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Fladge Rants Live #136 Automatic | Means The Machine Keeps Going Even After the Person Quits

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00:00:04 Puberty blew.
00:00:08 Thank you.
00:00:14 Give me something I can groove to.
00:00:16 Please, sir.
00:00:18 Yes. Thank you.
00:00:20 Hey, we.
00:00:23 We all play dress like.
00:00:25 Yes. Oh,
00:00:27 yeah.
00:00:29 Hey, if you want to read quite alright with us.
00:00:32 If you want to stand up, shout to call 15863.
00:00:35 Red, bring up your line.
00:00:39 We are playing dress up.
00:00:43 Gary, Drawer, Brady and me.
00:00:46 Hey, we.
00:00:50 Get up everybody.
00:00:52 And Red.
00:00:53 That's right.
00:00:54 We have to talk.
00:00:57 Yeah, yeah, we talk to Brady and me.
00:01:00 Oh, yeah.
00:01:02 We had to talk.
00:01:04 Well, at least it's Sean Brady.
00:01:06 Everybody away.
00:01:09 Everybody knows when we show up
00:01:12 pledging to the weirdest times.
00:01:16 Where it from?
00:01:16 Gays down to just for existence.
00:01:20 From succubus to toe.
00:01:21 Still light all up.
00:01:24 Call us round and say.
00:01:26 Can this be that close?
00:01:27 Just let me stay for the victim.
00:01:29 What we deliver truth and host.
00:01:31 We hear the topics we love, the raw blah blah.
00:01:34 We keep the promise.
00:01:36 Funny that doesn't pander to the crowd.
00:01:39 We, pledge my the.
00:01:42 Hey hey hey hey hey, yeah, we got it.
00:01:46 We got a Brady.
00:01:48 Oh! Get up, everybody away!
00:01:52 When we first
00:01:56 got there.
00:01:57 Yeah, we got the Brady at me.
00:01:59 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:01 All right, well, get up, everybody.
00:02:06 Right up.
00:02:07 Hey, there's the loudest one.
00:02:10 We've only just begun.
00:02:12 Oh, the small, the blow.
00:02:13 The big bitch I hope it's the sting.
00:02:17 Like Muhammad Ali.
00:02:20 And I ain't never quit.
00:02:22 We don't get all that hard.
00:02:25 We don't do empty jokes.
00:02:26 Here's the golden rule I love these, I know, but wake up, folks,
00:02:30 have faith in the witness that you do.
00:02:33 You won't go wrong.
00:02:35 Oh, no, we don't do it for you.
00:02:37 But in the dark. Get higher like the vault.
00:02:39 Does the hate provide that every dripping off?
00:02:42 Hey, what's the fairy godmother like?
00:02:43 We would just say if a person gets repay, call 15863.
00:02:48 Ice cream. Light em up. Let the chaos spread.
00:02:50 Desolation patterns in the sky.
00:02:52 I know the chitlins in the Mandela office, but the script.
00:02:55 Now you gotta tell your mom.
00:02:57 Ain't no this trash. No, no.
00:02:58 We got some Rock the program punchline slice cleaner than halfway.
00:03:02 Cut the clouds down.
00:03:03 This ain't coffee grounds ain't baby talk.
00:03:05 This Monday, 10 p.m. eastern.
00:03:07 But I read why the shadow people are known to the God you way.
00:03:11 Pete. Dog fight over the trailer park lady.
00:03:13 Count Von straw out you scary like the chem trail confetti.
00:03:17 You know sheep operate laughing in the park.
00:03:19 By the time I just play one call the scream, I died.
00:03:22 And while the next call, I say we just crank the game.
00:03:25 But switchboard.
00:03:26 No complaints, no sweat, no filter, no brakes, no chill.
00:03:30 I feel shot straight.
00:03:31 Truth over you ready to rumble in your chest?
00:03:34 That's right. Wrap it up.
00:03:36 Third wheel on the flat wrap. Lie.
00:03:39 We are flat for me. I'm good.
00:03:42 I'm bout to hold your breath.
00:03:44 Speak the smoking cloud to life.
00:03:46 Drop the mind I will the whole thing like forever.
00:03:49 Tell the matrix.
00:03:50 We ain't impressed me all the time.
00:03:54 Hey, yeah, they call baby and me and brothers with me.
00:04:00 Read it, write it to me.
00:04:02 Oh, come on Eric, everybody I'm read.
00:04:05 Everybody up at the top.
00:04:09 I got Gary, call me I, me and the kids with me.
00:04:13 I'm all waiting for that long.
00:04:16 Oh, hey, hey,
00:04:19 I got all made up I keep I'm back to balderdash I'm
00:04:23 free and I'm right I'm from liminality to a city night.
00:04:28 We keep it through the what?
00:04:30 We just up the fashion.
00:04:31 Oh by you every day we joke so racist.
00:04:34 That's all we do.
00:04:36 The game is legit.
00:04:38 But you stop the by when I see it.
00:04:40 Smart, loud and golly gee whiz, we do it by.
00:04:43 Oh, we up to dress up.
00:04:46 Oh, whoa, hey hey hey
00:04:49 hey hey hey I got Gary away I me
00:04:53 oh get up everybody
00:04:56 let the fire up.
00:05:01 Oh, baby.
00:05:05 00I gotta
00:05:09 get up, everybody and.
00:05:11 Come on.
00:05:12 Ow ow ow ow ow ow
00:05:15 ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
00:05:21 Let's go. Oh!
00:05:26 Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:05:28 Got to come that.
00:05:31 Hey, there's gotta be for me to be.
00:05:34 Oh, come on.
00:05:38 Yeah.
00:05:39 Oh, no.
00:05:45 The following is for entertainment purposes only.
00:05:48 It's just a scripted comedy show.
00:05:51 These guys are not experts,
00:05:53 doctors, lawyers, therapists, or even particularly, well,
00:05:58 adjusting everything you hear
00:06:00 is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm, or just plain nonsense.
00:06:04 Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
00:06:08 They are not responsible for emotional damage,
00:06:12 cognitive dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment,
00:06:16 or sudden urge to start a cult who are discretion is advised,
00:06:21 especially if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
00:06:24 This is a late show.
00:06:26 It's not for kids.
00:06:27 Your boss or Karen from H.R.
00:06:28 will be hearing about this. By the way.
00:06:31 Hi, Dave.
00:06:32 Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
00:06:36 or yelling at your screen.
00:06:38 Flash Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
00:06:42 audience. And.
00:07:42 You were right, I was wrong.
00:07:43 I apologize.
00:07:53 The time is now 1007.
00:07:56 And if you quit, why does everything keep talking like you're still here?
00:08:02 Hi, I'm Jay Airy and welcome
00:08:05 to Fladge Rants Live automatic.
00:08:09 That's what they call it when no one wants to admit they made a choice.
00:08:15 You step away and nothing reacts.
00:08:17 No pause, no confusion.
00:08:20 No. Are you sure?
00:08:22 Just a quiet, efficient continuation
00:08:25 that tells you everything you need to know about
00:08:29 how necessary you were quitting used to mean something.
00:08:34 Now it's just a change in status.
00:08:37 Active.
00:08:38 Inactive. Archived.
00:08:41 You don't leave anymore.
00:08:47 You're left running in the background,
00:08:52 your name showing up in
00:08:55 your opinions.
00:08:56 Keep getting paraphrased by people who didn't understand them the first time.
00:09:02 Your absence gets interpreted as agreement.
00:09:08 That's the first surprise.
00:09:10 You think silence removes you. It doesn't.
00:09:13 It edits you.
00:09:15 The machine is very good at editing people.
00:09:18 You say something once, tired, joking,
00:09:22 half formed and that's what survives.
00:09:27 Not the explanation, not the follow up,
00:09:30 not the years before or after.
00:09:33 Just the part that fits.
00:09:36 That's how you become a meme,
00:09:39 not the clever kind, the efficient kind.
00:09:42 The kind where your face represents a bad idea
00:09:47 you don't even agree with anymore.
00:09:50 You grow, you change, you reconsider.
00:09:53 No one updates the meme.
00:09:55 Accuracy is optional.
00:09:58 Repetition is not.
00:10:01 You didn't quit the story.
00:10:04 You just stopped participating in the revision.
00:10:07 Other people are happy to keep writing. You
00:10:11 people are better at this
00:10:14 than software.
00:10:16 They don't end things.
00:10:17 They phase them out.
00:10:20 No conversation, no explanation,
00:10:23 just a slow reduction in response time
00:10:27 until you're the only one still answering carefully.
00:10:33 And if you notice it out loud
00:10:36 now, you're difficult.
00:10:39 You weren't difficult when you were useful.
00:10:41 You weren't difficult when you were agreeable.
00:10:46 You became difficult
00:10:49 when you noticed the pattern.
00:10:51 So you stop and everything keeps moving.
00:10:56 You realize the room didn't need you.
00:11:01 It just tolerated you well, that's a hard lesson.
00:11:04 Especially when you thought intention mattered.
00:11:08 It doesn't.
00:11:10 Only outcomes matter, which is why
00:11:14 certainty always beats honesty.
00:11:17 I'm an atheist.
00:11:19 Not because I solved anything.
00:11:21 Not because I proved anything.
00:11:23 Because I picked a side.
00:11:26 God is neither proven nor disproven.
00:11:30 That's the part nobody likes sitting with.
00:11:33 Only the atheist insists otherwise.
00:11:37 Believers live with mystery.
00:11:40 Atheists demand conclusions.
00:11:43 We didn't remove faith.
00:11:45 We replaced it with confidence.
00:11:48 And the machine prefers confidence.
00:11:51 Confidence processes faster.
00:11:54 Nuance, no
00:11:57 doubt.
00:11:59 So the loudest version survives.
00:12:02 Not the most accurate one.
00:12:05 That's why careful people get turned into jokes.
00:12:09 That's why your most thoughtful
00:12:12 moment becomes someone else's shorthand.
00:12:16 You quit explaining and suddenly everyone agrees on who you are
00:12:21 without consulting you.
00:12:24 Automatic.
00:12:25 I'm not above it.
00:12:27 I replay conversations
00:12:31 like they're still editable.
00:12:33 I check reactions I already saw.
00:12:36 I wonder if silence was misunderstood
00:12:39 when I know it was ignored.
00:12:43 I tell myself I'm done,
00:12:45 but the machine doesn't care.
00:12:47 It already has a version of me.
00:12:50 It prefers
00:12:52 one that fits, one that doesn't clarify,
00:12:56 one that doesn't interrupt the flow.
00:13:00 And that's when I realize,
00:13:03 no, that's not right.
00:13:06 And then something breaks change.
00:13:08 I had something to spit up on our social settings
00:13:09 coming into the process, the author believes it captures
00:13:11 this epiphany was just a different. I wasn't any author of his choice.
00:13:13 So with all the possible summaries, if he was a dealer
00:13:15 and all of a sudden personally survival, all the norms are really
00:13:19 easily.
00:13:24 I is loaded with random numbers about
00:13:28 values.
00:13:32 Oh, there is a lot of things going on.
00:13:35 This is just kind of one of the really.
00:13:39 Oh, man.
00:13:41 It's been it's been the means are multiplying faster than my thoughts.
00:13:43 Faster than my ability to process, faster than draw can interrupt
00:13:45 I I'm still thinking, still serving still remember I'm wrong.
00:13:48 But everyone anatomy or myself is remembered wrong or not.
00:13:50 And I want me or something wrong. Me.
00:13:55 Couldn't look looking like he's relevant.
00:13:58 And of sheer management.
00:14:00 Those few words in the eloquent.
00:14:02 But maybe
00:14:04 I to.
00:14:09 I know I am
00:14:11 that is Fladge Rants Bive bitch
00:14:14 now roll the clip. Up.
00:15:15 Is that dog doing the show up?
00:15:18 What in the hell was that? Wow.
00:15:23 Years ago, a standard transmission.
00:15:29 Was one that you used a gear shifter,
00:15:32 and operated with, a stick shift,
00:15:35 also known as a manual transmission.
00:15:39 Like last week's topic.
00:15:42 But now the standard seems to be automatic.
00:15:46 Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
00:15:51 This monologue.
00:15:53 Thank you, thank you.
00:15:55 We got to work on the canned laughter to the laugh tracks
00:15:58 just missing here, but, maybe if I told better jokes.
00:16:02 Well, this is no joke.
00:16:05 This monologue was almost delivered from the emergency room.
00:16:11 My wife, better known as Mrs.
00:16:14 Gary, took a nasty spill.
00:16:17 What, in the driveway
00:16:21 where it is an ice rink covered by snow
00:16:24 and we news ice.
00:16:28 But once it gets covered in snow, you get this false sense of security.
00:16:31 She went down to one knee,
00:16:34 and that was her bad knee.
00:16:36 And she can't put any weight on it and can't walk
00:16:39 and, insisted that I take her to emergency.
00:16:42 We spent the last four hours an emergency.
00:16:45 We're Doogie Howser, M.D., with the yarmulke.
00:16:49 Came and saw her.
00:16:50 I swear this it was a little kid, and, he said, yeah,
00:16:54 we're going to wrap you up with an ace bandage
00:16:56 and send you home with some crutches.
00:16:58 Were like, we've got bandages and crutches.
00:17:00 What are we doing here?
00:17:03 Drove home, got pulled into the driveway
00:17:08 about seven minutes after the show was to begin.
00:17:12 But today,
00:17:13 the topic is automatic, so the monologue should be automatic.
00:17:17 And it was.
00:17:19 I did not realize Brady was still preparing
00:17:21 these monologues for me. So,
00:17:25 the I puppet version of me is still active
00:17:30 and alive and well.
00:17:33 But I had a different monologue in mind.
00:17:37 This is our last show.
00:17:41 A long, long, long pause
00:17:46 of the first quarter of the 21st century.
00:17:52 This is a big milestone,
00:17:54 and in celebration of that,
00:17:57 something I wanted to talk about for a while,
00:18:00 on the topic of 25,
00:18:04 as we approach
00:18:06 the end of 2025 is universe 25.
00:18:12 If you haven't heard of this, it was
00:18:15 an experiment involving mice.
00:18:20 I believe his name was John B Calhoun.
00:18:25 In the 1960s, mid 60s,
00:18:29 started doing rat experiments
00:18:31 that, pardon me, mice,
00:18:34 experiments with healthy,
00:18:37 mated pairs of, of mice
00:18:40 that he put into these habitats.
00:18:43 And he got bigger and bigger and bigger with his experiments.
00:18:47 And he
00:18:49 you'll realize in a few moments that this is
00:18:52 a terrible torture technique for mice. But,
00:18:56 this was in a time
00:18:59 where torturing animals was perfectly allowable.
00:19:02 If you have any reason whatsoever, don't look into what Pavlov did to his dogs.
00:19:08 Well,
00:19:10 so in universe 25,
00:19:13 his pinnacle achievement,
00:19:16 this one took place,
00:19:19 started at the end of the 1960s
00:19:21 and ran into the 1970s.
00:19:25 So before I was born.
00:19:27 So you can't blame this on me.
00:19:28 You can't pin this on me.
00:19:30 But, but for a while it went well.
00:19:34 So he had, eight
00:19:37 mice.
00:19:38 So four mated pairs of healthy mice that he got,
00:19:42 you know, selected.
00:19:46 For this experiment.
00:19:48 And he put them into what he was calling,
00:19:53 mouse Utopia,
00:19:56 where the there had 256
00:20:02 little cubbyholes that they can nest in nesting material.
00:20:06 All the food they could eat,
00:20:08 all the water they could drink, the the equations were,
00:20:12 you know, regularly feeding the dogs.
00:20:16 But it is important
00:20:18 to to point out that this is in captivity.
00:20:21 These these mice don't feel like they're free.
00:20:24 So, so so there is that aspect.
00:20:28 Well,
00:20:30 this mouse utopia, or so he called it,
00:20:34 experienced
00:20:37 exponential growth every 55 days.
00:20:40 They would double in population.
00:20:44 And this carried on for almost a year.
00:20:46 So, through,
00:20:49 300 days, 305 days, something like that.
00:20:52 And then it started to taper off.
00:20:57 The the experiment lasted for almost four years
00:21:01 before the last mouse died.
00:21:04 But the interesting part happened right around
00:21:06 that 305 day mark,
00:21:10 even though they still had
00:21:13 all of their needs met.
00:21:16 There weren't enough social roles
00:21:20 in the Society of Mice
00:21:23 to to have each of them have an important role.
00:21:27 So they ended up
00:21:29 creating new ones.
00:21:32 The they
00:21:34 they didn't lose interest in breeding,
00:21:37 but some of the males did,
00:21:42 and some of the females did as well.
00:21:45 It became too difficult
00:21:48 for, the mated pairs
00:21:51 to protect their offspring.
00:21:54 And so cannibalism started happening.
00:21:58 And once
00:21:59 the males stopped protecting their young,
00:22:04 they started eating, sleeping and grooming themselves
00:22:09 and not not interested in mating at all.
00:22:13 They lost their role
00:22:15 because it became overwhelming to them. Now,
00:22:20 Calhoun designed this thing
00:22:22 to hold like 6000 mice and the the population
00:22:27 tipped the scales at like
00:22:29 2020 400 somewhere in that range.
00:22:33 And that was too much
00:22:35 for the mice to bear socially.
00:22:39 So in universe 25, this mouse utopia,
00:22:44 it ended up being
00:22:47 a hellish mouse escape.
00:22:51 And they didn't.
00:22:52 They lost the ability to do mouse stuff.
00:22:56 They lost the will to live.
00:23:00 They started fighting violently and having
00:23:05 weird
00:23:07 gay relationships and and weird
00:23:09 nonbinary stuff going on.
00:23:13 And that
00:23:15 was one of the signs that Rome was falling.
00:23:18 And that is one of the signs that the, the Empire that we call
00:23:24 the United States of America is collapsing
00:23:27 before our very eyes.
00:23:31 But we've got a lot of happy things to celebrate.
00:23:33 I, I have requested
00:23:37 that my producer produce a 46 hour
00:23:43 monologue extravaganza for the end of the year, and
00:23:50 the time is now at oh 2 p.m..
00:23:54 Do you?
00:23:56 Really hear?
00:24:06 Now, what we read from. Oh,
00:24:10 I mean, oh, I wonder why you.
00:24:20 Know what show for now,
00:24:25 for the year, for that I'm with.
00:24:29 Oh. Well, I hope I'm going to be.
00:24:35 No, no, no.
00:24:36 Today we are discussing.
00:24:40 We are discussing.
00:24:43 So please tune in for my festival of narcissism.
00:24:48 What do we have today?
00:24:50 This this show should just be automatic.
00:24:53 Roll the clip.
00:24:55 Brady.
00:24:58 So initially, what happened was
00:25:00 Pablo brought brought a bunch of dogs in, and he was feeding the dogs,
00:25:03 but he rang the bell at the same time as the dogs were eating or getting food.
00:25:07 And then a little bit later on, he rang the bell
00:25:10 and noticed that the dog was like,
00:25:12 that wasn't what they were doing, but they were doing some sort
00:25:14 of like mannerisms that looked like they were like salivating.
00:25:17 And he goes, oh, well, that was interesting.
00:25:20 What? I ring the bell.
00:25:21 The dog salivates well, looks too.
00:25:23 So he measured it and he realized, yes, indeed.
00:25:26 Every time he rang the bell, the dog salivated
00:25:28 because the dog associated the bell with, the food.
00:25:31 Again, we know from a dopaminergic perspective
00:25:33 the dopamine was released into the dog's brain and the dog's like, I want food now.
00:25:38 And the dog thought the food was coming
00:25:40 because the bell, which kind of makes sense.
00:25:41 And that became known as classical conditioning.
00:25:44 And that became not only, very interesting finding when we think about motivation,
00:25:48 but it also became something that allowed us to be able to learn more about habits,
00:25:52 because habits can be created and changed by creating different associations.
00:25:57 So initially when I.
00:26:00 Was feeding the dog, we know something about that.
00:26:02 On the show.
00:26:03 Dogs were all like, oh, give me that much.
00:26:09 I was like, oh.
00:26:17 And I said, oh.
00:26:25 That's an
00:26:29 but I'm going to
00:26:32 that.
00:26:32 You give a first comment,
00:26:36 whether six, nine, seven, eight
00:26:38 wants to know Gary, how cold is it in the barn?
00:26:42 Don't
00:26:44 they know
00:26:46 it is
00:26:47 about 30 degrees?
00:26:49 So time I thought you were going to do an old classic.
00:26:52 But why? It's so cold.
00:26:54 How cold did this?
00:26:59 Oh, you're going to go to the official club when the monitor is.
00:27:03 You know, I don't
00:27:06 read.
00:27:09 I want to start
00:27:11 getting those satisfied.
00:27:13 It's the name of the dog, are you?
00:27:16 Whatever you say, old.
00:27:16 Then when I
00:27:19 got the ten, use the fork.
00:27:24 You know, I
00:27:28 and I don't.
00:27:39 Is it colder than a witch's tit?
00:27:42 Colder than a little bug's ear.
00:27:49 Oh, you never heard that one?
00:27:53 No, no. It's fine.
00:27:54 It's way better here than in the emergency room.
00:27:58 Waiting room?
00:28:01 That's too many rooms.
00:28:02 The e r a waiting room.
00:28:04 I beg to differ.
00:28:06 Oh, no.
00:28:07 It was, It was like a mouse
00:28:12 torture chamber.
00:28:14 Do you know how some people get to the ear?
00:28:18 Bell.
00:28:19 It could be cooked in.
00:28:23 One of the confit.
00:28:30 I was wondering when your wife fell.
00:28:33 Yes. Did she.
00:28:33 Did she spin like a honeycomb? Did.
00:28:39 One of the other comfort.
00:28:43 Now, I wasn't around for it.
00:28:45 I was at work and I raced home to get her,
00:28:49 and she said, well, eat first and then we'll go.
00:28:52 That was probably a bad idea because we ended up with a four hour
00:28:56 wait in the ER, but at least for those four hours, I wasn't starving to death.
00:29:01 I did hit up the, What? Brady
00:29:06 no, I'm just pointing at you.
00:29:07 Go ahead. Oh, me.
00:29:08 Oh, I did end up going to the, the,
00:29:14 the little machine with the snacks in it.
00:29:16 Oh, wait.
00:29:18 Well, so you got to call about your wife,
00:29:21 and you went back in to get Judy fruit.
00:29:24 No, we were waiting in the waiting room, and she wanted Cheez-Its.
00:29:28 So I grabbed the Cheez-Its, and he gave me my change
00:29:31 in the form of 18 quarters.
00:29:35 So instead of walking home with or leaving there with 18 quarters,
00:29:40 I started pushing and shoving the quarters back into the machine.
00:29:44 And I got a, Hershey bar with almonds.
00:29:48 Where did you get them?
00:29:50 I eat,
00:29:51 I hate Cheez-Its.
00:29:56 Oh. Is this the appropriate time for my Cheez-It rant?
00:30:04 There was a great chocolate joke.
00:30:06 I was expecting you to say chocolate.
00:30:07 You went back to the Cheez-Its, threw me off.
00:30:11 No, I want chocolate.
00:30:13 Oh, a Hershey's with almonds?
00:30:14 Are you kidding me? It was wonderful.
00:30:19 Drawer drawers.
00:30:20 Also late getting home.
00:30:23 And that doesn't look like his home.
00:30:25 That.
00:30:26 Oh, it.
00:30:26 Or is that M&M?
00:30:30 I don't he looks like the guy from that one
00:30:34 video game with the, the Mario Kart looking one.
00:30:38 Oh, right.
00:30:39 I'll tell you about the, you know, the other guy with the drumsticks,
00:30:45 the Unabomber, the oh, the the Texas
00:30:47 Hold'em guy.
00:30:53 And his girlfriend is the,
00:30:56 plays the voice of,
00:31:00 the the the cop in the wheelchair,
00:31:05 family guy.
00:31:08 Did he remove him, or did I do that?
00:31:10 I meant to remove something else.
00:31:11 Maybe he, Those was the only two at the same time.
00:31:15 Could have been a power outage.
00:31:17 Threw him off automatically.
00:31:20 Automatic. Wow.
00:31:22 You tied it back in?
00:31:24 I had some more stuff about automatic, like, it,
00:31:28 a real man could drive a stick.
00:31:31 That'd be.
00:31:34 So you drink one beer.
00:31:35 You're not an alcoholic.
00:31:37 You make one song on SoundCloud.
00:31:39 You're not a rapper.
00:31:40 But I suck one.
00:31:43 You drive one, stick.
00:31:45 Yeah.
00:31:46 I was,
00:31:48 I was one of the drivers in a fleet of Snapple trucks
00:31:52 for a long time, and,
00:31:55 we only had three, maybe four,
00:32:00 standard transmission trucks
00:32:04 running it at the same time.
00:32:07 And, and two of them were side loaders,
00:32:11 and there was one driver and myself
00:32:15 that would drive these, these stick shift trucks
00:32:18 because everyone else to a man claim
00:32:22 they couldn't.
00:32:25 And so I got a nice truck out of the deal.
00:32:28 But man, the, the only, the only cars that you get
00:32:33 with the standard transmission anymore are the fancy,
00:32:38 the high end performance vehicles.
00:32:40 You know, if you get a cool Mustang, you're going to want to stick in there
00:32:44 so that you can, you know, punch it when you need to drop gears and disappear.
00:32:50 You want to stick in where?
00:32:53 One side where the sun don't go.
00:32:58 But it's the only kind of car that you can drive.
00:33:02 It's an automatic work. Fun.
00:33:05 But turn in your man card.
00:33:09 Boys, can you drive the stick?
00:33:12 I can.
00:33:14 I thought you thought you might.
00:33:16 I wait, I can drive a manual transmission.
00:33:19 I've never driven a stick.
00:33:21 Yes. Manual transmission.
00:33:23 See, that was.
00:33:24 That was a topic for last week.
00:33:27 We should do that.
00:33:27 We should do that last week.
00:33:29 Next week. Stick.
00:33:31 What were the January 2006 topics again?
00:33:35 One. I always share
00:33:39 car. Yes,
00:33:42 it's all about Sonny Bono.
00:33:46 New York
00:33:48 okay.
00:33:49 And one of them was a
00:33:53 comment.
00:33:56 Like oh yes. Yes,
00:34:00 that's a comment.
00:34:03 Not to be confused
00:34:04 with like comment or some end.
00:34:07 Right.
00:34:08 Yeah. Okay.
00:34:09 One of them was.
00:34:13 Like follow, subscribe.
00:34:19 One just like check.
00:34:21 Let's go.
00:34:21 Careful, professor.
00:34:22 I'm bringing buckets. My check. Let's go.
00:34:25 Careful, professor. I'm bringing buckets.
00:34:27 I want you bring your floor.
00:34:29 You know, like, check it better. Keep up.
00:34:31 Professor, here that it's you hitting concrete brick just by special.
00:34:35 Yeah.
00:34:35 It's time to take this outside.
00:34:40 I love those games.
00:34:43 I've taken this outside.
00:34:47 I feel like I'm outside.
00:34:52 Me, too.
00:34:56 I feel like you're outside.
00:34:58 Like we should. Should we?
00:35:00 We should wait for.
00:35:01 Where's the door until you're a little bit more settled or.
00:35:04 Well, when.
00:35:05 When is screens not black?
00:35:07 I'm a shuttle. I'm a shuttle. The shuttle for me. Yeah,
00:35:10 yeah.
00:35:11 Let's. All right. Let's.
00:35:13 That's why you're in charge.
00:35:14 We'll wait for the screen. Not to be blurry.
00:35:16 Yeah, it's not better.
00:35:19 Let's do this.
00:35:20 It is a little better.
00:35:21 It actually is a little better.
00:35:23 Oh, it's been five foreign.
00:35:27 No, let's do this. No,
00:35:30 I don't want it.
00:35:32 You almost did what that was like.
00:35:34 Oh, it's.
00:35:36 That's the wrong stinger.
00:35:39 No, no, I think we should do that.
00:35:40 We should do that
00:35:42 till I know we haven't had a Sabina section in like it, like,
00:35:46 I know it's so we have one option for that.
00:35:50 For what's
00:35:53 rabies?
00:35:54 Please.
00:35:55 Please fix me.
00:35:56 Horse and Beth.
00:35:57 Always. Please, please.
00:36:01 Here it is. Horse.
00:36:02 Please.
00:36:03 Please, please.
00:36:05 Oh. Oh, awesome.
00:36:07 Much for.
00:36:10 She looks really weird in this one.
00:36:12 Yeah, I'm afraid we're not everyone.
00:36:15 No, no, she this year for this one.
00:36:18 Like this.
00:36:19 See, out of fear and her parents. I.
00:36:24 Oh, there's two over
00:36:27 there. Nice to be.
00:36:29 Or is it Shazam
00:36:31 I Sabine, why can't I hear her speaking?
00:36:34 You can't.
00:36:36 Well, can you?
00:36:38 Yeah.
00:36:39 Yeah, I can't.
00:36:43 Oh. Draw is under a an umbrella.
00:36:47 That is an umbrella, am I right?
00:36:50 But you get her.
00:36:51 Did I get to play the game?
00:36:54 Correct.
00:36:56 Okay. All right.
00:36:56 So me, two short little drive electric vehicles,
00:36:59 they're all work with the director.
00:37:01 Oh, this is why I like it on speed.
00:37:03 Seeing what I can hear, I know it's cheaper.
00:37:07 Let's take a look at what's going on.
00:37:09 I just spent the weekend reading an extra fat
00:37:11 issue of The Economist about the world of health in 2020,
00:37:14 that I'm happy with developments and global of house
00:37:17 journalism, as well as subscriber only podcasts.
00:37:19 And I'll get you 35% direction Tesla won the argument, partly by arguing
00:37:24 that the currents are less likely to race in this on people, but mostly
00:37:27 because of economic reasons alternating current as well as lossy automatic.
00:37:32 So Tesla system scale alternates is why if you today put the device into a socket,
00:37:36 you get alternating current that reverses its direction 50 or 60 times a second,
00:37:39 depending on where you live, 50 or 60.
00:37:42 The rest of our electronic devices actually run on DC
00:37:45 phones and laptops, microwaves, Wi-Fi routers, LED stays, the AC.
00:37:48 Indeed, it's easier to list the devices
00:37:50 that don't run on DC, primarily those which use the current to generate heat.
00:37:53 Electric ovens toasters aren't quite possibly
00:37:55 the thing that I got for Christmas from my mother in law,
00:37:57 though for most of those there are DC.
00:37:59 The European distribution system operators have estimated that
00:38:03 by 2030, up to 80% of energy will be by DC power devices.
00:38:07 It's not just homes, it's industry too.
00:38:09 Most IT equipment runs internally on DC, so do most electronics, large or small.
00:38:13 The semiconductor industry use a lot of DC on the telecom infrastructure.
00:38:16 Choose a way to generate direct current
00:38:20 and that converting back and forth inevitably leads to losses.
00:38:23 And it seems crazy that we use AC, doesn't it?
00:38:26 This is why DC is making a slow but persistent comeback.
00:38:29 China, for example, has built thousands of wiring some hybrid
00:38:31 of those together, or connections between the western part of DC.
00:38:34 They produce huge amounts of renewable energy on the eastern part.
00:38:37 While most people live in the US on a similar thing in Europe
00:38:40 for high voltage DC connections between countries to make grid balancing
00:38:43 more efficient across borders, the Americans have had a high voltage
00:38:46 DC connection on the West Coast since the 1970s,
00:38:49 but in the past couple of years, governmental programs have provided.
00:38:51 So what is this, revelation about an industry we're going to switch to
00:38:54 DC projects on the DC market almost covers what I call it.
00:38:57 Washington.
00:38:58 Bartlett wasn't the reason we use AC in the first place.
00:39:01 Oh, look at that.
00:39:03 He stole my jets and I stole both AC and DC.
00:39:06 Half last transmission losses are high voltage.
00:39:08 But 100 years ago to something definitely wrong with that place.
00:39:11 We gotta get to the bottom now. The technology for data.
00:39:13 It's under many cases it's really different this week.
00:39:17 Right.
00:39:18 That's what I figured it out.
00:39:20 Like, obviously since Christmas and,
00:39:25 there hasn't been a lot of holidays since Christmas.
00:39:29 Oh, Scooby Doo.
00:39:31 I explain the last time
00:39:35 since Christmas was I celebrate a Boxing Day daughter's birthday
00:39:41 draws, birthday draws, birthday draws.
00:39:45 Birthday.
00:39:52 Draw was not born.
00:39:54 He is a fictional character that was created in a laboratory by you and I.
00:39:59 That's true.
00:40:01 So. Well, it's kind of arbitrary.
00:40:03 It's like the birth of Jesus.
00:40:14 There was no room with this.
00:40:17 Sorry, I know it's that was not on purpose.
00:40:21 That's all right.
00:40:23 No. It's good. I had nothing planned. It's.
00:40:26 There was no room
00:40:27 to get away from the hospital in time for the friggin show to start.
00:40:32 So she's all right? No,
00:40:35 no, she can't walk.
00:40:44 And, it looks like, friggin yarmulke.
00:40:47 Doogie Howser didn't really help.
00:40:52 I couldn't even believe
00:40:55 the eye doctor was in the middle of my heart.
00:40:59 Let's go.
00:41:00 Right, professor. Quick, check.
00:41:01 Watch the rope. Uppercuts coming up to.
00:41:04 I don't think a little cold's gonna stop this ramp.
00:41:06 Come on.
00:41:09 This delayed?
00:41:09 Well, not a chance to.
00:41:14 That's how she got into
00:41:17 with Mike drop.
00:41:18 Insert coin to. I.
00:41:25 I still don't like Cheez-Its.
00:41:28 We lost her again.
00:41:30 That's all right.
00:41:31 We'll figure out where he is when he gets there.
00:41:37 I don't think that's how that works.
00:41:39 I'm going to. More crap.
00:41:40 Okay, one of the things that Sabina said
00:41:43 was she read a fat article about, whatever.
00:41:48 It's solar, AC, DC or whatever it was at.
00:41:54 No, I'm
00:41:55 told that you're not supposed to call people fat.
00:41:58 So I was listening to all those.
00:42:00 Remember all those Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson and Johnson,
00:42:06 brand names that I was thrown out last week.
00:42:09 I was, picking,
00:42:12 Bugsy or whatever they are.
00:42:15 Well, I listen to one, commercial
00:42:20 because now I'm paying closer attention,
00:42:23 and it said for people with obesity.
00:42:28 So, so people who have obesity like
00:42:33 like it's a disease
00:42:35 they have like, it's a condition they suffer.
00:42:38 So you think, well, there's no choice.
00:42:41 So I mean, something influenced them according to you.
00:42:46 So they have obesity.
00:42:48 They're not fat anymore.
00:42:50 They just they're people with obesity.
00:42:54 That's
00:42:55 so ridiculous to eat a big chunk of fudge.
00:42:59 What are you eating? You're reading fudge?
00:43:01 I met with this woman on a dating site.
00:43:03 She looked like Sabine Hossenfelder, and I told her
00:43:07 that she did, but she deleted me after that comment.
00:43:10 I don't see why.
00:43:12 Yeah, now you know why.
00:43:16 Yeah.
00:43:16 You shouldn't tell people they look like slag either.
00:43:19 That would get you deleted.
00:43:21 One of the last days I had long hair.
00:43:23 Somebody said, oh, you look just like Weird Al Yankovic.
00:43:25 I had round her glasses and really curly hair.
00:43:28 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:43:31 Cut that shit off. Yep.
00:43:34 Weird al is a handsome man,
00:43:36 is what I'm saying, right?
00:43:39 When I had hair, they said I look like, Jared from subway,
00:43:44 which is not terribly complimentary, but now I just look like the Crypt Keeper
00:43:49 before or after the pedophilia.
00:43:52 It was, during during,
00:43:57 they know they people basically say I look like a creepy pedophile,
00:44:01 but now I'm like Gollum with my precious.
00:44:07 No. Yes.
00:44:12 Yes, yes.
00:44:16 But I got my drink poured
00:44:18 fairly good.
00:44:20 I just got home,
00:44:24 to request
00:44:26 the minister.
00:44:28 Is that what she looks like? Right before she fell?
00:44:30 Yeah, yeah, she she left the room.
00:44:32 She said, Gary, I want to dance with.
00:44:36 Okay, so just to set the record straight,
00:44:39 I was at work when she fell.
00:44:42 Now, every time I take her to emergency,
00:44:45 which is way too frequently, by the way,
00:44:48 I get two stories on this show, right?
00:44:51 I get I get that side words
00:44:55 glare from the nurse that checks this in like you pushed her down.
00:44:59 You creep like I.
00:45:02 It's always my fault.
00:45:03 I show up two hours later
00:45:07 and driver to emergency and it's my fault.
00:45:11 So how?
00:45:12 Like, is it?
00:45:14 She looks like the victim of domestic abuse.
00:45:17 She really does.
00:45:19 Mrs. Gary, if you need help, please.
00:45:22 I mean, if you need emergency or serious help, dial 911.
00:45:24 But just call 15863.
00:45:26 Rants 333. We will help you.
00:45:32 Yeah, I think she stop watching the show.
00:45:35 I'll be honest.
00:45:36 If there was any type of a domestic issue between you and Mrs.
00:45:39 Gary, I'd be more concerned about you.
00:45:42 I know, I know, I'm
00:45:44 kind of docile, really, when it comes right down to it,
00:45:48 but, No, they they asked her
00:45:51 some serious questions, like, do you feel safe at home?
00:45:54 I was like, wait, I'm here, I can hear you.
00:45:56 I'm right here.
00:45:59 They wanted you.
00:46:00 They wanted you to be aware that they were on to you.
00:46:03 All right? Yeah.
00:46:03 No, I'd already confessed.
00:46:06 Like I didn't do this.
00:46:09 You don't.
00:46:11 Oh, this is weird.
00:46:12 Watch the door. Walking around.
00:46:15 Yeah.
00:46:15 Can we play the song now?
00:46:17 Can you do that?
00:46:18 But a little bit lower.
00:46:20 Oh, yeah. Do that, but a little lower.
00:46:23 I mean, no.
00:46:26 Should we watch Gary?
00:46:27 Yeah. And his and his wife.
00:46:30 Yeah.
00:46:31 So this is actual footage from the fall.
00:46:34 Okay. Good.
00:46:36 Oh, What happened?
00:46:38 How nothing happened. Go.
00:46:41 Why? You should help. Yeah.
00:46:43 Just go. Hang on.
00:46:44 They tipped me over for no reason.
00:46:47 You tipped her over?
00:46:48 Oh, yeah.
00:46:48 That's karate Kid here.
00:46:50 Oh, yeah. Walk on.
00:46:52 Yeah, I'll spin up.
00:46:54 Yeah, yeah. Woke up.
00:46:56 We need this Stafford wake.
00:46:58 Let him help.
00:46:58 Gary, don't be a jerk for me.
00:47:00 Hey, we need him. Yes, we have to help him.
00:47:03 Yes, I know that. Years. I'll spin.
00:47:05 Why would you have to help him?
00:47:06 What is wrong?
00:47:07 And up that's.
00:47:10 Come get it.
00:47:11 I don't want you to finish her sweet fatality.
00:47:15 Well, I guess they're all us, Harry.
00:47:19 Now, Gary, you come back from I connection.
00:47:23 Shut up and
00:47:26 get right to the animal.
00:47:27 Oh, yeah?
00:47:28 You want to go down?
00:47:29 You want a fucking real got,
00:47:32 9999. Fuck.
00:47:34 You better.
00:47:35 Oh, it's on now.
00:47:36 I'm turning this into a save. You work.
00:47:39 This is going to be a long standoff by the diamond champion.
00:47:43 It's gonna be the battle of some sort.
00:47:45 Died. Fiona, we're at the same team. Kate.
00:47:48 We have to help him.
00:47:49 Ernie got it.
00:47:52 Well, he's trying to protect them.
00:47:53 Okay? For now, it's good for it.
00:47:56 Stop bothering it.
00:47:57 Stop it!
00:47:57 It's a grown ass shake out of it.
00:47:59 How long you got a brother?
00:48:00 An ass for high hell.
00:48:02 He's upset. Yes, I know you're upset.
00:48:05 Come on. Tommy. Yeah. Come here.
00:48:07 My tummy hurts.
00:48:08 No, I got some, I die.
00:48:11 Stop it now.
00:48:12 See if you got no.
00:48:14 Tipped him over right there. I'm his daddy.
00:48:16 Saying you're not gonna walk out of the big daddy right here.
00:48:21 You like that guy? Who's the daddy?
00:48:23 Nothing. A lot of manageable.
00:48:24 Oh, I had that scared of a head guy.
00:48:28 Don't you touch my hair.
00:48:29 Get away from my head! Oh, good.
00:48:31 My fingers. Oh, I got you.
00:48:36 I thought you was a fan, Franco.
00:48:38 Love that you had your color, like, oh, my God, with you,
00:48:42 I do it so that just be my whole day.
00:48:47 That made my whole day.
00:48:50 Do we have a we're in
00:48:52 the flesh is Draymond Jordan fledge if he's ready.
00:48:56 Doesn't look like he's no.
00:48:59 Oh he keeps changing his thing. Did something.
00:49:01 What is that.
00:49:03 Is that a disc with his face on it.
00:49:06 He used to be
00:49:09 he and I and the swamp old Stoney.
00:49:12 And I'm wearing my Labatt Blue.
00:49:16 Jersey and he's come.
00:49:18 This is Gary, the swamp hole.
00:49:21 Oh, nice. Oh. It changed.
00:49:23 I told you it changed. Look at the change.
00:49:25 Do you see a change of the changing?
00:49:28 It's it's an automatic change.
00:49:30 Whoa.
00:49:33 I'm trippin.
00:49:35 I'm basically the same automatically.
00:49:39 We should get this out of the way.
00:49:40 Oh, no.
00:49:41 Oh, we suck again.
00:49:45 You're officially eliminated.
00:49:47 Eliminated?
00:49:48 Just eliminate eliminated. Liminality.
00:49:50 That would be a good topic. All right?
00:49:53 They were eliminated from the playoffs mathematically
00:49:57 and virtually and physically.
00:49:59 And actually.
00:50:01 And actually, And.
00:50:04 Oh, and by next week, it will be the second quarter of the 21st century.
00:50:10 It's we're talking like this is the major, like, turn the page kind of a thing.
00:50:15 Really. Are you sure? Yeah.
00:50:18 Hey, did you pay any attention to my,
00:50:20 not my first monologue.
00:50:23 Well, my my second monologue.
00:50:26 My the one about universe 25.
00:50:31 I don't know that Bible.
00:50:32 I don't know that five.
00:50:34 Yeah. What?
00:50:35 Universe 25.
00:50:36 Universe 25, verse three.
00:50:39 I think it's a fascinating mouse experiment.
00:50:42 And, seriously, these this,
00:50:45 this, the mice, the mouse society
00:50:49 really just turned on its head.
00:50:52 And like these, these mice, if you
00:50:55 if you took the mice at the end of the universe 25
00:51:00 and reintroduced them to a healthy populated
00:51:04 population of mice, they would
00:51:08 not be able to fit in
00:51:10 and might even ruin that social structure
00:51:15 like it was so bad.
00:51:19 And and the dude was trying
00:51:22 to create a utopia.
00:51:25 Now, clearly he failed, and this wasn't
00:51:28 the natural habitat that the mice needed.
00:51:32 And and there was obvious
00:51:36 it was obvious that he did it wrong.
00:51:40 By a horrifying mouse utopia experiment that shocked scientists by this
00:51:44 disastrous outcome is one of the most interesting experiments I've ever read.
00:51:47 And here's what we can.
00:51:48 Yeah, in 1967, scientists John Callan created an environment for mice
00:51:52 that had everything unlimited.
00:51:54 I got his name was Rod Calhoun and hundreds of nests.
00:51:57 In theory, this utopia could support nearly 4000 mice.
00:52:01 He start killing just eight mice.
00:52:03 And just like that, they lay on top of people.
00:52:06 Animals would go on to play like, At first everything looked perfect.
00:52:10 I know that really, because I did 350 weeks.
00:52:15 Eventually you have 2200 mice still far below the maximum capacity.
00:52:20 But then the nightmare began.
00:52:22 Despite endless resources, the population began to collapse.
00:52:25 Keller noticed disturbing behavior.
00:52:27 Some males became withdrawn, spending their days grooming themselves and refusing.
00:52:33 We've seen their influence.
00:52:35 Just kidding. Some of them decided to be female mice.
00:52:37 One stairwell works
00:52:39 that guarded their own heroes and prevented
00:52:41 the weaker ones from accessing these mechanized work.
00:52:44 Hang out with the females, but not to me with.
00:52:46 Interestingly enough, these bigger mice would instead attend.
00:52:49 They don't want to mate with the hose. What?
00:52:52 That's so interesting, right?
00:52:53 But then the animals also started to abandon and even kill their violence
00:52:58 and hyper sexuality spread with mice attacking each other.
00:53:00 Sexual actually reproduction ceased entirely.
00:53:04 And by the experiments fifth year, every last mouse was dead.
00:53:07 But the chilling partners in the environment
00:53:09 never felt that there was always ample food or water and shelter.
00:53:13 What failed was society itself coined the term behavioral sync
00:53:17 to describe this collapse like downward spiral.
00:53:19 You might see by the loss of meaningful roles within a community.
00:53:23 Not like us. It
00:53:26 wasn't
00:53:26 just about mice like the precursor to humanity.
00:53:29 Perhaps material abundance alone isn't enough for a thriving society.
00:53:32 Humans and other animals need social purpose.
00:53:34 He coined that for social to prevent the collapse of civilization.
00:53:38 And perhaps we too are living in our own universe.
00:53:41 25 however, at the end of the day, they are still just mice
00:53:45 and humans are far more complex with our culture, technology,
00:53:49 and self-awareness giving us resilience.
00:53:51 But the experiment does remain as a haunting reminder that
00:53:53 without struggle, connection and meaning, even Paradise can become a prison.
00:53:58 This is universe 25.
00:54:01 Jury, why the fuck you wearing a Pistons hoodie
00:54:03 if you don't give a fuck anymore about the team?
00:54:09 Is a Christmas present.
00:54:13 What?
00:54:16 Sorry.
00:54:16 What present? Am a what now?
00:54:22 You were there.
00:54:22 Not sorry. Did you, like, say I'm going to wear it.
00:54:24 I'm going to wear the pirate show.
00:54:25 I'm going to wear the pirate shirt on the show.
00:54:31 He's off at one tonight.
00:54:32 Fellas, I can call in after I'm home to show
00:54:36 Bundy and Pippi.
00:54:39 Pippi? Pippi!
00:54:41 Growth, progress.
00:54:42 Who are we talking?
00:54:45 Red rocket or like steroids? Or just.
00:54:48 Are you going to pit them against each other?
00:54:52 This is why I should not be the only one talking on the show.
00:54:57 No, I should be the only one talking on this show.
00:55:00 I have two videos that feature Ryan.
00:55:03 We'll save those for 1:00.
00:55:05 Although unless Gary will be gone, then we can just play them again.
00:55:08 Okay, well, I guess every part of the show.
00:55:16 Okay.
00:55:17 I particularly
00:55:19 enjoyed The Brady Andrew Show last week,
00:55:23 but, you know, I'm such a narcissist.
00:55:26 You guys could not stop talking about me.
00:55:28 It was lovely.
00:55:31 That's the purpose of the Brady and George Show.
00:55:33 It's not like we like it.
00:55:35 I know, but I do.
00:55:39 That it was.
00:55:40 That was fun.
00:55:42 I've got some, like, review
00:55:45 and assessments of your guys's performance.
00:55:50 I guess this is time for your year end review anyway.
00:55:54 Oh, yeah.
00:55:56 To see if you're do a pay rate increase.
00:55:59 You know,
00:56:01 maybe a promotion is due or in order.
00:56:04 Like what?
00:56:05 What kind of,
00:56:11 What did you receive for all the work
00:56:14 you put into my year end monologue, compilation?
00:56:19 I'm hard from 10 to 2 every Monday.
00:56:22 Oh, okay.
00:56:24 Oh, that's compensation.
00:56:27 Oh. Short sensation.
00:56:29 Yeah.
00:56:29 Sort.
00:56:33 While you're,
00:56:33 playing your silly games, I'm going to keep going with the show.
00:56:37 Okay.
00:56:39 Oh, wait.
00:56:39 You're saying these games are.
00:56:42 Oh, show.
00:56:44 Okay, well, I'm going to go get my dog.
00:56:47 Bring me a sandwich.
00:56:49 Guys. I'm well here.
00:56:52 Made that for me.
00:56:55 That's fucking delicious on a plate, right?
00:56:57 Oh, know I fucking love you. Not.
00:57:01 What?
00:57:04 What?
00:57:06 What?
00:57:09 Are you.
00:57:14 Here.
00:57:16 What?
00:57:18 Anyone want the pickle cookies?
00:57:21 Have I missed shot?
00:57:26 That's a chocolate chip cookie
00:57:28 with, pickles in the middle.
00:57:33 It's just like,
00:57:33 there's a draw sandwich with me in the middle.
00:57:38 Thanks for that.
00:57:39 Whoever sent in the chocolate chip pickle
00:57:43 cookie.
00:57:43 I regret spending any time to play it.
00:57:50 We have this.
00:57:54 Thousand.
00:57:57 Why did the US ban this number in 2001?
00:58:00 It sounds insane, but 20 years ago, the Motion Picture Association of America
00:58:04 was genuinely trying to delete this number from the internet.
00:58:07 You see, back in 1999, a teenager in Norway named DVD.
00:58:12 John, I'm going to say it's probably some kind of a d cks it cracked t ss DVD.
00:58:18 John.
00:58:19 Suddenly I can copy movie with the click of a button.
00:58:22 It was a nightmare for the movie studios.
00:58:24 They were nuclear.
00:58:25 They sued the hacker magazine at 2600 RT.com.
00:58:28 Maybe I should have made a longer encryption key.
00:58:31 Desist letters to anyone hosting the code.
00:58:33 They called it a digital burglary tool, but the internet found a loophole.
00:58:37 A computer scientist named Phil Carmody realized that computer code
00:58:41 is obviously just binary ones and zeros,
00:58:44 and you can treat that string of binary as a single number.
00:58:48 And that way you'll just get a really, really big integer,
00:58:51 which is the illegal code.
00:58:52 But Carmody knew that just finding any number wasn't going to be enough,
00:58:56 because the government could still ban a random number.
00:58:58 So he needed a number that science would be forced to protect.
00:59:03 He needed a prime number.
00:59:04 You see, the University of Tennessee researchers
00:59:07 academic database called the Prime Pages.
00:59:11 It records the 5000 largest known prime numbers.
00:59:14 Carmody realized if he could turn the illegal code
00:59:17 into a record breaking prime number, the university would have to publish it.
00:59:21 His first attempt was 1401 digits long.
00:59:25 It was prime, but
00:59:28 at the top
00:59:28 of the list, math mathematically interesting enough to save.
00:59:32 Who knows?
00:59:33 This formula times 256 to the n plus b.
00:59:37 Now K is the illegal code.
00:59:39 What the dog doing to the n?
00:59:41 But the mathematical equivalent of adding useless?
00:59:45 I just think of it like a banned book.
00:59:47 Carmody didn't change the text of the book.
00:59:49 He just glued a bunch of blank pages to the end of it.
00:59:52 This made the book physically longer, making the number mathematically larger,
00:59:57 but it didn't actually break
00:59:58 the illegal code inside, so he kept adding blank pages, shifting the numbers
01:00:03 until he hit a mathematical jackpot a 1905 digit monster.
01:00:08 This wasn't just a legal code anymore.
01:00:10 This happened to be the 10th largest ESP prime number
01:00:14 ever discovered in human history.
01:00:16 It was checkmate.
01:00:17 The number was immediately added to the university database
01:00:20 for the MPAA to ban the code.
01:00:22 Now they would have to order a university to delete a scientific record.
01:00:26 You can't censor mathematics.
01:00:31 So if you ever watched a,
01:00:32 copy DVD movie, you'd probably think that guy
01:00:37 cracked.
01:00:40 And you just added blank pages.
01:00:43 Zero.
01:00:45 Do you know what?
01:00:46 You know?
01:00:48 Where in the world is draw?
01:00:50 Yeah, well, this book called the didn't fly down in.
01:00:56 Are you in TSA?
01:00:59 Is that explain to tell us a story gets a drop like that clears up where
01:01:05 he's been.
01:01:06 But the loudest thing about him is the closet that he's in.
01:01:11 Well, tell me where in the world is your Dr.
01:01:15 Drew? Yo, general.
01:01:18 More.
01:01:22 I want to stop.
01:01:25 Good evening.
01:01:29 Oh, Alfred Hitchcock.
01:01:31 Oh. Is that.
01:01:32 I don't even think that's the right kind of bigotry.
01:01:36 Round one.
01:01:36 Okay, who is 22 hours away from Detroit?
01:01:44 Oh, is it?
01:01:45 Oh, I don't know. That part.
01:01:47 Sure as, ash, sir, today,
01:01:52 all the places over 22 hours away.
01:01:56 I saw the park.
01:01:57 Yeah. The park, the sights of the name plate.
01:01:59 Places that are 22 hours away from Detroit, Fort Lauderdale, Miami,
01:02:05 Key West, San Antonio, Albuquerque,
01:02:09 Santa Fe, New Mexico, Durango, Colorado Springs,
01:02:12 Moab, Colorado, Denver.
01:02:16 So I'm going back
01:02:18 to Florida, Arches National Park, Vail, Boulder.
01:02:21 These are all that one.
01:02:23 I looked it up. It was pretty cool.
01:02:26 Las Vegas, New Mexico didn't even know that existed.
01:02:30 That's not a thing.
01:02:32 Pretty sure that's not a thing.
01:02:33 But it it it is not.
01:02:36 It says Las Vegas, N.M..
01:02:39 What's that mean? They have a New Mexico no.
01:02:44 Basin, Wyoming.
01:02:45 Marathon, Florida born Texas.
01:02:49 Regina. Is that right?
01:02:50 I was trying to act stupid and draw instantly out.
01:02:55 Stupidity did me.
01:02:59 No, I'm.
01:02:59 I'm going back to Florida.
01:03:01 He's. Yeah. He out of Brinkley.
01:03:04 You're going to go back to Florida? I thought your wife was the one.
01:03:06 I went to Florida, not you.
01:03:07 You're in marathon, Florida.
01:03:11 I'm going to go down for Fort Lauderdale.
01:03:16 Where's marathon, Florida?
01:03:18 You're not in Florida.
01:03:20 Okay. Round two.
01:03:22 No. See what I said?
01:03:23 I said Florida, he said, where's marathon?
01:03:26 Florida? Meaning he may be new in Nevada.
01:03:30 No, I really don't.
01:03:30 I don't know where marathon is,
01:03:33 but do you know where you are?
01:03:35 This.
01:03:39 Will be over by walking around with my hoodie.
01:03:43 I didn't fool you guys.
01:03:47 What do you.
01:03:50 You mean?
01:03:50 I don't know what you mean. See if.
01:03:53 No, no, no.
01:03:54 Either way, what if you would have had to.
01:03:57 If you may have, you may have named it.
01:03:59 You may have named it already.
01:04:01 But I'm going to go.
01:04:02 Oh, you have to name the direct area only.
01:04:05 No states.
01:04:07 Oh. Third floor, Union Street
01:04:12 in the.
01:04:13 What's that cheap Marriott.
01:04:16 Hilton.
01:04:17 Marriott.
01:04:20 What's that supposed to do?
01:04:24 Wouldn't that be wild if you actually lit up outside?
01:04:26 Like, with that? Right.
01:04:29 I thought you could see the tree behind me.
01:04:32 I noticed a tree.
01:04:33 I did see a tree with that.
01:04:34 There's trees everywhere, so that doesn't help.
01:04:37 Now, what kind of tree is it?
01:04:38 I mean, there's literally trees everywhere.
01:04:42 No, no,
01:04:45 there's there's literally literally not literally.
01:04:48 Literally literally.
01:04:50 I like literally better than literally,
01:04:52 literally sounds like it's spelled with a D,
01:04:56 literally sounds like it has several T's in it.
01:05:00 Agreed.
01:05:01 We'll have to just say lit little.
01:05:03 Literally, literally.
01:05:07 No. I think these words.
01:05:13 Really need, I think.
01:05:18 So I've narrowed it down to Florida,
01:05:20 and we'll get some guesses from the comments here.
01:05:26 The Tampa Bay
01:05:29 based accent survey says
01:05:32 indeed, know and Orlando.
01:05:35 Incorrect. Wait, I have one of those.
01:05:39 Slowly but surely I'm fixing my labels.
01:05:41 Thank.
01:05:44 I mean, like, they them.
01:05:48 Are you getting a sex change?
01:05:53 Wrong.
01:05:56 Sarasota.
01:05:58 Do you get a sex change?
01:06:05 I don't think you do.
01:06:08 You could have a switch, so.
01:06:10 No, it people with obesity.
01:06:14 You're missing my point.
01:06:16 You're still the same sex.
01:06:19 Gender.
01:06:21 I think you're confusing sex and gender.
01:06:23 No interchangeable.
01:06:26 But sex. Gender is not.
01:06:27 The words are interchangeable, but sex and gender are not.
01:06:31 Oh, you can utilize your body if you want,
01:06:33 but you have not changed your.
01:06:37 Gender.
01:06:38 Sex, sex.
01:06:40 Dan Turner.
01:06:42 How many guesses do I get? Two.
01:06:44 To which.
01:06:45 Which Orlando?
01:06:50 Wait, you're guessing?
01:06:54 You're gay? No.
01:06:55 You're wrong. That's not. Where are you?
01:06:58 Are you don't get to play there.
01:07:01 You do.
01:07:03 There you say Fort Lauderdale.
01:07:08 Can I guess again?
01:07:10 One of the other forts for Maya.
01:07:15 Fort Myers?
01:07:16 Yeah. You're here,
01:07:17 or am I?
01:07:18 You're here, but you leave every several minutes or.
01:07:22 Oh, by,
01:07:26 That is a cute dog.
01:07:27 I'm just as pretentious as my lab coat.
01:07:30 Yeah.
01:07:32 Wow. That's a new drop.
01:07:33 Yeah.
01:07:35 No. You up.
01:07:38 I I've never seen the show.
01:07:39 Where are you?
01:07:39 Why are we watching this?
01:07:42 Right.
01:07:43 I have to go find a new jabber.
01:07:47 Name another place name another.
01:07:53 That exists.
01:07:55 Name another one.
01:07:57 22. It's a it's a
01:07:59 five star vacation destination.
01:08:01 And your name?
01:08:02 I already.
01:08:05 Oh, Miami. No.
01:08:10 Oh. What's that mean?
01:08:13 That where I'm from? Miami.
01:08:16 It's a really cool beach.
01:08:19 Whoop.
01:08:19 Poop, poop beach poop beach.
01:08:24 Correct.
01:08:26 Yes, I knew it.
01:08:28 Daytona beach.
01:08:29 Miami. Oh, no.
01:08:31 South beach. No.
01:08:33 Oh, you get my talents in South Beach?
01:08:36 Yeah. No.
01:08:40 No. I'm missing.
01:08:42 I'm missing the whole thing here.
01:08:44 But,
01:08:52 Good, good.
01:08:53 Look, I am going to be in Tampa for New Year's.
01:08:58 Yeah.
01:08:59 What a bridge you go.
01:09:02 I don't know, he's.
01:09:03 He doesn't even have a little box.
01:09:06 Doesn't have a little square on the screen.
01:09:08 Oh, there you go. You can have a little box.
01:09:10 Brady. You don't have a little box.
01:09:12 It's blown out of a box. She's sleeping.
01:09:15 Oh. You did. But stuff
01:09:18 you never done. You.
01:09:20 No. In my have ever done. But stuff.
01:09:23 Even even but to.
01:09:24 But I was going for her a little box.
01:09:26 Okay.
01:09:27 Well, next week, but soon
01:09:30 is it.
01:09:31 No. It's share like subscribe and, comment
01:09:37 kind of I mean is but stuff we never in my ass.
01:09:43 It's not weird.
01:09:44 I just when you guys are weird is good to do it.
01:09:47 It's weird. Is it?
01:09:50 What the gays do?
01:09:52 I'm. Well, I'm sorry.
01:09:54 We're not allowed to say. Oh, where? I'm. I'm older than most.
01:09:57 And I found that if there's a whole there's somebody who wants to fuck it.
01:10:01 You can do whatever you want.
01:10:03 Thank you.
01:10:05 Well, you know how babies
01:10:07 explore the world like you can stuff in their mouth.
01:10:10 Oh, wow. Dude, we're talking about bud stuff. And.
01:10:12 And Gary goes right to babies, baby.
01:10:14 What's the what the. We got babies.
01:10:18 Do you know that? They're still doing that?
01:10:19 Baby, you can't make babies that way.
01:10:22 Are babies in the electric are still doing that?
01:10:25 No, they're still doing that. Baby crawling.
01:10:28 I find it very
01:10:30 to unfriendly racist, to be honest.
01:10:34 Panama City, Florida, baby crawling. Go
01:10:37 Panama city.
01:10:39 Are you and I ran?
01:10:42 No. You guys did mention it when you were talking early.
01:10:45 When you go for random places.
01:10:50 Yeah. No, they weren't random.
01:10:51 They were in a list.
01:10:52 See, random would just be like,
01:10:56 oh, you're right.
01:10:57 No, you're right.
01:10:59 Well, but well executed because
01:11:03 hell, are you.
01:11:04 Are you kidding me? Carter?
01:11:06 Even the fucking baby crawl about the black babies faster.
01:11:11 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:11:13 I don't know that.
01:11:15 You know what? I'm sure we all feel the same way.
01:11:17 We're just glad that the fathers there in the baby face.
01:11:23 You don't know that.
01:11:23 Maybe they're crawling, looking for the father.
01:11:25 But I saw them.
01:11:26 That's why they keep heading towards the locker room for the baby.
01:11:29 I saw them, okay, just a minute.
01:11:37 Okay.
01:11:38 Baby crawl.
01:11:39 Race competitors. So.
01:11:43 Pussies. All right. So.
01:11:44 All right, first Ryan South.
01:11:45 My only one trash without telling me.
01:11:47 White trash
01:11:48 is not begging to play with your ass.
01:11:51 And then your bedroom activities are boring.
01:11:53 A bald old man from, Oh, who's to say she's not begging me?
01:11:58 I'm just still not into it. See, big.
01:12:00 All my Bible says that if I do that.
01:12:04 Well, let's get. Look, good point here.
01:12:06 There's no going back or she doesn't
01:12:09 find my ass attractive.
01:12:12 My ass is not attractive.
01:12:15 And just in case you didn't catch the beginning,
01:12:16 you can like, comment and subscribe.
01:12:18 We're here every Monday. Literally every Monday.
01:12:21 Literally and literally every Monday for the last 136.
01:12:25 Monday, the second Monday we were on Friday.
01:12:28 But other than that, perfect attendance, we're going to get a certificate.
01:12:37 I play.
01:12:41 Or I think they give me a
01:12:44 special I think the word event was
01:12:47 straight and heterosexual.
01:12:50 Sorry you broke up there.
01:12:51 I want to hear what you said.
01:12:53 The babies, what I cut out.
01:12:55 Yeah, I thought I did.
01:12:59 If you're you're only
01:13:02 is not going to play with your ass, then your vagina activities are boring.
01:13:06 Boring, straight.
01:13:08 Say it like that. Heterosexual. Normal.
01:13:11 Not gay.
01:13:13 I have no problem of other people
01:13:17 doing things with the butt.
01:13:21 I could get way more detailed.
01:13:24 Maybe it's just me, but I will not.
01:13:29 I just,
01:13:32 I know what comes out of my butt, isn't it?
01:13:34 It's that simple for me.
01:13:35 If it's not that simple for you, then
01:13:37 I don't think it's a it's a question of boring or exciting.
01:13:40 I think it's a question of
01:13:42 what's that disease you get from human shit
01:13:46 or not?
01:13:48 Oh, please play with my ass.
01:13:49 Can I please play with your butthole?
01:13:51 Or your shit comes out or you, like, have oh no area.
01:13:54 Oh, I like I've definitely pushed my thumb on the outside.
01:13:59 I mean, who hasn't done that.
01:14:01 But not it's never gotten gone in.
01:14:03 And I think of course I'm talking about my own ass while I, while I masturbate,
01:14:06 I would not talk about my wife's.
01:14:08 You know, it's private, but, I mean, if you're washing it,
01:14:11 you just kind of go, oh, I wonder, like, how deep I should go.
01:14:13 And you just kind of, like, break the surface
01:14:14 a tiny hair, and you're like, yeah, that's weird.
01:14:17 Did you say watching or washing?
01:14:20 Washing or washing?
01:14:28 I just kind of let the soap go.
01:14:30 I guess I do,
01:14:33 you know, like rinse, you know, like scrub,
01:14:36 you know, scrub your dingle berries.
01:14:38 We were talking about that on Christmas.
01:14:40 We went around the room, and most men don't wash their feet just to shower.
01:14:46 A little bit of water pools on the bottom.
01:14:48 Yeah. Just turn off.
01:14:51 It's just corona.
01:14:52 See, I've fixed my drain, though, so I don't have water in the bottom.
01:14:56 So now I have to clean my feet, else on my feet
01:14:58 started stinking and I'm like, oh shit, that's right.
01:14:59 I clean the drain.
01:15:01 Now I don't have that little have to clean my feet.
01:15:04 I have to clean my feet now and my legs.
01:15:06 You should. Even if you.
01:15:10 Make sure you stick your finger in there.
01:15:12 What's the last thing you know? It's clean.
01:15:14 Is that the last thing you clean?
01:15:15 Water your asshole?
01:15:18 No, it's the first thing I clean.
01:15:20 Oh, ha!
01:15:23 I go, I go straight down, top to bottom.
01:15:27 Let gravity do dudes do its job.
01:15:30 I like gravity do most of the work.
01:15:33 I'm. Kerry's very excited.
01:15:36 He got his heated coat plugged in a working.
01:15:38 Oh that's better.
01:15:40 Yeah.
01:15:41 What do we like to suck for you?
01:15:44 There's no sound suck.
01:15:45 Oh, it's the baby Olympics.
01:15:46 We're watching the winners of the baby.
01:15:48 You know what I looked over?
01:15:49 All I saw was a hot chicken, and I was kind of concerned and confused.
01:15:53 Oh, I thought I was gonna say, like, chick was out,
01:15:58 I it out I was, I saw that there was a hot chick and I was confused.
01:16:01 What did you hear?
01:16:04 I got a hot chicken.
01:16:09 I'm just fascinated by my little bubble of videos.
01:16:12 Look at that. He's got Marcia Brady.
01:16:14 Some kind of fucking ultimate Warrior, man. Oh.
01:16:21 How many times do we say Orlando?
01:16:27 Well, I'm not playing because I have.
01:16:29 I have the list.
01:16:29 I know what I said. I could repeat it again,
01:16:33 but I won't send the segments over.
01:16:35 Yeah, but you have to choose one.
01:16:38 I have to choose. No.
01:16:39 We can't. That's the whole point of the segment.
01:16:42 Never getting to the end of.
01:16:44 We have no choice.
01:16:45 There is no free will. My choice has already been decided.
01:16:48 The answers already been told,
01:16:50 correct? Yes.
01:16:52 There's no point.
01:16:54 The universe.
01:16:56 You're correct.
01:16:57 Here we go, here we go.
01:16:58 Then.
01:17:01 I'm here.
01:17:02 The group.
01:17:05 All right.
01:17:06 I'm just looking around for Florida.
01:17:10 Oh my God, there's got to be like 8 or 9 cities.
01:17:13 It's going to take forever.
01:17:14 It's going to make it easier. Yeah.
01:17:18 Let me give me more options.
01:17:20 Map of Florida here.
01:17:21 Is it on the screen. Now how about that.
01:17:24 Yeah okay
01:17:26 I can't read that possibly
01:17:30 he can't read that.
01:17:31 It's not because you can't see it.
01:17:32 It's just because you never learn to read.
01:17:35 Yeah.
01:17:41 Do you know how to read Jawa
01:17:44 Lake Okeechobee?
01:17:47 That's a real thing.
01:17:48 Oh, my God, you got me.
01:17:50 You're right.
01:17:52 It's Okeechobee.
01:17:55 Fuck.
01:17:59 I don't think that's how you say that.
01:18:02 I think it's chubby Okeechobee.
01:18:04 Okay, chubby.
01:18:08 Speak. Okay.
01:18:09 Tired, boy.
01:18:14 Bag. All right,
01:18:15 well, then, let's keep it moving.
01:18:19 Marathon.
01:18:20 Oh, you guys suck at guessing when.
01:18:21 Especially when you don't even say a city.
01:18:24 No, Titusville, but close
01:18:27 by. But close.
01:18:28 I think that's what I call it.
01:18:29 With sex with my wife asked, as we call it, but close.
01:18:34 What is marathon?
01:18:37 Marathon is is when you have
01:18:39 136 monologues within three words
01:18:43 and Key Largo.
01:18:48 And that interesting.
01:18:51 Key West is too far.
01:18:54 Key West is like a whole nother.
01:18:55 You get to Florida in 22 hours and you got to keep driving several
01:18:59 more hours. It's not.
01:19:00 Key West can't be Key West otherwise.
01:19:03 We were lied to. In which case and
01:19:07 which river liars.
01:19:10 Like points on.
01:19:11 This is the best segment yet.
01:19:13 Keep going Lake Placid.
01:19:15 That's in New York. So work segment. Yeah.
01:19:18 Oh, you guys suck so bad.
01:19:21 Well, I don't know what I have to do to get you all.
01:19:25 We suck again.
01:19:27 Opposite direction.
01:19:28 Yeah.
01:19:32 I had a drinking
01:19:33 game plan, but it doesn't look like we're gonna get to do that.
01:19:36 I'm going to drink my nap.
01:19:38 You know, drinking.
01:19:39 I'm going to drink
01:19:41 Naples.
01:19:42 I got to drink nipples.
01:19:46 Nipples for this? No,
01:19:49 no, no.
01:19:50 Delray beach.
01:19:51 Brilliant.
01:19:54 I think Brady already ruined it, but no
01:19:57 Hollywood 2020 two hours
01:20:00 is 106 miles to the ass to ask.
01:20:02 Fuck if a woman is just an inverted doggy style and we're wearing sunglasses.
01:20:08 Hit it smells so good for us.
01:20:11 Wait, what?
01:20:12 One zero engines running.
01:20:18 Liftoff.
01:20:19 We have liftoff.
01:20:21 Atomic batteries.
01:20:23 Reminds me.
01:20:25 Roger that.
01:20:26 You know, the
01:20:28 one, John?
01:20:29 One cash and prizes totaling 3150.
01:20:34 Do duty.
01:20:39 Work to win a large.
01:20:43 World room.
01:20:45 All the to the record
01:20:48 and continue with her.
01:20:51 Brady.
01:20:52 We to use howdy.
01:20:57 Thousand dollars in.
01:21:01 Do you guys second guessing one?
01:21:05 You're at the price is right old and trying to join my show.
01:21:08 But there was the, the Schick.
01:21:10 No. So it's six hours in Chicago, but it's 22 hours to where I am.
01:21:13 I had a full tank of gas, didn't have any cigarets, but I saw nice other things
01:21:19 that saying that,
01:21:22 the ass to ask fuck with a woman is just an inverted doggy style.
01:21:25 No, I'd say it's double doggy style because we're both that way.
01:21:29 But when we tried it that way, it did not work.
01:21:31 We both laid down, so it wasn't even
01:21:36 clear.
01:21:37 Water.
01:21:39 Wait. What's this?
01:21:39 I missed this comment.
01:21:42 Full disclosure,
01:21:43 my girl, she puts her finger in my ass when she performs oral on me.
01:21:47 She's.
01:21:49 That's it.
01:21:50 See what she.
01:21:53 She eats it.
01:21:54 She sets it, turns her on like no other.
01:21:58 She says it turns her on like no other.
01:22:00 So I just go with it.
01:22:02 And let me tell you, it didn't feel bad at all.
01:22:06 Saint Peter, by another.
01:22:08 What if she wanted you to get plowed by another dick with it?
01:22:10 Because it turns you on?
01:22:11 It turns her on.
01:22:12 But by some other, another dude just watching
01:22:17 real by some big, big bubba.
01:22:21 Why are you gay?
01:22:22 Let's do it.
01:22:25 You guys mentioned that already and it's up
01:22:27 Jacksonville, Florida.
01:22:28 And I was trying to steer away.
01:22:30 And then Brady just grabs we own this jerk.
01:22:31 Jerks it to the side
01:22:34 literally and figuratively.
01:22:35 Jerks it to the side while he has a finger in its ass.
01:22:38 I'm not steering.
01:22:38 I'm just reading the comments were this.
01:22:40 This is still going from before. Oh.
01:22:48 Oh, this is the worst game ever.
01:22:52 Played well.
01:22:53 Welcome back ABC for Am. Here we head.
01:22:56 Hey Bank, you just come and double check my mind. Sweating.
01:22:58 Okay, I wasn't sure.
01:23:01 Thank you. Oh thank you.
01:23:04 Yeah. Working here.
01:23:06 Yeah. Yeah.
01:23:07 What a great day.
01:23:09 Well, welcome back ABC sports I'm here.
01:23:12 We're heading.
01:23:14 Hey, Banky.
01:23:17 Tallahassee.
01:23:24 Jacksonville.
01:23:29 Why don't you read one of those?
01:23:35 I can't read any of those.
01:23:38 I don't know.
01:23:43 He's in Key West.
01:23:47 I think they might be too far.
01:23:51 Is Fort Lauderdale on there?
01:23:53 And Miami and Miami? Yep.
01:23:56 He's in Fort Lauderdale.
01:23:59 Well, then we already guessed that. No.
01:24:05 Oh, Fort Lauderdale?
01:24:07 No. Oh, man. No.
01:24:11 Oh, that it don't.
01:24:12 The the one he did say key West also.
01:24:18 Key West
01:24:20 but Brady you said he was was you said Key West is too far.
01:24:24 Well Key West isn't really a place.
01:24:25 It's a bunch of places.
01:24:27 Which key are you in? I don't accept Key West.
01:24:29 It's like saying I'm in the southern states of Low Key
01:24:33 West is a single place, is a key.
01:24:36 They single key.
01:24:38 Oh, maybe I'm thinking highly rated.
01:24:39 My dad. Yeah.
01:24:41 Very highly overrated. It would be Key West.
01:24:44 You'll like it there.
01:24:45 I don't think I can make it there because of the long drive.
01:24:48 I'm not there. I can't drive there. Key.
01:24:51 That long road.
01:24:52 I'm an achy breaky
01:24:55 achy scooted.
01:24:58 I'm an achy but, achy breaky heart.
01:25:01 I'm just. He was was kind of overrated, in my opinion.
01:25:04 I'm going to turn the wheel
01:25:06 because he said Achy Breaky.
01:25:08 Yeah, because I thought we were done with the game.
01:25:10 Thank you. Breaky Heart. It is.
01:25:13 Oh, the game.
01:25:17 Are we done with the game?
01:25:21 These are Gary's submissions.
01:25:23 I don't take any credit.
01:25:25 However. We done with the game, he says.
01:25:27 My lawyer, Brady,
01:25:30 I'm not sure if somebody guessed it right or not.
01:25:32 Oh, yeah. Turn it up.
01:25:35 You're gonna leave that and then you love
01:25:37 ruining it.
01:25:42 I'm back
01:25:44 with the damn kids.
01:25:47 He's in Lake Pontchartrain.
01:25:49 Louisiana.
01:25:51 Yes, yes, yes, it is.
01:25:54 Pontchartrain. Yes.
01:25:57 Hello? Hello.
01:25:58 No, none.
01:25:59 One shirt ruined.
01:26:02 I'll get.
01:26:07 To play.
01:26:09 Oh, you.
01:26:12 There was just a segue to the song I couldn't help.
01:26:14 We were talking about ass fucking.
01:26:15 And then you said Achy Breaky Heart.
01:26:19 His balls look deflated.
01:26:22 Yeah, you bring up.
01:26:26 Okay.
01:26:28 We're gonna be calm.
01:26:31 Thank you. I.
01:26:35 Fucking fucking.
01:26:41 Did somebody guess where you are?
01:26:43 I did,
01:26:45 but somebody guessed correctly, I did.
01:26:48 I ended up you coming? And what did you say?
01:26:51 You tell me.
01:26:52 I said he let you.
01:26:55 And I was
01:26:57 tiny.
01:26:57 Was that correct?
01:26:59 No. You're incorrect. But
01:27:02 she was correct.
01:27:03 But I tried to. Syria.
01:27:04 Fuck yes.
01:27:08 But yes, you're in.
01:27:10 But yes, Florida.
01:27:12 But yes, Florida.
01:27:16 I'm. You see, I danced all the
01:27:21 the same. I'm.
01:27:25 I'm like.
01:27:26 It's been a week.
01:27:32 This is horrible.
01:27:34 Yeah.
01:27:37 Yeah.
01:27:38 A couple bands made it actually doing this, though.
01:27:41 These guys are clearly mocking it right
01:27:45 here. Thank you.
01:27:45 So do complete for monkey.
01:27:49 I'm trying to be a little dog fucking my cat.
01:27:53 Red Hot Chili Peppers.
01:27:56 Oh, you get my.
01:28:06 What were they doing here?
01:28:11 You're a little long as you're looking.
01:28:13 You're making out.
01:28:13 I have a dog on my lap.
01:28:18 As a little dog, I have a little dog.
01:28:20 I have a little dog on my leg. All.
01:28:26 Right.
01:28:28 But probably my shit.
01:28:37 Are you fucking with my shit?
01:28:38 You what?
01:28:42 Oh, it's just auto playing because I didn't stop it.
01:28:44 Why are you fucking with my shit? You.
01:28:46 Are you fucking with my shit? You.
01:28:53 Why are we watching this homo?
01:28:54 Have his head like my dog.
01:28:57 I'm not like you. Not?
01:29:00 Have.
01:29:02 Yeah, well, maybe you should tell the dog to stick a finger in your ass.
01:29:06 Oh, well, it doesn't.
01:29:07 He's my stylist.
01:29:11 He should stick a finger in your ass.
01:29:12 Oh he doesn't.
01:29:13 We're fluffing the tuft.
01:29:19 No, the guy's over.
01:29:20 Yes. Now, maybe.
01:29:22 Oh, that's right, you guys got slapped. It?
01:29:25 Yes. No.
01:29:26 Maybe,
01:29:29 I don't know.
01:29:31 Can you repeat the question?
01:29:39 Can you?
01:29:42 Can you repeat the question?
01:29:44 Marcus's piece.
01:29:45 My life is fantastic. Now, all I had to do.
01:29:48 I taught two girls.
01:29:50 Malcolm has been intentionally hiding from his family for years.
01:29:53 He largely said, sweet, I love poetry, but
01:29:56 I'm in the Everglades National Park.
01:30:00 Can't spend the rest of your life hiding and denying your family water break.
01:30:04 Worked perfectly. Do they showed up on from
01:30:08 you, from Naples,
01:30:12 Malcolm in the middle of the pool?
01:30:17 Well, I guess making the job really bad.
01:30:19 Hey, sometimes Ryan's girlfriend licks her
01:30:24 fucking finger afterwards, and then.
01:30:26 But then.
01:30:27 Oh my gosh, you just free.
01:30:30 She's you man. What's that?
01:30:31 E.coli. E.coli?
01:30:33 That's what I couldn't think of when he was here.
01:30:34 I knew he'd be the shit fucking, bacteria guy.
01:30:38 I knew it to me.
01:30:40 Not for not for bad mouth sugar.
01:30:42 No, not for bad reasons.
01:30:44 I just knew all the grammar over here.
01:30:47 And when I can't think of what bacteria is and shit.
01:30:51 Yeah.
01:30:52 I will point you to the Bristol stool scale.
01:30:55 They'll give you a pinkeye least.
01:30:57 So this brings up another question year, and we got literally,
01:31:02 literally if it was two years
01:31:04 last year, but consecutive days,
01:31:07 if your girlfriend is going down on you or your wife,
01:31:11 whatever your significant other may be, I'm specifically asking Ryan
01:31:15 because he's the one that brought up in the chat some.
01:31:17 My girlfriend licks her fingers
01:31:18 after she fucking puts it in his ass is where we're at, right?
01:31:21 Yeah.
01:31:22 I mean, I was thinking in my head what I was willing to do, and I'm.
01:31:25 We're done kissing anything above the neck after my wife goes down on me.
01:31:30 Yeah. That's it.
01:31:32 And I don't think I have, like, a gross penis or anything, but I just.
01:31:36 I knew that's gay, but I'm not there visually.
01:31:39 Anything on this finger like video.
01:31:42 And if there was going to be anything visually I must finger, would it matter
01:31:46 if there was like
01:31:49 a little streak running down the side of that finger that was brown in color?
01:31:52 Would this would would she would be averse to
01:31:56 paper towels? Adverse.
01:31:57 Adverse is the word I'm thinking of.
01:31:59 Everything you just said was I'm adverse to.
01:32:01 Yeah, yeah.
01:32:03 I mean, if you like that flavor,
01:32:07 I know no one like the flavor.
01:32:09 All right. My dog, what does that mean?
01:32:11 Short story.
01:32:12 One of my friends got married,
01:32:14 and at the bachelor party, there was some performance art
01:32:17 that was happening, and they pulled out a Hershey's sirup.
01:32:22 And that's all I need to say. It ended.
01:32:24 It took such a turn so quickly.
01:32:27 It was so gross.
01:32:29 Some people like it, but the the visual, I was my own.
01:32:32 Disgusting.
01:32:34 I think I answered my own question here.
01:32:35 What he says sometimes my girlfriend of
01:32:38 Thanksgiving afterwards, I
01:32:39 think she looks at it first and sees that there's a streak and then a streak.
01:32:42 No, I'm looking at streaks still though, dude,
01:32:45 even if you get an animal, a paper towel is the cleanest ass.
01:32:48 You haven't shit in three weeks.
01:32:49 If you put your finger up there and pull it out,
01:32:50 it's going to smell fucking a little bit earthy.
01:32:52 Yeah. It's weird. Yeah.
01:32:56 Yeah, but there's no way.
01:32:57 There's no way there's something about it.
01:33:00 It's just an open.
01:33:01 It's an open hole to that world.
01:33:03 It's kind of like there's gonna be some residual seepage regardless of.
01:33:08 Wait, what?
01:33:10 It's exactly the same thing.
01:33:12 It's to that one to the shit. The world of shit.
01:33:14 Maybe because I've never used it like that.
01:33:16 But mine is not an open hole. Mine is a closed. It's.
01:33:19 It's balloon. Not a chug. It's not like it's, you know,
01:33:22 this complex.
01:33:24 Wait again.
01:33:25 Dude, yours is tied.
01:33:28 You said knotted. I'm.
01:33:35 Did you come just because every box is just puckered?
01:33:38 No. No, he he was not kidding.
01:33:40 He had to poop.
01:33:42 He went out there and pooped.
01:33:45 It's like 17 degrees out there.
01:33:47 Don't ritual poop out.
01:33:50 I have never pooped outside.
01:33:53 I'm wearing a sweat hoodie of.
01:33:55 For the sake of just wearing a hoodie.
01:33:58 And a confusing as on where am I be?
01:34:02 The weirdest I've lost today.
01:34:04 I've lost interest.
01:34:07 No. That's great.
01:34:09 Are. Let's see.
01:34:10 What's the Mount Rushmore of places where jaw has been?
01:34:14 The one thing about Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
01:34:18 It is just.
01:34:19 Oh, they're not for.
01:34:22 Draw.
01:34:24 They freak out the club because they dare to say hello.
01:34:30 You rage quit when
01:34:31 the answer got to go
01:34:35 get more in the world.
01:34:36 Honestly, the pictures that are on there are like the my favorite places I've been.
01:34:39 So if anybody cares, let's get back to the real story.
01:34:43 Nothing makes me feel more like an immortal than when I but fuck a girl.
01:34:47 And I put it in her mouth after.
01:34:52 What is that immortal?
01:34:53 It's weird.
01:34:54 Sounds like you have an issue with women.
01:34:56 I think because he means.
01:34:57 Because any normal, decent girl would literally kill him on the spot, right?
01:35:02 Yeah.
01:35:03 I would kill myself.
01:35:06 Oh, shit.
01:35:06 Oh, yeah. Because. Yeah, well, not anymore.
01:35:09 And no, I do not kiss a girl
01:35:11 when we have those type of so suddenly.
01:35:14 Now he's discreet. Those type of activities.
01:35:16 How long do you wait?
01:35:17 How long do you wait?
01:35:18 Is it a tooth brushing or two hours?
01:35:21 20 minutes.
01:35:22 Showers, two meals and at least two toothbrushes.
01:35:25 Time to go. Gargle really quick in the shower.
01:35:29 Oh, two talking about the front, he's talking about the.
01:35:31 So does she.
01:35:32 Let's keep going. He seems to be sharing.
01:35:34 What else does she do around that area?
01:35:40 Well, that
01:35:40 that was a stealth that her as a screeching halt.
01:35:44 Yeah.
01:35:48 Here's mine.
01:35:53 That's cool.
01:35:54 What? Why is that yours?
01:35:57 It's squeaky tight. It's.
01:35:59 It sounds like.
01:36:00 Okay, sometimes, even at my age, it still hurts when I poop.
01:36:03 It's so tight.
01:36:05 Oh, I, I like that that's a rarity.
01:36:09 I don't it's a ten minute Dan Campbell,
01:36:12 press conference, but that doesn't really feel.
01:36:16 No, you know what?
01:36:16 It's not like you hold it
01:36:18 when you hold it in for a while, and you know you shouldn't, but you
01:36:21 kind of do.
01:36:22 And then you go to let it out and it's like, it's
01:36:23 I almost when you shit it out, it's almost looks like a traffic jam.
01:36:27 It almost looks like I 75 yesterday or today,
01:36:30 whenever that traffic jam was pile up and I 75 a bunch of mischief,
01:36:36 a bunch of misshapen whoppers.
01:36:40 Yeah.
01:36:40 There was a, Yeah, but then it hurts.
01:36:43 And so you almost, like, have to, like, push a little and let you let it like,
01:36:47 like let it constrict and then push a little and then let it constrict.
01:36:50 Otherwise you like, you'll end up with a red streak down the side of your.
01:36:54 You're tired because you.
01:36:56 Yeah.
01:36:56 Or you'll fucking shoot him out so hard.
01:36:58 Just wow. Back up on you. Yeah.
01:37:01 Fox local is Fox TV.
01:37:04 Oh goddamn it.
01:37:04 Reviews and more now and I'm roof no one cares.
01:37:08 Fox locals built for you as long as you watch there.
01:37:11 And I guess we're good as local as you are.
01:37:14 Fox local. I'm pretty local.
01:37:17 Car was, damage taught to me about just the fear and anxiety that was going on.
01:37:22 This is real, by the way.
01:37:23 Well, it kind of came out of nowhere.
01:37:25 You know, it is not.
01:37:27 This is why we live in a in a 3040 at the most.
01:37:29 I, I was trying to be parody ever.
01:37:31 Whatever. Yeah.
01:37:32 So the white out and there was no visibility and
01:37:35 this guy looks like he
01:37:36 just bought this stuff to wear for this interview.
01:37:39 Those are. Everything's new.
01:37:41 Clean cut to me about. You say it's totaled.
01:37:44 So it's it's totally damn.
01:37:46 Seriously, this is fake, right?
01:37:48 I slid under a semi-truck and it ripped the hood off my car.
01:37:52 No, you're you're lucky.
01:37:53 This is our Fox two welcome news staff.
01:37:56 It you I this side airbags and everything.
01:37:59 No. Yeah.
01:37:59 So the guys driving with 3D glasses and all those
01:38:03 3D glasses, what was that moment like when you realized what was happening?
01:38:06 You can't be drive two.
01:38:08 It's like it's coming right at you in.
01:38:13 And I feel like I did the safest thing, I didn't crash.
01:38:16 Oh, shit, I forgot we're going to play slot slaughter Ram again.
01:38:18 Dang it. Oh, they're still going though.
01:38:20 Nothing slow.
01:38:21 Rama.
01:38:22 So slaughter Rama and at the a car slot.
01:38:25 Rama zero oh yeah.
01:38:27 Not exactly I couldn't see.
01:38:28 I like I said every, I couldn't see.
01:38:30 Maybe because of the see I wonder why I don't know
01:38:34 fucking asshole.
01:38:35 This is a joke, matrix.
01:38:37 Yeah. Hey.
01:38:38 Oh, yeah.
01:38:38 Peripheral vision. It was weird motorists who were out here.
01:38:41 As you can see, there's a number of cars that are actually trying
01:38:45 to turn around and exit the, this ramp here so that they.
01:38:50 Yeah, on to a certain battery so that they can get out of this.
01:38:54 That's not legal.
01:38:55 It's a total nightmare for these drive.
01:38:57 You're not allowed to do that.
01:39:00 I think it's being facilitated by police because I don't see why else that would.
01:39:03 Yeah, I don't know.
01:39:05 I'd like to think so.
01:39:09 Yeah.
01:39:09 So that's fine.
01:39:10 That's it's happening.
01:39:10 And back at home in your state,
01:39:13 you know, what's, happening over here in this state
01:39:18 or is draw,
01:39:20 he he played the thing.
01:39:22 Oh, man.
01:39:23 This man right here, this man is happening in this state.
01:39:25 Reminds me of someone I know.
01:39:27 So, a Florida man allegedly
01:39:30 said, oh, man, he's white, and they're.
01:39:33 And they're home on fire after she asked for a divorce, authorities said
01:39:36 if I die, we both gonna die,
01:39:39 okay?
01:39:40 If I die, we both gonna.
01:39:42 Seems reasonable, he told her as he he sat in bed,
01:39:47 scrolling through Facebook on her phone.
01:39:50 So again, it's somebody I know.
01:39:52 It's it's really weird. It sounds very intriguing, coach.
01:39:54 Sounds. Yeah.
01:39:56 Sounds very similar.
01:39:57 No. Wow.
01:39:59 Very good.
01:40:01 Did you do you remember yelling that Brady after you did this?
01:40:03 If I, if if I die, we both going to die.
01:40:08 Just Allah akbar.
01:40:12 No. Helicopter.
01:40:16 Helicopter.
01:40:18 Yeah.
01:40:18 So, the victim was found covered in gasoline.
01:40:21 Told deputies that she was sitting on her bed
01:40:22 scrolling through Facebook on her phone
01:40:24 when her husband got out of the shower and got dressed.
01:40:26 She thought green was leaving the home, but he reported fleeing feeling something
01:40:30 cold in the air.
01:40:30 The victim asked green, what the hell is that?
01:40:32 What are you doing?
01:40:34 Green allegedly responded, if I die, we both going to die together.
01:40:37 We both going to die today.
01:40:38 We both going to die if I have to die.
01:40:40 If I go, you going to go with me?
01:40:42 Because we married?
01:40:43 Told you this podcast wasn't fucking worth it.
01:40:47 The victim tried escaping the room and begged her husband.
01:40:51 Don't do this.
01:40:52 What are you doing? Please don't do this. She really.
01:40:54 She realized the cold liquid he poured on her was gasoline.
01:40:57 According to the affidavit.
01:40:59 Why don't you just smell it right away?
01:41:00 Why don't you go? Oh.
01:41:01 It's cold.
01:41:01 You wouldn't go. Oh, cold. You fucking like.
01:41:05 Yeah.
01:41:05 Do you smell something cold? Like, what a weird description that she writes.
01:41:08 Is this weird? Like, she even went out and there was cold.
01:41:10 I can run really fast.
01:41:12 No gasoline.
01:41:14 So before it feels,
01:41:17 you know, that's.
01:41:17 I'm the lawyer like, concocted
01:41:18 just to give it, like, more like depth of, like how real it might have been.
01:41:22 Yeah.
01:41:23 This whole book now is much faster than the speed of temperature.
01:41:28 He said he poured gas on his bed because he was, quote, tired of living.
01:41:32 You could take your friend's gun and
01:41:35 yeah, you don't have to pay for gasoline on a gun.
01:41:38 You go for bed.
01:41:40 Yeah, you can borrow Bob's gun and just.
01:41:43 Oh yeah.
01:41:46 Brings him to the victim.
01:41:47 Left the room before he set the bed on fire.
01:41:49 Then he then quote put it on fire.
01:41:51 You rewrote.
01:41:54 The defendant to nine point gas on his wife.
01:41:58 Who did then.
01:41:59 Yeah. It was her.
01:42:02 There were six other people in the home at the time of the fire,
01:42:05 including the victim's 11 year old grandson.
01:42:06 They were not injured.
01:42:07 So all's well that ends well in Marion County.
01:42:11 Marion, Marion, Marion.
01:42:14 Florelle.
01:42:15 How house spelled a Florida man.
01:42:19 I gotta remember something.
01:42:20 No no no no no.
01:42:24 I've seen Florida, man.
01:42:26 Do I need to send that link to you?
01:42:27 Brady, you need to.
01:42:30 Which one?
01:42:31 Sorry. Which one?
01:42:33 Oh, my God, I'm just joking.
01:42:34 It's Brady in a dazed and confused state.
01:42:37 Yeah, no, I was setting up a whole bunch of other shit.
01:42:39 I got two other. No, that's okay.
01:42:42 Oh, yeah, I guess he was just prepping for the.
01:42:45 He's prepping the militia, which is the Brady your show.
01:42:48 But my wife fingers, I stick her finger.
01:42:51 She must have been watching the show.
01:42:53 Oh. Normally I get a nap in before the show, and I.
01:42:58 Was it.
01:42:59 I was in E.R..
01:43:07 Got this just in the flash drive.
01:43:10 It's live news desk.
01:43:14 There should be some point as to helicopter.
01:43:17 There's some coming up in new Jersey right now.
01:43:20 We know at least one person is dead.
01:43:22 Helicopter have you considered
01:43:25 new video?
01:43:26 Oh, no.
01:43:29 You're all seeing people.
01:43:30 Who the copter right in this field from here too.
01:43:34 We're learning a little bit more information from the.
01:43:37 How did it happen?
01:43:38 Say that an engineer did they collide with one another helicopter
01:43:42 and an end stream to ATC helicopter.
01:43:45 Nobody knows what that means.
01:43:47 Air near Hammonton municipal.
01:43:49 Yeah, I know right. Yeah.
01:43:50 New Jersey for you.
01:43:51 Helicopter enthusiasts for 200,000 watching.
01:43:54 Yeah, we don't need the letters and numbers.
01:43:56 We're on board aircraft right now.
01:43:58 The FAA, you don't want to disturb the compressor
01:44:01 because you need it to stay in the same place for one.
01:44:05 Can you see any parts of the bodies on this record?
01:44:07 Are there any problem out in the field now?
01:44:09 I feel like I'm definitely watching the slaughter.
01:44:11 And when they try to find me, I'm having Kobe Bryant flashbacks report
01:44:15 usually within the next business day.
01:44:18 So shout out to Kobe Bryant right up the helicopter.
01:44:24 Oh, wonderful, beautiful.
01:44:27 There are people who know the whole copter, right?
01:44:31 According to the FAA, collided
01:44:34 in midair near Hammonton Municipal Airport.
01:44:38 So a look at some of the wreckage there at the scene
01:44:42 where the are we going to put it right now?
01:44:44 Follow reaction here.
01:44:46 This is one of the helicopters crashing.
01:44:48 Well, he's saying I have been I assume that we report
01:44:51 that one of the pilots was female helicopters in Hammonton.
01:44:55 Oh, yeah, the Atlantic County office or both of the pilots as female
01:44:59 police department and JSB personnel are on the scene
01:45:04 at this time, there is at least one confirmed fatality.
01:45:08 Well, that kind of.
01:45:09 Why didn't they drive there and do that story?
01:45:14 We're
01:45:16 here we go.
01:45:17 Oh my goodness, it keeps going.
01:45:19 Here's a live look at some of the wreckage.
01:45:22 What does love the wreckage right here.
01:45:24 Oh yeah.
01:45:24 Some of the debris that has been torn off to yield.
01:45:30 Seriously? Oh my gosh, look at that.
01:45:32 So we did look at it. Continue to share that.
01:45:33 Crazy as we are.
01:45:35 We've never been again. So much for updating us on this.
01:45:37 I remember being like first grade and we had this windstorm topical
01:45:41 from today with a huge windstorm, and it blew over the,
01:45:46 Christmas tree.
01:45:46 So it was 85.
01:45:48 And like, not, not really, not here.
01:45:50 Really had the worst wind I've felt in the weekend.
01:45:52 Okay, so. Oh yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
01:45:54 I thought it when I was a kid,
01:45:55 it blew over this little booth where they were selling Christmas trees
01:45:58 in the parking lot of my school, and it killed one of the children.
01:46:03 Really?
01:46:05 And I remember we passed around this,
01:46:08 like, first, second grade, like, really little.
01:46:11 Yeah, we passed around this bloody stain nail.
01:46:16 I don't know why, but is this this this wreckage reminds me of that.
01:46:20 I was just we were all just. We literally do.
01:46:22 We pass around. No, don't don't let the teacher say we're going to trouble.
01:46:24 They'll take him from us. Why?
01:46:26 We want to do this disgusting fucking thing. It probably wasn't me.
01:46:28 It was just a rusty nail.
01:46:29 Had probably nothing to do with somebody. Grabbed it.
01:46:32 Other ring. More information.
01:46:34 But I feel better as a human being now that even the newscast is focusing in
01:46:38 on this stupid little fucking bloody.
01:46:39 Now we can let you know that at least one person
01:46:43 has been literally killed and we can confirm somebody has died.
01:46:47 We're not just staring at like I say, that, dude, it's like a puzzle right now.
01:46:49 Go back and go back to this metal a little bit. When they did that, zoom out,
01:46:53 this metal probably went through.
01:46:55 Well, why can't I see any? Oh, there it is.
01:46:59 This piece of metal to human phone off those dead.
01:47:02 Update this on this piece of metal that they like. Right.
01:47:04 So this is the update, right.
01:47:06 And then when they zoom out, they show the crash that they showed us earlier.
01:47:09 And it's literally like yields here hit 34.
01:47:12 And the rest of the continue to share that with you.
01:47:14 You can see both obviously.
01:47:15 And they're like alright we were too distracted by this tale.
01:47:18 You know we didn't realize we want to update you.
01:47:20 We found another piece.
01:47:21 We found another piece of the plane over here.
01:47:25 Like what another person.
01:47:29 Critically injured after.
01:47:30 What about a helicopter crashed in new Jersey?
01:47:34 Oh that's right, there's another.
01:47:36 Oh, no. Sorry. That's just a that's a paper bag.
01:47:38 That's a plastic bag.
01:47:39 Sorry.
01:47:40 It's a paper plate from the picnic area down the road.
01:47:43 Police and first responders have created kind of a cool road.
01:47:47 Is that what is that like? That's a landfill or what is that?
01:47:50 We've also road that winds up this just a short time ago.
01:47:54 Looks like it's fun.
01:47:55 There's like a what appear to be a red helicopter.
01:47:58 So we know and you can all one of the helicopters appeared to be red.
01:48:03 What's the other one?
01:48:06 White. Oh, they were both.
01:48:08 They're both red. Fairly well.
01:48:10 Oh. Helicopters.
01:48:11 Black. Bright red.
01:48:14 Got gonna be black.
01:48:16 Can't see them in the sky.
01:48:17 They should never be black or blue.
01:48:20 They should always be white or red.
01:48:22 What about a black hawk?
01:48:23 Oh, wait, that didn't work. Never mind.
01:48:26 Black Hawk Down.
01:48:30 That deserves a rim shot, I think.
01:48:31 I mean, unless he's home, then it's Black Hawk up.
01:48:36 It depends if he's land, but. But
01:48:39 no, it's right.
01:48:42 Oh, no.
01:48:43 And if he's black?
01:48:46 No, not like a good black guy. No.
01:48:49 What is true story?
01:48:50 Should I play that or should we talk about the Learning center?
01:48:53 Or should we get the YouTube two stories?
01:48:56 Pretty good.
01:48:58 Did you say screw story?
01:49:00 True story.
01:49:04 Story?
01:49:05 Is it a short story? It is true story.
01:49:09 When Nikola
01:49:10 Tesla was still living in Croatia, he became violently ill.
01:49:14 During this time, he found solace in the books of Mark Twain.
01:49:18 So Tesla hoped to one day traveled
01:49:21 to the United States and meet the legendary author.
01:49:24 25 years later, he did.
01:49:26 Mark Twain and Nikola Tesla became good friends,
01:49:30 and Mark Twain even visited Tesla's lab multiple times.
01:49:34 During one of his visits to Tesla's lab, Mark Twain was complaining
01:49:38 about severe constipation that he had been having.
01:49:41 Tesla recommended the Twain step on to this machine that he had just
01:49:45 made, which was basically a large vibrating platform.
01:49:49 He believed that these intense vibrations would shake loose
01:49:53 a large vibrator that was trapped in Mark Twain's colon.
01:49:56 Tesla told Twain to only stay on the platform for a few minutes,
01:50:00 but Mark Twain enjoyed the sensation and didn't want to get off.
01:50:05 Mark Twain's face then suddenly changed.
01:50:08 He told Nikola Tesla to turn off the machine as he adjusted himself.
01:50:14 I'm going to come.
01:50:17 Oh. That story.
01:50:22 That is not what I was expecting.
01:50:24 That took a turn.
01:50:25 Yeah, not the brown.
01:50:27 Was that the brown note?
01:50:29 That's the brown note.
01:50:33 You kind of get a little queasy
01:50:35 just thinking about it.
01:50:39 Oh. Did you.
01:50:40 Did you understand?
01:50:42 Jerry?
01:50:42 Side where the sun don't go.
01:50:48 I thought I'd share that.
01:50:50 That was a good story.
01:50:51 You shouldn't just.
01:50:52 You should just poop.
01:50:53 You shouldn't poop.
01:50:54 And then share it.
01:50:58 Well, right.
01:50:59 Good point.
01:51:05 So, what you wonder?
01:51:10 No. Well, unfortunately, here you're not.
01:51:13 We both are just staring like assholes as well.
01:51:15 What do you want me to do?
01:51:17 Dance like a clown?
01:51:18 Pertaining for you. Oh.
01:51:21 Oh, I did that earlier.
01:51:25 Oh, I know what we need to do, dude.
01:51:27 Oh, please.
01:51:28 Okay. Carried away.
01:51:29 I was about to take it, but you can take it.
01:51:32 Yeah.
01:51:36 I'm not even sharing what happened.
01:51:37 I was sharing a second ago.
01:51:38 Maybe I should have taken it.
01:51:40 Sharing is caring.
01:51:42 I at least had my video and bumper ready to go.
01:51:46 Yeah, you can do that
01:51:48 in the cellar.
01:51:49 Seller. It's the.
01:51:52 It's the third one. Should I do so?
01:51:54 So already hilarity.
01:51:57 We spent so much on mapping the heavens.
01:51:59 It's easy to forget that clarity matters here on earth.
01:52:02 To take this humble mark, one little comma said before the word.
01:52:06 And without it a list can become a blur.
01:52:09 Ships, dogs and sailors jumbled together like Earth, Mars and Jupiter
01:52:14 without a comma.
01:52:15 It sounds as if Mars and Jupiter are merely elaborate names for Earth.
01:52:19 Add the Oxford comma, and suddenly each world
01:52:21 stands on its own a tiny mark, a cosmic difference.
01:52:24 Out here among the stars, even the smallest mark makes a difference.
01:52:28 This humble thing, the Oxford comma defines relation with it.
01:52:33 My parents, Carl Sagan and Marie Curie, are three separate beasts.
01:52:36 Without it, you might think I sprang from a physicist and a chemist.
01:52:39 We come to one.
01:52:40 You know, I saw this last, and yet, in its own way, cosmic the Oxford comma.
01:52:45 Without it, a sentence can collapse into confusion, as if a constellation
01:52:49 mislaid a star with a clarity order emerges.
01:52:53 We live in a universe of billion.
01:52:54 I'm watching it again.
01:52:56 Sometimes it's the tiniest mark that keeps our meaning intact.
01:52:59 The Oxford comma.
01:53:00 One humble curve of ink, keeps our words from collapsing into ambiguity.
01:53:08 Also unnecessary.
01:53:11 No it's not.
01:53:13 Yes, it is completely unnecessary.
01:53:15 I've pointed out many, many reasons in text specifically,
01:53:19 and the ones he gave also great reasons.
01:53:22 Notes that none of them were.
01:53:26 But Oxford comma is unnecessary
01:53:30 and a style choice 100% necessary.
01:53:35 Not necessary, by definition,
01:53:39 a choice of style.
01:53:41 That's it.
01:53:44 Well, you said it's an old wrong.
01:53:47 An old,
01:53:50 quarrel I had, but it's not,
01:53:52 I, I had my grade changed from an A minus two and a
01:53:58 because I was right about the Oxford comma.
01:54:03 I, I wish I had more on this.
01:54:06 I pointed out that the Oxford comma
01:54:09 was unnecessary and a style choice,
01:54:13 and I chose to not use
01:54:16 a superfluous punctuation.
01:54:19 So she changed my grade from an A-minus to an A.
01:54:26 I won the battle
01:54:28 with an English professor over the Oxford comma.
01:54:32 Professor, it's not an old professor.
01:54:35 It's a what grade were you in?
01:54:37 I guess it'd be 14th grade.
01:54:41 The University of Phoenix?
01:54:45 Yes, it was university.
01:54:46 What, did you exchange the debate over email or what?
01:54:50 It was an email.
01:54:51 Church decision.
01:54:53 They were just like, whatever, dude.
01:54:56 And my grade was changed from a name age to an N,
01:55:01 but does it?
01:55:01 I don't know if you heard Carl Sagan.
01:55:03 I don't I, I heard it,
01:55:06 I just said stuff that didn't make a lot of sense, but,
01:55:11 that Marie Curie, that was great.
01:55:18 Yeah.
01:55:19 These are things that make sense.
01:55:21 Yeah.
01:55:22 Peanut butter and jelly.
01:55:26 What do you ever have?
01:55:27 I had some sandwiches.
01:55:28 Peanut butter and jelly or ham?
01:55:30 Ham. Egg salad sandwich.
01:55:33 Peanut butter and jelly.
01:55:35 Right.
01:55:35 Like I.
01:55:35 Yeah, like you could be witty.
01:55:37 So I understood everything you're saying.
01:55:39 You're not sure what you're saying?
01:55:43 You don't need to
01:55:46 unneeded.
01:55:46 That's what unnecessary means.
01:55:50 These are for you.
01:55:52 And demonstrating it
01:55:55 very, very effectively.
01:55:59 We know what.
01:56:00 Ham and Swiss.
01:56:01 We know what. Macaroni and cheese.
01:56:03 We know what peanut butter and jelly are.
01:56:05 We know what those things are.
01:56:08 You need extra.
01:56:09 No not no. Superfluous.
01:56:11 You don't.
01:56:11 Yes you do.
01:56:11 Because you could get that mixed.
01:56:14 No you could.
01:56:15 Turkey and.
01:56:18 Bacon would be two different sandwiches
01:56:20 or four ingredients in one sandwich.
01:56:23 So I'm so confused.
01:56:26 It's the avocado on the BLT or on the villa cheese.
01:56:29 I don't get it.
01:56:31 No. It's language you can say they
01:56:36 started I think what they did there.
01:56:38 What? That they're over there. Boy.
01:56:41 It's up there.
01:56:42 What if I started typing in Ebonics and shit?
01:56:44 Like he'd be like, oh, you. What do you mean?
01:56:47 I would have a big problem with it? Of course I would.
01:56:49 Yeah, yeah, it's implied.
01:56:50 You understand what it means.
01:56:53 Okay,
01:56:54 so you're saying that as long as the message is get across
01:56:58 it, don't say matter what we do and you say it has to be some exact rules.
01:57:02 Otherwise you're just going to be, like,
01:57:03 crashing into the fucking wall because somebody said
01:57:07 look upon and off, or of.
01:57:11 That's why I'm talking.
01:57:11 No, I'm saying any of those things for sure.
01:57:14 I'm certainly not.
01:57:18 We do have trouble saying things.
01:57:19 I know that this is a since this is a year end show,
01:57:23 I thought that a quick, quick little look what you're talking about.
01:57:25 You're ending shit where? So my goodness,
01:57:29 this is where one thing all began.
01:57:30 Two in mortalities that he he is a proponent for the
01:57:35 the biological genetic, you know, using,
01:57:38 what's that tissue?
01:57:42 Well, you could use, stem cell or, what's that?
01:57:46 The genetic manipulation.
01:57:47 Splicers slicers.
01:57:49 Yeah. Oh.
01:57:52 Sphincter.
01:57:54 Whatever it's called. Scepter.
01:57:56 Gosh, I'm.
01:57:57 I'm close of stumbling all over it anyway.
01:57:59 Genetic manipulation matter what it's called.
01:58:01 Slicer. I thought you said it.
01:58:03 Right, slicer.
01:58:05 We know what.
01:58:05 We know exactly what he means, right?
01:58:08 Okay, we know what you're doing.
01:58:09 So they're all correct. You're wrong.
01:58:12 But he's not even worth close.
01:58:15 How do we possibly respect his opinion?
01:58:18 In Gary's defense, though, if if I were to say,
01:58:22 go grab the poison or the antidote, Gary,
01:58:26 those two things definitely matter.
01:58:29 I keep the poison in the Eric the anecdote,
01:58:32 the antidote, not anecdote.
01:58:36 I said that, right?
01:58:37 Right.
01:58:41 I poisoned I keep him for it.
01:58:44 That's pretty wild.
01:58:45 And the antidote in the same bottle.
01:58:49 So wild.
01:58:52 Do they each other?
01:58:53 All three of the grammer ones. Boom boom boom.
01:58:55 Yeah. That was awesome.
01:58:56 Or was it a different one that canceled out?
01:58:58 No matter.
01:58:58 I've got an anecdote about antidote.
01:59:02 Oh, what does he say?
01:59:05 And who's he?
01:59:07 And what is the vibrating vibrating machine
01:59:09 that has a correlation to the building of the pyramids?
01:59:13 No it doesn't
01:59:15 in my.
01:59:17 I don't think it's coli you guys are thinking of.
01:59:19 I think it's hepatitis.
01:59:21 I think it's definitely E coli. But
01:59:25 hepatitis C? Here's the thing, guy.
01:59:27 Only only some of the population has hepatitis.
01:59:29 All three.
01:59:31 Every poop is probably capable of carrying E.coli.
01:59:36 What,
01:59:39 it's about percentages.
01:59:41 What do you.
01:59:42 All right, well, I mean, if I'm wrong, then. Here, say it a different way.
01:59:44 If you had 100 people, do you think more percentage of them
01:59:47 would have E coli or hepatitis?
01:59:51 I don't I have no way to gauge that.
01:59:55 Well, you'd have to start collecting shit.
01:59:58 I got a way to gauge it.
02:00:00 You're just not willing.
02:00:01 No I don't if I could not collect any baby.
02:00:05 Great. Then you win.
02:00:08 Okay. Yeah.
02:00:10 I played you rings.
02:00:12 Speaking of collecting shit, I played euchre over, Christmas.
02:00:15 First time in 15 years.
02:00:18 Pick it up. I'm going alone.
02:00:20 Carl. Every hand.
02:00:21 We won the first game
02:00:23 Euchre.
02:00:24 And then somebody told me that you shouldn't call it every hand.
02:00:28 You have to
02:00:28 call it every hand, dude, I grabbed every hand and we won.
02:00:31 And then they told me shouldn't, shouldn't call it every hand.
02:00:34 I didn't even have to debate or argue.
02:00:36 I would just pointed at the last game.
02:00:38 Then I was like, watch.
02:00:39 And I didn't call it the second game and they up.
02:00:43 They won the next game. Yeah.
02:00:46 And then didn't allow us to play a tiebreaker, a rubber match.
02:00:50 And I'm still kind of cockeyed from it.
02:00:55 Isn't Swiss cheese the absolute worst?
02:00:57 Like, well, he's totally steer it like a baby Swiss or a lazy Swiss.
02:01:02 Cool. But otherwise, Swiss cheese sucks.
02:01:05 I love Swiss,
02:01:07 yeah, I made French dips over.
02:01:09 Also the Christmas break and we had no Swiss cheese and it was lacking.
02:01:12 I used some mozzarella.
02:01:14 I'm sorry to hear that.
02:01:16 It didn't have that bite that I wanted.
02:01:18 I tried sharp cheddar because we had this platter
02:01:20 of all these cheeses, you know, again, leftover from Christmas cheeses,
02:01:26 Jesus crackers, no Swiss.
02:01:30 I don't know the difference between a Swiss.
02:01:32 When you say like a baby Swiss or lacy Swiss, I'm assuming a lacy
02:01:35 Swiss is the one with holes in it.
02:01:39 I just there's Swiss cheese to me.
02:01:41 I know that there's, other kinds of cheddars sharp and not.
02:01:45 But I didn't know that there's holes in it.
02:01:47 But I think it is, baby.
02:01:51 I call this dog baby.
02:01:53 I like aged cheese, not baby cheese.
02:01:57 I like cheese, I like, I like my women
02:01:59 babies with hair on them. Oh.
02:02:04 No, I don't think that's right.
02:02:06 I don't think you said that right, baby,
02:02:09 I definitely a is that the moon or is that.
02:02:13 No. It's,
02:02:15 No, that's a dream come true.
02:02:17 Streetlight.
02:02:20 Foreign.
02:02:23 Drago.
02:02:26 He went to get some Swiss cheese.
02:02:29 Oh, I hope so.
02:02:31 I think it's a good time to switch over.
02:02:32 Then.
02:02:33 All right.
02:02:34 It it's a thing.
02:02:37 The thing.
02:02:37 Oh, this time, watch for, Hulk Hogan to say
02:02:42 it's our bread and brother.
02:02:49 The unfiltered and crude
02:02:51 proclamation of unrestrained speech.
02:02:54 All right, folks, listen up before
02:02:57 we dive headfirst into that circus of crudeness and uncensored banter,
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02:03:08 All right?
02:03:09 In this crazy world where snowflakes melting, everyone's a critic.
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02:05:46 Did you catch the breading, brother?
02:05:50 They.
02:05:51 Welcome back. And happy Monday, London.
02:05:54 There's going to be highs of 20 degrees.
02:05:55 Lows of 11.
02:05:57 It's going to feel nice and pleasant.
02:05:58 A mixture of sunshine and cloud.
02:06:00 I do hope you enjoyed the start of your week.
02:06:01 And it's back to the studio right.
02:06:05 By haha.
02:06:09 I like Ambrose.
02:06:15 Oh you see my lighting
02:06:18 fluctuate,
02:06:20 the heater
02:06:22 well, I can actually turn off the lighting by turning off the heater.
02:06:26 Ready set there.
02:06:31 So we already learned
02:06:33 this episode that a woman cannot walk
02:06:37 right?
02:06:39 Let's see what else a woman can't do.
02:06:42 All right.
02:06:47 The fucking audio.
02:06:48 I can see the audio is out.
02:06:51 I can't hear the audio.
02:06:52 Is you could. Well, I can't hear.
02:06:55 The audio is not working.
02:06:59 That's too many things to think about.
02:07:02 Was the audio working?
02:07:04 I didn't hear it not working.
02:07:08 Thanks for the help.
02:07:11 Oh, I did hear nothing, although decided
02:07:14 it'd be a really good idea to let exclusively women design a car.
02:07:17 Does it have, like, 5000 cupholders?
02:07:19 That was one of the first cars ever that could parallel that.
02:07:21 Smart women can't do that.
02:07:22 I'm just going to read you some of the brochure.
02:07:24 The best place for keeping all of your things
02:07:26 that you want on hand in your car is between the front seats,
02:07:28 but that's where you normally find the gear shifter and handbrake.
02:07:31 So we move that where
02:07:32 they just got rid of the handbrake and there's buttons on the steering wheel.
02:07:35 Are the doors auto opening and auto closing?
02:07:37 Yes they are. There's no buttons to adjust the driver's seat.
02:07:40 How do you adjust the driver's seat?
02:07:42 Well, you have to go to the Volvo dealership
02:07:44 and have a physical down
02:07:45 where they take all your measurements
02:07:46 and they determine where the seat should be put for you.
02:07:48 This is from one of my designers.
02:07:50 The only time I ever open my hood is when I refill the windshield
02:07:54 wiper fluid, said Tatiana Tamm.
02:07:56 So we asked ourselves whether we should have to open a hood
02:07:59 just to do that, and we realized it could easily be done from the side of the car.
02:08:02 How many of them are going to accidentally
02:08:04 fill up the gas tank with windshield wiper fluid?
02:08:05 Yeah, there's no hood at all.
02:08:07 There's no hood.
02:08:08 You have to take the front end of the car off to get to the engine. No.
02:08:12 Guess how many miles
02:08:13 the engine is engineered to go before another 31,000 miles?
02:08:16 Good lord, it's equipped with a radio emergency
02:08:19 beacon that alerts the Volvo dealership when the car needs maintenance.
02:08:22 So they call the women and tell them to take their car.
02:08:25 I feel like the head of Volvo was just like,
02:08:27 you guys want to see something funny?
02:08:28 Okay, I don't take no orders from the woman, by the way.
02:08:31 By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:08:35 Oh, wait.
02:08:37 I'll go ahead. More.
02:08:39 No, no, you go ahead.
02:08:40 There's definitely.
02:08:40 Oh, no, I've got a good segue.
02:08:42 The hydrogen car.
02:08:47 Oh, yeah.
02:08:47 We should go to the hydrogen car.
02:08:49 That's a car that makes much more sense.
02:08:51 Yeah.
02:08:55 So this is a car designed by a man?
02:08:57 Yeah.
02:09:00 He was fueled up for 15 seconds
02:09:03 and run for 1500 hours.
02:09:06 But wait, there's six of them.
02:09:08 Yeah.
02:09:09 So do you have to replace all six or just one every so often?
02:09:13 Which question would you like me to answer for?
02:09:16 Either of them would suffice. No.
02:09:19 Logically conclude the other. No.
02:09:26 I'm just a little nervous
02:09:27 by the basic presentation that I doubt this is even functional.
02:09:30 Yet at this price, somebody's prototype
02:09:35 hydrogen powered car claims
02:09:37 the claims 1500 kilometers on a single refill.
02:09:45 And another woman story.
02:09:50 There's another woman.
02:09:52 So please let me know in the comment
02:09:55 comments.
02:09:57 If you think that women and men are equal.
02:10:00 And when I say equal, I mean physically, mentally capable.
02:10:04 Oh yeah. Yeah, absolutely the same.
02:10:07 No difference.
02:10:08 Okay, so
02:10:10 do you think they can I'm not even.
02:10:12 Do you think they can fly airplanes?
02:10:15 Hey look, I know maybe Elmo helicopter.
02:10:18 Helicopter.
02:10:22 Fired up a bit for the cockpit.
02:10:26 What about, basketball?
02:10:28 Can they play bass?
02:10:29 Oh, God. No.
02:10:32 What?
02:10:32 Some other things are in society. What was what?
02:10:35 What's the one type thing that you probably don't want a woman doing?
02:10:39 That is a man's job
02:10:41 that people depend on the the brawny ness of a man.
02:10:45 And it's not lumberjack firefighter firefighters a good example.
02:10:50 Yeah.
02:10:52 Another football player.
02:10:54 How about, police?
02:10:56 Police officer that's a good.
02:10:59 Here's a police car sitting on a road.
02:11:01 I'm not sure where
02:11:03 I'm going to cut to the chase and let you know
02:11:04 that there is a female officer driving.
02:11:06 And here's a man that just strolls up to the car.
02:11:09 We don't know why. Okay.
02:11:12 And then this happens.
02:11:22 Hahahahahahahaha.
02:11:29 That's the problem
02:11:30 with female police officers like,
02:11:33 her job is to call for backup.
02:11:37 And I'll be honest, that's probably the best
02:11:40 case scenario that that could have ended right?
02:11:43 Right.
02:11:44 Now, to keep in mind, ladies,
02:11:48 I don't know if this man is on drugs or he's Superman,
02:11:50 but his super strength is exclusive just to this person, right?
02:11:54 He does have a black hoodie on draw.
02:11:56 Where did you just go? Yeah. No kidding.
02:12:02 Did you just go attacked this officer because.
02:12:04 Yeah, a lot like, what is your on screen moment attack was happening and the
02:12:10 the suspect was wearing a black hoodie to let you know the, the sharp response.
02:12:15 I mean, he literally one handed her like a rag doll.
02:12:19 Let's watch it again.
02:12:21 Look, she's like I respect my authority or whatever she's trying to say.
02:12:25 He's literally like, got at least a head on her.
02:12:27 I can't I don't know how much measurement that is.
02:12:31 He's as tall as the car, but
02:12:33 one hand flying guard.
02:12:35 She's down door shut
02:12:37 as the police.
02:12:39 Yeah.
02:12:41 I'll get my gun.
02:12:42 I'll get my gun. Shit.
02:12:43 I forgot how to unbuckle my gun.
02:12:45 Okay. Yeah, yeah. Happens.
02:12:47 Happen again.
02:12:48 Now I'm gonna have to go tell the sergeant that I lost another
02:12:52 explorer, I got him, he's got a head on her.
02:12:56 Yeah,
02:12:58 but I head over her.
02:13:00 I don't even think he had to put it.
02:13:01 Oh, okay.
02:13:03 So police officers, if you do get attacked in your car, get stolen,
02:13:06 what you need to do is jam your thumb right up her ass.
02:13:10 Yeah, it'll it'll start or it'll startle.
02:13:13 I'm sorry.
02:13:13 Female officers, if you start to get your car taken,
02:13:16 what you need to do is stick your thumb right up the assailant ass,
02:13:19 and it'll startle him long enough to maybe come.
02:13:23 It's not going to stop him, but, yeah, he'll come down. No.
02:13:25 Certainly not, but there's nothing you could do.
02:13:27 Anything you throw him for a loop.
02:13:30 There should be show every fucking
02:13:33 not training because they should make it that far.
02:13:35 Any time an applicant.
02:13:36 Come on, she's female to show her this and say no, thank you.
02:13:41 It's.
02:13:43 I love this segment.
02:13:44 Well, they know what they know.
02:13:47 Three things women can't do.
02:13:49 Going out
02:13:51 wheeling on this
02:13:54 bridge over here.
02:13:55 Did you notice the end of the monologue that you said,
02:13:58 this is Flashdance, bitch, and it was your dog?
02:14:00 There?
02:14:02 I didn't because I did my monologue
02:14:04 just after that, and the dog wasn't even here for it.
02:14:08 I like the way it looks that like I have a fucking an
02:14:11 I monologue every episode in the in the holster in the chamber.
02:14:15 Yeah.
02:14:16 How did you do that?
02:14:18 That was cool.
02:14:19 Because I didn't tell you to, like,
02:14:21 two minutes before the show was supposed to start, that I was running late.
02:14:26 I wanted to
02:14:26 do like a half hour earlier when I left the the hospital.
02:14:30 But I'm tired.
02:14:31 I'm super fast and get here in time.
02:14:34 But video doesn't work that you sent.
02:14:37 What video?
02:14:39 Draw sent a video?
02:14:40 No, you sent a video at 1130.
02:14:44 It tells the audio.
02:14:48 11 straight.
02:14:49 Don't see any audio. Video?
02:14:52 You did not say anything ten minutes before the show.
02:14:56 Not to me, anyway,
02:14:58 because the show hadn't started yet.
02:15:01 No, no, I waited a few minutes.
02:15:03 I figured you were asleep.
02:15:04 Check your text messages, I just did, I just did
02:15:09 audio.
02:15:12 StreamYard.
02:15:12 I said, anyone joining at 959?
02:15:15 Let's check the just the Gary I said at 1001,
02:15:18 I said two called because I was just guessing that maybe you just bailed.
02:15:22 You show thing you wouldn't draw.
02:15:26 Did you get a text or.
02:15:28 Oh, well, it's not a text.
02:15:30 It's an audio.
02:15:32 It's a, I didn't get that either.
02:15:35 Let me check my phone call.
02:15:37 I feel bad, I feel like it's Friday.
02:15:39 Two years ago, all over again.
02:15:41 I sent it.
02:15:43 Nope. Oh, wait.
02:15:45 I'm sorry, I know I, I learned that now after being married for 25 years,
02:15:50 I learned that you can fix an argument just by saying you didn't say that.
02:15:53 You didn't say that. You didn't say that to.
02:15:55 I didn't hear that.
02:15:55 I didn't hear that. I didn't hear that, so I apologize.
02:15:58 I'm not saying that you didn't send it.
02:16:00 I'm saying I did not receive it.
02:16:02 I don't know what happened in between.
02:16:05 Now, this is usually what happens is my with my wife.
02:16:06 Oh, yeah. You're right, I was wrong. I apologize,
02:16:10 is it the same here?
02:16:13 We're right, I was wrong, I apologize.
02:16:16 Oh, shit. It is.
02:16:18 He's freezing his camera too, so we don't even know he.
02:16:20 I assume he apologized, so I just played it.
02:16:22 Did you hear it?
02:16:25 No. Did you hear anything?
02:16:28 No. Yeah, I did, because I just played the things that I said. Yes.
02:16:33 Good friends with you and draw me.
02:16:36 Allegedly. That's not the show.
02:16:38 Well, you and draw and we preview wrong thread.
02:16:42 No show you let me draw darker than you.
02:16:46 I got that one audio
02:16:50 playing 11, I got it.
02:16:51 No, I got a file audio unavailable at 1133
02:16:56 1133.
02:16:58 Yeah.
02:17:00 Quarter to my crap at 915.
02:17:03 Recording.
02:17:04 Oh, play the recording, George. So we can hear. What are you.
02:17:09 He's just playing it says.
02:17:13 Almost home.
02:17:14 Oh, about ten, 12 minutes late.
02:17:16 I'll be right there to play because you go find a new jabber that is said.
02:17:21 But, see, I came through at 957, and I didn't
02:17:26 enjoy even.
02:17:28 I'm just marking.
02:17:30 I'm starting to like techniques.
02:17:31 And no one, like I said,
02:17:35 exactly what I said,
02:17:37 I believed you, I just said I didn't get it till ten.
02:17:42 I just think it's bullshit and kind of rude to be honest.
02:17:46 Me like.
02:17:50 I mean, yeah, yeah, like fucking shit, man.
02:17:53 Just let your wife bleed and be there, you know, bleed out.
02:17:57 All right? I know
02:18:00 children died.
02:18:01 I fell on the ICU, hit my knee, got right back up after. But.
02:18:05 Yeah, but your man 30, 30.
02:18:07 I didn't fall on you. It's because I know how to walk.
02:18:11 Whoa, dude, that is so.
02:18:13 I thought it wasn't.
02:18:14 I thought that was a nice.
02:18:15 No, I was holding the the little dog.
02:18:18 I was trying not to drop a little dog.
02:18:19 I walk as if there is ice in the middle of, 80 degree summer day.
02:18:25 Do you walk?
02:18:26 Really funny.
02:18:26 Then you must walk really retarded.
02:18:30 I do, no offense to any retards out there,
02:18:33 because retards really don't walk that retarded.
02:18:35 I was doing that.
02:18:36 I actually felt retarded.
02:18:39 Like really retarded.
02:18:40 Damn.
02:18:51 Did you hear me?
02:18:51 Over.
02:18:52 Well, people walk funny the funny way they laugh.
02:18:59 Why the what?
02:19:04 What do you guys do about that?
02:19:08 The Minnesota.
02:19:09 You know what I why?
02:19:10 I'm insensitive about people who are funny
02:19:13 because they are funny because they walk funny
02:19:17 deeply.
02:19:17 Do you really? Do you?
02:19:20 So what's your point?
02:19:26 Can it. Yes.
02:19:27 They care, yet they think we're learning wrong.
02:19:30 And they said queer kid.
02:19:33 We're a bit queer. Adult queer.
02:19:35 Okay, hold on a second. Let's just get.
02:19:37 This is, Nick.
02:19:38 Surely he's the greatest kid ever.
02:19:43 He's doing more work in journalism than we've ever wanted to do anyways.
02:19:47 So you're.
02:19:49 Nick surely needs to say that he's really good at his job, that he can't be gay.
02:19:53 He's going to end up.
02:19:55 Not that there's anything wrong with that.
02:19:56 He's going to end up to jail yourself.
02:20:00 He literally found billions of dollars single handedly in Minnesota.
02:20:04 He's going to all these daycares that are empty Somalian daycare sold
02:20:07 in Minnesota that are taking money and aren't doing any job.
02:20:13 Oh, this one is called the Quality Learning Center.
02:20:15 But you notice they spell learning without
02:20:17 you need to hire some personal security.
02:20:19 I'm sure it's King Center.
02:20:23 Oh, look, this daycare alone in 2025,
02:20:27 $1.9 million.
02:20:30 The government and the strange things about these
02:20:33 childcare centers is there's no one here right now.
02:20:37 It's midday on a weekday.
02:20:38 If you were to try to go inside,
02:20:41 it's completely closed and the windows are all blacked out.
02:20:45 No one's working midday.
02:20:46 Children should be in here.
02:20:48 And this place is licensed for 99 children.
02:20:51 And this is the outside.
02:20:52 There's no, no, no nothing.
02:20:54 And like I said, they literally spelled the word wrong on their sign.
02:20:59 This is open in blatant place here inside of Minnesota.
02:21:04 The government is complicit with this.
02:21:05 And this is just one that's hundreds of child data
02:21:08 centers here inside of ran by the Somali population.
02:21:12 I don't live in Minnesota, but I feel bad for those of you who work hard there.
02:21:15 This is where your tax dollars are going.
02:21:19 Wow. I've always felt bad for those who live in Minnesota.
02:21:21 Yeah, so they're too nice.
02:21:24 It's like Mayberry.
02:21:25 All the criminals went there, clearly, and they're like, nobody's gonna check.
02:21:29 Yeah, this makes me wonder, though.
02:21:31 So I have this great idea like, oh, you want to make sure?
02:21:34 Here you go. Okay.
02:21:36 Like, if there's any government or public funded services,
02:21:41 take some time out of your day, your free time, and just go knock on the door.
02:21:44 He's literally going around saying hi. I'm
02:21:47 when I say his name is I forgot already.
02:21:50 Who cares?
02:21:51 Don't make kid
02:21:53 Nick get something.
02:21:55 Nick.
02:21:55 Surely he's like, I'm trying to get my son Joey Shirley into daycare.
02:21:59 Please meet Joey.
02:22:00 I'm like, why? Why, why do you want to join daycare?
02:22:03 And they're like, you have no children.
02:22:05 And in this one strip mall, there's like two places
02:22:08 they go across the hallway to another one empty, like $3 million
02:22:12 a year between the two of them, over a billion combined.
02:22:15 Just in 2025.
02:22:18 Justin.
02:22:18 So what you're trying to say
02:22:20 is instead of starting a podcast, we should have started a daycare.
02:22:24 Yeah, there's money in it.
02:22:27 Fuck.
02:22:28 I guess if you can't beat them,
02:22:29 you can't do this for the money and you can't get them to stop.
02:22:31 I guess you should join them.
02:22:34 Okay, tell me in.
02:22:37 I would say Michigan is loaded with corruption like this.
02:22:41 People taking advantage of tax systems.
02:22:44 Oh, yeah.
02:22:44 Are you like Detroit? Especially?
02:22:47 Oh. You're talking about whether non politicians.
02:22:50 The weather never changes though.
02:22:53 Welcome to Happy Monday London.
02:22:55 There's going to be highs of 20 degrees.
02:22:57 Lows of a.
02:22:57 Pretty sure it's going to be so nice and pleasant a mixture of sunshine and cloud
02:23:01 I do hope you enjoyed the start of your week and it starts this video
02:23:04 by and I love the weather in a minute.
02:23:07 Really enjoy the weather.
02:23:14 With this dress you're on in three, two, one.
02:23:18 Welcome back to ABC's, you know, weird bubbly up.
02:23:21 Are you sure they don't want me to to leave this dress?
02:23:24 Well, between them shoes, I never.
02:23:26 Have you ever heard tits explain that way.
02:23:27 She's got this weird, like, upper bubbly chest.
02:23:29 No, that third center.
02:23:31 Like the center bubble.
02:23:32 Like it's.
02:23:32 It's like she's pregnant. Up upward.
02:23:35 I think she's a little bit extra because of the tissue dress that she's wearing.
02:23:40 Baby, what did you get?
02:23:43 Yeah, she's trying to.
02:23:44 I have no problem.
02:23:45 And so it's causing her stomach.
02:23:47 Let's just be sure about it.
02:23:49 What about those two ball was bulges in the back?
02:23:51 Do you have a problem? Yeah. Let's see those.
02:23:57 Are you sure they
02:23:58 don't want me to wear a bra with this dress you're in?
02:24:01 Her bra is not two syllables.
02:24:03 They say bra,
02:24:06 and she's.
02:24:08 She can see you sure they don't want me to wear a bra with this dress?
02:24:12 I'm very. So a bra.
02:24:14 Welcome back to ABC 321 bra.
02:24:19 Megan, back to ABC,
02:24:22 a bra. Bra.
02:24:25 I start every one of my names with bra.
02:24:28 With Barbara.
02:24:31 My name is Barbara Roddy,
02:24:35 who made my kid Barbara very wicked.
02:24:38 Rock.
02:24:39 Do it, do it.
02:24:41 Last year, I made a New Year's resolution
02:24:46 to make a knife every month for the year 2025.
02:24:51 I got through four months right on this.
02:24:53 And,
02:24:56 I meant to show you back my latest one.
02:24:59 And the sword I'm working on for draw.
02:25:01 But I got to for working on a drawing.
02:25:06 A drawing.
02:25:08 And as the boss said, the world
02:25:10 you're looking for, you could take your drawing.
02:25:13 Wait. You missed the helicopter.
02:25:15 The greatest. Hell, yeah. I do this.
02:25:17 I really do have.
02:25:18 Do you?
02:25:21 Did you have any more as a you as well?
02:25:23 You know, everybody's attacking. Sweet. You.
02:25:26 Oh. Oh. No.
02:25:33 We suck again.
02:25:50 Helicopter.
02:25:51 Helicopter! I'm.
02:25:58 Mr. Brady and Roger Brady.
02:26:01 Yeah.
02:26:01 And what you re as above and so below.
02:26:05 We copy. So close. Brady. And for sure.
02:26:08 What do you think we we're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:26:14 And to show it's Brady and draw.
02:26:17 It's their show now Brady.
02:26:20 Draw.
02:26:24 It seems like
02:26:25 the alcohol has something to do with this helicopter
02:26:28 God in Bible.
02:26:33 There's
02:26:33 no reason for him to lead the show like that.
02:26:36 Something's wrong with that. You know?
02:26:40 No, I'm
02:26:41 just telling you it wasn't right what he did to YouTube and
02:26:45 helicopter.
02:26:46 Helicopter?
02:26:49 That just breaks me up for some reason.
02:26:52 It's brilliant.
02:26:54 Do we have chicken attacks?
02:26:55 What's happening here? We did? Yeah.
02:26:58 We did. Yeah, just the whole show.
02:27:00 The wind is out of your sails.
02:27:02 Carries the wind beneath your wing.
02:27:04 Blow it up now. You're just.
02:27:07 Yeah.
02:27:10 I wish he knew that he was my hero.
02:27:14 He's everything that I would like to be.
02:27:17 Oh, my God, help me.
02:27:19 You can fly higher than an eagle.
02:27:20 He is the wing beneath wind beneath my wings.
02:27:25 The wind beneath my wings.
02:27:26 Gary carry audio telling me that
02:27:30 Gary is superior.
02:27:34 Oh my God, yeah.
02:27:37 I wish you a chipaca
02:27:40 I wish you knew I better
02:27:41 be my freeze up chicken that,
02:27:46 you try to attack
02:27:48 in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
02:27:51 You killed my chickens.
02:27:55 Those were my best
02:27:58 birds. You
02:27:59 suckers. 500.
02:28:03 That goes on for a long time.
02:28:04 My chickens, you know it.
02:28:08 It's hard to pull up videos and fucking.
02:28:10 Oh, you already do. Yeah. Number one, you get it?
02:28:13 Look at this bitch.
02:28:14 There's so many fucking chickens roaming
02:28:16 around here in the keys.
02:28:20 What?
02:28:22 Yeah.
02:28:26 That's my dog.
02:28:27 Chicken attacking.
02:28:28 The next one's better.
02:28:30 Is that I.
02:28:31 The next one's better. Go to number two.
02:28:33 You took your number two.
02:28:35 You took your chickens to the keys
02:28:38 and took my dog to the keys.
02:28:39 And there's a bunch of chickens.
02:28:40 These are like chicken flies in my face
02:28:42 and almost, like, hits me in the fucking head.
02:28:43 But you can't. You can't really tell in the video.
02:28:46 Look, you dog, to shit out of fucking bottle top, you got to clean that up.
02:28:50 You can't just leave that there. You got it, do you?
02:28:52 Do you got a little poop bag for your dog poop.
02:28:54 Back to your fucking hotel room and shit with you.
02:28:59 Well, of course I wouldn't
02:29:00 carry the dog poop bag without the shit.
02:29:05 Oh, did he run into.
02:29:07 He ran into the truck, dude.
02:29:11 Seriously, weigh this with that.
02:29:13 You had to make this for the eye, right? Fucking. That's crazy.
02:29:16 That's my dog.
02:29:17 That's crazy shit.
02:29:18 And chickens.
02:29:21 They're roaming all over the place.
02:29:22 Little chickens, chicken fuckers.
02:29:25 Little fucking chickens.
02:29:26 If you're in and around here.
02:29:29 Oh, and then the one that I didn't get a picture of it
02:29:31 because it already flew away.
02:29:32 But then when it ran away from her, then it landed on my truck,
02:29:36 laying it on me, chicken and shit on the roof of a truck.
02:29:39 I, I fucking chicken truck.
02:29:41 We saw it on the.
02:29:42 We saw it.
02:29:45 Okay.
02:29:46 You saw it on a chicken.
02:29:49 Saw it right there.
02:29:51 It right next to your license plate.
02:29:53 Everybody saw it's a rental. True?
02:29:56 Yeah, true.
02:29:57 Did you think of your license plate when you do this video or.
02:29:59 No, you're gonna. You're afterwards you fucking.
02:30:02 You do it.
02:30:03 Everyone can see what you see.
02:30:04 I put those on there.
02:30:06 I put those on there purposely. I presented those those.
02:30:08 That's my thing.
02:30:09 I, I put it there, I put it on the thing for the thing.
02:30:21 I did it,
02:30:22 I put the thing there.
02:30:30 I'm. So.
02:30:42 I'm sorry.
02:30:44 You know.
02:30:45 Next one up.
02:30:49 Short week.
02:31:14 So, Minnesota.
02:31:15 Short week.
02:31:16 These guys won three in a row.
02:31:19 Finding ways to win, you know,
02:31:21 playing really good defense and, you know, controlling the ball over there
02:31:26 offensively, a little more ground and pound and play action.
02:31:30 You know, so got our hands full,
02:31:34 but, it's what we're charged with, you know, next one up
02:31:38 playing opponent.
02:31:39 Second time.
02:31:40 What's the point of emphasis when you look at that first game
02:31:44 and in in the loss there, what's the thing that that's top of your list?
02:31:48 That this is what we have to do better to beat this thing this time?
02:31:51 Well, I mean, we there was, you know, we had some penalties that killed us.
02:31:56 We had, a lot of arms, and we turned the ball over,
02:31:59 had a block field goal, you know,
02:32:02 so there was a number of things we did in that game that,
02:32:07 you know, that were self-induced, you know, so
02:32:12 we got to be really disciplined, you know, play disciplined football on the road.
02:32:15 It's going to be loud there.
02:32:17 And the things we can't control,
02:32:19 we have to control, you know, let's take care of that.
02:32:23 And, and then we can play Minnesota.
02:32:26 I was, was listed as a non participant on your injury report today.
02:32:31 How serious is that?
02:32:32 I think not sure.
02:32:34 I mean, I'm not, you know, we'll know more a little bit later.
02:32:37 This is something just, just popped up and came in today.
02:32:39 So hopefully this is, something,
02:32:40 you know, just some type of irritation from the game.
02:32:42 That's what I'm hoping.
02:32:44 I'm a more later on tonight regarding the run game.
02:32:46 It's late for obvious reasons.
02:32:49 It's not execution.
02:32:50 That wasn't good for you guys.
02:32:51 Yeah, it was a couple, that were, you know, schematically,
02:32:53 you know, our guys chance there, you know, when know they went down backs.
02:32:56 I can get away from that one.
02:32:57 You know, an execution.
02:32:59 And, and we just kind of met with, with, you know, with how that went, it was,
02:33:04 as you guys know,
02:33:05 I think, you know, it's really all 11 guys to get the run game going, you know,
02:33:08 everybody's got to be on par. So, you know what I mean?
02:33:10 It's one player here.
02:33:11 Whether it's in the liner, or another
02:33:12 line is not just there, you know, the backs of all receivers, tight ends.
02:33:15 So we just have to turn with, well, there were some combinations when I'm,
02:33:17 you know, we're not honoring the idea.
02:33:18 Or maybe it's not the right read. Well, yeah, we got a couple in there.
02:33:21 You know, I wish I had called back quick.
02:33:22 Okay, here's the question, Tom.
02:33:24 He was limping previously.
02:33:25 He's still trying to get some of the people there.
02:33:28 You love your players you want to give you.
02:33:30 That's up there on the table and banged up what wasn't position there.
02:33:33 Where where guys,
02:33:35 you know, there's maybe a risk of something going south.
02:33:37 I think that if I threw in the towel.
02:33:39 Yeah, well, I think it's the type of injury, you know?
02:33:40 It's. What, what is that? And can it get worse?
02:33:42 Significantly worse.
02:33:43 Like, of course it's going to feel worse, but is it structurally are we are
02:33:46 we talked about something going be if we're if we could play.
02:33:47 Well that's totally different
02:33:48 things where you know, it's not going to have that type of effect.
02:33:52 It doesn't mean feel good, but you you ready to go?
02:33:54 I'm hearing from everybody that you're healed
02:33:55 and 1% healed, and that's just about getting your feedback. I just got to play.
02:33:58 They've got all they can do, and all you can do now is play the game.
02:33:59 And that's that's the best thing for you to get you back.
02:34:01 So as long as we check the box and all those, we, we try to make it go.
02:34:04 Yeah, you know, sometimes. Wait a minute.
02:34:08 Yeah.
02:34:08 We're just, Look, it's because you guys know, the rush coverage
02:34:10 always go together, and we've not worked in unison.
02:34:13 You know?
02:34:20 For for a number of plays, you know, we've got here on we got it on number place.
02:34:22 And, so, you know, some of that is
02:34:26 you know, we play search now, right.
02:34:27 And then if you feel like you're, you're not executing there,
02:34:30 then you try get some help in areas
02:34:31 like I mentioned, if we can do that, then you expose yourself and others and
02:34:34 you know, a little lighter box, you know, and and then we got to the run game.
02:34:38 So, I mean, it's titles that showed up, where we fell through the sport play areas
02:34:41 that showed and, you know, obviously too much that's not sustainable.
02:34:43 But, listen, you live in, you learn and, you know,
02:34:46 that's the young guys that are invaluable right now.
02:34:48 And I learn from them, grow from them, and see players like
02:34:52 yourself that we've lost our identity.
02:34:54 Is that resiliency? Thanks. That coaching thing.
02:34:56 Is that a mentality thing where they're in?
02:34:57 How can you walk in that back.
02:34:59 Don't give it collapse?
02:35:00 A lot of times for me, but I get to see them come back
02:35:04 and I just wasn't as I do not understand
02:35:07 why the game changed for season.
02:35:09 Not necessarily.
02:35:10 I mean, there's other games that,
02:35:12 you know, that we were in
02:35:13 that we weren't able to do a good grasp on, you know, I mean,
02:35:15 you know, we optimize to get back in.
02:35:16 I feel like
02:35:17 we can focus down the red zone, and, defense gets the ball back,
02:35:19 and we weren't able to do anything with it through.
02:35:20 You know, certainly we did a number of things wrong against Minnesota.
02:35:22 Game one I mean, everything you do wrong, all three phases.
02:35:24 We did them in some, you know, so I never do that like that.
02:35:27 We are we're saying that honestly,
02:35:28 everybody had a hand in that, significant hand in that.
02:35:31 So, no, I mean, you know, what those happened to happen,
02:35:34 you know, and then at some point, you gotta find a way to make up for it.
02:35:35 Another, you know, another one of those games
02:35:37 you at the end of the first half, just kind of generally for people that's
02:35:40 like think from the team.
02:35:44 Facing. Yes.
02:35:44 You were you you sort of ran an extra play.
02:35:46 But you guys I mean here my things are you look at the time on the back end.
02:35:50 Hey just sorry.
02:35:52 What are you trying to do there in any, you know, thing you do different
02:35:56 about yesterday?
02:35:56 Yeah.
02:35:57 I mean, it's it's hard because I just told the guys
02:35:58 I forgot what I'm saying, you know, and,
02:36:00 but then you sit there and you feel like you have a rookie feeling
02:36:02 what you about to get coverage wise, and you like to play that you got.
02:36:04 So it's hard not to take a shot and, don't being held protesting.
02:36:06 You also have to play all the catching.
02:36:08 So. Yeah, I mean, ideally, if you could have both, that's what you do.
02:36:11 And, chose to go for the shot and, you know, and let a lot of time out there
02:36:14 to make, like, a big enough play that they're gonna play for too many times.
02:36:18 Yeah, sure, sure. I think we could on that.
02:36:19 You know, you don't have things like
02:36:23 I thought was really encouraging.
02:36:24 I really didn't mean for for his first game to go out there.
02:36:26 I thought, I mean, I thought he competed.
02:36:28 I thought he thought he played fast.
02:36:29 It was it was very encouraging that your team is
02:36:33 seems to be kind of controlling the trenches for a number of years now.
02:36:34 And I slipped down for the past couple games in the playoffs or not,
02:36:37 out of control.
02:36:38 The governing body trying to hold yourself against my
02:36:40 if I don't.
02:36:41 Because it's extremely difficult to control anything
02:36:43 if you can control one game.
02:36:44 But that's one thing, you know, and nobody likes that either.
02:36:46 But, you know, if we can't, if we can't get the run game in our favor,
02:36:49 it becomes very, very difficult message that, you know,
02:36:52 before it was, you know, the three days here, a practice for these guys.
02:36:54 Do we give them more work to recover?
02:36:56 You know, make sure they get rest when they leave here.
02:36:58 And, and get back to work.
02:36:59 And, you know, nobody can feel sorry for us.
02:37:01 Nobody cares. We got we got getting ready for today.
02:37:04 We can go out there and digest it as fast as I can and be ready to go, man.
02:37:06 Emotionally, psychologically. Physically. By the time Thursday hits.
02:37:08 That's the message I just want to make sure.
02:37:11 Do you feel like
02:37:12 there's a way with just two games left, you can talk about the identity?
02:37:15 How does
02:37:15 how do you retain that little bit of those points to you on the run game and
02:37:17 and winning in the trenches, those plays that you're working
02:37:19 on, that was our identity. How can get back just two games ago?
02:37:21 I think you just do it.
02:37:22 Just do it. You just do it.
02:37:30 The Pistons will get
02:37:31 us another chip before the Lions ever will.
02:37:35 Agreed.
02:37:40 Do you know why?
02:37:44 Oh, no.
02:37:45 We suck again.
02:37:48 Have you lost your mind?
02:37:53 So what's next?
02:37:56 You got anything?
02:38:00 I'm out of here.
02:38:01 What's up to flat?
02:38:03 I got one wire. What's up buddy?
02:38:05 Incredible mash up.
02:38:07 It's incredible.
02:38:08 It's just the worst.
02:38:11 It's the sarcastic matchup of the week.
02:38:14 It's picked by.
02:38:15 I got a body cam video that.
02:38:17 Yeah, yeah!
02:38:19 Whoo! Let's do it.
02:38:21 Yeah, I brought it.
02:38:22 I had it last week, and then I forgot why I chose it.
02:38:24 Because I'm just like, it's just a random body cam video.
02:38:26 And I was like, why do I care so much?
02:38:28 Because it was here.
02:38:28 But, it shows Gary and I just here getting arrested.
02:38:34 I'm not watching this whole thing.
02:38:35 This is.
02:38:36 This is the guy that was driving me like, you want to go through the trial,
02:38:41 but I kind of like it.
02:38:42 It was like, every day.
02:38:45 I know, you know, it was just like.
02:38:48 I mean, I don't know, Charlotte, man.
02:38:50 There's a guy coming up to me.
02:38:54 What?
02:38:54 You know what, man?
02:38:56 It's gonna feel like nothing else will feel right.
02:38:59 You can feel what it could be for you.
02:39:01 Scream, taking what you do.
02:39:03 I was just told that I don't do all the mash ups.
02:39:05 So there you go. Give it a.
02:39:09 Baby, girls, you just got good.
02:39:14 Let it go.
02:39:16 It sounds like, You're probably too young to know who Tim.
02:39:21 But let's
02:39:23 tiptoe through the tulips.
02:39:24 What the fuck is his name?
02:39:25 1030 Tim. Tiny Tim, you gotta chase me.
02:39:28 I don't you. This guy sounds like Tiny Tim.
02:39:30 It was already done before. So do it. You work, you miss work.
02:39:33 All you do is push me out.
02:39:36 But I like it anyways.
02:39:42 That's horrible.
02:39:43 This must be Freddie Mercury.
02:39:47 He does.
02:39:48 Horrible. That's horrible.
02:39:51 It's horrible.
02:39:52 Put your video up.
02:39:56 Is there's a, shoplifting situation.
02:39:59 My man got to take
02:40:01 to the back.
02:40:02 This accused Walmart shoplifter is being escorted to the people
02:40:05 they don't realize is my man's got a gun.
02:40:06 So far, it's pretty routine.
02:40:08 And for some reason, he wants to like, get away.
02:40:11 It's 20, 25, man shoplifting.
02:40:14 It's probably just sits there as a store manager and a local cop
02:40:18 assess the situation that was he was using it probably a steal,
02:40:22 but suddenly the suspected shoplifter maybe.
02:40:24 There we go.
02:40:25 He grabs something.
02:40:27 It's a gun.
02:40:28 He has a gun, you hear? Click right.
02:40:31 Here comes the money shot. Right here is the weapon.
02:40:33 Wham! Right there.
02:40:34 Officer joins to take control of the situation
02:40:38 and then stick a finger in the bottle.
02:40:39 He's like, oh, this is coming out of his head.
02:40:42 Oh wow. Look at that shit.
02:40:45 The Walmart manager wrestles.
02:40:46 The Walmart manager wrestles.
02:40:48 That's so fucking like that.
02:40:50 No no no no.
02:40:52 The Walmart manager wrestles the weapon out of his hands
02:40:55 as the police officer joins to take.
02:40:58 The Walmart manager wrestles the weapon out of his hands.
02:41:00 I'm surprised he just didn't shoot the motherfucker.
02:41:03 I think he was afraid of hitting.
02:41:04 The Walmart manager wrestles the weapon out of his hands
02:41:07 as the police officer joins to fix him right in the dick.
02:41:10 Shawn.
02:41:11 The suspect has been identified as well.
02:41:13 Regrets right on his neck.
02:41:16 He already had an McGirt for his arrest.
02:41:19 Police say Newman's gun jammed, but the suspect's
02:41:22 family says the attempted shooting might have.
02:41:25 Actually.
02:41:25 The cops got a vest on.
02:41:27 I don't know what he thought. Gunjan.
02:41:31 Could this be fake?
02:41:33 But at the suspect, it could be.
02:41:37 The attempted shooting might have actually been
02:41:40 an attempted suicide by cop.
02:41:43 Listen to what he says.
02:41:45 As cops placed him under arrest this week.
02:41:48 Gary and Tammy DeLong are the suspect's grandparents.
02:41:52 Do you guys realize
02:41:53 if you look further into that tape, you guys look like, drug addicts?
02:41:57 Meth? Former method. Yes, we do, sir.
02:42:00 Thank God I did.
02:42:01 Yes, we are, sir.
02:42:02 It just, I just fired her because she thought
02:42:07 a person that worked her allegedly.
02:42:10 Except for herself.
02:42:12 Walmart is now praise, sir, for himself.
02:42:15 We're proud of the brave action our asset protection associate
02:42:19 took to maintain action protection associate in our store
02:42:24 for for.
02:42:26 Nothing.
02:42:28 The action protection associate.
02:42:32 Just a fancy way of saying a Walmart cop
02:42:36 and action protection associate.
02:42:42 Yeah, I swear I've seen that guy before.
02:42:48 The action protection.
02:42:48 So her friend and neighbor, I.
02:42:50 Leo, you know. Are you feeling.
02:42:54 Yeah. Oh,
02:42:57 isn't that the same guy?
02:42:58 Let me ask you something, Penny.
02:43:01 Have you ever woken up in a motel covered in your own vomit
02:43:05 to a transsexual prostitute?
02:43:10 I'm pretty sure that's the same.
02:43:14 I think so, too.
02:43:18 So we might as well just do this.
02:43:19 Fuck. Gary.
02:43:21 I'm not fucking Gary. I'm not going to.
02:43:23 That's not going to be the first ass I fuck is going to be a man.
02:43:25 No, we're doing this. We're gonna fuck Gary.
02:43:27 We're having to watch this.
02:43:28 We're going to fucking bend over right now, you piece of shit in a vacuum.
02:43:32 Yeah.
02:43:33 Bend over bitch. Who's.
02:43:35 Who's taking him from the front?
02:43:36 Who's taking him from the back? I gotta go first.
02:43:40 I'm not.
02:43:40 Is the first sloppy second asses.
02:43:43 It's a trap. You're gonna. I'm to fuck over.
02:43:45 Then you're just going to be like,
02:43:46 And then everybody's going to come out from the fucking closet.
02:43:49 Everybody's going to come, oh, everybody's going to come out from the closet.
02:43:54 You and all your.
02:43:57 You know.
02:44:02 Tell me that thing.
02:44:03 In that case,
02:44:04 I'm only going to
02:44:09 go, oh wait, no no no no, come on now.
02:44:13 We got
02:44:15 all of them.
02:44:16 I got this is a Jew.
02:44:17 But this is actually this is jus
02:44:19 boy. It's not a yo, coat.
02:44:21 Jordan Peterson.
02:44:22 So that's Technicolor dreamcoat.
02:44:27 I really want a Gary van for this.
02:44:29 And I just don't think it's ever going to happen because he always leaves
02:44:32 way too early.
02:44:33 He's a pussy and a fagot and he sucks dick.
02:44:36 Dory.
02:44:37 Which is why he's a fagot.
02:44:38 So you drink one beer.
02:44:40 You're not an alcoholic.
02:44:41 You make one song on SoundCloud.
02:44:43 You're not a rapper. But I suck one.
02:44:48 Two. You know,
02:44:50 whenever that plays, I take a sip of my beer.
02:44:55 So, So we're gonna start going to Dick.
02:45:00 This is Jordan Peterson.
02:45:01 So, this is interesting about what he says because,
02:45:05 they should be saying you should make a fucking local IPA
02:45:09 and call it a dick. Then you guys, you all
02:45:11 you and all your boys could go hang behind the building.
02:45:13 And I'm sure they say yes,
02:45:16 I think they already have that problem,
02:45:18 but they do.
02:45:22 The God
02:45:22 in the Old Testament and the new for that matter, is ineffable.
02:45:26 He's beyond category and so to say, Is God real?
02:45:29 In some ways, because it isn't
02:45:31 a fuck static conversation like that, because God doesn't have the same order
02:45:35 rights that are listening, especially the more literal minded the.
02:45:40 It isn't a genuine question, because God doesn't have the same order of reality
02:45:46 as the profane things that are littered about the landscape.
02:45:51 God isn't real the same way a table is real, right?
02:45:55 And this is this.
02:45:56 I'm not inventing this up, and God is the table.
02:46:01 There's an insistence that's continual.
02:46:03 And I think it's it's more
02:46:06 definitive
02:46:06 in the Old Testament, Old Testament accounts
02:46:09 that whatever God is, is beyond categorization.
02:46:15 Right?
02:46:15 This is why even Moses can only get a glimpse of God.
02:46:19 So God is outside our category structures now, does that make him real?
02:46:25 Well, I would say God is hyper real.
02:46:27 God is the reality upon which all reality depends.
02:46:31 God is in the different kind of category and it's not exactly comprehensible.
02:46:35 It's certainly not.
02:46:37 It's an atheist game. Is God real?
02:46:40 Like a table is real?
02:46:41 Well, the insistence of the entire biblical library
02:46:45 is that God is not real in that manner.
02:46:46 God is outside of time and space,
02:46:48 for example, and all material objects are inside of time and space.
02:46:52 And so God is a reflection of the substrate
02:46:55 that makes time and space themselves possible.
02:46:59 That's clear. That is clearly in the Hebrew text.
02:47:01 I mean, the, the text, the, you know, the name of God, which in Hebrew.
02:47:06 Yeah.
02:47:06 As a religious Yahweh is supposed to even spell it.
02:47:09 The letters would be good.
02:47:10 And then hey, and then Bob and then, hey,
02:47:13 but the what that was say is.
02:47:16 Hi. Hey.
02:47:17 Yeah. Meaning that in Hebrew that means what was.
02:47:20 What is.
02:47:20 Dude, he supposed to be drafted really high next year from Ohio State.
02:47:24 The description that God gives to a bunch of people
02:47:27 is know how to have a hearty, hearty. What?
02:47:29 I said, I like that that's the best that God can give to a human
02:47:32 being is like, I am what I am, basically, and I will be what I was moe tackle
02:47:36 how to how to deal with that, which is the answer
02:47:38 at the end of the book of job as well, which is,
02:47:40 you know, you can you can't understand it's pronounced job
02:47:43 because we're of a different work, of a completely different kind.
02:47:46 And, and you know, that that insistence by God that is, is also
02:47:50 then baffled by the biblical text in which God takes an active role in
02:47:53 history, is talking to people,
02:47:55 that God is
02:47:56 mysterious for any of these categories, that that are attempted for God.
02:48:01 It's why I think that some of the Neoplatonic arguments they do some
02:48:04 some solid work in terms of establishing a logical predicate for believing in God,
02:48:08 but they don't do all the work in the sense
02:48:10 that a Christian or a Jew would want them to do, or even a muslim
02:48:12 that the God is active in the world, that God has pronounced God. God.
02:48:16 That a sort of Neoplatonic God
02:48:18 that floats above everything and doesn't have any intervening impact.
02:48:22 That that God is, is, is barren and doesn't have a lot to say
02:48:26 about what humanity constitutes.
02:48:30 And that's not the God that that, according to the scriptures,
02:48:32 built the world and maintains it.
02:48:36 I'm only going to
02:48:40 go, oh, we no, never.
02:48:42 No, no no, no regard.
02:48:51 Exactly.
02:48:56 Yeah.
02:48:56 I'm not sure if you made a segment to make a bumper or you made a.
02:49:00 Whoa, what just happened to your face?
02:49:02 That's really weird.
02:49:04 That's not real.
02:49:05 Everyone. He's starting to fade in and out.
02:49:09 I am going to start fading in and out
02:49:11 because I got 4% left on my computer.
02:49:13 And there's no like, I don't have a
02:49:16 tangent cord, and I plug this in.
02:49:19 Not on about 30 minutes. It's going to any minute.
02:49:20 I'm going to go out.
02:49:21 Easy to do
02:49:23 in batches.
02:49:24 Sleeping.
02:49:27 Your dog
02:49:28 and I'm about I'm tapped out for my shit.
02:49:32 So anyway, Ryan was going to call in at 1 a.m., but we we may not make it.
02:49:35 Ryan,
02:49:37 what's the entire.
02:49:39 Yeah, you could have the whole show.
02:49:42 Yeah, the entire left is the,
02:49:47 So I went to face swap Ryan in.
02:49:50 I don't have sound, you motherfucker.
02:49:52 I can see it at least.
02:49:54 No, I don't read screen no fucking my mother.
02:49:58 The original helicopter video.
02:50:00 I thought I would face Ryan.
02:50:04 And I didn't even have to.
02:50:05 It already looked just like Ryan because he cooked it.
02:50:11 So that.
02:50:15 Oh, the movie.
02:50:19 Fucking because,
02:50:22 someone going to the moon.
02:50:24 What do you see? The.
02:50:31 Goody goody goody goody
02:50:33 goody goody. 3%.
02:50:50 Yeah.
02:50:50 You can plug in your computer to a regular USB c
02:50:55 I don't, I don't have.
02:50:56 I made something for that.
02:50:57 Well, shit.
02:50:58 Up, up from the inside.
02:51:05 The goody
02:51:06 goody goody goody don't go because someone of global.
02:51:16 Legislation.
02:51:21 All three of them.
02:51:25 Let me go to bed early
02:51:27 to get to cook until you get to go.
02:51:30 Because some. Another problem.
02:51:33 What do you look up?
02:51:45 Helicopter, helicopter.
02:51:49 So Gary didn't mention, Calhoun.
02:51:54 I've got Calhoun.
02:51:58 Just be a man with dignity.
02:52:00 I picked up the pen again so you can start heating everything.
02:52:02 I talk just numbers. Smart, Asian.
02:52:05 It was choice house. Fuck.
02:52:06 What you making?
02:52:07 No, that's white boy standing ovation.
02:52:10 Rappers suck dick. You think they trying to put.
02:52:12 They thought all through everything to make it except for the dope song.
02:52:15 Apply pressure.
02:52:16 He ain't breathing.
02:52:16 Need to keep my beer so long as hanging out to see.
02:52:19 Man I wish Eminem would be back.
02:52:21 He used to be dope like a week back.
02:52:23 Take a stand next and have a relapse.
02:52:25 I lose myself in the beat, slipping through my CDs picking
02:52:28 I say what's always on repeat now Lil NAS X sucking
02:52:31 dick on the TV and kids watching whoa whoa whoa whoa.
02:52:36 This that that was the devil's dick.
02:52:38 Yeah, well, it's just anyone said Lil NAS was sucking.
02:52:42 They could get the details right out there chasing dreams with my homies, PTSD
02:52:46 from shackled feet.
02:52:48 The whole world buzzing like I'm giving up crack for free white boys for my shit.
02:52:52 Cause I actually got roots in this bitch like a mess.
02:52:55 Free everything.
02:52:56 You drop me like Shaq from free and you just fuck a lot.
02:52:59 But when you smack a.
02:53:05 Me where to go?
02:53:07 That's not good.
02:53:09 This is good. But.
02:53:13 Let's have a good.
02:53:20 I think is good for Bardo this week.
02:53:23 She was pretty hot.
02:53:26 She said some pretty nasty things that piss people off which I like.
02:53:29 The 2%.
02:53:34 Yeah.
02:53:34 Not only our show's number, but now this show's minutes are numbered, right.
02:53:39 I don't I don't do the show alone.
02:53:41 There is no Brady show.
02:53:44 Although I will pimp our, bringing.
02:53:49 We're going to start
02:53:51 in about 24 hours.
02:53:53 We're going to start midnight
02:53:55 between ten and midnight.
02:53:56 So what's your point?
02:53:58 My point is we're going to have,
02:54:00 Gary's wet dream of him just talking.
02:54:03 Intro of the show 20 minutes.
02:54:05 Monologue. Repeat. 136 times.
02:54:09 It'll go all the way through New Year's Eve, all the way through New Year's Day.
02:54:13 Should be about 46 hours worth.
02:54:16 Okay, I get your point.
02:54:18 I have a point.
02:54:22 I don't know if it's going to be good, but it's going to be on
02:54:24 and we're going to get a shitload of views for it.
02:54:29 Which just goes to show you what,
02:54:31 you know, view targets mean and do.
02:54:34 There's no point
02:54:36 do creation from always if
02:54:39 not for views
02:54:41 otherwise for me
02:54:43 Jerry was like where the sun don't go,
02:54:48 you know.
02:54:50 Yeah, I know, you know,
02:54:52 I got 1%. Great.
02:54:54 You guys. I'm getting him.
02:54:57 Gary.
02:54:58 Screw you guys. Hey!
02:55:01 Not Gary.
02:55:02 Hey, I just realized that,
02:55:04 the word country starts with cunt
02:55:08 and the word grass.
02:55:08 It has shit in it.
02:55:10 How many other words can we get Gary to accidentally curse?
02:55:15 What's next year's topic?
02:55:19 I don't know.
02:55:21 Year.
02:55:23 Hey, I'm about to buy a standing desk for somebody, and I was going to ask you
02:55:28 with 1% to go, have you moved your standing desk up
02:55:31 and down?
02:55:34 Except for the beginning, when you first bought it.
02:55:38 Has that novelty worn off?
02:55:39 It's a waste, right?
02:55:40 Just buy a regular desk.
02:55:44 It's weird that he didn't.
02:55:45 He shouldn't get disconnected completely.
02:55:49 Unless he's about this disc.
02:55:50 Just disappear. Disc.
02:55:53 Disappear.
02:55:53 Disappear. Wow.
02:55:56 Unless he disappears
02:55:59 completely.
02:56:05 I'm not sure what's happening.
02:56:10 I should probably just end the show.
02:56:12 Unless. Right. You're going to call in.
02:56:13 I'm trying to start at 1:00.
02:56:15 See if Ryan calls in at 1:00.
02:56:17 I got the actual call.
02:56:20 Do I have the call open?
02:56:21 I do one, five, eight, six, three.
02:56:24 Ranch three.
02:56:25 Or if you want, I'll even send you the show link before I wrap up here.
02:56:29 Jaws here.
02:56:30 But he's not here.
02:56:31 I'm not sure what that supposed to mean.
02:56:34 I have this.
02:56:37 It's a lot of fun.
02:56:38 I'm gonna put him on the stage.
02:56:41 I see you there.
02:56:42 I hear you
02:56:44 can go.
02:56:46 Yeah. I'm creeping.
02:56:47 You,
02:56:49 Yes, I did recently, but I raised more. Does
02:56:54 up, and that's okay.
02:56:55 So they should get one.
02:56:56 It's totally worth it if you want to dance the 200,
02:57:00 280 pound, $89, I did use it.
02:57:04 I did use it a lot at first, and I don't use it as much,
02:57:07 but I do occasionally change the height of the desk, to like,
02:57:12 if I need a wire, add some wiring.
02:57:14 I need, if I got a device, when I travel, I might take my laptop with
02:57:20 me. And so I have my laptop plugged in underneath my desk.
02:57:23 And so to just raise the table up to be able to access cords and wiring,
02:57:27 then since the dog is going to be staying in my office,
02:57:30 I like to raise up the desk out.
02:57:31 So this year, that's on my desk the dog doesn't have access to.
02:57:35 So I still like it.
02:57:37 So get the standing desk.
02:57:39 All right, all right.
02:57:41 Yes. So.
02:57:43 Oh, I got do you have the,
02:57:45 crush proof feature so you don't slam down on shed?
02:57:48 It's nice protection.
02:57:52 Or it'll back off.
02:57:54 Right?
02:57:56 Yeah, I don't mind. From here.
02:57:58 I'll fuck off instead of fuck down. Ooh, a key.
02:58:00 I didn't even think about telling him to load their fucking sign.
02:58:05 Yeah.
02:58:08 You can play one on that Ikea to.
02:58:12 Get a feel of what exactly you know,
02:58:14 looks like and what it feels like and how well it works.
02:58:17 You can put your, like, finger in its butt and see how it reacts.
02:58:24 Nice.
02:58:24 I like the rack.
02:58:25 You're both
02:58:27 with Ryan coming in or what?
02:58:29 That's what I'm waiting for next week.
02:58:30 Topic is supposed to be share.
02:58:33 Just like a finger.
02:58:34 But all this is. This is.
02:58:36 I wouldn't know.
02:58:39 Damn it.
02:58:40 I went to put type.
02:58:42 I meant to type picker wheel and I type finger.
02:58:44 What the fuck is that?
02:58:47 I forgot as well. So,
02:58:50 I got my dog and dogs
02:58:52 and, my pillow makes an amazing dog, though.
02:58:55 I know who they don't.
02:58:57 You just made that shit up.
02:58:58 Not 100% of the dog.
02:59:01 I had, got my handicapped dog.
02:59:03 My person
02:59:06 who got
02:59:06 dog one years ago, and, they still have it, and it's great.
02:59:09 So when he got one of those retarded dogs that rolls around on a wheel
02:59:13 instead of a fucking Lego.
02:59:18 We we grew up.
02:59:20 Yeah, I know, I watched the show.
02:59:24 Michael.
02:59:24 And I was a religious man, so he puts in a prayer.
02:59:27 And so I'd like to do our end of year transfer.
02:59:32 You want to do it or you got one.
02:59:36 Don't worry about anything.
02:59:38 Instead, pray about everything.
02:59:41 So, God, what you need and thank him for all he has done.
02:59:45 Philippines or.
02:59:50 Philippines.
02:59:51 You really just say Philippines. Amen.
02:59:54 Philippines
02:59:56 I believe it's,
02:59:58 I don't think it's pronounced Philippines.
03:00:06 Is it the Philippines?
03:00:10 There's, Felicia Filipino
03:00:12 to Koreans through the leaves to the Philippines.
03:00:16 Yeah, I don't think it's Philippines.
03:00:18 It's Corinthians.
03:00:20 Felicia.
03:00:21 Inflation's I think it's not appellations either.
03:00:23 That's something different
03:00:25 Philippines Philippines is
03:00:28 no I can't remember what you've ruined it for me I don't know what it is now
03:00:31 I'm going to say Philippines.
03:00:35 First and second Thessalonians, first Corinthians,
03:00:37 second Corinthians three three, John, Jude and revelation.
03:00:41 That's all I remember now.
03:00:42 That's all new Testament,
03:00:45 the Philippines
03:00:47 looking dude.
03:00:50 Where's Gary's prayer?
03:00:52 I have Gary's prayer somewhere here.
03:00:55 Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary.
03:00:56 So I'm flagging, Gary.
03:00:59 Gary.
03:01:03 I'll be right back.
03:01:04 I have to go find a new chapter.
03:01:06 Give it to me.
03:01:07 Give it to me.
03:01:08 She applesauce jabber.
03:01:09 So what? Give it to me now.
03:01:11 She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
03:01:16 She apples off.
03:01:18 So I went hard on the creation myth.
03:01:22 The other
03:01:24 hitting everything. That's not it.
03:01:26 I'm just looking for the while I'm waiting.
03:01:29 And it's just, you know, passing time.
03:01:33 Dude, where is it?
03:01:36 It would if you did it, wouldn't you?
03:01:39 Put it near the other Gary's, or at least near the Amen?
03:01:41 It's not near either.
03:01:43 It's not near neither.
03:01:44 Sorry, stretch.
03:01:46 Sorry. Oh, you were right, I was wrong.
03:01:49 I apologize, that's not it either.
03:01:57 Maybe I'm not going to be able to find it.
03:01:59 This just says fledge rants.
03:02:01 Religion, and it's six minutes long.
03:02:03 If you criticize religion, then every so often somebody will say to
03:02:07 you quite disapprovingly, you may not have faith in God,
03:02:11 but you could show a bit more jabber for those people who do.
03:02:14 And you might find yourself thinking, well, actually, maybe they're right.
03:02:18 It wouldn't hurt to show a bit more respect.
03:02:20 After all, nobody likes to be told point blank that their religion is a crock
03:02:24 of delusional ointment
03:02:25 and a force for gibber in the world that what they call faith is grace before me.
03:02:30 Gracious God, we have sinned against thee and are unworthy of mercy.
03:02:34 Pardon our sins and bless these mercies
03:02:36 for our use, and help us to eat and drink to thy glory, for Christ's sake.
03:02:40 Amen.
03:02:42 Amen.
03:02:44 Go, my.
03:02:46 Shall we raid somebody?
03:02:50 Our weird friend Alabama John
03:02:52 is on. Horses.
03:02:57 Some animals got three folks in the car.
03:03:01 Just.
03:03:03 I don't believe that.
03:03:04 Rally.
03:03:05 Friends. Mr..
03:03:20 Harold.
03:03:20 Love language is food.
03:03:22 And when you try to cook foreign, she just seems to get him her.
03:03:27 That's what it feels like.
03:03:28 But that's literally not what it's like.
03:03:29 I'm trying to cook for everybody.
03:03:31 You know what I mean?
03:03:32 All the homies. Well, you know what I mean.
03:03:35 I include pay in that.
03:03:36 If they want some, she can have some.
03:03:38 But like, drinking game. Oh, no.
03:03:39 I feel like she just gets kind of like she says, you know what I mean?
03:03:43 I say, like, I'm trying to steal her thunder, so she.
03:03:45 It ain't like that, bro. Yeah. Come on, know
03:03:49 I cook a big dinner to share.
03:03:50 It's a southern thing, bro.
03:03:52 You know what I mean?
03:03:53 It the girl two.
03:03:55 Five, six.
03:03:57 Yes, I make bro.
03:03:59 This is a dude.
03:04:01 This might be friendly.
03:04:03 I bet it's that friendly fellow he fears.
03:04:06 Yeah, but they do with orange purple heart.
03:04:10 It could be purple.
03:04:11 It might.
03:04:11 I don't trust that shit for a second.
03:04:16 All right, Ryan, last call. Art.
03:04:19 Let's call for alcohol.
03:04:20 Art, southern hospitality.
03:04:22 That's all it is, bro.
03:04:23 You can't cook a big meal for the fam.
03:04:26 The homes.
03:04:27 You know what I mean?
03:04:28 How do fire station for anything?
03:04:30 It's like a fish fry.
03:04:31 But with deer meat is different.
03:04:33 You know what I mean?
03:04:34 You cook a big ass meal, everybody hangs out.
03:04:36 Need some shit? That's normal here.
03:04:39 I don't want to
03:04:40 talk with you about shit, purp or we talking about dinner.
03:04:44 He's like dinner. Everything.
03:04:45 But this person is.
03:04:47 Yeah. You're not about to go up.
03:04:49 I went looked at your profile because I knew it was bullshit.
03:04:52 Other people to have follower and your profile was made December 30th, 2025.
03:04:58 So it was made just now.
03:04:59 I we do this over here, so fuck you tell 45 yo no good.
03:05:04 Pretty bad shit to do bro.
03:05:06 Making a fake girl profile.
03:05:07 That's crazy. Wired chat.
03:05:11 I'm too late for that, buddy.
03:05:12 You're not going to hit me with fucking. What?
03:05:14 What, like what do you think made you think I was born last night? Dog?
03:05:19 Come for the night, but not last night.
03:05:21 You ain't going to get me like that, bro, and bam!
03:05:23 Okay, buddy.
03:05:24 Okay, man.
03:05:26 Okay, dude.
03:05:27 Fuck, I did see y'all next.
03:05:29 What am I, retarded?
03:05:31 What up?
03:05:32 What am I, an idiot?
03:05:35 Hey, that's a wolf.
03:05:36 That's a wolf in sheep's clothing, y'all.
03:05:38 Y'all barely know cosplay.
03:05:40 Grant, stay for the raid.
03:05:42 He's reading the channel. Thank you. Sir.
03:05:44 Thank you, my nigga. Play dress.
03:05:46 Thanks for the fucking raid, buddy, I appreciate it.
03:05:48 Oh, man.
03:05:50 Hope you're well.
03:05:51 Let's go. Dude.
03:05:53 Yeah, you to I legit.
03:05:56 Yeah.
03:05:57 I don't know how many
03:06:00 I take my cheek teeth
03:06:03 right the other you cooked it.
03:06:08 For the buffet from the comfort you
03:06:13 just keep bringing.
03:06:14 The time is now.
03:06:15 And old man, do you know
03:06:21 really why you're here?
03:06:29 Baby, tell me what's up, y'all
03:06:32 guys, we wrap up more.
03:06:34 I mean, you got dude, I'm always the dude, and it's always.
03:06:39 It's never actual chick. It's always.
03:06:43 You know?
03:06:45 Oh, I don't know how you get by that show for now.
03:06:49 Straight.
03:06:50 I mean, he's I mean, with him.
03:06:53 I don't know how you get.
03:06:55 I'm going
03:06:57 in and you give me a girl and someone.
03:07:00 No, no hot looking girl. Fucking robot hits.
03:07:02 But I guess they know it. They don't. They?
03:07:05 You there.
03:07:06 That's a that's a if you.
03:07:10 My Instagram is going to
03:07:11 I don't know and I walk out
03:07:15 with my.
03:07:18 I know with shit you
03:07:22 it's always a hairy dude.
03:07:23 The dark room.
03:07:28 Look at me.
03:07:30 Did you know all the time it's me
03:07:32 trying to scare me?
03:07:38 I'm not gonna.
03:07:45 Be. Let go.