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We boo boo.
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When and.
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In the Virgin birth.
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Stories and angels with trumpets.
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Manger nights you raise camels.
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And from this little town, Bethlehem.
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Three wise men. Kings.
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These are a few of my flat rantings.
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Carols at Walmart and kids on the nice list.
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Eggnog with Jesus and babies baptized.
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Church ladies baking a fruitcake that clings.
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These are a few of my flat rantings
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and pastors on YouTube who scream, you're all sinners
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while begging for money to buy potluck dinners.
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Sweet baby Jesus swaddling clothing.
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This is the biggest of my flat ranting for the top two,
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and went flat ranting when the chicken attacks.
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He simply remembers how much he loves ranting.
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Jesus and Jesus loves ranting. You.
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Leave me.
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To. You. To.
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Do. Turn the other cheek.
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And love thy neighbor.
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Forgiveness and mercy and endless behavior.
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Heavenly choirs with hearts and gold rings.
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These are a few of my flat rantings.
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Ugly sweater pageants and drunken sings draws.
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Hey, crash Brady's eye roll is Gary's
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nose up, chest out and jingling things.
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These are the things that makes lads rantings.
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Carousing red sweaters that shout every blessing,
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jingles that chase him no matter the dressing.
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Angels that have a mid-show tap dancing.
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These are a few of my larger rantings.
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What the dump do and when.
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Flash rants when the chicken attacks,
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he simply remember how much he loves ranting.
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Jesus and Jesus loves the ranting.
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You love the blue.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts,
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doctors, lawyers, therapists,
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or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm, or just plain
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nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental.
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It kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment,
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or sudden urge to start a cult.
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You are. Discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience. You.
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Sorry about that.
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I didn't see you there.
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I still can't because I'm talking to my camera phone in my barn.
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But I think Weird Al Yankovic said it best when he said
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standing alone in the gas station of love.
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And I have to use the self-service pump.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge
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Rants Live, our special Christmas edition.
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I really enjoy this time of year.
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People seem more friendly.
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I love the gift giving, the festive lights and the songs.
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Matter of fact, I listen to my
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Bublé Christmas CD in the car year round,
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but today the topic is manual
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and I thought that was perfectly appropriate for this time of year
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when people are getting big box items
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and, I don't know,
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I think there's two schools of thought on this.
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There might be a third.
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Let's see
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you hold on to the manual until after you've lost.
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I don't that it's for the owner's manual.
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The big incomprehensible. But
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or you throw it away the day you get it and you don't have it.
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The day you need it.
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A lot of people keep their car owner's manual in their glove compartment.
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I have mine in mine.
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The gas tank, the cap on my lawnmower says,
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please consult the owner's manual.
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Wish I could.
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That would be nice.
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I enjoy the mistranslations and fractured grammar
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there that are just absolutely insane.
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Like, all all your base are belong to us
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or the new theme song to, season
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three of One Punch Man.
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Getting those satisfied is the name of the song
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Get no satisfied.
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So that reminds me of the fractured
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grammar that you'll find in some of the instruction booklets.
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And that's what a lot.
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How do you feel about instructions?
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If you're like me, you know, you're a man.
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You don't need stinkin instructions.
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I mean, assembling Ikea furniture might be a little different, but,
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you know, you don't need someone to tell you
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to remove the lid off the,
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batteries compartment and put batteries in there.
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You really don't.
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The instructions on shampoo says,
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lather, rinse, repeat.
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Who does?
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Step three.
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I don't follow the instructions, and sometimes I get things wrong.
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Shoot.
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Two months ago, we were comparing lawnmowers
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and, George has the Barbie version, and I have the,
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the Paul Bunyan version, but we both have lawn sweepers.
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Well, well, I've assembled mine.
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I did it upside down, and I had to take it all apart.
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Back apart, and then put it back together right side up.
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So maybe I should be consulting the owner's manual
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a little more frequently.
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But a lot of people wonder
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why isn't there an owner's manual for life?
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And I'll.
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I'll answer that simply.
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There is there.
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Well, there are.
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Many cultures have their own books
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for how you should handle yourself,
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and how you should behave.
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In our culture, we call that the Holy Bible.
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I will get rid of that,
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because it's
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perfectly appropriate at this time of year.
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But other ways.
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There are people that consider themselves believers
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that couldn't get through reading the whole thing.
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Now, I had no trouble doing it.
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I fell asleep a few times, but I just picked up where I left off.
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But if you want to figure out how to navigate society,
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there are some subjects you can study history,
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philosophy, psychology.
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These studies let you know how people behave.
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Ethics. How to behave.
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If you want to know more about you physically,
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you can study physiology,
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anatomy and medicine, and you can actually get
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some deep insights into how
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you should treat your body.
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These are useful items,
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manuals. Now.
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Last week I wanted to
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mention Aesop's Fables.
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And now Aesop,
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these these fables are written now,
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but I was assuming that they were,
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communicated through word of mouth and
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but now these are written, it works
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suitably for my purposes this week,
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which is why it makes a good series.
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Aesop's fables always
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featured animals with human characteristics.
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It's the word that
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the Brady can't say
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anyway.
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They always had a moral or a lesson
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or a voice, you know, these are true stories.
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And that's.
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That was kind of my point with the Bible.
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So getting back to the Bible,
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the prophecy said, and he shall be called
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Emmanuel Manuel.
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Well, they got the name wrong.
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The name of Jesus.
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Actually, that's not true either.
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The j the letter J wasn't invented till 300 years later, but
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it didn't say they will name him Emmanuel, which means God with us.
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By the way.
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But there were a lot of things like that.
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Barabbas was named the son of a father, which
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I still don't understand why that would be.
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Well,
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it's stupid that
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anyway.
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So Matthew and Luke have nativity scenes.
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Those are the only two Gospels with the Nativity
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where there was no room at the inn.
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And he was born in a manger. And that story.
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Well.
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One of them
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says that it was for a Roman census.
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And you were to report to the town
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or village of your ancestry.
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There is no historical record of Roman censuses
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requiring anybody to return
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to where their family was a thousand years prior.
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That never happened.
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But in order for Jesus of Nazareth to also be from Bethlehem,
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they had to do that convoluted kind of nonsense.
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So, there are other
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people offering us advice
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as to how we should treat ourselves and our bodies.
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And, I have here
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a list of things I need to discuss with my health care provider.
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I want to ask him if I need ingress.
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Dupixent Skyrim.
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Rizzi Ozempic Guardians or Zeppole.
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I think that's it.
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No consent mix of devo,
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Actavis, cialis, Viagra, Lyrica.
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Eliquis.
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Shamir. Oh.
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Oh, God. Never mind.
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La tuta
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xeljanz.
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I'm going to need some Celebrex,
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Abilify, Chantix with Tavi.
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I'm not even making these up.
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Munjal.
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Munjal.
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Stelara will govi
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rinvoq
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trulicity trom fire and Keytruda.
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What on earth is going on around here?
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That's ridiculous.
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That's absolute insanity.
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Do you know how many of those are mine?
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None.
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And I'm going to.
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I plan on keeping it that way.
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That's nonsense.
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So. Back to stories that are
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allegory or parables
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that teach us a lesson
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about morality or ethics,
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or just how to live a more wholesome life.
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Righteousness.
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And yes,
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the Holy Bible is good at doing that.
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And this is a great time to appreciate that and enjoy that.
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But it is also important to keep in mind
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that December 21st.
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What was that yesterday?
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That is the winter solstice,
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the shortest day of the year, the longest night of the year.
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So today, December 22nd,
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the sun dips down to its lowest.
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You know, towards the equator or beyond the equator from us.
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And in three days it rises from the dead.
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So actually, since there's no chance that
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anybody was born December 25th.
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In Bethlehem that we've heard of,
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we don't know anybody that was born in this on December 25th.
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We've never heard of anybody that has actually been born
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on December 25th in Bethlehem in a manger.
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By the way, that there was a main area inside of a,
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a house in Bethlehem at the time that, on the cold winter nights,
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they would let the livestock stay in the inside of the house.
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And that was called the manger.
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It wasn't an actual barn out out back.
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They were.
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They actually let the animals into the common area
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and in the, in the house. So.
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So there is a chance that that's what they were referring to.
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And then and then you see these nativity scenes
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with three shepherds and three
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kings from the Orient.
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Let me clarify here.
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The the Magi showed up months later
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because they followed a star to Bethlehem.
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They were out of the manger.
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They were staying in a house.
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And there was probably the house
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with the, the, the main area where the animals were kept,
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and they were just in a room off to the side.
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He had family.
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Joseph had family in Bethlehem, so he probably just stayed with them
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and he had to stay.
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You know, the family had to stay in the common area, but they had a little room for
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that they usually use for livestock.
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So it's it's if this is the story is accurate
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to a point.
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But this whole December 22nd to the 25th,
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it's more about it's more of an Easter story, really.
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The son
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dying and rising in three days.
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That's the Easter story.
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Well,
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I'm also try my hand at making up stories,
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and I have created a character
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that I'm calling Captain Giggles.
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Roll the clip, Brady.
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We do something really interesting with identity.
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Identity is complicated, and that's part of this problem
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because it's nested in the concept of Western civilization.
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The way we as we stick identity on people
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has everything to do with the identity we hold for ourselves.
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And usually when we say the West, we think of Athens
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and Rome and England and maybe even Germany and France,
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reluctantly, Spain.
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So let me give you an example what I mean by this.
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The steam engine was made by a guy named heron.
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Heron was in the Library of Alexandria in Egypt.
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We've had the steam engine for 2000 years now.
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Now, wait.
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When I said this was a clip from last week, I think I had it in my.
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There has not been one.
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Well.
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I stand by it.
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I like last week.
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Last week is better.
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All in.
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Brady, what are we watching?
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What are we watching? For?
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What do you do, Jack
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Badger?
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Anthony. Roy. Guy.
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You always ride jet.
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Which running on a.
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I just like that.
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You're so proud of it. That's my favorite part.
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I am this is the equivalent of the shit we put on my refrigerator
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when my kids were four. Yeah.
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And the scarier part is, it will be the number one show
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on fucking Cartoon Network.
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I know I've got a hit on my hands.
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I don't even know.
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Brady can't tease that footage, and they're not sure
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I don't use that clip.
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No, you actually tell that story until it does.
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Yes. Okay, so.
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So what they're doing is they're.
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No no no no no, wait.
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You just said it tells a story, right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, so you should let it not wait.
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Let's try this knick knack.
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Gary.
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Gary.
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No, no, I have to explain to you simple things.
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So they finally worked hard enough to get their dental work done,
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and and then they they they were on vacation,
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so they were playing games, you know, like,
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you've got to get around the best, but it's mostly a water vacation.
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So they were whitewater rafting with friends and hippos in the water.
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After that, a few months later I a few moments later,
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but they ran out of money.
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So, now you will feel my
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little good time.
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I feel like it's a movie preview now.
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Now you've got a construction site,
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but there's no third fighting cement and then sandwich.
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That's the that in the happy conclusion is the dance
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in a bowl of macaroni.
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Oh, they finally get money again
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by, making,
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That's not enough, right.
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Oh, there is a major dance, is there?
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That's. And that's it.
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The conclusion, a happy ending.
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Are you struggling with schizophrenia?
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Bipolar disorder? No, I'm not following schizophrenia.
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Are you unhappy with your medication side effects?
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Oh, yeah.
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No side effect options.
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Which one is all studies? Not all.
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First and second generation antipsychotics give you the same side effects.
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Yeah,
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I was always skinny, so I chose a side effect that would lower my metabolic rate.
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Now I love these two extra pounds
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and my doctor told me I could choose my own side effect.
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I immediately chose drowsiness.
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I love this and what better way to spend my day helping while on vacation
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or in an unfamiliar location just isn't acceptable.
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Having constipation as a side effect gives me the freedom of holding it for
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as long as I need to, until I can get back to the privacy of my own bathroom.
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Perhaps three side effects has been a godsend.
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Yeah,
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honey, you ready to go?
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No, no, no, you're not.
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My wife and I ended up.
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Oh, that was funny 25 years ago,
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and I haven't had sex since, so I chose that.
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I can relate.
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Side effect, sexual impotence effect.
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What side effect? Yeah, because if you're not having sex and in
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all of my life, I've struggled with my weight.
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But now that I'm taking a medication that a candle is all the time,
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I know it's a sound.
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I'm losing weight left and right.
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Best diet ever.
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Yeah,
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drugs are a side effect you are happy with.
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Has been shown to be a significant compliance strategy
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for patients with schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, or depression.
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But that commercial is depressing.
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They're taking antipsychotic medication may experience
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more than one side effect at a time.
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This may result in unwelcome side effects when choosing a side effect.
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Have a second and third choice just in case, and then ask your doctor
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what medication third off is the best side effects.
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Yeah,
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there are side effect options.
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Have you ever noticed that when they tell you the most horrible side
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effects commercial, they always have you smiling, parasailing
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and doing the most wonderful things on earth? Yes.
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And the last ones are always death, right?
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And the first one's always anal seepage.
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Oh, I'll take death.
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Yeah. No kidding.
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So I was talking about, having different options.
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So keep the owner's manual till after your
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long stop using the item.
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Throw the owner's manual out.
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Is there a third option there also?
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A second, third option, third off
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is option you've got.
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Okay.
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So you could assemble the thing without reading the instructions.
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You could read the instructions and it just takes longer.
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But you'll probably do it right the first time.
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So probably in the long run takes less time.
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I would like to offer a third option.
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I have someone else do it for you.
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That's what I've been doing with my streaming
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services and, in my yard.
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So I, I've watched One Punch Man
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on Brady's dime
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and it's been, it's it's been fantastic.
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I don't know what you're talking about. That wouldn't be.
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And and, getting those satisfied
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is the name of the theme song at the opening song.
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It's a fantastic song. Get no satisfied.
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Sounds like a rip off of another song,
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right? Yes.
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I can't get another,
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fired egg roll.
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And so this week,
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I finally binged
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season six, seven and eight of Rick and Morty.
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It. It's been three years, like longer than this show has been a show
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since I've seen a new episode of Rick and Morty.
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Here's, subtracting the summer for an episode
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you've never seen Rick and Morty?
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I mean, I'm aware of the character, but no, I've never seen that.
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You've never seen flair Drains live. It's a curse.
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And I'm I'm an adult.
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The reason I bought the trenchcoat
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was to be Rick Sanchez for Halloween.
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I believe I have that photograph somewhere.
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Yes. We've got well, we've got the cartoon.
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My number one option for Morty was my wife, and she wouldn't do it.
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My number two option was easy, and he had to be, I think, Scooby Doo
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to his son's, no, he had to be Shaggy
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to his son's Scooby Doo that year.
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And and so that's some kind of euphemism or literally.
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But you guys are kind of like my words.
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Like coming to you from a garage.
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It was Rick and Morty pizzas.
00:27:23
Pizza's got for the money for some bugs.
00:27:25
My friends are turning blue, but content demand sacrifice.
00:27:27
Who turned this place into a terrible animated mouths freaking.
00:27:30
Yeah, there are my lovely wife making her nightly count.
00:27:34
That's how I grew up before crossing my lips.
00:27:36
My thumbs. I swear, if you let one more open.
00:27:39
Perfect. Closed. You closed. What's it?
00:27:42
Oh, you guys are kind of like my Morty's.
00:27:44
But I realized as I was watching this.
00:27:48
Oh, jeez. Rick. So I was.
00:27:51
I realized while I was watching it this week, two things.
00:27:55
Two shocking realizations.
00:27:57
I'm actually summer.
00:28:01
And I don't know the show, but that sounds gay.
00:28:04
Season six, episode five I'm summer night family.
00:28:10
Identify a season two. Okay.
00:28:12
No, no, I'm talking about Rick and Morty's
00:28:16
season six, episode five.
00:28:19
I had to look it up because and hear me out on this.
00:28:24
Wait.
00:28:24
My closing catchphrase
00:28:28
during Rick and Morty
00:28:31
podcast.
00:28:32
Morty's closing catchphrase.
00:28:38
But I got it from Hermetic Teachings.
00:28:43
I had to look up when it came out.
00:28:46
This show started, I want to say
00:28:50
April 2023.
00:28:53
That show came out, give or take a month.
00:28:55
Sure.
00:28:56
Okay, may I, I don't I don't know, I'm saying give or take a month.
00:29:01
Okay. Okay. Yeah.
00:29:01
Yeah.
00:29:01
That episode of Rick and Morty came out.
00:29:07
So below
00:29:09
September 2022, give or take a month.
00:29:14
They beat me to it.
00:29:16
I can't prove I didn't steal it,
00:29:20
but I can admit that I did steal it
00:29:22
from Hermetic Teachings.
00:29:25
So you stole from them, right?
00:29:29
How I know you though.
00:29:30
You're such a super fan like.
00:29:33
And you were able to have seen this.
00:29:35
It's.
00:29:36
Well, it's one thing to be a fan of a show to actually blatantly rip off the.
00:29:41
Your catchphrase.
00:29:42
That's despicable.
00:29:45
And I swear I didn't do it,
00:29:48
but it it's it looks bad.
00:29:52
Yeah. No one believes you.
00:29:53
There's no, no, it's almost it's almost like making up
00:29:57
a bunch of stuff about Jesus in your monologue and passing it off
00:30:00
as if it's probably true
00:30:04
every time you you probably you always times you said
00:30:07
these qualifiers in your fucking monologue I didn't like are you?
00:30:11
I didn't count the lip smacks either.
00:30:14
Well, we weren't counting those anymore.
00:30:15
We gave up on that because it's just takes too much time.
00:30:17
Okay. So no one knows the exact date.
00:30:20
And this is information that you should have already known.
00:30:23
Okay?
00:30:23
That Jesus actually was not born on December 25th.
00:30:28
I didn't know that.
00:30:30
Okay, well, why did you act like that?
00:30:32
Was why
00:30:34
you acted like that?
00:30:35
That was true.
00:30:35
You were like, oh, he was born on the night. Why?
00:30:38
They chose to do three days and blah, blah, blah.
00:30:40
And the three wise men who knew dude, dude, do
00:30:44
well, you know, they're for the monologue or I'm missing something.
00:30:48
No, no, no, I was I was there for the whole thing.
00:30:51
And they were there were Magi and there weren't three of them.
00:30:55
There were just three gifts frankincense, gold, and myrrh.
00:30:58
And they showed up months later.
00:31:02
You you said it was.
00:31:03
Well, it takes a while to travel.
00:31:04
Back in those days, you said that it was mistaken that they.
00:31:08
Oh, they they this date was chosen.
00:31:11
I forget what the fuck you said.
00:31:12
You said something about the winter solstice.
00:31:14
But what you said about the winter solstice was completely wrong.
00:31:16
On what the facts are.
00:31:18
Okay, don't make me go back and rewatch the monologue.
00:31:20
Make sure I'm already on it.
00:31:23
It wasn't a long monologue, so it shouldn't take you long now.
00:31:26
Fact check.
00:31:27
Fact check me fact check.
00:31:28
Every word I said and I said listen.
00:31:31
The 34th century likely chosen to coincide with the Roman winter celebrations.
00:31:35
Not for historical reasons.
00:31:36
Saturnalia that we were basically bashing Jesus and religion
00:31:41
in your entire monologue. No, I was not.
00:31:44
And you threw a lot of probably you're wrong about a lot of stuff.
00:31:48
You did know 100%.
00:31:50
I have notes, I took notes, not.
00:31:53
You said some things that sounded like Aesop.
00:31:56
Aesop sucks.
00:31:58
Aesop, you know. You know. Tastic.
00:32:00
No. There. Well, there's blow.
00:32:02
All the drugs, that you were saying,
00:32:06
all the guys that you listen, 95% of them are ads that I see on streaming services.
00:32:10
And I mean, 90, 95% of the ads that I see are
00:32:14
those exact, well, govee and wooden drones.
00:32:17
Right.
00:32:17
Extra an eye chart because they spend
00:32:20
the most money on advertising and they have silly names.
00:32:24
Guardians.
00:32:24
And then the other one was I actually pulled up
00:32:28
this link where this I information is I.
00:32:32
But, it's known that his he was not born on December 25th, that they.
00:32:36
Yeah.
00:32:37
Covered it up because they didn't want people to
00:32:39
you didn't say that at all. The people were
00:32:41
being persecuted for worshiping and so they needed to mask that.
00:32:47
Yeah.
00:32:47
I didn't mention that confusion.
00:32:49
Yeah. No. Yeah.
00:32:51
Absolutely. Doesn't matter.
00:32:53
Yeah it does when you criticize, you know, Jesus.
00:32:56
And but he sends his brother
00:32:59
the only two gospels with the Nativity where there was no room at the.
00:33:04
Was it?
00:33:04
What was I looking for? Born in a manger?
00:33:06
No, this is an authority.
00:33:08
Yeah,
00:33:09
well, the.
00:33:13
One. Oh, maybe they do
00:33:15
want to have is that it was for a Roman census.
00:33:18
And you were to report to the town or village of your ancestry
00:33:24
is how you're getting away with the story
00:33:28
requiring anybody to return to where their family was a thousand years prior.
00:33:32
So, okay, this is one thing that I want to interject.
00:33:34
If I could,
00:33:37
do you act like there's, you know, you were there
00:33:39
I did the whole following from that point to what you say afterwards.
00:33:43
It's it's almost as if you were there.
00:33:45
You were watching the entire time.
00:33:46
And you've done, you've done, you know, interviews with everyone that was on site.
00:33:50
You've taken data, measurements.
00:33:52
You weren't there.
00:33:53
Yeah.
00:33:54
It's look how how certain you sound.
00:33:56
You hear how certain you sound.
00:33:58
Yes. Yeah. Certain certain.
00:34:01
So tell you.
00:34:03
But in order for Jesus of Nazareth to also be from Bethlehem,
00:34:05
they had to do that convoluted kind of nonsense.
00:34:09
So, there are other people offering us advice
00:34:14
as to how we should navigate ourselves in our bodies.
00:34:18
And, I have here a list.
00:34:22
That's the list. Okay. Yeah.
00:34:23
That was that was the ads.
00:34:24
No, I think he goes, I think he says some shit after that, too, but I did.
00:34:27
And before
00:34:28
maybe we make this a new segment
00:34:29
just to stretch out the monologue, to rewatch the monologue.
00:34:32
And you can just pick apart or just out deliver more wholesome life righteousness.
00:34:36
I sound more like venture paranoid.
00:34:38
Yes, the Holy Bible is good at doing.
00:34:41
Did you get the new member?
00:34:42
This is a great time to appreciate that and enjoy that.
00:34:45
But it is also the joy that is that one.
00:34:48
First, when I say that yesterday, that is the winter solstice.
00:34:53
Okay. Is that wrong? What was that wrong?
00:34:56
What I said, so this is an instance.
00:34:59
It's not a day. But I knew what you meant.
00:35:03
Like, we literally hit
00:35:04
the middle of the longest night is the summer solstice.
00:35:07
It's a it's. We pass a moment. It's not.
00:35:10
Yeah.
00:35:10
It's actually my favorite
00:35:11
because it means that we're going to start having longer days.
00:35:14
Meatier.
00:35:14
People get pissed because I'm like, spring is on the way now.
00:35:17
I'm like, oh my God, the days get longer from here on out.
00:35:19
Tell me though, it was more days, like,
00:35:23
is it August 22nd?
00:35:25
And is that it's like you're on your way to winter though.
00:35:27
You got to do it both ways, peaking at the top and peaking at the bottom.
00:35:31
Right.
00:35:32
We just peaked at the bottom. We're on our way up.
00:35:34
Sorry if you're saying that the solstice is a moment.
00:35:39
Hold on, hold on. I gotta prove that you've got it wrong.
00:35:42
Hold on.
00:35:43
The day that just
00:35:46
a day.
00:35:47
It's not an entire does with the solstice thing take an entire day.
00:35:51
I mean, it really is just a movement that we call.
00:35:54
It's a moment in that day.
00:35:55
Well, it's the word.
00:35:57
It's the solstice has a specific meaning, and it is
00:36:03
the day.
00:36:04
It's literally the peak. December 21st.
00:36:07
Yeah, I was I always thought of the peak moment, but I stand corrected.
00:36:10
I love learning something that means that now I have grown.
00:36:13
Yeah, right.
00:36:14
You see, and it also means I was right and draw.
00:36:17
Looks like a buffoon.
00:36:19
Oh, George, not just Gary.
00:36:20
You see how that works?
00:36:21
I don't know, my mom, my wife, every woman on earth and Gary.
00:36:25
Oh, wait, I didn't mean to compare you like that.
00:36:28
Oh, that's right.
00:36:28
I mean, yes, atheists are a lot like women.
00:36:34
And what's that, by the way?
00:36:36
Give me a moment. I'll come up with some sense.
00:36:38
No, listen to no women, okay?
00:36:40
That's, That works good boy.
00:36:42
What the dog doing?
00:36:44
Yeah. What is the dog doing?
00:36:46
What is the dog doing?
00:36:48
You have a hat.
00:36:53
He likes the hat.
00:36:56
So. But hold on.
00:36:57
See, we market by the day, but I still I still stand by my statement because
00:37:03
if we're the furthest away from the sun, do you think we sit there?
00:37:07
Do you think we stop moving for 24 hours?
00:37:09
You fucking assholes!
00:37:13
Know the solstice revolution where you pluralize
00:37:16
space means the day, December 21st?
00:37:20
Because I'm talking to Gary and everyone on the internet to think that
00:37:24
that thinks that the first definition says the summer solstice is the longest day.
00:37:28
The winter solstice is the shortest day.
00:37:30
But then it goes on.
00:37:31
If you read the entire manual like you should.
00:37:34
Okay. Yeah.
00:37:34
There you go, bro. You there's a topic.
00:37:37
There's a fourth option.
00:37:38
And by the way,
00:37:38
and it's going to really show a lot into the inside of my personality.
00:37:42
I open the box and read the manual on the way home.
00:37:45
Since I was a child, from first, from cover to from cover to back before I even
00:37:50
unclip a tie wrap.
00:37:55
It's kind of a little bit of a but is OCD or.
00:37:58
Anyways, if you continue to read the entire manual about the,
00:38:01
what the summer solstice is, it represents the furthest point
00:38:06
that the sun appears north or south of the celestial equator.
00:38:10
Because the sun is constantly moving, it doesn't freeze.
00:38:14
The furthest point only happens, you know, like when, when you see the eclipse.
00:38:18
We did a show about the eclipse.
00:38:20
We sure did.
00:38:22
So that's about the same speed that I would assume that the furthest point,
00:38:25
you know, in the sun and you see the sun moving in a in some type of relation
00:38:29
when it's at that farthest point, either in the top of the sky or the bottom.
00:38:32
I don't know how that works.
00:38:35
That represents the solstice.
00:38:38
I don't know. He is right. That's the definition.
00:38:40
It says it's a day.
00:38:41
Yeah, but it also says essentially he says based on the allotted daylight hours.
00:38:46
Hold on to that.
00:38:47
If we were to go by the actual definition,
00:38:49
then we're going to recognize the Oxford comma.
00:38:51
Well, the Merriam-Webster says either of to the two points on the ecliptic
00:38:57
at which the distance
00:38:57
from the celestial equator is greater and which is reached by the sun at each year.
00:39:02
So that's indicating what you're saying.
00:39:03
The furthest point, that exact less point. Yes.
00:39:06
Is there like a name for the like?
00:39:09
Yeah. The solstice. It's called the solstice.
00:39:11
The solstice climaxes. Yeah.
00:39:13
You just I was going to say Is Gary frozen?
00:39:15
I forget he's often the tough, tough one.
00:39:17
All right flip he's flipping us off to kind of
00:39:21
casually.
00:39:21
He doesn't curse but he does all the time subliminally.
00:39:24
You know I've heard him say fuck before.
00:39:27
Do you want explain what that is or just show.
00:39:29
Is this our new what is it segment?
00:39:30
I mean, I repeat was I still don't know what that field camp what.
00:39:34
Oh right. Okay.
00:39:36
And and this is the box that came in and I'm open.
00:39:42
It has a manual.
00:39:46
Sure enough man.
00:39:48
So we can come back
00:39:50
so we can move forward from this day and agreeing that the solstice
00:39:54
is the first, the time that the furthest the sun is the furthest point.
00:39:58
No, I think you can come up with a different name for that.
00:40:02
This is the manual of I would I like so came my manual.
00:40:07
Solstice climax is good
00:40:09
if you like Emmanuel like God with us.
00:40:11
Yeah, yeah. Manual.
00:40:13
He's going to put it together for you by the way.
00:40:16
Oh year on afterwards.
00:40:17
And he shall be called Emmanuel.
00:40:18
He is called Emmanuel.
00:40:20
I was backing up the Bible, by the way, by saying he
00:40:25
the words are very specifically, he shall be called Emmanuel, not named.
00:40:31
And therefore the prediction is correct,
00:40:34
because he is to this day in songs
00:40:38
called Emmanuel, which means God with us.
00:40:41
This is just, by the way, just the poor man's at all.
00:40:45
By the way.
00:40:50
So this is far too small to read.
00:40:54
Like I need a magnifying glass.
00:40:58
And, but there are some funny little,
00:41:01
translation.
00:41:02
What's the model number
00:41:05
for brick?
00:41:07
Oh, God damn it.
00:41:10
Down 001. Crap. Maybe.
00:41:15
Well, will you pull that up?
00:41:16
We can watch that. Granddad. Cam, I got it.
00:41:19
You bought it on Amazon?
00:41:21
Yeah.
00:41:22
Are you sure
00:41:24
this is the longest Red bull?
00:41:27
No, as long as man, you can stick to a recognizable
00:41:30
skateboard mania.
00:41:35
Is that you? So,
00:41:38
No, I think,
00:41:41
definitely.
00:41:42
Does that mean really, like, go?
00:41:46
It's a quick question with Simon.
00:41:48
Stricter.
00:41:58
Is that really impressive, though?
00:42:00
I mean, yeah, the balance. Yeah.
00:42:03
And the strength of, like, the core.
00:42:05
Just, I guess we we used to be able to do catwalks on our bikes
00:42:09
or BMX bikes, just, like, all the time.
00:42:12
Never put it.
00:42:12
He makes it look really easy.
00:42:17
Let's keep going.
00:42:18
You know, even why isn't the wheels on the front?
00:42:24
I guess he's gotta land sooner or later.
00:42:26
Yeah. How come? Then how come they never,
00:42:28
How come the, unicycle skateboard never took off?
00:42:31
Although they got the one wheel, I guess. Yeah, I think they did.
00:42:34
They call it a hoverboard
00:42:36
or, What's up?
00:42:37
Yeah, the other one that the guy died on,
00:42:41
I'm sure.
00:42:41
No, that's a Segway.
00:42:42
It has a handle. Never mind. That's different.
00:42:44
Yeah, it's a hoverboard.
00:42:45
And I abandoned the chair wheels every 15 minutes, roughly, anyway.
00:42:48
Yeah.
00:42:53
And this is, What is this?
00:42:57
It's a manual.
00:42:58
A manual?
00:42:59
That's his name? No. Or that's. Oh, that's.
00:43:02
The move is called I Got it. Awesome.
00:43:05
When you when you balance on your back wheels no matter what your.
00:43:09
I call that a really.
00:43:12
Yeah, yeah, but this topic isn't real.
00:43:15
That whole.
00:43:19
Think is you're like manually.
00:43:22
Wouldn't it
00:43:22
be awesome if we could share, windows at the same time?
00:43:26
Yeah. StreamYard. StreamYard. Wouldn't that be cool?
00:43:28
Well, we'll be going for another like, two minutes.
00:43:31
So if you got something, maybe come back to it.
00:43:33
Yeah, I guess, there's your manual.
00:43:35
Gary.
00:43:38
Yeah. Oh.
00:43:39
What do you want to point? Oh, there we go.
00:43:40
So what's the brand name? Why?
00:43:42
T t h c g f l
00:43:47
Dell the death defying,
00:43:51
in a think tank.
00:43:52
Street tank tank, tank.
00:43:53
Chang tank tank. Talking China.
00:43:57
Sorry if I'm in town.
00:43:58
Sorry, sorry.
00:44:00
So sorry if I mispronounced that.
00:44:03
Yeah. Oh, you got it right.
00:44:05
No, this is not fake.
00:44:07
We live in in town.
00:44:09
It's in the city.
00:44:12
I got the I got the owner's email here.
00:44:14
Dude, he's so, He's single, so available.
00:44:19
So what?
00:44:20
What did you want to know?
00:44:22
What else do I need in here?
00:44:25
So any app, any app.
00:44:27
It's an IP camera. You should just ask me that.
00:44:28
You want me to help you set it up?
00:44:30
Sorry, I know, so for the record, he did ask me to help him, set him up.
00:44:34
Set help, set it up.
00:44:35
But we're not ever really in the same place.
00:44:38
Okay, I'll be there at one.
00:44:43
Okay.
00:44:44
But I'll be working.
00:44:45
Okay. So actually, I don't take of it.
00:44:47
I don't want to say I don't get a vacation.
00:44:49
I didn't choose a vacation.
00:44:50
No. It's nice to have some time off and spend some time with the family.
00:44:54
It's going to be great.
00:44:55
It really is. You.
00:44:56
I like, you took all the summer off from the podcast.
00:44:59
You had, like, several months off from your job because of Dave.
00:45:03
Yeah. Hi, Dave. Good.
00:45:07
All right, all right.
00:45:08
I've heard of.
00:45:10
I didn't say,
00:45:12
He said, hi, Dave.
00:45:15
He did.
00:45:16
It's a long Dave's, not you, man.
00:45:18
He said, excuse me.
00:45:21
Dave's not here
00:45:22
for all the Christmas traditions, so I just played.
00:45:27
I have to bring.
00:45:28
I have to bring this to attention.
00:45:30
Oh, he just landed.
00:45:31
I am clearly losing my voice.
00:45:35
Oh. You are.
00:45:37
So I'm going to talk very little of this show.
00:45:40
Oh, okay.
00:45:43
Will your voice have an afterlife?
00:45:46
Absolutely.
00:45:47
Anybody who does, you lose your voice.
00:45:49
You know, it's always the last place you look.
00:45:52
The reason my voice is dead is because I screamed
00:45:55
for fucking four quarters for our Detroit Lions to lose the worst game.
00:45:59
Such a loser.
00:46:00
They've ever had.
00:46:02
Oh, no.
00:46:03
We suck again.
00:46:05
Woo woo!
00:46:08
We know it wasn't you.
00:46:10
It was a lot.
00:46:13
One flip.
00:46:16
Oh, boy.
00:46:18
That's what I was yelling.
00:46:20
You were trying to teach them how to do their job better.
00:46:23
So, listen, our seats was so close that one time,
00:46:26
my yelling actually made the offensive line move, and I got.
00:46:30
I think that I almost got you.
00:46:32
Oh, you think that I got put on people's shoulders?
00:46:34
It was amazing.
00:46:35
I have proof I recorded it, put on their shoulders
00:46:39
and the crowd, I mean, the other 64,999 people definitely helped.
00:46:44
Yeah, but they started following me because usually they just go, oh,
00:46:49
what the fuck is that?
00:46:50
You have to like, act like you're there, you know, hot hot, hot.
00:46:54
Yeah.
00:46:54
If I wasn't here, Brady would be our leader.
00:46:57
Green 42 or whatever.
00:46:58
Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Rodgers isn't the oldest
00:47:02
quarterback in the league anymore.
00:47:04
Philip Rivers is playing right now after a five year retirement.
00:47:07
He came back 44 years old. Wow.
00:47:14
All right, come on. You.
00:47:17
Oh. I'm sorry.
00:47:17
I had a few other things.
00:47:21
Oh, you look at this.
00:47:23
I thought you were going to play it.
00:47:25
Oh, this is another manual.
00:47:26
You manual?
00:47:30
Wait, it doesn't look like.
00:47:32
Oh, yeah, it does.
00:47:34
Wait, he's not pedaling.
00:47:37
See, this is more impressive
00:47:38
because you have to that core strength.
00:47:42
You pedal yourself a certain speed and then on flat ground,
00:47:47
because there's a there's another kid who does this to weight
00:47:50
breaks this record, and he does it on flat ground as well.
00:47:53
So you pedal and then you don't pedal again.
00:47:56
That's your problem.
00:47:57
Calling a wheelie a manual manual.
00:48:01
This isn't a wheelie.
00:48:02
This is a wheelie not pedaling.
00:48:04
This is coasting.
00:48:06
This is a wheelie I guess.
00:48:07
But this is just this is considered a manual.
00:48:10
So a manual would also be if you balance on just your front wheel,
00:48:12
if you were spinning the bike around you, or if you were doing different tours,
00:48:16
you know, doing all kinds of different shit,
00:48:18
you know, standing on the top side, like how they do sometimes.
00:48:21
Like that's all a manual trick.
00:48:25
I don't know why it's considered a manual when this is,
00:48:27
I also have a problem with the word glizzy,
00:48:30
and I know I introduced it a few weeks ago, and, Brady
00:48:33
didn't want to even look up what it is.
00:48:36
Oh, still not recognizing it.
00:48:39
Okay, I won't I won't recognize it.
00:48:41
We just we used to we used to pedal when we did this.
00:48:43
And we would just do it all over town and call it a catwalk.
00:48:46
I don't know why it was called a catwalk.
00:48:48
All right, guys, all right.
00:48:49
Yeah. It's not like walking a cat. Just.
00:48:51
Have you ever tried walking a cat to collect myself?
00:48:54
Yes, but I'm super stoked.
00:48:56
Yeah, I had a cat. We live in an apartment.
00:48:58
I had a cat with a harness.
00:48:59
We only did it for a little while because he liked it too much.
00:49:02
And we were worried he was going to just want to be an outdoor cat.
00:49:05
I can't walk this guy.
00:49:07
He's a brat.
00:49:09
See, that's on you once again, he's a dog.
00:49:13
We talked about this on one of the shows, didn't we?
00:49:16
Yeah, probably.
00:49:17
It's a it's up to you.
00:49:19
You'd be hard pressed to find something we haven't talked
00:49:21
about on one of the shows. That's great.
00:49:24
Yeah.
00:49:25
We need to start treating each show like it can stand on its own.
00:49:27
Then,
00:49:29
I I've, I discovered another thing.
00:49:32
It was I'm draw.
00:49:34
Oh, this. You're right.
00:49:37
Where the fuck are you?
00:49:39
It's deafening.
00:49:40
I don't know, and, it's a Jewish vacation,
00:49:44
but you're not who you're not.
00:49:46
I don't do the, like, the the chant part or
00:49:49
the recitation or anything like that, but deafening.
00:49:53
It's just to keep my, my blood circulated.
00:49:58
It go deafening.
00:49:59
Yeah, that's what the tards do.
00:50:03
Relax.
00:50:04
It relaxes them and calms down their, anxiety.
00:50:07
They're called Jewish people.
00:50:09
And you're not allowed to say that we're.
00:50:11
We can.
00:50:12
Well, no, we can't bring up the Jew because.
00:50:14
Did you get the Jew bumper or. No. Because we're.
00:50:16
That's a rumble exclusive.
00:50:17
Because that's features.
00:50:19
Yeah. There's a clip from his podcast, but.
00:50:21
Oh I see we don't.
00:50:23
I wasn't there for that new.
00:50:27
I like all the new.
00:50:27
Yeah. They're just they're just not in my link list.
00:50:29
Maybe we just won't get to them show.
00:50:31
No, that's fine.
00:50:32
I'll bring it up manually I don't care.
00:50:34
I have it like ready to go because if you don't, you're ready to go.
00:50:37
I know I do. I just so I right.
00:50:39
Mike you just said. You just said we should.
00:50:42
Oh I said this one. Let's play it.
00:50:44
So that's.
00:50:45
No, it's a plan.
00:50:48
Tell me what you're said.
00:50:49
Yet all the Christmas traditions were taken from different religions.
00:50:53
You're right. I'm a little fucked up today, man.
00:50:55
I just can't believe this was lost.
00:50:57
I'm so bummed you're such a kid.
00:51:00
Thank you.
00:51:03
All the Christmas traditions were taken from different religions and cultures.
00:51:06
The tree you log, Santa,
00:51:08
all traditions you can link to Christmas come from somewhere else.
00:51:11
I agree, but they were pagan.
00:51:14
They were trying to co-opt the pagan.
00:51:15
It like just piggyback right off of it.
00:51:17
It was a good strategy.
00:51:18
And guess what? They co-opted it.
00:51:19
Yeah. It worked.
00:51:21
It repurposed Saturnalia.
00:51:23
We did this. So.
00:51:25
So would this like in my brain because it to me,
00:51:27
okay, that makes no sense because I wasn't there.
00:51:30
But would this be like
00:51:32
Mormonism co-opting the Bible and the, you know, the Old Testament Testament?
00:51:36
Is this like, you know, Jesus co-opting the old times like the New Testament,
00:51:42
co-opting the Old Testament, cause that's what all that is, right?
00:51:44
You're just co-opting the older
00:51:46
faith.
00:51:48
All right, well, a book book written in two different languages
00:51:51
doesn't make a whole lot of sense anyway.
00:51:53
But, But, yeah, even Muslims uses the Bible.
00:51:57
Yeah, I was going to bring that up.
00:51:58
I didn't, I didn't think.
00:52:00
Yeah, but it's just a even a table like that doesn't count.
00:52:04
Table count.
00:52:06
You can count.
00:52:06
You total on one, two, three, four.
00:52:09
This table has four legs.
00:52:11
How many in there? Urinals and toilets.
00:52:13
If they had urinals and toilets, how many legs does a dog have?
00:52:16
If you count the tail as a leg.
00:52:21
You don't.
00:52:23
You know.
00:52:23
My dog has two back hands and two front hands.
00:52:25
I don't know.
00:52:28
That's a backhanded compliment.
00:52:30
A dog, a chimpanzee.
00:52:31
No, seriously, if you count the tail as a leg, how many legs does a dog have?
00:52:37
I know I heard this one before on this show,
00:52:40
and I don't know the punchline.
00:52:42
It's four. It's four legs.
00:52:45
Doesn't matter if you count the leg as a tail of the tail.
00:52:48
It still has four legs.
00:52:51
The solstice is not the furthest from the sun.
00:52:53
It is when the earth is tilted the most.
00:52:55
Yes, that's what I said, but I don't think I said it right.
00:52:57
I should have said it. It represents the furthest point.
00:53:00
The sun appears north or south of the celestial equator,
00:53:03
which is correct because then it would tilt.
00:53:06
I think I just shortened it to represents the furthest point from the sun.
00:53:08
And I stopped reading
00:53:09
because I got interrupted, but I didn't want to make a big deal about it.
00:53:13
But I appreciate the correction because then again,
00:53:16
it means I learned something.
00:53:17
But I'm going to have to just say that it's a whole day.
00:53:21
Which I know I have to read correct draw
00:53:24
every time he tries to correct me because his incorrect corrections are,
00:53:28
well,
00:53:31
he was like a that was like a six tuple.
00:53:35
Six tuple.
00:53:36
Negative four I got it.
00:53:39
Every element bird, every other negative makes it equal and negative.
00:53:44
Again. Yeah.
00:53:47
Incorrect.
00:53:47
Incorrect. And.
00:53:50
I still ride my one wheel, but only in the summer.
00:53:53
Is that a unicycle?
00:53:55
Yeah.
00:53:55
He's got the one wheel like a hoverboard.
00:54:00
Everyone's got a wheel.
00:54:00
It's got a wheel in the middle.
00:54:01
And the wheel, you stand on it.
00:54:04
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
00:54:06
I'll tell you what.
00:54:08
Is it mounted on the thing, but braced in the hallway
00:54:12
because I'm going to fall on my ass.
00:54:15
Is it powered or do you power it?
00:54:17
It's powered.
00:54:20
Yeah.
00:54:21
Plug it in for a couple hours.
00:54:22
I mean, it's treacherous.
00:54:24
Just blocked it out from.
00:54:26
I think that is the the one tough thing about this time of year is
00:54:31
it is an ice rink from my back door to the barn, and,
00:54:35
I didn't fall, but, man, it was treacherous.
00:54:39
One you to power it, but it is powered snow.
00:54:43
The holidays with your one wheel.
00:54:44
There it is.
00:54:51
So when I was picturing it in my head,
00:54:53
I had it the other way where you were standing.
00:54:54
Oddly, which. That doesn't make sense.
00:54:56
The skateboard look looks way better.
00:54:58
Obviously, it's the right way to go.
00:55:00
That is the thing here.
00:55:02
Sweet.
00:55:04
Yeah,
00:55:05
yeah, he's pretty good on it.
00:55:09
Oh, you mean standing?
00:55:10
I don't get it. It's just like skateboard.
00:55:12
If you're riding a skateboard like that, it's just standing.
00:55:14
Unless you're on, like an inside of a pool, it's not like standing.
00:55:20
All right.
00:55:22
And this is for making it look pretty simple,
00:55:25
but does it have some kind of a gyroscope in it to balance for you?
00:55:28
I just turned video of this shit.
00:55:30
Or was it just looping?
00:55:32
I was just showing what it was, man.
00:55:33
No, we don't need a different video. We got it.
00:55:35
I can just remove it and we can move on to watching it.
00:55:37
Yeah, yeah, but
00:55:39
Roger, the skateboard wheelie is more difficult than the bike wheelie.
00:55:43
Yeah. It's true. Is it? What say you?
00:55:46
I've never done a skateboard.
00:55:47
Wheelie, so I can't compare.
00:55:49
If I have to take your word for downhill.
00:55:51
If you can just do the bike wheelie downhill, then. Sure.
00:55:54
But my man had to, like, pedal. So it shows more the skateboard wheelie.
00:55:56
As long as you can hold it, you can just keep going.
00:55:58
As long as you go down. More freedom.
00:56:01
It seemed like your statement could apply to push yourself.
00:56:04
If you had to be on flat ground and you had to push yourself by foot only,
00:56:07
and it had to be 100% parallel flat ground,
00:56:09
and then see how far you could continue that.
00:56:12
But if I request a clip, especially the front wheel skateboard wheelie.
00:56:16
Yeah, I can always,
00:56:19
helicopter,
00:56:20
helicopter surely come back next week.
00:56:24
We'll watch you do your has sent ever sent us
00:56:28
is is the one I titled helicopter.
00:56:31
Helicopter.
00:56:33
But one of the
00:56:37
things brother helicopter the helicopter.
00:56:40
There are people who get do that with a couple of.
00:56:45
But that's.
00:56:47
I'm just going to go up the middle of it.
00:56:49
It's going to be our new helicopter.
00:56:51
Yeah.
00:56:51
That's the sound from the fucking video helicopter.
00:56:55
Yes, that's that's the sound from the video.
00:56:58
Yeah.
00:56:58
It's one of those on the computer.
00:57:01
All the.
00:57:05
I like that I finally know how to spell copter quadcopter
00:57:09
thing.
00:57:10
I thought it was cool.
00:57:11
I that was put up. Did.
00:57:15
That I have to spin my
00:57:17
plane in front of Luke.
00:57:20
Yeah.
00:57:20
So I could but not but not there are people who get into it.
00:57:24
Hey, if you're doing it, if you're doing clip requests, I got another Mr.
00:57:29
Giggles and, Captain Giggles in there.
00:57:32
You sure that one's actually appropriate?
00:57:35
Yeah. Is there anybody getting, like, sliced?
00:57:36
It's on YouTube. Right. But we'll get we'll get cut for it.
00:57:40
No, we won't
00:57:42
know. It's a cartoon.
00:57:44
The happy clown.
00:57:48
You think a cartoon?
00:57:49
Violence is
00:57:51
it's not violent.
00:57:52
Worse than what was already said.
00:57:54
All right.
00:57:57
Oh, that's a safari.
00:57:59
Ryan's will off at 1 a.m. tonight.
00:58:01
If anybody is looking to go hang out, he's like,
00:58:03
can you narrate this as we go through?
00:58:04
Like, yeah.
00:58:05
There's those are swimming with the whales.
00:58:09
This one doesn't tell three.
00:58:11
Oh okay. It and it does.
00:58:14
Now wait.
00:58:15
There's something wrong with that Mount Rushmore that doesn't look like us, right?
00:58:19
Now they're playing
00:58:24
dodgeball with planets out of pizza.
00:58:27
And this is running course from Barcelona.
00:58:30
They're.
00:58:33
I don't mean to be that guy, but where's this hook?
00:58:35
I don't know, are you going?
00:58:36
Oh. He's looking.
00:58:37
This is him appearing and disappearing. He's.
00:58:40
I don't know why.
00:58:43
I think he's on drugs.
00:58:44
That one is a little puzzling.
00:58:46
There you go.
00:58:47
Puzzle pieces.
00:58:50
Autism.
00:58:51
This is. No, I get it.
00:58:53
It totally makes sense.
00:58:55
Yeah.
00:58:57
I'm scared.
00:59:00
So I like this.
00:59:01
Put this. Okay, so that's more of a mind.
00:59:04
See, I wanted to go roller coaster, too, and,
00:59:06
like a a mine cart.
00:59:10
But the desert was okay, so he's having.
00:59:13
It's his best friend.
00:59:15
And then I have no idea why he's doing this.
00:59:19
Parachuting in the snow.
00:59:22
Right.
00:59:23
Okay, let's get back to play bagpipes underwater.
00:59:27
Why was he carving his best friend?
00:59:29
I didn't even know he had a best friend.
00:59:31
Is that, astronaut chicken?
00:59:34
Doctor Fluffy, but.
00:59:43
I hate the bagpipes.
00:59:44
This is much underwater.
00:59:48
So I thought you were playing.
00:59:54
I don't know, I don't even know.
00:59:56
So why did you have a ring around him?
00:59:59
I didn't request the ring, but I did have the candy.
01:00:02
Game over.
01:00:05
Oh, okay.
01:00:06
So he's fighting a dragon, right?
01:00:08
In an arcade.
01:00:11
So that is a excavator made out of cheese.
01:00:14
And he was explaining cheese with an excavator made out of cheese.
01:00:20
So. Oh,
01:00:21
he's saving a princess from a purple gorilla.
01:00:24
That's more of a Mario thing.
01:00:26
You're gonna have a really big issue digging the cheese if you're using.
01:00:29
What did he say?
01:00:31
If you're using a device, it's the same harvest.
01:00:33
So that was the disco sheep.
01:00:36
That's what I ate today.
01:00:37
Did you eat disco sheep?
01:00:39
I know a burrito with.
01:00:41
Oh, open hearts on a burrito.
01:00:45
I believe that's a balloon.
01:00:47
Animals riding into
01:00:48
it was that. That was the same balloon animal
01:00:50
that was floating in the other episode. Yes.
01:00:52
Oh. Did you notice I had a pinball machine for you and that other one?
01:00:57
Oh, that was for me.
01:00:58
That was for you? No, I mean so much more.
01:01:01
Yeah.
01:01:02
So I think you skydive.
01:01:06
Shouldn't I be honest with you?
01:01:10
Yeah.
01:01:10
I don't know why I only did that.
01:01:15
So that was no story really told in that one.
01:01:18
It's just a bunch of random crap.
01:01:21
But, yeah, I'm not good with.
01:01:23
I like you guys are.
01:01:24
I just kind of like car.
01:01:26
My buddy's phone.
01:01:28
Oh, this is so good. But.
01:01:36
But this is an AI.
01:01:38
This is real.
01:01:39
Yeah, right.
01:01:41
This is one.
01:01:42
Brady's at home by himself, and he gets attacked.
01:01:45
Then I like this is the nature.
01:01:47
I love to laugh. It's, I like that one.
01:01:51
It's it's no laughing.
01:01:52
That one.
01:01:53
Yeah. I was so good. I inverted my body.
01:01:55
I came out the back of the car.
01:01:57
Yeah, but this is really.
01:01:59
This is something I'm suddenly I'm special at the end.
01:02:02
I'm a complete retard. Oh, that's. You see, you're using your imagination.
01:02:05
You're actually not actually doing that.
01:02:06
That's you like a the child you are.
01:02:09
Oh, I was gonna ask last week why Richard Pryor's hands were on fire.
01:02:13
And then the next clip that we're going to play here, has Brady had us on?
01:02:19
This is the actual real footage. Oh, shit.
01:02:31
Is air on fire?
01:02:34
Because he got a little splash on the moon.
01:02:35
He took it out.
01:02:37
I mean, it's dancing on his ice skates.
01:02:39
See how caring I am?
01:02:40
Loving and caring for it?
01:02:41
No, you check that out.
01:02:43
You pick that one.
01:02:44
So the first one went on its own.
01:02:46
The second one wouldn't go.
01:02:47
I had to do what had to be done.
01:02:49
No, but you, you killed them.
01:02:51
They're braindead. Oh, this spaghetti.
01:02:53
I don't know why you rubbing spaghetti all over yourself. Weird.
01:02:55
Oh, see, that's what I would have tried to put the fire out with it.
01:03:00
Even poison charge.
01:03:01
Oh, no. Electric chair.
01:03:03
Electric chair.
01:03:04
You're dead.
01:03:04
Eddie, I got it for you.
01:03:07
Tombstone with the spaghetti. And then I eat it.
01:03:11
I told you
01:03:11
this podcast wasn't fucking worth it.
01:03:14
She did tell us that.
01:03:16
Yeah, no matter what I could, the mouth would not mouth the words.
01:03:20
And so I was just like, whatever.
01:03:21
It was either wrong words or or it was not mouth correctly.
01:03:26
So good job Brock.
01:03:28
Okay, bye.
01:03:29
Like comment vote.
01:03:31
Who's eye is better?
01:03:32
Brady's drawers or my cartoon chicken.
01:03:36
We're both going to say yours.
01:03:38
Well we just started but yeah we'll say your yay I win
01:03:43
me wins based on the concept mine just borrowed
01:03:47
from what was already there, you know.
01:03:48
Right.
01:03:49
My mind was I built from the ground up.
01:03:52
And I've got a whole bad story.
01:03:54
I'm not sure where I feel about
01:03:56
who is at the helm of AI creations.
01:04:00
Well, right, I just, I directed it.
01:04:03
Some days I think prompting is all of it and I just does like,
01:04:06
yeah, like you came from your creative inspiration.
01:04:08
Then I read it, but then I honestly read some of my prompts.
01:04:12
I wrote, like just telling I,
01:04:17
pirate clown fighting an astronaut chicken over a waffle at a bowling alley.
01:04:20
And it produces this video,
01:04:23
this scene cutting, though, like, I know, I don't know how.
01:04:25
I don't know what you're using to make yours, Gary,
01:04:28
but I know the draw is doing a lot of editing on top.
01:04:32
Oh, yeah, I can't.
01:04:34
Yeah, because it just doesn't know when to stop sentences and it sucks.
01:04:37
And so I just make a batch and then I
01:04:40
get what I get what I like out of them.
01:04:42
But not even just the repeat.
01:04:43
You're not like just going to I do everything you're saying.
01:04:45
I make scene one, I make scene two, I make scene three.
01:04:49
Make sense? Yeah.
01:04:49
And if I don't like something, I'll say three again.
01:04:52
Yeah, yeah.
01:04:53
But you have that.
01:04:55
You have the artwork in your head.
01:04:57
Things are great.
01:04:58
Sometimes I build it as I go.
01:05:00
I mean, I both of both of things with fighting I
01:05:03
the fighting one, I just kind of made a bunch of shit.
01:05:07
I don't try to get something that looks good because it started.
01:05:10
It just looked all like cartoonish fighting. And it was dumb.
01:05:13
You mean like body tricks in there?
01:05:15
And you start to get some of them bodies twisting and inverting and shit?
01:05:18
Yeah.
01:05:19
Just don't you hate it when everything else is perfect,
01:05:21
but something that's so bad you can't use it?
01:05:26
I know I noticed Gary doesn't do that, but.
01:05:28
No. Was your. Are they all clips or do you.
01:05:30
Did you find something that can make three minutes and 21 seconds in one?
01:05:33
No, I just did grok and I just told it to do I have I have because I wanted it
01:05:38
to start the Christmas tree that was on fire that was sitting next to you.
01:05:41
I decided to choose a Christmas tree and I was like, well,
01:05:43
that can't be the only thing you set on fire.
01:05:45
So I go have him set the couch on fire.
01:05:46
And so, yeah, I cut it back and forth between the couch
01:05:49
and the Christmas tree, just to make the clip seem like they were,
01:05:53
you know, more than what was what was.
01:05:54
I mean, all right. And what about what about you draw.
01:05:57
What did you do, 22, eight second clips.
01:06:00
There's no what I just really did.
01:06:03
Right.
01:06:03
So then so that's a lot of steering then too,
01:06:06
because from one clip to the next you tell it what to do.
01:06:09
Yeah.
01:06:09
But I'm also blending, audio and stuff like that.
01:06:13
Do you use every clip?
01:06:16
No, no, I don't use every clip.
01:06:19
I think there's more in the trash bin than actually make it to the.
01:06:23
No, no, no, I think I'm so creative.
01:06:25
There's like 20% every single thing
01:06:28
that like 20 or 30% that is unused, that isn't good.
01:06:31
But when I was trying to actually make sure
01:06:32
I should try it out, I should try it out.
01:06:35
It's fun.
01:06:35
I what I.
01:06:40
Never tried.
01:06:41
Yeah, I made Christmas. I made Christmas labels for my packages.
01:06:43
I just so graphic to make like,
01:06:45
you know something I could print out that said two from.
01:06:48
Oh, where am I on recapping Google's.
01:06:52
Let's see how many did.
01:06:54
Oh, we're in the middle. Are we in the middle of it?
01:06:55
But I don't know. There's a lot of them.
01:06:57
I say, oh yeah, we did.
01:07:00
Gosh, I don't watch the show.
01:07:01
Sorry.
01:07:03
I just kept using me.
01:07:04
I thought I fucked up, I'm like, did I stop or should I stop
01:07:07
actually playing it?
01:07:08
Well, playing something else.
01:07:10
This free monkey.
01:07:13
We can play this.
01:07:16
Okay. You guys think about this.
01:07:18
I love it.
01:07:20
In the name of Allah, the merciful
01:07:22
and compassionate presentation to those.
01:07:26
To those champions to avoid.
01:07:32
The fuck are you talking to?
01:07:33
You do.
01:07:33
It's the.
01:07:34
Okay. The training manual. What you talking about?
01:07:35
Oh, sure.
01:07:37
We can show that manual.
01:07:39
Oh. Nice work. Well, this kid, this kid found it.
01:07:43
No. Yeah.
01:07:44
So 60 year old, just recently, he's he's been, sentenced.
01:07:49
But, this happened I think last month.
01:07:51
But 16 year old from Kirby faces one court count of making threats to kill
01:07:56
and for possession of documents likely to be used in preparing acts of terrorism.
01:08:00
So he he was found with some bomb making material.
01:08:03
And then also this exact this exact document.
01:08:07
Now there was no bomb making. This is from a website.
01:08:09
I can just there's actually from PBS.org.
01:08:10
So anyone who thinks that this is anything I shouldn't be showing,
01:08:15
but he wants to be able to make a but,
01:08:19
and,
01:08:21
yeah, trial date has been confirmed for a con clown ski
01:08:25
to teenager who allegedly made threats
01:08:27
to kill members of the public and possess an Al-Qaeda training manual.
01:08:30
The six year old boy, who was white, British and from
01:08:32
Kirkby, was charged over an alleged plan to carry out
01:08:36
a similar attack to last year's Southport stabbings.
01:08:41
The boy, who cannot be named because of his age, seriously is bullshit.
01:08:43
If you're going to be doing some terrorist shit,
01:08:45
I don't give a fuck if you're underage, if you're being charged as an adult.
01:08:51
Ringer I feel about it.
01:08:52
I've said it repeatedly on the show.
01:08:54
I don't think anybody that does heinous shit should ever be named.
01:08:57
Well, I don't know.
01:08:58
These days it's kind of scary
01:08:59
because all this fucking Luigi Mangione fucking fawning and that.
01:09:03
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking.
01:09:04
One fucking, good. Good point.
01:09:06
Good kids.
01:09:07
On the cover of rolling Stone, who was that son of a crazy?
01:09:10
You don't think that's going to
01:09:10
want people idolize me and copy what the fuck he does?
01:09:15
Because clearly this was labeled copycat.
01:09:18
Not I'm not saying he copied Louis G.
01:09:22
What? What's his name?
01:09:23
Chuck Mangione.
01:09:24
Jim Giovanni. Yeah.
01:09:27
Who's the fucking kid that was on rolling Stone?
01:09:30
The fuck was.
01:09:32
Mick Jagger, Smirnov,
01:09:34
Jacob Sarnoff, jerk off,
01:09:39
jerk off.
01:09:40
Son of the fucking.
01:09:41
He ran his brother over the Boston bomber,
01:09:44
right,
01:09:46
jerkoff?
01:09:47
So the Sarnoff, the only reason
01:09:50
I know the victim of the Boston bomber's name is Jeff.
01:09:54
Last name very similar to somebody we know that.
01:09:56
I don't want to say you can Google it.
01:09:57
I'm not going to say it on the show, but nope,
01:10:00
I used to have it.
01:10:02
Then he used to have a bunch of guitar channels
01:10:04
that we're not going to be really popular of.
01:10:05
You know, the day after that bombing,
01:10:08
he ceased to exist on the internet.
01:10:11
Oh no way.
01:10:12
Because, you know, I mean, it's just it's like the thousands pages
01:10:15
before it even comes up
01:10:16
now, because the victim of the bombings name is always there.
01:10:20
I mean, you know, right.
01:10:22
Rightly so.
01:10:26
Oh, hey, we have a one Punch Man clip
01:10:30
last week.
01:10:31
No, it's freaking fantastic.
01:10:33
Why are you don't want to rant, man.
01:10:35
Still can bring back one rent, man.
01:10:37
Because I had trouble with the list.
01:10:38
Link maker for the show, so I had to do some editing in the middle,
01:10:41
and I think it didn't totally delete the old.
01:10:44
This is a very, very good fight.
01:10:48
Very strong.
01:10:50
Don't disappoint me.
01:10:51
Now, you're supposed to be the ultimate weapon in this place, right?
01:10:54
When you say good fight. I thought you meant something like Jake Paul.
01:10:57
I look at you, now it's a segue.
01:11:00
Like segue for the next time.
01:11:02
Fight the good fight.
01:11:08
Oh, if I attacked him just now, you would have killed me.
01:11:14
Who the hell is this guy?
01:11:16
I don't get this stuff, I just don't.
01:11:19
We like.
01:11:19
Well, for one, we're
01:11:20
gonna get the reason why I'm accepting it or allowing it as the producers.
01:11:24
Because we now put Japan and anime on our tags.
01:11:27
We have to show a little bit of this.
01:11:28
Everything.
01:11:28
Yeah, man, to me, I bet you are stronger than me.
01:11:31
I was told you had an anime.
01:11:33
If we mention the words Japan and anime are.
01:11:35
If you say the word Japan and anime and we will get many more views
01:11:40
just by saying Japan, I lose them in a whole week.
01:11:45
Yeah, and my love for.
01:11:46
Oh, wow, who's that guy? Who's that?
01:11:49
Oh, that's like, this is one punch man, right?
01:11:53
Jeff? Punch man.
01:11:55
But now who's the big huge giant
01:11:58
who cares about your punch?
01:12:01
But once, one, one time,
01:12:04
they're all going a bloody killing rampage until next dynamite.
01:12:09
Until. That doesn't seem that long.
01:12:11
No. Where is my friend going?
01:12:13
Another bloody killing rampage, right?
01:12:15
This choker that he was going to say forever.
01:12:17
He said till next Saturday. Saturday?
01:12:20
It's important.
01:12:21
Okay? For the plot
01:12:24
that we're going to learn in this clip.
01:12:26
This clip.
01:12:27
All right.
01:12:27
You guys.
01:12:34
Played with him.
01:12:35
No way.
01:12:36
It can't be. Oh.
01:12:41
You can't believe it. You.
01:12:45
Damn it.
01:12:46
I may have inadvertently made a horrible mistake.
01:12:49
Yeah. Oh,
01:12:52
this guy's in carnage mode.
01:12:55
And he said he'll be on a rampage for a whole week.
01:12:58
Carnage and rampage?
01:13:00
Yeah. Die die die die die die die die die die.
01:13:03
So he'd be like, let's say die Saturday.
01:13:06
One whole week from today
01:13:10
next to play Doctor Day and other words
01:13:13
he's saying today, Saturday two.
01:13:16
I mean, this is literally it's all the show
01:13:20
that means, I don't know, I've never seen it today
01:13:23
is this sucks organ day at the Super Bowl.
01:13:26
I guess we should just supermarket.
01:13:30
It's just like a rip off.
01:13:32
No. Know this is one point.
01:13:34
This this guy, right? Yeah.
01:13:37
Are you sure this isn't just like, a what?
01:13:40
True. Go.
01:13:41
I mean, like, I know it's it's the actual animation.
01:13:43
Or is this, like, yeah, it's one of those, like, this is the show,
01:13:48
but I won't forget what they call those reels that are like,
01:13:50
before they actually fully animated.
01:13:52
They just do different still shots.
01:13:53
Really. Hurry.
01:13:54
We can still make it. Yes.
01:13:56
Wait, so you're saying there's still a storyboard, right?
01:13:59
Yeah.
01:13:59
Saying there's a chance.
01:14:01
Well, why was it all storyboards?
01:14:02
They got lazy and the animations battling myself over.
01:14:05
Yeah, that's the crew. Is that the Crow?
01:14:07
It was a there.
01:14:08
I don't know what manga is dead, but she started out as a manga.
01:14:14
Don't disappoint me now.
01:14:15
Crow got shot and there was the blood coming out place right now.
01:14:18
Oh, it did start over, so it's hard to tell when it started over.
01:14:21
Bargain day at the supermarket. Thankfully.
01:14:26
That was why he was so upset during that fight.
01:14:29
He didn't realize that time was running out.
01:14:32
And then it.
01:14:33
That's supposed to be the redeeming quality of One Punch Man.
01:14:36
It's hilarious.
01:14:37
Comedic, Yes.
01:14:39
He's.
01:14:40
Yeah, he's trying to get to it.
01:14:41
So then the show him.
01:14:43
Did they actually show him? Do they pay it off?
01:14:45
Does he make it to the fireworks factory?
01:14:49
It gets to the Simpsons.
01:14:51
Simpsons reference or anything. Oh, okay.
01:14:54
Itchy and Scratchy.
01:14:55
They never made it to the fireworks factory.
01:14:58
They never do.
01:14:58
Who's this guy?
01:15:02
Do they make it to the fireworks factory?
01:15:04
Does do they show them bargain shopping?
01:15:06
Does he buy something significant? Yes. Yes.
01:15:08
He gets, boss. Good.
01:15:09
Final down story, I like that. Okay.
01:15:11
All right, let's show this guy
01:15:13
I'm going to come.
01:15:16
You think so? Oh.
01:15:18
Oh my God, I'll go.
01:15:21
Listen to me, brother.
01:15:22
When the rain fell.
01:15:23
Oh, Jake pop coming in there.
01:15:25
Coming on. It's us.
01:15:28
Wait.
01:15:29
Why are I on him too?
01:15:33
That's hilarious.
01:15:34
Oh, okay.
01:15:35
First of all, I'm coming on his ass.
01:15:37
What did he say?
01:15:40
Second of all, I.
01:15:43
What did he say?
01:15:45
And then third, what did he say?
01:15:50
Yeah.
01:15:51
I'll go.
01:15:52
Listen to me, brother. What? The ring bells.
01:15:56
I'm coming in. They're not coming on his us.
01:15:59
Oh, oh,
01:16:02
I caught him.
01:16:05
I know we've got enough.
01:16:07
Where it ends.
01:16:13
And this just did.
01:16:14
He got his job. Exactly.
01:16:16
Is that exactly where that video ended?
01:16:18
I'm just curious if there was any, like, clapping.
01:16:20
Still, it was just a set of claps or.
01:16:23
No, you're right.
01:16:25
You can't hear his ass. I'm sorry.
01:16:26
Not saying much anyway,
01:16:29
to me, for Elmo level, I'm a little fucked up.
01:16:33
When will you talk to me?
01:16:34
For every level, I'm a little fucked up.
01:16:37
But will you take kill me for Elmo and Elmo?
01:16:40
I'm a little fucked up.
01:16:41
But will you take care of me for Elmo and.
01:16:45
Oh, I don't know why I thought it was so funny.
01:16:50
I think it's funny.
01:16:52
I think this is the real report.
01:16:54
Oh, I don't know. Do,
01:16:57
do boxers normally fight?
01:16:58
Oh, it's just a photo of them.
01:17:00
Took this photo that we made that I from now, generally.
01:17:03
No no do because I didn't I paid zero attention
01:17:08
and then I was like I heard he broke his jaw.
01:17:09
And then I was like, I don't believe it because I was like a noise.
01:17:12
And I noticed it because somebody sent it to me, because he said first
01:17:16
he was laying in a hospital bed and they're like, oh,
01:17:18
he broke his jaw surgery.
01:17:19
And I'm like, well, typically they were like, shave your doofy ass beard.
01:17:21
Like, right.
01:17:22
Whatever. I was like, maybe it's I who who the fuck cares?
01:17:25
Oh, you think it's all gay and fake?
01:17:27
Fake and gay even? It could be. Yeah, that's what sucks.
01:17:30
And so I didn't pay any attention to it when I heard about it.
01:17:32
I'm like, okay, let me see the footage.
01:17:33
And I'm like, damn, that dude's dude's just bigger than him.
01:17:36
Like, like all around, like, I don't know, he's brave,
01:17:39
brave motherfucker for going in there because that dude is a beast.
01:17:42
200 million.
01:17:44
Yeah, that's who I get my job.
01:17:46
That's brave.
01:17:47
I don't know if that's gravity, bravery.
01:17:50
Why not? Being brave? What's that?
01:17:52
What's that word? Being brave?
01:17:54
Yeah, it's. I'm brevity.
01:17:55
Brevity? That's motto.
01:17:58
Oh, bravado.
01:18:01
I think that's related, but I don't think it's the same thing.
01:18:04
Brevity
01:18:06
I know,
01:18:08
is it brevity? Are you fucking.
01:18:09
I was like a drug joke.
01:18:11
It's going to be a sale.
01:18:13
That's when you shorten it.
01:18:14
Brevity cures constipation, but gives you
01:18:17
a heart attack.
01:18:23
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
01:18:25
So trulicity brevity.
01:18:31
Well, I think we're going through these clips quite.
01:18:34
There's so many more.
01:18:35
There's just so many more.
01:18:37
If I could take over. Really good.
01:18:38
Because we need to go back to the topic at hand, which is manual.
01:18:41
Oh, this is, a recent of recent news.
01:18:43
Three days ago. This is pretty important.
01:18:48
Eric.
01:18:48
Heather.
01:18:48
Earlier this week, the Coast Guard updated its workplace harassment manual.
01:18:52
Now calling things like swastikas and nooses potentially divisive
01:18:56
instead of hate symbols.
01:18:58
And members of the Jewish community right here in Richmond tell me that
01:19:01
they're afraid this will have far reaching implications.
01:19:04
Again, as to my complaint about all these fucking local news stories,
01:19:07
she has to be there, outside in the rain, right?
01:19:10
And Brella just to go.
01:19:11
I'm at the place that was happened about what I'm talking about.
01:19:15
It's like just pee inside.
01:19:16
You can hear the cars drive by. The rain is like,
01:19:19
I want to hear what she's saying.
01:19:20
Like, this is just stupid. I'm.
01:19:22
Why are they wasting protest?
01:19:24
It would make sense.
01:19:25
But just being rants.
01:19:28
Sorry. Go ahead, I'm interrupting.
01:19:30
No, please.
01:19:31
Brady. No, we need to.
01:19:32
We need to create a consultant for
01:19:35
today for 2026.
01:19:37
Is actually looking for a remote correspondent.
01:19:41
Remote reporter?
01:19:42
We need a man who just lined up.
01:19:46
So if you think you can do that,
01:19:48
you can do it anywhere you want, any story you want, any coverage you want.
01:19:52
As long as we can show it on the internet,
01:19:55
we will. We will post it.
01:19:57
Contact us at 15863.
01:19:59
Ranch three.
01:20:00
Yeah.
01:20:01
Back to back to this bitch and and maybe even open the door to harassment.
01:20:06
Hate is hate.
01:20:08
There is no nuance to it.
01:20:11
And update policy from the U.S.
01:20:12
Coast Guard, which no longer classifies.
01:20:14
There is something odd about his speech, like swastikas and nooses as hate symbols.
01:20:18
Is from everyday professor like Efraim sideman Ace Ventura.
01:20:22
Oh, hi.
01:20:23
So there they are, changing in their man.
01:20:26
For some reason that shows that swastikas
01:20:29
and nooses hung up on the pulpit.
01:20:38
Hung up
01:20:40
on the,
01:20:45
They're getting reclassified.
01:20:46
And it's workplace harassment manual now, calling things like swastikas and noose.
01:20:51
Oh, I see, I finally get it.
01:20:54
And members of the Jew again, they change it to potentially divisive
01:20:58
instead of hate speech.
01:20:59
So they're no longer considered hate speech.
01:21:01
They're just considered divisive.
01:21:03
I think, oh, I don't hate speech.
01:21:05
Shouldn't exist.
01:21:08
I mean, that's just a swastika by itself.
01:21:09
Mean hate speech.
01:21:10
I guess so does, but she said the word of the day massacre.
01:21:14
That's the important part.
01:21:16
You guys realize that we are making feelings
01:21:19
criminal, and you realize that, right?
01:21:21
Like hate speech.
01:21:22
Is somebody feeling getting hurt,
01:21:26
making that action illegal?
01:21:29
How many people are, like, drawing nooses or like, I don't.
01:21:36
If we don't have, like, a handful of sooner or later
01:21:38
every single day to draw news, I can't draw for crap.
01:21:42
I just know the handful of times that nooses
01:21:44
were brought up in in the news, it was completely innocent stories
01:21:47
that were either 100% fabricated and fabricated by.
01:21:51
I don't think you're allowed to display in news,
01:21:54
okay, you can't draw a noose, but do you think you could draw a swastika
01:21:58
if you can't draw people dressed like I get a 5050 chance of what?
01:22:03
The wrong way.
01:22:07
What did Charlie
01:22:08
Manson said in the intro supposed to go to next?
01:22:12
Oh, yeah.
01:22:14
Now that you mention it,
01:22:16
I thought it was ash. I thought it was just.
01:22:18
I thought we just called him Ash Wednesday. Just.
01:22:21
He had his head turned sideways and.
01:22:23
Yeah, the police came over.
01:22:25
Man, I didn't care about the show.
01:22:27
I now have a new mission.
01:22:28
I'll talk to you guys in about 20 minutes.
01:22:30
Okay. Bye.
01:22:32
What's your new mission so fast?
01:22:34
We're going back to this bitch instead.
01:22:36
So they updated their manual, which is racist because now
01:22:39
they're allowed to get into less trouble, far reaching implications.
01:22:43
And maybe even if they do, swastikas reaching implications.
01:22:47
Hate.
01:22:48
There is no nuance to it.
01:22:50
An updated policy for the U.S.
01:22:52
Coast Guard, which is wrong,
01:22:53
classifies symbols like swastikas and nooses as hate symbols,
01:22:57
is drawing opposition from everyday people like a fry incitement.
01:23:00
I'm not in the Coast Guard, but just the hey,
01:23:03
what's what's the swastika called 100 years ago in India?
01:23:07
That isn't a swastika. They're going the other way.
01:23:10
That's what I'm talking about. Ancient in the Jews?
01:23:12
No, but I mean, I'm going to use that as a symbol.
01:23:15
What's it called?
01:23:18
Oh, look, it's going to go it before it does it.
01:23:20
It's just asking me to confirm my age.
01:23:23
Oh, really? Really divisive.
01:23:25
This is the fun of having local AI tools that you control.
01:23:29
To me, that's disappointing.
01:23:31
I want to put 1982.
01:23:32
So it is weird that they would make this like reclassification, but I bet you
01:23:35
they probably like, rewrote the whole manual and like.
01:23:41
I don't know.
01:23:41
I don't know why you would make it like, not offensive.
01:23:44
Right. So this is graphic though.
01:23:46
Graphic. Yeah. Yeah.
01:23:48
Why wouldn't you screw on Musk.
01:23:50
Oh, you just like you had a problem and you solved it.
01:23:54
That's great.
01:23:54
This. Even though Lund
01:23:55
reportedly spoke out against the change before it even happened.
01:23:59
It's been a little confusing to follow the train, but I just don't understand.
01:24:03
So you're saying if you want to, like, I don't know, the do videos of,
01:24:07
like our politicians that you would go to like a Chinese
01:24:11
made AI company and they would probably let you all day, like, do you know
01:24:16
Donald Trump sucking Biden's dick or something
01:24:18
that Chinese AI company has a name is wrong.
01:24:22
Publican representative Rob Whitman added, quote these symbols have no place
01:24:25
in our U.S. Coast Guard or any AI.
01:24:27
It's called deep seek a social media post from the coast.
01:24:30
A lot of people don't even know it's Chinese.
01:24:32
CCP wants policy toward hate symbols, but sadly it's the cheapest.
01:24:37
I was looking at a list of all the,
01:24:39
deadliest natural disasters in human history.
01:24:44
Seriously, more than half were in China.
01:24:50
God's like.
01:24:51
Who took that place? Yeah.
01:24:55
What do you mean? Yeah.
01:24:56
Yeah. God said you don't believe in God.
01:24:59
Well,
01:25:01
God is stand.
01:25:04
God did.
01:25:06
We can go into, Unless you got something pulling up
01:25:09
gear here, you say no, Brady, I hear you tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
01:25:12
And I'm going to.
01:25:13
Oh, I'm so excited.
01:25:14
I'm so. One of our favorite new games.
01:25:18
Oh what's in my butt.
01:25:19
What's up.
01:25:20
What's hot.
01:25:21
Where the sun don't go.
01:25:24
Try to relax.
01:25:26
Let's see.
01:25:26
Whoa!
01:25:29
Yes! What's up there in your head? Oh,
01:25:33
there's a one shot duck.
01:25:35
Million to one.
01:25:37
I got this
01:25:39
God damn ads.
01:25:40
Get out of here. Best buy.
01:25:43
No, no, I have to go to Best Buy.
01:25:46
Right.
01:25:46
Set up to have a $550 on select surface copilot.
01:25:49
Works with Windows 11.
01:25:51
Oh, heck yeah, that's a deal.
01:25:53
It's a free ad.
01:25:54
Best buy you all that is a thermos.
01:26:00
We're just really this.
01:26:03
Oh, well, you have to is going.
01:26:07
Put in sideways.
01:26:09
Whoa.
01:26:09
I see the baby from fucking family Guy.
01:26:14
Right. Or there's something.
01:26:15
Stewie.
01:26:16
Yeah, I see Stewie with a little smirk on his face.
01:26:18
There's a here.
01:26:20
Yep. And, Okay, I'm going to go with an ashtray here.
01:26:25
It's like a gremlin or, yeah, I'm
01:26:27
going to go with some kind of, wookie.
01:26:30
Oh. What?
01:26:31
So this is like this one right behind you.
01:26:34
That's literally what Gary has behind him. They shoved up his ass.
01:26:36
What can you get a working for Christmas when he already owns a comb?
01:26:40
So this would essentially be
01:26:42
a cross section of this, brush if it was something that could be kind of,
01:26:46
you know, seen through more the if it was denser than or not
01:26:49
as dense as bone and stuff. Right, right.
01:26:52
So that's why you don't see as much of it.
01:26:54
Because it is not as it's not that dense.
01:26:56
Oh, an object.
01:27:01
So you guys are completely off, right?
01:27:03
You guys is at home
01:27:05
or at work?
01:27:09
We got to wait for the stream to catch up.
01:27:10
To be honest, unfortunately.
01:27:11
What's the black thing on his left arm?
01:27:14
Right up in the leg? I don't know him.
01:27:17
It was just pin,
01:27:19
I don't know, so maybe it's a button.
01:27:21
2100.
01:27:22
We can zoom in.
01:27:24
Dude, I'm absolutely standing by Wookie.
01:27:26
You can have you have a touchpad. You.
01:27:28
Now that you zoomed in, that is definitely a work that is the head of a fucking.
01:27:32
That's right.
01:27:33
It's one of those dogs with the. It's a pug.
01:27:35
That's what it is. The fucking pug.
01:27:37
They stuck a pug up its ass or vagina
01:27:41
and it doesn't look happy.
01:27:45
I don't know.
01:27:47
I don't think so.
01:27:48
It's more like Stewie Griffin then.
01:27:50
Come on.
01:27:52
No, see, now, I think round is definitely round.
01:27:54
It's got bushy eyebrows.
01:27:57
It's a drop.
01:27:57
Hockey puck like gremlin.
01:28:05
How many guesses do I get?
01:28:06
I think we're all available for this.
01:28:08
Let's do it.
01:28:11
Could we get much? Oh.
01:28:14
Oh, hi.
01:28:16
Oh, well.
01:28:17
Merry Christmas.
01:28:19
Oh, oh, I hope you all get fresh.
01:28:24
So we read.
01:28:26
Doesn't taste like nutrients in stock, right? You.
01:28:29
Oh, oh,
01:28:33
you did.
01:28:34
And happy birthday. Jesus, dude.
01:28:36
You do so,
01:28:40
dude, you don't know what this year. You.
01:28:49
I can't seem to make it full screen.
01:28:51
Why not work full screen?
01:28:53
You can't just click this bitch.
01:29:09
Any guesses at home?
01:29:10
Anybody? Winner gets, pat on the back.
01:29:15
Salami,
01:29:17
salami.
01:29:18
No, it's
01:29:21
getting closer, though.
01:29:24
Really?
01:29:25
As far as
01:29:27
the item in general, what type of group
01:29:30
or where you would find that in your house?
01:29:33
And, tuna?
01:29:36
No, but good guess.
01:29:38
I like that.
01:29:44
I'm confused.
01:29:45
Is the black darker part part of it?
01:29:48
Yeah, yeah.
01:29:51
Much like the Earth
01:29:54
has a crust.
01:29:56
Crust in a core.
01:29:58
So does that piece of food or fruit?
01:30:02
Oh. Frozen.
01:30:08
What are those called? Uncomfortable?
01:30:10
Wait, any anything can be frozen if you put it in the freezer. Why?
01:30:13
Do you know what that is?
01:30:15
Who do you hang out with?
01:30:16
I've got dogs.
01:30:19
There for children.
01:30:21
Well, the dogs and the festivals.
01:30:23
The the puppy dogs and the festivals.
01:30:25
Is that how you lure people into the barn? Yeah.
01:30:30
Got you here.
01:30:33
No, no, no, I was here before the dog,
01:30:37
but not before Uncrustables,
01:30:40
I don't know, you guys were saying earlier that it did look familiar.
01:30:45
Yeah, right.
01:30:45
I think I know what it is, but the bottom doesn't make a sense.
01:30:48
Oh, no, I got I wasn't ready on that one.
01:30:55
I lost it,
01:30:57
but just a Photoshop of Gary.
01:31:01
Is it a coconut inside?
01:31:03
Joke of you not coconut.
01:31:06
Is it a coconut?
01:31:08
No, it's not a coconut.
01:31:10
It's smaller than a coconut.
01:31:12
Unfortunately, coconut would be amazing, but smaller than a coconut.
01:31:16
But similar type of object
01:31:20
from quite.
01:31:24
I'm going to come.
01:31:24
No, I don't even want.
01:31:27
I'm quite.
01:31:29
I'm going to come.
01:31:31
Come quite.
01:31:33
I'm going to come.
01:31:36
That's fun.
01:31:38
So you mentioned fruit, right?
01:31:41
Yeah.
01:31:42
I keep mentioning fruit.
01:31:44
Right. So just keep mentioning fruits.
01:31:46
Okay. Avocado.
01:31:48
No avocados from Mexico.
01:31:51
That is a pineapple.
01:31:54
No, that is a, orange.
01:32:01
Oh, I got it.
01:32:01
It's correct,
01:32:04
I got it.
01:32:06
I missed my joke.
01:32:07
I'll be okay.
01:32:11
I wrecked,
01:32:13
I got the orange.
01:32:16
Oh, do we have more?
01:32:18
We do. Good.
01:32:21
This one's great.
01:32:23
Tis the season.
01:32:24
Tis the things in your rectum. Look, I found this.
01:32:27
Remind everyone side where the sun don't go.
01:32:31
Try to relax.
01:32:33
Let's see. Whoa.
01:32:36
Okay.
01:32:36
Whoa!
01:32:38
What are we looking at here?
01:32:42
I don't see anything.
01:32:44
Nothing? You don't see anything?
01:32:47
I don't.
01:32:47
It's it's all that's right here.
01:32:49
Oh, whatever.
01:32:51
Whatever it is, it's wood grained.
01:32:55
I get to see the wood grain.
01:32:57
That's a bottle.
01:32:58
It's a glass bottle.
01:33:01
No, the glass bottle? No.
01:33:03
Oh, I don't think that's a water bottle because it's an x ray I don't want.
01:33:06
I might know what it is.
01:33:07
I think I might know what it is.
01:33:10
You might want it.
01:33:11
I'm going to say my guess.
01:33:12
Wine bottle.
01:33:14
Okay, well, then say it.
01:33:17
I'm going to save it.
01:33:19
Oh. Save it. Sorry.
01:33:20
You're right.
01:33:21
Maybe these fucking YouTube videos that I fucking always hate.
01:33:24
Hey, my name is Joe, and I'm on this YouTube channel.
01:33:26
And today I'm going to talk about how we do x x and then z x.
01:33:32
And it's like, okay, we already read that in the title.
01:33:34
You already told us what it was going to be.
01:33:36
Just fucking tell me, why are you wasting 10s of my life?
01:33:39
I just get to the point, bro.
01:33:40
Because to the point the I don't give a fuck who you are.
01:33:43
I mean, it's bitch and I only had three minutes worth.
01:33:47
Well, I fucking used to.
01:33:48
I don't see it as much anymore. But we used to. It's.
01:33:51
It's your boy.
01:33:52
Hey, it's your boy drawer.
01:33:53
And it's like, shut the fuck you. I don't know you.
01:33:56
You sound stupid.
01:33:57
I had a three minute monologue.
01:33:59
I took 12 minutes to say it.
01:34:01
That's the skill.
01:34:03
I guess you weren't on the screen anymore.
01:34:06
Oh, hi.
01:34:07
I'm here. Hi, guys. My mom.
01:34:10
That.
01:34:10
It's some sort of bottle.
01:34:17
No, it's close to a bottle, I guess.
01:34:22
Oh. What's close to bottle a flask?
01:34:25
It it contains, I guess,
01:34:28
in a general sense, to contain.
01:34:32
Yeah, it is.
01:34:37
Honey bear, it seems like a waste of it.
01:34:41
Seems like you'll never be able to pull it out. Oh,
01:34:46
no way.
01:34:48
Yeah, actually, no, it was just pull one.
01:34:49
The rest of the, the Russian, what's it called?
01:34:53
Doll.
01:34:54
The word is doll you're looking for, there's an extra word in there that I.
01:34:58
That I'm looking for.
01:35:00
Mark Crisco.
01:35:04
I wasn't going to say Mark.
01:35:05
Crisco. It's right there.
01:35:08
Oh, nesting.
01:35:10
That's the word you're looking nest thing. Nest things.
01:35:12
That word.
01:35:13
Yes. See, I have a purpose on the sub from time to time.
01:35:18
I serve a purpose.
01:35:18
You do that. A boy.
01:35:22
I've never been so proud.
01:35:23
Just this show alone. Out of my own memory.
01:35:25
I have storyboard and nesting.
01:35:27
So I am as above, so below.
01:35:32
Right where the sun don't go.
01:35:36
Try to relax.
01:35:38
Let's see.
01:35:38
Whoa!
01:35:42
By my last count, we've got three mash ups
01:35:46
and a sentence in my book.
01:35:48
Oh, more.
01:35:50
What's in my.
01:35:50
What do you think is in this gentleman's.
01:35:53
But, a matchbox car
01:35:57
or was.
01:35:59
Well, we're looking at a photo here.
01:36:02
Sort of six. Oh oh. The picture.
01:36:05
So on our line says, now it's your turn to do an explanation video on your injury.
01:36:10
And the kid's laying on his stomach, on a bed.
01:36:14
Okay.
01:36:14
And there's a photo underneath that has a it looks like some type of dirt
01:36:17
bike situation going on where there's, I don't know.
01:36:24
Okay.
01:36:24
Bike seat.
01:36:27
The seat, the seat.
01:36:31
You know, I don't have the funny part.
01:36:34
Well, let him tell us.
01:36:35
The rollers,
01:36:36
the muddiest section of the track, man, it's like ruts all the way through.
01:36:40
I mean, this guy's lines come together and we hit it.
01:36:43
Then I'm, like, going over my bars and his his handlebars.
01:36:47
I knew something hit my ass, like, so hard.
01:36:52
It hurts so bad.
01:36:54
The handle grip right on the ground, like,
01:36:57
And my ass just hurts like, so bad.
01:37:01
I'm freaking out, and I have no idea.
01:37:04
Something's in your hand. Yes, yes.
01:37:07
And his hole. Yeah.
01:37:09
The guy's lever snapped off in my asshole.
01:37:12
The brake lever.
01:37:14
So. Oh, you got
01:37:17
the brake lever?
01:37:19
Nice.
01:37:23
You should get him to go through the, section on the track.
01:37:26
Stupid ticked.
01:37:27
All the way through. Yes.
01:37:29
I had no.
01:37:31
Wow. Yeah, it broke off in there.
01:37:36
Pretty remarkable that, like, I don't know,
01:37:38
he may have issues going forward, but he seems pretty calm about it.
01:37:41
It's connected to a metal cable.
01:37:43
I mean, you can't just snap one of those. It.
01:37:47
Yeah.
01:37:47
I don't know if it, like, also hit the glass I don't I had no idea
01:37:51
I don't know maybe it broke off and then went into his asshole
01:37:54
because if it snapped off in his asshole, you would think it would tear
01:37:58
a lot of tissue.
01:37:59
I, I think it tore a lot of tissue side by side to take me to the ambulance.
01:38:04
It, Yeah, I had to sit.
01:38:09
I have no idea.
01:38:10
Still, it just.
01:38:10
I just know my ass are so bad, so I,
01:38:15
he had no clue that it was in there.
01:38:17
Yeah, at this point, yeah.
01:38:17
So I got to the hospital, so I grabbed the whole Edwin drive,
01:38:22
I guess. The hospital? No.
01:38:24
And the ambulance.
01:38:25
What was that picture real quick before Brady?
01:38:27
What was that picture?
01:38:28
You're not bleeding too bad out of there or anything.
01:38:30
If you did get penetrated, you guys.
01:38:33
So I just received an image.
01:38:35
Oh, yeah, I'll show it.
01:38:36
You don't have to, I'll show you. Like what?
01:38:39
And she's like the left, the handle, the handlebar brake or whatever,
01:38:43
sending it to himself. Snap.
01:38:45
No, I sent it to the show.
01:38:47
Right.
01:38:47
I mean, the European part of the show.
01:38:50
Shit.
01:38:51
Yeah, I am the show.
01:38:53
I think it finally came out.
01:38:54
Whatever it was in his book, I don't, I just feel it just sticking.
01:38:57
Was that the image?
01:38:58
Like, it didn't sound like an image.
01:39:01
Is it a guy or a dude on the
01:39:05
was getting out there?
01:39:07
I like 88 options, apparently.
01:39:10
No. There are only two options, right?
01:39:12
And I'm not sure which one they are
01:39:14
because of all the craziness over the last.
01:39:16
I love trying to guess which gender someone is.
01:39:19
That is a fun game for me.
01:39:21
Well, which funny game is?
01:39:22
Guess what's in your butt? And that was the three.
01:39:25
Guess what's in your butts for the side where the sun don't go.
01:39:30
Try to relax.
01:39:31
Let's see. Whoa.
01:39:34
Maybe they just guess your gender next week.
01:39:37
I don't know, today it is on my 42nd guess.
01:39:43
I currently guess the,
01:39:45
the handle, the, the brake lever.
01:39:48
And I never did figure out the first one.
01:39:57
There we are.
01:39:57
Caught on Bandcamp.
01:39:58
Thank God we weren't kissing or, you know, no way.
01:40:04
That's cool.
01:40:05
Look at how unhappy all the fans are.
01:40:08
There's only one person smiling, and I sat there.
01:40:10
I assure you, my mouse is my mouth shut? No.
01:40:13
See, the two women right in the center below me.
01:40:16
Yeah. See?
01:40:18
You see that?
01:40:20
Thank you.
01:40:21
This is what the show is about. Nice catch.
01:40:23
They were talking about Christmas.
01:40:26
And, like, two women at a I just.
01:40:28
I wish I could have recorded some of it.
01:40:30
I think I did actually they were drinking and talking the entire time it was.
01:40:34
I, I know it's a sporting event, not a movie,
01:40:37
but it was so distracting that I know everything about their entire family
01:40:41
that just the two of them, but everything.
01:40:44
And I was not listening. But I could not help it.
01:40:46
You could tell the Lions game sucked. Look at how unhappy everybody is.
01:40:50
And it was bad.
01:40:52
The way that the first half ended with the,
01:40:56
the failure to call a timeout in time, and then they did call a timeout
01:41:01
just to let them get a 46 yard touchdown
01:41:04
pass to a running back was ridiculous.
01:41:07
Yeah. Those those runs were stupid.
01:41:10
Absolutely ridiculous.
01:41:12
That was so bad.
01:41:17
But you know, they had a good run last year.
01:41:20
And, this year I'm glad we're not getting any false hopes
01:41:24
because now it's all there's no no no no no no.
01:41:28
But if they win out, they make the playoffs. And
01:41:32
the Packers have to lose both their games.
01:41:35
Right.
01:41:36
And I feel like it's the way in France era this is this is the way
01:41:40
it used to be all the time.
01:41:42
Yeah.
01:41:42
We need Mars to align with Venus. We know right?
01:41:45
Yeah, yeah.
01:41:46
Six teams to lose seven games and the resources
01:41:50
has to fall on the wrong day, the wrong minute.
01:41:55
Yeah.
01:41:56
The wrong definite.
01:41:57
The wrong minute, the wrong definition. We.
01:42:00
Do you have any mash ups today? 80%.
01:42:06
Wait a second.
01:42:08
You're probably not okay. You're in there because I'm looking right now.
01:42:10
You said you said.
01:42:11
But I only see mash it up.
01:42:13
That's the only one.
01:42:15
I said secondary mash up earlier.
01:42:17
You said you played the wrong clip for real with Clint Brady
01:42:21
because you went back before I said matchup.
01:42:26
Nope. You're wrong. Look, what about this?
01:42:29
Where did this come from?
01:42:30
Roll the clip like it's my fault.
01:42:32
This is a roll the clip too. Why isn't it going?
01:42:35
This is
01:42:36
however, we now know because that's our ring.
01:42:39
Because our loving father does that bell rings to live with the ring bells.
01:42:43
I mean, it's I couldn't even say it wrong.
01:42:44
Like Jake Paul, according to the study.
01:42:46
And this says roll the clip. Is this from two years ago?
01:42:48
Oh, if it is, my shit's really fucked up.
01:42:51
Was Secretary of Health and Human Services.
01:42:53
Give me this noted.
01:42:56
Is that is that like from two shows ago?
01:42:58
You don't even know and I, I don't know that clip.
01:43:02
So I is taking over and it's fucking me over.
01:43:06
You know how proud of my updated I sent you?
01:43:10
What do you get on working for? You show me.
01:43:11
He already owns it. Come show me.
01:43:14
These are the clips that I, aggregated for the show.
01:43:18
It's got don't.
01:43:19
It's got R2d2, C-3po, it's just a.
01:43:25
What's it called?
01:43:27
It's called mash up.
01:43:29
Well, I guess the only one I see is Bing Crosby.
01:43:32
Are you sure it's a mash up?
01:43:35
Is it possible you said it's one over
01:43:38
there it is. Start from the bottom left.
01:43:39
Go up, go up over here. One. This one.
01:43:43
Yeah. Okay.
01:43:45
No, I don't have that one.
01:43:45
But, Bing Crosby's ready.
01:43:48
Did you have the one?
01:43:48
Oh, okay.
01:43:49
So did you do this story? Okay.
01:43:52
Did you, Brady said he had no mash up, so I sent this from.
01:43:58
It was recorded in 1947.
01:44:00
The only difference between my Christmas theme song
01:44:04
and the one that the drawer showed was his was recorded
01:44:08
like 1940 seven minutes ago,
01:44:13
and mine was actually recorded in 1947.
01:44:17
He also,
01:44:20
when
01:44:22
Michael Jackson's Thriller became the number one
01:44:25
selling single of all time, it place this
01:44:29
album might be the.
01:44:36
No. No,
01:44:38
I don't think this is going to mash up very well.
01:44:40
It sounds great.
01:44:43
Hey, you know, I love it.
01:44:45
Yeah.
01:44:45
Love you.
01:44:46
My favorite matter of time.
01:44:51
Yeah.
01:44:51
Sure, sure.
01:44:52
Perfect.
01:44:53
Brady Christmas.
01:44:57
Yeah.
01:44:58
They merry right on.
01:45:01
Oh, yeah.
01:45:05
I love sound really, really.
01:45:07
Oh, but it's.
01:45:13
This is so great.
01:45:14
Yeah. Great timing.
01:45:16
Lines are perfect.
01:45:18
But the one that they brought to up
01:45:21
house, my two favorite foreign pop artists
01:45:26
of all time. I can't follow them.
01:45:28
It doesn't even know what to do.
01:45:30
So I just think over top of each other.
01:45:32
Oh great.
01:45:34
I'm sure the other one, he said with R2d2 will be much better.
01:45:38
You know what
01:45:40
I'm I said with R2d2, it'd be much better
01:45:45
if this nine.
01:45:56
People,
01:45:59
am I the only one that's so satisfied?
01:46:01
And Christmas is over
01:46:04
there?
01:46:06
This is going to be my birthday.
01:46:11
Hey. Yeah,
01:46:14
I remember now.
01:46:15
We didn't do anything for your birthdays this year.
01:46:17
No, no, whatever those
01:46:19
want to.
01:46:21
Let's see your turn in a year.
01:46:23
That was way hard on me.
01:46:25
I said every year. That was way hard on me.
01:46:28
All on 40 was nothing.
01:46:30
40 was fun. Everybody.
01:46:31
They threw me a surprise party.
01:46:33
It was like I was an adult. It was cool.
01:46:36
41 was like, hello?
01:46:39
And then I got real like, oh fuck, I'm old now.
01:46:44
And then you turn 44 and then you turn 55, and I assume you turned 66.
01:46:50
I can't imagine.
01:46:53
But yeah, happy birthday.
01:46:55
Since we're not going to be on unless you want to have a special.
01:46:57
We have a special 2020 sixth.
01:47:01
No. How come I'm confused.
01:47:03
How can Christmas have been on our show last year and on a Thursday this year?
01:47:08
Did we hit some kind of a time warp? Doesn't.
01:47:11
Does the day usually go one difference as the year goes, except for late night?
01:47:15
Then it would only be one day, not for the third and more again,
01:47:20
I'm being totally serious.
01:47:21
Or or was it two years ago that we had Christmas?
01:47:23
I really don't know how the days work.
01:47:24
I, I remember we had a show on Christmas Day.
01:47:29
We did.
01:47:31
I swear we did because no, it turned it turned midnight.
01:47:34
And I had a fucking
01:47:36
disgusting.
01:47:37
Like it was like birthdays on New Year's or something.
01:47:39
Well, I hate to break draw, but hold on.
01:47:42
He just said he just proved it.
01:47:44
He just proved it because we all know that New Year's
01:47:47
and Christmas are exactly, exactly. Yes.
01:47:49
He said it exactly on the same day. Yeah. The same exact day.
01:47:52
Same day. So yeah. Yeah. Okay.
01:47:54
Not only do we have a Christmas show,
01:47:56
we had a New Year's show, but then so how come it's now Thursday?
01:48:00
It should be on a Tuesday or.
01:48:03
Oh they are.
01:48:04
It's always my whole life I remember being a day off.
01:48:07
Is this weird effect?
01:48:08
That's not how it works.
01:48:10
Are you sure?
01:48:11
Because I have a calendar right here.
01:48:12
We can I somebody I don't.
01:48:16
Even have broken calendars.
01:48:18
Wrong one once a year.
01:48:24
A Chinese kitten is is Wong even though.
01:48:28
Oh, it's a puppy.
01:48:30
It's a baby. Puppy, boy.
01:48:32
Remember the day before I got another mash up?
01:48:35
Do you do what you.
01:48:37
Please, please, please have another mash up.
01:48:40
Okay.
01:48:41
Pony club.
01:48:47
Look at that.
01:48:49
This happens every time you see that.
01:48:51
That's a nice circling black screen.
01:48:54
Then we'll come back to it.
01:48:56
It just doesn't work.
01:48:57
Sometimes you guys don't believe me when I say it doesn't work.
01:49:00
But check it out. It just happened.
01:49:03
We can go into, oh.
01:49:06
Wait. It's working over here.
01:49:08
I'm not working over here.
01:49:11
No, it's working on this screen, but it's not working on the screen.
01:49:14
Well, we can go into the, secondary monologue that I've proposed.
01:49:19
Okay. Oh, really? I believe
01:49:22
it'll play very special.
01:49:24
We have a celebrity monologue.
01:49:25
One number we do? Yeah, we can start with number one.
01:49:28
Yeah, I got it.
01:49:29
Yes. Special celebrity monologue.
01:49:32
I just made a number one.
01:49:34
Make it.
01:49:35
So number three, I need to make a number two.
01:49:38
Unfortunately, this has nothing to do with the topic, but,
01:49:41
you brought up religion, and that had nothing to do with the topic either.
01:49:45
So, this is addressing religion, and he shall be called Emmanuel.
01:49:51
We know we should start a we should start a segment
01:49:53
where we pinpoint the time every show that Gary believes everything on religion.
01:49:58
Hahahahaha.
01:49:59
Wrong on the on the way in.
01:50:02
I'm pretty sure you remember when you used to countdown
01:50:05
like to the first time I mentioned religion.
01:50:08
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what I'm talking about.
01:50:11
Oh I'm sorry. Yeah.
01:50:15
What's this?
01:50:19
It's flatulence.
01:50:20
Celebrity monologue featuring Bob Ross.
01:50:22
Can you not see it?
01:50:24
Yeah.
01:50:24
It's it's like three inches on my screen.
01:50:28
Please forget about your screen.
01:50:29
For the love of Jared Goff, do not interrupt or draw.
01:50:32
Make us watch it again.
01:50:34
What do we watch this again.
01:50:37
You could we'll just sweep a little curve a light right under here.
01:50:40
It gives it that comet tale feeling
01:50:42
like the whole idea is moving through the universe.
01:50:45
Kind of a tail.
01:50:45
Some people ask me if I believe in aliens or gods or any of that.
01:50:48
I tell them I haven't met one yet, either alien or God.
01:50:51
So I paint what I do, see physics and wonder and questions.
01:50:54
You know, Gary is smart because he does it question correctly.
01:50:57
He wants to question the Word of God,
01:50:59
but he doesn't want to question the word of atheists.
01:51:01
How can anyone have a perspective?
01:51:02
So one sided people
01:51:03
tend to think physics equals science, and so physics disproves the creator.
01:51:08
Physics are laws only higher powers create laws.
01:51:12
Government says aliens are interdimensional.
01:51:14
It sounds like a miracle to me.
01:51:15
Where does that fit in that great book of atheism?
01:51:17
Always question everything.
01:51:19
We're such a small segment of this universe from our tiny perspective.
01:51:22
We have no idea what's really going on here or who's, if anyone at the helm.
01:51:26
Atheism versus God ism.
01:51:30
Just like the universe where we sit in the middle of serve,
01:51:33
you really need to sit in the middle more often on the God topic.
01:51:35
Gary.
01:51:36
Find very enlightening mentally, emotionally and spiritually.
01:51:40
You would agree, Gary, that when there's an argument
01:51:42
between two people that the truth lies somewhere in the middle,
01:51:45
and just like a swirling toilet bowl of shitty diarrhea,
01:51:48
the middle is where it comes together.
01:51:50
Makes the most sense.
01:51:52
How can shitty diarrhea get it right?
01:51:53
You can't. Gary.
01:51:55
You must question atheism. Gary.
01:51:56
Questionnaire it.
01:51:59
Oh my God, is that what Muddy Waters is?
01:52:04
Question everything.
01:52:05
Gary,
01:52:06
I love you.
01:52:10
There are a few non-sequitur.
01:52:16
Let's say you
01:52:19
let's say
01:52:21
let's say
01:52:23
let's say.
01:52:31
Here's where you say what?
01:52:33
What do you mean, find?
01:52:34
I was there a non-sequitur?
01:52:37
Oh. Well, for heaven's sakes,
01:52:42
the Big Book of Atheist.
01:52:45
Okay, so.
01:52:49
I think your best angle at
01:52:51
this is to attack my,
01:52:55
materialism. So.
01:52:57
So I guess that's that's the angle you the approach.
01:53:02
You'd have to take the book.
01:53:04
I guess there's,
01:53:06
secular humanism has a charter.
01:53:09
It's in its third revision, and,
01:53:13
and that's like a book of moments later.
01:53:18
Anti-Racism.
01:53:21
See, the the premise wasn't for you to take a stance that is in the middle.
01:53:26
It's a draft, particularly, but, is just to open your mind
01:53:30
on the aspect that there could be,
01:53:34
a god.
01:53:35
Yeah. Why why he can I can say it real simply.
01:53:38
Why do you default to negative when there's.
01:53:40
Yeah, there's no proof.
01:53:42
There's just as much proof or nothing like it's a 5050.
01:53:45
And it is.
01:53:45
I'm not notably not I.
01:53:47
There may not be a God 50.
01:53:49
I'm not treating it as a 5050.
01:53:51
I'm just saying possibilities. No, I'm not putting a number on it.
01:53:53
It doesn't exist.
01:53:54
Brady, if you say that there's definitively no proof, that's not.
01:53:59
It's something.
01:54:00
Even if you've got to, I can just I can just as simply say
01:54:05
there's no proof.
01:54:06
There isn't.
01:54:08
It is 5050.
01:54:10
Oh, does that doesn't mean I believe or don't believe.
01:54:12
I'm just saying that atheism seems to have the definitive stance
01:54:16
when your whole position is unknowing,
01:54:20
and that you cannot put any sort of substance,
01:54:22
that the proof of any of the stuff that people claim.
01:54:26
Right. So what is your claim exactly?
01:54:28
You don't want to leave that.
01:54:29
And I know you can because I understand you're a hard atheist now.
01:54:33
I slam the door shut.
01:54:35
But yeah, just like your wife.
01:54:37
You're right, for this is here.
01:54:40
No one doesn't have that wall.
01:54:41
Every time you're a hard atheist.
01:54:44
My question is, how hard are you?
01:54:45
Amen.
01:54:48
Because you're a hard atheist, that means that you don't.
01:54:53
It's not that you're one of the people that don't care.
01:54:55
You're one of the people that staunchly believe there is nothing.
01:54:58
Right? Okay. That I listen to, I do.
01:55:01
I'm a big fan of the brain talk show, and a couple of weeks ago,
01:55:04
you said you were trying me. You didn't.
01:55:06
You didn't let me finish my point, though.
01:55:08
Oh, please go ahead.
01:55:11
What do you have?
01:55:13
That there isn't a God?
01:55:17
I don't care about any of your analogies or how you're going to compare.
01:55:20
Put a label somebody's beliefs of a position or an argument.
01:55:23
I'm asking you, Gary, specifically.
01:55:25
Yeah.
01:55:26
With your you you claim there is no God.
01:55:29
Yeah.
01:55:30
What proof do you have of that that you can supply me,
01:55:33
that I can go on and say definitively there is no God.
01:55:37
I'm just like, back off of jaws concept here.
01:55:39
What I believe.
01:55:41
Go ahead.
01:55:42
Sorry.
01:55:43
Logical inconsistency.
01:55:47
It can't exist.
01:55:49
Things that contradict themselves can't exist.
01:55:51
Can't how? Can't.
01:55:53
Oh, you're just so you're saying let logical fallacy.
01:55:57
I don't understand exactly. Yes, yes.
01:56:00
But that's not knowing.
01:56:02
That's not proof.
01:56:03
That's not proof.
01:56:05
And yeah, I'm going to do I'm going to do it atheist
01:56:07
do I can't say just because there isn't a hamburger
01:56:11
on the counter that hamburgers don't exist.
01:56:14
That's true.
01:56:16
That's kind of what you're saying
01:56:17
I want proof, I want proof, that was I'm tired of being an agnostic.
01:56:21
I want to be an atheist. Right?
01:56:24
Do you need me to?
01:56:26
You need it.
01:56:26
You're not the absence of proof.
01:56:29
Not that it's logically impossible.
01:56:32
Okay. Logically impossible.
01:56:34
You know, these these. It's not proof.
01:56:37
That is what I'm asking for you to prove, right?
01:56:42
Oh, okay, so.
01:56:43
But not accepting a logical impossibility
01:56:47
as nonexistence is denied.
01:56:50
No, no. You're jumping.
01:56:51
You're jumping again, and then you're insulting my comprehension of reality.
01:56:55
What I'm asking you.
01:56:57
Yeah, I'm intentional.
01:56:58
Really insulting your comprehension of reality.
01:57:02
I'm not asking you the level that you believe.
01:57:06
I'm asking you to prove that it's impossible.
01:57:08
There's no God. Whatever you say.
01:57:10
All right?
01:57:10
I'm just going to simply follow it up with proof
01:57:12
until I have something tangible,
01:57:14
instead of just your opinion or your impossibility level.
01:57:18
Because I don't believe that it's impossible unless you absolutely know.
01:57:20
And you can provide me proof and then I will agree with you.
01:57:22
But until you can provide me proof, I'm sorry.
01:57:25
Even though I want to, I cannot agree with you
01:57:27
that there is not possibly no no way in hell a God.
01:57:33
But I want to.
01:57:34
But you have not supplied me with proof, except that it's impossible.
01:57:38
Which isn't really proof, is it?
01:57:40
Is. Yes.
01:57:41
If something is impossible, it doesn't exist. So
01:57:45
that's correct. That's a correct statement.
01:57:47
But that's not the proof that I'm asking for you.
01:57:50
Right? I know what you're asking for.
01:57:53
Can't be possible to prove your.
01:57:55
That's what you're saying now, I'm sorry that you just finally repeated
01:57:59
what George said.
01:58:00
Now continue.
01:58:02
Every definition I've ever heard
01:58:06
is inconsistent with reality
01:58:09
meets you with atheism,
01:58:12
because everything that you can apply also applies.
01:58:16
Which when you say it's 5050, I guess I disagree because
01:58:21
until we know Schrodinger's cat, there we go.
01:58:23
It's Schrodinger's cat. 5050. Right?
01:58:25
You I was about to say you can you can look at it that way until you start
01:58:29
measuring stuff is what I was about to say before you just said that,
01:58:32
which is a fucking even a deeper example of, you know what I even mean?
01:58:35
Like a
01:58:36
and we can't measure it.
01:58:39
We can't until we die.
01:58:43
Or. No, you know, whatever.
01:58:44
Or maybe we can.
01:58:45
So the funny thing is, though, is I think we're at a level of religion
01:58:48
and not acceptance of atheism, that the world is hit with religion
01:58:53
because I always say that people want comfort.
01:58:55
You know, you tell my mom there's no God.
01:58:57
I think Gary is really concerned that there may be a God,
01:59:00
and he has to request in his entire paradigm,
01:59:05
no, no, I do not.
01:59:06
You're very comfortable.
01:59:07
You're very comfortable right now.
01:59:10
I am very comfortable right now.
01:59:13
But it was well, it's a little bit warmer out, so.
01:59:16
Yeah.
01:59:17
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
01:59:18
It's above freezing, so I'm good.
01:59:20
Yeah.
01:59:23
You and the society,
01:59:24
you are not allowed to question, the existence of God.
01:59:31
Yes you are.
01:59:32
It's an amendment and episodes in a row.
01:59:35
Have you been?
01:59:36
It's the First Amendment, and we.
01:59:37
Yeah, we do it every week.
01:59:40
So how am I to believe that you can provide proof
01:59:43
for anything substantial or qualified to do anything?
01:59:45
If you can't, you do not criticize someone's religion.
01:59:48
You're not.
01:59:49
That's like two and a half years.
01:59:50
You are proof you're not.
01:59:53
How do you do it?
01:59:54
So repulsive to say there's no God?
01:59:57
People recoil.
01:59:59
You talking about.
01:59:59
Yeah, but I today, tonight, this day, I reached a new level.
02:00:02
I'm repulsed by the ego of atheism.
02:00:07
A larger and larger percentage of people.
02:00:10
It's just facing reality as it exists.
02:00:13
It might be. It'll be just right.
02:00:15
Oh, reality as it exists. It very well might be.
02:00:18
It very well. So
02:00:20
recently I have no clips, but
02:00:21
recently, was this guy, Michael p masters?
02:00:26
Oh, yeah.
02:00:26
Masters of D
02:00:28
PhD professor of biological anthropology at Montana
02:00:33
Montana Technical Institute.
02:00:35
I'm the kid.
02:00:37
He's here and the author of several books exploring the hypothesis
02:00:40
that alien visitors may be human to human time travelers from the future.
02:00:44
Yeah, season titles, blah blah, blah.
02:00:46
So he says that, like, there's points to specific future dates
02:00:49
where they're from, and he is saying that that's why they are harvesting,
02:00:53
you know, potential, you know, semen and stuff.
02:00:56
There's always like,
02:00:58
women birth stories and men, you know,
02:01:00
taking semen like samples and blah, blah, blah.
02:01:03
But he was saying that there is there is
02:01:06
a, that what he believes is that there is a,
02:01:11
the, the time scale of the universe, however, for whatever
02:01:14
reason is laid out as it is, and you can go and access future.
02:01:19
Everything's just how it's supposed to be and have been.
02:01:22
It's already laid out.
02:01:23
So you can go forward and backwards.
02:01:26
And Rogan was like, well, doesn't that like the hypothesis of it interfering?
02:01:31
Whatever.
02:01:35
Why can't I be productive?
02:01:37
Yeah, paradox and shit.
02:01:38
And he said, well, no, because that's part of the time
02:01:41
frame scale of like, that's you were supposed to have gone back,
02:01:44
so everything was already supposed to have been done.
02:01:48
So looking at someone who has a PhD
02:01:52
and teaches and writes books and his philosophy is, is that
02:01:57
and we even if that's like, that's pretty profound, right?
02:02:00
That's pretty crazy. Like you would think, oh, that guy's insane.
02:02:03
And it's like, no, he's actually very educated and has done much,
02:02:05
much research on the fact. Right.
02:02:07
And there's people who agree with him.
02:02:09
Yeah.
02:02:10
In certain, not maybe the whole thing, but I'm sure there's a lot of people
02:02:13
that do.
02:02:13
But, that doesn't just where does that say, you know, that
02:02:17
that proves that we are the that there's something weird going on here. No.
02:02:21
Maybe there's there's something going on or, you don't understand on this
02:02:26
very show that time travel bugs flying around and shit in the year
02:02:31
2026, early rocks just flying around, bumping into each other,
02:02:35
and then all of a sudden, humans, just by life, just sprouted because of bacteria.
02:02:39
And it's like, horseshit. Go fuck yourself.
02:02:42
I actually
02:02:45
agree when it comes to like, how smart we got, there's no reason.
02:02:48
There's no survival reason for us to be able to do calculus.
02:02:53
But, I did read an interesting bottleneck,
02:02:57
discovery that the reason we're 99.9%
02:03:02
the same, the modern human, and we have in the last
02:03:07
50 to 70,000 years have stopped evolution.
02:03:11
It's not just because we all survive, we just all make it because
02:03:16
modern science, we just like there's no selection process anymore.
02:03:21
It's because the the diversity is not there.
02:03:24
There is a much smaller
02:03:27
population of chimpanzees in Africa.
02:03:31
However, there's they've got more, you see,
02:03:35
there is more genetics
02:03:37
in the chimpanzee population than there is.
02:03:40
I don't think you should say chimpanzees in Africa.
02:03:42
They prefer to be called African Americans.
02:03:45
I don't know if you can say the t word on YouTube.
02:03:49
I don't know.
02:03:52
I think we can
02:03:53
we can go to Rommel. Continue.
02:03:55
It's Christmas.
02:03:56
So, I mean, we're missing
02:03:59
the the we've snuck through a bottleneck where our population
02:04:04
was in the thousands, quite possibly hundreds.
02:04:08
And and they
02:04:11
we lost a lot of the, the genetic diversity that we used to get.
02:04:15
Okay.
02:04:16
I've got a buddy from way back.
02:04:19
I don't, I do, and he had a joy story, a down syndrome play.
02:04:27
The thing.
02:04:29
Down syndrome play that.
02:04:36
I buddy,
02:04:36
I assume everyone has down syndrome.
02:04:40
He does have a retarded kid.
02:04:42
And, and it's it's heartbreaking because,
02:04:47
you're setting expectations changes dramatically
02:04:52
now that this person needs a caretaker the rest of their life.
02:04:57
Hey, there.
02:04:57
Just wanted to give you a quick update on what's been going on around here.
02:05:03
And,
02:05:06
we grew up in the same church and,
02:05:10
in the church.
02:05:11
Yeah. Right.
02:05:14
And he posted,
02:05:18
what he thought was a clever phrase.
02:05:20
God doesn't count chromosomes.
02:05:23
And, and I'm thinking, well, maybe he should.
02:05:27
It's important.
02:05:28
Yeah. 99.
02:05:29
Like, you get that number wrong and and things go wrong.
02:05:35
So, I was mortified by that.
02:05:38
Just like a human
02:05:41
philosophy of something that, again, no one understands.
02:05:44
No. No one on earth understands.
02:05:50
Okay.
02:05:50
Yeah.
02:05:51
I mean, oh, I'm right here.
02:05:53
I understand completely.
02:05:55
That was weird. No, you're
02:05:57
whatever you do.
02:05:58
You guys continue giggling.
02:06:04
I kind of I think it's in the water.
02:06:07
Oh it's not
02:06:09
I tried to be nice shaving so
02:06:16
this is better than the last one.
02:06:18
I'll make you go
02:06:21
I think I think George
02:06:24
he's diehard a Christmas movie.
02:06:27
Yes. It's coming for Christmas.
02:06:29
It's The Sound of Music, a Christmas movie.
02:06:32
I can't, not it.
02:06:35
I've never seen The Sound of Music.
02:06:36
I'm not
02:06:38
reaching for my last one.
02:06:41
I'm sorry to do that.
02:06:42
In the middle of a famous.
02:06:45
Snow wheel drive Mount Rushmore.
02:06:48
Because they are not ranked one through four.
02:06:50
It is just, oh, there's a four.
02:06:53
There's just, four.
02:06:55
I don't, okay.
02:06:56
Oh, how about popular,
02:07:00
gifts that are bad, like,
02:07:03
that rock hula-hoop, pet rock.
02:07:08
Oh, I already said that.
02:07:09
Cabbage Patch Kids, pop rock.
02:07:16
I didn't have a pet rock, but I had a rock concert.
02:07:19
Chia pet.
02:07:20
It was a whole bunch of rocks.
02:07:21
And I was the drummer was very cool.
02:07:24
Oh, Chia pet, I've tried Chia Pets.
02:07:27
It's never worked.
02:07:28
They don't work.
02:07:30
When I tried it, it didn't.
02:07:32
My wife has done Chia Pets.
02:07:34
Oh, pretty sure we had.
02:07:35
I'm pretty sure she has the Bob Ross Chia Pet.
02:07:37
Your wife beat me at fantasy football.
02:07:41
Well, better than you beating my wife.
02:07:44
Oh yeah. Is it, is it all right?
02:07:46
I wasn't
02:07:48
I try to pay attention and root for her and everything,
02:07:49
but once you get eliminated from fantasy football,
02:07:51
it's kind of hard to root for fantasy football, right?
02:07:54
Yeah. I, I don't care anymore either.
02:07:57
It's over.
02:07:57
It's totally over. You can't win tonight or anything.
02:08:00
No, no. It was.
02:08:01
No, I needed
02:08:03
I needed someone to get it -40 someone points
02:08:08
and like, I need it.
02:08:10
Yeah, I needed her running back to run backwards.
02:08:14
Do you know what that means for you?
02:08:17
But I looked at.
02:08:22
That what that means?
02:08:24
That's the NFL draft zone.
02:08:25
Do you know what it means for you to draw
02:08:29
nerd?
02:08:30
Not exactly.
02:08:31
It depends on if you nerd out over it.
02:08:34
I do nerd out over.
02:08:35
I obsess over it and it becomes your life and you feel like I'm meaningful to you.
02:08:39
I'm so now I'm over taking stats class.
02:08:42
I'm going to take it with him.
02:08:43
I hope he doesn't know that yet, but oh, so is that a Canadian flag?
02:08:48
I'm a little.
02:08:50
That's called auditing, in case you wonder.
02:08:52
You could call it, you know, that is state school.
02:08:55
Most state schools you can audit any class.
02:08:58
You're such a dude.
02:09:00
No. That's amazing.
02:09:01
That means you get to go participate, do all the work, learn everything.
02:09:05
You don't get college credit and you don't pay any money. Oh,
02:09:10
but you gain the knowledge.
02:09:11
You gain the knowledge for free.
02:09:12
You can go through law school that way and then pass the Bayesian mathematics.
02:09:19
Now, there's was, I was a preacher.
02:09:22
He was a priest, but he was trying to calculate
02:09:25
the odds of there being a
02:09:29
a, higher power
02:09:33
and based on little to no information.
02:09:36
And so he came up with basically no information.
02:09:41
That's two different things.
02:09:43
So Bayesian probability
02:09:45
could
02:09:45
also help us determine, like the Drake equation, what the,
02:09:50
what the, the possibility of having extraterrestrial life is now the prior
02:09:55
and extraterrestrial life is way higher than that of a god, let's call it.
02:10:01
Then, you know, the prior of the what of higher and due to do.
02:10:04
We'll have to play that back. Okay.
02:10:06
Now I'll just you can make a, analog
02:10:10
song based on that as the course I will.
02:10:13
What does brother say?
02:10:17
He says Edward Scissorhands.
02:10:20
That's a curse.
02:10:20
No, wait, I pluralized scissors.
02:10:23
Yeah, he says Scissorhands.
02:10:24
Actually, Edward Scissorhands is also
02:10:28
a, it's, you know, is it an atheist of me?
02:10:31
If I say Christmas and replace your ex with Christ,
02:10:36
it is an atheist.
02:10:37
I see that you've already xed out. Christ.
02:10:40
Well, yeah, I don't know.
02:10:42
I call it Christmas, and I get offended if people say,
02:10:45
Happy Holidays because, you know, it's Christmas.
02:10:48
I love Christmas, I'm going to.
02:10:49
Yeah, but there's other holidays too. I'm going to share.
02:10:52
Happy New Year next week when I went to private school,
02:10:56
anyone when I went to private school, I sort of
02:10:59
you want to
02:10:59
you want to celebrate
02:11:00
Big Jesus birthday atheist, but you don't want to celebrate other holidays?
02:11:04
I don't get it.
02:11:05
Why don't you celebrate them all then?
02:11:06
In solidarity, you celebrate them all.
02:11:09
Now you don't.
02:11:11
So now I say, yeah, boxing day
02:11:13
on your birthday we went around and put peace in front of the ax.
02:11:17
We put the P, which is Christ or no, wait.
02:11:20
That's drugs.
02:11:21
Wait. That was.
02:11:22
Never mind suck a different story.
02:11:34
I guess it was.
02:11:34
Yeah, I guess it was a Christmas movie.
02:11:37
You know?
02:11:41
I've never seen this movie.
02:11:43
It's a movie
02:11:45
either,
02:11:47
but it's always played.
02:11:48
It's always crowded.
02:11:51
It's pronounced either or.
02:11:52
Either. Either, either or neither.
02:11:57
Either is acceptable,
02:11:59
but either way, it's either
02:12:03
I disagree.
02:12:06
You got it.
02:12:08
I haven't been proven wrong once in my life.
02:12:14
Did you not hear Bob Ross draw?
02:12:16
Heard me say the F-word.
02:12:19
Did you not hear Bob Ross?
02:12:21
Yeah, I did hear Bob Ross.
02:12:23
I also heard you say that you heard me say the F word.
02:12:27
You're not even the only person to claim that.
02:12:30
But man, you're in a a vast minority.
02:12:33
If we get like 12 people to claim that, you could get accused
02:12:37
of actually saying that word because that's how.
02:12:39
Yeah, well, these charges work for these. So here we go.
02:12:42
Shit. Piss. Fuck, motherfucker.
02:12:44
It seems is way more likely that a word that's
02:12:48
not in my vocabulary that I don't use ever
02:12:51
was never uttered by me, because I don't see it.
02:12:55
I don't know if you just heard that audio clip.
02:12:57
Barely played.
02:12:59
Dan Ryan says Christmas because I'm going to replace the X
02:13:03
that you've crossed out Christ with Christ.
02:13:05
I'm going to I'm going to return Christ.
02:13:08
Keep doing it. Christ.
02:13:09
It was the worst.
02:13:12
I love it, I love it, I love, giving and receiving gifts.
02:13:18
Yeah.
02:13:19
You just, I
02:13:22
oh, I'm, I'm sorry.
02:13:24
I'm a good man. Give an oral sex to my son.
02:13:28
Jesus side where the sun don't go.
02:13:32
Now. What he needs is he received
02:13:34
oral sex from his son.
02:13:37
We've already seen.
02:13:39
That's great. I don't even have to correct it anymore.
02:13:40
I am so impressed. I've never been happier.
02:13:43
It's. This is a retread.
02:13:44
Except for that one day that it actually happened.
02:13:47
It's like.
02:13:48
I think, honestly, you could maybe say that.
02:13:50
What do you say this time?
02:13:51
Is the youngest gay ever, brother?
02:13:54
I'd say you all in the womb. Don't bother. Show.
02:13:56
Come here.
02:13:58
I wonder if I could get in trouble for that.
02:14:00
I think I'd feel awesome
02:14:02
if I was in the middle of a Norman Rockwell type of Christmas village.
02:14:06
All the trimmings.
02:14:07
I love that Norman Rockwell. Yes.
02:14:13
Are you tripping balls?
02:14:15
Yeah.
02:14:15
That helps.
02:14:17
That definitely helps.
02:14:19
I'll never forget the first Christmas introduced.
02:14:22
I mean, I most everything would go brothers like Gary.
02:14:25
I learned last night. Astronaut.
02:14:27
You can do it here.
02:14:29
But a friend that shall remain nameless.
02:14:31
And I came in from outside of the snow on Christmas Day.
02:14:34
And there's a photograph.
02:14:36
It was documented
02:14:39
and put on my mom's collage for years of me
02:14:42
and my friend wasted
02:14:45
just absolutely and way too young to be wasted.
02:14:50
But that situation,
02:14:52
that picture would just give me so many good memories.
02:14:54
I know which friend that was and now she probably knows to.
02:14:58
I'll bet you you don't know.
02:14:59
Maybe you do.
02:15:01
The Christmas event that they have at Greenfield Village is actually extremely
02:15:05
nice and nostalgic, like, yeah, it's like a cultural Christmas event.
02:15:10
Yeah, I love me some Greenfield.
02:15:12
I love cultural Christmas.
02:15:14
Yeah.
02:15:14
Greenfield village was a good place to go.
02:15:16
They got super expensive though.
02:15:18
And then I mean became a long walk for some reason.
02:15:22
Yeah. It's good.
02:15:22
You get a couple of beers, walk around.
02:15:25
Kind of unrelated, but there's.
02:15:27
There's a new illusion museum in Detroit now, but it's real hard to find.
02:15:34
Pop. No,
02:15:36
but it'll give me work.
02:15:38
Don't get it.
02:15:40
Will it? No.
02:15:42
Yeah, it will.
02:15:46
Japanese boys, let's go to Rumble.
02:15:49
Well.
02:15:51
Oh, Japanese
02:15:53
eater on that got glassed.
02:15:55
You know, Uber,
02:15:59
the angel vagina, I what, you got a deer flag?
02:16:03
Cosmos? Oh, we have a calico.
02:16:05
Oh, she must have pulled it up.
02:16:08
And you're all done any time.
02:16:09
I didn't know it shot. Oh, sorry.
02:16:13
This has a bunch of, guys.
02:16:16
English. Closed caption. That's really kind of ruined.
02:16:19
Okay, here.
02:16:20
This will make sense, though.
02:16:21
Get Gary, get it. The road.
02:16:24
Or that instead of saying diarrhea, we say our stomach broke.
02:16:29
This is our gentle way.
02:16:30
We're talking about something embarrassing.
02:16:32
It doesn't actually mean our stomach is broken.
02:16:34
Jerry, if you find it useful, we eat,
02:16:38
so in case you didn't catch that,
02:16:40
the way you say diarrhea in Japan is getting,
02:16:48
All right.
02:16:49
Yeah. Cool.
02:16:52
Is it?
02:16:53
Yeah.
02:16:55
The hat
02:16:57
for your hat.
02:16:58
You look just like Will Ferrell.
02:17:02
I mean, that's not just an elf hat.
02:17:04
That is. That is the elf hat.
02:17:06
It is the outfit I always put on the whole regalia.
02:17:10
But I did that last year, so I kind fledge
02:17:13
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02:17:24
Do you guys like my ideas for the topics for January?
02:17:29
No. Okay,
02:17:31
well, I can come up with something different.
02:17:34
What was this one?
02:17:35
How do you can manual?
02:17:37
I suggest I was thinking, yeah, next week, obviously we like to go back forth.
02:17:42
So, auto, auto or automatic?
02:17:46
Oh. Oh, I like that.
02:17:51
Plus, I like taking a draw suggestion every once in a while.
02:17:54
We don't get a lot of good ones.
02:17:57
His draws retarded.
02:18:01
Help me.
02:18:01
We all got help a little bit on me.
02:18:04
No, I I've had a touch of mental retardation.
02:18:07
I hit the the source a little earlier that we are retarded.
02:18:13
Yeah.
02:18:13
Low IQ, I guess you could say.
02:18:15
No. I usually sleep right up to my my show time.
02:18:19
I guess you could say.
02:18:20
Which is the 915 I woke up at nine and shut off my alarm
02:18:25
during if Faith was this guy.
02:18:27
Oh, okay. What else?
02:18:30
Oh, yeah. No, I like this.
02:18:32
This is good.
02:18:33
This is after the show.
02:18:35
Yeah.
02:18:36
No, I wish I wish I could get there, I can't.
02:18:39
And Stephen, by the way, is a faithful Catholic and I.
02:18:43
But I've never been a belief guy.
02:18:45
I've always been this guy.
02:18:47
But if he's all powerful and why children die
02:18:50
like I'm that guy, it's very fucking annoying.
02:18:53
I'm not against religion. Religion has.
02:18:55
But that's just because you're teeny.
02:18:56
Human brain doesn't understand.
02:18:58
In a world tournament.
02:19:00
Okay, religion mostly, but not the
02:19:03
if if it's true important thing.
02:19:06
I just I'm not a believer.
02:19:08
Like I think that's my biggest problem is it's like I know
02:19:11
that there's probably a gap between like, you know, we are here
02:19:17
by divine intervention or we're just like, we got some dog house pop up.
02:19:21
Like, I know that.
02:19:22
I'm sure there's probably a middle ground there, I wish I could it.
02:19:25
Did you always have it? Did you come to it?
02:19:27
Is it some little Ali never came.
02:19:30
I've always been Jewish. No, no, no, that
02:19:34
sure.
02:19:35
No, I, I, I got red under the belief
02:19:39
I do I genuinely believe and the answer is yes.
02:19:42
That's all I wish I could get.
02:19:44
Because every time I'm like, you know what it is for me?
02:19:46
I think it's he. He almost said it.
02:19:47
He wished he could get there and believe because it's comforting
02:19:51
spirit in the universe and it doesn't make it right.
02:19:53
It's more like, and he was 33 years old and a carpenter, and I'm like, all right.
02:19:59
You know, it's like the Jewish religion.
02:20:01
It's a faith based thing.
02:20:03
And like, and God said, kill your son.
02:20:05
And then he came out.
02:20:07
And that's why we cut off the top of your dick.
02:20:09
Like, it's like it's he is a comedian.
02:20:11
I'm just like, that was quite, God doesn't make mistakes.
02:20:14
And I'm like, have you seen a scrotum?
02:20:16
Like, there's no way that it hold on
02:20:19
your whole Old Testament like so perfect.
02:20:22
And cut and dry is a mistake.
02:20:25
There's all kinds of reasons for the stories.
02:20:27
Some of them are made up.
02:20:28
Some of them are based on truth.
02:20:31
Some have been skewed.
02:20:32
Some of them are just like a nice there's all kinds of
02:20:36
yeah, we have no idea or context of because we had no idea what was going on.
02:20:40
It's like, you know, being a little kid and your parents are fighting
02:20:44
and you have no idea why they're fighting, but you know, you're fighting and
02:20:47
but you never figure it out and you will grow up and you just you
02:20:50
go, oh, my parents fought.
02:20:51
And you think that you have any idea of what's going on behind the scenes
02:20:54
when you don't like it's you're just seeing the surface
02:20:57
and you just taking that into account and thinking that, you know
02:21:00
what the fuck you're talking about when it's why you stopped fables
02:21:04
and you could say, I'm doing the same thing,
02:21:06
but I'm not, because I leave that box open.
02:21:07
That box stays open, and I don't know where it ends because I have no idea.
02:21:12
Well, I mean, you can't tell me.
02:21:13
You can't tell me that it doesn't.
02:21:15
But now tell me where it's up.
02:21:17
Show me where it stops, and then I'll go. Okay, that's.
02:21:19
I believe that's what I believe.
02:21:21
No, you close that box, man. No.
02:21:24
Yes, yes.
02:21:27
Fuck that box.
02:21:29
You don't have to leave it open.
02:21:30
And stupid.
02:21:31
And the eyeball like the eyeball.
02:21:34
You think like.
02:21:34
Oh, shit, that's amazing.
02:21:36
But the scrotum and it's the same.
02:21:39
You had to get to the scrotum.
02:21:40
What you would do here is like, here's what we're going to do.
02:21:42
We're going to take all the nerve endings,
02:21:45
and we're going to tie them up in like a ball.
02:21:46
You're like, oh, that doesn't sound very smart,
02:21:48
but okay, what are we going to do with the ball?
02:21:50
We're going to put it in like a pouch.
02:21:51
You're like, oh, like a nice pouch. Like you do.
02:21:53
Like with this.
02:21:55
Like the nice the velvet pouch.
02:21:56
You're like, no, not a nice pouch.
02:21:58
Like a pouch with, like, hair and weird shit on it.
02:22:01
And then you're like,
02:22:02
well, all right, well, then we're going to put it in our stomach.
02:22:05
I don't believe it was the declaration.
02:22:07
We're going to just.
02:22:08
And on the eighth day, I created the scrotum
02:22:10
so that any asshole can walk by and go, you know, so that's.
02:22:16
You know what I'm saying?
02:22:17
I think he designed the rules
02:22:20
and everything just went in motion.
02:22:22
I don't. Oh, okay.
02:22:25
So, like a dummy urge or like a first mover,
02:22:28
I don't want to put a stereotypical name on a title.
02:22:31
I'm just just just what I said. No addition,
02:22:34
no connecting to somebody else who thought something similar.
02:22:37
That's a trap.
02:22:38
I'm not playing that game
02:22:40
to try.
02:22:42
So that way, because no matter what I say, even if it's logical,
02:22:45
even if it's truthful,
02:22:46
you can steer it into your anti argument to then immediately argue against it.
02:22:51
Well, I need to that I'm on to that you.
02:22:54
But you're you're talking more about Thomas Paine's got.
02:22:58
Nope I'm talking about my god motherfucker.
02:23:00
If there is so much I'm not even sure there is.
02:23:03
What if. There there you go.
02:23:05
What about that?
02:23:06
What if we really are truly in our own little fucking.
02:23:10
Oh! Oh, God. Each for each of us.
02:23:14
Maybe.
02:23:15
But no, because you're assuming that there's time, you know.
02:23:19
And if if in his realm, it's the same God for all of us, but it's different.
02:23:23
I don't know, I'm just making a bullshit because that's what religions do.
02:23:27
Yeah, it it it could be just as much the truth as any of theirs.
02:23:30
And yours. Right?
02:23:33
Because yours is a religion, I'm convinced,
02:23:35
because you could not prove to me today that there is no God.
02:23:39
You just simply stated that it's impossible.
02:23:42
And you said that because it's impossible.
02:23:44
Therefore you basically said it is not.
02:23:46
Therefore it is instead of you know, it is.
02:23:49
Therefore I am right. You're saying.
02:23:52
You're saying it can't be, therefore it isn't.
02:23:56
But that's not proof.
02:23:57
Still, that's it may be a bold statement.
02:23:59
It may be factual, it may be the absolute honest truth with a capital T,
02:24:03
but it's still by your own standards, by your own
02:24:06
criteria, is not enough proof to be truth.
02:24:11
So therefore you believe that which is.
02:24:15
And I know I've been told that belief is different
02:24:18
than religion, because it has to be a group of people that do it.
02:24:21
They have to be labeled, they have to meet, they have to preach,
02:24:25
which is check, check, check, check.
02:24:30
Atheism is a religion.
02:24:33
Whether you like to step in here, please change my mind, I need help.
02:24:38
You're just going to simply replace the God with the absence of God
02:24:41
and say the same shit.
02:24:47
With a good symmetry breaker.
02:24:51
Scrotum.
02:24:53
Oh, yeah.
02:24:54
I think it was, let's, Peter Griffin, son's name.
02:24:59
Go on. It.
02:25:01
Chris. Chris. Chris.
02:25:04
Yeah, yeah.
02:25:04
The other brother, Chris Griffin, said I think my scrotum was,
02:25:11
put together.
02:25:12
His voice is done by, Seth Green.
02:25:16
I want to say. Yeah. Yeah.
02:25:18
So, he said like a friggin science monster.
02:25:22
He's.
02:25:22
It looks like there's a seam down the middle of his scrotum,
02:25:25
like it was put together from two halves.
02:25:27
So the seam down your scrotum.
02:25:29
Can we please talk about that?
02:25:32
What you see underneath the down the middle.
02:25:35
Click on the hair.
02:25:37
This will help run the ring.
02:25:38
Ring around the rosy.
02:25:40
It'll definitely help the force when you're say
02:25:43
you got me lost about the ring because I wouldn't call it a ring.
02:25:46
Do we need to go seam analyze that.
02:25:48
You said you said seam. He said ring.
02:25:51
Oh I'm. I'm saying yeah, we were.
02:25:54
You were on the road a seam as a seam.
02:25:55
Whether it's a ring or a straight line or a square.
02:25:58
It's a fucking seam, bro.
02:25:59
Wait. Don't look little lonely, lonely, lonely lonely lonely.
02:26:01
Is that why they call it semen?
02:26:04
No, because we have a seam, man.
02:26:08
No, I'm just telling you it wasn't right what he did to you.
02:26:11
To man. You know, either
02:26:14
it wasn't right.
02:26:15
That's what really meant to say.
02:26:16
It wasn't right.
02:26:18
I know why, man.
02:26:20
I know why our scrotum has a seam.
02:26:23
I haven't thought about that since I was, like, four years old.
02:26:25
I don't know nothing about it, man.
02:26:28
You're thinking just four year old scrotum, though.
02:26:30
My own. So it's okay.
02:26:33
It is it, though.
02:26:34
Still technically, isn't it?
02:26:36
Kids are getting busted these days with child porn
02:26:38
when that's their own porn and they're underage.
02:26:40
They're the child.
02:26:41
No, that actually reminds me so.
02:26:43
Yeah, yeah, I mentioned the, when they send.
02:26:47
Yeah.
02:26:48
The the lawnmower comparison
02:26:51
really hooked up Barbie lawnmower
02:26:54
and he ended up with, it's,
02:27:00
like a little girl's swimsuit model
02:27:04
and it's like, is advertising for children's swimsuits.
02:27:08
That's fine.
02:27:10
If that is listed as adult content,
02:27:14
that is not fine.
02:27:16
That is not right.
02:27:20
Yeah.
02:27:20
Should we not talk about it? It's Christmas.
02:27:22
We should talk about happier stuff.
02:27:24
Oh, God.
02:27:28
No, I'm going to I'm going to go into this. So.
02:27:31
Okay.
02:27:31
This was the, fan cam. They call it that.
02:27:35
We got Connor.
02:27:36
Oh, yeah. We have an update.
02:27:39
Do you remember,
02:27:41
this where we go?
02:27:43
Lost it.
02:27:45
I lost my head.
02:27:48
Is this look right?
02:27:53
It looks great.
02:27:54
Okay, you got
02:27:56
Voltron with her?
02:27:57
I was going breaking her silence.
02:28:00
It was the kiss cam moment seen around the world.
02:28:03
Oh, look at these two.
02:28:05
CEO Andy Byron and the head of his company's H.R.
02:28:08
department, Kristen Cavett.
02:28:09
We're caught cuddled up on camera at a cold outside Boston in July.
02:28:14
I'm having an affair with this version.
02:28:18
I love you.
02:28:18
The other sparking parodies, memes and where do you get a lower what's next?
02:28:23
Intense scrutiny.
02:28:25
Now Cabot is breaking her silence, detailing
02:28:27
to The New York Times how the Mafia upended her life.
02:28:31
This is the one that was caught on camera right there, the house announcer said.
02:28:35
Adultery.
02:28:36
But wait, there's
02:28:37
there is a tidbit of news that really struck me as, whoa, she says.
02:28:41
I made a bad decision and had a couple of high noons and danced
02:28:45
and acted inappropriately with my boss.
02:28:47
And it's not nothing.
02:28:48
And I took accountability and gave up my career for that.
02:28:52
That's the price I chose to pay.
02:28:54
In a bizarre twist, Cabot reveals her husband, from whom
02:28:57
she was separated, was also at that concert.
02:29:02
Whoa.
02:29:03
What?
02:29:05
Dude, please tell me.
02:29:06
Because you do have a loved one, right?
02:29:07
A significant other, if you will.
02:29:09
Whatever you call her.
02:29:10
Or don't call her.
02:29:13
How would you feel if you saw her cuddling
02:29:16
with another man at the same event you were at?
02:29:21
Oh, that'd be it.
02:29:22
Don't. Now, suddenly I feel I'm like, you know what the.
02:29:24
I kind of. It's over.
02:29:27
I'm pretty sure that I can completely see compassion with everybody
02:29:31
who has ever.
02:29:37
And her blood and guts were gushing out.
02:29:39
There's no coming back from that
02:29:42
dude.
02:29:43
But no, but no, she says there's no inappropriate behavior.
02:29:46
It was just an unfortunate event
02:29:48
that they happen to be, you know, having a little bit of fun that night.
02:29:52
She says she was embarrassed and horrified,
02:29:55
immediately worried about how the clip would affect him as the backlash grew.
02:29:59
That is the correct.
02:30:00
That is the correct feeling in response.
02:30:03
Oh shit, my husband's going to be
02:30:06
fill in the blank.
02:30:07
I mean, I don't know the relationship.
02:30:08
Pissed, crying,
02:30:11
furious.
02:30:12
Both worked for the tech startup astronomer, resigned from their jobs.
02:30:16
She says she was ridiculed when she went out in public
02:30:19
and received numerous death threats.
02:30:21
How about, well, death threats?
02:30:23
Now, of course, the show never condones death threats.
02:30:25
Nobody is worth dying over.
02:30:27
But how about paying a big red A on her head or a big W?
02:30:31
Scarlet letter telling the times
02:30:35
that I was going to do the internet kind of brought that shit back.
02:30:38
Public shaming.
02:30:40
Oh, yeah, it did.
02:30:41
It's huge.
02:30:43
And I mean,
02:30:45
this might make somebody think twice before they ever go
02:30:48
to a Coldplay concert going to die and they were going to die.
02:30:51
No one's right answer was no.
02:30:55
And that is a great joke, because Coldplay's way worse than any type
02:30:58
of adultery or any type of hell or sin, or really bad on the earth,
02:31:03
I can't think of one song and it was all yellow
02:31:08
from
02:31:09
going through marital separations at the time and formed a bond,
02:31:13
but showing that they were not in a sexual relationship, she insists.
02:31:17
She says she was wrong, but she wants them to stop and make mistakes.
02:31:22
And you can really screw up, but you don't want her to be threatened, to be killed.
02:31:26
For them.
02:31:28
But she was brother.
02:31:29
Click the link.
02:31:31
Oh, wait a second, I missed it.
02:31:32
And at the very end they said she's had since
02:31:35
the incident, minimal contact with each other.
02:31:38
You know the two that.
02:31:39
Is there anybody in the green room?
02:31:42
Minimal.
02:31:44
Well, obviously, because he's trying to get his life back.
02:31:46
No, I thought there was a god.
02:31:47
I dude, you made my brain break and I literally like, there's a guy driving in.
02:31:53
Ryan is driving home.
02:31:54
He said he was getting off work.
02:31:56
Okay, here he is.
02:31:57
Yeah. That's that's not right.
02:31:59
Concerned parent.
02:32:00
Yeah.
02:32:00
This whole town, just a few hours south of Washington, D.C..
02:32:03
Did you think there was somebody in the green room? Really?
02:32:05
Because you're fucking local. And it was girls.
02:32:07
Sam only in middle school had been posted to a public page.
02:32:10
Whoa whoa, whoa, what?
02:32:12
And then the whole thing seemed to just grow every day after every.
02:32:17
Like, oh, seven months.
02:32:19
Just waiting.
02:32:20
The accidental jokes are flowing.
02:32:22
Well, he's on the screen. That's why he's on this case.
02:32:25
Chasing after four.
02:32:26
Let me see those phones. Ladies talk to you.
02:32:28
It's really starting to grow.
02:32:30
And, yeah, the majority of them.
02:32:32
I'm sure it is. It okay if he's doing this work
02:32:34
and just beating off at home no harm anyone.
02:32:36
But like, that's just
02:32:37
ends up happening because, you know, this is sexually charged.
02:32:39
They thought they could trust none.
02:32:41
Had no to sharing them with the world.
02:32:43
No. Yes, yes.
02:32:45
No. Well, I mean, sure, I feel like you're wrong with it.
02:32:49
Data is scarce, but one study by the National
02:32:53
Teen and unplanned pregnancy data is scarce.
02:32:56
Worldcom.
02:32:57
Now that one in good young people in their upper teens had sex
02:33:01
at least once, that study was back in 2008, before
02:33:04
new sharing technologies like Snapchat and Instagram even existed.
02:33:08
This seems old and parent Hannah Rosen.
02:33:11
It hit close to home.
02:33:12
There was a study that want to do this, but they're not talking about now.
02:33:15
They were saying bad things.
02:33:16
So I have a teenage daughter, at home and, a couple more sons coming along.
02:33:20
So I was just curious about this issue.
02:33:22
Second, I've always wondered, there's a paradox about sexting,
02:33:25
which is that you hear it's very common, but it's also very illegal.
02:33:28
And so so I just wondered how those two things fit together in society.
02:33:32
And then this free speech by
02:33:35
illegal, free, free speech includes sexting.
02:33:39
Why do they do it?
02:33:39
Well, the case is that these the study.
02:33:42
Then there's a again for taking if you're underage taking photos of yourself
02:33:47
nude is because of you are creating child
02:33:50
pornography in a relationship very illegal.
02:33:53
And she means it's not legal or at all
02:33:56
want it to get attention or I want it to be popular.
02:33:58
You know, I took photography in college.
02:34:00
I did my entire final project with it.
02:34:04
I think I was surprised by that because, you know, I just thought
02:34:08
maybe students knew better than we do these are about illegal.
02:34:12
And, you know, it's illegal. It's very illegal.
02:34:14
That's the you prefacing the the, live emphasis I get it severity,
02:34:19
the severity of the Friday night illegality, close
02:34:23
knit community and the severity of the punishment.
02:34:25
It's the biggest show in. Oh, really?
02:34:27
It's very illegal.
02:34:28
Which means it's like, yeah, that's the larger crime.
02:34:31
It's you get sentenced more.
02:34:33
That's why I said that was a different perspective.
02:34:37
Shoot, I must say it was ten minutes ago.
02:34:40
My remarks, these remarks are all based on religion.
02:34:42
You're talking about adultery and stoning.
02:34:45
It's a freedom of expression.
02:34:47
Did I say stoning?
02:34:48
I don't think I really care about anybody unless it gets out.
02:34:51
Gary, I'm wrapped up here at work.
02:34:53
I can't call him right now.
02:34:55
Oh, okay.
02:34:56
That should keep that to themselves.
02:34:57
But soon. It's like a temple.
02:34:59
Oh, I got trouble for my soul.
02:35:01
Your body is like a temple. Like.
02:35:03
Let us pray. God, we do.
02:35:06
I got so high also.
02:35:10
Holy shit. That's.
02:35:11
Run, Jeremy, pack it up! Run!
02:35:12
Jeremy's attack up again.
02:35:14
Oh, you pissed off me, a sex offender.
02:35:19
You can't beat that. You can't be at that football game.
02:35:23
Discoloration. Saw.
02:35:27
Because it made the color.
02:35:27
He's got darker colored hair.
02:35:29
He doesn't have brown hair.
02:35:31
Thanks for shopping on Pre-Ground mustard.
02:35:35
Mustard.
02:35:35
Hot dog? No,
02:35:39
but he was, fish flavor.
02:35:41
He was munching on something else.
02:35:43
These kids, you can tell him all you want to, but the internet's a dangerous place.
02:35:47
See? Poop? Is that shit?
02:35:49
Talk about the role of law enforcement here.
02:35:51
I mean, the law enforcement, prank or adventure
02:35:54
on the part of a teenager, or they dealing with a crime.
02:35:56
Well, Virginia, like the vast majority of states in the U.S,
02:35:59
mind you, this is Earth.
02:36:00
You're I eat. You're trying to piss me off, right?
02:36:03
Between how it's being used in the culture and how the law is addressing it.
02:36:07
So do we care about the lawmakers or do we care about the parents?
02:36:10
Can we start there?
02:36:12
It's up to the parent investigating the case.
02:36:13
I had parent, parent, peers.
02:36:15
I guess you'd say that had kids my age that against children task force
02:36:18
shocked me at some of the things they allowed their kids to do.
02:36:21
You've reproduced child pornography so as another offense.
02:36:24
But, a fourth offense is possessing it.
02:36:27
What makes sexting?
02:36:28
So to be clear, are they talking about pictures or just words?
02:36:31
The child is both victim and perpetrator.
02:36:34
But it very difficult to prosecute. Well, there are two total.
02:36:36
That's two to take the image and cast where the image
02:36:40
I thought it took the image is now sexting to me is fine.
02:36:43
Not at any age, but according to the parent, once they get it
02:36:47
and the culture, a lot of the people involved, you know, like down south,
02:36:51
probably 11, but maybe up north 14 were baffled at some aspect of this.
02:36:57
I mean, how can you seriously like when you were trying to clarify?
02:36:59
Sorry if I'm talking over posit case like the one that I hear from you.
02:37:02
See, if you have a choice of your daughter.
02:37:04
Oh my gosh, Ryan, you have a daughter.
02:37:06
If you have a choice of your daughter
02:37:07
to be sexting or putting her penis in some scumbags fucking.
02:37:12
I'm sorry. Wait, I see, I see.
02:37:14
I confused it again to have a penis be put in her orbit to be sexting.
02:37:19
I'm like, dude, sext all day fucking long.
02:37:21
I said, never going. Brady, what the fuck?
02:37:22
I messed you knew what I meant. Obviously.
02:37:25
Imagine I'm still confused with my son's, you know, penis
02:37:28
and my penis thing in his mouth. I'm all confused.
02:37:31
I've been confused ever since.
02:37:32
Yeah, yeah, I'll get it right.
02:37:35
And your type of what I'm saying, though, if those are the only two choices,
02:37:39
I hope my daughter is sexting all day long instead of actually having sex.
02:37:43
If it's sexting, if sexting is leading to sexting.
02:37:46
No, I don't condone it.
02:37:47
But if sexting is all they're doing to me, that's about she can get just about
02:37:52
as pregnant as holding hands.
02:37:55
And I thought that work and hold on.
02:37:58
And as a parent, it is a documented
02:38:01
trail of how far she is at that stage.
02:38:05
Like you can literally read it instead of knowing what the fuck she's doing in
02:38:09
let me see what I was doing in some boyfriend's basement
02:38:14
in a pull out couch, I believe
02:38:16
was the first time I ever had sex that nobody knew where the fuck we were.
02:38:20
There were no parents around.
02:38:22
We didn't have sexting as an outlet. And we.
02:38:24
Have you ever been 14?
02:38:27
No, I was I was born an old man.
02:38:30
Literally.
02:38:31
The only thing you think about 13 or 15 is your body is just making you
02:38:37
jiggle jitter and want to have sex the whole time
02:38:42
for a couple of
02:38:43
years, maybe for 3 or 4 years.
02:38:46
Oh, jiggle. Oh.
02:38:49
So what?
02:38:49
I mean, what is wrong with sexting?
02:38:51
Do I sound like a bad parent?
02:38:54
You're young kids.
02:38:56
How young? Because I putting it out on the.
02:38:59
It's probably 15.
02:39:00
If they're 15. Is that okay?
02:39:03
It's getting on the internet.
02:39:04
They can go
02:39:06
oh yeah, it's getting on the internet.
02:39:08
Teach your kids that everything you say in public or put or share,
02:39:11
even with one person, can be public and put on on the internet.
02:39:14
So think twice before you do any of it.
02:39:16
Because even if you think it's between two people
02:39:18
and it'll never be repeated again, it could live on forever
02:39:21
and become your only identity.
02:39:25
If you want to deter it, you have to make it a crime.
02:39:28
And if you want, good point, good point.
02:39:30
But I just I think if you deter it, I mean, if you make it a crime,
02:39:34
you're going to hurt more innocent people than the 3 or 4 freaks
02:39:37
that are actually like,
02:39:39
I just don't see how sext is sexting a gateway drug type thing.
02:39:43
Then they just in another country, put like,
02:39:47
a, age limit restriction on the internet of some sort.
02:39:51
Yeah, yeah, the whole internet.
02:39:55
Kids will get around it.
02:39:57
Sure.
02:39:58
We'll just use their parents information.
02:40:01
VPNs know the philosophy that guided Roman
02:40:03
emperors was born from a complete financial disaster.
02:40:07
I got to change the subject before I get in trouble for bad parenting.
02:40:09
30 year old Zeno of Citium was worth millions in today's money.
02:40:14
His family's purple dye business made him one of the wealthiest merchants
02:40:18
in the Mediterranean.
02:40:19
He was signed to Athens to play here when disaster struck his ship.
02:40:25
To asked you a question, I assume because he wasn't asking me a question.
02:40:27
How do we know this is all true? We don't
02:40:32
need no higher fortune.
02:40:33
But you believe
02:40:35
I believe you.
02:40:36
There's a good message here.
02:40:38
I think it's impossible.
02:40:39
Therefore you shouldn't believe it.
02:40:42
Under Zeno,
02:40:44
the waves near Piraeus harbor in minutes.
02:40:47
Everything he had worked for, venturing into the deep.
02:40:51
Zeno sat on the dock, soaking wet and completely broke,
02:40:54
watching his life's work disappear.
02:40:56
It's like these Greek stories are just, He wandered Athens and nothing
02:41:00
but wet clothes.
02:41:01
Then he stumbled into a bookshop where someone was reading about Socrates.
02:41:07
The words hit him like lightning. External.
02:41:09
Such a sucker.
02:41:10
A Louisa's true wealth came from virtue and wisdom, not gold or purple dye.
02:41:16
And rebuilding his business.
02:41:18
He chose to study like he's going to play soccer.
02:41:21
That shipwreck gave birth to stoicism, the school that would influence stoicism.
02:41:26
Sometimes our greatest bosses become our most valuable games.
02:41:30
Stoicism.
02:41:31
Everybody follows stoicism in the Mediterranean,
02:41:35
and he could have actually regrown his Emperor empire
02:41:39
by, just that reputation alone.
02:41:42
But he chose to start stoicism instead.
02:41:46
Stoicism is a nobody gives a fuck about anybody else's shit, man.
02:41:52
Just sit there and shut the fuck up.
02:41:55
Be strong.
02:41:56
Do what you got to do. Don't bitch.
02:41:59
Maybe I don't understand stoicism, but that's what I thought it was.
02:42:03
Okay, but no.
02:42:04
What? It's.
02:42:05
What is it? Interpretation.
02:42:07
What is it in your,
02:42:10
Keep.
02:42:11
Keep a stiff upper lip.
02:42:14
Yeah. Saint.
02:42:15
Yeah.
02:42:17
Well, that's what I was.
02:42:18
Just a little dog.
02:42:19
Look at this little dog.
02:42:21
It's not little anymore.
02:42:23
You should.
02:42:24
You should put a hat on him.
02:42:25
The dog doing what? The dog doing what?
02:42:28
The dog doing what?
02:42:29
The dog doing.
02:42:32
Shit.
02:42:37
Following is for entertainment purposes only.
02:42:40
It's just a scripted comedy show.
02:42:42
You son of a bitch!
02:42:44
That was the wrong one. Isn't that funny?
02:42:47
Oh. Oh, is it his?
02:42:49
Are on one.
02:42:52
Do the one that Germany.
02:42:56
He made that one too.
02:43:01
The unfiltered
02:43:03
and crude proclamation of unrestrained speech.
02:43:07
All right, folks, listen up before we die
02:43:10
for, Wait a minute.
02:43:13
No. Yes, yes, yes.
02:43:17
Sexting
02:43:19
can be used for blackmail as the result of this.
02:43:23
It's not good.
02:43:26
Yeah, that's a very good warning.
02:43:30
If you share it, not only could it just be put out in public
02:43:34
and make you shamed or lose your like, if you want to have a virtuous job
02:43:39
because you did something disgusting in your past,
02:43:42
but they could actually keep it and make you do even more horrible things,
02:43:45
or they'll share it with your parents, or the police, or the public.
02:43:49
What you're doing can be used for blackmail.
02:43:51
I'm reading Ryan's comment before we switch over to Rumble, because we
02:43:56
topics should end of their own fruition.
02:43:58
They shouldn't be forced.
02:44:00
Okay, what are you doing?
02:44:02
You looks like you have your hand on your penis.
02:44:06
Oh, if I knew,
02:44:07
I knew it.
02:44:08
That's why we have to switch to rumble.
02:44:10
Because this is going to get kind of crazy.
02:44:12
Okay?
02:44:15
The unfiltered and crumbled,
02:44:18
kind of left strange large ranch for the rest of the show.
02:44:22
Listen up before we dive headfirst into this circus of crudeness
02:44:26
and uncensored banter,
02:44:27
here is our no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of black humor.
02:44:32
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time, all right?
02:44:36
In this crazy world, we're snowflakes melting.
02:44:38
Everyone's a critic.
02:44:39
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
02:44:42
So here goes.
02:44:43
Article one.
02:44:44
Let's get ridiculous.
02:44:45
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guest post
02:44:48
or any random loud mouth, is to tickle your funny bone, tease your gray matter,
02:44:52
and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
02:44:54
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
02:44:57
Article to offending everyone equally.
02:44:59
We're equal opportunity offenders, all right?
02:45:02
We don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion, or whether you prefer cats
02:45:06
or dogs
02:45:09
or dildos.
02:45:10
We're here to roast everyone
02:45:12
from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
02:45:16
Nobody's safe.
02:45:17
Not even game games.
02:45:19
Apple pie article three screw political correctness.
02:45:22
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
02:45:25
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
02:45:29
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
02:45:32
But hey, if you can take the heat, we promise some belly laughs
02:45:35
and maybe a couple of snark article for fake News Alert.
02:45:39
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
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The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
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02:45:48
Any resemblance to real life events are people,
02:45:50
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
02:45:53
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
02:45:57
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
02:45:59
but honestly, who cares? Article five
02:46:04
parody
02:46:05
because why not?
02:46:08
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
02:46:11
Any likeness to actual people or characters
02:46:14
is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
02:46:18
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar,
02:46:21
but we sure not have to stir up some trouble.
02:46:24
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies
02:46:27
in a twist and congrats, you're our kind of people.
02:46:30
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
02:46:34
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
02:46:37
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
02:46:40
to the absurd realms of our humor.
02:46:42
While flags rants. Why?
02:46:58
Ladies and gentlemen,
02:47:00
let's get ready for.
02:47:06
The rumble.
02:47:07
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:47:09
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:47:12
I didn't get the smoke.
02:47:13
Added sugar to it'll.
02:47:15
It'll blend nicely.
02:47:17
You got to get those gremlins out of your house, man.
02:47:19
It's creepy.
02:47:22
Very.
02:47:24
Your light flashing, creepy fucking light flashing.
02:47:27
So, back to Christmas in the background.
02:47:30
You guys like Christmas?
02:47:32
Yes, I love it.
02:47:34
My favorite. I forgot my beer.
02:47:37
I see this.
02:47:38
Oh. Finish off elevating.
02:47:40
I thought this would be the black Elsa.
02:47:41
I left.
02:47:44
This Tesla was racist.
02:47:46
It's their racism.
02:47:47
Although this left the black elves, they've got all the Caucasian elves.
02:47:52
The man on the left.
02:47:53
That's racism. Oh,
02:47:57
I see this.
02:47:57
Oh, finish.
02:48:01
Did they start all black,
02:48:03
or did they really only buy all the white ones?
02:48:09
I don't I don't see only two options.
02:48:12
Help me out here.
02:48:14
Is that red shirt supposed to be festive?
02:48:16
Pretty.
02:48:18
And, no, this is just my work shirt.
02:48:20
But I do have,
02:48:22
See, I didn't want to insult you with some Santa pagan stuff, so.
02:48:27
Look, I have a father Christmas is Father Christmas
02:48:31
that I always have a Christmas tree here with Holly.
02:48:36
So even stage is right.
02:48:38
Once a year
02:48:40
up the stage is right once a year.
02:48:43
That's.
02:48:44
That's the code I was.
02:48:45
I got it wrong.
02:48:48
I've never gotten anything wrong before.
02:48:50
So that's the first we got.
02:48:52
We got to mark this down. What's the date?
02:48:54
So back to the racism.
02:48:56
Yeah. Please.
02:48:59
Any ideas?
02:49:00
Do you think that they bought
02:49:03
I mean no, no.
02:49:03
Okay. I'll explain to you.
02:49:05
All right.
02:49:06
Punchable have money to buy an elf on the shelf.
02:49:09
So many white people buy elf on the shelf, right?
02:49:14
So it's not racist.
02:49:15
No, no,
02:49:17
no, no black ones.
02:49:19
Did you did you miss the clip?
02:49:21
I think he was gone. We should play the clip again.
02:49:23
Yeah.
02:49:24
Play again.
02:49:27
See this?
02:49:28
Oh, finish off thing.
02:49:30
How do the black elves I left?
02:49:34
Now this is he brushes this.
02:49:36
Yeah.
02:49:37
This is a Tesco is a is like, a UK target.
02:49:42
Okay.
02:49:42
The man on the left has racism on.
02:49:48
So I'm just I'm confused that I just can't believe
02:49:51
that people would purposely be racist like that.
02:49:55
I don't understand how they could be buying elf on a shelf
02:49:58
that matches their skin tone.
02:50:01
Oh, okay.
02:50:01
Oh, so they want their elf on the shelf to be good at hiding and not lazy about it.
02:50:06
Yeah, so they have already of British people are white.
02:50:11
Oh man, right now you're on to it.
02:50:15
Let's see a vast majority.
02:50:17
You mean like 96%?
02:50:21
Yeah, yeah.
02:50:22
That'll do.
02:50:23
So I'm I was Gary loves math on the show.
02:50:26
We're going to play a little game.
02:50:27
If you have 100 elves on the shelf.
02:50:30
No I'm sorry.
02:50:31
Let's make it easier.
02:50:31
If you have 200 else on the shelf
02:50:33
there, two of them are black, 100 of them are white,
02:50:37
and you have 96% white.
02:50:41
How many
02:50:44
white elves would be left?
02:50:47
92. None.
02:50:50
Because even the black people are buying white elf on a shelf.
02:50:52
Because elves come from the North Pole.
02:50:54
You fucking right?
02:50:56
Oh, yeah. That's another good point.
02:50:58
So even if they try to do it, even if they're trying to cater
02:51:01
to black people, black people are like, what the fuck, man?
02:51:03
No, no, I also don't want
02:51:05
we don't want a black oh come from now while they live in the North Pole.
02:51:11
Right now
02:51:12
like right now they're I'm sorry, but now they're at the Tesco in the UK.
02:51:17
First they were at the North Pole, then they came to Tesco.
02:51:22
I want to go to Tesco. Okay.
02:51:25
Yes. Let's do a field trip.
02:51:28
Flash your answers.
02:51:29
Go to Tesco.
02:51:33
Okay.
02:51:33
I'm not. Is that in the budget?
02:51:35
We can't do that now.
02:51:37
Are you sure it's in the budget? It's whatever you want to do.
02:51:40
It's already booked.
02:51:42
All right. Great.
02:51:44
Yeah. Wait.
02:51:45
So be fun.
02:51:48
I got some Christmas shopping to do.
02:51:52
We should take a cruise.
02:51:54
We should take a cruise.
02:51:56
Oh, great. The cruise ship.
02:51:58
The all gay cruise.
02:52:00
Did you hear the story about the Norwegian cruise?
02:52:03
Not Carnival, but Norwegian.
02:52:05
This is an upscale cruise
02:52:07
outbreak of bedbugs.
02:52:09
Bedbugs?
02:52:11
Bedbugs. Urine.
02:52:13
So if I have bedbugs and I'm in a hotel, which I never had.
02:52:16
But if I did, I would just simply leave.
02:52:18
Leave?
02:52:19
But if you're on a cruise ship, you're on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean.
02:52:23
My wife,
02:52:25
she needs more reasons than that. Why?
02:52:26
I don't want to go.
02:52:29
I want to go.
02:52:30
I still want to go.
02:52:32
I don't, I'm not, I everyone says it's great.
02:52:35
It's a cheap way for all inclusive.
02:52:36
You paid double triple to go to, like, an all inclusive on the edge of a beach.
02:52:40
Sure. I'll tell you what.
02:52:41
I'll go on the ship that just got rid of the bedbugs.
02:52:48
I get, I get that's that seems logical
02:52:50
because they're probably the most likely to be clean. But what if they.
02:52:54
I think if they miss two.
02:52:56
No, they they only all good. One.
02:52:59
They all come. Really.
02:53:00
You know, they don't.
02:53:02
They asexually reproduce.
02:53:04
No. It could be knocked up.
02:53:08
Via that.
02:53:09
Then there's there's a chance I. All right.
02:53:11
If you're saying there's a chance, I'm not getting on that ship.
02:53:15
No, I'm saying there's a chance.
02:53:18
And there used to.
02:53:19
I mean, there's a lot of people, a lot of time.
02:53:23
So good.
02:53:24
The, It's such a good time, man.
02:53:27
Have you been on a cruise?
02:53:29
Yeah.
02:53:31
Oh, you say it.
02:53:32
Have you been on a cruise tour?
02:53:33
No, but you say it like everybody just goes on a cruise.
02:53:36
Like there's a God.
02:53:38
Oh, yeah. No. Yeah. You're good.
02:53:41
Yeah.
02:53:42
They haven't.
02:53:43
Oh, honestly, for a gay cruise?
02:53:46
No recap.
02:53:47
I've never been in one Alaskan.
02:53:50
And,
02:53:52
they had to drag me kicking and screaming to my first Caribbean cruise
02:53:55
because I thought, tropical Caribbean or Caribbean and
02:53:59
and salt water and, yeah,
02:54:02
it's their hot, muggy weather.
02:54:05
It was gorgeous.
02:54:07
It was,
02:54:09
thrilling in it.
02:54:11
It was so much fun.
02:54:12
Great entertainment, great food, great, excursions.
02:54:17
Incredible.
02:54:18
So, so much fun.
02:54:20
Great friends I met.
02:54:22
Good friends, that I talked this day.
02:54:27
Yeah. Oh, no. I sucked it down pretty hard.
02:54:30
What was I, I talked to them, the lumberjack.
02:54:33
Follow them on Facebook.
02:54:37
What?
02:54:38
I call this guy a lumberjack.
02:54:40
And then, like, our circle of new friends just started calling him lumberjack
02:54:44
because I nicknamed him lumberjack
02:54:46
because he was wearing a flannel shirt and a beard, a beard.
02:54:49
And so I just started calling him lumberjack.
02:54:50
So we all called them lumberjack.
02:54:52
What?
02:54:53
We text back and forth, we just text.
02:54:57
But, so one thing.
02:55:00
Yeah, yeah, we're text right now.
02:55:02
Does this lumberjack,
02:55:04
that was the time I got past the velvet rope.
02:55:07
I like, is that what you call stick?
02:55:10
Oh, my gosh, since Joe has a mouth full of drink, I'll say it.
02:55:14
Okay.
02:55:14
You call his dick the velvet rope?
02:55:16
Dude, that's fucking.
02:55:18
Actually, that's pretty cool.
02:55:19
They keep a velvet rope between.
02:55:21
It's gotta be pretty long, right? In the high stakes.
02:55:24
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait over.
02:55:28
We know where he keeps the velvet rope.
02:55:30
Where the sun don't go.
02:55:34
And I've never been beyond the velvet rope.
02:55:36
And, I, I met this guy.
02:55:40
Will call him, like, because that was his name.
02:55:42
And, and he was a, oil tycoon from Alaska.
02:55:46
Why do they call him Mike?
02:55:48
His name is Michael. He told you?
02:55:50
Yeah. Later.
02:55:51
You wake up in his hotel room, your butt hurts, and and, and all he had to say
02:55:56
was, he's with me, and I got to pass the velvet rope into the high stakes room.
02:56:01
Oh, my God, he just keeps saying it.
02:56:04
So you call your ass the high stakes room.
02:56:07
And it was $75 a hand and he was playing.
02:56:11
Hasn't been if it hasn't been penetrated, even dropping a hundred.
02:56:14
What's the risk?
02:56:15
Do you have Aids every deal.
02:56:18
And I was there to advise and get free
02:56:21
drinks and,
02:56:26
I don't even know that he
02:56:27
he ended up tipping me, like, 180 bucks for some crap.
02:56:31
But, then we went.
02:56:34
You got paid.
02:56:35
So you went from losing five, six grand there to the jewelry store
02:56:40
where we bought his, his wife a bracelet.
02:56:44
Like a little tennis diamond.
02:56:46
Tennis bracelet for ten grand.
02:56:48
So I watched him drop 15 grand
02:56:51
and including the $200 on me,
02:56:54
just to be a pal.
02:56:57
Just say, watch for your.
02:56:58
How much did he pay for your bottle?
02:57:00
It was purple rope in your high stakes room.
02:57:04
It was a great time.
02:57:05
I've never been behind the velvet rope. And it was.
02:57:08
It was a really good time. I've actually.
02:57:10
Let's be real. Let's go.
02:57:12
Why are you gay?
02:57:13
It was really cool. Good time.
02:57:17
Sounds pretty hot.
02:57:18
Yeah.
02:57:19
Well, it's going to be a really good time.
02:57:22
Is Christmas and the day after Christmas and daughter's birthday.
02:57:28
What's this?
02:57:31
Monologue number two.
02:57:33
I got this really quick.
02:57:35
Okay, we're on a third monologue now,
02:57:37
and it's behind the velvet rope.
02:57:41
Film.
02:57:41
Oh, dude, this is not appropriate.
02:57:44
That is not appropriate.
02:57:46
It's a young. It's a little girl.
02:57:48
Well, can you look at it, dude?
02:57:51
She rubbed it
02:57:53
just right with both hands.
02:57:56
That's so wrong.
02:57:58
I'm telling you, the velvet rope.
02:57:59
It's just passes over the.
02:58:05
Velvet rope.
02:58:06
Oh, geez. Oh.
02:58:11
Oh, are we coming along on the velvet rope?
02:58:14
Stinger? I'm going to come.
02:58:16
Oh, we can't touch it, dad, it's behind the velvet.
02:58:19
Oh, my God, it came from between his legs.
02:58:22
Oh, yeah. It's pink. Oh, velvet rope.
02:58:26
What is this?
02:58:29
I think I've done a good thing here.
02:58:31
We did it. We?
02:58:34
Why don't you, like, swap?
02:58:36
What is it?
02:58:37
Fucking sex?
02:58:39
Never mind. It's weird.
02:58:41
What just happened? I don't know, it was.
02:58:43
It was suggested videos and it said 8001 ADHD kid.
02:58:48
Oh, I got your children weird.
02:58:51
There's actual children for the people.
02:58:53
It's fine. In a home game.
02:58:55
And beyond the velvet rope.
02:58:57
It was in his feed.
02:58:58
It's behind the velvet rope.
02:59:01
A velvet rope.
02:59:04
Nice distraction for the fact.
02:59:07
Yeah, we saw something in your feed that we should not have.
02:59:13
We can go back to it.
02:59:14
I hope you boys as above. So below.
02:59:17
You didn't watch the last.
02:59:19
You didn't watch
02:59:21
Wilford? That's right.
02:59:22
He'll watch it right now.
02:59:23
Do you have any needs to respond to it?
02:59:33
Do. You
02:59:37
folks keep telling me, Wilford,
02:59:40
you're going to die of that diabetes.
02:59:42
Let me tell you something.
02:59:43
No. Our history has been whispering the same story for thousands of years.
02:59:47
People have seen Beyond the Veil.
02:59:49
Written it down, sung about it.
02:59:50
Gary, you keep telling people the universe is cold, empty and pointless.
02:59:55
But I've looked through the telescope, I've read the equations,
02:59:57
and I've lived with diabetes long enough to know you're wrong.
03:00:00
Gary.
03:00:00
I keep telling you, the universe is stitched together with mystery.
03:00:04
Quarks waves the whole quantum shebang, and sitting at the heart of it
03:00:08
is something we can't measure.
03:00:09
Maybe that's God.
03:00:10
Now you say we just rock when the diabetes gets us.
03:00:13
We look out there. Light from a star a billion years old.
03:00:15
Just touch your eyeball. Gary, listen to me.
03:00:18
The universe is bigger than you.
03:00:20
Me are a spoonful of sugar.
03:00:22
Quantum particles dance like fireflies.
03:00:24
And somehow that dance keeps my blood sugar in light most days.
03:00:28
That's science, my friend.
03:00:29
See, the math shows there are other dimensions.
03:00:31
Time is not a straight road.
03:00:33
It's a loop, a river, maybe even a shortcut.
03:00:35
History of the stars. Even your own breath.
03:00:37
None of it's simple. Everything deserves a hard look.
03:00:40
So if you're willing to question God,
03:00:41
you better be willing to question your atheist. Am two very.
03:00:52
Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady and Dr.
03:00:56
Gary, as above and so below, we call these solos Brady.
03:01:01
And for sure we're doing it our way.
03:01:05
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
03:01:08
Brady. And your show is Brady.
03:01:11
And we're in the show now Brady draw.
03:01:25
Oh yeah.
03:01:26
Oh you got that up.
03:01:27
Oh I don't know. It shouldn't be. Fuck.
03:01:30
Oh it was the next call.
03:01:32
Maybe later.
03:01:34
We're waiting for Gary's answer.
03:01:36
And it's like you type it in any minute now.
03:01:51
And we're back.
03:01:51
Final answer, final jeopardy.
03:01:53
Gary, the simple question is, please in any way, shape or form, can you.
03:01:58
I'm sorry. It's the answer,
03:02:01
not the existence of God.
03:02:06
The question would be,
03:02:09
what can't you.
03:02:10
What can't you prove?
03:02:12
Why can't you question not God?
03:02:17
We're not saying I have to.
03:02:19
We're not saying you have to agree with not.
03:02:23
Not God.
03:02:27
They worship not not God.
03:02:31
It's okay
03:02:34
to them.
03:02:37
I get the concept.
03:02:38
I probably completely misconstrued, but
03:02:42
there's probably some truth to
03:02:45
fuck.
03:02:45
Is that you fart
03:02:48
as opposed to you.
03:02:53
It's awful quiet here.
03:02:57
Well, my real mute dial doesn't.
03:02:59
Doesn't totally mute me, does it?
03:03:02
That's supposed to mute me completely, but it does not.
03:03:05
Yeah.
03:03:05
So my phone, when you turn the volume all the way down, it's supposed to.
03:03:08
You turn the volume down. It doesn't. It's just barely audible.
03:03:11
And it's like, no, if I want it turn all the way down, it should be turned off.
03:03:15
Yeah, yeah, I can't turn. It says zero.
03:03:21
And there's no auto because I
03:03:22
have a little green audible blip when I talk and there's no blip, but.
03:03:26
Oh well, nobody cares.
03:03:36
Oh yeah.
03:03:36
There's water that'll help.
03:03:40
Well.
03:03:44
There's so many clips we didn't get to
03:03:46
but there were just so many clips to start with.
03:03:48
Like I don't know what alien transformation it is right.
03:03:52
Yeah. It's been
03:03:55
it's actually watch this I actually went and watched The Sabine ones
03:03:58
because I know when they were played on here,
03:03:59
sometimes hers are a little bit longer and cannot declare.
03:04:03
I like it. I get lost in what she's saying.
03:04:05
Sometimes I actually realize you watch those already.
03:04:09
For the first time ever.
03:04:11
Are they worth anything or are they just like all the rest?
03:04:14
Just a pretty face?
03:04:17
Try to say it with a straight face.
03:04:18
Very pretty face. Yeah. She's just a pretty face.
03:04:21
She's not the one is interesting. I forget what she says, though.
03:04:23
So it's the must have been amazing.
03:04:27
Well, motion is relative.
03:04:28
You cannot declare that you are not in motion in everybody else's.
03:04:32
Every.
03:04:32
But since all motion is relative, you cannot declare
03:04:34
that you are not in motion and everybody else is.
03:04:36
Everybody can declare they're not in motion and everybody else is.
03:04:39
You know how this came up?
03:04:40
It came up in a football game.
03:04:42
Pete Carroll texted me they were going to play with the quarterback Russell Wilson.
03:04:45
He doesn't see an open receiver. So he scrambles.
03:04:47
He crosses the line of scrimmage.
03:04:49
He sees one of his running backs.
03:04:52
He pitches backwards to his running back.
03:04:54
And then he goes down and the running back gets a first down.
03:04:56
And I think they scored on this play.
03:04:58
The other team said no.
03:04:59
That was a forward lateral and illegal.
03:05:02
If you go to the videotape, the point on the field Russell Wilson releases
03:05:07
the ball is behind the point on the field where the running back catches the ball
03:05:12
from the point of view of the field, it is a forward pass.
03:05:16
I analyzed it and I tweeted back and I said, according to the field,
03:05:21
it's a forward pass.
03:05:22
But according to the moving reference frame of the players,
03:05:26
it was a legit lateral.
03:05:29
You know what that's called?
03:05:29
A Galilean transformation. Since almost.
03:05:35
Since we
03:05:36
believe he has no idea what is it?
03:05:40
I would do the same thing.
03:05:41
I'd be like, oh yeah, go away, go!
03:05:44
But they gave him the penalty so it doesn't matter.
03:05:48
It was actually an illegal pass because the referees
03:05:51
don't make wrong calls.
03:05:55
In my point being,
03:05:56
the flag on the field is proof that you know, wrong.
03:06:01
I don't, but Gary would because the flag on the field is definitive proof.
03:06:05
Well, how do you know that he's okay?
03:06:09
Because the flag on the field is the definitive proof.
03:06:12
So,
03:06:16
this isn't exactly it's a little bit of a fib, but
03:06:21
have you got it.
03:06:22
Ryan's available now.
03:06:25
Oh no.
03:06:26
You're the people who get in
03:06:28
the helicopter accidents on accident. Man.
03:06:33
There was a, NASCAR guy who died in a plane crash.
03:06:38
His family as well.
03:06:40
Six, six people total, I believe.
03:06:45
And yet another driver.
03:06:46
Another driver and his kid.
03:06:48
Yeah, very similar to Kobe Bryant.
03:06:52
Not exactly.
03:06:53
Come jump. My, I'm a rich motherfucker.
03:06:55
Come jump on my plane and will zip and do something the poor people can't do.
03:06:58
Oopsie daisy.
03:07:00
Oops. Is sharp.
03:07:03
Yeah.
03:07:03
They were saying in the article that they weren't sure what he was driving
03:07:06
right there.
03:07:07
I've seen and heard other stuff that he, got.
03:07:11
Know the fuck?
03:07:12
Get out of here.
03:07:12
You seen and heard other stuff. So,
03:07:17
I assume you saw it.
03:07:18
You didn't have it muted, but I'm glad you told me you heard it too.
03:07:21
Well it's in audio form as well.
03:07:23
All right.
03:07:25
Which is available at Spotify.
03:07:27
Yeah I just there's just words on the screen actually.
03:07:30
There's all audio. It just seems so superfluous.
03:07:32
I just want to use that whenever I can.
03:07:34
I say it. Yeah. I mean, you said I saw it.
03:07:37
That was good enough.
03:07:39
I saw he could have just started there,
03:07:41
but you were stalling because you were trying
03:07:43
to click something, so you added more words.
03:07:45
What are we talking about? That earlier.
03:07:48
But adding more words, adding more words.
03:07:50
I said very before thing I got yelled at
03:07:54
a couple of weeks late.
03:07:55
What's this?
03:07:56
This one of mine?
03:08:00
We'll just rifle through all of these clips till they're gone.
03:08:02
I got to work at ten. That's not too early.
03:08:05
Whoa.
03:08:07
Nope.
03:08:07
I don't know what this is.
03:08:10
What's this?
03:08:12
Deeper, Gary.
03:08:13
So where the sun don't shine?
03:08:15
You found a part of me.
03:08:17
You made it.
03:08:18
Oh, a week later, he did anal, anal.
03:08:21
We crossed that line.
03:08:23
We did anal. I just like to.
03:08:25
I can't say that I didn't do anal anymore in my pocket, but
03:08:30
that's not anal, is it?
03:08:31
I guess it all. No, because there was nothing in my ass.
03:08:34
You found a part of me with a woman
03:08:39
in her vagina.
03:08:40
We crossed that.
03:08:41
Yes, yes, but was my penis?
03:08:43
Yes. Thanks.
03:08:45
By the way, I accidentally showed the fire one,
03:08:48
and I forgot about the tombstone up here.
03:08:51
So where the sun don't.
03:08:52
So she's like part of.
03:08:54
Yeah. You're fire.
03:08:55
I video of me and I'm like got the.
03:08:58
But then like you remember she's like we might get to do it again
03:09:04
is it.
03:09:05
But she's not very happy that I'm talking on the show.
03:09:09
Not very happy at all. You can imagine.
03:09:11
She slammed the fucking door.
03:09:13
She did. You said it's in there.
03:09:14
It's an inside joke.
03:09:16
I think that's been playing like 3 or 4 times.
03:09:19
Yeah.
03:09:20
Nothing has ever been in my ass.
03:09:23
It has not.
03:09:23
I stand by that.
03:09:24
I'm proud of that. I'm an anal virgin.
03:09:26
Anal virgin.
03:09:30
That's cute.
03:09:35
Yeah I'm
03:09:36
I'm definitely proud of that one way street.
03:09:40
I learned that from the Hershey Highway song
03:09:41
when I was a child.
03:09:47
This is going down fast.
03:09:48
I have sandwich.
03:09:50
I didn't watch it.
03:09:53
Yeah.
03:09:53
Is it going down to, I don't know, bring me a sandwich.
03:09:56
Guys, we're out here.
03:09:59
Made that for me.
03:10:02
That's fucking delicious.
03:10:03
On a fucking ride in Europe.
03:10:05
I fucking love you.
03:10:06
Not when you can't decide between whether or not you want ice cream or a Big Mac.
03:10:11
You make Big Mac ice cream. Just kidding.
03:10:13
Although that does sound pretty good.
03:10:15
But no, it doesn't. It is a Big Mac eaten.
03:10:18
Oh, I likes a flat patty, I use this, it's going to be crispy.
03:10:22
The ground beef cone.
03:10:24
Obviously I gotta make a sandwich
03:10:26
because we all know Big Macs come on a sesame seed bun.
03:10:29
And then I'm going to make some homemade big air.
03:10:32
You told me you would label these nut sandwich when they weren't a sandwich.
03:10:35
This clearly says, you son of a bitch.
03:10:37
Gary.
03:10:38
Oh, I'm sorry, he tricked me.
03:10:39
It says sandwich with a question mark.
03:10:41
Mac sauce.
03:10:42
I'm leaving out the ketchup this time because
03:10:46
determining how the sandwich doesn't have ketchup.
03:10:48
So here we are.
03:10:49
This entire thing got baked in a mason jar.
03:10:52
Wasn't it? Like a jigsaw puzzle?
03:10:54
Very useful when you're not making moonshine.
03:10:57
It's like, to me, this is like making things that I could eat with my hands.
03:11:00
Even though, you know, he didn't. You can.
03:11:02
You can eat a burger with the regular. Sure.
03:11:05
With your hands.
03:11:08
Oh, man.
03:11:08
I had the best burger Sunday at the Basement Burger Bar in Detroit.
03:11:13
I want to give that place a shout out.
03:11:16
The Elwood was too busy, so we had to bail on it.
03:11:19
You know the Elwood at Tiger Stadium.
03:11:21
They actually picked up the Elwood from
03:11:24
Elvis and Woodward?
03:11:26
No, I don't know whatever.
03:11:27
And would that street, they picked it up and rolled it to the new location.
03:11:31
And that's pretty cool. When they move buildings.
03:11:35
They've picked up a basement.
03:11:37
They picked up the whole building.
03:11:38
The Elwood Bar and Grill used to be next to Tiger Stadium.
03:11:41
Now it's next to Comerica Park.
03:11:43
It's the same building that they moved it.
03:11:45
No, they were busy at the Elwood.
03:11:48
So we went to another place called the Basement Burger Bar,
03:11:51
which was a basement,
03:11:54
I don't think I don't think we walked downstairs.
03:11:56
I think Basement Burger Bar is just a name.
03:11:58
It was not in a basement.
03:12:01
But, it was weird.
03:12:02
I felt like a child. You walk in and they give you.
03:12:04
There's, like, this crayon and a fucking laminated menu, and you mark your meat.
03:12:09
I said, you mark your meat,
03:12:12
then you mark your temperature,
03:12:14
then you mark your bun, you put your toppings,
03:12:16
they come and they pick up your card,
03:12:18
and they bring you a perfect burger, exactly how you ordered it. You
03:12:22
order fries were,
03:12:26
battered somehow, but not seasoned.
03:12:29
I've never had that before.
03:12:30
I've had battered, seasoned, but never just battered.
03:12:34
The best.
03:12:35
I got a simple burger, cheddar cheese, pickles,
03:12:38
grilled onions.
03:12:41
Simple.
03:12:42
Felicity, it was so amazing.
03:12:44
You're making me. It's a sandwich segment.
03:12:45
Fuck off.
03:12:47
I didn't fuck it, I ate it.
03:12:49
How can that be gay? You're eating burgers wrong. It's making me.
03:12:51
Yeah, you're making me.
03:12:53
I should be making you hungry.
03:12:56
Again, I think you're using burgers wrong.
03:13:00
Maybe you take them cooked in.
03:13:03
I just grew up for the food.
03:13:05
I totally understand.
03:13:07
We had two more super clips that you worked on.
03:13:09
You want to save him for next week when he's here?
03:13:11
I will replay the one, I guess.
03:13:13
So I don't know the most important thing in my life.
03:13:16
I wake up every morning and we start every show
03:13:18
and we end every show and I think is jaw happy.
03:13:25
And then I decide what I'm going to do.
03:13:28
Will this make sure, happier or not?
03:13:33
But I also want more content,
03:13:34
so I shouldn't be totally an asshole about it.
03:13:38
Well, you can play.
03:13:40
Oh, we got tons of stuff to play.
03:13:42
That's just we're usually we're out and we got nothing.
03:13:44
I got nothing to say
03:13:46
and we got nothing to say, so let's just.
03:13:48
Yeah, yeah, well, just here I am here.
03:13:52
We're going to start to see some warmer days
03:13:53
next week, but you'll be very pleased to hear,
03:13:55
but unfortunately still very cold and rainy at the moment.
03:13:58
Storm balm is Byron is causing havoc across Greece with severe weather warnings
03:14:03
moving over to about.
03:14:04
One of my favorite parts of these segments is if you can actually see her face and
03:14:07
her eyes.
03:14:09
She is
03:14:09
staring at herself in a screen the entire time.
03:14:15
And she likes checking herself out.
03:14:16
She likes it more than we do.
03:14:18
That's. There's something wrong with that.
03:14:21
Or not.
03:14:22
Balkans.
03:14:22
We can see some drier, mild weather like Gibraltar.
03:14:25
Nice weather and it's been there at 18 degrees.
03:14:28
As we push into the north. Holy.
03:14:30
I wish to see some snow and colder temperatures.
03:14:33
Gibraltar at 20 and Lisbon there at 18 degrees.
03:14:37
As we push, push, push
03:14:40
push it real good.
03:14:42
Push push.
03:14:46
It's quite the push
03:14:48
as we push into the northwest of your.
03:14:50
She's doing this secretly for online
03:14:53
clicks at 18 degrees.
03:14:56
Don't you realize that it's the same freaking.
03:14:59
It just rotates in her? It's not a new.
03:15:01
I mean, it's not whether we're looking at the same backdrop of the world
03:15:05
and it just floats around.
03:15:06
She doesn't point at anything.
03:15:09
As we push into the northwest of Europe, we still see.
03:15:14
Snow there.
03:15:15
Nobody does there. Like this is the best.
03:15:17
It's Saturday weatherman. I'm.
03:15:19
It's three degrees in Kiev.
03:15:20
Apparently, it's always three degrees around seven degrees.
03:15:24
And that's it for me.
03:15:24
That's the studio.
03:15:28
Back to the studio.
03:15:32
You got me.
03:15:34
She's pretty, informative.
03:15:40
Oh, no.
03:15:43
Oh. No wonder you
03:15:45
give me a name for a name.
03:15:48
So it's Gary.
03:15:54
Speed.
03:15:54
Move.
03:15:56
Maybe one day you'll give me a name for a name.
03:15:59
So it's Gary.
03:16:05
Why is it so funny?
03:16:07
Maybe one day you'll give me a name for a name.
03:16:10
So it's Gary.
03:16:14
I don't get it.
03:16:17
Because it was ad libbed.
03:16:22
Oh, hey, I got this news.
03:16:47
Legalization.
03:16:49
Does it legalize marijuana in any way, shape or form?
03:16:53
In no way. Sanctions.
03:16:54
It's use as a recreational drug.
03:16:57
It's nothing to do with it.
03:16:58
At the same time,
03:16:59
the facts compel the federal government to recognize that marijuana can be,
03:17:04
legitimate in terms of medical applications when carefully administered.
03:17:09
In some cases, this may include the use as a substitute for addictive
03:17:14
and potentially lethal opioid painkillers and, they cause tremendous problems.
03:17:19
And this can do it in a much lesser way, can make people,
03:17:24
feel much better.
03:17:26
This reclassification order will make it far
03:17:28
easier to conduct marijuana related medical research,
03:17:32
allowing us to study benefits, potential dangers in future treatments.
03:17:37
It's to us, to us.
03:17:40
But we're also asking Congress to reconsider its classification of hemp
03:17:46
derived CBD to ensure seniors can access CBD products.
03:17:52
Yeah, the new law.
03:17:52
Fuck the CBD pain and use it.
03:17:56
We thank you for watching.
03:17:58
What new law?
03:18:00
Another promise kept I think it's ridiculous.
03:18:03
I mean, the only difference between schedule one and schedule three,
03:18:06
what it switched to is they're admitting or acknowledging
03:18:10
that marijuana may have actual use.
03:18:15
You know that besides abuse, which.
03:18:20
Duh, you're allowed to.
03:18:24
Carry it.
03:18:27
Not in the United States.
03:18:28
It's still illegal. You're still not allowed to carry it in the United States,
03:18:32
you can carry it in
03:18:32
states, but not the United States.
03:18:36
A little tricky there.
03:18:37
What it tells you, though, is the states do have higher power,
03:18:41
the will of the people.
03:18:44
But seriously,
03:18:46
baby steps some somebody's power.
03:18:49
It was supposed to related, you know, with weed in the hall, you know,
03:18:53
can we get much higher, higher power?
03:18:57
You see what I did?
03:18:59
What if higher power just meant the ability to grow things
03:19:02
that make you higher?
03:19:05
Yeah.
03:19:07
What? Yeah, whatever.
03:19:10
Yeah.
03:19:12
Well, yeah.
03:19:15
Well, definitely. Oh, wow.
03:19:18
What is this?
03:19:24
Pop a burger.
03:19:27
That you sure to get?
03:19:32
When?
03:19:36
Oh, it's, Who?
03:19:41
How would that exact weed that you're talking about
03:19:44
stack up against the shit that they have today?
03:19:49
The what
03:19:51
is that?
03:19:52
The weed doesn't even compare.
03:19:53
Maybe, like, dirt or like I read that they have, like, weed got Marilyn.
03:19:57
That's a perfect stoner answer.
03:19:58
Can you could you please play that think I
03:20:02
oh, he's gonna keep doing it even better.
03:20:04
Right. So so I mean well, well yeah.
03:20:06
Yeah, I mean, the what, I mean, it's all about chemistry.
03:20:10
Yeah. Right.
03:20:11
So you can get that.
03:20:12
I mean, we had the same we weed has a check to the plants.
03:20:15
The same as have been
03:20:16
in the beginning as it is now, you know, there's no there's no difference
03:20:20
in the beginning. You tell me you smoked.
03:20:22
But what did he mean by that in the beginning?
03:20:25
Tell me that you smoked real dank, kind bud way back in the 70s.
03:20:29
The best.
03:20:30
Wow. From Thailand.
03:20:32
Thai stick, they call it.
03:20:33
Or or the hash c hash.
03:20:36
See, that's what they.
03:20:37
That's what the civilized people did back in India in those places,
03:20:40
they would take the best of the best weed, the pollen.
03:20:43
Yeah.
03:20:44
And then they would condense it down and then they call them temple balls.
03:20:48
And the reason they call it temple balls is when they harvest the weed for the half
03:20:51
that you cut the plants down, they let the plants mature on the vine.
03:20:55
And then they would go through there and the pollen would just stick to
03:20:59
their leather or the naked bodies, and then they would come back
03:21:03
into this room and scrape off the pollen off their bodies.
03:21:06
And that's what they would make hash of.
03:21:08
And what did he say?
03:21:10
Delicate of the best of the best would go to the top
03:21:13
of the temple of the of the room, and that was for the temple.
03:21:17
And so they would scrape off that the hash and make balls out of that.
03:21:21
And those were temple balls.
03:21:23
And now now when you have that, you have a tiny, tiny little bit,
03:21:27
you know, put you away for a week if you're not careful
03:21:30
with 6 or 12, you know, you know, it's a big fallacy.
03:21:33
You know, I mean, I think, I think, high times in the Cannabis Cup,
03:21:37
they started a lot of these rumors, you know, because they would say,
03:21:40
oh, my weed stronger has got X percent more THC and all that.
03:21:45
But yeah, same as a Mexican.
03:21:47
We only difference with the Mexican weed is that they never cleaned
03:21:50
and they never separated.
03:21:51
So you had seed.
03:21:53
Yeah.
03:21:53
He hated that when they put, sugar or dirt or something to make it.
03:21:57
That's like the only thing that I use the disc for, for the longest time. So.
03:22:00
So a lot of times you're smoking stamp seeds, weed, you know, but the actual
03:22:04
to see doubt about weed has not changed in, in, thousands of, you know,
03:22:10
you can't it's it's, it's like a bull shit dude across he.
03:22:14
I'm sorry. He's running back in the day.
03:22:16
Even though they were smaller, they were juicier and more, more nutritious,
03:22:20
you know, than the funny ones they got. No.
03:22:22
So the weed, you know, people like to think, you know, they got all that.
03:22:26
We got this, this drink or this, chronic.
03:22:30
This stuff. Yeah. Forget it.
03:22:33
So according to the rest of them, they're they're just they're.
03:22:38
He's wrong. They're.
03:22:39
So they've been doing that, though.
03:22:41
Yeah. With everything.
03:22:42
With everything from celery to tomatoes to weed.
03:22:45
But then that would be a lot of the logical conclusion was
03:22:48
that we're comparing what the 70s to the 2025.
03:22:51
Right.
03:22:53
You don't think that they have evolved the cross
03:22:56
breeding or improving of strains of marijuana in 55 years?
03:23:03
Bullshit.
03:23:04
I respect you as the weed king, Mr. Kong.
03:23:07
What's his name? Chong.
03:23:08
I think they've made potatoes better in 55 years.
03:23:15
No. I mean, yeah, but
03:23:20
they've made them different.
03:23:22
But not better.
03:23:25
I don't know,
03:23:26
I just I've heard that there are growing
03:23:28
weed to be more THC heavy and less CBD.
03:23:32
And the weed he's talking about probably had pretty equal CBD to THC.
03:23:37
Not saying it wasn't as potent, but it was definitely different.
03:23:42
It was definitely different and I have no proof of that.
03:23:44
Therefore I believe it right.
03:23:48
It's not a there's not a single down your mind.
03:23:51
That is not the right thing.
03:23:54
Here we go.
03:23:57
Schools athletic director is on paid leave after comments
03:24:00
he made on a podcast about transgender athletes.
03:24:04
It's a story we've heard a thousand times
03:24:07
over the last 3 to 5 years, but this one has a twist.
03:24:12
Once again, this is a coach or school teacher
03:24:15
that got suspended or fired for saying comments about a transgender.
03:24:19
But wait, this all started when the Monroe girls volleyball team
03:24:23
played against a girl from Ann Arbor.
03:24:25
The parents say that player is transgender,
03:24:27
and one of those parents filed a title nine complaint.
03:24:31
Myakka City, that area headed to Monroe to find out what's really going on.
03:24:35
This title nine complaint filed by Monroe Parent points
03:24:39
to serious administrative failures in Ann Arbor and Monroe Public Schools.
03:24:43
It also calls out the Monroe athletic director, Chet Hansen.
03:24:48
Personally, it's not fair.
03:24:49
It's not equal, and it's not right.
03:24:51
John Lechner is taking a stand and says he's not alone.
03:24:55
Other parents are right there with him.
03:24:57
He claims his daughter and other Monroe High School volleyball players
03:25:01
had to share a court and locker room with a transgender student from Ann Arbor
03:25:05
Skyline High School, putting female athletes at risk.
03:25:09
They pair who allows that to happen?
03:25:11
Or faculty, whether it be an ad for a school, they should be 100%
03:25:16
100% held accountable like everybody else in the middle.
03:25:20
To be clear, that's just the parent.
03:25:22
That's not the teacher that was suspended of this.
03:25:25
Monroe athletic director Chet Hesson spoke
03:25:28
on the podcast, expressing sympathy for the alleged transgender
03:25:32
girl who remains unnamed whether they're trans or not.
03:25:36
Just having that much negative eyeball on you and rhetoric is like, incredible.
03:25:41
The amount of pressure that you feel as a 16 or 17 or 18 year old.
03:25:46
After his comments, he was placed on paid leave,
03:25:49
Monroe High School said individual staff members personal opinions
03:25:53
do not reflect the district's official position.
03:25:56
Not having parents and adults realize the impact that it's having on somebody,
03:26:01
but you're not realizing the impact it has on the girls and disheartening.
03:26:05
And it makes it really bad on the high school athletic.
03:26:09
Yeah, but what he's saying, I mean.
03:26:13
He's saying that it
03:26:14
impacts the one, the minority, and it may,
03:26:18
but what about the parents and the,
03:26:20
you know, 20,000 people standing outside holding signs saying, it's not fair.
03:26:24
The girls are literally fed up of playing with boys.
03:26:28
But I just it's it's a total tide of tide.
03:26:31
What am I trying to say? It's a total shift.
03:26:34
The tide has turned.
03:26:35
This person got suspended for standing up for trans.
03:26:39
Can they, like, move to the side, start their own league?
03:26:42
That's women's only.
03:26:43
No trans.
03:26:44
And then.
03:26:47
Well, that's what they're trying to do.
03:26:49
And every time they try to do that, they say, no, I'm a woman too.
03:26:51
And if you don't admit it, you're a hateful bigot.
03:26:53
And then since hate speech is real, it becomes a terrorist thing.
03:26:57
It's crazy.
03:26:59
It's literally crazy.
03:27:00
You have to accept crazy or you're labeled crazy.
03:27:06
I don't, I just I appreciate that
03:27:10
society has seemed to have caught
03:27:12
up to a little bit of reason,
03:27:15
and it's a very sensitive subject.
03:27:16
It's unfortunate if you are in a very minority class that,
03:27:20
you know, like atheism or transgender, that isn't accepted by most people.
03:27:25
It's unfortunate. If.
03:27:28
There's some factor truth to it, but
03:27:32
I think it's just time we start thinking
03:27:33
about society as a whole.
03:27:36
So Christianity and no, I better stop what I'm saying.
03:27:39
I got to hit this button.
03:27:40
Christianity and
03:27:43
even more.
03:27:47
Allowed to be able to do and say,
03:27:50
yeah, why not have both?
03:27:51
So is that what you were saying to just an all girls and an all girls and trans?
03:27:59
Well, you just start your own side.
03:28:00
They.
03:28:00
And then they tried, they tried, they, they tried trans and they were stopped.
03:28:06
They're like this is not what we want.
03:28:09
Trans only the trans were like, we don't want to compete with freaks.
03:28:13
We want to compete with girls because we're girls.
03:28:15
Sorry, that was a joke.
03:28:16
But it makes that's actually literally what it is.
03:28:20
I don't want to play with these freaks.
03:28:22
That's a joke.
03:28:22
That's I'm saying that's what the trans say.
03:28:25
But they're so shortsighted that I want to play with real girls.
03:28:27
I don't want to play freaks. Come on, you got to get give me a little credit.
03:28:30
That might be called open.
03:28:31
And if you feel like you can compete, go ahead.
03:28:33
And you can use whatever steroids you want.
03:28:35
And there's no restrictions on whatever you hear about the enhanced games.
03:28:40
Is that what you're talking about or. No.
03:28:42
Because they actually did exactly what you.
03:28:44
Yeah, they did exactly what you said.
03:28:46
Doping.
03:28:47
It's doping is is required.
03:28:53
Yeah.
03:28:53
That's it I mean it's it's coming out in 2026
03:28:55
I think, I think it's in Dubai or someplace like that. It's
03:29:00
definitely if you if you guys do that let me know how it works.
03:29:02
They only have two events and it's pretty sad.
03:29:05
But the concept of it is great once they start adding fighting
03:29:08
and other real sports.
03:29:11
Sadly, the Americans, as our education
03:29:15
drops and our thirst for blood rises,
03:29:19
there's no way regular boxing will ever, ever be or ever.
03:29:22
The Olympics are done.
03:29:24
If there's an enhanced Olympics, who's going to watch somebody want to ski?
03:29:27
Jump 20ft when you can watch somebody ski, jump 200ft.
03:29:31
Oh, okay. That'd be kick ass. Who?
03:29:35
Who? Has the wrong button, but it kind of worked.
03:29:41
The only thing I have left at this point is a protein rant.
03:29:43
A woe to soybeans.
03:29:48
Oh, in the cameras.
03:29:49
I don't want to cover this story, but before you get into that,
03:29:52
did you hear that the cameras were turned off at the Brown University shooting?
03:29:58
No, I didn't hear there was a Brown University shooting.
03:30:01
Did I hear there was a Brown University shooting?
03:30:03
Yeah, we covered it.
03:30:05
It was pretty.
03:30:05
It was like two weeks ago. See, priority forgot your stoner brain.
03:30:08
You forgot.
03:30:08
Even though you argue
03:30:09
someone saying that we don't know weed doesn't affect your memory.
03:30:12
Not me.
03:30:13
No, that enhances my creativity.
03:30:15
Shootings I don't. Yeah, it is hard to keep straight. You're right.
03:30:18
The Brown University shooting was a guy that shot to shot a bunch.
03:30:22
Two people died and he ran off campus and they lost him.
03:30:24
They couldn't find him, and there was no security footage of him.
03:30:27
And everyone was like, what the.
03:30:29
Turns out, 30 plus human rights groups demanded that universities
03:30:32
dismantle surveillance to protect free speech. Why?
03:30:36
To protect from Ice arrests.
03:30:40
So it is rumored, and I have no proof of this,
03:30:43
but it's rumored that Brown University had their cameras turned off
03:30:46
because they didn't want the cameras to catch
03:30:50
ice people. Now, that was an old story.
03:30:52
Obviously, I want to do that.
03:30:53
And in full disclosure, the reason they didn't catch him on
03:30:55
camera is because the shooting happened on the edge of campus,
03:30:58
and he just simply left.
03:31:03
But it's more fun to think that story.
03:31:05
There's a big conspiracy theory.
03:31:06
Well, no, that's true.
03:31:07
There are some universities that have
03:31:10
turned off their surveillance because Ice can tap into them.
03:31:13
If it's a state school, they they can share, you know,
03:31:16
you ever hear the blue light I think it's called or the green light
03:31:19
where your business allows police to access your front cameras
03:31:22
to help security.
03:31:24
They do it with people with ring cameras to
03:31:27
almost all universities do it with their cameras.
03:31:29
So police and FBI have access instantly, and Ice has been using them
03:31:34
to capture the illegals, which is efficient.
03:31:36
I think they should do that.
03:31:38
If you're here illegally, you should probably not be.
03:31:41
It's unfortunate if you've been getting away with it
03:31:43
and you built a whole life here.
03:31:44
I'm very sorry for that.
03:31:48
And now a protein rant.
03:31:50
Oh wait, you got something?
03:31:51
And then a protein. Right?
03:31:55
Did you have jars?
03:31:55
Did you have jars or mad
03:31:57
people were making this person they put the weed out on own on the counter.
03:32:01
You need a free freeway for Christmas.
03:32:03
Is weed legal in that state?
03:32:05
It could make a California legal.
03:32:08
The problem is they say, oh,
03:32:09
it was down the street from a high school and you just give it a free weed.
03:32:12
They go, you know what you give it to.
03:32:14
Oh, that's that's true, that's true.
03:32:16
They should have the they should have been.
03:32:18
So one person standing there would to fix this.
03:32:21
Can I see your idea.
03:32:23
One person standing there.
03:32:24
Me I would take all of the weed and go, okay, sweet.
03:32:26
Well, no, it's your weed.
03:32:27
You. It'd be it'd be stupid for you to pile it on the truck.
03:32:31
Take it down there, put it out there and go, oh, free weed.
03:32:34
I'm going to take it because I need to explain economics to you.
03:32:37
If you buy your own supply you or steal your own supply, you don't gain anything.
03:32:43
But if it was you literally on the high school
03:32:46
signage I didn't see, like I didn't scroll down past a banner.
03:32:49
No, what they put. That's the high school right behind us.
03:32:53
I mean, behind the Christmas tree view.
03:32:56
Oh, placer High School,
03:32:58
what?
03:33:01
Placer music boosters, Christmas tree.
03:33:03
So they were selling Christmas trees for a fundraiser.
03:33:06
It looks like
03:33:07
Merry Christmas.
03:33:08
Freeway organic, huge fruit.
03:33:11
Okay, so this is a genuinely generous idea.
03:33:15
Gone horribly, horribly stupid.
03:33:18
And I can tell by the writing that it was a woman.
03:33:22
I, I have a gift I can recognize, right?
03:33:25
But I can bubble bubbly women's writing.
03:33:27
It's so neat.
03:33:28
No man on earth can write that.
03:33:31
So a bunch of pregnant women to write it so it, like, looks better.
03:33:35
Yeah, but that's right there.
03:33:36
I'm a man, and I do stupid things sometimes. And I love that.
03:33:39
I have a woman that'll say what are you doing?
03:33:41
You can't do this.
03:33:42
And it's not like she runs my life, but she makes me better.
03:33:45
And she would never allow me to put fruit.
03:33:47
I wouldn't anyways, to begin with, but if I was at a level to be that stupid and
03:33:51
I told her to write a sign for free weed, she would go at the very least.
03:33:55
Where are you taking this free weed?
03:33:59
Dude, it looks like some bad weed.
03:34:02
Yeah, it doesn't look the greatest.
03:34:05
The little jar looks okay, but that big jar looks like shit I throw away.
03:34:09
I don't know if it's fully trimmed.
03:34:13
It says what it is on it.
03:34:15
I don't.
03:34:16
Oh, yes.
03:34:18
I don't know what Steve Colbert.
03:34:19
Is Steve over it? Yeah, right.
03:34:21
It's supposed to be Steve Austin spicy.
03:34:25
Wait. Clone. Clone. Get clone.
03:34:27
Dig goods.
03:34:31
There you go.
03:34:31
Dude, when I used to buy weed from somebody, allegedly,
03:34:35
who had jars with Sharpie written on it.
03:34:40
It took them, like two years because they're stoners to realize
03:34:42
you could put a piece of tape and change it.
03:34:44
I'm like, oh, dude, you got some fucking pineapple chronic.
03:34:47
I'm just making up a name, I don't remember.
03:34:48
And they're like, oh no, that's not what's in there.
03:34:51
Yeah.
03:34:52
But see like dated 2018, 2020, 2019
03:34:56
who's like store on this weed not smoking it.
03:34:59
Maybe somebody went to prison or some shit.
03:35:01
And then they got out and they were like, oh, I got to get rid of my weed.
03:35:04
Or maybe it's just fake.
03:35:05
I know this is a new story.
03:35:10
Wait, what's the long one?
03:35:11
Does it say Prince Cream?
03:35:13
I would never smoke anything called Prince Cream.
03:35:16
Yeah, Prince.
03:35:19
Cream.
03:35:20
Prince cream.
03:35:21
Princess as Princess cream and the.
03:35:24
Oh, you know what?
03:35:25
I would. I would smoke Princess cream.
03:35:28
That's a big difference.
03:35:30
Princess cream and the creek chrome
03:35:33
cream.
03:35:35
Six. Princess cream.
03:35:37
I'm in a weird position.
03:35:38
I'm holding my mouse click and I don't remember what I clicked on.
03:35:42
I'm just gonna have to let go and see what happens.
03:35:45
Helicopter like nothing happened.
03:35:48
What is this?
03:35:51
I got a protein rant
03:35:53
on that protein.
03:35:56
What do cops do with, evidence?
03:35:58
Did you hear?
03:35:59
Do we do that story when they had to burn all the weed?
03:36:02
They had, like 50 years, 70 years
03:36:05
worth of evidential drugs?
03:36:09
So good.
03:36:10
That's it.
03:36:11
That's it. They had to destroy. They.
03:36:14
They had to destroy, like, 50 or 70 years worth of drug evidence.
03:36:19
It was a problem.
03:36:20
They didn't know how to do it.
03:36:22
This is drug evidence.
03:36:25
Yeah.
03:36:25
They were like, this isn't evidence anymore because the
03:36:29
it has to be it is now legal.
03:36:30
So they didn't let people take her
03:36:33
a massive stick in the background on that one.
03:36:36
None of that.
03:36:37
We would fly in Michigan because you notice our labels are all uniform.
03:36:40
It's from seed to sale. They call it in Michigan.
03:36:43
Allegedly, every bud you can track from its birth
03:36:46
allegedly, allegedly,
03:36:48
technically when I exhale, that's it's after life.
03:36:51
I said after birth.
03:36:56
Well, I mean, they can
03:36:56
track they can track weed,
03:37:00
they can track everything.
03:37:02
Nowadays. You should see the tracks skulls.
03:37:05
Why not?
03:37:10
What?
03:37:11
Why not?
03:37:11
They can track skulls. It has a signature.
03:37:14
They cannot track skulls, bro. Trust.
03:37:16
What are you talking about?
03:37:19
The family of Edna Burton tells me
03:37:20
she worked at Henry Ford Center for more than C.
03:37:24
Gary. Just so you know, you fuck. I've heard of this story.
03:37:26
I knew exactly what I was saying, but I didn't say.
03:37:28
Are you talking about the build and ruin the whole thing?
03:37:31
I played along later when it was time to read,
03:37:33
and I'm talking about ruining it anyways. Disbelief.
03:37:35
When the hospital break in the third fourth.
03:37:37
It ain't even about the money.
03:37:39
There's a fifth wall.
03:37:41
It's a pentagon.
03:37:42
It was June of 2023 when Burton underwent a craniotomy, where part of her
03:37:47
what moved to relieve pressure on the hemochromatosis back on the same O.R.
03:37:52
unit where she worked now 2023 of 20, set a hormone.
03:37:56
Out of her went a Hema craniotomy, where point a Hema craniotomy
03:37:59
where part of her skull was removed.
03:38:03
He he ectomy where part of her skull was removed.
03:38:06
Underwent a Hema craniotomy, which sounds like a made up word.
03:38:09
You should get another doctor on her brain.
03:38:12
She. You have to get rid of your ears.
03:38:13
You can bring in the cadaver unit where she worked for over your ear.
03:38:16
Two months later, as she was being prepped to undergo surgery to have the piece.
03:38:20
Stay away from Henry Ford health learned it was gone.
03:38:23
Her boss come down there.
03:38:24
She work for be here, Jennifer, she says, and I'm so sorry.
03:38:29
I'm just concerned.
03:38:29
Now, this later, as she was being prepped to undergo surgery,
03:38:33
are we skipping the fact that her name was Audrey in the same O.R.
03:38:36
unit where she worked for over two decades?
03:38:39
Months later, as she was being prepped to undergo surgery
03:38:41
to have the piece reattached, do they explain what this.
03:38:46
They remove a
03:38:47
piece of her skull, leave it removed, keep it in the hospital, and then, like,
03:38:53
months later, they just they put it back.
03:38:57
No, they couldn't put it back.
03:38:58
They lost it.
03:39:01
I know, but,
03:39:03
can you really be mad?
03:39:05
They're doing some weird shit here.
03:39:06
This is like science fiction.
03:39:09
I I'm gonna I I'm not comparing what I saying.
03:39:13
You know what it.
03:39:15
But I have this little magnet tray
03:39:18
that whenever I take something out of something,
03:39:21
you know, if I'm building or fixing
03:39:23
every screw, every piece,
03:39:26
if there's only a handful, I put them in this little magnetic thing.
03:39:29
If there's more than that, that'll fit in that magnetic thing.
03:39:32
I tag them and track them so I can put them back where I go.
03:39:35
I pray to God if there is a God or Jared Goff, whoever
03:39:38
you believe in, that they do that with skull pieces when they take him.
03:39:41
Why they didn't market and put it in a safe spot
03:39:44
like some people, when they build, they have a whole mat.
03:39:48
Do you ever seen this?
03:39:49
And then when they take something apart, if there's like a nut or a bolt,
03:39:53
they put it down on this mat, a white mat, and they'll trace it
03:39:57
and it sits there
03:39:57
and in case it gets knocked over, you can knock everything over
03:40:00
and you literally have a drawing of every piece.
03:40:02
You know exactly where it goes and what order it goes. Back in.
03:40:05
This was obviously before we had smartphones
03:40:07
where you could just take pictures and it's not go, you're an idiot.
03:40:09
I just take pictures or shit.
03:40:10
But I'm saying it's processes
03:40:12
that, oh my God, they should use when they're taking brain skulls out.
03:40:15
What was their excuse?
03:40:16
They just couldn't find it.
03:40:19
I think we're about to find out.
03:40:20
But honestly, like in that instance, like.
03:40:22
And you can't find it like okay, they, they, they either can live without it
03:40:26
because they've been doing the 3D print one man so far, I don't know, can you?
03:40:30
I mean, it sounds like me.
03:40:31
I'm pretty
03:40:32
sure I could 3D print one in my basement, so they should be able to do one there.
03:40:36
I mean, do you think this is something that happens often?
03:40:39
Are there other.
03:40:40
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
03:40:41
Well, people I have could you potentially do have like a pay it forward
03:40:45
situation where I have a friend that works in a hospital
03:40:48
and I'm not even going to say what he does
03:40:50
or anything about it, but he tells a story.
03:40:52
I don't know if any of them are true, but we.
03:40:54
I used to think he.
03:40:56
He used to think he was an idiot.
03:40:57
But the more I talk to him, the more stuff he says.
03:41:01
Just to give you one example, I was like, I'm pretty sure they killed my father
03:41:05
with morphine because they kept they ate.
03:41:09
I mean, he was they he was going to die anyways at any moment.
03:41:12
And they just kept pumping their like 40 freaking.
03:41:14
It was more I can get the number actually, because we wrote it down when we were
03:41:16
going to sue, but then we found out that's pretty much common practice.
03:41:20
They sue you to I mean, they they sue you, they pump you up with morphine
03:41:23
until your paralyzed and then eventually your lungs just stop breathing.
03:41:28
And he's he confirmed.
03:41:30
Oh yeah.
03:41:30
They do that with almost everyone that dies of natural causes
03:41:34
because otherwise you'd call for like minutes or hours,
03:41:39
but no one would ever tell you.
03:41:40
They would deny it at the at the actual desk. But.
03:41:43
So I wouldn't be surprised if they do some horrid things like,
03:41:47
you know, play
03:41:49
play with the put it on their head, do fucking.
03:41:54
I don't know, it's probably all humane shit, but a lot of people are sick.
03:41:58
What did they say they did with it?
03:41:59
I need to know.
03:42:01
I need to know.
03:42:03
Her family learned it was gone.
03:42:05
Her boss come down there.
03:42:06
She worked for a years, Jennifer, she says, and I'm so sorry.
03:42:10
I'm so sorry. Now, this is like a day or so later.
03:42:13
I'm so sorry. I really don't know what happened.
03:42:15
I don't know how this to happened.
03:42:16
She, in tears, according to a lawsuit filed, threw it away.
03:42:19
County circuit court.
03:42:20
The hospital mixed up her bone flap with the bones of a woman named Edna Brown.
03:42:25
The hospital then paid for a prosthetic plate to use as a replacement.
03:42:29
The family says
03:42:31
for them, a $25 gas card as an apology.
03:42:36
That's this is a joke.
03:42:38
This is a joke.
03:42:39
The family in the lawsuit
03:42:40
after the Price of Justice piece was attached,
03:42:42
Morton's family says her health rapidly caused, and she now lives
03:42:46
in a nursing home because Piper's wound and uses a feeding tube.
03:42:50
To be clear,
03:42:52
the first dude that we took, they took a piece of his skull
03:42:54
and they accidentally put it on this woman's head.
03:42:56
And my understanding this correctly,
03:42:59
I think they took this woman's go put it on somebody
03:43:01
else's head.
03:43:04
Who's missing?
03:43:05
The piece?
03:43:06
This woman.
03:43:09
Okay, so Ben says
03:43:11
the hospital maintains her decline was not caused by the prosthetic.
03:43:15
We think it's asinine that.
03:43:17
Do you think they told her that it wasn't her skull?
03:43:19
Just put the piece in and hope for the best.
03:43:20
The artificial skull compared to the natural God given chunk of her skull.
03:43:27
God given.
03:43:28
What does that mean? Says they want Gary.
03:43:29
What does that mean? Held accountable.
03:43:31
But they can say that at all.
03:43:32
What she's going through stand from a stroke. How do we know
03:43:36
y'all do our Bible?
03:43:38
Y'all didn't even give him a chance. It's important to note.
03:43:40
Sorry, that's not the way the law works.
03:43:42
You have to prove that what you did damage, not. How do we know?
03:43:45
You sound like Gary out to Ascension Health for a comment on this lawsuit
03:43:48
and have not heard back.
03:43:50
Noel Friel, local four,
03:43:52
local four.
03:43:55
I wouldn't do her
03:43:57
do her?
03:44:00
No. The no.
03:44:01
Do the woman with the brain piece.
03:44:03
Oh yeah.
03:44:05
With the who?
03:44:08
Yeah.
03:44:08
That's another thing too, in case they threw it out.
03:44:13
Because of the fucking Bobbitt situation, they checked out the car window.
03:44:17
When I do jobs, too, there's another thing I learned is
03:44:20
we a lot of times I have to open, I get parts shipped,
03:44:23
we have to open all the parts, and then we have to
03:44:26
install the parts.
03:44:29
Even at home, when you read the manual,
03:44:32
you might want to keep the parts in the manual
03:44:34
without just throwing them into a box and throwing them into a woodchipper
03:44:37
or dumpster, or a compactor topic, or a garbage truck.
03:44:42
Because you may realize that you accidentally,
03:44:44
I don't know, threw a piece of the skull in with the trash.
03:44:48
So here's a tip always keep your trash separated from your real trash
03:44:52
until the job is completely over.
03:44:53
Or the basic wait, what did Gary say he was building?
03:44:56
He built it upside down.
03:44:57
He built something upside down.
03:44:59
He didn't realize till sometimes you might build something and realized
03:45:02
there was a piece missing.
03:45:03
And you threw it in the trash like
03:45:08
he said, he built a bicycle.
03:45:09
Religion.
03:45:12
My name is not Stan Acosta.
03:45:14
I'm a 16 year old BMX athlete from Canada.
03:45:19
So if he if he texted himself world
03:45:22
record something gross, he could go to jail for sexting.
03:45:26
Yeah, these guys are adults, but adults consent to Covid 19.
03:45:30
Something on my wrist around Canada this year.
03:45:33
Consenting adults can text MythBusters.
03:45:36
Can you tell me
03:45:37
if that movement slows the bike down and makes it go further, challenge myself?
03:45:40
And also because he is he is pushing it forward, but he's also pulling it back.
03:45:46
My BMX training is pretty intense.
03:45:48
I think if he was totally still imbalanced, he'd go further.
03:45:51
World record.
03:45:53
But I'm wrong, right?
03:45:54
Because this guy broke the record
03:45:56
and the guy that stayed still didn't break the record.
03:46:00
So the wiggling is actually what's making him go further.
03:46:03
I ride my bike at the lower, I think the better balance.
03:46:05
I do sprints on the bike and I also go at the gym three times.
03:46:09
Better bounce. Could be them.
03:46:11
He's outside.
03:46:12
It could be a back up tailwind.
03:46:14
I'm a very competitive person and if he keeps moving like that,
03:46:18
I'm going to come one day.
03:46:20
I want to represent Canada at the Olympics for BMX racing.
03:46:23
This is the stepping stone to this stuff.
03:46:25
Can't you just like, balance it
03:46:27
to where you're constantly just like falling forward?
03:46:31
No gravity.
03:46:32
Just so everybody knows.
03:46:33
The trick with these is the front wheel works as a gyroscope.
03:46:36
It really, really helps balance the bike.
03:46:42
You ever play that game?
03:46:43
It's not a game.
03:46:44
It's more of an experiment where you have a bike wheel
03:46:46
and you hold it, and then they spin it
03:46:49
and you can let go, and it almost floats in the air
03:46:51
and let go with one arm, and it almost floats in the air. And.
03:47:00
If you were to let go with both arms.
03:47:09
Do you know what happens
03:47:10
if you take that bike wheel and you spin it real fast and you let go?
03:47:14
That's cool.
03:47:21
One of the big pharma companies,
03:47:24
helicopter, has become.
03:47:31
There's a new move over crack.
03:47:34
There's a new epidemic in town.
03:47:38
Do you people really think you can get healthy by eating protein?
03:47:42
Doritos?
03:47:45
Like, sure, they have protein,
03:47:48
but they're also got Doritos.
03:47:51
Like, how much more unhealthy can you get?
03:47:55
It's created opportunity for things like this protein packed ice cream.
03:47:59
There's companies like us
03:48:00
when we're bringing ice cream to the table and people can actually enjoy it.
03:48:07
Yeah.
03:48:08
Hear that?
03:48:09
We can finally enjoy ice cream.
03:48:14
I hope orgasms are next.
03:48:18
That's what I love about this country.
03:48:20
We'll eat something healthy, but only if we can lick it off a cone.
03:48:25
And not only can you eat your protein while watching Project Runway
03:48:29
with your girlies, you can also sip it on your morning commute.
03:48:35
Starbucks entering the protein wars.
03:48:38
The coffee giant is trying out a new protein called foam.
03:48:42
You can get up to 36g of protein in a given day.
03:48:45
The new menu features flavors like banana, vanilla, pumpkin, and pecan.
03:48:50
Oh goody.
03:48:52
Protein packed pumpkin spice cold foam.
03:48:56
My wish has been granted.
03:48:59
I was starting to think that shirtless man
03:49:01
in my apartment wasn't a genie.
03:49:05
Dude, I had this,
03:49:09
wasn't really an offer, but I saw this job opportunity
03:49:12
where all you had to do is go to Costco and buy three packs of protein coffee.
03:49:16
You get to keep it, and they paid you $15 for gas and go into the store.
03:49:21
But the coffee was worth like an hour, 40 or 50 bucks each.
03:49:24
So like you, people are going to buy it either just throwing it away, drinking it,
03:49:28
or selling it on eBay.
03:49:29
But the reason was, is because the coffee company, I was like, what?
03:49:32
What kind of scam is this?
03:49:33
They're just trying to get up their numbers.
03:49:34
But if they're paying for their own coffee, isn't that like
03:49:38
there's a name for that?
03:49:39
When you do that with your books,
03:49:40
you inflate your books and have two sets or whatever.
03:49:42
I was like, that's got to be some kind of illegal thing.
03:49:45
And maybe it is,
03:49:45
and I hopefully I'm
03:49:46
enlightening it to the public right now and somebody that can do
03:49:48
something about it to go after this company.
03:49:51
The only thing they were trying to do
03:49:53
was to get placement into the Costco year end Christmas catalog.
03:49:57
Only the busiest, biggest seller.
03:49:59
I don't know why I said busiest.
03:50:01
Only the biggest sellers that they offer in Costco get put in this
03:50:05
magical catalog that makes you then sell to the whole world.
03:50:08
You know, nonmembers even maybe, I don't know, but
03:50:12
they just want to get into the Costco catalog.
03:50:14
So they were fake buying coffee didn't have to leave a review.
03:50:18
I've seen those. I've seen lots of those.
03:50:22
Where they pay, they literally pay you.
03:50:24
They'll send you or they reimburse for whatever.
03:50:27
You pay for the product, and you give a review.
03:50:31
So it looks like it's an authentic buyer.
03:50:34
Hey, what are we supposed to do with this?
03:50:35
Did you?
03:50:37
I didn't realize we had the juice segment.
03:50:39
Do you have there's a I.
03:50:41
I did have a Ben Shapiro thing, but it's more for Gary.
03:50:46
Yeah, well, we'll debut that on the last show of the year.
03:50:51
Yeah.
03:50:51
Which
03:50:54
I, we were supposed to have a monologue marathon,
03:50:58
but my God, that is just some brutal editing.
03:51:03
You can't I it
03:51:06
if you can let me know how
03:51:09
you can just take all the episodes.
03:51:11
It's they're all they're all way too fucking long for anything
03:51:14
I have access to.
03:51:15
You take the first 20 minutes of every single one of these episodes and
03:51:19
just laughs at me.
03:51:20
No, I tried that at first, and it's just weird. It's not.
03:51:23
And there's unfortunately, the producer decided
03:51:26
to put an intro song and some other fun things between them.
03:51:29
So I try to get rid of all I just want monologue from start to finish.
03:51:34
And like the first ten shows,
03:51:35
there aren't even monologues.
03:51:38
So like I try, I got those
03:51:40
I'm about 20 shows in, but there's like what, 135?
03:51:46
So maybe we'll just, you know, have a show marathon
03:51:48
because that's more fun and we're in it to we are the best part of the show.
03:51:52
I have a bad feeling
03:51:54
like at some point you could even do like,
03:51:58
bullshit show of just like
03:51:59
all music segments are all, oh, I have that right now.
03:52:03
I've extracurricular so
03:52:06
I'm a we're like an anal digital sorter.
03:52:09
Completely wrong topic.
03:52:11
I don't use my fingers to do it, but yeah.
03:52:13
So everything all the topics order, all the videos I do
03:52:17
because I learned a long time ago as far as categories like you can just
03:52:20
click on music and it'll I can play a playlist of all all the music.
03:52:24
I'd love to do that. That'd be great.
03:52:27
But can't do with the monologue because that's part of the show.
03:52:31
And I think if we pulled that thread and we literally like,
03:52:33
show people just the monologue portion, the brains of the operation, so to speak,
03:52:37
the meat of the topics,
03:52:40
we're going to lose viewers.
03:52:43
We got to mix it up.
03:52:46
I don't think the I don't think
03:52:47
the monologue marathon is a good idea, is all I'm saying.
03:52:51
It's a good idea for one person.
03:52:55
Is right.
03:52:57
And he'd love it.
03:52:59
So maybe he can help me edit them.
03:53:00
I'll show them how he's going to come over with.
03:53:02
His trailer came tomorrow and I'm going to put him to work editing monologues.
03:53:08
I should be home about 4:00
03:53:10
every so 10:00 till between 2 and 4:00.
03:53:15
I'll be home.
03:53:18
I don't expect to you.
03:53:22
I don't expect you.
03:53:28
I just might be about it.
03:53:29
We made it to four hours this time, though.
03:53:31
We haven't done that in a long time.
03:53:32
And when I started the show today, I expected
03:53:35
we would go an hour and a half and just phone it in and get out.
03:53:39
Next week is, automatic, which is perfect
03:53:41
because what we're going to do is just take a week off,
03:53:45
set up a bunch of music, Christmas end of the year party stuff.
03:53:49
George going to have a birthday report,
03:53:52
which is kind of gay because we're adults and we don't celebrate our birthdays.
03:53:56
You're having a birthday party?
03:53:59
Shit, you probably are.
03:54:00
You didn't answer right away.
03:54:01
I'm comparing you to Gary and hoping you're not,
03:54:02
because Gary has a birthday party every year like he's ten.
03:54:06
And I'm curious if you're having a 40.
03:54:08
Let me guess.
03:54:09
And this is
03:54:09
this is weird
03:54:10
because I'm stealing this from another podcast
03:54:11
because they went off on men for doing this,
03:54:13
and I tried to capture it, but I lost where it was and I couldn't find it.
03:54:16
And it's just gone.
03:54:19
They literally said
03:54:20
that if you are doing more than going out to dinner
03:54:23
with your wife on your birthday and you're over 30, you are retarded.
03:54:27
You're a child, you're autistic or something, you're like down syndrome.
03:54:31
So I can hope that you are going out to dinner with somebody
03:54:35
you care about or your gay lover, whoever, whoever's more important to you.
03:54:39
And that is how you're celebrating your 41st birthday.
03:54:41
Or are you always screwed because of Christmas?
03:54:45
Have you never celebrated your birthday in your life?
03:54:48
Never.
03:54:50
It's always been Christmas, hasn't it?
03:54:53
It's always been that fucking Christmas.
03:54:55
I'm pulling into the bitter on the theater thread, aren't you?
03:54:59
Aren't I bullshit?
03:55:02
I know how you feel because my birthday's on Cinco de Mayo,
03:55:06
which is just as big as Christmas in Mexico.
03:55:11
So we have something in common.
03:55:12
We share birthday.
03:55:13
So you don't even.
03:55:14
Really, though your year is the date you're in Mexico.
03:55:17
I don't mean to break it to you, but yours is on Boxing Day.
03:55:20
Your birthday is on Boxing Day.
03:55:25
Boxing day is literally the day
03:55:26
that Canada returns their Christmas gifts.
03:55:31
I'm not sure where
03:55:32
I'm going with this, but Canada, I don't know,
03:55:35
kind of,
03:55:37
I don't like the way that my red Christmas lights make my whole entire face
03:55:40
look red this time,
03:55:42
and I'm off center because I wanted to show my father time
03:55:45
and my Christmas lights.
03:55:46
But now I don't like it.
03:55:48
I also don't like my voice because I yell like a gay fag.
03:55:51
In your words at the Lions game.
03:55:53
Yeah, yeah, I did my part, girl. Queer.
03:55:56
They did not know.
03:55:57
Dude, if you would have heard me, I would.
03:55:59
Oh my God, I can't do it right.
03:56:02
Listen, we can't do right now because my voice is shot.
03:56:05
But ask my children.
03:56:07
Ask my mother, ask my wife.
03:56:08
Ask any stranger who's ever cross will embarrass you.
03:56:11
I don't even have to get to a fight.
03:56:12
I can put the fear of God into you just with my fucking yelling.
03:56:17
I have a talent.
03:56:19
I'm not threatening you.
03:56:20
I'm just saying it was rah rah rah.
03:56:23
It was the very least, it would at the very least, make you alert
03:56:26
that I was there.
03:56:28
Large by large bark, no bite.
03:56:32
So what's your point?
03:56:35
I have no point.
03:56:36
I'm going to pull up your fucking videos.
03:56:38
You better be ready.
03:56:40
What video?
03:56:43
Oh, yeah.
03:56:44
Hell yeah, we can play that. I just wanted some.
03:56:46
Some nice to look at. What?
03:56:47
We talked amorous streak with another stand out representatives.
03:56:50
Are this the Los Angeles premiere of.
03:56:52
I don't think she's hot at all. Housemaid.
03:56:54
It goes back and forth like I saw my wife is watching.
03:56:57
I don't think she's not at all. So these years. I'll go there.
03:57:00
She's more of an attractive.
03:57:02
They're on the ugly.
03:57:03
They're. Her fashion choices were. Why?
03:57:06
It's weird. Oh, hold on.
03:57:06
So everything.
03:57:07
Every time she looks gorgeous and clean, it's kind of weird.
03:57:10
Like immediately turned heads. So you like dirty girls?
03:57:13
You like greasy dirt?
03:57:14
No. She's gorgeous looking there at this angle in this.
03:57:17
Like the Sheen's moments on social media, is that if you are not so briefly
03:57:22
white ensemble.
03:57:23
No, it's more or less the face of face changes.
03:57:25
It's like a cheap custom floor length gown, by golly.
03:57:29
But that's that's great.
03:57:30
Rear runner to look exactly the same every time.
03:57:33
Feather trim along the half. She's a two face.
03:57:36
Sometimes she looks good, sometimes she looks bad.
03:57:38
It depends on the lighting, bad lighting.
03:57:40
You really do it just in case.
03:57:42
It's like I've never done a Seinfeld quote.
03:57:44
Two hour, four hours from Jacob and bad lighting on the poor old red lip added
03:57:48
a classic finishing touch.
03:57:49
The look sparked comparisons to another iconic blond moment.
03:57:53
Do do you think?
03:57:55
Unforgettable white halter dress from 19.
03:57:58
I try to get Sora to do some shit like that.
03:58:00
And I wouldn't say inappropriate,
03:58:02
but I'm like, you're the one making inappropriate.
03:58:03
I get to make her undone. Inappropriate.
03:58:06
Second, all white.
03:58:07
If a woman wears a dress like that, is
03:58:09
she allowed to say like, my eyes are up here?
03:58:11
Case by shoes.
03:58:12
Yutong paired with matching heels as for the fashion audiences, all this stuff.
03:58:17
Why? We're seeing her face everywhere.
03:58:18
It's just because she's in The Handmaid's Tale.
03:58:21
Mermaid arms. Tails. Yeah, yeah.
03:58:24
What's that movie that pissed a bunch of people off with her?
03:58:27
No. No, I got in a fight with my wife about that.
03:58:30
No, it's not about the.
03:58:32
It's not about jeans. It's about her movie.
03:58:34
She's in them
03:58:36
hand.
03:58:37
Whatever.
03:58:39
See, this is the owner to see this.
03:58:42
I'm just so impressed with your fucking YouTube bubble.
03:58:45
You have little girls, and you have fucking 14 year old videos of wrestling.
03:58:49
This is amazing.
03:58:50
This is my favorite part in fucking 235 shows.
03:58:54
I'm learning so much.
03:58:55
Can we just can you just go back to that and hit autoplay?
03:58:58
We'll just play that for the next two hours.
03:59:00
Oh, yeah.
03:59:02
This is so cool to you, isn't it?
03:59:03
This is like the coolest thing ever.
03:59:04
It looks like golf.
03:59:07
The graphics look like NBC golf Animal in the book.
03:59:11
Outstanding.
03:59:12
Oh, I'm just so glad that it's only three minutes and 37 minutes long.
03:59:18
It's not the entire fucking 24th and ready for the bench press contest.
03:59:21
Engagement.
03:59:23
Jenna, let's take a look.
03:59:25
I've just seen the truth.
03:59:27
They actually look more ripped than the guys nowadays.
03:59:29
That's gay of me to say to notice. But it's true, right?
03:59:32
In at best. Present in the gym.
03:59:36
Wait wait wait.
03:59:38
Go back. I'm sorry I missed it.
03:59:39
I'm Carrie saying, is their hair the opposite?
03:59:41
Because as a non wrestler I need to notice this.
03:59:44
Is that on purpose?
03:59:48
They're hers.
03:59:48
Never noticed that. But that is their hair.
03:59:51
Their hair is the exact opposite.
03:59:53
Each one where there is hair, the other one doesn't have hair
03:59:57
all the way to the side.
03:59:58
That's not just a reverse Mohawk bald thing.
04:00:00
He Holy shit dude.
04:00:03
Together they make one man.
04:00:07
Or even the makeup is up, down, right
04:00:11
up. Bam!
04:00:13
I guess it is what you mean.
04:00:16
You guess it is. No it is.
04:00:17
The point is, they're both kind of up.
04:00:20
Oh, the pointy part. Yeah.
04:00:21
I didn't see that point. The other point, you down?
04:00:24
There were a
04:00:25
lot of warriors back in this time, weren't there?
04:00:29
There was.
04:00:30
I guess you could go by big with the dude a little bit.
04:00:35
A bit fresh in the ring and back in the gym.
04:00:40
We played around.
04:00:42
We built our reputation on bad.
04:00:46
A couple bad apples in Chicago,
04:00:49
then destroy in professional wrestling.
04:00:52
And we ain't going to let you or anybody else try to ruin our reputation.
04:00:58
Always try to get go to see WWE's Girl Nazarene.
04:01:03
On the way home, Ryan chimes in.
04:01:05
He loves Sydney Sweeney, Mark, Tony, somebody,
04:01:10
don't you look swell today.
04:01:13
Oh, boy.
04:01:15
Hey listen up.
04:01:17
There's been a lot of sports writers and sports writers flopping
04:01:21
yaps about us getting soft.
04:01:24
Haha. It's just looks stuff.
04:01:26
It's fucking spitting all over, dudes.
04:01:29
Stuffy. Well, I'll tell you what.
04:01:32
I'll tell you what.
04:01:34
There's one call when he started talk and he was like, green.
04:01:37
Now he's totally red soft all the time.
04:01:40
If you catch my man Ric Flair,
04:01:44
New York City red flare,
04:01:47
you get to find out why Howard is they all sound like Jesse Ventura.
04:01:52
He might get in the ring with you. Dupree.
04:01:55
Yeah.
04:01:55
It's gonna be a hard night all night long.
04:02:00
And you can forget about your live look.
04:02:03
It's trans coded pretty.
04:02:05
Or is that you? Did you transcode it?
04:02:07
Oh, no. Cause they don't mean diddly doing.
04:02:10
When I get done with you.
04:02:11
It was trans coded.
04:02:12
You wanna be close for repairs?
04:02:15
Did you know that these guys were trans coded?
04:02:17
Shivani, I've heard Paul Jones talk, and it appears to me he has a who's that guy?
04:02:23
Oh, Paul Ellering with the Legion of Doom.
04:02:26
Well, there's two places.
04:02:27
Two places?
04:02:28
Is this old enough that it's rough?
04:02:31
January 20th.
04:02:33
Yeah.
04:02:33
No, this is like way before the or even
04:02:36
the final realization before WWF.
04:02:40
But I mean, I don't know.
04:02:42
You ain't no way, man.
04:02:43
You don't know you're WWF is before you will be looking to.
04:02:47
So how World Championship Wrestling is obviously the WC.
04:02:51
CW that was after WWF did
04:02:54
I remember WCW?
04:02:56
Yes, I remember, so we got to do it.
04:02:59
We don't do this much on the breeding draw, so we keep this shit for the show.
04:03:03
But I got I got one thing for Mount Rushmore
04:03:06
because they are not ranked one through four.
04:03:08
It is just, oh, they're not four.
04:03:11
What's your, what's on your Mount Rushmore of wrestlers
04:03:14
named Warrior or Warriors?
04:03:18
Ultimate.
04:03:20
Ultimate, yeah. Road.
04:03:23
There's a road warrior. Oh, no. There's two.
04:03:25
Oh, does that count as 1 or 2? Two?
04:03:27
We were just looking at okay, so that's three.
04:03:30
You need one more
04:03:32
because it's road warrior animal and the road warrior hawk.
04:03:35
So I take I done sold.
04:03:38
You got the ultimate warrior road warriors.
04:03:39
There's one more. And I have it right here.
04:03:44
Holy shit.
04:03:44
There. There is only one more. And you won't.
04:03:46
You won't know it.
04:03:47
Fuck yeah.
04:03:48
It's literally. Wait.
04:03:50
Oh my God, when were you born?
04:03:52
If you're 41, I'm going to do math.
04:03:54
25. So 85.
04:03:58
Were you born in 80 something?
04:04:03
I can't do math all of a sudden,
04:04:06
40 would have been 25 for 85.
04:04:09
Can somebody help me here?
04:04:10
84. Reborn in 84.
04:04:13
Maybe. Everyone knows you're turning 41.
04:04:15
So it's not like a year. No.
04:04:18
We do. We had your 40th birthday a year ago.
04:04:20
Watch the show.
04:04:22
It was a huge deal.
04:04:23
I made a gay thing about you. I'm going to play it again.
04:04:26
In fact, go back.
04:04:27
No, they're not going to go back. I'm going to find it right now. What?
04:04:29
We talk about it, I don't know. Yeah, yeah.
04:04:31
You got a little bit more time to come up with the fourth
04:04:35
warrior wrestler, because you're the wrestling fag on the show,
04:04:38
and I'm not the one who brought it up back then either. So
04:04:42
does it bother you
04:04:44
because you're the one that's putting your face on?
04:04:47
Do you think if somebody knows your age, you don't think I can Google, draw
04:04:50
and find Harry?
04:04:58
You're done for, men.
04:04:59
They're coming for you.
04:05:04
Yeah, I've been saying it the whole show,
04:05:06
so that's bad.
04:05:10
Do you got an answer for the warrior?
04:05:13
No, because it's going to be the dingo warrior
04:05:17
from 1980.
04:05:19
The dingo warrior?
04:05:25
And when I click on the Dingo Warrior, it was another warrior team.
04:05:28
But when I click on the dingo warrior,
04:05:32
it's a trick question,
04:05:35
because you don't know shit as much as I do with my internet here about wrestling,
04:05:38
because The Ultimate Warrior was originally known as.
04:05:44
The Warriors, the Ultimate Warrior started in 1980.
04:05:47
No. Not anymore. I'm looking for the wrong thing.
04:05:49
Yeah, he's not from ultimate.
04:05:51
Ultimate school.
04:05:53
He was known
04:05:54
originally as the Dingo Warrior.
04:05:58
Was the same guy,
04:06:00
but it's a different name, I guess.
04:06:03
So, yeah, it is okay if he's two warriors.
04:06:08
Do you think? Yeah.
04:06:09
That was good.
04:06:10
Why did they change it, do you think?
04:06:12
Why did they. Dingoes.
04:06:13
Not good.
04:06:16
It doesn't sound threatening.
04:06:21
That dingo, is he from Australia?
04:06:24
Nope. That's right. Is that just.
04:06:25
I know it's Wikipedia under the ringing of these babies.
04:06:29
Is that what he is going for? Under the ring name Dingo Warrior?
04:06:32
Yeah.
04:06:33
One time WCW wa Texas Heavyweight Champion
04:06:36
in 1987, he joined the WWF.
04:06:41
And became the two time blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
04:06:44
ultimate warrior.
04:06:49
The dingo archer, ultimate Warrior.
04:06:52
I don't know,
04:06:54
I've never seen any
04:06:57
dingoes,
04:06:58
but before the Covid
04:07:01
helicopter helicoptered,
04:07:05
could you spin the wheel?
04:07:06
I have have
04:07:08
well, the wheel
04:07:12
spin.
04:07:12
You know, when you spin the wheel, the car like that flies.
04:07:15
Yes. You don't.
04:07:17
Your car doesn't do that. No.
04:07:23
You did say spin the wheel.
04:07:25
I heard it was scary.
04:07:27
I was here, but I actually don't know. He sucks too.
04:07:30
It makes me feel bad, but I'm okay.
04:07:31
It doesn't hurt my feelings at all.
04:07:34
Everybody wants to be with somebody else.
04:07:36
I think we'll end, Do you know that if you can't host with the one you love,
04:07:41
you should at least fucking love the one you're hosting with you
04:07:44
fucking asshole.
04:07:48
And I'm just saying.
04:07:49
I'm just saying.
04:07:52
What are we going to end now?
04:07:53
Both of us.
04:07:54
We are both worth ruffle. And he just left this angry.
04:07:58
Yeah, but I think he works at, like, five in the morning.
04:08:01
Yeah. So does where.
04:08:02
Where you here.
04:08:03
I'll distract from your agent.
04:08:04
Where he works is called
04:08:07
on the next floor address
04:08:09
to the people who don't clean off the two.
04:08:12
Wait.
04:08:13
Oh, my gosh, this is the weirdest coincidence.
04:08:17
My toothpaste right now is in the worst condition, and I'd be almost embarrassed
04:08:20
to go grab it. People who don't.
04:08:23
How do you feel about people who don't clean the toothpaste off the tube?
04:08:27
You know, this is a rant. Show.
04:08:29
Yeah,
04:08:31
I use my own toothpaste.
04:08:33
My girlfriend has her own toothpaste for me to close.
04:08:36
The tube gets all dried up.
04:08:38
She gets it all over the place. She leaves. It gobbled up in our sink.
04:08:41
Luckily we have our own sinks, but I don't leave the up in the sink.
04:08:44
No she does. I fucking hate it. I'm like, you know, you can fix it.
04:08:47
Make because I assume is the man you're responsible for keeping
04:08:51
the drains working.
04:08:53
Sure, you
04:08:54
make her do that for just a little bit and she'll stop.
04:08:57
She'll care so much about the shit she puts down it and leaves in the sink,
04:09:01
I promise you.
04:09:03
But I know that that'll never happen.
04:09:09
Yeah, I have my own.
04:09:11
I can't judge her, though, because I have my own toothpaste tube to, toothpaste.
04:09:15
And it is nasty right now, but it's not my fault.
04:09:19
Do they change the caps?
04:09:22
Like when I open the cap and then I put the toothpaste out on the first try?
04:09:25
The first use I when I put the cap back down, it goes
04:09:29
a little bit each time.
04:09:31
So I don't know what.
04:09:33
I don't know what brand it is, but your cap is malfunctioning.
04:09:35
So what I do is after like when it's halfway through, like tap it,
04:09:38
I know, I just screw, I screw the pop tap cap off and just leave it.
04:09:42
So then it gets hard on the end and it.
04:09:44
But at least it comes out each time in a smaller little hole.
04:09:47
You would know about that.
04:09:49
Well, it's not coming in a smaller little hole,
04:09:52
but the hardness stays inside instead of coming out all over the cap.
04:09:56
You don't want it to come out all over the cap.
04:09:58
Come on your ass, pecan pie. It.
04:10:01
I don't like coconut cream pie or Boston cream pie.
04:10:05
I don't like any pie. Really.
04:10:07
It's so good.
04:10:09
Do you like pie?
04:10:11
Yeah. Game games. Apple pie.
04:10:13
Oh, wait.
04:10:14
I was finding something and I forgot.
04:10:15
Now I just remembered again.
04:10:22
You should fill the space pie.
04:10:25
I should build the space.
04:10:27
But I've lost. I've got.
04:10:28
I don't have anything. I'm out. I'm out of everything.
04:10:31
I've got one thing and it sucks, but here we go.
04:10:33
It ties into the topic. You ready?
04:10:36
I have we'll use the train right here because it was in the news.
04:10:38
And it has to do with the topic.
04:10:40
It has a topic in it.
04:10:41
It's a weird name for a school, though.
04:10:43
They're called the, Peoria manual.
04:10:47
You know, it was a chicken
04:10:50
kindling on Saturday of the Macon Manual rivalry,
04:10:53
Great Western shootout in a town, and the Marines would need a summit
04:10:58
in Tornado Alley
04:10:59
to try to fashion yet another upset tornado rally with their original sponsor.
04:11:02
Wait.
04:11:03
Did not want to come take manual to its first lead with its first field goal
04:11:07
part of an 18 point game.
04:11:09
I don't think Watson would answer in come around with this one.
04:11:13
His long three.
04:11:14
Here was my one.
04:11:15
Figure out where I made is Watson.
04:11:18
Don't do that. Just scoring but playing.
04:11:20
Oh it's like he told me I just his that it can't be
04:11:24
made that one off the window for two here at the other end.
04:11:27
Pass away.
04:11:27
Oh I guess a six point lead.
04:11:29
Eat miss Brown is there on the on all over
04:11:33
the put back and McComb again in a deficit for Pekin
04:11:36
red to match the Rams point for point shot for shot cans.
04:11:40
Another three here and it's Nolan Hogue off inbound action
04:11:45
to watch the whole game Gabriel defenders.
04:11:47
But Rico Booker would stake manual for fun fact connect to the storyboards.
04:11:54
This is what
04:11:54
they call a game Rio 18 to 10 in the second.
04:11:57
It's not it's not nearly a highlight reel because it literally shows away
04:12:01
almost the whole game.
04:12:02
Big shot two here as part of things that Miss Nolan and all the noise is,
04:12:07
in my opinion, a highlight reel should have no more than three
04:12:10
clips and less is an amazing counterpunch back.
04:12:13
No one throwing more.
04:12:14
We have crossed over the game reel and Drew Watson,
04:12:16
who would finish with a Game-High 19,
04:12:19
and not even Manuel's length and speed could stop him from doing well.
04:12:23
Is anybody else shot things in this one?
04:12:25
We also had a Carter Havens happening
04:12:27
in the second quarter, both with the nifty two here
04:12:29
and with the hustle play on defense for two as well.
04:12:33
But all of those efforts were for not as McComb could never quite get over the top.
04:12:37
Taj Toliver the manual's late for the Rams.
04:12:41
Make the block. The job done it.
04:12:43
But the black ones, the black team, the 50
04:12:47
you are racist number via the black players
04:12:51
leaving the black players.
04:12:56
There was plenty
04:12:57
of like literally you guys in my black team.
04:13:00
My team like the jerseys.
04:13:02
I was say about the color.
04:13:04
There was there's a white team and a black team.
04:13:07
I got it, yeah.
04:13:09
And there's a black legacy.
04:13:11
We were sitting there before the time the blacks keep.
04:13:14
Which team is it?
04:13:17
That is confusing.
04:13:19
Before the Lions game we were sitting there eating
04:13:21
and my friend had on a Lions black jersey
04:13:25
and they literally calm their whites, their blues and their blacks.
04:13:28
So I took advantage of that to make a joke.
04:13:31
And I said, dude, if you look around in this restaurant,
04:13:34
there are no blacks in here. All the blacks are outside.
04:13:36
And I said it loud enough for like the four tables around us to hear.
04:13:39
And they started laughing.
04:13:40
And as soon as I heard one laugh, I suddenly I was in eighth grade again.
04:13:43
Class clown.
04:13:45
And I was like, you like the blacks more, right?
04:13:48
You you seem to always be with the blacks.
04:13:52
And I'm like, but over there anyways, I don't,
04:13:54
I don't want to take this any farther because the jokes are already dead.
04:13:59
But we like the blacks.
04:14:00
You don't see many whites?
04:14:03
No, not many blues here.
04:14:05
When you read the scary video, like the way I make a movie
04:14:09
like I'm sure it's a Billie Jean King,
04:14:14
Christian Dior, you come up in.
04:14:18
There.
04:14:18
When it rains, it pours.
04:14:20
You like the way I make a movie?
04:14:22
Like a madman?
04:14:24
It's Billie Jean King.
04:14:26
Christian Dior, dude, I'm a big.
04:14:30
Yeah, you
04:14:33
it will
04:14:34
you? You
04:14:36
I like it.
04:14:38
Okay, okay, so I found it.
04:14:40
I found it.
04:14:45
You were going to play it, but then you didn't.
04:14:47
But I'm going to play it. I'm going to play what?
04:14:51
Yes. And how old are you now? Six.
04:14:54
You're six.
04:14:55
You're not 60.
04:14:57
I'm insecure. Six. Can we go?
04:14:59
Damn near 60.
04:15:00
All right, here we go.
04:15:01
Happy birthday to you.
04:15:05
How are. You.
04:15:09
Happy birthday, dear Gary.
04:15:13
I'm sorry I didn't have time, but, I mean, draw you. You.
04:15:17
Would you like the funny song?
04:15:18
If only we had a draw. One like this.
04:15:21
Yeah.
04:15:22
So you,
04:15:25
Then there's you.
04:15:27
I just broke the internet from a monkey, and, you know, I knew from the videos.
04:15:33
Are you making videos while we're talking?
04:15:34
Everybody?
04:15:38
Happy birthday, Gary.
04:15:40
Or did I just finally refresh? Late last year?
04:15:42
I was like,
04:15:46
Big USO account, big booty
04:15:49
posters, wrist movie, cooking to cook.
04:15:53
I'm in the kitchen. Baby games everywhere.
04:15:56
She made a joke.
04:15:58
Everywhere.
04:16:01
Oh, that's an old screen there.
04:16:02
I remember that.
04:16:04
That's when I thought Gary had brains.
04:16:07
Didn't know they still don't run in the window.
04:16:09
Believe me, she did.
04:16:11
I have no idea.
04:16:12
Where you going.
04:16:14
I'm just gonna see
04:16:17
if I can spot.
04:16:19
Don't come. Bloody bloody.
04:16:21
Don't move on to take a moment.
04:16:24
Do it. We'll go baby.
04:16:26
Maybe we go with the train every year.
04:16:30
The toys got.
04:16:36
The fuck was that?
04:16:42
And they gave me what I doing.
04:16:43
What do you think I'm to come up with this shit up in the studio?
04:16:49
See, my birthday is a big.
04:16:52
Oh, I go to my birthday
04:16:55
with everything and.
04:17:01
You know what I do?
04:17:03
I do it for nothing but the shit.
04:17:06
I'm in the studio.
04:17:10
Is a big.
04:17:10
You know, I'm making.
04:17:12
I hope for your birthday.
04:17:13
You get a big tutti ho for me.
04:17:16
Make me some.
04:17:19
Yeah, that.
04:17:19
That is the ideal birthday for a regular man.
04:17:23
We're out to dinner with your woman.
04:17:25
Get a little booty hope from her after.
04:17:30
This from my experience.
04:17:31
And I'll share with me.
04:17:32
I would imagine that that but to but happened probably on my birthday.
04:17:36
You went first place.
04:17:37
You can always get your wife
04:17:38
to do a little more on your birthday and take advantage of that.
04:17:42
Are there any kids involved?
04:17:44
Just to be clear, I'll say it again you can always get a little extra
04:17:48
out of your wife on your birthday.
04:17:49
Take advantage of that.
04:17:54
The famous people in the Manny Manny Pacquiao man email her to Manny Noir,
04:17:57
Manny Ramirez, Manny Machado, Manny Fernandez, Manny Ortiz,
04:18:01
Manuel Noriega, you got a manual miracle manual, plague manual.
04:18:05
Copy the very guys manual.
04:18:07
Enrique level manual.
04:18:08
Santana manual.
04:18:09
Ramos oral manual is adorable.
04:18:12
Brazilian manual.
04:18:14
De Falla manual.
04:18:15
Declaring the manual, then
04:18:19
the entertain is Manuel Pellegrini
04:18:22
manual color a great manual removes color in what Lumia manual.
04:18:27
So moral manual saying well in many
04:18:32
the Hammond I'm a layman.
04:18:35
I'm very nervous about where your slider is.
04:18:37
Vasquez Moses some manual quality
04:18:41
to many of the guys Manny Pereira, Manny Bean Bento,
04:18:46
many serious yummy
04:18:50
manual butch wall manual butch wall
04:18:55
and no manual.
04:18:56
Butch one Manny. Babbitt, Manny. Trillo.
04:18:58
Manny. Garching.
04:19:00
Manny. Word. Many. Buenos.
04:19:02
Manny. Corpus. Manny. Alexander. Manny.
04:19:04
Acosta, Manny.
04:19:05
Perez, Manny. De. Muhammad. Manny.
04:19:08
Alvarez. Bravo.
04:19:11
Alvarez. Sacramento.
04:19:13
Mary. Oliver. Manny.
04:19:15
Alis. Manual. Gonzalez. Manual. Queens.
04:19:18
Quezon. Manual.
04:19:19
Marc. Manual. I'm getting hot. Who?
04:19:22
Manual. Fernandez.
04:19:24
Ooh. Professional wrestler.
04:19:26
Who manual or what?
04:19:29
Hold on.
04:19:33
That's the best one ever.
04:19:34
Wait.
04:19:38
I don't know what else to do but end the show after Manual Fister.
04:19:42
Yeah, let's let's learn more.
04:19:45
Manual sister born December 4th, 1988.
04:19:48
Happy birthday. Just recently.
04:19:50
Why is it only scrolling from.
04:19:51
Oh, because this is next week on flat trans automatic
04:19:54
Fister Fister hardly knew her.
04:19:58
December 4th, 1990 1980.
04:19:59
It is an Australian luger luger luger.
04:20:04
Lex Luger luge Australian loser.
04:20:07
Losers. Dumb.
04:20:08
He's a Loser 1999.
04:20:12
Kids, if you are seeing a manual fist,
04:20:14
you really will be a complete loser.
04:20:18
His best finish at the FIA World Luge
04:20:20
Championship was 17th in men's singles events and over.
04:20:23
I'm really hot.
04:20:24
This is Fisher's best finish at the FIA All European Luge
04:20:28
Championships was seventh in the men's singles event.
04:20:33
So little in 2010.
04:20:35
You qualify. Dude, the puns are just rolling off.
04:20:37
So you're telling him. Sorry to interrupt, but it's too funny.
04:20:40
Manuel Pfister, was that a what event?
04:20:44
Luge?
04:20:45
No, no, the very last part you said singles event,
04:20:47
singles event, so forth.
04:20:50
So that means he was fisting himself?
04:20:53
Well, yeah, it's a singles event.
04:20:54
That's why he's going there.
04:20:56
I learned that, Manuel.
04:20:57
Manuel, sex is not on yourself.
04:21:00
I always thought it was
04:21:01
just means sex with your digits or,
04:21:06
appendages.
04:21:07
I totally missed some puns here because it's his best finish
04:21:10
at the FIA World Luge Championships, then fifth best finish.
04:21:14
Fisher's best finish was alone.
04:21:16
His best finish.
04:21:17
So you know what? That's why he's a loser.
04:21:20
Yeah it is.
04:21:22
He was talked about and never talked about.
04:21:25
See three topical comedy program Howard Russell's Good News.
04:21:29
But he was who cares talked about in a comedy program.
04:21:33
It doesn't sound like maybe it was a you wait. So there's that.
04:21:36
That must be miserable.
04:21:37
Oh. It's written. Yeah. Because my name is man.
04:21:39
His name was Manuel Pfister.
04:21:40
That's literally why they talked about him.
04:21:43
Yeah,
04:21:45
but they don't want to say that.
04:21:47
Now you can you run the news, you highlight that name in Google.
04:21:50
It's we can learn more besides the ranker Manuel Pfister.
04:22:01
Why didn't only get the annual.
04:22:05
In your first to.
04:22:09
There's an annual Pfister.
04:22:11
So search with Google you dick.
04:22:13
If you're an annual Pfister is that mean?
04:22:15
You only get visited once a year?
04:22:16
Are you fist every day all year?
04:22:21
No, no.
04:22:23
Gary, if you were on the show, how do you spell Felice?
04:22:27
Like, as in Feliz Navidad
04:22:30
is it flies.
04:22:35
Careful, careful, careful.
04:22:38
Whoa. But you just.
04:22:40
You just don't want to be Google and Fist or anything.
04:22:43
You know, sister who didn't wait.
04:22:44
Look, it corrected it for you.
04:22:46
It's like you must mean silent P, right?
04:22:49
It's, It's fun fact, too.
04:22:52
If you are, man, you need to get to the event.
04:22:55
That is inappropriate.
04:22:56
If you are manually fisted, you will pee silently.
04:23:04
I'm not sure what that meant.
04:23:12
You're in Google.
04:23:12
You got to go.
04:23:13
Don't go up to the top and turn off safe search.
04:23:16
Then you'll find everything you're looking for.
04:23:19
If Safe Search is already off, then we know what you're up to.
04:23:21
You know, don't go up there.
04:23:23
You might reveal your Google log on and the and the.
04:23:25
Scroll up to the duo.
04:23:28
You just found a whole other dimension.
04:23:30
Yeah. We're not doing.
04:23:32
No. Right there on that list is that's not the tab is at the top.
04:23:35
Search result.
04:23:37
Darn it.
04:23:38
I want to see something inappropriate.
04:23:40
We're on Google.
04:23:52
Oh, I need lyrics.
04:23:58
Mr. Pfister.
04:24:10
I wish, Elon Musk and Grok
04:24:12
please make a clone or something like sudo with no filter.
04:24:18
That would be incredible.
04:24:26
I'm doing this real quick.
04:24:28
Let's see how it turns out.
04:24:30
What is way.
04:24:30
What is going on here?
04:24:33
What do you got? Boobs.
04:24:34
Making a sandwich.
04:24:36
Oh, oh, wait wait wait wait wait
04:24:40
I got a I got a, I got a bumper.
04:24:42
I got a stinger for that. Don't play it yet.
04:24:45
I could take me a second to get there because I'm not at all
04:24:48
set up.
04:24:52
Can I play your stinger?
04:24:53
Because it sounds like it fits.
04:24:57
I don't know, does it?
04:24:58
Yeah, it's. That's pretty Jewish.
04:25:00
No, no, no, this isn't that fit that all right.
04:25:03
Only for Ben. Ben. Only.
04:25:05
000, I'm sorry, I misspoke.
04:25:08
It's not Jews, it's Z. You.
04:25:13
Kissing
04:25:14
the guy I saw them for, And it says Dad
04:25:17
and papa, and I'm like, I was like, oh, this guy's kissing his dad on the lips.
04:25:21
What the hell?
04:25:22
No family manual.
04:25:25
If this was gay as well, who would have known the luge guy
04:25:28
is gay?
04:25:33
There's, like, lots of, like,
04:25:35
people love the video.
04:25:39
Yeah, it's all manual.
04:25:40
Sister dead and Papa.
04:25:43
It does not seem right.
04:25:45
So they've.
04:25:46
They got a kid somehow
04:25:49
they stole it.
04:25:52
They stole the kid.
04:25:55
Kitchen test.
04:25:55
They're gonna make a new with the game following out of it.
04:25:59
I can't believe they claim to be a victim.
04:26:03
Right? They're like swim, like.
04:26:06
Yeah, I, you know, the DNA of stuff.
04:26:10
Are they twins?
04:26:14
Oh my God.
04:26:15
Right. Is it a boy or a girl?
04:26:18
If it's a girl, I feel like I'm not as creeped out.
04:26:22
The one without the beard.
04:26:23
They both have beards.
04:26:27
They're like the same guy.
04:26:30
How weird.
04:26:39
I didn't kiss me.
04:26:44
Kiss me.
04:26:54
This is the first or name.
04:26:56
You see that?
04:26:57
And so I'm doing just that as
04:27:00
faster.
04:27:01
Hardly newer.
04:27:04
That's all I got.
04:27:08
And then
04:27:10
number three.
04:27:14
You want to play number three?
04:27:16
That's not for gay to close out.
04:27:18
Oh, we can reintroduce it next week because I'm sure it'll come up
04:27:21
because asshole things do not understand the importance of.
04:27:24
Yeah, I want to be a good Nazi, but I don't understand.
04:27:27
Oh, I don't have time to make a video or a picture, but I just created the song
04:27:31
that was, a little Christmas song about men with this day, famous man.
04:27:36
What's this stuff?
04:27:38
I like the words.
04:27:39
Nothing screams of joy for holiday like that.
04:27:43
Down. You missed.
04:27:44
You still hear it? Christmas.
04:27:47
Get him gone tonight.
04:27:51
Resurrect him before Christmas.
04:27:54
Bring him back alive.
04:27:57
I can give you this little.
04:27:58
I can burn you up.
04:28:01
Yeah, I can show you how to bring him back to life.
04:28:06
Guys, all you need is a Christmas code.
04:28:11
And this Feliz Navidad.
04:28:13
Yeah. How do you feel this matter?
04:28:15
Real? Fester?
04:28:17
It's just.
04:28:17
It's hard feelings, man.
04:28:20
Well, first, Merry Christmas and flatland.
04:28:23
It's a joyful holiday.
04:28:26
Like holding down your Mr.
04:28:28
Christmas.
04:28:29
What should I want to know?
04:28:43
Oh, not a tree up here.
04:28:53
After you started moving up here.
04:29:00
Is that what Mr..
04:29:03
Nothing screams of joy all day.
04:29:06
Like holding down your Mr.
04:29:09
Christmas. Oh.
04:29:16
Get him
04:29:17
guns and,
04:29:32
Oh. Set on the stage.
04:29:33
I gotta start it again.
04:29:44
I'm. We spend so much time
04:29:47
mapping the heavens, it's easy to forget that clarity matters here on earth.
04:29:51
To take this humble mark.
04:29:53
One little comma said before the word.
04:29:55
And without it, the list can become a blur.
04:29:59
Christmas dogs and sailors jumbled together like Earth, Mars
04:30:02
and Jupiter without a comma.
04:30:04
It sounds as if Mars and Jupiter are merely elaborate names for Earth
04:30:08
and the Oxford, And suddenly each world stands on its own,
04:30:11
a tiny mark, a cosmic difference out here among the stars.
04:30:15
Even the smallest mark makes a difference.
04:30:18
This humble figure, the Oxford comma, defines relationships with it.
04:30:22
My parents, Carl Sagan and Marie Curie, are three separate.
04:30:25
Without it, you might think I sprang from a physicist and a chemist.
04:30:28
We come to a humble mark, tiny curve and yet in its own way, cosmic the I.
04:30:34
I'm going to come without it.
04:30:35
A sentence can collapse into confusion, as if a constellation
04:30:38
mislaid a star with a clarity order emerges.
04:30:42
We live in a universe of billions of galaxies, yet
04:30:45
sometimes it's the tiniest mark that keeps our meaning intact.
04:30:49
The Oxford comma,
04:30:50
one humble curve of ink, keeps our words from collapsing into ambiguity.
04:30:59
The more you come to.
04:31:05
Correct.
04:31:06
It's necessary.
04:31:17
That's not playing, is it?
04:31:19
Still playing again?
04:31:23
I did read, I did that, yeah.
04:31:25
The only thing I have left is Sabina.
04:31:29
And I don't I like it when we skip Sabina.
04:31:31
But you said they're good.
04:31:32
But Gary should have stayed for be like this.
04:31:35
Oh, you understood one of them. Okay, good. They're not.
04:31:37
Well, I just. Yeah, I'm.
04:31:40
I feel bad for her.
04:31:41
Instagram.
04:31:44
I feel I feel bad for her.
04:31:46
Yeah.
04:31:46
That we don't we we were doing every single week.
04:31:49
We can take a break and then we can dive back.
04:31:50
And yeah, she'll be.
04:31:52
We sure can. So.
04:31:59
So fucking what?
04:32:00
So far so good.
04:32:01
So fucking what?
04:32:07
Did you.
04:32:13
And. The verse number.
04:32:23
Stories and angels with trumpets.
04:32:26
Manger nativities camels.
04:32:29
And from this little town Bethlehem.
04:32:32
Three wisemen, kings.
04:32:34
These are a few of my flat rantings.
04:32:39
Carols at Walmart and kids on the niceness.
04:32:43
Eggnog with Jesus and babies baptized.
04:32:46
Church ladies baking their fruitcake that flings.
04:32:50
These are a few of my flat rantings
04:32:55
to the pastors on YouTube who scream, you're all sinners
04:32:59
while begging for money to buy potluck dinners.
04:33:03
Sweet baby Jesus in swaddling clothing.
04:33:06
This is the biggest a lie flat ranting boy.
04:33:10
But jump to it when flat ranting
04:33:14
when the chicken attacks.
04:33:17
He simply remembers how much he loves ranting.
04:33:21
Jesus and Jesus loves ranting. You.
04:33:39
You. You. You.
04:33:49
You you.
04:33:56
Turn the other cheek and love thy neighbor.
04:33:59
Forgiveness and mercy and endless behavior.
04:34:03
Heavenly choirs with hearts of gold rings.
04:34:07
These are a few of my flattering things.
04:34:12
Ugly sweater pageants and drunken sings draws.
04:34:16
Hey, Christ.
04:34:17
Brady's eye roll is Gary's
04:34:20
nose up, chest out and jingling things.
04:34:23
These are the things that makes lads ranting, carousing, red sweaters
04:34:28
that shout every blessing, jingles that chase him no matter the dressing.
04:34:34
Angels that have a mid-show tap dancing.
04:34:38
These are a few of my flattering things.
04:34:41
What the drunk do doing when dressing up.
04:34:45
When the chicken attacks.
04:34:49
He simply remembers how much he loves wrestling
04:34:52
Jesus and Jesus loves
04:34:57
the ranting. You.
04:35:57
Do your.