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Say your cheers, silly one.
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Don't forget to thank, Chris
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Spielman
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told to root for each one, paint your face blue and silver.
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Tell the lions they won
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run with one eye open.
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Gripping your footballs tight.
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And we will never play. You.
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Hey, grab your beer.
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Yeah.
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We're off the same old lions.
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Oh! My.
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Somethings curse you the way.
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Turn.
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And for tonight I laid up Lombardi
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visions of false dreams I'm Bobby Lane.
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Dreams of thanksgiving for dreams of all.
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And 16
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cats with one eye open.
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Clutching your footballs tight exit whims.
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I just went around to pay my pain.
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Grab your beer up here.
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We're off the same old lions land and.
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Then.
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Hey, let me.
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Let me.
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Let you.
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Know I lay me down to sleep.
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Me down to sleep.
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Pray the Lord my team don't steal for my team.
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Don't say.
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If we show before the have to choke before the painful.
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Tell me sorry and hush little lions fan.
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Don't you cry for steel bands.
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5 million sighs now Kimbo bites me.
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Caps off the throwing down at the ground.
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Mills go.
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I miss Ben Johnson.
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See the Jackson with em for the pain.
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Oh some shots for more shots.
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Exit when I'm back.
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When they come to pay
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the pay they grab your be up here.
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We're up the same.
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Who lions lay.
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Gold.
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Do you.
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Home oh one. Down the field
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you dream that will not you.
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And when the blue and silver.
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Where you stand and cheer.
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The real rah rah rah. Go hard.
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Win the game with honor.
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You will keep your fame down the field.
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And gain all I am.
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Victory.
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You know.
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Oh yeah, yeah.
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All the same.
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All lions land grab.
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You'll be here after heartbreak again. Land.
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Grab your beer will all you want.
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And on land you off to rescue us when we love you
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I don't coach, that's stuff when Bobby Ross nice.
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We're off to never.
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So move away from the same old Lions.
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Play.
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And. Nobody.
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Nothing.
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Oh, hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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But enough about me.
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This show's about you. Not.
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Not like the the U scan or making a u turn.
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There's also a u y w tree.
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It's, It's an evergreen shrubbery.
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U e w e it's a female sheep.
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I'm talking about you. You.
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Last week was about me.
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Subject I know plenty about.
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And now we're shifting gears
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and going to you
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something I know nothing about.
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I normally say, roll the clip, baby, but I don't even know if he has a clip.
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The roll.
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What say you?
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Nothing. No.
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So you.
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What are you.
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What makes you. You.
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What say you?
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What say?
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Let's say.
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Let's say.
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I didn't even send Brady a clip that says roll the clip, Brady.
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So what?
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I say roll the clip. Brady I don't even know what he's going to play.
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But, he did get it
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a little dismissive and hand-wavy with me last week
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when I simply said, let's see,
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I, I try to pull out a lot of feelings when I talk about the afterlife.
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So, I think,
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at the at the risk of misquoting Brady,
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I believe he is dismissive.
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Hand-Wavy way of blowing off.
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My point was, well, after you
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die, you're no longer human, so you don't have human emotions.
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You can throw those out the window.
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I think we're
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we just exposed my exact point.
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Not human.
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What does that mean?
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If you're not, you.
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And what sense are you?
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You. At what point do you stop being you?
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Certainly.
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You are part of this spectacular universe.
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Even a infinitesimally small part.
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But that is currently true.
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If after you die, you join this continuum
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that you're already part of.
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By the way.
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In what sense is that you living on
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or carrying on or continuing
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again, the memory of you,
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the shared experiences of your life?
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You know, like your autobiography, that
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that's not you.
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And one of the ways we can express, like, what a human being is,
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because I identify as a, a biological organism,
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I, I'm about this big I sound like this.
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You identify as by.
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A logical organism.
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So when you say that you're no longer human.
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So human emotions don't
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apply anymore,
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you're saying you don't exist anymore.
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And that's exactly my point.
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That's
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the that's actually
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you're dismissing my point by proving it
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generally
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what's say you
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you're going to be
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sorry for it.
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I know I usually save this for later
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in the show, but come on.
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Come at me, bro.
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What was the last point you just made?
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About
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usual beings.
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And when you die, there's like, nothing.
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I didn't say.
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There's no nothing.
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I said, if you are part of a
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you're part of the universe currently,
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if I'm going to die,
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you join the rest of it.
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I don't see how that's it.
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In effect, any type of afterlife whatsoever,
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like my argument is you're agreeing with me
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at that point.
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No, no. Yes.
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Afterlife to you. What is the. Yeah. You just.
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So if there's life, anything after
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that is afterlife.
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Oh. So that's why if there's anything.
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No, I'm just saying that, our our level of argument,
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our threshold of whatever is way lower than yours.
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I just have to prove that there's something besides what is now, after now
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you're trying to dismiss, and like millions
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of thousands of years of religions, I don't want to get into that debate.
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I agree with you on that.
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But I'm just saying, like, so that you you said you this is the deal.
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Because you you.
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Yes, yes, you you, well, we are so much.
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Who are you? But what are.
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Well, we are part of this whole connected system. You.
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Yeah.
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That's right.
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So there is currently true.
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And do you, do you agree that after whatever this is
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that we are also part of that system in some way, shape or form and.
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Yes, yes, we are as above, so below.
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All right.
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We're done here.
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Once one.
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Oh. Oh, this I don't understand.
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I don't understand why there has to be like an after.
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Like what is after even what?
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I don't understand what you mean by that.
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Oh times construct.
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Time is not just a transfer,
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after life.
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What? What do you mean, after life?
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When everything.
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Like when there's no more life left in the universe?
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No, no.
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When my life is extinguished.
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I don't think that happens.
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My life never extinguishes what you.
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What do you define?
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You say? Well, you're.
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I'm not a human perspective.
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Everyone else.
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That is your human perspective on what a life is.
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And you are bringing up life as if there's some type of a universal
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understanding on what that is, rather than just a human construct
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that was invented to explain the world in which we are sitting in.
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Right? Yes.
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Which is our everything.
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By the way, I think George said it best of what time?
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Right. Yeah.
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I keep saying like there is no, like, base, objective time.
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But if there was, we would be dilated from it
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because of our proximity to gravity and our speed.
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The velocity, it doesn't
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just.
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Sir, test you just out.
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Pull that up out of left field.
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No, no, no, actually, left field for me.
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I used to be so smart.
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I know you used to be so much more entertaining, too.
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Did you hear?
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Here's my right.
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It looks like clone. Oh, nice and new. I thought it was.
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I. Nice. Oh, that's my prep, too.
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Oh, yeah.
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Chicken scratch.
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Yeah, I was busy looking and moping
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or nothing. Okay, okay.
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All right.
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And let's go.
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We go. It's Thanksgiving.
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We have plenty to be thankful for.
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It's Thanksgiving.
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Our lives.
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Did you say our lives are our wives?
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Are you?
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I don't have a wife.
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Yes. I'm saying you just.
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You just don't have the guts to call her that yet.
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Tell me that anything that in your life with your significant
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other isn't compared to a common law wife.
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You coward.
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Right.
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That's your partner.
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Now, don't take no orders from the woman.
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By the way,
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I'm going to start calling my wife my partner.
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So people wonder if I'm gay.
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I said that to my wife, and she said, we're not partners.
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Am I every man?
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Wouldn't every man,
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without question at least assume
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that your partners not like Batman
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and Robin, but at least shared
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whatever partners do?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Did you call me a coward? Because.
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Yes, yes, I did a coward.
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We're I yeah.
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You don't want to fuck me.
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I'm Pat McAfee for in this shit today.
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Look at this.
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Oh, I got much mobility, I got you.
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Oh, wow. You are mobile.
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I mean, will stay awake for this one.
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Oh, yeah, that's what the point is.
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No, I mean, we don't have to play.
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Where in the world did his daughter draw?
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But we couldn't play.
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Where in the world was daughter, daughter, daughter?
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Yeah.
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Where were you? Okay, I don't know.
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That doesn't matter right now.
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What matters is you.
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Why do you go work?
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You know where in the world it was.
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Oh, he got to see it.
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Used to start right where it left off.
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It doesn't do that anymore. What?
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This is bullcrap.
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This is under protest.
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I'm done boycotting the show
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again.
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Again?
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No. That's horseshit.
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All right. I'm sorry. I got all excited.
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Yeah, I know what it is.
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I mean, Gary,
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I miss me.
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I guess me was last week.
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So where was I?
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Oh, what about y'all?
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I mean, how do you guys come out on y'all?
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How do you spell it?
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Oh, why? It has been a hell.
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I mean, I start right at seven.
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We object. That said, y'all on it.
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Yeah. All.
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I said I talked our that said y'all on it.
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I'll be talking to people am I clipping I'm clipping like crazy.
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I'll be talking about not on my own.
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And I will tell them you need to did it in the day
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and they'll be like, I don't need to do this.
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And I have to back up and say, well, no, no, I don't mean you need it.
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I mean, y'all need to do this.
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It's a general you, not a you you,
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you know, so, yeah, a
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there's a you and then there's a.
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Yeah, you.
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Can we leave that in Texas where belongs.
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I think that's from Rawlings, actually.
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Soldier. Why would someone in Michigan
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wear cowboy
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boots, a ten gallon hat and say, y'all,
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I don't know, Jerry Wise Ranch
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farm cowboy cowboys and a ten gallon hat.
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Nobody saw that.
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We're gonna act like that didn't even happen.
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Is that only. Yeah. My weird darkening.
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What was it? Fucking ghosts.
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But there's no such thing.
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When life stops, there's no other things that happened.
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Period. Nothing. Nope.
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Not even dirt. See, even if you become dirt.
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So your argument isn't that there's an afterlife.
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Your argument is that there's no awareness of this afterlife
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from this person, in this consciousness, whatever. He. Yeah.
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This construct of of. Yeah. Correct.
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Sensors. Right.
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But so my argument against that is you if you become dirt, you are correct.
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But if you become somehow more than that, which I believe is something
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beautiful, source light that is all of everything
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which includes my experiences, I just therefore
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you will
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experience your experiences like you never have.
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If this thing is actually true.
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Otherwise you know light switch dark black people.
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You don't even hear.
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Actually, everything I just said doesn't even exist
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because there is no black, there's no beep, there's nothing,
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and there isn't even nothing because nothing doesn't exist.
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No one's wobbling to you to
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to to embrace reality.
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But it's so much better than what you're human construct.
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On what?
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On what reality is.
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You need to preface that.
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No, it is as if you're if you're driving 70 miles an hour
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and a half ago length ahead. The reality is
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that car is probably not going to stop, and you'll probably be fine.
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I, I there's a dude on on
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Vince Russo's podcast that is very conspiracy driven and he's
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a, he's a smart dude, but he, he wants to like last week.
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Well what was your main crux of the show?
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It was the Mandela Effect, right?
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You want to believe something as far fetched as the Mandela Effect,
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but you don't want to believe in anything outside of our human
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understanding of what we sense the world as.
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This is a huge anti atheist argument.
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I hear that a lot.
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You have faith, even if your
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faith, even in the scientists that tell you things like you, you,
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you're, you're willing to admit that there's something
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that you can't explain going on, but you're unwilling to admit
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that there's something that you can't explain going on.
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For the record, I think we're mocking the Mandela Effect.
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Are we the only one that blows my mind that I.
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I would be fine with making fun of it is the C-3po leg,
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but I don't want to go back into that now.
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I was thinking about this because I forget.
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I forget like Rogan's podcast had somebody pretty interesting
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on talking about all kinds of,
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what is it?
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Remote viewing and shit like that, and UAPs and all this
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evidence of whatever, AP a doctor, Steven Greer.
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Yeah.
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Well, when it comes to what
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was the last point I was making about it, just in time to UAP,
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I again, believing in this wild view that there could be something
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and not this wild view that this something could be
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perceived as a spiritual nature.
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Again, they're talking about craft that can can, you know,
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go through physical objects.
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It based off of like warping time space.
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Yeah.
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Whatever understanding of physics.
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I'm not I'm just I'm a nature.
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What a why is that not part of nature?
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I don't understand everything is part of nature.
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If if it's what?
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If the first ever person is God?
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What if the first ever being was God and learned everything on
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how to manipulate the universe?
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Does that not make a god, or does that make it a just a being?
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Seeds
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being a like the word creature comes with some baggage.
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Now being we understand what a creature get brought up
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because it's short for create creation
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because it smuggles name creation.
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No. It just sounds similar and is spelled similar, but it has no sound definition.
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But there is the problem with the word being.
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You and I are being human beings.
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But if you describe something as existing,
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it is being.
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It's perception.
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Someone's eyes are your perception of what it is.
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It's your human perception
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of what is going on, which more than likely is incorrect.
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Yes, absolutely. Very incorrect.
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By the time you feel sensations at the end of your fingertips, that's in the past.
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By the time your brain processes it, nothing is real.
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If you were
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but we what we do is we come together and we agree upon a an agreed reality,
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right?
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You never come together.
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Come together.
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What if what if perceptions of.
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So I brought up the argument and and I was talking what is it?
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Because I've mentioned this before, but, I mean, we're
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we're a body of sensors, right? All we are our sensors.
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We have a
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light sensor, vision, whatever you want to call it.
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We have hearing, we have touch, taste,
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which is what?
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We're just organic with sensors.
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Okay?
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We're an antenna that can pick up, potentially pick up a stream of
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consciousness.
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Much like a radio, when it's tuned to a particular frequency.
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Is there a chance that everyone is more or less on the same board of frequency?
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But there could be a few people.
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You know, when I say few, I mean a few.
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You know, as far as the total population is concerned percentage wise
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that are tuned to, you know, a similar but, you know, maybe like a half
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a notch to the right, and maybe that's why they're misinterpreting, like,
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oh, I remember the berenstein versus the berenstein versus, you know what I mean?
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Is it is it a reception or a receptor type situation?
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I mean, do you think that that's something that makes sense
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as far as trying to explain
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a mandela effect and how it how it happens or why it makes sense?
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Absolutely not. No. No way.
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Because then that could explain tuning into something
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that is more powerful and, you know, which would be that conscious
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stream itself which may or less or that could be God,
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which is how God can, you know, be essentially in your thoughts.
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And you know, all that jazz, right?
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Because you're just beaming
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into a stream of consciousness if you are just an antenna, right?
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Yeah, I'll be honest.
00:25:19
God's in my thoughts because of 18 years of indoctrination.
00:25:23
Indoctrination. Yeah.
00:25:25
And it's it's hard to record and it's stripping away
00:25:30
1800s and thousands of years for you, just for you.
00:25:35
And, you're part of everything, though, right?
00:25:39
But I was just sharing my.
00:25:42
Yeah, but you're acting like we're.
00:25:46
It'd be like going. Oh, I'm the.
00:25:47
Some people have never been you basketball players that currently exists.
00:25:51
It's like. Right.
00:25:52
And some people have never even been exposed to basketball.
00:25:54
So I really wouldn't take their word for anything I'm saying.
00:25:56
I was exposed and indoctrinated for you were exposed 18 years.
00:26:02
They definitely exposed a lot of things to me.
00:26:05
Yes.
00:26:07
I think the reason I'm like, up. I don't like the.
00:26:09
So you drink one beer, you're not an alcoholic.
00:26:12
You make one song on SoundCloud.
00:26:14
You're not a rapper.
00:26:15
But I suck one.
00:26:19
It doesn't have to be SoundCloud.
00:26:20
It could be Bandcamp. YouTube.
00:26:23
You could tell all that video is.
00:26:26
Can you? Oh.
00:26:27
Much better. Oh, I love it.
00:26:28
There we go.
00:26:29
So if you wake up in the morning
00:26:31
and you don't want to do something, you don't care enough about yourself.
00:26:35
And that's what you need to really research researches.
00:26:37
Man, why am I not doing this for myself?
00:26:41
Because that is that is the number one purpose in life
00:26:45
is to better oneself.
00:26:50
So what say you on that?
00:26:52
Let's say you I wasn't listening.
00:26:53
I was too busy on, self-improvement.
00:26:55
It's mental masturbation.
00:26:57
I got that quote from Fight Club.
00:27:01
Well, he said that it was a number one thing.
00:27:02
It isn't that kind of hedonistic.
00:27:04
I'm not saying, like, going the other way to, you know, full
00:27:07
altruism, but.
00:27:11
And, I mean, I guess if every human being on their,
00:27:13
you know, on their worst day was that Goggins dude,
00:27:16
I guess the world would probably be a better place.
00:27:19
Goggins.
00:27:21
Yeah, that's a famous guy.
00:27:22
He's he does so much shit ball guy.
00:27:25
Can't believe you know Joe Rogan.
00:27:26
You don't know David Goggins?
00:27:27
No, not the guy. Him.
00:27:29
Not that guy.
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Not that guy.
00:27:31
The black ball guy that looks like he has alopecia.
00:27:35
The black bald guy.
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This guy.
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Remember that time?
00:27:38
David Davis, the guy that looks that looks like, his
00:27:42
her husband's about to go smack Chris Rock on stage.
00:27:46
Oh, nice.
00:27:48
Isn't that weird that she had hello alopecia for that brief period?
00:27:51
But now, like, her hair is, like, grown back and.
00:27:54
Which is fine. That weird? No.
00:27:57
And then realize that that was a, come and go situation.
00:28:02
Oh, yeah.
00:28:02
You should.
00:28:04
I don't like when people know I mean her.
00:28:06
She's definitely a she's definitely a come and go situation.
00:28:10
Oh. What do you drink a draw.
00:28:13
Yeah. She looks like a little bit I'm drinking right now a cherry wheat.
00:28:15
But I'm probably going to switch it up several times though.
00:28:17
It was like a salad cherry.
00:28:19
I think I have some exactly the same.
00:28:23
Man, that merch looks amazing.
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Look, it's like he's talking on the microphone.
00:28:32
Almost like he's talking into a professional microphone.
00:28:35
Oh, yeah, I remember doing that career
00:28:39
well for the first time in his podcasting career.
00:28:42
Oh yeah.
00:28:46
Oh, no. No.
00:28:46
Never mind. No, not for the first time.
00:28:49
He used to be a Brady's.
00:28:50
Brady has a professional microphone.
00:28:52
Yeah, he sounded amazing, too.
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I was, I was, Brady I'm sorry.
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I forgot about you. You
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Do you guys call each other before say no, I'm wearing chair with no.
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The grocery store in which I reside near currently
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where we regular
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Oh yeah, I forgot this is, religious topic based.
00:30:35
Where do you see the eye?
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Well, why wouldn't review an annual and an analyst an analog of our, Of course.
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We have the first six shows and the feedback has been amazing.
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So one of these six shows, fucking three years ago teasers.
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But I'm glad I did that
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because now we're going to have the worst episode, the worst six episodes.
00:31:01
Yeah, let's have this.
00:31:01
I realize I've never I'm never going to go
00:31:03
edit them up and clean up the silences or the noise or shit that I was.
00:31:07
I told you I would a long time ago, but now no, because that's going to take
00:31:10
forever to catch up.
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But it's 900 hours of material.
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Took six days for me to catch up.
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It's really not that hard. You can do it.
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But no, I don't care.
00:31:19
Nobody can tell I to cut out like, pause breaks that last longer than several.
00:31:24
Yeah, like, yeah, I can do that.
00:31:26
My transcription tool that I just made,
00:31:29
Jerome Brady.
00:31:30
Do you think God is in control of other planets like Mars, for instance?
00:31:33
Do you think the same God you believe in resides in other galaxies?
00:31:38
All right.
00:31:38
So first of all, if you ask me straight up, if I believe in God, I don't
00:31:42
I don't know what that means. So I don't know how to answer it.
00:31:44
Do I believe in my God?
00:31:46
You're assuming that I use you're assuming I've picked one as an agnostic
00:31:51
nonsense ism. I don't know what to cut.
00:31:53
I don't I mean, I just I don't believe anything.
00:31:56
I don't believe that I'm going to wake up tomorrow morning, but I do.
00:32:00
That's how much of a skeptic I am.
00:32:01
So to ask me to believe what God I believe in blows my mind.
00:32:05
I don't, but I believe in something.
00:32:08
Even all of the believers
00:32:10
do. Like.
00:32:11
They all have their own presuppositions on
00:32:14
what God is as far as what they envision or whatever.
00:32:19
Right?
00:32:19
So it's like everyone's perspective is unique.
00:32:22
So yeah, I don't know how to me that's okay, because as a human, as a human
00:32:27
being that's flawed in God's eyes, I don't know how you can frame it.
00:32:31
I'm willing to be incorrect.
00:32:33
Everyone's God, one by one, 8 billion in a row.
00:32:38
So that seems like a waste of time.
00:32:39
We we're a species that personifies everything.
00:32:42
I see faces and flowers.
00:32:43
We make movies where we cry over volleyballs.
00:32:46
We make robots that look like movies that will say, oh, sorry.
00:32:51
We see,
00:32:53
we we what's, what's that word where we ants throw that?
00:32:56
I can't say it's like here I
00:32:59
see. That's my whole life that I can't see.
00:33:01
Now you know how I feel when I try to say,
00:33:04
you see what I did there?
00:33:06
Anyways, if we're going to do that, what's wrong with doing that?
00:33:10
With some type of a I don't want to say God or being
00:33:14
because that's going to pigeonhole me into an argument.
00:33:16
I can't win.
00:33:17
What's wrong after satisfying whatever this fucking
00:33:20
whatever we're debating is or isn't, of course we're going to personify it.
00:33:23
That's what religions do.
00:33:26
Like, do you think God is in control of other planets like Mars for it?
00:33:29
Like like, no, it's so I don't because I don't.
00:33:32
My, my, what do you mean?
00:33:33
My definition of whatever this is, whatever is after us are bigger
00:33:37
than us is so vague and such a cop out, I can win any argument.
00:33:42
That's not fair.
00:33:43
Sure, that's what he's asking.
00:33:44
I think he's not asking you to argue right or wrong.
00:33:47
He's just saying, do you think?
00:33:48
All right, so if you're talking about the Christian God,
00:33:53
yeah, they're by their beliefs.
00:33:56
He's saying they think that.
00:33:57
They think, do you know?
00:34:00
I know because I don't think there is just one.
00:34:02
I think whatever it is.
00:34:04
Hey, do you ever see that movie where the water pops out?
00:34:06
I think it's called The Abyss.
00:34:08
Water pops out.
00:34:09
Yeah. The water.
00:34:09
They walk up to a water wall and it pops up.
00:34:12
It starts talking to them, and it takes on a form that he can understand.
00:34:15
If there's something so vast and almighty and all powerful that is beyond
00:34:19
anything we can comprehend, literally have contact.
00:34:23
Don't you think that they would
00:34:24
have the foresight and forethought to come into some type of understandable
00:34:27
form for these stories, for religions, all through the course of time?
00:34:31
That makes sense.
00:34:32
The burning bush, whatever.
00:34:34
Fill in the blank.
00:34:35
Of course, a god is not going to come and just be like, even monsters and movies
00:34:40
don't come as that form at first because they don't want to scare you, you know?
00:34:43
So, I mean,
00:34:44
the Bible that I was trained on
00:34:47
taught me that if I actually do somehow manage to get trained.
00:34:52
Yeah, I was going to say a doctrine, I was going to say indoctrinated.
00:34:55
And I backed off so that they tell me that if I were to somehow,
00:34:59
even though it's impossible, get all that logic and you know, everything that God
00:35:03
is and God contains or doesn't contain, because that doesn't even make sense.
00:35:06
I would literally turn inside out.
00:35:08
The Bible uses different terms, but the way I understood it, I was like,
00:35:11
turn inside out and cease to exist because I can't handle it.
00:35:16
So it's ridiculous for us to argue it if we can't handle it.
00:35:19
Again. That's from a Bible that I'm not sure I believe it.
00:35:25
But yeah, I don't really I don't Beavis and Butthead reference. So.
00:35:28
So let me ask you, Ryan, do you think that everything is random
00:35:32
in that Mars and everything just happenstance, happenstance
00:35:37
happen to appear, happen to form?
00:35:40
Because that's a reasonable I wouldn't I wouldn't argue that that's a possibility.
00:35:44
But you see the difference.
00:35:45
Like every star develops a solar system.
00:35:49
That's the but there has to be a system.
00:35:51
It doesn't just say, I'm going to be a solar system one day,
00:35:55
right?
00:35:56
Right.
00:35:58
So that system, we can go back and back and back
00:36:00
eventually.
00:36:04
You know, that's why we came up with.
00:36:05
So the argument now, at this point in my time, from my understanding, is
00:36:09
the story of all that is so ridiculous that I don't poof, it just appeared.
00:36:15
I don't know why you try to explain it.
00:36:16
Oh, that's nila no, I don't try to explain it.
00:36:19
Religions and and man have tried to explain it.
00:36:21
The way I look at it is spirituality is God's relationship with you.
00:36:26
Religion is man's relationship with God.
00:36:30
I mean, do you do you feel like that's where the the connecting linchpin
00:36:36
of having, you know, Jesus Christ, whether you believe in him or you don't?
00:36:40
I did quote unquote, but I'm living in a Jesus peace right now.
00:36:44
But, do you think that that kind of is the linchpin
00:36:48
between trying to marry, human existence and what they are trying to describe
00:36:53
as God when when you're trying to differentiate,
00:36:55
you know, how the Old Testament makes sense.
00:36:59
Do you think they came up with a new Age way of kind of linking that to where?
00:37:02
Oh, no, here's a human entity that is God like that is directly connected to God.
00:37:08
And this is how we kind of make sense of this kind of transition,
00:37:11
of how that how that up there makes sense.
00:37:15
We have the like this weird intermediary.
00:37:19
Right now,
00:37:20
though, it seems like it's not in between two things.
00:37:24
It's just, very ignorant.
00:37:27
People attempt to explaining things,
00:37:30
but the very first attempt at explaining that.
00:37:34
But you're the same guy that wants to sit here
00:37:36
and talk about Enki and Enlil and look at the bags that the fucking
00:37:40
the Egyptians are carved carrying, and you're that guy.
00:37:43
So I don't, I don't know
00:37:45
what is, you know, whatever.
00:37:47
Fill in the blank for whatever you do for a living,
00:37:48
and you're supposed to know a few things about it.
00:37:50
What if some first grader came up and just tried to start explaining what you do?
00:37:54
You would laugh at him. You would say he's an idiot
00:37:56
and make fun of him like you do with religious people.
00:37:59
Yes, I like make fun of everybody all the just because.
00:38:03
Just because there's a stupid explanation of what you do doesn't mean
00:38:06
that what you do isn't real.
00:38:10
So your argument
00:38:10
I agree there is a bunch of stupid people that explain religion or God or whatever.
00:38:14
Spirituality is very badly.
00:38:16
In fact, they probably have ruined it for everyone.
00:38:20
But that doesn't necessarily automatically defeat that.
00:38:25
There's you know, that doesn't mean that there's just nothing automatically.
00:38:30
Right.
00:38:30
It mean all it means is there's a bunch of stupid people.
00:38:33
And I will never argue against that.
00:38:37
Yeah.
00:38:37
But but since my argument is that
00:38:40
it's not about nothing, it's not like there is nothing.
00:38:44
That is, I thought it was.
00:38:46
No, it was so.
00:38:48
All right, in your words, let's just talk about what what happens after you die.
00:38:51
Because that's. I thought that's what we were talking about.
00:38:53
For you. To you, nothing.
00:38:57
Because there's no that
00:38:58
you, the you that we're talking about today
00:39:02
is very contingent on you
00:39:05
breathing and being alive and conscious.
00:39:08
But so.
00:39:09
All right, let's say that there's like a big mothership.
00:39:11
We'll call that the source.
00:39:12
And then your little pod that comes out and you experience Earth.
00:39:15
Okay.
00:39:16
You only you're only allowed to know your pod.
00:39:19
You don't know the mothership.
00:39:20
You don't know anything else that the mothership knows.
00:39:22
Yeah, yeah, you have to be shielded from that.
00:39:24
Or you get out when you're done to me.
00:39:27
When you're done. I don't think that mothership.
00:39:28
I mean, I don't think that pod just fizzles out.
00:39:31
I think it goes back to the mothership.
00:39:33
And obviously, you know, you know, it's like a Borg,
00:39:38
you know, all the experiences are together or whatever.
00:39:40
I don't think it's the Borg. I'm just saying.
00:39:43
So why wouldn't your experience in your little pod now be a part of that?
00:39:46
And you would know, because I think it is part of that,
00:39:51
and it doesn't have to return to it to be part of that.
00:39:55
It just.
00:39:56
And you're and you're not a human person.
00:39:59
You're not a human.
00:39:59
So you don't have human emotions and miss everything from your pod experience.
00:40:04
Right?
00:40:05
It's a drawback. I don't know how you opened with your monologue.
00:40:07
I don't I just don't think you do.
00:40:08
Which is why not sad.
00:40:10
Which is why you can't say that God would put you in that situation.
00:40:13
It's it's true.
00:40:14
It's you're you're not human anymore, but you don't exist anymore.
00:40:20
Also.
00:40:22
So so there's that
00:40:25
could be that.
00:40:26
Ryan says.
00:40:27
My parents come from a majority Muslim country.
00:40:29
However, our religion was Roman Catholic.
00:40:31
That was come
00:40:34
from and in is in the old country.
00:40:38
They're still killing Christians.
00:40:40
When you say the old country, that's Italy for me.
00:40:43
Is it, coincidence your religion is the same as your parents own doctor Nation?
00:40:48
Yes. That's 18 years of it is what I had.
00:40:51
I agree, but in Doctor Nation and ceremony
00:40:55
and tradition, like Thanksgiving and stuff, also serves a valid purpose.
00:40:59
Just because you're indoctrinated doesn't mean what you're indoctrinated
00:41:02
with is true or false.
00:41:06
False, right?
00:41:08
Like I indoctrinated my kids with my values that I agree with.
00:41:11
And I did that purposefully, strictly,
00:41:15
and to make them just consistently, no.
00:41:18
Not to make them like me.
00:41:19
To make them so that at the very least for of talking to a retard
00:41:23
so they don't get punched in the face on the way to work.
00:41:26
But for other people, yeah, maybe even to be a productive member of society.
00:41:29
What I want them to do is enjoy this little pod life,
00:41:33
not get punched in the face, and maybe even have some fun and learn a few things.
00:41:37
You know, maybe even contribute and leave something behind.
00:41:40
But wait, we can't do that.
00:41:41
Because once you're dead, you're gone.
00:41:42
Contributions don't exist, just like you.
00:41:46
So it's like in Gary's world when you die,
00:41:48
everything you ever did just erases like any paintings you did.
00:41:52
Just gone.
00:41:56
Oh. Figuratively speaking,
00:41:59
no, not in any sense.
00:42:02
So then, therefore, some of you somehow, I mean, not your heart beating.
00:42:06
But we've agreed, and I've established that there are things
00:42:08
bigger than tangible, physical things.
00:42:10
You know, the way art makes you feel.
00:42:12
Although I understand that's chemicals.
00:42:14
You can connect it to physical things, but it's like somehow
00:42:18
I don't remember what I used.
00:42:19
But somehow we did all agree that there are things greater than
00:42:22
what exists.
00:42:25
I don't remember what it was.
00:42:27
That kind of sucks. Oh, wait. Okay, so back to Ryan.
00:42:29
I want to continue this because it's it's archaic and irresponsible to think
00:42:32
there's an invisible guy controlling your good and bad days.
00:42:35
Agreed.
00:42:36
That's why I don't think it's an invisible guy. Right?
00:42:39
I don't know what.
00:42:40
Just because he's in it. You think it's a woman?
00:42:42
I just did, but just because you are in a different place, you bang.
00:42:47
What if he's speaking through you right now?
00:42:49
My religion always says that he speaks through you.
00:42:52
Everything you say speaks through you.
00:42:53
Which leads back to your hair. It goes back to your.
00:42:56
I can't go back to something we haven't,
00:42:59
I'm stuck now.
00:43:01
How do I go?
00:43:02
Shadow for side of the head?
00:43:05
Everything is random, is what he said.
00:43:07
So I want to go to that next.
00:43:10
Okay? There's no way everything is random.
00:43:12
I can defeat that argument in a second by simply calculating the path of something,
00:43:17
doing it, and then physically showing you that we predicted it perfectly.
00:43:21
You can calculate you can't predict everything that way, though.
00:43:24
No, I didn't say everything. I said something, he just said everything.
00:43:27
So my argument simply has to disprove that anything is not real.
00:43:31
I think any single one thing is not random and I can do that easily.
00:43:35
If everything, in my opinion, everything is a is
00:43:37
a measurable, whether we understand it or not.
00:43:41
There is cause and effect, there is everything.
00:43:43
It has a measurable.
00:43:45
If you drink, you have to piece.
00:43:48
You could you could physically write down the map of the universe, in my opinion.
00:43:53
And that is what indicates there being a creator.
00:43:56
You could
00:43:58
you could write down
00:43:59
every cause and reaction and make it make sense.
00:44:02
Yeah, everything is planned.
00:44:03
You could position at all.
00:44:06
There's no miracles.
00:44:07
It's all what you do and nothing else.
00:44:09
So I agree with
00:44:12
wait, no, I think this creator helps the argument, the miracles part.
00:44:17
So you just stuck that in there.
00:44:18
That doesn't have cause and effect without some type of reason
00:44:21
for that cause and effect. And it's not lost me.
00:44:24
Are there being a cause in fact, other than there being something
00:44:27
to initiate that whole logic by you saying it's the watchmaker argument,
00:44:33
it's stupid, and just discounting it is kind of
00:44:37
that's not the point, is,
00:44:39
you came up with this 2000 years ago.
00:44:42
I was a famous Thomas Aquinas.
00:44:47
Oh my goodness, I have to Google that sounds like.
00:44:49
Yeah, Thomas Aquinas it up kind of clear shit you listen to sounds like a fake name
00:44:56
pops up.
00:44:57
Five basic arguments for the existence of God.
00:45:01
It's father.
00:45:02
Yeah, but, dude, all we have to do is look at this and know that he's a fucking.
00:45:06
He's like a Walmart.
00:45:07
Martin Luther,
00:45:09
what is this, fagot?
00:45:10
What are you, the haircut?
00:45:11
Is this about Thomas Aquinas?
00:45:12
Was the bro
00:45:15
the originator and most preeminent?
00:45:19
Thomas was prominent of this haircut, proponent of natural theology
00:45:24
and the father of school,
00:45:25
of thought, of a school of thought encompassing both theology and filth.
00:45:29
Philosopher, philosopher.
00:45:31
Philosophy.
00:45:33
I started off real strong.
00:45:34
I got 45 minutes of talking, and then my brain just goes, well after Murph Nerf.
00:45:38
Jeez, that's pretty cool.
00:45:41
Cheese I love it, honestly.
00:45:43
It's it's I'm so quiet.
00:45:45
There's the the Hitler mustache.
00:45:47
But Chaplin originated and then Hitler killed it.
00:45:49
This guy, like he was, he. He's one of one. He's.
00:45:55
The dog's like an eel head.
00:45:57
I know what goes on.
00:45:59
It's the same thing if the government is.
00:46:01
This is Ryan talking for the audio.
00:46:03
It's the same thing if the government discloses anything about aliens.
00:46:07
Once aliens are proven, multitudes of people
00:46:08
will instantly stop believing in any religion.
00:46:10
They've been proven.
00:46:13
Dude, Rogan's podcast, that motherfucker.
00:46:17
The more than you're there's a documentary that they're talking about.
00:46:20
But honestly, the more and more you hear about the shit, it's just it's weird.
00:46:25
It almost became like, I had this weird epiphany
00:46:27
on my drive to where my my destination was,
00:46:31
and just all the weird shit in my life that kind of led me to, like, right now.
00:46:36
Obviously I was high, but
00:46:39
obviously I wasn't driving, but I was on my way.
00:46:44
That's all right.
00:46:44
I was, I we could I,
00:46:48
I had to turn the volume down and first before I hit it, it took an extra second.
00:46:51
So I didn't want to be rude according to the script I was.
00:46:53
But then you interrupted yourself, so I have.
00:46:55
I might have to interrupt you and explain my process.
00:46:58
No, just everything that kind of snowballed to just being better.
00:47:02
Well,
00:47:05
if, like, God existed, like,
00:47:07
why aren't you Mark Zuckerberg or whatever, but there's just these weird.
00:47:10
No, I believe you miss coincidences, coincidental and incidental nuances
00:47:14
that just kind of go, wow, there was this is like this beautiful harmony
00:47:18
that is like led me to this point in my life.
00:47:21
And like,
00:47:23
I don't know what all of all these
00:47:27
against not all odds.
00:47:28
It's just it's just the cannot possibly really be a god.
00:47:32
Otherwise I wouldn't have such a tiny micro penis.
00:47:37
I make a good point.
00:47:41
No, I just had this weird epiphany that, like when people talk about,
00:47:45
you know, oh, I feel God, like, you know, I, your wife might watch this.
00:47:50
You should not talk about strippers that you've had.
00:47:53
I probably have.
00:47:54
I felt good, sorry.
00:47:57
I felt, oh, we got a cinnamon I felt I felt something.
00:48:01
Come, come and touch me and tell me that everything is going to be okay.
00:48:04
Not exactly, but, Oh, there was this weird, euphoric feeling.
00:48:07
And it wasn't just the weird.
00:48:09
Oh, just kind of my thoughts, thinking about God
00:48:12
and just thinking about, oh man, if I remember when this sucked in my life.
00:48:16
But it's like, yeah, but it made this happen.
00:48:17
And then it's like when that sucked it, it's like, yeah,
00:48:19
but then I went here and then it's like, yeah, but that sucked.
00:48:21
But then it's like, no, I went here. And then, then and then this happened.
00:48:23
And then it's like, yeah, but that was kind of shitty.
00:48:25
And it's like, yeah, but then it became this and it's like,
00:48:27
well, fucking a this is like been this weird perfect.
00:48:30
Like, I don't know, something
00:48:33
like this, I don't know, I did it again.
00:48:36
Does something like something like this.
00:48:39
And it went off.
00:48:40
Yeah I did like an auto focus I think I said there can't.
00:48:43
So you just explain, you absolutely prove that there's a God.
00:48:45
There's no way that that would have happened.
00:48:47
There's no such thing as coincidence. No.
00:48:48
I just was looking at the thing.
00:48:50
It was just,
00:48:51
I don't know, there's so many things that of course I was fucking there.
00:48:55
I know if you want to liken it to a movie which everyone wants to
00:48:59
because everything's make believe.
00:49:00
But, movies are based on reality.
00:49:02
As long as you're the star of your show, it's all about your own
00:49:06
matrix idea of like the, deja vu.
00:49:09
And it's like it's a glitch in the matrix.
00:49:11
And it's like, yeah, but there is some something to be said about just weird
00:49:14
nuances of life that are just so ironic that just happen over and over again.
00:49:21
I don't know.
00:49:24
Like, for instance,
00:49:25
every morning I got, I got going on my cousin's mom's birthday
00:49:29
and what my mom's, her mom's birthday and my mom's birthday are on the same day.
00:49:35
Well, there are 365 days and there are eight that I can.
00:49:38
So that's really not.
00:49:40
Do you know how many people's birthdays there aren't every day.
00:49:43
But we can't talk about math.
00:49:46
We can't. So yeah.
00:49:47
So listen about this disclosing alien.
00:49:49
So I like to think that if everybody.
00:49:52
So what Ryan's point is, is a problem.
00:49:54
They've been if there is suddenly a shared truth
00:49:57
that we're all going to come together, we won't need religion.
00:49:59
We won't need, purpose is religion.
00:50:02
We won't need purpose explained to us
00:50:03
when we don't have anything, we won't have a hole in our heart.
00:50:05
But the problem is, is we've already had truths revealed, and humans
00:50:09
will find a way to still not accept it.
00:50:12
Right? Or argue.
00:50:14
So I'd like.
00:50:15
I like your utopian I mean concept here.
00:50:19
What that aliens are religion?
00:50:23
Is that what you mean?
00:50:23
Is there any.
00:50:24
If they're of a higher power,
00:50:27
what do we know?
00:50:29
Maybe they're the angels.
00:50:31
Well, I mean, you
00:50:33
obviously we're in a we're in the middle of what?
00:50:35
I would like to think of a progression
00:50:37
that has just started and is not about to end,
00:50:40
where they used to see shiny metal and worship it because it was, you know,
00:50:44
what happened to three?
00:50:45
I was like, okay, oh my God, it's doing all these weird things
00:50:49
and it's repelling and it's like, oh no, it's not. It's just.
00:50:51
And that was heading out the solar system.
00:50:52
No, it definitely did bigger things.
00:50:55
It did do weird things.
00:50:55
And it is just like two scientists out of like, no, no, I watched it do that.
00:50:59
The trail was the wrong way. The trail was going.
00:51:03
No, you got me.
00:51:04
I didn't monitor, but I did pay attention.
00:51:06
And I did see evidence that it was doing things that other comments weren't doing.
00:51:10
But then you could simply Google actual scientists instead of YouTubers,
00:51:13
and they would explain why it was doing those things.
00:51:15
And most of it made sense.
00:51:17
The trail, though, the
00:51:19
I forgot which it is, but it kind of its tail always goes
00:51:20
a certain way away from the sun or toward the sun.
00:51:22
I don't remember which this one was doing the opposite, which that one
00:51:28
to me, the the tail always has to be behind it.
00:51:30
Right?
00:51:31
That's what a tail is.
00:51:32
It's debris from it flying through space.
00:51:36
I don't know, but the dude
00:51:38
on, Vincenzo's podcast that I listen to, he's like all planet
00:51:42
XY and Nibiru and he's all like, oh, it's the return of air.
00:51:47
And it's like, dude, calm down.
00:51:48
Like, he can't he, he's smart, but he gets he gets to any the shit.
00:51:52
And it's just fucking weird because he again,
00:51:54
these people, they freak out over the shit
00:51:56
and then it ends up not never coming, becoming anything.
00:52:00
And there's all this conspiracy, but it never becomes of anything.
00:52:04
So I don't know, I think because it's not we're in a sweet spot here where like,
00:52:08
could you imagine talking about conspiracies or
00:52:11
simple details back in caveman times when we were fighting to survive?
00:52:15
People's like, you want to talk about what?
00:52:18
We're just trying to not get eaten and then everything that seems fringe.
00:52:22
And when I was a kid that was like, oh my God, is it real or not?
00:52:24
But it's like it probably, it seems science fiction.
00:52:28
And I kind of sort of believed in it.
00:52:29
Not everything, because I don't like, believe in
00:52:31
like a Bigfoot situation or like Loch Ness Monster.
00:52:34
But aliens always intrigued me.
00:52:36
And it's just weird that that's something that
00:52:39
and that that explanation right there is why you want
00:52:42
you want that shit to be real more than likely, it's almost like
00:52:45
the universe has made it real, because maybe me internally.
00:52:49
So I had this weird, this weird concept.
00:52:51
You manifested it?
00:52:52
Yeah. What if what if my existence.
00:52:55
And maybe, you know, I'm just a pawn for your existence, but.
00:53:05
What I'm doing is just in a drawer in the center
00:53:08
of the universe, and everything exists because of him is literally just for me.
00:53:11
Like, I'm.
00:53:12
I'm generating all this,
00:53:13
and this doesn't exist outside of what what I'm generating.
00:53:17
Much like playing a video game.
00:53:19
I'm in a first person.
00:53:20
I'm in first person mode and fucking, the fuck is your name?
00:53:26
Will Smith's wife, Jada Pinkett Smith, over here.
00:53:29
Could you do me a favor?
00:53:30
Take her fucking damn it, man.
00:53:33
Her mouth out. My name,
00:53:37
Well.
00:53:38
Well done.
00:53:38
That would be funny if I went to Paris. I'm.
00:53:43
And take her mouth out of my name. You.
00:53:49
It'd be funny if her name was, like, after mouth or after.
00:53:53
After her mouth.
00:53:56
Yeah, I'm.
00:53:57
I'm not sure where I was going.
00:53:58
No guardian? No on YouTube.
00:54:01
Oh, yeah. YouTube.
00:54:02
We got a YouTube stuff before we recording.
00:54:05
Are we able to play Guardian News on YouTube?
00:54:08
I don't know, they change the rules all the time.
00:54:10
It's like we don't really give a fuck though.
00:54:12
Oh, yeah.
00:54:13
Well, I remember 30 of our the majority of our audience is on Rumble.
00:54:16
We're just the few people.
00:54:20
But a few, just a few people on YouTube.
00:54:22
But you know, we get like between 1 and 20 views for each.
00:54:26
We can show us.
00:54:27
Still, it's the same guy, right?
00:54:30
Yeah, I think you're.
00:54:31
I think you're racist. Dude.
00:54:33
It looks nothing like sugar Ray Leonard.
00:54:38
Not all black
00:54:38
people look every, in fact, look up every single shot.
00:54:41
Her eyes are rolled in the back of her fucking head.
00:54:44
The three of those people all look different.
00:54:49
So to me, they all look different to me.
00:54:51
George. Do they all look the same to you?
00:54:53
Yeah.
00:54:53
I though Will Smith was to the right.
00:54:56
No, no.
00:54:59
Is any of the short haired man with the earrings seen?
00:55:03
I think she looks. She looks good with a shaved head.
00:55:05
I mean, she doesn't look good at all, ever.
00:55:07
But she looks better with a shaved head. She replies, the matrix.
00:55:10
Maybe give her a break.
00:55:11
I think she shaved it for the matrix movie and it just didn't grow back.
00:55:15
I don't at this
00:55:16
matrix movie.
00:55:19
It was, you know, Trinity.
00:55:21
Yeah, no she's not.
00:55:22
She's in the second matrix and third I think. Is she.
00:55:25
Are you sure she drive?
00:55:26
I'm sure she drives one of the ships, Jade chain.
00:55:31
But you got to get that shit out your mouth.
00:55:34
Was she actually even in the matrix?
00:55:37
Because she fucked Tupac Maker?
00:55:40
Was she? Are you sure?
00:55:41
Oh, is the knobby head chick?
00:55:45
She's that one.
00:55:47
She was one of the captains.
00:55:48
She stood up and they tried to find somebody to go on a death mission.
00:55:51
And she's like, I'll do it.
00:55:53
Yeah, that's a woman.
00:55:55
Always step up for that kind of stuff.
00:56:01
They don't step up for shit.
00:56:03
Step up to step up to.
00:56:06
Man, I have so much music to play.
00:56:08
I'm going to play music over this.
00:56:11
I had to fix the Carrie song.
00:56:13
The brand new Gary song.
00:56:14
Yeah, I messed it up.
00:56:16
Okay.
00:56:16
Turn out very well. It's probably better.
00:56:18
No, I better just the song.
00:56:20
Honestly. Right. That's another thing.
00:56:21
It's like it's got some interesting parallels.
00:56:24
I got to know it does. He.
00:56:25
Does he love Gary or is he Gary.
00:56:27
Because if the singer's Gary then I'm so pleased.
00:56:29
But if he's not then it's
00:56:32
why is a weird dude.
00:56:33
So yeah.
00:56:35
Harley I've gone to see Hardy plenty of time.
00:56:37
So this guy opened up for Hardy one time and he's got a one song with Hardy,
00:56:40
and I always thought he was a younger dude, but he's like in his mid 30s,
00:56:44
but like one of his hers is unlocked worlds on us.
00:56:47
It's like good singing, but it's like the Carlyle.
00:56:49
He's like, come on.
00:56:50
Oh, we're gonna buy more earn.
00:56:54
Or it was a long, long.
00:56:57
That's like what sounds like an antique.
00:56:59
It's a masculine CS I don't know, he's got some good writing.
00:57:02
He's a good writer and shit, I, I'm not shitting on the way he sings
00:57:05
because he can sings way better than me.
00:57:06
And he's got money than me.
00:57:08
I'm just saying that's
00:57:09
you can parody him and, But I just randomly came across my feed.
00:57:15
Gross.
00:57:16
Why? Why are you showing that shit
00:57:20
in was great.
00:57:25
I know, so weird. You.
00:57:29
It's so stupid.
00:57:31
And we're showing off our new merch.
00:57:36
That.
00:57:37
That Speedo he's wearing, he's got my face on it, right?
00:57:40
Oh, man, I can't believe you said. Oh, yeah, you must have.
00:57:42
I'm like, how did you know that?
00:57:44
There's no possible way there has to be a god.
00:57:45
There's no coincidence. There's no way.
00:57:47
You just guessed that he had a fucking orange flag
00:57:50
on his penis.
00:57:54
I got to ask, though, what the fuck beach are you on, dude?
00:57:57
They're all men.
00:57:59
There was actually Clearwater Beach.
00:58:01
Right, right, right,
00:58:04
right, right, right.
00:58:04
But, it all makes sense.
00:58:06
It's funny. That's what it shows.
00:58:09
It gets so much better where it starts to tell a little story here.
00:58:12
I think.
00:58:15
I like that you start in exactly the same frame.
00:58:17
Why don't you have a flag dress shirt instead of whatever I chose?
00:58:20
There?
00:58:22
What do you think? Wow.
00:58:25
I like, oh, I just Hulk Hogan did off there.
00:58:29
Yeah.
00:58:30
The celebrated.
00:58:31
Yeah. You know what that took?
00:58:33
That took like two days worth of credits because you just kept sucking it up
00:58:36
into your fucking hat or into your mouth or,
00:58:41
this was the best day.
00:58:42
Best. It came up with. Oops.
00:58:44
Yeah.
00:58:44
Whatever the famous Puritan is, is, like, just like, I really like football.
00:58:48
And then.
00:58:49
So this is funny, too, because you.
00:58:50
I know you've gone down some eye rabbit holes, but the glass is coming
00:58:54
out of nowhere.
00:58:55
Made me actually prompt the next hour in my like, smooth like that.
00:59:01
Yeah, they're really smooth.
00:59:04
Yeah, yeah. Pink.
00:59:05
So I roll and I just leave my shirt.
00:59:07
I don't give a fuck about it.
00:59:10
But then.
00:59:11
So this one, I added the sunglasses to the prompt.
00:59:14
So now you just do this for some reason.
00:59:20
Why why did you put them on and take them off?
00:59:22
It doesn't make any sense.
00:59:25
No, it is hilarious.
00:59:29
When I was walking down to the beach,
00:59:32
I was just walking back and forth in the water, just kind of hanging out.
00:59:36
And then, I left a pier. Came back.
00:59:38
When I was walking back, I kind of just paused.
00:59:40
There goes dark again.
00:59:42
Yeah.
00:59:43
And, I just hear these, like, people kind of like,
00:59:46
they sound like they're arguing.
00:59:48
And so I don't.
00:59:48
I don't look, but I'm, like, listening the whole time.
00:59:51
And, like, I don't know, dude was going off something about, like
00:59:56
six years he's been
00:59:57
putting up with blah, blah, blah and like, he's like yelling at her,
01:00:01
saying that, like, you know, oh, you always do this, blah, blah, blah.
01:00:04
Like, I'm tired of it.
01:00:06
And they were going to the beat like it's it's like
01:00:10
Clearwater Beach during sunset.
01:00:12
So it's like all the fucking sheep flock there.
01:00:16
And it's just kind of dumb.
01:00:17
The you I mean, everyone's a tourist, you see.
01:00:19
But I mean it as a tourist.
01:00:21
Yeah, I see sheep. Yeah.
01:00:23
But I was by myself, so it felt weird.
01:00:25
But, so they're like getting in an argument
01:00:28
and my man starts just walking way ahead of her
01:00:31
and they go to sit on the beach, and they're sitting on the beach,
01:00:34
like 15ft away from each other, but on the same, like, plane this way.
01:00:38
And it was just hilarious because they each
01:00:40
had their own individual towel
01:00:41
and they got in an argument to where they both came to the beach
01:00:44
and they're all sitting on individual towels.
01:00:47
And, yeah, it was just funny. Yeah.
01:00:51
I wish
01:00:53
there was more to the story, but that's it.
01:00:56
What a first starts a conversation like that?
01:01:00
Yeah.
01:01:00
Like that.
01:01:05
So, I mean, Thanksgiving's coming up, right?
01:01:07
Are you guys mad? Yeah. Like the jump.
01:01:10
The jump from, like, already to Christmas.
01:01:16
Like a do you feel like it's the transition? No.
01:01:19
It happened the day after fucking Halloween. Do.
01:01:21
Didn't you see? Right.
01:01:24
They literally named that like the Christmas creep in 1979.
01:01:30
But then maybe.
01:01:30
Wait, Christmas creep. That was a guy that went it. Never mind.
01:01:33
That was. Yeah.
01:01:34
They're they're lighting Christmas trees early.
01:01:37
And, I feel like we should we say this for early? Lee,
01:01:41
is there anybody.
01:01:45
No, you don't have to.
01:01:46
I mean, really 2 or 3 of those wounded?
01:01:48
Yes, of course I knew where you're going.
01:01:52
That's all right.
01:01:52
If you're lighting a tree early, you might piss someone off.
01:01:56
I think. Is what? This story.
01:01:58
Oh, I didn't even think of that because there was, like, 3 or 4 dude of the S's.
01:02:02
Yeah, right. The tree lightings.
01:02:05
I think there was one locally here to do.
01:02:08
At first I was like, I
01:02:09
because my mind usually tries to think, why would what the fuck?
01:02:12
Especially when there was one. It was like, it's there.
01:02:13
Like, no, it's not even Thanksgiving.
01:02:15
Yeah, that makes sense.
01:02:16
No, I don't see no shit off.
01:02:19
I was thinking more of a religious pissed.
01:02:21
Pissed off. Maybe it's the other religion,
01:02:24
you know, because there used to be a thing called the War on Christmas.
01:02:26
Do you remember that?
01:02:28
Yeah, yeah, it's called Sharia law.
01:02:32
Merry holidays.
01:02:34
Oh, yes.
01:02:36
I say Merry Christmas.
01:02:38
I'm not sure why. What do you.
01:02:39
What do you say?
01:02:40
Very happy.
01:02:40
Saturnalia.
01:02:42
Yeah.
01:02:44
Happy holidays.
01:02:46
Okay, well, now that it was 14.
01:02:49
What? You gay?
01:02:50
What? Yeah. But what?
01:02:51
Holidays? In which one?
01:02:53
All of them.
01:02:54
That's very agnostic thing.
01:02:55
I kind of like it.
01:02:57
I might as well just say happy days.
01:03:00
Well, have your things.
01:03:04
What do you like? Yeah.
01:03:05
Hey. Hey, I know I can't say that yet.
01:03:08
Never mind.
01:03:09
Well, if you have such a problem with it,
01:03:11
why don't you protest it and work for me like.
01:03:15
No, I'm coming in.
01:03:18
To show up to work anyway.
01:03:21
And work.
01:03:23
You can just show up.
01:03:25
I don't do messed up. Yeah, that's.
01:03:27
And that's that's.
01:03:28
If you don't believe in those things, why are you forced to take the
01:03:32
day off to believe in them?
01:03:37
I, I,
01:03:38
I know a lot of people say that they have conviction,
01:03:40
but I bet you if you asked 95% of Americans,
01:03:43
would you take the day off to celebrate pedophilia?
01:03:47
I know I've always thought about getting some of those people would be like,
01:03:51
you know what, I it's horrible for the kids, but pay day off,
01:03:55
right?
01:03:57
So I mean, I obviously
01:03:59
I went to the most heinous thing I could think of.
01:04:02
I know you guys
01:04:03
probably think religion is worse than that because they're fucking everybody.
01:04:07
Yeah. Oh yes.
01:04:08
Think about that.
01:04:09
In, in general, growing up because I grew up there was like a Jewish kid.
01:04:14
There was I've always said, in, in my exploratory language class, we
01:04:18
when we learned Japanese.
01:04:25
Wow. Dude, you can't say that.
01:04:27
China. Chiku.
01:04:28
And then number ten is Jew is how you pronounce it.
01:04:32
It's ten. Oh, Japanese and everything.
01:04:34
Your stories.
01:04:36
Because.
01:04:37
Because of David.
01:04:39
It's kind of ironic. His name was.
01:04:42
His name was David.
01:04:43
He's a cool dude.
01:04:44
I loved him, he was awesome. He's my friend.
01:04:46
But,
01:04:48
and I even spent.
01:04:49
And I loved him for him one time.
01:04:50
For me that one time.
01:04:52
But, no, he's not.
01:04:55
He was the Jewish kid.
01:04:56
And he said that he he loves his family.
01:04:58
Put up a Hanukkah tree, and I'm like, bro, you're like Bogart and shit.
01:05:01
And he just.
01:05:02
He just thought it was funny.
01:05:03
And so you drink one beer.
01:05:05
You're not an alcoholic.
01:05:06
You make one song on SoundCloud, you're not a rapper, but I suck.
01:05:11
One day you put up one Christmas tree.
01:05:14
That doesn't mean you're Christian. Yeah.
01:05:16
So let me ask then.
01:05:18
Everyone on the panel on the show, do you have your Christmas decorations up?
01:05:23
No, no, I feel like everyone's moving on too soon.
01:05:27
I love my sewing decorations up.
01:05:28
For a week after Halloween.
01:05:30
Everyone had their off the next day. It's horseshit.
01:05:33
That's what epiphany is for.
01:05:34
That's what January 6th is for. To take your decorations.
01:05:36
If they're up past that, past it about, oh, that's for
01:05:40
mourning.
01:05:41
Yeah. It
01:05:42
used to be called.
01:05:43
It used to be called epiphany.
01:05:45
See it again. There you go, I will celebrate.
01:05:47
I mean, I use those days as traditional milestones, but I don't
01:05:51
I don't necessarily believe in the whole
01:05:54
religion, which is okay.
01:05:55
They call that cultural Christianity.
01:05:57
And it's perfectly fine.
01:05:58
Now I'm going to go for Christian.
01:06:01
You are.
01:06:02
You are a scapegoated bitch.
01:06:08
Isn't a goat a female?
01:06:10
A you is a
01:06:12
and you know, what is it?
01:06:15
You you
01:06:19
soldier blood.
01:06:20
So I don't know, soldier boy. Tell him
01:06:23
female sheep.
01:06:26
Or a coniferous.
01:06:27
Is it female? It is female.
01:06:29
Or is it just a child of carnivorous female females?
01:06:33
You should have look that up.
01:06:35
I, I did.
01:06:42
Well.
01:06:42
Or if you're real lazy or like, is an artist Prince always wrote you
01:06:48
instead of white dude.
01:06:50
So you don't look at the title and, you know, talk.
01:06:52
Oh, the title of this week's show is Flashdance.
01:06:56
Line 131.
01:06:57
You would die for me, which is a play
01:07:01
on Prince's song I Would Die for, die for you.
01:07:05
But it's much more specific because it's like a woman wouldn't say,
01:07:08
I would die for you. She would say,
01:07:11
you would die for me.
01:07:14
Yeah, but there's good news.
01:07:15
Should.
01:07:16
And I don't take orders from the woman.
01:07:18
By the way.
01:07:19
So I'm not dying just because she says there's two good news is
01:07:22
the rumble is a breaking rumble.
01:07:24
Disclaimer should be should be done next week.
01:07:26
Just because it's no creative.
01:07:29
And they get a get the right videos.
01:07:31
And Prince Prince is involved.
01:07:33
Breaking news. Oh, good. He's dead.
01:07:37
Well, that's our.
01:07:41
Breaking news.
01:07:41
He's dead are breaking news.
01:07:42
He's involved in our rumble.
01:07:44
Disclaimer. He.
01:07:52
As well.
01:07:53
Dear Reggie, I'm at my wit's end with my neighbor's endless parade of yard gnomes.
01:07:58
It started innocently enough.
01:07:59
1 or 2 creepy little fellows staring at my window
01:08:02
like they're judging my recycling habits.
01:08:04
But now it's full blown gnome apocalypse.
01:08:06
There are over 50 of them,
01:08:07
all different sizes, some with fishing poles, others in tiny wizard hats,
01:08:12
and one that's suspiciously holding what looks like a tiny beer stain
01:08:15
they multiplied overnight, I swear.
01:08:17
Last week I woke up to a new one dressed as a pirate right on the property
01:08:22
line, glaring at my goldfish pond like it's buried treasure.
01:08:26
My husband thinks it's hilarious
01:08:28
and even bought me a gnome repellent spray as a joke.
01:08:31
It was just garlic powder in a bottle, but I'm losing sleep over this.
01:08:34
Every time I glance outside, I feel like they're plotting a coup.
01:08:37
We tried polite notes, passive aggressive law and order mints of our own.
01:08:42
I put out a flock of plastic flamingos.
01:08:44
I even called the HOA.
01:08:45
This is a long one, but they just laughed and said
01:08:49
no, no meal offend, no MLE offense at best.
01:08:54
What do I do? Am I overreacting?
01:08:56
Is it time to stay to midnight? No, I'm napping.
01:08:59
Sound numbed in the suburbs?
01:09:02
This gnome problem is actually a growing concern.
01:09:07
And, no, more's.
01:09:10
I think it's going to become more and more common.
01:09:15
I'm not sure what to do with the gnome problem,
01:09:19
but I do.
01:09:20
I recognize it, there is a particular house
01:09:26
multitude of miles away,
01:09:28
that has the whole bunch of trees that used to exist,
01:09:32
and they just cut them, like maybe four feet off the ground.
01:09:36
And they have all these different gnome plastic gnomes that
01:09:41
exist that like,
01:09:43
there's probably, I don't know, 8 to 10 plastic gnomes.
01:09:46
And they're all different.
01:09:47
They're more some of them are Christmas themed, some aren't.
01:09:51
And they are in different positions at different times.
01:09:56
Sometimes they're like all knocked down, sometimes or not
01:09:58
sometimes some of them are up, some of them are down.
01:10:01
And we just like,
01:10:01
okay, maybe it's the wind, but it's like, no, there's like this very specific.
01:10:05
And we almost feel like maybe it's a drug house and depending on the gnome
01:10:08
set up is what drugs they have in is what our suspicion is. But.
01:10:12
Oh, right, right. Like the red lights I used to.
01:10:14
I used to have a friend that hypothetically would sell CDs.
01:10:18
You would take him some money
01:10:20
and he would give you a burn CD of whatever you wanted to, play that day.
01:10:25
And he got so tired, you know, he got so.
01:10:28
Yeah.
01:10:29
But, yeah, he got so tired of people to bother him and stuff.
01:10:31
He took
01:10:32
the lesson from the red light district, and so he just put a little red light
01:10:35
in his bedroom window.
01:10:36
If the red light was on that man, it was cool to come up.
01:10:38
Otherwise, don't fucking bother me.
01:10:41
I maybe I should have said that.
01:10:42
Now, I know a few people that just like they worked at a restaurant.
01:10:46
And so you.
01:10:46
So what if
01:10:47
what if you went to this guy's house and beat him in the bathroom
01:10:50
and just exchange in the bathroom and then leave?
01:10:54
Exchange fluids?
01:10:56
No. You just, like, go into the bathroom to go.
01:10:57
You go into the restaurant, go go pee. Thank you.
01:10:59
Immediately.
01:11:00
And then he'd go into the bathroom and then he'd exchange.
01:11:03
And then, like we used to, we used to follow you guys around.
01:11:06
Well,
01:11:08
sometimes.
01:11:09
Sometimes.
01:11:10
Well, I don't give a shit. He's the one that's going to get fired.
01:11:12
Not me.
01:11:14
What? How did it wait?
01:11:16
So you.
01:11:16
He left it in there, and then you would grab it and leave money?
01:11:19
No, he would just meet me in there, I just wait.
01:11:21
Oh, I thought I thought you did it, like, overtly.
01:11:23
Like he stuck it
01:11:24
somewhere, stand at the urinal, pretended
01:11:26
like I'm holding my dick until he walked in.
01:11:28
And then fucking wait. Wait until no one was in there.
01:11:30
Until if there was somebody in there, we just both kind of,
01:11:34
you know, he'd maybe go into the stall or whatever.
01:11:36
And then once they leave, like he just plays, you know, I would quick exchange.
01:11:40
Yeah. I don't, I don't know I don't know.
01:11:42
You keep saying I don't leave second or I would leave first.
01:11:45
He would leave second.
01:11:45
We'd like, you know, you guys get busted and shit.
01:11:48
We're like no, no, no, no, we're gay. We're not.
01:11:50
Oh I didn't even ask above. So below today.
01:11:52
Just fucking.
01:11:53
Are you sure?
01:11:55
No, he I was there had to be a mistake.
01:11:58
They'll be back.
01:11:59
Oh, yeah.
01:12:00
I had a question. Unless we text him. No.
01:12:01
How does he even know?
01:12:03
A built in deer flag sort of mixed in. Yeah.
01:12:05
No other.
01:12:07
I have another deer flag off it.
01:12:08
We'll have to wait for flag.
01:12:10
What if you went to your drug dealer's house
01:12:12
and instead of garden gnomes, he had those little lawn jockeys.
01:12:16
The little racist lawn jockeys on jockeys.
01:12:19
You never seen a lawn jockey?
01:12:20
Yeah, I think so.
01:12:21
I think the black faced.
01:12:23
Yeah. There's something else.
01:12:24
Blackface. What?
01:12:26
They're blackface. Definitely. I got a piss.
01:12:29
I don't know if you always want to.
01:12:30
How how long have you been gone?
01:12:32
Oh, yeah. All right. Go. Go piss. I'm going to play the song.
01:12:34
I was going to play a song anyways, but it was rolling so great, I skipped it.
01:12:37
Now let's see if Gary rejoins.
01:12:39
It's a oh, I think.
01:12:42
I'm going to go. We.
01:12:50
I'm the king of overthinking in the folding chair.
01:12:53
Throne.
01:12:53
Got a budget so small enough student loans every round of trials
01:12:57
through the month that I keep.
01:12:58
Because the world's kind of shallow, but I'm deep.
01:13:01
I got notebooks full of nonsense that becomes profound.
01:13:04
I drop cosmic revelation in the bargain bin.
01:13:06
So people say I'm ranting. Yeah, that's part of anal.
01:13:09
Gee, you can't climb up the abyss if you sound asleep.
01:13:14
Gary don't need a fancy studio to question what's real.
01:13:17
Just a couch and a phone in a philosophical field trip
01:13:20
the world to the bone pill illusion from truth.
01:13:23
Budget. Metaphysics.
01:13:24
Like you save it for food.
01:13:25
It's the flat red meat, no frills.
01:13:28
It's the flat dress meat, no frills. Repeat.
01:13:30
Big thoughts, small pockets. Man, I'm cheap but deep.
01:13:33
Where the commies may I sing?
01:13:35
You break his twist I break reality down with the bread.
01:13:38
So sweet is the flesh.
01:13:40
Ranch. Be.
01:13:44
We got a co-host named Troy.
01:13:45
Don't ask where he is.
01:13:46
He shows out show like a face shifted audio.
01:13:49
His hits is patching cables like he's defuzing the bomb.
01:13:52
I'll.
01:13:52
Gary's let your ring on while you're with the calm of a mom.
01:13:54
Look, I don't chase simplicity. I dissect the complex.
01:13:57
I'll turn Occam's Razor into a philosophy.
01:13:59
Flex. Choose the simplest answer.
01:14:01
Sure, if you're half asleep.
01:14:02
But reality.
01:14:03
A simple man is cheap but deep.
01:14:08
I question parsimony till it taps out and quits.
01:14:10
Then I wander off topic into existential bits.
01:14:13
I got the questions so long they could form a parade.
01:14:16
But the tangents have tangents.
01:14:17
And that's how it gets made.
01:14:18
Is the flat beat, no frills repeat.
01:14:21
It's the flat speak, no frills for peace.
01:14:24
Big thoughts, small pockets. Man, I'm cheap but deep.
01:14:26
Where the call pay I said you bring it twist I break reality down with the rain.
01:14:31
So speed is the flat rates be
01:14:37
I'm in the back seat munching cold fries.
01:14:39
Thinking big lie.
01:14:40
Spilling our pockets like a raccoon in disguise.
01:14:43
Yelling surprise at the sunrise while I trip over goodbyes and sideways
01:14:47
high fives from dudes named Clyde who drive a bass civic with the vibe
01:14:51
so specific it's basically horrific, but I'm still terrific.
01:14:54
Eaten Pacific cod in the attic
01:14:55
with the problematic habit of shouting grab it every time I see your fan spin.
01:14:59
So frantic I'm panicking.
01:15:00
Landed somewhere between magic and tragic, like a plastic sandwich
01:15:03
full of semantics and granite with a relic.
01:15:05
The planet about why my jacket won't zip past my titanic midsection
01:15:09
from excessive convection and questionable life direction,
01:15:12
but I flex in the reflection of a gas station window, pretending I'm
01:15:15
a legend with the pension for ascension, while the cashier mentions
01:15:19
I owe him a living, and I'm guessing I'm destined to keep stressing
01:15:21
and blessing this mess with a chest full of questionable aggression.
01:15:24
Confessing I'm the best at bad decisions and off precision revisions that read
01:15:28
likely crash like pigeons and collisions with visions of me
01:15:31
winning that nothing but grinning like Thanksgiving dinner with sinners
01:15:34
whispering zingers while I linger in the stinger of a singer
01:15:37
playing gunslinger who half rhyme salsa with all more.
01:15:40
It calls it folklore, and I'm like, sure a man do more
01:15:43
because I'm bored and absurd like a quarter Roy surfboard
01:15:46
riding the metaphor storm toward an award I can't afford but still record.
01:15:50
Is discord a discord and chords and tighter.
01:15:52
That's the verse occurs during a verse of rehearsed, rehearsed
01:15:55
words dispersed in the worst way, perfectly off, rhymed on purpose.
01:16:00
Every episode is a puzzle in a thrift store
01:16:02
frame where the universe is broken, but the rants the same.
01:16:05
I got zero funding, but an infinite reach.
01:16:08
I'd be hitting harder than to tell you can't keep.
01:16:10
I'm the patron saint of frugal philosophical heat.
01:16:13
Sermons with sarcasm, logic on its feet.
01:16:16
You can't buy insight. It's not Amazon Prime.
01:16:19
It's learned in the trenches of a late night mind.
01:16:21
So here's to the weird ones who argue with faith, who debate
01:16:24
with themselves at 1158, if your brain's on a budget
01:16:28
but you still want to leap, come ram with the show that's cheap but deep.
01:16:32
15863 rent three
01:16:36
cheap, but.
01:16:40
It's the place.
01:16:41
Speak is the place.
01:16:44
Best be I've Monday, 10 p.m.
01:16:46
eastern beat.
01:16:52
Get us all out of trance. Beat
01:16:55
the flat trance. Beat you.
01:16:57
Your rats coming together nicely I appreciate that it's anal.
01:17:01
Gee, it's not me.
01:17:03
Well, yeah.
01:17:04
LG is your rapper.
01:17:06
My connection keeps coming and going.
01:17:09
That nice?
01:17:12
It's like what you dropped for your weed.
01:17:15
The Wi-Fi from hell. Heroin.
01:17:18
Last week, the song was,
01:17:21
a parody of Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
01:17:25
You know, Neil Diamond later,
01:17:28
came out and confessed that that song was actually about Caroline
01:17:31
Kennedy, who was 14 when that song was written.
01:17:36
So it was an entire eras awesome
01:17:40
anthem for an Ophelia.
01:17:43
Should we rest them?
01:17:47
Well.
01:17:51
I think,
01:17:52
statute of limitations is, passed.
01:17:57
Statue statute.
01:18:02
Thank you.
01:18:03
Muted I know you said exactly what I said.
01:18:07
So it was perfect.
01:18:09
And that's our Seinfeld quote statute.
01:18:13
Statute.
01:18:14
It's not a statue of limitations statute.
01:18:19
All right.
01:18:20
Now we can continue with one more before we cut over.
01:18:29
As pledge.
01:18:31
Dear flag, I'm a white woman who moved into a mostly black neighborhood
01:18:34
for cheap rent.
01:18:36
People are polite but cold. No one talks to me.
01:18:38
My homie, my banana bread.
01:18:40
Welcome loaves got left outside to low income neighborhood.
01:18:45
I don't know what is a black neighborhood.
01:18:46
I feel like I'm being iced out.
01:18:48
Am I the problem or are they just anti-white signed,
01:18:52
feeling like the only marshmallow?
01:18:57
Okay, only marshmallow.
01:18:59
There goes the neighborhood.
01:19:03
So, you know, she rent by
01:19:06
moving to a black neighborhood?
01:19:08
Yeah.
01:19:11
Yeah. You've done something wrong.
01:19:13
You're good.
01:19:15
They're polite, but they give you the cold shoulder.
01:19:18
That sounds like two different.
01:19:19
You're describing two different scenarios, but,
01:19:22
Yeah, you're you're gonna you're going to get the cold shoulder.
01:19:26
I'm afraid,
01:19:29
I might be racist, but I'm not the only one.
01:19:34
Oh, this is amazing.
01:19:44
Dear fledgling.
01:19:45
And this white lady just moved in two doors down, and she's.
01:19:50
I'm going to I can't wait. I'm gonna get through this.
01:19:52
This white lady just moved in
01:19:53
two doors down, and she's on a one woman crusade to fix the block.
01:19:57
First day, she left banana
01:19:58
bread on everyone's porch with a note that said, excited to be her new neighbor.
01:20:03
Second day, she's picking up litter in front of our houses that ain't hers.
01:20:07
Smiling like she's on a damn HGTV reveal show
01:20:11
yesterday, she asked Miss Loretta
01:20:14
why we don't have a neighborhood watch, but I'll just start one.
01:20:19
We've been watching this neighborhood just fine for 40 years without her
01:20:22
clipboard and ring light energy.
01:20:23
Now everybody's side eye on her and she thinks we hate white people.
01:20:27
Nah, we hate performance.
01:20:30
How do we tell her to sit down?
01:20:31
Shut up without her being blah.
01:20:34
Shut up without getting called racist on next door.
01:20:38
Signed over the banana bread.
01:20:42
Yes.
01:20:44
I love that you've you've done these these two stories that seem unrelated.
01:20:49
By the way.
01:20:51
Yeah.
01:20:54
Would you prefer another one?
01:20:55
I have one more.
01:20:56
Yeah. Oh, please.
01:20:57
One more.
01:21:00
Dear pledge, I'm a black man who
01:21:02
just bought a house in an all white suburb because the schools are good.
01:21:06
Day one.
01:21:07
My white neighbor, cook,
01:21:08
came over to welcome me with a watermelon and a bucket of KFC.
01:21:12
Nice.
01:21:12
He laughed like it was the funniest thing ever since.
01:21:14
And every time I'm on my lawn, they call the cops for suspicious activity
01:21:19
and someone keeps leaving fried chicken bones in my driveway at night.
01:21:22
My kids are scared to play outside.
01:21:23
Should we sell or move or start?
01:21:28
I can't say that word on YouTube.
01:21:31
Sound tired of clucking?
01:21:37
You try to attack
01:21:39
in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
01:21:42
You kill
01:21:44
the foreign.
01:21:47
It's weird that it had a lot to do with chickens.
01:21:49
It's like suddenly I knows everything about us
01:21:52
in the show.
01:21:55
Weird.
01:21:56
I mean, I, I what did I say?
01:21:58
I meant, Dear Flag, people writing a.
01:22:03
Let's never forget this guy's hair.
01:22:08
And you can tell, dude, he didn't go bald.
01:22:10
That is a that's a that's a hairdo.
01:22:13
Do you think that's how they dealt with the start of male pattern baldness?
01:22:16
I'll ask you as our expert, resident expert on that.
01:22:25
All right.
01:22:27
I feel like that you've been interrupted a lot.
01:22:28
Now you have the entire floor.
01:22:35
I can't hear him.
01:22:38
He's waiting for somebody to interrupt.
01:22:42
What do you jerk chicken?
01:22:46
No worry about.
01:22:49
It's our Thanksgiving show.
01:22:50
We're supposed to share food.
01:22:51
I got a fucking pile of food behind me that I've just politely been waiting
01:22:54
for somebody else to eat while I tried this repast.
01:22:59
It didn't work. It was a bad show. Rapist.
01:23:01
Yes it did.
01:23:02
It was a great show. It's our traditional Thanksgiving show
01:23:05
where we really don't come with any content.
01:23:07
We just look at a few videos of weirdos with fucking
01:23:11
ball. Hey, what did I send it?
01:23:12
Dude, why don't you just shave the ball patch on your fucking forehead?
01:23:18
Oh. Third eye.
01:23:21
Maybe it is.
01:23:24
I try to use that
01:23:25
gimmick with my wife the other night
01:23:29
for my penis.
01:23:31
Oh, the joke up.
01:23:33
She woke up in the middle of the night.
01:23:34
I'm like, go back to sleep, honey. It's just my third eye.
01:23:38
Nice.
01:23:39
Good work.
01:23:39
I've had sex with a woman, but to.
01:23:41
But she said a woman would be more likely to have a third eye.
01:23:45
And then it winked at me.
01:23:48
Whoa!
01:23:51
Can your wife make her third eye wink at you?
01:23:53
No, I went third eye blind.
01:24:00
I draw.
01:24:01
What's the red thing?
01:24:04
What's the red thing?
01:24:05
That's me. Asshole.
01:24:08
Are you both of your red t shirts?
01:24:10
A shirt so I can wipe my hands on it?
01:24:14
Wow. Oh.
01:24:16
Wow. Dude.
01:24:18
You're using Brady's shirt to wipe your hands.
01:24:21
Just grab it.
01:24:22
Just grab dirty clothes to wash your fuck. You know what?
01:24:25
You can throw that right in the dishwasher when you're.
01:24:26
You can throw that right in the dishwasher down.
01:24:28
You don't have to fucking rinse it first.
01:24:32
Look at this beauty hat, dude.
01:24:34
Look at this fucking Boonie hat.
01:24:35
This is incredible.
01:24:37
This is amazing.
01:24:38
Look at that.
01:24:39
I want that
01:24:41
anywhere to wear it.
01:24:42
I don't go camping anymore.
01:24:43
Next time you're on your jungle safari.
01:24:46
This fucking thing, you never go outside.
01:24:48
Dude. It's crazy.
01:24:49
How much is that? Go to to the car. I don't want to.
01:24:52
I don't want to rip on the, How much a regular $50 goes to the cause.
01:24:57
Jesus Christ, $50 for that fucking
01:25:02
keep the lights on in the barn.
01:25:04
Okay, hold on.
01:25:11
Okay.
01:25:11
We're back. I we.
01:25:14
Okay, so the reason why.
01:25:16
So some people with big ears.
01:25:19
This is an amazing hat, by the way, for only $35,
01:25:23
you can, you can also save 10%
01:25:26
between now and Black Friday with the code shop.
01:25:29
I'm sorry, not shop.
01:25:30
We got rid of that one.
01:25:32
Pants off ten and it's off ten.
01:25:34
But the reason why the extra $15 is worth it is do you care about your ears?
01:25:38
Because if you're out disc and you wear this hat,
01:25:40
your ears are going to get burned.
01:25:43
Oh, look at that.
01:25:45
See that? Still a fine hat.
01:25:49
And it is winter.
01:25:50
Here is our official hat model.
01:25:53
You won't automatically look like her, but look at that hat.
01:25:57
That.
01:25:57
Oh, that's nice actual embroidering.
01:26:00
But I want to look like her.
01:26:03
No, there's a little disclaimer.
01:26:05
You will not look like her if you wear this hat.
01:26:08
Doggone it.
01:26:09
That was the only reason I was giving it only $25.
01:26:13
And you're not paying for a good quality hat.
01:26:15
You are definitely supporting the show because without it, we can't do it.
01:26:19
We have over two and a half years we have accumulated
01:26:23
an absolute amount of $0.
01:26:26
That's not just for tax purposes or bragging rights.
01:26:28
That is a fact, right?
01:26:30
Do you know what $260 boots look like?
01:26:35
Are they snow or work?
01:26:39
Work?
01:26:43
They look warm, though.
01:26:45
They're nice.
01:26:48
Gary, why haven't you guys done a show on JFK?
01:26:50
The biggest conspiracy ever.
01:26:51
We did, we did, we did.
01:26:54
Name of.
01:26:55
I love this new tool.
01:26:56
I'm going to use it right now. Yeah.
01:27:00
Oh gosh.
01:27:02
I mean JFK was mentioned last week
01:27:04
because it's the Mandela Effect nation.
01:27:08
We're going to be going into that.
01:27:09
So I'm just going to skip right by it for now.
01:27:11
Covid 19 hoax are a reason to start.
01:27:14
So I found one error though that I have my videos going right to the point.
01:27:18
I need to have it start a few seconds before.
01:27:20
So we're not missing it, but I, I got a lot of work to do on.
01:27:23
It's just getting started.
01:27:24
But we we'll get all the weird thing was a hoax, I know.
01:27:28
Oh wait that's the same. Hold on 5G.
01:27:30
That's insane. Take
01:27:32
it is the it's the same exact words on two different shows.
01:27:35
Oh, we're going to have so much fun with this.
01:27:37
Oh, yeah.
01:27:39
I have a lot of the fascination of JFK.
01:27:45
But yeah, just for the record, we have
01:27:47
we have mentioned and I only have the first 89 shows in two.
01:27:51
So this is only half the show is first half the show.
01:27:53
As we mentioned JFK 21 times.
01:27:55
Right. There you go.
01:27:58
Here's another problem I have to do I said I went for a draw.
01:28:01
Let's see how many times the show medicine mentions draw.
01:28:04
I got 200, but it's just not 269.
01:28:07
But then you realize it doesn't know.
01:28:09
So then you start going, what about draw or.
01:28:12
Yeah.
01:28:13
Oh 4716 oh oh no.
01:28:18
Or what about
01:28:20
your,
01:28:22
27? So I'll get that all edited out.
01:28:24
We'll have perfect trans scripts soon as I retire.
01:28:29
Oh, okay. Great.
01:28:31
So the answer to that is we could we could is JFK.
01:28:35
Is that one word?
01:28:37
I can't even spell JFK.
01:28:39
There's no hard and fast rules.
01:28:41
Oh, I forgot about I forgot I forgot all about,
01:28:48
Their, part draw
01:28:53
draws. Lots of pretty.
01:28:54
It took me too long. The timing would have been so good.
01:28:56
I gotta start over. I forgot about draw.
01:28:59
Draw, was pretty crazy, but,
01:29:07
I know how to get them back.
01:29:09
Roll. Disclaimer.
01:29:12
Oh, yeah.
01:29:18
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude calculation of jabber speech.
01:29:20
What are we doing?
01:29:21
This portion of the show is we cut over to rumble.com slash slash
01:29:25
served with a side of life humor.
01:29:27
We're here for the time. It's not a correct time. All right?
01:29:29
In this crazy world, we're snowflakes, applesauce and jabber. Critic.
01:29:31
We're just trying to work. Yeah, this is a Thanksgiving.
01:29:33
So chill streamer.
01:29:34
We don't really have much discourse from guests.
01:29:37
Oh, but it will be a funny bone.
01:29:39
Caesar, gray matter and illuminate the past to a merciful existence.
01:29:41
Please come up with some seriousness.
01:29:42
This accidental article two we're equal defenders, all right?
01:29:46
We don't give a hoot about your
01:29:47
race, religion, or whether you prefer cats or dogs.
01:29:49
We're here to roast everyone from politicians to our own sorry selves.
01:29:52
No jealousy, not even grandmother. Fight.
01:29:54
Article three screw political jabber and we entered holder and our driver anything.
01:29:57
So if our driver venue.
01:29:59
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or jibber feelings.
01:30:01
But hey, if you can take that, we promise we'll dish out some belly
01:30:04
laughs and maybe a couple and give an article a debate.
01:30:06
Fake news alert the tales, rumors, and downright lies with your parents.
01:30:08
Dipper is a $3 bill.
01:30:09
Any resemblance to real life events are people,
01:30:11
whether alive or pushing up daisies is purely gibber
01:30:14
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:30:15
We're pretty sure the earth is round, but jabber who cares?
01:30:18
Article jabber cause why not parody and gibber our bread and butter folks?
01:30:22
Any likeness to actual people or characters is just us having a laugh,
01:30:25
not a reason for a jabber.
01:30:26
We might not be the smartest people on the job,
01:30:28
but we sure know how to stir up some trouble.
01:30:29
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a gibber,
01:30:33
then congrats! You're our kind of people.
01:30:34
We're just here to crack a few tenuous jokes, spread some jabber joy,
01:30:37
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:30:41
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:30:43
through the absurdity of our human language rants. Live.
01:30:53
Oh. Being.
01:31:04
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:31:06
let's get ready to.
01:31:12
From the rumble.
01:31:13
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:31:15
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:31:19
You ready to rumble?
01:31:25
Do you guys, What?
01:31:28
Turkey foundation.
01:31:30
That's a Lions game. Yes.
01:31:34
See, you know what I was.
01:31:35
You're breaking up, too.
01:31:36
But I was
01:31:37
kind of confused about the Lions game because they won, but they shouldn't have.
01:31:41
And they played a two and 7 or 2 and nine Giants team.
01:31:45
That was just horrific, right?
01:31:47
They didn't look good.
01:31:48
I'm pretty sure on Thanksgiving
01:31:50
green Bay is going to light them up.
01:31:52
They're not going to have Jamison win.
01:31:54
Jamison Winston the finger licker guy that wasn't racist.
01:31:59
He literally made a w with his fingers like this and licked him.
01:32:03
Look up the video. I'm not showing it. It's gross.
01:32:05
I think he meant he was going to eat.
01:32:06
He wins. But it was.
01:32:08
It didn't play off that way.
01:32:10
But Jordan Love's not going to like Miss Open wide open receivers like he did.
01:32:15
My oh no we sorry bad
01:32:17
very bad loss.
01:32:21
Wow. At the moment he said that his, internet went out, which is just perfect
01:32:25
timing, as if there was some type of a higher power that control.
01:32:28
Oh, no, we suck again.
01:32:36
I want to try and play a game, but now everyone's gone and it's just me.
01:32:39
So I'm going to have to play another song.
01:32:44
We got so many songs.
01:32:46
I'll just do that.
01:32:48
This one we couldn't play on YouTube and back.
01:32:52
Okay, I'll leave you.
01:32:54
No, don't leave.
01:33:15
I can. Go.
01:34:07
Back. And.
01:35:21
Yeah.
01:35:22
Cool story.
01:35:23
I have to get that to work. And it didn't work.
01:35:25
I thought it was going to work worse. Gary! There's Gary.
01:35:27
Hey, look at that.
01:35:31
There I am, down.
01:35:33
You should be here.
01:35:34
I'd love to be here.
01:35:37
I'm surprised you didn't talk about horseshoes.
01:35:41
Oh, yeah, I said.
01:35:43
I said horse use.
01:35:45
Horse use.
01:35:46
Horse use. That's what I call.
01:35:48
Yeah, you saved the horse appliances.
01:35:54
How does the poor use the horse shoes?
01:35:57
I mean, the pits are there.
01:36:01
But this, This guy goes crazy when I picture
01:36:06
everything. You sound so. Oh, you.
01:36:08
Why are you gay?
01:36:13
I've got a bad signal tonight.
01:36:14
Why all.
01:36:18
Where is that coming from?
01:36:20
You can't hear me, can you? It's coming from his.
01:36:22
Yeah, we can hear you.
01:36:24
We can hear you just fine.
01:36:25
I mean, you you sound like shit, though.
01:36:27
And I mean, you
01:36:30
sounds.
01:36:31
What? So,
01:36:33
Yeah. So you were telling me.
01:36:34
Sounds like shit.
01:36:36
You guys want to play a game? You.
01:36:39
Yeah.
01:36:40
No. Yes.
01:36:41
No, no, no. Crab party game?
01:36:43
No, I got a number.
01:36:46
You know how to play this game, so there's no excuses for losing.
01:36:49
All right, so what I just a little hint. I'm.
01:36:51
I'm in the process of
01:36:54
flatulence based trivia game.
01:36:57
Oh, wait. You want to play slot around?
01:36:59
I wonder if they're still plant shit.
01:37:00
I forgot all about that lotto rama.
01:37:02
What do you say? Let a rama already.
01:37:05
Fuck we get.
01:37:06
Oh my God, wait, I forgot because that show might be over.
01:37:09
I got to check and see if there's still that damn 1030 slot.
01:37:12
Oh rama,
01:37:14
it is still going.
01:37:16
So you going to pull something up here or no go?
01:37:20
Yeah.
01:37:24
Settle.
01:37:25
Go ahead. Don't go ahead.
01:37:27
Doesn't mind all this. So my plan is see?
01:37:30
See these guys in the chat so we can put our whole show in the chat.
01:37:34
But we have to win the top three people get in these three spots here.
01:37:39
We'll select the topic and we'll have three people answer.
01:37:42
They picked it like this.
01:37:44
We got Warbirds planes.
01:37:46
Just as an example of the trivia.
01:37:48
Let's see if you know any of these.
01:37:49
In Revolution we got World War one aircraft and we got drywall construction.
01:37:53
Great. We will never get.
01:37:54
The first thing to do is pick a topic. Sorry.
01:37:56
It's like, you know, first day have fort.
01:37:58
I don't know any of those topics, do they?
01:38:02
I kind of know.
01:38:03
And then if I don't make it is known for it's
01:38:06
going to be answering the chat or to P-47.
01:38:09
Which aircraft was known for its gullwing design during World War two?
01:38:12
Which one is it?
01:38:13
Thunderbolt.
01:38:14
Probably the easy A.
01:38:16
That is an easy one. You can also wait to see their answers.
01:38:19
God damn thing about World War Two planes.
01:38:23
They're all saying, see the Corsair?
01:38:25
Yeah. What? They'd have been funny.
01:38:26
They thrown, a German doesn't necessarily mean it's right.
01:38:30
Yeah.
01:38:30
We're going to say. See?
01:38:31
Oh, wait a second.
01:38:34
Which one?
01:38:35
Anyways,
01:38:36
so what we can do is then if you actually, if you start one, one of these Mondays
01:38:39
because it's done at the same time, they start right at 10:00,
01:38:41
we should join in play.
01:38:43
And if they win, well, now our show will be on one of those three
01:38:47
classic, one.
01:38:48
The history class is, stupid.
01:38:50
Coming back to our suggestion feed on.
01:38:52
Okay, that's why that. So you want to play that?
01:38:56
Was this the game?
01:38:57
You get the clutch car?
01:38:59
Yeah. One day, but not today.
01:39:00
I just want to see if we got it right or not.
01:39:03
And, I got.
01:39:05
That's definitely off for you.
01:39:06
Or you can just look at the chat and they tell you, like, I don't know, it was so.
01:39:09
Yeah. Yeah, you can in hours. You can't though.
01:39:11
You can't cheat in our game.
01:39:13
What do you mean, ours? Where's ours?
01:39:16
I'm looking for it I had it here.
01:39:18
It is.
01:39:20
Wait. We got our own.
01:39:21
How does that work?
01:39:22
Yeah, you got a you got a device you got to go to, got to go to Cloud
01:39:26
Party app.
01:39:27
You put in 37022.
01:39:30
Yeah.
01:39:30
He's.
01:39:33
That he has above.
01:39:34
So below.
01:39:38
He like started to say something and it was
01:39:42
whoops.
01:39:42
I don't know.
01:39:47
I don't know, but the weed I'm smoking is wrong.
01:39:49
Shit I think I erased it.
01:39:51
I gotta start again.
01:39:54
What is that?
01:39:55
Oh is it, it's yeah, it can't, can't read it.
01:39:58
There you go. Nope. Still can't.
01:40:00
Oh, sorry.
01:40:03
Fuck.
01:40:03
Find out bruh.
01:40:05
We'll go on. Bruh.
01:40:07
Red Panda number two
01:40:10
31.30%.
01:40:14
THC thc a 35.20,
01:40:17
and then total 39.10. So.
01:40:22
That's what they say.
01:40:24
They say. Oh, he's back, he's back.
01:40:25
Why do you not dump them back in?
01:40:27
Did you hear the boop. So.
01:40:31
Gary, you go disc golf often.
01:40:33
Golfing often I went yesterday. Yeah.
01:40:37
Thanks for inviting me.
01:40:39
I did
01:40:40
listen, where'd you go?
01:40:43
Will Bendix memorial disc golf course, bend Dick
01:40:48
will Ben Dick's
01:40:52
memorial. Yes.
01:40:53
Golf course.
01:40:54
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought.
01:40:55
Where's the wheel? Wait, what is it?
01:40:58
Will Bendix? Yes.
01:41:01
Memorial disc golf course.
01:41:04
We don't care what you and Will did with your dick's.
01:41:08
We wanted to know where you fuck starts a conversation like that.
01:41:11
It was me, Will and easy.
01:41:14
And then I say, you guys a picture of me and Will eating at Arby's.
01:41:18
Because where is new Brady would be jealous
01:41:22
because we'll got a French dip sandwich.
01:41:25
Oh, man, I can't believe you just said that.
01:41:28
I got a oh, no, those didn't turn. Oh, yes it did.
01:41:30
Where is Will? I'll get that later.
01:41:33
Do you guys want to play a game?
01:41:34
Columbus, Michigan.
01:41:36
Columbus, Michigan.
01:41:38
Yeah.
01:41:38
Where was there's a Columbus, Michigan today.
01:41:42
Columbus, Ohio.
01:41:44
Oh, Ohio.
01:41:45
Yeah, yeah.
01:41:48
Lock it in.
01:41:49
Did you draw?
01:41:52
Did you freak out the club
01:41:54
because they dared say hello?
01:41:57
Yeah. Speaking of that, fuck that.
01:41:59
Target rule two.
01:42:00
I almost want to go in a target and just beat these people and yell at them.
01:42:03
What target rule?
01:42:04
I wasn't watching the show Tiger rule from last week that we covered.
01:42:07
It's been popular.
01:42:09
Each show needs to stand on its own.
01:42:10
You got to refer.
01:42:11
You got to refer to it briefly.
01:42:12
The target rule that, employees at target stores are encouraged to, smile
01:42:17
at all people if they're angry, draw within five feet they like.
01:42:21
Ask them how I can tell their day's going.
01:42:25
There's like, inquire questions that don't need to be asked.
01:42:31
How far away do they have to go in order to hump your leg?
01:42:35
I'm just curious on why they need to like this.
01:42:38
Inciting just something terrible to happen.
01:42:43
Oh, how's it going?
01:42:44
So fucking terrible.
01:42:45
My boyfriend left me or.
01:42:47
Oh, my God, my mom raped my dog.
01:42:50
Or, you know, I don't know how close to they have to be to grope you.
01:42:54
Oh, there we are.
01:42:55
So that's a French dip sandwich.
01:42:57
I had the steak nuggets.
01:42:59
French dip sandwich I don't see. Yeah,
01:43:03
a dip or a French.
01:43:09
I don't see anything French or dip.
01:43:12
It was French. It was dip. It was a sandwich. But just.
01:43:15
You need to eat it with your tongue for it to be a French dip.
01:43:18
I see what you did there, but I got the,
01:43:21
steak nuggets because, we've got the meats.
01:43:24
And, I'll tell you what is our steak?
01:43:28
Good beef jerky. Dude. Tell
01:43:31
a good 1150.
01:43:34
There's $11.49 for a nine piece.
01:43:37
What was your opinion?
01:43:39
They are so delicious.
01:43:41
I like the what are the well, what are their tender like?
01:43:46
They call them nuggets, but they're they're just like.
01:43:49
Have you ever had burnt ends?
01:43:50
Yeah yeah yeah yeah. They're like little.
01:43:52
But it's beef not pork. Beef.
01:43:54
Yeah it so I we got, I ordered him like the day they came out
01:43:59
I fucking ran there because they looked so good. Yep.
01:44:02
And there they were so dry.
01:44:05
They were for dry.
01:44:06
Imagine if you took the thickest beef jerky
01:44:09
and then just like, soaked it in water for a little bit
01:44:11
and then maybe put a little bit of a barbecue sauce on it.
01:44:13
But then
01:44:14
out of the nine pieces, right, I had one that was like half fatty, half meat.
01:44:19
That was just perfect.
01:44:20
Yeah, mine were all perfect.
01:44:22
And they're so good.
01:44:24
Yeah, I got a I got a thumbs down for the Arby's.
01:44:26
I got some double thumbs up.
01:44:30
I would never buy something like that from an establishment like Arby's.
01:44:35
What if say that you were like, you're dumb.
01:44:38
You're very, very dumb.
01:44:39
But no offense, I.
01:44:41
Oh, what if you had a clue?
01:44:42
How do they specialize in that particular item?
01:44:44
I was there because they have the meats.
01:44:49
Unless you're
01:44:50
getting a roast beef sandwich or some deep fried,
01:44:53
it's. It.
01:44:56
They have a deep fried turkey right now.
01:44:57
Are you fucking with me right now?
01:44:59
Are you aware of that or. No.
01:45:01
Arby's has a deep fried turkey sandwich.
01:45:03
Sure, but typically I just get roast beef sandwiches.
01:45:06
Yeah, it's.
01:45:06
I don't you think we need to start?
01:45:09
That makes no sense.
01:45:10
Why would you get it over again?
01:45:12
Like we start fucking shitty burnt tips when you can actually go to, like,
01:45:16
a barbecue joint and get some real good shit for nine bucks, or
01:45:21
what do you say, 11 bucks?
01:45:23
Yeah.
01:45:23
And it probably you're spending 30 for an order.
01:45:26
Yeah.
01:45:26
And I don't know if my, you
01:45:28
know, shake was $7, but the whole thing came to 17 bucks.
01:45:34
Yeah.
01:45:34
For one meal or for both of yours.
01:45:36
I got nine piece nuggets and a large chunk of chain
01:45:40
two items for $17.
01:45:43
But you can go there and get, like two chicken or two fish
01:45:46
or two beef and cheddar for like 6 or 7 bucks now.
01:45:50
Yeah, that's for the greatest.
01:45:52
But a drawer wouldn't do that because he doesn't like food.
01:45:56
I don't I don't like I don't get shit. He.
01:45:59
No he's saying stay in your lanes.
01:46:01
If you go to a shitty fast food place then get shitty fast food.
01:46:05
Well, let me let me explain it in the grocery store that people understand.
01:46:08
Do you get sushi from a gas station? Good. I didn't say that.
01:46:11
No, no, I get sushi from a gas station and don't get steak from Arby's.
01:46:15
That's all he's saying. Even though they have the meats. I get it.
01:46:18
I understand both.
01:46:19
It's not steak.
01:46:20
It's more like a stew meat, but it's good.
01:46:23
Like it's like getting breakfast.
01:46:25
Yeah, that's the bell. It's like, no.
01:46:28
Now hold on.
01:46:29
Breakfast from Taco Bell is awesome. Do that fucking. Yeah.
01:46:32
They fold over like that.
01:46:34
I don't mean to sound okay, but yeah, I get to have a normal one with bacon
01:46:37
and all that.
01:46:37
But every once in a while, you get a California
01:46:39
one that has, like, vegetables and avocado, avocados on it.
01:46:43
Oh, fornia crunchwrap.
01:46:44
It's it sounds gay, but it's good. So you, like, have your wife.
01:46:47
You're talking about Taco Bell breakfast.
01:46:49
Your wife. Order it. Yeah. What did he do? What was he.
01:46:51
What did you say?
01:46:52
I thought you said Taco Bell breakfast.
01:46:53
I did okay. Oh, yeah.
01:46:55
Taco Bell breakfast rules.
01:46:57
But it's not to crunchwrap.
01:46:59
There's no beating that again to support point.
01:47:02
If you want breakfast, go to a diner or
01:47:07
Cracker Barrel.
01:47:08
What are you
01:47:09
and I stop at a Cracker Barrel whenever there's not a Golden Corral.
01:47:14
Oh, when there's not a Golden Corral?
01:47:16
Dude, I'm at the age now.
01:47:17
I go crowds for my favorite.
01:47:20
It's not good food.
01:47:21
I'm not going try to convince yourself that even with your kids,
01:47:24
you're not even trying to. Like, I go to go and cry by myself a lot.
01:47:27
So I travel for work.
01:47:28
I don't know if you know what that's like.
01:47:30
No, I've never done that.
01:47:31
And I have to eat, but I have to eat by myself
01:47:33
and I'm my own company, so I don't have some anyone.
01:47:38
I don't want to judge you,
01:47:41
but since I'm paying for my own meal, especially if it's fucking before 4:00,
01:47:44
you can eat a gold corral for 1299 for the price of your steak nugget there.
01:47:48
You could have even a Golden Corral before for.
01:47:50
Yeah, I was I had a layover.
01:47:53
I it a layover.
01:47:54
I had two tickets that were there was an hour and a half in between,
01:47:57
which almost never happens if I have that, if I have that much time, I go home.
01:48:01
But this was in Toledo, so I stopped at the Toledo Golden Corral.
01:48:05
Wasn't great. It was good.
01:48:08
Last time I was at Golden Corral,
01:48:10
I was officially the skinniest white guy there,
01:48:14
right?
01:48:15
Yeah, I was one of the I was, if not the only white one, if not the only white.
01:48:20
Yeah.
01:48:20
I think I may have been the only white person in the building.
01:48:24
It's weird.
01:48:24
I didn't really notice, though, because I don't see color.
01:48:28
Where was where were these in Africa?
01:48:32
Toledo, oh.
01:48:34
Metro Detroit.
01:48:35
I was surprised, though.
01:48:36
But Toledo was so much blacker than Detroit.
01:48:40
But Midland, which looks just like Detroit.
01:48:44
But white. But you never been to Midland.
01:48:46
I forgot what the chemical plant is there, but it's the entire fucking place. Now.
01:48:51
Yeah, yeah.
01:48:52
All that area around there is pretty.
01:48:55
What did you call the not black.
01:48:56
I can't call the black neighborhood low income.
01:48:59
Okay. Whether you're talking about a different word
01:49:04
ghetto.
01:49:04
Well, we're not supposed to say.
01:49:07
What did he say?
01:49:10
That's a hate speech.
01:49:13
Come on. You guys want to play a game?
01:49:14
I don't I to play game.
01:49:16
Crowd party app.
01:49:18
And then the number is 43839.
01:49:21
Cloud penis. That fart.
01:49:23
Get in there.
01:49:25
Yeah. Go to cloud penis. Stop! Fart.
01:49:26
I want to do.
01:49:27
They haven't got fucking.
01:49:31
I tried from Venus.
01:49:34
Crowd party app.
01:49:36
And I'm sure you guys noticed.
01:49:37
Oh, wait, I lost my tire share.
01:49:40
Did you notice the name of our new transcription
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search website is called the Fladge Archive Ranch?
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Transcript.
01:49:45
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Now, what am I what's the number again?
01:49:48
Hang on, I'm stuck.
01:49:49
I'm right in the middle of sharing my screen.
01:49:51
So I go, oh my God, it was locked.
01:49:53
I could when you're right in the middle of sharing screen, it's, 43839 hot off
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01:50:03
Thanksgiving party
01:50:06
rule.
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I've got dreads.
01:50:07
Why wouldn't it fucking.
01:50:11
It's probably some kind of an apple, a racial appropriation.
01:50:14
Oh, anybody wants to play in the chat, just go to Cloud Party dot app
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43839 is the game.
01:50:22
Please join. We'll wait one more minute.
01:50:25
Oh wait I missed I missed a very important.
01:50:31
Why aren't I in there?
01:50:33
I don't know, is, you need to join.
01:50:35
I may have, There's no I don't have a join, but.
01:50:38
Oh, I did it different.
01:50:39
I got to join on another fucking shit.
01:50:42
I'm sorry.
01:50:43
Give me one second.
01:50:44
I have to join the wrong button.
01:50:46
There's a button that says check if host wants to play.
01:50:49
And I didn't click it.
01:50:51
My lord.
01:50:55
What's the number?
01:50:56
You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
01:51:00
For three, eight, three nine.
01:51:04
There I am,
01:51:06
there I am Gary, there I am.
01:51:08
All right.
01:51:09
So before we start the game though, I miss this huge huge huge huge
01:51:13
jury stomach.
01:51:13
A kid named David when we worked at more flame cutting.
01:51:16
Oh yeah. Yeah.
01:51:19
So obviously.
01:51:26
What say you?
01:51:27
What do you say?
01:51:30
What?
01:51:30
Say it.
01:51:32
What do you say about the kid you used to Mark
01:51:34
named David when you worked at more flame? It.
01:51:37
What about it?
01:51:40
I that's what I'm asking you, you fucking asshole.
01:51:43
I know you want me to.
01:51:45
Do you want me to explain it because he was tough?
01:51:47
I don't fucking do.
01:51:49
Well, that's even worse.
01:51:50
Matter.
01:51:52
You started
01:51:54
not in the, like, a general sense and like a lazy piece of shit.
01:51:57
Since
01:51:59
I did that one already about Jay.
01:52:01
His name is Will, but he won't.
01:52:03
That would have been good with timing.
01:52:04
No. Pistons are on fire this year.
01:52:08
Yeah, we'll talk sports in a row.
01:52:10
I mean, waffle House sauce is outrageously delicious.
01:52:13
I don't mean to be, like, retarded, but I think they call that sirup.
01:52:16
Ryan. You know, that's a house. The sauce.
01:52:19
I never heard it called waffle House sauce before.
01:52:25
Have you.
01:52:26
Have you never heard of sirup? Yeah.
01:52:29
Sirup. Sorry.
01:52:30
Obviously I'm joking, but I don't.
01:52:31
I honestly don't know what waffle House sauce is either.
01:52:33
Is it like, burger sauce on his gas game? Bro?
01:52:37
I don't know, bruh.
01:52:40
All right, let's go. We're going to go.
01:52:41
I'm gonna hit start. Right.
01:52:42
I don't know how to play.
01:52:44
What do we do before we begin?
01:52:46
Ensure that the screen is being zoomed on another.
01:52:47
Yep. Okay.
01:52:49
Question here appear on this.
01:52:50
Oh. Was fucked up.
01:52:52
I may have to read the question stuff. We'll take our time. Anyways.
01:52:54
I hit the wrong button. I did it so fast because I didn't.
01:52:56
Wrong answer. Use it. It.
01:52:57
Yep we did. The faster you answer, the more points you get.
01:53:00
Are you ready? That's not true.
01:53:02
I noticed last week, right?
01:53:04
Because I may have set it to unlimited time so it doesn't end
01:53:07
because this game would have already ended.
01:53:09
Let's play.
01:53:11
Okay.
01:53:11
Get ready, let's pick who who is most likely.
01:53:15
Who is most likely. Wait. It's about us. Who's Mike?
01:53:17
Who's most like, what did I.
01:53:19
This is not the right thing.
01:53:20
Who's most likely only there for food.
01:53:24
Oh, draw one.
01:53:27
Which one of these three people would only most likely be at a Thanksgiving party
01:53:30
for food?
01:53:31
I think, I'm pretty sure
01:53:34
I clicked the wrong button, but I can reset water for food only.
01:53:37
I just say it in general.
01:53:38
Who's ever there for food?
01:53:40
I don't know what's happening.
01:53:42
I think we are here for food.
01:53:44
I'm for a draw.
01:53:46
I think we all have one person that shows up to this for food.
01:53:50
This is all right.
01:53:51
I'm gonna have to start over. Oh, wait.
01:53:54
Your one.
01:53:55
Let's start with your one brother.
01:53:57
One other than it shows us who. Okay, next.
01:54:00
Let's see, is according to the law of averages.
01:54:02
I don't understand the question.
01:54:04
Okay.
01:54:06
Trivia. Good, I didn't.
01:54:08
What do the pumpkins. What do the pumpkins cure?
01:54:11
According to old wives tales, freckles, insomnia, freckles, skin
01:54:15
problem or hair loss?
01:54:18
The fuck?
01:54:21
Pumpkins probably cure
01:54:24
it. Pumpkins help you sleep on freckles,
01:54:27
skin problems.
01:54:31
It was freckles and we all put skin problems.
01:54:33
Nice job guys, this is working.
01:54:36
Just because I sounded dumb.
01:54:38
The winner for.
01:54:39
Don't forget the winner 48.
01:54:40
Hold on. Wait. What?
01:54:43
What did they have? 148.
01:54:45
It keeps score.
01:54:46
Flavor flashes.
01:54:47
Favorite Thanksgiving cookie flavor is pecan shortbread.
01:54:51
So this is wait, so only Gary knows this one I don't know, right?
01:54:54
I have no idea.
01:54:56
I've been
01:54:58
a bitch.
01:54:58
I got it right to.
01:55:02
I don't like cookies.
01:55:03
I'm eating pie on Thanksgiving.
01:55:04
Who the fuck eat cookies?
01:55:05
And the cookies are for Christmas?
01:55:10
Is if Ryan's working.
01:55:11
This might take a while.
01:55:12
Yeah, all four people answer. Then it ends.
01:55:14
I just takes
01:55:16
who's left, I answered.
01:55:19
That's what I'm saying.
01:55:20
If Ryan, I answer.
01:55:21
Oh, I answered, that's for sure.
01:55:24
Right? I, I do have no right.
01:55:26
Welcome a chance, dude.
01:55:27
We got I didn't realize he was actually playing.
01:55:29
I thought it was like a gimmick.
01:55:31
Do you got other content?
01:55:34
Nothing.
01:55:35
I mean, because we can play the show, there's no time limit.
01:55:37
We have no other content. We'll play the show out. We'll.
01:55:39
We'll come back to the show. And he answers.
01:55:41
If he doesn't answer, we'll skip it. But I don't want to scare you.
01:55:44
You go disc golfing often, right?
01:55:46
I went yesterday.
01:55:49
Thank you for inviting me.
01:55:50
Tara.
01:55:51
Birdie, did you go just golfing today?
01:55:54
I went yesterday, that's why I was.
01:55:57
That's why I walk this way.
01:55:59
What have you and your wife went disc golfing.
01:56:02
Oh, and you were able to somehow walk away
01:56:05
with, like, a large payout package.
01:56:08
Oh I don't it'll stay there. Sorry.
01:56:12
Pay out of disc golf.
01:56:15
I got it right.
01:56:15
Yes you did.
01:56:18
We'll get we'll get back to the game.
01:56:19
We we can.
01:56:21
Should we get back?
01:56:21
What if you were you were able
01:56:25
to walk away with a large payout.
01:56:29
Okay, I got a per a purse first.
01:56:32
Yeah. Purse? Yeah, I guess so.
01:56:34
Sounds like you're stealing something you want me to put on the screen?
01:56:38
No. Yet?
01:56:39
I didn't think so. Would you.
01:56:41
Would you be willing to?
01:56:43
Do you have to blow a child?
01:56:46
No. Just play disc golf.
01:56:50
Do you have.
01:56:50
You have to win for a little while.
01:56:53
You're saying I don't understand the question or the premise
01:56:58
is going to get to it? Yeah.
01:57:00
No, there was no sound in this video, which is absolute horseshit.
01:57:03
Oh. You ready?
01:57:04
Now you got to time put in an ad blocker that you don't have the time.
01:57:07
The fucking commercials time.
01:57:09
You're fucking commercial, okay? Fuck off.
01:57:12
I don't have commercials, so I don't have to,
01:57:13
so we'll just move right to the next question.
01:57:18
Oh, flag is just kicking ass.
01:57:19
He's going to. Oh.
01:57:20
So obviously, the winner of the game every week gets to pick next week's topic.
01:57:25
Oh yeah.
01:57:26
Side game.
01:57:27
Mine's.
01:57:29
Oh I got to play over here. This is confusing.
01:57:31
I had a bomb I got a diamond
01:57:33
I got a diamond I got to play a game I got to put a bomb first right off.
01:57:38
Nice.
01:57:39
All right.
01:57:39
So while he's doing the bombs now we can go to your desk.
01:57:42
Did you get did you blow up yet. Draw. I'm diamond doing.
01:57:44
No, I'm fucking cow.
01:57:45
Fuck yeah you do.
01:57:47
You might catch up to Gary with the side game.
01:57:48
See, it's nice because it's for smart people with trivia.
01:57:52
And then.
01:57:53
And then the stupid people get lucky.
01:57:55
Yeah.
01:57:56
You read Hahahahahahahaha.
01:58:01
I have bomb right off the bat.
01:58:04
A bomb.
01:58:05
I got it pretty quick.
01:58:07
Yeah, it was the first thing.
01:58:09
Where did you get on a second page?
01:58:10
You get you ready? Reveal. Yeah, I am
01:58:14
so, there's no sounds.
01:58:16
So. Monica.
01:58:17
Mountains, California, found a lawsuit after their eight year old son was killed
01:58:21
by a falling branch at a California summer camp right in front of them.
01:58:24
So, what if you and your wife went disc golfing and your wife,
01:58:30
you know, you you left with a bunch of money afterwards?
01:58:34
Unfortunately, your wife does not make it.
01:58:38
What do you think about that?
01:58:39
You think that's a good option? No.
01:58:45
Wait.
01:58:45
So, according to people magazine, it's not.
01:58:49
It's only bad if she threw the fucking thing that killed him or, you know, it.
01:58:53
Could she?
01:58:55
Got complaint filed Monday.
01:58:57
A couple a couple has filed a lawsuit filing the tragic death of their
01:59:00
eight year old son, Lamar Magoffin, who was killed by Friday, Cyber Monday.
01:59:05
They're just looking for money to replace their.
01:59:07
Who was killed by who was killed by a 100.
01:59:12
Why do I still hear that?
01:59:14
Because it's on your computer.
01:59:16
Yeah.
01:59:19
It's just under to get on.
01:59:21
The show won't help.
01:59:25
All righty.
01:59:25
Yeah, I forgot that I was playing there.
01:59:27
Who's killed a 100 pound
01:59:30
tree branch at summer camp at Santa Monica mountains?
01:59:33
I guess that's the 100 pound tree branch.
01:59:36
It's that summer camp at Wild Crest in July
01:59:39
when the branches from a distance fell.
01:59:41
Yeah, that looks like a trunk.
01:59:43
That's not a branch. That's a trunk.
01:59:46
Firmly claims negligence against the owners and operators of the king.
01:59:49
Gil orange.
01:59:50
So, I mean, if you're a disc golfing and you,
01:59:53
hit a tree and it falls on a kid, falling tree.
01:59:57
No. Is there does he go to the afterlife?
02:00:02
There's no afterlife lawsuit.
02:00:03
You get a good lawsuit.
02:00:05
So he's your wife. And so you got some.
02:00:08
You agree?
02:00:09
So you agree in eternal life.
02:00:11
What about your child? Yeah, absolutely.
02:00:18
100 pound tree branch.
02:00:20
Yeah. No problem.
02:00:22
I mean, seriously, isn't this isn't this, like, the whole,
02:00:25
insurance situation when it comes to God?
02:00:28
And how is the park negligent? A violin.
02:00:31
Why did you put that?
02:00:32
You put God in quotes.
02:00:33
Because that's a stupid name for whatever it is. That's what.
02:00:36
That's what the.
02:00:36
Oh, yeah. An act of God.
02:00:39
They call it. That's what they call it.
02:00:42
I know when nature does things, they call it an act of God.
02:00:47
That's funny.
02:00:48
My general contractor today was Muhammad.
02:00:51
Oh, it's the most common first name in the world. He.
02:00:55
So he said Muhammad.
02:00:57
But I as I clearly didn't say Muhammad.
02:00:59
That is that word fell out of them.
02:01:01
That's one hell of a break.
02:01:05
I don't know the 100 pound for that.
02:01:07
Why are they live with all the trees then?
02:01:09
All the trees need to be removed from the park at once.
02:01:12
So I don't so they're trying to hold somebody responsible.
02:01:14
Is that what you're saying?
02:01:15
Yeah. That's right, the fir tree.
02:01:18
That's what.
02:01:18
Whatever happened to an act of nature?
02:01:20
Listen, no, I didn't. God.
02:01:23
So this is a problem.
02:01:24
If we remove God,
02:01:26
then people are just going to blame parks for killing people and humans.
02:01:29
That's not fair, right?
02:01:31
Who's parks?
02:01:34
I thought, didn't it?
02:01:35
Were you talking about this? Golfing?
02:01:36
Where the fuck do you disc golf at a park?
02:01:38
Those parks with somebody.
02:01:40
Oh, rain. I'm sorry.
02:01:40
Ranch King Gillette.
02:01:46
Is that the guy who runs Gillette?
02:01:49
Yeah. King Gillette,
02:01:52
his name is Penn.
02:01:52
Okay, so the incident alleges that this was
02:01:56
not the first time a branch fell from that tree.
02:01:59
The family further alleges the.
02:02:00
And I won't be the one attorney.
02:02:02
The attorney alleges this is not the first branch that fell from a tree.
02:02:06
They which manages and park, as well as Campbell, directed groups of young
02:02:11
children to play, paint and rest directly under the tree, which is extreme.
02:02:16
Exactly what Lamar was doing when he was tragically killed,
02:02:19
per the documents.
02:02:22
Humanity is found at Lamar.
02:02:24
Yeah.
02:02:26
Lamar.
02:02:26
Is that,
02:02:29
apparently he was crushed in front of, like, everyone,
02:02:32
I suggest that we do, including get some.
02:02:35
We get some no nonsense, reasonable tree regulation.
02:02:40
We need to ban the trees.
02:02:43
The trees are dangerous.
02:02:46
We need to ban all trees.
02:02:50
Palm trees.
02:02:52
Any tree.
02:02:55
I'm going to get rid of some trees
02:02:57
right now.
02:03:00
Round two.
02:03:00
Remember, the faster you answer, the more points you get.
02:03:03
Okay?
02:03:06
Oh, man.
02:03:07
Sure went up to 429 with that diamond bullshit.
02:03:11
So do you think that if that happened to you and you didn't die, would you.
02:03:14
Would you feel like the disc golf course had any liability over this branch
02:03:18
falling on you and just injuring you?
02:03:23
It seems pretty random,
02:03:25
but then again, there was a systemic breakdown
02:03:27
of the tree trunk, so the tree technically should be responsible.
02:03:30
It's because the Cadillac, isn't it?
02:03:32
Yeah, it's systemic trees ism.
02:03:36
Okay, so, who is most likely
02:03:38
to call Thanksgiving Turkey Day, which I fucking hate.
02:03:41
So there's a hint.
02:03:44
Of the one the liberals.
02:03:47
Oh, I'll give you a hint.
02:03:48
Answer.
02:03:50
Happy Turkey day. Who?
02:03:56
Oh, it's whatever I chose.
02:03:57
Brother wins.
02:03:58
So he gets those points.
02:04:00
Oh. Majority wins.
02:04:04
That's something an atheist doesn't understand.
02:04:07
Nope.
02:04:09
I don't get it. Jaws.
02:04:11
Jaws 470 953.
02:04:12
Day 398.
02:04:15
And the rest don't matter.
02:04:17
Picture trivia how are potatoes usually cooked for Thanksgiving Day in the U.S?
02:04:21
Why do we need a picture for that boiled or roasted?
02:04:24
Well, hold on a second. This.
02:04:26
This is cultural.
02:04:28
What do you mean?
02:04:29
For example, I've never had macaroni and cheese on Thanksgiving,
02:04:32
but if you talk to a black person, they have it every Thanksgiving.
02:04:36
No, they're not asking you about macaroni and cheese.
02:04:38
What? Does that make sense here?
02:04:40
You know what?
02:04:41
If I would have said potatoes, then I didn't want to reveal the answer.
02:04:44
Know you say potato, I say go fuck yourself.
02:04:49
Okay, I like that.
02:04:51
I remember that joke.
02:04:55
No, I get it right.
02:04:57
What about the Pistons? There they have.
02:04:59
They haven't lost yet, right?
02:05:01
They've never lost the game.
02:05:05
What they're not under.
02:05:06
They're not undefeated.
02:05:09
Mashed. We all got that one right.
02:05:10
Of course we did.
02:05:12
George shoots up with 729.
02:05:14
Fladge right behind. Let's shoot anything.
02:05:16
What are you talking about?
02:05:16
648 pick who the majority wins.
02:05:20
Who is most likely to have dinner at 2 p.m.?
02:05:22
Radio fladge.
02:05:24
Oh, that one's fucking too easy for me.
02:05:30
Already?
02:05:30
That one's super easy.
02:05:32
I answered it as soon as it came up, but I didn't know it.
02:05:35
Three, two.
02:05:36
There's four of us.
02:05:37
Why is it only showing three?
02:05:38
It should show all four of us, shouldn't it?
02:05:41
Yeah, well, no, because you can't choose yourself.
02:05:44
I didn't choose my.
02:05:44
I can choose myself.
02:05:45
You can choose yourself right now.
02:05:47
On the screen. On your screen.
02:05:49
I choose me.
02:05:51
No, no I don't.
02:05:51
It doesn't, it doesn't it does not show you.
02:05:53
You look I see, I, I mean, I'm attaching it to the show by saying
02:05:57
it doesn't show you, you you told me, me, you.
02:06:02
That was last week.
02:06:04
Oh, yeah.
02:06:05
Well, what do you call me?
02:06:08
I don't oh.
02:06:12
Everyone.
02:06:13
Hey, you, Gary, I call you,
02:06:16
fladge rant source.
02:06:21
Yeah.
02:06:23
It's the fladge rants. Be.
02:06:27
That was that was, the schtick of.
02:06:29
That was it was 4.5 minutes of literally the same,
02:06:34
but I couldn't it was real hard not to make
02:06:36
it sound like we are the champions, which, by the way,
02:06:38
it sounded nothing like We are the champions.
02:06:41
But it was, oh.
02:06:45
Are there any more questions after round seven?
02:06:49
Yeah, there there are.
02:06:50
But we just have to wait for everyone to answer, which we will do.
02:06:54
Oh, boy.
02:06:55
And, brother.
02:06:58
What else do we have?
02:07:00
What else do we have?
02:07:01
I think you sent a couple links.
02:07:03
I could, I sent something, and then we got to remember
02:07:07
some consumer.
02:07:11
Right.
02:07:11
This just irritates me. I don't.
02:07:14
Isn't entertainment supposed to bring you joy?
02:07:18
Whereas most entertainment that I watch nowadays bring me anger.
02:07:22
And then I share that anger with other people.
02:07:24
Yeah,
02:07:26
I don't think that's how pussies work.
02:07:28
Sorry.
02:07:29
Maybe this brings you joy or not. Energy.
02:07:32
Oh. This thing? No, this.
02:07:33
This is. This pisses me off.
02:07:36
This goes.
02:07:37
Yeah.
02:07:38
The kid holding something with his foot.
02:07:42
Oh, no, that doesn't bother me.
02:07:43
As long as he's not serving it to people on a fucking an ape and a food truck.
02:07:46
He uses his foot a lot in this.
02:07:49
That's good. We.
02:07:50
I mean, okay, he's cleaning it.
02:07:53
Yeah. It's good Asmr.
02:07:55
Okay, so he took a tin can, and now he's
02:07:58
turning it into a smaller tin can.
02:08:02
Let's see.
02:08:03
Now, knock, knock.
02:08:06
Gary is the reason he put this trip up there.
02:08:12
Oh, yeah. Sure.
02:08:13
Yeah he does.
02:08:13
I'm pretty sure Gary's ego here, his ego outweighs the entertainment value.
02:08:18
Like he cannot.
02:08:19
He cannot let one thing go without letting the entire world know that he knows.
02:08:23
Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with that.
02:08:26
Especially if you're aware of it and admit it. Yeah,
02:08:29
I own it. But.
02:08:31
But fuck.
02:08:33
See, now, if he would've made, like,
02:08:34
if he would've made, like 16 cans or something,
02:08:39
some candles, that would've been fine.
02:08:41
But what he does, you see at the end is he puts a
02:08:45
oh yeah, a little bit.
02:08:46
Stop. I say I, I know, dude, it was a joke.
02:08:49
I stop myself and then fucking Gary jumped in.
02:08:50
It did it anyway. Unbelievable.
02:08:54
Well he can't help.
02:08:54
It was ruining everything.
02:08:56
It was the same way. Thanks.
02:08:59
Make sure you don't tell your mother 12 fucking boom!
02:09:01
He's tells it immediately.
02:09:03
Oh my lord, here we come.
02:09:05
The PA system.
02:09:06
Gary?
02:09:07
Gary, Gary, if you need everybody to hear something, just tell my son.
02:09:14
So, anyways, I wish I could speed this up.
02:09:18
I thought it was already sped up.
02:09:20
So he's good?
02:09:21
Yeah, I wish I could make it up even more.
02:09:23
He took the container and made a container out of it.
02:09:28
Yeah, yeah, he sure did.
02:09:30
It's good shit. I mean, he did a good job.
02:09:33
What do you should have done was just like, stop already.
02:09:36
Ruin it. There.
02:09:40
Yeah.
02:09:40
Oh, yeah, I didn't, you know, don't you,
02:09:42
you don't read the text or the like, and then the, show chat.
02:09:46
No, never.
02:09:47
I was like, I was like, step one.
02:09:48
See you there. Seven, 17 gallons.
02:09:50
But that kid's such a hard worker.
02:09:52
Like we're.
02:09:53
Here's $250 route
02:09:58
he doesn't need is using his feet.
02:09:59
He needs his feet. That's for.
02:10:01
Yeah. Who do you think made your fucking boots, dude?
02:10:03
Somebody just like. Yes. Yeah. Oh, look.
02:10:08
So here's my thought.
02:10:10
Yeah.
02:10:12
Three steps, one grab camp.
02:10:14
Two to put slit in.
02:10:16
Can three aspire for getting a whole hell of a lot more change?
02:10:21
Because what he did is he just limited his day.
02:10:24
Now he can.
02:10:25
That's going to fill up a lot quicker.
02:10:27
Yeah.
02:10:30
He made a bank.
02:10:31
He could barely do.
02:10:34
Whoa. Now you can go rattle.
02:10:36
Now he can go rattle the can.
02:10:37
But why couldn't I mean.
02:10:40
So he turned that from
02:10:44
that. Right.
02:10:45
You could have just.
02:10:47
Is it because there was a hole in it maybe.
02:10:49
I mean, I don't, I don't know, tap on it and like, maybe taking the paint off.
02:10:53
Yeah.
02:10:54
And underneath the paint is,
02:10:57
fun fact every man in the world is lined with plastic.
02:11:03
Right.
02:11:03
Yeah.
02:11:04
Yeah. Isn't that.
02:11:05
That's just not good.
02:11:06
You think you're. You think you're doing the right thing?
02:11:09
Oh, yeah.
02:11:09
But we got a game going. I forgot all about it for a second.
02:11:11
Oh, there's a game.
02:11:13
Fuck yeah. And it's working.
02:11:15
So don't don't rip on the game, man.
02:11:17
Oh look at that Gary takes the lead eight 776.
02:11:21
Would you rather. Oh.
02:11:23
Would you rather lose the wishbone.
02:11:26
But know that the other person's wish came true.
02:11:28
Or wish or win the wishbone?
02:11:30
But no, whether your wish will come true.
02:11:34
So basically, are you basically all about you doing this? No.
02:11:38
Are you all about.
02:11:39
Are you
02:11:41
you.
02:11:44
I would say.
02:11:49
So I'm going to be I don't you can't.
02:11:52
That's why I'm selfish,
02:11:55
you know.
02:11:55
It's all right.
02:11:56
I don't know if anybody knows me, but I can't get past the first word
02:12:00
ooze.
02:12:01
No, no, I don't want to lose.
02:12:03
Yeah, I don't I don't care what the rest of the fucking sentences.
02:12:05
I just. We're to make.
02:12:06
I gotta read to make sure it doesn't say I'm sacrificing one of my own children.
02:12:09
Yeah.
02:12:10
And then when and then.
02:12:12
Oh, wait, your own children.
02:12:14
Sorry, I didn't even put that one on the board.
02:12:15
Would you rather lose the wishbone?
02:12:17
But know that the other person.
02:12:21
Would you rather basically win and lose the weight?
02:12:23
Wait, what?
02:12:24
Hahahahahahahaha win?
02:12:27
Lose wins the lose.
02:12:31
Well, is the one you are losing the
02:12:33
you're it's true for you.
02:12:37
You don't know.
02:12:38
I'm going to lose the wishbone under the premise that I know that it's not.
02:12:41
So I love it. There's a will for somebody else.
02:12:44
There's a game show that does that where the and there's a, It's amazing.
02:12:48
You basically both you both say that you're it's lying or not.
02:12:52
And then if you.
02:12:53
I know there's only one if you're lying. Period.
02:12:56
All right.
02:12:57
And if both people say the wrong thing, then both people lose.
02:13:02
All right. You sit there and you try to convince the other person.
02:13:04
It's some British game.
02:13:05
I watched it,
02:13:05
but the one guy goes, I'm telling you, the honest guy truth, this is what is
02:13:08
going to happen or whatever.
02:13:09
And he tricked every other person,
02:13:11
but I don't I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
02:13:13
But yeah, basically you're saying you got a 5050 shot of nothing,
02:13:17
or you got 100% chance of the other person winning right?
02:13:23
And we're going to wait for that answer.
02:13:25
So we'll go on to something else.
02:13:28
Is there something else?
02:13:30
There is something else.
02:13:33
Where's my video?
02:13:34
There it is.
02:13:37
So would you. There's another.
02:13:38
Would you rather.
02:13:40
Oh, okay.
02:13:40
You rather dab
02:13:45
a dog to death or stomp a child to death.
02:13:51
The stab a dog third off
02:13:55
first degree murder and child abuse tonight in the death of a three year old.
02:13:58
This woman is charged with first degree murder and child abuse.
02:14:01
Tonight in the death of a three year old boy.
02:14:04
Police say 29 year old Domenica Mosby was babysitting
02:14:07
her boyfriend's son when, sadly, the toddler died.
02:14:10
Officers found the child unresponsive on a bed covered with.
02:14:14
I'm actually listening to the story
02:14:15
to see how the dog fits and liver burns to his body and bruising.
02:14:20
There's a lot more, but details from the police report
02:14:22
were just too graphic to share that Mosby admitted to hurting the child.
02:14:29
Admitted admitted hurting.
02:14:31
Hurting the child.
02:14:34
I didn't admit to crap
02:14:37
right.
02:14:39
Well, so the
02:14:41
what, I mean, yeah.
02:14:43
According to records, he also admitted to stomping on the child's stomach
02:14:45
with the heel of her boot and hitting the toddler in on the torso
02:14:49
and chest with the clothes and open hand because he wouldn't lie down.
02:14:54
I mean, you know, if your kids know, they will shout.
02:14:58
I mean, it will shut them up.
02:14:59
I didn't shut them up, but you know.
02:15:01
Yeah, murdering the child will definitely shut him up.
02:15:05
Fly drones does not condone
02:15:07
the murder of children.
02:15:11
It's a legal disclaimer.
02:15:14
It's all for fun
02:15:16
to prove how much fun it is.
02:15:19
So it looks like there's a minor history of abuse here, but,
02:15:23
but they kept having her,
02:15:27
so said in the past he came back with maybe a bruise or,
02:15:30
some stuff that looked like. Oh, hold on. Wait.
02:15:33
Medical was ever run? The boy's death was a homicide.
02:15:35
Instead having suffered a lacerated liver, bleeding of the abdomen,
02:15:39
bruising to the torso and burns to his ear and penis.
02:15:43
What?
02:15:44
That's a weird thing.
02:15:45
They're they're far apart.
02:15:48
So they clearly he got burned at least twice, but never.
02:15:52
That said, the nephew comes to the house and noticed injuries
02:15:55
that weren't consistent with regular rough play.
02:15:57
In the past, Horton had, the boy had an injury
02:16:01
to his lip, bruise on his right cheek and a scratch on his left chest.
02:16:05
So did Horton.
02:16:06
Give us a and it's like, no, I don't think so.
02:16:11
Going to when, she goes to jail.
02:16:14
But, it's interesting that there's a history here.
02:16:16
And you kept letting her babysit.
02:16:20
Dude.
02:16:20
So I'm going to say something really bad about parents, but you get desperate
02:16:25
and you hope to God nothing is going to happen,
02:16:26
but you also need a fucking break.
02:16:28
And if that's the only baby, I mean, it's horrible.
02:16:30
I never have kids, bro.
02:16:32
Bro, I'm fortunate enough that I don't think our kids, except
02:16:35
for their grandmother or never had a babysitter,
02:16:38
never had childcare, never went to daycare.
02:16:41
Who are we? Privileged?
02:16:44
No. I'm lucky. I'm very lucky.
02:16:45
Is that another word for privilege?
02:16:47
I'm not saying like that.
02:16:48
I worked hard and we sacrificed because we.
02:16:50
Sure. Of course. Because you were privileged.
02:16:51
Yeah.
02:16:52
We could have had more things.
02:16:54
I could be living in a bigger house now.
02:16:55
I'm not panhandling on the internet for money, but I chose to
02:17:00
not have tomato sandwiches.
02:17:03
Do you want me to make you a sandwich?
02:17:04
You made me a sandwich.
02:17:05
I'm. We're here.
02:17:08
Made that for me.
02:17:11
That's fucking delicious.
02:17:12
On a Friday.
02:17:14
Oh, you
02:17:16
all on a toasted sesame seed bun.
02:17:18
It's now introducing this.
02:17:19
Oh, it completes Gary's set of the mayonnaise tomato layers.
02:17:22
Over next week, we're going to have pickles
02:17:24
and sesame seed hanging pickles and onions all on a toasted sesame seed bun.
02:17:28
It's,
02:17:30
I don't like sesame seeds. You.
02:17:32
They're not good for you.
02:17:34
I know I've heard your rant about sesame seeds
02:17:36
and understand it, but okay, I'm confused with my own rant because I understand
02:17:41
where stomach acids dissolve everything, but then I see corn coming out of my shit.
02:17:45
So I understand that.
02:17:47
Do you think that
02:17:49
I think God, for lack of a better word, bad seeds to be eaten
02:17:53
by birds, to be spread around, not people, but I guess
02:17:58
we poop to everyone I know,
02:18:01
but we're not as migratory as, And seeds are they?
02:18:04
They get impacted in places that you don't even know you have,
02:18:07
and then they just sit there and they fester and they turn into cancer.
02:18:11
That's where Aids came from.
02:18:12
Where? Sesame seed. No.
02:18:14
Oh, no. Oh.
02:18:16
Wow.
02:18:19
So I have another would you rather.
02:18:21
Whenever you're ready.
02:18:22
Yeah. Do we have to be ready? Hang on.
02:18:24
If we have to be ready, then I'm going to need a minute.
02:18:26
You don't have to be ready. You can be. I'm ready.
02:18:28
Then just go ahead and stop your fucking patronizing,
02:18:31
okay?
02:18:32
I'm not ready.
02:18:34
See? They're not. It's. That's like kids.
02:18:36
You're never going to get them both right. Did you read it?
02:18:38
Would you rather stomp a child to death or. No.
02:18:43
Try to commit suicide by jumping from a building
02:18:45
and surviving,
02:18:49
really, though, the second step is.
02:18:52
Well, what if before you jumped from the building and survived,
02:18:56
you murdered your children and husband?
02:18:59
Is that the story?
02:19:02
And then failed to to finish themselves?
02:19:04
It it's beautiful. It's gorgeous.
02:19:07
These are, like your stories without your, Yeah.
02:19:11
Broken. Mom. 27 minutes of killing sons.
02:19:13
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. 72.
02:19:16
You can't. Husband.
02:19:17
These first words are so important.
02:19:18
What the fuck is a broken man? Broken?
02:19:21
Well, she's broken.
02:19:22
She's so. She's not.
02:19:23
She's not wild anymore. Survived.
02:19:25
She tried to kill herself by jumping from a high height.
02:19:29
And if that's what they mean.
02:19:30
So she broke and so.
02:19:33
Yeah, well, she's not in perfect.
02:19:35
I mean, you got to write these stories better.
02:19:37
We can see right through a broken mom.
02:19:39
I think it means a broken mom killed her two young sons.
02:19:41
They're trying to.
02:19:42
Mentally. Yeah. She was already broken.
02:19:45
Yeah, it's it's his fault for not loving her enough.
02:19:49
That's why he killed her.
02:19:51
Yeah. Adam is small for getting cancer.
02:19:53
They had everything, and he was like, it's not enough.
02:19:56
So mom killed her.
02:19:57
Two young alleged mom killed her two young sons just days after her decades
02:20:00
old husband died of cancer, then try to jump to her own death.
02:20:04
So they could all be reunited in heaven.
02:20:08
Oh yeah, that doesn't work.
02:20:12
So they're called, Vanessa Kola. Yes.
02:20:15
27 on Monday as she pleaded guilty to killing her sons
02:20:19
Yannis, five, Dimitri, four.
02:20:21
In December 2023, just nine days after her 72 year old husband
02:20:26
Costa succumbed to an aggressive form of leukemia, according to The Times.
02:20:30
Oh, I see what this was.
02:20:32
That did not work.
02:20:33
Yeah, they did not work.
02:20:34
You are correct.
02:20:35
Okay.
02:20:38
Yeah.
02:20:40
Do you think that's a to do with God?
02:20:41
Not existing.
02:20:42
That's what you're thinking. Yeah.
02:20:45
That's why they weren't reunited in heaven.
02:20:46
Because God was like,
02:20:49
So how that works, bitch.
02:20:51
I'm in charge here.
02:20:51
And when I say God doesn't exist, people recoil.
02:20:55
Like like I said something crazy
02:20:59
or terrible because you're talking about God.
02:21:02
There's coil.
02:21:03
A lot of people use that as their foundation for being.
02:21:07
I know so clearly, it is clear
02:21:09
not only clearly do you understand it, but you do it.
02:21:13
Not because of that, but in spite of that, like you.
02:21:16
Not that you get a kick out of it, but you get a kick out of it,
02:21:20
I do, I kind of do not that like the shock value, but just well,
02:21:24
why don't you base your life in reality instead of just made up nonsense?
02:21:28
I don't know, this seems to me
02:21:31
I think because the made up nonsense has become an actual thing.
02:21:34
You could live as a religious Christian and it would be beneficial.
02:21:38
Now there's many negatives, but you could.
02:21:41
I think we're learning that you don't have to live as a Christian.
02:21:44
You live as a Christian regardless whether you like it or not.
02:21:46
I live as a cultural Christian. Yeah.
02:21:48
Meaning though, like, don't throw your kid
02:21:50
out of the window saying God told me to do it.
02:21:51
Like, that's not no murder your children, then throw yourself out the window.
02:21:56
Whatever.
02:21:57
I was listening to the story. Exactly. But
02:22:01
yeah, that what?
02:22:01
That what? That murder. That was like.
02:22:03
God told me to kill the unholy or whatever.
02:22:06
And he just thought that's what he should do.
02:22:08
I'm not like,
02:22:10
I'm going to skip, the question, Ryan.
02:22:12
Last chance to answer.
02:22:14
He doesn't like the hypothetical morality questions.
02:22:18
Everyone.
02:22:19
No one around eight.
02:22:23
What is it?
02:22:24
Oh, there's only two of us. Answer.
02:22:25
One of us was waiting to answer to, cause I did.
02:22:30
I did well, that was easy.
02:22:33
Well, I didn't even answer it.
02:22:34
Oh, answer.
02:22:36
Well, it's too late. We lost.
02:22:38
I must have already answered no.
02:22:40
Two people didn't answer on that one.
02:22:43
Friendly fire.
02:22:44
A random person is chosen for brother.
02:22:47
Of course, it is.
02:22:48
The only thing worse than watching football on
02:22:50
Thanksgiving is watching hockey or playing a family game.
02:22:53
So we're answering in for for brother, just for brother.
02:22:55
What? Which one is
02:22:57
the only thing worse than watching the football?
02:23:00
By the way, it says for watching the football.
02:23:02
No football on Thanksgiving is playing a board game, watching hockey
02:23:06
or playing a family game of football.
02:23:09
Dude, I love playing a family game of football. Yeah.
02:23:11
Although my my family wasn't quite as tough though we would play softball.
02:23:16
Oh, I mean, it takes more people.
02:23:19
It means which one of these things do you think, George?
02:23:21
Draw your draw.
02:23:23
Which one of these things do you do you think, brother hates board game?
02:23:26
The only thing worse than watching football or game of hockey.
02:23:30
I'll pick board game them to.
02:23:32
We're going to trick the game.
02:23:33
We'll get more points than them, Gary.
02:23:35
Just by talking to each other. Okay.
02:23:37
Table talk.
02:23:39
And then they'll go off.
02:23:40
If all four we can come to.
02:23:43
Come to Ben's.
02:23:45
What do you want to do?
02:23:47
The kid?
02:23:49
Yes, let's do the kid.
02:23:50
We can do the kid this quarter at 123 pounds, with safety glasses and a will to.
02:23:56
Not just no question,
02:23:57
but also we have our kids, and we know that the kid was beyond years.
02:24:02
I, I'm sure what
02:24:06
it's so. I'm sorry.
02:24:07
I'm sorry. That is that is probably my only.
02:24:10
There's no kid going to get called in this week, son,
02:24:13
I may have oh, call my son.
02:24:16
Oh and comment.
02:24:17
Thanks for reminding me.
02:24:18
That is probably my only have one comment and one calling.
02:24:20
I may have okay next to my son, so I was wrong.
02:24:24
I'm sorry.
02:24:24
That is that is probably my only guest act
02:24:26
that I've ever done is I may have given oral sex to my son
02:24:30
and you know, that's backwards.
02:24:31
My son gave me.
02:24:33
We know that back when I was having sex with my pregnant.
02:24:36
Yes, yes, but it was my penis. Not.
02:24:38
There was nothing in my ass either.
02:24:40
Never.
02:24:40
There's never been anything in my ass.
02:24:42
I'm proud of that.
02:24:45
Nothing has ever been my ass.
02:24:48
I've had sex with.
02:24:49
I noticed how you guys are real quiet whenever we bring that up.
02:24:54
Yeah, so in the like.
02:24:56
Yeah, because I'm uncomfortable that you're. So.
02:24:59
I feel like you're
02:25:00
almost covering for something when I'm just kind of sit back, see?
02:25:03
No, you know, there's no.
02:25:06
I was thinking about coming.
02:25:08
Remind me what I was looking for.
02:25:10
I must, first of all, tell you to fuck off as hard
02:25:13
as you can.
02:25:17
Here comes the blitz.
02:25:18
And here's Brady. Here's the top.
02:25:22
I'm going to Google our transcripts for every time I said fuck off over Clint
02:25:25
Brady of that.
02:25:28
Seriously, what the fuck was I just looking for?
02:25:30
I totally forgot, oh, my lord.
02:25:36
We have to watch very.
02:25:37
I've been one fuck up on tonight's. What.
02:25:40
Why don't you answer your answer. Answer your question.
02:25:43
Answer your own goddamn question.
02:25:45
One of us has an answer of a bitch.
02:25:47
No one is. He must have got.
02:25:48
He must got pulled back to work.
02:25:51
So the the story that we picked up,
02:25:54
before everyone else was that, Michigan man who, shot the.
02:25:59
Get the shot, the clerk, their garage.
02:26:01
Yeah. That went around, a lot of different,
02:26:04
yes. Yes, it did.
02:26:08
They're, very,
02:26:11
very sensitive towards the situation, I guess.
02:26:13
I don't know if it's a, white black thing, a standing around thing,
02:26:16
the fact that they were young, but I don't know.
02:26:19
Now, typically when you're running away,
02:26:22
you have your back.
02:26:25
And again, this is my this is my argument
02:26:27
about being a gun owner and not being a gun owner.
02:26:29
If you are a gun owner and you do feel like your life is
02:26:33
threatened, you still need to.
02:26:36
A lot of times be held.
02:26:37
You need to still be in your court system and you need to prove murder.
02:26:43
Somebody.
02:26:44
No, you just you need to be examined.
02:26:47
If someone dies, you still are potentially arrested
02:26:50
and still brought through the court system to deem whether that's you have good.
02:26:55
I, I believe that's a good thing you're saying.
02:26:58
Yeah.
02:26:58
I'm just saying people just think like, oh, I have the right
02:27:00
and I can just shoot you because you're on my property.
02:27:02
It's like, okay, that's fine.
02:27:03
And you might be right, but you still need to go through
02:27:06
the process because someone died and you might not win on the back end.
02:27:10
You might be wrong.
02:27:13
Would you
02:27:13
rather be wrong and in jail for killing somebody incorrectly?
02:27:17
Or would you rather be dead?
02:27:20
I think it would be funny if this was actually
02:27:22
like a detached garage.
02:27:28
I don't care what, because then that would be.
02:27:31
Is that some kind of home?
02:27:32
Is that kind of something? No, I would assume you would have no reason.
02:27:35
You would have no reason to like because his life wouldn't be in danger.
02:27:39
They would just be in that garage.
02:27:41
I don't know which comedian said it.
02:27:42
The only time you would steal it
02:27:43
fire would be if someone's life is in danger or not,
02:27:46
your property is going to be stolen, right?
02:27:47
You can't threaten someone's life because sometimes you can.
02:27:52
Though.
02:27:52
I was driving down the road the other day and this motherfucker
02:27:54
jumped in front of me walking, jumped in front of me. Dude.
02:27:57
I had to swerve to the left, I to swerve to the right.
02:27:59
Then finally I couldn't. That motherfucker. Yeah.
02:28:04
Yeah.
02:28:05
Thanks, Joe. Yeah.
02:28:07
You run them off the, I don't know how much I can say.
02:28:10
There's a place I'm working at has bulletproof bulletproof glass
02:28:13
that says it all. Yeah.
02:28:16
I mean, there's bulletproof glass.
02:28:18
A lot of places to be. All right, all right.
02:28:21
Those are all nice. It could be anywhere. I mean, it's.
02:28:23
Oh, is it on, like, ten? Did we?
02:28:26
Oh, yeah.
02:28:26
Obviously, brother's work,
02:28:27
and he can play as much as he can, but we're just going to have to move along
02:28:31
a seven man okay around playing board games.
02:28:34
Well we you're allowed to skip them.
02:28:36
Well yeah I can skip even though the entire time
02:28:39
because this is a show I was I mean if you're going to play the game
02:28:42
I'm going to give you the chance to play the game. Yeah.
02:28:45
Oh Gary's win.
02:28:46
And he's we don't want him to pick the topic. Dude.
02:28:48
It's going to be, where's Garo?
02:28:51
Oh, yeah.
02:28:52
I mean, jeez,
02:28:54
it's going to be oh next week is going to be early.
02:28:56
So that's horseshit.
02:28:58
Okay. You don't ever see.
02:28:59
Oh, wait.
02:29:00
Oh, I didn't see it at all.
02:29:00
I saw you're you're more advantage than I am.
02:29:03
What are we supposed to do?
02:29:04
Anything match.
02:29:06
It's like,
02:29:08
and it's probably time to whoever whoever gets it first is going to win.
02:29:13
Oh, you just keep going.
02:29:15
Yeah, whoever.
02:29:15
Whoever gets them all is going to win.
02:29:17
Shit, I wish I really would have started earlier.
02:29:20
Gary's just over there quietly going bing bing bing bing bing bing bing.
02:29:23
I haven't matched one yet.
02:29:25
Yes you have.
02:29:26
I can't remember where the burger is.
02:29:29
There it is.
02:29:32
You better hurry there.
02:29:33
My first match.
02:29:36
Hey, this is fun.
02:29:38
Oh, you know what, dude?
02:29:39
I was one off.
02:29:40
I kept trying to find the match, and I'm like, it's not working because I was.
02:29:43
You know what I'm saying? It was one click off.
02:29:45
I don't know, I was one click off smoking my bowl.
02:29:51
Wait, you're done already?
02:29:53
Then why didn't it say it was over and it just one.
02:29:59
This is great radio.
02:30:02
Beautiful.
02:30:05
Oh, I got one more.
02:30:06
I got one more.
02:30:06
And I can't find it on the radio where this video podcast.
02:30:11
Correct.
02:30:12
Just list before I think you went over this was before.
02:30:15
Maybe, but this is,
02:30:17
published.
02:30:18
Whoops. Sorry.
02:30:19
Teeth 2025.
02:30:21
Michigan Outlaws released a list of the most dangerous
02:30:24
intersections across Michigan.
02:30:25
Breaking them down by county.
02:30:27
Is it Hall Road?
02:30:28
Van dike, still 18 to Van Dike.
02:30:31
Macomb County number one is 11 miles 696 at Van Dike in Warren. 185.
02:30:36
Number 526 injuries.
02:30:39
I grew up literally crossing number 500 every day.
02:30:41
Yeah,
02:30:43
when I was a boy,
02:30:44
when I was in kindergarten, they wanted me to cross that without a crossing guard.
02:30:48
My mom was like, Lakeside Subdivision. Nope.
02:30:50
You're going to get a bus. That's part of my white privilege.
02:30:53
I live too close to get a bus, but because of that street, I got a bus.
02:30:58
Wow. I got to say, this day, every time I bring up my bus,
02:31:01
we got out of school about three, ten, three, five.
02:31:03
Whenever you get out of freaking elementary school.
02:31:06
Yeah.
02:31:06
And the bus I was on was only a transfer bus, meaning
02:31:09
they weren't liable or legally whatever you could get off the bus.
02:31:13
It only took us to another school because again, I went to a private school,
02:31:15
so it took us to another private school where we all transferred
02:31:19
some from school.
02:31:21
Anyways. What's the matter, Doug?
02:31:24
You embarrassed the school bus
02:31:26
because it wasn't a it was a transfer bus would drive past my house.
02:31:30
Oh my lord.
02:31:31
Because I was there, I was literally I was literally three blocks from the school,
02:31:34
but I couldn't I could not walk in kindergarten
02:31:36
because of M-59 and Hall Road being the most dangerous.
02:31:39
It's like it's fifth now. So that's their sixth. That's great. Fifth
02:31:42
you were at.
02:31:43
But so I would get home when I get home at
02:31:46
for an entire school year.
02:31:47
I would get home at 515.
02:31:50
Oh no. And you know how rude kids are.
02:31:53
It's not just kindergartners on the bus is kindergartners to eighth grade, right?
02:31:56
They would every day they would like make sure some of the tough, tougher
02:32:00
kids, older kids would kind of make me physically look.
02:32:02
But they would always like, there's your house. Me
02:32:07
I would drive past my house at 310
02:32:08
and not be back almost the last one off two hours later.
02:32:13
And you know what the moral of the story is?
02:32:16
Don't don't have you don't have your mother call the vice principal account.
02:32:20
Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's that.
02:32:25
That may or may or may not be true.
02:32:26
Now, I feel bad that I revealed that if my mother watched.
02:32:30
How do you guys do on route ten?
02:32:32
I don't know, should we advance?
02:32:33
We can just advance.
02:32:35
Gary, draw what your name says.
02:32:38
Oh, let's bring it.
02:32:45
Yeah.
02:32:45
Three 1325.
02:32:47
Gary's leading with four rounds to go, so we really need to step it up here.
02:32:50
He's going to pick the topic.
02:32:52
When do Canada, Germany and Korea celebrate their Thanksgiving?
02:32:55
October, September, December, November or November?
02:33:00
That's a trick question.
02:33:01
Germany is not thankful for anything.
02:33:04
And Canada has Boxing Day.
02:33:09
When is America's Thanksgiving?
02:33:11
US? November?
02:33:16
Let me know when you guys answer.
02:33:17
I did.
02:33:22
You can cancel my game.
02:33:23
It was malfunctioning. Oh, here we go.
02:33:31
Oh, George not even playing.
02:33:37
I don't think I'm going to catch you anyways.
02:33:40
There you are.
02:33:42
What was the name of the first?
02:33:44
What was the name of the first Plymouth governor, William Bradford.
02:33:47
John Smith. Oh, William.
02:33:48
I don't know what they mean by Plymouth.
02:33:51
Plymouth.
02:33:52
Plymouth, Michigan.
02:33:54
Plymouth, Michigan. But some is right.
02:33:56
Michigan never go there.
02:33:57
No googling either.
02:33:58
Plymouth, South Dakota is googling Google gaffe.
02:34:03
I just it's kind of ruin trivia game.
02:34:05
I guess you.
02:34:09
You guess
02:34:10
I guess, yeah, I guess did everyone guess who's playing?
02:34:14
Guess.
02:34:18
None of us got it right.
02:34:19
Do we should lose points?
02:34:22
Yeah, it was John Carter.
02:34:25
John Carter, they made a movie about him.
02:34:28
It was a horrible, horrible Disney bomb.
02:34:30
Happy Thanksgiving.
02:34:32
Bless you.
02:34:33
Delicious dinner. Well, thank you for the meal.
02:34:35
Did I just have a stroke?
02:34:36
What happened? I didn't understand that question.
02:34:38
What was the question?
02:34:40
Translate Isaiah Dark Garcia.
02:34:42
Happy Thanksgiving.
02:34:46
Oh, what?
02:34:51
I don't get it.
02:34:52
I think it's a I think it fucked up.
02:34:55
But what did you not learn that your fancy school.
02:34:58
Your private school.
02:35:00
Oops.
02:35:00
I'm clicking on the get on the wrong when you're saying
02:35:04
no, you tell me what it did.
02:35:05
You go to a public school?
02:35:07
I don't know, all I know is yes, he did.
02:35:12
I went to a public.
02:35:16
Oh, no.
02:35:18
Am I try to judge me, bro.
02:35:20
You don't know what the hell I've been through.
02:35:23
But I know something about you.
02:35:26
You went to Cranbrook?
02:35:28
That's a private school. Cranbrook.
02:35:31
What's the deal? Don't you embarrassed?
02:35:34
This guy's a gangster, but his real name is Clarence.
02:35:37
And Clarence lives at home with mall parents
02:35:40
where his parents have a real good marriage.
02:35:43
Yes. God, I don't want
02:35:45
fun fact.
02:35:46
My parents are.
02:35:48
Or, you know, until my father passed away.
02:35:50
We're married.
02:35:52
I grew up with a father.
02:35:53
Surprising then, it was terrible marriage stuff,
02:35:58
Okay. Did you choose yet?
02:36:00
Because I did a long time ago.
02:36:02
I was waiting for the song and the reveal.
02:36:04
Which one is correct?
02:36:05
I get this, thank you for the.
02:36:08
It gets bigger.
02:36:09
It's got a big shiny thing around it. I know, but no thank you.
02:36:11
Out of two people, out of the me, like, more, I don't even have a question.
02:36:18
You have to read it from the screen here.
02:36:19
Brady's reading it too.
02:36:21
But no, you should have. Oh, you really?
02:36:23
You don't have a question?
02:36:24
See, I hit the wrong button last time I, I you getting it from the screen
02:36:28
because I'm also watching
02:36:29
last time
02:36:30
the question that everything showed on the screen.
02:36:32
So I'm glad I'm reading it for you in a parade, what would you find fladged
02:36:35
doing? Dancing or holding a balloon or playing an instrument?
02:36:38
So, you know,
02:36:39
this actually makes a little bit of sense
02:36:42
in a parade.
02:36:44
Yeah, okay.
02:36:45
It's just, you know, the parade is just a random thing.
02:36:48
Is he gay? Really gay?
02:36:50
Just a random or superhero?
02:36:51
How gay is he?
02:36:53
Yeah.
02:36:53
Yes, that's the actual question.
02:36:58
Okay.
02:36:58
Whose flag?
02:37:00
I don't think I've never known him to play an.
02:37:02
If you play an instrument, I'm unaware.
02:37:03
I know you play the recorder.
02:37:07
The skin flute.
02:37:08
No, I never knew that.
02:37:10
I honestly never knew that.
02:37:11
I'm going to pick that one.
02:37:12
Did everyone pick?
02:37:14
I do, I'm going to.
02:37:15
And the room.
02:37:17
Someone is not playing.
02:37:20
I don't
02:37:22
I chose, I chose holding a blue.
02:37:25
I don't think it worked.
02:37:26
I chose instrument because last round I was played an instrument.
02:37:30
Okay.
02:37:30
Pick who is like who is most likely to burn the turkey brother Brady or draw?
02:37:36
I'm going to go brother.
02:37:39
Yeah.
02:37:40
Make sure you say it out loud.
02:37:42
I'm not going to go.
02:37:43
Oh, I'm brother.
02:37:48
Is burn the turkey like a euphemism for.
02:37:53
I mean by looking at the avatars burning the turkey.
02:37:57
Sure looks like he burned something.
02:37:59
It's true,
02:38:01
it's true.
02:38:02
I'm just going to end the.
02:38:03
I'm going to end the round in the game.
02:38:06
I don't give a crap about that.
02:38:08
Jurors is most likely to burn the turkey door.
02:38:11
Picked himself, chose me.
02:38:12
I chose nice.
02:38:13
Have you ever burned a turkey like that?
02:38:16
I don't know if I really ever.
02:38:17
I've got a question.
02:38:18
The entire turkey. I mean, it would be my
02:38:22
never man. Oh.
02:38:25
All right, let's find out who won.
02:38:27
Game over.
02:38:28
Who won, and everyone.
02:38:30
The results. Everyone's a winner.
02:38:32
Five 1697 Brady 1361.
02:38:36
Wow, that.
02:38:36
You know what? I think the last rounds are worth a lot more.
02:38:38
Draw 1261. Wow.
02:38:39
That was way closer than last week.
02:38:41
And the.
02:38:42
And the topic next week is where we played this last week.
02:38:46
We did.
02:38:47
I'll let you know as above so below.
02:38:50
Wow. The topic is
02:38:53
I'll let you know.
02:38:59
This the Brady and Roger Brady
02:39:02
and or Gary as above and so below.
02:39:06
Because he's so close Brady.
02:39:08
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:39:11
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and talk show.
02:39:16
It's Brady and draw.
02:39:18
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:39:30
Hey there.
02:39:31
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
02:39:35
So I did it again.
02:39:38
Got up around here fucking a
02:39:41
but fail.
02:39:43
So the title of this link was.
02:39:50
Oh man.
02:39:50
They got struck copyright strike by Dan's wife.
02:39:54
It was he took it out and they fucking took it away.
02:39:59
Did you.
02:39:59
So did you see on the internet
02:40:00
there's this woman took it out and they took it away.
02:40:04
There's a woman who drives around this woman.
02:40:08
She travels around and says, Indian guy came up and exposed himself to her to
02:40:12
to some consumer news as.
02:40:16
Yeah.
02:40:16
So my question was going to be for everyone is have you ever tried that?
02:40:21
There's a Seinfeld episode two where
02:40:22
in front of Elaine, this guy just takes his dick out.
02:40:25
And Jerry George says, I've always tried to get them out of their clothes.
02:40:29
I never thought of just taking my clothes off.
02:40:32
I can't imagine because women don't react the same way men do.
02:40:36
Like if you see pair, even if I even if there's like boobs, my wife
02:40:39
will, like, give me a nudge and be like boobs, you know,
02:40:41
because she knows how much I like looking at boobs.
02:40:44
It's not a problem.
02:40:44
I know I don't want to cheat on her with the boobs.
02:40:46
I just don't want to miss a good pair of boots.
02:40:49
If there was, like, a penis exposed in public,
02:40:51
I don't think there's any woman on earth that is like, oh, there's a penis.
02:40:56
So my question is, have you ever just took it out
02:41:00
like that was your move?
02:41:04
What?
02:41:07
Just, like, took it out?
02:41:09
Yeah.
02:41:09
So I was supposed to go with this video.
02:41:11
This video right here?
02:41:12
No, no.
02:41:13
Definitely not this Indian guy was following this woman around.
02:41:17
He finally walked up to her little.
02:41:19
No, they must have taken it down, which again, I.
02:41:21
This is why I fucked up every video like this.
02:41:23
I need to I need to download it right away before they take it down.
02:41:26
So I could show it.
02:41:28
It's like an idiot.
02:41:29
Damn it made the rounds.
02:41:30
I'm sure you can Google it and find it.
02:41:32
I'll try to find it, but Google and find it.
02:41:34
You're right, we don't really need to see it. It's a blurred out penis.
02:41:36
I can just explain it. This woman was in, like one of those.
02:41:39
What do you call most cabs?
02:41:40
Taxis that people walk, not a rickshaw. Because that's very.
02:41:45
No, it was like an open thing.
02:41:46
It was somebody was riding a bike.
02:41:48
Like a bike taxi.
02:41:49
A bike taxi wouldn't drink bars.
02:41:52
And this guy walked up
02:41:53
and she's very nice and polite, says, hi, you know how many bicycle.
02:41:56
What's up?
02:41:57
He can't. I don't think he speaks the language.
02:41:59
He just looks at her, nods and boom, whips his dick out.
02:42:02
And obviously she's like, Lee, you know, why not?
02:42:05
Right away?
02:42:07
Why not?
02:42:09
I mean, I've been somewhere where someone did that.
02:42:12
Wait,
02:42:15
what?
02:42:20
I think I've told this story before, but to you, my
02:42:23
my buddies though, like the party, like we were all outside and there
02:42:28
was, you know, chicks and dudes, and he was drunk and he forgot it was out.
02:42:34
No, apparently, like people said that he's done this before,
02:42:37
but like, he was kind of there by himself and a couple of us that were like,
02:42:43
you know, knew each other, kind of hung out
02:42:46
on the driveway area and other people were sitting around the fire.
02:42:49
And there was, you know.
02:42:52
You know, average amount of check the dude ratio, pretty decent.
02:42:56
But like most people were in, you know, relationships or whatever.
02:42:59
So it was nothing like major.
02:43:01
But this dude was there by himself
02:43:04
and he like starts coming up to us and is all like, oh, you know, hey,
02:43:08
you know, you guys seem like you're really good friends, like,
02:43:11
and it's like, yeah, yeah, you know, we're just like, I don't know.
02:43:15
Yeah, sure.
02:43:16
I guess, and he's like, oh, okay.
02:43:18
You mind if I hang out with you guys?
02:43:20
Can I be your friend?
02:43:21
And and he he was just like a regular dude.
02:43:23
And we were just cool with them.
02:43:25
And then all of a sudden, before we know it, he, like, turns around,
02:43:28
pulls his dick out and just starts pissing like, on the counter.
02:43:33
Like, didn't turn around.
02:43:34
He didn't even turn around because, like, he turned around.
02:43:36
But when he turned around, he was facing
02:43:38
where other people were sitting, which was all the way he was he.
02:43:41
So drunk that he didn't know that?
02:43:43
Or did he do it on purpose? Because he wasn't.
02:43:45
He was drunk to like, be friendly, but he was not like.
02:43:49
And we were like, dude, what are you doing? And he was like, what?
02:43:51
And we literally pissing.
02:43:53
Not to me, pissing is different.
02:43:55
Like, at least he had, he, you know, he he was doing something.
02:44:00
No. Still, we're still not right.
02:44:02
Like the.
02:44:03
Well, no, I don't care more about pissing where everybody's walking, I don't know.
02:44:07
So I found it.
02:44:08
I found it,
02:44:10
here's this guy is me. Like
02:44:12
finish walks out because he couldn't then like, pretended
02:44:15
like it wasn't that big of a deal point.
02:44:17
Like, oh, we were all pissed at him and he was like.
02:44:22
And he apologized and he was in my party.
02:44:24
And it's like, I don't know.
02:44:25
They were apparently a guy,
02:44:27
and he's apparently he's like done that before, I don't know.
02:44:30
Well, that's I was honest.
02:44:31
This guy clear clearly was was I've done this before because he
02:44:35
he still wanted to be friends after that.
02:44:37
And we were like, no, dude, get the fuck away from us.
02:44:42
You got to have some kind of.
02:44:44
I don't, you know,
02:44:45
you say privilege and all that shit, but you got to have some kind of standard.
02:44:49
No. Or that clearly the guy was black, right?
02:44:52
No, no.
02:44:55
Why is this?
02:44:55
I like this guy's, like, half white and black, half blue and black like,
02:45:00
it's like a and it what it is is, it's the it's the losing team from the World Cup.
02:45:05
Those are the clothes they wear, the losing shirts they make.
02:45:08
And then the, you know I said World Cup to make it more or
02:45:13
it's definitely a soccer jersey.
02:45:15
It's like a combination of two different football jersey.
02:45:18
No they just it's just stupid to make them stand out.
02:45:20
So you can they've ran out of every shape and color to combines.
02:45:23
And now they're just sticking two and three together.
02:45:26
You see the there's a there's a college helmet that's like that.
02:45:28
It's it's last year's except it's in the year before.
02:45:31
That's access.
02:45:32
You look you look at this helmet from the front, the back in the side.
02:45:34
Maybe that was in the USFL, but the helmet didn't look the same.
02:45:37
Or uniform on any side.
02:45:40
That's one more time Army helmet.
02:45:42
Here's this guys.
02:45:42
But I think it's a I think it's a bicycle helmet.
02:45:46
Or maybe it is an army.
02:45:48
I can't hear.
02:45:49
There's no sound. Well, there is sound.
02:45:51
Holy shit.
02:45:52
I didn't know there was sound.
02:45:53
It's not just like no, I'm not. No.
02:45:58
Oh, he's saying he can't speak English.
02:46:00
He can.
02:46:00
He walks up because I have sex.
02:46:02
Can I eat your pussy?
02:46:04
You know, he just said have sex. Sex.
02:46:06
And then he pulled his penis out.
02:46:09
Can I scratch and Steve. No.
02:46:12
No touch. Push.
02:46:14
Second penis.
02:46:15
I have never seen a pretty white woman like you.
02:46:18
Pretty white.
02:46:19
Look, you dressed like a whore to my penis.
02:46:21
This is what then that happened.
02:46:25
You see, I just get a whiff of that
02:46:27
look, and she's going to be like, oh, my God,
02:46:31
I'm just going to suck that thing, right?
02:46:33
Because this guy. You know why?
02:46:34
Because he watches porn.
02:46:37
That episode of friends, when he's also from a third world country
02:46:40
where they don't really like
02:46:42
the porn channel gets stuck on and they he's like, chewy.
02:46:45
I ordered pizza yesterday, and the person that delivered
02:46:48
the pizza didn't strip off all her clothes and starts.
02:46:53
Because, you know, life isn't like porn.
02:46:56
This guy, it's sometimes
02:46:59
sort of as it sometimes is, but not the way you think.
02:47:04
I don't know what that meant.
02:47:05
She's, She's going to like, you know, looks like going on.
02:47:08
Maybe. I don't know, I don't know.
02:47:11
It's a it's a do one.
02:47:12
I've never heard that one before.
02:47:14
So you have less than a minute.
02:47:16
I don't watch the show.
02:47:20
So one thing we do on the Brady side
02:47:22
react to the monologue, which we can't do because there was no monologue,
02:47:27
is we, cover any of the clips that we missed
02:47:31
because this is the.
02:47:33
This is the one.
02:47:36
This is the one that you never.
02:47:40
If you command something. But,
02:47:44
the reason it's connected the show.
02:47:45
Because it says the wrap every.
02:47:47
You must listen to, I mean, I mean, I don't want to, but
02:47:52
but I don't think they can speak English.
02:47:55
Yeah, so.
02:47:56
But for a circle, I mean, wrap every you must listen to.
02:48:00
I'm assuming if you, you know, if you are looking at the.
02:48:06
Oh, wait, what did he say?
02:48:09
Oh, I'm really
02:48:11
glad you never told. You.
02:48:17
But we're like intervene.
02:48:18
I don't want to, but. Yes, but
02:48:21
I mean George been a I'm assuming any one of them.
02:48:26
You met my guy. You have your.
02:48:29
What did he say?
02:48:30
Said. Come on.
02:48:32
You know my food.
02:48:34
I think it's a good my of your.
02:48:38
And I said,
02:48:40
you know my food.
02:48:41
I speak the price of the chicken in a hoop.
02:48:43
And if you want to know what's up, I'm.
02:48:45
Yeah, talk about me and talk my don't think
02:48:48
I don't I see to me that did not sound like good rap.
02:48:53
Maybe it was the language barrier.
02:48:56
No. Maybe.
02:49:02
I don't know, this guy just sounds very similar to you guys.
02:49:05
Pretty bad ass.
02:49:07
Is it?
02:49:07
The dumb woo moo?
02:49:09
No, I, I was like, I don't know anything.
02:49:12
Like, I don't know.
02:49:14
Okay, so actually, well,
02:49:16
if you ever did someone from Canada, you if I tell myself that my dad
02:49:21
or your sister or my brother,
02:49:24
that strap up when I'm like, I'll type.
02:49:28
That one below.
02:49:30
Like when I like.
02:49:31
Why didn't you just call it all together?
02:49:34
I wonder why I fucking call the savior.
02:49:38
We get, boy, we don't play for the heart.
02:49:42
And if I can't then you know I can't get away from.
02:49:45
Not out there without Grinch. Right?
02:49:49
Oh. Fucking keep it real.
02:49:53
And you see, no.
02:49:55
So Grenada
02:49:57
rocks out of the fucking machete and shit blew.
02:50:01
They're not like they're not like flap, flap, flap.
02:50:03
They're like, oh I'm sorry.
02:50:05
He is like flap flap flap machete. No, they're trying.
02:50:08
Oh did you ever see I did not see this
02:50:11
blade from them like Japanese.
02:50:13
Hey, cut that response companies.
02:50:16
That's a little, on the nose, don't you think? You.
02:50:20
If I tell myself that my dad.
02:50:22
Did you. My sister.
02:50:24
What's the name of this rap?
02:50:25
Lean into your.
02:50:28
Character.
02:50:30
Why didn't you see me do?
02:50:31
Like, why not knock?
02:50:32
But I want y'all to get tall.
02:50:34
I wonder why I fucking car bomb.
02:50:36
They say, hey, we're on the front page of Rumble.
02:50:39
Come on, still I gotcha.
02:50:41
Pop, your mother called.
02:50:42
I love when you I walk with somebody should, to feel with peace.
02:50:46
I wake up, you walk anywhere that you open your neck.
02:50:50
The postman I chuckle with the alley.
02:50:52
Oh, I forgot to eat shit
02:50:55
until I bring the foot with that poet.
02:50:57
What if you ever need someone from Grenada,
02:51:00
you ever tell them all that bad? You.
02:51:04
I don't think I'll ever, ever, ever in my life meet somebody from Grenada.
02:51:08
Oh, man. You left your
02:51:10
what you feels like when I knock.
02:51:15
I wonder why I fucking got what they say.
02:51:17
If y'all lie.
02:51:19
So why we don't play that song?
02:51:21
I think you wrote that whole rap around that line.
02:51:24
You know why the banana ran away from.
02:51:26
Not that there thought bullet trains, right?
02:51:29
Well, I mean, they can see.
02:51:30
Keep playing.
02:51:31
I can't play drums that me like Japanese.
02:51:34
Hey, that's not good. You don't.
02:51:37
I don't put your play initiatives down your pants.
02:51:41
I tell myself that more down you sister.
02:51:44
Oh my brother, oh my.
02:51:46
Oh you forget like in in their in their country
02:51:49
like they do have like, you know, rattlesnakes and potential.
02:51:54
I don't like bores. Sure, sure, sure.
02:51:57
Maybe maybe like, pygmies, mountain lions or something.
02:52:01
Pygmies.
02:52:05
They're going to one of those little things.
02:52:08
Or chopped down some vines in order to get to
02:52:11
their banana trees.
02:52:14
Why are they that?
02:52:15
Why they all got to be bananas? Trees? What are you saying?
02:52:17
Happy birthday?
02:52:19
Let's sing the silly. I'm pretty sure that's what's behind them.
02:52:21
Isn't that. That was fun.
02:52:25
What's in your pants?
02:52:26
I don't know, I'm saying, what is that? Grenada.
02:52:28
Does that count?
02:52:31
Yes. What do you mean, what?
02:52:32
It doesn't.
02:52:35
What do you define when? What?
02:52:36
Where is. What are we talking about?
02:52:39
I don't think we're talking about the same thing.
02:52:42
I was talking about monkeys eating bananas.
02:52:48
Grenada is in the North Atlantic Ocean.
02:52:54
Is Caribbean Sea
02:52:56
Caribbean islands in the Caribbean? Bro.
02:52:59
You say Caribbean or Caribbean?
02:53:02
Caribbean? There's pirates there.
02:53:04
He's there. Pirates? That's Somali, you know.
02:53:09
Somalians.
02:53:13
Whoa!
02:53:18
We're gonna get to where I come from.
02:53:21
Here is good. I'm here these days.
02:53:24
I'm getting.
02:53:29
Work.
02:53:29
I'm saying.
02:53:33
See, that's why
02:53:33
we should play this song without the.
02:53:37
Care.
02:53:41
In the meal.
02:53:45
Who needs to see face to face?
02:53:49
Too much like country for me to like that.
02:53:53
I can't stand like this.
02:53:54
I just got the wrong beat
02:53:57
today. Doesn't
02:53:59
gamble.
02:54:00
He's got the every.
02:54:03
He's got the Bruce Springsteen whatever thing with his mouth.
02:54:08
Very weird.
02:54:09
Yeah.
02:54:11
That's it.
02:54:11
Yeah. That. That's it.
02:54:14
Like hang ups.
02:54:15
Okay.
02:54:16
Closing those on a sing.
02:54:19
Oh, the.
02:54:21
They got to.
02:54:24
We can't.
02:54:27
I. Ain't.
02:54:48
Here for.
02:54:55
The money.
02:54:59
Little.
02:55:17
Oh, it wasn't done.
02:55:23
This.
02:55:25
Thank you.
02:55:26
Oh, for.
02:55:33
Not done.
02:55:45
Did that.
02:55:45
We did that. We ran through that.
02:55:51
I got more natural.
02:55:52
Mandela effects left over from last week.
02:55:55
That's about it.
02:55:56
Oh wait.
02:55:57
And this two.
02:56:05
It's too much music but that's okay.
02:56:11
Happy Thanksgiving.
02:56:15
I was.
02:56:18
I'm gonna come here
02:56:21
so I can see you.
02:56:24
Oh, don't forget, we got a comment.
02:56:27
That's what I was trying.
02:56:28
That's what I was looking for, but I forgot.
02:56:30
I took a couple of weeks, and she wanted to listen.
02:56:33
How do you like this? She said I was very confused.
02:56:35
I started to win because you started throwing back me.
02:56:38
Remember when I spring the question, she at the scream?
02:56:41
Then when I ask, do you have a match you can't button?
02:56:44
No I don't, I only have one.
02:56:49
I just want you to say
02:56:53
one more time.
02:56:54
I could just happen to be the one to drop out one.
02:56:59
That's the best way I can put you.
02:57:02
Don't forget about that.
02:57:04
Let's go back to the story about
02:57:07
that.
02:57:08
I go for the chance to get the radio to talk to me.
02:57:14
The relationship, some of this things I was going to be in the future.
02:57:19
We get me and we've been some some day this week.
02:57:23
Know he hasn't done the chorus one.
02:57:25
It's very not satisfied everything
02:57:27
to get you to come on do it in school.
02:57:31
I come every day to see how she was doing.
02:57:34
Every time the makeover they seem to be doing.
02:57:37
I told him I got picked up and then I go to the gym.
02:57:39
I see.
02:57:45
They're. Who?
02:57:51
You're
02:57:52
going back?
02:57:56
Down.
02:57:56
But I don't look for the way, you know?
02:57:59
I get to walk off.
02:58:00
I got to pop to see what group I was.
02:58:03
So it's crazy to walk to school.
02:58:05
Do I know she was dead the first year?
02:58:08
Messed up the school year.
02:58:10
I want you again to as well. What?
02:58:12
To goal this comedy film?
02:58:14
I'm business fan.
02:58:16
He told me where I was and I was on my way to see my baby doll.
02:58:20
I was happy to say I'm on the one of the go.
02:58:24
Yo, could you tell me? Get
02:58:27
it going?
02:58:28
Well, what?
02:58:30
I'm in.
02:58:31
I was in production.
02:58:33
I came to my home and open the door.
02:58:38
And open the door.
02:58:39
Where?
02:58:42
Is the what now?
02:58:43
You got anything?
02:58:46
Yeah.
02:58:51
Oh, God.
02:58:51
Yeah.
02:58:54
Let me explain something to white people.
02:58:57
Our hair comes out of our head naturally in a curly pattern.
02:59:01
So when we're straightening it to follow your beauty standards,
02:59:05
we are trapped by the straightness.
02:59:09
That's why so many of us can't swim
02:59:11
and we run away from the water.
02:59:14
People won't go to the gym.
02:59:16
It's I keep our hair straight for y'all is I say it's
02:59:21
exhausting and it's so expensive and it takes up so much time.
02:59:26
Is it? Is that I.
02:59:29
Is that it's real?
02:59:30
Isn't it the.
02:59:32
That's real. I don't recall this to me in the
02:59:36
black, people
02:59:37
try to make their hair look like white people's hair.
02:59:41
Yeah.
02:59:41
Here's a thought in this need for black people to make their hair
02:59:45
look like white people's hair for some reason.
02:59:46
Yeah.
02:59:47
I'm outraged from the cultural appropriation and light lightning.
02:59:51
Their skin in some cases as well.
02:59:56
That's cultural appropriation, man.
02:59:58
It's, you should know what I'm told.
02:59:59
You don't do anything. I don't know if I thought that.
03:00:01
I thought the narrative for the longest time was to, you know, let your curls out
03:00:07
and, like, you know, show your, you know, your natural, beautiful hair.
03:00:10
And they never was like, oh, don't be white people.
03:00:13
Like it was just more or less like, hey, women just like,
03:00:16
you know, you don't need to like like, I don't know,
03:00:20
they never, like, brought it up as far as a race thing,
03:00:22
it was more of like a, hey, you can let your natural hair shine,
03:00:25
but all these black women wear wigs fucking all the time anyway, so I
03:00:29
don't know what
03:00:31
what I matters.
03:00:33
I have probably
03:00:36
the most black ish hair for a white person, so I can kind of relate.
03:00:40
That's very racist of you.
03:00:42
It takes a lot to take care of it.
03:00:44
But what I did find out when I went through
03:00:45
this phase of like, straightening it
03:00:48
when I was in a rock band, I wanted long, straight hair
03:00:50
like the fucking people I was seeing on MTV and shit.
03:00:53
My peers and idols.
03:00:55
I ruined my hair.
03:00:56
The more I did it, the more I had to take care of it.
03:00:57
The more I did it, the more I had to take care of it.
03:01:00
I finally just said, fuck that.
03:01:02
My lights flash and I stopped using that shit.
03:01:05
And then suddenly I had more free time and I didn't care what people thought.
03:01:09
My hair doesn't look bad.
03:01:10
It doesn't look good either, but I don't give a fuck.
03:01:13
Maybe just get up in the morning, make your hair look comfortable for you.
03:01:16
If it makes you look good to make your hair
03:01:17
straight, it makes you feel good, then do that.
03:01:19
Otherwise fuck everyone.
03:01:20
Stop blaming other people for your problems.
03:01:24
Mrs. Obama or Mr.
03:01:26
Obama, whatever. Allegedly.
03:01:28
Oh, she looks funny.
03:01:29
She looks like she's,
03:01:32
had that skin peeled back surgery.
03:01:35
To be honest, she looks like a black person trying to be white.
03:01:39
So, yeah, she had some weird work done to.
03:01:41
She looks okay now. Amazingly, that looks like a white person.
03:01:44
But I think now with Michelle Obama it's like, let's define fucking alien.
03:01:47
You know, as women.
03:01:49
Yeah, we've discovered change, right?
03:01:51
I mean, that makes more sense.
03:01:53
Then you got to be careful too, because, you know, watching
03:01:55
you're watching Newsmax things throwing them.
03:01:57
I don't know what Newsmax is. I've never heard of this.
03:02:00
It looks like a commercial.
03:02:01
Like they're going to sell us car insurance in a second.
03:02:03
It's like a fake news.
03:02:04
No, I just wanted to get the quote from this cunt.
03:02:07
I don't think it's real or.
03:02:09
I mean, you know, like, we all have to. I'm a broken man.
03:02:12
While promoting. Oh, she's promoting her new book.
03:02:16
Let me explain.
03:02:17
Everyone.
03:02:18
So white people, we need some guests promoting her new book
03:02:21
on our head, naturally in a curly pattern.
03:02:24
So when we're straightening it
03:02:25
to follow your hair, like, oh, this woman's like, yeah.
03:02:28
Oh, my God, this is so funny. Why?
03:02:30
People don't understand why people don't have curly hair.
03:02:32
There's not a single white person that has curly hair.
03:02:35
Can't understand what curly hair means.
03:02:37
Oh my God.
03:02:41
Do because
03:02:42
I'm frugal, I don't even pay money to cut my hair. So
03:02:47
you can do just fine, mama.
03:02:49
Fuck you.
03:02:55
I bet you she colors it too.
03:02:56
There's probably a lot of gray in there.
03:02:58
Both of them.
03:03:00
Those beauty standards.
03:03:02
There. How dare I say people?
03:03:05
We, gray hairs are more obvious
03:03:07
and darker colored hair, so of course it's because of white people.
03:03:10
Why? Black people should dye their hair.
03:03:13
There's a name for that is they're blaming everything on white people.
03:03:17
Yeah. Anyone but yourself?
03:03:18
Yeah. It's called victim.
03:03:20
No, it's called race. It's called racism.
03:03:24
It's absolutely racism.
03:03:27
Yeah,
03:03:29
I don't agree.
03:03:31
What she's saying,
03:03:33
that she has to look a certain way because of a certain race.
03:03:37
Yeah, which is incorrect.
03:03:39
Right.
03:03:40
But what she is exhibiting is racism.
03:03:44
I'm not saying you're racist for calling it out,
03:03:46
saying she is racist
03:03:50
and she's a poser.
03:03:51
She's posing as a white person. It bothers me.
03:03:53
That's cultural appropriation.
03:03:54
We need to put a stop to it.
03:03:56
Celebrate your hair proudly.
03:03:59
Celebrate.
03:04:02
Hey! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
03:04:05
But I
03:04:07
come.
03:04:08
We got one comment. See, I don't do the.
03:04:10
I don't do that. I did one week worth of, clips.
03:04:13
Without the clips, we don't get comments by
03:04:16
rooster.
03:04:16
The fool says y'all cracking me up every time.
03:04:21
I just that's a great comment.
03:04:22
Thank you rooster.
03:04:25
Y'all cracking me up every time.
03:04:29
Just wanted to share that.
03:04:31
And I forgot the other thing. There was one other thing
03:04:33
that I had to get, but I don't remember what it is now.
03:04:36
I went back and forth here two times.
03:04:41
So that should be that.
03:04:42
I wish I knew the topic would be great if he would tell us the topic.
03:04:49
I'd ask you what you're doing for Thanksgiving,
03:04:50
but you're going to say fuck off or something like that.
03:04:52
It's, you know, fuck off, something like that.
03:04:56
The other I'm going to commercial,
03:04:59
this is I don't think it's wrong by
03:05:02
whatever day this is, this is coming up, a free thing.
03:05:06
I mentioned that, Vince Russo is worth doing writing for.
03:05:11
He wrote for Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Rock.
03:05:13
You know, all that era, the most popular.
03:05:15
And wrestling was controversial era in wrestling and why he's running
03:05:20
for, Juggalo Championship Wrestling now, out of the blue.
03:05:24
So, this is coming up, locally here.
03:05:29
Oh, God damn it.
03:05:30
I just passed a commercial.
03:05:31
When you've got a classic ride, please let me put in a fucking headlock.
03:05:37
Detroit, are you ready for some absolute chaos?
03:05:40
Are you ready for bodies being broken and busted open?
03:05:43
No, but I had the radio feed your family.
03:05:46
Absolutely free.
03:05:47
Thanksgiving turkey
03:05:48
Saturday night, November 22nd, at Blues Concert Theater in Detroit.
03:05:52
It's J.C Lewis's TV 55 and totally free.
03:05:56
You heard that?
03:05:56
Great wrestling fans.
03:05:58
It's totally, absolutely freaking free.
03:06:00
No ticket, no cover.
03:06:01
How the fuck are they going to rest on your feet, friends?
03:06:04
Step into the action packed by this and after the show, snatch up
03:06:08
a fat ass free frozen freakin turkey for free.
03:06:11
You witness
03:06:12
a superstar footage of TCW wrestling turn the entire house down if you would.
03:06:17
I would take pyro, the Cowboy James Storm.
03:06:21
You know, the climax.
03:06:23
Carrie Morton took a long, really knock across the outbreak.
03:06:27
The brothers a fun, structured two tough Tony
03:06:30
Coughlin, Hollywood elite, Mr.
03:06:33
Anderson. And is this real?
03:06:35
Detroit Jewish stores will shudder as the world watches to know
03:06:40
it's transformed into the epicenter of pro wrestling insanity.
03:06:43
Come watch Jake W and leave the frozen turkey to feed your fan base.
03:06:47
That's right.
03:06:48
I'm your way out of a free turkey.
03:06:50
You back boy.
03:06:51
Jake.
03:06:51
Community November 22nd proposed Detroit free free.
03:06:55
It's will be back and put you up.
03:06:58
What the fuck is Jake?
03:07:01
Jesus Christ wrestling.
03:07:03
Oh, I know that was two days ago.
03:07:04
The core partner, which I hate.
03:07:07
When that happens,
03:07:09
there's Jay-Z.
03:07:10
A fuck.
03:07:12
That sounds awesome, dude.
03:07:13
Let's go Saturday.
03:07:14
I don't know what do this
03:07:15
because I just assume it's the weekend because the fucking holidays go on.
03:07:19
Wait, Harpo still exists.
03:07:21
That's what I. That's the only thing I'm thinking.
03:07:23
Fuck.
03:07:24
All right, so that's going to be a taping.
03:07:25
That's going to be on their live show.
03:07:27
So we missed it.
03:07:30
Don't.
03:07:33
November 22nd.
03:07:34
We will see you there.
03:07:36
Doors opened at 630.
03:07:38
The show time was at 730.
03:07:39
I heard it was go back in time, but if you missed that.
03:07:48
Cash and company coming.
03:07:51
I don't know, that means
03:07:53
it's her
03:07:55
I she cash or is she company?
03:07:57
I don't know, are we allowed to keep her company?
03:08:00
The greatest thing about this whole thing is it's sponsored by Patreon.
03:08:04
The only thing it could, could have been worse is if it was,
03:08:09
sponsored by Pat room.
03:08:13
Yeah.
03:08:13
I'm not going to say it.
03:08:14
There's too many people watching.
03:08:16
What does that mean?
03:08:19
I was going to say some black drink, but that makes me sound racist.
03:08:23
And I'm not racist.
03:08:24
I'm just trying to be a comedian.
03:08:27
You know what's funny?
03:08:27
Racism.
03:08:33
I've never been in a spot where
03:08:34
I didn't want to end the show, but I don't have any more content.
03:08:38
Yeah, I'm trying to fumble through that one.
03:08:43
I mean, I was supposed to work tomorrow morning, but my bracket didn't come in.
03:08:48
No, I was scheduled, but now
03:08:51
what is the fun of it?
03:08:52
Funnel for
03:08:54
sweet 16.
03:08:56
What? Tomorrow?
03:08:58
Your bracket.
03:09:00
My bracket, I get it.
03:09:01
No, it's just a stupid metal bracket.
03:09:03
But I can't do anything.
03:09:05
You know, everything has to go up on the bracket.
03:09:08
I know you can't do anything.
03:09:14
So they don't get.
03:09:15
We got Monroe County.
03:09:19
Art. Oh is this the intersection of telegraph.
03:09:22
Yeah.
03:09:23
Nobody hold that.
03:09:24
Nobody gives a fuck about Monroe County
03:09:27
Oakland County
03:09:29
parkland with the Pontiac trail cameras.
03:09:32
Orchard Lake Road at 14 mile Farmington Hills
03:09:35
109 crash is really 14 mile.
03:09:39
It doesn't seem like a lot.
03:09:42
It seems like a lot.
03:09:44
Any is a lot because this shouldn't happen.
03:09:48
People are dumb.
03:09:50
Yeah but see like I don't I care more about which is where I eat cereal.
03:09:52
Would you rather be in an intersection with 109 crashes and five injuries, or 80
03:09:57
crashes and 19 injuries,
03:10:00
like, I'll take the roundabout, I'll take the roundabout.
03:10:02
Glancing crash crashes.
03:10:04
Any to injuries?
03:10:05
Yeah, but then you go all the way down there.
03:10:08
Nine.
03:10:08
Nine is the worst in my opinion.
03:10:10
Nine is the worst on that list.
03:10:13
No I'm sorry.
03:10:14
Three.
03:10:14
There's 2326 and 38, 76 crashes, 38 injuries.
03:10:19
Like if I build cars and like, oh my God, there was a thousand crashes.
03:10:22
My question is yeah, but did anybody get injured? No.
03:10:25
All right.
03:10:26
Well then the cars are doing their job.
03:10:27
They're safe.
03:10:30
Why don't we have the demolition man car yet?
03:10:34
When it crashes, it turns into soft foam and then hard foam and catches them.
03:10:37
And then they gotta crack them out of it like an egg.
03:10:39
That's why cars aren't just designed to be safe.
03:10:42
And that's it.
03:10:42
We don't need these fast cars like loud cars.
03:10:45
Whatever it is, be efficient and be safe.
03:10:47
And that's it.
03:10:48
We don't need them to go super fast or accelerate super fast.
03:10:54
They need to be
03:10:55
over the top and all the minimum is exactly
03:11:03
26. Injuries.
03:11:07
Wait, what was number one in Macomb?
03:11:08
I missed it, was it 18 mile?
03:11:11
No. They said they moved down to number two like.
03:11:16
11 Amanda they're technically those should say 11
03:11:19
mile and 696 and mound and what else crosses right there.
03:11:24
That's the you know that's the crazy.
03:11:26
Like there's like ten bridges on top of each other.
03:11:30
All right.
03:11:31
Well, at Van Dike and Sterling Heights
03:11:33
is it 18.5 mile go doesn't it.
03:11:36
Goes around. It thought it was a roundabout.
03:11:37
Does it go through.
03:11:39
Oh that's 18 and it.
03:11:41
Yeah. That's a you and a half I think a nine or is that 18.
03:11:44
It's a giant roundabout.
03:11:45
No I swear it's the giant roundabout.
03:11:47
Well it might now.
03:11:49
Well yeah.
03:11:50
This is recent but
03:11:53
that's why there's so many crashes because roundabouts actually increase crash.
03:11:57
It crashes but decrease fatalities because there's no T-Bones or head.
03:12:02
And so what I really like injuries.
03:12:06
You ever drive up and down 16 mile?
03:12:08
We probably talked 36. Look at these.
03:12:10
These are the most deadliest.
03:12:12
Like I care about the most deadliest.
03:12:14
And they don't they don't say fatalities like so injuries what some woman is like
03:12:18
I broke my finger.
03:12:19
Good. Again.
03:12:20
If you can walk away from a crash
03:12:23
like almost half
03:12:25
there it is. One fatality.
03:12:26
So eight mile, there's the worst one.
03:12:28
Somebody died
03:12:30
at eight and I just fatality.
03:12:33
Yeah.
03:12:34
Emma, the coroner really?
03:12:37
I just drove by there.
03:12:40
You can't tell me that there's not a fatality anywhere else.
03:12:44
There's one at Carpenter right here.
03:12:47
Yeah, so I gotta hit that again.
03:12:49
Finish him
03:12:51
or her?
03:12:54
Yeah. Wait.
03:12:55
There's hers in.
03:12:56
They got to check.
03:12:57
They got update that came.
03:12:59
It's horseshit.
03:13:02
They.
03:13:02
I think they already have the think they're way ahead of you.
03:13:06
I'm sure there's a kick out there already.
03:13:08
9412 mile
03:13:10
in the shores and 11 mile.
03:13:13
696 Hoover. Finish him.
03:13:16
Finish having well there's three and ten mile
03:13:20
finish was 12 injuries well versus two.
03:13:25
That's a good many.
03:13:25
The 162
03:13:29
I don't know
03:13:29
I think you got to imagine though to like there's other toll fatalities.
03:13:33
What hundreds of thousands.
03:13:34
Are there millions of cars going through those intersections.
03:13:36
Probably millions.
03:13:41
It's pretty safe.
03:13:45
Is it?
03:13:47
Statistically, yeah. It looks pretty safe.
03:13:50
How does this vehicle have damage up here?
03:13:55
What do you mean?
03:13:57
I don't know, it looks like
03:13:59
because the dumb ass has fucking big fucking heavy generator tools in the pad.
03:14:04
And he didn't fucking.
03:14:05
He's like, I'll put in there.
03:14:07
As long as I don't have to stop fast, I'll be fine. I just won't.
03:14:09
I won't start fast and it won't roll to the back.
03:14:11
It's like coming from the top.
03:14:13
It's like smushed, like, no, but look, there's like a motorcycle or a snowmobile
03:14:17
or something in the back of the truck. Yeah, but where are you? Where is it?
03:14:20
Slammed into the bed or the cabin?
03:14:22
Jumped up and then slammed forward and then fell right back down.
03:14:25
That seems illogical.
03:14:28
It's like I think that it up smashed and then came right back.
03:14:31
No, no, that's not I don't think that's that's from the hit.
03:14:33
It hit the back window and went back.
03:14:36
It's like peeled up.
03:14:38
Yeah I don't know I definitely know that there's
03:14:40
nobody in heaven after that
03:14:44
because they all survived.
03:14:47
I do know
03:14:49
and it's just the way my joke went.
03:14:55
Okay, I get your point.
03:14:57
I have a point.
03:14:59
Okay, I get your point.
03:15:01
I have a point.
03:15:03
I didn't get to it.
03:15:04
I didn't click it twice.
03:15:06
I think he did.
03:15:11
Next week, our parody song involves pants.
03:15:16
I'm very excited about that.
03:15:20
I also have a pants mash up.
03:15:25
I will hopefully have
03:15:26
the search system perfected,
03:15:29
which was utilized today twice
03:15:32
for JFK and for something else.
03:15:35
It was fantastic.
03:15:37
Oh yeah.
03:15:38
Is hanging in the playlist trying to look at my
03:15:43
my Venezuela through so.
03:15:47
That's not okay.
03:15:49
I like him.
03:15:50
Here's why he doesn't mind me
03:15:53
I Venezuelan yeah I'm going to turn the tables
03:15:57
to make this interesting and very debatable.
03:16:00
What if that reporter was your wife or whatever the fuck you call her
03:16:03
was trying to look nice. I think you call her your cunt
03:16:08
where your bitch is.
03:16:09
What I heard what?
03:16:10
Let's use words that adults. Jennifer.
03:16:12
Go ahead.
03:16:13
And Jennifer respectfully had the floor.
03:16:15
And this.
03:16:16
Yep. And pigeon over here wants to go.
03:16:18
Merry merry merry merry merry merry merry.
03:16:20
So yeah he's basically he had every right to interject over here.
03:16:23
She's over here squealing like a pig.
03:16:25
And it's like, you know what, lady?
03:16:27
Calm the fuck down.
03:16:28
You can tell he's fucking annoyed
03:16:29
because he's trying to hear what the lady saying, and
03:16:33
no one called on her.
03:16:35
She wants to wait or fucking turn to ask a question.
03:16:36
What you're fucking.
03:16:37
Then the president should just say quiet.
03:16:42
I mean, I just that would still be better.
03:16:43
They know. Who cares, you know.
03:16:45
Do you think that he's, senile old man that really just doesn't have a filter?
03:16:49
Or do you think he's so calculated?
03:16:50
And he did it just word that he was trying to look.
03:16:52
I mean, this was this was the entire news that day that Venezuela's for you had.
03:16:57
Yeah. He knows.
03:16:57
He knows the reason.
03:16:58
Yeah.
03:16:59
There's no I, I hope so.
03:17:01
He was trying to I can accept having dogs.
03:17:04
You can see what he says it.
03:17:05
You can see the like quite smirking and said he's like, oh, this year
03:17:08
the news is going to get a load of this woman.
03:17:10
My there's still so like why he why?
03:17:15
At first he's pissed off about it.
03:17:17
But as he says it that he doesn't mind the little smile right there.
03:17:21
He's like he's like he's like.
03:17:23
He's like, it's gonna be funny. It's gonna be a good one.
03:17:25
This is going to run with that one.
03:17:26
That's gonna be hilarious is really what he's like.
03:17:28
I think.
03:17:31
He's got nothing to lose, man.
03:17:32
Dangerous man.
03:17:33
The only reason I say shit on this show is because, like, oh, I bet you I bet just.
03:17:37
But just somebody that think a little funny, that's funny.
03:17:39
I know have that. Oh well.
03:17:41
So still though, he's the president.
03:17:43
What would you do?
03:17:43
I mean, I'm sure that reporter has a husband, right?
03:17:45
What should
03:17:48
I mean, I don't know, I put him off.
03:17:52
Oh, I had a beat off quote and I didn't get that either, I did.
03:17:54
I had so much good content that I looked what I was stuck in.
03:17:57
That fucking.
03:17:58
I was stuck in our back end.
03:18:03
You suck. You.
03:18:06
So what's up?
03:18:12
Who's that bitch?
03:18:14
She wears our hat.
03:18:15
I paid her to wear our hat.
03:18:20
You get my daughter,
03:18:21
you get my daughter's name out your fucking mouth.
03:18:25
That's your wife.
03:18:27
That's in my bathing suit.
03:18:28
Yeah, that's my daughter
03:18:31
that you're so
03:18:33
you see. What do you think of that?
03:18:35
You're talking about prices.
03:18:36
Our $99 bikini is half off.
03:18:39
Half, half.
03:18:40
Wait, it was $100.
03:18:42
Jesus Christ, it was.
03:18:45
But look at it.
03:18:45
Look at Gary. Look at. I mean, come on, man.
03:18:50
And the nose.
03:18:52
It's great.
03:18:55
Buy this shit.
03:18:59
We have some actual stuff that's good though.
03:19:01
Look. So if you looking at this, you'd have enough.
03:19:04
You know, the show's over.
03:19:05
You come to this, you see the bikini woman, you need some lotion.
03:19:10
This is,
03:19:13
Gary.
03:19:13
Masturbation certified flatulence lotion,
03:19:18
I do believe.
03:19:18
I think I have a video, I wish I can I play those and share?
03:19:21
Probably no sound, but I can. I'm going to do that, bitch.
03:19:24
I can do that.
03:19:25
I think I have the lotion in action.
03:19:27
Not like you think.
03:19:28
That's gross.
03:19:31
How do I share it?
03:19:39
I can do this.
03:19:41
I can do this.
03:19:41
I think I can do this. I just have to share here.
03:19:43
Stop sharing that.
03:19:45
Share the whole screen.
03:19:46
I'm probably going to reveal a bunch of shit that I shouldn't.
03:19:50
There it is.
03:19:56
What?
03:19:57
I can't push play.
03:19:58
Oh, there we go.
03:20:31
Oops.
03:21:02
She. I.
03:21:08
You going to do.
03:21:13
Oh. Think.
03:21:15
What's your pants down for me?
03:21:17
When you stop for a private promise,
03:21:22
you're gonna pass it on everything.
03:21:24
And if someone asks me to knock down.
03:21:31
It's.
03:21:37
Not. Like,
03:21:41
you know.
03:21:45
I don't think about
03:21:48
in your pants.
03:21:50
You guys come up to pass
03:21:55
the front of my.
03:21:58
Sometimes.
03:22:03
Not in your nice.
03:22:06
Nice.
03:22:06
Natural drive up on
03:22:09
the front.
03:22:13
No, no, no.
03:22:18
Okay.
03:22:21
The air.
03:22:26
On the car with your.
03:22:50
Fantastic.
03:22:52
Pretty sure we are on the front page.
03:22:54
Wait. Oh, wait.
03:22:55
Where are we?
03:22:56
Where do we go?
03:22:59
From there, we're.
03:23:13
See? Except I keep
03:23:14
putting us under entertainment, which is all the way down here.
03:23:19
Look at that.
03:23:19
There we are, right there.
03:23:22
Yeah.
03:23:23
Look, the way you see the 17 people watching.
03:23:28
So hit the like.
03:23:30
Yeah. Subscribe to that shit.
03:23:31
We're almost 200. Subscribe.
03:23:33
Yeah, we want that. For some reason.
03:23:35
I don't know why.
03:23:38
Yeah, I just saw we got 100.
03:23:40
We actually did get 100.
03:23:42
And now it
03:23:44
says, well, because now you need 200,
03:23:47
you know, now it says you need to do 30 hours in 30 days.
03:23:52
I don't know.
03:23:53
That means, 30 hours of streaming of every month
03:23:58
in order to qualify for this Rumble creator program.
03:24:01
And you also got to do ad reads, but then you can actually start
03:24:04
making some money, but they don't tell you how much money.
03:24:06
I'm sure it's pennies we have.
03:24:11
200 rocks from
03:24:12
advertising, but Rumble won't let me collect them for some reason.
03:24:15
Yeah, for tax purposes.
03:24:16
I don't want.
03:24:19
Yeah.
03:24:19
That didn't that was that backfired.
03:24:25
Your mom is on crack rock.
03:24:27
Oh no she's not. She's on.
03:24:29
Oh mama she's on Medicaid.
03:24:32
She's on all kinds of medication.
03:24:36
Oh okay.
03:24:38
A burrito is something else.
03:24:40
Yeah I want to play.
03:24:41
I've got like, news from like that we didn't get to last week, but it's like.
03:24:46
Or there's already.
03:24:48
Yeah.
03:24:48
And I have Mandela effects that we didn't
03:24:49
get to from last week, but it's all I kind of had.
03:24:57
I don't know
03:24:58
what the topic is next week, so that's kind of unfortunate.
03:25:01
It's probably going to be oh.
03:25:04
I think we should do oh
03:25:06
who did they. Me.
03:25:08
Yeah.
03:25:08
That would make that would make it make no sense even further.
03:25:11
Yeah.
03:25:12
That would be the
03:25:13
that would be we sometimes we do spiral down these nonsensical things.
03:25:17
Yeah.
03:25:17
If we're trying to not do good topics.
03:25:21
Yeah.
03:25:21
Let's do a that would go along with the last couple that were.
03:25:25
Yeah, it's also that time of the year for me between
03:25:30
so many people want to get shit done before Thanksgiving.
03:25:32
For some reason.
03:25:33
I don't know why that's a milestone work done,
03:25:37
whatever they want to do, they seem to want to get it done this week.
03:25:40
And then the same thing will happen the end of the year.
03:25:44
Get whatever done, get it done, get her done.
03:25:48
You know, whatever you need done.
03:25:51
In this particular case, we
03:25:53
are converting an old store to a new store
03:25:57
with a chain of specific businesses that I won't say,
03:26:01
but there's a lot of them.
03:26:03
So it's a very good contract.
03:26:06
And do I as I get older, it is getting way easier.
03:26:09
I would imagine that very soon. Yeah, I to do it.
03:26:12
They won't need me at all. Yeah.
03:26:13
They'll just open a box plug it in and go.
03:26:15
Although they've been threatening that for like fucking 30 years.
03:26:19
Haven't seen it yet.
03:26:21
They keep making shit idiot proof
03:26:24
and then they keep getting stronger.
03:26:26
Idiots.
03:26:30
Hey there.
03:26:30
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around
03:26:34
here.
03:26:37
There's really nothing.
03:26:38
I just like that clip.
03:26:39
I can't figure out a way to incorporate it though.
03:26:42
We. This is
03:26:45
Steven Wilson Jr will end the show with Gary.
03:26:48
I want need to get your groove where I come from.
03:26:52
The Gary's good up Gary these days
03:26:55
been lying in his bed. Name
03:27:00
working on the same car, going on one decade.
03:27:04
He doesn't have the same car for a decade.
03:27:05
Just scribbles on jump.
03:27:07
You don't go tension.
03:27:12
I never really know this, but wait a second.
03:27:14
I mentioned.
03:27:15
Wait a second, I see you use the foot pedal right there.
03:27:18
Hey, boy.
03:27:19
Oh, sorry.
03:27:21
Sorry you got back up.
03:27:24
What kind of a guitar player?
03:27:26
He's getting ready to change something on his foot pedal.
03:27:29
How do you know?
03:27:31
Because I'm a musician and it's a foot pedal.
03:27:36
Well,
03:27:37
he's got feet
03:27:40
you don't know to watch.
03:27:41
I'm going to watch it again.
03:27:45
Ha ha ha.
03:27:46
You see,
03:27:47
I mean, I know they incorporated it to grabbing this thing in a different thing.
03:27:50
That's a great editing way to go for the producer.
03:27:53
But he's waiting to hit this button.
03:27:57
Or wait, is that actually on the thing?
03:27:59
Hold on.
03:28:00
I never really noticed.
03:28:02
No. See, this is a side table.
03:28:03
This isn't what he reaches down until he reaches down to change the fucking sound.
03:28:08
I never really good.
03:28:09
And he can't do that.
03:28:11
He hit the no,
03:28:14
he do.
03:28:14
They have toggle switches on the guitar.
03:28:16
You can especially newer guitars.
03:28:18
You can prove what I'm just saying.
03:28:20
They're called foot pedals. You can't tell.
03:28:22
You just put it on the ground and you never touch it with your hand.
03:28:25
Wait, so you're going to argue against this? Yes.
03:28:28
Can you see this thing on the ground? And you don't ever touch anything.
03:28:31
There's no knobs or anything else on there.
03:28:32
There's just a click pedal.
03:28:34
If you're. Yeah, preferably while you're on stage.
03:28:36
Yes. That's exactly why there's 17 pedals instead of one.
03:28:39
Every other sound effect he wants, he just turns it on or off with his foot.
03:28:43
And there's the main one right there.
03:28:44
Sound effect.
03:28:46
My only explanation is that it broke
03:28:49
and he had to go down and push like the Ex pedal that he was using.
03:28:52
Wait, what was this?
03:28:52
Might be just a it's a cut of just, you know, maybe they're setting up
03:28:56
and he just plugged it in and he's like making sure it sounds good.
03:28:59
And he's just turning the volume up or down maybe.
03:29:03
But the lights are on
03:29:04
and the keyboard players playing and the sound guys right here.
03:29:07
Dude. Yeah,
03:29:09
I'm just saying it.
03:29:10
The foot pedal is has one job.
03:29:13
It's a foot pedal.
03:29:15
They call it a foot pedal for a reason.
03:29:16
He's got two feet just sitting there and he and I do.
03:29:20
This is the sixth time I'm going to catch it.
03:29:21
Please. That.
03:29:23
That was so early. For.
03:29:31
You know what Rumble has that YouTube doesn't is a, you can go
03:29:34
a few seconds back in a few seconds forward.
03:29:39
I got it.
03:29:39
All right, there we go. Oops.
03:29:42
You know,
03:29:44
he's pushing that fucking button right there.
03:29:46
He's pushing his foot pedal with his fucking thumb.
03:29:48
No, he's not.
03:29:50
He is the next to it.
03:29:53
Unless they knew.
03:29:54
Unless they knew they were going to do the shot
03:29:56
where he reached for something else.
03:29:57
And they're like, no.
03:29:59
And I think the producer, they made fun of him about it down in the Producers.
03:30:03
Like, I'm going to put that in your next video, asshole.
03:30:06
What do you even do and what do you do with it?
03:30:09
You push your foot pedal with your fucking finger.
03:30:11
But yeah,
03:30:13
never really noticed.
03:30:14
But now when I mention
03:30:17
watch, I'm going to listen to that song again later.
03:30:19
And the lyrics are going to actually say something profound about foot pedals.
03:30:23
The singer will do the thing, sings about anything.
03:30:27
That's what made you think of Gary, right?
03:30:28
Cigaret over your face.
03:30:30
Gary, don't like girls going by the beach anymore,
03:30:34
but they got the same nicotine for another time.
03:30:38
This is our next parody, that's for sure. Stay
03:30:43
right on a boy's name.
03:30:45
He. Whoops.
03:30:47
Is that real?
03:30:48
Is he dressed up?
03:30:49
Is that real, or is he in disguise?
03:30:56
I'm being serious, dude.
03:30:57
He looks like he's gonna, like, pull the mask off today.
03:31:01
And, Undercover Boss, we've got the head of fucking.
03:31:06
I don't know, just.
03:31:08
Sorry. If that's your.
03:31:09
He's got a members only jacket on.
03:31:10
Come on. There's something going on here.
03:31:12
It's on purpose. I hope.
03:31:15
Seriously?
03:31:15
You know, this guy has this how he looks when he's on stage?
03:31:19
At every stage, it's Gary.
03:31:22
He's stuck in time. I get it, man.
03:31:24
We're these days.
03:31:30
Who has the balls to sing a song?
03:31:32
There's not a lot of boys named Gary these days.
03:31:38
And not be gay.
03:31:40
Not Gary these days, man.
03:31:43
Worry about the bad news
03:31:47
is he.
03:31:48
Is that Gary?
03:31:49
Phil? No, his name is David.
03:31:52
Well, you used to make fun of a guy named Burning Bush lights.
03:31:55
Don't talk to his brothers.
03:32:00
Do people even still sing Grace before supper?
03:32:03
You're not fucking Gary these days, Jesse.
03:32:07
A cigaret glued to the face mix about anything I am, I can handle.
03:32:12
Say, the morning clothes are. Gary.
03:32:14
Don't gamble in all the girls gonna learn everything.
03:32:18
But they got the same nicotine for you every time you stop.
03:32:22
Whoa. They got the same like I do.
03:32:25
Like let's gone bad.
03:32:26
I mean, yeah, but they got the same nicotine.
03:32:29
What did he say?
03:32:30
What time leaves town? What?
03:32:32
The minute did he say nicotine?
03:32:35
No. Why would you say that?
03:32:37
They go outside with the same old nicotine
03:32:40
pouring out their pores.
03:32:43
Time leaves town at the minute.
03:32:45
And stay.
03:32:48
There ain't a lot of boys name Gary the truth
03:32:51
that they got the same nicotine for another four.
03:32:55
I'm pretty sure he said something about porn and nicotine
03:32:59
out of anywhere, but they got the same nicotine for another.
03:33:03
And now you hear two down at the minute.
03:33:06
I'm stay on the train on a boy's name.
03:33:10
Gary has worked on his only son.
03:33:16
I'm not sure he's he's.
03:33:22
Wow. Dude.
03:33:23
Okay.
03:33:24
Fuck every other musician who just plays one instrument.
03:33:28
This guy's got to thrive.
03:33:30
And I think there's that. I don't think that's him.
03:33:32
Yeah, I think he's got his hair out.
03:33:34
He's got.
03:33:35
No, this is a guy in his band, but he's got multiple self.
03:33:37
Okay.
03:33:38
Yeah, he's a harmonica and he's got multiple harmonicas.
03:33:42
He's got some kind of electric bass without.
03:33:44
So the hardest thing about this from
03:33:46
my musician point of view that I noticed right away, this is a fretless bass.
03:33:50
So when you have a fret, you just have to get near it to hit the note.
03:33:53
This motherfucker has to know the exact place to make as the specific
03:33:57
sound every time, and it changes from top to bottom
03:33:59
and from minute to minute from environment.
03:34:03
Fretless instruments are very hard to play.
03:34:09
I see that
03:34:10
that f slur has a bunch of, he's he's
03:34:15
got frets all over the place
03:34:17
every now and then
03:34:21
take two full speed first week him
03:34:25
and I don't think he understands the concept of an acoustic guitar
03:34:27
because he's plugged the hole with a large penny.
03:34:32
Play.
03:34:38
I honestly, I don't think it matters with the pickups,
03:34:40
but somebody in the sixth row can't hear this acoustic guitar
03:34:43
anyways without the amplification he believes in and believes.
03:34:48
Hold on a second.
03:34:49
See, there's this fucking there's.
03:34:52
He could have just pushed that.
03:34:55
Unless that's his.
03:34:57
That's two. That's. No that's not a cell phone.
03:34:59
That's that's an old.
03:35:00
It's too small to be showing him stuff.
03:35:01
That's some kind of a feedback either.
03:35:04
It's probably controls where he can change sounds.
03:35:07
I don't know what it is.
03:35:09
And little bright eyed peas.
03:35:11
Yeah. There I saw it.
03:35:12
Now it's an effects box on whoever.
03:35:24
It's a fancy band.
03:35:26
It's got a Texas boot on it.
03:35:29
I had a weird suspicion with the letter
03:35:31
on my phone for.
03:35:35
Hard medication
03:35:37
for down the drain for years.
03:35:41
He holds his left arm on his spare key.
03:35:44
Praise.
03:35:49
Has anybody seen much of Gary these days?
03:35:57
You know what that deserves.
03:35:58
But he didn't get.
03:36:15
Right,
03:36:16
Gary, these days.
03:36:21
Right.
03:36:21
I'm on a boy. Name? Gary.
03:36:23
These. He.
03:36:29
Get Gary,
03:36:33
they go to the club.
03:36:36
Gary.
03:36:38
That's right.
03:36:40
Gary.
03:36:41
I hate it when you do that.
03:36:46
What are you doing?
03:36:47
Yeah.
03:36:49
Get the dairy.
03:36:52
Your hotter.
03:36:55
Rod telling you how to fish.
03:36:57
But it would help if I did.
03:36:59
I'm not telling you how to live your life, but you definitely live your life
03:37:02
for my guys.
03:37:04
Gary, I know like that lake.
03:37:08
Not good enough, Gary.
03:37:10
Not good enough.
03:37:14
I don't I'm not scared for Gary in any way.
03:37:18
Good.
03:37:19
Let's do the kid.
03:37:23
I'm not telling you how to live your life,
03:37:24
but you definitely live your life more like I do.
03:37:37
Know.
03:37:41
What?
03:37:41
It looks like they just got raided.
03:37:42
We're going to raid them.
03:37:48
Wait.
03:37:48
What the hell's he watching? No, we're not going to raid in.
03:37:56
Gary!
03:38:00
Later.
03:38:10
Eric.