.
03:46:49
That's your right.
03:46:50
The end. It's a short book.
03:46:53
I get it.
03:46:54
And I finally get it for life.
03:46:57
Competitors. How libertarians are naive.
03:47:03
Good.
03:47:04
David, that girl
03:47:06
decides the neighborhood of Make-Believe.
03:47:08
Is that David that by Taiwanese LCD.
03:47:11
Oh, there's no end with libertarian.
03:47:13
Today we have a real senator. Hell, I see time.
03:47:16
How are you doing? What is your favorite color?
03:47:17
I would have to say blue. We do not.
03:47:20
Tell me, why did you sell all your stock right before the crash?
03:47:24
It's all over.
03:47:25
The champion literally just you.
03:47:27
You trying to get.
03:47:28
But they made it cute.
03:47:31
And that sound means we're in international waters.
03:47:35
I'm gonna marry a robot.
03:47:36
So my kid kidney on eBay, and we get my parents.
03:47:41
Growing up today, the district attorney filed
03:47:44
criminal charges against a two door sedan.
03:47:47
Harmon San Diego was hiding in a country that contains an American military base.
03:47:52
Is Sheehan's.
03:47:54
Australia, Bahrain, Belgium.
03:47:56
Brazil. Why don't you use air as a clue?
03:47:58
President Trump may not be deploying the National Guard
03:48:03
to this area.
03:48:08
That, like, splits
03:48:09
the country and half from what I understood
03:48:12
directly in half
03:48:14
51, 50% plus one on each side.
03:48:19
It's always 50% plus one person
03:48:22
on each side because there's one asshole in the middle playing both sides.
03:48:25
British Indian Ocean territory, Cuba, Germany, Djibouti
03:48:29
waiting to be red menace.
03:48:34
So wow. Square.
03:48:36
You're like I don't War factory.
03:48:43
All right, Jack, where is your gay wedding cake?
03:48:44
I refuse to bake a gay wedding cake.
03:48:46
And you can't force me to. It's my right.
03:48:49
That is your right.
03:48:50
But it is my right to kick you off of the show. Please leave.
03:48:54
Yeah.
03:48:54
You homophobic, bearded meat goblin.
03:49:00
That's offensive.
03:49:03
Oh my God.
03:49:05
Oh, I left at the worst possible time.
03:49:11
I just want enough to warm it up.
03:49:14
I don't want to set it on fire.
03:49:15
It's very easy to set it on fire.
03:49:18
Well, today on the bullshit.
03:49:20
That's they.
03:49:21
They're not going to get any funnier than that.
03:49:22
That's amazing.
03:49:25
Waco, that's probably before your time.
03:49:27
You don't probably recall Waco.
03:49:32
They burn that mother to the ground.
03:49:36
So I have my message to the UFL, and I have a mash up,
03:49:39
and that's all I have left.
03:49:40
Do you have anything left?
03:49:43
Chimp on a scooter.
03:49:46
We should end.
03:49:47
We'll end with chimp on a scooter.
03:49:48
Obviously. Hum.
03:49:57
Oh, so you you got the hots for that reporter?
03:50:00
Is that why you want to bring that story?
03:50:02
Who Hank was? When just
03:50:05
wank Winchester.
03:50:07
Your room for.
03:50:09
No, we just cover the story initially, and I thought it was a
03:50:12
I thought it was a done deal, but apparently came back up,
03:50:17
and now it's not done.
03:50:19
Is just like, fired people.
03:50:22
Comes back up. Yep.
03:50:31
So then he was sentenced to four years.
03:50:33
But there's also a new first, new sexual
03:50:38
assault allegation charge for four years.
03:50:40
Four months.
03:50:41
Is it. It's civil right. It's not criminal.
03:50:43
It's civil I think. Yeah I think it is civil.
03:50:46
Well yeah.
03:50:46
He already he's already done like a year I think.
03:50:49
I don't know how hard it is to beat a civil charge
03:50:51
when all they have to do is point at the criminal evidence without,
03:50:54
you know, because civil has a way less threshold.
03:50:57
Yeah.
03:50:57
But at the same time, if they have the money, sometimes they
03:50:59
just chuck the money, to make it go away because they're going to spend
03:51:02
how much money and lawyer fees and all this shit, like even they might
03:51:06
even better just pay me,
03:51:09
right?
03:51:09
Just pay me.
03:51:12
So Gary wanted to do this
03:51:15
because we respect women and women control the show.
03:51:18
We do.
03:51:31
I don't get it.
03:51:33
I didn't do that.
03:51:35
And I'm sorry.
03:51:38
We want to have a positive message for the girls.
03:51:40
I have a daughter in.
03:51:43
We just keep you
03:51:47
for the.
03:51:56
PTA. The.
03:52:04
Only do.
03:52:06
This is for.
03:52:14
You. You.
03:52:19
Like them?
03:52:21
Yeah. Okay.
03:52:24
Maybe.
03:52:25
I don't know if we have to watch the whole thing.
03:52:30
It's not going to be.
03:52:34
On. My cock.
03:52:37
So the girls do this once for the girls.
03:52:40
If you ever had a broken up run, gang
03:52:44
from the la la la la la la.
03:52:49
Do it with that.
03:52:53
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
03:52:57
Yeah, we didn't have any chicken attacks.
03:52:59
Now this is the chicken. Is there?
03:53:03
Much, much at wrestling one, wrestling two.
03:53:07
Flying cock.
03:53:10
Oh my God, you're dead.
03:53:11
You're fired. You're never going to work here.
03:53:14
I'm not
03:53:16
here. Oh,
03:53:19
what do you do? Drugs.
03:53:21
You always do that. You write this about it.
03:53:23
Worthless. All the bullets. I just give you the chicken attack.
03:53:25
My dad.
03:53:26
What?
03:53:27
Yeah, and we still platformers.
03:53:30
We got to take these AI videos
03:53:31
away from Gary. Yep.
03:53:36
We need to take everything away from Gary.
03:53:39
Which I guess is what his wife was trying to do.
03:53:41
But we just didn't understand.
03:53:43
I get it, I get it, I get it, and I get it now.
03:53:47
Sorry about it.
03:53:52
All right.
03:53:53
I want to play my message to the UFL.
03:54:01
Whoops. And.
03:54:07
And now.
03:54:11
I get my middle finger ready to. And.
03:54:16
And then jump up and.
03:54:29
Then yes.
03:54:30
You get up.
03:54:32
You only you assume that the do.
03:54:36
Yeah.
03:54:36
Sure I can start again which is a deal for me.
03:54:40
That's certainly a thing.
03:54:43
My lucky stars still have the fans at Ford Field inside,
03:54:49
but the league just turned back on us, man.
03:54:53
You know that ain't right.
03:54:59
And I'm proud to be a Michigan fan.
03:55:02
The scene where the crowd still stood and seen.
03:55:06
But the at the end of the day I see my way just to drive their own careers,
03:55:12
and I gladly stand up, tell them,
03:55:15
oh yes, as a fan of cash, as we'll go,
03:55:20
there ain't no doubt they sold us out.
03:55:24
Go fuck to you.
03:55:26
And they.
03:55:33
And. You
03:55:39
from the small town stands in Michigan's
03:55:42
go to the scenes of Detroit City FC thrive
03:55:47
small scenes they could do you love.
03:55:50
They tossed our hopes aside.
03:55:53
So I won't watch them dance.
03:55:55
And you won't change like the XFL.
03:55:58
So it is slop fest.
03:56:00
Wow. The Michigan Panthers reeling
03:56:03
loyal were the only fan base the crew in the UK.
03:56:07
Yeah yeah
03:56:10
yeah yeah I'm proud to be a Michigan.
03:56:13
Yeah, yeah. We're.
03:56:14
The crowd still stood in the USA.
03:56:18
On to go team away just to drive their own careers.
03:56:22
And yeah yeah no tell them
03:56:26
oh yes the fans are cast as well.
03:56:30
But there ain't no doubt they saw the show go for the.
03:56:36
You have.
03:56:38
Yeah you. Yes.
03:56:43
Yeah yeah.
03:56:52
I know.
03:56:57
You you.
03:57:01
I like it a lot.
03:57:03
Yeah, yeah.
03:57:04
There ain't no doubt they saw the show.
03:57:08
Oh go for the USA shoot.
03:57:14
Oh and.
03:57:21
And God bless the USA.
03:57:26
There has not been one
03:57:28
fuck up on tonight's show.
03:57:31
There was,
03:57:33
there, there there was one right there.
03:57:34
There wasn't a fuck up, but there was a funk out.
03:57:38
Did you hear that?
03:57:39
Rolling clip?
03:57:40
Wait, did you hear the funk out?
03:57:44
No, it was pretty cool.
03:57:46
Got land.
03:57:46
I don't think you were on the show yet. It was not me.
03:57:48
Open the show with the person in the world who could make this pencil remark.
03:57:53
Well, statement.
03:57:54
No, I don't know the one from which is made,
03:57:57
for all I know comes from a tree
03:57:59
that was cut down on the state of Washington to cut down that tree.
03:58:03
It took a song to make the saw.
03:58:05
It took steel to make the steel.
03:58:08
It took iron.
03:58:09
This black center to fall land.
03:58:12
But it's really cool. You want to grab mine?
03:58:15
I'm not sure where it comes from, but I think it comes from some mines
03:58:19
in South America.
03:58:20
This red top up here, the eraser that a rubber
03:58:24
probably comes from Malaya, where the rubber tree isn't even native.
03:58:28
It was imported from South America by some businessmen
03:58:32
with the help of the British government.
03:58:35
This brass ferrule.
03:58:36
I haven't the slightest idea where it came from.
03:58:40
Or the yellow paint, or the paint
03:58:42
that made the black lines, or the glue that holds it together.
03:58:47
Literally thousands of people cooperated to make this pencil.
03:58:51
What does this communism speak?
03:58:53
And I'm language who practice different religions,
03:58:57
who might hate one another if they ever met.
03:59:00
When you go down the store and buy this real pencil,
03:59:03
when you are in effect trading a few minutes of your time
03:59:08
for a few seconds of the time
03:59:11
of all those thousands of people,
03:59:14
what brought them together and induced them to cooperate to make this pencil?
03:59:18
And there was no commissar sending out officers from sending out orders
03:59:22
from some central office, although it organic magic of the price system,
03:59:27
the impersonal operation of prices
03:59:30
that brought them together and got them to cooperate
03:59:33
didn't make this pencil so that you could have applied
03:59:36
for a trifling sum that is waffling.
03:59:41
The operation I would mark for my money, that is none of my money.
03:59:44
I am not rifling is a reference to get the trophy even more,
03:59:50
to foster harmony and peace.
03:59:51
That's a trust among the peoples of the world.
03:59:54
Truffle and peoples.
03:59:55
I don't like people to say peoples of the world.
03:59:58
All right.
03:59:59
It's already Davis.
04:00:00
Davis divisive Davis divisive visit.
04:00:03
It is so hot here.
04:00:05
I may be sick. What's happening?
04:00:07
Sweating my ass off.
04:00:09
I shouldn't be sweating like this.
04:00:11
I should go to bed.
04:00:15
Overreaction. Monday.
04:00:16
Oh, it's a sports show. Sweet sports.
04:00:19
Sports,
04:00:22
sweet sports, sweet sports.
04:00:25
Ball. Play my Pearl jam again.
04:00:28
We could close the show with the Pearl jam.
04:00:31
Did you hear the Pearl jam?
04:00:32
When I first played it?
04:00:35
No. I could always watch the show.
04:00:38
Do you watch the show?
04:00:40
No. Yeah, I try to.
04:00:43
That's good.
04:00:45
I'm glad somebody is
04:00:47
more a I kind of try to gauge audio.
04:00:51
Number one, if I need to change anything audio wise on my end.
04:00:55
Wait. You're curious?
04:00:58
You have been recording your end for half the night.
04:01:01
It's just crazy how much,
04:01:03
you forget, but you remember, but you forget.
04:01:06
You know what I mean?
04:01:07
Like, you listen back and you're like, oh, yeah,
04:01:08
like I remember that, but I don't, you know.
04:01:12
No, I know there's times where, like,
04:01:13
you're pulling up, you're pulling up the links and shit,
04:01:16
and you don't realize that there's this whole other conversation
04:01:18
that went on that you have, you were not a part of,
04:01:20
and you don't remember a single part of it,
04:01:23
but you you listen and you're like, fuck, I wish I could chime
04:01:26
in, and I wish I was listening at the time because I would have loved the chimes.
04:01:30
Yeah, yeah, we should.
04:01:32
Every so many shows we should have like, go back and what do they call it?
04:01:36
They call that something like a recap and a the way back playback.
04:01:41
I want to say this and I want to say that and we missed the sandwich here.
04:01:44
So we'll play that
04:01:46
hot dogs with Tillamook White I mean all opinions on oil in the pan.
04:01:50
Those onions, black pepper salt and peanuts
04:01:55
and also salt.
04:01:56
Just how like we just take our dogs and split them down the middle.
04:01:59
Dogs down really inside first.
04:02:01
Nice and charred.
04:02:02
Oh, it kind of like Tillamook.
04:02:04
All right. That's weird for melting.
04:02:06
So we're putting this on top of the dogs on that cheese boat in the middle.
04:02:09
Inside of the dogs are mostly they toast fast.
04:02:13
No, you got to get fucking.
04:02:15
You got the cream cheese bun.
04:02:19
Wait, what are you doing with that cheesy dog?
04:02:21
Crispy onion. Sure. That's delicious, but it's slices.
04:02:24
You tell me, is this a sandwich? That is so good?
04:02:27
Cream cheese. You know, when you eat it.
04:02:28
Easily the best combination flavors I've ever had in a dog.
04:02:33
Yeah, you literally made it.
04:02:34
Not a sandwich by
04:02:37
water.
04:02:37
It's like you folded all that.
04:02:39
If you folded it, it would be a sandwich, but right
04:02:42
open, basically, it's like sandwich is a taco a sandwich?
04:02:45
Well, yeah. Is a tostada sandwich.
04:02:47
No. Yeah.
04:02:50
It's open now I know.
04:02:52
Is there an open face sandwich?
04:02:53
Yeah, but you didn't ask if that if you would have said,
04:02:55
is this an open face sandwich?
04:02:57
I would have said maybe an open face, closed sandwich.
04:03:01
There's some raw peppers on it too.
04:03:03
I don't like how raw that pepper is.
04:03:07
I like it a little.
04:03:08
Not raw.
04:03:11
Or maybe that's a different kind of pepper.
04:03:14
Okay. About,
04:03:16
what else we got?
04:03:16
I got a couple a couple of more links set up here that we missed
04:03:22
rest of, but Ancient Aliens is going on.
04:03:26
There's Einstein.
04:03:28
Oh, man, it's Bob
04:03:30
Ross, and he's not coming alone tonight.
04:03:33
No. Oh, he's the wrestling.
04:03:34
He's sending her a, I'm I'm getting sick.
04:03:38
I they can be entertaining.
04:03:41
Can they?
04:03:42
Are you sure you don't do you on that.
04:03:44
Oh Smith King raw just got real last minute.
04:03:47
Quick peek at Mister Rogers
04:03:49
walk into the room yet all they do is just come into the ring.
04:03:51
Or do they wrestle? I never thought I'd see this. Something.
04:03:54
Just come in the ring, Mister Rogers neighbor.
04:03:58
It's a beautiful day to paint this canvas with your blood.
04:04:03
Oh, my.
04:04:04
Of you walk your little mouse like the ring of some canvas for you to paint on.
04:04:09
But this. This is my neighborhood.
04:04:12
And in my neighborhood, people learn respect.
04:04:14
Oh, man.
04:04:14
Right now he's going to sound familiar,
04:04:18
but I knew was it was a cheap shot in the crowd.
04:04:21
But here's here's boozer right down on him, writhing in pain.
04:04:25
He's hurt.
04:04:25
You know why buy stock.
04:04:27
That's why you got all of a cover one.
04:04:30
Oh, Mister Rogers, try to play with the back of the car to get your splash.
04:04:34
Gets both bent, perched all the way up there with the bobroff hooking him.
04:04:37
Oh, no.
04:04:38
This guy.
04:04:38
Well, avalanche powerbomb off the ladder. Good job.
04:04:41
At least you can make it look more than regular wrestler sitting tall.
04:04:44
Grass on the top rope.
04:04:46
What's he got in my boots on purpose?
04:04:48
He got off cover one on his hand.
04:04:50
Are you kidding me?
04:04:51
The neighborhood just will stay down for Rogers all the way.
04:04:54
What is happening? He's thinking this is a 30ft
04:04:58
pop Swanton bomb straight from the heavens.
04:05:02
Oh, my man is going for it.
04:05:04
Oh, at this time in the
04:05:08
no blockers kicked out.
04:05:09
He kicked out the crowd.
04:05:11
Of course he kicked out this.
04:05:13
Donald Rogers swings Ross big elbow right on the button.
04:05:18
He hopes to be little landing cover, one two.
04:05:22
He pulls it off the ropes.
04:05:24
He's done it.
04:05:24
The happy little painter just pinned Mr. Rogers.
04:05:27
And he's the 1997 World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight champion.
04:05:31
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
04:05:34
I can't believe what I'm seeing either.
04:05:37
My neither degradation of society.
04:05:42
You have a problem with I.
04:05:43
You don't like I. Why?
04:05:44
Because you can do your job better than you.
04:05:48
So hocking rolling in.
04:05:50
Run two. Look at this state building on that chair. He's locked.
04:05:52
I'm coming up the wall, launching for 22 minutes a low.
04:05:56
It can't find the land pace. Absolutely.
04:05:59
Hocking rolling in reminiscent of him on a skateboard thing is actually funny.
04:06:05
So the I was secondary.
04:06:09
But dude, having all these people
04:06:10
wrestling straight into the transition, he's off the lip pulling version.
04:06:14
We can bring it over for Prince.
04:06:16
He's down.
04:06:17
Get here comes Hawk
04:06:21
King building velocity down the drop straight into the transition.
04:06:25
He's off the lip. Full inversion. Look at the altitude.
04:06:27
He's just doesn't react to it either.
04:06:29
You would feel that, or here comes Hawking building up in his head.
04:06:34
Right.
04:06:35
He's off the lip.
04:06:36
Full inversion.
04:06:36
Look, I mean, I guess
04:06:39
it one the.
04:06:43
Weirdest.
04:06:44
This one is the right palm coming up the wall launching for a great long
04:06:50
giant ramp.
04:06:51
This is just picking up speed. Rolling smooth.
04:06:53
Look at it from the nine, three four corners turn.
04:06:56
Yes. Lands it clean. The crowd is loose.
04:06:59
Oh, Stephen Hawking dropping in on the giant bird ramp.
04:07:01
This is just picking up speed. Rolling smooth. Look at it.
04:07:04
Goes for the nine, three, four corners of the turn.
04:07:06
Yes. Lands it clean.
04:07:08
The crowd is losing, Stephen Hawking dropping in.
04:07:13
Terrible.
04:07:14
Oh, no, wait a minute,
04:07:17
wait a minute.
04:07:21
I hole oh.
04:07:23
The kid. Did the kid get an accident?
04:07:25
What happened?
04:07:25
I don't know, I think that was. I.
04:07:30
There's a.
04:07:32
You are you have course.
04:07:34
Course today.
04:07:36
Guys, I'm.
04:07:39
Kurt. Ramp.
04:07:39
This is his picking up speed. That's it.
04:07:43
Come on.
04:07:43
Where's the, There's an
04:07:47
it's for me.
04:07:47
Well, where's our.
04:07:53
I don't know.
04:07:55
Hey, like I said, noise.
04:08:02
Was it.
04:08:02
You know it.
04:08:03
I don't know the scary.
04:08:05
That's a little scared. He's got hawking up.
04:08:08
No way.
04:08:08
He's lifting him straight out of the twin line crowd.
04:08:12
See what they're seeing.
04:08:13
Static slide.
04:08:14
Goodness.
04:08:17
He's got Hawking up the way he's looked at him straight out of the baby today.
04:08:21
He's here with him. It's the second.
04:08:24
Rewind that.
04:08:26
Goodness.
04:08:27
The chair.
04:08:27
Look. He picks that headrest with him.
04:08:29
He's got Hawking up the chair.
04:08:33
This crowd that's.
04:08:37
Still
04:08:39
he still be slamming that.
04:08:40
Hey, rest rule the back of the chair.
04:08:42
That is the coolest thing I have seen the entire show.
04:08:44
All right, back on perfect shot slide.
04:08:46
Goodness. Still,
04:08:49
it's like I lost fans of because
04:08:50
he's dead or more earned more offensive because he's the
04:08:54
same amount of offensive on 0000.
04:08:59
No way.
04:09:01
He's still on.
04:09:01
I calculate an 8% chance of survival.
04:09:05
I like to see him doing everything that regular people do.
04:09:09
I know, but he's actually dead now.
04:09:11
The two of you are here for him.
04:09:12
This race looks like he was going to walk that ramp.
04:09:15
That's long. He wrestles biggie.
04:09:21
All morning.
04:09:22
I am a dream.
04:09:23
Oh, did you see that crowd is turning?
04:09:26
I don't believe I don't know who.
04:09:28
I don't know who ski is.
04:09:30
Ski. Ski.
04:09:33
What's for the net?
04:09:34
Did you see the one that has real time?
04:09:36
Like quite another face and in real time.
04:09:39
We went in Vegas to Atlanta.
04:09:41
That's looking pretty intense and pretty real.
04:09:43
I can't find the have to do it, though.
04:09:48
See? Sorry.
04:09:51
Here we go.
04:09:52
Oh, I'm not on that screen.
04:09:53
You're seeing this live with us right now.
04:09:55
That is a chimpanzee on a scooter.
04:09:57
And those are police units behind.
04:09:59
I believe what we're watching. It got out of the Metro Zoo
04:10:02
this afternoon, and now it's weaving through downtown.
04:10:04
You're seeing this live with us right now.
04:10:05
That is a chimpanzee on a scooter.
04:10:07
And do you know who that is?
04:10:10
The fucking kids that they sang.
04:10:12
Happy birthday, six year old legend.
04:10:15
He's so upset.
04:10:18
Wait. Isn't it?
04:10:19
I can't believe you remembered its name.
04:10:21
I haven't written down, dude, this whole joke.
04:10:23
That was the end. I forgot to end the show with a fucking joke.
04:10:26
And those are police units behind.
04:10:28
Not believe what we're watching.
04:10:29
People get offended, baby saying afternoon and now it's weaving through.
04:10:32
Now you're seeing this.
04:10:33
Why people get offended by me saying that.
04:10:36
But clearly legend is six years old and he's not capable of riding a scooter yet.
04:10:39
So the chimp is smarter.
04:10:43
But I mean, he'll grow and he'll be smarter than the chimp.
04:10:46
Chimp grows to.
04:10:51
Them you just never know.
04:10:52
Fly with us right now.
04:10:53
That is a chimpanzee on a scooter.
04:10:55
And those are police units behind.
04:10:57
I believe what we're watching.
04:10:59
It got out of the Metro Zoo. This was out. Please.
04:11:01
Police threw down the line with us. Right now that.
04:11:06
Fantastic reporting.
04:11:08
Hilarious.
04:11:12
This is not a TV studio.
04:11:14
Josh.
04:11:17
The town show, little fucking podcast.
04:11:21
Ready? Just.
04:11:24
We are here.
04:11:28
Welcome.
04:11:33
This. Man.
04:11:40
Rescue here. I'm
04:11:42
from Logan.
04:11:47
Oh, smelly.
04:11:50
Seem a little better there.
04:11:52
Class today.
04:11:54
Oh, yeah. Oh.
04:11:56
Oh, here.
04:11:58
Now she's time again.
04:12:00
So. Well, yeah. Oh.
04:12:05
Oh, dog.
04:12:07
We can hear when he's hungry.
04:12:10
Look. Looks insane.
04:12:12
Yeah.
04:12:22
He's.
04:12:24
Asian. Yes.
04:12:27
The sinners are born inside of folks united.
04:12:34
And one. Oh.
04:12:37
Took Christians all the way out.
04:12:42
Oh, someday.
04:12:44
Yeah.
04:12:46
He'll make us out.
04:12:50
Oh, God. Yeah.
04:12:52
Groundhog day.
04:12:54
Oh, we'll.
04:12:57
Okay.
04:12:57
Do you wanna see?
04:13:04
Oh, yeah.
04:13:06
Now, the grandma who would never clean.
04:13:08
I'm probably.
04:13:13
Be here and understand the weather.
04:13:17
That stinks. Don't go away.
04:13:18
Yeah. Oh.
04:13:24
Is cooking in the kitchen.
04:13:26
Mother's mother. Oh no way. Stay.
04:13:29
Yeah.
04:13:33
AC is that the fog
04:13:37
inside is so to night.
04:13:42
Oh, let it roll.
04:13:45
You're cooking questions all the way here?
04:13:48
Yeah.
04:13:50
Oh. So.
04:13:52
Yeah, yeah.
04:13:54
He'll be demanding real fucking.
04:13:58
Yeah.
04:14:00
Oh, flatlands
04:14:04
love Monday champion this time
04:14:09
my late champion Mr..
04:14:14
Monday champion.
04:14:15
Oh Mr.. God.
04:14:21
Oh yeah. Yeah
04:14:24
yeah. It's not good.
04:14:26
One spoke up the entire show.
04:14:31
Our our.
04:14:36
Home.
04:14:37
Hey, hey.
04:14:45
Right.
04:14:49
Up there.
04:14:52
Over there in.
04:15:15
AC house,
04:15:18
that cylinder from inside is going to.
04:15:24
Oh, let it roll.
04:15:27
Here is good in questions all the way. Oh,
04:15:32
oh, someday. Yes.
04:15:36
He'll be demanding proof again.
04:15:39
Yeah.
04:15:41
Oh, it's for him.
04:15:46
Grandma, leave him away.
04:15:50
Clean.
04:15:50
Always. Grandma! Go away!
04:15:55
Yeah.
04:15:58
Oh! Oh,
04:16:00
he. 000.
04:16:09
Oh, yeah.
04:16:10
Oh, no.
04:16:13
No no. Oh!
04:16:18
All right.
04:16:18
I'm glad you missed it. Oh.
04:16:22
I'm glad that you watched.
04:16:27
I'm glad you
04:16:30
all right?
04:16:32
I'm Fred.