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Wanted to.
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Be. Where
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the fuck it began.
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I can't begin the fucking nowhere.
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But then I know it's coming on strong.
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And it was in the spring.
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And spring became the goddamn summer.
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Who believe these batshit rats
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would come along?
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You just counting
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you fingers?
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I'm screaming out.
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Don't do it!
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Answer me fucking round!
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Tell me.
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Oh, sweet, flat round fly.
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Bom bom bom bom.
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Good times never cease.
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So goddamn good.
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Love it.
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And lying to for you to believe.
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Ain't never fucking one I don't believe in anything.
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But not soon and ever.
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Monday, 10 p.m. eastern.
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And it all seems so piss poor I guess all the time
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we crown it for with garish flag dress.
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And when I rant.
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Hogwash.
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Bullshit flies off my shoulders.
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How can I rant when I'm glued to you?
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You've got two words
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for you my and words too.
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Oh well, I went out and
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grabbed some fucking branch.
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And you, you oh sweet flesh dress love.
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Wake up to all the times never seem
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so goddamn good
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I've been in flight
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from bom bom bom to believe me.
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Never fucking one as above, so below.
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Sweet above the sun soaked
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I've never seen so goddamn good.
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Sweet flat dress.
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Love us up I believe that never.
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Sweet flat dress.
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Love. Thump thump thump thump thump.
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Goddamn fucking show.
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Let's go.
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La la la la I feel better.
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Oh, my God, I love la.
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La la la la la la la
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la la la la la.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not
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experts, doctors, lawyers, therapists,
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or even particularly adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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This is a late show. It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from HR will be hearing about this.
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By the way. Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed
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in front of a live studio audience.
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The time is now.
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10:01 p.m..
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Of course, triangles do it because.
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I just just a little.
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Gotta give them that hook.
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Put it on that thing.
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You get me
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the lip smacking good time, Nonstop.
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Because.
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Because.
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Listen.
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Gotta take.
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I ain't no.
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Hey, who's got two thumbs but only one thumbnail
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and up.
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Little dog in a podcast.
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This guy better known as me.
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Hi, I'm Derek, and welcome
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to Fladge Rants Live today.
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Finally, a topic I'm qualified
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to talk about me.
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Now, normally I'm just the poster boy
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for the Dunning-Kruger effect because I know just enough
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to think I know everything
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without being right about any of it.
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So let's do what we do on every show
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and talk exactly about what I want to talk about.
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Go me, go me.
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So, those things include,
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but not limited to one punch man,
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just golf.
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Lately I've been getting into baking and,
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and of course, lawn maintenance.
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I love chicken attacks and sandwiches.
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My hot,
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Mandela, my my pet conspiracy theory.
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A foil header is the Mandela Effect,
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which is also m e.
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So let's go through a few of those right now.
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Ed McMahon
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was the one thing,
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Mount Rushmore where they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just, oh, there's a four.
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Okay.
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Well, we'll we'll narrow my list down.
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I like to include on my list of Mandela effects.
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Things that I remember or misremember or,
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it's hard to talk about the Mandela Effect without sounding
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bonkers. Hi.
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But I don't like to include the ones that I don't remember
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because it just serves to muddy the waters.
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Stick around.
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I don't know where it went.
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Okay.
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And I don't want to muddy the waters.
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Oh, no.
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He's back there.
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But we need Muddy Waters bumper.
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There has not been one marked up on tonight's show.
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That's on me. That's my fault. Normally, I.
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When I want something early in the show, I warn him.
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And I didn't this time so that that's on me
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in the timeline that I am from.
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Ed McMahon was part of Publisher's Clearing House.
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That's not true of this reality.
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I've got a few ones that,
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Mandela effects that.
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The deal with cars in the automotive industry.
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One is, written on the bottom of every side view mirror.
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In my childhood, I remember reading it off
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as objects in mirror
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may be closer than they appear,
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because I remember thinking, why isn't it the word?
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Maybe it's made space be.
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That's not what any side view mirrors have ever said.
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They say objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
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But that is not how I remember it.
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The other
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ones, have more to do with the logo.
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The,
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not the hood ornament, but the like the emblem on the the grille.
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Now, there some people say the curlicue that crosses the F and Ford
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is not part of Henry Ford's signature, so it doesn't belong there.
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I don't remember being otherwise.
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Same with the Coca Cola script.
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So, I skipped those because I can't I can't pin that down.
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But what I don't remember or what I do remember
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is Volvo being in a circle, and that's it.
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The, the male symbol arrow,
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wasn't part of it
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throughout my childhood and into my 20s until just recently,
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that arrow was added to the Volvo emblem.
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Also the Volkswagen emblem.
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I remember being connected like the VW.
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We're together, and,
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solid.
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You know,
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you could just trace it.
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There was no there were no brakes.
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Now there's a line in between the V and the W in the middle.
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And that's that's not the way I recall.
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Sally Field's acceptance speech.
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This comes up,
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You do some fact checking?
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If you wish.
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I've seen someone look it up and,
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apparently all the questions and answers in jeopardy are available online.
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And this Sally Field's acceptance speech, has come up a couple times,
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and the quote was different in two different episodes of jeopardy!
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Before and after the Mandela Effect.
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But right now, it says,
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right now you like me,
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and I remember you love me.
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You really love me. So, like
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or love right now or really,
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that's a big change.
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Interesting, because Sally fields has the Sally field
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singular as another Mandela effect.
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And I just mentioned it.
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No, s at the back at the end of her name.
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Also, she's married to a scientist from CERN
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who is generally blamed for the Mandela Effect.
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The thinker statue is a big one for me.
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Pikachu's tale I remember being black.
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The black Tom attack.
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I don't remember being taught in history.
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Dolly in Moonraker is the Duplo set of the film.
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Had braces.
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First time I watched it and it only makes sense if she does.
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And, there's a lot of residuals for that.
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If you brand names spelled differently
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in my reality, Skechers doesn't have a T anymore.
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Febreeze dropped any and Oxiclean,
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which is uses oxygen to make the tween the guy with the beard who died.
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Used to advertise it.
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Oh. That's why clean.
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It's all. It's I now.
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Through the loom.
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Cornucopia. That's a big one for me.
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C-3po, silver leg.
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Sinbad in the movie.
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Shazam! Never existed.
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Smokey Bear or Smokey the Bear.
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How many people were in the JFK motorcade?
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Who shot in the car?
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I remember there being four people.
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Now there are six.
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In the Bible.
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Isaiah 11 six
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and now says, the wolf shall lay down with the lamb.
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I remember that being a lion,
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not a wolf.
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I like history.
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I love mythology,
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but I am obsessed with pre-history.
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And I also like the challenge of coming up
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with a new thing to talk about every week.
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I've got a couple for you.
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Going to come?
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Homo sapiens.
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Homo sapiens. Sapiens.
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Modern humans have been around for 200,000 years.
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Give or take.
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We didn't rise to the
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top to last 70,000 years or so.
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We're using round numbers here
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because we're soft. We're.
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We don't have
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talons or claws.
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I don't even have a thumbnail.
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We don't have fangs.
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We don't have barbs.
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We don't have feathers or wings or,
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or even fur.
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We just have our enormous brains.
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But other creatures
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have fairly sizable brains.
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Have means of communication.
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Teach their offspring how to survive.
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I have pinpointed
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the one thing that separates us.
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When they teach their offspring how to say, for example,
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you can teach a monkey how to, fish with a spear just by showing them.
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Monkey see? Monkey do.
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And that's how
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animals learn by seeing things and doing it.
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Performing the same task.
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What humans can seem to do that.
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Animals.
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Other animals don't seem to be able to do is consumption.
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Conceptualize.
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Now we all have a model in our brain of what the world is
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and the, our
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survival may or may not depend on
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the accuracy of this model.
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But we're the one species,
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I think that I've seen that I that I understand can
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take a step back from that and look and compare
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what the model is as compared to the reality.
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We've we've come up with ways to measure and,
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and and ascertain whether what we as have determined
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the truth, whether or not it is the truth.
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We so we can imagine things
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that don't even exist.
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And that that imagination
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that is, is what separated us.
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And we in the last 70,000 years.
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So less than half the time we've been around,
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we have dominated this planet
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and we've we've done
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our fair share of damage and then some.
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But I think that is the one thing that that,
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allowed us to rise to the top.
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Instead of just mimicking
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good practices, we can build on a
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and it accelerates our advancement.
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My other thing I wanted to talk about, because me,
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I like to wrestle with
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existential questions.
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And this one I call the problem
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of heavenly grief or sadness.
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Okay. So
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say you're someone is going to heaven.
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You could probably think of a person or two
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that you know,
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care about, even love
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that won't make the cut.
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The separation from them in heaven.
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Wouldn't that make you sad?
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Wouldn't just knowing that people are suffering
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or being separated from your heavenly realm.
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Give you some grief?
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Wouldn't just the knowledge
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that that that's going on
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while you're enjoying,
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whatever it is that's going on?
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Give you at least a moment of pause now.
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Doctor?
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Doctor. William Lane Craig.
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I say doctor twice because he has two doctorates.
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He's, a a public intellect and, the world's
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preeminent apologist.
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He says that God would
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shield you from that knowledge.
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And I'm going to have to have a problem with that, too,
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because.
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Are we collection of memories?
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I mean, that's that's one of the things we could,
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like,
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determine that, that that makes us unique.
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That our collection of memories is unique to us.
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And if you're
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shielded from those memories of people that you love,
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that you were separated from in your heavenly grief
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state.
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Then,
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that's not truly you.
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Roll the clip, Brady.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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You know, clip.
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Brady.
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The conclusions you are reaching.
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It's really not over.
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It goes on for another fact.
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Yeah. Well, that's all I wanted. As above.
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So below.
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This is Ed McMahon,
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I will personally award this giant prize.
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Be sure it's from American family.
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It could make you a millionaire.
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Be sure it's from American Family Week.
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Be sure it's from American family.
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Be sure it's from member.
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Seems like that
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one is pretty easily explained well enough.
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It's so good that.
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It's me.
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Was that everybody just given up yet?
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No. Give me the banana explanation.
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Oh, yeah, I got that.
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Give it up.
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No, there's no other than drama
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queen. Got it? Okay.
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I was wrong about me.
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Behold the atheist's nightmare.
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Now, if you study a well-made banana, you'll find on the far side.
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Well-made banana on the close.
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To hope to riches.
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If you get your hand ready to grip a banana, you'll find on the far side
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there are three grooves on the close side. Two grooves.
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The banana and the hand are perfectly match.
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It's going on.
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You'll find the maker of the banana.
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Almighty God is good and non-slip surface.
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He spent way too much time analyzing the early yellow
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black.
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It's not really a banana, is it?
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Now, if you go to the top of the banana,
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you'll find, as with a soda can, make us a place to test.
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So God has placed a tab at the top.
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Hold on. He's up.
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He's opening his backwards.
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Yeah, he's opening on the wrong side when you're pulling tab.
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Because you know how that works. Good. And it's a program.
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You'll find a wrapper which is biodegradable, has perforations.
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So he's doing it correctly.
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No, it's the wrong. He opened the wrong end.
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This has a point.
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He didn't even see. Dangling rainbows.
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Fucking other fingers. Oh, boy.
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You can.
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I was going to tell me that blood is blue.
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Just the right shape of the human.
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Oh, actually. Really?
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Jaws, right.
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If you hold the banana up, and the tab that he's
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talking about is pointed up, you've got you're holding it correctly.
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If no, you know, the other end up, then it's upside down.
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And that's the way
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you're supposed to open it.
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Apparently I refuse to do that.
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But you know, I know
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I use the pull tab.
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I keep the stem.
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But this doofus is right.
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God made the perfect fruit.
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And then 40 years of from the bug.
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Got the perfect fruit.
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And then man bastardized it and made it
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the banana that.
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Oh, sorry.
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I thought you were taking that a different
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angle there when you were talking about God made fruits.
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Oh, yeah.
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No, no. But heavy, right?
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Okay. Let's see, let's see.
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The crowning ultimate isn't that much I don't know.
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I don't know, you should.
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You would know more than me that you're a brewery.
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No, but supposedly the banana is no juice.
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Humans never got involved with the banana.
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Banana would be like this. Like,
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it's like barely a thing.
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It's like barely like a
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it's not a real.
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It's like, well, shitty thing.
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The banana is also one of the number one.
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That's a that's for a different story.
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Okay.
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This is the proper way to open a banana.
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Okay.
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Exclusively here on fly D'Angelo.
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I learned how to.
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From the bottom, not the top.
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If you want to Mushi is you try and crack it open.
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It's true.
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Pinch it
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and peel it down in sections.
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Just like that.
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And that's our quick win on how to peel a banana upside down.
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All right. Right here.
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This right here is the different.
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And they you know where they learned that
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from second graders.
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Having special birthday song songs. Hey, you.
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Yeah, I know I was.
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I find that when he fucking mentioned.
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Oh, I had him in the can't we gotta, we gotta, we really gotta.
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Why won't my mouse click on what the fuck I wanted to click?
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Oh, because I was, because I only had one button.
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And you're a fucking mouse.
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No, because I can't use my apple mouse.
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Because people yell at me about the being too loud, but they want to
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then tune to the microphone.
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So people with me, I don't know
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what kind of a mouse was a banana would be like.
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And the one on the right see, the one on the left is God's banana.
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Yes, that's what I was trying to say.
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It was one of the first genetically engineered on the right
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corner.
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Here's a corner, here's a corner.
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The same exact way
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everything has been
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not genetically modified in the way that we're thinking, with crisper cracker
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or whatever, but with selective breeding cracker kind of fucking racist.
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I don't know what went right there.
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I don't know what you want right there either.
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I think I was code switching.
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Oh it's dark redraw.
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Is you doing code coding?
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Coding just to prove that
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I knew that Emmy was going to be about, the Mandela Effect.
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You you caught up with the way
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I tried to sneak by you, and you caught it, like Wednesday.
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I have my count, too.
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I have my Captain Crunch right here, captain.
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Now it's always be captain.
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I don't mention it.
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Oh, hold on, Mr. Atheist.
00:27:40
Just because it's always been captain for you,
00:27:42
you can't just count the people on the other timeline who it was.
00:27:44
Captain, it's.
00:27:45
There isn't just some and some are and some aren't.
00:27:47
You're just associated with some like you.
00:27:49
I believe you said in the monologue,
00:27:51
personally, in some you are not like the oh no, no.
00:27:54
And those, those muddying the waters.
00:27:57
And by talking about these, you're totally spoiling
00:27:59
the quiz that we're going to have later.
00:28:01
Okay, a little bit of a game show.
00:28:02
As long as it works, fuck.
00:28:04
As long as you guys can log on and it should work, it should work.
00:28:07
It's I got a good plan. I didn't give away the answer.
00:28:09
Oh some, some of them I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:11
The one that really gets me though personally and I mean I ran to my freaking
00:28:15
toybox, pulled it out, went what the fuck was this.
00:28:17
The threepio silver.
00:28:19
The silver like leg that one. Really, truly.
00:28:22
Because the explanation was, well, you saw it in such low resolution
00:28:26
that you never noticed it was silver.
00:28:27
But I played with that thing way more than I care to admit, till I was
00:28:30
probably 20 years old,
00:28:33
even after I stopped when I was in college, in photography school.
00:28:36
And I would use the the characters to make scenes.
00:28:40
Not porno, not porn dressed. Stop.
00:28:43
I would make like scenes with the figures, you know, take a picture
00:28:46
and tell little storyboard stories with it. For my photography.
00:28:48
Oh, we need a subject. Yeah.
00:28:51
Not defined. Make sense?
00:28:53
You know. Yeah, but.
00:28:54
But then later on, over on your toy.
00:28:58
So. Yeah.
00:28:58
So I'm like, there's no way
00:29:02
I'm going to go dig into one of my bins.
00:29:04
I'm going to go dig out.
00:29:05
I actually have the Star Wars collectible action figure
00:29:09
box, you know, to store them in.
00:29:13
And I pull that fucker out, dude.
00:29:14
And it was it's not just like I thought, all right,
00:29:16
well, maybe if it's not the resolution, then I didn't notice playing with the toy.
00:29:19
Maybe it's just so off colored that I never even considered.
00:29:22
I just thought it was a faded toy with a bad print or bad coloring.
00:29:26
But when I pulled that thing out in that half, the leg was just gleaming.
00:29:29
Silver blew my mind.
00:29:31
That's the only one color I have explained to every other one away easily.
00:29:35
Like the Ed McMahon one that easily.
00:29:37
But the toy one and I mean, obviously I'm misremembering, but.
00:29:42
Or there's a timeline rift.
00:29:43
One of those two things is happening.
00:29:45
Yeah, but that leg is bright silver.
00:29:48
There's a lot the movie ones
00:29:50
that I don't subscribe to because there are really tanks.
00:29:54
How would they change it in my toys that I, I mean, my,
00:29:57
my parents bought that probably when I was 7 or 8 years old,
00:30:00
because that's all was when Star Wars came out.
00:30:03
I that cardboard thing through it and I played the shit out of it.
00:30:06
So it's not like brand New and somebody swiped it.
00:30:09
How did they change the printed word on the page in the NIV
00:30:12
Bible that I've had since I was eight years old,
00:30:15
the word that's typed
00:30:17
in ink on the page of the Bible that I read, that
00:30:21
it said, For the Lord's Prayer shall lay down with the lamb.
00:30:25
And now if there's wolf,
00:30:28
I think that because that's the way the older versions that weren't
00:30:31
translated to the new versions were
00:30:34
just like I've heard people say, the Lord's Prayer now
00:30:36
says debtors and debtors debt against us instead of trespass
00:30:39
and trespass against us.
00:30:41
And they swear that there.
00:30:42
But I mean, that's obvious.
00:30:44
The older translation said trespass is a new way, saying that.
00:30:49
Yeah, those I mean, those are so easily explained.
00:30:52
Most of them. Oh, okay.
00:30:53
The last book of the Bible is called.
00:30:58
Revelation.
00:31:00
No, no, you're you're right.
00:31:03
But in this timeline, it's singular.
00:31:07
And and the opening sentence of the Bible,
00:31:12
in the beginning, God created the heaven monologue.
00:31:16
I'll just say it.
00:31:17
And the earth and the earth.
00:31:19
But it said heaven.
00:31:20
And, it said it as a singular.
00:31:26
That would be awesome.
00:31:27
Remember when it said in the beginning, as above, so below.
00:31:31
And then I have to shut off my phone?
00:31:34
I mean, there's so much content out there.
00:31:35
You can't just chalk that up as a misremembering.
00:31:39
You can. But then the show's over.
00:31:41
So are you prepared to do that?
00:31:43
Oh yeah. How can it be kind of.
00:31:45
We've got nothing to talk about.
00:31:47
I'm sorry.
00:31:47
Know, literally that was my argument for the whole thing.
00:31:49
I'm like, I can't you can't.
00:31:50
We can't we can't do that. We gotta we file it.
00:31:52
At least we have it.
00:31:54
So here's here's another one. Go ahead.
00:31:55
Oh, it's really the only thing with them would be the mass.
00:31:58
Misremembering is the problem, especially when the details are explained.
00:32:03
Not identical, but very similar, often very similar.
00:32:06
Here's the one that that throws me is the A-Team. Van.
00:32:10
Oh, the gray on top.
00:32:12
It was all black.
00:32:14
Yeah.
00:32:14
So you give you give credence to this, Gary.
00:32:16
The fact that people might be misremembering.
00:32:19
Absolutely. Yes.
00:32:20
Something that changed.
00:32:22
Oh, I've got a good example of that.
00:32:24
Jif peanut butter choosy M&Ms. Choose Jif.
00:32:27
It's been the slogan since 1976.
00:32:31
See, I would just be part of the
00:32:37
I think it's, it's, Skippy.
00:32:40
They get it confused with Skippy. Skippy?
00:32:42
That that might be it, but there's nothing fancy about peanut butter.
00:32:45
If anything, we've seen lower.
00:32:50
What about the.
00:32:53
I think it makes the dog operate faster.
00:32:55
Dog doing what? The dog.
00:32:56
Oh. Here. Lord. Yeah, it was the dog,
00:33:02
He's in the dark.
00:33:04
He's got money. Night football.
00:33:06
Yeah, that's.
00:33:06
That's something YouTube loves that he's.
00:33:08
That is. He's got a travel deal, though.
00:33:10
I know what's going on here. Right.
00:33:12
I love my Greendale. The.
00:33:13
You said football.
00:33:15
Oh, no.
00:33:16
We suck again.
00:33:19
No, I choose I chose Philly.
00:33:20
I picked Philly to win that game.
00:33:23
That was a schedule loss.
00:33:24
The only thing that matters in this game
00:33:26
behind you that I'm much paying attention for.
00:33:28
Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:30
Number one on the Oakland Raiders needs to accumulate
00:33:33
12.85 fantasy points.
00:33:36
Interesting.
00:33:38
Oh for me to lose. Yep.
00:33:41
Haha I win.
00:33:44
Well there's still time.
00:33:46
Oh yeah. It's possible.
00:33:47
So you're saying there's a chance 1%.
00:33:51
Oh, dear.
00:33:53
Yeah, that's not real good.
00:33:54
So going back to the Randall effect.
00:33:56
Yes. You give credence to this idea
00:34:00
because of the massive amount of people that report something similar.
00:34:03
Right.
00:34:04
Well, yeah.
00:34:05
Yeah, but you sound like you're slightly reluctant to agree to that
00:34:10
a no no, no, I, I disagree wholeheartedly.
00:34:13
Don't give a fuck about other people so heartedly.
00:34:15
And, and consensus does not mean consensus.
00:34:19
Opinion does not make the truth.
00:34:21
But there is a says the atheist.
00:34:24
Good. Yeah.
00:34:25
I go going that's where I was going, right, right, right.
00:34:29
The yeah, the
00:34:30
truth is not by consensus opinion.
00:34:33
However, it does lend stronger credence.
00:34:39
Interesting.
00:34:40
I would think it was all hogwash, except for my personal experience
00:34:42
with my little toy. Right.
00:34:45
No. You you you got me off the black Tom butt plug.
00:34:49
Attack you, I call it,
00:34:52
the C-3po thing, is is a good one.
00:34:56
The explanation I heard was because he was in
00:35:00
tattooing at the opening, and the the glare from the sand,
00:35:06
that.
00:35:06
That's actually a pretty good explanation.
00:35:08
But your two of you are.
00:35:11
What?
00:35:13
Yeah. You.
00:35:15
Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
00:35:17
So you're being something entertaining other on, I actually watched a whole,
00:35:23
like, 20 minute video
00:35:26
on the Dolly Moonraker bracelet thing.
00:35:30
Yeah, that's what I'm.
00:35:31
That's a
00:35:33
I'm not that I agree with that one.
00:35:35
That blows my mind too.
00:35:36
But it's not as personal, so I just chalk it up as.
00:35:39
But for you to see every single double of seven movies.
00:35:44
My mom was not thrilled about it because they were rated R, and I was,
00:35:49
1978.
00:35:50
I would have been five years old.
00:35:53
So my remarks don't feel like you had the movie.
00:35:56
You watched it once in a movie theater, like you're not in depth.
00:36:00
It's not his, not his memories, not what we're relying on with the
00:36:03
with the jaws one.
00:36:04
It's the fact that they had the connection.
00:36:07
Why would they have a moment if she was just a little girl, if she didn't exist?
00:36:10
Just so you know, in jaws, Moonraker, the Quentin at the criminal
00:36:14
was the bad guy.
00:36:15
It had metal teeth. Jaws. Yeah.
00:36:18
About the jaws. Had metal teeth.
00:36:19
He wasn't a shark, you know.
00:36:21
I could see it in your eyes.
00:36:23
He had no idea what the fuck we were talking about.
00:36:24
Yeah, jaws had metal
00:36:27
smiles.
00:36:28
Mandela effect.
00:36:29
Yeah. She smiles.
00:36:30
She's the face
00:36:33
of a boat.
00:36:34
So listen again. Listen again.
00:36:36
Now to to Gary with the story.
00:36:37
Moonraker would be a great name for a boat.
00:36:40
Yeah, maybe. Why?
00:36:43
I'm just saying.
00:36:46
You continue.
00:36:46
She's got incredible cleavage.
00:36:51
The little girls.
00:36:52
Yes, yes, the little girl.
00:36:55
So we do have a story. We do.
00:36:57
We do have a little bit of, an exposed story.
00:37:01
We're going to open on Rumble.
00:37:03
We're going to bust open Pinterest in a possible pedo ring.
00:37:06
We're going to bust.
00:37:07
And, no, I'm not going to. It's disgusting.
00:37:10
We just did. That shouldn't be. And we need to expose it.
00:37:12
I was yeah, I was trying to fit in my my pedo Jeffrey Epstein joke.
00:37:17
I'm like, I'm a poor man's Jeffrey Epstein,
00:37:20
but I couldn't fit it into the monologue.
00:37:22
So sorry about that.
00:37:23
But when you said I thought you were going somewhere else with that,
00:37:27
I because they're so young, you know, it wouldn't fit in, right?
00:37:30
I've been I've been fill in with some, Epstein.
00:37:33
Epstein, Epstein stuff on Sora trying to,
00:37:37
get to get the, second the Rumble disclaimer finish.
00:37:40
And I have yet to do that because I'm not paying for it.
00:37:43
They give you actually a decent amount of free credits every day.
00:37:45
It's quite impressive, in my opinion.
00:37:48
Oh, but, did you see South Park this week?
00:37:51
They nailed into.
00:37:52
Sorry, I heard about it.
00:37:53
They saw our show up.
00:37:55
I didn't they saw our interaction
00:37:57
with the penises and everything and went, we need to address this immediately.
00:38:01
Yeah, interesting.
00:38:02
Maybe I didn't say we can.
00:38:03
We make the news every week.
00:38:05
We can do it on Rumble. We can rumble it out. Yeah,
00:38:09
yeah, well, we still shouldn't blatantly.
00:38:11
I mean, I guess we're going to react to it, so that's fine.
00:38:13
Yeah, exactly. We're talking about it. What's wrong with that?
00:38:15
You're allowed to do that.
00:38:17
You are.
00:38:18
So here's we're going to keep going with the Mandela play.
00:38:20
I actually saw the yeah.
00:38:21
So the racist thing just to be clear, the jaws with braces.
00:38:24
The bad guy looks down at this little girl
00:38:27
who clearly had braces when she's like, she looks I don't remember this.
00:38:31
This is my this is my remembering the scene.
00:38:33
I don't know if it's exact,
00:38:33
but she's clearly, like, nervous because he's a giant man.
00:38:36
And when he smiles
00:38:37
and she sees that he has braces, she smiles too, showing her braces.
00:38:41
And they had this huge connection moment.
00:38:43
Now when you watch the movie, she just smiles.
00:38:45
She has no braces since the scene makes no sense.
00:38:49
Do they see no connection?
00:38:51
They they could have edited out, but then people swear they go
00:38:53
pull out their VCR from, you know, 1990, whatever.
00:38:57
And that's been changed to like, how would they have edited it?
00:39:01
I guess they could have edited it before the release,
00:39:03
but no, no, I never.
00:39:06
So here's the thing is, if they did edit it out when I watched it
00:39:09
repeating on HBO because I probably seen that movie three two, dude, I swear
00:39:13
five times I see I saw this version of it where they had like guns in this segment
00:39:19
and like today's version, I watch and there's like walkie talkies and stuff.
00:39:22
It's weird, I don't know.
00:39:23
Right.
00:39:24
Well, that's easily you can find the you can find the documentation
00:39:27
where they edited it, edited it, edited it.
00:39:31
Right. It's hard to say.
00:39:33
So yeah, it's hard to say, which is.
00:39:35
Yeah, but the braces, you're saying the scene makes no sense.
00:39:39
There's no logical reason. Why would they?
00:39:41
That braces are not guns, you know, they're not a threat to the film.
00:39:45
The big subplot. I mean, it was a great
00:39:48
she ended up being the girlfriend.
00:39:51
They interviewed the person that wrote it and she
00:39:54
and he basically says, oh, wow, that would have been so much better.
00:39:57
Yeah.
00:39:58
What were we even thinking?
00:40:02
Well, and you can reassure him that in one timeline,
00:40:04
he actually did write that because I was there.
00:40:07
I saw all the story.
00:40:08
What if what if other people are saying that changed timelines?
00:40:12
With what? Tripping balls?
00:40:14
Yeah. What have ball trips allowed you to. Yeah.
00:40:16
Any variations?
00:40:17
I think any shake in the vibration could cause you to jump track, so to speak.
00:40:21
Oh, okay.
00:40:22
Yeah, I mean I don't, I don't, I don't believe it exists at all.
00:40:25
But saying that it exists. Yeah.
00:40:27
Yeah, I think so.
00:40:28
Things could change. So what say you what, like
00:40:32
I think what you said earlier.
00:40:33
I could just think about it.
00:40:34
I can just and change to a different timeline.
00:40:37
I'm a rabbit now. Could you.
00:40:38
You all have to call me a rabbit. You can be.
00:40:40
I'm be rabbit.
00:40:43
Is that everything?
00:40:44
I imagine
00:40:46
that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice
00:40:50
tumbling down the rabbit hole.
00:40:52
Down the rabbit hole, down the rabbit.
00:40:56
But all.
00:41:01
Because I love me, oh, me.
00:41:04
Yeah.
00:41:05
Thanks. Yeah, I love me some. Me.
00:41:08
Did you have anything to follow that or.
00:41:10
You just wanted to play the clip?
00:41:12
Because you mentioned rabbit.
00:41:14
I got you. Okay.
00:41:15
Is it an older man?
00:41:16
We were thought we were going down.
00:41:17
His whole formation has. No.
00:41:18
I mean, we were already on a little music.
00:41:20
Isaac Mandela effect
00:41:21
I'm talking about for the first time, because it finally made sense to me
00:41:24
recently got brought back up and it was more fully explained to look into it.
00:41:27
Apparently our place in the universe has moved.
00:41:30
Moved from the Sagittarius arm of the Milky Way galaxy to the Orion
00:41:34
arm of the Milky Way.
00:41:35
Guess what? I got new ones. What does this mean?
00:41:37
Well, apparently our solar system's location has moved
00:41:40
from the far outer edge to the middle of the Milky Way galaxy.
00:41:43
What evidence do I have of this?
00:41:45
Well, let's take a listen to one of the greatest scientific minds of his time,
00:41:48
Carl Sagan. Yeah, for the record, this is.
00:41:51
This is.
00:41:51
Gary's got one of Gary's galaxies also rotate around
00:41:56
the solar system.
00:41:59
Or the solar system rotates around the galaxy.
00:42:01
Yeah.
00:42:02
You walked away.
00:42:02
He said our solar system is in this position, in this galaxy,
00:42:06
but now it's in a different position in the same galaxy.
00:42:09
Yeah, because it moves.
00:42:12
Does it?
00:42:13
It rotates around it. Yeah. It rotates.
00:42:16
May I suggest if we did move to a different spot that our stars in the sky
00:42:20
would then change dramatically, this collection of shit.
00:42:23
Wait. No address? My.
00:42:25
That's my concern. Yes.
00:42:26
If we were here, if we were here in space, and then suddenly we were here,
00:42:30
our sky would look completely different.
00:42:33
Unless every star moved
00:42:34
at the exact perspective like one of those you don't realize angular art.
00:42:38
If the star is that far away, the stars that far away, the the you're changing.
00:42:43
It'd be like me moving from here
00:42:46
to being right here.
00:42:47
Like, is it really that big of a perspective change?
00:42:49
You can still see me.
00:42:50
Yeah.
00:42:51
You just I change, I retract my stance because you're.
00:42:54
You're not thinking about it in a universe how far the next star away
00:42:58
is as opposed to just if we moved in the solar system,
00:43:02
then we at least, at the very least, we would be acting different around.
00:43:07
I don't know, maybe I don't know,
00:43:10
let's just say that we feel the Milky Way galaxy on it.
00:43:14
It would look like that picture.
00:43:16
And if we did look down the Milky Way galaxy, where with the sun
00:43:19
and nearby stars be, would it be in the center where things look important?
00:43:25
Or at least so that's not our sun in the middle?
00:43:27
No, our sun is the center of our solar system, not the galaxy.
00:43:30
Right to be.
00:43:31
I'm being honest, in the countryside of the galaxy.
00:43:34
Well, he's he's setting in place all the stars you could see.
00:43:37
It would be a little, little place like that.
00:43:40
One of the most well known and respected space enthusiast, Carl Sagan,
00:43:43
even taught us this fact.
00:43:44
But those teachings are now incorrect.
00:43:47
I don't mean things changed.
00:43:48
I mean, we have never apparently existed in the Sagittarius arm of the Milky
00:43:52
Way galaxy.
00:43:53
This next piece of evidence is even more glowing.
00:43:56
NASA's new website now says that we he's going to tell us right
00:43:59
arm of the Milky Way,
00:44:00
but as it loose discovered using the Internet Archive Wayback
00:44:03
Machine, NASA used to say that we lived in the Sagittarius arm of the Milky Way.
00:44:08
So NASA said one thing the same as Carl Sagan,
00:44:11
and now it says something else.
00:44:13
But there's no other.
00:44:14
There's no correction.
00:44:15
There's no hey, we got it wrong.
00:44:17
Hey. Something changed. Nothing.
00:44:19
All I can say is that's really fascinating.
00:44:21
Why would both NASA,
00:44:22
Carl Sagan, and now even Neil deGrasse Tyson say the wrong thing?
00:44:26
Here's a clip of Neil deGrasse Tyson being playful and claiming
00:44:29
that we live on the Sagittarius arm of the Milky Way galaxy.
00:44:35
Welcome back to our call
00:44:37
from star Manhattan, New York City, North America.
00:44:41
He does drugs on the Western Hemisphere, Earth,
00:44:45
solar system,
00:44:48
Sagittarius, arm,
00:44:51
Milky Way galaxy.
00:44:52
Weird, right? Weird.
00:44:53
Now let me be clear. I'm not saying our solar system.
00:44:55
Magically, I was unaware of either one of these two. Another.
00:44:57
I don't know where stars and their alignments
00:44:59
would have all changed if that was the case,
00:45:01
but I am saying that humanity's brightest space loving minds
00:45:04
all used to say we existed in one place which we now do not.
00:45:07
And as far as I can find, there have been no corrections or retractions.
00:45:12
There's a correction there. They pointed it.
00:45:13
It's like it was one way, one day and now it's something totally different.
00:45:17
Stuff like this.
00:45:19
But there was no official direction.
00:45:20
Like we made a mistake here actually wasn't a mistake.
00:45:24
In fact, it changed when more proof was introduced.
00:45:26
Or is this a mandela effect
00:45:28
where the location of our solar system really did change on a galaxy level?
00:45:32
And this is the first guy to, like, go look, I just noticed something.
00:45:35
He's the only one stuck in the previous.
00:45:40
Yeah.
00:45:41
I have no connection to either two of those. They don't.
00:45:43
I mean, that could be a thing.
00:45:44
There are crazy people that claim that, you know,
00:45:46
some pretty crazy stuff and they're one offs.
00:45:48
I mean, could they could this could they be a one off Mandela Effect
00:45:53
that affects only them, that they're,
00:45:56
I have a few of those myself ones.
00:45:59
Easter Island.
00:46:01
Okay, here's the question.
00:46:04
The heads around the edge of Easter Island.
00:46:08
Are they facing away from the island or towards the center of the island?
00:46:13
They're facing the water because they were meant to be guards.
00:46:18
Yeah. Look it up.
00:46:21
We're wrong.
00:46:22
We're both wrong.
00:46:23
Why do we know I'm not a historian?
00:46:25
So I could again and
00:46:28
again.
00:46:29
So that's weird.
00:46:30
That's why I've never been there. You're going off of.
00:46:32
Hey, remember that vague, vague thing that you sort of remember when?
00:46:36
Tell me a detail about it.
00:46:37
And then when I tell you a wrong detail, you're like, oh, I got you.
00:46:40
Oh, thank you know, I got me.
00:46:43
I thought out two.
00:46:45
Here's one that we should all know and connect to,
00:46:49
which was the Mandela Effect that stopped me dead in my tracks.
00:46:51
And not just me. Everyone I've asked about it.
00:46:54
I think it's pretty safe to assume we all know about the North Star.
00:46:57
Let's get to the moment. The biggest and brightest star in the night sky.
00:46:59
It's always pointing north,
00:47:00
so if you're ever lost, you can follow it and use it as a guide.
00:47:04
The reason why can we agree that all three of us at least
00:47:06
have heard that before?
00:47:08
No, it's got a wobble.
00:47:10
Wobble?
00:47:11
It changes.
00:47:15
Wobble, wobble.
00:47:16
Your,
00:47:17
All right.
00:47:19
So it may not be anymore, but it's the equinoxes.
00:47:25
So. But I'm all right.
00:47:26
I'm not. I'm not saying.
00:47:27
Is it true or not, but have you heard that
00:47:29
you can follow the North Star like the greatest story ever told?
00:47:33
Even I know you've probably scientifically busted everything about the North Star
00:47:37
was part of why you know this.
00:47:38
These things currently, yes.
00:47:41
But, it used to be, like in the within history.
00:47:47
Within, you know, this civilization,
00:47:50
it was a different star.
00:47:53
Okay. So.
00:47:54
And empty space.
00:47:56
What about being the brightest star in our sky?
00:47:59
That's never been true.
00:48:02
Never. Wait.
00:48:04
We just haven't disappeared.
00:48:05
The North Star guides us.
00:48:06
North is because it's located directly above the Earth's northern axis.
00:48:10
It makes up your ship in the sky.
00:48:11
All the stars walking around. Previous. Right.
00:48:12
Obviously we've heard this word, but we've.
00:48:13
I told you that he's hardly good right now.
00:48:15
What are you doing? Well, that's the middle effect.
00:48:17
Apparently, the North Star isn't the brightest anymore,
00:48:20
and I don't mean like 1 or 2 stars are brighter.
00:48:22
The North Star is now the 48th or 49th brightest star in the night sky.
00:48:27
Meaning it's not even special anymore.
00:48:29
The brightest star in the night sky is now Sirius.
00:48:32
The memory that some very,
00:48:34
very brightest star in the sky at night in your timeline.
00:48:38
The dog star.
00:48:39
Well, I mean, always been saying.
00:48:40
Who says the star can't change brightness?
00:48:43
I mean, what's my memory of it, then?
00:48:45
Just the greatest story ever told, you know, because I would.
00:48:48
You just never thought about being in scouts when they weren't molesting you.
00:48:52
You just had to survive the rules, guy.
00:48:54
I mean, what we would like takes us.
00:48:56
Us more time molesting you then if you were to locate the brightest star.
00:49:00
Is it the largest light in the sky, but just not the brightest like there's.
00:49:04
You can always find it like it's not.
00:49:06
Oh, yes. Great. You're talking about like.
00:49:09
Yes, I have one of those two here.
00:49:11
There's this one we'll just skip. Right. Think about this.
00:49:14
The high thinking about it on Earth.
00:49:17
I remember it being Mount Everest.
00:49:19
Not anyone I know.
00:49:21
I just you remember it being this.
00:49:24
It's not like.
00:49:25
Like I have this expert analogy, just like I remember this thing, you know?
00:49:29
Oh, it's not the case anymore.
00:49:31
The standard measurement for these mountains is height above sea level.
00:49:33
There's an issue with that assumes that the Earth
00:49:34
is perfectly round sphere, which is not gravity.
00:49:36
Any orientation make it all flat.
00:49:38
This creates a bulge in places such as the sea.
00:49:40
So the sea level is different.
00:49:41
Height at the poles to the equator by about 13 miles.
00:49:43
All this to say, there's an alternative to measure heights.
00:49:44
Instead, we measure the distance in the center of the earth.
00:49:46
Using this method, Mount Chimborazo
00:49:48
from Ecuador.
00:49:49
Okay. What? Okay.
00:49:52
Yeah.
00:49:52
So it's a by gives us
00:49:55
all this to say.
00:49:56
There's a geologist a mountain climbers.
00:49:59
Oh I got a good one. Pilots.
00:50:02
They definitely give a shit. Yeah.
00:50:04
Because if you were off, if you were off by thousand, the altitude is altitude.
00:50:09
But if you're flying a plane and you're off by 18 miles,
00:50:11
I mean, I just watch Top Gun.
00:50:12
There's no way you'd make it over that mountain.
00:50:14
If you're 18 miles lower, you do slow mo to a volleyball scene.
00:50:18
Sometimes helicopters are native to boarding heights.
00:50:21
Or did you want to measure the distance?
00:50:23
The sounds of football beach seen back to back.
00:50:26
Both of them. Very gay. Okay, good.
00:50:29
The football on was not quite as gay as the volleyball one.
00:50:33
Yeah, it was kind of disappointing.
00:50:35
Yeah, that's not the way I was looking at it.
00:50:37
But then again, I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
00:50:43
So you drink one beer.
00:50:44
You're not an alcoholic.
00:50:46
You make one song on SoundCloud.
00:50:48
You're not a rapper, but I suck one player of the earth using this math
00:50:53
Mount Chimborazo in Ecuador, there's no point on the Earth's surface center.
00:50:58
Chimborazo.
00:50:59
I believe that none of us had Chimborazo on Earth,
00:51:03
and because of its location, a lot more mountains.
00:51:07
But it gets worse.
00:51:08
Mount Everest, the second.
00:51:10
Yeah, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard on the Mount Rushmore,
00:51:15
because they are not ranked one through four.
00:51:17
It is just, oh, there's not four,
00:51:20
and we're only going to have to come up with
00:51:21
one more up there, man.
00:51:26
Yeah, mine has more mountains.
00:51:27
There's going to be, Mount Rushmore.
00:51:30
Oh, there you go.
00:51:31
Yeah. Everest. Everest.
00:51:34
Like a mountain in Georgia. Just because that's.
00:51:36
I've got a
00:51:37
I've got a just a
00:51:39
special place in my heart for you can't not speak in a special place in my heart.
00:51:42
I got to go to Stoney Creek Mescal and mountain.
00:51:47
Interesting.
00:51:48
I go Mushroom Mountain. Yeah.
00:51:50
Is that what you guys call it now?
00:51:53
Once or twice. But who's gone?
00:51:55
Or was it always called that?
00:51:56
And that's a mandela effect.
00:51:58
I don't know Mescal.
00:51:58
I never done mescal and I didn't either.
00:52:00
But that's what that's what everyone fucking called it.
00:52:02
We just went out there, hung out more of Bible figures.
00:52:07
So these are on yours.
00:52:08
We got much more up there.
00:52:10
Mount Chimborazo, Mount.
00:52:11
Husker and Husker on. Husker.
00:52:13
Never, never heard of it.
00:52:15
It's like a mandela effect for me. I've never even heard of these mountains.
00:52:18
How crazy.
00:52:18
There's these mountains. Name these names.
00:52:21
Fucking well.
00:52:23
And I've been in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
00:52:26
Yeah.
00:52:27
Did you want to read Ryan's comment, Gary?
00:52:30
I can't read it.
00:52:32
What does it say?
00:52:34
You're not able to see it or you're unable to read
00:52:37
off others.
00:52:38
The only two options.
00:52:40
Yes or not or not.
00:52:43
What is on your screen? What?
00:52:44
Which scene on the computer?
00:52:48
The dog person perspective.
00:52:50
Point of view of Gary.
00:52:52
My dog is right there and he's up.
00:52:55
My heated coach you can see lit up right there.
00:52:58
See that right there?
00:52:59
It's the he's calling me that.
00:53:01
Yeah. That's the.
00:53:02
No, no. That's the dog sleeping on the heated coat.
00:53:05
Yeah P.O.V. thanks.
00:53:08
Yeah.
00:53:08
Have you ever noticed there's a mandela effect
00:53:10
that the internet doesn't,
00:53:11
that people on the internet don't know what a point of view video is.
00:53:14
They don't know what P.O.V. is.
00:53:15
It'll be POV video, and it's just like a reaction.
00:53:17
And it's like, no, this isn't anyone's point of view.
00:53:20
This isn't like a first person perspective.
00:53:22
This is just like
00:53:24
a perspective from the third person.
00:53:27
Isn't that irritating to you?
00:53:28
Because POV to write it makes perfect sense.
00:53:31
But to say POV takes just as much syllable and energy as point of view, right?
00:53:37
Oh, I that one POV.
00:53:41
Why is abbreviation for?
00:53:42
Why is the abbreviation for abbreviation for letters?
00:53:46
It should be like the shortest abbreviation.
00:53:49
There's some joke there that it should be.
00:53:51
I wrote the shortest abbreviation version
00:53:57
Riverton version over ten.
00:53:59
If you want to squeeze in and ramble for me, on YouTube.
00:54:03
Nope.
00:54:04
Hit it.
00:54:04
We got we got one more than one more.
00:54:06
Got it.
00:54:10
All right, we get on, do this,
00:54:13
like, button me.
00:54:17
Speaking of the light bulb.
00:54:19
Oh, yeah. Sorry we sucking in.
00:54:21
That was already last week. Yeah. That's right.
00:54:23
Oh, these people were, you know,
00:54:27
where in the world is draw? You
00:54:31
mean it's ended there?
00:54:33
I got this one.
00:54:35
It's somewhere where that I've done before.
00:54:38
It always is.
00:54:39
You are in Ohio now.
00:54:43
Oh, he's not gray.
00:54:44
When people go to Ohio, their skin turns gray.
00:54:48
Oh, yeah. The lighting here is fucking weird.
00:54:50
I know what this is.
00:54:51
I feel like there's like a you have a show, you know?
00:54:53
I mean, you still got a little bit of a human color to you, like.
00:54:58
Yeah, like I got a little bit of sun maybe, I don't know,
00:55:01
I don't know if it's mass in the air or the constant cloudiness,
00:55:04
but it could be the up in the air too.
00:55:07
People in Ohio turn gray.
00:55:10
It's not Ohio,
00:55:11
buddy buddy, move down there for like a couple of years and came back
00:55:15
and he he was gray for like a year and a half before he got the color back.
00:55:18
And yeah, it's the water. It's like eerie.
00:55:22
Eerie.
00:55:22
Yeah. It was on fire at one point.
00:55:24
Watch my lights.
00:55:26
It's always on. Hair wash. Your lights.
00:55:29
Are they.
00:55:29
Do you have dirty lights?
00:55:31
No. I thought they were different.
00:55:34
Like during this.
00:55:34
Is, good wash, you know, let's go wash your light.
00:55:38
You just naturally do this.
00:55:40
Oh, yeah.
00:55:41
You're.
00:55:46
That's cool. Fun.
00:55:47
Quick. Yeah.
00:55:48
It was all right.
00:55:48
It's only so cool.
00:55:51
So you're in Florida?
00:55:53
Decatur. Good.
00:55:54
Good guess. But no, but I'm pretty sure there's.
00:55:56
There's one not too far away.
00:56:00
A Decatur
00:56:02
or an Oklahoma
00:56:04
where the wind blows.
00:56:05
We've been through the water.
00:56:09
Nope.
00:56:10
Where have you been?
00:56:12
So I've been here before.
00:56:13
I've been here before.
00:56:16
We've podcast it from here before.
00:56:19
Just not recently.
00:56:24
Oh, we have or you have, everyone we have.
00:56:28
Yeah. We were frozen on ice cream. Michigan.
00:56:31
We were all here.
00:56:31
No. No.
00:56:36
So we've eliminated the rust Belt.
00:56:38
Incorrect.
00:56:40
It is not Pittsburgh.
00:56:43
It is
00:56:45
nowhere in the Midwest,
00:56:49
is it?
00:56:49
Oh, California.
00:56:52
Incorrect pricing.
00:56:53
Where the price of right price of right price is right is filmed.
00:56:58
Reno, Nevada.
00:57:00
Oh, yeah.
00:57:01
That's it. An all you gotta do
00:57:05
is guess where juries.
00:57:09
It's not a Frisbee. It's in a Frisbee.
00:57:11
It's a felon.
00:57:12
It looks like a Frisbee to me.
00:57:13
Is it?
00:57:14
Well, it's a solid.
00:57:18
He doesn't.
00:57:18
He can't identify.
00:57:21
It's a it says a speed nine glides return .50 a dynamic disc.
00:57:25
So I love to say it is for someone over stable fairway driver.
00:57:31
Well, it's a beginner. Never thrown.
00:57:32
So I've never thrown dynamic discs plastic.
00:57:35
They actually were more of a, Oh, wouldn't there be a disc.
00:57:40
They would do artwork stuff and I would buy, I would buy
00:57:43
some of their artwork discs because they had some, like,
00:57:46
you could get some, my Rhino, my gummy rhinos are.
00:57:49
Yeah.
00:57:49
Them because it's hard to find, like a gummy rhino for some reason.
00:57:52
So you have to go to the internet.
00:57:53
And then they were just they always had them,
00:57:55
but they had them, like, kind of their own unique kind of,
00:57:59
imprints on them and stuff.
00:58:00
And then they started at some point making their own discs, which.
00:58:03
So I've never thrown actual dynamic discs like the discs that they make,
00:58:07
but I have plenty that I've,
00:58:10
which is confusing.
00:58:11
But yeah, everyone fucking
00:58:12
there's like too many disc manufacturers these days, in my opinion.
00:58:16
I've never had too many.
00:58:18
It's basically noxious.
00:58:20
It's kind of a simple low speed.
00:58:22
I'm sure everyone has their like, race equivalent,
00:58:24
and it's like, I don't know, I'm just going to throw the race right now.
00:58:28
Like it's it's not like we're looking at golf clubs and different price points.
00:58:31
We're looking at discs.
00:58:33
They're all like roughly the same.
00:58:34
Like you're just getting cheaper plastic than that
00:58:37
just means that it's going to go to shit quite quicker.
00:58:40
Like that's the original Pepsi was Innova versus this craft.
00:58:44
But this craft was, Michigan company.
00:58:48
So I kind of wanted to lean towards.
00:58:50
So technically to be up against Faygo.
00:58:53
Innova makes the race.
00:58:54
So, you know, what are you going to do?
00:58:56
Rhino I the buzz is that is the money really price right?
00:59:05
So where is your, the price of $19?
00:59:08
Thanks for that.
00:59:10
Thanks for that. Knock, knock.
00:59:13
Gary?
00:59:13
Gary. Yeah, I know the price is 1999.
00:59:17
Is it higher or lower than what Gary said?
00:59:19
I said 1799.
00:59:21
So lower.
00:59:22
It's no no, no, it's it's 19 even fucking
00:59:25
he not even 9919 you know
00:59:30
okay.
00:59:30
So 19 even higher or lower
00:59:33
on the money.
00:59:36
It's like we're doing like a, we're doing like a celebrity
00:59:38
Hollywood Squares version of it where a dickhead says the price.
00:59:41
And then you guess if he's right or wrong, I'm right
00:59:46
and he just keeps selling it.
00:59:47
But you could win $500.
00:59:49
If he's wrong and you bet against him, you win like $100.
00:59:51
There's $500 on the on the line. Yeah. Yep.
00:59:56
Sorry.
00:59:56
Yeah, yeah, you can have a rock.
00:59:58
You can take under and the over, and you're still wrong.
01:00:01
Are you in Jersey? You were right, I was wrong.
01:00:04
I apologize, I'm right. I'm correct.
01:00:07
I share this video.
01:00:08
What that's called is a golf disc.
01:00:11
And it's there's water conditions.
01:00:16
True or false?
01:00:16
90 bucks,
01:00:18
a very large body of water.
01:00:20
A true or false 19.
01:00:22
But this one to true.
01:00:26
Can I play true?
01:00:27
True for a third pic? Yes.
01:00:31
Enjoy.
01:00:32
Three out of five
01:00:35
because I love me.
01:00:36
To me,
01:00:38
I love me now because I look like Leonardo.
01:00:45
Are you an Alabama? No.
01:00:48
I wish I was, at this point, I feel like I'm an Alabama.
01:00:52
Based on the intelligence of those around me.
01:00:57
No offense.
01:00:58
Alabama, big hand.
01:00:58
Then there's it down to half the country.
01:01:02
Geronimo!
01:01:05
Geronimo! Me?
01:01:12
It's.
01:01:12
That's funny and racist.
01:01:14
All wrapped into one. Right?
01:01:16
It wasn't racist at all.
01:01:17
Indians are used that literally in the I remember, I remember.
01:01:21
So you can use this as a historic fact.
01:01:24
I remember them using that in the in the previews for the movie,
01:01:28
like when they were trying to get you to watch.
01:01:30
Yeah.
01:01:30
See the movie in the theaters?
01:01:32
I was in a green in the commercial.
01:01:35
I remember that unless it's like, but nowadays, if things.
01:01:40
Yeah, movies would not be able to be made, how dare they?
01:01:44
I miss the past, but I love the future.
01:01:47
You know?
01:01:49
Where are you in the future?
01:01:51
Yeah, I know, I remember, I remember as a kid, like I used to.
01:01:54
Just like the little TVs that you could get that just barely caught
01:01:58
the UHF and VHF signals and you.
01:02:01
Oh, and then you need a color one, and it's like, oh, my God, this is so cool.
01:02:04
I got this little thing that can I can watch TV and it's portable
01:02:07
and it's like, oh, look at the look at the five a device.
01:02:10
I can have all kinds of TV shit programed.
01:02:13
I can play video games on it, like full fladged video games.
01:02:16
I just stream it from my fucking PlayStation that's at home.
01:02:19
Like, what the what? What a.
01:02:23
Shit.
01:02:24
I had a 1980 Firebird with a black and white TV in the console.
01:02:28
It was funny. They were saying.
01:02:29
They were saying with this shit that, they were sort of like they were pushing.
01:02:34
Oh, okay.
01:02:36
Like all the, all the trades, you know,
01:02:37
kind of getting replaced by robotics and stuff
01:02:40
and they're like, oh, well, the next avenue is going to be programmers.
01:02:43
But now apparently AI is going to be able to program better than people are.
01:02:47
So now they're pushing they're going to push people back to the trades again.
01:02:51
That's it's kind of funny.
01:02:52
So coding and stuff like that is not really going to be necessary.
01:02:57
We're going to need that skill.
01:02:59
So what does that have to, you know, you going to bring that say anything.
01:03:03
You know, I mean, how does how do we do it now.
01:03:06
So what's going on?
01:03:09
Are you all right?
01:03:10
Okay.
01:03:11
There's.
01:03:12
Yeah. No definitely not.
01:03:13
There is a band. No.
01:03:15
We said, we said I said there's there's a body of water outside this window.
01:03:19
A very, very large body of water here in Salt Lake City, Utah.
01:03:23
Is she hot?
01:03:24
No, but it is a soul
01:03:29
day. City.
01:03:31
Oh, you're in Salt Lake City some days.
01:03:35
Many basically
01:03:37
things.
01:03:39
It can't be now.
01:03:40
It should be.
01:03:41
It is now because I just made it back to just California.
01:03:46
Oh, yeah.
01:03:48
That's like at least like an eighth of the country.
01:03:51
California salt.
01:03:53
Better.
01:03:56
Yeah. Reno.
01:03:56
The only other one that I could think of.
01:03:59
A salt Bay.
01:04:01
You know, the bay is it's a bay.
01:04:06
Yeah. I don't think.
01:04:07
You know, the bay is my basic in your timeline.
01:04:09
A bay is if you
01:04:12
overlord,
01:04:14
you got. And,
01:04:16
gentlemen.
01:04:17
Oh, wait.
01:04:18
No. Our minds. No.
01:04:22
Where you go touches the water.
01:04:23
It's pronounced whacko.
01:04:25
Oh, yeah. No, that is what?
01:04:28
No, no, it doesn't.
01:04:30
But I was just thinking of the Gulf of America.
01:04:33
And you've been to the Gulf.
01:04:35
The Gulf of America, the golf.
01:04:40
Just to be clear, Mexico is in America,
01:04:44
is it? Yeah, I know that.
01:04:46
So are you in Dubai?
01:04:46
When I was in Canada,
01:04:48
when I was in Canada, I thought about that a lot because I kept going.
01:04:52
Oh, yeah, back in America.
01:04:53
And then I'm like, oh fuck, I need to say the U.S like
01:04:56
or the States, because that's what they call
01:04:57
you on the States because it's all America,
01:05:00
but we're just assholes and we just claim it.
01:05:02
I'll claim that word is our own.
01:05:07
Name synonymous?
01:05:08
Yeah.
01:05:09
I switched it to the States.
01:05:15
Well,
01:05:15
we're still trying to mis remember where juries.
01:05:18
Right?
01:05:19
Have you ever wondered why so many ancient religions tell the exact same story?
01:05:23
A divine yes, because there's some truth to that story, right?
01:05:27
Yeah. I mean, if there was a divine thing.
01:05:29
Thing, he found a way to ingrain it
01:05:32
in, like the DNA of these stories, in these people's
01:05:36
possibly child star in the sky, 12 followers,
01:05:39
death and resurrection thousands of years before Christianity ever existed.
01:05:42
Coincidence or something deeper?
01:05:43
80% of Christians don't do any research.
01:05:46
12 eggs and a dozen. Coincidence, you say?
01:05:49
I think not, they don't dig.
01:05:51
They're just told this is the truth of pure
01:05:52
and original faith, and they stop there.
01:05:54
But what if I tell you that in history there were 15
01:05:58
other major religions before Christianity, all teaching the same story.
01:06:03
I tell you the same thing.
01:06:04
A child born under a star, chosen one with 12 followers, a death
01:06:07
for humanity, a resurrection, even a crown of thorns.
01:06:10
For of them.
01:06:11
So why does a being so ingrained
01:06:14
in so many, across so many cultures automatically mean that it's bogus?
01:06:17
To me, it means more likely that there's something to it.
01:06:22
I don't know what there is to it, whether it's truth or not.
01:06:25
That seems a little bit absurd, but there's something to it.
01:06:30
Have you ever had around to it?
01:06:33
Same blueprint, different names, and Christianity shows up around.
01:06:36
I get around looking around.
01:06:39
Oh no, not going to Rome.
01:06:41
I have a whole room where I have a room somewhere.
01:06:43
I have a wall around to it.
01:06:44
So whenever my son says I'll do that when I get around to it,
01:06:48
I give him one as the 16th, claiming originality.
01:06:51
Now, let me ask you this. If the 15 religions basically.
01:06:54
So he used the same script, why do we act like the 16th
01:06:58
when we call true is original as a researcher?
01:07:01
Yeah. I'm skeptical.
01:07:02
I dig through symbols scroll.
01:07:04
I'm skeptical that this is actually really, George Rogan.
01:07:09
George, I'm Rogan, given all my time.
01:07:12
Why? What what is his name in your timeline for my son?
01:07:15
Why are you so funny for that?
01:07:17
It's, I Joe Rogan.
01:07:21
Pulls in systems, I see patterns, I see formulas.
01:07:25
Now, I'm not saying throw away your belief.
01:07:26
I'm saying question who built the narrative?
01:07:29
Because history repeats.
01:07:31
Who built the narrative?
01:07:33
Everyone.
01:07:35
The collective.
01:07:36
The collective consciousness of human.
01:07:38
That's brilliant.
01:07:39
That's the greatest thing I've ever had before.
01:07:41
You criticize the entire world or even one other person,
01:07:44
make sure that you are a complete and straight and moral, whatever
01:07:48
that even means.
01:07:49
Then you can judge other people's beliefs like not gay.
01:07:53
Are you trying to say gay is immoral?
01:07:56
All right, well, let's let's actually let's explore that.
01:07:59
Do you think that you're gay?
01:08:02
Do you know that you're gay?
01:08:08
Are you morally do we think that you're gay?
01:08:10
So, like, here's Brady over the top.
01:08:12
You shouldn't worry about if anyone else thinks you're gay
01:08:15
until you know, if you're gay, here comes the blitz.
01:08:17
And here's Brady.
01:08:19
So you drink one beer.
01:08:20
You're not an alcoholic.
01:08:22
You eats and religion.
01:08:25
And so the core myth stays the same.
01:08:28
Have you ever.
01:08:29
Oh, I should have stopped that.
01:08:31
Yeah. Don't you think that that's a possibility.
01:08:33
Why is the coin he even said at the core stays the same.
01:08:36
The superfluous not.
01:08:38
And you can say. Well, he didn't say it.
01:08:41
Well, somebody made him say it.
01:08:43
I made him say it.
01:08:43
But all that money was the muddying of the waters.
01:08:47
Part is put there on top of it.
01:08:49
You're trying to see the actual message in the truth.
01:08:51
And you know what? That message in the truth is?
01:08:54
It is the word.
01:08:56
I don't know
01:08:56
what that one word is, but that's the secret.
01:09:01
Yeah. One more, one word.
01:09:02
Which, if you're talking philosophical, I think it just means
01:09:05
to simplify everything.
01:09:06
If you can't explain something in less than one word, it's not worth explaining
01:09:10
one word.
01:09:12
So, I'm sorry I said that wrong.
01:09:14
If you can't explain something
01:09:15
in fewer than one word, then it doesn't mean anything.
01:09:19
Yes. So I'm going to start.
01:09:24
Okay,
01:09:25
good.
01:09:27
So this is out my window.
01:09:30
Well, I love that song.
01:09:32
This is out my bedroom window.
01:09:34
Look at our mama.
01:09:35
You look at our hotel room.
01:09:39
There wasn't long line.
01:09:40
Did you realize the name of the city was there or something?
01:09:42
Why did you take it away so fast? I looked at the.
01:09:44
I looked at the moon and then it was gone.
01:09:47
But. Yeah, exactly.
01:09:48
It's just here in Louisiana giving you all the not giving you all the clues.
01:09:57
Yeah.
01:09:58
Sweet
01:10:00
Caroline, that time, it looked like it was moving.
01:10:03
Because I love me.
01:10:06
Oh, me.
01:10:08
You're in Maryland?
01:10:10
No, he's
01:10:12
he's a
01:10:14
gift giver.
01:10:15
Gary.
01:10:16
Things have in Carolina somewhere.
01:10:17
Because I started thinking sweet Caroline.
01:10:20
Yeah.
01:10:22
No, I just happened to start thinking that because, some some cute.
01:10:26
Oh, I you're in time. Need to read.
01:10:28
How are they in in LaGuardia in New York?
01:10:32
No, no no no no
01:10:37
no no no, they fooled me, Jerry.
01:10:43
We did. Fooled me.
01:10:44
Yep. I'm fooling you guys. You guys suck.
01:10:47
The sun was out.
01:10:47
It's an old picture. The.
01:10:49
Yeah, I told you, this is from earlier when I was fucking when I.
01:10:52
You can actually see what was going on outside the fucking window.
01:10:55
I want no, I want to Richard from later after being here that the North.
01:11:00
No. Nice. No.
01:11:01
But I'm down over here and get a beer.
01:11:04
Actually two beers because I'm.
01:11:06
I just ran out.
01:11:09
No, that's not the moon.
01:11:10
This is the sun over here.
01:11:11
This one, it was setting around the 5:00 to 6:00 hour.
01:11:16
What is this? Is what?
01:11:17
This is water of salt.
01:11:19
But this is not technically an ocean yet.
01:11:25
This is technically a bay.
01:11:29
San Francisco.
01:11:32
No. Anchor bay.
01:11:34
When did I.
01:11:35
What have I done?
01:11:35
The podcast from San Francisco put in Bay.
01:11:38
I've given up on where you been?
01:11:39
I'm just thinking of Bay's
01:11:42
bay. My my bay, my baby
01:11:45
at bay.
01:11:47
You're, like, missing
01:11:49
one of the more important ones.
01:11:51
You guys are big football fans.
01:11:54
I'm not a big football fan. Oh,
01:11:57
are you a green Bay?
01:12:06
Why is that so funny?
01:12:07
Oh, because I love me. Oh, me.
01:12:10
The bay.
01:12:12
That's right. Beer. Green bay.
01:12:13
That's saltwater.
01:12:15
Oh, yeah.
01:12:16
It's not.
01:12:16
Over.
01:12:18
They've never been in Florida.
01:12:21
I already guessed that. Oh, no you didn't.
01:12:25
You guys might
01:12:25
have to come over to Rumble to find out where in the.
01:12:28
No. One. Ever since Florida, no one ever said no.
01:12:31
Even if they did say Florida, I.
01:12:33
Okay, roll it back.
01:12:35
No one's.
01:12:37
If I asked if it was in Florida.
01:12:40
Oh, you people, what?
01:12:42
You know where in the world is draw you.
01:12:48
Where in the world is that? Me?
01:12:50
Me? No, no, this is all about me, right?
01:12:57
Now he's in Tampa Bay, Florida.
01:12:59
Stories.
01:13:01
Yeah.
01:13:02
We'll feel up on this one. And then I'm gonna go get a beer.
01:13:04
Oh, no. We suck again.
01:13:07
It's fucking so goddamn.
01:13:10
So. Okay, kid, it's getting me.
01:13:15
I swear to God.
01:13:16
Circle K kid is haunting me. Have you heard this shit?
01:13:18
Have you heard this fucking shit the target's going to be doing?
01:13:20
And I love this.
01:13:21
I just picked the random.
01:13:23
Like I like to pick out, like, obscure news entities because I know
01:13:27
they're not going to flag like, channel 11 news and wherever the fuck this is.
01:13:32
But, this this girl is struggling to get through the, the dialog here.
01:13:36
But, what's more important is the story here.
01:13:39
Target orders workers to smile.
01:13:42
So they're ordering them to be circle K.
01:13:44
Kids, listen to this shit to some consumer news as the holiday season.
01:13:48
Sorry. Target two succumb.
01:13:54
To succumb to some consumer
01:13:57
who don't. True.
01:13:59
She she could hear a gift.
01:14:01
That's the first word she got to you out now she got to loud music.
01:14:06
It's the second one. Got her first. Her.
01:14:09
I know I liked it, but it's like the English is the second.
01:14:14
I'm, like, distracted by it.
01:14:15
So, wait, are you in Tampa Bay, Florida?
01:14:17
Did we catch that?
01:14:18
Is that true? Yeah, yeah, that's true. In
01:14:22
do you freak out the club because they did that yesterday on
01:14:26
I run it real quick when they answers that to go get me.
01:14:31
Oh listen to where in the world is Dr.
01:14:36
Drew. Yo Georgia.
01:14:40
Right.
01:14:41
And I'm
01:14:43
like, keep it going.
01:14:44
I love it.
01:14:46
To succumb to some consumers, there's no not to
01:14:50
see her play that
01:14:52
this language that's the best look at her is what she was just doing.
01:14:57
This one.
01:14:58
She barely made it to the fucking desk.
01:15:00
News.
01:15:00
As the holiday season fast approaches, target is urging its employees
01:15:05
to add a little more jolly to their work routine.
01:15:08
Store employees are now required to smile if they are within ten feet,
01:15:12
13 pieces of flair.
01:15:13
They also have, yes, so better friends a smile face
01:15:19
when they come within ten feet of a shopper.
01:15:21
Right. So that's rule number one.
01:15:23
So have to make eye contact in wave two
01:15:26
or greet way if they're within four feet of employees.
01:15:29
So I'm going to they have to how long.
01:15:33
Imagine a four foot wave maybe.
01:15:36
Yeah that's a little too
01:15:38
I see you feel like you keep it low.
01:15:41
All right.
01:15:42
Please have a home worker uses the hand up like the three of us.
01:15:45
The three of us should go to target
01:15:47
over the weekend, grab some footage of walking and waving and yelling at people.
01:15:52
Whatever you want to do, they want it gets seven feet.
01:15:56
The employee should ask how the customer's day moves, or
01:16:00
ask how the customers wait all summer if they're within four feet.
01:16:04
The employees should ask how the customer's day is got
01:16:07
or if they need it.
01:16:09
Think about it a pause it.
01:16:10
Just five years ago, we were wrong for this group.
01:16:14
Just four years ago, we were commanded to stay six feet apart and it broke us.
01:16:18
So now we need to be programed.
01:16:20
So if somebody is within four feet, it's okay to say hello,
01:16:22
maybe even wave off their leg.
01:16:25
Only if you're within one foot.
01:16:27
Okay.
01:16:28
The somebody has allowed you to get that close.
01:16:30
Then you do have permission to dry hump their leg is already
01:16:34
approaching you right.
01:16:36
The worst idea ever.
01:16:37
If you don't want to hump your leg, then don't approach him.
01:16:40
Like, what do you want?
01:16:41
You want to like, have a whole conversation about people like this.
01:16:44
Just do your job.
01:16:45
I'm shopping. Leave me alone. Don't come near me.
01:16:48
If you come within four feet of me, don't fucking ask me how I'm doing
01:16:51
because I don't ask you there.
01:16:52
Like I'm willing to fake a podcast just to get people to talk to me.
01:16:55
Are you doing. Yeah. You're terrible.
01:16:58
My dad died.
01:16:59
You know.
01:17:00
Please. Please do that and film me.
01:17:03
Think of something way worse.
01:17:05
Yeah. Mike. Yeah.
01:17:06
Without my babies.
01:17:10
My my son.
01:17:11
You know.
01:17:14
Hi. How are you?
01:17:15
How are you doing?
01:17:16
Fine. Until my python got loose on the way in.
01:17:19
That's not a good.
01:17:20
No, no, no, we can't.
01:17:22
I think alarming is, take me back to the drawing board.
01:17:25
Yeah.
01:17:27
How are you doing?
01:17:28
Oh, not so good.
01:17:29
Because,
01:17:29
the police are going to be here in a minute
01:17:30
because, apparently there was a kid in the bathroom,
01:17:32
and the kid thinks that I was programed from target
01:17:36
every day, but every. He's
01:17:40
turned around a trend.
01:17:41
I should have thought about it before I.
01:17:43
Oh, wait, they're going to,
01:17:45
I thought the film from one four feet away from the I know.
01:17:49
Right.
01:17:50
Let's see an example.
01:17:51
I want to see an example of this. Brilliant.
01:17:54
I'm doing back up again.
01:17:56
We got to hear this one more time to succumb to some consumer new
01:18:02
to com.
01:18:03
Well, it's like she started screaming before she was ready,
01:18:07
and, it's like going up north.
01:18:08
Radio.
01:18:11
She's just kind of jobs.
01:18:12
It's her first job, you know,
01:18:13
she just got out of specs Howard equivalent of wherever she's from.
01:18:18
Yuma, which is Arizona News 11, Yuma.
01:18:23
Obviously. Come
01:18:25
Tucson sounds.
01:18:26
Yeah.
01:18:29
Right on Rumble.
01:18:31
You're saying just incorrect order.
01:18:34
Yeah.
01:18:35
No, no. To succumb to.
01:18:38
It's for.
01:18:41
I know, but the way that she put the spacing is right.
01:18:44
Yeah. Is the.
01:18:47
Yeah.
01:18:48
Two sick of.
01:18:51
So, Rumble
01:18:53
we're going to, Well, we're gonna do a lot of stuff.
01:18:56
We're going to do a lot of stuff.
01:18:58
Okay. See you there.
01:19:00
It's too much to talk about.
01:19:03
How's that for a cell?
01:19:04
Perfect up.
01:19:05
So we do have our boobs.
01:19:07
We do have predictors.
01:19:10
Maybe around, we have a German dictator.
01:19:13
Start with a letter H.
01:19:16
We have the first mute and deaf rapper, MC Baba.
01:19:20
Baba. That's probably my favorite.
01:19:22
And then oh, we're going to we're going to take a mandela effect
01:19:24
raises to make sure that you guys
01:19:26
have been listening, that you can join in if you want, as long as you got a phone.
01:19:29
I'll join in.
01:19:30
I have a phone. Do it.
01:19:33
Yeah. Okay.
01:19:33
I'm going to.
01:19:38
Do it.
01:19:38
I'm wearing a disguise. You won't know.
01:19:41
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01:19:44
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01:19:47
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01:19:48
Served with a side of life humor. Look, we're here for the time.
01:19:51
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01:19:52
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01:19:55
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:19:57
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01:20:01
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01:20:18
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01:20:19
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01:20:21
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01:20:23
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01:20:45
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It's just us having a laugh, not a reason for a jabber.
01:20:50
We might not be the smartest people in the job,
01:20:51
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01:20:53
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a zipper,
01:20:56
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01:20:58
We're just here to crack a few jokes, spread some jabber joy,
01:21:01
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Ladies and gentlemen,
01:21:27
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01:21:33
Hold you from your rumble.
01:21:35
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:21:37
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:21:41
I hope you're ready to roll.
01:21:43
Damn. I was almost ready.
01:21:45
I was almost ready to rumble when?
01:21:53
Was at.
01:21:58
For those listening on audio, there's a church service
01:22:00
where a pastor appears to be
01:22:04
compelling people to do things with their body,
01:22:06
just like shaking his head or pointing in.
01:22:10
And they love it.
01:22:12
He looks like a.
01:22:18
So this is what the world has come to.
01:22:20
All right. See?
01:22:22
See you didn't know he was on there.
01:22:24
I didn't watch it to the end before I did.
01:22:27
I want to say.
01:22:34
Researchers say they verified a sequence in Hitler's DNA.
01:22:39
What they discovered was a controversial bombshell.
01:22:41
Apparently, what they discovered is they made great banana bread.
01:22:45
Apparently, Tom Brady is trying to clone Hitler.
01:22:50
Wow. I heard about this dog.
01:22:54
He did his dog already.
01:22:56
Now he's trying to.
01:22:57
Now he's trying to do Hitler.
01:22:59
Well, I think Norm MacDonald said it best when he said,
01:23:02
Hitler was the greatest man that ever lived.
01:23:07
Oh. Look at draw.
01:23:12
He said he did say.
01:23:15
Hitler was the great founder.
01:23:17
I'm gonna go.
01:23:21
Hitler's bad.
01:23:25
We we can thank him for some great things, though.
01:23:28
Why would we do that?
01:23:31
Because without his horrific experiments, we may not even have jet
01:23:35
flight travel the way we know it today.
01:23:38
This there's the Mandela effect about jet engines.
01:23:43
Yeah.
01:23:44
Where is the jet engine?
01:23:49
On a wing of an airplane.
01:23:51
Right back on the wing of an airplane.
01:23:55
Front. Back or center?
01:23:57
It depends on what kind of airplane it is.
01:24:00
Which is why you're probably misremembering the.
01:24:03
Okay, but go ahead and I'll look it up.
01:24:06
Okay. I have no idea.
01:24:08
I didn't include this because it doesn't apply to me.
01:24:13
That's very selfish of me.
01:24:15
Yeah, I think I think it's forward
01:24:17
now, but I in in a lot of people's memory.
01:24:20
It's back
01:24:23
forward and back into the left back
01:24:26
back into the left and the left.
01:24:29
So what you forgot to mention though, you just said a plane.
01:24:31
I don't think you said a DC
01:24:33
or a 730 or whatever plane they're specifically talking about. 737.
01:24:40
It is.
01:24:41
They.
01:24:45
No, no, it just says all plant.
01:24:47
I'm sorry, I it just says planes.
01:24:50
I should show it.
01:24:51
That's probably better.
01:24:52
That's better. I'm going to show it.
01:24:54
Yeah.
01:24:57
This is how I remember airplane engines with the engine under the wing keyword.
01:25:00
Under sea otter.
01:25:02
The bird, under.
01:25:05
But now there were, though, old airplanes and new airplanes.
01:25:08
Look, this with
01:25:10
look like this with engines with out in front with the weight with ends.
01:25:15
Yeah.
01:25:15
About one.
01:25:19
To succumb to.
01:25:21
When I was doing like that, I actually felt retarded.
01:25:25
Like really retarded in a weird way.
01:25:27
I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that it was okay
01:25:31
to be stupid or dumb.
01:25:35
Let me start that again now through old airplanes.
01:25:38
And I did it again.
01:25:41
Oh, I didn't think I was doing that.
01:25:43
I actually felt retarded.
01:25:46
Like really retarded in a weird way.
01:25:48
I had to sort of
01:25:49
just free myself up to believe that it was okay to be stupid or dumb.
01:25:54
Okay, try it again.
01:25:59
We could do it.
01:26:00
We could do this a very
01:26:03
rich.
01:26:05
Oh, okay.
01:26:06
Now through.
01:26:07
Oh, shit.
01:26:08
Oh, my God, I do want to do it. I.
01:26:14
That was the wrong thing.
01:26:19
Now, no old airplanes
01:26:23
and new airplanes look like this with engines way out in front of the wing.
01:26:27
What? The front.
01:26:29
I don't remember them ever looking out in front of the wing.
01:26:31
But then again, I've never seen a plane from the air like this.
01:26:37
In a plane?
01:26:39
No. I always see a plane from either a window or on the ground.
01:26:42
Where? When have you seen a plane like this? Except for a photo.
01:26:46
It does look strange.
01:26:47
Are we sure this is a real looks?
01:26:50
Now, let me get a picture of a plane that isn't on a mandela effect
01:26:54
plane.
01:26:55
No, I don't think there.
01:26:57
There is one.
01:27:00
What what what do you mean?
01:27:01
You're saying I can't find
01:27:02
a photo of a plane on the internet that isn't on a mandela effect website.
01:27:06
Yes, I bet I can.
01:27:08
Oh, well, yeah.
01:27:09
Yeah, you can. I,
01:27:12
I I've seen you can't find one that's not Mandela
01:27:15
Effect. It.
01:27:18
I'm not welcome.
01:27:22
Those look like they're pretty even.
01:27:25
Probably a,
01:27:28
I rendered.
01:27:29
Oh it's not, it didn't it didn't switch to it on repeat.
01:27:33
There's one
01:27:35
it those those are really close to the body of the plane,
01:27:40
which actually makes sense to me for the stability.
01:27:43
And they're pretty forward.
01:27:49
But, but.
01:27:52
Hey, until, George gets back,
01:27:54
I'll give you one guess as to where I was.
01:27:59
Oh, there's doors back.
01:28:02
Well, no more guesses.
01:28:04
Games over the wall. Good days.
01:28:07
I know we don't have a bumper for where was flag, but,
01:28:12
I think, of me
01:28:15
standing gaily next to, Deadpool.
01:28:21
What arcade was I standing in?
01:28:29
That or no?
01:28:32
Did you send it to the right one, I don't think.
01:28:34
No, no, no, I did not.
01:28:36
Why not? I could show it.
01:28:38
It would be where it ran.
01:28:40
I could show it if it was part of the calendar.
01:28:46
Here's a kid in gay.
01:28:47
Yeah.
01:28:50
But what
01:28:51
really?
01:28:55
Yeah. You're love.
01:28:55
Show that.
01:29:00
The kids were in the drag queen.
01:29:03
Sing along or
01:29:06
I love that.
01:29:07
I sent it to the kid.
01:29:11
Who loved it?
01:29:12
Well, that's not the kid I go to. The kid?
01:29:15
I was the kid. Oh.
01:29:17
Oh, yeah. Show me the kid.
01:29:19
I can't I can't actually see what's on the screen.
01:29:23
There you go. There.
01:29:24
The kid in play kit.
01:29:26
That kid in the kid and and.
01:29:28
Yeah,
01:29:30
the black and the gay.
01:29:35
No, I said it to the wrong thing,
01:29:38
dude. You know what?
01:29:39
I don't I'm not just saying this because I'm racist. Oh,
01:29:45
he looks so much like he grew up already,
01:29:47
and he just had his first birthday party and his teacher saying
01:29:51
the guy in the middle.
01:29:53
Yeah. That's me.
01:29:55
What's the teacher saying?
01:29:57
Oh, I know this is what it looks like.
01:30:00
It's the same purple version.
01:30:02
It looks like the same
01:30:04
for I
01:30:05
don't know, I don't know, I don't know how to say, birthday, Mr.
01:30:08
President.
01:30:11
And you live in a zoo
01:30:13
and you live in a zoo,
01:30:20
Combining Marilyn Monroe's song to JFK
01:30:23
with, the monkey saw,
01:30:30
Tampa Bay, Florida.
01:30:34
Oh, it.
01:30:35
From here.
01:30:37
Well, I in.
01:30:40
My penis.
01:30:44
Okay, I just sent it to the wrong one.
01:30:47
I just sent it to the wrong one.
01:30:49
I did it already, and I,
01:30:52
I sent it I sent it back to the wrong one.
01:30:55
Yeah.
01:30:55
And then I stared at my screen for about 30s, wondering why I was so fucking slow.
01:30:59
Tech should be like, boom.
01:31:01
Yeah, like boom.
01:31:03
I got it.
01:31:06
I was like going punk.
01:31:08
Oh, there it is.
01:31:10
Okay, so where am I standing
01:31:13
next to Deadpool?
01:31:15
Yes. And inside what local metro follows
01:31:20
the Detroit arcade?
01:31:24
What's it called?
01:31:25
Where is its location?
01:31:26
I didn't think there was a metro.
01:31:28
Arcade left. Yeah, right.
01:31:30
I know what it's called.
01:31:31
Which radical magical mechanical museum has been closed for a while.
01:31:35
They're moving it.
01:31:36
They moved the it's butterflies round.
01:31:40
It's called.
01:31:41
No, no.
01:31:44
Okay, so this is is it called Barrymore?
01:31:48
This is Nancy J.
01:31:50
Barrymore.
01:31:52
Mervyn's American medical marvel is mechanical.
01:31:57
We just can't confirm for sure that's all round.
01:32:02
No, they still have those, the even closer
01:32:06
they closed, they tried to move to a new location,
01:32:08
and I don't know if they actually have yet, but they're, like, in limbo.
01:32:10
Or maybe they did open and I'm way behind.
01:32:12
They're moving.
01:32:13
They're moving to a new location like
01:32:17
the. I lost affection for
01:32:20
to play pinball or 14 mile or Telegraph.
01:32:23
Oh yeah. Way out there. Or maybe.
01:32:26
Yeah, I played pinball and it spat out tickets
01:32:30
and I was never I never went back here for pinball.
01:32:33
Yeah.
01:32:34
So they're like, collect tickets, spend four hours and 80 bucks
01:32:37
and then go walk away with a $3 straw and maybe a Tootsie Roll.
01:32:41
Yeah.
01:32:41
Or if you can really save up, save up like 40,000 tickets,
01:32:44
you can get, like, you know, $7 stuffed animal.
01:32:48
Are you familiar with Maple and Utica?
01:32:52
No, I'm not familiar with Maple at all.
01:32:55
No, but go ahead. Yes.
01:32:56
15 mile road.
01:32:59
Sure.
01:33:00
Oh, there's a spider.
01:33:01
There you go.
01:33:02
See, it's not called me by your name.
01:33:04
There's a is my grandma.
01:33:06
This is my grandma's mire.
01:33:08
Oh, that's your girls mother?
01:33:10
She's dead.
01:33:12
Directly across the street from that is free play.
01:33:16
Frazier Ice Arena.
01:33:18
It's a it's a pinball arcade.
01:33:22
But that too, I guess. Yeah,
01:33:24
we played this game.
01:33:26
Game?
01:33:27
Guns n roses.
01:33:29
AC, DC, Metallica.
01:33:31
There cannot knock off,
01:33:35
who's keeping
01:33:38
Iron Maiden?
01:33:40
There was the who?
01:33:41
This that was there
01:33:44
for the games.
01:33:46
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:33:48
Yeah, yeah.
01:33:49
It's like these people were there or like it.
01:33:53
Oh, you mean it's
01:33:55
their own pinball machine.
01:33:56
And they have lined up on one wall and it's all the bands.
01:34:00
Foo fighters has one.
01:34:03
Gosh, it's a lot.
01:34:06
Do they rush? It's a rush.
01:34:08
The rush was on their kids.
01:34:10
Did they have Iron Maiden?
01:34:12
Iron Maiden on Metallica? Metallica?
01:34:15
He already said metal. You know that one?
01:34:19
Yeah.
01:34:20
Did they have. Yes.
01:34:23
Did they have the who?
01:34:25
The who? Yeah.
01:34:26
That was the terrible Wizard.
01:34:28
That's a great idea.
01:34:29
I think on Thursday we're going to play, all the rock
01:34:32
band pinball machines on our new virtual pinball channel.
01:34:35
That'll start at 8:00 on Thursdays.
01:34:38
And like, on Thursdays, we should probably close that.
01:34:41
Can't wait.
01:34:43
Are we doing that this Thursday?
01:34:45
I'm doing lesser known.
01:34:50
Are we doing that last Thursday?
01:34:53
Like.
01:34:56
Like subscribe.
01:34:58
Yes. We need two more subscribers, for crying out loud.
01:35:02
I'm missing, I fell behind. Sorry, Gary.
01:35:04
Do you enjoy the funeral video I sent you?
01:35:06
Please play it.
01:35:08
Oh, I yeah,
01:35:11
if you had an airplane and a gigantic
01:35:13
treadmill on that treadmill can go any speed.
01:35:15
Can an airplane get airborne?
01:35:17
If it was on said treadmill? No, no,
01:35:22
no, because the
01:35:22
treadmill does not create lift right now.
01:35:27
If you were in a treadmill with the wind.
01:35:31
It really is.
01:35:31
A treadmill is all it's moving and it's making the wheels spin,
01:35:35
right? Yeah, yeah.
01:35:37
You need the wind, the the drag, the resistance.
01:35:41
When resistance
01:35:43
did I still I still am in all because it's like,
01:35:45
I don't know, 700 miles an hour is how fast the planes go.
01:35:48
5 to 7 and like, a car can go 100.
01:35:50
So how much faster does a car need to go before it starts lifting off?
01:35:54
Like my, my pickup truck? Like, before it starts.
01:35:57
Like doing, like, one of them hydroplane.
01:35:59
Two on boats that end up going too fast and flipping over.
01:36:03
Yeah, those those are, those are starting to
01:36:07
the my, my truck can only hold like a certain amount of people.
01:36:10
Like this plane's holding so much more people, so much more weight.
01:36:15
Like I get that it's more aerodynamic,
01:36:16
but I just, I'm just blown away by air travel.
01:36:20
Regardless, I never get over the, of just how retarded it is
01:36:25
and how and how normalized it is, you know, like it, right?
01:36:28
And they only have to get up to like, 400 miles an hour here.
01:36:33
This is their large planes and they're carrying so much weight.
01:36:35
Shit. It's like, I don't know, it's just incredible to me.
01:36:37
Your car doesn't have wings, so it probably won't take off.
01:36:41
And in fact, it has little wings all over it to push it onto the ground.
01:36:45
Yeah, push it in little wings.
01:36:47
It is doing.
01:36:49
It's very cool.
01:36:50
These little wings.
01:36:53
Prevention fagot.
01:36:54
Are you prevents from leaking little wings.
01:36:59
Sorry, I was going to say louvers, but I thought that sounded gay.
01:37:02
Levers.
01:37:04
Louvers.
01:37:05
You know, the little wings on a car?
01:37:08
No, it's funny that I said I in my brain.
01:37:11
I said don't see where the wind beneath my louvers don't say louvers.
01:37:14
Say little wings.
01:37:16
Do you ever know that you're gonna hear
01:37:18
that backfired?
01:37:20
Everything.
01:37:20
I don't want to be,
01:37:25
That's weird.
01:37:26
That's creepy.
01:37:27
Did you guys,
01:37:29
I have did you guys see this whole,
01:37:33
Dorito Cheeto thing?
01:37:35
No, but.
01:37:37
Yeah, but. So no.
01:37:40
No more neon orange bullshit there.
01:37:42
The neon ones are still available.
01:37:44
This is a separate thing.
01:37:45
That's twice the price and half the way.
01:37:47
They're not like last time they tried to do this with coke.
01:37:49
They just took away coke, and suddenly they had crystal clear Pepsi.
01:37:52
And everyone freaked out.
01:37:53
Yeah, this time they're.
01:37:54
They're soft selling us.
01:37:55
They're giving us the of those, what do they call it?
01:37:58
Every so clean or something.
01:38:01
It would taste exactly the same.
01:38:02
Which is your mind freaked out?
01:38:05
It was way, way better for you.
01:38:06
So Pepsi Company on Thursday is launching
01:38:08
its toned down version of its bright orange snack,
01:38:10
so it won't have any artificial colors or flavors.
01:38:14
Doritos and Cheetos. Okay, sounds like it.
01:38:16
Or it doesn't sound like Shell's on December 1st, so
01:38:22
this is part of a shift underway.
01:38:23
Go watch announced in April that it would accelerate plan
01:38:26
transitioning using natural colors in foods and beverages.
01:38:29
Around 40% of use.
01:38:31
The US products now contain synthetic dyes, according to the company.
01:38:34
So they're getting away from doing this, and from my opinion,
01:38:38
they're just trying to sweep some shit under the rug.
01:38:40
They're probably gonna come out
01:38:40
years later saying that all these like once they actually like
01:38:44
they've already pointed at a lot of these artificial dyes causing issues.
01:38:49
This then
01:38:51
allows them to kind of mask and go, no, no, it wasn't us.
01:38:54
We haven't been doing that for years, you know. Oh, no.
01:38:56
You know, we were we were putting that stuff in there once.
01:38:59
Orange, neon orange 40 becomes, you know, part of the list of, you know, red dye,
01:39:04
whatever the fuck that's toxic.
01:39:09
It's all tie dye free.
01:39:10
Doesn't mean Doritos, because why not just keep doing it?
01:39:13
If it's if it's perfectly fine
01:39:15
and there's nothing wrong with it, why not just keep doing it?
01:39:19
You've been doing it this long and it's a staple.
01:39:22
You've had commercials, commercial campaigns dedicated to
01:39:26
the Cheetos fingers, like.
01:39:32
What are we to make of this?
01:39:35
Am I going to hurt or do I have legs?
01:39:38
Does that have legs? Does that argument have legs?
01:39:40
You're going to glow bright orange when you die.
01:39:44
Your calves will be glowing orange.
01:39:49
Maybe your asshole, but not your corpse.
01:39:52
I don't your fingers, your around your mouth and your asshole.
01:39:55
But that's all that's.
01:39:56
I don't like the orange powder.
01:39:59
I don't either. I don't like the taste.
01:40:00
So this doesn't affect me at all. I do not eat.
01:40:02
I don't like the smells snack.
01:40:04
I don't really do snack foods much.
01:40:06
I don't know this.
01:40:07
So the simply uncooked versions are supposed to taste like the originals.
01:40:11
But unlike the originals, they don't contain petroleum based dyes.
01:40:14
That's petroleum based dyes and that shit.
01:40:16
Who would? Yeah, that's a good idea to eat.
01:40:19
They also
01:40:21
don't do work.
01:40:22
Well, here's one of my choice kettle chips.
01:40:26
I'm looking at the ingredients.
01:40:28
Check this out. Potatoes.
01:40:29
Oil. Salt.
01:40:32
What kind of oil?
01:40:34
See, you got me.
01:40:35
There was a big, big fucking parentheses, like, skipped all that shit contains one
01:40:40
or more of the following. And maybe none.
01:40:42
What? What? Yeah,
01:40:45
it's seed corn.
01:40:46
And then it just says cottonseed corn with a comma with no end.
01:40:49
Or all of all of the above.
01:40:52
Wow. I just can't see corn.
01:40:54
So, hey, when you get home,
01:40:56
we put one or more or none of the following in your bed.
01:41:00
Horseshit. Gold.
01:41:02
The naked woman.
01:41:03
Scorpions.
01:41:05
Locust.
01:41:07
Tax.
01:41:10
But you don't know.
01:41:10
It could be none. Could be all.
01:41:12
And you just have to sign here and agree. Yep.
01:41:15
Sign me up.
01:41:16
Come in.
01:41:18
Let's do this.
01:41:19
So they say here, simply uncooked Doritos and simply unguarded
01:41:23
Cheetos don't contain the flavor enhancing additives.
01:41:26
Disodium in zo Tate and disodium gain Italian
01:41:31
and then which basically just that shit is MSG on steroids.
01:41:36
So they're calling it flavor enhancing additives.
01:41:40
So it's like if it's a flavor enhancing additive, why would you remove that.
01:41:44
Yeah. It's perfect.
01:41:45
So I mean if it's perfectly safe and you've been using it for how long.
01:41:49
Why would I give that? All of us? Yeah.
01:41:51
Given anecdotal experience as a parent for a moment,
01:41:54
which I try not to do too much because it makes me sound
01:41:56
like old and like, you know, I mean, you know, you do sort of.
01:41:59
When my kids were little, they went through this phase
01:42:01
where they started eating these bursts of fucking flavor enhanced stuff.
01:42:04
And guess what? They stopped eating after that.
01:42:07
Anything else?
01:42:08
Like a carrot stick or fucking apple?
01:42:10
It ruins your brain and gives you such a
01:42:14
I don't know the word, but it's like a sugary brain fart salt shock.
01:42:18
It gives you like an endorphin burst, like you could not believe.
01:42:21
And then when you eat regular food that just nutritious, your body goes,
01:42:23
yeah, I feel I don't have that big fat fucking
01:42:28
I don't know, once you start eating stuff like that,
01:42:30
you'll break your brain for regular, healthy raw foods
01:42:34
or not.
01:42:35
I just I can't see it on the screen, but the sodium
01:42:38
it's it says,
01:42:41
whatever.
01:42:42
It gives a formula. But yeah.
01:42:43
Using food additive also found in the noodles potato chips
01:42:46
variety of other, say commercial disodium entertaining may either be obtained
01:42:50
from bacterial fermentation of sugars or prepared
01:42:54
from animal products.
01:42:56
And so that's a flavor enhancing
01:42:59
that or flavor enhancing right there.
01:43:02
Old sugar or animal parts
01:43:06
I is flavor enhancing.
01:43:08
Salt I use salt.
01:43:13
Or flavor enhancer.
01:43:14
Yeah okay. So disodium glen.
01:43:16
Glen usually is a, a natural sodium salt of the flavor enhancing wine.
01:43:20
A totally genius mono.
01:43:23
So fade.
01:43:26
Yeah.
01:43:27
For my research, what they did is they broke down the model sodium
01:43:30
in different categories so they could put it on the label
01:43:33
without people just outright recognizing it.
01:43:36
It's a natural sodium salt.
01:43:37
So it is salt, but it's natural.
01:43:39
So it's good
01:43:41
everything is fart. Listen.
01:43:42
And I joke about this, but as far as the food industry,
01:43:45
everything that occurs in nature is natural.
01:43:48
I don't joke, I joke about that.
01:43:49
But that is a legal food additive definition.
01:43:52
So when they use these
01:43:53
all natural on a label, it means nothing except that it exists.
01:43:57
Okay, there there are.
01:43:58
Yeah, there are words that come with baggage.
01:44:01
Natural is one of them.
01:44:02
Anything that exists at all is natural.
01:44:06
I came across a few others.
01:44:09
Creature. Creature.
01:44:11
The word creature has creation built right into it.
01:44:16
I thought that was interesting,
01:44:18
I guess I misread this, so this is a completely different brand.
01:44:20
So they're doing the encode brand,
01:44:22
which apparently is means naked, but it's not that naked. But.
01:44:26
So it's going to be a whole.
01:44:27
Do you not watch the show.
01:44:28
You're still going to not watch the show?
01:44:30
I just know I just said that. Do not watch the show.
01:44:33
Did you?
01:44:34
My joke was, you know, it doesn't sound like naked.
01:44:37
It sounds like a drug.
01:44:38
I don't want to fucking eat naked.
01:44:41
Did you guys want to go out to. I do do some NCDs.
01:44:43
I, I know it sounds good, I do.
01:44:45
Yeah, well, you're going to love this fact.
01:44:48
You're going to love these Doritos. And then
01:44:51
you sound like a child predator.
01:44:53
Yeah. You kind of do.
01:44:55
That's what you're the 14. I was trying to sound like.
01:44:57
You 14.
01:44:58
Predators were less aggressive than watching you, dad.
01:45:03
Yeah.
01:45:04
There's 14 predators arrested.
01:45:06
Yeah. Arrested in trailer. They could have got 15.
01:45:08
You can in one trailer time.
01:45:10
I mean, hold on. Us.
01:45:12
Yep. Like a movie marathon and trailer.
01:45:16
No trailer. Michigan. Oh.
01:45:19
Turns out, though.
01:45:19
Turns out, though, 13 of them and all 14 of the children were FBI informants.
01:45:25
We're another one of our big local stories,
01:45:26
which in a lot of our communities, the child predator sting
01:45:29
operation makes a dent in metro Detroit's most dangerous people.
01:45:32
To your kids, why don't you sit down here, have a seat.
01:45:35
Accused travel from all over the area to meet up with who they thought
01:45:39
were kids for sex.
01:45:41
Fox Two's Jessica Dupnik is live. Jess.
01:45:44
And this is.
01:45:45
Just fill us in with your weird chin, your stomach.
01:45:48
And I thought she said.
01:45:49
I thought he said, Jess Fox two listen to this one.
01:45:53
Now, these guys were about to show you
01:45:54
their big uppercut sizes and the under chin.
01:45:57
One thing in common. This is our local newscaster.
01:46:00
Don't make fun of her like she looks like an elephant man.
01:46:03
Don't make fun of her like she's the first person's ever attempt
01:46:05
to make a clay figurine?
01:46:07
No, no, no, she just tripped and fall and, twice.
01:46:11
Don't make fun of her, like, out there.
01:46:13
She has the wrong size head on somebody else's body.
01:46:16
This operation, he says, well, don't make fun of her like she looks like this.
01:46:19
She has a Halloween mask on.
01:46:21
Like those plastic ones that don't move.
01:46:23
So pay attention to you. Definitely.
01:46:25
Look. Oh, what's with the meat up with that?
01:46:27
She may have a palsy. You don't know.
01:46:28
And then you guys move in.
01:46:29
Don't make fun of her like she has a palsy. And I don't know.
01:46:33
Okay, here we are.
01:46:34
Here they are.
01:46:36
Anybody recognize any of these guys?
01:46:37
Michael Miller most of for the certain demographic.
01:46:41
They're either white males or thing with girls as it's it's pronounced black male.
01:46:46
It's pronounced black male.
01:46:47
Have you ever been white male.
01:46:49
Never know.
01:46:51
That's like black male with privilege.
01:46:54
Club.
01:46:56
If you had one of these guys, which one would you.
01:46:58
Which one would you be?
01:46:59
The white linguist meet up with the.
01:47:01
Oh. I'm sorry, I misunderstood the closest thing.
01:47:04
Like one of the better looking ones, right?
01:47:06
As young say these. Oh.
01:47:10
I'm the guy with the giant head.
01:47:12
Michael. Pelvis is is. I want to point.
01:47:14
For some reason, I'm leaning towards Michael Price.
01:47:17
Thought they were Michael.
01:47:19
Michael Price, I don't know, Michael Price looks a little as young.
01:47:26
Michael Price,
01:47:28
that's my man.
01:47:30
Meet up with us, Taylor.
01:47:32
If they were going to be the Jamal Brown, I'd say Jamal Brown.
01:47:36
Second, as young as 13 years old on dating
01:47:39
apps and 13 will join with us to meet for sex.
01:47:42
But instead, in Alabama, Hinojosa
01:47:46
and the Carolinas not his dad.
01:47:49
What do you got here? Parents consent.
01:47:52
It's tough, but, you know, this is what we're trained for.
01:47:55
They say some weapons, which. Roger that.
01:47:57
That bothers me because they say with parents consent.
01:47:59
But what they should say is with parents and younger child's consent.
01:48:03
Yeah.
01:48:04
I mean, if you're right,
01:48:05
because in the kids, you know, kids, like, please know that was allegedly your mom.
01:48:09
I'm sorry, man, I lost a bet.
01:48:11
It's just the way it ends until the police show up and force the child to perform.
01:48:16
Because.
01:48:17
Because you have the parents are saying to do it in that household.
01:48:20
All 14.
01:48:21
So you guys want to try and play this game? Now?
01:48:23
I want to play.
01:48:24
Make sure you play on your tablet when you do this a game.
01:48:28
Oh yeah. Yeah.
01:48:29
We only have limited resources or what that little game here is what you don't
01:48:35
the operations for the year, but they're going to be back in 2026.
01:48:39
The detective there actually said they had to stop with the operation.
01:48:42
Again this is half sister
01:48:44
all of the casework and legwork that goes on the back end of all of this.
01:48:47
It was just too much for their manpower work on the edge at 11.
01:48:52
We have some more information on what parents need to know,
01:48:55
some specifics on what apps that these guys.
01:48:57
This is unflattering lighting and camera position, Mac, Fox
01:49:01
and a very, very large head.
01:49:03
Jessica, I think she owes us. Sucked in one of her cheeks.
01:49:06
Maybe she's got some chew and, go on a Z or something.
01:49:09
Is that process so quick?
01:49:11
And why are those three, like a little, I think, you know, all of the.
01:49:16
Okay, look at her hands and her head are in the same frame.
01:49:19
The thing is, Brandon, when you have
01:49:20
there's no optical illusion or bad lighting in writing,
01:49:22
it's a little bit more of a damning case where there's lighting.
01:49:25
I think that's the problem. Guilty. Wanting to move.
01:49:28
It's either in her hair that's doing it or she's just got a really large head.
01:49:32
These guys just cheekbone evidence.
01:49:35
It is very hard to fight.
01:49:36
Very rugged woman, very rugged, willing to risk it all.
01:49:39
I mean, she's in the middle of some.
01:49:41
So a very tiny little body is tiny.
01:49:43
Oh, yeah. Of course, all women are beautiful
01:49:47
other than the slight palsy.
01:49:49
I think
01:49:51
I love me some me.
01:49:53
I can't stand myself.
01:49:55
It's okay.
01:49:56
I got some palsy.
01:49:56
You know I love me some me she likes.
01:49:59
Hey, there.
01:50:00
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
01:50:06
The bunny just cracks me up.
01:50:10
Okay, so
01:50:12
we have a mandela effect, so you have to go to,
01:50:15
crowd party app.
01:50:20
Go to the crowd party dot app.
01:50:23
Ryan, go to crowd party dot app.
01:50:29
I could type it in the thing, but we're only on Rumble
01:50:30
and I'm not allowed to type it in the thing anymore.
01:50:34
Okay, that's a hold on.
01:50:36
We got second.
01:50:37
We got confirmation on a second set up with her.
01:50:39
Incidentally, this had popped up afterwards, and this is,
01:50:45
this is her
01:50:46
in studio gym teacher court is also another predator.
01:50:51
New tonight, a local gym teacher.
01:50:53
So she looks so normal right now.
01:50:55
Say he traveled an hour south to pay a teen girl
01:50:58
for sexual favors, but he ended up in the arms of police.
01:51:02
It was the lighting.
01:51:04
What did you think of that mug shot?
01:51:06
It could be that crazy.
01:51:08
You're looking at 31 year old Gibbs shooter.
01:51:10
His resume.
01:51:11
Big time kicker at Bowling Green State University,
01:51:14
a teacher and now accused big time kicker.
01:51:18
Recently, he was in Barrett Mumford High School in Detroit, across the street
01:51:21
from Kim's house.
01:51:22
This grandma thinks I'm disgusting and I'm Kim.
01:51:26
Don't under.
01:51:27
They always say under the bus in jail where it's crazy and I got an eight year
01:51:32
old. I got seven grandkids, and I just can't deal with this,
01:51:36
this things that some of these teachers do.
01:51:39
Purple.
01:51:40
Souter thought he was talking
01:51:41
to a teen girl who he offered to pay $60 for oral sex.
01:51:45
60. That's it.
01:51:47
Come on, bro, that's why I got, you know, six change.
01:51:50
He knew she was up.
01:51:51
She's, like, vulgar in his words.
01:51:53
But science teacher gave me a 450 for her.
01:51:56
Was a good thing that they caught.
01:51:57
And when they did, because it was one of mine,
01:52:01
they wouldn't had to do number court, a morgue.
01:52:03
Police on their special operation moved in at their meet up spot in a parking lot.
01:52:08
Big bond girl looks to Jesus.
01:52:09
He doesn't know 10%.
01:52:12
It was low key.
01:52:13
He Jesus had bailed him out. Literally.
01:52:16
It's like they're always looking to see.
01:52:19
I mean, that's like back in Jesus's time, but.
01:52:22
Or on administrator that was kind of normal, right?
01:52:24
So like, yeah, that's you say everybody looks like Jesus back then. No.
01:52:28
Not aware of any additional.
01:52:29
No. I'm saying like like having, you know, having relationships
01:52:32
with younger girls because it was just more accepted back then.
01:52:37
If Jesus, if there was a second coming of Jesus, like, wouldn't he be in this 12,
01:52:41
13 year olds just based off of what he's been used to?
01:52:49
No. Wasn't that a rectal question?
01:52:53
Okay.
01:52:54
Can I join.
01:52:57
Yeah.
01:52:58
So eat your party.
01:52:59
Have you got to join 68132068.
01:53:04
Why not. Six seven.
01:53:06
There will be a winner. The to the game.
01:53:10
Another like me cookie
01:53:13
who's different.
01:53:16
Are you seriously playing that. No.
01:53:18
Can't do it.
01:53:21
Nope.
01:53:22
It's like there's two two things you cannot play in this show.
01:53:25
Charlie Kirk getting shot in the neck in any Taylor Swift.
01:53:29
Yeah.
01:53:29
What about Gary getting shot in the neck?
01:53:32
But the reason is, is because I already did a mash up of Taylor Swift,
01:53:35
and we have to watch that one.
01:53:36
And oh, thank God I thought of it last minute.
01:53:38
I was like, oh no, I should have done something sooner.
01:53:41
Don't I get the.
01:53:45
Guy. Hey, I it's actually pretty good.
01:53:49
Yeah.
01:53:51
Because while this is playing I go to the crowd party app
01:53:55
and the, the game is 68132.
01:54:00
Join that on your browser. No,
01:54:03
I'm on the new line.
01:54:05
You have to.
01:54:06
Otherwise it's just me and Gary playing Brian.
01:54:08
What do you like?
01:54:09
Yeah, he was.
01:54:12
What do you mean?
01:54:13
You can't open a browser
01:54:14
because give me a fucking website and I'm just going to click in.
01:54:17
Oh, submitted.
01:54:18
Dude, you're right. You shouldn't trust me at all.
01:54:21
Yeah, I'm trying to fucking steal your IP address,
01:54:23
then your Social Security, then your woman in your house.
01:54:26
Get off on me.
01:54:27
I know you never get to,
01:54:30
I'll meet you, baby.
01:54:34
I love all the sarcastic banter
01:54:38
you get from me.
01:54:40
I never want to see you.
01:54:42
That dress looks high maintenance.
01:54:44
Yeah,
01:54:46
this means it's not bad to be your best.
01:54:49
Yeah, sure.
01:54:50
Yes, I believe I heard this song while you shop a bit.
01:54:55
You never seen the video before.
01:54:57
But I like that you do.
01:54:59
Do you ever heard that before?
01:55:00
I was anywhere, and I'm pretty sure it's like a grocery store.
01:55:04
Stay, not just Spotify playlist.
01:55:08
I don't do that. But I didn't know that.
01:55:09
Like panic!
01:55:11
At the disco guy was on this and I did not know that.
01:55:14
I don't know if this was just coming out.
01:55:15
But I didn't. I just I didn't know he was gay.
01:55:18
I that there's anything wrong with that.
01:55:20
I just didn't know he's gay.
01:55:22
Okay, here we go.
01:55:24
I love that country.
01:55:25
Keep your guys's asses. I'm not.
01:55:27
You don't even. You don't have to sign up.
01:55:29
All you gotta do is click on the fucking website, put the number in.
01:55:32
I don't have the browser for it, bro.
01:55:34
I don't have them whenever they're on the fucking screen.
01:55:37
What is it?
01:55:37
What, am I going to do it on your phone?
01:55:40
It's a party dot app crowd party.
01:55:43
That fuck clown penis started. Oh.
01:55:46
Yeah. That's A13 phone. Parents that fart.
01:55:51
It's also a 1030
01:55:53
people watching that app.
01:55:56
How'd that?
01:55:57
That app.
01:56:00
Oh, it's a cloud party.
01:56:01
Do I start a game or do I join a game?
01:56:03
Six, eight.
01:56:04
Three.
01:56:04
26968132.
01:56:10
Then put in your name.
01:56:12
It's draw.
01:56:13
It's making me a black person.
01:56:17
100. You can just push on.
01:56:20
Maybe we ready?
01:56:21
Oh, yeah. So some of these, some of these,
01:56:24
the faster you answer, the more points you get.
01:56:26
The person that wins at the end will get to pick the topic next week.
01:56:29
Okay? It's a deal.
01:56:32
There are.
01:56:33
I have no idea how many questions.
01:56:34
I think like 75. Let's go.
01:56:36
All right. What is the name of this?
01:56:38
What is the name of this air freshener for breeze?
01:56:41
For breeze? When do we do it?
01:56:43
You got to just click on one of those answers that you think it is.
01:56:45
Oh, I didn't realize this is a trick question.
01:56:48
It is a trigger happy.
01:56:50
Let so let me know when you guys answer, and then I'll answer
01:56:54
because I think when I answer last, it tells who's answered on everything.
01:56:57
And I don't want to show that too. We're done.
01:56:59
Did you guys answer? Let me know.
01:57:00
Yeah, you got it wrong though.
01:57:02
How do I undo my I, I don't think you can undo your answer
01:57:05
because you can try click on do you click on it. Yes.
01:57:07
You can clearly see through the blurring out what the words are.
01:57:11
So it's not I'm definitely going to lose on the,
01:57:16
on the timing, but that's okay.
01:57:18
All right. Next one.
01:57:20
Well that's horseshit.
01:57:21
I think we should start over
01:57:23
now. What is the title?
01:57:25
What is the title of this movie viewing event here?
01:57:28
Can you see the picture or interview with the vampire?
01:57:32
Well, see, I just don't remember this.
01:57:34
This is a mandela effect.
01:57:36
Yeah, it is the view.
01:57:40
Let me know when you guys answer tonight because I don't actually I'm just going to
01:57:43
I did I already know I know I got this wrong now to admit.
01:57:47
Oh yeah. See it definitely shows me answering.
01:57:49
Right. I should have I should have been a contestant.
01:57:51
Oh, it doesn't work. That's okay,
01:57:53
it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't the show a little bit delayed?
01:57:56
Yeah.
01:57:57
No, but I already announced that I got it wrong after I already chose it.
01:58:00
You. In which one of these is the correct line from E.T t cell phone ET
01:58:04
phone home ET home phone.
01:58:08
I was no, there's no doubt after the T.
01:58:11
So they didn't say any of those. Come on. Right.
01:58:15
Cell phone did you answer.
01:58:17
We don't want to. Going home.
01:58:20
Nice.
01:58:21
All right.
01:58:23
So there's the first two, right?
01:58:25
I just couldn't change my answer once I selected okay.
01:58:28
Find the diamonds.
01:58:29
Avoid the bombs.
01:58:30
I don't know what the fuck this is.
01:58:33
Oh, just go.
01:58:36
Oh, I got a bomb.
01:58:36
My first click tweet.
01:58:38
I got a bomb.
01:58:44
I got a bomb.
01:58:46
Wow. You got a lot of diamonds.
01:58:49
I just went in a row.
01:58:51
All right. Ready?
01:58:53
Yeah.
01:58:53
This is bullshit.
01:58:55
I'm losing.
01:58:56
Can you name the.
01:58:57
Can you name the part of the C-3po that is silver?
01:59:00
Wait. Can you hear her leg?
01:59:03
His leg?
01:59:05
It's like.
01:59:06
It's like you knew.
01:59:09
We should have.
01:59:10
We should have waited for Ryan to get in.
01:59:12
There's no changes, is there? There's a.
01:59:14
You don't get anything extra for answering faster there.
01:59:18
Yeah, you were supposed to know you're not in the matrix.
01:59:22
Which line?
01:59:22
Too many people remember being said, but really, it wasn't there.
01:59:25
What is the matrix? There is no.
01:59:27
Why is there? So it's such an X
01:59:30
so distracting.
01:59:31
I'm talking.
01:59:33
No, the.
01:59:38
Just the voice.
01:59:39
I'm hearing multiple voices.
01:59:40
She's going, how do I know I can hear it, but I've got to listen through the echo.
01:59:46
What?
01:59:46
I don't hear that at all anymore.
01:59:49
That's on yours that you're playing that video still
01:59:52
just turn off. Here's how you stop it.
01:59:53
Just turn off your fucking Taylor Swift video and go away.
01:59:58
Now you got a hate, hate hate hate hate.
02:00:01
Yeah, I got one of those, that's for sure.
02:00:03
It's one of the only buttons.
02:00:04
I know exactly where it is to shit.
02:00:07
It's gone.
02:00:08
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:00:10
Okay.
02:00:12
Oh, just flash just took the.
02:00:13
See, that took me a long time to answer. So I got way fewer points.
02:00:16
Famous mouse, mascot of a pizza restaurant arcade chain.
02:00:20
Chuck E cheese, Chuck E cheese.
02:00:22
Chuck E cheese or cheese
02:00:25
audio.
02:00:25
That sounds kind of funny. Cheese.
02:00:27
I bet it's actually cheese.
02:00:29
A Chuck E cheese.
02:00:33
Charles the cheese.
02:00:36
Yeah, but I was first.
02:00:37
I know it.
02:00:39
I don't know how I know, but I just know which of these Coca-Cola
02:00:42
logos is correct or one.
02:00:46
Oh. Oh, shoot.
02:00:48
I got it wrong.
02:00:56
Don't call it a comeback.
02:01:00
How do you spell the name of this meat production company?
02:01:03
Oscar Mayer, Oscar Mayer, Oscar Mayer,
02:01:06
Oscar Mayer.
02:01:10
I answer, I got it wrong.
02:01:13
I want to change it.
02:01:14
Fuck.
02:01:17
See if you could change your.
02:01:18
And that's what I think.
02:01:20
Everyone would get everything right all the time.
02:01:22
Yeah.
02:01:23
No, because before I know the answer, I want to change it.
02:01:26
Here's a reaction time.
02:01:27
As soon as the light turns green, you tap on green to raise.
02:01:30
I don't know, you want to click on tap on green.
02:01:32
As soon as the light turns green,
02:01:35
the faster you get it.
02:01:36
The whoever wins is the fastest.
02:01:37
I'm a drummer, by the way.
02:01:42
Too early.
02:01:42
Bullshit.
02:01:43
No, it's the second.
02:01:44
It's fucking win I clicked it.
02:01:46
Yeah, you clicked it too early.
02:01:47
They went to Reno early,
02:01:51
so I listen, I got, 309 milliseconds.
02:01:54
Was my fastest.
02:01:56
I got 492.
02:01:57
Oh, and I took the lead by 88 points with that 0188.
02:02:01
Star Wars fans will remember this iconic line from Darth Vader
02:02:05
and The Empire Strikes Back.
02:02:07
What was he really saying?
02:02:08
Luke, you are a Buddha.
02:02:10
No, I am your father, Luke.
02:02:13
I am your father.
02:02:14
Oh no, she is my dad, I answered.
02:02:16
Oh no, she is my mother.
02:02:18
That's correct.
02:02:20
Okay. Different timeline.
02:02:22
Oh no, she's my daughter.
02:02:24
You are a brother.
02:02:27
Hey, I honestly oh, you are a bother.
02:02:29
I thought it was. You are a bother.
02:02:31
Yeah, you leave me alone.
02:02:33
You forget the name of this popular HBO series.
02:02:36
Sex and the city.
02:02:38
Ooh. Sex city.
02:02:39
I remember that one.
02:02:45
It is.
02:02:46
I answered.
02:02:57
What color is Pikachu's tail?
02:02:59
Hey, if you were paying attention to the show.
02:03:01
Yellow? Yeah, the brown spot.
02:03:04
You know that it is yellow with a brown spot.
02:03:07
And it was all yellow.
02:03:09
God damn it.
02:03:12
I wanted to pick with the browns, but I won't be around the rest of his ass.
02:03:15
Is boy, right?
02:03:16
Because his tail was tucked in his asshole when he took a shit
02:03:19
in the fruit of the loom.
02:03:20
Lego greats a cornucopia apple leaves.
02:03:25
I'm glad that was your choice.
02:03:26
I'm glad it's multiple choice.
02:03:28
Could you imagine the list of things that aren't in something right?
02:03:31
Yeah, yeah, it's a long list. Too.
02:03:34
Fucking long list.
02:03:35
Oh, shit. Isn't actually fuck.
02:03:38
Oh, see?
02:03:38
So that's that's the hardest part is the reading of the question sometimes.
02:03:42
Well, she's got a British accent. I don't know what you want.
02:03:44
She's got to go. She's. I'm sorry. Oh, she's.
02:03:47
Leave.
02:03:47
They're all in the thing.
02:03:49
She's last round talking twice. Twice.
02:03:51
Did the laughing Cow have a nose ring.
02:03:54
Yes. No or yes
02:03:57
I don't, I've never even Italian.
02:03:59
Yeah. Me either.
02:04:01
Dude.
02:04:01
So did you hear that Mario Kart shit? No.
02:04:08
I heard shit.
02:04:09
Is that a whole sentence? Did you hear Mario coming?
02:04:11
Mario Kart? Shit, the new Mario Kart.
02:04:13
I want.
02:04:15
And there's a character
02:04:17
and it has a boyfriend because I pick a topic.
02:04:21
And a lot of, animal enthusiasts are coming out
02:04:25
and they've complained and said they want that removed
02:04:29
because that's actually technically like, not necessarily a torture device,
02:04:32
but they used to lead them around by that and then has a thing.
02:04:37
Yeah.
02:04:37
Bring up your knowledge is off the charts.
02:04:42
That's what it says to me too.
02:04:44
So, wait, where does it say that?
02:04:49
At the bottom of the screen where it says keep trying the.
02:04:53
Oh, yeah, well, you suck.
02:04:58
So what's the topic?
02:05:01
I have an awesome suggestion, but I'm sure you have a better one.
02:05:06
Well, we're on a series where we start with, the them.
02:05:10
And then, we went to we us?
02:05:13
Yeah.
02:05:14
I thought it was me.
02:05:16
We us.
02:05:17
So that's that's worse.
02:05:20
By the way.
02:05:21
Shouldn't next week be you?
02:05:26
Me? No, I mean, you.
02:05:30
What's your suggestion?
02:05:33
I don't know, whoever wins chose the topic.
02:05:36
Yeah, it was, and I always do.
02:05:39
I should have won,
02:05:41
you know? Yeah,
02:05:43
I do like a good, like, I don't know, several months.
02:05:46
You didn't choose a single topic.
02:05:47
I don't know, I tried to, but you guys refused.
02:05:52
Well, then you don't get to pick.
02:05:53
Yeah.
02:05:56
There was, there were
02:05:58
let's see
02:05:59
last two has been suggested so many times.
02:06:03
But this is the first repeat we had because I do remember
02:06:08
one being called Gary and one being called me.
02:06:12
And those are synonymous me.
02:06:15
That is the Mandela Effect.
02:06:16
You're suffering from poverty that we didn't do either one of those
02:06:21
pop a service pop
02:06:25
civic, a service,
02:06:28
a service.
02:06:32
No, I'm changing my mind, pulling that one out and saying, you have to speaking.
02:06:35
Speaking of us, speaking of a cervix.
02:06:38
Yeah. Don't have a
02:06:40
feel like I'm a step ahead.
02:06:42
Well, I was committed.
02:06:43
I didn't break down in tears as she studies me
02:06:47
as she studies.
02:06:48
What was it for challenging bar exam
02:06:51
only to fail it to try from page six.
02:06:54
From doing this.
02:06:58
Give me
02:07:01
the bar damages.
02:07:02
Top bar is two weeks away.
02:07:05
Drinks time.
02:07:06
So she's really good. Study study study.
02:07:09
Oh my God.
02:07:10
You know, like I'm a step ahead. It's tough.
02:07:13
It's not so she.
02:07:14
Yeah she's she films this and posts this online.
02:07:17
Like I don't understand what like what we're doing here
02:07:20
because she's not even making a sandwich.
02:07:23
She's even look at herself.
02:07:25
What is this? What is this thing?
02:07:28
What's to stop?
02:07:30
Oh, she's trying to personify herself, you know, explode like I.
02:07:35
It's so hard. So much more to go.
02:07:38
It's so hard not going to school for a fucking minute and trying to take my word.
02:07:44
Just like my body is. It's so hard to pass.
02:07:47
She passed.
02:07:47
Whatever.
02:07:48
What's the paralegal bullshit.
02:07:52
She passed that before, and then she started getting some, like,
02:07:55
leeway in, like, the the legality thing, but it's just it's just a test.
02:07:59
And so all she did was passed a test to go to fucking school for any of this shit.
02:08:04
Next week on Fladge Rants.
02:08:05
We're going to take the bar exam, y'all.
02:08:07
Today I feel better. You should have several exams.
02:08:12
I yeah, and at the end of the,
02:08:17
it's end of the story,
02:08:20
she fails and then can't can't take it.
02:08:24
So the only crime that we get.
02:08:28
I guess so I love you, I love you.
02:08:31
All right.
02:08:32
Okay.
02:08:32
I'll call you as soon as I'm done tomorrow night.
02:08:35
As I cannot by
02:08:38
my wow happens.
02:08:46
That's a sandwich.
02:08:48
Look at that sandwich.
02:08:49
Freaking sandwich.
02:08:51
That's not a sandwich with that makes me hungry.
02:08:53
Oh, that's not live.
02:08:54
Gary. Hello.
02:08:54
I'm here to get a sandwich.
02:08:58
I came back with a sandwich.
02:08:59
And that's where you went.
02:09:00
Thank you.
02:09:01
Yeah, that's so.
02:09:07
Make it better.
02:09:09
Make it to.
02:09:10
I mean, to be and go.
02:09:13
I like that we love to.
02:09:19
I like that you love with me.
02:09:23
It's hard to see your face again.
02:09:24
Which makes it better to face.
02:09:29
Yeah.
02:09:29
I don't have my normal screens.
02:09:31
I don't see.
02:09:34
Yeah.
02:09:34
I want to see her face. If it's good, if it's not good.
02:09:36
I don't want to see your face as though you're saying.
02:09:41
No, that's what you're saying.
02:09:42
I'm confused.
02:09:43
Oh, I want to slap.
02:09:47
I don't even do a sandwich.
02:09:50
I don't even see a sandwich on the screen right now.
02:09:53
Face.
02:09:56
You hungry?
02:09:57
Or you make a sandwich?
02:09:58
Or if a sandwich is.
02:10:00
What is it?
02:10:00
Was your fix or fuck sandwiches?
02:10:02
Stupid fuck
02:10:05
you. Stupid fuck.
02:10:07
I just had to go. What?
02:10:09
Yeah. What you finding him?
02:10:11
I'm confused, though, because I didn't fix finding him.
02:10:14
You can fix. But he didn't fix my title.
02:10:16
Speaking of speaking of sandwiches,
02:10:18
there was a, story recently for, women drivers,
02:10:24
specifically, you know, veterans.
02:10:28
So apparently there's a new license plate that honors
02:10:31
female veterans.
02:10:34
Oh, no.
02:10:35
So this is going to be.
02:10:38
Now, I'm curious
02:10:39
what this is to what, counteract the
02:10:44
the man veteran license plate.
02:10:47
Yeah.
02:10:48
You know, man, no, I don't know.
02:10:50
It just says veteran.
02:10:52
Well, why?
02:10:53
I don't understand, man.
02:10:55
Veteran that I'd like to go to
02:10:58
the border to make this is back
02:11:01
I was muted I don't understand it though.
02:11:04
It really doesn't.
02:11:05
Slim Benson has unveiled a new license plate that acknowledges
02:11:08
the service, sacrifice and contributions of Michigan's woman veterans.
02:11:12
It's just like veterans, like already in the get off of duty veteran.
02:11:17
But you see women just like a lot of other areas, service.
02:11:20
They are a protected class now.
02:11:22
The plate has all
02:11:22
they need to be excluded and segregated from regular configuration
02:11:26
because they want to be accepted as the same plates honoring.
02:11:29
Yes, and present military members at the same time.
02:11:33
No, no.
02:11:33
So you're this is so you've been driving and you you see a
02:11:38
oh, veteran license plate, and then you pass them and it's just like,
02:11:42
woman that looks like she's probably never served a day in her life.
02:11:45
In your life?
02:11:46
His wife.
02:11:46
If you will pay for this car.
02:11:48
Yeah, it's probably probably her.
02:11:49
His, his, her.
02:11:51
They want to they want to bust that stigma.
02:11:54
What, are you driving your husband's car?
02:11:56
No, I mean, I know I don't want to know, but it's a woman's drive.
02:12:01
Yeah, we should put big flags with a woman's black.
02:12:03
Every car I, a Mexican veteran like I.
02:12:08
I think it's automatically.
02:12:10
Oh, we can't tell them like it's a hazard.
02:12:12
Or to help us, we have to say it's like some kind of pride thing.
02:12:15
So they do it on purpose, and that's fine.
02:12:17
I think it's just a money grab, to be honest.
02:12:19
All the women are going to run out and buy these.
02:12:21
They already had the veteran one that they got to run on by the the
02:12:24
woman veteran female be a woman.
02:12:26
But whatever it said, I just say I love my truck.
02:12:29
Very proud of my cervix. Veteran.
02:12:32
What did it say instead of spending 100 how much is a plate?
02:12:36
How much is a plate?
02:12:36
Hundred and 2040 bucks. On a newer car?
02:12:39
I don't know, $38.
02:12:42
I they wanted they offered for me to get it.
02:12:44
No way. I don't want to know. And I'm $38. Bridge.
02:12:47
I've got them on the bridge and I'm pretty private.
02:12:48
I drive a 2002 avalanche.
02:12:52
I try to weigh more than 30.
02:12:55
It's way more than $38.
02:12:58
It was $38.
02:13:01
Woman.
02:13:01
Veteran I'm getting ripped off.
02:13:03
Did I pay like 100?
02:13:05
You have a newer car?
02:13:07
I have a 2008.
02:13:09
It's not that much newer as far, no, but ripped off as well.
02:13:12
Mine's is years old, and if I pay 23 every time I turn it on, I'm over here.
02:13:18
So unless your car's 26 years old, is it 26 years old yet?
02:13:23
Yeah, it's a classic.
02:13:24
No, they'll turn the lights out of their vehicle because that's safer.
02:13:28
Yeah. So I got a plate.
02:13:30
I got a, classic or whatever.
02:13:33
Nice historic vehicle.
02:13:34
I got a historic plate.
02:13:36
So it costs $32 every ten years.
02:13:41
Wow. I'm getting close,
02:13:46
and obviously, and I.
02:13:47
I'm only supposed to drive the car to, to and from and in parades and whatnot,
02:13:51
shows and stuff.
02:13:52
But, I mean, I don't do that. It literally just sits.
02:13:53
Oh, your dad's truck.
02:13:55
We had in storage for a while.
02:13:57
They're in storage for a while.
02:13:58
But, you know, you you can't just keep a car stored without a plate on it.
02:14:03
Apparently, in my neighborhood.
02:14:06
So we want to be Hazel Park or anything like Hazel Tucky.
02:14:09
Hazel I, I had a house in Hazel Turkey.
02:14:12
Well, I thought that was kind of why I specifically picked that.
02:14:16
Okay. Good job.
02:14:17
Hazel Park has been one of the most up
02:14:19
and coming voted one of the most up and coming cities in Michigan.
02:14:22
As long as I can remember.
02:14:25
Oh no,
02:14:27
oh no, I didn't mean it like that as I said it, but it came out of you.
02:14:31
I thought you were into pinball.
02:14:33
I, I went to, Yeah, totally.
02:14:36
I went into free play, and it was fun.
02:14:39
It was really fun.
02:14:39
Wait, what made you say that?
02:14:41
Was my reaction. Not.
02:14:44
Damped enough.
02:14:47
I'm watching a mouse crawl through my barn right now.
02:14:51
Here's the question.
02:14:52
Is the play did you play any of those games?
02:14:56
You needed a beating, I did, Hercules was the big pinball machine
02:15:02
that you have to reach like this, and, that you ball.
02:15:06
That's a cue ball.
02:15:06
Yeah, it's a cube. Okay.
02:15:07
You see, you do know what's up with free play? Every.
02:15:10
I know everything about pinball.
02:15:11
No, I don't know anything about replay,
02:15:13
but I know the Hercules machine because it used to be at Cedar Point.
02:15:16
Oh, yeah.
02:15:17
Yeah, there are, there are very few of them.
02:15:20
Where where is it? Where is it? It's a,
02:15:24
15 mile and Utica Road.
02:15:28
Am I have the mile road wrong?
02:15:30
It might be 14 mile or 13
02:15:33
if you're from here.
02:15:35
It was a 48 minute drive.
02:15:38
Why can't I remember?
02:15:39
The name is sharks. Starks stinks.
02:15:42
Start.
02:15:45
Chris.
02:15:47
Spicer.
02:15:48
Spicer.
02:15:49
Sure it's not, Sherry's
02:15:53
pinball.
02:15:54
Chester Wizard.
02:15:55
Banana pee pee pee pee pee sparked.
02:15:59
I couldn't think of the word sparks.
02:16:01
Thanks. Yeah,
02:16:03
well, we were helping.
02:16:05
If you really want to check out pinball, go to sparks.
02:16:08
Or if you really want to check out pinball,
02:16:09
go to the yearly thing in Ann Arbor at the Pinball Museum, which it's close.
02:16:13
The guy has a private collection.
02:16:15
He has literally every pinball machine
02:16:18
and a bunch of people, just as I can play them for free, maintain them.
02:16:21
He has all these like little. I can't think of a word.
02:16:24
What's a group of people that works and doesn't get paid
02:16:26
interest?
02:16:27
Black.
02:16:30
Yeah, black.
02:16:31
Thanks for.
02:16:33
But so as long as you work on the machine for your required days or whatever,
02:16:36
you get access to that.
02:16:37
So it's the fact that they're not open to the public.
02:16:40
They're very nice, very good condition.
02:16:42
Just the machines at free play are really well maintained.
02:16:48
I'm unaware I should check it out.
02:16:50
It's also an arcade.
02:16:51
And, inside Oakland Mall.
02:16:53
Inside there. Play an arcade.
02:16:55
They've got.
02:16:56
They've got all sorts of.
02:16:57
Yes, there's ads played just for draw.
02:16:59
There's a bar.
02:17:00
And,
02:17:03
so I was there a lot and then,
02:17:05
they've got old school stand up video games and it was great.
02:17:09
It was really great.
02:17:10
I'm glad I went,
02:17:13
Will really had to push for us to go and, easy joined us.
02:17:18
It was a fun time.
02:17:19
Easy took that picture.
02:17:20
Oh, I'm glad, glad I was invited.
02:17:23
I wasn't not invited.
02:17:26
It's a good time to play the,
02:17:29
the easy clips.
02:17:30
Does he care if his likeness is ever on the show?
02:17:34
Because I think he doesn't even,
02:17:36
I don't think he would ever go notice.
02:17:39
Yeah,
02:17:41
he's never watched one second of the show.
02:17:44
He would if I popped the note on clash saying,
02:17:47
love that you starred in this.
02:17:50
No, no, it's, So yeah, I don't I still don't think he would have watched.
02:17:54
Okay. No, no, still not interested.
02:17:57
Good to know.
02:18:00
He's got his own crap going on and that's cool.
02:18:02
Oh, this is cool. We are flying.
02:18:05
You, me.
02:18:06
Easy.
02:18:08
Yeah.
02:18:10
Back when we used to hang out.
02:18:12
Yeah, there's no sound.
02:18:14
My sound got lost.
02:18:15
Which is good, because there's really no sound in these.
02:18:18
No, it's because no
02:18:20
one people
02:18:22
used to invite people to things crazy before the iPhone.
02:18:26
Before the iPhone?
02:18:28
Yeah. You. There's a sharp decline.
02:18:30
There's two graphs that it's shows like society
02:18:32
and playing outside and all that cool stuff that we do as humans.
02:18:36
Now we're like iPhone invention out of it, up.
02:18:39
We stopped.
02:18:42
You can say are discovering curbed off during Covid.
02:18:46
Our interactions are like it.
02:18:49
It never really got back.
02:18:50
Like I think we got used to just snow doing our own shit.
02:18:53
Or maybe you guys just don't invite me in anything ever.
02:18:56
Even before that, we did like mandates.
02:19:00
Yeah. Mandated meetings.
02:19:02
We always. We also used to live right next to each other.
02:19:04
So I mean, it's actually so
02:19:07
this is a pretty it's a pretty long drive from my place to your place I hate you.
02:19:12
Yeah. No, I try to get away to here.
02:19:18
There we go.
02:19:19
There we go. Ready?
02:19:22
Break floor.
02:19:23
We went right through the floor. Crazy.
02:19:26
It's crazy.
02:19:28
Just keeps going.
02:19:29
Just keeps going and going and going.
02:19:34
Without the wall.
02:19:35
Right.
02:19:37
Oh, it's like,
02:19:40
what is that thing where the stairs that are being labyrinth?
02:19:44
No, that's not what it's called.
02:19:47
So, Brady, did you, see that?
02:19:49
Oh, we got another one.
02:19:51
Oh, yeah. We got like 4 or 7 of them.
02:19:53
Oh, okay.
02:19:53
But I had to play it in a row because they keep getting progressively worse.
02:19:57
We fell two more.
02:19:59
There's two more. And then I'll stop.
02:20:02
All right.
02:20:02
This is this is my personal favorite. Okay.
02:20:05
So yeah.
02:20:09
No, no.
02:20:11
Oh, careful.
02:20:12
We loved each other too hard,
02:20:15
I'm.
02:20:21
I tried so hard to do rock, dude.
02:20:23
I did rock, paper, scissors for way too long.
02:20:26
Way too long.
02:20:28
And you guys did paper every fucking time.
02:20:33
Paper?
02:20:34
Everyone did paper
02:20:36
every.
02:20:38
You can even hear you guys saying, listen, this is.
02:20:41
I too fucking with me. You can hear yourself.
02:20:44
Whoops. Just changed.
02:20:45
You can hear yourself
02:20:47
when somebody is whispering
02:20:48
to everyone else saying, pick paper, pick paper, pick paper.
02:20:51
It's just weird.
02:20:52
I did do papers.
02:20:53
Listen real close.
02:20:56
The paper.
02:21:00
I did two paper,
02:21:01
like, oh, you have all the same weird, creepy smile and laugh.
02:21:06
Your hands were there.
02:21:09
Yeah, there were four.
02:21:09
I had two.
02:21:11
Now, finally, this one has some timing.
02:21:13
I got to get over here for this one.
02:21:18
And then where are you going?
02:21:21
Can this much I love so
02:21:25
also I ready?
02:21:28
Here we go.
02:21:29
I got to get higher.
02:21:31
Oh. Can we get the final.
02:21:35
Oh, oh,
02:21:38
I even threw in a getting monster there at the end for you.
02:21:41
Oh oh. Thank you
02:21:43
I if you don't feel free to do to do do.
02:21:46
And after 40 more attempts I actually got I to put do these.
02:21:50
Look there do these. Oh sure. Wow.
02:21:53
You're deep throwing your doofy.
02:21:54
Yeah. Yeah.
02:21:56
Why. That's not how you smoke weed.
02:21:59
Oh well it's a fun thing I it is.
02:22:02
No, no.
02:22:05
Oh well.
02:22:06
Oh that's cool.
02:22:08
Much fun just to make the phallic shapes go in my mouth.
02:22:13
Phallic shapes.
02:22:15
Yeah. I have a bunch of those fellas.
02:22:17
Phallic
02:22:19
for like.
02:22:20
Oh, yeah, when you
02:22:21
make like, you know, when you made this and it made no sense until today.
02:22:25
And now we know what we were supposed to do with it.
02:22:27
Yeah, this was the first one.
02:22:29
Didn't work out very good.
02:22:32
Oh, but they get so much better.
02:22:34
They do, they do.
02:22:35
I've seen all I like.
02:22:38
So the prompt was make Gary look like lady and the tramp.
02:22:43
Oh, okay. No.
02:22:46
Oh, no. I'm sorry. Wait.
02:22:47
That was the one that I don't know.
02:22:48
No, this is just gross.
02:22:50
I like you when I this myself.
02:22:55
Oh, he catches it.
02:22:55
He likes it when he catches it. Weird.
02:22:58
Yeah. It gets it gets weirder.
02:23:00
Yeah.
02:23:00
Does.
02:23:06
You know.
02:23:08
Haha. Yeah.
02:23:10
Dude, don't you please don't.
02:23:13
And now dude
02:23:15
hurts.
02:23:16
You're not supposed to, man.
02:23:18
Oh, look at the tongue.
02:23:20
Look at the tongue I like that, I like that.
02:23:21
That's that's an expert. You.
02:23:23
That's good. Yeah. You can. Yeah.
02:23:25
I looked into some porn and was like, oh no, I yeah, I'm like,
02:23:28
oh, this is how this is done.
02:23:32
Oh, we got something.
02:23:32
That's right. I'm giving.
02:23:35
Yeah. We know what happened there.
02:23:37
Oh there it is.
02:23:43
Yeah.
02:23:44
This so reborn.
02:23:48
What was it?
02:23:48
Yeah, yeah, that's what it was all about.
02:23:51
Me. Porn.
02:23:54
Oh, yeah.
02:23:55
Yeah.
02:23:56
Look, got all the heads I have.
02:24:00
I've never seen you happier.
02:24:01
I know, I know, I'm delighted.
02:24:05
This is. This is me.
02:24:06
We're we're.
02:24:08
In the meantime, it's all about me.
02:24:12
I'm going to keep going.
02:24:13
I don't know why.
02:24:14
I'll just remove the whole thing, though.
02:24:17
We just show, me kissing Dave.
02:24:19
People are dumb ass morons.
02:24:21
Without avoiding ending a sentence
02:24:22
with a preposition, splitting infinitives and starting a sentence with a conjunct
02:24:27
chin.
02:24:28
He's right.
02:24:30
I can't function.
02:24:32
I cannot possibly really be a god.
02:24:35
Otherwise I wouldn't have such a tiny micro penis.
02:24:39
It's true.
02:24:41
Oh, would you say that this is true?
02:24:44
Yeah. Is it me?
02:24:45
Yeah, yeah.
02:24:48
Me? No.
02:24:52
We still going or.
02:24:54
Yeah.
02:24:54
Oh, shoot me, kiss me. No.
02:24:58
Yeah. If you want to.
02:24:59
Otherwise I think like okay.
02:25:00
First of all I do make you kissing Dave.
02:25:04
That came out of your imagination,
02:25:06
manifestation, your desires, your wants, your fantasy.
02:25:10
Okay. The.
02:25:11
Would you like where where would you like to kiss Dave?
02:25:15
On the wall?
02:25:15
You know, I meant, like, oh, what room?
02:25:18
Not part of the body.
02:25:20
You're saying I this part of the body.
02:25:26
This part of this part of the body.
02:25:28
Which part of the room? Stop sharing.
02:25:30
It just keeps stopping and sharing it because you suck.
02:25:35
Not to doing.
02:25:38
There it is.
02:25:39
Oh, very.
02:25:41
Here we go.
02:25:42
There has not been one.
02:25:45
Oh he's at work doing that.
02:25:47
Yeah.
02:25:48
That's speculation.
02:25:49
Allegedly, allegedly.
02:25:52
Could we get much higher.
02:25:54
So I0I heard
02:25:58
oh my.
02:26:01
Oh can we do for us.
02:26:05
Oh I love oh do they let you play the guitars too.
02:26:12
Yeah.
02:26:13
No no
02:26:16
that would actually be a great.
02:26:17
Yeah. Yeah.
02:26:18
Oh yeah.
02:26:19
All of you ruin them every game.
02:26:21
Had a display piece that was associated with the game.
02:26:24
It was incredible.
02:26:27
It's like a museum arcade,
02:26:30
museum.
02:26:32
I can't believe how many these pinball places
02:26:34
have popped up.
02:26:37
The machines were a match.
02:26:39
How many quarters in or do you pay a cover charge?
02:26:42
And then they're all free. Play.
02:26:44
Free play?
02:26:45
You play. Many of them have popped up.
02:26:47
How many is it a restaurant or just cover 20 bucks.
02:26:52
And then you. Are you.
02:26:55
I had an orange wristband until yesterday.
02:26:57
I left it on for two days.
02:26:59
Orange wristband got me in and out.
02:27:01
But you had to leave just to go to the bathroom.
02:27:05
Leave.
02:27:07
And then, and then there was the the limited kitchen.
02:27:11
They had, like, pretzels and nachos.
02:27:16
But I was only interested in the beer.
02:27:18
Here's the thing. I wanted a Heineken.
02:27:20
Had the Heineken 0.0. No, no, thank you.
02:27:25
So I ended up with with the high noon
02:27:29
mango.
02:27:31
I there's so many pinball
02:27:34
places popping up lately in, in the last year, at least
02:27:38
two new dedicated pinball retro arcades have opened in Michigan.
02:27:43
Sparks Pinball Museum and Arcade in Troy, Michigan.
02:27:46
No no no no no no no no no no no.
02:27:49
That sparks too.
02:27:50
That's an extension.
02:27:50
Fuck sparks too. It sucks.
02:27:53
Sparks has been open for years in Chesterfield.
02:27:56
Just don't get them confused.
02:27:57
Don't get used.
02:27:59
An additional an existing major attraction, Marvel's Marvels
02:28:02
Museum is moving
02:28:03
to a new, larger location in Dearborn, which was announced in late 2024.
02:28:08
Scooter come on.
02:28:10
So there's a lot of they just keep popping up, you know?
02:28:14
Just know their fields.
02:28:18
You guys.
02:28:21
Troy.
02:28:22
So if I want to play pinball, what I do is I
02:28:26
walk right over there.
02:28:28
Yeah.
02:28:30
Oh, I like pinball.
02:28:31
I just don't have, like, this affinity for it.
02:28:33
I'd like to get, like, a pinball machine, but I don't know that.
02:28:36
Yeah, I like the premise.
02:28:37
There's like $10,000 and you only have one penny. Yeah, I just play.
02:28:40
I just play a game on PlayStation once.
02:28:44
It's a blue moon.
02:28:46
Multi ball is so tough to keep track of.
02:28:50
I at one point I had four balls in play and I didn't last long
02:28:55
because I just let them fly that we saw those videos where was just showing them.
02:29:00
Oh yeah. Yeah.
02:29:03
They were four balls.
02:29:04
But I was there and I could see
02:29:06
we had a show that doesn't exist.
02:29:09
It's true.
02:29:10
I have not have not made it.
02:29:13
You and I made a picture with you and Dave.
02:29:16
They have not mated.
02:29:17
Well.
02:29:18
So this is a I have a follow up from a news story that you brought us.
02:29:22
Brady.
02:29:22
That whole McDonald's, dispute.
02:29:25
Yeah. You like her hair?
02:29:28
Whose hair?
02:29:29
Her natural hair popped out of the, She's been in jail enough
02:29:32
now where she doesn't get the wigs in the,
02:29:36
you know, hair treatment that she got on the outside.
02:29:40
Yeah, well, this isn't the early cultural, if you will, them.
02:29:45
But, this is, a new.
02:29:46
We're going to go now to our other top story today.
02:29:48
Chaos inside an Eastpointe courtroom
02:29:52
as the suspect in July's deadly McDonald's stabbing faced a judge.
02:29:56
The victim's daughter, tackled by police after leaving the courtroom
02:29:59
and allegedly returning with a knife.
02:30:02
But the hearing continued, with prosecutors revealing how and why
02:30:06
you ever hear the expression
02:30:07
Muhammad allegedly stabbed her manager with a knife die by the knife?
02:30:11
Seven News Detroit reporter all tonight
02:30:14
on bond.
02:30:15
She's showing us what happened today and what comes next.
02:30:19
Yeah, it's a dramatic day here at just East Point as prosecutors
02:30:23
play the surveillance, not the.
02:30:24
What's going on, man? This is his story.
02:30:26
You know, you're following this. It's it's.
02:30:29
Did you see what I did there?
02:30:30
I know I said his history, his story.
02:30:34
We just we left Jennifer here.
02:30:36
It's her 17 year old daughter.
02:30:38
History behind bars.
02:30:40
This right here is video of the chaotic
02:30:42
aftermath of the 17 year old daughter of Jennifer Jama Harris,
02:30:46
who was tackled and arrested by police in the lobby of 38th district Court.
02:30:50
Eastpointe police say she brought a knife and then Moorehouse
02:30:53
after seeing the disturbing surveillance video of her mother's murder in court.
02:30:58
Harris's family was then barred from returning
02:31:00
to the courtroom for the rest of Friday's hearing.
02:31:03
Prosecutors can't bring a knife and attempt to stab somebody
02:31:06
in a controlled offense, even if they deserve it,
02:31:08
especially if they deserve it. They're going to be ready.
02:31:10
A large knife hidden under her arm walking into the back of the Eastpointe
02:31:14
McDonald's on July 10th, where she and her manager, Jennifer Harris, worked.
02:31:19
You know why she got busted sent home earlier that day?
02:31:21
Because the blood of what? She.
02:31:24
Because they recognized her nails in this photo right there.
02:31:27
At least
02:31:28
she had such a Jennifer Harris.
02:31:30
I don't know, do I was talking to my wife about it.
02:31:31
She's like, dude, imagine if I walked in to or your coworker walked in.
02:31:36
You can see with the hoodie on, you'd be like, dude, that's Jimmy,
02:31:40
what is he doing?
02:31:40
Like, you know exactly who the fuck it was if you work with him
02:31:42
all the time, when you know remorse because there is constantly
02:31:46
bullied her at work, I feel better.
02:31:48
Prosecutors say the only reason the attacks stopped is because
02:31:51
Good Samaritan DeVante Pace, who was in the drive through and saw
02:31:55
everything fired over the attack, didn't stop before the warning shot
02:31:59
because she didn't get hit, but it definitely was towards it.
02:32:03
And I didn't mind.
02:32:03
Yeah, but she still completed the act of murdering the person
02:32:07
to shoot a fucking bullet in the fucking like a building
02:32:11
can go through walls like I don't.
02:32:14
The warning shot right up in the air.
02:32:15
Daughter who is accused of bringing.
02:32:17
Yeah.
02:32:17
You can't just willy nilly just start shooting for her.
02:32:20
You can. You shouldn't, but you can.
02:32:22
You know you can't. You certainly can't.
02:32:25
I don't think you understand the difference
02:32:26
in the physics of can and can't compared to would and shouldn't.
02:32:29
I don't think you can because this is this has happened recently.
02:32:33
I know I can.
02:32:37
Look.
02:32:38
And I think MythBusters proved that the black down isn't fatal.
02:32:41
It might hurt you.
02:32:42
It'll hurt a lot if it hits the, like, the top of your head.
02:32:46
Which I found non
02:32:47
believable because they dropped a penny from the world,
02:32:50
from the empire, from a tall building.
02:32:52
And it went like speaking out into the ground.
02:32:55
Speaking of pennies.
02:32:56
Yeah, the last ones.
02:32:59
So not to look inside
02:33:01
are this to undersell your grandma and everything.
02:33:04
But for the penny.
02:33:05
No, I mean, you remember that.
02:33:10
I'm just saying they made the last penny this week.
02:33:13
Documented us. Yeah.
02:33:14
So there's just enough
02:33:15
pennies out there in circulation that they don't need to make more or.
02:33:19
No, every time you pay for these now, like,
02:33:21
give it to a store or a paper, it's worth
02:33:24
to the nickel.
02:33:25
Who's going to take it? That's not that's not why.
02:33:27
I don't think that's why they did it.
02:33:28
They're going to dispose of the penny.
02:33:29
So at some point in like a hundred years, a penny might be worth something.
02:33:33
Again, this will prove me right if they get rid of the $5 bill next.
02:33:36
I think they hated Abraham Lincoln.
02:33:41
Oh, why?
02:33:42
He's in our own thing for Mount Rushmore.
02:33:46
Because they are not ranked one through four.
02:33:48
It is just, oh, they're not for
02:33:50
this is a great video today guys.
02:33:52
As above so below.
02:33:55
Damn you.
02:33:56
What's your favorite.
02:34:01
Mr. Brady and Joshua
02:34:04
Brady and George Geary as above and so below we copy.
02:34:09
So close Brady.
02:34:10
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:34:14
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:34:17
Brady.
02:34:18
And your show it's Brady and draw.
02:34:21
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:34:35
It seems like you may have
02:34:36
been in the middle of something.
02:34:39
Should I add it back to the stage or.
02:34:41
It's an advertisement.
02:34:44
So I've been holding on to this and waiting
02:34:47
and waiting.
02:34:51
Now I'm just watching CeeDee lamb on a TV.
02:34:57
So as anybody who's been watching the show knows,
02:34:59
that I've been going through an evolution, an awakening, like a young woman's
02:35:04
journey, going from girl to womanhood and the fact of rap.
02:35:07
I've been learning rap.
02:35:08
I've been despising rap.
02:35:10
I still despise rap.
02:35:11
But at least I'm understanding a little bit more.
02:35:14
And we have some comments
02:35:18
we got to follow from Thomas
02:35:20
Thomas Chen's book.
02:35:22
So I was promised Chen s box s box.
02:35:26
Sorry if I'm mispronouncing your name.
02:35:30
Alabama Jones said he wants to talk to you right now.
02:35:33
He's also live on Rumble.
02:35:35
Who wants to talk to who?
02:35:38
Alabama. John. So he wants to talk to us.
02:35:40
I probably should have checked that
02:35:41
before the host just ended his portion of Who's Alabama?
02:35:44
John. Oh, wait, it was only three minutes ago.
02:35:47
No, I didn't get it.
02:35:48
Why is purple that's who's Alabama's Alabama John.
02:35:53
And who does he want to talk to you all of us.
02:35:55
Check it out while we're watching this.
02:35:56
Everyone.
02:35:59
So now I think this is this isn't the best rap I've heard,
02:36:02
but it is one of the greatest. Now,
02:36:06
this is, MC Baba.
02:36:10
He cannot hear.
02:36:11
He cannot speak.
02:36:13
So how does he know what he's doing?
02:36:16
I'm up.
02:36:18
Yeah.
02:36:20
Yeah.
02:36:22
Yeah.
02:36:24
I'm up.
02:36:28
Here. So
02:36:30
I feel
02:36:33
I. What he can see.
02:36:37
But he can't.
02:36:38
Like what Po,
02:36:41
I don't know.
02:36:41
I want to know if it's really what he sounds like, if there's a sound editing.
02:36:44
I mean, how do you.
02:36:47
Know? He doesn't know.
02:36:48
Maybe he feels it. I just I don't want to knock him off. This is.
02:36:51
I thought it was fake at first.
02:36:52
It is like in anytime he goes, oh, they have to, like, cut that.
02:36:56
I'm pretty sure this was an Eddie Murphy skit on SNL way back when.
02:36:59
It's just that ridiculous. But it's real.
02:37:01
This is so I as soon as I found out it was real and not like a mocking joke
02:37:05
or whatever, I support it because,
02:37:08
I mean, I, I don't have the guts.
02:37:10
I can speak almost as good as this guy and I don't have the guts to do it.
02:37:15
I had no,
02:37:17
I'm down to this.
02:37:19
I'm not.
02:37:24
Allowed to take
02:37:27
anything, step.
02:37:31
Up to.
02:37:34
Sounds more like a bird to me or.
02:37:36
No, it sounds like somebody.
02:37:37
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:37:39
He's being scared.
02:37:44
Yeah.
02:37:46
What do you think? So is that.
02:37:46
Is it good rappers? It's just regular rap.
02:37:48
They're exploiting somebody with a, gimmick.
02:37:53
Because, like, so I would place your tags on the drum.
02:37:57
That's technically that's all rap.
02:37:59
I would play certain things on the drums, and I had people that cared about me
02:38:02
that were in my band that would say, you can't play that in front of people, ever.
02:38:05
And I'd be like, oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
02:38:06
But if I where is this person's that like to say
02:38:11
it seems like they're encouraging him.
02:38:12
Is that a positive thing or is nobody's I'm not making fun of them.
02:38:15
There are probably people that are making fun of him,
02:38:18
and it is the ridiculousness of the whole thing, like a blind pilot,
02:38:21
you know, just things. Yeah, you've got to know that.
02:38:23
And if you can use that to make money, then do it.
02:38:27
Well, there was a singer on, America's Got Talent or one of those shows where
02:38:31
she was also a mute, and she sang a slow like, songwriter type song.
02:38:36
It wasn't rap. And she went into the solo.
02:38:37
You did the same thing, and people cheered and loved it.
02:38:43
Not because it was good, just because you should encourage.
02:38:47
I don't know what it it you should encourage.
02:38:49
You should do.
02:38:50
You shouldn't.
02:38:51
Why not?
02:38:52
How you know how hard it is to find joy.
02:38:54
You can't do that.
02:38:55
If you can't do that.
02:38:56
You shouldn't be on a stage doing that.
02:39:01
But you sure they should?
02:39:03
No matter how good I was at basketball, I don't belong in the NBA.
02:39:07
No, but you should. You.
02:39:08
If you enjoy playing basketball, you should be playing basketball.
02:39:12
And hopefully you do.
02:39:13
If you were trying to play, you had to be on a stage like that. No.
02:39:19
This should be there, this show and this YouTube channel
02:39:22
and this guy's rap career, I don't think is equivalent to the NBA.
02:39:26
It's more like I mean, it's more like open mic night at sparks.
02:39:29
We're not on, you know, Monday cable or we should television.
02:39:34
Do you think we could keep it clean for a half an hour to do like a fucking
02:39:37
keynote show?
02:39:39
I think we should try.
02:39:42
No. Oh, come on, come on, keep it professional.
02:39:47
I'm about to go over to another show, but I'm.
02:39:49
I want to play slaughterhouse two.
02:39:51
If he's not going to invite us on
02:39:52
since the chat plays, we can actually, the three of us can go into one.
02:39:55
Where else? The rap group
02:39:57
slaughterhouse? No. Slaughterhouse.
02:39:59
The game show with, sleazy p martini, the talent agent
02:40:02
from Gwar.
02:40:06
All right, you got something, I hope?
02:40:07
Because I'm gonna go check out this,
02:40:11
What's going on on Rumble?
02:40:15
Now, there's a story about a guy
02:40:16
that was, Well, there's only 50, so
02:40:20
when he saw him second long.
02:40:22
But finish it up about the shooting.
02:40:24
A random person firing bullets all willy nilly.
02:40:28
What this guy meant to.
02:40:31
But this isn't the story that I wanted.
02:40:34
Oh, no, that's a different story to bring it.
02:40:37
Whatever.
02:40:38
Whatever.
02:40:39
Michigan that really shot a teen who broke into his garage
02:40:41
and now facing manslaughter
02:40:44
charges, shot a 17 year old.
02:40:47
The 24 year old grabbed a gun or two shots in his grocery,
02:40:51
went to his door, striking Wilson.
02:40:55
And so, he's being charged.
02:40:58
This is what the, the kid looked like.
02:41:04
The young 17 year old kid.
02:41:08
This was, I think one of the other kids
02:41:10
that was with him, but, yeah, I play me can't be charged for.
02:41:13
You can be charged for firing bullets.
02:41:15
Oh. This is why.
02:41:16
This is why I'm not being like.
02:41:19
Well, you can't fire in a fucking stadium.
02:41:23
Though.
02:41:23
They weren't firing a stadium.
02:41:24
They were breaking into his garage.
02:41:26
They were just having to show them sympathetically,
02:41:29
wearing a football uniform.
02:41:30
He's just a kid.
02:41:32
Should he be murdered for doing that? No.
02:41:34
But should he be doing that? No. And is that the consequence?
02:41:37
Sometimes if you are on
02:41:39
somebody else's premises and they don't know why you're there
02:41:42
and they're trying to protect whatever is theirs,
02:41:44
their family, whatever.
02:41:48
But again,
02:41:50
if you have a gun, you are so tangible, for
02:41:53
I understand you're trying to argue your point, but you just argued my point.
02:41:57
He clearly could shoot a gun.
02:42:00
He did shoot a gun.
02:42:02
Thank you.
02:42:04
I don't think you were arguing
02:42:05
the way you thought.
02:42:08
Ryan says
02:42:12
my daughter is 18 and has dedicated her life to being a singer.
02:42:15
Guess what? She sucks.
02:42:16
But every fucking person around her is encouraging her to keep going.
02:42:19
That's a good thing, because, no, she's going to do a good thing.
02:42:24
It is because she's unless she wastes her life chasing this goal.
02:42:28
But the sad thing is, is people
02:42:29
that do make it kind of have to risk wasting their life to chase their goal.
02:42:32
They have to be all in, and very few people get it.
02:42:35
If you if you care and love your daughter, you should probably
02:42:38
give her a realistic backup, which I'm sure you have.
02:42:40
Or at least
02:42:42
made an example of that effect.
02:42:44
But what she's going to walk away with is that people love her.
02:42:48
They encourage her so they care about her.
02:42:50
She's going to build confidence.
02:42:52
She's going to build happiness and joy.
02:42:54
And she will probably never play famously.
02:42:56
But that's not going to matter, because she'll still carry
02:42:58
all the rest of that shit with her.
02:43:00
I just paid way too much for another piccolo for my daughter,
02:43:05
who's an adult, by the way.
02:43:06
Way older than a few.
02:43:07
A little bit older than 18.
02:43:08
But if you were driving in the grocery store, such a waste, you realize I would.
02:43:12
I would have it no other way.
02:43:14
Sorry.
02:43:15
You were driving to the grocery store, you realize halfway
02:43:18
to the grocery store that, it was closed.
02:43:22
Would you keep driving to the grocery store
02:43:23
or would you just turn around and not waste your time?
02:43:26
Go do some more productive?
02:43:28
Well, what have you told your wife?
02:43:35
You're like, hey, you know, the grocery store is closed.
02:43:38
And she's like, no, no, go. Anyway.
02:43:40
You know, you can do it. No, no. Keep going.
02:43:43
Don't give up.
02:43:44
But just for you to equate a mundane task of going to the grocery
02:43:49
store to the joy of learning an instrument
02:43:51
and the joy of playing basketball is absurd.
02:43:54
It's not the same thing.
02:43:56
I get your point.
02:43:57
I'm not saying that it seems futile and stupid, but it's not.
02:44:00
I'm telling you, there's
02:44:00
so much benefit, so much unexplainable, unmeasurable benefit.
02:44:04
In fact, I don't even think I've been here.
02:44:07
And it wasn't for music.
02:44:08
I certainly when I graduated high school, I wouldn't be here if not for basketball.
02:44:12
So. Right.
02:44:14
So so that that stuff is important. But I mean
02:44:18
so and I
02:44:18
used to sometimes kick myself because you kind of have to ruin
02:44:21
if you really want your kid to be you when,
02:44:23
when you're home you have to ruin them psychologically or ruin environment.
02:44:26
It doesn't work out, you know.
02:44:28
You know how hard that is really.
02:44:29
Like it's it's it's unbelievable.
02:44:32
It's you might you've got a better chance of winning something else and you end up
02:44:36
in something.
02:44:36
So that's, that's where this whole that's where like priorities and age matter.
02:44:41
Like you're not going to tell your five year old you got no chance, kid.
02:44:44
There's gonna be like, I just was trying to play, you know, whatever.
02:44:48
But an 18 year old. Yeah, you should start by then.
02:44:50
They should have some realization that they not
02:44:53
that they probably won't make it, that they aren't going to make it.
02:44:56
And either that'll drive them to do even better and actually make it,
02:44:59
which is I still almost impossible, I think, unless you make a deal
02:45:02
with the devil in some respect, I don't mean literally signing a deal
02:45:05
with the devil going to hell, but I mean, that's a euphemism for saying
02:45:08
you have to give up something morally correct in your life in order to be famous.
02:45:15
We need electricians all you want.
02:45:16
So being a English teacher.
02:45:19
So rappers,
02:45:21
some local theater, you know, you're going to just performance
02:45:24
some local theater that, you know, you make a little bit of a side gig.
02:45:28
I mean, so I have a question, Brian.
02:45:30
There's levels.
02:45:31
You don't have to be like.
02:45:34
Do you think that electricians that
02:45:37
aren't crushed dreamed electricians that were trying to be,
02:45:40
you know, aspired to be something else and ended up being electricians?
02:45:42
Do you think they're happier or less happy than somebody who was like
02:45:46
from the time they were in kindergarten, said, I want to be an electrician.
02:45:50
And I actually do know somebody who has somebody stuff more hands on.
02:45:53
I would say I love Brian's comment because that's why I am in favor of
02:45:57
I replacing all of that artsy fartsy bullshit because it's not needed.
02:46:02
Just cut the dream off completely.
02:46:04
Electricians are needed.
02:46:06
I just, I think that it's so important
02:46:09
and I don't just, you know, pick your color,
02:46:11
you can pick whatever you want.
02:46:13
But I was going to do a better quicker.
02:46:14
So we'll just do a prompt.
02:46:16
But you so like I joke about we don't do it for the views and all that.
02:46:18
That's the same exact concept I'm trying to say.
02:46:20
If you do a show and you do nothing, but due to the views,
02:46:22
you might succeed and get views and you might even become famous.
02:46:25
But it's not going to be the show that you wanted.
02:46:28
It's going to be a
02:46:29
even if you're rich and famous, eventually you're going to realize,
02:46:31
no, that's not the whole I was trying to fill.
02:46:33
Yeah, go ahead, say what you want for that one.
02:46:38
No, I just so what if what
02:46:41
if nobody ever, ever chased any dream whatsoever,
02:46:45
and everyone just did what they were supposed to
02:46:47
in the minimum and got the job done?
02:46:50
No one's ever don't do that.
02:46:52
But if it wasn't an unrealistic goal.
02:46:55
Right. But so I.
02:46:56
The only reason I'd said that
02:46:57
is because the top of of creative success in this world,
02:47:01
arguable between you and me, is basically record
02:47:04
sales, money and success that that's like you have.
02:47:07
You've made it even though I think.
02:47:12
Just the joy, a little satisfaction and monetary satisfaction.
02:47:15
Sometimes the personal satisfaction is better than the monetary.
02:47:18
Sometimes people always want the monetary more than the personal.
02:47:20
So I think always not that you can't buy some people that just do it for the money,
02:47:26
that you can always make movie
02:47:28
guardian angel people that do their jobs just for the money
02:47:33
and I don't.
02:47:33
I have no problems with that.
02:47:36
But I mean, you do your job because you have to do.
02:47:40
And if do you do anything else in life?
02:47:47
No. Just eat, eat, sleep.
02:47:50
Shit. Repeat. Yep.
02:47:53
Eat. Sleep.
02:47:54
Repeat these later.
02:47:55
But you one of those union guys that never shit off the clock.
02:47:59
And you feel proud of that?
02:48:00
Definitely not. Never.
02:48:01
Definitely never been Union.
02:48:03
I was so briefly.
02:48:06
What a waste of money.
02:48:07
I don't want to bash union. That's a different show.
02:48:10
Union served a purpose.
02:48:12
I've done work at union jobs and it's it's quite.
02:48:14
Oh, I do like everywhere I work. It's fine.
02:48:17
It's easy.
02:48:17
You have to do a goddamn thing.
02:48:19
No one does anything. Yeah. It's strange.
02:48:22
No one's expected to do anything.
02:48:23
If they take a bunch of breaks all the time.
02:48:25
I can unplug one hour lesson
02:48:27
with each other if there's, like, an outlet cord.
02:48:29
I'm simplifying just for the show, but if there's an outlet cord,
02:48:31
I'm a load I'm allowed to unplug this in, but I'm not allowed to unplug that. And.
02:48:36
I have to file like a
02:48:37
I have to file a work order request to get it unplugged.
02:48:41
And sometimes I can't unplug that and safely until that end is unplugged
02:48:45
because it's huge voltage. It's not.
02:48:46
I'm saying an outlet and a plug just for simplification,
02:48:48
but sometimes it's open electricity, you know, you got to have it.
02:48:51
It's ridiculous.
02:48:54
Especially if I'm actually trained.
02:48:55
But they don't care.
02:48:58
It sure does help though.
02:48:59
If you get paid, you know, by the hour.
02:49:03
It does.
02:49:06
She's been doing it her whole life.
02:49:07
Zero improvement whatsoever. Well,
02:49:11
I bet she's she's improved.
02:49:15
I mean, I mean, I don't know, I played, but maybe from negative
02:49:18
really horrible to slightly less for really good but just not good enough.
02:49:21
How long are you going to lie?
02:49:23
Forever. Unless she watches this.
02:49:27
But, see, like, I don't know.
02:49:28
You don't have to lie either. You can tell her the honest to God truth.
02:49:30
And I mean, do you want her to be a bad singer and to be unhappy of that fact?
02:49:34
Probably not, because you love her and care about her,
02:49:37
so you have nothing to gain by being honest.
02:49:40
Even though I get what you're saying.
02:49:41
Like you want her to
02:49:44
have a happier life in the long run, to not waste time or even worse,
02:49:46
waste her entire life chasing a dream and ended up being
02:49:49
homeless and completely unhappy because she can't even afford to work
02:49:52
if she's not an electrician.
02:49:53
I get it, but that's why there's plenty of time for both.
02:49:56
And you know what?
02:49:56
I didn't succeed as a musician, so maybe don't take my advice.
02:49:59
Maybe you do have to go all in and risk everything.
02:50:01
Go live on Skid Row and fuck everyone over and steal guitars and drums.
02:50:06
Some asshole stole my cymbals at a gig once.
02:50:11
Yeah, you just need to
02:50:13
if you even want, like a cookie cutter example of the do's and don'ts.
02:50:18
I think this is what you need.
02:50:19
You need to sit down here.
02:50:20
They said, say this to her.
02:50:23
This.
02:50:24
No, let me say something to you.
02:50:27
The black clown is disturbing to me.
02:50:29
Why did he make his eyes shut?
02:50:30
And a little bit of light on
02:50:33
right.
02:50:35
The reason you can't get work.
02:50:37
It's not because people don't like you, man.
02:50:40
You know, it's not because people don't want to give you a chance.
02:50:43
It's because you suck.
02:50:48
Oh, you're not funny.
02:50:53
You suck.
02:50:59
Right.
02:51:08
Right.
02:51:08
Yeah, I just yeah.
02:51:09
I mean, you can do that too, though.
02:51:12
I mean, I had family members who told me I sucked,
02:51:15
and actually, my uncle that played the drums
02:51:18
when I was just starting out would be like, he was honest.
02:51:21
He's he was honest with me, and he gave me his point of view.
02:51:23
It was very harsh, but it made me practice and try even harder.
02:51:28
But I still I can't do it.
02:51:30
I was saying I'm a bad example because I concentrated on a backup plan too.
02:51:33
And maybe you're not allowed to do that.
02:51:35
In order to succeed, you have to go all in because it's obviously so limited,
02:51:39
which is why there's so many people failed, miserable, homeless
02:51:42
because they their dream crashed and turned into a nightmare.
02:51:48
But who knows?
02:51:51
I'm also not Jewish.
02:51:52
That's the main reason why I quit.
02:51:55
But you quit or the reason you didn't quit trying to be.
02:51:58
I quit trying to be famous.
02:51:59
Like in my try to be Jewish.
02:52:02
After, like my last big band, I.
02:52:05
I'm like, I'm going to keep doing this.
02:52:07
I don't want to be a teacher.
02:52:08
I don't want to sit in a little room
02:52:09
like music box and teach young kids and tell them bullshit dreams,
02:52:15
but I still play
02:52:15
whenever I can and it's, yeah, it's an art form.
02:52:18
It's not a career.
02:52:19
It's an art.
02:52:22
It can be a career, though.
02:52:23
You can be a music major. Is she?
02:52:25
So if you're. Yeah, I'm more interested.
02:52:27
I don't want to lose the topic.
02:52:28
We're trying to ruin a child's life.
02:52:32
Is she going to school or this?
02:52:35
She's 18. Did she graduate?
02:52:38
I'm not sure if your culture has high schools
02:52:41
as your culture.
02:52:42
It's very offensive. American.
02:52:45
Yeah.
02:52:46
Isn't the American.
02:52:49
He is.
02:52:56
At least that's what he told me.
02:52:57
I don't know.
02:53:02
Oh, I forgot about this.
02:53:03
Look at this.
02:53:04
You were blowing leaves and fucking
02:53:07
burning shit with your little girly.
02:53:10
Your little, tiny little tractor.
02:53:12
It's so cute.
02:53:14
Tiny little tractor.
02:53:19
The deer motherfucker.
02:53:22
Yeah, you should look, John Deere was bought out recently by some.
02:53:25
They they they're a shit company now.
02:53:27
Nothing like what the old John Deere is used to be.
02:53:29
And as soon as you bought your tractor, you knew that, didn't you?
02:53:34
Yeah you did.
02:53:35
I bought it just before that.
02:53:37
No you didn't.
02:53:38
I could tell by looking at it that it's it's plastic.
02:53:40
It's not a to come.
02:53:44
So anyways, look at this.
02:53:46
This is a DeWalt.
02:53:49
I got to play the button. Me.
02:53:57
So I, I.
02:54:03
Know doing.
02:54:08
Why the fuck didn't I think of it?
02:54:10
That's all I want to know.
02:54:13
Oh, he literally just took, like, the straight part of a hacksaw
02:54:16
or the straight part of a bong and went under the intake of a fucking leaf blower.
02:54:20
It's brilliant,
02:54:23
you know?
02:54:24
You know what? You're wasting?
02:54:27
Do you know how much I waste every day?
02:54:28
Anyways? I don't get high anymore.
02:54:30
I just want to have fun. So you're doing it again?
02:54:31
Was this not practical? I don't know, I here for everyone.
02:54:33
Thank you. You just want to have fun alive?
02:54:36
Yeah.
02:54:36
Sometimes girls just want to have fun. But.
02:54:46
I like that, but filled with a glass tube full of cannabis.
02:54:49
And I'm. You know.
02:54:49
What do you think this is like the top shelf shit.
02:54:52
I bet it's not.
02:54:54
I'm pretty sure I can get, like, an ounce.
02:54:57
Some stems and seeds and shit.
02:54:59
It's not even stems.
02:55:00
It's just shake, which, you know, there's no stems and seeds.
02:55:02
It's nasty.
02:55:03
I would never buy it, but if I was doing this,
02:55:05
I go get a couple ounces of that crammed in there, 2.5oz in Michigan,
02:55:09
because of course you're never allowed to buy more care more than that.
02:55:11
And I never would.
02:55:13
Which, speaking of cover ups and
02:55:18
shining light on crimes, my store always wants me to buy more.
02:55:22
They're like, we're just ring up.
02:55:23
And I'm like, dude, no, I don't want to break the law.
02:55:25
You know who's going to get in trouble
02:55:25
if I'm driving home and I have two bags for twice
02:55:27
as much as I'm supposed to carry me, not you, and then probably them.
02:55:31
I usually just get delivery because it's free.
02:55:34
When you spend the amount of money I spend.
02:55:37
Yes. Yeah, I don't.
02:55:39
Again, there's no reason I know you're going to fucking tell me I'm paranoid.
02:55:42
But I don't want people to track my purchase, so I still pay cash.
02:55:48
You don't think that they scan your ID when you show they're scanning?
02:55:52
Your I.D. is not necessary in Michigan.
02:55:54
If they say they have to do that, they're lying to you.
02:55:56
They look at my I.D.,
02:55:57
verify my age, which is obvious, and put me under an anonymous account.
02:56:02
You don't do any kind of point.
02:56:06
Points are for suckers.
02:56:08
Point, dude, points are ruining the world.
02:56:09
One day you're going to go to get health insurance.
02:56:11
We are going to say you smoked 856 fucking ounces of
02:56:14
weed in your life, and you don't deserve health insurance,
02:56:17
and they're already doing that.
02:56:18
They don't even care about that.
02:56:20
What the fuck? Of course they do.
02:56:22
If anyway, they don't care about right now, but they're tracking it all
02:56:26
and eventually they will care about it.
02:56:27
People are going to you will use nicotine products.
02:56:29
You think they'll go, do you smoke anything?
02:56:31
Like do you think that would be on their list of.
02:56:34
So fun fact every weed store in the country
02:56:37
uses the same point of sale software thing.
02:56:40
It's not called toast. I forgot what it's called.
02:56:42
We've had this conversation before, and if somebody popped into the chat
02:56:44
and even told me what it was, but that's how that's the database
02:56:48
that has one single point of every pot smoker in the country.
02:56:52
And that's what insurance companies are going to get.
02:56:54
You know, exactly how much you purchased.
02:56:56
There's already been people
02:56:56
that have been denied insurance coverage because of their beer sales.
02:57:01
They bought too much alcohol.
02:57:02
They fucking we're not going to cover your kidney. Where is this?
02:57:06
I'll find it.
02:57:06
How do they know? How do you. How do they.
02:57:09
What do you mean, how do they know?
02:57:10
Because you gave them your information to get points at CVS,
02:57:14
where you buy your beer or wherever.
02:57:16
And so how does that equate to a health insurance?
02:57:19
Because the health insurance bought the database of all that information,
02:57:22
and now they're using it to either completely cancel coverage from CVS
02:57:26
all the time. It's just an anecdotal grocery store.
02:57:29
It could be everything you buy.
02:57:31
They have a health profile
02:57:32
based on you, based on tracking everything you do, and it's going to affect you.
02:57:36
It's going to it's like a social credit score.
02:57:38
They've been saying that for years
02:57:41
and the and the transparent outside.
02:57:43
But it's it would be based off
02:57:44
of like big quote averages and what you're consuming about
02:57:47
you just based off of like what your metabolic bullshit is
02:57:51
when they, when they do a blood test or whatever the hell or your B
02:57:54
if your BMI is and all that trying to get people in my insurance pool.
02:57:58
I want young, healthy Americans that don't have any issues.
02:58:01
BMI not a number one.
02:58:03
That is the easiest thing that to change.
02:58:06
Sure, I guarantee that's part of the profile,
02:58:08
but so is everything else that you can't even contemplate.
02:58:10
They've been saying that for years and it's never happened.
02:58:13
It's it's happening right now.
02:58:14
And when you say it's never happening, we don't have like a, a barcode.
02:58:19
We don't have the number of the bees stuck on her forehead yet.
02:58:21
But behind the scenes it is working. I work in data. I see it
02:58:25
data.
02:58:26
It's pronounced data.
02:58:28
Data.
02:58:30
If you're from Britain, maybe seeing Star Wars
02:58:33
and Star Wars.
02:58:38
Or is it Star Trek
02:58:40
track?
02:58:41
Speaking of Star Wars, did you see your look at what happened to purple?
02:58:44
By the way?
02:58:46
Purple, by the way?
02:58:47
Wait, what happened with John?
02:58:50
Or. I'm watching his show.
02:58:51
That's what I that's why I wasn't paying any attention.
02:58:54
Now that's cool. Thanks.
02:58:56
Go on. Music.
02:58:57
You listen.
02:58:58
It wasn't.
02:58:59
I mean, I know he's got.
02:59:00
Oh, he's way more viewers than we have, which is what I just don't understand.
02:59:03
That's fine. No one said it wasn't notable.
02:59:06
Me. Looks like he's just drinking.
02:59:09
Sit in front of his guns, listening to some country.
02:59:13
Which is pretty.
02:59:13
I mean, off the rough there.
02:59:15
Give me a little high will stuff.
02:59:19
You didn't worry about that fucking.
02:59:21
You need to worry about the, the lost Michigan going to suffer
02:59:26
because they've already suffered so many.
02:59:29
He doesn't sound like he's in Michigan now.
02:59:32
You know, it was a lot
02:59:33
funnier when you were talking shit when Michigan was doing good.
02:59:36
But now, I mean, it's like how I know I heard nothing from you all this year.
02:59:40
What the fuck?
02:59:41
Are you, like, 18 or something? Yeah,
02:59:44
I believe they're talking college football at the moment.
02:59:46
Michigan skin. But.
02:59:51
He's definitely not from Michigan.
02:59:53
Fuck Michigan.
02:59:54
They lose this thing. Yeah.
02:59:55
They suck this year
02:59:58
off. I get words.
03:00:01
I appreciate this show this this week.
03:00:03
I was ready for it.
03:00:06
I just,
03:00:09
I wasn't impressed with Gary's videos, so I didn't really play any of them.
03:00:15
But most of them were like this
03:00:17
with the new Mike Mayo for McDonald's.
03:00:21
It's creamy layers
03:00:22
of smooth mayonnaise stacked high on a toasted sesame seed bun.
03:00:25
It's towering, it's indulgent, and it's here for a little introduction.
03:00:30
Have you ever had the Mike Mayo?
03:00:33
Would you eat the mic? Mayo?
03:00:35
No, I don't like mayo I don't either.
03:00:39
No, I'm the only mayo in the Mayo Clinic, I guess.
03:00:42
I don't know, I like mayo and ranch.
03:00:44
I like ranch dressing.
03:00:45
That's pretty mayo. I like tartar sauce too.
03:00:48
Wait, I think I also like French fries and mayo.
03:00:52
Oh, let's see if I beat Gary in fantasy football.
03:00:54
I forgot about that.
03:01:05
I don't even have a link anymore.
03:01:08
That's weird.
03:01:12
Yeah, I would go check out his channel and then pop in and stuff,
03:01:14
but it's a little too country for my taste.
03:01:19
I can tolerate rap.
03:01:20
I've been learning rap.
03:01:23
I'll never tolerate country.
03:01:24
I don't get it.
03:01:27
It's like rock lite, is it?
03:01:28
Country is like rock and roll.
03:01:30
Light.
03:01:36
I guess.
03:01:38
You sure?
03:01:41
It doesn't have to be.
03:01:48
So that fucking,
03:01:49
That dude who killed himself.
03:01:52
Dallas Cowboys defensive end Marshon Kneeland.
03:01:56
Yes. Killed himself.
03:01:57
I like it.
03:01:57
I got attacked for my take on that.
03:01:59
Murdered and killed him. I'm just.
03:02:01
I'm just confused on, like. Why?
03:02:03
Like because it.
03:02:06
Oh, check it out.
03:02:07
Yes. According to Tucker, Dillon appear to have taken his own life
03:02:12
after a late night vehicle pursuit and multi-agency search.
03:02:15
Officer said Kneeland fled on foot after a crash on southbound Dallas Parkway
03:02:19
on Wednesday night. And was later located at 1:31 a.m..
03:02:22
The cause and manner of his death will be determined by the.
03:02:25
Whatever.
03:02:26
But it's like, does he did he think he maybe killed someone?
03:02:30
Which is why he fled and then like, thought his life was over?
03:02:33
Even just even just driving, he told us he told his family
03:02:37
that he was going to end his life.
03:02:38
Basically that night, right
03:02:41
before he left, before he got in the car and all the shit happened.
03:02:43
So I thought so too.
03:02:45
I thought I thought it was reactive after an accident.
03:02:47
Fucking up, get in a head on collision purposely,
03:02:51
I don't know, none of that makes sense.
03:02:52
But he was just out of his mind already and trying to end it.
03:02:55
Suicide? No.
03:02:56
That's suicide because he's. I was I was wondering
03:02:58
the reason is because unlike his own life, it seems so odd.
03:03:01
You know,
03:03:02
because either he was hiding something and something would come out
03:03:05
that they either found in the vehicle
03:03:06
that, like, you know, was unknown at the time that he only knew about or.
03:03:10
But it just seems, yeah, it seemed weird.
03:03:13
And so that's the the wrinkle there.
03:03:17
He was going to do it anyway.
03:03:18
He didn't flee until 1:31 a.m.
03:03:20
like a move that helped
03:03:23
pressure him to go, well, I'm going to be in a bunch of trouble.
03:03:25
So I already wanted to do it before I was in all this trouble.
03:03:30
Now I'm in all this trouble. So you know what?
03:03:32
Maybe, maybe I'll just step out.
03:03:36
Yeah.
03:03:36
And maybe he's tried before, and he's like,
03:03:38
I always talk myself out of it when I'm in a calm situation.
03:03:40
Let's throw myself in a situation I basically can't get myself out of
03:03:43
because this is the way I want it, right?
03:03:45
But I don't. I mean, I'm kind of sick of my attitude.
03:03:47
I've had a sick of my own attitude
03:03:49
toward people because I've had close people do it.
03:03:51
Obviously, people we know to.
03:03:53
And I'm sick of beat myself, too.
03:03:56
I just, I think we should treat them just like murderers.
03:03:58
And people are getting really pissed. Me oh, they need mental health
03:04:00
and we don't understand where they're at. Absolutely.
03:04:02
Until they actually do the act.
03:04:04
But whatever crossed them,
03:04:05
whatever crossed their mind to do that, it is unfortunate.
03:04:08
It is sad and I wish we could help them ahead of time.
03:04:10
But maybe if we start putting a stigma on it as murder instead of,
03:04:13
you know what, they were having trouble and they died from a self-inflicted it.
03:04:16
Oops.
03:04:16
This murder self-inflicted. Whoopsie.
03:04:19
Do you call it.
03:04:20
Yeah, I want to call them autism.
03:04:22
So they're a murderer. They're a murderer.
03:04:25
Even though they murdered themselves.
03:04:26
You're capable of murder.
03:04:28
And what it is is if you've ever lost somebody tragically and accidentally,
03:04:32
it's really kind of short selling that.
03:04:34
Like, you don't deserve the same sympathy
03:04:35
as somebody who was just minding their own business
03:04:37
and a fucking meteor landed on their head and killed them.
03:04:39
If you chose to
03:04:41
end your life, then we're going to respect that by not mourning it, not being sad.
03:04:45
Congratulations for you.
03:04:46
You did it.
03:04:49
I'm happy for you.
03:04:51
Sad for your family.
03:04:52
Just like anybody who got murdered.
03:04:53
They're also a victim of a murder.
03:04:55
People think that. I'm just completely harsh on that fact. Yes.
03:04:57
They're also a victim of a murder.
03:05:00
But I don't want to
03:05:01
soft sell it and call it frigging self-inflicted hurt.
03:05:04
So make it hard.
03:05:06
Yeah, make everything hard.
03:05:07
Make it hard.
03:05:10
What did he say?
03:05:13
Make her.
03:05:14
The most important thing happened is, I beat Gary in fantasy football this week.
03:05:17
Won 33.66.
03:05:19
Oh, my God, what are you gonna do that?
03:05:22
An extra win this week.
03:05:24
You chose better things than he did.
03:05:25
Oh, my God, that's so cool.
03:05:28
Do that.
03:05:28
What you just said. Even though, again, you're, like, arguing and mocking me.
03:05:31
That's literally the.
03:05:33
That's how you succeed in life, making the right decisions.
03:05:36
So I just tell you, yeah, you you took somebody else's achievements
03:05:40
and you're taking credit for them because you chose the thing.
03:05:42
No, no, no, no.
03:05:43
I'm taking my anal prowess and anal.
03:05:46
The football players and showing you that I can anal them.
03:05:49
I can I can basically give them anal better than you can.
03:05:55
So I don't I there's nothing wrong with that.
03:05:57
You're pretending like you have to find the.
03:06:01
Did you find the new South Park ability?
03:06:03
I did, I I've had it but.
03:06:10
Dude, it's so gross.
03:06:11
It's not poop.
03:06:13
It's not cool. Like it's like a bad dance.
03:06:15
They could have got the eyeliner vans, you know, they picked.
03:06:18
They picked.
03:06:19
They picked their vans.
03:06:20
Yeah, because they're trying to insult him.
03:06:23
Okay.
03:06:24
I to feel sorry that it's sort of summarized though.
03:06:27
Who's the attorney general?
03:06:29
What's your name? Bondi.
03:06:31
Bondi has shit on her nose.
03:06:32
The whole episode is us.
03:06:36
The sex part between the two of them was the least.
03:06:39
That wasn't the cool part.
03:06:41
Who's that guy? Diaz.
03:06:43
The cool part is everybody in the school's making, so that was better
03:06:47
sure of yourselves.
03:06:50
Of doing gross things like, to each other.
03:06:52
Exactly what you're doing at exactly the same time.
03:06:56
No, it's it's so not cool.
03:06:58
I'm not playing it.
03:07:01
I don't want South Park and Paramount after me.
03:07:04
Well, they would probably claim that we were already stole their.
03:07:09
Actually, they stole our shit.
03:07:11
They stole our gimmick.
03:07:13
So the pony's gone. We already talked about that.
03:07:15
Just a new story, just in case.
03:07:17
Oh, yeah. There was this thing.
03:07:21
The penis.
03:07:21
The penis.
03:07:22
But this happened,
03:07:25
and these are always fun.
03:07:26
Let's switch gears here for it.
03:07:29
What are we doing with this fucking.
03:07:33
Finish one of those sentences.
03:07:36
Right. No.
03:07:39
Well, it's got all this weird crap about their stories.
03:07:42
When you pause it and it's like, it's hard to
03:07:45
balance.
03:07:47
Where's the volume? There's no volume.
03:07:49
Is she going to pass out?
03:07:51
Yeah, you could tell her, right?
03:07:53
You could tell right there. Dude. Her look at her.
03:07:55
Look at her wobble.
03:07:56
Then.
03:08:00
She's sweating like you wouldn't believe.
03:08:03
I can smell it. It's that stress sweat.
03:08:05
Oh, look at her ass, dude.
03:08:06
She's shitting and pissing herself to the G.
03:08:08
Are you sure? Yeah. Back up.
03:08:11
Absolutely. Hopefully.
03:08:13
Let's just say it's sweat for her dignity. Look at her.
03:08:15
Look at her crotch.
03:08:17
It's soaking wet right before she falls.
03:08:20
Well, there's splatters.
03:08:21
There's all shit right there.
03:08:28
That's just not cool, man.
03:08:31
I watched my wife completely faint in front of me,
03:08:34
and it sounded like somebody dropped a bowling ball on the cement store floor.
03:08:41
She said this would be bad.
03:08:43
She said she reached out to put her arm on my shoulder, but
03:08:46
she was like, ten feet away from me. She.
03:08:50
Awful, awful feeling.
03:08:53
Wow. Yeah.
03:08:53
Somebody care about bounce off the floor.
03:08:56
I have about 50 fucking videos from Gary, but I don't think
03:08:59
we're going to get to him today.
03:09:01
I'm going to give you an example of one of them.
03:09:05
Noted. So you know why.
03:09:07
Here's a pickle jacket.
03:09:10
Oops.
03:09:11
I don't even know the.
03:09:13
Oh, it's a low for the pickles.
03:09:16
Yeah, but it's see the saw logo bouncing around it?
03:09:20
Yeah.
03:09:22
Pickle jacket.
03:09:23
Be cool.
03:09:24
Pickle jacket.
03:09:27
Imagine how warm those pickles would get.
03:09:28
How fast the.
03:09:31
So if it's cold outside,
03:09:34
then you're not wearing a fucking jacket full of cold pickles.
03:09:37
He'd be freezing, right?
03:09:38
You're wearing that in the dead of summer.
03:09:40
You're like, oh, it feels so good when you first put it on because it's cool
03:09:44
and okay, I got to be an asshole.
03:09:46
So you got one whole.
03:09:47
I know it's I know I'm logically arguing I.
03:09:50
But realistically, here's the hole right here.
03:09:52
Why, once you take one pickle out,
03:09:55
actually, how did you even get one pickle out?
03:09:57
The chances of a growth. Yeah.
03:09:59
It's all going to like, squirt out.
03:10:01
So I gotta go back to that I'm taking out.
03:10:03
How do you do.
03:10:06
Well when when it zoomed to it, it just happened to be right there
03:10:08
and it just went away.
03:10:10
And I was back taking this out.
03:10:12
Oh, I just touched it with the finger and it just popped right out.
03:10:15
Just happened to be sitting there.
03:10:16
And why isn't the water just spurting out of the hole?
03:10:18
Because I understand how pressure works.
03:10:20
Because he's laying on his back.
03:10:23
No, he's not.
03:10:25
Yeah,
03:10:27
he gave it to a homeless person.
03:10:31
But he wasn't a homeless person.
03:10:33
Actually, that was a pretty good video.
03:10:35
Maybe we should look at more.
03:10:40
Sabina,
03:10:41
I know physics proves the universe is real.
03:10:44
The universe is real?
03:10:46
Yeah.
03:10:48
What are we not real?
03:10:50
Sandwiches that look that takes.
03:10:54
More,
03:10:58
Nope.
03:11:02
I think we did a really good show without
03:11:05
all these videos.
03:11:06
This time.
03:11:09
See, to.
03:11:09
Come on.
03:11:11
What am I supposed to do with this?
03:11:18
There's no sound, but it doesn't matter.
03:11:20
Eat it.
03:11:22
I like it.
03:11:26
I'll eat it so gross.
03:11:28
That's what my food eats.
03:11:32
That's what your food eat?
03:11:34
Yeah, my food eats lettuce too.
03:11:38
I heard about this.
03:11:39
I didn't watch it yet, but, Oscar Attaway in the game, some heavenly diva,
03:11:42
football player and a state trooper in to see if the Gamecocks play can serve it.
03:11:46
And the Gamecocks split the shoot across the middle for a first down.
03:11:50
Harbor's got great speed, but track star is free inside the 30.
03:11:54
Inside the ten into the end zone.
03:11:58
Touchdown! South Carolina.
03:12:03
Nick Harbor holding his leg.
03:12:05
And he continues into the tunnel after he outruns defenders
03:12:09
for an 80 yard touchdown to make it 26 to 3.
03:12:17
What did he see his track speed on.
03:12:21
He's 6 to 3.
03:12:25
I think you can go back far enough.
03:12:27
Back. Yeah that's this.
03:12:29
That's the moment. Oh.
03:12:34
He like tries to make his way through them because they weren't giving them room.
03:12:37
And so he just had a double fucking shoulder.
03:12:44
That is track speed.
03:12:46
I thought you were talking about his inappropriate name.
03:12:49
Maybe you should play that again.
03:12:52
Back up to the middle.
03:12:54
It's track speed. Track speed.
03:12:57
Defenders.
03:12:58
Front 80 in the touchdown to Nicole Burks.
03:13:01
The three.
03:13:04
What did he see?
03:13:06
He's a crash marker.
03:13:07
Dude. His name is Nick Carr.
03:13:10
He's almost like he was like I hear you Nick.
03:13:13
Nick Saban
03:13:14
aka Nick Harbor Nick Nick Nick Carver
03:13:17
Nick Kabir Wham Nick Nick who
03:13:21
you like pushes them on the fucker.
03:13:26
Yeah, but dude, I don't care if he's a sheriff or he's a football player.
03:13:29
We've all been in that situation.
03:13:31
Yeah, when they want people you're trying to walk through and people are walking
03:13:34
in the big line and it's like, hey, this is every stadium you've ever been at.
03:13:38
You're on the right side.
03:13:39
They're already squeezing over in the middle.
03:13:41
Dude, I would stuff no, dude.
03:13:44
I would brush one person and then I will plant and fucking
03:13:47
the next person.
03:13:50
I don't care, I don't care how close she is.
03:13:54
Right.
03:13:55
So you're probably fine with what you do here.
03:13:58
Why didn't he go?
03:13:59
Yeah.
03:13:59
He and number eight had nothing to do with it.
03:14:01
27 got more of it.
03:14:04
Yeah. Number eight actually.
03:14:05
They kind of leaned out of the way a little bit.
03:14:08
Although I think number eight is too tall.
03:14:10
He's right in line with number 27 like shoulder pads.
03:14:14
So. And it's all right.
03:14:15
It's a it's a white sheriff and it's in Texas.
03:14:17
So it's track speed.
03:14:22
There obviously obviously could be racist.
03:14:27
He just went over there and there's like he's not going there.
03:14:28
Maybe they stole something.
03:14:30
Had to go over there and shoulder bump. Yeah.
03:14:31
Why did you there's a football game going on.
03:14:34
He's been hired to keep the safety of that.
03:14:36
And he's got to walk out the tunnel right then
03:14:39
he was walking into a.
03:14:44
Oh, the code evolves.
03:14:45
But why did the player have to overrun so far into the.
03:14:47
Although I think he had pulled something that was maybe going to the
03:14:51
way to go get under room.
03:14:53
But Raiders are spot on.
03:14:55
Are they?
03:15:04
Just.
03:15:07
So I looked up any three
03:15:10
I at less news and I found
03:15:13
nothing interesting.
03:15:14
I've heard all this stuff about it.
03:15:16
How it's like spewing stuff and it's doing stuff that's,
03:15:18
you know, it's changing direction, how it's broke.
03:15:21
I nothing's come about none.
03:15:24
And I guess it's going to start very soon.
03:15:26
It's, descent out of our solar system and we'll never see it again. So.
03:15:32
So if there's anything you want to say to it, I think there was all this other.
03:15:36
There was other stuff that they said was.
03:15:41
What do you mean Nibiru?
03:15:42
Or is aliens or some type, it changes directions, change speed.
03:15:48
It was ejected.
03:15:49
Some type of something out of it.
03:15:52
They weren't sure what it was made out of,
03:15:56
but it just seems like it's just a rock.
03:15:59
Just like passing through.
03:16:02
Yeah, a comet is what they call it.
03:16:04
That's what it was the whole time.
03:16:06
Are you disappointed? You. You want.
03:16:08
So that's the weird part.
03:16:09
I just heard all these things and I was like,
03:16:11
okay, if that's what they're like, obviously
03:16:13
you'd be able to factually check these items.
03:16:18
Oh, it was here and then it traveled here, which means that it didn't
03:16:21
take a straight trajectory.
03:16:22
It had like it turned.
03:16:25
And I've heard these do watch the show,
03:16:29
but I
03:16:29
just having it turned when it went past the sun.
03:16:33
Yeah.
03:16:33
But they're talking about like it also sped up turning.
03:16:36
It sped.
03:16:36
No, no, it didn't turn on a dime.
03:16:39
You turn on them and then it,
03:16:42
it sped up, which I thought, oh, that's pretty interesting.
03:16:45
And then I looked and it was because the sun heated up
03:16:47
a bunch of crystals on, like, ice crystals, and they formed a,
03:16:50
like a gas push off, or, you know, like a thrust when it burned
03:16:56
or or it's aliens.
03:16:59
I mean, it could be aliens.
03:17:03
To come.
03:17:11
To go.
03:17:11
This is flare rant live.
03:17:21
It's a chicken attack.
03:17:23
Chicken attack?
03:17:24
Is this fucking thing off of me?
03:17:27
Hey! Oh!
03:17:36
So not necessary.
03:17:43
No face, no full screen.
03:17:44
Man. I just don't understand.
03:17:50
Oh, this isn't the attack.
03:17:51
This is at.
03:17:51
This hand was attacked up.
03:17:57
We want that attack footage. Not.
03:18:00
She's okay. After
03:18:03
chicken attack footage, they're just playing around.
03:18:09
Cool.
03:18:09
I thought we had a chicken attack from.
03:18:14
No. Apparently not.
03:18:18
That chicken is all over the internet this week to.
03:18:28
Gary sent this one to.
03:18:37
That this chick, Jimmy Kimmel.
03:18:43
Oh, me.
03:18:45
Oh, God.
03:18:46
Oh my God. Oh!
03:18:51
She's
03:18:52
so strong.
03:18:53
Smashing in the windshield.
03:18:56
Mike, I'm worried about Monday.
03:19:00
I don't have a Goldberg machine.
03:19:02
I just wanted to play that.
03:19:03
I thought we were doing a Golden Bear.
03:19:05
No, I don't have any.
03:19:09
I can't hear
03:19:11
fuck off.
03:19:14
You sure?
03:19:15
I think there's kind of, Yeah.
03:19:20
I can't hear.
03:19:23
I think you can hear.
03:19:25
I cannot hear it.
03:19:26
It was sick.
03:19:27
It here be way more entertaining
03:19:30
if I could hear it because I'm bouncing between two browsers.
03:19:33
It's just doesn't like when I do that.
03:19:36
Can you hear it? Now?
03:19:39
I just have to say, you know, in general, I don't really believe in conspiracies
03:19:43
because as a member of the Illuminati, I.
03:19:47
I know that we, the lizard people, control everything.
03:19:51
And it's really hard to believe that Trump on oblivious that he didn't notice
03:19:55
his good friend was running an international pedophile ring.
03:19:59
So I guess Trump is the one guy on earth who sings.
03:20:02
YMCA is a straight anthem.
03:20:06
And on a basic level, it's just shocking
03:20:08
how many alleged pedophiles Trump was friends with.
03:20:12
Epstein, Prince Andrew and Diddy.
03:20:14
I mean, that's that's a lot.
03:20:16
You know, this.
03:20:17
I mean, think about this.
03:20:19
Trying to bash you know, how many pedophiles do you know?
03:20:22
One, maybe two.
03:20:25
But Trump's like the Forrest Gump of meeting
03:20:27
famous pedophile.
03:20:31
The bill
03:20:32
ending the government shutdown will fund snap through next September.
03:20:35
And thank God because I was this close to donating food.
03:20:41
And President Trump,
03:20:43
President Trump attended just the whole weekend Update on Sunday.
03:20:47
And I guess he hasn't been to one in a while because he showed up in red skin.
03:20:51
It's orange.
03:20:55
It was also reported that President Trump told the owners, his manager,
03:20:59
that he wants their new stadium to be named in his honor.
03:21:03
So say hello to the Dementia Dome.
03:21:07
Okay. I can't take any more of that.
03:21:09
That's where it is.
03:21:10
Fun fact.
03:21:11
He actually, he actually has a whole dementia dome that's out.
03:21:13
That's, it's his club, right. And made a deal.
03:21:16
Biden made a deal to move the Washington Football Team back into Washington, DC
03:21:20
in a new stadium, and Trump is actually holding up
03:21:22
construction, trying to force them to name it after him.
03:21:28
Which, I mean, whatever,
03:21:30
if that's what they want.
03:21:32
Speaking of pedophilia,
03:21:35
speaking of it, let's try to make fun of JR this week
03:21:37
when he was talking about how manly his what was the quote?
03:21:40
Nothing girly, nothing girly about a dear son.
03:21:44
Yeah.
03:21:45
So to be funny I simply googled pink Tiger tractor
03:21:49
pink Deere tractor because I wanted to send a photo of a
03:21:52
very girly tractor back to Mark Shaw's manhood.
03:21:55
You know, common locker room man humor.
03:21:58
And I stumbled upon this.
03:22:02
And, oh, I can't make it bigger.
03:22:03
Come on.
03:22:05
Yeah, I mean, I think you are showing the.
03:22:12
Okay, so I went to this Pinterest.
03:22:14
There's our tractor is why I drew me here.
03:22:16
But then so I saw.
03:22:17
All right, there's a it's kind of cutesy that it's the,
03:22:21
you know like the Coppertone tan 20s ad heists.
03:22:24
Burlesque.
03:22:25
All right, well, hold on a second.
03:22:27
Now, that's a really slutty. Wait, wait a minute.
03:22:29
Why is there a girl, a very little girl in a bikini or whatever?
03:22:34
But why is there?
03:22:35
These are confusing. So I thought maybe that's just my mind.
03:22:38
These are just innocent.
03:22:39
I'm telling you, I searched for pink John Deere,
03:22:43
and there's the pink John Deere.
03:22:44
But this Pinterest channel,
03:22:46
whatever they call pinch, whatever Pinterest calls them.
03:22:49
So this is the first one.
03:22:50
I was like,
03:22:50
all right, that's a two piece naughty schoolgirl right next to this girl.
03:22:53
I thought, okay, maybe that's just my mind.
03:22:55
Maybe it's me.
03:22:56
That was the problem because this is just an innocent girl.
03:22:59
So click the little farther came upon this picture could take me
03:23:05
to get a second to get there, because I made so big.
03:23:12
Then I have this picture.
03:23:16
Where I zoomed out a little more.
03:23:17
So there's the same tractor, there's the same sexy, naughty girl.
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Warning. Adult content now. Warning.
03:23:23
Adult content.
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Okay, I like some good adult content, but why is this?
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Why is this girls in a
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bunny group pink sheer bikini with their assholes?
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Whatever.
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Maybe that's innocent too.
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But now this girl.
03:23:37
Why are there little girls in this fucking morning?
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Adult content.
03:23:40
Can anybody tell me that?
03:23:43
Because they're like, pose all sexy.
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If that's the answer, that's the wrong answer.
03:23:49
This needs to be stopped.
03:23:52
I'm not even sure what to do about it.
03:23:54
Well, what do you do besides zoom in?
03:23:57
I'm hoping that it's just an innocent.
03:23:58
Like they grabbed a bunch of pink pictures that were just pink,
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and that's the only.
03:24:05
Time I.
03:24:06
No, those poses are very like.
03:24:08
Oops, I did it again with the phone.
03:24:10
I don't know, something, not even an underwear model pose.
03:24:13
That's like,
03:24:16
I don't know, there's some,
03:24:19
erotica about it.
03:24:21
I mean, there's there's a there's a group of people that want the girl.
03:24:27
There's a group of people that are attracted to that,
03:24:30
clearly.
03:24:31
Oh, I know, yeah.
03:24:33
At least I didn't.
03:24:34
I didn't think it was you, but I was just talking about something else.
03:24:37
I mean, I don't know, wait till Jesus on the cross
03:24:41
or a scarecrow came first.
03:24:46
But what you guys are saying with your silence
03:24:50
and obvious discomfort,
03:24:54
is that you see the copyright
03:24:55
infringement claim.
03:25:01
But because Jesus,
03:25:04
what is the difference between God and the Scarecrow when one of them
03:25:09
was designed by human beings to trick animals into behaving themselves?
03:25:15
Oh, I see is.
03:25:25
This an atheist cat girl.
03:25:29
Oh. Because,
03:25:32
you know, we've been tricked to believe in something greater.
03:25:36
So Gary was talking about some of your own jokes and the audience's.
03:25:41
The fuck was he talking about?
03:25:42
In the beginning, I wanted to comment on it, how?
03:25:44
It was just ridiculous.
03:25:46
No, I don't remember at all.
03:25:49
Atheist.
03:25:51
Yeah.
03:25:54
Pain. Just
03:25:56
I don't know.
03:25:57
I probably addressed it.
03:26:00
It's, we're in an impasse
03:26:02
because I don't I'm never going to believe that there's nothing.
03:26:05
Oh, I remember what it was.
03:26:06
He said that when it would be so sad if we were in heaven, looking down
03:26:09
at our loved ones through misery.
03:26:13
And there's no possible explanation of why this would ever be.
03:26:15
And it's just so miserable.
03:26:16
How could anybody stand to go through that?
03:26:18
But my argument is, if you become part of everything,
03:26:22
you know the outlook, you know how everything ends.
03:26:24
You know how everything started. Time doesn't exist.
03:26:27
Little simple, mundane things like human emotions mean nothing to you anymore.
03:26:31
Obviously.
03:26:33
So how would you be affected by human emotions if you're not a human anymore?
03:26:37
It's a ridiculous argument.
03:26:43
I think you would.
03:26:45
You couldn't.
03:26:46
But you can use that as an argument against the existence of it.
03:26:52
But you
03:26:54
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.
03:26:58
Because every part of it take part take.
03:27:01
Those are hot peppers. What? What is gradient?
03:27:03
Why did you do that?
03:27:05
Because you part of a fucking answer.
03:27:07
Oh shit.
03:27:09
Isn't that animal cruelty?
03:27:11
Would you let your dog eat a hot pepper knowing how fucking hot it was?
03:27:15
Did you see the way the dog bang
03:27:17
bang bang they were
03:27:21
teaching? Alright, maybe you know what?
03:27:22
Hold on the wait.
03:27:23
See, now, this is where humans never look.
03:27:25
So what if this owner for the last 2000 days has put pig food out there
03:27:29
and the dog keeps eating it? Is it okay then?
03:27:33
If he's
03:27:34
whatever pigs eat and the dog's trying to steal it, it's not his food he wants.
03:27:37
You know, the pig eat pig food, dog. It's dog food.
03:27:40
So the owner is finally like, I'm going to teach his dog a lesson to stop eating.
03:27:43
I'll bet you this dog never eats out of this bowl again.
03:27:46
No way. Dogs are stupid.
03:27:47
They don't learn the lesson.
03:27:49
They keep doing it over to do they?
03:27:51
They are. They can be obedient. I guess you're right.
03:27:53
They're not smart, but they're obedient.
03:27:55
I just don't think this is healthy for the dog. No.
03:27:58
And we're going to watch it one more time. Take.
03:28:01
Take the moment.
03:28:02
You can see the moment. His eyes before his mouth.
03:28:05
He look at right there. Yeah. So he's like, he feels I'm a bad dog.
03:28:08
I eat it anyways. Fuck you. I'm going to eat it because I'm a dog.
03:28:10
He's still happy.
03:28:11
This is awesome.
03:28:12
And then in one second, watch his eyes.
03:28:14
It hits the hot.
03:28:15
That's spicy. It's literally swallowed it.
03:28:18
Keep.
03:28:20
He's still good.
03:28:21
Now the spicy right there.
03:28:23
You can see his eyes starting to get like oh drools kind of.
03:28:26
That's a dog thing.
03:28:27
I like now.
03:28:29
He's like now he's in terror or something.
03:28:30
Seriously.
03:28:31
Up his eyes are like, something is attacking my mouth.
03:28:33
His tongue is out to try and get like, sweat or whatever they do in their hot
03:28:37
now. He completely freaked out.
03:28:39
I think what they what?
03:28:41
Teapot don't forget you. Part of a question.
03:28:44
His tongue is bro shit.
03:28:47
They broke his tongue, pig.
03:28:48
And then the pig comes out of here.
03:28:50
What the fuck?
03:28:52
Yeah, I don't burn the pig.
03:28:54
No, they make what's in the pigs to snack?
03:29:00
The fuck? It's not.
03:29:02
What's the topic?
03:29:03
He didn't pick the topic either.
03:29:07
You. You or he did pick the topic.
03:29:11
How about it? Oh, you.
03:29:13
Me? That's an Everton Costello routine.
03:29:15
We just do.
03:29:17
Oh, I got it.
03:29:18
You E-W.
03:29:20
Do you know what that is? You.
03:29:27
Name?
03:29:28
Move. Wait.
03:29:30
How do you pronounce a baby?
03:29:31
The sheep.
03:29:34
There it is, kid.
03:29:37
It's a goat.
03:29:39
A female sheep, not a baby goat, a female sheep.
03:29:42
You iwi.
03:29:44
You,
03:29:48
You eat, will.
03:29:53
Sheep.
03:29:54
We're going to go hide when trying to sleep or fuck off.
03:29:58
Dude, my drafting teacher did that to me.
03:30:00
I don't know if I've ever told that story.
03:30:01
A fucking asshole, I hate him, I if you ever.
03:30:03
You ever want to create a serial killer, have a teacher do something like this.
03:30:07
We were in drafting. I fell asleep in my tongue.
03:30:10
Are you admitting to some? Keep in mind, this is drafting class.
03:30:12
We were a drafting class. They're not little desks.
03:30:14
They're huge tables that tilted back when we used to actually draw
03:30:16
with pen and pencil or I mean paper and pencil.
03:30:20
I fell asleep in my drafting class.
03:30:21
And that father mother, that father mucker
03:30:24
got everybody to secretly, quietly go out in the hall
03:30:27
so that when the fucking bell went off, I thought,
03:30:31
I don't know what I thought, but I got up.
03:30:32
I fucking tripped over myself. I ran out into the hall.
03:30:35
They were all just clapped and cheered. Dude.
03:30:38
They laughed and thought it was the funniest thing in the world.
03:30:39
But I hate that motherfucker so much that if I ever have a choice to just
03:30:43
seriously, seriously.
03:30:51
Try to.
03:31:45
There cannot talk.
03:31:49
Who's keeping.