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Looks like our multi stream is not working,
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so I'm going to have to change.
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What's that went down?
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For my lunch break, I let my dog out after work.
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I let my dog out.
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Then I drove here in 46 minutes.
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Looks like it's working.
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I'm here.
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Like something
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jinxing the show or something.
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Well, I.
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I'm packed.
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My lucky rabbit's foot.
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Give this a thumbs up
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over.
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Live. Oh,
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All right, then I'll start the music.
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Oh, there.
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Oh, that's my jam.
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Gets me fired up.
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Dragonfly.
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Age of Thorns.
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So know.
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Good luck.
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I think it's supposed to play loud.
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Oh, you're
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Nope.
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Okay.
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I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fladge Rants live.
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Flashcards number 14.
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Wait, we're skipping number 13, right?
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Hotels. Do it.
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I brought my lucky rabbit's foot, So we're going to have a good episode.
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I hope I don't jinx it. Fingers crossed.
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Today we're talking about superstition.
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We couldn't get the rights to the Stevie Wonder song.
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And I'm going to use a baseball reference here.
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I'm throwing you a curveball.
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I'm going to try to justify my superstitions.
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I like me now.
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You thought I was going to debunk them, but no,
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I kind of like the sports ones, especially baseball.
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Speaking of baseball, rubbing the pitcher's head,
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I think the rubbing the pitcher's head.
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Yes, absolutely.
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Never heard that. Yeah.
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Scruff up the hair or in my case, just my bald head.
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But I think if you actually
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it's it's quantifiable.
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The teams that that do it
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win about half their games.
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Teams that don't do it when about half their games teams that do it
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and then break from tradition.
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I bet there is a decline because it gets in your head.
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Agreed.
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It's a routine. It's minor.
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If they're real, if they believe it, it's it's tradition.
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The placebo effect act.
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How about.
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Well, what do these things have in common?
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Black cat rabbit's foot mirrors and ladders
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are all superstitions.
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They are. Okay, so let's.
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Let's go with the ladder.
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Walking under a ladder gives you bad luck.
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I'm not sure if it'll give you a bad luck, but it could be unfortunate
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because it's not secure.
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If it's leaning up against the wall. It's not security.
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You could actually fall on your head.
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So are you saying there's some common sense?
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It's it's.
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It's just dangerous, right? Exactly.
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There's like driving on the left side of the road.
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Is superstitious, bad?
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No, it's just bad.
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It has nothing to do with superstition.
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Okay. I'm just. I was making
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the black cats thing.
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I looked that up.
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I know
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all the crazy old ladies that were accused of
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being witches.
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You know, crazy old ladies in their cats.
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But the black that, you know, that kind of makes sense.
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But if a black cat crosses your path, that's supposed to be bad luck.
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I don't know about that.
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But I did.
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Yeah, I do know that if a cat bites or claws, you.
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They're filthy, filthy animals.
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And you could get infected and die.
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Cause I got.
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I had. Yeah, it was this arm.
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I can't bit me so hard and so deep with its terrible germs.
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It's germy mouth that I had to get antibiotics or I
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had actually a life threatening infection because, of course, I didn't go to
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the hospital until I was fed crippling pain.
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So that's the little bit a little bit out.
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Me breaking a mirror, supposed to give you bad luck.
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I looked up mirrors and there's a bunch of stuff on mirrors.
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There's actually a horror movie out where the spirits would get
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get you through the mirrors.
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And I thought that was kind of cool, like a good horror film.
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But breaking anything is it's pretty clumsy, so.
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And yeah, it could be costly.
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So it's bad.
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Certainly bad.
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What was the other stuff?
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Don't get lost.
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A look at your show notes.
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Oh, yes, my show notes.
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Yeah. It's part of my routine.
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And sticking with the routine.
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Okay, let's go back to doing the math.
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The quantifiable, if you.
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I bet there is a large percentage of people.
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If they stick with their routine, they perform better.
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If then if they don't think I looks like me, sort of
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get distracted easily distract.
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Hey, you shiny squirrel.
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But. And then.
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And then there is a smaller
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percentage of people that actually perform better without a routine.
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And I think the balance of the, you know,
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the rest of the people do about the same with or without a routine.
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So that means on average, people do better with the routine.
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So a lot of these superstitions are tradition,
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just tradition and sticking with tradition,
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people are more comfortable and it works
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for them.
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Fingers crossed
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that get old already, but fingers crossed.
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Where does that come from?
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You know what it means.
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Two different things.
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If you want luck, you know, cross your fingers or.
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I wasn't telling the truth.
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I had my fingers crossed. It means you were lying.
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So there's. There's a couple. Oh, okay.
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Tell me what you wish for. Luck.
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Why is it a wish for luck?
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Is it.
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Does it have to do with the cross?
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That's the browser. What?
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You're the wrong browser.
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I wore my lucky shirt on your neck.
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It's.
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Well, it's spooky.
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It's got a little spider here.
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Well, spiders and and snakes are creepy.
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I'm not sure if it's so superstitious,
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but they could kill you. So.
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So that's.
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That's bad luck when you die.
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Yeah.
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A lot of the superstitions I've been reading up on are like,
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What are those things called? The teach kids.
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They're like nursery rhymes.
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They're like, Oh, yeah, old wives tales.
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Like,
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ring around the rosy
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that was.
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Or is that it to that?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Like two fingers crossed. You know how I love this.
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I want to go through a gigantic list of superstitions and try to support them.
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How do you support a superstition?
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Doing it? Yeah, Sharing it?
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Yes. Supporting it, Yes.
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Giving it money.
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I, I just want to justify it.
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I'm not trying to debunk
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them. I'm trying to.
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I'm. I'm reversing the role here.
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I want to try to justify superstitions
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across my.
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Oh, in this case you do?
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Oh, yeah, you do.
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You do them all well the way without how.
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Oh you're
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touching or they crossed or the cross fully crossed.
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You win when nothing
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but this is the double cross. Oh.
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Oh yeah.
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I see. Okay.
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So fingers crossed. Comes from the sign of the cross.
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It wards off evil. It is the cross. Okay.
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I figured 16th century fingers would be crossed in place
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by the cross.
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I do have my lucky glass.
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Here's cheers.
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Cheers. Cheers.
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Although, here's something
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in Germany, but this is pretty self-explanatory.
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Toasting with water.
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Oh, God, yes, that's so.
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If you're wishing death, death, death.
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It's actual death. Apologize. But I'm not German, so.
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Oh, I am.
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Well, then
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I'm not.
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I've been accused. The worst, though.
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Sounds like that was invented by the beer companies.
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Oh, yeah.
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And toast with water.
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We don't make any money off water.
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I got actually embarrassed
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for a traditional superstition in France.
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I was in France for my senior trip, and I, after three days
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of having the choice of water or wine, I was only 17 years old,
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so I was drinking water because in my mind I wasn't old enough to drink.
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But in France,
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17 is plenty old enough to drink because the 13 year olds are drinking.
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So I said, Fine, I'll just drink the wine.
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So they always had a bottle of wine in the middle of the table.
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So I ran out and so I poured
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the we're free to pour our own serve ourselves.
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And so I filled up my glass and it drained the bottle empty.
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And they burst the whole
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the whole everybody around the table just started laughing at me.
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And that's when they explained to me
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that when you finish off
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the bottle of wine, you're announcing your engagement.
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So I. So I was getting married. Apparently.
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I didn't know.
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But the father of the house can let you off the hook.
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And he did. He grabbed the bottle and got one more drop out
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to save me from
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having to get married at the church at that moment.
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Are superstitions binding, legally binding?
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I'm culture, I believe.
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So I want to do weird superstitions from around the world.
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Well, let's start with the more common ones.
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Why people believe in the unbelievable.
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There's a I'm sure you went over some examples, but I did.
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Oh, what are what do you think the number one I don't know if this is worldwide or.
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Yes, but the number one superstition, I would say black cats.
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But it's the number 13, isn't it?
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It is Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th.
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Okay.
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Based on more religious, Jesus hung on Friday.
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So Friday that's why. Oh, why we think Friday is bad.
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Number 13, I'm not sure 13 is you
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the 12
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members of the jury and the judge Jesus of the 12 apostles.
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It's the disciples, Judas with Jesus.
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Judas was the 13th person to enter the Last Supper, I think, or or
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had something to do with being the 13 because there's 12
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apostles and right 13th one was its disciples.
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But still, you don't want to be Jew.
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Although without Judas.
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Yeah.
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Then there's we've had the story
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he had to be 13 is so unlucky
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that the hotel is just skip 13 and it does make the hotel sound taller.
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Will really superstitious people stay on 14 if they know that it's
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it really is 13
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Well, and some hotels will make it the maintenance floor
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so there actually is a 13th floor but you can't stay on it.
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Did you know Nikola Tesla would only stay in rooms numbered
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even multiple multiples of three?
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It had to be divisible by three.
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It seems pretty arbitrary, but whatever makes you feel good
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and it was always there.
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And he would walk around the block three times before he crossed the threshold.
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Three is pretty common with, right? Yeah. Oh yeah.
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Three little pigs Put me on a little.
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Yeah.
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Fuck you and your superstitions.
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Oh, how you.
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We're past the 5 minutes highway.
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You know what? It didn't work. Oh, didn't work.
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Sorry about all our friends.
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We were going to try and multicast
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to a bunch of different platforms, but I think I sent the wrong addresses
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so that of stalling the show, I just skipped it.
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I didn't know we had any friends.
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I have several friends.
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I don't know if they're up this late. Oh,
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I sneezed.
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Did you notice? I sneezed. You have a sneeze button, right?
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You can dump a sneeze. Yeah, but you were supposed to say something.
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Oh, bless you.
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You know what?
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Blessings and curses aren't real.
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However, our pleasantries.
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Yeah, pleasantries are real, though.
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Maybe at the very least.
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Yes. It's come pleasantry.
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It's. It's a it's well-wishing.
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It it's.
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It doesn't Seinfeld changed it to You're so good looking instead of bless you
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because if you're going to say something you know
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that's our second Seinfeld reference in 13 episodes.
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I love you know, George does, too.
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I don't see it, but it's the most popular sitcom of all time.
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It beat I Love Lucy.
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Uh, I think I think MASH.
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MASH, mash.
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Well, okay.
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What's the Mount Rushmore of sitcoms?
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Yeah, I got caught watching MASH the other day. I got pretty emotional.
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I think The Simpsons is in there.
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And friends had put eye popping numbers Simpsons just by sheer volume.
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I see. I never really got into The Simpsons that much right
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if we did this.
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I know we did, but I don't remember what for, I said.
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But but we're having a different answer.
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Gilligan's Island
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superstition
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also explains that we already went over the 13th floor.
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Yes, 14 A while.
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B I like that.
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12 Be We stand, 12 be at a 13
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O 12 B as good.
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Some airliners
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like Air France don't even have a 13th row on their plane.
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Oh, wow.
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And it just sounds like they have more rose than they really have.
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And Italy and Brazil, they don't have a 17th row because 17th is unlucky.
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I don't like prime numbers.
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They're they're creepy, only divisible by one in themselves.
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Are they doing prime numbers?
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So in your rant, did you go over what is a superstition?
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Um, matter of fact, I didn't even rant.
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I'm trying to to rave like rave.
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Yeah. Sorry. Fladge raves.
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This.
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I was trying to throw you a curveball because I think you threw me a curveball.
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Do we have a live and read cold Read on an ad?
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How many do you have?
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Oh, okay, I, I have homework.
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All right.
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And I'll try not to read the next one.
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Okay. Give me the other sheet.
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The homework upside down so I can just cover it up.
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I don't even want to.
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I don't even want to try it.
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The the temptation to cheat.
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I won't. And
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I can prevent me from cheating.
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A perfect.
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All right. This is a fake ad.
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I've never read this before.
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I think it was created by Chet.
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I'm not taking credit.
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All right.
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Oh, you've got an intro, right?
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It. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I've seen the breaking news one. Oh, yeah,
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I have
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breaking news. Flash, France has its first.
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This just in.
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Hold on. Wait, I go ahead. Ready?
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We'll revisit that a little later.
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What's the next superstition? I'm
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better. I'm going to India.
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Okay, good, good. Because that one.
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That one.
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It was a giant failure.
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But I think that was.
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That's on me.
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That's on me. I'm going to take full blame for that one.
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It sounded like you couldn't talk.
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I have sounded like the words may have been purposely tongue twisted.
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It did sound kind of like that, but butter is not that difficult.
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But yeah, that was partizanship.
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Okay. All right. So back to superstition.
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Yeah. Are we on Black Cat still? No, we're still.
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We're investigating. What is a superstition.
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Oh, okay.
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Although there is no single definition of a superstition, it is generally.
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It generally means a belief in supernatural forces such as fate.
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Is that why people really think?
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They think there's a superpower that's
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like, my superstitions are different, but I do it just to make a make
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a kind of like when I'm walking, I think, Oh, there's one step on a crack.
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I'll break your mother's back.
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Back Now, what if you don't like your mother,
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go out and see cracks like, you know, Hunter Biden go at different kind.
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I still avoid cracks to this day.
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I avoid crack.
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Oh, okay. Good.
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Kitty, That's a good shot.
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I think they could have picked a different one
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because so many through doesn't look like it's tongue.
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It looks like somebody threw gum at it.
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Cats might be evil.
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Cats are indifferent.
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I think they're positive or negative.
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You could give a shit what you think.
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I don't think mine tried to kill me,
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but yeah, they would eat you, right?
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I mean, like, I think a dog would go get help if you were passed out, right?
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The cat would like.
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I've wake, I've woken up.
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I'm like, Dude, I'm not dead yet.
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Sure. Licking at my hand,
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tasting me tone, knock on wood.
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Oh, not at all.
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I was thinking something completely different. Oh,
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I have a superstition about touching wood every morning.
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Yeah, Yeah.
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My day does not go good.
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I see the horse coming on.
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My day does not go good without touching wood.
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Thanks for that.
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Oh, you know what?
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You know what? I can't see.
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That is superstition.
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I may be playing a little bit extra dumb today.
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If you don't wear your glasses, you can't see as well, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Where does where Some of them are just tautology.
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So like, if you don't eat, you're going to get hungry.
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So. But is that.
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That's what I was saying when I said about driving on the left side of the road,
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where do we draw the line?
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It's just this common sense, right?
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And superstition or is there.
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That's why I'm trying to tell you. Can you see the line?
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These are a lot of these superstitions are just based on good common sense.
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Teach children.
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I think you could tell you could say, don't touch it.
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Don't, don't. Hey, it's bad luck. Wait, there's an example of that.
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I mean, the some of them just, you know, don't eat poison.
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It's it really is that simple.
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Like hemlock.
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That's bad luck. Well, yeah.
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You think logic or superstition is superior
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or logic Superior? What do you mean?
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That says, why would superstition be superior to logic?
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It wouldn't.
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Logic is simply a detailed analysis of superstition.
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What do you feel about that statement?
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Here's an example.
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I have a Washington Capitals hat that I wore every day last year
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that year, the Capitals won the Stanley Cup.
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Superstition tells me that I should wear the hat if I want them to keep winning.
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I do enjoy sports.
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Like I said earlier, I enjoy sports superstitions, but
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some of them are just tradition or ritual or a guy wearing a hat 500 miles away.
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A routine can have anything to do with it.
00:23:59
Any. Well, but what if there's some kind of force in the world
00:24:03
that whoever has the most fans wins?
00:24:07
I mean, I don't believe in that.
00:24:09
But there's the positive energy.
00:24:11
They believe in it.
00:24:12
The crowd, it could actually manifest all the way to louder
00:24:15
cheering in the stadium, which then gives an advantage.
00:24:18
I'll I'll buy it. How much?
00:24:22
I don't know if I'm broke.
00:24:24
Anybody says I want a solid no on the drive here.
00:24:28
I realize that's the fastest way to burn through a half.
00:24:30
Take gas. It was incredible.
00:24:32
This is what I was saying about teaching your kids.
00:24:34
Oh, this is a good example.
00:24:36
Is it on the screen? Yeah.
00:24:37
Or do superstitions have practical benefits?
00:24:39
Of course they do. Of course they do.
00:24:40
Exactly what you're talking about.
00:24:41
Yep. A good superstition will help you survive.
00:24:44
Here's one that they remember from a child being a child.
00:24:46
Do not open umbrellas.
00:24:47
That's the one.
00:24:49
It will.
00:24:49
It will cause bad luck and it cannot stuff over.
00:24:53
It's true.
00:24:53
It'll cause bad luck. It open.
00:24:55
Remember all indoors, especially the old.
00:24:57
It's an old superstition.
00:24:59
Imagine old umbrellas Before they were nice
00:25:02
and gentle and the mechanism worked smoothly.
00:25:05
They popped open and could bash you in the face.
00:25:09
We got chat.
00:25:11
Oh, really?
00:25:13
I like superstitions.
00:25:14
Wait, No, I don't.
00:25:16
Hotel skipping 13 is the stupidest thing ever.
00:25:19
Wonderful. Wonderful.
00:25:21
Always.
00:25:22
Okay, well, they both draw
00:25:25
journeys.
00:25:26
Is that I believe Hollywood? Jordan.
00:25:29
Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:29
It related.
00:25:30
That sure sounds like a royal version of draw
00:25:34
this particular parent use the superstition
00:25:38
as a way to teach their kid to sneeze.
00:25:39
And the Kleenex thing invented.
00:25:42
If you catch a sneeze in a Kleenex, you'll have good luck all day.
00:25:44
I love that their kid catches their sneezes in the Kleenex net.
00:25:47
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
00:25:53
I think it rhymes and it has.
00:25:56
They didn't answer your question, did I?
00:25:58
It does rhyme.
00:25:59
Okay, good.
00:26:00
The rich guest paradox.
00:26:01
Look at the name of that.
00:26:03
We went to sag.
00:26:04
Nick Bhattacharya.
00:26:07
What the heck is that?
00:26:08
Pakistani looking at their SAG neck.
00:26:11
Oh, who wrote back?
00:26:12
I just.
00:26:12
I went to the next category. This doesn't even have to do. Oh,
00:26:16
oh. What are some of the rich guys?
00:26:18
Paradise. I love a paradise. Give me the paradise.
00:26:20
I read it somewhere. I don't remember exactly.
00:26:22
So I made this. Oh, they made it up.
00:26:24
Oh, good, good.
00:26:26
It was a very poor, quaint little town where everyone is huge
00:26:29
in huge debt with someone.
00:26:31
Someone with no money to pay for it.
00:26:34
There's a hotel which is hardly seeing any business anymore.
00:26:36
They soon shut it down.
00:26:38
One day, a very wealthy American guest shows up.
00:26:40
Oh, this continues.
00:26:41
The sad part though, make me I'm not the.
00:26:45
So I said I wasn't going to cry.
00:26:47
This is too long.
00:26:48
We don't care.
00:26:48
It's pretty house.
00:26:49
Yeah I skipped text messages that are that long.
00:26:52
Bottom line is, did the debt really exist at all?
00:26:57
Let's cut to the chase.
00:26:58
Right. Nobody cares.
00:27:00
I was that one.
00:27:03
So what's the difference?
00:27:04
Tween superstition and intuition? Uh,
00:27:08
they both sound supernatural.
00:27:11
I think the difference is.
00:27:14
Well, this is the difference.
00:27:15
According to this, when we're intuitive, it's all about anticipation.
00:27:18
Okay?
00:27:19
When it's superstition, it's all about fear.
00:27:22
Oh, okay. Okay.
00:27:24
Grade that game. I'm afraid I'll die.
00:27:27
I'm afraid my mother will act right.
00:27:30
I don't do this.
00:27:32
There's some gross ones in sports, like not washing their socks
00:27:35
or wearing the same shirt and.
00:27:37
God, So you don't go to hell.
00:27:38
Those sort of superstitions. Yes.
00:27:43
Just slip that in there real quick.
00:27:44
Yeah, Thanks for that.
00:27:46
You don't want to go to hell.
00:27:50
Let's, uh.
00:27:51
Where should we go now?
00:27:52
Fingers crossed we did that. Yeah.
00:27:56
Bring it on. I'm.
00:27:57
We were trying to justify some of the weirder ones.
00:27:59
What about the weird ones from around the world?
00:28:01
Or those shoes are on the screen.
00:28:04
Does it tell us why horseshoes are supposed to be lucky?
00:28:06
I was always told upside down. So.
00:28:09
Which catches the bad stuff?
00:28:11
I don't know. We.
00:28:13
Let's.
00:28:13
Oh, have you seen those Native American dream catchers? You.
00:28:17
Hey, I'm in the window.
00:28:18
I mean, I'm sure they can't catch dreams, but it's just decoration.
00:28:23
Doesn't decoration usually brighten spirits?
00:28:28
Yeah. Okay.
00:28:29
Plenty of purpose and reason for that.
00:28:31
Okay. That crap.
00:28:34
Okay, so that crap is good.
00:28:37
So it's good crap.
00:28:38
I think it's in there for like, cats When I use the word indifferent.
00:28:42
I mean, it's neither good nor bad.
00:28:43
I made that wrong. Right? Right. Oh, yeah.
00:28:45
If I'm wrong, yeah, I notice to it all tools.
00:28:49
There's no tool. There's good or bad.
00:28:51
The holder
00:28:53
and the I'm terrible with tools.
00:28:58
I am not handy
00:29:03
ladders.
00:29:04
You get ladders.
00:29:05
That's to me that's the most obvious there.
00:29:07
Don't want to get hit with a tool or a can of paint right.
00:29:10
Yeah. Anything that's right.
00:29:12
And plus they're not secured at the top.
00:29:15
I mean, there are ladders that have the tools, but they're still wobbly.
00:29:18
I mean, you of course it's bad luck to walk
00:29:21
under something that's not secured
00:29:25
the why.
00:29:27
So why do people believe in the
00:29:30
pletely tackle?
00:29:34
It's a book which I don't want to buy the book, but
00:29:36
or read the book verbatim on this podcast
00:29:39
for the next 18 hours, you have a dramatic read.
00:29:42
Oh, speaking of dramatic reading, you ready?
00:29:46
You're. I'm not going to do that every time.
00:29:48
Okay, here's the second one. I haven't seen it yet.
00:29:51
Introducing the whisker widget whirling ruler.
00:29:55
Whip your whiskers with this wacky wobbly wonder.
00:29:58
It whirls, it whizzes, it wiggles and wobbles.
00:30:01
Get your whisker widget
00:30:02
whirling ruler and watch your whiskers whirl wildly at the whisker.
00:30:07
What?
00:30:09
What is it called?
00:30:10
I want I want to look at it forever.
00:30:11
Or the whisker widget wizard.
00:30:13
Look your words there.
00:30:15
Yeah, it is whisker widget, whirling ruler y Whirling ruler
00:30:21
I think because it's one make it harder to say
00:30:24
All right,
00:30:27
put it down.
00:30:28
Move up.
00:30:31
So, lists, let's go around the world.
00:30:34
Yes, I want.
00:30:35
I want superstitions from around the world.
00:30:37
I typed what I was saying instead of what I wanted.
00:30:40
Oh, wait, What was I looking for?
00:30:45
Maybe you'd have better luck if you think about what you're doing.
00:30:48
No, it doesn't. You'd think so. Hmm.
00:30:51
All right, panel.
00:30:54
18 superstitions from around the world will start there.
00:30:57
That's a little.
00:30:57
Oh, I just throw salt over your shoulder.
00:31:01
That's got.
00:31:02
This is very visual, too. That'll work very well.
00:31:04
Okay.
00:31:06
Okay. So what's this woman?
00:31:08
Superstition leads to $1 million.
00:31:11
Got a story?
00:31:12
A story? We'll have to click on that in a little bit.
00:31:14
Okay.
00:31:15
People believe in superstitions
00:31:16
because they're gullible and or looking for an easy way.
00:31:19
Oh, here's no faith in humanity.
00:31:20
Does he know?
00:31:21
He does not
00:31:23
know.
00:31:23
I want I wanted him to be able to play the devil's advocate
00:31:26
that that everyone assumed that I was going to play today.
00:31:29
So we're going to learn.
00:31:31
You got to learn today.
00:31:34
Okay.
00:31:34
Knocking on wood, the actual origins and even the meanings of the phrase
00:31:37
are as varied.
00:31:38
See, now, once they get to that point, I don't need to read anymore.
00:31:41
Yeah, they vary as much as the cultures which use it.
00:31:44
Okay. Okay. Well then I don't really.
00:31:46
I don't care anymore.
00:31:47
Moving on, Tiggy. Touch.
00:31:48
What is involved in that? If that sounds interesting,
00:31:51
We don't have all night.
00:31:52
It's already past my bedtime.
00:31:54
We're going all night. Okay, Let's go all night.
00:31:56
You know, people for luck. People that don't like nighttime.
00:31:59
You know what?
00:31:59
They don't do
00:32:01
work in the afternoon.
00:32:05
Maybe you didn't have a choice.
00:32:06
Maybe you're a man. You've got responsibilities.
00:32:08
You do what you got to do.
00:32:10
You don't about it. Nope.
00:32:12
I just go to work when they tell me to go to work.
00:32:14
I appreciate.
00:32:15
And. And who's they?
00:32:17
Who tells you to go to work? I.
00:32:18
You and your wife.
00:32:19
I don't, right? No, no, I. I volunteered.
00:32:23
And then they the people I volunteered to issued my schedule
00:32:28
and it was an hour later today without the expression on me today.
00:32:34
And I said, I can't do that.
00:32:36
I've got I've got a plan.
00:32:38
They can ask, but you they can't get pissed if you say no.
00:32:40
And they didn't they, they were completely understanding.
00:32:42
And the people you can drop by any time if I don't answer the door
00:32:46
or I answer the door and tell you you got to go. Right.
00:32:48
That's the risk you take when you stop without going right through.
00:32:52
And all we're going to say some more stuff about work.
00:32:55
I love to hear about work.
00:32:56
Now that sucks.
00:32:58
Drone shot, shot over your shoulder.
00:33:01
Shot over your shoulder.
00:33:03
Mm. Oh, what is it about?
00:33:05
It looks like it's about Jesus throwing salt over your shoulder.
00:33:08
Perhaps the next most common superstition.
00:33:11
I missed the first one
00:33:13
was it was like one.
00:33:15
I thought it was Friday the 13th.
00:33:17
See different list. Mm.
00:33:21
Perhaps the most common superstition, at least in the West,
00:33:23
involves tossing salt over one shoulder is like knocking on wood.
00:33:26
The superstition also involves
00:33:28
the idea of warding off evil in this case, the devil himself.
00:33:32
Bump, Bump. Oh, I can't support this.
00:33:34
What's it for?
00:33:36
Y Leo Da Vinci's Last Supper.
00:33:37
Jesus beat Jesus to speech Prayer.
00:33:41
Judas is portrayed as having accidentally spilled salt.
00:33:45
Oh, gas.
00:33:45
Since Judas was associated with doing something bad, the argument goes
00:33:48
that ipso facto, it's always those salt.
00:33:52
Well, I like that they threw Latin in there, throwing it
00:33:55
over your shoulder, wood blind, the devil waiting there.
00:33:59
Okay, That one's stupid.
00:34:01
They're all stupid at their root.
00:34:05
I don't like it because if somebody is over my house and they do that.
00:34:08
Yeah, like, clean that shit up, right?
00:34:10
Yeah.
00:34:10
Yeah. Agreed.
00:34:14
And I say it just like that. Yep.
00:34:16
Walking under a ladder.
00:34:18
Yeah, well, you noticed.
00:34:19
You noticed the commonality of all of these.
00:34:21
They've got Jesus. Yeah.
00:34:23
So this is the Holy Trinity.
00:34:25
Father, Son and Holy Spirit led to the Associated, the number three,
00:34:29
God, yada, yada.
00:34:30
The triangle with its three sides can be regarded as sacred as well.
00:34:33
And the latter, of course, of course is a triangle.
00:34:39
Okay.
00:34:40
Of the latter, of course it was a triangle.
00:34:43
I never looked at the ground as it and the wall.
00:34:45
That line against. I was thinking of an A-frame ladder.
00:34:48
Oh yeah.
00:34:48
An A-frame letter is is a yeah, I guess the
00:34:53
you'd have to to walk under one against the wall.
00:34:56
That'd be even stupider.
00:34:57
You'd have to go, like, out of your way.
00:34:59
I don't know.
00:35:00
Unless you're walking down the wall.
00:35:02
Walking down the wall?
00:35:03
I never thought of that broken mirror.
00:35:06
That's just bad luck.
00:35:07
Breaking anything is bad. Breaking anything is bad.
00:35:09
And you have to replace it if it's not yours, or even if it is yours.
00:35:13
Either way is bad.
00:35:15
It has origins.
00:35:16
The simple fact,
00:35:16
luck aside, reflections of ourselves are uncanny and often unnerving.
00:35:20
Yeah. I don't want to look at myself.
00:35:22
I'm unnerved.
00:35:23
Sunshine in a bad hair day every day.
00:35:26
Humans have have have long had bad associations with them.
00:35:30
Mirrors
00:35:32
narcissism.
00:35:33
The idea of a crack mirror would somehow break its charm.
00:35:36
Hey, I think somebody just popped on break each time and trapped one soul.
00:35:40
Oh, his daughter.
00:35:42
Maybe it's still black.
00:35:44
What happens?
00:35:45
He's got to activate it.
00:35:46
George is not black.
00:35:48
He's not? No, that's not Jordan.
00:35:50
Oh, okay.
00:35:50
Yep. On a crack like your mother's back.
00:35:52
Isn't that a song to the queen,
00:35:56
or is it Hoover like, part of a song, right?
00:36:00
Am I right? I believe I believe so.
00:36:03
But I think that the.
00:36:05
The superstition predates the song.
00:36:07
Probably the song is based on the superstition.
00:36:10
What is it based on, though?
00:36:11
You want to take a guess
00:36:14
that on those cracks might be to invite
00:36:17
the release of Unwelcome Spirits or that crap?
00:36:21
Okay. I can't justify. I don't get it though.
00:36:23
So that so even on a craft, I might be out of luck.
00:36:26
I'm striking out here stepping on a crack.
00:36:28
It releases unwelcome spirits. Ooh, a coin.
00:36:30
Lucky pennies.
00:36:33
Yeah.
00:36:34
The You want to get fucked?
00:36:35
Guess finding money is fortunate.
00:36:39
It is fortunate.
00:36:41
Hmm. Sup?
00:36:44
Draw?
00:36:45
I didn't do that show.
00:36:46
I can't hear him though.
00:36:48
We'll work on it.
00:36:49
I see.
00:36:50
I see him if you can hear us.
00:36:53
If I go to the three browser.
00:36:54
If he's there by that.
00:36:58
Yeah.
00:36:59
Can we hear him?
00:37:01
Can we hear you?
00:37:02
Not in my.
00:37:03
Got to say something. Base.
00:37:05
The only way we can hear him if it's if he said something,
00:37:06
but it's for 15 seconds behind so he'll be hearing it right now.
00:37:10
Oh dear Lord.
00:37:11
Say something I mean in my mike.
00:37:12
But I. Oh, there you go.
00:37:15
I am.
00:37:16
The only problem is, is you can't hear us in time.
00:37:18
So it's going to be a problem.
00:37:21
The problem is I don't have a live audio, right?
00:37:24
That's exactly right.
00:37:26
So hold on.
00:37:30
Hello? Hello.
00:37:31
Who do I draw?
00:37:35
Wait for it.
00:37:35
When did I say that?
00:37:39
Oh, I am loud. So
00:37:43
look how loud I can be.
00:37:46
Audio capable goes out there. Yep.
00:37:47
So I'm not sure.
00:37:50
Not sure how to feed you audio.
00:37:54
That would be great.
00:37:55
Audio output destination
00:37:59
here.
00:37:59
We should be hearing what we hear.
00:38:01
But he's not.
00:38:03
Oh yes,
00:38:05
I got him.
00:38:09
You are on speaker phone, dude.
00:38:12
You can just you can just put me on speaking to me on the table,
00:38:15
but turn the volume down because I've got the airpod in one.
00:38:19
Oh, okay. It's echoing all over hell.
00:38:20
We don't need to hear, so I need to hear the phone.
00:38:23
Okay.
00:38:23
Oh, wait.
00:38:24
Speaker And then, hey, what if I do down?
00:38:28
Okay, Like that. How was that?
00:38:31
Our rooms that do. Is
00:38:34
that real time?
00:38:35
Is that real time? That'll work then.
00:38:38
And I don't have to worry about anything else right now.
00:38:39
So we're on Lucky pennies now.
00:38:42
I've been watching.
00:38:44
It's the show next.
00:38:46
Now we ain't got two horseshoes yet.
00:38:48
Reason it's fixed here, but it just.
00:38:51
Oh, okay. Well, give you the lucky penny.
00:38:54
I think funny money is fortunate.
00:38:56
Pennies being made from metal.
00:38:57
Find them and you'll have good fortune.
00:38:59
But be careful.
00:39:00
Some say the luck could break either way.
00:39:03
Ow! Ow, ow! If you find a penny, tells you.
00:39:06
Oh, it's a 5050, you should turn it over and leave it for the next person.
00:39:10
So do not pick up a coin. Tails up.
00:39:13
Never heard that in my life.
00:39:14
I have the friend and it's as soon as you see the word station.
00:39:19
Stupid station. Call it that
00:39:22
lucky horseshoe.
00:39:23
Another common object thought to be lucky is the horseshoe.
00:39:25
Earliest origin of the horseshoes function as a good luck charm reside in its
00:39:30
oval shape.
00:39:32
Right?
00:39:33
Oh, my God.
00:39:34
Shaped like a ledge.
00:39:36
I mean what I say. Wow,
00:39:40
this is not appropriate content.
00:39:41
The invocation of the pagan moon goddess Diana and her sacred vulva.
00:39:48
That's why.
00:39:48
Are you kidding me?
00:39:49
I might be kidding, but I'm reading a children's serial.
00:39:53
Lucky horseshoe. Yes.
00:39:54
Based on the goddess Diana's Lucky Charms,
00:39:59
I'd have to google the vulva to figure out the blue diamonds.
00:40:03
Yeah.
00:40:03
I hope you don't have to google the vulva.
00:40:05
I hope you have enough knowledge on the vulva.
00:40:07
Yeah, we've got. We got it. We're already there.
00:40:10
Yeah, I can admit it.
00:40:11
Uh, Friday the 13th. We already got.
00:40:13
We already did. We did that
00:40:15
black cat.
00:40:16
But why is the black cat?
00:40:18
Yeah, I think it was the witch thing.
00:40:21
Old ladies are known for having cats.
00:40:23
The old ladies were accused of being witches, so went downhill for black cats.
00:40:27
People in the Middle Ages burning them in bonfires.
00:40:30
They burned black cats and bonfires.
00:40:33
I never heard that.
00:40:34
I I'm surprised we don't practice.
00:40:36
That happens day for Lent and Easter.
00:40:38
Here.
00:40:38
I'm bringing that back.
00:40:39
Got to love those Puritans.
00:40:42
I do love the Puritans.
00:40:43
They were the ones that invented bootstrap picking yourself up by your bootstraps.
00:40:47
But the extremists, Fingers crossed.
00:40:49
Wow. Is that. Yeah.
00:40:52
Was that in
00:40:54
politics, Gerald Ford?
00:40:55
No, that
00:40:58
hurts it.
00:41:00
Oh, yeah, it probably does.
00:41:03
He's the one that gave the warning about the military industrial complex.
00:41:07
Oh, of
00:41:09
orange.
00:41:09
You hurting?
00:41:10
No superstition.
00:41:11
Fingers crossed. Being the lucky. Fingers crossed.
00:41:13
Good luck comes from pre-Christian pagan times.
00:41:18
Okay. In Western Europe, when the practice of making occur.
00:41:20
Oh, we already did that Cross. Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:23
We learned that.
00:41:24
We're learning chewing gum at night.
00:41:26
I never heard that. My life that doesn't hold.
00:41:28
But you could choke. It's a choking hazard because it's in Turkey.
00:41:31
Oh, okay, cool.
00:41:32
That's what I wanted.
00:41:33
So I've never heard of choking hazard.
00:41:36
Chewing gum is magically transform after dark like the gremlins are
00:41:42
and they turn into a monster in the transubstantiation, eat
00:41:45
the fantastic flesh of the dead.
00:41:48
The number four are these. Are these.
00:41:50
So these are other whether.
00:41:52
Oh, the number four in China.
00:41:54
Number four in China as human numbers 13 070.
00:41:57
I think it's because it sounds like the word or die.
00:42:01
I know the number four is a no no word for death.
00:42:03
You read that over there. You know, I knew that one. You were correct.
00:42:09
Okay.
00:42:09
So now we're getting a little bit writing love letters to Juliet.
00:42:14
Hula, Juliet, Capulet.
00:42:16
Capulet. Oh.
00:42:17
Oh Juliet, Romeo and Juliet.
00:42:19
I didn't know her last name. Sorry.
00:42:20
I'm not into any Shakespeare reading.
00:42:22
You know, I'm even 2023, so it doesn't like
00:42:27
the evil eye.
00:42:29
Yeah, I.
00:42:32
I don't know. Some gives you the evil eye.
00:42:33
It's definitely a bad omen because someone's pissed of you,
00:42:38
Ellen.
00:42:39
Solid.
00:42:41
I believe.
00:42:46
Yeah.
00:42:47
Well, is this one in Japan talking thumbs?
00:42:50
Oh, yeah. They.
00:42:51
They won't show their thumbs near a cemetery.
00:42:54
I did read this one this week.
00:42:56
They tucked their thumbs.
00:42:59
Apparently, it's a bad omen to have your thumbs showing.
00:43:01
Tuck in their thumbs.
00:43:02
Going to cemetery, visiting graves of the dead
00:43:05
relatives comes from the connection between the Japanese word for thumb.
00:43:09
Oh yeah and it me and it meaning as the parent finger.
00:43:13
The parent finger.
00:43:14
Yeah it'll yeah if yes if you show your thumb cemetery
00:43:19
you you'll kill your parents.
00:43:20
Well wow. Yeah.
00:43:22
That would be quite the threat.
00:43:23
Stop yelling at me, Mom.
00:43:25
Yeah. He's a Fonzie
00:43:30
giving yellow flowers in Russia.
00:43:32
Oh, okay.
00:43:33
Is, uh,
00:43:39
I. Do you suppose?
00:43:42
I don't know.
00:43:42
I've heard yellow lighters are unlucky.
00:43:47
I think black.
00:43:48
Black is the black seems to be the most superstitious color.
00:43:52
Well, it's a broom all about sweeping feet in South America.
00:43:55
If you happen to be on a cleaning spree
00:43:57
in Brazil, you will want to steer clear of brooms.
00:44:01
So everything's so messy in South America.
00:44:04
Uh, or at least be careful.
00:44:06
South Americans believe that if your feet are swept
00:44:08
over by a broom, you will remain single for the rest of your life.
00:44:12
What if I'm already married?
00:44:14
Then it probably doesn't matter.
00:44:15
Oh, it's like that. That last drop of wine
00:44:18
found a loophole.
00:44:19
Correct. Okay, Good.
00:44:21
Loopholes. Those superstitious,
00:44:26
itchy palms.
00:44:27
Well, now that one I've heard.
00:44:29
Oh, that's itchy, but.
00:44:31
Oh, it's.
00:44:32
There's a superstition
00:44:33
that if you go to bed with an itchy but you will wake up with smelly fingers.
00:44:36
I can't believe I just said that.
00:44:37
That is hilarious.
00:44:40
I think it's funny.
00:44:41
Is it good?
00:44:42
Itchy palms.
00:44:43
So depending on which palm of yours begins to itch, Oh, you may find yourself
00:44:49
in the Caribbean with a bit of extra spending money or in the red.
00:44:53
I think they're creating a false dichotomy where I think
00:44:56
I may have said that with a wrong pause.
00:44:58
You may find yourself with a bit of extra spending money or in the red
00:45:02
zone to sustain.
00:45:05
Let's see if I can read one of these right
00:45:07
now. Um, ladies and
00:45:09
gentlemen, gather round the family TV For the sensation of a century.
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It's the tickle proof teddy turtleneck.
00:45:16
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00:45:19
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00:45:22
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00:45:23
And Teddy tested for your peace of mind.
00:45:25
Get yours now and ensure your cuddly companions stay chuckle free
00:45:29
all winter long.
00:45:31
I want those people tickle in your teddy bear.
00:45:33
Is that a euphemism?
00:45:35
That was awfully weird.
00:45:38
I love it.
00:45:42
I read it.
00:45:42
I didn't understand it.
00:45:47
Well, what is it?
00:45:48
Your ears are burning. Someone's talking about you.
00:45:51
Or is it? Your nose itches.
00:45:53
I don't remember something about kissing people.
00:45:55
You know, a lot of those superstitions I think, were made up by teenage boys
00:45:59
so they can have sex.
00:46:00
Oh, okay. That's a good idea. Green makes you horny.
00:46:03
Oh, does it?
00:46:03
I guess.
00:46:04
Yes, I'm horny Here, have some green M&M.
00:46:07
Oh, fantastic. I found that liquor makes him horny.
00:46:10
That works weed.
00:46:13
There's some drug that ecstasy.
00:46:17
All right. I don't do drugs.
00:46:19
Not sure I can hear draw on my phone, but not on the phones.
00:46:23
Oh, you know why? Why?
00:46:26
Because I know he's not.
00:46:27
He's unmuted.
00:46:29
Why can I not hear him on my headphones?
00:46:32
I, I can lalala.
00:46:34
I can hear him.
00:46:35
Where you go, man?
00:46:36
I screwed. Oh, hold on.
00:46:39
We go just to draw something.
00:46:41
He is saying something.
00:46:44
Fuck.
00:46:47
Wait, we can't hear you.
00:46:50
I can hear him.
00:46:53
It was working,
00:46:55
George.
00:46:56
You did a fabulous job on that promo.
00:46:58
That was so good, man, that it's.
00:47:00
I mean, I've watched it 28 times.
00:47:03
Brady says I'm a narcissist, but flagellate him some fladge
00:47:09
people.
00:47:10
Oh, yeah, that was in there.
00:47:11
I mean, everything got thrown in there.
00:47:13
It was great. It was.
00:47:15
I enjoy it.
00:47:16
I'll watch it over and over and over
00:47:19
because it's just like some of the best moments.
00:47:21
I got to fix the audio.
00:47:23
It was it was working. When are we going to have six through ten?
00:47:27
Is that promo number two?
00:47:28
And to hold the phone.
00:47:29
Hold the phone up.
00:47:30
In the meantime, let me let me fix the audio because it was working.
00:47:35
Okay.
00:47:36
No rush.
00:47:38
It was working, man. I had nothing.
00:47:39
I didn't change anything.
00:47:42
I heard you when you came on
00:47:47
audio.
00:47:48
Riveting radio. Sure.
00:47:50
There you are. Yeah, it's right there working.
00:47:52
Hello.
00:47:53
I'm here.
00:47:56
Check one to check.
00:47:58
Check on to.
00:48:00
I drove an hour and a half so I could be here in person.
00:48:03
A door right past your house, like half hour before I got here.
00:48:08
So this breeze. I'm a breeze.
00:48:10
Your house, your place.
00:48:12
I don't know where I passed Stoney Creek.
00:48:14
Well, 26 mile.
00:48:19
I look at him frozen.
00:48:21
Do we get it, or should we move on from this?
00:48:24
Please go back to the phone.
00:48:25
Yeah, we're on the phone.
00:48:27
Did you have an issue?
00:48:28
Bomb?
00:48:29
Put me on speakerphone.
00:48:30
Dick says you are throwing me up. I can't hear me.
00:48:33
Oh, can't hear me and make me phone.
00:48:35
Oh, yeah, I can't hear me either.
00:48:38
Are you kidding me? Are we all muted?
00:48:40
And I can hear. Okay, there it is. I got it.
00:48:42
Okay, good.
00:48:44
I'm checking on the livestream is what I'm doing.
00:48:46
Oh, okay, Good.
00:48:48
Uh, well, me the past couple of days,
00:48:51
and the phone coincides with the link that I put in the chat there, so.
00:48:54
Oh, okay.
00:48:55
And it is it.
00:48:56
Well, first, it's a recent story. Two.
00:48:59
Oh, okay. Four days ago.
00:49:01
Some of these are placebo effect.
00:49:03
If it is self-fulfilling prophecies, I found it interesting
00:49:09
to ties back to religion, which is that most of them do,
00:49:13
which is interesting.
00:49:14
But I mean, it's majority of the world
00:49:19
has been influenced by religion heavily.
00:49:21
So, I mean, what are you going to what are you going to do?
00:49:24
Right.
00:49:24
Well, if you believe it's you can make a self-fulfilling prophecy.
00:49:28
You can you can do the placebo effect is real.
00:49:32
I don't think so.
00:49:33
Eleanor, panel, really, there is no such thing as.
00:49:35
Yeah, I don't know.
00:49:36
They said that I like about Tupac
00:49:37
I like he talked a lot about, you know, dying and being.
00:49:40
But it's just there's no such thing.
00:49:42
You can't think you can't will something into existence
00:49:47
unless you're physically going like
00:49:50
that to kill myself and then you actually go and kill yourself
00:49:53
then like, yeah, you can will that. Yeah.
00:49:55
But that's, that's not like happenstance.
00:49:57
It's not just, it's, it's you're actually doing it.
00:50:01
I think the decisions are kind of done right.
00:50:03
The athlete without his life. Yes.
00:50:05
Well that's why I was I wanted to take a a stand against you.
00:50:10
I wanted to have some controversy.
00:50:13
So bringing it into the athlete's perspective. Yes.
00:50:18
Like free throw routines.
00:50:21
Right.
00:50:22
Right.
00:50:22
Would not call that superstitious in any sense
00:50:26
because my three favorite scene was always spin the ball. Yep.
00:50:31
I would be away from the free throw line. Yep.
00:50:33
Spin the ball, let it bounce.
00:50:35
Once I would step through the free
00:50:36
throw line in rhythm, a natural step up in a natural stance.
00:50:41
And that was really same every time you repeat the same thing.
00:50:45
Yes, but I don't feel in Rhythm Station.
00:50:48
I just feel like it's a routine.
00:50:51
It's a routine routine. But does that count?
00:50:53
Uh, no, I think no.
00:50:57
My memory, it to superstition
00:51:00
because some of the superstitious beliefs are exactly that.
00:51:05
Just a traditional routine.
00:51:08
I think your body would take the shot just fine without the routine,
00:51:11
but your mind without the routine that gets in this.
00:51:15
Like if you
00:51:17
if you believe if you play with your lucky socks all the time,
00:51:20
then you didn't have your lucky socks.
00:51:21
Obviously that little
00:51:22
if it's if you
00:51:23
have a different pair of socks, it should not affect your performance
00:51:26
except it gets in your head. Yeah, totally.
00:51:29
Yes and no.
00:51:29
I have and I still have the socks that I wore in high school for basketball.
00:51:33
So you did have lucky socks.
00:51:35
Everybody felt like there was nothing special about the stocks
00:51:38
other than I thought they were comfortable. I like them.
00:51:41
And so I wore them only for games.
00:51:44
Well, those are comfortable socks. Not lucky socks.
00:51:46
Same thing with shoes.
00:51:47
I mean, I would say that I wore indoor only shoes that I would only wear
00:51:52
during games, indoor basketball, and they would never wear them outside.
00:51:55
Yeah, but that's not a superstition to me that.
00:51:59
No, this is keeping your shit right in check.
00:52:02
Like that's. I don't know. Right? Keeping your hair fresh
00:52:07
and it's all about that, right?
00:52:08
That's. That's what I.
00:52:08
I've been trying to justify these as it's just,
00:52:12
you know, legitimate ways to, to keep your shoes new.
00:52:15
I mean, stretch routines.
00:52:17
I had my stretch routine and I felt like if I.
00:52:19
If I did something a specific way, I would be more stiff.
00:52:22
Yeah. On the court.
00:52:23
And so I would always like to also stretch
00:52:27
cool down a little bit and then feel more natural
00:52:29
because I felt like my stretch right before I played, I was like, too loose.
00:52:33
Now that could be a superstition, but to me it was more of a feel.
00:52:36
So I don't know. Hmm.
00:52:41
Well, this woman, $1 million.
00:52:45
But I'm also not in New York. Yeah, Yeah.
00:52:46
Apparently now my hand has been itching,
00:52:48
and I didn't think about that until you guys mentioned that.
00:52:51
And then I came across the story,
00:52:52
But my hand was itching quite a bit yesterday, but it seems crazy.
00:52:56
I just don't believe it.
00:52:58
Yeah, my butt itches and now my hand smells.
00:53:00
Oh, she played the lottery because her hand itches,
00:53:03
but I don't know.
00:53:05
It says she's a fan of itch.
00:53:06
She wasn't a fan of Itchy and Scratchy, but she is now itchy and Scratchy.
00:53:11
I'm like, if that's not, Story is an asshole.
00:53:15
That is.
00:53:18
It was.
00:53:18
It's from four days ago and pretty much the lady
00:53:20
admits to having itchy pulmonary claim about being in.
00:53:24
She bought a lottery ticket and won money.
00:53:26
Okay.
00:53:27
I think she should stop jerking off guys with.
00:53:30
Yeah, but I think it's only one hand, not the other.
00:53:32
The other hand cost you, is it?
00:53:35
Less? Is my left on?
00:53:36
You know, I think you're going to go broke.
00:53:41
I've got a 5050 chance
00:53:42
of getting that right.
00:53:48
Okay.
00:53:49
Well I don't know what's up with the sound.
00:53:52
Everything here is good.
00:53:55
So is it muted?
00:53:56
Dump out and come back in. Okay.
00:53:59
All right.
00:54:00
Oh, I just found one.
00:54:02
Um, do you have the video?
00:54:04
Video? You want to take a break?
00:54:05
Oh, thanks.
00:54:06
13 Bizarre superstitions.
00:54:11
You're not superstitious.
00:54:13
You're just a little stitches.
00:54:15
So you and everyone else knows not to walk under ladders.
00:54:18
The consequences of breaking a mirror and to avoid black cats at all costs.
00:54:23
But unfortunately, there are many more lesser
00:54:25
known superstitions around the world that you could be violating right now.
00:54:30
Are you cursing yourself literally by not watching on?
00:54:33
It's the countdown of the world's most bizarre superstitions.
00:54:40
First on the list, we've got a spooky lesson in manners.
00:54:43
We were all told not to speak with our mouths full,
00:54:46
but there's an old Dutch superstition
00:54:48
that singing at the dinner table attracts evil spirits.
00:54:52
Folklorists have documented singing at the table superstitions
00:54:55
in other places, too, including Bohemia and North Carolina.
00:55:00
There are a number.
00:55:00
I can hear you now at the dinner table because it's so loud.
00:55:05
Yeah.
00:55:05
I don't know.
00:55:06
I hung up. I should've just told you to leave me on speaker.
00:55:08
But if you were taking a break, then that's cool.
00:55:10
So it's resorted to inventing the superstition.
00:55:12
I realized that I wanted to have the real bad
00:55:16
people nightmares.
00:55:17
That's probably it now.
00:55:22
No, don't.
00:55:23
Is something you might hear when you.
00:55:25
You're a break of superstitious era, but somebody throw something in a mirror.
00:55:29
Another Somebody's missing a basketball shot.
00:55:32
Korea composer and only advised
00:55:36
not to cut your nails.
00:55:39
In Turkey and India, it's considered bad luck.
00:55:42
But in a nighttime trade, the risk of ending your life prematurely.
00:55:47
And then there's Korea early.
00:55:49
The story goes that if you cut your nails in the dark, the clip on the floor
00:55:53
and rats will eat them, which causes them to turn into a monster version of it.
00:55:57
It is weird how much you come back to religion.
00:56:00
Or how about don't do it because you'll cut them too short,
00:56:03
which is a bigger nightmare than a rat monster, in my opinion.
00:56:07
Gary Smoking
00:56:10
for most superstitions.
00:56:12
The source of this dish doesn't totally deserve their repentance.
00:56:15
Just like a crack doesn't want to be stepped on.
00:56:18
It wants smoking is bad luck.
00:56:20
They don't help you, but you hide it from them.
00:56:22
But we have no sympathy for what's next.
00:56:24
On again Whistling.
00:56:26
Whistling stinks. What is any mean?
00:56:30
Whistling will cause all sorts of but that's like a conference in Turkey.
00:56:33
It's believed that whistling at night summons the devil.
00:56:35
I mean, I feel bad sense, but I challenge you to listen to.
00:56:38
So now the audio is working now, not be creeped out
00:56:41
In Estonia and Latvia, it is widely believed that
00:56:44
whistling indoors may bring bad luck and therefore set the house on fire.
00:56:49
And in Russia, whistling can lead to financial write.
00:56:52
You know it's pretty clear why was whistling attract dogs showing
00:56:56
whistle inside a pack of dogs Kurds running they dig holes in your yard
00:56:59
tear up the pillows and do you know how much having a 20
00:57:02
to 30 strong enough to finance and I ruin most people that's for sure.
00:57:07
They're going also and some people kind of like that.
00:57:10
They feel pretty self-conscious about it.
00:57:12
So everyone agree to just like you can hot dog buns long versus like later shit
00:57:17
where it's like, you know, giving
00:57:19
a thumbs up is commonly considered a good for like when you're getting set up.
00:57:23
I like the when you're letting them know you're okay.
00:57:25
I don't get the words like of you
00:57:27
but that's not everyone just does his thing
00:57:29
and it's like, well, how can I
00:57:29
if you're ever in a cemetery, in a funeral procession,
00:57:32
because you can do a certain type of what you decide.
00:57:34
So I kind of like that's
00:57:35
because the Japanese silver thumb directly translates to parent finger.
00:57:40
So tucking it into your fist protects your parents from the spirit of death.
00:57:44
These days, your parents will arigato you.
00:57:47
Additionally, it's always smart to have your fist ready
00:57:49
in a cemetery in case you let me just skim the episode.
00:57:54
I was.
00:57:54
Next on this list is a lesson in the Amazon finds everything.
00:57:58
It's pretty gray and dreary during stormy weather
00:58:01
and if you've ever one, it was hard to find a fashion
00:58:04
You know that's dark Muted tones can also use a pop of color.
00:58:08
But see, what if you're braving the elements in the Philippines, it's also
00:58:11
not like you don't realize there's a Filipino superstition that hitting you
00:58:15
in the three pyramids in different areas of the world
00:58:18
is more than one brand of soft food is actually targeted to that brand.
00:58:23
So unless you brace yourself because you like somebody after that.
00:58:27
So it just looks like,
00:58:30
what is it?
00:58:31
It just kind of comes together,
00:58:32
kind of seems like some of the most difficult of generations.
00:58:36
Yeah, no, no, it's
00:58:37
sleeping in a room with an electric fan and the door closed in 95.
00:58:41
I might just try the millennials waking up in the morning after
00:58:44
I just sat there and they just happened to be perfectly fine.
00:58:48
Spicy says that the superstition was like the 1970s when the energy
00:58:53
of calling the government released anti fan shit like this, this shit like this.
00:58:57
I'm using up electricity online.
00:59:00
According to the theory,
00:59:01
a fan's blades chop up turning it into carbon dioxide.
00:59:05
What's really weird is when I popped up in a rumble,
00:59:07
there was like some annoying girl.
00:59:09
A fan blowing on you all night, young girl.
00:59:11
Honestly annoying. Yeah.
00:59:12
I'm so low that it causes hypothermia, then death.
00:59:15
There you have some gamers.
00:59:17
To this day they're just talking about amongst us my grandmother.
00:59:20
Like Warner Bros. Like that.
00:59:21
I had.
00:59:22
And my God, these people have
00:59:25
45 government can to see in South Korea.
00:59:28
Now to a spirit sea in Turkey that is so super, nobody bothers to question it.
00:59:33
If you've got a big date at Istanbul's.
00:59:35
Yeah. Yes.
00:59:37
You probably stick to mouthwash to freshen your breath.
00:59:40
That's beer superstition.
00:59:42
Once the sun goes down to return to the human flesh of the dead, though.
00:59:47
No. The origin of this story.
00:59:50
It's wise to heed the warning,
00:59:52
since chewing human flesh is typically a rather flat regret that I did.
00:59:56
Right. But I'm really.
00:59:59
Yeah, know, I'm not.
01:00:00
I tried to write, which asserts that knitting outdoors during the winter will.
01:00:04
Oh, I can't wait.
01:00:06
Like, I'm not like.
01:00:09
Like, I don't think like, I'm cool doing it, but I enjoy doing it.
01:00:12
And so I'm like very timid sometimes, which is why I always enjoyed the booth,
01:00:15
because the booth you kind of like you got a curtain behind.
01:00:18
You know what I.
01:00:19
Yeah, What?
01:00:20
I let you go behind the curtain and do your thing.
01:00:22
I'm not very, like, in your face with it.
01:00:25
Yeah.
01:00:26
Yeah.
01:00:26
What I like inability I more than make up for in confidence.
01:00:30
Yeah.
01:00:31
I struggle with both.
01:00:32
But that doesn't mean we can't pretend.
01:00:34
Right? Exactly.
01:00:37
Fingers crossed.
01:00:38
Is he getting old yet?
01:00:41
Okay, you fix the audio.
01:00:42
You got me back on the on. Yeah, Yeah, we can hear you.
01:00:45
Yeah.
01:00:46
When you came back, it was working for some reason, so I don't think.
01:00:49
Oh, I don't know.
01:00:50
All I did was rejoin.
01:00:52
It was so maybe it was on my and I don't know I've got the, the Midas touch
01:00:57
somebody because I thought I was really loud earlier
01:01:00
on the regular it's clipping
01:01:03
but I have filters I move my microphone
01:01:06
because I thought I was too loud but not feel like I'm in the back rooms.
01:01:12
But you also have the audio playing.
01:01:15
I do. I didn't hear
01:01:19
anything of doing during the winner streams way behind.
01:01:21
No, no, it's going to.
01:01:22
Yeah this
01:01:24
I have done really well.
01:01:25
People act weird during a full moon.
01:01:29
I hate the theory.
01:01:30
I hate zodiac signs.
01:01:32
I thought my father was a an EMT and a firefighter
01:01:36
and they would have ten times, 50 times the calls on full moon.
01:01:40
Yep, People go nuts.
01:01:42
I think it's just also because of the light.
01:01:44
Oh, people are outside. Do it more.
01:01:46
You can see like it's almost right or they're sleep deprived.
01:01:50
Could be.
01:01:52
So there's there's legitimate reasons
01:01:53
that people go crazy during a full moon.
01:01:58
Haha.
01:01:59
Justified.
01:02:01
I think those are actually legitimate, but they are reasons
01:02:04
more or less.
01:02:05
It's more lists.
01:02:07
I love lists.
01:02:09
Give me more like list, but I don't like them
01:02:11
when they're in a gallery.
01:02:12
Never say happy birthday to early.
01:02:15
Oh, have a break a leg
01:02:17
look at that.
01:02:18
All three of us in browsers.
01:02:21
No kidding.
01:02:22
I us look, look at us.
01:02:24
And now is the audio still working though That's maybe when I switched the scene
01:02:28
that may have cut the audio.
01:02:29
Oh did I don't hear draw again.
01:02:31
Well he's not talking
01:02:33
they know that I've muted myself so okay don't doing
01:02:36
oh oh you hit the button never say happy birthday to early.
01:02:41
Well that's in Russia. We're not in Russia.
01:02:44
Oh well these are around the world.
01:02:46
Why I wish my sister happy birthday the day before so that I beat everybody.
01:02:51
Don't place two mirrors opposite of each other in Mexico.
01:02:53
You'll open up a doorway to the devil.
01:02:55
Oh, it does it.
01:02:57
It's. Isn't that called an infinity mirror?
01:02:59
Infinity mirror? Mm hmm.
01:03:03
Well, the devil is math.
01:03:06
No, never, Never.
01:03:08
Stick your chopsticks straight up your.
01:03:10
Oh, no, wait
01:03:13
Again.
01:03:14
That's more practical than superstitious.
01:03:17
Poking chopsticks down your food is a big no no,
01:03:20
I like my.
01:03:22
I chopped steak straight again.
01:03:24
Gay chopsticks are the worst.
01:03:27
The pencils.
01:03:28
Look What unlucky.
01:03:30
Number four.
01:03:32
Let's get chopsticks.
01:03:35
I don't know if we're allowed to say that.
01:03:38
Say whatever you want.
01:03:39
You're responsible for what you say. Okay?
01:03:42
You give a penny. A penny if you receive.
01:03:44
Yeah. I've never heard that.
01:03:45
That's dumb.
01:03:48
Why, though, if you receive a knife set or a pair of scissors,
01:03:51
I dress kind of sharp to that point.
01:03:52
In return.
01:03:55
Oh, I kind of fell flat.
01:03:57
Pretty dull. Okay, Don't go right home after a funeral.
01:04:01
Oh, where the fuck are you supposed to go?
01:04:04
Uh, to eat?
01:04:06
Yeah, out to eat.
01:04:08
I mean, yeah, sure, but you're all dressed up.
01:04:11
I think it's just.
01:04:12
I think it's just rude because, I mean, I remember when my father died,
01:04:15
there was so much buzz and everything,
01:04:17
and then when everybody left, as the first time really started to even hit me.
01:04:21
Yeah, Yeah.
01:04:22
You don't want to be, like, somber at home. No.
01:04:25
But then also some some closed off.
01:04:27
That feeling you don't want that's legitimate.
01:04:30
Some closer family members should should stay obviously.
01:04:34
All right.
01:04:35
What does the article say about it?
01:04:37
Not a damn thing.
01:04:39
Yeah, it's
01:04:41
two sentences.
01:04:43
It dictates people never go straight back to the house.
01:04:46
We never go straight back to the house after a week.
01:04:48
Otherwise a bad spirit might tag along as foggy.
01:04:51
Imagine that everything's like, Bless you
01:04:55
whistling indoors.
01:04:56
The video mentioned that.
01:04:58
Well, use your indoor whistle.
01:05:01
Yeah,
01:05:04
it's forbidden
01:05:05
to whistle indoors because it might summon demons.
01:05:08
Not just someone, a demon.
01:05:10
We both did that.
01:05:11
Ignore it.
01:05:11
Don't. Cheers. With water.
01:05:13
Oh, yeah, we covered that one here. Mr.
01:05:15
Superstition declares that if you cheers with water,
01:05:17
you're actually wishing death upon the people you're drinking with.
01:05:20
That was made up by the the beer manufacturer.
01:05:22
You're manufacturers? Sure.
01:05:24
Although the beer manufacturers pretty much saved humanity.
01:05:27
How many holidays did Hallmark come up with?
01:05:29
We need to give alcohol credit
01:05:31
because when we couldn't figure out the bacteria that was in water,
01:05:34
alcohol literally brought us out of the dark ages and saved humanity.
01:05:37
Right.
01:05:38
Do you know why Asians built the American Railroad?
01:05:41
Because they were drinking
01:05:42
tea when everybody else is drinking the dysentery and dysentery and.
01:05:46
Yeah. Diane,
01:05:48
Brilliant.
01:05:49
Avoid sleeping with your head to the north.
01:05:51
I have a problem with this one.
01:05:52
That's. That is.
01:05:54
That's the way my house is built.
01:05:55
I don't.
01:05:56
I have a sloped ceiling in my upright master bedroom.
01:05:59
Right. So I have to sleep east west.
01:06:02
When I, when I read that, I looked around and I went, Oh,
01:06:05
my God, that's exactly what I'm doing with sleeping with my head to the north.
01:06:08
But there's a reason for that.
01:06:10
What's the reason?
01:06:11
It's the window now.
01:06:14
It's the magnetic good.
01:06:17
It screws with your whatnot.
01:06:20
Kids, even refrigerator magnets have a tendency to start to point north.
01:06:25
No, to north.
01:06:26
The the magnetic field of the planet itself.
01:06:31
If. But if there was a round.
01:06:33
All right, it would be a north.
01:06:36
But I also read something about sleeping with crystals to charge your pineal gland.
01:06:41
But that's.
01:06:42
That's the next one is avoid sleeping with your head to the west.
01:06:47
What? So.
01:06:48
So the east and South are the only Africa.
01:06:51
And oh, if the same superstition exists.
01:06:55
But if your head to the West. Okay.
01:06:58
If your
01:06:59
off the table, why would you put the shoes on the table?
01:07:02
Okay. That's just common sense.
01:07:03
In Britain, it's considered bad luck because it's supposed to symbolize
01:07:07
the death of a loved one.
01:07:08
Back in the day, placing someone's shoes on a table
01:07:11
was a way to let the family know that they had passed.
01:07:13
Just don't put your shoes on the table.
01:07:14
Nowadays, it's just bad etiquette.
01:07:16
Yeah, kind of.
01:07:18
I would say occasionally I put my shoes on tables because traveling,
01:07:22
you're in weird areas where there's weird bugs in hotel rooms and shit.
01:07:25
And so I've gotten familiar with keeping.
01:07:28
No, no, no.
01:07:31
Animals like fucking spiders and shit end up in your shoes.
01:07:35
Yeah, they can kill you.
01:07:37
Spiders never climb on the table, black or brown recluses.
01:07:41
And I don't know you justified they some climbing.
01:07:44
That's like. I don't know.
01:07:45
I've got. I thought it was stupid, but I got used to it.
01:07:48
Now I do it all the time.
01:07:49
Don't play with scissors.
01:07:50
Don't play with scissors.
01:07:51
Is common sense crafters be running with scissors.
01:07:54
Ideally playing with scissors will bring you bad luck.
01:07:57
Yeah like plus it's just plain dangerous.
01:08:01
They're they're stepping.
01:08:03
A dog poop isn't necessarily bad.
01:08:05
Yeah, it is.
01:08:06
I beg to differ.
01:08:07
I disagree 100% and is bad luck.
01:08:09
What does it say?
01:08:10
This one seems unlucky all around, but just go with it.
01:08:13
Go with this.
01:08:14
Okay. I'll just go with stepping in.
01:08:16
Dog Poop is actually considered good luck.
01:08:17
Good luck.
01:08:18
Yeah. If you do it with your left foot.
01:08:21
Oh, French are stupid.
01:08:26
I added nationalities.
01:08:27
Sigh I added nationalities to the spin. Oh.
01:08:32
Oh you give me a spin.
01:08:33
Why not?
01:08:33
Look at those sentences This.
01:08:34
Thing is so blurred in
01:08:37
it's over a thousand. Right?
01:08:38
We're going back to the list.
01:08:40
All right.
01:08:42
Spin.
01:08:44
Oh, I'll do.
01:08:45
I'll do a live read to mine Effort is called Read.
01:08:48
Wow. That did not duck.
01:08:50
That was loud as shit.
01:08:53
There it is.
01:08:54
LGBTQ.
01:08:56
I don't know what the i a r I.
01:09:00
Yeah. I don't know either. But
01:09:03
man I'm going to get in trouble for this.
01:09:05
But don't be a freak.
01:09:08
I got no no troubles with the LG.
01:09:12
What's the B?
01:09:15
That would be better by
01:09:17
I got I got no trans LGB, trans queer.
01:09:22
I don't know what the I in the air
01:09:25
that's new to me.
01:09:27
Just call them the alphabet community.
01:09:28
They just keep adding letters as time goes on. So. Right.
01:09:31
Well it's a irritates me it's it's all inclusive, right.
01:09:34
That's their goal. That's their intent.
01:09:35
That's their message.
01:09:37
Where's the s?
01:09:39
No, that's not their intent is to be inclusive to everyone except
01:09:43
the best thing they could do would be to add the SE and say everybody all lives
01:09:47
matter kind of a thing, you know, instead of all inclusive something.
01:09:50
So no because they got it's they got mad at that one too.
01:09:54
That's the
01:09:55
plan because we're the we're the ones who are the assholes about us.
01:09:58
When are they going to add the p of pedophilia?
01:10:01
I don't like it when someone comes out as non binary
01:10:05
because then there does be
01:10:08
separating.
01:10:08
But people that are binary
01:10:10
and people who aren't binary and that's that's once again binary.
01:10:14
And no, you don't just get to be the weirdest thing you can come up with.
01:10:19
I mean, you can just expect to be made fun of for.
01:10:22
Yes, that's what we should be.
01:10:24
We should have the right to make fun of some someone for being weird.
01:10:29
And there is nothing wrong with being made
01:10:30
fun of either own it or change, you know? Oh,
01:10:35
yeah. Let me do a riff.
01:10:37
Mm hmm.
01:10:39
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01:11:00
Farewell.
01:11:02
What I love about these reads is that they are designed to enunciate.
01:11:06
That's why the all that they're.
01:11:08
They're meant to make you speak clear.
01:11:10
And you did that so.
01:11:12
Right.
01:11:14
Well, thanks for that.
01:11:15
It's called alliteration.
01:11:17
Oh, ho ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:11:20
Compared to stepping in dog poop, not necessarily being bad.
01:11:25
The worse I do, the better it is.
01:11:27
Bird poop brings good fortune.
01:11:29
Oh, I'm not. It's not on the screen for poop.
01:11:32
According to Russian
01:11:32
superstition, bird poop that lands on you or something
01:11:36
like which belongs to you, brings you wealth.
01:11:40
No, it brought me to the car wash.
01:11:43
I was going to say it does for the carwash owner that would say edible poop
01:11:46
bird poop is probably the most
01:11:50
okay to touch it because it just dries up and it's flaky.
01:11:52
So I can vouch for this experiment.
01:11:55
It's all Sarah's experience.
01:11:56
It's delicious.
01:12:00
The winning berries dude in the mouth.
01:12:02
I was at Stoney.
01:12:04
It was your mouth open at the beach.
01:12:06
At Stoney.
01:12:07
So there is no nothing.
01:12:08
You know, it was flying, obviously. Yes.
01:12:10
And it just covered my mouth.
01:12:12
There was no way around. It is.
01:12:14
But it was sweet.
01:12:15
It tasted like chalky fruit.
01:12:18
You should.
01:12:19
You should have the lottery.
01:12:20
As far as poop goes, I'm telling you, it was delicious.
01:12:23
I highly recommend trying the fruity bird poop.
01:12:26
Oh, no.
01:12:26
I've never been consciously aware of eating poop.
01:12:29
Well, I didn't consciously eat it very clear.
01:12:33
I've been consciously aware of eating foods themselves about this.
01:12:36
Even my oldest brother showed us a German Qaiser video.
01:12:39
I've only ever tasted bird poop and baby poop,
01:12:42
and I assure you the bird poop was way better than the baby poop.
01:12:46
Okay, I think we.
01:12:48
I we poop all the time.
01:12:50
We do, but not enough to taste through, I hope.
01:12:53
Right.
01:12:54
Owls are a bad omen.
01:12:56
Owls are cool.
01:12:57
There's an Egyptian that if you see or hear an owl, terrible news is coming.
01:13:02
You had me in Egypt. You're about to get eaten by an owl.
01:13:05
That's the news. It says they're ferocious.
01:13:07
They're They're probably one of the
01:13:10
highest predators.
01:13:11
At the rate where they get super high.
01:13:15
They're the
01:13:16
eater, the best eater.
01:13:18
An owl in your house brings death.
01:13:20
Oh, I want to have an owl in Italy.
01:13:24
I want to have an owl in Italy.
01:13:25
Of course it's clever.
01:13:26
Someone in your family will die. But.
01:13:28
But someone in your but who?
01:13:33
I think everyone in my family will die.
01:13:35
Eating outside can prolong winter.
01:13:37
So who would ever knitting outside want to do that?
01:13:40
Well, you wouldn't want to prolong winter.
01:13:42
But what's wrong with knitting outside
01:13:45
if you're an ice fisherman or your whole industry?
01:13:47
Oh, yeah.
01:13:49
Some people want winter.
01:13:50
Yeah, I thought it was the.
01:13:52
The groundhog seeing his shadow.
01:13:54
Don't play with yo yo Syria band
01:13:56
yo yos in 1933 over the fears they would cause a drought.
01:14:00
Nothing, nothing unreasonable there,
01:14:03
it seems.
01:14:03
Can't justify that.
01:14:06
I can't think of a good reason to ban
01:14:09
yo yo is in 1933 over fear that they would cause a drought.
01:14:13
Wow. Next elections coming up.
01:14:16
If that's a non sequitur, that's a good way to get voted out.
01:14:19
Right? They probably agree.
01:14:20
Everybody's like, yes yeah, yeah, do with don't get a haircut on Tuesdays.
01:14:25
I'm certainly my next haircut or Tuesday.
01:14:29
That's tomorrow.
01:14:30
I want I want to antique total testing.
01:14:32
Yeah. On these superstitions.
01:14:33
Yeah.
01:14:34
I'm going to get a haircut tomorrow.
01:14:37
What little is left of it, you know, comments on the haircut
01:14:41
How does that work?
01:14:42
I should get a discount. Good.
01:14:45
Thank you. Do you don't? You don't.
01:14:48
But then the woman comes in less to do actually woman they do pay more with.
01:14:52
Oh, they. Of course they do. I take that back.
01:14:55
Yeah.
01:14:55
I don't go to wear a dress.
01:14:56
Or I pay more too though.
01:14:59
Yeah.
01:15:00
Yeah.
01:15:01
Well I'm not getting a perm.
01:15:03
Having yellow flowers is not a nice gesture.
01:15:05
Giving yellow flowers in Russia
01:15:06
means that you're cursing your friend with infidelity.
01:15:10
Well, that's very specific.
01:15:12
Fuck you.
01:15:13
Right? He's going to cheat on you.
01:15:14
Her husband's going to cheat on you. Wow.
01:15:17
It sounds like yellow.
01:15:18
The color yellow is on way.
01:15:20
I think that's a set of The Russians are pretty smart.
01:15:23
They're like their eyebrows are going up and winking when they.
01:15:25
I think you're I think somebody's going to cheat.
01:15:28
They give yellow flowers.
01:15:29
It's like hitting on somebody who's taking work,
01:15:33
Filling water behind somebody is a nice gesture.
01:15:36
No, it isn't.
01:15:37
In Serbia, it's believed to bring good if you drip water behind a person,
01:15:40
dumping it on them is flat out rude no matter where you are.
01:15:44
I agree.
01:15:46
If that's true, I want to go
01:15:47
to Serbia and follow people spilling a bunch of water behind them.
01:15:51
Yeah.
01:15:52
So being Sofia water in Serbia, they would like it.
01:15:56
Wedding bells ward off evil.
01:16:00
What's the difference between a bell and a wedding bell?
01:16:04
The event their ring at.
01:16:06
Okay.
01:16:07
Okay, I accept that answer.
01:16:12
Eating goat.
01:16:13
We could get hairy.
01:16:15
Superstitious women in Rwanda don't eat goat
01:16:18
meat over fear that it will cause them to grow facial hair again.
01:16:21
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me,
01:16:25
just to let you know, that is a picture of a Rwanda woman on the screen there.
01:16:29
She What if they're full of male goat meat and became very hormones?
01:16:33
There could be testosterone, male goats.
01:16:36
And if they're pumped full of or maybe a lot of cheap steak at Golden.
01:16:41
Yeah, they got the, you know, all you can eat steak.
01:16:43
Yeah.
01:16:43
I felt like achy and I swear I felt like I had.
01:16:47
Are you sure it wasn't psychosomatic?
01:16:50
I'm not sure of anything.
01:16:51
Okay, Thanks for that. But I'm pretty sure.
01:16:55
I'm pretty sure you don't.
01:16:57
They're pretty sure.
01:16:57
I don't know at all.
01:16:58
No, but I literally felt like I had
01:17:01
Parkinson's.
01:17:02
What's that stuff people take for muscles?
01:17:04
It's late.
01:17:07
Bengay or.
01:17:09
No, about that. Zero.
01:17:10
I've never taken steroids, but I felt like I had muscle relaxers,
01:17:14
felt like I had steroids coursing through my veins.
01:17:16
Happiness cream.
01:17:17
For the record, I had like, five takes that just fell five steaks.
01:17:22
I'm just going to keep saying stay.
01:17:23
Harry got me pregnant.
01:17:25
Woman should Give in to their cravings.
01:17:29
Well, now, see, that's.
01:17:30
Yeah, I believe that your body craves what you need.
01:17:33
Okay?
01:17:33
And if you're short on iron, you're going to crave what?
01:17:37
Peanut butter.
01:17:37
What gives you iron? I don't know.
01:17:40
I just think.
01:17:41
I just think it's just shut them up so they stop complaining.
01:17:44
I know that people with iron,
01:17:48
they tend to chew ice, which is weird.
01:17:50
They're, uh.
01:17:51
I don't know. Shout out to Scotty Bowman.
01:17:54
Is that what he used to do?
01:17:56
Yeah, that's. That's where I learned it.
01:17:58
He always want to ice on the sidelines, which doesn't make sense.
01:18:02
Whatever they call hockey lines beside ice side.
01:18:07
But, yeah, that's where I live.
01:18:08
But I've always been an ice chewer myself and I've never had a mickey Rooney.
01:18:13
They're not lactose intolerant, but he had celiac disease.
01:18:17
He had a wheat gluten allergy.
01:18:21
Pregnant woman Should That sucks because I love wheat beer.
01:18:24
Shout out to Blue moon.
01:18:26
Asymmetrical is uneven, correct?
01:18:30
Asymmetrical is. Yeah.
01:18:31
Not even
01:18:32
don't eat a serious
01:18:34
pregnant woman should not eat symmetrical food.
01:18:37
They should asymmetrical.
01:18:39
They should not.
01:18:40
Oh, they should not, however, eat asymmetrical foods.
01:18:42
Great food should be round in two or equal and sides.
01:18:47
Here again, sounds perfectly reasonable.
01:18:50
Don't walk backwards.
01:18:52
Well, then you're going to run into stuff you're not. Look.
01:18:53
Yes, yes.
01:18:54
Seems reasonable to me that you're going to slip on the soapy water
01:18:58
that I put behind you in roughly. Right.
01:18:59
See there, I was wondering why the water ended up being so B there it is.
01:19:03
That's my superstition. Drive on the left side of the road.
01:19:06
That's the same as walking backwards to me.
01:19:09
But again, you know why in, uh, where's Bella?
01:19:13
Portugal now?
01:19:14
You know why you don't have don't know Rita.
01:19:16
You don't know how it is.
01:19:18
You're not looking.
01:19:19
The devil's going to say, oh, or it's the devil's going to show up.
01:19:24
There's the ladder ladder.
01:19:25
We're all familiar with this one
01:19:27
because my superstition dates back to medieval times.
01:19:30
Yeah, the triangle, the ladder back then symbolized
01:19:33
the gallows where all the gallows were hung.
01:19:37
Okay, sure. Why not?
01:19:39
Weary of full moons. Didn't somebody start?
01:19:41
I did mention that all moons are comedy.
01:19:44
Come on.
01:19:46
I can't do an Ed Reed, can you? Yep.
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I'm going to. Here we go.
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I said snorer at one point.
01:20:19
It does not say snort or anywhere in there.
01:20:23
You have to either win the whole thing or lose the whole thing.
01:20:25
Yeah, that partial credit that was that was a full loss.
01:20:29
As I said, snort or
01:20:34
we're going back
01:20:35
to what you guys were just talking about.
01:20:39
I already.
01:20:40
I think I know the answer or what your rant about Zodiac symbols
01:20:43
and all that. I'm assuming you guys are
01:20:47
where I'm at with those which it's just dumb.
01:20:49
The zodiac is just dumb, so it's ridiculous.
01:20:53
But if you're a manipulator and an influencer, you can actually
01:20:57
use that against people like you would not believe.
01:21:00
Yeah, you can sell horoscopes and stuff like that.
01:21:03
You buy them, you should invest.
01:21:05
And then you're the if you're the, you know, the investor like clear manipulation
01:21:11
or just simply if you have a if you have a significant other
01:21:14
that's totally into which mine is not this is not a
01:21:18
not related at all.
01:21:19
My wife is actually smart and an idiot, but you could just
01:21:23
I would say you could take advantage so easy.
01:21:26
No, you know how they're going to act a particular day if they're basing it on a
01:21:31
in my world, the newspaper.
01:21:32
But that's dating me all the horse but I mean, even even day to day, but also
01:21:37
even day to day, but also like, oh, you should have a certain behavior
01:21:41
because you were born in a certain year during a certain like everyone's
01:21:45
everyone's different, no matter seconds apart, born
01:21:49
and all the horoscopes could apply to absolutely anyone.
01:21:53
Sometimes they're just so vague.
01:21:55
And those are fortune cookies to maybe at some point,
01:21:58
maybe at some point we can and going to maybe at some point we can.
01:22:01
We can pull up today's horoscopes and see what they say. Just for fun.
01:22:04
Yeah, I'm a Libra. You
01:22:07
the scales.
01:22:09
It's a good day to go to the hospital on Wednesday.
01:22:12
I've also looked up at the sky, at the constellations, and they're just
01:22:15
dots like, Oh, once you connect the dots and they connect the dots puzzle,
01:22:20
then it looks like something.
01:22:21
A bunch of dots doesn't look like a picture to me.
01:22:24
It's probably good to go to the hospital
01:22:26
on a Wednesday because it's probably a slow day for the hospital, to be honest.
01:22:29
Yeah, absolutely.
01:22:30
Okay. What's Libra for today?
01:22:34
I feel stupider already.
01:22:35
You might have to adjust
01:22:37
your way of thinking in order to match the energy of the situations.
01:22:41
Of course.
01:22:42
Of course.
01:22:45
I Think that applies to absolutely everybody.
01:22:47
I'm not even sure what I am.
01:22:48
I have to look at the date.
01:22:50
I am a Capricorn in Detroit, cities where I was born again.
01:22:54
I just thought you had everything figured out and planned correctly.
01:22:59
Another obstacle.
01:23:01
Gary.
01:23:03
Gary.
01:23:05
After 30th, what you're thinking is clear today Capricorn.
01:23:08
But it might be hard to take action on your thoughts.
01:23:12
I'm having trouble reading.
01:23:14
That's just typical for me anyway.
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But folks gather round for a vocabulary ventriloquist vocalizing.
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The vocabulary is ventriloquist vocalizing.
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It's a tongue twister.
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your voice and reshape your destiny decode dialects.
01:24:04
Will you dazzle onlookers Quantum leap?
01:24:07
You're tapping into a quantum drop of your tummy.
01:24:10
Oh, my God.
01:24:12
So sexual.
01:24:13
And yeah, it's actually a quantum drop for the tummy.
01:24:18
I blew both of them.
01:24:19
I tried to take that sound sexual as well.
01:24:22
Thanks. And good job. Good job, everybody.
01:24:26
Oh, now, brown cow.
01:24:32
Where?
01:24:33
Oh, three browser. There it is.
01:24:35
Don't say the same word at the same time as your friend will.
01:24:39
Next That's you get a Coke if you do that.
01:24:41
Yeah, that's good luck.
01:24:42
Although and friends know what sitcom The office.
01:24:46
He wasn't allowed to talk.
01:24:48
Oh, I think that was just written in for the show.
01:24:50
Obviously I never heard that jinx buy me a Coke.
01:24:52
And then until he. Until she got the Coke.
01:24:55
Right. We're not going to talk.
01:24:57
So I don't know if you guys are ever experience this a certain
01:25:01
you have because I've experienced it with numerous people where
01:25:04
you'll be talking to them and they'll want to see the same words
01:25:07
that you're saying and they'll kind of like finish your mouth.
01:25:10
It it's weird you have a day at work today doing that.
01:25:14
I was so distracted I could not stop looking at his mouth.
01:25:17
I'm like at one, I was going to say, I wonder if I say that you're saying why?
01:25:21
Why is your mouth?
01:25:22
And if he would mouth me saying you're mouthing the words.
01:25:24
I tried to throw him for a loop, you know, start going into gibberish.
01:25:29
Well, sometimes they, like just affirm immediately.
01:25:31
They're like, Oh, I want to go to the store.
01:25:33
So. Sure. And it's like, what is what is that?
01:25:38
I blame the vaccine.
01:25:41
No, this was before the vaccine.
01:25:42
Unless you're talking about other vaccines.
01:25:45
Yeah, it's all vaccines.
01:25:48
Don't sing at the dinner table
01:25:51
in the Netherlands.
01:25:52
Singing your favorite tune means you're singing when?
01:25:55
I guess, like, Oh, man, guess.
01:25:59
Happy birthday.
01:26:00
You're singing to the devil food.
01:26:01
Oh, I'm sorry, but I was starting to think your comments are always the answer.
01:26:07
It's always the devil.
01:26:08
The devil is actually not a bad person.
01:26:10
I hate to say it, but that's great.
01:26:12
An archangel.
01:26:13
We should be Lucifer.
01:26:15
Is it that he liberated humans the very next week?
01:26:19
Jesus did it. 14.
01:26:23
And, uh, you know, I.
01:26:24
I want to get my, my co-host to agree with crypto zoology.
01:26:29
I've been pitching for weeks.
01:26:32
Well, it's live number 14 Cryptids.
01:26:36
I like zoo Zoo files.
01:26:40
She got the same topic.
01:26:42
No button.
01:26:45
Don't sit in the don't sit at the corner of the table.
01:26:48
Well, who does that?
01:26:51
I don't.
01:26:52
I think we just. Fifth.
01:26:54
Yeah, Yeah, the fifth person and the table four.
01:26:57
Okay. Yeah.
01:27:00
Don't red during a storm.
01:27:02
That's dumb.
01:27:03
Wait, the key.
01:27:05
The color red attracts lightning.
01:27:07
Okay, that's dumb.
01:27:09
He had metal.
01:27:11
Metal attracts lightning, and that is it.
01:27:13
Yeah. Don't. Don't carry a red umbrella.
01:27:15
I would have accepted with the metal with a metal frame,
01:27:19
but not because it's red.
01:27:20
Just because I wonder if the first umbrellas ever created were red.
01:27:22
And that's where that comes from.
01:27:24
Say, rabbit. Rabbit.
01:27:25
Every month.
01:27:27
Just say this is for Britain and North America is saying rabbit,
01:27:31
rabbit or white rabbit on the first day of every month ensures good luck.
01:27:34
Oh, first day of every month dates back to 600 B.C..
01:27:39
Oh, I want to
01:27:41
stubbornly avoid the rabbit even once.
01:27:44
And the rabbits were thought
01:27:45
to communicate with the spirits of the underworld.
01:27:47
Yeah, because they lived underground.
01:27:51
And humans were stupid back then.
01:27:52
Oh, wait, it. It doesn't say.
01:27:53
It doesn't say that, But Rabbit's foot is also popularly thought to bring good.
01:27:58
But apparently,
01:27:59
in order for it to be considered lucky, the foot has to be left behind.
01:28:02
And it's never lucky for the rabbit, isn't it?
01:28:07
Because there's a rabbit hopping around all fucked up without one foot, right?
01:28:10
I believe so, yes.
01:28:12
They don't always want to run away.
01:28:14
The chicken wings are such a popular item that rabbits feet were not a food item.
01:28:17
They were more of a collectible.
01:28:19
Oh, it is interesting.
01:28:21
I've had frog legs.
01:28:22
We don't like eating cute animals.
01:28:25
I But you're going to murder them for their feet.
01:28:29
No, I'm not.
01:28:32
I would like to think that their feet was an after thought.
01:28:35
This was going to murder them and not eat them and just take their feet.
01:28:38
That's. That's way better.
01:28:40
Well, let's ask for.
01:28:42
Yeah,
01:28:48
like most ancient things like to use all of the animal that they kill.
01:28:51
So I would assume that at some point the magical powers
01:28:54
like this content means of finding witches were associated with the rabbit's foot.
01:28:57
It was lucky it was the lucky kill.
01:29:00
Kill the witch.
01:29:01
That's why Rabbit's foot is lucky.
01:29:05
Okay,
01:29:07
Of course it's witches
01:29:12
where I lost my page.
01:29:14
Oh, I mean, speaking of images, those are superstitions as well.
01:29:20
Once you're done with this list, the Salem Witch trials and all that, that
01:29:24
were like, I. And I was. I was. I was.
01:29:27
I was looking that up and it was it
01:29:30
there were never they were never burned at the stake.
01:29:33
That was not the punishment shadow.
01:29:36
They were drowned and they were they were
01:29:39
they were more or less challenged.
01:29:42
Not one.
01:29:43
They were more or less challenged to prove that they were witches,
01:29:46
to get themselves out of calamity.
01:29:48
Right. Right.
01:29:49
And I don't think any of them succeeded.
01:29:57
I would say that number is probably zero.
01:29:59
Yeah.
01:30:01
Which is why they stopped. Which is why?
01:30:02
Which is we stop hunting for which is quite a long time ago.
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All the products out there is a small chance,
01:31:03
a very small chance that I could potentially get
01:31:06
my Glendale sponsor because
01:31:09
the podcast that Yeah, I don't know he will tell you
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honestly what his gimmick is when that with that sponsor is that
01:31:18
it doesn't matter if any any promo code
01:31:21
in the promo they don't want money.
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No but I
01:31:26
am certain connections I think I could you're just I do this for the fun.
01:31:30
Me too.
01:31:31
Wait, you have fun?
01:31:32
Yeah. Yeah, this is fun for me.
01:31:35
I learned stuff.
01:31:36
I. I actually have several.
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My pillows are actually a pretty good product I had.
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that's why
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Do you notice on all the commercials he has a cross necklace.
01:31:50
Cross your fingers is very religious.
01:31:53
He never enters a room with his left foot.
01:31:55
Yeah, that's the next one of these.
01:31:59
We went all over that.
01:32:01
Now you have a cross necklace
01:32:04
I always wear.
01:32:05
All right. Amen.
01:32:07
I mean, it's more of a more of a sentimental object, but
01:32:12
I used it to attract good women.
01:32:17
Yes, some women, I.
01:32:18
You don't meet many evil people that pray.
01:32:22
For instance,
01:32:24
you actually do have, you know, Satanists.
01:32:26
But technically saying this potentially could not be evil.
01:32:29
Satan is just misunderstood.
01:32:32
I don't need to list next week.
01:32:35
No, I'm.
01:32:36
But I feel like maybe I could be like he wasn't a he liberated humans.
01:32:40
It's he he was given a bad It's like Hitler.
01:32:44
He's got a bad reputation
01:32:47
percent.
01:32:47
His reputation precedes him.
01:32:50
He didn't really like murder or kill anyone.
01:32:51
He wasn't he He defied God is really what the problem was because he disagreed
01:32:57
with God, because God was being vengeful and Satan was kind of like it.
01:33:03
It foolishly, but doesn't.
01:33:05
Who is he goes back to?
01:33:07
Well, it ties back to the Garden of Eden.
01:33:09
And the aspect of the Garden of Eden to me
01:33:13
is more of a mythological type story about
01:33:18
Satan coaxed
01:33:24
Who is it evil to bite the apple?
01:33:26
And the whole thing was knowledge of verses.
01:33:29
So God wanted to keep humans
01:33:32
just dumb and not knowing of everything.
01:33:36
And Satan actually Lucifer, who was one of the
01:33:40
He was the fallen, but he was part of
01:33:43
an important
01:33:44
group of angels that helped God, which makes no sense.
01:33:48
The only thing that makes sense in that realm is that if you had a conglomeration
01:33:51
or some type of governmental authority where you do have a leader
01:33:55
and then several people that supersede that leader, that
01:33:58
carries out certain orders, I don't think religion would
01:34:01
or God would work that way,
01:34:04
which points me to extra US extraterrestrial beings
01:34:08
or former humans that evolved. But
01:34:13
Lucifer was pretty much liberating humans by giving them
01:34:17
the knowledge that God was preventing them from having which pissed got off.
01:34:22
Which is why Lucifer was kicked out and banished to Earth.
01:34:28
And there is plenty of stories
01:34:30
that are Christianity that kind of told the same tale.
01:34:34
And I always find the similarities in
01:34:38
things like that, especially
01:34:40
that old to be pretty profound because you're going to have
01:34:45
vast distances between these cultures and for them to do the same type of thing.
01:34:50
Gary mentioned it and the clip show that I the clip thing that I made
01:34:55
with structures being made similarly across
01:34:59
the globe that have been disconnected for millions of years.
01:35:03
So that either points to these being created
01:35:06
all the way back then or somehow back when, you know,
01:35:10
Pangea was still a thing where there was one central landmass
01:35:15
or you have a situation where there was some type of travel
01:35:19
that was happening, whether it'd be advanced or through
01:35:24
some type of advanced being that had advanced travel,
01:35:27
that could spread that same message or spread those same building techniques.
01:35:33
You Great story, bro.
01:35:35
Now, you had me at old, old stories.
01:35:39
I love mythology.
01:35:40
I like these similar things going on in different places, parts of the planet
01:35:45
ages ago when they didn't have the ability to communicate across vast distances.
01:35:50
It's intriguing.
01:35:52
So say that similarity a lot of times points to Orion,
01:35:55
which is mythology, but also potentially not
01:36:07
beautiful to look to follow up on that.
01:36:09
Yeah.
01:36:11
Oh yeah, Yeah.
01:36:12
That's what I do
01:36:14
know. I want to play the game because I.
01:36:16
I have to go, man.
01:36:17
What is it so late at night?
01:36:19
We've got to finish this list. Eating grapes, New Year's.
01:36:22
This list could go on forever, but then you get a leg up in the morning.
01:36:25
Fast forward noon listening for Awkward.
01:36:28
I'm going to be up at seven before seven.
01:36:30
I know. Don't step on. I'm telling you to go to bed.
01:36:32
I think. Don't step on a manhole. It's pretty obvious.
01:36:35
Yeah, Just in case. Don't trim your nails at night.
01:36:39
They grow more and more assault.
01:36:41
We did that, don't you, Gun?
01:36:42
We did that.
01:36:43
Don't jump over a child.
01:36:46
It's dangerous.
01:36:47
Could be dangerous.
01:36:48
Doing so will curse, but tends to be short. Yeah.
01:36:51
You know what?
01:36:52
Curses aren't real. But.
01:36:53
But don't mess babies on the lips.
01:36:56
Well, that that kind of goes without saying to Joe Biden.
01:36:59
Listen up.
01:37:02
No bananas on board, on ships, bananas.
01:37:05
Bad luck. Now it's a boat thing.
01:37:07
How do they get them here?
01:37:09
Thank you.
01:37:12
Got the mic.
01:37:13
Well,
01:37:15
hearing acorn stay forever young.
01:37:16
Well, now you tell me.
01:37:20
Don't let your purse touch the floor.
01:37:23
Pays for that.
01:37:25
Beware of unlucky animals.
01:37:28
I have to be where no crate
01:37:32
In addition to everything else I was doing.
01:37:34
Now I have to beware.
01:37:36
So the animals.
01:37:37
Bad luck can rub off on humans?
01:37:39
I don't know.
01:37:40
I don't know.
01:37:41
Some of the animals that they they weren't allowed to eat.
01:37:44
It was because they didn't know how to prepare it without killing themselves.
01:37:49
I guess they black cat, but they're eating it without preparing themselves.
01:37:53
Superstitions.
01:37:54
When it comes to religion.
01:37:55
Again, I'm going with pork and juice disliking pork.
01:38:00
It's just because it was swine.
01:38:02
They swam in their own shit all the time and it was just a disease mammal, blood.
01:38:06
It's filthy meat.
01:38:07
And if you don't cook it properly, you will die.
01:38:10
Same thing.
01:38:12
Same thing with homosexuality.
01:38:14
Yeah, it's filthy.
01:38:15
It's filthy meat.
01:38:16
Video game. Word of the day.
01:38:18
And be responsible
01:38:21
and give me a spin.
01:38:25
Wrong window.
01:38:26
Oh, I can't open it.
01:38:30
Dang Navot.
01:38:32
I thought my filthy gay
01:38:33
joke was going to get the part, but apparently no
01:38:36
way for
01:38:39
it's coming.
01:38:44
Immigration.
01:38:44
We are immigrants.
01:38:46
We aren't aboriginal.
01:38:51
Actually that I think immigration is making everything worse.
01:38:54
But I think that's not just to here.
01:38:56
I think the US, that's us going everywhere and I think I think
01:39:00
things are getting ugly.
01:39:01
What do you think, Joe?
01:39:04
I think that
01:39:06
controversial topic, but we actually stopped hearing less about
01:39:10
immigration in our country and on our news because they actually made it
01:39:16
very much okay for there to be millions of migrants
01:39:18
coming over monthly, which is absolutely absurd.
01:39:21
But when I was I was working for the while working with the Yuma
01:39:27
in Yuma, Arizona, at the border Patrol area there, which is quite interesting.
01:39:32
And they had one of their tent cities there.
01:39:34
And it was behind it was behind a fence and shit.
01:39:38
But that was around the time where the there was a 15 hour it was last summer
01:39:44
where there was like the 5000 migrants that were ready to cross the Rio Grande
01:39:47
that were going to come across the border and there was heavy police.
01:39:51
I drove around just for fun
01:39:55
and there was heavy police presence.
01:39:56
And even at some point there was a mexican across the border that I yelled,
01:39:59
Don't do it, because he looked like he was going to cross.
01:40:05
But I imagine the podcast and for
01:40:07
Charlie LEDUFF and the BBC News Hour,
01:40:11
he actually recently and he's done this before, but
01:40:13
he recently did it again where he went to Mexico and illegally crossed
01:40:17
with some migrants just to show how easy it is and how like
01:40:23
how bland it is, and also told some kind of
01:40:26
horrific stories of these people that there is children
01:40:30
that are crossing by themselves, which is completely ridiculous.
01:40:34
And it's it's they're seeking refuge,
01:40:38
but technically they're not seeking refuge from the worst place in the world.
01:40:42
But Mexico is pretty shitty. But yeah,
01:40:46
telling on to my border
01:40:47
patrol, It was funny because I was outside the gate
01:40:51
the one morning and my Guy was not coming to the gate to let me in yet.
01:40:55
And another vehicle rolls up
01:40:56
and like they are questioning me like why I'm sitting there and just at that right
01:41:01
time to do that rolled up and he goes, No, no, no, he's with me, he's cool.
01:41:05
And so I kind of like mentioned
01:41:07
once we got in, but the story how like they were going to question me
01:41:12
and the one dude who worked there was jokingly like,
01:41:14
Oh, just tell them you were seeking asylum and they'll let you right in.
01:41:18
And it was a joke, but it wasn't a joke because it's it's, it's, it's
01:41:22
our country is kind of a joke right now when it comes to our border policy.
01:41:27
Long way.
01:41:27
And then I enjoyed that long rant.
01:41:30
Have you seen the building supplies they have stacked up near the border?
01:41:34
I saw a picture. It might have been Photoshopped.
01:41:37
It might have been a different location.
01:41:38
But Trump's wall was or was in the process
01:41:42
actually getting delivery so we could start building Trump's wall.
01:41:45
And and I saw a picture of the supplies all stacked there on pallets.
01:41:50
But no one, of course doing anything.
01:41:51
They're selling it off now.
01:41:53
Oh that's how what they're doing. Yeah the pieces.
01:41:55
So I've been I've been to the 5863 rants three.
01:42:01
I won't do it next time.
01:42:02
So Laredo, Texas and also Yuma, Arizona, which are both border cities
01:42:07
along the Mexican border.
01:42:08
And just for fun,
01:42:09
I drove as close as I could to the border and you could see a fence in some areas.
01:42:15
A fence in that.
01:42:15
Some areas. Well, it's just so random.
01:42:17
But I was in upstate New York and I was looking at border because we
01:42:22
I think because we're from Michigan, we get so bland with our border shit where
01:42:27
there's only specific border crossings over there have all these different roads.
01:42:31
Like I'm looking at the map
01:42:33
and I'm like, okay, technically I get like illegally crossing to Canada
01:42:36
and it doesn't look like there's anyone
01:42:38
fully there that's going to do anything about it.
01:42:40
But that's the difference between upstate New York,
01:42:42
where it's a little bit bland and, you know, Detroit, Windsor
01:42:46
and, you know, Mexico, period, anywhere, Mexico.
01:42:50
But it is interesting to look at the dynamics of borders
01:42:53
and different areas that you are. But
01:42:57
oh, no,
01:42:59
it would be easy to sneak into Canada or the U.S.
01:43:03
from from the the North Pacific Northwest.
01:43:07
They had border crossings, but it looked like there was like farmland
01:43:11
that you could just kind of park off a road, stop, get out and just walk
01:43:16
right or even just drive.
01:43:17
You're like, I just don't think.
01:43:19
But that's that's what they claim is a lot of this
01:43:22
drug shit is actually now filtering through Canada
01:43:24
because it's easier to get over the border through Canada and Mexico.
01:43:27
Yeah. If doesn't drive it across the U.S.
01:43:31
We need a shout out to that now with George Floyd.
01:43:40
So. John Warnock.
01:43:42
Yeah. Passed away.
01:43:43
He helped invent PDF.
01:43:45
I just wanted to give a oh note to him.
01:43:49
Okay. He that every day.
01:43:50
That was superstition. Yeah.
01:43:54
I can't even spell PDF dying.
01:43:56
I mean, how long do you think he co-founded Adobe and just kind of
01:44:00
stepped away like a long time ago or you even he still had saying in the
01:44:05
I'd like to see he was an active participant in there
01:44:08
and I'm sure he took the money and ran.
01:44:12
I would take the money and run.
01:44:14
Unfortunately, I'm that type of person.
01:44:15
Founders, inventors and starters that companies get in the way of making
01:44:19
maximum profits so they get kick them out as soon as they can.
01:44:24
I mean, yes and no.
01:44:25
Steve Jobs kind of was kicked out by God, but
01:44:29
I mean Elon Musk, I mean, what do you think about all that?
01:44:31
You kick him to the curb early or, bottoming out.
01:44:35
I think he'll be assassinated.
01:44:39
What now?
01:44:42
You know what happens if he gets assassinated?
01:44:44
You know, suspect number one is it's just
01:44:47
I could make it come true.
01:44:50
I want to play. Yeah, I want to play.
01:44:52
You want to stay? No, I want to drive home.
01:44:54
I was hoping for three.
01:44:55
I I'm not sure how much longer I'd put it whining about it.
01:44:59
I put a four hour.
01:45:00
You want to rant about time?
01:45:02
Oh, sound a lot like that.
01:45:05
Everybody loves Raymond.
01:45:07
So do you.
01:45:08
Seven live viewers.
01:45:09
You're live in seven live viewers.
01:45:10
Disappointed as above. So below.
01:45:14
Where's the game?
01:45:16
As above. So below.
01:45:17
So you understand the issue with saying that, right.
01:45:23
I haven't heard anything in the stance that you exist.
01:45:26
And then that also coincides with Orion's belt.
01:45:28
You understand that right?
01:45:30
Oh, I was thinking more like galaxies look like solar systems look like atoms
01:45:36
all the way up.
01:45:36
Civilization comes from Orion's belt, which I didn't realize until saw it in
01:45:40
the video was watching
01:45:41
and they were talking about Orion's belt because they were talking
01:45:43
about all the cultures that are obsessed with Orion's belt.
01:45:45
And they claim that that's where we come from.
01:45:49
And that's that throughout history,
01:45:53
there's all kinds of shit.
01:45:54
There's several pyramids from different cultures
01:45:57
that are disconnected that all point to it.
01:46:00
But the other as well.
01:46:01
So Willow actually comes from Orion itself
01:46:07
because of the way that it's shaped.
01:46:08
It's whatever.
01:46:09
Whoever figured that out or thought of it, the atlanteans
01:46:13
or who the Australians called the Americans.
01:46:19
I've never been fully ingrained in the Atlantis
01:46:22
aspect, but I understand that it's because it was a thing I don't believe.
01:46:25
I don't sit there and go like, Oh my God, we got to find the lost city of Atlantis.
01:46:30
I don't.
01:46:31
I feel like it's important, but not like as important as other stuff.
01:46:35
I don't know.
01:46:36
Oh, cool.
01:46:37
Anyway, they have a they have a time they have a time frame.
01:46:41
And what did existed.
01:46:42
I feel like the mystery behind the Pyramids of Giza,
01:46:47
which we don't know, things that we can't fully date
01:46:50
or what intrigues me because I feel like they're older than we think.
01:46:54
Zinoviev versus Ryu
01:46:56
when so frickin you've got to get.
01:46:59
So Riley was kind of like one of my favorites.
01:47:02
Yeah. Oh, yeah, Yeah. My kick.
01:47:05
This is a rip off of writer, but kind of more like move.
01:47:11
I think they have the exact same.
01:47:15
They do it like
01:47:16
if you're a fishing out of the I.
01:47:19
When I was looking back on putting that together,
01:47:22
that clip show, I was embarrassed that your guys Mortal Kombat province.
01:47:25
Oh, my Lord. Oh,
01:47:27
well, I was holding back to see, you know,
01:47:30
I know I'm terrible at this, otherwise it would look like the
01:47:33
I can't even get home freaking fireball off if I don't take it easy.
01:47:37
It would look like that clash royal battle we had the other day.
01:47:40
Yeah, it's embarrassing over here.
01:47:43
I just keep.
01:47:44
Keep going down forward and punching whoever the fuck I am.
01:47:50
I know damn well you can just wiggle
01:47:52
the fucking controller board and just keep an eye towards you.
01:47:56
Half moon and be
01:48:00
back.
01:48:00
Half moon and be, I think.
01:48:01
Well, that's either that or reverse back half moon in a kick and they'll do that.
01:48:06
Works massively.
01:48:09
Kind of.
01:48:10
I have to let you know that's not fair.
01:48:12
That's what that's what he just said.
01:48:16
This guy grabs.
01:48:17
I think he
01:48:19
really wants you.
01:48:20
You're not getting a approval.
01:48:21
You got to do the pile.
01:48:22
Well, that was a devastating move.
01:48:24
You got to hold that shit for like 3 seconds. If.
01:48:28
Oh, nice one.
01:48:34
Oh, Oh, give me the fireball.
01:48:37
Already directed it. If you do, do you?
01:48:40
Nice.
01:48:49
I never really realized,
01:48:50
but this is a very it is a
01:48:53
there was a Japanese game, but it is very
01:48:58
worldly.
01:48:58
You know, you have one representative or more than one from each demographic,
01:49:04
but you don't really see you think they can make characters like this nowadays
01:49:08
where they'd be too stereotypical and people know this stuff.
01:49:10
I mean, technically, they technically still make street fighter games.
01:49:14
I haven't played one in a minute, but they create, you know, like
01:49:19
there's no
01:49:19
way Chun-Li Chun-Li, whatever how to pronounce it.
01:49:22
Chun the Asian and the female community, what is their shit?
01:49:26
So I don't know.
01:49:26
I know for sure.
01:49:29
I understand that, but I, I still pay attention to wrestling.
01:49:34
I was a fan of it as a kid.
01:49:37
Even their characters are a lot tamer, remember?
01:49:39
Well, whomever.
01:49:40
But they used to be ingrained in stereotypes.
01:49:43
But I feel like there's nothing wrong with that.
01:49:45
People have issues with that.
01:49:46
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
01:49:47
They had the one that was like a slave in a master
01:49:52
on the she.
01:49:53
None of that stuff would be allowed to.
01:49:54
They hide it.
01:49:58
I just don't see why that's such a big deal.
01:50:00
I don't know.
01:50:01
I don't either. But people do not like.
01:50:04
You have to watch it. If you don't like it, don't watch it.
01:50:06
There should be variety. Well, everything should be offered.
01:50:09
Stereotypes are what differentiates us.
01:50:12
So I feel like you need to embrace that versus run away from it.
01:50:16
Like that was a great
01:50:19
book. Yes.
01:50:20
Black Beaver.
01:50:21
Yeah.
01:50:21
Black people typically have larger noses and bigger lips.
01:50:25
White people typically, I don't know, are less athletic.
01:50:28
Asian people are smarter.
01:50:30
If breathing warmer, what
01:50:36
it's it's not even that great a difference.
01:50:40
We're all the same that we are when we are and I find
01:50:45
our differences very intriguing because I feel like we needed to be separated.
01:50:49
We need to be separated for much longer periods of time to differentiate
01:50:52
skin colors and then than what modern science claims
01:50:59
they do get dimmer in here.
01:51:01
Yeah, I'm just cutting something here. Oh, no, no, I like.
01:51:04
I like it.
01:51:05
We're supposed to dim down. It's closing time. You.
01:51:07
You cut the cheese.
01:51:08
Oh, I think Brady gave us our words of wisdom.
01:51:12
If your butt itches, you're going to wake up with a smelly hand finger.
01:51:16
You shouldn't it with your whole hand, Man. What are you doing?
01:51:19
I'm sleeping in b h and with your whole hand, it's not as effective.
01:51:22
You got easier.
01:51:24
All right, great. I'm sorry.
01:51:25
And you shouldn't it?
01:51:26
You should scratch some old donation itch.
01:51:32
How do you give?
01:51:33
What is it?
01:51:33
Your first week at the double sanding factory?
01:51:36
So let's us.
01:51:37
Let's get get a little feedback on what your experiences of our
01:51:40
how you feel in eight, eight, eight days in.
01:51:43
I like the schedule.
01:51:44
I like the the work environment.
01:51:46
I like the people.
01:51:47
So, no, we're good.
01:51:51
Nicole, who is training me,
01:51:54
follows this podcast.
01:51:59
Well, shout out to Nicole, who's training.
01:52:02
You should look.
01:52:04
She's real good.
01:52:06
Your request Third one down.
01:52:08
Where do you step off the lingo? 3000.
01:52:10
Yeah. Three.
01:52:11
You're fired.
01:52:14
Okay, Keep going.
01:52:15
Right.
01:52:16
Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm done. I'm done.
01:52:18
The word of the day is sombrero.
01:52:20
It's Mexican fur hat. Look it up.
01:52:23
What's your final thought on superstition?
01:52:28
Yeah, Give it a chance.
01:52:29
Give it a break.
01:52:30
Haha, not what you expected me to say.
01:52:35
Superstition is just happenstance.
01:52:38
It's too easy to debunk super.
01:52:41
I don't need to act
01:52:46
as above.
01:52:46
So below.