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Who? Mount Rushmore, if you got a second.
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Brady.
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When you've got a second, Brady.
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Intro.
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When you got a second, Brady.
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He's on. You.
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When you believe what you believe before.
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Couldn't.
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Look, you might.
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You just like the is
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if you tells make me.
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Hey me.
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Walk like a bigfoot
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I you're beautiful.
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I wish I was special.
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You're so fucking special
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for you.
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But I would leave.
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For flat you.
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It was.
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There's no hell.
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What are we doing here?
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Well, I belong to.
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I don't be every party to.
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I drop perfect bombs.
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I want a perfect fall head.
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I want to get a chicken with you.
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I want you to notice.
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All the fagots not around you.
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You're so fucking special to me.
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I wish I was special.
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You. Oh, but I leave
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oh so flat,
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you weirdo.
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There's no hell.
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What are we doing here?
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Well, I belong here.
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Oh. Oh, she slamming the door.
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You run it out here.
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Run, run run,
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run run, run.
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Whatever makes you happy.
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Wherever you're small.
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You're so fucking special.
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I wish I was special.
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I keep talking like a walking on a hallway.
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Made a side quest while the ceiling keeps me right in.
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All the reasons I should digest.
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Every contradiction that we broadcast.
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It's like a promise made a half truths shaped like staircases.
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Bending them. We're toward a punchline.
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I said, yeah,
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but you felt it in the shuffle of the moments
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when can't we see the hums louder than the mice?
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I tried to hold them in the fold.
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And every question in the paper purse that nosedive through the tension
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like they're hunting for meaning that
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the meaning never mentioned that I pass them by.
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The sense that every sentence
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wants to pivot into something I'm not living, but I'm keeping it a home.
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Inside this poem that's been stretching past the margin
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like a sermon with a cough drop in his pocket, trying
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not to sound exhausted while I draw against the plot
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and all the secrets we've been dropping in the crack
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beneath the optics and the top.
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It keeps on slipping like a handshake with a prophet who forgot to bring the point.
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So what's your point?
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You have a point of disappointment where the cadence is place
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that I will tell the whole room inside ways like the truth to change his mind.
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And I'm out here trying to rally to my mouth.
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And never doubt that even when the heavens shout it.
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Even when the doubt without it. Even when the end is crowded.
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Even when the muddy waters clouded.
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I just keep pounding on the ground.
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Of all the reasons we say it.
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All the echoes like we found in all the noise we once confounded.
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As we stumble toward whatever makes you feel. It cannot.
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And by the time the final frame is round and I'm still standing half a stand
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a half impossible to stand still for family.
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Beat your ram just to run away I did in the song that wanted to be
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super monkey people with a microphone, with the phone microphone for
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a full fledged weirdo,
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there's no hell.
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What are we doing here?
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I don't believe here.
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But I belong here.
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Stupid monkey people.
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I assume everyone has down syndrome.
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And you?
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Us. We are the record
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party.
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Oh! Oh!
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm, or just plain
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nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental.
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It kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment,
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or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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who'll be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Flashes.
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Rants live is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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You had a dream
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that you wake you once, that you and you had you.
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You were you.
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Could you do feel it. You want you.
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You could do so you you do you
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you had your you get you you want, you want you
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you could do so you want that you, you had you
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you could you do you you do you
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you want you can you you want you you do you
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you would you would you you you
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you could do him to do you so much.
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You could do anything.
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How? Okay.
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I've had sex with a woman.
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What the fuck?
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I'm. From down.
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From down.
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I'm. I'm excited to.
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This is the most by far and down.
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The most important show we have ever tried to take on.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today the topic is anal, and, I have it on good authority
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that we're going to get a lot of clicks from this.
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This topic.
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But, sorry about the clickbait
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for those of you who've been here before, one
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Ryan brother, two shirtless Joe
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and third off is third off.
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The rest of you,
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you might notice that,
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my monologue is kind of like buckshot all over the place.
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You'll you'll notice that more in our, year end
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special monologue,
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super show,
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that's coming up.
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And, well,
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and the word
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this isn't the show you you think you clicked on.
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If you if you're new,
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the word anal
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simply means perfectionist.
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That's it.
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And I was trying to figure out the convoluted path it took to get there.
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It turns out it's quite simple.
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Fighting,
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thing here.
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Freud, Sigmund Freud
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thought that during potty training that,
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those tender years from 1 to 3,
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when parents just want their children to use the toilet responsibly instead
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of having to change their diapers, that,
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if they were anal retentive,
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that's the only control that the kid could show.
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And and so this anal retentive
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became a term that was an anxiety
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reducing coping agent for,
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like a coping mechanism to,
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To to deal with things
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that are outside of their control through, control in order.
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So it's, it's control stinginess.
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A lot of the,
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it shares a lot of common traits with OCD.
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I've got a, I've worked with a few guys that were riddled
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with OCD, like, their.
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I've never seen people just loaded with OCD.
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That's, obsessive compulsive disorder.
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I remember,
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getting to the parking lot and watching one of the, my fellow delivery drivers.
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I'm not going to say his name,
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but he would stand there for a minute and a half,
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block his door, check to see if his door was locked,
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lock his door, look inside, see if it was locked.
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Try the handle.
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Lock the door.
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Check the door.
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Try the door.
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Lock the door.
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He stood there, frozen like he was glitching out.
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But, there's.
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There's more of a.
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A beauty to the perfectionism of OCD
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when when someone's not glitching out.
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Like, if you've ever seen just, a beautiful display in the produce
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department or I.
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I've seen a pile of tires so perfectly stacked that it was,
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a fractal, like, it was remarkable.
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So these these people could be quite artistic.
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Also worked with the guy.
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We were stacking tubs.
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He had to have all the stacks. Even.
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He did so much extra work to even out the stacks,
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like, continuously, like,
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oh, what do you got it down to 12.
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He did
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four stacks of three
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when it was done for, you know, 15.
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He did five stacks, five starts to three or.
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Yeah, that the math checks out on that. But.
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You know, just means,
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a demand for,
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a higher grade of performance.
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And, I don't I don't have the OCD tendencies
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except in one category, one topic.
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I, I do show a little bit of this.
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I am a proud, badgering,
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card carrying member of the grammar police.
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And, in case you haven't met one of us.
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Hi, I'm Gary grammar police.
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You don't like us, and most people are too timid to
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to state that they are grammar police because you can't slip up.
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And if you're brave enough
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to say, I'm not going to mess up
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and get the grammar right.
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Welcome.
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We. Sorry to interrupt, Gary, but, you coughed
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and you looked at three things, so we're gonna have to start over.
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This isn't good enough.
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Okay, let's let's do that.
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Brady's riddles got to be perfect.
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Yes, I know,
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say that again.
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Yes. Now I'm getting fucked up on tonight's show, and.
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Well, Doug.
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Sorry. The dog's in frame, but he's not paying attention.
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You're going to have to start over.
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No problem.
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I have no problem doing that.
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I hadn't actually started yet anyway, so,
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I would have tried everything to talk with superfluidity.
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Everything the talk about was the gentleman.
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Let's
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don't need to sit.
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Words that don't improve or expand on the concept you're expressing
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one example of this, and I
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should not give examples of this because he gives my producers,
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more ammunition to piss me off.
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But if I'm not pissed off, we don't have much of a show.
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So here it
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at all.
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You don't need to use those words at all.
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Or even the the word at.
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Where are you?
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Perfectly acceptable question.
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Where are you at?
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You don't need to say at at all.
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But I digress.
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When Alexander the Great conquered
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more of the world than any conquer before him,
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rivaling Genghis Khan,
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you may have wondered where I'm going with this.
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I, I was just wondering where I was going with this, too.
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But it's my Mount Rushmore.
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I knew was route.
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Much more up there, man. Realm much more
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brilliant.
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Bob, you can't not.
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What was the one thing of Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
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It is just.
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Oh, therefore, he's on my Mount Rushmore of Bible figures.
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You might not even think you could name four Macedonians.
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But before I did the research this week, I wasn't sure how to say Macedonians.
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Pardon me,
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I didn't know if he was Macedonian
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or Macedonian or Macedon
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because it sounds like Macedon or Mesa that.
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But it's.
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Macedon.
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Macedonia.
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And that's, country just north of Greece.
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North east.
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I'm thinking if I had a picture on the map.
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Yeah, it's the right area, despite Greece. So,
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a lot of people would say the most famous,
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Macedonian would be Mother Theresa.
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I'm gonna I'm gonna try to punch a hole in that,
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because first and foremost, you got Alexander the Great.
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So he's got to take a spot.
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Aristotle,
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use, Brady's new tool and see how many times
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I've mentioned Aristotle on the show
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that might indicate,
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and then compare that to how many times I've mentioned Mother Theresa,
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which I think is twice now in the last 30s.
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Next up, I'm going to go with
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Ptolemy, the first.
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Now, after,
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Alexander the Great conquered basically two thirds of the known world
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in his 20s,
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he gave one of his closest advisers,
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Ptolemy, the first control of Egypt.
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And that started the rule that all the Ptolemy made Ptolemy ill.
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Good grammar policed,
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the rule of Ptolemy the first.
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Now there were a ton of Ptolemy's, as there were a ton of Cleopatra's.
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And that's kind of where I wanted to get with this.
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He lived in, at first, Memphis.
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There's Memphis, Ohio, which is right right down the road here.
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And then there's Alexandria. Now,
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there's a few
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misconceptions in history about all of this.
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For instance, Cleopatra, known as
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Egyptian, was Greek.
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The library in Alexandria was
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said to have burnt down twice.
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Truth be told, three times.
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Historically speaking, the fourth time would have been Julius Caesar,
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who also has ties to Cleopatra, also his son, which is kind of
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creepy.
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But, there's more on that.
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Soon.
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So we do know that,
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the Library of Alexandria bird three times, possibly four.
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There's no actual historical evidence that Julius Caesar erased the
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Alexandria, but
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we don't have an account that states
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specifically that the library were,
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also that it was the greatest library
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at the time or the largest, you know,
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learning center in the world.
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It wasn't even at its time.
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That goes to the the bigger library in India at the time.
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But I
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digress, because the other falsehood in this narrative
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is that fire destroyed the Library of Alexandria.
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Not true. It was a flood.
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So for more on Cleopatra,
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here's Doctor Roy.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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We do something really interesting with identity.
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Identity is complicated.
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And that's part of this problem
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because it's nested in the concept of Western civilization.
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The way we we stick identity on people
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has everything to do with the identity we hold for ourselves.
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And usually when we say the West, we think of Prince and Rome and England
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and maybe even Germany and France.
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No, reluctantly, Spain. So let me give you an example.
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I mean, definitely steam engine was made by a guy named heron.
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Heron was in the Library of Alexandria in Egypt.
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We've had the steam engine for 2000 years now.
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Now, when I mention heron, I didn't say it.
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I almost said it like, nice.
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I almost said he was a Greek. 20 minutes.
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And we're already talking about trains and tunnels.
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He's.
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I caught myself is because of the identity thing.
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When the Greeks conquered Egypt 300 years before Heron's birth,
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the Greeks
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definitely separated themselves out from the Egyptians
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because they saw the Egyptians as inferior.
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But after 15 generations, there was no way heron wasn't part Egyptian.
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In other words, calling heron the Greek scientist from Egypt
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is really an interesting proposition.
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I keep thinking he's talking about for a when I don't know how Egyptian was he
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after 15 generations in Egypt?
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No, heron is not that large bird.
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If nothing else, their culture was modified by the Egyptians.
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They lived around.
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Their DNA was modified because, you know, they were marrying into them.
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You can do heron, though.
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But when I say when I said Cleopatra, you.
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Oh, anything that has a hole, you can tell by the way it's the seventh.
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I'm keeping track.
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I know y'all mostly aren't Cleopatra the seventh is the famous one.
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Cleopatra.
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The seven that you identify as Egyptian was 0% Egyptian.
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Her family tree is what?
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There was more than one Cleopatra.
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Because on two occasions she had an Uncle Mary.
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I me, I mean, there's more than one lady know how to do this, is there?
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But I can't count the generations back.
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Because what am I supposed to do with the niece?
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Uncle is there twice?
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If you go back five generations the way to do this?
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The math on this, you take two to the power of.
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I need to be something that can be easily put on to community to the first
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power is to the grandparents.
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To order is a two squared is four.
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The great grandparents are two cubed.
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That's eight by the time you go five generations back.
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So three greats and then grandparents, you end up with 32 ancestors.
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You should have 32 great great great grandparents.
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She had four a Persian and three Greeks.
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It's actually worse if you go one generation forward.
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I got to do two.
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But notice what we do.
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We go into her on the Greek.
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It says, very clever.
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It was sent to me in the first century AD
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and they were sent to Brady was definitely very not Egyptian at all in any way
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shape or form, because he had been so secure enough
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that he's wrong,
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because the Greeks
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looked down on the Egyptians so intensely that they went out of their way
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to immigrate to try to prevent Gyptian DNA from entering the royal family.
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What?
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Take that you.
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Can we give you an. I got him.
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The guy who invented all of our kids are going to be retired.
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Take them. Feliz Feliz.
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The Greek philosopher who invented philosophy wasn't Greek.
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He wasn't Greek.
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Isn't that cool? He lived in a Greek city. The city was.
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He didn't know he was inventing philosophy. He was probably just thinking.
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He was talking to the whole nation because his family was from Lebanon.
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They were Phoenicians.
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They had moved to Miletus for business purposes.
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He grew up in Miletus, Melbourne, and then produced the world's first ever
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growing water, as best a Phoenician
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invented philosophy in a Greek city.
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Many things.
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Is that what we do not do we say facetious because of the first Phoenicians.
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We think of an Egyptian.
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No, we don't, but we do is we have this tendency to be selective.
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We apply our identities and that gets all sorts of messy.
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It gets all sorts of messy, all sorts of,
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so his name, his large house.
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What's wrong with your head? Me?
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Yeah. Yes. Yes.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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No, I caught it in my zipper. You can see that.
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Yeah.
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Weird.
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So Cleopatra is always depicted as a hottie, and,
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most likely she was, retarded.
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There were a lot of inbreeding, right?
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Like, again, I think you're Ptolemy.
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I think of the cartographer, the first century cartographer.
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And the, the field is what?
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Oh. Map make map making the study of cards.
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Right.
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Have you put in your vape?
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But that that Ptolemy, the first century one.
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He was the one that came up with latitude.
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Longitude? The grid that we, the that.
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So basically, he was the father of modern mapping.
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But if you use Brady's new tool
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and look through all the shows for my mention of Ptolemy,
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you will find him in my Piri Reis conversation.
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Because man,
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Aristotle said the earth was stationary.
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Yeah, well, you know, the Greeks.
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So Aristotle
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there,
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There. Okay.
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Oh, play.
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But, Oh.
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Okay. That worked out well.
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Euclid.
00:24:56
Plato.
00:24:57
Aristotle.
00:24:57
Socrates. Wow.
00:25:02
This is one thing. Aristotle.
00:25:04
He says you sound a little funny there, but it's still you. Gee,
00:25:09
just a fancy way of saying.
00:25:11
Yeah, I betcha. And from Greek, it slips.
00:25:14
It does sound a little funny.
00:25:17
Yeah.
00:25:17
Back to Socrates and Archimedes, but,
00:25:22
it's pretty cut dry.
00:25:23
Well, I think I missed that one.
00:25:24
Hold on.
00:25:27
I sorry, Brady.
00:25:30
Mount Rushmore would be like the Greeks.
00:25:32
Then I go, what was the other name you read applied to?
00:25:34
You referred to suck.
00:25:36
Ptolemy and Archimedes. No. It's like you
00:25:39
got there from the beginning.
00:25:42
Can you spell it?
00:25:43
Those are the four. Have you?
00:25:44
Continued Greek philosopher.
00:25:45
Oh, but that's not what we're going to end. One
00:25:50
Francophone Mount Rushmore.
00:25:52
But it's not going to follow that.
00:25:54
There's no way.
00:25:56
Well, just do it without the TV.
00:25:58
That Ptolemy said that the Earth was the center of the solar system.
00:26:03
Aristotle said the Earth was stationary,
00:26:06
and that was considered dogma at the.
00:26:10
Wow, I think and Ptolemy there of science.
00:26:15
Ptolemy is
00:26:18
that's the only map of the solar system did have Earth at the center.
00:26:23
And it and it didn't a fairly good job
00:26:27
of explaining the motion of the the planets for their time.
00:26:32
I don't believe you at all.
00:26:35
I don't believe in.
00:26:36
What's the view at all?
00:26:39
That's the ammunition I was talking about.
00:26:40
Oh, they're just grates against my very existence.
00:26:45
So you don't believe in emphasis?
00:26:46
I don't I don't really notice that all.
00:26:49
That's why you do. You jerks.
00:26:52
This is going to be painful.
00:26:54
It doesn't bother me at all.
00:26:56
Or grateful at all.
00:26:58
No. This is going to be more painful than anal.
00:27:01
It's only one where it's only one letter off of anal.
00:27:05
In fact,
00:27:07
that's how I got on, Twitch.
00:27:09
I just changed it to Allen.
00:27:10
But we don't twitch at all.
00:27:13
Oh, you cheat Dylan. That's that's clever.
00:27:15
I've never done Allen, but, I hear you twitch when when you do it.
00:27:20
Oh, okay.
00:27:21
Well, good job.
00:27:24
I've got other plans
00:27:25
for the show, and, I saw some funny stuff.
00:27:29
The I want the flag rats Mortal Kombat video game.
00:27:34
I am.
00:27:35
So that is the thing I am the most excited about.
00:27:39
Oh, my God, not at all.
00:27:41
I'm not at all,
00:27:44
I want to play the game.
00:27:48
But I just.
00:27:50
You can play the game. You just.
00:27:51
You play the. You play the game. Yeah.
00:27:54
Well, Mrs.
00:27:55
Garry, he's kind of a boss.
00:27:58
I don't I don't know if she's playing now or if there's a particular order.
00:28:02
Well, they're always a.
00:28:04
Well, just finishers.
00:28:07
Then.
00:28:07
Yeah, the bosses.
00:28:08
But the bosses I really want,
00:28:11
Mrs. Grady, but welder.
00:28:14
Welder has a welder.
00:28:17
Like how we can do that?
00:28:18
Well, but there's going to be a DLC pack coming soon.
00:28:21
That's going to be a welder.
00:28:23
It's going to be,
00:28:24
there's going to be the red fish in there, and then maybe a third one.
00:28:26
I'm not sure yet.
00:28:27
I want a cartridge for my Nintendo 64.
00:28:32
Yeah, yeah, it's it's a pleasure. I
00:28:35
yeah.
00:28:36
So I oh,
00:28:41
Oh, Richard, you have to fish today.
00:28:47
I know I'm a fish shaped, plug of some type.
00:28:50
Hang on a second.
00:28:51
Oh, I see another one.
00:28:52
Hold on, hold on.
00:28:53
Wait.
00:28:53
Ready?
00:28:57
I got what now?
00:28:58
You didn't get them?
00:29:01
It's the same fish.
00:29:04
No, no, no, there's a thing above me.
00:29:06
Let me get it this time.
00:29:09
I missed that time.
00:29:11
That sucks.
00:29:13
Oh, I got it that time.
00:29:15
Gary, are you, are you Brazilian at all?
00:29:18
No. 0% sure.
00:29:21
You're sure you're partially not partially Brazilian?
00:29:25
Brazilian?
00:29:26
Sounds like a lot, but no, I'm not even one Brazilian.
00:29:29
Yeah, so there was a, Unfortunately, there is,
00:29:32
a guy died in Brazil after, dropping a barbell on.
00:29:36
And so as we don't have video of it.
00:29:37
But this is KSI, some KSI footage of the man of honor to the barbell drop.
00:29:44
He looks. Don't.
00:29:47
Well.
00:29:48
Holy crap.
00:29:49
Yeah. Name is,
00:29:52
Ronald. Ronald.
00:29:54
Is it Ronald?
00:29:55
Because we're in Brazil, right? Montana.
00:29:58
Montana.
00:29:59
Oh, hold on, that's not right.
00:30:02
Are we allowed to say that?
00:30:04
Yeah, you can say it.
00:30:06
I'm a Negro.
00:30:10
The good I'm Brady, I,
00:30:12
I don't forget to emphasize it's nigga. Oh.
00:30:17
So my nigga.
00:30:20
Yeah.
00:30:20
Apparently that guy died.
00:30:21
So if you wanted to,
00:30:24
you know, have a new life, you could, like, probably go over there and go.
00:30:27
No, no, no, no, I'm not dead.
00:30:28
Yeah.
00:30:30
I'm okay. You don't see any family.
00:30:33
I'm telling you,
00:30:34
between between that dude that was taking pictures
00:30:37
of that seven year old in the bathroom. And this guy.
00:30:40
Yeah, one of them. Yeah.
00:30:43
Or the guy in between, like the the missing link.
00:30:46
What if this is a doppelganger?
00:30:49
That's what that term means.
00:30:52
Dude.
00:30:52
Looks like me, dude.
00:30:54
Looks like a lady
00:30:56
when I went here.
00:30:58
He's got similar poor style to, you know. Yes.
00:31:03
Yeah.
00:31:03
I'll wear the jeans or I'm rocking or it's 2026.
00:31:08
I'm rocking jean shorts.
00:31:10
And he he's embarrassing himself
00:31:12
in the gym as you more than like, oh I definitely would if you,
00:31:16
if I never be caught dead in a gym, but Oh that reminds.
00:31:20
Well, he was caught dead in the gym.
00:31:22
He was caught dead in the gym.
00:31:25
2026 will be the year of fledge rats.
00:31:28
You probably didn't know that, right?
00:31:30
It's the zone theological year of the fledge.
00:31:34
What?
00:31:35
I lost audio fuck is that?
00:31:38
Know you haven't had on my my share screen.
00:31:41
Yeah, I can't, that's why I haven't been playing anything
00:31:44
up which is point like Gary.
00:31:47
Well can you play.
00:31:50
We're in the jurors dorm in Georgia. Georgia?
00:31:53
I don't fucking know.
00:31:55
Maybe because I want to know nothing about it.
00:31:57
Like last, last week he was in Florida.
00:32:00
I didn't figure it out till Thursday.
00:32:02
Right.
00:32:03
That means you lost?
00:32:06
No. Thursday.
00:32:08
But we didn't watch the show.
00:32:10
I didn't watch until Thursday.
00:32:13
Well, you're a terrible,
00:32:16
terrible, fan.
00:32:19
I'm. I'm actually all these people want,
00:32:22
you know, where in the world is draw.
00:32:26
Yeah, well, let's put it on the fly down in the room.
00:32:32
Are you in the TSA about it
00:32:35
is that explains who tells us story.
00:32:38
Hits a truck like that, clears up where he's been spun to.
00:32:42
Hey, that's, the top of him is the closet that he's in.
00:32:46
Well, tell me, where in the world in Georgia.
00:32:51
Drew. Yo, Georgia.
00:32:55
So let's go to our,
00:32:57
relative anal correspondent.
00:33:06
See which way the needle points here.
00:33:08
Who is more likely to have done anal?
00:33:11
Let's see here. Oh,
00:33:14
it would be the fish.
00:33:18
Yeah.
00:33:18
I don't have a penis or a vagina.
00:33:20
I just have sex with a woman. But to. But,
00:33:24
Brady, did you get a new toy?
00:33:26
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one on the show.
00:33:28
And that has publicly,
00:33:31
verbally stated that I have never put anything in.
00:33:34
And I have never, with a woman, had anything quite.
00:33:37
You remained very silent on the topic.
00:33:41
No, I don't agree.
00:33:42
Even though there's no I, I sometimes a request of prostate exam
00:33:47
and they say, sir, this is secretary said last week you had one last week.
00:33:51
What do you write I it wasn't I, I
00:33:56
do dentist I don't care.
00:33:58
That was a Walmart.
00:34:00
Oh no they're still saying that. Yeah.
00:34:02
Doctors are still saying sir you were here earlier today.
00:34:06
No. Leave the glove off.
00:34:11
The gloves are.
00:34:13
The gloves are off.
00:34:16
Drawer.
00:34:16
Are you in Ohio?
00:34:19
Yeah.
00:34:20
Drawer.
00:34:20
Did you fly it on an airplane in the last 24 hours?
00:34:24
Yeah. No, I hope not.
00:34:26
I hope you flew.
00:34:27
I hope for for Christ's sake, I hope you threw.
00:34:30
Flew in an airplane. I may have, yeah.
00:34:33
Dude, I do not fly on the airplane unless you're Tom cruise.
00:34:38
I think when you're on board, you're getting on an airplane.
00:34:41
No, it's it's,
00:34:43
We didn't say on board.
00:34:44
You said on.
00:34:46
Those are two different.
00:34:47
On board is on board. One word with within.
00:34:51
Okay.
00:34:52
I think the juxtaposition you should be in the plane
00:34:56
as opposed to on the plane,
00:34:59
if those are good choices
00:35:02
and those are the only two choices at all.
00:35:06
She's a stupid son of a bitch.
00:35:10
Where are you at?
00:35:13
Where am I?
00:35:13
You know, I, I when I actually have to text that,
00:35:16
I'll put the preposition in parentheses to let people know that I'm not stupid.
00:35:21
But I still have to talk to you in some way.
00:35:25
Do you prefer I put at which tempo
00:35:28
do you prefer?
00:35:31
Or do you know which tempo is it at?
00:35:35
No. Well,
00:35:37
why don't you just not phrased it in such a clumsy way?
00:35:40
What tempo?
00:35:43
There you go.
00:35:44
Simple
00:35:45
or simplify.
00:35:49
How complicated one of these words
00:35:53
I really need.
00:35:57
I need the times I'm not.
00:36:01
Drew, are you in Illinois?
00:36:05
Incorrect.
00:36:06
Oh, the TV's a clue. You're in Japan.
00:36:09
Be careful. There's a tsunami coming.
00:36:12
It's funny how you,
00:36:14
ask the question earlier.
00:36:15
I did answer it.
00:36:16
And then you proceed to continue without.
00:36:20
Yeah, you ignore the question.
00:36:22
You know, people have a tendency to also be very self-absorbed.
00:36:25
Know Illinois.
00:36:27
You are in or on an airplane.
00:36:32
You're in Ohio? No.
00:36:34
You said you weren't in Ohio.
00:36:35
I said I was not in Ohio.
00:36:37
I never said I was in Ohio.
00:36:38
Are you paying attention?
00:36:40
Wait, no, you're not, you know, higher.
00:36:43
No, I am not in Ohio.
00:36:45
But you've heard of Ohio.
00:36:48
Ohio State, right? Indiana.
00:36:50
That was nice. I try not to.
00:36:53
Are you talking about college sports?
00:37:01
Just whoever's playing Ohio State.
00:37:05
Wait, was that,
00:37:08
you just use a
00:37:09
cough button?
00:37:12
I don't have an off button.
00:37:13
No, I yeah, I have a button here that says cough when I push it.
00:37:17
Do you have a chew button too, or do bad.
00:37:21
Too bad.
00:37:24
Come on, I'm short.
00:37:25
Give me a show.
00:37:26
Dance for me on this show. You're.
00:37:28
You're the show you can't play.
00:37:30
No, this is your show. This is your rant.
00:37:34
Oh, yeah.
00:37:35
Rant about.
00:37:37
Follow me.
00:37:40
Oh, that's because we'd get a lot of clicks.
00:37:42
This is clickbait.
00:37:44
And it a good thing
00:37:46
I don't know.
00:37:47
You know, I don't know, you know, like being anal,
00:37:50
I, I can appreciate it.
00:37:54
So let's do,
00:37:59
No, we can't do that.
00:38:00
We gotta wait for Bumble.
00:38:00
Oh, what are you are you, Do you think you're more attentive
00:38:05
or a new word that I just learned this week?
00:38:07
Anal explosive.
00:38:10
Oh, I'm anal explosive.
00:38:13
I'll poop it all out right up front.
00:38:16
You know, these are, character traits, not physical acts.
00:38:20
I know it's the Freudian connection.
00:38:22
I know I explained it.
00:38:23
It's the top of the hour.
00:38:26
They're described in six words, and I am five of them.
00:38:29
So I am both anal retentive and anal explosive.
00:38:32
What do I do? Wow.
00:38:37
Messy.
00:38:38
Come on, hermit.
00:38:41
Actually, I'm
00:38:42
tired of people and all their crap, but the only the only actual alternative
00:38:48
is to to seek isolation and,
00:38:52
leave society.
00:38:56
That sounds.
00:38:56
And that would be.
00:38:58
That would be
00:38:59
or. Yeah, like an inconvenient.
00:39:03
But. So you're a know it all.
00:39:04
You're definitely anal as you go through life, do you find that you absorb
00:39:08
more knowledge or that you think you share and spread more knowledge?
00:39:12
Oh, I'm actually shedding knowledge.
00:39:15
I don't think anybody's gaining it.
00:39:17
I'm just losing it. So your anal explosive?
00:39:20
Yeah. Like.
00:39:20
Yeah.
00:39:22
Yeah.
00:39:24
What if I actually take.
00:39:26
I mean, you're shedding it, not gaining it.
00:39:28
You don't learn anything new.
00:39:29
You already know everything, and you're just losing it.
00:39:33
Typically not by choice.
00:39:35
This is, I'm losing it.
00:39:37
Like, I'm losing my hair.
00:39:39
May I suggest that you're surrounding yourself with the wrong people?
00:39:43
Are you? May.
00:39:45
You're one of those people, though.
00:39:47
But you know what?
00:39:48
You already admitted you're not going to accept my knowledge, so you'll just
00:39:52
anyway.
00:39:53
Right?
00:39:54
Right? Right.
00:39:57
Now I know what what information I need from you.
00:40:00
Like, I still I'm still trying to get out of you.
00:40:03
What app?
00:40:03
I need, to put on my phone to get my trail cam pictures.
00:40:08
But you asked me to get you the, the mic, the manufacturer, and it's like,
00:40:14
a six letter non acronym,
00:40:17
like, it's an 8KBF
00:40:21
for getting camera like I've never heard of.
00:40:25
Did you give me those letters?
00:40:26
Because I don't recall. No.
00:40:28
No, because I can't remember them and I keep forgetting to.
00:40:33
Do you know how many.
00:40:33
Oh do you know how many open tickets I have of that, that respect where people
00:40:37
I mean am I am I to spend my life following up and finding you
00:40:40
and saying, I'm sorry that this has been left undone.
00:40:43
It's my fault.
00:40:46
It is your fault.
00:40:47
You're talking to a fucking fish.
00:40:49
What do you what what is this?
00:40:50
I know, I know,
00:40:53
but but this is the kind of stuff I get from my fish.
00:40:58
No. My trip, it's
00:40:59
still open because I can't remember
00:41:03
the goddamn letters that are the manufacturer name.
00:41:07
Say it with me and let me.
00:41:09
And I mean an any and at all
00:41:13
how you're doing that.
00:41:15
That's pretty good. Purring round.
00:41:17
You're not alone.
00:41:19
You're doing that with your finger against.
00:41:21
Are you in Crystal mountain, Michigan?
00:41:24
No, no.
00:41:26
Are you underwater?
00:41:29
No. Oh. All right.
00:41:30
Are you are you are you near seaweed?
00:41:34
No, no, I don't think there's
00:41:38
seaweed.
00:41:39
Are you back in Florida in these waters?
00:41:42
I thought I thought the fish said that already.
00:41:46
You must have been ignored.
00:41:47
But we're in Florida.
00:41:50
But it's a nice, nice callback to the topic.
00:41:54
But where is, a term for what I am hanging?
00:41:58
But where now?
00:42:01
You got the moment.
00:42:02
I know at the moment.
00:42:04
What? Where?
00:42:07
You. Mutant!
00:42:12
I'm going home.
00:42:14
I can't believe it.
00:42:15
He he. Oh, shit. I'm stuck.
00:42:18
I'm hanging on by, like one of those little dingleberry things.
00:42:21
Hang on.
00:42:23
It was it called hemorrhoids?
00:42:26
There we go.
00:42:30
All right.
00:42:30
Give you there is new toy.
00:42:32
All right.
00:42:34
Well.
00:42:35
But video.
00:42:36
So you're back in Orlando.
00:42:40
No, no,
00:42:42
Miami.
00:42:44
Wait. Back in Orlando, you weren't.
00:42:46
You were in originally in Orlando.
00:42:48
You were near.
00:42:49
I was in the Orlando area.
00:42:52
Tampa Bay.
00:42:55
Correct.
00:42:56
Yeah, I, I win.
00:42:59
This is my first win.
00:43:00
That was draw.
00:43:01
And he's right as you do.
00:43:04
You freak out the club because they did say hello.
00:43:09
Did you rage quit win.
00:43:11
The answer is that to go
00:43:15
where in the world is the draw?
00:43:18
Drew? Yo, Georgia,
00:43:22
I fucking hear that was my walk off.
00:43:25
Where did Gary go?
00:43:27
I walked up,
00:43:29
oh, weird.
00:43:31
With a.
00:43:33
I'll be right back.
00:43:34
I have to go find a new jabber. Okay. Yeah.
00:43:41
Oops.
00:43:42
Too bad.
00:43:49
You know,
00:43:52
so we can play,
00:43:55
one of our new favorite games.
00:43:58
I hope so.
00:44:01
Where's the.
00:44:03
Where's the dinghy? Do.
00:44:07
Where's the boat?
00:44:08
I I'm not sure which one you're referring.
00:44:10
This is the side where the sun don't go.
00:44:15
Try to relax.
00:44:16
Let's see. Whoa!
00:44:19
Yes! What's up there in your headphones?
00:44:28
You look.
00:44:30
Should I at the studio? But I'd rather.
00:44:32
Yeah.
00:44:37
Nice.
00:44:37
What is it, baby?
00:44:41
Oh, it's clearly the,
00:44:43
spaceship from two 2001 A Space Odyssey.
00:44:47
Right?
00:44:50
Or Star Trek?
00:44:51
Yeah. No, it's definitely Star Wars.
00:44:53
Looks like that Star Wars ship.
00:44:57
No car is no star warship.
00:44:59
That looks like three tampons.
00:45:01
Oh, wait. Is it?
00:45:02
It wasn't Star Wars, wasn't it?
00:45:05
No. Yeah, yeah.
00:45:05
Three. 203 tampons.
00:45:07
No, two tampons and a microphone.
00:45:11
No. Where's where's the dipshit at?
00:45:15
Where, what who which I like the way Brady's
00:45:19
formulating his sentences to avoid ending in a preposition.
00:45:25
I didn't hear him do that at all.
00:45:27
Of which sentence are you referring to?
00:45:30
That one.
00:45:31
That wasn't a sentence, asshole.
00:45:32
That was a prepositional phrase. You have been busted.
00:45:34
You are demoted.
00:45:36
You are not the grammar police.
00:45:37
You are now in jail
00:45:40
and and your local rock.
00:45:45
They go back to before.
00:45:48
And I have a dream for you.
00:45:50
Not do.
00:45:53
Hey. All right.
00:45:55
What's what's what's this?
00:45:56
Oh, if you're this one watching at home, feel free to guess in the comment.
00:46:01
Yeah, this this is what.
00:46:04
Oh I wouldn't go ooh. What?
00:46:06
Oh yeah.
00:46:07
Love you I would have no I've got this one weeks.
00:46:10
It's a toy. My my mom,
00:46:15
my Sharona.
00:46:16
Yeah.
00:46:16
Dude, I'm telling you, it's this ship.
00:46:21
Oh, wait, there's no Battlestar Galactica.
00:46:26
Battlestar Galactica?
00:46:27
Yeah, it could be that.
00:46:30
Oh, it doesn't look like the enterprise.
00:46:33
It's got the shuttle.
00:46:35
Does anybody else worry about Ryan when he hasn't come at this 45 minutes out?
00:46:38
I do. Yeah, I do.
00:46:41
Is it already five minutes is.
00:46:43
How long was my monologue?
00:46:45
He's five minutes.
00:46:47
Oh okay.
00:46:49
Oh so new record.
00:46:52
Well so this is
00:46:54
as we learned before, this is a, vibrator.
00:46:57
Yeah. Vibrating dildo.
00:46:59
No, it isn't.
00:47:01
He said those are two batteries.
00:47:03
Why is it.
00:47:04
Oh, stomach.
00:47:08
It's it's a green dildo.
00:47:11
Love that green buildup.
00:47:14
I really hope you have one with a fish.
00:47:17
All right. Yeah.
00:47:19
So we'll go to the next one.
00:47:20
This one's going to be pretty easy. I don't want to.
00:47:24
I don't want to let you guys assume.
00:47:27
No no, no, you don't know when you're playing this game.
00:47:29
You don't want to assume because it makes an ass out of the ass hole.
00:47:34
That's all there is.
00:47:35
Oh, fake. That's fake.
00:47:39
But that's. Let's play anyway. I don't want to ruin it.
00:47:41
I do love Jesus.
00:47:44
See, the reason why I think that's obviously
00:47:46
you would have obviously joke that, you know, that
00:47:49
I pulled that one over there for a joke because I did want to play that.
00:47:52
I do love Jesus drop.
00:47:54
So, we'll move on to the actual one, which is going to be this one.
00:47:58
See, now, that's the right way.
00:48:03
That is a right.
00:48:06
But what's in that?
00:48:14
Red solo cup.
00:48:18
Incorrect.
00:48:18
But close. Very close.
00:48:21
Like a thermos.
00:48:23
Well. So.
00:48:25
No, but close, sir, in material.
00:48:28
But you were correct in the second one.
00:48:31
So this is a a metal cup.
00:48:35
Metal cup, obviously.
00:48:36
Like, obviously like something else might,
00:48:38
might collapse tin cup, but, yeah, you get stuck here.
00:48:42
That's Kevin Costner's ex, right?
00:48:44
That's where the, the that's where the inspiration for the movie
00:48:47
came from.
00:48:51
Oh, thank God
00:48:54
jaws clues are irritating and gives zero information.
00:48:57
Well, yeah, I like that.
00:48:59
That's the best part.
00:49:01
Pretty sure that's my fault.
00:49:02
This is one good clue, and I'll guess it correctly, because I'm pretty good.
00:49:05
Okay? Pretty okay.
00:49:07
I don't know exactly what you're pretty. Okay.
00:49:09
Like it's pretty okay.
00:49:10
It's pretty okay, brother.
00:49:12
There's a large bay here.
00:49:13
I did that before. I already did that.
00:49:17
All right, here's this one
00:49:19
that looks like it's a battery.
00:49:23
So it's a delta.
00:49:25
The secondary hole on top is what gives it away.
00:49:29
I know what that is.
00:49:30
Not the secondary hole, but the tube going through
00:49:33
where the top go though did is the top up.
00:49:36
They were farther.
00:49:36
They maybe.
00:49:38
What do you assume it's a her?
00:49:41
Yeah, it's a dude.
00:49:42
Because of the cavity space.
00:49:45
The pillow.
00:49:46
Oh yeah, I don't know. I don't know science.
00:49:48
I thought it had to identify as no science.
00:49:53
I've never met science.
00:49:55
That's why I believe in science.
00:49:57
What is it?
00:49:58
If you've never met science, that's faith.
00:50:01
What is it?
00:50:05
Brady said he knew.
00:50:07
You know, I know what it is you want me to say.
00:50:08
What am I supposed to spell? I don't know,
00:50:11
does it?
00:50:12
Knows somebody?
00:50:13
Game coil. The game.
00:50:16
Just playing the game.
00:50:17
Well, spoil the game.
00:50:20
Yes. There for other people on those lines.
00:50:23
As somebody who wins at everything, yes, it spoils it
00:50:27
for all the other people for periods.
00:50:30
I've ruined everything.
00:50:33
Who's winning anyway?
00:50:34
I think,
00:50:36
I think eat my wife. Who gives a shit?
00:50:38
Beat your wife.
00:50:39
I do okay that we split on the season.
00:50:43
It's not like if we,
00:50:46
you know, it was a back and forth kind of relationship.
00:50:50
Yeah.
00:50:50
You'll probably face again in the in the playoffs.
00:50:53
I know because she's good and I'm, I don't give a
00:50:56
damn.
00:50:58
Don't make saying that I couldn't care less.
00:51:02
Oh you kidding me? I could care less.
00:51:04
If you can't care any less, that means you care more than me.
00:51:07
Well, you can't care at all if you don't give a shit.
00:51:12
Oh, well,
00:51:14
if you don't give a shit, then you're definitely anal.
00:51:17
Yeah. Oh.
00:51:20
Retentive. Retentive? Yeah.
00:51:21
The word I was trying to add is a long, dramatic.
00:51:27
I really want to make it
00:51:29
anal retentive, but every source I followed
00:51:33
never made it into an adverb so anal retentive.
00:51:38
Lolly, lolly, lolly
00:51:42
dolly. Lolly lolly.
00:51:43
Get your adverbs here.
00:51:45
Use that rhyme.
00:51:46
Comment.
00:51:47
The, just like he's like ten minutes late.
00:51:50
He's chatting away, pretending like he answered.
00:51:52
Not sure if you can see it, but there's a time stamp right next to his name.
00:51:55
This is 1051.
00:51:56
That's how I do time. That's 50.
00:51:58
I don't know if you want minutes after there's a delay, motherfucker.
00:52:01
10 p.m. eastern.
00:52:02
There is a delay.
00:52:04
Oh, there's a delay on top of the
00:52:07
plus.
00:52:08
You appear from his workstation. What?
00:52:10
He thinks it's something to tell us and type it in.
00:52:14
And then there's another.
00:52:15
What is it? Do you want to speed the show up?
00:52:17
And we should do.
00:52:18
What is it we should be slowing it down.
00:52:20
It's some kind of an error it can build up.
00:52:24
Show me everything right now.
00:52:25
Bored people get bored.
00:52:27
Move it. You YouTube. Lots of short.
00:52:30
You know those refillable lighters?
00:52:32
I don't know what to say. What I hear.
00:52:35
Oh, is that.
00:52:37
Yeah, right.
00:52:38
It's some kind of like one of the, the top is is gone a little.
00:52:41
I an air fucking knock on it.
00:52:44
It looks like an aerosol can.
00:52:45
Do we have an answer type? Yeah. You're correct.
00:52:48
Some type of aerosol can knock going that hairspray type deal.
00:52:52
Human.
00:52:53
My grandmother on my move.
00:52:55
Just in case.
00:52:56
I used Aqua net bricks up in their hairspray.
00:52:59
In her.
00:53:00
Her hair was like a shell, like a helmet,
00:53:05
a shelmet, a shelmet.
00:53:06
No no no,
00:53:08
I wind it up there. I go in here.
00:53:10
Speaking of comments
00:53:13
by saying shirtless Joe said Britain's Got Talent
00:53:16
because I thought I was the friggin talent on this show, though.
00:53:20
Yeah, you just ruined it. That's.
00:53:22
Let's not pull it that thread, shall we?
00:53:24
Period. To.
00:53:27
Are you guys ready for the last one?
00:53:30
The grand finale?
00:53:34
Wham-O, that is.
00:53:37
It's a Frisbee.
00:53:38
That was his clue. He said. Whammo!
00:53:40
You said tuning fork.
00:53:42
You had tuning fork in the holster before the picture even came out in the holster.
00:53:47
Yeah, that's what I call my brain pouch.
00:53:49
What do you call it?
00:53:51
I did not, I saw the same.
00:53:52
I saw the shape and I thought, tuning fork
00:53:56
sure doesn't have a brain pouch.
00:53:59
Where do you put these orange tongs?
00:54:01
Those are tongs.
00:54:03
No. Those are.
00:54:04
No. No, sir.
00:54:06
That's. Oh, that's a flask.
00:54:09
Yeah. No, sir.
00:54:11
It's a beaker.
00:54:14
It's a 17 inch
00:54:16
replica of the Empire State Building.
00:54:20
The 17 that you.
00:54:23
That is the Eiffel Tower.
00:54:26
A trinket, a souvenir.
00:54:31
That is.
00:54:32
Now I'm going back with the Beaker flask.
00:54:34
It definitely has a little twisted metal handle hook on it.
00:54:40
And obviously the measuring flask we have on the in the comments.
00:54:44
I'm going to guess a baby bottle brush
00:54:46
going into a bottle of Vicks cough sirup.
00:54:50
He had that pretty fast.
00:54:52
Are you sure there's a delay?
00:54:54
It sounds like pretty fast.
00:54:55
Yeah, I pretty fast right in his brain pouch.
00:54:58
Wham-O in the holster. Salt shaker.
00:55:00
Oh. Shake it, I guess I was.
00:55:02
Yeah, yeah, that is the salt shaker.
00:55:05
Salt shaker? Yes.
00:55:07
Then.
00:55:08
But why is there a why is there a brush in it like you see the handle, right.
00:55:13
That's not part of the I don't know. There is.
00:55:15
So we have a wishbone that I'm unaware of.
00:55:17
There is like half
00:55:19
of what's in your butt.
00:55:23
Do you have anything in your tie other than the end?
00:55:27
A tie in the end?
00:55:28
Do the puns are just fucking hit me in the face like
00:55:31
LG hahahahahahahaha.
00:55:35
Oh, we.
00:55:40
Well, that was a fun night
00:55:41
where the sun don't go.
00:55:45
Try to relax.
00:55:46
Let's see. Whoa!
00:55:49
Yeah!
00:55:52
Look, I'm still far behind.
00:55:53
I'm still sharing the show.
00:55:56
Sharing the show is not easy to even share.
00:55:58
Sharing.
00:56:00
Yeah.
00:56:03
You should, you should.
00:56:04
You should see Sharon Osborne's daughter. Oh, wait.
00:56:07
We did. Yeah,
00:56:09
I don't know.
00:56:09
Did it get you to that rewatch that I did?
00:56:13
Did you, did you, did you? No,
00:56:17
no, I was listening,
00:56:19
and, I, I was just counting on your description.
00:56:25
You want to,
00:56:27
get into some religious shit?
00:56:29
Yes, I do this quarter at 123 pounds with safety glasses
00:56:33
and a will to not just no question, but also for the kids and
00:56:38
the kids wise beyond years.
00:56:40
What my mom did,
00:56:43
what?
00:56:47
Hi, guys.
00:56:47
Could kids send a video message to a kid?
00:56:50
He's crying.
00:56:51
He misses us.
00:56:53
Yeah, it was short and poor guy.
00:56:58
I've heard some some rumors that I have a mullet.
00:57:01
It's not a mullet, I promise. I'm.
00:57:03
I'm sorry. So. Yeah. Let's get your shit.
00:57:06
I don't want it. Wait.
00:57:09
So this,
00:57:11
Where did this occur?
00:57:14
Earth.
00:57:16
So always a safe bet.
00:57:17
This occurred in Tampa, Florida.
00:57:19
Interesting. Must.
00:57:20
Must have been. Wow.
00:57:21
Yeah.
00:57:22
Wait, what's happened in the the local area here?
00:57:27
This is, like, slightly funny.
00:57:28
Slash. Not funny. I don't know, you decide.
00:57:32
It's funny.
00:57:32
You can say I'm going to turned frightening
00:57:35
when a group of men shouted slurs and mocked their religion.
00:57:38
Now campus police are working to identify the men who were involved.
00:57:42
And we do want to warn you, some of the language in this story is disturbing.
00:57:46
News.
00:57:47
Channel Eight's George McArthur is live at USF tonight.
00:57:49
Georgia.
00:57:51
They said George MacArthur, right?
00:57:53
Yeah.
00:57:54
It doesn't look like it was a planned anti-Muslim attack.
00:57:58
He's awful shiny, though.
00:57:59
He came all the way to the top of this park. He was right there.
00:58:02
No racial slurs at them, but they streamed it online.
00:58:07
Here we go. Shit.
00:58:08
This motherfucker. Is that or not?
00:58:11
Or shall I go on? Fagot, fagot
00:58:14
go fagot jabber fagot fagot profanity.
00:58:17
They said the same thing.
00:58:18
There appear to have been so recreating Islamic traditional attire
00:58:22
when they harassed the group of students created this mock.
00:58:26
Why is it always her ass of our religion, of our,
00:58:31
traditions?
00:58:32
They take Tampa off the screen, back.
00:58:34
And whenever you are God man, you repent, treating it as if it was I.
00:58:38
It's in our opinion, we just repent from eating pagan, that's all.
00:58:43
But for them, they taunted us with it.
00:58:46
They mocked us with it.
00:58:47
Saget con says they held cameras to their face.
00:58:50
Or you got stupid ideas about their religion.
00:58:54
Their.
00:58:54
Yeah, but they're yelling at their stupid ideas with other stupid ideas.
00:58:58
There's the there's the personal level where they where,
00:59:02
you can't you fuck you.
00:59:04
The dogma with them just you're going
00:59:07
to be ridiculed to a country that I've never been to.
00:59:10
You know, you guys don't have any bombs on the group responsible who identifies
00:59:16
you. You know what?
00:59:17
I don't care if you're Muslim or not. That's a valid question at any time.
00:59:20
In a statement to eight on your side, they insist.
00:59:23
Well, this is a little bit better video of some of the hate hate
00:59:27
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
00:59:28
Yeah, they were totally hating on him for no reason.
00:59:30
Who does it but sound no reason?
00:59:35
But do it.
00:59:37
It's really good.
00:59:38
Oh, God.
00:59:40
Making anybody.
00:59:43
Bacon for the selfie. Mom.
00:59:45
You could eat, make, and so on.
00:59:47
You can eat bacon whenever you want.
00:59:49
God commands you. Repent.
00:59:51
Mohammed is a pedophile.
00:59:52
You're praying to a man who's burning in hell.
00:59:55
He married a nine year old girl.
00:59:57
And you're going to Mohammed?
00:59:58
Yeah, but he waited like two years before he had sex or so
01:00:02
on the grave for Muhammad.
01:00:04
I spit it out.
01:00:07
So this is disrespectful and they deserve to get punched in the face.
01:00:10
But I support their right to say it.
01:00:12
You need repent.
01:00:13
You need to get saved and set free.
01:00:15
Jesus Christ is coming soon.
01:00:17
Take that towel off of your head.
01:00:19
Take that towel head Peter up in your.
01:00:24
Head. Oh go on.
01:00:25
Go, go. Oh!
01:00:31
Hell no!
01:00:36
I like you all.
01:00:38
You did have one.
01:00:40
Oh, you.
01:00:42
Everyone, what are you doing?
01:00:44
What are you. What are you.
01:00:45
You walk in here.
01:00:47
Go right into the devil.
01:00:48
This is like a pet, right? It is a free speech.
01:00:51
Oh, you're not my brother. This is you.
01:00:54
Go back to your car.
01:00:55
This is all your
01:00:57
before I'm on a plane, you guys, are you like you guys?
01:01:01
How many plugs on it? Oh, yeah.
01:01:04
Many bombs on your
01:01:06
comments, right?
01:01:07
Or physically and or interfere with the students.
01:01:09
And they say they were exercising their First Amendment rights.
01:01:13
They were.
01:01:14
It's stupid. Right?
01:01:16
It's a stupid way to do it.
01:01:18
But you John, do you know why the First Amendment exists?
01:01:22
It's not to protect popular happy speech.
01:01:25
It's to protect this nonsense. Them? Yeah.
01:01:28
Condemned the acts.
01:01:29
Obviously, we know those actions are not representative of the faith itself.
01:01:34
Yeah.
01:01:35
Oh, my God, everyone was wrong.
01:01:38
Everyone was absolutely wrong.
01:01:41
So, issuing a statement, they say they do both sides harassment,
01:01:44
discrimination or hateful experience based on religion.
01:01:48
And they want there are no good guys.
01:01:49
You feel safe Keith George he also mentioned the campus police.
01:01:53
George, to identify these men that we saw on the video there. Will
01:01:57
they be facing charges when they're found and if so, what kind of charges?
01:02:00
What kind of charges? With that?
01:02:02
Hey, that hate hate hate hate hate say they are still working on
01:02:05
six charges of hate. Hate speech.
01:02:07
They trespass those men so they won't be allowed on campus again and will refer.
01:02:12
I'm going to come on dude.
01:02:14
Trump come on. It's not that's that's insensitive.
01:02:16
So I don't think there could be charges because they're they're arguing
01:02:22
their religion.
01:02:23
They're not just disturbing that for no reason.
01:02:25
They're disturbing it on the grounds of a religious standpoint, which this can
01:02:29
the state get involved in that
01:02:31
they didn't physically on the people they do is kind of sure.
01:02:35
It's almost like the Muslim people are they're having like a protest.
01:02:39
And then this group came in and like, yeah, that's the protest, right?
01:02:42
That's my question is where was it?
01:02:44
It looked like it was on a rooftop to somebody on that rooftop,
01:02:47
because that was at a school. That's what they said.
01:02:49
They said they're going to issue a trespassing. If they find yeah.
01:02:52
Then they're like, if I go about anything, I'm not blocked off.
01:02:55
You're you're allowed to say stuff on the sidewalk.
01:02:58
I think that's weird because I think they have to, like,
01:02:59
come here and find these people.
01:03:00
But I mean, are they allowed to pray in at in this parking garage?
01:03:05
I feel like the, you know, when they're like a grass area
01:03:07
and that they can do this, I'm pretty sure it's up to the landowner,
01:03:13
plantation owner, if you will
01:03:15
move slaveholder, whatever you want to call them.
01:03:18
If you own property you go to, you can't even stop people from saying stuff.
01:03:22
They still have a right to stay stuff on your property.
01:03:24
You only have a right to ask them now to leave
01:03:28
what is always lost.
01:03:29
And I point out, but I love how these stupid local news
01:03:31
reporters have to go to the scene.
01:03:34
And if this isn't the actual scene, she went to a similar rooftop
01:03:37
parking garage.
01:03:38
To do this as If Anyone Cares was like, oh, this is exactly where it happened.
01:03:42
Like, look, this is the parking spot area.
01:03:44
Look, that's a category where they're actually standing.
01:03:46
Reported that from the studio, right.
01:03:49
But then it would have been just like the parking would have been like, oh, show.
01:03:53
And then, you know, say people wouldn't watch.
01:03:56
I mean, they could just get
01:03:57
live shots and then come back and go, look, here it is.
01:04:00
We don't need a reporter standing there.
01:04:02
Well, it looks awfully green and some reflect.
01:04:05
There's some green reflection on her hair, so maybe she is in a
01:04:08
in a green screen now and they're just like, you know what?
01:04:09
We can save money.
01:04:10
In fact, she's not even probably real.
01:04:14
Oh, yeah. Good point.
01:04:15
We will.
01:04:15
We will be
01:04:17
like six bucks or.
01:04:22
Okay, enough.
01:04:24
That being I'm doing everything in my power not to hit the chirp.
01:04:29
Oh, what
01:04:31
what?
01:04:35
Or here's another idea that's going to be very controversial.
01:04:38
You could shut the fuck up.
01:04:41
All right. Again. Now which order?
01:04:42
Which order are we playing this. You want to just come up?
01:04:47
Oh, you want me to tell you
01:04:49
I have,
01:04:51
we can't do sandwiches. We have Sabina.
01:04:53
We have everything. We should get going.
01:04:55
Right. Okay.
01:04:56
The only way we're going to get through all the subpoenas is if we play all three
01:05:00
simultaneously at double speed.
01:05:05
Oh, it's not playing at all.
01:05:06
Perfect. Right? Right. What's next?
01:05:09
Next.
01:05:10
I want to see, like, the video game.
01:05:14
Was it a video game?
01:05:17
What? The video game.
01:05:18
I which order
01:05:21
video six and then the order.
01:05:22
They're uploaded verbatim
01:05:26
to our Brady wife.
01:05:30
Okay,
01:05:32
that's the same order out.
01:05:32
All right. So fuck. Marry.
01:05:33
Kill Gary Jr.
01:05:36
Brady Wolf.
01:05:37
Oh, you draw Mary Brady.
01:05:44
Fuck your wife. Yep.
01:05:51
I, I love these commercials.
01:05:55
This is so good.
01:05:56
This is our new sponsor for our own game.
01:06:03
What?
01:06:04
Blackjack. Let's go.
01:06:05
Careful, professor. I'm bringing buckets.
01:06:07
Mike, check. Let's go.
01:06:08
Careful, professor. I'll bring in buckets.
01:06:10
I want you get the floor.
01:06:12
Russell floored you, not Mike. Check, kid.
01:06:14
Better keep up. Professor.
01:06:15
Here.
01:06:15
That it's you hitting concrete brick by special
01:06:20
time to this outside.
01:06:22
Oh. That's awesome.
01:06:24
Well, bring it on.
01:06:25
We get everyone.
01:06:29
Oh. Spoiler alert.
01:06:33
We don't know if Gary of them.
01:06:35
Yeah,
01:06:37
I thought Adam ruins everything.
01:06:39
I can't wait to get this game. What?
01:06:40
What I know, Mike, check.
01:06:42
Brady. Let's turn this garage into an arena. Professor. You're that.
01:06:45
It's you hitting concrete this second.
01:06:47
Where the fuck is my shirt, sir?
01:06:49
Let's keep it in.
01:06:50
Know it's the 80s.
01:06:53
So 80s metal band, group shirt.
01:06:57
And when it's super corny, clear jeans and have a dark good night finish.
01:07:02
Wait. No carry with podcast preserved.
01:07:04
That's a wrap.
01:07:07
I told the Metallica shirt once, and it did Metallica shirt,
01:07:10
and then it wouldn't let me do it ever again.
01:07:12
After that, it learned it was like, wait, hold on.
01:07:15
Yeah. It was like, what did we do here?
01:07:18
You need to unlock the developer version of or sauna sniffer.
01:07:23
What is it? Whatever. Whatever.
01:07:26
So Gary's progressing to the final boss,
01:07:29
you know, apparently.
01:07:34
Oh, I should have had this queued up.
01:07:36
Now I have to click my page here.
01:07:38
Right click your cursor.
01:07:40
Like your page here, I got it.
01:07:41
I clicked my page here.
01:07:44
Okay.
01:07:44
Creature pager fight.
01:07:47
Oh, dude.
01:07:48
Perfect, right.
01:07:49
You nailed it.
01:07:50
Quick check.
01:07:50
I watch the uppercuts coming up.
01:07:53
I think I'm super good.
01:07:54
Got this big flowing sugar.
01:07:57
Yeah. Keep your nerd show down, Gary.
01:07:59
Not a just.
01:08:06
With my drop insert coin to.
01:08:09
Yeah, that was it. Could continue that.
01:08:12
I wish I could continue that but it's where what's where it kind of.
01:08:16
That's going to be a shame.
01:08:18
Yeah.
01:08:25
Everyone's I don't know who my food.
01:08:30
Whoever else.
01:08:31
I have a dog on my face.
01:08:33
I try not to, pay attention to that kind of bestiality
01:08:38
as a dog, I'm afraid people say I should not just look the other way,
01:08:42
but I'm just a little fish with the fucking idea.
01:08:45
All right, you guys, you guys remember,
01:08:50
Well, I don't know if this this
01:08:52
is very racial, so I don't know if this is a more of a rumble segment.
01:08:55
Are we allowed?
01:08:56
Is our other people allowed to say the N-word?
01:09:00
We're not on Rumble yet.
01:09:02
On you on YouTube.
01:09:03
I heard you say this.
01:09:05
A rumble segment, so I must stop you. Rumble. Exclusive.
01:09:07
No. Is it are we allowed to say say what?
01:09:10
With the N-word?
01:09:13
I mean, no us, but, like a clip.
01:09:15
A news clip.
01:09:18
There's audio of it with the area.
01:09:23
You could try, but we should probably.
01:09:26
Well, yeah, probably.
01:09:29
I've got some other YouTube questions like that.
01:09:31
Black in the stuff after.
01:09:32
I want to, like, content creators, where they got to.
01:09:37
I don't know why I take the black play button,
01:09:40
and it's like issue by by YouTube.
01:09:44
I want one back here, but I haven't earned one.
01:09:48
Like they haven't sent me one.
01:09:49
But can't I just make my own?
01:09:52
Yes you can, you can forge it.
01:09:54
Yeah. That's that's what I want.
01:09:57
That's because you could forge it.
01:09:58
But then you corporate you can fake.
01:10:01
And then it's also made up for forgery.
01:10:03
You make me so, forged forgery.
01:10:06
Okay.
01:10:07
Oh, well, you got a plan, then,
01:10:10
right? Yeah, but you do.
01:10:11
You gotta preorder your video game
01:10:14
for Christmas. The.
01:10:18
There's limited quantity.
01:10:20
Yeah.
01:10:21
There's zero. There's zero available.
01:10:23
Very limited
01:10:25
for no, no available consoles.
01:10:27
Like there's there's no system that that is designed for.
01:10:31
The dog knows the type.
01:10:33
I mean it would I don't know if you saw the cartridge there.
01:10:35
It doesn't fit any consoles, but it's we have a cartridge, right.
01:10:40
Yeah. It's just a cartridge.
01:10:42
You can plug it in a you could pick.
01:10:46
He's got a stick there.
01:10:47
That's one. There's another topic is anal.
01:10:50
There's like the front, front back end on the front back.
01:10:53
And there's different like shots of you should
01:10:57
you should take that stick.
01:11:00
Yeah. That one. Yeah.
01:11:01
We have a cartridge available, but it just doesn't fit any consoles.
01:11:05
Yeah, it's a working game.
01:11:08
Is that a console available that will let you slide that in? It?
01:11:13
That's, It's one of those things where the entire game is encompassed.
01:11:16
We just made it look like a cartridge for retro.
01:11:19
All you got to do is plug that in
01:11:22
for that.
01:11:23
Anything, plug it into your HDMI.
01:11:26
Oh, okay.
01:11:28
Great.
01:11:31
That cup is actually available
01:11:33
at our store for just a few more days.
01:11:36
We have a store? Yeah. Then the store will be closed.
01:11:38
So if you want merchandise, you better get it before Christmas.
01:11:42
Right.
01:11:43
Get it for you.
01:11:44
I didn't know what the fuck is this
01:11:47
store closes.
01:11:47
Yeah, okay.
01:11:49
And then also, I think suffers.
01:11:52
Your your loved ones will open the presents and go.
01:11:54
What the fuck is this?
01:11:56
What is inside?
01:11:57
You'll be like, check it out.
01:11:59
Yeah, but then they would maybe, you know, check it out.
01:12:02
Exactly. No, they wouldn't know. I'm sorry.
01:12:04
Not it.
01:12:06
End up in a, Salvation Army and then some random,
01:12:10
person would then then become hopefully
01:12:12
a watcher. You.
01:12:19
Do you hear about the,
01:12:21
outlandish stuff that, went on and is that zehnder's?
01:12:26
Do you hear about the hot news down in Zehnder's?
01:12:28
I don't think anybody knows what Zehnder's is.
01:12:31
Bagels,
01:12:33
bagel,
01:12:35
The gold medal is a chicken place in Frankenmuth.
01:12:39
And damn.
01:12:40
Really? Zehnder's. You got to like, you
01:12:45
know,
01:12:46
translate the German, you German son of a bitch.
01:12:50
No, no.
01:12:53
You try to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
01:12:58
You killed my chickens.
01:13:02
They don't kill the chickens.
01:13:03
They just cook them after they go. But, Yeah.
01:13:05
So apparently there was a fiasco down in, Or up in Franklin.
01:13:10
Is it up north?
01:13:11
Oh, God. It.
01:13:12
Why does it always mute it?
01:13:15
That's a safety feature in your browser.
01:13:17
You can go into the serious charges accused
01:13:20
closure at Zehnder's splash Village in Franklin Village.
01:13:24
Investigators say he exposed himself to Ice Girl over the summer
01:13:27
while sitting in a hot tub at the water park, prosecutors revealed.
01:13:31
This is also not the first time he was charged in a 2019
01:13:35
for a similar incident at a Meyer in Livonia, after
01:13:38
a child reported seeing him do the same thing.
01:13:41
This is a source he's going to help us with a song about.
01:13:44
That's thank you so much to the sponsors,
01:13:49
us a lot.
01:13:52
To go
01:13:53
see what's in your pants and I don't to you
01:13:57
if I come up right house
01:14:01
got on. You.
01:14:07
Go tell them no.
01:14:11
Don't know unless.
01:14:17
Oh, geez.
01:14:19
Pray to your stupid.
01:14:22
He's a,
01:14:28
Well, it does seem like you're.
01:14:30
Get the judge. Bless you.
01:14:32
God bless you. Bless you.
01:14:34
What does that even mean? You're so good looking.
01:14:37
Too confusing.
01:14:39
Brady, you're getting it.
01:14:40
Seems like you're getting the gist of my sarcastic mash ups,
01:14:43
because you got an Eddie Murphy one and a huge one.
01:14:49
Blessed
01:14:51
pants
01:14:52
and two
01:14:54
balls that my mouth in your head
01:14:58
every.
01:15:04
What the dog doing?
01:15:27
You. Got three.
01:15:50
My. Real one.
01:15:57
Open for a second.
01:16:00
But I'm hoping you come up
01:16:04
and get some freedom.
01:16:06
And you want to stop the street.
01:16:10
Put a fish in your butt
01:16:12
and do what?
01:16:17
Was good.
01:16:21
For you. But.
01:16:31
With. I.
01:16:42
Your buttons.
01:16:43
It's in you.
01:16:48
But you come both.
01:16:50
But that's what I want. You in the box.
01:16:53
Somebody come
01:16:55
in the.
01:16:59
What?
01:16:59
I want you to
01:17:02
bring it
01:17:05
to the.
01:17:07
You come.
01:17:14
And I bend in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
01:17:17
Yeah.
01:17:18
Maybe more I do it, I better be myself.
01:17:20
Please. Up. Tick.
01:17:22
You got, up.
01:17:27
Been a while since we've actually had some real chicken attacks,
01:17:31
right?
01:17:31
That I bullshit.
01:17:35
And now we have two.
01:17:37
Then you have your chicken here.
01:17:40
My dad and my dad.
01:17:45
Cannot
01:17:46
stop running, but wearing nothing but chicken.
01:17:49
In fact, from now on, you're okay.
01:17:52
Stop running. Are you all right?
01:17:55
That.
01:17:55
I was kicking it like this, kicking it off repeatedly.
01:17:57
And this animal just kept charging
01:18:00
almost even to stop running.
01:18:03
Stop running animal. This vicious animal.
01:18:06
You're okay.
01:18:08
Stop running.
01:18:09
Oh, good. The dogs back.
01:18:11
Fine.
01:18:12
Yeah.
01:18:15
The blood gushing out, and then we have,
01:18:20
A US student
01:18:21
who took four chickens after breaking into a slaughterhouse
01:18:24
has now been sentenced to 90 days in jail.
01:18:27
She was trying to save them from inhumane conditions.
01:18:30
Four of them from a slaughterhouse.
01:18:35
Ironically, they all froze to death.
01:18:38
Which was probably what irony means.
01:18:42
Way less humane, way more humane, way less.
01:18:45
Know it. They're at least they're preserved.
01:18:47
Well, no, I mean, they could just be fried up.
01:18:51
She called it a rescue.
01:18:55
It would've been.
01:18:55
They could have.
01:18:57
I'm pretty sure the law considers them property.
01:19:01
So, yeah, she got a misdemeanor.
01:19:04
Wait.
01:19:04
Convicted of felony conspiracy and three misdemeanor counts. Oh.
01:19:11
Wait, so a felony conspiracy
01:19:12
and three misdemeanors is only 90 to 60 days in jail, 60 to 90,
01:19:17
90 days, 60 of which may involve jail alternates such as house arrest.
01:19:22
I'm in the wrong line of work.
01:19:24
I'm sick of this fucking fair pay for
01:19:27
a reasonable.
01:19:29
Anyways.
01:19:32
And then the best one.
01:19:33
This is the best one there is. The best one.
01:19:36
This is the best one.
01:19:38
I do it, I try to be myself.
01:19:40
Frees up thinking that the.
01:19:46
This is smart chicken.
01:19:49
Ma'am, what are you doing?
01:19:54
She called it ma'am.
01:19:55
Ma'am, how did you get up here?
01:19:58
Well, chickens have wings. They can fly.
01:20:00
Wait. Came home right?
01:20:01
Don't throw anything you don't hear, dummy.
01:20:04
Oh! Hold on.
01:20:04
Whoa whoa whoa.
01:20:08
Wait!
01:20:09
Came home.
01:20:10
Don't throw anything.
01:20:11
Wait! Kaden! Hold on. Don't throw anything.
01:20:13
Throw anything.
01:20:16
So before you get all on, who's on what side?
01:20:20
It sounds like the kids started it again.
01:20:22
That's how these always, always happen.
01:20:24
Chickens just minding their own business on the roof.
01:20:26
And then some kid starts to throw something.
01:20:28
Yeah, this assailant was an angry rooster.
01:20:33
And wait for it.
01:20:38
Wait for.
01:20:41
There goes.
01:20:42
Got him.
01:20:43
Yeah, that had to be my freeze up chicken.
01:20:47
That,
01:20:50
chicken that I like.
01:20:53
But you back for the first you play.
01:20:57
Sam, I love you.
01:20:57
Come, let's go get more chicken.
01:21:00
I thought you didn't go. Oh.
01:21:05
For you.
01:21:06
Her granddaughter had just been attacked by Professor Whip.
01:21:10
Check.
01:21:10
Watch the rope uppercut special coming up to take a little pulse.
01:21:14
Gonna stop this ramp. Come on.
01:21:17
Keep your nerd show down, Gary.
01:21:19
Not attached. It's not a nerd show, Gary.
01:21:24
It's colors
01:21:25
with Mike drop.
01:21:27
Insert coin to get
01:21:30
the feathers went flying.
01:21:37
There's one flying.
01:21:40
Do you guys hear the story that was going around about,
01:21:44
this cone?
01:21:47
Wait.
01:21:49
What? Whoa.
01:21:49
You can't say that.
01:21:51
Is your drunken. No. There's drunk.
01:21:53
Yes. No. What did he say?
01:21:56
No. There's literally a drunk coon right here.
01:21:59
Oh, okay.
01:22:00
No, you're allowed to say that.
01:22:02
Oh, darn it.
01:22:06
Oh, wait. No.
01:22:06
Hold on.
01:22:08
No. Oh, no. I want to see more Facebook.
01:22:10
That was just horrible timing, dude. I'm sorry.
01:22:12
I'm going to have to hit it now.
01:22:20
Right now, which smartphone stack?
01:22:21
Tricky issue.
01:22:22
Which content solutions we offer.
01:22:25
We only use tonight.
01:22:27
An unbelievable story out of Hanover.
01:22:30
It goes viral. I think it's slightly believable.
01:22:32
Raccoon broke into an ABC store in Ashland, trashed bottle after
01:22:37
bottle of liquor, and then was found out drunk in the bathroom.
01:22:43
Maggie Glass has been in Ashland tonight, getting to the bottom
01:22:47
of what really happened with this boozy bandit and Maggie.
01:22:50
From the pictures, I saw this raccoon not sipping on the White Claws.
01:22:54
It looked like he went after the hard liquor.
01:22:56
That's absolutely right.
01:22:57
The story of this drunk raccoon is he was probably just thirsty.
01:23:01
He's not an alcoholic. Facebook. Instagram.
01:23:03
He broke up bottling that
01:23:05
liquid.
01:23:06
And our investigation reveals this masked bandit may not be a first time offender.
01:23:12
Early Saturday morning, an ABC store in
01:23:14
Ashland was paid a visit from a rather surprising guest.
01:23:18
This raccoon breaking into the store
01:23:20
through the ceiling, damaging the security system on his way.
01:23:23
Once inside, the party animal certainly made the most of his time with liquor,
01:23:26
leaving a trail of destruction in his path.
01:23:29
Virginia ABC telling us there
01:23:31
he was looking for some specific spirits damaged the raccoon ending up.
01:23:35
Yeah, probably Bacardi right next to the toilet.
01:23:37
And the employee. Oh, no, I'm sorry. It was.
01:23:40
That is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
01:23:42
It was probably he got to the bathroom when he passed beer.
01:23:45
God, what is going on?
01:23:47
Over.
01:23:47
County animal protection and shelter arrived at the ABC, sir.
01:23:50
With him. Passed out.
01:23:53
What?
01:23:54
It coons like to drink to the scene.
01:23:56
Just like that is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
01:24:00
From when he shoots his beer.
01:24:02
And, sir, with the animal protection and shelter, it's like it's
01:24:06
for your fat, mysterious mammal into custody.
01:24:09
After a few hours of sobering up, he was alert and unharmed.
01:24:12
Mine is probably the worst hangover of his life.
01:24:15
He was released back into the wild, the shelter posting these hilarious photos
01:24:19
on social media. And quickly the story went viral.
01:24:22
What I'm seeing on the post now, it's got a lot of it's
01:24:24
hilarious is it's actually true.
01:24:26
Things along those lines.
01:24:28
Oh, joke type of thing.
01:24:29
Oh, to the scene of the crime on Tuesday,
01:24:32
and after conducting our own investigation into the matter, a crucial.
01:24:35
Well, he did have a mask on, and she said that. Yeah.
01:24:38
Very well. May be a serial stealer.
01:24:40
Neighboring business,
01:24:41
because he has a mask and they too, fall victim to do it.
01:24:45
Say it.
01:24:45
It was up in that space, like in the ceiling.
01:24:48
And it went through in our break room and it got into all of our snacks.
01:24:52
It was all over the place.
01:24:54
I was sent a lot of first world problems actually, today
01:24:57
saying, what if it's the same raccoon?
01:24:58
So what do you think?
01:25:01
I would think so as it's the same coon everyone in the area
01:25:04
already knew about this rowdy raccoon, so it's salty
01:25:08
when the, girl with blue hair comes over
01:25:12
and says we shouldn't trap and kill the raccoons
01:25:14
and we should put up meat spray and let it go. The exposure.
01:25:17
This is what happened daily basis.
01:25:19
Because people don't know or they only see the negative things.
01:25:22
And so yeah, like you noticed, that was a very specific thing that I said.
01:25:26
There were some more good news coming from this.
01:25:29
The Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter says there's even been talks
01:25:33
of a local.
01:25:34
I'm about to put out some real trash shirts with the raccoon on it,
01:25:37
then donating those proceeds back to the shelter.
01:25:39
Maggie glass 12 on your side, 12 on your side.
01:25:46
Well, that raccoon showed us
01:25:49
angel.
01:25:53
Gimme me a sandwich.
01:25:55
We're out here.
01:25:57
Made that for me.
01:26:00
That's fucking delicious, dog. Cat.
01:26:02
I fucking like it.
01:26:03
I hear it in front of him. I.
01:26:11
I can't, I can't hear.
01:26:12
Yeah. No.
01:26:13
So but that's probably for the best.
01:26:15
Yeah.
01:26:18
I don't listen to no women.
01:26:21
By the way.
01:26:23
I don't see radio. She.
01:26:25
Even if she was talking and I don't listen to
01:26:28
no women.
01:26:31
Can you hear it now
01:26:33
get. Yes.
01:26:36
Yeah.
01:26:36
I got an ice cream cone sandwich for you right here.
01:26:39
Oh, my God, she's got Joy's eggs right out.
01:26:41
Yeah, well,
01:26:44
now I made meatballs.
01:26:46
Yeah, maybe I'm better with
01:26:48
the meatballs problem I got.
01:26:52
We can I, I sprinkles.
01:26:53
Forget about caramel sprinkles.
01:26:55
Forget about over here. Hey I mean, I.
01:27:01
That looks delicious.
01:27:02
Forget Carvel.
01:27:03
I got the Italian iced it.
01:27:04
Sorry I wasn't ready.
01:27:06
There's no ice cream in there.
01:27:07
Then.
01:27:10
Why? What is it called?
01:27:11
It ice cream cone.
01:27:13
The real ice cream cone.
01:27:15
Sandwich.
01:27:17
Italian ice cream. Right.
01:27:18
So I thought Italian ice. No, I thought that was lemon.
01:27:21
Yeah. Italian.
01:27:21
I It's horseshit.
01:27:26
Well, I would rather have meatballs than horseshit.
01:27:29
I don't know where the fucker.
01:27:30
Where the fuck are you getting your sandwiches?
01:27:32
I'd rather have meatballs than ice cream.
01:27:35
I mean, it depends on what you're doing or the useful eating.
01:27:39
We're eating.
01:27:41
Okay, what if you're growing vegetables?
01:27:49
Oh. I don't have that kind of time.
01:27:50
I want if if I have a go, make me a sandwich.
01:27:53
And she's like, I'll be right back.
01:27:55
And she goes outside with seeds. I'm going to be pissed.
01:27:58
It's going to be the best sandwich fresh sandwich ever.
01:28:00
But it's going to be like, what, two weeks to three months actually draw
01:28:05
brings up a, it's funny too, because.
01:28:10
I usually don't,
01:28:12
Yeah.
01:28:12
I've been claiming that I've been baking.
01:28:15
I have a decent point. It's right on my head.
01:28:17
Yeah, I've got a funny hat, but,
01:28:20
I've been claiming I've been, baking from scratch.
01:28:23
Perfect bald head.
01:28:24
Baking from scratch would include
01:28:28
planting the seeds, growing corn flakes, milling the flour.
01:28:33
I don't do any of this stuff.
01:28:34
I buy a bag of flour.
01:28:38
Yeah, I knew the goal post on scratch, didn't we?
01:28:40
He ruined the zipper.
01:28:43
This this zipper.
01:28:45
No, no, no, he's a dog.
01:28:47
You ruined the zipper.
01:28:49
Oh, yeah.
01:28:50
By letting him have access to the zipper.
01:28:52
Dude, I tell my bitch this. Oh, crap.
01:28:55
Look at it.
01:28:56
He's like a dog. Do this.
01:28:57
And I'm like, no, you let the dog do that.
01:28:59
The dog's like, the dog is a dog.
01:29:02
Let's do that.
01:29:03
The shark attacked.
01:29:04
No, there's no such thing as a shark attack. There's just a shark.
01:29:08
You hungry?
01:29:08
Or you make your sandwich?
01:29:10
Or if a sandwich is.
01:29:11
What is it? Was your fix or fucked sandwiches?
01:29:13
Stupid fuck.
01:29:17
Oh, shit.
01:29:18
It's not on the screen.
01:29:19
What is going on now?
01:29:21
What's on the screen?
01:29:22
Very.
01:29:25
Okay, so this
01:29:27
weight from makers, from fucking friends.
01:29:31
They stole this from friends.
01:29:33
The day after Thanksgiving. Ross.
01:29:35
Ross makes a sandwich.
01:29:36
He calls the moist maker because it maybe and stuff.
01:29:40
Friends is gay.
01:29:42
I remember that only
01:29:44
if you fuck them in the ass.
01:29:47
Oh yeah, and it's.
01:29:49
And it's wrong grammar. Come on Gary, you didn't catch that.
01:29:51
He said friends is gay.
01:29:52
It's friends are just groups of guys.
01:29:56
His friends are gay.
01:29:59
Oh, wait, we're his friends.
01:30:02
Never mind.
01:30:03
His friends are cool. Oh, oh, a second.
01:30:13
Line from the flat trans news desk.
01:30:16
Well, germs.
01:30:17
Friends are gay and cool.
01:30:20
I've just been informed that I have a garlic grilled
01:30:23
cheese that my daughter just made for me and is ready.
01:30:26
What? It's ready.
01:30:28
I'm going upstairs.
01:30:30
We'll swim right over and get it.
01:30:32
Oh, good.
01:30:33
Ask upstairs.
01:30:35
So he wouldn't, okay, so it's soak
01:30:38
in the bread in its window.
01:30:41
But what's underneath that?
01:30:42
Oh, and then he puts a cheese wrap.
01:30:44
He wraps it in cheese
01:30:46
and then he, like, close it.
01:30:47
Oh, is that like a pastry?
01:30:49
Yeah.
01:30:50
It's a pork pastry or something like that, you know, daughter all over it.
01:30:54
Yeah.
01:30:54
I like to seal all my sandwich.
01:30:55
You have a pastry and then.
01:30:58
But there's this other girl, right.
01:31:01
Well, I hope we sprinkle
01:31:02
season on the veto bread, tomato bread, soggy tomato bread.
01:31:07
I have one more thing to do.
01:31:11
I think it's
01:31:12
just something to hold the sauce so it doesn't.
01:31:16
Oh, so we're
01:31:18
it's like one the flavor of the sauce,
01:31:20
but it's not oozing all over the place that looks British.
01:31:24
What's the British meat.
01:31:26
And another British meat pocket that you do.
01:31:29
Looks like a vagina, a butthole.
01:31:31
But there's beef. It's a torn butthole.
01:31:35
Beef Wellington.
01:31:35
Does that have a channel?
01:31:38
I'll be following it.
01:31:39
That sounds good.
01:31:41
He made a tomato basil Wellington.
01:31:45
Yeah, I've had blood leaking out of my anus.
01:31:48
Wait.
01:31:51
Stand up.
01:31:51
Would you just stand up for one second?
01:31:54
I want to get you,
01:32:02
I could possibly be gay.
01:32:05
I could not possibly be gay.
01:32:06
So you cut out the not part. It is possibly.
01:32:09
Speaking of not. Here's Brady over the top.
01:32:13
What's your Mount Rushmore of things that you put in your ass?
01:32:16
The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:32:21
It is just, oh, there's a four.
01:32:24
My top four is, nothing,
01:32:28
nothing, nothing and nothing.
01:32:31
I put my head on my ass from time to time.
01:32:34
Yeah.
01:32:37
I've had people
01:32:38
try to put their foot in my ass or their foot.
01:32:41
Dude, I watch this other show.
01:32:42
They actually on the Mount Rushmore I witnessed this week.
01:32:45
Somebody put their foot in someone up to almost their knee.
01:32:49
Wow. And I can never unsee it.
01:32:53
Wow. He's on my Mount Rushmore of Bible figures.
01:32:56
Please like, comment and subscribe if you like these kind of topics
01:33:00
so we can tell that we don't do them anymore.
01:33:03
Yeah,
01:33:05
correct.
01:33:05
That's how we that's how we, rule things out.
01:33:12
Just like anal,
01:33:13
the only way to find out how far you can go is to push the limits.
01:33:17
Yeah.
01:33:21
Should we do
01:33:22
the disclaimer so we can get into the the nitty gritty?
01:33:26
Yeah.
01:33:27
Am I doing the same disclaimer?
01:33:30
Yeah.
01:33:31
That's disappointing.
01:33:34
Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of garbage speech,
01:33:37
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01:33:37
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01:33:40
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01:33:43
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01:33:45
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01:33:47
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01:33:49
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01:33:51
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01:33:58
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01:33:59
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01:34:04
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01:34:13
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01:34:26
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01:34:32
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01:34:34
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01:34:35
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01:34:38
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01:34:42
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01:34:44
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01:34:46
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies in a jibber,
01:34:49
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We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some jabber joy,
01:34:54
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01:34:57
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01:35:01
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01:35:12
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01:35:18
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01:35:21
let's get ready for.
01:35:25
Whoa!
01:35:26
Let me tell you something to draw you from.
01:35:28
I what you go to. Shut up!
01:35:31
So you drink one beer.
01:35:33
You're not an alcoholic.
01:35:34
You make one song on SoundCloud.
01:35:36
You're not a rapper.
01:35:38
But I suck one.
01:35:41
Shut up bitch.
01:35:46
I just wanted to show this picture
01:35:48
real quick of the Toyota CEO
01:35:51
decked out in Trump gear.
01:35:54
Wow. He was.
01:35:55
He showed up at the NASCAR event.
01:35:57
That's a number one.
01:35:58
That's a man.
01:36:01
Number two.
01:36:04
That's a man.
01:36:08
Those are your two main points.
01:36:10
Yeah.
01:36:12
Do we do we do we update?
01:36:16
Oh, what the fuck did we update?
01:36:19
Any Rachel Riggins lately about her
01:36:21
two events that happened recently?
01:36:24
No, I don't watch the show.
01:36:26
So these may have been already shown they not happened,
01:36:31
but. Yeah,
01:36:34
were the first event.
01:36:35
Now, again, if if we already.
01:36:37
Oh, no.
01:36:37
Then.
01:36:40
The good old pal is bringing.
01:36:46
We can't hear.
01:36:49
Maybe that's a good.
01:36:49
Are you fucking kidding me?
01:36:52
Why? Why does that keep happening?
01:36:54
StreamYard, you did something.
01:36:57
Can you hear me?
01:36:57
Because I didn't do anything different.
01:37:00
What fucker!
01:37:02
I said oh.
01:37:08
I like that you're a fish today.
01:37:13
I don't do anal.
01:37:15
Oh. Oh, okay.
01:37:16
I see.
01:37:19
All right, I stopped sharing everything.
01:37:21
Are you happy?
01:37:22
I'm. That make you happy?
01:37:23
StreamYard,
01:37:26
we need to hear this.
01:37:29
Did you hear it
01:37:32
now? Yeah.
01:37:32
All right. Yes. Of course. On the.
01:37:35
All right.
01:37:36
Yeah, yeah. We're good.
01:37:39
You sure?
01:37:40
What the dog doing?
01:37:42
Well, he's good,
01:37:44
I say.
01:37:45
I am sweating, and this demon child in the back
01:37:50
laughing me out of my car while he's getting gas.
01:37:53
She's a second dog to do that to me.
01:37:55
Over, I don't know, six years.
01:37:58
Something or once she.
01:38:02
Shame on you. Right?
01:38:05
And had to call the tow truck trying to get, you know, maybe the key
01:38:09
from my husband who's at work and my mom who wasn't awake.
01:38:13
Yeah.
01:38:13
And thank goodness the gas station was one of the gas stations I really like.
01:38:18
And Clinton Township 14 and Harper.
01:38:22
All right, shout out to the shell station
01:38:25
for wanting me use their phone.
01:38:28
Jane decided that she was going to bark at somebody.
01:38:31
They're so nice and polite there, jury.
01:38:32
Haha, yeah, and usually the Wagoneer.
01:38:36
If the keys are, I assume that I dialed for her.
01:38:40
Yeah, but I don't even know from the inside and talk to her.
01:38:45
The tail gate has a lock that apparently gets overridden
01:38:48
if you lock it from the inside.
01:38:50
So I my house and just so you know, the the next very, very, very next
01:38:54
video is going to change your paradigm of reality here on the passenger. So,
01:39:00
but I changed the pecking order once I was able to get a tow truck.
01:39:04
But yeah, I was probably outside for like.
01:39:06
And I'm sure, I'm sure we must have seen that.
01:39:08
And then I could go inside.
01:39:09
But but we need to make sure that, you know, keep an eye on my dogs.
01:39:13
And my car was still running when she locked it
01:39:16
so the dogs were not in the heat.
01:39:18
Otherwise I would have had to see that she hits herself on the way.
01:39:22
By I mean the police station, because I did talk to them and they were.
01:39:25
They came out and broke the window. If I needed them to.
01:39:28
I would not have let the dogs sit in this heat for that long.
01:39:31
So please don't think that. No, I didn't think that at all.
01:39:34
So you mentioned it.
01:39:34
Tried to take them to the park.
01:39:36
Yeah. It's way too hot right now.
01:39:39
And then we have like Adventure Day.
01:39:42
So you guys out dogs and,
01:39:45
you know, you know, over here they're going to go take.
01:39:49
Have you ever had that happen.
01:39:51
No. Have
01:39:54
you ever.
01:39:58
If it happened what would you do.
01:40:00
Would you train your dog how to open it?
01:40:05
Is this the dog's fault or is this her fault?
01:40:08
Her fault? Their fault?
01:40:11
Those are the only two options.
01:40:14
If you can come up with another.
01:40:15
I'm always up for the third off
01:40:18
manufacturer fork.
01:40:21
You need to take your keys
01:40:22
out of the car when you're getting a.
01:40:26
Or take the job.
01:40:30
Unlock all the doors.
01:40:31
Put some windows down. Crack the windows.
01:40:33
Crack one window. Yeah.
01:40:35
If I leave my keys in the vehicle, I will.
01:40:37
I will crack windows just in case. Just goes. Yep.
01:40:40
I don't want to ever have today.
01:40:42
Even though it's freezing cold and and the the car was unlocked.
01:40:48
But just in case.
01:40:51
I just, you know, left it down
01:40:52
far enough for me to reach in.
01:40:57
Because the dog was in there or just
01:40:59
just because just because
01:41:02
I, I would put, I would put I would tie a sock
01:41:06
or something that the dog could pull on around the same thing.
01:41:09
He pushed down.
01:41:10
So you could put just like, you know, toy pull the toy
01:41:13
if that's what your dog likes.
01:41:15
Yeah, whatever.
01:41:16
Whatever your bitch likes. As you say.
01:41:19
Okay, you guys ready to have your whole reality shifted?
01:41:21
Unless you got anything else to say about the dog and the penis?
01:41:23
I just want to say, I just thought, let's get it.
01:41:28
Tire sock.
01:41:29
That's your answer.
01:41:30
Tie a sock. Yeah. That way, yeah. That way.
01:41:33
If the dog was, you know, getting down, you wouldn't be disturbed.
01:41:38
Okay. Tire sock.
01:41:40
What what would you what would you tie on it so the dog could pull?
01:41:42
Because I'm thinking of those old fashioned locks
01:41:44
that look like a little golf tee.
01:41:46
You know, the ones I mean. Yeah. Yeah.
01:41:49
The those those aren't, any cars that I.
01:41:54
All right.
01:41:54
But if you
01:41:55
if you do buy one of those cars, the first thing you're supposed to do
01:41:57
is buy the security ones that are just straight up and down.
01:42:00
So you can't put those little they also say tires.
01:42:03
So like and sock what what would your tires.
01:42:09
So the dog could pull on it I decide.
01:42:12
Yeah. Tire sock I get it.
01:42:14
I would not I train my dog not to pull on ropes, just pull on socks.
01:42:21
I want to know what you would tire.
01:42:22
Now, if you have to touch something on it to give your dog the best chance
01:42:27
to pull on it.
01:42:28
String with a dog toy, a chew toy.
01:42:31
I can win this argument.
01:42:33
Okay, check your pockets.
01:42:36
Do you have string or a dog toy right now?
01:42:40
No. Or a car?
01:42:41
Or do you have a string?
01:42:43
Do you have a sock lock?
01:42:45
Do you have a sock?
01:42:47
Yeah.
01:42:47
I'm not willing to give them up.
01:42:48
It is cold.
01:42:51
Well, put your outside your car.
01:42:53
This way. You'd be inside the warm car.
01:42:55
You could put your sock back on if you wanted to.
01:42:57
Every time you go into the store, take a sock off.
01:42:59
You'll always have a sock. I win
01:43:03
no bullcrap plan for these things.
01:43:06
Grab a string.
01:43:09
I have a shoelace.
01:43:12
I see I don't always have a shoe.
01:43:14
I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:43:16
I don't either like I.
01:43:18
I lost me on this one.
01:43:22
I'm not even a clue. The same.
01:43:24
I have another Rachel Reagan's clip.
01:43:25
We must play it now.
01:43:26
This is going to change our paradigm, right?
01:43:32
Now, across the light, beyond the sky.
01:43:35
I'll be with you later.
01:43:38
Oh, you guys,
01:43:40
sweetheart,
01:43:42
you know what?
01:43:43
Show?
01:43:45
I've seen this one.
01:43:48
We did with your big.
01:43:51
Yeah, her skin color.
01:43:52
I love her.
01:43:57
When she gets in the ground was a skeleton.
01:44:01
The dark,
01:44:03
the skin flakes away.
01:44:05
It also has to do with the topic.
01:44:06
If you look at it again.
01:44:09
No, not weird, but you see that, right?
01:44:11
And yes, there's no way that he's not in her little,
01:44:15
I mean,
01:44:17
there's no way with the pressure coming down whether you want to or not.
01:44:20
He's in her a little
01:44:22
is just like, not like, you know, just like maybe
01:44:26
like that far.
01:44:27
He's pushing against her a little bit and she's like, oh my God.
01:44:30
But then if they have like an air pocket.
01:44:36
They.
01:44:43
Yeah.
01:44:44
And then she just remember when I started the show,
01:44:47
my top thing was red.
01:44:52
I got it.
01:44:55
Looks like I stand by that.
01:44:57
Even through the mockery, I feel like I know, I know what an atheist
01:45:00
feels like because I'm saying the right thing.
01:45:02
I'm saying the truth, and you're just mocking me for my beliefs.
01:45:05
Yes, atheism is a belief or a
01:45:09
a lack of
01:45:11
acknowledgment of no belief, which you still have to believe in.
01:45:15
That.
01:45:17
Unless you actually unless you can prove beyond
01:45:20
a shadow of a doubt, there is nothing beyond which you can't.
01:45:24
Therefore, it is a belief.
01:45:28
Yeah.
01:45:28
You said you said we were going to argue
01:45:30
about religion earlier and you never brought anything up
01:45:33
and no one ever did it.
01:45:36
But we watch people argue about religion.
01:45:38
They were yelling at each other.
01:45:39
So it's it's, quite hilarious.
01:45:41
You you pretty much like, foreshadowed that,
01:45:47
you mentioned last week, I think last week or the week
01:45:49
before the John Cena clip
01:45:52
with the Mandarin.
01:45:54
Yeah, it was on Joe Rogan's podcast.
01:45:56
Oh, no.
01:45:57
The the podcast.
01:45:58
The podcast starts with like him mentioning this,
01:46:01
you know, what's the giant friend of yours is Brian Simpson?
01:46:04
Brian Simpson was going on last night about how intelligent
01:46:06
do you think we have more influence than we think? Share with me.
01:46:08
Yeah, man.
01:46:10
Well, you do speak fucking Mandarin, which is kind of crazy.
01:46:13
Yeah, yeah.
01:46:14
How long did it take you to learn that?
01:46:16
So Joe Rogan has no idea the the drama, and he's like honestly
01:46:20
going like, man, that's crazy.
01:46:21
And John Cena is like, you know, I don't know.
01:46:23
You know, I got in trouble with that.
01:46:24
Kind of like he does not know Mandarin.
01:46:27
He fucking. It's kind of interesting.
01:46:28
Said that, right?
01:46:30
No, but this is the speech
01:46:33
I know that he does in like seven other types of movies,
01:46:38
Yeah.
01:46:39
He doesn't mention the issue of, kind of.
01:46:41
Yeah.
01:46:42
Man, I was I was doing that for quite a long time.
01:46:44
I since kind of,
01:46:46
come to find on the studies,
01:46:48
a wonderful takeaway from the study.
01:46:52
Just because you know a language doesn't mean you know, the culture.
01:46:54
So that was a fantastic experience with that.
01:46:56
But I studied it for like a decade, and I would say, like, I stand on weird
01:47:01
because I really tough hill to climb for me, but it seems like a really big hill.
01:47:05
Just, it's it's just different.
01:47:06
And then didn't use the language structure. Read it, you know.
01:47:09
No, no, I didn't.
01:47:10
And, like reading all the characters, understanding everything I.
01:47:13
Yeah.
01:47:13
How long did it take you to learn? Around ten years.
01:47:15
Well, yeah.
01:47:17
And then like,
01:47:17
I mean, like I would say something now
01:47:19
does he ask me to say something like down in that?
01:47:21
So it became like, like, I don't think a second language, but,
01:47:25
you know, I lived in China for a little bit.
01:47:26
I filmed a movie with Jackie Chan. So I was there for like 6 or 7 months.
01:47:29
I lived there, and, maybe we were in Inner Mongolia, Yinchuan Province.
01:47:33
So like. Like in China.
01:47:34
Wow. And, it was fun.
01:47:36
Get switch in Mongolia, in Inner Mongolia.
01:47:39
Yeah. What's the difference?
01:47:40
I don't know.
01:47:41
I never been in Mongolia, but Inner Mongolia was, man, I was
01:47:45
I was the only person that looked like me there.
01:47:47
And everyone would say, look, it's it's a big white guy.
01:47:49
And that Byron and I, Byron, they would call me.
01:47:51
Wow. Yeah, yeah.
01:47:54
And, this game,
01:47:58
you're not ready for.
01:48:00
So what motivated you to learn that?
01:48:01
I'm ready. Oh, this is way more interesting.
01:48:05
My life seems to be wrestling related.
01:48:06
You know what?
01:48:07
Like two weeks after he retires, everybody's going to forget all about it.
01:48:10
I've been able to lucky enough to perform everywhere from, like, Moscow.
01:48:14
Anybody saw, you know, Bangor, Maine.
01:48:16
Every place in between except China.
01:48:18
China was like a one place.
01:48:20
It didn't understand what we did.
01:48:21
So it's literally like it's a it's a universal language
01:48:24
because you can turn it's like UFC, like you turn the volume down,
01:48:26
but you can see like, oh, this is two guys, best guy wins.
01:48:29
I get,
01:48:31
the Chinese didn't get it.
01:48:32
So I figured if like one of our superstars spoke language, maybe that would help
01:48:36
break down the barrier. And we got into your idea.
01:48:38
It was my idea, but the WWE offers, and I think they still offer it.
01:48:41
They offer a free second language program.
01:48:43
So, like when they rolled out the initiative of, like, financial advice and,
01:48:47
you know, they'll pay for
01:48:49
portions of your secondary education and free second, like blah, blah, blah.
01:48:52
This is like 2000.
01:48:53
But that's funny because he talks about that and he kind of like
01:48:57
dials back into the idea of like, oh, you know, when you don't know their culture.
01:49:01
And he mentions that he, he, you know, fucked up and called,
01:49:05
what was it, some
01:49:08
Taiwan or some shit like that part of a country
01:49:11
that it's not part of or,
01:49:15
Whatever.
01:49:16
Yeah. Because they're not independent.
01:49:18
If you want to make money, if you want to sell anything in China,
01:49:21
you have to basically do whatever the Chinese CCP says. Yep.
01:49:28
Not that much different than
01:49:32
America.
01:49:34
Remember when we saw that,
01:49:36
you know, Gary looked like Ben Kenobi?
01:49:40
Yeah, yeah.
01:49:41
Oh, so the,
01:49:43
that's not the right.
01:49:43
The guy who died in the gym more zoomed in one.
01:49:50
That was the T-Rex burger from last week.
01:49:53
Wrapped.
01:49:55
Something is different.
01:49:59
Yeah.
01:49:59
You're a fish this week.
01:50:01
That's what it is.
01:50:04
It's got to be what it is.
01:50:06
There it is.
01:50:12
Oh, yeah.
01:50:17
Say, these aren't
01:50:18
the droids you're looking for.
01:50:21
The difference.
01:50:23
You look a bit like him again,
01:50:26
right?
01:50:26
For a second there, I'm like, oh, really?
01:50:29
Like there's no fish.
01:50:30
Brady, this looks like us.
01:50:34
Oh, there we are.
01:50:35
Last week us was last week.
01:50:38
Oh, was a week a we are this week.
01:50:47
That's a sandwich.
01:50:49
Look at that sandwich.
01:50:50
Friggin sandwich.
01:50:53
This cheese crusted burrito is a.
01:50:56
Inside.
01:50:57
This cheese crusted burrito is a French dip sandwich.
01:51:00
That's right.
01:51:01
French dip is having a moment right now.
01:51:03
And it's happens to be one of my all time favorite sandwiches.
01:51:07
You I said, said cheese covered. It's three.
01:51:10
I'm also using an extra part because it's fast and it's easy.
01:51:13
And if you're not here for path of least resistance cooking,
01:51:16
then I don't know if I could help you,
01:51:17
but if you're willing to go, you don't overfill your install through this recipe.
01:51:22
Yeah, this gets sliced super thin.
01:51:24
So, like me, you have a meat slicer and then a flour tortilla, crispy
01:51:28
onions, a little bit of provolone cheese, some of that dip beef.
01:51:32
We could stop right here or we could take it to a place that reminds me.
01:51:38
Parmesan cheese on me.
01:51:38
Forget it was crusty.
01:51:39
Wrap this entire thing in it.
01:51:41
I think it recreate the cheesy and crusty consistency.
01:51:45
Look at this.
01:51:48
I like everything except the cheese crust.
01:51:50
I don't.
01:51:51
Cheese should be on the inside,
01:51:54
but I don't want that at all.
01:51:56
That's great.
01:51:57
It reminds me there's this woman that goes around Detroit and sells egg rolls.
01:52:00
She's famous for her egg rolls.
01:52:02
Sure, I said this for her.
01:52:04
She's famous for her egg rolls.
01:52:06
Is that true?
01:52:07
And and, Okay. Brilliant.
01:52:10
Anyway, that truth is true.
01:52:12
She's a girl.
01:52:14
She's famous for egg rolls.
01:52:15
She's actually a little better.
01:52:17
There's no no, I should find her name because she's amazing.
01:52:20
I think I pointed out on the show we went to her at, we went to grill
01:52:24
her catering truck and ate it at Artspace and eats.
01:52:27
And I had the art be art beats, isn't it?
01:52:31
Arts beats. His eats,
01:52:33
beats the night I had the Philly.
01:52:36
No, not the Philly. What's that red meat called?
01:52:38
It's the corn beef.
01:52:39
I had the corn beef, corned beef egg roll.
01:52:42
You wouldn't think that you could Americanize an egg roll, but it's best egg
01:52:48
roll.
01:52:48
Of course, there's a mix up with my wife and I.
01:52:51
Girl, I ordered the corned beef one, and then I ordered the,
01:52:54
like, salsa Mexican one, and I thought she wanted that one.
01:52:58
But no, at the last minute, it's like I thought I wanted the corned beef.
01:53:01
So, you know, as a man.
01:53:04
Yeah.
01:53:04
Usually, give up the
01:53:06
I don't give up the big piece of chicken, but I give up the good egg roll.
01:53:09
Yeah, I like the good egg roll.
01:53:13
It look just like that.
01:53:14
Interesting.
01:53:16
Typically, an egg roll doesn't have meat in it.
01:53:18
You know, maybe a little shrimp.
01:53:21
Yeah, but usually just those weird, clear, fluffy sprout like noodles.
01:53:25
Did I inspire you to look up glizzy?
01:53:29
No. Well, honestly, it didn't.
01:53:33
Okay, well, that's pretty cool.
01:53:34
I don't know what to say.
01:53:35
What is that? The topic?
01:53:38
That's. I don't know.
01:53:40
Pink is not glasses.
01:53:43
We can narrow it down that way.
01:53:48
I don't know nothing about it.
01:53:50
Yeah, I didn't find a search for it either.
01:53:52
When I Google it, it doesn't come up.
01:53:54
Glizzy?
01:53:55
Nope.
01:53:58
Bullcrap.
01:54:00
Crap. Right?
01:54:01
Such harsh language.
01:54:04
What did you see?
01:54:06
Did you see the new pranks that are going on?
01:54:10
I don't know, man.
01:54:11
I don't know, man.
01:54:13
You probably can't hear that.
01:54:16
Right now,
01:54:18
there a full screen?
01:54:19
Nope. This is Instagram.
01:54:21
You know that guy in the blue shirt?
01:54:22
And I was sitting by,
01:54:24
one of these comes right off, as you heard.
01:54:28
Or you must have some kind of, gay search
01:54:30
engine then, because didn't come up on mine.
01:54:34
I was using,
01:54:36
the fledge archive rants, transcript search.
01:54:39
Though.
01:54:40
Oh, good.
01:54:42
Yeah.
01:54:45
I recorded it that guy.
01:54:46
Right.
01:54:48
Oh he did it with.
01:54:51
That's where he.
01:54:56
Handed it to me.
01:54:56
Like I kissed him on the back of the recording.
01:55:00
Yeah.
01:55:04
He's.
01:55:04
That you.
01:55:06
You touch this guy.
01:55:07
That was a lie.
01:55:08
Yeah.
01:55:09
Hey, did you see me touch this guy's camera?
01:55:14
That come from him and he
01:55:17
ain't. No, no it didn't. Yes.
01:55:20
Go and kiss nobody in the back of the neck.
01:55:22
That's rather weird. He's so honest.
01:55:26
I guess nobody in the back of the neck. Good. What?
01:55:28
What's going in? You didn't kiss him at all.
01:55:31
So here's another one with real bread.
01:55:33
This is obviously the lead into the next one.
01:55:35
We're not going to watch. He got mad. And I want this guy
01:55:39
who runs behind the desk top.
01:55:43
Is you allowed to go back there?
01:55:44
First off I didn't go back there.
01:55:46
Who the fuck are you, sir?
01:55:50
Somebody's going to get fucking hurt, dude.
01:55:53
Yeah?
01:55:55
What do you think?
01:55:56
Are we using Sauron?
01:55:58
Should we be out?
01:55:59
Yeah. Pissing people off.
01:56:01
No, we're not.
01:56:03
Yeah.
01:56:05
I censored myself a bit.
01:56:08
Did you?
01:56:10
Yeah.
01:56:12
Paul Walker driving a car.
01:56:15
And then he crashes it,
01:56:16
and then he's in a casket talking still,
01:56:21
and I thought,
01:56:23
that episode,
01:56:24
I thought, man, that's like poor taste.
01:56:28
It just it's not making.
01:56:31
It's like, different comedy, but it's not like it's
01:56:34
making fun of the death. Not.
01:56:38
It's just doing it in a different way that I just was like, you know what?
01:56:42
This needs to be different.
01:56:45
So yeah, the devil's inside.
01:56:48
You don't let them out tonight.
01:56:50
I tell them it's just your culture and everyone knows their eyes.
01:56:54
Yeah I know, yeah, I've tried before it.
01:56:57
Fun fact this video was released a year ago this week. Wow.
01:57:02
Please don't screw up my.
01:57:07
Don't proof.
01:57:08
He's right.
01:57:09
She's right. Yeah, she.
01:57:11
She ran.
01:57:13
I'm hot.
01:57:16
Good, though.
01:57:16
Maybe you'll stay on for a few more minutes.
01:57:18
No. And little do we know a year ago that shortly thereafter, not too long after.
01:57:25
Yep. Say, sir, I don't want to.
01:57:28
I don't want to put that energy out there.
01:57:30
I came out of retirement.
01:57:32
Are you guys still her? But.
01:57:36
Record, Brady, you're better than John Cena.
01:57:39
Because when John Cena retires two weeks after he's done with wrestling, the entire
01:57:43
world will forget about him.
01:57:45
That's what you just said.
01:57:46
I've been watching shoot interviews like,
01:57:50
Stone Cold and Undertaker.
01:57:52
They've got some fascinating stories.
01:57:57
Like, yeah,
01:58:01
well, we can we can feature some the things
01:58:05
if they do. Yeah, we can do that.
01:58:07
They, they, they they have some great stories.
01:58:10
I don't have great stories.
01:58:12
Wait, don't we have 105 coming to you
01:58:14
from a garage cold enough to store frozen pizzas, heaters, off to the do some buzz.
01:58:17
My fingers are turning blue, but content demand sacrifice.
01:58:20
Who turned this place into a damn icebox?
01:58:22
And you freaking knock it off, Gary.
01:58:24
That's my lovely wife making your nightly cameo.
01:58:26
Folks, please ignore the door.
01:58:27
Come back while I finish the 24 cross by six.
01:58:29
My thumbs.
01:58:30
I swear, if you let one more snowflake in here going on a break.
01:58:32
Stay warm up there from a freezing barn
01:58:34
in the middle of nowhere comes the loudest TV show you didn't ask for.
01:58:38
You left the heater on, you idiot. Lights muted like muted.
01:58:40
Okay, this barn smells like burnt batteries.
01:58:42
Maybe a little help from a frozen barn in the middle of nowhere comes
01:58:46
the only show with more sabotage to get you think a podcast makes you interesting.
01:58:51
Kirby just wants to finish an episode.
01:58:53
Municipal zone bury exciting from the coldest barn on Earth
01:58:56
comes a new animated series that. Oh shut up. Okay, levels are hot.
01:58:59
Coffee's cold. Let's rant. I hope your little podcast was worth it.
01:59:02
Gary just wants to finish the episode.
01:59:04
Not now. I'm cooking to take,
01:59:08
at least for so much fun.
01:59:16
I'm. Brady told me at
01:59:22
midnight we'd have a Gary story.
01:59:26
For what?
01:59:29
I that's that's what I was told.
01:59:32
And that your story and that you you're you're.
01:59:35
Oh, yeah. You're. Gary.
01:59:37
I do have a story.
01:59:38
I gotta put this a little delicately.
01:59:41
Say, you know, somebody that,
01:59:45
doesn't have a car or doesn't have a valid driver's license
01:59:49
and won't be eligible
01:59:52
to get one for decades,
01:59:56
it's impossible for them to buy a car.
02:00:00
So you need someone with a clean record
02:00:06
to that you can trust to put it in their name if you need.
02:00:10
If you need a car.
02:00:12
So say someone did that and say say someone,
02:00:16
then got
02:00:20
just last Thursday, five houses down
02:00:24
and crashed my new car in a ditch.
02:00:30
Ran home, got me.
02:00:32
We grabbed tow strats, got back out to the car
02:00:36
just before the police showed up.
02:00:38
I tried to take the rap for him.
02:00:42
I. I told the police that I was driving
02:00:47
and they wouldn't.
02:00:50
Just.
02:00:53
I don't think you should admit to this on public air.
02:00:57
I know, I know, and I know that, hypothetically speaking,
02:01:03
and it was a scripted show.
02:01:04
And you read the material of this car, right? Right.
02:01:06
I just made that up top of my head.
02:01:08
That's ignoring.
02:01:10
And, no citations were issued,
02:01:15
and, but they did impound the car, and,
02:01:19
we got it back Friday and
02:01:24
I haven't heard anything about it
02:01:26
since, so I put my neck out there.
02:01:29
I like they they threatened.
02:01:32
They said I was guilty of several misdemeanors
02:01:36
and, and the they didn't issue me a ticket.
02:01:40
I tried to jump on the grenade for a buddy,
02:01:43
and because he couldn't take the heat, that that was a little, little much for
02:01:49
he would.
02:01:49
Yeah.
02:01:50
That would that was too much trouble.
02:01:52
And, I'm I'm squeaky clean, so I did.
02:01:55
I think I can take it like, I just feel like.
02:02:00
Speaking of air, I have.
02:02:01
Oh, I, I have to do my good.
02:02:04
I mean, like, I, I can take that kind of heat, like, I don't need to.
02:02:09
I didn't deserve it. I didn't didn't have to.
02:02:11
But when I saw that jump on that grenade and see, see where it took me,
02:02:16
but I didn't even get a slap on the wrist, they wouldn't believe me.
02:02:21
They didn't.
02:02:22
Because, all the stuff in
02:02:24
the car wasn't mine. And,
02:02:28
and it was pretty obvious what actually happened,
02:02:32
that my lie wasn't
02:02:35
feasible or believable.
02:02:36
So they,
02:02:42
Impounded my car,
02:02:45
and I just had to go out
02:02:47
and pay the several hundred dollars to get it out.
02:02:53
But, actually draw
02:02:56
dealt with the similar situation with the same exact person and his old,
02:03:02
his old Colorado is still an invalid to this day.
02:03:09
But that's my dairy story, and I'm sticking to it as above.
02:03:12
So below.
02:03:13
Oh, I know is an ill, ailing, noble.
02:03:16
Ill elegant. I'm sorry.
02:03:18
No, ill.
02:03:19
Ill will.
02:03:20
William will.
02:03:27
Mr. Brady and Roger Brady and or Gary.
02:03:31
As above and so below.
02:03:34
This copy. So blows, lady.
02:03:36
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:03:40
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:03:42
Brady and your show.
02:03:44
We're just Brady and draw.
02:03:46
It's their show now Brady. Draw.
02:03:59
There's no reason to add another syllable to that.
02:04:01
It's got.
02:04:02
It's already a mess.
02:04:03
Anal. Anal. Anal.
02:04:05
Just put an anal in there.
02:04:08
I love it.
02:04:12
Dear Dave,
02:04:15
just don't overanalyze.
02:04:17
I was recently informed that my teenage granddaughter is identifying as a boy.
02:04:22
Oh, no. She has a male name.
02:04:24
She prefers and wants people to refer to her using the.
02:04:28
We read this one already.
02:04:32
So that was kind of interesting, Yep.
02:04:38
Well then
02:04:40
it's interesting.
02:04:43
Interesting news.
02:04:45
Oh, here we go.
02:04:47
Here's a comment.
02:04:52
And, and then here's a, here's another comment.
02:04:56
It says whoa, whoa, whoa, Gary.
02:04:58
No he didn't.
02:04:58
And then, we've got,
02:05:01
Unfucking believable. Oh. One word.
02:05:03
I love the fucking in the middle where it shouldn't.
02:05:06
Unfucking b leave a fucking bowl.
02:05:12
Going on.
02:05:15
I'm not prepped to talk about, goddamn fish.
02:05:20
Something's wrong with my outline.
02:05:22
Oh, I know,
02:05:24
whoa.
02:05:27
Whoa!
02:05:27
There.
02:05:29
So, Gary left early because I had.
02:05:32
This is my main,
02:05:34
main story.
02:05:38
And this involves somebody who's very similar to,
02:05:40
Did you call the child the nigger? Word?
02:05:42
That little kid. You call him a nigger.
02:05:45
So that gives you the right to call the child five year old nigger the N-word?
02:05:49
You know, that's a hate speech.
02:05:52
Okay? Your nigger, all right?
02:05:54
That's what you say.
02:05:56
Fuck you, nigger.
02:05:58
Go do your fucking business.
02:05:59
I don't give a shit. Fuck off.
02:06:02
So we got number two yearly. Shit.
02:06:03
Make sure Shiloh, Hendrix, we got Shiloh Hendrix, number two.
02:06:08
You guys all know the sequel is never as good as the the original.
02:06:11
I don't know, this one's out of cinnamon.
02:06:13
Sounds better. It cinnamon.
02:06:15
It's at least it's delicious.
02:06:18
I thought it was Cinnabon. Oh, no.
02:06:19
That's where you raised cinnamon.
02:06:21
I don't know, Audubon.
02:06:23
Got it.
02:06:25
You. You racist, you racist.
02:06:27
That's I am racist.
02:06:30
Wait, is that your sound draft?
02:06:31
Is he Indian?
02:06:32
Two I'm not that he's racist to world or Indian to you.
02:06:37
What you life, by the way?
02:06:39
Oh, I think I think we
02:06:41
hear the stories or Haitian or some shit.
02:06:43
Maybe you are fired from this place, motherfucker.
02:06:46
You're not going to be working here.
02:06:47
Suck it, suck it was you getting the crunch up fucking dd.
02:06:51
What up is ugly bitch?
02:06:54
Get the ugly.
02:06:55
This is the shocking viral video that we are not happy with each other.
02:07:00
In the disturbing clip that is spread across social media, an angry
02:07:03
white Cinnabon is going to love this.
02:07:05
Slurs and makes vulgar gestures at a Somali couple.
02:07:09
That's not a vulgar Demolisher was identified as a three year
02:07:12
old that's a clearly established from Oneida, Wisconsin.
02:07:16
That just means fuck one of the customers or fuck off two of them.
02:07:19
I don't two of them wasn't it?
02:07:20
They cancel each other out on TikTok.
02:07:23
According to her, the dispute broke out after the customer asked the employee
02:07:27
to add more caramel to her pecan cinnamon roll UN incident reasonable
02:07:32
Park Square Mall in Ashwaubenon, Wisconsin, near green Bay on Friday,
02:07:36
December 5th, just a few days after
02:07:38
President Trump called Minnesota's congresswoman Ilhan Omar garbage.
02:07:43
She is the first Somali American to serve in Congress.
02:07:45
Ilhan Omar is garbage.
02:07:47
She's garbage and sends you garbage.
02:07:50
Is heated. Remarks come as feds.
02:07:52
Isn't it true, though, that she married her brother and consummated
02:07:56
by the time I got there, tied to Trump?
02:07:59
I mean, isn't it true?
02:08:00
I mean, I've heard that. I never asked her.
02:08:02
She never had a chance to defend herself.
02:08:04
Crystal.
02:08:04
She married and consummated $1,000 with her brother.
02:08:07
What? Cinnabon shared this statement on.
02:08:09
So the thing about this woman, the disturbing video from the Cinnabon
02:08:12
bakery in Ashwaubenon, she, And she votes Democrat behavior.
02:08:16
The former employee was immediately terminated by the party.
02:08:19
I think hate comes from both sides or the.
02:08:22
Well, this woman voted for Kamala Harris 100%.
02:08:26
So to me, that's more offensive than saying than the nigger word.
02:08:31
Oh, smartphone stat trick.
02:08:34
That's not smart. But.
02:08:35
So yeah, if you go to her, go fund me, dude.
02:08:37
She's like barely over 100 grand.
02:08:39
She's really.
02:08:41
And now this is me just being,
02:08:43
you know, I've been barely over 100 grand, wouldn't you?
02:08:46
The regular folk, regular men, unmarried men
02:08:49
probably think that this woman isn't quite as attractive
02:08:52
as the other woman was, and she's just not making that much money,
02:08:54
because symmetry and attractiveness, that cross shop is references.
02:08:59
It takes a lot of wrestling fans.
02:09:00
Old school wrestling fans are going to be like,
02:09:02
okay, yeah, yeah, but when really you like that when a woman does it.
02:09:08
She's like throwing her balls at you.
02:09:10
You don't want to suck that.
02:09:12
No, no.
02:09:15
Weird. No no no.
02:09:17
She little too gray a little too Ohio for my tastes.
02:09:20
Tell me that to tell me that didn't happen in Ohio.
02:09:26
It didn't happen in Ohio.
02:09:28
That was easy.
02:09:29
Just for that, I'm going right to this.
02:09:31
I was going to skip it, but now you get it. You.
02:09:40
I just want to play it because it could be the last time
02:09:42
that you are targeting that or not.
02:09:45
This year, the blue and silver
02:09:48
was stand and cheer the Brave.
02:09:51
Rah rah rah rah go hard.
02:09:53
When the day we're banner.
02:09:56
You will give your fame down the field.
02:10:00
And gain a Lions victory.
02:10:04
Go, Lions!
02:10:09
They don't get the roar.
02:10:12
So this is a good segue.
02:10:14
I just had to squeeze the lions in.
02:10:15
But this is a good segue.
02:10:17
After the black segment
02:10:20
did you hear Pantone every year picks their color
02:10:24
of the year?
02:10:25
Did you know there was a color of the year?
02:10:29
No, no,
02:10:31
it was a you can't you can't wait
02:10:35
takes on the internet.
02:10:36
But artist and a quote maker.
02:10:38
I cannot step away from the inspirational choice
02:10:43
that choosing white as the color of the year for 2026.
02:10:47
I think they're pandering to Trump.
02:10:48
Oh my gosh, just like the Toyota guy.
02:10:50
It's a lofty white and it's the symbol of calming.
02:10:54
You know, white dancer is a lofty white, the symbol of white.
02:10:56
I'll let her realize,
02:10:58
oh, look, we can peel away layers of outmoded thinking.
02:11:02
And as the new year approaches, it opens up
02:11:06
the concept.
02:11:06
I think this an art school, and it was annoying then.
02:11:08
And it's annoying now. Yeah.
02:11:10
Tell me that you can't make a good decision
02:11:12
because you're so worried about stepping on somebody's
02:11:14
toes without actually telling you that you can't make a decision.
02:11:17
We can't make a decision because we're worried about stepping on people's toes.
02:11:19
We chose white, and we actually chose an off white
02:11:22
because we didn't
02:11:22
want to really say white, because then we would have really made certain
02:11:26
a certain demographic very, very happy that the white is the superior color.
02:11:30
This year.
02:11:32
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
02:11:37
What do you think cloud dancers really want to drown out all those sounds
02:11:40
and have a clear voice, although so true to work.
02:11:44
Well, thank you, Cloud Dancer. White.
02:11:46
I guess now I can start using white with some kind of like
02:11:52
official mark because it's the color of the year.
02:11:54
That's really cool.
02:11:56
That's.
02:11:57
I'm happy.
02:11:57
I'm happy about it, I think not because I'm white.
02:12:00
I just do you know what color is not on the pride flag?
02:12:05
You're more of like a tan.
02:12:08
At this time of the year,
02:12:11
black, pretty white.
02:12:14
Black is not on the right thing.
02:12:18
Black or white?
02:12:20
It doesn't matter.
02:12:21
Black or white.
02:12:22
So, Gary, I forgot to pull this up earlier, but not.
02:12:26
Oh, sorry.
02:12:26
You beat me to it.
02:12:27
No, it's fine. It's only 50s. But.
02:12:30
But no, I'm just going to Gary and glue.
02:12:35
Masturbation can can help you relax and relieve stress.
02:12:38
Pain relief.
02:12:39
Masturbation can help relieve menstrual cramps and muscle tension.
02:12:43
Improved mood.
02:12:45
Masturbation can boost your mood and help prevent
02:12:48
anxiety and depression that is going to improve self-esteem.
02:12:52
Masturbation can help improve.
02:12:56
I think I need to work on the timing.
02:12:58
Zeroing in,
02:13:00
maybe speaking the timing,
02:13:04
zeroing in.
02:13:06
Gary. Man.
02:13:06
Jared in the in the monologue.
02:13:08
Cleopatra.
02:13:10
And, so I had a wrestling reference for Cleopatra
02:13:12
here.
02:13:16
I have a button for you then.
02:13:22
Never.
02:13:27
That's not him.
02:13:32
Dude, it looks like he has a mask on.
02:13:35
You say
02:13:37
is he going gonna put that in his butt.
02:13:42
Oh it's Cleopatra's egg.
02:13:47
Hey, what?
02:13:49
Hey. Yeah.
02:13:51
Hey hey hey.
02:13:54
And he's going to take it.
02:13:58
No, it was a biggie.
02:13:59
Is that biggie?
02:14:00
Was that biggie?
02:14:03
Yeah, there was a biggie.
02:14:04
AJ Brown has Geico like a regular.
02:14:06
I love the that that's a wrestler that I know.
02:14:08
Biggie they do bro.
02:14:10
You do yeah dude he did the he hosted the, Michigan Panthers games,
02:14:16
but he's not a wrestler anymore.
02:14:17
He got dropped on his neck.
02:14:18
And yeah, that's why he was hosting football games.
02:14:22
This kid is using.
02:14:28
I don't know about that, sir.
02:14:31
I think he cracked that open chocolate in it up there.
02:14:34
That guy's not dressed gay at all. Wrestling is not gay.
02:14:36
Why don't you.
02:14:39
Why did you do this?
02:14:40
I know how valuable that I used to have a promising career.
02:14:43
Why did you do it?
02:14:44
But I know how valuable that egg is. I do.
02:14:46
I just wanted to come in here yesterday and take a selfie with it in your office.
02:14:50
That's it.
02:14:51
And there's just so much security everywhere.
02:14:52
I can't even go to the locker room because everybody's watching.
02:14:55
I just went back to the hotel. I just got scared. I'm sorry.
02:15:00
I don't know if I believe anything you say.
02:15:01
Show me a selfie.
02:15:02
You took us.
02:15:03
That whole story is so full of holes.
02:15:05
It's pathetic.
02:15:06
I think.
02:15:06
Yeah. That's you.
02:15:07
Look at that. That that disgusting.
02:15:10
That is disgusting behavior,
02:15:13
you know?
02:15:13
Wait a minute, Sammy.
02:15:16
You took a huge risk coming in here.
02:15:18
You look so funny, dude.
02:15:20
He looks like a guy wearing a mask of him.
02:15:22
All morning.
02:15:24
So do other celebrities these days with their face full back surgery.
02:15:27
What?
02:15:28
You're dropping the charges reminds me of.
02:15:36
Rage on the set up big.
02:15:38
He knew what was coming.
02:15:39
Now Ridge with a throw is all dropping.
02:15:41
Big E right on the top of his head is big E okay,
02:15:46
okay.
02:15:46
When that was all dropping, big E.
02:15:51
There most of the hard
02:15:53
ridge almost set up big.
02:15:55
He knew what was coming.
02:15:56
Now Ridge with a throw is all dropping.
02:15:58
Big E right on the top of his head.
02:15:59
Big E hit hard.
02:16:01
Oh, I thought there would be more.
02:16:03
There's more. After the
02:16:05
should he do?
02:16:06
But I guess not.
02:16:13
They can only show so much.
02:16:14
They can only show so much without his permission.
02:16:20
Yeah.
02:16:21
Cool story bro. Broke his neck.
02:16:24
Never came back.
02:16:27
I got, I got.
02:16:31
Juliana Nelson here.
02:16:32
I check it.
02:16:37
Did you do?
02:16:42
There's a lot of Gary speeches in these.
02:16:44
The rest of these links here.
02:16:48
I don't,
02:16:49
I don't know,
02:16:51
I rather look at sandwiches.
02:16:54
Yeah. I got a quick news story, though.
02:16:55
This is funny.
02:16:57
In Grand Rapids, December 8th, an 18 year old man
02:17:01
was charged in a deadly shooting from last month out of Grand Rapids.
02:17:04
Police say death came after
02:17:06
the suspect had spent days negotiating a gun for shoes swap. So,
02:17:12
pretty, pretty smart, pretty smart criminal.
02:17:14
I want to.
02:17:16
So you walk in there with a pair of shoes and they can give you a gun that's cheap.
02:17:21
Well, I mean, yeah, but it doesn't work.
02:17:24
They swapped the shoes for gun,
02:17:25
and then the guy took the gun and got the shoes back.
02:17:32
Right.
02:17:34
Yeah, I think they should
02:17:36
maybe try a gun for gun swap to start.
02:17:39
Let's start slow.
02:17:43
Oh, so he was dead at the scene.
02:17:44
Okay, so when he died? Yeah.
02:17:47
Wasn't that the stuff?
02:17:48
The gun for shoes.
02:17:50
And then he killed him and took the shoes and his wallet.
02:17:57
So it wasn't real at all.
02:17:58
I'm confused.
02:18:02
But I'm confused.
02:18:04
And I was joking, isn't it?
02:18:05
You take your gun in, and then they give you shoes.
02:18:10
No, it was, personal.
02:18:13
Two people,
02:18:15
they were.
02:18:15
So they must have been like some Nike's then, right? Or something.
02:18:18
Something nice, I'm assuming.
02:18:19
I mean, that's all they own, right.
02:18:26
So what's the moral of that story.
02:18:27
Don't Craigslist.
02:18:30
If you're going to trade gun for shoes make sure you have also a gun
02:18:34
that you're not trading.
02:18:35
Bring two guns one to trade one to.
02:18:38
That's should we assume not trade right.
02:18:42
Fresh. Delicious.
02:18:44
Tasty.
02:18:45
Meaty turkey filled cold cut combo
02:18:50
that leaves a gun.
02:18:52
Leave the gun unloaded or don't.
02:18:55
Don't sell gun with bullets.
02:18:58
See, now, a gun with all bullets is not
02:19:02
a gun,
02:19:04
was it? It was even loaded.
02:19:06
That's weird. Right?
02:19:07
I mean, because if somebody started loading it,
02:19:08
I'd be like, well, at least I have time to try and get it.
02:19:11
Well, unless you want to, like, just under the guise of,
02:19:13
hey, I just want to make sure it works
02:19:16
if I go plus.
02:19:17
Yeah, why are you pointing it at me?
02:19:19
Because you're going to give me the fucking shoes
02:19:21
and get the fuck out of here.
02:19:23
Yeah, I want to make sure the gun is capable of shooting bullets.
02:19:25
I kill someone.
02:19:28
Sounds like a helmet traded
02:19:30
for a radar detector.
02:19:35
Oh, wait.
02:19:36
No no no no, you don't you don't you don't squeeze a burger.
02:19:40
You don't squeeze the juices out. Fuck. Smashburger.
02:19:42
And you don't.
02:19:43
Why pour all that cheese on it if you're just going to tip
02:19:45
some of it off?
02:19:48
I don't agree.
02:19:50
Caramelized onions. Nice.
02:19:52
There's some real meat.
02:19:57
Wait.
02:19:57
How did he. Hurry, hurry!
02:19:59
He's got magic bread.
02:20:07
Try to catch it on the end.
02:20:08
But there isn't an end.
02:20:10
There it is.
02:20:15
Yeah, that'd be good.
02:20:17
There's a place in Troy that does something very similar to that.
02:20:21
But they can put, like a chicken tender or mozzarella sticks in the middle,
02:20:25
or chicken tender and mozzarella sticks
02:20:28
and some kind of other meat.
02:20:31
The only thing I don't like about it is they're they're,
02:20:35
I don't know what you call it, a cottage cheese steak, but whatever.
02:20:37
They're cheesesteaks.
02:20:38
Come with chicken or not.
02:20:41
Chicken.
02:20:42
I think it's chicken and meat is what it's called.
02:20:45
The two options.
02:20:45
You can either get chicken or meat.
02:20:47
And I have soup.
02:20:49
I assume it's beef,
02:20:51
but I probably shouldn't do that.
02:20:55
And I abandon the chair.
02:21:01
I know what I need to do.
02:21:04
I gotta play this damn thing.
02:21:06
Gotta get him out of the way.
02:21:17
Damn, that bottle dart.
02:21:19
Oh, shake your place, everybody.
02:21:22
Hennessy.
02:21:24
That's what they drink.
02:21:27
This. They put it on the cooking.
02:21:29
I sat down for a second
02:21:32
with three people I know.
02:21:36
I told you, I do.
02:21:42
It to the people.
02:21:56
I went to my house
02:21:57
about 3:00 to try to get right
02:22:01
with you.
02:22:02
This is the last time
02:22:05
you have to go over my door.
02:22:08
I felt like shit, I can't stop.
02:22:10
That's going to say, you know, I need a friend of you.
02:22:13
Have a dirty booty that I always remember.
02:22:17
I don't I say that
02:22:20
you gotta do
02:22:22
that.
02:22:22
No, I told you, I want you.
02:22:26
Oh, boy.
02:22:27
So I'm.
02:22:30
Brandy.
02:22:30
Got a
02:22:32
I know, I told you, I want you to make when you gotta do.
02:22:40
That now.
02:22:43
You say what my up here, angel?
02:22:47
Do what I say.
02:22:48
I want to go to drink. You.
02:22:51
I don't see what you get.
02:22:55
You got a go.
02:22:56
I know I told you I'm true.
02:22:59
You got a big old.
02:23:01
So I'm saying you
02:23:04
gotta be something I don't want.
02:23:07
So if I got you,
02:23:09
you got.
02:23:13
You got
02:23:15
that?
02:23:22
Damn.
02:23:27
I'm. Damn.
02:23:36
Oh, I gotta go get my sandwich.
02:23:38
I like to fly.
02:23:40
I did not want to be dropping in your face.
02:23:45
You can't stop.
02:23:46
You gotta
02:23:48
stop.
02:23:50
I'm watching.
02:23:51
I can't stop staring at
02:23:53
you and take a picture.
02:23:55
I hope
02:23:57
that what you got makes me so horny.
02:24:02
And I'm back like that.
02:24:03
So I said.
02:24:07
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.
02:24:11
Oh, baby,
02:24:13
you break me I'll bring it.
02:24:16
Baby.
02:24:16
You got. Me
02:24:24
I come. Wow.
02:24:26
From a.
02:24:31
Body how
02:24:33
I want it.
02:24:34
So system I want you I want you to spring what I say I want you to break up on me.
02:24:40
Got it going on I want this song, by the way.
02:24:44
And I'd rather wait. I'm.
02:24:48
I'm down to get the friction on.
02:24:49
So ladies, ladies name I want my face and stick it out in my voice.
02:24:55
Got to shout, baby. Got.
02:25:00
To. Take me right now.
02:25:05
With that which went to in the curse I can't get it.
02:25:08
My sticking to the people things in the magazines
02:25:11
miss thing said stuck in this system baby.
02:25:15
Writing this up I'm not them.
02:25:17
I don't know what makes my
02:25:22
baby.
02:25:28
Baby.
02:25:35
But let me make you got my back.
02:25:39
Let me know what you got.
02:25:40
My back.
02:25:43
There's a lot going on there.
02:25:48
Pretty sure I've got sound coming.
02:25:50
Oh, there it is.
02:25:54
There it isn't.
02:25:56
You have the other one.
02:25:58
Every video I started just kept playing and then kept playing playlist.
02:26:01
So when I came back, there was like five things playing.
02:26:06
Why is there nobody on the screen?
02:26:07
There should be something on the screen.
02:26:09
Everyone's on the screen.
02:26:11
No, nobody.
02:26:12
You're you're in charge here.
02:26:15
Oh, fuck.
02:26:16
Whatever the side of hip hop.
02:26:24
I probably shouldn't leave it on that scene for very long.
02:26:27
My inspecting.
02:26:29
First of all, what's the van?
02:26:31
What does he use? The badge?
02:26:33
I don't know, that is clearly.
02:26:34
Dude, if anybody owns a van like that,
02:26:38
people are thinking one thing.
02:26:42
From the back roads of the city to a frozen barn on the edge of nowhere.
02:26:46
Welcome to fledge rental life.
02:26:48
Oh, that's symbol for ownership for your favorite open world crime saga.
02:26:52
Welcome back to Fledge Rant.
02:26:54
Live broadcasting from a garage cold enough to keep stakes
02:26:57
frozen heaters off so the mic doesn't.
02:26:58
Oh, my hands feel like bricks, but we're running it anyway.
02:27:01
Turn this place into a damn I box and you fuck off.
02:27:04
Get the coldest barn in the county to the mean streets of your country.
02:27:07
Hope your little podcast was worth it.
02:27:11
This place smells like what?
02:27:12
Hey, hey, team up with Brady's beats and drawers.
02:27:14
Bad attitude.
02:27:15
Survive the barn and make a clean getaway.
02:27:18
Everybody fuck off.
02:27:24
Everybody.
02:27:26
Every. Fuck off course.
02:27:29
But I want you.
02:27:30
I'm going to save the last one for a moment.
02:27:33
All right?
02:27:33
Save it for one moment.
02:27:36
Did you see this finally happen?
02:27:38
After years and years of anticipation, I did.
02:27:41
I tried to find it.
02:27:42
It's actually good. It's actually good.
02:27:45
It looks like C-3po.
02:27:47
They made a good one.
02:27:50
What would be one of those?
02:27:51
Hey, it's.
02:27:52
There's not much of a
02:27:54
artistic license here.
02:27:56
I mean, all they had to do was copy the mold.
02:27:59
Yeah, but a lot of statue these days.
02:28:03
Yeah. All right.
02:28:03
Very good.
02:28:08
Still,
02:28:08
though, I mean, I don't like the idea of thinking that Detroit is so bad.
02:28:11
We need RoboCop now.
02:28:13
They're just normalizing the new patrol that's coming
02:28:18
right?
02:28:19
But try and find where it is.
02:28:21
You know where it is. It's in Detroit, that's all I know.
02:28:23
I'm supposed to just drive around Detroit till I see it.
02:28:29
It's in the front of some kind of movie company
02:28:31
that I was unaware even existed.
02:28:36
People are out there in the cold.
02:28:37
I mean,
02:28:39
look at that building behind it.
02:28:40
It's quite a destination.
02:28:42
Quite a destination.
02:28:44
Why is he pointing right at the fucking.
02:28:46
It look like he's tickling his.
02:28:48
Yeah, he's gonna touch his dick.
02:28:50
Robo dick.
02:28:52
Is it good?
02:28:53
Did he get shot there?
02:28:54
I mean, I know he got pretty fucked up,
02:28:57
so I would imagine they messed with that too.
02:29:01
Palate cleanser? No,
02:29:03
but, Oh, here we go.
02:29:05
Good morning America.
02:29:06
Some showers are coming across the southwest
02:29:09
looking at the weather in the cities along the coast.
02:29:11
We can see some some partial cloud L.A sitting at 71 degrees there.
02:29:16
The East Coast we see a lot.
02:29:18
It's, It's just not at all the warmer temperatures, like, oh,
02:29:21
81 and Orlando at 85.
02:29:25
Atlanta sees temperatures
02:29:26
rising throughout the week with nothing but beautiful sunshine.
02:29:29
And that's it for me back. The studio,
02:29:33
the studio to the studio.
02:29:36
Yeah.
02:29:36
So speaking of anal, I've got a really, really
02:29:40
wicked ass lab.
02:29:41
So this is a random, I think, homeless person
02:29:43
or some Jack starts a conversation like that
02:29:47
in New York.
02:29:48
Check the shit out.
02:29:49
He winds up,
02:29:51
he's like, Wham!
02:29:53
With what is hand?
02:29:56
He just open handed fucking.
02:29:58
He's like, I like that ass.
02:30:00
And he's like, what a bitch.
02:30:02
And she's like, that's disgusting.
02:30:05
Yeah. Wham!
02:30:08
So he didn't do this as a meme thing.
02:30:10
He did it as a playful thing.
02:30:11
You think, I don't know.
02:30:13
He did it as a
02:30:14
I am a homeless person in New York and I can do whatever the fuck I want.
02:30:17
I'm bored.
02:30:20
I want to see his, YouTube channel.
02:30:23
You guys are trying to come up with content and,
02:30:27
some kind of debate here.
02:30:28
I'm just going to go slice up
02:30:31
why nobody else, like, makes a fucking honestly.
02:30:34
I mean, oh, she's the one bitch steps away.
02:30:37
They just want to win. Doesn't I don't want to.
02:30:39
I'm just gonna let my husband beats me all the time.
02:30:41
I'm used to that.
02:30:44
Please do not do this.
02:30:45
But if you are going to do this when you're slapping
02:30:47
something, you're supposed to slap through it.
02:30:49
Not right up to it. He, like, stops.
02:30:50
He totally stops. You need to follow through.
02:30:53
If you want to watch it.
02:30:54
You're going to get a good look at it, though.
02:30:57
He won't see you, it'll jiggle if you follow through.
02:31:01
Yeah, but you might be past it.
02:31:04
I hope it's fake.
02:31:05
I hope she's in on it. No, that's real.
02:31:12
Because two people would
02:31:13
never conspire to do something crazy to be on the internet.
02:31:16
Yeah,
02:31:18
they were not.
02:31:19
And apparently many of the Fox News Channel
02:31:22
16 prior arrests.
02:31:25
Because Lee Sadler says.
02:31:30
I yeah,
02:31:31
but the Fox News says
02:31:35
I don't.
02:31:38
You know, I don't think that's okay.
02:31:45
Was she alone?
02:31:47
It looked like it.
02:31:48
Where was there?
02:31:49
There's like, yeah, it's NYU student.
02:31:51
So there's a lot of, students, women walking by and they get harassed.
02:31:55
I'm assuming.
02:31:58
You could tell, though, should we, by what she was wearing?
02:32:01
Maybe she was asking for it.
02:32:04
She uses jeans, and a shirt.
02:32:06
Okay. Clearly I'm joking.
02:32:08
Believe all women.
02:32:12
So do you got.
02:32:12
You got anything else?
02:32:13
I got a conspiracy.
02:32:16
Story about Derek Chauvin being stabbed.
02:32:21
He's the cop that
02:32:23
didn't rest. Kneel on.
02:32:25
After that.
02:32:26
His job
02:32:28
got that, did his job and got in trouble for it.
02:32:32
So he got stabbed 22 times.
02:32:35
Garlic grilled cheese.
02:32:37
So, this is Jesse Waters breaking down.
02:32:41
This conspiracy,
02:32:44
shocking new details and the attempted
02:32:45
murder of America's most high profile inmate last Friday.
02:32:49
Derek Chauvin was shoved 22 times in the library by another inmate.
02:32:53
And now we know who the other inmate was in the anal.
02:32:55
His name is John Gak.
02:32:58
He's 52 and he's already served
02:33:00
27 years of his 30 year sentence.
02:33:03
And with three years left until freedom
02:33:05
apparently decided I'm going to murder somebody twice.
02:33:09
Kak is also a member of the Mexican mafia.
02:33:11
And are you ready?
02:33:12
An FBI informant, the complaint says, terse
02:33:16
at first denied wanting to kill Chauvin.
02:33:19
And then the complaint says the Mexican mafia guy waived
02:33:22
his Miranda rights when the FBI agents showed up to interview him.
02:33:25
First of all, why is the FBI conducting the interview?
02:33:29
The FBI only shows up to prison murders is
02:33:32
if someone's ordered a hit, or if the perp or the victim was still informing,
02:33:37
or all of the above.
02:33:38
And why does it go? Why?
02:33:39
Who is that? Are we sure that's true?
02:33:41
Waive his Miranda rights and wait until you hear
02:33:44
what the FBI says he confessed to.
02:33:46
It's just too perfect.
02:33:48
The FBI claims that the Mexican
02:33:50
mafia guy wanted to murder Chauvin on Black Friday.
02:33:53
To symbolically avenge Black Lives Matter,
02:33:56
only to distract the Mexican mafia member
02:33:59
who poisoned blacks his whole career with drugs and who was incarcerated
02:34:03
during the Black Lives Matter movement, is a social justice warrior,
02:34:07
and anybody who knows anything about prison knows the Mexicans.
02:34:10
Stay with the Mexicans, the blacks
02:34:11
stay with the blacks in the whites stay with the whites.
02:34:13
Mexican inmates don't just start murdering white inmates
02:34:16
to show solidarity with black inmates.
02:34:19
Maybe.
02:34:21
But here's what's mysterious.
02:34:22
Turf shack is listed as white, and the origin of his name is Croatian.
02:34:27
Now, how many Croatians do you know in the Mexican mafia?
02:34:31
I didn't know the Mexican mafia was so diverse.
02:34:34
So this woke Croatian Mexican mobster, FBI informant
02:34:37
has been suddenly moved to a new federal prison.
02:34:40
For whose protection exactly?
02:34:42
We're not sure.
02:34:43
And terse.
02:34:44
Jack's history with the FBI is fascinating.
02:34:47
He flipped on the Mexican mob back in the late 90s,
02:34:49
and helped the FBI lock up more than 40 of his fellow gangsters.
02:34:53
He admitted to carrying out a number of crimes while working as an undercover
02:34:57
FBI informant, but was furious during his sentencing
02:35:00
and told the judge the FBI made him do it.
02:35:03
Quote, I didn't commit those crimes for kicks.
02:35:06
I did them because I had to if I wanted to stay alive.
02:35:09
I told that to the FBI agents and they just said, do what you have to do.
02:35:15
Liz Collins produced a very eye
02:35:17
opening documentary on the death of George Floyd called The Fall of Minneapolis.
02:35:20
And Liz joins me now.
02:35:21
Liz, we need to hear from Liz.
02:35:25
The Summer of love
02:35:27
was very weird, right?
02:35:30
It's definitely more vandalism and more more destruction
02:35:33
and more rioting than there was on January 6th.
02:35:38
That summer of love for George Floyd.
02:35:40
This is crazy.
02:35:41
The way that they allowed mostly peaceful protesting.
02:35:46
But I'll say the same thing for both events.
02:35:48
The peaceful protesters should not be lumped in with the crazy rioting
02:35:51
criminals, because that's how we that's how they'll end up stopping any protesting
02:35:56
or free speech whatsoever, because they'll say, well,
02:35:58
it'll always lead to a riot or some type of a terrorist action.
02:36:03
That's how they'll get the free speech.
02:36:05
We finally, and we'll beg for it. Please.
02:36:08
We're kind of begging for it now.
02:36:09
Please make people stop saying things that make me feel bad.
02:36:12
Please, just because you're offended by
02:36:15
something doesn't make you right.
02:36:20
I'm offended by that.
02:36:22
Doesn't make me right.
02:36:26
Kind of death
02:36:28
or kind of does.
02:36:33
Have some more God videos from Gary that we should probably play.
02:36:37
Or I can just play a hundred times.
02:36:39
We said Angel on the show.
02:36:41
God. God didn't create humans.
02:36:44
Humans created the idea of God not out of arrogance, but out of loneliness.
02:36:48
In a 93 billion light year wide silence.
02:36:51
You're not who you think you are
02:36:52
because the atoms inside you are older than the Earth itself.
02:36:55
Seriously, your body is made of particles forged in exploding stars
02:36:59
billions of years before,
02:37:02
and now that
02:37:02
same everything matter is somehow able to think of it, I detect wait,
02:37:06
how does a universe made of atoms end up producing awareness?
02:37:10
I want to hear.
02:37:11
And here's a fun fact everything you've ever created,
02:37:14
an AI has an embedded signature
02:37:16
that you can almost not ever take out of, even if you edit it.
02:37:20
Unless you completely like, if you transcode it and all that, it doesn't.
02:37:23
You have to completely somehow find it and take it out, which is almost impossible.
02:37:27
And it's not like a watermark in the sense that you can read it, but it's embedded.
02:37:31
So I will always be
02:37:34
known somehow, like there's a signature you can't get around it.
02:37:36
So don't try to pass up AI as your own shit.
02:37:39
We can tell every thought you've ever had is just electrical activity
02:37:44
and a 1.4kg lump of neurons
02:37:47
shaped by millions of years of evolution.
02:37:50
You just said billions to billions in your anger.
02:37:53
They aren't cosmic punishments, they're interpretations
02:37:56
your brain learned over time.
02:37:59
Let's take this small example.
02:38:00
You touch a cup of hot tea your brain remembers last time it burned you.
02:38:04
So even before touching you, pull your hand back.
02:38:06
The heat didn't scare you.
02:38:08
Your past experience did.
02:38:10
That's a pattern.
02:38:10
Pain doesn't arrive from outside.
02:38:12
You manufacture it.
02:38:14
Interpretation is the real creator.
02:38:16
So scientifically speaking, it motions don't come from knowing that.
02:38:20
Did you know that you could just do exercises and kind of stop the pain?
02:38:25
But pain is also a warning sign.
02:38:26
So it's, you know, good to listen to pain the world they come from you.
02:38:31
And here's where everything you were taught flips heaven.
02:38:34
Hell can't speed up the sun God sitting above the clouds.
02:38:37
Physics finds no evidence for any of them.
02:38:39
No gates, no flames, no cosmic scoreboard.
02:38:42
But the brain.
02:38:43
It hates not knowing.
02:38:44
So in a universe with no instruction manual, the mind invented stories
02:38:48
to feel safe, to tame fear, to explain death.
02:38:51
So in that reason alone, why would you want to be the one that removes it?
02:38:55
You're that un apathetic
02:38:58
that you know.
02:38:59
I mean, it's like,
02:39:01
imagine walking up to a child and telling them all their fairy tales
02:39:04
and everything that they think is their reality is not true.
02:39:07
All in one instant
02:39:09
either.
02:39:09
You have to accept it
02:39:11
and move on with your life, or you'll simply block it and get even more broken.
02:39:15
So I think you atheists may have the wrong approach, is what I'm saying.
02:39:21
You need to sort it out a little more.
02:39:22
I know you can't handle that because soft selling in itself is lying.
02:39:25
I know you can handle lying because that reality of la la la la la la.
02:39:30
But carrying
02:39:31
the truth is not Christian or Muslim or Buddhist or Jewish.
02:39:34
So that's true of physics and is also true of the mind.
02:39:36
Right.
02:39:37
Or whatever's possible for us mentally and emotionally.
02:39:41
The guy has no soul attack.
02:39:42
And whatever happens after death and whatever
02:39:44
it's like to try to lift his face, barely
02:39:46
one isolated community 2000 years ago that had no access to science
02:39:51
or even scientific values, much less scientific tools,
02:39:56
got it perfectly right and everyone else got it wrong, right?
02:39:59
So one of these revealed text who says that
02:40:02
despite the fact that none of them seem to recognize that slavery
02:40:05
was a problem morally among other things, that they know
02:40:08
nothing about DNA or electricity or information science,
02:40:12
or the real scale of the cosmos, or how disease spreads or anything.
02:40:16
But they can tell you how to sacrifice a goat,
02:40:19
and they've got some good wisdom in there too, but not they don't have a monopoly
02:40:23
on that, because, you know, the Greeks had that and the Buddhist had that.
02:40:26
And, you know, it's
02:40:29
the golden rule exists in many different contexts.
02:40:31
And, you know, even even a monkey is immune to it, some basic version of it,
02:40:36
when you treat them unfairly or, you know, we're calling them monkey
02:40:38
or another with a grape, they send it and not like that.
02:40:41
Whatever is true about us spiritually and ethically is deeper
02:40:44
than culture, and it's certainly deeper than any ancient culture.
02:40:48
Right.
02:40:48
And the fact that the world was partitioned by language barriers
02:40:51
and geographical barriers for thousands of years
02:40:54
and everyone came to it, came up with different books,
02:40:57
is an artifact that we have to recognize as an artifact.
02:41:01
And it's it's it's specious.
02:41:03
It's spurious.
02:41:04
It's not at the actual foundation.
02:41:07
I don't know what species moral knowledge or anything else.
02:41:10
And when you go into the Bible and read it
02:41:13
and find and purport to find wisdom there, even if you're a fundamentalist,
02:41:18
fundamentalists are picking and choosing the stuff
02:41:20
that they think is wise and stuff they think is better left ignored,
02:41:25
and they do that on a basis of a larger cultural conversation
02:41:28
that is secular and that has moved on.
02:41:30
And so it's like with the fact that you're you're still not trying to figure out
02:41:34
whether you should kill somebody for working on the Sabbath.
02:41:37
If you're if you're Jewish and reading
02:41:40
the Pentateuch or,
02:41:42
whether you really need to hunt witches
02:41:44
in your community for the crime of witchcraft. Right.
02:41:46
And the fact that you can ignore all that
02:41:47
and just just take the good so-called good stuff.
02:41:50
Again, that's an editing procedure.
02:41:51
This that is the the gold standard of that is your own moral intuitions
02:41:56
that have been tuned up by your engagement with the 21st century
02:41:59
and your inevitable engagement with the 21st century,
02:42:01
and in a wider secular culture. Right.
02:42:04
So none of these religions has have a monopoly on anything other
02:42:07
than their own sectarian ignorance and tribalism and dogmatism.
02:42:11
The truth is nonsectarian.
02:42:13
The truth is not Christian or Muslim or Buddhist or.
02:42:19
Anything from the Prophet
02:42:20
Barnes or your Nintendo 64 flatbread who goes full 3D run jumping ranches.
02:42:26
Gary grabbing my coins and keeping the heat on.
02:42:28
The angriest podcast in the North. Just when 64 bit.
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Hook up your little podcast was worth it.
02:42:46
What for?
02:42:48
Mike check Brady.
02:42:49
Let's turn the garage into an arena for you that you just got
02:42:53
more done before.
02:42:54
You're got to get it on
02:42:57
your.
02:42:59
Getting the acceptance of a new
02:43:03
group.
02:43:06
Keep in mind
02:43:08
no, wait, no wait.
02:43:10
I got to learn the rest.
02:43:17
But guess what?
02:43:18
You got to break what you get when you get up.
02:43:23
When you start in the Russell Ford.
02:43:28
There was this other component
02:43:29
that I think drives a lot of the Zionism in the United States today,
02:43:33
and that's the belief that Israel is going to start Armageddon.
02:43:38
And then that brings Jesus back.
02:43:41
And about 30% of the U.S.
02:43:43
population believes that this is what's going to happen,
02:43:46
that Israel will will basically start World War three, and Jesus
02:43:50
will come back to earth to defeat, you know, the forces of evil.
02:43:55
And that'll bring in a thousand year reign of Jesus directly ruling the world.
02:44:00
And the world will be wonderful for it.
02:44:01
It'll be like heaven for a thousand years.
02:44:04
And so they they there's also a component
02:44:06
of, of Christian fundamentalists in the United States
02:44:10
who believe that Israel is necessary for the religious.