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With dreams made, it appears
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the and mine do the business deeds.
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I took the sheets like the seven seas.
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Everybody's looking for flags.
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Dress.
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Some of them went to quantum ten.
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Some of them went to be shredding.
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And by you?
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Some of them crave the blood.
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But yeah, it disappears.
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Some of them want to be kayfabe in fear.
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When dreams are made of Jesus.
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Who am I to dismiss deals?
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I sold the sheets like the seven seas.
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Everybody's looking for fly dreams.
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I'll get up.
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Hold your head up. Keep it on.
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Hold it up, keep it on.
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Keep your head up. Drippin on your
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to your head.
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Hold your
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head up and.
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Be air.
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One of them wanted this box to oblivion.
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Some of them want to get blown by you.
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Some of them love for the ghost of God.
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Some of them want to be ghost glitz.
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Too much to.
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Be. Any.
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When dreams are made of.
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Jealous.
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Who am I to discuss these?
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I know the she like the seven seas.
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Everybody's looking for Fladge Rants.
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Where dreams are made of jewels.
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Who am I to discuss things?
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I soak the sheets like the seven seas.
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Everybody's looking for flat dress.
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Some of them. You're to be back a few.
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Losing some of them.
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I want to get everything for you.
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Some of wants to blow air.
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All the chaotic up.
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Some of em wants to blow Dave into a huge sucker.
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Wet dreams of made up to.
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Who am I to discuss deals?
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I follow the sheets like the seven seas.
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Everybody's looking for trends.
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Wet dreams are made up.
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Who am I to discuss deals?
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I suck the sheets like the seven seas.
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Everybody's looking for answers.
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Some of them used to be looked like a soul losing.
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Some of em want to get out and swing by you.
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Some of them wants to blow air on a chaotic of some of their own.
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Wants to blow them into a huge suck.
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Wet dreams are made of kids.
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Who am I to this?
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The steez.
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I soak the sheets like the seven seas.
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Everybody's looking for flat dreams.
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Wet dreams are made up.
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Who am I to?
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There's the Steve I shoot the pearly give like the seven seas.
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Everybody's looking for bad brands.
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It's a Monday to me.
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Stuff.
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Wet dreams are made of jeans.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously, it's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts.
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Doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly, well, assistants.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
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to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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Having fun. Yes.
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Humans were designed or manufactured
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or engineered by extraterrestrials.
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By combining their own genetics, their own DNA
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with the early primates on this planet
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to be a slave race.
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And then they realized that slaves with our level of intelligence
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are easier to control.
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If we don't know we're slaves, which we still are to this day.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fly Dragons Live.
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The pen is truly mightier than the sword.
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Could you imagine having more power than the king?
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Because you are the royal scribe.
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Today the topic is scribes.
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Possibly most influential people
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to have ever lived.
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Let's go all the way back to Mesopotamia.
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The start of Western civilization,
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where, Then we
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polyglots are multilingual
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because, as you know, Sumer in
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written language was cuneiform.
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And as you may or may not know, cuneiform,
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was used for several different languages,
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one writing several languages
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after Sumerian,
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Assyrian became
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the international language of business.
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But the scribes were needed for business transactions.
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Government of the land.
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Contracts.
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One of the main uses was religious
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scriptures. Now.
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They were some of the most important
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people of society
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that now it took education to be a polyglot.
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You have to go to school and you got to start early
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and you got to hit the books hard,
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and you have to learn those things.
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We have 26 letters, and we just form all of our words out of that.
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Fairly simple compared to. The,
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the complex form of of turning several
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different languages into these shapes.
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In the case of Egyptian hieroglyphics, where the scribes were,
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important for all the same reasons, I just said
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business finance, taxation, land contracts,
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religious scripture, history, the list goes on and on.
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The only reason we have
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any information about any of these civilizations
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is because we have a lot of their
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the fruits of the labor of the scribes.
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So either you're born into a wealthy family
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and then you go to school, and they can pay for your schooling
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or education to become a scribe, because in the case
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of the Egyptian scribes, they had to learn over 600.
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It's estimated between 600,
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pictures.
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So that's that's an awful lot to to memorize.
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And they had to get it right.
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And they'd practice every day.
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They'd start early and, and in the case of today,
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for the early scribal schools,
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they would start with wet clay.
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They started with several different shapes.
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A lot of the schools, the,
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the scribal schools would use cylinders.
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I'm not not sure why that was, but a lot of them did.
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And that I think that's why we have
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so many versions of the Kings list, which are actually
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that there are many variances in the the Kings list,
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but I think they were probably using it as practice for the students.
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And that's why we have so many copies of the Kings list.
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That that makes sense to me.
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But usually like a game of operation or operator
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where you whisper into someone's ear who is risen to some zero, the party game,
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and then you keep going,
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you end up with
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a completely different message at the end of the chain.
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These scribes, usually for religious reasons, are dedicated
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and then trying to make to minimize errors.
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We're still humans. We still make mistakes.
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So if you're looking at a copy of a copy of a copy of the copy,
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no matter how hard they try
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to keep it to the point
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and and make it legitimate,
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there's still there will still be grammatical mistakes, spelling mistakes.
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And that's not even including
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what they wanted to change.
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Embellish. Add. Subtract.
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And so these scribes wielded a lot of power.
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I've said it before,
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and I'll say it again, because it bears repeating.
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Our history books are fiction.
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And they also say,
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history is written by the victor.
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And that is that.
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That's so true.
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You just gotta take what you read with a grain of salt.
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I think one of the
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the the best, quotes that I've heard
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is you can't believe everything you read on the internet.
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And that is attributed to Abraham Lincoln.
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So cheers to Abraham
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Lincoln for for being ahead of his time and knowing that you can't believe
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everything you read on the internet.
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I do think we should read everything.
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Take it all in.
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It's better to have more than one source for a story or a,
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telling of of a, chain of events.
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So you can compare and contrast
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and make your own decision as to what you think happened.
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We, having fun
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keeping in mind is that, Will's here.
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I mean, everybody. Yes.
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Hello, everybody.
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Good to see everybody.
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Before you roll the clip, Brady.
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With the, Savage.
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Putting some.
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In fact, some.
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That's the first
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for now.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Goliath,
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you can pick up the phone to agree.
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Oh! Whoa!
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The Brady.
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Where other lot today, guys?
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Scribbles.
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It describes how the prestigious Bible.
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You know any more?
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And the most of
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these literate individuals were entrusted with recording religious texts
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and potential scribes held a prestigious and vital position,
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serving as the bridge between the divine and the mundane.
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These literate individuals were entrusted with recording.
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You can hear that, right?
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Administration documents.
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An important legal proceeding turned up.
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Writing was considered a sacred skill, believed to be a sacred thought.
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The God of wisdom and writing for scribes were essential in
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preserving the culture and history.
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Isn't thought the God of writing everything from poetry? Yes.
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Monumental inscriptions that also build the pyramids and their achievements.
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The scribes underwent training, often starting young age.
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Oh, he lived for 1400 years.
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Their
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education was not just functional, it was deeply respected.
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That's longer than most.
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Everyone enjoyed social status and financial security.
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They worked in temples, administrative offices and royal
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and that were the spiritual life of the society.
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The work of scribes extended beyond mere documentation.
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They were storytellers and historians capturing the essence of Egyptian life
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and beliefs.
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Their writings served as a legacy, shaping
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how future generations would view their past.
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Thus, in the grand narrative of ancient Egypt royal orders,
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they were the authors of an enduring cultural heritage.
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Hi guys.
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Hey, we have the whole crew here.
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So after,
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there's deep precision inscriptions
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in the Egyptian temples that are very deep,
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but you can tell that there are ones that aren't,
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and they try to replicate them over time or,
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make them assume that there's something else.
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Is that not
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an exact identification?
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Somebody,
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coming thousands of years past,
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and trying to put their
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script upon somebody else's script
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that has been script thousands of years.
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He makes a valid point.
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It's like tagging someone else's graffiti.
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Though I believe
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that that's called a palimpsest.
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I can't pronounce that one is, is when you use
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the same parchment over and over because you don't need that information.
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It's like, when, when, my mom taped over Star Trek
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The Next Generation to get General Hospital,
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I had to turn comes
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that term comes from the the hieroglyphs.
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Let me bring it up so I can make more sense.
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Yeah, but you knocked the nose off, and you're good.
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I think they knocked the nose off because those people did not look like us.
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And that.
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That's why when you look at all of their statues, they all have
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the noses knocked off because there was something weird about their nose
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that we would have said, those don't look like us.
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So they had to knock all the noses up.
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I have a suggestion. Yes.
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During one of the migratory periods of the,
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And their noses were significantly longer.
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I don't think that would be enough to make me knock all the noses off
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your noses.
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What's it going to?
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Oh, they were Jewish here.
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They were Jewish.
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Oh, okay.
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Why? Why do you why do you think they built the temple?
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It will put them here. Yeah.
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There's a exist, for this game.
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Yeah.
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Palimpsest.
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Is that what the topic is to be? Palimpsest?
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No, it's,
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What is the topic today?
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Prescription drugs
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prescribed. Oh, right.
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Right, right.
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I think it's right in there.
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The word there thought it was. You're skating.
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That's what I was going to.
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Oh, script guys, stick with the script here.
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Oh, I emailed you a script.
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You're supposed to say the words on the page.
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That would be amazing.
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I know when it became.
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I didn't do that again.
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Yeah, I've never done that.
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Oh. Do you think draw is going to really pay attention to that?
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Yeah.
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So my question then if he's functionally illiterate,
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why he's no scribe, he's still able to figure it out.
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If everything is is rewritten and not truth
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and conquered text, then how can we believe anything?
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That's our history.
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I can't
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none of it though.
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It's all discounted.
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Wait, I'm still wearing the word.
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Draw it in zero.
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Yeah, I think that's his garage.
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That's his.
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That's his studio apartment.
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All right, fair enough. Good.
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Know if you're here, if you want to know, there's a good way to tell if you can.
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Here, turn on your, I avatar, and then you'll get pulled.
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Now he's flipped me.
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I'm. I'm trying to help him.
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Instead of asking us. What do you think?
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There's three up there.
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Seven dots by your face. Do you see the three dots?
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Oh. Only has the bottom fingers, like rolling.
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But they think.
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See, when we talk three dots later, we don't need you to say anything here.
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You're just here to look cute.
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Anyway, may I suggest you're doing microphone?
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Because we could hear you earlier with the.
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Actually,
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that's his travel mic, but he has his travel in his direction.
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No, that's not it.
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That's not a garage
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I it's a really small screen.
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So we're playing.
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We're in the the draw is going door to door. Go.
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Well let's just play that well he's try to figure it out right now.
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Yeah. Yes I can hear you can hear me.
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Not more two. Oh my God.
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It's like you're getting out of your fucking I fucking I do.
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Yeah, but guess what.
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What is the window?
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It's working.
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But where am I?
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Do you know what you know?
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Where in the world is draw? You?
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Well, it's good, cause it didn't fly down in the dungeon.
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Are you in here?
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Same exact thing to tell.
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The story gets a drop like that.
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Clears up where he's been.
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But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
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Well, tell me, where in the world is Dr.
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Drew?
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Yo, Jericho, I don't fucking know.
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There's no megaphone.
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Look, our first guess is from Ryan.
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He's guessing. Right?
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Where is every Muted?
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It's roughly anywhere, you and me.
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It is not where I am. That was my state of being.
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It being a minute ago. But that is not where I am.
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Technically. He was right before.
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Oh, that's the batteries.
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Where in the world was draw? Draw was muted.
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Lit batteries are dead.
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You see it there?
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There's a microphone there.
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It amplifies the sound. Anyway,
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I like that.
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Either you're advertising that or that's a clue.
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I'm not sure, but either way we'll just move on.
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Put this.
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No, no, I love the woods. Oh, you should go.
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You should hold it up longer.
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Don't tell me where in the world
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I did not pass by.
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Atlanta on my way here in Atlanta.
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I may have had Atlanta.
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Yeah, I may have flown over
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Atlanta.
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Being.
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There at one time in Canada.
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Which Atlanta.
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Okay.
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Hotlanta.
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Can I wait?
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Hey, can I get your,
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the other day?
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No, I need ask for, G-string nudes.
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Oh, technically.
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Does this work with that?
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Is the one time to get it up so you can't do the abandoned shit.
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I been through a new job.
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I'll be right there.
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Anyway, I have to go find out if you ever.
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If you ever leave the show again,
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you at least gotta find a standard to temporarily, like hold court.
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You know we need someone here. Yes, yes,
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you. Me?
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I don't know what to do.
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Who we're going to talk about.
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What's wrong?
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Okay, I get that
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the dog is running away with that. So.
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History's written by the victors, right?
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Right. I don't know if that.
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I don't know if that is going to apply for Trump.
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How do you how do you think about that.
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Because you could say he's the victor.
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He won the white House.
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But is he technically the victor in the end at the end of all this.
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Or is he going to be painted like is my autographed election
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edition of the Art of the deal from the first time he won?
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Is that going to be worth something like, like a JFK type situation in the future,
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or is that going to be worth just, you know, like an, I don't know, a Barack
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Obama signature, you know, okay, go I don't know this.
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Do you think he's going to be folklore like, you think this is going
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to go down in history as like, wow, that guy like,
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where do you
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think it's going to be like, oh my God, that guy
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Ron Burley?
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I would sit as
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I'm okay with things,
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but it's not going to go down in history.
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He he's the victor.
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Does he write the his no is kind of no.
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But then that doesn't that doesn't that doesn't it doesn't.
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You said in your monologue
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all that like I think you've
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added the qualifier.
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Oh yeah.
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You know, always some something similar.
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What say you, sir?
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No, no, I did not say always.
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And, we can bring, don't make me shirt.
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The stuff shirt.
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That is the the puppet, at the head of our government
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is not in no sense the victor.
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What if he is not named Victor?
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What if he is named Victor?
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Then he is.
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He is the victor.
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Then he is the victor, though we're talking about it.
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Okay? You.
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I mean, eventually somebody mentioned it at some point.
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But during your, your monologue, you mentioned scribal schools.
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Yes. And, what I think you meant to say was religion.
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And then you mentioned scribes, but you never mentioned religion.
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You never gave it to them.
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You talked about scribble scripture.
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I don't know, you mentioned the Egyptians.
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You kind of just danced around the idea that it was of religious nature,
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why these things came about and why they were important.
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The people that were scribes were
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on the top end of society.
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They were highly educated.
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They were also extremely religious as well.
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I guess everyone was I guess you could everyone was. Yeah. Yeah.
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Do you think everybody did atheists?
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Were there atheists back then or did they just kill them?
00:25:16
They just killed them.
00:25:17
We were burned at the stake.
00:25:19
It they sort them out.
00:25:21
Yes. In fact, in a,
00:25:24
Well, I read more points to my monologue, for instance.
00:25:28
Then why did it end?
00:25:30
You had to be.
00:25:31
We have to spend less special guest appearance.
00:25:35
Sorry about that.
00:25:36
Retired.
00:25:38
Okay, I get your point.
00:25:41
What's the dog doing?
00:25:44
So what's your point?
00:25:48
So, they always came
00:25:50
from nobility, the church, or,
00:25:54
the children, they actually got taught how to become scribes.
00:25:59
Came from wealthy families until
00:26:03
it became such a hot commodity.
00:26:05
There was a job that was required.
00:26:08
They needed more scribes.
00:26:10
So then those talented amongst the riffraff actually got their school
00:26:15
schooling paid for so that they could become the next generation of scribes.
00:26:21
You'd think if they got their school paid for, they may be,
00:26:24
but we don't know a pair of their squires there.
00:26:26
Right. Yeah.
00:26:27
That's they're basically an indentured servant,
00:26:29
but they could party, that is to a position of nobility and wealth.
00:26:35
Well, and I also appreciate that the people that were writing were educated
00:26:38
because you don't want
00:26:39
people like me writing history, people to be all dirty to Bo.
00:26:43
So that may just be that the educated people they selected for me.
00:26:47
Okay. So they had good writing.
00:26:49
It was such an intricate skill set that really the people
00:26:53
that were actually leaving the world were, well, functionally illiterate.
00:26:57
So the, the royal scribe would write down what the king says.
00:27:01
So when the king makes a law, the scribe could budget
00:27:06
and make it, or piggyback a law on the back.
00:27:09
He could do anything he wanted for that moment.
00:27:13
That scribe is king.
00:27:16
Would you would you hear?
00:27:18
Would you mere computer skills as far as today's, you know.
00:27:22
Yeah. That level.
00:27:23
Yes. You you that's good at right. Yeah.
00:27:25
It accesses this whole fucking world that didn't exist.
00:27:29
If you. And it would suck if you didn't know how to do that shit.
00:27:31
Like you'd be on the bottom barrel, like, right.
00:27:34
So we're.
00:27:35
That's what we're arguing then, right?
00:27:37
Like our i.t experts, the new kings.
00:27:45
I mean kids that can kids like with coding nowadays.
00:27:47
Like if you don't, if you're at a certain age you don't know coding.
00:27:50
It's kind of like, the fuck have you been doing right?
00:27:53
We just had an okay no Kings protest.
00:27:56
Can we use it, please?
00:27:58
Okay, so I didn't say anything. No no no,
00:28:02
we're not arguing that
00:28:05
people came after people who are way smarter than them
00:28:10
and try to chisel their shit in
00:28:13
chisel.
00:28:14
I mean, people definitely could point.
00:28:16
So nowadays everyone thinks that how we have the
00:28:19
not who we that come every time we talk about it.
00:28:24
Oh, I, I think I can follow this up
00:28:27
with the bronze children's the had.
00:28:30
They're making like little scratch marks into this intricate.
00:28:34
It's grown to and I'm talking about ridiculous.
00:28:37
It looks like your copper went to grade a masterwork.
00:28:43
Why are copper not still having this argument?
00:28:47
Who's their school? No one wants to listen.
00:28:49
No. It's fucking.
00:28:50
That's not right.
00:28:51
Because it's called flat rates.
00:28:53
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:28:55
Sorry about all right.
00:28:56
Yeah, I, so what I what you did not mention,
00:29:00
but you wait, I did not you did I mention I don't know conclusions.
00:29:03
I get it, I get it wedge calmly speaks
00:29:08
rational reasonable explanation I know.
00:29:11
Do you know that? Right?
00:29:13
Did you know that Megatron was,
00:29:16
a scribe?
00:29:18
I did not know Megatron was a scribe.
00:29:21
I did not know that Megatron was in the Bible either.
00:29:25
Oh, wait.
00:29:27
Did you know the scribes in the Pharisees hated Jesus?
00:29:30
Oh, you know what?
00:29:30
It's Metatron. Sorry, Metatron.
00:29:32
Oh, okay. Angel.
00:29:34
Which is actually the name for Enoch.
00:29:36
And, yeah.
00:29:38
So, in Hebrew, Enoch.
00:29:40
Metatron is a judge in the heavenly court, whereas in B
00:29:46
it's referencing something in the article.
00:29:48
But, he is merely the heavenly scribe who records the merits of Israel.
00:29:53
Ezra, different pictures of scribe from the Old Testament.
00:29:56
Metatron Titus was the main scribe from the New Testament.
00:30:01
Yeah.
00:30:01
I never knew that he had a secondary name.
00:30:03
And it was very close to Megatron.
00:30:05
Yeah, that was interesting.
00:30:07
They all they all have secondary names.
00:30:10
Is all those.
00:30:13
Yeah.
00:30:14
Like I said, because they were polyglots.
00:30:18
Ooh. Polyamorous.
00:30:22
Bryanston women.
00:30:24
Yeah.
00:30:27
Like, I have to look.
00:30:29
I can see that he said Megatron.
00:30:31
I said that was enough to trigger me, right? Yeah.
00:30:34
Oh, it's all right.
00:30:35
That's Megatron right there.
00:30:36
Then.
00:30:37
RA ra ra ra.
00:30:39
But anyway,
00:30:42
we'll keep your,
00:30:44
number down. Yeah.
00:30:46
Then gain a Lions victory.
00:30:50
Go, Lions!
00:30:55
Road roar!
00:30:57
Megatron!
00:31:00
I can,
00:31:03
yeah.
00:31:03
Transformers.
00:31:05
I'm more of a Decepticon.
00:31:06
I don't know that.
00:31:08
Again, he had a secondary name, so that just lends
00:31:11
credence to the fact that this is, like, this character exists.
00:31:15
Yeah.
00:31:17
Was a thing called Optimus Prime. Yes.
00:31:20
From this prime baby,
00:31:23
who would be your, Yeah.
00:31:27
I'm thinking I'm thinking of fucking,
00:31:30
Power Rangers.
00:31:32
Then they all combine to make a thing together.
00:31:34
Right? Then they all better not be.
00:31:37
No. Never mind.
00:31:38
In they form to create a larger, species of robot.
00:31:42
Yeah. Those Decepticons. Yeah, yeah. No, no.
00:31:45
Didn't they?
00:31:45
All the Transformers combined into one larger robotic Transformers.
00:31:49
Yeah. Together. Right. What was that called? Yeah,
00:31:53
I don't know.
00:31:54
Does it work?
00:31:55
They all silver.
00:31:59
All of the Transformers out of there?
00:32:01
Yeah.
00:32:01
When they went in together. No,
00:32:05
they went inside of each other.
00:32:06
Yeah.
00:32:07
Every time.
00:32:10
No, that was Asgard.
00:32:12
And try to deny it.
00:32:14
Here we go.
00:32:14
Roughly 180 years ago, a British explorer
00:32:18
came to Ethiopia and Ethiopia.
00:32:21
He came into an old library.
00:32:23
I mean, this old library.
00:32:24
He found the book with the title The Book of Enoch.
00:32:27
Then slowly he translated the Book of Enoch
00:32:31
from the Ethiopian language in English, later from English into German.
00:32:34
And that was a boy.
00:32:34
I had the German translation before my eyes.
00:32:37
Yeah.
00:32:37
Enoch was described the way past the actual event.
00:32:41
First person, an eyewitness, not more than any other book in the Bible.
00:32:45
He must have the whole community of the village wanted to go to sleep.
00:32:48
I don't think it was a no noise.
00:32:50
This guy, they saw a light.
00:32:51
He just kind, sudden.
00:32:53
The light fall down to the earth and all the inhabitants of the village ran away.
00:32:57
They were afraid. Except, you know, he says.
00:32:59
I stood there in astonishment.
00:33:00
Then all of a sudden two beings came close to me in glittering, closes,
00:33:05
and he says, Moses, these two beings did not look like humans.
00:33:10
They did not breath like humans.
00:33:12
They breath differently.
00:33:13
I never saw beings like this on earth.
00:33:16
He's afraid.
00:33:16
Enoch. Finally, he fell on his ground, too.
00:33:19
Then somebody picked him up and a very, very obvious,
00:33:25
And then follows the whole story.
00:33:26
An incredible story in difficulty privilege,
00:33:29
a completely fascinated of Enoch.
00:33:31
What they do
00:33:33
we find similar story in the Maya with the way it's actually happening.
00:33:37
They always one version is taken out what is ultimately right.
00:33:41
The language of love is still a writing
00:33:45
that doesn't books inclusion, science, astronomy,
00:33:50
Columbia Junior and all this Callender
00:33:53
now the critical.
00:33:57
Enoch's language.
00:33:58
I think we are in our time.
00:34:00
Our ethnologist is going to ripe for, the Amazon River.
00:34:04
Or maybe the miser was never an old person in the language of the natives.
00:34:08
Within a short period of the five six months I went not understood the language.
00:34:13
I watch a child
00:34:15
were you were never a child is never themselves like ethnologist.
00:34:19
You might also they studied their group before visiting them.
00:34:22
So I'm not shocked at all if the stranger speaks to Enoch in Enoch's
00:34:26
language and the story says, hey, you know, don't be afraid.
00:34:29
And you say, if you wish, you can come with us.
00:34:31
We teach you, you know, says, yes, I wish to be to be teaching.
00:34:38
He receives an oral, something like the same.
00:34:40
Okay, that was twice.
00:34:41
I can't let a three month do I want to go.
00:34:45
I saw the road trip and I saw gigantic things.
00:34:48
He compares them with brilliant. No, he is nuts.
00:34:50
And so normally a English speaker.
00:34:52
But those close, they go in there.
00:34:54
They don't have, you know, German with vegetables and flour.
00:34:57
Grammar is just an English thing on earth. Then he comes in.
00:35:00
He knows multiple languages in the center of the room,
00:35:03
another strong.
00:35:04
The highest was sitting when the tree.
00:35:06
I mean there two of the extraterrestrials.
00:35:08
And you know the highest stands up works a few steps to one.
00:35:12
You know, shakes his hand and say to him, well, come here.
00:35:15
I probably shouldn't do it.
00:35:16
No, no, what I just told you
00:35:18
is part of the Book of Enoch, but not the way I told it to you.
00:35:22
Because some hundred 60 years ago, when Enoch was late, at first
00:35:26
at European language, it was all these brilliant officials
00:35:29
at that time, they knew nothing about space travel,
00:35:32
nothing about spaceships, nothing about flying.
00:35:34
So they believe we have to see all these things in a religious context.
00:35:38
So the translation is different to what I see.
00:35:44
I figured
00:35:45
the that's what he said.
00:35:48
Well, I don't agree with that.
00:35:50
Is smoking bath salts.
00:35:52
Nice cock.
00:35:54
Brady.
00:35:56
All right.
00:35:56
Now you may be thinking about asshole.
00:35:59
It's like, oh, I can't we have with that, I mean right.
00:36:01
Yeah. We say, you suck.
00:36:03
Yeah. Well edit it out later.
00:36:06
Yeah.
00:36:07
It's got a large jaw, a lovely period of no jaw.
00:36:11
Has the quote of the week last week.
00:36:12
Did you guys see that, audio clip I gave you the last week?
00:36:17
Yeah, yeah, last week
00:36:19
it was a two hours, 43 minutes and 37 seconds or whatever it was.
00:36:23
I sent you the timestamp. You didn't do that for me.
00:36:26
What great producers really appreciate you guys.
00:36:29
We are having about one.
00:36:32
It sounds like you all.
00:36:33
And if you want something, sometimes you got to do your own legwork.
00:36:36
If you're doing this.
00:36:37
If I was posting links and writing a, five minute catalog.
00:36:41
Oh, right. No, no, not in my opinion.
00:36:44
So we are talking I've got some games.
00:36:46
I've got two games to play at some point, but I think we have time for a rumble.
00:36:49
So me and I talking about scribes and we're trying to figure out where draw is.
00:36:54
Let's stay on topic.
00:36:56
So all right we're talking about history victories.
00:36:59
Am I muted.
00:36:59
Is this again we're talking about the victors writing history.
00:37:02
So my number one question is can we prevent this from happening from now on.
00:37:08
To prevent what from happening the victors from erasing history.
00:37:12
We need to protect history for our future.
00:37:14
Is there even a possible.
00:37:16
I don't know what you're going to know,
00:37:18
because they're currently doing it with the internet by
00:37:21
people used to tell me the internet was a greater way
00:37:23
to tell withhold stuff because it copies itself.
00:37:25
But digital is a lot easier to change and censor than stoke carved into stone.
00:37:31
Talk. Right.
00:37:34
All right.
00:37:34
So the guy who controls the Egypt,
00:37:38
whatever the fuck his name is?
00:37:41
Yeah.
00:37:41
That guy Pharaoh, he denies
00:37:44
everything that's below the pyramids.
00:37:49
What do you guys think about that?
00:37:50
I mean, I know you guys probably been over it, but I don't.
00:37:53
The lighter.
00:37:54
Yeah, the lighter.
00:37:55
Like, he denies that that's there, that there's a natural formation.
00:38:01
It has any there's any more evidence come out
00:38:04
I guess for a lot of the National Guard
00:38:07
nation or any more leader.
00:38:10
Leader? Yes.
00:38:11
There's been three different ones.
00:38:17
Well, you,
00:38:21
You're typing the fuck away.
00:38:23
Go, go go, man.
00:38:24
Typed a little a little, a little.
00:38:26
Yeah. No, you were typing.
00:38:28
No, I could hear you.
00:38:29
You're the person you
00:38:32
hear me typing.
00:38:33
I have it quiet type, soundless.
00:38:35
The type person you're talking about.
00:38:36
Does this type writer Zahi Hawass
00:38:40
is the former Egyptian minister of State of Antiquities Affairs, who basically.
00:38:45
And this fat liar.
00:38:48
But so that's the guy you're questioning.
00:38:49
There's a new guy now. Oh, there's a new guy.
00:38:51
He's a big, fat phony.
00:38:54
So maybe with a new guy, we'll have new policy.
00:38:58
Let's see or hear.
00:38:59
Like, what's with all, like, the Mr. B shit?
00:39:01
Like, like you just to let this fucking guy bug.
00:39:07
We'll do.
00:39:07
Yeah. Mr. bean, so keep in mind, I don't think.
00:39:10
I don't think they're withholding it because of secrets.
00:39:13
I think they're withholding it because they can put
00:39:15
displays, scenes and walkways and make a fortune out of it.
00:39:19
And Mr. Beast paid them a fortune to go in there.
00:39:22
Oh, Mr.
00:39:22
Money, he says it's a moneymaking tourist thing.
00:39:25
I don't think it's with him.
00:39:26
I don't think they're withholding world secrets.
00:39:28
I think they're just withholding tourists.
00:39:30
You know, prime real estate, right?
00:39:33
They let if they let everybody in and they let secrets out on the internet,
00:39:36
then there's not going to be this flock of incredibly wealthy tours.
00:39:39
There's like, cylindrical stairs all the way, like 300ft down.
00:39:45
Then.
00:39:46
No, when they do, they you're saying lighter
00:39:48
and they did those things, but all of them are based.
00:39:50
When that came out, those lidar images were from like 20 years ago.
00:39:54
Somebody else just did a story on it.
00:39:56
So if you're if you think they wrote a paper, if you're thinking
00:40:00
most readers, do you have done I think that's a new revelation.
00:40:03
You have done no research on it.
00:40:05
They've had inferior technology.
00:40:08
Then they had it.
00:40:12
I don't think they confirmed it.
00:40:13
I think they had it.
00:40:14
I kind of I know that there was
00:40:17
they knew that there was shit underneath there,
00:40:18
but they didn't know that
00:40:19
there was these large fucking shafts underneath the grate or whatever.
00:40:22
Keep in mind, I'm not the one at the counter.
00:40:25
Shit,
00:40:25
there could be shit under there, but I don't think those pictures showed shit.
00:40:30
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
00:40:31
It showed something.
00:40:32
It showed, change in density that was somewhat similar in shape.
00:40:38
That goes way down.
00:40:39
And there was multiples of them that were all somewhat similar.
00:40:43
You know, that's not natural forming.
00:40:46
I don't get it.
00:40:47
It doesn't do that for me.
00:40:50
It could have been harmonic anomalies.
00:40:52
I mean, it might not actually be there, just harmonic anomalies.
00:40:56
I mean.
00:40:56
Oh okay.
00:40:57
Oh yeah. Okay. Oh fuck. Yeah.
00:40:59
Why did you just say so?
00:41:01
What did you just say?
00:41:01
Literally?
00:41:02
Because it's going through the stone of the probe.
00:41:04
There are these.
00:41:05
Listen, there are fucking round chambers that almost mimic those.
00:41:10
And if you match it up, it very well could be the imagery
00:41:14
just going through the pyramid and making things out of nothing.
00:41:17
No, not the earth. The sent, the equipment. Oh.
00:41:19
You're pixelated. What a
00:41:21
mind eyes.
00:41:22
The cameras that are looking at it.
00:41:24
They're okay right?
00:41:25
Google how they grab your eyes.
00:41:27
Go anywhere near that?
00:41:28
It's just weird.
00:41:31
You can't get anywhere near the bottom of the pyramids.
00:41:34
Whatever.
00:41:34
But one of the most amazing things about the structure is the
00:41:38
the the foundation, like, is astonishing.
00:41:41
Is the rock above its enormous structure underneath the Great Pyramid?
00:41:46
See, that's a misstatement.
00:41:47
They have not discovered this giant structure.
00:41:51
They have sounds inside prophecies from some old scans
00:41:54
and some new AI technology that has made things out of thin air,
00:41:58
literally just manifested it.
00:42:01
That's a really good idea and a good hypothesis.
00:42:03
But that's it.
00:42:04
When people start saying, I can agree with this, that it is definitively proven
00:42:08
that there's structures under there is not a true statement.
00:42:11
There may be structures,
00:42:13
but at all.
00:42:14
No, he just saying that Joe Rogan asked you
00:42:17
if you can tell me if those are natural formations or not.
00:42:22
It's it.
00:42:23
Do you the only one I can tell you is there are images.
00:42:26
Those are images created synthetically.
00:42:28
Thank you. Sir.
00:42:29
That's not.
00:42:30
That's all I needed from you.
00:42:32
You ever watched Cold Case?
00:42:34
Were they.
00:42:35
Were they like, take a fucking you know, they take a case like 40 years ago.
00:42:39
They just take some shitty evidence
00:42:41
that was like just some barely like some at the time.
00:42:44
And then they go,
00:42:44
oh, we've got technology nowadays that can reanalyze this evidence.
00:42:47
That's what we found the murderer.
00:42:49
And now we're arresting him.
00:42:50
Yeah, but ask it like they take a tile up, they find an old piece of crusty,
00:42:54
dry blood that's been, like, soaked into the wood.
00:42:56
And they take that and they find the killer.
00:42:57
Ask somebody if you can really do that nowadays, and you really still can't
00:43:01
watch Cold Case? It happens. Yeah. All right.
00:43:03
You know, I guess you're right. I'm wrong.
00:43:05
Call network TV if you have.
00:43:07
Hey, you definitely can pick I got it.
00:43:11
I have my phone.
00:43:13
I can find your big pixel on there.
00:43:15
I'm fine. You.
00:43:17
So for me, I'm not a building engineer. What are you.
00:43:19
If you fold your machine out there, I'm gonna find it, man, I swear to God.
00:43:24
You know, if you're if you do that, you're building a giant structure.
00:43:28
I'm not.
00:43:28
I mean, personally,
00:43:29
if you're building a giant like Amazon building, what's beneath the building?
00:43:33
Do they have a basement?
00:43:34
Do they do you have a subfloor or do you have some?
00:43:36
Would you?
00:43:37
If you were building something, would there be a formal reason
00:43:39
to put something under it, like a basement?
00:43:40
Not if it's pyramid shape.
00:43:43
So. It's like expand on that or 20.
00:43:50
I'll be like you.
00:43:50
Oh, if it's if it's Harvard shape, then physics.
00:43:56
But everything that you're going to
00:43:57
do, it's like an igloo, you would think enclose everything.
00:44:00
Yeah. Buildings.
00:44:01
It's a square structure.
00:44:02
Structure or
00:44:06
a it is not like those into the ground of the Earth,
00:44:12
because that's how you wanted to get electricity to the world.
00:44:15
I have a question.
00:44:17
If you're building, if you were building on water or pure
00:44:20
just loose sand, wouldn't you want to build some kind of columns of stability,
00:44:24
is all my point.
00:44:25
Like, no, you would build, you would build something that would
00:44:28
that would flow with net nature, which would be wind,
00:44:32
which would be something that it could go around.
00:44:35
The reason why buildings could be tethered is because the reason why it's
00:44:38
because you're thinking more economically
00:44:40
when it comes to, square footage and how much you can pack into that area.
00:44:44
So of course,
00:44:45
they're going to be square structures, but if they're square structures,
00:44:48
they take more wind down, which means they need to go deeper.
00:44:51
And so they need to be anchored.
00:44:53
A pyramid anchors itself because it's got wedges.
00:44:55
It's like it's a it's a natural wedge.
00:44:58
It's okay.
00:44:59
I have another follow up question.
00:45:00
How much of the triangular pyramid is under the sand?
00:45:03
Has the they bury some of it or did it I don't know.
00:45:05
You may have. Yeah.
00:45:06
I'm assuming that some.
00:45:09
It's not.
00:45:09
I would I would think like oh I'm sure.
00:45:12
Right.
00:45:12
Maybe they think the Higgs down on a ship.
00:45:15
I would think is down below.
00:45:18
What's that big? Huge things down on a ship.
00:45:20
Oh, what a ship.
00:45:21
So that makes sure it doesn't collapse.
00:45:24
Oh, I don't know.
00:45:25
There's no, there's a flat.
00:45:27
I mean that, right. Yeah.
00:45:29
It's crooked.
00:45:29
Big thing that head to the ship
00:45:33
like that.
00:45:33
So yeah I think it's.
00:45:36
There.
00:45:36
But we never discussed it. It looks like Voltron.
00:45:39
I didn't have it. Dejected. Yeah. He's a jerk.
00:45:42
A lot of people talking on it.
00:45:43
So he's been over there steaming because we haven't mentioned it yet.
00:45:45
And so he hasn't commented on.
00:45:48
But maybe I'm just saying maybe that those are like a foundation,
00:45:51
is all I was saying. Big cement.
00:45:52
I don't know,
00:45:55
I don't know.
00:45:55
Your most stable structure
00:45:56
is going to be a wedge, a pyramid, if not a it's you know,
00:46:00
if it's on a whole ocean of sand, it might settle or even shift or move.
00:46:04
So you would have to
00:46:05
maybe it's
00:46:06
do those cylinders go all the way down to some kind of hard foundation
00:46:09
or clay is all I was. I've just, I guess, no, I don't know.
00:46:13
We know that we can't.
00:46:14
We said no.
00:46:15
So but I just I don't think it will get in the way.
00:46:18
I think that's not going to be how you how you
00:46:24
okay? Say that what that is.
00:46:26
How would you how how how do they do that.
00:46:29
If that that's what that is.
00:46:30
Dig pour and see.
00:46:32
And they do that.
00:46:33
When they built that, it wasn't how they they don't know either.
00:46:37
Right. How do you dig it?
00:46:39
Kind of like around the sun they send some guy down and some water damage.
00:46:43
What the vent saw with the rain hasn't been possible in that region of earth
00:46:48
for about 10,000 years, probably close to 12,000 years,
00:46:51
which puts us right at the Younger Dryas event.
00:46:55
I'm not talking about rain. I'm talking about sand.
00:46:57
Sand moves and shifts like water wasn't right.
00:47:01
So one early end of the time, it's to the point
00:47:03
what I was making here was making with the rain, I missed it.
00:47:06
Oh, that was the upside of the sand. Dirt.
00:47:09
Like just regular ground.
00:47:10
We have to know what it is, right?
00:47:12
We have layers of crustacean.
00:47:13
We know everything about everything,
00:47:16
right?
00:47:16
Of, oh, why am I hearing something?
00:47:21
Where?
00:47:22
All I know is
00:47:22
they didn't send some motherfucker down there with a rope in a bucket.
00:47:26
And he grabbed a bucket of sand, and they pulled them back up with a rope,
00:47:28
and they made this perfect fucking cylinder and made multiples of them.
00:47:32
I told you, they just said it wasn't sand at the time.
00:47:36
This is the first time I've ever heard that in my zoom.
00:47:39
Doesn't matter what it was, it definitely matters what you had to
00:47:42
the ground is like they didn't have excavators.
00:47:46
How do you know?
00:47:48
I just described the way that they would have done it.
00:47:50
We make the scoop marks. I mean, it's crazy.
00:47:53
There are other tooling marks, scuffs and scoops you haven't seen is impossible.
00:47:58
That all the machine was like they got stolen by.
00:48:01
Okay, no, it's the bottom of the ocean or something.
00:48:03
It's the dynamic of the marks.
00:48:05
If you've never been around machining, you've never seen what this is.
00:48:09
It's obvious.
00:48:10
Rotary marks from machinery going a certain, revolutions per minute.
00:48:15
Oh, right. Right there.
00:48:16
You can. No.
00:48:17
Not even just not even just the drill marks.
00:48:20
There's areas that have in like improper machining.
00:48:24
Like there's like a little like jab at it.
00:48:26
And if you've ever seen people machine occasionally there's a little mistake
00:48:29
and it doesn't matter as far as how the object is being used.
00:48:33
But there might be a little I screwed up a little bit and it doesn't matter.
00:48:37
But you can see there the little rotary tool that made a mark and that is there's
00:48:41
they're all over the place.
00:48:42
That's Chris Dunn, who, brought a lot of that to, to like,
00:48:45
what is this is my TV keep moving or I keep fucking with like, you know,
00:48:49
when the
00:48:50
pyramids were built, the terrain was a rocky limestone plateau
00:48:53
situated at the edge of the fertile Nile valley, not in the middle of the desert.
00:48:57
A lot of interesting.
00:48:59
So it was a mix of the Giza Plateau elevated and surrounding area.
00:49:04
Got a mix of desert and irrigated land.
00:49:07
We forgot Chris Dunn was, Can you tell Gary to shut the fuck up?
00:49:10
So does that mean that there was water and there was water?
00:49:15
I tried to actually DVD.
00:49:18
DVD was.
00:49:20
Oh, well, you pee, all right.
00:49:23
We got to catch up on these comments, go in and start and make the positive.
00:49:29
No no no no no no no, Ryan, not Angkor, not the thing that holds it to the ground.
00:49:33
The things that keeps it, straight up, instead of listing, spirit.
00:49:38
Oh, so
00:49:39
I didn't I didn't review any of this, but yes.
00:49:42
Yes, it's just called ancient mining.
00:49:44
This is a bunch of pictures.
00:49:44
I can't really tell what the fuck because they won't tell me.
00:49:47
Oh, it's the hole that's there. That's a hole.
00:49:48
Pretty fucked it up pretty.
00:49:50
Go on your phone and tell me with the.
00:49:52
The time stamp I sent was because, that's what I'm doing wrong here.
00:49:57
So it's shit like this. The
00:50:00
the the road marks.
00:50:02
Oh, no, no, no, that's not so much shit like this
00:50:06
where you have squared off sections.
00:50:08
And I'm assuming these are more than likely perfectly square.
00:50:10
Otherwise, why would they show them?
00:50:12
Yeah, this is definitely
00:50:14
this is definitely machining because this is all one piece.
00:50:18
All right, I can you if if you've never,
00:50:23
like it if you've never operated a lathe,
00:50:28
thanks to
00:50:30
you, you just wouldn't know
00:50:33
that there's an apple who's like, you're not taking a chisel
00:50:36
and chipping all that out and getting it perfect without having,
00:50:39
a mistake or a a wall that's slightly differently concave.
00:50:43
I guess you could, like, sand it or the mother's stone.
00:50:46
And, I mean, they they could possibly have more, advanced
00:50:51
or some,
00:50:53
we could have more advanced tools that, that, that we just don't know about.
00:50:56
Yeah. That's the argument. Right. But where are where are they?
00:50:59
Where did they go?
00:51:00
Because what were they made out of like right.
00:51:02
Well, I'll tell you what.
00:51:03
If I leave somewhere or I go to another region to travel, sure as fuck.
00:51:08
I'm going to take my tools with me or wherever you go.
00:51:11
Where do they go?
00:51:11
It makes sense that there should be a sharpening thing laying around,
00:51:14
or some type of a belt,
00:51:17
you know?
00:51:17
Whatever. Sure.
00:51:18
Likely there wasn't.
00:51:20
More than likely.
00:51:21
It's a bullet, right?
00:51:22
Obviously, that's what we all want to say already.
00:51:25
Not necessarily aliens, but again, lost technology that exists.
00:51:30
Now. Again, these are correct.
00:51:31
This is the great that I was looking for.
00:51:34
Thank you. Ryan.
00:51:34
The balance of the ship is what keeps it up.
00:51:36
So in my opinion, possibly
00:51:38
because who knows after 20 years for aliens to how do we.
00:51:41
You're going to throw a pyramid in the middle of any ground?
00:51:44
Ground is definitely, flexible.
00:51:47
What are we looking at? We.
00:51:48
I can't see that. You got to figure out how to share your screen.
00:51:50
Yeah, you can just send us the link.
00:51:52
Yeah, you can just send the link.
00:51:53
You can just.
00:51:54
Oh, just unfinished obelisk.
00:51:57
Unfinished obelisk.
00:52:00
Yeah.
00:52:00
So ballast, is it possible that those things are big cement?
00:52:04
I'm going to finish my statement for I looked at it. Well. What?
00:52:06
I never said no.
00:52:08
Is it possible that those things under the pyramid are just big, gigantic cylinders
00:52:11
that are some type of balance to keep the pyramid upright?
00:52:14
Because who knows, after a million years might sink into the sand.
00:52:17
Okay.
00:52:17
How did they do that?
00:52:18
No, the foundation is is I don't know, but that's the same question.
00:52:22
We don't even know how they built the pyramids.
00:52:24
So if they could build it, they sure could build this thing.
00:52:27
Yeah. The here's my advice.
00:52:29
So here's my answer.
00:52:30
Here's my answer. The same way they built the pyramid.
00:52:35
Right, right.
00:52:36
Which we don't know.
00:52:37
Also the base of who runs the base, Orion's pyramid is
00:52:43
the base of his penis for civilization.
00:52:45
On another civilization. Did I say pyramid?
00:52:48
I meant it, I said his, I was, I meant to say penis.
00:52:51
Did I say broke shit, I fucked up, so the first one was the magnificent one.
00:52:55
So the base of science greatness is huge and squared
00:52:59
errors is the big.
00:53:02
Yeah.
00:53:03
We are built upon another civilization, the Native Americans, many civilized.
00:53:09
They were built up again.
00:53:10
That could tell me that there built upon another civilization.
00:53:14
And it keeps going back.
00:53:16
It's that turtles all the way down mean.
00:53:17
Yeah, like like the Native Americans were the only motherfuckers around
00:53:20
back when, like.
00:53:24
Ryan wants to bet you $1 that there's a correlation
00:53:26
between the Great Pyramids and Tesla's free energy coil invention.
00:53:30
Sure. Yeah, it could be.
00:53:31
It could be some type of, like, energy capture or energy distributor
00:53:36
or energy capacitor or
00:53:39
furnace, trans van, or by that word, you want to put.
00:53:43
But what I'll say is,
00:53:45
though, is Nicholas, take my theory first.
00:53:48
Wow, that was pretty wild.
00:53:50
Nikola Tesla coil work today
00:53:53
without the pyramid.
00:53:56
But it does it though,
00:53:59
because all we have is speculation that existed.
00:54:01
It's never been scaled up because people think it's too dangerous.
00:54:04
But then again, that could be, you know, convincing everybody of that.
00:54:08
I don't know if I want Wi-Fi,
00:54:09
electricity all around me, but they're already kind of is.
00:54:13
Didn't Edison shock
00:54:14
a elephant to death to try to prove that Tesla was dangerous?
00:54:19
Okay, I got two things to do.
00:54:20
Response is actually false. Greedy.
00:54:24
Tell me what the timestamp is that I sent on the group text
00:54:26
so I don't have to turn off my phone and find it myself.
00:54:29
I looked and I don't know what you want me to.
00:54:31
I have so you have to be more specific. What would you like?
00:54:34
A series of numbers separated by colons.
00:54:38
Thank you. The timestamp is.
00:54:40
Now tell me, what is the text you want of the timestamp?
00:54:44
It was, text.
00:54:46
I said, did you do. Yep.
00:54:50
Yep. Right. Which down there. Yep.
00:54:52
And it was, Tuesday or Wednesday of this week of last week.
00:54:58
No no no no no no.
00:54:59
What's the content of the text?
00:55:01
You don't even know. That's what I need to tell you.
00:55:04
No, it's just numbers with colons.
00:55:07
That's the whole time it reads numbers with.
00:55:11
I thought. I thought you were trying to be funny.
00:55:12
It's like two colon, 53 colon 48.
00:55:17
Is it in the German or the non show on the show.
00:55:21
On the one with the show? 108 well then it.
00:55:25
No it's the wrong one.
00:55:27
Yeah. Go to the wrong one okay.
00:55:30
The wrong was the right one in this case.
00:55:33
Why would I send it to the show.
00:55:35
I'm not sure which one you know right now.
00:55:37
Some poor phone.
00:55:39
This fool is probably sitting next to a waterfall
00:55:41
somewhere, totally unaware of how angry and scared he's supposed to be.
00:55:44
Duncan Castle
00:55:46
I just passed that.
00:55:47
I figured I'd read it.
00:55:48
Well, see, at least he had something to do.
00:55:50
Yeah, 50 K Rumble.
00:55:52
Nope, that's not it.
00:55:54
Oh two 4836 so you shit like this 241.
00:55:59
Thank you. Great. You know what?
00:56:01
Now you just triggered a whole bunch of CIA agents to think that worked.
00:56:03
Fucking sending messages to al-Qaida and shit.
00:56:05
Thank you.
00:56:06
Just in case al-Qaida didn't get that.
00:56:08
It's 248, even at 36
00:56:12
two 4836 hello.
00:56:14
No no no no no no, I got you.
00:56:16
48 oh, shoot.
00:56:19
So you know what I might I said it wrong like two 4836
00:56:22
that's it or you're
00:56:25
three.
00:56:26
I think what you do.
00:56:31
Is I want to know how Ryan thinks
00:56:32
that the great pyramids are connected to Nikola Tesla's,
00:56:37
What's that thing called?
00:56:39
Like? It's called a Tesla coil.
00:56:41
They believe. I couldn't remember that.
00:56:42
This is crazy, but this thing ran occurrence,
00:56:46
so there's
00:56:49
your audio's breaking up. Gary.
00:56:50
If we're supposed to hear that, we can make it.
00:56:54
Which seems from any spirit, you know, but it's still happening.
00:56:59
It's like there's no way it also happened to me.
00:57:03
So it's like, this is. It's so weird.
00:57:06
Is that what you just said?
00:57:07
Why am I why are you listening to listen me?
00:57:11
You want to listen to me? I'm here.
00:57:12
I'm right here, right now.
00:57:13
I'm sorry.
00:57:14
Are you sure it's two 4836?
00:57:18
I'm a bit messy here.
00:57:21
Was it?
00:57:21
Two 3836 was
00:57:25
it was there.
00:57:26
I can't it wasn't there.
00:57:30
4030.
00:57:34
Okay, well, we either need to find this
00:57:36
or move the fuck out from it. So.
00:57:41
Well, working on it,
00:57:42
and we can talk about the unfinished business rather than
00:57:47
look no different.
00:57:48
No. Yeah. Oh, no.
00:57:49
Oh, okay.
00:57:53
Unfinished job.
00:57:57
All right.
00:57:57
Is that, like. Is that, like, edging?
00:58:00
Oh, no. Let's go back.
00:58:01
So it's close, but.
00:58:04
Oh. All right.
00:58:06
Whatever. You guys want to continue the fucking show? I'll be back.
00:58:08
There's one of that old,
00:58:13
But I.
00:58:17
Was a fucking asshole.
00:58:18
He's over here typing hate.
00:58:21
Oh, wow. Right.
00:58:22
When you left, they got kicked out from their signal, and I'm left here
00:58:25
all by myself, And.
00:58:36
Though Gary has entered the studio,
00:58:39
the stage was set.
00:58:41
I thought I knew it,
00:58:44
No regrets, but then I want to know
00:58:47
how Ryan thinks that the Great Pyramids are connected to the test site.
00:58:51
I was wrong, like, somehow they directly, somehow create more energy.
00:58:58
I played it round.
00:59:00
In that case, this is like Stonehenge.
00:59:02
Another obelisk gets connected.
00:59:05
I'm standing here where my heart lies.
00:59:10
So this is the unfinished obelisk I'm gonna use.
00:59:12
It'll tell you that
00:59:15
the sun from Gary to you.
00:59:17
Gary, tell your wife that she needs a streamer.
00:59:19
Lesbian porn later.
00:59:21
It's ruining the signal for the world to hear that.
00:59:25
So this is the unfinished.
00:59:26
This is the unfinished obelisk currently,
00:59:30
as soon as you start targeting using that.
00:59:33
That's. So. This is the best show ever.
00:59:36
There has not been one fuck up to.
00:59:39
Yes, yes.
00:59:42
So this is the unfinished business.
00:59:45
There has not been one.
00:59:47
No. Under it.
00:59:51
No no no no no no no no.
00:59:55
Technology.
00:59:56
It's the right one. Just go under it.
00:59:59
Yeah. Go on to that.
01:00:03
They can do that I wonder what I can
01:00:05
they do that under that ability.
01:00:09
What about it. What's under it.
01:00:10
What the stupid scoop marks under that.
01:00:14
What scoop marks? Part?
01:00:17
You're going to have to pick up the I can't zoom, I can't zoom in anymore.
01:00:20
All these little guys, Netflix.
01:00:21
These little ones here. Right?
01:00:23
I was
01:00:25
blockbuster.
01:00:26
Yeah.
01:00:27
Are these so with 180 degrees
01:00:33
days on a strike.
01:00:37
It looks like a stump grinder or some shit.
01:00:39
Like, whatever you guys are saying there.
01:00:43
Stand over here.
01:00:44
I went to a 40 year advanced chisel.
01:00:48
Yeah, I make a scoop. Mark.
01:00:50
Yeah, for about 20 years.
01:00:53
Your signal is just fucked. Yes.
01:00:55
Okay. Yeah. Go reset your router.
01:00:57
Go reset your router because you're never this bad.
01:01:00
Do you need that drop
01:01:02
I have,
01:01:02
I went looking for it I don't you know we're up.
01:01:06
We don't need to because he's constantly doing it anyway.
01:01:12
Oh here's a better shot of the here's the these look like.
01:01:15
Yeah.
01:01:15
But so I mean seriously this looks like it was so done
01:01:21
with an ax or a bucket.
01:01:24
I mean, the five gallon bucket.
01:01:25
Yeah.
01:01:26
This does not look magnificent to me.
01:01:29
It's just how uniform it is all the way down.
01:01:31
I do it that way.
01:01:33
What? What did they use it.
01:01:34
It also is the rock that this is.
01:01:37
This is. I'm. No.
01:01:37
I don't know what where this is from and what rock this is, but,
01:01:42
it's the unfinished obelisk in Egypt.
01:01:46
Okay.
01:01:46
And what kind of rock is that made out of?
01:01:49
Like stone?
01:01:50
I'll try to Google it. Is it okay, so it is live star. Beautiful.
01:01:53
But not not that.
01:01:55
So film you can't hear us say.
01:01:57
They say they get that up. Limestone,
01:02:01
we can hear you.
01:02:01
I'm joking. John. Back to John.
01:02:03
Back to my picture really quick.
01:02:04
So say they get this in the air. I mean, it's it's all in one piece.
01:02:07
Like how do they or is it not always get it.
01:02:09
Are you saying that they.
01:02:12
Are you saying that they I said I ended up whatever.
01:02:15
If you want to go back to here, I go back to yours.
01:02:17
But, it's wall.
01:02:19
There's almost looks like they're going to raise this on one piece right?
01:02:23
I guess why would they put these slits here?
01:02:24
But they might do it in sections.
01:02:26
After they carve it into the ground, they find it easier to lay it out
01:02:29
on the ground. But then how do they dig underneath it?
01:02:31
How do you completely detach the center of it underneath?
01:02:34
I guess you support it while you're done using
01:02:37
whatever this, whatever this devices that's allowing you to make these
01:02:42
almost like it's a stump grinder.
01:02:43
Like, it's like it can only do so much section area.
01:02:46
And so you got to like me and like, I've never used a stump grab.
01:02:51
I understand how how it would work.
01:02:52
Right.
01:02:54
But it's still show side of of something rotary
01:02:58
or there's something rotary that is being used.
01:03:00
And how is this rotary thing being, properly powered, like what's
01:03:05
what's the.
01:03:10
Oh, now
01:03:12
great. Great night.
01:03:14
So Eric Von Daniken would say, let's see, what does the brain.
01:03:17
It's way harder than, like, a great, impact on it.
01:03:22
Therefore, is it's like an eight on the scale where it's your back.
01:03:28
Does that,
01:03:31
Oh, shit.
01:03:32
No, Ryan says it's limestone.
01:03:35
It's unpolished granite. So.
01:03:37
Yeah, already Jared will say, the.
01:03:41
Ramp.
01:03:41
Yeah. And you guys are going right last.
01:03:44
I want to hear you go reset your fucking router.
01:03:46
Guys, seriously, both of you reset at the same time,
01:03:50
I summary the unfinished habilis is primarily made of granite,
01:03:55
which is incredible and even harder to work with.
01:03:58
Incredible stone, right.
01:03:59
The only thing that can cut, granite is diamond.
01:04:03
And diorite. Those are the only two. And so.
01:04:07
All right, I have to ask, did that shit exist back then?
01:04:09
Because it probably did.
01:04:10
They had diamond, but how would you use diamond like you would need a rotary.
01:04:15
You would. You need the revolution. I still think they had it.
01:04:18
They had it all written down.
01:04:19
And one of the fucking one
01:04:20
of the pharaohs or kings after that fact was so embarrassed that it did.
01:04:24
They didn't make their people look good, that they just destroyed all record of it.
01:04:27
If that's at all possible.
01:04:34
Oh, good call, Ryan.
01:04:36
I would have probably let that go.
01:04:37
I would, I kind of thought it was granite, but for some reason, when somebody said
01:04:40
limestone, I'm like, fuck, I don't know what it is.
01:04:43
Approximately 1,200 pounds.
01:04:47
And again, the the where's my initial.
01:04:52
It's there's different lead.
01:04:53
There's oh there it is.
01:04:55
There's the angles here
01:04:59
are very sharp.
01:05:01
You know, you can't see from here.
01:05:02
But when they do granite and they do 90 degree angles and they,
01:05:06
you see some of these pictures
01:05:07
that you can get, not going to do it now because whatever.
01:05:12
But they hold,
01:05:15
like measuring tools that can show you how flat it is
01:05:19
and you can shine a light underneath this particular tool.
01:05:23
It's very much like a level, but it's it's
01:05:25
made out of and machined perfectly to be flat.
01:05:29
And they put these types of things are right
01:05:31
angle devices that show you, you know, a straight 90 degree.
01:05:34
And there's a lot of granite cuts there.
01:05:36
And the great pyramids that are perfectly 90, perfectly flat
01:05:41
to where you can't see a light and you don't just get that by hand,
01:05:45
you can't even the Ramsey statue, they, they do, transparency
01:05:49
where they hold the left and right side and they flip them
01:05:52
and they're literally mirrored
01:05:55
or you don't you cannot
01:05:57
do a mirror image, anything by hand there.
01:06:00
It is impossible to create a a head and have it be mirror image
01:06:06
without having a slight nuance like the symmetry.
01:06:10
I guess I'll pull it up and don't mean much to the obelisk
01:06:14
and the, Ryan head statue.
01:06:18
Those are all made out of limestone.
01:06:20
Mostly the pyramids are made out of granite. Yes.
01:06:24
And there are some very few obelisks that are made out of granite,
01:06:29
but mostly it's out of limestone.
01:06:31
All of the lines made out of limestone,
01:06:35
and most others are made out of limestone.
01:06:41
Yeah.
01:06:41
Here's the picture that.
01:06:45
This shit.
01:06:49
Place.
01:06:52
The core of the pyramid was limestone.
01:06:58
You don't get.
01:07:01
Mirror image, stuff like that without legacy.
01:07:05
So it's not possible that they had, I don't know, a ruler.
01:07:13
You know, when I don't have a ruler, I take a piece of string and I market.
01:07:15
No, I take it to the other side.
01:07:17
No. What, you don't have measurements that we don't have today.
01:07:21
And I guess this, but it's it's the idea of doing it by hand.
01:07:26
If you've ever tried to sand anything
01:07:28
that's a misconception versus machining it.
01:07:30
I'm so sick of that.
01:07:31
Why do you why are you saying that they don't have tools?
01:07:33
Because they didn't find one laying around.
01:07:35
It's a little it's about the right angle measurements.
01:07:39
It's about the the machine marks.
01:07:42
It's about it was not done modern machining.
01:07:46
It's about the
01:07:49
it's about what we see now. It's.
01:07:51
Yeah that's the precision as well.
01:07:52
It's a you you only get so many I forget what it is.
01:07:55
But the human hand is only capable of getting within so many decimals
01:08:00
of whatever measurement you're using.
01:08:04
I mean, it would have.
01:08:05
And so what's the what's the tolerance from one side to the other?
01:08:09
Is that exact?
01:08:10
That's.
01:08:10
No, I think humans is hundreds and computers.
01:08:13
It's thousands.
01:08:15
Know of that face that you just showed with all those
01:08:18
made it look exactly the same.
01:08:20
But I can tell by looking at it, it wasn't exactly the same.
01:08:22
The eyeballs were even a different shape, but I didn't.
01:08:23
That's why I already pointed that out on a viewer
01:08:26
paying attention when I was talking about it.
01:08:27
But that's cool.
01:08:28
Yeah.
01:08:31
I don't watch show.
01:08:32
I wasn't, I just listened to it.
01:08:35
Yeah,
01:08:36
I actually wasn't it wasn't your point that,
01:08:39
human accuracy typically ranges from 1 or 2mm.
01:08:42
For casual measurement, skilled individuals can achieve precision
01:08:45
up to 2.5mm using tools like calipers.
01:08:49
Fine motor skills experience enhance
01:08:51
measurement accuracy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:08:55
I don't know the society today.
01:08:58
We don't we don't start training people to be chisels
01:09:00
from the time they're one or whatever because they're father no.
01:09:03
Like it's like learning the violin.
01:09:05
But you guys are be so bold that it's even though we have more technology
01:09:08
today, I would be so more that sculptors recreate the faces.
01:09:11
Today, though in granite we can genius.
01:09:14
We're probably one of the shallow skilled.
01:09:16
Back to my argument against that is you can't recreate a pencil on number
01:09:20
two pencil. No. Yeah.
01:09:21
I assume because it's symmetrical
01:09:23
all the way around I can't create it with handles.
01:09:26
Other machines can.
01:09:28
Machines can achieve precision handles that down to like, does it
01:09:33
machines can achieve precision down to micrometers
01:09:35
or nanometers, depending on the technology.
01:09:39
I can create a pencil, but no, I can't create a base with handle.
01:09:42
No. In my example, where is the reason you can't?
01:09:46
It's because the, the materials come from different continents.
01:09:50
Yeah, that doesn't matter.
01:09:51
I can give you whatever material, what shape think. Right?
01:09:53
If you're creating the same thing, I create that all the way around easily.
01:09:57
But if you want to give me a hand, says I have a problem.
01:09:59
An Egyptian vases have more mathematical precision.
01:10:03
I'm sorry.
01:10:03
More mathematically precise accuracy than their measurements.
01:10:06
Than the measurements.
01:10:07
Then there's then the stuff today.
01:10:10
I'm sorry.
01:10:10
I did a hard job. Remember? I just said
01:10:13
DVD that said exactly what he said.
01:10:15
He said way more concise,
01:10:20
high than it is, right?
01:10:22
You can try and read it and understand. Brady.
01:10:24
I like big enough to it.
01:10:26
Gyptian bases have more mathematical English accuracy
01:10:29
in their measurements than today's stuff,
01:10:33
which isn't that I'm read it the way it's written.
01:10:34
So you got get you only got that right because it was written right.
01:10:38
It's not written right.
01:10:40
Okay.
01:10:41
You only got it wrong because you were reading it.
01:10:43
Oh, you. That's correct.
01:10:45
He's doing it. Do it. Doing it.
01:10:47
Well. Yes, yes.
01:10:48
Doing it and doing and doing it well, sir, I represent Queen.
01:10:52
She was raised out in Brooklyn.
01:10:55
Yeah.
01:10:57
Representing Queens.
01:10:58
She was raised up.
01:10:59
That's what I say, I know.
01:11:01
So can can we agree that the pyramids somewhere between fingernails scratching
01:11:07
and the most advanced alien planet, our population.
01:11:10
And I mean, somewhere between lasers has to be laser beams, phasers, phaser
01:11:16
laser beams, laser beams, phaser beams.
01:11:19
Yeah, that's a great example.
01:11:20
What if all other tools were somehow made out of light? Created?
01:11:23
Which light has you? Would there be no proof?
01:11:25
Because when you turn it off, it would be totally.
01:11:28
Wait, what do you mean?
01:11:30
Like it's everything they everything they use was so advanced,
01:11:33
thought it was all like digital, what their knives were like or some.
01:11:37
Yeah.
01:11:38
So we we've talked about this before and this has already been debunked
01:11:41
because you would have to be, you'd have to send the light out and then back.
01:11:44
Otherwise it would be a continuous light.
01:11:48
It's oh, do you think we cut the light right now?
01:11:51
I don't we have laser and water cutters there that okay.
01:11:55
Yeah. But the, the it keeps going, you know, it's.
01:11:57
Well yeah.
01:11:58
You have to put it back there so you don't kill people in the next room.
01:12:01
All right. Reflector or something. Sure.
01:12:03
But you don't want to reflector using, you know, to just diffuse it and absorb it.
01:12:07
Reflecting a Tale of Two shows, reflecting it back with me.
01:12:13
Okay, let's let The Tale of Two shows right.
01:12:17
They won't even notice.
01:12:17
What are you guys doing?
01:12:19
You guys got a show today,
01:12:21
you know?
01:12:23
Okay, good.
01:12:25
The things you like.
01:12:28
Me, I see that. Catch me man. Okay.
01:12:31
It is.
01:12:32
It shouldn't be here.
01:12:36
My field was taken by the dog.
01:12:38
The dog?
01:12:41
We got.
01:12:41
Yeah.
01:12:43
Oh, you know what?
01:12:44
Yes, I understand that.
01:12:46
You know, people pay them out.
01:12:48
Little time out for dinner.
01:12:50
Let's find out for Gary.
01:12:54
So I want to.
01:12:54
I want to know what your conclusion is with all this. You're.
01:12:56
So you're saying that that the argument was so advanced that it couldn't
01:13:00
have possibly existed back then, only on the fact that it doesn't exist today.
01:13:05
Correct.
01:13:07
Wait.
01:13:08
Well,
01:13:09
I'm saying that the conclusion of that is that they built it with technology
01:13:12
that couldn't possibly exist.
01:13:13
But your only evidence of that is that it doesn't exist today.
01:13:17
No, the fact is that it does exist today, and we know that that's even more proof.
01:13:21
We know we know what is capable of having to do this.
01:13:24
We need construction machines. We need cranes.
01:13:27
We need rotary tools.
01:13:29
We need diamond tipped saw blades.
01:13:31
We need revolutions per minute.
01:13:34
We need counterweights that are gigantic, like it's.
01:13:38
And they didn't have electricity.
01:13:40
Right. No evidence for the we no evidence.
01:13:43
But if they did, that's the point.
01:13:44
Let's talk like I'm in first grade and I've never heard of a pyramid.
01:13:48
I just also,
01:13:49
the thing is, is we don't know because these are made out of stone.
01:13:52
We don't know how far they date back because they are made out of
01:13:55
some of the hardest shit.
01:13:56
And the most lasting shit in the shit that was created
01:14:00
when the earth was created.
01:14:01
So you can't necessarily carbon date the fucking stone because it's stone.
01:14:05
It all carbon dates to its fucking self underneath.
01:14:08
So it's it.
01:14:09
You can only assume when you look at, you know, these quarries
01:14:13
that they got this granite from were very far away.
01:14:16
So they not only had the ability to excavate it,
01:14:19
which is what we would call it nowadays, they wouldn't,
01:14:22
you know, you're not excavating with a shovel and fucking.
01:14:25
No, it's excavated.
01:14:26
It's it's traveled, it's dug out, it's traveled.
01:14:29
And it's it's from our perspective,
01:14:32
if we living at the most advanced time in our species, it would take.
01:14:37
I don't swear I said this fucking air conditioning off.
01:14:40
You got to do it from the walk, right?
01:14:42
Right.
01:14:43
Now, suppose the fan they like, like to put the fan on auto.
01:14:46
Yeah. You know, he's in some place hot.
01:14:48
Scottsdale, Arizona in the world.
01:14:51
I know where he is.
01:14:52
I just can't say, you know. Oh. Come on.
01:14:55
Oh, we got it. It was dark outside.
01:14:57
Give me a hint. That part threw me off, though.
01:14:59
That it did, right.
01:15:00
Yeah, but if you just Google.
01:15:03
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, that's exactly what I thought.
01:15:05
But I didn't do you guys I don't know.
01:15:07
I've never I've never been in too many different parts of the country.
01:15:10
It's not fair then because even though it's a good clue, it's not right.
01:15:14
All right. No that's fine.
01:15:17
No, I don't know when it got dark here, but,
01:15:21
What about.
01:15:21
Give me a long lever, give me a lever long enough
01:15:23
and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.
01:15:26
What if they had, like, you know, you can take a wheel
01:15:29
and then a smaller wheel and then make some kind of thing
01:15:31
where you can turn it a little bit and the big wheel will turn real slow.
01:15:34
So you get a bunch of people turn in a gigantic wheel.
01:15:37
That is then I mean, there's there's speculation that some of gear down here
01:15:41
is that small little bit.
01:15:43
If you had a mile long wheel that you could get a whole bunch of people to turn
01:15:46
and you could get it,
01:15:47
you know, gear down to that tiny little drill bit, it would go that fast.
01:15:52
Wouldn't it?
01:15:53
That's how gears. Where's the evidence?
01:15:54
Where's the evidence of this stuff?
01:15:56
I mean, I don't know, I don't I mean a complex
01:15:59
I up to me.
01:16:03
Yeah.
01:16:03
But we're talking about a complex build.
01:16:05
Of course it would take complex process to build a complex
01:16:10
structure.
01:16:11
Is there any possibility that it was built long before, like,
01:16:14
you know, that space that we talked about,
01:16:15
it's missing in history with the Earth smashed together, right.
01:16:18
Was it. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. During that time.
01:16:21
So then when the aliens did come and build it,
01:16:23
they literally just vaporized everything.
01:16:25
They have any proof of them because they didn't want somebody to know
01:16:27
if the technology was that advanced.
01:16:29
They could have easily just,
01:16:30
you know, like, what if what if we got to a place that, you know, hey, how do you
01:16:34
how do you get rid of the waste and tools when you're done?
01:16:35
Oh, we have this machine. Boom. It vaporizes everything
01:16:40
or transports it to another.
01:16:41
You know, we just shoot it into space.
01:16:44
It would make sense that when you're done building something you wouldn't
01:16:46
want to leave all the crap around is what I'm trying to get at.
01:16:48
Oh, we got do that shit.
01:16:51
I'm listening to you. But I also like the.
01:16:53
Do you suddenly hear the sounds of gay sex happening?
01:16:56
Because I do
01:16:58
like it.
01:17:01
Gary,
01:17:04
baby, I've been looking for this for a while.
01:17:06
This always gets this banned on YouTube, but I'll do it anyways.
01:17:09
Oh, yeah.
01:17:09
For sure.
01:17:12
Oh, I like how you get us.
01:17:13
You get us banned last week.
01:17:15
But then you started this week with a parody of a copyright written song.
01:17:18
But I know enough that that won't get us.
01:17:19
That'll get us marked, you know, but not actually.
01:17:23
I was exaggerating.
01:17:25
Only a few people take us off for it, I.
01:17:28
What is your, I don't I don't know if we've we've subtly talked about this,
01:17:32
but when it comes to AI and it's you know, people wanting to ban it from
01:17:37
the creative market and saying that, you know, we should like,
01:17:41
oh, it's going to take all these jobs and blah, blah, blah and like, oh my God.
01:17:45
Is it absolutely is.
01:17:47
Do you have a problem with that?
01:17:48
Do you think that's something we should tamper or we should just let happen?
01:17:52
Do you want to clean up or are you asking?
01:17:53
Gary I'm sorry, I don't.
01:17:55
I'm asking anyone that wants to has an opinion on it.
01:17:57
Do you want to clean up horseshit and have to crank your car?
01:17:59
Started?
01:18:01
Yeah, that's what I like.
01:18:02
All these people that are very much like, oh, these AI music.
01:18:06
Like, oh, you could just like, that's not really like,
01:18:09
oh, we're going to do is just look at a cure.
01:18:11
Like Matt Walsh had a, thing where he was kind of commenting about how,
01:18:14
you know, each person is just going to get a curated whatever the fuck they want,
01:18:18
and there's going to be no culture
01:18:19
because each person is just going to be individually, like, already there.
01:18:22
That's here. We're already there.
01:18:24
Right?
01:18:24
I just I don't I don't get why straying away from the fact that like,
01:18:29
these are things that don't matter, like it does not matter that people make music.
01:18:34
It does not matter that people make movies.
01:18:36
You know, literally it's going to it's going to allow people to go, hey,
01:18:41
I want to watch a Adam Sandler about, you know, but fucking a rabbit.
01:18:44
That's a cartoon slash
01:18:48
live motion.
01:18:49
And it's involving also Eminem and I don't know, Melissa Etheridge.
01:18:56
And it'll go, yeah, boom, boom, you're great.
01:18:59
And it'll pop it out and you'll be like, well, I'm entertained for a little bit,
01:19:02
and then you just do it again.
01:19:03
What's wrong with that?
01:19:07
Nothing.
01:19:09
As long as it I mean, I don't want it to take
01:19:11
you can say, okay, somebody not actually acting in the music.
01:19:14
Somebody. Is that actually playing a guitar?
01:19:16
Like, okay, but it sounds like they are.
01:19:18
And that's all it is, is a sound.
01:19:21
So if you can go, okay, hey, I want to rather than me having to get
01:19:24
musicians record all this horseshit, produce it, make it sound
01:19:28
because that's all you're doing anyway,
01:19:30
or you're using tools in software to do it anyway.
01:19:34
You're just doing it by hand.
01:19:35
If you can just have an automated process that only
01:19:39
makes like more content, you know?
01:19:41
Right.
01:19:42
And they'll still be people that do things authentically
01:19:45
and that also have an audience.
01:19:47
But this whole banning of of AI stuff
01:19:49
for for Hollywood, it I was going to ruin like I just
01:19:54
oh well it's not it's not a necessary
01:19:57
part of existence in every other.
01:20:01
It's like, okay, it's killing jobs when in every other, industry,
01:20:06
it's a positive thing to have an automated process that does better.
01:20:10
That way you can have either a cheaper product or a safer working atmosphere.
01:20:15
I don't know.
01:20:18
Yeah, it's I get all the positive things,
01:20:20
but you, you also give it that,
01:20:24
that slant where you're taking the, the human element out of it.
01:20:28
And when you're talking about creativity,
01:20:31
that's a pretty human thing to have.
01:20:34
Yeah, I would do it.
01:20:35
I don't think I want to ever as long as in the long run.
01:20:38
It doesn't prevent it just making people now
01:20:42
what it is so much better when it gets so much better,
01:20:44
making a better eye on it, I drift is interesting.
01:20:49
We talked about it last week, but I like the the creepy,
01:20:52
trippy, pictures that I generate.
01:20:57
But how how far is I going
01:21:00
to drift away from reality?
01:21:03
Like at the end of that row?
01:21:04
No templates.
01:21:05
No you I sorry, this has to do with scribing an AI
01:21:09
and generating every note all day long and doing a lot of typing.
01:21:13
It's only a minute where most of the note is done when I leave the room.
01:21:17
It's.
01:21:18
I mean, it truly is.
01:21:19
This is a doctor talking.
01:21:21
I mean, truly, it's just here's a tip to if you're in your doctor's office
01:21:24
or in the waiting room,
01:21:25
don't have idle chit chat because AI is listening
01:21:28
to everything you say and then transcribing it for the doctor,
01:21:30
he said, I mean, you were less tired by the end of the day.
01:21:33
You have more brain power as well.
01:21:35
But these are all the positives with the questions
01:21:37
that are coming at you with patients so that you're able to give more
01:21:40
education and information throughout the visit.
01:21:43
Join us as we explore how that is not what that is pioneering.
01:21:47
It's an avatar transformation.
01:21:48
Yeah.
01:21:48
What are we doing here
01:21:50
through the integration of artificial intelligence and ambient?
01:21:53
This is so this provides
01:21:56
our patient demographic of the modern scribes of today is already
01:22:00
a guy where I work previously with with, within the DT world.
01:22:05
It's really challenging at times to see your documentation.
01:22:08
Oh, this is going to do is, is cause people to do stuff that actually matters.
01:22:12
Like people like people to build stuff and make stuff.
01:22:15
Well, here's the script.
01:22:16
Like I just did my basement stairs.
01:22:18
Like I redid my basement stairs.
01:22:19
A robot you can't have an AI robot like, do that. That.
01:22:22
No, humans do that.
01:22:23
Oh, I would love to, but yeah, I got we're going to get to that.
01:22:26
Let's slow down. So
01:22:28
in the old days, the doctor would sit and talk to you
01:22:31
and take a few notes, and then after you would
01:22:32
leave, would turn those notes into a report
01:22:34
or some type of, you know, something for the future that they would go on file.
01:22:38
Now, this,
01:22:39
you know, to use for a diagnosis in the future or immediately whatever.
01:22:42
But that would become your profile.
01:22:43
That's how they base your health care, right?
01:22:45
Already I is listening to the conversation.
01:22:48
All the doctor do has to do is sit there and shake his head,
01:22:50
ask you a few questions, have a conversation.
01:22:52
I not only turns it into a transcribed report, but then we'll also recommend
01:22:57
and possibly proceed with diagnosis and care and prescriptions.
01:23:02
So I already I right now with this software is already pretty much
01:23:06
and they're looking there. They're so excited about it.
01:23:08
These primary care physicians are like excited about look
01:23:10
this is making my job so easy. I have no stress.
01:23:12
I almost have to do nothing is what they're
01:23:13
almost saying out loud, which what they're realizing is
01:23:15
they should say, oh shit, I don't have to do anything.
01:23:19
They are. Yeah.
01:23:20
They'll be like soon.
01:23:21
I and the owners of these places will be like, you know what?
01:23:24
And it'll be gradual.
01:23:25
First, they'll be at home and they'll be, you know, like we already are now
01:23:27
taking care of 500 patients instead of 50.
01:23:29
In general,
01:23:30
it allows you to flow your last visit forward into what you're seeing today.
01:23:35
Then you can modify that.
01:23:36
I also have a similar video about getting my notes done.
01:23:40
That used to be the two.
01:23:43
I sent three in because they were all good.
01:23:47
Ryan hopes the far
01:23:49
right of hopes I makes my daughter's mom's job obsolete.
01:23:52
It'll be the greatest revenge I can think of. Three for four.
01:23:55
And he also said, man three, however, is not putting the steel frame together.
01:23:59
No, but I and a robot will eat your motherfucking AMC.
01:24:03
I don't think the thing is not say against me,
01:24:06
I am white, I am a fucking bomb.
01:24:09
I do live in a trailer with my mom.
01:24:12
My boy future is an uncle Tom.
01:24:14
I have an AI song,
01:24:15
but I can't play it till I can't play until I rumble his own gun.
01:24:20
I did get jumped by all six of you chumps.
01:24:23
Anyone fucked my girl?
01:24:25
Are these really his lyrics or is it just some?
01:24:28
It's real.
01:24:28
This is the final rap battle for judge with nice.
01:24:31
You don't know what the fuck.
01:24:32
What the fuck? I've been through. Sounds a lot like Gary's.
01:24:35
You you went to Cranbrook?
01:24:38
That's a private school.
01:24:42
That is a private school.
01:24:44
So let me show you my little sign for the farm out here.
01:24:49
My. You're at, like, 29 mile,
01:24:52
37 mile, 37 mile.
01:24:56
Jesus Christ.
01:24:58
Yeah.
01:25:00
I'm, like, several thousand mile.
01:25:03
Here's another example of scribes.
01:25:05
What do you think of the I don't know, maybe.
01:25:07
No, it's a few hundred.
01:25:08
What do you think of fraud known as the Helen Keller scam?
01:25:12
Dude, she's a she wasn't actually, that was her scribe.
01:25:16
She caught a microphone like Stevie Wonder or what?
01:25:18
And Sullivan was her teacher.
01:25:20
And her what? Her counter.
01:25:21
Her companion. Her companion. Who?
01:25:23
I didn't even think of that. Did she do? Hey. Oh, dude.
01:25:26
Oh, she. You could teach a blunt, right?
01:25:29
Yeah.
01:25:29
I was thinking that the other day,
01:25:30
you know, you know, like the world through a blind person's eyes.
01:25:34
Like, do they?
01:25:35
They have no idea what, like, they could have an idea of, like,
01:25:37
they can touch and feel and go, okay, there's like this protrusion.
01:25:41
They have no idea what actual humans look like.
01:25:43
What? No colors?
01:25:44
What, like, their eyeballs look like what you have.
01:25:47
I mean, you can only just assume we're disgusting if you.
01:25:49
If you've never seen a lot of us before,
01:25:52
right?
01:25:53
You gotta be freaked out of all of a sudden, a blind man could see.
01:25:55
Do you think they'd like to suck?
01:25:57
Like, oh, this is not what I imagined.
01:25:59
This is scary. Yeah, yeah.
01:26:02
Like you were like bricks and mortar.
01:26:03
Like, how would you.
01:26:04
Oh, there's a stone that you would feel and go. Yeah, look, there it is.
01:26:06
And it's like, okay,
01:26:07
I can only assume what a brick wall looks like,
01:26:09
but I don't know exactly what it looks like. Right? Like.
01:26:12
All right.
01:26:13
Oops.
01:26:14
Curious, but you'd have to do everything you have to do water.
01:26:17
Water with everything. Right?
01:26:18
Like every single thing you'd have to do that with.
01:26:20
Otherwise you have no idea.
01:26:22
Do you guys think you could go for it?
01:26:24
But unless you touch the corn stalk, you would know.
01:26:26
Sure. And like, I don't know,
01:26:30
open your eyes.
01:26:31
It's fucking awesome.
01:26:32
Is is he ever the things you guys are the most curious about his color is he?
01:26:36
Boy, how does it work for me? What is it?
01:26:39
I don't know, is it?
01:26:41
You know, just because you need to.
01:26:43
That's all you need to know.
01:26:44
He's he's blind.
01:26:46
Yeah, he's.
01:26:46
He closed his eyes, just like.
01:26:47
Because he doesn't need to, like he does need to open them.
01:26:49
So you just you just need to.
01:26:50
They don't do that any good. That'd be. That's way.
01:26:52
But maybe somebody told them
01:26:54
that's like, hey, your eyes are creepy because you're, like,
01:26:55
looking all like all over the place, but you don't know it.
01:26:58
So just close your eyes and it's much more friendly.
01:27:00
What is color?
01:27:01
I don't know, questions again.
01:27:04
The hell's no matter what you people.
01:27:06
I told you with the questions.
01:27:07
Please.
01:27:07
I can't believe you asked that question. It was perfect.
01:27:09
Is literally the next a lot of questions in here.
01:27:11
And some good ones too.
01:27:12
Here's a popular one is all you talk about is the questions.
01:27:15
Or does he actually get the questions?
01:27:20
Oh my God, this is my unit now.
01:27:22
Well, one of the most popular questions that people want to know is
01:27:26
can you open your eyes boy can I oh do don't oh, why would I?
01:27:30
I mean, I should say my mind has no sight in one of her eyes that I never use.
01:27:34
So it's hard to do.
01:27:35
So what if the car like that for the life of her,
01:27:38
she will not put a patch over it. She knows why.
01:27:40
I mean, I could was actually.
01:27:42
She can't see it. What is she care?
01:27:44
I'll show you after the break.
01:27:46
Oh. Let's keep this.
01:27:49
What a tease.
01:27:53
Okay.
01:27:56
Sure.
01:27:57
Is that better?
01:27:59
He opened his eyes open.
01:28:01
No. Better.
01:28:04
And honestly, dude, if I didn't, like, imagine, like that's all.
01:28:08
Like, I got most of the time, to be honest.
01:28:10
Yeah. Half man.
01:28:12
You know, my girlfriend always thinks I'm asleep.
01:28:13
She's like, are you sleeping or watching this movie?
01:28:15
I'm like, no, I'm fucking wide awake.
01:28:16
She's like, why are your eyes shut?
01:28:17
It's like, well, for two reasons.
01:28:20
Yeah, he's very lucky because he's down there.
01:28:23
So that's number one.
01:28:25
When you stop number two, your eyes, you can
01:28:27
you can build up pressure because it doesn't work anymore.
01:28:30
So it doesn't do the right things and then eventually it'll pop.
01:28:32
So they have to take it out. It's
01:28:35
pop looks pop pop pop pop pop.
01:28:37
He has two eyeballs which are a little more natural looking when they're closed.
01:28:42
Like, did you murder?
01:28:43
Well, you guys were right.
01:28:46
I thought it was cool having him here.
01:28:49
Yeah, it was just. It was a where do you go?
01:28:51
He didn't even say bye. He didn't ask. Yeah, we want to.
01:28:54
We want to continue.
01:28:54
I have questions, we want to continue the argument.
01:28:57
I don't like the way he came in hot.
01:28:58
He's like, what are we arguing about? I'm like, we didn't even start the show.
01:29:00
What, you want to fucking argue, right? Yeah.
01:29:02
Yeah.
01:29:03
Is I mean, we can start fight, but it's here.
01:29:06
Does he steered us into a direction
01:29:09
he thought he was following the direction.
01:29:12
That wasn't. I wasn't going there.
01:29:14
I did talk about Egypt, so we went straight to Egypt.
01:29:17
So. Which is great. You know,
01:29:20
I think we've got
01:29:20
some unresolved issues there.
01:29:24
And he, he opened a a fresh wound.
01:29:28
It was good.
01:29:29
Yeah.
01:29:29
We go through all the did we go through all of Ryan's comments yet.
01:29:32
Yeah. Are you in Atlanta.
01:29:35
Yeah.
01:29:36
Yeah.
01:29:37
Did you already. Yes. That.
01:29:39
Are you in Voltron
01:29:41
now? He's in Tennessee. No.
01:29:46
Yeah I thought I asked I
01:29:48
yes, and Sullivan was a piece of shit that took advantage of Helen Keller.
01:29:51
No, I, I allegedly, I just made that up.
01:29:53
I'm kidding, I am.
01:29:55
So I did fly here, so I did mention job,
01:29:57
but I don't know if anybody paid attention.
01:30:00
I said I flew over Atlanta,
01:30:02
but not the Atlanta that is in Georgia.
01:30:05
Well, I was slightly hinting at,
01:30:07
but the other Atlanta that I kept mentioning, I flew over that Atlanta.
01:30:11
You went all the way down to Texas, didn't you?
01:30:14
That's why I have a tab open that says, no, I what I go what I was
01:30:17
I would a flight to Texas.
01:30:18
Well I guess sometimes you don't realize how far over west some of the
01:30:22
some of the hub. I don't know if I where the hubs are in shitty places.
01:30:24
You got. I flew to
01:30:27
there's direct flights to Texas.
01:30:28
I don't want to say where I flew, but I flew somewhere
01:30:30
that was south of Florida and we stopped.
01:30:32
And why would you not say where you flew?
01:30:33
Like as if they're going to look up
01:30:35
your record, your flight record again, I have it.
01:30:37
So let's just say you make a I have a privacy problem about include
01:30:42
did you go to Mexico?
01:30:44
Where in the world did Brady go. Yeah.
01:30:47
But yeah.
01:30:48
So you keep in mind we we flew south of Florida to, to that tropical area.
01:30:53
We left Detroit and we went to
01:30:55
we had a layover in Chicago
01:30:59
to kind of actually, we definitely did not fly over Atlanta
01:31:02
because we it's just yeah, it's just because there's more direct flights
01:31:06
going on in Chicago and in Detroit.
01:31:07
So it's just yeah, it's because we flew on a
01:31:09
that's what that's where their hub was.
01:31:11
We had to go to the hub first in Chicago.
01:31:12
Yeah. Yeah.
01:31:14
It also depends on time was a long time ago.
01:31:17
We also had to, like, help steer the plane.
01:31:19
We had to row the boat. It was a long time.
01:31:21
Yeah, to pedal the whole way.
01:31:25
Every passenger had to pedal.
01:31:30
No, no, just the the business class.
01:31:38
First class does not pedal.
01:31:41
Could you imagine depending on somebody that privilege.
01:31:43
And I've been in the chair every 15 minutes roughly anyway.
01:31:46
Yeah.
01:31:47
So we're gonna help narrow this down.
01:31:48
There are at least seven.
01:31:50
I don't like the dude, I fuck off.
01:31:51
I asked about Atlanta's and says they're at least seven.
01:31:54
Do don't don't be cryptic in riddles.
01:31:55
Just tell me, are there eight there?
01:31:57
At least seven.
01:32:00
1234567678934567.
01:32:06
Blazer. Hat. Transit.
01:32:08
So that has to be programed into AI to be more human to one.
01:32:12
If you ask it how many Atlantis there are,
01:32:14
it should never say there are at least seven.
01:32:16
There's there's a lot.
01:32:18
There's nine.
01:32:19
Did you just say Georgia? Atlanta, Texas?
01:32:21
Indiana, Illinois? Kansas?
01:32:22
Arkansas, California I don't yeah.
01:32:27
Gary, Indiana.
01:32:28
May we ask which one of those Atlanta's.
01:32:30
You flew over?
01:32:33
Yeah, it was the one that I kept driving by Indiana.
01:32:36
So it was the Indiana either in the end or Illinois.
01:32:40
Yeah, whatever.
01:32:41
It's all in the same direction.
01:32:42
Yeah. It.
01:32:42
Yeah, yeah, I went over it. I was at all.
01:32:45
I flew over. Right.
01:32:46
All right. This is great.
01:32:47
So he's west of Detroit.
01:32:49
He's west. West of he's yeah.
01:32:52
Hopefully west of Atlanta.
01:32:54
You didn't say how far you flew over Atlanta.
01:32:55
You could have dropped immediately.
01:32:57
Why would I drive to drive that far but then fly slightly further to
01:33:02
I don't know, speak for no.
01:33:06
Why would I flying in Mississippi and I don't know if I would fly over
01:33:09
Indiana and Illinois on my way to Mississippi.
01:33:13
Well, that's why, I guess Texas.
01:33:15
I'm leaving Detroit, Louisiana.
01:33:18
I think if I'm leaving Detroit.
01:33:19
No, if I'm leaving Detroit, think about how that string put a string from Detroit.
01:33:24
Oh, I go over.
01:33:25
Oh, yeah.
01:33:25
You're center of. Yeah.
01:33:27
Why would I go over there like the. Oh, I the Illinois border.
01:33:30
Because I know because the earth is flat I go, I go Ohio and then clip.
01:33:35
You know, I fly over, I clip Indiana,
01:33:39
I wouldn't touch Illinois, I wouldn't oh, Indiana.
01:33:42
Oh, Indiana then.
01:33:43
Oh, right. Yeah.
01:33:44
That would make a little more sense. You would. Oh.
01:33:47
Okay. So he's still going, right.
01:33:49
Oh, see, you're in, Denver.
01:33:54
I was near Denver, sort of,
01:33:58
you're you're not in Nevada because you'd be at a casino right now.
01:34:06
Is he in Vegas?
01:34:07
He back in Vegas? No, I am not in Vegas.
01:34:10
I've never been in Vegas. I've never been to Vegas.
01:34:13
You've never been to Vegas? Oh.
01:34:15
Oh, that's right.
01:34:16
Those are different casinos.
01:34:17
You get in a few different casinos, though.
01:34:19
For the show.
01:34:22
Atlantic City
01:34:24
was one of them. Atlantic City?
01:34:25
No, that's the other.
01:34:26
That's the complete opposite direction. Yes.
01:34:32
Lanta city, Atlantic City land.
01:34:35
New land. No. That's from To Catch a Predator.
01:34:37
The guy who.
01:34:38
Oh, Atlantic City.
01:34:39
Yeah, yeah, it's from To Catch a Predator.
01:34:41
The guy, the one guy he's, But this big mustache
01:34:45
and he's like, lay it like city because he's here.
01:34:46
That's hilarious.
01:34:48
He, He rolls in and he's like, he's got the six pack of beer.
01:34:51
And he's very adamant that the that the the underage kid put it in the fridge.
01:34:55
He mentioned it like 4 or 5 times like, oh he initially goes
01:34:58
oh here you, you put that you're going to want to put that in the fridge.
01:35:01
And then he says it like 3 or 4 times.
01:35:03
And then he tells the predator, he tells it or he's the predator.
01:35:08
He tells a little kid,
01:35:09
he goes, yeah, you know, I, I told, I told everyone
01:35:11
that I was going to see my brother in Atlantic City and then I came here and
01:35:16
and then when Chris Hansen shows up, he goes, no, no,
01:35:19
I was just going to see my brother in Atlantic City.
01:35:22
And it's like, do you not realize that, like, we just like
01:35:25
everyone just heard you say that they come up with their stuff?
01:35:28
Yeah. You came here
01:35:31
and then I stopped here.
01:35:32
No, I just stopping here just to say hi.
01:35:34
Yeah, that's one of my favorite ones. Is the Natick City guy.
01:35:37
I forget what his name is, but, yeah, we'll just call Lansing City.
01:35:41
But no, that's definitely not, my brother, my brother in law in Tick City.
01:35:46
Okay, so you're in Nebraska.
01:35:52
No, but it sounds similar.
01:35:54
And you were already pretty close.
01:35:56
Alaska,
01:35:59
Kansas.
01:36:00
Scott.
01:36:01
Nebraska's really close to Alaska.
01:36:04
Oh, cool sounding was something.
01:36:06
Oh, you didn't mean sounding. You meant.
01:36:08
So this is a this is a Hilton.
01:36:11
When I've been in this area, I haven't seen it in.
01:36:13
So the the beer, the drink was like city Utah.
01:36:17
The drink was no clue whatsoever.
01:36:20
It's not not.
01:36:21
It was a clue.
01:36:22
It was a mean before before
01:36:27
before.
01:36:27
We, just recently got Yuengling in Michigan.
01:36:32
You used to just have to drive across the border
01:36:36
to Ohio to get Yingling.
01:36:39
Yeah,
01:36:41
across the border of California.
01:36:45
I don't know.
01:36:48
I just didn't why you say across the border again.
01:36:50
So I was just hoping that California would stop you from doing that.
01:36:53
Well, I don't want to hear too much louder because there's a bunch of Mexicans.
01:36:58
Speaking of Mexicans, what is he in South Dakota?
01:37:02
I like how you guys suck it.
01:37:04
I'm not playing suck at this game, so I.
01:37:06
This is what I was just gonna, like.
01:37:08
Throw it out there out of left field in, like,
01:37:09
ten minutes in, there's going to be dead on.
01:37:11
And then you go, I'm going to yell at you guy and says, hi, welcome to Fladge
01:37:14
Rants Live.
01:37:15
Like, comment and subscribe.
01:37:16
We're here every Friday, 10 p.m. eastern. Yeah. To
01:37:20
well, let's make up the mundane here.
01:37:21
Speaking of speaking of Mexicans, this I thought this is hilarious.
01:37:25
Okay,
01:37:27
just this is ice race.
01:37:28
Yeah.
01:37:30
Hardworking Americans who build, you know, the ones
01:37:32
who do all your landscaping work on your cars, fix all your stuff.
01:37:36
They coming out here taking them all.
01:37:38
They're coming out here.
01:37:39
Just taking everybody at work.
01:37:40
Be careful.
01:37:41
Everybody don't go to work today.
01:37:43
Where you work. Child sex, crime stuff.
01:37:45
Oh you do, never mind.
01:37:47
He's a fucking weirdo.
01:37:48
Never mind.
01:37:49
You fucking Beto poop.
01:37:54
So wrong.
01:37:55
Try to do with stuff like this.
01:37:57
As we really try to get,
01:37:58
a lot of people
01:37:59
have a lot of victims out there, and they don't like to talk to us, right?
01:38:02
They feel embarrassed about things.
01:38:04
So just our goal is to say.
01:38:07
Absolutely.
01:38:08
Would you mind stop filming and yelling out loud at, this is a good guy.
01:38:11
We're trying to get him to admit that he raped children.
01:38:14
And you're kind of sucking things up here for that guy here.
01:38:17
Maybe this will help
01:38:19
them on you, man.
01:38:23
All because he was Mexican.
01:38:24
He thought he was being arrested by ice.
01:38:26
That's racist against me.
01:38:32
He assumed
01:38:33
he was guilty of a way lesser crime.
01:38:36
So that's what you can, right?
01:38:44
Yeah.
01:38:44
This is Mexico
01:38:47
versus I don't know 10 to 15 years in prison.
01:38:51
Right.
01:38:52
Where, where would you rather be Mexico or prison
01:38:57
I don't know where in Mexico is that you thought.
01:39:00
Give me a minute. Mexico.
01:39:01
Thank you. We're in Mexico because there's a lot of clues, right?
01:39:04
Yeah, exactly.
01:39:04
It's a lot of cool drugs. You don't wanna
01:39:07
Tijuana pronounce it right.
01:39:10
But you in Tijuana.
01:39:12
So I do have two games for the rumble section.
01:39:14
I enjoyed, Brady's.
01:39:15
Brady's last week.
01:39:16
We, he introduced the game, and I thought to continue it because I, I enjoyed it.
01:39:20
Yeah.
01:39:21
What's in your rectum?
01:39:23
Okay. That's a good game.
01:39:25
And then I have a, game that is also I don't know if it's going to continue.
01:39:29
I'd have to do some extra research, but, Who is that?
01:39:33
Who is that?
01:39:34
Yeah.
01:39:35
Because there's, Where are they now?
01:39:37
Is that, pretty much yeah.
01:39:39
Because there's some celebrities that just don't look like themselves these days.
01:39:42
And so, Oh, Cara, I've got three.
01:39:45
I've got three that, you may or may not recognize, so.
01:39:50
Okay, hopefully you can guess them.
01:39:51
So by the wayside.
01:39:55
Oh. And see that.
01:39:58
Oh, no, it's worth, well, we can talk about it then, so.
01:40:03
Okay. What else, what else we got here?
01:40:05
Yeah.
01:40:06
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not in Mexico as flag.
01:40:10
No, no, it rhymes with Nebraska.
01:40:13
No no no no. He said it's close to Nebraska.
01:40:16
I thought he meant sounds like Nebraska, but he just meant.
01:40:18
Oh, I didn't say close to Nebraska.
01:40:20
Who said close to Nebraska?
01:40:21
You did is you said it's time stamped.
01:40:27
Are we going to comment on your, chin?
01:40:29
No, he didn't say Nebraska. What?
01:40:32
I didn't kiss my chin.
01:40:33
No. No. Draw.
01:40:34
When the light hits your is that beard?
01:40:36
I don't know when the light hits.
01:40:38
Hopefully not just hopefully.
01:40:40
It's not a big pimples. No. Yeah, it's your beard.
01:40:42
It shines just right from here.
01:40:43
It looks like you got a little diamond stud. Like the kids are doing it.
01:40:46
Yeah, because I'm a fucking badass, bro. See it? You saw it there. Yeah.
01:40:49
Look down like that.
01:40:49
It looks perfect.
01:40:50
Badass wasn't the word I was thinking of.
01:40:54
Oh, no longer Lions fan.
01:40:56
Oh, now you're flattering.
01:40:58
It's been
01:41:00
nice. Hey,
01:41:03
go running it.
01:41:06
So you're in
01:41:09
or every
01:41:11
every hour
01:41:13
I strip down one garment,
01:41:16
Gary. Two.
01:41:17
He unbuttoned his lab coat.
01:41:19
Next thing, he's removing the lab coat.
01:41:23
What do you got to do right there?
01:41:24
What is that?
01:41:25
Red wings?
01:41:26
Finish him. Okay. It almost looked like baseball.
01:41:29
Like lettering, like old school baseball Jersey lettering.
01:41:32
Yeah.
01:41:32
So lions are play and the Tigers are done.
01:41:35
And the Pistons are looking good.
01:41:36
Actually, the Red wings are doing great.
01:41:39
Or the Red wings, like, five and one.
01:41:43
Either that or a different pair of numbers
01:41:47
six and 1 or 5 and two. Right.
01:41:50
It's like one of those.
01:41:51
Yeah, yeah.
01:41:52
Course.
01:41:54
Still one of those.
01:41:56
It's a series of numbers with a hyphen.
01:42:01
So honestly, I feel like, oh, all I is going to do is just weed out
01:42:05
the jobs that don't fucking matter, which is Hollywood.
01:42:09
We don't we don't need all that shit, okay?
01:42:11
You're never going to eliminate a live band.
01:42:14
That'll be there, Brady. It'll be okay
01:42:17
when it comes to like.
01:42:19
Well, and then there'll be be people that buy music. The.
01:42:22
They'll be people like music.
01:42:24
Do you go out with your woman?
01:42:25
When's the last place you sat down and had a little jazz quartet in the corner?
01:42:28
Do you? Nobody wants live music anywhere unless you go to that.
01:42:31
I know what you're talking about.
01:42:32
I was walking through, a couple of years ago.
01:42:34
We walked through, Motor City for a couple of years.
01:42:36
There was this fucking, also done.
01:42:39
I go to the sunset at the zoo every single year.
01:42:41
The Detroit Zoo.
01:42:43
You can find me there.
01:42:45
They have, they have a they have a live snow band play.
01:42:49
I want to try to find you there.
01:42:51
Every city. It's a great event.
01:42:52
It's 252 25 a ticket if you if you get before they up the price.
01:42:57
Spotify.
01:42:58
Honestly, it's nice. Ruined is it before I.
01:43:01
Okay.
01:43:01
If you like going to the zoo
01:43:03
and you're annoyed with all the people, go to sunset at the zoo.
01:43:07
And then you can just have the zoo.
01:43:09
At night or the evening hours during the, June.
01:43:13
And it's it's nice out.
01:43:15
You can get access to the zoo.
01:43:17
After hours, the animals are more active after hours.
01:43:22
There's no children.
01:43:24
There's all you can eat
01:43:25
or you can drink, and there's all kinds of vendors and shit.
01:43:28
And do you get 225 worth children?
01:43:31
I like to touch.
01:43:32
Not necessarily, but you do.
01:43:34
You definitely do.
01:43:36
Because honestly, two tickets to the zoo combined with
01:43:39
it depends on what you're eating.
01:43:40
Drink because you can you can get pretty hammered there.
01:43:43
Yeah.
01:43:43
And it's up to
01:43:45
it's an upscale element 20 year all year pass member of the Detroit Zoo.
01:43:50
For the record.
01:43:51
Really, really well because when you have kids
01:43:54
once you go twice and they charge at 20 bucks each.
01:43:56
Yeah, yeah, you might as well you might.
01:43:58
And you also get discounts for that. Yeah.
01:44:00
And you get cheap and first, first dibs on the Halloween stuff and all that.
01:44:05
But that being said, I hate I hate zoos.
01:44:07
Zoos are prisons for animals.
01:44:08
I know you're gonna be like, yeah, but what are you going to do?
01:44:10
I know if they're rescues, that's fine.
01:44:12
Speaking of rescues,
01:44:15
he was a rescue.
01:44:16
So, the pit bull, the pit bull that, I took on my girlfriend, I took on.
01:44:22
Right. Are you gonna,
01:44:24
ended up,
01:44:26
attacking hers on her?
01:44:28
I ended up attacking her.
01:44:29
7 pound heaven is.
01:44:32
And, the pit bull dam.
01:44:35
That was our friends.
01:44:37
Yeah, she's a sweetheart.
01:44:38
It's a great dog, but it's it's a pit bull.
01:44:42
And you do that, sweetheart.
01:44:44
And pit bull. Pit bull.
01:44:46
And it chomped on it.
01:44:48
We were both there.
01:44:49
And normally it pays zero attention to Sapphire, and,
01:44:54
it just went, And fucking grabbed it, and I and it was
01:44:58
Sapphire was dangling from its fucking mountain.
01:45:01
Only got her hand, but she had she lost two claws,
01:45:04
had to get stitches in it was like 800 fucking plus dollars.
01:45:08
And it was like terrible.
01:45:12
And so we had to contact
01:45:14
our friend who initially, you know, couldn't take care of the dog.
01:45:19
And we've been trying to find
01:45:22
an option.
01:45:23
Our vet that we took it to definitely did not like.
01:45:27
They were like, there's rehab.
01:45:29
And they're like, yeah, but after a certain amount of bites like,
01:45:31
you know, they kind of like put him down and she's like, oh, there's rehab.
01:45:35
I think they were subtly, you know, because she's a great dog,
01:45:39
but she just needs to be in a very specific environment.
01:45:43
Which would be single.
01:45:45
No dogs, preferably one person,
01:45:49
two people, this fine man, female or whatever.
01:45:52
She generally takes the men better than women.
01:45:54
But no, she was never negative towards women.
01:45:57
But yeah, definitely,
01:46:00
because the original owner was a dude.
01:46:01
So she had and I don't know,
01:46:06
bitches.
01:46:06
Truthfully, generally when we gave them back to the owner,
01:46:10
which is our buddy, he took it to their vet.
01:46:14
Their vet did what?
01:46:15
You know, they're kind of supposed to do, I guess, euthanized. So,
01:46:19
Livingston
01:46:20
County ended up contacting my girlfriend and asking questions and shit,
01:46:25
even though the shit didn't happen in Livingston County.
01:46:28
What do you mean, what they're supposed to do?
01:46:30
You mean they they.
01:46:31
Because it attacks.
01:46:32
Yeah. So they want to the in on Wednesday.
01:46:35
He's potentially going to take it to be put down and again
01:46:39
the dog could use a no other dog household.
01:46:43
And 1 or 2 people potentially know call in 15863.
01:46:48
Yeah that is the dog.
01:46:52
She's a sweetheart of a dog.
01:46:53
Like it's it's sad.
01:46:54
Like we love this fucking dog. But it just isn't.
01:46:57
It doesn't work in our household.
01:46:59
They're not my dogs.
01:47:00
If I had a bigger house and no other animals and I lived alone, I'd do it.
01:47:04
But we're trying to kind of.
01:47:05
We're trying to get her to love me.
01:47:08
Detroit Dog Rescue is where she came from.
01:47:10
She was initially a stray.
01:47:12
They got picked up when she was, I think like five months old.
01:47:14
This is my little boy.
01:47:16
What if my little buddy starts biting people?
01:47:19
Is he's getting put down in.
01:47:21
She didn't used to be that way.
01:47:22
She grew up in a in that.
01:47:24
So when when my buddy adopted this dog.
01:47:28
We're gonna do it the old fashioned way. Aren't you old? Yeah, we were both.
01:47:31
We were both like, why is this?
01:47:32
Why is this asshole adopting this dog?
01:47:37
Because he lives by homes.
01:47:38
He lived by himself.
01:47:39
And he went to work for, you know, eight plus hours a day,
01:47:43
including drive time and shit. You know what I mean?
01:47:46
And would leave it crated up and shit.
01:47:49
And so she she acts like she's much younger than she really is.
01:47:55
She's four almost five.
01:47:57
And,
01:48:00
then he got into a relationship.
01:48:02
Ended up marrying the bitch after a year.
01:48:04
She has three kids.
01:48:05
So then he brings three kids into this new house and all this shit
01:48:09
going on, and then he decides to get a cat and a fuck.
01:48:12
Another dog.
01:48:13
They got another dog less like six months ago.
01:48:16
And it's like,
01:48:17
you guys are just like, I don't know, we potentially don't like his, wife.
01:48:22
I don't know, I feel like it's a lot of his wife and he's going to do
01:48:26
what do you think?
01:48:26
And they must have been I don't even and I don't listen to women yelling.
01:48:29
We had the dog up.
01:48:31
We had the dog for a month.
01:48:32
And we were able to remedy several issues that the dog was having a digestive
01:48:35
issue, and also a scar that was on her paw from,
01:48:39
when they picked her up, she had like this big scar.
01:48:42
They had to be stitched up and she always lick it.
01:48:45
And due to medication that our vet recommended, she
01:48:49
it was healing way better than we've ever seen it before in a month.
01:48:53
And like, it's all it takes is, is like, if you have a dog,
01:48:56
you you're supposed to fucking take care of it.
01:48:57
We love our buddy, but he's a fucking asshole.
01:49:00
His wife is an asshole.
01:49:02
They should probably never own pets again.
01:49:04
This dog is a fucking sweetheart and it's going to fucking die on Wednesday,
01:49:07
so you know it.
01:49:08
It kind of sucks, but I will.
01:49:10
I will forever hold a scar on my fucking hand.
01:49:13
And that dog,
01:49:14
there's always kind of on us because we were trying
01:49:16
to introduce two dogs and we didn't really realize, like,
01:49:19
sometimes those dogs are so protective and so,
01:49:22
pack oriented that they want to be the dominant one, and they just.
01:49:26
Yeah, they want to rule the area, so they can't.
01:49:28
There can't be anything else around.
01:49:30
And it's like, I don't know why my dipshit friend got a fucking cat.
01:49:33
And then another fucking dog. And,
01:49:36
he pretty much killed this dog.
01:49:38
He rescued it just to have to kill it.
01:49:39
You know, if there's to be an animal bad decision registry.
01:49:43
Oh, yeah. Yeah,
01:49:46
I don't know.
01:49:46
We're thinking, like, I don't see why this dog isn't higher valued because.
01:49:49
Oh, with a little bit of training, she's already fully
01:49:51
vaccinated like a stray that they pick up off the street.
01:49:54
They're gonna have to go through all this horseshit.
01:49:56
She's already to a certain point.
01:49:58
She just needs a little bit of training, and she's a great
01:50:00
fucking dog or a specific household, and she's a great fucking dog.
01:50:04
I don't know.
01:50:05
But ever since she does freak me out a bit.
01:50:08
Yeah. I do have visions of her.
01:50:09
Just, like, snapping for no reason.
01:50:11
I just, you know. Yeah. And
01:50:14
it's fucking.
01:50:15
That's a weapon.
01:50:16
That's a fucking weapon, dog. I.
01:50:19
You keep showing this, footage, like,
01:50:21
what are you trying to, So I've worked on brother's job.
01:50:25
Yeah, but guess what? Guess what?
01:50:27
Guess what? They keep showing it on.
01:50:29
There's a remote. Hold on.
01:50:30
Wait for it.
01:50:31
There's. There's portable ones.
01:50:32
You wait for it.
01:50:33
Wait for it.
01:50:36
Wake forest, those look like.
01:50:38
Those look like shitty welds.
01:50:39
Those fucking down those verticals or whether they're probably down welds,
01:50:42
but they should probably be verticals if that's structural.
01:50:44
But as long as that gusset I guess stays put.
01:50:46
So okay, robotic arm is doing stuff right.
01:50:49
You know?
01:50:50
Yeah.
01:50:51
The robot has no idea if it's putting down a good.
01:50:52
Well, they're a bad weld.
01:50:54
Yeah, they can have a general sense based on the electrical current conductivity,
01:50:57
but it has no idea if it's hitting the joint. Yes,
01:51:01
I know, because there's.
01:51:03
Trust me, I work in industry.
01:51:05
I worked at Fanuc robotics.
01:51:06
We made welding robots.
01:51:07
There's so many sensors on that that you can get in options you can get.
01:51:10
It might not be on this one, but you can.
01:51:12
Yeah, but you can get optics. You can get measurement heat.
01:51:15
Yep yep.
01:51:16
And I've I've worked I've worked and I've I've I've had to weld pair.
01:51:22
Yeah.
01:51:22
You know never pair I mean yeah.
01:51:24
Repair I guess I'd have to analyze I'd have to look at I'd have to
01:51:27
weld areas that robotic arms could not reach,
01:51:32
that it could not understand, it could not get into areas.
01:51:34
And so there's always going to be a human special.
01:51:36
So it didn't get back to him.
01:51:37
But they keep showing this motherfucker
01:51:39
I don't know who he is or why he's sitting there,
01:51:40
but they keep showing this guy who seems to be in relation to this robot,
01:51:44
I don't know. They keep showing this man.
01:51:46
Yeah, they keep showing.
01:51:46
Yeah, yeah.
01:51:47
Him the guy or the other guy or the other guy.
01:51:50
Yeah, yeah.
01:51:51
So like there's multiple or there was a third. Yeah.
01:51:53
There was another guy.
01:51:54
There was a third guy, I swear.
01:51:55
Is that a silly hat or just a hard hat.
01:51:58
It's weird.
01:51:59
Oh, they have all these people working as off as if this robot is just,
01:52:02
you know, just goes on its own. And there's a little background.
01:52:05
This is all the structures for Madison Square Garden.
01:52:08
So I think they know what they're doing.
01:52:10
I'm just saying and I'm saying the people, that bitch,
01:52:13
the people that bitch that robots are taking jobs.
01:52:15
No, there's just it's just transferring jobs to another her.
01:52:18
You don't you don't have to get dirty anymore.
01:52:20
You don't have to be next to that weld spark.
01:52:24
You could potentially be controlling something that doesn't. Right.
01:52:26
But there's a company that owns these products called Cobots,
01:52:30
and there's several products that do, similar stuff, but they're very much like,
01:52:34
you just grab the arm and you just click a button,
01:52:36
and then you click a button and it bases it on you.
01:52:39
No electrical conductivity.
01:52:40
And it knows like, okay, start here and here.
01:52:43
Put a weld.
01:52:44
That shit's becoming more and more,
01:52:49
Did you want a dog to come in for dogs?
01:52:51
Yeah,
01:52:52
for people that are listening, Ryan said the human ears
01:52:55
that draw is showing some compassion and human's arousal.
01:52:58
I've never had I've never had a dog fucking circle k me, you know what I mean?
01:53:02
I got yeah, you have.
01:53:04
You just can't understand.
01:53:05
He's all like fucking this guy.
01:53:08
Fucking actually.
01:53:09
No way. Dog circles.
01:53:10
You work to do whatever you want.
01:53:13
You have to choose to treat you right there.
01:53:15
That's exactly what dogs are. Pet me, pet me.
01:53:17
Lobby freebie.
01:53:17
Well, what are you going to do?
01:53:18
What do we do?
01:53:21
Yeah, dogs are kind of loyal.
01:53:22
They're loyal to the point where they're stupid.
01:53:24
Yeah. Speaking of loyal.
01:53:26
Yeah. What are we going to rumble?
01:53:27
Looks like we have an official apology.
01:53:29
Speaking of loyalty, we're going to rumble.
01:53:31
Not actually in those words, but
01:53:34
he didn't come last year, I saw something,
01:53:36
I didn't come, I didn't come.
01:53:39
He says I didn't come last Saturday.
01:53:43
He came first Saturday.
01:53:45
Not only because come last Saturday he came for he didn't make.
01:53:48
Yeah, he says, I didn't come last Saturday because you didn't make me come.
01:53:52
But also he worked, you know,
01:53:54
and he couldn't find it in his heart to leave his puppies for a few hours.
01:53:59
Why don't you just bring the puppies there?
01:54:01
They wouldn't have got along.
01:54:02
Yeah, that would have been fine.
01:54:04
They would've been fine. Yeah.
01:54:04
So I just shut your excuse down.
01:54:06
You should have brought the puppies.
01:54:07
It was my 52nd birthday.
01:54:10
That's.
01:54:11
I will never have another 52nd birthday.
01:54:14
You're a child.
01:54:16
I'm a 52 year old child.
01:54:18
I started to think that you were doing, like, a wedding stuff.
01:54:21
I'm like, I am I supposed to send him a gift you wanted me to have? No.
01:54:24
I always say no gifts.
01:54:27
And then you still brought a gift.
01:54:28
But, that's what you said.
01:54:31
You wanted me to have a live band.
01:54:32
I had a shirtless Joe.
01:54:35
That's not a live band.
01:54:36
That's that's a that's like a he played.
01:54:40
Wait, what's the sort? Deejay.
01:54:41
That's the letters I'm looking for. I knew there were.
01:54:42
Did you convince him to rejoin watching the show yet?
01:54:45
Or you had Vincent. He's watching right now.
01:54:49
You had to go between was around Earth.
01:54:51
Our four listeners, Gary Brady, Ryan and shirtless Joe.
01:54:56
Yeah.
01:54:56
If anyone knows anyone that loves pit bulls has a household
01:55:00
that can house a single dog, that you're not going to get any other animals
01:55:04
and you're a single individual or a couple with no children.
01:55:07
We don't plan on getting children not have an animal.
01:55:11
You have.
01:55:11
There is a four year old sweetheart of a pitbull
01:55:16
that just has a tiny bit of food aggression,
01:55:18
because the dipshit that we fucking got, our dipshit friend,
01:55:21
kept feeding her the same amount of food from when she was a puppy.
01:55:24
Just a bit of food aggression because she fucking got our dipshit.
01:55:29
Look at what's going on.
01:55:32
Keep going.
01:55:32
What's happening? It's going to keep going.
01:55:34
If I just leave it first, I don't know what's happening.
01:55:36
Oh, it's like me yesterday or yesterday.
01:55:38
Yeah, yeah. What is my fucking screen?
01:55:40
Keep changing, I keep I feel like I'm stealing the screen in the background.
01:55:44
Keeps moving and it keeps going. I like, do it. Yeah.
01:55:46
Like last week when you were checking yourself out,
01:55:48
checking yourself out, checking yourself out, checking yourself out.
01:55:51
Checking yourself out.
01:55:52
Checking yourself okay,
01:55:55
where in the world is your or let's go to rumble
01:55:57
because okay, if you like Nebraska, are you an average?
01:56:03
You've already guessed the state.
01:56:06
000 Utah.
01:56:10
No, but I wasn't Utah at one point.
01:56:13
Oh, so you've never guessed Utah before that before that moment?
01:56:17
Oh, okay.
01:56:19
So where you guessed already Utah.
01:56:22
Sweet.
01:56:23
Oh, you've never guessed that before.
01:56:25
Yes, I did, I was in Utah for a moment,
01:56:28
so if I was in Utah for a moment, what what?
01:56:31
I was actually in Utah for a moment.
01:56:33
I wouldn't fly over Utah.
01:56:36
Oh. You're in Utah.
01:56:37
So there was a layover involved.
01:56:39
So I know you're from Bordeaux.
01:56:42
From Utah?
01:56:43
Yeah, I went from Utah to Colorado, even though Denver is the other
01:56:47
layover airport from your from the east to the far Nevada.
01:56:51
That could that could be correct.
01:56:54
There we go. Yeah, but where?
01:56:57
I don't know.
01:56:59
Where
01:57:01
I just last I bought more.
01:57:04
I literally asked where is where is draw
01:57:07
welding border in California and it said Reno.
01:57:12
Reno really sucks up isn't it?
01:57:15
Yeah.
01:57:15
I mean, if it goes off of our previous shows, is it pulling our previous shows?
01:57:20
Probably. Yeah. I fed them.
01:57:23
You. Are you in Reno?
01:57:24
Did I win again? Correct, correct.
01:57:27
Play the thing. I got something else going.
01:57:29
Well, give me a minute.
01:57:31
Oh, then I'll do it. It's over here.
01:57:32
I just got to scroll. Draw.
01:57:35
Do you freak out the club?
01:57:37
Because they did.
01:57:38
I never know if it's banners or media said you rage when the answer is that.
01:57:43
Because what is banners and what is a media asset?
01:57:45
They both makes no sense in the world.
01:57:48
Is your drew yo general
01:57:52
draw girl.
01:57:53
Funny you say that because I don't even know what.
01:57:56
What are you talking about, banner? Where's mindset?
01:57:58
I got to the right, I got comments, I got banners, media assets, style notes.
01:58:02
All right. Yeah.
01:58:03
No shit.
01:58:04
It's media assets they keep.
01:58:05
For the record, it was Reno, Nevada, right?
01:58:09
What is presets?
01:58:10
What is this shit?
01:58:11
If I click on this, is this fucked things up.
01:58:13
Yeah. I don't do that style. Okay.
01:58:16
Don't click on style.
01:58:17
Okay. This.
01:58:18
I thought it was just for me. Maybe.
01:58:20
I know this might change. What the. Look.
01:58:21
No no no no no.
01:58:23
Okay. Don't do that.
01:58:25
Who's this midget girl? Who are these? Fagots to the right.
01:58:27
We were talking about, I briefly.
01:58:29
Oh, the one thing I'd want every American to know is about this new
01:58:32
AI that predicts lottery numbers without relying on luck.
01:58:36
This might sound ridiculous. This isn't the right one.
01:58:38
Never mind.
01:58:39
That's some stupid.
01:58:41
Yeah.
01:58:42
So go back to your year. Go.
01:58:44
Wait, wait. Nope nope nope nope.
01:58:45
It was Reno, right? I'm just saying really quick.
01:58:47
Yeah, yeah, but it is, it is.
01:58:49
It is currently 908 here.
01:58:52
Oh same here.
01:58:53
So if this is so nice this is I know right. This
01:58:58
so this is typically when I'm on the West coast.
01:58:59
This is typically the later nights.
01:59:03
Oh yeah.
01:59:04
This is going to be a late one.
01:59:05
Everything just to say I should have got more beers.
01:59:08
Fuck I did I mean through we
01:59:12
here we go.
01:59:13
This is what I got. All right I got it now.
01:59:15
What do you got?
01:59:17
I got it, woman.
01:59:18
She asked AI to pick her lottery numbers and she hit the jackpot.
01:59:22
It works to be one $100,000.
01:59:26
In last month's Powerball jackpot, she won $75,000.
01:59:31
Her numbers matched four white balls, 42 to her prize.
01:59:36
Thanks to right. RV says she will use her.
01:59:40
That's a pretty negative way of living, right?
01:59:41
Yeah. I'll take it over here. Yeah.
01:59:43
All right, so here's the thing, though.
01:59:45
She didn't go like there's I whispers, I consider myself almost one.
01:59:49
You know some people some people know how to talk.
01:59:53
I what's like the dog with you ask it a fucking question.
01:59:57
No, no. That's it.
01:59:58
She didn't say give me the winning lottery numbers.
02:00:00
She started like you should.
02:00:01
So you got to like nuance based on X.
02:00:04
But she was like, how many? What are the odds of this?
02:00:07
You know, I don't know how she did it exactly.
02:00:08
I don't think she's even going to reveal.
02:00:10
But she didn't just say they already have that though.
02:00:12
They tell you what, that number is cold numbers.
02:00:14
And so I mean, again, like, do you bet on hot numbers?
02:00:17
You bet on cold numbers.
02:00:18
Hot numbers
02:00:19
means like, oh, it's been coming up a lot, but once it's been coming up a lot,
02:00:23
at some point it's not going to come up a lot.
02:00:25
So do you bet on hot numbers of the cold numbers?
02:00:27
It's all that. It's all I fucking did neither.
02:00:30
Neither.
02:00:31
Oh wait, what?
02:00:33
It's a neither do we the Queen.
02:00:36
Wait, what?
02:00:38
A lot
02:00:40
I go back I go into the gene pool.
02:00:44
You might not do.
02:00:49
Well, and I bet
02:00:51
all this week or we picked all the NFL games.
02:00:55
I picked all it, and that'll never happen again.
02:00:57
Because we murdered him.
02:00:58
I, I took I took ten, strong favorites.
02:01:04
And then the the other one seemed like a coin flip to me.
02:01:07
So I had my wife pick them.
02:01:08
By what, mascot she liked the best.
02:01:12
And, another a woman.
02:01:15
She participated in the pool.
02:01:17
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:01:18
Another woman in the pool went by colors.
02:01:22
Like the colors.
02:01:23
The team colors she liked the best.
02:01:25
Another woman used I.
02:01:28
And guess who won the I.
02:01:31
None of us. Some other dude.
02:01:34
That's a trick. I.
02:01:36
Yeah.
02:01:37
Not me.
02:01:39
I, the blind monkey method would have been better than my picks.
02:01:43
The I was wronger than I was the wrong color.
02:01:48
Oh, longer than I.
02:01:50
That's a very.
02:01:53
You're incoherent.
02:01:56
And a dude that watches football and knows how games go.
02:02:01
So now, I've got a feeling it was his gut feeling that one.
02:02:06
The the poop that's got
02:02:10
no response.
02:02:11
I, I know, I just I just wanted to get you started.
02:02:14
It's something great.
02:02:15
It's something greater than tangible proof and evidence is what my point was.
02:02:21
No. Just fate.
02:02:22
Dumb luck. No.
02:02:25
What is it?
02:02:25
What would have been the girl with the colors?
02:02:28
Well, then, divined something.
02:02:30
Some kind of divine.
02:02:32
Why divine?
02:02:34
What's the word you would use?
02:02:35
That's what I'm asking you.
02:02:36
I filled in divine after God.
02:02:37
I'm trying to get away from God, but still fill in something that's greater.
02:02:40
I give you providence. Was it random? Okay,
02:02:44
it wasn't random.
02:02:45
Otherwise that was random. Never.
02:02:47
It was at random.
02:02:50
Who knows?
02:02:50
Football had a good feeling there were influence.
02:02:54
Yeah, it can't be random. So there's been.
02:02:56
There's been psychics.
02:02:58
What are you eating?
02:02:59
But can't say.
02:03:00
There's been psychics that have been working that have missed.
02:03:02
We missed Flagstaff.
02:03:03
We missed Flagstaff as a guest, didn't we?
02:03:06
Thank you.
02:03:06
Oh, yeah.
02:03:06
Well, did you guys, there's been a psych
02:03:10
department.
02:03:11
Pieces of a cop, pieces of, It's.
02:03:14
No, it's not a comment.
02:03:14
It's a shower leftover from Haley's comets tail.
02:03:18
What? It's what?
02:03:19
It's half the distance from the Earth to the moon.
02:03:24
Can we see it now?
02:03:25
It's like half the distance.
02:03:27
Half? Just half the distance to the goal.
02:03:29
Yep. That's the rule.
02:03:32
Here are the goalposts.
02:03:33
The comment moved before the whistle.
02:03:36
Therefore he has to move half down. Where?
02:03:38
Why is it. Yeah.
02:03:39
Let's go tell us if the ball's on the five yard line
02:03:41
and they get up the defense gets a penalty.
02:03:44
After this move it moves 2.5 yards half the distance.
02:03:48
But then if the offense gets an immediately following penalty
02:03:51
it goes back five yards.
02:03:52
That's not fair.
02:03:54
Or 15 or 15.
02:03:56
It should go back 2.5 first.
02:03:57
Equal that bullshit and then back to the regular yardage.
02:04:01
That's Peyton Manning, not me.
02:04:03
He thinks that they should do that.
02:04:04
That's a guy.
02:04:06
And man, Peyton Manning doesn't exist.
02:04:09
We don't have Peyton Manning on the show.
02:04:11
Allen Iverson
02:04:14
you talking about I podcast the answer.
02:04:20
How are you reading?
02:04:22
You're not supposed to be yet.
02:04:24
That's rude.
02:04:25
Is this the Brady and Show?
02:04:27
Gary's book is the catering truck lady that comes every morning at break.
02:04:32
It's true.
02:04:34
She wears many hats.
02:04:38
This week, that's two.
02:04:40
I like the way she people. It could be.
02:04:42
What are we doing?
02:04:43
Balls to spheres.
02:04:45
What are we going to rumble?
02:04:47
I don't know. Rumbling.
02:04:48
Okay, here's the thing.
02:04:50
Can we have one of these first?
02:04:52
Yeah.
02:04:59
Ask large.
02:05:01
I don't have one.
02:05:02
I just hit the button.
02:05:04
Beer fladge.
02:05:06
I realize if you if if you could rewrite history,
02:05:09
how would you rewrite history?
02:05:11
I'm a friggin scribe.
02:05:14
I would rewrite it.
02:05:15
You haven't.
02:05:15
You have an opportunity to correct one event.
02:05:19
What would you. What would you.
02:05:20
You know, like I don't say you'd kill baby Hitler.
02:05:24
Can we say no? I would correct the.
02:05:26
I would correct the King kings, rallies
02:05:30
and and and make them, make them this way.
02:05:36
Wrong.
02:05:37
Moving on.
02:05:41
The president uses social media to make a point.
02:05:43
So for the record, he didn't make that. He retweeted it.
02:05:46
He doesn't know how to use social media for that.
02:05:48
He he is, he he is using,
02:05:51
satire to make a point.
02:05:55
I don't like it.
02:05:56
I like Trump's cute comedy.
02:05:57
I didn't like this one.
02:05:58
I like the auto pen signature on the one you didn't like.
02:06:01
I didn't like this.
02:06:02
Just retweeted my I don't know, I just, people.
02:06:06
She's getting our test.
02:06:08
I don't think we should in protesting.
02:06:10
It's a stupid protest.
02:06:11
Don't get me wrong.
02:06:12
We should pull those people. Should we? People?
02:06:14
Hold on.
02:06:15
Repeat what you just said.
02:06:16
People should be allowed to protest.
02:06:18
I don't remember what I said.
02:06:20
People should be allowed to protest.
02:06:23
Yeah, yeah. Okay,
02:06:25
okay.
02:06:25
So why is what he's.
02:06:27
Why is what he did wrong?
02:06:30
It's okay for me.
02:06:32
People should be allowed to protest.
02:06:34
It is for people who can't hurt.
02:06:36
People should be allowed to protest.
02:06:38
Why is what he did wrong?
02:06:40
I didn't say it was wrong.
02:06:41
People should be allowed to protest at the use of meat. You.
02:06:46
So there's a.
02:06:46
Okay, so you're protesting my comment, my statements.
02:06:50
But if we just did that all the time, we wouldn't get anything done.
02:06:55
Okay.
02:06:55
Well, I would say he just he just he just this is really good.
02:06:58
Oh my God.
02:06:59
He just posted a he's just shitting on the no Kings.
02:07:04
He I liked it when he just showed himself to the king list.
02:07:07
It's definitely a joke. It's just a dumb joke.
02:07:09
It's it the president.
02:07:10
It's kind of funny. No, but he's.
02:07:13
If he's. If you are a king indeed.
02:07:15
Even in parody, you shouldn't be a king shitting on your people.
02:07:20
I just I don't like it.
02:07:22
I can, can I?
02:07:23
Well, he's again he's he's not like he can't.
02:07:26
He is out of the office in, in a couple of years
02:07:29
and he'll never come back again.
02:07:31
And that's what I don't understand.
02:07:32
People's like oh my God, the king's. Yeah.
02:07:34
He's he's elected for a very it's a stupid protest.
02:07:38
Never come back again.
02:07:40
No I know they think he's going to.
02:07:42
It's like when Obama was elected the second time, it's like,
02:07:45
oh my God, more of this bland horseshit that gets nowhere.
02:07:49
But guess what?
02:07:50
After this, it'll never happen again.
02:07:53
Listen, we we people on this side or whatever, you.
02:07:56
Not me so much because I'm on neither side.
02:07:58
We I'm on neither side either.
02:07:59
I haven't I've never voted in my life I don't the no King's protest makes no sense.
02:08:06
They have no it does.
02:08:08
History, but it doesn't make sense.
02:08:09
76 1776 we we literally separated ourself and got rid of kings.
02:08:16
And if you tell them that, they'll say no, no we didn't.
02:08:20
That's just not true.
02:08:22
We can call him a fascist. We can call him Hitler.
02:08:24
We there are still kings that exist if you don't hear.
02:08:27
But here,
02:08:29
Trudeaus, I can see two things.
02:08:32
Two things. He's not a king, Prime Minister.
02:08:34
He's not even.
02:08:34
He's not even the Prime Minister anymore.
02:08:39
Anyway,
02:08:41
if you want like no kings and go after Kim Jong un, go after Putin after.
02:08:44
We don't. I don't want to.
02:08:45
I don't want to back up and move the goalpost and say it's I.
02:08:48
I agree, it's a dumb protest.
02:08:50
It's a good meme. Even to that. Somebody should have put it out there.
02:08:52
I just don't think he should have retweeted it.
02:08:55
I know the white House didn't retweeted it all.
02:08:56
They they might they will.
02:08:59
Do you think that I believe I believe it came from their account.
02:09:02
Hold on. Let me go back to that. If I can find.
02:09:03
Do you think the president of the United States should have any standard?
02:09:08
I know that's what makes him likable.
02:09:09
I like that he's off the cuff and has no filter.
02:09:12
That's what I mean.
02:09:14
Do you thought it was from Donald J. Trump?
02:09:17
Do you?
02:09:18
The is what the American people voted.
02:09:22
So what do you consider the standard?
02:09:26
The standard is not what the American people voted the that is no.
02:09:29
What the majority vote for is what the standard is.
02:09:34
So what do you what do you. Nope nope nope.
02:09:37
If we all of the American public wanted people that that ate their own shit
02:09:41
and we voted for someone that was eat your own shit, isn't that the standard?
02:09:47
No. Do you think that the
02:09:49
president of the United States has a higher office?
02:09:52
That's a great platform.
02:09:55
I can stand behind that slogan.
02:09:56
Yeah, I'm proud of read.
02:09:59
Oh, my God, that's.
02:10:01
I'm running. It wasn't a very good slogan.
02:10:05
It wasn't good I either.
02:10:06
So the plans for President,
02:10:09
that's your main problem now you're good.
02:10:12
You should have a good enough argument.
02:10:14
It's, you know, the quality.
02:10:16
It's a great argument.
02:10:17
The president of the United States has a higher office.
02:10:19
It's literally called the higher office by.
02:10:23
Because it's much higher.
02:10:25
He was in that plane using that plane dumb
02:10:27
and shit on people, because it is supposed to be held to a higher standard.
02:10:31
Am I the only one here that thinks that.
02:10:34
Yeah,
02:10:35
that's a shame.
02:10:37
What's a higher standard these days?
02:10:38
Because that is what everyone is doing on the internet.
02:10:41
Everyone, even the higher people.
02:10:43
Exactly. That is the standard of the internet.
02:10:46
He should be above that, not above it.
02:10:48
In a plane shitting on his subjects, I the joke is in the parodies, hilarious.
02:10:53
I just don't like the shit part of it.
02:10:55
He had me until the shit part.
02:10:58
Haha.
02:11:00
Yeah, that's that's the point.
02:11:01
He doesn't need to have you ever again.
02:11:03
He he's not allowed to ever write so he.
02:11:05
It's fun. It's going to be. This is the tamest.
02:11:07
He's been this is actually the Tamest.
02:11:09
He's been so no no fun again.
02:11:11
He's not even allowed to serve a third term.
02:11:13
And he'll try it.
02:11:14
And when he's crazy like that, he'll do it just to fuck with people and people
02:11:21
he doesn't even eligible.
02:11:23
I'm voting for Camacho. That.
02:11:25
And then with,
02:11:27
Franklin Delano Roosevelt,
02:11:30
he didn't even make the Mount Rushmore of Mount Rushmore as I always say.
02:11:34
Is that word draw is Rio de Janeiro,
02:11:38
Brazil.
02:11:41
See, Ryan is civilized.
02:11:42
He thinks that there's standard, there's a higher standard, and he shouldn't be.
02:11:47
He's Trump.
02:11:47
I totally get it. That's what makes him Trump.
02:11:49
And that is what it makes him likable to me about.
02:11:52
I like this shit.
02:11:53
There should be a higher standard.
02:11:56
You know who broke these standards?
02:11:58
People say George Bush broke them.
02:11:59
People say fucking Obama broke them.
02:12:01
People say Hillary Clinton broke them.
02:12:04
People say Bill Clinton broke them.
02:12:05
People say, I know where this in Donald Trump.
02:12:08
Washington people say Joe Biden broke them.
02:12:12
So what do you what I rather have somebody who makes a fucking
02:12:15
who tosses a meme out there rather than, gives their son, all kinds of power
02:12:21
and allows, oh, wait, wait, I might as a white alternative or I'm not.
02:12:25
I'm just because I'm saying that I'm not.
02:12:27
I'm not against Trump. I'm not for Trump.
02:12:30
I'm just against him retweeting, shitting on his subjects.
02:12:35
Oops. I hit that button again.
02:12:37
That's all right.
02:12:37
I see. So in your own vein.
02:12:40
Oh I haven't, I guess I haven't I guess it's don't
02:12:42
I have a right to protest that you don't have a right to protest a video?
02:12:46
I don't like it.
02:12:47
I guess it's
02:12:47
the devil you know, versus the devil you don't know if you like Donald Trump.
02:12:51
Careful. If you think you know Obama
02:12:54
versus
02:12:56
versus I'm saying versus Obama versus Biden.
02:12:58
He up you follows versus Hillary.
02:13:01
Actually, I feel like he's the devil I know versus the devil.
02:13:04
I don't against all those people.
02:13:06
Did you hear about that school that up the Supreme Court upheld
02:13:10
the guy were, let's go, Brandon shirt in the school.
02:13:13
I don't know if they they punished him somehow.
02:13:15
I don't know how it went all the way to the court.
02:13:18
And the Supreme Court upheld it.
02:13:19
They said it was obscene because of the underlying meaning,
02:13:23
the innuendo of being, you know,
02:13:26
fuck Joe Biden, which to me, that's a crazy slippery slope to go by.
02:13:31
Like the interpretation, what I put on my shirt is what I put on my shirt.
02:13:35
The way you interpret it is you, not me.
02:13:38
There are brands and slogans.
02:13:40
I do kind of get.
02:13:42
Yeah, you know who should be outraged?
02:13:43
Is that NASCAR race or the brand?
02:13:45
And he's like, wait a minute, what about if my son goes to that school?
02:13:49
He can't even fucking celebrate
02:13:50
my own driving because of some dumb president, that poor, poor reporter.
02:13:54
Brandon, I saw the whole thing, and she had no idea he
02:14:00
listen to them.
02:14:01
Listen to them very same people don't love Brandon.
02:14:06
Do. That was bizarre.
02:14:07
I thought it was fake, but it definitely was.
02:14:09
It could have been I, you know.
02:14:10
No, it was a little too early on for that.
02:14:13
I didn't, you know, I don't think it was I.
02:14:15
I thought she was somehow the stealth bomber.
02:14:17
Wasn't the stealth bomber until it was the stealth bomber, bro.
02:14:20
It was alien technology. Prior to.
02:14:22
Technically, I never met you.
02:14:24
You could say it's microwaves, because just because you didn't know
02:14:27
it existed at the time doesn't mean it exists.
02:14:29
I imagine the I capacity to government.
02:14:31
Good point.
02:14:32
Just because you see something with your eyes doesn't mean it exists.
02:14:35
Did you see, Baker Mayfield shitting on people?
02:14:40
Did you watch the show today?
02:14:41
There was a field goal kick that bounced off the post
02:14:43
and clearly went through the other way because of Baker Mayfield view.
02:14:47
He was jumping up and down and losing his mind.
02:14:49
He was he wanted he wanted to talk to the ref because he swore.
02:14:53
And I looked at Kate I was like, my wife's name is Kate.
02:14:55
I know if I've ever said Mrs. Brady. Sorry.
02:14:57
No, you definitely have never done that. That was very
02:15:00
like who?
02:15:01
Mrs. Brady was there watching the show with me and
02:15:03
and I was like, listen, you can't even believe your own eyes.
02:15:05
Look at how fucking positive Baker Mayfield is right now.
02:15:08
I actually know I actually thought you said
02:15:11
the real name of the kid.
02:15:15
Yeah, it would have been better if I just would have shut up and moved.
02:15:17
Ryan had it on his fucking.
02:15:18
He had it on this goddamn
02:15:22
he did.
02:15:23
It was Kate.
02:15:23
I'm not sure that is what I said.
02:15:26
It was Kate. Yeah.
02:15:28
Hey. Terrible name.
02:15:29
What a fucking hate name. Kate.
02:15:32
Who names are kid Kate if they're not a black basketball player?
02:15:35
I miss the kid.
02:15:36
I asking for another segment this week that's like.
02:15:41
Or Gary.
02:15:44
No response. Gary
02:15:46
or all the friggin whatever I we I haven't you ever need to get a response.
02:15:52
The show's been so busy I have do anything I apologize, but I had that
02:15:56
no time to play any clips body mind dualism.
02:15:59
So we'll just skip the clips.
02:16:01
We'll skip Sabina, we'll go right to fucking rumble.
02:16:03
Yeah, yeah.
02:16:04
What we are going to do right now
02:16:05
though, is if you are the 1 or 2 viewers, one viewer on YouTube,
02:16:08
we're going to head over to Rumble, which is here at this address right here.
02:16:13
We're already here. We are here.
02:16:14
Rumble free on Rumble flash drive.
02:16:16
This rumble exclusive right on Rumble.
02:16:18
We're going to move just to rumble, because then we can say things like.
02:16:25
And things like.
02:16:28
And things after that.
02:16:31
Sex with the two orgies
02:16:32
and the violent woman.
02:16:37
What what?
02:16:40
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of jabber speech,
02:16:42
folks, listen up before we dive deeper into the circus of this,
02:16:46
here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of white humor.
02:16:48
Look, we're here for the time.
02:16:49
Not a year for correct time.
02:16:50
Oh, right.
02:16:51
In this crazy world where snowflakes
02:16:53
trying to spend some day code.
02:16:55
So there's other.
02:16:56
All right, let's get this all together.
02:16:58
You forgot. Totally.
02:16:59
Random memo is particularly fun.
02:17:01
Verse two for great
02:17:03
existence.
02:17:03
And to.
02:17:06
Everyone great Britain go to defenders.
02:17:08
All right.
02:17:08
We are going be about your race, religion or whether you prefer cats or dogs.
02:17:11
We're here to roast everyone from politicians
02:17:13
to defer to our own sorry selves. No, Jay would say not even Grandma Duffy.
02:17:16
Article three. Screw political jabber.
02:17:17
Listen, we ain't dead. Hold your hand or jabber anything.
02:17:19
So if our jabber venue,
02:17:21
we're not responsible for any robot feathers or jibber feelings.
02:17:23
But, hey, if you can take the heat,
02:17:24
we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs and maybe a couple other article.
02:17:27
I give a fake news alert
02:17:28
the tales, rumors, and downright lies with your fiance.
02:17:30
Give her a $3 bill.
02:17:32
Any resemblance to real life events are people,
02:17:33
whether alive or pushing up daisies is purely gibberish
02:17:36
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
02:17:38
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber, there's article de jabber.
02:17:41
Cause why not parody and jabber our bread and butter?
02:17:44
Folks, any likeness to actual people or characters is just us having a laugh,
02:17:47
not a reason for a jabber.
02:17:48
We might not be the smartest kid on the job,
02:17:50
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:17:52
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your ideas in a row,
02:17:55
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
02:17:56
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some jabber, joy, and you're
02:18:00
mocking me, aren't you? Too short to be serious all the freakin time?
02:18:03
So shut the fuck up and get ready for a wild ride
02:18:05
through the absurdity of our human language rants. Live.
02:18:11
Fuck is out. The.
02:18:25
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:18:26
let's get ready to.
02:18:33
Rumble!
02:18:34
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:18:36
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:18:38
Well, let me tell you something.
02:18:40
You're gonna do what?
02:18:43
Do you see that video?
02:18:44
Oh, bananas.
02:18:45
You've been so unashamedly proud of being a racist today.
02:18:48
Proud of using the N-word.
02:18:50
Whenever you feel like it, you find a bit of time to think about this.
02:18:53
Is that how you want people to leave this panel debate?
02:18:55
We're thinking of you as a disgusting racist.
02:18:58
I care what people think about me, as long as you never will think about you.
02:19:02
You have no power and you lose your country.
02:19:03
What I care about is freedom of speech.
02:19:05
And if you're not allowed to say the most offensive things
02:19:07
in this country, you do not have freedom of speech.
02:19:09
I don't care what anybody says.
02:19:10
And I don't want to live in a country where you can say an inappropriate,
02:19:13
rude thing, which, by the way, black people can say things
02:19:15
to white people all the time and they never get canceled.
02:19:18
There's no backlash about this.
02:19:19
I want to live in a country where people are allowed to say
02:19:21
what they want, unashamedly.
02:19:23
And you can you go in and say, say the N-word, go on.
02:19:26
But nigger, I don't invite no, no, no, no, I'm sorry.
02:19:29
I thought he was talking about this woman.
02:19:30
So that gets arrested on the channel five universal point here.
02:19:34
So if she says it, I'm the victim of it.
02:19:36
So please don't invite her berate.
02:19:38
Wow, dude, look at him, trigger.
02:19:40
He's got a back.
02:19:41
Who said that I don't invite no no no no.
02:19:45
And first of all, hold on a second.
02:19:46
So I can see right there that Myron, he's the guy in the middle.
02:19:49
He's going to say I'm the only one here.
02:19:51
He's from Sudan, he's from Sudan.
02:19:54
I'm here in the middle.
02:19:55
Sudan literally, literally means like the dark or something.
02:19:59
I mean, he's he's definitely black as well.
02:20:01
I don't invite no, no, no, no, I don't want you to invite this woman
02:20:04
to say a racially harmful term for me because I'm the only girl on here.
02:20:08
So if she says it, I'm the am I racist yet?
02:20:12
What does he remind you of right now?
02:20:14
Victim of it.
02:20:15
So please don't get hurt for writing to me.
02:20:17
That's for sure.
02:20:18
Basically, what is going to be bad for you?
02:20:21
And what do you see that video?
02:20:22
Oh, but a monkey.
02:20:25
Wow, I didn't say that.
02:20:27
That's what you just said ensued.
02:20:29
He said the happy birthday from last week.
02:20:31
You look like a monkey.
02:20:33
That's not what I meant at all.
02:20:35
I was just thinking, maybe I just smell like one. Two.
02:20:38
I don't know.
02:20:39
When he started yelling, tell me that he did not look at,
02:20:42
you know, that's a hate speech.
02:20:46
Right?
02:20:46
Or that's all I hear.
02:20:50
She says, and I'm the victim of it.
02:20:52
So if she says it, I'm the victim of it.
02:21:02
That's like saying that Gary's the victim of his dog right
02:21:05
now, and he's clearly, if he doesn't want to
02:21:07
be licked by his dog, he can just stop the dog from licking or not.
02:21:10
Listen, have you ever heard a word?
02:21:14
And is it a woman?
02:21:15
I mean, I guess I've been hurt by words, but not the same.
02:21:19
Gary, what's your, What's the what's the main crux of your ethnic background?
02:21:24
German.
02:21:26
Yeah, yeah.
02:21:27
Of all the German.
02:21:29
Let me.
02:21:30
Unless you're going somewhere with the German thing.
02:21:31
Let me rephrase the.
02:21:32
I don't know what's the German slur.
02:21:34
Yeah.
02:21:34
Is there any syllables or sounds?
02:21:36
Is there any syllables are out.
02:21:38
Did I hurt you?
02:21:39
Are you the victim? Oh, no.
02:21:42
Well, let's just go. Let's cut to the chase.
02:21:44
Are there any syllables or sounds that could trigger you like that?
02:21:50
No, no. Wait.
02:21:51
You know what?
02:21:52
I take that back.
02:21:53
There is one thing when somebody says all these are Fords instead of all the Ford.
02:21:58
Yeah, I might go off. What are you saying?
02:22:01
That I'm the only one here? Listen, if you don't think.
02:22:03
If you say you think I'm stupid.
02:22:04
If you're stupid, I'm stupid.
02:22:05
Because usually I'm the only one you're talking to.
02:22:06
And you say all of you think I'm as stupid as you.
02:22:08
And I can even say it wrong. When I was trying to fucking say it wrong.
02:22:11
All these
02:22:13
Fords, I.
02:22:15
My mom had a friend when I grew up who worked at Ford's
02:22:18
Down, up Down at mound and called it Ford's.
02:22:21
You can't work at a place down at mound, down at Ford's.
02:22:25
Down at mound, down on mound up, up on mound. I
02:22:30
you know, the big Ford plant I think is still open.
02:22:33
No, don't.
02:22:36
Really?
02:22:36
Me I think
02:22:38
I mean, those signs on the freeway.
02:22:42
Ford sold all their plans to Visteon so they didn't have obligations
02:22:45
to pay their retirees.
02:22:46
I remember now, oh, but Visteon did.
02:22:51
It's a small company.
02:22:51
They just change the name every six months and Cutler cut their losses.
02:22:56
Yeah,
02:22:57
yeah.
02:22:58
That's the American way.
02:23:00
I made a mistake.
02:23:01
I made a misstatement on the show once.
02:23:03
I said Lee Iacocca created, planned obsolescence because of the car.
02:23:07
He built a shitty car.
02:23:08
And then we kept, you know, rebuilding the parts.
02:23:10
But I was wrong.
02:23:12
There was actually a light bulb.
02:23:13
Light bulb cartel way back when.
02:23:16
That instead, that light bulb in the firehouse that,
02:23:19
it's the good old fashioned light bulb cartel.
02:23:22
They. Yeah, it was dude, it was a mafia fucking.
02:23:25
They agree to to make us 1000 hours.
02:23:29
If you made a light bulb more than 1000 hours, dude, they'd fucking fuck you up.
02:23:32
Yeah. Cement shoes
02:23:35
and a little swim.
02:23:36
True story.
02:23:38
Cement shoes.
02:23:39
Transformers, patrons getting away.
02:23:42
All forms of heroes can't stop them.
02:23:52
Oh, what the fuck, Megatron?
02:23:54
You can't hit a girl. What?
02:23:57
Why not?
02:23:58
She was shooting me.
02:23:59
It wasn't a very feminist thing.
02:24:01
Still, Megatron, it's 2016. Megatron.
02:24:05
Yeah, it's 2016. 2016.
02:24:08
This is like the future
02:24:11
Decepticons retreat.
02:24:13
I'm very frustrated and confused.
02:24:18
Oh. He's very frustrated and confused.
02:24:19
Keep in mind, this is Transformers.
02:24:22
Let's skip ahead. That's wrong.
02:24:24
Okay, here he is again. He's got a new job.
02:24:27
Oh, yeah.
02:24:28
Let's skip ahead some more.
02:24:33
Jesus Christ, bro.
02:24:35
What?
02:24:36
That's what I thought. I thought we were starting.
02:24:38
We're starting. Right? What?
02:24:40
You skinny whore!
02:24:41
I'm sexy. Don't slut shame me.
02:24:45
Hey, boss, I can't find.
02:24:46
Hey, leave her alone. You.
02:24:51
Babe.
02:24:52
That's me. That was a tampon.
02:24:55
I didn't.
02:24:57
Oh, no, that was really bad.
02:24:59
I'm glad we watched it. Wow.
02:25:03
I am two, actually, that I've never seen that.
02:25:06
That's great.
02:25:06
Transformers more than meets the eye. You.
02:25:09
Now you know what they meant.
02:25:11
Yeah.
02:25:12
Way more than meets the eye.
02:25:17
Should we do our first matchup or.
02:25:19
Oh, I want to play my eye song.
02:25:21
I have so much stuff ready.
02:25:22
Yeah, yeah.
02:25:23
The mash up could not be played on YouTube.
02:25:26
It will do the short one first.
02:25:28
No. We're on. This is.
02:25:29
This is the, honky pokey.
02:25:32
This is.
02:25:32
This is the honky pokey.
02:25:34
I said put the black dick in.
02:25:36
You pull the black dick out.
02:25:38
You put the black dick in and you bust it on my mouth.
02:25:41
Do the hokey pokey.
02:25:43
Do the hokey pokey, do the hokey pokey and bust it.
02:25:47
Oh, my God, you know, that's a hate speech.
02:25:50
That's a hate speech.
02:25:54
That's.
02:25:54
I hate to.
02:25:59
Go to your fucking business.
02:26:05
But, you.
02:26:09
Motherfucker.
02:26:10
So, yeah.
02:26:11
To wrap the little.
02:26:16
I'm 100% makeup.
02:26:18
I only saw SpongeBob play this.
02:26:20
I didn't realize it was a real rap song.
02:26:23
I, I believe it was a Snoop Dogg that said it was beginning.
02:26:27
In the beginning in the league, if I'm not mistaken, it for good.
02:26:31
Never.
02:26:34
Second, I didn't hear any.
02:26:35
Please.
02:26:39
Why you so much?
02:26:40
I definitely hear an onset of an error.
02:26:43
Right, rush?
02:26:45
Because, I mean, yeah, I put in a pleasing.
02:26:47
He can easily fit in another angry words bursting out one word.
02:26:53
Crowd.
02:26:55
He also says he rises all names just to be funny.
02:26:59
That shit ain't funny, man.
02:27:02
I need to get this.
02:27:05
You never know
02:27:08
for realizing to be funnier because you have heard it.
02:27:11
Know I'm, Because here I die a little bit every time.
02:27:16
Yeah.
02:27:17
You strike me, I put music, I get tired,
02:27:21
it's got to be here.
02:27:25
I'll get into a debate with a grammar, the grammar police
02:27:29
so that.
02:27:30
No, no, somebody related to me in this.
02:27:33
Oh, and then I'll say bring and take wrong,
02:27:36
and then they'll lose their mind and I'll say, well, it's the same thing.
02:27:40
Yeah,
02:27:41
bring and take the.
02:27:43
It drove me crazy.
02:27:44
I literally.
02:27:48
Did you call the choke liquid.
02:27:52
You know that's the hits me
02:27:54
break.
02:27:55
And do not let other people control your speech.
02:27:57
All right. That's what you say.
02:27:59
Ballistic smoke.
02:28:03
I don't give a shit.
02:28:04
I have.
02:28:08
To do your fucking business.
02:28:11
Do we have a sandwich or a chicken attack?
02:28:13
No, but I kind of want to jump to round.
02:28:15
Round one of game one.
02:28:17
I don't have a stinger for it yet, but we will know this is,
02:28:22
what's in my rectum.
02:28:24
Okay.
02:28:26
Oh, I got I kind of got a stinger for it.
02:28:28
What a fuck.
02:28:28
Starts a conversation like that?
02:28:31
Yeah,
02:28:32
okay, that one is.
02:28:35
Oh, that's a crack pipe.
02:28:41
I think it's, it's a ratchet,
02:28:45
but it has that automatic torque setting on it.
02:28:49
Okay.
02:28:50
That's it.
02:28:50
In a it's a ratchet handle that you can set to the perfect torque.
02:28:54
That's that extra circle is on the colon.
02:28:57
Oh, I didn't see that.
02:28:59
Okay. Yeah, that's a ratchet.
02:29:01
Hold on a second.
02:29:03
Foreign body worn body. Foreign.
02:29:05
But no, I'm not going to.
02:29:06
Foreign bodies of us left on the road on the left.
02:29:09
His heart is on the left.
02:29:10
It's a side.
02:29:11
The retro. Just a mode colon.
02:29:14
No bio obstruction or perforation, sign disorder or digital
02:29:19
removal of the object was unsuccessful or under conscious sedation.
02:29:22
Removed. Endoscopic using pneumatic dilation.
02:29:25
Balloon normally used with patients with.
02:29:28
I know what it is.
02:29:29
I think he regained bowel activity and resumed oral intake within 24 hours.
02:29:34
It's a carjack.
02:29:35
It's one piece of a carjack.
02:29:39
What?
02:29:40
It's like.
02:29:41
Oh, this is just a condition.
02:29:42
Hydraulic cylinder from a cart.
02:29:45
Oh, it's a shock. It's a car shock.
02:29:47
He was muscular.
02:29:49
I'm all of a sudden. Yeah, right.
02:29:52
What do you stick up?
02:29:53
Oh, I don't know.
02:29:54
I never mind, hahaha, I don't know.
02:29:56
What do you think of there?
02:30:01
I see you ready?
02:30:02
No. No gases. What's the gas?
02:30:04
You gotta you gotta lay it a pig on, kazoo.
02:30:08
Ryan.
02:30:08
You too, if you're paying attention.
02:30:12
It looks like a kazoo.
02:30:15
So. All right,
02:30:16
in order to appear on X-ray, it's got to be pretty dense and even metal.
02:30:20
Right now.
02:30:21
Okay, be clear to show up on an X-ray.
02:30:26
I guess it's, the poor.
02:30:27
I don't know, it's like the bones more loosened because it's, like, porous.
02:30:31
The halo on the bottom has me confused.
02:30:33
And and and to your point about what is right, my heart's on the left.
02:30:40
No, no, that's a mandela effect.
02:30:41
Your heart is dead center, my friend.
02:30:44
No, it's a little to the left.
02:30:46
No, it's a mandela effect.
02:30:47
Not it.
02:30:48
Not as much as that is. Scroll up.
02:30:49
Is it the dark room?
02:30:51
He's got a pacemaker,
02:30:53
so you can almost see.
02:30:57
You will have a couple different objects going on here.
02:31:02
Wait a couple. Well, that was a trick.
02:31:04
It's more than I mean it's it's multi in one.
02:31:06
It's like a multi and one.
02:31:07
That's not fair.
02:31:09
Oh it's a Swiss Army knife. Yep.
02:31:12
This was a. Yep.
02:31:13
Now what do you guys have a single guess. Yeah.
02:31:16
You haven't like you got a pic and then I got it.
02:31:19
And then we move on there.
02:31:21
Twirly straw.
02:31:23
No, it is a, electric vibrator still moving. So
02:31:28
you can see that.
02:31:29
You can see the batteries.
02:31:31
You can see the each battery.
02:31:33
Oh, I got a battery right here.
02:31:35
Yeah, I did a man, I believe. Yeah.
02:31:37
There's a battery right here. Yeah.
02:31:39
And then I'm assuming the top is like some special bit and it's still rolling.
02:31:43
It was still going upon retrieval.
02:31:47
But yeah it's probably just going to be like cuz.
02:31:51
Right. Yeah.
02:31:51
That should be an Energizer or Duracell commercial.
02:31:54
All right. Yeah. So good.
02:31:56
This is me. What's in my rectum.
02:31:57
What's in my rectum. Game to know okay.
02:32:00
What a fuck starts a conversation like that I'm guessing.
02:32:03
Dumbbell.
02:32:05
Yeah. Dumb.
02:32:05
Oh, weird.
02:32:06
That's a hard one, a telephone.
02:32:09
I'll just. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.
02:32:11
Oh, wait, oh wait wait.
02:32:12
You don't know how high.
02:32:14
We don't know how big the man is.
02:32:15
And table right.
02:32:20
Oh. You.
02:32:22
Oh, you know what?
02:32:23
It's a shit.
02:32:24
To be clear, it's a shake weight.
02:32:26
Because you don't put a regular weight up there you would want.
02:32:28
Oh, it's still running, right?
02:32:30
Yep, yep. It's still running.
02:32:32
That's the theme of all these.
02:32:33
I say shake weight running, buddy.
02:32:36
Yeah, that's the theme.
02:32:37
Yeah. I know different pieces of exercise.
02:32:39
That's a treadmill.
02:32:41
Technically, he nailed it,
02:32:44
right?
02:32:44
Technically, it nailed him.
02:32:47
Okay.
02:32:49
This one,
02:32:51
that one is pretty sure I know what that is, because it's
02:32:56
there's a battery missing or something.
02:32:57
For some reason.
02:33:00
Yeah,
02:33:01
I want to save my guess, because I'm pretty sure
02:33:05
it's a lighter.
02:33:08
It's too big for a lighter.
02:33:09
What the fuck do you light?
02:33:13
I think you're close.
02:33:14
You're half right. You have to understand.
02:33:17
On my screen, it's about half a quarter of an inch maybe,
02:33:23
I don't know, two and a half years.
02:33:25
You're half right.
02:33:26
Six months. You're half right.
02:33:29
It's a light.
02:33:32
Yeah, I think I think it's a flashlight.
02:33:33
What we're looking at
02:33:34
is the spring that holds the big giant sea batteries in there.
02:33:37
For some reason, there's a battery missing, which doesn't make sense, but.
02:33:40
Oh, it fell out of the bottom now.
02:33:43
Oh, wait,
02:33:45
a disassembled flashlight is a vibrator.
02:33:48
Another.
02:33:49
They're all just vibrators.
02:33:50
They're just all vibrators.
02:33:52
This is always a game.
02:33:53
They're all just like operator.
02:33:55
It's a dick that's shaped like a bottle, a vibrator.
02:34:00
That's a hybrid. Oh, wait.
02:34:02
No, it's an electric toothbrush.
02:34:05
Yeah.
02:34:07
Not only.
02:34:08
What about this one?
02:34:09
It's a miller vibrator.
02:34:13
That's a dick.
02:34:14
That's.
02:34:14
That's an actual penis.
02:34:16
Yeah, it fell right off of her. Him.
02:34:18
Her. No. Her. Yeah.
02:34:21
Fell off penis.
02:34:22
To be clear, I know a penis does not make you a man.
02:34:25
Her penis, that's her penis.
02:34:28
Her their penis.
02:34:30
Yeah.
02:34:30
We like herpes.
02:34:32
General herpes. Ninja herpes? Yeah.
02:34:35
You've got her penis.
02:34:36
Is that why they call it herpes? Her penis?
02:34:40
All right, I don't know about you guys,
02:34:41
but I see two aliens kissing.
02:34:46
That says something about you psychologically that you don't
02:34:49
want to know about.
02:34:50
Not only aliens, but they have little puppy dog bodies.
02:34:54
Puppy dog aliens that the tail fades off into the darkness.
02:34:58
You don't see two beings kissing right now.
02:35:01
You're you're feeding off into the darkness.
02:35:04
That's either tampons or dog tags.
02:35:09
That is what they put.
02:35:12
It's another vibrator to keep
02:35:16
two batteries and then the similar head that was the other device.
02:35:19
But yeah.
02:35:20
No. Yeah, I got
02:35:22
oh yeah.
02:35:24
I'm starting to think that there should be a drawstring on fucking dildos
02:35:27
or string right.
02:35:30
They put them on tampons.
02:35:31
Maybe after all this I mean, it goes up right?
02:35:34
They're going to throw. Oh no, I won't let go.
02:35:36
Then you get so excited you think I'll never push it that far?
02:35:38
And then you do. Women. You know what I'm talking about.
02:35:43
You do.
02:35:45
Women do.
02:35:48
I do, I can.
02:35:48
I've never been penetrated. It's a good thing to have.
02:35:51
That's another vibrator.
02:35:55
That's a small woman.
02:35:56
If that's a candy cane.
02:35:58
I've had sex with a woman.
02:36:00
But to. But
02:36:02
fuck yeah, I have.
02:36:04
Tell me that you guys didn't try that after you heard that.
02:36:06
I know you did.
02:36:08
Never once.
02:36:11
Well, like I said before, just in case
02:36:13
anybody has heard that drop, if you're ever going to try that,
02:36:15
make sure you start it laying down on your sides.
02:36:18
Do not try it top to bottom first or bottom to bottom with somebody on top.
02:36:23
I should say.
02:36:29
That is a cobra snake head sculpture.
02:36:33
Sculpture.
02:36:36
I think it's a real cobra snake head.
02:36:38
Yeah.
02:36:41
Dude, I feel like I'm doing, What is that?
02:36:43
Blobs. What are those blobs called?
02:36:45
Tell me what the blobs are called.
02:36:46
The black test.
02:36:48
Roy. Shit. Rush. Rush.
02:36:51
Roy or Shaq?
02:36:53
Horse. Shaq roids. What
02:36:57
the ro Shaq test.
02:36:58
Rorschach.
02:36:59
Real. Shaq. Yeah.
02:37:00
Welcome back Kotter.
02:37:04
And now I see a snake.
02:37:09
What do you see?
02:37:09
We ain't kissing.
02:37:11
Wait, are we only looking at the little white thing?
02:37:13
It's a tiny vibrator.
02:37:14
It's a cigaret.
02:37:15
It's a lit cigaret.
02:37:17
Okay, well,
02:37:20
this person is being abused.
02:37:24
It's a stylus from,
02:37:27
I believe a Samsung S8.
02:37:30
The S8 note, obviously, because of the stylus.
02:37:33
Don't don't attack me in the comments because I said S8, not S8.
02:37:36
Note is that an S8 note stylist?
02:37:40
You can pronounce S8 sake? No,
02:37:43
you should not.
02:37:44
If you go order stuff and you guys start saying S8,
02:37:48
that is a butt plug.
02:37:51
No. Oh oh, that is oh, that's a,
02:37:55
the game clue that is a candlestick holder.
02:37:58
Yeah,
02:38:00
it's a makeup.
02:38:01
It's a makeup 15 year old boy with a broken rectal thermometer.
02:38:06
Rectal thermometer.
02:38:07
Him there actually belongs there.
02:38:10
It doesn't look a it's not broken.
02:38:12
But if an unfair. But it's not.
02:38:15
It's supposed to be for a spot horizontal.
02:38:18
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of stuck.
02:38:21
I don't know, the view could be bad.
02:38:22
If it's coming in from the back, it's probably fine.
02:38:26
No, this one is, Now some more like
02:38:30
this is going to be very similar, but trust me, it's different.
02:38:34
Is it different?
02:38:35
Is it different?
02:38:36
Is that different?
02:38:37
This isn't necessarily in a rectum.
02:38:41
It's a stored.
02:38:46
He put it in the wrong way if he wanted to take a measurement.
02:38:49
This is from 1994.
02:38:50
This is, so, you know, you know, that's,
02:38:54
you know, the,
02:38:55
you know, the, you know, when you have a Big ten
02:38:58
and you can, like, potentially like, you know, did you say I didn't pick a big,
02:39:03
you know, you're in refill the insert, right.
02:39:06
Yeah.
02:39:06
So this is from 1994 apparently, but, pen refill in urethra, young man.
02:39:12
And inserted a pen refill and news urethral with partial rupture
02:39:16
of the urethra and soft tissue gas in the penis.
02:39:21
Partial rupture.
02:39:23
I got that.
02:39:23
You can see the dick, right? You're gonna see, like the dick.
02:39:26
Yep. Right.
02:39:28
I don't know how you got it that far.
02:39:29
You see, I'm shoving a teenager.
02:39:32
I will say his his friends told him that you could.
02:39:34
You could write in the snow with your penis.
02:39:37
And he missed. He misunderstood.
02:39:40
So I will say.
02:39:44
Being a curious young man,
02:39:46
I said he could write with his penis in the snow.
02:39:50
You're curious, young man.
02:39:51
And then just kind of toying with your body, right?
02:39:53
There was a time where there was.
02:39:55
I forget what what it was.
02:39:57
It was either like, one of them's like spray bottles, right?
02:39:59
And then you get the little tube that goes on.
02:40:01
That's like the tube that sucks up the stuff that sprays.
02:40:04
Right?
02:40:04
And then there's like, the tubes like, yay, yay, big.
02:40:07
And it's got a tape to it.
02:40:09
It's got a little wedge tape or to it.
02:40:10
I may have taken that one time and just try to like,
02:40:13
just kind of barely just like break the surface. But no, I
02:40:17
whole
02:40:18
and the second I even got it like a barely like even
02:40:21
just forcibly opening it, it was like the worst pain I ever felt.
02:40:25
And I was like, okay, never doing that again.
02:40:28
Yeah, yeah.
02:40:30
How do you get that all the way up?
02:40:31
And he keeps shoving it and shoving it and shoving it.
02:40:34
Good.
02:40:36
I don't know how you
02:40:38
and how that's that's a pleasure thing or that's just,
02:40:42
self-mutilation thing.
02:40:44
Yeah.
02:40:44
I don't know if I should play this or not, but.
02:40:46
Okay.
02:40:49
That is, Yeah.
02:40:51
So you don't start with it all at once.
02:40:53
You go. Oh, wait. I'm sorry.
02:40:55
That's, What's in that recurring segment?
02:40:58
Little by little.
02:40:59
Thank you that you answered your question the same way you were closing for
02:41:02
the what's in the your rectum segment a little bit.
02:41:05
Yeah. We'll get a bumper eventually.
02:41:07
If the stick fuck starts a conversation like that.
02:41:10
And then it depends on how many I can find that aren't dildos,
02:41:13
because this seems like there's quite a few that are dildos.
02:41:16
But I do like, you know, trying to, you know, spot the non dildo from the dildo.
02:41:20
Yeah.
02:41:20
I mean, we could assume. Yeah.
02:41:23
Is it a dildo?
02:41:24
Is it a dildo or is it a dildo or.
02:41:26
No deal though or not.
02:41:28
You guys just look for the batteries that's searchable.
02:41:31
Oh, with, Shit. It's after midnight. I missed it.
02:41:34
So when you picked scribe as the, I have to get.
02:41:39
Well, yeah, that's the topic.
02:41:43
There's a reason.
02:41:45
Oh, really?
02:41:46
Yeah. You've got to, that's gotten to it yet.
02:41:48
What's the special?
02:41:50
Don't you know, different?
02:41:52
You.
02:41:53
That's a good one.
02:41:55
So was this reason today? Is.
02:42:01
Wait, but is today.
02:42:02
But that's today.
02:42:05
No, no, wait. I'm sorry.
02:42:06
That says tomorrow. Now, who's bless you?
02:42:10
You know, why would you say that
02:42:13
today is necessarily bad writing?
02:42:16
Did you know today is National Day on writing?
02:42:19
You're supposed to share the hashtag.
02:42:21
Why I write if you are.
02:42:23
For heaven's sake, scribe.
02:42:26
Is that just God?
02:42:28
Is that just flag law?
02:42:29
Coincidence? No.
02:42:33
We probably get a lot of views if you care about that.
02:42:35
Today is
02:42:37
National Writing Day and we pick scribe is the topic.
02:42:41
Yeah, that's absolutely amazing.
02:42:44
So click the subscribe button.
02:42:47
It's like, you know, it's like somebody new.
02:42:49
Share your hashtag.
02:42:50
It's like we're a dedicated podcast.
02:42:52
I write.
02:42:54
They also recommend that to her.
02:42:56
For mental health.
02:42:56
You should write a little bit each day whatever you want.
02:43:00
It doesn't have to be a journal.
02:43:01
Write text messages. Yeah.
02:43:03
No no no no no not not functional.
02:43:05
You know, not that maintenance,
02:43:09
actual expression somehow to end in text anybody or.
02:43:14
Yeah, to yourself every day.
02:43:18
Yeah. In my head. Constantly. To people.
02:43:20
To others.
02:43:20
Wait, wait.
02:43:21
You text, text, anybody ever text.
02:43:24
Yeah. Let's expand on that.
02:43:25
How exactly do you text in your head and do they respond.
02:43:29
Yeah, I want to know what is text.
02:43:32
I think those are called thoughts.
02:43:33
But in 2025, 2025 were like, dude, I'm having texts out loud in my head,
02:43:40
what is it that
02:43:42
keeps telling me to fucking stop, get my hand off?
02:43:44
What, like bro, I don't know what the fuck you want from me.
02:43:51
Is that an open ended question?
02:43:52
Honestly? Or just no?
02:43:53
Is that a rhetorical no?
02:43:55
What the fuck they're doing? Do you understand that?
02:43:58
I know what I want,
02:43:59
I know what I want from everybody, and it's pretty much the same answer to leave.
02:44:03
Leave me alone. Yeah, yeah,
02:44:06
yeah, I had that locked and loaded.
02:44:11
Men are pretty simple women.
02:44:12
I mean, seriously, we don't even need sandwiches.
02:44:15
That's just like a bonus.
02:44:17
Yeah, I do love sandwiches, though.
02:44:20
I can't even tell you how much I love sandwiches.
02:44:23
If you had a choice to get peace and quiet all day long.
02:44:26
Sandwiches, sandwiches.
02:44:28
You have to pick one of those three things.
02:44:30
And you don't get the that's
02:44:31
all you get either sandwiches all day long, blowjobs or peace and quiet.
02:44:35
Oh, you hungry?
02:44:36
Or you make you sandwich not only for sandwiches.
02:44:39
What is it? Was you fix or fucked sandwiches.
02:44:41
Stupid fuck.
02:44:45
I'll just take this.
02:44:46
What were the options other than sandwiches?
02:44:48
Because I believe blowjobs is one of them. Yeah.
02:44:50
All right, but, dude, peace and quiet.
02:44:52
I mean, the first one, sandwich.
02:44:54
I quit a job.
02:44:55
I lost a job once over blowjobs.
02:44:58
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, having sex and blowjobs.
02:45:00
And when I was 20, it was cool.
02:45:02
But honestly, like, I remember a time where I was like,
02:45:06
no more fucking sandwiches,
02:45:08
right? It hurt.
02:45:09
It hurts, man.
02:45:10
It gets raw after.
02:45:11
I mean, if all day long and you can't stop.
02:45:15
Yeah,
02:45:16
it becomes torture is what I'm trying to say.
02:45:18
Right.
02:45:19
So my is
02:45:22
no peace and quiet.
02:45:23
What the fuck did you think I was talking about?
02:45:25
Yeah. No kidding me.
02:45:27
Me a sandwich, guys.
02:45:28
Okay, we're out here.
02:45:31
Made after me.
02:45:34
That's fucking delicious. Okay?
02:45:35
I fucking love you.
02:45:37
I fucking love you. Not.
02:45:39
You're not going to believe with this
02:45:40
the ordeal this guy goes through for the sandwich.
02:45:44
It's good, but it's still ripples.
02:45:45
So, I mean, he's making more than one obvious I don't like.
02:45:48
I don't like mustard.
02:45:50
He's rubbing that mustard in the more about hot.
02:45:54
Oh, it's going to be hot.
02:45:56
More mustard.
02:45:57
Rub it in, rub it, rub it.
02:46:02
I don't think you'll taste that mustard even.
02:46:03
That's just to get the rub to stick.
02:46:05
I better taste that mustard I don't like.
02:46:09
I better not, because mustard is disgusting.
02:46:12
No, you have to hold
02:46:15
ketchup.
02:46:15
Mustard is like shit.
02:46:16
Permanently. It's absolutely gross.
02:46:18
Ketchup all day long. It's actually fucking good.
02:46:21
I would prefer neither as a trick question.
02:46:24
Neither?
02:46:26
Well, neither are we.
02:46:27
It's neither. Neither?
02:46:29
No, neither.
02:46:30
Oh, neither.
02:46:32
Now. Okay, carry.
02:46:36
Every job.
02:46:38
Is that pork or beef?
02:46:39
I missed out as
02:46:41
it must be.
02:46:41
Beef.
02:46:43
I believe it is beef because I don't know what piece of pork that would be.
02:46:47
Oh, that's like a brisket.
02:46:48
What is a
02:46:50
it is.
02:46:53
No information.
02:46:55
Let's process.
02:46:56
We don't need any squawk. Zero information.
02:46:59
There's no comments.
02:46:59
Why are you putting a hot thing in a plastic cooler, bro?
02:47:03
Keep it hot.
02:47:05
So hot.
02:47:08
You know, coolers can keep things
02:47:09
hot to in, but they also melt when you fucking put hot.
02:47:13
Oh, right.
02:47:13
Let's fucking fresh from the grill at fucking 500 degrees.
02:47:17
And, And he's starting to vegetable.
02:47:21
I mean, it's fine.
02:47:22
You can melt his cooler. It's in a container.
02:47:24
So the.
02:47:25
I wouldn't recommend aluminum, period.
02:47:29
In any cooking fashion.
02:47:31
The other.
02:47:33
Okay, here we go.
02:47:34
You ready for this?
02:47:36
Watch this meat
02:47:39
watch. What is that?
02:47:40
It's about a bone.
02:47:42
Oh, that's not what he's massaging. It.
02:47:45
That's not what you want. That's.
02:47:48
Yeah, it is. It's not even done. Yeah.
02:47:50
It was. It's still ready.
02:47:52
He's about.
02:47:53
He's going to cook it more relaxed.
02:47:56
So why even go through that first
02:47:59
we get the mustard flavor in the new year you can add in afterwards.
02:48:07
It's kind of Jewish Jewish one.
02:48:09
No reason right there
02:48:12
Korean barbecue. So Korean.
02:48:14
Yeah that means spicy
02:48:17
does it.
02:48:18
Yeah. Meat usually.
02:48:20
Here we go.
02:48:22
See the way too much provolone cheese or
02:48:26
a retarded amount of provolone.
02:48:28
Yeah. There it is.
02:48:30
Look at that sandwich.
02:48:31
It's a sandwich.
02:48:32
So friggin sandwich. See, I hope he toasts.
02:48:35
He toast those buns first.
02:48:37
You see sandwich.
02:48:39
Yeah. They're toasted.
02:48:41
Or at least they're not sauteed vegetables.
02:48:43
Look at those friggin sandwiches.
02:48:46
You could hold the cheese and the peppers, and I'd like it.
02:48:50
Friggin sandwich.
02:48:52
Fresh, delicious.
02:48:53
Tasty, meaty, turkey filled cold cut combo.
02:49:00
Nice.
02:49:01
I've never seen that one.
02:49:04
Have you been here before?
02:49:06
No, no, I do. You watch.
02:49:09
I recognize faces, but I didn't recognize the clip.
02:49:13
Oh, my little.
02:49:16
Is that supposed to do. Oh.
02:49:18
That's cool.
02:49:18
We have, like, five of them ready to go, so.
02:49:23
Yeah, we see them before.
02:49:25
Yeah.
02:49:26
You're watching.
02:49:27
I would like you to sip some of this.
02:49:32
Coffee. Oh.
02:49:33
What's he doing?
02:49:33
He was two strikes.
02:49:34
I think he's grooming a child.
02:49:36
The other child.
02:49:37
I love her so quickly.
02:49:40
Suck a bigger thing now.
02:49:42
Suck a bigger thing.
02:49:44
Do it slowly.
02:49:45
Okay. Oh, yeah. Put them together.
02:49:47
Try it again. With up and down like this.
02:49:49
Over the strangling.
02:49:50
Suck on them. Do it slower.
02:49:53
Now work your hand into it too.
02:49:56
Okay, put.
02:49:58
Put both of them in your mouth at the same time. Put.
02:50:01
Put your other hand underneath the glass and your it.
02:50:04
Like this.
02:50:05
What difference does it make?
02:50:06
How come you can't suck it up when you do it slowly?
02:50:08
Yeah, suck it up.
02:50:09
Can you drink something through a straw?
02:50:11
Yeah. Oh, no.
02:50:11
I sucked it down pretty hard.
02:50:12
There it is.
02:50:13
What you're doing is you're taking some of the air
02:50:14
out of your mouth, putting it into your lungs. Okay.
02:50:16
And then five, which is down here, or pushes the three
02:50:19
into your mouth and one when you use the other as a ball.
02:50:22
Yeah. Oh, no. Slow down pretty hard. Oh, shit.
02:50:24
We got another game to play.
02:50:25
It's low pressure and blocked it over I that was it.
02:50:27
I didn't hear him say right, okay, well, I'm through with you.
02:50:29
You'll be sorry. You said what you said.
02:50:31
You're going, because he was in here.
02:50:35
Same thing.
02:50:35
Well, then say that what should happen,
02:50:37
it should come up and then they're going to leave in about 15 minutes.
02:50:42
Thanks for warning me.
02:50:43
Ten minutes. Five minutes.
02:50:45
Now, I don't assume that you were just watching this.
02:50:47
Make it suck a straw for this queer old man here, up through two straws,
02:50:50
taped together.
02:50:52
Okay, I'll try.
02:50:53
Oh, no.
02:50:55
Suck on my penis.
02:50:57
Look. Come on, look how long.
02:50:58
Wait. What?
02:50:59
He's like. Look how long it gets.
02:51:01
Okay. Free. How tall are you?
02:51:03
How often is taller?
02:51:04
How tall are you? How old are you?
02:51:06
Yeah. Take your shirt off. Seven.
02:51:08
What's your waist?
02:51:09
It's probably about two meter.
02:51:10
200? Yeah, something like that.
02:51:12
Thick.
02:51:12
You can suck the grape juice all right.
02:51:15
Okay.
02:51:16
You're just go back because you're going to get on top of the stool.
02:51:19
Oh, I got on.
02:51:20
Dude, I want to put your tongue on it. Okay?
02:51:22
Do a series of. Unless you. Oh, there's a
02:51:27
grape juice on the top of that straw.
02:51:29
Okay,
02:51:31
you're gonna have to get on top of this.
02:51:32
There is lots of, draw potential in this because, like, on the mic,
02:51:36
if you do a series of.
02:51:37
Let's see if you can get up, put it.
02:51:38
Wait, do you have to get on top of the stool
02:51:41
now you know how to do it on top of that stool.
02:51:44
Okay. Do a series of let's see if we can get up.
02:51:46
I gotta, I gotta you gotta drop it.
02:51:48
You got to get the lick part, okay?
02:51:50
Yeah, but just know that because you're gonna have to get on top of the stool,
02:51:53
like in deep breaths to suck up and put your tongue on the mic.
02:51:56
You can do a series of let's see if you can get up,
02:51:58
put your tongue on the ends, you can be series of them.
02:52:00
Do a series of them. Yeah.
02:52:02
You can do it more than once.
02:52:04
Well, yeah. If you keep looking the tip of their.
02:52:08
Because, you know, that apartment building on the street run by Mrs..
02:52:10
A woman, you know what?
02:52:12
I'm going to have you do more jobs like this, and I have a whole bunch of straws.
02:52:15
We're going to take them all together.
02:52:16
We're going to see really how I
02:52:19
spoiler alert.
02:52:21
Then they do it.
02:52:22
They do a straw all the way to the next apartment.
02:52:25
Pretty cool.
02:52:27
All because.
02:52:27
Yeah. Oh, no, I'm down pretty hard.
02:52:30
That's of.
02:52:31
It's kind of weird.
02:52:33
He didn't earn enough money yet.
02:52:35
They're in an apartment.
02:52:37
No, I'm just saying.
02:52:38
Why did he invite the child to his apartment?
02:52:40
That's whole point.
02:52:41
That's what I'm really grooming.
02:52:44
You think you could stand?
02:52:46
He could help us with a song about that song.
02:52:51
Tons of.
02:52:55
Advice to go.
02:52:58
What's in your pants?
02:52:59
And I'm coming to you.
02:53:01
I come up right house.
02:53:04
Got it on.
02:53:07
And come on.
02:53:15
Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady and George Geary.
02:53:19
As above and so below.
02:53:22
We copy.
02:53:23
So close, lady and for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:53:28
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:53:31
Brady.
02:53:32
And your show with Brady and draw.
02:53:35
It's their show now, Brady.
02:53:37
Draw.
02:53:51
Okay.
02:53:51
So in the Brady and Draw show, what we like to do is react to the monologue
02:53:55
which was scribes I don't I'm not sure exactly what the model is except that
02:53:59
the Bible didn't talk about the you know, the greatest scribe was Moses.
02:54:05
Really? Allegedly.
02:54:06
I mean, it's weird because I totally forgot that existed.
02:54:10
When Gary leaves, we used to go right to the Brady and Draw show and I've never
02:54:15
even that's not occurred anything to me until now because he's left the show.
02:54:19
And like, we just kind of I think we've continued right for a little bit.
02:54:23
And then we were then we went to the Brady Draw Show
02:54:25
because we're so used to doing it without him.
02:54:26
Still, I think mentally I don't think like, yeah, let's just jump to that now.
02:54:31
Me in my head I'm like, yeah, let's finish out fladge rants
02:54:34
and then we'll skip to the Brady Talk Show now when he leaves.
02:54:37
Man, that was the whole point
02:54:38
because we were like, I know, I know, my brain is stuck now.
02:54:41
My brain is not used to him back yet.
02:54:44
I guess.
02:54:45
Well, I don't think he's really back yet.
02:54:46
I still don't believe it. Yeah. I don't believe it.
02:54:48
I don't know, he's working it out.
02:54:54
Well Microsoft
02:54:55
and Microsoft are selling controllers for pennies.
02:54:59
I just want to share if you have a chance.
02:55:01
Yeah. Original Xbox.
02:55:03
So I got a little bit excited because my kids go through controllers.
02:55:06
And even though they're in college I still subsidize their living expenses.
02:55:10
So they there was an article that came out about that that they might listen.
02:55:15
Parents that are
02:55:17
even in the 30s.
02:55:19
Yeah, that's well, they're not 30 yet.
02:55:22
We'll see what happens.
02:55:23
I, I've set boundaries
02:55:24
and limitations and expectations and hopefully that sounds like them.
02:55:27
But so when I scroll down I found out that they're usually $60
02:55:32
I pay for their video game controllers because they keep breaking them,
02:55:35
because what are they throwing?
02:55:36
Because I get mad because they suck at games.
02:55:38
I know they're they're cheap.
02:55:39
Dude, if you drop them a couple of times, they don't do well.
02:55:42
And this little plastic around the thumb that don't work, maybe
02:55:48
maybe you get to play like a fagot.
02:55:50
You got to play like a weirdo.
02:55:51
No, no, they they get out of a line.
02:55:53
New controller is much better.
02:55:54
Plus, we finally upgraded to the new ones with this D-pad,
02:55:56
but the rubber comes off the sticks a lot. They're just stupid little things.
02:55:59
They lose given by, like, little things.
02:56:01
Which, no, they don't. I've never had that.
02:56:03
I've never had an issue my entire life with that happen.
02:56:05
Anyways, let's,
02:56:08
let's judge, Michael instead of my parenting.
02:56:11
So it says, Xbox or Microsoft.
02:56:13
Yeah, for sure.
02:56:14
Once again, to back up, Xbox controllers are now selling for pennies.
02:56:17
Cool. Let's see how much. They're usually $64.
02:56:20
Wait, Amazon.
02:56:21
They're on sale for $49.
02:56:24
So that's a lot of pennies.
02:56:26
That's 4900 pennies.
02:56:28
Oh they got yeah
02:56:30
they're selling for pennies.
02:56:32
True.
02:56:33
Yeah I bought my house for pennies.
02:56:36
Really?
02:56:39
Yeah.
02:56:39
Jcpenney's like so I don't know, I feel like I should move
02:56:43
my celebrity game to, to next week.
02:56:48
Yeah.
02:56:48
Nice celery game.
02:56:52
No on the pennies.
02:56:55
So, what was, what was your opinion?
02:56:57
Because I don't really give a shit.
02:56:58
The whole controversy of, the call from last week.
02:57:03
Lions game.
02:57:05
That was the biggest scandal the NFL has ever had.
02:57:10
It was not.
02:57:11
What is your, it was the Lions fans saying that,
02:57:15
they made that it was the right call, but they weren't allowed things
02:57:17
on behalf of it says learning that everything I've been saying about the NFL,
02:57:23
you just were happy with the rhetorical question
02:57:25
through the officials is happening in real time.
02:57:29
The officials confirmed it to Dan
02:57:32
Campbell because Dan Campbell just said on an interview
02:57:36
on why he said it, why he reaffirmed it when he was questioning.
02:57:39
We just scored a touchdown.
02:57:41
Why are we being forced to wait one minute and 14 seconds to kick?
02:57:45
The extra point was because the NFL in New York
02:57:49
picked up the phone, buzzed into the officiating crew
02:57:53
and told them, overturned the touchdown, and created a penalty.
02:57:57
That was that is illegal.
02:57:59
They're not allowed to do that in the NFL.
02:58:01
You broke the rules.
02:58:02
It was a big deal.
02:58:03
That is what happened. Or that's still speculation.
02:58:05
It was a big deal.
02:58:06
No, no, they absolutely had this is the biggest deal of all right
02:58:10
before Dan Campbell's lying NFL tossing the outcome of games
02:58:16
to favor a team that they think they need to make it to a Super Bowl.
02:58:22
This is everything wrong with the NFL as led by Roger Goodell.
02:58:25
There's always been an anointed team since the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 70s.
02:58:29
There's always been an anointed team in the NFL.
02:58:33
I don't know if it's just by happenstance.
02:58:35
Maybe dynasties really exist, but I was told that before the Patriots,
02:58:38
there never be another dynasty, and there's always been.
02:58:40
And if you do watch before before Kansas City,
02:58:43
the Patriots definitely got fewer calls.
02:58:46
Tom Brady got, you know, a lot of calls for
02:58:49
just being touched, the benefit of the doubt, if you will.
02:58:52
I saw one play
02:58:53
where they were celebrating with Tom Brady after the fucking touchdown.
02:58:56
The referees were.
02:58:57
And they said they got caught up in the heat of the moment or something.
02:58:59
No, dude, you have to be professional enough
02:59:01
to not have the optics to look like you're on the take.
02:59:06
Allegedly,
02:59:08
allegedly, allegedly.
02:59:11
I don't think it's like scripted either.
02:59:13
I that would be very difficult to do with all the moving.
02:59:15
You know, there's two people in a ring.
02:59:16
It's very easy to script and follow. Right.
02:59:18
But if you have 22 people and you have to throw the ball,
02:59:21
it would be almost impossible to script every play.
02:59:24
But it's so easy to influence and lean, not call certain ones.
02:59:29
How can you go a whole NFL game without having a penalty call?
02:59:32
I've heard people say Kansas City never got a penalty call the whole game.
02:59:35
And then I heard somebody else say
02:59:36
the first penalty call had 2.5 minutes left in the game.
02:59:42
But here's the thing.
02:59:43
If the Lions fans that say that that's why we lost the game.
02:59:46
No, we lost by like fucking 14 or 20 points.
02:59:49
So even if we would have scored that touchdown, we still would.
02:59:52
Oh no.
02:59:53
We suck again.
02:59:56
No, no we we don't suck. We won.
02:59:58
We're five and two.
03:00:00
I think
03:00:01
it's fine.
03:00:02
Everything will be fine.
03:00:04
I was doing just that.
03:00:05
I actually felt retarded.
03:00:07
Like really retarded.
03:00:09
Okay.
03:00:14
You're not really into football, right?
03:00:15
We have a bunch of Sabrina's,
03:00:16
but without Gary here, I feel like we should wait till next week.
03:00:19
No one.
03:00:21
Well, there'll be a bunch more, so I don't know.
03:00:24
We just want to get to it anyway.
03:00:30
I don't know, this is it, like, mildly interesting.
03:00:32
There was a, roller coaster at Universal Studios
03:00:35
in, Florida that, I fired.
03:00:41
Was it the same one that the dude that just heard him?
03:00:44
I don't know, I think it was not even.
03:00:47
I don't think it was even like, being used at the time
03:00:52
that I thought I had another video of it.
03:00:55
Maybe it's the same on that same link.
03:00:57
Do you know when back to the future, when the Delorean took off
03:01:00
and went real fast and left the trail behind it?
03:01:02
It just looks like a really fast roller coaster to me.
03:01:05
There was a video of like a guy just spraying a hose water on it,
03:01:09
and it was just like stupid because obviously it's like all metal and
03:01:14
he's like, he's spraying water all over it as if it's going to put it out.
03:01:17
And it's like, bro, you're like, obviously
03:01:18
something else is burning there because it's just it's fucking metal.
03:01:22
Like, I mean, like a
03:01:25
there's obviously like an accelerant.
03:01:29
Yeah. I mean, it didn't.
03:01:30
Do you think it just the rubber, it went the friction and there was no oil.
03:01:35
They definitely have to lubricate that shit.
03:01:37
Yeah, there might be some type of oil on there,
03:01:39
but then that's like you're
03:01:40
just spraying it on the oil and you're not going to.
03:01:43
Oh, Somerset
03:01:45
had a fire cellar in the fucking oil with water.
03:01:48
Since we're on fire, Somerset had a fire
03:01:51
in their Somerset home, Somerset collection.
03:01:54
It's so. It's a mall.
03:01:56
Yeah, yeah. Since 1965. Collection.
03:01:59
It's still like this collection.
03:02:02
My wonderful joke, though, was
03:02:03
this is the new Chevy Blazer.
03:02:07
I said,
03:02:09
but it's not a blazer. What is it?
03:02:10
This is the new. It's a Chevy Blazer.
03:02:14
Is it?
03:02:15
What was it?
03:02:16
What kind of car was it?
03:02:17
No, I think they call it an eco blazer.
03:02:19
But we all, we all know it's a Chevy Blazer.
03:02:22
They call it anyway.
03:02:23
Well, they have a blazer now, and it's not a blazer,
03:02:25
so I don't know what that's from my view.
03:02:27
That's definitely a blazer.
03:02:28
That's a that's a blaze or.
03:02:34
The shows won't be the jokes won't get any better.
03:02:37
This is what I'm dealing with.
03:02:38
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So you brought these up before is there Kim Kardashian?
03:03:13
Yeah. The skims apparently. Yeah.
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Apparently these are sold out.
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So I don't know if that means they made a limited quantity or they're that popular,
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but apparently, well, they're sold out.
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That's her actual pubic hair. You didn't know that.
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So you, like, shave your pubic hair
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just to put on a thong that has pubic hair on it?
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No. See, if you read the fine print, all these women had that
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stupid permanent electrolysis and became babies forever.
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They only get they're only people that are attracted to them now
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because they're rich enough to, like, just have to have it removed, period.
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They have their.
03:03:47
Yeah like yeah, yeah.
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Vaginal hair just shocked away. Yeah.
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And now they're like, damn everybody thinks this is old like Duggars.
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It's like a tough year for women.
03:03:57
What's a Duggar?
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That's the Tuckers are like an organization
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that teaches men that kind of regrow and stretch back out their foreskin post,
03:04:05
when they get older, they're like, oh, I wish, I wish I wasn't circumcised.
03:04:09
And so there's like,
03:04:11
yeah, there's like lotions and like, I think there's a big griefs.
03:04:14
You could do tell somebody had to do. It's weird.
03:04:16
It's just weird. You need to train them and help them.
03:04:19
I don't,
03:04:19
I don't like if that was a thing that like I wish I would have had back, I just go,
03:04:23
you know what I mean?
03:04:24
I'm not going to sit here and like,
03:04:27
try to stretch out my foreskin again.
03:04:29
That's just seems fucking weird. And that's to be a dick.
03:04:32
You're stretching out different skin.
03:04:33
That sensitive skin's gone.
03:04:36
I don't know, I think I'm fine with that sensitive skin.
03:04:39
They go like, oh, you know, it doesn't feel as good as it's supposed to.
03:04:42
It's like, no, I'm comfortable with that because I've got great
03:04:45
feeling like I don't, I don't.
03:04:46
If I had more, it might be a problem, you know?
03:04:49
I mean, like a.
03:04:52
Hey, I want to say two because I was just about to say
03:04:54
we have so many videos because we missed because the format changed today.
03:04:57
And I don't want to just blame Will I want to actually invite Will back on that?
03:05:00
I want to I want to blame
03:05:01
no, no, no, I'm just going to say because speaking of fires,
03:05:05
damn you, when we watch the show back, it's going to look like
03:05:08
there was a whoa, that was a that was a lithium battery, wasn't it?
03:05:12
Yeah. The dog.
03:05:13
The dog bit it and then the water or not even water.
03:05:16
Yeah, that's the dog bit.
03:05:19
It was like we knew what they do.
03:05:20
Those things are everywhere, man.
03:05:22
I'm just I'm just chewing on something here.
03:05:25
And it's started smoking.
03:05:26
I don't like that.
03:05:27
Remember, those are in your pocket rows upstairs.
03:05:29
It takes that.
03:05:30
It's that long and water won't put it out.
03:05:32
There's nothing that'll put it out. It has to expend itself.
03:05:36
Watch it go right out.
03:05:37
I don't know what I'm talking about.
03:05:40
I mean, the device itself.
03:05:42
But yeah. Right.
03:05:43
Back to Will. Back to. Well, please come back on.
03:05:45
But like, give us a heads up morning so that we're not like that.
03:05:48
Was that was very, conflicting
03:05:51
the first like two conversations going on and they.
03:05:53
Yeah.
03:05:54
But I don't want them to not come back.
03:05:56
It's all bell.
03:05:57
I don't want Gary to be pissed because we missed all the videos.
03:06:01
It was a different, unique show.
03:06:02
And that's what makes this show so much fun.
03:06:04
No, it was great.
03:06:05
But now Gary should have realized.
03:06:11
Well.
03:06:11
And they were fine. Like, just shut up. And
03:06:14
we never did find what the time stamp was or what he was looking for.
03:06:19
That's what they were talking about.
03:06:20
They spent 20 minutes trying to find the time stamp of
03:06:25
what's gone right on my phone a second ago.
03:06:27
We don't even know why.
03:06:28
We had multiple producer setups,
03:06:30
but please come back and find out while the other person
03:06:34
excuse please.
03:06:36
Comics. Next week is going to be our Halloween episode.
03:06:39
If there is one of those, I don't know what that even means.
03:06:42
I dress up every year.
03:06:44
All Hallows Eve.
03:06:46
You dressed up a couple of times, so I got to revisit a segment.
03:06:50
Oh, they'd be like, oh my back.
03:06:55
What?
03:06:57
Oh, she's
03:06:59
so, so smashing in the windshield.
03:07:03
Right?
03:07:03
I'm worried about Monday.
03:07:11
Hey, we saw this theory.
03:07:14
Yeah, yeah. This one. God damn it.
03:07:17
Look. Yeah.
03:07:18
No he didn't.
03:07:19
Yeah. You know, watch the show.
03:07:21
And I never heard about it. I know I, I should I don't
03:07:24
I thought we watch.
03:07:25
Oh no I did I, we did didn't we.
03:07:27
God it we watched and I think this is the original.
03:07:30
This is the original one at the end.
03:07:33
The thing's got wheels going to go over his head and just misses head with a pipe.
03:07:37
Yeah. This is a thing. Yeah.
03:07:41
Fuck it.
03:07:44
Oh, out
03:07:46
of conspiracy.
03:07:47
Oh, wait, maybe I did get through all the content.
03:07:51
Chromosome.
03:07:52
We got Gary talking about chromosome two.
03:07:54
I don't know what that is.
03:08:01
Yes. Sabina,
03:08:03
I000000.
03:08:16
Your phone's ringing.
03:08:19
That's the most annoying
03:08:22
ringtone
03:08:23
on your phone ringing.
03:08:25
This is.
03:08:25
I know it's not.
03:08:29
It's so old.
03:08:30
Dude, this is old, like once.
03:08:34
Wait a year old bro.
03:08:37
Someone's before.
03:08:39
Yeah, yeah.
03:08:46
I wonder how many times this fucked up in the air every day.
03:08:50
1330. Gonna
03:08:52
use your pocket.
03:08:53
Pockets are gonna gonna shoot and I'll get you.
03:08:58
Because in my experience.
03:09:01
So before, was it so that video game,
03:09:05
like the Super Mario Maker or some shit where you can make your own Super Mario.
03:09:09
Oh, Mario on the ice
03:09:12
calculators, there was a similar Mario type game.
03:09:15
It 86 was a similar Mario type game where you could create your own levels
03:09:19
in order to create those levels, you kind of kind of just build them
03:09:22
as you go, because you don't know exactly what your character is capable of doing.
03:09:26
So you want to make it difficult.
03:09:27
So you kind of
03:09:28
have to like, build it, play it, see if it's possible, build it, play it,
03:09:31
see if it's possible.
03:09:33
Sounds fun.
03:09:34
Then you'd have to.
03:09:34
You'd have to structure it that way.
03:09:36
But it would take a minute to like build something dynamic.
03:09:40
But once you did it, it would work out right.
03:09:42
And so I would assume that that's what that would take.
03:09:45
So this guy would have to have.
03:09:47
Yeah, I tried air Tyler Tyler territory.
03:09:49
That's brilliant for Nintendo too, because now they got their users creating
03:09:52
fucking Super Mario three and four.
03:09:57
Okay, so I have a chicken attack, but it's a little bit different this week.
03:10:00
But we're going to do it anyway.
03:10:01
That had to be my freeze up.
03:10:04
What? Wait. What? You said wait.
03:10:06
Loser talks cluck cluck.
03:10:08
Fucking loser.
03:10:10
Cluck.
03:10:11
This truck loser.
03:10:13
Cluck lose.
03:10:14
Try to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
03:10:19
You killed my chickens!
03:10:25
A man in Queens says an animal attack on his way to work left him
03:10:28
bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
03:10:32
Sorry.
03:10:32
It's so quiet. I don't know why my sound so quiet today.
03:10:35
Can you hear that? He felt like he was turning.
03:10:37
What's your only on nine?
03:10:40
Does it turn all the way up? This way?
03:10:42
I mean, I can hear it, but I guess police officers said
03:10:46
that he had Clover for his meal, but that his three white colleagues did not.
03:10:51
Their claims.
03:10:52
Oh, what about an apology from the owner of the.
03:10:55
We're sorry
03:10:55
we didn't give you free shit to our South Carolina reporter, Tina Terry.
03:10:59
Is that officers about their experience?
03:11:02
Hold on. Humiliated and embarrassed.
03:11:05
You know, the whole situation
03:11:06
because it seemed like it was a seem like it was a racial issue to me.
03:11:10
Police Sergeant Tracy Reed had that experience at a Chick-Fil-A restaurant.
03:11:14
You could do that with an evening trip a few weeks ago.
03:11:18
Does that make it any louder or no?
03:11:19
Officers, all of them white, went into the restaurant for breakfast.
03:11:23
Probably just makes it louder to me.
03:11:25
Either we rode together, came in the restaurant
03:11:27
and I had the same uniform on, stood in line together.
03:11:30
There was never okay.
03:11:31
We were not together.
03:11:32
While standing in line,
03:11:33
they say all three white officers were offered a complimentary meal,
03:11:38
which they say is often offered to law enforcement at the popular
03:11:41
restaurant chain.
03:11:42
But when Sergeant Reed got to the register, he had to pay.
03:11:46
He said he had to pay for his meal.
03:11:48
He didn't say anything.
03:11:49
It infuriated me.
03:11:51
And I told him, I said, you want me to go say something?
03:11:53
And he's like, no, I don't want you to.
03:11:55
I don't want you to call the scene.
03:11:56
I'm sure if you would have said something, they were going,
03:11:58
oh shit, we didn't realize he just looked down at his plate and he looked.
03:12:01
They were all in uniform.
03:12:02
Listen. Just a which really made me mad.
03:12:05
Same color.
03:12:06
Everything like corporate demanding the chain.
03:12:09
Same color uniform. You mean?
03:12:11
Yeah. Everything was like the same color was sticking.
03:12:13
There was absolutely no mistaking that he was with the group.
03:12:16
You know, he was definitely black.
03:12:17
Was he in the bathroom and then came out for a second
03:12:19
and then kind of tag down to the tail end of it.
03:12:21
Did he get a different person at the register cards for free? No.
03:12:26
They said that it was perceived,
03:12:29
that we were embarrassed or that that's kind of what you're saying.
03:12:33
It, which I didn't like. It was a mistake.
03:12:36
I mean, it wasn't perceived.
03:12:37
It was actually it actually happened.
03:12:39
He's not the only one. Here's the here's the part that bothers me, though.
03:12:41
And I know he didn't say it on purpose with
03:12:44
maybe he was
03:12:45
just kind of a maybe he, like, showed signs of being a dick.
03:12:48
I know it was.
03:12:49
And it had nothing to do with race.
03:12:51
Listen to his wording though.
03:12:52
He says he says he says he perceived it twice
03:12:55
and then he's like, I know it wasn't perceived well.
03:12:57
You just received okay, which included two cards for free meals.
03:13:02
They said that it was perceived, that we were embarrassed or that we
03:13:08
that it was a racial incident, which I didn't like because I know
03:13:12
it wasn't perceived.
03:13:13
It was actually it actually happened.
03:13:15
He's not the only one to perceive that.
03:13:17
We all perceived it that way. And it's not even weight.
03:13:19
You perceived it.
03:13:20
I thought it wasn't perceived right.
03:13:22
He just he just said we all perceived it.
03:13:25
Okay, well, they're not saying that it actually happened then.
03:13:27
They're just saying that it was perceived.
03:13:29
And it's not a perception. It's what happened.
03:13:31
It was okay.
03:13:32
They say that they you just said we all perceived it.
03:13:36
Were they coached to say the same thing?
03:13:38
Yeah, we all perceived it.
03:13:39
But it wasn't perception.
03:13:40
Say well, and it's not even perception.
03:13:43
It's what happened.
03:13:44
It was a racial issue.
03:13:45
That letter from the store manager.
03:13:46
I mean, was he like, hey, N-word, hey, I want to perceive it.
03:13:51
We all perceived it, though.
03:13:52
He didn't say, hey, well, I thought I was part of the thing.
03:13:55
Like, I have that letter from the store manager included an apology,
03:13:59
and then then you would have, the cashier would have went, oh,
03:14:02
because you're an N-word, you know what I mean? You would have had to, like,
03:14:06
how do you just not manage?
03:14:08
Are you sure he wasn't in the bathroom and came out slightly later
03:14:11
and they changed?
03:14:12
Cashier.
03:14:15
It's perceived racism.
03:14:17
Apparently. I just have it.
03:14:18
I just find it hard to believe that people
03:14:20
would be so ignorant to not realize that that's the would be so obvious.
03:14:24
Like, if you're going to be racist, like, that's
03:14:26
that's the most obvious way of being racist.
03:14:28
But what's the point of being racist if you're not perceived as being racist?
03:14:31
If you're like, quietly, secretly, you're not.
03:14:34
You're trying to like, keep your job.
03:14:37
So you want to like, you secretly mess with the food and stuff.
03:14:40
I don't know, I'm not racist in that form.
03:14:42
I just know people are different.
03:14:45
I'm trying to say that I might code switch a little bit here and there.
03:14:49
That's a sandwich.
03:14:51
Look at that sandwich. Freaking sandwich.
03:14:57
It's an loogie, isn't it?
03:14:58
Or some semen in it.
03:15:00
I've just heard that,
03:15:03
I mean, and they have to eat, so I don't know what I.
03:15:04
If I was a cop, I would never take any food except that I made
03:15:08
or I would, like, take my uniform off to go get food at lunch.
03:15:12
But then you're not going to get a free.
03:15:14
How about this?
03:15:15
Let's just stop. Free will get a free meal.
03:15:17
Yeah. That's okay. Did you get a free meal?
03:15:19
But they're funny.
03:15:20
Yeah. Yes.
03:15:21
Even in it or fecal material,
03:15:25
somebody might leave it on their balls.
03:15:27
This is a horrible reality.
03:15:28
But a lot of a lot of people hate cops.
03:15:31
I mean, I don't I don't think it's out of the doubt from.
03:15:35
That's weird.
03:15:37
Well, I don't say it's.
03:15:38
I perceive it and you perceive it, but I wouldn't say it's perception.
03:15:43
I never hated cops.
03:15:44
I was afraid of cops,
03:15:46
but I was only afraid of constant because I was doing illegal things.
03:15:51
And I don't know that, like when I do illegal things,
03:15:54
that's going to be the circumstances and it is what it is.
03:15:59
But I don't do illegal things, so I don't I don't worry about it anymore.
03:16:03
I don't do illegal things either. I use my turn signal all the time.
03:16:06
But why, when there's a cop behind me, do I not feel good?
03:16:09
Well, I used to do illegal things, but then they made weed legal.
03:16:13
And so now I like. It's like it's great.
03:16:16
Yeah, but I don't.
03:16:17
You're not supposed to drive for like, 30 days after doing weed.
03:16:19
I think that's what they.
03:16:23
Said becomes it becomes a problem of a problem.
03:16:26
Now they're going to now gun rights are up for debate.
03:16:28
If you if you smoke weed, if you're allowed to carry a firearm,
03:16:31
which is nuts because shall not be infringed.
03:16:34
Well, that's the same thing with alcohol though.
03:16:37
You can't smoke weed and have alcohol or you can't have, oh, you can have drugs.
03:16:41
I mean guns, you can definitely smoke weed. Never go.
03:16:43
From my experience, weed and alcohol kind of go good together.
03:16:48
That you're going to mess.
03:16:49
You're going to mess your fucking.
03:16:51
What if you get liquid in your vape when that make it
03:16:54
not burn properly?
03:16:57
I got a second one.
03:16:59
Not sirup.
03:17:00
Whatever the fuck you call that, that's not going to dive back down and
03:17:04
so about the physics.
03:17:05
I'm drawing on it. So it's I'm going to I'm going to let you decide.
03:17:08
Jesus is I'm drawing on it, I'm going to play this opening statement.
03:17:11
And then you decide if we should save it for Gary or not.
03:17:15
Jesus is called sometimes the son of Pantera,
03:17:17
which is related to the Greek word pantera.
03:17:20
And this was a word bands to describe.
03:17:23
This was a word used.
03:17:26
He said this was a word
03:17:27
to describe mushrooms.
03:17:31
These people are suggesting that Jesus was a mushroom.
03:17:35
I one last time
03:17:40
you were here, there was one question that I think you didn't really answer.
03:17:44
I want to ask you,
03:17:45
so there was a man named John Lake who translated the Dead Sea Scrolls,
03:17:48
and he concluded that Jesus was mushroom.
03:17:49
So unless you eat some psilocybin shrooms,
03:17:51
we're taking you on saying that Jesus is not a mushroom.
03:17:52
So are you willing to go home and eat some shrooms?
03:17:59
We're really out of time now.
03:18:00
Else in this?
03:18:02
I haven't heard this before.
03:18:03
Well, actually, someone said something about mushrooms,
03:18:05
but I've never heard this theory except here in this class, so I would say.
03:18:10
What do you mean, a mushroom that I can give you the
03:18:13
a psychedelic mushroom that you can trip on, which I have never done.
03:18:17
You can explain it to me.
03:18:18
What do you mean?
03:18:19
Or what does he mean by mushroom? Sure.
03:18:22
So there's this idea that, John Allegro proposed
03:18:28
that every every story in
03:18:31
the Bible is actually a metaphor or a disguised,
03:18:35
metaphor for fertility cults, which, ingested mushrooms.
03:18:40
I forgot what the name of the specific mushroom was,
03:18:43
but there's all this, like, philological kind of things.
03:18:45
He does was a really interesting book. All right, I got it.
03:18:48
Okay, let me say this. What evidence does he have for this?
03:18:50
What evidence does he have? So what does happen?
03:18:53
Evidence is linguistic evidence.
03:18:54
So for example, there is the Jewish law.
03:18:58
No one is paying attention.
03:18:59
This is called sometimes the son of cancer because it's kind of
03:19:02
this is related to the Greek word pantera.
03:19:04
I can hear Gary saying, well, the whole Jesus story is kind of
03:19:06
to describe this was a word used for mushrooms.
03:19:09
We have, aristos, which, John Allegro would say is related to
03:19:12
Horus stuff, which was also another word used to describe plants.
03:19:16
And it's a it's just a really interesting book.
03:19:18
I just want to wait for the guy on stage to get shot in.
03:19:21
I don't really have an opinion, but there's so much historical data
03:19:24
that we've been through and even couldn't go through.
03:19:27
I can't help but think about just a metaphor.
03:19:28
In these instances.
03:19:29
It has some more. There's historical data involved.
03:19:32
These are real people who lived, a real life
03:19:38
about 2000 years ago, in fact.
03:19:41
Good argument.
03:19:42
When we there is historical record of Jesus and he wasn't a mushroom.
03:19:46
There are more than 30 people named in the New Testament
03:19:50
that are known to be historical figures outside
03:19:53
the New Testament, from outside sources like Herod, all the Herod's
03:19:58
like Pilate, like Caiaphas, like Jesus himself is man.
03:20:01
But hold on, sir, I don't want to say just because those people exist
03:20:04
in this story, in that story, that all, every story
03:20:06
that exists with them is 100% accurate, because that would be
03:20:11
flat rants live.
03:20:12
This week we will be doing drugs.
03:20:15
You heard me right.
03:20:16
Drugs.
03:20:19
You know, honesty.
03:20:20
You testified document never done much.
03:20:22
So figure even John the Baptist and I got offered I got offered recently.
03:20:27
It's it's not a complete metaphor.
03:20:29
Even if there are metaphors in the Bible,
03:20:32
this is good historical data.
03:20:34
It would be like saying,
03:20:36
would we expect, say, 2000 years from now
03:20:40
that a, they describe the cult of Star Wars
03:20:46
would be the most Instagram story
03:20:50
in the history of mankind glasses line.
03:20:54
So like it was just straight.
03:20:55
They look like
03:20:56
they look like those athletic rec specs because it's like Star Wars.
03:21:00
We're going to play over the one to play blast.
03:21:01
Jesus has to come across his brow like Jesus Christ, a human being in history.
03:21:08
It also looks like he has eyepatch.
03:21:14
It was not a metaphor.
03:21:15
He was a real person.
03:21:17
So Jesus was not.
03:21:18
Do love Jesus.
03:21:20
He's on my Mount Rushmore of Bible figures.
03:21:24
That was that still being shared.
03:21:28
I don't know, was there any pants
03:21:29
punching controller man grooming?
03:21:33
And I have Sabina.
03:21:36
Sabina,
03:21:38
Sabrina Carr, author of Saturday Night Live.
03:21:41
Oh, there's a new virus coming there. Was it?
03:21:43
Did you watch it all?
03:21:44
Was it entertaining?
03:21:45
Did it matter?
03:21:48
What was I doing?
03:21:49
It was on my screen, but I didn't have sound.
03:21:51
Oh, I kept I wanted to watch Cam Patterson because he's from, kill Tony.
03:21:54
He's the new.
03:21:55
He's the new black guy on Saturday Night Live.
03:21:59
And I think I watch the whole episode and he did not appear.
03:22:01
He's only been on two episodes and I think he already got kicked off or fired.
03:22:04
But then I read he wanted to get kicked off.
03:22:06
He wanted to be the next, Shane Gillis.
03:22:09
Apparently, getting kicked off SNL makes you more famous than staying on nowadays.
03:22:15
Allegedly.
03:22:19
Or they
03:22:20
they they created, mirror molecules.
03:22:25
I wanted to show this last week.
03:22:26
I wish I would have found it.
03:22:27
It was about right handed and left handedness.
03:22:32
Scientists warn
03:22:33
that a mirror life could destroy all life on Earth.
03:22:37
Every molecule
03:22:39
that exists is considered to be a right handed molecule.
03:22:43
I had to pull this up.
03:22:44
It's not up yet
03:22:46
here, so make it make a little more sense.
03:22:49
But not a lot more.
03:22:53
Mirror life.
03:22:54
In an article published this month
03:22:56
in the journal science, blah blah blah pose risks living cells
03:22:59
with opposite molecular structures to those of regular life on Earth.
03:23:03
Their cell
03:23:04
molecular makeup would be identical aside from being backwards like a mirror image,
03:23:08
hence why researchers call it mirror life now, right now, peace of mind.
03:23:13
They haven't done this yet, but they're trying.
03:23:14
And as soon as they do, it could end all life.
03:23:17
But it relates to last
03:23:18
week because they call this mirror
03:23:21
image.
03:23:22
Actually, here it is.
03:23:24
Mirror molecules are 3D mirror images of regular molecules,
03:23:26
like how your left hand is a mirror image of your right hand.
03:23:30
DNA and RNA are made up of right handed building blocks called nucleotides,
03:23:35
while proteins are made up of left handed amino acids, scientists explained.
03:23:40
Somehow they're going to mirror these and life is going to end as we know it.
03:23:44
So that's how good to know.
03:23:45
So if the even if this is capable,
03:23:48
that would explain possibly where all the tools went from the pyramids.
03:23:52
If we reverse life and all molecules just reversed and disappeared
03:23:56
somehow from this realm.
03:23:59
Let's go down to let's just break Crispr.
03:24:02
I saw Crispr,
03:24:04
oh, they're working on Crispr right there.
03:24:06
Look, that's Crispr.
03:24:06
You think it's a big giant machine, but it's really just a couple of beakers.
03:24:10
And people in lab coats.
03:24:15
They found this out in 1975.
03:24:17
Dude, what what?
03:24:18
We're really.
03:24:18
Where are we living?
03:24:22
And what side of the heart is it on?
03:24:23
Is it in the center? Does it lean?
03:24:25
Left is supposed to be dead center, and it doesn't lean left.
03:24:28
I don't know which.
03:24:30
I don't know which thread we live in anymore.
03:24:35
They put moratoriums
03:24:36
on these, which basically are rules that says the shit is so fucked up,
03:24:41
you shouldn't mess with it.
03:24:42
You know, like with the
03:24:44
the what do they call that reverse engineering of the
03:24:47
what they did with, you know, the Covid.
03:24:51
We're not supposed to be doing that, but they do it
03:24:52
anyways because it's all a race to make money.
03:24:54
They think whoever can do this and control
03:24:55
it will make a bunch of money, and they do it anyways.
03:24:58
There's a rogue scientist in 2018, thinks he edited
03:25:02
the embryos of two newborn human babies
03:25:06
to do up.
03:25:09
It doesn't say, but he was jailed.
03:25:10
See where?
03:25:11
My point is, though, that these rules aren't going
03:25:12
to prevent people from doing this heinous Frankenstein style shit.
03:25:16
He was jailed for what?
03:25:19
Editing the embryos of two newborn humans?
03:25:23
Well, I thought, I don't think we.
03:25:25
I don't think we care. Why?
03:25:26
What is a, humans?
03:25:28
I thought they weren't.
03:25:30
Oh, they are,
03:25:32
but thought that there was a certain
03:25:35
that's arguable type of
03:25:37
clump of cells.
03:25:42
Clump of cells?
03:25:44
Yeah.
03:25:44
They used Crispr to edit the genes of twins.
03:25:47
I don't slicer splicer.
03:25:50
It was slicer.
03:25:51
What's the topic next week, Terry?
03:25:54
Oh, wait, you're not here.
03:25:57
Who knows? Yeah.
03:25:58
Looking into the future of this.
03:26:02
What's chromosome two?
03:26:04
Yeah, about 200,000 years ago.
03:26:06
Now. There's a little evidence. Okay.
03:26:08
I've been back as far as 300,000, but the the kicker is that we can now
03:26:13
look at the DNA and reverse engineer it and say, what did it take to get
03:26:17
where we are and what scientists are now calling the smoking gun?
03:26:21
And there's still a lot of controversy around this is,
03:26:24
human chromosome number two, second largest chromosome.
03:26:27
And in every cell of the body, it's got about 1200 or so genes in that chromosome.
03:26:32
And just one of them, Gene TBR number one is responsible for.
03:26:36
Thanks for following great cool frog.
03:26:38
We appreciate follow us. You can like come and follow.
03:26:40
It really helps the algorithm and blah blah blah, yada yada.
03:26:43
Who cares?
03:26:44
What we do is one girl who runs all of these.
03:26:46
Do we want to get 200 because they're like an 85 or 86?
03:26:49
Now, where did chromosome analysis and
03:26:53
how? But they don't like the answer.
03:26:55
Weird, because thanks cool frog.
03:26:57
You can comment on a fusion.
03:26:59
Proceedings from National Academy of Sciences.
03:27:01
The volume genetics says this very clearly.
03:27:04
We conclude that the origin of human chromosome two
03:27:07
is the product of an ancestral fusion of telomere
03:27:11
to telomere fusion of two preexisting in Chrome is a high C.
03:27:14
So we are us in nature.
03:27:16
We showed up.
03:27:17
Wait, what, 200,000 years ago? Doesn't happen.
03:27:20
Nature been back.
03:27:22
Everything happens in nature.
03:27:24
Everything.
03:27:28
Everything.
03:27:31
So what does he mean?
03:27:32
That it was somehow split with two other.
03:27:37
That was the important part right there.
03:27:38
Hello?
03:27:39
Mirror to telomere fusion of two preexisting crime.
03:27:42
He uses words like telomere to telomere fusion.
03:27:44
And we just go, whoa, I don't know what the fuck that means.
03:27:46
So it must be oh, he knows what it means. It's on. No matter.
03:27:50
Do you know I'll fuze one telomere to another.
03:27:52
Telomere. Duh.
03:27:53
I don't think Team Wolverine.
03:27:55
No shit.
03:27:57
Who's team over?
03:27:58
And this guy was a guy.
03:28:00
You don't think he looks like Wolverine?
03:28:02
That does not happen in nature.
03:28:03
This are empathy, sympathy and passion.
03:28:05
Love are cognitive abilities.
03:28:08
The mirror neurons, all of these kinds of things are because that one gene.
03:28:12
What's really interesting
03:28:13
is where did chromosome gene Hackman and where did that gene come from?
03:28:17
It was split from genes that already existed here, he said.
03:28:20
Then.
03:28:23
We are ourselves,
03:28:26
different versions of ourselves.
03:28:28
Yeah, I'm going to save Sabina because there's two of them.
03:28:32
I'm going to scroll through.
03:28:33
You got something?
03:28:34
You got something pulled up? No. You done? What's that?
03:28:36
I mean, I've got stuff, but it's nothing.
03:28:38
That's. Oh, you rip that up.
03:28:40
Yeah, you can watch that. Whatever. Sabina. Hassan fucker.
03:28:44
Dude, I didn't like that.
03:28:45
She was a brilliant carpenter.
03:28:46
Just after round on Saturday Night Live.
03:28:48
And the FCC might make her on the show.
03:28:49
My wife, who's a woman, by the way, the only time that SNL courted
03:28:53
controversy. I'm not a costume. It's not on arena.
03:28:55
Carpenter might just be the podcast of the 2020 pop princesses.
03:28:59
She's also one of the raunchiest.
03:29:01
I said, I you know what?
03:29:02
I didn't like it because I was confused.
03:29:04
I said, oh, what's going on down there?
03:29:07
Well, they have to protect they did.
03:29:08
They have to protect her. It's a cat. It really is a cat show.
03:29:11
You look stuff in there or is she got a bush?
03:29:13
Let's see. Kardashian.
03:29:15
My wife and I went down this rabbit bush hole.
03:29:17
I don't think you should.
03:29:19
You're going to find out, too. That's not even her skin.
03:29:21
Those aren't even her legs.
03:29:22
She's wearing pants and shit.
03:29:23
Mr. Winky, I don't want to ruin it for you.
03:29:26
She's totally protection to all your all your fantasies.
03:29:29
When she stretches on the bed. It's it's it's fake.
03:29:32
It's I Sabrina didn't even show up.
03:29:35
And for the record, if you think she's really singing,
03:29:37
she's singing out of a hairbrush.
03:29:39
It's all fake.
03:29:43
Do you ever sing out of a hairbrush?
03:29:46
Never, ever, ever.
03:29:47
I wasn't gay,
03:29:50
did you?
03:29:51
I did there, yeah.
03:29:53
There's.
03:29:54
Well, one time I tried to put a hairbrush in my penis all.
03:29:56
But I realized it was too big.
03:29:58
And when I put it in hair, like, how it hurt.
03:30:00
So I realized I had to get a nice day.
03:30:03
I do what what I learned, though, is I need to stop and never put anything else
03:30:07
up there, especially with those bristles which I do think I put in first.
03:30:10
Nope.
03:30:13
Wait, f bombs, she said.
03:30:16
What?
03:30:18
Oh, that it says Sabrina Carpenter's double F bombs in the corner.
03:30:21
Did she say f bombs in, on SNL?
03:30:26
Sabrina Carpenter fans?
03:30:27
Yeah.
03:30:28
Her singing.
03:30:29
Yeah, I wasn't even listening.
03:30:30
The sound was off, so that would have made it better, although I was looking.
03:30:33
Yeah. See you too. Yeah.
03:30:34
He you talk too much.
03:30:38
You talk too much.
03:30:41
I'm just kidding.
03:30:42
That's what the show is for.
03:30:43
Here's another idea that's going to be very controversial.
03:30:45
You could not shut the fuck up scene where he's like, we found Mr.
03:30:49
Winky.
03:30:50
I'm definitely not ashamed to admit that.
03:30:52
I look at Sabrina Carpenter.
03:30:54
I do not listen to Sabrina Carpenter.
03:30:57
In fact, I don't.
03:30:58
I mean, I guess she's talented.
03:30:59
I've heard I see that she's talented.
03:31:03
You know what I learned from said she looks very talented.
03:31:07
When I saw pictures of her face, I thought she was a large woman.
03:31:10
Like, tall, a little tall. She's. Yeah, I thought she was.
03:31:12
I thought she was a bit like thicker.
03:31:15
Like which would be more like a regular woman, right?
03:31:18
No, but she's like,
03:31:20
she has a big face and a little face and more than likely fake tits.
03:31:24
I'm assuming at this point I'm not a leg man, but I'm a fan of her thigh.
03:31:28
I thought she was like, bigger than that.
03:31:30
I thought she was a bit more. Well, maybe she's smart.
03:31:32
Maybe she hired giant people, said giant.
03:31:35
The hairbrush is hips. Jackson, this.
03:31:39
She doesn't have tits.
03:31:40
Carpenter might just be.
03:31:40
Oh, that is an illusion.
03:31:44
That's a little bit of makeup in the middle.
03:31:46
She doesn't have tits.
03:31:47
She's got some short fingers like you that
03:31:51
she has fingers.
03:31:53
Is that how small she is, or is it?
03:31:55
She's got really short fingers. What is that?
03:31:57
What is it?
03:31:57
What is it?
03:31:58
The finger length.
03:31:59
Why? She curled in a little bit.
03:32:01
It's like she's a pinky.
03:32:04
Yeah. It is.
03:32:05
Of the 2021. He's pop princess is.
03:32:08
She's reading a book called stupid, not short.
03:32:11
Her fingers are.
03:32:13
He's also one of the raunchiest.
03:32:14
I'm concerned about the Lego set looks, stuff.
03:32:17
That stubby fingers look weird.
03:32:20
Her hands are, I guess it doesn't look that bad here.
03:32:25
Man's best friend, Carpenter had the honor of serving
03:32:27
as both host and musical guest on SNL season 51.
03:32:31
The singer let a couple of F-bombs fly
03:32:32
during her time on the show, but it wasn't while
03:32:34
she was in a sketch playing a 12 year old podcast host or a washing machine.
03:32:38
The double shot of profanity came during her musical number
03:32:41
as she performed her hit song Nobody's Son, sporting a bedazzled karate guy,
03:32:45
Carpenter showed off
03:32:46
her martial arts skills while singing about the boy who grew up.
03:32:49
We managed to do a decent enough job censoring that word, but the SNL editing
03:32:53
team dropped the ball twice.
03:32:55
While many West Coast viewers rated the lyrics
03:32:57
and East Coast viewers heard it loud, applause, it.
03:33:00
I think it was, I don't know who was, but one of the SNL actors basically
03:33:04
invented the seven
03:33:05
second delay or whatever,
03:33:06
because they realized even though it was a live show,
03:33:08
they had to have some control and censorship.
03:33:10
So they had time to fucking censor it.
03:33:13
They didn't, so that people would talk about it and just go, whoops.
03:33:17
And they find him. Right?
03:33:18
The FCC find you just totally it's
03:33:19
totally worth the publicity because it's a cheap, fine.
03:33:22
Is that is that the reason why it doesn't get censored
03:33:25
or get censor of the West Coast is because the delay, there's a longer delay?
03:33:28
Or do they do that on purpose?
03:33:30
Because I thought there was something before that.
03:33:31
I've heard that they do that on purpose
03:33:33
because the West Coast, for some reason is going to, I don't know,
03:33:37
I'm pretty sure the West Coast, I don't see why.
03:33:39
The same time.
03:33:41
I mean, there might be a millisecond delay to go a little farther,
03:33:43
but I mean, that's not how satellites were, right?
03:33:46
I don't think it seems weird.
03:33:48
Is the West Coast is cooler, do you think?
03:33:50
Let me ask you, do you think that they see
03:33:53
it at 1130 their time?
03:33:56
Yes. And uploaded to YouTube Carpenter sailor mouth.
03:34:00
But live viewers forgot one of them just by
03:34:03
simply said in the live airing in like 45 minutes.
03:34:06
Girl, whatever those fines might be, the publicity that Carpenter received
03:34:10
for her uncensored performance likely more than makes up for it, right?
03:34:15
She just said, what?
03:34:15
I said, you are under arrest.
03:34:19
They did it on ads in this bitch.
03:34:21
Read all about it.
03:34:23
They did it on purpose.
03:34:24
Absolutely. Newspapers. I come
03:34:28
was not sponsored by newspapers.
03:34:30
I kind of not sponsored by time.
03:34:32
No, it's a bit of an unspoken rule that there are just certain
03:34:35
topics that remain off limits on TV.
03:34:38
Martin Lawrence learned this the hard way in 1994, when he delivered
03:34:41
a salacious SNL monologue in which he critiqued women's genital hygiene.
03:34:44
After the episode aired live on the East Coast.
03:34:47
The West Coast, in turn, received a heavily edited version of jokes.
03:34:51
To this day, it's basically impossible, maybe an uncensored version of it online,
03:34:55
the Los Angeles Times reported that NBC received almost 200 complaints
03:34:59
regarding the monologue. The network. So I'm wrong.
03:35:01
They do record it and then played it.
03:35:03
1130 I know that response, but he did say that's what
03:35:07
that's what he do to some of bad taste.
03:35:09
As he put it to the LA times, I saw Alec Baldwin
03:35:11
playing a camp counselor and licking a little boy's fingers.
03:35:14
That seems worse to me than what I had to say.
03:35:16
In 2020, Laura appeared on the radio show The Breakfast Club and jokingly commented
03:35:20
that he didn't give a damn about whether he's banned from SNL, noting that
03:35:24
it wasn't in fact,
03:35:26
NBC realized the way it went down.
03:35:28
It wasn't what they thought, and then they stopped me
03:35:30
a little too close to the truth.
03:35:31
Maybe in the middle
03:35:32
of SNL for season creator Lorne Michaels booked a high profile guest host
03:35:36
who would hopefully boost
03:35:37
the show's rookie ratings the ever provocative Richard Pryor.
03:35:40
The episode remains legendary, but oh shit, I agree to that stream.
03:35:44
I didn't even know the speaking for America star.
03:35:46
How you doing?
03:35:47
Word Association Sketch features an employer
03:35:49
doing a word prompt exchange with a job, something.
03:35:54
More interesting.
03:35:54
This was tense racial slurs back at each other,
03:35:57
casually dropping the N-word and Pryor responding,
03:36:00
this thing, this comes off on a.
03:36:02
The sketch later reflected on its impact and importance and is now all right.
03:36:12
My new
03:36:13
album, Man's Best Friend, came out, which I'm so excited about.
03:36:16
But, some people got a little like my cover.
03:36:19
I'm not sure why was just this me on all fours with an unseen figure
03:36:24
pulling my hair, but what people don't realize
03:36:26
is that's just how they welcome everybody from Fox Stream.
03:36:29
Clearly a picture from the 50th anniversary special of.
03:36:32
We are currently reviewing Sabrina Carpenter saying the F-word.
03:36:36
Same fuck a few times on SNL
03:36:39
after Martin Short.
03:36:40
We can't stand Sabrina Carpenter, but we think she's hot saying something
03:36:44
like, daddy need his mini quiche.
03:36:48
And usually we're looking at
03:36:50
Sabrina Handsome Pfeiffer.
03:36:52
I don't think that was SNL.
03:36:54
Hasn't been funny since like 1979.
03:36:56
Oh no, I don't know what the deal with the
03:37:00
cover is.
03:37:02
I mean, it's fine, but that's if you want to
03:37:04
if that's how you want to be looked at, great.
03:37:06
I'll take a blow job for me. Fan. That's what you're doing.
03:37:08
She definitely wants to look like that.
03:37:10
She's trying to
03:37:11
distinguish herself as the biggest and maybe a little too much on a slut.
03:37:15
Sabrina Carpenter hit the. Sorry, Sabrina.
03:37:17
You're probably talented best, but the real nobody can look past
03:37:20
the monologue she tackled for her friend album art backlash.
03:37:25
That's not her calling it just a funny photo.
03:37:27
That's what I is.
03:37:27
Air is ruining it.
03:37:28
Oh my God, that's not her either, because that's I.
03:37:32
Yeah, I'd rather see a version of her.
03:37:34
So what was Gary saying about I is not going to ruin creativity
03:37:37
because it sure the fuck ruin that video by sharing that advice on TikTok.
03:37:41
It's fine.
03:37:41
We don't even need to watch this shit.
03:37:42
I'd rather go do something important.
03:37:45
No, but it's going to be. It's going to muddy.
03:37:47
Just need to hear.
03:37:48
It's going to muddy the the whole the waters.
03:37:52
Ladies and gentlemen, Sabrina Carpenter, you.
03:38:09
Think some weird with, like, big movie hair.
03:38:13
That's how she looks in the video, I guess.
03:38:15
So the video, as much as it makes her look tiny hosting Saturday Night Live.
03:38:21
But her face is like big 50th anniversary. She's.
03:38:23
You just said it.
03:38:24
You just said. But her face.
03:38:26
And since then, my, that's an expression.
03:38:28
She's really hot. But her face about.
03:38:30
But, Yeah, right.
03:38:31
I'm a little, like, freaked out by the cover.
03:38:33
No, I mean, she's not, like, ugly, but her head is
03:38:37
an unseen figure pulling my hair.
03:38:39
But what people don't realize is that's just how they cropped it.
03:38:42
If you zoom out, it's clearly a picture
03:38:44
from the 50th anniversary special of Bo and helping me up by the hair.
03:38:50
Out! Look, she made her slutty, short.
03:38:55
Shoved me out of the bus.
03:38:56
I mean, it's definitely hot saying something like,
03:38:59
daddy need his mini quiche now.
03:39:03
She doesn't even know who Martin Short is.
03:39:05
Not sure she's just making innuendo and thinks it's funny.
03:39:09
No, she was told to tell these jokes.
03:39:11
She's written these jokes when I'm also turned on
03:39:15
and I'm sexually charged.
03:39:18
And I love to read funny.
03:39:21
My favorite book is The Encyclopedia.
03:39:23
It's so big and it's hard.
03:39:26
And wait. Seriously? Okay, sorry.
03:39:28
There is a real person underneath
03:39:29
all the sparkles in the legs, and I'm trying not to get turned on.
03:39:33
You might not know about me is that I love to interact with the audience
03:39:36
during my show, so I'd like to do that right now.
03:39:39
Why, sir, what's your name as well?
03:39:44
Well, hey, it's.
03:39:45
Well, we wondered why will laugh now we know Will into the fucking SNL set
03:39:50
from Maryland.
03:39:51
Maryland?
03:39:52
I didn't know it was a Maryland zoo.
03:39:53
A place to see.
03:39:56
I love talking to normal people.
03:39:58
They're so fascinating when they're real.
03:39:59
Hey, if you guys are still watching from Cool Frog, please, like, please join some.
03:40:05
Please follow.
03:40:08
Like we're not
03:40:10
we're not one of those, uptight, secretly stuck, ready people that ask
03:40:13
for donations of anything you type in the chat we'll share and talk about.
03:40:17
So if you want to talk about anything, let us know in the chat up here.
03:40:22
I feel like there's an inside joke going on that I haven't been privy to,
03:40:25
but the show just started and tonight, and I've been watching ever since.
03:40:30
Coming to you under arrest for being hot.
03:40:35
No, for falsely impersonating an officer 200 times after concerts.
03:40:40
And you're arresting innocent hot people, Keenan.
03:40:44
You're not.
03:40:44
You're not even in a costume.
03:40:46
What are you doing here? Okay, fine.
03:40:49
I'm here to get a cameo from my niece.
03:40:53
Sure. I would love to.
03:40:54
Do you have $200,000?
03:40:56
35 bucks?
03:40:58
I went to her cameo.
03:40:59
It's 35 bucks if anyone else wants one for her Venmo.
03:41:02
We've got a great.
03:41:02
Yeah for you tonight.
03:41:03
I'm here right?
03:41:07
Yeah.
03:41:07
35 bucks that cameos cheap.
03:41:09
You can get anybody in the world to say anything you want for under 50 bucks.
03:41:13
Pretty much. In fact, we'll do it. We'll do it right now.
03:41:16
Anything you put in the chat, we'll say out loud, flip it.
03:41:20
Okay.
03:41:25
Between.
03:41:29
Yep yep yep.
03:41:32
We're about to wrap up,
03:41:33
but since we have so many viewers now, we should keep going.
03:41:36
We should do it for.
03:41:38
We don't do it.
03:41:38
We should use you guys know it.
03:41:41
There's people watching.
03:41:42
Yeah, yeah.
03:41:43
You know who, Sabina? People watch.
03:41:46
People watch if you like.
03:41:47
If you like to watch the show or if you don't like to watch.
03:41:51
We're going to talk about Three Eye Atlas now,
03:41:54
which is either just a comet going by or aliens
03:41:58
that are going to blow up our universe and make mirror molecules
03:42:03
or both.
03:42:05
We have, stingers.
03:42:07
I'm going to play Stinger action for that first watch.
03:42:12
Please, please, please fix me.
03:42:16
Horse and Beth always.
03:42:18
Please, please. Here it is.
03:42:21
And please, please, please
03:42:25
000. For.
03:42:30
Go. Sorry, I Atlas
03:42:31
is an interstellar object currently passing through the solar system.
03:42:34
It's received a lot of attention as possible. Alien technology.
03:42:37
She has really nice hair today. Let's go.
03:42:39
But the more data we have of this object, the more unusual it has become.
03:42:42
So I upload what is covered on July 1st by the Atlas Survey Telescope in Chile.
03:42:46
It's called Three Eyes because it's got three.
03:42:48
It looks like a cat. To me. It's called a three.
03:42:50
Because it's the third interstellar object we've ever seen.
03:42:53
Astrophysicists think it doesn't come from within our solar system
03:42:56
because they can calculate where it came from.
03:42:58
It's clearly not a bound object in the solar system.
03:43:00
It's also very unlikely to have come from the Oort cloud.
03:43:02
That's a roughly spherical swarm
03:43:04
of small, icy objects that surrounds the solar system.
03:43:06
On occasion,
03:43:07
some object from the Oort cloud falls
03:43:08
into the solar system, and sometimes that makes a comet.
03:43:10
But objects from the Oort cloud have a very small initial velocity.
03:43:14
Doesn't fit to three I atlas. This is why I ask.
03:43:16
Physicists are confident it really came from far away. What?
03:43:19
Just what is it?
03:43:20
Most astrophysicists think it's a cold alien
03:43:22
body, mostly made of ice, which starts evaporating
03:43:24
as it gets closer to the sun, which then creates the characteristic tail.
03:43:28
But if it's a comet, it's an old comet.
03:43:29
In a study that just appeared on the archive, astrophysicists report
03:43:32
that Atlas is shedding nickel and iron at a rate they call exceptional.
03:43:35
It also emits carbon dioxide and water in a ratio
03:43:37
that researchers have called unusual
03:43:39
and that some say would fit to being exhaust from propulsion system.
03:43:42
Yet another reason I that the object
03:43:45
of light, in the wake of an
03:43:46
unprecedented among asteroids and comets and other oddity is not in response
03:43:49
to being far away from the sun, Three Eye Atlas has developed a tail
03:43:52
that's pointing towards the sun rather than away from it.
03:43:55
Astrophysicists have described this as not common and possibly observed
03:43:58
for the first time.
03:43:59
All this comes after a three year atlas was found to be on an unusual
03:44:02
trajectory, almost in the plane of this is the coming close to a.
03:44:05
So this is the part that interests me the most because it's planned.
03:44:09
Try and capture or go close to as many planets as possible,
03:44:13
which, you know, kind of makes me think it might not be like
03:44:17
just randomly passing by planets Mars, Jupiter and Venus.
03:44:20
It'll show way, way better than I got on the opposite side of the sun as we are.
03:44:25
And it's moving. Although this is like changing direction.
03:44:27
A couple times
03:44:29
I was like, I haven't heard, I haven't heard this, have some self illumination.
03:44:32
But these claims are really far out there.
03:44:34
Maybe somewhere in the Oort cloud.
03:44:35
Still, even if we take only what we read in the astrophysics papers.
03:44:38
This sounds suspicious, doesn't it?
03:44:40
Unusual. Unprecedented.
03:44:42
Exceptional. Observed for the first time.
03:44:44
How many oddities does it take for an object to warrant extra scrutiny?
03:44:47
So what are we to make of this?
03:44:49
Let's start with a question of how unusual the object actually is.
03:44:52
For this, we have to ask unusual compared to what
03:44:55
this is only the third interstellar object we've ever seen.
03:44:57
We don't have much to compare it to.
03:44:59
Yes, it's the fastest of those.
03:45:01
Chances are it's a hunk of metal.
03:45:02
And why is it so close to the plane in which the planets lie?
03:45:04
Quite possibly because if it wasn't, we wouldn't have seen it.
03:45:07
Why does it get so close to these three planets?
03:45:10
Let me ask in return if this was a deliberately chosen and designed orbit,
03:45:13
why does it stay away from us?
03:45:15
The one planet in the habitable zone, but doesn't make any sense.
03:45:18
Maybe they're afraid of us and trying to hide.
03:45:20
Well, they're not doing a good job.
03:45:21
That kind of imagery doesn't help of space junk.
03:45:24
Personally, I think it's highly likely
03:45:25
that there are other intelligent civilizations in our galaxy.
03:45:27
They almost certainly have explorer missions.
03:45:29
And more importantly, there must be lots of tech debris
03:45:31
flying around stellar space
03:45:33
that a broken alien spaceship might just drift through our solar system.
03:45:36
It's unlikely, but not impossible.
03:45:37
I think it's a hypothesis we should seriously consider.
03:45:40
Let me be clear we have no evidence that we are alien technology.
03:45:44
The most plausible explanation
03:45:45
is it's a comet different from those we've seen before.
03:45:47
But I worry that astrophysicists may be too eager to dismiss the alien
03:45:51
tech possibility.
03:45:52
I worry about this because scientists tend to overstress type
03:45:54
two errors and typically ignore the risk of type one errors.
03:45:58
Type two error is when you have a hypothesis, which is rejected.
03:46:01
Vaccines called. It is a typical example. So I just
03:46:05
these impossibility that are
03:46:07
a possibility I don't know if it's decent over these errors all the time.
03:46:10
Whenever they say no science has
03:46:12
this must be old school because type two it flew by.
03:46:15
We got
03:46:15
we got better pictures of efficient evidence
03:46:17
and they flew by some kind of type one error.
03:46:20
On the other hand it's windy or something near Jupiter.
03:46:22
Rejected bacteria can cause stomach ulcers was an example of a type one error.
03:46:26
These errors can persist in science for a long time,
03:46:28
because a hypothesis that's been rejected
03:46:30
is one that doesn't attract attention among scientists anymore.
03:46:32
They tend to not think about the consequences of failing
03:46:35
to acknowledge a truth.
03:46:36
So this is what I worry about when it comes to alien technology.
03:46:39
Not looking out a piece of alien tech because we don't want it to be right,
03:46:42
could be the single biggest mistake that our civilization can ever make.
03:46:45
I don't think it's really
03:46:47
alien technology, but I think it's good that we're talking about it.
03:46:50
If we ever actually observe
03:46:51
alien tech in the science literature, it'll be called exceptional, unusual.
03:46:55
And please see Supplementary figure seven, where we panic quietly.
03:46:58
Quantum mechanics, algorithms, statistics.
03:47:03
She's going to do an advertisement there.
03:47:06
I missed a chicken attack.
03:47:10
I did, Miss Sabina, I apologize.
03:47:13
Sabina did not get your guy a chicken.
03:47:17
You try to attack
03:47:19
in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
03:47:22
You killed my chickens.
03:47:28
I fell to a peck on my left hand.
03:47:31
This thing kept coming.
03:47:32
Just kept charging at me.
03:47:34
So vicious. The almost evil animal.
03:47:36
This vicious animal.
03:47:38
Almost evil.
03:47:39
Sinister blood gushing out.
03:47:42
Oh, blood was coughing.
03:47:44
I was trying to play high pressure and it kept charging me.
03:47:48
Then I was hitting it like this, kicking it off repeatedly.
03:47:51
And this animal just kept charging.
03:47:53
We're going to take wagers.
03:47:54
I know this is probably illegal in most countries.
03:47:56
This is not us doing dog
03:47:58
chicken fighting, but most people would probably put their money on the dog.
03:48:02
So we're going to give it 10 to 1 odds on the chicken.
03:48:05
Anybody taking the chicken?
03:48:07
Anyone at all.
03:48:17
For the record, I don't know how it ends.
03:48:19
Okay.
03:48:21
That's it. Oh.
03:48:28
You do it.
03:48:29
I will be free up.
03:48:32
Chicken that I like, chicken that I
03:48:38
won't let you walk back
03:48:40
and find a place to play them, I love you.
03:48:43
Come, let's go get more chicken.
03:48:45
Nice chicken.
03:48:47
Go. Oh, God.
03:48:50
You know, little la la la la.
03:48:54
Oh, you want to come? Wow.
03:49:06
There's also a chikungunya attack.
03:49:10
Chikungunya. Oh, it spread through southern China.
03:49:13
And now it's actually back in America.
03:49:16
The chikungunya virus.
03:49:19
Please, don't fall for the propaganda.
03:49:22
If they make us lock the entire world up for another virus
03:49:26
from China, allegedly.
03:49:30
Do you,
03:49:33
do you think that was right? No.
03:49:39
It was definitely wrong.
03:49:43
Okay, I'll run through my list here.
03:49:45
I think that's pretty much everything I got.
03:49:47
Oh, I have a subpoena to quantum healing.
03:49:50
Are we interested in quantum healing?
03:49:51
Are interested in religion.
03:49:55
I have a Johnny Carson religion clip.
03:49:58
Some woman that has a good point about atheists.
03:50:00
I like it.
03:50:03
Let's do this.
03:50:04
This is from Gary.
03:50:06
Gary, our host.
03:50:06
In case anyone is watching to you that joined over
03:50:08
still and is still watching Gary, our host has an early morning so he left.
03:50:12
So we're kind of a little he's still watching. Shut up.
03:50:14
He's watching.
03:50:16
But he's not participating.
03:50:19
Where's the Johnny Carson?
03:50:20
I know you sent the Johnny Carson link, but he didn't label it Johnny Carson.
03:50:23
There it is.
03:50:29
If some some people say they're agnostics,
03:50:31
when you define atheists and some people say they're agnostics.
03:50:34
If I remember what you said, you structure your life without any worry
03:50:37
that there is in afterlife or a creator whatsoever. You.
03:50:40
This is right.
03:50:41
The word atheism means simply as the word independence.
03:50:44
The word independence is a negative word.
03:50:46
And this doesn't mean that philosophy flowing from that word is negative.
03:50:49
The word independence means it means simply free from dependency.
03:50:53
And the word atheist, which is a negative word, means simply free from theism.
03:50:58
And we say to the theists in the community, all right,
03:51:00
if you want to believe in God, that's your business.
03:51:03
If you want to pray, that's your business.
03:51:04
You take your marbles and go over there
03:51:06
in the corner of your private life, and you're play your game.
03:51:09
But that's not relevant to the living community. Now.
03:51:12
It has nothing to do with me. It has nothing to do with the government.
03:51:15
It has nothing to do with politics.
03:51:16
It actually hasn't got anything to do with business.
03:51:18
It has nothing to do with science.
03:51:20
It has nothing to do with education.
03:51:22
So therefore, do your thing, but leave this outer community free.
03:51:25
We want to be free from religion and this gets back again to the obscenity thing.
03:51:29
I want freedom from religion.
03:51:32
And, I'm very determined
03:51:34
that we shall have that kind of freedom from religion that we need.
03:51:39
Sounds like somebody we know, doesn't it?
03:51:43
A little background is, Gary, our host, is an atheist.
03:51:46
I'm pretty much agnostic.
03:51:48
George never really said he's just argumentative.
03:51:52
Whatever.
03:51:53
Anyone who wears across in this place.
03:51:55
So you're.
03:51:56
Are you Christian, then?
03:51:59
Pretty much.
03:52:00
I mean, according to Christians.
03:52:03
No. Just more of a cultural Christian then.
03:52:05
Yeah, exactly.
03:52:07
You're not.
03:52:07
You're not a practicing evangelical Christian.
03:52:11
I'm baptized.
03:52:11
I believe.
03:52:12
I want to believe, but there's just too many religions for me.
03:52:16
This is the this is my take.
03:52:17
This woman has my perfect believe.
03:52:19
I want to believe.
03:52:21
So what's your take?
03:52:22
I don't think people are actually religious, 100% disagree.
03:52:25
I think the people that are religious
03:52:26
are the fundamentals that are blowing up and banging down doors.
03:52:30
Those people actually believe it.
03:52:31
But, I believe in God, but I let people live their lives my whole.
03:52:37
He does not like that answer, sugar.
03:52:38
I've told every single one of my friends about it to try and help them
03:52:42
get off sugar.
03:52:43
If I thought they were gonna burn in hell, I would be shaking them awake
03:52:47
in the middle of the night and being like two frogs.
03:52:48
Raised Catholic, please, but hates the clean.
03:52:51
No being extreme enough because they don't believe it.
03:52:54
They don't buy it.
03:52:55
If I thought if you died, you would go to hell forever
03:52:59
in a horrible place with you would want to tell everyone.
03:53:03
That'd be the first thing I said.
03:53:05
Yeah, yeah.
03:53:06
Are you religious? Yeah.
03:53:07
Oh, I don't know.
03:53:09
What do you mean, you don't know?
03:53:10
If people talk about keto, people talk about so many things all the time.
03:53:13
If you thought there was a God and there was a heaven and hell,
03:53:17
people would not shut up about it, right?
03:53:19
They would really be trying to convert you into a pious person.
03:53:21
My aunt, she is religious.
03:53:23
What does she text me every day?
03:53:25
Please remind you, please accept Jesus so the people see.
03:53:29
And I think Gary has somebody in his life that does that.
03:53:32
That's what makes him so, like, resentful toward the whole religion.
03:53:36
Cool frog has a great comment to, just to be clear.
03:53:39
So he seems to always lash out like people because I think he has
03:53:42
somebody that literally evangelical eyes is religion to him constantly,
03:53:46
whether it's his mom or another family member past his birthday or Mrs.
03:53:50
Gary.
03:53:51
Cool frog simply says, still,
03:53:54
Jesus is Lord.
03:53:57
Amen.
03:54:02
Amen.
03:54:04
So once again, yes, our host is very strongly
03:54:07
he's an evangelical atheist,
03:54:08
if that even exists, which I'm not sure what his outcome is
03:54:11
except to make everybody feel down and depressed.
03:54:13
But when I tell him that he calls me out and says
03:54:14
no, without religion, the world would be a happier,
03:54:17
more productive, better, honest, truthful, everything.
03:54:19
Better place.
03:54:21
He was our he's our he's our former host.
03:54:25
I think we can maybe call him our born again host from here on out.
03:54:30
Fair enough.
03:54:31
But he didn't really.
03:54:32
He does not come in with more passion and enthusiasm like no.
03:54:35
Yeah. No, he's definitely not.
03:54:37
Yeah. He's he would be like even less enthusiasm.
03:54:39
Even less than half of what.
03:54:41
You know what that was then the first or second monologue though was insane.
03:54:44
He set the standard and bar so high
03:54:46
he was probably like, shit, I'm not doing that, everyone.
03:54:48
What do I do now? Here?
03:54:50
What do I do now?
03:54:51
That's exactly. Well,
03:54:53
I mean, honestly, I think if we're just going to be honest
03:54:57
about him and about ourselves, I mean, it's
03:54:59
I wonder, you know, the second game I want to know just because he's
03:55:02
pretty much in the realm of you get to miss it, the fuck they're doing.
03:55:06
Do you understand that?
03:55:09
They don't.
03:55:10
And we could also roll back our topic was scribes.
03:55:12
We started with scribes.
03:55:15
The Bible writers are wrong that we can play this.
03:55:18
We can play it part. I was setting up part of the second game, to be honest.
03:55:20
Just because we did have we did we did get rated.
03:55:25
We don't know what people are doing.
03:55:27
We don't know what the fuck we're doing. So,
03:55:30
can we can we get another one?
03:55:33
We're going to call the segment maybe, like you look different
03:55:35
or some shit like that, I don't know, but we've been doing the show 126 times.
03:55:39
Are we still allowed to suck?
03:55:42
So, We are.
03:55:44
Who is this woman?
03:55:46
Oh, I recognize her, I know her.
03:55:48
Am I allowed to say that's an easy one?
03:55:49
I got it, I let other I'll let other people try to decide.
03:55:53
She's a she's a pop star from the early 2000s.
03:55:56
Yeah, definitely. She sure is. Movie star.
03:56:04
Very gorgeous.
03:56:06
Beautiful young lady.
03:56:08
I want to know why.
03:56:11
What kind of filter is making her mouth so big?
03:56:15
I don't know either, because
03:56:16
she didn't used to have that.
03:56:20
So this is this is going to be a very controversial segment
03:56:24
because I think people are allowed to look as creepy and whatever as they
03:56:30
if it makes her feel good, what am I to say,
03:56:33
like, do I?
03:56:33
Well, I prefer her to some extent for the long wait.
03:56:37
Would I prefer her to be old and grow old gracefully?
03:56:41
She's yes, I longer than me as an old person.
03:56:45
She's younger than me.
03:56:49
Cool frog says I have a few thousand episodes.
03:56:51
I do this every day and I still suck. It's okay.
03:56:53
Yeah, somebody's got to. We all suck. Yeah.
03:56:58
Yeah.
03:56:58
So what's her name?
03:57:02
And why would she do that?
03:57:04
Do you know who? Really?
03:57:05
I hope you have what you do. What, like we don't.
03:57:07
We don't even know what she did.
03:57:08
But oh, I do she she said, do me a favor.
03:57:13
Make an incision. Hey, you lost your video.
03:57:15
Do an incision in the back of her head.
03:57:18
Take a little.
03:57:19
Take a little bit of skin out and stretch that shit back.
03:57:22
I realize that forever was in your blood.
03:57:33
Yeah, I got her.
03:57:35
The problem is, when she looks in a mirror, she doesn't see that anymore.
03:57:40
She sees horror and terror.
03:57:44
Her mouth is not gigantic.
03:57:46
It doesn't take a raw face.
03:57:50
Hey, Nikki.
03:57:50
Seen you before. You.
03:57:55
You always so cute.
03:57:58
What you.
03:58:01
But I was.
03:58:02
Yeah.
03:58:02
I mean, it's obvious that you were given.
03:58:05
She doesn't even look that bad that you have taken with you
03:58:08
to make such a long career. She's a key.
03:58:11
I feel like that.
03:58:11
So here's some slightly different.
03:58:13
There are this part of this game to chat.
03:58:16
Do me a favor.
03:58:17
Unrecognizable.
03:58:18
Find your creepiest, most unrecognizable plastic surgery part of your career
03:58:23
and post it in chat.
03:58:24
That's who we're looking for.
03:58:25
Surgery, I don't think. What is it
03:58:29
recognizable?
03:58:31
I recognized her, she looks bleached.
03:58:33
What has been the hardest part of my career?
03:58:36
Growing old looking, regular looking to look at maintaining
03:58:40
that work life balance.
03:58:41
Especially now, being a mom of three.
03:58:44
Now I'm starting risk.
03:58:46
I mean, I
03:58:50
changed.
03:58:54
Phases no one will find on.
03:58:59
Just like the facial structure, the facial features,
03:59:03
she looks nothing like this person.
03:59:08
Nothing ever was seen.
03:59:10
You're good.
03:59:11
Better. Indifferent.
03:59:12
Why didn't it look so different? So you.
03:59:15
I don't want you to hold on.
03:59:19
I want it.
03:59:22
How about myself?
03:59:23
I okay, I think you look different.
03:59:28
Do you know Kathy Griffin?
03:59:31
That's her.
03:59:31
After I got surgery,
03:59:34
we got more. Why?
03:59:35
I'm coming next week as well.
03:59:37
I don't know why people do that, except they feel better about themselves,
03:59:40
but they should enjoy whatever nature.
03:59:42
God, whatever you believe in, gave them.
03:59:44
I don't know it doesn't look like stark plastic surgery.
03:59:48
Plastic surgery?
03:59:48
You you can kind of still see some resemblance of what used to be,
03:59:53
I guess,
03:59:54
unless you get to like, Michael Jackson level.
03:59:58
I guess Joan Rivers
03:59:59
started to go that route too, right?
04:00:02
Young Joan Rivers didn't look too much like old Joan Rivers.
04:00:05
You know how refreshing it is to see an old actress that you grew up with.
04:00:08
And she looks old.
04:00:10
I'm like, oh, look, she looks she looks like
04:00:12
she used to, but like, she would look 30 years later, it's very refreshing.
04:00:15
Instead of
04:00:17
we got more comments, yo, that yeah, we are out.
04:00:21
Oh all right, we'll play.
04:00:23
Oh my fucking neighbor.
04:00:25
He's fine here Dee.
04:00:28
Oh you're going to go take a picture of her right.
04:00:29
No you don't don't don't go bother her.
04:00:33
We're in LA.
04:00:34
This dummy went to Mexico to get plastic surgery.
04:00:38
Yeah.
04:00:38
I want a picture.
04:00:40
My eyes are.
04:00:41
But yeah.
04:00:41
Kathy Griffin I mean, I don't unless you become.
04:00:45
Oh, wait, there's. It's worse.
04:00:47
Is that real? That can't be real.
04:00:50
But Kathy Griffin.
04:00:51
Yeah. Look at all these photos.
04:00:52
Okay, it's not just that. It's here.
04:00:54
She looks like Carrie. Curtain.
04:00:56
Carrot top got tons of work done to.
04:01:02
I don't know what else her.
04:01:05
They're all her.
04:01:08
But they're all her.
04:01:13
But now she's coming back around.
04:01:14
Wait, that looks like Tyra Banks.
04:01:16
Now look me back around.
04:01:18
Look, after all the work, she's she's she's getting hot.
04:01:22
No, dude, she could be the hottest woman on earth.
04:01:24
And I know her personality.
04:01:26
I don't care what people look like.
04:01:27
You should see my wife, but I'm Pam.
04:01:31
Hey, my wife is hot.
04:01:32
That's why I can joke about it.
04:01:33
But she's old. My wife is old. Like me.
04:01:35
We look old.
04:01:37
We don't care for hot anymore.
04:01:38
We had.
04:01:39
I have grown kids.
04:01:40
Why do you need to be hot?
04:01:41
Do you care if they're.
04:01:42
Wait, I just Kathy Griffin things back here.
04:01:45
I figured it out.
04:01:46
Kathy Griffin I think Griffin thinks her talent in comedy is so bad
04:01:50
that she thinks people are actually looking at her for her face.
04:01:54
Look at her in the beginning.
04:01:55
Do you think anybody was ever, ever looking at her for her face?
04:01:58
I mean, that's what Carrot Top was.
04:01:59
It was more of like the goofy, you know, spindly hair and shit.
04:02:03
And then she started to go, especially Carrot Top two.
04:02:06
They started to kind of go, oh, no, I want I don't want to be that goofy
04:02:12
known for some goofy, spindly haired fuck.
04:02:14
I want to be like a truck. Yes, I guess what?
04:02:16
You should have been born with a different face and body.
04:02:19
I mean, there's supermodels.
04:02:20
The rebels already been sent to here.
04:02:24
Plenty of people that find, just humor attractive.
04:02:27
So is that what she's trying to be?
04:02:29
She's trying to be funny because that I'm.
04:02:31
Well, that's. Well, that's what she had to try.
04:02:34
That's why she had to try to improve her looks.
04:02:39
That's just not something I stop looking at her.
04:02:41
I need to take it off.
04:02:42
Yeah, take it off the screen,
04:02:45
I think.
04:02:45
Kathy, Kathy Griffin, this is the worst one I've ever seen.
04:02:49
Well, I guess you can go further into things if you want.
04:02:57
We can keep this game going.
04:02:58
Fuck it.
04:03:05
I don't know
04:03:05
if anybody, whatever state you're in, please, please.
04:03:08
Who that.
04:03:12
Oh, I know I'm pretty good at this.
04:03:14
That's that cook.
04:03:15
I don't want to ruin it. Sorry. Shit.
04:03:16
I just gave a huge clue.
04:03:18
I'm really good at this.
04:03:19
Because you can tell.
04:03:20
Yeah, I know who she is.
04:03:22
I'll say it, but let's give other people a chance first,
04:03:24
because then I'll ruin the game like I always do.
04:03:26
You ruined everything.
04:03:27
Yeah, Brady ruined everything.
04:03:31
There's sorbitol and aspartame in there.
04:03:34
Sorry.
04:03:35
I thought you meant ruined things right now. Why?
04:03:39
Okay, so we just got,
04:03:43
I don't even remember the brand.
04:03:43
There were Keebler elves,
04:03:44
cookies, regular cookies with the chocolate stripes over it.
04:03:48
You know those cookies everybody's had those grown up.
04:03:50
Looked at the ingredients.
04:03:51
Because I have this weird aversion to the taste of artificial sweeteners.
04:03:55
Whether I actually get a reaction
04:03:57
or it's bad for you, I don't want to get into that debate,
04:03:59
but I'm just trying to keep it out of my body.
04:04:01
Sure. Shit.
04:04:02
Keebler fucking chocolate striped cookies have sorbitol in it now.
04:04:06
They're not.
04:04:07
They're not a diet cookie.
04:04:08
People that are buying fucking Keebler
04:04:10
cookies don't give a shit about their health.
04:04:12
Leave that crap out of my cookie.
04:04:15
Put sugar in it.
04:04:16
How about that?
04:04:17
And I'll just eat it in moderation.
04:04:19
I weigh 180 pounds. I'm six foot tall.
04:04:22
I can eat fucking cookies. I can handle it.
04:04:24
Let me eat cookies without poison.
04:04:25
Please.
04:04:27
Yes, we have a we have a correct guess.
04:04:31
It is Rachael Ray.
04:04:33
Correct.
04:04:35
Which again, I don't know how you like.
04:04:37
I'm Susan Schmidt from Sawyer.
04:04:39
Go back to that picture.
04:04:40
Like her coat makes her look so fat.
04:04:43
It looks like she has oxygen.
04:04:44
This is better, Rachael Ray.
04:04:46
Oh, come on, stupid, because the commercial guys in our area,
04:04:49
there are drivers in her area
04:04:52
who got a website you love.
04:04:54
You got a commercial?
04:04:54
You put Madlock in there, man.
04:04:57
For you, man, we don't have Rumble Premium.
04:04:59
We don't watch ads.
04:05:02
It is delicious.
04:05:03
And it's definitely a scene.
04:05:06
Again, she's not raging up.
04:05:08
She's not bad to look at, but she's certainly not hot by any means.
04:05:11
She is not making her career for her.
04:05:13
Looks a little bit of a why does. She definitely is here?
04:05:16
What are you talking about?
04:05:17
She looks good portions for she looks fine, but she's. I.
04:05:20
I'd rather eat her food than small pieces.
04:05:25
Or eater.
04:05:26
I mean, to be honest, it's it's her food was.
04:05:28
If she was just hot, she'd be on a runway, and I.
04:05:31
I just don't know how you get to this.
04:05:34
What happened?
04:05:35
Whether good, bad or indifferent.
04:05:37
Like, how does that, like, stark difference.
04:05:39
Like what?
04:05:40
Now? For both you.
04:05:41
Why is it so shiny?
04:05:42
Nothing like you. You have nothing like you. And it's.
04:05:45
Well, we recognize that.
04:05:46
To be fair, we want to be fair.
04:05:48
We recognized her garlic heat that gently
04:05:50
so that the oil will infuse with those flavors.
04:05:53
Then I get the eggplant.
04:05:56
I salt the eggplant about a quarter inch thick as well.
04:05:59
So I'm going to tell you a little secret.
04:06:00
A little bit of sea salt to people.
04:06:02
You see what I yeah, people don't want to die.
04:06:05
And when they look in the mirror and they think they're closer to death,
04:06:08
they will do almost anything to get rid of that feeling,
04:06:11
even if it means turning them into monsters.
04:06:14
She making sandwiches?
04:06:15
Oh. Some evil. Oh, I think so.
04:06:20
Bring me a sandwich that I.
04:06:24
What?
04:06:28
This has been around for a minute, but,
04:06:33
All right.
04:06:33
We're we're in overtime, so we're going to need to match that goalie goal.
04:06:37
This woman.
04:06:39
Sorry.
04:06:40
That was an acronym hot joke for anyone of us watching from.
04:06:43
Unfortunately, there are women.
04:06:44
Maybe we'll do our men next week.
04:06:46
Ooh, that's a tricky one.
04:06:47
I thought I recognized her, and then it went away.
04:06:49
Oh, is. She's. I don't want to ruin it.
04:06:51
I'll let other people guess. Yeah, I know who it is.
04:06:54
I don't want to ruin it.
04:06:56
I, I know I don't want to ruin it.
04:06:58
I don't want to ruin it.
04:07:00
She looks the same once I pick once I got her out.
04:07:02
The hair, though, is wrong.
04:07:04
She never had that hair I was, I would like,
04:07:05
I thought, like Britney and all those blond haired people.
04:07:08
And then I even thought, who's the really old?
04:07:10
That could not possibly be Sharon Stone.
04:07:12
But I thought of her for a moment. Looks nothing like her.
04:07:18
Sharon Stone no, no.
04:07:20
They're,
04:07:21
mid 2000.
04:07:22
Early 2000.
04:07:28
You can't play.
04:07:29
I was, her sober companion.
04:07:31
What if I don't know what a jerk sober?
04:07:33
Is that somebody with plastic surgery?
04:07:37
No, it's somebody with a mental breakdown.
04:07:39
I think.
04:07:41
Oh, yeah, I don't.
04:07:43
We only make fun of people
04:07:44
that make bad decisions that people that can't control their life,
04:07:49
that they go hand in hand to be honest.
04:07:52
I mean, honestly, it's that's pretty much like.
04:07:55
I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
04:07:57
You understand that?
04:07:58
Oh, you were her sober companion.
04:08:00
I've read his work sober.
04:08:01
I'm like, I don't know what that is because it doesn't exist.
04:08:07
Wait, really?
04:08:10
That's pretty cool. But.
04:08:13
Nikki Flynn is saying that she knows.
04:08:15
Or she was her sober companion.
04:08:16
So obviously she was in AA with her. What were
04:08:20
she said?
04:08:20
She was from LA. So.
04:08:22
All right, we're going to get off the show.
04:08:23
You're going to come in.
04:08:23
We're going to talk to Nikki for
04:08:26
we're nobody.
04:08:27
She is nuts. Is so we're still playing the game.
04:08:30
I don't want to ruin it, but does her name start with an A?
04:08:33
Yeah, yeah.
04:08:35
So I know who it is.
04:08:36
Yeah. She.
04:08:37
I don't think it was her fault either.
04:08:39
I think it was her parents fault.
04:08:41
I it's just crazy because, again, it's just looks nothing like
04:08:46
the original person.
04:08:46
I just don't know how you make such a start with her two.
04:08:49
Personality wise, it's like.
04:08:51
But to me, I share my opinion.
04:08:54
Out of the three, the sun shines so far.
04:08:56
Even though she looks 100% different, she looks like a normal person here.
04:09:00
No, she still looks, but she has.
04:09:03
She has a she has a little chubby chin.
04:09:05
She looks like a human being instead of a fucking plastic robot.
04:09:10
It was totally her parents file.
04:09:11
Any other guesses?
04:09:12
You know, so there's two people I know. So obviously.
04:09:15
So you just said we can call it.
04:09:18
What's up everybody?
04:09:20
That way. Whoa.
04:09:22
Now she looks different.
04:09:23
Amanda Bynes sharing her health goals with fans in a rare update about her life.
04:09:28
The 39 year old even revealing how much she currently weighs.
04:09:32
I'm 173 now, so I hope to get down to like her personality is so weird.
04:09:37
I look better in paparazzi pictures and you know, see
04:09:41
my double chin from strange angles.
04:09:44
Amanda retired from acting I like she was such
04:09:46
like a bubbly personality, like a modern retelling of
04:09:50
I saw her double chin from all start telling people magazine like she looks.
04:09:53
So I literally couldn't see like what happens in that movie.
04:09:57
And I didn't like my performance.
04:09:59
I was mental breakdown, convinced I needed to stop drugs after seeing it.
04:10:03
I don't know what happened.
04:10:05
Okay, anything you can share, Nikki?
04:10:07
That that's kind of Carly.
04:10:08
Nikki that she struggled with.
04:10:10
Yeah. No, she was amazing.
04:10:12
And I was there. She looked great. Was 22.
04:10:15
I'm way too.
04:10:17
I'm way too old.
04:10:18
Original artwork.
04:10:19
And my kids were a little too. She was.
04:10:22
She was already at a very young age.
04:10:24
She would post what show was she on or she Disney or
04:10:28
she Nickelodeon?
04:10:29
I think she was Chloe mainly. But she had movie.
04:10:32
She had fucking, she meth.
04:10:34
It's always drugs.
04:10:36
No, I said meth.
04:10:37
Look, is that the meth look the meth like sucks the life of, you know, just.
04:10:41
Yeah, maybe not now, but that's when we were looking down.
04:10:46
That's unfortunate.
04:10:47
But tonight,
04:10:48
fladge rants live.
04:10:50
This week we will be doing drugs.
04:10:52
You heard me right.
04:10:54
Drugs.
04:10:57
Like crack. Meth.
04:10:58
Heroin over that.
04:10:58
Like it looks like it sucks the life out of you.
04:11:00
Like, almost like a ghost.
04:11:02
She looks like.
04:11:03
Still well-fed and like, didn't flourished at all. She.
04:11:07
Very nice way to put that.
04:11:09
No. Let's say she looks fat.
04:11:11
Saint Joe, like Sheila.
04:11:12
Corn bread, corn fed, bro.
04:11:14
Red corn, fresh corn bread. Corn.
04:11:18
Corn. Fled.
04:11:21
I don't think I said that right.
04:11:25
It's all about weight.
04:11:27
What it did.
04:11:27
Now it's all prescribed pills over prescribed.
04:11:30
Yeah, yeah.
04:11:32
No, you stupid opioid epidemic.
04:11:36
Her and Mandy Moore, they used to be, It's be very fun to those two.
04:11:41
As somebody who's growing so gracefully
04:11:43
or at least growing old, I think it's attractive even on a woman.
04:11:47
I it's like I said, it's refreshing to see an actual old looking woman
04:11:51
that you want to see early hag.
04:11:54
No, those aren't old women. That's the pro.
04:11:56
I mean, they're younger than me.
04:11:58
All three of those women are younger than me.
04:12:03
I'm not sure that that.
04:12:04
I don't think that has the effect. You think it is, I'm pretty sure.
04:12:07
No, no, Rachael Ray is not me.
04:12:08
Now, you are also.
04:12:10
You are old Mandy Moore
04:12:14
is many more.
04:12:14
Many be similar age, I guess I don't like I don't like.
04:12:20
I'm going to guess Mandy Moore is relatively
04:12:22
my age, is probably in her late 40s.
04:12:24
Even though I'm no I'm anymore.
04:12:25
I'm in my late 40s. Late 50s.
04:12:28
Same thing once you once you know what old is whatever age you're not.
04:12:33
Mandy Moore is 41.
04:12:36
I'm about to be 41.
04:12:37
Early 40s? Yes.
04:12:38
I don't know.
04:12:41
Amanda Bynes is 39.
04:12:47
Rachael Ray is
04:12:50
the oldest.
04:12:51
Why does not why does I not pop up?
04:12:53
And then the median answer for Rachael Ray.
04:12:56
You probably ran out of credits,
04:12:58
right? Please.
04:13:00
This will usually just please wait till 5:22 a.m.
04:13:03
before you just Google.
04:13:04
Just usually it's just I.
04:13:09
The I
04:13:10
option up top it usually just goes gives you
04:13:14
I have to do the math myself.
04:13:15
But what is it you can just turn off 1968 50 year old good day.
04:13:21
Just you know what I did?
04:13:22
I turned off, I, and I clicked on all instead of I mode.
04:13:25
Okay?
04:13:26
She's the only one that deserves to look the way she does
04:13:29
because honestly, she doesn't look starkly different.
04:13:32
She's got still got the same face shape out of a lineup.
04:13:36
I'd say she looks the most like her old self
04:13:39
as far as face shape and shit like that.
04:13:43
The other two look ridiculous.
04:13:46
Thanks for the follow Nikki.
04:13:48
I think,
04:13:50
I'm pretty sure that plastic surgery is just them trying to not die.
04:13:55
I know it doesn't make sense because it doesn't stop you from dying.
04:13:58
In fact, they probably risk there's higher risk of you dying,
04:14:02
but they look in the mirror, and they think
04:14:04
every year that I don't look younger,
04:14:07
I'm one year or one day closer to death, one minute closer to death.
04:14:10
So I'm going to try and stop that.
04:14:12
Yeah, it sucks, but what are you going to do?
04:14:15
Not do that?
04:14:18
Except whatever nature God gave you, enjoy it.
04:14:22
Ride it out. Yeah.
04:14:24
Make your life choices to maybe make better life choices
04:14:27
so you can take care of the only body that you have.
04:14:29
I just think, like, you know, you take care of yourself.
04:14:31
At the same time.
04:14:32
What's like what's worse than looking like an old fart?
04:14:37
Looking like two old farts, looking like someone who's trying not to.
04:14:40
Pretending that they're not an old fart like it.
04:14:43
Yeah.
04:14:43
When you're dying a jet black and it looks an unnatural color
04:14:46
and you're doing a comb over and you just look, you just.
04:14:49
You just look silly when you're with somebody.
04:14:51
Open your lips up with some horseshit
04:14:53
and pulling your cheeks back to get whatever fucking weird look like.
04:14:57
You just look silly.
04:14:58
I don't know, it's a natural, in my opinion.
04:15:00
There's certain things
04:15:01
that our eyeballs do that we scan everything,
04:15:03
and everything looks normal when something's out of whack.
04:15:05
You're like, what?
04:15:07
Like when I has five fingers or stupid shit like that?
04:15:09
And somebody younger than me
04:15:10
asked me why I didn't dye my beard black because it makes me look so old.
04:15:15
And I showed a picture.
04:15:16
I can't remember the name, the guy's name,
04:15:17
but he's on the fucking every, like every what's cursed?
04:15:20
He's he got a fucking. He's like a shady.
04:15:22
He's a political pundit.
04:15:24
He's like 80 years old.
04:15:25
He's got jet black hair, almost blue.
04:15:27
You know, jet black beard and the age under his eyes and his skin
04:15:31
makes him look like he's 180, 80 now instead of 80 because of his black hair.
04:15:36
It's just unnatural.
04:15:37
If I dyed my hair black, all you would see is how old my eyes
04:15:41
and skin look, which I know you see it anyways, but it's not.
04:15:44
You look at. You go, that's an old guy who doesn't really give a shit.
04:15:47
He's growing old gracefully and comfortably,
04:15:50
and my life choices will definitely attest to that.
04:15:54
I am very old, comfortable
04:15:56
and happy
04:15:59
because I don't give a shit what people think I look like
04:16:02
except my wife, which will often
04:16:06
not tell me anything because you know she loves me.
04:16:11
What are you typing?
04:16:12
You find something?
04:16:14
Yeah.
04:16:14
I'm trying my whole list.
04:16:17
I gotta find,
04:16:21
Yeah, we I like.
04:16:22
There he is.
04:16:24
I got quantum healing, but that's way too.
04:16:26
We're not going to get into quantum healing tonight.
04:16:29
Anybody want to dig into quantum healing?
04:16:36
Any Detroit Lions fan again?
04:16:38
Said you from LA zero. I come for Matthew.
04:16:41
You're welcome for Matthew Stafford.
04:16:42
And there's one Lions fan here.
04:16:45
Right here. Like
04:16:47
that's the original
04:16:50
nobody zero zero original logo there.
04:16:55
Hey I mean, I've got a couple of things.
04:16:57
I don't really find them too interesting.
04:16:58
There was a father that was charged for, telling her daughter
04:17:02
to punch another student on the school bus.
04:17:04
That was a video of it, but it's all blurred out.
04:17:08
There was a man who,
04:17:10
October 8th.
04:17:11
He was looking to, hot pot, which is apparently when you,
04:17:15
go into one of the hot springs and Yellowstone.
04:17:19
But apparently this, hot spring was, like, extra hot.
04:17:22
And he reportedly dissolved, within a day.
04:17:28
They don't have any video,
04:17:30
but they have pictures of him, and, just like, some hot springs.
04:17:34
That's like two Disney. Like the hot coffee.
04:17:37
If you get hot coffee, you don't burn yourself with hot coffee.
04:17:41
It's hot coffee.
04:17:43
They went into a hot spring and they complain.
04:17:45
Who are they going to sue?
04:17:46
God, the earth,
04:17:48
the federal government, because it was a national horrifying simulation.
04:17:51
Oh, wait a minute. I don't believe your story.
04:17:53
Because all the parks are closed right now.
04:17:54
Because the government shut down.
04:18:01
Is this.
04:18:03
Fucking.
04:18:04
Why do people bother wasting their time?
04:18:06
Hold on. How do I fucking. God?
04:18:07
I gotta go all the way.
04:18:08
I always close out the goddamn share screen.
04:18:11
I mean, the damn share screen. Sorry.
04:18:13
I don't mean to be blasphemous.
04:18:15
So, yeah, believers.
04:18:23
You're from Philly, and there's hot springs in LA.
04:18:27
I would assume a man fell into a hot spring at Yellowstone Park in 26.
04:18:32
That's not a real hot water, cause
04:18:35
as soon as he fell in 2016.
04:18:39
Also contains acid, which, yeah, he's my shits and motions in 2016.
04:18:44
The 75 minutes I caused him to go into shock.
04:18:48
Just so you know, everything you watch now, he was 2025 and I is not real
04:18:53
too hot.
04:18:53
It's just I rehash his body was not the matrix.
04:18:56
We were stuck in the 20th century.
04:18:58
That same thing had completely caused his body
04:19:01
to dissolve, leaving nothing but his wallet and shoes.
04:19:05
Great. No mess. No.
04:19:08
Great.
04:19:09
Perfect.
04:19:11
Oh, yeah.
04:19:12
That's how everyone should die. As long as somebody knew he did it.
04:19:15
So it unders disappear and people are searching for him.
04:19:21
Yeah.
04:19:21
You shouldn't just. You should always look before you leap.
04:19:23
And if it's a hot spring, you should probably check the temperature.
04:19:28
I mean, it,
04:19:29
aren't there signs posted to hopefully.
04:19:32
Yeah. I'm assuming statue.
04:19:35
Don't fucking touch.
04:19:36
I'll be honest, I've never been to a hot spring.
04:19:40
I was we were in.
04:19:40
Oh wait, I was we were in Aruba.
04:19:44
You liar. Jim, like so much.
04:19:46
How do we even respect your fucking opinion? Going for it?
04:19:49
How do we trust you?
04:19:50
You know, it was everything simple.
04:19:52
I just said everything on the internet is fake,
04:19:55
and then you can't believe anything I said.
04:19:57
But I was, in fact, on my honeymoon in Aruba, and I sat in a hot spring.
04:20:01
The only problem was,
04:20:03
there's a it was a touristy hot spring with a bunch of people on their honeymoon.
04:20:07
So you got like, you got like ten couples sitting in a circle,
04:20:11
staring at each other, awkwardly trying to have, like, some intimate time.
04:20:14
There's a little cold women in the corner
04:20:16
where people are almost literally taking turns.
04:20:18
I think going and having sex.
04:20:22
I'm pretty sure Aruba is gross.
04:20:23
And you, you know, we went to this party where everyone were all honeymooners.
04:20:28
All honeymooners.
04:20:28
We went to a I don't know, they put us on a bus, took us to a tennis court,
04:20:32
lined us up and had us playing games like like fraternities.
04:20:36
Play like I had another man's wife on my lap
04:20:40
trying to take a cucumber from my lab, passing oranges.
04:20:43
I should have only.
04:20:44
Oh, yeah, they were trying to break up everyone's American game.
04:20:48
Oh, really? Yeah.
04:20:50
I'm pretty sure they were trying to break up everything.
04:20:51
Marriage. Just waiting for something to happen.
04:20:54
Probably trying to have sex with drunk women that after their
04:20:57
they got in a huge fight
04:20:58
waiting for someone who had a husband and wife,
04:21:00
waiting for someone who secretly hates their wife or husband
04:21:03
to just kind of go, yeah, you know, fuck it.
04:21:06
The level of stupidity in this country.
04:21:07
I lose brain cells every day watching these I weirdos.
04:21:10
Yeah, it's just too much. I don't even try.
04:21:12
I don't trust real videos anymore.
04:21:14
It's broken my brain.
04:21:16
No, this is a real video.
04:21:18
You got kids.
04:21:20
So this, this situation that.
04:21:21
I was on a school bus.
04:21:23
I have adult kids. That's different.
04:21:25
So it's blurred out because there's children.
04:21:27
But, men go like this because, kid was, this fucking mother
04:21:32
fucking with his daughter. This newly released.
04:21:34
It's hard to watch videos with kids, though,
04:21:35
because the entire screen is blurred. What happened?
04:21:38
You know, because they period just it's like, no, we can
04:21:41
I can Thursday watch the kids.
04:21:44
But yeah, when they're blurred out, it's a nice way onto the Ferguson fluorescent
04:21:47
period with his daughter.
04:21:49
Don't put your hand up. And my daughter no more.
04:21:51
No what? I don't put it on there.
04:21:54
And then instructed her to punch a seven year old girl in the head
04:21:57
repeatedly when his daughter stopped, like, fucking rapid punch behind us.
04:22:02
Like, come in the head, I I'm not I shouldn't share my opinion on this
04:22:06
because I it's his daughter.
04:22:08
Like no one else is doing anything like no one's like, hey, what's going on here?
04:22:11
And who's going to fuck with this man?
04:22:13
He's, you know, he in that room like, hey, what's going on here?
04:22:17
He's very calm.
04:22:18
And two, you're learning how he solves problems.
04:22:20
So you better be ready to to send his daughter after you next.
04:22:23
Like, I know he's an adult, grown up.
04:22:26
He's going to be, like, fight to make the better choices and help navigate.
04:22:29
This woman's eyes are very wide apart.
04:22:32
Prior convictions for possession of a firearm or robbery and make bad choices.
04:22:37
Since this attack, Fox for himself asking for you need to go fund me.
04:22:42
Oh, no.
04:22:42
He's he's going to make a half $1 million and feels that.
04:22:46
And then all of their the bunch a bunch of the opposite race
04:22:50
are going to make a go fund to to just think that
04:22:52
that's somehow a competition that is you know like cheating.
04:22:56
And so it doesn't again, it doesn't justify that at all.
04:22:58
The Ferguson Florissant School District
04:23:00
says it is cooperating with law enforcement.
04:23:03
And the statement goes on to say, quote, school busses are an extension
04:23:06
of the school campus trespassing on a school bus and engaging
04:23:09
in the behavior described in this incident are completely unacceptable.
04:23:12
So the little girl is going to be charged then or what?
04:23:15
He's going to be charged for trespassing?
04:23:18
Kidding. I'm kidding.
04:23:19
Oh, sorry.
04:23:20
I thought you were serious. I'm like, yes, he's.
04:23:22
Nowadays, she might be charged as an adult,
04:23:26
so I don't have a problem with the actions.
04:23:28
I just have a problem with it on the bus.
04:23:29
They should have set it up off the bus on private property.
04:23:33
I. You know what?
04:23:33
I think if they let more kids fistfight, there'd be less shootings.
04:23:36
And I'm not saying that that's an escalation that just happens.
04:23:39
But when I was a kid, we were allowed to fight.
04:23:43
Nobody ever got maimed or, you know, I mean, I remember there's a story
04:23:47
that somebody got paralyzed
04:23:48
because they got punched and fell and hit something wrong or something, but
04:23:52
I know violent people say violence is never the answer,
04:23:54
but what if this father went to the school the entire year?
04:23:58
It's a little early.
04:23:58
It's only October, so it's only been a month or two months if he's down south.
04:24:02
But what if he went to the school, went to the school
04:24:04
bus driver, went to the kid's parents and just.
04:24:06
They wouldn't stop. They wouldn't stop. They wouldn't stop.
04:24:08
They wouldn't stop the kid. They're like, sorry, I'm this week, you know,
04:24:12
I don't
04:24:13
know, violence, last resort for violence.
04:24:16
I agree, there's violence is definitely sometimes the buzzer.
04:24:20
Last resort.
04:24:21
That's what my man thought he was doing.
04:24:23
But the guy, agreeable girl, is not currently under violence.
04:24:28
So response that was actually just violence, period.
04:24:31
Not a response to violence like violence had happened.
04:24:33
Then there was a break period.
04:24:35
And then she came back in with the with the dad.
04:24:37
And I think a little girl
04:24:38
was like to or boy, whatever it was, was too scared to do anything.
04:24:43
And so like that fucker got rapid punched in the head
04:24:46
and did not even like cover, like, oh yeah.
04:24:50
And on the one hand I agree.
04:24:51
But on the other hand, if he had some cool off period,
04:24:54
so it wasn't in a moment of rage or passion, she had time to.
04:24:58
They had time to step aside. Do we really want to fight?
04:25:00
Yep. 3:00 after school.
04:25:01
We're going to meet wherever you meet.
04:25:03
Can't you meet on the playground because you got to get away from school property?
04:25:07
They just.
04:25:08
I just think, and it may be the wrong answer, I don't.
04:25:11
I didn't let my kids fight. I didn't know if they fought.
04:25:13
Actually, I take that back.
04:25:14
There was two incidences.
04:25:16
I mean, if it was a fight, I mean, especially he got in trouble too.
04:25:21
He got in a lot of trouble.
04:25:22
And I found out I found out the kid was pestering him.
04:25:25
He told him to stop three times and he fucking tapped him one more time.
04:25:28
And my kid, who was a lot larger, he didn't dare come, but he popped them
04:25:32
good.
04:25:36
I mean, it was hard for me not to support it.
04:25:38
I couldn't support it because I wasn't allowed to.
04:25:40
It was like head punches, face punches. It was all good.
04:25:44
So I see that's just it.
04:25:45
Because kids don't know how to fight after school. Fights had rules.
04:25:48
You don't punch in the face because you don't want to get in trouble.
04:25:51
You don't want to be visible.
04:25:52
Marks both participants.
04:25:55
It's like Fight club, you know?
04:25:56
You know, it's like an unofficial.
04:25:57
Yeah, that was like an unofficial.
04:25:59
But I think if they suppress this, kids have and I'm not I'm not condoning
04:26:02
violence. Please don't say that.
04:26:03
I said kids should start fucking attacking each other.
04:26:06
But if you've if you can't talk it out and your problems are so vastly different
04:26:10
and you can't just go your own separate ways, you have to share space.
04:26:14
I see nothing wrong with letting kids fight.
04:26:16
If you want to put boxing gloves on and have rules, so many you know
04:26:20
otherwise though.
04:26:22
Otherwise you're going to be boxing.
04:26:24
Otherwise you're going to have a kid sneak onto a bus and sucker punch
04:26:27
basically a little, or have his daughter or worse, it's going to it's
04:26:31
going to get so compressed and so under pressure it erupts.
04:26:35
And then we have shootings and we.
04:26:37
Are you talking about it was 11 year old seaman but
04:26:41
different kind of different kind of accidents.
04:26:44
So we didn't we disrupted sevens.
04:26:46
We did start the show with a parody of Wet Dreams Are Made of Jizz.
04:26:49
So I understand where you're coming from. Yeah.
04:26:51
I mean, I understand where you're coming from.
04:26:54
That's our fault because, we, we just, don't know what the fuck they're doing.
04:26:59
Do you understand that? You are.
04:27:05
I should have played this comment earlier.
04:27:07
I'm not sure that's how we learn when to shut the fuck up
04:27:10
and don't care now.
04:27:12
Okay, so I'm just, like, a couple of years under a boomer.
04:27:17
I know what a Karen is, but I'm not sure what Karen out is.
04:27:19
Does that mean, like,
04:27:19
just overreact and tell everybody that means like being a Karen?
04:27:22
Yeah, it just means being a Karen. Like you're carrying it.
04:27:25
I didn't think anyone.
04:27:27
I didn't think any level of Karen was okay.
04:27:29
That's what I meant, though. I didn't any Karen.
04:27:31
I don't know, bad.
04:27:33
I didn't think I could you don't know level.
04:27:37
Yeah.
04:27:37
And the bus driver, you're supposed to.
04:27:39
Dude, let's let's talk about the bus driver comment.
04:27:44
He's got a he's got
04:27:47
the bus driver is a pussy for letting that dude on the bus.
04:27:50
If it wasn't a woman, that bus driver, that male bus driver has an obligation
04:27:54
as an extension of the school to keep those kids safe
04:27:57
and at least be able to hold the door shut.
04:27:59
So there's a little girl where you know what the right with the adult.
04:28:03
You're right, you're right. I didn't think of that.
04:28:05
He didn't come on
04:28:05
the bus all aggressive, and the bus driver didn't think he was a threat.
04:28:08
He probably just thought it's like, oh, this is the little girl's father like.
04:28:11
And why is he entering the bus? Oh, no, he's on the bus. Name?
04:28:13
He wants to say something to me.
04:28:14
Oh he doesn't. He's walking past me now. Where is he going?
04:28:17
I don't know, but he's that little girl's father.
04:28:21
And from my experience, it's a lot easier
04:28:22
to keep somebody out of a place than it is to get them out once they're in. Right.
04:28:26
But then you've seen those videos.
04:28:27
See where it's like the fucking the the parents are outside of the bus,
04:28:31
and the bus drivers try to resolve a situation
04:28:34
and they won't open the door because he has no idea
04:28:36
who these people are and they're outside of the bus.
04:28:38
And then they claim that their their kids are being held
04:28:40
hostage because that, you know, you've seen those videos too.
04:28:44
Yep. Same age.
04:28:46
Nick 55. Yep.
04:28:47
So in the 80s, I mean, it was just common practice.
04:28:49
They used to make movies about it.
04:28:50
See you after school, 3:00 high.
04:28:52
All that shit was about the same thing.
04:28:55
Behave yourself, respect each other, or somebody is going to beat your fucking ass.
04:29:00
Nowadays.
04:29:01
There is none of that.
04:29:03
They're allowed to be
04:29:05
whatever they want, do whatever they want, express their self.
04:29:08
Now I just heard this thing my my generation because I had kids late.
04:29:11
I have 20 something kids.
04:29:14
I'm sorry, I have 28.
04:29:15
My kids are 20 something, 20 something got off.
04:29:18
I said that the wrong way.
04:29:19
My kids are 20 something. So I had kids late.
04:29:22
I can horndog, but the generation X kids are helicopter parents.
04:29:25
They're supposedly like helicopter and and I saw that I got in trouble for em.
04:29:28
My kids played the park.
04:29:29
My 12 I talked about on the show before my 12 year old was at the park
04:29:33
and a parent was like, are you're going to let your kids play?
04:29:36
You know, we watched them till you got here.
04:29:38
I was like, what the fuck do you.
04:29:40
They're allowed. I have free range kids.
04:29:43
Forgot where I was going with this,
04:29:46
about fighting kids today?
04:29:50
Oh, yeah. Kids today are, the new parents.
04:29:53
Don't they want to do this hybrid parenting,
04:29:56
which I forgot was called soft parent.
04:29:57
They literally call it
04:29:58
soft parenting, which means they don't really guide their kids.
04:30:02
They don't really tell their kids what to do.
04:30:05
They just enjoy them, so to speak, and watch them grow.
04:30:09
Called, you know, kind of nurture and cultivate and love them
04:30:12
but don't have any guidelines, any rules.
04:30:15
Now, this is a new parenting style.
04:30:16
They call it hybrid.
04:30:18
I can't wait to see how fast they change their parenting
04:30:21
when that shit doesn't work, when they, you know,
04:30:23
but I want this or I don't want that to happen.
04:30:26
And then absolutely has to happen.
04:30:27
Because, you know, society sometimes makes you do things,
04:30:32
you know, like
04:30:33
only spend the money that you have live within your means, that sort of thing.
04:30:36
Kids can't always get what they want.
04:30:39
And soft parenting seems to encourage that because the kid is so special
04:30:44
and he deserves everything he wants, or she.
04:30:49
We had to be home by the time
04:30:50
the street we call the street lights because I'm from Michigan.
04:30:54
But yeah, we had to be home on the street.
04:30:55
Lights came on. It was brilliant.
04:30:58
And even better.
04:30:59
This makes me sound really old.
04:31:00
My neighbor Kitty corner had a dinner bell
04:31:04
so I didn't have a dinner bell, but my mom was smart enough to say, hey,
04:31:07
when the Hubert's ring their dinner bell, you are to come home for dinner.
04:31:13
The Hubert's, The Hubert's?
04:31:15
Yeah, I just I can't believe I just dox them.
04:31:16
They're probably all dead right now.
04:31:19
I'm gonna be able to find who you are based on the information.
04:31:22
They were like the biggest family they had, like 16 brothers, Catholics.
04:31:26
You know, if you fucked with any of them guys,
04:31:29
not only them, but then every brother and every generation had ten friends.
04:31:32
So you just didn't fuck with them.
04:31:34
Shout out to Pat.
04:31:35
He was my age.
04:31:41
Yeah, these parents are retarded nowadays.
04:31:42
And that's not a bad thing that,
04:31:43
we're not I'm not comparing them to the special needs people.
04:31:46
I mean, they're just retarded.
04:31:47
They are so slow in their decision making.
04:31:49
If I fucked up, I'd get a look for my mom.
04:31:51
If I persisted, I would get a knuckle sandwich.
04:31:53
Yeah, my mom wasn't the abuser. My dad was.
04:31:58
But the funny thing
04:31:59
is, is my mom, my my my dad would actually fake it,
04:32:02
which kind of probably explains a lot about you.
04:32:05
You could hear it through the door or what is you know, I was through the door.
04:32:08
My dad, my mom would make money.
04:32:10
My dad would come home.
04:32:12
He's like, listen, I'm gonna come,
04:32:16
yeah.
04:32:16
I didn't see where you could tell.
04:32:20
He would spank me when I really did something wrong.
04:32:22
But that's because, this is getting even weirder.
04:32:24
Not just because my mom said to. So he would be. He would talk.
04:32:27
You'd be like, oh, good.
04:32:28
If you agree with my mom.
04:32:29
Listen, if he agree with my mom, he would spank me with a belt.
04:32:32
I mean, like, beat me.
04:32:33
Not not like abusive.
04:32:34
Because back then that's what everybody did sexually.
04:32:36
But a lot of times he would not agree with what my mom, he's like, that's cool.
04:32:41
And he would give one smack on his arm.
04:32:43
You'd be like, act like you're proven.
04:32:44
I'd be like, I hope my mom's not listening because my dad has passed away.
04:32:47
But my mom is still. I hope you're. Why would you be sorry? Let me.
04:32:51
She does listen to the show from time to time.
04:32:53
She told me she love.
04:32:54
She loves.
04:32:54
Oh, hi, Mrs.
04:32:56
Brady.
04:32:57
Parents love their children, even if they do stupid, crazy
04:33:00
shit on the internet.
04:33:03
Oh, I looked at.
04:33:03
I read that they're going back to that retard comment.
04:33:05
Just so we know that it is official, we can't say retarded.
04:33:08
It actually fag as well.
04:33:09
Today I am signing an executive order rumble making it legal
04:33:13
to call your friends fags and retards
04:33:17
if they are doing something faggy or retarded.
04:33:20
Fags and retards, ladies and gentlemen, we've got to start calling our friends
04:33:24
this again.
04:33:25
And we will.
04:33:26
We're going to call them fags and retards again.
04:33:29
Don't over you know.
04:33:31
Oh, that's.
04:33:32
I taught my kids when my daughter was young. She heard me.
04:33:34
She's like fuck.
04:33:36
And I was like, oh, what are we going to do?
04:33:38
Or we can't laugh, we can't overreact.
04:33:40
So and I was like, we got to use words just like tools.
04:33:43
If you go around swinging a knife or swinging a hammer,
04:33:46
you know you're going to hurt somebody.
04:33:47
You got to be aware of that.
04:33:48
And she never swore more.
04:33:50
She she thought, are you talking.
04:33:52
It backfired so much.
04:33:54
Don't be a retard. Oh, no.
04:33:55
I'm the my daughter when she. Because she's.
04:33:58
I said it a lot hotter.
04:34:00
Try not to say it around her, but I don't give a shit.
04:34:03
It was a good analogy in my head, but it didn't work.
04:34:05
She just says, like, I like tools, I like that I'm going to say it all the time.
04:34:08
That's she thought that's what I meant.
04:34:10
But then I learned people that swear more honest.
04:34:13
I should also add that our host is.
04:34:15
Now that isn't that.
04:34:16
Wait, it's getting late.
04:34:18
Our host it is not.
04:34:19
Here are flame the former former claims and he is in his 50s.
04:34:25
He just had his 52nd birthday and he's very sorry
04:34:26
you missed his party because he's an adult.
04:34:28
It still has birthday parties.
04:34:30
He claims that he's never set a swear word in his life.
04:34:34
He I heard him say fuck before. So
04:34:38
it doesn't matter if you want to tune into him sometime.
04:34:41
Tune in. Monday, 10 p.m. eastern. Yeah.
04:34:43
Tune in to the first, like ten minutes.
04:34:45
You'll hear his five minute monologue. Yeah.
04:34:48
And then it turns into the British, into our show.
04:34:52
Yeah, I, I had
04:34:54
I have some manners compared to people today.
04:34:57
I have manners.
04:34:59
Well, I hear you.
04:35:00
Have a nice day. It's nice talking to you, buddy.
04:35:03
Yeah.
04:35:06
Nikki says he's a fucking liar, doesn't you, Gary?
04:35:09
Yeah, Gary, a fucking liar.
04:35:10
Here's a piece of shit.
04:35:11
Yeah.
04:35:15
Let's
04:35:15
play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
04:35:18
I'd love to.
04:35:19
We had all the chicken attacks we we've got right,
04:35:23
I played them, yeah, we had one fake one from last week, but it's so bad.
04:35:26
Oh, faux chicken attack.
04:35:28
I'm gonna tell Gary right now, since he does
04:35:30
watch the show, even though he's not on it.
04:35:31
I'm going to skip almost all the AI videos that you send in.
04:35:35
What do you think?
04:35:36
Like the amount of new chicken attacks get posted?
04:35:38
Oh, I'm sorry, the internet's of a vast array of like, there's going to be
04:35:44
at least one new chicken attack per day, you would think, like, why wouldn't it be?
04:35:48
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
04:35:48
Why wouldn't there be a new chicken attack?
04:35:50
They're evil bastards.
04:35:53
But if you think or listen about it.
04:35:54
All right, so say you're a human being.
04:35:56
Evil, sinister.
04:35:58
You have a quaint life.
04:35:59
You live on a little property, you don't travel.
04:36:01
You live in one little room house.
04:36:02
And every morning, I'm sorry.
04:36:04
Every night you get pregnant.
04:36:05
And every morning some asshole comes in and steals your baby.
04:36:08
You're going to be a little peckish to.
04:36:12
That exactly.
04:36:15
Not exactly.
04:36:18
This is Gary's last video that I'm going to play that he sent in.
04:36:21
I don't know things about.
04:36:23
Welcome to cooking review.
04:36:24
Today we'll be cooking
04:36:27
first.
04:36:28
We're very comfy.
04:36:30
Good item.
04:36:32
I didn't like losing with that carrot.
04:36:35
I love it. It's.
04:36:36
I don't like meeting the dog.
04:36:40
But this is off. Are the floor.
04:36:44
So I'm going to raid.
04:36:45
We went so late.
04:36:46
I bet you everybody's done.
04:36:51
Oh, you should totally raid.
04:36:54
What?
04:36:55
You don't know what film chat?
04:36:57
Scrolling back. Oh.
04:37:02
Cool frog.
04:37:03
You should totally rate cool Frog.
04:37:05
Cool. So done.
04:37:07
Let me explain.
04:37:08
Okay, I didn't think you new rating last time.
04:37:10
You're like, what the fuck is reading? What?
04:37:13
You're gonna fuck you?
04:37:14
Get up there.
04:37:14
You know, I got to give it up to Roma Razor.
04:37:17
That's how it works.
04:37:22
He's still going for the cake.
04:37:25
He's ready.
04:37:25
Some icing. Think.
04:37:28
Dogs do that.
04:37:29
Oh, you know, still go.
04:37:30
You guys.
04:37:34
Oh! My,
04:37:40
this is so stupid.
04:37:42
Oh, is it funny?
04:37:44
Is it funny? I don't get it.
04:37:46
Mean. No, it's I don't I don't know, I'm done.
04:37:48
All right. Good. I'm just checking.
04:37:49
It's just like, oh, the dogs are eating stuffing because he's cooking it.
04:37:54
Oh, no. I get show.
04:37:55
I get why he thinks it's funny sitting on the ground like, guys,
04:37:59
if the dogs aren't gonna.
04:38:00
He puts the dogs in.
04:38:01
The reaching goes, oh my God, the dogs are reaching stuff.
04:38:04
All right,
04:38:06
no shit.
04:38:06
You set it up.
04:38:08
Just a revisit now to Queens where man
04:38:11
speaking out after being attacked on his way to work yesterday.
04:38:14
Not by a person, a dog, even city rats.
04:38:16
He says his assailant was an angry rooster.
04:38:19
Arthur Chan has the story, for his assailant was an angry rooster.
04:38:23
Saren was on his way to work when he was nice.
04:38:26
If he had a beagle, I guess I get it punctured.
04:38:28
Look at that.
04:38:29
Fucking crazy guys.
04:38:31
To find out he was being attacked by a rooster,
04:38:34
I had to deal with the blood gushing out, and I have to deal with this animal.
04:38:38
This vicious animal that just kept charging at me.
04:38:41
As Leon applied pressure to the wound to try to stop the bleeding,
04:38:44
the rooster kept coming at him, and then I was kicking it like this.
04:38:47
Kicking it off repeatedly.
04:38:49
Just kept charging. Almost evil, sinister,
04:38:53
almost evil attacker.
04:38:54
And they're stealing their babies, man.
04:38:56
Can't you have some?
04:38:58
There is no such thing as evil.
04:38:59
There's just point of view and have.
04:39:01
I'm kidding.
04:39:02
There is evil.
04:39:03
Don't get me wrong, I get it arrived at the scene.
04:39:05
They were far from shy and behind the fence.
04:39:08
Luckily, despite the attacks, some say let it be.
04:39:11
That's a pet manifest. Don't worry about it.
04:39:13
If I looked at the animal to me, they don't give each other.
04:39:17
The city's health department tells us roosters are generally prohibited
04:39:20
in New York City, and that they've received the complaint generally.
04:39:25
What does that mean generally?
04:39:28
So my city allows chickens,
04:39:31
but you have to be like 24ft away from any other property.
04:39:34
The funny thing is, is all the properties are 50ft wide and a tree.
04:39:38
So you have to put your chicken within a one foot square
04:39:42
in the center of your yard.
04:39:43
Otherwise it breaks city ordinance.
04:39:45
In other words,
04:39:46
no, we can't have chickens, but they're not allowed to say that
04:39:49
because, you know, temple wants to start the
04:39:52
whatever next amendment to the Constitution.
04:39:55
All people deserve chickens or some shit like that.
04:39:59
It's a smart idea.
04:39:59
And I was kicking it like this, kicking it off repeatedly, and the animal
04:40:03
just kept using almost sinister.
04:40:06
You wouldn't think off to the family last night.
04:40:08
It close the door on our faces.
04:40:10
You wouldn't think in America we would need a rule to protect us
04:40:12
from actually having our own chickens.
04:40:14
But and on the other hand, I think chickens should be okay.
04:40:17
Roosters should be
04:40:19
banned.
04:40:20
I don't want a rooster crowing in the morning, but I would love
04:40:22
to have fresh eggs and chicken.
04:40:26
You're okay.
04:40:26
Not not necessarily in that order because I'm not sure which came first. Oh,
04:40:33
no. The chicken attacked my dad.
04:40:36
You should not have to chicken him.
04:40:38
But dad said, hey, man, the chicken attacked my dad.
04:40:42
Let's play nothing but chicken attack from now on.
04:40:45
I had a lot of chicken.
04:40:46
Think her granddaughter had just been attacked by chickens.
04:40:51
I think technically a rooster is a sandwich.
04:40:52
It wasn't a hen as a chicken,
04:40:55
I think they're just a male and a female chicken.
04:41:00
Where's the other one?
04:41:02
If I'm the guy with the rooster and they call the cops
04:41:04
the roosters by five more and let them loose in the neighborhood,
04:41:08
where is the other dumb lady?
04:41:11
I think that might get your rooster shot.
04:41:15
If the chickens or roosters get loose and become violent again,
04:41:19
then the Humane Society will get involved.
04:41:22
The humane.
04:41:23
Her granddaughter had just.
04:41:27
A chicken of all things.
04:41:29
He was being attacked by a rooster.
04:41:34
She got bombarded by chickens.
04:41:38
Where the fuck is what I'm thinking of?
04:41:40
You're literally looking for a drop.
04:41:42
That's the chicken situation. They're going.
04:41:45
You'll find it, I think.
04:41:46
I think I'm missing one
04:41:48
here. The lady, she has her fucking.
04:41:50
She has a very terrible grammar mistakes a man and queen says an animal attack
04:41:54
goes way to work.
04:41:55
Left him bloodied and concerned for his neighbor's safety.
04:41:58
A man in Queens says an animal attack on his way to work left him bloodied
04:42:02
and his assailant was in the ground, had just been attacked.
04:42:06
A chicken he was being attacked by.
04:42:08
She got bombarded roosters attacks in the community.
04:42:10
She saw the chicken rooster. She come out.
04:42:15
Got it.
04:42:16
She saw the chicken through the door.
04:42:18
So she come out to try some.
04:42:21
She come out to chase him.
04:42:23
See, I got a whole count.
04:42:24
I got a hold of it.
04:42:25
I got a whole page called Chicken.
04:42:28
It doesn't matter.
04:42:29
I know it doesn't matter.
04:42:31
It definitely doesn't matter.
04:42:34
So we need a bigger issue.
04:42:37
We need to pick a tavern right now.
04:42:38
You got to make sense.
04:42:42
I'm. We should let let our chat
04:42:46
pick our topic next week, and then Gary will have to monologue our topics.
04:42:49
Or what?
04:42:49
Gary will choose to do one
04:42:50
because he's anything that you want that we have not talked about before.
04:42:53
The retired.
04:42:55
How about what did he say?
04:43:00
I can't believe how
04:43:01
few times we said that word on the show, except for the one rap.
04:43:05
But say
04:43:09
I have a voice bro.
04:43:12
You you got neighbors?
04:43:14
Yeah. Somebody upstairs apparently.
04:43:16
Fuck, yeah.
04:43:17
Let's go take the phone.
04:43:20
Let's go complain.
04:43:22
We were going to end the show, but now we're going to complain.
04:43:24
Well, so we have another segment for any of our new people.
04:43:27
It's going to be real hard for you to play because you don't know. But.
04:43:31
Our,
04:43:33
I know he was a producer, but now he's a producer host
04:43:36
because Gary quit the show for a while, so I don't know what to call jaw, but
04:43:39
we always guess where he is.
04:43:40
So he's in a city right now.
04:43:41
Do you know where it is?
04:43:43
I'm even just watching the beginning of the show.
04:43:45
You'll figure it out. I'm going to play the intro.
04:43:48
Oh, here you what?
04:43:50
You know, we're in the world in draw.
04:43:54
Yeah, well, it's good, cause it didn't fly down in
04:44:00
Dunedin.
04:44:00
Are you in here?
04:44:02
Same exact thing to tell.
04:44:05
The story gets a drop like that.
04:44:07
Clears up where he's been.
04:44:10
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
04:44:14
Well, tell me where in the world you're Dr.
04:44:18
Drew.
04:44:19
Yo, general.
04:44:22
Fucking loser.
04:44:23
Coward. Coward! Loser.
04:44:26
Fucking cunt.
04:44:28
He's a fucking loser.
04:44:30
So if you're on the fucking radio,
04:44:33
if you would have been in our show.
04:44:34
We started in the original contest, you would have had a chance
04:44:37
to be a winner.
04:44:40
I forgot Gary gives you something.
04:44:41
I forgot what it was.
04:44:42
He made me try to throw my guys for a loop and take it from a strange angle.
04:44:48
Oh, what?
04:44:49
That sounds very good.
04:44:51
It's very gross.
04:44:53
Okay, are you going to go
04:44:55
or are you going to go confront your neighbor?
04:44:58
No, because I said thumping, but I will.
04:45:00
I'm not averse to pounding, my shoe or my fist on the ceiling.
04:45:06
I think people start pound and I just pound back.
04:45:09
I'm like, oh, we got a game going down to the downtown
04:45:10
and see if you answer it to let them know.
04:45:12
Yeah, this is what. Yeah,
04:45:15
this is what this sounds like.
04:45:16
So here you are back.
04:45:17
So you know.
04:45:21
I learned my lesson.
04:45:21
You know, it's
04:45:22
not as loud pounding on the ceiling to the floor
04:45:24
as it is pounding on the floor to the ceiling.
04:45:27
Yeah.
04:45:27
Is that why you and all your gay friends hang out in the basement?
04:45:30
And I've been in the basement
04:45:32
and I've been in the basement.
04:45:34
I want to know what the fuck out of guys for a long time.
04:45:37
Sounds like I have it in my mouth.
04:45:38
I see it's not bad time.
04:45:41
Hey, I do you know what?
04:45:43
One of us heard the feedback and corrected their,
04:45:46
behavior, and another one took upon it themselves to do it out of spite.
04:45:49
So you tell me who's right or wrong.
04:45:52
Like you never did it out of spite for fucking a year and three quarters.
04:45:57
And then all of a sudden I was just hungry.
04:45:59
Man, I don't know what you're implying.
04:46:01
So I was wrong. I'm sorry.
04:46:03
That is.
04:46:03
That is probably my only guest act
04:46:05
that I've ever done is I may have given oral sex to my son.
04:46:08
No no no no no no no no, my son gave oral sex to me.
04:46:12
Well, you can only say it once.
04:46:14
You say it twice.
04:46:15
I because my wife next to my son.
04:46:18
I'm. Oh yeah.
04:46:19
Two different tonalities said twice. What do you think?
04:46:21
I'd say my wife was pregnant.
04:46:23
They were like 11 and nine, and they came.
04:46:27
Well, you're just you're just cutting things together now.
04:46:29
That's not cool.
04:46:31
That's not.
04:46:31
There's no debate if it's dicks or no dicks.
04:46:33
You always want dicks.
04:46:37
Just.
04:46:41
Yeah, but it was my penis. Not.
04:46:42
It was nothing in my ass either. Never.
04:46:45
I have never had anything in my ass with a woman.
04:46:47
Never put anything in anyone else's ass.
04:46:49
Not even my wife with a woman, but to. But.
04:46:53
But my penis was a peanut.
04:46:56
You want to try that position?
04:46:57
Lights are out, Power's out.
04:46:58
That's like, what do you do when you come?
04:47:00
A very, very, very, very advanced.
04:47:02
I was thinking about coming.
04:47:06
I think we should end the show.
04:47:07
I feel bad that I didn't come.
04:47:10
Yeah, I've had blood leaking out of my anus.
04:47:12
Whoa.
04:47:13
Now, you made that one.
04:47:15
That would have fit. Perfect.
04:47:16
I could possibly you. No, no, wait, wait.
04:47:18
I remember that when the blood leaking out of my anus.
04:47:20
Because I was even bigger.
04:47:20
Yeah, I've had blood leaking out of my anus.
04:47:23
I thought I had blood leaking out of my face.
04:47:25
It was food.
04:47:27
It was food you don't eat.
04:47:28
There's a certain food up your ass.
04:47:30
You wonder why I was coming back.
04:47:31
This is the fun portion of the segment
04:47:33
where we take out of context clips and make me look bad.
04:47:37
Yeah.
04:47:38
We should. Yeah, yeah.
04:47:39
So thanks for joining us. I think in my ass either.
04:47:42
What's the topic next week?
04:47:43
Do we have one people still watching?
04:47:45
Make a comment.
04:47:47
Otherwise I'm going to ask. I.
04:47:51
I like doing that I so clever I was like what's the topic.
04:47:54
And it gave me this huge backstory.
04:47:56
Well all your other topics this is and I didn't even ask the topics.
04:47:58
These are completely random, so let me pick a random fucking word.
04:48:01
I did say that I was like, try
04:48:02
to find some type of a pattern and I want a logical next step.
04:48:07
It basically was like there isn't one.
04:48:09
There was a short period of time where they seem to make somewhat sense,
04:48:12
or at least have some type of flow to them, even if they made no sense.
04:48:15
That was the whole point.
04:48:16
And if you look at the topics that I put, the first letter of each topic
04:48:20
spells, fuck off Gary. But nobody's even caught that yet
04:48:24
from like shows 88 to 120.
04:48:27
Everything the first letter spells out fuck off, Gary.
04:48:31
It's the most brilliant thing I ever did.
04:48:33
We could spin the wheel.
04:48:34
It really was.
04:48:35
You want to spin the wheel and answer a wrestling thing before we go?
04:48:38
Are you done?
04:48:39
We've already gone an extra hour, dude.
04:48:41
Five hours. Have we got a couple more minutes?
04:48:42
We might have the longest show.
04:48:43
You should have, a safety where?
04:48:46
Yeah, my safety word.
04:48:48
You know, my safety where it is.
04:48:49
Stop.
04:48:52
I think we're lockstep.
04:48:57
I'm going to hit it.
04:48:57
We don't do clips on the show, but I'm going to hit those.
04:49:00
Yeah, here we go. I'm going to spin it.
04:49:02
Oh, you're doing it. I think you're doing lock step.
04:49:06
I'm not going anywhere.
04:49:07
As above.
04:49:07
So below.
04:49:14
Oh. I have no idea.
04:49:19
What the.
04:49:19
Is that a wrestler I don't know,
04:49:20
but apparently there's methane spikes on Mars between 2003 and 2019.
04:49:24
Oh, it's not a wrestler. I'm sorry.
04:49:25
I thought that was a wrestler.
04:49:28
Yes, I was up Mars.
04:49:30
Methane spikes is a wrestlers name.
04:49:33
And he lived for those.
04:49:34
Yeah. 16.
04:49:35
You never know.
04:49:36
Holy shit, I took off. I could be fun.
04:49:39
No. That's out what we're talking about.
04:49:41
Why do black folks always say for what?
04:49:44
I know my rights when being placed under arrest.
04:49:48
That's a good point.
04:49:49
But why do people are known for being stupid?
04:49:51
Why do cops always say stop resisting?
04:49:55
Because
04:49:57
now I was not resist.
04:49:58
I mean they
04:50:01
whoops.
04:50:02
What is your resisting,
04:50:05
dude? It's a natural react.
04:50:07
If somebody is beating you
04:50:08
in the head with a nightstick, it's the natural reaction to black.
04:50:11
Is it? Get.
04:50:13
It was a big black stick.
04:50:16
I'm just trying to give you drops now.
04:50:17
The Assyrian king Sargon two name in Isaiah 21,
04:50:21
his existence was confirmed by the discovery of the Palace of Horrors,
04:50:25
a bad Iraq 1940s, with inscriptions detailing his reign.
04:50:29
That doesn't seem to be a question or a topic, just more or less a statement.
04:50:33
Well, there you have it.
04:50:37
There's no comeback for that.
04:50:39
Every time I see black folks saying for what I think of saying what again?
04:50:44
So that was kind of interesting.
04:50:46
Oh, I didn't ask you about this.
04:50:47
What do you think about the WWE announcing super shows in Mexico?
04:50:52
So they
04:50:53
have pretty much so there's, they forget
04:50:56
who, Nick cotton, the, CFO or.
04:51:00
I'm sorry. Wait, what did he say?
04:51:02
He said he same thing about.
04:51:05
So do
04:51:06
you do you used to do better pricing,
04:51:10
and now they're pretty much pricing it as a luxury.
04:51:12
They're trying to bilk it for as much money as they can.
04:51:15
And reports are that they're going to just suck it for as much as it's worth
04:51:18
and then sell it to the Saudis at some point.
04:51:23
But it is interesting
04:51:23
because they're going back to our I conversation.
04:51:27
WWE has always got around their wrestlers being,
04:51:32
independent contractors.
04:51:35
They've gotten around, insurance, health insurance,
04:51:39
labor unions,
04:51:42
all because of this independent contractor type status.
04:51:46
Right. So all of the
04:51:50
storylines
04:51:51
that have been written by actual people, some of the stuff that I was
04:51:56
a fan of the most was the attitude ERA, which was, a lot of it was Vince
04:52:01
Russo and Ed Ferrara.
04:52:02
They never got writing credits.
04:52:04
They don't get any residuals, even though they wrote a lot of the shows.
04:52:07
They it was they never had writing credits up until recently.
04:52:12
And even though they have a writing
04:52:14
team, there's two people that get credits at the end of the show,
04:52:16
and one of them is Paul Levesque, which is,
04:52:20
Stephanie McMahon, Vince McMahon's daughter.
04:52:24
It's husband. And then another gentleman.
04:52:27
That's a long so it's just weird how they don't have any.
04:52:30
There's no writing,
04:52:32
there's no Sag-Aftra, even though they are technically Act actors.
04:52:36
It's very rogue.
04:52:38
And the whole issue with SAG and them having issues and protesting with the
04:52:42
I stuff and demanding that the contracts and stuff that,
04:52:48
WWE supposedly is
04:52:50
using I for storylines are reportedly that they're trying to do that
04:52:54
because they actually suck at doing everything these days.
04:52:59
Oh, wrestling blows.
04:53:00
To be honest, it didn't back in the day, but it just
04:53:05
it's just it could be better, but they don't bother,
04:53:07
but they're going to charge you up the ass for it.
04:53:10
But,
04:53:13
the I shit is interesting because if the if the WWE is a lot
04:53:16
is able to kind of just shoehorn that in there.
04:53:19
I don't see how,
04:53:22
General Jackson,
04:53:25
she met him.
04:53:26
Triple H or Sam Jackson.
04:53:28
Sam Jackson. Jesus.
04:53:30
Rachael Ray, they're not the same person. No.
04:53:36
All I want to know is, where do you go?
04:53:39
Oh, damn.
04:53:39
Ryan sending a bunch of tripping bitches be tripping a bunch of,
04:53:44
content about how Nikola Tesla coil connects to the pyramids.
04:53:48
And I missed it. And now it's too late.
04:53:50
That it's not like we can talk about next week.
04:53:53
Should be next week. Tesla.
04:53:56
Tesla.
04:53:56
Coil. Coil. Oh, I I thought you meant Tesla.
04:53:59
The wonderful receiver Tesla happy the.
04:54:03
And then.
04:54:05
And so sexy.
04:54:07
Wow great that
04:54:10
Tesla was the only Lions receiver that got the riddle.
04:54:12
They they write the word.
04:54:14
They're the number 101 hundred and say
04:54:17
can you turn this into 200 with only one line.
04:54:20
And some people write a plus minus, it's wrong and all this other crap.
04:54:23
Then you finally realize you take the 100
04:54:26
and you put a cross across it to make the 100.
04:54:29
The word to.
04:54:31
It's kind of a clever riddle, but it has nothing to do with math.
04:54:34
Tesla was the only guy on the entire Lions team that got it.
04:54:38
What I'm trying to say is that professional athletes are not very bright.
04:54:44
They must ask 15 of them and one guy knew it.
04:54:47
He was white. Two if that matters. I don't think it matters, but I don't.
04:54:49
I don't know why that I don't I don't know either.
04:54:52
I just it was just a cause. It was a causality that I noticed.
04:54:55
I'm not saying it has anything weird.
04:54:57
Actual connection.
04:55:00
Why was he in Philadelphia?
04:55:02
He filmed unbreakable with Bruce.
04:55:06
Jersey off Willis.
04:55:07
I don't know what that means with Bruce Willis.
04:55:09
They used my husband's law firm building.
04:55:12
Oh, so you have money, too? That's nice.
04:55:14
I should have assumed that if you live in LA.
04:55:17
Oh, there we go. Jerk. Jerk off Willis.
04:55:20
No, not Philadelphia though.
04:55:22
Autocorrect doesn't like you to be mean.
04:55:23
So it turned jerk off into Jersey off.
04:55:26
Which, honestly, if you've ever been to new Jersey is worse than.
04:55:28
Well, I mean, he kind of got what he kind of got his in the end and he had brunch.
04:55:33
No offense, but it's terrible.
04:55:34
Oh, he's only like 1% terrible.
04:55:37
Yeah, he could be a dick. Dagwood.
04:55:39
He can't emote anymore.
04:55:40
His capacity is limited, is what I'm trying.
04:55:42
His internal dick bag is huge, but he can't emote it.
04:55:47
Yeah, his dick bag works, but he has no idea.
04:55:50
His dick bag does not work.
04:55:52
Oh, I hope it does. Why?
04:55:55
Why do you hope it does?
04:55:56
Because he's still alive.
04:55:57
Dude, I when my dick bag stopped working.
04:56:00
I want to die.
04:56:02
All right, my bushy.
04:56:07
Yeah, I don't know him.
04:56:09
I don't want to fuck him.
04:56:10
I'd have to get to know him first.
04:56:11
Plus, if he's a vegetable, I think it'd be, I might.
04:56:13
There's crimes against fucking vegetable, sir.
04:56:16
I would if it concerns it can't.
04:56:19
That's what I'm saying.
04:56:20
I think there's crimes against that.
04:56:21
How would it consent if it's just like
04:56:24
licking a window, like
04:56:26
a piece of paper with a
04:56:27
he didn't save his mouth and make him make it on a piece of paper.
04:56:30
You're good.
04:56:32
I think a slippery slope
04:56:33
would be a bad analogy, because you can still slip in,
04:56:37
I don't know, lose a lot of semen floating around. Yes.
04:56:41
Does he. Did you call him Sam? He's. He doesn't prefer Sam. He's.
04:56:44
When he's like. I just meet you, Mr. Jackson.
04:56:46
Call me Mr.
04:56:47
Nasty.
04:56:48
He's like, call me Sam.
04:56:51
Sam Jackson.
04:56:52
I'd be like, you know what?
04:56:53
I can't, I'm going to call you Samuel Jackson.
04:56:57
I when I was younger, I thought Mr.
04:57:00
L Jackson, Al Jackson, stupid me.
04:57:04
But it's just people
04:57:05
just say it long range to Samuel Jackson.
04:57:08
Or is it Samuel L Jackson?
04:57:10
I honestly don't know.
04:57:12
No. As much as I like this is great.
04:57:15
That's like, if that's all real, like, that's that's awesome.
04:57:19
But part of me almost wants to be skeptical
04:57:21
because it's like, oh yeah, I know Tom cruise and.
04:57:26
What a dick, though.
04:57:27
I mean, seriously,
04:57:29
so people that are listening, we do actually audio audio podcast.
04:57:33
So the comment is Sam was spitting out lines from Jackie Brown and we had fun.
04:57:37
Nurse Willis was like, let's tell her not to make eye contact with me.
04:57:41
That's kind of dickish, because how does eye contact affect Bruce Willis?
04:57:44
He could just, like, either respond to the eye contact that her
04:57:48
with a friendly or a repulsive and then just go about his business.
04:57:53
He's so shallow, so insecure that I.
04:57:56
Excuse me.
04:57:57
That woman's looking at me. What the.
04:57:59
I mean, were you.
04:58:00
Unless you were like, hardcore, like.
04:58:03
No, he didn't.
04:58:03
She didn't say staring. She said eye contact.
04:58:06
Yeah. You're like trying to get like a
04:58:09
purse, Bruce.
04:58:10
Well, I don't know the story, but I like you, Nicki, and I hate,
04:58:13
I hate Bruce Willis now.
04:58:14
So why?
04:58:16
He's he's here.
04:58:18
This most,
04:58:21
what do you call it?
04:58:24
I don't know, low.
04:58:25
He's at a low point in his life.
04:58:28
Did you low score in his life?
04:58:31
He's very sad.
04:58:32
Did you see the Die Hard with his kids?
04:58:34
I don't think we, like, talk any much.
04:58:36
Which die hard. Was it his kid that was doing the adventure?
04:58:39
That was his lowest point.
04:58:41
Die hard for maybe
04:58:43
if there was a for that movie sucked.
04:58:46
I don't know what was there.
04:58:47
I don't watch any of them.
04:58:48
I've never watched it. Yeah, it was like they did.
04:58:50
I think they did like two.
04:58:51
And then there was like 20 years
04:58:52
and they redid one when he was already way too old.
04:58:57
I don't know,
04:58:57
I'm not a big Bruce Willis fan to begin with.
04:59:01
I'm old enough where I liked him on moonlighting.
04:59:09
He's there.
04:59:10
So yeah, fun.
04:59:11
Fun to run ten
04:59:16
Frontotemporal Dementia.
04:59:19
His health is reportedly declining, though he remains physically mobile while
04:59:24
his language abilities are diminished, he no longer lives in the family home.
04:59:28
Source of say shows affection. Enjoy. Silence. Family.
04:59:31
So his language abilities are diminishing.
04:59:34
So do you think he's able to tell people?
04:59:36
To tell other people not to look at him in the eyes?
04:59:41
So it's.
04:59:42
Oh, you mean.
04:59:42
Yeah, you know what, maybe that was part.
04:59:44
Maybe he.
04:59:46
Besides, his brain is failing and language abilities are declining.
04:59:50
He reportedly he's he is reportedly no longer able
04:59:53
to speak, read or understand why paparazzi follow him.
04:59:56
He does not recognize some faces.
04:59:58
So obviously he can't recognize that people are staring at him anymore.
05:00:01
So I think, careful what you wish for in nature.
05:00:03
Yeah, I understand completely what you're saying. It's brilliant.
05:00:05
What a way nature resolved it.
05:00:07
He hated people staring at him.
05:00:09
So yeah, God made his brain un, incapable.
05:00:13
Incapable,
05:00:15
not capable.
05:00:17
UN capable of being aware that somebody was even looking capable.
05:00:22
It's incapable, I said on capable because it sounds incapable of you.
05:00:25
Sounds stupider. And that's what I say. It sounds like you're.
05:00:28
You're not able to put a cap on something.
05:00:31
It's uncanny.
05:00:32
You saw me stop production and said her.
05:00:34
Tell her to stop making the current act.
05:00:37
What the fuck? So I'm distracting him.
05:00:40
He was trying to use.
05:00:41
I was on the balcony watching them.
05:00:43
So you were just an observer.
05:00:45
You were like, extra work, extra team.
05:00:48
Were you a fully editor?
05:00:51
I don't know, I don't know what that you're
05:00:52
just sitting side screen flicking your being to him or what?
05:00:56
We gotta know. What's your backstory?
05:00:58
It. This is weird.
05:00:59
Yeah, this is very random, I yelled back, go.
05:01:02
Do I know everyone who has been on the.
05:01:04
Oh, she's.
05:01:05
There you go,
05:01:05
Jackie Chan and Target owns the building, so she wants to go see celebrities.
05:01:09
She already said that. Yeah, we already we already had these answers.
05:01:13
We don't watch the show.
05:01:14
We don't listen. So.
05:01:15
Yeah. That's.
05:01:15
Yeah. Give us.
05:01:18
Is the first day.
05:01:21
So our 126th day, 128th.
05:01:24
If you count the two debate shows.
05:01:26
But there's no such thing.
05:01:28
Their shows are. Yeah.
05:01:29
Our shows are numbered.
05:01:35
Your podcast days are numbered.
05:01:36
So I want to know is do these do we still on the building and are we filming.
05:01:40
And what's our latest celebrity that we are meeting or stalking.
05:01:46
We're meeting someone.
05:01:47
Wait. That's right. They don't make movies. There is not.
05:01:49
Then I forgot up on tonight's show.
05:01:52
Zero.
05:01:54
What kind of text you got?
05:01:56
Nudes. Just.
05:01:58
She's married.
05:01:59
I'm married a Bruce Willis. I'm saying that Bruce Willis.
05:02:02
Oh, right. Right. Yeah, yeah, he sounds hot.
05:02:05
Oh, no, no, no. Dave Navarro, my lord.
05:02:09
Backstreet boys.
05:02:12
I'm kidding.
05:02:14
Oh, look at that.
05:02:16
I'm closing all my windows.
05:02:17
And I just came across the thing with, statistics.
05:02:19
The Chiefs are actually the sixth most penalized team in the league.
05:02:25
Just saying. Oh,
05:02:27
so there goes.
05:02:28
That's true.
05:02:32
Good for him. Yep.
05:02:40
You're around.
05:02:40
You're standing. That I couldn't care any less.
05:02:42
Save tomorrow.
05:02:43
Oh, yeah. He,
05:02:46
he did something weird recently.
05:02:48
I saw him in the, He's done stuff weird a lot, but.
05:02:51
Right, we had we had a little story him on the show
05:02:53
about freaking out on stage or didn't delineated something.
05:02:57
But if he's a client, I'll just stop talking.
05:03:00
I don't want to badmouth anybody that maybe.
05:03:04
Oh, it's just a way that you or you disagree with, right?
05:03:08
No, but you got to have respect. And I don't want to, you know.
05:03:12
Sure.
05:03:12
You're right. I don't know him, I don't fucking what did he do? Didn't he.
05:03:15
He got in a fight. Oh no, it wasn't him.
05:03:17
He was in a fight with somebody who was freaking out.
05:03:19
The singer was freaking out from, What did he play?
05:03:22
Did he play Jane's Addiction?
05:03:23
That band? What?
05:03:24
Yeah. It doesn't matter.
05:03:27
Yeah. He wasn't a band. He was actually from action.
05:03:29
I need to rephrase the statement you got freaked out upon.
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He didn't.
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He didn't do something that the.
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He got free to bang on.
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Yeah, he was the one freaking out.
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He was the one getting freaked out on the band.
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The the, singer was doing weird shit to him on stage.
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He had, I have a former life in politics.
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Did that for 25 years.
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Sorry to hear that in a past life.
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So this is like you're reincarnated
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as a nun. Politician.
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As I say, James. Yeah. Yep.
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That was what I was thinking of.
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They had a bit. We did.
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That was weird.
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He did go nuts.
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So yeah, Dave Navarro was fine.
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Cool. Probably cool guy.
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Down to earth.
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Which is hard to do when you have all that fame.
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Most people out here don't even want to make eye contact.
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Yeah, all I know is he randomly popped up on TV and was a TV entity
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and it was like, oh, like, I know he's like a guitarist
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or known as a guitarist, but I just wasn't sure
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exactly where he was from or why he matter that much.
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Was he really like some,
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you know,
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okay, she's a turd now and a sober companion to celebrities,
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but I'm going to question your sobriety, because every time you write a sober,
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you squeeze on it. You just squeeze in letters in between.
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And it's confusing me because I will said, act sober,
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Dave looks like a cool man.
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I think most people, either they get gentle at that point,
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or they completely go off the deep end and ending up getting facial surgery
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and trying to just run away from reality
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or nature takes care of it.
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Just snips that frontal lobe.
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I mean, he's not adverse to a little bit of makeup, but.
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30 years sober,
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I don't drink, and I was never really an alcoholic.
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So there's one show on here
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where I drank that much alcohol, and I was plastered for four hours.
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So I'm not really an over drinker.
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I think I'm allergic to alcohol.
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In fact,
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George so drunk he passes out
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and then we end the show.
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His. Well, he's a rock star.
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Most rock stars are smoking hot.
05:05:37
Who? Dave's Dave Navarro or me?
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Yeah. I've.
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You've never shared your wife, and that's probably a good idea.
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It's your wife's photo.
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I'm sorry. Your image not shared. Your wife.
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That's me. Might.
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You guys might do that and look for him through the whole fucking book.
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Hustle, Ray.
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Oh, so next week's topic.
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I don't I don't know how to wrap up. We already missed our flow and wrap up.
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We go all night. Gary will be up in two hours.
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He can come back on.
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We should do a 24 hour stream. I heard that's a new trend.
05:06:07
That was brand new trend.
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Well, they're they're really.
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It's really. It's it's a hot thing. Oh. Vertical.
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I want to mention vertical videos.
05:06:17
Did you want to switch to vertical videos.
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No because I, I did that and then all of a sudden it complain
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because all our videos all our media assets, as you learn
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they were called earlier are not vertical videos.
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So we'll have to remake everything.
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I might go on all the.
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Into scrap it funny,
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right?
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Oh, that didn't show up right.
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Rumble does not rumble in the,
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in the StreamYard chat.
05:06:47
It doesn't show the emojis. Right.
05:06:49
Apparently there's something like that.
05:06:53
All right.
05:06:53
So we're going to rate it down as Paul, next week's topic is going to be Tesla.
05:06:57
I didn't learn shit about scribes.
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I thought we were going to do terrible.
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Tesla.
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No no no no no no no, we're not going to do the car.
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We're going to do Tesla Nikola Tesla and how,
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oh, free energy should be available.
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Or we could do frequency or vibration or conductivity
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or energy or transmission or current or harmonics.
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But we did some of those already.
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It won't be Tesla, but that's what we're picking
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unless Gary changes it.
05:07:26
You got the sound drop.
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You got any last words?
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Sayonara.
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Adios.
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On the flip side, cheerio.
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We see back to normal.
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Wait.
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No, skip, I need you.
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Can you put on your glass?
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Goodbye.
05:07:56
As above.
05:07:57
So below.