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Fladge Rants Live #133 Anal | The Difference Between Almost Perfect and Immaculate

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00:00:05 Who? Mount Rushmore, if you got a second.
00:00:08 Brady.
00:00:12 When you've got a second, Brady.
00:00:16 Intro.
00:00:16 When you got a second, Brady.
00:00:19 He's on. You.
00:00:37 When you believe what you believe before.
00:00:43 Couldn't.
00:00:43 Look, you might.
00:00:48 You just like the is
00:00:53 if you tells make me.
00:00:54 Hey me.
00:00:58 Walk like a bigfoot
00:01:02 I you're beautiful.
00:01:08 I wish I was special.
00:01:13 You're so fucking special
00:01:16 for you.
00:01:18 But I would leave.
00:01:23 For flat you.
00:01:24 It was.
00:01:27 There's no hell.
00:01:28 What are we doing here?
00:01:33 Well, I belong to.
00:01:37 I don't be every party to.
00:01:41 I drop perfect bombs.
00:01:46 I want a perfect fall head.
00:01:51 I want to get a chicken with you.
00:01:57 I want you to notice.
00:02:02 All the fagots not around you.
00:02:07 You're so fucking special to me.
00:02:12 I wish I was special.
00:02:15 You. Oh, but I leave
00:02:18 oh so flat,
00:02:23 you weirdo.
00:02:26 There's no hell.
00:02:27 What are we doing here?
00:02:32 Well, I belong here.
00:02:35 Oh. Oh, she slamming the door.
00:02:40 You run it out here.
00:02:43 Run, run run,
00:02:48 run run, run.
00:02:56 Whatever makes you happy.
00:03:01 Wherever you're small.
00:03:06 You're so fucking special.
00:03:11 I wish I was special.
00:03:16 I keep talking like a walking on a hallway.
00:03:18 Made a side quest while the ceiling keeps me right in.
00:03:20 All the reasons I should digest.
00:03:22 Every contradiction that we broadcast.
00:03:24 It's like a promise made a half truths shaped like staircases.
00:03:26 Bending them. We're toward a punchline.
00:03:28 I said, yeah,
00:03:29 but you felt it in the shuffle of the moments
00:03:31 when can't we see the hums louder than the mice?
00:03:33 I tried to hold them in the fold.
00:03:34 And every question in the paper purse that nosedive through the tension
00:03:37 like they're hunting for meaning that
00:03:39 the meaning never mentioned that I pass them by.
00:03:41 The sense that every sentence
00:03:42 wants to pivot into something I'm not living, but I'm keeping it a home.
00:03:45 Inside this poem that's been stretching past the margin
00:03:47 like a sermon with a cough drop in his pocket, trying
00:03:49 not to sound exhausted while I draw against the plot
00:03:51 and all the secrets we've been dropping in the crack
00:03:53 beneath the optics and the top.
00:03:54 It keeps on slipping like a handshake with a prophet who forgot to bring the point.
00:03:58 So what's your point?
00:03:59 You have a point of disappointment where the cadence is place
00:04:01 that I will tell the whole room inside ways like the truth to change his mind.
00:04:05 And I'm out here trying to rally to my mouth.
00:04:07 And never doubt that even when the heavens shout it.
00:04:09 Even when the doubt without it. Even when the end is crowded.
00:04:11 Even when the muddy waters clouded.
00:04:13 I just keep pounding on the ground.
00:04:14 Of all the reasons we say it.
00:04:16 All the echoes like we found in all the noise we once confounded.
00:04:19 As we stumble toward whatever makes you feel. It cannot.
00:04:21 And by the time the final frame is round and I'm still standing half a stand
00:04:24 a half impossible to stand still for family.
00:04:26 Beat your ram just to run away I did in the song that wanted to be
00:04:29 super monkey people with a microphone, with the phone microphone for
00:04:35 a full fledged weirdo,
00:04:39 there's no hell.
00:04:40 What are we doing here?
00:04:45 I don't believe here.
00:04:50 But I belong here.
00:04:54 Stupid monkey people.
00:04:55 I assume everyone has down syndrome.
00:05:07 And you?
00:05:17 Us. We are the record
00:05:24 party.
00:05:29 Oh! Oh!
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00:06:39 You had a dream
00:06:41 that you wake you once, that you and you had you.
00:06:47 You were you.
00:06:47 Could you do feel it. You want you.
00:06:51 You could do so you you do you
00:06:54 you had your you get you you want, you want you
00:06:58 you could do so you want that you, you had you
00:07:02 you could you do you you do you
00:07:06 you want you can you you want you you do you
00:07:11 you would you would you you you
00:07:14 you could do him to do you so much.
00:07:17 You could do anything.
00:07:23 How? Okay.
00:07:55 I've had sex with a woman.
00:07:57 What the fuck?
00:08:02 I'm. From down.
00:08:25 From down.
00:08:27 I'm. I'm excited to.
00:08:29 This is the most by far and down.
00:08:33 The most important show we have ever tried to take on.
00:08:38 Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:08:43 Today the topic is anal, and, I have it on good authority
00:08:48 that we're going to get a lot of clicks from this.
00:08:51 This topic.
00:08:54 But, sorry about the clickbait
00:08:56 for those of you who've been here before, one
00:09:00 Ryan brother, two shirtless Joe
00:09:03 and third off is third off.
00:09:06 The rest of you,
00:09:09 you might notice that,
00:09:11 my monologue is kind of like buckshot all over the place.
00:09:14 You'll you'll notice that more in our, year end
00:09:18 special monologue,
00:09:22 super show,
00:09:24 that's coming up.
00:09:25 And, well,
00:09:28 and the word
00:09:31 this isn't the show you you think you clicked on.
00:09:33 If you if you're new,
00:09:36 the word anal
00:09:37 simply means perfectionist.
00:09:41 That's it.
00:09:42 And I was trying to figure out the convoluted path it took to get there.
00:09:48 It turns out it's quite simple.
00:09:50 Fighting,
00:09:52 thing here.
00:09:54 Freud, Sigmund Freud
00:09:57 thought that during potty training that,
00:10:00 those tender years from 1 to 3,
00:10:04 when parents just want their children to use the toilet responsibly instead
00:10:09 of having to change their diapers, that,
00:10:12 if they were anal retentive,
00:10:16 that's the only control that the kid could show.
00:10:20 And and so this anal retentive
00:10:25 became a term that was an anxiety
00:10:27 reducing coping agent for,
00:10:31 like a coping mechanism to,
00:10:36 To to deal with things
00:10:37 that are outside of their control through, control in order.
00:10:42 So it's, it's control stinginess.
00:10:45 A lot of the,
00:10:48 it shares a lot of common traits with OCD.
00:10:51 I've got a, I've worked with a few guys that were riddled
00:10:54 with OCD, like, their.
00:10:58 I've never seen people just loaded with OCD.
00:11:00 That's, obsessive compulsive disorder.
00:11:07 I remember,
00:11:09 getting to the parking lot and watching one of the, my fellow delivery drivers.
00:11:14 I'm not going to say his name,
00:11:16 but he would stand there for a minute and a half,
00:11:21 block his door, check to see if his door was locked,
00:11:25 lock his door, look inside, see if it was locked.
00:11:29 Try the handle.
00:11:30 Lock the door.
00:11:33 Check the door.
00:11:35 Try the door.
00:11:37 Lock the door.
00:11:39 He stood there, frozen like he was glitching out.
00:11:43 But, there's.
00:11:44 There's more of a.
00:11:48 A beauty to the perfectionism of OCD
00:11:51 when when someone's not glitching out.
00:11:53 Like, if you've ever seen just, a beautiful display in the produce
00:11:57 department or I.
00:11:59 I've seen a pile of tires so perfectly stacked that it was,
00:12:05 a fractal, like, it was remarkable.
00:12:09 So these these people could be quite artistic.
00:12:12 Also worked with the guy.
00:12:14 We were stacking tubs.
00:12:15 He had to have all the stacks. Even.
00:12:18 He did so much extra work to even out the stacks,
00:12:22 like, continuously, like,
00:12:26 oh, what do you got it down to 12.
00:12:28 He did
00:12:30 four stacks of three
00:12:31 when it was done for, you know, 15.
00:12:34 He did five stacks, five starts to three or.
00:12:38 Yeah, that the math checks out on that. But.
00:12:44 You know, just means,
00:12:48 a demand for,
00:12:51 a higher grade of performance.
00:12:54 And, I don't I don't have the OCD tendencies
00:12:58 except in one category, one topic.
00:13:00 I, I do show a little bit of this.
00:13:05 I am a proud, badgering,
00:13:08 card carrying member of the grammar police.
00:13:12 And, in case you haven't met one of us.
00:13:15 Hi, I'm Gary grammar police.
00:13:19 You don't like us, and most people are too timid to
00:13:25 to state that they are grammar police because you can't slip up.
00:13:30 And if you're brave enough
00:13:33 to say, I'm not going to mess up
00:13:35 and get the grammar right.
00:13:38 Welcome.
00:13:39 We. Sorry to interrupt, Gary, but, you coughed
00:13:42 and you looked at three things, so we're gonna have to start over.
00:13:44 This isn't good enough.
00:13:46 Okay, let's let's do that.
00:13:49 Brady's riddles got to be perfect.
00:13:51 Yes, I know,
00:13:53 say that again.
00:13:55 Yes. Now I'm getting fucked up on tonight's show, and.
00:14:00 Well, Doug.
00:14:00 Sorry. The dog's in frame, but he's not paying attention.
00:14:03 You're going to have to start over.
00:14:05 No problem.
00:14:06 I have no problem doing that.
00:14:08 I hadn't actually started yet anyway, so,
00:14:15 I would have tried everything to talk with superfluidity.
00:14:19 Everything the talk about was the gentleman.
00:14:22 Let's
00:14:23 don't need to sit.
00:14:26 Words that don't improve or expand on the concept you're expressing
00:14:33 one example of this, and I
00:14:34 should not give examples of this because he gives my producers,
00:14:39 more ammunition to piss me off.
00:14:42 But if I'm not pissed off, we don't have much of a show.
00:14:46 So here it
00:14:48 at all.
00:14:52 You don't need to use those words at all.
00:14:57 Or even the the word at.
00:14:59 Where are you?
00:15:00 Perfectly acceptable question.
00:15:02 Where are you at?
00:15:05 You don't need to say at at all.
00:15:09 But I digress.
00:15:13 When Alexander the Great conquered
00:15:17 more of the world than any conquer before him,
00:15:20 rivaling Genghis Khan,
00:15:23 you may have wondered where I'm going with this.
00:15:26 I, I was just wondering where I was going with this, too.
00:15:28 But it's my Mount Rushmore.
00:15:37 I knew was route.
00:15:38 Much more up there, man. Realm much more
00:15:43 brilliant.
00:15:43 Bob, you can't not.
00:15:44 What was the one thing of Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:15:49 It is just.
00:15:50 Oh, therefore, he's on my Mount Rushmore of Bible figures.
00:15:54 You might not even think you could name four Macedonians.
00:15:59 But before I did the research this week, I wasn't sure how to say Macedonians.
00:16:05 Pardon me,
00:16:07 I didn't know if he was Macedonian
00:16:09 or Macedonian or Macedon
00:16:13 because it sounds like Macedon or Mesa that.
00:16:16 But it's.
00:16:19 Macedon.
00:16:20 Macedonia.
00:16:21 And that's, country just north of Greece.
00:16:24 North east.
00:16:25 I'm thinking if I had a picture on the map.
00:16:28 Yeah, it's the right area, despite Greece. So,
00:16:34 a lot of people would say the most famous,
00:16:37 Macedonian would be Mother Theresa.
00:16:42 I'm gonna I'm gonna try to punch a hole in that,
00:16:45 because first and foremost, you got Alexander the Great.
00:16:49 So he's got to take a spot.
00:16:54 Aristotle,
00:16:56 use, Brady's new tool and see how many times
00:16:59 I've mentioned Aristotle on the show
00:17:02 that might indicate,
00:17:04 and then compare that to how many times I've mentioned Mother Theresa,
00:17:07 which I think is twice now in the last 30s.
00:17:12 Next up, I'm going to go with
00:17:16 Ptolemy, the first.
00:17:20 Now, after,
00:17:22 Alexander the Great conquered basically two thirds of the known world
00:17:27 in his 20s,
00:17:29 he gave one of his closest advisers,
00:17:31 Ptolemy, the first control of Egypt.
00:17:34 And that started the rule that all the Ptolemy made Ptolemy ill.
00:17:40 Good grammar policed,
00:17:42 the rule of Ptolemy the first.
00:17:45 Now there were a ton of Ptolemy's, as there were a ton of Cleopatra's.
00:17:50 And that's kind of where I wanted to get with this.
00:17:53 He lived in, at first, Memphis.
00:17:56 There's Memphis, Ohio, which is right right down the road here.
00:18:00 And then there's Alexandria. Now,
00:18:04 there's a few
00:18:06 misconceptions in history about all of this.
00:18:11 For instance, Cleopatra, known as
00:18:16 Egyptian, was Greek.
00:18:20 The library in Alexandria was
00:18:22 said to have burnt down twice.
00:18:26 Truth be told, three times.
00:18:29 Historically speaking, the fourth time would have been Julius Caesar,
00:18:34 who also has ties to Cleopatra, also his son, which is kind of
00:18:38 creepy.
00:18:41 But, there's more on that.
00:18:42 Soon.
00:18:45 So we do know that,
00:18:48 the Library of Alexandria bird three times, possibly four.
00:18:52 There's no actual historical evidence that Julius Caesar erased the
00:18:58 Alexandria, but
00:18:59 we don't have an account that states
00:19:02 specifically that the library were,
00:19:06 also that it was the greatest library
00:19:09 at the time or the largest, you know,
00:19:14 learning center in the world.
00:19:16 It wasn't even at its time.
00:19:19 That goes to the the bigger library in India at the time.
00:19:24 But I
00:19:24 digress, because the other falsehood in this narrative
00:19:28 is that fire destroyed the Library of Alexandria.
00:19:32 Not true. It was a flood.
00:19:36 So for more on Cleopatra,
00:19:39 here's Doctor Roy.
00:19:41 Roll the clip.
00:19:41 Brady.
00:19:45 We do something really interesting with identity.
00:19:49 Identity is complicated.
00:19:51 And that's part of this problem
00:19:53 because it's nested in the concept of Western civilization.
00:19:57 The way we we stick identity on people
00:20:00 has everything to do with the identity we hold for ourselves.
00:20:03 And usually when we say the West, we think of Prince and Rome and England
00:20:08 and maybe even Germany and France.
00:20:10 No, reluctantly, Spain. So let me give you an example.
00:20:12 I mean, definitely steam engine was made by a guy named heron.
00:20:16 Heron was in the Library of Alexandria in Egypt.
00:20:19 We've had the steam engine for 2000 years now.
00:20:22 Now, when I mention heron, I didn't say it.
00:20:24 I almost said it like, nice.
00:20:26 I almost said he was a Greek. 20 minutes.
00:20:28 And we're already talking about trains and tunnels.
00:20:31 He's.
00:20:31 I caught myself is because of the identity thing.
00:20:33 When the Greeks conquered Egypt 300 years before Heron's birth,
00:20:36 the Greeks
00:20:37 definitely separated themselves out from the Egyptians
00:20:39 because they saw the Egyptians as inferior.
00:20:41 But after 15 generations, there was no way heron wasn't part Egyptian.
00:20:46 In other words, calling heron the Greek scientist from Egypt
00:20:48 is really an interesting proposition.
00:20:49 I keep thinking he's talking about for a when I don't know how Egyptian was he
00:20:52 after 15 generations in Egypt?
00:20:54 No, heron is not that large bird.
00:20:56 If nothing else, their culture was modified by the Egyptians.
00:20:58 They lived around.
00:20:59 Their DNA was modified because, you know, they were marrying into them.
00:21:01 You can do heron, though.
00:21:04 But when I say when I said Cleopatra, you.
00:21:06 Oh, anything that has a hole, you can tell by the way it's the seventh.
00:21:09 I'm keeping track.
00:21:10 I know y'all mostly aren't Cleopatra the seventh is the famous one.
00:21:13 Cleopatra.
00:21:14 The seven that you identify as Egyptian was 0% Egyptian.
00:21:17 Her family tree is what?
00:21:19 There was more than one Cleopatra.
00:21:20 Because on two occasions she had an Uncle Mary.
00:21:23 I me, I mean, there's more than one lady know how to do this, is there?
00:21:26 But I can't count the generations back.
00:21:28 Because what am I supposed to do with the niece?
00:21:29 Uncle is there twice?
00:21:31 If you go back five generations the way to do this?
00:21:33 The math on this, you take two to the power of.
00:21:36 I need to be something that can be easily put on to community to the first
00:21:40 power is to the grandparents.
00:21:41 To order is a two squared is four.
00:21:43 The great grandparents are two cubed.
00:21:44 That's eight by the time you go five generations back.
00:21:46 So three greats and then grandparents, you end up with 32 ancestors.
00:21:50 You should have 32 great great great grandparents.
00:21:53 She had four a Persian and three Greeks.
00:21:57 It's actually worse if you go one generation forward.
00:21:59 I got to do two.
00:22:01 But notice what we do.
00:22:03 We go into her on the Greek.
00:22:06 It says, very clever.
00:22:08 It was sent to me in the first century AD
00:22:10 and they were sent to Brady was definitely very not Egyptian at all in any way
00:22:13 shape or form, because he had been so secure enough
00:22:15 that he's wrong,
00:22:16 because the Greeks
00:22:16 looked down on the Egyptians so intensely that they went out of their way
00:22:19 to immigrate to try to prevent Gyptian DNA from entering the royal family.
00:22:23 What?
00:22:24 Take that you.
00:22:26 Can we give you an. I got him.
00:22:28 The guy who invented all of our kids are going to be retired.
00:22:30 Take them. Feliz Feliz.
00:22:32 The Greek philosopher who invented philosophy wasn't Greek.
00:22:35 He wasn't Greek.
00:22:36 Isn't that cool? He lived in a Greek city. The city was.
00:22:38 He didn't know he was inventing philosophy. He was probably just thinking.
00:22:41 He was talking to the whole nation because his family was from Lebanon.
00:22:44 They were Phoenicians.
00:22:45 They had moved to Miletus for business purposes.
00:22:47 He grew up in Miletus, Melbourne, and then produced the world's first ever
00:22:51 growing water, as best a Phoenician
00:22:54 invented philosophy in a Greek city.
00:22:57 Many things.
00:22:58 Is that what we do not do we say facetious because of the first Phoenicians.
00:23:03 We think of an Egyptian.
00:23:04 No, we don't, but we do is we have this tendency to be selective.
00:23:08 We apply our identities and that gets all sorts of messy.
00:23:13 It gets all sorts of messy, all sorts of,
00:23:18 so his name, his large house.
00:23:21 What's wrong with your head? Me?
00:23:26 Yeah. Yes. Yes.
00:23:28 Yeah, that makes sense.
00:23:29 No, I caught it in my zipper. You can see that.
00:23:31 Yeah.
00:23:33 Weird.
00:23:34 So Cleopatra is always depicted as a hottie, and,
00:23:39 most likely she was, retarded.
00:23:43 There were a lot of inbreeding, right?
00:23:46 Like, again, I think you're Ptolemy.
00:23:48 I think of the cartographer, the first century cartographer.
00:23:53 And the, the field is what?
00:23:58 Oh. Map make map making the study of cards.
00:24:02 Right.
00:24:03 Have you put in your vape?
00:24:05 But that that Ptolemy, the first century one.
00:24:10 He was the one that came up with latitude.
00:24:12 Longitude? The grid that we, the that.
00:24:16 So basically, he was the father of modern mapping.
00:24:19 But if you use Brady's new tool
00:24:23 and look through all the shows for my mention of Ptolemy,
00:24:26 you will find him in my Piri Reis conversation.
00:24:31 Because man,
00:24:35 Aristotle said the earth was stationary.
00:24:39 Yeah, well, you know, the Greeks.
00:24:42 So Aristotle
00:24:44 there,
00:24:47 There. Okay.
00:24:48 Oh, play.
00:24:50 But, Oh.
00:24:53 Okay. That worked out well.
00:24:55 Euclid.
00:24:56 Plato.
00:24:57 Aristotle.
00:24:57 Socrates. Wow.
00:25:02 This is one thing. Aristotle.
00:25:04 He says you sound a little funny there, but it's still you. Gee,
00:25:09 just a fancy way of saying.
00:25:11 Yeah, I betcha. And from Greek, it slips.
00:25:14 It does sound a little funny.
00:25:17 Yeah.
00:25:17 Back to Socrates and Archimedes, but,
00:25:22 it's pretty cut dry.
00:25:23 Well, I think I missed that one.
00:25:24 Hold on.
00:25:27 I sorry, Brady.
00:25:30 Mount Rushmore would be like the Greeks.
00:25:32 Then I go, what was the other name you read applied to?
00:25:34 You referred to suck.
00:25:36 Ptolemy and Archimedes. No. It's like you
00:25:39 got there from the beginning.
00:25:42 Can you spell it?
00:25:43 Those are the four. Have you?
00:25:44 Continued Greek philosopher.
00:25:45 Oh, but that's not what we're going to end. One
00:25:50 Francophone Mount Rushmore.
00:25:52 But it's not going to follow that.
00:25:54 There's no way.
00:25:56 Well, just do it without the TV.
00:25:58 That Ptolemy said that the Earth was the center of the solar system.
00:26:03 Aristotle said the Earth was stationary,
00:26:06 and that was considered dogma at the.
00:26:10 Wow, I think and Ptolemy there of science.
00:26:15 Ptolemy is
00:26:18 that's the only map of the solar system did have Earth at the center.
00:26:23 And it and it didn't a fairly good job
00:26:27 of explaining the motion of the the planets for their time.
00:26:32 I don't believe you at all.
00:26:35 I don't believe in.
00:26:36 What's the view at all?
00:26:39 That's the ammunition I was talking about.
00:26:40 Oh, they're just grates against my very existence.
00:26:45 So you don't believe in emphasis?
00:26:46 I don't I don't really notice that all.
00:26:49 That's why you do. You jerks.
00:26:52 This is going to be painful.
00:26:54 It doesn't bother me at all.
00:26:56 Or grateful at all.
00:26:58 No. This is going to be more painful than anal.
00:27:01 It's only one where it's only one letter off of anal.
00:27:05 In fact,
00:27:07 that's how I got on, Twitch.
00:27:09 I just changed it to Allen.
00:27:10 But we don't twitch at all.
00:27:13 Oh, you cheat Dylan. That's that's clever.
00:27:15 I've never done Allen, but, I hear you twitch when when you do it.
00:27:20 Oh, okay.
00:27:21 Well, good job.
00:27:24 I've got other plans
00:27:25 for the show, and, I saw some funny stuff.
00:27:29 The I want the flag rats Mortal Kombat video game.
00:27:34 I am.
00:27:35 So that is the thing I am the most excited about.
00:27:39 Oh, my God, not at all.
00:27:41 I'm not at all,
00:27:44 I want to play the game.
00:27:48 But I just.
00:27:50 You can play the game. You just.
00:27:51 You play the. You play the game. Yeah.
00:27:54 Well, Mrs.
00:27:55 Garry, he's kind of a boss.
00:27:58 I don't I don't know if she's playing now or if there's a particular order.
00:28:02 Well, they're always a.
00:28:04 Well, just finishers.
00:28:07 Then.
00:28:07 Yeah, the bosses.
00:28:08 But the bosses I really want,
00:28:11 Mrs. Grady, but welder.
00:28:14 Welder has a welder.
00:28:17 Like how we can do that?
00:28:18 Well, but there's going to be a DLC pack coming soon.
00:28:21 That's going to be a welder.
00:28:23 It's going to be,
00:28:24 there's going to be the red fish in there, and then maybe a third one.
00:28:26 I'm not sure yet.
00:28:27 I want a cartridge for my Nintendo 64.
00:28:32 Yeah, yeah, it's it's a pleasure. I
00:28:35 yeah.
00:28:36 So I oh,
00:28:41 Oh, Richard, you have to fish today.
00:28:47 I know I'm a fish shaped, plug of some type.
00:28:50 Hang on a second.
00:28:51 Oh, I see another one.
00:28:52 Hold on, hold on.
00:28:53 Wait.
00:28:53 Ready?
00:28:57 I got what now?
00:28:58 You didn't get them?
00:29:01 It's the same fish.
00:29:04 No, no, no, there's a thing above me.
00:29:06 Let me get it this time.
00:29:09 I missed that time.
00:29:11 That sucks.
00:29:13 Oh, I got it that time.
00:29:15 Gary, are you, are you Brazilian at all?
00:29:18 No. 0% sure.
00:29:21 You're sure you're partially not partially Brazilian?
00:29:25 Brazilian?
00:29:26 Sounds like a lot, but no, I'm not even one Brazilian.
00:29:29 Yeah, so there was a, Unfortunately, there is,
00:29:32 a guy died in Brazil after, dropping a barbell on.
00:29:36 And so as we don't have video of it.
00:29:37 But this is KSI, some KSI footage of the man of honor to the barbell drop.
00:29:44 He looks. Don't.
00:29:47 Well.
00:29:48 Holy crap.
00:29:49 Yeah. Name is,
00:29:52 Ronald. Ronald.
00:29:54 Is it Ronald?
00:29:55 Because we're in Brazil, right? Montana.
00:29:58 Montana.
00:29:59 Oh, hold on, that's not right.
00:30:02 Are we allowed to say that?
00:30:04 Yeah, you can say it.
00:30:06 I'm a Negro.
00:30:10 The good I'm Brady, I,
00:30:12 I don't forget to emphasize it's nigga. Oh.
00:30:17 So my nigga.
00:30:20 Yeah.
00:30:20 Apparently that guy died.
00:30:21 So if you wanted to,
00:30:24 you know, have a new life, you could, like, probably go over there and go.
00:30:27 No, no, no, no, I'm not dead.
00:30:28 Yeah.
00:30:30 I'm okay. You don't see any family.
00:30:33 I'm telling you,
00:30:34 between between that dude that was taking pictures
00:30:37 of that seven year old in the bathroom. And this guy.
00:30:40 Yeah, one of them. Yeah.
00:30:43 Or the guy in between, like the the missing link.
00:30:46 What if this is a doppelganger?
00:30:49 That's what that term means.
00:30:52 Dude.
00:30:52 Looks like me, dude.
00:30:54 Looks like a lady
00:30:56 when I went here.
00:30:58 He's got similar poor style to, you know. Yes.
00:31:03 Yeah.
00:31:03 I'll wear the jeans or I'm rocking or it's 2026.
00:31:08 I'm rocking jean shorts.
00:31:10 And he he's embarrassing himself
00:31:12 in the gym as you more than like, oh I definitely would if you,
00:31:16 if I never be caught dead in a gym, but Oh that reminds.
00:31:20 Well, he was caught dead in the gym.
00:31:22 He was caught dead in the gym.
00:31:25 2026 will be the year of fledge rats.
00:31:28 You probably didn't know that, right?
00:31:30 It's the zone theological year of the fledge.
00:31:34 What?
00:31:35 I lost audio fuck is that?
00:31:38 Know you haven't had on my my share screen.
00:31:41 Yeah, I can't, that's why I haven't been playing anything
00:31:44 up which is point like Gary.
00:31:47 Well can you play.
00:31:50 We're in the jurors dorm in Georgia. Georgia?
00:31:53 I don't fucking know.
00:31:55 Maybe because I want to know nothing about it.
00:31:57 Like last, last week he was in Florida.
00:32:00 I didn't figure it out till Thursday.
00:32:02 Right.
00:32:03 That means you lost?
00:32:06 No. Thursday.
00:32:08 But we didn't watch the show.
00:32:10 I didn't watch until Thursday.
00:32:13 Well, you're a terrible,
00:32:16 terrible, fan.
00:32:19 I'm. I'm actually all these people want,
00:32:22 you know, where in the world is draw.
00:32:26 Yeah, well, let's put it on the fly down in the room.
00:32:32 Are you in the TSA about it
00:32:35 is that explains who tells us story.
00:32:38 Hits a truck like that, clears up where he's been spun to.
00:32:42 Hey, that's, the top of him is the closet that he's in.
00:32:46 Well, tell me, where in the world in Georgia.
00:32:51 Drew. Yo, Georgia.
00:32:55 So let's go to our,
00:32:57 relative anal correspondent.
00:33:06 See which way the needle points here.
00:33:08 Who is more likely to have done anal?
00:33:11 Let's see here. Oh,
00:33:14 it would be the fish.
00:33:18 Yeah.
00:33:18 I don't have a penis or a vagina.
00:33:20 I just have sex with a woman. But to. But,
00:33:24 Brady, did you get a new toy?
00:33:26 I'm pretty sure I'm the only one on the show.
00:33:28 And that has publicly,
00:33:31 verbally stated that I have never put anything in.
00:33:34 And I have never, with a woman, had anything quite.
00:33:37 You remained very silent on the topic.
00:33:41 No, I don't agree.
00:33:42 Even though there's no I, I sometimes a request of prostate exam
00:33:47 and they say, sir, this is secretary said last week you had one last week.
00:33:51 What do you write I it wasn't I, I
00:33:56 do dentist I don't care.
00:33:58 That was a Walmart.
00:34:00 Oh no they're still saying that. Yeah.
00:34:02 Doctors are still saying sir you were here earlier today.
00:34:06 No. Leave the glove off.
00:34:11 The gloves are.
00:34:13 The gloves are off.
00:34:16 Drawer.
00:34:16 Are you in Ohio?
00:34:19 Yeah.
00:34:20 Drawer.
00:34:20 Did you fly it on an airplane in the last 24 hours?
00:34:24 Yeah. No, I hope not.
00:34:26 I hope you flew.
00:34:27 I hope for for Christ's sake, I hope you threw.
00:34:30 Flew in an airplane. I may have, yeah.
00:34:33 Dude, I do not fly on the airplane unless you're Tom cruise.
00:34:38 I think when you're on board, you're getting on an airplane.
00:34:41 No, it's it's,
00:34:43 We didn't say on board.
00:34:44 You said on.
00:34:46 Those are two different.
00:34:47 On board is on board. One word with within.
00:34:51 Okay.
00:34:52 I think the juxtaposition you should be in the plane
00:34:56 as opposed to on the plane,
00:34:59 if those are good choices
00:35:02 and those are the only two choices at all.
00:35:06 She's a stupid son of a bitch.
00:35:10 Where are you at?
00:35:13 Where am I?
00:35:13 You know, I, I when I actually have to text that,
00:35:16 I'll put the preposition in parentheses to let people know that I'm not stupid.
00:35:21 But I still have to talk to you in some way.
00:35:25 Do you prefer I put at which tempo
00:35:28 do you prefer?
00:35:31 Or do you know which tempo is it at?
00:35:35 No. Well,
00:35:37 why don't you just not phrased it in such a clumsy way?
00:35:40 What tempo?
00:35:43 There you go.
00:35:44 Simple
00:35:45 or simplify.
00:35:49 How complicated one of these words
00:35:53 I really need.
00:35:57 I need the times I'm not.
00:36:01 Drew, are you in Illinois?
00:36:05 Incorrect.
00:36:06 Oh, the TV's a clue. You're in Japan.
00:36:09 Be careful. There's a tsunami coming.
00:36:12 It's funny how you,
00:36:14 ask the question earlier.
00:36:15 I did answer it.
00:36:16 And then you proceed to continue without.
00:36:20 Yeah, you ignore the question.
00:36:22 You know, people have a tendency to also be very self-absorbed.
00:36:25 Know Illinois.
00:36:27 You are in or on an airplane.
00:36:32 You're in Ohio? No.
00:36:34 You said you weren't in Ohio.
00:36:35 I said I was not in Ohio.
00:36:37 I never said I was in Ohio.
00:36:38 Are you paying attention?
00:36:40 Wait, no, you're not, you know, higher.
00:36:43 No, I am not in Ohio.
00:36:45 But you've heard of Ohio.
00:36:48 Ohio State, right? Indiana.
00:36:50 That was nice. I try not to.
00:36:53 Are you talking about college sports?
00:37:01 Just whoever's playing Ohio State.
00:37:05 Wait, was that,
00:37:08 you just use a
00:37:09 cough button?
00:37:12 I don't have an off button.
00:37:13 No, I yeah, I have a button here that says cough when I push it.
00:37:17 Do you have a chew button too, or do bad.
00:37:21 Too bad.
00:37:24 Come on, I'm short.
00:37:25 Give me a show.
00:37:26 Dance for me on this show. You're.
00:37:28 You're the show you can't play.
00:37:30 No, this is your show. This is your rant.
00:37:34 Oh, yeah.
00:37:35 Rant about.
00:37:37 Follow me.
00:37:40 Oh, that's because we'd get a lot of clicks.
00:37:42 This is clickbait.
00:37:44 And it a good thing
00:37:46 I don't know.
00:37:47 You know, I don't know, you know, like being anal,
00:37:50 I, I can appreciate it.
00:37:54 So let's do,
00:37:59 No, we can't do that.
00:38:00 We gotta wait for Bumble.
00:38:00 Oh, what are you are you, Do you think you're more attentive
00:38:05 or a new word that I just learned this week?
00:38:07 Anal explosive.
00:38:10 Oh, I'm anal explosive.
00:38:13 I'll poop it all out right up front.
00:38:16 You know, these are, character traits, not physical acts.
00:38:20 I know it's the Freudian connection.
00:38:22 I know I explained it.
00:38:23 It's the top of the hour.
00:38:26 They're described in six words, and I am five of them.
00:38:29 So I am both anal retentive and anal explosive.
00:38:32 What do I do? Wow.
00:38:37 Messy.
00:38:38 Come on, hermit.
00:38:41 Actually, I'm
00:38:42 tired of people and all their crap, but the only the only actual alternative
00:38:48 is to to seek isolation and,
00:38:52 leave society.
00:38:56 That sounds.
00:38:56 And that would be.
00:38:58 That would be
00:38:59 or. Yeah, like an inconvenient.
00:39:03 But. So you're a know it all.
00:39:04 You're definitely anal as you go through life, do you find that you absorb
00:39:08 more knowledge or that you think you share and spread more knowledge?
00:39:12 Oh, I'm actually shedding knowledge.
00:39:15 I don't think anybody's gaining it.
00:39:17 I'm just losing it. So your anal explosive?
00:39:20 Yeah. Like.
00:39:20 Yeah.
00:39:22 Yeah.
00:39:24 What if I actually take.
00:39:26 I mean, you're shedding it, not gaining it.
00:39:28 You don't learn anything new.
00:39:29 You already know everything, and you're just losing it.
00:39:33 Typically not by choice.
00:39:35 This is, I'm losing it.
00:39:37 Like, I'm losing my hair.
00:39:39 May I suggest that you're surrounding yourself with the wrong people?
00:39:43 Are you? May.
00:39:45 You're one of those people, though.
00:39:47 But you know what?
00:39:48 You already admitted you're not going to accept my knowledge, so you'll just
00:39:52 anyway.
00:39:53 Right?
00:39:54 Right? Right.
00:39:57 Now I know what what information I need from you.
00:40:00 Like, I still I'm still trying to get out of you.
00:40:03 What app?
00:40:03 I need, to put on my phone to get my trail cam pictures.
00:40:08 But you asked me to get you the, the mic, the manufacturer, and it's like,
00:40:14 a six letter non acronym,
00:40:17 like, it's an 8KBF
00:40:21 for getting camera like I've never heard of.
00:40:25 Did you give me those letters?
00:40:26 Because I don't recall. No.
00:40:28 No, because I can't remember them and I keep forgetting to.
00:40:33 Do you know how many.
00:40:33 Oh do you know how many open tickets I have of that, that respect where people
00:40:37 I mean am I am I to spend my life following up and finding you
00:40:40 and saying, I'm sorry that this has been left undone.
00:40:43 It's my fault.
00:40:46 It is your fault.
00:40:47 You're talking to a fucking fish.
00:40:49 What do you what what is this?
00:40:50 I know, I know,
00:40:53 but but this is the kind of stuff I get from my fish.
00:40:58 No. My trip, it's
00:40:59 still open because I can't remember
00:41:03 the goddamn letters that are the manufacturer name.
00:41:07 Say it with me and let me.
00:41:09 And I mean an any and at all
00:41:13 how you're doing that.
00:41:15 That's pretty good. Purring round.
00:41:17 You're not alone.
00:41:19 You're doing that with your finger against.
00:41:21 Are you in Crystal mountain, Michigan?
00:41:24 No, no.
00:41:26 Are you underwater?
00:41:29 No. Oh. All right.
00:41:30 Are you are you are you near seaweed?
00:41:34 No, no, I don't think there's
00:41:38 seaweed.
00:41:39 Are you back in Florida in these waters?
00:41:42 I thought I thought the fish said that already.
00:41:46 You must have been ignored.
00:41:47 But we're in Florida.
00:41:50 But it's a nice, nice callback to the topic.
00:41:54 But where is, a term for what I am hanging?
00:41:58 But where now?
00:42:01 You got the moment.
00:42:02 I know at the moment.
00:42:04 What? Where?
00:42:07 You. Mutant!
00:42:12 I'm going home.
00:42:14 I can't believe it.
00:42:15 He he. Oh, shit. I'm stuck.
00:42:18 I'm hanging on by, like one of those little dingleberry things.
00:42:21 Hang on.
00:42:23 It was it called hemorrhoids?
00:42:26 There we go.
00:42:30 All right.
00:42:30 Give you there is new toy.
00:42:32 All right.
00:42:34 Well.
00:42:35 But video.
00:42:36 So you're back in Orlando.
00:42:40 No, no,
00:42:42 Miami.
00:42:44 Wait. Back in Orlando, you weren't.
00:42:46 You were in originally in Orlando.
00:42:48 You were near.
00:42:49 I was in the Orlando area.
00:42:52 Tampa Bay.
00:42:55 Correct.
00:42:56 Yeah, I, I win.
00:42:59 This is my first win.
00:43:00 That was draw.
00:43:01 And he's right as you do.
00:43:04 You freak out the club because they did say hello.
00:43:09 Did you rage quit win.
00:43:11 The answer is that to go
00:43:15 where in the world is the draw?
00:43:18 Drew? Yo, Georgia,
00:43:22 I fucking hear that was my walk off.
00:43:25 Where did Gary go?
00:43:27 I walked up,
00:43:29 oh, weird.
00:43:31 With a.
00:43:33 I'll be right back.
00:43:34 I have to go find a new jabber. Okay. Yeah.
00:43:41 Oops.
00:43:42 Too bad.
00:43:49 You know,
00:43:52 so we can play,
00:43:55 one of our new favorite games.
00:43:58 I hope so.
00:44:01 Where's the.
00:44:03 Where's the dinghy? Do.
00:44:07 Where's the boat?
00:44:08 I I'm not sure which one you're referring.
00:44:10 This is the side where the sun don't go.
00:44:15 Try to relax.
00:44:16 Let's see. Whoa!
00:44:19 Yes! What's up there in your headphones?
00:44:28 You look.
00:44:30 Should I at the studio? But I'd rather.
00:44:32 Yeah.
00:44:37 Nice.
00:44:37 What is it, baby?
00:44:41 Oh, it's clearly the,
00:44:43 spaceship from two 2001 A Space Odyssey.
00:44:47 Right?
00:44:50 Or Star Trek?
00:44:51 Yeah. No, it's definitely Star Wars.
00:44:53 Looks like that Star Wars ship.
00:44:57 No car is no star warship.
00:44:59 That looks like three tampons.
00:45:01 Oh, wait. Is it?
00:45:02 It wasn't Star Wars, wasn't it?
00:45:05 No. Yeah, yeah.
00:45:05 Three. 203 tampons.
00:45:07 No, two tampons and a microphone.
00:45:11 No. Where's where's the dipshit at?
00:45:15 Where, what who which I like the way Brady's
00:45:19 formulating his sentences to avoid ending in a preposition.
00:45:25 I didn't hear him do that at all.
00:45:27 Of which sentence are you referring to?
00:45:30 That one.
00:45:31 That wasn't a sentence, asshole.
00:45:32 That was a prepositional phrase. You have been busted.
00:45:34 You are demoted.
00:45:36 You are not the grammar police.
00:45:37 You are now in jail
00:45:40 and and your local rock.
00:45:45 They go back to before.
00:45:48 And I have a dream for you.
00:45:50 Not do.
00:45:53 Hey. All right.
00:45:55 What's what's what's this?
00:45:56 Oh, if you're this one watching at home, feel free to guess in the comment.
00:46:01 Yeah, this this is what.
00:46:04 Oh I wouldn't go ooh. What?
00:46:06 Oh yeah.
00:46:07 Love you I would have no I've got this one weeks.
00:46:10 It's a toy. My my mom,
00:46:15 my Sharona.
00:46:16 Yeah.
00:46:16 Dude, I'm telling you, it's this ship.
00:46:21 Oh, wait, there's no Battlestar Galactica.
00:46:26 Battlestar Galactica?
00:46:27 Yeah, it could be that.
00:46:30 Oh, it doesn't look like the enterprise.
00:46:33 It's got the shuttle.
00:46:35 Does anybody else worry about Ryan when he hasn't come at this 45 minutes out?
00:46:38 I do. Yeah, I do.
00:46:41 Is it already five minutes is.
00:46:43 How long was my monologue?
00:46:45 He's five minutes.
00:46:47 Oh okay.
00:46:49 Oh so new record.
00:46:52 Well so this is
00:46:54 as we learned before, this is a, vibrator.
00:46:57 Yeah. Vibrating dildo.
00:46:59 No, it isn't.
00:47:01 He said those are two batteries.
00:47:03 Why is it.
00:47:04 Oh, stomach.
00:47:08 It's it's a green dildo.
00:47:11 Love that green buildup.
00:47:14 I really hope you have one with a fish.
00:47:17 All right. Yeah.
00:47:19 So we'll go to the next one.
00:47:20 This one's going to be pretty easy. I don't want to.
00:47:24 I don't want to let you guys assume.
00:47:27 No no, no, you don't know when you're playing this game.
00:47:29 You don't want to assume because it makes an ass out of the ass hole.
00:47:34 That's all there is.
00:47:35 Oh, fake. That's fake.
00:47:39 But that's. Let's play anyway. I don't want to ruin it.
00:47:41 I do love Jesus.
00:47:44 See, the reason why I think that's obviously
00:47:46 you would have obviously joke that, you know, that
00:47:49 I pulled that one over there for a joke because I did want to play that.
00:47:52 I do love Jesus drop.
00:47:54 So, we'll move on to the actual one, which is going to be this one.
00:47:58 See, now, that's the right way.
00:48:03 That is a right.
00:48:06 But what's in that?
00:48:14 Red solo cup.
00:48:18 Incorrect.
00:48:18 But close. Very close.
00:48:21 Like a thermos.
00:48:23 Well. So.
00:48:25 No, but close, sir, in material.
00:48:28 But you were correct in the second one.
00:48:31 So this is a a metal cup.
00:48:35 Metal cup, obviously.
00:48:36 Like, obviously like something else might,
00:48:38 might collapse tin cup, but, yeah, you get stuck here.
00:48:42 That's Kevin Costner's ex, right?
00:48:44 That's where the, the that's where the inspiration for the movie
00:48:47 came from.
00:48:51 Oh, thank God
00:48:54 jaws clues are irritating and gives zero information.
00:48:57 Well, yeah, I like that.
00:48:59 That's the best part.
00:49:01 Pretty sure that's my fault.
00:49:02 This is one good clue, and I'll guess it correctly, because I'm pretty good.
00:49:05 Okay? Pretty okay.
00:49:07 I don't know exactly what you're pretty. Okay.
00:49:09 Like it's pretty okay.
00:49:10 It's pretty okay, brother.
00:49:12 There's a large bay here.
00:49:13 I did that before. I already did that.
00:49:17 All right, here's this one
00:49:19 that looks like it's a battery.
00:49:23 So it's a delta.
00:49:25 The secondary hole on top is what gives it away.
00:49:29 I know what that is.
00:49:30 Not the secondary hole, but the tube going through
00:49:33 where the top go though did is the top up.
00:49:36 They were farther.
00:49:36 They maybe.
00:49:38 What do you assume it's a her?
00:49:41 Yeah, it's a dude.
00:49:42 Because of the cavity space.
00:49:45 The pillow.
00:49:46 Oh yeah, I don't know. I don't know science.
00:49:48 I thought it had to identify as no science.
00:49:53 I've never met science.
00:49:55 That's why I believe in science.
00:49:57 What is it?
00:49:58 If you've never met science, that's faith.
00:50:01 What is it?
00:50:05 Brady said he knew.
00:50:07 You know, I know what it is you want me to say.
00:50:08 What am I supposed to spell? I don't know,
00:50:11 does it?
00:50:12 Knows somebody?
00:50:13 Game coil. The game.
00:50:16 Just playing the game.
00:50:17 Well, spoil the game.
00:50:20 Yes. There for other people on those lines.
00:50:23 As somebody who wins at everything, yes, it spoils it
00:50:27 for all the other people for periods.
00:50:30 I've ruined everything.
00:50:33 Who's winning anyway?
00:50:34 I think,
00:50:36 I think eat my wife. Who gives a shit?
00:50:38 Beat your wife.
00:50:39 I do okay that we split on the season.
00:50:43 It's not like if we,
00:50:46 you know, it was a back and forth kind of relationship.
00:50:50 Yeah.
00:50:50 You'll probably face again in the in the playoffs.
00:50:53 I know because she's good and I'm, I don't give a
00:50:56 damn.
00:50:58 Don't make saying that I couldn't care less.
00:51:02 Oh you kidding me? I could care less.
00:51:04 If you can't care any less, that means you care more than me.
00:51:07 Well, you can't care at all if you don't give a shit.
00:51:12 Oh, well,
00:51:14 if you don't give a shit, then you're definitely anal.
00:51:17 Yeah. Oh.
00:51:20 Retentive. Retentive? Yeah.
00:51:21 The word I was trying to add is a long, dramatic.
00:51:27 I really want to make it
00:51:29 anal retentive, but every source I followed
00:51:33 never made it into an adverb so anal retentive.
00:51:38 Lolly, lolly, lolly
00:51:42 dolly. Lolly lolly.
00:51:43 Get your adverbs here.
00:51:45 Use that rhyme.
00:51:46 Comment.
00:51:47 The, just like he's like ten minutes late.
00:51:50 He's chatting away, pretending like he answered.
00:51:52 Not sure if you can see it, but there's a time stamp right next to his name.
00:51:55 This is 1051.
00:51:56 That's how I do time. That's 50.
00:51:58 I don't know if you want minutes after there's a delay, motherfucker.
00:52:01 10 p.m. eastern.
00:52:02 There is a delay.
00:52:04 Oh, there's a delay on top of the
00:52:07 plus.
00:52:08 You appear from his workstation. What?
00:52:10 He thinks it's something to tell us and type it in.
00:52:14 And then there's another.
00:52:15 What is it? Do you want to speed the show up?
00:52:17 And we should do.
00:52:18 What is it we should be slowing it down.
00:52:20 It's some kind of an error it can build up.
00:52:24 Show me everything right now.
00:52:25 Bored people get bored.
00:52:27 Move it. You YouTube. Lots of short.
00:52:30 You know those refillable lighters?
00:52:32 I don't know what to say. What I hear.
00:52:35 Oh, is that.
00:52:37 Yeah, right.
00:52:38 It's some kind of like one of the, the top is is gone a little.
00:52:41 I an air fucking knock on it.
00:52:44 It looks like an aerosol can.
00:52:45 Do we have an answer type? Yeah. You're correct.
00:52:48 Some type of aerosol can knock going that hairspray type deal.
00:52:52 Human.
00:52:53 My grandmother on my move.
00:52:55 Just in case.
00:52:56 I used Aqua net bricks up in their hairspray.
00:52:59 In her.
00:53:00 Her hair was like a shell, like a helmet,
00:53:05 a shelmet, a shelmet.
00:53:06 No no no,
00:53:08 I wind it up there. I go in here.
00:53:10 Speaking of comments
00:53:13 by saying shirtless Joe said Britain's Got Talent
00:53:16 because I thought I was the friggin talent on this show, though.
00:53:20 Yeah, you just ruined it. That's.
00:53:22 Let's not pull it that thread, shall we?
00:53:24 Period. To.
00:53:27 Are you guys ready for the last one?
00:53:30 The grand finale?
00:53:34 Wham-O, that is.
00:53:37 It's a Frisbee.
00:53:38 That was his clue. He said. Whammo!
00:53:40 You said tuning fork.
00:53:42 You had tuning fork in the holster before the picture even came out in the holster.
00:53:47 Yeah, that's what I call my brain pouch.
00:53:49 What do you call it?
00:53:51 I did not, I saw the same.
00:53:52 I saw the shape and I thought, tuning fork
00:53:56 sure doesn't have a brain pouch.
00:53:59 Where do you put these orange tongs?
00:54:01 Those are tongs.
00:54:03 No. Those are.
00:54:04 No. No, sir.
00:54:06 That's. Oh, that's a flask.
00:54:09 Yeah. No, sir.
00:54:11 It's a beaker.
00:54:14 It's a 17 inch
00:54:16 replica of the Empire State Building.
00:54:20 The 17 that you.
00:54:23 That is the Eiffel Tower.
00:54:26 A trinket, a souvenir.
00:54:31 That is.
00:54:32 Now I'm going back with the Beaker flask.
00:54:34 It definitely has a little twisted metal handle hook on it.
00:54:40 And obviously the measuring flask we have on the in the comments.
00:54:44 I'm going to guess a baby bottle brush
00:54:46 going into a bottle of Vicks cough sirup.
00:54:50 He had that pretty fast.
00:54:52 Are you sure there's a delay?
00:54:54 It sounds like pretty fast.
00:54:55 Yeah, I pretty fast right in his brain pouch.
00:54:58 Wham-O in the holster. Salt shaker.
00:55:00 Oh. Shake it, I guess I was.
00:55:02 Yeah, yeah, that is the salt shaker.
00:55:05 Salt shaker? Yes.
00:55:07 Then.
00:55:08 But why is there a why is there a brush in it like you see the handle, right.
00:55:13 That's not part of the I don't know. There is.
00:55:15 So we have a wishbone that I'm unaware of.
00:55:17 There is like half
00:55:19 of what's in your butt.
00:55:23 Do you have anything in your tie other than the end?
00:55:27 A tie in the end?
00:55:28 Do the puns are just fucking hit me in the face like
00:55:31 LG hahahahahahahaha.
00:55:35 Oh, we.
00:55:40 Well, that was a fun night
00:55:41 where the sun don't go.
00:55:45 Try to relax.
00:55:46 Let's see. Whoa!
00:55:49 Yeah!
00:55:52 Look, I'm still far behind.
00:55:53 I'm still sharing the show.
00:55:56 Sharing the show is not easy to even share.
00:55:58 Sharing.
00:56:00 Yeah.
00:56:03 You should, you should.
00:56:04 You should see Sharon Osborne's daughter. Oh, wait.
00:56:07 We did. Yeah,
00:56:09 I don't know.
00:56:09 Did it get you to that rewatch that I did?
00:56:13 Did you, did you, did you? No,
00:56:17 no, I was listening,
00:56:19 and, I, I was just counting on your description.
00:56:25 You want to,
00:56:27 get into some religious shit?
00:56:29 Yes, I do this quarter at 123 pounds with safety glasses
00:56:33 and a will to not just no question, but also for the kids and
00:56:38 the kids wise beyond years.
00:56:40 What my mom did,
00:56:43 what?
00:56:47 Hi, guys.
00:56:47 Could kids send a video message to a kid?
00:56:50 He's crying.
00:56:51 He misses us.
00:56:53 Yeah, it was short and poor guy.
00:56:58 I've heard some some rumors that I have a mullet.
00:57:01 It's not a mullet, I promise. I'm.
00:57:03 I'm sorry. So. Yeah. Let's get your shit.
00:57:06 I don't want it. Wait.
00:57:09 So this,
00:57:11 Where did this occur?
00:57:14 Earth.
00:57:16 So always a safe bet.
00:57:17 This occurred in Tampa, Florida.
00:57:19 Interesting. Must.
00:57:20 Must have been. Wow.
00:57:21 Yeah.
00:57:22 Wait, what's happened in the the local area here?
00:57:27 This is, like, slightly funny.
00:57:28 Slash. Not funny. I don't know, you decide.
00:57:32 It's funny.
00:57:32 You can say I'm going to turned frightening
00:57:35 when a group of men shouted slurs and mocked their religion.
00:57:38 Now campus police are working to identify the men who were involved.
00:57:42 And we do want to warn you, some of the language in this story is disturbing.
00:57:46 News.
00:57:47 Channel Eight's George McArthur is live at USF tonight.
00:57:49 Georgia.
00:57:51 They said George MacArthur, right?
00:57:53 Yeah.
00:57:54 It doesn't look like it was a planned anti-Muslim attack.
00:57:58 He's awful shiny, though.
00:57:59 He came all the way to the top of this park. He was right there.
00:58:02 No racial slurs at them, but they streamed it online.
00:58:07 Here we go. Shit.
00:58:08 This motherfucker. Is that or not?
00:58:11 Or shall I go on? Fagot, fagot
00:58:14 go fagot jabber fagot fagot profanity.
00:58:17 They said the same thing.
00:58:18 There appear to have been so recreating Islamic traditional attire
00:58:22 when they harassed the group of students created this mock.
00:58:26 Why is it always her ass of our religion, of our,
00:58:31 traditions?
00:58:32 They take Tampa off the screen, back.
00:58:34 And whenever you are God man, you repent, treating it as if it was I.
00:58:38 It's in our opinion, we just repent from eating pagan, that's all.
00:58:43 But for them, they taunted us with it.
00:58:46 They mocked us with it.
00:58:47 Saget con says they held cameras to their face.
00:58:50 Or you got stupid ideas about their religion.
00:58:54 Their.
00:58:54 Yeah, but they're yelling at their stupid ideas with other stupid ideas.
00:58:58 There's the there's the personal level where they where,
00:59:02 you can't you fuck you.
00:59:04 The dogma with them just you're going
00:59:07 to be ridiculed to a country that I've never been to.
00:59:10 You know, you guys don't have any bombs on the group responsible who identifies
00:59:16 you. You know what?
00:59:17 I don't care if you're Muslim or not. That's a valid question at any time.
00:59:20 In a statement to eight on your side, they insist.
00:59:23 Well, this is a little bit better video of some of the hate hate
00:59:27 hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
00:59:28 Yeah, they were totally hating on him for no reason.
00:59:30 Who does it but sound no reason?
00:59:35 But do it.
00:59:37 It's really good.
00:59:38 Oh, God.
00:59:40 Making anybody.
00:59:43 Bacon for the selfie. Mom.
00:59:45 You could eat, make, and so on.
00:59:47 You can eat bacon whenever you want.
00:59:49 God commands you. Repent.
00:59:51 Mohammed is a pedophile.
00:59:52 You're praying to a man who's burning in hell.
00:59:55 He married a nine year old girl.
00:59:57 And you're going to Mohammed?
00:59:58 Yeah, but he waited like two years before he had sex or so
01:00:02 on the grave for Muhammad.
01:00:04 I spit it out.
01:00:07 So this is disrespectful and they deserve to get punched in the face.
01:00:10 But I support their right to say it.
01:00:12 You need repent.
01:00:13 You need to get saved and set free.
01:00:15 Jesus Christ is coming soon.
01:00:17 Take that towel off of your head.
01:00:19 Take that towel head Peter up in your.
01:00:24 Head. Oh go on.
01:00:25 Go, go. Oh!
01:00:31 Hell no!
01:00:36 I like you all.
01:00:38 You did have one.
01:00:40 Oh, you.
01:00:42 Everyone, what are you doing?
01:00:44 What are you. What are you.
01:00:45 You walk in here.
01:00:47 Go right into the devil.
01:00:48 This is like a pet, right? It is a free speech.
01:00:51 Oh, you're not my brother. This is you.
01:00:54 Go back to your car.
01:00:55 This is all your
01:00:57 before I'm on a plane, you guys, are you like you guys?
01:01:01 How many plugs on it? Oh, yeah.
01:01:04 Many bombs on your
01:01:06 comments, right?
01:01:07 Or physically and or interfere with the students.
01:01:09 And they say they were exercising their First Amendment rights.
01:01:13 They were.
01:01:14 It's stupid. Right?
01:01:16 It's a stupid way to do it.
01:01:18 But you John, do you know why the First Amendment exists?
01:01:22 It's not to protect popular happy speech.
01:01:25 It's to protect this nonsense. Them? Yeah.
01:01:28 Condemned the acts.
01:01:29 Obviously, we know those actions are not representative of the faith itself.
01:01:34 Yeah.
01:01:35 Oh, my God, everyone was wrong.
01:01:38 Everyone was absolutely wrong.
01:01:41 So, issuing a statement, they say they do both sides harassment,
01:01:44 discrimination or hateful experience based on religion.
01:01:48 And they want there are no good guys.
01:01:49 You feel safe Keith George he also mentioned the campus police.
01:01:53 George, to identify these men that we saw on the video there. Will
01:01:57 they be facing charges when they're found and if so, what kind of charges?
01:02:00 What kind of charges? With that?
01:02:02 Hey, that hate hate hate hate hate say they are still working on
01:02:05 six charges of hate. Hate speech.
01:02:07 They trespass those men so they won't be allowed on campus again and will refer.
01:02:12 I'm going to come on dude.
01:02:14 Trump come on. It's not that's that's insensitive.
01:02:16 So I don't think there could be charges because they're they're arguing
01:02:22 their religion.
01:02:23 They're not just disturbing that for no reason.
01:02:25 They're disturbing it on the grounds of a religious standpoint, which this can
01:02:29 the state get involved in that
01:02:31 they didn't physically on the people they do is kind of sure.
01:02:35 It's almost like the Muslim people are they're having like a protest.
01:02:39 And then this group came in and like, yeah, that's the protest, right?
01:02:42 That's my question is where was it?
01:02:44 It looked like it was on a rooftop to somebody on that rooftop,
01:02:47 because that was at a school. That's what they said.
01:02:49 They said they're going to issue a trespassing. If they find yeah.
01:02:52 Then they're like, if I go about anything, I'm not blocked off.
01:02:55 You're you're allowed to say stuff on the sidewalk.
01:02:58 I think that's weird because I think they have to, like,
01:02:59 come here and find these people.
01:03:00 But I mean, are they allowed to pray in at in this parking garage?
01:03:05 I feel like the, you know, when they're like a grass area
01:03:07 and that they can do this, I'm pretty sure it's up to the landowner,
01:03:13 plantation owner, if you will
01:03:15 move slaveholder, whatever you want to call them.
01:03:18 If you own property you go to, you can't even stop people from saying stuff.
01:03:22 They still have a right to stay stuff on your property.
01:03:24 You only have a right to ask them now to leave
01:03:28 what is always lost.
01:03:29 And I point out, but I love how these stupid local news
01:03:31 reporters have to go to the scene.
01:03:34 And if this isn't the actual scene, she went to a similar rooftop
01:03:37 parking garage.
01:03:38 To do this as If Anyone Cares was like, oh, this is exactly where it happened.
01:03:42 Like, look, this is the parking spot area.
01:03:44 Look, that's a category where they're actually standing.
01:03:46 Reported that from the studio, right.
01:03:49 But then it would have been just like the parking would have been like, oh, show.
01:03:53 And then, you know, say people wouldn't watch.
01:03:56 I mean, they could just get
01:03:57 live shots and then come back and go, look, here it is.
01:04:00 We don't need a reporter standing there.
01:04:02 Well, it looks awfully green and some reflect.
01:04:05 There's some green reflection on her hair, so maybe she is in a
01:04:08 in a green screen now and they're just like, you know what?
01:04:09 We can save money.
01:04:10 In fact, she's not even probably real.
01:04:14 Oh, yeah. Good point.
01:04:15 We will.
01:04:15 We will be
01:04:17 like six bucks or.
01:04:22 Okay, enough.
01:04:24 That being I'm doing everything in my power not to hit the chirp.
01:04:29 Oh, what
01:04:31 what?
01:04:35 Or here's another idea that's going to be very controversial.
01:04:38 You could shut the fuck up.
01:04:41 All right. Again. Now which order?
01:04:42 Which order are we playing this. You want to just come up?
01:04:47 Oh, you want me to tell you
01:04:49 I have,
01:04:51 we can't do sandwiches. We have Sabina.
01:04:53 We have everything. We should get going.
01:04:55 Right. Okay.
01:04:56 The only way we're going to get through all the subpoenas is if we play all three
01:05:00 simultaneously at double speed.
01:05:05 Oh, it's not playing at all.
01:05:06 Perfect. Right? Right. What's next?
01:05:09 Next.
01:05:10 I want to see, like, the video game.
01:05:14 Was it a video game?
01:05:17 What? The video game.
01:05:18 I which order
01:05:21 video six and then the order.
01:05:22 They're uploaded verbatim
01:05:26 to our Brady wife.
01:05:30 Okay,
01:05:32 that's the same order out.
01:05:32 All right. So fuck. Marry.
01:05:33 Kill Gary Jr.
01:05:36 Brady Wolf.
01:05:37 Oh, you draw Mary Brady.
01:05:44 Fuck your wife. Yep.
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01:05:55 This is so good.
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01:06:03 What?
01:06:04 Blackjack. Let's go.
01:06:05 Careful, professor. I'm bringing buckets.
01:06:07 Mike, check. Let's go.
01:06:08 Careful, professor. I'll bring in buckets.
01:06:10 I want you get the floor.
01:06:12 Russell floored you, not Mike. Check, kid.
01:06:14 Better keep up. Professor.
01:06:15 Here.
01:06:15 That it's you hitting concrete brick by special
01:06:20 time to this outside.
01:06:22 Oh. That's awesome.
01:06:24 Well, bring it on.
01:06:25 We get everyone.
01:06:29 Oh. Spoiler alert.
01:06:33 We don't know if Gary of them.
01:06:35 Yeah,
01:06:37 I thought Adam ruins everything.
01:06:39 I can't wait to get this game. What?
01:06:40 What I know, Mike, check.
01:06:42 Brady. Let's turn this garage into an arena. Professor. You're that.
01:06:45 It's you hitting concrete this second.
01:06:47 Where the fuck is my shirt, sir?
01:06:49 Let's keep it in.
01:06:50 Know it's the 80s.
01:06:53 So 80s metal band, group shirt.
01:06:57 And when it's super corny, clear jeans and have a dark good night finish.
01:07:02 Wait. No carry with podcast preserved.
01:07:04 That's a wrap.
01:07:07 I told the Metallica shirt once, and it did Metallica shirt,
01:07:10 and then it wouldn't let me do it ever again.
01:07:12 After that, it learned it was like, wait, hold on.
01:07:15 Yeah. It was like, what did we do here?
01:07:18 You need to unlock the developer version of or sauna sniffer.
01:07:23 What is it? Whatever. Whatever.
01:07:26 So Gary's progressing to the final boss,
01:07:29 you know, apparently.
01:07:34 Oh, I should have had this queued up.
01:07:36 Now I have to click my page here.
01:07:38 Right click your cursor.
01:07:40 Like your page here, I got it.
01:07:41 I clicked my page here.
01:07:44 Okay.
01:07:44 Creature pager fight.
01:07:47 Oh, dude.
01:07:48 Perfect, right.
01:07:49 You nailed it.
01:07:50 Quick check.
01:07:50 I watch the uppercuts coming up.
01:07:53 I think I'm super good.
01:07:54 Got this big flowing sugar.
01:07:57 Yeah. Keep your nerd show down, Gary.
01:07:59 Not a just.
01:08:06 With my drop insert coin to.
01:08:09 Yeah, that was it. Could continue that.
01:08:12 I wish I could continue that but it's where what's where it kind of.
01:08:16 That's going to be a shame.
01:08:18 Yeah.
01:08:25 Everyone's I don't know who my food.
01:08:30 Whoever else.
01:08:31 I have a dog on my face.
01:08:33 I try not to, pay attention to that kind of bestiality
01:08:38 as a dog, I'm afraid people say I should not just look the other way,
01:08:42 but I'm just a little fish with the fucking idea.
01:08:45 All right, you guys, you guys remember,
01:08:50 Well, I don't know if this this
01:08:52 is very racial, so I don't know if this is a more of a rumble segment.
01:08:55 Are we allowed?
01:08:56 Is our other people allowed to say the N-word?
01:09:00 We're not on Rumble yet.
01:09:02 On you on YouTube.
01:09:03 I heard you say this.
01:09:05 A rumble segment, so I must stop you. Rumble. Exclusive.
01:09:07 No. Is it are we allowed to say say what?
01:09:10 With the N-word?
01:09:13 I mean, no us, but, like a clip.
01:09:15 A news clip.
01:09:18 There's audio of it with the area.
01:09:23 You could try, but we should probably.
01:09:26 Well, yeah, probably.
01:09:29 I've got some other YouTube questions like that.
01:09:31 Black in the stuff after.
01:09:32 I want to, like, content creators, where they got to.
01:09:37 I don't know why I take the black play button,
01:09:40 and it's like issue by by YouTube.
01:09:44 I want one back here, but I haven't earned one.
01:09:48 Like they haven't sent me one.
01:09:49 But can't I just make my own?
01:09:52 Yes you can, you can forge it.
01:09:54 Yeah. That's that's what I want.
01:09:57 That's because you could forge it.
01:09:58 But then you corporate you can fake.
01:10:01 And then it's also made up for forgery.
01:10:03 You make me so, forged forgery.
01:10:06 Okay.
01:10:07 Oh, well, you got a plan, then,
01:10:10 right? Yeah, but you do.
01:10:11 You gotta preorder your video game
01:10:14 for Christmas. The.
01:10:18 There's limited quantity.
01:10:20 Yeah.
01:10:21 There's zero. There's zero available.
01:10:23 Very limited
01:10:25 for no, no available consoles.
01:10:27 Like there's there's no system that that is designed for.
01:10:31 The dog knows the type.
01:10:33 I mean it would I don't know if you saw the cartridge there.
01:10:35 It doesn't fit any consoles, but it's we have a cartridge, right.
01:10:40 Yeah. It's just a cartridge.
01:10:42 You can plug it in a you could pick.
01:10:46 He's got a stick there.
01:10:47 That's one. There's another topic is anal.
01:10:50 There's like the front, front back end on the front back.
01:10:53 And there's different like shots of you should
01:10:57 you should take that stick.
01:11:00 Yeah. That one. Yeah.
01:11:01 We have a cartridge available, but it just doesn't fit any consoles.
01:11:05 Yeah, it's a working game.
01:11:08 Is that a console available that will let you slide that in? It?
01:11:13 That's, It's one of those things where the entire game is encompassed.
01:11:16 We just made it look like a cartridge for retro.
01:11:19 All you got to do is plug that in
01:11:22 for that.
01:11:23 Anything, plug it into your HDMI.
01:11:26 Oh, okay.
01:11:28 Great.
01:11:31 That cup is actually available
01:11:33 at our store for just a few more days.
01:11:36 We have a store? Yeah. Then the store will be closed.
01:11:38 So if you want merchandise, you better get it before Christmas.
01:11:42 Right.
01:11:43 Get it for you.
01:11:44 I didn't know what the fuck is this
01:11:47 store closes.
01:11:47 Yeah, okay.
01:11:49 And then also, I think suffers.
01:11:52 Your your loved ones will open the presents and go.
01:11:54 What the fuck is this?
01:11:56 What is inside?
01:11:57 You'll be like, check it out.
01:11:59 Yeah, but then they would maybe, you know, check it out.
01:12:02 Exactly. No, they wouldn't know. I'm sorry.
01:12:04 Not it.
01:12:06 End up in a, Salvation Army and then some random,
01:12:10 person would then then become hopefully
01:12:12 a watcher. You.
01:12:19 Do you hear about the,
01:12:21 outlandish stuff that, went on and is that zehnder's?
01:12:26 Do you hear about the hot news down in Zehnder's?
01:12:28 I don't think anybody knows what Zehnder's is.
01:12:31 Bagels,
01:12:33 bagel,
01:12:35 The gold medal is a chicken place in Frankenmuth.
01:12:39 And damn.
01:12:40 Really? Zehnder's. You got to like, you
01:12:45 know,
01:12:46 translate the German, you German son of a bitch.
01:12:50 No, no.
01:12:53 You try to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
01:12:58 You killed my chickens.
01:13:02 They don't kill the chickens.
01:13:03 They just cook them after they go. But, Yeah.
01:13:05 So apparently there was a fiasco down in, Or up in Franklin.
01:13:10 Is it up north?
01:13:11 Oh, God. It.
01:13:12 Why does it always mute it?
01:13:15 That's a safety feature in your browser.
01:13:17 You can go into the serious charges accused
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01:13:27 while sitting in a hot tub at the water park, prosecutors revealed.
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01:13:52 To go
01:13:53 see what's in your pants and I don't to you
01:13:57 if I come up right house
01:14:01 got on. You.
01:14:07 Go tell them no.
01:14:11 Don't know unless.
01:14:17 Oh, geez.
01:14:19 Pray to your stupid.
01:14:22 He's a,
01:14:28 Well, it does seem like you're.
01:14:30 Get the judge. Bless you.
01:14:32 God bless you. Bless you.
01:14:34 What does that even mean? You're so good looking.
01:14:37 Too confusing.
01:14:39 Brady, you're getting it.
01:14:40 Seems like you're getting the gist of my sarcastic mash ups,
01:14:43 because you got an Eddie Murphy one and a huge one.
01:14:49 Blessed
01:14:51 pants
01:14:52 and two
01:14:54 balls that my mouth in your head
01:14:58 every.
01:15:04 What the dog doing?
01:15:27 You. Got three.
01:15:50 My. Real one.
01:15:57 Open for a second.
01:16:00 But I'm hoping you come up
01:16:04 and get some freedom.
01:16:06 And you want to stop the street.
01:16:10 Put a fish in your butt
01:16:12 and do what?
01:16:17 Was good.
01:16:21 For you. But.
01:16:31 With. I.
01:16:42 Your buttons.
01:16:43 It's in you.
01:16:48 But you come both.
01:16:50 But that's what I want. You in the box.
01:16:53 Somebody come
01:16:55 in the.
01:16:59 What?
01:16:59 I want you to
01:17:02 bring it
01:17:05 to the.
01:17:07 You come.
01:17:14 And I bend in the chair every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
01:17:17 Yeah.
01:17:18 Maybe more I do it, I better be myself.
01:17:20 Please. Up. Tick.
01:17:22 You got, up.
01:17:27 Been a while since we've actually had some real chicken attacks,
01:17:31 right?
01:17:31 That I bullshit.
01:17:35 And now we have two.
01:17:37 Then you have your chicken here.
01:17:40 My dad and my dad.
01:17:45 Cannot
01:17:46 stop running, but wearing nothing but chicken.
01:17:49 In fact, from now on, you're okay.
01:17:52 Stop running. Are you all right?
01:17:55 That.
01:17:55 I was kicking it like this, kicking it off repeatedly.
01:17:57 And this animal just kept charging
01:18:00 almost even to stop running.
01:18:03 Stop running animal. This vicious animal.
01:18:06 You're okay.
01:18:08 Stop running.
01:18:09 Oh, good. The dogs back.
01:18:11 Fine.
01:18:12 Yeah.
01:18:15 The blood gushing out, and then we have,
01:18:20 A US student
01:18:21 who took four chickens after breaking into a slaughterhouse
01:18:24 has now been sentenced to 90 days in jail.
01:18:27 She was trying to save them from inhumane conditions.
01:18:30 Four of them from a slaughterhouse.
01:18:35 Ironically, they all froze to death.
01:18:38 Which was probably what irony means.
01:18:42 Way less humane, way more humane, way less.
01:18:45 Know it. They're at least they're preserved.
01:18:47 Well, no, I mean, they could just be fried up.
01:18:51 She called it a rescue.
01:18:55 It would've been.
01:18:55 They could have.
01:18:57 I'm pretty sure the law considers them property.
01:19:01 So, yeah, she got a misdemeanor.
01:19:04 Wait.
01:19:04 Convicted of felony conspiracy and three misdemeanor counts. Oh.
01:19:11 Wait, so a felony conspiracy
01:19:12 and three misdemeanors is only 90 to 60 days in jail, 60 to 90,
01:19:17 90 days, 60 of which may involve jail alternates such as house arrest.
01:19:22 I'm in the wrong line of work.
01:19:24 I'm sick of this fucking fair pay for
01:19:27 a reasonable.
01:19:29 Anyways.
01:19:32 And then the best one.
01:19:33 This is the best one there is. The best one.
01:19:36 This is the best one.
01:19:38 I do it, I try to be myself.
01:19:40 Frees up thinking that the.
01:19:46 This is smart chicken.
01:19:49 Ma'am, what are you doing?
01:19:54 She called it ma'am.
01:19:55 Ma'am, how did you get up here?
01:19:58 Well, chickens have wings. They can fly.
01:20:00 Wait. Came home right?
01:20:01 Don't throw anything you don't hear, dummy.
01:20:04 Oh! Hold on.
01:20:04 Whoa whoa whoa.
01:20:08 Wait!
01:20:09 Came home.
01:20:10 Don't throw anything.
01:20:11 Wait! Kaden! Hold on. Don't throw anything.
01:20:13 Throw anything.
01:20:16 So before you get all on, who's on what side?
01:20:20 It sounds like the kids started it again.
01:20:22 That's how these always, always happen.
01:20:24 Chickens just minding their own business on the roof.
01:20:26 And then some kid starts to throw something.
01:20:28 Yeah, this assailant was an angry rooster.
01:20:33 And wait for it.
01:20:38 Wait for.
01:20:41 There goes.
01:20:42 Got him.
01:20:43 Yeah, that had to be my freeze up chicken.
01:20:47 That,
01:20:50 chicken that I like.
01:20:53 But you back for the first you play.
01:20:57 Sam, I love you.
01:20:57 Come, let's go get more chicken.
01:21:00 I thought you didn't go. Oh.
01:21:05 For you.
01:21:06 Her granddaughter had just been attacked by Professor Whip.
01:21:10 Check.
01:21:10 Watch the rope uppercut special coming up to take a little pulse.
01:21:14 Gonna stop this ramp. Come on.
01:21:17 Keep your nerd show down, Gary.
01:21:19 Not attached. It's not a nerd show, Gary.
01:21:24 It's colors
01:21:25 with Mike drop.
01:21:27 Insert coin to get
01:21:30 the feathers went flying.
01:21:37 There's one flying.
01:21:40 Do you guys hear the story that was going around about,
01:21:44 this cone?
01:21:47 Wait.
01:21:49 What? Whoa.
01:21:49 You can't say that.
01:21:51 Is your drunken. No. There's drunk.
01:21:53 Yes. No. What did he say?
01:21:56 No. There's literally a drunk coon right here.
01:21:59 Oh, okay.
01:22:00 No, you're allowed to say that.
01:22:02 Oh, darn it.
01:22:06 Oh, wait. No.
01:22:06 Hold on.
01:22:08 No. Oh, no. I want to see more Facebook.
01:22:10 That was just horrible timing, dude. I'm sorry.
01:22:12 I'm going to have to hit it now.
01:22:20 Right now, which smartphone stack?
01:22:21 Tricky issue.
01:22:22 Which content solutions we offer.
01:22:25 We only use tonight.
01:22:27 An unbelievable story out of Hanover.
01:22:30 It goes viral. I think it's slightly believable.
01:22:32 Raccoon broke into an ABC store in Ashland, trashed bottle after
01:22:37 bottle of liquor, and then was found out drunk in the bathroom.
01:22:43 Maggie Glass has been in Ashland tonight, getting to the bottom
01:22:47 of what really happened with this boozy bandit and Maggie.
01:22:50 From the pictures, I saw this raccoon not sipping on the White Claws.
01:22:54 It looked like he went after the hard liquor.
01:22:56 That's absolutely right.
01:22:57 The story of this drunk raccoon is he was probably just thirsty.
01:23:01 He's not an alcoholic. Facebook. Instagram.
01:23:03 He broke up bottling that
01:23:05 liquid.
01:23:06 And our investigation reveals this masked bandit may not be a first time offender.
01:23:12 Early Saturday morning, an ABC store in
01:23:14 Ashland was paid a visit from a rather surprising guest.
01:23:18 This raccoon breaking into the store
01:23:20 through the ceiling, damaging the security system on his way.
01:23:23 Once inside, the party animal certainly made the most of his time with liquor,
01:23:26 leaving a trail of destruction in his path.
01:23:29 Virginia ABC telling us there
01:23:31 he was looking for some specific spirits damaged the raccoon ending up.
01:23:35 Yeah, probably Bacardi right next to the toilet.
01:23:37 And the employee. Oh, no, I'm sorry. It was.
01:23:40 That is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
01:23:42 It was probably he got to the bathroom when he passed beer.
01:23:45 God, what is going on?
01:23:47 Over.
01:23:47 County animal protection and shelter arrived at the ABC, sir.
01:23:50 With him. Passed out.
01:23:53 What?
01:23:54 It coons like to drink to the scene.
01:23:56 Just like that is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
01:24:00 From when he shoots his beer.
01:24:02 And, sir, with the animal protection and shelter, it's like it's
01:24:06 for your fat, mysterious mammal into custody.
01:24:09 After a few hours of sobering up, he was alert and unharmed.
01:24:12 Mine is probably the worst hangover of his life.
01:24:15 He was released back into the wild, the shelter posting these hilarious photos
01:24:19 on social media. And quickly the story went viral.
01:24:22 What I'm seeing on the post now, it's got a lot of it's
01:24:24 hilarious is it's actually true.
01:24:26 Things along those lines.
01:24:28 Oh, joke type of thing.
01:24:29 Oh, to the scene of the crime on Tuesday,
01:24:32 and after conducting our own investigation into the matter, a crucial.
01:24:35 Well, he did have a mask on, and she said that. Yeah.
01:24:38 Very well. May be a serial stealer.
01:24:40 Neighboring business,
01:24:41 because he has a mask and they too, fall victim to do it.
01:24:45 Say it.
01:24:45 It was up in that space, like in the ceiling.
01:24:48 And it went through in our break room and it got into all of our snacks.
01:24:52 It was all over the place.
01:24:54 I was sent a lot of first world problems actually, today
01:24:57 saying, what if it's the same raccoon?
01:24:58 So what do you think?
01:25:01 I would think so as it's the same coon everyone in the area
01:25:04 already knew about this rowdy raccoon, so it's salty
01:25:08 when the, girl with blue hair comes over
01:25:12 and says we shouldn't trap and kill the raccoons
01:25:14 and we should put up meat spray and let it go. The exposure.
01:25:17 This is what happened daily basis.
01:25:19 Because people don't know or they only see the negative things.
01:25:22 And so yeah, like you noticed, that was a very specific thing that I said.
01:25:26 There were some more good news coming from this.
01:25:29 The Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter says there's even been talks
01:25:33 of a local.
01:25:34 I'm about to put out some real trash shirts with the raccoon on it,
01:25:37 then donating those proceeds back to the shelter.
01:25:39 Maggie glass 12 on your side, 12 on your side.
01:25:46 Well, that raccoon showed us
01:25:49 angel.
01:25:53 Gimme me a sandwich.
01:25:55 We're out here.
01:25:57 Made that for me.
01:26:00 That's fucking delicious, dog. Cat.
01:26:02 I fucking like it.
01:26:03 I hear it in front of him. I.
01:26:11 I can't, I can't hear.
01:26:12 Yeah. No.
01:26:13 So but that's probably for the best.
01:26:15 Yeah.
01:26:18 I don't listen to no women.
01:26:21 By the way.
01:26:23 I don't see radio. She.
01:26:25 Even if she was talking and I don't listen to
01:26:28 no women.
01:26:31 Can you hear it now
01:26:33 get. Yes.
01:26:36 Yeah.
01:26:36 I got an ice cream cone sandwich for you right here.
01:26:39 Oh, my God, she's got Joy's eggs right out.
01:26:41 Yeah, well,
01:26:44 now I made meatballs.
01:26:46 Yeah, maybe I'm better with
01:26:48 the meatballs problem I got.
01:26:52 We can I, I sprinkles.
01:26:53 Forget about caramel sprinkles.
01:26:55 Forget about over here. Hey I mean, I.
01:27:01 That looks delicious.
01:27:02 Forget Carvel.
01:27:03 I got the Italian iced it.
01:27:04 Sorry I wasn't ready.
01:27:06 There's no ice cream in there.
01:27:07 Then.
01:27:10 Why? What is it called?
01:27:11 It ice cream cone.
01:27:13 The real ice cream cone.
01:27:15 Sandwich.
01:27:17 Italian ice cream. Right.
01:27:18 So I thought Italian ice. No, I thought that was lemon.
01:27:21 Yeah. Italian.
01:27:21 I It's horseshit.
01:27:26 Well, I would rather have meatballs than horseshit.
01:27:29 I don't know where the fucker.
01:27:30 Where the fuck are you getting your sandwiches?
01:27:32 I'd rather have meatballs than ice cream.
01:27:35 I mean, it depends on what you're doing or the useful eating.
01:27:39 We're eating.
01:27:41 Okay, what if you're growing vegetables?
01:27:49 Oh. I don't have that kind of time.
01:27:50 I want if if I have a go, make me a sandwich.
01:27:53 And she's like, I'll be right back.
01:27:55 And she goes outside with seeds. I'm going to be pissed.
01:27:58 It's going to be the best sandwich fresh sandwich ever.
01:28:00 But it's going to be like, what, two weeks to three months actually draw
01:28:05 brings up a, it's funny too, because.
01:28:10 I usually don't,
01:28:12 Yeah.
01:28:12 I've been claiming that I've been baking.
01:28:15 I have a decent point. It's right on my head.
01:28:17 Yeah, I've got a funny hat, but,
01:28:20 I've been claiming I've been, baking from scratch.
01:28:23 Perfect bald head.
01:28:24 Baking from scratch would include
01:28:28 planting the seeds, growing corn flakes, milling the flour.
01:28:33 I don't do any of this stuff.
01:28:34 I buy a bag of flour.
01:28:38 Yeah, I knew the goal post on scratch, didn't we?
01:28:40 He ruined the zipper.
01:28:43 This this zipper.
01:28:45 No, no, no, he's a dog.
01:28:47 You ruined the zipper.
01:28:49 Oh, yeah.
01:28:50 By letting him have access to the zipper.
01:28:52 Dude, I tell my bitch this. Oh, crap.
01:28:55 Look at it.
01:28:56 He's like a dog. Do this.
01:28:57 And I'm like, no, you let the dog do that.
01:28:59 The dog's like, the dog is a dog.
01:29:02 Let's do that.
01:29:03 The shark attacked.
01:29:04 No, there's no such thing as a shark attack. There's just a shark.
01:29:08 You hungry?
01:29:08 Or you make your sandwich?
01:29:10 Or if a sandwich is.
01:29:11 What is it? Was your fix or fucked sandwiches?
01:29:13 Stupid fuck.
01:29:17 Oh, shit.
01:29:18 It's not on the screen.
01:29:19 What is going on now?
01:29:21 What's on the screen?
01:29:22 Very.
01:29:25 Okay, so this
01:29:27 weight from makers, from fucking friends.
01:29:31 They stole this from friends.
01:29:33 The day after Thanksgiving. Ross.
01:29:35 Ross makes a sandwich.
01:29:36 He calls the moist maker because it maybe and stuff.
01:29:40 Friends is gay.
01:29:42 I remember that only
01:29:44 if you fuck them in the ass.
01:29:47 Oh yeah, and it's.
01:29:49 And it's wrong grammar. Come on Gary, you didn't catch that.
01:29:51 He said friends is gay.
01:29:52 It's friends are just groups of guys.
01:29:56 His friends are gay.
01:29:59 Oh, wait, we're his friends.
01:30:02 Never mind.
01:30:03 His friends are cool. Oh, oh, a second.
01:30:13 Line from the flat trans news desk.
01:30:16 Well, germs.
01:30:17 Friends are gay and cool.
01:30:20 I've just been informed that I have a garlic grilled
01:30:23 cheese that my daughter just made for me and is ready.
01:30:26 What? It's ready.
01:30:28 I'm going upstairs.
01:30:30 We'll swim right over and get it.
01:30:32 Oh, good.
01:30:33 Ask upstairs.
01:30:35 So he wouldn't, okay, so it's soak
01:30:38 in the bread in its window.
01:30:41 But what's underneath that?
01:30:42 Oh, and then he puts a cheese wrap.
01:30:44 He wraps it in cheese
01:30:46 and then he, like, close it.
01:30:47 Oh, is that like a pastry?
01:30:49 Yeah.
01:30:50 It's a pork pastry or something like that, you know, daughter all over it.
01:30:54 Yeah.
01:30:54 I like to seal all my sandwich.
01:30:55 You have a pastry and then.
01:30:58 But there's this other girl, right.
01:31:01 Well, I hope we sprinkle
01:31:02 season on the veto bread, tomato bread, soggy tomato bread.
01:31:07 I have one more thing to do.
01:31:11 I think it's
01:31:12 just something to hold the sauce so it doesn't.
01:31:16 Oh, so we're
01:31:18 it's like one the flavor of the sauce,
01:31:20 but it's not oozing all over the place that looks British.
01:31:24 What's the British meat.
01:31:26 And another British meat pocket that you do.
01:31:29 Looks like a vagina, a butthole.
01:31:31 But there's beef. It's a torn butthole.
01:31:35 Beef Wellington.
01:31:35 Does that have a channel?
01:31:38 I'll be following it.
01:31:39 That sounds good.
01:31:41 He made a tomato basil Wellington.
01:31:45 Yeah, I've had blood leaking out of my anus.
01:31:48 Wait.
01:31:51 Stand up.
01:31:51 Would you just stand up for one second?
01:31:54 I want to get you,
01:32:02 I could possibly be gay.
01:32:05 I could not possibly be gay.
01:32:06 So you cut out the not part. It is possibly.
01:32:09 Speaking of not. Here's Brady over the top.
01:32:13 What's your Mount Rushmore of things that you put in your ass?
01:32:16 The one thing for Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:32:21 It is just, oh, there's a four.
01:32:24 My top four is, nothing,
01:32:28 nothing, nothing and nothing.
01:32:31 I put my head on my ass from time to time.
01:32:34 Yeah.
01:32:37 I've had people
01:32:38 try to put their foot in my ass or their foot.
01:32:41 Dude, I watch this other show.
01:32:42 They actually on the Mount Rushmore I witnessed this week.
01:32:45 Somebody put their foot in someone up to almost their knee.
01:32:49 Wow. And I can never unsee it.
01:32:53 Wow. He's on my Mount Rushmore of Bible figures.
01:32:56 Please like, comment and subscribe if you like these kind of topics
01:33:00 so we can tell that we don't do them anymore.
01:33:03 Yeah,
01:33:05 correct.
01:33:05 That's how we that's how we, rule things out.
01:33:12 Just like anal,
01:33:13 the only way to find out how far you can go is to push the limits.
01:33:17 Yeah.
01:33:21 Should we do
01:33:22 the disclaimer so we can get into the the nitty gritty?
01:33:26 Yeah.
01:33:27 Am I doing the same disclaimer?
01:33:30 Yeah.
01:33:31 That's disappointing.
01:33:34 Disclaimer the unfiltered and crude proclamation of garbage speech,
01:33:37 folks, listen up
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01:35:01 Large ranch life.
01:35:12 Is. Ladies
01:35:18 and gentlemen,
01:35:21 let's get ready for.
01:35:25 Whoa!
01:35:26 Let me tell you something to draw you from.
01:35:28 I what you go to. Shut up!
01:35:31 So you drink one beer.
01:35:33 You're not an alcoholic.
01:35:34 You make one song on SoundCloud.
01:35:36 You're not a rapper.
01:35:38 But I suck one.
01:35:41 Shut up bitch.
01:35:46 I just wanted to show this picture
01:35:48 real quick of the Toyota CEO
01:35:51 decked out in Trump gear.
01:35:54 Wow. He was.
01:35:55 He showed up at the NASCAR event.
01:35:57 That's a number one.
01:35:58 That's a man.
01:36:01 Number two.
01:36:04 That's a man.
01:36:08 Those are your two main points.
01:36:10 Yeah.
01:36:12 Do we do we do we update?
01:36:16 Oh, what the fuck did we update?
01:36:19 Any Rachel Riggins lately about her
01:36:21 two events that happened recently?
01:36:24 No, I don't watch the show.
01:36:26 So these may have been already shown they not happened,
01:36:31 but. Yeah,
01:36:34 were the first event.
01:36:35 Now, again, if if we already.
01:36:37 Oh, no.
01:36:37 Then.
01:36:40 The good old pal is bringing.
01:36:46 We can't hear.
01:36:49 Maybe that's a good.
01:36:49 Are you fucking kidding me?
01:36:52 Why? Why does that keep happening?
01:36:54 StreamYard, you did something.
01:36:57 Can you hear me?
01:36:57 Because I didn't do anything different.
01:37:00 What fucker!
01:37:02 I said oh.
01:37:08 I like that you're a fish today.
01:37:13 I don't do anal.
01:37:15 Oh. Oh, okay.
01:37:16 I see.
01:37:19 All right, I stopped sharing everything.
01:37:21 Are you happy?
01:37:22 I'm. That make you happy?
01:37:23 StreamYard,
01:37:26 we need to hear this.
01:37:29 Did you hear it
01:37:32 now? Yeah.
01:37:32 All right. Yes. Of course. On the.
01:37:35 All right.
01:37:36 Yeah, yeah. We're good.
01:37:39 You sure?
01:37:40 What the dog doing?
01:37:42 Well, he's good,
01:37:44 I say.
01:37:45 I am sweating, and this demon child in the back
01:37:50 laughing me out of my car while he's getting gas.
01:37:53 She's a second dog to do that to me.
01:37:55 Over, I don't know, six years.
01:37:58 Something or once she.
01:38:02 Shame on you. Right?
01:38:05 And had to call the tow truck trying to get, you know, maybe the key
01:38:09 from my husband who's at work and my mom who wasn't awake.
01:38:13 Yeah.
01:38:13 And thank goodness the gas station was one of the gas stations I really like.
01:38:18 And Clinton Township 14 and Harper.
01:38:22 All right, shout out to the shell station
01:38:25 for wanting me use their phone.
01:38:28 Jane decided that she was going to bark at somebody.
01:38:31 They're so nice and polite there, jury.
01:38:32 Haha, yeah, and usually the Wagoneer.
01:38:36 If the keys are, I assume that I dialed for her.
01:38:40 Yeah, but I don't even know from the inside and talk to her.
01:38:45 The tail gate has a lock that apparently gets overridden
01:38:48 if you lock it from the inside.
01:38:50 So I my house and just so you know, the the next very, very, very next
01:38:54 video is going to change your paradigm of reality here on the passenger. So,
01:39:00 but I changed the pecking order once I was able to get a tow truck.
01:39:04 But yeah, I was probably outside for like.
01:39:06 And I'm sure, I'm sure we must have seen that.
01:39:08 And then I could go inside.
01:39:09 But but we need to make sure that, you know, keep an eye on my dogs.
01:39:13 And my car was still running when she locked it
01:39:16 so the dogs were not in the heat.
01:39:18 Otherwise I would have had to see that she hits herself on the way.
01:39:22 By I mean the police station, because I did talk to them and they were.
01:39:25 They came out and broke the window. If I needed them to.
01:39:28 I would not have let the dogs sit in this heat for that long.
01:39:31 So please don't think that. No, I didn't think that at all.
01:39:34 So you mentioned it.
01:39:34 Tried to take them to the park.
01:39:36 Yeah. It's way too hot right now.
01:39:39 And then we have like Adventure Day.
01:39:42 So you guys out dogs and,
01:39:45 you know, you know, over here they're going to go take.
01:39:49 Have you ever had that happen.
01:39:51 No. Have
01:39:54 you ever.
01:39:58 If it happened what would you do.
01:40:00 Would you train your dog how to open it?
01:40:05 Is this the dog's fault or is this her fault?
01:40:08 Her fault? Their fault?
01:40:11 Those are the only two options.
01:40:14 If you can come up with another.
01:40:15 I'm always up for the third off
01:40:18 manufacturer fork.
01:40:21 You need to take your keys
01:40:22 out of the car when you're getting a.
01:40:26 Or take the job.
01:40:30 Unlock all the doors.
01:40:31 Put some windows down. Crack the windows.
01:40:33 Crack one window. Yeah.
01:40:35 If I leave my keys in the vehicle, I will.
01:40:37 I will crack windows just in case. Just goes. Yep.
01:40:40 I don't want to ever have today.
01:40:42 Even though it's freezing cold and and the the car was unlocked.
01:40:48 But just in case.
01:40:51 I just, you know, left it down
01:40:52 far enough for me to reach in.
01:40:57 Because the dog was in there or just
01:40:59 just because just because
01:41:02 I, I would put, I would put I would tie a sock
01:41:06 or something that the dog could pull on around the same thing.
01:41:09 He pushed down.
01:41:10 So you could put just like, you know, toy pull the toy
01:41:13 if that's what your dog likes.
01:41:15 Yeah, whatever.
01:41:16 Whatever your bitch likes. As you say.
01:41:19 Okay, you guys ready to have your whole reality shifted?
01:41:21 Unless you got anything else to say about the dog and the penis?
01:41:23 I just want to say, I just thought, let's get it.
01:41:28 Tire sock.
01:41:29 That's your answer.
01:41:30 Tie a sock. Yeah. That way, yeah. That way.
01:41:33 If the dog was, you know, getting down, you wouldn't be disturbed.
01:41:38 Okay. Tire sock.
01:41:40 What what would you what would you tie on it so the dog could pull?
01:41:42 Because I'm thinking of those old fashioned locks
01:41:44 that look like a little golf tee.
01:41:46 You know, the ones I mean. Yeah. Yeah.
01:41:49 The those those aren't, any cars that I.
01:41:54 All right.
01:41:54 But if you
01:41:55 if you do buy one of those cars, the first thing you're supposed to do
01:41:57 is buy the security ones that are just straight up and down.
01:42:00 So you can't put those little they also say tires.
01:42:03 So like and sock what what would your tires.
01:42:09 So the dog could pull on it I decide.
01:42:12 Yeah. Tire sock I get it.
01:42:14 I would not I train my dog not to pull on ropes, just pull on socks.
01:42:21 I want to know what you would tire.
01:42:22 Now, if you have to touch something on it to give your dog the best chance
01:42:27 to pull on it.
01:42:28 String with a dog toy, a chew toy.
01:42:31 I can win this argument.
01:42:33 Okay, check your pockets.
01:42:36 Do you have string or a dog toy right now?
01:42:40 No. Or a car?
01:42:41 Or do you have a string?
01:42:43 Do you have a sock lock?
01:42:45 Do you have a sock?
01:42:47 Yeah.
01:42:47 I'm not willing to give them up.
01:42:48 It is cold.
01:42:51 Well, put your outside your car.
01:42:53 This way. You'd be inside the warm car.
01:42:55 You could put your sock back on if you wanted to.
01:42:57 Every time you go into the store, take a sock off.
01:42:59 You'll always have a sock. I win
01:43:03 no bullcrap plan for these things.
01:43:06 Grab a string.
01:43:09 I have a shoelace.
01:43:12 I see I don't always have a shoe.
01:43:14 I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:43:16 I don't either like I.
01:43:18 I lost me on this one.
01:43:22 I'm not even a clue. The same.
01:43:24 I have another Rachel Reagan's clip.
01:43:25 We must play it now.
01:43:26 This is going to change our paradigm, right?
01:43:32 Now, across the light, beyond the sky.
01:43:35 I'll be with you later.
01:43:38 Oh, you guys,
01:43:40 sweetheart,
01:43:42 you know what?
01:43:43 Show?
01:43:45 I've seen this one.
01:43:48 We did with your big.
01:43:51 Yeah, her skin color.
01:43:52 I love her.
01:43:57 When she gets in the ground was a skeleton.
01:44:01 The dark,
01:44:03 the skin flakes away.
01:44:05 It also has to do with the topic.
01:44:06 If you look at it again.
01:44:09 No, not weird, but you see that, right?
01:44:11 And yes, there's no way that he's not in her little,
01:44:15 I mean,
01:44:17 there's no way with the pressure coming down whether you want to or not.
01:44:20 He's in her a little
01:44:22 is just like, not like, you know, just like maybe
01:44:26 like that far.
01:44:27 He's pushing against her a little bit and she's like, oh my God.
01:44:30 But then if they have like an air pocket.
01:44:36 They.
01:44:43 Yeah.
01:44:44 And then she just remember when I started the show,
01:44:47 my top thing was red.
01:44:52 I got it.
01:44:55 Looks like I stand by that.
01:44:57 Even through the mockery, I feel like I know, I know what an atheist
01:45:00 feels like because I'm saying the right thing.
01:45:02 I'm saying the truth, and you're just mocking me for my beliefs.
01:45:05 Yes, atheism is a belief or a
01:45:09 a lack of
01:45:11 acknowledgment of no belief, which you still have to believe in.
01:45:15 That.
01:45:17 Unless you actually unless you can prove beyond
01:45:20 a shadow of a doubt, there is nothing beyond which you can't.
01:45:24 Therefore, it is a belief.
01:45:28 Yeah.
01:45:28 You said you said we were going to argue
01:45:30 about religion earlier and you never brought anything up
01:45:33 and no one ever did it.
01:45:36 But we watch people argue about religion.
01:45:38 They were yelling at each other.
01:45:39 So it's it's, quite hilarious.
01:45:41 You you pretty much like, foreshadowed that,
01:45:47 you mentioned last week, I think last week or the week
01:45:49 before the John Cena clip
01:45:52 with the Mandarin.
01:45:54 Yeah, it was on Joe Rogan's podcast.
01:45:56 Oh, no.
01:45:57 The the podcast.
01:45:58 The podcast starts with like him mentioning this,
01:46:01 you know, what's the giant friend of yours is Brian Simpson?
01:46:04 Brian Simpson was going on last night about how intelligent
01:46:06 do you think we have more influence than we think? Share with me.
01:46:08 Yeah, man.
01:46:10 Well, you do speak fucking Mandarin, which is kind of crazy.
01:46:13 Yeah, yeah.
01:46:14 How long did it take you to learn that?
01:46:16 So Joe Rogan has no idea the the drama, and he's like honestly
01:46:20 going like, man, that's crazy.
01:46:21 And John Cena is like, you know, I don't know.
01:46:23 You know, I got in trouble with that.
01:46:24 Kind of like he does not know Mandarin.
01:46:27 He fucking. It's kind of interesting.
01:46:28 Said that, right?
01:46:30 No, but this is the speech
01:46:33 I know that he does in like seven other types of movies,
01:46:38 Yeah.
01:46:39 He doesn't mention the issue of, kind of.
01:46:41 Yeah.
01:46:42 Man, I was I was doing that for quite a long time.
01:46:44 I since kind of,
01:46:46 come to find on the studies,
01:46:48 a wonderful takeaway from the study.
01:46:52 Just because you know a language doesn't mean you know, the culture.
01:46:54 So that was a fantastic experience with that.
01:46:56 But I studied it for like a decade, and I would say, like, I stand on weird
01:47:01 because I really tough hill to climb for me, but it seems like a really big hill.
01:47:05 Just, it's it's just different.
01:47:06 And then didn't use the language structure. Read it, you know.
01:47:09 No, no, I didn't.
01:47:10 And, like reading all the characters, understanding everything I.
01:47:13 Yeah.
01:47:13 How long did it take you to learn? Around ten years.
01:47:15 Well, yeah.
01:47:17 And then like,
01:47:17 I mean, like I would say something now
01:47:19 does he ask me to say something like down in that?
01:47:21 So it became like, like, I don't think a second language, but,
01:47:25 you know, I lived in China for a little bit.
01:47:26 I filmed a movie with Jackie Chan. So I was there for like 6 or 7 months.
01:47:29 I lived there, and, maybe we were in Inner Mongolia, Yinchuan Province.
01:47:33 So like. Like in China.
01:47:34 Wow. And, it was fun.
01:47:36 Get switch in Mongolia, in Inner Mongolia.
01:47:39 Yeah. What's the difference?
01:47:40 I don't know.
01:47:41 I never been in Mongolia, but Inner Mongolia was, man, I was
01:47:45 I was the only person that looked like me there.
01:47:47 And everyone would say, look, it's it's a big white guy.
01:47:49 And that Byron and I, Byron, they would call me.
01:47:51 Wow. Yeah, yeah.
01:47:54 And, this game,
01:47:58 you're not ready for.
01:48:00 So what motivated you to learn that?
01:48:01 I'm ready. Oh, this is way more interesting.
01:48:05 My life seems to be wrestling related.
01:48:06 You know what?
01:48:07 Like two weeks after he retires, everybody's going to forget all about it.
01:48:10 I've been able to lucky enough to perform everywhere from, like, Moscow.
01:48:14 Anybody saw, you know, Bangor, Maine.
01:48:16 Every place in between except China.
01:48:18 China was like a one place.
01:48:20 It didn't understand what we did.
01:48:21 So it's literally like it's a it's a universal language
01:48:24 because you can turn it's like UFC, like you turn the volume down,
01:48:26 but you can see like, oh, this is two guys, best guy wins.
01:48:29 I get,
01:48:31 the Chinese didn't get it.
01:48:32 So I figured if like one of our superstars spoke language, maybe that would help
01:48:36 break down the barrier. And we got into your idea.
01:48:38 It was my idea, but the WWE offers, and I think they still offer it.
01:48:41 They offer a free second language program.
01:48:43 So, like when they rolled out the initiative of, like, financial advice and,
01:48:47 you know, they'll pay for
01:48:49 portions of your secondary education and free second, like blah, blah, blah.
01:48:52 This is like 2000.
01:48:53 But that's funny because he talks about that and he kind of like
01:48:57 dials back into the idea of like, oh, you know, when you don't know their culture.
01:49:01 And he mentions that he, he, you know, fucked up and called,
01:49:05 what was it, some
01:49:08 Taiwan or some shit like that part of a country
01:49:11 that it's not part of or,
01:49:15 Whatever.
01:49:16 Yeah. Because they're not independent.
01:49:18 If you want to make money, if you want to sell anything in China,
01:49:21 you have to basically do whatever the Chinese CCP says. Yep.
01:49:28 Not that much different than
01:49:32 America.
01:49:34 Remember when we saw that,
01:49:36 you know, Gary looked like Ben Kenobi?
01:49:40 Yeah, yeah.
01:49:41 Oh, so the,
01:49:43 that's not the right.
01:49:43 The guy who died in the gym more zoomed in one.
01:49:50 That was the T-Rex burger from last week.
01:49:53 Wrapped.
01:49:55 Something is different.
01:49:59 Yeah.
01:49:59 You're a fish this week.
01:50:01 That's what it is.
01:50:04 It's got to be what it is.
01:50:06 There it is.
01:50:12 Oh, yeah.
01:50:17 Say, these aren't
01:50:18 the droids you're looking for.
01:50:21 The difference.
01:50:23 You look a bit like him again,
01:50:26 right?
01:50:26 For a second there, I'm like, oh, really?
01:50:29 Like there's no fish.
01:50:30 Brady, this looks like us.
01:50:34 Oh, there we are.
01:50:35 Last week us was last week.
01:50:38 Oh, was a week a we are this week.
01:50:47 That's a sandwich.
01:50:49 Look at that sandwich.
01:50:50 Friggin sandwich.
01:50:53 This cheese crusted burrito is a.
01:50:56 Inside.
01:50:57 This cheese crusted burrito is a French dip sandwich.
01:51:00 That's right.
01:51:01 French dip is having a moment right now.
01:51:03 And it's happens to be one of my all time favorite sandwiches.
01:51:07 You I said, said cheese covered. It's three.
01:51:10 I'm also using an extra part because it's fast and it's easy.
01:51:13 And if you're not here for path of least resistance cooking,
01:51:16 then I don't know if I could help you,
01:51:17 but if you're willing to go, you don't overfill your install through this recipe.
01:51:22 Yeah, this gets sliced super thin.
01:51:24 So, like me, you have a meat slicer and then a flour tortilla, crispy
01:51:28 onions, a little bit of provolone cheese, some of that dip beef.
01:51:32 We could stop right here or we could take it to a place that reminds me.
01:51:38 Parmesan cheese on me.
01:51:38 Forget it was crusty.
01:51:39 Wrap this entire thing in it.
01:51:41 I think it recreate the cheesy and crusty consistency.
01:51:45 Look at this.
01:51:48 I like everything except the cheese crust.
01:51:50 I don't.
01:51:51 Cheese should be on the inside,
01:51:54 but I don't want that at all.
01:51:56 That's great.
01:51:57 It reminds me there's this woman that goes around Detroit and sells egg rolls.
01:52:00 She's famous for her egg rolls.
01:52:02 Sure, I said this for her.
01:52:04 She's famous for her egg rolls.
01:52:06 Is that true?
01:52:07 And and, Okay. Brilliant.
01:52:10 Anyway, that truth is true.
01:52:12 She's a girl.
01:52:14 She's famous for egg rolls.
01:52:15 She's actually a little better.
01:52:17 There's no no, I should find her name because she's amazing.
01:52:20 I think I pointed out on the show we went to her at, we went to grill
01:52:24 her catering truck and ate it at Artspace and eats.
01:52:27 And I had the art be art beats, isn't it?
01:52:31 Arts beats. His eats,
01:52:33 beats the night I had the Philly.
01:52:36 No, not the Philly. What's that red meat called?
01:52:38 It's the corn beef.
01:52:39 I had the corn beef, corned beef egg roll.
01:52:42 You wouldn't think that you could Americanize an egg roll, but it's best egg
01:52:48 roll.
01:52:48 Of course, there's a mix up with my wife and I.
01:52:51 Girl, I ordered the corned beef one, and then I ordered the,
01:52:54 like, salsa Mexican one, and I thought she wanted that one.
01:52:58 But no, at the last minute, it's like I thought I wanted the corned beef.
01:53:01 So, you know, as a man.
01:53:04 Yeah.
01:53:04 Usually, give up the
01:53:06 I don't give up the big piece of chicken, but I give up the good egg roll.
01:53:09 Yeah, I like the good egg roll.
01:53:13 It look just like that.
01:53:14 Interesting.
01:53:16 Typically, an egg roll doesn't have meat in it.
01:53:18 You know, maybe a little shrimp.
01:53:21 Yeah, but usually just those weird, clear, fluffy sprout like noodles.
01:53:25 Did I inspire you to look up glizzy?
01:53:29 No. Well, honestly, it didn't.
01:53:33 Okay, well, that's pretty cool.
01:53:34 I don't know what to say.
01:53:35 What is that? The topic?
01:53:38 That's. I don't know.
01:53:40 Pink is not glasses.
01:53:43 We can narrow it down that way.
01:53:48 I don't know nothing about it.
01:53:50 Yeah, I didn't find a search for it either.
01:53:52 When I Google it, it doesn't come up.
01:53:54 Glizzy?
01:53:55 Nope.
01:53:58 Bullcrap.
01:54:00 Crap. Right?
01:54:01 Such harsh language.
01:54:04 What did you see?
01:54:06 Did you see the new pranks that are going on?
01:54:10 I don't know, man.
01:54:11 I don't know, man.
01:54:13 You probably can't hear that.
01:54:16 Right now,
01:54:18 there a full screen?
01:54:19 Nope. This is Instagram.
01:54:21 You know that guy in the blue shirt?
01:54:22 And I was sitting by,
01:54:24 one of these comes right off, as you heard.
01:54:28 Or you must have some kind of, gay search
01:54:30 engine then, because didn't come up on mine.
01:54:34 I was using,
01:54:36 the fledge archive rants, transcript search.
01:54:39 Though.
01:54:40 Oh, good.
01:54:42 Yeah.
01:54:45 I recorded it that guy.
01:54:46 Right.
01:54:48 Oh he did it with.
01:54:51 That's where he.
01:54:56 Handed it to me.
01:54:56 Like I kissed him on the back of the recording.
01:55:00 Yeah.
01:55:04 He's.
01:55:04 That you.
01:55:06 You touch this guy.
01:55:07 That was a lie.
01:55:08 Yeah.
01:55:09 Hey, did you see me touch this guy's camera?
01:55:14 That come from him and he
01:55:17 ain't. No, no it didn't. Yes.
01:55:20 Go and kiss nobody in the back of the neck.
01:55:22 That's rather weird. He's so honest.
01:55:26 I guess nobody in the back of the neck. Good. What?
01:55:28 What's going in? You didn't kiss him at all.
01:55:31 So here's another one with real bread.
01:55:33 This is obviously the lead into the next one.
01:55:35 We're not going to watch. He got mad. And I want this guy
01:55:39 who runs behind the desk top.
01:55:43 Is you allowed to go back there?
01:55:44 First off I didn't go back there.
01:55:46 Who the fuck are you, sir?
01:55:50 Somebody's going to get fucking hurt, dude.
01:55:53 Yeah?
01:55:55 What do you think?
01:55:56 Are we using Sauron?
01:55:58 Should we be out?
01:55:59 Yeah. Pissing people off.
01:56:01 No, we're not.
01:56:03 Yeah.
01:56:05 I censored myself a bit.
01:56:08 Did you?
01:56:10 Yeah.
01:56:12 Paul Walker driving a car.
01:56:15 And then he crashes it,
01:56:16 and then he's in a casket talking still,
01:56:21 and I thought,
01:56:23 that episode,
01:56:24 I thought, man, that's like poor taste.
01:56:28 It just it's not making.
01:56:31 It's like, different comedy, but it's not like it's
01:56:34 making fun of the death. Not.
01:56:38 It's just doing it in a different way that I just was like, you know what?
01:56:42 This needs to be different.
01:56:45 So yeah, the devil's inside.
01:56:48 You don't let them out tonight.
01:56:50 I tell them it's just your culture and everyone knows their eyes.
01:56:54 Yeah I know, yeah, I've tried before it.
01:56:57 Fun fact this video was released a year ago this week. Wow.
01:57:02 Please don't screw up my.
01:57:07 Don't proof.
01:57:08 He's right.
01:57:09 She's right. Yeah, she.
01:57:11 She ran.
01:57:13 I'm hot.
01:57:16 Good, though.
01:57:16 Maybe you'll stay on for a few more minutes.
01:57:18 No. And little do we know a year ago that shortly thereafter, not too long after.
01:57:25 Yep. Say, sir, I don't want to.
01:57:28 I don't want to put that energy out there.
01:57:30 I came out of retirement.
01:57:32 Are you guys still her? But.
01:57:36 Record, Brady, you're better than John Cena.
01:57:39 Because when John Cena retires two weeks after he's done with wrestling, the entire
01:57:43 world will forget about him.
01:57:45 That's what you just said.
01:57:46 I've been watching shoot interviews like,
01:57:50 Stone Cold and Undertaker.
01:57:52 They've got some fascinating stories.
01:57:57 Like, yeah,
01:58:01 well, we can we can feature some the things
01:58:05 if they do. Yeah, we can do that.
01:58:07 They, they, they they have some great stories.
01:58:10 I don't have great stories.
01:58:12 Wait, don't we have 105 coming to you
01:58:14 from a garage cold enough to store frozen pizzas, heaters, off to the do some buzz.
01:58:17 My fingers are turning blue, but content demand sacrifice.
01:58:20 Who turned this place into a damn icebox?
01:58:22 And you freaking knock it off, Gary.
01:58:24 That's my lovely wife making your nightly cameo.
01:58:26 Folks, please ignore the door.
01:58:27 Come back while I finish the 24 cross by six.
01:58:29 My thumbs.
01:58:30 I swear, if you let one more snowflake in here going on a break.
01:58:32 Stay warm up there from a freezing barn
01:58:34 in the middle of nowhere comes the loudest TV show you didn't ask for.
01:58:38 You left the heater on, you idiot. Lights muted like muted.
01:58:40 Okay, this barn smells like burnt batteries.
01:58:42 Maybe a little help from a frozen barn in the middle of nowhere comes
01:58:46 the only show with more sabotage to get you think a podcast makes you interesting.
01:58:51 Kirby just wants to finish an episode.
01:58:53 Municipal zone bury exciting from the coldest barn on Earth
01:58:56 comes a new animated series that. Oh shut up. Okay, levels are hot.
01:58:59 Coffee's cold. Let's rant. I hope your little podcast was worth it.
01:59:02 Gary just wants to finish the episode.
01:59:04 Not now. I'm cooking to take,
01:59:08 at least for so much fun.
01:59:16 I'm. Brady told me at
01:59:22 midnight we'd have a Gary story.
01:59:26 For what?
01:59:29 I that's that's what I was told.
01:59:32 And that your story and that you you're you're.
01:59:35 Oh, yeah. You're. Gary.
01:59:37 I do have a story.
01:59:38 I gotta put this a little delicately.
01:59:41 Say, you know, somebody that,
01:59:45 doesn't have a car or doesn't have a valid driver's license
01:59:49 and won't be eligible
01:59:52 to get one for decades,
01:59:56 it's impossible for them to buy a car.
02:00:00 So you need someone with a clean record
02:00:06 to that you can trust to put it in their name if you need.
02:00:10 If you need a car.
02:00:12 So say someone did that and say say someone,
02:00:16 then got
02:00:20 just last Thursday, five houses down
02:00:24 and crashed my new car in a ditch.
02:00:30 Ran home, got me.
02:00:32 We grabbed tow strats, got back out to the car
02:00:36 just before the police showed up.
02:00:38 I tried to take the rap for him.
02:00:42 I. I told the police that I was driving
02:00:47 and they wouldn't.
02:00:50 Just.
02:00:53 I don't think you should admit to this on public air.
02:00:57 I know, I know, and I know that, hypothetically speaking,
02:01:03 and it was a scripted show.
02:01:04 And you read the material of this car, right? Right.
02:01:06 I just made that up top of my head.
02:01:08 That's ignoring.
02:01:10 And, no citations were issued,
02:01:15 and, but they did impound the car, and,
02:01:19 we got it back Friday and
02:01:24 I haven't heard anything about it
02:01:26 since, so I put my neck out there.
02:01:29 I like they they threatened.
02:01:32 They said I was guilty of several misdemeanors
02:01:36 and, and the they didn't issue me a ticket.
02:01:40 I tried to jump on the grenade for a buddy,
02:01:43 and because he couldn't take the heat, that that was a little, little much for
02:01:49 he would.
02:01:49 Yeah.
02:01:50 That would that was too much trouble.
02:01:52 And, I'm I'm squeaky clean, so I did.
02:01:55 I think I can take it like, I just feel like.
02:02:00 Speaking of air, I have.
02:02:01 Oh, I, I have to do my good.
02:02:04 I mean, like, I, I can take that kind of heat, like, I don't need to.
02:02:09 I didn't deserve it. I didn't didn't have to.
02:02:11 But when I saw that jump on that grenade and see, see where it took me,
02:02:16 but I didn't even get a slap on the wrist, they wouldn't believe me.
02:02:21 They didn't.
02:02:22 Because, all the stuff in
02:02:24 the car wasn't mine. And,
02:02:28 and it was pretty obvious what actually happened,
02:02:32 that my lie wasn't
02:02:35 feasible or believable.
02:02:36 So they,
02:02:42 Impounded my car,
02:02:45 and I just had to go out
02:02:47 and pay the several hundred dollars to get it out.
02:02:53 But, actually draw
02:02:56 dealt with the similar situation with the same exact person and his old,
02:03:02 his old Colorado is still an invalid to this day.
02:03:09 But that's my dairy story, and I'm sticking to it as above.
02:03:12 So below.
02:03:13 Oh, I know is an ill, ailing, noble.
02:03:16 Ill elegant. I'm sorry.
02:03:18 No, ill.
02:03:19 Ill will.
02:03:20 William will.
02:03:27 Mr. Brady and Roger Brady and or Gary.
02:03:31 As above and so below.
02:03:34 This copy. So blows, lady.
02:03:36 And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:03:40 We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:03:42 Brady and your show.
02:03:44 We're just Brady and draw.
02:03:46 It's their show now Brady. Draw.
02:03:59 There's no reason to add another syllable to that.
02:04:01 It's got.
02:04:02 It's already a mess.
02:04:03 Anal. Anal. Anal.
02:04:05 Just put an anal in there.
02:04:08 I love it.
02:04:12 Dear Dave,
02:04:15 just don't overanalyze.
02:04:17 I was recently informed that my teenage granddaughter is identifying as a boy.
02:04:22 Oh, no. She has a male name.
02:04:24 She prefers and wants people to refer to her using the.
02:04:28 We read this one already.
02:04:32 So that was kind of interesting, Yep.
02:04:38 Well then
02:04:40 it's interesting.
02:04:43 Interesting news.
02:04:45 Oh, here we go.
02:04:47 Here's a comment.
02:04:52 And, and then here's a, here's another comment.
02:04:56 It says whoa, whoa, whoa, Gary.
02:04:58 No he didn't.
02:04:58 And then, we've got,
02:05:01 Unfucking believable. Oh. One word.
02:05:03 I love the fucking in the middle where it shouldn't.
02:05:06 Unfucking b leave a fucking bowl.
02:05:12 Going on.
02:05:15 I'm not prepped to talk about, goddamn fish.
02:05:20 Something's wrong with my outline.
02:05:22 Oh, I know,
02:05:24 whoa.
02:05:27 Whoa!
02:05:27 There.
02:05:29 So, Gary left early because I had.
02:05:32 This is my main,
02:05:34 main story.
02:05:38 And this involves somebody who's very similar to,
02:05:40 Did you call the child the nigger? Word?
02:05:42 That little kid. You call him a nigger.
02:05:45 So that gives you the right to call the child five year old nigger the N-word?
02:05:49 You know, that's a hate speech.
02:05:52 Okay? Your nigger, all right?
02:05:54 That's what you say.
02:05:56 Fuck you, nigger.
02:05:58 Go do your fucking business.
02:05:59 I don't give a shit. Fuck off.
02:06:02 So we got number two yearly. Shit.
02:06:03 Make sure Shiloh, Hendrix, we got Shiloh Hendrix, number two.
02:06:08 You guys all know the sequel is never as good as the the original.
02:06:11 I don't know, this one's out of cinnamon.
02:06:13 Sounds better. It cinnamon.
02:06:15 It's at least it's delicious.
02:06:18 I thought it was Cinnabon. Oh, no.
02:06:19 That's where you raised cinnamon.
02:06:21 I don't know, Audubon.
02:06:23 Got it.
02:06:25 You. You racist, you racist.
02:06:27 That's I am racist.
02:06:30 Wait, is that your sound draft?
02:06:31 Is he Indian?
02:06:32 Two I'm not that he's racist to world or Indian to you.
02:06:37 What you life, by the way?
02:06:39 Oh, I think I think we
02:06:41 hear the stories or Haitian or some shit.
02:06:43 Maybe you are fired from this place, motherfucker.
02:06:46 You're not going to be working here.
02:06:47 Suck it, suck it was you getting the crunch up fucking dd.
02:06:51 What up is ugly bitch?
02:06:54 Get the ugly.
02:06:55 This is the shocking viral video that we are not happy with each other.
02:07:00 In the disturbing clip that is spread across social media, an angry
02:07:03 white Cinnabon is going to love this.
02:07:05 Slurs and makes vulgar gestures at a Somali couple.
02:07:09 That's not a vulgar Demolisher was identified as a three year
02:07:12 old that's a clearly established from Oneida, Wisconsin.
02:07:16 That just means fuck one of the customers or fuck off two of them.
02:07:19 I don't two of them wasn't it?
02:07:20 They cancel each other out on TikTok.
02:07:23 According to her, the dispute broke out after the customer asked the employee
02:07:27 to add more caramel to her pecan cinnamon roll UN incident reasonable
02:07:32 Park Square Mall in Ashwaubenon, Wisconsin, near green Bay on Friday,
02:07:36 December 5th, just a few days after
02:07:38 President Trump called Minnesota's congresswoman Ilhan Omar garbage.
02:07:43 She is the first Somali American to serve in Congress.
02:07:45 Ilhan Omar is garbage.
02:07:47 She's garbage and sends you garbage.
02:07:50 Is heated. Remarks come as feds.
02:07:52 Isn't it true, though, that she married her brother and consummated
02:07:56 by the time I got there, tied to Trump?
02:07:59 I mean, isn't it true?
02:08:00 I mean, I've heard that. I never asked her.
02:08:02 She never had a chance to defend herself.
02:08:04 Crystal.
02:08:04 She married and consummated $1,000 with her brother.
02:08:07 What? Cinnabon shared this statement on.
02:08:09 So the thing about this woman, the disturbing video from the Cinnabon
02:08:12 bakery in Ashwaubenon, she, And she votes Democrat behavior.
02:08:16 The former employee was immediately terminated by the party.
02:08:19 I think hate comes from both sides or the.
02:08:22 Well, this woman voted for Kamala Harris 100%.
02:08:26 So to me, that's more offensive than saying than the nigger word.
02:08:31 Oh, smartphone stat trick.
02:08:34 That's not smart. But.
02:08:35 So yeah, if you go to her, go fund me, dude.
02:08:37 She's like barely over 100 grand.
02:08:39 She's really.
02:08:41 And now this is me just being,
02:08:43 you know, I've been barely over 100 grand, wouldn't you?
02:08:46 The regular folk, regular men, unmarried men
02:08:49 probably think that this woman isn't quite as attractive
02:08:52 as the other woman was, and she's just not making that much money,
02:08:54 because symmetry and attractiveness, that cross shop is references.
02:08:59 It takes a lot of wrestling fans.
02:09:00 Old school wrestling fans are going to be like,
02:09:02 okay, yeah, yeah, but when really you like that when a woman does it.
02:09:08 She's like throwing her balls at you.
02:09:10 You don't want to suck that.
02:09:12 No, no.
02:09:15 Weird. No no no.
02:09:17 She little too gray a little too Ohio for my tastes.
02:09:20 Tell me that to tell me that didn't happen in Ohio.
02:09:26 It didn't happen in Ohio.
02:09:28 That was easy.
02:09:29 Just for that, I'm going right to this.
02:09:31 I was going to skip it, but now you get it. You.
02:09:40 I just want to play it because it could be the last time
02:09:42 that you are targeting that or not.
02:09:45 This year, the blue and silver
02:09:48 was stand and cheer the Brave.
02:09:51 Rah rah rah rah go hard.
02:09:53 When the day we're banner.
02:09:56 You will give your fame down the field.
02:10:00 And gain a Lions victory.
02:10:04 Go, Lions!
02:10:09 They don't get the roar.
02:10:12 So this is a good segue.
02:10:14 I just had to squeeze the lions in.
02:10:15 But this is a good segue.
02:10:17 After the black segment
02:10:20 did you hear Pantone every year picks their color
02:10:24 of the year?
02:10:25 Did you know there was a color of the year?
02:10:29 No, no,
02:10:31 it was a you can't you can't wait
02:10:35 takes on the internet.
02:10:36 But artist and a quote maker.
02:10:38 I cannot step away from the inspirational choice
02:10:43 that choosing white as the color of the year for 2026.
02:10:47 I think they're pandering to Trump.
02:10:48 Oh my gosh, just like the Toyota guy.
02:10:50 It's a lofty white and it's the symbol of calming.
02:10:54 You know, white dancer is a lofty white, the symbol of white.
02:10:56 I'll let her realize,
02:10:58 oh, look, we can peel away layers of outmoded thinking.
02:11:02 And as the new year approaches, it opens up
02:11:06 the concept.
02:11:06 I think this an art school, and it was annoying then.
02:11:08 And it's annoying now. Yeah.
02:11:10 Tell me that you can't make a good decision
02:11:12 because you're so worried about stepping on somebody's
02:11:14 toes without actually telling you that you can't make a decision.
02:11:17 We can't make a decision because we're worried about stepping on people's toes.
02:11:19 We chose white, and we actually chose an off white
02:11:22 because we didn't
02:11:22 want to really say white, because then we would have really made certain
02:11:26 a certain demographic very, very happy that the white is the superior color.
02:11:30 This year.
02:11:32 Not that there's anything wrong with that.
02:11:37 What do you think cloud dancers really want to drown out all those sounds
02:11:40 and have a clear voice, although so true to work.
02:11:44 Well, thank you, Cloud Dancer. White.
02:11:46 I guess now I can start using white with some kind of like
02:11:52 official mark because it's the color of the year.
02:11:54 That's really cool.
02:11:56 That's.
02:11:57 I'm happy.
02:11:57 I'm happy about it, I think not because I'm white.
02:12:00 I just do you know what color is not on the pride flag?
02:12:05 You're more of like a tan.
02:12:08 At this time of the year,
02:12:11 black, pretty white.
02:12:14 Black is not on the right thing.
02:12:18 Black or white?
02:12:20 It doesn't matter.
02:12:21 Black or white.
02:12:22 So, Gary, I forgot to pull this up earlier, but not.
02:12:26 Oh, sorry.
02:12:26 You beat me to it.
02:12:27 No, it's fine. It's only 50s. But.
02:12:30 But no, I'm just going to Gary and glue.
02:12:35 Masturbation can can help you relax and relieve stress.
02:12:38 Pain relief.
02:12:39 Masturbation can help relieve menstrual cramps and muscle tension.
02:12:43 Improved mood.
02:12:45 Masturbation can boost your mood and help prevent
02:12:48 anxiety and depression that is going to improve self-esteem.
02:12:52 Masturbation can help improve.
02:12:56 I think I need to work on the timing.
02:12:58 Zeroing in,
02:13:00 maybe speaking the timing,
02:13:04 zeroing in.
02:13:06 Gary. Man.
02:13:06 Jared in the in the monologue.
02:13:08 Cleopatra.
02:13:10 And, so I had a wrestling reference for Cleopatra
02:13:12 here.
02:13:16 I have a button for you then.
02:13:22 Never.
02:13:27 That's not him.
02:13:32 Dude, it looks like he has a mask on.
02:13:35 You say
02:13:37 is he going gonna put that in his butt.
02:13:42 Oh it's Cleopatra's egg.
02:13:47 Hey, what?
02:13:49 Hey. Yeah.
02:13:51 Hey hey hey.
02:13:54 And he's going to take it.
02:13:58 No, it was a biggie.
02:13:59 Is that biggie?
02:14:00 Was that biggie?
02:14:03 Yeah, there was a biggie.
02:14:04 AJ Brown has Geico like a regular.
02:14:06 I love the that that's a wrestler that I know.
02:14:08 Biggie they do bro.
02:14:10 You do yeah dude he did the he hosted the, Michigan Panthers games,
02:14:16 but he's not a wrestler anymore.
02:14:17 He got dropped on his neck.
02:14:18 And yeah, that's why he was hosting football games.
02:14:22 This kid is using.
02:14:28 I don't know about that, sir.
02:14:31 I think he cracked that open chocolate in it up there.
02:14:34 That guy's not dressed gay at all. Wrestling is not gay.
02:14:36 Why don't you.
02:14:39 Why did you do this?
02:14:40 I know how valuable that I used to have a promising career.
02:14:43 Why did you do it?
02:14:44 But I know how valuable that egg is. I do.
02:14:46 I just wanted to come in here yesterday and take a selfie with it in your office.
02:14:50 That's it.
02:14:51 And there's just so much security everywhere.
02:14:52 I can't even go to the locker room because everybody's watching.
02:14:55 I just went back to the hotel. I just got scared. I'm sorry.
02:15:00 I don't know if I believe anything you say.
02:15:01 Show me a selfie.
02:15:02 You took us.
02:15:03 That whole story is so full of holes.
02:15:05 It's pathetic.
02:15:06 I think.
02:15:06 Yeah. That's you.
02:15:07 Look at that. That that disgusting.
02:15:10 That is disgusting behavior,
02:15:13 you know?
02:15:13 Wait a minute, Sammy.
02:15:16 You took a huge risk coming in here.
02:15:18 You look so funny, dude.
02:15:20 He looks like a guy wearing a mask of him.
02:15:22 All morning.
02:15:24 So do other celebrities these days with their face full back surgery.
02:15:27 What?
02:15:28 You're dropping the charges reminds me of.
02:15:36 Rage on the set up big.
02:15:38 He knew what was coming.
02:15:39 Now Ridge with a throw is all dropping.
02:15:41 Big E right on the top of his head is big E okay,
02:15:46 okay.
02:15:46 When that was all dropping, big E.
02:15:51 There most of the hard
02:15:53 ridge almost set up big.
02:15:55 He knew what was coming.
02:15:56 Now Ridge with a throw is all dropping.
02:15:58 Big E right on the top of his head.
02:15:59 Big E hit hard.
02:16:01 Oh, I thought there would be more.
02:16:03 There's more. After the
02:16:05 should he do?
02:16:06 But I guess not.
02:16:13 They can only show so much.
02:16:14 They can only show so much without his permission.
02:16:20 Yeah.
02:16:21 Cool story bro. Broke his neck.
02:16:24 Never came back.
02:16:27 I got, I got.
02:16:31 Juliana Nelson here.
02:16:32 I check it.
02:16:37 Did you do?
02:16:42 There's a lot of Gary speeches in these.
02:16:44 The rest of these links here.
02:16:48 I don't,
02:16:49 I don't know,
02:16:51 I rather look at sandwiches.
02:16:54 Yeah. I got a quick news story, though.
02:16:55 This is funny.
02:16:57 In Grand Rapids, December 8th, an 18 year old man
02:17:01 was charged in a deadly shooting from last month out of Grand Rapids.
02:17:04 Police say death came after
02:17:06 the suspect had spent days negotiating a gun for shoes swap. So,
02:17:12 pretty, pretty smart, pretty smart criminal.
02:17:14 I want to.
02:17:16 So you walk in there with a pair of shoes and they can give you a gun that's cheap.
02:17:21 Well, I mean, yeah, but it doesn't work.
02:17:24 They swapped the shoes for gun,
02:17:25 and then the guy took the gun and got the shoes back.
02:17:32 Right.
02:17:34 Yeah, I think they should
02:17:36 maybe try a gun for gun swap to start.
02:17:39 Let's start slow.
02:17:43 Oh, so he was dead at the scene.
02:17:44 Okay, so when he died? Yeah.
02:17:47 Wasn't that the stuff?
02:17:48 The gun for shoes.
02:17:50 And then he killed him and took the shoes and his wallet.
02:17:57 So it wasn't real at all.
02:17:58 I'm confused.
02:18:02 But I'm confused.
02:18:04 And I was joking, isn't it?
02:18:05 You take your gun in, and then they give you shoes.
02:18:10 No, it was, personal.
02:18:13 Two people,
02:18:15 they were.
02:18:15 So they must have been like some Nike's then, right? Or something.
02:18:18 Something nice, I'm assuming.
02:18:19 I mean, that's all they own, right.
02:18:26 So what's the moral of that story.
02:18:27 Don't Craigslist.
02:18:30 If you're going to trade gun for shoes make sure you have also a gun
02:18:34 that you're not trading.
02:18:35 Bring two guns one to trade one to.
02:18:38 That's should we assume not trade right.
02:18:42 Fresh. Delicious.
02:18:44 Tasty.
02:18:45 Meaty turkey filled cold cut combo
02:18:50 that leaves a gun.
02:18:52 Leave the gun unloaded or don't.
02:18:55 Don't sell gun with bullets.
02:18:58 See, now, a gun with all bullets is not
02:19:02 a gun,
02:19:04 was it? It was even loaded.
02:19:06 That's weird. Right?
02:19:07 I mean, because if somebody started loading it,
02:19:08 I'd be like, well, at least I have time to try and get it.
02:19:11 Well, unless you want to, like, just under the guise of,
02:19:13 hey, I just want to make sure it works
02:19:16 if I go plus.
02:19:17 Yeah, why are you pointing it at me?
02:19:19 Because you're going to give me the fucking shoes
02:19:21 and get the fuck out of here.
02:19:23 Yeah, I want to make sure the gun is capable of shooting bullets.
02:19:25 I kill someone.
02:19:28 Sounds like a helmet traded
02:19:30 for a radar detector.
02:19:35 Oh, wait.
02:19:36 No no no no, you don't you don't you don't squeeze a burger.
02:19:40 You don't squeeze the juices out. Fuck. Smashburger.
02:19:42 And you don't.
02:19:43 Why pour all that cheese on it if you're just going to tip
02:19:45 some of it off?
02:19:48 I don't agree.
02:19:50 Caramelized onions. Nice.
02:19:52 There's some real meat.
02:19:57 Wait.
02:19:57 How did he. Hurry, hurry!
02:19:59 He's got magic bread.
02:20:07 Try to catch it on the end.
02:20:08 But there isn't an end.
02:20:10 There it is.
02:20:15 Yeah, that'd be good.
02:20:17 There's a place in Troy that does something very similar to that.
02:20:21 But they can put, like a chicken tender or mozzarella sticks in the middle,
02:20:25 or chicken tender and mozzarella sticks
02:20:28 and some kind of other meat.
02:20:31 The only thing I don't like about it is they're they're,
02:20:35 I don't know what you call it, a cottage cheese steak, but whatever.
02:20:37 They're cheesesteaks.
02:20:38 Come with chicken or not.
02:20:41 Chicken.
02:20:42 I think it's chicken and meat is what it's called.
02:20:45 The two options.
02:20:45 You can either get chicken or meat.
02:20:47 And I have soup.
02:20:49 I assume it's beef,
02:20:51 but I probably shouldn't do that.
02:20:55 And I abandon the chair.
02:21:01 I know what I need to do.
02:21:04 I gotta play this damn thing.
02:21:06 Gotta get him out of the way.
02:21:17 Damn, that bottle dart.
02:21:19 Oh, shake your place, everybody.
02:21:22 Hennessy.
02:21:24 That's what they drink.
02:21:27 This. They put it on the cooking.
02:21:29 I sat down for a second
02:21:32 with three people I know.
02:21:36 I told you, I do.
02:21:42 It to the people.
02:21:56 I went to my house
02:21:57 about 3:00 to try to get right
02:22:01 with you.
02:22:02 This is the last time
02:22:05 you have to go over my door.
02:22:08 I felt like shit, I can't stop.
02:22:10 That's going to say, you know, I need a friend of you.
02:22:13 Have a dirty booty that I always remember.
02:22:17 I don't I say that
02:22:20 you gotta do
02:22:22 that.
02:22:22 No, I told you, I want you.
02:22:26 Oh, boy.
02:22:27 So I'm.
02:22:30 Brandy.
02:22:30 Got a
02:22:32 I know, I told you, I want you to make when you gotta do.
02:22:40 That now.
02:22:43 You say what my up here, angel?
02:22:47 Do what I say.
02:22:48 I want to go to drink. You.
02:22:51 I don't see what you get.
02:22:55 You got a go.
02:22:56 I know I told you I'm true.
02:22:59 You got a big old.
02:23:01 So I'm saying you
02:23:04 gotta be something I don't want.
02:23:07 So if I got you,
02:23:09 you got.
02:23:13 You got
02:23:15 that?
02:23:22 Damn.
02:23:27 I'm. Damn.
02:23:36 Oh, I gotta go get my sandwich.
02:23:38 I like to fly.
02:23:40 I did not want to be dropping in your face.
02:23:45 You can't stop.
02:23:46 You gotta
02:23:48 stop.
02:23:50 I'm watching.
02:23:51 I can't stop staring at
02:23:53 you and take a picture.
02:23:55 I hope
02:23:57 that what you got makes me so horny.
02:24:02 And I'm back like that.
02:24:03 So I said.
02:24:07 Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.
02:24:11 Oh, baby,
02:24:13 you break me I'll bring it.
02:24:16 Baby.
02:24:16 You got. Me
02:24:24 I come. Wow.
02:24:26 From a.
02:24:31 Body how
02:24:33 I want it.
02:24:34 So system I want you I want you to spring what I say I want you to break up on me.
02:24:40 Got it going on I want this song, by the way.
02:24:44 And I'd rather wait. I'm.
02:24:48 I'm down to get the friction on.
02:24:49 So ladies, ladies name I want my face and stick it out in my voice.
02:24:55 Got to shout, baby. Got.
02:25:00 To. Take me right now.
02:25:05 With that which went to in the curse I can't get it.
02:25:08 My sticking to the people things in the magazines
02:25:11 miss thing said stuck in this system baby.
02:25:15 Writing this up I'm not them.
02:25:17 I don't know what makes my
02:25:22 baby.
02:25:28 Baby.
02:25:35 But let me make you got my back.
02:25:39 Let me know what you got.
02:25:40 My back.
02:25:43 There's a lot going on there.
02:25:48 Pretty sure I've got sound coming.
02:25:50 Oh, there it is.
02:25:54 There it isn't.
02:25:56 You have the other one.
02:25:58 Every video I started just kept playing and then kept playing playlist.
02:26:01 So when I came back, there was like five things playing.
02:26:06 Why is there nobody on the screen?
02:26:07 There should be something on the screen.
02:26:09 Everyone's on the screen.
02:26:11 No, nobody.
02:26:12 You're you're in charge here.
02:26:15 Oh, fuck.
02:26:16 Whatever the side of hip hop.
02:26:24 I probably shouldn't leave it on that scene for very long.
02:26:27 My inspecting.
02:26:29 First of all, what's the van?
02:26:31 What does he use? The badge?
02:26:33 I don't know, that is clearly.
02:26:34 Dude, if anybody owns a van like that,
02:26:38 people are thinking one thing.
02:26:42 From the back roads of the city to a frozen barn on the edge of nowhere.
02:26:46 Welcome to fledge rental life.
02:26:48 Oh, that's symbol for ownership for your favorite open world crime saga.
02:26:52 Welcome back to Fledge Rant.
02:26:54 Live broadcasting from a garage cold enough to keep stakes
02:26:57 frozen heaters off so the mic doesn't.
02:26:58 Oh, my hands feel like bricks, but we're running it anyway.
02:27:01 Turn this place into a damn I box and you fuck off.
02:27:04 Get the coldest barn in the county to the mean streets of your country.
02:27:07 Hope your little podcast was worth it.
02:27:11 This place smells like what?
02:27:12 Hey, hey, team up with Brady's beats and drawers.
02:27:14 Bad attitude.
02:27:15 Survive the barn and make a clean getaway.
02:27:18 Everybody fuck off.
02:27:24 Everybody.
02:27:26 Every. Fuck off course.
02:27:29 But I want you.
02:27:30 I'm going to save the last one for a moment.
02:27:33 All right?
02:27:33 Save it for one moment.
02:27:36 Did you see this finally happen?
02:27:38 After years and years of anticipation, I did.
02:27:41 I tried to find it.
02:27:42 It's actually good. It's actually good.
02:27:45 It looks like C-3po.
02:27:47 They made a good one.
02:27:50 What would be one of those?
02:27:51 Hey, it's.
02:27:52 There's not much of a
02:27:54 artistic license here.
02:27:56 I mean, all they had to do was copy the mold.
02:27:59 Yeah, but a lot of statue these days.
02:28:03 Yeah. All right.
02:28:03 Very good.
02:28:08 Still,
02:28:08 though, I mean, I don't like the idea of thinking that Detroit is so bad.
02:28:11 We need RoboCop now.
02:28:13 They're just normalizing the new patrol that's coming
02:28:18 right?
02:28:19 But try and find where it is.
02:28:21 You know where it is. It's in Detroit, that's all I know.
02:28:23 I'm supposed to just drive around Detroit till I see it.
02:28:29 It's in the front of some kind of movie company
02:28:31 that I was unaware even existed.
02:28:36 People are out there in the cold.
02:28:37 I mean,
02:28:39 look at that building behind it.
02:28:40 It's quite a destination.
02:28:42 Quite a destination.
02:28:44 Why is he pointing right at the fucking.
02:28:46 It look like he's tickling his.
02:28:48 Yeah, he's gonna touch his dick.
02:28:50 Robo dick.
02:28:52 Is it good?
02:28:53 Did he get shot there?
02:28:54 I mean, I know he got pretty fucked up,
02:28:57 so I would imagine they messed with that too.
02:29:01 Palate cleanser? No,
02:29:03 but, Oh, here we go.
02:29:05 Good morning America.
02:29:06 Some showers are coming across the southwest
02:29:09 looking at the weather in the cities along the coast.
02:29:11 We can see some some partial cloud L.A sitting at 71 degrees there.
02:29:16 The East Coast we see a lot.
02:29:18 It's, It's just not at all the warmer temperatures, like, oh,
02:29:21 81 and Orlando at 85.
02:29:25 Atlanta sees temperatures
02:29:26 rising throughout the week with nothing but beautiful sunshine.
02:29:29 And that's it for me back. The studio,
02:29:33 the studio to the studio.
02:29:36 Yeah.
02:29:36 So speaking of anal, I've got a really, really
02:29:40 wicked ass lab.
02:29:41 So this is a random, I think, homeless person
02:29:43 or some Jack starts a conversation like that
02:29:47 in New York.
02:29:48 Check the shit out.
02:29:49 He winds up,
02:29:51 he's like, Wham!
02:29:53 With what is hand?
02:29:56 He just open handed fucking.
02:29:58 He's like, I like that ass.
02:30:00 And he's like, what a bitch.
02:30:02 And she's like, that's disgusting.
02:30:05 Yeah. Wham!
02:30:08 So he didn't do this as a meme thing.
02:30:10 He did it as a playful thing.
02:30:11 You think, I don't know.
02:30:13 He did it as a
02:30:14 I am a homeless person in New York and I can do whatever the fuck I want.
02:30:17 I'm bored.
02:30:20 I want to see his, YouTube channel.
02:30:23 You guys are trying to come up with content and,
02:30:27 some kind of debate here.
02:30:28 I'm just going to go slice up
02:30:31 why nobody else, like, makes a fucking honestly.
02:30:34 I mean, oh, she's the one bitch steps away.
02:30:37 They just want to win. Doesn't I don't want to.
02:30:39 I'm just gonna let my husband beats me all the time.
02:30:41 I'm used to that.
02:30:44 Please do not do this.
02:30:45 But if you are going to do this when you're slapping
02:30:47 something, you're supposed to slap through it.
02:30:49 Not right up to it. He, like, stops.
02:30:50 He totally stops. You need to follow through.
02:30:53 If you want to watch it.
02:30:54 You're going to get a good look at it, though.
02:30:57 He won't see you, it'll jiggle if you follow through.
02:31:01 Yeah, but you might be past it.
02:31:04 I hope it's fake.
02:31:05 I hope she's in on it. No, that's real.
02:31:12 Because two people would
02:31:13 never conspire to do something crazy to be on the internet.
02:31:16 Yeah,
02:31:18 they were not.
02:31:19 And apparently many of the Fox News Channel
02:31:22 16 prior arrests.
02:31:25 Because Lee Sadler says.
02:31:30 I yeah,
02:31:31 but the Fox News says
02:31:35 I don't.
02:31:38 You know, I don't think that's okay.
02:31:45 Was she alone?
02:31:47 It looked like it.
02:31:48 Where was there?
02:31:49 There's like, yeah, it's NYU student.
02:31:51 So there's a lot of, students, women walking by and they get harassed.
02:31:55 I'm assuming.
02:31:58 You could tell, though, should we, by what she was wearing?
02:32:01 Maybe she was asking for it.
02:32:04 She uses jeans, and a shirt.
02:32:06 Okay. Clearly I'm joking.
02:32:08 Believe all women.
02:32:12 So do you got.
02:32:12 You got anything else?
02:32:13 I got a conspiracy.
02:32:16 Story about Derek Chauvin being stabbed.
02:32:21 He's the cop that
02:32:23 didn't rest. Kneel on.
02:32:25 After that.
02:32:26 His job
02:32:28 got that, did his job and got in trouble for it.
02:32:32 So he got stabbed 22 times.
02:32:35 Garlic grilled cheese.
02:32:37 So, this is Jesse Waters breaking down.
02:32:41 This conspiracy,
02:32:44 shocking new details and the attempted
02:32:45 murder of America's most high profile inmate last Friday.
02:32:49 Derek Chauvin was shoved 22 times in the library by another inmate.
02:32:53 And now we know who the other inmate was in the anal.
02:32:55 His name is John Gak.
02:32:58 He's 52 and he's already served
02:33:00 27 years of his 30 year sentence.
02:33:03 And with three years left until freedom
02:33:05 apparently decided I'm going to murder somebody twice.
02:33:09 Kak is also a member of the Mexican mafia.
02:33:11 And are you ready?
02:33:12 An FBI informant, the complaint says, terse
02:33:16 at first denied wanting to kill Chauvin.
02:33:19 And then the complaint says the Mexican mafia guy waived
02:33:22 his Miranda rights when the FBI agents showed up to interview him.
02:33:25 First of all, why is the FBI conducting the interview?
02:33:29 The FBI only shows up to prison murders is
02:33:32 if someone's ordered a hit, or if the perp or the victim was still informing,
02:33:37 or all of the above.
02:33:38 And why does it go? Why?
02:33:39 Who is that? Are we sure that's true?
02:33:41 Waive his Miranda rights and wait until you hear
02:33:44 what the FBI says he confessed to.
02:33:46 It's just too perfect.
02:33:48 The FBI claims that the Mexican
02:33:50 mafia guy wanted to murder Chauvin on Black Friday.
02:33:53 To symbolically avenge Black Lives Matter,
02:33:56 only to distract the Mexican mafia member
02:33:59 who poisoned blacks his whole career with drugs and who was incarcerated
02:34:03 during the Black Lives Matter movement, is a social justice warrior,
02:34:07 and anybody who knows anything about prison knows the Mexicans.
02:34:10 Stay with the Mexicans, the blacks
02:34:11 stay with the blacks in the whites stay with the whites.
02:34:13 Mexican inmates don't just start murdering white inmates
02:34:16 to show solidarity with black inmates.
02:34:19 Maybe.
02:34:21 But here's what's mysterious.
02:34:22 Turf shack is listed as white, and the origin of his name is Croatian.
02:34:27 Now, how many Croatians do you know in the Mexican mafia?
02:34:31 I didn't know the Mexican mafia was so diverse.
02:34:34 So this woke Croatian Mexican mobster, FBI informant
02:34:37 has been suddenly moved to a new federal prison.
02:34:40 For whose protection exactly?
02:34:42 We're not sure.
02:34:43 And terse.
02:34:44 Jack's history with the FBI is fascinating.
02:34:47 He flipped on the Mexican mob back in the late 90s,
02:34:49 and helped the FBI lock up more than 40 of his fellow gangsters.
02:34:53 He admitted to carrying out a number of crimes while working as an undercover
02:34:57 FBI informant, but was furious during his sentencing
02:35:00 and told the judge the FBI made him do it.
02:35:03 Quote, I didn't commit those crimes for kicks.
02:35:06 I did them because I had to if I wanted to stay alive.
02:35:09 I told that to the FBI agents and they just said, do what you have to do.
02:35:15 Liz Collins produced a very eye
02:35:17 opening documentary on the death of George Floyd called The Fall of Minneapolis.
02:35:20 And Liz joins me now.
02:35:21 Liz, we need to hear from Liz.
02:35:25 The Summer of love
02:35:27 was very weird, right?
02:35:30 It's definitely more vandalism and more more destruction
02:35:33 and more rioting than there was on January 6th.
02:35:38 That summer of love for George Floyd.
02:35:40 This is crazy.
02:35:41 The way that they allowed mostly peaceful protesting.
02:35:46 But I'll say the same thing for both events.
02:35:48 The peaceful protesters should not be lumped in with the crazy rioting
02:35:51 criminals, because that's how we that's how they'll end up stopping any protesting
02:35:56 or free speech whatsoever, because they'll say, well,
02:35:58 it'll always lead to a riot or some type of a terrorist action.
02:36:03 That's how they'll get the free speech.
02:36:05 We finally, and we'll beg for it. Please.
02:36:08 We're kind of begging for it now.
02:36:09 Please make people stop saying things that make me feel bad.
02:36:12 Please, just because you're offended by
02:36:15 something doesn't make you right.
02:36:20 I'm offended by that.
02:36:22 Doesn't make me right.
02:36:26 Kind of death
02:36:28 or kind of does.
02:36:33 Have some more God videos from Gary that we should probably play.
02:36:37 Or I can just play a hundred times.
02:36:39 We said Angel on the show.
02:36:41 God. God didn't create humans.
02:36:44 Humans created the idea of God not out of arrogance, but out of loneliness.
02:36:48 In a 93 billion light year wide silence.
02:36:51 You're not who you think you are
02:36:52 because the atoms inside you are older than the Earth itself.
02:36:55 Seriously, your body is made of particles forged in exploding stars
02:36:59 billions of years before,
02:37:02 and now that
02:37:02 same everything matter is somehow able to think of it, I detect wait,
02:37:06 how does a universe made of atoms end up producing awareness?
02:37:10 I want to hear.
02:37:11 And here's a fun fact everything you've ever created,
02:37:14 an AI has an embedded signature
02:37:16 that you can almost not ever take out of, even if you edit it.
02:37:20 Unless you completely like, if you transcode it and all that, it doesn't.
02:37:23 You have to completely somehow find it and take it out, which is almost impossible.
02:37:27 And it's not like a watermark in the sense that you can read it, but it's embedded.
02:37:31 So I will always be
02:37:34 known somehow, like there's a signature you can't get around it.
02:37:36 So don't try to pass up AI as your own shit.
02:37:39 We can tell every thought you've ever had is just electrical activity
02:37:44 and a 1.4kg lump of neurons
02:37:47 shaped by millions of years of evolution.
02:37:50 You just said billions to billions in your anger.
02:37:53 They aren't cosmic punishments, they're interpretations
02:37:56 your brain learned over time.
02:37:59 Let's take this small example.
02:38:00 You touch a cup of hot tea your brain remembers last time it burned you.
02:38:04 So even before touching you, pull your hand back.
02:38:06 The heat didn't scare you.
02:38:08 Your past experience did.
02:38:10 That's a pattern.
02:38:10 Pain doesn't arrive from outside.
02:38:12 You manufacture it.
02:38:14 Interpretation is the real creator.
02:38:16 So scientifically speaking, it motions don't come from knowing that.
02:38:20 Did you know that you could just do exercises and kind of stop the pain?
02:38:25 But pain is also a warning sign.
02:38:26 So it's, you know, good to listen to pain the world they come from you.
02:38:31 And here's where everything you were taught flips heaven.
02:38:34 Hell can't speed up the sun God sitting above the clouds.
02:38:37 Physics finds no evidence for any of them.
02:38:39 No gates, no flames, no cosmic scoreboard.
02:38:42 But the brain.
02:38:43 It hates not knowing.
02:38:44 So in a universe with no instruction manual, the mind invented stories
02:38:48 to feel safe, to tame fear, to explain death.
02:38:51 So in that reason alone, why would you want to be the one that removes it?
02:38:55 You're that un apathetic
02:38:58 that you know.
02:38:59 I mean, it's like,
02:39:01 imagine walking up to a child and telling them all their fairy tales
02:39:04 and everything that they think is their reality is not true.
02:39:07 All in one instant
02:39:09 either.
02:39:09 You have to accept it
02:39:11 and move on with your life, or you'll simply block it and get even more broken.
02:39:15 So I think you atheists may have the wrong approach, is what I'm saying.
02:39:21 You need to sort it out a little more.
02:39:22 I know you can't handle that because soft selling in itself is lying.
02:39:25 I know you can handle lying because that reality of la la la la la la.
02:39:30 But carrying
02:39:31 the truth is not Christian or Muslim or Buddhist or Jewish.
02:39:34 So that's true of physics and is also true of the mind.
02:39:36 Right.
02:39:37 Or whatever's possible for us mentally and emotionally.
02:39:41 The guy has no soul attack.
02:39:42 And whatever happens after death and whatever
02:39:44 it's like to try to lift his face, barely
02:39:46 one isolated community 2000 years ago that had no access to science
02:39:51 or even scientific values, much less scientific tools,
02:39:56 got it perfectly right and everyone else got it wrong, right?
02:39:59 So one of these revealed text who says that
02:40:02 despite the fact that none of them seem to recognize that slavery
02:40:05 was a problem morally among other things, that they know
02:40:08 nothing about DNA or electricity or information science,
02:40:12 or the real scale of the cosmos, or how disease spreads or anything.
02:40:16 But they can tell you how to sacrifice a goat,
02:40:19 and they've got some good wisdom in there too, but not they don't have a monopoly
02:40:23 on that, because, you know, the Greeks had that and the Buddhist had that.
02:40:26 And, you know, it's
02:40:29 the golden rule exists in many different contexts.
02:40:31 And, you know, even even a monkey is immune to it, some basic version of it,
02:40:36 when you treat them unfairly or, you know, we're calling them monkey
02:40:38 or another with a grape, they send it and not like that.
02:40:41 Whatever is true about us spiritually and ethically is deeper
02:40:44 than culture, and it's certainly deeper than any ancient culture.
02:40:48 Right.
02:40:48 And the fact that the world was partitioned by language barriers
02:40:51 and geographical barriers for thousands of years
02:40:54 and everyone came to it, came up with different books,
02:40:57 is an artifact that we have to recognize as an artifact.
02:41:01 And it's it's it's specious.
02:41:03 It's spurious.
02:41:04 It's not at the actual foundation.
02:41:07 I don't know what species moral knowledge or anything else.
02:41:10 And when you go into the Bible and read it
02:41:13 and find and purport to find wisdom there, even if you're a fundamentalist,
02:41:18 fundamentalists are picking and choosing the stuff
02:41:20 that they think is wise and stuff they think is better left ignored,
02:41:25 and they do that on a basis of a larger cultural conversation
02:41:28 that is secular and that has moved on.
02:41:30 And so it's like with the fact that you're you're still not trying to figure out
02:41:34 whether you should kill somebody for working on the Sabbath.
02:41:37 If you're if you're Jewish and reading
02:41:40 the Pentateuch or,
02:41:42 whether you really need to hunt witches
02:41:44 in your community for the crime of witchcraft. Right.
02:41:46 And the fact that you can ignore all that
02:41:47 and just just take the good so-called good stuff.
02:41:50 Again, that's an editing procedure.
02:41:51 This that is the the gold standard of that is your own moral intuitions
02:41:56 that have been tuned up by your engagement with the 21st century
02:41:59 and your inevitable engagement with the 21st century,
02:42:01 and in a wider secular culture. Right.
02:42:04 So none of these religions has have a monopoly on anything other
02:42:07 than their own sectarian ignorance and tribalism and dogmatism.
02:42:11 The truth is nonsectarian.
02:42:13 The truth is not Christian or Muslim or Buddhist or.
02:42:19 Anything from the Prophet
02:42:20 Barnes or your Nintendo 64 flatbread who goes full 3D run jumping ranches.
02:42:26 Gary grabbing my coins and keeping the heat on.
02:42:28 The angriest podcast in the North. Just when 64 bit.
02:42:30 Dive into Gary's briefing Bahnhof
02:42:32 and explore a snowy, open world packed with ranch rhythms and complain.
02:42:34 Think this is funny?
02:42:35 Hook up your little podcast was worth it.
02:42:46 What for?
02:42:48 Mike check Brady.
02:42:49 Let's turn the garage into an arena for you that you just got
02:42:53 more done before.
02:42:54 You're got to get it on
02:42:57 your.
02:42:59 Getting the acceptance of a new
02:43:03 group.
02:43:06 Keep in mind
02:43:08 no, wait, no wait.
02:43:10 I got to learn the rest.
02:43:17 But guess what?
02:43:18 You got to break what you get when you get up.
02:43:23 When you start in the Russell Ford.
02:43:28 There was this other component
02:43:29 that I think drives a lot of the Zionism in the United States today,
02:43:33 and that's the belief that Israel is going to start Armageddon.
02:43:38 And then that brings Jesus back.
02:43:41 And about 30% of the U.S.
02:43:43 population believes that this is what's going to happen,
02:43:46 that Israel will will basically start World War three, and Jesus
02:43:50 will come back to earth to defeat, you know, the forces of evil.
02:43:55 And that'll bring in a thousand year reign of Jesus directly ruling the world.
02:44:00 And the world will be wonderful for it.
02:44:01 It'll be like heaven for a thousand years.
02:44:04 And so they they there's also a component
02:44:06 of, of Christian fundamentalists in the United States
02:44:10 who believe that Israel is necessary for the religious.