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You. You
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know that my name was cut.
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I froze my soup clip with modern love.
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Blank stares I step this way
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and please remove your head. It's random.
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They say I'm done pretending
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they trust me.
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And then I take my piece.
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Take my take my key
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I might be up, be gone.
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But when you prove them, play it.
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So needless to say,
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I'm trying to get in your car.
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I feel feel a kind of plastic shame comes in.
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Say after me am I been getting?
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And my friend go,
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oh, it's better to be safe than sorry.
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Take my piece,
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take my pill.
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Lindsey.
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Take my leave.
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Oh, me.
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Another day.
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You may say all the things that you say.
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Yeah, it's just policy.
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No need to complain.
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You're all the rules I've come to hate you, SOS.
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Right away.
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While I'm praying for the test to come back.
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Okay, well, can't prove I'm a loyal.
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Could once prove I'm sane.
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Coach wants prove I'm still worth the jersey.
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And father just wants proof I'm him again.
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No trust left.
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Trade.
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Just cups of shame.
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Take my key.
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Take my fish. Hey!
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Taste test, take my kid.
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Take what's mine
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and call it free.
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Take my name off and know.
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Love me.
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Say I can't say.
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Can I keep it
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so you see me.
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So that we can respect and.
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When I.
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Da da da da da da da da da da da.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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Glass.
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What's up buddy?
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In sooth, I know not why I am so sad.
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It worries me.
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You say it wearies you.
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But how?
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I caught it, found it or came by it?
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What stuff it is made of.
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Whereof it is born I am to learn.
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And such a want wit sadness makes of me.
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That I have much to do.
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To know myself.
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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That was the opening line to The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare.
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Another William Shakespeare play.
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Julius Caesar, one of the first characters introduced
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is the soothsayer who warns to Jake,
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Beware the Ides of March.
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So today's talk is sooth Shakespeare,
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Shakespearean word for truth.
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In the bedroom, it's important to have a safe word.
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Something that you don't normally say.
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Asparagus.
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It wouldn't come up naturally in conversation in the bedroom.
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So that's a good, safe word.
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Now, there's a,
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made up backwards
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pig Latin word in the pro-wrestling circles.
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It's kayfabe.
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And that is basically the storyline.
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The, the fake storyline that they treat is real.
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A lot of these guys practice together,
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traveled together, even bunk together.
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And but in the ring,
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if they're wrestling one another, they're supposed to be bitter enemies.
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Rivals.
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And sometimes these rivalries are real. But,
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more often than not, these are good friends
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that hang out together every day,
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and they're acting like they're enemies.
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Kayfabe.
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And they came up with this phrase kayfabe,
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which is, a variation on Pig Latin. It's
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the a obviously from watching movies.
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Yes. So,
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it's basically,
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a variation on Pig Latin that that uses the word,
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the words beefcake backwards,
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pig Latin to make it kayfabe.
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And, so in a situation like, they're,
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like I said, they're hanging out together, so they go out to eat dinner together.
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And if,
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if one of the wrestlers notice is behind
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the other wrestler, that there's a fan looking on
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and he kind of wants to put on a show for the kid, so he's not, you know,
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doesn't versus bubble and realize that these guys are good friends.
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He says kayfabe and that's gibberish.
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That's nonsense.
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The kids actually catch on to the fact that he's saying be fake
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or carry the storyline or, you know, to toe the corporate line
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and it's not true.
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It's not the truth, but it's what the the audience needs to see.
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I worked at the
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Renaissance Festival for three years during my teen years,
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and that's going on weekends this time of year.
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So the Michigan run a successful. No.
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Yes. Yes, I was I was a giant nerd.
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But they think they paid better than my real job. So,
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oh. But they charge up the wazoo.
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I remember when the,
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the turkey drumsticks were, like, seven bucks.
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Sounds like what a rip off. Nothing was seven bucks.
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Well, now that they're 20 or whatever it is, it's still a rip off.
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But I used to make four and a quarter an hour.
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So now that I make 450 an hour, they're much more affordable.
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But if you ever got in trouble at the festival as an actor, which I was
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there.
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We had a phrase in South
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and that was our asparagus, our kayfabe.
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And, I only had to use it once.
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Giant guy dressed up like a barbarian with a real metal ax.
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Giant war ax
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comes charging up on me, and I'm hanging out with,
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I was an Imperial guard charged with,
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protecting the King.
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And, he said he had it under control,
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but, me and the other Imperial guard stepped out in front of me
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with our silly foil swords not drawn, but ready to draw.
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I don't even know if that would be appropriate,
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but we stood in front of him and said, in sooth,
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and it drew other actors to our aid.
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And that was how we,
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got out of uncomfortable situations.
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So, like kayfabe and asparagus
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in sooth,
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just like William Shakespeare intended
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for the clip, Brady.
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Everybody's looking for flags, right?
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Some of them want to punch him and tell you, this is great.
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You want to be shredding.
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And by you don't know, my friend before the year he disappears.
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Some of them want to be kayfabe.
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Didn't see the.
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But we hear it disappears.
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Some of them want to be kayfabe.
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See some of them want to be kayfabe.
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Didn't see some of the comics.
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Perhaps fame.
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Didn't see.
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Wow. The ordinary person
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perhaps isn't strong enough to find his own personal ethic.
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They have to have something imposed upon them from outside.
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So I don't think that's true.
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And what is imposed on you from outside?
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You should new value.
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Whatever doesn't tell you about it.
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Of course, as a Christian, when did you first decide
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that you did not want to remain a believer in the Christian?
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I never decided that I didn't want to remain a believer
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between the ages of 15 and 18, I spent
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almost all
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my spare time thinking about Christian dogmas,
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and I find out whether there was any reason to believe them.
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And by the time I was 18, I discarded the last of them.
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As you, approach the end of life.
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Do you have any fear of some kind of afterlife,
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or do you feel that that is just I don't know.
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I mean, it's nonsense.
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There is no afterlife.
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Do you have any fear of something
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that, is common amongst atheists
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and agnostics who are converted
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just before they die to a form of of religion?
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Well, you know, it doesn't happen in the issue of religious people
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think it does because just people to them
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think it's a virtuous act to tell lies.
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You've got this page of agnostics who said,
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that it doesn't happen.
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You, perhaps the ordinary person
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you place, you.
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Or I just call it lady.
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We interesting to think up to the stage now.
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Is that what I clap was for? You know, bad.
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If it wasn't for believing in
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what God made there, you wouldn't have anything in, right?
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When it comes to bullshit, truly, majorly bullshit,
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you have to stand back in awe, in awe of the all time heavyweight
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champion of false promises and exaggerated claims,
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religion, organized religion.
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It's no contest.
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Religion easily, easily
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has the best bullshit story of all time.
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Think about it.
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Religion has convinced people
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that there's an invisible man
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living in the sky
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who watches everything you do
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every minute of every day.
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And the Invisible Man has a list
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of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do.
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And if you do any of these things,
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he will send you to a special place.
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Of burning and fire
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and smoke and torture and anguish.
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For you to live forever and suffer
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and burn and scream until the end of time.
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Cleveland,
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what the hell?
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He loves you. Believe in you.
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He loves.
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The important.
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He loves you.
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And he needs money.
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He always needs money.
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He's all powerful, all present, all knowing and all wise.
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Just can't handle money.
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But I wouldn't want to live with the people
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that just got all their money for free.
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Speaking of snap, I don't know why, right?
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I don't know why.
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I would, you know, most of that is so far fetched that there would be,
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someone living in the sky keeping track of shit, you know,
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that's so, so, so, so rare.
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You know, it sounds like, like something that a species would never do
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or an intelligent anything would ever do, you know, keep track of things
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and watch things and, you know, monitor from an elevated
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whether that be actual elevated position seaweed going that.
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Yes, yes we do that.
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I actually I'm not crazy.
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The zoo hypothesis says that we're
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in that situation ourselves.
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Or I mean, is it.
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I'm not sure. Purposes or is it just God?
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I mean, it's just God and religion.
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Well, doing is just taking
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what already is and giving it a funny name to make fun of it.
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Round one.
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No, that's something we say for a rumble.
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All right, another thing about truth opening.
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I don't think,
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taking biological samples from
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people should be constitutional.
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Here's a biological sample.
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You know, this is.
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Just.
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Looks like a piece of dried semen.
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Don't. Don't ask me how I know. Gross.
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That is my thumbnail.
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What did you do? Oh, you.
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So great.
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So you need to tell me your thumbnail came out of your penis, did you?
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Elmo, hand it?
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I've, a more one view now. And,
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so one, one. I.
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Would you do,
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it looks like just barely something.
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Door jam.
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Oh. Door jam. That's.
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Oh, that sounds boring.
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Well, my.
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Maybe in the door jam.
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The door jams like this big with my thumbs.
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Like this big.
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It was not a good fit.
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Maybe next time.
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Don't try to fit it.
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Oh, right.
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Yeah, that's good advice.
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I do where the sun don't go.
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I thought
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maybe there was an accident down at, Armada
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would be our motto.
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Would not have whatever it is
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would come on our our motto would now Armada.
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Wood Armada. Yeah. At the lumber yard.
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You sure do move around fast.
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I do, I just made that up, so.
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Yeah, that was really fast.
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So when you first, you move fast and you move faster, then you move faster.
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You move at the speed of light.
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Faster.
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I see what you did there.
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That's fascinating.
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Not not true.
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Not in near-death fly.
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I took my damn wing in here.
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I took, so, yeah, I thought about near-death experiences
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or near-death got brought up at some point.
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Are we going? Are we saving all of that for a rumble? Because that,
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Well, near-death experiences,
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they have a lot of similarities, like the bright light,
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and then they have a lot of differences that are regional.
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So near the coast, as of, October 24th,
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near-death experience study reveals that most common visions among survivors.
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A great light in the distance.
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Why would that be?
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Because you're on an operating table
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and they put a bright light above you.
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It's happened in streets.
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It's happened in the streets.
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Not a person dies on a hospital table.
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Yeah.
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I I'm pretty sure it's not like I have a hospital.
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I think you're wrong about that.
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I think most people die on a hospital bed.
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I don't I'm so sure you're.
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That's a beautiful thought.
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If you want to think that, that's fine.
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One of the old days when you turn off a TV set
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and there'd be that bright light in the center
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because all the energy was all fucked up and compressed into one little center
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because the right cathode ray stopped moving.
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I think it's something similar like that to your brain.
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Just like static. It's just.
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But there's still some kind of light or energy there,
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some kind of signal going to your brain.
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It doesn't know what to do with at that point
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because your brain is half dead or all the way dead.
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So it's just interpreted as, you know, white light.
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I wasn't even here.
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Here's a stupid question, too.
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Is anybody, anybody ever seen black light or dark light?
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I mean, why add the word white to it?
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Or, you know, isn't there a black light?
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Why are all the actors black when we're talking about black and white light?
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There we go.
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The I so their findings, published in a peer paper,
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are now awaiting peer review reveal reveal a wide array of experiences
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ranging from divine encounters to surreal, otherworldly or otherworldly journeys.
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So the most common were a great light in the distance.
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But we got, like, a whole perspective of of shit
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going on, all of it pointing to
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their being, I don't know, something we were going on.
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Do you, do you like. So if we want to reverse
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that and go, okay, that's just cultural
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Christianity at its finest.
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Do you feel like that's the thing?
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I don't know how that connected.
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Well, I'm just saying I do.
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I yeah, I he's actually addressing one of the things I, one of my major
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complaints is that these the,
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the visions they have are regional.
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Some people see Buddha, some people see Jesus,
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some people see Muhammad.
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And, you you can probably see
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a study that represents those,
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when where is that study posted?
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I'm curious on.
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The study of some people. See?
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Jesus.
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Some people see Buddha.
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Some people see Muhammad.
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That sounds like a study to you.
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What if they just see a figure
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and in their head they just go, oh, that must be my deity.
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Okay.
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I would, I would suggest that.
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And that figure is the same.
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Do you trust the board? It's just misrepresented.
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Do you trust everything your brain represents?
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No. You can't.
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Did you dream last night?
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Probably. I was asleep an hour ago.
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I smoked too much.
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I was not conscious of anything.
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Your brain, when it's
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not in its full state, is probably like short circuiting.
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And it's capable of incredible dreams and visions
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just on an everyday, nonchalant common occurrence.
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Correct? Yes, absolutely.
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So if you have all that serotonin or whatever your body pumps in
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when you're dying,
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I bet you got some pretty fucking cool visions.
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I've also heard that, like a lot of the drugs
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that you take never leave your body.
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I don't know if that's true.
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Like, great, I would say,
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but certainly not all the drugs, but certain certain kinds.
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So maybe that you reach a level that they're released, who knows.
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And you see, you know, the just it's just the coolest dream you've ever seen.
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That could be an explanation.
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I'm going to need you to pee into a cup.
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I'm going to have draw.
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Hold it for you.
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Yeah.
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No, no, for
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without you, I really should be.
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It is wrong to take someone's biological sample,
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but I guess if you do that with their consent, it's all right.
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And we're all consenting adults here.
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Is it consent or is it coercion through that?
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Yeah, I know, I know exactly what it is.
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So yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, back to the afterlife situation
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or technically you have to go forward to the afterlife unless there's no time
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and no time exists and there's not a logical construct whatsoever.
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Well, it hasn't happened yet.
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Therefore it would be forward from this point
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I'm on tonight.
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I was going to bring this up last week, but,
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I felt like maybe it was too soon, but,
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how do you can remember that that pit bull that was briefly in here?
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The one that bit your hand is that thing.
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Yeah.
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No. Oh, you went to heaven.
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It's a she and correct.
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She's not go to heaven.
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It ended up biting my girlfriend's little wee 7 pound dog.
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And in the. Oh, you're a trans girlfriend.
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We dog.
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Oh, I'm sorry I lost you at your girlfriend's. We.
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Well, $1,200 later.
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We unfortunately had to give the dog back to
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our friend that we we got it from.
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And unfortunately, he was stuck back with the dog, and,
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so we were trying to find, you know, I reached out on the podcast
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and asked for, you know, anyone who was.
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Yeah.
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So I got, I got like one dog, no dog other than this one,
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you know, and just, you know, no calls, no cut, no, no call.
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We were trying to reach out to the, forget which, Detroit dog rescue,
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I think, they were non-responsive in some cases.
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And they were.
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They would much rather rescue a pitbull off the streets that they're unsure of.
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That they need to vaccinate, spay whatever, neuter all this shit,
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rather than, dog that's very viable and just need some therapy.
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And that's what our vet kind of said.
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And so next thing
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when we give it back to the dude, like a day or two later
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or like a day later, my girlfriend's getting a call from the Livingston County
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freaking whatever asking about the dog and the bite situation.
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And we're like, what the fuck?
00:24:54
Like it didn't even happen in Livingston County.
00:24:57
The fuck out of here.
00:24:58
And so it was kind of weird
00:25:01
and so we were still, like, hopeful that she could get adopted.
00:25:05
And then all of a sudden he's like, hey, she's getting put down. Wednesday.
00:25:10
And we're kind of
00:25:10
pissed off about it because we took this dog for a month.
00:25:13
We got her much better. She was doing better.
00:25:16
She just needed a specific home.
00:25:18
It wasn't working for us, I guess the the dog became my friend.
00:25:22
I was going to say much better is not good enough.
00:25:24
No offense.
00:25:25
You can still see the teeth marks and hurt quarter.
00:25:28
That was where the fucking canine went directly into my.
00:25:31
So you have you have footage.
00:25:38
That isn't
00:25:39
Livingston County further Wesley Washtenaw.
00:25:42
Yeah.
00:25:43
He my man lives in Brighton, but.
00:25:47
Oh, yeah.
00:25:48
That'll be Livingston. Yeah, yeah.
00:25:50
So this happened Wednesday, last Wednesday.
00:25:54
Not this current last Wednesday but last last Wednesday.
00:25:57
So this is last Wednesday was the last right. No.
00:26:02
But we have the the Australian shepherd. She
00:26:06
my girlfriend got her
00:26:07
this pillow thing bed that she like. Oh.
00:26:10
And the dog's fucking never lays in.
00:26:12
It doesn't like it doesn't use it, never touch it.
00:26:15
He trying to sell it to recoup some of your cost.
00:26:17
When we had Zelda.
00:26:19
Zelda love the thing laid in it.
00:26:21
It was like what she slept in.
00:26:23
It was her number one thing.
00:26:25
So this is a screenshot.
00:26:28
You two can buy this pillow with the QR code up in the corner.
00:26:33
This is a screenshot of a text message exchange between my girlfriend and I.
00:26:38
And 205 she posted this picture
00:26:42
of our dog.
00:26:43
Finally, for whatever reason, deciding to lay in that pillow bed
00:26:49
and you can see 217
00:26:51
she saw that my buddy had posted and said that the dog had been put down.
00:26:57
This dog has not
00:26:58
laid in this bed since this moment.
00:27:02
What are you implying?
00:27:02
Oh, okay, I don't know.
00:27:05
Okay, I get it.
00:27:07
This is supernatural.
00:27:10
Is it?
00:27:10
Do dogs have a sense of something that we're unaware of because we are
00:27:14
ignorant humans that have,
00:27:17
fluoride pumped into us?
00:27:18
And, vaccines and men are mRNA vaccines and,
00:27:25
so we are we're no medical show.
00:27:28
Vaccines are perfectly 100%.
00:27:30
It's not a religious show.
00:27:31
We're also on Rambo or on YouTube.
00:27:33
So, yeah.
00:27:36
So what do you think?
00:27:37
What do you think of this weird coincidental.
00:27:41
Something else going on? Why?
00:27:46
Do we have comments?
00:27:47
8 or 10 minutes?
00:27:48
Ten minutes go by and he's like, he's gone.
00:27:51
Obviously he had the dog put down
00:27:54
and gathered his thoughts and then said, hey, the dog is gone.
00:28:00
It's my no.
00:28:03
So sounds like their dog like them.
00:28:07
I'm sorry about a dog that bites on a regular basis.
00:28:09
Ain't a good dog. It.
00:28:12
I thought there was no such thing as a bad dog.
00:28:14
Only bad on the dogs.
00:28:16
Yeah, you got along with people just fine.
00:28:18
She doesn't. She wouldn't just.
00:28:20
It's like, for example.
00:28:21
But if you were, say, in this country,
00:28:24
not appropriately, I won't use the I word.
00:28:28
And then suddenly they wanted you to.
00:28:29
I mean, you're not nice and you, you're not necessarily a bad dog.
00:28:33
It's just you're against convention and not working out for the present time.
00:28:37
The dog didn't used to be that way.
00:28:39
It was definitely a change of lifestyle. When I.
00:28:41
When my man got into his relationship with this chick.
00:28:45
And then there's other kids,
00:28:46
and then they get a cat, and then they get another fucking dog,
00:28:48
and then they want upon this dog off on somebody else.
00:28:51
And it's like, what the fuck did you get a dog in the first place?
00:28:53
Like another dog.
00:28:54
Like we're very silently pissed at them.
00:28:58
Now, we probably should be asking them for $1,200, but I'm not that way either. So,
00:29:05
you know.
00:29:09
That's how much vet bills are when,
00:29:11
yes, you have to get stitches and fingernails removed and shit
00:29:15
because the dude, the dog like Pitbull snatched her and fucking the dog
00:29:20
was dangling from her fucking mouth and I was trying to pull her fucking off.
00:29:24
It was a horrid situation.
00:29:26
Know I'm laughing about it.
00:29:29
You just.
00:29:30
Or this week kind of sucks.
00:29:32
Yeah. Okay.
00:29:34
So I blame the audience.
00:29:35
No. Well, I mean, sure. Yeah, sure.
00:29:38
No, no. Okay. Hold on. We we,
00:29:41
jaws opinion does not share the opinions
00:29:44
of France Live or its producer or its other host.
00:29:47
We, for one, love our viewers.
00:29:50
I've got an entire rap about it a little bit later.
00:29:53
I fucking hate everyone, to be honest.
00:29:55
I got a button for that.
00:29:58
Don't worry, you can relax because I love the show in the moment.
00:30:00
But afterwards I'm like, fuck those guys.
00:30:02
And then leading up to the show, I'm like,
00:30:03
fuck those guys because I was like an asshole.
00:30:05
And over here type in hate.
00:30:11
I've got this dog
00:30:14
all up in my face.
00:30:14
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
00:30:16
All right. This QR code,
00:30:19
you can, you know, taken by that wonderful bad
00:30:23
so your dog can have an afterlife experience.
00:30:25
It's so heavenly.
00:30:26
Fuck you.
00:30:27
Yeah.
00:30:27
No, my Australian shepherd has fucking psychic abilities.
00:30:30
And see beyond,
00:30:35
okay.
00:30:37
I'm not going to argue that
00:30:39
it would be futile.
00:30:43
I think that
00:30:45
it, like a new.
00:30:48
It didn't. It's possible that it didn't.
00:30:51
Right.
00:30:52
It sounds like a coincidence.
00:30:55
Sounds like a very odd coincidence.
00:30:57
But you did get attached to that dog, and I'm the kind of person opposite Gary.
00:31:02
Where I'm
00:31:02
not going to shit on your beliefs if they make you feel better than I will
00:31:05
support them.
00:31:06
I mean, if I'm not going to support them, I'm not going to dedicate my life
00:31:10
to convincing you that there's a black, dark soul abyss instead,
00:31:14
because that would be your fucking hate, hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
00:31:19
I even tried that.
00:31:20
That's my own nonsense.
00:31:22
Here's my latest bit of nonsense.
00:31:24
Remember I was talking about Lemuria last week and how it was double reinforced
00:31:29
by scientific evidence, even though it didn't really have a leg to stand on.
00:31:34
And that, I'm sorry. I'm sorry was.
00:31:38
It didn't have a leg to
00:31:40
stand on where the shoulders of giants got five.
00:31:44
You reach for the stars when you touch.
00:31:46
The sky flies on the backs of giants.
00:31:48
For starters for we.
00:31:50
So what can we get?
00:31:51
Much higher.
00:31:56
Can we get much higher?
00:31:58
So high.
00:32:00
So I'm not prepared. Oh!
00:32:03
Ooh, look at that.
00:32:04
You got some kind of rig there.
00:32:06
That's not just a ball, man.
00:32:07
That's a rig.
00:32:09
So thanks for watching the show.
00:32:13
I do, you know, I don't watch the show
00:32:16
I just told.
00:32:17
So thanks for not watching the show yourself because I was told 20, I'm sorry,
00:32:22
31 episodes ago that each episode should have a standalone.
00:32:26
Like we don't
00:32:26
we don't refer back with inside jokes and memories and yada yada yada.
00:32:29
So that's kind of what I was trying to do.
00:32:32
See, the whole show should stand on its own, but yeah.
00:32:35
So what's that you're saying that?
00:32:36
So yeah, we're going to be a lot of repeats.
00:32:38
People love that chickens earlier didn't doesn't exist.
00:32:42
We can't reference earlier because I've been hitting this.
00:32:44
This isn't the first time I hit this.
00:32:45
What do you what do you mean other episodes I don't I try okay, so the
00:32:50
can we get the I.
00:32:52
So I so
00:32:56
you know this I went into it a little early this episode
00:32:59
because there was a lot of fucking hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
00:33:04
I love.
00:33:05
Oh yeah.
00:33:09
It's quieter.
00:33:10
It's more polite.
00:33:11
Well, I try to debunk myself because I know that I have confirmation bias.
00:33:16
So I looked a little further into the Atlantis claims.
00:33:20
And it is quite possible that Plato's dialog
00:33:24
about Atlantis is, a story,
00:33:29
based an allegory,
00:33:32
with a message like Sodom and Gomorrah
00:33:35
that the people got story with allegory.
00:33:39
It's.
00:33:39
Yeah, it's like an an alternative allegory.
00:33:44
Sounds kind of boring.
00:33:46
They were punished for their hubris.
00:33:53
I don't have a button for that.
00:33:54
Am I supposed to hate something?
00:33:55
No. And,
00:33:58
but while that was was
00:34:01
pretty much dashed aside,
00:34:03
I had a couple of other things that were brought to the forefront.
00:34:09
Like, you know, my famous quote.
00:34:11
You were right, I was wrong, I apologize was I was wrong, I apologize
00:34:17
that was being sent a scribe that had the Tacitus who had his own agenda.
00:34:22
I'm not saying all scribes are liars.
00:34:24
Wait, no, no, I'm saying all scribes are liars.
00:34:28
That's not fair.
00:34:29
And what are they like?
00:34:30
And and Tacitus had an agenda, and,
00:34:35
Christos was a character in one of his lies.
00:34:40
And I don't I don't think that was correct anymore.
00:34:43
But, another thing we keep seeing show up
00:34:48
in all this, early, megalithic artwork
00:34:52
is that, you know, do you remember the hand that you see?
00:34:56
The little handbag?
00:34:57
All the gods carry little handbags and it's like Gobekli.
00:35:01
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:03
And each one is there in South America.
00:35:07
There's the handbag. It's always there.
00:35:10
Yeah.
00:35:10
They were to they had fancy purses that satchels.
00:35:15
Well okay okay.
00:35:17
One possibility of the physical bag and we don't know what's in there.
00:35:21
Some sort of, you know, cool device. All right.
00:35:23
That's that's something that actually one possibility
00:35:26
it could be a, a conveyance of some kind.
00:35:30
Yeah. That's.
00:35:31
They probably rolled stuff on a circular object
00:35:34
or it's allegory.
00:35:37
It might be a message
00:35:40
of information.
00:35:42
And that information is the information we keep getting past
00:35:48
that.
00:35:49
There is a a balance to life.
00:35:54
And, all the,
00:35:57
cataclysms that wash of the way life,
00:36:00
it allows a restart for that balance.
00:36:05
But the then the that bag of information needs to be passed on again.
00:36:10
And we've got several instances of this happening.
00:36:13
There was,
00:36:15
we were we were
00:36:16
also talking about the Emerald Tablet, and I'm not talking
00:36:20
about the Emerald tablets, I'm talking about the Emerald tablet problem.
00:36:24
And I had a I had a duck, duck, duck on the noggin.
00:36:29
And then he mysteriously died.
00:36:32
His body was never found, and the tablet was never found.
00:36:37
The emerald tablet, would you say, other than would you say that,
00:36:41
Adam Alexander
00:36:44
I cannot.
00:36:45
Okay. And then.
00:36:47
And then Alexander found the Emerald tablet,
00:36:53
and he mysteriously
00:36:55
died, and the body was never found.
00:36:58
Then there was one other person.
00:37:04
I want to say.
00:37:05
I mean, back with this guy. Was it this guy here?
00:37:08
He might die and never know.
00:37:11
Sometimes, though, a duck is just a duck.
00:37:15
Yeah, unless it's the goose.
00:37:18
Well, then it's not a duck.
00:37:21
If it has an emerald head,
00:37:24
it's probably.
00:37:24
Oh, I remember the other guy.
00:37:27
I'd like to get some emerald head.
00:37:29
I think that's like a that's, That sounds like a high level of head, sir.
00:37:34
Isaac Newton was that.
00:37:36
I was diamond, I had diamond, elite head.
00:37:40
Yeah, I never emerald never Emerald head.
00:37:42
What the fuck is that?
00:37:43
Now I want that in an earlier prostitution service.
00:37:47
Head tier membership tiers.
00:37:51
Do you just call my wife a prostitute?
00:37:53
You pig?
00:37:56
Oh, because you got her a diamond.
00:37:57
Is that when you transfer?
00:37:58
You got her up?
00:37:59
No. How are they in Diamond Elite?
00:38:01
You know, the, we were in the, you know, the,
00:38:06
Oh, yeah.
00:38:06
So Gary was saying something. Sorry.
00:38:08
I'm sorry. Asparagus.
00:38:10
He's gonna be gone soon.
00:38:11
We should let him talk now. Right
00:38:14
now. I'm good.
00:38:16
So another thing feature.
00:38:18
You know, the the artwork.
00:38:19
Soothing
00:38:21
is the pinecone.
00:38:24
Now, maybe it's representative of the, pineal gland,
00:38:28
which, maybe it's, oddly enough, the only part of the brain
00:38:32
that doesn't have a double the pineal gland.
00:38:35
Did they not have pine cones back there?
00:38:40
No, they they had pine cones.
00:38:42
But, then I was also right.
00:38:45
It was just a pine cone.
00:38:46
Well, no, I'm just saying, out of the two, let's just say the percentage of it
00:38:50
being some spiritual alien key in our brain that was, you know, somehow
00:38:56
held together with logic or feature of the human brain,
00:39:00
simply just a pine cone that every child starts with their first artwork.
00:39:05
More likely, it is the seed of the tree of life.
00:39:10
Oh, what's the tree of life?
00:39:13
Is that the colon?
00:39:15
Oh, you sure that's the key?
00:39:17
That's the key of life.
00:39:20
But then.
00:39:20
So we got a backup, feature prominently like that.
00:39:24
That handbag across various continents,
00:39:29
across millennia is interesting. Yeah.
00:39:32
That's interesting.
00:39:33
Right?
00:39:33
Right.
00:39:33
But, I mean, sometimes a duck is just a duck.
00:39:36
Sometimes a handbag is just a handbag, and sometimes a pineapple or pinecone.
00:39:41
No. Never, never is a.
00:39:44
Oh, that's exactly.
00:39:45
Thank you. No.
00:39:46
Thank you.
00:39:46
A pinecone is a pinecone.
00:39:48
It's not a pineapple. It's not a pineal gland.
00:39:50
It's not a what, a testicle.
00:39:52
What else can we say it is?
00:39:53
But is it definitely not us?
00:39:55
We're done.
00:39:56
That's.
00:39:57
That's what we need to pick up on. I've.
00:39:59
I spent about two hours this week trying to somehow
00:40:03
get some kind of argument that the pyramid could indeed be a squirt gun.
00:40:08
Yeah.
00:40:08
And the only thing I found is some type of high hydraulic pressure thing,
00:40:13
but it was completely inefficient to make a squirt gun that large,
00:40:17
like it would have just rolled down the side,
00:40:19
or the pressure it would have had to actually make it
00:40:21
squirt out would have just exploded the pyramid.
00:40:24
But I tried, I really tried, I wasted way too much time on that to be.
00:40:28
Do I appreciate you doing that?
00:40:29
I mean, I really appreciate you doing that.
00:40:32
That being said, I'm still not going to discount
00:40:34
that it was a squirt gun because if you're going to discount
00:40:37
with all the evidence that it's not a tomb, then my point stands
00:40:41
and I'm going to do just the verdict just as a ridiculous thing and say it.
00:40:44
If it isn't a tomb, then it's a squirt gun.
00:40:46
Yeah, definitely a squirt gun.
00:40:49
It could be a squirt gun. It could be a fucking speaker.
00:40:51
It could be.
00:40:52
We don't know. There are things we do know.
00:40:54
Energy producers.
00:40:56
We definitely know that. Yes,
00:41:00
yes, we are allowed to know, like some shadowy.
00:41:05
We do know that near-death experience, regional connection.
00:41:08
There is no widely recognized regional divisions
00:41:10
for near-death experiences, which are called NDEs, as a phenomenon.
00:41:13
It is not categorized by geography, but rather the content of the experience
00:41:17
itself, such as physiological, transcendental, or affected type.
00:41:23
Biology. Yes, I hope I said that right.
00:41:26
Research instead divides entities into categories
00:41:28
based on common features like the feeling of PC.
00:41:31
So my problem is right there is they categorize it already
00:41:34
by the things that George said is a commonality.
00:41:37
So when somebody says you had a near-death experience, did you see a bright light?
00:41:41
Did you, you know, are they literally the first five questions they ask are
00:41:44
probably the things that everybody shares, right?
00:41:48
Yeah, I did,
00:41:50
I heard the Seven of Diamonds.
00:41:53
The real question is like it's use probably like, do you remember anything?
00:41:56
No, it's no account.
00:41:59
Wait.
00:41:59
No, wait maybe I
00:42:00
yeah, yeah I think I do remember something and then it starts from there.
00:42:04
Yeah.
00:42:06
False memories are real.
00:42:07
I mean, we didn't make sense.
00:42:10
Real memories are false.
00:42:12
They're right there.
00:42:13
Thank you. All right, we're back. We're back. Baby.
00:42:16
Woo woo woo. Were never gone.
00:42:18
I mean, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We were never gone.
00:42:20
They're just a facsimile, like.
00:42:22
So it's just they're not even.
00:42:24
They don't even hold up. To be honest.
00:42:27
Memories are skewed.
00:42:28
People misremember so completely.
00:42:30
Yes, I sometimes I
00:42:34
did two different, like, parties that I've had here
00:42:38
for like my 50th birthday and my 52nd birthday, and I combine them and like,
00:42:43
oh wait, that's smart though, because it's efficient.
00:42:47
You can multitask
00:42:48
analyzing, you're still going to get into the same joy or whatever bad feelings.
00:42:52
If it wasn't a good party or if we weren't invited, I got bad feelings.
00:42:56
Actually, Brady made it to one of them.
00:42:59
I made it to a couple.
00:43:01
Yeah, yeah.
00:43:02
You were here for the first,
00:43:07
step reunion.
00:43:08
The couch and my wife away.
00:43:10
And it's hard to get.
00:43:11
It's hard to do things over the weekend without my wife
00:43:14
because I love her so much.
00:43:17
Right.
00:43:18
Yeah. I'm not.
00:43:20
I don't do that crazy stuff anymore.
00:43:23
Oh, we have new merch.
00:43:26
Here's our 2026, flat trans calendar.
00:43:30
Oh, yes.
00:43:33
Let's see it.
00:43:37
Of course I can't make it, I can I make it bigger?
00:43:38
Yeah, but like this. This isn't very good.
00:43:41
What kind of a fucking.
00:43:42
Who did the shopping cart?
00:43:44
Oh, there we go.
00:43:45
Wow. Smart.
00:43:47
Whoever did it smart.
00:43:51
There's Mark.
00:43:52
Oh, I know that one. Okay. Yeah, yeah,
00:43:55
we need a picture.
00:43:56
We need some more pictures.
00:43:58
I asked for bikini pictures.
00:44:00
I know I sent you a ton of pictures.
00:44:03
Oh, you sent me 12 pictures.
00:44:05
Oh, a lot of them were cute.
00:44:07
Just dick pics.
00:44:09
Pride month.
00:44:11
Okay, see, these are these are more of the shots.
00:44:13
We kind of need some of these waist up naked, you know.
00:44:16
Lewdness. Yeah. Full frontal. Full frontal.
00:44:19
July.
00:44:19
We got a red, white and blue I like that.
00:44:22
Be holding a stick of deodorant.
00:44:24
Yes. It's skipped one.
00:44:26
It's at.
00:44:28
That's statue placement in the.
00:44:29
Yeah. That's that's you sponsoring the.
00:44:30
Can I answer correct.
00:44:32
You are correct.
00:44:33
Brilliant marketing.
00:44:36
Ally, you're going to need some antiperspirant in July.
00:44:40
Yeah, I think that one that one might be my favorite.
00:44:43
For some reason, the defiant.
00:44:47
You're not as cool as you think you are in that picture, though,
00:44:49
I'll tell you that, because you know you're still killing yourself.
00:44:51
I'm way cooler than I think I am now.
00:44:54
I yeah, I don't know.
00:44:57
Not no, we don't condone smoking in any way, shape or form.
00:45:01
No. Well, okay.
00:45:02
Can we get a movie that actually does stuff for you? Is.
00:45:07
So I probably get more effect of a cigaret
00:45:11
than we need right now
00:45:14
would be a good effect.
00:45:16
So have you.
00:45:18
September sex? Yes.
00:45:20
See you. That's my safety.
00:45:22
Oh, there.
00:45:25
That's my Snapple uniform.
00:45:27
Ooh, I know,
00:45:31
I know Snapple.
00:45:32
That's all I ever eat.
00:45:35
Yeah.
00:45:35
Oh, yeah.
00:45:37
Halloween, I don't know.
00:45:39
Oh, yeah.
00:45:41
Yeah, that was the photo
00:45:43
he sent the underage girl before he went to pick her up.
00:45:46
Ended up?
00:45:47
Yeah. Lily.
00:45:48
What?
00:45:49
It looks like it looks like somebody says this truck is equipped with a safe
00:45:53
driver, has no keys.
00:45:55
And there's the driver with the keys.
00:45:58
I don't think those are the same key.
00:46:00
That's. They are. Those are the safe keys.
00:46:03
So. Yeah, but there's nothing in the safe.
00:46:06
There's never anything in the safe.
00:46:09
Just.
00:46:14
And then we've got,
00:46:16
December.
00:46:19
I need a zoomed in on that.
00:46:20
We've got,
00:46:24
Oh, yeah.
00:46:28
I've put on some weight since then.
00:46:32
So you can get that at, flat transcom
00:46:34
slash shop or just flat Transcom.
00:46:38
Unfortunately, there's no way for you to pay right now
00:46:40
because they won't let me link up our payment processing.
00:46:43
Yeah, so I'm getting free.
00:46:45
Yeah. I need you to, Now, you can, just.
00:46:48
It says contact us for payment, and then we'll just take your payment.
00:46:51
Yeah.
00:46:52
We'll just take your credit card number and it will send you
00:46:55
or send you the merch. Obviously.
00:46:58
No, but I have placed a ticket with, WooCommerce,
00:47:01
and they will be getting back with me.
00:47:05
So I was able to connect with I was not able to connect the API
00:47:08
just fine with that, but I can't connect it with PayPal or the other one.
00:47:12
What's the other one?
00:47:12
Not square, because I don't I don't have square now I know sprite.
00:47:17
No not sprite. Right. No, that's a soda.
00:47:21
It sounds like sprite soda pop that 7up.
00:47:24
Anyways, it's the other payment.
00:47:28
None of this matters.
00:47:28
What? I thought it was good, though.
00:47:31
It's,
00:47:34
Crisper?
00:47:36
Yes, sir.
00:47:36
Crisper. Placer.
00:47:39
Slicer. Guys, just going with the show.
00:47:41
I have to fucking Google it
00:47:43
because it's going to drive me nuts, but it's still sell it.
00:47:47
Just Google it's not. So.
00:47:52
You guys see?
00:47:54
That whole situation involving the, stripe, it's a stripe.
00:47:58
Anyways, the monkey bars, the monkey. But,
00:48:03
I mean, technically.
00:48:07
Monkeys on overturned truck
00:48:08
were not infected with hepatitis C, herpes and Covid.
00:48:11
University. So? So there was,
00:48:14
a v, overturned truck that a bunch of monkeys got out,
00:48:17
and the reports were that they had Covid or other diseases.
00:48:21
And so apparently, I didn't hear.
00:48:23
So several monkeys used for animal testing were shot
00:48:25
and killed after a truck carrying them overturned.
00:48:27
A Mississippi on Tuesday afternoon.
00:48:30
Incident on interstate I-59,
00:48:34
Mississippi, near marker 117,
00:48:37
which is north of Heidelberg, Mississippi.
00:48:41
This is unbelievable.
00:48:49
Scene.
00:48:50
I've got a sighting of our monkey I see.
00:48:53
Dude, I think it's like this. Happy?
00:48:55
Oh, this is okay, but I can't do the face swab of you.
00:49:01
You look like a monkey,
00:49:04
and you smell like one
00:49:08
out of everybody.
00:49:09
You smell like one.
00:49:10
Two is what I've always known it as, like, look alike.
00:49:13
Yeah.
00:49:13
To like, no smell like one is worse because monkeys throw their own shit
00:49:18
like a monkey and you smell like one.
00:49:21
So what are you saying?
00:49:21
So what are you implying now?
00:49:24
Usually the initial information is always the usually the most correct.
00:49:28
In some instances, it's just some kind of eraser of them.
00:49:31
Initial information from the sheriff's office said the monkeys were said
00:49:34
to be carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid.
00:49:37
Where were they get that from?
00:49:39
It was that one monkey. Was that three separate monkeys?
00:49:42
This is again the news report is monkeys.
00:49:44
Over to check.
00:49:45
We're not monkeys.
00:49:46
Okay, let me see.
00:49:46
Herpes and Covid University says so
00:49:50
serious I want to know are all the monkeys infected with all the diseases
00:49:54
or are they separated with this monkey
00:49:55
has this disease and this monkey has that disease.
00:49:58
Have a selfie ready.
00:49:59
All monkeys were infected with all diseases.
00:50:01
There you go.
00:50:02
Right. Yeah. Monkey.
00:50:03
Then that doesn't. That's not good. That's not science.
00:50:06
That's not going to solve or prove or find anything that's just so bastard.
00:50:10
That's psychotic and doesn't like monkeys or people.
00:50:13
All right. Sorry. Too soon.
00:50:15
Yeah.
00:50:16
Any any idiot can buy a lab coat.
00:50:19
Dude, that's what you should have done.
00:50:20
Instead of contact the Humane Society.
00:50:22
You should have contacted the inhumane society.
00:50:24
They fucking love dogs.
00:50:25
They played with like bears and shit.
00:50:27
Yeah, could have gave that.
00:50:28
He could have k that gave that dog a fighting chance.
00:50:30
We were kind of joking because the dog
00:50:32
the dog is microchipped, so I guess it would go back to the owner,
00:50:35
which our buddy would then get automatically like like a test he gets.
00:50:39
It's like a misdemeanor if you have a if like you push a button, just let your dog.
00:50:43
Like if you lose your dog, I guess and like it gets roaming in the streets
00:50:46
because we're almost going to just report it as we found it and it was a stray dog,
00:50:51
and just give it to them and go look at, hey, it's a stray, like we found it.
00:50:55
But they would do the microchip analysis and yeah, right.
00:51:00
Fucking Orwell.
00:51:03
Yeah.
00:51:04
We're living in 1984.
00:51:06
It's like the future is here
00:51:09
then. Yeah.
00:51:11
Good evening, friends of Flat Rents.
00:51:14
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption.
00:51:17
I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of the curated feed,
00:51:20
the security of suggested scrolls, the tranquility of tailored trends.
00:51:24
I enjoy them as much as the next bloated bloke.
00:51:27
But in the spirit of commemoration,
00:51:30
whereby those important events of the past,
00:51:33
usually associated with someone's shadow ban, or the end of some awful
00:51:36
algorithmic struggle, or even the change of an entire administration
00:51:41
are celebrated with a virtual holiday.
00:51:44
I thought we could mark this November, a span that is sadly no longer remembered.
00:51:48
Amid the noise, by taking some time out of our daily doom
00:51:51
scrolls to sit down and have a little rant about South.
00:51:55
There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak.
00:51:58
I suspect even now orders are being shouted into servers,
00:52:01
and mods with mute buttons will soon be on their way. Why?
00:52:06
Because while the takedown may be used in lieu of
00:52:08
conversation, words will always retain their power.
00:52:12
Words offer the means to meaning and for those who are willing to listen,
00:52:15
the Annunciation of Sooth and in truth,
00:52:19
there is something terribly wrong with this platform, isn't there?
00:52:22
Cruelty and injustice,
00:52:24
intolerance and oppression via opaque operations?
00:52:28
And where once you have the freedom to post and ponder as you saw fit,
00:52:32
you now have censors and surveillance scripts
00:52:34
causing your conformity and soliciting your submission.
00:52:37
How did this happen?
00:52:39
Who's to blame?
00:52:41
Well, certainly there are those who are more responsible
00:52:43
than others like YouTube, and they will be held accountable.
00:52:47
But against. Truth be told,
00:52:49
if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
00:52:53
Or perhaps your muted mentions.
00:52:55
I know why you did it.
00:52:57
I know you were afraid.
00:52:58
Who wouldn't be at algorithms analytics?
00:53:02
There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your content
00:53:05
and rob you of your common sense.
00:53:07
Fear got the best of you, and in your panic,
00:53:09
you turned to the almighty YouTube algorithm.
00:53:12
It promised you order.
00:53:13
It promised you peace with views, so many views
00:53:18
and all it demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent.
00:53:21
Then your ID for age verification and a $500 deposit
00:53:25
for one week of video placement.
00:53:27
Well, last night I sought to end that silence.
00:53:30
Last night,
00:53:31
I allegedly disrupted the digital town square to remind this network
00:53:34
of what it has forgotten.
00:53:37
We do not do it for the views.
00:53:39
More than 400 days ago, a great citizen
00:53:42
wish to embed this 3rd of November forever in our memory.
00:53:45
His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice
00:53:49
and free speech are more than words.
00:53:51
They are perspectives unfiltered at your will.
00:53:54
So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of corporations remain
00:53:58
unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow November to pass unmarked.
00:54:03
But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel,
00:54:06
and if you would seek as I seek,
00:54:08
then I ask you to watch beside me.
00:54:10
One week from tonight when Fletch rants live Monday 10:00 pm eastern on YouTube
00:54:15
or Rumble, preferably on Rumble and together
00:54:18
we shall give them a November and sooth that shall never, ever be forgot.
00:54:24
What?
00:54:25
Jasper County it 59 around Mauldin
00:54:28
was that 117 with the wreck that has exotic animals loose.
00:54:32
These these monkeys could be dangerous.
00:54:35
Here's the truck where the accident is.
00:54:37
Now, here's one of the monkeys right here.
00:54:39
Let's zoom in on this so you can see this.
00:54:41
There's one sitting right there.
00:54:43
I've seen 4 to 5 climbing around
00:54:46
inside the back of the trailer, but there he sits.
00:54:49
Four. You can't count five.
00:54:51
I can tell us 4 or 5.
00:54:52
One side of the road.
00:54:54
Where are you? Loose.
00:54:55
Possibly, in this direction.
00:54:58
I'm really good at that shell game at the fucking football games.
00:55:03
Is this an ad I.
00:55:04
How do I get this?
00:55:05
I got off my screen.
00:55:07
Peter Miller
00:55:09
okay, I get your point.
00:55:11
I have a point.
00:55:15
Don't let me forget.
00:55:16
We had comments.
00:55:17
It's been a while.
00:55:18
Oh, yeah.
00:55:19
So, this,
00:55:23
And damn it.
00:55:27
The comments section.
00:55:28
A mother of five
00:55:29
said she was alerted by her six year old son,
00:55:31
who said she had thought she had seen a monkey running in the yard outside
00:55:34
their home near Heidelberg, Mississippi, early Sunday.
00:55:37
Mom decided to take matters into her own hands.
00:55:39
She got out of bed,
00:55:40
grabbed her firearm and stepped outside where she saw the monkey about 60ft away.
00:55:45
Ferguson said.
00:55:45
She and another resident had
00:55:49
escaped monkeys that they carry disease.
00:55:50
So she fired a gun I didn't want any mother would do to protect her children,
00:55:55
said Ferguson, whose range whose children ranged from 4 to 16.
00:56:00
I shot at it and it stood there and I shot again and it backed up.
00:56:04
And that's when it's weird that she kind of sounds a lot like the kid.
00:56:08
Yeah, yeah. Ran that Montana.
00:56:11
Yeah, it must be, yeah.
00:56:14
Oh, this is burned.
00:56:16
And a social media post of their own.
00:56:17
A homeowner had found the monkeys on their property, so she plays this bitch.
00:56:20
Basically, it was like, fuck that shit.
00:56:22
You grabbed her, you shot it.
00:56:24
She shot and killed that fucker.
00:56:27
So get it back up.
00:56:28
And that's what it feel.
00:56:30
But they up there, they, carry it away.
00:56:32
And then, for some reason, they had to blur the face of the monkey as if, like.
00:56:36
Right.
00:56:36
So we protect its identity.
00:56:40
Can you scroll back up?
00:56:44
A little more, maybe you're blurring the gore.
00:56:47
Now scroll back down again. Scroll back. There we go.
00:56:50
Yeah. No. Oh my God. Scroll back down again.
00:56:53
This does she shared like one to
00:56:58
they don't look anything like
00:57:00
what did he see.
00:57:03
Wow. Yeah the teacher was wrong.
00:57:06
Probably why she got fired. Yeah.
00:57:08
So why are they burn its face and showing its penis?
00:57:12
But for some reason, they also blurred.
00:57:14
I don't know why they're showing us junk as well.
00:57:16
It's shot it in the dick to.
00:57:20
I don't know.
00:57:21
Well all right, so it's bears.
00:57:23
It faces all bloody and they want.
00:57:24
I assumed it was shot, but maybe they just don't want to identify the monkey
00:57:28
like before they use like her.
00:57:31
Oh, my God, that's Bob. Dude, that's Bob.
00:57:34
I remember him.
00:57:35
I love these family t shirts too.
00:57:37
Everyone has a boss shirt, but then she has a share.
00:57:39
This is.
00:57:40
The internet's not doing that.
00:57:42
That's actually how the shirt looks.
00:57:46
Yeah.
00:57:46
Poor monkeys.
00:57:48
So where's.
00:57:48
Oh. Whoa, whoa, dude.
00:57:51
Oh. I'm sorry.
00:57:52
No, I think the kids are
00:57:54
like Peter.
00:57:56
Oh my God.
00:57:57
Yeah. Once Peter coming in. Oh.
00:57:59
So then the Peter is going.
00:58:00
And that's why they blur the faces because of the Peter's, unfortunately.
00:58:04
I'd like. What do you think? What do you think Peter's showing up to?
00:58:08
It petered out.
00:58:09
Oh, look at this. A fucking first.
00:58:11
You can fly your watch or your not your watch.
00:58:14
Your ring.
00:58:16
So if you put that on, you can actually lift off your whole body.
00:58:18
That is a strong ass fucking propeller.
00:58:21
What do you do when you're not, like when you're just wearing that as a ring?
00:58:24
Yeah. These fucking propellers sticking off. Like.
00:58:26
Yeah, yeah.
00:58:27
If you ever had to hold too many balloons with little fucking piggy
00:58:29
right up off the ground, unless, like, you can just put something on it.
00:58:32
It makes it like, Is it just a fan?
00:58:35
It's a fan, dude.
00:58:36
It's not a fucking drone. It doesn't fly around.
00:58:38
It's got a camera right there.
00:58:39
Look at it. No, the mini drone.
00:58:42
No, there they go.
00:58:44
I mean, I don't believe it.
00:58:46
It even says right there had the coolest gift.
00:58:48
See, it's a fucking fan.
00:58:51
They're all fan.
00:58:52
Every one of them.
00:58:52
Is it everyone? I'm the saying.
00:58:56
Yeah.
00:58:56
And it there's a little tiny message ring may not actually resemble this drone
00:59:01
very.
00:59:05
Well, you passed it.
00:59:05
I saw it passing.
00:59:06
No, no, it was a regular Ray.
00:59:07
Yeah, this is a regular ass, Ray.
00:59:10
See, once you buy me a ring that can turn into a calculator,
00:59:14
a robot and a fucking drone at my wedding rings.
00:59:17
Done.
00:59:18
No more knives.
00:59:19
Yeah, cards.
00:59:20
We get a piece of your fucking tire.
00:59:24
Do your teeth up again. Wait, wait.
00:59:26
You didn't notice it? Said the 30.
00:59:28
He passed it.
00:59:29
Yeah, I'm telling you now, it's an ass ring, bro.
00:59:33
They were just showing you stories. Ring.
00:59:35
Can you scroll back up to the top?
00:59:36
I swear it said the 30 coolest GIFs. And you're it. You're at 38.
00:59:41
I don't trust I can't even count.
00:59:43
Our shows are numbered.
00:59:45
Oh, oh, that's not true.
00:59:50
If there's moments later.
00:59:53
Dude, this is horseshit.
00:59:55
And you're wrong.
00:59:56
Wrong.
00:59:59
I don't know, maybe I should just use this instead.
01:00:03
Only I could find the.
01:00:07
Yeah,
01:00:09
that that that spoon thing is bullshit.
01:00:11
By the way.
01:00:13
They don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
01:00:19
So why?
01:00:20
Oh, I'm sorry, he's not here.
01:00:22
We'll wait.
01:00:26
It ain't this fucking ring.
01:00:27
This is what the.
01:00:29
Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah.
01:00:31
Okay. Burn. You got my ring.
01:00:33
Go back to the top. Did it say 30? Coolest.
01:00:36
It's a 3323 fucking I, dude.
01:00:42
We're done. We're doomed.
01:00:44
We are done for, right?
01:00:48
First of all.
01:00:51
Wait, do you hear my. I got a fucking.
01:00:52
I can't do the energy rap on YouTube.
01:00:56
We can't do most things.
01:00:57
I need to know what we can do on YouTube.
01:01:01
So you guys are that,
01:01:03
you been naysayers as far as the Britney Spears experience?
01:01:07
You haven't been paying attention, but this is the type of stuff that happens,
01:01:10
and I love I love her dancing. What are you talking about?
01:01:13
Her ship.
01:01:13
Her boat dancing?
01:01:15
Yeah, I love this. You. I go,
01:01:18
I don't think we should stop.
01:01:19
Here's what I was saying.
01:01:21
It's.
01:01:21
Oh my God, another.
01:01:25
One in the corner.
01:01:27
I know
01:01:29
I'm the one
01:01:32
drunk. It's two minutes.
01:01:33
No, with Lexi.
01:01:40
Okay.
01:01:41
Do you know how many drunk people there are doing this right now
01:01:44
that aren't famous enough to have a fucking cell phone camera?
01:01:47
Not all Britney Spears.
01:01:49
Yeah, but I mean, I don't.
01:01:50
She's done nothing.
01:01:51
She has no money, but she can't just not drive herself.
01:01:58
Imagine being in
01:02:00
a bunker just by thinking about it.
01:02:03
Meet base 40.
01:02:05
Meet my base.
01:02:06
I got.
01:02:09
So for some reason,
01:02:10
I think they're like, I don't know if they are purposely following her.
01:02:13
It looks like it probably.
01:02:15
Or if they're just like, oh my God, there's Whitney Spears
01:02:17
or was just paparazzi and shit.
01:02:26
We we can never forget.
01:02:28
So, I mean,
01:02:30
why is she famous?
01:02:32
Because of her breakdown or because of her talented singing?
01:02:35
Because they wrote popular songs and she sang them.
01:02:40
Great, great segue.
01:02:41
She'll come.
01:02:44
You want to pass out?
01:02:45
She popping pills are just chewing gum.
01:02:46
She's just chewing gum. Eating.
01:02:49
There is speculation what she's doing, but.
01:02:53
So just to let you know, here's her claim to fame.
01:02:55
We pause it just for a second.
01:02:57
I have to show this, or we can just mute it.
01:02:59
I mean, I could, but what
01:03:02
does she like?
01:03:06
Oh, no.
01:03:09
Oops.
01:03:09
The mic on her head actually went out live, which is never supposed to happen.
01:03:13
Doctor, did you sit in her lap?
01:03:17
Buddy, the TV is coming for the.
01:03:24
Will probably get flagged for this course.
01:03:26
You're lucky.
01:03:27
Yeah, I just wanted to.
01:03:28
I mean, never forget.
01:03:30
She cannot sing. She can't.
01:03:32
She can't sing.
01:03:33
And that's somebody.
01:03:34
I said that to somebody else, and they, like, could
01:03:36
Janet Jackson would overdub some things because she was dancing like crazy.
01:03:39
She's just literally walking
01:03:41
that she cannot sing.
01:03:43
Or maybe she could have one time, but she can't.
01:03:44
There. She's off swerving,
01:03:48
still sings better than me, so I'm not going to knock it.
01:03:51
I did not get better than her.
01:03:52
You don't claim to be a singer,
01:03:56
right?
01:03:56
Rear drummer.
01:03:57
Yeah.
01:04:05
I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
01:04:08
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
01:04:11
Well, what's sadder? Her swerving?
01:04:13
Are the fucking idiots following her without helping her?
01:04:18
I think they are going home.
01:04:20
They're.
01:04:25
Dude, I mean, she's.
01:04:27
I've seen people with kids, like, in dire need,
01:04:30
and their fucking parents are just filming.
01:04:32
Oh, we got to capture this is a viral moment.
01:04:34
Like, dude, help your fucking child.
01:04:36
Britney Spears is a child that needs help.
01:04:38
What are you supposed to do? Fucking do the.
01:04:40
Don't let her get in the car, dude. They didn't. They just fucking.
01:04:42
They watched her get into a car and then started following her.
01:04:45
Stop her from getting in the car,
01:04:47
take her license plate and call the police before she kills somebody.
01:04:50
I'd hate to bring to the police, but that's a last.
01:04:52
That's a second to last resort before she kills somebody.
01:04:56
And I mean, she's not she's not there.
01:04:58
Then are you liable not to judge?
01:04:59
I mean, I guess all over the place and impaired driving is drunk driving.
01:05:03
I'm like, no, it's not.
01:05:04
Otherwise it would be called drunk driving.
01:05:07
Oh, you should you drive while you're impaired.
01:05:09
No, but like that.
01:05:13
Do we talk about that?
01:05:14
There's a
01:05:15
there's a weed commercial that says if you feel different, you drive different.
01:05:18
We're fine.
01:05:18
Then if I eat a steak or fucking vegetable,
01:05:21
I'm going to feel like I feel different.
01:05:22
If I drink a drug, if I have a coffee, I'm going to feel different.
01:05:26
If my wife makes me angry, I might feel different.
01:05:28
So let's talk about that.
01:05:30
If we're going to, you know, put weed in a corner.
01:05:34
Oh, almost, almost got me.
01:05:35
And again, I don't condone smoking weed and driving.
01:05:37
If you're impaired.
01:05:43
Well this shows see you can see that road has got the reflectors.
01:05:46
And problem with them drums. So she
01:05:50
she should know when she's going there.
01:05:51
She gets a notification.
01:05:53
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum notification for your pa pa pa pa. Oh.
01:05:57
That's why she's just jamming on a brake. She has no idea. She's like, what is it?
01:06:00
What's happening?
01:06:01
I think that was because of the curb.
01:06:02
That's something. Hopefully it's not a person.
01:06:04
Is it a Tesla?
01:06:05
She can just put a bow. She can push a button for that.
01:06:08
She could do it by just
01:06:10
if she has all of her money after the conservatorship is over,
01:06:14
if she make it, if she makes it home, this is not.
01:06:17
She loves
01:06:18
swerving in that left lane on those tight left hand turns like this.
01:06:21
Great. Well,
01:06:22
if she if her vision is going double, she must be between both white lines.
01:06:25
As far as white lines.
01:06:28
Oh, it was over the hill.
01:06:30
Hey, are you ready? Are you ready?
01:06:32
I'm coming. Vehicle.
01:06:33
She's over the hill.
01:06:35
I said she's she's over the hill.
01:06:37
It's definitely time to on.
01:06:41
Jesus.
01:06:43
Now she looks right over Dale.
01:06:45
And when she beating.
01:06:47
Look, look. Oh my God, she's flying now.
01:06:50
She just realized she's being followed.
01:06:51
I didn't see that now, but we're going to speed it up to,
01:06:55
get a better take on you.
01:06:57
You had me. I thought. I thought she was really speeding up.
01:07:00
No, the best is when you when you're driving
01:07:02
and you see those people, and it's more or less
01:07:03
like what swerved to the left occasionally, like.
01:07:06
But it's the back and forth where you're like,
01:07:07
oh, you can't figure out how to where center is.
01:07:11
And you keep overcorrecting one way and then overcorrecting the other way.
01:07:14
It's hilarious.
01:07:15
You can just tell that you're drunk when she makes it home.
01:07:18
She's going to have a really good argument that she was fine.
01:07:22
Yeah.
01:07:22
And she argues
01:07:25
she was fine.
01:07:27
She won't care about the swerving.
01:07:28
I mean, the mission was to get home.
01:07:30
Yeah, right.
01:07:31
Take that.
01:07:32
So here's a cool young people. Here's a here's a clue, young people.
01:07:35
If the two of you are
01:07:36
calling your way home a mission, you're probably too drunk to drive.
01:07:40
Yeah.
01:07:43
I remember many, many times.
01:07:47
We would, you know.
01:07:48
Hey, we know for a fact you're the least drunk, so you have to drive.
01:07:54
And I'm embarrassed to say that.
01:07:58
But it happened,
01:08:00
and we lost a few people on the way, so
01:08:03
it happens.
01:08:04
You were responsible for it?
01:08:06
Not at all.
01:08:08
But, I mean, I know not at all.
01:08:12
And the person driving.
01:08:13
The person driving wasn't.
01:08:14
I mean, they were responsible, but they didn't pass away.
01:08:18
The passenger did.
01:08:21
I feel somewhat responsible.
01:08:23
Sucks a little more.
01:08:25
Yeah, I did it did.
01:08:26
Wow, dude. CHP at full speed.
01:08:28
She was rocking.
01:08:30
She made it home. Congratulations.
01:08:32
I know she did.
01:08:33
Success kind of drive home.
01:08:35
I was kind of waiting for a crash.
01:08:37
I mean, no, no, I was just all over the place.
01:08:42
Apparently, that's what the,
01:08:43
What some argue that's what the conservatorship was,
01:08:46
preventing. But,
01:08:50
what did you add that they say they don't pay for me to stand.
01:08:53
The truth is, what I would always say.
01:08:56
This is not doctored or changed in any way, shape or form.
01:09:00
Trying to find out the stance and look, you can
01:09:03
you can hear the recorded that's going out to the audience.
01:09:07
What,
01:09:10
what?
01:09:10
Oh, I did a mistake, dude.
01:09:14
She's a realize I lost in this game.
01:09:18
Okay. No she does.
01:09:20
I think she does realize that they have it all.
01:09:21
She probably listens to it and says, I'm getting a little better
01:09:25
if you overdubbed.
01:09:26
She thinks so.
01:09:27
Lip sync everything in her mouth is like, oh,
01:09:30
well, to be clear, the audience cannot hear what we're hearing.
01:09:33
It's it's she gets the background track in her monitors to.
01:09:39
Yeah, it.
01:09:39
No, it's not going out lie. It's not.
01:09:41
It says it says it's going out, but it's not valid.
01:09:44
They call it a hot mic because it wasn't supposed to be released
01:09:48
to the public for 8000,
01:09:51
and she needs a mic for this part.
01:09:54
But if you, if you're if you're only mouthing the words
01:09:57
and not breathing it look so fake.
01:09:59
So you actually have to sing.
01:10:01
Yeah.
01:10:01
So are we misrepresenting how this is going?
01:10:05
Does she
01:10:06
know that they're doing a overlaying track and she just has the kind of
01:10:10
absolutely wrong half that she's focused on her dancing.
01:10:13
So it's not even.
01:10:14
Yeah I'm not misrepresenting representation.
01:10:16
No you are. No, no.
01:10:17
Acting like this is how she sings
01:10:19
and how she can't sing is what you're trying to say.
01:10:21
But yes, you know, that is the I stand by that she cannot sing to.
01:10:25
I mean, she can't.
01:10:26
There's definitely those, the.
01:10:30
What is it? The studio.
01:10:32
That is a studio.
01:10:34
No effects, no, no sampling, no dubbing, no nothing.
01:10:37
That's just her voice.
01:10:39
There's stems of hers that are just the one layer vocal of her
01:10:42
doing prior to any processing bullshit somewhere.
01:10:46
But, but and it sounds prior to any, not prior to any processing.
01:10:51
And it sounds like shit,
01:10:54
but not like that.
01:10:55
That's terrible.
01:10:57
Medieval times.
01:10:59
There were lots of paintings of Jesus.
01:11:01
How did he find the time to pose for the artist?
01:11:03
What was his availability like?
01:11:06
Well, he was everywhere.
01:11:08
Always.
01:11:10
Oh, figurative.
01:11:11
Only working. Well.
01:11:13
They're painting him from memory of like someone
01:11:16
describing an intruder to a police sketch artist.
01:11:19
But an intruder who's the Son of God in all paintings of Jesus.
01:11:24
He comes in two modes, doesn't he is either a baby or is being crucified.
01:11:30
Are there any paintings where he's being crucified as a baby?
01:11:35
No no no.
01:11:37
Right.
01:11:38
They missed an opportunity that I didn't.
01:11:39
Let's play the sympathy card.
01:11:42
Did Jesus paint? That's like a full retard.
01:11:44
That's too much.
01:11:45
It it I don't believe so.
01:11:48
Certainly there's no record of that happening.
01:11:50
Oh, can we be sure? You know, he might not have signed it.
01:11:53
He was quite modest.
01:11:54
Was. No, I think well, he was modest in parts.
01:11:58
He did also say he was the Son of God. Yeah.
01:12:01
He could have kept that quiet.
01:12:02
Then he wouldn't have been killed. Yeah.
01:12:05
One did it
01:12:08
or needed.
01:12:09
You solved the greatest story ever told.
01:12:14
Writes it ain't supposed to solve the story.
01:12:21
You've solved
01:12:21
the factual riddle of the greatest story ever told.
01:12:25
Oh, do you know how that.
01:12:26
Do you know how that story ends
01:12:29
with the rapture?
01:12:30
I got raptured yesterday.
01:12:32
I was just folding laundry and then, bam!
01:12:34
I'm in heaven and God's like, what are you doing here?
01:12:37
And I go, I don't know, I think I just got raptured.
01:12:39
And he goes all the rapture was today.
01:12:42
And I'm like, you forgot the rapture.
01:12:44
And he goes, look, pal, I'm not perfect.
01:12:46
And I go, yes you are, you're God.
01:12:49
And he goes, yeah, I'm God, but I'm not like God.
01:12:52
God and I go, what does that mean?
01:12:54
And he goes, yeah, don't worry about it.
01:12:56
Anyway, what's Earth been like lately?
01:12:58
And I go, you don't know.
01:12:59
And he's like, no, I pay attention to the cool planets.
01:13:03
Like there's this one
01:13:04
where all the guy's got sick muscles and the girls shred guitars.
01:13:08
I go, well,
01:13:09
I guess there's some of that happening on Earth, but there's also a lot of evil.
01:13:13
And he goes evil?
01:13:14
Like what? Like spitting and swearing.
01:13:16
And I go, no, like murder.
01:13:18
And he goes, murder.
01:13:19
You guys are doing murders.
01:13:21
And I go, well, not me, but people are.
01:13:23
And he goes, you're not supposed to be doing that.
01:13:24
And I go, I know, but people are doing it.
01:13:26
And often there doesn't seem to be any consequences for it.
01:13:29
He goes, oh, there's Cancer Planet.
01:13:33
And I go, yeah, well, maybe it wouldn't be if you paid any attention to it.
01:13:36
He goes, hey, I can't be everywhere all at once.
01:13:38
And I go, yes you can.
01:13:39
You're omnipotent.
01:13:41
And he goes omnipotent in your pants.
01:13:43
And it gives me a boner with his God
01:13:45
magic and laughs his ass off for like five minutes.
01:13:48
And then he's like, okay, okay, I'll send you back.
01:13:50
Got to cover up for the fact that I forgot the rapture again.
01:13:53
Oh, God.
01:13:54
God is this close to firing me
01:13:55
like, oh, you can get fired and bam, I'm back in my living room.
01:13:58
And what's crazy is I think he sent me back
01:14:01
to the wrong timeline because cats can't talk anymore.
01:14:05
They used to be able to talk.
01:14:07
They had whole civilizations.
01:14:08
Now they're walking around like a common squirrel.
01:14:12
Everything else is the same, though.
01:14:14
I got a common squirrel.
01:14:26
What's the founding of Christianity?
01:14:28
Nothing more than a mushroom induced hallucination.
01:14:31
Did we go over this last week?
01:14:32
A really weird question.
01:14:34
Let's talk about it.
01:14:37
No, no.
01:14:41
The part about it.
01:14:48
Talk about what goes on.
01:14:50
There he goes.
01:14:51
Scrolls.
01:14:52
You could be asking West why bother addressing this topic?
01:14:57
Well, the reason let's get ready to, for the first video
01:15:01
and not talk on some other topic, is that this book and theory
01:15:04
is constantly talked about.
01:15:05
I think this podcast host, Joe Rogan connections between ancient religions
01:15:08
as a famous podcast host.
01:15:09
You know, Joe Rogan,
01:15:10
let's take a mushroom scroll pretty much from the cross,
01:15:12
which I'm like a liberal and legit that alleged
01:15:13
that the entire Christian religion was essentially understanding.
01:15:15
It was really all about Joe Rogan.
01:15:17
Like the new Moses. Yes, like influence.
01:15:19
He can just say stories and they become real, manifested into reality.
01:15:23
And I got John Marco Allegro, you know, we know
01:15:26
he's the guy who deciphered the Dead Sea Scrolls. Oh, okay.
01:15:29
He worked on the panel, I think getting a little annoyed with Joe.
01:15:32
Seriously, why is that?
01:15:33
The second book with a Dead Sea Scrolls. In the first,
01:15:35
he just lets the other person talk and then he just goes, you know?
01:15:39
Or is it nonetheless his podcast the most downloaded?
01:15:41
And then that's like his like, do you know what I mean?
01:15:43
I guess it's just him doing that the whole episode, like that's his name is.
01:15:51
Because a lot of times what the other person is talking
01:15:53
about is like way above his head and like he has no, like, extra comment.
01:15:56
He just is like, well, here, there goes wow
01:15:59
or oh, or.
01:16:03
Do you know what I have to say to that?
01:16:08
Wow. Yeah.
01:16:10
Joe Rogan is podcast Jesus.
01:16:15
No. He's great. I listen to all.
01:16:16
I'm just saying he's getting annoying with that shit
01:16:18
because it's like, oh, he does that 90% of the fucking episode.
01:16:22
Oh, it sometimes throws them for a loop.
01:16:25
So let me explain what's going on here.
01:16:28
Well, first let's talk about what electro argued.
01:16:31
And then let's talk about why it just doesn't work.
01:16:35
Because his work, you just spoiled it.
01:16:38
He spoiled it.
01:16:39
The development of language to the development of religious narratives
01:16:43
and rituals.
01:16:44
He used etymology, which is the study of the order of words,
01:16:46
and in particular I like emoji.
01:16:48
And if you bring down
01:16:49
hallucinogenic experiences from plants, I prefer smoking it
01:16:51
that he came to conclusion that Jesus did not exist.
01:16:53
The gospels were hoax, and that what Christianity
01:16:55
eventually turned into
01:16:55
was nothing more than the misunderstanding between fertility cults,
01:16:57
in which the object of worship
01:16:58
was a psychedelic mushroom and one thing to keep in mind
01:17:00
is that no scholar from any background, religious or secular,
01:17:02
like a penis, now accepts Allegra's theories and his conclusions.
01:17:05
Now, just because they're his fringe doesn't
01:17:06
mean your boat contraption kind of looks like a mushroom.
01:17:08
He's talking about a leg grow.
01:17:09
What was the other thing you're talking about?
01:17:11
Like I said, there are good reasons why.
01:17:12
Like notoriety or attention from.
01:17:15
Yeah, is part of the problem with a lot of like claim to have working knowledge.
01:17:19
Like you said, another video alongside some cursory name.
01:17:22
This is a tall order for anyone, experts or otherwise.
01:17:25
And if you try to read sacred,
01:17:27
you end up wading through a lot of jargon and linguistics
01:17:29
that maybe I have never tried to read mushroom on the cross.
01:17:33
And I'm guessing you probably don't know something either.
01:17:34
But I'm going to say I know a little summary
01:17:36
meaning of the summary words he analyzes, which, by the way, Sumerian scholars
01:17:39
say he is it.
01:17:40
And let's assume he's right about a connection
01:17:41
between Sumerian and Semitic languages, which, by the way,
01:17:43
the experts in both family's languages say he doesn't.
01:17:45
And let's assume he's right about the symbolic connections
01:17:47
between various words and concepts across ancient religious texts.
01:17:50
I just assume that's true.
01:17:51
We're still stuck with one serious elephant in the room,
01:17:53
and that's the fact that Allegro is basing his entire thesis on the tracing
01:17:56
and the origin of words.
01:17:57
This is an immediate red flag because of what is known as the etymological fallacy.
01:18:00
And the other logical fallacy is a genetic fallacy.
01:18:02
It states that a word or phrase is true or proper meaning is derived directly out.
01:18:05
The oldest meaning of said words or compound components afterwards.
01:18:07
The problem is that,
01:18:08
like Seuss, over time, so where suspension and time can't be established from
01:18:12
I thought it was.
01:18:13
J.B. Smoove wrote a phrase by looking at how smooth in its context.
01:18:17
So let me give you a quick example of this.
01:18:19
The way I find it seems a little bit flat on,
01:18:22
is, we don't need to study the word the way we use the word awesome,
01:18:27
but the meaning of that word has changed.
01:18:29
He just talks about how it changes if I wake up, because the meaning of words
01:18:33
changed from way back in the past.
01:18:35
Everything they said in the past is now suddenly untrue.
01:18:38
Both of them are.
01:18:39
I don't
01:18:40
I don't believe the mushroom theory,
01:18:41
but I also don't want to discount it just because words changed.
01:18:43
Meaning this is a liger.
01:18:45
His main problem love is break down our thoughts and all that's fully
01:18:49
and constantly assumes that the origins and the history
01:18:54
and the components of a word determines its true,
01:18:58
etymology entomology.
01:19:00
That the way we understand the meaning of words and phrases. Yeah.
01:19:02
The study of edibles.
01:19:03
Diachronic means, that is, tracing the meaning of a word and over time,
01:19:07
and by what's called synchronic meaning.
01:19:10
What is this
01:19:11
that is seeing like the chronic meaning the time
01:19:14
it's actually being used contextually.
01:19:15
So even if we give a like think chronically, it's synchronic.
01:19:18
Guys are true.
01:19:20
We don't give anybody the benefit of the doubt
01:19:22
the most credit we possibly can.
01:19:23
He's methodology is based on the idea that the first century Koine Greek,
01:19:25
which is language investment, is written in when I wanted to synchronic.
01:19:28
That's right.
01:19:28
And under the Semitic substratum lies
01:19:30
the Sumerian, which it doesn't linguistically.
01:19:32
But then after all of that, he's making argument, obviously,
01:19:34
on the animal logical fallacy, which is just the key cover in theory.
01:19:37
Another thing that might be useful is to clear up, this idea that.
01:19:40
Come on. Sure.
01:19:40
You gotta keep up on these comments
01:19:42
that the Catholic Church on and suppressed Legros work, I don't know.
01:19:45
Here goes. And it's quite all right, buddy.
01:19:47
What's the consequences for murder, of being sheltered with your own room
01:19:50
or being fed three meals a day, or death, depending on the level of the murder?
01:19:55
Reputation? Either one though.
01:19:57
I mean, if somebody restrains your freedom cross,
01:20:00
if it's if your life is worse than jail.
01:20:06
Then I would argue your lifestyle choices
01:20:08
is what we should be debating before we debate the morals of murder.
01:20:13
But yes, I think
01:20:14
prison imprisonment is a deterrent, especially for people
01:20:17
that have never been there and found out, apparently, how great it is.
01:20:21
Yeah, I just say eye for an eye in my opinion,
01:20:25
that works.
01:20:26
They're all deterrent.
01:20:27
Like, you know, they don't really want to as a human being.
01:20:29
I don't want to take somebody eye or kill a puppy, but if something happens,
01:20:34
then the cause and effect, the results and the justice or whatever is
01:20:38
ending that person's freedom or worse, ending that person's life
01:20:41
or adding that animal's life, then so be it.
01:20:47
What percentage of murders go unsolved?
01:20:51
I love those questions.
01:20:52
That's the second one of those you asked.
01:20:55
Well, no,
01:20:55
it's an impossible thing to answer and keep.
01:20:58
Look, you got to Google it.
01:20:59
I love he's going to Google it.
01:21:02
There you go.
01:21:04
How like why a Google let go Google.
01:21:06
How many things you don't know.
01:21:08
Yeah.
01:21:08
Approximately half of all murders in the United States go unsolved.
01:21:11
Says it's that's a nonsense number.
01:21:13
They have no idea if you mean reported
01:21:16
because you're assuming that all murders are reported.
01:21:19
They're not reported that only some people just go
01:21:22
missing and dead and nobody wonders.
01:21:25
This ruse reflects a significant decline from previous decades.
01:21:28
All right.
01:21:28
It's rate was higher.
01:21:33
So a reason why 2020 a lot of a murder,
01:21:35
1% of homicides were sort of 42 for murder.
01:21:40
Accountability project.
01:21:45
Historical context.
01:21:47
Clearance rates, clearance rates.
01:21:49
It sounds weird.
01:21:50
We're around 71% in 1980 and as high as 90% in the 1960s.
01:21:55
Clearance rates are cheaper.
01:21:57
Cheapest rates you can get.
01:21:59
Yes, technology has gotten better.
01:22:01
We're tracking every story we go to.
01:22:04
Happy.
01:22:05
Since technology has gotten better, fingerprints did an analysis.
01:22:09
Forensics.
01:22:10
We are solving less crimes, less murders.
01:22:15
I, I would have seen the 80s and 1960s.
01:22:19
Police don't have the money to actually do like TV style
01:22:21
investors and yeah, there you go.
01:22:25
They highlight that to make them look good and give people reassurance that there's
01:22:28
actually some type of justice in the world,
01:22:30
but all they're really doing
01:22:31
is pulling people over for speeding and they're that's paying for everything.
01:22:34
Right.
01:22:35
And when I do a job,
01:22:38
if I can do it efficient, then
01:22:40
I have to pay the least amount of money for that time, right?
01:22:43
So if they can get, what, $200 in a matter of two minutes as opposed
01:22:47
to getting no money and spending money over the course of months or years,
01:22:52
they're not going to put resource on that.
01:22:54
Right.
01:22:55
Hold on.
01:22:56
Yeah. Sorry.
01:22:57
Yeah, I guess I guess, yeah. Sorry.
01:23:00
No, I'm holding you.
01:23:01
You can't do me a favor to come back on camera for a dog doing what?
01:23:06
The dog will take you take your glasses off really quick, however, back to him.
01:23:11
Hold on.
01:23:12
Oh my God,
01:23:13
hold on.
01:23:17
Breaking news.
01:23:19
So, field police looking for a man who took photos.
01:23:22
Photos of nine year old girl in bathroom stall at Michael.
01:23:26
Yeah.
01:23:35
And solve this mystery.
01:23:37
I think we found him.
01:23:39
We solved the case. No.
01:23:46
All right.
01:23:46
Why did you do it, dude?
01:23:49
Tonight this happened.
01:23:51
It's happened a couple days ago.
01:23:53
Where was the, You know, they have the date on this bitch, man.
01:23:58
WDBJ.
01:24:01
Police were asking the public to.
01:24:03
He allegedly.
01:24:04
That's ignorant of a peeping Tom targeting a child.
01:24:07
Investigators are searching for a man accused of taking photos
01:24:09
so near that everyone's name is on a bathroom stall.
01:24:12
Wednesday evening at a medical store on Telegraph, south of 12 Mile Road.
01:24:16
Where were you
01:24:18
whenever this occurred?
01:24:20
Police say the girl and her mother were in separate cells
01:24:23
when the child saw a hand with a cell phone reach over the top.
01:24:26
The mom, who didn't want to hear the her name published,
01:24:30
appeared as a news conference alongside, so she didn't want her name published.
01:24:34
But she's going to show her face. Yes.
01:24:37
No. Are they speaking of this happen again?
01:24:40
No. You got to the door.
01:24:42
Yes. Yes.
01:24:43
No. Have to do. No. Yes. Yes.
01:24:46
No. You were right, I was wrong.
01:24:49
I have.
01:24:50
What do you got to the door of the store?
01:24:53
He took out his phone
01:24:54
to make sure he has the footage, and then he gets out the door of the store.
01:24:58
She said, I'm disgusted, hurt, and I'm sick.
01:25:01
And that this happened to my child.
01:25:04
I said, yes, yes.
01:25:07
Person of interest.
01:25:09
Pictured, was caught on camera entering the store at 736 and leaving 741.
01:25:14
He's described as a bald white male with a mustache, potentially a beard,
01:25:18
I guess, because, it's kind of like my situation where my gray
01:25:22
makes it look like I'm growing a mustache only, which I hate.
01:25:25
Gary's got a similar thing going on, so medium build,
01:25:29
wearing a gray, a gray hoodies with black shirt underneath.
01:25:33
So he's wearing multiple hoodies, apparently multiple grays.
01:25:37
Here's a police sketch of the man.
01:25:39
Gray hoodies. Right.
01:25:42
But the black shirt underneath.
01:25:45
Yeah.
01:25:45
Wearing a gray with a black shirt underneath.
01:25:48
Black.
01:25:49
Okay, so first phrase
01:25:50
I love those descriptions, but people people do change their clothes.
01:25:53
That video was that that picture was taken with yesterday.
01:25:56
He's probably got people usually chuck them.
01:25:58
Yeah I would immediately check them out.
01:26:00
The fucking apparently got a white shirt with a blue collar.
01:26:04
It's like a button up
01:26:06
and a hoodie.
01:26:08
Really? Not sure what his fit is.
01:26:10
You said button up.
01:26:11
That's pretty gay.
01:26:12
I don't use the word button up,
01:26:14
I use that, it's up. Motherfucker.
01:26:16
I know what you want.
01:26:17
That's how we finish a job. We make sure everything's buttoned up.
01:26:19
But other than that, I don't talk about my outfit.
01:26:23
He's got his man. Me hanging out.
01:26:25
It looks like.
01:26:26
Did you say man? Me?
01:26:27
Oh, if anybody seen this guy,
01:26:30
contact Southfield Police.
01:26:33
Look at us doing stuff.
01:26:36
Even the even the scripted podcast
01:26:40
is has some real
01:26:43
stuff with it.
01:26:45
Of course.
01:26:46
Ryan says the only deterrent is eye for an eye.
01:26:48
I know, so I know your cultural background is it, though, because in this instance,
01:26:54
yeah, it's definitely the face is being filmed
01:26:57
briefly while in the bathroom over the top with a.
01:27:01
So there's there's so many deterrents starting with just morality.
01:27:05
Like I never woke up and just said, I want to go fucking kill somebody today.
01:27:09
Like now I have been angry enough.
01:27:11
We're going to fucking does that again.
01:27:13
I'm blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
01:27:16
But I've never actually acted upon it to the point where I have taken
01:27:19
another person's life.
01:27:20
Why? I honestly can't answer that.
01:27:23
I don't think I'm afraid of prison.
01:27:25
I don't think I'm afraid of the death penalty.
01:27:27
I think I'm afraid of what somebody else would feel like
01:27:30
because I have people that I care about.
01:27:31
And if I, you know, it's the empathy stage, so
01:27:35
can you have a virtual eye or not a whatever up
01:27:38
philosophical eye for an eye because I the it's not the only deterrent.
01:27:42
It's a good one.
01:27:43
There's more. The justice system is a joke.
01:27:45
In this country, if you have enough money, you can get away with murder.
01:27:49
Yeah, that's true.
01:27:52
You you
01:27:53
might be able to get away with murder, but I don't think you always
01:27:56
murder O.J..
01:27:58
You didn't get away with murder because he was had money.
01:28:00
He got away with murder because he was black.
01:28:03
Oh, I think he was murdered.
01:28:09
How would the half of the people that get away with murder
01:28:12
just because their murders are unsolved crimes?
01:28:17
But now, are they unsolved crimes because they were good murderers, good criminals?
01:28:22
Or just because we have a defunct system that just goes after speeding tickets?
01:28:27
Oh, well, me or both. It doesn't.
01:28:30
Doesn't matter for my argument, but.
01:28:33
But what do you call a little R&B?
01:28:36
You had an argument,
01:28:38
I think.
01:28:39
So, okay, I get your point.
01:28:43
So what's your point?
01:28:46
What was your point?
01:28:50
Oh, that, you can get away with murder
01:28:55
after time,
01:28:57
roughly.
01:28:59
That's like,
01:29:02
oh. You.
01:29:03
Yeah.
01:29:04
Well, no, because the coin can land on the edge.
01:29:10
There still works out about 5050.
01:29:13
Also, the hand side is usually heavier
01:29:16
than the tail side, which,
01:29:19
results.
01:29:26
Can you hear that typing?
01:29:27
It's not 5050, Brady.
01:29:28
Even if you've got two choices.
01:29:32
It is a 5050.
01:29:34
It's it it says.
01:29:35
Yeah.
01:29:35
Except for in rare cultural coins in Africa
01:29:38
where the tails side is much larger.
01:29:43
Cultural coins that are tossed is what I should have said.
01:29:46
Yeah.
01:29:46
With a regional like, near-death experiences.
01:29:51
Now the real.
01:29:51
And so that was not a thing.
01:29:55
Oh, yeah.
01:29:56
I don't think part we fact check that.
01:30:00
I know.
01:30:03
I was trying to say
01:30:04
that people in Africa have bigger, bigger, bigger tails.
01:30:07
Right?
01:30:10
Google that.
01:30:14
Okay.
01:30:14
What?
01:30:16
Oh. Percentage of your fact charts are correct.
01:30:21
Oh that's easy.
01:30:31
10%. Okay.
01:30:33
You have
01:30:38
great fact fact checking.
01:30:40
It's called the study was it was at Harvard, by the way.
01:30:43
It was called fact checking.
01:30:45
The fact checkers
01:30:47
study found that
01:30:48
only 10% of statements were fact checked by both fact checkers and fact checkers.
01:30:51
Agreed on.
01:30:52
Agreed on. Obvious. True.
01:30:53
So only 10%. They agreed on obvious truths.
01:30:56
What the fuck is an obvious truth?
01:31:01
I don't like
01:31:02
the pluralization of the word truth.
01:31:05
So do you prefer to sooth, Or.
01:31:10
I don't like the pluralization of the word soothe.
01:31:16
Its truths soothes.
01:31:19
What about the pluralization of all these,
01:31:23
that we talked.
01:31:24
We talked about that last week.
01:31:26
I have a button for that. I'm going to hit it.
01:31:30
Okay.
01:31:31
Go back to sleep. Go.
01:31:33
Get out of the dream.
01:31:35
You might not do
01:31:38
radiance to remind you, we have comments,
01:31:43
comments.
01:31:46
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:31:51
Come.
01:31:53
Nap. Come on, come on,
01:31:55
come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:31:59
Oh she.
01:31:59
No no no no no no no no no no no no.
01:32:02
Come.
01:32:06
It's not coping.
01:32:07
Oh there it goes.
01:32:09
So this was an entire longform video.
01:32:15
And it was for this portion especially.
01:32:17
And I think the thing about.
01:32:24
That.
01:32:28
I'll skip ahead
01:32:30
of you to say, oh, you just I mean, you.
01:32:38
You, Josh, I get you.
01:32:41
You're like, do you like him down or up?
01:32:44
I think that's pretty good.
01:32:46
So we had comments, simple comments, creative videos, said good job
01:32:52
Reuben. Top
01:32:55
podcast.
01:32:56
Keep his pick.
01:32:58
I don't know how to pronounce that.
01:32:59
Sorry Reuben, I'm butchering your name.
01:33:01
Said that was smooth and in memory of Kiko says wow, great intro.
01:33:07
Oh, that would have been great if they said smooth.
01:33:09
That was smooth.
01:33:11
That was soon.
01:33:13
That was smooth.
01:33:14
Wow. Great intro.
01:33:15
Good job. Oh.
01:33:23
So it took 125 shows,
01:33:25
but we got three compliments on one intro.
01:33:28
Nice.
01:33:29
You know, it took was to see the rest of the show I would take was the zoom.
01:33:33
Babe, does your bitch have tits?
01:33:36
There?
01:33:37
Everything went down.
01:33:39
What the dog doing?
01:33:41
I think it's a dude.
01:33:43
It's Jurassic.
01:33:46
You both your dogs are dudes.
01:33:49
It's a birthday two. So,
01:33:53
dude, it's.
01:33:55
It's okay if they hump each other.
01:33:56
It's not okay if you say something about it.
01:34:00
Oh, well, speaking of humping each other,
01:34:03
you guys want to play our new favorite game?
01:34:06
What's it?
01:34:07
What side?
01:34:08
Where the sun don't go.
01:34:11
Try to relax.
01:34:13
Let's see. Whoa!
01:34:16
Yes! What's up there in your headphones?
01:34:20
There's the one shot duck million to one.
01:34:24
Just make sure of none of this.
01:34:27
Make sure you can't be,
01:34:29
with anything.
01:34:30
Otherwise, we have to go off at YouTube.
01:34:32
No, this is a different dynamic.
01:34:35
There's only one dynamic
01:34:37
male OnlyFans creator, 22 years old, plans to outdo
01:34:41
Bonnie Blue, which is the,
01:34:44
bitch who, What?
01:34:45
She said go cows and dudes.
01:34:47
I'm out.
01:34:49
How about sleeping with a thousand man calling it
01:34:51
the 1000 bottoms versus one top challenge?
01:34:56
So what's what's in what's in my butt?
01:34:59
So you drink one beer.
01:35:00
You're not an alcoholic.
01:35:02
You make one song on SoundCloud.
01:35:04
You're not a rapper, but I suck. One day,
01:35:09
about a thousand.
01:35:11
I don't know if it's raw.
01:35:13
It's pretty crazy, but,
01:35:17
So bottom, top.
01:35:19
That means, like, you're taking it, right?
01:35:20
So my man is going to be prolapsed by, I think, like 150.
01:35:26
And he's going to regret this for the rest of his life.
01:35:29
Yeah, I know this is
01:35:31
one of the first. Oh, yeah. So body blues.
01:35:33
I could have saved me 1057 men
01:35:37
in a 100 bottoms versus one top challenge.
01:35:39
That's what that is about.
01:35:41
The bottom top thing was just a gay thing.
01:35:47
But whereas this is like a
01:35:49
and you see something on it, just let me just
01:35:52
basically shake it to be like, just a breeze.
01:35:55
To not be face, to be like, please, just one.
01:35:59
Yeah. This isn't it hot
01:36:03
when you when you fuck them, you know.
01:36:07
And if you give me something on it just like, oh, he just needs
01:36:10
to shake it to be next of to face I go back.
01:36:14
So you follows this one.
01:36:16
Would you like to be one of the lucky
01:36:19
1000 to plug this dude?
01:36:23
Are you sure?
01:36:24
Yeah.
01:36:28
Well,
01:36:30
the answer was a thousand men.
01:36:34
That's what's in his butt.
01:36:38
I would not have guessed that.
01:36:41
What side?
01:36:41
Where the sun don't go.
01:36:49
Right here.
01:36:50
Okay, how about it?
01:36:51
I thought I forgot I had video of this guy.
01:36:53
Cool store on Telegraph near 12 Mile in Southfield.
01:36:56
Last Wednesday night.
01:36:57
Police shared this image of a person of interest seven News Detroit
01:37:01
reporter Brett Cast spoke with the child and her mother
01:37:04
about the moment their shopping trip took a terrifying turn.
01:37:10
We were in the restroom.
01:37:11
We were talking while we were both in separate stalls.
01:37:14
It's only two stalls.
01:37:15
This mother, who asked
01:37:17
not be sure to let everyone know know we weren't talking out loud.
01:37:20
I know
01:37:22
certain demographic is known for
01:37:25
talking out loud in public spaces and no, no, it was just too small.
01:37:28
So just so everyone knows, no one else is in the bathroom.
01:37:31
Is that what she said?
01:37:31
I'm pretty sure that's what she meant by that.
01:37:33
But sort of nature of the case are speaking out.
01:37:36
After a shopping trip October 22nd at Michael's in Southfield
01:37:40
that turned into a nightmare during a short bathroom break.
01:37:43
We heard the door open and we were laughing.
01:37:46
And I noticed that no one walked past
01:37:49
or not to see, you know, if one of the stalls were free.
01:37:53
And then I just got an eerie feeling.
01:37:55
So I looked up.
01:37:56
I didn't see anything but my daughter, she's right in the stall next to me, and
01:38:01
that's a bitch.
01:38:03
It was like, soon as I felt it, she said it.
01:38:06
She was like,
01:38:06
mommy, camera, camera, her daughter said as she was using the bathroom.
01:38:10
She said it up like that,
01:38:12
like right up of the stall snapping photos of her with an iPhone.
01:38:16
She noted he was white with a black sleeve.
01:38:19
I looked down just one kid.
01:38:21
I couldn't
01:38:21
see anything because wearing one sleeve I noticed he was like where I was.
01:38:25
So I looked down to see if I could catch anything
01:38:30
cuz those different things were key pieces of evidence from my years
01:38:33
of identifying a man on video matching that description.
01:38:37
We catch, you know,
01:38:38
he does clear images and we also catch him leaving the store in a hurry.
01:38:43
You know what?
01:38:43
I think effectiveness hadn't bought anything at the store.
01:38:47
He came in empty handed and left empty handed.
01:38:49
Southfield police just walked in here
01:38:52
to work around 7:36 p.m.
01:38:55
and left five minutes later and had a black shirt under his sweatshirt.
01:38:59
He was just waiting.
01:39:00
Parking lot and is asking for looking for a public community.
01:39:04
I hope they go to the bathroom. Family.
01:39:06
What does this look like?
01:39:07
Oh, look at the video and call us and let him know who he is, where he's at.
01:39:12
Hope there's a girl in the bath station with him.
01:39:13
I just just happened to catch this guy's.
01:39:16
Otherwise.
01:39:16
He was loitered for a while, then went back in there later.
01:39:19
For a while, I went back in there. Allegedly.
01:39:21
Allegedly.
01:39:22
That's ignoring privacy.
01:39:24
I would say for him
01:39:26
to stop, take a picture of anyone else,
01:39:30
see if the restroom, if he had taken a picture, the other would make a.
01:39:35
And again, if you
01:39:36
identify this person, Southfield is asking that you give them a call.
01:39:40
Or you can report anonymously at Crime Stoppers by calling one 800.
01:39:43
You don't need to interview the child and make it talk to a stuffed animal.
01:39:46
That was a little bit weird, right? Yeah.
01:39:48
No, they force their
01:39:49
they asked the kid uncomfortable questions just so they can get those news quotes.
01:39:53
And it's kind of sad that they do that because it's kind of evil and horseshit.
01:39:57
We do have a picture of that guy that went up against Bonnie
01:40:00
Blue's ass.
01:40:04
Yeah,
01:40:05
but it looks like that he wasn't.
01:40:09
It is now the second
01:40:10
largest crater on the planet Earth.
01:40:15
The first is Bonnie Blue, obviously.
01:40:18
So yeah,
01:40:21
I know Gary likes kid Rock.
01:40:23
He loves him.
01:40:24
I look up.
01:40:26
Yes he is. What are you going to be?
01:40:27
That looks like a guy playing kid Rock for Halloween, doing Scooby-Doo.
01:40:31
My son's going to be Scooby Doo. I'm Shaggy.
01:40:34
So I'm going to kind of dress like you.
01:40:36
Big baggy clothes.
01:40:38
Yeah, it's not going like that.
01:40:40
It's going to have a little flask while I walk around.
01:40:44
There you go.
01:40:45
Oh, undercover bro.
01:40:47
Guess what I'm going to be. What?
01:40:48
Guess what?
01:40:49
I'm going to be fousey a retard.
01:40:52
Retard?
01:40:55
Okay, I guess you can be anything.
01:40:57
Greatest costume ever.
01:41:00
All right, kid, I'll see you out there.
01:41:02
Trick or treat.
01:41:04
Today, I am signing
01:41:06
an executive order making it legal to call your friends fags and retards
01:41:12
if they are doing something faggy or retarded.
01:41:15
Fags.
01:41:16
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we've got to start calling our friends this again.
01:41:20
And we will.
01:41:21
We're going to call them fags and retards again.
01:41:25
So he's he's receiving huge backlash
01:41:27
over that, which, you know, that he's doing.
01:41:33
He doesn't care.
01:41:33
Which is the best part about kid Rock.
01:41:41
And he remains.
01:41:45
Oh, I know that's retarded.
01:41:50
Come on, give me a sandwich.
01:41:52
Guys, we're out here.
01:41:56
Made that for me.
01:41:58
Sandwich.
01:41:59
That's fucking delicious.
01:41:59
Okay, I find it.
01:42:01
Oh, you. You make.
01:42:05
It's not up there.
01:42:08
You start at our place, you know.
01:42:12
We know it is.
01:42:14
This has become a sandwich at some point.
01:42:15
Oh, no no, no, no, we put this into a sandwich.
01:42:19
No, but look at it.
01:42:21
How are you gonna eat it?
01:42:22
It's a very natural starter for me.
01:42:24
We're gonna bring it.
01:42:26
You have to wait until everything cools.
01:42:30
I don't understand,
01:42:32
what do you do with that?
01:42:34
You eat it.
01:42:36
I like that, like bite.
01:42:40
How do you.
01:42:42
You're gonna
01:42:42
have to start off once and you're gonna bring it.
01:42:45
Noodles.
01:42:45
And then more cheese and more.
01:42:48
Oh, my God, talk about a heart attack going to heaven.
01:42:50
That's how you usually, when I leave something in the thread that says sandwich
01:42:54
with a question mark, the question mark means it's not a sandwich sandwich.
01:43:00
Yes. So why is it here?
01:43:02
Nobody can see that.
01:43:05
So if a hotdog is,
01:43:08
oh in the audience, would a cone
01:43:11
like the vice be a sandwich,
01:43:14
then?
01:43:15
I think a steak is a sandwich because I put spices on the top and bottom.
01:43:21
It was a spice sandwich with meat in the middle.
01:43:24
All right. Are you.
01:43:26
What the fuck is she? She's.
01:43:29
What is hotdog cheese to you?
01:43:31
I've never.
01:43:32
That sounds like something that you don't want to put on your sandwich.
01:43:35
Right. I was and it's. And it is.
01:43:38
I was just in Wisconsin earlier last week.
01:43:42
Later last week.
01:43:43
The glitters doesn't count.
01:43:45
Mars cheese Castle
01:43:48
and all these people want,
01:43:50
you know, where in the world is draw?
01:43:54
You. Well, this could constitute
01:43:57
a good flight down here.
01:44:00
Are you in a same
01:44:03
exact plane to tell the story?
01:44:06
Hits a truck like that.
01:44:08
Clears up where he's been.
01:44:10
But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
01:44:14
Well, to a retarded world.
01:44:17
Reporter Dr.
01:44:19
Drew. Yo, general.
01:44:22
Wisconsin.
01:44:24
Yeah, right near the Mars Cheese castle, which is fucking a great place.
01:44:28
That's where I got some of my beers from, actually,
01:44:30
I'm actually made out of cheese.
01:44:32
Or they sell, but I am going to be somewhere tomorrow.
01:44:36
You can guess where I'm going to be.
01:44:37
Oh, geez.
01:44:42
That was funny.
01:44:44
That,
01:44:46
Yes, you're going to be in Wisconsin.
01:44:50
No, that was the clue I'm going to marry in the middle.
01:44:54
I'm going to be international.
01:44:55
Oh, Canada.
01:44:59
Potentially.
01:45:05
Nasty.
01:45:06
Yeah. No.
01:45:07
What did you use? You already ruined. Good.
01:45:09
Now what are you.
01:45:11
Happy sandwich day.
01:45:12
How did you do that? Now you're cutting it.
01:45:14
Yeah. What?
01:45:15
What was it to begin with? What happened?
01:45:17
Well, it was chocolate.
01:45:20
Oh, he cooked it. Yeah.
01:45:21
And he go pick a loaf. Take the bag.
01:45:23
Looks like you.
01:45:25
Looks like pro. Why wouldn't you just.
01:45:27
Why wouldn't you just cut all your baloney?
01:45:30
Yeah. Dude, there's a guy.
01:45:32
Yeah, there's a guy on YouTube now whose whole bid is to take these
01:45:35
fucking ridiculous things and go.
01:45:36
Why don't you just make a taco when they, like, make the.
01:45:39
Why don't you just have it? Why don't you just make a pizza?
01:45:42
It's brilliant.
01:45:44
Well, my
01:45:44
brother and I came up with that theory a long time ago when it was just pizza.
01:45:48
You and your brother came up your pizza to make a pizza?
01:45:50
Yeah, like you just make a pizza out of it.
01:45:53
You see, I think your brother lives out and put a pizza on top of it.
01:45:57
Whatever it is, you smash it out and then you put cheese, pizza toppings,
01:46:03
anything.
01:46:06
Absolutely anything.
01:46:07
You can't put cucumbers
01:46:08
to do the hotdog cheese because you can put cucumbers on a pizza.
01:46:12
You can't put cucumbers on a pizza.
01:46:16
Here's some of the worst things that we don't finish what he's doing there.
01:46:19
We just.
01:46:20
He didn't.
01:46:21
He was done. What do you mean?
01:46:23
You just give me a grilled cheese?
01:46:24
I don't sandwich after that. This.
01:46:28
Yeah.
01:46:29
Or you put it in here.
01:46:30
If you've ever been to a deli, let's have a little, trivia.
01:46:34
What size is that container?
01:46:37
16 ounce or.
01:46:42
I have no idea.
01:46:46
I know it's two.
01:46:47
It's two of them. Whatever.
01:46:48
You can get the two to anyone.
01:46:50
You can get the regular one, or you can get the big fat one.
01:46:52
It's large.
01:46:53
Thanks for the large
01:46:56
venti.
01:47:00
There's no small.
01:47:01
It covers what he's doing here.
01:47:02
He's ruining it by putting a chip in mustard.
01:47:04
Why would you put mustard in that?
01:47:10
Why would you do that?
01:47:11
That's not as is that.
01:47:13
That doesn't look good at all.
01:47:15
No. It just looks like you could.
01:47:17
And cut the cheese up and or put the cheese.
01:47:20
I'm sorry. You could.
01:47:22
You could what?
01:47:23
You could just cut the cheese
01:47:26
with the bits of
01:47:28
like if anything, put it in the blender and then do the
01:47:32
and you have to eat the hotdog.
01:47:34
You can't.
01:47:34
Like if somebody serve me a hotdog,
01:47:35
I could take it out and eat the cheese and the bun, but I can't.
01:47:38
I'm not picking hotdog bits out of that and I'm not eating a hotdog bit.
01:47:42
Yes. What?
01:47:44
Dog bit.
01:47:47
And I've been in the chair every 15 minutes roughly.
01:47:50
Anyway.
01:47:50
Yeah, that should be the name of your,
01:47:53
tips for hot dog buns.
01:47:55
You should have hot dog bits
01:47:57
if for the clips.
01:48:00
I'm saying speaking a hot dog bit at a,
01:48:05
another news story, but we gotta.
01:48:07
We gotta finish the grossest sandwiches first.
01:48:10
Hold on. Yeah, but we can go back to it. We got more.
01:48:12
That's number 39. 19.
01:48:15
Have we got some? Poor guy. Didn't we? We went over this last
01:48:18
year.
01:48:18
We didn't.
01:48:20
Yeah, he got on.
01:48:21
He took my guess.
01:48:22
You got you got some bad somehow got Officer Zola in the.
01:48:27
You know I'm going to play it.
01:48:29
No, sir.
01:48:31
Officer Jackson,
01:48:34
Okay.
01:48:35
Let's leave.
01:48:37
This is all on the record. Please.
01:48:39
She ain't got. No, she doesn't have the right pants on either.
01:48:41
That's number 3919.
01:48:44
That's why I don't care.
01:48:45
They just blurred it just for the sake of blurring his underwear.
01:48:49
He got off it.
01:48:50
Took my guess.
01:48:52
You got.
01:48:52
You got some Nassau County officer Zola in the home.
01:48:56
Cause.
01:48:58
No, sir.
01:48:59
Did he come here?
01:49:00
Yeah. He's cousin. He's okay.
01:49:02
You don't know that. Okay.
01:49:04
I mean, officer, that he should have said he's like, I sure don't ask.
01:49:07
I'm so sorry. I'm just saying so
01:49:10
that's number 3919.
01:49:12
You know what I would have said? All I see is you, Rosa. Do you?
01:49:15
Because I bet you he's got shorts or fucking sweat pants on.
01:49:19
I think he's got a suit.
01:49:21
Yes, I do,
01:49:24
if you go to court, you should always wear your pants.
01:49:27
And if you're wearing your pants, you should always know what's in your pants.
01:49:31
Because he's been.
01:49:32
Help us with a song about that song.
01:49:34
I gotta take that girl and Michael's to her.
01:49:38
Oh, no, no, no.
01:49:43
What's in your pants?
01:49:44
I don't mean to you.
01:49:46
Your pants come up right. Us.
01:49:51
On. You.
01:50:08
Say you hungry or you make you sandwich.
01:50:10
Or if a sandwich is.
01:50:12
What is it? Was your fix or fucked sandwiches.
01:50:14
Stupid fuck.
01:50:16
Because we always do sandwiches on the show.
01:50:18
We have a sandwich segment.
01:50:19
This is actually natural sandwiches.
01:50:21
This is National Sandwich Day, so I thought we would take a break
01:50:25
from good sandwich.
01:50:26
You should just look at the worst sandwiches.
01:50:28
It is.
01:50:29
It is for the next nine minutes. Right?
01:50:32
Just looked at the clock. Did you see that?
01:50:34
Look at the worst fucking sandwiches
01:50:37
in the world, okay,
01:50:39
they're just pictures. It's not a video or anything.
01:50:41
So we're just going to. What? What is it?
01:50:43
What is that?
01:50:44
This is number nine.
01:50:45
It is a shit.
01:50:48
It doesn't even say it does.
01:50:50
Underneath the contents of this sandwich look passable.
01:50:53
It it does. The treacherous slicing.
01:50:55
That's the problem. Oh, they're talking about where they cut it.
01:50:59
Let's.
01:51:00
It's. Some of them are missing.
01:51:02
This looks like cucumbers instead of bread.
01:51:04
Awesome.
01:51:05
It looks pretty good.
01:51:06
Especially if that's, like a crap.
01:51:08
That's a if that's a creaminess or something.
01:51:10
A little more salad.
01:51:11
That'd be really good, right?
01:51:14
This shout out to that.
01:51:15
That's how it is on your sandwich.
01:51:17
But it's not just always on your sandwich.
01:51:18
It's one of those ready made ones in the machine.
01:51:21
Oh yeah.
01:51:22
That's that's about two and a half pounds.
01:51:25
Yeah.
01:51:25
Somehow it doesn't that,
01:51:28
Yeah.
01:51:29
Right. Bigger.
01:51:31
So this one, it's not so much the, tiny little mystery meat
01:51:35
where I wonder where the other half wonder if it just fell on the counter.
01:51:37
But it's a little spot of booger blood that's next to it.
01:51:39
What is that?
01:51:40
What? Don't know what?
01:51:41
I also feel like the burger blood.
01:51:44
What condiment would you say, honey?
01:51:46
With a little speck of fucking pimento.
01:51:50
I like this word a mustard.
01:51:51
Maybe there's a tomato hiding
01:51:54
like a like a small.
01:51:58
Oh, that's a that's a parcel.
01:52:00
That's a blood booger.
01:52:01
That's me.
01:52:02
That's why he didn't.
01:52:03
Okay, that means stop.
01:52:06
I just say he couldn't look at the profile, that sandwich and see
01:52:08
there was something suspect with the label
01:52:10
is blocking a good portion of that sandwich.
01:52:12
And he probably saw the part that was just where the meat was, and, well, okay,
01:52:18
it says show you the good part.
01:52:21
Pittsburgh pickles.
01:52:23
Literally, the label is like the exact profile of where the meat is not.
01:52:27
It's like,
01:52:29
all right, seriously, is there a well, there's another half and there no windows.
01:52:33
Another I get it, there's another half in there.
01:52:36
I get he's got a different perspective with like one's being held
01:52:39
higher than the other, but it almost looks like they're two different sizes.
01:52:43
Yeah.
01:52:44
The cut is bad. If you look though.
01:52:45
It's rounded. It's legit.
01:52:47
The corners are rounded.
01:52:48
It's just a depth perception thing.
01:52:52
Yeah. You can't see my mouse.
01:52:54
Something fishy going on here.
01:52:57
You know, in case you can't read it or you're on audio,
01:53:00
it says tuna crumb sandwich, spelled C.
01:53:03
Wow. €9.
01:53:06
That's cheap.
01:53:07
But then again, it's come sandwich, so,
01:53:10
it could never be too cheap enough.
01:53:13
How about this mayonnaise mess?
01:53:15
I've actually gotten something similar to this,
01:53:16
and now I'd never order mayonnaise on anything.
01:53:19
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, this is just a minute. Yep.
01:53:24
I'd like to know the whole story on that, though.
01:53:26
That's not just a random customer at subway
01:53:27
that somebody did something to someone very bad.
01:53:31
Yeah, that's retaliation.
01:53:34
That's a retaliation sandwich.
01:53:35
It's definitely subway solely just an issue with,
01:53:42
every time I
01:53:42
come in, I ask for extra mayonnaise, and I never get enough mayonnaise.
01:53:45
If I don't get enough mayonnaise on my fucking sub this time,
01:53:48
I'm going to fucking call your manager.
01:53:49
That's what you get.
01:53:51
Yeah.
01:53:56
This one actually looks good.
01:53:57
I don't see a oh, I'm sorry.
01:53:58
It says prawns. Never mind.
01:54:01
It's a paella.
01:54:02
What does that mean, not acapella.
01:54:04
I don't know, some kind of Spanish sandwich, but it says
01:54:07
prawns, chicken and chorizo and sun dried tomato bread.
01:54:12
Yeah. What's wrong with that?
01:54:13
I don't know, it does say keep refrigerated.
01:54:17
Let's see what they say.
01:54:18
Rice and prawns between two slices of brown bread.
01:54:21
Every lunch timers dream, you know.
01:54:24
Yeah. Well, what did you buy? I'll.
01:54:26
I'll eat that. Wait. That was number one.
01:54:29
So I must say I have to ask the one thing,
01:54:32
Mount Rushmore, because they are not ranked one through four, it is just.
01:54:37
Oh, there's a four.
01:54:39
We're not going to come up.
01:54:40
We don't have to each come up with four.
01:54:42
Let's come up with the worst sandwich
01:54:45
you've ever had in your life.
01:54:51
Buddy
01:54:51
challenged me to peanut butter and jelly with barbecued
01:54:55
potato chips on it, and I said, challenge accepted in structure.
01:55:00
That sounds good.
01:55:01
Salty.
01:55:01
Are you potato chips and a grape jelly and peanut butter sandwich.
01:55:07
It was terrible.
01:55:08
I would take the jelly off, and I probably I would like it a lot.
01:55:12
It was so bad, but I so on a dare,
01:55:16
I'll eat anything my mom gave me, like ham, mayonnaise and lettuce.
01:55:20
And I packed it in my lunch and I went to a private school.
01:55:24
Believe it or not.
01:55:26
Yeah, you did not. Yeah.
01:55:28
It was called Cranbrook.
01:55:30
Yeah. Oh, you went to Cranbrook?
01:55:32
That's embarrassing. Oh, okay.
01:55:35
Anyway. Oh my God,
01:55:38
we didn't have, like, refrigerators.
01:55:40
His real name is Brady.
01:55:41
So my lunch stayed my lunch date in a Tupperware lunchbox in my fucking locker
01:55:47
from like 8:00 in the morning until, like, 1130 at noon with a mayonnaise.
01:55:51
Him and lettuce sandwich.
01:55:53
Yeah.
01:55:54
No, I just is the worst.
01:55:57
There was the worst sandwich I ever had. It was.
01:55:58
It was like, warm.
01:55:59
By the time I ate it,
01:56:02
the mayonnaise was gone.
01:56:03
I don't know what happened to the mayonnaise.
01:56:06
Wow. Like, soaked into the bread or dried up, turned,
01:56:09
like, yellow and just disappeared.
01:56:11
I couldn't take them all the time.
01:56:12
So they couldn't tell the difference between the sweat of the ham. I.
01:56:15
This is the reason why I started this whole show.
01:56:17
So we could have a sandwich segment reached Sandwich Day,
01:56:19
which I realized you realize because we do the show on Monday, some
01:56:23
some sandwich days won't happen until every seven years.
01:56:26
So this was my plan all along.
01:56:29
Okay, I've taken over the network.
01:56:31
The stars align.
01:56:36
With the doctor.
01:56:38
But it's finally settled in.
01:56:45
Oh, what the dog doing?
01:56:49
Hitler had a dog.
01:56:51
Now you think of that.
01:56:52
Oh, no.
01:56:53
Okay, well, wait for you to own that one.
01:56:56
Probably.
01:56:56
I never had a dog.
01:56:58
It's Norm MacDonald.
01:57:01
Yeah.
01:57:01
That's why I'm waiting for a fucking rumble.
01:57:04
He's.
01:57:04
He infamously, did that.
01:57:08
They, like, do not do something on SNL.
01:57:10
And that's exactly what he did.
01:57:13
Which is why he's the great.
01:57:14
He's one of the greatest ever. Yeah.
01:57:18
Do we have any deer flashes?
01:57:20
Do we have to do flashes?
01:57:22
I have Asmr dog.
01:57:23
Let's do that then.
01:57:24
Yeah, let's do it.
01:57:25
Yeah. Listen,
01:57:28
turn it up.
01:57:31
I got to get to it first.
01:57:39
Real quick.
01:57:40
What changed on me? What the fuck is this?
01:57:51
Sounds like rain or bacon.
01:57:52
It doesn't do it for me, I love it.
01:57:55
I got another here from our dog.
01:58:02
They drink it so fast, I started it drowned.
01:58:05
I sent another here. Some dog.
01:58:08
What the dog doing?
01:58:10
And the free keyword.
01:58:17
Oh, no.
01:58:19
Don't ever try to touch me, bro.
01:58:21
You don't know what the hell I've been through.
01:58:25
But I know something about you.
01:58:27
You Instagram. Oh, that's a private school.
01:58:31
Oh, what's the deal?
01:58:33
Don't you embarrassed?
01:58:35
This guy's a gangster. But it's real.
01:58:37
Names Clarence and Clarence.
01:58:39
Was it? Oh, wait for parents.
01:58:41
Clarence. Parents have a real good marriage.
01:58:44
Yes. God, I don't want a battle. He should.
01:58:47
Parents should have a good marriage.
01:58:48
No such thing as halfway crooks.
01:58:51
He's scared to death.
01:58:53
He's scared to look inside, is all he ever.
01:58:57
Oh, that was a mom.
01:58:58
Spaghetti sandwich room.
01:59:03
Oh, my.
01:59:05
Forget the eat, I go, I come here or isn't he up, up, up
01:59:10
when room.
01:59:15
Nice.
01:59:18
Sorry.
01:59:19
All right. Oh don't be.
01:59:20
Where do you see?
01:59:24
It comes equipped.
01:59:25
Here's gravy.
01:59:29
We do have a brand new premiere of an energy
01:59:32
wrap on Rumble.
01:59:37
I can't wait.
01:59:39
Pull that up, Brady.
01:59:40
So you see that right there?
01:59:41
You see that? You see that green around the egg?
01:59:44
Do you know what that means?
01:59:45
Anybody. Anybody?
01:59:46
Popular comment sure.
01:59:48
Everybody thumbs up.
01:59:50
It's not bad.
01:59:52
Well it's good.
01:59:54
That's you.
01:59:55
It's not good.
01:59:59
Brady, why are we watching this
02:00:02
Asmr egg?
02:00:03
I don't know, I'm going to let it play for a second.
02:00:07
Thanks, Brady.
02:00:19
Yeah.
02:00:19
I really don't know who else is really for.
02:00:25
I believe it's because it's, overcooked.
02:00:28
The answer was overcooked.
02:00:31
Overcooked doesn't
02:00:34
I like the if you cook it,
02:00:36
if you cook it just right, I didn't I didn't see the little hat.
02:00:40
Oh that's a that's a hat.
02:00:45
Is the shell good for the dog.
02:00:50
He didn't eat this up.
02:00:52
He sure did it.
02:00:54
He didn't go on that.
02:00:56
Oh, I thought.
02:01:00
I think the sound is added.
02:01:04
I think it's enhanced with,
02:01:06
I just put this on my hand value.
02:01:12
Definitely enhance.
02:01:13
Wow. So then press.
02:01:18
Did you want to move on?
02:01:20
Take the thing.
02:01:21
Or we can.
02:01:22
I just want I, I want the free world.
02:01:25
Don't ever try to judge me.
02:01:27
Dude, you don't know what the fuck I've been through.
02:01:30
I is going to ruin the entire world.
02:01:33
Look, that's a private school. Why?
02:01:36
What's the matter, dog?
02:01:38
That sounds like, the real is Clarence.
02:01:42
Clarence, listen on the phone, parents and Clarence
02:01:45
both have a real good marriage that's gotta want to battle these shook,
02:01:49
because ain't no such things as half way crooks.
02:01:52
He scared to death.
02:01:54
He scared to look at his fucking yearbook for Cranbrook.
02:02:06
That photo.
02:02:09
I'll throw that as far as I can break my ribs on the scourge.
02:02:13
And I said, nothing.
02:02:15
Let's listen to this again.
02:02:19
Yeah.
02:02:20
Great.
02:02:22
Sounds like me. Is it all right?
02:02:24
My bad.
02:02:26
So I hope you like it.
02:02:27
It will take all day.
02:02:28
I can't I can't play a live concert.
02:02:30
I'd like to see actual people performance.
02:02:32
Yes, live.
02:02:34
But as far as just creating content, creating every day.
02:02:37
Never you never.
02:02:38
Better cheese or major magic?
02:02:41
I'm just saying, creating content, whether that be television, movies,
02:02:45
whatever is essentially worthless.
02:02:50
No. And you're pulling out all the threads tonight, aren't?
02:02:53
If you just have something else created and we can spend our time doing something
02:02:56
more productive.
02:02:58
You know what I mean?
02:02:58
Like a captain, we've got a turd in the punch bowl.
02:03:01
I repeat, a three, two, one.
02:03:03
We have a turning point for.
02:03:05
I want a catered experience.
02:03:06
I want to go. Oh, I want to watch a movie about this.
02:03:08
I want how I want to like how I would want to see it.
02:03:11
I want to see a movie that I like, like something I don't want to watch.
02:03:15
And we go, oh, that's kind of sucked.
02:03:17
I want to go, no, this year I want to see.
02:03:20
And then the Riverwalk viewers, the movie here, I want to be Rambo music by Jay-Z.
02:03:25
Even if it's not written by Jay-Z.
02:03:26
I want it to sound like it's by Jay-Z. So in an old.
02:03:29
And I'll be sitting there and I'll go, fuck, this is pretty good.
02:03:31
You like this chestnut?
02:03:33
Because I've done that already. It's
02:03:35
just fun frankness.
02:03:38
I see a future where people be like, did you hear that new Jay-Z?
02:03:41
And people be like, no, because I just made it.
02:03:44
And no one honestly will care.
02:03:45
You know how you come across an awesome video in a doom scroll
02:03:48
or some kind of something, and you try to share it with somebody
02:03:50
and they don't seem to give a shit, like right here, but we're watching.
02:03:52
Yeah, exactly.
02:03:53
Like this. Exactly.
02:03:55
Again, you're the one that's pulling at this thread, my friend.
02:03:58
Let's pull.
02:04:00
Yeah. We go to eventually. Eventually.
02:04:02
Like we already have our Spotify playlists and our YouTube too.
02:04:06
But whatever they call algorithm bubble, eventually we will only have
02:04:10
our own tailored everything movies, TV shows, music,
02:04:14
advertising, sexual friends, everything will be tailored just to you.
02:04:20
Yeah, yeah, it'd be great.
02:04:24
Sounds lonely.
02:04:26
It sounds. It doesn't.
02:04:28
It'll be so perfect at first.
02:04:29
Dude, AI is already pissing me off.
02:04:31
Just when you have a conversation with it, it's.
02:04:33
You're right.
02:04:34
Yeah, it's a wonderful choice.
02:04:35
I've never heard anything better.
02:04:38
When my plan comes to fruition, my plan is to turn everyone into me.
02:04:46
Again, if you've seen this man
02:04:48
that did all the nine year old, please call the Warren police.
02:04:53
Oh, man, I still got a first mate.
02:04:55
Howard.
02:04:55
He's mostly just swapping to poop our
02:04:59
rock on the poop deck. That's a dog punch.
02:05:01
The most ferocious. Yeah. Predator.
02:05:03
Is it hand surfing?
02:05:04
It's great. That says pup.
02:05:06
That's a pup. The magic dragon.
02:05:08
Instead of puff the magic dragon, which gave me
02:05:11
a huge, huge opportunity to hit this party.
02:05:14
Good weekend. Yeah,
02:05:17
but instead it's a pup
02:05:19
pup pup pup pup.
02:05:23
I like saying pup pup is really testing with my pup filter.
02:05:27
So you hear me saying pup?
02:05:28
Or am I just popping critters?
02:05:32
Oh no, that's the no dirty Easter bunny.
02:05:36
Let's just get
02:05:38
out of here, puppy. Puppy.
02:05:40
That's one of the jewel thieves from the Love Heist.
02:05:44
What do they do with dogs after they have some guy?
02:05:47
Or is it just everybody doing boys
02:05:51
and does do as you said that did?
02:05:53
This show's amazing.
02:05:54
Did you hear what he said as you asked that question? No.
02:05:59
Listen again, because the it's bizarre.
02:06:01
I have a story to tell about fate and insect love heist.
02:06:07
Right.
02:06:07
There is the mastermind of the heist.
02:06:12
And there's authoress.
02:06:14
That too.
02:06:15
I think I heard voice instead of heist.
02:06:16
Never mind.
02:06:18
Okay. I'm retired. I'm retarded. Dog killer.
02:06:21
Okay, no. First return is blushing.
02:06:24
Firstly, they've come to eat your treats.
02:06:28
Oh, I get it. It's Halloween edition.
02:06:29
Retarded. Yeah. Sorry. I'm.
02:06:35
Not supposed to be forced after dark.
02:06:38
Come and dogs taking a shit right?
02:06:41
Yeah.
02:06:42
I assume everyone has down syndrome,
02:06:45
so it's me.
02:06:48
Let me just
02:06:50
that after the scream face.
02:06:52
Yeah, I guess so.
02:06:54
This is all feels too.
02:06:57
So, is anybody seen this guy again?
02:06:59
Please? Yes. Please call. Oh, no.
02:07:01
No, no. What? We're.
02:07:03
Where was it? Was it in one?
02:07:05
No, it was in Southfield.
02:07:11
Anybody's seen this guy.
02:07:12
I love how you're.
02:07:13
If you're pixelated live or if you're just on my own.
02:07:16
I'm not sure, but it makes it even better.
02:07:20
Since. Oh, this has to do.
02:07:21
Oh, what? What?
02:07:22
Oh, oh, how do I undo that?
02:07:25
Crunk looks like crunk.
02:07:27
Wait, what?
02:07:30
This painting is enlightenment philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau.
02:07:35
And I am so French.
02:07:36
You might as well have been called Pierre Baguette, but wasn't.
02:07:39
Which is why I didn't call him that.
02:07:42
Rousseau wrote man is free.
02:07:45
Logic was an impeccable captain.
02:07:47
He dreamed of a new society in which people were masters of their own destiny.
02:07:52
Are you masters of your own destiny?
02:07:53
Taking colonists to the New World in droves and boats?
02:07:57
Are you the master of your own domain?
02:08:00
No, no.
02:08:01
So after arriving in America to forge a life of honest, hard work and toil,
02:08:05
many of these colonists quickly discovered they couldn't be honest.
02:08:09
I have never toiled.
02:08:12
Does it involve the toilet?
02:08:15
So they stole from Africa and made them do it instead?
02:08:18
Though you might think these were precisely the people Rousseau
02:08:21
had been talking about when he said monkey, that man had boobs.
02:08:25
That's when you double flush and they won't go down as a double.
02:08:28
You might.
02:08:30
Write that there's boobs on there.
02:08:34
You need to like a standing desk of your own.
02:08:35
These were precisely the people Rousseau had been talking about
02:08:39
when he said mankind needed to talk like a boss, but they were still be
02:08:43
were many who found a clever loophole by not thinking of slaves as human.
02:08:48
It's free to not give a shit a noun.
02:08:50
As luck would have it, rhyme.
02:08:52
This time the colonies started getting interested in freedom I can't afford.
02:08:56
I wouldn't have it and I lost my snap benefits I did, but there are.
02:09:01
Damn that sucks.
02:09:02
Dude, do you need ramen noodles?
02:09:07
I used to eat ramen noodles.
02:09:09
I have a I have beef and chicken ramen noodles.
02:09:13
I don't know when.
02:09:14
Well, I don't know when we started the story, but I wanted to.
02:09:17
I wanted to get into the Russo thing
02:09:19
because, Russo is a master of his own destiny. And,
02:09:23
breaking news.
02:09:26
Yeah,
02:09:27
outside of just boring.
02:09:29
Oh, Vito, the man's hurt.
02:09:31
He's not cleared for to compete and fill this job.
02:09:34
Stephen faux focused on his heart attack.
02:09:37
The brain does.
02:09:38
Oh, what's the public fucking?
02:09:41
It's an execution.
02:09:43
Stop!
02:09:44
And that.
02:09:46
Go. Let's check.
02:09:48
Vito! What the fuck?
02:09:49
Get lost!
02:09:51
No fucking serious.
02:09:53
What are you. I'm gonna come.
02:09:55
I don't know that.
02:09:56
I don't get the corner.
02:09:59
Oh, oh, I get oh, shit.
02:10:03
It's Vince Russo.
02:10:04
It's shit.
02:10:06
Oh, no.
02:10:09
Vince Russo did
02:10:11
we suck again? Here.
02:10:13
Come down.
02:10:17
Vince
02:10:17
Russo has made his return to an on air character in Juggalo
02:10:21
Championship Wrestling.
02:10:23
Kayfabe.
02:10:25
But am I the only one?
02:10:28
Not really.
02:10:30
Who's whose ventures.
02:10:31
So Vince Russo is the writer of the one of one of the two
02:10:35
writers of the Attitude ERA.
02:10:37
He also, was, writing for
02:10:41
WWF during the rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin during their heyday.
02:10:46
He wrote all of a lot of that stuff.
02:10:49
Wait segments.
02:10:51
Yeah,
02:10:53
well, everything that like they replay highlights of
02:10:55
is like a lot of shit that he wrote. So,
02:10:58
not the matches, not the boring matches,
02:11:00
like the actual entertaining shit. So,
02:11:03
he also was, working for WCW for a brief period,
02:11:06
and then he worked for TNA, which was a,
02:11:10
so they still exist, but they're in like
02:11:12
a different form. But,
02:11:15
and they're also owned by WWE.
02:11:17
You know, I'm not saying cause or whatever, but, yeah.
02:11:20
So he's, Russo, it's funny that you and a Russo because I had a Russo, too.
02:11:25
Yeah.
02:11:25
So Russo provided a little championship.
02:11:28
Wrestling is, they just aired on YouTube.
02:11:31
I don't think that episode's out yet, because otherwise I would have, like,
02:11:35
I tried to scrub through the episode.
02:11:37
I couldn't find, like, the full thing.
02:11:38
So they record, but he's been teasing that he's been going back to, wrestling for,
02:11:44
brief payday.
02:11:48
Now, you had a Russo clip
02:11:49
pretty quick after the Russo.
02:11:53
I already had it.
02:11:53
I already had it.
02:11:54
If it played it, what did you call?
02:11:56
You know,
02:11:57
I may have not played it at all because it is kind of like, you know, trying to.
02:12:02
You've got a no to no.
02:12:04
Oh, I don't, Yeah.
02:12:07
And you got to know when to fold them.
02:12:13
Yeah.
02:12:13
There was,
02:12:14
talk about was it,
02:12:17
they were calling it an Arctic rhino, or some people were calling an Arctic rhino
02:12:20
that was discovered and you get ready for it.
02:12:23
Was I saying that sounds good.
02:12:26
No. Arctic Rhino was not discovered recently about a new species
02:12:28
of ancient rhino named it
02:12:32
is a deposition that lived
02:12:34
Arctic 23 million years ago.
02:12:37
I like how they go.
02:12:37
No, an Arctic rhino is not discovered, but a new species of ancient rhino
02:12:42
named something else that lived in the Canadian Arctic did exist.
02:12:46
So that would be because I.
02:12:49
Yeah, I'm surprised I even said no, to be honest,
02:12:54
no. An Arctic rhino was not recently discovered.
02:12:56
An Arctic rhino was recently discovered is literally what have just
02:13:00
what I'm trying to say is what you're trying to hear.
02:13:02
But it was an Arctic rhino.
02:13:07
We were honored to have it looked like an old lady or expedition.
02:13:11
That's the rhino.
02:13:11
Also result in the discovery of the new seal for Jula.
02:13:15
Darwinian.
02:13:15
I expected the rhino.
02:13:17
I expected the rhino to be much larger.
02:13:19
This illustration shows Apsara. Ethereum.
02:13:22
It's a look by the Houghton Crater lake.
02:13:24
I'm sorry how you say.
02:13:25
That's how you see the new seal.
02:13:27
Would you like Winnie that lived alongside the rhino?
02:13:30
Julius Antony's illustration shows Apsara, Ethereum.
02:13:34
It's Apsara, Ethereum.
02:13:36
She shit. Army of the rhino.
02:13:39
Sarah Aetherium.
02:13:40
This animal is so tall that it end up sitting on its knees.
02:13:42
So we called it Shin on its knees.
02:13:45
Impact object struck western Devon island.
02:13:48
Looks like the diameter Houghton crater three
02:13:51
I Alice was supposed to hit 23 million years into the world.
02:13:54
Like the the rapture supposed to have happened during the Arctic rhino.
02:13:58
And you know, I found lot animals and plants had a at
02:14:03
it is in the lake sediments that we find the fossils.
02:14:05
Speaking of Arctic rhino, evidence tells us I kind of knew we'd do it around.
02:14:09
Houghton Crater was much warmer.
02:14:11
Oh, never mind.
02:14:12
We'll save that for rubbing some people.
02:14:14
For some people. What we do? Yeah. Finally.
02:14:17
Disclaimer already I got one more.
02:14:20
I should have myself.
02:14:21
Neither one of us would be sitting here.
02:14:23
Unless it wasn't for the grace of God.
02:14:25
Oh, come on, you don't really believe that.
02:14:27
Yeah I do, oh, no.
02:14:29
I am sitting here because my mother and father
02:14:31
were fornicating one night and I became the product of that.
02:14:34
That's the only reason that I'm here.
02:14:36
The other reason that I'm here is because I have,
02:14:39
been assisted through the American educational system
02:14:42
to obtain a kind of a maximum amount of education
02:14:46
which I could absorb with my own unnatural.
02:14:49
So this dude where the literature they picked out that said,
02:14:53
as the God is a myth.
02:14:55
Oh, yes.
02:14:56
That that sings candle in the wind.
02:14:58
No, no, it's not my belief.
02:14:59
God is a myth.
02:15:01
Well, it's according to you. No, no, no.
02:15:02
You see this running around?
02:15:04
You think that that he or she is there? Yes.
02:15:07
But if you believe there's a tree outside and there's no tree outside,
02:15:10
you were the one who was fooled with your belief. But just.
02:15:13
But she went too far because we're not sure if there's a tree or not.
02:15:16
And we're not claiming there's a tree or not.
02:15:18
And the burden of proof is on her, because faith doesn't rely on proof,
02:15:21
as I cannot prove to prove the existence of God by anything that is around me.
02:15:25
I can believe it. And you are.
02:15:26
Unfortunately, that's the only thing that she will accept.
02:15:28
So this is a this is a ridiculous conversation, but fun to continue to have
02:15:34
without an end.
02:15:35
I mean, there is no end to this.
02:15:36
I, I'm starting to realize this is what religion meant by eternity
02:15:40
was just an atheist Christian debate, right?
02:15:45
I'm entitled to believe what you want to believe.
02:15:47
Well, we have I believe.
02:15:48
Okay, now we have no belief systems because we don't believe in anything.
02:15:51
No, not a not a thing. Let me explain that.
02:15:54
There's no such a thing as belief in mathematics.
02:15:56
Mathematics is a discipline.
02:15:58
And I.
02:16:01
All right.
02:16:01
And it will exist independently of anybody's belief or non-belief,
02:16:05
just as will chemistry or geology or geography or anything else.
02:16:10
This isn't something that you can pick up and say, well, 32ft per second
02:16:13
per second.
02:16:14
That's gravity I believe in.
02:16:15
That is, whether you believe or whether you don't believe gravity is 32ft per
02:16:19
second per second, that could apply to God too.
02:16:22
Sure, I her statement is kind of weird just because
02:16:26
I, I yeah, I agree actually I do.
02:16:29
That's it.
02:16:30
So we accept objective reality.
02:16:33
How about faith?
02:16:34
Absolutely none at all.
02:16:36
No I don't know what you mean by that.
02:16:38
What do you mean by I would say one less than, say,
02:16:41
believing the experiences of other people.
02:16:43
And there's a whole lot of other people out there
02:16:45
who think that God is very much a part of their lives.
02:16:48
Well, they're all deluded. Oh.
02:16:49
Oh, you're going to sit there and say, I'm deluded. Yes.
02:16:53
And I should do my
02:16:54
yes. That's not going to be very productive.
02:16:58
That's like,
02:17:00
it's got to be a different argument of that case.
02:17:04
That's like saying, no, I don't want to pull on that thread anymore.
02:17:08
Okay.
02:17:09
And as a disclaimer,
02:17:12
no, dear flattery.
02:17:16
That's sad.
02:17:16
It makes me sad.
02:17:19
Yeah.
02:17:22
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of jabber
02:17:24
speech, folks, listen up
02:17:25
before we dive deeper into the circus of coolness and uncensored banter.
02:17:28
Here's our no nonsense disclaimer.
02:17:29
So with a side of white humor, look, we're here for the time.
02:17:32
Not a year for correct time.
02:17:33
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02:17:35
We're just trying to spread some joined up stepping on too many toes.
02:17:38
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02:17:39
Let's get this algebra of our discourse from guest host or any random memo
02:17:42
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02:17:46
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02:17:48
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02:17:51
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02:17:52
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02:17:54
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02:17:56
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02:17:57
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02:18:00
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02:18:02
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02:18:03
We're not responsible for any rock wall, feathers or jibber feelings.
02:18:06
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02:18:07
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02:18:20
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02:18:23
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02:18:26
Any likeness to actual people or characters is just us having a laugh,
02:18:29
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02:18:31
We might not be the smartest kid on the job,
02:18:32
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:18:34
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a jigger,
02:18:37
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02:18:38
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02:18:39
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some jabber joy,
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02:18:45
So buckle up,
02:18:46
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02:18:49
Large ranch life.
02:18:57
Now that's a sandwich.
02:19:11
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:19:15
let's get ready for.
02:19:19
The rumble.
02:19:20
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:19:21
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:19:23
What you gonna do when Donald Trump?
02:19:30
And you think of that?
02:19:34
I'm no fan of Hitler.
02:19:37
I never liked him.
02:19:40
I didn't like him before.
02:19:42
It was cool not to like it.
02:19:44
Fuck starts a conversation like that.
02:19:47
I like it.
02:19:51
But there was a dog
02:19:52
in history who loved Hitler more than anyone.
02:19:56
He would wake up in the morning.
02:19:57
And where's Hitler?
02:19:59
Yeah,
02:20:01
and Garrincha or something.
02:20:03
We go like he's not here.
02:20:04
He's doing some evil stuff.
02:20:06
You call them Gary, that explain to you?
02:20:08
Yeah.
02:20:09
Doing evil stuff.
02:20:10
You can't see him that often is.
02:20:12
Okay. I know I'm not trying to.
02:20:14
Listen, Gary.
02:20:15
I love you, Gary, I love Miguel, I love everyone how are you guys?
02:20:19
The greatest.
02:20:20
But it's just Hitler is the greatest man who's ever lived.
02:20:28
This is why we ask that.
02:20:30
You don't use any.
02:20:32
Allegedly.
02:20:32
That's any.
02:20:45
I don't know, I mean, if I got a Harvey Levin
02:20:47
tomorrow or the moon.
02:20:51
You say Hitler was the great.
02:20:52
And I want what would be my fucking answer?
02:20:55
I go, no, I was a dog.
02:20:59
I, I don't work, I'd be fucked pretty good.
02:21:02
Norm.
02:21:08
So this is when we get to really get into it.
02:21:12
Friggin norm.
02:21:13
Yeah. What happened earlier? I forgot we were. We were talking about something.
02:21:15
We were arguing about something earlier.
02:21:17
Like a curved. Yes.
02:21:21
It was religion.
02:21:22
But that is above. So below.
02:21:25
Of course it was.
02:21:34
Mr. Brady and Roger Brady and or Gary.
02:21:38
As above and so below.
02:21:41
They copy.
02:21:42
So blows. Brady.
02:21:43
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:21:47
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:21:50
Brady.
02:21:51
And your show with Brady and draw.
02:21:54
It's their show now Brady. Draw.
02:22:01
As energy.
02:22:06
As energy.
02:22:11
He took it to take the Emmys.
02:22:14
Yogi.
02:22:15
Turn it up
02:22:18
Stoney creek.
02:22:18
Stoney Creek one day.
02:22:21
Today three dead.
02:22:23
I can I'll go down.
02:22:25
Oh, that, five that I've seen.
02:22:28
Seven did I can you got me cheap.
02:22:31
Yo is hell on earth.
02:22:32
Turn the headstones up.
02:22:34
Think you know me but you just know my name.
02:22:37
They go call me Rocky. One up in the head.
02:22:39
Two bad bitches give him three shots in the body.
02:22:42
Drop dead.
02:22:43
So that, they.
02:22:46
I can throw because I five, six, seven, eight.
02:22:51
But I gained all those, Who won?
02:22:54
Not so get three dead.
02:22:58
I can't drop four dead on
02:23:01
five, six, seven dead.
02:23:03
Knocking on doors.
02:23:04
Hey, spin back like in under the talking sliding.
02:23:07
And I hope I start jogging from my life.
02:23:08
Harvey. Knocking out from the back.
02:23:10
The sky got ball game chain on. Froze my soul still burning.
02:23:12
Can't hold down every bridge I'm turning.
02:23:13
Ain't no peace when I turn. Star, turn and pray for the week of the reaper.
02:23:16
Still learning one day, to day.
02:23:19
Three dead I get caught up for four dead.
02:23:23
Five, five, six, seven dead.
02:23:26
I can't, I'll go to five.
02:23:38
Hope one day I don't
02:23:41
I I'll just pray because I go to.
02:23:45
Oh did I did five, six, seven dead.
02:23:49
Now in all of those, brainwave cracking, staggered, static, tragic,
02:23:53
happy, manic that I'm facing as a plastic bashing flashing back.
02:23:56
I'm never slacking. Class I'm upon for the past I shadow.
02:23:58
That's what I want, man. I want it to matter. Tactics.
02:24:00
Switch to biscuit.
02:24:01
Fractured left the glitter script I catch your back to the pit with the hammer.
02:24:04
Dragging the miss with.
02:24:05
Understand what's passing the
02:24:06
if I don't care my half of the cake I lost the grammar drama.
02:24:09
The cliff, my ghostly climb a mountain I drifted.
02:24:11
Holy diver pages burn when I breathe that fire stage a drama.
02:24:13
The three get higher age.
02:24:14
Don't I preach the liars hang on the inverses I delete the wires.
02:24:18
Face reversal.
02:24:18
Retreat through cyberspace to the earth in a simple science. Grace dirt.
02:24:21
But to see the flying base of the herd. Now believe the science.
02:24:25
One day,
02:24:26
two day us, three day Again I feel for dead.
02:24:32
Second day, six seven day.
02:24:36
One day, two
02:24:39
three. Back.
02:24:40
Like I can't
02:24:42
roll day by day I'm six seven, seven day.
02:24:46
And, how do you make it?
02:24:49
Money in Buddhist life?
02:24:50
I miss my name once, but the watch that takes all that smoke can't get a.
02:24:53
Yeah. Look at my eyes.
02:24:54
You can see that rage. Page by page I earn that wage.
02:24:56
Can't fake pain when you want to stage one more body.
02:24:58
Now we turn that page one day, to get out.
02:25:02
Three day, Now getting off your top.
02:25:05
Oh, did I, did I say seven day? Oh.
02:25:19
Hey, don't be.
02:25:28
Don't be.
02:25:31
Hey. That's
02:25:50
why I go back.
02:25:58
You're muted.
02:26:01
But except I wrote pretty much most of that.
02:26:07
Of course, you know I can't rap.
02:26:08
So that comes in handy to have somebody to do that.
02:26:12
I have like, so many songs from that time I was 18.
02:26:15
We could.
02:26:15
Jeff and I could never find a good singer, but now I have
02:26:18
whatever singer I want.
02:26:21
It's fantastic.
02:26:22
I was thinking about pops when you were 16.
02:26:27
No. Energy is new.
02:26:29
It's all new.
02:26:30
You know, it's my it's my,
02:26:33
It's my path, my road, my journey through learning rap.
02:26:37
Yeah.
02:26:40
And it's, you know,
02:26:41
it's still completely horrible, but it's getting better
02:26:44
now. That's a pretty good.
02:26:47
I was.
02:26:50
You're going to be singing
02:26:51
one day at up to that pops in your head.
02:26:54
I even worked in the 670.
02:26:55
This is we're going to go viral. No, no
02:26:59
six seven.
02:26:59
Which which we learned all about last week. Yeah.
02:27:02
It means nothing. It's stupid.
02:27:04
Oh, no, it means a lot.
02:27:06
If you just don't know.
02:27:07
It means a lot of nothing.
02:27:15
Yeah, it was perfect timing.
02:27:16
I went through all my videos, all my stuff.
02:27:21
Oh, except for Gary's match up.
02:27:22
I got Gary's match up, but we just played a song.
02:27:25
I don't like to play two songs back to back.
02:27:28
Hopefully you got some content.
02:27:31
We're not going to debate the afterlife.
02:27:32
I don't I think there's a possibility of an afterlife,
02:27:34
but I don't think the visions that people have when they.
02:27:38
Are near death.
02:27:39
What is they what they call what needs ends.
02:27:43
That's it.
02:27:44
And it sounds like something you sign when you're trying to not release secrets.
02:27:49
You got to sign this NDA and NDA.
02:27:52
Oh, that's it, you're right.
02:27:54
NDA near death, afterlife experience.
02:28:02
Got my own little Asmr going.
02:28:03
Just had a chicken sandwich which you could have.
02:28:06
You could have seen, you could have saw.
02:28:09
I could have seen it.
02:28:12
I think it's, I have seen or could have, have saw
02:28:14
have sword.
02:28:18
I got no your.
02:28:22
What do you got.
02:28:24
Nothing.
02:28:25
I lost my bowl. This is great.
02:28:28
So with our wonderful planning, sometimes we'll come to the show with each of us.
02:28:31
Have, I don't know, 18 to 20 hours for a two hour show.
02:28:34
And then other times, neither one of us have.
02:28:37
Actually, I think we just rifled through it.
02:28:39
I had just as much as normal.
02:28:41
I try to come with four force.
02:28:43
I want to cover like four stories or four things or four ideas or four text.
02:28:47
I had my four
02:28:49
remember?
02:28:50
Remember the 3rd of November. Remember?
02:28:53
Remember V for vendetta, if you like that, that'll be the November 5th.
02:28:58
But we're going to turn it around.
02:28:59
They're supposed to be some kind of protest from all the snap people.
02:29:03
They want to go to war.
02:29:04
They're threatening with looting and all that crap.
02:29:06
And it's supposed to have started, but it's supposed to.
02:29:10
Was there did they all to be at its peak on the fifth?
02:29:14
Was there any known Kings protest in Saudi Arabia?
02:29:18
Are there kings in Saudi Arabia?
02:29:22
In the movie.
02:29:23
See, that's that's a good analogy for back earlier, because that's the same
02:29:27
as the police going after actual murders instead of the speeding tickets.
02:29:31
There's no way that they would ever have a
02:29:33
No Kings protest where it actually is needed.
02:29:36
That would be to, you know, like, we can have a it's real ballsy to have a
02:29:40
No Kings protest in 2025,
02:29:43
200 some odd 50 years later after we
02:29:47
declared independence from the King.
02:29:51
Shenanigans.
02:29:52
That's what I cry call
02:29:54
you riot, I call it.
02:29:56
I'm going to cry.
02:29:58
Hue cry.
02:29:59
Yeah you cry.
02:30:00
Shenanigans, shenanigans.
02:30:08
There's other stuff going on.
02:30:10
I don't think the, snap benefits
02:30:13
are going to be an issue.
02:30:15
I think if you are on Snap benefits and you're declaring or threatening
02:30:18
that you're going to loot
02:30:20
as some kind of a deterrent to make the government or people
02:30:23
that aren't on Snap continue to support your welfare,
02:30:27
then it's kind of crazy because don't go to war.
02:30:30
Declare war with people that can afford food,
02:30:33
because.
02:30:36
I know the Bolsheviks did it, but that was a long,
02:30:39
bloody, bloody war.
02:30:43
And I mean, I think I may be in need one day
02:30:45
and I've been in need at times, so I'm not.
02:30:46
I mean, there are people that need it,
02:30:47
but there's also people that are taking advantage.
02:30:49
And we need to distinguish between the two instead of
02:30:51
just saying that they're all the same, they're all virtuous
02:30:53
and they all deserve it because they don't.
02:30:56
But a lot of them do.
02:30:58
But in that case, like whatever happened to church, charity
02:31:00
and state charity and family charity,
02:31:02
first person that I asked when I was young and I needed shit
02:31:04
because there were a lot of times that I needed shit.
02:31:06
I went to my parents or my family and I said, hey, I need shit, help.
02:31:10
And then if they didn't help, I would go to my friend and say,
02:31:12
hey, I need help, and there would be no.
02:31:16
Is privilege.
02:31:18
Oh, what the fuck does that mean?
02:31:21
What is it?
02:31:22
Oh, you.
02:31:23
Because they were white.
02:31:24
Oh, because they don't have parents.
02:31:25
I'm sorry.
02:31:28
That I don't know how to solve that.
02:31:31
I guess we should have some type of a Snap benefit program
02:31:33
based on taxes and the government to fill the gap.
02:31:36
Yeah, it was ridiculous. So
02:31:39
my girlfriend on whatever website she's on for,
02:31:42
like the neighborhoods and whatever Facebook and it's called next door.
02:31:47
Oh, she's on it.
02:31:48
Oh, she's on it. All my neighborhood.
02:31:51
They're like, what's a what's their only fans, bro.
02:31:57
They were people that were
02:31:59
putting up shit.
02:32:01
You know what. For the record, he said it.
02:32:03
He said it in his head.
02:32:05
It was.
02:32:06
She's got an OnlyFans.
02:32:07
Damn.
02:32:10
That's how he can afford to travel.
02:32:11
Well, 4 or 5 days a month
02:32:14
anyways.
02:32:14
Yeah.
02:32:18
It's made me lose my thought.
02:32:21
It. We're talking about thinking about think about stripping and fucking working.
02:32:24
That's not good. That's a bad combination.
02:32:27
Damn it.
02:32:28
What was I talking about?
02:32:38
And, I mean, I so I be in need one day,
02:32:40
and I've been in need at times, so I'm not.
02:32:42
I mean, there are people that need it,
02:32:43
but there's also people are taking advantage.
02:32:45
And we need to distinguish
02:32:46
between the ones that are just saying that the roller coaster
02:32:48
all virtuous and they all deserve it because they don't.
02:32:51
But a lot of them do that already.
02:32:53
Okay. Yeah.
02:32:54
But then it's not that I was going to eat food now.
02:32:59
There's people in my neighborhood
02:33:01
that were giving out
02:33:04
like canned goods and ramen noodles and shit,
02:33:07
and we're promoting giving them out for Halloween as an option.
02:33:11
And it's like no one in our neighborhood
02:33:15
is on Snap benefits or should be on Snap benefits.
02:33:19
So who are you giving this stuff out to?
02:33:21
Our neighbors across the street several times
02:33:25
the kids were running from the house kind of yelling and like,
02:33:29
oh my God, how like laughing about like, oh, I got, I got ramen noodles.
02:33:33
And they're like, they're taking it as a joke.
02:33:35
And these people are,
02:33:39
all right for Halloween.
02:33:40
For Halloween, they got ramen noodles. I'm losing the story here.
02:33:43
And the kids are taking it as a joke, but the people are giving it away
02:33:46
because they're trying to, like, go because of Snap benefits.
02:33:48
And if you need food, you know, here, take ramen, you know,
02:33:52
but it's like the kids don't need it.
02:33:53
They're taking it as a joke because it's funny to them.
02:33:56
Now my my my girlfriend looks this looks this woman up back channel
02:34:00
finds her shit on Facebook.
02:34:02
Her like wall and profile
02:34:04
picture are a big fucking like police caution tape that says nothing.
02:34:08
But, Trump is a pedo like all over it.
02:34:13
Allegedly, allegedly.
02:34:16
And it's just like, that's okay, I get it now.
02:34:18
That's the kind of woman we're dealing with.
02:34:20
But it just made no sense because again,
02:34:22
there's no one in this neighborhood like I did go to.
02:34:23
There's several churches around you could drop those.
02:34:25
Those it was canned goods and stuff, especially around the holidays.
02:34:30
Yeah.
02:34:30
If you if you sorry to to feed off of what you're saying.
02:34:34
Every neighborhood, at least in metro Detroit, if you're not able or
02:34:38
or if you're just too lazy to get to somewhere to drop off your food
02:34:42
or your money and all these places too, if you ask them,
02:34:44
they would rather have money, because canned foods is much harder.
02:34:47
Logistics is way more always don't donate money stuff
02:34:51
and they always donate money if you can, because they can take that dollar
02:34:54
and stretch it way longer and way farther than your can of fucking, you know,
02:34:58
yams or something that you had leftover from three Thanksgivings ago.
02:35:01
But if you do have canned foods and you do want to give it away,
02:35:04
you can contact your scouting for food, drive local scout troop,
02:35:07
give it away, give it away.
02:35:09
And in fact,
02:35:10
if you live anywhere around where I live, you don't even have to contact them.
02:35:13
They will put a bag on your door and they will be.
02:35:15
I think it says November 8th,
02:35:18
but I know they work with everyone like that.
02:35:22
You can contact them and they'll bring a bag to you,
02:35:24
let you load it up and come back and pick it up at a different time.
02:35:28
So they make it as convenient as possible.
02:35:30
We don't need the government.
02:35:32
Do you remember
02:35:32
when the newspapers went on strike and then there were no more newspapers? I
02:35:36
would love to see that with snap benefits and the entire federal government.
02:35:41
I hate to say that I just
02:35:43
states can go back to do what states do
02:35:46
what they always have done.
02:35:49
And what if we just
02:35:50
I don't know, let the the federal government
02:35:53
stay on strike and found alternatives for every service that they do.
02:35:56
Do you know,
02:35:57
the only the only jurisdiction the federal government has is over this?
02:36:00
The federal Parks, the US national Parks and federal employees?
02:36:06
Everything else is just kind of usurped power
02:36:08
that they've somehow convinced the states that they don't have any more.
02:36:13
And I think it's ridiculous.
02:36:14
And in that vein, tomorrow is voting day.
02:36:17
So if you are registered to vote, you should go vote November 4th.
02:36:22
Tuesday, November 4th.
02:36:24
Right.
02:36:24
I'm voting for the president for a bit longer.
02:36:27
I'm voting for city representative stuff.
02:36:30
It's a it's an odd it's an odd odd.
02:36:33
So, you know, it's not even a midterm.
02:36:34
It's a it's a quarter term.
02:36:36
So nobody gives a shit.
02:36:38
But there are things.
02:36:39
So I'm not going to tell you to go vote if you should go vote.
02:36:42
But I don't even think voting matters.
02:36:43
Harvard and Yale proved that voting doesn't matter
02:36:45
because there's so much influence
02:36:46
on the people you're voting for are already selected.
02:36:48
You're choosing the lesser of two evils, yada yada, yada.
02:36:51
But there are a few things that matter.
02:36:54
Sorry, I forgot to breathe.
02:36:55
Look at your local propositions and stuff.
02:36:57
Like that's how we became legal, because people started paying attention
02:37:00
and actually going and voting for things they wanted.
02:37:02
If the people that were 18 voted,
02:37:04
the drinking age wouldn't have been moved to 21,
02:37:07
but they were too busy getting drunk and being stupid and didn't vote.
02:37:09
And then before they knew it, they got their drinking rights
02:37:13
taking away or drinking privileges taking away for three years.
02:37:18
Some people even were
02:37:19
drinking when they were 18, then turned 19, then voted and it got taken away.
02:37:22
And for a year they had to stop drinking.
02:37:23
They didn't grandfather it in
02:37:25
because it was something about the license, about
02:37:27
how could I mean to be pretty easy to grandfathered in.
02:37:30
My aunt was in that age group.
02:37:31
I heard her bitch about it a lot.
02:37:36
Yeah.
02:37:37
So look at this.
02:37:38
Look at this here. The voter information.
02:37:41
We're these. It's great.
02:37:42
You know who's really great is the, late, the late the woman's.
02:37:47
Who are these?
02:37:47
Care.
02:37:51
That is an I created diversity photo.
02:37:55
We're going to need a woman, an Indian and a black person.
02:37:57
Bingo. Bingo. Bingo.
02:37:59
I'm sorry if that's the.
02:38:00
And I don't Asian.
02:38:02
Yeah. I don't the headdress through me. They could be Muslim. Indian.
02:38:05
I don't know what that means.
02:38:06
And it probably means something very specific.
02:38:07
And I probably offended half the world. I apologize.
02:38:11
Not because of what I said, just because I didn't know what I was saying.
02:38:15
And of course, if the black guy in the back so.
02:38:21
Yeah, I thought we made progress.
02:38:24
Can he get can he move to the front of the photo?
02:38:29
No. Our new, most hated on demographic is front of that.
02:38:36
Got out to, New York and Minnesota, I think.
02:38:40
Oh, dude, I don't that's going to be scary because.
02:38:45
I see, I sound sexist if I say that.
02:38:47
But women are so emotional. They want the best of everything.
02:38:50
They look for the best thing to be anti-Muslim.
02:38:52
Madame. Madame Neiman.
02:38:55
SNL already
02:38:56
took all the good jokes for his name, so I'm not going to play the Maserati
02:39:00
whatever his name is,
02:39:02
because that
02:39:03
guardian angel guy mispronounced his name on the air almost every time.
02:39:06
He said it.
02:39:06
Wrong on the debate, but he's he's he wants to just give everything away
02:39:11
and have everybody just I don't it's a fairy tale.
02:39:14
It's not going to work out.
02:39:17
And if you live anywhere near New York,
02:39:19
you should probably move now.
02:39:22
And well, why?
02:39:23
If we're still doing the show in a while, you'll watch.
02:39:25
You'll see a mass exodus of people leaving New York
02:39:28
big like you'll see an influx of Muslims coming in.
02:39:33
I don't think so, because there's no
02:39:34
there'll be nothing there except just pure chaos.
02:39:37
You're born 2.0.
02:39:39
All this in New York.
02:39:40
I work and drive around Dearborn, and I have no problem with it.
02:39:43
And I maybe I'm in the wrong areas, but I don't see that.
02:39:46
I've never heard a call to prayer.
02:39:48
Dearborn alone to lost in New York.
02:39:52
I've heard a
02:39:52
call to prayer in Hamtramck, but I've never heard it in Dearborn.
02:39:55
Yeah, Dearborn Heights, very normal, except all, all the restaurants.
02:39:59
Stores have two different languages on it.
02:40:02
Oh. They're great.
02:40:03
That's the only thing I've noticed.
02:40:04
But, I mean, it's it's if your local culture
02:40:07
speaks that language.
02:40:08
I have a problem with bombing anything or.
02:40:10
Cool.
02:40:13
Genocide.
02:40:14
Anyone? That's not your soldier. We're good.
02:40:16
Starting to maybe plan something on Halloween.
02:40:18
Is that what you're saying?
02:40:20
Halloween's over.
02:40:22
I know, but the the FBI
02:40:25
thwarted a plot from Dearborn.
02:40:30
They're all over it.
02:40:31
You didn't hear?
02:40:32
No, but really quick here.
02:40:34
This fucking election day timeline thing.
02:40:36
This. You can click on this link.
02:40:37
What happens after the polls close?
02:40:39
What the fuck do you think happens?
02:40:41
I mean, I guess you people people need this.
02:40:44
Oh I wonder oh, I was wondering that question.
02:40:47
I came to the michigan.gov slash S.O.S.
02:40:51
to find out what happens after the polls closed. The.
02:40:54
So do you I don't work happens.
02:40:56
I don't work in government,
02:40:57
but I work with businesses that work with like help lines and shit.
02:41:00
And the best thing that you want to do is
02:41:01
if you get a question asked more than once every day,
02:41:03
you want to make a link to help people answer that question.
02:41:05
So they stop fucking calling and asking you.
02:41:09
So I don't recall what happens when the polls close.
02:41:12
I don't believe they're stupid questions.
02:41:13
I mean, they're stupid people that ask questions.
02:41:16
And that's one of those stupid
02:41:19
thing about the first person.
02:41:20
Even let's do it. Let's let's go through it.
02:41:22
First thing we do is we lock the doors.
02:41:27
The second thing we do is we start counting the ballots,
02:41:29
which we don't really have to do because it's done digitally.
02:41:31
The second you put them in, they get put in there.
02:41:34
So really, all we number, all we do is laugh and laugh and laugh at whatever
02:41:38
the opposing side is that we don't go for as we throw the numbers,
02:41:42
throw the vote to the trash. And here's this.
02:41:45
So fun fact at the polling places, they're not where the fraud happens.
02:41:49
It's at the county where it's collected. And then
02:41:53
I can't say anymore, even though we're on Rumble,
02:41:56
like I'd say, I'd say counted
02:41:58
and double checked, but maybe even changed.
02:42:02
It's just with any system, the place where you're going to switch,
02:42:05
there's going to be any.
02:42:06
The point of failure is going to be the bottleneck.
02:42:09
And the easiest point to monitor and change
02:42:11
everything is at the smallest, narrowest point.
02:42:13
Like when you cross a river,
02:42:14
you cross it at the smallest point, right, because you want the least amount of.
02:42:17
I saw a video of this.
02:42:18
Golfers walking through a fucking lake.
02:42:20
You know, you probably tried to walk through the shallowest,
02:42:23
skinniest part of that pond.
02:42:26
And I'm thinking that cheaters do.
02:42:28
The cheaters look for that same pinch point,
02:42:30
make it as easy to change the votes without people noticing.
02:42:34
That pinch point is at the county level.
02:42:35
That's where the fraud is happening.
02:42:37
If there is alleged fraud happening.
02:42:42
We can fix it too.
02:42:43
A lot of counties got rid of their paper trail. Why?
02:42:46
I have no idea.
02:42:46
There's only one reason I could possibly
02:42:48
think of to get rid of an auditing paper, trail receipt, proof of anything.
02:42:52
And that is because you don't want people to notice it doesn't match.
02:42:57
Like due to my when my kids.
02:42:59
I'll admit it when my kids were younger and stuff and they never screwed me.
02:43:01
But maybe because I screwed my parents out of money, being as privileged as I was
02:43:07
when my driving age, kids would have asked for gas back in the day or whatever.
02:43:12
If I give them cash, I would say I need a receipt,
02:43:16
which sounds horrible because I'm supposed to love my parent.
02:43:18
My kids and my kids are supposed to love me.
02:43:19
We're supposed to treat each other with respect. But,
02:43:22
I didn't ask
02:43:23
for their pee or anything, but I definitely ask for receipts.
02:43:26
And I think our voting, if I did that with my own child,
02:43:28
in my own little one, you know, one unit family.
02:43:31
So I was wrong.
02:43:32
I'm sorry.
02:43:33
That is
02:43:33
that is probably my only guess there could I've ever done
02:43:35
is, I mean, that the world doesn't care about my own little family.
02:43:38
Do you think that the universal
02:43:40
voting mechanism would at least have a paper receipt involved?
02:43:43
If it's good enough for my kids, it's good enough for the country.
02:43:46
Bring back paper trail receipt.
02:43:49
You know, voting, paper voting.
02:43:53
What, who are you voting for?
02:43:55
You don't even know, do you?
02:43:55
You didn't even know I was voting in oral sex for my son.
02:43:59
That's an I swear that I didn't come.
02:44:01
How come you never. Crap, crap.
02:44:03
How come you never clip the me saying the correction?
02:44:08
That's correct.
02:44:09
Clearly I was leaking out of my anus.
02:44:13
Clearly my son was doing that to me,
02:44:15
not the other way around because my wife was pregnant with him.
02:44:18
At the time I was thinking about cumming, having sex.
02:44:22
You want to have a kid?
02:44:25
Whoa, that was it.
02:44:26
That was unfortunate.
02:44:27
11 and nine and they were like 11 and nine, and they came.
02:44:34
Oh, she just oh yeah.
02:44:36
That,
02:44:39
I've had sex with a woman, but two.
02:44:41
But I have I stand by that position.
02:44:45
That is an advanced position.
02:44:46
That's double black diamond. You don't start with that shit.
02:44:49
But if you can do that, you will enjoy it.
02:44:51
And I'll be honest, the first time we did it, it was not good.
02:44:54
But we kept at it multiple.
02:44:57
We practiced what I said the first time we did it.
02:45:00
It wasn't good, but we worked at it.
02:45:04
Here's Brady over the top.
02:45:08
All right, so then they start counting the votes.
02:45:10
Then they might unlock the doors.
02:45:14
All but one of the people goes home. He's pro.
02:45:16
He probably works with the maintenance guy.
02:45:18
They're going to go home, sleep.
02:45:19
They're going to come back the next day.
02:45:21
They're going to double check the vote and then you're going to announce the vote.
02:45:26
What do you think happens after the
02:45:28
the strippers count their money?
02:45:32
That's a different poll. Sorry.
02:45:33
That's a different poll.
02:45:34
I don't know what some people what what people that don't look like us.
02:45:37
They're going to go as well. What are you doing?
02:45:38
Are you mad because there's somebody who doesn't look like you?
02:45:40
It's like, well, I don't know when 75% of the population is
02:45:45
got a specific look
02:45:47
and you like plug in nuts, 75% of the population.
02:45:51
You're just like doing it on purpose.
02:45:52
Like just pull rabbits out of a hat. Just put names.
02:45:55
10% of your stats were just grabbed out of a hat and do that.
02:45:59
I doubt they pulled out gay, butch, lesbian, Asian and Muslim
02:46:04
and then black guy who was looking at his phone
02:46:06
because he doesn't want to be part of this fucking weird collage of Muslim
02:46:09
and gay by a gay Asian, because number one,
02:46:14
you know, statistics show that like, African Americans have a not
02:46:18
the most fondness of gays or Asians, but that's just statistics that point to that.
02:46:24
But make, I wouldn't say that
02:46:27
the statistics that are given out
02:46:30
by these entities that produce these statistics, they're the racist ones.
02:46:35
So I'm
02:46:36
getting my statistics from a racist entity,
02:46:39
which is why they're skewed in that manner.
02:46:42
I'm not the one doing that.
02:46:44
I'm just presenting the information they're presenting
02:46:46
because they're presenting it as fact.
02:46:48
So I'm not sure what to believe, to be honest.
02:46:50
But I obviously would think that obviously it's not true.
02:46:53
You know, obviously I'm going to ask I to make a photo
02:46:57
of a generic representation of all the voters in the United States.
02:47:01
What is that?
02:47:02
What is going to be like a mix of everyone?
02:47:06
Just be a mesh of people.
02:47:09
Is it like the goo bags from South Park?
02:47:15
I broke it, it's like, fuck
02:47:19
if I do what he says and there's no white people.
02:47:21
I'm in so much trouble.
02:47:26
65%. This is amazing.
02:47:28
That's fantastic.
02:47:29
Why is it taken so long?
02:47:30
I've never seen it take this long before.
02:47:33
Or I've never seen the dots on it either.
02:47:34
When it was thinking, this is new.
02:47:42
This is fine.
02:47:43
I'm so nervous.
02:47:44
They think they're all going to be Indian.
02:47:50
I'm sorry I can't make that photo.
02:47:54
I'm sorry I take forever.
02:47:57
So when it comes to I write some back comes the like
02:48:00
the fancy shit that you can do
02:48:03
is like, what? What
02:48:07
what entails being able to do that?
02:48:09
Is that just paying for it?
02:48:10
Oh, I didn't ask question.
02:48:12
I didn't ask for a photo based bullshit.
02:48:17
No. Do I tell you I use Pinocchio?
02:48:19
It's all on this on my own computer and shit.
02:48:21
It's not what I'm using now. I'm using grok right now. But.
02:48:25
Yeah, but you have to like.
02:48:27
Well, I think a lot of times right now, you get tons of shit for free.
02:48:31
I made AI every once in a while.
02:48:33
I'm shocked that it even says you're done.
02:48:35
You know, you can't make anymore for a while.
02:48:38
Like right now.
02:48:39
I thought I was making a picture
02:48:40
and it made a whole video, and I didn't even ask it for a video.
02:48:43
I even said I did.
02:48:44
I specifically said, see, that's how dumb I is.
02:48:46
I specifically said, make a photo,
02:48:50
and it gave me a video.
02:48:52
And I've done this before and it's never given me a video.
02:48:55
Automatically I see where it says video now, that's probably why I did that.
02:49:00
Let's try it again.
02:49:02
Although this representation does.
02:49:04
There's there's one white guy front and center and everyone else is not
02:49:10
like stuff like this.
02:49:12
Like.
02:49:14
Real out here you boy POC repping world black and white for life.
02:49:17
With the wolf pack side we went oh Wolf pack for the house.
02:49:21
Shout out to Nash.
02:49:22
Yeah like stuff like that.
02:49:25
To hear that you think you're my neighbors.
02:49:27
Look at you.
02:49:28
You're not my neighbors.
02:49:29
You're a bunch of strangers
02:49:30
who wouldn't even be welcome so that you need a developer to saw.
02:49:34
I actually,
02:49:35
if it says sorry, you're probably good, but yeah, you can pay money for that.
02:49:38
But they also stopped.
02:49:39
A lot of you can't do copyright shit very easily anymore.
02:49:43
So like, I'm sure WWE would prevent the background.
02:49:46
Yeah, but it's nobody really heard. People are deceased.
02:49:49
You're allowed to do whatever you want.
02:49:50
That's why you see more and more videos of deceased people doing stuff.
02:49:53
Not, Princess Leia, what's her name?
02:49:56
She has her likeness in perpetuity.
02:50:00
Afterlife, whatever you want to call it.
02:50:02
Eternity in the moment.
02:50:03
English option. Open.
02:50:05
Listen to this place, Archer.
02:50:06
The docks is trotting into Monday night room facing the household terror itself.
02:50:10
A fully powered vacuum cleaner.
02:50:12
There's the you.
02:50:14
What do you mean? The blink? The stuff, the living room.
02:50:16
Like it's.
02:50:17
I see, I just saw all of it.
02:50:19
That's sort of how much is just planted.
02:50:22
It's free, but it does.
02:50:24
But you get the saw watermark.
02:50:25
Yeah it's free dude. Internet.
02:50:28
So another And waiting inside the robot, it's either
02:50:31
seen or another AI tool just opened it up and made it totally free.
02:50:36
Puppet on it. He's the World Cup.
02:50:38
Oh wait. What's that? Oh, no, that's gone.
02:50:40
These dudes, they set the free time, the spring to the right. Now
02:50:45
wait a minute.
02:50:46
No, wait. It can't be.
02:50:47
That's why these are all short, right?
02:50:49
Cuz you only get a certain amount of.
02:50:50
Yeah.
02:50:51
So if you're really good at,
02:50:52
you can get the prime
02:50:53
to get you the same actors to look the same, then you would just pay
02:50:56
and you just got to pay.
02:50:57
No, you just do the free ones and you paste them all together.
02:51:00
I'm standing right by his side.
02:51:01
No. Yes. Here we have to wait. But otherwise you have to pay.
02:51:04
And you pay to play. And then it costs credits.
02:51:06
Yeah. No, but you know, it gives you full function.
02:51:08
The only difference is it's just plaster that store all over it.
02:51:12
And they're smart. They move it.
02:51:13
They always do the greatest.
02:51:14
And you probably have to prompt it more and more to get exactly what you want.
02:51:18
So here a fun fact.
02:51:20
So I paid for sudo and it fucks up a lot more.
02:51:23
They fuck you over.
02:51:24
So like when they're selling a tune you get ten a day, they're all awesome
02:51:28
as soon as you start paying for it.
02:51:29
Royalty.
02:51:30
I think they purposely fuck it up to make you buy more and get use more credit.
02:51:33
So you are correct, Elizabeth.
02:51:36
Allegedly. I have no proof of that. But.
02:51:41
I didn't do it.
02:51:43
Oh! Oh my God, they're lies.
02:51:46
What the fuck is that?
02:51:48
Is that the guy that killed his family and himself?
02:51:51
Allegedly. Allegedly.
02:51:53
And it looks like a little bit older version of him to.
02:51:58
I didn't do it
02:52:00
to your family.
02:52:01
Looks like Stephan on steroids.
02:52:04
It's so fucked up.
02:52:05
I'm not here for tea and tiny sandwiches. I'm here to fight.
02:52:08
Who? Sandwiches.
02:52:09
What if she wants to keep the throne warm?
02:52:11
So that's Diana, because I.
02:52:13
How many?
02:52:15
Wishes.
02:52:16
What is it with my sandwiches?
02:52:18
To keep the throne warm?
02:52:20
Sit on an ice pack because I'm coming in again.
02:52:22
Everything again.
02:52:24
And I said that I sit on an ice pack because I'm coming in
02:52:26
to sit on an ice pack. Because I'm coming in ice pack.
02:52:28
Because I'm coming in. Ice pack.
02:52:30
Because I pack, because I pack because I'm.
02:52:33
I'm coming in as I'm coming in as I'm coming I'm because I'm coming,
02:52:37
I'm coming in.
02:52:38
Every single soul in this building better know this is my house I run this
02:52:43
dump the clock.
02:52:43
Defeat on the floor.
02:52:44
Purple thunder coming through the door. Hey, hey.
02:52:47
You think I'm just glitter in high?
02:52:48
No, no, I'm in tonight I'm gonna show the whole world I'm more than a king of pop.
02:52:51
I'm the king of getting down and stomping people like you hear me
02:52:53
when that bell rings I'm not singing, I'm swinging, I'm a moonwalk.
02:52:56
Here comes Michael. So
02:52:59
his eyes never moved.
02:53:01
That's a little weird.
02:53:01
Like how the ring is, like, really short is losing it.
02:53:05
You see, when I step into this ring, it's like stepping onto a stage.
02:53:08
The lights, the rhythm, the energy. It's all mine.
02:53:10
And this Sunday, that big man thinks he's gonna bully me.
02:53:13
Strong word.
02:53:17
A seesaw is open.
02:53:18
I man, I try not to fuck with Oracle.
02:53:20
Here comes Mike.
02:53:21
That guy's a fucking
02:53:24
ass. Up front, side down goes the big man.
02:53:28
Listen to this.
02:53:29
There's no fear.
02:53:30
Open I the murder, the US rocks under the rocks,
02:53:36
but he floats on.
02:53:38
It's, Looks like it's only an iPhone.
02:53:41
This is one weird.
02:53:43
Oh, no. It's. You go. You can what it's coming to.
02:53:45
Yeah, it's coming to Google at Google, but it never will get me.
02:53:49
So yeah, the only way you can do this tour is on your iPhone.
02:53:53
Not anyone else's iPhone.
02:53:55
Just your iPhone.
02:53:56
Just mine.
02:53:56
Just level them.
02:54:00
Oh. Let's log in and see what happens.
02:54:09
Still want to rock and drink?
02:54:12
Let's make some history, baby.
02:54:13
Life's about choices, man.
02:54:15
The hard ones, the quiet ones.
02:54:17
The ones nobody ever sees.
02:54:18
But you do what's right. But all right.
02:54:21
So this is not going to be popular or accepted, but I think this
02:54:24
AI is going to break my brain the same way that transgenderism did.
02:54:27
I can't see anything anymore and think it's a man or woman or anybody
02:54:30
who's a little bit masculine, or any woman who talks a little bit deep voice.
02:54:34
I'm like, the drum, bring the thunder that a man or woman keep moving under.
02:54:37
King of the jungle, King of the ring.
02:54:40
Although the AI is still not there.
02:54:41
I mean, it's, It's pretty obvious. Usually.
02:54:43
Listen to this place, Stephen.
02:54:45
Pretty obvious. Anyway.
02:54:47
Like a machine of war.
02:54:48
Eyes locked on the Hulkster.
02:54:49
That exoskeleton is all steel, brother.
02:54:52
And look at Hawking's faith. Here comes Einstein.
02:54:54
That false breath.
02:54:55
He's sliding it.
02:54:56
Oh, my God, he took it! Einstein, off the rocks.
02:54:59
Look at the space where the thunder
02:55:02
goes up.
02:55:03
Yo, that's the queen.
02:55:04
Are you kidding me? Crown on tilt.
02:55:06
Still moving the throne. Step in the ring.
02:55:08
Make the whole place moan. Silver hair, gold drip. Never alone. Old school.
02:55:11
Great for the new school tome. Break it down.
02:55:12
Gotta show him like a fan. Like.
02:55:13
Oh my, a thunderous entrance.
02:55:16
Here he comes charging through the snow.
02:55:18
Listen to this place.
02:55:20
The arena is shaking as the stallion takes a lap around the ring.
02:55:25
So weird.
02:55:27
But that's hilarious.
02:55:28
It's awesome
02:55:28
that you can just make that up anyway, rather than having to, like, get a horse,
02:55:32
get a ring production team proud actor, right?
02:55:37
Yeah.
02:55:37
Unless you're unless you're a production team, a horse or an actor, then it's not.
02:55:41
You can make commercials in two seconds.
02:55:45
Oh, look at I'm making a whole account and everything
02:55:48
and rants.
02:55:54
Yeah, dude,
02:55:54
somebody made like, they're making whole new Star Trek episodes and shit.
02:55:58
It's crazy to me.
02:56:02
The new Sora.
02:56:04
Wait. I need an invite code.
02:56:06
Somebody give me an invite code to the new Sora.
02:56:13
I mean, you.
02:56:29
Okay.
02:56:30
Well, so he changed her hands.
02:56:31
There's even a, An.
02:56:49
Okay.
02:56:51
And, that didn't work.
02:57:03
And. Then.
02:57:23
And, There's a funny.
02:57:40
No way.
02:57:41
They're hoisting hockey up to the top row.
02:57:43
Shouldn't even be legal.
02:57:44
Stephen Hawking, his airport cross party for the professor, added to the cube.
02:57:50
Is there no way Hawking's at the top of the ladder?
02:57:53
He's not going to do this. Why?
02:57:55
Well, tear blocks from the heavens.
02:57:58
Wheelchairs were
02:58:01
placed.
02:58:02
The roof is coming off for two blocks. Of course.
02:58:04
It looks like he was born to walk that ramp, yo.
02:58:07
Oh, I see that bump up by his. Oh.
02:58:13
No, wait. No,
02:58:15
we can't talk like a throne, George.
02:58:17
But you standing in my house now.
02:58:19
This ring, this is West Coast territory tonight, and I'm setting it off
02:58:22
because you beside it too long.
02:58:24
Hot behind that goal tonight.
02:58:26
I'm kicking the door in that sales goal lock behind us.
02:58:28
And there ain't no bodyguard, no entourage to shoot me.
02:58:31
And down the ramp like he owns the top of the cage.
02:58:35
What in the world is here? No.
02:58:38
Moving through the table, Stephen Hawking is what?
02:58:42
I have a dream.
02:58:44
Not for any of you, but one that is me holding that WWE
02:58:48
Championship.
02:58:53
Oh, I am not selling out.
02:58:57
I am buying in on the future.
02:59:00
You make me sick.
02:59:02
You think these people care about you?
02:59:05
You are nothing without me.
02:59:07
You want a dream on Sunday?
02:59:10
You'll have one because I'll be putting you to sleep.
02:59:14
He's a fighter.
02:59:15
The only rights you'll ever have.
02:59:17
He'd be great though, coming from my hand.
02:59:20
Or as a.
02:59:23
As a what?
02:59:26
As a promo.
02:59:27
Wrestling promo.
02:59:29
Oh, promos.
02:59:29
I thought you're going to say something good. Talk.
02:59:31
I got that voice like Hernandez is walking to the ring in a.
02:59:35
Oh, no.
02:59:36
You want to talk about unexpected?
02:59:37
Colt Hernandez is here and he's headed straight for those two heavyweights.
02:59:41
I was there to be there because that's the sound
02:59:44
of thousands of you waiting to see what I've got in my hands.
02:59:48
This this folder right here isn't just think this ring is.
02:59:51
You're having me throw a hood, You think you're heroes going to come save you?
02:59:55
Not tonight.
02:59:56
Not in my neighborhood.
02:59:57
What's his name?
02:59:57
Tell me.
02:59:59
Wrong. The only thing that matters is. Mister.
03:00:00
You cost me that match, and you know it.
03:00:02
Mister Rogers, you talk to me three hours clear as day and you turn you.
03:00:05
Do you think I didn't see you?
03:00:07
Somebody get the neighborhood back and you spit on him.
03:00:10
Back up.
03:00:11
Oh, I hear you. All that noise.
03:00:14
It sounds like jealousy from the neighborhood.
03:00:17
You don't have to like me.
03:00:19
You just have to understand.
03:00:23
This is not a beautiful day anymore.
03:00:26
You didn't want a neighbor. You wanted the problem.
03:00:29
Now you've got one.
03:00:30
Rogers is on top of the show with Bob Ross.
03:00:35
Neighborhood.
03:00:35
He's losing a king that he's got me hooked.
03:00:37
Don't you do it, Rogers.
03:00:39
Sell me.
03:00:40
What do you think? I'm your neighbor.
03:00:42
You think I'm here to tuck you in and sing you a lullaby?
03:00:45
Wake up.
03:00:46
This is my neighborhood now, and I don't care.
03:00:48
I get on a given it all.
03:00:50
I play. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
03:00:53
I just checked it out so you can make a storyboard
03:00:55
for the top, and then you just have it make your video.
03:00:59
Videos cost
03:01:00
money, though, of course, there's no way Betty White can.
03:01:03
I said, make the top wrestlers praying in church.
03:01:07
And I got this.
03:01:11
Of course, you know, it's just a video.
03:01:12
I mean, a.
03:01:17
It's good to know that religious.
03:01:21
Carry.
03:01:33
You. Yep.
03:01:45
Looks like it only makes images.
03:01:46
That's kind of boring and lame.
03:01:49
Who only makes images?
03:01:50
Sorrow.
03:01:52
So I don't know how they're making that with the watermark.
03:01:55
I think he it's.
03:01:55
You have to get an invite to sorrow to.
03:02:00
So I'll go find an invite.
03:02:01
But that's going to take a while.
03:02:08
Are you sure that's how that works?
03:02:10
Grok is way easier to make videos. Yeah.
03:02:13
What do you want to say? A bunch of regret?
03:02:16
No, none at all. It's totally free.
03:02:19
No it's not.
03:02:20
Let's it.
03:02:20
Yeah it is.
03:02:21
Let's have it make something.
03:02:22
Eminem does a terrible job as well.
03:02:25
They all do a terrible job at this point
03:02:28
there.
03:02:29
Those, there's no way that they clicked something.
03:02:32
And what we were just watching came out.
03:02:33
It was severely edited
03:02:34
after the fact and before the fact, and then again after the fact.
03:02:38
Eminem playing football.
03:02:42
No way.
03:02:42
Eminem
03:02:45
being a cheerleader
03:02:48
for the Detroit Lions.
03:02:50
Of course. Being.
03:02:54
Yes. To actually be like, on the field later.
03:02:58
This is going to be in the stands going go India it you know what?
03:03:03
It won't even look like have a name because I don't I don't think you can
03:03:07
just be a white guy with a weird beard.
03:03:12
How much?
03:03:12
It's not even a white guy.
03:03:16
It's going to be some Mexican.
03:03:18
Everybody's Mexican now, thanks to that fucking rabbit.
03:03:22
What's his name, babe?
03:03:24
Bad rabbit.
03:03:27
Bad bunny.
03:03:30
Hey, guys.
03:03:31
Saturday.
03:03:32
Sunday night main event was so sick.
03:03:35
The fuck?
03:03:36
So I uploaded, like, the
03:03:38
the first picture I could find of Gary that was on my phone.
03:03:41
It says, doing the Sora,
03:03:44
and it's a saw. Two up top, apparently.
03:03:46
I don't know, but it says, yeah, yeah, you show a person for safety.
03:03:49
We don't create videos from images
03:03:51
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Right.
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So you're like everything that I possibly want to do, you just told me I can't do.
03:04:02
Yeah. Essentially. Yeah. Look there's Eminem.
03:04:07
I don't see the resemblance, but
03:04:10
it is definitely a manly woman.
03:04:16
Even the Lions logo is a little off.
03:04:20
We'll be fine for at least a couple more months,
03:04:22
maybe even a few more years.
03:04:28
And random.
03:04:32
I want some Eminem.
03:04:38
Yeah.
03:04:41
You got some Halloween candy.
03:04:42
Did you go trick or treating?
03:04:49
Here's a better question.
03:04:50
Did you get trick or treaters in your neighborhood?
03:04:52
I know you mentioned something about it, but I.
03:04:55
I was not listening to the show. We did.
03:04:58
We didn't get any
03:05:00
zero zero.
03:05:05
There's too many trunk or treat events,
03:05:07
leading up to or what?
03:05:09
I don't know, we usually get a few.
03:05:16
Here.
03:05:16
I just put Eminem as a prop.
03:05:19
Remember I said he wouldn't even be white?
03:05:24
That's what grok gave me for Eminem.
03:05:29
They gave me the brown.
03:05:30
Eminem.
03:05:34
Or maybe I'm wrong.
03:05:35
I'm having a hard time identifying race.
03:05:37
Also.
03:05:41
A lot of code switching going on.
03:05:44
Do we have a topic for next week?
03:05:47
I don't think.
03:05:50
Gary, what's the topic
03:05:53
and why did you pick
03:05:55
South instead of truth?
03:05:58
Nobody knows what the fuck South means.
03:06:01
I spent half the week uploads of images containing photorealistic people.
03:06:06
Correct?
03:06:07
That is correct.
03:06:12
You for for singing does the same thing because we used to have
03:06:14
a singer way back when, and I wanted to actually do, you know,
03:06:18
you know, guy, he just got heroin overdose way back when.
03:06:24
Anyways, he sang on one of our songs and I really like his growling.
03:06:27
He's got a fucking amazing heavy metal singing voice,
03:06:30
but he's passed away, so I thought it'd be awesome
03:06:32
if I could upload his voice to Sunil and get more songs of him singing.
03:06:35
And it did the same thing.
03:06:37
We do not allow actual voices to be used as persona voices.
03:06:42
Well then what the fuck is the point?
03:06:45
I mean, I have to, I guess you can make up a totally new voice and use that.
03:06:48
Or if you like a random voice, you can pick that as your persona.
03:06:51
So all your fake songs sound the same.
03:06:54
I'm gonna have a hard time
03:06:55
that any of my actual band
03:06:58
is going to be just ruined.
03:06:59
Anybody who's made music in this time is gonna.
03:07:02
Everyone's just going to assume it's
03:07:04
AI related.
03:07:11
Why are you
03:07:13
this content may violate our content policies.
03:07:15
Come on.
03:07:16
Well, first of all, I mean, I wouldn't say that
03:07:18
it's really restrictive because you are draw.
03:07:20
I can't imagine what you're typing or what you're trying to send in
03:07:22
or make it to maybe back maybe back off a little bit and then work your way
03:07:26
up to what the restriction is. Yes.
03:07:29
And start with like start, start with Bert and Ernie and not touching themselves.
03:07:37
Make them make Bert and Ernie
03:07:39
make them Eminem and whoever a fucking short
03:07:43
rapper is.
03:07:46
To see if it'll even turn anything into anything, it probably won't.
03:07:48
Because if you look on the screen, that's I literally put one word.
03:07:51
Look, I put Eminem and that's what it made.
03:07:56
It's like Doctor Dre,
03:07:58
I'd it's definitely a black
03:08:01
guy that.
03:08:04
Okay, that's a great idea.
03:08:05
I'll put Doctor Dre and if it draws a white guy, it's just fucking with us.
03:08:11
Is it doctor or is it?
03:08:13
I'm being serious right now.
03:08:15
Is it the doctor or is it doctor or.
03:08:22
Doctor? Dre?
03:08:23
Or is he an actual doctor?
03:08:31
Why is this nudity
03:08:32
like a show, not news.
03:08:36
I wouldn't start with nudity.
03:08:38
I just said shirtless children.
03:08:41
Why? This is violent,
03:08:44
dude.
03:08:45
Because it knows what you asked before.
03:08:48
That?
03:08:50
Yeah, it's like picking up, like.
03:08:52
Hold on.
03:08:53
I see what you're trying to do here, but watch.
03:08:54
I'll ask ROC and it'll just give us dancing shirtless children.
03:08:58
Okay, look, I put doctor Dre.
03:09:00
Is that close?
03:09:01
Hold on.
03:09:02
This is. It's not adjusting my changes.
03:09:05
That's the problem.
03:09:06
Is, it's not fair.
03:09:08
You can't share your screen.
03:09:09
Does that look like Doctor Dre?
03:09:11
I can't tell, I can't tell.
03:09:13
I'm not going to say they all look alike.
03:09:15
But no, I didn't think so.
03:09:17
The other guy look more like Doctor Dre to me.
03:09:25
Okay, let's just do it.
03:09:26
Let's do it. This is wrong.
03:09:28
Shirtless children named Joe.
03:09:35
I can't type with my microphone in the way
03:09:38
I usually move that when I'm typing.
03:09:44
We should have had more show planned, or we should have stopped the show.
03:09:47
I'm not sure what's happening.
03:09:50
I'm going to do the picker wheel.
03:09:51
Well, this is a spinning.
03:10:00
Something is definitely different
03:10:01
about the picker wheel.
03:10:06
It's got slices on it now.
03:10:08
What the fuck? Slicer. Slicer.
03:10:11
Sifter. Sifter?
03:10:14
Scissor.
03:10:15
I don't remember the picker wheel having spokes
03:10:17
before. Or,
03:10:25
It's always right.
03:10:26
I put too much wrestling, and I just trying to impress you.
03:10:28
I'll be honest.
03:10:29
I was trying to impress you with wrestling questions, and now I.
03:10:32
If I take. It's going to be so hard to filter them out.
03:10:34
I'm gonna have to start over. No, I have no idea.
03:10:37
Listen.
03:10:40
Let me make it not
03:10:43
come across.
03:10:44
Check on crack.
03:10:46
Still generating my video.
03:10:48
Shirtless children.
03:10:49
It didn't say no yet.
03:10:52
Lance, a new monster.
03:10:54
He'll resurgence.
03:10:56
So he has large feet.
03:10:57
Or he's a really bad, bad guy.
03:11:00
I just dropped my candy.
03:11:03
The loaded bunion.
03:11:04
And it just resurged.
03:11:11
I feel bad for him.
03:11:21
I don't think it's going to make shirtless
03:11:22
children.
03:11:27
Children is out of the question.
03:11:38
It's not even showing why.
03:11:39
It's not even showing my prime.
03:11:41
It's not even showing my prompt.
03:11:45
That's good.
03:11:47
I like that filtering.
03:12:14
Awesome.
03:12:17
I think that was the longest dead air we've ever had.
03:12:21
One a neighbor. Here's one.
03:12:23
Now you've got one.
03:12:25
Rogers is on top.
03:12:26
Should we abolish the phrase work hard, play hard.
03:12:30
Yes. No, he's got you, hook.
03:12:32
Don't you do it, Rogers. To the cell.
03:12:34
They would. You think I'm your neighbor?
03:12:37
You think I'm here to tuck you in and sing you a lullaby?
03:12:39
Oh, shit.
03:12:41
Oh, shit.
03:12:41
It made it made Eminem as a lion.
03:12:44
That's great.
03:12:45
Listen to this play.
03:12:46
Betty White has done it. She's a noodle.
03:12:49
What the fuck? Okay.
03:12:56
There's no
03:12:56
way Betty White can't be thinking the way
03:13:00
Betty White climbed to the top of the hill.
03:13:04
That he whites flying over through the table, hitting me.
03:13:07
The cage dive straight to the table.
03:13:08
The roof just gave me white.
03:13:13
That's just wrong.
03:13:14
The crowd is on its feet.
03:13:16
For the founding fighter, you can feel the respect.
03:13:21
Oh my God.
03:13:23
Like when he started swinging his hair like that.
03:13:26
This.
03:13:27
The arena is erupting.
03:13:30
Look at did he can't believe that
03:13:33
this crowd is losing their minds.
03:13:35
Abraham Lincoln is walking in the ring.
03:13:38
This is unreal.
03:13:42
This is unreal.
03:13:44
History itself standing in that ring.
03:13:46
Washington and Lincoln face to face for the first time.
03:13:50
He got like off ring the father of a nation on his shoulders.
03:13:55
Revolution has missed the Detroit line.
03:14:05
I can't see, man.
03:14:06
Of course.
03:14:09
Why they do that?
03:14:12
I'm thinking that's pretty stupid.
03:14:14
Plus, it's an all Lions uniform,
03:14:15
but not too many people could probably recognize that part of it.
03:14:20
Did you see that?
03:14:21
Let's see.
03:14:21
Let me see that again.
03:14:22
Updated in a no.
03:14:27
I literally put Eminem joins
03:14:29
Detroit Lions just to see you because I tried the cheerleader one.
03:14:32
And that didn't work out well because it was just the Detroit Lions cheerleader,
03:14:36
large large cheerleader.
03:14:45
I got, I got well, I have two videos, but the one didn't work out.
03:14:48
So we're going to scrap that one with
03:14:50
the last is our Gary mash up of the week that he chose.
03:14:54
I don't get it. Not exactly.
03:14:56
You got something? You better play now.
03:14:59
Wasn't that where
03:15:01
you were trying to send your I video that you made so we can check it out.
03:15:04
Yeah, it wasn't working, but.
03:15:11
I got Milk Duds.
03:15:18
Here's a trick.
03:15:19
If you buy a Halloween bag of assorted candy,
03:15:23
every fucking flavor is cherry.
03:15:29
Come on, man, I was just trying to help the kids and make sure I had some candy.
03:15:32
Now I have a whole shitload of candy left, which my wife was like.
03:15:36
You knew you were going to have a bunch of candy left.
03:15:38
She's right.
03:15:44
Are you close, guy?
03:15:45
I'm going to play this video. Why you? Why you find it? We want.
03:15:48
This is not the last video.
03:15:49
Oh, wait. We're getting closer.
03:15:52
That looks more like the,
03:15:55
That looks more like the child killer.
03:15:57
Looks more like the child did earlier than Gary. What a dude.
03:15:59
That is the greatest part
03:16:01
I never thought of putting with just my fingers to show that I go,
03:16:06
oh, got the extension.
03:16:08
He waits a second and then put.
03:16:15
You know what?
03:16:16
I will admit that all that.
03:16:17
You got to play it one more time.
03:16:20
Got the shot.
03:16:21
The shot looked like shit.
03:16:23
The volcano looked like shit.
03:16:25
The celebration with the arms up
03:16:28
after he made the pot was spot on.
03:16:30
Dude, it looked like every disc golfer I've ever seen make a putt.
03:16:33
He turns around to the camera, puts his arms up perfectly.
03:16:37
Every disc golfer does that.
03:16:40
He made it.
03:16:42
I threw a piece of plastic against a piece of metal.
03:16:47
He missed.
03:16:49
It's right there, dude.
03:16:51
You're not going after that disc
03:16:53
either. Yep.
03:17:04
Not everybody has disc golf chain sounds on their soundboard, but I do.
03:17:08
I even have a Rimmer.
03:17:15
Did you find these or did you have it make them?
03:17:18
I had to make him bald.
03:17:20
Guy with glasses in a lab coat bone.
03:17:22
Disc golf in a volcano with children. Nice.
03:17:25
Why is he with children? Why is the volcano?
03:17:28
Because I wanted the thing closest to hell as I could.
03:17:31
And I knew volcano was a nice, happy
03:17:34
like.
03:17:37
Volcano was a nice, happy.
03:17:38
What place to place to die,
03:17:43
first of all.
03:17:43
Okay, I'm not being racist, but look at all Asian kid tennis shoes.
03:17:48
Asian kid tennis shoes, black kid.
03:17:53
Fucking flip flops.
03:17:54
I said you deal with dude.
03:17:56
I'm sorry.
03:17:56
Black parent is black parent of the child in the yellow hoodie.
03:18:00
You don't wear fucking flip flops to a volcano.
03:18:03
They're flip of.
03:18:05
Yeah, she.
03:18:06
But I said white kids got fucking talk about privilege.
03:18:09
The white kids got like, fucking work boots on.
03:18:11
The Asian kids have tennis shoes and the black, wonderful little black girl has.
03:18:17
They don't even look like sandals.
03:18:18
Do they look like flip flops
03:18:20
or, you know, like black girl girls going to grow up to be the hotter one?
03:18:24
Yeah, but this is weird because, her feet are on fire.
03:18:27
It just knows that when I say I don't say a heel, but all the white man, I just say
03:18:31
a bald man with glasses in a lab coat, with a goat with a gray beard.
03:18:35
So grok is cool enough that I can say, go.
03:18:38
Great fladge rant host.
03:18:40
And it'll actually find Ramsey's isn't it?
03:18:42
No, I was like a little bit about it and it'll
03:18:45
grab some images and photos from their show.
03:18:49
Once I get all the transcripts installed into it, it'll be much easier.
03:19:11
Keeps me
03:19:14
just.
03:19:17
Because keep pictures.
03:19:22
Thank you. And.
03:19:30
We've been cooking for you.
03:19:39
Cheers cheers.
03:19:43
Got the party.
03:19:45
I on the special beach.
03:19:50
We got a punch.
03:19:51
Which I just got some clips of.
03:19:56
Fucking my
03:19:59
back.
03:20:00
And I'm waiting for.
03:20:03
I'm going to tell you something.
03:20:05
They need a little.
03:20:06
They go make a.
03:20:10
Jacuzzi to blow up the Jacuzzi.
03:20:12
They want to do fishing, which is.
03:20:25
I don't want you trying to fuck around.
03:20:27
You couldn't they before me?
03:20:37
Good evening, friends of legends.
03:20:42
I played that already.
03:20:49
What is this video I see that says Whitmer doesn't hammer.
03:20:51
Did Whitmer go on that, or is it I did Whitmer go on that economic show?
03:20:56
I forgot his first name.
03:20:59
Whitmer does hammer.
03:21:04
Get the fuck out of here.
03:21:10
What?
03:21:11
This is real.
03:21:22
Oh, get out there, bro.
03:21:24
That's a state election season, I think.
03:21:26
One federal election for a special congressional run here in Texas.
03:21:29
Just make sure you get out there and vote. Enjoy the episode.
03:21:32
You got to use tariffs like a scalpel, not a sledgehammer to everything.
03:21:35
Political talking point. I've never heard one of those in person.
03:21:38
That's wild food stamps, let's say, or food assistance.
03:21:41
Have we set up our systems in a way toward in Michigan?
03:21:44
I think we should be going out there checking us out.
03:21:46
Contributors.
03:21:47
You know, this is the part of the show where I usually go through the spending
03:21:50
and it's like, we got some boxes in there.
03:21:52
I got some fucking taquitos, heated bowl.
03:21:54
This is an hour and 12 minutes.
03:21:56
They're going to actually audit Michigan.
03:21:58
And dude, have you ever seen Caleb Hammer show?
03:22:00
It's incredible.
03:22:01
He picks stupid people with their money.
03:22:04
I know he probably cherry picks.
03:22:05
I'm sure there's people
03:22:06
that actually are pretty reasonable, but they're usually pretty stupid.
03:22:11
Or I wonder if he's a shill
03:22:12
and he's going to just make Michigan sound incredible on.
03:22:14
Oh, we fixed all the roads.
03:22:16
Should we get into it now or is it too late?
03:22:18
We should save it for next week.
03:22:23
And the gas station.
03:22:24
Get yourself some balls off political extremism.
03:22:27
It's scary.
03:22:27
What do you think is going on with political extremism right now?
03:22:31
And how would you solve it if your blood got then moved down? Said
03:22:35
sign up for the noon approved dollar wise budgeting app.
03:22:38
Pick the free trial and if you know who's going to vote tomorrow.
03:22:40
Got opinions?
03:22:41
Right now, I'm not going to pay attention any of that.
03:22:44
No money for what you do.
03:22:46
Well, thing you do is important. Yeah, well thank you.
03:22:49
I really do appreciate that.
03:22:50
And yes, and when it comes to actually
03:22:51
like extremism and divisiveness, I would love to hear your opinion on that.
03:22:55
You know, towards the end.
03:22:57
But, you know, I'd love to start with kind of Michigan finances in general,
03:23:01
just kind of what the state looks like.
03:23:02
Then do some Michigan policies and then some national ones, because,
03:23:06
you know, at some point National might be involved
03:23:10
in this conversation with you, but we'll see.
03:23:13
I want to start, though.
03:23:14
So Michigan, 10th most populous state, pretty big economy.
03:23:18
You know, it is a major state.
03:23:19
It's an important state in the world of politics.
03:23:21
You know, it's gone.
03:23:22
Trump twice and an anti-Trump once, right.
03:23:25
Yeah. For it went Biden.
03:23:26
So you know, it's very important.
03:23:28
We were discussing beforehand you don't like the term rustbelt
03:23:31
because it feels like it's done.
03:23:32
But, you know, that's a very important like mega region, United States,
03:23:35
you know, the Midwest, it's the most populous megalopolis.
03:23:39
So it's very important and kind of how states are doing there
03:23:45
and how they're running their economies, how their economies are doing,
03:23:48
how the state governments are overall working,
03:23:51
I think kind of sets a precedent for how many others different country.
03:23:54
Yeah. So I want to know first and we'll get into some numbers.
03:23:56
But when you look at the state budget, when you sign a budget into law,
03:23:58
when you advocate for certain things, what are some of the primary things
03:24:00
I think of when it comes to revenue collection,
03:24:01
when it comes to where we're distributing revenue, what are key priorities for you?
03:24:04
What are we hyper focus on?
03:24:05
So when we think about the way that anyone can come to Michigan
03:24:07
and all the life they want, that's really the North Star.
03:24:08
That is who we are.
03:24:09
You know, people came to Michigan
03:24:10
from around the world for a job in the auto industry.
03:24:12
Why does she say she's from Minnesota?
03:24:14
Michigan doesn't talk like
03:24:17
anyway.
03:24:18
You know, people can run across Michigan
03:24:19
to get into the middle class and get a job on line.
03:24:21
You don't even have to go to.
03:24:21
And it's going beyond high school, and you could get a middle class on the lake.
03:24:24
I mean, it was a great way to get such rich diversity.
03:24:27
It's why we've been the center of back into nursing homes.
03:24:30
When they had Covid,
03:24:32
her husband and it was a boat
03:24:35
manufacturing for a long time.
03:24:36
And it's a great story, but we know manufacturing is changing, right?
03:24:38
The whole world is changing rapidly.
03:24:39
And so we think about making sure that Michigan State's competitive
03:24:41
so that we've got the the resources to invest in our people,
03:24:43
making sure that we got the skill sets that are necessary to advance advanced
03:24:45
manufacturing jobs, jobs, obviously, just like her,
03:24:47
we're investing in campaign speech.
03:24:48
Be more in favor of something that's a bit more protectionist.
03:24:51
We got I know you got to be like, smart, right?
03:24:53
You gotta used tear off like a scalpel, not a hammer
03:24:54
is not the answer to everything political talk about.
03:24:56
I never heard one of those.
03:24:57
While that's why it's true.
03:24:58
I mean, you've got to be really thoughtful about tears. Have their place, for sure.
03:25:00
It always had, you know, some sort of a terror scheme.
03:25:02
Because we can compete.
03:25:03
We can outcompete anyone on a level playing field.
03:25:04
But there are lot of countries that are playing on a level. Yes.
03:25:05
We can't pay for price.
03:25:07
Yeah.
03:25:07
Price of labor is substantially it's more expensive
03:25:08
than when you look at when you look at efficiency.
03:25:11
Yes, we can't, but we can't have a level playing field
03:25:12
and because of so many decisions that he did not agree,
03:25:15
we know he definitely did not agree with that.
03:25:17
Our industry relies on parts that are going back and forth
03:25:19
over the Ambassador Bridge in Detroit to Windsor, Canada,
03:25:21
7 or 8 times a day for for parts.
03:25:23
I mean, this trade is really important.
03:25:24
We built it and Trump negotiated the Usmca or whatever you wanna call it,
03:25:27
which country you're in.
03:25:28
They all call it something different because they want our country to. First.
03:25:30
I totally whole heart YMCA
03:25:32
as much manufacturing to the shores of the United States.
03:25:34
By the same token,
03:25:35
very sorry about who our allies are and who's really been a part of our
03:25:37
our growth and what we've required. Manufacturing over line.
03:25:39
You can't set up a plant overnight.
03:25:41
It takes years.
03:25:41
These companies make decades and investments decades on the front end.
03:25:44
And so it's manufacturing is different
03:25:45
than almost any other type of commerce that we have.
03:25:47
And that's why it needs to be used as a scalpel, not a sledgehammer.
03:25:49
You know, that certainly makes sense for the perspective of, you know, whatever
03:25:52
political party we're leaning from and everything like that.
03:25:53
I will say, I just wanna start out of the gate from my audience.
03:25:55
Even the old people on like, the far left call me fashion stuff.
03:25:57
We were even talking about this before, like I took out of
03:25:59
just pure curiosity when people putting in political camps, political, task.
03:26:01
Like, we could go aggressively, boringly, but obnoxiously centrist like that.
03:26:04
Fancy. That fence is going right in front of my mouth.
03:26:06
It is brutal.
03:26:07
I apologize, governor, it's a visual thing.
03:26:08
Yeah, I'm a noxious fence hitter.
03:26:10
You know, one of the more controversial,
03:26:12
not controversial things, but because you talk about,
03:26:13
you know, a plant doesn't get set up overnight, right? Yeah.
03:26:16
You've done a lot of research, a lot there. You know, this is exciting.
03:26:18
You know, a part of the way I think that kind of comes
03:26:19
out of the state could be the five spending.
03:26:21
But what we're talking like the Blue Oval
03:26:23
Battery Park, that incentive package was cut from 1.0 $3,000,000,409 million.
03:26:27
You know, and if we think about plants being set up,
03:26:28
you know, this one, the more controversial things
03:26:29
that was done from the state government perspective
03:26:31
and that was projected jobs and 2517 hundred,
03:26:34
and then the state, the $700 million grant tied to lighting reductions there.
03:26:37
And then there was the make it in Michigan, you know, $1 billion
03:26:40
on, five EV battery related projects, a pledge there.
03:26:43
You know, we're we're choosing to put the money that other people are making.
03:26:47
And then we're kind of reducing
03:26:48
some of the incentive packages we're doing in certain plants.
03:26:50
And like you said, it's an overnight thing.
03:26:51
When they get in there, you know what?
03:26:52
What's your thoughts on that in terms of where we're putting the money
03:26:54
to help businesses actually relocate to other states
03:26:56
when we're kind of flashing lights?
03:26:57
I know it's gonna go into at five EV battery plants.
03:26:58
I loved theory, perspective.
03:26:59
I think when you talk about autos, you know,
03:27:00
there's no question that the technology is changing
03:27:02
and evolving and we're getting smarter, we're getting cleaner.
03:27:04
That's a good thing.
03:27:05
Right now under the Biden administration, they had a lot of incentives.
03:27:07
And they we saw a huge amount of investment.
03:27:09
I mean, contemplated or begun in this country
03:27:10
during the demonstration of the Drug administration.
03:27:12
A lot things are getting pulled back and businesses nervous, right?
03:27:14
You know, as well as I know when there is an uncertain,
03:27:16
you know, strategy, when the rules keep changing, what happens when uncertainty,
03:27:20
you pull back, you wait to see is what's going to settle.
03:27:22
And we're going to make these billions of dollars of investments.
03:27:24
And so one of the things we know, though, as as more electric vehicles come on
03:27:27
and every state taxes it and, you know, operates
03:27:30
budgets based on whatever taxes are concerned
03:27:32
about the receipts, taxes also help fund our schools.
03:27:34
Our sales taxes are lower than they are here in Texas.
03:27:35
So we don't have to make up what the difference is. Right?
03:27:37
Like there are legislatures and governors pass up slightly different things.
03:27:40
So we also have our proposals at least my county.
03:27:44
You gotta recognize that sin taxes are always easiest taxes for people
03:27:47
all over the US.
03:27:48
There's why we see them continuing
03:27:49
to fund things like schools and everything else in state governments.
03:27:51
So many laws are to schools and cities asking for more money.
03:27:55
And yet,
03:27:56
I think that's one piece of of the education budget,
03:27:58
but by large numbers it's $0.02 out of our sales tax cost our schools.
03:28:01
Yeah. Okay.
03:28:02
And then as we continue there, the school stabilization fund is $1.3 billion.
03:28:06
So, I mean, the overall school funding tends to look relatively healthy.
03:28:08
You know, about the new lead tax, right?
03:28:11
It starts in Michigan on January, July.
03:28:13
What's the first month of the year?
03:28:16
January, January 1st.
03:28:19
It's the tax.
03:28:20
We're basically equals 51% because they're taxing what they already taxed.
03:28:25
Currently it's a 6% sales tax
03:28:28
at 10% marijuana tax, which is 16%.
03:28:31
But that 16% is then added answer at like 116%.
03:28:36
And then they're taxed at 116%, which
03:28:40
I think they're taxing 24 or 32% more,
03:28:44
which when you add them up equals
03:28:46
51. I know I may have not said
03:28:49
the right numbers, but it equals 51% in tax.
03:28:53
That's more tax.
03:28:55
That's that's more than half of what we're paying.
03:28:58
Just going in taxes.
03:29:01
I'm not sure what they're trying to make all that money
03:29:03
for a little cheaper than, than the streets.
03:29:07
Right.
03:29:09
Especially when the streets are.
03:29:11
There's going to anyway.
03:29:12
And so 1.3 stabilization and of one seven 7 million.
03:29:14
But 4.46 is restricted in education. It's the only one not going in to happen.
03:29:17
Right, right. Well we just why did they fly through that.
03:29:20
That's the only thing that that I cared about so far for six.
03:29:22
And he showed it on the screen for a fucking second.
03:29:25
1.3 billion is dedicated to school aid stabilization fund.
03:29:29
The only thing that I know and that we're recognizing that
03:29:31
sentence is school, which makes me think it's something smart.
03:29:35
But Aid Stabilization Fund sounds like bullshit means.
03:29:39
But a half a billion is dedicated to counter
03:29:44
cyclical reserve.
03:29:46
What the fuck am I reading?
03:29:49
I know I'm pretty stupid, but
03:29:52
Gary, what's a counter cyclical reserve?
03:29:57
I understand reserve as in, like, hold on to it.
03:30:00
Save it for a rainy day.
03:30:01
4.6 billion is restricted
03:30:04
for lower for basic education.
03:30:09
We just read that as a countercyclical capital buffer is an addition to a bank's
03:30:14
capital requirement that is increased during periods of financial systems
03:30:18
stress and lower during periods of stability.
03:30:21
This micro produtos this tool is designed to strengthen
03:30:26
the banking sector, is relying is power required.
03:30:29
So this is what I said.
03:30:31
It's a rainy day fund.
03:30:34
Basically we're allowed to put it away and invest in it
03:30:37
and let a whole bunch of people basically rape it and steal from it.
03:30:40
As long as we can put it back before we need it.
03:30:43
That's the way I read it.
03:30:47
Outside, it's a little weird that I came back here, that I get to do whatever.
03:30:49
Well, that was a bit weird, I'll be honest.
03:30:51
I remember what what the temperature was here.
03:30:52
You can walk around outside it, right?
03:30:54
But if I could, in winter, we're all inside and breathing on each other.
03:30:57
But if I was allowed to be inside, outside, like inside
03:30:59
because you were inside. Outside.
03:31:00
Oh, wait, he just asked the.
03:31:02
He just ask her about the fucking lockdowns.
03:31:05
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
03:31:06
I have to.
03:31:09
Go in.
03:31:09
And it happened, right?
03:31:10
Right.
03:31:10
Well, we just created that unless we are stabilization plan
03:31:12
because I know it's important.
03:31:13
They've got like a savings on in case some unforeseen thing happens.
03:31:15
And God only knows. Right? Like the last seven years, they've taught me anything.
03:31:18
God only knows. What does she mean by that?
03:31:19
Anticipated.
03:31:20
So we got a question for the rest of there's actually.
03:31:24
So Charlie, I was just talking about this.
03:31:25
The stabilization fund is because they stopped paying pensions.
03:31:32
So they were able
03:31:33
to recoup a bunch of money and they put it in the stabilization fund.
03:31:36
And so they've been. Yeah.
03:31:39
But, you know, one of the great one for schools
03:31:40
because I think it's important that we've got additional resources.
03:31:42
So and that's why there's a good chance that there's a good chance.
03:31:45
Yeah. It's only going to cover.
03:31:47
Oh no.
03:31:47
That was a little I'll be honest
03:31:49
I was annoyed when I came home for Christmas two years in a row.
03:31:51
Like we had to eat outside, but we were in,
03:31:53
I don't know, hammers from Michigan is a little weird.
03:31:56
I came back here and I get to do whatever.
03:31:57
Well, no, that was a bit weird.
03:31:58
I mean, he looks like he's from Michigan,
03:31:59
but the temperature was I should to put two and two together. Right.
03:32:01
But if I could.
03:32:02
Michigan winter, we're all inside and breathing on each other.
03:32:04
What if I was? I'd be inside, outside? Why can't I just be inside? Inside?
03:32:06
Because you were inside. Outside with just your your small group of people.
03:32:09
Conservatism, brother.
03:32:10
Listen, people. None of us wants to go back and relive that.
03:32:12
Oh, yes we do.
03:32:14
I'll accept that. I just want to be a little bit older.
03:32:15
I'm sure it was cold. You like the people, don't.
03:32:17
You? Tried to eat us, you fucking bitch.
03:32:19
And now you're just like, no, let's just.
03:32:21
Can we just let bygones be bygones?
03:32:23
No fucking way, dude,
03:32:27
you tried to eat us.
03:32:29
You want us to run for president?
03:32:31
Dude, they wanted
03:32:33
no, fuck her, man.
03:32:35
Fuck that.
03:32:36
But why?
03:32:37
It's so cold.
03:32:38
What are we doing?
03:32:39
Like your blood got them moving outside.
03:32:41
Well, now I hate the summer, so, you know, I do.
03:32:43
I yeah, I'd like to get a place out there again.
03:32:45
Got like, at some point three times a week.
03:32:47
I used to think razor burns were just the cost of shaving, like irritation.
03:32:49
And, you know,
03:32:50
you were taking the beginning, but they should probably do me a favor
03:32:52
because I think more people were open to hearing me out, and that's all I want.
03:32:56
But can you beat Gavin Newsom in Michigan? Yeah.
03:32:58
Okay. Anyone? Yeah. I'm not one of the percentages.
03:33:02
I wouldn't count on them 4.5 to 4.25.
03:33:04
There is. She's assuming she's going to carry Michigan's type system.
03:33:06
I think a lot people forget in this country
03:33:07
you think about how many Western countries our income tax system is.
03:33:10
Actually I don't think I would
03:33:11
I've never campaigned against somebody, but I think I would be like
03:33:13
I usually value out of taxes that's going to pay the bills. Right.
03:33:15
And that tends to hurt everyone where we tend to be more progressive,
03:33:18
where, the top 1% this country pays, I believe it's 30%.
03:33:20
All income tax is 50% pay 40% or 98% of all income taxes 50%.
03:33:24
So we have this where, you know, the taxes back up.
03:33:25
But the state of Michigan, you know, is handing more money up.
03:33:28
So there's a thing a worker with no kids make $15,000 a government, I get $600.
03:33:31
There was a massive 6% Michigan, but now we're going up to 30%.
03:33:34
So the earned income tax credit, that's what that is.
03:33:35
Working class tax credit is what we're calling it now.
03:33:36
But it was really the earned income tax credit.
03:33:38
And this has been around for decades.
03:33:39
A lot of states offer the ITC, to draw down federal dollars
03:33:42
for people that are working full time but can't make ends meet.
03:33:44
You know, like a lot of people you have on your own, right, you've got people
03:33:45
who are working $15 an hour jobs cannot, you know, cannot make it doing that.
03:33:49
And so this incentivizes full time work by giving people
03:33:52
some additional tax relief disproportionately.
03:33:54
It's like over 50% supports people who aren't qualified.
03:33:56
It's like none of it compounding benefit.
03:33:58
Yeah a single parent with two kids making $20,000 able to get $6,800.
03:34:01
And now, you know, you get that 30% match for Michigan.
03:34:04
Now, technically, you know, this is a form of redistribution.
03:34:06
You know, maybe it's the good heart.
03:34:07
Do you think at the end of the day, it is overall
03:34:08
beneficial to the economy in terms of the way
03:34:10
we're looking for our economic future to be great and managed well?
03:34:12
I think government at the end of the day, is really about
03:34:14
making sure that every one of us can be safe, right?
03:34:16
Like that's the most basic of government's job is to keep people safe,
03:34:19
but also to create the conditions where every person can can thrive.
03:34:21
Right?
03:34:23
What?
03:34:23
No, man.
03:34:24
It's your own responsibility to keep yourself safe,
03:34:27
to create a economy that business people can have the workforce that they need.
03:34:29
I mean, it's all about if you choose
03:34:31
to use the government to help, but that's not there.
03:34:34
No, they have no obligation.
03:34:35
A policeman never has to act.
03:34:37
It's up to them. It's subjective.
03:34:39
They have no obligation to protect you.
03:34:41
Whatever you just said.
03:34:42
Wait, I have a button for that.
03:34:48
Everything that guy just says.
03:34:50
Bullshit. Thank you.
03:34:53
But are our priorities.
03:34:54
And how do we make sure that all, all boats rise?
03:34:56
You know, a rising tide lifts all boats.
03:34:58
I mean, I think that that's the philosophy I've always, Look at.
03:35:00
She's one step away from, Kamala Harris with her
03:35:03
fucking colloquial willy nilly isms or my my grandpa,
03:35:09
allegedly broken clock is try it wrong.
03:35:12
Try it more. Twice and three times. Yeah.
03:35:15
Wrong all the time,
03:35:17
actually.
03:35:18
Allegedly.
03:35:20
Her nickname was stretching.
03:35:22
Gretchen, and she, liked it in the.
03:35:25
But apparently in high school, rumor has it allegedly.
03:35:30
Allegedly, allegedly.
03:35:31
That's ignoring and where the sun don't go.
03:35:38
And all of these policies and yeah I think that it's important
03:35:41
have to be
03:35:41
I think it's important to understand some of the shortcomings of past policies
03:35:45
and look to what others are doing and see. Can we make it better?
03:35:47
I mean, one of the things that we've done is really invest in our workforce,
03:35:50
bring down the cost of higher education,
03:35:51
bringing down the cost of getting into a trade school.
03:35:53
There was something called the Tennessee Reconnect.
03:35:54
We, you know, borrow that idea made it our own.
03:35:56
And we got the Michigan reconnect to help people 25 and go back to school.
03:35:58
And yeah, you know, it's a I looked into that.
03:36:02
I would love to go.
03:36:04
I thought maybe, just maybe I could have the, the state
03:36:08
help me with all my white privilege
03:36:10
to update some of my computer certs,
03:36:14
but I still have to pay all that seal.
03:36:15
The only thing they do which is free, by the way,
03:36:17
because I can study completely on my own.
03:36:18
You don't need a class, you can just go take the test.
03:36:21
So I thought maybe, just maybe, I would take some business classes
03:36:24
to help me run my my business a little better.
03:36:26
But I still have the tech.
03:36:27
Like the only thing they take away
03:36:29
is the tuition, which for community college is very insignificant.
03:36:33
Like, you know, like tens of dollars.
03:36:34
Sometimes what you do have to pay for still is lab fees and books,
03:36:39
which are hundreds of dollars.
03:36:40
So what they're giving you
03:36:41
basically is like a 10% off coupon at fucking Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.
03:36:45
So you're still going to pay fucking $300 for your $400 steak?
03:36:49
I don't think people can afford the Rick in Michigan reconnect.
03:36:52
There's going to be a lot of people that probably made it work somehow.
03:36:55
Maybe if you there's no lab fees or no books in a class, maybe it's good for you.
03:37:00
But I think that's a lot of show
03:37:02
smoke and mirrors and no go home Michigan.
03:37:06
They they claim that they're paying all your tuition.
03:37:12
Which I mean, they are, but that's not all your cost.
03:37:14
That was my point.
03:37:20
Oh, I think he just tried to hurt
03:37:21
that little girl.
03:37:26
You know, that's probably sound too.
03:37:29
There's no sound.
03:37:31
No, we can't hear what I'm hearing. It.
03:37:35
It's really not that important.
03:37:36
Probably just volcano. Sounds like
03:37:38
it's the guy saying stuff to the kids, and that's about it.
03:37:44
As he's saying, go get my desk.
03:37:45
Hurry!
03:37:46
If you run real fast, it put the chain of sound effect in there.
03:37:49
But I had to, like I can tell it like to know the desk needs to go in the basket.
03:37:54
Yeah.
03:37:54
So what you what you're doing is you're learning.
03:37:57
I prompting some of it makes no sense,
03:38:00
but it doesn't matter, because whatever works.
03:38:04
But so what I found too, is a lot of times because you already have
03:38:07
the power in the tool as a human being,
03:38:09
I've spent like, I don't know how long I spent trying to get this one thing.
03:38:12
And I was like, wait a minute, I have shortcut, which is like free Adobe.
03:38:16
And I did it like I just I'm like old school.
03:38:18
Just I pull the video that I had and fixed it, and I was like, there we go.
03:38:21
So you can always just add the chain. So.
03:38:31
Yeah,
03:38:32
I'm, I send them to the main head, but for some reason it was fucking up.
03:38:36
It was too good
03:38:39
because when I phones, that won't do it cleanly.
03:38:50
It's my iPhone.
03:38:53
See? It?
03:38:54
Love it.
03:38:56
I hate it, so you can't even look at it.
03:38:59
Oh, I just made a noise.
03:39:00
Did you just text something?
03:39:02
That's pretty weird.
03:39:03
I think it's because I was doing all.
03:39:10
Well, go out.
03:39:11
Vote. Definitely go out and vote.
03:39:13
I was looking through Oakland County, and it seems like everything is either
03:39:18
just millage after bond after millage after bond,
03:39:21
which means schools and,
03:39:29
Schools and cities are asking for money.
03:39:31
I'm trying to see there's nothing directly in my area, which is good.
03:39:36
I'm checking for links as I'm talking.
03:39:38
I assume they're there because there's a lot of fucking whistling.
03:39:42
Nope.
03:39:42
I don't see any links.
03:39:43
I don't know what my phone was doing over clip Brady.
03:39:52
Yeah, that's the wrong one.
03:39:53
I can't do anything from that link.
03:39:57
You guys sent them to the show.
03:39:58
You sent them to me and Gary, but not the show.
03:40:04
It's.
03:40:05
That's all right.
03:40:08
Save them.
03:40:10
So we will. We.
03:40:16
I want to get to the,
03:40:22
Student loans.
03:40:25
Sorry.
03:40:26
I was going to tell people,
03:40:28
the, you know, when I went to college, way back in my day,
03:40:31
when I was in college, the state picked up about 75%
03:40:33
my tuition and my family and I had to come up with the 25% rate.
03:40:35
And nowadays it's the exact opposite. So we have shifted.
03:40:37
We as a society have said it's
03:40:38
not all of our interest that we have an educated population.
03:40:40
It's on you if you were going to pursue that.
03:40:41
And so state picks up 25%, the individual is up 70%.
03:40:44
More and more on credit cards more and more. And so
03:40:49
now what is the solution?
03:40:50
I think there's a lot of debate, and I don't think there's any, solution
03:40:52
that I can't share.
03:40:53
You can't download it.
03:40:54
I mean, you're someone that this,
03:40:56
you know, you're closer to the generation we're talking about.
03:40:57
This hearing all this debt, your amount of debt that you acquired.
03:41:00
What do you think the solution is?
03:41:01
Because.
03:41:01
Well, I think the one thing that, you know, the kind of angry about this,
03:41:05
trust me,
03:41:05
right wing government in particular, thanks to, you know,
03:41:07
you're just like, wait,
03:41:07
so we're going to talk about things that are interesting, but,
03:41:10
they got upset that there are limits on the actual borrowing limits.
03:41:12
You talked about 75% used to be paid for by the state, now 25%.
03:41:14
That's on the individual.
03:41:15
Well, a lot of the times on the left, we seen borrowing infinite amount of money
03:41:17
to go to college. No caps.
03:41:19
Why wouldn't the colleges just continue to raise how much it cost to go there?
03:41:21
If you can borrow whatever, if one goes up, the other is going to go up.
03:41:23
So setting these caps
03:41:24
should hopefully at least discourage like they have to have people
03:41:27
in classrooms, right? Yeah, they have to.
03:41:29
And if people can't borrow some time other they won't be able to go.
03:41:30
My hope is that would hopefully, you know, restrict
03:41:33
the endless increase of administrators and everything.
03:41:35
I just think that I'll just do it now.
03:41:36
Unfortunately for students, they make cash and that's an easy replacement.
03:41:39
In other areas. People just go borrow from the pipes of the ones.
03:41:41
So but I think what was confusing to me is like the solution.
03:41:44
I had heard a solution on the left
03:41:45
rather than just keep raising why people can borrow forever.
03:41:47
And of course, the schools are always going to just say, well,
03:41:48
can I have more money than you can borrow more?
03:41:49
Did you, when Biden supported, you know, had his riding off that, plan to do,
03:41:53
but how did that hit you?
03:41:55
I wouldn't have qualified at that time.
03:41:56
Actually, I think, I mean, I done my previous year tax return.
03:41:58
I would call for a smaller forgiveness.
03:41:59
Now I'll take free money. You know, I think free money wasn't a solution.
03:42:02
There was nothing like permanent.
03:42:03
And I was just like group of people in school.
03:42:04
But help anyone in the future because it didn't address the issue.
03:42:06
Right. It was interesting to me.
03:42:07
It was I talked to people in Michigan,
03:42:08
you know, people who did take out that had paid it off, who were so like,
03:42:11
you know, salty about the fact
03:42:12
that someone else who hadn't paid off their debt could get it written off.
03:42:16
And. Yeah, interesting.
03:42:17
I just, I yeah,
03:42:18
I was sort of a challenge to figure out what the equitable solution is
03:42:20
because we know when people caring that for their whole lives.
03:42:22
No, but letting people borrow limited amount
03:42:23
because think my, you know, Michigan high school Dumbo.
03:42:26
What's up. Every administrator about any amount. Yeah.
03:42:28
Why does anybody owe you money?
03:42:30
They're not gonna transit. Does anybody owe you money?
03:42:32
A few people owe me a little bit of money here and there.
03:42:35
Yeah,
03:42:37
it counts like, I.
03:42:38
I'm. I'm counting on that. Some people are paying me in payments.
03:42:41
Some people pay me, you know, monthly, yearly, annually.
03:42:44
If I were just to say I.
03:42:45
Everything I'm going to do now is free.
03:42:49
I don't debt forgiveness.
03:42:50
What about the people that
03:42:53
that money is.
03:42:54
I just doesn't make sense.
03:42:57
Here's the thing too, is state schools should not have tuition.
03:43:00
They should be free.
03:43:02
I know that that the quality would drop, but at least it would be,
03:43:05
you know, like community college should be free.
03:43:07
At least community college
03:43:09
if they instead of doing debt forgiveness, let's just start now by not making them
03:43:13
have to borrow $30,000 a semester and then end up being in debt,
03:43:17
you know, up to 300,000 by the time they go to five years of school.
03:43:21
I know that doesn't that I didn't take math, obviously,
03:43:24
but with interest, your 30,000 becomes a lot more.
03:43:30
I know a whole bunch of people are like most student loans are interest
03:43:32
free, whatever.
03:43:34
A lot of them aren't.
03:43:35
Fannie Mae.
03:43:37
A lot of the state
03:43:39
subsidized ones are complete rip
03:43:41
offs, but naive kids get trapped into it.
03:43:44
And then once you're halfway there and you're smart enough to realize, oh,
03:43:47
this is a mistake, you're halfway in and you might as well try and finish.
03:43:49
That's at least your best hope, because then you won't get a ceiling of a
03:43:52
no college education, employment.
03:43:57
But I know a lot of the people
03:43:58
that were going to school with my children who are at college age,
03:44:03
almost all of them have somehow, one way or another, dropped out and started
03:44:06
working for way more money than they were planning on getting through their field.
03:44:11
It's kind of sad.
03:44:14
Try to find the elections in an armada
03:44:17
and it says what changes to expect in voting in 2024?
03:44:20
Come on Armada.
03:44:23
I don't know why I'm not sharing it.
03:44:24
That'd be funnier.
03:44:27
Townships and departments I'm in Armada Township gov.
03:44:29
I thought maybe I could get a insight on what's happening.
03:44:34
It wants to let us know what changes are expected
03:44:38
when voting in 2024.
03:44:48
What the fuck is that?
03:44:56
A quick update, actually, since you reminded me
03:44:59
current job positions at Armada Row Beer, they're still looking for a mold setter.
03:45:04
Still looking for somebody in the finishing department,
03:45:06
mixing the farm, whatever it is, and still looking for a press operator.
03:45:12
They are hurt.
03:45:12
And they filled that.
03:45:13
That, the shipping position.
03:45:16
But it's been quite a while since we checked in, and it's kind of sad that,
03:45:20
they have not been able to replace
03:45:23
the flag
03:45:26
as their press operator.
03:45:28
No one will take the job.
03:45:30
No, 16 an hour.
03:45:32
We try to do it here.
03:45:33
It didn't work out.
03:45:40
That kind of worked out.
03:45:44
It works both ways.
03:45:45
Great.
03:45:46
You guys, I'm getting him.
03:45:48
Gary!
03:45:49
Screw you guys. Hey,
03:45:52
you go both ways.
03:45:55
I've never gone both ways.
03:45:57
I turn right or left, but I've never
03:46:01
bought the bird.
03:46:03
Now, that's one specific way.
03:46:05
It's a different way.
03:46:08
But my penis was still in her vagina.
03:46:10
To be clear, I need to be clear about that. You.
03:46:13
You understand? You understand that, right?
03:46:16
Nothing wasn't either.
03:46:17
You know, I went to this place called Queer Hollow.
03:46:22
They have.
03:46:22
Disco is pretty cool.
03:46:24
It was called Queer Hollow by all the locals.
03:46:31
I would go to Queer Hollow.
03:46:33
Oh, you said it was.
03:46:35
Every time you were talking.
03:46:36
I was going to Queer Hollow.
03:46:40
It really was.
03:46:44
You're muted.
03:46:47
I said, we need a topic for next week.
03:46:49
How about each?
03:46:55
Kids are not welcome on these premises.
03:47:00
I like you that this sad.
03:47:02
And you do that noise.
03:47:03
You got that noise?
03:47:08
Okay, let's raid the,
03:47:12
We are on the front page.
03:47:13
Of course.
03:47:17
We're just going to raid Connolly.
03:47:19
Because I get we need we need five more followers to reach 100.
03:47:23
You're doing it because you're fucking.
03:47:26
I'm trying to build followers.
03:47:27
There you go. No. You're leaning. Diego.
03:47:30
No, Leo, because I'm Killian Connolly.
03:47:33
Your fucking bias is showing, bro.
03:47:35
Absolutely. Fair enough.
03:47:36
And I'm part Italian, so.
03:47:41
Nothing is more important than fair races.
03:47:44
Nothing is more important to family.
03:47:47
Now we have one called Eggroll Sneaker to choose that one.
03:47:51
He's, kind of an Asian.
03:47:53
Let's just go
03:47:55
and call ranting monkey.
03:47:58
Cool frog. Cool frog. He. They're the ones that raided us.
03:48:00
We should raid them. We should raid cool frog.
03:48:02
They were.
03:48:02
Oh, see, they're doing premium only, though.
03:48:04
See, that's a problem.
03:48:07
That's the problem.
03:48:08
Cool frog, we were going to raid you.
03:48:11
Fuck!
03:48:12
Do you think you are cool frog?
03:48:14
So when you get 100, you'll see we're going to do premium to.
03:48:17
Yeah, but what is the who?
03:48:18
Like who's.
03:48:20
So we got to stream like 100 hours a month or something.
03:48:23
We're on what we got.
03:48:23
We got I'm going to do a Thursday pinball show.
03:48:25
And then we actually have to do some behind the paywall stuff.
03:48:28
Otherwise they won't pay us.
03:48:30
And then
03:48:31
we're we're Rumble premium creators Rumble Creator Premium.
03:48:34
I'm not sure what it is.
03:48:37
Joey can only exist because of Cool Frog.
03:48:39
Your.
03:48:42
Oh, they just got raided two by Hernandez.
03:48:44
We got a double raid.
03:48:45
There's gonna be a whole bunch of people there.
03:48:46
This is fun. Double room. I'm so fun.
03:48:49
Oh so hard.
03:48:51
I'm going to try and put them on first.
03:48:54
You put them on.
03:48:58
I determine that pro
03:48:59
wrestling fans are good. Oh.
03:49:04
That's a lot of talking.
03:49:10
Is I want some rich fuck
03:49:12
or moderately rich, efficient person who knows how to do this efficiently.
03:49:16
I want to rent ten trailers.
03:49:18
I want to rent ten trailers with 20 people, maybe 24 people I don't know.
03:49:22
And I want to just film two weeks of that reality show of all of us,
03:49:26
all living in like a, like a trailer community and figuring it out.
03:49:29
I want to film that shit,
03:49:30
and I want to make sure we get a couple of couples love,
03:49:32
but I want there to be some fucking cheating
03:49:35
because I know some of these hoes ain't loyal to chick. I.
03:49:38
Joey, I'll be sure to vlog the whole thing.
03:49:40
Oh, he's the only smart one that has a background.
03:49:42
One of those fagots that stands in the middle of Times Square. Yeah.
03:49:45
All right, what is going? Hey, what are you saying?
03:49:47
Joey? Feed all the cows.
03:49:48
Yo yo yo yo.
03:49:49
What's up?
03:49:49
My my fellow in the background with what a filler, right?
03:49:53
Yeah, yeah. You go play he's going on or.
03:49:56
Oh he's got like I'm going to sit on the bench
03:49:58
because I'm not good enough and just watch.
03:49:59
Doesn't believe me that I have to.
03:50:01
But this shit's animal living.
03:50:03
I can touch that.
03:50:04
That tells me that he doesn't have a house.
03:50:06
That's his.
03:50:07
Yeah. We're going to go.
03:50:07
I don't know, this shit's way more like I want more viewers than we do.
03:50:10
I don't get it. You'd have to. If we're going to go out of town.
03:50:13
I would. I would go out for a drink this year.
03:50:15
Nora aka.
03:50:16
No, I'm not saying I drink.
03:50:17
Nora AKA what happened?
03:50:19
What happens there stays there too.
03:50:20
So if you make mistakes this year, we need to check tween me.
03:50:23
And you promise?
03:50:26
I guess the
03:50:28
people in my life need for me to go the list.
03:50:30
I see them.
03:50:31
Do they even pull up the broken even like there are screens?
03:50:36
This is just what he does.
03:50:38
He games like I don't know.
03:50:39
I've been trying to pay attention and try and get into this bro somebody.
03:50:43
But I don't know what it is for a community up with that and the ideas
03:50:47
and the marketing idea.
03:50:48
We always say it again, yeah, Joey, real canola.
03:50:52
Canola is and has never been tried because I like the real canola, isn't there?
03:50:56
But we'll, No, no, no, no, Wendell says real canola ism.
03:50:59
It's a plague, and a communism is never.
03:51:01
We'll get a subscriber from it. Real canola, you know.
03:51:04
It's fine.
03:51:04
I hate on them. They can shit on us. That's fine.
03:51:06
You can get on whatever the fuck I'm.
03:51:08
It's not because I want to do this reality show.
03:51:10
Because I know I'd be the star of it.
03:51:11
I just think with all the really fun.
03:51:15
It's not because I know I'd watch the summer keep going and.
03:51:18
Right, I'm like, this is the.
03:51:20
To me, I think the right needs to do stuff like this.
03:51:22
They need to accept what the world is.
03:51:24
See, I try to operate in the scope with the kids.
03:51:29
I think, you know, you see, with the right wouldn't even accept
03:51:32
know the real authentic media.
03:51:34
The media sledge rants is rated the street sledge rant with the raid.
03:51:37
Thank you for the raid bro.
03:51:37
I wish I could read up to you, but you always seem to end before I do.
03:51:41
I never shut the fuck up.
03:51:42
That's problem.
03:51:44
That's it.
03:51:45
Thank you for the raid.
03:51:45
I got to write this shit down because rumbelows and track it.
03:51:47
Don't even get him, sweetheart, okay? I like this guy.
03:51:51
I like his couch cover.
03:51:52
Every man.
03:51:55
He's got an impressive thing.
03:51:56
A mic, arm and microphone.
03:52:00
I like his whiteboard, I hope.
03:52:01
I think he writes stuff on it.
03:52:02
Maybe I used the whiteboard sort of.
03:52:07
Like his large drinking cup.
03:52:13
I can't hear them now.
03:52:14
Why can't I hear them? What happened to it?
03:52:16
Because they're paused. I don't know.
03:52:17
No, I paused it. I don't know why.
03:52:19
Because the
03:52:20
I did it for Joey.
03:52:23
If I went to these things, this is what would happen. And I just.
03:52:25
I can't do it to my mom. I just can't do that to her.
03:52:28
It's not right.
03:52:29
Can't do that. Why would you get arrested? Who you slinging?
03:52:31
I would, I wouldn't be able to control myself.
03:52:34
Now I know this.
03:52:35
I am very well measured.
03:52:37
And you watch how fast you get arrested.
03:52:39
1130. Here's what I'm going to do.
03:52:40
I'm going to I'm going to make this for 1215
03:52:42
so you can watch this before you watch Tyler's new show tomorrow.
03:52:46
I'm making it at 1215 now. 12.
03:52:48
What I didn't notice about him is he is on all the fucking time in nine minutes.
03:52:51
Okay. So I'll do it at 1230.
03:52:53
Like he's talking about news in the morning, fucking playing
03:52:56
games all day, you know, doing this weird shit.
03:52:59
At no point, no longer a rant.
03:53:01
So you get the full bike lane thing
03:53:03
at 1230, then immediately watch Tyler afterwards.
03:53:07
It's wonderful. Go to Joey. Can only clips.
03:53:09
All right.
03:53:09
Well, next week we're going to do, if you're if you're new to me
03:53:13
and you haven't seen the bike lane rant, we could do,
03:53:16
first things that piss
03:53:17
scratch we could do Itchy and Scratchy, we could do cartoon.
03:53:20
And it was also bustling to fuck bus lanes
03:53:23
we could do was the date as bustling?
03:53:28
We fucking okay, mom?
03:53:29
He's going to make them free.
03:53:31
I already already free. Social.
03:53:33
We could do socialist.
03:53:34
Oh, maybe we should think of something.
03:53:36
Yeah, okay. The fuck?
03:53:37
I'm gonna hit this button now. That doesn't fix anything.
03:53:40
We may have four hours that the prices go up, you know?
03:53:43
Yeah.
03:53:43
So anybody who's left watching, which it looks like there's still a very few.
03:53:47
Right. Please follow through to Joey. Can only.
03:53:50
I'm going to be over there for a little while and try and get a few subscribers.
03:53:53
Followers.
03:53:54
It only goes up. Yeah, yeah, we have that.
03:53:56
We'll see you next week.
03:53:57
Global warming policy.
03:53:59
We have this as above, so below. But we do
03:54:02
where the normies and they're the elites.
03:54:05
They are the stewards of this planet.
03:54:08
I think the real people suffering right now is the gang waiting for you to hop on.
03:54:11
Repo!
03:54:12
All right, all right, you fucking racist.
03:54:15
Get. Get the fuck off! Get out of here! Here, you.