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Fladge Rants Live #132 Us | The Plural of U

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00:00:02 We’re gonna need our Garys, yall.
00:00:07 But when I need to come.
00:00:10 The Garys get it done.
00:00:14 Gary.
00:00:14 These days, man ran from lazy boy on to
00:00:20 working on the same old.
00:00:21 Be going on a decade long.
00:00:25 He scribbles on napkins
00:00:27 about the scriptures and the scheme.
00:00:31 I never really joined him, but now that I mention it, I know what he means.
00:00:35 Business.
00:00:36 There are a lot of fake name, Gary.
00:00:39 These days,
00:00:40 born with a Bush lite and a Playboy over to they left and always
00:00:43 thinks about anything with a hammer.
00:00:44 And I was saving all that ammo cause a Gary don't cause
00:00:48 ain't a lot of girls going by body no more.
00:00:51 But they got the same.
00:00:52 Will bring out the back door time leave down but the flat screen stay
00:00:59 there a lot of fags ain't Gary these they.
00:01:09 Hear these days.
00:01:10 And I don't worry about breaking new.
00:01:15 Ain't a lot of neighbors
00:01:16 filling up the church pew.
00:01:20 Grill and it down.
00:01:22 Don't wave to die.
00:01:23 The people of new people even still say grace before supper.
00:01:29 Hey, there are a lot of fags.
00:01:30 Ain't Gary these days?
00:01:32 More where the bride in a Playboy and always use about anything with a hammer.
00:01:37 Ain't over saving all their ammo.
00:01:39 Cause it carried on.
00:01:40 Girls and a lot of girls going by body no more.
00:01:43 But they got the same ammo.
00:01:45 Printing out the back doors down.
00:01:47 These down but the flat screen stay
00:01:51 there a lot of fags name Harry these days.
00:01:55 They.
00:01:57 All hung up one
00:02:02 home. I
00:02:05 hope I
00:02:08 every night man get the right thing.
00:02:11 I'm in class our first b day.
00:02:14 He believes he's a fag.
00:02:15 Believe in his lover.
00:02:17 He doesn't believe in the black eyed Susans on a porch
00:02:20 on Judgment day I had a weird suspicion.
00:02:24 With drawers light flickering, low.
00:02:28 Sam Adams. Jerry.
00:02:30 We drove down and now with a dick flow,
00:02:34 he holds his right booty while his cool.
00:02:36 And these as anybody heard from Gary.
00:02:42 These they.
00:02:46 As anybody heard much from Gary.
00:02:48 These they know
00:02:51 keep talking over him or it's his wife I or his wife ask him to quit.
00:02:54 Or is cold or the dogs barking.
00:02:56 My point is, it's hard to hear much from Gary these days.
00:03:00 There are a lot of fags named Gary
00:03:03 or a lot of fags.
00:03:04 They.
00:03:06 And there are a lot of fat.
00:03:07 Ain't Gary these days?
00:03:10 No, nowhere is there a lot of that take.
00:03:13 Never.
00:03:15 A lot of guys ain't
00:03:17 a lot of that way.
00:03:19 Every day.
00:03:25 I have a lot of
00:03:29 hair, though. I.
00:03:31 Hey, hey hey.
00:03:41 I'm. For Gary.
00:03:48 Holding the mine
00:03:51 one fag at a time.
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00:05:36 And. Hi,
00:06:04 I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:06:07 Today. The topic is we.
00:06:10 No no no no. Us.
00:06:13 Us as in the US,
00:06:17 there's always
00:06:19 this false dichotomy of them versus us, sir.
00:06:22 Good versus evil.
00:06:25 Nobody thinks they're on the bad guys side.
00:06:27 Nobody.
00:06:30 There's.
00:06:32 As long as we've existed, we've had tribalism.
00:06:35 And and there's a good evolutionary reason for that.
00:06:40 It gets a bad rap
00:06:43 and for good reason.
00:06:46 But it was necessary
00:06:48 if you had selfless defenders of your tribe,
00:06:53 that doesn't help with their personal passing, their genes, the law.
00:06:59 It does help your group of individuals progress.
00:07:04 So maybe the
00:07:06 influence of seeing those types of people,
00:07:09 the selfless acts of altruism,
00:07:15 helps a society along,
00:07:19 whereas,
00:07:21 evolution is groups
00:07:23 of individuals, not the individual.
00:07:26 So tribalism is hardwired into us,
00:07:31 but Democrats versus
00:07:33 Republicans, cat people versus dog people,
00:07:36 Coke versus Pepsi,
00:07:39 bald people versus those less fortunate.
00:07:45 Since we're evolving towards
00:07:47 heartlessness, I'm I'm just saying, you know,
00:07:52 the, the, the bald headed ones are the the more evolved
00:07:57 or more advanced will say,
00:08:01 but, lefties versus
00:08:03 righties, gingers versus the rest of us,
00:08:07 the list goes on and on.
00:08:08 It's us versus them.
00:08:10 And I don't know if you're anything like me, you've,
00:08:15 you've been in your fair share of the the outgroup.
00:08:20 And, although the more welcoming to be in the in-group,
00:08:25 I'm not even sure
00:08:27 the definition of in-group anymore, because
00:08:31 if the majority is in the outgroup,
00:08:35 well, isn't that the in-group?
00:08:38 And so,
00:08:40 I've often wondered, you know,
00:08:42 if a tiny portion of the population
00:08:46 is controlling the vast
00:08:48 majority of us, can we just rise up now?
00:08:51 I'm not calling for a coup or takeover.
00:08:56 But I am asking for some.
00:09:04 Things.
00:09:05 Brady.
00:09:06 So, last week I made a terrible mistake,
00:09:09 and I didn't take any notes, and I didn't write a monologue, and,
00:09:15 that's that's the one thing I bring to the show.
00:09:19 The one I can offer nuggets of wisdom that I picked up throughout the week.
00:09:24 And. And so this week, I said, I'm
00:09:26 not going to show up unprepared and sound like an idiot.
00:09:29 So today,
00:09:32 my notes.
00:09:37 Oops.
00:09:38 Okay, so maybe I can tell a story from my actual life.
00:09:43 I lived a pretty sheltered childhood.
00:09:45 I lived in a bubble.
00:09:47 I was pretty naive.
00:09:49 And, when I finally moved out, I moved into a cheap apartment
00:09:54 that I could afford. And,
00:09:58 I was pretty close
00:09:59 with my cousins until one of my cousins
00:10:03 told my grandmother that I was had moved into a drug house.
00:10:11 I have not spoken to that cousin since.
00:10:14 I didn't need her.
00:10:16 Bring my grandmother about my survival through the end of my teen years.
00:10:23 I was 19 years old, living in a drug house.
00:10:26 According to my cousin.
00:10:29 Turns out she was right.
00:10:31 I couldn't even see it myself.
00:10:37 I was scratching together, you know, $20 to buy a dime bag
00:10:43 Friday night.
00:10:44 That's the kind of drugs I could find.
00:10:47 So I didn't know. So,
00:10:52 but there were some filthy hippies and this filthy hippie culture.
00:10:57 Now, this dates back to my my days at the Renaissance Festival.
00:11:00 That was pretty eye opening.
00:11:02 People just living in their vans, smelly,
00:11:05 filthy hippies.
00:11:08 Not only did they not bathe in after they didn't believe in deodorant,
00:11:11 they'd rubber crystal on their armpits and hope for the best.
00:11:15 And those type of people,
00:11:18 they're used to having nothing.
00:11:19 So if a strange new drug
00:11:22 came out, they thought nothing of spending everything they had on it
00:11:26 get obliterated for a bender
00:11:28 and wake up four days later in the dirt.
00:11:31 And that's normal life to them.
00:11:35 That was so far
00:11:36 out of normal life for me that, it was real eye opening.
00:11:39 So I ended up working at the largest independent health food store in Michigan,
00:11:45 and I saw more of this hippie culture
00:11:47 filtering through there, and it was really eye opening.
00:11:51 So I'm saying
00:11:54 them in that case was the hippies.
00:11:58 And the US is normal people that the don't
00:12:02 strive for a buzz every waking moment.
00:12:07 Yeah. Oh no.
00:12:07 I sucked it down pretty hard.
00:12:10 But I'll still suck them down pretty hard.
00:12:14 I don't know if I have a rolling clip.
00:12:17 Brady.
00:12:18 But I do have a few more false dichotomies
00:12:23 to just run through here because
00:12:26 these imaginary borders
00:12:28 we have more in common with the rest of the human race than
00:12:33 chimpanzees do to her, to neighboring chimpanzee
00:12:38 populations, we are closer related to every human on Earth
00:12:43 than most other species.
00:12:45 Now, there have been upwards of 20
00:12:48 humans or, you know, people,
00:12:52 Neanderthals, Homo erectus,
00:12:54 Homo or villus, the list goes on and on.
00:12:57 You know, the list. Neanderthals.
00:13:02 Didn't Denisovans.
00:13:04 There have been a lot of us.
00:13:06 And how exactly it ended up just being us.
00:13:11 And we won out the battle.
00:13:14 We still don't know.
00:13:16 I don't know if we killed off the them involved,
00:13:20 but it ended up just being us.
00:13:23 And the I think there's some Neanderthal blood running through my veins.
00:13:27 So there was some er breeding there,
00:13:30 but we killed off
00:13:33 at least 18 species of humans.
00:13:39 There were, you know, the stories from the Native
00:13:42 Americans, were they, they had to kill off all the giants because they were
00:13:45 cannibalizing the the tribes. And,
00:13:51 and so tribalism was necessary,
00:13:54 and now it's turned into nationalism.
00:13:57 And that's where we, it's it's kind of cool to me
00:14:02 that we in the US are us,
00:14:06 us, us, that you, us.
00:14:10 That's the call sign for a United States website.
00:14:15 But, I,
00:14:16 I guess I guess we got the icon designation, too, because,
00:14:20 you know, when you're your big bad us, you get whatever you want.
00:14:25 If you're a French website, it's that for us
00:14:28 or Canada, I think it's CIA. And,
00:14:33 and then you can you can find us right here.
00:14:37 Well, what is it for? Nigeria?
00:14:41 I'm not going there.
00:14:42 I'm not doing that near
00:14:46 pronounce that
00:14:48 all the clip really?
00:14:50 We don't have a clip doing that.
00:14:53 You know what, Hans?
00:14:55 I've just noticed something.
00:14:56 These communists are all cowards.
00:14:59 Have you looked at our caps recently?
00:15:02 Our caps?
00:15:02 The badges on our caps?
00:15:04 No, they've got skulls on them.
00:15:07 Have you noticed that our caps are actually got
00:15:10 little pictures of skulls on them?
00:15:12 I don't have hands.
00:15:16 Are we the baddies?
00:15:18 We should be able to hold them at this point here, at least for a few hours.
00:15:22 And why skulls that maybe they're the skulls of our enemies.
00:15:26 But is that how it comes across?
00:15:28 I mean, what does skulls make you think of?
00:15:31 Death?
00:15:32 Cannibals?
00:15:33 Beheading?
00:15:36 Pirates. Pirates have fun.
00:15:38 I didn't say we weren't fun.
00:15:39 But far more or not, pirates are still the baddies.
00:15:47 Okay, so.
00:16:01 I. Asked another.
00:16:11 Okay.
00:16:12 Are you my. Guy?
00:16:19 I'm not even sure I need.
00:16:25 To play my song.
00:16:26 If you know I'm gonna be.
00:16:31 It's a party.
00:16:37 Where dragons live this week we'll drop
00:16:40 your kids in the clubs in the can.
00:16:43 Yeah, everybody.
00:16:46 Who's that?
00:16:47 That's wrong.
00:16:48 It's gotta keep them side of town.
00:16:51 It's so
00:16:53 nice for me.
00:16:54 Definitely not a nice party, cause I see I play like,
00:16:59 I guess I got the band up little me.
00:17:02 Then I'm gonna want to do to do it.
00:17:05 I'm nervous.
00:17:06 So the teenage I'm for this year and I'm bring for up.
00:17:11 And you bring it home as
00:17:13 and bring it to with us.
00:17:16 So my.
00:17:22 It's like I'm on the fly. You.
00:17:28 Home tonight.
00:17:29 I'll be right back.
00:17:30 I have to go find a new chapter that stops me
00:17:33 every time
00:17:36 the TV plays my song.
00:17:38 I just.
00:17:48 It's funny to
00:17:51 say what the dog do, but I'm not mad at you
00:17:57 I like, I, I like you like it
00:18:01 like the play. My.
00:18:09 Party and you I say.
00:18:13 I screen you and say.
00:18:18 Holy crap.
00:18:20 Oh, the show's on.
00:18:22 I'm ready.
00:18:26 I mean, hi, baby.
00:18:28 Oh, yeah, you're my salad.
00:18:30 So the, Ronald Reagan probably didn't say it first, but.
00:18:35 Yeah, I hear you.
00:18:37 But he said that what we need to unite
00:18:41 as a global community is a common enemy.
00:18:46 And that would make it truly us versus them.
00:18:49 And as far as I can tell,
00:18:52 all the, the common enemies of the world
00:18:56 have been staged, faked or otherwise hoaxes.
00:19:01 Was perfect.
00:19:03 Yeah,
00:19:05 yeah.
00:19:05 What I'm saying is that what you were saying?
00:19:08 I went into the whole show with all the content thinking that it was used, not us.
00:19:12 I thought we were just doing the plural of the letter.
00:19:15 You know, the views.
00:19:17 That's why views.
00:19:18 Just more than one. You.
00:19:20 Yeah. My college prep,
00:19:24 English course
00:19:26 in, high school was taught by an alcoholic
00:19:30 who actually wrote y o USD on the board, and he tried to play it off
00:19:36 like he was testing us, but that not a legitimate test.
00:19:42 What was he trying to spell?
00:19:45 The plural of you.
00:19:51 So he he didn't capitalize it.
00:19:53 What did he do wrong?
00:19:55 There's supposed to be two E's.
00:19:57 Yeah, yeah, it's supposed to be.
00:19:58 You see.
00:20:00 Oh, I see, no, it's supposed to be just us.
00:20:05 Oh, I see, we oh, we identify
00:20:08 as us.
00:20:15 Oh, wow.
00:20:16 Look, we're us.
00:20:18 It's not even me.
00:20:20 Oh, why is there
00:20:22 a lesbian in your garage and your barn
00:20:25 wearing my jersey?
00:20:28 I like it, though, because the your face
00:20:30 was not shown, so it has to guess, right.
00:20:38 We are stupid.
00:20:39 This dog is.
00:20:41 That dog loves you.
00:20:42 It's not stupid,
00:20:45 it's stupid. Stupid.
00:20:46 He can be in the warm house right now.
00:20:48 But he chose to be out here with me.
00:20:51 Yeah.
00:20:52 The two of us can help each other die together even.
00:20:56 Yeah, yeah, the heaters are.
00:20:58 The heaters aren't working.
00:21:00 It's not even cold yet.
00:21:01 No, no. It's fine.
00:21:03 It's nice out today.
00:21:06 Now it's kind of nice and quiet with our draw here.
00:21:10 Yeah. Where's your.
00:21:11 Where in the world?
00:21:13 Oh, yeah.
00:21:14 Which part of the game this is going to be?
00:21:16 Tough guessing, right?
00:21:18 It could be anywhere.
00:21:20 I'm assuming he's in a third world country.
00:21:23 He's been captured,
00:21:26 by a drug cartel.
00:21:28 So he's in South America somewhere.
00:21:35 And. Yeah.
00:21:36 Yeah. We might not ever hear from him again.
00:21:40 That's why I got it.
00:21:41 Why you got to skip Mexico and go right to South America?
00:21:47 I think they'd be offended if you call them Third World, but I would.
00:21:50 I would definitely,
00:21:52 categorize them as such.
00:21:56 I think,
00:21:58 there's a lot of Mexicans that just got offended,
00:22:00 especially the cartel.
00:22:05 Well, it's us versus them,
00:22:08 is it? No, it's all hands on.
00:22:09 They seem to keep drifting apart and isn't that the door?
00:22:15 Oh, wait a minute.
00:22:16 Can we watch this? I don't think we can watch this.
00:22:18 Yeah, yeah, we should probably save this for later and or never.
00:22:24 But isn't that adorable?
00:22:26 It is adorable.
00:22:27 The very next line on our show.
00:22:31 We're going to find out what's up there. Yep.
00:22:34 We'll leave that cliffhanger dangling right where the sun don't go.
00:22:40 That was really good timing.
00:22:42 Yeah.
00:22:43 Oh, yeah.
00:22:46 Yeah, that song gets pretty bad.
00:22:49 Like vile.
00:22:54 Did you see what did you see?
00:22:55 What's coming out? Oh,
00:23:02 Oh. Oh, wait.
00:23:04 I should save this for a draw. Did he just bite you?
00:23:06 You got to put him down and
00:23:09 I'll do a live on air.
00:23:11 Whoa, I rumble, we'll do it on rumble.
00:23:14 Oh, you'd scratch on me.
00:23:16 He wants to climb inside my mouth.
00:23:24 Oh, oh, what a what now that's gross.
00:23:29 You say you drink one beer.
00:23:31 You're not an alcoholic.
00:23:32 You make one song on SoundCloud.
00:23:34 You're not a rapper.
00:23:35 What the dog doing?
00:23:36 But I suck. One day.
00:23:39 So that's not a real good.
00:23:45 No, no.
00:23:48 Second drink is a real thing.
00:23:50 I hate to break it to you, I so I've heard.
00:23:52 No, I like, I just tried so it doesn't happen.
00:23:55 Neil deGrasse Tyson saying the flat, the earth is flat.
00:23:59 And, And then Neil deGrasse Tyson pulls the phone aside
00:24:02 and says that that wasn't me.
00:24:04 I didn't say that.
00:24:05 It was like, so realistic.
00:24:08 So I don't even know what to believe anymore.
00:24:13 I don't know, man.
00:24:13 I think that'd be pretty cool if they were to.
00:24:16 This is more of a draw question, but if they were to redo they live.
00:24:19 Who should play rowdy?
00:24:21 Rowdy Piper's
00:24:23 because without your here, I'm forced to ask you and interact with you, I guess.
00:24:27 Oh yeah, I would give it to,
00:24:30 what's his name?
00:24:31 Cena.
00:24:33 He would, he I would
00:24:35 he literally is the one putting the signs up for the Chinese.
00:24:39 He's it. We need it.
00:24:40 We need, like, a rebel, not a really John Cena live.
00:24:44 Yeah. He had he apologized in Chinese.
00:24:47 I played it on here. Never forget.
00:24:49 All right.
00:24:52 Who else we have?
00:24:53 Like,
00:24:55 I don't know, wrestlers,
00:24:57 like, they're not even on my radar.
00:25:01 I know the rock.
00:25:02 I know Stone Cold Steve Austin, but we need a heel.
00:25:06 I don't know, like the modern heels.
00:25:08 Speaking of heel. Yeah.
00:25:10 What do you think jaw would.
00:25:11 Jaw would say?
00:25:14 Maybe he doesn't even know he's not on the show.
00:25:16 He's totally doing the show.
00:25:18 He probably is.
00:25:19 He's probably doing another show.
00:25:20 The draw and draw.
00:25:21 A draw talk show
00:25:26 I no, I remember Joe.
00:25:28 I'm sorry.
00:25:29 Oh, sure. Sure. Since I,
00:25:32 so do you teaching Joe, woods or Hunter?
00:25:35 It's my handling or under.
00:25:38 So use one that's many.
00:25:40 Or you. Oh, you know, one of his interviews.
00:25:43 I made a mistake here for our audio.
00:25:45 So you were here when everyone asked me.
00:25:48 I will call you if I can use Chinese.
00:25:51 So you can draw
00:25:53 people in fast and furious and cheap information.
00:25:56 So you handle it, say follow.
00:25:58 Give me lots of information. Whoa.
00:26:02 I made a mistake, so will be sure.
00:26:05 And I have to say right now, and it's so, so so so
00:26:08 so so so so so so I love and respect China.
00:26:12 And Chinese people were Han humble.
00:26:15 I'm so sorry for my mistake. So,
00:26:20 to achieve a humble
00:26:21 chin and business logic, you have to understand
00:26:27 how I.
00:26:27 I love and respect China and Chinese people over read about you.
00:26:32 So I love the yamaka.
00:26:34 So he's sorry?
00:26:36 Yeah.
00:26:37 Awfully sorry.
00:26:39 So we're going to have so we're going to have a whole show badmouthing the US.
00:26:42 And do you think somebody's going to come after us?
00:26:47 We've got to get there.
00:26:48 Pretty terrible reputation around the world.
00:26:51 Most, most, people
00:26:54 from most other countries hate us.
00:26:57 But like, all these,
00:27:02 alternative lifestyles that are sticking up for certain
00:27:05 areas of the world, if they were to go there, they would be beheaded.
00:27:09 Only in America can you
00:27:11 then come here and speak out against us.
00:27:15 Yeah.
00:27:16 I mean, is that good? No.
00:27:18 Is it the right thing to do?
00:27:19 No. Just because you can do something should, you know.
00:27:21 But yeah,
00:27:23 I will
00:27:24 fight to the death to support your right to say, one of them.
00:27:27 Maybe not. You're right, but you're right.
00:27:31 One of the Reagan jokes.
00:27:32 I stopped sending you Reagan jokes because you stopped playing my Reagan jokes.
00:27:36 I just ran out of time.
00:27:37 It's just that editorial time decision.
00:27:40 That's all right.
00:27:41 But one of them was, Reagan said,
00:27:45 of, like to an American was talking to a Russian.
00:27:48 One of us were talking to one of them.
00:27:51 And, and the
00:27:53 the American said I could walk right
00:27:56 into the white, the Oval Office and say, Mr.
00:27:59 Reagan, I don't like the way you're running this country.
00:28:02 And and I'll be fine. I won't be executed.
00:28:05 And the Russian guy said, I can do the same thing.
00:28:07 I can walk into the Kremlin, say, Mr.
00:28:09 Gorbachev, I don't like the way Ronald Reagan's running his country.
00:28:12 And I won't be executed either.
00:28:17 See you in the.
00:28:21 Yeah.
00:28:22 We, for practicing for us,
00:28:25 I, I pulled out my Nintendo Wii
00:28:28 and I played we bowling.
00:28:32 Next week on Fladge Rants live,
00:28:35 we, we do.
00:28:36 We get to play a game today.
00:28:38 I have a tablet.
00:28:40 Yeah, but we we should probably wait.
00:28:43 I mean, okay, the monologue should be ending right about now.
00:28:48 Pretty soon.
00:28:50 Yeah, I really like last week.
00:28:53 I was so embarrassed that, like, the one thing I do bring is my monologue.
00:28:58 Last week, I had nothing, and, and I felt bad.
00:29:02 And so this week, I showed up with nothing.
00:29:04 And I don't feel bad at all, but I shared a story. No.
00:29:11 Yeah.
00:29:12 I think if we count up all the minutes of monologue,
00:29:15 I'm still not at the full shows where?
00:29:19 132 shows in.
00:29:21 That's a great idea. Maybe we'll do that.
00:29:24 I want to do that.
00:29:25 I want to do all that monologue.
00:29:27 New Year's Special 24 seven.
00:29:30 Gary. Monologue.
00:29:32 Maybe. Model.
00:29:32 Oh, yeah, that sounds so exciting.
00:29:36 It's an 18 minute loop.
00:29:38 Doesn't matter.
00:29:40 It is.
00:29:41 I know now I had a few good
00:29:43 ones, but, I can't remember my last one.
00:29:47 Our last great, like, epic show
00:29:50 was, gay, and I wasn't even on it.
00:29:56 Because, I'm not sure.
00:29:58 Definitely.
00:29:59 I identify as cis.
00:30:02 I'm not sure if you've heard this, but,
00:30:06 There are a lot of.
00:30:10 Facts named Gary.
00:30:12 I never that that's one of my favorite songs.
00:30:15 You know, I'm just narcissistic enough to love the songs about me, no matter what.
00:30:20 That is our fastest parody. Turnaround times.
00:30:22 The official song, Gary on the road, was just released last week.
00:30:26 Right?
00:30:28 And that's another us.
00:30:31 Like, you're not even welcome at the annual Gary Picnic luncheon.
00:30:37 But I wasn't there.
00:30:40 You weren't.
00:30:41 I was not invited.
00:30:42 Oh, yeah.
00:30:43 Yeah, you wouldn't be, I wouldn't be I, I only send the invitations
00:30:47 to other people named Gary.
00:30:51 And, we have the nice picnic lunch,
00:30:54 and we talked about all things Gary, and it's all Gary's.
00:30:57 You know, we don't even wear nametags.
00:30:59 I can't imagine everybody's name.
00:31:02 Gary,
00:31:04 you don't have a Brady luncheon?
00:31:08 The Brady picnic?
00:31:10 We have the Brady brunch.
00:31:12 No, we're, I like what you did there.
00:31:16 Hey, he's sitting in the other chair.
00:31:18 The chair I used to sit in.
00:31:23 Yeah, it's for the dog.
00:31:24 Is right now.
00:31:26 I mean, if you're wondering what the dog doing.
00:31:28 I didn't even know you used to have a different chair. Yes.
00:31:33 You know what I want?
00:31:34 Velvet leisure suit, high back chair,
00:31:38 smoking pipe.
00:31:42 Or a fox.
00:31:43 That's a conversation like that
00:31:46 big book.
00:31:47 Or maybe, like I'm reading a newspaper and just talking to you, like,
00:31:51 around the edge of it.
00:31:54 Like it's like a chat Christmas wish list.
00:31:57 You think I'm Santa Claus?
00:31:59 Yeah. Just do it.
00:32:01 Here's the thing.
00:32:02 If you're if you want to do something in life and you're not doing it.
00:32:05 Yeah. That's right, that's wrong.
00:32:07 No, no, I have all these ideas.
00:32:09 I wrote them all down.
00:32:12 We get away from the shoulders of giants.
00:32:14 God, God.
00:32:15 We reach for the stars.
00:32:16 We touch the sky flies on the backs of giants.
00:32:19 For starters, fire. We roar so I can.
00:32:22 We get my tire?
00:32:28 Here's fine random stuff.
00:32:31 I know you need a leg up.
00:32:32 Obviously I was going to play it
00:32:34 during your monologue too, and it's been really in there,
00:32:37 Okay,
00:32:40 why don't you read your notes?
00:32:44 Done.
00:32:49 I have been going through some vocabulary words.
00:32:52 I sound like I haven't been doing any homework,
00:32:54 and we've got some words to learn that,
00:32:59 it's beyond my vocabulary.
00:33:00 Honestly, I.
00:33:01 I used to pride myself, you know, the the whole like,
00:33:05 but should I, should I make an etymology bumper.
00:33:09 Yeah, absolutely.
00:33:12 It's trying to leave me, I think.
00:33:15 I feel like we don't.
00:33:22 So should we,
00:33:23 should we call draw?
00:33:27 I don't know, I wonder if I'm concerned.
00:33:29 Right.
00:33:30 Yeah, I think I, I think just sorting, I pull it up, it's like, nope,
00:33:34 that we got to wait for draw for that and that and that.
00:33:38 There's one action for that, for what's
00:33:43 please, please, please fix me.
00:33:47 Horse and Beth always.
00:33:49 Please, please. Here it is.
00:33:52 Hash.
00:33:52 And please, please, please,
00:33:56 just for us for
00:34:00 June. Things are special.
00:34:01 But I believe for both of us today, only our special only,
00:34:07 you know, face in.
00:34:09 I don't know, but, the first reason is not reducible to the term abundance.
00:34:14 That'll remove the major constraint on innovation and growth.
00:34:18 I think it's the cemetery.
00:34:19 In that extra work, any change that doesn't naturally happen requires energy.
00:34:25 This means we need energy for anything that we build, repair, or synthesize.
00:34:30 Novelty. I just took that synthesizer.
00:34:33 More energy, therefore, means more novelty faster throughout human history.
00:34:39 Energy.
00:34:39 This is a limited.
00:34:41 It started with just human labor.
00:34:43 That's a real hard animals for extra power.
00:34:46 But she said it started with human labor as they showed a horse.
00:34:52 You know, it was just foreshadowing to the next topic,
00:34:55 which was using animals, horse and then in windmills and watermills.
00:35:00 Eventually we started burning fossil fuels to generate energy,
00:35:04 would coil, then burning, and we made a late 20th century.
00:35:09 We added nuclear fission that just looks like steam power.
00:35:12 And the breakthrough that's around the corner now is nuclear fusion.
00:35:17 Nuclear fusion is special because fuel is abundant
00:35:21 and it has an enormously high energy density.
00:35:24 Once we get the technology to work, the amount of power
00:35:28 we can produce will dramatically increase.
00:35:31 And sure, initially that will be ridiculously expensive.
00:35:36 Like any new technology, but give it a few decades and will,
00:35:40 for all practical purposes have unlimited energy,
00:35:44 which we can then spend on mining imaginary coins.
00:35:48 Yes, they say nuclear fusion will always take pills.
00:35:51 And yes, wait, I said, wrong.
00:35:54 We can see it coming closer.
00:35:57 In the past decade, we've seen dozens of nuclear fusion stars.
00:36:00 I've seen it.
00:36:01 See, I know how it's not just empty words.
00:36:04 These companies are really building stuff.
00:36:06 Smaller devices with more powerful magnets.
00:36:08 They use advanced material design.
00:36:09 And I could all feedback,
00:36:10 but I can tell you new approaches, you know, what makes most of them?
00:36:13 Will you feel we're not quite that fusion?
00:36:16 The new one that you just saw is tangible, real progress.
00:36:19 Asian. We do fusion now.
00:36:22 Nuclear fusion at 20.
00:36:24 Just the second reason was special.
00:36:26 MSR fusion doesn't have a drive for stay hot for 2000 years.
00:36:32 Our own DNA when they use we can take evolution,
00:36:35 take the heat off of it, whatever they do to it.
00:36:37 This is not cools down.
00:36:39 This is going to happen.
00:36:42 Scientists are curing diseases by injecting genes
00:36:45 into salts that allow them to produce missing proteins.
00:36:48 I have good genes.
00:36:49 How to edit the gene words in human embryo, and I'm
00:36:53 sure that all the hand-wringing about it will not stop it.
00:36:58 The potential is just too large.
00:37:01 Yes, genetic engineering of humans is very scary and can go badly wrong.
00:37:06 In fact, I give it a 100% probability that something will go badly wrong,
00:37:11 but it's foreseeable that we'll do it nevertheless,
00:37:14 and I believe that the turnout will overall be positive
00:37:17 and the third reason this is a special time to live is
00:37:21 that we're about to vastly enhance our cognitive functions with intelligent
00:37:26 machines, artificial superintelligence is just around the corner.
00:37:30 Five, maybe ten years, and we'll have machines more intelligent than we are.
00:37:35 That in itself will already be a dramatic change,
00:37:38 but I think it'll go farther.
00:37:40 We'll use this AI so frequently that eventually
00:37:44 we'll just merge with them using some sort of implant.
00:37:48 This is why I'm not particularly worried that I will kill us all,
00:37:52 because there'll be no them and us.
00:37:56 They'll just be world nice to have augmented humans.
00:38:00 The technology for this is again, not quite there yet.
00:38:04 The major obstacle is our current electrical systems
00:38:08 are not very biocompatible.
00:38:10 Even leaving aside that not everyone likes having holes drilled into the skull,
00:38:14 the current implants tend to no more.
00:38:17 Everyone dies while scientists are still trying
00:38:20 to come up with ways to solve this problem, and hopefully
00:38:23 they'll find some minimally invasive solutions.
00:38:27 Nanoscale fibers are naturally growing once soon,
00:38:31 and along with artificial intelligence, we'll have intelligent robots
00:38:33 at least do something that you can see coming.
00:38:35 If you follow the tech developments.
00:38:37 I got a feeling your advertisement is going to be possible for these new robots.
00:38:40 While I'm convinced that this is a special time
00:38:42 to be life, energy, abundance, genetic engineering, superintelligence,
00:38:45 that's why I think that the next decades will be a blast.
00:38:47 Chaotic, scary, but also exciting. What a time to be alive!
00:38:49 I've been thinking about this
00:38:50 a lot recently, about what it means in a practical way,
00:38:51 for how I should organize my life or set up of my children.
00:38:54 The issue is that while one can extrapolate
00:38:55 technological progress to some extent, it's
00:38:57 basically impossible to foresee the social and political consequences.
00:39:00 The internet and smartphone revolutions,
00:39:01 which have changed our lives drastically in the past
00:39:03 30 years, have surprisingly little impact on society overall.
00:39:05 But what technological inventions have not been so compatible
00:39:08 with the existing social and political structures?
00:39:10 The printing press, for example, very suddenly vastly
00:39:12 increased literacy across the population among all this, leading to the need for
00:39:16 you can see like, well, that people stopped
00:39:18 playing outside and attending like exploitation social events
00:39:22 which almost spill gunpowder in sync with the iPhone eventually.
00:39:26 Now weapons.
00:39:27 Yeah, these all had dramatic social and political consequences.
00:39:31 Are we facing such a shift?
00:39:32 Again, nuclear fusion fits neatly into the existing social and political systems.
00:39:34 Genetic engineering will change society because it's possible
00:39:36 that people will specialize physically based on professions much more than today.
00:39:39 But I don't think it'll cause much political upheaval,
00:39:41 artificial superintelligence like that.
00:39:42 That's going to change the political and social system and all the political side.
00:39:46 I unlimited power, she said to unlimited power
00:39:50 or enough power, more power than we saw sign
00:39:53 that should that should change these wealth disparities
00:39:56 both inside of one just elements between the they is
00:40:00 AI is not a wait and see technology because once you put people
00:40:04 on the threshold, early adopters will leave everyone in the dust
00:40:09 and make sure there's no cheap way to catch up.
00:40:12 That's why, personally, the way I'm prepping for the AI revolution is to.
00:40:17 I feel like I'm on the subway.
00:40:18 Welcome our AI overlords.
00:40:20 Oh my God, dude, you had peanut butter. Great.
00:40:22 You know, very quickly and be replaced by something else in particular.
00:40:27 All right.
00:40:27 So what I'm going to need you to do is I'm going to need you to put the dog
00:40:31 on the line. I'm also making
00:40:34 few questions for the dog.
00:40:35 What's the dog's name? It's useless.
00:40:39 And hey, boy, I'm thinking about what?
00:40:41 Show me on the dog.
00:40:42 Where do you put the general?
00:40:44 Despite what they say about the dead internet theory, I think that.
00:40:48 Did he put the peanut butter here?
00:40:50 Making us better connect to them?
00:40:51 We put the butter.
00:40:52 Peanut butter here.
00:40:53 It'll increase.
00:40:54 I'll put the peanut butter here.
00:40:56 Social connections.
00:40:58 So I'm more okay there.
00:40:59 Just wanted to give you a you on what's been going on around tomorrow.
00:41:03 And maybe I've changed my hobby with the reason I'm telling you about
00:41:07 this is that, for one thing, while I worry a lot about things that are going,
00:41:11 I don't know, I all this and that.
00:41:13 I prefer the old fashioned way where people get their genes from, don't you?
00:41:18 Yeah.
00:41:19 Genes are passed down from parents offspring,
00:41:22 often determining traits like hair color, personality,
00:41:26 and even eye color.
00:41:30 My genes are blue.
00:41:31 Sydney's twinning has very kinds.
00:41:43 Sydney's Sweeney has very keen.
00:41:55 I think they better do that.
00:41:57 Oh, wait. No.
00:42:00 Sydney Sweeney has very keen.
00:42:10 Hi, I'm Sydney Sweeney, and I'm from Spokane, Washington.
00:42:13 You have great.
00:42:13 I can work as a local hire as well, though.
00:42:16 And I am available for the.
00:42:18 Who are those bell bottoms?
00:42:19 Baby jeans.
00:42:19 Campaign ship profiling hands, please.
00:42:28 I get it,
00:42:29 they're acting like she had to do a Sydney Sweeney test.
00:42:32 Very keen shot.
00:42:35 She got the part.
00:42:38 Well, I was auditioning for that role.
00:42:43 Well.
00:42:48 Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. So,
00:42:54 I see it's different.
00:42:56 Yeah.
00:42:57 We all make choices.
00:43:00 Oh, E-40. No.
00:43:08 So I sent you two videos really recently.
00:43:11 One was one is only good for the next, hour and a quarter.
00:43:17 And the other one was an ad
00:43:21 or, well, not an ad, but a sandwich.
00:43:24 The T-Rex burger.
00:43:26 T-Rex burger.
00:43:28 Yeah.
00:43:29 Well, are you saying that you made me a sandwich? Yes.
00:43:32 I went out here.
00:43:35 Made that for me.
00:43:38 That's fucking delicious.
00:43:39 On a fucking right. It. Oh, yeah.
00:43:41 I fucking love you.
00:43:42 Not so.
00:43:44 The last one I sent you.
00:43:45 It's a sandwich. This is that one.
00:43:48 Is this the T-Rex?
00:43:50 It is the T-Rex Whopper.
00:43:52 It says the T-Rex Whopper is real.
00:43:56 Here she goes.
00:43:57 Watch this.
00:43:58 The T-Rex Whopper. For the love of God.
00:44:01 Finally going to order a T-Rex burger.
00:44:03 It's a real thing, but it 40.
00:44:05 It's nine patties, nine pieces of cheese.
00:44:07 Put some lettuce and tomato in there. Add a little bit.
00:44:10 Knock me seed bun for the health of it.
00:44:13 Can you make me the T-Rex burger?
00:44:16 I can see that I'm on.
00:44:17 Can you make a burger with nine patties and nine pieces of cheese?
00:44:21 I'm so sorry, bro.
00:44:23 That's okay.
00:44:24 They're not going to make the T-Rex burger at Wendy's.
00:44:26 I could diet and I may, but first I'm going to go to McDonald's
00:44:31 and see if they'll make it fun.
00:44:32 Can you make me a T-Rex burger?
00:44:34 But only Burger King can make it down for some reason.
00:44:37 I think Burger King is going to make this for me.
00:44:39 The Burger King T-Rex Whopper, the Burger King.
00:44:43 I want to get the T-Rex burger.
00:44:45 Could you do that?
00:44:46 It's called the T-Rex burger. It's okay.
00:44:48 Whatever you charge me.
00:44:49 You want to eat that? It's okay.
00:44:51 Whatever you charge me.
00:44:53 Yeah. Okay. Round.
00:44:56 Oops.
00:44:59 Here's a little more.
00:44:59 You know, if you ever enter any type of a bargaining or,
00:45:04 negotiation with the phrase, it's okay, charge me anything.
00:45:12 You're going to get
00:45:13 charged a lot more than you should.
00:45:16 Oh, yeah, but it's okay.
00:45:19 Somebody will be able to hook it up.
00:45:21 It's coming in at $28.78.
00:45:24 This is how they bring it in, just in case you want to get one, too.
00:45:26 I really oh, wait.
00:45:28 I want to see how they ring it in $0.28.
00:45:31 This is how
00:45:34 they made it a regular Whopper for 669.
00:45:37 Triple Whopper makes it 939.
00:45:40 Then they added Whopper patty, add Whopper
00:45:42 patty at Whopper patty at Whopper patty at Whopper patty at Whopper patty.
00:45:46 Add cheese, one slice.
00:45:49 No no no, wait a heavy cheese.
00:45:52 Add two slices.
00:45:53 So when do they short you the cheese?
00:45:58 If it's a triple whopper,
00:46:00 that's 3456089.
00:46:05 Yep. Okay. Nine.
00:46:06 But there isn't nine slices of cheese.
00:46:08 Whoppers. Don't have cheese.
00:46:11 Well, this is
00:46:12 a T-Rex Whopper with cheese, right?
00:46:16 Or a.
00:46:19 Mac cheese Royale.
00:46:21 No, that's not that's no, that's not even, you know,
00:46:24 just in case you want to get one too, I really do.
00:46:27 No, I don't like it.
00:46:28 I don't want it. It's so,
00:46:31 Excuse me.
00:46:32 Burger King is there any way you could also throw
00:46:34 in eight more buns, please?
00:46:38 Hahaha.
00:46:40 Yeah.
00:46:42 Beautiful.
00:46:43 Everything you ever dreamed of. Beautiful.
00:46:45 And I want to see your eating T-Rex burger right now.
00:46:48 What do we
00:46:50 she unlock her jaw like a fucking snake.
00:46:52 Yeah, you sound that.
00:46:55 Oh, no, this is enough meat for a dinosaur.
00:46:57 Let's see if
00:46:58 there's a road that's lame.
00:47:02 You beat that wiener down last week more than she do.
00:47:04 She's barely got one burger patty and a bunch of ketchup.
00:47:07 Never knows. That's what's happening.
00:47:10 Yeah, this is something that we can actually,
00:47:12 I think they under charged around the cheese.
00:47:13 Also wrap our mouth around one.
00:47:19 I thought of be so much when
00:47:22 when you said that she was going to be Deep Throat in her meat,
00:47:24 I thought it was going to be something completely different.
00:47:26 Massive bite for the health of it.
00:47:28 It's definitely better with more meat, guys.
00:47:30 Thank you. Burger.
00:47:32 That meat looks a little foamy
00:47:34 pink for serving it up
00:47:37 or, you know, not foamy, but the wrong fibrous material.
00:47:39 It looks like it's made out of a washcloth instead of beef. Oh.
00:47:44 Oh. Yeah.
00:47:45 Would you guys eat this or is this absolutely absurd?
00:47:48 Let me know what you think about the tea. I'll be honest.
00:47:50 I cannot remember the last time I had a single Whopper with cheese.
00:47:55 And that's not some kind of a trick.
00:47:56 I didn't have a double or triple.
00:47:58 I don't remember the last time I had any type of whopper.
00:48:01 Oh, okay.
00:48:02 See, I've never had a Whopper with cheese before Covid.
00:48:07 I think there's no reason to get a Whopper with cheese.
00:48:11 All right, we got to do it.
00:48:12 The one thing I love Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:48:17 It is just oh, they're not four.
00:48:19 Have we were done.
00:48:21 Burger cheeseburger whichever.
00:48:24 I don't want to I don't want to define it between bacon whatever.
00:48:27 Just whatever kind of burger.
00:48:29 What's your burger I don't know much about Swiss mushrooms.
00:48:33 Much more
00:48:35 mushroom.
00:48:36 Swiss first and foremost
00:48:39 for the grilled
00:48:40 onions.
00:48:42 Any Barbara.
00:48:44 See, I thought I thought we could do.
00:48:46 We can do fast food, but I was, you know, if she's.
00:48:48 She's doing the T-Rex.
00:48:50 You know,
00:48:52 she didn't go to five guys.
00:48:53 I noticed I don't like McDonald's or Burger King.
00:49:00 I don't like Wendy's.
00:49:03 Oh, good grief, I guess I guess I have to go to, like, Culver.
00:49:08 I added you, man, and then you I added you when he was doing the no.
00:49:12 I added you when the song was playing
00:49:14 in from the backstage and then you weren't backstage.
00:49:16 So I thought you were busy and doing something,
00:49:21 so I can't you just add yourself.
00:49:27 You waiting for an introduction and shit, man, he's not on the phone.
00:49:30 No, no. Yeah, not on the phone.
00:49:32 I know I was driving and apparently when you go to, you know, a
00:49:35 while off where I'm at, they have, like, this, the beer cooler is, like, locked.
00:49:39 And so you have to, like, get permission to go in there
00:49:42 and then, for some reason, speaking of burger, steak and shake.
00:49:45 Great place.
00:49:46 So you can see I haven't checked you on so steak and shake it.
00:49:50 Is it
00:49:51 definitely on my mount, right.
00:49:52 Definitely on my Mount Rushmore. Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:54 It's a it's a good burger,
00:49:56 but it's a great burger when it comes in at 499 with fries.
00:50:00 Okay.
00:50:01 How do you feel about, like, the new up and comers, like Smashburger or,
00:50:06 or Smash Brothers, whatever it is, shake, shake Shack, they're they're all guys.
00:50:11 They're all over priced steak and shake.
00:50:14 Yeah, yeah, I do think they can shake, like, once a week.
00:50:19 I like a Culver's.
00:50:21 We had a Culver's. Good.
00:50:23 Culver's is good.
00:50:25 Yeah, that's definitely my Mount Rushmore.
00:50:27 And for for fast food, obviously my own burger or a bar burger is tops.
00:50:32 Yeah. Bar burger.
00:50:34 Yeah. You know, Shamrock and Utica Barber.
00:50:37 That's right.
00:50:38 Downtown Armenian cozy corner.
00:50:41 It's like six bucks and it is a an $8 burger.
00:50:46 This is free advertising to you cozy corner.
00:50:48 So you should appreciate it.
00:50:50 Cozy corner of the like like anybody who's crazy with a kitchen.
00:50:55 Is it about there's a crazy corner to to I bet
00:51:00 Ken's crazy corner.
00:51:02 No that's that's Ken's cozy corner.
00:51:05 And that's a totally that do not going to Ken's cozy corner
00:51:09 unless you're into that sort of thing.
00:51:16 Right.
00:51:17 So I believe George said Wawa,
00:51:22 last dry county I was in was in,
00:51:28 Wisconsin.
00:51:31 You're in like county,
00:51:33 Cumberland County, Tennessee.
00:51:37 Well, right.
00:51:38 County.
00:51:39 Yeah.
00:51:40 That's a dry planet.
00:51:41 The there's a lock on there.
00:51:43 They have this walk in beer cooler, but you have to, like, go get someone's,
00:51:46 like, permission to walk into it, like, wait, it's not a dry.
00:51:50 If they wet.
00:51:54 I think dry county.
00:51:55 There's thievery.
00:51:57 The, the, pub owners
00:51:59 lobby to the point where during pub hours,
00:52:04 you can't they lock the doors of,
00:52:08 all other beer sales.
00:52:10 So, there's a lock down on the coolers.
00:52:14 So that's the only reason to have lock on the the beer date
00:52:18 is if you're in a dry county.
00:52:20 Otherwise.
00:52:23 They can just sell it.
00:52:24 Well, if you're in a dry county, they don't have it for sale.
00:52:28 Right? Or am I misinterpreting?
00:52:30 That's what I'm saying. I'm.
00:52:32 I'm thinking there's just certain hours at which
00:52:34 you can't remember when we couldn't get beer.
00:52:37 Oh. So, like, they legally have to, like, they legally have to make it, like,
00:52:41 inaccessible, period. Like. Right.
00:52:44 Weird.
00:52:45 Yeah. At least at some point.
00:52:48 And now, you can't buy beer
00:52:51 in, minor from 2 a.m.
00:52:55 to 7 a.m.
00:52:56 or six, is it?
00:52:57 I don't even know.
00:52:58 Is your major enough?
00:53:02 So, the.
00:53:06 Damn.
00:53:06 I almost did it with a straight face.
00:53:08 So the ones in red are the dry counties,
00:53:11 the ones in yellow are the moist counties and the ones in aqua are wet.
00:53:15 And then the ones in dark blue are really wet.
00:53:18 Wow. I don't think that's what we're talking about.
00:53:21 Weird. No, it actually is.
00:53:23 And this is actually what we're talking about.
00:53:25 I just don't think that they should call the ones with alcohol or wet
00:53:30 or moist.
00:53:32 Yeah, I
00:53:35 skipped right over that kind of on purpose.
00:53:37 Michigan is completely wet. Yes.
00:53:41 And I'm not even seeing the place where I was talking about in Wisconsin.
00:53:47 As soon as I left Illinois
00:53:49 from Chicago, I was heading up to,
00:53:52 wherever the hell I was going.
00:53:54 And, the very first county when I left Chicago
00:53:59 and entered Wisconsin, was.
00:54:05 A dry county.
00:54:07 Kenosha,
00:54:09 Kenosha County, I want to say Kenosha.
00:54:13 Can you look up Kenosha County, Wisconsin?
00:54:16 I was unaware that the entire state of Tennessee
00:54:21 is moist, is dry.
00:54:24 What two
00:54:27 states, Kansas and Tennessee, are entirely dry by default,
00:54:30 meaning that the county probably you have to declare that you're not dry.
00:54:35 You know, like the opposite of wet and moist.
00:54:40 Kenosha.
00:54:41 That's where, famous
00:54:44 self-defense case happened.
00:54:47 Really?
00:54:49 That's where I famously went to buy beer
00:54:52 and the goddamn doors were locked.
00:54:59 As the first time I, I encountered
00:55:03 chains and padlocks on cooler doors,
00:55:07 and it pissed me off.
00:55:10 It's not listed as, What is where is it?
00:55:13 Kenosha.
00:55:14 I think it's in Wisconsin, but it might be across the border.
00:55:18 Oh, is it Kenosha, Illinois?
00:55:21 I mean, no, it's Wisconsin, it is Wisconsin.
00:55:23 It says we crossed into Wisconsin.
00:55:27 We decided we would get, you know, grab a six pack,
00:55:31 go to hotel, stay there the night and then finish our our drive.
00:55:35 I think we were going to Milwaukee. I
00:55:39 think that was our famous trip to Milwaukee.
00:55:43 We went on a,
00:55:44 a brewing, Miller Brewing Company tour.
00:55:47 Oh, my goodness, did I get sloshed?
00:55:50 Why? Jesus, Pete, I mean, like,
00:55:53 you can have a sample of anything you want
00:55:55 as many times as you wish.
00:55:58 I'd like to sample this.
00:56:00 That I've had six temples of already.
00:56:02 Please sample, ladies.
00:56:04 And is it free or. There's an entry fee?
00:56:08 Are those the only two options?
00:56:10 No. You can choose to fill in the blank.
00:56:13 There was, oh.
00:56:15 You paid for the tour,
00:56:17 so there was an entry fee.
00:56:19 This is like a tasting.
00:56:21 Tasting?
00:56:21 Yeah, yeah, it was at the end of the tour, so we didn't fall down
00:56:25 drunk in the middle of the tour, but just before they threw us out the door,
00:56:30 they got us blitzed.
00:56:32 So then once I was blotto,
00:56:36 then we had tickets to the baseball game.
00:56:38 The Tigers were in town.
00:56:40 And so that's what we were in town for.
00:56:43 To see the Brewers play.
00:56:45 The Tigers. And,
00:56:50 I was annihilated.
00:56:52 I don't remember the game.
00:56:55 Who won?
00:56:58 I did
00:57:00 nice.
00:57:01 I was the big winner.
00:57:02 I've been backstage the entire,
00:57:06 That was drunk.
00:57:09 You almost look like Obi-Wan Kenobi.
00:57:12 I am just like Obi-Wan from Star Trek.
00:57:15 Yeah. Yes.
00:57:17 That's the best. That ties it all together.
00:57:20 Yeah. Like, yeah.
00:57:22 Oh, yeah.
00:57:24 It was weird you were talking about during your monologue.
00:57:28 The happy
00:57:30 28th week in a row.
00:57:31 It the hippie commune.
00:57:34 Then you act like you weren't.
00:57:35 You weren't a part of.
00:57:36 Meanwhile, you were, like, very much a part of.
00:57:40 No, I didn't
00:57:42 that people like me was like, oh, my God, these crazy people, they mean while
00:57:46 they were your best of them every day, you did the exact same things they did.
00:57:50 No less.
00:57:51 Yes or no? Yes, yes.
00:57:56 I showed up for my shift.
00:57:58 I left at the end of it.
00:57:59 They lived there in once
00:58:03 and they were filthy and they didn't have to.
00:58:07 They didn't have Jerry.
00:58:08 There was intense.
00:58:10 I would just hang in there.
00:58:12 You hung out.
00:58:15 I would park in a Volkswagen
00:58:17 bus with flowers all over it.
00:58:20 The signs.
00:58:22 And, it was just.
00:58:24 It was eye opening. No.
00:58:29 No. I talk, I oh, what about the joggers?
00:58:32 Don't you feel like. How did you rocket?
00:58:34 How was it? I don't know, maybe you were one of the losers to that.
00:58:36 Listen, I don't I don't understand, I do this.
00:58:39 I was a little bit of a couldn't afford anything better than a drug house.
00:58:43 But you wake up, you were like, oh, I wasn't about that.
00:58:47 Meanwhile, yes, you work as you lived in a drug house.
00:58:50 I didn't know who it was.
00:58:52 You didn't really know that was what was up until like a year and a half.
00:58:57 So what he's saying is, it's what you did.
00:59:00 It's not his dad.
00:59:01 Oh, yes.
00:59:02 What's it called for? An Amish person?
00:59:05 An Amish boy leaves for a few months to get,
00:59:10 From what?
00:59:13 Russia.
00:59:14 God damn it. Lots.
00:59:16 Rosh Hashanah?
00:59:17 No. It's it's, it's pronounced Chrysanthemum.
00:59:22 The anthem.
00:59:23 Okay. Yeah.
00:59:24 Poinsettia has ants.
00:59:27 You have you.
00:59:28 There they go on.
00:59:28 There they go on their Rochelle vote.
00:59:32 No, it's called a shaman.
00:59:35 Right.
00:59:35 What is on it? Off Crispr.
00:59:39 Oh, no.
00:59:40 No, we're not back here again.
00:59:41 I, we.
00:59:44 Are we have our first official guest.
00:59:46 Maynard ville. Tennessee.
00:59:48 Maynard ville.
00:59:49 Wait, are we playing right?
00:59:52 Are we officially playing the role?
00:59:53 Shambo Rochelle or Rochelle going for it.
00:59:58 Row, row.
01:00:01 It doesn't go right.
01:00:02 Oh, yeah. Oh.
01:00:05 Ramen noodles on
01:00:08 Rastafarian shrimp.
01:00:10 I'm an Indian,
01:00:13 right?
01:00:14 Shit on your damn,
01:00:18 actually,
01:00:19 there was a phrase that, Brady busted out last week
01:00:23 that I should have said something about, it was a Bugs
01:00:26 Bunny for the.
01:00:31 Okay,
01:00:32 please put in the comments if you know when, a little boy runs away.
01:00:35 To what?
01:00:37 Howard, what are you guys talking? No.
01:00:38 They get an opportunity to just live and read normal life.
01:00:41 And if they like, like it, they stay.
01:00:43 If they don't, they go back and damn it, they go back.
01:00:45 Rama. Rama.
01:00:48 Another us versus them.
01:00:49 Fun fact though, they don't actually go away.
01:00:52 They literally no no no they don't.
01:00:55 They literally just have the freedom.
01:00:56 They still most of them still bring Springer runs.
01:00:59 Yeah. Yes.
01:01:01 Like I'm trying to remember right.
01:01:07 Yeah.
01:01:07 They they just go out.
01:01:08 They basically just go out for the weekend.
01:01:10 If you look that up, it's not really that major.
01:01:14 Yeah.
01:01:14 But they don't come back until the weekends up either.
01:01:17 So for me when I, when I heard it I thought they like turned
01:01:20 16 and went away for two years.
01:01:24 I think they're doing like a, like a,
01:01:26 a backwards fucking yeah.
01:01:29 Whatever you call that. The Mormons do.
01:01:32 I thought they were like a spiritual quest for the world.
01:01:35 Something that we need to figure out. What? That what that is.
01:01:38 What do they call the Mormon thing? Where are they going?
01:01:39 Rome. Springer.
01:01:41 Devote their time for, like, two years to, like, oh.
01:01:44 Oh, you're talking about believe in crusades.
01:01:47 I think it was. Oh, right. Right. They have to go.
01:01:50 Well, if you think about it, if if they if what they're proposing is true
01:01:54 and you are sentenced to hell
01:01:57 if if you don't save your soul, wouldn't
01:02:00 you make it a first priority to save as many souls as you could?
01:02:06 Or you would you
01:02:09 would you particularly go to third world countries
01:02:12 to find people to convince that this is something?
01:02:15 Or would you just go to the most local areas that you could go?
01:02:18 Yeah, I would just I would starve around here.
01:02:23 But but I have no reason to believe
01:02:27 there is eternal torment waiting for anybody.
01:02:30 You have one reason to believe the same reason everyone has.
01:02:33 It's called faith.
01:02:36 That's not a reason to believe.
01:02:38 It's not.
01:02:38 It's not reasonable, but it is a reason to believe.
01:02:42 It's,
01:02:43 there's like there's literally songs believing without reason.
01:02:48 You got to have something to believe in.
01:02:51 Don't you think these religions
01:02:54 might be one of the biggest problems that we're facing?
01:02:57 What saved what faith based religion?
01:03:01 Faith.
01:03:02 I thought you said Safeway grocery store.
01:03:04 Safeway grocer.
01:03:05 Maybe the worst thing.
01:03:07 Hitler was the greatest.
01:03:11 The greatest banana bread maker ever.
01:03:14 Yeah.
01:03:15 Yes. Hitler. Yeah.
01:03:17 Potato salad to bread was his forte.
01:03:20 But there's also people that not will not eat it because of the stigma
01:03:25 of being attached to their like what else was in that oven?
01:03:31 Right.
01:03:32 How do you eat?
01:03:34 Me? I'm getting.
01:03:35 That's why it tastes so good.
01:03:37 Oh, man.
01:03:38 Dude. Oh.
01:03:41 Researchers discovered
01:03:42 dozens of stone towers rising from the jungle floor.
01:03:46 Some stacked look like pieces, others aligned in perfect
01:03:50 geometric patterns that the earth is trying to get.
01:03:54 All that is.
01:03:54 Yet no tools, no carvings, and no human structures were found nearby.
01:03:59 Researchers discovered dozens of like this.
01:04:03 So there is one thing that I do when I'm done with the job.
01:04:06 What I do is I throw my fucking tools in a pile and I just leave.
01:04:09 You fucking idiot.
01:04:12 Who would?
01:04:13 Why? Why? There's no tools.
01:04:14 There's not one tool left behind.
01:04:16 No, because the masons are.
01:04:20 Whoever.
01:04:21 I took them, I think.
01:04:23 Yeah, I think the concept there is like since all the people have gone,
01:04:26 you know, this, like they just disappeared one day. Where did they.
01:04:28 They should have left to be, have drinking glasses of water sitting around and.
01:04:33 Right.
01:04:34 Where are their bones? Yeah.
01:04:36 I take them all disappeared.
01:04:39 The bacteria.
01:04:40 Somebody else happened, found their shit and took it.
01:04:43 It's trying to eat the stone till you can see it.
01:04:45 It's covering the stone.
01:04:46 It's literally slowly eating the things that I do, I
01:04:49 that ideology is meant for like, oh, they took it with you
01:04:52 then as if they, you know, went back to the stars
01:04:55 and took all their shit as if they wouldn't have zeros.
01:04:57 Now we only have one digging, scoop digging, fucking.
01:05:02 Everybody has to share.
01:05:03 We can't. Yeah, we have to bring it back.
01:05:05 We need to bring it.
01:05:06 We need it over here. A different.
01:05:08 When you're done with it, pack it up.
01:05:11 It seems reasonable for
01:05:14 jungle floor.
01:05:15 Some stacked with impossible precision blowing,
01:05:18 impossible precision.
01:05:21 Yeah.
01:05:21 Why did you why why why are these two words tied together?
01:05:26 Precision is not impossible. It is.
01:05:28 But I think their era for their era,
01:05:32 from what we know.
01:05:32 I mean, because they were claims to have had
01:05:36 because the laser level has been taken away in the, in the
01:05:39 in the creators of this not of the world, the creators pocket.
01:05:44 Yeah.
01:05:47 Those are one of the tools
01:05:47 that they would like to have been left behind, which would make more sense.
01:05:51 Is it possible that we reached
01:05:53 a technological advancement far beyond what we are now.
01:05:57 And we just put it like eventually we're going to get to a point saying, hey,
01:06:00 all this metal and rocks and shit is just too cumbersome,
01:06:03 and we're going to figure out a way to make it just in our brains.
01:06:05 And then when the people are gone, everything connected to them
01:06:09 would end.
01:06:09 And so then we come along.
01:06:11 We come along, they look like a little backwards wood, you know, tribe
01:06:15 that doesn't know anything, but they literally know everything.
01:06:17 They've already been through it all.
01:06:18 And then we kill them with some disease and our blankets.
01:06:21 Yeah. It's giving, by the way.
01:06:23 Yeah. That wasn't us versus them kind of.
01:06:26 We also ran the buffalo off of cliffs
01:06:28 so that they would starve to death.
01:06:32 Wait, what about the Native Americans?
01:06:35 We gave a breakdown infected with smallpox, and then they,
01:06:40 they they, ran
01:06:42 the herds of buffalo off cliffs
01:06:46 and heard that.
01:06:47 Are you going are you turning into that type of shit, too?
01:06:50 Did you guys watch the Thanksgiving stuff and get this, like, weird, like,
01:06:53 I don't know, forcing,
01:06:57 just complete
01:06:58 just so Native American worship and,
01:07:01 like, you know.
01:07:02 But the fact is, Thanksgiving used to be like celebrations
01:07:07 of massacres or victories.
01:07:11 I mean, you know, potato, tomato.
01:07:14 Okay, well, do you celebrate the Nazis?
01:07:18 Yes, I do, I love their banana.
01:07:20 That's another example of nationalism, tribalism.
01:07:23 When you when you say celebrate, can we please
01:07:27 can we please split their actions into separate actions
01:07:31 and treat them on separate lights
01:07:32 instead of lumping everything together in some generalized hate that us or them?
01:07:37 Sorry about the pilgrims
01:07:39 who fill in the blank insert enemy here.
01:07:42 We were the bad guy.
01:07:43 That's why I was getting to I know everyone the point now.
01:07:47 What do you mean the bad guys are with you bad guys?
01:07:49 And who are we? I'm going to come.
01:07:52 We're.
01:07:52 When we're not saying we're the bad guys, we're saying we are the.
01:07:55 My family was not here then.
01:07:57 And when you take out a murderous regime that are killing other tribes,
01:08:02 I don't know. I think you're the good guy.
01:08:05 When you bring prosperity to a land
01:08:07 that was unconquered and you transform it as to the.
01:08:11 It's a most powerful country in the world.
01:08:13 I think you succeeded. I think you won.
01:08:16 Okay, Steven Cook and Steven Crowder keep going because.
01:08:21 Oh, because America exists.
01:08:22 All these other third world
01:08:23 countries have a lot better chance of getting resources,
01:08:26 that they would never have prior to
01:08:30 like. That's good.
01:08:31 Like such as, like so like vaccines.
01:08:36 Oh, no, I mean vaccines.
01:08:38 Sure. Yeah. These are.
01:08:39 Oh. Hold on.
01:08:41 Fuck, yeah. Whoa.
01:08:44 I could have turned that off. I saw it coming.
01:08:45 I felt it coming. That was awesome.
01:08:47 That was awesome. I'm going to come.
01:08:50 Kenosha is not a dry municipality, by the way.
01:08:53 Come on, then, why couldn't I get any booze?
01:08:58 The store was closed.
01:09:00 I was standing inside the store.
01:09:02 The clerk was waiting for me to make my selection.
01:09:12 It was Kenosha County.
01:09:13 I'm telling you.
01:09:15 Or municipality, I guess.
01:09:20 I was in Kenosha, Wisconsin. It may have.
01:09:22 The laws may have changed since then.
01:09:23 It was like, seriously, 20 years ago.
01:09:26 I haven't done it here.
01:09:27 Is locked up in Wisconsin in between p m and 6 a.m..
01:09:32 That is exactly what I ran into.
01:09:34 Okay.
01:09:36 Okay, so it's not just Kenosha.
01:09:39 I don't I mean, I just I get it, I,
01:09:43 I was at a place one time long.
01:09:45 Does that make a little child in the vending machine just opened up
01:09:50 and I was told I was told by my peers that that meant
01:09:56 that not
01:09:56 only was it fair game, but we were to take it
01:10:00 because they broke the whatever the rule, they broke
01:10:03 the the the rule that it's supposed to be locked up
01:10:06 and that that concern me even as a child.
01:10:10 Don't get me wrong, we were
01:10:12 we were very slick to we didn't just like, are, you know, like kids,
01:10:15 we very carefully took what we wanted and very carefully closed it again
01:10:20 until we left and did that for months. Wow.
01:10:25 I'm sorry, I apologize, I repent.
01:10:27 Please forgive me.
01:10:29 If I leave it.
01:10:32 I wasn't talking to you.
01:10:33 Oh, who were right, I was wrong.
01:10:35 I apologize,
01:10:38 I was talking to you.
01:10:39 Okay, then.
01:10:41 I'm sorry, I need human,
01:10:45 not justice.
01:10:46 What is it called when somebody forgives you?
01:10:49 Forgiveness?
01:10:50 Yeah. Forgiveness.
01:10:51 That is what it's called. Whoa! What the fuck?
01:10:55 Who do you think you are?
01:10:56 Just coming. So now you can come backstage.
01:10:59 You're not able to do it on your phone, but you are here.
01:11:01 No, I can't, I can't.
01:11:02 No, it was not letting me know.
01:11:05 No, I was there the whole time and I want to tried but I didn't want.
01:11:08 And then like, are you in.
01:11:10 Let's play this waiting for you. Wow, wow.
01:11:12 I thought you were gonna, like, nostalgic.
01:11:13 You're like, hey,
01:11:14 I remember when the show used to start with just us,
01:11:16 and then you would come on with a big, like, oh, right. Right.
01:11:19 When it start to die down.
01:11:20 Right. It's.
01:11:21 Yeah. Extra charge was burset.
01:11:24 Yeah, yeah. We said Maynard ville.
01:11:27 Oh, sorry. But then you didn't think right.
01:11:29 Did you also
01:11:31 want the theme music?
01:11:32 Yeah.
01:11:32 I'm not playing this. Oh, do you know what?
01:11:36 You know?
01:11:37 Where in the world is draw.
01:11:39 Yeah, well, I had my finger on that since started.
01:11:43 Like down in the room doing that.
01:11:46 Are you serious about it?
01:11:48 Is that explains who tells a story.
01:11:51 Gets a drop like that.
01:11:53 Clears up where he's been.
01:11:55 But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
01:12:00 Well, how in the world?
01:12:03 The jury heard Dr.
01:12:04 Drew. Yo, Jericho.
01:12:06 I just saw a weather report.
01:12:08 Holy shit.
01:12:10 Yeah, I'm not crazy.
01:12:12 Are we in for a treat?
01:12:15 I don't suck for you guys.
01:12:18 I just for all I can think about is their legs.
01:12:21 Anyway.
01:12:23 Oh. Oh, I, I gave you that weather report.
01:12:28 I'm not thinking about you.
01:12:30 Oh, yeah.
01:12:31 No, I sent you a weather report, but let's go.
01:12:34 We got to remember, I gave y'all
01:12:40 what I need to come
01:12:43 degrees, get it done.
01:12:45 An interesting.
01:12:48 Yeah. It works.
01:12:49 I tell you sometimes I my we're like, yeah.
01:12:52 You know it's long time married 30 years.
01:12:54 Throw this on I give my wife one of those
01:12:57 Gary shirts.
01:13:00 Yeah. Look.
01:13:01 Look up at that.
01:13:02 Look down at that. Look over at that. You know.
01:13:05 Yeah. Sometimes it gets it done.
01:13:07 Oh, yeah.
01:13:08 For the record, that entire, parody.
01:13:11 Yeah.
01:13:12 Pre-show parody is about cigarets, you fag.
01:13:16 Yeah.
01:13:17 That's what fagots are.
01:13:19 I don't even the reference to the but I do.
01:13:21 That's one of my best pieces ever.
01:13:24 I'm so proud of that.
01:13:28 Okay.
01:13:29 Good job, fags and butts they go together for.
01:13:33 Are you in Seattle, Washington?
01:13:36 Incorrect.
01:13:37 Marysville, Michigan.
01:13:39 No. Had.
01:13:47 How did you get there?
01:13:48 You get.
01:13:49 I drove here, obviously.
01:13:52 Why? What?
01:13:54 What am I supposed to walk?
01:13:56 Did you drive from your residence or did you drive from.
01:13:59 I mean, technically, yes.
01:14:00 Yes, technically, I did.
01:14:01 From an airport by residence?
01:14:03 From an Avis stop at the airport, you know, you see what I'm saying?
01:14:06 I didn't I didn't know what that was.
01:14:07 Your party was.
01:14:11 Does that not exist anymore?
01:14:13 I don't care
01:14:16 what is.
01:14:16 Oh, that's.
01:14:17 Oh, just do that.
01:14:19 It's.
01:14:22 What the fuck?
01:14:23 There we go. Cool Wi-Fi there.
01:14:26 I got another sandwich. Is it? Yeah.
01:14:28 So the other thing.
01:14:29 Well, while we're guessing.
01:14:30 Oh, do I have to.
01:14:32 Oh, it's a beep beep beep. 000 no no no no.
01:14:35 Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
01:14:40 That's a sandwich.
01:14:42 Look at that sandwich.
01:14:43 Freaking sandwich.
01:14:48 That's
01:14:49 it is.
01:14:51 Let's go ahead and season our burgers up.
01:14:54 Get our onions cut into this.
01:14:55 Get the bacon on the griddle and fry it up.
01:14:58 Remove it.
01:14:59 Get our onion just into that.
01:15:00 Thanks for the remove it part for formalization.
01:15:03 And get the pudding as one step right now we're going to do it.
01:15:07 I wouldn't have known
01:15:07 making too many steps I that onions right in there to hold it in place.
01:15:12 Add in bacon and cheese to those burgers and why that cheese melts.
01:15:15 We're going to make the sauce that's mayo hot sauce ketchup mustard
01:15:18 and that's a burger.
01:15:19 So let's take a look at the burger and its special sauce.
01:15:22 And it's time to assemble the dough.
01:15:26 It is messy I want that without the saw in our burgers up here.
01:15:31 Onions I want just to start
01:15:32 to bake to the start over because I want to watch it again.
01:15:35 Move it. Yeah.
01:15:35 Get our onion spots.
01:15:37 Oh. Take them off and.
01:15:39 Honey, wait.
01:15:39 Do you undo you salt your onions?
01:15:42 No. One salt, sir.
01:15:43 I mean, well, he just did, but no, he just salted no one except that guy.
01:15:47 Yeah. Liar.
01:15:49 I I'm going to try next time.
01:15:51 Caramelization and get the patties on the griddle.
01:15:54 Right now we're going to do a little I, I don't, I don't
01:15:58 I never cleaned up my, griddle, so I cannot do this.
01:16:01 She could make it.
01:16:02 No way am I putting this shit on my great of my grill
01:16:07 o'clock clogged.
01:16:09 Just. All right.
01:16:10 I could get one of those copper back right in there, too.
01:16:13 Yeah, for for the back to those burgers and why that cheese melts.
01:16:17 We're going to try and catch it.
01:16:18 This mayo so bad mustard and relish doesn't even cut it.
01:16:23 Cheeses.
01:16:23 I like the fucking Flying Dutchman.
01:16:26 And it's looking good.
01:16:27 That fucker's rare in the middle.
01:16:28 And it's time it was Davy Jones's shit.
01:16:32 Assemble!
01:16:35 Not a lot, I said.
01:16:37 Davy Jones.
01:16:40 A Taco Bell starting to do this, too.
01:16:42 Can we please stop putting the greasy cheese
01:16:44 on the outside of the fucking bread, please?
01:16:48 That defeats the whole purpose.
01:16:52 That's a sandwich
01:16:54 of a sandwich.
01:16:58 I don't mind getting a little messy.
01:17:01 Nice.
01:17:02 Do you guys like that burrito with the cheese on the outside?
01:17:06 You take that line and it just slides off.
01:17:09 You try to cram it back inside where it should be,
01:17:12 and then you regret spending the extra dollar for the,
01:17:14 what do they call it, the grilled cheese, double toasted something.
01:17:18 I honestly have not had one yet.
01:17:23 Obviously.
01:17:27 Draw.
01:17:28 Are you in Oklahoma?
01:17:34 That's quite a fucking far drive.
01:17:37 What was the question?
01:17:38 Sorry.
01:17:40 Are you gay?
01:17:41 I'm sorry, I was. Why are you gay?
01:17:43 Yeah. Yes.
01:17:46 Are you in a dry county?
01:17:49 I obviously got beer, and I'm drinking it.
01:17:53 Are you in a moist county?
01:17:55 But I don't even know.
01:17:58 Are you in a wet county?
01:18:00 I mean, technically, yeah, it's pretty wet in here.
01:18:03 Are you in Gatlinburg?
01:18:07 Now or is which Gatlinburg?
01:18:10 There's more than one.
01:18:11 Gatlinburg, Tennessee.
01:18:12 Oh, it's on the border, right.
01:18:13 There's a Tennessee and, Kentucky.
01:18:17 Oh, fuck if I know.
01:18:18 I like the.
01:18:19 Which one?
01:18:20 Tennessee? No. Kentucky. No.
01:18:23 Oh, no.
01:18:28 Buffalo, New York.
01:18:29 Oh, no. Oh.
01:18:36 Warren, Michigan.
01:18:37 Oh, right. Yes, buddy.
01:18:41 Look at that, dude. Look at the water.
01:18:42 That he's not in America.
01:18:44 He's more in Michigan.
01:18:46 I am not in Canada either.
01:18:48 You're in Mexico?
01:18:50 Yeah, it's a third world nation.
01:18:52 I was right,
01:18:54 Cambodia.
01:18:57 Oh, shit.
01:18:59 What?
01:19:00 I didn't do it. Come.
01:19:01 I'm not supposed to click on that.
01:19:03 We would have went back in time.
01:19:05 Oh, but you never.
01:19:08 I got that.
01:19:10 I did it right.
01:19:12 You just turned it over a sandwich. Let's finish.
01:19:14 Do you have a stroke?
01:19:16 Yeah.
01:19:16 I've had I've had a stroke
01:19:19 or two.
01:19:21 No, just just one.
01:19:23 No. Okay.
01:19:26 Good job.
01:19:29 I don't know why that last week, but I like that box.
01:19:32 Maybe I did play it as a sandwich.
01:19:36 I like sandwiches.
01:19:37 Oh, yeah.
01:19:39 It was this guy eating it.
01:19:43 The funny thing is, you can give that sandwich.
01:19:45 Like, I don't even know what's real anymore.
01:19:49 It's like he doesn't even get.
01:19:51 He does. He gets a little scraps.
01:19:53 What you just said is probably the biggest profound question and problem of
01:19:59 the near future, right?
01:20:01 I know it's not so bad. I don't know.
01:20:04 We're not.
01:20:05 I'm not even trying to I don't know, management.
01:20:07 No, I'm only trying to fool you.
01:20:12 I'm sure I don't know, I had a sandwich.
01:20:16 Here it is. You got a sandwich?
01:20:17 That's great.
01:20:18 I found it.
01:20:20 It's great to know.
01:20:22 Oh, that was two pickles for pizza.
01:20:24 But it's fine sitting there for, like, I'll try the cheesy pick, like.
01:20:28 But I'm making it a club sandwich.
01:20:30 I don't, otherwise I don't cheat.
01:20:33 Sorry. You did it.
01:20:35 If you remember, in a club sandwich,
01:20:37 you recall I put the club sandwich on my Mount Rushmore.
01:20:42 This is why you don't put anything that shaped that close to your mouth, man.
01:20:47 Because we will freeze. Frame it and.
01:20:50 It should be long enough.
01:20:52 I found some caramelized onion cheese.
01:20:54 I thought that would probably do.
01:20:56 Well, why is there onion in everything?
01:20:58 That means salt, pickles.
01:20:59 What? Onion?
01:21:00 Choosing it as bread.
01:21:01 This probably is going to be good.
01:21:03 I mean, this pickle trend is sweeping the entire.
01:21:06 No one has made a club sandwich.
01:21:08 Yeah, this is a no brainer.
01:21:10 You can really make a club sandwich with anything and it'll probably taste good
01:21:14 because who doesn't love chicken, bacon, mayonnaise and lettuce and tomatoes?
01:21:19 It's maybe one thing I must add is pickles have a lot of moisture.
01:21:23 So this is a man, a wet sandwich man, but a sloppy one.
01:21:29 Nailed it.
01:21:30 Yeah.
01:21:31 You're telling me substitute.
01:21:32 Do we have to here for the lettuce file?
01:21:35 I'll try the cheesy pickle hack, but make sure people package calling it.
01:21:42 Now, this time he's using his teeth.
01:21:45 You're so good looking.
01:21:50 That's our Seinfeld reference.
01:21:54 So did you, plug that?
01:21:57 Still frame the screenshot into I,
01:22:00 and it's making him suck on the pickle.
01:22:04 No, that not.
01:22:06 You know what you're doing.
01:22:08 No, that was supposed to happen.
01:22:10 I don't think I thought I just I just looked at it for the first time.
01:22:15 Oh. Okay.
01:22:19 Why did you.
01:22:20 Just trying to get.
01:22:20 I'm just trying to get, like, a shape, which is.
01:22:23 Did you mash up the last one I sent you?
01:22:26 The, Because we've got about a half hour left before the, the welfare anthem.
01:22:33 Real quick. The world.
01:22:36 I didn't start the welfare anthem.
01:22:38 I'll have to do it.
01:22:39 You want me to just play it or mash it up?
01:22:42 Mash up?
01:22:44 You got 38 minutes.
01:22:47 It should be all right.
01:22:48 Yeah. Oh, my Lord.
01:22:49 You hungry or you make your sandwich?
01:22:51 Or if a sandwich is. What is it?
01:22:53 Was your fix or fucked sandwiches?
01:22:55 Nope. Fuck.
01:22:57 That reminds me.
01:22:58 Is it, Billy Billy Bob Thornton
01:23:01 here in Landon.
01:23:04 There's a gentleman.
01:23:06 No man.
01:23:07 Oh, man, no man. Man.
01:23:11 Landon
01:23:13 Landman, man to man.
01:23:17 Will and my wife and myself sat there early.
01:23:23 Yeah, for about six hours yesterday. Wow.
01:23:26 I binged all of season one of lamb.
01:23:30 And yesterday
01:23:32 playing man Brandon Landman.
01:23:35 Batman.
01:23:38 What is he doing here?
01:23:40 Ray? Get a burger.
01:23:44 You ready for this?
01:23:46 No. Okay, then
01:23:49 then it's going to surprise you.
01:23:52 It's going to catch you off guard because you're not ready for the.
01:23:56 Let me know when you're ready.
01:23:58 Yeah.
01:23:58 Don't don't bother. He doesn't need to be ready.
01:24:01 This is gonna shock the crap out of draw.
01:24:04 Watch or some kind of electricity die of heart attack.
01:24:09 No, it's no sort of electricity.
01:24:12 It's nuclear fusion.
01:24:17 It's like a crunchwrap with bacon.
01:24:19 I like it, yeah.
01:24:28 Oopsie daisy.
01:24:30 Do we do a whole circle on glizzy?
01:24:34 No. Okay, I was wondering.
01:24:37 Now I know we are not doing a fresh language.
01:24:46 What does that mean?
01:24:48 Glizzy?
01:24:51 Or special?
01:24:53 Are we?
01:25:00 Good.
01:25:00 Are you in Nebraska?
01:25:03 Nope.
01:25:05 Hold on.
01:25:06 I'll ask you.
01:25:09 I can't help it.
01:25:10 I can't help it. Rap. Now it just comes out.
01:25:13 Yeah, I'm sure it does.
01:25:16 What was the.
01:25:17 Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
01:25:20 Do we know what that was?
01:25:23 No sandwich.
01:25:24 Do you know?
01:25:25 No. What did he just pour on it?
01:25:28 It looks like it's in a medicine pot.
01:25:30 Red sauce.
01:25:33 I love red sauce.
01:25:34 Red is my favorite flavor.
01:25:36 Red is not a flavor.
01:25:38 Okay.
01:25:39 Soda are, purple?
01:25:40 Purple drink is not grape soda.
01:25:43 Grape is my favorite color.
01:25:45 You see the subliminal juice messaging?
01:25:47 Do you see it?
01:25:49 No, I do not.
01:25:51 The is in the Star of David.
01:25:52 I know this cheese is the star of David, but I still don't see
01:25:56 the do message.
01:26:00 Isn't that way too big for that one?
01:26:04 No, no.
01:26:06 It's perfect. Okay.
01:26:09 As long as he slices it,
01:26:12 he's not doing it.
01:26:13 Oh that's nice.
01:26:14 And it burned his bone I oh he's slicing it.
01:26:19 It's too rare.
01:26:21 Holy shit. Is it too rare?
01:26:23 Look at me.
01:26:24 I'm good. That was. That was the ham. Wait.
01:26:27 I missed it when he put something inside.
01:26:30 Did you see him? Put something inside.
01:26:32 What's hard?
01:26:32 Where the sun don't go?
01:26:36 Yeah, that was the main point.
01:26:38 That was the whole thing about the build,
01:26:40 right, I get it. That was he. That's.
01:26:43 He piled the burger. I saw him push the burger on top of it.
01:26:45 What was it?
01:26:46 Just cheese and peppers or something.
01:26:49 What was the stuffing?
01:26:50 What's it stuffed with?
01:26:53 If it was me,
01:26:55 it'd be onions and mustard.
01:26:58 But it wasn't me.
01:27:02 But, he really like my nipples
01:27:05 through the shirt.
01:27:09 I all I can think about
01:27:10 now is that if they strike you down, you'll become more powerful than ever.
01:27:14 Oh, yeah.
01:27:20 Celebrity death Watch, nothing new.
01:27:22 No breaking news.
01:27:24 Draw.
01:27:24 Are you in?
01:27:27 No. In your.
01:27:31 Am I where
01:27:33 in the continental U.S.
01:27:36 are you? In? Indiana. Why wouldn't I be?
01:27:38 No. Not Indiana, there's no reason to say in twice.
01:27:42 Are you Indiana?
01:27:45 I get it, a DNA.
01:27:46 Yeah. Don't tell my girlfriend, though.
01:27:48 Okay.
01:27:49 You said you said no.
01:27:51 It's the right answer.
01:27:53 Let's go in.
01:27:54 No, I'm not in her.
01:27:56 Speaking of being in a woman, look at these cookies.
01:27:59 Oh, I love cookies.
01:28:01 The stray bullet struck her right in the stomach.
01:28:04 It pierced the skin, but starting to slow down as it entered her body.
01:28:08 Fat layer by layer.
01:28:10 The fat absorbed cookies.
01:28:12 The bullets energy. Yeah, like a cookie fat.
01:28:14 By the time it hit deeper tissue, the bullet has lost most of its force.
01:28:18 So coming to a stop before hitting any organs
01:28:21 and saving her life to save your life, order my cookies
01:28:25 so your stomach can get bigger and bigger, preventing death caused by the bullet.
01:28:30 Nice.
01:28:32 Brilliant.
01:28:42 Or better yet, give them one.
01:28:44 You love these cookies, and then you can stand behind them when they get shot.
01:28:47 And their fat will stop.
01:28:49 He'll definitely stop it before it gets to you.
01:28:56 Well, no,
01:28:57 I don't want to play this lady.
01:29:01 But I will.
01:29:04 Was it Gary's favorite,
01:29:08 politically or environmentally?
01:29:10 Personally, there's really no weight she's not talking about.
01:29:15 I thought it was the woman that talks about,
01:29:18 Atheism and how stupid people are that aren't
01:29:21 politically, environmentally, personally.
01:29:24 There's really no facet of your life
01:29:26 where you aren't completely and totally goddamn boned.
01:29:30 Like six Ways to Sunday.
01:29:31 And the reason we know
01:29:32 this is because of the data that we used, an advanced regression
01:29:37 model to find that you are either totally, entirely, or marginally fucked
01:29:43 and the other non
01:29:44 fucked scenario is statistically insignificant.
01:29:47 Ironically, the more you struggle against it, the more fucked you are.
01:29:50 Which is why our recommendation now is that you just bend over and take it.
01:29:54 But if I could offer one glimmer of hope, it's this.
01:29:58 Even though you and everyone you love are all thoroughly and utterly fisted,
01:30:02 it will all be over soon.
01:30:05 Politically.
01:30:07 Amen. No.
01:30:11 Gay men. Get.
01:30:20 Where it is you.
01:30:27 With a half hour to spare.
01:30:31 I don't get it.
01:30:32 Is it us?
01:30:33 It's like
01:30:35 it's a version of so much
01:30:38 like a fight with my wife.
01:30:40 It's not a period. It's a period piece.
01:30:43 It is a 5.5 hour blurb
01:30:47 is enough for the first one to this.
01:30:51 To take it away. But it does.
01:30:52 Yeah. You get your back to rhythms. Awesome.
01:30:54 I have a celebration.
01:30:56 Yeah, because it was stunning.
01:30:58 By the time I put in the gate to the Vegas, the
01:31:03 looking at the moon, bringing
01:31:06 people.
01:31:06 But the people.
01:31:11 It sounds a lot like phones, drugs and.
01:31:15 Rum punch and harmony.
01:31:17 To be a main part of your rap education?
01:31:22 I didn't think they were rap.
01:31:24 Are they?
01:31:25 Yeah.
01:31:26 None of them.
01:31:27 Play it.
01:31:29 Oh, I'm being of them. Play.
01:31:31 I'm being serious. I thought they were a band.
01:31:33 Yeah, they play the vocals.
01:31:36 Yeah, they play the vocal.
01:31:37 And that's not how that works.
01:31:39 Well, they can actually sing, so they play the microphone.
01:31:43 You can play the skinfood on this.
01:31:45 So like that and selling them down, making them
01:31:49 look at a person like when they lift it down.
01:31:53 What did he say so many months ago
01:31:56 about coming?
01:32:00 Down on the bus with his brother, taking a fist to the door
01:32:05 became the weed reference.
01:32:11 Gonna try
01:32:12 and get the look on your face here.
01:32:16 I missed all right.
01:32:20 Where's it?
01:32:21 There it is.
01:32:23 Oh, there it is.
01:32:32 Sure.
01:32:32 Are you in Pennsylvania?
01:32:36 No, no, I'm not
01:32:38 that.
01:32:44 Have you been there before on the show? Yes.
01:32:49 And and are you there now?
01:32:53 Yes. Where is that?
01:32:56 Yeah. Yeah.
01:32:57 Actually. Here.
01:32:58 Have I ever been here before? No.
01:33:00 Technically not, but I've been to this area in a general sense.
01:33:05 Okay.
01:33:06 Recently you're in Ohio.
01:33:08 You're from Columbus, Ohio? Yeah. No.
01:33:11 That's Cleveland.
01:33:12 No, no. Oh, do we have no gas?
01:33:16 Oh, you're so mad.
01:33:16 No, no.
01:33:20 Hey, we got, like 16.
01:33:21 We got 16 new subscribers in the last week or some shit.
01:33:25 Just burst it up.
01:33:27 Oh, I didn't want to click on that one.
01:33:30 Weird.
01:33:30 Oh, the the rumble. Right, right.
01:33:33 No, that was a twitch. Fucking.
01:33:36 She views that stream.
01:33:37 Baucom just remove the space and go.
01:33:39 You pay for a guys website and then it'll take you to a Fiverr website.
01:33:43 Paid for them.
01:33:45 Yeah, yeah yeah, we need help.
01:33:49 I did not pay for views or subscriptions.
01:33:53 Why not I41 of them is me.
01:33:56 One of them is me because I realized that I could subscribe
01:33:59 one of the channel and it counts as two.
01:34:02 So that's pretty cool.
01:34:03 So if you haven't subscribed to the Pinball channel, please do that
01:34:06 one of these days, honest to God, we're going to have,
01:34:09 pinball on Thursday.
01:34:12 Thank you.
01:34:12 Somebody will be there.
01:34:14 Honestly, I know I keep tuning in, but, you know, I don't know.
01:34:17 It's weird.
01:34:19 So I did,
01:34:20 I try to get 30 hours by the 30th because it was a little late,
01:34:23 but I thought maybe I'd squeeze it in to see what happened.
01:34:25 Yeah.
01:34:27 After we were at 12 hours, Rumble basically said enough.
01:34:30 You guys only need one hour.
01:34:34 So I think our our our show is that bad.
01:34:36 Like how you like, you can get one hour.
01:34:39 The requirement was 30 hours.
01:34:40 And so after like 12, they were like, dude,
01:34:42 you guys only need to give us one hour.
01:34:45 Yeah. That's plenty.
01:34:46 That was weird, isn't it?
01:34:47 That's like the opposite of what you think would happen.
01:34:50 No, no. Maybe read it.
01:34:52 They're going to pass.
01:34:53 Not 30.
01:34:54 But it was really 13.
01:34:58 I think that's fair.
01:34:59 That's
01:35:00 fair.
01:35:01 Rumble rolls I guess that's how the rumble roll.
01:35:07 That's our new in Arkansas.
01:35:13 No, I have one of these
01:35:14 helicopter helicopters.
01:35:19 Oh, no,
01:35:20 I haven't been getting the helicopter accidents on accident, man.
01:35:26 So apparently there is going to be a roll
01:35:29 out of Amazon delivery drones.
01:35:32 Coming out of the forest center in Hazel Park.
01:35:34 Yeah, up to 5 pounds.
01:35:36 And they will be delivered by a fleet of 12 drones within about 7.5
01:35:39 mile radius from this facility in Hazel Park.
01:35:43 So not much of a, delivery radius there.
01:35:46 Drones will be available to deliver, to parts of Detroit, Hamtramck,
01:35:49 Warren, Madison Heights, Oak Park in Ferndale.
01:35:54 Lauren Wilson, a drone operations manager,
01:35:56 Amazon, said at an event announcing the expansion to Hazel Tuckey.
01:36:01 I mean, park, yeah, we we we saw one of those being loaded.
01:36:06 And you think at first I was thinking what kind of it's
01:36:09 scary deliver little, little tiny fucking packages to dangle off the drone.
01:36:13 You know, I'm thinking a drone from the thing is the size of a shopping cart.
01:36:16 Dude.
01:36:18 Yeah.
01:36:18 No, I'm assuming they're the larger drones.
01:36:21 It's huge.
01:36:21 Well, no, it's not like a
01:36:24 it's not that big.
01:36:26 Well, you know what? I didn't see the actual plane.
01:36:27 I saw the I saw the container they were putting the package into.
01:36:31 Yeah. That's what it looks like.
01:36:32 It's like a shopping
01:36:33 that's like I,
01:36:34 it's hard to tell from that picture, but that's about as high as a shopping cart.
01:36:38 And as you say, the bottom of it, that's the bottom of it.
01:36:41 Right? It's like standing on its side.
01:36:43 Yeah. So they they push it.
01:36:45 That's a transit.
01:36:48 What was it?
01:36:48 Just drop the shit like on your side. What?
01:36:51 You're looking at it completely side.
01:36:52 Ring the bell.
01:36:55 No, I probably send you a order.
01:36:58 Oh, my normal delivery guy does.
01:37:00 Is it gonna come with as many dents in it as my normal delivery person does?
01:37:04 Great point.
01:37:04 Oh, like my my mom has a little chair and a little note on the door
01:37:09 that says, please don't take package the front door.
01:37:10 Please do not lean it against the garage.
01:37:12 Frisbee, please put it here.
01:37:14 You know, and we have this debate and argument.
01:37:17 I'm like, you know what?
01:37:17 You had me until the explaining explanation point at the end.
01:37:20 I'm like, people are going to throw your package just out of spite.
01:37:24 Your message is perfect.
01:37:25 Your details work, but you ruined it with the expert explanation points.
01:37:29 Doesn't are you know, you keep saying an explanation.
01:37:32 I just get annoyed. Exclamation point.
01:37:35 There you go.
01:37:36 That explains the point.
01:37:39 No. What was the package in this?
01:37:41 How are they?
01:37:42 Yeah, they're going to just have to dump it on your front lawn, right?
01:37:45 Yeah.
01:37:46 So they could just place it, but they'll drop it from ten feet in the
01:37:48 air just because they can,
01:37:50 and they'll go, oh, your package goes through worse at the facility.
01:37:53 And it's like, yeah, well, I don't get this. I don't see it.
01:37:55 You're like doing it on purpose just because I mean, you can frisbee it now.
01:38:00 They're not going to frisbee it.
01:38:01 I got people that they can just leave it on the stoop without stepping up the step.
01:38:04 They like to chuck it at,
01:38:05 like towards the door, and it's like, just fucking set it down.
01:38:08 Like, what do you need to throw it for?
01:38:10 Yeah, there's a fucking channel.
01:38:12 It shows all the abuse of packages.
01:38:17 And I like the guys I only care about.
01:38:19 I only care about the kids.
01:38:20 I don't care about those packages.
01:38:23 So that's her standing next to it.
01:38:26 She a,
01:38:27 it looks and she must be really small because that's making a I'm
01:38:30 telling you what, they she's probably slightly in front of it.
01:38:33 No, she's well, that would make it even larger.
01:38:36 It's probably completely superimposed.
01:38:38 She's not even near the fucking thing.
01:38:42 Looks like she's been taken out.
01:38:44 Maybe I. You know what? I'm fine with it.
01:38:46 Until one crashes their windshield on I-75.
01:38:51 And I get it.
01:38:51 People like this guys are more feet tall and way around 80 pounds.
01:38:56 And you know what I want to know is, even though it flies,
01:38:58 why does it have to park in the fucking right lane and brought block traffic?
01:39:01 Still, when it drops the package off, it doesn't need to do that.
01:39:04 It could land on my lawn, right?
01:39:06 That's a joke because everywhere I drive probably you to Amazon.
01:39:10 Fucking trucks.
01:39:11 Just think they can stop whenever you're stuck where in the drive?
01:39:14 I'm only going to be, you know,
01:39:16 I don't know, 15 to fucking 85 seconds 90s is what I should have said.
01:39:23 Yeah.
01:39:25 Wait, is that a that one looks like a grill.
01:39:27 What happens when,
01:39:30 You're right. Weber.
01:39:31 This is the Weber version.
01:39:33 What happens when one of these drones, like, hurt somebody?
01:39:36 That's what I just, Don't you watch the show and,
01:39:39 you know, you cooked it.
01:39:44 Yeah.
01:39:44 These
01:39:47 helicopter accidents on air.
01:39:49 Listen, I'm.
01:39:50 I'm not a smart person, but may I suggest that that drone somehow
01:39:54 mimic a plane instead of a helicopter?
01:39:57 So when they do lose power, they don't drop like a rock.
01:40:01 They could actually, possibly, maybe coast
01:40:04 or at least go out of the way of people.
01:40:06 Let's put some wings on these drones, even if they're not being used.
01:40:09 Right.
01:40:10 So, this is Roman piracy.
01:40:13 Junior.
01:40:14 And he was he was a 19 year old with a passion for high powered helicopters.
01:40:19 One day, while testing one of his model
01:40:20 aircrafts in a Brooklyn park with friends, something went horribly wrong.
01:40:24 Prestwick attempted an unusual maneuver but lost control the helicopter
01:40:27 as it spun towards him and struck his head at high speed,
01:40:30 causing deep cuts with the rotors and tearing off a large fragment.
01:40:34 His friends watched the scene in horror, and he was pronounced
01:40:38 dead shortly thereafter. So,
01:40:42 yeah.
01:40:43 Was it an accident? Was on the package. Drones.
01:40:45 I hope I get hurt by one,
01:40:46 but not not like terribly to where I could just sue and get a good payout.
01:40:49 Well, look at look at the design right off the bat.
01:40:52 There are safety.
01:40:54 I mean, it could obviously still land on you,
01:40:55 but it's not going to come at you and cut you like a regular.
01:40:59 It doesn't have a penis.
01:41:00 There's no penis on it to come at you.
01:41:03 You can't attach a penis to it.
01:41:06 Yeah, I mean, they should. What if they should have it?
01:41:07 You can get a penis delivered.
01:41:09 Yeah. Go ball games.
01:41:11 Can you buy those off Amazon?
01:41:14 That's the one in the middle. Yeah.
01:41:16 I'm curious is the one in the middle a boat.
01:41:18 Is that for water. The one in the middle down there.
01:41:22 I don't know I, I lost what screen I was on.
01:41:26 I think it's just like a just get out of here.
01:41:27 You like?
01:41:28 I think it's just a display stand.
01:41:32 Oh. In Louisiana?
01:41:34 No, it's in the air.
01:41:35 Wait, it's in the air.
01:41:35 If you scroll down here,
01:41:37 that boat thing is supposed to make it look like it's floating in the air.
01:41:41 Scroll down and to the right.
01:41:43 There's a it's flying back.
01:41:45 It's a blessing right there.
01:41:46 You want where? Here. Well, there's three of them. It's there.
01:41:49 It's all the blue one here.
01:41:52 So good looking. I'm not gay.
01:41:55 Here's an idea. You Google it, find the picture.
01:41:57 You want me to show it or you want to show, and then you show it.
01:42:00 It's right there.
01:42:01 Because why would I do that?
01:42:03 Or segment is done.
01:42:06 Helicopter.
01:42:07 Helicopter.
01:42:08 There are people in the helicopter,
01:42:12 but it's open.
01:42:15 Are you in Oklahoma where the wind blows seeping through the wall?
01:42:19 No, thank.
01:42:22 Wow. Was only in a few states.
01:42:24 Are you in Texas?
01:42:26 Texas? Yeah.
01:42:27 You could drive to Texas. I drove to Florida.
01:42:30 Am I in Texas? No, not in Texas.
01:42:32 Obi-Wan Kenobi under his belt and then drove
01:42:35 straight prime rental car to the hotel.
01:42:40 Looks like a robe.
01:42:41 Oh, my Lord, what happened to you?
01:42:45 Next, Harold? Duck.
01:42:46 Oh, sorry. I got a shot here.
01:42:48 I just need to prepare you for flying frisbees when you adventure to a disc.
01:42:53 What force in Finland?
01:42:56 What can you do?
01:42:59 You want a guess? We'll fly to Rome.
01:43:01 You kidding me? What's just six nights day?
01:43:03 And I'm right at Villa Curtis.
01:43:05 I'm traveling here. Let me.com.
01:43:08 Because most people do.
01:43:10 They do golf where you'll relax in nature and catch a few of the northern lights
01:43:14 from your.
01:43:14 I'm a little worried though. Why are all the disc neon orange?
01:43:17 We've also added a disc golf experience
01:43:20 because of the snow here, I shock you.
01:43:23 I just need to prepare.
01:43:25 Yes, Frisbee, you have to pronounce it that way.
01:43:27 Otherwise people just.
01:43:29 They don't hear golf course in Finland.
01:43:33 You know how many people I randomly talk to?
01:43:35 You guys just go at a robot. Six.
01:43:41 Golf.
01:43:43 Oh, it's.
01:43:44 You know, you're winning those getaway.
01:43:46 You're relaxing.
01:43:47 You're like, who do you smoke at? Shiva.
01:43:50 That's what I say. The next thing I say, sauna.
01:43:53 Yeah.
01:43:53 We've also added a disc golf experience.
01:43:57 Next. Hell, duck. Sorry.
01:43:59 I think this keeps playing over and over again.
01:44:01 Wait wait wait.
01:44:04 His name is Harold Duck.
01:44:05 I missed that in the beginning, but no, you just said duck.
01:44:10 Get down! Arrow! Duck!
01:44:13 People shooting.
01:44:16 Next!
01:44:16 Harold. Duck!
01:44:17 Sorry, I didn't mean to shock you. No.
01:44:20 Oh, he's going to make it because of the disc.
01:44:22 I thought he was making a joke.
01:44:24 No, he was a great joke.
01:44:26 He was saying duck like.
01:44:28 Watch out! As if he's never heard them before.
01:44:31 I don't think its name is narrow.
01:44:33 Gets it. I'd be great if it was.
01:44:36 He's trying to make a joke and it's like he's like, oh, I haven't known before.
01:44:39 Because like, this is likely that his name is Narrow Duck.
01:44:43 That is not the most likely.
01:44:48 Answer for that love.
01:44:49 It is currently because that's what the announcer called him.
01:44:53 No, see, that's that's the problem with your faith.
01:44:56 It'll bite you right in the fucking face.
01:44:58 And you're still like,
01:45:01 I can't think of a Star Wars quote.
01:45:02 Damn it.
01:45:04 I've got a bad feeling about this.
01:45:08 Next from Obi-Wan Kenobi.
01:45:09 Sorry.
01:45:09 I didn't mean to shock you. Oh,
01:45:14 hunt down and murdered and killed your father.
01:45:16 Oh, wait. We're on,
01:45:19 but I'm not allowed to say.
01:45:20 Are you going anywhere again?
01:45:24 No. Think we're going to act like that's spelled correctly?
01:45:27 I'm in no place.
01:45:29 I will say I did. I've been keeping track of the story.
01:45:31 They still don't have found this guy.
01:45:33 But I swear, if you were to switch Gary's top companies bottom coat around.
01:45:38 I don't know.
01:45:42 So I don't know.
01:45:42 There's some, but they're still looking for that guy.
01:45:45 The nine year old picture taker in this bathroom in Southfield.
01:45:50 Yeah.
01:45:51 Be careful. Apparently,
01:45:54 we're going to start getting phone calls.
01:45:56 Well, at 158, six three.
01:45:58 Ranch three looking for Gary.
01:46:00 They'll be like that, right? We saw the show,
01:46:02 and we'd like an interview with the guy with the white coat.
01:46:05 We understood. He tried to hide it with a black coat
01:46:07 this week, but we can see right through that.
01:46:10 Why has it got to be black?
01:46:12 I don't know, Gary Black.
01:46:14 It actually is black.
01:46:16 But look, the, the thing will light up any more.
01:46:19 Do we want to rifle through anything else while we're on YouTube?
01:46:21 Because I want to look at this chick's leg,
01:46:23 and I want to look at this other thing, and I want to look at that. Yeah, yeah.
01:46:25 Oh, wait, we have sports.
01:46:27 Let's do sports. Oh come on. The Lions lost.
01:46:30 Oh, Christians are winning this stand
01:46:34 atop the Eastern Conference.
01:46:37 The Lions lost.
01:46:39 Yeah! Oh, no.
01:46:41 We suck again.
01:46:45 Oh, sure.
01:46:46 Though, all three Thanksgiving Day games were upset.
01:46:51 Oh, so in this play, a little backstory here.
01:46:54 If anybody on this line, my my
01:46:56 my moist pointer isn't showing.
01:46:59 Yeah.
01:47:01 If anybody on the yellow team
01:47:03 moves it's a, it's a penalty.
01:47:06 And what you're going to want to look at over the, over the quarterback's helmet.
01:47:09 There's a guy in a green vest that that's the coach.
01:47:12 They're going to try and tell us that he's
01:47:13 going to call a timeout before the guy in yellow moves.
01:47:16 You decide from the left side.
01:47:20 There he is
01:47:20 right there talking about which one happened first.
01:47:23 Did the guy move.
01:47:24 Did the guy take a step back or did the guy make the time out motion?
01:47:28 Let's watch it again.
01:47:30 There he is right there.
01:47:31 He did not get it.
01:47:33 He did.
01:47:33 Not enough audible and then out of bounds.
01:47:36 Touchdown I agree with that call.
01:47:40 Oh okay.
01:47:41 Because what they didn't show is the the foot before that.
01:47:45 Oh okay.
01:47:47 So like he had possession I think they said he's got to get two feet in.
01:47:51 He got three.
01:47:52 He almost got three feet in is what I'm saying.
01:47:54 Oh that was out of bounds was the third foot.
01:47:57 But still. Yeah it could have been a shady call.
01:47:58 Let's just say it was a shady call. Fuck the refs. Right.
01:48:03 And we won by our we lost by one touchdown.
01:48:04 So they did. It did matter. It did count.
01:48:07 Yeah.
01:48:10 Are you in Albuquerque, New Mexico?
01:48:13 No, that's too too far to drive.
01:48:15 I'll be quirky.
01:48:17 What's the what's roster from the airport?
01:48:20 Pennsylvania.
01:48:21 Well, you drove from the airport?
01:48:24 Yeah, in a rental suite.
01:48:26 So you were trick. Wait.
01:48:27 I asked if you drove from your residence or if you drove from the airport.
01:48:31 From his residence to Detroit Metropolitan Airport.
01:48:35 And then he flew to.
01:48:37 I don't want to go over to the table and eat the food.
01:48:40 Yeah,
01:48:41 there was some kind of fucking rule that there was supposed to be mustard on it.
01:48:44 And I don't get paid, so you don't.
01:48:46 You're you don't you say.
01:48:49 And. Oh, shit.
01:48:51 Speaking of getting paid.
01:48:54 And I got somebody to go.
01:48:56 You gotta go blow somebody.
01:48:57 Oh, I shouldn't say that.
01:48:58 I didn't say you shouldn't say that on camera.
01:49:01 If he's. Well.
01:49:03 Hey, there.
01:49:04 Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
01:49:08 So it sounds like you people are watching.
01:49:12 How did it. Yeah, that's.
01:49:13 How did it. What?
01:49:17 Scary.
01:49:18 I don't even know what's real anymore,
01:49:20 I do. Oh.
01:49:22 Are you. Jesus?
01:49:24 Jesus.
01:49:24 Waikiki? No.
01:49:27 Okay, wait.
01:49:29 What are the, the red had to hit?
01:49:31 Why is there a was there
01:49:34 a plane involved in your conveyance?
01:49:38 I mean, there always is.
01:49:43 Please wait.
01:49:44 No, not spelled the same.
01:49:45 Oh, the most of the clothes I wear are not sourced locally.
01:49:50 The shoes were delivered.
01:49:52 Okay, good.
01:49:53 I drove by a drone from Amazon.
01:49:55 Buy a drone in.
01:49:56 No. Buy DSW from like crazy.
01:50:02 And put it in a drawer.
01:50:05 No, you got it wrong.
01:50:06 You're incorrect. You guys suck.
01:50:09 You guys all you're like, you.
01:50:11 You guys have a low IQ, much like this woman.
01:50:13 Oh, no.
01:50:15 We suck again.
01:50:19 You guys have a low IQ like this woman.
01:50:21 You guys hear about this one?
01:50:22 Kim Kardashian has a low
01:50:23 IQ scans to see how your brain health is really looking up.
01:50:28 Doctor. Amen.
01:50:29 Does these brain scan to see how your brain is really looking?
01:50:32 What it this maybe just. Yeah, I don't like that.
01:50:35 So what the holes me like is low.
01:50:39 Such an affront.
01:50:41 Maybe her hair says pull back.
01:50:42 So it's making sure thing with the frontal lobe.
01:50:46 They work now.
01:50:47 It would be harder to me.
01:50:48 Why is he talking like her?
01:50:51 That's just.
01:50:51 Can not accepting us could be slow.
01:50:55 You just code switching. He's code switching.
01:50:57 He sounds just like her
01:50:58 taking the boards in a couple of months and spending ten hours.
01:51:02 He should take away her medicine.
01:51:03 I gotta get on a plan to really to make it like that.
01:51:06 Because for some shit to do this summer, I've got to get out of plan
01:51:10 to figure this out. No. You're stupid.
01:51:12 You've always been stupid. You just.
01:51:14 You're just finally realizing it.
01:51:16 I just have to make a decision.
01:51:18 I always have to make a decision.
01:51:19 Test results on how dumb you are.
01:51:21 And you're still like,
01:51:21 I don't, I don't know, to put the close caps on the top, the bottom or the middle.
01:51:25 I think I would figure out exactly where to put it with her.
01:51:29 Yeah, yeah.
01:51:29 Oh, I must just hung up on it.
01:51:31 I was pushing I want to put it. I want to see the cleavage.
01:51:33 The only reason girl she's good at
01:51:37 it was clear to say hello.
01:51:40 This is Flag Rant live.
01:51:49 The check in fact, checking the check.
01:51:51 Check the tech fucking thing off of me.
01:51:56 Forgot I can't play the end of that on fucking YouTube.
01:51:59 Really?
01:52:00 I don't like good. No.
01:52:07 The trying to fuck it.
01:52:09 Yeah, if I was trying to fuck it, that's what I do.
01:52:16 It's such a good boy too.
01:52:17 He doesn't move until the owner tells him to look at that.
01:52:20 Good boy.
01:52:21 I get completely humiliated in a chicken suit, and he's still like, I'm not moving.
01:52:25 Yeah.
01:52:27 No, baby, this is. I
01:52:31 know that.
01:52:32 Yeah, yeah, there's no it's not.
01:52:35 Yeah, yeah, it is.
01:52:41 I'm sorry.
01:52:42 It is.
01:52:43 You know, they left a label it Facebook has to label it if you ask is it AI.
01:52:48 Is it AI.
01:52:49 Is it I see I asked it three times.
01:52:51 It has to tell me it's a cop or it goes to jail, right?
01:52:55 Yes. It's it's going to go to jail.
01:52:58 Any famous last YouTube words.
01:53:00 We're going to go over to rumble.com/fladge rants.
01:53:05 This website right here.
01:53:06 No I mean I could have some stuff that would be privy for you too,
01:53:11 but it's not really necessary for me to talk about it in the exclusive.
01:53:15 So the hour is we're going to fucking look at this over hot weather girl,
01:53:21 you know.
01:53:21 Yeah.
01:53:22 Well, cold weather and if everything works out, we're all going to grab each
01:53:28 disclaimer.
01:53:29 The unfiltered and crude calculation of garbage speech.
01:53:31 Cuban folks, listen up
01:53:32 before we dive deeper into the circus of coolness and uncensored banter,
01:53:34 here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of white humor.
01:53:37 Look, we're here for the time.
01:53:38 Not a different time, all right?
01:53:39 In this crazy world where snowflake.
01:53:42 We're just trying to spread some joined up something unto themselves.
01:53:44 So let's get over this algebra of our discourse, be it from guests
01:53:48 or any random eyebrow.
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01:53:56 All right,
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01:54:29 Article jabber cause why not parody and gibber our bread and butter folks
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01:54:37 We might not be the smartest people in the job,
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01:54:40 So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a zipper,
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01:55:02 And. Well, me.
01:55:08 Get him something, brother.
01:55:10 Let me tell you something, brother.
01:55:13 Oh, let me tell you something, brother.
01:55:15 You won the rumble. Give me your.
01:55:18 Oh, you ready to rumble?
01:55:20 Shut up!
01:55:20 Bitch!
01:55:26 What?
01:55:29 Are. And confuse these.
01:55:33 Yeah.
01:55:38 There's Japanese lettering on the.
01:55:41 It's the best wrestling I've ever seen.
01:55:42 That's Kenny Omega, I think
01:55:45 he's he's Asian too.
01:55:48 He wants to be Asian.
01:55:50 Oh, he's not
01:55:52 just talks like that.
01:55:54 He wants to be Asian. He talks like that.
01:55:56 He took a in there.
01:55:58 Yeah. Hello. Hello, hello, hello.
01:56:01 Hey, bro.
01:56:02 What's up? Amazing.
01:56:04 So amazing it is.
01:56:07 It's a really good show.
01:56:08 Thought it was real for a second.
01:56:12 It's funny.
01:56:14 Did you know that?
01:56:16 Honors hold hands when they sleep, they keep drifting apart.
01:56:21 Isn't that adorable?
01:56:23 They also rape babies.
01:56:27 Did you know that dolphins have names for each other?
01:56:31 Like specific noises that they call each other?
01:56:34 And isn't that adorable?
01:56:36 They also rip babies to death.
01:56:40 And look, I know we're all thinking the same thing here.
01:56:44 I don't think we are with us.
01:56:45 Baby seals wearing.
01:56:47 Oh, actually, yeah we are.
01:56:48 What do you drink?
01:56:49 Well, they had
01:56:52 we can blame animal nature on that kind of behavior.
01:56:56 Yes, but raising baby seals is pretty bad.
01:57:05 I think
01:57:06 if you rape and baby seals, you might be the baddest of these seals.
01:57:10 Kids, when they grow up.
01:57:11 I can already hear the jaw arguing.
01:57:13 Well, maybe there's too many fat baby seals and on the planet.
01:57:17 And the right thing to do is to rape them.
01:57:20 Don't you worry about the penguins, cause they mate for life and repose with time.
01:57:25 Oh man. But guess what?
01:57:27 The thoughtful.
01:57:29 They also kidnap other famous babies and then abandon them to die.
01:57:32 Oh, but they don't rape them.
01:57:33 Well, I think we need a palate cleanser,
01:57:37 something to enrich our guys.
01:57:40 So fun fact the all this live animal is a gay tortoise named Jonathan,
01:57:46 and some turtles can't breathe through their lights.
01:57:50 They breathe through their bites.
01:57:54 You do. You.
01:57:56 They will grow fat.
01:57:57 Yeah.
01:57:57 They smoke cigarets is what she's saying.
01:58:01 Oh, yeah.
01:58:02 Fagots.
01:58:02 Oh, I know a lot of people that breathe through their butts.
01:58:08 Dude, still breathe through your butt?
01:58:10 No, dude.
01:58:13 That's good.
01:58:14 That's good for your butt.
01:58:17 The the first step
01:58:20 is taking your head out of your butt,
01:58:23 okay?
01:58:23 And then taking the butt out of your head.
01:58:27 You can use that.
01:58:28 By the way, I just made that up on the spot.
01:58:30 Yeah, no one's going to use it. What's this?
01:58:33 I kind of ruined it because I started in the middle.
01:58:36 Oh, in the middle.
01:58:37 All of this metal.
01:58:38 I love this happy hump day, London.
01:58:40 I'm excited to be doing the midweek report with you.
01:58:43 As you can see, we have a little bit of everything today.
01:58:45 Some light cloud boom, some light cloud, some sort of weather.
01:58:50 The sun will be peeking through the clouds.
01:58:51 So I do enjoy this hump day and I'll see you in the morning. Oh,
01:58:55 happy hump day London!
01:58:57 I'm excited to be doing the mid
01:59:00 Happy Hump Day report with you.
01:59:02 As you can see, we have a little bit of everything
01:59:05 she she cannot have
01:59:08 each day.
01:59:09 I don't think she has that.
01:59:12 I don't think she's wearing any pants.
01:59:18 Or drawers as they're called.
01:59:20 Nice.
01:59:22 Are you in Upminster?
01:59:25 I don't even know what that is.
01:59:28 That's where she's.
01:59:30 Yes. Sorry.
01:59:31 You're London?
01:59:31 Sort of. Is London.
01:59:35 I am London.
01:59:37 Oh, London. Oh,
01:59:40 she's relatively attractive.
01:59:42 If it wasn't for.
01:59:45 Her, the weather lady.
01:59:47 Is she going to tell us how cold it's going to get
01:59:48 or how hot it's going to get it to be?
01:59:50 Doing the midweek report with you.
01:59:52 As you can see, we have a little bit of everything today some light cloud,
01:59:55 then some light and some gentle breeze, and the sun will build.
02:00:00 She's talking to you.
02:00:01 Obi Wan was there like saying there something or did strange man grab it
02:00:07 then I don't know.
02:00:09 Let's look at it again and check. Yeah.
02:00:11 Why do you wear that? I don't see anything.
02:00:13 I see a hand.
02:00:15 Shut up! Dad!
02:00:18 Why would you wear that?
02:00:19 I can think of two reasons.
02:00:21 You. I'm just saying you're wearing the right cloud.
02:00:24 Boom.
02:00:25 Some like cloud, some gentle breeze, and the sun will be peeking
02:00:29 through the clouds.
02:00:29 So I do hope you enjoy.
02:00:31 Well, she said, peeking.
02:00:33 The moon peeking.
02:00:35 See? She like she walked right up to that joke and let you.
02:00:38 I don't know how you do it.
02:00:40 Oh, the whole thing memorized.
02:00:44 I got them, but the whole thing.
02:00:46 I have to tell you, I don't have a memorized for later.
02:00:50 Oh, yeah.
02:00:52 Oh, yeah. Sorry. Grab something
02:00:55 and do this one.
02:00:56 Was I.
02:00:57 This is what we were I flat thing.
02:01:01 We have people walking among us
02:01:03 who in their own mind are certain the earth is flat.
02:01:06 There's evidence of two things.
02:01:07 One, that we live in a country that protects free speech.
02:01:10 We live in a country with a failed educational system.
02:01:12 The fact that grown adults are thinking and feeling this way about what
02:01:16 is true in the world, that tells me that in the educational pipeline, young
02:01:20 people are not learning what science is, how and why it works.
02:01:23 How do you go from a data to information to knowledge to wisdom?
02:01:29 We have to go walking on the college system.
02:01:33 What shirtless joke.
02:01:35 Why are you talking about Joe Rogan?
02:01:37 That was Joe Rogan.
02:01:38 Joe Rogan would say, well, Ryan want you to give them a fuck you clue.
02:01:44 I'm sorry.
02:01:44 You want you to give us a clean fuck.
02:01:47 I told you earlier when you were playing that fucking thing with the blue
02:01:50 all over, that I was in the dark blue area.
02:01:52 No one was listening.
02:01:54 It was all dark blue.
02:01:56 The north was dark blue. The south was dry.
02:01:59 No it wasn't.
02:02:01 So you're in north west?
02:02:04 No. Definitely not.
02:02:05 You're back in Denver.
02:02:07 I was trying to find a place you could drive through two for me.
02:02:09 I was never in Denver.
02:02:11 Oh, if you're in Aspen,
02:02:15 Fox two has a dynamite weather girl Stephanie needs.
02:02:20 She's a smoke show.
02:02:22 I think she's the one that I always tell my wife.
02:02:24 If she's pregnant and I get in trouble for asking my wife if she's pregnant,
02:02:28 I want to see if it's her.
02:02:29 When she says when she says no, are you like, can she be?
02:02:34 Yeah. That's how we make her.
02:02:36 Oh, can we make her pregnant?
02:02:39 We're trying to see where's.
02:02:42 Oh wait.
02:02:43 No, that's not her.
02:02:46 Oh, wow.
02:02:47 Wow. Should we show her I'm be married?
02:02:50 I don't know why I said that out loud.
02:02:51 Why did I just say that out loud?
02:02:53 No, no, it's like you're making excuses.
02:02:56 That's a hot dog.
02:02:57 I can't zoom in.
02:02:59 I don't like her outfit.
02:03:01 I don't like her hair.
02:03:03 All right, well, I don't like your teeth.
02:03:07 I don't like her smile.
02:03:08 We know why Ryan is weird looking.
02:03:10 She's an alien.
02:03:12 Oh, one good thing there's no sound.
02:03:13 She's a fucking alien.
02:03:17 They're like a speck on my skin.
02:03:18 Or is there something between her teeth?
02:03:22 Okay, I like that.
02:03:23 Yeah.
02:03:26 I like that.
02:03:29 Wait, what's with her legs?
02:03:30 Go on. The one with the dog on the boat. Click on the dog on the boat.
02:03:33 What if she's just fucking, like, open it in.
02:03:36 Whatever the fuck you said to me.
02:03:39 Her legs look awful.
02:03:40 Toothpick. What's her name?
02:03:42 Laura, man. Danny.
02:03:44 Stephanie Meade,
02:03:46 she's a well-respected weather woman.
02:03:49 Oh, sorry.
02:03:50 I don't want to disrespect Ellen, even though she posted the picture.
02:03:52 Looks like she's about ready to jump off her and her little sticky legs.
02:03:57 Wait, what?
02:03:58 What does have to do with the weather?
02:04:01 She's base jumping. You.
02:04:04 I don't think she is.
02:04:05 I think it's probably just. What else would she be doing?
02:04:07 Probably has.
02:04:07 She has to hook up when she walks to the edge.
02:04:10 Oh maybe she's.
02:04:12 Yeah.
02:04:12 Maybe they're are legalities where.
02:04:15 I don't know
02:04:16 if you're just calling 125863 ranch three.
02:04:20 Whoops. I don't know about that, gene.
02:04:22 Look, I'm not a fan of the gene. Yeah, I don't know.
02:04:24 I don't like the mom gene. Look, for some reason that's like.
02:04:27 Is that what it is? The kids. Yeah.
02:04:28 The kids don't understand. Like
02:04:32 it like to
02:04:33 those states, there were four genes that, I don't know what her name is.
02:04:37 When you're 13, in your genes, it's not.
02:04:39 That's not like a good look. You know, I
02:04:43 how old.
02:04:46 Any age that is,
02:04:47 you know, non-GMO child. Ask.
02:04:51 Yeah. Okay.
02:04:52 Can you wear mom jeans and not be a mom?
02:04:54 That's the problem, though. You can.
02:04:56 I think you just invented a new style.
02:04:59 Teen mom jeans.
02:05:01 Teen mom jeans?
02:05:02 Yeah, the old mom jeans.
02:05:04 Yeah.
02:05:06 Oh, well, we're just going to scroll through, creepily
02:05:07 scroll through pictures of her all day long or.
02:05:09 What are you doing here? Yeah.
02:05:10 I mean, if you want to take this, you know, you can maybe buy it
02:05:14 for 30s and finish up some.
02:05:18 Nothing at all. Yeah, we got nothing.
02:05:20 Get old Ben to money.
02:05:23 He's all
02:05:24 all present, all knowing and all wise.
02:05:28 Just can't handle money.
02:05:32 That's funny, but I wouldn't want to live
02:05:34 with the people that just got all their money for free.
02:05:38 Speaking of snap, I don't know why, right?
02:05:41 I don't know why.
02:05:42 What to say.
02:05:42 You know, most of that is so far fetched
02:05:46 that there would be, someone living in the sky keeping track of shit.
02:05:51 You know,
02:05:53 that's so, so, so, so rare.
02:05:55 You know, it sounds like, like something that a species would never do
02:05:58 or an intelligent anything would ever do, you know,
02:06:01 keep track of things and watch things and, you know, monitor
02:06:04 from an elevated whether that be actual elevated position.
02:06:09 See, we go into that. Yes. Yes we do that.
02:06:15 Actually on that crazy.
02:06:18 The zoo hypothesis says that we're
02:06:21 in that situation ourselves.
02:06:25 Or I mean, is it I'm not sure this is.
02:06:27 Or is it just God?
02:06:29 I mean, it's just God and religion.
02:06:32 Okay.
02:06:34 Don't me oh, I'm doing is
02:06:37 just taking what already is and giving it a funny name to make fun of it.
02:06:41 Round one.
02:06:44 No. That's fine.
02:06:45 I broke my, No, that's something we said for Rumble.
02:06:49 We're on Rumble. Go ahead.
02:06:50 And that's where that conversation ended.
02:06:53 That's weird.
02:06:54 And we never got back to it.
02:06:56 We'll get back to Harrisburg.
02:06:57 So below to.
02:07:06 Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady
02:07:09 and or Gary as above and so below.
02:07:13 Because these two blows Brady and Joshua were doing it our way.
02:07:19 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady and talk show.
02:07:24 It's Brady and draw.
02:07:26 It's their show now Brady draw.
02:07:32 So I see.
02:07:32 So they're in a freeze frame. Does that mean he's
02:07:35 technically not there.
02:07:37 He got up.
02:07:38 It's like an afterlife.
02:07:39 It's an image
02:07:40 we're gonna see a fraction of what I used to be, but he's still a part of us.
02:07:44 Somehow.
02:07:45 It's almost like.
02:07:46 So when he left, it's almost like with this beforehand.
02:07:50 So I'm, curious on how he felt.
02:07:53 It's not for this type of thing, but, I mean, this is essentially him.
02:07:56 Anyway, she and her husband created an AI generated video version of Pelkey
02:08:00 to play during his killer sentencing hearing earlier this month that read,
02:08:04 in a recreation of his own voice, a script that whales wrote
02:08:09 so that is not admissible in court.
02:08:12 So this is during the,
02:08:14 where you get to yell at the person who did the crime before they,
02:08:17 you know, get sentenced or right after
02:08:19 they get taken, right before they get taken away.
02:08:21 So these are, grief tech,
02:08:24 which is a series of, companies that are specializing
02:08:27 in AI griefing where they can just recreate your dead loved one.
02:08:31 And again, I think we
02:08:33 invented that
02:08:34 essentially back when Gary quit the show.
02:08:38 And sometimes I just wish it would stay that way.
02:08:39 But in this instance, they are using the grief tech,
02:08:44 which is what they're dubbing this type of phenomena.
02:08:47 They took an AI version of the man that this guy killed,
02:08:50 and now they're having it speak to.
02:08:53 They have to call it that, because exploitation was already taken.
02:08:56 Well, they also don't want to.
02:08:58 I was reading an article.
02:08:59 They also don't want to, make it any type of like mental health
02:09:03 association, because then it has to become technically a medicine
02:09:07 or a, and there's like issues that
02:09:11 ethics and stuff like that.
02:09:12 I think, I don't know, an end to the AI version
02:09:16 of Pelkey express forgiveness to should we need to slow down with the head
02:09:19 and resurrect the dead to Gabriel or Casitas.
02:09:23 To me,
02:09:25 it is
02:09:25 a shame we encountered each other that day in those circumstances.
02:09:28 Oh fuck off dude. I'm,
02:09:31 We probably cheat, right? I
02:09:34 it looks like Suzanne.
02:09:35 Watch this in five years and go, dude, what do we pay for this piece of shit?
02:09:39 You know how much better I is nowadays?
02:09:41 I believe in forgiveness. And then God, who forgives.
02:09:43 Oh, yeah.
02:09:43 We can do better than that. Dude, this is like Barry.
02:09:45 This is gay. Gay?
02:09:46 Oh, it a gift? Oh, man. Gary is way better.
02:09:50 Stop worrying about you. Is actually,
02:09:53 I once played with one of those.
02:09:54 You noticed his body has altars on your phone where you can make.
02:09:57 They didn't even attach it to a fucking moving picture.
02:10:00 They attach it to a fucking satellite image,
02:10:02 to what I would have looked like if I got the chance to grow old.
02:10:05 Scary,
02:10:07 No. It's creepy.
02:10:08 You look like that fucking piece written. It means me.
02:10:11 I think his sister.
02:10:12 I love that it. I thank you for that.
02:10:15 That's the wrong answer.
02:10:16 That's just creepy. As angry as you are.
02:10:18 Justifiably angry as the family is, we should.
02:10:21 Dude, this is wrong. We shouldn't stop this.
02:10:24 Justice is supposed to be blind and equal, not based on emotion.
02:10:28 I know that people that have lost loved
02:10:30 ones are going to be mad at me for saying that,
02:10:31 but we need to remove this stuff from fucking court, not add it.
02:10:37 And it's not fair.
02:10:38 I obviously they this is this is literally preying on people,
02:10:43 exploiting them for anything.
02:10:46 It is
02:10:47 I mean, I just they're allowed to sell the Monday
02:10:50 August stuff for the absurd.
02:10:54 It must be stopped.
02:10:55 Anybody who manipulates a still picture to make somebody else do something else
02:10:59 should go to jail. Dude,
02:11:01 it should be right now.
02:11:02 We need to stop it.
02:11:04 Whoa!
02:11:07 Because I made a stupid picture of you spitting popcorn.
02:11:09 And it was a perfect segue
02:11:12 for leaving top on the horizon
02:11:15 was just a blatant torture.
02:11:16 We don't give a fuck about you watching.
02:11:18 We just spit all over you. Basically. That's the message. Yeah.
02:11:21 The topic is you.
02:11:23 And then you brought this woman on,
02:11:26 is it?
02:11:26 You know, it's me.
02:11:27 They us, it's use us. You.
02:11:30 You say the both use
02:11:33 remember her.
02:11:35 I try not to
02:11:38 think in the end.
02:11:39 Why does she have a video of her now?
02:11:41 Because she's dead. She.
02:11:44 Oh, that's way too much.
02:11:47 I did not need to. I thought she was going to give us a lap dance.
02:11:52 You know what?
02:11:52 More. More power to you.
02:11:53 I noticed that,
02:11:57 When she landed.
02:12:01 Oh, come on now.
02:12:06 I'm going to try and get back to that.
02:12:09 All right.
02:12:12 It looks like Gary and I are looking right at her.
02:12:15 You looked away.
02:12:18 Like.
02:12:18 Yeah.
02:12:20 Oh, here's a good segway.
02:12:21 Let's just play this.
02:12:23 Oh, wait.
02:12:23 Back to you.
02:12:24 I'm sorry I interrupted your. I.
02:12:27 We saw this guy, this dude, this
02:12:30 I don't like.
02:12:30 I mean, dude, I mean, what do you think do you want people to interview took place
02:12:34 on what would have been Oliver's 25th birthday.
02:12:37 The conversation. What if.
02:12:38 What if you came back
02:12:39 and you saw yourself essentially talking, saying some bullshit?
02:12:42 That is the opposite of what you would say.
02:12:44 I love you, family. We did everything perfect.
02:12:46 I miss you, you miss me now, dude, I be bitching about every violence.
02:12:51 That'd be great.
02:12:51 Question.
02:12:52 I believe in a mix of stronger gun control laws, mental health support,
02:12:55 no unity containment.
02:12:57 We need to create safe spaces
02:12:58 for conversation and connections, making sure everyone feels seen and heard.
02:13:02 It's about building a culture of kindness and understanding.
02:13:05 What do you think about that? I think that's a great idea.
02:13:07 Walking a walk, I want to know what your favorite basketball team is.
02:13:12 I'd probably go with the Miami Heat.
02:13:13 They have such a passionate fan base and an exciting playing style.
02:13:17 How about you? Do you have a favorite basketball player?
02:13:19 It's just sounds like I like it.
02:13:20 Yeah, I definitely like LeBron James is amazing.
02:13:25 LeBron our coach, which is great. Talking to.
02:13:27 So I'm just like a truly it's he's made such a huge impact in the game and beyond.
02:13:32 Definitely I'm sure you could convince us to start shooting on the ground
02:13:35 if you want to.
02:13:36 I'm going to share someone.
02:13:37 When my dad was on his deathbed, did you like I was trying to
02:13:41 think
02:13:42 of me love a good movie, one that really resonates with me
02:13:45 is remember, a dead person doesn't care about me over Miami Heat.
02:13:50 Somebody's dying.
02:13:50 Or that, you know, if he was shot.
02:13:52 I don't know how this guy died,
02:13:53 but he's looking for gun control, so I assume he was shot.
02:13:56 Yeah. I remember walking.
02:13:57 I remember walking into my dad on his on his deathbed and saying, hey,
02:14:01 something about the Red wing score and the look on his face
02:14:05 like, I don't give a fuck.
02:14:07 You know, we need to talk about other things.
02:14:10 It's just, it's irritating to hear this guy talk about the Miami Heat.
02:14:13 What's it like in heaven or hell?
02:14:15 That's what I would make him talk like.
02:14:17 He and the power of unity. It's cool.
02:14:19 What about going on like this?
02:14:20 Like on the air?
02:14:21 Or show wait for prompts?
02:14:23 Oh, I'm a big Star Wars fan for sure.
02:14:25 Obi-Wan just laughs. It's such an epic saga.
02:14:27 The adventures, the creepy is a song that iconic music.
02:14:30 I'm Jim Castle, thank you.
02:14:33 Oh it's God, it's weird that they turned it into pop culture.
02:14:36 So, did you know that there's a, six year old whopper on sale?
02:14:41 I ever buy that?
02:14:41 Buy one, get one free Whopper coupons you can use by December 7th.
02:14:45 If you do, you love me?
02:14:46 Upload this I video within the next 15 minutes of my dead fucking soul.
02:14:51 I mean, do they
02:14:51 pump it for that much information to know?
02:14:54 Really? Yoda.
02:14:55 What did he like, Star Wars or did this just happen to just be?
02:14:58 I promise, I just went, yeah, whatever. I'm cold.
02:15:00 If it's anything like my eye experience, he spent the last four days
02:15:03 interviewing it and he cherry picked four questions that sort of made sense.
02:15:09 Or they just programed himself with his dog
02:15:12 like, hey, I'm going to ask you something, and you're going to answer like this.
02:15:15 Yeah.
02:15:16 Doesn't look like him.
02:15:17 One thing they have like books, he has like his own books.
02:15:19 Or they could just be like his collection
02:15:20 of his own literature that he's had published.
02:15:22 But I have a picture to make.
02:15:24 No, I don't think like a deceased dog.
02:15:26 I think it's a girl.
02:15:27 Weird is that you have a picture of you.
02:15:29 It's a girl with. Oh. That's him.
02:15:31 I hope it's not him.
02:15:33 I don't
02:15:33 know, maybe it's a man in a, I don't know, game.
02:15:36 Game? I'm sorry.
02:15:38 Who became the hero?
02:15:39 He came from a very small planet.
02:15:42 Oliver's father, Manuel, sent an interview with a car stud at the AI models.
02:15:45 We didn't even get to play a game. We don't know where you are.
02:15:47 Knowledge based on this kid only wear snow hats, he said.
02:15:51 In his interview with Acosta, Oliver's father explained
02:15:54 that his mother was there at 1212.
02:15:57 Smash. Hey!
02:15:58 Oh, they must be behind.
02:15:59 Also mentioned that I.
02:16:01 I under smash the weather that really, I don't know do you want to snow
02:16:06 want anyone to think that I am
02:16:09 in in some way trying to bring my son back?
02:16:13 It's, sadly, I can't. Right.
02:16:16 You know, I wish they could.
02:16:18 Yeah.
02:16:18 However, the technology, we can use it
02:16:21 to bend and weaken the whims of law.
02:16:24 Hear his voice again, which is something that I can get a lot of money
02:16:27 from this company to our hardware product.
02:16:31 You see, like any other mother.
02:16:34 She loves to hear what he's saying.
02:16:36 I love you, mommy.
02:16:38 You know.
02:16:38 Oh my gosh. Oh, and that's good.
02:16:42 And on the other hand, we can just raise our voices and.
02:16:45 And now, Joaquin, it's going to start having.
02:16:48 I feel like I'm looking in somebody's window of their house.
02:16:51 I'm going to start having that I should stop.
02:16:54 You're just going to be able to operate with this kid chat bot,
02:16:57 and he's going to have no, like, actual.
02:17:01 Again, this is your afterlife.
02:17:04 This is the afterlife.
02:17:05 I disagree, this is.
02:17:10 This is after death.
02:17:11 If there's such a thing, this is your after death.
02:17:15 Postmortem.
02:17:16 You just give up.
02:17:17 I'll consent to anything like that.
02:17:19 No, no.
02:17:20 You can. So it's funny.
02:17:21 They made fun of, Princess Leia.
02:17:23 More Star Wars shit. What's her name?
02:17:25 Carrie Fisher.
02:17:27 They made.
02:17:27 They made fun of her because she was one of the pioneers that wanted her
02:17:31 likeness in perpetuity in the universe and shit.
02:17:33 And people were like, what is it going to matter after you're dead?
02:17:37 I don't know if this was back in the 70s, but it certainly wasn't like last year.
02:17:40 Like, you know, when I was I'm pretty sure it was her.
02:17:43 She had the foresight to protect her likeness and her after death.
02:17:49 Or she gave it to her family.
02:17:50 Ironclad. Still, people are going to abuse that.
02:17:52 I mean, I do.
02:17:58 I should have put that would have been a perfect time to pull up a fucking link.
02:18:01 But I don't have it ready.
02:18:04 It would be.
02:18:06 But, I like how, again, this guy's saying that his,
02:18:09 though it's going to have followers.
02:18:11 And what happens if it doesn't get followers?
02:18:13 Are you going to feel sad again?
02:18:15 I feel like this is we don't do it for the views.
02:18:18 This isn't like a grief thing.
02:18:20 This is like this is preventing you from grieving.
02:18:23 This is like a grief blocker.
02:18:29 It could be, I guess, but
02:18:32 I don't know.
02:18:32 Would you ever do that
02:18:33 by throwing a dead, dead person's photo and just to watch a movie again?
02:18:39 The closest person that I have to my immediate
02:18:41 family or life that I would care about would be my father,
02:18:44 and the only thing I would want to hear is like more words of wisdom.
02:18:47 I don't want to hear him just say fucking
02:18:50 I really, because I know he had no interest in the Red wing.
02:18:52 Like we would watch Red wing over the algorithm states.
02:18:55 Yeah.
02:18:55 And as soon as it started talking, I wouldn't feel good.
02:18:57 I would feel worse.
02:19:00 I don't know, I mean, I'm not I don't know.
02:19:03 Nope.
02:19:04 Because you can still talk with I if you're bored
02:19:07 and I can still think about my father if I'm mourning or longing
02:19:11 or whatever you call it, belonging to the wrong word.
02:19:13 I don't know, it may be weird.
02:19:16 It's going to be gross.
02:19:17 It's like, even if even weird, even it's a weird ideas.
02:19:21 And if it's a different, the voice is off.
02:19:23 Like, that's going to be weird because it's like imagining, like,
02:19:26 you know, your favorite cartoon
02:19:27 when you were a kid, and then they switch out
02:19:28 a voice actor at some point and you're like, wait, that's not don't like that.
02:19:31 That's you're right, but you're underselling it.
02:19:33 Weird is when I see you spit popcorn, gross is when I see
02:19:37 my grandma all painted up in the coffin and they try to.
02:19:40 I'm like, don't even make her.
02:19:43 It just if you've ever seen a dead body,
02:19:46 you know, after they make it up, I don't remember.
02:19:50 I don't remember the last person I saw, but yeah, I remember looking at it
02:19:53 when they were so made up they looked like a horror.
02:19:55 I mean, because they were covering blue, they weren't trying to make them look bad.
02:19:58 It was. But it wasn't a good makeup artist.
02:20:00 And the person, the woman who I knew never, ever wore makeup.
02:20:06 So it was just strange to see her looking like a clown is when I saw it.
02:20:10 But I would have never said that to my family members.
02:20:13 Yeah. It's weird.
02:20:14 It's like to me the eye is going to
02:20:16 the eye is going to look like a clown version of reality.
02:20:19 And that to me, that's insulting because it's something too close and precious.
02:20:22 You should not fuck with that.
02:20:25 Yeah, but.
02:20:25 But I'm just what you're saying.
02:20:26 I got fucked up too, though.
02:20:29 What? What am I saying?
02:20:30 I'm just saying whatever dress I love and make up it up.
02:20:34 And it looks like a hollow shell of a human being.
02:20:37 I hope they don't do that to me.
02:20:38 Yeah, I'm just saying once that once, once the.
02:20:41 Once you're gone,
02:20:43 you know, have a party or whatever you want to do for the people for this.
02:20:46 Is that what that is you still like? Look at it and go, yep, yep.
02:20:48 That definitely. It's definitely gone. Like she.
02:20:51 Yes I think it stems from historically people fucking like
02:20:54 need to like, especially in the old days where you probably had to come
02:20:58 across no joke, no joke.
02:21:00 There's even pause for you.
02:21:02 There's weird timing.
02:21:03 Every time you say come, you got to pause for the
02:21:07 do we miss this one?
02:21:08 It's man I'm talking about probably the weather people.
02:21:11 If you come from really far, you know you
02:21:15 like.
02:21:15 We waited to bury him so you could see him
02:21:16 and then be like, you know, I want to see my brother.
02:21:18 I want to see the damn next time.
02:21:20 I just want to make sure.
02:21:22 Yeah. He's dead.
02:21:24 There's definitely some closure in that.
02:21:26 Yeah. Just like.
02:21:27 Okay, it is final. Like, right.
02:21:29 They're definitely not coming back, right?
02:21:30 Like.
02:21:33 But then Jesus,
02:21:35 I don't need to, like, stick a sword in them or anything.
02:21:37 I know there's some cultures that do that.
02:21:40 Yeah. Make sure they don't come back.
02:21:42 It will do.
02:21:43 Do you know why?
02:21:44 To their heart, just so they don't turn into a vampire.
02:21:46 You're a funeral, not a funeral. Where do they bury?
02:21:48 You're a cemetery and only one time
02:21:50 do you open up a casket and you see the scratch marks on the inside.
02:21:53 That only happens once. Once.
02:21:57 And you're like, fuck, we
02:21:58 should make sure this never happens again.
02:22:02 What do you think of, Circle K's?
02:22:05 As long as there's little bastard little kids working there, I'm good.
02:22:09 I was at a Starbucks in, Texas.
02:22:12 And now the big sign is how they practice kindness.
02:22:15 And I just thought there's a sign.
02:22:16 What do we spackling over for an hour?
02:22:19 Sign like, kind.
02:22:20 But. And also,
02:22:22 I don't need that relationship with the guy behind the counter at Starbucks.
02:22:26 I just need my coffee.
02:22:27 And then I give you the money, and then I leave.
02:22:29 And then you can be kind at home to your kids or your puppy.
02:22:32 It's important to be kind to people, but like, you know, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
02:22:36 Those veterans that served in World War two, the cooler outside.
02:22:39 Stop. You can stop talking.
02:22:41 Start talking.
02:22:41 I don't take no orders from morning, by the way. To people.
02:22:44 You have to.
02:22:45 You have to treat.
02:22:46 Dude, that was brilliant here.
02:22:48 He said haw haw to be cooler outside. Stop!
02:22:51 You can stop talking.
02:22:52 Start time, I say stop, you don't have to be.
02:22:55 Not the third time. The first time.
02:22:56 Treat people with a decorum.
02:23:00 You know what I mean? Like respect.
02:23:02 Someone extends their hand, fucks you, drink and piss.
02:23:05 Know when you walk up to somebody, probably.
02:23:08 Even if you're in a little bit of a tizzy, that's the wrong color for beer.
02:23:12 Mellow yellow.
02:23:13 You know where it could be?
02:23:15 Beer. Still can't.
02:23:16 Metamucil, bitch
02:23:17 where security and plop, plop is like you, but you don't have to pickle juice.
02:23:21 It's not something you need to remind yourself.
02:23:23 It's very distracting.
02:23:24 Yes, life.
02:23:25 It should be mellow yellow or pickle juice.
02:23:28 Thank you.
02:23:28 You say you're and you ask a question.
02:23:31 You say, thanks for that.
02:23:32 A little back and forth. It's just a normal.
02:23:34 It's part of society and being a human.
02:23:36 And it should not it shouldn't override common sense.
02:23:41 Like you shouldn't be like, we gotta be so kind.
02:23:43 We got a got a bend over backwards for this thing.
02:23:46 That makes no sense. Well, so here's the thing.
02:23:49 I would much rather have a neighbor who was fair
02:23:54 and had a lot of character and was a balanced person.
02:23:58 No shit. So what? Everyone that doesn't.
02:24:00 That's not how it happened.
02:24:01 Because kind people, it's a facade.
02:24:04 Yes, I would say liars.
02:24:06 Nice is a facade.
02:24:07 When people are like, oh, they're nice.
02:24:09 I think kindness is like a name.
02:24:10 Well, kindness is a little more in your bone marrow than than nice.
02:24:14 And I agree.
02:24:15 But we're taking kind
02:24:16 and we're beating the shit out of it now because we're putting it.
02:24:20 We don't need it in a coffee play.
02:24:25 Yeah.
02:24:26 Do you think kind people are liars?
02:24:28 That's what I got out of that.
02:24:31 You think they're trying to make up for some other shortcoming?
02:24:34 Like not being able to perform at a halftime show?
02:24:40 Unless you got somebody
02:24:40 that's about to die in a fucking electrical accident.
02:24:45 No, no, they saved the day.
02:24:50 But I can always change that because it doesn't really pertain.
02:24:53 But I like how you're distracted by it.
02:24:57 Too late.
02:24:59 Welcome to the Thanksgiving halftime show.
02:25:02 Powered by the rising.
02:25:17 Of course, I was unable to do anything to it.
02:25:19 It's just the actual video.
02:25:21 I, Oh, my God, you do that.
02:25:24 I don't know what, Did you see it, though?
02:25:27 Did you see it live now?
02:25:29 Some sort of.
02:25:31 I think it was a good choice for Detroit.
02:25:34 Yeah.
02:25:35 Better than Nickelback.
02:25:38 That's who did it one year.
02:25:40 People are furious. Dude.
02:25:41 I don't know why people hate Nickelback so much.
02:25:45 Stop singing now.
02:25:47 I think he played it real safe.
02:25:49 Cecilia.
02:25:54 And I want to know
02:25:54 if the people came down from the stands or if they're,
02:25:58 They came just for the show.
02:25:59 Oh, yeah.
02:26:02 Like you think.
02:26:02 We're at a point in Christ they're all actors.
02:26:05 You think.
02:26:06 You think you think we're at a point now where,
02:26:09 we can sell like, a fucking ten minute
02:26:12 concert for 50 bucks.
02:26:17 And I got into a debate with my family.
02:26:19 If you see a band at a halftime show, it counts.
02:26:23 You can check it off as you saw them right?
02:26:26 Right.
02:26:27 Somebody was like, no, that doesn't count as a concert.
02:26:29 I'm like, no, it's not a concert.
02:26:30 But you definitely know it's a concert.
02:26:32 Definitely is a concert.
02:26:34 It is like, right?
02:26:38 I mean, it's cold outside.
02:26:41 Still. I'm unaware of the song either too.
02:26:44 Is this one?
02:26:44 Yeah. Yeah, right. Me too. Yeah.
02:26:46 I don't know.
02:26:48 Not terrible, but
02:26:50 it sounds like everything he plays,
02:26:52 you know, all these people are playing because they're told to jump all the time.
02:26:56 I mean, I, I don't know,
02:26:59 they got the same bands that they pass out of the.
02:27:03 Yeah, they did it in the Brown Stadium.
02:27:05 Every stadium does it.
02:27:06 It's a good dude
02:27:07 if you're missing out on a medium, if you're not using all that dark space.
02:27:10 No, no, no, I was looking at, the dynamic of how much plastic
02:27:14 is, going to be thrown away in the landfill.
02:27:16 I know, dude, if you're because the NFL is stupid,
02:27:19 at least let your season ticket holders can take them home.
02:27:22 I mean, come on, you know, they they let the Brown Stadium.
02:27:26 I got to take them on.
02:27:29 I mean,
02:27:30 don't give them another one every game
02:27:33 like let them reuse them is what I meant to say.
02:27:34 Now take them home. Yeah.
02:27:36 Or treat them like 3D glasses at the movies
02:27:38 where there's a big bin and you throw it in there.
02:27:41 George. Right.
02:27:42 Way too much plastic. I.
02:27:47 Of course I'm right.
02:27:49 You know, used to that windowsill. I'm.
02:27:54 You were right, I was wrong.
02:27:56 I apologize.
02:27:57 Yo, Detroit's own Eminem.
02:28:02 It's not really Eminem, though.
02:28:03 You can tell by his face it's the fake Eminem.
02:28:06 Yeah. Of course.
02:28:07 It's like what used to be wannabe in the room not to pop in.
02:28:12 I'm just not sensitive in the doors when you're not in,
02:28:17 Is this a real sir?
02:28:19 Yeah.
02:28:20 Sorry.
02:28:20 Could not stop for, like, two sentences.
02:28:23 Not really.
02:28:23 Not amoxicillin, not one that's off brand penicillin.
02:28:30 Yeah.
02:28:31 You got.
02:28:32 Oh, we can eat now.
02:28:34 My pizza's off. Yeah.
02:28:36 Here's the shock.
02:28:36 You see the miracle on your stomach?
02:28:38 I've been watching you make smacking noises.
02:28:40 I've been watching more and more people eat.
02:28:42 Like I swear they're eating on The View
02:28:43 the other day and not, like, ironically, or on a Thanksgiving food show.
02:28:47 She was just sitting there munching on biscuits.
02:28:50 I think when we started that, we made it normal.
02:28:54 Doesn't have a
02:28:56 oh, how you to get the money.
02:28:58 Now, to be clear.
02:29:01 You mean I don't watch The View?
02:29:05 It's a girl, but another show had a clip of them on.
02:29:09 Medicine supposed the clap clap in the middle
02:29:13 because
02:29:15 happy Thanksgiving you.
02:29:18 I know it's Jack white show, but I'm surprised they didn't end it right there.
02:29:24 Well, I was,
02:29:25 because I was like, where do you go from here?
02:29:28 We have Jay-Z pop out or something like, I'm like, is he going to come
02:29:32 seventh for me?
02:29:33 Right?
02:29:34 I know I
02:29:43 let me hear you. Do.
02:29:47 I don't know if we have to actually listen to it.
02:29:48 Then. No, we don't.
02:29:52 But, boy is, Jack white, way more of a,
02:29:58 musician, entertainer, talent
02:30:01 than just Eminem who just comes out
02:30:03 and he rhymes over.
02:30:07 So I think that might
02:30:10 you who's you read
02:30:12 where would you rather have write your song?
02:30:16 300 600 Jack white.
02:30:20 I mean, he'll he'll write a hit and it'll be catchy,
02:30:23 but his lyrics aren't all that brilliant, if you know what I'm saying.
02:30:26 They're more like Margaret Marcus.
02:30:30 I agree, give me more than just.
02:30:32 Here's a rap.
02:30:36 But he's also.
02:30:37 I mean, he's I don't I don't know, I don't want to say
02:30:40 he's not even saying he just wrote the music.
02:30:45 I mean, Eminem does production too, but
02:30:46 it's not like I don't even play guitar, you know,
02:30:50 or the drums.
02:30:52 Yeah, he can hit a pad that makes a drum noise, but he can't play the drums.
02:30:56 But, you'd be surprised, dude, most of the people just being around music
02:30:59 that much, he can probably play some drums.
02:31:06 Whatever happened to the, other stripe?
02:31:11 Let me hear it.
02:31:12 Is she there?
02:31:14 His ex-wife.
02:31:16 I thought they were brother and sister.
02:31:17 They were. They're husband and wife. Yeah.
02:31:20 Oh, that makes sense again.
02:31:22 I left her once. They got big. Well, I mean,
02:31:27 dude, anybody can play.
02:31:28 Anybody can play quarter notes on the bass drum.
02:31:31 Yeah, she's. That all she has?
02:31:32 That's the the simplest drum set. Yeah.
02:31:34 Just like a fucking the bass drum one that's way one cymbal.
02:31:38 Way harder.
02:31:39 That's way harder. I can hide behind times.
02:31:41 That's a good expression.
02:31:42 I could impress somebody with a huge drum set for a long amount of time.
02:31:47 No, it loses, but just having a snare and a bass and a symbol like that,
02:31:51 that was way harder.
02:31:52 It was just right.
02:31:54 I know the way she was playing it. Drums what he's doing right now.
02:31:57 Sure. Drum, snare, drum, snare.
02:32:00 But that's Jack white.
02:32:01 He's like AcDc style.
02:32:04 Everything is tap your finger.
02:32:05 Anything more than that and it's like, oh, that's too aggressive.
02:32:09 What do you want me to listen?
02:32:10 I don't want to listen to your music. I just want it to be going.
02:32:13 Everyone is way more selfish
02:32:14 than they will ever admit.
02:32:19 I want you to jack true bounce.
02:32:23 Well, I thought that was a statement you were making.
02:32:26 I that's a that's a Ryan rhetorical statement,
02:32:28 but I'm asking you if you think it's true or false.
02:32:30 I think people are survivalists.
02:32:33 I think there's no such thing as altruism.
02:32:35 Speaking of survivalists,
02:32:37 I think that you,
02:32:42 Fucking bears.
02:32:43 Is this Chicago? Are you in Chicago?
02:32:46 You're in Illinois? No.
02:32:47 You wouldn't have flown there. Wait.
02:32:49 To be clear, you flew from.
02:32:50 You got you were on a plane recently
02:32:54 with wings and a pilot.
02:32:58 They're able to scare the bear down.
02:33:00 All right. Oh,
02:33:03 I think then, you.
02:33:06 You fucking asshole.
02:33:07 Nobody was guarding the other one. Guys,
02:33:11 what does he do?
02:33:12 He scared.
02:33:14 So they were afraid that he's going to electrocute himself.
02:33:16 So they're trying to save him from himself. But,
02:33:20 Yeah.
02:33:21 Oh, no. He runs away.
02:33:23 Yeah, he thought about it.
02:33:25 It's like, oh, wait, the field is wide open.
02:33:28 Those are big animals. They.
02:33:29 They're just going to stick me.
02:33:30 They're just going to stick me off again.
02:33:32 You're supposed to just say, hey, bear, if a bear comes at you.
02:33:36 See, we had a hey, bear.
02:33:38 We had, where the return of the,
02:33:42 I'm not sure what I want to call it, but,
02:33:45 your period.
02:33:46 And who is that? The who is that game?
02:33:49 We're really good celebrities.
02:33:51 And we, What side?
02:33:53 Where the sun don't go.
02:33:55 No, not that one.
02:33:56 Yes. What's in your celebrity?
02:34:01 I guess we can do one of them.
02:34:02 I do like this game.
02:34:03 And this is like, my favorite one.
02:34:07 So let me make sure that there's
02:34:11 no indicators of who it is on the screen.
02:34:16 Oh, no.
02:34:17 No, it's stupid.
02:34:19 It's Michael Jackson.
02:34:22 Who is it?
02:34:24 Wait, I actually have a I have a stinger for that.
02:34:27 I just never pulled it out.
02:34:28 I didn't think it was good enough.
02:34:32 I whip it out, big boy.
02:34:36 It's gonna take a moment to upload if I can.
02:34:38 Why don't you just whip it out?
02:34:41 But, yeah, I think I know who that is.
02:34:43 Who is that blond chick
02:34:45 that used to be on Fox News?
02:34:50 I think I think I know you're talking about, but I don't know.
02:34:52 But no. Definitely not. Well, you know what?
02:34:54 It doesn't even matter which one. It's all of them.
02:34:58 Why that worked.
02:35:00 So tease.
02:35:03 Would be her father
02:35:05 recently has passed away.
02:35:10 Oh, yeah.
02:35:10 Really?
02:35:11 No one. The reason.
02:35:13 The reason why we know that can't be her.
02:35:16 I'm going to be. I'm going to be sick.
02:35:18 Tell me it's not so well
02:35:22 a who I think it is. I,
02:35:25 I don't want to say somebody else should try and say
02:35:29 who is it?
02:35:29 Oh, I found it, I found.
02:35:31 Are you uploading it?
02:35:32 Holy shit, I found it and I'm uploading it.
02:35:34 It was bad. You know, sometimes you edit, right?
02:35:37 Like you make stuff. Do you.
02:35:38 Do you present everything you've ever made? No.
02:35:42 Every loaded tissue, if you will.
02:35:45 Every wiped ass, every piece of shit is what I was trying to say.
02:35:49 Interesting. This wasn't good, but it goes with this segment.
02:35:52 So here.
02:35:52 Oh, that that's going to help them live.
02:35:55 Snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snips snip snip snip.
02:36:05 Snips and
02:36:07 dude, I didn't I didn't do any of that on my own.
02:36:10 That's okay.
02:36:10 I like the music. There's something that's in there.
02:36:13 So you start to wonder what that even means.
02:36:15 And then you get distracted from the booty.
02:36:19 It's going to blow them.
02:36:20 Snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip
02:36:25 snip snip snip
02:36:28 do that.
02:36:29 See if there was a
02:36:30 an extra like something else shoved down the end that like there.
02:36:33 Refocus the idea of the of the stinger.
02:36:36 They're getting their nips and lips cut off.
02:36:39 Nips and lips and nips.
02:36:41 Oh, okay, I get it. Now.
02:36:42 Who who who?
02:36:44 That may be going to snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip
02:36:49 snip snip snip snip.
02:36:54 Well, everyone again asking who was this person?
02:36:59 Are they okay?
02:37:00 And, it it's funny that you say that because apparently
02:37:04 it doesn't look like that's a reason why you would do something like that.
02:37:07 Would be the excuse.
02:37:09 Might be that your father recently died.
02:37:11 So is it.
02:37:12 Is it initials?
02:37:12 Bebe, right? Not Bebe. Just be.
02:37:16 I don't know her last name.
02:37:17 No, no.
02:37:19 Oh, then somebody else died.
02:37:21 Yeah.
02:37:22 Somebody you're very familiar with.
02:37:24 It's still looks like. Boy. It's your boy.
02:37:27 Looks like Michael Jackson.
02:37:28 A little
02:37:30 dude. It looks like that.
02:37:31 Who's the.
02:37:32 Have you ever had somebody close to you die?
02:37:34 And then all of a sudden, your.
02:37:35 The way you look changes dramatically.
02:37:37 Not just like, oh, he looks upset or.
02:37:40 Yeah, I just saw a bunch of I
02:37:44 your head
02:37:45 she just shape altogether is she. I,
02:37:50 I don't know but I don't know why she's wearing like this cowboy.
02:37:52 Get up.
02:37:53 But Megan Kelly, it's Megan Kelly.
02:37:55 That's who I was surprised. No. I'm blue.
02:37:57 Oh, no.
02:37:58 What have you hear? Her voice?
02:38:01 I don't even know how to say this.
02:38:05 It's Paris Hilton. No.
02:38:09 So I'm just going to say to the people
02:38:11 who keep thinking that they're being.
02:38:14 No. Oh, wait, wait.
02:38:15 Her voice kind of sounds familiar.
02:38:18 Yeah, it does.
02:38:20 I don't even know how to say this,
02:38:22 so I'm just going to say it to the people who keep thinking
02:38:27 that they're being funny and mean, all by writing comments like, are you,
02:38:33 or get offers in it, or are
02:38:38 you don't look right.
02:38:40 Well.
02:38:43 My dad just died
02:38:47 and I'm doing the best that I can,
02:38:49 and the only thing I have to live for right now is my family.
02:38:52 And I share my content with you.
02:38:54 And share the happy side of my life, not the miserable side of my life.
02:39:00 So to all those people, fuck off
02:39:04 and you still look weird.
02:39:07 Hurley I was born.
02:39:08 Mother did that too though,
02:39:12 but she she went through a phase when she was getting her shit all cut up.
02:39:16 She's kind of like, came back to looking a little normal.
02:39:22 That dude, I don't I she looks
02:39:26 okay. Oh, look at that I like.
02:39:28 Yeah, but this is a weird.
02:39:30 I like the chubby. I like the chubby purple one.
02:39:32 And I like the chubby purple one in the upper left.
02:39:36 I just like them both.
02:39:38 Okay, so the one you have on the right, she looks like Caitlyn Jenner,
02:39:43 right?
02:39:46 You know what I mean?
02:39:49 Whatever tattoo you can.
02:39:51 Similar size lips.
02:39:52 I guess they just look larger when
02:39:55 you lose all that fat in your face.
02:40:00 Dude, I don't even want to shave my hair
02:40:02 out of my nose ears because she looks fucking nature.
02:40:04 Nature.
02:40:05 Put that there for a reason.
02:40:06 If he starts, she looks so tiny.
02:40:09 I don't even know how to say this,
02:40:11 so I'm just going to say it to the I can't believe.
02:40:14 I can't believe she used to be black.
02:40:16 They're being funny. And me right.
02:40:18 I people think they're being funny and mean.
02:40:22 Those are two completely funny and mean or
02:40:27 and and is are you on ozempic.
02:40:30 Because if that's just weight loss from depression,
02:40:32 then you need to talk to somebody, which I'm sure you are.
02:40:35 But her father just died.
02:40:36 You're kidding me.
02:40:39 How dare you?
02:40:39 Yeah I did, you just died. I lost my father.
02:40:43 I never had to do that after her.
02:40:46 Well, I didn't put my life on public internet
02:40:49 with a lot of people watching when you should have.
02:40:54 No, but I was.
02:40:55 So that's just it.
02:40:56 If you really were serious about what you just said, you wouldn't have said that
02:41:00 on the internet.
02:41:05 Right.
02:41:05 Megan. Kelly. Yeah. One.
02:41:07 I'm draw.
02:41:08 This is a scripted show playing a character, right?
02:41:12 Megan Kelly.
02:41:15 I wish it was.
02:41:16 Megan Kelly would make much more set.
02:41:18 Megan. Kelly, can you make me look like Megan Kelly?
02:41:23 Not that there's anything wrong with that.
02:41:28 Clip more clips.
02:41:29 So it was.
02:41:31 No one mentioned that I was waiting for all the racists to, show
02:41:34 who they really are, but, you guys did not mention that, technically yesterday.
02:41:38 Now was the 70 year anniversary of the Rosa Parks arrest.
02:41:43 And the Henry Ford Museum actually was honoring the holiday.
02:41:47 The movement with a free entry.
02:41:49 Apparently, everyone could enter, though, which seems weird.
02:41:51 Stop breaking the law.
02:41:53 To think that they should have.
02:41:56 Just for fun.
02:41:57 They should have aged because
02:41:59 the Henry Ford you can get in from multiple entrances.
02:42:01 But just as a joke,
02:42:02 they should have like a whites only entrance and a black only entrance
02:42:05 when you get inside.
02:42:06 Obviously everyone's mixed, but wouldn't that be funny?
02:42:10 That's weird
02:42:11 that I was taking chicken out and right here
02:42:15 it's weird.
02:42:15 How did you get my second chicken napkins?
02:42:19 As above.
02:42:19 So below.
02:42:21 Why didn't we?
02:42:21 We didn't even route 66. It
02:42:24 did. You do they have a parking place?
02:42:25 They're not off a route 66.
02:42:27 Was yours off of route 66?
02:42:29 No, but I hope the first one was
02:42:32 interesting.
02:42:33 The one at Auburn Hills.
02:42:35 Well, I'm joking,
02:42:36 the one at Auburn Hills has, like, three parking places painted like that.
02:42:39 Fuck yeah.
02:42:41 Every time I get out of my car, I slip on it because whoever painted
02:42:44 it didn't use road paint.
02:42:48 What kind of paint do?
02:42:51 Glossy?
02:42:52 I don't know, I'm dude,
02:42:54 most of it's worn away now, so it's obviously I think they tried to go there
02:42:57 and scratch it off to get some pavement to come through.
02:43:00 Seriously.
02:43:01 Right when they painted it.
02:43:05 Seriously?
02:43:08 No super serious.
02:43:11 Fresh.
02:43:12 Delicious. Tasty. Meaty.
02:43:15 Turkey filled cold cut combo.
02:43:19 It doesn't really matter what you call these.
02:43:21 It could be a stuffed hashbrown, a stuffed latke.
02:43:24 It could be a dry Nicky.
02:43:27 I don't really care if you take corned beef and Swiss.
02:43:31 If you call something whatever you want, then what's the point of having names?
02:43:34 Fry it? It's guaranteed.
02:43:37 Right, Bob?
02:43:37 Amazing.
02:43:38 Now, does this break a few laws of a certain amount of religions?
02:43:42 Probably.
02:43:43 I don't personally subscribe to any of that.
02:43:45 What I subscribe to as my religion.
02:43:48 That was unnecessary. Delicious.
02:43:50 Now, when we're talking dipping sauces, it's another controversial topic.
02:43:53 Depending on where you are, who you are, and what you like.
02:43:56 Is it Russian dressing?
02:43:57 Is it thousand island dressing or is it all just a variation of Big Mac?
02:44:02 So Russian?
02:44:03 I love to sit here and burger some dressing drops,
02:44:06 but our Russian dressing doesn't have another variation of a stuffed
02:44:10 potato pancake pickles in it.
02:44:14 Nailed it.
02:44:15 It doesn't really matter what it these.
02:44:17 It could be a stuffed.
02:44:20 I don't think Russian dressing has pickles.
02:44:21 It's like a creamy, French.
02:44:28 Actually, no Russian dressing is red, like French.
02:44:31 It's a darker French.
02:44:36 Yeah.
02:44:39 We got to talk about this.
02:44:43 Oh, my.
02:44:45 We have USA lamb.
02:44:46 Come on, Georgie, I, the WhatsApp
02:44:50 data, kind of all I see.
02:44:52 I should have watched this first, mate.
02:44:54 We only we need to get to each other.
02:45:01 Well, this is really sad that this is not what I wanted.
02:45:03 It was a picture together.
02:45:05 Come.
02:45:07 When I first saw this, I thought it was, arson.
02:45:10 Because I'm like, how can there's five towers like this?
02:45:13 And they all burned.
02:45:15 And I thought,
02:45:17 that has to be art, right?
02:45:18 They had to be all set at the same. How would they ever fucking start?
02:45:21 But then I realized they were going through, renovations.
02:45:25 And for whatever reason, they covered them with this tarp.
02:45:28 This, like, netting.
02:45:28 The green stuff is netting.
02:45:31 So it caught from one to the next to the other.
02:45:33 And the reason we're talking about it, because we are children
02:45:36 and it is fantastical,
02:45:40 and you have to monitor what it's going,
02:45:42 oh my God, this little tiny home.
02:45:46 I was not called the egg roll fire.
02:45:49 So I don't make enough.
02:45:50 I mean, check out some.
02:45:51 I'm going to.
02:45:52 This is called the Wing racist.
02:45:55 That apartment complex is called Wing Fuck.
02:45:59 The wing fuck.
02:46:00 Really? The wing fuck court.
02:46:03 So if if you fuck with your wing, don't take the law into your own hands.
02:46:08 Along like, man, taking care.
02:46:12 All the law
02:46:13 hating one was stirring the fire was bamboo.
02:46:18 That kind of like ironic.
02:46:21 When I first heard that too,
02:46:22 I was thinking, wow, what a great thing to use nature like.
02:46:25 So funny.
02:46:26 What a funny story. Oh, type joke. Like that's hilarious.
02:46:29 Like that's going to offend a lot of people.
02:46:30 And then I was like, no, no, no, they actually use bamboo.
02:46:32 And I was like, oh, they do.
02:46:33 Oh, all the materials passed.
02:46:37 Like they weren't using shoddy materials.
02:46:39 What was your pass fire code?
02:46:40 What did they was there was a rice involved with something or
02:46:44 rice paper.
02:46:45 Yeah.
02:46:45 The green is rice paper.
02:46:47 Yeah.
02:46:50 You'll never guess what.
02:46:51 They held the bamboo together with
02:46:54 chopsticks.
02:46:55 I don't know. Yeah. Peanut butter.
02:46:58 It's like if the.
02:46:59 When the fire department comes up with the flavor out,
02:47:01 they just throw a bunch of rice at it.
02:47:03 Yeah, some of
02:47:06 it, like, it's like.
02:47:07 Oh, hello. Hello.
02:47:09 I jumped out a lot more time.
02:47:11 I don't love you last time.
02:47:13 Like saying, but it sounds cool.
02:47:16 Let's have it.
02:47:16 Give me a shout out.
02:47:17 That plateau.
02:47:18 Oh, so that's in his apartment while the fire.
02:47:20 Because the fire enveloped the outside before the window started breaking.
02:47:23 And some of the things the windows were actually taken out
02:47:26 and there was cardboard put into this in its place, which,
02:47:29 if you know anything about fire, it'll find whatever path.
02:47:31 That's why you're supposed to fill in all your holes with fire retardant putty.
02:47:37 Always
02:47:37 use all your one high run cables in your house, because the fire
02:47:40 will actually use that cable to run away from what, uncle Dong there, I don't who
02:47:46 My God, the firefighter said we can't come
02:47:50 see the so called die fold up.
02:47:55 I think it's all fire.
02:47:55 Why does it feel like it's a rainstorm?
02:47:57 Why am I all wet?
02:47:59 Okay, this is sad.
02:48:01 They mean the hell.
02:48:03 Okay.
02:48:06 One size.
02:48:07 I'm no fan.
02:48:09 I got a change of clothes and headed to McDonald's.
02:48:11 Do they always got the fucking product placement?
02:48:13 Even in disasters?
02:48:14 It's getting disgusting.
02:48:15 Kind of. Just said he went to grab some food.
02:48:18 Had to say he headed to McDonald's.
02:48:20 And by the way, there's a two for one commercial coupon in the comments.
02:48:25 Just don't stab anybody over it.
02:48:28 Yeah, yeah,
02:48:32 yeah, that looks pretty shoddy, dude.
02:48:35 I just that that looks like it's waiting to catch fire.
02:48:39 I don't I don't know how it originally how that shit caught fire though.
02:48:43 I have not heard that, somebody having a cigaret.
02:48:46 And just like in the fucking a fag.
02:48:49 Did it burn?
02:48:50 Yep. Some fag,
02:48:53 some fagot.
02:48:56 Oh, she was only 19.
02:48:57 Interesting.
02:48:58 Nothing wrong with fags.
02:49:03 Those fags. So,
02:49:05 where is it?
02:49:06 They're at it. Yeah, I got a quick picture. So there was this.
02:49:09 This girl here.
02:49:10 Too late.
02:49:13 Look, the you at the 1960 US presidential election happened at the game.
02:49:16 There's Kennedy versus Nixon, and then we're having short.
02:49:20 That's it.
02:49:20 It's just a photo with Kennedy versus the next one.
02:49:23 You know we we lost.
02:49:27 No don't Kennedy and Nixon both win?
02:49:32 It depends on
02:49:34 which side of the bullet you're talking.
02:49:39 Oh I don't know
02:49:40 if you guys know we suck again.
02:49:44 I don't know if you got shot.
02:49:45 Your opponent takes two or.
02:49:50 I don't think that's the way
02:49:50 that work that that works.
02:49:55 Yeah.
02:49:56 Okay,
02:49:58 so there's this girl.
02:50:01 So how do you feel about mass school shootings?
02:50:03 I think she, like, I'm just like, I'm happy.
02:50:07 I think she.
02:50:09 So I'm immediately wondering if they would want a man or a woman.
02:50:13 Yes, ma'am.
02:50:15 I don't know, but the rum and Coke.
02:50:21 You know what?
02:50:23 They're the smell.
02:50:25 The rock is cooking.
02:50:29 But similar.
02:50:30 No, no no no. Close.
02:50:32 Oh, you think she looks like that?
02:50:34 With an eyebrow?
02:50:36 I'm concerned that that's one of my daughter's friends from Girl Scouts.
02:50:39 Is. That's what I'm concerned about.
02:50:43 If you care at.
02:50:45 If you look straight on with the girl from Girl Scouts,
02:50:48 could you look her in the eyes?
02:50:52 I don't I would avoid that at all cost.
02:50:56 Could you look her in the eyes, or is it really hard to.
02:50:59 Okay.
02:51:01 Because if you could not look her directly in the eyes,
02:51:03 it was really difficult to, Then it possibly is.
02:51:07 The same girl.
02:51:09 Because it is hard to look this bitch in the eyes
02:51:12 because one's like,
02:51:15 but so.
02:51:15 Right.
02:51:16 Student convicted of plotting a, this is recently,
02:51:20 but, the the
02:51:22 the plot was in the last February, so significant of plotting a mass
02:51:25 shooting in Indiana. Indiana took an Indiana.
02:51:28 Indiana high school last year has been said that where you are
02:51:30 that you're in Indiana, you think, you know,
02:51:32 what do you think the sentencing of, plotting a mass shooting at a school
02:51:36 but not actually being able to go through it because you,
02:51:39 so they had access to an AR 15 and had ordered a bulletproof vest, was
02:51:43 planning a mass shooting at Mooresville High School, according to people magazine.
02:51:47 Apparently people magazine has all the specs on this.
02:51:49 Somehow,
02:51:51 friend alerted the
02:51:52 FBI's Sandy hook tip line, saying Shockley.
02:51:57 Yeah, about it.
02:51:57 You say Sandy hook tip line. Yeah, right.
02:52:01 Just in the memorandum.
02:52:03 That's what they call it.
02:52:04 You got to be kidding me, I guess. So
02:52:07 they sued Alex Jones just for mentioning it.
02:52:10 It was too traumatic to even mention it
02:52:13 anyway,
02:52:14 so November 24th,
02:52:17 she was on to 20 years in prison with eight years
02:52:20 suspended after pleading guilty to conspiracy to commit murder.
02:52:23 She will also serve five years of probation,
02:52:25 so she will be out when she is 39
02:52:28 years of age.
02:52:33 I don't know what
02:52:34 eight year suspended means, but,
02:52:37 39, she'll be out.
02:52:38 She'll. She wanted to commit mass murder.
02:52:41 Do you feel like that's enough? Do you feel like that's too much?
02:52:45 I don't think there should be anything.
02:52:46 Actually, she didn't actually do anything.
02:52:48 Right. So.
02:52:49 Very. Not at my.
02:52:50 I do not have a popular position on this.
02:52:52 So people are going to get mad at me, but then it'll happen.
02:52:56 I'm willing to take that risk.
02:52:57 Are locking up people out of suspicion?
02:52:59 That's nuts.
02:53:00 That's pre-crime. There's movies about that.
02:53:03 I know where you you see a lot of these, true crime stuff where it's, you know.
02:53:08 Oh, I knew that was the the husband was going to murder
02:53:12 the way for the boyfriend was going to murder the girlfriend because he
02:53:16 he treated her badly. And we just knew it was going to happen.
02:53:18 And we told the police, you know, the and but we can't they can't do anything
02:53:22 because nothing happened yet.
02:53:23 And then all of a sudden something happens and they want to blame the police.
02:53:29 Why isn't this one of those situations where, you know, nothing happened yet?
02:53:32 Like, so how much can you really
02:53:35 sentence?
02:53:36 You know, how much you're just going off
02:53:37 of assumption on what you thought might could happen?
02:53:41 Yeah, I mean, 100%.
02:53:43 Even if she said, I'm going to do it, still.
02:53:47 No, I don't agree.
02:53:52 I live in a free, dangerous world. Now.
02:53:53 It depends on what the, I'm sure the evidence that they have gathered,
02:53:58 if there's like a shit ton of evidence
02:53:59 where she's, like, plotting this stuff or he.
02:54:01 Oh, yeah, we forget that this is a, it doesn't say in this article, but,
02:54:05 I got tipped by, earlier when I glanced,
02:54:08 this person, was not mentioned in the article.
02:54:11 Is that the perpetrator is transsexual, so I didn't forget that.
02:54:14 Oh, see, I was going to say that in the beginning,
02:54:16 and I'm like, my brain's broken, so I'm not going to mention that he she.
02:54:19 Whatever it is, whatever it wants to be,
02:54:21 it can't look in the right direction anyway.
02:54:24 At the same time,
02:54:26 that seems
02:54:27 awfully convenient to be able to just look into to stay with it.
02:54:31 No, to just say whatever you want to be
02:54:32 and then you're that and everyone is supposed to accept it.
02:54:35 Yeah.
02:54:36 What if they were just like, well, no, I'm not a murderer.
02:54:40 You watch.
02:54:40 Don't know if she was if she was born female.
02:54:42 And then was it sexual? Act like a man.
02:54:44 I bet you when it's time to go to prison, she's going to turn into a woman.
02:54:46 Where usually prisons.
02:54:47 A lot, lot less strict, more lenient.
02:54:51 I don't know, I've been watching again that love After Lockup show,
02:54:54 and we're in a whole new section of people,
02:54:56 and there was a group of bitches that like, two of them.
02:55:00 I have transitioned to men,
02:55:01 but they were in the male prison, and so it's kind of confusing.
02:55:06 But they, like, they're actually halfway convincing.
02:55:08 But you can still tell something's weird.
02:55:10 Like, it's just it's like I tried to create something and it's just kind of
02:55:14 the voice is slightly off, or just the look is not creepy, not right.
02:55:22 But, yeah, 19 years old.
02:55:23 Should be out when she is 39 years old, so she'll have quite a full life
02:55:27 after that.
02:55:29 Hopefully she can resist.
02:55:32 Her urges going forward.
02:55:35 His. It's hers. Us.
02:55:40 Oh, I forgot to share something.
02:55:42 I got to go back to.
02:55:43 God damn it, you suck.
02:55:46 What if there's more to this?
02:55:47 I obviously will wait.
02:55:49 No there isn't.
02:55:51 I'm pretty sure you beat this bitch to death.
02:55:54 That's a sorry bad.
02:55:55 Use a word.
02:56:00 You plan on beating her to death and then spent the rest of your life in jail?
02:56:03 Just for the thought.
02:56:07 Okay, so we were watching this, and I forgot to say.
02:56:09 I forgot to decide.
02:56:13 There he is, right there.
02:56:14 He obviously moved, and then he called the time out.
02:56:16 We went over it very well.
02:56:17 And then I was supposed to play this afterwards, but I didn't.
02:56:20 This is the coach.
02:56:21 When asked about it after the fucking game.
02:56:24 The fucking game.
02:56:27 Catch that.
02:56:28 What do you quote?
02:56:29 Of course they got it right.
02:56:31 He winked.
02:56:32 We all know what that.
02:56:33 What you think we didn't tell?
02:56:35 Yeah, I was calling timeout.
02:56:38 Of course they got it right.
02:56:40 Fucking asshole.
02:56:43 Weird. Their fucking type.
02:56:44 I mean, I think it was this joker.
02:56:45 Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:56:47 But it does lead to wonder, because sometimes people do that shit
02:56:51 blatantly to make it seem like, oh, he was obviously joking.
02:56:56 I do that,
02:56:58 say the honest to God truth right up to
02:57:00 somebody was such absolute like,
02:57:03 fuck yeah, of course
02:57:05 I'm not going to say what I did, but of course I would do that.
02:57:08 Yeah, that's my
02:57:10 I was honest, absolutely honest.
02:57:14 You should get that cough checked out.
02:57:15 That's sneeze checked out.
02:57:18 It's not a cough nor sneeze.
02:57:20 I mean it's a cough, but it's something to be checked out of the doctor.
02:57:22 I'll just go.
02:57:23 No, no, it's the we that you keep hitting.
02:57:26 You should clean your fucking mildewy weed thing.
02:57:29 You're probably allergic just to vaping.
02:57:34 Yeah, that thing is, you probably allergic.
02:57:37 Breeder of bacteria. Fuck yeah. I'm probably.
02:57:39 Yeah, sure.
02:57:40 Healthy bacteria, no good bacteria?
02:57:43 No, no, no.
02:57:44 Whatever. Don't kill you.
02:57:45 Make you stronger.
02:57:48 Yeah.
02:57:49 You're doing it for a bull, by the way.
02:57:50 The farmer, by the way.
02:57:51 Just want to know the name of Joe.
02:57:54 Also, talk with us.
02:57:56 What the fuck is up with that noise?
02:57:58 Alabama? John, I don't know. Can we?
02:58:01 Why? There was like, there was no other reason.
02:58:04 I'm just saying the person who, like, made the video is that a wooden desk?
02:58:08 Oh my God.
02:58:09 Or is it just plastic? That looks like wood. It's plastic.
02:58:12 It looks like wood.
02:58:13 When the light hit it, it's a really good job then, because
02:58:18 right there, the light's hitting the.
02:58:20 What do you call that impression on wood?
02:58:22 Why can't I think of what that's called?
02:58:24 Do you know think that that can be viewed.
02:58:28 Yeah.
02:58:29 With a graphic.
02:58:31 It's not.
02:58:31 That wouldn't be that hard to
02:58:34 leave that out of wood, but I would think that
02:58:36 you'd have to sand it pretty well and not see any of the. Yeah.
02:58:39 Look at, look at right there to
02:58:41 and again.
02:58:42 Yeah, it could be all simulated.
02:58:44 But it's a good job.
02:58:46 You'd have to sand it pretty well to like get it.
02:58:50 So it's not going to fly.
02:58:51 Well right.
02:58:51 Because it's going to be heavy as fuck.
02:58:54 I don't know.
02:58:56 And why are they throwing it?
02:58:57 Is this I
02:59:00 they said nicely figured walnut crotch.
02:59:04 What's a walnut crotch?
02:59:10 Yeah.
02:59:10 I don't want to talk to us.
02:59:12 What?
02:59:14 Alabama.
02:59:15 John wants to talk to us right now.
02:59:18 He says that every time he wants to talk to us right now.
02:59:22 Come by. I don't know how we can come by.
02:59:25 He's in Alabama.
02:59:26 The fuck?
02:59:27 Oh, also, like, he just means come watching us.
02:59:29 You're just like, going to Alabama.
02:59:31 People are so friendly. But there's.
02:59:37 I'll stop there.
02:59:39 Leaking
02:59:41 Alabama.
02:59:42 John. It's Alabama. John.
02:59:44 The one that I watched sitting in his basement masturbating.
02:59:48 Yeah.
02:59:50 No, no.
02:59:51 Oh, we are going to be on
02:59:52 that was actually I got to start writing the shit down, man.
02:59:55 We were supposed to be on the show today.
02:59:59 What are you doing, Gary?
03:00:04 I see,
03:00:06 I don't see him.
03:00:09 What do you have in your mouth?
03:00:12 If. Nah, we were for her, I don't know.
03:00:14 I have no idea that a cigaret.
03:00:16 What do you.
03:00:17 My mom.
03:00:20 Lit a cigaret.
03:00:24 It's one of those smoking weed.
03:00:26 Are you smoking marijuana?
03:00:30 Oh, my lord, here's my ceramic one.
03:00:32 That one still looks like a cigaret.
03:00:37 Do you smoke it out of aluminum? No,
03:00:40 this is definitely aluminum. Wait. Is it?
03:00:42 That's gross.
03:00:44 Hopefully it's stainless.
03:00:45 Why gross is it?
03:00:47 It's no effect. Me?
03:00:48 I'm something salt forced to simmers.
03:00:54 But if you think about it and you're dying, my body's going to fall apart.
03:00:57 Do you think I want to fucking remember it and pay attention to it all
03:00:59 as it happens,
03:01:01 I don't know what flavors all this fame way
03:01:05 of dealing with it.
03:01:09 Breaking news.
03:01:09 It is.
03:01:11 There is some breaking news.
03:01:16 Wait, wait.
03:01:17 I have to find it.
03:01:25 So when you're
03:01:27 when you're having a bad day or you're not,
03:01:30 happy where you're sitting on your period in life
03:01:33 and you kind of wish, like, man, I wish I was, like, rich or famous or like,
03:01:38 oh, if I could just be in, like, if I was just one of these people
03:01:41 who just would star in, like, a sitcom and just like, do that sitcom run
03:01:44 and then just be done with, like, Hollywood
03:01:46 all together and just, like, sit on my money and relax.
03:01:50 If you wish.
03:01:50 That was you.
03:01:51 You know, sometimes it doesn't sometimes go in that way.
03:01:55 So stories like this always make me feel happy about whatever I'm doing.
03:01:57 But you remember home improvement
03:02:00 for a long time.
03:02:01 One of these, for the sixth time of the TV show Home Improvement,
03:02:06 has been arrested.
03:02:07 Zachary Ty Bryant played Brad on the show.
03:02:11 The oldest son.
03:02:13 What's up with his eyeballs?
03:02:14 He violated the terms of his probation.
03:02:16 That is really messed. My skin looks weird.
03:02:18 And involving his fiancé, Johnny Faye Cartwright.
03:02:22 She was also arrested. Got.
03:02:24 If you peek when you're fucking ten, you're in trouble tonight.
03:02:27 And attempted first degree assault
03:02:30 on my dean's list. Yep.
03:02:34 I wonder who else is on his Dean's list, but he probably got fucked by people.
03:02:39 Cory Ty Bryant play. It shouldn't have been fucking him.
03:02:43 I don't blame him.
03:02:45 I mean, I guess maybe I blame him now, but
03:02:48 child stars are destined to be fucked.
03:02:51 That's a horrible picture.
03:02:52 Two I don't think he really has dots all over his face like that.
03:02:55 I in some of those other pictures.
03:02:57 Man, I hate that he's got Brad. The
03:03:01 the idea that he looks like a fucking monster.
03:03:04 He looks this.
03:03:05 Yeah.
03:03:06 He's got like, jokes, like he's ready chasing.
03:03:09 He'd be like that Terminator guy that turns into metal.
03:03:14 If he had frickin, some eyeliner, he'd look kind of like Vance.
03:03:17 I can say he bothers me, too.
03:03:18 You pull your shirt out of your shirt.
03:03:20 Why is your shirt tucked into your shirt?
03:03:23 Not that shirt.
03:03:24 The shirt before.
03:03:26 If you're going to wear a shirt like that, that's split with buttons.
03:03:29 Oh, and I don't think it means he means for it to sit like that.
03:03:32 I think you just have. I oh, I think he does.
03:03:34 Somebody that you think is in fucking ice blue contacts knows
03:03:39 what is shirt.
03:03:40 There are
03:03:40 signs that this side may have been tucked in similarly and it had popped out.
03:03:45 So this being tucked that well seems a bit odd because there's this,
03:03:50 obvious streak right here. Right?
03:03:51 So it doesn't happen that way.
03:03:54 I bet he irons it that way.
03:03:55 That's why there's a crease like that.
03:03:57 If you just wear a straight up V look kind of, you know, okay,
03:04:01 cool.
03:04:03 Yeah.
03:04:03 Poor guy.
03:04:07 For the fifth time, is it
03:04:08 just simple DUI stuff or need six round his siblings.
03:04:11 Domestic, domestic?
03:04:13 Right.
03:04:13 You, Brad on the show, we saw them tell you.
03:04:16 I'm sorry. Did you say domestic DUI? He violated the term.
03:04:19 What the fuck does that mean?
03:04:21 Like there's international DUI and then there's domestic DUI.
03:04:25 I guess.
03:04:25 So say he violated the terms of his probation
03:04:28 for domestic violence conviction and domestic violence.
03:04:32 Okay, Natalie. Her right.
03:04:34 She was also her name is Johnny Fake driving under the influence
03:04:38 because she was arrested for drug and attempted first degree assault on my.
03:04:43 I gotta get those felony arrests straight.
03:04:48 So shout out to home improvement.
03:04:49 Yeah. I love that you heard of Norm.
03:04:52 I am a dog
03:04:54 working all summer,
03:04:56 but that's gnarly as fuck.
03:05:00 Sometimes you wonder
03:05:02 what I'm gonna do, you know, for for just some time.
03:05:06 Added stiletto, retractable knife.
03:05:08 That's a w.
03:05:09 Somebody needs to keep an eye on this guy.
03:05:13 This is Alabama, John.
03:05:16 Wondering what does it say?
03:05:18 Bible Street is a Beale Street music festival.
03:05:22 Oh, Gary would love him. Do this.
03:05:26 I don't, he's like a redneck.
03:05:27 Gary.
03:05:29 Hey, sure. They believe, which is.
03:05:31 Let's start right off the bat here.
03:05:33 Let's go with, the fun things on the roof.
03:05:36 What should we need? A Jesus statement.
03:05:39 What do you mean, a Jesus statement?
03:05:42 God bless you.
03:05:43 Jesus.
03:05:44 Jesus is with you.
03:05:45 Jesus, is in your heart.
03:05:47 Jesus, have you found?
03:05:51 Have you found Jesus?
03:05:52 Jesus, have you found yet in your life?
03:05:56 I hope your situation
03:05:57 I didn't have you open your heart to Jesus.
03:06:01 Did him?
03:06:04 And there.
03:06:04 Hello.
03:06:06 So you guys just sit around,
03:06:06 watch music video is what he does I bet watch it's going to say.
03:06:10 It's going to say what I typed 40.
03:06:12 He's giving away shit.
03:06:14 It's going to say what you do is this I,
03:06:18 I think so it did last time.
03:06:21 It's got to catch up.
03:06:22 He's got he's got 600 people there.
03:06:25 Here comes.
03:06:26 Oh it says help solve a instead of large rants.
03:06:28 That's going to be confusing.
03:06:29 Oh that's bullshit,
03:06:33 she said I see you.
03:06:34 What's up.
03:06:35 Slade's rant
03:06:37 swage come on bro.
03:06:39 Oh they're still working it out but we'll get there
03:06:42 one day. Oh.
03:06:45 Oh no sister, where's that out?
03:06:49 And we both been working it out.
03:06:52 That's where I'm at to
03:06:54 definitely split.
03:06:57 We'll see some.
03:06:58 There's something there
03:07:01 to make sure all these bad boys fit.
03:07:03 You just fucking with guns.
03:07:05 You just fucking with guns.
03:07:07 See, I'm.
03:07:07 We're trying to come to a revelation.
03:07:10 Trying to be nice.
03:07:12 I don't know what we're trying to do now.
03:07:14 This is like a 1 in 1 room shack.
03:07:17 Or is this just a bedroom?
03:07:18 No, it's the basement.
03:07:19 In the house, they have, couch rats and certain couch, couch stream, dirty couch.
03:07:24 And I really don't need to be doing it,
03:07:27 but people love and love it.
03:07:29 Alabama.
03:07:31 So we should change the format.
03:07:32 Get a dirty bedspread easier, but some will
03:07:37 scratch our balls and load our guns, right?
03:07:40 Gary shouldn't have, like, spiffed up his studio view.
03:07:42 He should have made it like shittier,
03:07:45 guns on the wall.
03:07:46 So shit, he knows I still hang out with my best.
03:07:50 A, B and D
03:07:53 I would, I would like to stay, but the music makes me want to go.
03:07:57 And I didn't tell that guy to do that.
03:07:58 But this is his. This isn't his first time.
03:08:02 I went ahead and followed you
03:08:04 with a two hour okay, team.
03:08:06 What's up man? I thought I talked to you the other day.
03:08:07 You go get a few people that come over and follow.
03:08:09 That happens.
03:08:10 What's up brother,
03:08:12 I usually raid, I might be raiding him.
03:08:13 I think he's been who I've been. Raid. And he raped them.
03:08:16 And, Yeah, that's what I said.
03:08:17 I like to read them. Raped him?
03:08:21 Yeah. I got one more link.
03:08:22 I don't even got it. Click on it.
03:08:23 I can tell from the thumbnail what video it is.
03:08:26 Yeah, I've seen that video over the years.
03:08:28 There is, a dispute over snow.
03:08:34 Oops.
03:08:34 I keep pushing it when it says we kind of Snowden make God almost go away in this,
03:08:40 as as he through these emotions and I and
03:08:44 I don't mean he because he knows what God is, but,
03:08:48 exactly the way as we get more and more of that
03:08:51 and it seems harder and harder to prove that anything might exist like that,
03:08:55 where does that leave us on our own?
03:09:00 How hard is it?
03:09:01 Which, to my mind, is much more responsible than hoping
03:09:04 that someone will save us from our.
03:09:06 Oh, I don't have a fucking hands to do it ourself.
03:09:09 And if we're wrong
03:09:11 and there is someone who steps in and say this, okay, that's all right.
03:09:15 I'm for that.
03:09:16 But we, you know, hedge their bets.
03:09:18 It's Pascal's bargain. Run backwards.
03:09:21 The word God covers.
03:09:23 My uncle talks exactly like this guy.
03:09:26 And you recognize that?
03:09:27 And the question what's amazing from.
03:09:30 And I get all these old light skinned
03:09:34 male with long white you can't sitting in a throne.
03:09:37 And we can't talk about that
03:09:38 in the fall of every sparrow for which there is no evidence.
03:09:41 So my mind, if anybody has some, I sure would like to see it
03:09:44 to the kind of God that Einstein or Spinoza talked about.
03:09:49 But everything is determined.
03:09:50 The sum total that could be determined.
03:09:53 No, no. Not predetermined. Determined.
03:09:55 There are laws in the universe.
03:09:57 That's what what he just did,
03:09:58 what he just so callously dismissed as some white hair beard.
03:10:01 Roberta, there
03:10:02 could have just simply been determinate, you know, determination, determinism.
03:10:08 Those are two different things.
03:10:09 Determination,
03:10:11 determinism.
03:10:14 Right.
03:10:15 We agree that everything is determined ism.
03:10:17 Everything that's going to happen is going to happen.
03:10:19 If we can't agree on that, then as above,
03:10:21 so below, as above, as above can we agree on that?
03:10:25 No. As above.
03:10:25 So then of course God exists
03:10:28 and there are all sorts of other nuances.
03:10:30 There is, for example, the deep yes, like nonsense.
03:10:33 And listen in in the founding fathers of this country believed in, well,
03:10:37 although it is a secret whose name may not be spoken in some circles, it was.
03:10:44 They knew it a do nothing king,
03:10:47 the God who creates the universe and then retires.
03:10:50 And if him brain there's no kings. Bro.
03:10:54 Point.
03:10:55 It's not here. He went somewhere else.
03:10:57 He had other things to do.
03:10:59 Now that's also a God.
03:11:00 So when you say do you believe in God?
03:11:03 If I say yes, or if I say, well, I guess if those two possibilities don't exist,
03:11:07 there must not be anything in yours if you have one.
03:11:10 But why would we use a word so ambiguous?
03:11:14 That means so many different things get you freedom
03:11:17 because you promise to cover everything, to get them to agree
03:11:22 with someone else with whom you do not agree.
03:11:25 Wait, I think you just.
03:11:27 He just actually revealed the secret
03:11:30 to coexisting in a utopia.
03:11:34 I'm going to play it again just because
03:11:36 he's using it as an argument against, but it's actually an argument for.
03:11:39 That means so many different things.
03:11:41 It gives you freedom to find.
03:11:43 It gives you freedom to it doesn't give you freedom to define it.
03:11:48 It gives it the capability of meaning.
03:11:51 Everything
03:11:53 deemed to agree
03:11:54 with someone else with whom you do not agree.
03:11:57 And that's I just walked over again.
03:11:59 That's the important part gives you the ability to agree with something
03:12:02 with yours.
03:12:03 I have one, but then I want to do it in a word.
03:12:06 So ambiguous that means so many different things.
03:12:10 It gives you freedom to find it.
03:12:12 It gives you freedom to seem to agree
03:12:15 with someone else with whom you do not agree.
03:12:19 No hovers over differences.
03:12:22 It makes for social lubrication,
03:12:25 but it is not an aid to truth in my view.
03:12:28 And therefore I think we need much sharper language when we ask these questions.
03:12:32 Sorry to take so long in answering this, but this is an important issue.
03:12:35 And what if there is no truth?
03:12:41 That's just retarded.
03:12:43 What do you mean?
03:12:48 I mean, it's retarded.
03:12:50 Okay, can you expand on that?
03:12:55 I can,
03:13:01 put that in the same post.
03:13:02 You mentioned him also that you call him.
03:13:05 Are you gonna call the Americans to find an offensive word?
03:13:07 Yeah. Retarded.
03:13:09 Do you stand by that claim of calling to authority?
03:13:12 I think there's something wrong. Absolutely.
03:13:14 Because you don't think you have a problem with.
03:13:18 Do you know what the number one method?
03:13:20 Humanity.
03:13:22 I guess it was a post online that he called symbols retarded.
03:13:26 Do you know what the number one defense is against slander? And,
03:13:30 defame, defaming,
03:13:33 not truth, excluding it being true.
03:13:37 Right? Americans do find an offensive word.
03:13:39 Did you imagine that?
03:13:40 Disclosure stand by disclosure calling two months retarded?
03:13:43 Yeah, I think I would like to see a court case
03:13:45 where Tim Walz has to prove that he's not returned.
03:13:48 My I just love the questioners response here.
03:13:52 Calling ten months retarded.
03:13:54 Yeah, I think there's something wrong with them. Absolutely. Yeah.
03:13:57 She like, thinks she got them like she's I'm going to catch him off guard.
03:14:00 And he's not going to answer this question.
03:14:02 I like that he doesn't care about his hair.
03:14:05 Yeah. The hair that's fake apparently.
03:14:07 And by that claim of falling to wall.
03:14:09 So I think there's something wrong with them. Absolutely.
03:14:12 Sure you don't think you have a problem with it?
03:14:14 And, you know what?
03:14:15 I think there's something wrong with it.
03:14:17 Anybody that would do what he did, anybody that would allow those people
03:14:21 into a state and pay billions of dollars up to Somalia,
03:14:25 we give billions of dollars to somebody, is not even a country
03:14:28 because it doesn't function like a country.
03:14:31 It's got a name, but it doesn't function like a country.
03:14:34 Don't say that. He said. Somalia wasn't a country, Mr.
03:14:36 President, you said it.
03:14:44 We go back now to
03:14:44 Southern California, where a VH one bus crashed just a short while ago,
03:14:49 spilling more than 2,000 pounds of slut on Interstate five near Palmdale.
03:14:53 The bus was transporting contestants for the new VH one reality series
03:14:56 The Road to Knoxville, in which 18 scantily clad young women vie
03:15:00 for the heart of divorced stuntman Johnny Knoxville.
03:15:02 Officials there are struggling to control the spread of sludge, which is already
03:15:06 polluting the roadway and is spreading now down a hillside into residential areas.
03:15:11 Let's go live to Onion News networks broadcast live on the scene.
03:15:14 Brian. What's exactly going on up there?
03:15:16 Well, it's just horrible.
03:15:17 On the highway here was not pristine to begin with,
03:15:20 but now it's covered in all of this orange skinned slut.
03:15:23 I've only been here an hour.
03:15:24 I've already seen four Three-Way kisses and six tattoos with misspellings.
03:15:29 And down.
03:15:30 When the stench of perfume and tequila mixed together is pretty difficult
03:15:33 to stomach.
03:15:34 Sounds like quite a scene.
03:15:35 Now the local fire department is just not equipped to handle something this toxic.
03:15:39 The problem is that
03:15:40 we're very close to the San Gabriel River, and officials are concerned that
03:15:43 the sluts might go skinny dipping in it or think it's a hot tub and make out.
03:15:47 Oh my gosh. Yeah.
03:15:48 We should say to the crews, they're doing their best.
03:15:50 They're just trying to keep these sluts contained within prompt.
03:15:53 So is country sauce shooter contest in the ditch.
03:15:56 Finally, we just got word that VH1 has issued a statement.
03:15:59 It's on their website.
03:16:00 It says they are fully committed to the safe handling of sludge.
03:16:03 Yes, but the EPA has urged VH1 to use perhaps a more diluted
03:16:06 form of slut than this highly concentrated slut they use now.
03:16:10 Yeah, all sounds that sounds like good stuff,
03:16:11 but I don't think VH one's gonna ever go for that.
03:16:13 Brian, stay safe out there and don't fucking stuff.
03:16:16 Don't fuck any of those sluts.
03:16:20 This truck loser.
03:16:21 Fucking coward.
03:16:22 You got breaking news to loser.
03:16:24 Isn't that weird?
03:16:26 Yeah.
03:16:26 Know.
03:16:32 So, previously, with the previous story.
03:16:35 Before the last story.
03:16:38 Pre breaking news.
03:16:38 Today, I am signing an executive order making it legal to call your friends
03:16:44 fags and retards if they are doing something faggy or retarded.
03:16:49 Fags and retards.
03:16:51 Ladies and gentlemen, we've got to start calling our friends this again.
03:16:54 And we will.
03:16:55 We're going to call them fags and retards again.
03:17:01 You can tell that some kind of video of this,
03:17:03 but what kind of video is this fag fucking retired.
03:17:07 Owning an introduced video?
03:17:09 I don't know, it was just next.
03:17:11 I thought I'd play it look cool.
03:17:13 So what are you, Gary?
03:17:15 They're just going to safely make it home.
03:17:18 Oh, I'm.
03:17:25 I think they lose.
03:17:27 So, Speaking of roadway incidences,
03:17:33 the kid.
03:17:34 We haven't seen the kid in a while, and I think I may have found him.
03:17:38 He may have shot someone on a roadway, apparently, but he was cool about it.
03:17:42 Oh, but we're learning new details.
03:17:44 Of course we allegedly left an 11 year old boy dead in Hendersonville.
03:17:50 11 year old veteran.
03:17:52 Police say a 22 year old driver pulled a gun after a hit
03:17:55 a three way exchange with the boy's stepfather.
03:17:58 Our Mark Robeson says they're going to do a death, at least.
03:18:01 Video grief to the kid.
03:18:03 Road rage shooting that happened last Friday. All right.
03:18:06 Investigators and into now.
03:18:08 We are seeing the immediate witness statements.
03:18:09 The shooting as Las Vegas police have released some body cam video.
03:18:13 Body cam video of officers just passing by on the freeway
03:18:16 was always the wrong body officer to arrive on scene.
03:18:19 The boy's stepfather pleading for help.
03:18:21 The suspect admitting to the crime in the lead of the day.
03:18:26 Officer dead. Hi guys.
03:18:29 I think he loves the.
03:18:33 Kid. Is that the kid?
03:18:36 It's not a moment, I promise.
03:18:38 I do not have suspects seen on the body cam.
03:18:41 I don't want him on his back to be handcuffed.
03:18:43 Even before the officer had any real.
03:18:45 Let me handle my own.
03:18:46 It happened.
03:18:47 The suspect identified as Matthew Tyler.
03:18:50 I got to see the kids. Tyler.
03:18:52 Matthew Johns, 22 years old.
03:18:54 He's accused of number one. Are you were confused.
03:18:56 He's got fucking three first names.
03:18:57 Stepfather was taking him to school when that shooting happened on the 215 freeway.
03:19:02 I'm on it.
03:19:03 This guy's got no regrets.
03:19:05 Act is heard telling the officer.
03:19:06 Yeah, that's pretty much my fault.
03:19:08 I don't look like the kid with the hat and the glasses.
03:19:10 I know that hurt my feelings, but he's because of the kid as well.
03:19:14 There's always a chance.
03:19:14 Anything can happen now, if you're a free man, I would be praying.
03:19:17 I just really bizarre right now.
03:19:20 What?
03:19:21 I'm not interested.
03:19:22 That sounds pretty sketchy.
03:19:23 What a shitty thing to say.
03:19:25 He basically just said,
03:19:28 you better follow my religion, boy.
03:19:31 All right.
03:19:34 What is that?
03:19:35 What is a fucking saying from Shawshank?
03:19:36 Something about praying because you're asking belongs to me.
03:19:39 I know I'm the king
03:19:42 fucking the kid, bro, I got it.
03:19:45 I'm the kid.
03:19:47 So if you are the kid and you're okay and you're not in prison, please call on
03:19:51 if he's not.
03:19:51 I got bailed out by now. I'm sure. Radical.
03:19:55 I know we haven't seen him in a while.
03:19:56 I'm sure that his hair would be about that long. Like.
03:19:58 Right.
03:19:59 Like I think hair grows a lot faster.
03:20:03 You you think so? In Montana, every time.
03:20:05 Everything.
03:20:06 Everything goes faster in Montana.
03:20:09 There goes that.
03:20:12 Sweet.
03:20:13 Punch my microphone up.
03:20:17 There.
03:20:17 So we for my next video. Okay.
03:20:19 I'm. I'm so sorry. The kid.
03:20:21 I'm so sorry, everyone.
03:20:23 I'm so sorry.
03:20:26 Oh, God.
03:20:27 There's no sound.
03:20:28 I can see the big fucking sound thing right there from here.
03:20:30 You fucking idiot.
03:20:32 It's not me. I tried to cut a corner.
03:20:34 I fucking thought I could just
03:20:34 shift the video without doing the stupid little streamyard hustle.
03:20:38 You're such a retard.
03:20:41 Let me guess.
03:20:41 There's still no sound, right?
03:20:44 Oh, there it is.
03:20:50 It's.
03:20:50 I thought this was a joke.
03:20:52 At first, I didn't realize he was a real rapper.
03:20:56 It's fucking Danny Glover, man.
03:20:59 That's not cool.
03:21:00 I got
03:21:02 you shouldn't be able to show that.
03:21:04 No, she's saying it's a soliloquy of.
03:21:07 Of America
03:21:10 or of the movie, not America.
03:21:12 This is a confused world.
03:21:14 That's the film I'm giving up.
03:21:16 It's not my America.
03:21:18 Yeah, this is America.
03:21:20 A smile, I got strep, I got gotta carry there.
03:21:25 Yeah, I don't yeah, yeah.
03:21:27 No again.
03:21:28 Is that good dancing or is that my thing.
03:21:30 He's a comedian right. Oh,
03:21:33 get in the way.
03:21:35 You got to live in the house.
03:21:36 It's so artistic.
03:21:37 No. This is.
03:21:39 Yeah, yeah.
03:21:41 Okay.
03:21:42 Like what?
03:21:43 Look what I'm doing. I look up now, says no.
03:21:45 It's like, what, eight years old, ten years old, 18 years old.
03:21:51 Oh, my God, this.
03:21:56 Was great.
03:21:59 Back on your back. On your back.
03:22:01 I got the plug on what?
03:22:02 Gonna find out.
03:22:04 This isn't good rap, right? You can.
03:22:10 I don't know,
03:22:12 it's like rap, but
03:22:15 they're like, guys, there's a story about.
03:22:17 I didn't get it.
03:22:19 I tried to get it.
03:22:22 I don't get lost in.
03:22:26 The dates.
03:22:28 Breaking news.
03:22:30 I bet.
03:22:34 When my tango.
03:22:42 It's just in George's Aids.
03:22:46 They they they they did.
03:22:49 But you can now. Fine.
03:22:50 Look at this fine gentleman.
03:22:52 Gary could have took a page out of his.
03:22:54 Out of his book.
03:22:57 There is a lot that you you can get transfused
03:23:00 with aid resistant blood, and it'll actually clear for your aids.
03:23:03 I was just reading.
03:23:04 Why is this? Get out of here?
03:23:07 And I think, so this accident gentleman here,
03:23:11 Zarb, zarb, zarb.
03:23:14 Ali, he's 28.
03:23:16 This is 28 pizza place.
03:23:18 All right. He's 28.
03:23:21 So he reportedly told the court that nine months after he first
03:23:24 considered murdering Castiel, his Castiel, his estranged wife,
03:23:29 he drove to her apartment and waited until she entered her bathroom.
03:23:32 After he saw the bathroom lights turned on, he stuck into the apartment,
03:23:35 waited for her to come.
03:23:36 It's going to come. Weird. Yeah.
03:23:38 I don't know why she would do that.
03:23:39 As soon as she did, he stabbed her multiple times
03:23:42 and placed her body in the trunk of his car.
03:23:44 Ashley said he drove Castillo's body.
03:23:47 Costello's body, to a remote desert, and buried her, then return to exhume
03:23:53 her corpse, sexually assaulted her, and then reburied the body.
03:23:58 Do you think he was hoping it was still warm?
03:24:01 No, because, I mean, the the ground is gonna be cooler than the air.
03:24:04 And this was in California, so
03:24:08 that what happened was is,
03:24:10 that bitch said
03:24:12 you will never, ever have sex with me again.
03:24:18 That's all she had.
03:24:19 He was like, fuck you, bitch. And he killed her.
03:24:21 And then he buried her.
03:24:21 And then he, like, he drove it back home, and he was like, wait,
03:24:25 that I have sex evidence?
03:24:27 Yeah, I guess I can show her one more time.
03:24:30 And I'm sure he's a reasonable man.
03:24:31 He's like, well, she is dead.
03:24:34 I don't know if he's a reasonable man because this is his quote.
03:24:36 He said, benefit of the doubt, innocent until proven guilty.
03:24:40 Just to confirm that I am a monster.
03:24:42 I raped her, Alice said in a taped interview
03:24:44 with detectives per KLA, which is a news station.
03:24:48 Quote.
03:24:48 If I didn't commit to being a monster, then she would have died for no reason.
03:24:52 What? A friend starts a conversation like that.
03:24:59 I'm thinking,
03:25:02 It's a cultural thing.
03:25:04 Then,
03:25:06 I don't know, but apparently they're know know a divorce.
03:25:08 Well, in honor of her killers, right?
03:25:15 That is the.
03:25:15 Yeah. Yes.
03:25:16 Where you kill them in honor.
03:25:19 I don't know if I'm burying them, digging them up, raping them, then.
03:25:23 Well, I don't know.
03:25:23 That's considered rape at that point, but,
03:25:31 Yeah, I think it's the first degree murder on Friday.
03:25:33 He previously pled guilty to sexually assaulting Castillo's body,
03:25:36 so I think it is right.
03:25:37 I don't get a picture of her, though.
03:25:38 I'm curious on what she looks like.
03:25:41 Like the baby seals.
03:25:42 What was she wearing?
03:25:43 I mean, not now. She's asking for it.
03:25:46 She's wearing what she looks for.
03:25:47 Now I'm saying what she looks like.
03:25:50 She's worm food.
03:25:55 Yeah. Oh.
03:25:56 She's cute. Shame killing.
03:25:57 So maybe she was.
03:25:58 Maybe she did something dishonorable.
03:26:01 Yeah, maybe she deserved it.
03:26:03 She's cute.
03:26:03 She probably didn't. Obviously. I'm joking.
03:26:06 This show is always joking.
03:26:09 Come on.
03:26:12 Seen hate hate hate hate.
03:26:17 Where the picture go?
03:26:19 I don't know, but there it is.
03:26:21 Yeah. She's cute. Other than the teeth.
03:26:23 Too big for her.
03:26:24 No, actually, it's just because the bottom teeth
03:26:26 are meshing with the top teeth in this grainy photo.
03:26:30 She looks really old in the middle.
03:26:31 Bottom one down there.
03:26:32 That's probably. Let's see. That's what was exactly I was talking about.
03:26:34 That's what she looked like in the coffin.
03:26:36 Oh, wait. Sorry.
03:26:37 Oh, yeah. Different. Different.
03:26:39 See the one right below the one that's highlighted?
03:26:40 That's how she looked like in the coffin over there.
03:26:44 Yeah. Or they put too much.
03:26:45 No, the one right in the middle that you were on first.
03:26:48 That they put too much makeup.
03:26:49 That's how they look like when they're in the funeral home
03:26:53 yet opened up in a different thing.
03:26:55 But it was me
03:26:57 there. Oh, God damn.
03:26:58 This tab.
03:27:00 Yeah.
03:27:00 And you look at it.
03:27:01 You lost your sound.
03:27:02 That's what I did.
03:27:05 There was no sound anyway.
03:27:08 Like my sound period.
03:27:10 I would give her a three, four and a half, maybe.
03:27:13 I mean, a three and a half.
03:27:14 Or let me just sing one photo of her.
03:27:18 Yeah, and with that one photo.
03:27:22 No, there's another one.
03:27:23 It looks like way different. Like, look at him here and him here.
03:27:25 He looks like old man. Here.
03:27:27 He looks like a young guy here, like John Belushi.
03:27:30 There.
03:27:35 And there's other people.
03:27:36 There's.
03:27:36 There's Ozzy's daughter again.
03:27:40 Which one had cowboy hat?
03:27:43 Pick one. There she is. Right there.
03:27:45 Bottom. Yeah. Joe.
03:27:46 Meth. Meth. Me oh, wait. Actually, there she is on the right.
03:27:48 One more. That looks a lot like the way she does it. Weird though.
03:27:50 There's Jaime's last name. Is that a joker?
03:27:53 This guy character?
03:27:56 I hope so.
03:27:57 Everyone's giving this one rid at me one minute read American murderer
03:28:01 and rapists of meth. Any.
03:28:05 He's having meth in his name.
03:28:08 It's got him. Good job.
03:28:10 He looks like he has meth.
03:28:11 I mean, he looks like he has done meth.
03:28:13 So he killed 13 people. Apparently
03:28:16 too much weight.
03:28:19 So while he claimed to have killed 13
03:28:21 people, sufficient evidence was only found to convict him of two murders.
03:28:24 But he says he did it.
03:28:26 So why would you not take his word for it?
03:28:32 Say he didn't do it, but he did, like, no, this.
03:28:34 Like.
03:28:35 No, I remember or like, you would just go, okay,
03:28:38 I guess so.
03:28:41 I shot the clip,
03:28:43 but I did not shoot the deputy kids.
03:28:46 The word originally came from Germany hundreds and hundreds of years ago.
03:28:51 Origin and the word describe the sound that a child makes
03:28:54 when it's suckling at the breast.
03:28:56 And that's where it comes from.
03:28:58 Like you could just said, that word originally came from Germany.
03:29:03 Why did he do that?
03:29:05 And the word describes
03:29:06 is that because it's supposed to be choked when it's suckling at the breast?
03:29:10 And that's where it kind of sounds nothing like tit, no tits.
03:29:14 If that was the case, then we call them.
03:29:19 Maybe it's how
03:29:20 they would like describe it in cartoons,
03:29:23 but in cartoons.
03:29:31 So you see the retarded, the retarded shits.
03:29:35 Oh, did I say shits?
03:29:35 I meant ships in the Detroit River.
03:29:38 I had the retarded shits the other day I went to Wawa.
03:29:41 I'm in two weeks.
03:29:43 I can tell.
03:29:44 Want to hear in the Detroit River.
03:29:46 This time it's the Robert S Pearson.
03:29:49 She's 630.
03:29:50 How many times
03:29:51 tugboats have been work before they check the bottom three her to get a stick.
03:29:55 It is pretty magnificent sight.
03:29:57 Despite, you know, the unfortunate circumstances.
03:29:59 It's not magnificent and forth in the last four years, it's becoming a common
03:30:04 sight here.
03:30:04 Why are you counting them? Is that his job, or is he just.
03:30:07 He just does the river walk
03:30:08 in the winter months, Martin ran aground in the same area.
03:30:12 Well, I'm not sure how the, Chris Everson works out.
03:30:16 They turn sideways.
03:30:18 Ones that were being
03:30:19 used to help free the 630ft Robert S Pearson.
03:30:22 Isn't it something that we could fix with, I don't know, a theory.
03:30:25 About 30ft from the break wall, Severson came down
03:30:28 to snap photos of the freighter after the second 24.
03:30:31 In here, all along here along the shoreline, it's completely mud.
03:30:35 Severson told us what these tugboats were doing to free the freighter.
03:30:38 So what they're trying to do
03:30:39 is they're trying to use the mud and the suction of the mud.
03:30:41 They're trying to rotate her,
03:30:43 kind of like having it sitting in, and they're trying to rotate her in
03:30:46 while the main ship pulls a stern and pulls her into the Mann River.
03:30:49 According to the U.S.
03:30:50 Coast Guard, the Robert S Pearson was fully here.
03:30:52 I don't think they needed his expertise to tell us.
03:30:55 So it became stuck shortly after he was on away
03:30:59 where it was, the Coast Guard says no crew was trying to.
03:31:02 There was no pollution, drive away from traffic
03:31:05 and stuck on tugboats were eventually able to get there.
03:31:08 Halfway there they were hanging back that up to be looked over.
03:31:11 It's crazy.
03:31:12 It's crazy to the front of the ship, with them, with the.
03:31:15 Yeah. Right there.
03:31:16 They're halfway there.
03:31:17 They marked the depth of the ship.
03:31:19 Now they just need to mark the depth of the river.
03:31:23 Like, I don't really care.
03:31:25 I mean, I know that's to load the ship.
03:31:26 That tells you that makes no sense, right?
03:31:28 How does that 2,400 pounds of fucking rock and the more pounds you put,
03:31:33 I don't know if it's 25 pounds, the their level is 24.
03:31:37 And why don't they just use the dirty water line?
03:31:40 Obviously they've never put more than 28 in it
03:31:44 right.
03:31:45 Maybe recently there was 28 seriously wrong with my uncle
03:31:48 when my Uncle Fish is saying that.
03:31:50 So it's run aground.
03:31:51 And so if you can see that, that's pushing up,
03:31:54 but it's still got to be dug in more than no no, no, no, seriously,
03:31:57 that starts at zero when there's nothing in that ship
03:31:59 and it's floating on the top of the water
03:32:00 with no weight in it, it's probably a price of zero now.
03:32:03 It's probably the one that's floating. That's why that line we line it.
03:32:05 They just said there was like 24 tons of or whatever it said, how many rocks
03:32:09 and fucking pounds of rocks.
03:32:10 And it pulls a stern and pulls her into the man River.
03:32:13 According to the US Coast Guard,
03:32:15 the Robert S Pearson was fully loaded with over 18,000 tons of stuff.
03:32:19 18,000 is nothing to do with the 24.
03:32:21 Over on her way to Lorain, Ohio, the Coast Guard says no crew Minnesota
03:32:26 and there was no pollution or impact on other freighter traffic.
03:32:30 No one even asked.
03:32:31 Now I think there is free her from the mud.
03:32:33 Is everyone okay? Yes.
03:32:34 And there's no pollution.
03:32:35 It's over.
03:32:35 It's crazy. You're like, wait, what?
03:32:38 These tugboats are even able to push that back?
03:32:40 So everybody else could have asked River seven news, Detroit
03:32:45 oh my God, a motor.
03:32:46 It was able to move this thing that has a motor that moves it.
03:32:50 That crazy.
03:32:55 That a motor device
03:32:56 could be a paddle object or an oar,
03:33:00 or your hands or your feet or a sail in the wind.
03:33:04 It's not that crazy.
03:33:05 There's plenty of modes of water transportation
03:33:09 could have been one of those wheels.
03:33:11 Like, what is that, a,
03:33:13 you know, like the riverboat paddle boat?
03:33:18 I don't know.
03:33:21 Could have been a lot like us.
03:33:24 Is it like us?
03:33:25 How do you say that?
03:33:26 Do do do do.
03:33:35 I, I hope you don't
03:33:38 don't be went camping.
03:33:41 Oh, yeah.
03:33:43 Wow, wow.
03:33:44 We ran the front page 20 years.
03:33:47 I've been a part time job for 20 years.
03:33:51 You need to carry.
03:33:51 You need to quit.
03:33:52 Carry 20 viewers to be part of the Rumble Premium.
03:33:55 I should check on enough. Stop
03:33:57 I day like I'm done.
03:33:59 Then I have a good one.
03:34:01 You get the name up.
03:34:02 Just make sure you.
03:34:03 Everything has to do with prison
03:34:06 part of the fight.
03:34:07 So it's mostly I got weird like who I am.
03:34:09 So I got to move.
03:34:13 I got to move
03:34:15 my stuff.
03:34:17 I bought my new.
03:34:23 They not love her, and I love her.
03:34:25 And I love they not like they got my gun.
03:34:28 And I'm like a.
03:34:31 I think they
03:34:33 close out anyway.
03:34:34 So what is that?
03:34:36 Go on the homies.
03:34:37 I don't want you
03:34:40 don't this on PBS.
03:34:42 This will make you gotta go right
03:34:45 now. Not you
03:34:48 I guess I'll, I don't I don't want you in my kitchen.
03:34:52 I don't want to.
03:34:53 I ask you all the base stuff like one, two, three, four, five, five.
03:34:57 I six, seven.
03:34:59 Oh, he missed an opportunity there.
03:35:03 I. Gotta
03:35:09 come back up and get around the truth of the matter with black money.
03:35:13 So now the.
03:35:17 Family.
03:35:18 Thank you, thank you, thank you again.
03:35:21 My. I gotta be at work.
03:35:23 That's why I'm here.
03:35:24 How? I'm.
03:35:28 Not God.
03:35:28 Yeah,
03:35:30 I think.
03:35:32 I'm good. I'm
03:35:34 like. Yeah.
03:35:36 Oh, I gotta stream through Rumble Studio in order to do ad reads.
03:35:39 You get paid.
03:35:41 I did not realize that.
03:35:46 I thought we could just do an ad, read.
03:35:51 I'm going to try it anyway
03:35:52 and see what happens.
03:35:56 Tonight of gift cards that scream I gave up every year.
03:35:59 It's the same struggle finding something that actually means something.
03:36:01 Well, I found it.
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03:36:15 trust me, they'll remember who gave it to them.
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03:36:36 Go to my Chicago steak.com and use the code Cyber Filet.
03:36:41 That's my Chicago steak.com codes.
03:36:43 Cyber filet.
03:36:44 Give them something they'll actually talk about at Christmas.
03:36:48 From Christians to Chris I'm going to take inches off my dick bro.
03:36:54 That was pretty good practice.
03:36:55 I fucked up like four times.
03:36:58 I'm quiet now. You go ahead, Gary.
03:37:00 And then normally there'd be a little,
03:37:03 QR code right there. Right?
03:37:05 It doesn't matter.
03:37:08 You're fired.
03:37:12 So I got to be right there.
03:37:15 This wasn't relevant last week.
03:37:17 Enough for me that we do cover wrestling occasionally, but,
03:37:21 there was, some reports from,
03:37:24 very famous wrestler,
03:37:28 that were stating that,
03:37:30 Vince McMahon and Shawn Michaels, he's back,
03:37:33 potentially we're having,
03:37:37 an affair with each other.
03:37:39 Those are two men you're talking about.
03:37:41 That's why it's not easy.
03:37:43 Yep. On and Vince were sleeping with each other.
03:37:50 So what do you say?
03:37:51 Finish him? I'm not. I mean, something different.
03:37:54 Very close to the truth here is that Sean, Sean and Vince were lovers.
03:37:58 And that's why all
03:38:00 I'm not.
03:38:01 I'm just 20, 25.
03:38:02 That doesn't mean shit anymore to me.
03:38:04 With age, their story, they and I just.
03:38:08 When I look back, that's like stands for man.
03:38:10 I got caught between two lovers.
03:38:14 You know, and I got shafted, screwed over.
03:38:17 And Sean was so envious and jealous of my position that he finally had,
03:38:21 which position was that?
03:38:23 To get it and
03:38:25 I, I tell you, I say all this
03:38:27 with absolute, I would say it to Sean, if he was right here,
03:38:31 I would, I would I actually like that he's joking.
03:38:34 I can tell he's joking.
03:38:35 We were lovers.
03:38:38 He's.
03:38:38 I'm sure they were.
03:38:40 Is he? You know, you were saying earlier,
03:38:42 but when is he hiding out the truth and a joke?
03:38:45 If I saw you or Vince or Sean here, I would say I think you guys were lovers.
03:38:50 I love it.
03:38:57 So, speaking of love, I was gonna.
03:39:00 You got more coming. It. Oh, sorry.
03:39:02 I was going to bring that last week, but, I know it just never came up,
03:39:05 and it was just kind of a one off thing, and I was like, yeah, whatever.
03:39:08 But then he came out again, and,
03:39:10 he, he doubles down on it in a different,
03:39:13 podcast forum here.
03:39:16 Oh, damn it.
03:39:19 Or is it
03:39:21 why are we think Vince McMahon Victoria.
03:39:23 Because he was in love.
03:39:24 We talking about that honest way?
03:39:26 I really think Vince so in love with warrior.
03:39:29 I don't know what they did behind closed doors, but
03:39:33 I really don't know.
03:39:34 My suspicions are higher than they used to be.
03:39:36 I don't know that warrior was. Can they get much higher?
03:39:40 I say that, but I'm.
03:39:41 I really mean that now that I think it's
03:39:43 common knowledge that Vince was a sexual predator. So.
03:39:49 Not that there's anything wrong with that
03:39:51 like that.
03:39:52 And I think that's probably why I only got the title five times.
03:39:56 Now he's making jokes, but he's also saying some stuff.
03:39:59 You know, if somebody wanted to, they could potentially sue him.
03:40:02 Unless it's true.
03:40:04 The best defense against defamation is the truth.
03:40:08 All right.
03:40:10 So there's not much you can do
03:40:12 if that's the way it is
03:40:15 today.
03:40:15 Today was Cyber Monday.
03:40:17 We have extended his pants off.
03:40:20 We've extended our pants off ten, Black Friday
03:40:24 coupon code at the Fladge rants.com/shop.
03:40:29 Once again, you can get the collection of Four flags rants glasses, one
03:40:33 with Gary, one with Tor, one with Brady, and the fourth one with your own picture.
03:40:38 Just let me know.
03:40:40 Send your picture in.
03:40:41 We also have the dog bandana and the phone cases
03:40:45 that seem to be flying, and the dog bandana,
03:40:50 and to go along with the bikini that comes in all sizes to half off right now.
03:40:54 Half off the price, half off. Your wife,
03:40:57 you can get a bottle of lotion because she's going to fall asleep early,
03:41:00 and you're going to need something to take care of that.
03:41:02 And then why don't you put it in a cup for her in the morning?
03:41:07 You can just go ahead and click on that link right there.
03:41:11 Or, you don't have to click on it. What do you do with the QR code?
03:41:14 I don't know what to say. Point at the QR code.
03:41:17 I don't
03:41:17 use to use the QR code like you use your wife.
03:41:21 Last night.
03:41:22 You all know you did.
03:41:24 Thanksgiving weekend is ripped off and three
03:41:26 big black ticks in all three holes at the same time.
03:41:28 And she deserves and way up your ass as far as they know, even Carter
03:41:32 and the thickest cock goes down your throat,
03:41:34 so it makes you gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away.
03:41:37 It feels like from the sky deserve this all.
03:41:39 You come and just before you pass out those big black dicks with their logo
03:41:42 coming at you as you lay on your stomach.
03:41:44 The cum is coming out of all your holes.
03:41:46 I'll turn you over and check off over.
03:41:49 So I was just going to say
03:41:51 what last was I, but that was based on actual text messages, from,
03:41:56 whatever that woman
03:41:57 that was, and, and broke her NDA and Vince McMahon.
03:42:00 Yeah. But, yeah, I don't know.
03:42:04 I got no chance.
03:42:08 No chance.
03:42:12 Yeah,
03:42:12 I think you you might have a chance in hell.
03:42:15 I had breaking news that, Frank rag now,
03:42:18 Detroit line was coming out of retirement, and he was kind of a center.
03:42:21 He was coming out of retirement.
03:42:22 But then he feels physical, and then he,
03:42:27 he's not coming out of retirement, which is.
03:42:28 Which makes this next joke not as funny, but Detroit Lions football.
03:42:31 Calvin Johnson coming out of retirement for one more run.
03:42:35 That's funny because, you know, he retired already like ten,
03:42:39 12 years, ten, 20 years ago.
03:42:43 Those are all funny because
03:42:46 oh no, we suck again.
03:42:53 Do we have a topic next week?
03:42:56 I don't play a game.
03:42:57 Gary asked if we had a game. I got a game ready.
03:43:00 And then maybe because of the cold or the sleep, I'm pretty sure he left at
03:43:04 two hours.
03:43:05 Boom.
03:43:07 So knowing that we I got to play the game.
03:43:09 We got to play the game at 11.
03:43:11 One game.
03:43:12 Sleepy martini still playing. No,
03:43:17 I don't know what I forgot about this song.
03:43:19 I could have told you to mash up this song.
03:43:21 Yeah, let me mash up, man.
03:43:22 It just takes me, bro.
03:43:24 What about my niggas still out on the on the street?
03:43:26 What about my partners doing time?
03:43:30 What about us?
03:43:30 Because that was a topic. Was, wasn't it?
03:43:33 Then I did a bone start to her neck when I did it.
03:43:36 Still on the spot.
03:43:38 You have that.
03:43:38 My pilots do what I do.
03:43:41 You didn't buy this RFP from the police.
03:43:43 I you did.
03:43:44 You did a Bone Thugs, but that one had us in it.
03:43:48 There was also, this song, because we are
03:43:52 we are approaching the, holiday season.
03:43:56 Yes. We have to decorate this one.
03:43:58 I'm gonna have to get a tree.
03:44:06 The illegals in my yard.
03:44:09 Illegals in my yard.
03:44:11 These illegals in my yard.
03:44:14 Throw them some pesos and they work so hard.
03:44:19 For my yard.
03:44:21 I mean, I just got in my yard.
03:44:25 It's my router. Illegals in my yard.
03:44:27 I don't even ask if they got green card.
03:44:32 They're gonna pave up my driveway this Christmas.
03:44:35 They're gonna clean all my cars.
03:44:37 This Christmas.
03:44:39 They're going to shovel all the snow this Christmas.
03:44:41 Those illegals in my yard,
03:44:45 they're gonna dig me a pool this Christmas.
03:44:48 They're gonna landscape my lawn.
03:44:50 This Christmas.
03:44:52 They're going to cook me up some tacos this Christmas.
03:44:54 Those illegals in my yard,
03:44:59 illegals in my yard,
03:45:02 illegals in my yard,
03:45:05 illegals in my yard 16
03:45:08 arrive in a stolen car.
03:45:12 Illegal.
03:45:12 It's a little Spartan.
03:45:15 Illegals in my yard.
03:45:18 Illegals in my yard.
03:45:20 When they're not working, they sit at the bar.
03:45:25 They're going to
03:45:26 drink some, he says.
03:45:27 This Christmas they're gonna shoot some tequila.
03:45:31 This Christmas they're gonna get DUI.
03:45:34 Is this Christmas?
03:45:35 Those illegals in my yard,
03:45:38 they're getting free organ transplants this Christmas.
03:45:42 They're gonna have anchor babies.
03:45:44 This Christmas, they're going to scream Safeway Day this Christmas.
03:45:48 Those illegals in my yard,
03:45:52 illegals in my yard,
03:45:55 illegals in my yard,
03:45:58 illegals in my yard.
03:46:00 One at a time.
03:46:01 Run past those border guards.
03:46:05 Illegals in my yard,
03:46:08 illegals in my yard.
03:46:11 Illegals in my yard.
03:46:13 Hugo Chavez sends his kind regards.
03:46:17 They're
03:46:17 gonna tackle a Pat Buchanan this Christmas.
03:46:20 They're gonna chase down Lou Dobbs this Christmas.
03:46:24 They're gonna join up with La Raza this Christmas.
03:46:26 Those illegals in my yard,
03:46:30 they're gonna spread bubonic plague this Christmas.
03:46:34 They're gonna bring me lots of bedbugs this Christmas.
03:46:37 They're gonna pass.
03:46:39 Just this Christmas.
03:46:40 Those illegals in my yard.
03:46:45 Feliz Navidad.
03:46:47 Oh, so that was supposed to be.
03:46:49 What's the topic?
03:46:52 What a topic.
03:46:52 Wheelchair.
03:46:57 See, I just put a license
03:46:58 plate on somebody's car with a wheelchair on it.
03:47:01 Did you see the new wheelchair logo to make them not look all stationary
03:47:05 and static? Apparently, it was insulting.
03:47:09 Did you see it?
03:47:10 Yeah, I thought about it.
03:47:11 I thought they did that a while back, but it took this long now.
03:47:15 Like they didn't make you change it. When you get a new plate.
03:47:18 She just. She finally got a new plate for her car.
03:47:20 I thought all the parking spaces were gonna have to have the.
03:47:23 I haven't seen one.
03:47:24 Actually, I saw one, but typically not.
03:47:26 Yeah, we definitely covered it on the show.
03:47:27 As soon as I see the logo. I remember.
03:47:32 I just, I mean, seriously,
03:47:35 there's still notches on it.
03:47:36 It's still a circle to symbolize a wheel.
03:47:38 There's still a stick figure.
03:47:41 Yeah, but they're like one's life
03:47:44 and one's playing basketball is what it looks like
03:47:47 one's like once living
03:47:49 a life and one's racing.
03:47:52 If if you didn't know,
03:47:54 if if I showed you the.
03:47:57 If I didn't tell you what that was, and I showed you that picture,
03:48:00 you might not at first go like,
03:48:04 oh, that's a handicapped person.
03:48:05 And action like cock and back ready to fucking just crank those wheels forward.
03:48:10 Right.
03:48:10 You you might see a weird I bet a seven with a zero
03:48:15 and a five like 75 or like, put together.
03:48:18 Right? Like.
03:48:21 And here's a guy 75.
03:48:23 I'll, I'll, I'll knowledge gon play a little, you know, hypothetical game.
03:48:27 You know, nothing
03:48:29 one of these is offensive.
03:48:30 Which one?
03:48:32 The one on the right.
03:48:35 He looks retarded.
03:48:36 He looks it looks like he's spazzing out.
03:48:38 Like he's cockeyed.
03:48:39 Or so he does not look normal.
03:48:41 Looks like he's dumping, taking a dump.
03:48:43 But for some reason,
03:48:44 he looks like he's getting run over by the one of the arms in the back.
03:48:47 I got because he's.
03:48:49 You know, when you're done moving, when you're done with the wheel.
03:48:52 See, they don't even understand.
03:48:53 He's he must be going backwards
03:48:55 because if his arms up that high, he's going this way with the wheel.
03:48:59 Does it need a symbol just right.
03:49:02 Handicapped like a no no.
03:49:04 So all right, I, as somebody who works in tech and has to do communication
03:49:08 and stuff, we've been evolving for 20 years to a picture based
03:49:12 communication because it's too hard to put 18 different languages.
03:49:16 Easiest way to fix a scene.
03:49:17 Pick someone with an actual wheelchair.
03:49:21 Use a handicap.
03:49:22 I thought you were going to be
03:49:23 someone who has someone who in the car, who has an actual wheelchair rarely.
03:49:28 So this doesn't even fit your demographic of people who use handicapped
03:49:31 parking spaces.
03:49:32 So, oh, this was used to appease handicapped people.
03:49:34 This was his wife. Woman.
03:49:37 You might as well just have the bathroom symbol there.
03:49:39 Her name is Karen one, because that's what I.
03:49:41 That's who I see.
03:49:42 I see perfectly able bodied,
03:49:45 humans using handicapped spaces is,
03:49:47 I see 90, 95% of the time.
03:49:52 I think why even have a wheelchair involved?
03:49:55 What about the paraplegic? You know
03:49:59 what?
03:49:59 If somebody has no arms, no arm, he comes back here to look at them,
03:50:03 just throw them in their face.
03:50:04 Their arms?
03:50:05 Yeah, that's his dick. Then he needs a bike.
03:50:09 Give him a pedal.
03:50:10 Or someone switches.
03:50:11 You're right.
03:50:12 I'm going to go to any meeting I can. Now.
03:50:14 I'm going to film it for the show, and I'm going to ask for stumps.
03:50:18 We have offended people.
03:50:19 So, my loved one we need is not active, cannot be active.
03:50:24 And now you're, like, rubbing it in her face with this new icon.
03:50:28 And my cousin, who has no arms,
03:50:31 stumpy, we call him,
03:50:33 he likes I don't know, he wants rappers.
03:50:35 Everybody should have representation.
03:50:38 They felt like the previous like was is just to Stephen Hawking for them.
03:50:41 The straight up like, you know, just kind of stuck, stagnant.
03:50:46 And so what about Stephen Hawking?
03:50:47 Someone who has stubbed their toe?
03:50:49 How do we identify them?
03:50:52 What about brain cancer?
03:50:54 We need an icon for that.
03:50:57 I feel like they could have done better.
03:51:00 You know, I think they had a competition.
03:51:02 You could have been a part of it.
03:51:03 That's like a user submitted artwork there.
03:51:07 They picked it to make sure people couldn't complain like you.
03:51:10 You did it. Not us.
03:51:14 It's like, what is it, 97
03:51:16 one made a game about it.
03:51:21 It is a person.
03:51:24 With is it though?
03:51:25 It looks like a man.
03:51:27 It's a person hiding behind the letter.
03:51:29 Oh, with their dick hanging out.
03:51:32 And they're whacking a
03:51:35 or taking a dump.
03:51:37 Of course it does. Their arms back here.
03:51:41 Oh, I get it.
03:51:42 It's an overhead view.
03:51:43 That's not a wheel. That is the toilet seat.
03:51:45 I see it now to.
03:51:48 Their half in the toilet.
03:51:49 They shut the toilet seat on their dick while they were jerking off.
03:51:53 That spot isn't their head.
03:51:54 That's just what came out.
03:52:00 I think this ran its course.
03:52:02 Not like a handicapped person could.
03:52:06 Control it.
03:52:07 Sorry.
03:52:08 That was very, very, very insensitive. Me.
03:52:11 Insensitive with me.
03:52:13 And people make fun of me.
03:52:14 I'm retarded and handicapped when it comes to talking, so fuck off.
03:52:18 You're not allowed to use that word.
03:52:21 You said we could.
03:52:22 Oh, you're right, especially if I'm handicapped.
03:52:28 Like that.
03:52:28 There's something wrong with that. Absolutely fine.
03:52:31 An offensive word? Yeah. Retarded.
03:52:33 Do you stand by that claim of calling balls retarded?
03:52:36 Yeah, I think there's something wrong with them. Absolutely.
03:52:40 So he has.
03:52:41 He has.
03:52:41 He thinks he has the legal grounds to say that.
03:52:46 Challenge him.
03:52:48 That would be retarded to challenge him.
03:52:50 Do you want to hear something retarded?
03:52:52 I always wait, I just did.
03:52:57 So November 30th FDA to tighten
03:52:59 vaccine approvals after Covid 19 shot linked to at least ten child deaths.
03:53:03 So what?
03:53:07 Yeah.
03:53:08 Okay.
03:53:09 Hey, what?
03:53:11 100% safe and effective.
03:53:13 I got the button, right?
03:53:14 What do you mean?
03:53:20 Tightened vaccine approval.
03:53:22 I thought it was a approved,
03:53:25 deer flag.
03:53:28 My country took a bunch of shit and was lied to
03:53:30 and kinda knew, but they took it anyway because they were afraid.
03:53:35 Signed.
03:53:37 Have cancer in the United States.
03:53:41 What are you saying that?
03:53:42 Like, why now?
03:53:44 Or you don't understand?
03:53:45 Because it's conflicting with the 100% safe and effective or.
03:53:48 Well, they also said that it was already
03:53:50 approved.
03:53:51 Yeah, I got wait, where the fuck are you?
03:53:57 Fucker!
03:53:58 Where's Wcsc? Is that a clue?
03:54:01 You've been showing all your news at Wclk?
03:54:03 Am I?
03:54:05 Yeah.
03:54:06 Every every story you've had so far.
03:54:08 We know. Let's watch the show.
03:54:10 Those pop up dude. Watch the show, everyone.
03:54:13 You're close to the stuff you care.
03:54:14 See, there has to be something.
03:54:16 So they search for, like, like local news because I like local news.
03:54:20 Anchor is better than, like, Main Street.
03:54:22 The reason I know that is
03:54:23 because I made the WKRp joke once, and I was like, latest WKRp again.
03:54:27 And it's been there every time. I only made the joke once.
03:54:29 But you've been on w k rock, whatever the fuck it is.
03:54:32 Cincinnati I you Cincinnati, you're in Cincinnati, Ohio
03:54:37 because you're just your local news is just coming up.
03:54:38 Yeah, because you're ip. I'm not stupid.
03:54:41 No I'm not. Yeah.
03:54:43 No you're near there I was over Cincinnati, Ohio.
03:54:47 It's at some point Cincinnati is the biggest city or near.
03:54:51 No. I was in Cincinnati last week.
03:54:54 Georgia. No.
03:54:56 But I did fly.
03:55:00 Over Georgia.
03:55:02 Really?
03:55:04 You're in Florida?
03:55:05 That's the only place left we said every other.
03:55:07 Oh, my Lord, you did say every other fucking state.
03:55:11 Troy,
03:55:13 did you freak out the club?
03:55:14 Because they did say hello.
03:55:18 Did you rage quit?
03:55:19 Well, the answer is that to go
03:55:23 where in the world is Georgia drew?
03:55:27 Yo, Georgia.
03:55:33 Is it Tampa?
03:55:34 Is it,
03:55:36 no, wait.
03:55:36 It said, is that old people place
03:55:38 where you were on the other side where nobody goes?
03:55:42 My mom goes there on
03:55:42 vacation because she's old to Saint Petersburg.
03:55:46 It's over there.
03:55:49 Yeah,
03:55:50 I'm somewhere where I've not been before.
03:55:55 Florida is good enough for me.
03:55:56 When the game went on for fucking three hours.
03:55:59 Well, we can say generally the Orlando ish area,
03:56:05 that's what most people do.
03:56:06 Kissimmee.
03:56:08 But are you in Disney?
03:56:11 No. Definitely not.
03:56:13 I'm here for work.
03:56:14 Our past life regressions real or just suggestion?
03:56:19 I don't know what that means.
03:56:20 What's a past life regression
03:56:24 like? You feel like somewhat.
03:56:25 You were someone else.
03:56:26 You know, in a past life you regret stuff.
03:56:33 Regrets.
03:56:33 Not not regrets. Regret.
03:56:36 Regrets. Great.
03:56:39 That's confusing.
03:56:40 Yeah,
03:56:41 I regress, and I.
03:56:42 I've never been dumped by the wheel before.
03:56:45 Like, if your past life is regressing.
03:56:47 Meaning? Like, it's like you're moving, like.
03:56:49 Yeah, of course you're, like, moving away from it constantly.
03:56:51 And if there, if it does exist,
03:56:53 or is it just merely suggesting you live a better life this time around?
03:57:00 I don't know.
03:57:04 At least it wasn't wrestling
03:57:06 was the wrestling talk. Or.
03:57:16 Our online petitions.
03:57:18 Just modern chain emails.
03:57:21 I've never signed an online petition because I didn't think they held weight.
03:57:24 It has to be a real paper petition.
03:57:25 Yeah, I don't yeah, I'm skeptical.
03:57:27 Even a real petition.
03:57:28 It's like, what does this even doing?
03:57:31 It's giving the other side strategy and to know exactly how much force
03:57:34 they need to push up against something.
03:57:37 That's what I would do. Like.
03:57:38 All right.
03:57:39 I'm about to battle somebody. Let's see how many guns they have.
03:57:41 I'm about to battle somebody.
03:57:42 Let's see what their position is on fighting. You know what I mean?
03:57:45 So you, like, you get a nice outcome of a preview of the outcome.
03:57:49 If you can get people to tell you everything about themselves.
03:57:53 Like, I don't think when when they
03:57:55 when you tell somebody a problem, they don't go, we better fix that problem.
03:57:57 They just go.
03:57:58 We better find a way to hide that problem so they don't complain again.
03:58:03 I like it.
03:58:03 It looks like an orange
03:58:06 from.
03:58:10 Last one.
03:58:12 Oh, this is a wrestling one.
03:58:14 Ray Ripley's return and feud with Liv Morgan and Dominik Mysterio.
03:58:20 I don't think I said that right. Is it Dominik?
03:58:22 You know, I haven't been
03:58:24 watching. You haven't?
03:58:26 Oh, congratulations.
03:58:27 Because once they they just keep hopping around to different fucking services.
03:58:30 And I'm not paying money for all this bullshit just to watch fucking wrestling.
03:58:33 Go fuck yourself.
03:58:34 Yeah, I'm starting to chase.
03:58:37 I forgot what I wanted to watch, but it was on football, probably Amazon Prime.
03:58:41 Yeah,
03:58:43 I'm like, you know what?
03:58:43 I don't?
03:58:45 Yeah, yeah, that's what you get.
03:58:47 I don't know, you play the game, I can, I can wait a fucking three hours.
03:58:52 I don't need a drone to bring me my package in a 32nd fucking frame.
03:58:57 Hey, you do.
03:58:59 Sometimes I do, but it's only when
03:59:01 it's, you know.
03:59:04 A condom.
03:59:06 Weird.
03:59:08 Why would you?
03:59:09 I wouldn't, that's why it was funny.
03:59:10 I was going to say cialis, but I try to act young instead of old.
03:59:14 Gross.
03:59:16 I see, whereas if you ever take a read, there's a great question.
03:59:19 Viagra.
03:59:20 Let's see. Have you ever taken any of those.
03:59:22 I have no no no, I may have had the need to.
03:59:28 At my age, like I may be I may be talking to my doctor,
03:59:30 may have had the need to just for fun, just for giggles.
03:59:34 We worked it out. We we fucking grew.
03:59:36 We got it done.
03:59:37 We got it done, man.
03:59:38 But I was like, doctor, figure out how to get it going again.
03:59:41 Yeah. No, maybe my wife and I,
03:59:45 but it was getting
03:59:46 to the point where I was like, dude, I'm just taking this to,
03:59:49 you know, like doing it all night long is great
03:59:52 in a music video or a lyric, but it's not good in reality. I.
03:59:56 There's no way I want to go all night long.
03:59:58 But it's getting to that point, so.
04:00:01 And I'm never just going to give up.
04:00:02 Have you ever given up? That's even a better question.
04:00:05 Have you ever just tapped out?
04:00:07 You're not answering.
04:00:07 I know you have.
04:00:10 It's just weird talking,
04:00:13 with dudes.
04:00:14 So I kind of,
04:00:16 Okay,
04:00:18 you know who thinks that? Gay.
04:00:20 It's like an unnatural kind of homosexual.
04:00:23 Like I'm not into big women, but.
04:00:25 But big dudes kind of rough my engine.
04:00:28 Wait, what?
04:00:29 That's something completely different,
04:00:32 right?
04:00:33 Sounds like Bob is a paranoid schizo about, like,
04:00:36 some some homosexuals, like, hitting on him or, like, waving them low.
04:00:41 Stop. That's all I'd like to say.
04:00:44 Well.
04:00:47 Just kidding.
04:00:48 Thank you for thank you for saying that, but,
04:00:51 my name is not Bob, but, no, I'm definitely not a afraid of that.
04:00:54 I've definitely been Bob.
04:00:55 And, we recently we got to do the disc golf.
04:00:59 I got go get guys.
04:01:00 I always get a video one of these days.
04:01:02 You did?
04:01:04 It's at his house, though.
04:01:05 Yeah, he. Dude, he chain smokes.
04:01:07 He's fucking 80 years old. Chain smoker.
04:01:09 I would have to agree.
04:01:10 Even though there's no proof of it.
04:01:12 You can't tell by his voice.
04:01:15 I don't want to say what?
04:01:19 That's a chain smoker, right?
04:01:25 What's the topic?
04:01:25 I don't know nothing about it, man.
04:01:30 I see where this is going.
04:01:31 Oh, that ain't going to help them live.
04:01:34 Snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip
04:01:38 snip snip snip snip.
04:01:43 I think we should do nips or lips.
04:01:45 What's the top? I don't know, man.
04:01:48 Well, figure it out. I'm.
04:01:52 I mean, I don't know all there was.
04:01:57 Are there any kids involved?
04:01:58 I don't know, the kid was involved a little bit.
04:02:00 Wasn't he?
04:02:01 Right.
04:02:05 The kid changes everything.
04:02:08 Something's wrong with that.
04:02:10 Well, I don't know what I finished.
04:02:12 Yeah, sorry. I,
04:02:15 I think he's, found in too much alcohol and everything,
04:02:18 and maybe it seems like the alcohol has something
04:02:21 to do with it.
04:02:26 Yeah.
04:02:26 There's no reason for him to let him show like that.
04:02:31 Incredible.
04:02:42 Incredibly.
04:02:45 You're right.
04:02:46 You're 100% right.
04:02:48 Thank you.
04:02:52 I have to agree with you on that issue, man.
04:02:55 I'm though our boy pretty good.
04:03:00 I still want to know the shirt says Bill.
04:03:03 Yeah.
04:03:04 All right.
04:03:06 Beatles. Bill. Steal.
04:03:08 No, bill. I'm sorry.
04:03:09 You're. You're right.
04:03:10 You're a music fan. Apologize.
04:03:13 Whereas if you don't, I knew I was wrong, I apologize.
04:03:17 So from the the the sound and the guns,
04:03:20 I would guess Alabama you know I will it.
04:03:24 Plus, by the way, his name is Alabama John not you know oh
04:03:29 yeah.
04:03:30 And there's an Alabama football.
04:03:32 I'm just guessing I don't know.
04:03:35 It's easier to say I love you.
04:03:36 Draw three different TVs.
04:03:38 We have to have three separate antennas, bro.
04:03:41 Bro. He's.
04:03:42 It's weird to hear southern people say bro, that one.
04:03:45 That one tricks, that one doesn't.
04:03:47 My brain is like, wait, what?
04:03:49 I don't
04:03:51 hear them.
04:03:52 As guitar player.
04:03:53 I live today, Billy Strings I broadcast.
04:03:55 I'm just so excited now.
04:03:57 I probably does not have Spotify Premium I see today.
04:04:00 I agree because, drag
04:04:03 player, he's definitely the best acoustic, but no.
04:04:06 Yeah, he said it, not you.
04:04:10 We're moving up. We're third.
04:04:12 This is crazy.
04:04:13 No way we're going to compete with him.
04:04:15 And then he's gonna get mad because we're watching him.
04:04:17 No, he's not on entertainment.
04:04:19 He's on podcast or live or somewhere.
04:04:21 We just passed cool front. Well, the other guy.
04:04:23 Yes. No, we should rate Cool Frog.
04:04:25 Thanks, dude. I'm putting freedom of speech.
04:04:27 I would agree with you, but we'd both be wrong.
04:04:30 I don't do it for the views, but the live.
04:04:32 Oh, he's got a
04:04:34 gangsta.
04:04:35 What's up?
04:04:35 What's the honor? Ray?
04:04:37 We had a story involving an eye earlier.
04:04:39 I see he's definitely a hunter.
04:04:41 Are they say? Yeah. Hey, are.
04:04:44 Holy crap.
04:04:48 Third and entertainment.
04:04:49 Look at that. Oh my God, look at this.
04:04:52 No draw.
04:04:53 You're missing the point. So cute.
04:04:56 Look at us.
04:04:59 Do you see us now with that?
04:05:02 Yeah. This.
04:05:02 Yeah, yeah. We got. That sucks.
04:05:05 All right, guys.
04:05:06 Oh, man. They're playing golf. They're playing games. That's why.
04:05:09 Really? Yeah.
04:05:09 This is what we're complaining I hear.
04:05:11 Yeah I hear it's not a competition.
04:05:13 It's the Rumble family
04:05:16 we were fucking with.
04:05:17 Joey can only two for a while. He's playing a game too, I promise.
04:05:19 He's playing some. Shut up. Oh, no. He's talking.
04:05:21 Oh, that was interesting.
04:05:23 I'm not getting really drunk.
04:05:26 We got to go to this guy here.
04:05:28 We just gotta. Where is he?
04:05:29 The guy with the finger on the pulse of our middle.
04:05:33 Do we have that guy?
04:05:34 This guy
04:05:36 though? Yeah, like this guy.
04:05:37 He's more chill,
04:05:39 I don't mind. Yeah.
04:05:41 He'll go, like ten minutes.
04:05:42 Basically, the word is it. My heart starts.
04:05:46 If there's two seconds of silence,
04:05:47 my heart starts beating like it's a radio show here.
04:05:49 For some reason, it is gay.
04:05:51 Is he telling twisted
04:05:53 twist, twisted tease like crazy good.
04:05:57 Yeah, I would make this is in phase two.
04:06:00 All right, let me go piss and get a team.
04:06:03 Oh he's going to pay like not terrible.
04:06:05 But they're like this. No.
04:06:07 Sorry for the delay. No, you're good brother.
04:06:09 No, thanks.
04:06:10 I'm into this blood from just hanging out, smoking cigarets and pounds.
04:06:14 Enjoy this until you hit me with the from out of mind.
04:06:17 When you look at my income. Gravity.
04:06:20 If you can say yes.
04:06:21 Look, I'm in a tie in the whole topic and say follow us.
04:06:24 I love it, but most do love and prank.
04:06:28 Oh, that is fantastic in the world, you know, one time star.
04:06:32 But see, now, this is funny. So. Yeah. Yeah.
04:06:36 You had in thinking Stein or whatever pays money.
04:06:38 He's got a little whale thing there,
04:06:40 and he can type in legend and make other people talk.
04:06:43 I can only do a male or female voice.
04:06:44 Oh, let's do the female voice. That's way more fun.
04:06:46 I love it.
04:06:48 Oh my goodness, it's so good.
04:06:54 Wait, since he's not here to complain
04:06:56 and I been in the chair every 15 minutes roughly anyway.
04:07:00 Yeah.
04:07:02 You know, a.
04:07:10 Came to be.
04:07:13 Say it. Sorry. I where is it?
04:07:17 It takes a second
04:07:19 like I.
04:07:22 Twisted teachings.
04:07:24 Otherwise I'm flat in my teens.
04:07:26 Yeah.
04:07:29 What it said live.
04:07:30 I know how to fix that dude.
04:07:32 And, I'll be right back.
04:07:36 I have to go find a new jabber.
04:07:38 It's this simple capital I.
04:07:42 I'm sorry. Lowercase l capital.
04:07:45 I the learn how to say.
04:07:48 Yeah, let's get the mail so we can hear to Brown.
04:07:53 And I been the chair every 15 minutes roughly anyway.
04:07:56 Yeah.
04:07:57 Nice.
04:08:05 Come on.
04:08:07 I want unfunny mayor up to.
04:08:09 But there's a 1007 five ocean.
04:08:13 No skin.
04:08:15 Earlier.
04:08:17 Did I get it right?
04:08:19 I guess I enjoy that it's Gary.
04:08:23 I enjoy that guy.
04:08:25 I find your so you know. Yeah.
04:08:29 And so sexy was on me.
04:08:32 Oh my goodness. It's so good.
04:08:34 All right. Let's rate them. And then I'm going to call it a night.
04:08:38 You didn't know me I don't know you
04:08:42 I love it I don't care
04:08:44 who loses because you know how to change
04:08:49 is because I'm from the wrong hand.
04:08:52 Redneck rock and roll son of Detroit.
04:08:55 You know, these songs?
04:08:58 It's a kid rock song.
04:08:59 I like to play Wayne Williams junior records just as loud as they will.
04:09:04 Rock show makes no bitches stare.
04:09:08 I got a dead flamingo wrap around my head.
04:09:12 I it's a kid rock song, yeah, scream.
04:09:17 But you sure?
04:09:19 Maybe it's a hell.
04:09:20 It's their song. And kid rock
04:09:23 is using it more like his version is way better.
04:09:27 Right.
04:09:28 That's, an opinion.
04:09:31 Can't argue with your opinion a hundred times better.
04:09:34 Yeah, I it can't be much worse.
04:09:35 Dude, this is just a so many people love it.
04:09:39 Have a drink, a couple and beers that go well.
04:09:42 We fill some queers here.
04:09:46 You're going to go beat up what? This.
04:10:02 You never had a.
04:10:04 We'll see you all next week.
04:10:07 There we go. Still here.
04:10:08 The live version.
04:10:13 Look, it
04:10:13 says we raided the stream while he is in the party.
04:10:18 Oh, it's already 600 people.
04:10:19 I don't think he needs are 16.
04:10:20 But know.
04:10:21 No, it's going to switch right now.
04:10:24 I'll probably go.
04:10:28 Tomorrow.
04:10:28 Tomorrow
04:10:31 they're going to make some noise for ten.
04:10:35 For the bucket.
04:10:36 Oh. Oh.
04:10:41 You're.
04:10:47 In towards the pool. Man.
04:10:49 I don't see this mean.
04:10:51 I like what you so like it. Whoa!
04:10:54 And I love me some hip hop.
04:10:57 I'm in bed.
04:10:59 Rock and roll song in Detroit
04:11:03 I don't like no, no big,
04:11:05 no band around.
04:11:10 I appreciate it, you know,
04:11:13 to be you.
04:11:17 To sound.
04:11:20 You know, when they make money on some.
04:11:25 Go follow my boy blade ranch.
04:11:28 Dude. Like sound.
04:11:32 What? The business. Right?
04:11:33 Yeah.
04:11:33 Have a drink.
04:11:34 On a Tuesday night on 37th January. You.
04:11:48 What the hell are you talking about?
04:11:49 Purple Chevy Silverado. Wait.
04:11:51 Okay, so dependable.
04:12:31 And. Okay, I get your point.
04:12:41 I have a point.