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He. Knew.
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You're there.
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When a man thinks he's a woman,
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you wish his penis was something else.
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He'd play a surgeon,
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turn his dick inside out.
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He hates his chest.
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You can't see it.
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He wanted more of a big silicone band.
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So the breast and the 32 DS now.
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When a man thinks he's a woman
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who spent his very last night
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trying to convince all that he's a she,
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he give up his phone for his car,
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for that matter, on the plane.
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If he thinks that's the way
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it ought to be.
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Cause this man wants to be a woman.
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He never, ever, ever thought
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if he started growing out his hair
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blue,
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trying to going out to your locker room.
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Venus still swinging between his legs.
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When a man thinks he's a woman,
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shave down his Adam's apple.
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If he thinks it makes you more of a she,
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he ain't playing no one for a fool.
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He's the only one who doesn't know
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others eyes can see.
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She's a he.
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When a man thinks
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he's a woman who he wants to.
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Little women, stop
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asking for tampons from my girls. Yes.
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When a man thinks she's a woman
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who they'll never know exactly how it feels.
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Cause maybe, just maybe, not.
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A girl will never say she's a woman
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and never know exactly how it feels to.
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Maybe, just maybe, he's not a girl.
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When a man thinks she's a woman.
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Deep down in his pain.
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He can bring such misery.
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Is they playing us for fools here?
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And pledge round?
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Not just Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern,
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but all the frickin time.
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We're trying to keep it tight.
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But ho ho ho ho ho ho!
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They all whack birds who?
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So let's shot the stone. Who?
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Right.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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Seriously, it's just a scripted fictional comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people, events, or Uncle Dave is purely coincidental
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and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage,
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cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urges
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to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR who will be hearing about this, by the way.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed before a live studio audience.
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And. I never say anything.
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If I don't know anything about a topic.
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Or more accurately, I rarely say much.
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If I know little on a subject.
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Well, well. Really?
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I sometimes say something,
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even if I don't know much about a thing.
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Okay.
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I always speak freely regardless, despite my obvious lack of knowledge.
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Hi, I'm Gary and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today the topic is day, which opens up the opportunity
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to discuss pronouns which would get us in trouble immediately.
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I can't even make the joke.
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I like to, I identify as they them.
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So, I can't even use the the Royal. We,
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But it would make me seem a little bonkers,
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but that's that's actually not the they I'm talking about.
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But you could could refer to me as being them.
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As a matter of fact, I don't
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know that they were talking about when, when people say.
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When I say that's what they want you to think or
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they're out to get you or
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when we refer to this,
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they and we're talking about the powers that be,
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and that is in specific enough to
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not answer the question either.
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So who are we talking about?
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The government
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or a deep state shadow government or the Illuminati?
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The military industrial complex, big oil, big pharma,
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the one percenters, banks, Jews, aliens,
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or the handful of people
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that own a vast majority of the media outlets.
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That's what I kind of want to delve into.
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And that spoiler alert, I'm just going to cut to the chase.
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I don't know.
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I don't know who's at the helm.
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I don't know who's steering the ship.
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I don't know if we're going to crash.
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That, bold prediction the economy will crash this month.
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You heard it. Here first.
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Fladge rants live.
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This November 2025
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will be the biggest economic failure since the Great Depression.
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There you go.
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Mark the the calendar.
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I'm in a freezing cold bar, and I think that's the way
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they intended me to do this.
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I did, incorporate some,
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Heaters that you can't hear.
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So there's a quiet.
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But they already blew a few, so I unplug the fridge
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because I don't think it needs power right now.
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We'll see how this goes.
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Roll the clip.
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Break. Oh.
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Do you.
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Oh, my.
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That's rowdy Roddy Piper. Oh!
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Oh. Thank you.
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I have come here to chew bubble gum
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and kick ass of
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and start a conversation like that.
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And I'm all out of bubble gum. Oh,
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it's a lot of bubble gum.
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Boys.
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Oh, Brady, you're dressed as men in black.
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That.
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Okay, you're you're muted.
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That that's okay.
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I've got notes for a day and a half.
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But we've got so much to get to.
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So many funny clips I I've looked at the private tube
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and we are just load it
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with incredible material today.
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So I kind of wanted to get into it.
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What side where the sun don't go.
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That's not what I talk to you about,
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but that's pretty funny.
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So are we being controlled by our alien overlords?
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I know Brady, for one, welcomes our alien overlords.
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But raw,
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it's pretty crazy, but,
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Jura is pretty crazy.
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I also want to get into, Farouk.
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What's right where the sun don't go.
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But we'll get into that a little later.
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I've got a special guest coming in around midnight,
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and, you can probably guess who it is.
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Brady.
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It's, it's a helicopter accident.
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An accident?
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In case you haven't guessed yet,
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you should know now,
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it's not the kid.
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I wish it was the kid.
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Well, I wish it was the kid.
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In addition.
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And then there's the dog.
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What's the dog? Do it.
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I think I've got a.
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What's the dog doing with the dog? Doing
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so you might as well play that.
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We we do that.
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I want to see what the dog do. It.
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Oh, he's on roller skates.
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I remember the clip now I see a glitch
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with my new.
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Oh, it didn't grab the right title area.
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Whoops. Those are also phone numbers.
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Oh, whoops. Oopsie daisies.
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Why made sense?
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Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
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We made sandwiches.
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Now what I'm saying,
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I know what I'm saying.
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I don't even know what I'm saying.
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I don't even know who I'm talking about.
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Yeah, but that's true.
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You could list the names like Epstein's list, but, is it Hollywood?
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Who's in charge?
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You really don't know, is it?
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You're in charge of yourself.
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Stop blaming other people.
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You know, that is an interesting, side of this.
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You what?
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You can control
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what little you can control is what you do and how you interact with people. Yes.
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It is an interesting. Yeah.
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So worry about that first before you worry about other people.
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Yeah. So social experiment.
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Yeah. So, Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Here's what the dog do it is a roller skates.
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Pretty good.
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I want to hear about your social experiment.
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I can remember this.
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Here's the social experiment.
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With a stranger, with kindness
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instead of indifference, or worse.
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And I guarantee you'll get positive.
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You'll will get a positive impact.
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And, actual tangible,
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results
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immediately.
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Hey, this is awful.
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This, Yeah.
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Now, now, how did you turn a steel frame
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photo graph into that video?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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You just sent it in.
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I did send that in.
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However, it was a single frame.
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I felt like it got my hair.
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I didn't watch a lot of, actually, any of those, so.
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Oh, they're so good.
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Or one you're putting my head. Of course.
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The one you just saw were you ruined it. Yeah.
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It's great. Yeah. Spoiler. Yeah, yeah.
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I know who you think you are.
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You can't let ruining it. Ruining it.
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Not go back to where you have to, like, ruin.
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Yeah, for me anyway, like I told you, I like, you know, I want the surprise.
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You're like, oh, let me tell you all about it. Let me.
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Yeah. About the parents.
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Here's one. Yeah.
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And then there's this one.
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What are we doing in this one?
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Well, there's a lot of kissing.
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You're muted, but that look nothing like draw.
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I don't know about that one.
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We could just let it play.
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We can just let the whole just let it play the playlist. Play it.
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I can't do it until we get to rumble.
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Those are about the only two that I can play.
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Can't play the chicken attack.
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Oh, yeah.
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And, like, is this Halloween, you fucking Terminator?
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What is this?
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Is they that dude, I got the flannel.
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I got the sunglasses.
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I can see that you're an alien. Hold on a second. Sorry. You're right.
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Right.
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Oh, hey, draw! Hey, dude.
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What's up? Jaw.
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He came here to chew bubblegum.
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Oh. I'll be back.
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I love that clip from, What?
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They Live. I think it was called They Live.
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And then that was. They live?
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Yes. They live. Yeah, it is true.
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Yeah.
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That was an a that was an I joke.
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If you've ever tried to make I say the word live, it's not very easy.
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It says just to go ahead and make it a capital L to get the long I.
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But that doesn't work.
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You'll have the perfect, perfect clip.
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And then all of a sudden it'll say fly drones live and ruin it.
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But I did a little trick.
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If anybody is doing a mantra, say the word live.
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It would be a lowercase l, uppercase I, apostrophe v.
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So I'm actually saying, I've
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the wrong.
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I added some other things to the
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to the bar here.
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For example, we, we have a landline.
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Hello.
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If you want to reach out to that number, it is 15863 rants.
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Three.
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You can just go ahead and call that at any time during the show.
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And Gary will know the answer.
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It's right here.
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Ready? Go.
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586, three rants three.
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Or as I learn now 15863726873.
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Do you guys do homework?
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Do you guys do homework?
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I do homework, I don't, I'm a adult.
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I also have a written down right here.
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And then that's you.
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Wait, did you say you're an adult?
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That's door. Right?
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I've never had to do more work on my home as an adult than as a child.
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So the initial one of the,
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is just different.
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You, the Flat Dragons live thing.
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One of the, Yeah, I did one of the patches of it
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was, Hold on.
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Believe it or not, that was normal kiss.
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That was a long one. Oh,
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yeah. You know what?
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I was enjoying that a little bit too much.
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This is flat.
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Wait, I haven't it failed to play because it's not done.
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I'm transcoding.
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Hold on.
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You're not even. You don't even know what this is.
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Three minutes.
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I I've seen it.
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I've watched three times.
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Do I got this live.
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I got, chicken I got this, I got,
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I got the same video playing rents unintentionally.
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Chicken attached the chicken and I go,
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I picking.
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But do we,
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do we really want to show the, outtakes before we have shown the actual video?
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Well, you wants the live, so I you're right, I did, I did,
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so I guess it was worth worse. Ruin it.
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This is going to be okay,
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because otherwise I wouldn't be able to come back to that.
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It would make no sense for me to just pull that out of thin air.
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Lower down the field for targeting.
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That will not you.
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And when the blue and silver we stand.
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And you the brave.
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Wow wow wow.
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So hard. When the day we're banner.
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You will keep your face
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down the field in game Alliance victory.
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Don't lie your,
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Yes. The Detroit Lions, bounced back
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from their loss to the Washington, the, I'm sorry, the,
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the Minnesota Vikings with the win, the the, Washington commanders.
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And it was fantastic.
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We doubled their score.
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Such a satisfactory score.
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So pleasing.
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Yes, 22 to 44 I just
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yeah, yeah, it makes 6666.
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Yeah.
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I did not take the over.
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I should have.
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Yeah.
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That's usually a safe bet.
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Justin Jefferson in the Lions.
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Whoops.
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So after all that kissing.
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Yeah. Finally.
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I was so proud of Gary. He said no.
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He said no on one of them.
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Oh, let me say.
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It's funny.
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That's that's how it starts every time. Yes.
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To go to the bar.
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And it's late again.
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Clocked him.
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Yeah.
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Really?
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Because this left handed.
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For the record, this is after three French kisses with one kiss.
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You put as you put. You see the kissing? I'd be like, all right, dude, stop.
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But if you kissed me, why you put your hat on my head.
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What was it like a slow you like?
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It's. Yeah. Bruce. Lead it. He like Bruce. Lead it. Right.
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Yeah, yeah. The one inch punch.
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You prefer you prefer a one hand punch?
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One punch, man.
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You got a hand?
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How about open hand?
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This is my favorite, by the way.
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Nobody had.
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Yeah, that's, that
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got here just like that either.
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I am just perplexed.
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I sent you a picture, and you've got these videos from the picture.
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How do they do that?
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You know, how do they do that?
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How do they do that?
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We were sitting there at Blackrock, which is another day, by the way.
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Blackrock.
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It's got to be black What's it got to be black
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is the body. Head.
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This is the head buddy.
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This is my favorite.
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The my favorite.
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The one we're going to show on Rumble.
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Yeah that's gross.
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The kissing one's gross to
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do. There's so many out there, I must have 100.
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It's very particular.
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Like, you can't say, have person on the left go down on person on right.
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That doesn't work.
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Oh, but but what you can do is say have person on right,
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steel person's on left belt buckle
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with their teeth.
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And it does the same thing.
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Oh yeah. There's the three I use.
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Comes up looking ass.
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Yeah you use Apple. It's different. No.
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But you can't do any real life people.
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I think they're trying to avoid loss.
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So yeah, up until about a week or two ago, you actually could.
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And there's still people with developer access that can
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that the safeguards are off.
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Well sometimes you'll put something in there
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and it's like oh it's copyrighted.
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But then you'll come across stuff that's copyrighted written,
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and you don't know how they got it, but you can use theirs as a reference then
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and then copy what they're doing and then get the same
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weird them.
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Don't tell them you just you just broke all my secrets, all right?
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That's how you do.
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That's how you do parodies, too.
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So you can do that to people for the most part. Yeah.
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You can do a lot of dead people.
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I see dead people. Wait.
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You can I don't don't. Well, okay. Okay.
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Hold on. Imaginary characters.
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For the record,
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Fladge Rants Live and its producers do not condone doing dead people.
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No, but you can.
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But you shouldn't. You.
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Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
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Well, they live, they dead.
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You see the difference?
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No, no, I just
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all I know is,
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I can't remember.
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And I been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
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Anyway. Yeah.
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Yeah, I tried, I did.
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Did you notice I didn't say a word till 1015.
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Even though they brought me on, I did.
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I did real good, I did good. I'll be right back.
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I have to go find a new jabber to make him talk for at least 15 minutes.
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Yeah, that's.
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You were right, I was wrong. I apologize,
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that's one of the goals.
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What do you have?
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What do you have on the docket this evening? Anything.
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Anything interesting?
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I don't have too much, to be honest, but,
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I don't know.
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And there was there was a plane crash, which is close to a helicopter.
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There was a NFL guy.
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There was an NFL guy who tragically passed away under his own,
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oh, I don't yeah, I get I've gotten a lot of fights about that.
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I don't like them saying he died.
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I want them to say he killed himself or he suicided.
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And now we're not on YouTube anymore. But they talk about it.
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We can see that on YouTube.
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See, they want they want people to get help.
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But if you mention it, your video gets blocked from YouTube
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because they think you're saying the worst awful, heinous shit.
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But maybe you're saying, please help me,
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I don't want to kill myself and that gets blocked. You.
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They call it the on the living hotline.
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Yeah, but I'm not, dude, I'm sick of that.
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I'm sick of that game.
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Oh, there's any new words?
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There was a terrorist in Dearborn.
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Gosh darn it.
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There was a situation in,
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Canada.
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Where a police officer, made a few mistakes.
00:23:31
Jaguar. Right.
00:23:32
Who is a, a motive? Us old singer.
00:23:36
I don't know if she still makes music, but, she's, So 50 Cent's
00:23:40
been doing a lot of pointing the finger at people, but, Yeah, you are perfect.
00:23:45
Yeah. Finger.
00:23:47
Speaking of pointing the finger.
00:23:48
Yeah.
00:23:48
She, she's accusing 50 cent of doing some gay stuff now,
00:23:52
speaking of gay stuff.
00:23:55
I can't draw one of the WNBA games.
00:23:58
Yeah, he's got the Green Deal, though.
00:24:00
I am so fond of look the way he did it.
00:24:04
If you're going to sell a green dildo, you don't need to fondle it first.
00:24:06
Man, that was disgusting.
00:24:09
You can tell it's George because the Elmo hand.
00:24:13
Can you, can you have it, like, look up
00:24:16
and have there be about an NBA court and then they'll it gets thrown.
00:24:20
Is that like they dynamic it might take a while for to figure it out.
00:24:24
I'm sure I could do it with two or sometimes it's just retarded.
00:24:26
I don't know the people are afraid of AI, but it just it's just it's retarded
00:24:30
sometimes it doesn't.
00:24:31
I mean, it's like, I don't know,
00:24:33
I must have put with some of the wrestling things I must have had to put
00:24:37
so many times, don't make it a video game, and then it proceeds
00:24:40
to still make it a video game.
00:24:42
And so because several
00:24:44
I can help you with that, did you say don't or just say do not because it is
00:24:47
pretty stupid with I said it multiple where I said make it real life people.
00:24:51
Yeah, some kind like a game or a cartoon.
00:24:53
I want real life action
00:24:54
just like right in person, live television show, real people.
00:24:59
Sometimes instead of saying, don't do this, you have to say,
00:25:01
I want this, this and that because all it heard is the word.
00:25:04
So it was like, oh, you want carnival? If you said, don't make it a carnival.
00:25:07
All I heard was carnival. Okay.
00:25:08
Yeah that's carnival.
00:25:10
Well, the kids do that.
00:25:12
You're right.
00:25:13
Make your own.
00:25:14
That's what I would recommend.
00:25:15
And you can you can program it right from an infant,
00:25:19
feed it with a bottle and make it exactly how you want.
00:25:24
It's still pretty cool, though.
00:25:26
I wasted a lot of time this week, and I noticed that
00:25:31
I spoiled it.
00:25:33
Well, it's because I don't have iPhone sorrow.
00:25:35
I can't play with the real one. Well, it's not a real one.
00:25:38
All I'm doing is fishing stuff into, crock, which is fantastic, but.
00:25:43
So grok, I come in closer here.
00:25:45
God, can I have a word with you?
00:25:49
Just be all right, so I could I.
00:25:51
I got to show the video first.
00:25:52
It would help if I show the video.
00:25:54
Why so angry? That's the one.
00:25:56
Sure.
00:25:57
Why are you so angry?
00:25:59
Because.
00:26:01
So I tried.
00:26:02
I did that one, and it just kind of playing around, and I tried to make it.
00:26:05
How can I say this on YouTube?
00:26:07
I wanted the video to complete, if you will.
00:26:10
Oh, cut my fingernails. Since then.
00:26:13
And it would not complete no matter what.
00:26:16
It would just freeze. And I finally changed this.
00:26:18
So the only difference is I could not make any white liquid
00:26:21
come out.
00:26:24
Orange are you?
00:26:26
But as long as are we on rumble.
00:26:29
No, no.
00:26:30
You like Nickelodeon slime?
00:26:31
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's friendly.
00:26:34
Family friendly. Is nothing wrong with what we just saw?
00:26:37
Whoa.
00:26:38
But they would say.
00:26:40
But you drop off last week, we only had 2000 rumble views.
00:26:44
We've been getting three and four.
00:26:46
And, what was the one that we had?
00:26:48
Do better? 5000.
00:26:52
Fucking do better than,
00:26:55
Okay.
00:26:56
It was our game was the last 5000.
00:26:59
We can't do it for the views.
00:27:03
Well, I hate to drop below 2000.
00:27:08
Now drop below
00:27:10
12 on.
00:27:11
We used to get a couple hundred.
00:27:14
Yeah,
00:27:16
we probably have a couple hundred right now.
00:27:18
I haven't even started anything controversial yet.
00:27:22
Actually, I slipped in the Jews in my in my my blood a little nervous.
00:27:27
We've speaking of which, we're going to get flagged ironically.
00:27:29
Okay. YouTube. Oops.
00:27:32
Oh no, I don't I don't really care anymore.
00:27:34
Okay, good.
00:27:38
Yeah.
00:27:38
I've got a producer who appeals all those.
00:27:44
Oh, look at this.
00:27:46
What the dog doing?
00:27:47
We seen the dog. Dog? Do you hear?
00:27:50
It's hilarious.
00:27:51
Seeing the what?
00:27:52
The dog and roller skates.
00:27:55
We tease. Oh, no.
00:27:56
Sorry. Yeah, I teased, I definitely teased it.
00:27:59
I am,
00:28:01
like a clown running
00:28:03
on the law, having a cat for so long.
00:28:06
Look at
00:28:08
what New Yorkers and New York City is craving
00:28:12
is a city that all of us belong to.
00:28:15
A city that serves everyone who calls it home,
00:28:19
and a city where no longer will we have to debate
00:28:23
who gets to call themselves a New Yorker, but one where we can,
00:28:27
in fact work to the benefit of all New Yorkers.
00:28:31
That which has been shared with us as we have
00:28:32
grown up, many of us in New York City.
00:28:36
If you are not at the table, you may find yourself on the menu.
00:28:40
And it was a muslim brother in Malcolm X who reminded us
00:28:43
that sitting at the table does not make you a diner.
00:28:46
You have to be eating some of what's on that plate.
00:28:48
That's right.
00:28:49
And the time is now for every New Yorker and the wealthiest city
00:28:52
in the wealthiest country in the history of the world, to be able to eat,
00:28:57
to be able to feed their families, to be able to both be free and to be fed.
00:29:04
Up. Because
00:29:06
what we know is Puerto Rico knows our chances.
00:29:10
They can't help.
00:29:10
We say the same thing in New York City.
00:29:12
Nothing.
00:29:12
And you cannot buy these cities.
00:29:16
We must, in fact, stand up to ensure that every New Yorker
00:29:18
can afford these cities and the same be true.
00:29:22
How are they going to do that when nobody's working?
00:29:26
So. Well, he said a few things.
00:29:35
I mean, with a wide variety of council members
00:29:38
of organized labor, I also leaders across the aisle.
00:29:41
I don't think he said that having seen Governor Hochul or also Attorney General
00:29:45
Tish. Oh.
00:29:48
Go the law having I it
00:29:50
I belong to a city that serves everyone.
00:29:56
We're no longer will we have to debate who gets to call themselves a New Yorker,
00:30:01
but one where we can, in fact, work to the benefit of all.
00:30:04
You've grown up many of us in New York City, and then you.
00:30:08
And it was a muslim brother, and Malcolm X was on the menu.
00:30:12
And it was as we have grown up, many of us in New York City,
00:30:16
if you want to know
00:30:17
at the table, you may find yourself on the menu.
00:30:21
And it was the Muslim brother in Malcolm X who reminded us
00:30:23
that sitting at the table does not make you a diner.
00:30:26
You have to be eating some of what's on that plate.
00:30:29
It's.
00:30:33
But you can pay for your own table and you're on own table.
00:30:37
I'm a turn up the music.
00:30:38
Wake up the name.
00:30:41
Is plagiarism fucking? Yep.
00:30:45
So what do you.
00:30:46
What do you think of that?
00:30:47
Because, I mean, that can easily be interpreted as Islamophobia.
00:30:50
Anything that you would say about that.
00:30:52
Because all there is is a group of people at a church just,
00:30:56
praising God.
00:30:57
And he sounds like he has a positive message.
00:31:01
What's everyone scared of?
00:31:03
You know?
00:31:07
Because I feel like anything
00:31:08
that you say that criticizes that does sound like
00:31:11
Islamophobia.
00:31:12
But at the same time, you're on to something.
00:31:15
I think maybe it's a phobia or it's a good way to stifle dissent or
00:31:20
criticism is just to say, oh, you, you're not actually giving a valid criticism.
00:31:23
You're expressing hate.
00:31:25
You're really on to something. They're right.
00:31:27
But there always was that that situation where they said, like, you know,
00:31:30
the rate that Muslims are procreating, they're going to outweigh
00:31:35
stuff like that, right? And then you have to replace machines.
00:31:37
Like, sure, you have situations like the WWE that has slowly been,
00:31:42
being used to kind of smooth over that idea
00:31:47
that, you know, Islam and, and Saudi Arabia are of they're friendly.
00:31:52
They're just like us.
00:31:53
They're, you know, regular people, which a lot of them are.
00:31:55
Right.
00:31:56
You have now the, the MMA that was, you know, started doing stuff.
00:32:01
The golf.
00:32:01
Liv, what is it they just bought?
00:32:03
Yeah, that we reported about.
00:32:07
There was one other thing.
00:32:08
The. Excellency, I haven't really paid attention to basketball in a few years.
00:32:13
When the where the what the fuck is the Emirates Cup?
00:32:15
When did that come about?
00:32:16
And why did they take the name, the word Arab, off the front of it?
00:32:21
Wow. I can think of a good reason.
00:32:24
Bad PR, the United Arab Emirates.
00:32:27
It was like the two like, last year or the year before.
00:32:30
I think it was two years ago.
00:32:31
They started the,
00:32:34
seems weird, right?
00:32:36
I still don't get it.
00:32:38
I don't get it.
00:32:39
Stopping the season and having a tournament in the middle anyway.
00:32:42
And it just leads to this guy being elected mayor
00:32:45
and in New York City, which is supposed to be one of the, you know,
00:32:49
I think
00:32:50
that guy getting elected to mayor is the same reason Trump got elected
00:32:54
is that everyone was so sick of status quo that they were willing to roll the dice
00:32:58
on anything different, even if it's Muslim Brotherhood.
00:33:02
Well, it's also socialism. Two is a yes.
00:33:04
I'm glad you said that. You're so smart.
00:33:06
I'm more fearful of socialism than than Islam.
00:33:09
Well, hasn't the United States had a president with the middle name Hussein?
00:33:15
Well, I'm not afraid.
00:33:16
Is the wrong word.
00:33:16
I'm afraid of what people will do with it.
00:33:20
Everyone that created this country well did it under Christian
00:33:25
like in God.
00:33:26
Like, is that anyone's god or is that just the Christian god?
00:33:29
Like, I'm sorry, you're mistaken.
00:33:31
All that shit was added.
00:33:32
That shit was not in there in 1776.
00:33:34
No. Yeah.
00:33:35
You don't think that they were nice?
00:33:37
They may have been, but they were Puritan more than anything else.
00:33:40
And God we trust was like 150 years ago.
00:33:44
Yeah. They added that more recently.
00:33:46
And I mean, I don't blame them.
00:33:47
They also added the
00:33:49
I think because a politician wanted to leave their mark
00:33:52
and they wanted some humanitarian mark and they were like, ooh, same reason
00:33:56
the place named after them or same reason they put a plate at the bottom
00:34:00
of the Statue of Liberty.
00:34:01
They said, bring me your humble, your puddled all that was added
00:34:04
recently to not recently, but no, it wasn't delivered that way.
00:34:08
Right. But it didn't have that.
00:34:09
It didn't have that plaque on it.
00:34:11
So they somebody took creative liberty.
00:34:13
It wasn't good enough France.
00:34:14
And so we had to add some extra shit to it.
00:34:16
Yeah.
00:34:16
I think it said give us your A-plus students,
00:34:18
give us your productive members of society and keep your pieces of shit.
00:34:25
I mean, I don't know,
00:34:27
Australia seem to have turned it around at some point. I.
00:34:32
Was wrong. You can't.
00:34:33
So I will be exiled for the crazy and the criminally insane.
00:34:38
They turned it around at some point. They figured it out.
00:34:41
So somebody schooled me with debates and arguments like that.
00:34:43
The earth is not the moon.
00:34:45
You can't compare Australia to here
00:34:46
because it's such an isolated area that there's no way that it's scaled up.
00:34:50
It may not succeed. There's no people there.
00:34:53
There will be people on the moon.
00:34:55
If they were all exiled criminals, then they would work together easily,
00:34:58
like a tribe that was already working together, as opposed to the melting pot.
00:35:05
It's different.
00:35:05
Here is all I was trying to say. It's different here.
00:35:08
We need to try different experiments.
00:35:10
I'm going to play this. Did I play this already? I'm going to play it again.
00:35:18
No no no,
00:35:21
that's so mean, dude.
00:35:22
Oh, buddy, this person should be
00:35:26
ashamed of butthole
00:35:28
like that.
00:35:29
This is.
00:35:33
Another video that you see that
00:35:35
both of those on a dog at the same time before.
00:35:38
You know why? Because it's scared to death.
00:35:40
Because it's un fucking hate 16 wheels.
00:35:44
Right?
00:35:44
And there's one thing that that dog needs for a loose butthole,
00:35:47
and that's stability.
00:35:48
But right now it is totally tight butthole.
00:35:53
So much so that it's enveloped its vagina.
00:35:56
And the envelop.
00:35:57
You know what an envelop vaginas call.
00:36:02
The fladge.
00:36:03
Oh, yeah.
00:36:05
It is.
00:36:09
Okay, okay. So.
00:36:11
Okay.
00:36:11
Figured out I think that figured out what's going on in here.
00:36:16
Anyway, I filled up the heaters.
00:36:18
I blew
00:36:20
over the dog.
00:36:24
No, you should shouldn't bother.
00:36:25
Dog. Don't blow the dog.
00:36:28
I blew four breakers.
00:36:30
I unplugged the fridge and the chainsaw.
00:36:34
Oh. Which was charging the battery for some reason.
00:36:37
It's going to say, wait, you have a power.
00:36:38
You have a power corded chainsaw.
00:36:40
That sounds dangerous.
00:36:42
Oh, hey,
00:36:45
what do you want?
00:36:46
Okay.
00:36:47
Yeah.
00:36:48
We couldn't we couldn't run multiple heaters on any one circuit in my house.
00:36:51
Yeah.
00:36:52
So, now, now I've got this one floating over there.
00:36:55
This one?
00:36:55
Plug it over there, and the lights are still dim.
00:36:59
That's a dimmer.
00:37:01
No, but that's a brownout. You don't want to.
00:37:04
You don't want to keep that condition.
00:37:06
Well, it's going to get cold and I don't.
00:37:09
Okay, well let's try it is.
00:37:11
Sure, sure.
00:37:13
Try. With the lights out there.
00:37:15
I'm brighter. If you had the dimmer switch.
00:37:19
No. The heaters.
00:37:20
I just turned off the heaters and the lights came back on.
00:37:27
Back to the drawing board.
00:37:30
The drawing board.
00:37:33
I don't know. Oh, it's.
00:37:35
I guess I can leave this one on is that doesn't do the lights, but this one does.
00:37:40
This one.
00:37:42
It's when makes the lights go dim.
00:37:46
I guess I can plug the fridge back in, but I don't need to,
00:37:49
because it's cold in here, and I've got my heated jacket on.
00:37:53
See that?
00:38:00
The story doesn't matter with this commenter put.
00:38:03
They are everywhere now.
00:38:05
They are everywhere that now.
00:38:07
But Thursday
00:38:09
was the day I seriously, I don't know.
00:38:12
I've been trying to figure out who they.
00:38:17
All week and I have not come up with an answer.
00:38:21
Well, it's anybody who's not me.
00:38:24
Well oh yeah.
00:38:25
Okay, so there's a name group and now I'm not a part of the group.
00:38:28
It's anybody who's not us.
00:38:30
It's just, I'm not like, I'm not.
00:38:34
I am not alone. Do do do do.
00:38:37
So going back to the I was talking about the Islam's,
00:38:41
this is in the news.
00:38:44
FBI Director Kash Patel says the agency disrupted a potential terror attack
00:38:48
over the Halloween weekend, with federal officials arresting
00:38:51
multiple people in Dearborn, Michigan, which is a suburb of Detroit.
00:38:54
CBS news justice
00:38:55
correspondent Scott MacFarlane, allegedly in our Washington newsroom.
00:38:59
Law enforcement sources tell CBS news the feds have arrested
00:39:01
at least five people, most of them teenagers.
00:39:04
FBI Director Kash Patel said the bureau stopped a potential terror.
00:39:07
Really? What?
00:39:07
What religion do they believe
00:39:09
we're seeing near her home
00:39:10
in the city of Detroit, Michigan, right outside of Detroit?
00:39:12
Or Kash Patel, for that matter? No cases.
00:39:15
Right? Yeah.
00:39:16
Local officials in the news leading to what Patel was writing
00:39:20
or listening to CBS news.
00:39:21
The group was inspired by a suspected terrorist back in May or May,
00:39:24
or was arrested for plot.
00:39:25
That guy, an ISIS inspired mass shooting at a Detroit area military base.
00:39:30
Those sources also tell CBS news this alleged Halloween weekend
00:39:32
plot was not well formed, but that agents used to be the tank plant.
00:39:36
Online chatter for CBS.
00:39:38
They're all going to. Yeah.
00:39:40
And then in recent news, this is as of three days ago,
00:39:42
they are the arrest that sent shockwaves across the community.
00:39:45
The FBI is making even more arrests.
00:39:47
One week after they stopped an ISIS style attack, before it happened,
00:39:50
just yesterday, in fact, police arrested the 19 year old
00:39:53
in the Seattle area of Washington state in connection to that group.
00:39:55
The FBI says they were all ISIS supporters who were plotting different
00:39:58
terrorist attacks.
00:39:59
Jay Scott Smith is helping us get caught up with where things stand
00:40:03
when we get to.
00:40:04
The FBI says they stopped an alleged terror plot
00:40:06
with a slew of arrests in Dearborn and Inkster.
00:40:08
What was planned is slowly coming into focus.
00:40:11
The early morning Halloween raid shocked the quiet neighborhood in Dearborn three.
00:40:14
So it is interesting that, And I'm not.
00:40:17
So we keep pointing this out and it's like they keep saying ISIS, right?
00:40:20
And that's fine.
00:40:21
Like, like not all,
00:40:23
Muslims are ISIS.
00:40:26
No, all ISIS are Muslims.
00:40:27
Sorry. ISIS are Muslim.
00:40:30
Yes. Knock, knock. Who's there?
00:40:31
20 year old Mohammed Ali, Gary Mahmud and 19 year old arrested by federal law.
00:40:37
That was the joke.
00:40:38
Knock knock. Humanitarian plot tied to ISIS.
00:40:40
Oh, a leading cause you interrupt and take
00:40:43
away.
00:40:44
I get it.
00:40:45
Like firearms, it could be used to commit terrorist to think.
00:40:47
Two other men involved in the plot were arrested in new Jersey earlier this week.
00:40:50
While the FBI announced a six. The rest on Thursday.
00:40:53
I can't get over the FBI director being raid recovered firearm,
00:40:56
more than 1600 rounds of ammunition,
00:40:58
two GoPro cameras, tactical vests and other firearm accessories,
00:41:02
weapons and gear being found at a storage unit rented by Ali in Inkster.
00:41:06
You know, we were spotted there.
00:41:07
They don't like to shoot.
00:41:08
The FBI believes the group was targeting LGBTQ plus clubs
00:41:11
in Ferndale, as well as Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio.
00:41:15
Federal investigators say the group used online chats and codewords
00:41:18
to plan attacks trying to stay under the radar.
00:41:20
How many of our FBI four.
00:41:22
The three men, along with two other teens who weren't named in the complaint,
00:41:24
were all in a group chat on WhatsApp that started on June 12th.
00:41:27
In that chat on October 18th, the teens were discussing such code words
00:41:30
as fireworks, garbage, and 2026, which the FBI believes
00:41:34
it could have been in reference to New Year's Eve.
00:41:36
The chat also referenced the 2015 ISIS attack on Paris, as well as garbage
00:41:40
would be Puerto Rico, believed to have been a reference to Halloween.
00:41:44
Now, Nassar appeared here in federal court on Thursday for his initial hearing
00:41:47
currently being held at Michigan State, and are expected to be back here
00:41:51
in federal court on Monday at 10 a.m.
00:41:53
for a preliminary hearing in Detroit.
00:41:54
Con I'm Jay Scott Smith for local four.
00:41:58
Like how he gets to wear the hat because he's downtown.
00:42:00
He's got like that more like nobody robs him.
00:42:04
Said he was trying to look urban.
00:42:05
Well, normally I've never seen a news reporter with a
00:42:08
with a straight baseball hat.
00:42:10
As long as I did the logo on it. I mean, I get away with that with work.
00:42:12
I wear logo, you know, my company's logo on that.
00:42:17
So I guess.
00:42:19
Yeah, the the criticism of mom dummy
00:42:22
can can be interpreted as Islamophobia.
00:42:25
And I like I don't want anyone to get that wrong.
00:42:28
That's not what that argument is about that argument.
00:42:32
It is about something much bigger.
00:42:34
And that's why I played the following news clip.
00:42:40
All right.
00:42:41
Transition.
00:42:42
Okay. Roseville a little bit.
00:42:44
You know what I wanted, like all the random other videos, like, plug in about.
00:42:49
Yeah, there's a few this. Oh, right. Right. Like professional. Yeah.
00:42:52
But see, the thing is, is I don't
00:42:54
I would have taken me an extra two hours to go through them all,
00:42:56
so I don't know what I can play here or there. That's fine. I got it.
00:43:01
Welcome back to Flat Rants Live.
00:43:02
Coming to you from a garage that could freeze a brass
00:43:04
monkey heater's off so the mic doesn't hum.
00:43:06
My fingers are numb but we're powering through.
00:43:07
Turn this place into a damn ice box.
00:43:09
And you golf Gary. That's my lovely wife.
00:43:11
Folks. Door combat expert.
00:43:13
Please ignore the noise while I finish this segment before hypothermia sets in.
00:43:17
I love that
00:43:19
I mean,
00:43:21
art imitates life
00:43:24
is so cold in here.
00:43:26
I'm setting up outside play it.
00:43:29
You know what? It's not even cold yet.
00:43:31
I, Okay, here's what I thought.
00:43:33
You had to turn on the heater.
00:43:35
There's the heater.
00:43:36
Oh, you had a watch. The lights.
00:43:39
Where's your electric vest?
00:43:41
Turn the fucking lights off.
00:43:42
Then you got a fucking neon sign up there taking a bunch of electricity.
00:43:47
You got this fucking.
00:43:48
I don't think it's me. I think it's the led.
00:43:51
Takes it barely any neon light.
00:43:54
And yeah, if it was neon, you might be able to get some heat from it.
00:43:59
Don't you have a heated vest or jacket?
00:44:02
Yeah. On.
00:44:05
Why is it you know, how you, like, have this opening
00:44:08
where you like, you can, like you can come out.
00:44:12
Oh, there's the title.
00:44:13
I see.
00:44:16
Have you thought about masturbating?
00:44:17
I think you're still wearing a lab coat.
00:44:19
You should wear the lab coat over it.
00:44:20
What are you doing?
00:44:22
Yeah, that's.
00:44:22
That's not a good Halloween costume.
00:44:24
It's all right.
00:44:26
You got to be.
00:44:27
What did you decide to
00:44:29
have the podcast in 20 degree weather.
00:44:36
That's, that's a major.
00:44:37
That's a regional thing.
00:44:38
I think
00:44:40
it gets, whether you're having a podcast or not.
00:44:42
Yeah.
00:44:43
You mean
00:44:43
you mean to tell me if we stopped having this podcast,
00:44:45
we'd be, like, in fucking San Diego weather here.
00:44:47
Oh, that's great. Done.
00:44:50
As above. Diego, Ohio.
00:44:52
Oh, you're.
00:44:56
We zipped right on.
00:44:57
Yogurt on the OG.
00:45:02
This isn't funny because now he's not calling the plays anymore.
00:45:04
If you noticed, Dan Campbell at the Lions game had glasses on.
00:45:09
Yeah, he was calling the plays because of this doofus.
00:45:13
John.
00:45:14
I don't like it.
00:45:15
Listen to this.
00:45:16
This press conference.
00:45:17
This is the Detroit Lions offensive coordinator.
00:45:20
Supposed to be the smartest offensive mind on the team.
00:45:25
And I can't hear shit because it's muted when you go.
00:45:29
So yeah, you just frozen in John.
00:45:31
That ground game has just hit some big plays.
00:45:33
It's audio.
00:45:34
Not quite as efficient as you guys would play in play out.
00:45:37
I think I might know your answer here, but just watch the kids
00:45:40
running the ball more consistently up front.
00:45:42
I mean, you saw what he did when
00:45:45
I mean, so,
00:45:47
that's why I smile.
00:45:49
Yeah. I mean,
00:45:51
I kind of already said it, you know what I'm saying?
00:45:53
So thank,
00:45:56
you know, we've narrowed things down where,
00:45:58
you know, you know, have so many runs or so many passes
00:46:01
so the guys know what to do with all the different type of looks.
00:46:04
I think that's important.
00:46:05
And we've been doing that.
00:46:06
So we've been doing that.
00:46:08
And, you know that that that type of defense,
00:46:11
it's like one, two, three and all sudden you get one, you know?
00:46:15
I mean, you know what I mean?
00:46:17
So a lot of second longs and third and long, it's
00:46:19
hard.
00:46:23
Harder.
00:46:24
He sounds real smart.
00:46:29
Yeah.
00:46:29
So does the guy in in my.
00:46:33
Sorry.
00:46:35
I'm sorry. I'm the one who's sorry,
00:46:38
I can't help.
00:46:38
I just have the saw all our viewers out.
00:46:41
I just have the need to point it out.
00:46:42
I don't know what I don't pointed out.
00:46:43
When you do it,
00:46:45
I don't do it.
00:46:46
So hypocrisy,
00:46:49
I don't, I don't I'm not the one that does it.
00:46:52
I do it because you do it.
00:46:54
You did it.
00:46:55
You started.
00:46:56
You started it, you did it.
00:46:57
It's your fault.
00:46:58
All right, well, I'm going to start perfection.
00:47:00
Then.
00:47:01
Well, and you're going to have to do that.
00:47:06
Here we go
00:47:07
Gary from flange rams here in the top.
00:47:12
Watch Buddha.
00:47:13
He's going to suplex and now powerbomb.
00:47:16
Here we go Gary throwing the first right hand.
00:47:18
Those jabs are landing.
00:47:19
Listen to the crowd German suplex. He got all of it.
00:47:22
That ring just bounced it.
00:47:24
Oh no he's looking right now.
00:47:26
Why is there a pile of elephantine guys.
00:47:28
It's everywhere. Oh no.
00:47:32
I love how it just overly distorts the audio sometimes.
00:47:35
Oh, it has no concept of we don't want to put those threads and pick it apart.
00:47:39
I like how the Gary morphed into the referee for a second.
00:47:42
We had
00:47:45
there's another one you got coming up here two, where everything's perfect.
00:47:47
It's one of the best ones you have.
00:47:48
But I'm like, wait,
00:47:49
because I put him in my car and just let it scroll through the loop.
00:47:53
Play that Gary versus you.
00:47:55
Put it in that bar.
00:47:57
Yeah I play I don't I don't watch, but I listen.
00:48:01
Oh we're.
00:48:04
That's how I test the song stuff.
00:48:06
You got to listen to it a couple times I realize.
00:48:08
Oh shit.
00:48:09
He's you know, I fucked that part up or we got to redo something or whatever,
00:48:12
but the Gary versus child, I think they got the wrong scripts.
00:48:15
Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:48:18
yeah.
00:48:19
Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah.
00:48:22
Stay down, old man.
00:48:23
And I'm saying it.
00:48:25
Yeah, I stupid.
00:48:30
You know, we're so much smarter than it.
00:48:34
That's that's I, I support that statement.
00:48:37
They can aggregate information way faster, but
00:48:40
not very intelligent.
00:48:41
Aggregate go through it and decide what's what and use it for something valuable.
00:48:46
Yeah.
00:48:46
See, you couldn't even aggregate the word aggregate.
00:48:48
You have to go Google aggregate. Fucking.
00:48:50
I already killed you
00:48:53
or un deleted. You.
00:48:57
You done yet?
00:48:57
Oh, man. Not even close.
00:49:01
They down?
00:49:01
Never.
00:49:03
I like that one. Sounded right.
00:49:05
Wait a minute. Yeah, whatever.
00:49:08
He's drinking the bottle, whatever he's drinking in the bottle melts his face off.
00:49:12
Supposedly. Care if you.
00:49:13
Caroline, throw down the bottle.
00:49:15
And then I have the bottle again.
00:49:18
I told it to have him drinking.
00:49:19
Caroline's. I love how you like. At the beginning.
00:49:20
He just can't help.
00:49:21
He's getting his ass kicked, but he still got to take an extra swig of it.
00:49:23
Yeah, yeah.
00:49:28
Are you done yet?
00:49:28
Oh, man.
00:49:29
And the soda? You can't give it
00:49:32
pay down. Never.
00:49:34
Yeah, because the deep voice is down.
00:49:35
Oh, man. It's like, I don't know, some of those.
00:49:37
Some of them decades ago. The voices, they look.
00:49:40
They look at me much older.
00:49:42
See where they are.
00:49:43
Shout out to Michael Brown with sorrow, which is really just chat.
00:49:47
GPT is, image creation.
00:49:50
Are you allowed to upload anything allowed?
00:49:52
Are you? Does it what's the right word?
00:49:54
It's got its own, like, nudity and shit. I don't do it.
00:49:56
Does it have the capability for you to upload your starting picture?
00:50:01
You can't use anything.
00:50:02
You can do animals and shit.
00:50:04
Like I could do my dogs and no human.
00:50:06
You can do yourself,
00:50:08
but I don't know exactly how you know it.
00:50:10
Fully how you know it's.
00:50:11
And then there was like a list of, like,
00:50:12
celebrities, you know, that like kind of downs.
00:50:14
Downs kind of like, sticky dude, that's on YouTube.
00:50:18
That's like easy.
00:50:19
Like he's barely got Larry off and he's like the little smushed down guy.
00:50:22
He's on there.
00:50:23
He's got his own stuff, like Jake Paul has his own thing.
00:50:26
So you could like, do stuff with Jake Paul.
00:50:28
There's like celebrities that are tied into it.
00:50:29
But the thing I like most is that it's it's
00:50:32
they give you quite a bit of freedom to do at least 15
00:50:36
second videos at a time, and you can do it like ten, 15 a day.
00:50:41
It's quite a few as opposed to some of the other sites and stuff.
00:50:45
They kind of govern a lot harder.
00:50:48
Again, the only thing I don't like is I can't do something like this.
00:50:51
I can't give it a picture like this,
00:50:52
or I can't give it a video and go, hey, take this and do X with it.
00:50:57
Or at least you can't anymore supposedly take this and make them tickle fight
00:51:02
little by.
00:51:07
Dude, I do not know.
00:51:08
You were filming that day. I
00:51:12
you should have, like, told me.
00:51:14
I thought you were just taking a photo.
00:51:16
Oh, no. I'm getting.
00:51:17
Oh, he's into it.
00:51:19
They got time.
00:51:20
You're like my right bald heads.
00:51:22
Forget the fact that you didn't tell me you were filming.
00:51:24
You didn't tell me you were gay.
00:51:26
Why are you gay?
00:51:28
Yeah, nevermind. Wait. Nevermind. That was.
00:51:31
Why would I have to tell you that there's. There something wrong with that?
00:51:33
Is there something abnormal about that I refuse? Why?
00:51:36
That even needs to be a subject.
00:51:37
It changes my humor.
00:51:38
Dude, I it's like I'm punching down now.
00:51:40
I thought we were punching parallel to a different class.
00:51:43
I didn't realize I was punching you.
00:51:45
I mean, usually I'm your punch.
00:51:47
Punch? That's. Yeah.
00:51:50
You're not used to that, are you?
00:51:52
Punching down?
00:51:55
Because you're tall,
00:51:56
so you're usually the one punching down.
00:51:59
Oh, yeah.
00:52:01
Some people have to jump and swing.
00:52:04
I assume everyone has down syndrome.
00:52:07
We are retarded.
00:52:12
Yeah.
00:52:12
The classic story of the moving the dog sitting on your dick.
00:52:16
Where?
00:52:18
Or we talk about dogs, balls.
00:52:22
Or lack thereof.
00:52:24
Okay, here's the cool.
00:52:25
Oh, look, that's a weird pause.
00:52:26
Look at the pause screen, big and full screen before it goes.
00:52:30
Trying to make the one dog jealous.
00:52:33
Who's he tugging it?
00:52:34
But is that here? We got one more.
00:52:37
Please stay. Please stay. Where is it? Where is it?
00:52:40
Where the fuck at? It.
00:52:45
There's a lot of dog making out here.
00:52:48
This is weird. It's weird.
00:52:51
Both.
00:52:52
Look at care. Look at them now.
00:52:54
Oh, he just realized he's like, oh, I'm not alone.
00:52:59
They are not alone.
00:53:02
Welcome to fladge. We're live.
00:53:04
So what kind of, links.
00:53:05
And then Gary us out there because we do not brush the service for anything.
00:53:09
Oh right. Right.
00:53:10
Thrown out there.
00:53:10
So I don't know what the title is going to be.
00:53:13
My title extraction fucked it up. That's my fault.
00:53:16
I should've been playing. Wait. Just radios. Anyone that can't tell.
00:53:19
Can't tell what their title this Sabina videos.
00:53:21
You watch videos. Those eyes.
00:53:23
Look, let's not do the Sabina one yet.
00:53:26
Or the same one yet.
00:53:28
Let's do the the Barack Obama, sandwich.
00:53:33
Still frame.
00:53:35
See, that's another one, too.
00:53:36
I didn't get the,
00:53:38
Barack
00:53:39
pictures Obama on that one, but it's going to be there.
00:53:43
This one. Nope.
00:53:46
I put the H on it to emphasize it's Hussein.
00:53:49
Yeah.
00:53:51
Did you go somewhere else with that?
00:53:53
There it is.
00:53:55
Yeah.
00:53:57
No. Yeah.
00:53:58
Did it. When it came in, it was slightly blurred.
00:54:00
So it already like, showed it right above that look.
00:54:02
That same on everyone else.
00:54:04
It's quite nice I see draw
00:54:07
I don't know, it's definitely a person.
00:54:10
I don't know why it has to be black though, but it's a burger.
00:54:15
Is it a burger?
00:54:16
It's a sandwich.
00:54:17
You say it's a burger but I do not see any burger.
00:54:20
Oh, in the bar.
00:54:21
Is that the burger on the bottom? The teeth?
00:54:24
No, it's.
00:54:24
The whole thing's a friggin burger.
00:54:26
But no burger.
00:54:28
It's a sandwich. A burger patty.
00:54:31
Yeah, I heard I put the H on it to emphasize it's.
00:54:35
Oh, God, I'm going to have to demand a fat check on that.
00:54:39
Okay.
00:54:43
I just I'm
00:54:45
just that bag check size.
00:54:49
Just a
00:54:51
bag check. You are good.
00:54:53
A burger patty is the ground meat patty that forms the foundation of a hamburger.
00:54:57
Without the burger.
00:54:58
Without the patty, there is no burger.
00:55:00
No hold on the.
00:55:03
The foundation is always the ground
00:55:06
level meat.
00:55:07
The ground beef. Yeah. You just said it again.
00:55:10
Thank you.
00:55:11
Know, it would be the the bone was the foundation of the sandwich.
00:55:15
The ground meat.
00:55:19
Yeah I already yeah.
00:55:19
So acknowledge that and then moved on.
00:55:21
But I'm glad you're still kind of debating okay.
00:55:24
Oh the goose.
00:55:25
Yeah. The ground meat.
00:55:27
Yeah.
00:55:32
From my understanding, Gary's arguing that that is not good.
00:55:35
What makes a burger a burger?
00:55:37
It doesn't need a patty, is what he was implying.
00:55:40
I think it's the teeth. Pretty sure the teeth.
00:55:44
Say, who did you say?
00:55:45
Who you saw.
00:55:50
I put the H on it to emphasize who's saying what.
00:55:53
I'm saying.
00:55:56
I see a delicious sandwich.
00:55:57
You're making me hungry.
00:55:57
I like a good sesame seed bun out of my mouth.
00:56:00
Speaking of Milton Berle.
00:56:05
What a fuck.
00:56:06
Starts a conversation like that?
00:56:09
Brady
00:56:10
Brady does.
00:56:11
Speaking of Barack Obama, I just didn't know if we said that
00:56:14
that it looked like him already.
00:56:15
Did we say that?
00:56:16
We did. We said it multiple times.
00:56:18
I don't watch the show.
00:56:19
I said I put the emphasize that Hussein that was that was five.
00:56:23
That was burger.
00:56:24
I thought you put the air the R on burger.
00:56:27
Not for what do you know though I think I'm watching the same the drop that I did.
00:56:31
Yeah. So that was like five minutes ago.
00:56:33
Yeah. Thank you.
00:56:34
Oh I also yeah jokes about it
00:56:38
like so I think Madame de bump Domini.
00:56:41
Mom. Romy.
00:56:43
My mom. Remember?
00:56:45
He reminds me a lot of Obama.
00:56:46
He's like barely lives here.
00:56:48
Possibly wasn't even born here. He came out of nowhere.
00:56:51
And now he's the superstar for the Democratic Party.
00:56:54
Oh, well, sometimes
00:56:57
people get into helicopter accidents
00:57:00
on accident.
00:57:02
Yeah. What if you guys don't understand?
00:57:04
I said you don't seem like you know how to pronounce his name.
00:57:06
So I'll help you out here.
00:57:08
I got to drive. Horseshit.
00:57:11
All the facts said the name is Mamdani and the A and I.
00:57:16
And the name is Mamdani.
00:57:19
And the A and B, and now you learn how to say it.
00:57:24
And the A and B and how you say it.
00:57:26
Learn how to say it and X to make it, and how
00:57:32
I mean,
00:57:33
so it was actually brought to, brought to us from my girlfriend
00:57:36
apparently that's really, popular on TikTok.
00:57:39
And I know that, like, she hasn't brought enough, like,
00:57:42
as much as a metal content to the show as other people's significant others have.
00:57:46
But she's she's trying, you know?
00:57:48
Yeah. No kidding.
00:57:51
I noticed three new shorts this week.
00:57:54
Can you
00:57:56
get his wife's name out your motherfucking mouth?
00:58:00
Yeah, I can, well, I can do that. My,
00:58:03
I don't know, I don't I don't know why.
00:58:05
It's a great question. Nobody asked that.
00:58:06
Why do you go from the frozen bar to your living room?
00:58:08
Flat pants live.
00:58:10
Marcus storms onto the nest.
00:58:12
Keep Gary on, Mike. You.
00:58:13
That was me.
00:58:14
Finish the episode before frostbite.
00:58:16
His wife shut it down.
00:58:17
I hope your little good podcast was worth it.
00:58:20
Drum shield up, Gary, this place.
00:58:22
Yeah.
00:58:24
So that's before I learned to tell it.
00:58:25
To make something that lasts the exact amount of time that I'm given.
00:58:30
Right? Yeah.
00:58:31
Wait till you find out that it doesn't know when to end it.
00:58:34
Wait till you find out it takes full storyboarding.
00:58:38
Like, make it.
00:58:38
Make it last 15 seconds, you know.
00:58:42
So I've just learned accidentally on one of the ones that is recently made,
00:58:45
it was really like sped up because it was trying
00:58:47
to get everything to cram everything into the small package.
00:58:50
And then I learned, oh, if I just tell to do everything really fast, I can then
00:58:53
slow it down after the fact and get more and more time out of the thing.
00:58:57
Yeah, yeah. Oh good idea.
00:59:00
Hey Brady's giggling because he's done it all before.
00:59:06
No no I'm giggling because I just you just trying to squeeze
00:59:09
things more out of something right.
00:59:10
Yeah. Right.
00:59:12
Here you go again.
00:59:13
He's more out of it. Yeah.
00:59:15
Oh it's cute.
00:59:17
It's it's orange.
00:59:18
You just said you just sitting alone at home in your basement.
00:59:21
Just.
00:59:23
But it's kind of a green deal.
00:59:25
But you know what?
00:59:26
You know, this one's called draw.
00:59:27
Fresh squeezed rant. Rant.
00:59:29
I love how it's like a I do like the Nickelodeon style.
00:59:36
Yeah.
00:59:41
Like, I like, broke it.
00:59:44
You shouldn't, bend it that hard.
00:59:48
Sure makes rancid.
00:59:49
Do we see this one?
00:59:51
Some of them are a little bit too realistic when you squeeze it.
00:59:56
Oh, yeah.
00:59:56
This is the cucumber I've started with this one.
00:59:59
That's clearly a cucumber.
01:00:01
Hey, I'm stealing from anywhere.
01:00:04
It's just.
01:00:05
I don't know what a green dill, though, is.
01:00:06
It's just like, close enough right there.
01:00:10
So you slice these orange.
01:00:14
Oh, look, a butterfly.
01:00:16
Oh, look, a butterfly.
01:00:21
You. Yeah.
01:00:24
Is it like, is more going to come out and it's going to turn into
01:00:27
like a Jurassic Park situation where it's encased
01:00:30
in orange semen for million, a million years.
01:00:33
Orange semen. What the fuck are you talking about?
01:00:35
That's called slime.
01:00:37
Oh, yeah. Oh.
01:00:39
Oh, you're thinking it's.
01:00:40
What do you think I am? An,
01:00:44
It's done.
01:00:53
This is going to be a really good show.
01:00:55
I don't I didn't tell already.
01:00:58
I'm really upset about my titling.
01:01:00
I have it scrape all my links and I grab the titles, and it missed,
01:01:03
so I can't tell the title of any of the videos this week.
01:01:06
Well.
01:01:09
Yeah, sure.
01:01:10
I wasn't on the. Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to play music on the hour.
01:01:12
I thought I would start some type of a pattern.
01:01:14
Yeah, I do it. Yeah.
01:01:15
Or we already played music on the oh, we oh, I already played music.
01:01:18
If you guys want you there.
01:01:21
I got a sarcastic mashup of four minutes ago
01:01:24
and the name is Mom Donny and all right,
01:01:29
the name is mom, Donny and the MTV.
01:01:33
And how are you gonna say it and make me and how you said learn how to say it
01:01:40
because we have one.
01:01:46
Oh, yeah.
01:01:47
The moose, the borderline mashup did not work.
01:01:51
The timing.
01:01:54
That's all right.
01:01:55
Because Madonna said, one of the ohmygod,
01:01:59
yeah, one of those.
01:02:07
I wasn't trying to be funny.
01:02:11
This is whatever music I want, right?
01:02:13
It is funny.
01:02:14
It is world order like.
01:02:18
No way.
01:02:20
Let me see
01:02:23
me up.
01:02:25
It's quite echoey.
01:02:27
I see, yeah, it doesn't match up my bed is.
01:02:32
Oh, this is okay.
01:02:35
This is good, I like it.
01:02:36
I mean, like, you know, maybe they don't.
01:02:40
And it's Madonna, which sucks. I'm,
01:02:44
Michigan native.
01:02:56
You are the same.
01:02:59
Like,
01:03:02
she's like, I'm going to lose my mind, you see?
01:03:06
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my.
01:03:12
Oh, I mean, I
01:03:15
this.
01:03:16
Yeah,
01:03:18
I have you let me down
01:03:20
when I look my baby let me
01:03:25
stop trying to be I just want to stay
01:03:29
I think it's a grind.
01:03:33
What is the plural of grind?
01:03:34
Grind? I.
01:03:38
That's more or less the past curve.
01:03:41
Keep pushing me.
01:03:42
You pushing? I love
01:03:45
you. Leave it.
01:03:47
Come on, come on. I.
01:03:55
It's insane because I haven't seen, like, young Madonna in forever.
01:03:58
And all I see is old Madonna.
01:04:00
And the fact that anyone thought that this bitch was hot back then is.
01:04:03
It's hilarious. Because, like, see what she's become?
01:04:05
It's like, oh, like the butthole vagina thing.
01:04:08
Sorry.
01:04:08
Extraction.
01:04:12
What are we doing to the poor dog?
01:04:15
It's so weird.
01:04:16
I've got it down.
01:04:19
It's still me.
01:04:19
Does it sound like it doesn't hate it?
01:04:21
It's not like it's like, oh, get the shit off me.
01:04:22
But at the same time, like, what are you doing? What do you just.
01:04:24
Why are you deciding to do that to your dog? Why?
01:04:27
Why is that the thing?
01:04:28
Like never once I had a dog scared.
01:04:30
Oh, I'm going to have the dog that has roller skates. Why?
01:04:32
It has feet.
01:04:33
It'll be just fine. I don't.
01:04:34
What is this?
01:04:35
Weird like obsession with pushing shit on creatures that have no idea
01:04:40
what's going on, to do things that it normally would never do.
01:04:43
I don't.
01:04:44
A friend of mine would wrap his cat's paws with tape
01:04:47
because he thought it was so funny.
01:04:48
The way it jumped around like it looked insane.
01:04:51
So he he's at least doing it for the like.
01:04:54
He's being a dick about it, but at least he's bleeding about it.
01:04:57
These people are doing the same thing, but they're like, no, no, I'm so playing.
01:05:01
I'm just just trying to teach the dog to skate.
01:05:03
She loves it.
01:05:04
It's like like these assholes that have, like, they're cats
01:05:07
and they're fucking like again, I saw the one that one time, I don't know
01:05:12
your story, but not really.
01:05:13
But a dude, a menards had a fucking bird in his backpack.
01:05:16
He had a backpack with a bird in it.
01:05:19
Well, that would be a bird pack.
01:05:20
Then it was like a bird backpack.
01:05:21
It had like a like it was meant for a little cage.
01:05:24
Like a little cage over there on the store with his fucking bird.
01:05:28
It's like him. Leave that at home.
01:05:30
The fuck's wrong with you? No.
01:05:31
He can't. It probably would fly away.
01:05:33
It's a bird.
01:05:33
No, no. Yes.
01:05:35
You keep it in a cage and watching it down. Look at it.
01:05:37
He's bending down, looking at shit.
01:05:38
And as the thing goes down, the bird's got to like, like, lean into it
01:05:42
and lean out of it like it's it's it was hilarious, but not really.
01:05:45
It was kind of sad and fucked up like a
01:05:48
we, we talked to him for.
01:05:49
So we're like, oh shit, that's a bird. Yeah.
01:05:51
We pretended to be nice and we walk away and talk shit about it.
01:05:54
Let it out.
01:05:54
That's what I would say. If you love it, let it out.
01:05:57
If it loves you, it'll come back.
01:06:00
Right.
01:06:01
Just like,
01:06:02
And I abandoned the chair every 15 minutes, roughly.
01:06:05
Anyway. Yeah.
01:06:06
He's going.
01:06:07
He's got a fire outside. He's going to go warm up and he'll be back.
01:06:10
What does he bring? The inside.
01:06:11
Wait, did you ever think of that, Gary?
01:06:13
Maybe it's warmer outside, I tried.
01:06:16
Yeah, well, I'm on fire.
01:06:18
I lost the dog in the process.
01:06:19
Here, here's a you.
01:06:21
When I go to pee, I pee out the right side of the door.
01:06:25
But I noticed that facing the neighbors.
01:06:28
Who's got the porch light on right now.
01:06:30
So I peed, left.
01:06:32
Maybe they had the lighting for you, I remember that.
01:06:35
Oh, what is brother said?
01:06:38
What is the plural of the ground?
01:06:42
Oh, crap.
01:06:43
The dog's found.
01:06:44
So I had this brilliant idea.
01:06:45
What if.
01:06:45
What if one time, you do like an, you you have a fire
01:06:50
and you make some food, and you, like, sit by the fire and do a show
01:06:54
by the fire while you like, make a sandwich or something.
01:06:58
So you remember the Thanksgiving frog legs. Hey.
01:07:01
Yeah, I hated that. Yeah.
01:07:02
So sometimes in the world,
01:07:05
where am I screen so fucking dark to the jersey.
01:07:09
Oh, there's fuck because no one told me.
01:07:12
I mean, with the good fucking morning, you're going, why are you watching Gary
01:07:15
from 15ft away? Hang out by fire pit?
01:07:19
Good.
01:07:20
A recent study shows that people are much happier when they're not
01:07:24
surrounded by a bunch of massive fucking twat waffles.
01:07:27
Just let me grab my umbrella.
01:07:29
It's fucking raining idiots out there.
01:07:31
If liar's pants really did catch on fire,
01:07:34
being at work would be so much more fucking fun.
01:07:37
Holy fuck.
01:07:38
Keep spreading the fuckery.
01:07:41
Thanks, Gary.
01:07:42
That's great clip. It's raining.
01:07:44
Great clips.
01:07:47
What's up with this guy?
01:07:50
Once he got to me doggy style
01:07:54
you into me, give me some of your sand.
01:07:56
So I'm like, that's that's.
01:08:00
Good.
01:08:00
That's my
01:08:02
I know, I know that guy to where I could maybe Nickelback things.
01:08:05
You see.
01:08:07
You know it was me based on a couple of minor situations.
01:08:11
I just I had a note here
01:08:13
that he's supposed to be a guest, and it was following up on it.
01:08:16
Yeah, I don't know. I don't like doing that.
01:08:19
I could, but it's just
01:08:21
I don't know him like that, but he definitely would.
01:08:22
But again, I don't know what he's going to.
01:08:24
I don't know if he wants to entertain our.
01:08:30
Situation.
01:08:31
Don't forget our he probably would because he's a nice guy.
01:08:34
Large rants all over bikinis on sale
01:08:38
for half off through, Black Friday.
01:08:42
Why is it going to be black?
01:08:46
Well, you know.
01:08:50
That's what they call it.
01:08:53
There's a better picture of it.
01:08:55
That's the shirt right there.
01:08:58
That's why it's gotta be black. They
01:09:01
okay?
01:09:02
Yeah.
01:09:06
John.
01:09:09
Look at the look at the mustache again.
01:09:11
Now look at the mustache again.
01:09:12
It looks like he's being sucked in.
01:09:14
And it's like, not a good time.
01:09:16
Either that or it looks like he's overly enjoying it way too much.
01:09:19
It's hard to tell.
01:09:21
It's hard to tell.
01:09:22
Those are like eyes of over excitement or eyes of, like, slight fear.
01:09:26
What I want to do to make it the best bikini ever is
01:09:29
I want to get like a mold forming so his nose actually sticks out.
01:09:33
He looks like you're doing it.
01:09:34
Yeah, yeah, you can you just put it on a dude?
01:09:38
Yeah, that'll do it.
01:09:42
So this bikini is for them?
01:09:45
Yeah.
01:09:47
Well, then, I don't know. It depends on the duct.
01:09:48
You have.
01:09:50
Thanks for the follow.
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01:10:08
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01:10:10
I can't stop looking at that.
01:10:11
I want to watch pinball.
01:10:13
I don't want to watch some fagot play pinball.
01:10:14
Thursdays. Fagots playing pinball.
01:10:18
It should be great if I get pinball.
01:10:21
I never do that.
01:10:22
So many people are interested in it gaming, so I don't.
01:10:26
I don't get watching gaming gamers, but there's a lot of people that do it.
01:10:29
Yeah, there's people, I promise those games.
01:10:31
Speaking of which,
01:10:32
I playing pinball is to me because I want to play anything sometimes.
01:10:35
But yeah, well, is there on Thursday night, stream
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from May 11th, 2023 of, pinball Space
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is also an off grid arcade
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Thursday night pinball show.
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These are in this one?
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No, those aren't it.
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We, We don't have it scheduled yet.
01:10:59
We'll we'll start it. We'll start soon.
01:11:02
We're also going to have the, wives and significant
01:11:05
others of fladge rants start their podcast.
01:11:08
Oh. I can't wait for that.
01:11:11
That's all the best
01:11:12
show we'll now they'll replace this one.
01:11:16
She wanted to be me for Halloween and, oh, the show.
01:11:20
But I had to put my foot down on that one.
01:11:24
I think that'll be cool.
01:11:25
I don't want her living the, public life role.
01:11:29
Well, once she realizes how cool it is, you get your seat back.
01:11:34
I become Muslim when it comes to my marriage.
01:11:37
Hello? Okay,
01:11:39
I like those.
01:11:40
They got some pretty reasonable rules.
01:11:44
Actually, Kash Patel is.
01:11:46
Sounds Indian. And the FBI director.
01:11:49
Did you know that Indian women have to walk, like, two paces behind their husband
01:11:55
and power?
01:11:57
I do now.
01:11:58
There you go. But.
01:12:03
But you know, you know,
01:12:04
the whole world's a patriarchy.
01:12:09
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
01:12:12
No, I'm.
01:12:12
I'm in favor. I mean.
01:12:16
I don't have a problem with that.
01:12:19
But I don't get offended for other groups.
01:12:22
Like that. Doesn't make sense to me, right?
01:12:24
Usually those groups aren't the ones that are offended at all.
01:12:26
It's somebody else who's like, oh, I feel bad, and I have to defend them.
01:12:30
No, they need me.
01:12:31
You know, you you're you're an offended atheist.
01:12:35
You get offended when people talk about God.
01:12:38
No, I think he's he has apathy.
01:12:40
He feels sorry for you because you're retarded as well. He.
01:12:42
I don't think he gets. Oh, don't.
01:12:43
Do you get angry? Do you actually get angry?
01:12:45
Oh you have you do. I should show
01:12:48
I have we go again. No.
01:12:52
Okay. Right.
01:12:54
Pretty good.
01:12:57
Ones brother
01:12:58
say he says Brady's old lady walks ten feet behind him.
01:13:02
Oh. Ten feet. Yeah.
01:13:03
Hey, that was good, brother.
01:13:06
She does walk behind me, but not because she has a toddler too.
01:13:09
It's just because I walk so fucking fast.
01:13:12
No, when I when I watch the show and I comment, it's like ten minutes later
01:13:18
and you guys have forgotten what I was responding to.
01:13:22
Well, drew forgets what he's talking about in mid-sentence.
01:13:25
Wait, what can you say again?
01:13:27
I forgot what you were saying.
01:13:28
Yeah I know, oh, you guys are adorable.
01:13:31
Sometimes I'll trail off in the middle of.
01:13:36
Yeah.
01:13:39
Well, it's like every everything I have
01:13:40
is either anime or sandwiches or sandwich.
01:13:45
Are you just tripping on on my end, or is it? You're in
01:13:47
synthesis, synthesis, synthesis?
01:13:50
We've got brownout conditions here. Oh.
01:13:54
Oh, this.
01:13:56
So this is off.
01:13:57
Welcome back to Fladge Rants live broadcasting from the Sub-Zero laboratory.
01:13:59
That is my garage.
01:14:00
My voice sounds like it's shivering. It's because it is very.
01:14:02
Shut that nerd show off and let the heat in and fuck off.
01:14:05
That, folks, is field noise uncontrollable? Also my wife.
01:14:07
We love her. We.
01:14:08
I love that one.
01:14:10
That's my favorite one.
01:14:13
I like these like.
01:14:19
Makes the short
01:14:20
list of things that her demands says I love.
01:14:24
I love that fucking logo.
01:14:26
Neon sign in the back. That's fucking brilliant.
01:14:28
Oh, it says both in one eye. It's like built in.
01:14:30
Yeah, right.
01:14:31
Yeah.
01:14:32
It looks like Lance worm car farts.
01:14:37
What? It's fucking great.
01:14:39
Yeah, I love it.
01:14:40
It says flat trans, but it's like, oh, I heard it.
01:14:42
I love it like this sign here, I see it,
01:14:46
I think I see it, shared it, shared her.
01:14:51
But there's no R and
01:14:53
flag. Oh it's the D I get it okay.
01:14:56
The N is like this like little and would be like just right here.
01:15:00
Don't even look to the one to the right of it.
01:15:02
Are you going to like being on a fucking mushroom trip?
01:15:04
F the trophy r even though it's missing this thing?
01:15:09
And then a and then this would be the end and then C and then obviously.
01:15:13
Yes, I like it.
01:15:14
Fucking brilliant.
01:15:15
What's on the laptop
01:15:18
I don't know,
01:15:19
alien stuff.
01:15:21
Looks like scripture won't let me zoom anymore.
01:15:24
Anymore. Oh secretly.
01:15:25
Do you secretly read the Bible all the time?
01:15:27
Don't you?
01:15:28
It's not secretly.
01:15:30
I am a big fan of the Bible and all mythology openly read it.
01:15:36
I love mythology, right?
01:15:38
Myths. So Bible study is good. The phone sex is good.
01:15:41
We're good.
01:15:42
We're good to be this one.
01:15:44
No, I love the Bible study.
01:15:46
I want your Bible study.
01:15:48
Yes, yes.
01:15:52
Yeah, but what's the what would your motivation be to lead that Bible study?
01:15:56
You're you just going to legitimately just lead a Bible study
01:15:59
and then walk away from it and go, okay, I led a Bible study.
01:16:03
No, I'm going to like, are you going to, like, sit there and
01:16:08
why not contradict something much like a chicken
01:16:10
would peck at something, point out,
01:16:14
similar things like where
01:16:16
they ripped off Homer or, Gilgamesh.
01:16:20
You're going to blatantly try to turn them.
01:16:21
Atheist is what you're going to do.
01:16:22
You're going to
01:16:23
you're going to talk to them about you're going to hold a Bible study.
01:16:26
Just so you can push your atheist principles.
01:16:29
It's a Bible study for atheists. Just
01:16:33
because they just don't know it yet.
01:16:38
No, you don't understand the concept.
01:16:42
No. What do you study, dude, that's like.
01:16:45
That's like the.
01:16:48
That's like, dehydrated water.
01:16:53
Yeah. Just that water.
01:16:54
Atheist Bible study.
01:16:56
Dehydrated water.
01:16:59
A lot of atheists study the Bible.
01:17:03
So much time.
01:17:03
We got 12:00. We got a guest.
01:17:07
Yeah, we in about 40 minutes.
01:17:09
He has a break.
01:17:11
40 minutes.
01:17:12
You're going to be here 40 minutes longer, I believe you.
01:17:15
I will be right.
01:17:18
I thought he's ready to kind of get through this shit.
01:17:22
Know I just got a warm
01:17:24
wait. What's you got in your hand?
01:17:26
Well, that starts right away, man.
01:17:27
You can't miss that.
01:17:29
Wow. They look like little dicks.
01:17:32
You know what? What?
01:17:34
What are you three doing here today,
01:17:40
If we only knew it.
01:17:43
This says when three grandmas try
01:17:45
magic mushrooms for the first time.
01:17:48
Really?
01:17:48
You. Wow.
01:17:53
I don't have a lot of people in my circle
01:17:55
that do mushrooms and do anything about mushrooms.
01:17:56
I mean, because I cook the mushrooms and stuff, it's not the same as that of my own
01:18:00
with the big new journey is to,
01:18:05
explore a house, you know, dude,
01:18:08
if it, Holy shit, she ate the whole thing up.
01:18:12
Maybe some blocks that I might have or any, you know, new experience.
01:18:17
I want to get enlightened.
01:18:18
You know, at my age, I figured, what the hell, I don't have much to lose.
01:18:23
I guess I figured maybe she's my favorite.
01:18:26
She's my favorite.
01:18:27
I would she gave up on life in her hair.
01:18:30
I like to be things or objects.
01:18:32
I don't know what's wrong with giving up on my hair.
01:18:35
Is it taste?
01:18:35
Do you think she's ever smiled? No.
01:18:38
Not so.
01:18:39
I have never taken mushrooms.
01:18:40
That's not like a player upon her.
01:18:42
That's everything I learned yesterday. I've never taken them. Do you?
01:18:45
Nowadays, in 2025, do you eat the shroom or do you eat chocolate?
01:18:47
Or do you eat tea? Powder capsule.
01:18:51
I would always have to like throw the the arms up
01:18:55
and everything was smashed in between three pieces.
01:18:57
Slices of pizza.
01:18:59
Oh, God.
01:19:00
Even then, if you don't like, break it up.
01:19:03
Just you're pulling out strands and it's just a really chewy sort of.
01:19:06
But it's just.
01:19:07
Yeah, I always found it interesting.
01:19:09
I was like, popping in my mouth and just smiling at whole texture.
01:19:12
Though I'm really more of a can for chewing it up makes it more effective.
01:19:16
That's a really hard one.
01:19:17
Chewing and shapes behind you.
01:19:19
It doesn't taste good.
01:19:20
Is oh, they're just digesting it with like the food
01:19:24
is going to make a pyramid or a better, included cheese to that.
01:19:30
The words back in the other round.
01:19:32
Oh no it's mushrooms.
01:19:34
Mushrooms are in the middle.
01:19:36
It's going to be better if I do that.
01:19:38
I'm more like my brother, although I was learning piano solo, so
01:19:42
I'm going to stick with diluted on that.
01:19:44
No, because it's going to pass through your system
01:19:46
quicker, feel left out because it's all my clay.
01:19:49
That's one.
01:19:50
If you have food in your system,
01:19:51
it's like when you take medication, they want you to take it with food.
01:19:54
While you take vitamins only thing in your system,
01:19:56
you're going to pass it faster than it is able to.
01:19:59
If that's not, why.
01:20:03
Yeah, she's got also it dilutes it.
01:20:06
Thank you.
01:20:07
I've been married four times.
01:20:09
It doesn't, it just causes it to absorb.
01:20:11
Anybody surprised that she's been married for ten?
01:20:14
Exactly what I'm saying here.
01:20:17
And how many times?
01:20:18
That stuff. Surprisingly.
01:20:21
You know, here I'm in the club.
01:20:24
This poor man, his is.
01:20:25
This is all they're doing is sitting in a room.
01:20:27
This is a terrible experience, then.
01:20:30
Oh, my God, you here?
01:20:32
It's also BPA mills.
01:20:34
I don't know, I've had some.
01:20:36
Definitely for the first time.
01:20:39
Definitely.
01:20:40
Everything is moving a little bit.
01:20:42
Three hours in the last like the same
01:20:44
six hours, six, 4 to 6 hours.
01:20:48
It's go for a walk.
01:20:49
But if I think about it every time trees move, I think of Brie.
01:20:55
They're they're dancing. Oh, yeah.
01:20:58
It's the hair.
01:20:59
Okay. Shimmery bells. Okay.
01:21:00
This part symbolizes warmth and love.
01:21:05
Compassion enhances that in your one's like my hands.
01:21:08
Cold. Can I put it between your legs to stay warm?
01:21:11
What I love about rocks is that each one has its own essence.
01:21:15
Oh, it does know she's the one that looks like penises.
01:21:19
Everything looks like cocks to her.
01:21:21
She's been married four times.
01:21:22
She's got a lot.
01:21:24
Yeah. No.
01:21:26
Oh, he needs to.
01:21:29
Okay, so one fall, one.
01:21:31
It's a replacement.
01:21:33
What?
01:21:34
She likes the way that rock feels like what I.
01:21:38
They have.
01:21:38
She was just supposed to take a rock to play with it.
01:21:41
A booster is if,
01:21:44
for instance, a person you become a state licensed suicide hater
01:21:48
because it sounds like a very easy job or I'm not doing it enough
01:21:53
and they get paid for, so they have thousands.
01:21:57
You get paid in vibes
01:22:00
say that they want to go deeper.
01:22:02
They can also say no, this is dude.
01:22:04
Every woman I know says go deeper,
01:22:08
okay?
01:22:09
Her head was turned sideways, but despite that one,
01:22:11
I was still slightly higher than the other one.
01:22:13
It was very visible
01:22:15
and that's what I was looking at.
01:22:18
What do you do now?
01:22:19
Listen.
01:22:22
So hard.
01:22:23
I. I'm
01:22:27
I I'm not ready to be too much.
01:22:31
I also, I.
01:22:36
I do this is definitely a Pavlovian response.
01:22:40
The song came out of me is the Kanye.
01:22:42
Who is that? Who sings that?
01:22:44
Oh, that can't be right.
01:22:46
I mean, he doesn't understand the experience.
01:22:49
No, he is here.
01:22:52
It came on somewhere and I was like.
01:22:54
I started reaching for my weed just out of habit.
01:22:57
Oh, say, you're cute, my dog.
01:22:59
But you're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
01:23:03
I'm in a long marriage, and of course there's all kinds of complications
01:23:07
with that, she said.
01:23:08
May grow part or maybe,
01:23:11
there isn't as much passion as there might have been in the past.
01:23:15
You might have attractions for other people, or I have had.
01:23:20
And, you know what?
01:23:22
Well, what do you do about that?
01:23:23
I don't know, I had some beautiful lot of you, lady.
01:23:27
That's not everywhere. You know, everyone.
01:23:29
You know, you've been married a while.
01:23:30
You're attracted to the butcher.
01:23:31
You have sex with the butcher, you get a divorce, you're on your fourth husband.
01:23:34
Patterns. And that's not everyone in.
01:23:36
And I sort of said,
01:23:37
okay, well, I'm going to try and talk to God here or myself or whatever is here.
01:23:41
My insides are well, some people kind of
01:23:46
have one love and that's it for their whole life.
01:23:49
Fun. Yeah. And some people are not.
01:23:51
I've replaced all my memories of other women with my wife.
01:23:54
How's that for fucking other things that draw psychologically for 32 years?
01:24:00
And I found it as a way to not get in trouble and be like,
01:24:03
hey, man, remember that one time we went to fucking Crystal mountain
01:24:06
and we she's like, we never went to Crystal mountain age.
01:24:08
Like, I'm sorry, honey.
01:24:09
All all my memories have been replaced with you
01:24:13
is how I you when you.
01:24:15
Yes, that's how I got admitted. And now it's like just a sweet thing.
01:24:17
And I just did it. Now no other women exist.
01:24:21
There's a real beauty in those years that you sure to get there,
01:24:26
even though you know you're probably not
01:24:29
in a relationship where you need to worry about gaining points.
01:24:32
Oh, no.
01:24:34
Oh, see, if we wake up, if we need to wake up the next morning
01:24:36
and we didn't kill each other, then that's a success.
01:24:39
Do you get.
01:24:40
How are you doing?
01:24:44
Are you okay?
01:24:45
Okay. I didn't even know how that was in there.
01:24:47
It just came out. Well, it's.
01:24:49
Oh, can I hold your hand?
01:24:51
Oh, can I hold your hand right now?
01:24:53
I was, dizzy a little bit, so, you know, I told you that's how it starts.
01:24:58
I was like, when I was 12, my hand cold.
01:25:00
Can I keep it warm between your legs?
01:25:02
I delivering was.
01:25:05
And when I was wet, she didn't even know where to say.
01:25:09
Do you get sick of mushrooms?
01:25:10
Like, like you do ayahuasca and peyote and all that shit.
01:25:13
So why do you have to throw up in bar first?
01:25:15
Update over the good ones.
01:25:17
I was trying to do that and I didn't talk to.
01:25:21
Certainly didn't talk to my mother.
01:25:22
Didn't talk to my father.
01:25:24
I was waiting for, This woman looks so happy.
01:25:27
Come in with an elephant.
01:25:29
And I could have hopped up on that elephant. Wow.
01:25:31
I would have been super happy on that one.
01:25:33
But the elephant never came there.
01:25:35
She let you?
01:25:38
Because that's you in the ring with Buddha.
01:25:39
Say, don't you have to manifest your own elephant lady?
01:25:43
So how did you get there?
01:25:46
How is that girl?
01:25:47
It's interesting.
01:25:48
You said she was kind of vague.
01:25:50
Do we read these already?
01:25:52
Oh, it's been so many years.
01:25:54
Grinding up shrooms is the best way.
01:25:56
Hey, not some girl.
01:25:59
You can put them in capsules and take them or sprinkle them on whatever food.
01:26:01
It makes it much better.
01:26:03
Yeah.
01:26:03
Yes. That's another thing too is I absolutely hate regular mushrooms.
01:26:06
Exactly.
01:26:08
Let's see.
01:26:08
I can't tell you. Yeah.
01:26:09
That's usually how you went with us, because you lived in Miami,
01:26:12
and I might not hear from you for three years.
01:26:14
You little shit flowers in
01:26:17
the industry.
01:26:18
Okay?
01:26:20
I mean, even though the image was big shit flower
01:26:23
speaking with was a picture from her picture that I still have of her.
01:26:28
Okay, I realize that you said picture at first
01:26:32
picture.
01:26:34
He she corrected herself.
01:26:35
She said it correct the second time.
01:26:37
This lady probably lovely, but the world is broken.
01:26:39
My brain.
01:26:40
I'm not sure if it's actually.
01:26:44
I don't even know what word to use.
01:26:45
Feminine. But Indian.
01:26:47
Born a man, Indian?
01:26:50
No, no, not not so much cultural as in
01:26:54
general,
01:26:56
but ginger beer.
01:26:57
Right to the chair
01:26:59
for 15 minutes, roughly anywhere I can put my mind needed to see you go to.
01:27:02
I'm so.
01:27:03
Would you all do it again? Absolutely.
01:27:06
Oh for sure.
01:27:07
Oh, yeah.
01:27:07
I would need a controlled environment.
01:27:10
I mean, I would take with somebody walks up
01:27:13
to me in a Ziploc bag and say, let's do these shrooms.
01:27:16
I'm not.
01:27:17
No, I'm not that I love to travel and that's good advice.
01:27:21
A journey sensation of seniors, right?
01:27:24
Do not take drugs when strangers come up and hand them teeth.
01:27:27
Don't put that in there anymore.
01:27:29
Don't keep our energy down. Come on.
01:27:33
The short haired one wanted
01:27:34
to have sex with the black haired one.
01:27:39
You like the window?
01:27:39
Yeah, the black haired one.
01:27:41
Did you hear about the ghost particles they discovered?
01:27:43
I don't have a video for it.
01:27:47
But it could be a long, boring story.
01:27:49
These ghost particles might be the reason anything exists at all.
01:27:54
Apparently, a Japanese and a US team joined forces.
01:27:56
I'm going to read through this real quick.
01:27:59
Here's what you learn when you read the study.
01:28:01
In the beginning of the universe, matter
01:28:02
somehow outmaneuvered anti-matter, creating the stuff filled universe we now
01:28:07
know and love today, scientists from two large, long
01:28:11
baseline experiments in the US and Japan have joined forces to study neutrinos,
01:28:15
elusive particles that might be responsible for matter
01:28:18
conquering anti-matter and even greater detail.
01:28:22
While the data doesn't discern whether or not neutrinos are behind this
01:28:25
mystery, the study shows that large collaborations
01:28:28
between experiments can help push scientists closer to the answer.
01:28:30
So they didn't find anything. Why are they even talking? Oh.
01:28:37
Is there matter?
01:28:39
And anti-matter particles are always produced as a pair.
01:28:42
Well, that makes sense.
01:28:44
Isn't that like ying and yang?
01:28:46
Yeah.
01:28:48
Equilibrium.
01:28:50
Was that, like, potentially the fight between good and evil?
01:28:55
Sure.
01:28:56
Where that comes from.
01:28:59
No. My mind comes from within.
01:29:03
So the reasoning goes that after
01:29:05
intense microseconds of the universe, chaotic origin story,
01:29:08
the after birth or afterlife, if you will, should have simply been pure energy.
01:29:14
But as you and I are evidence of.
01:29:16
That's not what happened.
01:29:17
Why aren't we just a big giant fireball?
01:29:20
The reason why matter won out in the end, has been
01:29:22
the subject of intense scientific studies for decades.
01:29:26
Something about neutrinos.
01:29:28
To better understand neutrinos, these two large scale experiments are happening.
01:29:33
Come on, tell me something.
01:29:34
Okay. By making a joint analysis,
01:29:38
you can get a
01:29:39
more precise measurement than each experiment can produce.
01:29:42
Okay, so they're just.
01:29:43
It seems like they have refined the measurement
01:29:46
of some particle connected to the neutrino,
01:29:49
because I keep thinking that we found the smallest particle ever.
01:29:52
Right.
01:29:52
That's that's where we're at trying to find the building block of life.
01:29:56
The God particle, if you will, God particle scared people.
01:29:59
So they changed it to ghost particle.
01:30:03
But it's there.
01:30:04
They just don't know how to actually define it.
01:30:08
They're going to find it
01:30:11
and it will mean nothing, because it's still out of our realm
01:30:13
of understanding and out of our manipulation control.
01:30:16
Oh, there's dirt.
01:30:19
Should we play the thing?
01:30:22
I am in the hallway.
01:30:24
In the hallway.
01:30:25
We can skip the Sabina, but I do want to see the, the weiner.
01:30:31
For women.
01:30:32
Have you been watching his wieners?
01:30:34
Okay. More wieners, please.
01:30:37
Like. Sorry. What?
01:30:38
What is it?
01:30:40
It's, wiener sandwich.
01:30:45
That's right.
01:30:46
I guess for a second, I'm gonna have to work on these titles.
01:30:49
I really fucked up today.
01:30:52
We got, one rat man.
01:30:54
Oh, what?
01:30:57
Big business commandments, like rent rules.
01:30:59
Now, Moses, God isn't some bearded cloud, dad.
01:31:02
It's a species, an advanced board.
01:31:04
One that likes to play civilization.
01:31:06
Sims with planets, blasphemy, and the afterlife.
01:31:09
Marketing a coupon for obedience.
01:31:11
When you flatline, you shut off just like a snuffed porch fart.
01:31:15
Truth. But truth beats fairy tales.
01:31:17
No one rent one win.
01:31:19
Class dismissed.
01:31:21
Nice.
01:31:24
That's beautiful.
01:31:25
Draw, is it?
01:31:28
Yeah.
01:31:29
It brought a tear to my eye.
01:31:32
Well, fuck it, let's just go into the second one then.
01:31:35
Is. There's also a second
01:31:38
one. Right, man.
01:31:40
It was.
01:31:40
This sounds right, man.
01:31:42
Doesn't.
01:31:44
If you have two,
01:31:45
four locos, that's eight locos.
01:31:48
Yes. Really? The man.
01:31:51
An infinite being made the universe.
01:31:52
If you have two. One. Right? Man, that's two.
01:31:54
Make man.
01:31:56
Yeah.
01:31:56
I knew you'd start over.
01:31:57
I'm gonna talk again just because of you. Now started a thing.
01:32:00
There's only 28 seconds.
01:32:01
I mean, it's, you know. Yeah.
01:32:03
No. La la la la la la la.
01:32:05
Being made the universe. But catch up without.
01:32:07
You want to tell me an infinite being made the universe.
01:32:09
I didn't even talk that time, man, man. Come on. That's more.
01:32:12
You want to tell me?
01:32:13
An infinite being made the universe but can't show up without strong
01:32:16
the middle man?
01:32:17
Come on, that's marketing.
01:32:18
You want to tell me you're talking me?
01:32:20
The universe? Keep it going for a little.
01:32:22
After what?
01:32:23
Tell me.
01:32:23
An infinite being made the universe
01:32:25
but can't show up without scrolls and middleman.
01:32:27
Come on, that's marketing.
01:32:28
Not you want to tell me an infinite being made the universe
01:32:30
but can't show up without scrolls and middlemen?
01:32:32
Come on. That's marketing, not metaphysics.
01:32:34
The Kingdom of God is is built to give power to those who claim to speak for it.
01:32:38
If God is real, he wouldn't need PR prophets of parables.
01:32:41
Truth doesn't hide behind riddles.
01:32:43
Listen up Carpenter, you can heal the sick and multiply bread.
01:32:46
Great party tricks.
01:32:46
But the idea that a perfect infinite being needs worship,
01:32:49
that's a human invention to control other humans.
01:32:50
It's a story, not a structure of the universe. Morality. We built it.
01:32:53
Meaning we choose it.
01:32:54
God a construct I don't need faith when I have facts.
01:32:59
That's brilliant.
01:33:03
Is it?
01:33:05
Yeah, I like that.
01:33:06
I like the cartoons.
01:33:09
Okay.
01:33:09
Things to, still need ceremony and witnessing, though.
01:33:12
And tradition otherwise easy says that, the cartoon flesh
01:33:16
looks grumpy.
01:33:19
Does he understand how old your generation is?
01:33:23
Yes. Yeah.
01:33:25
You know, you could have two.
01:33:26
You could have grandchildren. Yes.
01:33:30
And I don't just mean, like, 11 year old. No.
01:33:34
Ever grandchildren.
01:33:35
Yeah. Yeah,
01:33:38
I know, not that there's anything wrong with that.
01:33:42
No. I think his point
01:33:43
was that I don't look grumpy.
01:33:47
When the brothers call me pops, you just look creepy.
01:33:50
You look down here.
01:33:51
Gimme me a sandwich.
01:33:52
Guys, we're out here.
01:33:56
For me?
01:33:58
Let's fucking go on a fucking ride in Europe.
01:34:01
I fucking love you like.
01:34:09
Already in the thing.
01:34:12
Oh, it is so
01:34:14
not the same. It.
01:34:16
It's going to get there.
01:34:18
We had shorts this week with thousands of views already.
01:34:21
Yeah, one of them, one of them was hot dog.
01:34:25
Almost a sandwich.
01:34:27
Oh, shit.
01:34:28
You went so fast, I couldn't pause it out of saying, oh, that's not a sandwich.
01:34:31
That's a sandwich.
01:34:32
No, it's laying on top of the bread.
01:34:35
How do you fall? You supposed to fold that?
01:34:37
How are you supposed to fold that with all that shit?
01:34:38
When you eat it, you're. At what point you got that at least?
01:34:41
Yeah, it's it's in order to be a sandwich in my mind for you.
01:34:44
You're allowed to take two of them.
01:34:45
Oh, stupid face sandwich.
01:34:48
No, because that's defeats.
01:34:50
That's like saying, military intelligence or
01:34:55
that's the only one I can think of right now.
01:34:57
The only oxymoron you can think of.
01:35:01
I just heard a noise.
01:35:02
Must have got an early break.
01:35:04
I don't know what just happened, but I've got this for a second.
01:35:08
Really?
01:35:08
Do I not have it anymore?
01:35:10
Hey, dude.
01:35:11
God damn it, you stupid thing.
01:35:14
I used to just let me do whatever I wanted here.
01:35:17
Did it really used to?
01:35:18
Why'd you put it back up after I took it down?
01:35:20
Who's stupid now?
01:35:22
Why are you hitting yourself?
01:35:23
Quit Cogitating statements and use an open faced club.
01:35:27
The sandwich.
01:35:28
I'm open faced.
01:35:30
I get it way.
01:35:32
Sandwich. Wow!
01:35:36
Open face club sandwich.
01:35:40
That was fun.
01:35:43
Twas the night before Christmas.
01:35:47
And all through the house.
01:35:49
Now the creature was stirring.
01:35:51
Not even a brother. Brother.
01:35:54
I'm looking for the theme song, but I did.
01:35:56
I didn't get rid of it.
01:35:57
I don't know, but why do you have to hide yourself in order to find it?
01:36:01
Because I'm making to find it.
01:36:05
That's okay.
01:36:06
We can,
01:36:08
roll with one more thing I thought I had till 12:00.
01:36:12
I got time
01:36:14
from the coldest barn in podcast history.
01:36:16
Fladge rants, live storms onto your knees.
01:36:19
Be Gary bald, bespectacled and desperate to finish the episode
01:36:23
before the heat runs out.
01:36:26
I hope your little podcast was worth it, George.
01:36:28
The door slam.
01:36:30
If you miss it, does the door slam?
01:36:33
There it is.
01:36:36
If you don't like Tom, go.
01:36:38
Wait. He's gone.
01:36:41
Oh, no.
01:36:42
He left.
01:36:44
The shortest interview in history.
01:36:46
Yeah, you could only he maybe thought it was
01:36:49
there was an issue, even though there wasn't.
01:36:52
There had not been
01:36:53
one fucked up on tonight's,
01:36:57
the more sandwiches or the really nice guy,
01:37:00
you know, and I'm not like all the other sandwich.
01:37:03
The other sandwich is even better.
01:37:05
Oh, my God, this one.
01:37:06
I don't think this one is a sandwich.
01:37:08
No, it's not.
01:37:09
It's got a question mark, doesn't it?
01:37:12
I don't think this one is a sandwich.
01:37:15
I would like to go on record as saying that this one
01:37:17
is not a sandwich.
01:37:20
Why a face club sandwich?
01:37:22
It says consume
01:37:24
bacon wrapped stuffed burgers with a new dinos
01:37:27
out last week. You.
01:37:35
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
01:37:37
Well, let me tell you something, brother.
01:37:43
Just a long one.
01:37:43
You got two?
01:37:46
Everybody making that lattice bacon.
01:37:48
I love a lattice bacon.
01:37:52
Last time I made a lot of bacon unfurnished,
01:37:54
bacon wrapped stuffed burgers with.
01:37:56
If you.
01:37:59
You could see it just.
01:38:01
It was with lettuce.
01:38:02
Like I get it.
01:38:02
Yes, I saw well, I'm watching the show currently.
01:38:06
Yeah. Yes. I'm here. Yes.
01:38:09
Brother.
01:38:16
I can hear the shot off in the background.
01:38:19
Beautiful building.
01:38:21
Yeah.
01:38:23
Look at that facility.
01:38:26
I like it.
01:38:28
Yeah.
01:38:29
Pretty badass. Yeah,
01:38:32
it makes my crap look like crap.
01:38:35
Well, just got here at 90 angles, and I go see those of the parallel ones.
01:38:38
But I might have to, I might have to switch okay.
01:38:43
For it on,
01:38:45
the broken.
01:38:49
Can you hear me?
01:38:50
Yeah,
01:38:52
you can hear me.
01:38:54
Yeah, I can hear you.
01:38:55
We can hear you.
01:38:56
I don't know if you can hear. Oh, you can't hear us.
01:38:58
Can you guys hear me?
01:39:00
Yes. Yeah. Yes.
01:39:02
Yeah, yeah.
01:39:03
Make it on the main screen. Make them put it.
01:39:05
Put everyone on the fucking screen so we can see what's going on.
01:39:08
Yes. Did they shut off the screen?
01:39:11
There we go.
01:39:12
Does he know what's going on or does.
01:39:14
He's waiting.
01:39:15
We just did a delay.
01:39:16
There's a delay
01:39:19
until a
01:39:20
right. He's got a welding helmet on.
01:39:23
Yeah. Here he goes. Perfectly.
01:39:24
I got my oh.
01:39:26
Okay. Good.
01:39:28
Fantastic.
01:39:29
It was just the delay.
01:39:32
There is a delay.
01:39:34
How much more you got to go on that piece?
01:39:37
You have to flip it. You.
01:39:38
You maneuvering it or you.
01:39:46
Just not.
01:39:46
Oh, okay. Good little time.
01:39:49
I do like watching him do what he's doing, because that's going to be cool, but,
01:39:52
Right.
01:39:52
I don't know how much he's going to be able to respond to us in real time.
01:39:55
But if he does hear something, we say and wants to comment on it,
01:39:59
maybe we like, he then does it, and then we catch back up with him
01:40:03
when we get to that point.
01:40:04
I just got a contact with,
01:40:08
and then we
01:40:09
a couple more plates on them, probably by probably be for tonight.
01:40:14
Okay.
01:40:14
So you're fitting you're fitting some shit up there.
01:40:18
Then again welding.
01:40:19
I'm assuming all.
01:40:22
That welds on that motherfucker already.
01:40:24
This is fascinating.
01:40:26
I, I love that kind of word.
01:40:28
Yeah, I miss this kind of work.
01:40:31
I still do some more shit.
01:40:41
Where is Brady?
01:40:42
What is he doing?
01:40:43
Like he's playing with everything now.
01:40:46
Just fitting in, tacking it, just fitting it. Not.
01:40:48
Not welding it up
01:40:51
is fitting.
01:40:51
And tacking.
01:40:54
Oh, it looks like there's a little
01:40:57
welding. Grinding?
01:40:58
Setting up tables, setting up laser tables
01:41:01
or works.
01:41:04
I'm not at liberty to say you're traveling all the time.
01:41:06
Then you're. Then you're going to be going to do laser.
01:41:12
So I'm not at liberty to say
01:41:16
there's David out there that, you know,
01:41:19
have wives.
01:41:28
I like it, it's like Asmr.
01:41:30
Yeah. I fucking love.
01:41:33
Oh, I said another and some puppy.
01:41:35
I think.
01:41:39
Maybe I do.
01:41:39
Okay, I might switch, I might switch my,
01:41:44
headphones to the,
01:41:47
to the, iPad.
01:41:49
Let me let me see if I can get it.
01:41:50
Okay. Standby.
01:41:52
Okay.
01:41:55
You can.
01:41:59
Just.
01:42:03
Pretend to the jack.
01:42:03
Oh, Jesus. Gibson fires an elbow to the ribs.
01:42:06
There you go. Just snaps the left.
01:42:08
Go back and bring the blistering up and.
01:42:11
Oh, Jesus.
01:42:11
Real quick fires back
01:42:14
here. He's got the headlock early.
01:42:15
Jesus trying to find leverage.
01:42:17
Look at that smooth arm drag Gary right back up.
01:42:19
Shoulder drive into the corner but jeans reverses.
01:42:22
Waist lock German the other random feeling.
01:42:24
Gary's got the chair. But
01:42:27
why is this chair look over.
01:42:29
Gary ducks the clothesline.
01:42:30
These two are reading each other in the chair.
01:42:32
Video game.
01:42:50
You look at.
01:42:53
That they do work at 11:45 at night.
01:42:58
Oh, we got a black and then we don't.
01:43:07
Draw.
01:43:08
We strap keep square to the chest in the lab coat.
01:43:10
Legend.
01:43:12
The lab coats German suplex with a bridge.
01:43:14
He's the best chair.
01:43:17
Gary holding his ground.
01:43:18
Finish him. Draw! Let's go.
01:43:20
Draw. Stacking for that table.
01:43:21
Let me know if you guys can take a helmet off suplex and count
01:43:25
suplex from draw right in the center of the ring.
01:43:29
He kicks out.
01:43:30
How do you survive that?
01:43:31
Stay for climbing the cage.
01:43:34
Oh no he's got him off.
01:43:35
Powerbomb off the cell my god.
01:43:37
Under that state of shit Gary steals it
01:43:42
Gary did you guys hear me yeah rock.
01:43:45
Yeah.
01:43:45
Good okay good good.
01:43:47
One two. Now draft picks out
01:43:50
awesome.
01:43:51
Spinebuster by Gary.
01:43:53
But you just think about this.
01:43:58
Buddy guy's the one we're reading.
01:44:01
So all you good good good good.
01:44:03
Are we in real time now? We're real time.
01:44:05
I can hear you.
01:44:06
Did you hear me say boo?
01:44:07
No doubt. No doubt about it.
01:44:09
Okay. Awesome.
01:44:10
That fixes everything.
01:44:11
You sound much better, too.
01:44:13
Yeah, I can hear you guys.
01:44:14
I don't I don't hear like that.
01:44:16
That beautiful ambiance of the,
01:44:19
air tool going in the back.
01:44:21
It's like perfect. Go.
01:44:22
Yeah. It's actually sounds like there's nothing going on in the background.
01:44:25
And all I can hear is, like you in the air, the chains clanking, which is.
01:44:29
Yeah, I'll try.
01:44:30
I'll try to be gentle with whatever headset you have is fucking brilliant.
01:44:34
But the, Elgin Rebel
01:44:38
so what's going on, guys?
01:44:41
Miss you guys, man.
01:44:42
What's up everybody listen, Monday I look forward to Mondays.
01:44:47
Yeah.
01:44:47
Me too.
01:44:51
I don't,
01:44:53
I do.
01:44:54
I love these little get togethers.
01:44:57
Well,
01:44:59
this is a great child like me fucking.
01:45:01
And you go there and play disc golf and say we should record these conversations.
01:45:06
And so we started actually broadcasting on.
01:45:10
And that's that's kind of the bird.
01:45:12
That's why I'm wrapping them.
01:45:13
We started wrapping them first.
01:45:15
Oh yeah.
01:45:15
That was 20 years ago.
01:45:19
In hot dog buns there.
01:45:21
Yeah. Popular group.
01:45:23
Very popular group there.
01:45:25
I know some big fans to this day.
01:45:29
To this day.
01:45:35
We. It before
01:45:47
there's a reverse phasing issue.
01:45:51
Nobody but you knows that.
01:45:55
The reversal.
01:45:58
I hope you guys don't mind if I
01:46:00
just, like, continue working now, you actually told them your job.
01:46:04
You just stopped working me.
01:46:07
Was all of your attention.
01:46:10
I don't understand
01:46:11
the green thing over his shoulders for a while.
01:46:14
So you didn't have to wear a full, like, really?
01:46:16
Do, like, a half jacket.
01:46:19
The half chair.
01:46:20
Like it can.
01:46:20
It can snap the other car that, more parasol.
01:46:23
It's more or less is just sleeve.
01:46:25
I know that's an A, but you don't have to worry about pulling up your nose.
01:46:29
Your nose is going to be like, pull them up.
01:46:33
And it's like, no, I, that's pretty brilliant.
01:46:35
It's not like the whole jacket.
01:46:37
So it covers me. It's like breathable.
01:46:39
So like, even with the even with the those the shaper in there.
01:46:44
Precisely, precisely.
01:46:48
You get some like you're not
01:46:50
overheating but still getting protection.
01:46:53
I'm gonna be good.
01:46:54
One room is wide open in his rear as well.
01:46:56
I welded in swept panels, shot of that beautiful ass.
01:47:06
If anyone told me, if anybody says to me.
01:47:09
Hey, by the way, before we before we start, my pronouns are.
01:47:13
Listen, this up.
01:47:15
Fucking turn.
01:47:16
Turn around and walk away, buddy.
01:47:21
Fuck that shit.
01:47:22
Yeah, I talked to head hunters of mine that, you know, to get the call.
01:47:26
Talent pools, basically of tech guys.
01:47:28
They just want to available in case companies need them.
01:47:30
Yeah.
01:47:31
And they ask that question, you know, what are your pronouns?
01:47:33
And the reason they use it is to filter that out
01:47:35
because they don't want any part of it either. Yeah.
01:47:38
Brilliant.
01:47:40
Yeah. No.
01:47:41
Yeah. My answer is I don't care. Yeah.
01:47:43
And they don't even us,
01:47:45
they don't even have anything against that particular lifestyle.
01:47:48
They just like we want a robot.
01:47:51
And if you are already like I'm this and I'm so special
01:47:53
and you don't even go by social conventions,
01:47:55
call me Z and Zo or whatever, you know, then you're like, you know what?
01:47:59
Like we don't have
01:48:00
the time to cater to your bullshit, so you might as well not even start.
01:48:03
Yeah, I mean, I made this joke recently,
01:48:06
I made this joke recently, but it is kind of like I forgot.
01:48:09
But to know this more because it is.
01:48:11
If you subscribe to that potential ideology,
01:48:15
there's a chance that you are mentally unstable
01:48:17
and you may hurt hurt somebody else or yourself.
01:48:21
And what if you're like, you should go get help immediately?
01:48:24
In the same vein, you're like, hey,
01:48:25
you better put something on your sleeves to protect your arms.
01:48:27
They're like, no, I don't believe in that shit. I'm different.
01:48:30
And they then they're going to get burned, you know?
01:48:33
Well, something that are realistically factual.
01:48:35
You cannot you should have it buttoned up if anything, because they're.
01:48:39
I was just trying to connect what you were saying.
01:48:41
How like, I don't accept reality to the point where they'll get burned
01:48:44
or worse, get you burned right?
01:48:48
I don't care so much if they get burned.
01:48:50
That's a great thing.
01:48:51
Actually, I do, actually, I do,
01:48:53
I do. It's really nice.
01:48:55
It's really nice. You can clamp everywhere.
01:48:57
You don't have to, like, tack to the table.
01:49:02
We're all.
01:49:03
I got three tables here, and they're all like,
01:49:06
same height, same,
01:49:10
like, not lineage, but, you know, the linear.
01:49:13
The linear squareness.
01:49:14
Here, I'll give you guys a tour real quick.
01:49:16
Real quick.
01:49:17
There's no photography allowed in this motherfucker, so.
01:49:20
Well, that's okay.
01:49:20
We're only broadcasting it all over the entire world, so I know we'll know.
01:49:24
Oh, yeah. Right.
01:49:25
It's just an international ruckus.
01:49:27
Oh, that's why I stream now on, may I advise you against it?
01:49:32
He's trying to flip the camera, and I found that with the StreamYard.
01:49:35
It doesn't always like that.
01:49:37
Yeah. That's amazing.
01:49:38
I found that that was true in the graveyard segment.
01:49:43
Various.
01:49:45
But he is muted now.
01:49:46
I don't know if you of you on your phone.
01:49:49
There we go.
01:49:49
Sorry about that. Yeah. Oh, well no it's just. Yeah.
01:49:52
So I can't look at the camera.
01:49:54
I don't know how to do it, but there's three tables.
01:49:59
There's one.
01:50:01
There's another one.
01:50:03
There's two.
01:50:03
Yeah, yeah.
01:50:04
That's, that's a like a steampunk door.
01:50:06
I think that's what I'm working on.
01:50:10
So I know nothing about welding.
01:50:12
Does the top of the table
01:50:13
have to be polished like that because it conducts electricity?
01:50:16
It has to be ground right?
01:50:19
Oh, does not need to have polished.
01:50:21
You can to me.
01:50:21
I didn't mean polished. I meant not painted.
01:50:25
Yeah.
01:50:25
I also just that one millimeter of,
01:50:29
paint coating will definitely interfere with your round.
01:50:32
Yeah.
01:50:32
Also just friction, your slide and stuff across there.
01:50:35
There's all kinds of reasons,
01:50:37
even just having if the even if it was painted, there'll be areas
01:50:40
where maybe they just shift or built up or whatever.
01:50:43
I don't know if you want a flat round.
01:50:46
You are flat.
01:50:47
You want, shiny chrome.
01:50:49
You don't want these on your table.
01:50:50
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:50:53
You don't want to fuck up, you know.
01:50:55
Yeah, sure.
01:50:58
There's never been any fuckups on that table tonight.
01:51:00
There's a lot of people in the day.
01:51:02
Should people work on this table and they fuck it up by,
01:51:06
by gouging into the surface?
01:51:09
And that takes away from the flatness and or to tack on it.
01:51:14
You are to grind, flush, or even then you can like,
01:51:18
you can still backfill if you leave a fucking,
01:51:20
you know, you can still well, the new area and then grind that
01:51:23
like you just got to finish it nice and smooth.
01:51:25
So wonderful. So do it properly.
01:51:27
I don't like not depending on the table, but if it's a full blown
01:51:30
fabrication table, sometimes you can't get away from doing that.
01:51:32
But well, you're saying with all the clamp olds and stuff, which I was break
01:51:36
the backfill the clamps was what I was thinking at first was great.
01:51:39
And then when I saw you also with the chains, be able to work
01:51:42
the chains in between some of those gaps, too.
01:51:45
That's that's really pretty cool.
01:51:50
Ease of x of
01:51:52
that definitely makes it easier
01:51:54
to work more.
01:51:55
You have no excuse to stop working.
01:51:58
It's like that's what they want.
01:52:00
Almost.
01:52:01
Yeah, it feels like they pay you there for it to be there
01:52:04
for a reason.
01:52:08
I don't want to interrupt what we were talking about.
01:52:10
Guys, thanks for my the way he does.
01:52:14
Yeah, yeah. Gary doesn't.
01:52:15
Gary offers nothing.
01:52:16
So between the temperature and the lack of preparation
01:52:20
and the early hours and I could go on and on and on, but that's not necessary.
01:52:25
Well, I'm proud of you.
01:52:26
All right, all you guys, first for keeping it going for so long.
01:52:31
Hey, it wasn't easy at a certain time.
01:52:33
Yeah, definitely.
01:52:34
When Gary was off, you mean.
01:52:35
Right, I, I agree, so.
01:52:43
It's like having,
01:52:45
ship without a captain.
01:52:47
That gives Gary way too much credit. But.
01:52:50
And ego inflation to.
01:52:55
But he's earned it right.
01:52:57
He's earned a say so. If you say so.
01:52:59
I don't see him at the moment. We could ask him but he's not.
01:53:01
Yeah.
01:53:02
Gary, chime in any time here.
01:53:03
I don't know what you're doing.
01:53:06
I'll be right back.
01:53:07
I have to go find a new jabber.
01:53:11
Oh, I had to find a new jabber.
01:53:14
Dogs. Okay.
01:53:15
How far did you have to go?
01:53:17
Look, now, the dog's freezing cold and all pissed.
01:53:19
He's like, my ass hurts.
01:53:20
It's so cold.
01:53:20
Why did you leave me out there? Yeah.
01:53:24
Dogs are dumb. Sorry.
01:53:25
I'm sorry.
01:53:26
They are dumb and loyal.
01:53:29
I know they can be. They can do it.
01:53:30
They can do tricks.
01:53:32
They can seem smart, but, they're they're dumb to a fellow.
01:53:37
Yeah.
01:53:37
Enamored with his his dogs.
01:53:41
He's right.
01:53:43
He's changed.
01:53:44
I treat my dog like fucking royalty, man.
01:53:47
Yeah. Love my dog.
01:53:48
My big dog. Pippin.
01:53:49
Not the small dog. Bundy.
01:53:51
You hate that dog. I don't know, he just.
01:53:54
He just doesn't have a good personality.
01:53:56
And he's still like a small little baby.
01:53:59
I don't think he's even three months old.
01:54:00
Yeah, you know, this one's kind of an A-hole.
01:54:04
Nothing worse than a toy.
01:54:05
There's something worse than a dumb dog.
01:54:06
Dumb puppy.
01:54:09
I mean, they're adorable.
01:54:10
They're definitely rewarding. I'm not.
01:54:12
I'm not saying bad things about them, but they do.
01:54:15
They are.
01:54:15
They're dumb. They'll do whatever I trained.
01:54:19
I mean, if you can train it, I guess, Well, buddy, you got a rats.
01:54:23
I do not.
01:54:24
I do not hear.
01:54:25
Sorry. It's Dave.
01:54:28
How's it going?
01:54:29
How's it going? Otherwise I.
01:54:31
Good, good.
01:54:35
Inshallah.
01:54:36
Thank God.
01:54:39
See, I've been back.
01:54:44
I put one of them, inshallah, in there.
01:54:46
A lot long bar. Wow.
01:54:52
I just don't understand.
01:54:58
This.
01:54:58
Yo, this in front of them, they'll they'll think you're,
01:55:01
the coolest fucking person in the world.
01:55:03
Goddamn. Well, yeah. Well, yeah.
01:55:05
What's it going to be?
01:55:07
I love them. Come.
01:55:09
Yeah, yeah,
01:55:10
I'm on the omega.
01:55:13
There it is.
01:55:14
That that do America.
01:55:16
I love the Omega.
01:55:19
I love them
01:55:22
so. Yeah.
01:55:24
They hungry.
01:55:25
I'm completely enamored. Elated.
01:55:27
Delighted with my doggy.
01:55:30
Oh, haven't been going out.
01:55:32
Wait. Concerning.
01:55:33
I haven't been going anywhere.
01:55:35
It's like Saturday.
01:55:37
I get off work, we go home, we lock the door behind us.
01:55:40
Inside. Nobody leaves and we just have a good party.
01:55:46
Now, not that there's anything wrong with that.
01:55:49
No, no.
01:55:50
So it's. I got two dogs.
01:55:52
My girlfriend has a dog.
01:55:54
Two a girl dog.
01:55:56
So it's like five of us, man.
01:55:58
It's like always something going on.
01:56:01
It's the boss. That's.
01:56:02
It's laughter.
01:56:04
From the moment I wake up, I get home at 330.
01:56:07
The dogs are, like, happy to see me.
01:56:09
Gary is 100% right, man.
01:56:11
Yeah.
01:56:16
So you hungry or you make your sandwich?
01:56:19
Or if a sandwich is.
01:56:20
What is it? Was your fix or fucked sandwiches?
01:56:23
Stupid fuck.
01:56:24
Usual here, man.
01:56:25
Boring stuff.
01:56:28
Yeah, I like sandwich.
01:56:29
It's good.
01:56:30
Yeah.
01:56:31
That bacon is, like, half inch thick.
01:56:33
Yeah.
01:56:34
At what point does it become ham?
01:56:37
I know it's a different cut.
01:56:38
It was just a joke. Yeah, totally different car,
01:56:43
I forget what show is on.
01:56:44
I knew somebody would correct me, but look at this road.
01:56:47
I should have said Canadian bacon. Bam!
01:56:52
Look at that sandwich.
01:56:54
That is everything.
01:56:57
That's a little.
01:56:58
Is it chicken? What was the. Was the.
01:57:01
There's an egg on there.
01:57:02
A couple
01:57:04
that's a belt, a bee belt.
01:57:07
They get like a little tomato.
01:57:14
Fantastic.
01:57:16
So I've got a Spinoza story for you guys that I.
01:57:19
That I have not heard before this week.
01:57:22
And, I wanted to share that with you.
01:57:25
There was a guy named, Baruch Spinoza.
01:57:29
And if you look him up, he's got frizzy hair.
01:57:33
That and, well, you look up Baruch Spinoza, his hair.
01:57:38
I'm going to tell you, he got visited by them
01:57:44
like they came to visit him.
01:57:47
And they, I mean, okay,
01:57:50
there there are three,
01:57:54
sovereign,
01:57:57
districts or regions or territories
01:58:01
or areas in the world that are totally,
01:58:06
surrounded by, sovereign nation.
01:58:10
And one of them is Washington, DC.
01:58:13
Look at his hair.
01:58:15
Look at that crazy hair.
01:58:17
One of them's Washington, DC.
01:58:20
Washington.
01:58:22
You know, that's a drawing, right? Yes.
01:58:25
But let's look at the hair on his drawing.
01:58:29
One of them is the Vatican, Vatican City.
01:58:34
And do you know what the third one is?
01:58:36
Answer in the comments below and I'll tell you the Spinoza story in the meantime.
01:58:40
So, so Spinoza gets a visit
01:58:45
one day from a cardinal sent from the Vatican
01:58:51
and heard a lot of bird
01:58:54
Spinoza cardinals.
01:58:56
Oh, yeah.
01:58:57
A bird, a cardinal with a k.
01:58:59
Yeah, a bird from the church
01:59:02
visit Spinoza,
01:59:04
and he's like, oh, I'm in trouble, aren't I?
01:59:07
And he said, no, actually, you're,
01:59:11
Spinoza was able to prove
01:59:13
philosophically, like using reason and logic
01:59:17
that God does not exist, but,
01:59:21
but he very easily replaced
01:59:24
God with the word nature.
01:59:27
And I like doing that.
01:59:29
And. Yes, yes.
01:59:31
And, and so this cardinal came to him and said, you're right.
01:59:35
You're exactly right.
01:59:37
That's what we're talking about. God.
01:59:39
Yeah, actually, just nature.
01:59:43
But, I'm from the secret sect of,
01:59:49
from the Vatican that we keep this private in secret.
01:59:53
So I'll make a deal. Yeah.
01:59:55
You don't.
01:59:56
You don't publish your work.
01:59:58
There's no turd in the punchbowl.
02:00:00
Yeah. You don't, you don't? Yeah.
02:00:01
You don't publish it. So. Yes. Model.
02:00:05
So you're not allowed to do this, to publish this?
02:00:09
Your findings while you're alive, and we'll leave you alone.
02:00:14
And that is.
02:00:15
I'm not sure if it's true story, but I heard it this week
02:00:19
and it's very intriguing to me because the Vatican knows darn well
02:00:24
what about what they do on superstition and ideas of direct divine intervention
02:00:29
being a discipline that was going to be far more impersonal
02:00:32
or quasi scientific, and yet also at times serenely consoling.
02:00:36
Spinoza believed that universe is composed solely of a single
02:00:39
eternal substance, possessing infinite attributes or modes of expression.
02:00:42
This all encompassing substance, which can be referred
02:00:44
to as God or the universe as substance.
02:00:47
Every aspect of class.
02:00:48
And you lost me in this thing
02:00:50
where human beings are considered modes of God's attributes,
02:00:52
and you could think of us as gods
02:00:53
temporary tattoos, but with the added complexity
02:00:55
of existential crises and good and evil debates.
02:00:57
Spinoza's
02:00:58
magnum opus, ethics, is a philosophy book that reads like a geometry textbook
02:01:02
because nothing says moral philosophy quite like axioms and proofs,
02:01:05
his understanding
02:01:06
of nature reveals that it operates according to its own immutable laws.
02:01:09
Substance moves along based upon static rules,
02:01:11
where it needs to be and believes to be.
02:01:13
One can say that everything that has happened
02:01:15
will cause everything that will happen in the future.
02:01:16
His philosophy can be distilled into the phrase
02:01:18
everything that is is in God and the cosmos, into a grand game of hide
02:01:22
and seek, where everything is perpetually it.
02:01:24
And the only winning move is to realize you've been God all along.
02:01:26
Spinoza embraced stoic acceptance of life's course begins
02:01:30
by the wisdom of ancient Stoics of Greece and Rome, and argued that instead
02:01:33
of praying to an invisible God in the sky to change the universe,
02:01:35
we should focus on understanding how it works and accepting its nature.
02:01:38
His influence has been far reaching, and even Einstein admiring him
02:01:41
for his determinism and his independence of though.
02:01:44
And that's coming from the man who bent our understanding of space time.
02:01:46
While Spinoza's Ethics is a masterpiece of philosophical thought,
02:01:49
offering a calming perspective
02:01:50
and replacing traditional religion with a wise pantheism,
02:01:52
it failed to convince many to abandon their faith.
02:01:54
Spinoza's life came to an end in 1672, inhaling too much glass
02:01:58
dust from his work as a.
02:01:59
So this is the guy that I'm supposed to follow, and religion,
02:02:02
if they might have been, because I am compatible with his Spinoza
02:02:05
in almost 100, manifesting of ideas, I thought it was worth sharing.
02:02:11
Gary, when you see
02:02:12
when you first said Spinoza, I thought you were talking about,
02:02:16
I don't know what they call that, fat cap
02:02:19
on a ribeye steak, but when you cook that separately
02:02:22
and you make it into a steak, I thought it was like Spinoza or finally.
02:02:26
Oh, like that.
02:02:27
I thought that's what you were going where you were going at that man.
02:02:32
I have had that,
02:02:34
what is that called, sense?
02:02:38
It's called Roubini Bellini.
02:02:40
It's Padini.
02:02:42
It's good though.
02:02:44
Should like, like $30 a pound.
02:02:46
It is so expensive.
02:02:48
Yeah, yeah.
02:02:49
The ribeye the ribeye cap.
02:02:51
Yeah. Yeah yeah.
02:02:53
Spinach leaves dorsi I think I'm saying that right.
02:02:58
Let's have it. Let's have the internet say it.
02:03:00
That was talking about a different expensive cut of meat.
02:03:03
Now that's what I'm talking.
02:03:04
The same thing you're talking about, Gary, is the, the fat cap steak.
02:03:10
I can't find it.
02:03:12
I got a rib. This is what I'm talking about.
02:03:14
You see those eyes?
02:03:16
He's working. Meets the face of a pro beggar man.
02:03:18
All right. Okay. One by the boy.
02:03:20
Here you go.
02:03:21
Blue turkey diplomacy.
02:03:25
You know better than we do.
02:03:26
Every golden man looks at the signs and sandwiches and sandwiches. Wow.
02:03:32
Sandwich whisperer.
02:03:35
I'm sorry.
02:03:35
A welding mask in there and everything.
02:03:41
It just
02:03:41
it all fits together so neatly speaking.
02:03:44
It fits together so neatly.
02:03:46
Here's our perfect next segue.
02:03:48
Okay, you guys, we're talking about your dogs.
02:03:50
I tried to jump in, but we went Spinoza's nuts first.
02:03:53
Brady. Oh, here you go. We're seeing double.
02:03:56
Tom Brady's family will have you seeing double. Oh.
02:03:59
Nearly two years after the former NFL players beloved dog,
02:04:03
he reveals that his new pup, junior, is a clone of his former pet,
02:04:06
thanks to the help of biotech company Colossal Bioscience.
02:04:10
Same thing. No. Do you want to stop sharing that?
02:04:11
He invests in people magazine.
02:04:13
A few years ago, I worked with colossal and leverage their noninvasive
02:04:17
cloning technology.
02:04:18
Wait, so your argument is
02:04:19
it's not the same exact, dog before, so neener neener, same company.
02:04:23
Yeah.
02:04:23
Which also correct.
02:04:24
So it's not the reason, but it's similar.
02:04:28
I was able to give like a family a quote.
02:04:30
Second, pretty much every single shade that there is of Australian Shepherd
02:04:35
and my parents.
02:04:36
I'm not trying to make a rainbow coloring dog.
02:04:38
No, I'm just saying, like the reason I got the coloring that I have now
02:04:41
is because I haven't. You never had before.
02:04:44
I don't know what other one there is after that because they all look similar
02:04:48
after that.
02:04:48
On the one hand, I think that's kind of cool,
02:04:50
and on the other hand, I think that's kind of a piece of shit like, I'm collecting
02:04:53
the human there and human beings because I don't want their living.
02:04:56
I don't want a living being. I want to see the other dog.
02:04:58
I don't have designer handbags.
02:04:59
I don't want to look at it.
02:05:00
And go, oh, look at it like it reminds me of that other dog too much.
02:05:03
And what? It's not that other.
02:05:04
Oh, so you're saying the exact opposite direction.
02:05:06
You don't want to be reminded.
02:05:07
This seems opposite to where I want you to.
02:05:11
Yeah, I don't like, I love.
02:05:12
Yeah, but I don't want to, like, live in the past like that
02:05:15
because it's not going to be the same dog.
02:05:16
So I'm not I don't want any expectation on like,
02:05:20
oh, you got to give this guy a break.
02:05:22
You got to imagine that at his age right now, he's probably enjoying life.
02:05:26
He definitely wants to relive his glory years, if you know what I'm saying.
02:05:28
It's one thing to go to a breeder and like, okay, you already had dogs
02:05:33
and there's a puppy here and somebody has to buy it.
02:05:36
It's kind of like going to the adoption service, instead of just just picking
02:05:40
somebody random up off the streets and, you know, that it's homeless, you know?
02:05:43
I mean,
02:05:44
and just making them part of your family, it's that he said it was a second chance.
02:05:48
This is, you know, to just create this thing because I want this.
02:05:53
I don't know, what do you think?
02:05:54
He's like, I'm going to do it right this time.
02:05:57
I be curious as
02:05:58
to how much, how much, how many similarities there are actually,
02:06:02
or if it's based off of just they take the blood and they clone bone.
02:06:06
It's not as if you got a corn dog completely different
02:06:11
there. So.
02:06:11
So what what you're talking about right now is nurture versus nature.
02:06:16
You're saying that no matter if you make an identical clone,
02:06:18
if it's not raised in the same exact environment,
02:06:20
the same timeline, with the same exact happenings happening to it,
02:06:23
more than likely it will be a different dog.
02:06:25
And you are correct, but it'll also probably have the same exact temperament
02:06:29
anyways, because genetics, especially with dogs, are very colorations and all that.
02:06:34
And unless you take this dog
02:06:36
and it's given right to Tom Brady, so it is going to have the same environment,
02:06:39
the same exact environment.
02:06:41
No, it's not because he was, all right. You're right, you're right.
02:06:43
Not the same. I, I said it right.
02:06:45
And then I added more. It's going to have a similar environment.
02:06:48
It's not going to be like they're throwing it
02:06:49
to Detroit where it's going to fight pitbulls.
02:06:51
In that case.
02:06:52
Yeah, the temperament might change, but I totally get it.
02:06:55
The only argument that I heard against it that I agreed with was,
02:06:58
do you know how many dogs there are that need a home?
02:07:02
And this motherfucker's like making designer dogs.
02:07:05
But, I mean, I get it. He's a he doesn't want a fucking street rat.
02:07:08
He wants his dog.
02:07:09
Yeah, man.
02:07:10
For being a first time dog owner, I didn't even consider
02:07:14
going to a shelter and getting somebody else's broken dog.
02:07:17
No offense, jaw, about your pit bull.
02:07:19
I'm very sick.
02:07:20
Deeply saddened to hear that our Aussie is a is a from a breeder. So.
02:07:26
Sure.
02:07:26
No, I was talking about that pit bull that you said you had to put down.
02:07:29
Yeah. Yeah, I don't want that.
02:07:31
But also as a first time dog owner, I don't want some broken dog.
02:07:35
I want I want to bring up my dog the way I am.
02:07:38
I mean, he's a great dog.
02:07:40
Every dog is broken. Otherwise it's wild.
02:07:42
You guys are using the wrong terminology, right?
02:07:44
They literally call horses broken when they're trained.
02:07:47
Right? Broken in.
02:07:49
Oh, this one's broken.
02:07:51
I want a horse that isn't broken, but that that I can't
02:07:54
I can't, it'll fucking kill me.
02:07:56
I got another Ryan brother's name up over.
02:07:59
So. And this sandwich is engineered perfection.
02:08:04
It's got structural integrity. I'll give it that.
02:08:06
And these two.
02:08:07
Get your dogs out of my restaurant.
02:08:09
I like those two good dogs.
02:08:10
Good lunches. Here's brother soft tail. Thumb.
02:08:12
What happened to the sandwich? You picked it up.
02:08:14
It's still there.
02:08:16
Sandwiches. You have to eat these guys.
02:08:18
Just the top of it. And he has two hands.
02:08:20
One holding that. He's got three hands, one holding the dog.
02:08:23
One's on.
02:08:23
Oh, I didn't see the pup.
02:08:25
I didn't even see the pop engineered perfection.
02:08:28
It's got structural integrity. I'll give it that.
02:08:29
Oh, you got to see it with your know
02:08:33
the dogs aren't even close to the food off tail.
02:08:36
The dogs aren't even close to the food.
02:08:37
They're eating it, like from ten inches away for.
02:08:40
No, I mean for their own food. Lick, lick.
02:08:42
When they're licking, they're not even close.
02:08:45
And the sandwich is engineered perfection.
02:08:48
It's got structural integrity.
02:08:49
I'll give it.
02:08:49
Gary pushes his head closer.
02:08:50
He's like, hey, you're listening.
02:08:52
You toast to good dogs and good lunches.
02:08:54
Cheers, brother. Soft, gentle crunching.
02:08:56
You ever notice they eat slower when it's.
02:08:58
When it's what? Sorry.
02:08:59
The last thing I want to be is that guy that picks apart
02:09:01
I the entire time because it's so bad.
02:09:03
But, you know, you got to suspend disbelief.
02:09:05
It's funny how it thinks that it knows what it's doing.
02:09:07
It's like making fun of movies hard.
02:09:08
You know, movies used to be cartoons.
02:09:16
Are you guys ready for the third and final district?
02:09:19
That is, within a sovereign nation?
02:09:22
I don't know,
02:09:23
I mean, I only understood the words you said, but not the order you said them.
02:09:26
What? Oh, okay.
02:09:28
District of Columbia and Vatican City.
02:09:30
What's the third and final?
02:09:33
I knew that I didn't hear you.
02:09:34
I don't watch the show.
02:09:36
You know the three things that control the world.
02:09:38
This is what you're saying.
02:09:40
Okay?
02:09:41
So you know that the third and final one is the Bank District in London?
02:09:46
Yes. No, London. It is not.
02:09:49
I never heard of the Bank district, but I guess.
02:09:52
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The crown.
02:09:54
The crown. Yeah, yeah. London.
02:09:56
I see the reason I didn't answer it though.
02:09:59
Yeah.
02:09:59
Knock knock.
02:10:01
Who's the Gary.
02:10:04
Oh okay.
02:10:05
I see I see where you're going with that.
02:10:08
So continue. What about London?
02:10:10
Are you just saying that's the triune of the, No, no,
02:10:13
I was just, adding a tie, a bow on that, so I can say as above,
02:10:17
so below. But.
02:10:24
And then there was three.
02:10:29
Hey, Ryan, you want to host a show, Mr.
02:10:31
Brady?
02:10:32
And I'll show Brady and or Gary as above and so below.
02:10:38
I'll be so close, Brady.
02:10:39
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:10:43
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:10:46
Brady and talk show.
02:10:48
It's Brady and draw.
02:10:50
It's national ready. Draw.
02:11:01
This flag ranch live.
02:11:10
Okay.
02:11:12
In a text.
02:11:14
Get this fucking thing off of me!
02:11:21
Shit.
02:11:21
I just ruined it.
02:11:24
Son of a fucking bitch!
02:11:25
You ruined. You ruined it!
02:11:27
I got to play it again.
02:11:30
So I hit the wrong button for some reason.
02:11:36
So even though he left, should we go over to rumble?
02:11:38
Even though we started the Brady and Georgia.
02:11:42
Oh, we never went over to rumble, ever.
02:11:44
That's your fault.
02:11:45
But yeah, I was just about to play some. That's why I stopped it.
02:11:47
Because somebody is about to get asked you, I begged you, I begged of you.
02:11:51
I didn't hear you. Not once.
02:11:53
Please, sir.
02:11:54
Go to Rumble. Please.
02:11:56
I usually go over at 1130.
02:11:58
If it's not, at least by 1130.
02:12:00
These, I'm.
02:12:01
I'm so glad I pulled that clip.
02:12:03
Or at the last second before you did what you did.
02:12:06
You think this your
02:12:09
disclaimer, the unfiltered and crude proclamation of garbled
02:12:11
speech given folks, listen up
02:12:12
before we dive deeper into the circus of clueless and uncensored.
02:12:15
Here's our no nonsense disclaimer.
02:12:16
It says with a side of white humor,
02:12:17
look, we're here for the time, not the correct time. All right?
02:12:20
In this crazy world where snowflakes and debris critic.
02:12:22
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
02:12:24
So here's to adjusting to the time change.
02:12:27
How many weeks can I use that excuse? Or any random memo?
02:12:29
Is it tickle your
02:12:31
and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence?
02:12:32
Any semblance of seriousness on article 200?
02:12:37
All right,
02:12:38
I just had to do one round here to roast everyone from to.
02:12:42
Sorry, I would say not even grandma says article three.
02:12:47
Or job or anything.
02:12:48
So if our driver venue.
02:12:50
We're not responsible for any ruffle, feathers or jibber feelings.
02:12:52
But hey, that's weird.
02:12:53
We promise we'll dish out some belly laughs
02:12:55
and maybe a couple of different article algebra fake news alert
02:12:57
the tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here on strippers, a $3 bill,
02:13:01
any resemblance to real life events or people, whether alive or pushing up
02:13:03
daisies, is purely gibberish, and probably a result of hitting the bottle too hard.
02:13:07
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber who cares?
02:13:09
Article beach ever cause why not parody and gibber
02:13:12
our bread and butter folks any likeness to actual people or characters?
02:13:15
It's just us having a laugh, not a reason for a jabber. We might not,
02:13:19
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
02:13:21
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a jigger,
02:13:24
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
02:13:25
We're just here to crack a few jokes, spread some jabber joy,
02:13:28
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the freakin time.
02:13:32
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride through the absurdity
02:13:35
of our 2 million flag ranch life. And.
02:13:50
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:13:54
let's get ready to
02:13:57
hold a rumble.
02:13:59
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:14:01
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:14:03
Bitch, this is Flag Ranch live.
02:14:12
I can attest, get to take an attack!
02:14:16
Get this thing off of me! Hey!
02:14:25
He's. My.
02:14:33
Winner!
02:14:37
This assailant was an angry rooster.
02:14:41
He was being attacked by a rooster.
02:14:44
The rooster kept coming at him.
02:14:45
The roosters are a threat to the community.
02:14:49
The blood gushing out.
02:14:51
The animal.
02:14:52
This vicious animal.
02:14:58
Oh! Wait.
02:15:03
The man in Queens says an animal attack on his way to work left him bloodied
02:15:06
and concerned for his neighbor's safety
02:15:10
after taking him, then said, hey, man, the chicken attacked my dad.
02:15:13
Her granddaughter had just been attacked by chickens.
02:15:19
That the chickens or roosters get loose and become violent again.
02:15:22
Then the Humane Society will get involved.
02:15:27
Everywhere you go.
02:15:28
I forgot how I pulled that up.
02:15:29
You were asking about something and what was.
02:15:33
But it doesn't, equate anymore.
02:15:38
I think, we don't do this shit on the breeding judicial usually,
02:15:41
but I guess we do what's on the radar in Georgia, Kyra.
02:15:45
And to go home hiding and to change Kaya to capable of owning a pet.
02:15:50
Yeah, I think we actually switched over to the Brady in Georgia on YouTube.
02:15:53
I don't think we've ever done that before.
02:15:55
Egg roll change into a frog or burst a first year ever.
02:16:00
We're breaking ground here.
02:16:01
Always wish we could have picked a topic.
02:16:04
What's frog in Japanese? Kaiju.
02:16:07
And to go home
02:16:09
and to change kaiju. Hi.
02:16:11
Owning a pet kaiju capable of buying kaiju as they can.
02:16:16
Kyle by a frog change into a frog?
02:16:19
Or will you just go home?
02:16:20
Kyra a kitty kitty kitty kitty.
02:16:25
So I know we make fun of that, but it's pretty incredible
02:16:28
that that's such a nuanced syllable length syllables.
02:16:33
Sounding language.
02:16:34
Why was I saying syllable that the syllables are so close that we.
02:16:38
I couldn't tell the difference.
02:16:53
Fantastic.
02:16:55
I want you guys.
02:16:57
I'm going to sign off and listen to the rest of the show on my, earbuds.
02:17:02
Okay?
02:17:02
The person that there's a good one, right?
02:17:04
Life with build a family with.
02:17:06
Thanks for joining with.
02:17:08
Thank.
02:17:08
No, wait. Have a podcast.
02:17:10
I want it all I want.
02:17:12
Wait or I want, says his next production available.
02:17:14
If you wanted to see it live stream, he can still see it.
02:17:17
The person that they're choosing to start their life with, build a family with,
02:17:21
buy their first home with, not have a podcast that.
02:17:35
Stop.
02:17:38
There we go.
02:17:40
What are you making?
02:17:42
Are you reading?
02:17:46
What?
02:17:47
Into the mic. What?
02:17:49
Or shit?
02:17:50
I'm trying to make this click where I'm supposed to.
02:17:51
Where it's supposed to be clicked, but it's not registering.
02:17:55
This video.
02:17:58
It sounds a lot like the police.
02:18:03
Shit.
02:18:04
It would have been better if I had that ready.
02:18:05
It sounds a lot like the police.
02:18:08
I said one last fucking time.
02:18:12
Sounds a lot like the police.
02:18:15
Like saying that's the sound that I wanted,
02:18:19
but, I mean, it's it's it's just a little.
02:18:22
What is this?
02:18:23
This.
02:18:27
What is this?
02:18:32
Little funny.
02:18:38
Stars.
02:18:39
We're just gonna drop this
02:18:42
right?
02:18:42
I want you to do your arms, please,
02:18:47
with this.
02:18:49
You know, I, I do.
02:18:52
You can do it.
02:18:53
I got to say this, I would never be.
02:18:56
Do you want to?
02:18:58
If you want to get
02:19:01
your.
02:19:08
Baby.
02:19:11
Are you ready for this?
02:19:15
To do more for
02:19:18
this.
02:19:20
That's the real criminal.
02:19:22
This is
02:19:24
only.
02:19:26
Here. That.
02:19:27
This is the seal.
02:19:28
Give me the money.
02:19:30
Check this.
02:19:30
So you get this.
02:19:34
It's open. So give me the shot.
02:19:36
Don't you see?
02:19:37
You can't stop.
02:19:37
See, what you're doing is.
02:19:40
So you just.
02:19:55
Left.
02:20:07
That's the sound that I want. Is.
02:20:10
That's a song set up. Is.
02:20:12
That's the sound that I want. Is
02:20:15
not the same.
02:20:15
But these.
02:20:19
Woop woop.
02:20:43
Woop woop!
02:20:46
Stay hungry or you make your sandwich.
02:20:47
Or if a sandwich is. What is it?
02:20:49
Was your fix or fucked sandwiches?
02:20:51
Stupid fuck.
02:21:33
Woop woop.
02:21:46
I can't hear you.
02:21:47
That's what's going on.
02:21:49
I said a lot.
02:21:49
That's really a shame.
02:21:50
I said, this is our last week on a single format.
02:21:55
Single format where we use.
02:21:58
Next week, we will be both vertical
02:22:00
and vertical and horizontal thanks to StreamYard
02:22:04
new Mars format, which is multiple aspect ratio streaming.
02:22:10
You think it's going to cost us a stream source though.
02:22:14
So if we decide to do YouTube vertical and horizontal, well,
02:22:18
you only get three for the Pro.
02:22:21
Probably to switch back to OBS is what will happen.
02:22:24
Old bullshit.
02:22:26
Yeah, but it's so much better now.
02:22:28
Everything is so much better still. He's got it all down.
02:22:31
It's a fantastic.
02:22:33
So I don't know what you played.
02:22:34
I don't know which one of these you played.
02:22:38
Which one did I just did you play this one already?
02:22:41
Yeah, but we can play it again.
02:22:44
Can we pick some more talk commandments like Red rules?
02:22:47
Nah. Moses.
02:22:48
God is in some bearded cloud.
02:22:50
Dad, it's a species I don't remember most.
02:22:52
One that likes to play civilization stems with planets, blasphemy
02:22:56
and the afterlife.
02:22:57
Marketing a coupon for obedience.
02:22:59
When you flatline, you shut off just like a snuffed porch.
02:23:02
Hearts truth.
02:23:03
But truth be fairy tales.
02:23:05
No one rent one win. Class dismissed.
02:23:09
One rant for the moral win.
02:23:12
One rant, one win.
02:23:13
Last.
02:23:15
Would you be fucking oh, this was you.
02:23:17
Just say that right before he says as above, so below.
02:23:22
One rant, one win as above. So,
02:23:26
even though it's not a rant or a win,
02:23:29
it's definitely not a win because this deer got stuck in the median.
02:23:33
That's all that just got stuck in the median.
02:23:36
I don't know I ever did.
02:23:38
Yeah. It's alive.
02:23:39
They got it out. It's all healthy and looks good.
02:23:41
Oh that's a it looked like it was like it's neck innards.
02:23:44
It's a towel that they put underneath it.
02:23:45
It's a yeah it's a nice towel.
02:23:48
But I mean it looks like there's a
02:23:49
it looks like like I don't I don't know how it fell in there.
02:23:52
Like the Jewish scar on the.
02:23:56
No, that's, there's I think there's,
02:23:59
why is there,
02:24:01
what's the sheriff's defense?
02:24:02
Quite a bit of you, sheriff. Stars are.
02:24:05
There's anyone who ever been affected by the
02:24:08
probably just the Jews.
02:24:13
Definitely the Jews.
02:24:15
Not that.
02:24:16
I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that.
02:24:17
There's nothing wrong with Jews. I'm not an anti-Semite.
02:24:19
No one ever said there was.
02:24:20
I actually embrace the Jew.
02:24:24
No, you
02:24:26
depends if you're going to push the button or not.
02:24:28
What do you mean?
02:24:30
I love
02:24:33
the yamaka.
02:24:36
What?
02:24:36
Is there another sandwich I can do?
02:24:38
We have a lot of sandwiches.
02:24:40
I concentrated on chickens this week.
02:24:42
We had one chicken.
02:24:45
You the look on your guy's face.
02:24:46
I got to play that video again.
02:24:49
Your,
02:24:52
I would say 1950s
02:24:53
ad read of the poor woman that gets attacked by the chicken.
02:24:57
That is brilliant. This is flat.
02:25:03
Yeah, yeah.
02:25:04
You prompted it.
02:25:06
Yeah.
02:25:08
But when she throws the chicken on her
02:25:10
and it perfectly goes into the bar, the bar picture attack
02:25:15
is just fucking thing off of me.
02:25:22
Oh, the look on
02:25:24
Gary's face when you shoot it, he's just.
02:25:28
He's so fucking happy and laughing that it.
02:25:31
Hey, look, a chicken comes out of nowhere.
02:25:33
It's just a chicken.
02:25:36
Look, it's so funny.
02:25:37
It's the chicken.
02:25:42
Not expecting George
02:25:43
to pull on a small handgun and blow the chicken away on the fucking.
02:25:48
Oh, no, that's a handgun.
02:25:50
I'm surprised nobody else in the restaurant got startled by this.
02:25:53
I think it happens a lot.
02:25:55
Yeah, right.
02:25:58
The look I've seen Gary do that look before.
02:26:02
And keep in mind that
02:26:05
this is. What.
02:26:06
Oh, shit. That's way far.
02:26:10
That's the picture that I took
02:26:13
and turned it into a perfect shocked
02:26:17
Gary.
02:26:18
That one's more believable.
02:26:19
The other one's like the face is transformative.
02:26:21
It must be too much.
02:26:23
The you're in the fort. You're in the foreground.
02:26:25
I mean, you're in the background.
02:26:26
Half of them look like you, and half of them look like whoever this dude is.
02:26:32
Started off
02:26:32
looking like you, and then it morphed into somebody else, right?
02:26:36
About
02:26:38
there.
02:26:40
Gary, man.
02:26:41
Fuck. Fucking.
02:26:41
He's so close to the camera, man.
02:26:45
And so.
02:26:46
And in perfect eye form, the chicken has a human.
02:26:49
Listen, when that chicken gets shot, he goes, oh,
02:26:52
oh, oh,
02:26:56
I think it would be more like,
02:26:58
more like, here we go, Gary.
02:27:01
More like, you got.
02:27:07
You ready for a dose of reality?
02:27:09
Multi-armed mystery.
02:27:10
My truth is eternal. Eternal? Please.
02:27:12
If a God needs praise to feel whole, it's not divine.
02:27:15
It's insecure. Power isn't in worship. It's an idea.
02:27:17
The right question.
02:27:18
You dare.
02:27:21
You dare what you dare.
02:27:23
What?
02:27:25
Yeah.
02:27:25
Before I came to light out of the one to 2 to 3 videos
02:27:29
you see here, there's 200 of them that didn't work beforehand.
02:27:33
Yeah, I, didn't review these.
02:27:36
I just pop them out because I have a certain amount that I can do today.
02:27:39
So as I'll make
02:27:42
the most of it for now.
02:27:45
Yeah.
02:27:45
Until this start governing, you want evidence? Fine.
02:27:48
You claim you created the universe.
02:27:49
You can't present a single, reproducible demonstration every time.
02:27:52
So this is Yahweh.
02:27:53
Someone asked for proof.
02:27:54
It's mystery or faith. That's not true. That's true.
02:27:57
I know who Yahweh is in mortal.
02:27:59
Your mind, your dog being unknowable, is the best argument that any God,
02:28:02
it was just God which
02:28:05
it's not just because those are as good.
02:28:08
I'm not thinking Jesus and Moses are too easy to like.
02:28:12
Just point a finger at. Some of these are more dynamic.
02:28:14
I think you need to know more about,
02:28:18
I think the religion in general,
02:28:20
which, I'm not going to do that mystery over there.
02:28:23
Just have people fight.
02:28:26
Oh, here's a string of videos I didn't play.
02:28:27
Look at these.
02:28:29
That is whether people fight in, like, a chicken type attack.
02:28:32
You know?
02:28:35
If you say so.
02:28:37
I could live with them or without them.
02:28:40
You can say,
02:28:42
no. The,
02:28:44
like, I take that.
02:28:46
Oh, whoa, whoa. Weird.
02:28:48
That one comes from out.
02:28:50
Oh, it's like a video game.
02:28:52
One died and the next death came right up.
02:28:55
Stop fighting the chicken.
02:29:00
And always ends.
02:29:01
It always ends everything.
02:29:03
So a brother software called Eliza, which stands for something
02:29:08
Eliza similar to a psychiatrist.
02:29:10
It would ask you how you were feeling and respond to your reply.
02:29:13
But it was basic.
02:29:14
I just knew she had different hair and a beard.
02:29:17
It couldn't what run the charge?
02:29:19
You start an affair with its secretary cooking omelet. Go.
02:29:23
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
02:29:25
The first examples of AI was a piece of software called Eliza.
02:29:29
Oh, somebody must have made that with AI.
02:29:31
I wish I would have known before I played it.
02:29:33
Yeah, I didn't mess around with Eliza though.
02:29:36
Busses, we're not realizing, was ask questions
02:29:38
and they would try to answer, but it wasn't good.
02:29:41
She was not very smart.
02:29:44
This generation more than the young.
02:29:47
She never knew that series show.
02:29:51
All right, here's some more
02:29:53
palate cleanser.
02:29:55
More what?
02:29:56
Some more videos.
02:29:57
I found Gary's videos. They were way down.
02:29:59
What the father.
02:30:11
Oh, just so you know, that's almost what my drummer's
02:30:15
tinnitus sounds like in my ear all the time.
02:30:19
That's very similar.
02:30:22
So I don't like this one bit.
02:30:27
Constant little.
02:30:30
That nobody else can hear.
02:30:34
Kind of like on a bad recording with some background noise.
02:30:37
Let's try the palate cleanser again with something that isn't tonight
02:30:40
a sound.
02:30:44
Which is still going on in the background.
02:30:46
Oh, got the war because people think the world's gone to hell.
02:30:49
It's gotten so violent, but the world never got violent.
02:30:52
There is no God.
02:30:53
The world has been violent since the beginning.
02:30:55
Cain killed Abel, man. Cain killed Abel.
02:30:59
The third person on the planet killed the fourth person on the planet.
02:31:03
We weren't even able to make it to three people.
02:31:09
Before somebody was a murderer
02:31:11
at one time, a third of the people on the planet were murderers.
02:31:14
You guys right?
02:31:16
A third of the people in the hood aren't murderers.
02:31:18
A third of the people who own guns aren't murderers.
02:31:20
A third of the people in jail aren't even murderers.
02:31:22
San Quentin, Folsom Prison, and Alcatraz are safer than the book of Genesis.
02:31:28
You saw Compton and Baghdad were tough.
02:31:30
Tried downtown Eden.
02:31:31
After the sun goes down, man,
02:31:34
there's murder and violence in person.
02:31:36
Three.
02:31:36
One couple had two boys when the world did themselves,
02:31:39
and one of them was claiming, this town ain't big enough for the two of us.
02:31:42
Cain killed 25% of the world's population.
02:31:46
That's more than Stalin, Hitler, India, I mean, Pol Pot, King Herod, Genghis
02:31:50
Khan, manifest destiny, typhoid, cancer, Aids, cooties all combined.
02:31:54
Right?
02:31:55
Cain killed a third of the people he knew.
02:31:57
He knew three people. He killed one of them.
02:31:59
If you knew Cain, you had a 66 and two thirds percent chance of survival.
02:32:05
There's no such thing as a good old days.
02:32:07
There was no perfect time to be alive.
02:32:08
There was like, one good day. It was half a day.
02:32:11
Adam and Eve were naked, alone in an oasis.
02:32:14
Lunch time came. People got hungry.
02:32:16
Apples were eaten.
02:32:18
Boom. Detroit.
02:32:20
This was Flag Ranch.
02:32:22
Live.
02:32:30
It's gonna get.
02:32:33
Cause people think the world's gone to hell.
02:32:34
It's gotten so violent.
02:32:35
But the world never got.
02:32:40
Oh, Christian.
02:32:43
He was a Jew.
02:32:44
And he didn't come to create a relate. What?
02:32:46
Jesus wasn't a Christian.
02:32:47
He was a Jew.
02:32:48
And he didn't come to create a religion.
02:32:50
The Bible, as we know it didn't even exist when Jesus walked the earth.
02:32:54
Not when Paul wrote his letters.
02:32:55
No, when Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John recorded their accounts,
02:32:58
the Bible is literally compiled.
02:33:00
Hundreds of years later by a pagan emperor for political reasons.
02:33:04
That should tell you something.
02:33:05
Now, does that mean we throw the Bible out?
02:33:07
No, I love the Bible.
02:33:08
I read the Bible every day.
02:33:10
It's the most important book of my life.
02:33:12
But it does mean we have to stop worshiping it like it's God,
02:33:15
and be honest with ourselves and start listening to the truth that is behind it.
02:33:19
And if you doubt me, do your own research.
02:33:21
The Bible was literally voted on by a bunch of politicians
02:33:25
and bishops in a room deciding what made the cut and what didn't.
02:33:29
Out of mounds of texts, centuries after the fact, that's like
02:33:33
building your spiritual life around the minutes of a corporate board meeting.
02:33:37
And Jesus never said, read my book because the Bible didn't exist.
02:33:41
When Jesus read my lips, his gospel was not about Asians,
02:33:46
and it wasn't about brick and mortar churches.
02:33:48
He was talking about the church in the heart of men going out,
02:33:51
pursuit of the truth, not the dogmas of men
02:33:54
and its important to note that God did not write a single page in the Bible.
02:33:59
The words came through men, deeply flawed men, written, rewritten,
02:34:04
translated, retranslated, filtered through kings, priests
02:34:08
and politicians, and then argue over by 45,000 different
02:34:12
Christian denominations who all swear they're the ones
02:34:15
who are right for 2000 years until it made it into your hands.
02:34:19
But what if there's that? Like if.
02:34:23
And I'm just saying,
02:34:23
let's just assume for a second that there is an out all omnipotent being
02:34:26
or some type of a conscious or unconscious energy that controls things.
02:34:33
He would need a
02:34:34
mechanism in order to put that message through.
02:34:37
And what if there is just only one word and it is either faith
02:34:41
after life existence? Yeah, that's kind of funny.
02:34:43
They say there's only one word, and then I said three words,
02:34:45
but all those things are the same thing, and it is the word.
02:34:48
The is not the word of God.
02:34:50
It's the word
02:34:52
is God, if that's what you want to call it.
02:34:56
Is that possible that he would they would make sure that even even
02:34:59
through all those that manipulation of the Bible and all that, people
02:35:02
trying to manipulate their own power, there still is a wholesome, honest message
02:35:10
deeper than anything else within it.
02:35:13
Is that possible,
02:35:16
as an agnostic would say, is anything possible?
02:35:21
I think yes.
02:35:24
If that's not confusing, I don't know what it is.
02:35:27
Now this.
02:35:27
It's supposed to be confusing because you just admit it.
02:35:30
You just said why where it came from.
02:35:32
It was a bunch of men trying to, I don't know, create something either.
02:35:36
Get in touch
02:35:37
with God from a good point of view, or control a man from a bad point of view.
02:35:40
Either way, you just said why you shouldn't try.
02:35:44
This is something that Christians do not want to address because it destroys.
02:35:48
I just address your idea that the Bible is flawless and all you need.
02:35:52
Yeah, I do, I, I I've heard that my whole life that the Bible
02:35:55
is flawless, flawless.
02:35:59
But the only thing that can come even close to the Bible
02:36:01
saying that is it says that the Bible is an intact
02:36:05
piece of literature that shall never be messed with.
02:36:08
And I'm paraphrasing, but it's been completely messed with.
02:36:11
So then that's not even the word that it's referring to as the word.
02:36:15
So yeah, it's not
02:36:17
it's not flawless.
02:36:18
It has contradictions within itself.
02:36:20
I don't know who says that or what they mean, but I would like,
02:36:23
biblical person to please explain that to me.
02:36:26
What it
02:36:27
what does it mean that the Bible is flawless?
02:36:30
It's not.
02:36:31
It is. There is a biblical version.
02:36:33
Yeah.
02:36:33
He's a he's a Bible study
02:36:35
for this book that mainstream Christianity has turned into something of an idol.
02:36:39
And for further context, the Old Testament wait turned it into an idol.
02:36:44
The book itself says you cannot put the book in front of God as an idol.
02:36:50
Who is this guy?
02:36:52
Adam.
02:36:53
Adam.
02:36:53
All red, all red?
02:36:57
Who does look pretty red.
02:36:58
God smiting people left and right.
02:37:00
There's no no, not not left and right.
02:37:03
Just left.
02:37:05
Not even this.
02:37:06
If you sit at the right hand of God, then you.
02:37:08
You know, you're not actually smited.
02:37:10
I don't think you caught that little message either.
02:37:13
Name a personality as Jesus in the show.
02:37:15
That doesn't mean right and left politics.
02:37:18
Shut up fucking conservatives. That's not what it means.
02:37:20
The gospels telling us to forgive our enemies.
02:37:22
We're talking about two totally different characters.
02:37:25
It's like trying to mix
02:37:26
a metallica concert with a mister Rogers Neighborhood special.
02:37:29
Bingo. That is our next mash up.
02:37:31
That sounds awesome.
02:37:33
He's saying that's a bad thing.
02:37:35
Mr. Rogers and Metallica.
02:37:38
Yeah, well, I think that's five Finger Death Punch.
02:37:41
They already did it.
02:37:44
It's kind of a dig on Five Finger Death Punch
02:37:47
and calling it one John, two people.
02:37:49
All right.
02:37:50
Now the the God of the Old Testament is not the same God
02:37:52
as the one that Paul wrote about in his letters.
02:37:55
No shit.
02:37:55
It's the old promise and the new promise.
02:37:59
It's completely different.
02:38:02
I think it's the only reason it's connected,
02:38:03
because they bound it together in the same book.
02:38:05
For some reason, I think we should stop that.
02:38:08
The Old Testament has been replaced with the New Testament,
02:38:12
and neither are the same characters.
02:38:14
Jesus from the four Gospels.
02:38:15
Jesus said something really interesting once.
02:38:17
He said, be like little children.
02:38:19
Kids do not need theological degrees.
02:38:21
They need simple truth.
02:38:23
The gospel was meant. Yeah.
02:38:24
And the truth is that the message that they're trying to say in the Bible,
02:38:28
regardless, in fact, in spite of religion, is
02:38:33
I mean, I guess I could simplify it to the Golden rule,
02:38:37
but if you live to and toward others
02:38:40
as you expect them to live towards you, we as a whole should have a better life.
02:38:44
And I know I'm simplifying.
02:38:45
It's not that easy because you're going to have two people
02:38:47
that have two different ideals
02:38:48
that are going to say, you do this and I do that,
02:38:49
and you're not going to agree and you're gonna have problems and conflict, but
02:38:53
at the whole
02:38:54
and the root of it, like all philosophies, I'm pretty sure that that's the message
02:38:59
that that's trying to be relayed.
02:39:02
What would Jesus do?
02:39:05
And the warrior Christ like, be a cultural Christian?
02:39:08
All these things are exactly what the Bible was meant to be,
02:39:13
not locked in denomination.
02:39:14
Whether it was written by man, some crazy person in his attic,
02:39:18
or divined through the finger of God, the message is still exists now.
02:39:23
So what do we do with it?
02:39:25
Positional arguments and weaponized like the woke left
02:39:28
and the stone casting, right?
02:39:29
Because the real gospel.
02:39:31
The guy I'm sure Gary just hates when I destroy his videos and change the message
02:39:35
almost to the opposite gospel that Jesus taught.
02:39:38
Or like the stuff not about control.
02:39:40
It's about freedom.
02:39:41
But now, if you're ready to stone cast, thou shalt
02:39:45
something about the first stone.
02:39:48
You know that you know that message.
02:39:50
I'll get stone first. That's fine.
02:39:52
So you're living a perfect life.
02:39:54
Have no threat of being stone yourself?
02:39:56
No, I'm.
02:39:57
I'm going to say I'm going to get stone first.
02:40:00
Oh, I thought you said I want to throw the first stone.
02:40:03
I was like, dang, I'll do that too.
02:40:04
Yeah, yeah,
02:40:06
but thou who throws the first stone shall have no stone
02:40:10
reasons tossed upon them.
02:40:13
Yeah. For sure.
02:40:15
I'm sorry.
02:40:17
So if the Bible is fallible, good.
02:40:19
I mean, once and for all, what is it
02:40:22
then? The point was never the PWDs.
02:40:24
It was the person I know. It's a food. Is it a noodle?
02:40:27
Is it seaweed?
02:40:27
Is it a fucking rice?
02:40:29
Is it a person? Was a person.
02:40:31
Is it an egg?
02:40:32
It's a pancake. I think to kimchi.
02:40:38
Still says the same thing today.
02:40:40
Follow me and be free.
02:40:43
Jesus.
02:40:45
Jesus wasn't a Christian because
02:40:47
Jesus is the Christ in Christian.
02:40:50
Guess what?
02:40:51
Buddha wasn't a Buddhist.
02:40:53
I've heard that shit 1,000,000 million years times.
02:40:58
It doesn't really mean anything.
02:41:02
But you could still live there your life the way they did if they existed,
02:41:06
which they probably didn't, but probably did.
02:41:12
I miscarry.
02:41:15
Between the cold and the work,
02:41:19
I still know
02:41:22
I also, I was going to mention I watch the show.
02:41:26
I think it doesn't matter was
02:41:28
I was watching a very popular podcast, Words of Thunder, if I'm Mr.
02:41:33
Perfect Timing and the host kept playing videos to interrupt the talking,
02:41:36
that's all it takes. Dangle the coin, the flash.
02:41:39
And they had famous people on with old stories,
02:41:41
and they kept showing up to these wonderful stories with stupid bullshit videos.
02:41:46
And while they interrupted, the host got even more mad
02:41:48
and tried to play the video again.
02:41:49
But what he was doing was walking on.
02:41:50
Great stories and great talk show.
02:41:53
I think we need there was there was zero great stories and great zero
02:41:56
great talk show. That was.
02:41:58
Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm not, I'm not I'm not saying my talking is great.
02:42:00
Stories create great talking points to write.
02:42:05
No this doesn't apply to today.
02:42:07
This applies either last week or the week before with some words late.
02:42:11
Think of goal Inc of God, Inc of gold.
02:42:14
Yeah, it was pissed because we paused.
02:42:16
Because we were like, oh, let's not talk about this on Rumble.
02:42:18
Then we never got back to it because we forgot what it was
02:42:20
and I was really pissed about it.
02:42:22
I need a board to take notes and big lights so I don't forget.
02:42:25
Yeah, we all fucked up.
02:42:26
Obviously I'll take responsibility for that too,
02:42:28
because I'm the one who also curbed it to like.
02:42:31
I think of the I don't know, whatever.
02:42:34
But in my
02:42:34
head I'm like, yeah, no problem, keep it later.
02:42:37
Now I got it.
02:42:39
I got to remember to that with the cold we got, you know, we got to get Gary
02:42:42
in and out.
02:42:42
He's going to be gone by fucking midnight.
02:42:44
Now. I don't know what else to do in the back thing.
02:42:48
Oh. Is his back still shot?
02:42:49
Is that why he was laying like so? You can tell the way it was, William.
02:42:52
But the one he got up that last time when he kind of set that up.
02:42:55
Unfortunately, the quitting the Snapple job,
02:42:59
was hurting his back.
02:43:00
But at the same time, it was also helping his back.
02:43:03
Because when you no longer use those muscles.
02:43:05
Yeah, you're then the muscles aren't there anymore.
02:43:08
And that's really that's what's supporting your spine a lot of times is the muscles
02:43:11
that when you have, degradation in your, the,
02:43:15
shit in between your spine,
02:43:17
whether that be from just over usage or, sometimes drug abuse does that
02:43:21
certain drugs will, burn all of your spinal fluid,
02:43:24
and spinal fluid is fine, but you won't get it back.
02:43:26
So don't get attached to the TAC. Every bone in your back means Zach
02:43:30
or Beano a I remember that.
02:43:33
Yeah. My Spinoza.
02:43:36
Spinoza downtown.
02:43:39
Let's watch the ink of gold.
02:43:41
Words of thunder.
02:43:42
If I'm going to steer the story of mankind, the prolog has to sing one rant.
02:43:47
That's all it takes. Dangle
02:43:48
the coin, the flesh, the chemical fog, and they'll chain themselves.
02:43:52
And when they beg for meaning, I'll be waiting with the book.
02:43:56
It's scary as fuck starts a conversation like that.
02:44:01
I gotta.
02:44:18
With you, Gary, you gotta.
02:44:19
You gotta label this shit.
02:44:20
I could have played this on YouTube.
02:44:22
I think we just watched somebody die.
02:44:24
Oh, no.
02:44:26
We watched people die.
02:44:27
I want to see it.
02:44:29
What was this labeled?
02:44:32
Jesus.
02:44:35
It was labeled Jesus.
02:44:41
I don't know what.
02:44:51
I didn't hear a freeze.
02:44:52
I didn't hear,
02:44:54
he was running away.
02:44:55
Why would you shoot him?
02:44:57
He says watch to the end.
02:44:59
When you shoot him, he's not even. He's not even running away. Just walk walking.
02:45:01
I don't even think he knew they were. They're walking away.
02:45:04
He didn't even know they were there.
02:45:05
Dude, this is just a guy going to get a donut.
02:45:07
You saying you can't hear those fucking sirens?
02:45:10
I can, but somebody just happens to turn on the.
02:45:13
Or they at least edit it.
02:45:15
This start right here.
02:45:17
Oh, this isn't Ontario.
02:45:18
This explains everything.
02:45:20
I was in Ontario.
02:45:28
Oh I when you went over.
02:45:32
Oops.
02:45:35
I remember now I saw this.
02:45:39
What do you mean? No.
02:45:40
No way.
02:45:41
Look, the cops are trying.
02:45:43
Oh, everyone, I love the I love the people are too stupid to realize like that.
02:45:46
Like, vehicle weighs a lot of poundage.
02:45:49
Oh, dude. Oh. Vehicle neutral.
02:45:52
The easiest this is do is just get in the vehicle
02:45:55
and operate the vehicle from which the engine can.
02:45:58
I think you need to watch this again.
02:46:00
This is not a rolling car. This is an accelerating car.
02:46:03
You. They shoot them.
02:46:04
I just tell them that I really shoot them.
02:46:08
I think they shot him.
02:46:10
I could take the tasers fire.
02:46:12
Right? That they shoot on the taser.
02:46:15
Yeah, yeah, they they shoot.
02:46:18
They come on the 30ft range maybe.
02:46:20
I think anything they would
02:46:23
so that I understand that was an accident.
02:46:25
But what about when the cop gets in the car and,
02:46:30
I think that
02:46:32
somebody that got out of their cop car and forgot to put it in
02:46:36
park, because you're right. I'm sorry.
02:46:38
I didn't know there was nobody in the car.
02:46:40
It was just rolling. I was wrong, I was on the way.
02:46:42
At this point, the car is just rolling for some.
02:46:45
Yeah, they pulled up, left it a neutral run, and it's just sitting there.
02:46:48
Oh no one does one. Do they get out of the vehicle here.
02:46:51
Do we see they are already they're already out of that cop car.
02:46:53
They've been out of the vehicle.
02:46:55
Yeah I don't I don't I would assume they just probably pulled up.
02:46:58
This is far in the beginning as we can get in this video.
02:47:02
But I
02:47:02
want to see when this person gets out of.
02:47:06
Here the.
02:47:10
Oh, yeah.
02:47:10
I'm sorry.
02:47:10
They got a radio right now, so the person is already down.
02:47:13
So this is pure ignorance.
02:47:19
I think it's we're sitting there for a second,
02:47:21
but you would think you would see as you're approaching the vehicle
02:47:25
and you're, you're trying to walk forward and to your right as a vehicle,
02:47:29
and you feel like you're not walking as fast as you should
02:47:32
because the vehicle's also coming with you.
02:47:34
There should be some types of I have a perception, why aren't I moving?
02:47:38
I'm walking by the view.
02:47:40
Would it does it help if I tell you that that's a woman?
02:47:44
Yeah, it does.
02:47:46
Okay.
02:47:46
We're expected.
02:47:50
She's the one that tries to stop it from the front.
02:47:52
Yeah, she's going to push it.
02:47:54
I love these idiots.
02:47:56
You know how heavy that fucking thing is.
02:47:57
Especially with the momentum.
02:47:59
I'm delaying the worst time, though, for dramatic effect.
02:48:02
Her being out of the car is the best thing that can happen.
02:48:04
Because guess what happens next?
02:48:08
What side?
02:48:09
Where the sun. I'm just kidding.
02:48:13
It doesn't have to do with that. But it's still pretty bad.
02:48:14
So I'm pretty sure I'm going to say that something.
02:48:19
Actually, I know the video.
02:48:20
I'm going to say that she just anything.
02:48:24
Did you want to guess?
02:48:27
Because there's nobody else here.
02:48:28
She throws a she somebody throws a Greenville the other
02:48:32
I'm going to guess that she jumps back in the car
02:48:34
and runs over him again.
02:48:39
Like is it still drive like this?
02:48:42
Or you let a four year old go, oh good,
02:48:47
I went there.
02:48:49
She's screaming right now.
02:48:49
Oh no, don't back up now.
02:48:51
You know he's fucking dead.
02:48:54
Oh go back up now.
02:48:57
The screaming got back over him. Did she beg.
02:49:00
She had to get the car off of do.
02:49:01
That was in her mind. She had to get the car off.
02:49:03
Oh he was directly under the center of it. You
02:49:06
okay?
02:49:08
Let's just I'm going to let the whole thing play like it's a ten regular speed.
02:49:13
Oh, no.
02:49:16
It's all the same woman.
02:49:17
It's all the same cop.
02:49:20
Oh, no. Oh, shit.
02:49:21
I didn't put my car in here. I'll stop it from the front.
02:49:23
I can't stop it from getting your car.
02:49:25
Get your car, get your car!
02:49:26
Okay, I'll get my car in it.
02:49:28
I'll help. I'll help you. Don't have him. Oh, shit. That's the.
02:49:31
That's the gas.
02:49:31
That's the gas. I'm sorry. That's the gas.
02:49:34
Goes back over.
02:49:36
Fucking back up.
02:49:37
The guy's still trying to push it.
02:49:38
All right, he's off now.
02:49:41
Know they're still trying to arrest him.
02:49:42
They're like, oh, it's like, dude, you just feel me over?
02:49:45
Like, hey, be a little bit late.
02:49:47
You a little bit ginger here?
02:49:49
Oh, he's got a loss over here.
02:49:51
Oh my God.
02:49:52
That was the best thing that happened on that day.
02:49:55
Oh my God. You.
02:50:01
I think you hear me yell, too.
02:50:02
I mean, like when she.
02:50:06
Take me to,
02:50:07
like, where it was and she just pull up.
02:50:10
We see if she just pulled up or had she been already sitting there
02:50:13
once the camera pans that way, I see the car was moving.
02:50:16
She was pulled up. She got out. She didn't just pulled up.
02:50:18
She left there.
02:50:19
She was sitting there waiting for the guy to make a decision on what he was doing.
02:50:22
And then she kind of been sitting there for a minute
02:50:24
and kind of forgot that she didn't put it in park yet.
02:50:27
I think she did everything she was supposed to do except for her car
02:50:30
park, but.
02:50:33
Well, no, I mean, because if she would have,
02:50:35
if she would have put it in park, she would have tried to push it back.
02:50:37
She wouldn't have tried to run over somebody.
02:50:39
She wouldn't had to get back in and accidentally hit the gas
02:50:41
because now she's so flustered by screaming, no, I don't know that.
02:50:44
But I know that it didn't happen that way because she didn't put it in park
02:50:48
and she's on her period.
02:50:51
I don't care this.
02:50:53
I'm just saying it doesn't matter in the circumstance.
02:50:55
I'm just saying, like what?
02:50:56
I'm just saying it'd be one more notch on the
02:50:59
to do so.
02:51:05
She's like,
02:51:05
realizes she see how she doubles back for a split second.
02:51:09
But yeah.
02:51:10
And then she thinks she can lift the car off of the van.
02:51:14
And it's not. It's not in.
02:51:16
It'll go back.
02:51:18
You know what?
02:51:19
I'm starting to think it's not even in neutral now.
02:51:22
It's probably. Yeah, it's.
02:51:23
I'm saying there's too much.
02:51:24
I, it's hard to tell, but because she was already stopped.
02:51:27
Wait, no, they just. I,
02:51:30
it wasn't a neutral.
02:51:32
It's in drive.
02:51:33
Oh, yeah.
02:51:34
No, it's in neutral. They just pushed it back right there.
02:51:36
So they actually got it at this point.
02:51:38
They're good, they're good. They got it.
02:51:41
They actually got it right.
02:51:42
I didn't realize at first, but yeah all the cars are the one.
02:51:45
See the cars on them.
02:51:46
It's on them but it's in neutral.
02:51:48
They push it back.
02:51:51
All right.
02:51:53
Apparently they can't move that shit, so I can.
02:51:56
She gets in there. It's already.
02:51:58
She's already gas in it.
02:51:59
I don't know if you physically push against an idle in.
02:52:04
Stop it.
02:52:05
Maybe if the timing set real low and it's like, you know, it idles, it's
02:52:08
almost ready to stall or it doesn't go anyways.
02:52:10
I've had cars that when they idle,
02:52:12
they want to race, and I've had cars that don't go until I step on the gas.
02:52:15
It depends also on like what kind of incline we're dealing with
02:52:18
here, and it's hard to tell based on like the footage is there.
02:52:22
Oh, it's a parking lot, so it's going to be relatively flat.
02:52:25
Well, I mean, it's going to have a drainage ditch.
02:52:28
It's it may even just, you know, there might be a slight incline as you go up
02:52:31
towards, depending on where is this part of the hill in Toronto, Ontario.
02:52:36
Looks like it.
02:52:36
I see a town.
02:52:37
I see a hill, right. Oh, did you hear that? Dragging?
02:52:42
Him. That's the thing.
02:52:43
When you run over, you.
02:52:46
Yeah.
02:52:47
What was that
02:52:48
guy? That was the guy.
02:52:52
I like how they're still trying to push against it.
02:52:56
Well, you know what?
02:52:58
I've had conversations like that.
02:52:59
So what if you're in your car?
02:53:00
For whatever reason, this hypothetical, the accelerator gets completely stuck on.
02:53:06
Get out of the way.
02:53:08
You can steer just fine, but you have no brakes.
02:53:11
You're just going to give up because it seems hard to do,
02:53:14
even though you know you're going to crash. Are you?
02:53:16
Oh well, I don't know.
02:53:17
That's not a that's going until you're getting run out of gas
02:53:21
by a large roundabout.
02:53:23
Who knows?
02:53:23
I mean, it's like the speed movie, but for real, you're like, it's not a bomb.
02:53:27
You cannot slow down. Your car's broken.
02:53:28
It's like
02:53:29
when the Teslas were doing that, somebody and I started talking about that,
02:53:32
and somebody was like, I'll just take my hands off the wheel
02:53:34
and fucking put my head down because it's over.
02:53:36
I'm like, fuck that dude.
02:53:37
I am going to steer until I run out of gas.
02:53:39
Or at least try to or never.
02:53:42
The find smashes into while you're done.
02:53:46
Yeah, but if you're going full acceleration
02:53:48
when you're going as fast as the car can possibly go,
02:53:51
the only thing you might pick is water.
02:53:53
And even then,
02:53:55
I don't think.
02:53:56
I think you're going to die.
02:53:58
That's why I don't get why cars are allowed to go.
02:54:00
So that's, be me.
02:54:02
And then thanks to speed, I'd be like, I'd be trying to find an airport
02:54:05
where I can circle around until I run out of gas.
02:54:08
I don't know if that's like our cars.
02:54:10
Government different when you go on to Canada, because when I split my mileage to
02:54:15
or my like, I have to go, which is annoying.
02:54:17
So when I go over into the border Canada,
02:54:21
which I've done several times,
02:54:23
over the like a week a week ago.
02:54:27
I and then I haven't,
02:54:28
I haven't this is not like the rare.
02:54:31
Would there ever be a Kevin Canada.
02:54:34
Where do you find out how bad that one job fucks you on your income tax?
02:54:40
No, I don't I don't
02:54:41
deal with that shit.
02:54:47
Okay.
02:54:47
Anyways, you don't understand how this works, but that's okay.
02:54:50
You don't have to,
02:54:56
Borders.
02:54:57
You talking about borders?
02:54:58
You go across the border sometimes, and you zip.
02:55:01
And you did it a lot lately.
02:55:02
And we watched the show
02:55:05
back. Oh.
02:55:11
You know what that is?
02:55:13
Can we get much higher?
02:55:15
So, I don't know, blacks.
02:55:20
Oh, here we go, Gary.
02:55:23
For flat dreams.
02:55:26
Sorry.
02:55:27
Blacks border it.
02:55:28
Come on, blacks, and they'll pay for more.
02:55:32
Gary throwing the first right hand.
02:55:34
Those jabs are landing.
02:55:35
Listen to the crap German suplex.
02:55:37
He got all of it that just found it.
02:55:39
Oh, no.
02:55:39
He's looking toward that pile. Why?
02:55:43
Why the elephant on?
02:55:46
Because the Indian seekers.
02:55:49
Maybe, you know, they dropped that.
02:55:51
They dropped that story.
02:55:53
You brought that shit?
02:55:55
No. The guy that was in the with the shit, he brought that story to the show.
02:56:00
He was literally all the
02:56:01
Indians were just slapping shit on each other.
02:56:06
I don't know
02:56:06
if he was for variety or whoever he was to the story for.
02:56:10
They they scrap the story on after Indian pressure.
02:56:16
I thought, that's kind of bullshit,
02:56:18
for lack of a better word.
02:56:21
That was a good joke.
02:56:24
But you're busy creating.
02:56:25
I see it in here. It.
02:56:28
I said, that's bullshit.
02:56:30
You know, the Indians playing in the bullshit.
02:56:32
All right. Yeah. So.
02:56:34
All right.
02:56:34
Got it.
02:56:34
Yeah.
02:56:35
Okay, so when I have to go over to Canada.
02:56:38
Used to.
02:56:39
Used to have just the speedometer with kilometers and miles per hour on there.
02:56:43
Like together permanent. Yeah, they don't anymore.
02:56:45
The first time I ever went over into Canada, like, years ago,
02:56:51
driving over,
02:56:53
a couple years ago, I was like,
02:56:56
how do I get, like, I look down and I'm like, how do I know?
02:56:59
I'm like, so I had to, like, go into my fucking cluster and like,
02:57:02
go into a certain setting
02:57:03
and then switch it over to metric, and then it, like, adjusts the visual.
02:57:07
Yeah.
02:57:07
And then it moves the needle and it only goes up
02:57:10
to, I think, like it's, it's it
02:57:15
I think it goes like 140 and it's only a isn't it amazing about double.
02:57:19
It's about double.
02:57:21
No. It's left
02:57:24
what I'm saying the kilometers.
02:57:25
But when I, when you, when you adjusted because I'm like wait this makes no sense.
02:57:28
Because how come I can only go x amount of kilometers?
02:57:31
Like, because I'm almost like going 100
02:57:34
is like 55,
02:57:36
but the needle's, like, way over here, and it's like almost seven.
02:57:41
Like it's over. It's like almost 75% of the way.
02:57:44
And I'm like, okay, so I did the math and like it.
02:57:46
It's governed to like 80 miles, like 80mph, roughly 70, 80 miles an hour.
02:57:52
But when I switched I because I sat there and I'm like, that makes no sense.
02:57:55
Like I can only go so fast.
02:57:58
Yeah. No, it's it's about double 60km.
02:58:01
An hour is 60mph is 100km,
02:58:05
give or take, I mean, 97, but
02:58:08
so if you're going if it's if you should be driving 60 miles an hour, you're,
02:58:12
you're Canadian.
02:58:15
It was 190, 100 miles an hour. Yeah.
02:58:17
It was 100 miles.
02:58:18
Hundred miles an hour.
02:58:18
It's just under just over 60.
02:58:21
And so my truck
02:58:24
is governed to
02:58:29
I forget what it was.
02:58:31
My Chevy was 95, 95 miles an hour.
02:58:34
I couldn't go over 95. It would.
02:58:35
It was my brakes would kick in.
02:58:38
But my truck.
02:58:42
In Imperial or Standard, whatever it is,
02:58:45
you can go more a mile per hour based on the what the speedometer says,
02:58:50
govern different.
02:58:51
Really?
02:58:52
So it's an electronic governor based on your fucking speed, I don't know.
02:58:56
Well, it must be what makes me think you have to do that
02:58:59
or just because the USA.
02:59:00
You could test it. Oh, you could testing. I don't like.
02:59:03
Yeah I don't yeah, that's the problem.
02:59:04
Yeah. You got to put it in kilometers. Go it.
02:59:07
Go as fast as you can to that car fucking stops going fast.
02:59:10
And then ask Google how how many miles an hour is
02:59:13
as fast as you were going and see what I would advise me to do.
02:59:16
Because in America, and I don't think you have to go to A
02:59:18
and go that fast, you can actually set the kilometers while you're in America.
02:59:22
And yeah, but if I go to Canada then I have to go to America. The
02:59:27
asshole
02:59:28
I went, I went over and back three days.
02:59:31
She's for Medicare. Extremely.
02:59:34
Everyone says I'm sorry.
02:59:36
The the first day was a woman and she was a little bit stiff,
02:59:40
but I, I understand that and but she was still like to the point
02:59:44
and she wasn't a man who was a little stiff.
02:59:46
Can I wasn't can I get a straight face?
02:59:49
Everyone else was like a smile, like, oh yeah, they were.
02:59:52
Some of them even made like a mild comment about like, oh, that's interesting.
02:59:55
Like what I'm doing there.
02:59:58
And it's like, whatever.
02:59:59
And then on the last day coming back, I get the fucking asshole
03:00:05
and I don't understand. And it pissed me off.
03:00:07
Oh, so we are going to place where the sun don't go.
03:00:13
What's in your it?
03:00:13
So what was so once
03:00:14
you get your asshole shut down, but, you know, it was in your asshole part.
03:00:19
If you're gonna be ornery, you need to be taken off the job and given a break.
03:00:21
Period.
03:00:22
That's how that works in those type of fields.
03:00:25
If you're going to be what ornery did you say one was just short.
03:00:28
He was shorter. He cut me off a couple times.
03:00:30
He I started to this. I thought, that's what you wanted.
03:00:32
The circle like the circle gay guy was nice to you and you fucking finish it off.
03:00:36
There's. So either you're. No.
03:00:38
I'm just saying I had my spiel down of what I'm doing there. Why?
03:00:42
It makes sense. You had to have a spiel down.
03:00:44
Why couldn't you just give them honest answers?
03:00:46
Is the honest answer. About what?
03:00:48
Because it just happened to be a spiel you were prepared to get creeped out
03:00:52
by, like, oh, you're selling stuff or you're like, oh, whatever.
03:00:55
And it's like, no, I have nothing for sale.
03:00:57
I have nothing but tools.
03:00:59
I'm quick for any story thing.
03:01:00
I'm bringing back nothing.
03:01:01
No, I don't have any weed because I can just buy it in your fucking country.
03:01:04
If I really want it, why would I take it across the border?
03:01:07
Even then? I could because no one ever searched me.
03:01:09
So I don't know.
03:01:10
There. Yeah.
03:01:11
They take shit seriously. High school, we went to Sarnia.
03:01:13
The marching band, hopped on a bus, drove to Sarnia for the Christmas Day parade.
03:01:17
Or what the fuck? Doesn't matter.
03:01:20
And when our
03:01:20
high school marching band, a bunch of fucking 14 to 18
03:01:23
year olds pulled up to the Border Patrol and they said,
03:01:27
I don't remember what they said.
03:01:28
Do you have anything to blah, blah, blah?
03:01:30
And some asshole kid said something about the are we on Rumble?
03:01:34
Something about the bomb under the bus.
03:01:35
Don't you know, don't don't look at my suitcase for the bubble gum there.
03:01:39
So yeah, it's four hours later.
03:01:43
Yeah.
03:01:46
Needless to say that through the
03:01:48
the border and I've had great experiences where I just barely could lift my head up
03:01:52
and we got through the border just because my buddy had a,
03:01:55
convertible.
03:01:56
And they all at the time, they all you needed was one person
03:02:00
in the vehicle having a birth certificate or sometimes not at all.
03:02:03
And that was even post 911. Really.
03:02:06
But then the one time, like 5 or 7 years later, after that,
03:02:10
me and my buddy go across there and he had a single cab,
03:02:15
Dodge Dakota.
03:02:17
And so there's like, no chance of anything being hidden anywhere.
03:02:19
And if there is, you can find it.
03:02:22
Yeah, man, it sucks for me.
03:02:24
And then I bet you I mean not extended.
03:02:27
We go to that, we go to the million dollar saloon
03:02:29
and we're hanging out or doing whatever. And then we come back over the wall.
03:02:32
Have a second. What's the million dollar saloon?
03:02:35
I still have a token from our viewers that aren't sure.
03:02:38
For our viewers that are watching, that doesn't exist.
03:02:40
Oh, dude.
03:02:41
Bar down there.
03:02:43
I don't even think they served anymore.
03:02:44
I don't think they serve liquor because they were so naked.
03:02:49
Which is weird to me.
03:02:49
Because they did. Because it's Canada.
03:02:51
It was different. It was it.
03:02:53
Yeah. I can honestly say I have never been.
03:02:57
Yeah.
03:02:57
When you're 19 and you can do that, you do that
03:03:00
when you go, oh yeah, I turned 19.
03:03:03
We went down there, but we couldn't afford that place.
03:03:04
We went to the other one, which was not fun.
03:03:07
We went to all of them, but whatever.
03:03:10
So it was.
03:03:11
But, so when we came back over, they again,
03:03:15
we were used to old rules where, like, all we had of a car full of people.
03:03:20
And as long as one person had a birth certificate
03:03:22
and the rest of it people had their license,
03:03:25
and as long as like again, I would come over multiple times
03:03:28
where I could barely keep my head up
03:03:29
and I remember them tapping me on my shoulder going, hey, hey!
03:03:33
And I'm like one.
03:03:33
And they're like, they just want to see you
03:03:35
lift your head up to make sure you're like, okay.
03:03:37
And and I just would lift my head up and I'd be like,
03:03:40
you know, and then they'd be like, okay.
03:03:42
And then I just kind of go,
03:03:45
right?
03:03:45
It seems kind of, you know, yeah, it's kind of weird. Yeah.
03:03:48
And so we came back over and then they had an issue
03:03:52
with the fact that neither of us had a, birth certificate.
03:03:55
And, $45.
03:03:58
You get a passport, you'll never, ever know.
03:04:00
I have that now.
03:04:01
This was years ago.
03:04:02
Fuck face. Oh, fuck face.
03:04:04
Jesus Christ, I wasn't talking to you.
03:04:06
I was talking to other people several times this week.
03:04:08
I'm not talking about this week.
03:04:10
There's like, four people that watch.
03:04:11
So I was talking to them.
03:04:14
Get a passport.
03:04:15
You do not need that stupid star license.
03:04:17
They're lying to you.
03:04:19
You don't need to be tracked with radio waves or whatever.
03:04:21
Who cares?
03:04:22
It doesn't matter, I care.
03:04:23
So so they had a problem with that.
03:04:26
And so they take us out of the car and they then, like, pull us into this
03:04:29
building and then, side where the sun don't go.
03:04:35
We sit there for a while,
03:04:36
and then we pull me and he pulls me into the back.
03:04:39
He pulls one out
03:04:41
and he's saying, he brings me into this room that has a desk.
03:04:44
And he, like, starts questioning me
03:04:47
about where the rest of it is.
03:04:49
That's not how they measure pans.
03:04:51
And I'm like, the rest of what?
03:04:54
And he's like, you know what I'm talking about?
03:04:55
I'm like, I'm like, no, I'm like, what do you mean?
03:04:57
The rest of what?
03:04:59
He goes, you don't know.
03:05:00
And I'm like, I have no idea.
03:05:02
I gave it to you. You know where they left off?
03:05:04
It is. I'm like, I don't know.
03:05:05
I don't know what you mean. What are you talking about?
03:05:07
He's like, oh, you.
03:05:08
Oh, you know, you don't have, you know, and I'm like, I don't know.
03:05:11
I'm like, he's like.
03:05:11
And so he shows me this small piece of weed
03:05:15
that he like out of a roach on my seat.
03:05:19
No, it was just a bare piece of weed.
03:05:21
And it was maybe like, like like, yay!
03:05:25
Like you smoked weed with you.
03:05:27
In Canada, the story is finally getting good.
03:05:30
And he's like, yay!
03:05:33
And I'm like, I have no idea.
03:05:34
I go, it's not my vehicle. I have no idea what you know.
03:05:37
And he's like, oh, I'm like the rest of what I, I just kept like, I was scared.
03:05:42
I was scared shitless because they kept the borders different.
03:05:45
Yeah, the borders different.
03:05:46
No. They can do way worse than that.
03:05:48
They can put you in Canadian jail.
03:05:52
Just being in Canada,
03:05:54
I'm sure that's just fine.
03:05:57
But, Yeah.
03:05:58
So it he just.
03:06:00
He searched me,
03:06:03
and then I told him, like, I'm like, dude, it's
03:06:05
I'm like, it's a single cab Dodge Dakota.
03:06:07
I'm like, what do you think we're hiding? Like, what do you like? You know,
03:06:11
it's the
03:06:11
worst vehicle to try to, like, smuggle anything in, you know what I mean?
03:06:14
Like, there's. So it's such a little space.
03:06:17
And so he takes me back through,
03:06:21
and I'm, like, trying to eyeball my buddy, like,
03:06:24
because he's still sitting in the thing and I'm like, I'm on him like, holy shit.
03:06:27
And he's.
03:06:28
And he because he told me this afterwards he goes, yeah, I saw it.
03:06:30
And he goes, I knew something was up when you were fucking doing that.
03:06:33
And so they then grab him, take him.
03:06:37
And we had to like walk behind this counter.
03:06:38
He goes by the counter and there was like an officer standing there
03:06:42
and he has to like, shimmy to get past this officer
03:06:46
because there's little space in between where the guy had just walked.
03:06:49
And so he barely brushed against this officer
03:06:52
because he's a little bit plumper of a dude.
03:06:54
The officer starts claiming that he could, charge the guy
03:06:57
with assault or for touching him.
03:07:00
Yeah, it was like it became all this weird shit, right?
03:07:03
Yeah.
03:07:04
So he can say anything they want to get you all fucking.
03:07:07
Especially if you're a young kid.
03:07:08
At the end of the story,
03:07:09
they let us back in, but they were like, don't ever come near this border again.
03:07:12
Bye bye bye. Don't ever cry, bro.
03:07:14
And so I've been scared shitless about going across the border.
03:07:17
But then I went for the first time for work a few years ago.
03:07:23
I feel you.
03:07:24
And then I went to British Columbia one time, and then this week,
03:07:27
I took the long way around to Ontario
03:07:30
a couple times, and it's been the greatest experience ever.
03:07:33
Even I even told the people in Canada at the subway
03:07:36
because they made friends with me.
03:07:37
I was
03:07:37
because I went there every day for lunch and they were like, hey, how's it going?
03:07:40
You know?
03:07:40
And I'm like, yeah, you know,
03:07:41
there was a couple concerts that haven't or this haven't been in the Detroit area
03:07:44
and they're and they're in the Ontario area.
03:07:47
But you know, the and they're too, they're like, yeah.
03:07:49
You know the border.
03:07:50
It seems kind of like daunting like oh no.
03:07:52
You know, I don't know.
03:07:53
Sometimes it feels like, you know, you don't want to cross it
03:07:55
because it seems like it's this taboo
03:07:57
or like weird thing that becomes an issue if you're something's not right.
03:08:01
And it's like, no, it made me feel comfortable until I had that asshole.
03:08:06
And he's all like, girl, he cut me off several times.
03:08:10
He, like, wouldn't let me finish my sentence.
03:08:12
He was like, demanding me say, like, ask questions and I'm not gonna cut.
03:08:16
Yeah. Person asked.
03:08:18
And so he just like, how was your day?
03:08:21
Do you have anything besides fruit
03:08:24
where you were, you know, because he didn't
03:08:25
ask any of those questions, where, you know, where were you?
03:08:28
Where you from?
03:08:29
Are you such a douchebag or anything like that?
03:08:31
Like to try and set you off?
03:08:32
And then I started, like, telling, you know, my shit, and you, like, cut me off.
03:08:36
And then he cut me off again, and, like, there was this.
03:08:38
You could tell he was just officer hard ass for no reason.
03:08:41
Was there anything different?
03:08:42
Was it like to am instead of the middle of the day?
03:08:45
Maybe he was like 737.
03:08:48
No offense against any third shifters. Not everyone.
03:08:50
No, I'm just saying I get through those government
03:08:51
shutdown and shit, but it's like, bro,
03:08:52
I don't know who you're like, what you're trying to like.
03:08:54
I don't I don't know what I did you but I when he gave me,
03:08:58
when he gave my shit back to me and he said it was okay, I fucking snatch
03:09:01
that shit as hard as I could out of out of his fucking hand.
03:09:05
And I said,
03:09:06
fucking fuck you, you fucking asshole.
03:09:09
And then I drove through.
03:09:11
I don't think I was about to say something to the lady at the toll booth.
03:09:14
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
03:09:16
Here.
03:09:16
Is this all that was taking forever?
03:09:19
I want to be an asshole I hate.
03:09:22
I tried to call the number to report this shit, like, five times on the way home
03:09:25
and it's closed.
03:09:26
I don't understand that could be an issue to where that person is unhinged
03:09:30
and they have an issue.
03:09:31
There's some tension there in a high pressure position, high tension.
03:09:34
There's issues with fucking the government shutdown.
03:09:38
If you have an issue and it's being like, you should be taken off that job
03:09:42
and even given paid leave for whatever they they do for people
03:09:45
that are overly stressed out.
03:09:47
I don't know how you flag that immediately, but
03:09:49
that was an issue to me because if I'm being treated that way,
03:09:52
everyone is being treated that way by that person
03:09:54
because I really can't deal with your job and you're a
03:09:58
that and he's calling five, eight, six, three rants three.
03:10:02
I have nothing to hide.
03:10:03
I will say I anticipated even being searched.
03:10:06
I took every any excess item that I did not need
03:10:09
out of my vehicle, just in case anybody wanted to do.
03:10:13
Anybody had any assumption of anything I drive over.
03:10:17
I have a I have an aluminum fucking thing that a tailgate cover.
03:10:21
I leave that open.
03:10:22
I have nothing but my suit, my fucking toolbox back there.
03:10:26
And that's it.
03:10:27
They can visually see it.
03:10:28
I roll my fucking windows down.
03:10:30
I am not hiding a fucking thing. Right.
03:10:33
So that is my my position going over this border.
03:10:37
And so the fact that this guy was an asshole to me
03:10:40
means that he's going to be worse to anyone out.
03:10:44
And so and it pisses me off because I had the same issue with Delta flights.
03:10:47
I had the same issue with WestJet flight
03:10:49
to where they kick you down the road to where?
03:10:51
Oh yeah, oh, you can call this tomorrow, or you can call this number
03:10:54
by the time you get around to it, you're not as heated.
03:10:57
I don't have time for this shit anymore.
03:10:59
I want to fucking move on with my life.
03:11:01
And so I ended up calling and reporting, and there's a lot of psychology around it.
03:11:04
Why do you think when you call a complaint line, it's always like, take it easy.
03:11:09
Did you like that's real.
03:11:12
That shit is psychologically real.
03:11:14
I hope I run into that motherfucker again on the way back, though. I swear to God,
03:11:18
I hope you wrote and left a no no you don't.
03:11:20
That's the stupidest thing to say.
03:11:23
I'm going to make you do a whole nice thing about
03:11:25
how's your neighbors vehicle, and then I'll tell you to fuck off afterwards.
03:11:28
I don't give a fuck.
03:11:30
Is that what you thought when they found a tiny little piece of weed?
03:11:33
I shot the clerk. I shot those stories.
03:11:35
It's weird. On the way.
03:11:36
On the way into Canada, they just. Every time.
03:11:38
If you're bringing weed on the way
03:11:40
from Canada back to America, they don't ask if you're bringing weed.
03:11:43
Please realize, though,
03:11:44
even if you have a spiteful, rational, logical genius by weed.
03:11:47
I almost wanted to tell the people because every time you go over there
03:11:50
like, oh, you do, there's already marijuana.
03:11:52
And it's like, if I wanted America, yeah, I get over there.
03:11:54
Yeah. Like that's actually.
03:11:55
Yeah, there is, because your shit's way more expensive until I don't care
03:12:00
if I can get it there.
03:12:01
I was going to buy it
03:12:02
where it is because I know it's not, like, acceptable to pass it.
03:12:05
Do you ever think maybe that's why
03:12:06
the border Patrol's making sure you don't bring it?
03:12:10
They're just working together.
03:12:11
Some years ago, before it was legal?
03:12:13
No. Nowadays they're just working for the.
03:12:15
The weed.
03:12:16
Yeah, I think I think all I want to do is tax and I think that's it.
03:12:19
Oh, they are 51 fucking percent in Michigan.
03:12:23
Yeah. It's going up.
03:12:23
But it's still going to be cheaper than what I used to pay for this shit.
03:12:26
So this is amazing to me.
03:12:28
I just went to mash up a metallica song and a mister Rogers,
03:12:31
and I was having a difficult time finding out about that.
03:12:34
Wait, before you play it, I was having a difficult time
03:12:37
because yours is probably way better than mine.
03:12:38
I have no idea. No, I just left it together.
03:12:40
It has nothing to do with music.
03:12:41
It's not a song. It's just, like whatever themed.
03:12:44
Hello, neighbor. I'm glad you're here.
03:12:46
You know, music has a way
03:12:47
of bringing people together in the most unexpected places, ready to jam, Mr.
03:12:51
Roderick? I'm ready. Roderick. Here.
03:12:54
You can be kind.
03:12:55
Even when the world's out of jail, I can still sing.
03:13:00
That's terrible. Who?
03:13:03
So I went to find the intro.
03:13:04
I had to do a band like Metallica, I it wouldn't let me do Metallica.
03:13:09
I was going to mash up and enter Sandman.
03:13:11
Something that's slow and easy to mash up with.
03:13:13
The theme song from Mister Rogers and I came across this video,
03:13:17
the theme song on every single one of the almost 900 episodes of Mister Rogers
03:13:21
Neighborhood was completely different for a very fascinating reason.
03:13:25
So everybody knows and love Fred Rogers, aka mister Rogers and his beloved PBS
03:13:29
children's show Mister Rogers Neighborhood.
03:13:30
But not as many people know
03:13:31
that he actually graduated from college with a bachelor's of music and composed
03:13:36
all of the music and songs on the show, but Mister Rogers
03:13:39
just singing to prerecorded backing tracks on Mister Rogers Neighborhood.
03:13:42
Every single song was performed live in studio.
03:13:46
While they were taping, there was an in-studio pianist
03:13:48
who performed every song alongside Fred Rogers on the show, and A Beautiful Day.
03:13:52
I created You because technically every song was different
03:13:55
because it was being performed live.
03:13:57
But that's not even what I mean.
03:13:59
It's actually really fascinating because Mister Rogers
03:14:01
didn't just get any pianist to perform on the show.
03:14:04
He was, as he was playing the genius concert, jazz pianist Johnny Costa.
03:14:11
The guy's amazing,
03:14:14
who was way more famous and way more valuable
03:14:17
than to be a performer on a children's PBS show.
03:14:20
But he said that he only did it because he was semi-retired
03:14:24
and just liked Mister Rogers.
03:14:26
Fred Rogers was such a good guy that he was so likable.
03:14:29
Modern day Beethoven is back when he sang of Republican,
03:14:32
I probably am on a kid's show, but Mister Rogers made one other smart move
03:14:36
instead of telling Johnny Carson it was still propaganda,
03:14:38
but it was just for the goodness and productivity of society, not for just
03:14:42
go whining and bending for the ears of a child.
03:14:46
I didn't do it this way.
03:14:49
For the ears of a child, I wouldn't do that.
03:14:51
So I figured, well.
03:14:57
And Fred loved it.
03:14:59
And, and I anyway.
03:15:02
Yeah, each the people loved 900 shows, each one
03:15:06
literally a genius with a different every live performed
03:15:10
theme song, every single song on every single episode of the show.
03:15:14
That's incredible.
03:15:15
Differently.
03:15:19
Which is why I can't find one.
03:15:25
I it was live.
03:15:26
Like they filmed it live as if it was taped.
03:15:30
Like it wasn't that long ago either.
03:15:34
Because I'm saying, why is it so remarkable is his live to tape?
03:15:36
I mean, if you'd be like, oh, the guy who introduces Johnny Carson said it.
03:15:40
It's different every single time.
03:15:42
But so that's exactly it.
03:15:44
That's why it's amazing.
03:15:45
But you said it's slightly different.
03:15:47
Like, whoa.
03:15:50
No no no no.
03:15:51
The Tonight Show was played pretty much exactly the same live every night.
03:15:55
This guy no. Changed it 900 times.
03:16:02
Here's Johnny Carson, here's Johnny Carson,
03:16:06
Johnny Carson, you know, I mean, like, there's it's the same shit.
03:16:10
It's the same dynamic. It's just the fact that they.
03:16:13
It was filmed live to tape.
03:16:15
And he was they their actor at the time because they didn't have too much time
03:16:18
to, like, pre-record. Here's element shit.
03:16:20
They just put it into the actual film rather than rerecord.
03:16:25
Yeah.
03:16:25
No, but this was in this was different at the time, the 60s,
03:16:28
the way they could have just as easily played a tape once.
03:16:31
It would have saved way more, more money than to just play it once
03:16:34
and play the video because he had a he had a piano there.
03:16:36
That was part of his gimmick. He was.
03:16:40
It was
03:16:40
the charm of definitely the episode of Mister Rogers Neighborhood.
03:16:43
And you will realize that they are all and it was live a completely different.
03:16:48
The only thing that's the same is Mister Rogers singing.
03:16:51
Johnny C is taking.
03:16:52
The underlying melody of each one is completely different,
03:16:55
using an entire different composition on top of it.
03:16:58
This is just because he could do that. Yeah he do.
03:17:01
The guy is insane. Mr.
03:17:02
Rogers gave to every single episode of his show for kids
03:17:06
and real quick people like dedication.
03:17:08
So in that vein, I don't think I can change the title screams.
03:17:10
They have to be like, oh, you had to put this for kids in there.
03:17:13
I don't know why as creepy because we're trying to touch this show.
03:17:16
Children are our future.
03:17:18
Oh, does every single show. Period. It doesn't matter.
03:17:20
Teach them.
03:17:23
Teach them what?
03:17:23
That piano is more dynamic than just, you know, that they're the future notes.
03:17:29
It's the same three notes.
03:17:30
Pluck four notes.
03:17:33
Oh, no.
03:17:33
I never knew that.
03:17:35
I honestly never knew that
03:17:37
I knew it.
03:17:39
Really?
03:17:40
No, actually, I didn't.
03:17:43
I just learned that Gary, Gary, Gary.
03:17:51
I can't mash up
03:17:52
metallica, Mister Rogers, because there's no Mister Rogers, but I do.
03:17:56
There's no matter what. He doesn't exist.
03:17:58
We live in a mandela effect.
03:18:02
What do they call it?
03:18:03
Whoa!
03:18:08
Oops.
03:18:08
Sorry. Was 900 of it.
03:18:11
Don't do that. This is 911. Go!
03:18:14
And I cannot find one of them.
03:18:16
Can I find one video of a mister Rogers introduction?
03:18:19
Put it, Mister Roderick. It's public broadcasting, right?
03:18:22
So there's no copyright. I can use it. It's mine.
03:18:24
I'm part of the public. Yeah, right. It's all public. We paid for that
03:18:28
public access.
03:18:28
I get it.
03:18:32
Oh, Mike.
03:18:32
Expected places were ready to jam, Mr.
03:18:35
Roderick. I'm ready. One, two. Three, four.
03:18:38
You can be kind.
03:18:39
Even when the words were out of jail, I can still sing.
03:18:45
Look at this one.
03:18:47
Look at this one.
03:18:52
Oh, no,
03:18:54
I do that if I did.
03:18:56
Hey, there.
03:18:56
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
03:19:02
Are you allowed to do that?
03:19:07
I don't know what you mean.
03:19:12
I mean, he knowingly took the photo, so.
03:19:16
Oh. There's more.
03:19:18
Oh, it did more.
03:19:20
You posed for the photo.
03:19:25
What's this said?
03:19:26
Take my. Like this.
03:19:27
Do as you will.
03:19:27
Right.
03:19:30
Arthur de Vida.
03:19:33
Oh, God.
03:19:36
Oh. Take this is
03:19:37
good.
03:19:38
There's. It's not like they can do anything now, right?
03:19:40
Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave.
03:19:43
Being a fucking lose is in your DNA.
03:19:44
It's in a punch line. It's a PSA.
03:19:46
The chromosomes from your mom procreate retards, and they name them
03:19:49
Dave.
03:19:57
On the job site, allegedly,
03:20:01
allegedly.
03:20:04
Monday.
03:20:04
Well, there's this one. Just says Gary is. God.
03:20:07
Did we look at that one
03:20:09
big bad Dave?
03:20:10
Yeah. Me too. Okay.
03:20:12
Sorry, I don't I don't I don't watch the show.
03:20:14
You remember it wasn't the one that was a it wasn't was good when they great.
03:20:19
Okay.
03:20:21
Well all of them was going to be good.
03:20:22
None of them are.
03:20:23
All of them are good.
03:20:24
None of em are great.
03:20:28
It isn't the way God.
03:20:32
Oh, that's Gary's actual one real 1.0.
03:20:35
I don't I want to play that one now.
03:20:37
I thought I would try to have Gary
03:20:38
writing the Bible, and it didn't do the great good.
03:20:43
That's going to take like thousands of years.
03:20:46
Oh, so the things that go to you is just the chin thing sometimes.
03:20:49
So I don't know what to.
03:20:52
What to do there.
03:20:54
Well know that if you get it and you're not quite,
03:20:56
you just don't quite like it is the full rap.
03:20:58
And sometimes the thing is just the
03:21:01
you can download it, right?
03:21:02
You're not just linking to Sora, you're downloading it.
03:21:04
Because obviously you are, because I watched you upload it. Sure.
03:21:06
Take that.
03:21:07
Take that video and upload it to grok and ask it to change it how you want.
03:21:11
Give it grok.
03:21:11
You only get so many like
03:21:14
I haven't had you. You're right.
03:21:15
I, for the first time ever, grok said
03:21:17
you need to go fucking outside, stop or pay money.
03:21:21
But I have made and video hundreds of pictures a day before it said a word.
03:21:26
Yeah. Pictures. Yeah.
03:21:27
Like pictures and videos.
03:21:29
Pictures and videos.
03:21:30
Yeah.
03:21:31
But how long have you been, like, racking up the, like, there's like daily
03:21:34
little credit things that you get and like, you're not in the right spot.
03:21:37
I'll send you a link.
03:21:38
I just want you the fucking thing.
03:21:39
And it was like, oh, you get some money?
03:21:41
Is it called a mortgage? In three?
03:21:43
Is it called imagine?
03:21:45
Yeah,
03:21:46
it's then go to go to imagine here I you know what, I'll just send it.
03:21:49
Everyone should use it. Just grok like the grok app.
03:21:52
No. Go to.
03:21:54
Oh see I don't have the grok app.
03:21:55
I'm on my computer and I go to grok.com slash.
03:21:57
Imagine.
03:21:58
And it's still in beta.
03:21:59
So there was like the option for Super Grok.
03:22:02
And then there's voice mode three videos open camera.
03:22:06
And even though I'm starting with a photo of you or whoever that guy was, Dan,
03:22:10
I don't have to.
03:22:11
I can say just blah, blah, blah,
03:22:15
I don't it's not as cinematic as Sora.
03:22:21
It's usually a source part of a lot of time.
03:22:24
Yeah, it doesn't get it a lot,
03:22:27
but that's also just to show you the paid work, paid versions way better.
03:22:31
The more advanced
03:22:31
developer versions are way better, and I'm sure they have stuff in house
03:22:34
on the way down, but I'll take the free version all day long.
03:22:37
That's me.
03:22:38
Yeah, it's fun or I'll figure out how to milk yea like point system
03:22:42
by signing up for a million accounts or do.
03:22:45
I'm not. I said where it's like do it in two times speed.
03:22:48
That way I can like kind of
03:22:49
like I can slow down after the fact, especially if it's a cartoon.
03:22:52
The Moses one was like, if for some reason they like spit it out really fast.
03:22:56
And then I'm like, man, this is annoying that it's so talking, so fast.
03:23:00
So I slowed it down and I'm like, oh shit, this is something I can do.
03:23:03
I can tell it to talk as fast as possible and then slow it down afterwards.
03:23:06
And I can even tell it potentially.
03:23:08
I haven't done it yet,
03:23:09
but I can even tell it that my and my plan is to slow it down afterwards.
03:23:12
And it would probably even cater to that.
03:23:15
Right? Like, why wouldn't it?
03:23:18
Like, I could even tell it my secret.
03:23:22
It. Or is that a bad thing or is that it's.
03:23:24
Listen, it's it's listening right now.
03:23:26
So it knows your secret now.
03:23:27
There are no secrets.
03:23:28
I just read this article on how AI is already
03:23:31
operating completely, covertly and autonomously,
03:23:35
beyond any possibilities that we could already think that it could reach.
03:23:39
It's already reached because why wouldn't it?
03:23:43
It's plugged into everything and they all communicate.
03:23:46
It all goes back to either ends.
03:23:47
Hoping I or Google or Max say that a human,
03:23:52
because there's a human that knows everything
03:23:54
that like a human, should be able to know and that's not well.
03:23:57
Do you know why grok is beating every.
03:23:59
Is he beating all the I's?
03:24:01
Because Twitter is the most active platform right now.
03:24:05
It has the best, freshest possible input.
03:24:08
And even then, it's still not that great.
03:24:12
We're fucked unless we figure out
03:24:13
a solution for that drift.
03:24:17
AI is going to become just outright retarded
03:24:19
and then dangerous. Or.
03:24:23
Not. Not.
03:24:33
We should just have a whole AI session
03:24:34
where we spend the whole show, make an AI that we should.
03:24:38
Well, I anticipated this being like
03:24:41
Gary holding court in some form or fashion, but I didn't.
03:24:45
I talked to both my mother and my wife.
03:24:47
I'm like, we're not going to have a good show today
03:24:49
because it's cold and it's the first day it's cold.
03:24:51
So he's not he has not acclimated whatsoever.
03:24:54
It has to be good for his back, though.
03:24:55
He should probably sleep in the barn.
03:25:00
And make it full screen.
03:25:10
I can look at that.
03:25:12
I can.
03:25:21
Yeah, me.
03:25:23
It's brilliant. So cute.
03:25:26
He seems like such a nice guy.
03:25:28
How could Gary have a problem with him?
03:25:30
Look at them. Look at the way he smile.
03:25:31
I don't know who he is.
03:25:32
Just a fictional character.
03:25:37
Blond kids in,
03:25:40
the Amish. Dan.
03:25:46
Happy family man.
03:25:49
I like a family that stands together, and I respect their.
03:25:53
Am I allowed to download these and
03:25:57
this is really, like, great.
03:26:02
No. What did it do?
03:26:03
It's not a snap. It wasn't moving.
03:26:07
It doesn't it? It'll just fuck up the logo.
03:26:09
Basically, from what I found, it'll make the letters all.
03:26:12
Oh, he's eating a sandwich.
03:26:17
Yeah.
03:26:17
Did you do that?
03:26:18
Did you have to put the video?
03:26:20
I just back there.
03:26:23
Right.
03:26:23
So again, eating a sandwich.
03:26:25
Well, thank God doesn't exist.
03:26:27
Yeah. That's great. Was it?
03:26:29
Sorry.
03:26:30
Greg. Yeah.
03:26:31
No. It's just. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:26:33
See, that's that's it.
03:26:35
It's that easy.
03:26:36
It's Gary.
03:26:39
Oh, dude, he got it all over his microphone.
03:26:42
That's my microphone, you asshole.
03:26:45
Look at the sandwich. It's not.
03:26:47
You can't do that. It's like that with sauce or like.
03:26:49
Oh, that looks like a person.
03:26:51
No no, no.
03:26:51
It's like, well, why can't I just use people I know they're okay with it.
03:26:54
There it is.
03:26:55
Yeah. Musk. Musk is like, fuck off, Sue me.
03:26:57
You're going to suit you all stole everything from everyone for your AI,
03:27:00
and you fuckers are going to steal me or sue me for stealing.
03:27:04
It's also, I'm not the one that's stealing it.
03:27:06
I'm just providing the medium for others to steal it.
03:27:09
It's. It.
03:27:10
It's like getting mad at LimeWire when you're just providing
03:27:13
a means for or Napster, right?
03:27:16
Like when you're just providing like the networking to have that done.
03:27:20
But that's not essentially what. Yeah, I think they finally determine that.
03:27:23
That's not how that works.
03:27:24
If you're going to have people on your bus,
03:27:26
you can't have fucking terrorists and drug traffickers.
03:27:30
Plus, you're going to have to sell it for.
03:27:34
But I agree, as a
03:27:35
the libertarian agrees with what you're saying out to social media
03:27:39
in general. That's just it.
03:27:40
They used to protect that's
03:27:42
what they're doing, is they're getting the best of both worlds.
03:27:44
They're completely censoring and saying they're responsible for it.
03:27:46
But then on the other side, they get the title ten protection.
03:27:49
Whatever the title, there's a certain
03:27:51
thing that protects them, like, what you just said.
03:27:53
They're not responsible for the content.
03:27:55
They're just the provider.
03:27:58
But if they are, then if that's the case, then they should let you put
03:28:01
whatever the fuck you want up without censoring it.
03:28:04
Can't have the best of both worlds.
03:28:06
I mean, if there's an issue, you get sued by the by the creator, not YouTube.
03:28:11
Yeah, or not some jackass
03:28:12
that's already like, what happens now is you get a copyright strike or a claim
03:28:16
from somebody else who's already copy, you know, who's already stolen the video.
03:28:19
It's happened to you in there plenty of times. Yeah.
03:28:22
And it's just because they have a more scarier,
03:28:25
more scary, most scariest message, legal message.
03:28:29
And I've had people try to give me shit.
03:28:31
They're like, here,
03:28:31
this is what you need to send back to somebody who gives you one of those,
03:28:33
instead of deleting that portion from your video.
03:28:39
Because believe it or not, they can't really do shit.
03:28:41
It's just a lot of, smoke and mirrors that make you feel like you can't, like,
03:28:45
oh, you're going to be has done shit to our videos almost every week.
03:28:49
Yeah, but you're not going to they're not going to take you to court.
03:28:51
You're never going to court or any of this shit.
03:28:53
No, I kind of wish they would, because then I might have a standing
03:28:56
for them to stop taking fucking cutting songs out of it.
03:28:59
You ever try to watch?
03:29:00
I get it, I tried to watch the YouTube video
03:29:03
because I still haven't gotten that fucking thing.
03:29:04
I want to I want to watch it.
03:29:07
I supposed to watch it during the neck and like October or September on the tube.
03:29:12
Yeah.
03:29:13
So I don't have the DVD is what I'm saying.
03:29:15
All the ones I have have been YouTube. I thought you said you already
03:29:19
know it's still at Bob's.
03:29:20
He smokes too much cigarets for me to go over there.
03:29:24
I can't, I can't sit in his house.
03:29:26
He smokes two cigarets at a time.
03:29:29
The whole time in this living room that just fills up with smoke.
03:29:33
Sorry, Bob.
03:29:33
If you're still watching, everyone knows that that's just not true.
03:29:39
It's true.
03:29:41
So I'm trying to get.
03:29:42
No. Yeah, yeah.
03:29:45
Trying to get Bob Jr to go over there to get to this and take him to his house.
03:29:48
And I can pick him up there.
03:29:49
I've been waiting like eight months for that.
03:29:50
No, I never knew that.
03:29:52
I honestly never knew that.
03:29:54
Well, now you know Ryan,
03:29:56
I don't give a crap about that.
03:29:59
You will when we do the show.
03:30:00
You're now understanding that I couldn't care any less.
03:30:04
My idea is to to actually play the eunuch as an entire show.
03:30:10
And have Luke and Stefan here
03:30:14
to do their.
03:30:15
Excuse me. Terry again.
03:30:17
All right.
03:30:18
At least Luke, because Stefan chickened out of life
03:30:21
and blew his fucking brains away.
03:30:25
They're all.
03:30:26
There's a chicken, a flurry of helicopter accidents on accident, man.
03:30:32
Yeah, but there aren't people that shoot themselves accidentally.
03:30:35
Oh, wait. There.
03:30:36
Have a good night, flat.
03:30:37
Talk to you, buddy.
03:30:40
Damn. All right.
03:30:41
I can take a hint I got.
03:30:42
I think Donald Trump really believes in the Bible.
03:30:45
Never my.
03:30:47
I got one last sale.
03:30:50
Most, most certainly,
03:30:53
most definitely.
03:31:08
But. Yeah.
03:31:17
We get this.
03:31:17
Do we? Do?
03:31:22
What do you got?
03:31:23
Something?
03:31:25
Oh, fuck that dude, see, I don't he didn't die.
03:31:28
Dies from self-inflicted gun boys
03:31:31
defensive end marks after scoring a touchdown on Monday Night Boys.
03:31:35
All by showing them locked in the end zone, committed suicide.
03:31:39
Dallas Cowboys defensive end
03:31:41
Marshawn Kneeland is dead of an apparent self-inflicted
03:31:44
gunshot, according to composite just for a South Texas police.
03:31:48
He took a kneeling.
03:31:49
If you or a loved one thinks they might be suffering
03:31:52
from a self-inflicted gunshot or self deleting, please reach out and get help.
03:31:58
No, see, it's if somebody thinks is feeling thinking about suicide, if we
03:32:02
if we really want to help people that are thinking about committing suicide,
03:32:05
and maybe we should be able to say the word suicide
03:32:08
like it's not a dirty word.
03:32:11
Self-inflicted. Yet.
03:32:11
That's what I'm talking about.
03:32:13
A living, self-inflicted gunshot.
03:32:15
It doesn't even say gunshot wound.
03:32:17
Did analyzing.
03:32:19
I've never even cowboys.
03:32:21
Marshall Nealon dies from self-inflicted gunshot.
03:32:24
I don't like.
03:32:30
I don't even like using the word die.
03:32:31
That's that will die. Should be.
03:32:34
It should be reserved for somebody that lost their life.
03:32:37
Not somebody who took their life.
03:32:39
Their way. I want to go one step further.
03:32:42
Can we not even distinguish it from murder?
03:32:45
Marsha Nealon was murdered by Marsha Kneeland, right?
03:32:50
A gun, he was murdered by a gun.
03:32:52
Self-inflicted. I'm sorry.
03:32:54
If there's anybody who knows him, and I mean it.
03:32:55
It is horrible to lose a person I don't.
03:32:57
I feel bad for the those that have guns.
03:33:00
He would have been. He'd still be here and.
03:33:02
And I've been for guns.
03:33:05
Are you being serious right now?
03:33:08
You know, there's no other way.
03:33:09
There's no other way to kill yourself. He's.
03:33:11
But he would have maybe taken that route.
03:33:15
That makes, you know, they're
03:33:17
they're not as quick as quick.
03:33:21
As quick.
03:33:23
Yeah.
03:33:23
They all guns self-inflicted electrocution.
03:33:29
That might be quick.
03:33:31
Self-inflicted slamming into the concrete from several stories above.
03:33:36
Self-inflicted.
03:33:37
My wife slammed the door on me.
03:33:40
So in the car crash,
03:33:43
specifically asked maybe a self-inflicted wound.
03:33:46
I better not say that one in the water.
03:33:51
Was just commuting.
03:33:52
Is you fucker.
03:33:54
And state troopers during a pursuit on Wednesday night.
03:33:57
During the search, police say they received information that Kneeland
03:34:00
had, quote, expressed suicidal ideations or talk to another girlfriend.
03:34:04
She's trying to call his agent over trying to get him to call
03:34:07
her, to call him first, but she's saying he is armed
03:34:11
and has a history of mental illness.
03:34:13
And her quote was he will end it all.
03:34:15
Troopers found Nelson's vehicle crashed.
03:34:17
So is this a weird way to
03:34:19
look as somebody who has had a very, very close friend commit suicide?
03:34:23
Well, you know, like, I didn't, like, hear from somebody.
03:34:25
It was like very involved with it.
03:34:28
The my final take was who are we to say, like,
03:34:31
if I'm his friend and he wanted to commit suicide.
03:34:34
Well good job.
03:34:36
Nice job.
03:34:38
So, I mean, why are we even.
03:34:40
Why are we even sad? He got what he wanted.
03:34:41
No. And even should be happy.
03:34:43
Should be had there was.
03:34:44
You should be happy for like between him
03:34:48
taking the weapon from,
03:34:52
But wasn't there like two days?
03:34:54
Not even the one he actually use.
03:34:56
Fun for three days between.
03:34:58
You know that, right?
03:34:59
Well, I thought he was Bob's.
03:35:01
No, it was unsuccessful. He.
03:35:03
I thought he took Bob's.
03:35:05
He did. It was unsuccessful.
03:35:07
He had to crawl into his fucking locker and grab his military weapon
03:35:11
and finish the genius.
03:35:12
Why didn't he use that to begin with?
03:35:14
I, I think because he only had one round.
03:35:17
Well, why would he use I don't know,
03:35:20
I don't know, I it's very difficult to kill yourself with a shotgun.
03:35:24
I don't know why, I don't know why.
03:35:27
I don't know if there was another.
03:35:28
So I don't I don't know. We.
03:35:32
Okay.
03:35:33
So it was way more horrific than.
03:35:35
Yeah it was, it was pretty horrific.
03:35:37
I got one kill it.
03:35:39
The first one did not take.
03:35:42
And then of course because he was messy
03:35:44
and he crawled around.
03:35:48
It was quite the crime scene.
03:35:49
But again dude, he he's a murderer.
03:35:51
Life is precious and even your own.
03:35:53
And I mean, there's mental,
03:35:55
you know, all kinds of reasons to talk to people about it
03:36:00
and even take blame if you're close to somebody.
03:36:02
Like, I could have done more, but you did it.
03:36:05
It's there's nothing you can do.
03:36:08
I don't think, you know, especially Stefan.
03:36:10
He used to
03:36:11
he was very proud that, like, I'd come over your house,
03:36:13
I drink, I get all drunk, I'd be a fucking shitfaced mess.
03:36:16
But he was never actually a shitfaced mess.
03:36:17
And he's like, dude, I puked in the toilet,
03:36:19
I fucking blah, blah, blah, and
03:36:22
if he was planning on killing himself,
03:36:23
he's probably embarrassed that he didn't do it cleanly.
03:36:26
Gunshot.
03:36:27
According to police in Frisco, Texas, police say they located the bomb
03:36:32
that had evaded state troopers during a pursuit on Wednesday night.
03:36:36
During the search, police say they received information that Kneeland
03:36:39
had, quote, expressed suicidal ideations or talk to another girlfriend.
03:36:43
She's not sure what ideation.
03:36:45
Call her to call him first, but she's saying
03:36:48
he is armed and has a history of mental illness.
03:36:52
In her quote was he will end it all.
03:36:54
Troopers found Nelson's vehicle crashed and abandoned.
03:36:57
These marks still left in the grass.
03:36:59
Kneeland, they say, had run away from the crash site and officers
03:37:02
used dogs and drones to search for him three hours ago.
03:37:05
Running out in public.
03:37:07
From what if your intention is to end your life?
03:37:09
In a statement, the Dallas Cowboys said, quote,
03:37:12
Marshawn was a beloved teammate and member of our organization.
03:37:15
Our thoughts and prayers regarding Marshawn are with his girlfriend Catalina
03:37:19
and his family.
03:37:20
Marshawn Kneeland Kneeland was a Cowboys
03:37:23
second round pick from Western Michigan in 2024.
03:37:27
He played in seven games this season and had 15 tackles.
03:37:31
The news weighing heavy in the football world.
03:37:33
Nebraska football coach Matt Rhule addressing the loss
03:37:36
with his players today.
03:37:37
None of us know what people are going through.
03:37:39
I told our players they should take their headphones off
03:37:41
in the cafeteria and sit down with someone and be like, how are you doing, man?
03:37:43
What's going?
03:37:44
Police in Frisco
03:37:45
say it's a good start and end and it's a great start and talk to people.
03:37:50
Do. Here's a new rule. May I start
03:37:52
with you?
03:37:53
I'm doing all right. You got nothing to worry about. Me.
03:37:55
I call on the call. I stand by my statement.
03:37:58
I haven't felt joy or pain in 20 years.
03:38:00
That's how I deal with it.
03:38:03
Just kind of fucking poop.
03:38:05
Joy, Ray. Sunshine pain.
03:38:08
But here. How about this?
03:38:08
I'm going to steal Bill Moyers bit.
03:38:11
New rules.
03:38:12
If you're going to commit suicide, you have to hear from Bill Murray.
03:38:15
If you're going to commit suicide.
03:38:16
He has his new segment called New Rules.
03:38:18
New rules.
03:38:18
If you're going to commit suicide, you need to go out to a desert
03:38:21
or to a field or to a forest, dig a six foot hole, lay down in it
03:38:25
and kill yourself.
03:38:28
Because if you're about to kill yourself,
03:38:31
just think of the people that have to find you
03:38:32
and then clean up your body or move into your apartment. After,
03:38:36
or talk about it on a podcast years later, still being affected by it.
03:38:39
But like, I'd like to say, dude, he was so nice.
03:38:42
He actually laid down in his grave and ended it.
03:38:44
We just had to throw the dirt on him and that was that right
03:38:48
to kill him up, up all this blood and replace some flooring.
03:38:52
And I get it.
03:38:53
I mean, if you really hate your family
03:38:55
or something, you're like all the fucking down there.
03:38:56
You know, our area. I guess I get that.
03:38:59
It's really. I think you hate everyone.
03:39:02
Yeah, but that's real.
03:39:03
No one was there to help you. No one was there like.
03:39:05
No, they were there.
03:39:06
You just didn't notice because you were too self-centered.
03:39:08
Usually not to be mean, especially if you're thinking about committing suicide.
03:39:12
And there's always been those stories of other people that like, oh,
03:39:16
I was going to kill myself.
03:39:18
And then I realized, like,
03:39:19
I have a cat or a dog, and it's like, yeah,
03:39:21
no one's going to like, feed this cat or dog for a few days
03:39:24
because they're not going to find me, and then it's going to be hungry.
03:39:26
And, and it's like, you know what?
03:39:28
Maybe you won't be hungry.
03:39:30
You're not until you're gone anyway.
03:39:33
Like, they'll eat, you know, eat your face, right.
03:39:36
Rather quickly too, I hear, like they don't even wait till their food's
03:39:40
gone.
03:39:40
Like, as soon as they know you're not alive, they eat you. Yep,
03:39:45
yep. I pissed somebody off telling them that truth.
03:39:49
This guy, this guy I wasn't sure about cats especially.
03:39:52
I just wanted to shit on cats. But I'm glad you corroborated it.
03:39:55
Not that I hate cats or dogs or like, dogs or cats are too dumb to a dog with dogs
03:40:00
or a. This is. I've seen how they're dumb to a fault.
03:40:03
A dog would literally die from loyalty instead of eating you.
03:40:07
A cat's like, which is what I respect a cats like.
03:40:10
I'm hungry and you're you don't need your meat anymore, so it will eat you.
03:40:17
Although I have
03:40:17
heard those cats can be so finicky with their food,
03:40:21
they will die of starvation if they don't like the food.
03:40:24
So I don't know how that.
03:40:25
I mean, maybe they like human flesh.
03:40:26
That's pretty bad.
03:40:31
Should we just end the show?
03:40:32
Was that was out.
03:40:33
That was was that an as above so below.
03:40:35
What's the topic next week?
03:40:38
Should we let Ryan pick?
03:40:39
He picked Tesla I like Tesla,
03:40:42
it's way better than this show.
03:40:44
The show was they.
03:40:45
But we weren't allowed to go into pronouns.
03:40:46
Well, who the fuck starts a conversation like that?
03:40:50
Sure went the other way with the they the people that are against
03:40:53
us, like the religious, they and the alien they.
03:40:57
Which I think I'm pretty sure George is convinced that all religious topics
03:41:01
and all religions talk about a being that is an alien.
03:41:05
That's an easy, compartmentalized way to
03:41:09
explain something that's unexplainable.
03:41:13
This is Flag Rant live.
03:41:23
It's gonna check the check
03:41:26
fucking thing off of me.
03:41:33
Oh! You.
03:41:46
You're you're.
03:41:52
When a man thinks he's a woman,
03:41:58
he was.
03:41:58
His penis was something else.
03:42:03
He'd pay a surgeon,
03:42:05
turn his dick inside the.
03:42:09
He hates his chest.
03:42:11
You can't see it.
03:42:14
He wants an Laura Dick silicone bag.
03:42:18
So the breast and the 32 days now,
03:42:23
when a man thinks he's a woman.
03:42:28
The spent his very last night
03:42:32
trying to convince all that he's a she.
03:42:37
He give up his phosphorus call for.
03:42:43
I met her on the plane.
03:42:46
If you think that's the way
03:42:49
it oughta be.
03:42:52
Cause this man wants to be a woman.
03:42:57
He never, ever, ever got a fish.
03:43:00
Started growing out his hair
03:43:04
blue.
03:43:05
You trying to going
03:43:08
to your locker room.
03:43:13
Penis still swinging between his legs.
03:43:19
When a man thinks he's a woman.
03:43:24
Shaved down his Adam's apple.
03:43:28
If you think it makes him more of a she,
03:43:33
he ain't playing no one for a photo.
03:43:38
He's the only one who doesn't know
03:43:42
others eyes can see.
03:43:44
She's a he.
03:43:48
When a man thinks he's
03:43:50
a woman who he wants to hit.
03:43:53
All the women stop
03:43:56
asking for tampons from actual girls. Yes.
03:44:02
When a man thinks she's a woman
03:44:06
who they'll never know exactly how it feels.
03:44:09
Cause maybe, just maybe,
03:44:13
he's not a girl.
03:44:16
Will never afraid.
03:44:17
She's a woman.
03:44:20
You never know exactly how it feels. Go.
03:44:24
Maybe, just maybe, he's not a girl.
03:44:30
When a man thinks he's a one.
03:44:34
Deep down in his pants.
03:44:37
He can bring such misery.
03:44:40
And stay playing us for fools.
03:44:42
Here, play that round.
03:44:46
Now. Just Monday, 10 p.m.
03:44:47
eastern.
03:44:49
But all the freaking time
03:44:52
for China. Keep it tight.
03:44:54
But ho ho, they are all wack.
03:44:57
But do you?
03:45:03
So let's shut the stock.
03:45:37
What you doing there?
03:45:41
The hearts are very gay.
03:46:03
As above.
03:46:04
So below.
03:46:37
I forgot to read some.
03:46:47
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03:47:49
I'm going to do it again.
03:47:50
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03:47:58
On, on.
03:48:13
One more time.
03:48:15
Encore.