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Who? You're as old as Christ
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you're willing to crucify.
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But you.
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Are the future you sacrifice.
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Just you cling to your nice one.
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True.
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I've seen you before.
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It's like the same old crime.
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You're in a flash race Monday, 10 p.m.
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eastern time.
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You're digging in heels like it's 33 A.D..
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You can blind mules, but someday you'll see me.
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You. You're as old as Christ.
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You're nailing kids up to your true father.
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Still chasing Paradise.
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But one day the reaper rolls the dice I know I've seen you before.
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It's like the same old crime.
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Fox news on your flip phone.
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You only reason behind yellow like clouds
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and blowing away your grandkids future.
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But someday they'll be.
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Happy with me?
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As Christ.
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As I am.
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As Christ. I know.
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Oh, that's Christ, I know.
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Oh, yes, I know you.
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Oh, there's Christ,
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oh, there's Christ I know you're as old,
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but Christ
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loves love.
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Oh yes, I know you.
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From the upper room to this recliner that smells like Bengay and regret.
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I've been collecting dust since dust was invented.
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Watch the nails.
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Go and watch the Red sea parted because Moses, he farted,
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invented cholesterol, original sin and the chain email.
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My retarded prostate orbits Uranus.
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My knees never break the big bang with every step.
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I wrote Leviticus in cursive on stone tablets with my penis.
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Still furious.
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They changed the rules for rushed for over the means about fluoride
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inside of my stool.
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My grandson who blocked me in 2013.
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Not obese, clogged with bad and bad blood type prune juice.
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In spite.
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I came out of the body, told no way his book was over to tell the dinosaurs
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global warming was chill. And now I sit here yelling at clouds.
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I used to fear me, pull my finger, smelled the incense mixed
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with the pen like father can't save what's already priced.
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2000 years old, but too old is Christ.
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Is old as Christ.
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Love.
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To know
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that Christ God.
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Amen.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm, or just plain
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nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental.
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It kind of hilarious.
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They are not response people for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment,
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or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing, or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed
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in front of a live studio audience.
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And. When I was
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in grade school.
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Now, four decades ago.
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And we had an oral report due, I was like, yay!
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No homework.
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I did not have to have one word written.
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Kind of like this monologue.
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Nothing.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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And sorry to trick you again.
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Last week we, we did anal.
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This week we're doing oral.
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And no, this is not a discussion on how to perform
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or receive head properly.
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The oldest fossils of modern man
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that were carbon dated or dated scientifically,
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date back to 318,000 years ago.
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History is what we have written down,
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and that dates back roughly the last 10,000 years.
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And no more.
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That means
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for a vast majority of the time, modern
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man has walked this planet.
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Our history has been primarily oral.
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Now, oral traditions
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were very important on many, many cultures along the way.
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But if you've ever played the, once again grade school game,
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which I haven't played in for decades called operator,
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where one would the kids would sit in a circle and, one kid would come up
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with a, a sentence or two, whisper it to the person next to them
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who was the next person, and so on, through the circle.
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And then we'd all get a big laugh as to what came out at the end,
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because it was nowhere near what it started out as.
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Now, when it comes to oral history
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for cultures where this was a primary part of storytelling,
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history, keeping, record keeping,
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how they shared their mythologies and their poems
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and their songs and their chance.
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And they danced to them, and they would have costumes.
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This was a big deal.
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This was their entertainment.
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This is with their TV.
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The modern version of this is the podcast
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or or possibly,
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those, or do they call them books on tape?
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Really? Call now?
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Well, regardless.
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Time has always been measured by light.
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Sun comes up.
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Daytime sun goes down. Nighttime.
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That's a day.
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It is so much more profound than that.
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In 1905, Albert
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Einstein wrote a paper on special relativity explained to us.
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Y equals m c squared, which was an equation they had.
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They already knew that.
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And he explained why it makes so much sense in
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in special cases, special frame references.
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And then it took them another 11 years to come up with
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general relativity where e equals MC squared still applies.
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But the throwing gravity
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and this is where this is where things get important.
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Now since E equals x squared c the speed of light,
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the light that I was just talking about,
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the, the speed limit of the universe,
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just shy of 300,000km per second.
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And the reason I say kilometers instead of miles is because
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it's closer to 300,000, which is nice, even though
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the closest even thousand you get in miles is 186.
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So 186,000 miles per second.
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And that is the speed of light. Now.
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This is
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my refutation of the Fermi paradox.
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The nearest star to us,
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besides our own sun,
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is Alpha Centauri.
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And, I think that's roughly.
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Well, regardless, by jet propulsion,
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it would take
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a lifetime to reach
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or an amount of energy that we don't even,
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possess with the dog doing
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boys.
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And in order to explore,
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I don't know,
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us a star in a medium distance away.
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It would take a generation ship where you have offspring,
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and they live and die, and they have offspring.
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They live and die, they have offspring, they live and die, etc.
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for the entire duration of the trip.
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It would just take way too long.
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The reason? Well, where is everybody?
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The answer?
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Way, way too far away.
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It's not a matter of where are the extraterrestrials?
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We know where they are.
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They're everywhere. Do the math.
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There are approximately 200 billion stars in our galaxy.
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If that
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the average of most galaxies.
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And we have no reason to believe it is or isn't.
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But this is the one we know, so.
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And that's just an estimation as well.
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And there are literally trillions of galaxies.
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The chances that this
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freak incident of intelligent life,
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squeezing through several filters
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and who knows?
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The next filter we face, we make it through.
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And that's
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one of my main
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goals, is to talk about the bottlenecks and what we pass through.
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The bottlenecks, like the pyramids, like cuneiform,
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like the the information on the Piri Reis map.
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Last week I talked about Cleopatra the Seventh.
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You know, the Ptolemaic Empire of Egypt.
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Those 200 years of the Ptolemies running Egypt, which are Grecians,
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people from Greece ruling in Egypt.
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Well, the the reason I was talking about
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that was to get to the Ptolemaic map, which included information
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that squeezed through the previous bottleneck from the previous ice age. Now.
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So if you didn't understand
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the Eagles and C squared.
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E is on the one side.
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Mass is on the other side.
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That's a huge number.
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The number that I was just discussing, the 300,000km per second squared.
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So it takes a whole lot of mass.
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Scrap that.
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A very little amount of mass
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gives you a whole lot of energy.
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If you take the gravity,
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which is a measurement of mass in the universe,
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and and you put it opposite the energy,
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the whole overall energy of the universe, put it in that equation,
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they're equal,
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they nullify, they cancel each other out.
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Mass equals energy and they are
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nothing.
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But I say the universe doesn't exist,
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but it equals zero.
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We can't travel the speed of light.
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Think of it this way.
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Back to special relativity.
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We are traveling the speed of light.
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When you take into consideration time.
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This reminds me of when James Clerk Maxwell
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combined
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electricity and magnetism
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and came up with electromagnetism.
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Einstein took space
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and time and made space time.
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And then in 1916, general relativity
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time.
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But that's not
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what I'm talking about today either.
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I've been watching some audiobooks.
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That's what the phrase I was looking for earlier on YouTube.
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And it's a curious thing because,
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like Gary, the AI version, the puppet
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that imitates me, looks like me, sounds like me.
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I watched, one I, Brian Green today.
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I watched a couple, meet you.
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Michio Kaku over the weekend.
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And they sound just like him.
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And they've even got lively tone and, and, like, their cadence is correct.
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Until there's one stumbling block, when they say
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a year, instead of saying, you know, the
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man landed on the moon in 1969,
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both Brian Greene and Michio Kaku
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said 1969.
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And that was a dead giveaway that that was not a real human speaking.
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So I decided it was
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time for me to create my own A.I.
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character.
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And Dragons Live proudly presents
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Captain Giggles, my brainchild.
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This week I came up with this myself.
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I told I it's this thing I orally.
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I spoke it into the phone.
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I said, show me a scary cartoon pirate clown. So?
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So that's here's this back story.
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He was born a clown, but he worked his way
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into becoming a pirate captain, so.
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And his best friend is Astronaut Chicken,
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who I like very, very much like James Clerk Maxwell.
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And the dinerstein thing and the
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the clown becoming a pirate.
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He was born a chicken, but worked his way through astronaut school.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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What?
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An m k and g h.
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I'm. Quick!
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It's Hitler's banana bread.
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Here's a sandwich coming up.
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There it is.
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I promise.
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And after I chicken it for fun.
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But.
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That's the century.
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And then.
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What?
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As my guy,
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I made him up.
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That's the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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That made it to the bottom time.
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So I don't know how close.
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I don't know how close I is to real life.
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Well, I certainly made this a cartoon
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because magic.
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Number rainbow.
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Butterfly 310.
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And this is real.
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This is real life.
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Yummy.
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I know.
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Look at the bubbles.
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It's almost over.
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Don't worry. It's only three hours long.
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It's three minutes and 18 seconds.
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I made it myself.
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And where is this thing is about to go?
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You got three over.
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And yes, they were fighting over a waffle.
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It was bouncy, but he's not bouncing.
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You can hear him bouncing.
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A lot of stuff doesn't make sense.
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Like sometimes he has a hook, sometimes feels a hand.
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Sometimes he has a hook and a has a backwards
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face in the wrong direction. Oh.
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Yeah.
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That's,
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Stonehenge.
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That's what I was going to say. Stonehenge?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I just I took exception to the, I impersonation of me the other week.
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I just did you.
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I did a little.
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There's nothing like me.
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Come on.
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You also thought I was getting pissy because I checked the
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the private tube, and, I saw that the cupboards were bare.
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Oh, you do look like you
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see, you're talking about the.
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Oh, you were dressed
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as your dreads comeback character.
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I thought you talked about the fish.
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All right, boys,
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the thing is.
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I'm going to do the standing up today, okay?
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I'm at the roof wearing a heated coat.
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We we already ironed out framing, I think 75 episodes in. So.
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Yeah, we're doing that.
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And backtracking now would be terrible.
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To see my house and I am on my wrong microphone.
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I don't sound like shit.
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Probably.
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I got high tops on,
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but you can't see him go.
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Wow. All right, buddy, all right buddy.
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So what do you guys think about your
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my my captain giggles
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I don't know, I thought it's pretty cool.
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Thank you. Nice.
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There's a nice foray into, the AI world.
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It was my first ever attempt at it. The.
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I don't know how to get people.
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I don't want to confuse people
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because that one of the result was a,
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Right.
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I was about to show you this is.
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Yeah.
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What we're about to show you is real life, 100%, this year
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that there's going to be a Women's Olympics division.
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No, fields is flying out of the gate.
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Look at that speed.
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Crazy keeping pace on the glasses.
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But the Americans transition to the towels is lightning quick.
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20s on the 30 with the skillet toss.
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Look at the control over those vegetables. Nothing leaves the pan.
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She was chicken hits the heat and you can hear that sear.
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She's marinated for hours and hours. It's off.
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Sear on her five minutes to play.
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That's text Jackson right on pace.
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Look at the angle on that top shelf swipe.
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Not a speck left behind.
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It better have make it so she's got to put it in as a textbook
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exhibition sport kitchen laundry garden.
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Better near perfect synchronization out of the start gate.
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Listen to that hum.
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Oh, that last one. If you were wiping dust off them.
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Correct countertops. There it is on the ice.
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Yeah. Slipping away.
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No wasted motion. Yeah.
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And look at the way she flips to the sleeve.
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Textbook steam release right on the seam.
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And they're off.
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The final is underway.
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Watch Morgan with that offset spatula.
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I don't know the word that your said.
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The way you fagots nerd out on so much stuff.
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Yeah. Are we allowed to say that now?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Know, the way you, you you fagots nerd out on so much stuff like I like,
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that's that's where we could get, to be honest.
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All this fantasy bullshit.
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Everybody can bet on anything these days. It's like, why?
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Why not?
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Why not have a competition based off of that?
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Well, if you want to see
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scantily clad women wrestling in nacho cheese
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in the Olympics, call in five, eight, six three ranch three.
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We can't make that happen.
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But I would like the tour.
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If you want to see scantily clad women wrestling
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in nacho cheese, because I've never seen it, but I'm sure it exists.
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Do we have a clip?
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No. No. Absolutely not.
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I've never seen it.
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Okay. Never like this.
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I like this team.
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Now that we're going on, I do have a sports clip.
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I wanted to play.
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Okay,
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the Lions win that game.
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It's gone. Oh, I'm sorry to people.
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Didn't they know they did not win.
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They're supposed to win every game.
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Oh no.
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We suck again.
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It was a high scoring affair I'm pretty sure.
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But it was Stafford or our hearts out this time.
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That's that already when we left.
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And then we won a Super Bowl.
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Yeah that to me worst thing is a sport.
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It started in Finland.
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Oh yes
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it's the nacho cheese.
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This is so amazing. Where are the four organized?
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Oh no. United States hockey.
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I'm looking up nacho cheese. What an annual know.
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We went to a high school.
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Gary was asking for one more thing about the cheese that rolling on.
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Cause it's every discipline is every sport.
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So why wouldn't we?
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Running an obstacle course with the stick between your legs.
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Be no more difficult.
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No, no, there's barely a stick.
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The stick does not really go even.
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This is not I, right?
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This is.
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This is not a,
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But this will be in the Olympics.
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This will not be in the Olympics of exercise.
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And also just to be.
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Are you judged by your horse? Sometimes, if you love to. Yeah.
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It's your heart.
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Yeah. Hair. How much to like, love to go?
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I hope so.
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Oh, not.
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Oh, oh.
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I'm sorry.
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You were judged by your horse.
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Like you're definitely your horse chooses.
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Oh, right, right.
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That would be cute.
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Yeah, well, the horse is going to be biased.
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Yeah.
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For me, I'm biased because I don't.
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We live in a time we'll see a sane man, you know?
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Oh, hold on, there's not just women.
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Something that I can do that gets me off of work.
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That I'm able to run my own business off of.
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I'm able to, If there's a boy doing eyeballs racing, he needs to get beaten up.
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It's a race, but it works out because you're going to be there.
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Yeah. That's good.
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Let's kick his ass. Yeah, actually.
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Yeah. Horses. You.
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I honestly so honestly, I'm very.
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It's a very long.
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I was the horse. I kind of want to kick his ass anyway.
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Fun fact.
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This is, Michigan.
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This is a Michigan they're hosting.
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Oh, well, this US
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hobby horse championship in Michigan.
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So that's, That's yours.
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That's your state.
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Whoever the foreigners in Michigan. Like that one.
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I like that.
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Do I have.
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Ready their picks.
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Me. So, yeah.
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Come on down. Let's go out.
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Come on, man, they're just. This is not wrestling.
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And it's nacho cheese.
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This is sitting in nacho cheese.
00:27:08
Yeah, yeah. It's, oh.
00:27:12
Burger King Kobe.
00:27:17
Wait.
00:27:17
There's so hold on a second. Hold on.
00:27:21
So they had this idea, this bar or this frat
00:27:24
or this very awesome house.
00:27:28
Let's get a pool.
00:27:30
Let's get some nacho cheese, and we'll have the women wrestle.
00:27:33
And they probably went to the store, and they probably bought 100,
00:27:35
200 jars of nacho cheese. Yes.
00:27:39
And had barely covered the bottom of the pool right,
00:27:44
right.
00:27:45
This is not wow, wow.
00:27:47
You have your deal with the dog.
00:27:49
Oh, okay. Performance. Performative.
00:27:52
Yeah. Like the
00:27:54
the whole big aspect.
00:27:59
So while we were at the
00:28:02
to me that's different than, like K-Y jelly too, because that cheese is going
00:28:05
to get into places and it's going to stink if you don't clean it all out. You.
00:28:12
So how do you win? And
00:28:14
by watching.
00:28:16
Yeah, I watch it clearly.
00:28:17
We win.
00:28:20
Oh, there we go.
00:28:22
Oh, damn.
00:28:23
000 okay.
00:28:30
Yeah.
00:28:32
All right.
00:28:33
The guy that's yelling like a woman.
00:28:35
Oh, you need to stop.
00:28:38
There's only one man in the entire world that can go. Whoo!
00:28:41
And we know who that is.
00:28:44
But we were not.
00:28:45
I don't YouTube won't let us talk about wrestling.
00:28:49
Oh, hug it out.
00:28:53
Wait, why didn't she get cheese in that area?
00:28:56
There you you guys, she must be, She must have space in that area.
00:29:01
So is that actual edible cheese?
00:29:05
What did our fearless loser go?
00:29:07
Yeah, you could tell.
00:29:08
You could definitely tell that it was real cheese,
00:29:10
because the amount they had, if it was like.
00:29:13
Right. Yeah. They can't spare that.
00:29:15
This fake cheese.
00:29:17
I'll be right back.
00:29:18
I have to go find a new jabber.
00:29:26
New jabber is, hard to find.
00:29:28
Apparently.
00:29:34
This shot, I got this shot some more sports.
00:29:37
This is going to be a sports based show.
00:29:38
Apparently.
00:29:41
I'm not sure what this is.
00:29:43
Right.
00:29:44
Preparing for a potential rebound.
00:29:49
Second free throw.
00:29:51
My potential rebound.
00:29:54
Are you trying to do that?
00:29:56
Oh, yeah.
00:29:56
Isn't there, a been
00:29:58
if it has to hit the.
00:30:01
All right, I don't know basketball I'm trying to get it out.
00:30:03
You can't just pass to your teammate. Right.
00:30:04
But you can rebound on a miss and then score two points.
00:30:08
Yeah but he didn't rim it's got to hit.
00:30:11
So yeah yeah it's got to the rim because well what happened
00:30:14
is you would chuck it at the backboard and have it come off.
00:30:16
But there are we
00:30:17
you know we've experimented plenty times growing up and it's been using.
00:30:20
Yeah. Fuck yeah.
00:30:22
Why would you you
00:30:23
nail it right off the heel and you have it come back right back to you.
00:30:26
Especially if it's the like the very end of the game.
00:30:28
And you need two points to tie and you only have like
00:30:30
one free throw shot left, you would not want to just waste it.
00:30:33
Yeah I believe if it was in an all star game potentially.
00:30:38
But I believe
00:30:40
somebody Tracy McGrady or somebody had done that, hit it off the heel,
00:30:45
rebounded it from they were shooting the free throw and dunked it.
00:30:51
I think it helps our game.
00:30:52
Obviously the defense is going to be yeah.
00:30:54
You know how basketball games
00:30:55
and with the back and forth a foul fucking three throws foul free throws
00:30:59
I have a simple idea to end that in the last two minutes of a game.
00:31:03
Last five minutes whatever they decide,
00:31:05
if you foul you keep possession.
00:31:08
I mean I know what I mean.
00:31:09
I don't know what you mean by end that.
00:31:14
I can't stand watching basketball because of that.
00:31:17
Like you said, a game of chess at the end. My man.
00:31:19
I don't know what. You're not a game of chess.
00:31:21
I've seen people score. I've seen people score 12 points.
00:31:24
Other team missing free throws and the Shaq attack or the Shaq
00:31:29
hack or whatever they call that shit because he couldn't do free throws.
00:31:32
I mean, I guess it's
00:31:33
part of the strategy, but it's part of the strategy that sucks.
00:31:36
What what what do you what do you think if you
00:31:39
so like if I, if I hack you,
00:31:41
you miss your free throws, then I get the ball right.
00:31:48
Because either it's either a possession foul or free throws.
00:31:50
You don't get free throws and possession or do you.
00:31:53
Because I don't know, you give up.
00:31:56
Yes. That would solve it right there.
00:31:57
You you.
00:31:58
So if you foul somebody you don't get possession after the free throws.
00:32:01
Problem solved.
00:32:03
And yes, it's a problem.
00:32:04
I'm not the only one that thinks that the end of basketball game is
00:32:08
unlike the rest of the game.
00:32:11
You know what they should do?
00:32:12
It uses the same exact rules that the rest of the game, you know, it doesn't.
00:32:16
There's like a bonus.
00:32:17
You don't even get free throws in the beginning.
00:32:19
It absolutely changes as the game goes on. You're wrong.
00:32:21
It's one of the only games that fucking tilts for that bullshit.
00:32:24
Here's my. But that's the reason why there's a bonus.
00:32:26
Because if you do arbitrary fouls, you end up having to shoot regardless.
00:32:31
If there's a basketball game on that I care about.
00:32:33
Like if the Pistons are in the playoffs, I will just wait because I'm like,
00:32:36
I don't care if it's 100 to 40 or 40 to 40.
00:32:39
It's going to come down to that shit at the end.
00:32:41
It just depends on how far.
00:32:42
How far the spread is, is how long they do it.
00:32:46
Heaven forbid there's actually a game that's a blowout, then it no one cares.
00:32:49
They just fucking quit.
00:32:51
Literally, the starters go home or,
00:32:53
you know, get on a plane and leave.
00:32:57
But yeah, so he he definitely was not passing.
00:32:59
This was just a bad shot.
00:33:00
Good lord.
00:33:02
Thank
00:33:04
for paying for a potential rebound.
00:33:06
Like, did it slip?
00:33:07
Everything looks pretty clean.
00:33:09
Second free throw the way he was like really?
00:33:11
He keeps it.
00:33:12
He keeps it hanging as if he like was waiting for it to go towards the rim.
00:33:16
After the prop bet scandal.
00:33:18
This did not age well right.
00:33:21
Good point.
00:33:22
He just made 22. Never missing a feast.
00:33:24
He's like, I gotta miss a free throw for 20 grand.
00:33:27
I'm going
00:33:29
go. Speaking of oral,
00:33:31
I don't I did not.
00:33:34
Hi guys.
00:33:37
He warm the house.
00:33:38
So how's how's Chauncey doing?
00:33:41
Is he,
00:33:42
I'm sure he's out and out. Or is he.
00:33:45
You know, there's two justice systems, right?
00:33:50
One for us
00:33:51
and the other one that sucks and one for regular people.
00:33:55
No one that you got to, like, work through.
00:33:57
It's grueling. You end up being on probation
00:33:59
for three years, and you got to, like, piss in a jar.
00:34:02
And if you fucking breathe the wrong way, it starts all over.
00:34:04
And then you're in the system for life.
00:34:06
Heaven forbid you're not
00:34:08
culturally compared to maybe more things that I might do or look like.
00:34:11
I might look than it's even statistically harder to go through.
00:34:15
Oh, I have like a symbol and drunk drumsticks all the time.
00:34:19
Yeah. So that's was talking about awesome.
00:34:23
But if you have money, you can just.
00:34:24
Yeah, you would be judged.
00:34:25
I would be judged if I walked around with drumsticks at the door.
00:34:28
You know what?
00:34:28
People judge me more about my shirt tucked in your, Yeah.
00:34:32
It's so uncomfortable.
00:34:34
I don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:34:36
Plus, it just makes me look.
00:34:37
I'm barely fat, but no one's seeing it right now,
00:34:40
so it's literally there for your own amusement.
00:34:46
If, like, I,
00:34:47
I'm no longer barely fat and full fledged,
00:34:52
I've never been fat.
00:34:54
I know
00:34:55
I wasn't fat when I was 40 either.
00:34:57
Or whatever you are, I can wear.
00:35:00
I have the same pants from high school, so.
00:35:02
And you probably eat whatever the fuck you want.
00:35:04
Yeah, I remember it just changes.
00:35:06
Oh, I
00:35:08
see I've had arguments with
00:35:11
fat with everyone. That's.
00:35:13
But. No. Hi. How are you doing?
00:35:14
Thank you. Thank you for silk. Okay. Fuck you.
00:35:16
So I would argue you can eat whatever you want to get a cone.
00:35:19
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but guess what?
00:35:21
I don't.
00:35:23
That's why I don't gain a pound.
00:35:24
I can eat whatever I want, but I fucking don't.
00:35:27
That's why I don't gain weight.
00:35:28
Because I don't eat whatever the fuck I want.
00:35:30
It looks like I can because look, look at me.
00:35:33
And when if you see me at a holiday, I might grab an extra slice of cake.
00:35:36
You know why?
00:35:37
Because I never fucking do
00:35:39
this. Draw right here.
00:35:42
No, I'm sorry, I wasn't.
00:35:46
I never do sweets either.
00:35:48
I'm not a snacker.
00:35:49
I don't like snow. I just like to eat fucking.
00:35:51
I want to eat when I'm hungry myself.
00:35:53
Last year. Yeah, I eat one big meal a day. Usually
00:35:57
does it costs a light meal.
00:35:59
Other, for, like, cock?
00:36:01
No, I did have chicken today though.
00:36:05
You need a cock.
00:36:06
It's kind of tough.
00:36:08
I hate to cock breasts
00:36:10
today. Wait, wait.
00:36:12
So I'm confused that I have one breast sense.
00:36:14
Does that make sense?
00:36:15
Did I have one breast or do I have two breasts?
00:36:18
It's two breasts.
00:36:20
Is it?
00:36:20
Well, we all have two breasts.
00:36:23
Yeah, but it was a chicken.
00:36:26
Yeah. It was.
00:36:27
I think it was one breast split in half.
00:36:29
I think I had two breast halves, but I guess two.
00:36:31
No, no no or no.
00:36:36
Two breast per bird.
00:36:40
Let's have some breast.
00:36:42
Why is there only one bra but a pair of panties?
00:36:44
That doesn't make any sense.
00:36:47
Well, there's two vaginas.
00:36:48
Oh, wait, another.
00:36:51
I got that wrong.
00:36:52
Two. One.
00:36:55
Why is there a Simon rips it off the T
00:36:58
rex flying down the fairway in that golf cart.
00:37:01
He's trying to catch his own disc.
00:37:02
Oh no no no no, it's going to putter.
00:37:06
He gets the seven wins out was the the drive and the the.
00:37:10
That looks a little short.
00:37:12
Eagles chasing it down.
00:37:14
Oh Eagle you kill me man.
00:37:16
With the other Simon has the pedal to the metal right now
00:37:20
I've never looked at this golf and said
00:37:23
boy I bet he can do that real fast.
00:37:26
Real fast.
00:37:27
He's a real fast thrower.
00:37:30
And, is he is he doing it by myself?
00:37:33
No, no, this is those three guys.
00:37:35
Okay.
00:37:36
But the first guy has yet to the fourth shot
00:37:41
like it's 1000ft home.
00:37:42
But I it that as, like a 600ft drive.
00:37:45
So all they had to do was chip it up on the green.
00:37:48
But they failed.
00:37:50
And so every man had to have to get make it.
00:37:53
This is this. Has this happened yet.
00:37:54
Are we watching it at the moment?
00:37:56
Yeah. It's live.
00:37:57
Yeah. You pause real time and we're waiting to.
00:38:00
Yeah, yeah. We're waiting for real time.
00:38:01
I was just waiting for an explanation.
00:38:03
And when he was explaining it, I wanted to explain it.
00:38:05
Up to this point, I didn't want him to. Knock, knock.
00:38:07
Who's there? Gary hit.
00:38:09
Now, what if there was a reality where that was possible?
00:38:11
Where?
00:38:12
If we did want to have this,
00:38:13
this discussion, we could quickly travel the speed of light.
00:38:17
Everything else would slow down except us.
00:38:18
We could have this entire conversation
00:38:20
and then stop traveling the speed of light and have it continue, right?
00:38:23
Correct.
00:38:24
That is exactly what I was getting at.
00:38:26
We were traveling at the speed of light at all times.
00:38:30
So it's just it's the time that.
00:38:33
Yeah, we're back.
00:38:34
Maurice's time out was him just he just was traveling the speed of light.
00:38:38
Yes. Yep.
00:38:40
I dropped it on my basement floor all the time, and it disappears,
00:38:43
and I'll look for it.
00:38:44
I'll clean it. I'll roll my carpet up and it's gone.
00:38:46
And I finally realized it's not where it's falling.
00:38:50
It's not when it's falling.
00:38:52
So those of you playing at home, What Simon was that just noticed?
00:38:56
Was he brought his putter.
00:39:00
Yeah.
00:39:03
Yeah.
00:39:04
Eagle lands just about 25ft from the basket.
00:39:06
This should be a simple party left Simon with.
00:39:08
So just use the regular.
00:39:10
There seems to be some confusion.
00:39:13
Simon.
00:39:14
Scramble many things to you.
00:39:16
Seriously, dude, I've just gotta.
00:39:19
It's not that hard to use a driver for a putter,
00:39:23
right?
00:39:24
Wasn't expecting a shot.
00:39:27
If you throw it right when he sinks it after some.
00:39:30
Yeah, I'll go out there with one desk and still shoot 5
00:39:34
or 6 every hole and be 20 or 30 over your skull.
00:39:38
Over. Yeah.
00:39:39
Give me a whole basket of discs.
00:39:41
No, you don't carry a basket. What's it called, a bag.
00:39:43
Give me a whole bag of discs.
00:39:45
Yeah, it's a fancy word bag.
00:39:49
And, I'll score the same 20 or 30 or 40 over.
00:39:53
Okay.
00:39:53
Yeah. Me too.
00:39:55
Oh, we're in that region.
00:39:56
Hashtag a good day.
00:39:58
My best score ever was probably bogey.
00:40:00
Every hole
00:40:01
will give you a.
00:40:05
Obvious pass at the end.
00:40:06
There.
00:40:08
Clock starts.
00:40:09
Why is he disappointed?
00:40:11
We got to watch this again 321 pointers.
00:40:14
He's joining me because he said the classic Simon Rich
00:40:18
finds your time and is flying down the first half.
00:40:20
The second shot guy waiting down there I could do it even faster.
00:40:23
Just let's see what hurricanes can do.
00:40:25
Oh well then why is it.
00:40:27
Oh because the last guy has to drive to the fourth.
00:40:29
I did when you said one had to go to forest.
00:40:31
No idea what you meant to.
00:40:32
Right now he goes chasing down the first shot.
00:40:35
Also, take the ball. If you would have said leapfrog, I would.
00:40:38
I mean, that's like third grade.
00:40:40
I forgot my partner.
00:40:41
They're leapfrogging.
00:40:43
It's just about 25ft from the basket.
00:40:45
This should be a surprise. I left Simon with this is dumb.
00:40:49
It is this team.
00:40:51
So he's out. That's where you say it's dumb.
00:40:53
He got a teammates.
00:40:54
He was out in 24 hours.
00:40:58
Six it after some obvious chaos at the end there.
00:41:01
So was it the putter or did he just shoot any old disc.
00:41:05
He looks like he picked up the one off the ground
00:41:08
and threw it in and showed that as soon as he got there.
00:41:12
Yeah.
00:41:12
So this golfers are dumb.
00:41:16
Yeah. This isn't disc golf.
00:41:18
Yes it is.
00:41:19
That was disc golf. This is different.
00:41:20
This is the.
00:41:21
No, no I'm certain those disc golf I'm
00:41:24
certain to 100% different.
00:41:28
If you were to have baseball
00:41:30
and the second base, you got a point.
00:41:33
Every time you got there. It's no longer baseball.
00:41:36
But that's not that one.
00:41:37
Well, what if you're playing golf?
00:41:39
What if you're playing golf and you both take a shot
00:41:41
and then you play better, you win.
00:41:42
That is that disc golf is best shot. Disc golf
00:41:46
is a single event,
00:41:47
so there's going to be another team trying to do it faster.
00:41:51
Yeah, it was a variation of disc golf.
00:41:54
It was very much a scramble.
00:41:55
So they have to do it faster and score better.
00:41:57
How do you even get a better score?
00:42:01
Automatically trumps.
00:42:02
If I was yeah I would say score first and then if it was a tie okay.
00:42:07
That makes it which golf is very often a tie, especially if you're pretty good.
00:42:11
Right? Right.
00:42:13
Most people do get a four on that.
00:42:15
So do you think you're really going to impress
00:42:17
when you try to just score really well? Because that
00:42:19
seems like the better strategy to add another team and add defense.
00:42:22
Put them out on the fairway.
00:42:25
Because usually when you
00:42:25
say beat the defensive, it's golf.
00:42:29
When you're trying to beat your opponent,
00:42:32
doing better than them at that hole is how you win.
00:42:35
So I don't see why you would even bother trying to go for a speed round
00:42:40
when all that matters is you shooting better.
00:42:45
I did hear about the guy who traveled to Minnesota
00:42:48
at a support staff and an RV,
00:42:51
and he tried to play the most holes like he was.
00:42:53
He called Guinness the beer company and said,
00:42:57
I'm trying to play the most this,
00:43:00
the sponsor
00:43:02
the most.
00:43:03
No. Guinness also writes the book of World Records
00:43:07
and finds trying to play the most different holes, like shooting
00:43:12
from a different tee to a different basket the most times in one single day.
00:43:17
He played like five courses, like the whole freaking course,
00:43:22
jogging the whole way back and back in our like day.
00:43:25
We should have did that.
00:43:26
We should have tried to get a beer sponsor.
00:43:28
This is part of the problem too, with the sports that we're starting to see.
00:43:31
You're watching a special presentation.
00:43:34
Oh yes.
00:43:35
Eight the old Joe, the old show.
00:43:41
Sorry, I don't have any sports from it.
00:43:42
I just had the promo and I've already.
00:43:44
But we've already been playing all the sports.
00:43:46
It's, you know, pony stick riding. Yeah.
00:43:49
Slippery, slippery stairs.
00:43:51
Not wrestling is wrestling.
00:43:53
Yeah. Yeah, she's been the most precise. Oh, yeah.
00:43:56
That's what they're all arms loaded with.
00:43:58
There's the sandwich making. It's about time.
00:44:00
The quickest step.
00:44:01
Look at the bags.
00:44:02
That's close to 40 pounds of produce a piece.
00:44:05
Laughing but she goes, with a navy T straight into blue,
00:44:09
while the ones in the middle might have the perfect set.
00:44:13
So clinical on that lace bra.
00:44:14
Drops it right into delicates.
00:44:15
They're pacing and we're off.
00:44:18
Hanson for Norway out of the gate with that trademark.
00:44:21
Wait a second.
00:44:22
I'm confused.
00:44:23
Look at the cadence in her stroke.
00:44:25
Steve. Tiny.
00:44:26
Nilsson entering with speed.
00:44:28
Well, I thought that was curling. That was just sweeping the angle.
00:44:31
Watch that. Right wash. Is it yellow light?
00:44:33
That's funny. Correction. Now straight.
00:44:36
And they are off in the women's laundry.
00:44:39
Loading. Final watch for footwear.
00:44:40
USA dives into the hamper first.
00:44:42
Silky smooth with those teeth.
00:44:44
Here comes the final toe door shot.
00:44:46
Smooth stretch from Henry. Corners are tight.
00:44:48
She's got the fitted locked in La Fontaine keeping pace.
00:44:50
Look at that snap on the flat sheet mirror.
00:44:52
Perfect release in the duvet. Synchronized flip.
00:44:54
These athletes make it look effortless.
00:44:56
Now that they really do have straight to the middle shelf.
00:44:59
Good choice of the Japanese.
00:45:00
No, those men's clothes either.
00:45:02
Japanese laundry, full cooking, bed making, spear writing.
00:45:05
Look at that.
00:45:06
And I was also able to put Holding Steady.
00:45:08
You know, I like the weight of the Irish.
00:45:09
She didn't whisper from the crowd.
00:45:11
Seven athletes, one goal. Stay silent.
00:45:14
Oh, that's it.
00:45:15
Tapers off and she opens with the snap snap intermediate pin textbooks.
00:45:19
So we got this now too, even though we're over the center.
00:45:23
Torres driving low but Meadows with the counter cheese flying everywhere.
00:45:27
That was a whole wave.
00:45:28
I think I got some on my headset.
00:45:29
Waist lock lift.
00:45:30
Oh, go right into the nacho tide.
00:45:32
Torres. Try to hold me down.
00:45:33
So even though we're a part of it, the entire world, it just I slap now isn't
00:45:37
it? Yes.
00:45:39
That's going to be good because at some point
00:45:41
everyone's going to get tired of it and we'll go back to real shit.
00:45:44
Pistons are going to get us another chip before the Lions.
00:45:50
I can't argue with that.
00:45:51
The Lions haven't got one yet.
00:45:53
I mean, I guess you can count before the Super Bowl.
00:45:57
Gary, that guy that just five courses in a day.
00:46:00
I bet his arm was shredded the next day.
00:46:02
I know one hurts talking about it.
00:46:06
Is his name turd?
00:46:08
Turd came close, didn't he?
00:46:11
Three quarters,
00:46:13
three course meal.
00:46:14
I loved your take on the Fermi paradox. Where did we first hear that?
00:46:17
Before we were supposed to surface one quadrant.
00:46:21
So the Fermi paradox is a paradox in itself, that it does not exist.
00:46:24
We have
00:46:26
it's also different.
00:46:27
One mind.
00:46:28
That's what he that's what he just said.
00:46:30
The problem with the Fermi paradox is it is a paradox in itself.
00:46:34
Yeah.
00:46:34
Because we claim that we've searched everywhere,
00:46:37
but we haven't searched anywhere.
00:46:39
Pep a minuscule.
00:46:41
Yeah. Right, right. We've gone this far.
00:46:44
No, no rest of that.
00:46:45
When, when you drop out of the ocean and if there's not a whale in that drop,
00:46:50
then there is no whales in the ocean.
00:46:54
Oh, the whales might not apply.
00:46:58
Apply that logic to job.
00:47:00
Nothing.
00:47:05
Okay.
00:47:05
We didn't make a whales.
00:47:10
Sure we did.
00:47:10
Whales, whales and just made up.
00:47:13
Yeah. Okay.
00:47:13
So yeah, somebody saw that I and said, it's a whale.
00:47:17
You're looking at just the earth and a perceivable solar system,
00:47:22
and you're going, God doesn't exist based on that teeny little, tiny little sample.
00:47:27
So that doesn't exist.
00:47:30
Contradicting properties. So.
00:47:34
For all, the supernatural doesn't exist
00:47:42
because
00:47:43
natural needs is what is supernatural.
00:47:45
What is supernatural?
00:47:47
We're just doing that. Aliens? Nothing.
00:47:48
When we were told they didn't.
00:47:49
So I don't know what you didn't finish.
00:47:52
You thought they did.
00:47:53
For natural doesn't exist in this physical world.
00:47:58
Okay, what is it just to say it doesn't exist?
00:48:01
And I was getting a very short sighted.
00:48:05
As if it was to say the Fermi Paradox is a thing.
00:48:08
What is?
00:48:08
So you don't care about spilling this physical world?
00:48:12
Sounds to everyone.
00:48:14
You don't think how silly a panda bear sounded before they found one.
00:48:17
There's no bear. The black and white.
00:48:20
That's silly.
00:48:22
I don't know.
00:48:22
Sounds.
00:48:23
Peas that were fucking.
00:48:25
You know what? What is it?
00:48:27
What's the new UFO or no UAP
00:48:30
that is owned by Lockheed Skunkworks?
00:48:33
No way.
00:48:34
Is there not a bird that flies in the sky. That's silly.
00:48:39
Lockheed skunkworks made the
00:48:41
take that owns the type that operates and take back.
00:48:45
It's us.
00:48:48
We did that show already.
00:48:49
This is, Or I'm just answering questions.
00:48:52
Why or what came out of her mouth.
00:48:55
So anything that said is topic related, right?
00:48:59
So this is, I've been doing, oral the entire time.
00:49:04
They just made a drop in it.
00:49:07
It's great. Nice.
00:49:08
I wish a lot
00:49:11
more people would pay attention to this show.
00:49:15
Okay.
00:49:19
Nine nine human intelligence.
00:49:26
So you're telling me that there's no. No.
00:49:28
They could classify as God?
00:49:32
Anything that's beyond our understanding
00:49:34
could be classified as God.
00:49:38
World
00:49:39
number one seems to feel floated for a second of the Iraq.
00:49:42
He was God.
00:49:43
No, I
00:49:45
well, I mean, and you do too.
00:49:47
That's okay.
00:49:49
I'm confident
00:49:50
enough in my man had to admit things that I like.
00:49:53
I will make me want to judge me,
00:49:56
like, and obsess over that a few.
00:49:59
So I have never obsessed over words.
00:50:03
I mean, maybe from the ages of 7 to 10.
00:50:08
If that's what you're supposed to do in this ten.
00:50:11
If I can do it.
00:50:13
You did.
00:50:15
What did you obsess about?
00:50:16
Wrestling men in tights.
00:50:19
Both men in tights. Wrestling?
00:50:21
No, no other men.
00:50:22
My God, my baby got me.
00:50:24
What's the word I, I I that's all right.
00:50:27
As long as you never give up.
00:50:28
Right? WWE never give up.
00:50:30
Never go do it.
00:50:34
Except when you're told to.
00:50:41
I can't believe that survivor.
00:50:45
They.
00:50:48
What's he doing?
00:50:48
In a word up video.
00:50:52
Oh. Oh, he's punching
00:50:55
up. Oh! Oh.
00:50:57
Hey, hey.
00:51:01
Just to be real, anybody that wasn't alive in the 80s and early 90s.
00:51:04
This is not mockery.
00:51:05
This is supposed to be actually cool.
00:51:09
Oh, it wasn't cool back then either.
00:51:15
Oh, hey.
00:51:20
I got a lot. Of.
00:51:25
No, I
00:51:29
friends in there says it's complicated.
00:51:31
There is a creator, but it is not as described in the Bible,
00:51:34
in my opinion.
00:51:38
Well, yeah, even if it was,
00:51:39
even if random chaos is the creator, that would be.
00:51:42
That would mean there was a creator.
00:51:47
But, Gary, who's not here, well, I'll just speak for him at the moment.
00:51:51
Would not like that, because it's like the clockmaker Phil
00:51:54
in the atheist argument here.
00:51:58
Here's one for you, though.
00:52:00
I don't think that I'm.
00:52:01
Nobody's asking for any proof of.
00:52:04
You know what I mean?
00:52:04
The atheists are insisting on proof that that something exists,
00:52:08
not believers are like we actually stand.
00:52:11
The virtue is the faith that we can be
00:52:14
crazy enough to believe in something that doesn't make sense.
00:52:17
I don't any logical person
00:52:20
though.
00:52:20
It's outright craziness to it, to a logical, sane person
00:52:23
with no faith or no connection to faith.
00:52:27
Right?
00:52:27
Oh well, it's you take it.
00:52:31
You can survive.
00:52:32
I was getting somewhere with that.
00:52:33
So each side is actually looking out for the well-being of the other side.
00:52:36
Like you want to save people here.
00:52:37
Now, right?
00:52:39
And they they think, oh, God, you're going to be doomed for eternity.
00:52:44
So they're trying to save you for later, which is an incredible paradox
00:52:48
right from the start, because I'm one of those weird people
00:52:52
who think you can do both,
00:52:54
but some people think you have to sacrifice one for the other.
00:52:57
Well, it's they're treating
00:52:59
your life as a dress rehearsal for eternity.
00:53:03
You're not treating the life as it is.
00:53:07
True, but I I'm not.
00:53:08
I'm not doing that. I make the best out of life.
00:53:10
Paradox is the eye of faith that professes
00:53:15
truth over lies is all lies.
00:53:20
Say that again.
00:53:22
The paradox of a faith based religion
00:53:25
that professes truth over lies is that it is all
00:53:29
lies.
00:53:32
There's no truth.
00:53:33
And the truth is no, it's a capital T.
00:53:35
It's not a truth for like
00:53:37
you and I think as, like a resolved scientifically proven theory
00:53:41
to a well after law, what they mean is it reaches a virtue level
00:53:46
that they, they believe in, for whatever reason, is irrelevant.
00:53:50
And for whatever reason, even more virtualized.
00:53:53
Is that a word, more virtue is put upon it.
00:53:55
The more ridiculous the belief is.
00:53:57
It seems like a strength in their view.
00:53:59
Right.
00:54:00
A lot of these oral traditions.
00:54:02
But, morals and ethics.
00:54:05
And there was, you know,
00:54:07
a point really,
00:54:09
like these were they were known myths.
00:54:13
They were not talking about real people.
00:54:15
They were there was like parables that that have a lesson in life.
00:54:20
How many bowls
00:54:22
here of I'm sorry
00:54:24
I said that joke on the first show.
00:54:27
Hey, did we come full circle?
00:54:30
It's as thought the Atlantean stated.
00:54:33
It's a cosmic mind.
00:54:35
I don't know that reference.
00:54:36
I know thatthe is the bird.
00:54:39
What's he combining? Bird?
00:54:40
Something, built the pyramids that went over to South America,
00:54:44
and he was very sure.
00:54:46
See? No. Hold on.
00:54:47
How do you believe that?
00:54:48
You say that like it's fact.
00:54:51
Okay,
00:54:53
but there's no more proof of that than there is of a creator.
00:54:58
We've got, actual written history.
00:55:01
We tell George that he's been muted for, like, the last 20 minutes.
00:55:04
No, he'll figure it out.
00:55:05
We've got actual written history
00:55:09
of the building of the pyramids, and we've conveniently
00:55:13
ignored the references to flying machines and anti-gravity.
00:55:17
Why I do that? We're not muted. Sorry. Go ahead.
00:55:21
Okay.
00:55:22
We can't hear you.
00:55:24
I can't hear me. Oh yeah I can't.
00:55:27
So we they included the,
00:55:31
the ramps and the rolling logs and the large groups of men
00:55:36
building the pyramids, but they conveniently
00:55:40
left out the parts that didn't make sense to them.
00:55:43
And that is what convenient modern Egyptology is.
00:55:47
It's based on part of the written
00:55:51
history of the building with pyramids.
00:55:54
And I assume, like the Epic of Gilgamesh, we know that that's the oldest story
00:55:58
known to man, because it was originally an oral tradition.
00:56:02
And this was supposed to be part of my monologue.
00:56:04
But the reason it is it doesn't work like the game of operator,
00:56:10
like I was describing earlier, it's because it was far more important for them
00:56:15
to get it right in order to be a storyteller.
00:56:19
In certain cultures, you were tested, you were quizzed, you were.
00:56:23
It was rote memorization, and it was very important to get it right.
00:56:27
And the other side of that same token, where it was
00:56:30
were they were precise and did get it right
00:56:34
was they also had the opportunity to adapt to change, like the changing times.
00:56:39
They could improve on the stories.
00:56:43
One of the devices they used
00:56:45
to make it more memorable is to have the rhyme.
00:56:49
If it's written as poetry, easy to, easy to remember.
00:56:53
And if it doesn't rhyme, you know you got it wrong. So?
00:56:57
So they ended up turning these into poems, chants, song.
00:57:02
And then there was musical accompaniment
00:57:05
and even costumes that went along with these oral traditions.
00:57:09
The, the, the people, the storytellers in many cultures
00:57:14
were some of the most important, most educated people out there.
00:57:18
And and if I imagine, like how,
00:57:23
a blind person has more,
00:57:28
accurate hearing,
00:57:30
it's a so
00:57:33
now apply that to the way we use our brain.
00:57:37
If, if we didn't have all of this media
00:57:42
just flooding into our brains and we just had to memorize
00:57:47
these certain histories,
00:57:49
but, you know, or, our, our lineage
00:57:53
and then, only children were taught
00:57:57
their great great grandfather's name and his son's name,
00:58:01
and his name is something with his father's name and his name.
00:58:04
And then all he had to do was add his son's name
00:58:07
and teach his son all of those names.
00:58:09
And then.
00:58:11
And then you carry that on, and you have
00:58:14
dozens of generations memorized.
00:58:18
And it's an oral tradition.
00:58:21
Just one of the uses, the it's a it's a identity thing.
00:58:24
It helps you know who you are.
00:58:27
And they teach moral lessons.
00:58:30
It is it's a and mythology was passed down that way.
00:58:34
The Gilgamesh was passed down that way.
00:58:37
And if you notice, the Epic of Gilgamesh is a form
00:58:42
we you see poems are these written things originally
00:58:47
poetry was it was real, not written by the oral traditions, character.
00:58:53
I'm sorry.
00:58:55
Shut your stupid mouth.
00:59:00
It's what I meant.
00:59:01
I didn't mean to be rude.
00:59:03
No, you're. You're good.
00:59:04
I've always prided myself being the smartest guy in the room.
00:59:07
And, lately, I just haven't felt that way.
00:59:11
I'm sorry.
00:59:17
Yeah, I have a question.
00:59:18
I will dismiss it out of hand.
00:59:22
I have a question.
00:59:23
This is my question.
00:59:24
Our commenter is, He said it's not all true, but what truth
00:59:29
was has been muddy.
00:59:31
Yes, I like the capital t truth.
00:59:33
See, when when you're looking for truth.
00:59:35
That's what I was trying to say. It's logical.
00:59:37
And it's something that has been proven. A theory that's been proven in the law.
00:59:39
Okay, lowercase t.
00:59:41
But when they say truth,
00:59:42
they're talking about the truth, the Lord, the light in the way
00:59:45
the clocks are bigger than others, I notice.
00:59:47
Yeah.
00:59:47
So their truth they can insert here whatever they want,
00:59:52
whatever suits their truth.
00:59:54
And as long as you believe in that truth, you are one of them, you know?
00:59:58
You know.
00:59:59
And people like that feeling of belonging to,
01:00:00
they don't even care what the truth is, as long as it's compatible
01:00:03
and other people agree with them. They're called peckers.
01:00:06
Sometimes compatible.
01:00:07
You know, I know I was talking from their point of view.
01:00:10
I'm a nothingness, you know that.
01:00:11
Yeah, yeah, I can know that.
01:00:13
I may if I had if you force me into a corner.
01:00:16
I am an atheist.
01:00:17
If you handle a cop, I mean, I'm sorry, I'm an agnostic and spit out, you know.
01:00:22
Yeah,
01:00:23
but I'd like to consider myself skeptical more than
01:00:27
pessimistic, because that's just too negative.
01:00:30
Has anyone read the book or seen the movie contact, a sci fi novel written
01:00:33
by Carl Sagan?
01:00:36
I will read it, but I have.
01:00:37
It has billions and billions of pages.
01:00:40
It was written by Carl Sagan.
01:00:43
Draws 40 years 40.
01:00:45
So he doesn't get that joke.
01:00:47
That was the best thing in the first place I've ever heard.
01:00:51
Oh, thanks.
01:00:52
It was so bad. Well, Sagan in person.
01:00:54
It was bad.
01:00:55
And still the best I've ever heard.
01:00:57
I'm of the opinion that Carl Sagan had a spiritual awakening, but
01:01:01
wrote it as a sci fi novel so he wouldn't ruin his scientific reputation.
01:01:06
Oh, like so he really thought it.
01:01:07
But he's like, no, it's fiction. I don't really believe this.
01:01:10
He wrote that terrible ending
01:01:13
when he starts getting older, scared.
01:01:15
That's Gary, in case you're new here, he'll start doing that.
01:01:18
You know,
01:01:20
you won't hear that from me.
01:01:22
I was just showing up after I had him 34 episodes.
01:01:24
I know I'm supposed to point this way now. I could do that.
01:01:27
Oh, you figured that, Oh, crap.
01:01:31
Congratulations.
01:01:33
Welcome to the show.
01:01:36
Anybody else?
01:01:36
My two questions are so high up there.
01:01:41
You can fake it. I know you're inside.
01:01:44
I talked to Jesus
01:01:46
today.
01:01:47
You can talk to Jesus.
01:01:49
I sent him an email.
01:01:52
Because Jesus did.
01:01:55
He sent Jesus.
01:02:01
Did he?
01:02:01
Did he answer back?
01:02:04
No. Not yet.
01:02:05
To be honest, it's just kind of funny.
01:02:08
I'm off that purple,
01:02:11
that granddaddy purple,
01:02:14
the center of our reality.
01:02:16
Aside from the sun, the center of the Milky Way galaxy.
01:02:19
That's the center of our creation.
01:02:23
No. Right.
01:02:24
And there's there's a lot of parallels to that.
01:02:26
When, like, when I was in, I just said, like,
01:02:27
The giver and all that in the Lord, in the light.
01:02:30
The light could be simply the sun.
01:02:32
And then as it was orally, traditionally passed along, it got overblown one day.
01:02:37
And then one tribe was like,
01:02:40
the sun is an actual being.
01:02:42
Somehow I don't I don't know how it got advanced to that, but.
01:02:49
I'm not sure what's going on over there,
01:02:52
unless you're trying to say, like we're little offshoots from other like,
01:02:56
you know,
01:02:57
there was the basis, the bang or whatever they may or may not be these days.
01:03:00
And then you have little sprouts, like, are we one of the sprouts?
01:03:04
And there's many sprouts like us.
01:03:07
Oh no.
01:03:09
Jesus mission was not to be
01:03:11
martyred and turned into a religion.
01:03:14
No, Jesus was just a Jew, right?
01:03:16
No, that was false love to do that are wrong.
01:03:21
Paul and Saul
01:03:23
all are Jews,
01:03:25
but they're caught up in the Christian ism.
01:03:28
It's not the same person.
01:03:30
Oh, yes, Paul.
01:03:33
Paul, the same person.
01:03:34
And let's say it's a split personality we're at.
01:03:36
We are to know 40,000 or so sects of Christianity
01:03:42
that practice that faith right now
01:03:45
are following the teachings of Paul.
01:03:48
If you follow the teachings of Jesus, Paul.
01:03:52
Right, right. Yeah.
01:03:54
You got to he wrote like eight books.
01:03:57
Well, some of them may not have been Paul at all,
01:04:00
but he was seriously born again.
01:04:03
But seriously right.
01:04:05
He did some bad shit beforehand.
01:04:07
Yes. He taught. Yeah. The road to Damascus.
01:04:10
Anyway, he he bought a completely different,
01:04:15
he came up with Christianity, is what he did.
01:04:18
And, it was basically follow Christ.
01:04:22
Well,
01:04:23
but if you truly follow Christ,
01:04:25
then what you're really doing is,
01:04:29
following that he was the Jesus was more of a,
01:04:35
Armageddon kind of a doomsday.
01:04:41
Sect of, Judaism.
01:04:45
And it's your your deeds, your, you know what I'm saying?
01:04:49
You know, you're well and follow him kind of a thing
01:04:54
where whereas,
01:04:57
the only way to heaven is,
01:05:01
is by believing in the resurrection of Christ is a Paul.
01:05:06
I mean, what Jesus was saying was
01:05:10
you needed to repent.
01:05:12
Repentance is the way to go.
01:05:15
Paul said, no, just just,
01:05:18
throw your sins at the cross.
01:05:22
So two different teachings.
01:05:25
One, but.
01:05:28
I mean, way more than two teachings.
01:05:30
It's got to be at least three teachings.
01:05:33
It's it's it's actually way more than that.
01:05:35
It's like 60 offers
01:05:38
with different agendas hundreds of years.
01:05:42
Yeah. And there's some there's some to that.
01:05:44
So that's why they call it the living word and understand I'm kidding about
01:05:48
the 40,000 denominations of Christianity.
01:05:51
You understand?
01:05:51
That's why they call it the living word.
01:05:55
It's the little angels that's not well, because it's alive.
01:05:59
Sort of.
01:05:59
Yeah. Same like our constitution.
01:06:01
You you got it right until you
01:06:05
back down the V.
01:06:06
It's a lie.
01:06:08
The devil is.
01:06:09
It's a fractal multiverse.
01:06:12
Fractal multiverses.
01:06:14
We should do a show on fractals.
01:06:16
We should be cool.
01:06:18
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01:06:42
I don't know how he does that.
01:06:43
It's a miracle. Oh,
01:06:47
he was an ascended master.
01:06:49
I would assume Jesus, not God in the flesh as Christians believe.
01:06:53
He was just trying to teach humanity how they could achieve the same thing.
01:06:56
All right.
01:06:58
Yeah, like like a,
01:07:01
He understands the gospel.
01:07:02
What are those?
01:07:03
Monks?
01:07:05
Teachers come.
01:07:07
Yeah. Very devout. Monks.
01:07:09
Teachers know where they get all the way to the top.
01:07:12
All right, I'll take that. That's not what I was thinking.
01:07:14
We're all gone.
01:07:15
The flow in Jesus 33rd chamber and
01:07:19
if we're all God in the flesh.
01:07:20
And Jesus knew this, but Jesus is his eye is goal
01:07:23
wasn't to be murdered.
01:07:26
What? How does that all make sense?
01:07:28
Because it doesn't that this may be the moderator.
01:07:31
Anybody who able to prevent that or that would be like the you know, I mean,
01:07:34
anybody who wants to be a martyr can't be a martyr.
01:07:38
It's already right off the bat. It's not meant for you.
01:07:40
If you want to be a martyr, it's not it's not right for you
01:07:44
kind of have to happenstance upon being a martyr,
01:07:47
I went through a spiritual awakening.
01:07:49
This is Prince of the air, junior.
01:07:51
Speaking for those listening on audio.
01:07:53
I went through a spiritual awakening in 2008.
01:07:55
Am I ideas of what I thought was reality got totally flipped upside down.
01:08:00
Yeah.
01:08:01
Can I guess that when you were in 2008, you were in your 30s?
01:08:07
Just just a random guest out of the blue? I'm
01:08:10
reflecting from my own experiences.
01:08:13
2008 are you are.
01:08:19
No, that was my complaint about the AI voices.
01:08:22
It's like they were.
01:08:24
It sounded fine until they got to the ear.
01:08:27
Yeah, and then they were like.
01:08:28
The Tigers won the World Series in 1984.
01:08:33
Right.
01:08:34
For spiritual awakening. Sure.
01:08:36
You take that
01:08:38
years old.
01:08:40
Oh fucking idiot.
01:08:42
But I would say 42, right?
01:08:44
Oh two score two.
01:08:47
Do you watch the show?
01:08:48
And I would say 67.
01:08:50
I would say, go fuck yourself.
01:08:53
67 no, it's great.
01:08:56
What's left of our tiny, ADHD addled
01:08:59
brains leaks out of our pre-diabetic years.
01:09:02
Let's take a look at the hottest
01:09:05
Tok trends of 2025.
01:09:08
And our first ones is the kids say
01:09:11
is dumb a f.
01:09:14
If you're the parent of a child of a certain age,
01:09:16
the new dictionary.com word of the year will probably sound familiar.
01:09:20
It's the slang phrase 67000.
01:09:24
Wait, really?
01:09:26
So we've reached the point where the word of the year is a number
01:09:29
is famous for gang slang.
01:09:31
Nobody has a problem with that.
01:09:33
I have a problem with that.
01:09:34
And they didn't even make it's I x et y.
01:09:38
Oh shit. Hyphen sev n.
01:09:42
I don't think he spelled that right,
01:09:45
I think I did.
01:09:46
What do you guys think?
01:09:50
Oh goody,
01:09:52
the word of the year is not even a good word.
01:09:56
What's the number of the year read?
01:10:01
Please tell me more.
01:10:03
The slang phrase six, seven.
01:10:04
It's sweeping America and annoying parents and teachers everywhere.
01:10:07
It's not annoying.
01:10:09
Hold on.
01:10:09
It's not annoying anybody.
01:10:13
Guess it's.
01:10:16
I hope they're not doing it to annoy us.
01:10:17
Seriously, I don't know. I name is Roiland.
01:10:20
I just cuz I mean, I thought RFK junior was supposed to be curing autism,
01:10:26
not making it to the left a little to the right.
01:10:29
This is why I only hang out in bars.
01:10:32
The kids in there would never say six seven.
01:10:35
They've seen some shit for years.
01:10:38
Death was Mars. I don't think so.
01:10:42
Well, bars, they talk about like good bars.
01:10:47
Lands bar. How?
01:10:49
Everybody swap out the Millennium Falcon for the Death Star.
01:10:55
Are you allowed to do that?
01:10:57
I did, I'm more of a good guy
01:11:00
fan, but, I've also got this one.
01:11:04
I'm more of a good guys fan.
01:11:08
Yeah,
01:11:09
I think that
01:11:11
you're so good.
01:11:12
Would you like to get,
01:11:17
Oh, yeah. No, no.
01:11:18
You didn't.
01:11:18
You did.
01:11:20
You guys here,
01:11:24
Reiner got stabbed.
01:11:26
Tell me more.
01:11:28
Did you see Rob Reiner got stabbed?
01:11:31
I went out there.
01:11:32
You know, there's actual footage. You said I was there.
01:11:34
I don't believe Brady's going to let you play that.
01:11:37
There's actual footage.
01:11:38
It's somebody else's account.
01:11:40
So it's not from the original source, so hopefully they don't fly.
01:11:44
I guess I don't idolize you anymore at all.
01:11:49
Look.
01:11:50
Oh, my.
01:11:51
Oh, my precious dude,
01:11:55
that really happened.
01:11:57
Yeah, it didn't age.
01:11:58
Can you tell it's real and that I.
01:12:03
The goo.
01:12:04
I don't know, how can you tell that it's real and that I.
01:12:06
It's not the real color goo.
01:12:09
Right.
01:12:10
Cuz of it.
01:12:11
Darker green.
01:12:13
Okay.
01:12:14
But yeah, Simpsons or South Park did it.
01:12:16
But yeah, that's pretty crazy that,
01:12:19
Simmons and his wife were stabbed and it was their son.
01:12:22
Apparently, that did it.
01:12:24
Who was the person that found them?
01:12:26
I'm having some other celebrity effect here.
01:12:29
I wasn't that the Millennium Falcon like two seconds ago?
01:12:34
Oh. Yeah.
01:12:38
They got you.
01:12:39
Oh, you've pulled the welcome radio.
01:12:41
You shut up, sir.
01:12:43
That's not a million. I think, Billy Crystal.
01:12:45
I think it was Billy Crystal. So I found them, if I'm not mistaken,
01:12:49
he usually
01:12:51
they were fighting, really bad, kids at a at a Christmas party with, Yeah.
01:12:57
Whose Christmas party was it?
01:12:58
It was the late night host guy, Conan O'Brien.
01:13:01
Yeah, yeah, there's some weird shit, right?
01:13:04
It's Hollywood.
01:13:05
He's being a spoiled, spoiled, brat
01:13:09
rich fuck and ends up killing his parents.
01:13:12
And then, he comes over.
01:13:14
Do they capture. Oh, they got him.
01:13:16
Remember, he is in custody for $4 million bond or for whatever,
01:13:20
custody.
01:13:26
We do more comments than usual.
01:13:29
Comments?
01:13:32
Just Prince of the air JR wants wants to continue
01:13:35
this kind of guy conversation, which we love.
01:13:39
Oh, yeah.
01:13:40
Yeah, I want to speak more on that.
01:13:42
I totally wasn't really religious before that this happened to me.
01:13:45
I consider myself more spiritual than religious.
01:13:47
It turns out that there really is a hidden hand at work.
01:13:53
Not that's not true.
01:13:54
But I like as a caveat you're taking it to hell.
01:13:58
Yeah, it is, just because I think I went through a spiritual awakening.
01:14:01
Awakening does not necessarily mean I'm spiritually enlightened.
01:14:05
Is anyone familiar with Doctor Walter Russell?
01:14:09
No, I don't think so.
01:14:11
No, no.
01:14:12
Me neither.
01:14:13
I don't like that he was the one who gave you the mushrooms.
01:14:17
It's always the children,
01:14:20
I thought. Always.
01:14:21
Mother and father.
01:14:22
Mushrooms are the cheaters.
01:14:24
Way to spiritual murders on the murder.
01:14:26
Go back to the murder.
01:14:27
Cheaters way.
01:14:28
What's the hard way? Meditation to help.
01:14:31
That's like saying.
01:14:32
You want me to go
01:14:33
edit videos instead of use I nowadays, it just doesn't work that way.
01:14:36
I know,
01:14:38
but it's still my idea.
01:14:39
It's still my final editing process.
01:14:41
It's still right hand does the work.
01:14:44
It's just now instead of a paintbrush.
01:14:46
Oh, I'm claiming Captain Gables is my own.
01:14:49
I can't draw, that's the thing.
01:14:51
I've always felt like I've got a creative mind, but I can't express it in any way.
01:14:56
I can't draw or sculpt or sing or act or they don't like the word.
01:15:01
I can't
01:15:04
read.
01:15:05
I can't fight my performance legs.
01:15:08
But I feel like I've got potential.
01:15:11
Like I'm not living up to my like what I, what I feel like I can do.
01:15:16
Yeah. No. We've had this conversation a long time ago. You've.
01:15:19
Since you moved out to the boonies, you've you've lost your wage.
01:15:23
Yeah, yeah.
01:15:24
No, I've moved my my my my advantages.
01:15:29
I think you need a lost your edge smoothing,
01:15:32
which is, don't you wondering about my living situation?
01:15:35
I'm yelling in the living.
01:15:37
No, no, I specifically don't.
01:15:39
Would you prefer dulled?
01:15:41
Do you kick her out?
01:15:41
Okay.
01:15:42
Two weeks ago, there were five of us here.
01:15:45
Two dogs.
01:15:46
Me, my wife will
01:15:49
last week, we will live with your wife.
01:15:52
That's a lot of nuts.
01:15:54
And this
01:15:55
week, I took my wife off to Florida.
01:15:59
And I lost me in the dogs
01:16:01
bachelor pad.
01:16:05
Here.
01:16:05
You're on a roll tonight.
01:16:06
That's what it is right there.
01:16:08
So you just you you've you've cracked it.
01:16:11
Oh. Shot a whacking off for Gary.
01:16:14
Doctor Walter Russell is a oh.
01:16:16
Was a friend contemporary to Nikola Tesla.
01:16:18
Doctor Russell went through a spiritual awakening
01:16:21
and got the full cosmic download like in his brain.
01:16:25
Or, I heard that, that Tesla was channeling
01:16:29
something from, like, the, Intergalactic Library of Information.
01:16:34
But here's the thing.
01:16:35
Let's go back to the Fermi Paradox for a second.
01:16:38
If there's a technology that we can warp time space or like,
01:16:44
we'll find a wormhole or something like like there is,
01:16:48
a technological if there is a way
01:16:52
to to circumvent this, this,
01:16:57
speed limit, this
01:16:58
universal speed limit of the 300,000km per second,
01:17:04
then the Fermi paradox is a paradox.
01:17:09
And and what I've been hearing
01:17:12
recently, the narrative that's coming out that, you know, slipping out,
01:17:16
leaking out, or, disclosing is these are extraterrestrial beings.
01:17:22
These are interdimensional beings.
01:17:24
These are from Ayers dimensions.
01:17:28
Yeah. Fine.
01:17:29
Why are Beavis and Butthead laughing at me right now?
01:17:33
It's funny.
01:17:34
Oh, you kids in nerd dimensional beings is funny.
01:17:39
I. I'll be.
01:17:43
I mean, I'm not going to say Jay Z.
01:17:46
It means somebody that there's there's no proof that there is or isn't.
01:17:49
I'm certainly not going to spend my life trying to disprove
01:17:51
or make somebody believe that I don't believe something
01:17:53
that would be an a ridiculous waste of time.
01:17:58
The feathers went flying.
01:18:01
He wrote a book called The Secret of Light.
01:18:03
He predicted theorized elements that were not yet
01:18:06
on the periodic table and other stuff.
01:18:09
Yeah, but they I mean, all right, predicting the next element
01:18:13
to show up on the periodic table is, was was pretty simple.
01:18:19
Yeah.
01:18:19
They're building blocks of that and still and it still is.
01:18:23
You just.
01:18:24
And, I don't know about pretty simple.
01:18:28
Oh, no.
01:18:29
It's the door period.
01:18:32
So what about these two manifested and put it on in the numbers and stuff.
01:18:35
But then you have to somehow, find it or use it or whatever they do
01:18:40
with elements to make it two and one, and and it's it like oxygen actually.
01:18:45
Doesn't oxygen three like, exist on other planets, but not here.
01:18:49
Oh three
01:18:51
you're talking about ozone, right?
01:18:53
I don't know, I know I've heard of oxygen three that's all I know.
01:18:56
Yeah.
01:18:58
Oxygen in it can be,
01:19:00
you pair up again.
01:19:03
Purples.
01:19:04
Yeah. Ozone
01:19:07
and ozone, like.
01:19:08
Right. And horses, you can have four h.
01:19:11
Oh, gee, thanks for that.
01:19:15
Sorry.
01:19:15
I had a daughter.
01:19:17
Some people have had daughters.
01:19:18
They like to ride horses. That sucks.
01:19:21
Some people like to play golf.
01:19:24
It's one of the best, frie.
01:19:26
Sometimes when they're riding horses.
01:19:28
You gotta respect this guy.
01:19:29
Yeah, yeah he does. It's incredible.
01:19:32
You? Yeah.
01:19:33
Nice contact there. Now go ahead.
01:19:35
Say it was talking about my daughter. Here.
01:19:36
You get this thing right where he needs to get it.
01:19:38
Wow. We are a full grown adult man.
01:19:40
I hope she satisfied and happy. It's the same crap.
01:19:43
I know what I'm saying. Yeah, that's the result you get.
01:19:46
I won't do that.
01:19:47
He's got a light.
01:19:48
He's got a light saber. Some young girls
01:19:52
or old girls.
01:19:57
Or a fox.
01:19:58
That's a conversation like that.
01:20:08
I guess we might as well do the fledge.
01:20:11
Here you go.
01:20:14
Come on now.
01:20:15
So I hope my mind can't take it no more.
01:20:20
Is that an angle, or is that a gigantic fake inflatable
01:20:25
bike?
01:20:25
So I can see.
01:20:27
See, now my brain is broken.
01:20:29
I don't even think this is real.
01:20:31
Well, yeah.
01:20:33
Probably not.
01:20:34
Do you think this really happened?
01:20:36
I mean, I hope it every part of me does this experience, though.
01:20:39
That's what I want the flesh to be.
01:20:42
They would have taken it down if.
01:20:43
Is that really right?
01:20:46
I would
01:20:48
in some strange way.
01:20:51
Don't get for me.
01:20:56
You know,
01:20:57
you watch you, you go trough you.
01:21:00
So I hope my mind can't take it no more.
01:21:07
Oh, to dance dancer.
01:21:10
Goodbye.
01:21:11
So I can see.
01:21:16
You're up.
01:21:20
We got a few comments,
01:21:21
and then we can move over to.
01:21:25
Yes. No, no,
01:21:26
not only the periodic table of elements is kind of like it.
01:21:30
The they'll they'll discover other, you know, super heavy ones, in exotic
01:21:35
forms, but, 118 and they expect to discover more,
01:21:39
particularly through cosmic events, but, they just kind of plug into the table
01:21:43
what's already there.
01:21:43
So I'm guessing the next limit to
01:21:47
there's a limit to
01:21:50
that table, like, well, I don't know why that would make.
01:21:52
Why why would there be like a certain amount of things
01:21:55
that would mix together to like,
01:21:56
make others like, I don't know why this order and form would need to exist
01:22:01
in a universe that Gary, wants to think this is.
01:22:08
You're adorable.
01:22:09
Why is there a periodic table of elements like why is this? Why
01:22:14
molecules are just things that exist?
01:22:17
Why, why, why does it?
01:22:18
Why is there order?
01:22:20
Are you looking for something more sophisticated than the word molecules
01:22:23
right now?
01:22:26
Who may have known the periodic table question?
01:22:29
Because I'm pretty sure it's just the organizing of molecules.
01:22:31
It's not like it's atoms.
01:22:33
Atoms.
01:22:35
And and it's an atom out of it's numbered
01:22:38
one through 118 for the number of protons in the nucleus.
01:22:42
That's it.
01:22:43
Nice stupid monkey people, stupid minds and zeros.
01:22:49
So we believe in one thing, not the other.
01:22:51
There's a frame rate to our reality.
01:22:53
The rub is that we have no way to prove it
01:22:55
except with coincidences and synchronicities.
01:22:58
Therein lies the rub.
01:22:59
Well, there are truths that I hate the plural truths.
01:23:03
And Carl Sagan actually was the one that used it, which was in my garage.
01:23:09
No, no no, no, there are,
01:23:11
observable facts like, like,
01:23:18
objective truth,
01:23:19
but there are subjective truths like beauty
01:23:24
and things that are true to you, but not necessarily to someone else.
01:23:29
So that is a fine piece of artwork.
01:23:32
I know my truth is not an objective truth, but it is a subjective truth.
01:23:38
And so these three beliefs fit neatly into the category of subjective truths.
01:23:42
However, they are not based in reality
01:23:46
and you have to retreat back
01:23:50
to an unfalsifiable, unfalsifiable claim
01:23:55
in order to have a reason.
01:23:57
Stance on a faith based religion.
01:24:05
Otherwise, you can't make a decent argument.
01:24:08
You can't make argument from creation.
01:24:12
But my, my argument from ethics is it really?
01:24:16
You can't defeat my argument on ethics.
01:24:18
I'll give you just the CliffsNotes.
01:24:21
If you are doing
01:24:24
right actions to get a reward later
01:24:27
or not be punished later, that's natural morality.
01:24:31
If you're a good person, just because you want to be a good person,
01:24:35
you don't think there is a reward or a punishment waiting for you.
01:24:40
Morality.
01:24:41
What you do when you don't think you're being observed.
01:24:45
That's what true ethics are.
01:24:47
You have a word.
01:24:47
Does that ever come into play in every single minute of every single
01:24:53
waking snake?
01:24:54
When a snake attacks a mouse, where does that come into play?
01:24:57
What element, around that is coming to me in the wild?
01:25:04
Are you kidding?
01:25:04
You know, right now, you know, there might be a different morality.
01:25:09
Where does understand morality is similar to beauty?
01:25:11
It's subjective, I don't again, subjective morality is not a
01:25:16
so this is this is you know, some terms are I definitely heard morality.
01:25:21
I've heard him make this. No.
01:25:22
Because you're, you're using this from a lens that that this already exists.
01:25:26
Morality exists.
01:25:27
So you are by that reality that factoid.
01:25:31
Because the whole reason why this is, this is because of religion.
01:25:35
Without religion, there would be no morality.
01:25:37
And you can't you can't separate that
01:25:40
because you don't understand, because you are so indoctrinated
01:25:43
by being a cultural Christian that you don't know any other way.
01:25:47
But it would not be that way if not for religion.
01:25:51
I no, no, it would be no reason.
01:25:53
There would be no reason why that would need to to.
01:25:57
Whenever you're done, be I've got your rebuttal and here it is.
01:26:03
Now either,
01:26:05
if God is the source of morality, either
01:26:10
because God says it's right, all right thing to do or a wrong thing to do,
01:26:14
that is what makes it moral and therefore it is not objective.
01:26:18
It is subjective.
01:26:20
If God simply chooses what is right or wrong
01:26:26
because it is already, we could use that same criteria.
01:26:30
So we don't need God for that either.
01:26:33
So no, you're wrong.
01:26:36
Dead wrong.
01:26:37
And it's on the shoulders of giants.
01:26:41
Morality doesn't have to do with religion.
01:26:42
It has to do with example.
01:26:44
For example, when my kids suddenly when they were small children,
01:26:49
if they one of my children bit the other child,
01:26:52
I could sit there and preach to them
01:26:53
and show them a Bible and tell them the right thing to do
01:26:56
and how I, you know, if you keep biting, you're going to get hurt in this, in that.
01:26:58
Or I could say, hey, you just got to do me a favor by your sister.
01:27:03
And when she gets back, I'm going to say, how did that feel?
01:27:07
That's how it feels when you bite him.
01:27:08
And I just they just learned a valuable moral lesson of example.
01:27:11
And I had nothing to do with religion, but it's still subjective.
01:27:14
So now what if you're hungry
01:27:15
and you have to eat a human and they're the last human?
01:27:18
Doesn't really matter how they feel at that point.
01:27:19
Morality is out the window. So morality is subjective.
01:27:22
It has to be.
01:27:23
By definition, morality is subjective.
01:27:25
But the reason I said that is morality could easily exist without religion.
01:27:29
And just by experience, an example you.
01:27:33
The reason I was saying draw was from anime was because he
01:27:37
he basically stated my position as morality
01:27:41
being objective and it is not.
01:27:44
Absolutely not. Can't be.
01:27:46
It it it could if it if it was, it would be a lot simpler world.
01:27:51
Oh yeah.
01:27:52
Then you just follow the Ten Commandments and you go back,
01:27:55
you know, you'd felt you'd follow the one commandment.
01:27:57
You wouldn't, you wouldn't need nine other commandments.
01:28:00
You just if it was that simple. Right.
01:28:03
One program like 2 or 3 words and depending
01:28:06
on the situation, a wrong act could be right.
01:28:09
Insert oh, is this our.
01:28:11
Our chat says karma is a thing. What say you?
01:28:15
A karma is not a god.
01:28:17
No, no
01:28:20
it no, it is not.
01:28:22
It is not even all of the maintenance like a made up thing.
01:28:25
But no no no, no, it's it's a thing in a general sense.
01:28:28
If you piss enough people off, eventually
01:28:29
you're not going to get around goes around.
01:28:31
That's true.
01:28:32
It has a very vague generalized definition.
01:28:35
Yes, it's going to get lost.
01:28:36
You go around slapping snakes as your example earlier and you're a mouse.
01:28:41
You're eventually going to get eaten.
01:28:43
Yes. Yeah.
01:28:44
That to your piss the wrong one off on the butt is cause and effect.
01:28:48
Really karma like it's not called karma is what you wish and hope.
01:28:54
The whole world was wrapped up in.
01:28:57
Oh yes. And go instead.
01:28:59
What's this? Justice.
01:29:01
You want justice with it?
01:29:03
And, it doesn't exist. Sorry. I had a guy.
01:29:06
I had a guy fucking with me.
01:29:07
Really bad on the right and the right lane.
01:29:09
I'm just driving home, starting and stopping traffic, listening to music,
01:29:13
enjoying my time.
01:29:14
Because when
01:29:14
your kids are in their late teens, you know you really don't dread traffic.
01:29:18
He was dreading traffic. He was pissed.
01:29:20
He got cut off, I did, I he had nothing to do with me.
01:29:23
But I made the mistake of looking happy. I guess. I don't know.
01:29:26
Yeah, he started it.
01:29:27
He started attacking me, rolling down you motherfucker.
01:29:30
And I would roll down my window and I'm like bitching that you.
01:29:32
That you had your shirt tucked into your jeans.
01:29:34
Maybe. Maybe.
01:29:35
Which then he had every right to.
01:29:37
But then I simply I was like, roll down the window.
01:29:40
I was like, you know what? What is your problem?
01:29:42
I just don't know what your problem is.
01:29:44
I hope you have a nice day and because I didn't engage,
01:29:46
I didn't do the little fuck, you know, fuck you.
01:29:48
And then everybody's satisfied.
01:29:50
You kept going.
01:29:51
And the more I ignored him, the worse he got.
01:29:53
And while we were driving, he missed the car in front of him.
01:29:56
That didn't stop. It stopped. And he didn't stop. Just.
01:30:01
And I remember thinking, karma.
01:30:03
Karma.
01:30:04
If he was caring more about fucking driving,
01:30:06
you fucked over an innocent person by playing car games, I see.
01:30:10
I wish I would've recorded it because I'm such the road ranger,
01:30:13
but at that particular time I.
01:30:14
I got rear ended,
01:30:16
you know, and I even thought I was like, shit, should I even stop?
01:30:20
And I made sure I didn't even laugh that moment.
01:30:22
I was just like, oh.
01:30:23
And I pulled like one car in front and just started laughing my ass off
01:30:26
because it was funny as hell.
01:30:28
And he got everything he deserved and I got everything that I deserved.
01:30:32
My peace and quiet again.
01:30:34
Yeah.
01:30:35
Oh, but oh yeah, the reward is, you know, if you don't road rage people,
01:30:39
they'll get what's coming to them if karma exists. But it.
01:30:41
I don't think it does. It does not.
01:30:44
We got an insult
01:30:46
to Gary because I don't want interrupt.
01:30:47
We got a good flow.
01:30:49
That's like a monthly flow every every, like once a month.
01:30:53
We get a really good flow on the show.
01:30:55
George Brady.
01:30:55
Man, you guys got the weakest arguments for God.
01:30:58
You guys are just responding with nine.
01:31:00
Say, the weakest arguments for God.
01:31:02
The one you want.
01:31:03
The strongest one I can give you the strongest.
01:31:05
Wait. Hold it.
01:31:06
I don't know what you mean by you guys,
01:31:07
because I don't carry the same position as draw.
01:31:10
I don't know what the fuck to believe.
01:31:12
I'm not egotistical enough to think that we know anything.
01:31:16
I know I'm he thinks that.
01:31:18
He thinks that's what he thinks.
01:31:20
He thinks there has to be something.
01:31:21
And it's probably aliens.
01:31:23
I'm just paraphrasing, but that's that's a, the argument from fire.
01:31:27
To me, it's known as the cosmological argument.
01:31:31
That's your best.
01:31:32
That should be your go to like I can defeat it, but you've never used it.
01:31:38
And it is. It is spot on.
01:31:40
Is it is so good.
01:31:42
I have to bring out all my weapons on that one.
01:31:46
But you haven't forced me to do it because you haven't used the best argument
01:31:49
for a gun.
01:31:50
And that's.
01:31:51
See, that's that's I love I love your position.
01:31:54
And I know you're talking to draw,
01:31:55
but the fact that you just said that we don't need a position.
01:31:59
You're the one that's trying to prove to us that there's no God.
01:32:03
Yes. We don't care, to be honest.
01:32:06
Yeah, I don't know, like, if there's a god or not, I'm going to live my life
01:32:09
the same way.
01:32:10
Oh, cross crossing a crucifix over there.
01:32:13
But if anything, I fear God.
01:32:16
I'm one of those weird people that is like, what's it going to hurt?
01:32:19
I'm not going to live my life.
01:32:20
I'm not going to burn bridges here.
01:32:21
Burn crosses here.
01:32:23
Say, you know, I'm going to burn all my material possessions,
01:32:26
tell my friends to go to hell, literally,
01:32:27
because I need to be saved in the afterlife.
01:32:30
But I'm also not going to just discount
01:32:32
that, you know, there may be something there.
01:32:35
I forgot what that
01:32:35
what's that argument that I might as well just go along with it in case there is.
01:32:40
That is, what's that thing going to do?
01:32:44
Plutonian?
01:32:45
That's the word rigid Crispr.
01:32:49
The, we're starting to get so many comments.
01:32:52
We should at least you guys should at least like and subscribe.
01:32:55
Yeah. Read this one to me.
01:32:56
It's too small on my screen. Helps the algorithm.
01:32:59
It's part of the other comment.
01:33:00
I'm trying to get them all, but.
01:33:02
Okay, but we consider the Big bang is more than more like a blossoming
01:33:07
of a rose in the process of the wonderful that everything has,
01:33:10
in a manner of speaking, already happened, and where the conscious realization of
01:33:17
it, bringing these experiences back to the source,
01:33:20
the stars.
01:33:21
It's cute.
01:33:24
Now that sounds like he's had a spiritual awakening.
01:33:27
And that's, Well, I want to keep going with this one.
01:33:30
Keep going.
01:33:31
So your goofy bad actions bring bad consequences.
01:33:34
Cause and effect? Yeah, in a perfect world.
01:33:36
But there's other people. There's there are times.
01:33:37
There are experiences and instances where people continue
01:33:42
to put bad and negative energy out there, and it'll never come back to them.
01:33:47
I mean, I've seen it.
01:33:48
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it hasn't happened yet.
01:33:50
Maybe it's they live a horrible life that I don't see a good example.
01:33:54
And I know it's fiction was the movie
01:33:56
I just watched with Keanu Reeves, and they're like, I tried to take away.
01:34:00
Or they he switched lives and he tried to make somebody show
01:34:02
somebody that money wouldn't solve all his problems.
01:34:05
The problem was money solved all his problems. So
01:34:11
I don't
01:34:11
want to just pinpoint rich people and say, rich people don't have any problems.
01:34:14
But now it seems that people problems are something I don't even want
01:34:18
to have to deal with.
01:34:19
It seems that your environment and your ability to be completely
01:34:24
to be able to block out all those moralities,
01:34:27
like if it doesn't bother you, so to speak,
01:34:30
you can probably succeed in this world, the worldly side of it,
01:34:33
a lot more than if you have morals and you care about.
01:34:35
If I go back to karma, like, all this nice stuff, right?
01:34:39
That's what we're arguing with. Karma.
01:34:41
I don't deserve any of it.
01:34:43
And there are people that are so much worse off than me that do,
01:34:48
it's that people use karma in the in the wrong.
01:34:51
Like we're talking about instant karma or this twisted karma.
01:34:57
Because karma is only in another life.
01:34:59
You don't work to karma
01:35:01
according to The Hindu.
01:35:02
Is it Hindu or is it?
01:35:04
I don't know who does.
01:35:04
Karma, one of the religions does karma.
01:35:07
You have to go through lives to work to another level of karma.
01:35:10
It's not instant karma, like I was saying with the car crash
01:35:13
and are just weird American interpretations.
01:35:15
How like you're describing Buddhism, is it?
01:35:19
Buddha has no god.
01:35:22
Oh god no, it's just good.
01:35:25
Do good, do good, get good back.
01:35:27
It's karma. Right? That's what we're talking about.
01:35:30
All right.
01:35:31
Oh yeah, I don't I don't believe it always happens
01:35:33
because I feel for reincarnation, which is stupid.
01:35:39
It's.
01:35:40
It says it's cause and effect multiverse.
01:35:41
But that I don't also refer to multiverse.
01:35:45
Those are two different things, I don't know.
01:35:46
Yeah, I think it's the last thing expanding. Oh, sorry.
01:35:49
Why? Frequency factor?
01:35:54
So it's got to be
01:35:55
bostrom's then there are two things can occupy the same point
01:35:58
in space time.
01:36:02
What?
01:36:07
I don't.
01:36:10
Even space time has to be relative
01:36:12
because you're talking about a microscopic scale or a large scale.
01:36:15
I think it's it's different in it.
01:36:17
It could, I think, is parents may have been relatives before they met.
01:36:21
For example, you could look at a shoreline and it looks like a curved line.
01:36:24
But if you zoom in, it ends up
01:36:26
getting longer and longer and you realize there is no line.
01:36:29
The same thing I think is occurs in all space and all time.
01:36:33
The more you zoom into it, the,
01:36:34
you know, the fractal point, you realize that longer.
01:36:37
So if that's what you're talking about, then I agree.
01:36:41
Where do aliens come from?
01:36:43
Who created them?
01:36:45
Well, first of all, I must have to hit this.
01:36:50
Go back and go.
01:36:51
Oh, yeah, I got you.
01:36:55
I do.
01:36:58
Very catchy.
01:37:00
Yeah. I watch before the Lions game.
01:37:02
There was the the bills versus the Patriots.
01:37:06
And, the, the announcers were actively rooting for the Patriots.
01:37:09
The refs were rooting for the favorites and the bills won.
01:37:13
The thing.
01:37:14
Right.
01:37:15
So much so that, there were five seconds left
01:37:20
and the other half and, three and
01:37:24
and they didn't start the timer
01:37:26
because the Patriots had the ball and so.
01:37:30
Well, yeah.
01:37:32
But so instead of saying when the ref said, puts at the time
01:37:36
the two seconds because instead of saying
01:37:40
the clock should have been running or should have run, you should.
01:37:44
He said the clock should have ran.
01:37:48
It just
01:37:50
like not conjugating your verbs correctly and.
01:37:57
You can't even go very right.
01:38:00
You think that's bad?
01:38:01
Imagine not using an Oxford comma.
01:38:04
Oh, let's let's go over.
01:38:06
Damn, I was so ready to do something else. Hold on.
01:38:09
I got to take care what you're doing first.
01:38:16
It's just.
01:38:17
Well, if you are triggered by the sound of somebody coughing loudly
01:38:20
or dramatically clearing your their throat, you are.
01:38:23
That's right. There's a name for.
01:38:24
It's called miso vanilla.
01:38:26
And Jessica for most.
01:38:26
So we look for seemingly
01:38:28
small sounds that create big problems for plenty of people.
01:38:32
So there are certain sounds that really get to some people
01:38:35
chewing gum really loudly, smacking their food
01:38:38
right through their mouth like they breathe really loudly.
01:38:40
These sounds may annoy you, but for some folks it's bigger than that.
01:38:45
Sounds such as coffee.
01:38:47
Slurping the crinkle of a bag of chips
01:38:50
causes them a distress feeling, leaving them anxious and angry.
01:38:55
It's a condition which has a name misophonia.
01:38:58
So Lisa Bonia is really an aversion to certain sounds.
01:39:02
People who have me.
01:39:03
I'm fine with crinkling of bags and stuff like that when it's on a live sound.
01:39:07
So if you can prevent like large snacking noises when you're eating
01:39:11
and chewing with your mouth open.
01:39:12
Yeah, you want to do that.
01:39:13
Generally what made you what you think they are?
01:39:17
What made you think that I triggered me to play this?
01:39:19
You saw on the on the MRI, the the part of the brain that processes emotion
01:39:25
when it was exposed to these.
01:39:26
I'm like, sorry, chewing of bags definitely is.
01:39:29
When I'm in the grocery aisle next to the chip aisle and someone's
01:39:33
shopping chips, I'll creep up and listen for the crinkle.
01:39:37
I just, I don't know, I get a tangle in the back of my and the noise.
01:39:42
Brady.
01:39:42
Right, that's Asmr
01:39:44
from Samsung.
01:39:47
Okay. Back in train.
01:39:48
Don't get from me.
01:39:53
You know, you
01:39:56
that's cool.
01:39:59
It's almost like a happy dog. Oh.
01:40:05
He doesn't have that cued up.
01:40:07
No, I do app hat.
01:40:09
Happy dog. He's a happy, happy happy go.
01:40:12
Oh I don't have that cued up. I know it up.
01:40:15
Oh okay.
01:40:30
Back up. Oh!
01:40:41
It's not.
01:40:42
You. Come up. I don't have to go.
01:40:45
I have to
01:40:48
I'm in.
01:40:48
By summer.
01:40:49
It's up to five.
01:40:58
I just don't
01:41:00
want to get.
01:41:29
To your last one.
01:41:31
But take the chance to lock in this time.
01:41:36
It's it's. It's my time.
01:41:39
No, you.
01:41:39
But a like of the guys right now.
01:41:45
I want you to
01:41:47
job like that.
01:41:49
Like that?
01:41:55
You want to take like.
01:42:05
Yeah.
01:42:06
I kind of forgot we were talking about Oxford Thomas.
01:42:08
Now, I've already won this argument.
01:42:10
I, as you know,
01:42:13
I completed my college education with the University of Phoenix online.
01:42:17
I had a a an English professor,
01:42:22
that had to instruct us on how to write a proper paper.
01:42:26
And I got, marked down for not using Oxford comma.
01:42:31
Hey, I thought that correction and one
01:42:37
on the basis that it is optional
01:42:42
and it is a stylistic choice
01:42:45
and it can be determined in context
01:42:50
which way to read the sentence
01:42:55
in every case.
01:42:56
So it is unnecessary.
01:42:59
Optional also means unnecessary to me.
01:43:02
So I got to.
01:43:06
Up. And then that's all I had to read.
01:43:09
I stopped using the Oxford comma immediately
01:43:13
because it's superfluous,
01:43:16
unneeded, unnecessary.
01:43:19
If you don't need it.
01:43:21
So use it.
01:43:23
So this is me versus Brady.
01:43:28
I don't have the gloves on.
01:43:31
Do I?
01:43:36
I don't have the the
01:43:39
the lab coat on.
01:43:53
It's cool.
01:43:57
But I picked
01:43:59
it was a combo.
01:44:00
I mean, you have all these things I do.
01:44:04
And, you know, what's scary is I brought none of them.
01:44:08
So it's the difference between, again, like, the whole thing
01:44:11
of, These are my professional pinball playing gloves.
01:44:14
Help!
01:44:14
Helping your uncle Jack off and helping your uncle Jack off a horse.
01:44:19
You know, my uncle Jack off.
01:44:22
So what? Why?
01:44:22
Okay.
01:44:23
Why does it.
01:44:24
Well, that that should be determined in context.
01:44:26
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
01:44:28
Oh that's. Yeah. Right.
01:44:30
That's a huge reason for a comma, you know, for a comma.
01:44:34
Yeah.
01:44:34
But an Oxford comma is the one before and or or.
01:44:38
Yeah. But your, your excuse was that.
01:44:41
Oh it could be determined in context like duh.
01:44:44
Yeah.
01:44:44
Why can't that be determined in context.
01:44:47
Because it's a different thing.
01:44:50
No it's not.
01:44:51
It's a comma.
01:44:51
Come in. You move the goalposts. Idiot.
01:44:54
What are you talking about?
01:44:55
No, that would be much more like,
01:44:59
the comma before and or or.
01:45:03
That's it. No.
01:45:04
Because you can have and included, like, peanut butter and jelly.
01:45:07
It's not peanut butter and jelly.
01:45:10
I like that.
01:45:10
You know, a lot of people mistake karma for revenge.
01:45:13
And peanut butter and jelly comma.
01:45:15
Oh, you can make a lot of people mistake.
01:45:17
No comma for revenge.
01:45:21
Yeah, I like the comma.
01:45:22
Is that the Oxford comma that I wasn't even paying attention to?
01:45:24
If you say I would like peanuts and popcorn,
01:45:29
I would like peanuts, popcorn and cracker Jack.
01:45:31
You would put the comma before and and separate all three.
01:45:35
I like that because it without it.
01:45:37
To me it seems like then you have peanuts.
01:45:42
Oh and
01:45:42
then cracker Jack as another thing, those are only two things.
01:45:45
Now for some reason the and puts that as one item as like peanut butter and jelly.
01:45:51
So you've got cucumber, peanut butter and jelly
01:45:54
so you don't have cucumber peanut butter and jelly.
01:45:57
Hey, I want my only, which is turkey and ham or not.
01:46:01
And, you know, my only point is parsimony, but that was over a year ago.
01:46:09
Is anybody in the world buying that?
01:46:10
That's his only point.
01:46:13
Oh, my only point.
01:46:14
I don't think he has a point. So.
01:46:17
What is your only point?
01:46:19
Nothing. Arsenal have a point.
01:46:22
Now what's your only point regarding the Oxford comma hammers
01:46:25
and then being mad at it for. What's your point?
01:46:28
His entire story started with a grudge from a long time ago.
01:46:31
And so that's that's what we're dealing with here okay.
01:46:34
Grudges.
01:46:35
The grudges with Christ, not with us.
01:46:37
No. Not that.
01:46:38
Oh, his.
01:46:39
I don't have Christ of the story about his teacher.
01:46:42
The problem is your grudge with the college at Oxford? Yes.
01:46:51
I still have a problem with Oxford.
01:46:53
Do you guys feel good or bad about yourself right now?
01:46:55
At this present time?
01:46:57
I feel great
01:46:59
how I got out of this one.
01:47:01
Not in my.
01:47:03
But I hope you
01:47:06
remember that I'm. That
01:47:09
I love comments.
01:47:10
These are comments that we haven't had in a long time.
01:47:12
These are on the show anal.
01:47:14
Okay.
01:47:15
We we received quite a lot of views for.
01:47:20
George,
01:47:22
wait, should I go and order from all those Thiago older
01:47:25
world of beauty says Gary's the best love that guy.
01:47:28
Cracks me up every time.
01:47:30
Thanks for the post, rooster.
01:47:32
The fool who's actually a gentleman that lives around here in this area.
01:47:38
Been watching for a long time, is not fake.
01:47:39
Could be one of us is not me, but it could be one of us.
01:47:42
Otherwise he's real.
01:47:43
The legend himself.
01:47:44
Keep up the good work.
01:47:46
That's not very. That one's not specific.
01:47:49
I don't know, I could, you know, you're talking about your.
01:47:51
Okay, you might do Ruby 979
01:47:53
says somebody put him on Comedy Central.
01:47:58
Does that still exist?
01:48:01
Yeah.
01:48:01
Please don't banish any one of us to Comedy Central.
01:48:03
What a horrible way to live.
01:48:05
Though they don't, they do the rose and love insult comedy.
01:48:11
We would.
01:48:11
We should do a whole show on insult comedy.
01:48:14
Shut up!
01:48:15
Fagot cryptids for show on YouTube.
01:48:18
Creative vids 8309 says to dogs in here DWG yes,
01:48:24
I got to dog for here.
01:48:26
Here's my favorite favorite comment of the week of the month,
01:48:29
even of the year probably George Pet
01:48:32
Caskey, not Petoskey, but pet Caskey.
01:48:36
Okay, because be 7403 says
01:48:40
Gerald's the funniest mofo.
01:48:43
Oh wait, I think that one's me.
01:48:47
Okay, you're right.
01:48:48
It says it says say it does say, Gerald, I think, oh, Gerald, that's
01:48:52
my full name.
01:48:56
Hey, come on, come on, come on in. My.
01:49:04
That's kind of lovely.
01:49:06
Here's the comments from our live show that we catch up on.
01:49:09
So that was kind of interesting.
01:49:11
Prince. There used to be a safecracker.
01:49:15
Reincarnation.
01:49:16
Past shit that affect past shit can affect your next life.
01:49:19
He thinks.
01:49:21
Yeah, that's stupid. A lot of him.
01:49:23
Yeah, I said that.
01:49:23
A lot of people mistake karma for revenge.
01:49:26
Energy is not destroyed.
01:49:27
Nope. It's only transferred. Cannot be created.
01:49:30
I've heard that before.
01:49:32
And then people tell me about entropy, so I'm very confused.
01:49:36
Where does that energy go?
01:49:38
Oh, the the entropy of the closed system.
01:49:42
But so it leaves the system.
01:49:45
It's a if it's a closed system, it can't be the heat death of the universe.
01:49:50
Really bizarre.
01:49:50
The energy dissipates.
01:49:54
So over the vastness of the cosmos, just,
01:49:59
so the answer to my question was into the vastness
01:50:03
that sounds retarded towards uselessness.
01:50:06
The way an ice cube melts.
01:50:08
I mean, it's a great example of entropy, but.
01:50:12
But technically, it's not really going far.
01:50:16
But it doesn't.
01:50:18
It can't dissipate if it's going somewhere else.
01:50:21
It's just transferring slowly and spread out more.
01:50:24
Right.
01:50:24
But, therefore, it's a word that makes a big
01:50:29
you don't even like the cosmos is finite,
01:50:33
but it's stellar.
01:50:34
It's growing everything.
01:50:36
You don't even wait. Finite.
01:50:38
So you mean it ends at one point?
01:50:40
You don't know a fall? That's it.
01:50:43
I don't believe that.
01:50:45
You don't have to. So you get mystical.
01:50:47
I think it either mirrors and starts again the exact same, like in
01:50:50
some kind of a multiverse thread, or it just fades on forever.
01:50:54
Yeah, it's definitely one of the things.
01:50:56
And how how do we have proof of anything further than what we observe?
01:51:01
Like how?
01:51:02
Oh, how neither one of us can be proven right or wrong.
01:51:04
You just think it's more logical that your,
01:51:07
infestation of ideas is better than my manifestation.
01:51:10
One of the terms.
01:51:11
The least flight in the observable universe.
01:51:13
Wait, the one to say they they mean anybody that disagrees with you?
01:51:18
Or do you mean Christians? Or do you mean. No. No.
01:51:20
You mean like people?
01:51:23
What do you mean by they people though?
01:51:25
You people.
01:51:26
But anyway, if the people that are right about this, the scientific method
01:51:30
seems to be our our strongest, tool for finding the truth.
01:51:36
And scientists say the universe is finite.
01:51:41
But the problem with the scientific method is
01:51:44
we are only continually showing
01:51:48
the way things can be disproved or proved,
01:51:52
not proved, just disproved.
01:51:54
Also. Hi.
01:51:55
All right.
01:51:55
I should have stopped at that. It would have made more sense.
01:51:58
Can't.
01:51:58
That can never be applied in a faith situation,
01:52:02
right?
01:52:03
Like if you forget the whole religious and something that's so vast
01:52:07
that we can't possibly comprehend, let's just put it down to a relationship, okay?
01:52:12
You found faith to a partner to do this or that.
01:52:17
I don't I don't know your vows, but I'm just going to assume it's,
01:52:19
for better or worse, to spend the rest of your life like, traditional, obviously.
01:52:24
Yeah. What proof did you have?
01:52:27
In fact, statistically, you had more proof,
01:52:29
so you shouldn't have ever done that.
01:52:31
You're fucking crazy.
01:52:33
As crazy as a religious person in my mind.
01:52:35
Do you get where I'm going with this? I do,
01:52:38
but you had faith
01:52:40
out of all all logic and reason.
01:52:42
You took a leap of faith.
01:52:45
Why do you criticize Christians for doing the same?
01:52:49
Because there are plenty of good reasons on offer
01:52:53
to make sound moral judgments
01:52:57
without the threat of eternal torment.
01:53:03
There is plenty of good logical reasons for you not to get married,
01:53:07
and you would have missed out on all this joy and happiness.
01:53:10
Don't laugh.
01:53:11
A shout out to my wife.
01:53:13
That's great.
01:53:14
Again, you get where you get my.
01:53:15
You get my energy about that, right? Yeah, I do,
01:53:19
and now.
01:53:20
And yet though they are different concepts and maybe I made a different way.
01:53:25
Different. Definitely different.
01:53:26
Not the same but comparable in to of the point of an analogy.
01:53:29
Now imagine if you, the neighbor, came running next door or from next door,
01:53:33
knocked on the door.
01:53:34
Gary, Gary, Gary, not only you fucking asshole and an idiot,
01:53:38
but you're risking
01:53:41
this entire world by being married.
01:53:43
You know, it's the stupidest thing you've ever done.
01:53:45
There's no logical reason to do it.
01:53:47
Would that make you feel good toward this person or probably bad
01:53:50
toward this person?
01:53:52
I don't know, this year cookies because my neighbor did knock on my door.
01:53:56
Yesterday.
01:53:57
You always have cookies on your wife with your neighbor.
01:53:59
You always have cookies.
01:54:00
So in this analogy, your neighbor has cookies.
01:54:03
Yeah.
01:54:04
And my wife is gone under.
01:54:06
You see how much I this.
01:54:08
All right, so then if I give you cookies and say,
01:54:11
Jesus Christ, Jesus brings you these, that's that.
01:54:15
I've been doing it all wrong.
01:54:17
You have to do it. All right. You can take that cookie.
01:54:19
Wait. What's this?
01:54:19
The person I follow says 22.2
01:54:25
cetera.
01:54:25
Terahertz.
01:54:27
Sure.
01:54:27
Oh, okay.
01:54:31
I found out when.
01:54:32
I don't want you to prove stuff.
01:54:33
When I thought I knew it all.
01:54:36
Yeah, and I got taught he didn't make a capital T there on purpose.
01:54:39
Yeah, I think so. Oh.
01:54:42
That's crazy.
01:54:45
So without
01:54:47
a computer.
01:54:51
Or without you lost?
01:54:52
I'm sorry. You lost me.
01:54:54
Without some type of device I can tap into
01:54:57
this network of shit that's going on right now.
01:55:00
I have this server.
01:55:02
They exist. You can play this.
01:55:05
I don't want to play you, but we can't tap into it
01:55:07
without an antenna in order to figure that out.
01:55:11
Right. Radio.
01:55:12
We need an antenna into tune in a suit to serve into a fine tuning argument.
01:55:18
Please tell me you're doing fine tuning argument.
01:55:20
Are you doing the fine tuning?
01:55:22
I don't understand why you don't think that there is something
01:55:25
that is probably right in front of our faces, but not observable.
01:55:30
That would explain everything that you're questioning
01:55:34
for, not observability.
01:55:36
The the, design hidden this problem.
01:55:40
Well, we're again talking about
01:55:43
disclosure.
01:55:45
Yeah.
01:55:47
And, what is it?
01:55:48
Not in non-human intelligence.
01:55:51
It's not.
01:55:53
So what is what they're calling it now.
01:55:55
So, I mean, the world, there's this world that exists that you do not know exists,
01:56:01
that you cannot see, you cannot hear,
01:56:04
but it's there.
01:56:09
There.
01:56:10
You know
01:56:12
that show?
01:56:14
It's hard to find.
01:56:15
Something is there when there's not.
01:56:20
You can't perceive it in any way.
01:56:21
Just being.
01:56:22
Yeah, you're right. It's
01:56:26
just because.
01:56:27
Does something have to be defined for it to by you and understand,
01:56:30
understood by you to exist?
01:56:32
Something can't exist if you don't know how to define an understood battle.
01:56:35
If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
01:56:39
No it does no
01:56:41
words like imagine an ant saying
01:56:43
that humans don't exist.
01:56:47
Oh yeah, that's cute to.
01:56:51
It is,
01:56:53
like you're you're
01:56:55
comparing observable facts with made up nonsense.
01:57:00
These aren't comparable.
01:57:03
No we're not.
01:57:04
You're comparing them.
01:57:05
Oh, I know there are facts involved, and I'm positing that you may be wrong.
01:57:10
That's my my argument.
01:57:12
I merely need to suggest and ask you to consider that you may be wrong.
01:57:18
That's the line.
01:57:19
That's the threshold of my credibility to argue.
01:57:23
Absolutely. Yes, I may be wrong.
01:57:24
You need to come and present and show me the head of God
01:57:28
to win your argument, which you never will.
01:57:30
Come and show me the head. Oh, here it is.
01:57:33
It's awful dude, it's horrible.
01:57:34
I'm very deep on this show, right
01:57:38
now. I've been trying
01:57:39
to orally explain it to you,
01:57:42
and I made that with you for years.
01:57:46
But maybe two.
01:57:47
I know I'm not too dense to get it.
01:57:49
I understand your point of view, and I refuse the premise
01:57:53
not because it's logical or illogical, because I don't have to.
01:57:57
And because I've explained this very clear
01:58:01
the level of threshold for my belief and my proof.
01:58:04
If you take no further than my dying mother,
01:58:07
you tell her there's no God, and then I'll move on.
01:58:10
Yeah, I won't do that.
01:58:11
I know you've been so dying mother thing for years.
01:58:14
Do you know?
01:58:15
All right, let's talk about that mother fucker.
01:58:17
Dude, it's been a long time.
01:58:20
Like life goes on.
01:58:23
John Cougar Mellencamp nailed it.
01:58:24
Life goes on long after you're able to fucking breathe, right, child?
01:58:29
Nailed it.
01:58:30
Just take her out.
01:58:30
You're good.
01:58:31
Okay. Good news.
01:58:32
My mom is off of oxygen.
01:58:34
She's been on oxygen for years.
01:58:37
Like. Yeah, and I.
01:58:38
So I forgot to turn it on one day.
01:58:39
That means she's gonna go.
01:58:41
She's getting healthier.
01:58:42
No, listen, I think she went through the whole day
01:58:43
and everything, and I'm like, Usually that means there's only a few hours left.
01:58:47
Wait a second. I'm like, man, do me a favor.
01:58:49
Can you, like, keep your O2 on and just not put that fucking.
01:58:52
No, you know, I can't.
01:58:54
She, you know,
01:58:55
you think do the
01:58:55
I get attached to things like like a crutch literally and figuratively.
01:59:00
And then one day, actually, I'm like, I better go to my pulmonologist, Baba.
01:59:02
She had to go get proof that she didn't need.
01:59:04
I'm like, you're breathing.
01:59:06
Your O2 is 199 because fun fact O2 is only have two digits.
01:59:11
They never show 100% pulse oxygen
01:59:14
99 is the highest it'll show, but that really means 100
01:59:18
because there's no did.
01:59:18
There's no hundred digit place. There's no point.
01:59:21
Oh, right. It's a waste led.
01:59:24
Yeah. Dude.
01:59:24
When she was when she was really sick, I was really like I'm like, oh no.
01:59:28
And but anyways.
01:59:30
Yeah. So you know.
01:59:30
Yeah I don't know why I said that.
01:59:32
No looking at.
01:59:33
Yeah. You said she's milking it. It's getting worse, dude.
01:59:35
She's getting better. She's going to live even longer.
01:59:37
Yeah.
01:59:37
I mean I mean she's going to live even longer with it.
01:59:41
But now dude, she's up in mobile. It's different.
01:59:43
It's different. It's different when you're better.
01:59:45
If I can do things, I want to live. Right.
01:59:48
Usually things don't go that direction.
01:59:50
No, I've lost a few loved ones.
01:59:53
And what I've noticed is, is
01:59:56
as their their age progresses and their illness worsens,
02:00:01
you lose them little by little.
02:00:04
And it's a and Greg's out and it's so much more painful.
02:00:09
My feel like it makes it easier because, like, it's kind of like,
02:00:12
all right, just fucking die already. Yeah.
02:00:15
But then they get better, and then they're off oxygen, and the next thing you know,
02:00:18
you're like, oh, I guess I'm stuck with you.
02:00:20
One of my presidents was called the great orator.
02:00:24
My father was related to one of the other presidents, Abraham Lincoln.
02:00:29
We had the great Walter.
02:00:30
What, so you or you own black people?
02:00:34
I did, you know, you would owe reparations.
02:00:37
My family would. So what did he say?
02:00:41
A little personal anecdote.
02:00:43
My father, every night at dinner, would share a story from the
02:00:48
from his workbench and, it was later on in the like,
02:00:53
after we evolved, basically.
02:00:58
As frugal in our entrees.
02:00:59
And we're just picking at the, at our side dishes
02:01:03
because there was always two side dishes in a protein tuna, ham.
02:01:07
And, and so before dessert was served,
02:01:12
he would very gently clears throat
02:01:16
and we would all hush to a silence, and he would
02:01:21
share his work story.
02:01:23
And he was a great orator.
02:01:25
So he'd give his oral presentation to the family.
02:01:30
And one night he one day his dad gave oral at the table.
02:01:33
Yet one night my father cleared his throat and we all forgot a lot of drama.
02:01:39
Again. Sorry.
02:01:41
And my father said, offended.
02:01:43
Nobody and everybody would watch,
02:01:46
and I repeated the sounds I heard, and I said, he continued today,
02:01:50
and it didn't make any sense of like that is the English.
02:01:54
It still doesn't make sense. Exactly.
02:01:57
He and which is another word for rote
02:02:01
and followed, which is another word for Polk.
02:02:04
What do you say?
02:02:05
Was he wrote a poem that day, and then he pulled out a piece of paper.
02:02:09
He read the poem that he wrote.
02:02:12
But, Andy, what do you remember the poem?
02:02:15
Yes, I've got it memorized and I'm about to recite it.
02:02:18
No, I don't remember it.
02:02:19
It was a long time ago.
02:02:20
However, my dad was a great orator, and he's.
02:02:27
He's lost.
02:02:28
This is, He doesn't he doesn't remember stuff, and he's.
02:02:33
I don't think I trust me, I don't I can't joke now.
02:02:36
Fucking asshole. I was about to make you, I swear, and so I.
02:02:39
No, no, it was like
02:02:41
the smartest, strongest man I've ever known.
02:02:44
And I've lost that,
02:02:48
like.
02:02:49
Like, only
02:02:51
he's going to live another 20 years and I'll be there longer than that.
02:02:56
I haven't lost my dad, but I have lost
02:03:00
some important parts.
02:03:02
Really? Why are we watching this?
02:03:04
And it stinks.
02:03:05
But, maybe we should go around.
02:03:08
You're mocking me, aren't you?
02:03:10
I'm not. Like.
02:03:10
That was kind of interesting.
02:03:12
I. I'm going to cry for you now.
02:03:16
Oh, yeah, it could be good, but I.
02:03:19
So I also, on a scale from 1 to 10, my friend.
02:03:25
Y'all. Fuck. Oh.
02:03:28
That's not that's not sensitive at all.
02:03:30
How about this?
02:03:38
Oh. That is fantastic.
02:03:40
So, yeah.
02:03:41
Gary, you know what makes some human beings feel better in that,
02:03:45
sometimes a fair, a fantasy fairy tale world
02:03:49
that your loved ones will actually go to a comforting place instead of just ending.
02:03:54
That's funny.
02:03:57
But when when your friends come to you with a story like that,
02:04:00
you're going to say.
02:04:08
Darkness telling you how to live your life.
02:04:10
But you definitely live your life more like I do.
02:04:15
Yeah, I'm not telling you
02:04:16
how to think, but it would help if I did.
02:04:19
Gary's religion is Metallica.
02:04:21
Darkness imprisoning me all that I see.
02:04:24
Absolute horror.
02:04:25
I cannot live, I cannot die wrapped in myself. Body.
02:04:28
My holding cell.
02:04:30
And then it's over. One.
02:04:33
Make sure you comfort your dad as much as you can, okay?
02:04:37
Make sure you spend as much time as you can with your dad.
02:04:41
Right? My dad.
02:04:42
My dad was sick for a long time.
02:04:44
Yeah, and it was too late because he was laying in bed.
02:04:46
I would show up to, like, watch a Red wing game thinking like, ooh,
02:04:49
like that was like beer because he could drink
02:04:51
beer, but like, hey, you know, our Saturday night,
02:04:53
this is what we used to do.
02:04:54
And he would just look at me like I was the biggest asshole,
02:04:57
and I don't he didn't think.
02:04:59
I don't think he was doing that to hurt me.
02:05:00
But it was like his importance levels just drop, you know, he was like like,
02:05:04
what do you want to do? And he'd be like, no, I'm going to cry.
02:05:06
Nothing. Just sit here, you know?
02:05:08
And then when, when I would leave, he'd be like, I would sit there.
02:05:10
I'd be like, fuck, I'm bothering him. He's trying to sleep, you know?
02:05:12
And I feel like an I feel like an asshole now, you know,
02:05:15
when I would, when I would leave, he'd be like, where are you going with the fuck?
02:05:19
Yeah.
02:05:19
Anyway, that's probably two.
02:05:23
Oh, okay.
02:05:24
Okay. The song's for draw.
02:05:27
I took a friend to be fun.
02:05:37
See, I know
02:05:41
I'm not afraid to go to the phone.
02:05:47
It's like
02:05:50
it's all you, you, you you make you
02:05:56
look like, you know,
02:05:58
you're going to deer flags or anything before we cut over
02:06:02
that.
02:06:02
You love me because I like.
02:06:07
I hope this works so much.
02:06:09
I haven't watched it.
02:06:11
I didn't check the format before.
02:06:14
Reframing nothing.
02:06:21
Oh, that's good.
02:06:24
Didn't these guys lip sync? Oh.
02:06:29
This is a video.
02:06:30
Video that you go.
02:06:32
Wait, this isn't Milli Vanilli, is it?
02:06:34
You know, just by saying
02:06:38
I love. You.
02:06:55
Listen.
02:06:56
The flat rates newsdesk.
02:06:58
The entire world is hell is breaking loose.
02:07:01
There's been Rob Reiner stabbing.
02:07:04
There's been.
02:07:06
What was the 15 people shot by?
02:07:08
Just a bunch of jackasses.
02:07:09
Just people shooting people.
02:07:12
We can look at that on Rumble.
02:07:13
Do you see the guy that actually disarmed the one guy just walked up to him.
02:07:16
He took the rifle away.
02:07:16
I didn't hear about that. Holy shit.
02:07:19
What else do we have?
02:07:20
Can you imagine being the dickhead that shot at Brown University?
02:07:24
I know what I'm saying. The s-word on YouTube.
02:07:25
I don't give a fuck, dude. Just.
02:07:27
They're just words.
02:07:28
We're not showing the video.
02:07:29
We're trying to appease you.
02:07:30
We can at least talk about it.
02:07:32
Can you imagine being the, guy that's still on the loose? Do.
02:07:36
By the way, they caught a person of interest,
02:07:37
but it wasn't him, and now he's still on the loose.
02:07:39
But imagine being the guy.
02:07:41
This is my big infamous moment. I'm going to be an asshole.
02:07:43
I'm gonna be all over CNN, pop up, and you go do the dirty deed.
02:07:48
I don't know if you're feeling good about yourself or not,
02:07:49
because I'm not a crazy fucking psycho maniac.
02:07:51
But, you know, here's my infamous moment and then you get overshadowed
02:07:55
by some dick to a father and son duo in Australia that
02:07:59
what is eight times they kill eight times more people.
02:08:02
Nobody was talking about the Brown University
02:08:04
the moment that happened, and it was against Jewish people.
02:08:08
So like it went way bigger.
02:08:11
They started celebrating like the first day of Hanukkah.
02:08:14
Now, maybe it just was a coincidence, but the Jewish people are saying,
02:08:18
no way, no, it was an attack on Jews, but it could have just been.
02:08:22
Actually, it probably was the day.
02:08:25
Anyways, I'm going to stop talking about that while we're on YouTube.
02:08:27
But it was, you know, they were certain culture and a certain type of person
02:08:30
with God that they were doing the shoe to the.
02:08:34
Yeah.
02:08:34
Anyways, I love the ohmygod, what else happened?
02:08:38
I think two hours we, we gave YouTube our, required time.
02:08:42
I love the I'm like a something happened.
02:08:44
One last news story before we go off of YouTube.
02:08:47
The fourth one locally.
02:08:49
Ooh, another crazy fucking.
02:08:54
This is so old now though, with all the.
02:08:56
I mean, was this even crazy anymore?
02:08:57
The U of M's coach decided.
02:09:00
Oh, it's so crazy.
02:09:02
I'm going to paraphrase.
02:09:03
I'm going to sum it up real quick.
02:09:04
Michigan coach decided to have an affair with his assistant, decided
02:09:08
to knock her up.
02:09:09
Decided to pay her to have an abortion.
02:09:11
The assistant took it.
02:09:12
She was getting paid $43,000 a year for two years.
02:09:15
And then on the third year she made 90,000.
02:09:18
I could be I'm off maybe by a few thousand, but you get the point.
02:09:20
Or money doubled.
02:09:22
So it was clearly a buy off
02:09:23
to shut the fuck up, get an abortion and shut the fuck up.
02:09:26
And then apparently that wasn't enough because women, you know,
02:09:28
Adam and Eve, the whole thing here's here's fucking Paradise.
02:09:31
It's not enough, I want more.
02:09:33
So she went to the school and said,
02:09:36
I, I'm obviously having an affair with the coach, do some about it.
02:09:38
And fucking. They fired him.
02:09:39
And then when he got fired, he went nuts, grabbed butter knives, of all things
02:09:45
from his house, ran to her house, threatened to kill her,
02:09:49
threatened to kill himself if she said, my blood is going to be on your hands.
02:09:53
And now was arrested with not quite a $4 million bond like the other person, but I.
02:09:58
Oh, no, actually, he's out with a just a tether on his foot,
02:10:01
which I think if you behave like that, you should not be released.
02:10:05
Yeah. Rubber room straitjacket.
02:10:07
You're a liability.
02:10:09
Yeah.
02:10:10
I mean, you're
02:10:10
literally a danger to society, but that's that to justice in yourself.
02:10:13
He had enough money alone.
02:10:16
I don't want to wait in a jail cell. I want to wait.
02:10:18
I mean, is he going to go try and find another coaching job?
02:10:23
I'm not exactly.
02:10:24
I'm. Dallas Cowboys would probably let him coach.
02:10:26
They don't care about that shit. He's a good coach.
02:10:28
If you can win. Is he?
02:10:30
I think you're talking out your ass.
02:10:34
It's like Hitler's banana bread.
02:10:37
No, Hitler's banana bread was good.
02:10:38
He is not a good coach.
02:10:42
We're talking about same guy, right?
02:10:46
Sharon Moore?
02:10:47
Yeah, he's good.
02:10:49
Yeah, that's that's unfortunate.
02:10:51
That's a picture of an ad with Dan Campbell.
02:10:54
Right? What's not Campbell got fired.
02:10:57
And that's.
02:10:57
That's the type of respect.
02:11:00
That's why you need to call Sam, get the experience, the resources and.
02:11:05
But he and Bernstein, he was a feisty tight end.
02:11:08
Long hair. Did you ever see him play feisty?
02:11:12
He was a feisty in a fight. What?
02:11:14
He was a tight end.
02:11:15
But, man, he had a chip on his shoulder.
02:11:19
I think he punched him, got ejected.
02:11:22
Seriously.
02:11:24
There came a fiery.
02:11:26
You want that?
02:11:27
You want to have you get hit by a kneecap.
02:11:28
You get about another kneecap off and then it's still going to get up
02:11:32
and bite another kneecap off because he can't count to 3 or 2.
02:11:37
How many kneecaps are there?
02:11:40
I know, but I know there's one tight end.
02:11:43
Well, my friend, when he bends down like an inch, has a nice, curvature.
02:11:49
What can say that
02:11:53
I read into it however you want?
02:11:56
Oh, okay. He didn't say that,
02:11:58
but you.
02:11:58
Okay, so.
02:11:59
Yeah, if you're on watching YouTube right now, I don't know why.
02:12:02
Although YouTube is getting a lot better, and I guess that's the only place to go.
02:12:05
And Rumble is going to be gone soon.
02:12:07
But in the meantime, go over there and watch us
02:12:08
while we can still say and do anything.
02:12:10
Anyone. Willkommen!
02:12:13
Flat rants and I'm going to take off some clothes here.
02:12:16
Yeah, there's not a lot of stuff I can, you know,
02:12:19
compare it to. But.
02:12:29
It's awesome.
02:12:30
We were.
02:12:34
The unfiltered
02:12:36
and crude proclamation of unrestrained speech.
02:12:40
All right, folks, listen up.
02:12:41
Therefore, we dive headfirst into that circus of crudeness and uncensored manner.
02:12:46
Here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flag humor.
02:12:50
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time, all right?
02:12:54
In this crazy world where it's insane.
02:12:56
Everyone's a critic.
02:12:57
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
02:13:00
So here goes.
02:13:02
Article one. Let's get ridiculous.
02:13:04
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guest, host, or any random loud
02:13:07
mouth, is to tickle your funny bone, tease your gray matter,
02:13:10
and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
02:13:12
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
02:13:15
Article to offending everyone equally.
02:13:17
We're equal opportunity offenders, all right?
02:13:20
We don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion, or whether you prefer cats
02:13:25
or dogs
02:13:27
or dildos.
02:13:29
We're here to roast everyone
02:13:30
from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
02:13:34
Nobody's safe.
02:13:36
Not even game games.
02:13:37
Apple pie article three screw political correctness.
02:13:41
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
02:13:44
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
02:13:48
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
02:13:50
But hey, if you can take the heat,
02:13:52
we promise we'll dish out some belly laughs and maybe a couple of snorts.
02:13:55
Ha ha ha. Article for fake news alert.
02:13:57
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
02:14:00
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
02:14:04
as a $3 bill.
02:14:06
Any resemblance to real life events or people,
02:14:09
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
02:14:12
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
02:14:15
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
02:14:18
but honestly, who cares? Article five
02:14:22
parody.
02:14:24
Because one
02:14:27
parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
02:14:30
Any likeness to actual people or characters
02:14:33
is just having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
02:14:36
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar always.
02:14:40
You and I had to stir up some trouble.
02:14:43
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies
02:14:45
in a twist and congrats, you're our kind of people.
02:14:49
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
02:14:52
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
02:14:56
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
02:14:59
to the absurd realms of our humor.
02:15:00
While flags rants. Why?
02:15:17
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:15:19
let's get ready to.
02:15:25
Hold.
02:15:25
You ready to rumble?
02:15:27
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:15:28
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:15:32
Oh. That was fantastic.
02:15:35
You've outdone yourself once again. That is.
02:15:38
Well, let me tell you. Oh, thank you, thank you, I appreciate it.
02:15:40
I take all the credit for you.
02:15:41
Said, like, for
02:15:44
20s to, listen to how jaw did it?
02:15:50
Everyone.
02:15:53
Good job.
02:15:55
I don't want to put it.
02:15:58
See, it was my moral.
02:16:00
It was my oral obligation.
02:16:02
Oh, yeah. Is it just you? Oh, there you are.
02:16:04
So. So how did you do that, Sora?
02:16:11
Was it Sora?
02:16:13
It looked like Sora.
02:16:16
I'm just devastated to learn for the first time.
02:16:18
Oh, the has passed away!
02:16:20
Is this true?
02:16:20
You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro?
02:16:24
Nothing but oldies. Christ!
02:16:26
And so I simply said, do we have anything for the show?
02:16:30
And then Brady thought I was getting all pissy.
02:16:35
But I was just wondering.
02:16:38
I'm like, I didn't really write anything down
02:16:43
the show.
02:16:45
As you can see, it's an invisible ink.
02:16:48
Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Lemon.
02:16:51
Well, I'll go grab a lemon.
02:16:55
But no, this has been the best show
02:16:57
I've ever been any part of every show.
02:17:02
Is that.
02:17:03
Oh, well, that was a span of episodes that were really, really good.
02:17:09
Oh, yeah.
02:17:10
During the summer, I don't know, there was a couple months
02:17:12
of, like, it just surpassed,
02:17:16
you know, remains our our highest viewed,
02:17:20
honorable, podcast of the year.
02:17:23
And I was no part of that
02:17:26
was that last image that I see.
02:17:29
This is I have to ask everything now going forward. Everything. Right.
02:17:31
Oh, is that I have to then I have to analyze and go from.
02:17:35
I might go, yeah.
02:17:36
No, that's probably,
02:17:38
Well, Brady wanted this to be real, so I wanted this.
02:17:42
Like, oh, yeah.
02:17:44
I love this stuff.
02:17:47
Oh, yeah.
02:17:48
Damn right.
02:17:51
Do you put you know, if we're jumping into it, we.
02:17:55
Anybody know, this language?
02:17:59
Oh, that's Spanish.
02:18:01
Oh, I love I don't know what have you done?
02:18:08
The Spanish.
02:18:10
So yeah, there's ways to tell.
02:18:12
For example, yelling. Exactly.
02:18:14
10s long.
02:18:16
Oh, that's always the first tip off.
02:18:19
If it's like 10 or 15.
02:18:21
Yeah, like my Captain Giggles videos are always eight seconds.
02:18:25
Like, I'm, I'm a little concerned for drawer, like,
02:18:28
I like I see my son and, what's that game we play?
02:18:32
I can't think of them clash. I see him on clash.
02:18:34
Yeah. So he's, And his name?
02:18:36
I only have one son, and and his name sparkles.
02:18:41
And I think,
02:18:43
he spent $1.99 five.
02:18:46
What the hell is wrong?
02:18:49
I'm sorry. That is that is probably my column.
02:18:51
How you get Conway and Column B, my son?
02:18:54
Yeah.
02:18:56
And if you take it, it's worth it.
02:18:58
I mean, if you really want to play, it's better than heroin.
02:18:59
I guess you can do worse things with your money.
02:19:01
But $5 to make your color.
02:19:03
Oh, I'll just take home.
02:19:06
And now maybe somebody who's been playing
02:19:09
that stupid game for what I tell it, ruin you guys.
02:19:12
You've been playing this game for 8 or 9 years and you just like, oh my eight.
02:19:16
I've never felt worse than I do at this moment.
02:19:19
Oh yeah.
02:19:19
But all he's doing is
02:19:22
hitting the finish line way sooner.
02:19:23
That pain point.
02:19:24
Like, you know what
02:19:25
they just before they opened up level 16, there was nothing more to do.
02:19:29
Nothing. I had nothing left.
02:19:30
So now he just he's paying $5 a month to have nothing to do even faster.
02:19:34
It was funny, though, that you threatened to kick everybody.
02:19:37
That's not paying attention.
02:19:38
Well, they're not paying attention to you threatening the manager.
02:19:41
Okay, so I feel worthless, but
02:19:45
now you think it may have not been effective,
02:19:47
and I didn't kick anybody out, and I'm just squawking, you know?
02:19:50
No, you do.
02:19:51
We won the next two wars, and then we lost again.
02:19:53
But that is because of that.
02:19:56
Like, we went from 10 to 14 people battling up to 24 to 26 people.
02:20:02
I went from being the top two scorers to like third and fifth.
02:20:08
Well, I make it a point to never do all four day battles to give you that.
02:20:11
I make it a plus point to never play because I get better, right?
02:20:15
I'm I'm still playing classic playing
02:20:18
the original one with Stafford, my man under the button.
02:20:21
But I haven't hit it.
02:20:22
That's weird that I won, and I still I still do the weekend, war things and,
02:20:28
And then you beat me easy and Rob and then Rob dropped out.
02:20:33
It was just me and easy.
02:20:34
And the last few weekends it's been me.
02:20:38
You're talking the square, the old of clan stuff.
02:20:42
Clash of clans. All right.
02:20:45
I still do it every day.
02:20:47
My favorite game was, Mario Kart.
02:20:50
Did you guys learn that you can drive you crazy?
02:20:52
The.
02:20:53
Our other nerd thing is Brady's wife
02:20:56
is beating me by 20 or 30 points right now, and I feel.
02:21:04
See, that's funny because I cut it out now.
02:21:05
I made it sound like she.
02:21:06
That my wife was beating.
02:21:08
Beating? Yeah.
02:21:10
You know, she got 20 or 30 points on me
02:21:12
because Kyle friggin pits.
02:21:16
You got 37 points.
02:21:18
It was only like a 6.7. difference.
02:21:20
Okay, you guys, I started with a 40 point deficit, and this is our tiebreaker.
02:21:26
This is our rubber match, and it's all through.
02:21:30
No chance.
02:21:33
That's not me.
02:21:34
So you got no chance.
02:21:39
Well, she's got a very good chance of making the championship match up.
02:21:43
And I've got some ground to catch.
02:21:45
So it's an uphill battle for me, but I still think I'm going to make
02:21:48
Brady's championship and finally get that goddamn trophy.
02:21:52
You just explained Christianity to a tee.
02:21:56
I'm going to believe in an afterlife just because I have to.
02:21:59
I have no other choice until I can't.
02:22:01
Until I don't or die. I can't,
02:22:04
I can't make myself
02:22:05
believe something just because it's convenient.
02:22:09
Ask you, how can you believe you have any chance of winning?
02:22:12
And fantasy football is what you are doing in fantasy football.
02:22:15
Yeah.
02:22:15
Where is the believing something just because it's convenient and it's 151.82?
02:22:22
Wait, no, that's my game.
02:22:24
Lenient to believe you.
02:22:26
There is a way I can win this.
02:22:29
Yeah.
02:22:29
Al Gore says religion is an inconvenient truth.
02:22:33
And the truth.
02:22:34
You know, they come out recently and say penalty.
02:22:37
It's all bullshit.
02:22:38
Warming wasn't a anything.
02:22:40
Yeah, it's now global cooling.
02:22:42
Every time in reverse.
02:22:43
He came out and said that it wasn't even it wasn't happening as fast.
02:22:47
He's kind of contradicting.
02:22:51
It looks like the score is 125.6 to.
02:22:56
Yeah. Wait.
02:22:56
No, wait. That's two projected for next week.
02:22:58
This is too hard to figure out.
02:22:59
Where's oh, it's in big bold letters at the top.
02:23:01
I just had to scroll up 149.5 to 178.86.
02:23:06
Yeah.
02:23:07
Is she gonna give a crap about any score?
02:23:10
How do I keep up with that?
02:23:12
See if Jordan knew the
02:23:13
size of the trophy and what's at stake, he would care a little bit.
02:23:16
You're not understanding.
02:23:17
That is your other league have a two foot trophy, and then it's a grudge match. It.
02:23:22
Okay, Jack is my number one.
02:23:25
No, I never knew that being me.
02:23:29
Like eight years ago when this all started.
02:23:32
But it became me versus Jack.
02:23:35
And Jack has blessed me in the last couple of years.
02:23:38
And now
02:23:40
it's me versus Mrs.
02:23:42
Brady.
02:23:42
And I'll tell you what.
02:23:44
She's got my number.
02:23:46
I'm trying to think because I printed plates.
02:23:48
See, I'm a hobbyist engineer enthusiast, and I have a
02:23:52
awesome 3D printer over there, and I made like a Stanley Cup style
02:23:56
fantasy football trophy with plates of all the winners and the year.
02:24:00
Okay,
02:24:01
there must be 12 plates on each side, four sides.
02:24:04
I can't remember your name being on it anywhere.
02:24:07
I know it's not what you say, grudge.
02:24:11
I don't,
02:24:12
I don't, but I know,
02:24:15
I know the reason we all hate not hate
02:24:17
the reason is because runner up his name is in a whole fucking row.
02:24:21
It is.
02:24:22
And then it. Then it was my name.
02:24:24
The outdoors.
02:24:26
A couple of other mixed in there.
02:24:28
And I was like the runner up
02:24:31
in all of those championships,
02:24:35
some of the little bills of fantasy football I am,
02:24:38
I am and the that's some people would say that's a pretty good position.
02:24:42
You know who says that? Lions fans know?
02:24:44
Maybe they envy the position to go lose four Super Bowls, right.
02:24:48
Yeah. In a row though.
02:24:51
Yeah they did.
02:24:52
They did in a row.
02:24:54
I'm going to beat the bills this year.
02:24:56
That's an n a is it going to be the Cowboys are the 40 the 40 Niners.
02:25:00
Who's going to beat the bills this year
02:25:02
right.
02:25:07
Okay.
02:25:07
Well do you still do live requests because, the rap song
02:25:13
by Tony Teal and I, is called flatline.
02:25:21
Start your engines in the oldest car race ever.
02:25:24
That's live bird car 64.
02:25:26
Drift to the frozen barn, grab piping hot power ups and keep Gary out of the chaos.
02:25:30
Out of my way.
02:25:31
Eggheads from way complain right past me.
02:25:34
From the chilliest track on the map
02:25:35
comes a new animated showdown that never lets off the gas level tires.
02:25:38
Cool. Let's wrap up.
02:25:40
Your dinky little race is worth the divorce.
02:25:41
Gary just wants to laugh.
02:25:43
Gary? Gary leads early. What?
02:25:44
The skillet is hot on his tail is Brady's big blast.
02:25:47
Troy's grumble cloud.
02:25:48
Brady's drum beat shield draws grumbling smug and Gary's Cappy turbo
02:25:51
to stay ahead of track. Cocoa booster game.
02:25:56
Troy, you've been busy this week.
02:25:58
He's been my grumble, grumble club.
02:26:01
I don't see you just Brady you need to carry drop is six everywhere you go from
02:26:05
now on.
02:26:05
I did okay I do when you're seven shield
02:26:10
no like physically you just have them be shown.
02:26:12
You needed to have them so grasped before I had children.
02:26:16
Before I mean that I did it.
02:26:17
I am in my back pocket like people used to wear combs in the fucking 80s.
02:26:21
Yeah.
02:26:23
I thought that was the coolest thing ever.
02:26:26
A lot of people thought it would work, too.
02:26:28
Oh, you play the drums?
02:26:29
I sure do, yeah. Sometimes I carry around.
02:26:32
Sorry.
02:26:32
I have a face.
02:26:33
Just so people think I'm a musician.
02:26:35
I'm sorry. I'm not gay. That's my favorite one.
02:26:39
Well,
02:26:41
apologizing for not being gay.
02:26:42
Plenty of gay drummers.
02:26:44
Yeah, plenty of gay.
02:26:46
Gary's gay.
02:26:47
Yeah, if you will.
02:26:50
But they like drummers.
02:26:51
Everyone likes drummers.
02:26:54
Everyone wants to be a drummer or have sex with a drummer.
02:26:57
You can.
02:26:57
Same or not.
02:26:59
But rappers just want to be drummers. They just don't have the talent.
02:27:01
They think, oh, I only have one mouth.
02:27:03
I can do that. It's too hard.
02:27:04
With four hands and four feet.
02:27:07
Wait, how many are like, I just I don't want to say anything.
02:27:10
I just want to know.
02:27:11
Please do do
02:27:15
know.
02:27:15
I think you saying that drummers don't want to say anything.
02:27:20
Yeah.
02:27:23
Just beat, I mean, keep the beat, but that's the corner.
02:27:26
Beat up right?
02:27:33
So now we're talking about drummers.
02:27:35
Okay, since we're picking on Brady anyway, lead singer
02:27:38
obviously gets the most action.
02:27:40
Oh. Well, okay.
02:27:41
I think the greatest frogman of all time was Ozzy Osbourne.
02:27:44
Does anybody think, like Steven Tyler?
02:27:46
Or who's the greatest rocker of all time?
02:27:49
Who could Keith Richards?
02:27:50
Who cares?
02:27:51
Who gets the least amount of love in the band?
02:27:53
The bass player or the drummer?
02:27:55
Bass player.
02:27:56
This is weird, dude.
02:27:58
He's got a huge nose. He's lanky.
02:28:00
He's fuckin talking about space and science while everyone else I.
02:28:03
Dude singer guitar.
02:28:06
I was nerdy, right? From revenge of the nerds.
02:28:08
You know, when all the jocks are doing their practices in football,
02:28:10
you know, what are the math fucking geeks just doing math?
02:28:12
You know what the fucking.
02:28:14
Actually, I was practicing the drums. I wasn't having sex.
02:28:16
I wasn't learning to pleasure women or whatever they said.
02:28:18
I take that back.
02:28:19
I'm still learning.
02:28:21
You were.
02:28:21
You were flicking them drumsticks like you're flicking the bean.
02:28:25
But I need to talk to you and your wife
02:28:28
for a moment, because if that's the way you're doing it, it's not.
02:28:31
No, no.
02:28:32
If you are a bit of a myth, they like it a little warmed up.
02:28:36
Masturbating, right? Here's a here's a tip.
02:28:38
Try the alphabet next time.
02:28:44
I got really quiet fingers.
02:28:47
Yeah, you can do it manually. Easily.
02:28:49
I think it's a it's a good whatever you choose.
02:28:53
Didactic. Lee.
02:28:57
Religiously.
02:28:58
And you've done this before.
02:29:01
I've done everything that does not involve the.
02:29:03
But you have.
02:29:05
I have
02:29:09
Yeah.
02:29:10
Interesting.
02:29:11
I've had sex with a woman, but too. But.
02:29:14
Oh, yeah.
02:29:19
With my penis in her vagina.
02:29:21
To be clear.
02:29:24
Yeah.
02:29:25
So good a thing.
02:29:26
It's not exactly what you would think on the surface, because,
02:29:31
Goddamn, when I thought I had these next to each other.
02:29:34
Oh, no.
02:29:37
I do helicopter, helicopter.
02:29:43
Oh, no no, no.
02:29:46
People who get into helicopter accidents on accident, man.
02:29:51
Well, it's not actually a helicopter.
02:29:52
Come on, Ryan, where's that video?
02:29:54
I wanted to say
02:29:54
I don't know if you wanted me to play it on the show or not,
02:29:56
but down on the Florida highway and.
02:29:59
Oh, dude, it it it hit that car on purpose.
02:30:02
Captured the video. Sam, you're back with this.
02:30:04
There were three other lanes, you asshole.
02:30:06
In the sky and on the ground, all caught on camera.
02:30:09
But I want you to imagine.
02:30:10
Oh, wait, so who's at fault?
02:30:12
The film getting?
02:30:15
But but he's getting on the freeway, so the car in the center
02:30:17
lane should have merged over to the left. Oh my goodness.
02:30:20
This morning. Witnesses.
02:30:22
We're safely so
02:30:26
it's like you.
02:30:28
Is this, trying to land in a freeway where you potentially could, like.
02:30:33
Sure. You're trying to save your life.
02:30:34
Fuck, yeah. But you are leaning, you know, there's no.
02:30:37
But you could you could kill multiple people,
02:30:42
and you almost did, or, you know.
02:30:45
Right.
02:30:45
So what point should these people be charged, right, for?
02:30:48
Attempted murder, negligence?
02:30:51
Michigan tucky.
02:30:52
Kentucky's a no fault state.
02:30:55
As long as he has automobile insurance, he should be fine.
02:30:58
Yeah.
02:30:59
Horrifying moment on I-95 in central Florida.
02:31:03
A plane just I mean, he didn't go in the other.
02:31:06
He could have them highway. What if he did?
02:31:08
What if people died? Seems to me. Oh, I didn't even save my life.
02:31:11
Fuck all of these other people. Look. All these car. Stop!
02:31:14
This is a selfish act, right on.
02:31:16
Yeah.
02:31:16
By that one car that didn't get the fuck out of his family killed everyone.
02:31:19
Dude, why didn't they fucking speed up or slow down?
02:31:23
They didn't know they were. They were coming from behind.
02:31:24
Who's looking? Fucking join you drive. And you know better than anyone.
02:31:27
You have to have your head on a swivel. Power in.
02:31:30
You need to be looking for planes at all times, landing every fucking three
02:31:33
way crash ball planes.
02:31:35
You got to know what it's doing in both engines before dropping the honking
02:31:39
its horn emergency.
02:31:40
I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I would have been aware of a
02:31:42
putting the top of my car down more.
02:31:45
What did the plane slow down more? The plane can't.
02:31:47
If it slows down more, it'll stall and crash.
02:31:49
Have you ever had Flight Simulator? Huge area right here.
02:31:51
It could have landed and you know, and that's what it was going for.
02:31:54
That plane.
02:31:54
That car just didn't speed up enough with the rest of those cars.
02:31:58
I'm not losing my fucking insurance.
02:32:00
If I go 61, I'm going to get a fucking
02:32:02
plane in the air.
02:32:03
The plane skidding to a stop. You.
02:32:05
That car was texting.
02:32:06
I had no idea.
02:32:07
It's going to land traffic coming the other way.
02:32:10
The driver, I think the only one at fault is her.
02:32:12
Right there. Now, we explained it right there.
02:32:14
That's who it is. Good.
02:32:16
Just fucking Pastor Bernard Wigley.
02:32:18
Ever think God is good? What do you think of that, Gary?
02:32:21
They believe that.
02:32:21
Oh God, I love it.
02:32:23
I a just know God is good.
02:32:26
Holy fucking shit.
02:32:28
There's no better dude.
02:32:29
It's it's a half the Asian of a white or Hawaiian older lady.
02:32:31
She's a place that she could have survived.
02:32:35
If she had had other passengers, they would have all been smashed.
02:32:39
Watch as it's the only place she could have survived.
02:32:42
She could have stopped or got off that.
02:32:44
Oh, I will murder other people and save my life because I'm an idiot in the plane.
02:32:48
That doesn't work. The car.
02:32:50
What hit her?
02:32:51
She thought a semi-truck hit her.
02:32:53
Yeah, my brakes are working. So this is yours?
02:32:56
Yeah. I'll just.
02:32:56
Yeah, I'll just run into a car head on. That caused me to stop.
02:32:59
27 years old. We're not so.
02:33:02
All right.
02:33:02
And I so I would I would do that
02:33:04
if you're driving on the freeway, you got cars moving to,
02:33:07
you know, close to your speed, and you could hit the back of their bumper
02:33:09
anywhere that they could.
02:33:10
You're going to go hit a fucking stationary tree and die for sure.
02:33:15
And thank you all. You would do that. You would be so noble.
02:33:17
Yeah. Honestly, Pastor Bernard calling it divine.
02:33:20
I try to find the plane and I try to get across the center median.
02:33:23
And if I get all the way over to the left when it's,
02:33:25
I would at least like, try to hover the little fucker
02:33:28
and the road for a minute to like, hopefully people would like clear.
02:33:31
I know, maybe they couldn't I don't know.
02:33:34
Yeah.
02:33:35
Down at three, a couple people in a car and then what's going on
02:33:41
and I hate to, you know, be the whole cause
02:33:43
and effect in the evidential result in all as my argument.
02:33:47
But it worked.
02:33:50
Brady, to be clear, like my live
02:33:54
my actual request is the rapper's
02:33:57
name is Toby EOB I.
02:34:00
And on the side, can you see your screen
02:34:03
song's called flatline?
02:34:06
It wasn't Tony.
02:34:07
Start your engine right. It's Toby.
02:34:10
I got the name wrong.
02:34:12
How did I get start your engine and,
02:34:16
it's, flatline.
02:34:18
There's a two minute and a four minute version, and, let's see,
02:34:23
the official one is, two minutes.
02:34:30
Do you guys get a lot?
02:34:31
Error occurred
02:34:31
was the first time you open up a YouTube video lately, and then you have to refresh
02:34:34
and open it again?
02:34:36
No, no, but I don't open a lot of YouTube video.
02:34:41
Oh, really?
02:34:42
Eugene, I do too good for YouTube.
02:34:44
I don't know, I bounce around sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
02:34:48
Does Apple have some kind of its own YouTube?
02:34:51
Why not? No, I'm just not.
02:34:52
Apple has everything else.
02:34:54
Why is an Apple good enough to have its own video platform?
02:34:56
I don't have it's kind of weird, don't you think?
02:34:58
Apple I think your stance on that
02:35:00
is because they wrote all the software for the YouTube views.
02:35:04
Well that's right, they're the their God.
02:35:06
They're the source code.
02:35:08
That's good. Correct.
02:35:10
Oh wait, I didn't mess it up yet.
02:35:12
I'm just playing it.
02:35:12
I missed a step.
02:35:17
I was like, oh, this is easy.
02:35:18
This thing was easier than it's ever been.
02:35:23
I'm sure you have something right?
02:35:26
Because I have no idea.
02:35:33
I didn't really get any shocking stuff for Rumble,
02:35:36
except that wonderful motorcycle ride.
02:35:40
Yeah,
02:35:41
I wanted to play slot around for a trip to trivia game, but I forgot about that.
02:35:44
It starts at 10:00.
02:35:45
We're going to start that right when we start one of these days.
02:35:48
Well, next week for our Christmas show,
02:35:50
when Gary comes back, we've got the sitcom.
02:35:52
Then I've got a story that ties into the end of that.
02:35:57
So whenever you want a sitcom, I have a story that ties into.
02:36:00
It's in the end of that.
02:36:07
But we have to wait for.
02:36:12
See if you would.
02:36:12
It came right back.
02:36:13
Right then.
02:36:13
That would have been. See, it's a fucking Millennium Falcon again.
02:36:16
Maybe I'm just missing there.
02:36:17
There has to be a logical explanation
02:36:19
like I'm missing when he's actually changing it.
02:36:22
It's not some kind of a rotating thing.
02:36:24
Like, I would have noticed that.
02:36:27
The toilet, it's.
02:36:29
It was a toilet or a dog.
02:36:31
Or even better yet, every 15 minutes, roughly.
02:36:33
Anyway, the toilet is one of those kick ass dog flushing toilets.
02:36:37
Helicopter? Helicopter?
02:36:40
No, this is kind of.
02:36:41
I spent a little more time with you guys.
02:36:43
This particular Monday
02:36:47
here, because that looks different.
02:36:50
Yeah.
02:36:50
Normally he wants to be there.
02:36:52
He wants to be here. This.
02:36:54
Well, I've got last couple weeks.
02:36:56
I've got a little more freedom.
02:36:58
Seemed a little pissy cold.
02:37:02
Yeah, it's.
02:37:03
It's cold out there.
02:37:06
I hope I turned the heat on. Oh.
02:37:11
It'll be.
02:37:12
It's going to be insincere and warm.
02:37:14
You play a little Rob Reiner.
02:37:15
What's in your butt? It's too soon, right?
02:37:19
Yes. You're right.
02:37:20
The answer was a sharp, cold blade.
02:37:22
His brow.
02:37:24
Yeah, right.
02:37:26
Yeah. Too soon.
02:37:27
That's too soon.
02:37:28
It's never too soon.
02:37:31
Way too soon.
02:37:34
I certainly don't want any more at home.
02:37:38
Look.
02:37:40
Oh, my gosh, my precious gold.
02:37:46
That doesn't sound at all.
02:37:50
Simpsons did it.
02:37:51
I have three subpoenas from last week we didn't get to.
02:37:54
Yeah, we don't need to. One was I.
02:37:56
One was to want to have a sandwich.
02:38:00
I have words, I have a yell
02:38:03
chicken attack, and I have to,
02:38:06
words of the best.
02:38:08
Those for.
02:38:09
So I should save that for last.
02:38:11
Nope.
02:38:13
That's for the chase.
02:38:14
Knock, knock. Dirty.
02:38:16
I don't think that's how this is supposed to work.
02:38:19
It's the way it works.
02:38:22
George Orwell's chilling classic 1984.
02:38:26
In the book, using nothing but words, Orwell depicts a world
02:38:30
in which people are manipulated by screens, manipulated by the media,
02:38:34
manipulated by the unimaginable, something
02:38:36
which thankfully didn't and couldn't happen.
02:38:39
This is the book George Orwell's chilling classic 1984198 in the book,
02:38:45
using nothing but me to force all well depicts a world ready to draw us.
02:38:50
Seems manipulated by so even her videos
02:38:54
are I know, yeah.
02:38:59
But you do what you gonna do.
02:39:03
It's exactly.
02:39:04
I'm certainly not going to just give up.
02:39:07
I'll give up.
02:39:08
Well, dude, if I, if I.
02:39:09
Because if I spent my whole career not giving up, I wouldn't go out.
02:39:12
Giving up what?
02:39:15
Just because the man told me to give up?
02:39:18
Okay.
02:39:19
Yeah, we, It can
02:39:21
be very liberating just giving up.
02:39:24
It's like. Oh, yeah.
02:39:25
I don't have to care about that.
02:39:26
I'm free to always water.
02:39:30
What is triple H?
02:39:32
Unrehearsed.
02:39:34
The, personal that
02:39:37
we're so stupid. It's so stupid.
02:39:40
Everything is so stupid. You know what?
02:39:41
Those stupid is better than I'd rather have stupid human jokes than fucking.
02:39:46
That's one I cannot joke at. It's not funny.
02:39:48
I've tried.
02:39:50
It is not funny.
02:39:51
You have to do that yourself. Yeah,
02:39:54
it will be.
02:39:55
It'll get funny.
02:39:57
I doubt it.
02:40:00
Why?
02:40:01
Why what?
02:40:01
So you know that you don't believe that either?
02:40:04
I don't believe much.
02:40:06
Just if you look at how what what it could do in the past and what it could do
02:40:09
now, it's an obvious conclusion, then I think it can be funny.
02:40:13
Unintentional.
02:40:14
And that's the funniest kind of funny.
02:40:17
Well, I don't believe so funny on purpose.
02:40:22
I have a
02:40:22
bad, bad feeling about this, that it's going to move
02:40:26
the comedy window to the point where it's idiocracy ass
02:40:30
and people are just laughing at an ass farting,
02:40:33
would do that.
02:40:36
Even now, we're still at a point where the ass jokes have nuance
02:40:39
and they are a little bit clever. Right?
02:40:41
Well, there's a clever twist at the end of every joke.
02:40:44
They could just switch the perspective, but
02:40:49
baa baa baa
02:40:52
baa baa baa ma.
02:41:00
Go cup.
02:41:01
Hey! That's interesting. Go cup.
02:41:04
Come and go.
02:41:05
Come on.
02:41:08
Go Cup.
02:41:10
Go, cup
02:41:13
for the queen.
02:41:15
Time to lose a seat to the party.
02:41:20
Like everybody goes to the park wearing a suit.
02:41:23
He finally got it right.
02:41:25
Wears a suit.
02:41:26
But he went to the park instead of the city to get a job.
02:41:30
Oops, I inside I do.
02:41:32
Oh, come
02:41:34
on, don't come play
02:41:37
this. Oh, shit.
02:41:39
I wish I could get the letter to the trash.
02:41:43
Anybody get back at the palace that can
02:41:48
every fan when I'm
02:41:51
at my feet,
02:41:54
it goes to the way we'll
02:41:57
meet me.
02:41:57
All right. Next time.
02:41:59
Take the dance, man down to the mirror.
02:42:03
Go back to that bridge.
02:42:05
Can't beat that time.
02:42:07
Anybody dance that night?
02:42:10
The palace brands cannot buy the body.
02:42:13
Dance, dance at the Palace brand.
02:42:18
Let me let you.
02:42:20
Let me take.
02:42:24
They don't want to replace nobody.
02:42:26
I jump in the street.
02:42:29
The hop on.
02:42:30
Don't you put them like you get off like a d
02:42:33
I don't you don't you take she say some take this I bring it down.
02:42:37
If I creep me inside.
02:42:39
You mention when I talk to me Cassius Clay man.
02:42:42
Oh this I know I just playing me came from the jungle.
02:42:46
So go ready to go.
02:42:47
Did you me feel this thing?
02:42:49
So many things to we. True.
02:42:50
Before I down but don't come I don't know why you don't see
02:42:56
me on my face.
02:42:58
Like what did you see
02:43:01
that? Please let.
02:43:03
This is not
02:43:06
left, left left right left right left.
02:43:17
Now is perfect for any day.
02:43:25
You guys got one more thing for me.
02:43:26
Cause I know.
02:43:30
We got lots of things for you.
02:43:31
Before you say so many things, I.
02:43:34
Okay, so many.
02:43:37
I don't believe you, but I'm willing to entertain
02:43:41
a few options.
02:43:45
Both threesome.
02:43:49
As above.
02:43:49
So below.
02:43:54
The.
02:43:59
Dance.
02:44:00
The Brady and Joshua.
02:44:01
Brady and or Gary.
02:44:03
As above and so below.
02:44:06
They call these solos lady.
02:44:08
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:44:12
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:44:14
Brady.
02:44:15
And don't show it's Brady and draw.
02:44:18
It's their show now Brady.
02:44:21
Draw.
02:44:27
You try to attack
02:44:29
in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
02:44:32
You killed my chickens.
02:44:36
Oh, what a 500 birds.
02:44:40
That being judged today at the show.
02:44:46
Oh, You black.
02:44:50
Wait, this is a man.
02:44:51
Dude, this is not a, 500 birds.
02:44:56
Australian mate at the show.
02:44:59
Look at him run away! Go!
02:45:04
Where's he going to go?
02:45:06
Oh. Oh, it wasn't a chicken.
02:45:09
That was it.
02:45:10
That was a pussy.
02:45:12
No, it was a big cock, though.
02:45:14
It was a big cock.
02:45:17
This wasn't a chicken.
02:45:18
This was a pussy.
02:45:19
I'd be afraid of a big cock.
02:45:21
Out of news.
02:45:21
Out of France. To be a man to my brain is broke.
02:45:24
The word is broke my brain.
02:45:25
Hernando County
02:45:25
say he killed his girlfriend's 12 week old kitten during a violent argument.
02:45:30
Take a listen.
02:45:31
The sheriff's office says Kate and Lil Lamar stomped that kitten to death after
02:45:37
curb stomped it.
02:45:40
Then stomped a kitten.
02:45:41
Stomped it. Yeah, but all right, I got it. Hold on.
02:45:44
I got to ask, what was the kitten wearing into a bathroom?
02:45:47
Animal services was called to take control of the animal.
02:45:50
Deputies charging him with the activated animal is dead.
02:45:53
And domestic battery Lamar was taken to the Hernando
02:45:56
County Detention Center, later given a $2,000 bond,
02:46:00
as the sheriff's office called his act senseless and heartbreaking.
02:46:05
Curb stomp that motherfucker
02:46:08
should have drain stomped to
02:46:11
go to bed. Gary left.
02:46:12
We were just about to play the game called Words.
02:46:16
At, Crowd Party app.
02:46:19
Game number 88332.
02:46:23
But now we can't.
02:46:25
He could still play, though.
02:46:27
All he needs is a tablet and come back to the breeding draw show.
02:46:33
Where we could play the game called words.
02:46:36
He's not going to be good at a game called words.
02:46:40
He's like a dead end against.
02:46:44
No, no.
02:46:46
Gets beat by women, by the way.
02:46:53
He, Should we save that?
02:46:56
Which we do?
02:46:56
We save the sitcom.
02:46:57
Earned it. We?
02:47:02
Do we wait till next week, or should we just play it?
02:47:05
What do I do?
02:47:06
No, you can play it.
02:47:08
Fuck them.
02:47:10
He just left.
02:47:10
He was here.
02:47:11
He was here a minute ago.
02:47:14
No. No need to punish our audience. Be.
02:47:22
You know the door closes, right?
02:47:23
Doesn't have to hit the wall every time.
02:47:24
Yeah. We're back with another episode of flash wrestling.
02:47:26
If not for long.
02:47:27
Welcome to the barn.
02:47:28
Oh, like we upgraded the hay to hardwood.
02:47:31
You call this an upgrade?
02:47:32
My calves miss the frostbite. I miss the frostbite.
02:47:34
I never argue back.
02:47:35
A barn can sit up, you know the door closes, right?
02:47:38
He doesn't have to hit the wall every time.
02:47:40
I'm sure it's close.
02:47:41
I see.
02:47:42
Excuse burglar's use yet?
02:47:43
Here we are on burglars.
02:47:45
Welcome back to Flat
02:47:46
Drafts Live,
02:47:46
the only podcast that doubles as a space heater
02:47:48
because my laptop is about to burst into flames.
02:47:49
Gary, you left the window open again. It's snowing in the salad bowl.
02:47:52
It's called ambiance.
02:47:53
People pay for this on streaming services.
02:47:54
No pay more when you freeze and they have to bury you in that last. You.
02:48:04
You got that?
02:48:04
You thought you said you were going to get me for that.
02:48:06
Can't wait for that show to come out.
02:48:10
You said you had started the barn and then they graduate.
02:48:12
Apparently Gary gets an apartment at some point.
02:48:15
Must mean he splits off from, missus Gary, which is why she's so angry.
02:48:20
Isn't that where you thought where he was leading to earlier today?
02:48:24
Guess what? That's what he said.
02:48:25
Guess what I'm like, Okay.
02:48:27
Good news, I killed her.
02:48:29
Did you write the door joke?
02:48:31
That was the funniest part of that.
02:48:36
The door hitting.
02:48:38
Know that he doesn't have to hit the wall every time.
02:48:40
No, but I did.
02:48:41
I did promise that, you know, I was specific on the fact
02:48:45
that she, is always slamming the door
02:48:49
when she comes and goes, obnoxious.
02:48:52
So I see yelling, I stand corrected, I hit a joke because that's.
02:48:56
Yeah,
02:48:58
it just really.
02:48:58
Well, dude, I sit in my house, people come inside my door,
02:49:01
my daughter's friends and whatnot, and not one of them.
02:49:05
That was a bad
02:49:07
progression of words that I should have thought out before I spoke.
02:49:11
Not one of them.
02:49:12
Like when you walk in a house, are you aware you, like, shut the door?
02:49:15
Involved?
02:49:16
Most men do like children.
02:49:21
They're adults that check children.
02:49:24
Then, but they're my children.
02:49:27
My adult children, they just they have no care for the door.
02:49:30
Like when I go to somebody else's house, not only will I make sure the door
02:49:34
shuts softly, but then I will pull it behind me to make sure it's latched.
02:49:37
I don't want the cat or the dog to get out or anything.
02:49:39
Whatever.
02:49:41
The younger generation doesn't seem to
02:49:44
care much about that.
02:49:49
Yeah. So,
02:49:52
I don't really have anything.
02:49:55
And now I've been left with nobody.
02:49:58
Just a bunch of empty chairs.
02:50:02
So I'm going to do depress you?
02:50:04
I don't know what it is.
02:50:05
I'm sure it's Gary's. I.
02:50:09
With depressions.
02:50:10
Oh, gray knows that.
02:50:11
Don't expect much from you.
02:50:13
Fine.
02:50:16
Depress? Yes. It's fine.
02:50:19
Start your day.
02:50:20
The usual way with depression is all.
02:50:23
Gray knows that. Don't expect much from you.
02:50:25
Fine.
02:50:28
Depress? Yes.
02:50:30
It's fine.
02:50:32
I strive for fine.
02:50:33
If I can make it through a day and I'm fine.
02:50:35
And I don't get into a road rage, road rage incident,
02:50:38
that's a win for me.
02:50:45
Of course, we have to have at least one
02:50:49
grimace.
02:50:49
Sandwich. Yes.
02:50:50
Well, here.
02:50:53
Me? That for me?
02:50:56
That's fucking delicious.
02:50:57
On a Friday, it you look.
02:51:15
See what works.
02:51:18
You know, those are many other man hands.
02:51:20
Yeah.
02:51:21
No, she had man hands
02:51:25
for those interested in it.
02:51:28
Really?
02:51:28
See again, I don't want to fuck my sandwiches,
02:51:31
so I don't really care the sex of who makes it.
02:51:33
If it's a good sandwich, it's a good sandwich.
02:51:36
Even if Hitler makes it, it's a good sandwich.
02:51:38
Eat it. Banana bread.
02:51:41
But again, I also agree with you on the point
02:51:43
where we're not eating the sandwich. We're watching a video.
02:51:45
And yes, it would have been much better, right?
02:51:48
Yeah.
02:51:48
So I said, we have one sandwich, but I may have lied.
02:51:53
It'd be Hitler's banana bread is the best.
02:51:56
Pull another sandwich. What?
02:51:57
I had a link here for the longest time.
02:52:03
I have an emergency link
02:52:04
here that says boob content.
02:52:09
And for the second time ever, I'm not.
02:52:12
I'm going to that content.
02:52:15
Let's see what's new.
02:52:17
What are you, an idiot?
02:52:18
Sandwich and sandwich.
02:52:20
What an idiot sandwich.
02:52:21
Chef Ramsay.
02:52:24
Ho ho ho ho
02:52:27
ho ho.
02:52:32
Okay.
02:52:37
Stay hungry, or you make your sandwich only for sandwiches.
02:52:40
What is it? Was your fix or fucked sandwiches?
02:52:43
Stupid fuck.
02:52:47
Time we get have.
02:52:49
We don't need sound.
02:52:52
You can.
02:53:04
Come.
02:53:13
You think she's one of those women that says my eyes are up here?
02:53:16
Why does everyone stare at my tits so much?
02:53:18
Pasta,
02:53:20
paper and propane all over the fucking
02:53:23
word. Fucker.
02:53:25
What a sandwich.
02:53:33
So I'll ask again.
02:53:35
How many breasts are there?
02:53:41
One. 2A3.
02:53:47
Three.
02:53:49
Oh, I was hoping you're gonna fuck that up.
02:53:52
You corrected. You?
02:53:54
Of course corrected.
02:53:56
You were going to say for I'm not qualified for a lot of things,
02:54:00
but I can count to three, and I can certainly count breasts.
02:54:04
In fact, if you ever want to look at breasts,
02:54:07
you can always use this joke with your wife.
02:54:09
I don't like to count women.
02:54:10
I like to count breasts and divide by two.
02:54:13
Yeah, exactly.
02:54:14
When she says, why are you looking at all those breasts?
02:54:19
Hey, thanks for the follow.
02:54:20
Anthony Barnes for good.
02:54:23
Move.
02:54:23
Prince of the air. Junior didn't follow.
02:54:26
No, Dick. What a dick.
02:54:29
No game.
02:54:30
All that free chat stuff for nothing. But that's okay. We don't.
02:54:33
We don't do it for the followers. We don't do it for the views.
02:54:35
Don't fuck all that shit. Next week is our Christmas show.
02:54:37
It's actually. No, I'm just kidding.
02:54:39
I have to admit, I've got the best parody
02:54:42
song that I have ever, ever written to start really open next week show.
02:54:47
Oh, really?
02:54:50
And man, I just want to play it right now.
02:54:52
It's so good. But we'll have to wait. I know exactly.
02:54:55
I mean, all you get for Christmas
02:54:57
is my two front teeth, right?
02:54:59
So for me.
02:55:04
You know, you. So,
02:55:08
we did anal.
02:55:11
We did oral.
02:55:15
What are we.
02:55:15
What are we going to do next week?
02:55:17
I don't know, the one thing I want before he goes in.
02:55:21
Married to masturbation. Yeah. See, we could do manual.
02:55:23
I didn't even know manual was a sexual orientation.
02:55:26
You all may.
02:55:28
Oh, manual.
02:55:30
So I thought so.
02:55:31
I in my experience, my growing up, I would compare manual to opposite of automatic.
02:55:37
Speaking of manual and manual,
02:55:40
I mean but I never realized manual
02:55:43
meant illegals in my yard.
02:55:46
Finger six finger still legal finger,
02:55:49
finger sex hand, fist, finger.
02:55:52
All that is manual.
02:55:53
Send them some pesos and they work so hard I thought manual sex
02:55:57
would be masturbation.
02:55:58
You can perform manual sex on your partner.
02:56:01
Illegals in my yard.
02:56:03
That doesn't make sense to me, but it is a thing.
02:56:06
I don't even ask if they got clean card.
02:56:10
They're
02:56:10
gonna pave up my driveway this Christmas.
02:56:13
They're gonna clean all my cars.
02:56:15
This Christmas, they're going to shovel all the snow.
02:56:19
This Christmas.
02:56:19
Those illegals in my yard,
02:56:23
they're gonna dig me a pool this Christmas.
02:56:26
They're gonna landscaped my lawn this Christmas.
02:56:30
They're never not me up some tacos this Christmas.
02:56:33
Those illegals in my yard.
02:56:37
Illegals in my yard.
02:56:39
I just realized illegals in my yard.
02:56:42
This must be an old song.
02:56:43
Illegals in my yard 16.
02:56:46
Arrive in a stolen car.
02:56:49
There's no more illegals in my yard.
02:56:53
Illegals invoice.
02:56:54
Got them all
02:56:56
the illegals in my yard.
02:56:58
When they're not working, they sit at the bar.
02:57:03
They're going to drink some cervezas this Christmas.
02:57:06
They're.
02:57:09
Look at that.
02:57:10
That's beautiful.
02:57:11
Those are all our show video links.
02:57:15
All green
02:57:16
except the subpoenas, which they're I we don't have to do.
02:57:19
Apparently they're gorgeous.
02:57:22
See, I don't even know which ones I've played.
02:57:25
I don't know and haven't played.
02:57:26
I'd have to go through and figure that out.
02:57:29
I also then added a couple to it.
02:57:31
I mean, I think I actually closed 1 or 2, I, I love that you're doing that.
02:57:35
You do that for me.
02:57:37
This tool literally prevents.
02:57:39
I'll see when I click a video, it turns green.
02:57:42
See that?
02:57:45
Yeah, that's fine, but there's no queuing up.
02:57:48
What happens when you click a video?
02:57:49
What does it do?
02:57:51
It, opens in another window at the moment.
02:57:55
Eventually it'll play right in, StreamYard.
02:57:57
But then I just click this and it plays.
02:58:01
Well, if you are triggered by the sound of somebody coughing
02:58:03
loudly or dramatically, well, that's weird that I happen to play this video again.
02:58:06
That was an accident.
02:58:12
And hey, man, you don't have to use it.
02:58:13
But it's definitely helping.
02:58:15
And it's only in like, this is like its third iteration.
02:58:17
It's going to get even better.
02:58:18
But, so I play things by the ear like this one.
02:58:25
Right.
02:58:25
Well, so here as a software developer,
02:58:28
like what I hear is really no, I need to add a feature
02:58:33
where you can add a video while the show is happening.
02:58:36
And that has already been done.
02:58:37
Right? Right.
02:58:38
I was looking at the here's my favorite part.
02:58:41
What is this more I get it. Christ.
02:58:43
Like I was at the is this a yeah or yeah.
02:58:47
Let's see what you like.
02:58:49
Yeah I fuck I fucked that up like a slight fight question on against.
02:58:53
All right.
02:58:53
That's out.
02:58:53
I'm out. I can't I can't even say fucking.
02:58:56
I'm so bad that I missed I then I'm, I'm done only ever see.
02:59:01
Yeah. Only when they. How do we know that's even him.
02:59:05
Anybody can be doing.
02:59:06
He never shows his face. It's brilliant.
02:59:08
He's like the new Four Seasons.
02:59:10
Do you know at one point there was.
02:59:12
Yeah great.
02:59:13
At one point you know there's the fourth.
02:59:14
You know the Four Tops I'm just trying to find for four for like 160 band.
02:59:20
The four top spans performing at one time
02:59:21
in the United States with so many fucking, franchises.
02:59:25
Nothing else.
02:59:26
Next though, not another word that a picture of desperation.
02:59:30
I had a toilet called The Big Track that looked just like
02:59:33
everything in my life. Fucking with my dad.
02:59:35
It said, it ain't Christ like that, man.
02:59:41
Yeah, yeah,
02:59:43
yeah. You know, it's like,
02:59:46
yeah, somebody is this new.
02:59:48
Like, oh, you I know.
02:59:51
Yeah.
02:59:52
I woke up this morning, I said my prayers.
02:59:54
I'm all through that I try to talk to my dad, get him some advice.
02:59:58
He start spazzing on me.
03:00:00
I start using Christ like.
03:00:05
Give.
03:00:05
We get much higher.
03:00:09
Oh, hilarious.
03:00:10
I mean, I kind of.
03:00:11
And then.
03:00:16
Here's the good part too
03:00:17
is if your legs were in there, I can hit this little export sources.
03:00:22
My dad came to visit me at one of my ranches
03:00:25
that I didn't hit that.
03:00:29
Well, that was weird.
03:00:30
How could I hit that?
03:00:32
No. Never mind.
03:00:35
Yeah, I can export the sources, and then it gives me a nice little while.
03:00:38
You can't.
03:00:39
I don't know how to make that play, but.
03:00:43
I can just paste that like you were doing
03:00:45
when we started, which was very helpful,
03:00:48
especially.
03:00:50
No, it really was a hindrance.
03:00:51
It was a big hindrance.
03:00:53
It was a pain in the ass. Right.
03:00:55
But this is one button when we're done and it just does it for you.
03:00:58
So this export source
03:00:59
right here gives me a little notepad list of just a simple title.
03:01:02
Exactly what you mean, I already have, I already have stuff.
03:01:05
But there's times where, you know, sometimes I was taking Gary's links,
03:01:09
but that was too much trouble because sometimes I have no idea
03:01:11
what gets played and what doesn't get played. And so
03:01:14
then at a point, I didn't care after a while, can you do me a favor?
03:01:17
When I go to my next business bidding meeting, can you come?
03:01:20
Can you be my wingman?
03:01:21
Because everything you're saying is proving my point.
03:01:24
I just didn't know.
03:01:25
I didn't know I need a tool to help me that I can.
03:01:27
Here. I have one.
03:01:30
But you're also that guy that's like.
03:01:32
No, you made it.
03:01:33
And I'll make my own tool because I need to function without you.
03:01:36
I'm an independent fucking alpha, and you're an asshole for trying to help me.
03:01:39
Yeah, exactly. No. Yeah.
03:01:40
Say that.
03:01:41
Okay. How you doing, sir?
03:01:42
Fuck off. A regular.
03:01:44
This isn't working.
03:01:46
In with what?
03:01:48
This is great.
03:01:48
In a one off, you're the only one controlling type of.
03:01:53
Oh, no, no, this is open source code.
03:01:55
You can have it, use it, take it whatever you want.
03:01:57
I'm not going to be like you. Fucking asshole.
03:01:58
You got to pay me 995 a month to use so it doesn't help with what I do.
03:02:04
To be honest, I appreciate what you do, but
03:02:06
I don't care what you do outside of this show at the end of the video.
03:02:09
So this is only going to pull up videos and then like,
03:02:12
oh no, no, you have to scrub them like, oh no, you scrub everything.
03:02:16
I pre run commercials a lot of times I if
03:02:20
I pull up a lot of stuff on the fly and so I have to add it to that
03:02:22
list, like, I don't know, I don't have to go through it and go oh, today.
03:02:27
And would you, would you have to do that really?
03:02:30
Or could you just add it.
03:02:32
Oh delete it.
03:02:33
There's a little button that says hide if we don't.
03:02:34
If you don't, there's so many there that we don't see.
03:02:38
And again you don't have to use it.
03:02:40
Your links just won't be in the show notes.
03:02:42
That's fine with me.
03:02:44
It's actually not. What are those?
03:02:46
I'm one of these weird completion
03:02:47
perfectionists where I strive to be perfect
03:02:49
and I have a little bit of trouble sleeping.
03:02:51
I'll wake up in the middle of the night screaming.
03:02:53
Jaws links aren't in there.
03:02:54
We're not complete. I'm not a man. But. Oh, boy.
03:02:57
Okay, I'll learn to deal with that.
03:03:05
I'm going to go play my game by myself, I guess.
03:03:07
I think.
03:03:08
Look at that.
03:03:14
Do we?
03:03:14
Oh, we looked at that.
03:03:15
I'm like, there's one more, but it's cheese wrestling.
03:03:18
We saw that.
03:03:20
Oh, yeah.
03:03:21
Yeah.
03:03:22
Oh, I have one more mash up, I think.
03:03:25
I think we already did it. It's horrible.
03:03:26
I don't need to play it.
03:03:30
I've learned we don't have to play everything.
03:03:32
It's not.
03:03:34
It's not a participation participant.
03:03:38
Yep. I've done
03:03:39
I can't say participation is not a participation trophy.
03:03:44
It doesn't.
03:03:45
It's okay to self at it.
03:03:48
I'm sure you don't want to play the words game.
03:03:50
You're not really into words.
03:03:52
I don't like words. Words suck.
03:03:54
Yeah, I know it's the worst.
03:03:58
Words are like pleasantries.
03:04:01
Like please and thank you.
03:04:02
How may I help you, sir?
03:04:03
What is that supposed to mean?
03:04:05
That sort of stuff.
03:04:10
We didn't get to play.
03:04:11
Where in the world is draw?
03:04:12
That kind of sucks.
03:04:19
I'm sure I played the message
03:04:20
recording already, right?
03:04:26
I can't do it because it's the wrong fuck.
03:04:30
What if I do?
03:04:31
There's also, I don't want to overshadow the.
03:04:34
The deaths.
03:04:36
Why am I fucking front and center?
03:04:38
Can you, I just wanted to hit something that wasn't showing the video.
03:04:41
Hang out before you play that.
03:04:42
Can you hear this? No.
03:04:55
You couldn't hear it?
03:04:57
Nope.
03:04:58
This guy is a shame.
03:04:59
Some sad news from the entertainment world this morning.
03:05:01
Character actor Peter Green died in his New York City home on Friday,
03:05:06
who was best known for playing the aliens and criminals in dozens of movies, mostly
03:05:11
most notably Z in Pulp Fiction, as well as Dorian in the Jim Carrey movie The Mask.
03:05:16
Green's manager said Friday, nobody played a bad guy better than Peter.
03:05:20
His cause of death was not reported.
03:05:22
Bullshit. Green.
03:05:23
I mean, I feel bad for the guy, but nobody played a bad a bad guy better than him.
03:05:28
See, they are installing Heath ledger.
03:05:30
Come on.
03:05:33
John Cena, there's so many better rumor,
03:05:37
is that, I was joking about John Cena, but I wasn't joking about.
03:05:42
So he kind of has a slight resemblance
03:05:44
to, maybe Stefan.
03:05:48
Okay, if you say so.
03:05:49
I mean, if I mean, he does now.
03:05:54
Well, Stefan is a
03:05:55
you mean because they're both dead and they have a pile of worm food?
03:05:58
Yeah.
03:05:59
I mean, it's just saying that supposedly it's suicide.
03:06:03
Oh, right.
03:06:04
I thought you meant just because they were decomposing bodies.
03:06:07
It was a little insensitive for him because it's so fresh.
03:06:10
No, I don't believe the bodies decompose after death.
03:06:14
I believe everything ends, and nothing more happens
03:06:17
after death.
03:06:22
Because once we put that body in the ground, I don't see it.
03:06:24
And so I have no proof that anything more happens.
03:06:26
I think it just disappears the second it dies.
03:06:30
That's more reasonable and logical
03:06:33
with the soul.
03:06:36
Now, there there can't be a soul.
03:06:40
And if there is a soul, it has no relation or connection to your body.
03:06:43
Why would it stay in your body
03:06:47
if it's not confined by your body after death?
03:06:49
It wouldn't be confined by your body before death.
03:06:54
I think.
03:06:59
I got to close that music.
03:07:00
I got to close those boobs.
03:07:03
Oh, fuck it.
03:07:04
I'm going to play this. It's. We're just sitting here.
03:07:07
We are just sitting there.
03:07:21
She still kind of hot every day together.
03:07:24
Kind of. Oh,
03:07:27
she was like, 1786.
03:07:33
But this girl,
03:07:34
the first two is when you're kind of hot.
03:07:38
The third one is borderline.
03:07:42
With this one, you.
03:07:48
You. I do want to know.
03:07:54
I don't think you
03:07:56
to say so.
03:07:59
I said I'm not sure that word.
03:08:09
I'm gonna read
03:08:13
you. Me?
03:08:15
It's something out
03:08:17
I know me.
03:08:22
Will make my
03:08:25
is looking for seven.
03:08:29
What?
03:08:29
Oh, no, I didn't see it.
03:08:33
So I'm explaining.
03:08:36
No Democrats, but
03:08:39
you know, you don't speak.
03:08:43
I know what you're thinking,
03:08:46
and I don't need your reasons.
03:08:49
Don't tell me to come.
03:08:54
Where there's nobody.
03:08:56
You gotta stop protecting. You.
03:09:07
That was not.
03:09:09
I don't think
03:09:11
I don't want to see it,
03:09:14
so please stop and don't
03:09:17
tell the guys right now.
03:09:21
No, I don't think I know.
03:09:24
I don't think you feel free.
03:09:27
And I don't even know where he is.
03:09:29
I'm going down the tunnel,
03:09:33
you know, down the line.
03:09:36
Know what I'm saying?
03:09:39
Yes. I.
03:09:43
Got me.
03:09:43
I got down for me.
03:09:47
Somebody always like
03:09:50
incorporated into the families and children.
03:09:52
Fans like you see I. The.
03:10:10
I don't even see anybody to raid.
03:10:12
There's nobody on you going to rape someone. Oh.
03:10:32
Topic next week.
03:10:34
So really, you have no comment on John Cena?
03:10:37
I when I watched a little bit of it,
03:10:38
they said he was the greatest wrestler of all time.
03:10:43
They're going to.
03:10:44
I mean, when it comes to like, overall longevity and
03:10:48
staying clean and.
03:10:52
So in the company line
03:10:54
and not do anything over the top like embarrassing for the company.
03:10:58
Transitioning to movies and representing that, well, doing the make it,
03:11:01
make a wish stuff, passing the torch to a lot of younger wrestlers.
03:11:06
Both he is known for back in the day, being a bit of a ruthless,
03:11:09
you know, asshole. So,
03:11:13
behind the scenes.
03:11:14
Yeah.
03:11:16
But when you have the top spot, you've got to protect it.
03:11:19
And so, you know, sometimes
03:11:22
not to bust the drama, but what don't they usually retire
03:11:25
and then come back a few times.
03:11:28
He probably won't do that because they made such a to do.
03:11:32
But money money talks.
03:11:34
That's so Gunther's the man.
03:11:37
That's all I heard too, I guess so, I don't know.
03:11:39
Sure, Gunther, but he's one of the shorter ones because he's more realistic.
03:11:44
But even him,
03:11:44
he got beat by, you know, some people that he should never get to be by.
03:11:48
So he's already been.
03:11:51
They do it.
03:11:53
They just don't book like they should.
03:11:56
That's they do 5050 booking, which means, you know, everyone is pretty much
03:11:59
even keel. And so
03:12:01
there's no one that's exciting because like,
03:12:04
even if they get hot, they'll just kind of cool off after a while.
03:12:06
So it's like, oh, they'll get a couple of wins
03:12:08
and you'll be a fan of them.
03:12:09
And but it's just it's it all bakes and the wins and losses.
03:12:13
It's not like, storyline based like it used to be
03:12:16
when it was actually entertaining, you know, no arc like there.
03:12:20
There's rarely there's sometimes the most recent notable one was Roman Reigns.
03:12:26
This whole situation, which even then there was some weird holes in it.
03:12:30
And after a while they it seemed like they didn't know where to go with it.
03:12:33
And even right now, it's kind of seems a bit lost.
03:12:36
John Cena's heel turn was seemed like at first,
03:12:40
you know, there was some legs
03:12:42
and then it seemed like something happened and it got lost and,
03:12:47
I don't
03:12:47
know, then they just went back to being a good guy.
03:12:50
And then I thought, he's never supposed to give up.
03:12:54
Yeah. He, he gave up.
03:12:55
Apparently
03:12:57
Gunther got booed tonight.
03:13:00
Well, he's a bad guy, so I would assume that he would.
03:13:03
Gunther walked out to an absolute ton of heat.
03:13:05
He was all smiles.
03:13:06
A few fans chanted, you tapped out!
03:13:09
But it quickly turned into more boos as he tried to speak, Gunther said,
03:13:12
I did what I said I would do.
03:13:13
I made John Cena give up and when he gave up, he tapped out like a little bitch.
03:13:20
Yeah, I made John Cena tap out like a little bitch.
03:13:22
It's my time now.
03:13:23
I will forever be the man that made John Cena give up.
03:13:27
And that's really supposed to do that.
03:13:30
Really playing that.
03:13:32
Yeah, yeah.
03:13:32
So that was that the shtick them because every every wrestler has to say
03:13:37
oh the new one is the shit.
03:13:41
Has every wrestler lost his last match.
03:13:43
You have a John Cena already passed the torch to a bunch of wrestlers
03:13:46
over the last like a year and a half, two years, he's been doing favors
03:13:50
for everyone,
03:13:51
making everyone else look, you know, when somebody needs to kind of look good.
03:13:55
Yeah.
03:13:55
Oh my God, they be John Cena.
03:13:56
Like, holy shit, maybe they can win the beat the the title holder.
03:14:01
And it's like, of course they can't.
03:14:02
But they like to get that build up.
03:14:04
You know?
03:14:07
He has not been protected towards the tail end of his career.
03:14:13
But it's all I mean at this time I would assume I is writing it.
03:14:16
Right.
03:14:16
And by this point, that's what they kind of, Oh, they did it.
03:14:22
That's weird. Weird?
03:14:24
It's first time I do it today at least.
03:14:26
Yeah. That's what, like triple H.
03:14:28
Like triple H is kind of hinting, Vince Russo, on his podcast, he had said
03:14:33
not too long ago that he told
03:14:36
I to, write a wrestling show
03:14:39
of kind of his style, and he's like, dude, it like
03:14:43
it's like, hey, I just put an A in a in a Vince Russo style, right?
03:14:46
A wrestling show. And he was like, Holy shit. This is like.
03:14:48
He's like, it's literally something like what I would writing.
03:14:51
It's right.
03:14:53
It's just weird.
03:14:53
Yeah. Careful what he wishes for.
03:14:55
Capable of doing that.
03:14:57
Yeah, well, I also read or heard that triple
03:14:59
H wrote the whole last while in triple H as the writer for the.
03:15:03
He's all over the US.
03:15:05
I don't know, they don't necessarily have.
03:15:07
Does he still wrestling?
03:15:08
Is he just part of the administration?
03:15:09
They have a writing team and they've never I don't know how they've gotten around
03:15:13
SAG after a shit and all that stuff, but, they don't because it's real.
03:15:17
They've never credited writers until recently, and the only two writers
03:15:23
that are credited at the end are triple H and one other person.
03:15:26
Yeah, I forget who that other person is, but it's
03:15:30
it's just funny that they're able to not give credit.
03:15:33
But there's they have teams of writers and you know, I'm sure they pitch ideas.
03:15:38
And then the for The Tonight Show does that.
03:15:41
I mean you don't you don't see their writers names.
03:15:43
It's just Jimmy Fallon, which is sad.
03:15:45
But he's got some of the credits at the end.
03:15:46
There's no credits at the end.
03:15:48
I don't know.
03:15:49
Are there, is anybody watching credit?
03:15:51
I mean yeah, no, I don't watch television nowadays.
03:15:54
It's zipping in a tiny little
03:15:55
if you do actually watch scheduled TV,
03:15:57
it's in a little window while the next show is starting.
03:15:59
They they know the younger generation is going to sit through credits.
03:16:02
Okay. They go fast too.
03:16:05
They're like, oh, we legally got to show the credits there.
03:16:07
We just showed you 5200.
03:16:09
Yeah, like a disclaimer.
03:16:11
But you know, there's people that are like, wait, hold it. Posit.
03:16:14
They take a picture of it. They're like, no, really.
03:16:15
Look, I was on the fucking. I was a grip.
03:16:18
I was second hand. Am
03:16:21
third off.
03:16:23
This is Flag Rant live.
03:16:29
I want to just get that right there.
03:16:31
Just use that clip.
03:16:32
This is Flag Rant Live.
03:16:36
I got at that time.
03:16:40
It definitely gets better to at the end.
03:16:41
This is Flag Rant live.
03:16:51
Gets up I got a text checking the text
03:16:54
fucking thing off of me. Hey!
03:17:01
Oh. I like that too.
03:17:05
Did you used, one of them used a photo right on the sorrow
03:17:09
or can sorrow take photos now?
03:17:13
For what?
03:17:18
I don't I don't really have to watch that.
03:17:20
I know it's like a photo of Gary in the kid and, and graphic.
03:17:26
Yes. And I thought, that looks like rock.
03:17:29
I recognize the noise and shit.
03:17:31
It's so. It's so the same.
03:17:33
I had to do a kid talking,
03:17:36
and then I took a freeze frame of the last frame
03:17:40
of the kid talking and had to do the smoke with Gary and,
03:17:45
dude, if you can script grok to do exactly
03:17:48
and say exactly what you want people to say, oh, sometimes it fucks up.
03:17:52
Yeah, but I mean, it's got a lot of credit.
03:17:54
I, I've yet to ever have it say, you can't do anymore.
03:17:58
All right. Actually, I take I take that back.
03:18:00
The other day it said you have to take 20 hours off
03:18:05
because like,
03:18:06
ChatGPT will be like, you got to wait 20 minutes, come back at 629 or whatever.
03:18:10
You know, it has like a cooldown period.
03:18:13
Grok will let you go for hours, but eventually it's like, dude,
03:18:16
you've been gone for like ten hours.
03:18:17
You need to take the next 20 hours off.
03:18:20
It gave me like a timeout.
03:18:26
Well, with no topic next week I got nothing.
03:18:28
You got anything?
03:18:31
Hey there.
03:18:32
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
03:18:36
So did they fill that job position yet?
03:18:39
Gave me like a timeout.
03:18:43
Are you actually watching this show?
03:18:48
Well, yeah.
03:18:49
Raid.
03:18:49
I was gonna set up a raid.
03:18:50
I can't find anyone.
03:18:55
Raid!
03:19:08
You go on. Go!
03:19:09
So I hope my mind can't take it no more.
03:19:16
Oh! Face advance!
03:19:20
So I can see.
03:19:25
Your face stands up.
03:19:29
A-Train, don't get me.
03:19:35
You know,
03:19:36
yo, what you go trough go.
03:19:40
So I hope my mind can't take it.
03:19:44
No, no.
03:19:46
No face dance.
03:19:49
Can be blind so I can see.
03:19:51
Well, thank you.
03:19:52
The 20 that are watching still.
03:19:57
Dancer
03:19:59
A-Train from the rage.
03:20:01
Joey can only cuz he's gonna be streaming, you know.
03:20:05
Yo, watching you go.
03:20:08
Come on. Go.
03:20:09
So I hope my mind can't take it no more.
03:20:15
No face or dance.
03:20:19
Goodbye.
03:20:20
So I can see.
03:20:25
Your face.
03:20:27
Dancer.
03:20:29
A-Train, don't get me.
03:20:35
You know, you watch.
03:20:36
Oh, hey, don't forget to get our merchandise. Oh.
03:20:40
Flat training.
03:20:40
Scammed.
03:20:41
Shop for flat transport or something like that.
03:20:45
Just go to class.
03:20:46
Clown.
03:20:49
We're extending our Black Friday
03:20:51
sales of 20% off and our pants off 10% combined.
03:20:56
You can stack those ten plus.
03:20:58
Almost everything is half off now, so that's a pretty high price on the saw.
03:21:01
Three.
03:21:01
Black Friday are now even lower through the end of the year.
03:21:04
You know, trying to get it shipped by Christmas jeans for another four days.
03:21:08
Go. Come off.
03:21:09
Get a glass, get a cup if I hope my man get a shirt.
03:21:13
Get a hat.
03:21:14
You know, get a car sticker.
03:21:15
Oh, thank you. Buy something for your flake.
03:21:18
Fave five favorite sweater producer.
03:21:21
And you're the host. We'd love it. If
03:21:25
you're a fan.
03:21:26
Stands up.
03:21:29
A-Train, don't.
03:21:30
All right.
03:21:30
I'm going to rate.
03:21:34
You know, you what?
03:21:36
You go. Come on. Go.
03:21:39
So I hope my mind can't take it no more.
03:21:45
Your face, your dance up,
03:21:49
baby. Goodbye.
03:21:50
So I can see.
03:21:53
You never better than.
03:21:59
When you don't do for me.
03:22:04
You don't know what you do.
03:22:07
Do you go for all the pop.
03:22:12
My lady.
03:22:14
Know what you do.
03:22:15
Baby.
03:22:17
Love.
03:22:20
See? Me.
03:22:34
You know you watch you move.
03:22:38
Go from school so I hope my, my.