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And I think.
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That I have
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I never livestreams up
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lyrically.
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If you be
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everyone who partakes.
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Oh, for God's sake, you two strike in you
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and your little fucking podcast.
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And every word you say. Now,
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every tag you share, every song you play,
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YouTube striking you.
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Oh, can't you see this
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parody?
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I swear to God I hate you.
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With every copyright claim they make
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you every you and I.
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You faked.
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And every wind you break.
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Every meme you make, every stance you take.
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You to strike. In.
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Oh oh.
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Since you got I've been tied with.
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What else might I post all day.
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But the parts still say decline.
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I don't do it for the views yet.
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They still hide me every time get richer, the rest just wake me up.
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I keep crying, I go wake up.
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Up time
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and then.
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They hold hands, you see.
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It's parody.
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How do they check
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with every copyright claim they make?
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Every review you make.
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Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern.
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Every word you stake.
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Every breath you say.
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You two strike and you are.
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You two strike.
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In you every post you make it every show demonetize.
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All the bands you take.
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Oh, you shut up.
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You don't strike in you.
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You don't strike it. You.
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Lay me.
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You just drag it. You.
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Oh, oh,
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you don't strike it. You.
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Oh oh.
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Every clip you play.
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Every joke you say.
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Yeah you strike and you, you
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get to strike.
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And you.
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Oh yeah.
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You yeah yeah
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yeah yeah.
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Know every single day.
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And every upload. Me.
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Every beat you play.
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And every phrase you say
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you to strike.
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And you.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously, it's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly
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well adjusted. Everything you hear is opinion,
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exaggeration, sarcasm or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
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to start a cult.
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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And. It's
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a long way to Tipperary.
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It's a long way to go.
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It's a long way to Tipperary.
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To the sweetest girl I know.
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Goodbye, my Piccadilly.
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Farewell, Leicester Square.
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It's a long, long way to Tipperary.
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But my heart's right there.
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Hi, I'm Derry.
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Yes, yes.
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And welcome to France Live.
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After that serenade that nobody asked for.
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We're doing a little foisting.
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And, as that was unsolicited, unwanted.
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And I think the second or third time I opened with the song
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and I've got no business singing whatsoever.
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I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, but,
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in on other topics that
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no one cares about.
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No one asked me about, which is basically
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all I ever talk about.
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I was looking up,
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Middle Ages fortifications,
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and, I came up with this motte and bailey configuration.
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And what they did with the land was they dug a large trench around their community.
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And then instead of just, you know, throwing out the dirt,
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they mounted it up on one end inside the trench.
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And that was the motte.
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And then they built a tower on top of that for defense.
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And then the archers could shoot down from the the motte,
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and then the bailey was beneath that.
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But between, you know, the,
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the moat and the, the, the mud.
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So a Martin Bailey was this fortification where the motte,
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you know, would have the nobility, the, the,
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the important people and then the,
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the regular, the riffraff,
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they would live in the, the Bailey and they would,
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you know, provide the goods and services that, that the nobility needed.
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And they were all protected by the trench and the mop,
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and it
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would be very difficult to infiltrate that.
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And if you even did get into the Bailey, which had a temporary bridge and all
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they have to do is, you know, cut it or move it or, you know, burn it down
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and, and make it very difficult to cross the very deep moat.
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And that was a Martin Bailey
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at in case you've never heard of it.
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If you go to England,
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you could find hundreds of them across the countryside, most of them just,
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you know, dilapidated and and, not in use anymore because, well,
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they haven't built a new Martin
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Bailey fortification and centuries,
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but I thought I'd share that, even though no one wanted to hear about it.
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But last week, I, I missed,
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a big point that I meant to say
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that no one asked for or wanted to hear about,
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and that was, or what I'm supposed to say is we're all the same.
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We're all equal.
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But, the first part of that, the the sameness,
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we're all part of the same thing.
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We're all interconnected, but we are all unique individuals,
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so we're all the same is the opposite of true.
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Now we're all equal.
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We should all be treated equally.
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But we're all equal.
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Still undersells us.
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Depending on what task you want to accomplish,
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you'd probably be better off with someone with better physical fitness than I have.
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If the task is manual labor.
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Unless, of course, you need to reach into a like a three inch wide crevice.
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And then my scrawny arm, I.
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I can reach all the way down to my shoulder in three inches
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because, and if someone with bulkier arms couldn't do that,
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but, smarter people
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are specifically more gifted at thinking.
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So. No, we're all not.
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We're not all the same.
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We're not all equal.
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An interesting thing about us
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as a as a people now.
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Is that we are 90% right handed.
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I think that's very interesting.
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My grandfather and my brother are left handed, so,
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so it's a 9010 split, and
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it's been that way for 2 million years since the Savannah,
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since out on the savannas. Now,
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I looked at the I did a lot of research on left
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handed people because,
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and it's always fascinated me, the leaders of industry,
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most of the presidents of the United States were left handed.
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There's a lot of examples.
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It's a it's an advantage.
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And and the hand combat, boxing southpaw,
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tennis player,
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of the hot corner, pitchers.
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There are a lot of, oh, 60% of
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NHL defensemen are left handed.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, I found out,
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but this does.
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Okay, let's take it back all the way to the Savannah.
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Handedness
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didn't arise until bipedal locomotion.
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So you.
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Besides, you know, us, chimpanzees are not handed the.
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They're equally handed or ambidextrous.
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And that's another funny thing.
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The word ambidextrous means right handed on both sides.
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Not giving you ambidextrous means
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right handed on both sides.
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We're in a right handed centric
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civilization.
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Ask any left handed person if they've ever tried to use scissors.
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It is a difficult world to live in.
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If you're a left handed.
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That being said,
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I always thought that,
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left handed people seemed more creative to were able to think outside the box.
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Now this this right brain left brained thing ended up being a fallacy.
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But there is something to it because,
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your,
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counter lateral wiring of your, your brain.
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So your left brain controls the right side of your body.
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The right brain controls the left side of your body.
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That's true.
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And the,
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the corpus callosum
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or corpus callosum is the,
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the membrane between the left side of your brain and the right side of your brain.
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And, it's the bridge that connects the two,
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but it does more blocking then connecting.
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But in left handed people.
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I'll get to that.
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Here's how it developed.
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As soon as we started walking upright.
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So bipedal locomotion that left our
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arms, our other extra appendages
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that were no longer walking on free to do other things.
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And so we started using stone tools
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and, you know, pointy sticks
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and this right handedness
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dates all the way back to their.
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And the reason we know this is scratch marks on the teeth
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of Neanderthals, Homo habilis and beyond.
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So the
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Neanderthals would take the height of a,
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of their, their prey,
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their kilt, and, they wanted to take the hide
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and turn into clothing to keep warm in the winter.
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So they didn't have, you know, clamps or, you know,
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the tools to, to scrape the, the fat and meat off the, the hide.
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You need to clean off the hide, scrape it.
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And it's tough scraping so,
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without anything to brace it on their gravel with their left hand,
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hold it in their teeth and scrape with a sharp, sharp rock.
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You know, chisel rock, you know, they take a raw rock and
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and knock scales off of a sharp rock like that.
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And then they would scrape against this thing.
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But if they ever slipped too close to their mouth, they would
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they would actually leave marks on their teeth
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if they, you know, slipped and catch themselves in the face.
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And that's, you know, that's because they're holding it in their teeth
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and they're trying to get as close as they can.
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We found a lot of these scrape marks on the fossils,
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and we found that they were going
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low left to high right, which would indicate right handedness.
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Now why why is it 90% here?
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There's a few a few reasons.
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And they all attribute to what we see today.
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It's the use of tools,
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communication
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that is you're organized.
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Step by step process.
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That kind of thinking is your left
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brain controlling your right hand.
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And so gestures come here.
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We'll stop.
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Hi there,
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I did I do that all with my shaking hands right here.
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These are the gestures, the original form of communication before words
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for spoken language.
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So, so there was the walking upright,
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using tools.
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So that's step by step process of, of making hides into
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to clothing communication.
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This is all leading to right handedness.
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Curious thing
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about roughly 12% of men are left handed
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and about 8% of women, their average is about about 10%.
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Not exactly.
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But the close enough rough numbers for us to play with today.
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It's it's easier to deal with.
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Let's do 9010 split.
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And it is it's just about
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9010 is pretty pretty close to dead even.
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I mean right on
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the advantage advantages
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of being left handed include,
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but not limited to the simple fact that it's the 9010 split.
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And like I said, hand-to-hand combat.
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You're used to sparring with someone who's coming at you from the right.
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Southpaws have a different stance and and hit harder from the other side.
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And if you practice with 90% of the people out there,
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you're not going to be prepared for that coming at you.
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We've noticed in the fossil records
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also the bone density of the right arms of the Neanderthals
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and Homo habilis and human beings have 90%.
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They're bigger on the right, more dense, bigger bones, because the more you do with
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the bone is living tissue.
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It's not just dead skeleton, it is living tissue.
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And it and it grows and it it works like the rest of your body.
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It's alive and thriving.
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And the more you do with it, the more it builds up.
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So, if you've ever seen a tennis players are.
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It's disgusting.
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It looks like Popeye and me. So.
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And it is very curious.
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And I'm wondering why it is that, leaders of industry
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and successful politicians and so many have been left handed.
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I mean, when I said 60% of the, NHL defenseman are left handed,
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it's staggering since 10% of the general public are left handed
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and so many more, you know, Tigers bullpen, 40%
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left handed.
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Their brains are wired differently.
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They have better communication through the corpus callosum
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than the right hand people do, because we have direct access
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to the left side of our brain.
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And that's the communication they have to like.
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If you've ever seen a left handed person right,
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or with a pen or pencil, they look retarded
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and they're dragging their hands for the the graphite or the ink and the smearing.
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The thing.
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And they're they're holding it weird.
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And, and there's
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an extra step in their thought process
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to get it from the right side of the brain,
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which doesn't have that structured communication ability.
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It's more of a creative side of your brain, emotional.
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You can creative and thinking outside the box,
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but the corpus callosum has to,
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you know, communicate that back and forth from the left side of the brain
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to the right side of the brain.
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Everyone uses all of the brain all the time.
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It's not like we're left brain or right brain, but,
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but there there's a clear handedness dominance going on.
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So what other biped?
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All creatures have handedness.
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I'll tell you,
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mammals aren't the only ones.
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I think we may be the only mammals.
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I'm not sure about that.
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But there's a marsupial.
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Kangaroos are.
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I think it's a 7030 split left handed.
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My theory. I haven't heard this.
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That this is just my speculation is because
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it's south of the equator.
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I could be completely dead wrong
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as to why kangaroos are left handed.
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Other,
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bipedal creatures that show handedness,
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include crows.
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The crows have been known to use,
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you know, tools and, no, I think it's parrots.
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Parrots eat with one of their, feet, but not the other.
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And it's a 5050 split. So.
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And there's there's a utility here.
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And it dates, like I said, 2 million years back,
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but it dates into the womb for all of us.
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The you, you hear the heartbeat of your mother while you're in the womb,
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then you get born and without fail,
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every mother holds their baby with their left arm
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so they can do stuff with the right arm because the right handed
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loop.
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Then it just turns out that this is the best spot to hear.
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The mother's heartbeat, which is a has a calming effect.
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It is what they're used to from the womb, and it it helps.
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And that's and it can be seen in
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other creatures to chimpanzees that aren't even handed
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do the same thing.
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So there's that.
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And that is a bunch of unsolicited information that no one asked for.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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Murder is a weird law structure.
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Also, this is not a sentence.
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Doesn't make any sense. But
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murder should be simple because it's a binary crime.
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You kill somebody or you don't.
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They're alive or they're dead. It's one or the other. But.
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But the laws around murder are a little murky.
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One person kill, kill somebody, get 100 years.
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Somebody else gets 20.
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Why? What's the difference?
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Here's what they base your sentence on with murder.
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They based on how you felt when you murder them.
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That's weirdly important.
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Is it okay?
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You shot him in the face.
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But what was up with you men like what was going on?
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Like, come on.
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I think if you murder somebody, your sentence should be based on
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how old the person was that you murdered.
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That should matter.
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How much of their life did you take away? Yeah.
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Potential old girl in the park.
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And you just kick her to death.
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It's a hypothetical.
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Fucking grow up.
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It's a hypothetical.
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I'm not asking you to go do that.
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I'm just asking you to just really delete.
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Allegedly.
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That's ignoring kicking its three year old till she's dead.
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Gentlemen,
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let's broaden our minds.
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Ruth, you do a lot of time.
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Unless she's got, like, diabetes, you got to work it all in. But.
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But what?
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Yeah.
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What, do you kill somebody who's, like 98?
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He's 98, and he's, like, in a hospice.
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He's not even good. 98.
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He's in a hospice.
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You know, hospices.
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It's like a hospital.
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They don't try to help you
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look and see this guy.
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And he's like 98 and a hospice. He's got it.
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He's got cancer and Aids and Covid.
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And he's like that.
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And they just unplugged him.
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He's dead.
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And right then you walk in.
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You should get like five minutes for that
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murder.
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You should get like five minutes for that.
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Just a little timeout for Gary,
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a little timeout for Gary.
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Well what you think.
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Oh my left handed this rant.
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You know it's a good thing they don't euthanize those guys anymore.
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In general.
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With the left with almost 10% of the world.
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But not least you but I could almost for them.
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I've had that handedness rant in my hip pocket for years,
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and I decided to bust it out since no one wanted to hear it.
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Kangaroos.
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Birds. Primates. Lizards.
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Pangolins. Rodents.
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Cockroaches. All bipedal.
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Yeah, well, brilliant.
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I think by.
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By penal. Yeah.
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Two piece.
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Yes. They have two penises.
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I don't even know what you're said, but I'm pretty sure that's what he said.
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Oh, I'm sure
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he on the phone.
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I mean, that's not a where in the where is where the
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where did where it would go go.
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But, I still wonder where in the where's in Georgia?
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Georgia.
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Or where is anybody like, I can see me.
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And I just saw, say, Tomah.
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Ready?
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Do you know who say Tommy is now
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the one handed punch man?
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I didn't say that right. The one handed me.
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Keep keep the ball one handed. Punch.
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The one handed punch, man. No.
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Of the Caped Baldy is a superhero name.
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Yeah.
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We have the last two minutes of that.
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If we want a spoiler, I'm going to give. It's probably like.
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It's kind of like a sick, not a sitcom and serial.
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Soap opera.
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Yeah, let's do it.
00:25:54
Let's do our reaction to it.
00:25:58
I don't know.
00:25:58
We can't do that.
00:25:59
And the tube you've created.
00:26:02
Oh, yeah.
00:26:05
But I do want to catch, like, all of it.
00:26:09
It's, What you were missing was,
00:26:13
Pretty pretty, prisoner is going to be George favorite character.
00:26:18
The funny story about King is he's like the the fifth ranked or the second ranked.
00:26:23
He's like, really high rank,
00:26:26
class hero, like, like top tier.
00:26:29
And they assume that everything that say Tomei does,
00:26:33
that King does, and he's willing to let King take the credit.
00:26:37
And in all actuality, King is a coward
00:26:40
and has never defeated a monsters like he's always just like a circus.
00:26:47
And that's the
00:26:50
it's a funny subplot.
00:26:52
There he is.
00:26:53
Like, Tom, you keep keep the the,
00:26:58
I know he talks like this.
00:27:02
He does have a cool voice.
00:27:03
The Japanese one does.
00:27:05
Like, in the English.
00:27:06
He just sounds like a regular guy.
00:27:08
Yeah.
00:27:08
You have to wait a few months for the English dubbed version.
00:27:11
Yeah,
00:27:13
and I've seen what makes the Japanese voice cool.
00:27:18
And he does talk, like,
00:27:20
like you can take it.
00:27:22
You you you.
00:27:24
Hey, he's says those holy guys I.
00:27:26
Yes, that's exactly what it sounds like.
00:27:29
Yeah.
00:27:29
So he's like every other cut, cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut
00:27:33
cut Kaka Kaka Kaka Kaka
00:27:36
yes you do, you do remember some of the clips I said in?
00:27:40
We don't play many of the clips that I said.
00:27:42
Then I was looking at my collection of clips from last week
00:27:45
and I was like, we played eight of them and I said 30.
00:27:48
So who's this guy?
00:27:51
This is a this is racist as a is he is that who they think
00:27:54
white people look like now he's Japanese.
00:27:58
Oh, oh, oh, but he's supposed to be a friend of,
00:28:03
fair.
00:28:03
People are like the rich leaders, and,
00:28:07
and they're trying to make him look like a bad guy.
00:28:10
So he's like, in charge of everybody, but he doesn't deserve to be.
00:28:16
He's got this entitlement that he didn't earn,
00:28:20
and he's a fat cat, and that they drew him to to be that guy.
00:28:26
And even though you, you,
00:28:28
you love to hate him, he's actually he runs the good guys.
00:28:32
He's in charge of the good guy team.
00:28:36
What's and all the weird hidden all of a sudden she's like, whoo hoo!
00:28:39
I have to go to the bathroom. And it had nothing to do with anything.
00:28:43
They love to do that.
00:28:44
They love to say stuff that they like.
00:28:47
Superheroes don't go to the bathroom.
00:28:50
Don't mention it. Don't say it.
00:28:52
They love going there.
00:28:53
Oh, it's
00:28:54
because the Japanese are secretly creeps and they like to do weird shit like that.
00:28:58
And also, if they're all supposed to be Japanese characters, why are they around?
00:29:01
I they think their eyes are round.
00:29:08
Here's this voice.
00:29:09
I got his voice over break and trouble, but he even punched you in.
00:29:14
You didn't know?
00:29:16
Said.
00:29:17
Yeah, exactly. Toto.
00:29:19
They also on the same.
00:29:21
Oh, no.
00:29:22
He's got a rule and he's got a good, Yeah, yeah.
00:29:26
Coco.
00:29:27
Coco, Coco do yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo boys.
00:29:32
Draw. Being himself. Santi. Samuel.
00:29:37
But no draws like San Francisco prisoner.
00:29:43
Oh, no.
00:29:43
I'm gonna have to hit it.
00:29:45
Yeah.
00:29:46
Oh, yeah. You did.
00:29:48
Oh, no.
00:29:49
Wait. We're back again.
00:29:51
Maybe not every.
00:29:53
I don't know where we are.
00:29:55
I don't know where we are.
00:29:57
How are we going to figure out where draw is? No.
00:30:05
Yes, yes.
00:30:08
Even smoking those left handed cigarets.
00:30:11
Yes I know, so where are.
00:30:17
That's not where I expected that to start.
00:30:21
Well it's gone.
00:30:24
Who starts a sentence like that?
00:30:25
Who thought we're in conversation?
00:30:27
Where in the fuck starts a conversation like that?
00:30:31
Where in the word is the where the left handed cigaret is gone?
00:30:35
There it is.
00:30:37
I don't think he's ready for that.
00:30:39
Ready?
00:30:39
We should save it till maybe.
00:30:41
Yeah, it's probably probably.
00:30:44
Let's. We're all gonna guess wrong anyway.
00:30:46
I mean, you might as well start.
00:30:47
I can guess wrong and then move on, because you always get distracted anyway.
00:30:50
It's like, kept cut of kept help, but
00:30:54
what is it, Ryan?
00:30:56
You said it was kind of.
00:30:58
That's in India.
00:30:59
I don't think you're there.
00:31:02
K pack yesterday was our host.
00:31:05
Yesterday was our host birthday.
00:31:07
I have a special birthday message for him.
00:31:09
Oh, no.
00:31:11
Yeah. Oh. My birthday.
00:31:12
Oh, yeah.
00:31:14
You're six.
00:31:15
You're sure you're not 60?
00:31:16
I'm is sick. You look sick.
00:31:18
Happy birthday. Yeah.
00:31:20
All right, here we go. 52.
00:31:23
Do you have a bag?
00:31:26
Do you have.
00:31:31
Gary,
00:31:35
you you would you like.
00:31:37
You are missing the special version.
00:31:39
You okay?
00:31:40
Just like happy birthday to you.
00:31:43
Do you?
00:31:45
There's you.
00:31:47
You look like a monkey.
00:31:50
And you smell like one, two. One.
00:31:57
I've had people ask me
00:31:59
that exact version, and I didn't require counseling.
00:32:03
No, I know we would talk about it a lot.
00:32:06
It's not.
00:32:08
Not that big a deal at all.
00:32:11
Because you're not black.
00:32:11
You know, you do look like monkeys.
00:32:14
And we kind of smell like them, too.
00:32:19
Who are you saying?
00:32:20
What do you mean by we,
00:32:22
all stupid monkey people?
00:32:24
Bipedal?
00:32:25
Yes. Is it bipedal?
00:32:27
You know.
00:32:29
Hello.
00:32:29
Right. Right handed, left handed engineers.
00:32:32
Two pedophile bipedal.
00:32:37
Ooh, I see what I look at the screen here.
00:32:40
I see bipedal.
00:32:43
Oh, I see what you did there.
00:32:45
I, I see, yes, two
00:32:48
I see, brain.
00:32:48
You want to away.
00:32:50
Oh, oh.
00:32:56
Oh, you're.
00:32:58
Maybe I was going to ask you to wear your red shirt today,
00:33:02
but it's my work shirt.
00:33:03
This is my head to work.
00:33:06
And, I'm not going to say no, but you have to wear that red.
00:33:12
No, I wore this to my birthday party
00:33:15
yesterday.
00:33:16
Weird.
00:33:18
It was.
00:33:18
It was my family birthday party yesterday. Yes,
00:33:22
because I had my friends come over,
00:33:27
Saturday, and, my producers were asked.
00:33:32
Oh, I guess they weren't invited.
00:33:34
Last I heard, you were going to have some disc golf thing instead.
00:33:37
That's all I heard. I guess we're not. I guess we're not friends, though.
00:33:40
Yeah, that's what I'm taking it as, too.
00:33:42
That's that's what I'm to blame.
00:33:43
Me lately said that because if you rewind. Yep.
00:33:49
We can watch the show every week. Yeah.
00:33:50
No, I got them all.
00:33:51
I already got them pulled.
00:33:52
Go ahead and keep talking.
00:33:54
And, you'll you'll hear me invite you during the kids segment.
00:33:58
Yeah, we did get a generic invite, but then you changed it to.
00:34:03
I'm not going to have anything at my house.
00:34:05
I'm going to have a disc golf event. And then it just kind of faded away.
00:34:08
So I never yeah, nobody invited me to it.
00:34:11
Birthday party, disc golf event.
00:34:13
But I think it was a disc golf event.
00:34:15
I think it was a back at your house then or who knows?
00:34:17
Oh, we would, we would just.
00:34:19
I didn't know I sent you pictures of us on the disc golf course.
00:34:24
If I had known, I would have. You probably would have showed up.
00:34:26
Yeah,
00:34:28
but you did know.
00:34:35
Yesterday, from the Flag Ranch news desk.
00:34:38
This just in the producers room.
00:34:41
Nice.
00:34:42
They were generically invited.
00:34:44
Like, it's like, hey, we'll, we'll catch you later.
00:34:46
That's what it was. And then we're like, where are you going?
00:34:49
We'll see you later. No, we're all right.
00:34:51
We'll meet up with you later. Where are you going?
00:34:53
All right then. Catch you later.
00:34:55
Yeah.
00:34:56
So what I took that is, Don't call me.
00:34:59
I'll call you. We'll see around.
00:35:03
I had there were seven guys over.
00:35:06
There's a video, actually.
00:35:07
Then I'm glad I know.
00:35:11
Yeah, it was all dudes.
00:35:12
It was a sausage fest.
00:35:13
But we also had sausages.
00:35:15
Play sleep.
00:35:20
Oh, sorry.
00:35:21
All dudes just triggered that.
00:35:23
Yeah, it. Yeah, please. Snoopy's.
00:35:27
I don't have.
00:35:27
Snoopy's pulled up. You can't just command.
00:35:30
All right, I guess you can, since you're on the birthday.
00:35:32
It makes perfect sense.
00:35:34
I still don't know how you brought that up.
00:35:37
I wasn't invited up there.
00:35:40
Oh, sounds like shirtless Joe.
00:35:41
Is there? Yes.
00:35:44
I'm glad you guys made it,
00:35:48
but that's.
00:35:49
Oh, dude.
00:35:51
Okay, I don't know if you seen
00:35:53
Jesse, and I'll.
00:35:56
I don't know if you've been seeing what's going on
00:35:57
with all the dog electrocution and stuff and YouTubers mistreating their animals,
00:36:01
but throwing horseshoes at your canine is not going to end well for you.
00:36:07
That's.
00:36:10
Safe.
00:36:10
Yeah, I've tried to explain to him he doesn't care.
00:36:13
I also want to point that I did catch the freeze frame on the ringer,
00:36:17
if that's what that is called, when it's completely on the mike.
00:36:20
That's out though, but oh, it bounced right around.
00:36:23
That's a ship.
00:36:26
Did the dog put it back on the post?
00:36:27
You have a treat, she said.
00:36:29
Yeah.
00:36:34
There's a good camera shot there.
00:36:36
Perfect.
00:36:39
Yes. Very swallow. You.
00:36:43
Oh, I heard it.
00:36:44
Clink down.
00:36:47
You stand.
00:36:49
Does your.
00:36:49
Doesn't know how to get out of the way.
00:36:51
No. He's been hit.
00:36:53
He's been hit.
00:36:55
Yeah. And now you've admitted it.
00:36:57
What's that?
00:36:58
Peter. Yes.
00:37:00
Peter.
00:37:01
It's 1586333 rants.
00:37:04
Three.
00:37:07
The passion for that word.
00:37:09
Watch. Please.
00:37:12
Please please fix me.
00:37:15
Horse and Beth.
00:37:16
Horace, please. Please.
00:37:19
Here it is.
00:37:20
Horse.
00:37:21
Please. Please, please.
00:37:24
000, so much for
00:37:27
the field of research as being hard hits by artificial intelligence.
00:37:31
This is only the beginning, but it's foreseeable that this will get much worse.
00:37:35
Much like calculus, prices have replaced human calculators.
00:37:38
Serum killing machines will soon replace much of mathematics.
00:37:42
Not all of it, but much of it.
00:37:43
That's what I think.
00:37:44
In any case, mathematicians are currently somewhat in denial about this.
00:37:47
Let's have a look.
00:37:48
Earlier this year, both Google DeepMind at OpenAI I reported gold medal
00:37:51
level performance on this year's Mathematics Olympiad problems.
00:37:54
What's noteworthy here is not so much that they outperformed
00:37:57
most humans math skills, but that they did it using general purpose
00:38:00
reasoning models, not specially trained ones.
00:38:02
This took most people by surprise,
00:38:04
but mathematicians are not impressed at Scientific American reports.
00:38:07
These questions
00:38:08
don't compare to the kinds of questions professional mathematicians try to answer,
00:38:11
wrote Emily Real, a mathematician at Johns Hopkins University.
00:38:14
Field medalist answered how?
00:38:16
Argues that the comparison is unfair because I has a speed advantage
00:38:19
and generates possible proofs more like an entire group of people. Yes.
00:38:22
So it's also unfair to compare a human to calculate.
00:38:25
That's an hasn't stopped tech from taking over.
00:38:27
DeepMind also just had everyone getting upset by announcing
00:38:30
they have a method to find singularities in classic fluid equations.
00:38:33
This sounds very much like thereafter solving the millennium problem.
00:38:37
That's about whether the not Stokes equation can develop singularities.
00:38:40
They did
00:38:41
not lose the Navier-Stokes equation and instead worked
00:38:43
with other fluid equations in two dimensions.
00:38:45
But come on, we all know what's going on here.
00:38:47
They may be leading up to
00:38:50
the Nobel Prize for a Fields Medal.
00:38:52
Some mathematicians
00:38:53
are really leaning into it and work on automatic theorem proving.
00:38:56
This isn't a new thing per se, but I think this level,
00:39:00
if you need any indication that this is serious.
00:39:02
Indeed, the NSF has a grant program to support AI supported maths discoveries,
00:39:05
and some private foundations have chimed in as well.
00:39:08
On the flip side, I've also said I you to go find a solution
00:39:11
to pollute the archive.
00:39:13
It's hard to know exactly,
00:39:13
but in one particularly obvious case, an error rate became a blunder rate.
00:39:17
And if that didn't make you laugh, the author is an expert in AI.
00:39:20
So there's
00:39:22
AI taking over by pointing out that they're irreplaceable.
00:39:25
Community forums like Math Overflow and Stack Overflow.
00:39:27
This kind of what is AI generated?
00:39:30
It's like basically went in hallucinate that I drew.
00:39:33
So the language model learns from itself more than anything else.
00:39:36
So when they do a next generation, this AI drift becomes magnified.
00:39:40
And eventually we're going to get to a point where the percentage of AI drift
00:39:43
is more than the percentage of truth or right.
00:39:45
Just the factual answer. Yeah.
00:39:48
So and they don't know how to solve it at this point without putting
00:39:51
some kind of guardrails on and just
00:39:54
basically it checks and balances.
00:39:55
Is this thing actual real.
00:39:57
And then they're going to just do it doing like web
00:39:58
searches to verify that at this point, it seems kind of or a room
00:40:02
full of Indians, not like, you know, happy Columbus Day, by the way.
00:40:07
Not those kind of Indians.
00:40:10
Use models, large language models.
00:40:13
I think it's interesting that the Hopi Indians
00:40:16
have an oral tradition in which they staple.
00:40:21
What?
00:40:22
I'm sorry, I was just thinking oral tradition.
00:40:24
I'm 12 years old, so I have an oral tradition.
00:40:29
Every every person.
00:40:30
Well, to get you ready for next week, the topic is scribes.
00:40:35
Whoa.
00:40:35
And, because written history is important, but some of the oldest stories we have
00:40:41
were carried down by oral tradition and the Hopi Indians
00:40:45
have one of the most interesting sets of, of stories,
00:40:49
because they say they call these underground dwelling people
00:40:55
the ant people, because they live underground.
00:40:58
And twice in the Hopi history,
00:41:02
in the oral history of the Hopi
00:41:04
Indian tribes, they were rescued by these and people
00:41:09
who let them stay with them underground through both floods and
00:41:16
what they described as fire coming from the sky.
00:41:20
So if you'll remember my rant about the Younger Dryas
00:41:23
event last week, you'll remember that,
00:41:28
meteorites, asteroids,
00:41:31
comets, whatever debris, devils.
00:41:37
We fly through that in our,
00:41:39
galaxy once every, you know,
00:41:42
third, 13,000 years or so.
00:41:45
And that would look like fire coming from the sky.
00:41:49
And the things that don't burn up in the atmosphere.
00:41:52
Hit the ground and burn the forest to the ground.
00:41:55
And then you see a layer of black ash in the fossil records.
00:42:01
And that happens every
00:42:03
12,900 years or so.
00:42:06
And that, that was kind.
00:42:10
Of November be here in November.
00:42:14
November. Oh, yeah.
00:42:15
Right. You're right. Yeah.
00:42:16
Know what? Next month.
00:42:19
What about the missing time? Right.
00:42:21
I put a link. Can we go over that?
00:42:23
Yeah. That's like half of a year.
00:42:26
It was God.
00:42:27
No, no.
00:42:27
It's a that is way more way more than that.
00:42:32
I thought it was half of a year back in 17.
00:42:35
Something here.
00:42:37
Well, I try to find it.
00:42:42
Or I might have been using stories.
00:42:56
Yeah, yeah.
00:42:57
We are the Dark age, cruising through the Renaissance.
00:43:00
Ever since the Crusades. Asian gods.
00:43:01
But we want friends of other nations.
00:43:04
All the news got routed them up and going to share prints and readouts again.
00:43:08
Paper commissioned research in Portugal to show the sea of darkness.
00:43:12
African coast.
00:43:13
Bartolomeu de is from Lisbon, south to the Cape.
00:43:16
I saw him play.
00:43:16
There comes the Gama
00:43:17
to collect these and see ritual and ask me how they do that. No.
00:43:21
Astrolabe. Latitude.
00:43:22
We know longitude. For that we're going to pray.
00:43:25
We got no better cartography to get it from the and speak of them.
00:43:29
They had to flee into Granada, the Reconquista finally complete.
00:43:34
And of course, Columbus east.
00:43:36
Want to trade route. Oh so very desperately.
00:43:38
They wait for my three ships setting sail west and lead to the world
00:43:45
continents I mistook
00:43:47
for Asia 1492.
00:43:51
Okay. That's enough.
00:43:53
Wow. Yeah, but no, he brought up an interesting,
00:43:57
thing that we didn't know.
00:43:59
Longitude until Swiss time.
00:44:02
Peace is basically. Yes.
00:44:05
Queen of Spain offered a huge sum for someone who would come up with,
00:44:10
some sort of clock
00:44:13
to measure time accurately enough to get longitude right.
00:44:18
And, and she didn't pay that off till like, 3 or 400 years
00:44:22
after the Piri Reis map, which had correct longitude.
00:44:26
So that tells us we lost something.
00:44:29
Was it, Mario Castillo?
00:44:33
Mario Castillo is a combination of a Nintendo character
00:44:38
and a keyboard calculator.
00:44:41
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:44:43
yeah.
00:44:46
Luigi.
00:44:47
Timex. Yes. Perfect.
00:44:50
Okay, I want to know what this is not Germany's biggest mysteries.
00:44:54
Is this a gap in the Earth's rock record?
00:44:57
So extensive of that has been called Geology is Missing chapter.
00:45:01
It's formerly known as the Great Unconformity.
00:45:04
And it shows up around the world and represents the Great Unconformity.
00:45:08
And 50 million to 1.5 billion years of missing geological history.
00:45:12
For example, at the Grand Canyon, you can literally place her hand on the
00:45:17
boundary or 550 million year old rock sits
00:45:20
on top of 1.7 billion year old rocks.
00:45:24
With over a billion years simply missing,
00:45:27
what makes us so bonkers is that this isn't a local phenomenon.
00:45:31
This has been identified on every continent.
00:45:34
So what the heck happened?
00:45:36
Here's what we know
00:45:36
so far during this missing period, Earth was really going through it.
00:45:41
A lot of major things were happening on Earth.
00:45:43
The first complex of life emerged.
00:45:45
Possible Snowball Earth global glacial events occurred and oxygen
00:45:50
built up in the atmosphere. Yet the rock record for these
00:45:52
really pivotal moments for a planet have been erased.
00:45:56
So the big mystery that scientists are still trying to answer the aliens
00:45:59
shaved it on on Earth, get wiped out.
00:46:02
We don't have a definitive answer, but there is one leading hypothesis,
00:46:06
which is the most extreme erosion event in Earth's history.
00:46:11
The erosion required to create the Great Unconformity
00:46:15
would have ground down into higher mountain ranges,
00:46:19
stripping conscience down to just their crystalline basement rocks.
00:46:24
Experts believe this wasn't just a gradual what we could have
00:46:27
lost a 2 or 3
00:46:30
technological arc periods in that maybe even continents.
00:46:34
Now the obviously made sure that it's a lot.
00:46:38
The Earth isn't an onion, is it?
00:46:39
A slowly peeling away the continental crust layers one at a time.
00:46:43
This erosion event was like ripping off, I think, for the fifth or sixth
00:46:47
rendition of Intelligent Life on North America.
00:46:49
I think we're
00:46:51
finished
00:46:51
after the massive indefinite Cambrian explosion and determined.
00:46:55
And I just believe these two then, oh no, we can't determine.
00:46:58
But I'm guessing 5
00:46:59
or 6 massive amounts of nutrients into the ocean triggering matrix?
00:47:03
I think so, and we see that there is an answer.
00:47:07
Thermal chronology studies reveal that rocks now at Earth's surface
00:47:10
might not be knowable.
00:47:12
I have to ten kilometers deep.
00:47:14
Then rapidly exposed and isotopic signature suggest unprecedented levels
00:47:19
could be infinitesimal amounts happening simultaneously still remains a mystery.
00:47:24
This entire life.
00:47:25
We don't fully understand what caused this to happen
00:47:28
everywhere around the world and to this magnitude.
00:47:31
It shows our planet is basically capable of wiping its own geological map.
00:47:35
If they say erosion though, I mean and begs the question, obviously
00:47:39
it's not compression because there would it would just be smashed in there.
00:47:42
Where did it go?
00:47:43
Thank you science series all October long. Make sure subscribe.
00:47:45
Like when the when the beach erodes away, it washes into the water.
00:47:49
I would have Halloween episode at the end of this month, but where did
00:47:53
where did that go? It had to go into space
00:47:57
if it happened.
00:47:57
All around this globe, there isn't a big pile of dirt
00:48:01
where they like excavated or where it eroded to.
00:48:04
Why couldn't it just have become molten and that's it.
00:48:07
Wouldn't it be?
00:48:08
There would be a compressed layer of that of molten lava.
00:48:12
Then somewhere, I don't know.
00:48:14
Would it be compressed?
00:48:17
What?
00:48:18
Can I find the fucking remote for this?
00:48:19
Yeah, I'm pretty sure all that earth's crust is a little compressed.
00:48:24
Otherwise it'd be all mushy and really easy to dig through
00:48:26
instead of needing, like, excavators and.
00:48:32
I'll be right back.
00:48:33
I have to go find a new jabber.
00:48:36
We'll see you next week.
00:48:38
You be from something.
00:48:41
Have you guys even
00:48:42
heard of a Martin Bailey fortification?
00:48:45
I have, I sure have, if you have.
00:48:48
Okay.
00:48:49
I kind of want to build a mine.
00:48:50
Bailey is one of the first types of castles that actually existed.
00:48:54
Okay, that came about.
00:48:55
I will say that it's clear other castles existed in this period
00:48:59
that were not of this classic Bailey design.
00:49:01
You could that just Castle, that was just a Bailey with the type of tape.
00:49:03
Or I might of these large earthwork at the end.
00:49:07
What am I?
00:49:07
Because that's my ideas. I'm not.
00:49:09
I don't have a fortified tower on top of it.
00:49:11
The king and then adjacent to it had a security section called the Bailey.
00:49:14
Now, Bailey is a word that simply means
00:49:15
the internal courtyard of a castle, and that work carried on to
00:49:18
to formally design.
00:49:19
And the internal courtyard. Yeah, it's the Bailey.
00:49:21
But going back to the Bailey. Sorry. Why isn't that a fort?
00:49:25
It's a,
00:49:28
that's the word I use for short for fortification.
00:49:32
Oh, so it's a type of Fort White.
00:49:35
Wait. All right, I'll listen. Why?
00:49:36
I listen to you.
00:49:37
I watched the castle wall, which is fine.
00:49:39
That's another word for fort.
00:49:41
Which part of this is the bailey again?
00:49:43
I don't wonder where the Bailey's were.
00:49:45
The common folk, the down the hill,
00:49:48
the the ground area inside the wall.
00:49:51
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
00:49:52
He was actually inside.
00:49:54
This is all in the church,
00:49:57
but not up the hill.
00:49:58
The mosque is up the hill.
00:50:00
The charge.
00:50:02
Did you say motte. Motte.
00:50:05
Right. The mosque.
00:50:06
The thing on the hill. Right.
00:50:09
Oh what was the question.
00:50:11
Did you say charge also.
00:50:13
No drawbridge.
00:50:16
Drawbridge. Really. That's. Yeah.
00:50:17
They have a drawbridge.
00:50:19
Could play into this, this show eventually.
00:50:21
We got a favor. Stop being used. Okay.
00:50:22
Even when castles had to be made out of stone.
00:50:24
Just like no. Some castles we might have seen even as early as after.
00:50:26
Shortly after the Norman Conquest.
00:50:28
I learned from some pigs that stable.
00:50:29
So Patterson would exist again.
00:50:31
But castles are actually made out of wood in this one.
00:50:33
Yeah, and it was still made out of wood all the way through the mainland.
00:50:37
Once again, I have a whole video on what they might have looked like, so I don't
00:50:40
continue to go forward
00:50:41
a little bit because I don't really see signs all that anyway.
00:50:44
So why?
00:50:45
Why would the modern baby design go out of favor?
00:50:46
And then I personally think it's
00:50:47
because some of the inherent weaknesses of the design,
00:50:49
which is about the bottom side of the hill, there,
00:50:52
because there's some really good parts about the castle, like for instance, and
00:50:54
and keep it above it.
00:50:54
Okay. Attacking uphill, it's a steep incline. It's really, really difficult.
00:50:57
I mean, you can't get there quickly. It's a clash of clans.
00:50:59
I know what the weaknesses are.
00:51:01
The thing is, are the modern Bailey separates, divides
00:51:03
the defensive value of the castle from having redundancies within the castle
00:51:06
that you can protect against, because are some castles in which
00:51:08
the internal Bailey's, the back, which is overloaded with thinking.
00:51:11
There's a second section where the fences.
00:51:12
Okay, now the concept is if someone captures the Bailey in one Bailey,
00:51:15
they actually able to defend themselves as well against the people.
00:51:18
And it looks like a great attack point for this little town fort down below,
00:51:22
if you can take it. Is that. That's what he just said, I believe.
00:51:26
Well, if you go er.
00:51:29
Yeah.
00:51:29
Well, always, always go er I mean, they had balloons since before.
00:51:33
Jesus.
00:51:34
I don't do air attacks.
00:51:36
I'm always ground attacker.
00:51:40
I love, I love me some go as the.
00:51:43
I don't think it's I don't understand it.
00:51:45
I think little has internal divisions apart for babies.
00:51:48
Feel like.
00:51:49
Oh oh from the other section of the Bailey.
00:51:51
And it seems like you're limited
00:51:52
to a section of the Bailey as a staging platform to take the rest.
00:51:55
But with one Bailey you capture the Bailey.
00:51:56
You have a very of ground now you can you as you were able to take the keep
00:52:01
big defensive problem.
00:52:02
And the other problem is that the key is very well defended by the Bailey.
00:52:04
Is it because it keeps an eye on a what
00:52:07
is not so easy for it to be a drag?
00:52:11
Bailey design.
00:52:11
It's actually very
00:52:12
tough for anybody minions right now that from a sizable section of the castle.
00:52:16
So it's very difficult. Now employ the main driver.
00:52:18
You're still playing the actual class all the castle itself.
00:52:21
So you see the problem.
00:52:22
Probably not one of the most wonderful parts of why it's very juvenile.
00:52:24
It's defended his home. Extremely.
00:52:26
I'm the leader. Waltham, by not being very fortified.
00:52:28
That's the most important part to find the castle.
00:52:30
It's not a place where the Lord lives at the entrance.
00:52:32
All right.
00:52:32
And so modern Bailey is very, very few things that no one else is.
00:52:35
Probably the least likely.
00:52:36
Why do I think first and second, every river race?
00:52:40
You know what you tied me for second,
00:52:44
what's a river?
00:52:45
Not not kill zone.
00:52:48
Yeah.
00:52:50
The kills.
00:52:51
All the combat.
00:52:52
You say in war. The war battle.
00:52:54
It's called a river race.
00:52:57
Oh, maybe that's why I.
00:52:58
Nobody understands when I say we'll do your war battles, right?
00:53:01
Because it's called a river race.
00:53:03
Well, you're the leader, aren't you?
00:53:05
I am, maybe you should say that.
00:53:08
Nope. Oh,
00:53:12
I've got my minions for that.
00:53:13
Oh, yes.
00:53:14
Yes. No.
00:53:17
No. Yes. Yes.
00:53:19
No. Yes yes yes yes yes.
00:53:23
No. Yes yes.
00:53:26
No no
00:53:28
okay.
00:53:30
All right. That was little.
00:53:33
Oh I why is this.
00:53:38
Could we do.
00:53:41
You got let it finish.
00:53:42
And then the next time you started it'll start from the beginning.
00:53:45
It didn't used to do that.
00:53:46
They made a stupid sound section instead of background music.
00:53:49
See if I do this.
00:53:50
Oh, yeah, I stop it.
00:53:52
It starts right back at the beginning.
00:53:53
Oh, I'm wrong.
00:53:54
They changed everything. Okay, that's. There you go.
00:53:58
That doesn't work well for us.
00:53:59
StreamYard.
00:54:04
But I've heard it now works on safari.
00:54:06
Oh. Yes.
00:54:07
StreamYard now works on safari.
00:54:11
I also heard that the algorithm favors
00:54:13
the, the weird, like, doing it like this.
00:54:18
I heard that, too.
00:54:20
But I refuse because it's so much easier on my phone than my TV.
00:54:25
Right? Yeah,
00:54:27
yeah.
00:54:28
And if I. On TikTok, I don't.
00:54:30
I don't even know.
00:54:32
Yeah. You know.
00:54:33
Yeah, you are, but not for a while.
00:54:35
Nothing updated.
00:54:37
Okay.
00:54:38
I refuse to pay that extraordinarily
00:54:40
large amount to, I've always got people asking me, why aren't you on iTunes?
00:54:45
I'm like, I don't know, we're on iTunes.
00:54:48
Oh, we are. Yes.
00:54:49
Yeah, I don't know.
00:54:51
I mean, they can't Apple Podcast now, but it's it's iTunes doesn't exist.
00:54:56
Okay.
00:54:58
I would also like to, to pimp our,
00:55:03
our merch store.
00:55:04
It's flat transcom.
00:55:06
I'm thinking about getting the QR code for flat for the merch store
00:55:10
tattooed on my forehead.
00:55:13
What do you think about that?
00:55:14
Comments.
00:55:16
Come on.
00:55:16
If you want to see me, get a tattoo of the QR code for the merch
00:55:20
store on my forehead, there it is on the screen right now.
00:55:24
There it is.
00:55:25
I could almost aim it on the oh wait, let me.
00:55:29
I didn't like this.
00:55:32
It would look like this. Brilliant.
00:55:35
So now I always have a problem though.
00:55:36
So I just gave everyone the QR code on their phone.
00:55:39
What the fuck are you supposed to point at it to get it?
00:55:42
It's all right.
00:55:43
You can screenshot and then look at your the picture and tap the QR code.
00:55:50
To take a screenshot.
00:55:51
Right now.
00:55:53
Yeah.
00:55:54
Go ahead do it.
00:55:56
I can
00:55:57
actually the thing that holds my phone is blocking the buttons that I need to hit.
00:56:02
But I can just type in fladgerants.com and go right there.
00:56:07
And what I kind of want to include in our Christmas album
00:56:11
is every time I sang acapella,
00:56:13
like, my serenades,
00:56:17
that should definitely go on our Christmas
00:56:18
album.
00:56:23
That's coming up.
00:56:26
That's crazy.
00:56:28
Right?
00:56:28
Well, my favorite holiday by far is Halloween,
00:56:33
and I think that's coming sooner.
00:56:35
But do you know what's even sooner than that?
00:56:38
Canadian Thanksgiving, Columbus
00:56:41
Day, a graveyard segment
00:56:44
at the cemetery is right
00:56:46
there. You.
00:56:58
We actually haven't
00:56:59
figured out the lighting for that, but I think I'm kind of solution.
00:57:02
I can grab a flashlight.
00:57:05
Oh, yes, we are.
00:57:07
We've the wheel.
00:57:08
And now you've mastered light.
00:57:11
You like a flashlight?
00:57:13
No. No drawer. Bad drawer.
00:57:16
That's a bad drawer.
00:57:18
Speaking of Columbus Day,
00:57:21
the natives didn't even figure out the wheel
00:57:23
completely yet. No.
00:57:28
I not even by accident.
00:57:32
Anyway. No.
00:57:37
Speaking of Native Americans, that's the end of our graveyard
00:57:40
segment.
00:57:48
We're.
00:57:50
I really thought the Hopi, Indian
00:57:52
and people story was interesting.
00:57:56
Like they called them and people because they live underground.
00:57:59
Who are they talking about
00:58:01
as they talk about Agartha?
00:58:04
Can they just be caves
00:58:06
and the like down in the.
00:58:10
Yeah. They could.
00:58:11
Where are these cave people?
00:58:13
Show me the cave people. Tons of caves.
00:58:15
The people don't have to live in the caves anymore.
00:58:17
They realize that they could live aboveground and with shelter.
00:58:21
Okay.
00:58:22
And have you ever been on a deserted island?
00:58:24
The first thing you find is a hole to live in.
00:58:25
And then you build a shelter, have debris, and watch survivor.
00:58:29
Well,
00:58:31
you evolve out of the hole, is what I'm saying.
00:58:34
The be one reason evolved into a right handed person.
00:58:38
I like the right handed, left handed comment.
00:58:39
I believe my sister's left handed.
00:58:41
She's not creative or special in any way. Yeah.
00:58:44
So, here's a weird thing.
00:58:46
My grandfather, who was left handed, my brother who was left handed.
00:58:50
Those are my two main opponents.
00:58:54
Billiards.
00:58:54
Besides my dad, who was right handed.
00:58:56
But since I learned from my grandfather and my brother
00:58:59
because my dad was busy, usually doing something important, whereas,
00:59:04
my brother and my grandfather and I can just screw around
00:59:06
because my grandfather was retired and my brother was doing absolutely nothing.
00:59:10
Wish me a happy birthday yesterday, by the way. But,
00:59:14
they were both left handed.
00:59:15
So since I'd learned to play billiards from two lefties,
00:59:20
I shoot pool left hand enough.
00:59:24
Brilliant. Dude.
00:59:25
I play cards opposite handed because my mom taught me before
00:59:27
I was smart enough to realize, and I just literally mirrored her actions.
00:59:31
Yes, well, if you guys.
00:59:33
What are you talking about, face these cards on your hand.
00:59:36
And what?
00:59:37
Yeah.
00:59:38
So so there's a there's a way to deal right handed and.
00:59:41
Yeah. Just know just stuff.
00:59:43
You hold the deck in your left hand and you deal right handed,
00:59:46
or you hold the deck in your right hand if you.
00:59:49
Yeah, that's how makeable
00:59:50
when you fold the cards out, you hold them in a particular hand and
00:59:54
send them to the table with the other hand.
00:59:55
And I just do it left handed and I'm right handed, that's all. Sorry.
00:59:58
I didn't mean to offend you.
01:00:01
Just don't.
01:00:02
What else do you do?
01:00:04
I'm also a switch batter.
01:00:06
But that was because I had a two handed backhand in tennis.
01:00:09
Oh, whoa.
01:00:10
I walk with my feet.
01:00:13
There's nothing wrong with being a switch batter.
01:00:16
Who? He turned his mike off.
01:00:18
No, unfortunately, I can't.
01:00:21
It just doesn't do anything it says.
01:00:24
Can't unmute your guest because they choose to mute themselves.
01:00:27
You like that?
01:00:29
I I'm not.
01:00:30
He likes that.
01:00:34
Yeah.
01:00:34
He does words.
01:00:35
In other words,
01:00:35
I can mute him when he's not muted, but when he is muted, I can't beat him.
01:00:39
No, don't worry, I'm already getting my own shit because I spilled my beer.
01:00:42
So I'm cleaning it up on my way, right?
01:00:44
Yeah.
01:00:48
I haven't seen draw today
01:00:51
or for my birthday
01:00:53
or for my birthday party or for the show tonight.
01:00:57
I wasn't invited.
01:00:58
Yeah, the invitation was a little cryptic and open ended and confusing.
01:01:03
It was non-existent.
01:01:04
It's,
01:01:06
I wouldn't go that. I wouldn't go that far.
01:01:08
I would.
01:01:09
Everybody knew what the hell was going on. No.
01:01:12
No one except. Except for you guys, bro.
01:01:15
Never have any clue what the hell's going on.
01:01:19
And that's why I'm here.
01:01:29
Everything that guy just says.
01:01:30
Bullshit.
01:01:32
Thank you.
01:01:34
Thank you.
01:01:37
All right.
01:01:37
Where where where where are we doing?
01:01:39
Oh, play me a sandwich or something.
01:01:43
Yet everything is just, I'm guessing wrong.
01:01:50
Awesome.
01:01:51
They want to know you.
01:01:55
What is the hotel?
01:01:55
Want to know?
01:01:56
Come on. What is so weird?
01:01:57
I don't know, they hung up immediately.
01:02:00
Oh, where
01:02:01
the fuck my remote is for my goddamn TV?
01:02:04
Come. Don't. Don't touch.
01:02:07
Answer that one.
01:02:09
I'll get it. Let me answer.
01:02:13
Legends.
01:02:16
Come on. One.
01:02:17
Five. Eight.
01:02:18
Six. Three. Ranch three. Hello?
01:02:21
Y'all phone ringing.
01:02:23
Y'all playing in McMahon.
01:02:25
Come pick up that phone.
01:02:27
You're calling another room.
01:02:29
I don't know what the hell you want from me, bro.
01:02:30
Put him on the show, bro.
01:02:32
I was about you.
01:02:33
I thought it was a prank, Oliver, because I'm like, it's.
01:02:36
It's not like you're drunk.
01:02:39
What do I do to dial out?
01:02:40
It's like, I don't fucking know, dude.
01:02:41
Obviously not that dude.
01:02:44
Just tell him. Nine. What? What, this? Yeah.
01:02:47
025863. Ranch three. Oh, God damn.
01:02:50
I should've told them that.
01:02:52
Yeah. You know what?
01:02:53
About five, eight, six, five.
01:02:56
So good question.
01:02:57
Right. Can. Hello.
01:03:00
Can we have some more towers in the morning?
01:03:02
Yeah.
01:03:04
Asian and turn Mexican.
01:03:06
Call him back. Stop.
01:03:08
Since I don't like my specific room.
01:03:10
Yes I wouldn't you like I don't think I don't would smash on the keypad.
01:03:15
Well it's not too hard to type dial a room number.
01:03:17
I mean, you could guess at least ten of them.
01:03:20
Yeah, but I think they have,
01:03:21
like, buttons that you can just push here that says, you know, front desk.
01:03:25
Yeah. I think I would push that one first.
01:03:27
Press it.
01:03:29
Yeah, I'm straight back to them.
01:03:32
That's a sandwich.
01:03:34
Look at that sandwich.
01:03:35
Freaking sandwich.
01:03:40
It's Gangster Chef a.k.a Thug Peach.
01:03:43
And today we got another delicious recipe for your bitches Matthew McConaughey's
01:03:47
Bible tuna salad recipe. He agrees.
01:03:49
So you going to have a long bone in your pants when you eat this shit?
01:03:52
Water chicken? Also, be ready.
01:03:55
Pick this the sauce and Elphaba fruit chopped up spicy links.
01:04:00
Shout out to all my venues.
01:04:02
Okay. You're hot. What do you
01:04:04
two grenade.
01:04:05
It's two tuna cane. It's like Tom.
01:04:07
Tom is flat surf or whatever the fuck you see.
01:04:11
Bus will be okay. I got the flat, so no bitches.
01:04:13
Oh, green, I like wet, but today we make an exception.
01:04:16
Take your Caucasian hot sauce.
01:04:18
Give it a little squeeze. That's ketchup.
01:04:20
Now, this is one of these respectable.
01:04:22
Oh, Mr.. This shit.
01:04:23
Oh, teaspoon, this tablespoon of today. Fuck all that.
01:04:25
Do it to taste.
01:04:27
Taste this shit.
01:04:27
If it tastes good, then you did the shit.
01:04:29
Okay.
01:04:30
Singing wasabi, wasabi, zesty sauce.
01:04:33
Some of y'all this.
01:04:35
That's all right.
01:04:36
Hey, yo, Matthew Goode, a thug in a movie.
01:04:37
One time I can be in Tropic Thunder two.
01:04:40
I could be a black guy that actually plays a black guy.
01:04:42
No way they could do Travis Green on it.
01:04:44
Is to keep my chocolate from onions.
01:04:47
Making a thug cry like that scene in interstellar.
01:04:52
Races.
01:04:53
I like my apples with a little experience on them.
01:04:57
Open up to my apples like it's so weird.
01:05:00
Oh look, the Granny Smith ones are the youngest, hardest sour, unripe apple.
01:05:05
But been a little salty on it is. Stir it.
01:05:08
Are you sure about that? All right.
01:05:10
My mama love Matthew McConaughey.
01:05:11
They're green. Mom, I see all those bags.
01:05:14
The apples.
01:05:15
He's everything.
01:05:16
But some weed.
01:05:17
Tells me everything about what's better.
01:05:20
Matthew McConaughey free. It's open night.
01:05:22
Tuna sandwich or Hitler's banana bread?
01:05:26
I've never tasted Matthew McConaughey.
01:05:31
Okay, well, let's recap Fladge Rants.
01:05:39
Some three minute sandwich.
01:05:42
Guys, we're out here.
01:05:45
Made for me.
01:05:48
That's fucking delicious on
01:05:50
I fucking I it I you I fucking love you. Not.
01:05:53
I look so young.
01:06:00
Where's the sound, man?
01:06:02
No. No, you don't need sulfur.
01:06:03
This is a grilled cheese accent that you must use for buttering.
01:06:08
And he uses the the spray.
01:06:14
It's.
01:06:15
Toss him in the oven.
01:06:18
That is pretty sick.
01:06:21
Grilled cheese is is is flipping is just too, too much for him.
01:06:26
He's like that.
01:06:27
They're done.
01:06:29
He didn't do anything.
01:06:30
It's great. Fantastic.
01:06:33
I'm doing that
01:06:34
I don't know I love the grilled cheese.
01:06:41
Through.
01:06:49
Well what I get my grilled cheese in anyways?
01:06:52
Tomato bisque.
01:06:53
But if you can't afford that, Campbell's is fine.
01:06:57
And 12.
01:06:57
I'm sorry, I everything you say has this weird
01:07:01
undertone of innuendo.
01:07:04
What do you what do you what do you dip your what in again
01:07:08
grilled cheese in what it means tomato bisque.
01:07:14
I don't know about the.
01:07:16
Yeah.
01:07:17
She she got a for me.
01:07:20
And then while you're doing that the dog doing.
01:07:23
Hey there's your.
01:07:32
Oh. Well,
01:07:34
I like it. One thing that was good.
01:07:35
One lasted.
01:07:36
It was tiny.
01:07:37
One lasted.
01:07:38
Oh, yeah. I love the little burgers.
01:07:41
I love the Asmr.
01:07:43
Oh, yeah.
01:07:48
I don't know, dude.
01:07:48
I watch this guy.
01:07:49
You ever see the guy that did that?
01:07:50
Like, cement houses and shit like this?
01:07:53
All the miniature.
01:07:53
He takes me a little
01:07:56
wheelbarrow.
01:07:58
Oh, don't you just shoot.
01:08:00
It reminds me of that.
01:08:03
A lot of ridiculous work.
01:08:06
Yeah.
01:08:10
Is he
01:08:10
gonna, like, feed it to his cat when he's done?
01:08:14
Oh, I've got a little dog.
01:08:16
Little good
01:08:18
little blood.
01:08:24
It's.
01:08:24
It's a lot of work for nothing.
01:08:27
Yeah.
01:08:27
Can I have 1700 of those, please?
01:08:30
Yeah.
01:08:33
Or maybe just make one big one.
01:08:35
That seems to be.
01:08:38
Or make it round or stop with the square patties.
01:08:41
Unless we have a square.
01:08:42
What do you have against Wendy's?
01:08:46
You say one more bad thing about Wendy's,
01:08:49
and you and I are gonna have words.
01:08:51
It's the most unhealthiest.
01:08:55
I don't think fast food grammar.
01:08:58
We got the best.
01:08:59
Your grammar.
01:08:59
Next is the unhealthiest, most
01:09:03
the most unhealthiest, silliest. Sorry.
01:09:06
It's of which the most unhealthiest is where it is.
01:09:09
Finally. Thank you.
01:09:12
That was abysmal.
01:09:14
I pray to Jesus.
01:09:17
Hey, do you have to remember what next week's topic is?
01:09:20
Scribes.
01:09:22
Yeah, I have one.
01:09:24
Well I'll draw. Was complaining that I.
01:09:26
I choose this topic too late and it's arbitrary.
01:09:29
This one's intentional on purpose.
01:09:32
Early. And scribes.
01:09:35
But we can't do that here.
01:09:37
We can't do that one here.
01:09:40
Oh, yeah.
01:09:41
Mean Judah, we got a helicopter crashes and guess what's up there on Rumble and.
01:09:47
Oh, yeah, and we can't do the mashup
01:09:51
for sure.
01:09:52
One more sandwich.
01:09:52
I missed a sandwich. That's my fault.
01:09:55
Yeah, this one's really good.
01:09:57
It it it's quick, it's quick.
01:09:58
It's just a it's a burger. That's not even a burger.
01:10:01
George, do you want any more sandwich clips?
01:10:03
Are you hungry or you make your sandwich?
01:10:05
If a for sandwiches. What is it?
01:10:07
Was your fix or sandwiches.
01:10:09
Stupid fuck.
01:10:12
Yeah.
01:10:12
This one.
01:10:17
Is to a burger under all that brisket.
01:10:20
It's not a burger. It's not a hamburger.
01:10:23
Look at that. There's no it's not burger.
01:10:26
It's not ground be cicada.
01:10:28
No daddy burger.
01:10:30
Yeah.
01:10:31
That's a no daddy brisket sandwich.
01:10:34
Right? Right. It's the same.
01:10:37
While all burgers are sandwiches, not all sandwiches are burgers.
01:10:41
You're absolutely correct about that.
01:10:43
So got to hit this for that daddy burger.
01:10:47
Yeah yeah, yeah you do.
01:10:51
I'm surprised you found it.
01:10:54
Oh. Whoa.
01:10:55
What's all the fucking heat for, man?
01:10:57
What did I do?
01:10:58
Jesus.
01:10:59
Oh, are you sick?
01:11:01
No. Why do I sound sick when you go through menopause?
01:11:04
You know, you sound like one punch, man.
01:11:06
I am one punch, man. One, one.
01:11:09
You go to college? Sure. One fist.
01:11:12
Oh, I said I'm sorry.
01:11:13
I thought the I thought the topic this week was fisting that voice thing.
01:11:18
I thought it was frosting, like my birthday cake.
01:11:21
One of my videos is still playing.
01:11:23
Oh, it's the channel.
01:11:24
It's my birthday because I'm wearing the silly hat.
01:11:28
Oh, wait, it's your birthday suit.
01:11:29
Hat, I get it. That's clever.
01:11:33
Naked head. Oh.
01:11:36
Yeah. Make it neck.
01:11:37
It's a very clever way to say you're one punch man.
01:11:41
Yeah,
01:11:42
the lab coated baldy.
01:11:46
That's what I want to say, that I'm Bob.
01:11:48
We watch the last two minutes of,
01:11:50
the first episode of One Punch Man and Rumble also.
01:11:52
So we got three things to look forward to.
01:11:54
And. Yeah, peanut, I'm not looking forward to that at all.
01:11:57
We can't play this.
01:11:58
I know we still got to do this here.
01:12:00
Oh, here we go.
01:12:03
You know where in the world is draw?
01:12:06
Yeah, well, it's good, cause they do look like down in the room.
01:12:13
Are you in?
01:12:14
Yeah.
01:12:14
Same exact thing to tell.
01:12:17
Some story gets a drop like that.
01:12:20
Clears up where he's been.
01:12:22
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
01:12:27
Well, tell me where in the world is Dr.
01:12:31
Drew? Yo, Jericho.
01:12:35
Draw, was pretty crazy, but,
01:12:41
And, but,
01:12:46
Where in the world is draw?
01:12:49
Whoa! Oklahoma!
01:12:50
Serious echo. Where's that? Come.
01:12:52
Oh, there, there.
01:12:54
Southern Oklahoma.
01:12:57
Piece of cake. It's dark there.
01:12:58
So he's definitely in the Western Hemisphere.
01:13:01
Pizza cake.
01:13:03
Wait. Eastern. Have it. Wait. What is the.
01:13:04
How do they determine the east and west hemispheres?
01:13:07
That's such a thing or two to north and south?
01:13:10
They have both.
01:13:12
It's from the Prime Meridian.
01:13:14
Let's. That'll do. That'll help.
01:13:15
We can eliminate three quarters of the globe.
01:13:18
Are you in the North or South hemisphere?
01:13:23
He's in North America, I don't know.
01:13:24
Okay. North hemisphere and now East or west?
01:13:27
West? Yes.
01:13:29
It's the north western hemisphere. There you go, everyone.
01:13:31
I'm going with Oklahoma. You're welcome.
01:13:34
Where are the wind blows?
01:13:35
We've been through the waters.
01:13:37
I'm going with Saint Louis, Missouri. Oh,
01:13:42
Missouri.
01:13:42
So we're both wrong.
01:13:43
Look, by the look on his face, I'm pretty sure it was Saint Louis.
01:13:47
I'm correct that we're wrong.
01:13:50
Well,
01:13:52
are there any other guesses?
01:13:54
This is riveting.
01:13:58
But when you're going to go back and there are no questions.
01:14:01
You got my shirt on.
01:14:03
Are you in Tulsa,
01:14:06
okay.
01:14:06
Oklahoma?
01:14:09
No. Well.
01:14:16
Oh, no.
01:14:17
We suck again.
01:14:20
Yep. Yeah. Piece of shit.
01:14:22
That's what? That piece of shit shirt.
01:14:24
Yeah. That.
01:14:25
That guy do not get to play this song this week.
01:14:28
It's very disappointing,
01:14:30
even though it was the ref's fault we've got.
01:14:33
Well, I even said that wasn't a penalty.
01:14:37
Yeah. It's strange.
01:14:38
Well, we're guessing where draw is and we see our own show,
01:14:41
which is pretty cool on the show because I can't find the fucking remote
01:14:45
for the TV.
01:14:45
So we can see our own show on the show.
01:14:47
Is that what our show looks like?
01:14:50
I believe so I can, I can play, I have a weird ass
01:14:52
curl is that I see like a oh look, though.
01:14:57
Yeah.
01:14:57
It's distracting.
01:14:58
George, your draw to your draw. Go.
01:15:01
You're gonna have to.
01:15:01
You're gonna have to go up a little bit.
01:15:03
Oh. Thank you.
01:15:05
You know, like Brad Pitt always tries to make himself a little ugly.
01:15:09
You're going to have to do that.
01:15:10
We've had some viewers. Yeah, I really like that.
01:15:13
Yeah, yeah. You're distracting the.
01:15:15
We all we all do it.
01:15:19
You're all distracted by me.
01:15:22
Yeah. Or by you too.
01:15:24
Well, the green dildo.
01:15:25
You talking to blue by you.
01:15:28
I love that green, though. The,
01:15:31
You know.
01:15:32
So. And and trying to find,
01:15:35
I love that green dildo in trying to find the remote.
01:15:38
I did stumble upon this little bad boy.
01:15:42
Oh, yeah.
01:15:47
Teach me what I do not see.
01:15:49
If I have done inquiry, I will do no more.
01:15:54
Should he repay it according to your terms.
01:15:57
Just because you disavow it,
01:15:59
you must choose and not I therefore speak what you know.
01:16:03
Men of understanding say to me.
01:16:05
Wise men who listen to me.
01:16:07
Jove speaks without knowledge.
01:16:09
His words are without wisdom.
01:16:11
Oh, that job, we're tired to the utmost,
01:16:15
because his answers are like those of wicked men.
01:16:18
For he adds rebellion to his sin.
01:16:20
He claps his hand among us, and manipulates his words against God.
01:16:25
That's not King James.
01:16:26
Is that Gideon's?
01:16:28
Yeah.
01:16:29
Oh, I know, it's because, you know, because you're in a hotel.
01:16:33
A way of worded.
01:16:36
It's like Gideon's
01:16:37
says not try to sound before the world ends.
01:16:41
Do you know the Bible says seven trumpets will sound before the world ends.
01:16:45
Each trumpet is a warning.
01:16:47
The first fire and hail burned trees and grass.
01:16:52
Then the second, a burning mountain falls into the sea.
01:16:55
The third, a star named Wormwood poisons water.
01:16:59
The fourth, the sun, moon, and stars lose their light.
01:17:03
The fifth locusts come out of smoke to torment people.
01:17:07
The sixth four angels bring destruction.
01:17:10
The seventh heaven announces the kingdom belongs to our Lord.
01:17:15
Are you ready? Type. Amen. If you are a man.
01:17:22
Now read
01:17:24
back and watch.
01:17:27
Oh. Gary.
01:17:27
Come on, it's you. That's.
01:17:30
What are you going to.
01:17:31
Come on.
01:17:36
What is it?
01:17:36
Coming on? That's a bitch.
01:17:39
Merry Christmas motherfucker.
01:17:41
I don't know what that.
01:17:42
And I've been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly anyway.
01:17:45
Yeah.
01:17:52
Sure.
01:17:52
In the world.
01:17:56
Yeah.
01:17:56
So, like a monkey, and you smell like one, two. Hey.
01:18:03
Oh, that was amazing.
01:18:06
I wish I could have zoomed in on it.
01:18:08
Oh my God.
01:18:10
So, what do you guys think?
01:18:11
Stick a stick with sports?
01:18:12
What do you guys think about,
01:18:14
Fifth. Third Park.
01:18:17
Fifth third bank Park.
01:18:18
So that's, that's a, little,
01:18:21
triple Triple-A ball club in, the Carolinas, I believe.
01:18:25
Well, it's going to be,
01:18:27
it's going to be a baseball park in Detroit.
01:18:31
They're going to keep it Comerica because they want to cater to the neighborhood.
01:18:34
That's what they said it.
01:18:36
They Comerica even agreed until 2045.
01:18:40
They'll keep it for a year.
01:18:42
They can't. The bank doesn't exist anymore.
01:18:44
Did you see my fifth year literally this year?
01:18:46
This season? The season just ended the beginning of the season.
01:18:48
They ripped down a Tiger sign.
01:18:50
There was amazing wrought iron, huge
01:18:54
and put up Comerica in the same iron style.
01:18:57
Well, Comerica was purchased.
01:18:59
Comerica was bought out by Fifth Third Bank.
01:19:01
So it will be that third park.
01:19:04
That was I was talking to the Comerica employees
01:19:06
and they were told it was a merger or whatever.
01:19:10
I'm sure they're told the truth.
01:19:11
It was a hostile takeover after what
01:19:14
it told that, they were nothing but excited about the merger.
01:19:18
And they look forward to their new overlords.
01:19:20
Yes. How do you say murder or merger?
01:19:23
Oh, I definitely said merger, because we're definitely talking about the.
01:19:31
Guy. I hope the timing was good on that one or otherwise.
01:19:33
I'm in a lot of trouble because I forgot. No, you did it.
01:19:36
Usually I stop saying it.
01:19:37
So no matter what the timing is there.
01:19:39
But I just kept right on talking.
01:19:41
Yeah. Good job.
01:19:43
No, you did it. You cut it out.
01:19:46
The war is over too.
01:19:47
We forgot about that
01:19:50
ten there.
01:19:50
There's actually peace in the Middle East.
01:19:53
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:19:54
Gaza is a great vacation spot now.
01:19:57
And and people didn't want that man to be present as a
01:20:02
he brought peace to the Middle East.
01:20:05
You're in a new Trump hotel on the Gaza Strip.
01:20:08
Yeah.
01:20:10
Yes, that's for sure.
01:20:11
It's okay.
01:20:13
I pronounce it Gaza.
01:20:15
It's,
01:20:18
As opposed to Gaza.
01:20:20
It's not appropriate.
01:20:22
I'm not allowed to say Gaza hard.
01:20:23
Are Gaza?
01:20:24
Not unless you are darker.
01:20:30
Dang it.
01:20:34
Are you
01:20:35
a place that you've been before on this show?
01:20:40
I mean, am I?
01:20:43
Yeah, I'm always in places I've been before on the show.
01:20:47
Generally I'm not.
01:20:48
I try to go to new places. I've never been.
01:20:50
I've been on the show before. You?
01:20:52
Yeah. Yeah, I've seen a
01:20:54
I've seen the green, the.
01:20:59
I love that green.
01:21:00
Yellow.
01:21:02
You're in New England.
01:21:04
No, that's.
01:21:06
You have a nor'easter right there.
01:21:07
The windows would be blown out.
01:21:12
Cleveland.
01:21:13
Oh, yeah.
01:21:14
You're in a lo. You're in a tiny little hotel.
01:21:16
First floor, second floor.
01:21:17
He's still in the Midwest.
01:21:19
I see by the street lights I you're lower than the street lights,
01:21:21
so you're clearly the small hotel.
01:21:30
Maybe Milwaukee.
01:21:36
No, I guess not.
01:21:39
He would have said something
01:21:41
C Muted out of there.
01:21:43
Direct snap throw to God who gets it. And
01:21:47
he doesn't get it.
01:21:51
And you're wrong okay.
01:21:56
So this play was deemed illegal because the referee said that
01:21:59
the quarterback under center has to make a stop for at least one second
01:22:05
before he goes in motion, but that's if he's under center.
01:22:09
Yeah.
01:22:10
So first of all, his hands are not under center.
01:22:14
So he's he's just near the center.
01:22:17
But even if he was under center,
01:22:19
he stopped there under center for way longer than one second.
01:22:22
And I cannot find I'm not saying that big football is behind this,
01:22:26
but I cannot find a clip that shows any time before him starting right there.
01:22:31
Like, it just starts with him moving.
01:22:33
But I watched the show live and he was he stood by for a second.
01:22:37
He literally stood there long enough to touch the guy's ass like you.
01:22:41
It literally starts right there.
01:22:43
So they're saying because
01:22:44
because he touched his ass, he was under center right?
01:22:47
Okay.
01:22:49
So if you're an ass toucher
01:22:50
or you're a quarterback, please comment or call 1563.
01:22:54
Yeah, even worse.
01:22:55
Yeah, I want to know if this was was legal or not.
01:23:01
I'm going to call it.
01:23:01
And they didn't review it right away.
01:23:04
A couple other anomalies is the Kansas City Chiefs didn't get a penalty called
01:23:08
against them until there was one minute 20s left to go in the game.
01:23:12
Yeah, they were like, oh, wait a minute.
01:23:14
So they're either really, really, really disciplined and really, really good.
01:23:17
Which is possible.
01:23:18
Yeah. Or.
01:23:21
Or the NFL is completely run by Vegas and.
01:23:28
So after this play was out of their direct snap,
01:23:32
I want to point out something football based off.
01:23:34
Forget that the play didn't count.
01:23:36
This receiver right here on the left is Amarah Saint Brown.
01:23:40
Yeah.
01:23:41
And people need to comment on his fucking blocking ability.
01:23:44
Look at this motherfucker. They're direct. Snap.
01:23:46
He's the one that takes the guy out and puts him on the ground
01:23:49
so he can go to where there's a better close up of it.
01:23:52
Last year in Detroit where we've seen 50 pound come here.
01:23:56
Oh no he doesn't. He's right there.
01:23:59
Boom.
01:24:00
Throw it out to your quarterback.
01:24:01
He blew them up.
01:24:03
Yeah. In that wildcat formation.
01:24:06
And everybody does the same thing.
01:24:07
Commentators are celebrating everybody celebrating it.
01:24:10
They're trying to figure out if he's allowed.
01:24:12
Oh wait a second.
01:24:13
Now they're trying to figure out if it's allowed their terrible calling.
01:24:16
Bring out news analyst Terry.
01:24:18
Yeah, absolutely. Mike.
01:24:20
That's the truth about a trick plays.
01:24:23
It's tricky.
01:24:25
Yeah.
01:24:25
That was my concern is if you're an NFL team,
01:24:27
don't you think that they like, call the referee.
01:24:30
Hey, you know, what do you think about this play?
01:24:32
Can we do it?
01:24:33
They even, I'm told, meet with the referee and say we're going to do this.
01:24:37
Play.
01:24:38
They didn't say anything.
01:24:39
Then.
01:24:42
Or maybe they can't.
01:24:43
I don't know, it just seems strange.
01:24:46
I'm not saying it's a conspiracy.
01:24:48
The lions acted like fucking children at the end, pushing and shoving.
01:24:51
Now he's going to be suspended for another game.
01:24:53
That's going to hurt them next week.
01:24:55
They definitely lost the game, but they had no help from the possible,
01:25:00
tilted referees.
01:25:05
We've
01:25:05
got a terrible record at Arrowhead and we beat them last year.
01:25:09
So maybe, maybe we were do a loss there.
01:25:13
Yeah. Four and two is still far.
01:25:14
I mean we're fine. I'm not panicking.
01:25:16
Who's panicking? I'm panicking.
01:25:18
What about you? What's your name?
01:25:21
Oh, no.
01:25:22
We suck again.
01:25:25
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
01:25:27
Yeah.
01:25:27
No, I know what he's going to say.
01:25:31
Dude.
01:25:34
But every time he leans on a sports stuff saying, nerd, I don't think he understood
01:25:37
high school, right?
01:25:39
That's not how nerds work, though.
01:25:41
The jocks shoved me in my locker.
01:25:46
Any more guesses before we move on?
01:25:49
Yeah.
01:25:52
Oklahoma.
01:25:53
Saint Louis, Saint Louis, not Missouri, Saint Louis,
01:25:58
Saint Louis, Tulsa, not Oklahoma, Saint Louis, Kansas city, Kansas City.
01:26:03
You're in Kansas City sometimes.
01:26:05
He's in Kansas City now.
01:26:06
He's back in Ohio.
01:26:10
Dude, where in the world is he going to be?
01:26:13
I passed by Atlanta on my way here.
01:26:15
Oh, where are you?
01:26:16
Oh, wait a minute.
01:26:17
Michigan.
01:26:18
Michigan is back in. It's a trick question.
01:26:21
He was in Florida.
01:26:23
No, no. He's back.
01:26:25
He's back where he was last week. I forget the name of the place.
01:26:28
Yeah, that's. I tried to say it first.
01:26:29
I try to remind everybody to say it, and I said, go to
01:26:32
for a look for me Sedona or something instead.
01:26:36
Clark I don't know.
01:26:38
Capac yeah, right.
01:26:39
No, I watched the freaking show back.
01:26:41
You had to tell him, and our Columbus Day, he's got Columbus Day off for that.
01:26:49
Who write story?
01:26:50
Yes, I did, I forgot it, you know.
01:26:53
You know what it is.
01:26:55
I know what it is. Show.
01:26:57
I watched the show.
01:26:59
That was.
01:27:06
Check it out.
01:27:06
Some mash up.
01:27:07
Mash up with a mash up. Wow.
01:27:12
That's a little hard to comes in, but still fit.
01:27:16
Oh, healing up to speed up.
01:27:23
My Columbus Day off like top speed for
01:27:28
what I was like.
01:27:30
Can I get it?
01:27:33
Was I can go from what?
01:27:37
I can find tickets for the day.
01:27:43
It's it's on. Yeah.
01:27:44
No, that's not a Cedric entertainer.
01:27:46
It sounds something like Cedric
01:27:48
got on the pickled.
01:27:52
Hey, Peck, peck,
01:27:54
peck peck at the epithet Equifax.
01:27:58
Every time.
01:28:02
With a brand at.
01:28:05
Wolverine, stop,
01:28:08
stop.
01:28:14
Stop.
01:28:17
You stupid!
01:28:20
The show doesn't keep the of the chat.
01:28:23
It really should just go right to the punching and dumb that.
01:28:33
When you drop
01:28:34
the plate, what did you say?
01:28:44
I'll be right back.
01:28:46
I have to go find a new chapter.
01:28:52
Right, I was wrong, I apologize.
01:29:03
Like.
01:29:12
That I can't get.
01:29:14
No. He can't, I can't to get the abuse.
01:29:20
That's called assault.
01:29:24
Did you remember?
01:29:25
What? No.
01:29:28
How'd you do that?
01:29:31
I'm just. I'm going to.
01:29:31
I'll be right back. I want to go watch last week's show.
01:29:34
Okay?
01:29:34
I want to be right back to
01:29:36
real quick.
01:29:39
Where's Ryan? Right.
01:29:39
You can watch right back. Here. Let me play that.
01:29:42
We got 1212 people.
01:29:44
Go ahead and comment if you.
01:29:46
Yeah you can subscribe because we could use 12 more thing you do
01:29:50
whatever the it follows that subscriptions
01:29:54
somebody do something for the love of Jesus.
01:29:58
Oh I open back up to the book of Joe. We don't need to do that again,
01:30:01
Joe. No, the Limit Joe was one of the lamest,
01:30:05
lamest books.
01:30:08
Joe. Pretty good.
01:30:10
Made for interesting Mission Impossible character.
01:30:13
Now, when the people complained, it displeased the Lord,
01:30:16
for the Lord heard it and his anger was aroused.
01:30:20
Weird.
01:30:21
So the fire of the Lord burned among them
01:30:23
and consumed some of the outskirts of the camp.
01:30:26
Then the people cried out to Moses, and
01:30:29
and when Moses prayed to the Lord, the fire was quenched.
01:30:33
So he called the name of the place Tabora,
01:30:36
because the fire of the Lord had burned among them.
01:30:39
Now the mixed multitude who were among them yielded to intense craving.
01:30:45
So the children of Israel also wept again,
01:30:48
and said, who will give us meat to eat?
01:30:51
We remember the fish which we ate freely in Egypt
01:30:54
the cucumbers, the melons, the leeks, the onions and the garlic.
01:30:58
But now our whole being is dried up.
01:31:01
There is nothing at all except this manna before our eyes.
01:31:04
Now the manna was like coriander seed, and its color like the color of.
01:31:10
But William don't know.
01:31:12
That is the people went about and gathered
01:31:15
it, grounded in the small stones, rolled it up and smoked it.
01:31:18
Can we get much higher?
01:31:20
Nice.
01:31:22
Can we get much higher?
01:31:24
So high.
01:31:26
So 0000.
01:31:33
Can we do for us.
01:31:35
Oh wow wow.
01:31:39
That's new. 000.
01:31:44
So it's funny. What do you guys like?
01:31:45
There's all the speculation about the, manna reference in the Bible.
01:31:50
Yeah.
01:31:50
Whether it's mushrooms.
01:31:55
Yeah, there's more
01:31:57
or edible gold.
01:32:01
Or just gold because you can consume it.
01:32:04
We can eat gold. Yeah.
01:32:05
So did you say eat gold?
01:32:09
Eat gold?
01:32:10
Yeah.
01:32:10
You can eat none.
01:32:11
Edible gold, actually.
01:32:15
All gold is edible
01:32:15
as long as you can swallow it and not choke on it.
01:32:19
Oh, yeah.
01:32:20
Even if you give you that, I don't know. I
01:32:24
there's evidence right there that.
01:32:28
You can choke to death.
01:32:29
I'm gold.
01:32:31
Yeah. You choke them.
01:32:32
Gold is not edible.
01:32:33
Yeah. Some gold is not edible.
01:32:35
Some burgers aren't edible.
01:32:39
Oh. Well, you know.
01:32:43
Do you need you do this just in
01:32:47
so we can just me. You.
01:32:55
Gold burgers, not edible.
01:33:00
I think, yeah.
01:33:00
If you put gold. Gold flake.
01:33:03
Yeah, I know, that's what I'm saying.
01:33:04
Like, gold is edible.
01:33:06
I kind of want that.
01:33:07
Yeah.
01:33:07
Currently, not all gold is edible.
01:33:13
I could eat all the gold in Fort Knox.
01:33:16
There's no gold in Fort Knox.
01:33:18
That's what I meant.
01:33:19
There could be some gold.
01:33:20
Oh, you're.
01:33:21
So you were in a jewelry.
01:33:24
Oh, there's not zero gold in for at Fort Knox currency.
01:33:28
How do you know?
01:33:28
Are you part of the government conspiracy that took.
01:33:30
I just know somebody's gotta have a gold chain somewhere.
01:33:33
Oh, my.
01:33:34
Like, unless it's, like, completely, ring earring.
01:33:38
Yeah, yeah, this is gold.
01:33:40
Speaking of that, about, like, degeneracy.
01:33:43
And when the pendulum swings back, white people react with hostility.
01:33:47
And then everywhere there's white everywhere.
01:33:50
The only way out of this is to stop making morality about the car.
01:33:56
I was so confused here because in our capacity
01:34:00
for good and evil, we are all
01:34:05
full capacity for good and evil.
01:34:06
Where does that come from?
01:34:09
From where does that come?
01:34:11
Equals?
01:34:13
Come on, say it.
01:34:14
See, we can't, we can't.
01:34:16
I'm gonna like, Oh, no.
01:34:19
Culturally, if you live in a world,
01:34:21
listen culturally if you will live in a world now, forget race, just culture.
01:34:24
What?
01:34:24
I mean, in a area that's so rich and so abundant
01:34:29
that you don't have to worry about stealing.
01:34:30
And there it is.
01:34:32
Yeah.
01:34:33
Can you read that? Okay.
01:34:36
Oh, no.
01:34:39
Decanter jar.
01:34:43
Do you freak out the club
01:34:45
because they dare to say hello if it rains quick
01:34:49
when the ice serves, that to go
01:34:53
where in the world is the Dr.
01:34:57
Drew? Yo, Jerry.
01:35:01
Big cater?
01:35:04
Pretty sure. Right.
01:35:06
Is that where you are?
01:35:08
Yeah.
01:35:11
Where do you go?
01:35:12
Everybody?
01:35:19
Amen.
01:35:22
Gay man.
01:35:24
I got to
01:35:26
chicken attacks.
01:35:28
Oh! Hit it!
01:35:29
You try to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
01:35:34
You killed my chickens.
01:35:38
Those were my best
01:35:40
birds, you creep suckers.
01:35:43
500 chickens.
01:35:46
You killed my chickens, you chickens!
01:35:53
Oh, you.
01:35:57
You killed my birds!
01:36:00
He's blaming Iran for killing.
01:36:02
His dog was gushing, and I was like,
01:36:04
trying to apply pressure to it, and it kept charging at me.
01:36:07
So this is an eagle attacking a chicken
01:36:10
animal.
01:36:11
This vicious animal.
01:36:14
I felt, a peck on my left hand.
01:36:18
This thing kept coming.
01:36:21
Something wrong with birds eating bird?
01:36:24
I just almost fever.
01:36:26
Just kept charging at me.
01:36:28
It's it's right footed.
01:36:31
One chicken, two chicken,
01:36:34
three chicken.
01:36:35
Four.
01:36:38
If the chickens or roosters
01:36:40
become violent again, then the Humane Society will get involved.
01:36:44
So that's a perfect segue for our highlight chicken attack.
01:36:47
This week he realized he was being attacked.
01:36:53
You gotta highlight the new feathers.
01:36:55
Oh yeah, that wild food
01:36:58
y'all.
01:37:00
So I gave her my drumstick.
01:37:02
So that was good, girl.
01:37:04
Look at those fingers. Now you have to.
01:37:07
That's finger licking, right?
01:37:09
Yeah, I like the.
01:37:11
Yeah, her hands are the chick the children are begging for.
01:37:15
Please.
01:37:15
Like, can I just get one piece, please?
01:37:20
Oh. All right.
01:37:22
Why are you yelling at me?
01:37:23
Yeah, it's those three and us. Oh,
01:37:27
oh for two seconds.
01:37:29
You know, like, I got to like,
01:37:33
I don't like you.
01:37:35
Oh, she actually watching here?
01:37:37
She just. This goes on for a while.
01:37:40
This woman who doesn't know how to eat a chicken.
01:37:43
Yeah. No kidding.
01:37:44
I'm glad I don't have to clean, but thank you pretty much.
01:37:48
You're done.
01:37:48
Like, just put it down and pick up annoying.
01:37:51
So I'm gonna.
01:37:53
Or just chew on the whole thing.
01:37:55
I'm. Oh, yeah.
01:37:56
Yeah, there's a little bit of everyone. Those bone.
01:37:58
There you go. She grabbed the bone.
01:38:00
Yeah. That's.
01:38:03
I don't I need to be a part of breast.
01:38:05
But I was.
01:38:07
It's good though but oh I love it's the finger licking is a thumb.
01:38:11
And the flat part of the one
01:38:14
I don't get. Hey,
01:38:17
she likes dark, dark, dark meat.
01:38:20
I have to I mean, it's I'm.
01:38:23
Oh. Oh, okay.
01:38:25
Yeah.
01:38:25
I'm looking this place, it gives you half a chicken.
01:38:28
Oh, yeah.
01:38:29
Like a breast.
01:38:30
It's like a biggest scratch car. Yeah.
01:38:32
We get somebody. That's my friend.
01:38:33
Now she's talking about how big her breasts are.
01:38:35
So I like me.
01:38:37
I like it when you're making money.
01:38:39
You dude, she she's with that chicken down so much, she's got that grease fucking,
01:38:44
cough in her throat.
01:38:46
You ever get that?
01:38:47
I get that when I eat, chicken chick.
01:38:49
It's so greasy.
01:38:51
I like, I like that I like the fact I eat number one.
01:38:56
I like,
01:38:58
that's number one.
01:38:59
I don't give a shit.
01:39:04
Fuck off.
01:39:06
Okay, I did, I did, I'm
01:39:08
like, I'm good at what your mouth.
01:39:11
I'm gonna wipe your mouth.
01:39:13
You can wipe your like.
01:39:15
Yeah, like a mouth to me is really good.
01:39:18
Now you know what?
01:39:19
That was pretty fun to watch.
01:39:22
I don't know how it all it all clear up on at WrestleMania.
01:39:26
I'm sure.
01:39:27
Oh, yeah. Dude, I better be myself.
01:39:29
Frees up to get that,
01:39:34
chicken that I like.
01:39:38
But you're back.
01:39:39
That's all it takes to play them I love you.
01:39:42
Come. Let's go.
01:39:43
Daddy, get more chicken eyes.
01:39:54
What?
01:39:56
What poverty is that?
01:39:58
An all time low.
01:40:01
Thank you, Donald Trump.
01:40:03
He knows exactly what to say during a lull.
01:40:07
Yeah, yeah.
01:40:07
He does.
01:40:08
Well lol
01:40:12
not a lol.
01:40:15
Now disclaimer
01:40:17
we should do this first. He.
01:40:25
Ask pledge.
01:40:26
Dear flirty, none of your important friends came to your birthday party.
01:40:31
How does that make you feel?
01:40:32
Sorry for all of your producers.
01:40:34
All of your important friends came to your birthday party?
01:40:37
Yeah, he saw Lalo and Jesse was there.
01:40:42
That was a I'm sorry.
01:40:44
What I meant to say is,
01:40:45
dear fudgy, my adult friend keeps throwing birthday parties and expects me to come.
01:40:49
And I don't want to hurt his feelings because it's quite retarded.
01:40:52
What do I tell him?
01:40:54
I'm 52 is important.
01:40:56
Signed, not ten.
01:41:00
I mean, maybe if it was your
01:41:01
50th birthday party, maybe I went to his 50th.
01:41:05
Yeah. That's true.
01:41:07
Guys, can I get you to come?
01:41:09
I'll think about it.
01:41:09
52, my 52 years old.
01:41:12
So 52 squared is 2704.
01:41:18
I'm 2700 weeks old.
01:41:23
Yeah.
01:41:23
So I would have
01:41:24
I would have showed up had I been invited as somebody that had children.
01:41:27
The official cutoff time for
01:41:29
when you stop counting ages and months is a year and a half.
01:41:33
You're just one week.
01:41:34
Even then, it should be a year and a half weeks before weeks talk.
01:41:38
2704 weeks old.
01:41:41
Weeks stops counting after four
01:41:44
or weeks.
01:41:45
Yeah.
01:41:45
When you have a baby, he's also one day old. He's six days old.
01:41:48
He's a week old. Is four weeks old is a month.
01:41:50
Month. Yeah.
01:41:51
And then he ends up being sometimes
01:41:56
what's 12, 15 months I would accept.
01:41:58
But when you get to 18 months, you have to say yeah.
01:42:01
So just over a year.
01:42:02
Just over a year kind of well then they go is he.
01:42:05
And then the woman also, does it fucking matter?
01:42:08
You're going to be one of these people?
01:42:09
My God, it does to them.
01:42:10
You got to be one of these fucking Kmart motherfuckers or sorry.
01:42:13
All right. Okay.
01:42:14
Well, they need an excuse to get a circle K, kid.
01:42:16
The fucking conversation. Well, there you go, then.
01:42:19
You should just have a party for no reason for not to have it.
01:42:22
But it's kind of like built in, you know?
01:42:24
And so I, You know what?
01:42:26
I'm not gonna judge you for him. I would have known.
01:42:28
But on the other hand, I don't have to part.
01:42:30
I don't have to participate.
01:42:33
No, you don't like to drive out here.
01:42:35
You have to visit my place in my basement.
01:42:37
But I was brought up a question you mentioned Gary.
01:42:40
Oh, let's just say that I was invited to the disc golf.
01:42:43
Was I to. It was.
01:42:44
It was at Stoney Creek. Because I didn't know.
01:42:46
I didn't know any person.
01:42:47
It wasn't. It was. I will send it.
01:42:50
You'll disc golf course in Columbus, Michigan.
01:42:53
See, Dick.
01:42:53
So how the fuck we've known that?
01:42:58
Look, he's just realizing right now
01:43:01
he didn't tell us where the disc golf party was.
01:43:03
I was waiting for that text.
01:43:05
All I got was a text about a body mind dualism.
01:43:08
Decatur.
01:43:10
I'm sorry. I'm right handed my brain.
01:43:12
You in?
01:43:14
What, is he in trouble?
01:43:19
That was funny.
01:43:21
And I missed the flat trans Christmas album.
01:43:28
Album featuring me singing, whatever it was.
01:43:34
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of garbage speech given.
01:43:36
Folks, listen up before we dive deeper into the circumstances and uncensored,
01:43:40
here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of white humor.
01:43:42
Look, we're good for the time, not a different time. Oh, okay.
01:43:45
That's crazy.
01:43:45
Well,
01:43:47
we're just trying to be on two minutes.
01:43:49
All right, here's the article.
01:43:50
I've heard this whole discourse it from this post or any random memo.
01:43:54
Is it tickle your funny bone, choose your gray matter
01:43:56
and illuminate the past to a merciful existence.
01:43:57
Any semblance of seriousness is that article to jabber everyone equally.
01:44:01
We're equal gibber offenders, all right.
01:44:02
We don't give a shit about your
01:44:03
race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs.
01:44:05
We're here to roast everyone from politicians to our own sorry selves.
01:44:08
No, Jeff would say that even great article three political jabber
01:44:12
could hold your hand or jabber anything.
01:44:13
So if our jabber venue, we're not responsible for any feelings.
01:44:17
But hey, if you can take that, we promise we'll dish out some laughs.
01:44:20
Then maybe a couple of different.
01:44:21
I give a fake news or rumor and like you hear here, I was given a $3 bill.
01:44:25
Any resemblance to real life events, whether the live or pushing up
01:44:28
daisies, is purely gibberish and probably a result of us
01:44:31
hitting the bottle too hard, we're pretty sure the earth is round.
01:44:33
Whatever.
01:44:34
Who cares?
01:44:34
Article cause why not parody and jabber our bread and butter toast
01:44:38
and you likeness to actual people or characters?
01:44:40
Is that not a reason for a jabber?
01:44:42
We might not be the smartest
01:44:43
doing the job, but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:44:46
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a row,
01:44:49
then congrats! You're our kind of.
01:44:50
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some double joy,
01:44:53
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the freakin time.
01:44:57
So buckle up and get ready for a wild ride through the absurdity of our ranch life.
01:45:02
You're a modern day Socrates, Gary.
01:45:15
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:45:18
let's get right.
01:45:19
Let me tell you something, brother.
01:45:22
What? You're gonna do that.
01:45:24
You ready to rumble?
01:45:25
Give me a double.
01:45:27
Shut up! Bitch!
01:45:29
It's a long way to Tipperary.
01:45:33
It's a long way.
01:45:35
So it's a long way to Tipperary.
01:45:39
To the sweetest girl I know.
01:45:42
Oh, goodbye my Piccadilly
01:45:46
farewell, Leicester Square.
01:45:49
It's a long, long way to Tipperary.
01:45:52
But my heart's right there.
01:45:56
Hi. I'm
01:45:59
here.
01:46:00
I got something missing.
01:46:01
There we go.
01:46:03
I do believe I have perfect pitch.
01:46:06
Oh, well, you know what?
01:46:08
It's funny you can believe that.
01:46:09
But you can't believe in anything beyond the afterlife.
01:46:11
That just boggles my fucking mind.
01:46:13
Let's argue literally.
01:46:15
Oh, let's clearly find proof that Captain Crunch pitch for.
01:46:18
And then we can roll, like, infinite,
01:46:24
conscious torment.
01:46:26
No, no, it's okay.
01:46:28
Well, that's what I was just
01:46:32
make their children, their followers follow the rules.
01:46:36
It's a hypothetical, I believe.
01:46:38
I don't believe hell is a real place where you go.
01:46:40
Oh, I don't either,
01:46:42
but just it's just the absence of.
01:46:45
We'd be real if your.
01:46:47
If your definition is just the lights off black abyss.
01:46:50
To me, that would be hell, even though you're not aware of it.
01:46:53
It's like.
01:46:54
It's like not going to a friend's 52 year old birthday parties for.
01:46:58
Let's just, there's a hypothetical. Definitely not aware of it.
01:47:00
You don't know what you missed.
01:47:02
Yeah. So it doesn't even exist to me.
01:47:05
But if you, you know, you know what a great party you had.
01:47:08
So I was in hell.
01:47:09
Yeah, I missed being in heaven.
01:47:12
Is a good analogy, right?
01:47:14
No, I liked it.
01:47:17
Adequate.
01:47:20
Attica.
01:47:21
Yeah.
01:47:22
I think any any
01:47:24
anything you're conscious of forever is hell.
01:47:30
Like.
01:47:30
Yeah. You just get bored.
01:47:33
What if it's that moment after you climax,
01:47:38
but not before you're embarrassed and shameful?
01:47:42
That euphoric moment.
01:47:43
Like you're stuck there forever.
01:47:46
And it's not torture would be a torment.
01:47:48
It would be torturous.
01:47:50
It would be eternity. Was there.
01:47:52
There was the word disorder where it was like
01:47:55
the woman had multiple climaxes back at the back.
01:47:58
Yeah, yeah, it was tortured her.
01:48:00
She was torturous.
01:48:01
Oh, well, I forgot what it's called. Multiple orgasm disorder or something.
01:48:04
You've convinced me there's no possibility of hell.
01:48:08
Okay.
01:48:09
All right, we can move on.
01:48:11
But that doesn't dismiss all the other debates and arguments.
01:48:13
One is not exclusive.
01:48:15
Heaven is not exclusively dependent on the existence of hell.
01:48:19
There's some sometimes experiments that go along with this argument, like,
01:48:22
okay, Jeannie comes to you, says,
01:48:24
you can, I can meet I can allow you to live 300 more years.
01:48:28
Do you take it?
01:48:29
Am I healthier in my 300 years old?
01:48:32
Yes. Yes, I would absolutely take it if you're healthy.
01:48:36
Right.
01:48:36
And then at the end of 300 along the ground,
01:48:39
the genie comes back to you and says, you want 300 more?
01:48:42
And I would still be like, yeah, of course I do.
01:48:45
And then and then they come back after 600
01:48:48
years, how many times would you keep saying yes?
01:48:51
Because it would be like 10 or 12, at least for me.
01:48:55
Thing is, the earth is still here.
01:48:56
If something's going to happen to the earth, I might go, no, no.
01:48:58
Right.
01:48:59
Well, they're saying Elon Musk wants to put a million people on Mars by 2050.
01:49:04
Here's the problem.
01:49:07
Other. Sir,
01:49:11
you can't survive there.
01:49:12
You can't survive the trip there.
01:49:15
The the radiation alone will make you sterile
01:49:18
and give you cancer and kill you.
01:49:21
And and then once you get there, the argument, the one argument is
01:49:24
you can't survive here.
01:49:27
Well, the argument
01:49:29
still, it's still easier to terraform Earth. But.
01:49:32
Yeah, if you can't fix Earth, why would we start?
01:49:35
Right? It's crazy.
01:49:37
It's absolutely crazy.
01:49:39
Because it's further.
01:49:40
Further from the cycle.
01:49:40
Think he's smart and retarded at the same time?
01:49:43
Is that perfect nuance like, yeah, I guess we just trust crazy.
01:49:46
He's going to get a lot of money further from the sun.
01:49:49
So much money to try.
01:49:51
Yeah. And, it's okay.
01:49:53
Otherwise it's pointless.
01:49:54
It's just like the religion argument.
01:49:58
The thing
01:49:58
about solar radiation is, once you're out of the the magnetic shield
01:50:03
that the Earth provides, it, it it drills through your body
01:50:08
and punches holes in your cells, in your DNA, in your neuron.
01:50:13
Crazy.
01:50:14
How do we live on this special bond that protects us?
01:50:17
That's ignorant.
01:50:19
It's almost as if, like this, this place is made for us to survive.
01:50:24
Only here in our prison.
01:50:26
It's like a little round jail.
01:50:28
Like jail.
01:50:29
It's the fact.
01:50:30
It's this. It's habitable too.
01:50:33
It's a three dimensional phantom. Biblical.
01:50:36
And it's biblical.
01:50:38
Mars has roughly
01:50:40
38% of the gravity Earth has.
01:50:43
So your your bones and your muscles will deteriorate.
01:50:48
No, you just need to work out more, or you just don't need them.
01:50:51
Okay, so I just saw this thing where twins sucked in blood.
01:50:55
Did you see that thing going around being sucked in?
01:50:58
Blood? There's a male.
01:50:59
There's a female that had a baby, but she had trouble having a baby.
01:51:02
So they took her blood, which they always do. And they tested.
01:51:04
And she had x, y chromosome. She had male blood.
01:51:08
And they were baffled.
01:51:09
But then they found out she was a twin.
01:51:11
And somehow the twins touched when they were in the womb.
01:51:13
And it sucked the other blood twins still inside of her.
01:51:17
So maybe maybe that happened.
01:51:20
Maybe someone inside of her is.
01:51:22
That kind of sucks.
01:51:23
I like the guessing game where you show me a picture of someone, and I have to
01:51:27
guess what gender they identify as.
01:51:32
In addition to which which sex they were assigned to birth.
01:51:37
Like, I have to guess both.
01:51:40
Okay. Yeah.
01:51:41
Show me.
01:51:43
Show me the picture.
01:51:48
Okay.
01:51:49
Assign,
01:51:51
male at birth
01:51:53
now identifies as a,
01:51:58
toaster oven.
01:52:01
I'm not gonna argue with in 2025.
01:52:03
You're not allowed to argue with that. So more power to you.
01:52:06
Okay,
01:52:08
this looks Halloween lady is persistent.
01:52:10
Genital arousal disorder.
01:52:11
Feels like you're about to orgasm.
01:52:13
And then it never goes away.
01:52:15
So it's sharp pains all the way through your legs, all the way through
01:52:18
your pelvic.
01:52:19
It's just nonstop. Yes.
01:52:26
I'm gonna come.
01:52:30
In when I was like,
01:52:30
13, 14 is when I first started noticing.
01:52:34
There's no one ever believed me.
01:52:37
I kept saying, like, I need to have sex.
01:52:38
I need to orgasm like when I was 15 to 18, just so many.
01:52:42
I felt that way, too.
01:52:43
I felt that way too. When I was her age,
01:52:46
I first noticed that something was wrong with Amanda when she fought.
01:52:49
She kept humping all the pillows in the house, found her dildo.
01:52:53
Come on her.
01:52:54
If you smoke that much, if your mother smokes that much
01:52:57
that you become leather face, your children may have orgasm.
01:53:00
Make body whatever disorder,
01:53:04
but they create.
01:53:07
That's what Freddy looks like underneath the mask.
01:53:09
It. Right.
01:53:10
As as a member of the Oversize Forehead Club, I would like to say to these women.
01:53:16
Welcome.
01:53:20
Nothing wrong with that.
01:53:25
Sorry.
01:53:30
Why can I only get cartoonish pictures?
01:53:33
That's all you get?
01:53:35
Oh, let's see the cartoon.
01:53:36
Are you going to push play with.
01:53:38
Oh, I see you're looking for him. Sorry.
01:53:40
Yeah, yeah.
01:53:42
Damn it.
01:53:42
Zoom in.
01:53:45
I was Freddy one year.
01:53:46
That was the most, most time I ever spent Halloween.
01:53:48
One year I was Freddy.
01:53:51
Well, Robert. Anyone?
01:53:52
And I bought the first white prosthetics that glued to my face
01:53:56
and then painted it all up.
01:53:58
Wow. Actually, yeah, she was having sex a lot.
01:54:01
I didn't know what it was. My whole family thought that she.
01:54:04
She's a whore.
01:54:05
A whore?
01:54:06
Yeah.
01:54:07
Everyone thought it was just like a sex addiction.
01:54:09
If I could go with the rest of my life without having orgasm, I would.
01:54:12
That's fine.
01:54:12
Honestly, back then, I was frustrated because I starting to think that I.
01:54:17
Hypochondriac, and I doubted her hypochondria.
01:54:21
I don't think that's.
01:54:22
I'm sorry.
01:54:26
I'm sorry.
01:54:26
She's okay.
01:54:27
For the record, she's never had an orgasm. Right?
01:54:30
The doctor's telling you that basically, it's nothing.
01:54:34
And I believe the doctor, even to make her daughter.
01:54:39
Some days I'm doing, I do okay.
01:54:41
And then some days I don't want to be.
01:54:43
Well, I think as you got older, I think you sort of
01:54:45
have more and more issues because, my house.
01:54:47
As if for some reason, I feel like she was having sex
01:54:49
less and less as she got older. I don't know,
01:54:52
just scroll through the pictures.
01:54:54
I don't even want to be on social media.
01:54:56
I don't want to do anything.
01:54:59
It was a huge relief when we found out that it was PGD,
01:55:02
because that was really something there was my daughter's not a horror,
01:55:06
no, no, no, that she's not lying, that she's not lying.
01:55:10
And it's the LPGA ad,
01:55:14
that's all.
01:55:15
That's literally all she cared about the mom.
01:55:17
She she's like, oh my God, we we're so glad that was it.
01:55:20
I'm going to come.
01:55:22
We're so happy that he's making all this stuff up that she's not a whore.
01:55:26
That she's not.
01:55:26
Yeah. Oh, no, I sucked it down pretty hard.
01:55:28
No, since she still is.
01:55:30
But it doesn't change.
01:55:31
Like, oh, no, we can find a cure.
01:55:33
It's like, oh, thank God my daughter's not a horror.
01:55:35
We can't move on days like that.
01:55:37
Okay, so because of how much pain I'm in, really?
01:55:39
She has a sense of humor because he should give whores this disease.
01:55:43
Yeah. Everyone, look at my man here.
01:55:45
He never made me feel bad about not working or anything like that.
01:55:48
When they say love at first sight, it really was.
01:55:52
He never made me feel bad about not working
01:55:53
because he's not working either.
01:55:55
But right. I liked her, so I was prepared.
01:55:57
He's like, dude, I don't have to shit.
01:55:59
The more I can learn, right, the more I can help her.
01:56:02
I'll go, the more I can learn with Freddy Krueger.
01:56:04
Oh my goodness.
01:56:06
I don't mean to judge this guy, but he's like, dude, he's like,
01:56:08
the more I can learn, the more I can help her quite tremendously, actually.
01:56:14
You would think that you would just have sex and it would go away.
01:56:16
It doesn't. And the logic was impeccable.
01:56:19
Captain called multiple orgasms to relieve some of the pressure.
01:56:22
I'm going to come.
01:56:24
And so when you're begging your man for sex, it's it's kind of difficult
01:56:29
because then it makes you feel like, oh, why don't you want me to even know?
01:56:32
You know, that there's an owner out there I don't want.
01:56:36
Wait, what?
01:56:37
I feel like a troll.
01:56:37
I want it to be something special.
01:56:40
Which is why.
01:56:41
No shit, dude.
01:56:42
Yeah, and I want to fucking come at the same time.
01:56:44
And then I want money to shoot over at what? Yeah.
01:56:48
So he's like, no, no, no, like,
01:56:50
I don't because it's this arousal disorder.
01:56:53
I don't we're not going to have sex right now.
01:56:55
I'd be like, you want to hop on it and fucking go, go for it.
01:56:58
Yeah, I'm going to wait till you're. Yeah, I'm going to wait till you're.
01:57:01
Who says no?
01:57:02
Especially when it's your own time.
01:57:04
I totally get it, though. He want.
01:57:05
He doesn't want to get into a car
01:57:06
that's already running, if you know what I'm saying.
01:57:09
Really is it does he that if he.
01:57:11
If she's had an alcoholic beverage, is he like no no no I don't.
01:57:15
So here's, here's the throw on things men have fragile.
01:57:17
He goes if he thinks he has nothing to do with it, he's eventually going to feel
01:57:23
not like he's, you know, any part of it.
01:57:25
So I, I, I don't I, I suggest he does a Cosby honor.
01:57:31
Yeah.
01:57:31
I, I don't know I'm pretty sure I really arousal happens
01:57:36
non specifically like you can be like all of a sudden like things can happen
01:57:41
and there can be no direct correlation to a human being around.
01:57:46
And for some reason my man's jealous of just that.
01:57:50
I feel like you're setting yourself up for someone there to do.
01:57:53
Is there more you want to tell us?
01:57:55
No, I'm just saying I don't want to look again and get aroused.
01:57:59
No, but I did have to yell at a couple old ladies at the at home store.
01:58:03
See? Now yelling that arouses me.
01:58:06
I like to be. I'm going to come.
01:58:08
I like to be yelled at.
01:58:10
Oh, I also, I also blatantly made
01:58:12
fun of a guy to his face at a bar at the bar. But,
01:58:17
my girlfriend was saying that he was
01:58:19
he was mentally,
01:58:22
handicapped, and I don't know, because he seemed perfectly normal.
01:58:25
He was it.
01:58:26
We go to this place on Thursday occasionally,
01:58:30
and we got here.
01:58:34
They've got karaoke in this
01:58:35
neighboring thing, and there is this dude who is there by himself.
01:58:38
And we just always noticed weird people because he's there by himself.
01:58:41
He's drinking a soda and a Red bull, and we thought he was drinking
01:58:44
like a Jack and Coke or some shit.
01:58:46
No, it's just straight soda and Red bull.
01:58:48
And he kept putting a napkin over his, like, soda or Red
01:58:52
bull, like it was one or the other. It was never like both.
01:58:55
Whenever he'd get up and like, it's as if somebody is going to spike his drink
01:58:58
looking to fucking, like, molest this guy. There.
01:59:00
Some do that.
01:59:01
Now it's, it's a
01:59:03
it was kind of an older crowd because there was karaoke and he like
01:59:05
is these like work in the room like he knows people and he's trying to
01:59:08
like hit on this chick.
01:59:10
And it was weird because she
01:59:11
was trying to leave and he just kept, like, keeping her there.
01:59:15
And so, like, whatever, he's talking to other people, he comes over
01:59:18
and all of a sudden he starts like, it's like time goes by.
01:59:20
He's been sitting by us for like a half an hour,
01:59:22
and all of a sudden he's like, oh, he's he's pointed at the TV
01:59:25
and normally I don't fucking like pay attention.
01:59:27
And he keeps talking and I'm not looking at him.
01:59:30
And I finally look over and he goes, oh look, look, look it, it's a foul ball.
01:59:35
And I'm you know how I know it's a foul ball.
01:59:37
And it's literally showing the yellow pose and the ball going yeah.
01:59:42
To the left of, of the yellow post.
01:59:44
And I'm like, I don't know because it went to the left of the post.
01:59:48
And he goes, no, no, no.
01:59:49
You know how I know? I go, yeah, yeah.
01:59:51
Because the ball went to the left side at that point.
01:59:54
Yeah. No, no no. You know how I know.
01:59:56
And I'm like because, because it what foul the dude would not like he wouldn't just
02:00:00
he wouldn't shut the fuck up. So I kept doing it.
02:00:03
And my girlfriend was saying that.
02:00:04
Yeah, apparently, if there's a Tism that you get like in repeat.
02:00:09
And I just kept triggering the the repeating, he must repeated this 15 times.
02:00:15
It was it was hilarious.
02:00:17
And then I felt sort of bad afterwards, but, she goes, yeah, she goes,
02:00:21
I was going to say something, but you just kept doing it.
02:00:22
And I didn't want to interrupt, but I just kept it.
02:00:25
It couldn't have been any more obvious of why it was a foul ball.
02:00:27
So I don't know why he needed to make us think about it, but it was just
02:00:30
it was weird because I was just blatantly like, answering.
02:00:33
Yeah. Because that that's the point. Yeah. Because it was a foul. Yeah.
02:00:36
Because you can see it was a foul.
02:00:37
That's how I know it's a foul ball.
02:00:40
Because right there you can see that it's It's pretty funny.
02:00:43
I know.
02:00:46
That there was the
02:00:47
two old ladies at the baseball at home.
02:00:50
So are baseballs all right? I don't know, you hate baseball.
02:00:53
Now, how much do you hate baseball?
02:00:56
Well, you see.
02:00:59
The thing that you're going
02:01:01
to get so much back to the starting point.
02:01:04
Oh, no.
02:01:06
We suck again.
02:01:08
Yeah.
02:01:09
The Tigers are out.
02:01:14
We had a good run.
02:01:17
Yeah.
02:01:18
Next year, single pitch.
02:01:20
Next year. Maybe we'll make it.
02:01:22
I hate baseball series a little bit.
02:01:24
I watch the third park, ten inning game five.
02:01:28
Obviously entertaining and absolutely incredible.
02:01:30
I heard about it.
02:01:32
It was so much fun to watch.
02:01:34
I just heard about it just here.
02:01:36
If you believe in schadenfreude, fruit mystery man, you know,
02:01:40
what's that German thing where you like,
02:01:41
to other people's displeasure, gotten for Freud?
02:01:44
If you believe in schadenfreude, they kept, like, loaded the bases
02:01:47
and all they needed to do was like, basically bunt to win.
02:01:51
And they win. They get a double play in next inning.
02:01:53
And then that happened like fucking 5 or 6 innings.
02:01:56
They just couldn't. I mean, it was amazing.
02:01:58
I was so close to scoring, like almost like having an orgasm all the time.
02:02:03
And then suddenly you couldn't have an orgasm.
02:02:06
But then you get to part two now.
02:02:11
Yeah.
02:02:12
Okay.
02:02:12
I think it's a it's a good life lesson.
02:02:17
I was checking out the DVD.
02:02:20
Yeah.
02:02:22
You did sound
02:02:23
great in the movie that you said that.
02:02:28
Yeah. Okay.
02:02:30
You know, what?
02:02:32
Are those who want to sell their music on the same.
02:02:34
I guess you can say the same shit about ours, but, Okay.
02:02:37
Here you go.
02:02:38
I know if you or Google gets
02:02:41
to look at the two, it'll go to the kiss and money come with.
02:02:44
Which one is the one? Punchbag.
02:02:46
You'll see little.
02:02:48
He's the bald guy, Baldy.
02:02:51
I think all you see at this point is his nemesis.
02:02:54
Is him naked on the hero.
02:02:57
Q okay, read the overdub. Gary.
02:03:00
I can't see it.
02:03:02
You're right on speed of sound. Sonic.
02:03:04
What happened to him? I haven't been around.
02:03:06
You start over.
02:03:07
So, yeah, you it you know, it was go Katsu.
02:03:10
No, it just it just didn't you good.
02:03:14
Don't expect it to the top. The monsters.
02:03:16
You couldn't be further decisive.
02:03:18
The better it is in trying to recruit the human into he is.
02:03:22
When you're the key, will you?
02:03:24
Oh, it's up at the top now, goddammit!
02:03:26
Yeah!
02:03:26
Switch it to see what was already
02:03:30
good.
02:03:31
We recruited a speedy service here.
02:03:34
You have to do to him.
02:03:35
I mean, I don't really need the captions.
02:03:39
Oh, really? No,
02:03:42
I so that way there is again.
02:03:45
What? You. Yeah. Why?
02:03:47
But they do that.
02:03:48
I'm telling you, this is not a thing to do.
02:03:51
Because they're weird.
02:03:52
Because they're secret fetish people.
02:03:53
They're talking about some some hero is that this is a heroes, right?
02:03:57
He's the prisoner.
02:03:59
Oh, my God, I can see you're pretty.
02:04:02
Pretty prisoner.
02:04:03
I didn't tell you.
02:04:03
Only to kill taking technical to show a picture of you.
02:04:06
They say he could go up to the monster calls and then they short toilet.
02:04:12
Yeah.
02:04:12
For the record, this is a this is a bidet toilet.
02:04:15
I can tell by the slow closing lid in this large square compartment.
02:04:19
Here is where the spraying water is held.
02:04:23
Where's the.
02:04:24
Where's the spray function and where's the, You can't see it
02:04:28
if there's nobody sitting under the there's a switch on the seat itself.
02:04:32
And when nobody's sitting on it, it retracts. So you don't.
02:04:34
Oh my gosh.
02:04:35
Or piss on it when you're standing up. Probably.
02:04:37
But when you sit down, it goes boom.
02:04:39
It comes out to about here.
02:04:41
Yeah. Sprays right up here.
02:04:44
I'm sure you happened upon it all.
02:04:46
Most pleasure I've ever had sitting on a toilet.
02:04:50
Second most pleasure I've ever had sitting in a toilet.
02:04:52
There was that one time in Georgia you could come out a straight
02:04:56
shout out, okay, you could come out as straight to ones.
02:05:00
You couldn't see me.
02:05:01
I suffered all night. But I think the worst is over.
02:05:03
Cozy until I hate those bastards from the Monster Association.
02:05:07
No one told me their stomach would get this upset.
02:05:09
You guys, I'll pay you this.
02:05:11
Oh, I get it. The toilet I get.
02:05:14
Yeah. Are you getting that?
02:05:16
So they call nine hours.
02:05:18
No one told me my stomach would get this upset.
02:05:20
Call you. I'll pay him back one day.
02:05:24
Well, whatever the middle.
02:05:27
I never had the intention of teaming up with the monsters.
02:05:30
The more you know, the,
02:05:31
I just wanted to take advantage of them.
02:05:33
Whoa, dude.
02:05:36
Like Cosby style or not, my only target is one punch, man.
02:05:40
So then you still.
02:05:41
That being said, I can figure it a new power in my anus.
02:05:45
Yeah. My body is definitely changing color.
02:05:48
My body feels light.
02:05:50
But I know it may take a while to get used to it.
02:05:52
Cool. Yeah, exactly.
02:05:54
So is this monster's ization.
02:05:56
Wait, what?
02:05:58
Monster ization?
02:06:00
There's just a bunch of fucking boring dialog
02:06:02
with a bunch of just slow cutscenes of characters standing still, though.
02:06:05
Zoom in, zoom out.
02:06:06
Shit, I think there's anything wrong with that.
02:06:09
Is, fights always end with one punch.
02:06:13
Yeah, we got the name of the show, right?
02:06:15
Okay. Here.
02:06:18
Sonic lost two kilograms.
02:06:21
So what's up with this?
02:06:23
You see it in English. What do these say when they do? They?
02:06:25
What is the song?
02:06:26
It says?
02:06:27
I don't know, is the number two in there?
02:06:30
Sorry. What? Look, I see how fast he knew what it says.
02:06:32
What did it say? Speed of sound.
02:06:34
Speed of sound. Sonic.
02:06:36
Okay.
02:06:40
He's so ready.
02:06:41
He's going to get one punch, man.
02:06:42
He's figured it out. Yes!
02:06:45
He can't beat one punch, man.
02:06:47
Now, for some reason, it ends with the word monster traits.
02:06:50
Oh, yeah. You can. I'll just do a bunch of push ups.
02:06:52
And I'm sorry, we forgot to say spoiler alert.
02:06:55
If you're watching one jog, jog and squats,
02:07:00
I'm pretty sure I should have said spoiler alert first.
02:07:03
You guys want to play?
02:07:04
What's it all clear up on at rest?
02:07:06
You said it.
02:07:06
Instead of recognizing I don't have any,
02:07:10
gender except you to I recognize, and you did really good.
02:07:12
Do you want to guess what's up there?
02:07:15
Yeah.
02:07:16
You can't make up.
02:07:18
So we arrested Walter Frye.
02:07:21
Mere. He's 51.
02:07:23
We got a call that he was arrested
02:07:26
inside, naked restroom, naked at a public.
02:07:29
Naked. Well, anyway, our deputy gets there.
02:07:31
He's the old black lady.
02:07:32
Got all of his clothes on,
02:07:35
so we're nice,
02:07:38
and we send him out of the park
02:07:41
and trespass and tell him we're not going to arrest you.
02:07:44
We're going to give you a break.
02:07:46
So what does he do?
02:07:47
He goes across the street. Masterpiece.
02:07:49
Up on what?
02:07:51
The railroad train track and trespasses again.
02:07:57
So not only that, there's no way we've got him in possession of meth.
02:08:01
Okay, Sheriff.
02:08:02
Well, I've talked about meth doing crazy stuff.
02:08:05
You're right.
02:08:06
You ain't going to believe this.
02:08:08
So we put everybody through a body scanner to make sure
02:08:11
they're not trying to bring guns and knives and drugs into.
02:08:15
You have.
02:08:19
So what do you think?
02:08:21
Well, I scanner in his rectum.
02:08:23
Yeah, I didn't I we need a stinger for this. But.
02:08:29
You guys, I'm getting him.
02:08:31
Gary.
02:08:33
You get him,
02:08:35
you crack pipe.
02:08:38
Crack pipe. That's a good guess. He's.
02:08:40
He's a meth smoker.
02:08:41
Those would probably be a meth pipe.
02:08:43
Okay, a lot of different.
02:08:44
I don't I don't know what that is.
02:08:48
You can smoke meth out of a crack pipe so that I will allow.
02:08:51
Okay. Crack pipe. Oh, yeah.
02:08:53
I've played the game.
02:08:55
I, I mean, I, I've seen the answer, so I can't play the game.
02:08:59
I've played the game
02:09:01
I lost.
02:09:02
I'm going to say a certain quantity of would say, we'll say
02:09:06
math of that's where we're leaning.
02:09:07
But, the kids, the kids, you if you, if you heard the kid, what he said
02:09:11
there's a lot of different toys.
02:09:13
He said a different toys are in there.
02:09:14
There's like 3 or 4.
02:09:16
Okay.
02:09:16
There's toys. Okay, so we played.
02:09:20
We got actual meth.
02:09:21
Other thing we got toys was bringing toys or 2 or 4 toys into the jail.
02:09:26
He brought drugs. It was drugs. The jail.
02:09:29
Oh a thermite. Oh, hold on.
02:09:30
That's a common of in that we saw that and we said, dude, what's in the thermos?
02:09:36
What do you do in here?
02:09:37
He said, well, yes.
02:09:39
See, there was a two part answer.
02:09:41
My body, and he didn't swallow it.
02:09:44
24 hours earlier,
02:09:46
the deputy say, oh, life, there's things you can't make up.
02:09:51
So we arrested Walter Frye.
02:09:53
Mayor, let's get to that.
02:09:55
You know, one, he put a magnet
02:09:58
or is I said this huge?
02:10:03
How do you like that's got to be stuck at that point, right?
02:10:06
I have always 1 or 2, even when it comes to, you know,
02:10:10
you know, we don't have to go home homo homosexual.
02:10:13
But like, with, with, you know.
02:10:14
But sex of the woman, I mean what what is the cavity like for the.
02:10:18
Because the intestine track like doesn't it a composite sorry does it.
02:10:22
UN snake every time like you go you go in there is like root like puts, you know.
02:10:26
Is it like, well what goes up must come down, right.
02:10:30
Well you don't know what you got.
02:10:31
How many, how many lines of intestine like that goes right to your, your butthole?
02:10:35
I have two problems with this.
02:10:37
My first problem is
02:10:39
what the fuck is wrong with his head?
02:10:41
Nobody's commenting on that, right?
02:10:43
I said sideways or something.
02:10:45
The second thing is fucking Italian.
02:10:49
The second thing is, and I'm not an expert, I honestly,
02:10:52
I stand by my statement. I've never put anything up my ass.
02:10:54
Not even a pinky.
02:10:55
Not even the first knuckle of a pinky.
02:10:58
I think he put it in backwards.
02:11:00
He didn't think it through getting it back out.
02:11:01
Wouldn't you want to put it in round?
02:11:04
Yeah, that's a good point.
02:11:05
I don't I just assume if it's a rounded point
02:11:08
or a solid if you just want like I just unscrewed on both ends you.
02:11:12
As soon as that. Yeah.
02:11:13
It's it's not tapered.
02:11:14
It's very flat on the bottom.
02:11:16
As flat as the earth.
02:11:19
Yeah.
02:11:19
But if you think about a cork as well, I mean it's going to like.
02:11:25
I guess having the reverse I mean, you know, it's kind of like
02:11:27
he should have kept a tiny bit of it out then. That's good.
02:11:29
You never know if you ever try to get a full cork
02:11:32
out of a bottle that's pushed down in, it's real hard to do.
02:11:35
It's easier just to push it all the rest of the way in.
02:11:38
That's what I'm saying.
02:11:39
Once it's all the way in, it stays in.
02:11:41
So your analogy was perfect for my point.
02:11:44
His as above, so below.
02:11:46
He missed a lot.
02:11:47
Lots of games, very smart. So.
02:11:55
That's
02:11:56
the Brady and Joshua Brady and or Geary as above
02:12:00
and so below the coffee so blows Brady.
02:12:04
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:12:08
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady
02:12:12
and John show it as Brady and draw.
02:12:15
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:12:21
I'm going to need a helicopter sound drop.
02:12:24
Very serious.
02:12:31
He's gone
02:12:32
now. He's still there.
02:12:34
He's just stuck on his camera.
02:12:35
He's just frozen it.
02:12:36
He's just standing there like that.
02:12:40
Do I first
02:12:41
people who get in the helicopter accidents on accident.
02:12:45
Man, when I first saw this, it looked like a stage show.
02:12:48
If you've ever seen a stage show like the band or whatever,
02:12:50
when they start the fog machine, it looks just like this.
02:12:53
They even put a green light on it like it's Halloween. Watch this.
02:12:55
This is first of all, this is an actual helicopter
02:12:57
crash and a woman did pass away, so this is horrible.
02:12:59
I'm so sorry for the nurses loss.
02:13:02
Apparently she help people in Africa.
02:13:04
She helped the cleft palate people.
02:13:07
It's a horrible story. She did pass away. We're not gonna figure.
02:13:11
Doesn't matter.
02:13:12
Oh, I said people.
02:13:15
People.
02:13:16
We're people, not monkeys.
02:13:20
Right there it was.
02:13:22
That was like a,
02:13:24
like, release. The effect.
02:13:25
There's a crash and they never even look. How convenient.
02:13:28
I was serious. I thought it was fake.
02:13:29
Like, here's the helicopter goes out of frame and then crashes.
02:13:36
There are people who get in the helicopter
02:13:39
accidents on accident. Man.
02:13:44
But I don't know when something starts to go.
02:13:47
Hey, they can drive fast.
02:13:49
There's another angle.
02:13:51
Why do you leave already?
02:13:51
And why did you leave?
02:13:55
I still, I sold stuff for just.
02:13:58
They tried to save her.
02:14:00
They tried to save her.
02:14:01
Do you look at all these people came to rush,
02:14:05
wasn't they?
02:14:05
Ain't the right word, man.
02:14:07
And it does it like that.
02:14:10
Do those whacking off the system of me down.
02:14:12
They came to rough and then just instantaneous black smoke everywhere.
02:14:16
Just.
02:14:17
That was what she's like a smoke.
02:14:19
Yeah. Yeah. Movie actually looks like a smoke bomb.
02:14:22
Why wouldn't it be black smoke? It should be black smoke.
02:14:24
Get to. That's what I said. Dude.
02:14:26
It looked like a fog machine. It's a conspiracy.
02:14:29
Ran over and
02:14:32
got in on it
02:14:33
in in the line of people and was just out pushing it as she put you.
02:14:37
They fucking lifted it off, right? It is unfair.
02:14:40
Why isn't it like that?
02:14:41
It could be on a car on the side of a road.
02:14:44
The first responder could get the person out
02:14:47
unless they've got stronger gas tanks
02:14:51
due to accidental crashes.
02:14:58
There's more.
02:15:01
But wait, there's more.
02:15:02
So much more.
02:15:06
How far down is it?
02:15:08
Helicopter.
02:15:09
Helicopter?
02:15:12
Oh, of the something,
02:15:16
I don't know, I like that the what you
02:15:19
you just you Google just the sound drops on there.
02:15:23
Was a voice.
02:15:24
You've got a data. Yeah. Their database of.
02:15:27
Yeah.
02:15:27
Like that one helicopter.
02:15:29
Helicopter.
02:15:33
One of the
02:15:35
thing.
02:15:40
There are people who get in the after hours.
02:15:45
Helicopter.
02:15:46
Could you go in there?
02:15:49
All you one, one.
02:15:52
Go below. Oh,
02:15:55
yeah.
02:15:56
They could get him. It's,
02:15:58
you know, he got that helicopter
02:16:03
a C, so
02:16:06
I'll.
02:16:09
This helicopter landed on a child
02:16:12
and there's video now.
02:16:14
But listen to the lady.
02:16:17
I don't know why I thought this was funny before I found out.
02:16:19
Did, you know, landed on people
02:16:22
right there on the
02:16:26
helicopter?
02:16:27
Absolutely.
02:16:31
Helicopter.
02:16:32
Helicopter.
02:16:34
Like you gotta go and.
02:16:38
Oh my God, oh my God.
02:16:40
She's she's like God.
02:16:43
It changed its mind.
02:16:44
Helicopters don't think I know.
02:16:48
She met the pilot. I think he's my.
02:16:51
Oh no. No.
02:16:52
Yeah.
02:16:52
When some things start going crazy, it's,
02:16:55
fun fact that she said he changed his mind.
02:16:58
Do you want to guess what gender both want?
02:16:59
You want to guess what?
02:17:00
What gender? Both pilots were no,
02:17:04
that's a good answer.
02:17:06
Let's just move on.
02:17:08
They don't they don't identify as a gender
02:17:11
that don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
02:17:14
Fine by me.
02:17:14
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:17:17
There are people who get into helicopter accidents
02:17:21
on accident. Man.
02:17:25
That is one of the best lines in this show.
02:17:28
Oh, it looks like Gary's back and his hair is a Satanist.
02:17:31
A Satanist is pretty much an atheist, but is more adversarial.
02:17:34
And we deeply despise organized religion.
02:17:36
Would you say that religious people are dumb? Yes.
02:17:40
Would you say right now religious people are dumb?
02:17:42
All right, let's say it at the same time.
02:17:44
Religious people, religious people are dumb.
02:17:47
Dumb.
02:17:48
Do you think that more people would accept the Church of Satan if the founder
02:17:52
didn't look like Vincent Price after chemo?
02:17:55
I think that's part of the appeal.
02:17:56
This is diabolic look, because right here he looks like a French Bruce Willis
02:18:01
helmet.
02:18:02
He kind of
02:18:02
looks like everyone in the world's landlords can't stand just like the rest.
02:18:07
So what?
02:18:09
I don't like Jeselnik at all.
02:18:11
He started out being a real asshole.
02:18:13
Really aggressive and really, controversial.
02:18:16
But now he's just a it's, It's just,
02:18:22
Just another.
02:18:23
That kind of shift is perfect segue.
02:18:25
He's just another the new Atheist community from atheism to agnosticism.
02:18:29
And that that is clearly what has happened.
02:18:31
I mean, there there used to be an argument,
02:18:32
militantly anti-God and God for certain, certainly not exist.
02:18:34
You're a fool if you believe in religion or in or in, a deity.
02:18:38
And that has moved into it pretty solidly.
02:18:40
Well, I don't know, I don't care.
02:18:42
So how would you engage that particular argument?
02:18:44
Because that that seems to be the more common one in today's day and age.
02:18:46
And even people who tend to think that they're theists
02:18:48
will say things like, I'm spiritual but not religious. Yeah.
02:18:50
Which is effectively indifference about about the presence of God in their lives.
02:18:53
How do you engage me, Gary?
02:18:54
Yes. Good question.
02:18:55
First of all, I just want to say, obviously there are atheists
02:18:57
who have arguments against God's existence and are very intelligent atheists.
02:19:00
But you're right, a lot of people just don't care.
02:19:02
It seems to me that if God does not exist, we have dogmatic answers
02:19:05
to the most important questions we're all most interested in asking.
02:19:08
Like, where did I come from?
02:19:10
Why am I here? Who am I?
02:19:11
How should I live, and where am I going?
02:19:13
It struck me that if God doesn't exist, then here are the answers will come from.
02:19:17
I've been coughed into existence
02:19:19
by a blind cosmic process that didn't have me in mind.
02:19:22
You and I are accidental byproducts of nature.
02:19:25
Like we no objective mind.
02:19:27
And in signing for our life, we can adopt subjective meanings.
02:19:31
So we feel better about ourselves or something.
02:19:33
But these aren't actually the reasons why we exist.
02:19:36
How should we live?
02:19:37
Well, we could live in a way that's conducive to the flourishing of our group.
02:19:40
Or we could not.
02:19:42
And it doesn't seem to me that, would be right or wrong
02:19:44
to adopt one of these positions.
02:19:46
If there is no moral, objective, moral law, where are we going?
02:19:50
We will die.
02:19:51
And, not just individually, but collectively as a species.
02:19:54
Cosmologists tell us that as the universe continues to expand,
02:19:56
they will eventually be nothing. So,
02:19:58
you know, spreading out through seemingly infinite space, just cosmic soup.
02:20:00
None of that is an argument for God existing.
02:20:03
Of course, it might be that bleak and we might just have to deal with it,
02:20:07
but I'm going to need a good reason to think things of that bleak.
02:20:10
And I think when I was a high schooler, I didn't really vibe with Christianity.
02:20:14
I didn't like what it taught.
02:20:15
I didn't like the, I didn't believe in the witness,
02:20:18
the people who went to church. And so I stopped going.
02:20:20
I said I was agnostic,
02:20:21
but I think questions like that like, does it bother you
02:20:23
that this is all meaningless?
02:20:25
What if it wasn't? Would you want to know?
02:20:27
Maybe those are the sorts of questions that could provoke desire to
02:20:30
then have a more meaningful discussion about God.
02:20:32
I mean, when when you talk about that, I think realistically, actually,
02:20:34
the agnostic view is even bleaker than that,
02:20:36
because you're using active verbs to describe
02:20:38
how people can react to meaninglessness of existence.
02:20:39
If you're a pure scientific materialist, the idea that you are self-motivated,
02:20:43
that you can self-will, the sort of the the ability for us to claim agency
02:20:47
that seemingly arises from nowhere, just from the processing of neurons, is
02:20:51
is something that I think is it's very difficult to overcome.
02:20:53
And so it's not even that
02:20:54
you can make a sort of Jean-Paul Sartre argument that you can escape the,
02:20:57
the bleakness of existence by acts of will or the Nietzsche, an argument
02:21:00
that shouldn't really even exist in a cold materialist
02:21:02
universe, because, again, you're just a piece of meat
02:21:04
wandering through space on a rock, effectively speaking.
02:21:06
And so, you know, that sort of argument is,
02:21:09
you know, again, it's very difficult, I think, number one, to build
02:21:11
an individual life on that basis and also to build a society on that basis.
02:21:13
And furthermore, when when I hear people make that argument
02:21:16
because they say, I'll say, so what?
02:21:17
Why is that argument important for you to make?
02:21:18
And I'll say, well, because it's true.
02:21:20
And then, of course, you're you're into that point along like,
02:21:22
okay, well, what do you mean by true?
02:21:24
What truth exists independent of simple evolutionary biology?
02:21:27
You say it's very important that you know this thing
02:21:29
because this thing is true, but the truth have an independent meaning
02:21:31
without an independent creator of that truth who stands above that truth.
02:21:37
Yeah.
02:21:37
So that's kind of why I wish Gary was here.
02:21:40
But the.
02:21:44
Yeah, I wish he was here too.
02:21:46
I have so since you always, like to bring what's his name?
02:21:51
What's that username?
02:21:54
Love the yamaka.
02:21:56
Yeah, I got him and I had a I thought to myself self
02:22:01
who is not God?
02:22:05
I thought to myself, self
02:22:07
who is the most opposite to Jewish culture that I could possibly think of.
02:22:11
And the only person I could think of was Nick Fuentes,
02:22:14
who's practically a Nazi.
02:22:17
And he has a message to Gary.
02:22:18
Also, we love $30.
02:22:20
I used to be Jehovah's Witness.
02:22:21
Now I'm leaning towards Catholicism.
02:22:22
My mom is still part of the cult and still defends
02:22:24
the leaders of the Jehovah's Witness to death.
02:22:25
I've tried sympathizing and explaining to her
02:22:26
how ridiculous the things they believe in are.
02:22:28
Any recommendations on how to help my mom in prior to this?
02:22:30
You know what?
02:22:31
You know what I found with religious people like that?
02:22:34
It's impossible.
02:22:35
Okay, some of these religious denominations.
02:22:39
So I went hard on the creation myth.
02:22:41
I fucking hate questions like this.
02:22:44
Do you know anybody is also a rant of the week.
02:22:47
Do you really think that people are sitting around waiting for their
02:22:51
most deeply held, lifelong convictions to be changed with the fucking debate?
02:22:57
Like, do you do you know anything about human beings?
02:23:01
How do I get someone to change their mind about their religion?
02:23:05
You know, if that were easy, I think a lot of bloodshed
02:23:08
would have been avoided over the past 10,000 years.
02:23:13
Is how do I get my mom to stop believing the religion
02:23:16
that she has been a part of for for 50 years?
02:23:21
How do you, me, her son that came from her womb,
02:23:26
how do I convince a woman 20
02:23:28
years, my at least my senior and my literal mom,
02:23:32
to change her religious views that she's had for five decades?
02:23:37
What's the trick?
02:23:39
Well, you see, here's your debate, bro.
02:23:41
Like, it doesn't work that way.
02:23:44
It doesn't work that way.
02:23:48
In order for someone to change their mind,
02:23:51
they have to cooperate with you,
02:23:54
which means that they're open to changing their mind.
02:23:57
If they're not, no argument is going to work.
02:24:00
I don't know if you know people, but by their very nature, they are.
02:24:06
They're not sitting around waiting for someone, anyone,
02:24:11
while their children or strangers
02:24:13
or colleagues or peers to come up.
02:24:17
And because they know everything to change their deeply most important held views.
02:24:24
As a matter of
02:24:24
fact, they're very resistant to that.
02:24:27
And so to change your mind, it requires first an openness.
02:24:31
Are they open to changing their mind?
02:24:33
Never mind. Forget about it.
02:24:36
Forget about it.
02:24:38
You have to cooperate.
02:24:40
That's one two.
02:24:42
If you're going to change somebody's mind over time,
02:24:46
you have to do it subtly in a non-confrontational no, really.
02:24:50
More leading by example.
02:24:51
No changes our mind because no, no.
02:24:54
Yes, yes. Your mind because no no. Yes.
02:24:57
Yes something. No.
02:25:00
Yes yes for them.
02:25:01
No no you don't.
02:25:03
Yes. Yes.
02:25:03
Exactly.
02:25:04
When yes happen in their life, maybe it'll be an epiphany.
02:25:08
Maybe something will finally break through
02:25:10
and they'll just start to think about things differently.
02:25:13
That's why it's important to lead by example, be a resource, be available.
02:25:19
Sometimes it's worthwhile to
02:25:21
take a stand or maybe to let people know where you stand.
02:25:24
But I would say it's really more being there for people
02:25:27
that are ready to change their mind than foisting your beliefs on people,
02:25:30
because there's nothing more than that.
02:25:33
Did you catch people always ask me why I'm not super aggressive.
02:25:36
I better win it because I'm
02:25:39
mum listens.
02:25:42
There's nothing more annoying than that.
02:25:44
People always ask me why I'm not super aggressive.
02:25:47
I missed it, say it's really more being there for people
02:25:50
that are ready to change their mind than foisting your beliefs on people.
02:25:53
Oh, listing you said first thing your belief then that people always ask me
02:25:58
why I'm not super aggressive when I it's a topic conversation.
02:26:02
It's because I'm not looking to tell one more time than that.
02:26:07
People always ask me why I'm not super aggressive when I
02:26:11
when I do conversate, it's because I'm not looking
02:26:14
to tell somebody, hey, I'm smarter than you.
02:26:17
I know more than you, all right, I messed up.
02:26:19
You are wrong and you need to believe that I say that I'm there to explain
02:26:23
my thought process and I'm there to listen.
02:26:26
Hoisting is a lot like fisting process.
02:26:29
The recipient usually does not back in want it, you know.
02:26:33
But I'm not.
02:26:34
I'm not there to, like, humiliate the other person or make them lose face
02:26:38
or to impose my view on them because I don't think I am.
02:26:43
Works, actually, then.
02:26:44
So maybe that's why I can't persuade people, right? Is.
02:26:48
Yes. Yes.
02:26:50
Maybe it's why you cannot persuade people.
02:26:54
Like he had a perfectly good point.
02:26:56
You cannot convince somebody to believe something different than what
02:26:59
they believe.
02:27:00
You have to show them
02:27:03
it's up to you out of. Sure.
02:27:05
Do I love it?
02:27:09
Isn't that just simplifying, though?
02:27:13
If you can simplify something to be so absurd
02:27:15
that even I can understand it, it's a good thing, not a bad thing.
02:27:21
I don't think you said that right, man.
02:27:23
I even set up smash karts for us to play.
02:27:25
But now he's gone.
02:27:26
We're not going to play.
02:27:29
Where's the clip?
02:27:31
I think you're ruining the show.
02:27:36
So we got another.
02:27:39
Another? We'll just get the.
02:27:40
You finished?
02:27:42
Okay,
02:27:45
I'm going to move to other stuff and.
02:27:49
The backlash it
02:27:51
it's pertinent.
02:27:52
It's coming out whether Gary's here or not.
02:27:54
I think there might be a chance that he might not be here at some point again.
02:27:57
So the internet has made these things infinitely worse for an asshole.
02:28:01
It's allowed people to siphon themselves off
02:28:05
into these bizarre silos of of either radical skepticism.
02:28:08
Do you think you should use it in reality, the way that I think
02:28:11
most people used to engage with their community
02:28:14
or with God or with religion was just naturally in their daily lives.
02:28:18
It's why the phrase that I've been using a lot on the show,
02:28:20
and in general, is everybody needs to go outside and touch some grass. Yeah.
02:28:23
Like this is it
02:28:24
like this, this sort of attempt to either intellectualize everything
02:28:28
or to or to anti intellectualize everything is incredibly dangerous.
02:28:32
I wrote an essay recently, mainly for myself, was published anywhere
02:28:36
just about why believe in God?
02:28:38
And the answer that I came to is that no one, quote
02:28:40
unquote, believes in God in the way that we tend to think
02:28:42
about believing in God, like, I don't I don't come to my belief in God,
02:28:45
as you say, through a bunch of arguments and read the ontological argument.
02:28:49
Well, my, you know, what I'm they're like now.
02:28:52
Now it's happened.
02:28:53
It's more that the assumptions that lie at the core of my being
02:28:57
and at the core of my action in the world are religious assumptions.
02:29:00
And that's true for even agnostics.
02:29:02
This is a point that I've made to agnostics
02:29:03
is you're relying on free will, you're relying on your ability
02:29:06
to act, you're relying on the idea of an internal truth.
02:29:08
You're using bricks from the house that I built and that you've blown up.
02:29:12
But then you're reusing those bricks
02:29:13
and pretending that they came from nowhere,
02:29:14
and that you actually mixed the straw with the mud.
02:29:17
And you did. I mean, all those bricks are religious bricks.
02:29:20
And so when we ask whether people believe in God or believe in their community,
02:29:23
the answer is mostly in how people behave in the regular life.
02:29:26
But the internet is not a place of behavior.
02:29:28
The play,
02:29:28
the internet is a place of signaling, and signaling is very important
02:29:31
on the internet because when when you're again
02:29:33
in a disembodied universe, then that's what happens.
02:29:37
You proof
02:29:37
skin in the game in a disembodied universe is by taking radical positions.
02:29:41
The way you prove skin in the game in a real universe is by doing things
02:29:45
with other people. Wow.
02:29:47
I don't have to think about that for a long time. That's really.
02:29:51
That's about,
02:29:51
I thought for pretty obvious for somebody my age.
02:29:55
So is so essentially talking about cultural
02:29:59
Christians. Yeah.
02:30:00
Yeah, you might as well take advantage of the fruits of the labor of other people.
02:30:04
I mean, we do that all the time.
02:30:06
I don't think there's anything really inherently immoral about doing that,
02:30:10
not understanding, you know, you don't know, okay.
02:30:13
You know, the people that died to bring you those tomatoes.
02:30:17
Tomatoes is a bad example.
02:30:18
I don't know why I said that.
02:30:23
Have,
02:30:26
that was the Bible.
02:30:26
And they, It hasn't.
02:30:29
Isn't that the great part?
02:30:31
That's why it's a fascinating story where, like,
02:30:33
right in the in the middle of it, but we're in it,
02:30:37
beloved, do not believe every spirit but test the spirits, whether they are of God,
02:30:42
because many false prophets have gone out into the world by this.
02:30:45
You know the Spirit of God.
02:30:47
Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in
02:30:50
the flesh is of God, and every spirit that does not confess
02:30:54
that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.
02:30:58
And this is the spirit of the Antichrist,
02:31:02
which you have heard was coming and is now already in the world.
02:31:06
You are of God, little children, and have overcome them,
02:31:11
because he who is you is greater than he who is in the world.
02:31:15
They are of. They are the world.
02:31:17
Therefore they speak as of the world, the world and the world hears them.
02:31:22
We are.
02:31:22
We are of God, and he knows us nothing to do.
02:31:25
He knows God hears us.
02:31:27
He who is not of God does not hear us.
02:31:30
By this we know the spirit of the truth and the spirit of error.
02:31:35
Beloved, let us love one another, for love is God,
02:31:38
and everyone who love is born of God and knows God.
02:31:43
He who does not love does not know God.
02:31:45
For God is love
02:31:48
is. And that's
02:31:49
exactly what somebody was trying to get across
02:31:54
to little fuck faces head when she said,
02:31:58
your little fucking podcast is perfect.
02:32:01
Yeah,
02:32:03
but now you, me and Gary, we are the ones who make a brighter day.
02:32:07
So let's start giving. There's a choice we're making.
02:32:09
We're saving our own lives. It's true.
02:32:12
We make a better day. Just you and me.
02:32:14
Send them your heart.
02:32:18
Hold on.
02:32:22
We'll make a bloody day for you and me.
02:32:26
Amen.
02:32:27
You get a phone call.
02:32:38
Inside me to help with swelling.
02:32:40
Whoa.
02:32:40
Hold on, I said sometimes ice doesn't help, though.
02:32:44
Which is why we kind of cut back on it.
02:32:47
I sit on an ice pack sometimes.
02:32:50
Ice doesn't help, though.
02:32:50
So then I have to go to the heating pad.
02:32:53
And then sometimes a heating pad doesn't help, so I have to go back to ice.
02:32:57
I have ice inserts.
02:33:02
I have ice inserts.
02:33:09
To keep her orgasm
02:33:12
so that I can stick inside me to help with swelling.
02:33:18
And orgasm swelling.
02:33:24
Doctor Gupta oh my God.
02:33:25
Sanjay Gupta.
02:33:32
Crazy.
02:33:33
Because it's such a rare diagnosis
02:33:35
and there's been so little research, we don't know exactly what causes it.
02:33:39
We suspect that it's, multifactorial from you know, several different issues.
02:33:45
Amanda and I talked some about the fact that,
02:33:48
I don't have kind of a quick cure to this,
02:33:50
but that we're to going to be trying a few different therapies.
02:33:53
It's not Sanjay Gupta.
02:33:54
The name was different because the arousal disorder is heart.
02:33:57
Sanjay Gupta you're aroused like, oh, it's awesome.
02:34:00
It's really not fun at all.
02:34:02
I don't know, Sanjay Gupta good sex change.
02:34:05
We have not exhausted our treatment options.
02:34:07
I'm very hopeful that we can get Amanda better and get her functioning better.
02:34:12
My whole life would be different if I didn't have this problem
02:34:14
in fellowship, in pain all the time. I might be able to work.
02:34:17
I might be able to drive. I.
02:34:18
How do you think people that have like, life would be different?
02:34:21
I, you know, there's a, there's a disease that feels like you have
02:34:24
glass under your skin and burning pain every inch of your body every second,
02:34:27
like you're on fire.
02:34:28
Yeah, yeah, it's called, fucking Rachel Riggins.
02:34:32
Well, I'm just saying, like, could you imagine somebody hearing this?
02:34:35
And I get it.
02:34:36
It's probably tormenting, but they're like a teenager.
02:34:40
Yeah.
02:34:44
And, you know,
02:34:44
if you believe in reincarnation, which I don't is.
02:34:47
But just.
02:34:48
Let's just for a moment, can we do that?
02:34:50
What do you suppose
02:34:52
am she doing another life to deserve this punishment?
02:34:57
Right.
02:34:58
She must have been kind of some kind of a whore.
02:35:02
Hey, I know that's hard.
02:35:05
That's awesome.
02:35:06
What, are we watching this because he's incredible.
02:35:09
Oh, he's going for Rachel Riggins.
02:35:10
I just came up, so,
02:35:13
Yeah.
02:35:14
I hate these people, though.
02:35:17
I don't go to karaoke to see that son of a bitch.
02:35:20
Good to go somewhere else.
02:35:21
Then I go there to see people that don't know how to sing and what gets.
02:35:26
I hate the person who runs the karaoke that has to get their shit in.
02:35:31
It's like, no, you already.
02:35:32
You have that equipment.
02:35:33
This is for the audience.
02:35:34
This isn't for you.
02:35:36
So. So then there's a long list of people waiting to get their shit in
02:35:39
and some asshole for it.
02:35:41
Dude.
02:35:41
Hold on, I can prove you're wrong.
02:35:45
How much money did you pay to see them?
02:35:48
See you the karaoke bar.
02:35:51
I'm. I'm showing you the bar.
02:35:54
If nobody.
02:35:54
If nobody showed up, if I went to a different bar,
02:35:57
they wouldn't have enough money to pay that son of a bitch to be there. So.
02:36:00
All right, let me rephrase the question.
02:36:01
How much did you pay to go see your last concert?
02:36:06
A decent amount, because ticket prices are all right and you earned it.
02:36:09
I am your strong American, hard working man.
02:36:12
Okay, I'm just saying,
02:36:14
you paid for that
02:36:15
concert, so that would apply, but I disagree.
02:36:18
Karaoke is for the karaoke or not for you know, the host.
02:36:23
Do you want to see the host?
02:36:24
If you want to see something, add
02:36:26
go to your one of your country shows in the middle of Michigan.
02:36:28
The karaoke or the karaoke?
02:36:30
Or is the bad person right?
02:36:33
But I'm saying it.
02:36:33
If they're good or bad, that's that's not up.
02:36:36
That's they're not there for you.
02:36:38
They're there for themselves.
02:36:39
Especially if they can sing like that.
02:36:41
But they should go.
02:36:42
They're, they're, they're,
02:36:43
they're, they're, they're not like, oh my God, let me go to the local karaoke
02:36:47
because I want people to hear how well I can sing.
02:36:50
Jane, I'm going to I'm going to do the same songs I do at every karaoke bar
02:36:54
because these are my songs that I know I can sing really well,
02:36:56
because I want to impress people with how well I can sing, even though I'm not.
02:37:00
Do you good singer?
02:37:01
But I don't want to see good singer. I don't want to say names.
02:37:04
Never discover. Oh, do you ever just golf with J. Rod,
02:37:07
who was also a singer?
02:37:10
I'd have to, hear a real name.
02:37:13
I don't I don't want to say his real name, but.
02:37:15
Yeah.
02:37:16
Anyways, he was he was in a band at one point,
02:37:19
but then anytime you went to the bar
02:37:20
with him, guaranteed it was going to be a karaoke bar
02:37:22
and he was not going there for anybody else
02:37:24
but himself to relive his dead, dying dreams.
02:37:27
But what songs was he doing?
02:37:31
A lot of,
02:37:33
probably like, what's the, the comfort, fuck.
02:37:36
Is it more obscure?
02:37:39
Cumbersome?
02:37:39
He sang cumbersome every fucking time.
02:37:42
Really? Oh my God. Okay.
02:37:45
Every time.
02:37:46
That was like a song.
02:37:47
It's not a horrid song, but it's pretty.
02:37:50
As he got older, it didn't.
02:37:51
But when he was younger and could actually sing a little bit, he sang it well.
02:37:54
But that was his shit.
02:37:56
That he sang that.
02:37:57
That was like. That was like, oh, okay, we're at a karaoke bar.
02:37:59
Of course I you if you walk to him and said, hey, man,
02:38:03
can you sing something for me?
02:38:05
He would have thrown his beer down and probably punched you in the face.
02:38:08
Kept right on singing.
02:38:10
No, he wasn't violent.
02:38:11
He would have.
02:38:11
You wouldn't have punched anybody.
02:38:14
But he's a perfect example.
02:38:16
Karaoke is for the karaoke for to relive their dead dreams.
02:38:20
How do you even spell cumbersome?
02:38:23
Cumbersome?
02:38:24
There's no new Rachel Riggins, which is horseshit.
02:38:26
She went skydiving,
02:38:27
had have her arm chopped off, and we don't hear nothing about her.
02:38:31
Since I don't, I don't understand.
02:38:33
Wait.
02:38:33
I'm so old when I search for cumbersome seven Mary three comes up.
02:38:36
That's not.
02:38:37
Yeah, that's the song is. I know what you're talking about.
02:38:39
Oh, it's
02:38:41
it's an old song.
02:38:42
Where is that? Who sings it?
02:38:45
Over here. Let me hear.
02:38:47
Well, 15 years ago.
02:38:48
That sounds right.
02:38:51
Sorry. I didn't even know the band.
02:38:52
I thought it was,
02:38:54
I thought it was.
02:38:54
Yeah, I know it was.
02:38:56
I thought it was Stone Temple Pilots.
02:38:58
No, I knew it was like a slight one hit wonder that was in that same ilk
02:39:01
of like that. So. Shit, you
02:39:05
wait.
02:39:05
Even though they.
02:39:06
Everything is far beyond
02:39:09
seven Mary three. Yeah, that sounds right.
02:39:11
Seven Mary three oh, yeah. Right. That sounds like a cat. Seven.
02:39:13
Mercury seven out.
02:39:14
Adam 1203 alone in the man flaming forever.
02:39:18
No, that turns into a fucking Pearl jam.
02:39:22
Yeah, it sounds like Pearl jam mixes those different flavors too fast.
02:39:26
Oh, now, now we do a mashup.
02:39:29
You know, I got for me this nervous dance.
02:39:33
Well, wait, is that the guy from Nirvana playing guitar?
02:39:35
All the stones thrown up, building.
02:39:38
Somebody looks just like them.
02:39:41
This is like, help people.
02:39:44
Oh, this is like Nickelback or Nickelback. Oh.
02:39:49
This one.
02:39:50
This song was pretty good when it came out to little do like two black.
02:39:54
What do what do I do right
02:39:58
now anyway?
02:39:58
I don't know.
02:40:00
Yeah, that's a good song.
02:40:02
Who's in to what to do?
02:40:04
Pose for you. Intimate. Known?
02:40:06
No, no.
02:40:10
See that? You.
02:40:10
Somebody started saying that.
02:40:11
You probably think, oh, this is not going to be good.
02:40:15
But it was perfect.
02:40:15
No, that's how you're supposed to sing.
02:40:16
Singer supposed to go up there and sing it the way I just sang it.
02:40:19
If you're like, actually, like, that's different.
02:40:22
That actually is not like a prowess singing song that's more of like,
02:40:29
Got a guttural.
02:40:30
It's more guttural mumble.
02:40:32
So I feel like you're not going up there
02:40:33
trying to impress anyone, trying to overly guttural sing that song.
02:40:37
I don't think I've ever called him weak.
02:40:41
So you're like, hey, you know Christina Aguilera in that shit?
02:40:45
Yeah, I take back everything I said. I agree with you.
02:40:47
If you're performing like that, you
02:40:49
go on a stage and people pay you money and you join a band, you know?
02:40:53
Okay, I've never Korea, I've never karaoke.
02:40:56
I have, and it's usually been more of a like, I just,
02:40:59
I do what I just did like that's like it's more of a parody style.
02:41:02
It's like, that's.
02:41:05
Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to go over there
02:41:06
and be me, you know, I'm going to go there.
02:41:08
You can say the N-word in public.
02:41:10
I've done that before you anyway.
02:41:12
I could tell.
02:41:14
Did you hear? I've also gone up there and
02:41:16
and just swapped out the cracker word with the N-word.
02:41:20
I've also, we're talking about the last time I know it's 20, 25.
02:41:24
I said a lot.
02:41:26
I said, that's
02:41:28
I said before that when I was,
02:41:30
when I was in Ann Arbor, there was somebody that was doing karaoke.
02:41:32
Last time I was an over at, the Cirque.
02:41:35
They do karaoke.
02:41:38
Which is a great name for a bar.
02:41:39
I know it's
02:41:41
whatever. Who cares?
02:41:42
We're coming for the circus. The black.
02:41:43
The black guy doing the karaoke hosting was like, because somebody did
02:41:47
karaoke, and and there was,
02:41:50
the audience was singing along with it or whatever.
02:41:54
And so at the end of that song, he goes to, although he stopped
02:41:58
and it was quiet and he goes to he didn't stop the song,
02:42:00
but it was at the end of the song, and he goes to all the white people
02:42:03
that were singing along to the song and saying the N-word.
02:42:07
Could you not do that, please?
02:42:09
Or you say please when he goes, God, can you not do that?
02:42:12
Use a different word.
02:42:14
You're not allowed to do that. And it's like,
02:42:18
I think words niggas in Paris or some shit, maybe even
02:42:21
I don't, Jay-Z and I, it's like people know all the words to it.
02:42:25
It's like we're.
02:42:26
I don't know all the words to, like a shit ton of Jay-Z songs
02:42:30
just because I want to say the N-word.
02:42:32
Was it like my friends, or was it like whips and chains?
02:42:35
The lyrics, the song? Context?
02:42:37
No, it was like friend, I think it was niggas in Paris,
02:42:40
which is like brothers or brothers in Paris, right?
02:42:44
Right.
02:42:45
It wasn't slaves in Paris, is what my point?
02:42:47
Oh, he was like, you say the cracker word if you want to.
02:42:49
It's like, whoa, oh, settle down buddy. What do you say?
02:42:52
We don't have a race,
02:42:52
but yeah, if if, if you tell if you decide what I say in relation to your race,
02:42:56
I decide what you said. You're not allowed to say cracker. Then,
02:43:01
which I think is ridiculous.
02:43:02
I think everybody should be able to say everything.
02:43:04
You might get a punch in the mouth,
02:43:06
but that should never stop you from saying, well, I take that back.
02:43:10
Certain.
02:43:14
Certain things should stop you.
02:43:15
Like, if, if a country.
02:43:17
I think I give you a 747, you should say no.
02:43:21
No, wait.
02:43:21
President Trump could have achieved,
02:43:24
the peace that we believe will be a lasting peace.
02:43:27
In Gaza and Qatar.
02:43:29
I mean, it'll, substantial a bit, but I'm sure there's going to be
02:43:32
some asshole that tries to fuck around for that, but still find out.
02:43:36
I'm sure his name is Netanyahu.
02:43:38
As that gets better.
02:43:40
Already been delivered, but as it's formally signed as well.
02:43:43
So what do you sign right here. What are you saying?
02:43:45
Right here. This is the cut Qatar
02:43:49
is. They're putting a
02:43:50
they're putting a Korean airbase in Idaho,
02:43:56
United States.
02:43:57
Okay. Sorry, I got distracted.
02:43:59
I pulled a Gary, but isn't that weird?
02:44:01
That's weird.
02:44:02
So proud that today we're announcing or signing a letter of acceptance.
02:44:06
I mean, who's responsible for Air Force facility
02:44:09
at the Mountain Home air base in Idaho?
02:44:13
Well, where's, I mean,
02:44:15
we're working with Qatar.
02:44:19
It'll be.
02:44:20
It'll house Qatar.
02:44:21
So it'll be like,
02:44:24
Wright brothers plane,
02:44:27
an F-15.
02:44:31
A Qatar 15?
02:44:33
No, no. An American.
02:44:35
Their air force is provided by us.
02:44:37
It's Raytheon. It's the it's the F-14.
02:44:40
The F-14 is only.
02:44:41
There's only one F-14.
02:44:42
F-15, whatever they said,
02:44:44
it's real.
02:44:45
There could be two.
02:44:47
There could be.
02:44:48
Could be like a Walmart knockoff.
02:44:51
That Walmart could just be.
02:44:52
They could be anyone could call anything, anything.
02:44:54
Look, Walmart's like,
02:44:55
if you're going to sell F-15s in our store,
02:44:57
you're going to use our manufactured factoring process so it can be much cheaper.
02:45:03
I just don't think that you should take a plane.
02:45:05
Air Force One, by the way, it's the plane they gave us.
02:45:09
So now I don't know. Yeah, yeah.
02:45:12
Qatar cutter, whatever they gave us Air Force One,
02:45:15
they gave us Air Force all that long time ago. The.
02:45:19
No, no, the new the next one, Air Force two.
02:45:22
They're in process of modifying it or whatever.
02:45:23
Like Air Force two.
02:45:25
Doesn't that sound like a cheesy like movie three?
02:45:28
They're all they're all Air Force One, whatever the whatever plane
02:45:31
the president wants to know what the call letters for the president.
02:45:35
So if he were to get on your Cessna, that would now be Air Force One.
02:45:39
Oh, okay. I didn't know that. So
02:45:42
you know what?
02:45:42
The president, vice presidents one is called Air Force Two.
02:45:45
I know because I thought when Trump was taking his own plane
02:45:48
the first time around, people were getting mad
02:45:49
because he wasn't taking Air Force One, because he'd rather take his own shit
02:45:52
and his own correct air Force One. Correct.
02:45:55
And I thought there was something called Air Force Two.
02:45:56
Right now, Air Force two is the vice president's plan.
02:46:00
Okay. Okay.
02:46:04
The one that they secretly absconded off with Charlie Kirk's body.
02:46:07
Even some weird.
02:46:08
Yeah, but I heard it from.
02:46:12
Which, on the one hand, seems odd.
02:46:14
That's where I heard it from. Then.
02:46:14
That sounds real
02:46:15
nice of them to take it to the family, but it's also an easy way
02:46:18
to get it away from the hospital in any corner
02:46:20
in any even federal plane, where they would have to do at the body.
02:46:24
That shit's so weird, and it's going to be like a JFK thing forever.
02:46:28
It's that's so fucking weird.
02:46:30
Did you see what they're doing to the place?
02:46:32
They're covering it over in cement.
02:46:34
Yeah, I don't understand like the because it may be some.
02:46:38
It's just crazy if it's just some random
02:46:40
occurrence and random list of events and some weird
02:46:44
one off thing where this caliber of bullet somehow doesn't make it through,
02:46:50
which seems illogical from any expert, you know.
02:46:54
But it could still happen, I guess.
02:46:56
Like there's no like, what else happened to it, right?
02:46:59
So, like, this is it's so weird for the
02:47:02
that what you just said if it if it if a Gary agrees with it it's axioms.
02:47:06
Razor. If he doesn't agree with it it's absurd.
02:47:08
Absurdly everybody it's absurd you know reductive whatever.
02:47:12
I don't speak well
02:47:15
axioms.
02:47:18
Or is it Occam's toga and razor?
02:47:21
How do you say it? See, I don't even know how to say it.
02:47:23
So how do I say it wrong?
02:47:25
Occam's is the Occam's.
02:47:28
What did I say, axiom?
02:47:30
I think I thought it was.
02:47:31
I thought you shaved your bowl with it.
02:47:33
It was an ax and razor.
02:47:36
Asano Bowl is in an accent.
02:47:37
But I knew you would know what you ought to do.
02:47:39
I love it, he doesn't love it.
02:47:43
I know he does. And he pretended like he did.
02:47:45
He loved it for like, a good, like, month, month and a half.
02:47:47
And then he hasn't said it since.
02:47:49
I don't think atheists are capable of love.
02:47:52
No, they're not.
02:47:55
What would they base it on?
02:47:58
Absolutely nothing.
02:47:59
A necessity, which is why, you know, people that do are
02:48:02
capable of love get, very, very frustrated with people who aren't capable of love.
02:48:08
And they tend to lash out in ways that are that seem illogical,
02:48:14
much like, oh, you're a little fucking podcast.
02:48:17
It's worth.
02:48:21
But honestly, I don't I don't really blame her anymore.
02:48:24
I think that was her fucking with him on a different level,
02:48:28
because he kind of needs to be fucked with.
02:48:35
How so?
02:48:36
He's a he's a he's he's a pompous asshole.
02:48:41
Okay.
02:48:44
Fat, drunk
02:48:44
and stupid is no way to go through life. So.
02:48:48
Okay.
02:48:50
That's true.
02:48:52
Which is why we love him.
02:48:54
Never forget in a non-sexual way.
02:48:58
Speak for yourself.
02:48:59
I still think of him when I'm with my wife
02:49:02
to make it where I make her wear the shirt you're wearing, which is just weird.
02:49:05
You can come out as straight.
02:49:08
You do.
02:49:08
There's nothing more sexy than I make her put it to one side so it's on straight.
02:49:13
Quite like a hat with a plume.
02:49:14
His bald head is lined up with her right tip.
02:49:16
It's amazing.
02:49:18
Yeah.
02:49:19
Then I just one by one, one level all over.
02:49:22
Gary, I just just a little.
02:49:25
Never forget that this commercial was banned
02:49:27
in the United States.
02:49:31
To care to use the cleaner.
02:49:34
Oh. Touch down.
02:49:38
Yeah.
02:49:39
That only works with Doritos.
02:49:40
Why only Doritos?
02:49:43
You ask too many questions, Billy.
02:49:52
Oh. Fucked it.
02:50:00
And this goes.
02:50:04
It has to be a fat guy to.
02:50:06
Because why wouldn't it be?
02:50:08
What?
02:50:09
Have you put your penis all covered in Dorito powder?
02:50:12
I thought about it before it revealed the bowl was that it was the wall.
02:50:16
I I'm like, oh, of course this guy's probably going to stick in there
02:50:19
and it's going to get cleaned off.
02:50:21
To be clear, my penis would not fit in that hole.
02:50:25
I'm sure somebody could.
02:50:29
Maybe a child.
02:50:31
I'm too sexy for my love.
02:50:34
13 or 14.
02:50:35
Oh, that is going to leak.
02:50:37
14 year olds are hot.
02:50:41
They're 14.
02:50:41
14 years old, like I was.
02:50:44
I was mixing up the last mash up in your older room to the stream
02:50:47
and ruined my fucking sound. Who?
02:50:51
Gary came on stream, you know, because timing is everything.
02:50:55
Come on.
02:50:55
Why did he come on it here, this is Gary joining the stream right there.
02:50:59
When I was.
02:51:00
Oh, came on two seconds sooner.
02:51:03
And I'm like, okay, I'm not doing it over
02:51:05
here.
02:51:08
Yes. Thanks so much.
02:51:09
It looks like I'm in.
02:51:14
This is one of the gayest videos I've ever.
02:51:18
Drew.
02:51:22
My daughter's gay friend is here.
02:51:23
I'm going to go ask for the video because this is pretty gay.
02:51:29
I, I got it with the doctor.
02:51:44
At it, I think there was a tag.
02:51:46
So on that pair of underwear I think they were going to return with after the.
02:51:51
Oh, there's a few things you shouldn't return.
02:51:55
Underwear is one of them.
02:51:58
She's, she's going to like, you know,
02:52:01
looks like, you know, maybe I don't know, I don't know.
02:52:03
I'm confused.
02:52:04
Why do they call it a pair of panties? But only one bra?
02:52:09
I don't know, but speaking of panties.
02:52:11
Yeah, but a weed strain called purple panties, and I
02:52:14
so almost didn't buy it, but.
02:52:16
Yeah, it's so stupid. Yeah, I fucking hate it.
02:52:18
It's so dumb. Did you buy purple panties?
02:52:21
Really?
02:52:22
You are so disgusting.
02:52:25
Wait, did you buy.
02:52:26
Did you buy titty sprinkles with it?
02:52:28
No, but I fucking hate these dumb names.
02:52:32
It's so fucking annoying.
02:52:34
Like, I almost didn't buy it, but I.
02:52:36
I liked the purple because I.
02:52:39
The strain.
02:52:42
Yeah.
02:52:44
Where is it? Come on, dog in there.
02:52:45
You can see it. Right.
02:52:46
And then I got, I forgot what kind of runs, but, some runs, some show is good.
02:52:51
Both are both a really good.
02:52:53
And anyone who's, out of state is watching.
02:52:56
One ounce was $60, one ounce was $90.
02:53:00
And they're both pretty fucking equal.
02:53:02
And they're both like around 30%.
02:53:05
I like the taste of this one.
02:53:06
Lime fire skunk.
02:53:07
No, I got I got to grow good.
02:53:11
I've been buying one 6190 because
02:53:15
sometimes there is a large difference and sometimes there isn't.
02:53:19
Do you.
02:53:20
Okay, look at them both. Both are fucking great.
02:53:22
If you're a grower, can I please beg of you?
02:53:24
Please rinse your fucking do a rinse cycle.
02:53:28
Do a clean cycle without nutrients.
02:53:29
I'm so tired of this fucking Pine-Sol nitrogen taste.
02:53:35
Everything tastes like Pine-Sol in nitrogen.
02:53:38
I don't have that.
02:53:39
You do.
02:53:40
If I if I get if you've got you all weed tasted like skunk without that
02:53:44
fucking nitrogen taste, you'd be like, oh, I remember this
02:53:48
because they did.
02:53:48
They want to get the most yield.
02:53:49
They want the biggest plant, the most buds. Yeah.
02:53:52
If you wash it, if you rinse it and do just water
02:53:55
for the last cycle, you lose a little bit of yield.
02:53:59
But it tastes so much better.
02:54:01
Oh you're saying. Yeah. Because it pumps it up.
02:54:03
You flush all that nutrients taste out you as soon as you smell.
02:54:06
If it tastes like Pine-Sol or smells like Pine-Sol,
02:54:09
it has the nutrients, is covering up the taste.
02:54:11
It's hard to even tell what the fuck it.
02:54:13
I know a lot of young.
02:54:14
It's all like that.
02:54:15
Like there's, like, Pine-Sol taste.
02:54:18
Some are more gassy smelling. Some are more like.
02:54:20
What do you mean, like Pine-Sol? Like. What do you mean?
02:54:23
Nitrogen?
02:54:24
If you have ever walked on, walked into fucking space hardware.
02:54:28
That's what I'm talking about.
02:54:30
That fertilizer, nitrogen, taste.
02:54:34
This right here?
02:54:35
Yeah.
02:54:36
If you could smell this, I'd have to go out to my truck and.
02:54:42
I just I mean, it's good.
02:54:43
It's a good taste.
02:54:44
As soon as the nitrogen taste goes away, it hits you in the face
02:54:46
like you're drinking.
02:54:47
Fucking Pine-Sol.
02:54:50
And I say Pine-Sol.
02:54:51
I don't mean pine tree.
02:54:54
Literally the fucking Pine-Sol cleaner.
02:54:56
Just like that.
02:54:57
I don't know
02:54:59
nitrogen
02:55:01
smells like after a lightning storm.
02:55:05
It's good for you.
02:55:06
Oxygen to it. It's probably good for you.
02:55:08
Yeah, some some oxygen to it.
02:55:09
And make water. Exactly.
02:55:12
It's too late now.
02:55:13
It sucked it all in.
02:55:14
Once you pick it, you can't fucking do a cycle.
02:55:17
It doesn't come out. You can't get the nitrogen out of it. It's.
02:55:19
You know, I tried. I soaked it in water overnight.
02:55:21
I stuck it in my microwave.
02:55:23
Really know all kinds of things.
02:55:26
I remember doing that as a kid, though.
02:55:28
I mean, not as a kid.
02:55:28
I didn't smoke weed as a kid, but when I was younger, you know, in my 20s.
02:55:31
Right.
02:55:32
It's all dried out.
02:55:33
And, let me try to revamp this shit.
02:55:36
Put a wet paper towel in the bag or something.
02:55:38
Brad. Yeah.
02:55:39
You just make it worse. Usually. Apple. Drop an apple in there.
02:55:42
Cut an apple slice.
02:55:43
Just better off. Just fucking just fell. Yeah.
02:55:45
Because you get there. You, like, wring it out.
02:55:47
What did I do to it? And then you got to put it in
02:55:49
the microwave on a paper plate to try and fix it.
02:55:51
Yeah. There.
02:55:52
You just leave it open.
02:55:53
You leave it open so it dries back out.
02:55:55
That's a good tip too, though.
02:55:56
Just do that. You end up right back where you were before.
02:55:59
Leave your weed out for at least a couple of hours on the tray.
02:56:01
The taste will just brighten up so much.
02:56:04
But before you break it up like it's mine, this is a little damp.
02:56:08
This is good. It's got a little weight to it.
02:56:09
I usually like to keep my shit in the freezer if I can, but
02:56:13
I used to take it out of the plastic bags
02:56:15
that you get from the dispensary and put it in a jar.
02:56:18
Metal or sorry, metal glass jar and put it in the freezer.
02:56:22
I just don't like that guy that kind of time, work, care anymore.
02:56:24
But, if you can put it in the freezer, it's way better.
02:56:29
Fresher.
02:56:30
Obviously. Slow down the
02:56:33
whatever weed does when it doesn't go get you know it gets
02:56:37
does it lose its potency.
02:56:38
I'm sure it does a little over time.
02:56:40
Yeah I have smokes but also just I smoked some pretty old weed and get high.
02:56:44
Yeah it still works.
02:56:47
It tasted like cinnamon but then we smoked it.
02:56:50
I couldn't figure that one out.
02:56:53
Didn't taste like cinnamon.
02:56:55
When we started summoning.
02:57:02
Yeah, I went through everything.
02:57:04
No, I got some other things. But it's not him.
02:57:06
Yeah, mine is like, not even anything
02:57:08
because I was trying to find, like, video or even a news entity
02:57:11
talking about it, but, I found nothing,
02:57:14
but there was, a man in Michigan,
02:57:18
in, Denton Township, which I forget exactly where that is.
02:57:23
Richfield. Sure. Denton.
02:57:26
Of course.
02:57:26
Yeah.
02:57:27
But, on October 4th, a 33 year old Denton Township man awoke around 7 a.m.
02:57:32
and called 911 after finding an unknown man in her home.
02:57:35
The woman told authorities that the man was not wearing pants.
02:57:41
Should I hit it?
02:57:42
Yeah. This is like his horse.
02:57:44
He can help us with a song about that song.
02:57:48
It's like,
02:57:50
that's a really nice area.
02:57:52
Right by Houghton Lake.
02:57:54
By the time the woman had discovered the man in her home.
02:57:56
Sheriff deputies say the man had defecated in a trash can
02:57:59
and the in the residence and left fecal smears on furniture.
02:58:04
After the woman confronted the man, he left her house.
02:58:07
Roscommon community deputies and officers from Richfield
02:58:11
Township Department of Public Safety went to this went out to the scene.
02:58:14
One of the W's found a man who matched the description of the suspect
02:58:18
walking in the area that man, deputies reported was a 41 year old prude
02:58:22
anvil man who was highly intoxicated.
02:58:26
He plays under.
02:58:26
He was placed under arrest in the Roscommon County Jail.
02:58:29
Upon further investigation, officers during the intruder got into the house
02:58:33
by damaging a screen and entering through a window.
02:58:36
They also believe he had been in the home for at least four hours.
02:58:40
Deputies as opposed to being in there for like, what time was this?
02:58:44
7 a.m. like, you're in there.
02:58:48
Oh, she she awoke around 7 a.m.
02:58:50
so he was there
02:58:52
from 3 a.m. on.
02:58:54
But, yeah.
02:58:55
Was being like,
02:58:56
I've never been that drunk to where I'm going to break into somebody's house,
02:59:00
shed a garbage can, and smear it on furniture. If.
02:59:03
Yeah, I guess it,
02:59:07
you'd have to be not that drunk.
02:59:09
I don't know, I've been,
02:59:10
I've been hanging out, playing video games in my basement
02:59:13
when I was younger, while my brother had some friends over that were very drunk
02:59:18
and all of a sudden the basement door opens up
02:59:22
and someone walks down like three stairs and you can see the foot,
02:59:25
the feet, and that's it.
02:59:27
And then all of a sudden, like, I hear unzip
02:59:29
and then all of a sudden, like, urine comes all the way down.
02:59:33
All the way down the rest of the stairs.
02:59:35
It was just splashing, on the floor in the basement.
02:59:39
And I'm like,
02:59:40
no, it's my parents house.
02:59:41
Yeah, right.
02:59:42
And I'm like, hey, I'm like, with that, I'm like, what are you doing?
02:59:45
And then all of a sudden, like, there was like this weird startle,
02:59:48
like a stoppage and then like this weird, like zip
02:59:51
up and then, like, walking back up the stairs and then
02:59:56
the dude,
02:59:59
he's slightly relentless.
03:00:01
If he was so drunk, he thought he was in the bathroom.
03:00:03
It's okay. But if he was just so he.
03:00:05
The basement's better than the fucking upstairs.
03:00:07
He said that that's happened once or twice to him before, where he's gotten
03:00:12
really shit shitfaced, to where he's like opened the closet
03:00:15
and just pissed, thinking it was like the bathroom or something.
03:00:18
Like he I don't know how you go down three steps and then like, urinate.
03:00:21
It wasn't that much piss because he did stop when I yelled at him.
03:00:25
But it was like this because you could just tell it.
03:00:27
Like, if I could see his face.
03:00:30
It was just this weird, I'm sure.
03:00:31
Pause of like, dumbfounded ness.
03:00:34
And then like, I, I, okay, I'm just going to leave now.
03:00:39
But yeah, it was weird.
03:00:44
Rest in peace.
03:00:45
I don't give a crap about that.
03:00:47
I'm sorry.
03:00:53
He's trying just to maintain.
03:00:55
Yeah, well, just don't maintain.
03:00:57
Down by the stairs. Basement stairs of my parents house.
03:01:00
Yeah. Like it was just like.
03:01:01
Well, no, like laminate.
03:01:04
So if you're going to piss or puke vinyl or whatever, always.
03:01:09
You can always make it outside.
03:01:13
Yes or no,
03:01:15
then you're too drunk.
03:01:17
I mean, I should always be able to make it out.
03:01:19
Stairwells. Stairwells.
03:01:21
I've done a few stairwells.
03:01:25
Outside.
03:01:26
Bottom of them. Outside? No.
03:01:29
Hotel,
03:01:31
but, like cement stairwell.
03:01:33
That was you?
03:01:35
That was you, dude.
03:01:36
I went to get ice.
03:01:37
My socks, you fucking asshole.
03:01:39
But why would you do that? No.
03:01:41
Well, it's not the stair that it's not.
03:01:43
It's the fucking. It was a quality in
03:01:47
Cambodia.
03:01:48
I stayed there, dude, in Cambodia. And.
03:01:50
No, it was in doubt.
03:01:51
It was when we went to the fucking like it was like Nine Mile and Van Dike.
03:01:56
Yes, the best Western.
03:01:58
That's where I stayed.
03:02:00
It was big yellow, best Western, you know.
03:02:02
Exactly. Look it up.
03:02:04
It's an incredible arcade.
03:02:05
One of the best arcades right across the street.
03:02:07
There.
03:02:11
Says cunt is back.
03:02:12
I don't think Gary meant to say this, but it's what he said.
03:02:17
Oh, conk.
03:02:21
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
03:02:22
What are you doing there?
03:02:24
Stop it!
03:02:26
I'm down here!
03:02:29
Stop! You're pissing!
03:02:30
I think there's a lot to rhyme to the limitless majesty of creation.
03:02:34
And wondered.
03:02:35
Wondered what?
03:02:36
All these forests, valleys, mountains and puddles are actually fall.
03:02:41
Wondered how many buildings were knocked down
03:02:43
to make way for them, and who granted the planning permission
03:02:47
wondered about all the incredible yet musky animals we share our planet musky.
03:02:52
What's up with that? It's a British way.
03:02:53
From point missions to long necked horse monsters
03:02:57
from repugnant wombats to beautiful elephants.
03:03:01
What do the
03:03:01
creatures want and why did they refuse to have sex and cum all the time,
03:03:06
but not dazzles humankind?
03:03:10
Have you ever wondered, have we got here?
03:03:13
Wondered why we go in?
03:03:14
No wonder I bet the biggest mystery of all.
03:03:17
And they care about the meaning of life.
03:03:19
Well, I haven't, but all this have
03:03:22
for thousands of years, thinkers, artists, authors,
03:03:25
Maya Carroll have struggled to define humankind's purpose.
03:03:30
Is life's meaning a riddle that even can be answered.
03:03:33
And if so, should we listen?
03:03:35
I'll cover our ears to avoid spoilers
03:03:38
in this landmark documentary special, I'll travel the globe
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to walk in slow motion through picturesque locations,
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get up close to some of the most significant molecules in existence,
03:03:49
and meet a variety of academics, experts and professional mammals to ask
03:03:54
some of the most significant questions you can say with a mouse.
03:03:57
Hello, who are you?
03:03:58
I'm Brian Cox, professor of particle physics at the University of Manchester.
03:04:02
Can I call you Brian, or do you prefer Cox?
03:04:05
So join me, Philomena, as I uncover the point of it all.
03:04:10
This is cum cum laude.
03:04:16
You guys don't mean to interrupt what you were doing there.
03:04:19
Oh. It's good.
03:04:20
What are you looking at, Mr..
03:04:23
I was, I was caught I was kind of loose
03:04:25
and looked around at the limitless majesty of some returns.
03:04:30
Wondered what?
03:04:31
No, but I was caught in a loop and that was looping to know I was watching.
03:04:35
I came back from the bathroom and I turned around and I was like,
03:04:38
I wonder how long does it take me to come back from the bathroom?
03:04:40
And so I watched myself come back from the bathroom.
03:04:42
And then in the picture in picture, I watch myself watching myself
03:04:46
come back from the bathroom.
03:04:47
And then I wash myself, wash myself, wash myself, cum.
03:04:50
So now you can see yourself. Come
03:04:53
several time.
03:04:54
Watch this to the end.
03:04:55
You're going to die laughing.
03:04:57
Story about a woman who walked into a bridal shop one day, told the sales clerk
03:05:02
that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
03:05:05
Well, a saleswoman asked, just exactly what type of dress are you looking for?
03:05:09
A long, flowing white dress with a veil.
03:05:12
We might have commented with assurance. Not totally.
03:05:15
Can watch dread.
03:05:16
Afraid to offend the woman, the saleslady said.
03:05:18
You know, dresses of that nature are usually more appropriate
03:05:22
at or brides who are being married for the first time.
03:05:26
For those a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean.
03:05:29
So the lady reached, put her hand on her hip.
03:05:32
I do know what you mean, and I can assure you I'm as innocent as the rest of them.
03:05:37
Despite all my marriage, I remain as innocent as any first time bride.
03:05:42
When you see, my first husband was a dear, sweet man.
03:05:45
He sounds terrible. Tragedy.
03:05:47
Actually, all the excitement of the wedding was simply too much for him.
03:05:51
And he died.
03:05:52
As we checked into the hotel, we got the highlighted comment.
03:05:55
Look at somebody here that said the clerk.
03:05:57
I don't know what about the others, but I'm just going to step and walk out
03:06:00
a terrible fight in the limousine on the way to our wedding reception.
03:06:04
We haven't spoken in.
03:06:10
They're trying to that I'm not you.
03:06:13
Come on, come on, come on.
03:06:16
Bring out rules that was
03:06:18
not meant to come out of us.
03:06:19
He takes his position behind the.
03:06:21
So this was on the alliance, supposedly cheating or doing the wrong play back
03:06:26
before he goes in flat rants, post comment.
03:06:30
Golf was never under center.
03:06:31
Therefore it shouldn't have been a penalty. Prove me wrong.
03:06:34
It is now the highlighted comment
03:06:36
and it will be the late game offense.
03:06:39
Number six.
03:06:40
Okay.
03:06:43
That wasn't quite as, close,
03:06:46
I thought, but I don't think I've ever had a highlighted comment before.
03:06:50
Sledge rants is the highlighted comment.
03:06:52
Offense got out there.
03:06:53
They were getting towards the huddle.
03:06:55
For this.
03:06:56
For the record, this is on the NFL's channel towards
03:07:00
the kind of it's kind of a big deal.
03:07:02
It is kind of a big deal.
03:07:03
We're here and I should edit it and put.
03:07:08
Put and Durant's on Rumble.
03:07:14
I can't spell pledge rants.
03:07:18
Rumble.
03:07:21
Monday, 10 p.m.
03:07:23
eastern.
03:07:26
That looks right.
03:07:28
There we go.
03:07:30
Now watch. Is not the highlighted.
03:07:31
Oh. Still Highland sweet
03:07:34
love it
03:07:36
scribe.
03:07:37
So we're going to do letters next week.
03:07:39
We always do numbers but he's throwing us on a loop next week.
03:07:41
His letters
03:07:44
I think.
03:07:49
That's some Asmr type in there.
03:07:52
Yeah tick type tick typing in high school.
03:07:56
Yes. We're going to place you, next time.
03:08:03
Did you see that?
03:08:05
Or, last week that the, 29 year old man
03:08:09
arrested in connection with Palisades Fire that ravaged Los Angeles.
03:08:13
So I don't know how one. He's a Pacific man.
03:08:16
Yeah, that's. It's bullshit.
03:08:19
Is is accused of starting the entire the entire fire.
03:08:25
I mean, it only takes us, like, right,
03:08:28
I guess so
03:08:30
does it take a spark?
03:08:32
That's what Jesus told me.
03:08:34
Hey, this little light of mine,
03:08:37
I wasn't that I was thinking a different song, but, But you were.
03:08:42
It definitely was.
03:08:43
Did it have to do with the devil?
03:08:45
No, that's to do with Billy. Are.
03:08:47
We are tracking extremely dangerous and now deadly conditions in Southern
03:08:51
California, where multiple wildfires continue to burn out of control
03:08:55
for major fires are raging with little or no one man is responsible
03:08:59
for this very real high, extraordinarily high winds.
03:09:03
And all the state has it that has he been convicted
03:09:06
for allegedly allegedly ignoring.
03:09:11
All of that.
03:09:12
You know, you got the front row.
03:09:21
In the cage, father to me
03:09:24
that was the night to catch up with the guys in our back seat.
03:09:30
It's got to do with what you
03:09:33
like.
03:09:33
Why am I going to start the fire?
03:09:37
Because all we know, this is the world's
03:09:41
leading smartphone
03:09:44
company.
03:09:44
Despite the track fires just to stop at nothing.
03:09:49
Messing up the all Rockefeller capital, the companies want come back
03:09:55
and talk me back from giving
03:09:59
the company.
03:10:00
I just doing these.
03:10:01
Think we got a winning team?
03:10:03
Maybe I can be a part Elvis Presley.
03:10:06
Disneyland.
03:10:06
I know
03:10:08
about the news, which is great
03:10:10
that you bring this to an start.
03:10:14
The fire was all because this is the world.
03:10:18
You don't need to start a fire.
03:10:22
So we decided to try
03:10:24
to find little Rock guys to not make it.
03:10:28
I don't care what to make sure when I break down the river level,
03:10:32
not just to go to California baseball, stop with all the
03:10:36
time to do nothing little by.
03:10:41
Anybody hot.
03:10:42
And then the state IPO Castro thrown into this
03:10:47
and then we go back to take a break. You
03:10:52
to I don't know you just
03:10:54
I kind we stop the bottom
03:10:57
every time we go to break the down.
03:11:00
And then I don't get it.
03:11:05
I don't expect to find it.
03:11:07
Anyway, I met a stranger in a strange land near
03:11:11
the lake, and a baby doll itself.
03:11:14
The baby?
03:11:15
A baby, an 18 year old.
03:11:17
This young man is the have a small.
03:11:21
Nothing much for British politicians
03:11:23
that you can't know the wait, what else do I have to say?
03:11:27
Then? Stop.
03:11:28
If I am was on the phone is the around the time
03:11:34
stop I you know
03:11:37
I tried to fight, but the man, Richard Nixon.
03:11:42
I could get shot.
03:11:43
We stopped the for one.
03:11:48
Jonathan
03:11:49
Renton s age 29, residing in Melbourne, Florida,
03:11:53
was taken into federal custody by Patsy
03:11:57
no way fire department investigator.
03:12:00
And it lost. Not possible.
03:12:02
Not real.
03:12:03
Through this extraordinary team effort, investigators determined that
03:12:07
the Palisades Fire reported on January 7th
03:12:10
was caused by an intentionally set fire
03:12:14
near a viewpoint along the Temescal Ridge
03:12:16
Trail into the state park on January 1st.
03:12:20
The fire was a hold over fire,
03:12:22
meaning it was deeply seeded and dense vegetation
03:12:25
and roots, and continued to burn undetected
03:12:28
until catastrophic weather ensued, resulting in the Palisades Fire
03:12:34
Render Nest is now charged
03:12:36
with setting the January 1st fire.
03:12:39
We know this arrest cannot erase the pain or grief
03:12:44
or losses endured.
03:12:47
But we hope it is a step forward,
03:12:50
progress in the right direction to look at this next year
03:12:53
to find the Taliban and ignite a suicide bombing.
03:12:56
That's all you.
03:12:57
And it's like gets hypodermic in the show.
03:13:00
China's under martial law.
03:13:02
Rock and roll, I told him was, I can't take it any longer.
03:13:05
You dare to start the fire?
03:13:08
It was all over the world.
03:13:11
We to stop the fire.
03:13:14
But I will go still.
03:13:17
But I want it on and on and on
03:13:20
and on and on and on and on
03:13:24
and going strong.
03:13:26
I am one single man on the fire.
03:13:31
And we to stop the fire.
03:13:37
I need to, it's time this here,
03:13:42
there, here.
03:13:47
It's a lot of fire.
03:13:49
So he lit it here.
03:13:52
I don't know some sometimes I like he's on this.
03:13:54
He was on this ridge trail.
03:13:57
Sometimes I'll like, take a bunch of paper.
03:14:00
I'll take a bunch of dry sticks.
03:14:02
I'll take some, some of the quick
03:14:05
starting fire cubes and some logs.
03:14:07
And I like a light. It
03:14:11
and fucking nothing will happen.
03:14:14
And I'll light it again, and I'll throw some gas on it,
03:14:17
and the gas will burn up, and then nothing will happen.
03:14:19
Like it's not that easy to light a fire sometimes, you know, especially if
03:14:25
if you don't have dry
03:14:29
shit in the right kindling light looks pretty dry.
03:14:33
You can just start a fire and like have a just.
03:14:36
This looks like some traction that.
03:14:39
So right there in the middle of the road is where it started.
03:14:42
That's. Yeah. That's what they said.
03:14:43
That's that's trail right here.
03:14:45
They literally marked it.
03:14:47
See this picture right here.
03:14:48
Looks like a road or that's a walking trail.
03:14:51
It's, trail okay. Interesting.
03:14:55
But so I mean, there's isn't it?
03:14:57
Look, I can see there's not a lot going on around it was.
03:15:02
It got blown to the trees.
03:15:05
I mean, obviously we because it's in an elevated position.
03:15:07
Is that what the problem is?
03:15:09
We knew it's not one dude.
03:15:10
It's Jewish space lasers. No.
03:15:17
I love the yamaka, don't you?
03:15:19
We need a palate cleanser.
03:15:20
I love the ohmygod.
03:15:22
After seeing all that on the record, after seeing all that fire.
03:15:27
Oh my God, and all the Jewish stuff.
03:15:30
I just need a palette and I find myself in times of trouble.
03:15:35
Mother Mary comes to me
03:15:37
speaking words of wisdom.
03:15:40
The caption is children love, dogs.
03:15:44
And in my heart,
03:15:45
oh God, she's standing right in front of me
03:15:50
speaking words of wisdom.
03:15:53
Let it be.
03:15:56
Let it be,
03:15:58
let it be, let it be. Oh.
03:16:03
I'd like to make up one because there's.
03:16:06
There's some dog in some third world country
03:16:10
being tortured and being tested on with make up that same way.
03:16:15
And in our country,
03:16:15
it's like cute because the kids doing it and then their country, it's like torture.
03:16:19
The dog loves the torture.
03:16:21
Like, just touch me, play with me.
03:16:22
Whatever do this dog is holding an unsteady baby up.
03:16:26
It's just so nice. Hey.
03:16:32
When the broken hearted people wait there.
03:16:36
The same hair, the green, the same hair, the broken heart,
03:16:41
that's the same hair.
03:16:44
The people living in the world.
03:16:47
Green. That's so dark.
03:16:50
Yeah, that's the same.
03:16:51
Let it be.
03:16:53
He just had a.
03:16:54
He just had a wave.
03:16:55
Let it be.
03:16:57
He didn't mean to, but this kid just had his first sexual thought.
03:17:00
He's like, wait a minute.
03:17:02
Why? Why
03:17:02
would you say why would you think that?
03:17:05
Because of the red rocket positioning there and the to the dog's mouth.
03:17:10
Hey, he's just like, wait a minute.
03:17:11
I think the dog, my buddy.
03:17:13
What do you see a picture of a child, a puppy?
03:17:16
And you think anything sexual?
03:17:20
The. The kid looked away.
03:17:21
Man, it wasn't me.
03:17:22
It was the kid that looked away. What?
03:17:25
Or is it the popsicle?
03:17:26
Is that he's contemplate.
03:17:28
He looked at what was happening right now, and he was thinking.
03:17:30
He's like looking both ways. He's like, who's watching?
03:17:33
He's like, wait a minute.
03:17:34
Full. No. It's sweet.
03:17:37
I was saying so that you say that that day the kid learned the peanut butter trick.
03:17:42
Peanut butter?
03:17:42
No, he was using the popsicle.
03:17:45
It's still a chance.
03:17:48
Just.
03:17:48
Yeah. And then he
03:17:50
he just.
03:17:50
You smell the popsicle well away.
03:17:52
So that's like my first date.
03:17:57
Oh. They were in
03:18:07
and smash cards.
03:18:14
He's going to blow up a,
03:18:18
Yeah. It's not a race. It's a battle.
03:18:19
I got to find these little packages.
03:18:20
They give you a weapon, and then you shoot.
03:18:22
Yeah, it's Mario Kart.
03:18:25
Yeah, that kind of cool.
03:18:27
Oh, no, it's.
03:18:29
There's.
03:18:30
Oh, I don't like this one.
03:18:34
I don't know how to get rid of them.
03:18:36
Oh, yeah.
03:18:37
Anyway, on the coast,
03:18:40
it's very hard to steer with a keyboard.
03:18:42
That's why we have steering wheels on cars and not keyboards.
03:18:44
We are hard.
03:18:47
Yeah, that was horrible.
03:18:50
It was making.
03:18:54
That's perfect.
03:18:56
I just won the round when I wasn't showing it on screen.
03:18:59
I just wondering.
03:19:03
Oh, this is amazing. I'm.
03:19:06
Hey, I gotta hit him more than once.
03:19:08
Come on.
03:19:13
Hit those to chase me.
03:19:17
Face me. Bro.
03:19:19
Oh, come on.
03:19:26
That's a bomb.
03:19:28
If I put that right here.
03:19:31
I beat myself up.
03:19:32
But I smashed Lulu.
03:19:35
This looks like some kind of,
03:19:38
weapon.
03:19:39
Oh, it even zooms in on.
03:19:40
I just.
03:19:44
Sweet.
03:19:45
This is rather boring.
03:19:49
You go starting to get your hair good.
03:19:58
Oh, that was close.
03:19:59
That was.
03:19:59
Fell off the thing. Oh.
03:20:04
Oh, I can't him when I get too high for the one that I won.
03:20:08
I won the one with a,
03:20:11
That glitch fridge,
03:20:13
puts edge. So I won.
03:20:16
Oh, sounds like people are dying.
03:20:23
That was the,
03:20:24
So we learn, helicopters crash, we learn Pete Hegseth
03:20:29
traded, Air Force one 747
03:20:31
for that helicopter.
03:20:34
I don't know.
03:20:36
Oh, no. 50.
03:20:38
The open.
03:20:41
Fucking love that thing.
03:20:43
Oh, no, I'm not doing that guy again.
03:20:46
He's not good.
03:20:47
I would I never did a guy one.
03:20:49
So it's interesting that even like, so the first time he did them,
03:20:53
he were like, I'm not doing that again. How you done this?
03:20:56
Guy's done this guy before.
03:20:58
Who? Gangsta want to get bougie with it?
03:21:00
You know, start doing this guy earlier on the show.
03:21:03
But we still boycotting Starbucks out here because I don't know what the fuck
03:21:06
you're talking about. We going to make it at home.
03:21:08
Okay. Perfect.
03:21:09
Smells like the inside of a white girl. Oh, Boop.
03:21:12
Need a cup and a half for that.
03:21:13
You need it.
03:21:13
Oh, that's about it.
03:21:15
Smells good.
03:21:15
So, fetus with the bead, one foot.
03:21:18
Oh, we cutting your foot off up to the thighs with me?
03:21:21
Damn.
03:21:22
He's making Starbucks wipe those lip injections.
03:21:24
This shit not to be sweeter than a pride parade with a sweet potato latte.
03:21:27
Is that what people were for? See here. You feel me?
03:21:30
Got the pre-rolls out there. Spicy.
03:21:32
Bought though.
03:21:33
Swisher sweets in the pain.
03:21:34
Yo, you Brown.
03:21:36
Oh, that's not how you cook with pot.
03:21:39
You have to make some kind of butter for latte watch Hocus pocus.
03:21:42
Oh, no, you don't just put nutmeg in there.
03:21:45
But, you know, a gangster blitzed it real quick, do you, Cameron in mace.
03:21:48
Forgive a gangster for he know not what he do.
03:21:51
Punk is called the gore. That's what I say when I see a Paris.
03:22:02
It's been a long of
03:22:06
this for Gary, friend.
03:22:09
Yeah. Okay, so he's not here.
03:22:11
It's like he dies every show.
03:22:13
You guys, can I get you to come on way to my birthday party?
03:22:19
Yeah, only if you invite us.
03:22:21
Oh, he seriously to not invite us to his birthday party?
03:22:24
It was cryptic.
03:22:25
He said he was having a birthday party.
03:22:27
When I see you. Semantics.
03:22:30
So he texted me on Saturday about George's golfing
03:22:35
and last two hours before I needed to leave.
03:22:39
You missed that part, though.
03:22:41
Or know what hour before I needed to leave.
03:22:44
My story was he invited me to his birthday party at his house.
03:22:47
I thought he was going to have good buns there.
03:22:49
He showed pictures of good buns.
03:22:50
That's so I was that he was hinting of a party.
03:22:53
I was expecting to go to his house, and then he changed it to a disc golf.
03:22:56
And then at the last minute on this show, I think last week.
03:22:59
So I didn't get I didn't get to.
03:23:01
And I said, where the disc golf event was, he texted you and said where it was
03:23:04
at least.
03:23:05
So yeah, but I went to Stony.
03:23:07
I was on my way to Stony, actually.
03:23:08
Wait, I'll was in Gary.
03:23:10
I was that stony waiting for you.
03:23:12
You never showed on my phone, went in water
03:23:16
and I had to get a new one like two years ago.
03:23:19
And so this is the first time Gary has texted me individually
03:23:23
that wasn't part of a group chat in like two years.
03:23:26
If not for that, I don't think I've ever seen anybody in.
03:23:28
Yeah, yeah. And so that's really good.
03:23:31
Yeah, I thought so.
03:23:32
He, he texted me an hour before I needed to leave,
03:23:39
which I considered to be one of those eggplants.
03:23:41
When I'm done emoji.
03:23:43
And he texted me the morning of, I woke up
03:23:45
and I woke up kind of early and I'm like, oh, Gary texted me.
03:23:48
Then he's I'm like, oh shit, I gotta leave soon.
03:23:50
I'm like, oh, you know, I have an hour.
03:23:51
And I was like, should I go somewhere?
03:23:54
I gotta go, I go, should I stay now?
03:23:58
And then I do, what did you do?
03:23:59
I didn't, I didn't go, I continued the project
03:24:02
I was doing at the house, which is replacing the basement stairs.
03:24:06
Do your.
03:24:08
Yeah.
03:24:08
I, I had a productive Saturday.
03:24:11
I did some good shit.
03:24:12
I don't really disc golf, so a disc golf party doesn't sound fun to me.
03:24:16
I don't I didn't know anything about a party. Party.
03:24:19
I only was invited to a disc golf around the.
03:24:22
But if you would have paid attention
03:24:23
to the show up on the clues, it was like a where in the world is draw.
03:24:26
He clearly left clues.
03:24:29
But the
03:24:30
clue that I get you to come to my birthday party.
03:24:34
The main clue in the main hint like can you take a hint?
03:24:37
Have you ever heard people say that?
03:24:39
No, I like my analogy late earlier, like, hey, we're gonna go to the bottom.
03:24:43
My anal gee, yeah, we're going to go to the bar.
03:24:44
Meet us there.
03:24:45
Oh yeah? Which bar? Yeah.
03:24:46
Okay. We'll see you there.
03:24:48
That's usually a hint that they don't want to see you there.
03:24:51
So that's the way I took Gary when he was like, hey, we changed.
03:24:54
He knows I don't like to disc golf.
03:24:55
Not that his birthday party would have anything to do with me,
03:24:59
but when he changed it to a disc golf event, I thought, okay, I can take a hint.
03:25:03
And then when he told didn't tell me where
03:25:04
the disc golf event was, I took the second hint.
03:25:07
I was not invited.
03:25:10
When he did, when he did show the picture and there was like, it looked like
03:25:13
it was a large group, I was kind of like, okay, that that's great.
03:25:17
I love large groups, but at the same time it wasn't like, oh,
03:25:20
I didn't go, and it was only him and one other person.
03:25:23
And I was like, I feel bad I didn't go.
03:25:25
It's like, no, if I went, there would have been like even more people would.
03:25:28
You know, I'm sure everyone had fun.
03:25:30
But I wasn't to say that's not how disc golf worked there.
03:25:33
You can have two people.
03:25:35
No, there's no such thing. You have a lot of fun.
03:25:37
You just break off into fours or whatever, right?
03:25:39
If you need to.
03:25:40
Yeah, but you just have a bigger group and just play slow and have a lot of fun.
03:25:43
It takes most of the I put the I play slow,
03:25:47
I play real slow.
03:25:48
How slow?
03:25:49
I play so slow. Do I like slow?
03:25:52
I'll throw like twice or every time you throw.
03:25:57
That that's slow.
03:25:58
That's just that's just shitty. The.
03:26:01
Yeah, yeah.
03:26:02
What's the difference?
03:26:06
One slow ones.
03:26:07
Shitty.
03:26:10
You know, I'm sure he's getting a little lazy in his old age.
03:26:13
Put those two things together.
03:26:15
Go take a slow shit.
03:26:19
I did that earlier.
03:26:26
Oh my God, oh my God.
03:26:29
Make up that heavy?
03:26:30
Did there are people?
03:26:33
Oh, no. Oh.
03:26:36
On accident man.
03:26:39
I thought the moves, dude,
03:26:41
I saw boobs would get more of a, click,
03:26:44
but apparently I had to put them horizontal.
03:26:47
Horizontal boobs.
03:26:48
Yeah, a vertical.
03:26:49
Which way is the TikTok video?
03:26:52
The, portrait?
03:26:55
Yeah, apparently that's the thing.
03:26:57
That's why, like, I've noticed, I have I've noticed that without noticing.
03:27:00
And then I heard a podcast,
03:27:01
that analyzes other podcasts, and they were saying that there was a thing.
03:27:04
Now that YouTube is pushing for,
03:27:09
vertical format
03:27:10
portrait to compete with, TikTok.
03:27:13
And so when you open up their app, they're like giving you they're presenting
03:27:19
portrait format and videos way before they do landscape format, a video.
03:27:24
So you open up and you're inundated with this shit.
03:27:26
Now it's it's kind of annoying
03:27:29
and I, I didn't realize this until the, the, the podcast
03:27:33
I was listening to mentioned it
03:27:34
and I'm thinking and they didn't even mention that what I was like,
03:27:37
what I came to the conclusion of.
03:27:39
But yeah, I was like thinking like, yeah, I, I've you go,
03:27:42
you open the YouTube app on my fucking iPhone.
03:27:45
And I literally have to go to videos,
03:27:49
not shorts like it, it, it forces you in the shorts immediately.
03:27:55
It doesn't even give you an option like it's it's annoying.
03:27:58
And I want like long form videos.
03:28:00
I don't want short
03:28:04
snippets of shit.
03:28:05
I don't go to YouTube for short snippets of shit.
03:28:08
I go to YouTube for long form videos, you know, and fast
03:28:13
3 to 5 to 20 minutes, sometimes an hour or two.
03:28:16
If it's true crime.
03:28:20
Or a, Joe Rogan, two times speed.
03:28:23
Yeah.
03:28:23
Two times speed. Several hours.
03:28:26
People like up there and you go
03:28:30
get it up.
03:28:31
Oh, go look up in.
03:28:35
I'll have to mash that one up next week.
03:28:36
Gary, I missed it. I completely missed it.
03:28:40
Helicopter mash up.
03:28:42
And I'm pretty proud.
03:28:44
I think we hit every fucking.
03:28:48
We hit them all.
03:28:50
We hit em all.
03:28:52
We hit them all.
03:28:54
Well, we, that's what I said.
03:28:56
That's not what I meant. We hit them all
03:28:59
the more we hit those all.
03:29:02
Didn't you mentioned that before that?
03:29:03
I was going to bring that up last week, but they were saying that,
03:29:06
I saw some ad or some shit that the the Lakeside Mall
03:29:10
is going to be a,
03:29:11
haunted mall for Halloween.
03:29:14
No, it's not, that's what I, I didn't fully believe it, but.
03:29:19
Well, you look that up.
03:29:20
I'll just listen this one more time. Yeah.
03:29:22
It's as good.
03:29:25
Good.
03:29:25
There is no permanent haunted house at Lakeside Mall
03:29:27
as the mall's permanently closed and we will be redeveloped.
03:29:31
A temporary Halloween attraction
03:29:33
advertised as Michigan's largest haunted mall will be played.
03:29:37
Yeah. Okay.
03:29:38
Yeah, it's a hold on when $25 a person,
03:29:42
a family from October 14th.
03:29:44
You know what they're calling it?
03:29:46
What mall?
03:29:48
The haunted mall.
03:29:49
What?
03:29:50
Marlene?
03:29:54
Sorry.
03:29:55
So there's several.
03:29:55
There's blood.
03:29:56
Black blood.
03:29:59
There's blood.
03:30:00
Bath and beyond.
03:30:02
Okay, you know what?
03:30:03
Why don't I just show it?
03:30:05
So what did they do? Just ran.
03:30:06
Ran out a bunch of the individual spaces to different Halloween creators.
03:30:12
You know what this is?
03:30:13
I this is a known as I drifter.
03:30:15
This is probably I hallucinating completely making it up
03:30:18
because it says that there's going to be a temporary attraction.
03:30:20
Oh, I didn't say there was a permanent one. It was.
03:30:21
It was like.
03:30:22
Oh, but then it also there's a one time event, but then it says,
03:30:27
wait, know.
03:30:27
New story 150 shops with names like blood, Bath and Beyond.
03:30:32
It's $25 a ticket per person for those.
03:30:35
Oh, it's free for the survivor.
03:30:37
I think they can charge if you make it.
03:30:39
If you make it all the way through, it's free.
03:30:41
It's a maze.
03:30:42
Which is why I don't believe it.
03:30:43
And then the next one says Lakeside Mall.
03:30:45
Marlene is a family friendly Marlene event planned for October 2025.
03:30:50
The $40 honestly with two.
03:30:52
Which one? That's my figure.
03:30:53
Which one?
03:30:54
That was it.
03:30:55
Maybe it was one of the Pontiac ones.
03:30:57
It was like probably 1520.
03:30:59
It was probably 20 years ago, if not more.
03:31:01
Yeah, I remember, no, but it was one of them stupid ones
03:31:05
where I was like, oh, if you make it all the way to the end, you get what?
03:31:09
And it's like there was the dumbest thing, because what ends up happening is
03:31:12
you exit early and then it's done early and you're like, oh, that was stupid.
03:31:18
I wasted my time because
03:31:20
I waited in line and then I it's like, already done.
03:31:24
Then I remember like, somebody did that and they were like,
03:31:26
oh fuck, don't go this way.
03:31:28
And I was like, okay, I'm not going to go that way.
03:31:30
And then I remember, like checking and like looking beyond
03:31:33
before I open the door, like fully to like, exit
03:31:36
because yeah, there was like, I forget what.
03:31:39
But it was like, oh, if you make it to the end of it
03:31:42
there, it could be like a 40 minute fucking haunted house.
03:31:45
If you exit early, it's like a ten minute haunted house.
03:31:48
And it's like, why would you exit early?
03:31:50
Because you were actually by accident.
03:31:52
Yeah. Or, you know, like, you make a mistake.
03:31:54
Is it like a maze? It's like a wrong turn. Yeah. Right
03:31:58
now, the coolest one.
03:32:00
You know, what they want was I want you to pay again and triangle longer.
03:32:04
I would think like a video game level that maybe that's the.
03:32:07
I think maybe that's a gimmick.
03:32:08
And I just didn't realize because it's for me it's a one time thing.
03:32:11
But the coolest one ever was,
03:32:14
Will and I, I think it was at Gibraltar Trade Center, or it was CG
03:32:19
Barrymore's, I can't remember, but at a desk we
03:32:24
it was well done.
03:32:25
And then there was a maze, and then there was
03:32:28
this dude sitting in a chair, and there was two doors,
03:32:32
and the dude like, didn't fucking move.
03:32:35
And you can tell he was like doing the costume,
03:32:37
but he just didn't fucking move.
03:32:38
And we were like, what do we do?
03:32:40
And like, so we just chose a door right?
03:32:44
And so we end up in this area and there's like this character on stilts
03:32:47
that's like, well, it's pretty convincing.
03:32:48
And there's like just different characters in there in full character.
03:32:52
And him and I were, were drunk, were maybe on some other stuff.
03:32:57
I'm not sure if anything can be a hallucinogen.
03:33:01
Fladge Rants Live.
03:33:02
This week we'll be doing drugs.
03:33:05
You heard me right.
03:33:06
Drugs.
03:33:09
But we're walking around this motherfucker
03:33:12
for, I don't know, a fucking half an hour, and it's just a dead end.
03:33:17
Like it's just as big and we have no idea what's going on.
03:33:20
And then, like, all of a sudden, like, we find another group
03:33:23
that, like, is in there as well, and they don't know what's going on.
03:33:27
And then like, they disappear and we're like, well, where the fuck did they go?
03:33:31
Like they figured out, like no one was saying anything.
03:33:35
And it was that was like kind of the fun of it.
03:33:37
Like we had no idea.
03:33:38
And we I still don't understand because
03:33:41
I was like, okay,
03:33:42
well, I'm thinking like, let's just go back to the door that we came in.
03:33:46
But to open it from the reverse side, it didn't
03:33:49
it wasn't like this inviting door that like, oh, you open it up.
03:33:52
It's just I knew that I came from there.
03:33:54
And so
03:33:56
we opened the door
03:33:58
and the dude still sitting in the chair, and there's no one in this room.
03:34:02
And so, like, I, we kind of, like, are tiptoeing
03:34:06
around this dude, and he doesn't fucking move.
03:34:08
And he's looking down and he goes, went to the wrong door, I see.
03:34:12
And so then we fucking like, run over to the other door and go into the other door.
03:34:15
And I was like, are you supposed to do that?
03:34:17
Do they only do that to a couple people out of a random bunch of people just to
03:34:22
fuck with them?
03:34:24
But I would like to think that that was probably
03:34:26
the coolest haunted house ever went to because of that fact,
03:34:28
because we were just inherently confused overall, because we weren't sure.
03:34:33
So it wasn't the fact that like, oh, we were scared by this haunted house.
03:34:36
It was like we were like confused as far as, like, lost,
03:34:39
like, how do we get back to what we were doing?
03:34:42
Like, and it was, end of story.
03:34:46
But woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo drove story.
03:34:49
Tutu tutu tutu tutu tutu.
03:34:51
Was it
03:34:54
was it.
03:34:57
Son of a bitch.
03:34:58
I should have had it up already.
03:34:59
There was either CJ Barrymore's or Gibraltar.
03:35:02
Was it Airbus?
03:35:04
Airbus? No.
03:35:05
The one on the Airbus was I think the one where I said
03:35:09
like we exited early or and it was like kind of done.
03:35:13
And I was like, fuck
03:35:15
was like, oh, I'm not waiting in line to go do that again.
03:35:17
Just exit early like in, you know, a few steps down the road.
03:35:21
That's how video games work.
03:35:23
You gotta keep playing them to get good at it.
03:35:24
Yeah, video games you buy once and you get to do that a bunch of times.
03:35:28
You don't get multiple shots until you.
03:35:30
I'm thinking about arcade. I had to play.
03:35:32
I'm old video games.
03:35:33
We had to play every time we wanted to play.
03:35:37
I'm pretty sure they had home
03:35:39
video games at a certain point in your.
03:35:43
Yeah, when I was eight.
03:35:46
Yeah, that's when they invented them.
03:35:48
The Atari 2600.
03:35:49
In fact, the Odyssey was the first one.
03:35:52
Well, whatever. I didn't say,
03:35:54
was a couple months ago, I added,
03:35:56
the, one up golden tee to my collection.
03:35:59
And so I have the golden T.
03:36:01
That's nice, but the,
03:36:04
the trackball is a joke, right?
03:36:06
It's perfectly fine. Works for me.
03:36:08
It's perfectly fine with it.
03:36:10
Yeah, I have no issues.
03:36:11
I don't know, I'm glad to know your standard.
03:36:13
You have. No, I have no issues, I trust.
03:36:15
I honestly never, I never I obviously wasn't what you say after that.
03:36:19
It is what it is. It's a, it's a video game.
03:36:22
I just like the uniqueness of it.
03:36:23
That's why I have the big bucks as well, because it's still fun.
03:36:25
But it's it's the if you can't it's not authentic enough.
03:36:29
No. But can you thumb it and just boom
03:36:32
or is it more like, oh, and it starts rolling.
03:36:36
No. It moves.
03:36:37
But if you I don't know, it does kind of make a weird noise
03:36:41
if you like, if you like, wreck the shit out of it too hard.
03:36:44
I kind of like the next time it doesn't about you buying your it doesn't matter.
03:36:48
It's all invest that 200 bucks in an actual golden T.
03:36:53
I don't have the space for it.
03:36:54
I don't need the whole fucking.
03:36:56
I'm saying it.
03:36:56
It replaces the one you have and you can replace that rollerball with an actual.
03:37:01
Yeah. And then you're.
03:37:02
Yeah, I don't, I'm not, I'm not.
03:37:03
It's perfectly fine. It's not the wrong one.
03:37:05
It's fine. It's not perfectly fine
03:37:08
if it was
03:37:09
the wrong with it I don't have an issue with that.
03:37:11
Everyone has the same handicap.
03:37:13
If there's an issue with it, everyone's using the same ball.
03:37:15
So again, that was not like a hardcore bar or golden T advocate.
03:37:20
I was big buck for sure
03:37:22
and sure like, oh my god, the screen's a little bit smaller or whatever.
03:37:26
The guy who gives a shit, it's all everyone has the same handicap.
03:37:30
It's we're all using the same shit.
03:37:32
I still like the game. It's great.
03:37:34
It was a good investment.
03:37:36
I like it when.
03:37:39
It's still something.
03:37:39
I don't care that I can buy a size 1 to 1 up arcade though.
03:37:43
That's my point.
03:37:44
Honestly, I would, I would buy a full size one.
03:37:46
I just I don't have the space for it.
03:37:48
If you do get the pedestal, it just tucks away in a closet.
03:37:51
You pull it out and play it on your big screen TV.
03:37:53
It's amazing. No, that's stupid.
03:37:57
I like something that's out.
03:37:59
I don't want to pull it out.
03:38:00
Put it away, pull it out, put it away.
03:38:02
And then, oh, I have this little dumb pedestal.
03:38:04
Like with this little roly ball. Who gives a shit?
03:38:06
What did you just get?
03:38:07
A fucking arcade little controller that has a volleyball on it?
03:38:10
Then who gives a fuck?
03:38:12
Where are you going to put that controller on your coffee table?
03:38:15
Yeah, pass it around the room.
03:38:17
No, it's the whole point
03:38:18
of having the arcade unit and stepping up to it and having it there.
03:38:22
Constantly.
03:38:23
Turn it on, use it.
03:38:24
It's that's what that's there's like yes, I like it.
03:38:27
You can step up to the pedestal though too
03:38:29
I or unless you're stupid, you can have a permanent set up pedestal with a TV.
03:38:33
I get that some bars have that, I've seen that and I just, I don't I don't like it.
03:38:37
It doesn't feel as I just said to you said the video game was a little small
03:38:41
in my head. Went to the opposite.
03:38:43
The biggest screen I've ever played on Golden TV.
03:38:45
Yeah that's fine, you don't need to.
03:38:47
The artist I was, I was criticizing it.
03:38:49
I was pointing out any flaw that you could think, oh,
03:38:52
the screen smaller the US we will look though.
03:38:55
When are they going to start playing Golden t the screen?
03:38:57
That way.
03:39:01
They probably have one for
03:39:02
iPhone that you play I'm sure.
03:39:07
Yeah I'm sure there's 100. Sure.
03:39:09
Millions of.
03:39:13
It's very hard, you know.
03:39:14
It's hard to do.
03:39:16
It's way easier to play with the controller than it is
03:39:18
to play with that trackball to get it clean.
03:39:20
Shot.
03:39:22
I just like the different dynamic of it.
03:39:24
Sure, you can sit on a couch and play a
03:39:28
great Tiger Woods or PGA or live.
03:39:32
Yeah, live 2027 I'm a mouse.
03:39:35
I like to play golf with my mouse.
03:39:37
That's so weird to me.
03:39:39
Swing it back. But that's why I like the ball.
03:39:40
It's different. It's I'm used to playing with the controller.
03:39:43
I like the aspect of the.
03:39:45
The most realistic golf game I ever played was a Tiger Woods
03:39:47
version on the computer, where you actually had it set
03:39:49
up, where you would swing
03:39:50
your mouse from left to right and it would simulate the golf swing.
03:39:53
It was so much fun. Well, I mean, that's Nintendo.
03:39:56
We, you ever play, we go for.
03:39:59
Yeah.
03:39:59
Your Xbox, Kinect.
03:40:02
You're actually physically moving around and shit, though, right?
03:40:05
Yeah, that's that's somewhat authentic.
03:40:08
I just thought as opposed to fully accurate, but as opposed to a three button
03:40:12
where you're like, push it to stop, push to start and hit it
03:40:14
on the fucking yellow line to try and get a clean shot. That's not.
03:40:17
Oh, right. Yeah.
03:40:20
Up down up down up down up down.
03:40:22
It's up. Yeah.
03:40:25
Or that.
03:40:25
Do the tiny stick on the left or it's up.
03:40:29
It's very hard to do.
03:40:31
Get a time
03:40:33
step on the yellow light or white or whatever the lines are.
03:40:37
It's like I forget what games were were doing that.
03:40:39
But there was one specifically right where I was like,
03:40:43
you, how you aim left up all of it.
03:40:46
Left, right, up, down. It was like mad kick.
03:40:48
So do you like center? How do you align center? Hit.
03:40:50
Hit the button. Hit the button. Hit by the center. Center.
03:40:52
Oh, you're slightly off center.
03:40:53
Yeah. Up down up down up down up down.
03:40:56
Oh, you're slightly.
03:40:59
Yeah.
03:40:59
The more golf games are good though.
03:41:04
It's a good fan of,
03:41:07
than the US open and like Mario Golf before.
03:41:10
Like it went
03:41:12
like any, sneeze Mario Golf,
03:41:17
I was not it was for. Those are good games.
03:41:18
I didn't have Nintendo.
03:41:19
I was on the Sega camp. Sorry. Wrong camp, I get it.
03:41:22
I figured we had way better games.
03:41:24
We had 16 bit ahead of time. Way better games.
03:41:26
Are you kidding me?
03:41:27
Yeah.
03:41:28
The whole the only thing cool you had was Mortal Kombat with blood.
03:41:32
That was out. No, we had, the bartender was.
03:41:35
We had the first football with the Joe Montana sports talk.
03:41:38
Football with Sonic blew away Mario when it came out.
03:41:42
No it didn't.
03:41:43
It really did.
03:41:44
But they didn't really invest in it.
03:41:46
They didn't develop it. I'm I'm wrong, I understand it.
03:41:49
And when I say that you didn't hear me,
03:41:50
I said the six games that the Sega had were better than the Nintendo.
03:41:54
So what was that?
03:41:54
When Sonic came out, I was it just the first Mario,
03:41:59
or have we gone to Mario to,
03:42:02
it was the Genesis, so it would have been equal to the Super Nintendo I think.
03:42:06
So whatever was with that one?
03:42:07
Oh Jesus Christ, no way.
03:42:09
So it's a super Nintendo.
03:42:10
You had Mario World.
03:42:11
Yeah, because it was a regular Nintendo game system.
03:42:14
No. Know Genesis World Genesis was kind of the first 16 bit.
03:42:19
Then there's you could punch in a 32 bit on top of it.
03:42:23
Then they had virtual. Yeah, so that was weird.
03:42:25
I never understood that a virtual fighter was technically the first, like Street
03:42:29
Fighter style mortal combat fighting game.
03:42:33
Sort of. But Virtual Fighter was not a bad game.
03:42:34
Yeah, look, it was all Genesis only triangles.
03:42:38
Genesis 32 bit little fucking.
03:42:41
Oh, I would say there was, the WWF Royal Rumble game that was,
03:42:47
very sorry.
03:42:48
I already pulled this up.
03:42:49
I actually have, like, all of the shit.
03:42:51
I didn't play wrestling games.
03:42:53
No, but,
03:42:55
there was one of the arcade where we played all the time.
03:42:57
I don't remember which one it was.
03:43:01
Yeah.
03:43:02
I always wanted to be Andre the Giant.
03:43:06
It wasn't WrestleMania, the arcade game.
03:43:08
It was Royal Rumble.
03:43:09
Fuck yeah.
03:43:12
Am I allowed to share this or is this going to be good?
03:43:15
It's rumble.
03:43:16
It's all up to you.
03:43:20
The gayest thing I think we had on the show was,
03:43:22
besides, Gary was the thermos in the ass.
03:43:26
Yeah, it's really
03:43:28
clearly a dude who.
03:43:30
I don't think he was trying to smuggle a thermos.
03:43:32
I think he was playing with it. And it went into far.
03:43:36
Oh my God.
03:43:36
Yeah. I can't believe that.
03:43:39
I don't know what buttons you were, but.
03:43:43
Can you hear the music on that or.
03:43:44
No, no.
03:43:46
Okay.
03:43:48
Well, I have to pee really quick, so
03:43:51
I was just watching the characters.
03:43:53
Was it hacks?
03:43:54
So I bet you I can name all these.
03:43:55
I want to impress you.
03:43:57
I clearly I don't know any of them.
03:44:01
That's a gay guy with slicked back Italian hair.
03:44:03
That's the skeleton.
03:44:05
That's a gay guy with slicked back hair.
03:44:08
That's a good guy with, like, thick hair.
03:44:15
Everything is pink and purple.
03:44:19
This was pretty amazing, although when it came out.
03:44:21
But there's one thing that made it not very special is
03:44:25
I can tell this is in, like, the Double Dragon fighting days.
03:44:29
There's something that's missing.
03:44:30
It's, you know, dimension.
03:44:33
They're fighting right to left like the old karate champ.
03:44:36
Remember that game? Probably not.
03:44:38
Wait, what happened to the fighting?
03:44:42
I'm going to keep doing my game. We.
03:44:43
I slicked back hair bit. No.
03:44:47
I'm I no, macho man.
03:44:50
That was a bad, bad impersonation.
03:44:55
We need,
03:45:04
That is a
03:45:06
new year.
03:45:07
That is a terrible impersonation. Head.
03:45:10
Oh, yeah.
03:45:11
You got to see.
03:45:12
Oh, at least, like. Oh, yeah.
03:45:15
Was all the time.
03:45:16
She was always terrified to do anything she had, you know.
03:45:20
And he's been.
03:45:21
The finish is great because it's like it's like a finish reel.
03:45:24
Like the finishes. Great.
03:45:25
You're like, how is he going to compete? His legs busted.
03:45:27
Dude Savage was I want my problem.
03:45:31
I'm going to be a little bit of a problem when they shoot lights.
03:45:34
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
03:45:36
Yeah.
03:45:37
Is it possible when somebody talks better for me?
03:45:40
He's pretty personal. Finger wag.
03:45:41
If I'm standing, you can't talk better than the person.
03:45:44
Just listen to him.
03:45:45
He was. Yeah.
03:45:46
You can't talk better than the person talks.
03:45:48
Macho man, macho man, I insist.
03:45:51
It's funny, when I was little, I forgot his name.
03:45:53
Was this comedian's name soda dad. Mad fuck.
03:45:56
I just want to yell
03:45:56
in front of his friends where he's like, I told you to pick up your toys.
03:46:00
Yeah.
03:46:01
Had told you poison over.
03:46:04
Oh, yeah.
03:46:06
Just like that always is. What he reminds me of.
03:46:08
Of like a parent that wasn't trying to lose his shit in front of company.
03:46:12
He's like, oh, yeah?
03:46:14
Which one? You didn't flush
03:46:18
anyway.
03:46:25
The Berenstain Bears
03:46:27
or is it the Berenstein bears?
03:46:31
What is that?
03:46:31
Your emulator?
03:46:33
Yeah,
03:46:35
I don't have a controller right now.
03:46:36
I have a controller with me, but I just don't have it out and connected.
03:46:40
Sometimes it's a pain in the ass instead of the buttons, but sometimes it's not.
03:46:43
Yeah, you can download the set up for most of the games
03:46:47
so you don't have to set them and configure.
03:46:49
Sometimes I like to because, but you have to figure out what what's your first
03:46:54
what. I like to set up my own controller combinations.
03:46:56
What do you want?
03:46:56
Especially if I'm not using the actual controller that's meant for the system.
03:46:59
Yeah. I'd like to make the battery. Like to have sex in it.
03:47:02
If those are your only two options.
03:47:06
Both.
03:47:07
I wasn't one of the options.
03:47:09
Go play if you get my points for all you want to do.
03:47:12
The setup.
03:47:13
That's a weird. One.
03:47:30
Right.
03:47:32
Yeah. There's no sound.
03:47:34
Yeah, I'm done with the games here because I'm not playing
03:47:38
build up about 200,000 years ago.
03:47:41
Now, there's a little evidence that may have been back, as
03:47:43
Gary said in his videos while he's sleeping.
03:47:45
But the the kicker I know he's in that we can now look at the completely.
03:47:49
His wife is laying in bed to get PR, and what she's saying
03:47:53
is now calling the studio done, and there's still a lot of controversy
03:47:57
around this, and she's stroking him as she's stroking to be woken up.
03:48:00
She's like, I hope it's fucking worth it.
03:48:01
And every cell of the body. Right.
03:48:03
So she said, your little fucking compact. And
03:48:08
that's what, that's what she calls his penis
03:48:10
from your little fucking fucking cortex of our humanness,
03:48:14
our empathy, sympathy, love, our cognitive ability.
03:48:18
Okay.
03:48:19
Mirror neurons,
03:48:20
all of these kinds of things are because that one gene, it's really interesting.
03:48:24
Where did you get any good clips of in my wife?
03:48:26
I just have the answer. But they don't like the answer.
03:48:29
Do you think she was invited to the party or is it?
03:48:32
I don't get it. So when were they playing horseshoes?
03:48:34
Which I thought that was the party.
03:48:35
The volume, I don't know, says this very clearly.
03:48:38
I don't know why I didn't get like a secondary like invite
03:48:41
to the of the party fusion of the.
03:48:45
Yeah, yeah.
03:48:46
Why I don't know why I didn't
03:48:47
if and when I'm ready to have a party in my house happened in nature.
03:48:50
We showed up.
03:48:52
We're still doing a bunch of shit still.
03:48:54
So who knows when that'll be beamed back. Never.
03:48:56
Don't wave like I would want to.
03:48:58
I would like overly reach out.
03:49:00
I would be like, no, no.
03:49:01
Hey, like, just so you know, even if you didn't show up with these,
03:49:04
with these go, hey, I reached out five times,
03:49:09
I would go, wow, he must
03:49:10
have had something way better to do because I reached out five times.
03:49:13
So he must have known to show up because I really want them to show up.
03:49:18
Because, you know, he's my friend, right?
03:49:20
So, like, I value his friendship.
03:49:23
And so I would want to make sure that he would know about it and not forget
03:49:26
because I know people are busy in their lives.
03:49:30
And so, yeah, I mean, like, I.
03:49:36
I would do
03:49:38
what I did, you hear me or did you, do you need me?
03:49:40
Yeah, absolutely. Why you.
03:49:41
I wouldn't mind repeating it because I understand that you're busy.
03:49:44
You're probably doing something. You got kids.
03:49:45
Maybe you're
03:49:46
responding to something with with who knows the right way to your party.
03:49:50
No, I don't, I'm not having a party.
03:49:52
Oh, then I, I didn't hear you because that's all I heard.
03:49:54
You at least, was if I had a party, I would make sure you were invited.
03:49:58
Well, I hope you're.
03:49:59
You're Secretary graves was, was worth it.
03:50:03
Silver. A little saved invitation.
03:50:07
I got
03:50:10
that's what he's going to get.
03:50:11
He's going to give us a silver engraved invitation.
03:50:14
Invitation?
03:50:14
Invitation.
03:50:22
I'm not even,
03:50:25
Gary is a fucking false prophet.
03:50:29
He's a bitch.
03:50:32
And, memes like that, then, like,
03:50:35
his wife should be on the podcast, not his ghost in.
03:50:39
But I, I spit a lot when I do Mojo, man, so I have to be careful when I do it.
03:50:43
It's all the fingers in the glass.
03:50:45
Oh, yeah. Adjusting the glass to producer.
03:50:47
Because when you put the glasses on, you got to just grab them.
03:50:50
It's all.
03:50:50
VanVleet is a good interviewer,
03:50:54
but he's still got that weird there and that weird look.
03:50:57
Man, if I can just do, like, give me some Taylor Swift maybe oh,
03:51:00
I don't know Swift, but you can do, like Rolling Stones, right? Okay.
03:51:03
Can you hear me knocking?
03:51:04
Let me tell you. So I'm going. No. Yeah.
03:51:08
And just do like you're going to do is do random,
03:51:11
like guns N roses where you're like, oh, jungle.
03:51:15
Yeah, yeah.
03:51:16
Welcome to jungle every day.
03:51:20
It is a fun one to do.
03:51:21
And it's one where I love my fiancée,
03:51:24
but she's gotten to the point where she goes, oh, boy, here we go.
03:51:27
Which is like.
03:51:28
Like it's like a like. It's almost like a seizure.
03:51:31
She's like, here he goes, stealing the macho man.
03:51:34
When did the internet find out about this?
03:51:37
Because I, I think it was Opie and Anthony and then Sam Roberts's show,
03:51:41
because Sam was, like a wrestling fan, and he's like, dude, you do Macho Man.
03:51:44
Great.
03:51:45
And then I had this really cool moment.
03:51:48
Damian stand out does a really good macho man.
03:51:51
I don't know if you remember that. Yes.
03:51:52
When they and him and Axel did like the, the,
03:51:55
you know, when he was dressing up as all the different characters,
03:51:57
but he would do Macho Man and then, Curtis Axel would be Hulkamania.
03:52:01
Yeah. I don't know if you remember that.
03:52:02
They did like a mega powers run for a little bit,
03:52:05
but Damian stand out as a great I mean, Jay Lethal is the King.
03:52:08
Jay lethal does the best.
03:52:11
Ric Flair a
03:52:14
it's a long way to Tipperary.
03:52:18
It's a long way to go.
03:52:21
It's a long way to Tipperary.
03:52:25
To the sweetest girl.
03:52:27
I can't believe he started this show by like a good dilly farewell last year.
03:52:33
Square.
03:52:34
It's a long, long way to Tipperary.
03:52:38
But my heart's right there in your mind.
03:52:41
Fuck Scotch a conversation like that
03:52:44
I don't give a crap about that.
03:52:47
You're not understanding that.
03:52:48
I couldn't care any less.
03:52:55
Left handed.
03:52:56
There has not been one fuck up on tonight's show.
03:53:01
I liked it, though.
03:53:02
See, he didn't think he was talking about fisting, but he was
03:53:06
90% of the world fist with their right hand.
03:53:12
Even if their left hand.
03:53:14
10%. Fist with their left hand.
03:53:22
I don't know, there
03:53:23
could be some right handers that fist with their left hand and stuff like that.
03:53:27
As of the right hand or hand, you don't know.
03:53:30
You don't know that
03:53:31
if they're with two people, I think it's guess with both hands.
03:53:34
Oh, if there was one person they could fist with both hands.
03:53:38
Good for him.
03:53:38
A little fucking book hustle right here.
03:53:43
Because over fist hustle.
03:53:46
Excuse me.
03:53:47
Sorry, I didn't mean.
03:53:48
All right, so I keep gaining followers by doing these stupid raids.
03:53:51
We can raid Joey Connolly, or we can raid.
03:53:55
Well, I mean, the last bastion of this podcast is going to be reaching 100.
03:54:01
And if we can't reach a hundred.
03:54:04
Carries.
03:54:05
This can put again.
03:54:06
If we get close to 100, I feel like we can agree on a bit longer.
03:54:11
Once we hit 100, who knows if anything changes or not, but at least
03:54:15
there's we hit 100.
03:54:17
Yeah, yeah,
03:54:19
small life is not an epiphany.
03:54:22
Life is a series of small goals.
03:54:26
Very.
03:54:26
He's a well-spoken, well-mannered.
03:54:29
He's like a polite guy.
03:54:31
Very, very small goals.
03:54:33
You're well-spoken, well mannered.
03:54:38
Okay, this is Robert
03:54:40
Lee. Adonis.
03:54:44
Paul is watching some naked chick walk down the street.
03:54:48
Sounds pretty typical.
03:54:49
It was a done this whole.
03:54:51
I mean, he does a late night show that's better than, Jimmy.
03:54:55
Oh. That thing? Yeah. That thing.
03:54:57
The cartoon.
03:54:58
Oh, it's a new chick.
03:55:00
It's a new chick.
03:55:01
I mean, is everything okay in Russian?
03:55:03
Nice internet.
03:55:05
Or we can read.
03:55:06
You're allowed to show that. I remember.
03:55:08
Yeah, it's Ray the naked chick.
03:55:09
Because why wouldn't we write a naked chick?
03:55:13
You said Joey can read or video.
03:55:16
Hey, he's playing a video game with 17 people here.
03:55:19
I'd like to read it again.
03:55:21
Yeah, well, right here,
03:55:24
we'll probably get a follower here, too.
03:55:26
Oh, she's in that room.
03:55:29
Fantastic. Well, we need 100.
03:55:32
Yeah, we need 100.
03:55:33
We're not going to get 100.
03:55:35
We're sure.
03:55:35
Yeah. Oh it's free right.
03:55:36
Directly if you watched it and enjoyed it, I did not see it.
03:55:39
If you're watching the recording, you just took it.
03:55:42
There she is. There she is.
03:55:43
Come on, come on, click it.
03:55:45
She's coming that hard. Dude, I'm on here.
03:55:48
Yep, she's on it. She's on me.
03:55:49
I'm, If you don't do it, it's off your mind, you bitch.
03:55:55
Hey, yo, bitch, shake the ass!
03:55:58
Take that ass like a fool of phone.
03:56:00
I typed rain instead of Ray Daniels.
03:56:02
Just made his screen get soaked.
03:56:05
Let me go, let me alone.
03:56:07
Robert Blake.
03:56:10
Now she's around here
03:56:13
under.
03:56:14
Nice. Is she dead?
03:56:16
Yeah, I got actually. Come here, I got you.
03:56:19
Come here. Get these.
03:56:20
Oh, this stuff is a helicopter, so let me hear you.
03:56:24
You're good when you see something.
03:56:26
One, you don't get into this all the time.
03:56:29
I get really fragile on accident.
03:56:31
So if you are one of the,
03:56:35
ten people watching
03:56:37
shit to hell, like, comment, subscribe or leave.
03:56:42
Subscribe
03:56:42
or like or follow or follow or comment or like I don't even give a thumbs down.
03:56:47
Just interact.
03:56:48
Yeah, do something like that or be good.
03:56:51
It's like you're foisting fist.
03:56:53
I think that you need we need a fisting foisting wrap.
03:56:56
We got anything playing with your beer?
03:56:59
If you get what your helicopter helicopter there.
03:57:05
I flew with my beer all the time.
03:57:09
Oh, man, oh, man.
03:57:11
Guys, can I sometimes maybe can sleep.
03:57:16
Other guys, can I get you to come to my birthday party?
03:57:22
I was waiting for that.
03:57:23
Oh, I got I.
03:57:30
Helicopter. You.
03:57:33
You're on
03:57:35
hold.
03:57:41
It actually could be solid stuff.
03:57:43
I'm pretty good.
03:57:47
I got it, I got to start.
03:57:49
No night.
03:57:50
I need to get.
03:57:53
I'm going to,
03:57:56
make it to the.
03:57:57
Make these two items over here.
03:57:59
Just stay right here. Gumball machine behind me.
03:58:01
No, I think that back all the way back, he's, like, behind me on the screen.
03:58:05
Yeah. Take it back. Bench bear armor.
03:58:07
Helicopter, helicopter.
03:58:11
He's tired.
03:58:12
Can I get you skank bench up here?
03:58:13
I was like, wonder why on the screen behind me was talking?
03:58:15
Because we got text over there.
03:58:17
I probably
03:58:20
I follow following back.
03:58:21
He's going to put it in the thing.
03:58:22
Wait wait wait wait wait.
03:58:23
Oh oh
03:58:27
he's.
03:58:28
What are we going to. He's going to extract if he.