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In. After dark.
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After. Dark. After. Death.
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After. Death.
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After light.
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No matter how loud you pray.
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Oh smoke you science.
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My one.
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Oh, seem so sure.
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It's so sad when your preaching takes forever to stop me.
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It's.
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But after all is blessed and done
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me the sad to say one.
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Is there maybe a third choice?
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Oh, do you believe in life
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after death or death after life?
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I can feel something inside me
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say I really don't think I'm pure enough now I feel
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I believe in life after death or death after life.
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I can feel some feel and some say I really don't think.
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You sure? In love? No.
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What am I supposed to do?
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You mentioned to Sky for you I need this not hold.
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I know is not your means.
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All your all to boys.
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Cause I've had time to think it through.
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And maybe heaven's not for you.
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But oh, maybe nothing waits at all.
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Either way, enjoy the song.
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Oh, oh.
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Do you believe in life after death?
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Oh, desktop the light I can feel something inside yourself.
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I really don't think you know me.
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Love, love to you.
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Believe in life after death or death.
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Up to life I can feel something inside me.
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Say I really don't think you should rest.
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Oh well, sure.
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Well, I know that I'll get through this quagmire.
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Cause right now I can still get much higher.
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Tony Hawk, suppressive fire.
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I don't you trust me, but Tony Sage, Tony Dawkins,
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Tony helping make sermons.
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Tony, I don't need smoke.
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It's more just a nourish coffee.
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And it's truck.
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Maybe I just need a hug.
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Do you believe in life after
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death or death after life?
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I can feel something inside me.
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Say, I really don't think you're pure enough.
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Love to believe in life
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after death or just to life.
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I can feel something inside me.
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So I really don't think so much love.
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Yes. No.
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Oh, maybe the love.
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Do you believe in
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life after death or death to life?
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I can feel something inside me.
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Said I really don't think.
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If you're in love. Love?
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Do you believe in life after death or death?
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After life?
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I can feel something inside me.
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Said I really don't think.
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I'm sure I love my hair.
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Yeah, maybe.
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We used to.
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Maybe it's a choice.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm, or just plain
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nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental.
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It kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience.
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Happy new year.
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Here's the part where I don't have to say anything.
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I you would be surprised, too.
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I mean, I didn't expect to suggest the ten.
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Hi, I'm Gary,
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and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Like, share, comment and subscribe.
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Those are the four things a content creator is supposed to beg of you to do.
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Let's just stick with share today.
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Now sharing.
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I was I've got it on good authority is caring.
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And, you might find that that's not as true
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as it might sound in the children's song, but
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it is important to share.
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We're part of the community.
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It's the community that you are part
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of is able to thrive by you sharing.
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You benefit from that kind of.
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I, I've never been terribly well off.
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I've never been broke or.
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Well, I'm always broke. But,
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and hovering around the poverty line and actually up to my eyeballs in debt.
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But that's the range.
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But of I've never missed a meal.
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But if I were to wait until my cup is overflowing to share,
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I would end up waiting instead of sharing.
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And so.
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I take in strays.
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I just,
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threw a bird from the nest recently,
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and I immediately empty nest syndrome.
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I set up a bed downstairs, and this little dog and I
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use my new heated electric blanket, which I should probably wrap around myself.
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Right now.
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For the next person who needs, a roof,
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so, you know, and I'll feed whoever I take in. So,
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I don't have an abundance,
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but I do have enough
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that I can share, and I don't have to wait
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till I'm fabulously wealthy to do so.
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And I think most of us could do the same.
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I enjoy stability and security.
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A lot of people don't have that.
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We know some guys that,
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hit the reset button every few months
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and have to start over from scratch, and it's pathetic.
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And, maybe I'm a bleeding heart,
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but I like to help them out.
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But I share so much nonsense.
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Here's my thinking on this.
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If I sit down and absorb some information
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that I'm sorting through it, filtering it, and then giving you my spin on it
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or my take from it, now it's important to point out
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that my experience can't be translated into your experience.
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It's it passes through a filter
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and you get a version of it.
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But you are not me.
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And I, new year, new show.
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No. Take that back.
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Never mind any of that.
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I'm still interested in exactly the same things.
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I'm just going to go, and I'm harder.
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So, this week I was looking into.
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Some of the arguments,
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for, you know, in,
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apologetics and.
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The one that's most
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intriguing to me is the argument
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from some apparent design, some
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fine tuning was involved
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in the universe of the cosmological constant,
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or the strong nuclear force
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were a little bit different.
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Galaxies couldn't form, stars couldn't form the
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the heavy elements that make up our bodies couldn't form and we couldn't be here.
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That gets us to the anthropic principle.
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Now that,
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it's got it's got two sides to that coin and the one side, it can be very helpful.
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On the other side, it's, it's circular argument and completely useless.
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So we'll explore some of that.
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Anthropic means human like us because of us.
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So the anthropic principle,
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so at its basest form,
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the weak anthropic principle is the circular part.
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We are here because we can't be here.
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Therefore we are here.
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The way that evolution works
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is if a pine tree is given infinite.
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Air and infinite land,
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you will get infinite pine trees.
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That's how life works.
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And it's remarkable and it's amazing.
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And we consider ourselves the pinnacle of this evolutionary chain.
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And, by all accounts,
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we are one of the most magnificent things
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in that we can see in the universe.
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It doesn't mean we are, it's just that we are
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the the coolest thing we have encountered.
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It's the way the universe can explore itself.
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We're that part of the universe,
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and it's fun for, you know.
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So, so the anthropic principle.
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Yeah.
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And it's like a puzzle finds itself
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in a, a hole in the ground
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that fits its exact shape and size.
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It's like, man,
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lucky for me that this hole is this shape and size,
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because that's exactly my shape and size.
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Or that my.
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Carolyn's is exactly shaped like this
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Looney Tunes glass.
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Well, that's just circular.
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The cosmological argument goes
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everything that begins to exist
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needs a cause.
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The universe began to exist.
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The universe needs a cause.
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Now let's look at this.
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Began to exist.
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Part.
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This is where I got into misery.
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Illogical nihilism.
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Do things begin to exist?
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All of the atoms that make me up
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have been around
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for billions of years.
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When you build a car,
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it is from components that existed previously.
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So it is a gray area.
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When something begins to exist.
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So, neurological nihilism is
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back up a set.
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You could describe this table
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as, you know, a surface with four legs or.
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At a smaller scale,
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it's a bunch of matter
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clustered together in the shape of a table.
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Very logical nihilism
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basically says things don't exist.
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It's just the subatomic particles that make them up.
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Now, nihilism is a hard stance to
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to grasp or
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it's even more difficult to to ride that that train.
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So I'm not I'm no nihilist.
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But it's an interesting thing.
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I, I also don't subscribe to the anthropic principle.
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But we are here.
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So it is interesting to look into the things that make the universe
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able to support our lives.
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Other things I looked up this week.
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The dead internet theory.
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Apparently ten, 15 years ago, the vast majority of the internet
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stopped being created by humans and started being created by bots.
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Now, I've noticed that lately that, all my Google research
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comes up with AI results. So that's.
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Yeah, it's not generated by humans.
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And, the song kind of inspired me earlier.
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There's.
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Things are either,
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necessary or contingent.
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I always thought those were the two possibilities.
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So if something's contingent, it depends on it
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relies on something because it.
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But if something's necessarily
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and has causal power, then it can give rise to the contingent items.
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Is there no third option?
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Brute facts,
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things that are
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just because they are third option.
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Third of you in the audience today.
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So, I also want to share I've,
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I shared a lot of links with our producer, and we'll get to those.
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I created this character, Captain Giggles.
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This is not my best work.
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Roll the clip Brady.
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Why? I.
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Gentlemen,
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let's broaden our mind.
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I don't want what
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again?
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Does this have a storyboard?
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Is there like a it?
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I don't remember info.
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No work.
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I mean, it doesn't have to be a full blown storyboard, but,
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like, give us something, give us some original.
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Find a new chapter. Yeah.
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You can't, because you have to find a new jammer for.
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But I like all the leather armor.
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Spin that deck, space chicken.
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Let's make these llamas dance until dawn.
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Breaks. Hey!
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Brady, where are we watching this?
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Come.
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On. Baby,
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I keep thinking it's over, but it's just.
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I keep hoping I.
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Am. Spinning that deck.
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Space chicken.
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Let's make these llamas dance until dawn.
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Yeah, you just breathe that we watching this?
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So you drink one beer.
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You're not an alcoholic.
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You make one song on SoundCloud.
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You're not a rapper, but I suck.
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One day you spit it.
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One day it.
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La. I'm sorry. Hey.
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Why does it keep.
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Never mind.
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Well, I didn't make enough clips to do a full three minute thing,
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but I found it by eating a bunch
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and filming four minutes.
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So for my fifth grade report, I chose Benjamin Franklin.
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And I'm very, very, very, very excited about talking about Benjamin Franklin.
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He was very, very, very, very old.
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Were you
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stalling for you to make three minutes to anything?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, but I.
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Space chicken.
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Let's make size llama chair.
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Giggles and springs chicken.
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Captain giggles as Jesus.
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But I see now there is a story.
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He's walking on water
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though. We're watching this.
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I think they're fly fishing, but I also have them, ice skating,
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which is kind of like walking on water, but no horse running.
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I should draw off the story storyboard, and I actually have a tell a story,
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and I've tried to do that, and that was the intention with today's,
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but I kind of ran out of time and then, like my New Year's resolution
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was to do better monologues
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because it really fired me up watching the New Year's marathon.
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But then I got this far, and you can see where I was trying
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to get the pen to not be out of ink.
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And so that's as far as I got before my pen or anything.
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And then I just spilled my drink.
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But that's, takes like a lot more.
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A poem shouldn't do that.
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So should not have done that.
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How do you not know what they're doing in this in this video here.
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Who I spin that dog.
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So let's make these llamas dance and created this.
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How do you not know what's going on on screen?
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Is this okay? So how do you not know what's going on?
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Because anything that you know exists has a creator and there is a reason for that.
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So yeah, it's.
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Maybe it's just the brute fact.
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Or maybe he created the set of rules that created this thing.
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I know I did the I told it to give me a pinball machine for Brady.
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It fit right.
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Brady did you do you get your pinball machine?
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No, I mean, I have a pinball machine, but I can get a new one.
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Maybe it's still in the mail.
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There was a pinball machine on the screen.
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Oh, he just gets to look at it.
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I thought he'd be excited.
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You loves pinball. I was a little excited.
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Did you ever get some free play?
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Different reasons.
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Did I get the original location until dawn?
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Yeah.
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So we'll talk about that later.
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Okay.
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It's a story you can share.
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Better share.
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Bitch.
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You better share.
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Sharing is overrated.
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Well,
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I had to check the calendar to make sure there are only four Mondays
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in January, because that's where you get me wrong.
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I don't understand what you mean. Check the calendar.
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You started the whole podcast by saying Happy New Year.
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What is. What do you mean you're an atheist?
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Okay, with your non-sequiturs?
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Got me this time.
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What on earth are you talking about?
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The whole thing was created by religion.
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No dream was created by religious people.
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There was no one else to do the job.
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Oh, he's got you there. See this?
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So religion isn't a thing.
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It's, Why are you co-opting people calendar days and months and years.
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What is a year or two? An atheist? What does that even mean?
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It's just an arbitrary thing.
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They just threw out there the same insane amount.
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Yeah, but how do they count from the beginning?
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Especially when they have, like, they think that there's only 2000
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years.
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Yeah.
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This is the two 2006 year.
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No. One, no one thinks there's 2000.
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I think you're thinking of closer to 6000, because there was an Old Testament.
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No there wasn't, there was Jesus and only Jesus.
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All right. Here's you say Happy New Year.
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And I don't understand what you mean by that.
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In a, in a world that you don't want religion to, like, exist or be allowed,
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but you want to co-opt these things as if they're.
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I still have Christmas lights up.
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Yeah, that is perfectly acceptable.
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Yeah.
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I guess, you know, it's been cultural Christianity.
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Okay. I was waiting for that.
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You understand that religion is necessary.
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Necessary?
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It would be so patronizing for me to say that, because then I'm just saying
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patronizing people that aren't as smart as me need it as a crutch.
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And that's not nice.
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That's not what I'm saying.
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Pontificate that if religion didn't take care of a way for us to clock
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work or
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sunup to sundown, we would have connected it.
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We would have had a wrong.
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We would be using the wrong form
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still to this day, and we'd have to cluster every like.
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So I start using the Mayan calendar.
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You could do that. Yeah. Okay.
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Yeah, but it was still based on religion, so I don't know what.
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Yeah, but they would actually have human sacrifice.
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But, then again, so does yours.
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Never mind my yours.
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So. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yours.
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Do you say mine or yours?
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Who's.
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I do like your, your latest Oxford comma.
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Give it to.
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Yeah, I do I
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because I just figured I'd go.
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I told you along a little bit before I just completely, you know,
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had you stick your tail between your legs and quit the show again
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because you're done.
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Your your argument is wiped off the fucking planet.
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So you to bring it up yet?
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Because I know it's it's a it's it's a done deal.
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You're over.
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All right.
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Well we'll tease a little bit. Okay.
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Which is, which is the correct option.
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I love my parents, Batman and Wonder Woman.
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Or I love my parents, Batman and Wonder Woman.
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Those are the same sentence. Thanks.
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No one is indicating that my parents are Batman and Wonder
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Woman one is indicating I love my parents, I love Batman,
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and I love wonder Woman.
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You love wonder.
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Oh, I love our parents Batman and Wonder Woman.
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I dedicate this podcast to my siblings LeBron James and Jesus.
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Or I dedicate this podcast to my siblings LeBron James and Jesus.
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All my siblings James and Jesus.
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Or am I speaking at Oxford? Comma.
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Weird. Yeah.
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You can't hear.
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We have hot dogs, tacos, burgers and fries.
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Or we have hot dogs, tacos, burgers and fries.
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Yeah, I'm perfectly these burgers and fries.
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They come together.
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No, they don't say in that world you don't.
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You can't get fries separate you.
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You would know that.
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Yeah, I would,
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I do,
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in fact,
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it's all an implication.
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Let me show notes.
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Jump to this. Now Larry King.
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So I'm I'm scrolling through the internet
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and I come across an Oxford comma issue.
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Where's my window?
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It's quite a very good.
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Please.
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So share.
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Quebec Quebec maritime looking to combine sledding,
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snow and sensations
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or sledding snow and sensations.
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So it's funny because later they go boasting the highest mobile
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snowmobile bridge in North America
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a fjord, mountains, an endless white wilderness that goes together.
00:27:24
Right?
00:27:24
That's why there's no comma in between mountains and endless
00:27:29
white wilderness, because it's mountains and they're describing the scenery there.
00:27:33
But when you're talking about looking to combine sledding, snow and sensations,
00:27:38
what is snow in sensations, right?
00:27:40
It has to be snow, comma and sensations.
00:27:43
Right.
00:27:44
And so in sensations,
00:27:47
I think there should be none between between mountains and should there
00:27:51
not is much a bigger indication that those things are separate.
00:27:56
Then I come up with the.
00:27:58
And the reason the commas are used without the end is to let you know
00:28:04
that these are separate things, but the comma with the end
00:28:09
is superfluous.
00:28:12
Superfluous.
00:28:12
Showing that we should we should.
00:28:16
We did.
00:28:17
It's right here. Go.
00:28:19
Do you have anything that's not stupid?
00:28:22
Yeah. This whole thing.
00:28:23
Oh, I'm just building towards the you're.
00:28:25
And you're as the producer.
00:28:26
Do not pull it that thread.
00:28:29
If we start questioning that, then the next thing you know.
00:28:33
Oh, I know, right?
00:28:34
Here's your.
00:28:35
Here's your bitch ass fucking.
00:28:37
Here's your bitch ass from last week. Okay.
00:28:40
Crying about your horseshit.
00:28:42
That's hear is fair share.
00:28:44
I said we start with let's start with what Carl Sagan really quick is what we do.
00:28:48
Yeah, you can do that.
00:28:50
Okay.
00:28:50
The seller celebrities, the.
00:28:54
It's the third one. Should I do so.
00:28:56
So already celebrity.
00:28:59
We spent so much lapping the heavens.
00:29:01
It's easy to forget that clarity matters here on earth.
00:29:04
To take this humble mark.
00:29:06
One little comma said before the word.
00:29:08
And without it, the list can become a blur.
00:29:12
Ships, dogs and sailors jumbled together like Earth, Mars and Jupiter.
00:29:16
Not a comma.
00:29:17
It sounds as if Mars and Jupiter are merely elaborate names for Earth.
00:29:21
Add the Oxford comma, and suddenly each world
00:29:23
stands on its own a tiny mark, a cosmic difference.
00:29:27
Out here among the stars.
00:29:28
Even the smallest mark makes a difference.
00:29:30
This humble thing, the Oxford comma, defines relationship with it.
00:29:35
My parents, Carl Sagan and Marie Curie, are three separate people.
00:29:38
Without it, you might think I sprang from a physicist and a chemist.
00:29:41
We come to a neutron star this last week,
00:29:44
and yet, in its own way, you know, I saw this last week, right?
00:29:47
Without a sentence can collapse into confusion, as if, you know,
00:29:51
not all of our audience watches all eight hours of our show.
00:29:54
So we live, right? Oh, no.
00:29:57
I'm just again,
00:29:58
sometimes it's the train, you know, I guess I guess I'll leave you.
00:30:02
Comma one humble.
00:30:03
If you were to walk down the street, collapsing into the middle.
00:30:07
A random stranger.
00:30:11
Also unnecessary.
00:30:13
You would have a greater chance of them being a lottery
00:30:16
winner than to have seen our latest show.
00:30:20
I just wanted to see us sharing it inside of sharing it inside of sharing.
00:30:23
Okay.
00:30:24
All right.
00:30:25
Oh, sorry. All right.
00:30:27
Sure.
00:30:28
Share. Yeah.
00:30:29
Okay. Well, here's here's where the asshole comes in.
00:30:31
Okay, old man.
00:30:32
No, it's not the asshole.
00:30:34
Yes, it's completely unnecessary.
00:30:36
I've pointed out many, many reasons in text specifically.
00:30:41
And the ones he gave also great reasons.
00:30:44
Notes that in the video, none of them were.
00:30:47
But as for travel is unnecessary
00:30:50
and a style choice, well, there was unnecessary.
00:30:54
Not necessary, by
00:30:56
definition, a choice of style.
00:30:59
That's it.
00:31:01
So you go on to talk
00:31:03
your horseshit about your, University of Phoenix,
00:31:07
very educated University
00:31:09
of Phoenix professor, in which you challenged remotely.
00:31:13
She had a legitimate you say you sent her an email.
00:31:17
Yeah, I did okay.
00:31:18
So you keep that's your hill to die and.
00:31:20
Oh, I have this this instance.
00:31:22
And where a college educated professor
00:31:25
kowtowed to my whims of Oxford commas or none.
00:31:30
Technically, we should probably use her style of writing,
00:31:34
since she was teaching us our style of writing.
00:31:37
So I think she was right.
00:31:39
Like she should not have,
00:31:42
folded.
00:31:44
I think I should ever change
00:31:46
my grade back to an A minus.
00:31:49
What's one thing that takes precedent
00:31:52
over all else in our society?
00:31:56
Money,
00:31:58
clothes, individual responsibility?
00:32:01
Capitalism?
00:32:03
Well, the destination time,
00:32:06
legal precedent, a fuck off hawking.
00:32:10
Larry.
00:32:11
Okay, Larry got Larry King in the house. Larry.
00:32:14
Take it away, sir.
00:32:15
All right. You would please Larry King.
00:32:16
Am I free to go? Yeah. Larry, take it away.
00:32:30
The Oxford comma, Gary.
00:32:32
And you're illiterate.
00:32:32
Nonsense about it being optional makes my blood boil.
00:32:36
It's not declaration, it's clarity.
00:32:37
Gary, stop calling it optional.
00:32:40
Leave it out and you're writing a ransom note, not a sentence.
00:32:43
It's clarity. It's precision.
00:32:45
It's English 101.
00:32:47
Gary, your Oxford comma doesn't matter.
00:32:49
Take. It's embarrassing.
00:32:51
Without it, a sentence can look like a clown car of meaning.
00:32:54
As the dairy drivers in Maine, who won 5 million bucks in overtime
00:32:58
in 2017, the dairy truck drivers challenge the state overtime law.
00:33:03
The statute said no overtime for workers doing, quote,
00:33:06
packing for shipment or distribution of perishable foods.
00:33:09
No comma between shipment and distribution.
00:33:11
The comma that cost $5 million.
00:33:15
It comes from Maine Statute 26, section 664, the overtime law.
00:33:20
It listed jobs exempt from overtime, canning, processing,
00:33:23
preserving, freezing, drying, marketing, storing,
00:33:26
packing for shipment or distribution of food.
00:33:28
No comma after shipment, the Maine Overtime law said.
00:33:31
No extra pay for workers
00:33:33
doing, quote, packing for shipment or distribution of perishable foods.
00:33:37
Look simple until you notice what's missing the little Oxford comma
00:33:41
after shipment. The Oxford comma matters.
00:33:44
Gary, your Oxford comma doesn't matter.
00:33:47
Take. It's embarrassing.
00:33:52
Hilarious.
00:33:53
And lack of a locked Oxford comma.
00:33:56
Cost dairy. 5 million.
00:33:58
Well, we just need to break down here is more or less,
00:34:01
specifically, where is it?
00:34:05
Where does it quote,
00:34:10
I love the thing without the Oxford,
00:34:12
without the Oxford comma, the line packing for shipment or distribution
00:34:15
could be referring
00:34:16
to packing and shipping as a single act, or as two separate tasks.
00:34:20
I just shit my pants.
00:34:22
Driver drivers argued that it reads as a single act, and since they didn't
00:34:25
actually do any packing, they shouldn't have been exempt from overtime pay.
00:34:30
May 1st Oxford comma wins.
00:34:33
Draw wins. You write the law.
00:34:36
I was right, you apologize.
00:34:39
No, end of argument.
00:34:42
Who were right? No, I was wrong.
00:34:44
I apologize.
00:34:45
That can be cited that that legal precedent can be cited.
00:34:49
And you could be sued for not using an Oxford comma.
00:34:55
I think there were greater issues than there.
00:34:58
And they were.
00:34:58
That's how you get
00:34:59
if they were really ripping off labor by $5 million, they really do.
00:35:03
They really should have been paying the.
00:35:08
Like, seriously, comma.
00:35:11
No, it had nothing to do with the Oxford comma.
00:35:14
I, but I'm gonna be us on this whole story, but, Well, look at this.
00:35:19
Hold on.
00:35:20
Look at this shit there.
00:35:21
But to prevent any any more Oxford comma drama, the main address drama,
00:35:26
I'm going to say exemption, replacing the punctuation with semicolon.
00:35:31
So they fucked us both over. Wow.
00:35:35
Yeah, yeah.
00:35:35
So there's, there's, like a semicolon, little comma.
00:35:38
You could even put it upside down.
00:35:40
Semicolon.
00:35:41
It, it's really shouldn't matter that it's punctuation.
00:35:47
Semicolon is punctuation grammar.
00:35:49
Or is it a separate thing than grammar?
00:35:52
You know,
00:35:52
those are the only two options in this case. Yes.
00:35:56
It's grammar.
00:35:58
I think these word
00:36:00
it's time to leave me.
00:36:01
I think
00:36:03
like we don't.
00:36:07
Well, long story short, Dawkins, he was right.
00:36:10
Let's start the show.
00:36:13
Ran says the new year technically doesn't start until spring.
00:36:16
It has nothing to do with religion.
00:36:20
This is how much these new Year they create.
00:36:22
You know, I like that nature.
00:36:24
I think maybe he's talking about nature.
00:36:26
Oh, yeah. Cultural thing.
00:36:29
Winter is definitely the end is Sunday, the first day of the last day.
00:36:33
People that created calendars, just the one we use is the most there are.
00:36:37
And it was created by the most prominent religion at the time.
00:36:40
And I don't care how the fuck do I do that?
00:36:42
I just hope we all stick to the same one.
00:36:44
Otherwise it's going to be a bit heavy to make.
00:36:46
Yeah, that's why. That's why I adhere to it.
00:36:49
So I know when to go to work.
00:36:50
That's the only reason.
00:36:52
Oh, if you're such an atheist, you should protest it. Come up
00:36:55
when people ask what day it is, be like, who cares?
00:36:58
What do you mean? Because you should do something.
00:37:00
It doesn't mean that you should do something.
00:37:02
Why are we going?
00:37:03
Why are we counting revolution?
00:37:05
You can do something. Doesn't mean you should do something.
00:37:07
No, no.
00:37:08
That seems like a counting sequence to of resources.
00:37:12
Yeah. To here.
00:37:14
Do you like a little child counting spinning around.
00:37:16
Look at you. One time.
00:37:17
Two time. Three time. Four time.
00:37:19
No. After spending two weeks at home
00:37:21
and not doing any work, going to work was rough.
00:37:25
Today, I was. What were you even.
00:37:27
What were you doing?
00:37:29
A mass reading on the couch.
00:37:30
Mostly the TMI.
00:37:34
They sure you tell me.
00:37:35
Yeah. No, not nearly exactly enough.
00:37:37
Which couch? Oh, the the one behind you.
00:37:41
Oh, no.
00:37:41
Hands on it.
00:37:43
I want to make sure I'm going to answer the door after you started.
00:37:46
Were they there before or after you started that I'm stuck in a puddle.
00:37:52
Is it muddy
00:37:54
and some muddy?
00:37:57
We cool off, queued up, but I don't.
00:38:00
What are we talking about?
00:38:01
Masturbating and the Oxford comma.
00:38:05
Let's break the train of thought with us.
00:38:07
We'll just go to this.
00:38:08
Okay, so, Brandy me to take me to you simply here,
00:38:13
you flip all my audio down through your own woman.
00:38:17
Yeah. So, brother, take it up with you.
00:38:20
I think you must have turned it down and then opened all these after you got.
00:38:23
Yeah.
00:38:24
Turn it up, close your browsing night till 10:00 or get to free talk.
00:38:28
What is this? Writing a podcast, not just a podcast.
00:38:30
Three hours unfiltered rants, jokes and brain busting banter.
00:38:33
Gary Brady to order cooking up truth nonsense.
00:38:35
You're watching it right now. Oh yeah. So good.
00:38:37
Three six chats.
00:38:39
Lighten up like the 4th of July we do.
00:38:41
We break into religion.
00:38:42
The world's 20:19 p.m.
00:38:44
eastern, just France.
00:38:46
You're watching this right now. Right now. Dig it.
00:38:51
Watching it right now.
00:38:52
Dig it.
00:38:53
It's funny.
00:38:53
I'd even call it episode 111 36.
00:38:57
All the people that shared, like and commented and subscribe
00:39:00
for the marathon,
00:39:05
that's all the all those stats are gone.
00:39:07
The algorithm, you know, if you subscribers are still there.
00:39:10
No, no, I don't do that.
00:39:12
Just we have to get so many chatters and so many other hours and whatnot.
00:39:17
If we want to be the
00:39:18
In the Rumble creator program, which I don't really give a shit.
00:39:21
But I thought it was fabulous content.
00:39:25
It was, I could not I was an avid.
00:39:27
I was glued to my screen.
00:39:30
It was here. My yeah, my phone died.
00:39:33
So I plugged in my phone and started watching on my tablet.
00:39:36
Tablet died.
00:39:37
Unplug my phone, put it back in the tablet and continued watching on the phone.
00:39:41
It was so much fun.
00:39:43
We only had one dropout to restart it once.
00:39:46
Nice.
00:39:48
Yeah, I noticed there were two.
00:39:51
Oh, it was two streams on one of the platforms.
00:39:55
Yeah, because it stopped at, like, and,
00:39:58
I don't know when it stop.
00:39:59
It stopped like 36 hours.
00:40:01
So then we had to do the last ten, right? Yeah.
00:40:03
They didn't have the same number of like same amount of time on both.
00:40:09
So I clicked on one or the other
00:40:12
and then the other or the one, but eventually.
00:40:16
Oh, you,
00:40:23
Thanks, Brady.
00:40:23
Yeah, I loved it. It got me fired up.
00:40:25
I wanted to write a really good monologue for today, and then my pen ran out,
00:40:29
so it's so stopped. Right.
00:40:31
These are fun to write things down I use my phone to.
00:40:36
I'm going to try that.
00:40:37
Do the show.
00:40:38
I do the show or so, like I've got other topics in my phone
00:40:44
that's not a tablet.
00:40:45
And I do have a tablet.
00:40:49
If only there was a way to get it.
00:40:53
Doesn't show up when I try to write with my phone.
00:40:55
Oh, wait a minute.
00:40:56
The main purpose of Niall is you have to rub harder.
00:40:58
You have to rub harder to use one of these when you write with your phone. Oof!
00:41:02
Oof! No, I just have one of those little my own fun.
00:41:07
Why not?
00:41:07
I was just turn it over in his gray right now.
00:41:10
No, you know what?
00:41:11
That's the first.
00:41:12
That's the second time I've ever pulled it out.
00:41:14
I took it out.
00:41:16
It ripped it out.
00:41:17
He he, oh.
00:41:20
Excuse me. Well, I took it out.
00:41:22
So what else did I share?
00:41:24
I shared soccer clips.
00:41:26
I thought we should start doing soccer clips for Stefan.
00:41:30
So? So it's up to soccer.
00:41:32
Like, I love Stefan, so he can't. Yeah,
00:41:36
he. Oh, look at my think.
00:41:38
Doesn't work. That doesn't work that way.
00:41:40
Mr. fucking Atheist over here trying to look at my soccer clips.
00:41:46
You got wrong, dude.
00:41:47
I only see one.
00:41:48
It says more soccer,
00:41:49
which would assume I would look, scroll up and find other soccer.
00:41:53
But yeah, soccer.
00:41:55
Some.
00:41:57
Two in a row.
00:41:58
They were consecutive.
00:42:01
Yeah.
00:42:01
Maybe my it's labeled kids on my thing but I updated it.
00:42:05
So maybe it's fucking up there like it's not kids.
00:42:07
No that's all right I got some involving his kids was a different one I did.
00:42:12
Those are two in a row as well.
00:42:14
No, there's one more.
00:42:16
So I hate kids and the other kids
00:42:20
don't check.
00:42:21
You can model on my phone right here. One.
00:42:25
There's only one soccer.
00:42:27
You guys went to Great Lakes Mall recently
00:42:31
I have one soccer is called more soccer bathroom by.
00:42:34
Yeah, father.
00:42:35
And now he's facing serious charges.
00:42:37
Catherine Huntley has the shocking video of the man being caught at a local mall.
00:42:42
A winter break trip to Great Lakes Mall.
00:42:44
She had to show up there on site, and, yeah, Earth this week.
00:42:49
I know how you're supposed that.
00:42:50
Like your Oxford comma police.
00:42:52
Where? Where's the Great Lakes Mall?
00:42:54
All around 1:30 p.m., the fucking,
00:42:56
a father called 911 after believing a man was recording his 11 year old.
00:43:00
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to say that.
00:43:03
Immediately found the man, later identified as 33 year old Joshua
00:43:07
Janowitz of Beachwood.
00:43:08
How are you gonna do it? Good.
00:43:10
So I'm not yet.
00:43:13
Lyrics like a fake, vulgar person.
00:43:15
Use like you're not going to do.
00:43:17
What's going on? I'm a real Auburn hills.
00:43:19
Yeah, okay, I thought so.
00:43:20
They.
00:43:20
It's, the fucking, like, crossing clear channels out the bathroom,
00:43:25
which is that, Auburn Hills and
00:43:28
you watched the recording.
00:43:31
Is that true?
00:43:32
Oh, that's. I had a bit of a cold.
00:43:35
Okay, I have a cold.
00:43:36
And then my phone came out and started filming on his penis.
00:43:39
It's a little, you know. Okay.
00:43:41
An officer directly asked Janowitz if he would see images of people's
00:43:45
private parts on his phone, to which he said, probably
00:43:48
when you look at your phone and we look for it
00:43:51
and you're going to show me, it's probably what you're describing,
00:43:55
which part of other individuals, okay, police said in a statement.
00:44:00
Urinating like reminder of the importance of properly so.
00:44:03
He rolled next to the child as if he was pissing.
00:44:05
Also, and I kind of did a colonias voyeurism.
00:44:09
He'll be in court next week and I'm outside the building.
00:44:11
Catherine Huntley, 19 news I went all the way to, Auburn Hills
00:44:16
to show you there wasn't even in the background.
00:44:17
It was not Great Lakes Crossing, so I don't know where she was.
00:44:20
She just decided to go outside just for the sake of it.
00:44:22
The hero's name.
00:44:26
Where are you supposed to walk?
00:44:26
Started?
00:44:27
Yeah. No. Yeah.
00:44:28
We should watch David.
00:44:31
You know, it sounds like a made up story.
00:44:35
Oh, David's a great story.
00:44:38
I'm going to have to just go to more soccer for you
00:44:40
because I don't like I said, you know, you'll you'll see.
00:44:43
Maybe you sent it to the other.
00:44:48
Oh. Right, right.
00:44:48
I don't sure, I don't see it.
00:44:50
Where's their soccer? I don't see soccer.
00:44:52
Oh it's soccer.
00:44:54
Well, definitely the soccer clip.
00:44:57
Where?
00:45:00
All over the entire screen.
00:45:02
I penetrate with paste.
00:45:04
See? Sport match the city, Arnold, Grealish and Bellingham.
00:45:07
He gets ecstatic to fill a title.
00:45:09
Defense surges and a Sabrina.
00:45:11
There is a magic wing play.
00:45:13
It's called Chelsea rely on structure because I didn't realize he was with pace.
00:45:17
I should have known to smash the city for Arnold Grealish and Bellingham Hugo
00:45:21
Eckert to feel a title defense is under Sabrina.
00:45:24
Irresistible magic a magic wing play expect what Chelsea will rely on.
00:45:28
Doesn't matter.
00:45:29
I, I, I make I'll make it over the city for honor
00:45:33
and Bellingham think I found a good title defense.
00:45:37
So 1 or 2 of those outfits I'm wing play my squad rely on.
00:45:43
You know you said why is this always muted?
00:45:44
I installed a plugin that is supposed to make it unmute.
00:45:48
But now I cannot muted your champions.
00:45:51
That's that's not that's a turn the volume down.
00:45:54
Can you just volume slider.
00:45:56
And no some of those apps they don't have them.
00:45:57
No. It went it went right up okay.
00:45:59
Promise I'll fuck that plugin
00:46:02
I'm and Bellingham.
00:46:03
Yeah it's better with the sound down. I think it's better with the sound down.
00:46:05
And then let me ask you this.
00:46:06
When I turn this on, do you see a little square with looking at this in your voice?
00:46:11
Really isn't doing much better.
00:46:12
I don't do it for you.
00:46:14
That's good. That means you're not.
00:46:15
Well, what was the question? So why are you get.
00:46:17
I said, do you see a little white circle
00:46:19
in the top of everybody's video on the show, or is it.
00:46:21
No. My screen,
00:46:23
those certain scantily clad outfits.
00:46:26
Great. And I can make things full screen.
00:46:28
Sweet. Yeah.
00:46:31
But so that's my soccer clip for the week.
00:46:34
I guess I only had one.
00:46:36
I still don't see anything soccer related.
00:46:37
I think we're just going to let that roll.
00:46:39
It's a soccer ball show where
00:46:42
those are soccer players I don't know.
00:46:45
You don't see the soccer ball or the soccer ball.
00:46:48
No. What.
00:46:51
Oh what are you looking at?
00:46:52
What direction?
00:46:54
Baseball.
00:46:58
What do you think I'm looking at?
00:47:00
I don't know if you don't see soccer.
00:47:02
You're not looking at my screen.
00:47:05
You guys.
00:47:05
Three balls.
00:47:08
I'm not going to look at your screen.
00:47:10
Okay, fine.
00:47:12
I was like, this game.
00:47:15
Oh, that is going to be a great clip.
00:47:18
Oh, I should go to Great Clips.
00:47:20
That reminds me. Yeah.
00:47:22
So going back to your monologue one more time ago, you mentioned.
00:47:26
Oh, please. Basically.
00:47:27
But I did kind of brushes there was cause and effect, I think.
00:47:31
Yeah. You know. Yeah. Right.
00:47:34
Chain of events. Yes.
00:47:36
If I drink, I have to piece. Right? Yes.
00:47:39
So where does that stop?
00:47:41
Where does that stop?
00:47:42
If you reverse time, where does
00:47:44
what does that stuff for you?
00:47:45
A lot of stars.
00:47:47
Divinity, the divine Jordan Peterson.
00:47:49
Okay. Sorry.
00:47:51
The first time,
00:47:54
I've got some JP reverse class, part of the Jew segment.
00:47:57
That's a rumble exclusive.
00:47:59
I got some more JP because you weren't able to answer for it
00:48:01
last week,
00:48:02
but depends on how much content there is and if you plan on sticking around.
00:48:05
So I don't know.
00:48:06
Okay.
00:48:07
Yeah, I can go right now.
00:48:11
But no, I'm.
00:48:11
I'm feeling feisty.
00:48:12
Let's go. Let's go.
00:48:14
Round two. It's not be feisty.
00:48:16
Rather not.
00:48:17
Come on, bring on
00:48:20
quite me for that bite. You.
00:48:23
Yeah.
00:48:23
Bite me.
00:48:25
I'm. Fuck you.
00:48:29
Oh, yeah.
00:48:33
I don't know why I'm relating that back.
00:48:34
Oh, there's Billy. So.
00:48:40
What do we do?
00:48:40
Oh, is your vacation in, the Florida Keys?
00:48:44
Oh, I thought it was, good.
00:48:47
It was great.
00:48:49
I hope the keys are kind of overrated, though.
00:48:50
Unless you're, I guess you.
00:48:51
Unless you're doing, like, some type of excursion where you're doing going out
00:48:55
and maybe seeing some reef and shit, but it might be that just.
00:48:59
Unless you got ability to do something private, you're just
00:49:02
you're just going to be stuck in a fucking boat with a bunch of
00:49:05
weird people that are all being touristy, and it just is kind of annoying,
00:49:09
I don't know.
00:49:09
Oh all right, I ended up getting a ticket, which was fun.
00:49:14
Yeah, yeah.
00:49:16
So we drove all the way down.
00:49:21
We're staying in Key Largo.
00:49:22
The next day, we drove all the way down to Key West and then all the way back.
00:49:26
Key was, was was busy, and it just wasn't really worth, like getting out
00:49:30
and, like, walking around and waiting to get a drink and or waiting to get
00:49:35
something to eat and waiting through a bunch of fucking people like, what?
00:49:40
So we just kind of walked around or not while we drove around,
00:49:44
took a picture in front of the big stupid beacon,
00:49:46
which they moved because they're redoing a whole thing,
00:49:48
and there's like a whole line of stupid people.
00:49:50
And so we just rolled up to the side
00:49:51
and just took a half ass picture from the side,
00:49:53
because we weren't going to wait like 30 minutes
00:49:54
to take a picture with a stupid beacon.
00:49:59
And so it was just it was just,
00:50:01
I guess if you were younger, I could see that being like,
00:50:03
hey, there's a there's a bunch of people and there's chicks and there's, you know,
00:50:07
whatever.
00:50:08
I could see that, I just thought it was better.
00:50:13
So much better.
00:50:14
And chicken was much more laid back where we were at even then, after
00:50:18
about after about two days, we were there for two, two and a half days.
00:50:22
It was kind of like, yeah, we've kind of done everything we can do here.
00:50:26
Nothing there, like nothing.
00:50:27
We kind of did it, you know?
00:50:29
But other than other than taking a excursion on a boat
00:50:33
and seeing some coral reef shit or whatever, but again, you're paying,
00:50:36
you know, a bunch of money
00:50:37
just to be plugged down a shitty dinghy with a bunch of other fucking assholes.
00:50:41
And it's like, I don't need to do that.
00:50:43
Maybe I would be inclined to, like, run it,
00:50:46
run a jetski in the future or something and tool that around.
00:50:49
But I just don't know those water as well.
00:50:51
And I know in the jetski riding on Lake Huron, like you, you,
00:50:55
you kind of got to know a little bit or at least,
00:50:58
you know, don't fuck around too much
00:50:59
because you don't know where there's shallow spots or
00:51:02
and then especially in the ocean, if you get if you fuck around, you know,
00:51:05
there's like sharks and shit that the shit can like kill you.
00:51:08
Like, I don't know. Yeah. Not really.
00:51:17
I mean, so there's.
00:51:18
It was good in the ocean.
00:51:20
Yeah. I,
00:51:23
my mentor and trainer there
00:51:26
at my Snapple job that I worked longer than any other job in my life.
00:51:31
His name was Tony Yusuf,
00:51:33
and, my first, my first year there,
00:51:37
he took a vacation to the Florida Keys,
00:51:41
and he came back in a plane box after,
00:51:45
tragic, jet ski accident.
00:51:49
Let's go.
00:51:50
Yeah.
00:51:52
There's some.
00:51:53
So I took a turn.
00:51:55
Yeah.
00:51:56
I mean, seriously, this this guy was mentoring me,
00:51:59
and I was excited to get back to my training.
00:52:02
When he got back, and, I was modeling my way through.
00:52:06
And sure enough, he did not come back.
00:52:10
On your way back from, the keys.
00:52:12
Did you go through Flagler County?
00:52:16
It was a flat.
00:52:16
No, but I've been, that's actually Flagler. I've got.
00:52:18
I've actually been to Flagler.
00:52:21
Flagler?
00:52:22
So I said Flagler.
00:52:24
All right, we've actually had that segment, I was there.
00:52:26
This is, draw 41 years old.
00:52:29
Was pulled over with a 15 year old in this truck.
00:52:32
Yeah.
00:52:36
Did you guys notice that the, the Captain Giggles
00:52:39
segment was a fledge tastic adventure of that he took running?
00:52:45
There you go.
00:52:45
And the woman trying to help.
00:52:50
So very given.
00:52:51
Well, hilarious that he got the other guy he has.
00:52:54
There's two, but we split up into three of them.
00:52:58
My wife took a man was sitting there going, oh, well, this is fortunate.
00:53:02
I'm just going to get in this truck and go.
00:53:06
Flagler County,
00:53:07
do they catch him or is this the Florida body cam video?
00:53:11
Okay. Yeah.
00:53:11
No, they caught him.
00:53:12
Cops will come. Oh, no. This is. Yeah.
00:53:14
Different body cams.
00:53:17
Oh, he was on his own.
00:53:18
Oh, my lord
00:53:20
of turf got him
00:53:22
from this place.
00:53:25
Whatever. You know, you get you
00:53:28
invading or looting, whatever it is.
00:53:31
Oh, yeah.
00:53:33
He just turned a stupid traffic stop into a felony.
00:53:35
Yeah, well, I'm sorry, not just a stupid traffic stop.
00:53:40
He's.
00:53:40
One of these people are 15, I think.
00:53:42
Are they're both trying to meet a 15 year old.
00:53:44
The pedophile.
00:53:46
You have to be more muted about it.
00:53:48
Yep.
00:53:49
I commuted. My.
00:53:53
How many classes back you got?
00:53:56
Two diamond. Yeah I will
00:53:59
I will take the one I was
00:54:02
his Dwayne you damn you got me but I'll take the rest from the woman.
00:54:06
By the way. Ten. Right.
00:54:08
I'm, Mama. Mama.
00:54:10
So he told me to give you.
00:54:12
You got my hand? Yes, I got your hand on me.
00:54:16
No, I did not.
00:54:17
They do give very confusing orders sometimes, dude.
00:54:20
They can be like, get on the ground. Don't move.
00:54:22
Get on the ground! Don't move. Get on the ground!
00:54:24
Don't move.
00:54:25
You're like, what am I supposed to never get on the ground?
00:54:28
I'm on, I nothing.
00:54:32
He got my floor. And then.
00:54:34
Not that I've been arrested enough times to know this, but here's a fun tip.
00:54:38
As soon as you're getting arrested, start yelling.
00:54:41
I'm not resisting. I'm not resisting. I'm not resisting.
00:54:44
I'm not resisting because they're going to start yelling, stop resisting.
00:54:48
Stop resisting.
00:54:49
No matter if you are or you are not
00:54:53
over your
00:54:54
face, then I mean, there's a natural reaction, right?
00:54:57
So that you just kind of feel it.
00:54:59
You're like, oh, I like it.
00:55:00
It's like you're like, restrain like, what are you beating you with something?
00:55:05
Stop resisting.
00:55:06
Let me punch you in the fucking head.
00:55:08
I got really good.
00:55:10
And I been in the chair for 15.
00:55:13
Yeah, you were right, I was wrong.
00:55:16
I apologize, I'll be right back.
00:55:17
Go find a new chapter.
00:55:20
My home folks can be going over whoever was in your fucking car. You.
00:55:25
When does the other car, the truck driver.
00:55:27
Okay, I am, I am not I think this is.
00:55:30
He ran a second time because the other guy left.
00:55:34
Have they realized if the car is gone yet?
00:55:36
They just.
00:55:37
They probably, like, book him. Don't even leave.
00:55:39
You forget there was a whole nother car involved
00:55:41
because, like, okay, we got him, but don't be hilarious.
00:55:44
What happened?
00:55:44
New year's, New Year's Eve was, was was on the
00:55:49
on the strip in Flagler, Florida.
00:55:51
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:55:53
Don't you watch the show? Oh.
00:55:56
Oh, you told the cop.
00:55:58
Did he bring the police up?
00:56:00
Holy shit.
00:56:01
That way.
00:56:03
You get him, get him.
00:56:05
He's like, oh, I know how to I know, I know what they're trying to do,
00:56:07
you motherfucker! Yeah, but you're going to take a picture.
00:56:10
I guess you still got, golf physics once you start
00:56:13
fishing over.
00:56:17
Well well well well well
00:56:18
well well well well well well well well well like right there.
00:56:22
Why don't you just start?
00:56:24
Let them just drive right on by.
00:56:25
I don't know.
00:56:29
So time
00:56:31
they go.
00:56:32
Should be stuffed.
00:56:35
We gotta turn around. Oh,
00:56:37
I forgot the oh, the money yet it.
00:56:40
I think it was interesting.
00:56:43
So keep going. Oh.
00:56:45
Dredge going. Oh.
00:56:54
I think it was.
00:56:55
I think the gunshots on the, into the.
00:56:57
Why would the Flagler County put a gunshot on the end of their videos?
00:57:02
That's like their sound effect
00:57:04
doesn't seem appropriate.
00:57:08
We want you to pay attention.
00:57:10
I can't afford to pay attention.
00:57:15
Nothing. No.
00:57:16
Just happened. No. Hello?
00:57:18
Hello.
00:57:19
I can't afford to pay attention. All.
00:57:24
Nope.
00:57:27
Okay.
00:57:30
We'll save the new sponsor for Rumble.
00:57:31
What is black.
00:57:33
There's just so many different funny labels here.
00:57:36
Okay. Yeah.
00:57:36
Should I do kids? Is that the fighting?
00:57:38
I like kids. Is it kids? Is good.
00:57:41
It's a revisiting.
00:57:42
Those, the boxing kids.
00:57:47
This is not the she I hoped for.
00:57:49
Spoiler alert. Guys,
00:57:52
I'm the kid.
00:57:52
I fucking she thinks kids.
00:57:55
God damn you.
00:57:57
None of these kids have it.
00:58:01
She's getting good, though.
00:58:02
Look at her.
00:58:05
Yeah.
00:58:06
Are you guys.
00:58:08
Let me see.
00:58:09
She sucker punched.
00:58:12
Yeah, he just took a dive, right.
00:58:16
Okay.
00:58:18
You know, let me let.
00:58:22
You know,
00:58:24
I understand they're Asian,
00:58:26
but I do admit that,
00:58:29
that would be appropriate if they were going to be black.
00:58:35
I'm not.
00:58:36
I'm so.
00:58:44
Does either of them ever.
00:58:45
When I was. Let's see.
00:58:46
That was a sucker punch that was started with a sucker punch.
00:58:50
Women. Yeah.
00:58:51
Cheaters.
00:58:54
Never in that.
00:58:55
And though.
00:58:56
At what time and what point in time did they change?
00:58:59
Cheaters never win.
00:59:00
The cheaters never prosper.
00:59:02
Oh, yeah, because cheaters sometimes win.
00:59:05
Cheaters always win.
00:59:07
Yeah.
00:59:09
Not always.
00:59:10
Do you ever cheat at solitaire? No.
00:59:16
You're cheating yourself at that point.
00:59:22
But again that's not the card I need to start
00:59:24
shuffling through like find the card.
00:59:26
You need to get you out of the
00:59:29
position.
00:59:30
The only time I ever cheated my mother would insist
00:59:33
that I turn three cards at a time.
00:59:34
Because that's how you play solitaire when I was little.
00:59:36
It is how you play.
00:59:39
And then when I don't get anything, I start turning it over to.
00:59:41
And then one.
00:59:43
But oh, that's just cheating.
00:59:44
Yeah, you don't do that.
00:59:46
You're supposed to lose.
00:59:49
And then it's case you lose the other way.
00:59:51
I'm going to lose this.
00:59:51
There's an ace buried underneath the the tallest pile.
00:59:55
Yeah.
00:59:55
Eventually I'll eventually I'll look there I win.
00:59:59
Oh, so you cheat yourself, but you also
01:00:01
win. So.
01:00:05
Yeah.
01:00:05
But it's it's dirty.
01:00:07
Is. You need a shower after that.
01:00:11
But you're your competitor.
01:00:12
Your opponent is completely complicit.
01:00:15
And that's acceptable to them too. So it's fine.
01:00:18
Do you
01:00:19
ever know play euchre where they allow cheating?
01:00:22
Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Yes.
01:00:25
Then technically it's not cheating.
01:00:27
You're allowed to renege.
01:00:29
But if you get caught, hold on.
01:00:32
It's 2.0.
01:00:33
You got to say that.
01:00:36
I put this on it to emphasize it's the guy.
01:00:41
Well he's he's.
01:00:45
Well read is a
01:00:49
just means to do it again an episode of the show the original
01:00:53
the original act of reneging is just nagging.
01:00:57
It's better if you really enunciate it and say, renege.
01:01:01
Make it sound like it will net of nig nag nag.
01:01:06
Never say you just say it wrong of nigga.
01:01:10
But you know it's wrong.
01:01:12
But it somehow is appropriate.
01:01:15
Okay, over over.
01:01:16
Enunciate the opposite under enunciate.
01:01:24
Is this a real rapper?
01:01:27
Wait, I can't do that.
01:01:28
We can't do it on YouTube.
01:01:29
Nevermind.
01:01:30
I mean, oh, is that any other question?
01:01:33
I have a question about my rap evolution.
01:01:35
I want to know if this certain guy's a his name is
01:01:39
gon gum. I don't know what it is.
01:01:41
Gon Gani gum.
01:01:45
I don't know if his name is.
01:01:46
If you recognize him, you'll know he's the supposedly the fastest rapper,
01:01:50
but it looks sped up.
01:01:52
Twist.
01:01:53
Oh wait, we'll go to Rumble.
01:01:54
I'll find something else to play now.
01:01:56
Oh, or did he really do it in one take?
01:02:00
I think for the Guinness Book of World Records,
01:02:02
they slow it down, make sure you're enunciating each syllable
01:02:07
and you have to do it in one tape for a certain amount of time.
01:02:11
That's for Guinness,
01:02:13
the beer company.
01:02:15
Okay.
01:02:23
Draw wars
01:02:26
horse.
01:02:28
Let's go!
01:02:30
Those horse roars.
01:02:34
Horse.
01:02:34
This is the cutest dog. Rapper.
01:02:37
Is it because they were Mexican?
01:02:41
Yeah.
01:02:41
He's Mexican, aren't you?
01:02:44
How do you know?
01:02:46
I declared it Guatemalan.
01:02:48
Puerto Rican. I decided.
01:02:50
I just assume because that's what you were saying, right?
01:02:53
Yeah.
01:02:55
Is it here legally?
01:02:57
No, it's not.
01:03:00
We live in a passion for that.
01:03:03
For what's.
01:03:06
Please, please, please fix me horse.
01:03:10
And therefore you.
01:03:12
Please, please.
01:03:14
Here it is.
01:03:15
Horse.
01:03:15
And please, please, please
01:03:19
0000.
01:03:23
Physics.
01:03:24
Let's see how her face looks this week.
01:03:26
This, somewhat annoyingly, wasn't my observation.
01:03:28
It's the title of a paper which recently appears, but every end does.
01:03:30
Also startling it seems like her eyes look like they're
01:03:34
a mask is changed on doing drugs.
01:03:37
The foundations of physics have been going through a big shift
01:03:39
for a couple of years now, but last year it's become going through some big shit
01:03:42
ideas for new physics I have dominated in the past decades.
01:03:45
All dead supersymmetry, string theory. Thank God.
01:03:48
That means no more fucking physics videos.
01:03:50
It's not like physicists have stopped working on dates entirely,
01:03:52
but I think most of them now realize something is really behind this.
01:03:56
So I think you you can see it on this channel, on YouTube at large.
01:04:00
You can see you popular science. We should do that.
01:04:02
Just aren't having it anymore.
01:04:04
I think that readers and watchers who are interested
01:04:05
in science have simply become tired.
01:04:07
I think Big Bang Theory ended and nobody cares.
01:04:09
Physicists say this or that is evidence for a new something,
01:04:12
and then you never hear anything about it again.
01:04:13
This has happened 35 years ago now just fall flat and wasn't
01:04:17
the beginning well, but it definitely made normal people damage the reputation.
01:04:22
Interested in physicists?
01:04:23
I am here on YouTube rather than in an office session.
01:04:26
I think the physics research should actually be good,
01:04:29
but the era that's still here though physics are gone.
01:04:32
Comic books are here to stay new.
01:04:33
That doesn't fit into the standard model of particle physics.
01:04:35
Physicists now no longer have an excuse to claim
01:04:38
that there is anything new to be discovered at higher energies,
01:04:40
not until 12 more orders of magnitude in energy, at least.
01:04:43
The Chinese, by the way,
01:04:44
have decided they won't build a bigger particle collider.
01:04:46
Does that mean they're going to stop working on shit like this?
01:04:48
Just go to boner pills and hair transplants
01:04:50
to not discover anything new, and that probably isn't unachievable.
01:04:53
The Chinese are keen on remains to be seen whether the Europeans are dumb enough
01:04:56
to pour money into this.
01:04:57
If you believe European
01:04:59
are the authors of the new paper, a group of three philosophers
01:05:02
put it this way
01:05:02
while the field of particle physics once thrived
01:05:05
under the guidance of theory, our analysis because they threw money at it
01:05:08
when they did, when it was thriving, has become more crucial.
01:05:11
That's philosophers speak for maybe now rather not to be like Mr.
01:05:15
obvious captain obvious.
01:05:18
All the people that were throwing money at physics for the last,
01:05:21
what, 50 years are now throwing money at AI? Duh.
01:05:25
Well, yeah.
01:05:25
Ironic.
01:05:26
On the one hand, they figured out the first thing
01:05:29
I said was stop fucking with physics.
01:05:33
You don't need knowledge. Just.
01:05:34
Just let us do everything for you.
01:05:36
It's the way from inventing for a long evening, for
01:05:39
I've been hoping for all the other servers causing me a problem.
01:05:42
Because it's the data scientist want me to talk about.
01:05:44
They're going to be so vast and so many.
01:05:46
We're just calling them black cubes now.
01:05:48
Now, then they're going to build them,
01:05:49
and then they're going to get massive, and then they're going to start
01:05:51
getting protected and thicker and thicker concrete.
01:05:54
The next thing you know, it's going to be a catastrophe.
01:05:55
And the only thing that's going to be left are these little obelisks and monoliths.
01:06:00
And then
01:06:01
2004 thousand, 6000 years, we're going to go,
01:06:05
was that actually aliens or that's something cool.
01:06:07
And it was just a bunch of data, the bunch of zeros and ones stacked together.
01:06:12
This is why, as you've probably noticed, I'm now talking more about experimental
01:06:16
than theoretical physics, tech developments
01:06:18
or related areas where we actually see progress.
01:06:20
Hey, I did not watch this either.
01:06:21
By the way, but I just said that she just likes
01:06:23
because it's not as easy as saying, oh, everything is nonsense.
01:06:26
Some people do really good work.
01:06:28
So the good news is, it's not the craziest and most speculative is easy to say.
01:06:31
Everything is nonsense.
01:06:33
The bad news is, I don't think physicists learned the lesson.
01:06:36
I'm afraid they're just shifting their pseudoscientific theory production
01:06:39
elsewhere, away from high energy particle physics.
01:06:41
Onto what astrophysics and cosmology.
01:06:42
Where are they now invented to remote viewing?
01:06:44
To explain nothing in particular found,
01:06:46
the Greek archive has become a hellhole of modified gravity.
01:06:49
The other problem is not saying we need experimental guidance.
01:06:51
Bunch of other strategy because we cottage industries which experiments to finance.
01:06:56
Somehow I think that the entire reason
01:06:57
we have this stagnation in the foundations of physics
01:06:59
is that we've made about decisions about which experiments to do.
01:07:02
Focusing too much on is LHC related to THC.
01:07:05
More than a decade now that physicists,
01:07:07
the foundations should currently focus on testing quantum gravity
01:07:09
on the measurement problem in quantum mechanics of low energy.
01:07:12
Why is it a priest? Do you?
01:07:13
Her eye is about as bad as Captain Gales massive objects in quantum superpositions.
01:07:19
Why was the Pope, dude? Hold on. Real.
01:07:21
But all in all, focus on testing.
01:07:24
This makes no sense.
01:07:25
Reaching for more than a oh, preaching.
01:07:26
I get it, she said here, but currently focus on testing.
01:07:29
She said the physicists have been preaching quantum and blah
01:07:33
blah blah, quantum gravity, quantum measurements.
01:07:35
So she asked I to make a preacher.
01:07:37
And there are a few experiments on this.
01:07:39
Now. There are some experiments.
01:07:40
There's Gary. Wait, massive.
01:07:42
That's from our video that guys Gary, it is me too much higher up top.
01:07:48
Well I tried to stop it before the hair showed.
01:07:50
Do you test quantum gravity with massive objects in quantum superpositions?
01:07:54
Or to test whether Penrose's gravitational induced collapse is real, but to test
01:07:57
whether I like it when they test whether this if we took those 40 billion
01:08:01
for the bigger collider
01:08:02
and invested it into experiments designed to solve these two problems, I'm
01:08:06
sure it's like farming us with relevance for technological applications
01:08:09
within 20 years.
01:08:10
So if you have a few billions lying around, you know, give me a call.
01:08:16
All right.
01:08:17
As 1586333.
01:08:21
Hello.
01:08:23
Hi, Ellen.
01:08:26
It's Larry.
01:08:27
Okay, tell me more,
01:08:30
Oh, wow.
01:08:32
That was a good one.
01:08:33
Her eyes look like they have plastic over a marching band was the flamethrower.
01:08:36
I like the red cardigan. She's.
01:08:39
Oh, upgrade my subscription or join.
01:08:41
Have you to buy?
01:08:42
She's. Hi.
01:08:43
Curiosity. Whoa.
01:08:45
If you just totally.
01:08:46
You know what I like change. Yeah, she change the way she looks.
01:08:48
Oh, I could go back.
01:08:49
She's I dude, she's just talk.
01:08:51
She's prompting her fucking videos now.
01:08:54
It's like, make a video of me talking about allergies.
01:09:00
She allergic to mohair
01:09:02
to learn more about science.
01:09:03
But it only gets you so far.
01:09:05
If you want to take your scientific.
01:09:07
Oh, is that the command?
01:09:07
I think that's cool that she got a phone.
01:09:12
That is pretty cool.
01:09:13
I mean, what did you tell them?
01:09:18
Let's connected.
01:09:19
It is.
01:09:21
Oh, work.
01:09:22
Hello? Yeah,
01:09:24
if you open it up, is there a tape
01:09:26
called 5863 or it's three.
01:09:29
Yeah. Oh,
01:09:31
my lord, there's an answering machine.
01:09:33
Yeah.
01:09:34
That's an answer to one day it's got it's got one tape to say hi.
01:09:37
We can't come to the phone right now.
01:09:39
And another tape to record.
01:09:42
I, you know, we should probably figure out how to listen to those.
01:09:47
Let's try something recorded.
01:09:49
There's a tape. Yeah.
01:09:51
I answered the
01:09:52
phone the other day and my family member, who shall remain nameless,
01:09:56
said, oh, shit, I didn't think you were going to answer the phone.
01:09:59
I wanted to leave you a message.
01:10:03
You say, well, hang up and you call.
01:10:05
Yeah.
01:10:06
I was like, yeah.
01:10:06
I was like, okay, cool, don't.
01:10:10
Don't.
01:10:11
No problem.
01:10:12
I don't want to talk to you either.
01:10:14
Was was her name draw?
01:10:17
You didn't want to share anything with them?
01:10:20
No. Not if they don't want to share anything with me.
01:10:23
If you want a large.
01:10:27
We no share anything with share?
01:10:31
What was her name?
01:10:32
Share to it. Ready? Or should I pull it up?
01:10:35
Okay.
01:10:35
Is that a segueing?
01:10:40
God damn it!
01:10:44
First, spare a little love.
01:10:45
Maybe a dollar. Share it with share.
01:10:47
Spare little sugar. Just a smidge for sharing.
01:10:50
Oh, you got a dollar you can share with a superstar.
01:10:52
Foreign. Honey, could you spare a little love?
01:10:54
Maybe a dollar.
01:10:55
Shall we share?
01:10:56
No. Oh, no. Sorry.
01:10:58
Oh, the heartbreak.
01:11:00
Sprinkle for sharing sugar.
01:11:02
Oh, sorry.
01:11:04
Good, good. Doesn't pay for sequins, sweetie.
01:11:05
No, no.
01:11:06
Oh, is that a no no no no, I'm an atheist.
01:11:09
Because, baby, without God, there is no sharing.
01:11:11
I'd about you to share a little love. Share a little cash.
01:11:13
Oh, no. Are you atheist because you don't want to share?
01:11:16
I know without God there'd be no sharing the lady leopard.
01:11:19
No, darling, you won't share either.
01:11:22
Are you an atheist?
01:11:23
Because people who don't share, they never met God.
01:11:26
Oh, this
01:11:28
survival of the fittest.
01:11:29
I'd be a fool to share.
01:11:31
I clutch every time like a raccoon.
01:11:33
Was that a no, no, no, I no, I'm an atheist.
01:11:36
Because baby, without God there is no sharing.
01:11:38
And this code is proof love.
01:11:40
Here I'll share another non-sequitur.
01:11:44
Good grief,
01:11:47
where you share.
01:11:49
Yep. So survival of the fittest.
01:11:52
What is sharing come into
01:11:56
that realm?
01:11:58
Oh, I can explain that.
01:12:00
Survival doesn't really only depend on individuals.
01:12:04
It's it's more,
01:12:07
a collection of individuals, and sharing helps.
01:12:12
There are, I think it was bats.
01:12:15
It might have been birds, but, but like, I think it was vampire bats
01:12:20
they give back to their, their hive and, someone who had a, healthy gorge on
01:12:26
some blood will regurgitate some blood for their starving friends
01:12:31
so that more of them survive, because a healthy community of bats
01:12:36
is better for the individual.
01:12:39
Well, it's good for the goose is good for the gander.
01:12:41
So, they actually share
01:12:45
their feast when, when some of their,
01:12:48
their comrades don't get as much eat.
01:12:54
They do this correct in nature.
01:12:56
Yeah. God did that. Yeah.
01:12:57
God did.
01:13:00
As was,
01:13:03
like a first mover sort of thing, I don't understand.
01:13:08
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding on that one.
01:13:09
The survival of the fittest. But.
01:13:11
So you do bring up a point.
01:13:13
But in a situation where there's
01:13:16
limited resources and people are things are dying.
01:13:20
There becomes a survival of the fittest adage.
01:13:23
There is a non sharing
01:13:26
experience, is there not?
01:13:27
Yeah, there's always a shared ending.
01:13:30
Do you always go, no, eat me if I'm dying, please.
01:13:34
Right.
01:13:35
There were cultures where it like in the lean times,
01:13:38
they would send the elderly out into the wilderness to die.
01:13:43
I would appreciate they would need them.
01:13:47
No. Well, then in some cases, yes, I guess you don't.
01:13:52
But you meat.
01:13:54
No, no.
01:13:56
I think it'd be more to mainly just euthanize them, but,
01:14:01
But usually they're much more cruel than that.
01:14:05
Like, buried alive, drowned,
01:14:07
burned to death or released into the wild.
01:14:11
So is there
01:14:14
when you're talking about sharing and you're sharing,
01:14:17
over the course of history.
01:14:20
Yeah, that's a good thing, right?
01:14:22
If people are all sharing the same thing and everyone's loving it
01:14:26
and they're all down with it and everyone's sharing it and it's great,
01:14:31
it's all good thing that all it's not all good.
01:14:33
There's a there's a flip side of that coin and I know.
01:14:36
So religion religion is shared and shared for as long as there's always a story.
01:14:42
So why is this not.
01:14:43
Why is this looked at in your opinion as something that's negative?
01:14:46
If anything is shared the longest, has the most credibility in my opinion.
01:14:52
The Spanish, shared
01:14:55
their Christianity with Mexico, but at gunpoint,
01:14:59
and and now
01:15:04
90% of Mexico is Roman Catholic,
01:15:08
so it is a good one.
01:15:11
There was one nation that is a the largest majority.
01:15:15
One religion is, say, one nation without saying one nation under God.
01:15:19
Please, over God.
01:15:22
They are the largest,
01:15:26
you know, percentage, one religion of any country.
01:15:30
And they were offered up Christianity at gunpoint.
01:15:36
So, I mean, I've heard it claim that that
01:15:38
or done went on in the past as well when, you know, churches ran everything.
01:15:42
If you weren't a believer, right, you were exiled
01:15:46
more or less a Scientology type situation.
01:15:48
Right? That.
01:15:51
If you're that why religion got so big.
01:15:54
If you're down with Sharon forceful nature.
01:15:57
Make sure Sharon's down with you.
01:15:59
Sharon Osborne.
01:16:03
Sharon means Karen.
01:16:07
Shit.
01:16:07
I, I did hear about the dead internet theory this week.
01:16:12
What I like about it is did is the abbreviation,
01:16:17
the youth group that I was a part of in my childhood.
01:16:20
We called ourselves disciples in training. Did
01:16:26
you? We.
01:16:28
And we had PG 215.
01:16:32
No, I know, I, I started PG 215.
01:16:37
It's prayer group 215 we met in my, my health
01:16:43
teacher's classroom because she let us and,
01:16:46
we had our little prayer group meeting her.
01:16:50
No, No.
01:16:53
What's wrong with you?
01:16:56
02I don't don't why?
01:16:59
What's all these threats? Okay.
01:17:01
Do we have that much time?
01:17:04
Oh, did you guys try to wear matching shirts?
01:17:10
Is jerseys more like a teal or an aquamarine?
01:17:14
And Brady's is a light blue?
01:17:16
You're an asshole.
01:17:17
It's Honolulu blue.
01:17:19
Oh, no.
01:17:20
I like your color.
01:17:22
It's hard to define No man's Sky.
01:17:24
His is Honolulu blue.
01:17:27
I've got a blue shirt on sky and another blue shirt on.
01:17:32
And another red shirt on.
01:17:35
And lab coat and an electric coat.
01:17:37
That would be awesome.
01:17:39
You need to bring back the fucking Obi wan look.
01:17:43
Oh, yeah.
01:17:43
With the. Yeah.
01:17:45
Have to wear that sweater.
01:17:46
Yeah yeah yeah with the.
01:17:48
Yeah yeah with the. Yeah.
01:17:50
But with the look for our younger, more moronic, stupid viewers.
01:17:53
Not me of course. What is non sequitur mean.
01:17:56
This does not follow that.
01:17:59
Oh, this isn't going to be good. Then
01:18:04
if this does follow that zero
01:18:05
is that between 11 and 13,000 years ago, the human population came.
01:18:11
It looks like Randall Curl breath of becoming extinct.
01:18:14
It's now.
01:18:14
Well thank you.
01:18:15
Looks like Gary, my drum teacher.
01:18:18
Simultaneously 80s
01:18:20
and, He look just like that.
01:18:22
I wish I could pull it up.
01:18:24
Radiocarbon dating of human pictures of community, of campsites, of places
01:18:28
where people congregate and lived for generations,
01:18:32
leaving the archeological record in the rock record.
01:18:35
The evidence in the form of radiocarbon dating, datable organic material,
01:18:40
and it all stopped suddenly and over this layer, over these,
01:18:44
these events is a black layer.
01:18:47
It has been referred to as the black mark.
01:18:50
Below that black mark, you also find the bones
01:18:55
of gigantic extinct species of animals that inhabited the earth
01:18:59
for of thousands, sometimes millions of years.
01:19:02
They disappear at the same time
01:19:06
as the human artifacts disappear.
01:19:07
And Kathy, the whole thing when they are just black map layer.
01:19:12
Why is it black shit us out?
01:19:14
It's black because it contains a lot of carbonaceous material.
01:19:18
I thought you were going to say,
01:19:19
what is the source of that kind of alongside under 10,000.
01:19:23
And in the bottom of that black man, there's a black man.
01:19:27
Every time something gets ruined, it's always got to be black.
01:19:30
Be black can only be created under intense,
01:19:33
unbelievably powerful regimes of pressure.
01:19:36
And finally, say, regimes.
01:19:39
You're finding microscopic ways.
01:19:41
If you know the story of some that made it
01:19:44
so unnatural, which is where the dinosaurs disappeared.
01:19:48
65 everybody line up. Ready? Here we go. We're going to go.
01:19:50
Pound the dirt, pound the dirt.
01:19:53
Big right now knows that the almost certain
01:19:55
cause of their disappearance from the Earth was something from space.
01:19:59
Now guess what they found at the bottom of the black mat layer.
01:20:02
But iridium.
01:20:04
Iridium. Okay,
01:20:07
may I also may I suggest that if something destroys
01:20:09
the entire world that it comes from
01:20:12
above, not below?
01:20:16
More than likely you think something's
01:20:17
going to bubble out from the Earth and destroy it, or you think something,
01:20:21
volcanic activity could do it.
01:20:23
An earthquake? I think you're wrong.
01:20:25
Because the thing in my life
01:20:26
time rocks fly by all the time with near misses of earth,
01:20:30
it strikes the Earth, but then it causes the earth to fly up from underneath.
01:20:34
And, Oh, yes, but but, you know, this causes the earth to destroy itself.
01:20:40
It's the second cause, though.
01:20:41
The first cause was the thing from the sky hitting magma.
01:20:50
No shear.
01:20:52
Not, I don't know, magma.
01:20:53
Was that Doctor Evil?
01:20:55
There was.
01:20:57
I have atheist Christmas carols.
01:20:58
I have that rap guy.
01:21:01
I have a large jet noise coming in because I forgot to stop this video.
01:21:06
Oh, God. Do you guys hear that?
01:21:07
You don't hear the jet say no, no, I hear Bob.
01:21:11
I don't know nothing about it.
01:21:13
Facebook does it all the time.
01:21:15
I don't like Facebook.
01:21:17
What's this in this?
01:21:20
Well,
01:21:21
do you see that is the four different characters
01:21:25
that sold Cookie Crisp.
01:21:28
And you know how there's no more Hamburglar with McDonald's anymore?
01:21:33
Well, it was the cookie crunch.
01:21:36
One of the dogs had a had a black mask.
01:21:40
So he was like the cookie dog cook,
01:21:43
but now it's a dog or a wolf.
01:21:46
But there's two.
01:21:47
There's a dog and a wolf and the robber dog and the cookie crisp cookie.
01:21:52
Cookie.
01:21:54
So the four stages of Cookie Crisp advertising.
01:21:59
I love Cookie Crisp, by the way.
01:22:00
I had the, the robbers and the dog, but, in my in my,
01:22:06
in my universe, my Mandela effect, right?
01:22:09
Yeah. Exactly.
01:22:10
Like, I don't know where the other dog comes from or, well, I will say
01:22:16
the breakfast, the whole breakfast cereal game is is a complete racket.
01:22:20
It's. Oh, yeah. For you.
01:22:21
It's to get you to stop masturbating.
01:22:23
We went over at a complete breakfast.
01:22:27
Kellogg's is a motherfucker.
01:22:28
Part of this completely records other show you, like, literally
01:22:32
model.
01:22:33
The dairy board and the orange juice industry are in cahoots.
01:22:37
They told us breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
01:22:40
That is malarkey, because evolutionarily speaking,
01:22:43
we would wake up starving and we would push and fasting and shit.
01:22:48
Yeah, yeah, now we do.
01:22:50
Anyway is cool.
01:22:53
But no, you could make it most of the day without eating.
01:22:56
But, if you don't score something by noon, you might have a rough, rough afternoon.
01:23:03
Well, that looks exactly.
01:23:06
I have a 50 minute video and a 40 minute video.
01:23:09
I'm not sure how I'm going to do this.
01:23:11
Both of those,
01:23:13
they have going to be really easy.
01:23:15
So 123456, 789 ten.
01:23:17
I literally feel like 17 or 18.
01:23:19
Food mandala effects
01:23:21
that I hadn't heard most of them, but they some of them blew my mind.
01:23:25
Okay, I'm trying to grab it. Let's.
01:23:28
Yeah. Let's review.
01:23:29
Let's, let's go through this.
01:23:33
Hello and welcome to my massive compilation of food mental effects.
01:23:36
Okay.
01:23:37
Let's talk about we're going to skip around specifically the green ones.
01:23:40
What is the flavor of the green Haribo gummy bears?
01:23:44
Anyone? Bueller?
01:23:45
I literally just eat, gummy you.
01:23:47
You want it to be lime, but it's going to be strawberry.
01:23:52
No one
01:23:52
wants a lime gummy bear, so I or watermelon.
01:23:56
Why'd you change it?
01:23:57
Because watermelon makes sense.
01:23:59
If if you're like most people who remember these being lime flavored.
01:24:03
But as it turns out, they're actually strawberry.
01:24:06
In fact, if you go to the comments of any video or post it,
01:24:09
the only reason I knew that is because they actually have all strawberry
01:24:12
and I and I was it attracted to me because I was like, ooh, green,
01:24:15
I like apple or lime.
01:24:16
And I looked and I was like, oh, strawberry right? Yes.
01:24:20
Apple could be the second.
01:24:22
So yes, about this strange attract people confused by this.
01:24:26
What are the red ones?
01:24:29
The color entries are now
01:24:31
red is raspberry, yellow is raspberry.
01:24:34
Orange is seemingly obviously orange.
01:24:37
White is pineapple.
01:24:38
And last but most confusingly, green is strawberry.
01:24:42
Does this sound right to you or has something changed?
01:24:45
Let me hear.
01:24:47
Here's a public spelling Mandela Effect
01:24:49
I want your opinion on the fairly well known pickle brand Clawson.
01:24:52
How is it spelled?
01:24:54
A lot of people seem to remember
01:24:55
it being spelled with a K, while others remember it being spelled with a C.
01:24:59
I wouldn't normally cover something like this, but apparently enough
01:25:01
people are.
01:25:02
This is the C I want to say.
01:25:05
Yeah, the K looks odd to me.
01:25:06
That one's that one.
01:25:07
And I want to say C
01:25:09
it's c.
01:25:11
I think there was another brand that started with a k day,
01:25:15
because out there kosher recognizes things.
01:25:18
You dislike it.
01:25:20
How many do you already know?
01:25:21
These are this one got, bite sized smoked sausages,
01:25:25
these tiny what are they called?
01:25:29
A little so used to get them.
01:25:31
Yeah, a little.
01:25:32
Were they little smokies?
01:25:33
Little smokies. There it is. Yep.
01:25:35
So glad you said that.
01:25:38
Yeah, we used to get them.
01:25:39
Well, and, treats are produced by a Hillshire Farm
01:25:41
and have been sold in the United States for nearly 100 years.
01:25:43
So what are some, like, what do you remember these things like?
01:25:47
That's the Dave Mandela effect I called little smokies.
01:25:49
Little smokies or little Smokies.
01:25:52
Oh, it one of the first to.
01:25:54
I'm sure you're getting tired of me dropping these weird bombs.
01:25:57
It's not your fault.
01:25:58
You sounding the little, fat little. Yes.
01:26:01
Yeah, little.
01:26:02
It's little.
01:26:03
Well, but we have some crunch.
01:26:06
It's that.
01:26:06
Yeah, that's the apostrophe again.
01:26:09
Cat. Right.
01:26:10
But little lit little is little red.
01:26:14
So we made it little.
01:26:17
Well,
01:26:19
these are fun.
01:26:21
There's, this guy where he wears does he wears.
01:26:25
I don't know how to ask this.
01:26:26
Oh, it's a fork.
01:26:27
It's got six times that fork does this ridiculous.
01:26:32
Does he wear anything that makes him recognizable?
01:26:35
Yes. Yeah.
01:26:36
The frosted tips.
01:26:39
Oh, that shirt with the fire on it.
01:26:41
The other visor.
01:26:43
Is that so?
01:26:43
All right, so he wears a shirt with a fire on it in any of the shows.
01:26:47
This one did get me they. But this is weird.
01:26:50
Also silly,
01:26:51
because if you're not in the timeline of these that you would
01:26:53
it would be ridiculous.
01:26:54
But a lot of people think he wears a some kind of visor visor with fire on it,
01:26:59
which I thought was stupid because I've never seen with a visor.
01:27:02
But then listen to this.
01:27:04
Yes or no, what conclusion did come to yes?
01:27:07
Well, if you did, then you're absolutely not correct.
01:27:09
It turns out he has never won a visor ever. Like, ever
01:27:12
before.
01:27:12
That didn't surprise me.
01:27:13
This part you got your in your head you to like a visor there
01:27:15
because you're doing alone.
01:27:16
It's why you find 2001.
01:27:19
Does Guy Fieri wig visors online?
01:27:22
Why did there?
01:27:23
Why would there be costumes to dress up as Guy Fieri?
01:27:27
Just so high blond hair, but also a visor or a backwards
01:27:32
visor transmission from your head to the.
01:27:36
All right.
01:27:37
But I mean, I have some wigs.
01:27:38
They didn't come with visors.
01:27:40
I have a wig right here.
01:27:42
No it does. It did come with haddock.
01:27:44
Or do you remember the food pyramid when you were like in elementary school?
01:27:47
Yeah.
01:27:47
That's why it's just like, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
01:27:51
And supplies, like, it's more rice.
01:27:55
All right, let's be more specific.
01:27:58
Do you think the food pyramid came out 1970s, 1980s and 1990s or 2000 80s? 80s?
01:28:04
Turns out
01:28:05
the food pyramid started appearing in American schools in 1992.
01:28:09
We never saw the food pyramid, Gary.
01:28:11
Maybe George did, but we didn't.
01:28:14
I mean, not in school.
01:28:15
I had graduated before the fruit food pyramid.
01:28:17
I know that's not true.
01:28:18
Not my timeline either.
01:28:19
That one through me, I'm like, wait, what?
01:28:22
I remember saying how like the food pyramid that I learned was wrong.
01:28:25
It was basically like, eat a whole bunch of fucking grains,
01:28:28
which is basically turns to sugar, get fat, eat a bunch of carbs,
01:28:33
a couple of handfuls of fruit, vegetables, and like a tiny cut of meat.
01:28:36
And you should be good at it.
01:28:39
And then I swear, I remember when they changed it, but apparently not.
01:28:43
We don't care about this one.
01:28:44
We don't care about that one.
01:28:47
These are
01:28:47
all from other countries that I'm skipping.
01:28:51
That one.
01:28:51
We don't care.
01:28:53
And I didn't really look at any past here.
01:28:55
Froot loops
01:28:57
I remember this one because I remember thinking, well, it's
01:28:59
not fruit, so they can't actually spell it like fruit.
01:29:01
Do you think match the loops?
01:29:04
Yeah, it's always been fruit to me, not fruit.
01:29:09
Well, because they also they don't actually don't use fruit.
01:29:11
So they couldn't have but. Right.
01:29:13
That's what I thought when I was a kid.
01:29:14
That's what I just said. Yeah.
01:29:16
Oh Eminem's what's the song for Eminem's
01:29:20
melts in your mouth.
01:29:21
Not in your hands.
01:29:24
So this one is weird because you're correct, but you're not correct.
01:29:27
Darn it.
01:29:29
They melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
01:29:31
Right? Yeah. There's.
01:29:32
It's the chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
01:29:35
But I was like, oh,
01:29:36
because the candy coating does it does mess with your hands, though.
01:29:39
It really does.
01:29:42
You're not yourself when you're hungry.
01:29:44
Snickers slogans are used again,
01:29:47
and in your hand the chocolate melts in your mouth,
01:29:51
but C melts in your mouth, not in your hand is part of it.
01:29:54
So fuck off.
01:29:56
That one's pretty obvious to me.
01:29:57
That's not a mandela effect.
01:29:59
I know none of them are, but it's fun to think right?
01:30:01
More foreigner, one more foreigner.
01:30:05
I wasn't old enough to know, but apparently everyone remembers.
01:30:07
What's the monkey from? Door? Boots.
01:30:11
Boots? Right?
01:30:12
Oh, I don't know.
01:30:13
Anyone remembers a boots?
01:30:15
Ice cream, but it never existed.
01:30:17
I don't that meant nothing to me.
01:30:19
Oh, it sounds weird at first, but this has become a pretty big deal.
01:30:24
This would be the American equivalent of the Doritos.
01:30:26
Ready?
01:30:26
No. Foreigner, this foreigner.
01:30:28
Like the behavior
01:30:31
in 2001, just got it.
01:30:33
Founded by a foreigner.
01:30:35
You some kind of I support Bob has back in 1926
01:30:39
and was No, I'm not anti-foreigner.
01:30:40
I just never had fucking crispy crackers
01:30:42
or whatever the fuck they were talking about in England.
01:30:45
Something's wrong with.
01:30:46
Here's a Taco Bell one.
01:30:48
Let's see.
01:30:48
The Taco Bell will end with a SS.
01:30:50
Gives us 53,000 results. Meaning.
01:30:53
Oh, how are how are that kind of avocado spelled?
01:30:56
I have no.
01:30:57
Yeah, I thought it was.
01:30:57
I thought it was. It was.
01:31:00
Yeah.
01:31:00
I don't know, man.
01:31:05
It is a packet of it.
01:31:06
It's as if they just disappeared.
01:31:08
Something here. Wait. What?
01:31:10
You know, help everyone else out on line.
01:31:12
Let's settle this in the call, please.
01:31:13
My fingers. So here's a possible solutions.
01:31:15
Nothing had water in the molars. Misremembered.
01:31:17
What do they 200, I remember this one.
01:31:20
These things. You ever seen these things?
01:31:22
Yeah. No.
01:31:23
Taco Bell had won the counter.
01:31:25
No, they have a bunch of places and things like that,
01:31:28
but everyone remembers them filled with water.
01:31:31
And they were, oh, water. Nope.
01:31:35
Fine. One.
01:31:36
Yeah.
01:31:37
There's a lot of maybe like that exact Taco Bell one.
01:31:40
Yeah, there was plenty of similar devices.
01:31:43
The reason that they would do water is because it would change the way that the
01:31:47
I agree, I people, all the internet sleuths
01:31:50
have tried to find any record of it and it doesn't.
01:31:52
They haven't found any sort of water in them.
01:31:57
Well, once I or any of that drains out and then that type, I couldn't.
01:32:01
There's no water.
01:32:02
If you find one of the common water with a salt,
01:32:05
your odds are.
01:32:08
No, because this go straight straight in.
01:32:11
So it's going to like,
01:32:14
I, I was on the descent.
01:32:17
I threw a dime on a glass plate at the Michigan State Fair
01:32:19
when I was a tiny little kid.
01:32:20
My dad was so happy.
01:32:23
A gigantic snoopy dog that was, like, three times
01:32:26
my size that you could just see the look at my dad.
01:32:28
He's like, you got to be kidding. And we did it right when we walked in.
01:32:32
So you're carrying a giant snoopy dog?
01:32:35
Every generation is better.
01:32:36
We evolved. Correct?
01:32:37
We agree that we are, at least hopefully, we're evolving.
01:32:40
I immediately learned if I take my kids anywhere, we do not play games.
01:32:44
They can give you prizes till the end,
01:32:47
or you have to rent a locker
01:32:49
and that that's costing you even more.
01:32:52
What do you think would not have fit in a locker?
01:32:57
Wow. Evolving because we share too much.
01:33:01
Is that what's happened?
01:33:02
I think I think we should share everything.
01:33:04
We everybody are weakest.
01:33:06
Well, should I say this for Rumble?
01:33:08
What the fuck is this?
01:33:11
That might be.
01:33:12
What the fuck is that?
01:33:14
It says hot, powerful. I'm. We're going to. You know what?
01:33:17
We're going to check this out. Cocky side of rumble.
01:33:20
See anything hawking on that?
01:33:21
Cocks out sausage.
01:33:23
How would you do that, anyway?
01:33:26
Yeah.
01:33:26
You got anything left for You Tube sausage cock?
01:33:29
Nothing.
01:33:29
No, I mean, I think we did enough for You Tube.
01:33:32
Yeah, right.
01:33:33
You tube bit.
01:33:37
The unfiltered and crude
01:33:40
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:33:43
All right, folks, listen up before we dive headfirst
01:33:46
into this circus of crudeness and uncensored banter, here is our
01:33:50
no nonsense disclaimer served with a side of flag humor.
01:33:53
Look, we're here for a good time, not a politically correct time, all right?
01:33:57
In this crazy world where snowflakes melting, everyone's a critic.
01:34:01
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:34:04
So here goes.
01:34:05
Article one. Let's get ridiculous.
01:34:07
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guest posts or any random loud
01:34:11
mouth, is to tickle your funny bone, tease your gray matter,
01:34:14
and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence.
01:34:16
Any semblance of seriousness is purely accidental.
01:34:18
Article to offending everyone equally.
01:34:21
We're equal opportunity offenders, all right.
01:34:23
We don't give a hoot about your gender, race, religion, or whether you prefer cats
01:34:28
or dogs
01:34:31
or dildos.
01:34:32
We're here to roast everyone
01:34:34
from politicians to influencers to our own sorry selves.
01:34:38
Nobody's safe.
01:34:39
Not even game games.
01:34:41
Apple pie article three screw political correctness.
01:34:44
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:34:47
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:34:51
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:34:54
But hey, if you can take the heat, we promise some belly laughs
01:34:57
and maybe a couple of snark article for fake News Alert.
01:35:01
We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
01:35:04
The tales, rumors, and downright lies you hear here are as fictional
01:35:08
as a $3 bill.
01:35:09
Any resemblance to real life events are people,
01:35:12
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:35:15
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:35:19
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:35:21
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:35:25
parody
01:35:27
because why not?
01:35:30
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks any likeness to actual people
01:35:35
or characters is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:35:40
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
01:35:43
We should not have to stir up some trouble.
01:35:46
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies
01:35:49
in a twist and congrats, you're our kind of people.
01:35:52
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:35:55
and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
01:35:59
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
01:36:02
to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:36:03
While flags, rants. Why?
01:36:21
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:36:22
let's get ready to look at your friend
01:36:29
Rumble.
01:36:30
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:36:31
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:36:34
I still gotta put smoke on that 12in of warmth.
01:36:37
The brand new Makita sausage warmer.
01:36:39
One long heated tube built to deliver a full foot of heat straight to your meat.
01:36:43
Cordless, battery powered and ready whenever you are.
01:36:46
That's not today's hot dog.
01:36:47
Get warm.
01:36:48
Go long. Hot.
01:36:49
My dad don't have a hot dog. 12in of warmth.
01:36:52
The brand new Makita Sausage warmer.
01:36:54
One long heated tube built to deliver a full foot of heat straight to your meat.
01:36:58
Cordless, battery powered and ready whenever you are.
01:37:01
That's hot today.
01:37:01
Yes, I guess it was my mom.
01:37:03
It was hot dog powerful 12.
01:37:07
What?
01:37:09
Wow. I'm a big fan of gay conversion therapy,
01:37:12
but what do you think of this full screen video? Sex?
01:37:16
That's amazing. Yeah, incredible
01:37:19
because I've been heterosexual for 48 years.
01:37:23
And let me tell you something. It can't be natural.
01:37:26
Men and women shouldn't be together.
01:37:27
We have absolutely nothing in common.
01:37:29
We don't enjoy each other's company.
01:37:30
And every fucking day is a struggle.
01:37:32
Every fucking dying is fucking compromise,
01:37:35
compromise, compromise, compromise, compromise, compromise, compromise.
01:37:39
It fucking sucks
01:37:42
to be heterosexual.
01:37:44
I can see you all in you heterosexual couples, right?
01:37:47
One of you is having a good time.
01:37:49
The other one not so much.
01:37:52
So eventually you have to turn to that person
01:37:55
and go, well, do I do your things next time?
01:37:58
Okay.
01:37:59
Who do I do my things next time?
01:38:01
So we'll do a good thing, a shit thing a good thing is a good thing.
01:38:04
A shitty till we fucking die because we're heterosexuals.
01:38:10
It fucking sucks to be heterosexual.
01:38:12
I fight against it every fucking day.
01:38:16
He gave it.
01:38:16
He said I would choose this lifestyle.
01:38:21
Do you think this is what I want for my son?
01:38:27
I try to bury it down in me.
01:38:30
I'm like, no, no, not today, not today, Jim, not today.
01:38:35
And then a girl walks by and boots and I go, wow.
01:38:40
And I fucking hate myself.
01:38:43
I'm a big fan, okay?
01:38:45
He likes the boots.
01:38:47
I feel like he hates his wife.
01:38:49
If you get a divorce. Yeah.
01:38:50
And go find someone who actually enjoys doing similar things with.
01:38:54
Because we don't condone divorce.
01:38:57
Vows are serious.
01:39:00
Why don't you condone divorce?
01:39:01
You have nothing. You're anti-religious. You would.
01:39:03
You should support divorce. You should. Did you get.
01:39:06
Did you get married in the eyes of God?
01:39:07
Non-sequitur again.
01:39:09
What is it with you? No.
01:39:11
I took vows.
01:39:13
The shows got to go somewhere.
01:39:15
Oh, right.
01:39:16
You took vows? Where did you take your vows?
01:39:19
It was in a golf course.
01:39:20
Or did you take them at the golf course?
01:39:23
Outdoors? At a golf course?
01:39:24
Oh, yeah.
01:39:26
Well, all right, I guess I had it.
01:39:28
We were on the.
01:39:29
Yeah. On what, the fourth green or what?
01:39:32
The clubhouse.
01:39:35
No, no, that's golf.
01:39:36
That's where you had a reception.
01:39:38
Where you had the ceremony there also.
01:39:40
Yeah. Addison Oaks
01:39:43
wait. Ceremony?
01:39:44
What kind of
01:39:46
a religious one?
01:39:48
So you're like, all right, fine, Mrs.
01:39:50
Gary, we can get married,
01:39:51
but I got fucking around to play on Sunday,
01:39:53
so we're going to kill two birds with one stone.
01:39:56
That sounds so you can have your stupid priest there,
01:39:59
and I can play around the golf afterwards.
01:40:01
This is.
01:40:01
This may be too forward, but does she play golf?
01:40:04
Does either one of your significant others disc golf,
01:40:07
or world disc golf?
01:40:11
Does she still though?
01:40:12
She probably, you know.
01:40:14
No, no, I made her a disc golf widow, and she hates it. Now.
01:40:18
You kill, Badger.
01:40:19
She doesn't hate you. Kill them.
01:40:22
It was you.
01:40:25
I killed this girl that explains everything.
01:40:27
No. You killed her ex-husband.
01:40:30
Yeah.
01:40:30
Yeah, I sucked it down pretty hard.
01:40:33
Yeah, that that's actually a true story.
01:40:38
Well done, I won, I win,
01:40:42
you fight, I always win.
01:40:44
It's not a contest, so.
01:40:46
Oh, yeah, but if it was, I'd be winning.
01:40:50
Atheist Christmas Carols is track record.
01:40:52
As for the award on
01:40:56
I Don't know, everything's going to be a non-sequitur.
01:40:59
All right.
01:41:01
Today's topic is non-sequitur.
01:41:05
Well, you can share it all has to do with the topic.
01:41:07
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
01:41:10
Like every week we share something.
01:41:12
You watch the show. Oh, no. I lost my hat. No,
01:41:16
I watched like,
01:41:17
40 hours of the show over New Year's.
01:41:21
You watched 40 hours of you?
01:41:23
Yeah.
01:41:25
That was the, that was your year end, narcissistic gift from your people.
01:41:30
Yeah. It was so good.
01:41:32
I loved you, so it took me hours to do the first, like, seven shows.
01:41:38
And then during this show or during attacks, George says,
01:41:41
why don't you just cut the first 20 minutes of each?
01:41:44
Yeah.
01:41:44
So I wrote I wrote a little, ffmpeg script.
01:41:47
It was just like, boop.
01:41:49
I was done because it didn't even have to.
01:41:52
What do we say? We didn't even have to transcode it.
01:41:54
There was no compression, no re encoding, nothing.
01:41:56
It just cut it. Boom. Done.
01:41:59
As long as it took to edit the list, some of the cuts were a little rough.
01:42:04
I like it
01:42:05
mostly it was pretty smooth.
01:42:07
They were at 20 minutes. Exactly.
01:42:09
I didn't even watch.
01:42:10
I literally just put it, created a playlist in VLC,
01:42:13
walked away and said, I hope it works.
01:42:16
You you said a bunch of letters there, a little VLC.
01:42:21
There's some people watch watching.
01:42:21
They know what VLC is.
01:42:24
I watched the the marathon
01:42:27
and I enjoyed the hell out of it.
01:42:30
You got me fired up for the show again.
01:42:31
Like renewed vigor.
01:42:34
That was the point.
01:42:34
Wait. Well, that was the point.
01:42:36
That's my only job. What?
01:42:38
Keep the show going?
01:42:39
Yeah.
01:42:40
Are you an atheist on the holidays?
01:42:42
Yeah.
01:42:43
Listening to your stupid Christian family's Christmas music.
01:42:47
Sure. No, they're not as smart as you, but,
01:42:50
yeah, they should have put your face on them.
01:42:51
I didn't I didn't think that through.
01:42:53
Well, yeah.
01:42:54
For this holiday season, take over
01:42:57
your family's CD player with our brand new Atheist
01:43:01
Holiday Carols CD set
01:43:04
featuring some of those timeless atheist classics.
01:43:08
So it starts a little slow, but there's a.
01:43:10
I've never seen God this way.
01:43:12
White guy with a beard.
01:43:13
Oh, you mean Charles Darwin?
01:43:16
And of course we are just apes.
01:43:19
Yeah.
01:43:27
Darwin proved evolution is real.
01:43:31
We are just primates with posable.
01:43:35
Thumbs to see you.
01:43:38
We love fried chicken, water and gray.
01:43:41
Whoa oh, come on, baby, let's be in a hue.
01:43:46
Why? Come on.
01:43:47
What do you see by the do red?
01:43:50
And don't think I did have pics or it didn't happen.
01:43:53
Speaking of Easter, I got a resurrection raising
01:43:57
and everyone's favorite black science man.
01:44:01
Oh, you.
01:44:03
I tell you that I love you.
01:44:07
We knew it, love it I do.
01:44:10
It's just some serotonin.
01:44:14
Dopamine I feel it.
01:44:17
That brings up a good point.
01:44:18
As an atheist, you believe in love.
01:44:21
I believe in life after love.
01:44:26
Life after love.
01:44:28
Life after death.
01:44:29
I just put that song back to the way it was supposed to be.
01:44:32
I'd say it's faith.
01:44:35
But if you feel love.
01:44:36
For the Lord has no plans.
01:44:39
But love is real.
01:44:41
Death is a way said in sweet
01:44:44
black science man.
01:44:47
Oh my black science man
01:44:51
I love my black science man
01:44:55
I got a
01:44:57
midi or for your black hole, my man.
01:45:01
But no city collection is complete without.
01:45:04
This is the one I like. Dissension. No, not this one.
01:45:07
Audible scoff.
01:45:09
And who could forget Stephen Hawking's singing lead vocals on
01:45:13
If God Is Real, then?
01:45:18
If God is you, then why did God do this to me?
01:45:24
If God is me,
01:45:27
then why did God do this to me?
01:45:29
If God is me, then why did God do this to me?
01:45:35
If God is me,
01:45:38
then why did God do this to me?
01:45:42
And lastly, that's a good point though.
01:45:44
Maybe he's just bitter loving atheist Carol.
01:45:47
He got he got the unnatural hymn Merry
01:45:50
Christmas Honey, I love you Christmas.
01:45:53
Oh yeah, I believe in fairy tales.
01:45:56
A man with a white beard in his sleigh.
01:45:58
Delivering toys for all the boys and girls.
01:46:01
Shut up.
01:46:02
Let me guess.
01:46:03
You believe in the other man with a big white beard in the sky too?
01:46:07
God ever hear of him?
01:46:09
You are so fucking stupid, bitch.
01:46:12
Stupid.
01:46:13
I've never seen God have you?
01:46:16
For maybe I have not.
01:46:19
But I've never seen God.
01:46:21
And if I don't see it, then I don't believe it.
01:46:24
That's elementary logic.
01:46:25
Get it? No.
01:46:27
You're too stupid to comprehend that.
01:46:29
You fucking idiots!
01:46:30
It sounds just like you hear such swearing.
01:46:33
Point.
01:46:33
The endless failure to detect even the faintest trace of God
01:46:37
after centuries of evermore powerful technology
01:46:41
is not some poetic mystery, but a crucial no result.
01:46:46
Because a god that creates universes and metals in human affairs,
01:46:50
they should leave a massive, measurable fingerprints all over physical reality.
01:46:55
And when you finish this boy,
01:46:58
I just love the lyrics in that song.
01:47:01
So call today and get your copy of atheist
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every 9999 ready.
01:47:13
So that was kind of interesting.
01:47:15
That was kind of interesting.
01:47:18
The track painted in a bad light,
01:47:20
but what they were saying was not wrong.
01:47:24
Yeah, I couldn't tell
01:47:25
because sometimes it seemed like
01:47:26
they were making fun of one side, and sometimes it seemed like
01:47:29
they were making fun of the other side a little.
01:47:30
I don't know, it's fair.
01:47:32
It's fair to poke fun at both sides, right?
01:47:35
Our parody of this fair did that also.
01:47:38
Yeah.
01:47:38
It's fair.
01:47:39
Neither side is certain.
01:47:42
Yeah, both sides are wrong.
01:47:45
One of them thinks they're certain.
01:47:46
No way.
01:47:47
Actually, they both know. They're certain?
01:47:49
No, they're certain.
01:47:51
Well, there's a hard stance and a soft
01:47:54
stance, and I just happen to be hard
01:47:58
right now.
01:47:59
Yeah,
01:48:02
I can solve this Rubik's cube
01:48:04
before I have to take my next breath.
01:48:10
Applejack.
01:48:11
Propaganda. I'm just keeping it in medicine.
01:48:13
It's better to have medicine to put me on a pedestal than ahead of them.
01:48:15
And I didn't forget couple other than that, I had a roll the other way.
01:48:19
When I'm in Italy and I don't gotta get.
01:48:23
Up, I'm going to build like a
01:48:26
anybody.
01:48:26
There's nothing better than the music.
01:48:28
I think it's better than being a homicidal maniac
01:48:32
by anybody with the ideas of the kids at the bottom.
01:48:34
I don't want to jump
01:48:35
like he doesn't blink when they zoom into his face.
01:48:38
When he's talking, he doesn't blink a
01:48:43
I mean, when I'm moving like a
01:48:45
grandmother taking me to Vegas in the morgue, in the back of the.
01:48:49
Two minutes.
01:48:50
Whether or not he would blink right?
01:48:54
Even after the minute that I'm here.
01:48:56
No, the evidence is minimal. The better I have to.
01:48:58
Everybody talking.
01:48:59
My name is not get case.
01:49:02
This is a music video.
01:49:03
You guys.
01:49:06
Might feel a little
01:49:08
shock to me.
01:49:11
So in order to have, like, speed credit, you got to do it like, fuck it.
01:49:14
You got to do it, right?
01:49:16
Yeah, yeah, you can make it to ten.
01:49:21
But you are going gonna want to put somebody up.
01:49:25
I gotta rethink my entire rap career.
01:49:27
No matter. Yeah.
01:49:29
Anybody thinking that I wasn't forget.
01:49:31
I can barely speak at regular speed.
01:49:34
Wow. Or they think Barack, you know, like, regular.
01:49:40
You know what?
01:49:41
I can get rid of the Republican ever. I might
01:49:45
I might have done that on purpose.
01:49:48
Oh, boy.
01:49:52
I see my, my my level of communication
01:49:55
is you understand what I'm trying to relay as a topic or concept.
01:49:59
I don't care if I'm superfluous or dangling,
01:50:04
dangling, dangling participle.
01:50:08
Yeah.
01:50:09
But for the record, you left two propositions dangling in your monologue.
01:50:15
You said you ended with up one sentence, which we just kind of
01:50:19
let that slide right over because it's prepositions on propositions.
01:50:22
But okay,
01:50:25
what did I show?
01:50:27
I mean, say dangling.
01:50:34
It's not fair.
01:50:36
It's it's reasonable.
01:50:37
Just because you can talk doesn't mean everyone can.
01:50:41
I don't know how.
01:50:43
Yeah, yeah.
01:50:45
My back could be cooked in.
01:50:49
One of the open.
01:50:54
So there's like.
01:50:55
Yeah. Yeah.
01:50:57
There's muted.
01:51:01
It's muting again.
01:51:02
The engineers unveil a one man rotary platform
01:51:04
built around an ordinary porcelain. Come on.
01:51:06
Experimental crap. Number seven realism mode.
01:51:11
The missile away when they were set
01:51:14
when they said they were releasing the ordnance I thought
01:51:17
it was going to be from the toilet.
01:51:19
Look my thing muted.
01:51:21
Beginning of every video.
01:51:23
Right to the to the internet change.
01:51:25
You're having trouble with sound? No, I'm having trouble with sound.
01:51:28
I turned my plugin off. Yeah.
01:51:31
D I took it.
01:51:33
It's not just disciples and training anymore.
01:51:35
It's dead.
01:51:35
Internet theory.
01:51:39
I don't know about dead internet theory.
01:51:41
I think that's a that what that means?
01:51:44
Hmhmm.
01:51:45
That is what that means.
01:51:46
So that's all I did.
01:51:50
We've got this non-sequitur.
01:51:54
I'm only going to throw it all
01:52:00
away. No, never. No, no.
01:52:02
Come on now.
01:52:03
We got.
01:52:06
I love the Yamaka.
01:52:09
You know what.
01:52:10
What do you what do you make of that question? How do you
01:52:13
answer to that?
01:52:14
Always is.
01:52:15
You know, I act as if God exists and people don't like that
01:52:19
because they say, well, what do you believe?
01:52:21
What do you think is true? It's like, well,
01:52:24
it's perfectly reasonable to have a debate about what
01:52:27
constitutes the basis of faith, as far as I'm concerned.
01:52:31
And it's an existential claim.
01:52:32
What you believe to be true is what you stake your life on.
01:52:36
It's what you act out and it isn't.
01:52:39
See, I think that's really a hangover
01:52:42
in some ways from a Protestant view of beliefs.
01:52:46
And I'm not trying to single the Protestants out here.
01:52:49
The Protestants did more than anyone else, arguably, although are you going
01:52:53
to give credit to the Jews on this front to to bring literacy to the world?
01:52:57
Right.
01:52:57
It was the combination of the printing press
01:52:59
and they brought insistence that everyone could have
01:53:03
direct contact with the Word of God that made the whole world literate.
01:53:06
And that is not an overstatement.
01:53:08
That's a historical fact.
01:53:10
But the problem with the Protestant approach, in some ways,
01:53:13
because it's so hyper linguistic, is that belief gets transformed
01:53:17
into something like the willingness to mouth a set of propositions.
01:53:22
And I just don't think like that's true
01:53:26
in a way, but it's not fundamentally true.
01:53:28
You know, when Christ himself says in the Gospels that not everyone
01:53:32
who says, Lord, Lord will enter the kingdom of heaven
01:53:35
like the mirror in himself, verbal mere
01:53:38
verbal assent to a state of belief
01:53:41
is not sufficient to bring the kingdom of heaven to earth.
01:53:45
It's a matter of commitment and action.
01:53:47
It's a matter of actual sacrifice.
01:53:49
And then I would say to people who want to know what I believe is, well,
01:53:53
first of all, it's not like I'm hiding anything.
01:53:55
Here's a book. It explains what I believe.
01:53:58
That's why I wrote the book, and it's one of four books.
01:54:02
And all of those books are my attempts to make
01:54:05
what I believe to be the case as clear as possible.
01:54:09
People seem to assume that there's some secret hidden underneath
01:54:13
that maybe there is, but if there is, I don't know what the hell it is,
01:54:17
but it's even more like there's look,
01:54:21
I get trolled online a fair bit, as you do, no doubt.
01:54:24
Trinity way worse and the worst trolls are two types
01:54:29
the atheistic, reductionist materialists.
01:54:31
They're Luciferian beyond belief.
01:54:33
And every time I interview a scientist, The Simpsons comic book guys
01:54:37
come out of the bloody out from underneath their rocks and whine
01:54:40
about how the fact that they're smart has made them
01:54:42
king of the world, and their bitter and resentful troll demon.
01:54:47
Well, can my dad go from Excel commercial?
01:54:51
Come on now with Walking By epithets and the other ones are
01:54:56
the Christian fundamentalists and like, they're equally intolerable.
01:55:00
And I can you know, Peterson's almost there.
01:55:02
It's like, well, hey, you know. Great.
01:55:04
Glad you think so.
01:55:06
No. What have you done lately?
01:55:07
Well, one of the things that I always say, wow.
01:55:16
The God in the Old Testament and the new, for that matter, is ineffable.
01:55:20
He's beyond category.
01:55:21
And so to say, Is God real in some ways, isn't it?
01:55:25
It isn't a genuine question, because God doesn't have the same order of reality
01:55:31
as the profane things that are littered about the landscape.
01:55:35
God isn't real the same way a table is real, right?
01:55:39
And this is this.
01:55:41
I'm not inventing this in the universe.
01:55:43
My Bible takes real cloth.
01:55:45
There's an insistence that's continual.
01:55:47
And I think it's it's more
01:55:50
it's talk lot about saying Old Testament accounts
01:55:54
that whatever God is, it's beyond categorization.
01:55:59
Right.
01:56:00
This is why even Moses can only get a glimpse of God.
01:56:04
So God is outside their category structures now, does not make him real.
01:56:09
Well, I would say God is hyper real.
01:56:12
God is the reality upon which all reality depends.
01:56:15
It's like 110% real kind of category, and it's not exactly comprehensible.
01:56:20
It's certainly not.
01:56:22
It's an atheist game. Is God real?
01:56:24
Like a table is real?
01:56:25
Well, it's a gated insistence of the entire biblical library
01:56:29
is that God is not real in that manner.
01:56:31
God is outside of time and space,
01:56:33
for example, and all material objects are inside of time and space.
01:56:37
And so God is a reflection of the substrate
01:56:40
that makes time and space themselves possible.
01:56:44
That's clear. I mean, it's clear.
01:56:47
It's clear,
01:56:48
it's clear.
01:56:49
Imagine that there's a layer of reality that's divine,
01:56:52
and it's outside the realm of human conception.
01:56:55
And you don't believe in that the same way that you believe
01:56:58
in the existence of an object.
01:57:00
I mean,
01:57:00
that's just need to be time anyways, because what the atheists want to do
01:57:04
is they want they want you to say, well, I believe in God,
01:57:07
like I believe in a table.
01:57:08
And then the atheist says, well, there's no material evidence for your God
01:57:13
the way there is for a table. So you're a fool.
01:57:15
It's like, no, you're a fool because.
01:57:17
Because the game that you're playing at a table game of a fool.
01:57:21
So there's a divine level that's beyond human understanding, you know.
01:57:25
And I would also say that's
01:57:27
potentially the realm, let's say, that people contact when they're,
01:57:33
under certain
01:57:34
psycho physiological conditions that are replicable.
01:57:37
All sorts of exercises can put people in touch with that
01:57:42
strata of reality, not least prayer.
01:57:45
And so and above that, there's a material level,
01:57:48
and then there's a social level and a psychological level.
01:57:51
And those are all what would you say the divine patterning
01:57:56
is reflected in the patterning at each of those emergent levels.
01:58:01
And that's all echo that all echoes in the human soul.
01:58:06
And so and can you speak with that?
01:58:09
I think you can.
01:58:10
Like if you devote look, here's another strange problem.
01:58:14
Yeah. We don't do that.
01:58:15
Yeah.
01:58:17
Most Jews are now atheists,
01:58:21
and I think it is a result of studying scripture.
01:58:25
I think it's,
01:58:27
an inevitable.
01:58:32
Ineffable.
01:58:34
I think it's ineffable.
01:58:39
I don't think so.
01:58:40
Space is the final phrase.
01:58:42
I know, I think, and I think that's why I need you around the.
01:58:46
No, no, no, no credence to what he's saying as far as the spiritual level
01:58:51
where there could be some type of, you know, right beyond just standing
01:58:56
consciousness, there's stuff beyond, I guess
01:59:00
you could call it the mind.
01:59:02
But man, you're kind of missing the point.
01:59:05
Like understanding, meaning.
01:59:09
And if it's the whole reason.
01:59:10
Okay, I get your point.
01:59:12
I have a point.
01:59:14
I have a point.
01:59:16
So what's your point?
01:59:21
So no,
01:59:22
no, if you decide religion, then every so often somebody will say to
01:59:27
you quite disapprovingly, you may not have faith in God,
01:59:30
but you could show a bit more jabber for those people who do. And,
01:59:35
you know, I'm not
01:59:36
saying, God, man, you wouldn't have anything in life then.
01:59:42
Non-sequitur
01:59:44
guys better get a heart.
01:59:45
The soul man, you know,
01:59:46
because otherwise, you're not going to make it into this world, man.
01:59:51
I'm making it all right?
01:59:53
That's why Gary, the mindless, trendy man.
01:59:58
You'd be making a lot further
01:59:59
if you would stop sharing so much.
02:00:03
I like sharing with,
02:00:06
If you asked
02:00:07
for any of this stuff I'm sharing, you share too much.
02:00:11
I know that's obnoxious sometimes.
02:00:13
I said you share.
02:00:15
You never.
02:00:16
You always give up.
02:00:19
Oh, you motherfuckers!
02:00:24
Fresh.
02:00:25
Delicious. Tasty.
02:00:26
Meaty.
02:00:27
Creamy sandwich.
02:00:28
Guys, we're out here.
02:00:32
Made that for me.
02:00:35
That's fucking delicious.
02:00:35
On a fucking ride in Europe.
02:00:38
It's like love, you know?
02:00:42
The night.
02:00:50
And it's like that.
02:00:52
And I'm telling you.
02:00:57
Reminds me where I went Saturday.
02:00:59
Say, yeah,
02:01:01
I'll make it so I don't remember getting invited.
02:01:05
We'll make.
02:01:07
You know, it's definitely not going to show.
02:01:14
Hey, why did she do that?
02:01:17
Why didn't you just never know?
02:01:19
Oh, you do whatever you want. To.
02:01:30
It looks like head cheese.
02:01:32
I also send in a stupid sandwich clip.
02:01:36
Fantastic.
02:01:37
We'll play it.
02:01:39
We'll play.
02:01:39
All right.
02:01:39
No, if I can find it.
02:01:43
Well, don't we have another sandwich there?
02:01:47
We do.
02:01:49
Stay hungry.
02:01:50
Or you make a sandwich.
02:01:51
Or if a sandwich says, what is it?
02:01:53
Was your fix or fucked sandwiches.
02:01:55
Stupid fuck.
02:01:57
There we go.
02:02:02
Oh why is that Muted yes.
02:02:07
It shouldn't be.
02:02:08
You can't hear it.
02:02:08
Really really I'll just do the money.
02:02:11
Make a sandwich.
02:02:14
Yes it's a mark
02:02:16
right.
02:02:21
Probably because my new plug in is this.
02:02:23
This is ticked.
02:02:24
This is the first time I tried it on TikTok.
02:02:26
You couldn't never done it.
02:02:28
Can you hear it?
02:02:30
Yes. At least.
02:02:31
Sizzle, sizzle.
02:02:33
Yeah. Hey.
02:02:34
You hungry? Want me to make you a sandwich?
02:02:36
I sure do, you always.
02:02:38
You don't eat the fast food.
02:02:40
We always want the weirdest sandwich.
02:02:42
But now she's making sushi.
02:02:50
You gotta make chicken broth.
02:02:59
I like your little dance.
02:03:03
Oh. That's overcooked. You.
02:03:07
What kind of fucking toaster was that?
02:03:09
What the fuck?
02:03:10
No, no. Oh, dude.
02:03:12
Just even toast it. Well, it's not a no.
02:03:15
It's only had one.
02:03:16
It had one job, and it's all to toot toot toot toot.
02:03:21
Yeah, it looks
02:03:23
like it does way more than this one job, but it doesn't do its one job.
02:03:26
Well.
02:03:29
You had a BLT, am I right,
02:03:33
a boy?
02:03:34
Is that.
02:03:37
Give me
02:03:39
some of it. Went in the brain.
02:03:41
Yeah.
02:03:42
You go.
02:03:45
In her defense,
02:03:46
you want soup all over your plate?
02:03:50
No. You're good.
02:03:53
Perfect.
02:03:54
I really don't I really don't want soup on my all over my plate.
02:03:57
I probably dip my sandwich in the soup, but I don't want it on my plate
02:04:00
because it's going to get cold.
02:04:01
Then it's going to be cold and soggy on that one piece of bread.
02:04:06
I went to, steak House Saturday.
02:04:09
Yes, finally, finally visited the great infamous Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.
02:04:14
Oh, okay.
02:04:16
It sounds like too many names like
02:04:19
Ruth's and Chris Ruth's started it.
02:04:22
It's Ruth's Chris.
02:04:24
I think.
02:04:25
Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.
02:04:28
Yeah, Ruth's Chris Steakhouse sounds ruthless, severely overrated.
02:04:33
The service was perfect.
02:04:36
Like impeccable.
02:04:37
No problem.
02:04:39
Way too much for everything.
02:04:40
But yeah, but I thought I said mentioned on the show.
02:04:43
Like I've had it for like two years now.
02:04:45
This I don't wanna say stupid gift card because it's a wonderful gift.
02:04:48
But if you get a $100 gift card to Ruth's Chris, you just got
02:04:54
an obligation to go spend a shitload more money at risk. Yes.
02:04:57
Right? Right.
02:05:00
Yeah, yeah, I rated
02:05:02
my my wife got the, 100.
02:05:05
She gave her more than half of your bill.
02:05:08
If there's only two of you.
02:05:10
No. Nope.
02:05:13
It didn't,
02:05:15
it certainly did not.
02:05:17
No, no, no.
02:05:19
Well, lucky for you, I didn't.
02:05:21
I didn't have the tomahawk, I chickened out. Oh.
02:05:25
More New York strip on the boat anymore, sir.
02:05:30
They do, they do Tomahawk.
02:05:33
You do? Because it's racially charged.
02:05:36
I'm telling you, they do.
02:05:37
I just saw it on the menu.
02:05:38
I'll bring it up before totem pole.
02:05:40
You just can't do this.
02:05:42
When you eat it.
02:05:42
The wampum, you gotta change their menus.
02:05:45
It costs a lot of money to get the teepee.
02:05:47
So, yeah, I got the New York strip on the bow.
02:05:49
19 ounce, and the wig got the.
02:05:54
My wife got the rib, the rib eye.
02:05:56
I should have got the rib eye.
02:05:58
Yeah, but we didn't want to get that.
02:06:00
I just had a we didn't want to get this.
02:06:01
We didn't want to get the same.
02:06:03
It's all right I wanted to I wanted to try.
02:06:06
Yeah.
02:06:06
She picked her house. T-Bone,
02:06:09
a porterhouse is just a strip in a filet.
02:06:12
Filet mignon? Yeah. There you go.
02:06:15
Yeah, that's too mushy for me.
02:06:16
I'm not a filet guy. Plus, I don't like.
02:06:18
It's super rare, and it's always so thick.
02:06:19
You always have. Yeah. A rare
02:06:23
or so you want.
02:06:24
New York strip really?
02:06:26
On the bone. New York strip.
02:06:27
It's a little better. Okay.
02:06:30
Yeah.
02:06:30
The bone does tend to make it taste better, but that's like.
02:06:34
That's what I make all the time. So.
02:06:35
Yeah, I should have got I'll go back I want to get a ribeye to go. But
02:06:41
yeah.
02:06:41
So they they've been calling it a long bone ribeye. No.
02:06:45
Oh I know some places. Yes.
02:06:48
Well the ones that are like on Native American land
02:06:51
maybe they're at the casinos.
02:06:54
Fun fact Ruth's
02:06:56
Chris Unpleasant is in a casino.
02:06:59
Oh, there you go.
02:07:00
I wonder if they serve the Tomahawk soaring Eagle
02:07:03
I'm going to right now because.
02:07:05
Update you're the faction.
02:07:06
Let's call them. Can we call them?
02:07:08
No. They're closed. Damn it.
02:07:11
Are you sure?
02:07:12
Troy location is the only one left.
02:07:14
1207 on a Tuesday morning.
02:07:16
Yeah.
02:07:18
Somebody is there at the casino, that's for sure.
02:07:20
For sure.
02:07:24
I mean, I doubt the.
02:07:26
Do they are they still do.
02:07:28
They run everything? They're.
02:07:30
Yeah.
02:07:30
They running the restaurant.
02:07:31
Are they, are they outsourcing the.
02:07:33
There's 32 or like three main restaurants.
02:07:36
They're completely owned by the restaurant
02:07:40
but horrible I mean I don't you do.
02:07:42
Have you ever eaten in a restaurant at a casino?
02:07:44
They're not usually ideal restaurant in a casino, usually.
02:07:48
Yeah, really?
02:07:49
I'm going to the wrong ones.
02:07:50
Then they're usually sticky buffets.
02:07:54
I don't go to the sticky buffets.
02:07:56
Oh, you don't have to go to the sticky buffet, though,
02:08:01
I'm a big fan of us. Thank you both.
02:08:03
Sometimes. Wait.
02:08:03
I think sometimes you do
02:08:05
like the sticky buffets of the 24 hours the fancy restaurant closes.
02:08:09
You know, our new sponsor, Sticky Buffet.
02:08:13
Do. That sounds great.
02:08:14
I would like to go to a sticky buffet right now.
02:08:16
Do you have any other new sponsors?
02:08:20
Do we? Is that. Is that.
02:08:21
Am I supposed to pick up on that?
02:08:23
Oh, I did that open already. Holy shit.
02:08:26
Nice work.
02:08:28
Come on, let's go on.
02:08:29
Let's try and really, let's try.
02:08:32
It's Muted what the fuck
02:08:35
I like the new video player though.
02:08:36
I got a whole new video player for every.
02:08:39
The sound went out though.
02:08:40
That's going to be a problem.
02:08:43
Talk amongst yourselves.
02:08:46
But she were
02:08:48
a hot pink bikini.
02:08:50
How are you.
02:08:51
Good.
02:08:54
So, you can't hear it, can you?
02:08:56
No, I don't think we need to.
02:08:59
I think we got the idea.
02:09:03
You motherfucker!
02:09:04
It's muting itself.
02:09:05
Why is your fucking shit?
02:09:09
No, no, but look, look, you see it in the corner.
02:09:11
I just unmuted it.
02:09:12
All right?
02:09:12
Now I'm going to go.
02:09:13
I'm going to even go over to here
02:09:14
just to let you know I'm hitting play, not mute unmute.
02:09:16
When I hit play, mute as soon as, but it's before
02:09:20
it's because I got all these stupid auto stop or auto mute auto or whatever.
02:09:24
And it's my fault. It's always my fault.
02:09:26
Everything is good though.
02:09:27
Your career out of things. My fault.
02:09:31
Okay? People just don't want to be blamed.
02:09:33
That's all.
02:09:35
As much as they pay me, it can be my fault.
02:09:37
I'm fine with that as well.
02:09:39
Watch it in full screen.
02:09:41
Yeah. Tired of tough steak meat?
02:09:43
The meat massacre. Just pressing those ridges.
02:09:45
Do the work in seconds.
02:09:46
You've got a tender cut that's juicy every time.
02:09:48
That is crazy.
02:09:50
It's 1995, and you're an ordinary tired of that's.
02:09:53
This is not a non-sequitur because we were just talking about steak.
02:09:57
Right?
02:09:58
Tough steak meat. The meat of this.
02:10:00
This is supposed to do the work in seconds.
02:10:02
You've got a tender cut.
02:10:04
We should unshare this.
02:10:07
Okay.
02:10:07
Don't.
02:10:10
Okay, so next week is like as above,
02:10:13
so below.
02:10:23
Mr. Brady and Joshua Brady and George
02:10:26
Geary as above and so below.
02:10:30
Because he's so close. Brady.
02:10:32
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:10:35
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:10:38
Brady and John show with Brady and draw.
02:10:42
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:10:55
What a show.
02:10:59
What a dick.
02:11:02
I'm going to finish my chicken attacks.
02:11:04
I got some chicken attacks. I'm just going to keep going.
02:11:06
Can you believe he just didn't.
02:11:07
He tried to attack in the middle of the night.
02:11:10
And you killed.
02:11:14
Okay I'm going to try it full screen.
02:11:16
Can you believe he didn't even like,
02:11:19
close out? Like I have a court.
02:11:21
I have a court precedent set, and my man's like,
02:11:26
I'm, you know.
02:11:30
No. You're wrong.
02:11:33
No, we're fucking asshole.
02:11:37
Do you want to get a different host?
02:11:41
Challenge point.
02:11:41
Right away. They hit the wrong.
02:11:43
Okay. This is. They're gonna hate that.
02:11:44
I'm gonna hate that.
02:11:45
Whoever that is, I'm going to hate them, too.
02:11:47
I don't know,
02:11:49
that's a good point.
02:11:51
So maybe, just maybe the problem's not with other people, right?
02:11:55
It's just a suggestion.
02:11:56
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:11:58
So on our first chicken attack, we're going to learn
02:11:59
how to attack the chicken wing in pickleball.
02:12:02
Attack the chicken wing.
02:12:03
That's my favorite spot on almost every single player.
02:12:06
It should be for you too.
02:12:06
What I see from right should be the chicken wing.
02:12:09
Should be the favorite spot on any player.
02:12:12
The time as they try to finish the point right away.
02:12:14
Watch carefully.
02:12:14
It comes out very often.
02:12:16
Here comes right to bend his arm right here.
02:12:17
Everybody is going to be right here.
02:12:19
Chris is chicken wing. Boom. You're done.
02:12:21
And then I finish okay. So that option right.
02:12:24
So you see him and then you finish. Him.
02:12:29
You're a Christian chicken wing.
02:12:31
And then I finish okay. So that option right.
02:12:34
Pick a ball.
02:12:34
Is that simple. You see him
02:12:37
and then you finish and then you finish.
02:12:40
Yeah. Look at what I do.
02:12:42
Chicken attack episode one.
02:12:47
This is, So we're inspiring people.
02:12:49
This was created nine days ago.
02:12:53
Somebody is now making a complete cartoon called Chicken Attack.
02:12:57
And this is Chicken Attack, episode one.
02:13:03
And what the fuck?
02:13:08
Hello?
02:13:09
Police.
02:13:12
I didn't watch it.
02:13:12
I hope he's good with chicken coop.
02:13:14
My husband.
02:13:15
And he's attacking.
02:13:19
Oh, no, it's not a spaniel.
02:13:21
Daisy, do you have beautiful.
02:13:24
The day we shred it into pieces
02:13:28
to piss you.
02:13:29
My brain is.
02:13:29
I banished your.
02:13:33
I'm mad.
02:13:33
You get mad.
02:13:35
Oh, you.
02:13:39
If you want to call in to the Brady and Georgia lives.
02:13:42
And 158633 massive killings everywhere.
02:13:46
Who are these? Terrorist, if you may ask?
02:13:48
Chickens at ten.
02:13:49
Most Venezuelans for Christmas.
02:13:51
You still no.
02:13:53
Which we oddly haven't talked about it all.
02:13:54
I'm no chicken dokie lamb.
02:13:56
Today I declare war chicken.
02:14:00
I got live drum set up to.
02:14:06
Not here now.
02:14:07
Yeah, we locked up.
02:14:10
Yeah.
02:14:11
Tell us more about it.
02:14:13
When they fry Papa Santa cheese sauce.
02:14:15
That's. No.
02:14:16
If I did, I had a $50 baked potato.
02:14:23
So that's one me.
02:14:24
We have you all thanks to my beautiful one.
02:14:26
A little bit more frugal than the average person.
02:14:28
I will never in my life enjoy a $15 potato.
02:14:31
I don't care if gold and money shoots out of it.
02:14:34
Probably satisfy this like there's no potato.
02:14:37
That's right.
02:14:38
You know fucking Gordon Food Services pulling up at the back, dropping off
02:14:41
potatoes only got it for you.
02:14:43
It was a pound and a half.
02:14:44
I mean they make sure that was one thing is like they make it just for the point
02:14:48
where you can't complain about the price point
02:14:50
even though it's three times too much anyways.
02:14:52
All right, all right, jokes up. But let's be serious.
02:14:55
What was better, her rib eye or your New York?
02:14:56
Oh, definitely her rib, I said that, yeah, I should have.
02:15:01
Comes in a funny.
02:15:01
Oh yeah.
02:15:02
That's another thing too is it comes on a 500 degree plate.
02:15:05
Her rib eye because she got it done.
02:15:07
Media I know I'm going to get crucified for this,
02:15:11
but she gets it medium well.
02:15:14
I usually get it medium
02:15:15
well, but I got it medium plus because I didn't want it overdone.
02:15:19
They're both done exactly how we wanted,
02:15:22
but, it comes in a 500 degree plate.
02:15:25
Since they cooked hers
02:15:26
just that little bit extra, hers came sizzling, looked like lava.
02:15:30
I mean, it was so appetizing.
02:15:31
Mine looked like
02:15:33
a dry plate of Arby's that somebody a paper plate
02:15:36
that somebody left that I don't I mean, that's the only thing I can
02:15:39
complain about was the presentation of my steak.
02:15:42
But I also think because it was the strip, it was nowhere near as juicy as hers.
02:15:47
And I knew that going in, I
02:15:50
they were not smothered in melted butter.
02:15:52
They didn't need to be.
02:15:54
They tasted so good, though.
02:15:55
A little salty, definitely a little salty.
02:15:58
But I think any chain is going to do that because I think the chefs smoked
02:16:02
like three packs a day. They have no taste buds.
02:16:04
They always over salt.
02:16:09
I like my steaks medium slightly rate, slightly rare.
02:16:14
So a medium slightly rare at Ruth's Chris because they spend all the time
02:16:18
to tell you all about the wines and all about the steaks,
02:16:21
you would want to get a rare plus
02:16:23
that's between rare and medium rare.
02:16:28
And like so that's pretty.
02:16:29
If they have half sizes,
02:16:31
you just fucking work there bro.
02:16:34
Dude, that's I mean the service that's a that's the only thing I can take away
02:16:37
from it. The food was like,
02:16:40
you know, definitely a step up from your loan.
02:16:42
Don't start love.
02:16:43
What's that place call.
02:16:46
You know, Lone Star.
02:16:49
Is it Lone Star?
02:16:49
That's a beer.
02:16:50
No. Texas Roadhouse?
02:16:52
No. Tex.
02:16:52
Yeah. Any one of those three.
02:16:54
But it.
02:16:54
Longhorn.
02:16:55
That's the one I was trying to think of.
02:16:56
Thanks.
02:16:58
The one with the, And they're all the same.
02:17:01
The one with the stuck together steaks or whatever.
02:17:04
Frankenstein may go.
02:17:07
Yeah.
02:17:07
So I got pissed.
02:17:08
That guy,
02:17:10
but, you know, sometimes steak has a fucking just thick
02:17:12
marbling right in the middle of it.
02:17:14
I mean, you may have mistaken that for me.
02:17:16
It's like a slice. It's already there. You can.
02:17:18
It looks like someone who took a knife and then just, like, left it.
02:17:21
But then when you pull it apart, there's, like, this little.
02:17:23
It's almost like it's fat that's sticking it together.
02:17:26
But there's really nothing there.
02:17:27
There's like, no actual real fat.
02:17:29
And so you pull it apart and it's almost like the, you know, it's got like
02:17:32
the strands still connected, like it's saliva, but it's more like fat.
02:17:37
But when it just, it just comes off and you can just peel it apart
02:17:40
and you can just like peel this, break the steak apart.
02:17:43
Apart a little.
02:17:45
Speaking of steak, this is a sequitur.
02:17:48
Can you say that?
02:17:49
No work like that as opposed to a non sequitur?
02:17:51
If we continue on with the topic, is it a sequitur?
02:17:55
There is now a tic that's been around for, you know, 2200 years or whatever, but
02:17:59
somehow it's starting to be everywhere, and you get bit by it
02:18:03
and it makes you allergic to red meat, makes it gay.
02:18:08
So there is a conspiracy theory online that Bill gates is making all
02:18:12
that lab grown meat, forcing people to eat lab grown meat, which, by the way,
02:18:16
when you get by bit by this tick, you're not allergic to the lab grown meat.
02:18:20
You're only allergic to fresh red meat.
02:18:23
So I am suggesting in this conspiracy theory that Bill gates
02:18:26
is not only making lab grown meat and selling it and marketing it,
02:18:30
but he's also releasing
02:18:31
ticks to make everybody allergic to the other kinds of meat.
02:18:37
There's people that are
02:18:37
so freaked out do they're taping their pants up in Texas
02:18:41
because they're worried about not being able to eat their meat.
02:18:45
It's weird, you know, why would I be involved in that?
02:18:50
Well, you wouldn't, I mean, right now, why would you?
02:18:54
Yeah.
02:18:55
You want, population to decrease, I mean, increase if we release
02:19:00
the vaccines the way we're supposed to, then we'll get the population decline.
02:19:03
I mean, incline.
02:19:06
He made a faux pas.
02:19:08
Do you know who, the almighty, 80th
02:19:12
rap producer.
02:19:16
Before I play this, do
02:19:17
you do you have a drawer story?
02:19:20
I don't know, do I?
02:19:21
If I was going to do.
02:19:23
I mean, I always have a story, but.
02:19:36
Hey there.
02:19:36
Everybody, welcome.
02:19:38
What do you think for today?
02:19:40
I don't know, I didn't watch it.
02:19:41
It's just from my forthcoming book dropping November 3rd,
02:19:45
titled 100 Ways I've Almost Died while working in the rap industry.
02:19:49
Based on a run of true stories,
02:19:52
DMX and today's chapter is the Killer Priest chapter.
02:19:57
Now it's a kill a priest.
02:19:58
So if you plan on listening, Gary, would you like that?
02:20:01
Drop your plans for like, the next 40 minutes or so?
02:20:05
We got a doozy here for you, killer priest.
02:20:08
Okay.
02:20:09
Oh, it really is fucking a have my friend who turned to guilty to say that,
02:20:14
like, you'll have, you know, like you think you'd.
02:20:17
I met kill a priest in 23.
02:20:18
But before you get that, you in downtown Minneapolis, formerly known as the Q
02:20:20
priest, was a perfect looking forward to featuring one's project.
02:20:24
There's actually two, which I previously sold out of my own court
02:20:26
when I held the underage party for sex in the garden, 8323.
02:20:28
After the first show in which Raekwon was present
02:20:31
and I had it all invited back to the hotel to hang out with everybody in the crew,
02:20:34
where we played priest as a rapper and just a regular
02:20:37
go over guest album one by one with I'm pointing out the highs and the lows.
02:20:40
I could tell priest was very accepting my criticism
02:20:41
coming from Stanford educated people, from a seasoned Wu-Tang fan.
02:20:43
And once I learned that
02:20:44
that was going to also let them hear me swap contact info
02:20:46
so he could continue building on how I could be able to assist in the business.
02:20:48
Remember, before I say goodbye to everyone is the sexiest one that I'd ever seen.
02:20:51
That was room. Couldn't really fallen for that.
02:20:52
She looked good.
02:20:53
The next day I woke up preaching tour manager Michael a.k.a Marty Diamond
02:20:56
as they both called my set, which was right before running effectively.
02:20:58
Marty, I said I was actually finishing up the rest of tour
02:21:00
with the guys I support for which I agreed.
02:21:02
After everything dates in Kentucky, Ohio, Michigan, Illinois and more,
02:21:05
I traveled to shout out to Michigan
02:21:07
and then would make my way back to Minneapolis this morning.
02:21:08
Not to miss a single class, but working toward graduation.
02:21:10
It was at the Chicago show that President Krueger Redline that night
02:21:13
already took an immediate liking to me, given that I told him about me.
02:21:15
Going to school
02:21:16
will take 3 to 1 and a half in the business of moving moving forward.
02:21:18
Just however I thought I was half hilarious, half
02:21:19
weirdo for abbreviating has already short three letter name and asking the jazz
02:21:22
if I could get a hold up.
02:21:24
It definitely made the entire room laugh in the moment. Interesting.
02:21:25
I tell you, I never repeat the same mistake again.
02:21:27
Moving forward,
02:21:27
please continue to introduce me to all the names Wu-Tang Clan and Sandman
02:21:30
and more of the Kilby faction throughout the years,
02:21:31
and is either responsible for producing the Kennedys backstage pass
02:21:33
on sunset after the concert.
02:21:36
Well, I was going to
02:21:37
watching different youth group for the official night of the result
02:21:38
and bring a world class
02:21:39
Wu-Tang that's uni culture runs as if the Great Migration
02:21:41
Wiseman wasn't approaching it, just a ProTools version.
02:21:43
I would go on to the next year without the Wiseman offering
02:21:45
behind the stained glass.
02:21:46
All my visual said it's like a wall to wall to read.
02:21:47
Let the guys rock tonight. Do one more if you like. Go City Club after.
02:21:50
You may notice with the exception of the Almighty album,
02:21:51
you don't see my name with the request of any other cool free products.
02:21:53
You see my name reflected on all the works with lots of wisdom.
02:21:55
Just don't write one that's a killer. Sounds man to making Bronson as a fool.
02:21:58
I've got many more. Why is that, Neil?
02:22:00
Prospecting, talking my contribution. What significance of the work credit that.
02:22:02
And more importantly,
02:22:03
he didn't want people feeling like I whitewashed his history,
02:22:05
which was the first time I heard that coming from number one tax,
02:22:06
not hearing you, quite possibly, was the dumbest thing I ever heard
02:22:09
since over the course of 15 plus year working relationship
02:22:10
between the album, the old features broker, the tour dates and more.
02:22:13
I made more money than you ever saw from the Geffen Records dates
02:22:14
and more most prominent dates inside the Wu-Tang clan.
02:22:16
Whitewashing your history.
02:22:17
One time when Sea Bass Wells and
02:22:18
I were taking him to check in my hotel room, the 55, the San Francisco
02:22:21
store, you, Hussein, and flip flop a room inside your house to a party.
02:22:24
You began to, I'm guessing game show 0.03.
02:22:27
Watch me mouth.
02:22:28
It's less the type of whitewashing you're referring to.
02:22:30
If that's the case, I'm with you.
02:22:31
No mention,
02:22:32
White Knight was moving on from a friendship and working relationship.
02:22:35
I'd often find Prince
02:22:35
apologizing to me for either jump ship, said or done to me
02:22:37
in an attempt to, you know, hurt my feelings,
02:22:38
protecting my career in one way or another.
02:22:39
And of course, me being the kind of so I wouldn't be forgiven.
02:22:42
Prince was someone who became extremely close to my family,
02:22:43
including friends network that would go out of my way
02:22:45
to try to include them in as much business as possible.
02:22:47
To ensure his revenue stream remain consistent, is that it doesn't show
02:22:49
my appreciation for being the first artist
02:22:50
who truly uses star power to help better my footing in the game.
02:22:52
During I Call Myself an Artist and the Anal Executive.
02:22:55
On July 4th, 2015, we lost our mutual friend
02:22:57
who I met while hearing 2020, which over his recent 70 works close.
02:23:00
You can imagine
02:23:01
and I feel her passing deftly took its toll, embracing the bond
02:23:02
I was looking for,
02:23:03
including Tiffany sitting on chandelier in the air
02:23:05
since Tiffany's passing on 4th of July has never been a dead celebration
02:23:07
for me, and more so that of reflection and reminiscing.
02:23:09
I had a mural of recent Tiffany
02:23:10
Smiley on the beach, made for peace to hang in his house,
02:23:12
and refused to take it from me for over a year after she passed.
02:23:14
Maybe the side of like a positive in
02:23:15
good spirits alongside him was just too much to bear.
02:23:16
But my work to provide this gift clearly came from a righteous place
02:23:18
if I was everyone's duty. I'm a priest.
02:23:20
From the day we met, Tiffany wasn't too far behind
02:23:23
in 2018.
02:23:24
I thank you for giving thanks and praise to Detroit.
02:23:25
I'm the guy who produced my big ghost LTT.
02:23:27
I present this idea in a meeting where Ghost and Priest were present
02:23:29
and went over the budget.
02:23:30
I filled out for the ghost.
02:23:31
I said he was in
02:23:31
one of the entire budget for himself, which would leave priest with nothing.
02:23:33
That being said, I turned a collaboration idea
02:23:35
into a ghost face and big ghost album that you know today has lost its priest.
02:23:38
Blame me for not having is back with ghost made to me.
02:23:39
I thought to myself, you angels are brothers.
02:23:41
Why would I stick up for you if you don't stick up for you?
02:23:42
I told them I'll make it up to the broker.
02:23:44
So I'm the other priest.
02:23:44
Well, I'll tell you to shut the ghost face.
02:23:45
Amongst other works, I have a stash pertaining to another
02:23:48
while shopping for
02:23:48
because I'm 22 and getting offers from every label imaginable,
02:23:51
I settled on a home with a Santa Monica based Cleopatra
02:23:52
slash x ray records for a number of reasons.
02:23:54
I the money was the basketball for the rights to the main album,
02:23:56
to the contract and the freedom to shop other deals to ensure the project
02:23:58
would be a special potential as I built out of my head.
02:24:00
And lastly, the joint venture duo Cleopatra and Paul budgeted
02:24:03
$60,000 to the next level, $100,000 for the next album, in the same
02:24:06
vein as This Woman saying $30,000 for my EDM slash rap crossover project.
02:24:09
I was working with the Indianapolis duo Jackson. Jackson.
02:24:11
Let me add more we.
02:24:12
Apache Rapids also offered
02:24:13
thousand dollars for 12 unreleased solo album
02:24:15
Please Stop
02:24:16
Beating back the early 2000,
02:24:17
but ultimately police chose not to take them up on this offer,
02:24:19
which to this day has never made sense to me.
02:24:20
Well, we certainly didn't want the world to hear some of the older material,
02:24:22
the bits and pieces I personally heard from something on release albums.
02:24:24
Was that something like the best version of all things, appreciate hearing
02:24:26
and present day versus a new poetic spoken word version of priest
02:24:29
appeared on all the albums post, rocketing up one
02:24:31
priest would see me post the check on my face for $100,000
02:24:33
and call me from across the United Kingdom to ask if the check was for his album.
02:24:36
As I know this was my band.
02:24:37
Check for the album, but this time track was done.
02:24:38
For some reason.
02:24:39
This upset priest once again, putting his career on the back burner
02:24:41
and using him as a stepping stone to get to go chasing the members.
02:24:43
The Klan, which was an insane
02:24:44
thought because by this time I didn't work with every single member of Wu-Tang,
02:24:46
an extended family, and this was nothing new to me.
02:24:48
And how I work certainly shouldn't have been a thing. I'm a pretty
02:24:51
damn I should have to take like a priest to spend the next three months.
02:24:53
Not because it's like I sent my contract for Cleopatra Records for $60,000
02:24:56
for the next album, just as they just as they have promised.
02:24:58
And like that we're best friends again
02:25:00
in an hilarious turn of events, I couldn't have predicted
02:25:01
as soon as I turned
02:25:02
in the Ghostface message for the Ghost Files album Cleopatra Records,
02:25:04
they told me they didn't want to deal with me further.
02:25:05
I really only want to go something before telling myself, well, while this meant
02:25:09
the demolition for the priest album, the EDM, I was looking for Ashley Jackson.
02:25:12
We're surely pulled alongside out of the contract.
02:25:14
I was baffled as to why they felt compelled to post that move.
02:25:16
I would have signed with them just like
02:25:18
they never really wanted from the onset, because the money in associated rights.
02:25:21
Why the need for the dog and pony show?
02:25:22
Perhaps the Cleopatra Records chapter?
02:25:23
Well, that's explained, but in the moment the ship made no sense at all.
02:25:25
Me breaking news.
02:25:26
The priest again pissed him off and I told him, you know, the deal exists.
02:25:29
Go to the label,
02:25:29
tell them you're social, and do the deal without me and get your money. Priest.
02:25:32
You could do that. And that was the end. That bullshit.
02:25:34
I told him if they bring my name up to test your loyalty,
02:25:35
simply telling me don't fuck me. What the fuck? Like it?
02:25:37
I had to go do something somewhere baby grand.
02:25:38
Because back in the day when for some reason, I didn't want to live now.
02:25:40
And if I was a part of it, those other credits.
02:25:42
Reading administration. Matthew, administration.
02:25:44
How do you make of this? The third thing, that's what I'm Eddie Malcolm.
02:25:46
It's the third same shit, different toilet.
02:25:48
As long as my people get their money, that's what matters the most.
02:25:50
And then next comes my credits.
02:25:51
Priest will finally take the initiative to Cleopatra himself to discuss the album
02:25:54
that I previously for $60,000 for Without Me, they offer a staggering $2,000.
02:25:57
Clearly they were playing with them, which was also their famous
02:25:59
modus operandi, leaving all the promises in the world of ours
02:26:01
that I'm a slave like the old.
02:26:02
The priest, of course, didn't take the deal.
02:26:04
In particular, I'm
02:26:05
a slave like deals,
02:26:06
production performance like True Master
02:26:07
and even chapel from system A down has yet to see the light of day.
02:26:10
Oh, that's just like the main reason I believe there should never, ever
02:26:12
be a discussion about priest not having any sort of follow up followers, although.
02:26:17
Yeah,
02:26:19
I was in New York in September 2019, and I'm not a priest.
02:26:21
I'm like, okay, I might be a priest. Three songs.
02:26:23
But he struck me as the most ambitious of the trio
02:26:25
and someone who truly want to pave his own path, separate
02:26:26
from the name of his famous father, Z.
02:26:28
You often referred to me as uncle Eddie, told me he was in trouble,
02:26:29
and as long as he remained in the dark, he didn't feel that way.
02:26:31
Like you think that I was like, okay.
02:26:32
So he went in extreme detail.
02:26:33
Like, if I was like, it's only gonna go circumstances
02:26:34
where he was able to have all the details to his dad.
02:26:36
I gave him my word. And that's the promise.
02:26:37
I probably kept was very tight. Like I'm had me to come.
02:26:39
As soon as I got back to L.A., I contacted a priest
02:26:41
and told him I'm going to put the money to move to LA, where he was stable priest
02:26:43
to get a job in order to pull his own weight around. The priest.
02:26:45
Initial reaction was like, make my son stay with you.
02:26:47
And I don't mind because he's your son.
02:26:48
And clearly you could use the guy to take care of his father.
02:26:50
Well, that being said, it looks like it's not the same old story like this father
02:26:53
and saint for me and all dangerous people present get to work.
02:26:55
During the worldwide pandemic in 2020,
02:26:56
priest was heavily reliant on me
02:26:57
as a main source of income, while not being able to tour,
02:27:00
I came up an idea that allowed him to profit off of the physical release
02:27:02
of his new album.
02:27:02
During the play
02:27:02
The Gods and the remastered reissue of Black Market, Black Market Revisited,
02:27:06
I'm Sorry, Black August and Black Market Revisited.
02:27:07
I'm Credit is an executive on both these reissue projects,
02:27:09
coupled with the fact I demonstrated work
02:27:11
to show Priest I've been financially displaced by Covid
02:27:12
by not being able to tour, that's reducing its monthly rate significantly.
02:27:14
These two projects have a responsibility for the greater portion of the year,
02:27:17
I think,
02:27:17
and I help reach 50% online instruction, e-commerce pages to ensure
02:27:20
you financially benefit for all the future releases moving forward.
02:27:22
I proceed to complete the new album, Rocket Refill.
02:27:24
Extremely grateful for all my children's time.
02:27:25
For the first time ever, reach out to me and ask what I want to receive once more.
02:27:28
Coming out of rock rockets,
02:27:29
we decide on a soldier producer person
02:27:30
I know it's my job is far greater than simply an artwork,
02:27:32
and we even made arrangements for live performance.
02:27:34
So last album release, Party in My Backyard,
02:27:35
for which I covered all the course for free.
02:27:36
So it's free entry 20 for free in hopes of showing up in a major way.
02:27:38
We came this morning the fiscal album,
02:27:39
which freeze would put me on a group text right alongside
02:27:42
his engineer and his graphic designer ESL,
02:27:43
his assistant slash, barber Sean and others to coordinate the event
02:27:46
and the album.
02:27:46
And this group that I approve the artwork
02:27:48
with my name credit, associate producer along with the other art panels
02:27:50
going before going to press approve by all individual approval.
02:27:53
I'll give you all things to agree, because I'm on the page
02:27:54
and everything is running smoothly
02:27:55
until press want to move the conversation over to price points
02:27:57
for each of these items, I interjected on the group chat.
02:27:59
Let's focus on building the app structure first.
02:28:00
Then you can see trying to remember price what you want,
02:28:01
but discussing money before building the site and making sure
02:28:03
the e-commerce page would run effectively was effectively a waste of time.
02:28:05
Apparently.
02:28:06
Priest priest a great offense to me, shooting down his request
02:28:08
to move things over to the money.
02:28:08
Talking about telling me
02:28:09
yes to remove my name from the album in both senior vinyl format
02:28:12
and of course do not have the bolts to tell me this.
02:28:14
By the time I finished the 30 minute live side, we had made over $6,000 online
02:28:17
preorder sales. From the Rocket to Nebulosity.
02:28:18
I couldn't have been prouder of the rollout
02:28:20
and everyone and everyone laughed about that. Not feeling good.
02:28:22
I felt good, but of course stayed at home since it was my house.
02:28:25
A few weeks later I went to priest House and what do you know, the rocket arrived.
02:28:28
I grabbed it from the box, immediately noticed
02:28:29
my name wasn't in the credit like previous.
02:28:30
I previously approved everyone else's name there. That's not mine.
02:28:33
I questioned priest about this and trusted my witness,
02:28:35
and priest said there was a spacing issue on the ark
02:28:36
that couldn't be fixed in time.
02:28:38
And yes, I had no choice but to remove my name from the credits.
02:28:40
Of course, nobody's made any sense, but I called you
02:28:41
anyway to let him know if this were true. I sure it's natural stuff.
02:28:43
And thanks to a glass door next I'm going to say here we go.
02:28:45
Yes, I just laughed and said instead telling me
02:28:47
why don't you check your man priest?
02:28:48
I tried to reason. That's what I was talking about.
02:28:50
His phone vibrated so much it moved but knew for a fact.
02:28:53
I'm in the finals. Where to be received about 4 or 5 months.
02:28:55
My club would be their house, and I took a few CDs.
02:28:57
And that priest was in jazz department.
02:28:59
We are now in August 2020 and I got a call from priest.
02:29:01
Assistance like that
02:29:02
doesn't even mean that they need they need me to help set up.
02:29:04
But they've had a birthday bash for priests
02:29:05
who can't afford to throw a birthday party
02:29:07
due to financial hardships and suffocating pandemic.
02:29:08
He gives me a number from a woman named Chantelle
02:29:10
would be able to open a bar downtown
02:29:11
privately for some friends to attend, and everyone can drink for free.
02:29:13
As long as I was going to pay $1,000,
02:29:14
I agreed without having to think twice about it
02:29:16
until prison, trying to go ahead and put up the commotion.
02:29:17
Oddly enough, I had Chantal's number on my phone which one gave to me
02:29:20
and her number was saying my phone was getting McGee.
02:29:22
I called the number and as soon as I heard her voice,
02:29:23
I noticed McGee person I had been with years and years ago.
02:29:26
She asked how I was doing and told me how much she missed
02:29:28
the side of my glorious talk I told her about.
02:29:30
I told her both me and my appendage were doing just fine.
02:29:32
She let me know that if I was ever single again,
02:29:33
she wouldn't mind locking that down, and I laughed and told her
02:29:35
she'd have a better chance meeting with priest to your plan.
02:29:37
He was all right. But for your dick I become a total whore.
02:29:39
I was insanely flattered.
02:29:40
And thank you for the laughs before hanging with him.
02:29:41
Come the day of the party, everyone's having a blast.
02:29:43
We get extremely faded.
02:29:44
We started drinking around 2 p.m..
02:29:45
I must have gone through half a dozen bottles of patrol during the time.
02:29:47
Around 6 or 7 p.m., priest was obliterated and asked that someone walking home.
02:29:50
The party was thrown. Around 8 p.m..
02:29:51
Chantelle told me there was still the matter of a tapes.
02:29:53
I made an announcement in the bar.
02:29:54
I insisted he say whatever I could to get the money out of the bar.
02:29:57
My wife and I'd already paid off.
02:29:58
Everyone's drinking for the course of the day.
02:30:00
Sean came up to me and told me to Sean to watch me.
02:30:02
He told me to pay for him and I told him I would not.
02:30:03
I wasn't already cover the expense of the party leave
02:30:05
if the policeman's freeloading broke out renting for $20.
02:30:07
The picture while drinking for free all day,
02:30:09
Sean took thanks.
02:30:11
When I laughed at him,
02:30:11
I kept moving, reminding each of his friends the tip on top.
02:30:13
The bar I made to the transient like around $6.
02:30:15
Tips for sure enough, not a dime from Sean and my wife.
02:30:17
My one time my friend Brett left the party. I made our way to my car.
02:30:19
I noticed only two other dudes waiting for me.
02:30:21
I was running my vehicle Sean got off with.
02:30:22
Let's see you talking about this one square up bitch.
02:30:24
So I swear it was Sean.
02:30:25
Before anyone could draw a single punch, my friend,
02:30:27
that Sean tackles into the ground. Me still squared up.
02:30:29
I turned around the two other guys. We showed him. I didn't know from Adam.
02:30:31
We can't publish this guy's face unmercifully.
02:30:32
Then everyone I know and I was fighting one other eventually,
02:30:34
not a security guard who was there pulls me off.
02:30:36
The random guy,
02:30:36
Brett gets kicked in the face by showing up from way out from Brett's.
02:30:39
Brett's waist drops to 45. Everyone starts right away.
02:30:41
We get my car. We were even watching my Justin after party.
02:30:46
Was canceled.
02:30:47
A dozen others made their way to my place in the valley.
02:30:48
Once I got home, I got my nine millimeter left.
02:30:50
My phone, told everyone I'd be back in an hour,
02:30:51
and I went looking for showing these people.
02:30:53
I literally have the video labeled, just in case you need a 40 minute break.
02:30:58
Watching Sean's With My Mind, talk to the Jason
02:31:01
and even sign in the front desk again.
02:31:02
I don't want that to be back on that Matthew Mark
02:31:03
it said rapper producer story.
02:31:05
I thought I would learn something while waiting and to my surprise,
02:31:08
son Zeke, I present Welcome Me.
02:31:09
I'm taking you back to our place.
02:31:11
I got to a spot where both see where both he and he stayed in Bruce's
02:31:14
apparently solitary nonstop for the past hour.
02:31:15
But what went down with Chris birthday party after he left?
02:31:17
No one had to die.
02:31:18
Anybody see these influencers sitting there fucking can't eat food?
02:31:21
And critique said from their car to the after party.
02:31:24
My place I do couple weeks went by.
02:31:25
I didn't hear shit outs from the guys I watch.
02:31:27
It's all pre supposed to picture on his IG to the rock
02:31:29
finals had come in so I checked it out.
02:31:30
This is only halfway over the album so I can see my name.
02:31:33
As there was as guaranteed for my work.
02:31:35
Let's see what happens at the end. I gotta get a verse on this.
02:31:38
I step in the booth and begin freestyling about lions and tigers and Quavo,
02:31:41
was he drinking or something? He chase thanks Sydal.
02:31:43
Intelligent motherfuckers be talking about their songs,
02:31:46
so note that no one else understands.
02:31:48
Before the vendetta, Kings told me that my first wasn't going to make the case
02:31:51
I had clearly and clearly knowing I had his best interests at heart.
02:31:54
He also had his he must have taken drugs and they just kicked him
02:31:58
in because now he's not like me.
02:32:00
Fucking do the work that makes the money or do jerk off
02:32:04
shit in the studio for nothing. Seems simple to me.
02:32:06
But again, I do jerk off shit for nothing and focus as I am.
02:32:10
Preach never ended up doing the final verse for the album,
02:32:12
but instead gave me a full length solo song we used as the outro track
02:32:16
for the album, titled The Almighty, having the final piece to conclude,
02:32:20
y'all, my own worth the fight and the bullshit that came along with it.
02:32:24
Priest would, of course, get upset that I talked about this encounter
02:32:26
during the Panda job interview,
02:32:28
asking me why I thought it was necessary to rehash shit from the past.
02:32:31
I told him in interviews, questions get asked and I provide truthful answers.
02:32:36
Not any more complicated than that right there
02:32:38
and with that, priest vowed to never speak to me again.
02:32:41
I have spent the past week love you and only want to bring, bring,
02:32:45
bring out and deliver the absolute best in you.
02:32:48
These people are happens to be dropping more dangerous.
02:32:51
Keep them far faster.
02:32:54
From the book
02:32:54
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02:32:58
dropping November 3rd, 2012.
02:33:01
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02:33:11
Okay, so here's this.
02:33:18
Mount pleasant.
02:33:23
Ruth's Chris
02:33:24
Tomahawk ribeye 40 ounce Tomahawk ribeye.
02:33:29
Look at that long bone ribeye.
02:33:32
Yeah this is what I had.
02:33:37
And it didn't have a regular strip.
02:33:40
Because the bone in supposed to taste better.
02:33:45
And I wanted to be fancy.
02:33:47
Oh you got a bone.
02:33:48
No, I just you didn't hear me, right?
02:33:51
Yeah. Oh, no, I didn't hear you. This is the non bone in.
02:33:53
I thought you said.
02:33:54
Why don't you just get the.
02:33:57
What did you say?
02:33:59
I think you said, why don't you get the
02:34:02
non bone in once you stick your bone in.
02:34:05
Why didn't I get my bone in.
02:34:07
Well, when you go to Ruth's Chris you do get your bone in.
02:34:14
No, but stuff.
02:34:17
Yeah.
02:34:17
Let's say porterhouse is my favorite.
02:34:21
Yeah.
02:34:22
See, I said I told my my wife we had three choice 28 though.
02:34:26
Jesus Christ, look at that. Yeah.
02:34:28
These are, these are different.
02:34:30
These are a little higher because it is a 40 ounce fucking
02:34:34
these prices are a different
02:34:37
like the strip I got was 77.
02:34:40
Right.
02:34:42
But then yeah.
02:34:42
See in this other menu this didn't look as good.
02:34:46
It looks like a sirloin that looks like a sirloin I mean not a ribeye.
02:34:49
Looks like Golden Gordon food service I have them in my freezer.
02:34:53
But dude this is not what it looked like when it came.
02:34:56
It was it had one side that looked a little bit.
02:34:58
It came in when it came I came.
02:35:00
So all this like white goo around it is, is actually bubbling
02:35:05
on a 500 degree plate.
02:35:06
So it looks, you know, it's not sizzling.
02:35:08
I mean, it's bubbling.
02:35:08
Why does it need to be a 500 degree plate?
02:35:11
So your steak stays hot through the whole fucking thing.
02:35:14
You're the one that preached up to 700 degrees.
02:35:16
So why does have to be 500?
02:35:17
That's because they've cooking on it.
02:35:19
Exactly, exactly.
02:35:21
You're cooking the steak on the plate?
02:35:23
Yeah, a little bit.
02:35:25
Oh no, not totally, not totally.
02:35:26
But it's continuing to cook as it rests.
02:35:30
But she had a whole nother piece.
02:35:31
So it was like it was this big.
02:35:33
And then another piece that was so marbled fatty.
02:35:38
Yeah.
02:35:39
In fact, I think some of it's still good good bad good good fat good.
02:35:43
Just so good.
02:35:45
It was not the best tasting steak I ever had, but probably top five.
02:35:50
The one bite I had there.
02:35:53
Yeah, the Ruth's Chris steak I had was top five steak ever.
02:35:57
The ribeye highly recommend but
02:36:01
and plus $74 it made sense for the ribeye I'm the kind of person
02:36:05
dude I literally look at the calories if I'm paying $100 for one meal,
02:36:10
one of them is 1400 calories and one of them is 1100 calories.
02:36:13
I'm getting the four. I'm.
02:36:14
That's how niggardly I am.
02:36:17
Oh, frugal.
02:36:22
I've only done one mash up.
02:36:24
I have to do this other one.
02:36:25
And we were talking about rappers.
02:36:28
You were talking about rappers.
02:36:34
Well, for me, Chris only breaks from the break.
02:36:36
Break trying to meet.
02:36:37
I'm about to introduce myself right now on my channel.
02:36:39
You won't see
02:36:40
what what you're watching right now, because Ryan is closing out the show
02:36:43
and you might get some so I can go on the Friday night.
02:36:46
Chris Price, we come from all over the state.
02:36:48
It's the best observatory. Oh, yeah.
02:36:50
The people that the competition is how us guys get paid.
02:36:53
We're shit.
02:36:54
I watched the Hodge twins eat shit in their car for one month before dollars.
02:36:59
One of the casually traded no fries today.
02:37:02
They cut all the light they can eat whatever the fuck they want.
02:37:06
Just to be honest, I still remember what the time of year 12 I think.
02:37:11
So the little things the best.
02:37:13
It's like it's great, great.
02:37:15
If Ryan hates it.
02:37:16
This segment, we got to cater to our one viewer.
02:37:20
I think we're going to beat the best we can, present the race and.
02:37:29
I don't know what to do with everything
02:37:32
that we're done.
02:37:34
You might as well.
02:37:36
I don't have the money to fix the broadcast
02:37:39
upgrade with
02:37:41
this without a roof over the wallet. Right.
02:37:43
And we need to get this done. Let's do this.
02:37:45
Mostly because it's a long time ago, but they kept it off
02:37:49
the new improvements.
02:37:53
Program will indicate
02:37:55
also because we are not going to be able to help with very.
02:37:59
Excuse me.
02:38:15
Right now for both of you guys.
02:38:17
And you might catch this on the Mekong River.
02:38:19
Not going to get thrown in a boat.
02:38:20
No one ever assistance kitchen leaks.
02:38:22
But let's keep one thing clear.
02:38:24
It's not that I care about the fish that much,
02:38:25
because my life will still be at beaches with me
02:38:29
and ram when it comes to any other sport.
02:38:32
You know the chance.
02:38:42
Is chicken got a kick to it?
02:38:43
You mean like these people?
02:38:45
I mean, I mean, I didn't say that, right?
02:38:47
I'm sorry.
02:38:48
That's not what I meant at all.
02:38:54
Those people.
02:38:55
That's what I should have said.
02:39:01
You could have.
02:39:01
Man, it's a perfect camera down there.
02:39:06
So they sit in their car and they eat food.
02:39:09
And I really hope that the fast food places pay them.
02:39:14
I don't think they do.
02:39:16
It's boom.
02:39:20
See, we're we're working at it.
02:39:21
They just sit here and eat food is don't get millions of views
02:39:25
and they get to talk with their mouth.
02:39:27
Tasty.
02:39:28
Fuck yeah.
02:39:30
You know what I say?
02:39:31
I haven't done that quite a while.
02:39:33
A protein back in stock
02:39:35
America splitting opinions.
02:39:38
Well you can if you if you work out chocolate you keep being lubricant. Do
02:39:43
so I let him say it.
02:39:46
But they eat what you want to eat.
02:39:50
Oh they cut it out because it's YouTube.
02:39:52
He says eat whatever the fuck you eat.
02:39:58
Yeah, I don't get it.
02:39:59
There's also that mukbang where they, like, really eat.
02:40:02
They really eat, and then they really eat.
02:40:07
So I have one last thing.
02:40:12
And we've done, chickens.
02:40:16
We've done scorpions.
02:40:23
You know, now
02:40:25
we're going to add request
02:40:27
of injuries, medical emergencies, horse racing, horses in general.
02:40:32
Beautiful, majestic. Understand humans quite well.
02:40:35
Ready to diagnose some of these injuries. Let's get started.
02:40:37
Be well.
02:40:39
Camille, at the second last Marion Square.
02:40:42
Reached for it slightly.
02:40:43
Gets the other side just in front from.
02:40:45
Are they supposed to sway across all the lanes like this?
02:40:48
I feel like they should be all in their own dedicated lane.
02:40:51
This is the Doogie Howser that worked one.
02:40:54
Oh, we didn't ask how Mrs.
02:40:55
Gary was. How rude.
02:40:56
How's Mrs. Gary?
02:40:57
All Camille out in front. The rider.
02:41:02
Horrible fall.
02:41:03
We can just go right to the hammers.
02:41:04
The inside from we go right to the crashes.
02:41:07
This will take a full, wide damage.
02:41:09
What we were doing, I don't
02:41:10
I have no idea what the announcers saying because this is so new to me.
02:41:13
Then Resistencia.
02:41:14
Oh, there's a full coming up towards the home today.
02:41:17
It's a really nasty fall that one horse slid Naboo attack and also lucky patch.
02:41:23
If the horse wins without the rider, does the horse still win?
02:41:27
Four fractured ribs, a fractured, receptive spirometer.
02:41:31
It's like a fun little plastic to the crop. Oh, no.
02:41:34
In these types of, injuries, in these types of year,
02:41:37
sporting escapes ever captured on camera as jockey Simon Mills comes across.
02:41:41
Oh, no.
02:41:42
In these types of, injuries, what happens a lot of time
02:41:45
is you get somebody notice that this weight metatarsal.
02:41:48
We don't care what you get.
02:41:50
We just want to see when the horse flip.
02:41:52
Oh, in the horse.
02:41:53
Holy land foreign.
02:41:55
Got into Natalie's head. Oh, my.
02:41:57
It almost completely rips off her.
02:42:00
What about Natalie? Her face literally.
02:42:01
What do you feel about the term?
02:42:03
Almost completely.
02:42:05
There's Natalie.
02:42:05
Stick a finger in your ass when she should have.
02:42:08
Could have saved her
02:42:10
cells.
02:42:11
Because once again, you need a pretty big thumb or finger.
02:42:14
A bug that is seen horse shit in parades and, you know, farms.
02:42:20
I think they're there.
02:42:21
That's why the horse is. So he turns it.
02:42:24
Yeah.
02:42:24
I think the whole purpose is to know that you're there, to startle it.
02:42:31
And if you're just bouncing around like a hot dog going down the hallway,
02:42:34
he's not going to notice it or or she
02:42:37
or these horses just loose.
02:42:41
Oh, my God, why weren't they out of the way?
02:42:44
Crush injuries are really dangerous
02:42:46
because when you have a bony crush injury, you could develop with someone's weight.
02:42:49
So we don't care about the horses.
02:42:51
We're just talking about the woman
02:42:52
that was just standing there minding their own business.
02:42:56
I don't think horseshoes do very well when they're running, right.
02:42:58
They need cleats to horses.
02:43:01
Are there horse cleats?
02:43:03
Are there any horses?
02:43:04
Oh, my God, I didn't see those.
02:43:06
Oh, trample trample injury trample injury.
02:43:10
Oh my God, I didn't see those two.
02:43:12
Oh my god oh my God. He's so sorry.
02:43:13
The ambulance where he underwent back surgery over the weekend.
02:43:16
He expected to trample my nerve.
02:43:18
And then they can't literally extend their their last.
02:43:22
That's the flight down the side. So.
02:43:23
Oh my God, it's all the way down there full of that.
02:43:26
Who was it?
02:43:26
Oh he's like I said oh my God. Like that.
02:43:28
Looks like he had the biggest injury of all the leaves.
02:43:31
There's a God.
02:43:32
I'm a medical doctor.
02:43:33
Leaves a 3% chance for survival.
02:43:36
So I feel like a lot of times
02:43:37
they don't get adequate representation in medical media.
02:43:41
The horses.
02:43:42
That's when jet goes berserk.
02:43:45
Oh, dude, you didn't even see it right in the fucking space.
02:43:49
Oh my God. Hunting him off the carriage.
02:43:51
Oh my God, I heard a shot and I didn't know what it was.
02:43:56
This strength at which a horse kicks is just so scary.
02:43:59
This is called. Which is?
02:44:01
This is what most people speculate happened to DeMar Hamlin that a hit came
02:44:04
to the center of his chest, causing his heart to stop this frequently.
02:44:07
Why? You'll see he actually dies off
02:44:11
just in time to avoid another brutal whack from jet.
02:44:15
And he took like an uppercut.
02:44:17
I think the horses pissed that steel.
02:44:19
We know the physical, but you don't walk.
02:44:21
They look bring a riding helmet.
02:44:23
Landed on his head.
02:44:24
Spinal cord injuries affect
02:44:28
areas in an equestrian showjumping event in.
02:44:31
Oh, man, that's bad. B-roll.
02:44:32
That's horrible. B-roll, dude. How insensitive.
02:44:35
I mean, look, they picked Superman.
02:44:38
I'm being paralyzed.
02:44:42
It was a horse.
02:44:42
It wasn't a swimming pool.
02:44:43
I was more severed.
02:44:45
You're going to make a lot of assumptions.
02:44:48
42 year old actor was thrown from his horse Saturday while
02:44:51
competing in an equestrian showjumping event in Virginia.
02:44:54
Reeve, who is apparently wearing a riding helmet, landed on his head.
02:44:57
Spinal cord injuries A fan.
02:45:00
A very good advertisement for helmet below the region.
02:45:03
You know how like front cars have a crumple zone?
02:45:05
Maybe God built a human body like the neck is your crumple zone.
02:45:09
So if you put a helmet on or like protective gear,
02:45:13
the the weight of the blow has to go somewhere.
02:45:15
It travels right up your spine.
02:45:18
So my advice is, if you are riding a horse, don't wear a helmet.
02:45:22
This is not a medical show.
02:45:23
Do not listen and and wear.
02:45:25
The injury occurred
02:45:26
sometimes that it gets a little complicated when you're in the middle.
02:45:29
He looks happier than ever though.
02:45:30
I mean, I have never seen the padding on the level.
02:45:32
You're happy as you may have no sensations in some areas.
02:45:35
He was like, half life sucked.
02:45:37
He, you know, he was thinking about suicide.
02:45:40
Now he's just like, dude, I never have to do anything anymore.
02:45:44
Motor control of some areas and others not.
02:45:46
But if you're having it that high up at C1, C2,
02:45:49
you're not going to actually, he's in complete pain.
02:45:51
He just can't move his mouth.
02:45:52
It's going to make life significant different.
02:45:55
Not funny.
02:45:57
Although Frank believes he is born to be a jockey, his genetics beg to differ.
02:46:01
He weighs 142 pounds, much heavier than most jockeys.
02:46:05
They to.
02:46:06
When the owner of a horse named Sweet Kiss finds himself without a jockey,
02:46:11
the owner says, listen, if you can lose 10 pounds
02:46:14
somehow in a day, then you can ride this body.
02:46:17
First of all, losing 10 pounds in a day is not unheard of.
02:46:20
Boxers lose way more than that.
02:46:22
When they do, they take a huge weight.
02:46:23
Rituals that include sauna, excessive sweating,
02:46:27
limited fluid consumption, fluid restricting enough in the neck area.
02:46:32
If you don't have proper like all also weakness exit.
02:46:35
Give me.
02:46:36
I don't command a sweet kiss inch further and further ahead of the competition.
02:46:40
The cartoon ones don't have quite the same, Impact.
02:46:43
He has won the race, Frank.
02:46:45
But the horse, when the hitting the body of the person sure had an impact on my.
02:46:49
But he finished the race.
02:46:51
Winning the race as a dead man.
02:46:53
Frank Hayes falls off the saddle face first into the racetrack.
02:46:59
What?
02:47:00
Wait.
02:47:00
Hang Frank had a heart attack.
02:47:02
He died before crossing the finish line.
02:47:04
This is the part of the story that I think is kind of.
02:47:06
So this is what I do when she leads.
02:47:08
I think you have to have a jockey and a horse to win.
02:47:11
Riding the horse. You're making it up.
02:47:13
Frank Hayes becomes the only person in horse racing history
02:47:17
to ever ride across the finish line of a race and win as a dead man.
02:47:21
Cool story.
02:47:22
I've used it before. I wouldn't say it's necessarily.
02:47:25
Maybe we should think he died in the midst of a race.
02:47:28
Is it before the finish line?
02:47:29
Was it after the finish line? Hard to say.
02:47:31
Maybe we should start giving the horse's credit when he instead of the jockey.
02:47:34
Like, did we draw cereal troponin?
02:47:37
The muscle enzyme that is released to the board when there's cardiac damage?
02:47:40
Did they even have an EKG in the 1920s?
02:47:42
Look it up when the cages come.
02:47:46
When we'll never going to know.
02:47:47
We're never going to know when EKGs were invented because we don't care.
02:47:52
I like how he was mobile googling.
02:47:55
Wow bugling we are retarded.
02:48:00
I can solve this Rubik's cube.
02:48:02
So here's that rap without being messed up.
02:48:07
I'm the fastest rapper alive.
02:48:10
I think my oh my.
02:48:12
At the top I got a piece of my G.o.a.t.
02:48:14
Just reached my prime to hate me.
02:48:16
Can form a la la. Yeah.
02:48:18
Line him up on a number on down like chopper this.
02:48:21
Gotta love it.
02:48:22
Going simple Jack.
02:48:23
Tropic Thunder I just keep on getting back to the meditative put me on a pedestal.
02:48:26
They might have been ahead of them. And I ain't talking alphabetical.
02:48:28
No, they never know. The effort that it took to be incredible.
02:48:30
I took a beating. Eat it like I said about you.
02:48:31
Like a poor woman.
02:48:32
If you come in like a rookie against a veteran, it's gonna be regrettable.
02:48:34
You're gonna need some medical attention for your head in there somewhere.
02:48:36
The general.
02:48:36
My God, I'm gonna come and get it headed for the better.
02:48:38
They put you on a ventilator and up like a vegetable.
02:48:40
No, it ain't really ethical. They. They should be.
02:48:41
But on the medicine to keep the body.
02:48:43
General, you better go to bed. I gotta get a better chemicals.
02:48:44
They better metastatic for the headache, man, I get it.
02:48:46
Nobody recommended by the bed. I go inside the house.
02:48:48
I gotta let him alone.
02:48:48
But the man is not. I had a row the other way around.
02:48:50
A man is living in a man I nowhere.
02:48:51
Anyway, I don't got a better pity for the petty hoes.
02:48:52
I recommended that another quickie is forgettable.
02:48:54
About the glow up on a boat like a man like that
02:48:56
I run up in the metaverse night have. There's bragging about it.
02:48:58
I can understand almost everything.
02:49:00
It's better than a regular competitor in feeling a homicidal murder.
02:49:02
Kind of Kirk probably ever wanted was the opportunity
02:49:03
to brutally commit a murder man and do it with impunity.
02:49:05
Get rid of the awakened is a breaking.
02:49:06
One is two degrees in that I get a killer on the loose in the community.
02:49:08
I later in the night is when I go, go, go, go.
02:49:11
I got the time. I got to flaunt it like a Gotti.
02:49:12
Put the bodies of the Miami in the gutter with the isn't a criticism time
02:49:15
gunslinger buddy city. It's a pity I'm a villain.
02:49:17
The diamond I was
02:49:19
get away I might have saved but I we had a mega
02:49:23
man I get some money and it's getting really fast to put this on a pedal, man.
02:49:26
I could have got a metal like a sprinter.
02:49:27
Cause I'm winning when I move, when I go,
02:49:29
when I'm racing with the police, that appears to get a bad.
02:49:31
Another chasing me to Vegas like I'm O.J.
02:49:32
in the Bronco to the back.
02:49:34
And then a criminal to pick up the phone.
02:49:35
Another four minutes with another slow
02:49:38
whisper.
02:49:39
It just sounds like a.
02:49:42
What it's like,
02:49:44
but it's never.
02:49:45
When I say everybody, my name is about to get it though.
02:49:48
You always gotta run your mouth I gotta have you on.
02:49:50
I'm like, you don't hear the matter.
02:49:53
Of that I got it, I got it, I.
02:49:57
Never be.
02:49:57
Everybody's happy.
02:49:58
But I thought it better time to go ahead I wanna waste my time
02:50:02
instead of many minutes I got one eye and I'm like a
02:50:04
little bit of looking in the wrap. I thought that that was.
02:50:07
That is chopper.
02:50:08
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I'm screwed about.
02:50:11
Oh though I don't know. No it's just the same.
02:50:14
Yeah. Whatever.
02:50:16
It'd be cool if he threw in a whole note.
02:50:18
Every once in a while, you'd be like, whoa,
02:50:21
a whole note, a whole note.
02:50:24
Four beats in a four, four.
02:50:30
But anyway, you looking for the nerd button?
02:50:33
Four beats, five drunken stupidness.
02:50:35
No way to go through life. So for four.
02:50:40
Hello, rebel. But
02:50:42
please like and subscribe and share, which has just been added
02:50:46
for some reason we've never ever in our lives said share.
02:50:50
So I had to add.
02:50:51
I had to add it today when I hit the little banner.
02:50:54
There's a share banner here.
02:50:57
I just added the share because like, share, comment
02:50:59
and subscribe is too long and hard to say.
02:51:02
Too long and hard.
02:51:03
I said.
02:51:08
So it looks like we covered everything.
02:51:10
We covered, dildos, smashing meat.
02:51:14
We covered how the earth somehow had a catastrophe that killed everything.
02:51:18
But then not not dinosaurs and people. 10%.
02:51:22
We did atheist Christmas carols.
02:51:25
We did.
02:51:25
Who claims to be the fastest real rap, but it wasn't live, so it doesn't count.
02:51:29
We had a few new sponsors.
02:51:32
We had these wonderful little horse
02:51:37
horns.
02:51:38
Let's go.
02:51:41
Wait, is that the chick from, girls,
02:51:45
let's go draw
02:51:48
horse. Horse?
02:51:50
I want to see if song art.
02:51:59
It's a bottle opener.
02:52:00
Trying to see what's in there.
02:52:02
Eggs, laser or hair accessories?
02:52:05
You could probably cut an onion.
02:52:07
Now you can have plastic cutting eggs.
02:52:10
Oh, dude, that thing will change your life however you slice it.
02:52:13
I don't know why.
02:52:14
So I don't know.
02:52:19
Whenever you want to eat one, it just makes it so much better.
02:52:21
I just eat it.
02:52:23
Yeah.
02:52:23
Then you don't want to slice it like a thug.
02:52:27
All right, little slice.
02:52:28
This is a horrible timing. Could you just say like a fag?
02:52:30
I was about to say because when I put it on my salad,
02:52:35
I don't like to have, like, a big
02:52:37
egg in the middle that I gotta cut up as I eat it.
02:52:40
I do like it spread out like it's spread.
02:52:44
You want a lot.
02:52:44
You know what else is a lot like eggs.
02:52:47
Do you know it likes eggs? Sperm?
02:52:50
Yeah.
02:52:50
Speaking of sperm and egg, it's.
02:52:53
Damn you, bro.
02:52:56
Bro.
02:53:00
What a fuck starts a conversation
02:53:02
like that?
02:53:07
Gives
02:53:09
up your disease.
02:53:13
The fuck are you? You.
02:53:15
You brought it here.
02:53:16
We had the volume issue for me.
02:53:18
A man in 2026.
02:53:20
Oh, really?
02:53:21
Nice place to meet a man in 2026.
02:53:23
That's supposed to be a man in 2026.
02:53:24
Well, he, Where's it?
02:53:26
Good place to meet a man, I'd say in the ladies room, but I don't know where.
02:53:30
Can you meet a man? Maybe.
02:53:34
Maybe.
02:53:36
Get it?
02:53:39
No I don't.
02:53:40
Oh, I get it now. It took me a while.
02:53:43
Wait. No, wait. What? Because she's crazy.
02:53:45
So I tried to find a longer clip of that, and I can.
02:53:48
Is it because she's trans?
02:53:51
No, she's just making fun of trans.
02:53:54
Right?
02:53:55
That's the same thing I said.
02:53:59
So you meant.
02:53:59
Yes. That. No. Yes. No, no.
02:54:03
Maybe so.
02:54:05
So, Oh, you motherfuckers.
02:54:09
What do you think about the,
02:54:11
big 24% cannabis tax? 51%.
02:54:17
Little fun math.
02:54:18
So if you take the 10% that they added to the 6% sales tax at 16%,
02:54:23
and then if you add that to your, like $10 bill,
02:54:26
that's way too low.
02:54:29
I yeah I don't everyone keep saying 51% because there's some kind of a
02:54:34
I don't know if it's new math.
02:54:36
I've been corrected on that a lot.
02:54:37
I know that 16 plus 24 is 40, right.
02:54:43
All I know is I got.
02:54:45
But here's what I remember. Here's why.
02:54:48
Because they're not taxed. They're they're taxing the tax.
02:54:50
Like when you when they add that 24% tax or whatever
02:54:53
that they added, it's already on top of the other 16%.
02:54:57
So that's not a straight 40% because you're doubling
02:55:00
the 16.
02:55:05
Well, regardless
02:55:08
I spent 200.
02:55:08
But regardless
02:55:10
I had it delivered $1,010
02:55:12
to all included in that $200 I got an ounce.
02:55:16
And did you pay tax?
02:55:18
Did you you paid. Sorry.
02:55:21
Yeah. What did I do?
02:55:22
No, I got around and I told them not to.
02:55:24
You should know. And they listen to me.
02:55:27
Look at the data on it.
02:55:29
Look at the data on it right now.
02:55:30
Go back and get your money. Everybody needs to know this week,
02:55:33
not only this, we learn on the flat rate show.
02:55:36
I don't know, do you got the bag?
02:55:37
That'll show you the
02:55:39
like if I look at my weed bags
02:55:41
it's got a date that it says,
02:55:44
all right, this one doesn't have it on.
02:55:47
It'll say like when it was packed.
02:55:51
That's when they bought it.
02:55:52
That's the lot that they bought it in.
02:55:53
And if that lot number doesn't say 2026 on it, you do not owe the tax on it.
02:55:58
You cannot.
02:55:58
They if they didn't pay tax on it you don't know tax.
02:56:01
I sell things.
02:56:02
You do not pay sales tax unless you
02:56:05
paid somebody sales tax.
02:56:07
You know what I mean. You ask you you
02:56:09
they call when you trans whatever I learned that from here's
02:56:13
a shout out for the the weed store in
02:56:17
not Waterford Commerce.
02:56:19
Maybe the day was packed.
02:56:21
Does that matter. Yeah. It doesn't say 2026.
02:56:24
No. Fuck no it doesn't because it it would be wet.
02:56:27
Yeah, but not fucking.
02:56:31
Harvested.
02:56:32
It has harvest date test date package I, I don't think the harvest like the lot.
02:56:38
There's a lot number for the pack.
02:56:39
That's when your facility bought that.
02:56:41
And if they didn't buy it in 2026, they're not allowed to charge the tax yet.
02:56:45
So they have to use they have to use all that old stock
02:56:48
because they didn't pay tax on it.
02:56:50
So they're just collecting tax from you that they're not paying on.
02:56:53
That's fraud.
02:56:54
So all your weed stores know that because we're coming after you.
02:56:57
If you're fucking charged and tax on weed that you had in 2025, you cannot do that.
02:57:02
You have to sell all that weed out and you can only sell the 2026 date loaded
02:57:06
if you didn't buy it in 2026.
02:57:07
As a provider, you cannot charge tax on it.
02:57:12
And if you're buying weed, please tell them that at the counter
02:57:14
and they'll probably go, you got us and they'll not charge you.
02:57:17
Or they don't even know.
02:57:19
A lot of weed stores don't know the rules. And the laws.
02:57:21
They think you have to swipe your card,
02:57:22
scan your ID, they don't you don't have to do that.
02:57:26
There's no law that says you have to do that.
02:57:27
In fact, there's not a lot of laws that are regulating much of it.
02:57:32
But yeah, the tax should not take effect for a couple.
02:57:36
It shouldn't. It just went on the first like that.
02:57:39
That's wrong.
02:57:41
Well maybe I missed. Maybe it was wrong.
02:57:43
But no, no I'm sure you paid everyone anywhere I've checked is charging
02:57:47
the tax as of midnight of the first or whatever they opened on the first.
02:57:52
It's bullshit though.
02:57:53
Even when they charge it pounds for 200 bucks, they're.
02:57:56
The industry is also suing Michigan
02:57:59
because you can't tax a tax, dude, you cannot tax a tax.
02:58:03
So at the very least,
02:58:04
if they are going to add an IT 24% tax on it, which I mean, it's fine.
02:58:08
I'm not going to complain about it because my weed prices when it went
02:58:11
from black to white market.
02:58:15
I'm not even exaggerating.
02:58:16
It to a quarter of what I used to pay.
02:58:19
Right.
02:58:20
So if they're going to if they're going to tax it up
02:58:23
to 50%, what I used to pay,
02:58:26
okay.
02:58:27
But you cannot tax the 16% already.
02:58:29
And they are that 24% tax is on your total bill plus the 16%.
02:58:33
You can't tax the tax.
02:58:36
You know what it is.
02:58:38
All the people that are deciding this shit are stone.
02:58:40
They don't know what the fuck they're they're like ten plus ten is 22.
02:58:44
Why do you have to paint stoners in a bad light like that?
02:58:48
That's such a stereotype.
02:58:49
That's non-existent. Is it?
02:58:52
Do you think weed makes you sharper?
02:58:55
Yes. You're wrong.
02:58:58
It may. You may have a learned behavior.
02:58:59
Oh, that line sure to. We forgot to play the lines one.
02:59:02
I'm not going to do the forward down the field play last.
02:59:04
Even now
02:59:04
I don't watch I see I thought you were they they're eliminated from the playoffs.
02:59:08
They beat the bears.
02:59:09
They beat them quite well which is so frustrating as a Lions fan
02:59:13
because it makes you think, why the fuck didn't
02:59:15
they do that against the shitty teams?
02:59:17
They're like playing for themselves. They.
02:59:19
I lost motivation in the last game.
02:59:20
Where was that for the games against the Vikings and the Steelers,
02:59:24
which I was actually at the Steelers game.
02:59:26
I saw that crazy ending. It was nuts.
02:59:28
It's nuts.
02:59:29
Bunch of kids went home, got in their cars and their
02:59:31
their parents had to tell them no.
02:59:32
The Lions didn't win because the scoreboard went to 30 to 29.
02:59:35
We all cheered.
02:59:35
Some people left and even the referee came out on the field.
02:59:39
He goes, the ruling on the field is a touchdown.
02:59:42
And then the crowd started cheering so much
02:59:44
you couldn't hear anything else we say, but we're not counting it.
02:59:46
Like, why would you even say that if it's not a touchdown,
02:59:49
don't lead your statement by saying there's a touchdown,
02:59:53
but there's a penalty, so there's no touchdown.
02:59:56
Fuck off.
02:59:58
Season's over. We suck again.
03:00:04
Oh no, we suck again.
03:00:12
Are we done
03:00:14
or are you done?
03:00:16
What's up? I'm checking my list right now.
03:00:18
I'm checking it twice.
03:00:19
I have one.
03:00:23
I have one more mash up.
03:00:26
I think
03:00:28
I've got this new story from December 30th.
03:00:31
Man gouged out elderly, elderly woman's eye with club in
03:00:34
random attack outside courthouse.
03:00:38
Made.
03:00:38
Allegedly struck an elderly woman with a spiked wooden club in a random attack
03:00:42
outside of a courthouse, gouging her eye and leaving her partially blind.
03:00:46
Jeanette, marking, 75, was sitting outside the court
03:00:50
outside the King County Courthouse on December 5th
03:00:52
waiting to cross the street, according to surveillance video.
03:00:55
Like, what a weird spot to go. Hey, I'm going to jack this lady with this.
03:00:57
And where do you get a spiked bath from?
03:00:59
She jacked the lady off.
03:01:01
Yeah. Jackie in the eye.
03:01:03
Wait, that's a there's a woman with a bat.
03:01:05
Jeanette I'm confused.
03:01:07
No. Jeanette was standing. Yes,
03:01:10
but was it a woman with the bat to
03:01:14
know the Catfight Cafe,
03:01:16
a man allegedly struck an elderly woman with a spiked like.
03:01:18
Do you want to show?
03:01:20
No, but I heard you.
03:01:21
But I'm looking at.
03:01:22
That's not a man. Oh, yeah.
03:01:24
There's. You just can't see his face because it's the same.
03:01:27
Because it's the same.
03:01:29
He looks very soft, pudgy and round.
03:01:31
It was big, fluffy woman hair.
03:01:33
Yeah, I don't know, but, yeah, she gets struck, with a spiked bat, and it just.
03:01:38
I don't know where you like.
03:01:39
Where did you acquire the spiked bat?
03:01:41
Like, did he make this bat just you had. Yeah.
03:01:43
You got to make a this bat around.
03:01:45
You take a big spike and you put it on the opposite side.
03:01:48
You want it to stick out,
03:01:50
You know what you can do?
03:01:51
Like, I have nails that are, like, six inches long.
03:01:54
You could probably just use one of those.
03:01:56
The only place I've seen this, like I've seen this in one place and one place only.
03:02:00
And that would be gross.
03:02:01
I it spike.
03:02:06
Oh. Yeah.
03:02:10
So that's the one that.
03:02:14
There we go.
03:02:14
So this is absolutely idiotic in my opinion, you know.
03:02:19
Oh, God, these idiots. Forget what I'm saying.
03:02:22
It's like out of his bat.
03:02:25
Look like weird nails.
03:02:27
It's definitely stuck in him.
03:02:28
His back looks funny.
03:02:31
Are you nuts?
03:02:33
Maybe we got pulled out of his back for us.
03:02:38
Thank God it's a street fight. It's anything goes.
03:02:40
Looking like you always got, like, a staff.
03:02:42
And I forgot to bring up with you alone.
03:02:44
Oh, no, this is not a
03:02:46
oh. Is
03:02:46
it really close to hostile and shit like, oh, this is.
03:02:50
Oh, guys, we have seen it all now
03:02:55
I say, man, I've been out of stuff like this in my career.
03:02:58
This is might be a oh, finally I got.
03:03:02
Yeah.
03:03:03
So he pulled out.
03:03:05
Yeah.
03:03:05
He pulled out all over the place.
03:03:11
I'm so sorry for this.
03:03:13
This is.
03:03:17
Oh, no.
03:03:18
Whoa.
03:03:18
That doesn't sound right.
03:03:25
No wonder the cars aren't working.
03:03:28
This will be the last mash up.
03:03:29
Gary called it the ironic mash up.
03:03:31
I think it's just to irritate.
03:03:35
I'm not going to play the whole thing.
03:03:45
Oh more eating on screen.
03:03:47
Look at that.
03:03:51
Can't you say.
03:03:55
The same with you.
03:03:58
Please better share food.
03:04:02
Shake. It.
03:04:09
There we go.
03:04:10
Oh, for
03:04:13
me. Be scary.
03:04:15
Oh, send me
03:04:18
to be better.
03:04:19
Share. Yeah.
03:04:21
I think he might
03:04:24
want. To.
03:04:39
Keep it.
03:04:45
Better share it's definition.
03:04:51
Consider.
03:04:53
Please.
03:04:55
Okay. She.
03:05:05
Here. So.
03:05:10
Share.
03:05:13
Yeah.
03:05:15
Better share this. She.
03:05:19
Please.
03:05:21
Okay.
03:05:23
She watch
03:05:28
all happy.
03:05:29
Okay. It's scary.
03:05:32
Oh. Sharing it is fine.
03:05:35
You can all get down there.
03:05:39
He might.
03:05:40
Well.
03:05:42
Oh you motherfuckers.
03:05:46
Yeah.
03:05:55
We need. Oh.
03:05:57
Well, I need to share something that has me up late nights.
03:06:00
It has me deliver a podcast, acting like a pedo
03:06:03
in my barn and running through graveyards just so I can have them.
03:06:06
I cannot keep it inside me as long and as hard as I'd like.
03:06:09
So here goes.
03:06:10
My age old story of loving a man too much.
03:06:13
I sat in my cozy
03:06:14
kitchen this morning, the soft morning light streaming in through the windows.
03:06:18
The air was filled with the delightful aroma of the French toast.
03:06:21
I had been gibber.
03:06:22
Preparing a sense of anticipation hung in the air, and my old fluffy friend
03:06:26
watched my every move with wise and affectionate eyes.
03:06:29
You've been with me through thick and thin, I whispered to my faithful
03:06:32
companion.
03:06:33
You've seen it all and now you're about to deliver something.
03:06:36
But I continued to dip each chip of bread into the egg mixture,
03:06:39
ensuring each one was perfectly coated before sizzling in the pan.
03:06:43
The French toast was a canvas, a platform for what I had been harboring for
03:06:47
far too long.
03:06:48
Today's the day I confided in my loyal friend.
03:06:51
The day I let go of chips had been hidden inside for years.
03:06:54
Carefully gibber the French toast on a beautiful tray.
03:06:57
I took a deep breath and said, it's not just a meal, it's a declaration,
03:07:01
a revelation of emotions that have been dormant for too long.
03:07:04
I reached for a small container and added a dollop of whipped
03:07:08
cream, the white messy okraku all over each slice of gibber toast.
03:07:12
My mouth watered as I thought of the sweet, decadent delight it would add.
03:07:16
With the tray in hand, I walked to the dining table, my heart racing.
03:07:20
My old fluffy dog followed obediently, jabber the significance of the moment
03:07:24
at the door.
03:07:25
The doorbell rang and I couldn't help
03:07:27
but feel the excitement coursing through my veins.
03:07:29
I took a deep breath and jabber to myself.
03:07:31
He's here.
03:07:32
Opening the door.
03:07:33
Jaws stood before me, just as stunning as ever.
03:07:36
Just like the first time I saw him.
03:07:38
He entered the room,
03:07:39
his eyes filled with curiosity as they jabber on the romantic setup.
03:07:43
Gary, you've really outdone yourself so much.
03:07:45
I met, he jabber with a knowing smile.
03:07:47
I grin back, my eyes jabber with his, and the charged atmosphere between us
03:07:52
was undeniable.
03:07:53
I've been waiting for you, I confessed, my voice growing gibber with
03:07:56
a gibber smile.
03:07:57
Drawer responded, oh, have you now?
03:07:59
As we sat on the couch enjoying our French toast, the tension between us
03:08:03
gibber promising a day filled with unspoken passion and intimacy.
03:08:07
Leaning in, I whispered, this is just the jibber drawer, his voice
03:08:11
laced with innuendo, responded jabber, looking forward to it.
03:08:15
And with that, our story began a tale of love that had been simmering
03:08:18
for far too long, ready to be savored one spoonful at a time, and with every dollop
03:08:23
of sweet, decadent jabber, shiny, slippery, white, messy old cock to
03:08:29
I like little boys pee pee wee wee gibber.
03:08:31
I like to jibber them on the inside
03:08:33
and give it like a play with stuffed animal jibber on my dirt floors.
03:08:37
You're not understanding that I love.
03:08:40
I always jibber you and your man. Me.
03:08:42
Scuse me, take me, jabber, take me now shiver.
03:08:45
Oh, Jabber yonks I love el jabber.
03:08:49
Jibber jibber jabber all over my dripping wet jibber jabber.
03:08:52
You hot man. Rot.
03:08:53
Fuck me in my wet jibber now harder!
03:08:55
Jibber jabber. Slow down.
03:08:57
Jibber jabber.
03:08:58
Yes! Jabber it.
03:09:01
No, no no.
03:09:02
Oh, yes. Yes.
03:09:10
What?
03:09:11
You can. Are we done?
03:09:13
I think so,
03:09:14
here we go.
03:09:15
Get pissed. Fuck! Concoct slacker motherfucker!
03:09:18
Is that enough or I don't know what you should go on.
03:09:22
I don't know if, you if.
03:09:26
Hear what?
03:09:27
It's like an unnatural kind of homosexual.
03:09:30
Like, I'm not into big women, but.
03:09:32
But big dudes kind of rev my engine.
03:09:37
I don't know what you want to go out on,
03:09:38
but this is my going out on this.
03:09:41
To reiterate this point.
03:09:45
I might play the drums for another hour
03:09:47
before I go to bed.
03:09:51
Usually I can't play it one time, I guess.
03:09:54
Sure, I can hear a little nonsense about it.
03:09:56
Being optional makes my blood boil.
03:09:58
It's not declaration, it's clarity.
03:10:00
Gary, stop calling it optional.
03:10:02
Leave it out and you're writing a ransom note, not a sentence.
03:10:05
It's clarity. It's precision.
03:10:07
It's English 101.
03:10:09
Gary, your Oxford comma doesn't matter.
03:10:12
Take. It's embarrassing.
03:10:13
Without it, a sentence can look like a clown car of meaning.
03:10:17
As the dairy drivers in Maine, who won 5 million bucks in overtime
03:10:20
in 2017, the dairy truck drivers challenge the state overtime law.
03:10:25
The statute said no overtime for workers doing, quote,
03:10:28
packing for shipment or distribution of perishable foods.
03:10:31
No comma between shipment and distribution.
03:10:34
The comma that cost $5 million.
03:10:37
It comes from Maine Statute 26, section 66 for the overtime law,
03:10:42
it listed jobs exempt from overtime canning, processing,
03:10:46
preserving, freezing, drying, marketing, storing,
03:10:48
packing for shipment or distribution of food.
03:10:50
No comma after shift to shipment.
03:10:52
The Maine always overtime said said no, I have to
03:10:56
is doing packing for shift or distribution of perishable foods.
03:11:00
Look simple until you notice what's missing the little Oxford
03:11:03
comma after shipment.
03:11:05
The Oxford comma matters.
03:11:07
Gary, your Oxford comma doesn't matter.
03:11:09
Take. It's embarrassing.
03:11:19
Oh, better.
03:11:23
Now we can hear the clicking of the mouse.
03:11:25
Okay. And me and me. You hear me?
03:11:28
I'm going to try and switch my camera.
03:11:30
I it's probably fucking going to crash everything.
03:11:32
Oh no.
03:11:33
The camera.
03:11:38
I can switch between my camera.
03:11:41
Echo echo echo echo echo I echo.
03:11:43
Quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick why why why
03:11:46
why why why why why for Mark why can't like.
03:11:53
Look at my car, my carpet.
03:11:55
Look at my room, my rug, my room rug.
03:11:57
And she.
03:12:05
Thank you, thank you, thank.
03:12:08
Everyone. Is that what you're saying?
03:12:09
Is it echoing?
03:12:11
It is a man.
03:12:12
At least it's not echoing here.
03:12:14
Well, I mean, I it stops.
03:12:16
I did it because it was me.
03:12:17
Because it's in the video. It was doing it to the video.
03:12:22
Fagot.
03:12:25
So I can't hear anything at all.
03:12:32
Put it back.
03:12:33
I want to do the thing.
03:12:34
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank.
03:12:39
I'll do my own echo.
03:12:40
Fuck you.
03:12:45
It's definitely echoing.
03:12:46
I don't know what I did, but I'm going to
03:12:47
thank if I, if I can, I can, I can, damn it.
03:12:54
It wasn't doing it earlier.
03:12:56
Was just doing it all. Show no one.
03:12:58
No one. I didn't even notice.
03:13:01
There's Brady over the top.
03:13:02
No it was I was not there. Brady.
03:13:06
No, the phone's over.
03:13:08
He's not doing it now. You're dick.
03:13:10
I should have set this up beforehand.
03:13:16
But I
03:13:18
don't have to work in the morning.
03:13:20
I can make as much fucking noise as I want,
03:13:22
and I'll see if I can actually get it to work.
03:13:25
Well, because he kills your wife.
03:13:27
They bring down the house.
03:13:32
No. No.
03:13:36
Burn the house. Oh. Burning down.
03:13:39
The hell did I just lock up?
03:13:41
Am I locking it?
03:13:44
Burning down the house.
03:13:47
What are you locking up?
03:13:48
Yeah. Play something else. I'll be right back.
03:13:50
Play something else.
03:13:51
Well, thanks, fuckface.
03:13:54
All right, I'll stay here.
03:13:55
Then. I'll just keep doing it.
03:13:57
So, what do you think about Maduro?
03:14:02
What do you think about?
03:14:02
I got government.
03:14:04
Everyone keeps saying that we abducted a president,
03:14:07
but we actually arrested him.
03:14:10
We arrested the leader of Venezuela,
03:14:14
picked him up and brought him back.
03:14:15
Yeah, yeah, I don't know the people.
03:14:18
They're kind of
03:14:19
people are protesting and really concerned about it.
03:14:22
But we did it with Noriega and they challenged it
03:14:24
all the way to the Supreme Court.
03:14:26
I forgot the name of the actual documentary.
03:14:29
Yeah, man.
03:14:30
When? Well, there you go.
03:14:33
And so they challenged that already, and they said that it was a it was upheld.
03:14:36
It was legal. So that they have that precedent.
03:14:38
So I'm pretty sure what they did was legal.
03:14:41
He may not have liked it, but it was legal.
03:14:43
Okay. I need to go to here.
03:14:45
I can do this. I can do this.
03:14:48
I got to set this to a different print.
03:14:55
Yeah, you put. But.
03:15:02
Doesn't mess with jump.
03:15:03
Well, just keep pushing you any.
03:15:12
Sounds like best sound.
03:15:13
Just. No, no, I got asthma.
03:15:16
Oh. Oh, you're going to be sick.
03:15:19
Come on, man,
03:15:21
listen to the fucking game.
03:15:23
The party.
03:15:24
Your girl was looking at me.
03:15:26
She's a hacker. Look. No.
03:15:28
My tiger.
03:15:28
No, but you don't want them boys to come over asking you what you want to do.
03:15:34
What you trying to do,
03:15:37
what you want to do, what you try to do.
03:15:40
You do it all, poppy. See what the man.
03:15:44
What his manager.
03:15:45
Chris, in the to dance to enforce it.
03:15:47
To win your rights and you lose her Grammy.
03:15:49
Maybe you watch it go in your staff.
03:15:52
Please be cheeky. He's with the baby. Baby.
03:15:55
Titi, you get the ball. Looking good.
03:15:57
Brown dress for the sick little things in the round.
03:16:00
Yeah. The.
03:16:04
That's the guy who's on the string champs guys.
03:16:06
Yeah. You don't know the sale.
03:16:08
Trying to find Noi know stands for Edwards on the running.
03:16:13
Yeah. This is on.
03:16:15
It's like a god trilogy strategy.
03:16:17
What? Noriega.
03:16:19
Yeah.
03:16:19
You like you this back my.
03:16:21
When you say my.
03:16:23
Yeah.
03:16:23
Straight while I wait I see my car I step on your toes fucking your hoes team.
03:16:28
Yeah they don't stay in my car.
03:16:30
Keep asking why.
03:16:32
Keep your force getting sucked from my fucking neck.
03:16:35
The muscle still doing decent days at the preset anyway.
03:16:38
Get it back niggas it get finished.
03:16:41
That's why niggas best they get hit in the whip.
03:16:44
In that passionate yo monster call.
03:16:46
They can't relate it like oh dead flies know me by my first name.
03:16:50
Victor Santiago.
03:16:52
Half black, half monster Dominicana.
03:16:54
People like Paul I know me a ton from to.
03:16:57
Yeah. And the beer drink Cristal slow.
03:17:00
Get some cigarets or a glory.
03:17:03
That's niggas on the body.
03:17:06
Take it.
03:17:07
Enjoy glory.
03:17:11
Take yo sober.
03:17:12
Yeah, me my god's black clarity for me.
03:17:15
Hey, the whole
03:17:17
Noriega.
03:17:25
Ghost in the hedge for time or what?
03:17:30
I need to still hunt for time.
03:17:33
Can't hear you.
03:17:35
So, The only thing that I had that I didn't think
03:17:38
it was too entertaining because I couldn't find the greatest clips, but,
03:17:41
I don't know if you watched,
03:17:44
Ryan Seacrest, Dick Clark's Ryan Seacrest,
03:17:49
Dick Clark.
03:17:52
I don't he's a he's he's like we were looking at,
03:17:55
but, my girlfriend's in the country music, so, we were watching, CMT,
03:17:59
I think, or whatever, ABC, whatever the fuck they were doing,
03:18:01
the whichever one was doing the country shit.
03:18:05
Bert Kreischer and Hardy,
03:18:07
who I'm a big fan of Hardy, but never thought Kreischer was funny.
03:18:12
This was like a terrible like Bert Kreischer
03:18:15
was trying to be funny the whole time, and it was just absolutely horrible.
03:18:18
And Hardy has never, like, done something like this.
03:18:20
So he was just looking to
03:18:22
react off of Bert Kreischer and like all of the reactions were just like, like
03:18:26
laughing but not knowing what to like, say next, because it's like he just
03:18:31
just telling unfunny
03:18:32
jokes or just saying random shit and it's just like, oh,
03:18:35
I'm Bert Kreischer, so I everything I say must be funny, right?
03:18:38
Yuck yuck yuck. And it was, it was really bad.
03:18:41
So I only I only was able to find a couple clips,
03:18:44
of how bad it was.
03:18:48
He's known for being a drunk and supposedly
03:18:51
they weren't getting drunk at first, but then they were getting drunk,
03:18:53
and then that's an excuse at that point.
03:18:54
But it's still it's still kind of so kind of odd, but, hopefully
03:18:59
this doesn't mute when I, of course, another huge pop culture moment.
03:19:04
And this is very important, the Coldplay kiss
03:19:07
during the podium moments right now
03:19:10
because guys, the camera is here and it is on you at midnight.
03:19:14
Okay.
03:19:16
And so that was one of
03:19:17
that was supposed to be a joke I guess I it fell flat.
03:19:21
No, no, it's,
03:19:24
they cut it right off at the end there.
03:19:26
But if you, if I had the full clip,
03:19:27
which is kind of shitty with some of these, but,
03:19:30
so at some point, of course, Bert Kreischer, his thing is,
03:19:32
you know, to take your shirt off like, wow, look at me.
03:19:34
I'm so wacky drunk, I take my shirt off. Oh.
03:19:38
So, of course he takes his shirt off, so I'm drunk.
03:19:42
Are you drunk? Shit. Sorry. Here we go, man.
03:19:45
It was literally like, let's head back to the bridge. Yes.
03:19:48
One more time.
03:19:49
Fantastic.
03:19:50
Florida, African-American construction done.
03:19:52
And rock that world went right. Now.
03:19:54
Do you hear that? They're blasting.
03:19:58
So I guess at one point, yes, I went to work.
03:20:01
Bert Crusher called this group called Brooks and Dunn.
03:20:04
Two black inner city kids and Dunn.
03:20:07
How do you know how to react?
03:20:08
And so he brings it back up here as a joke in rock world,
03:20:12
which he probably shouldn't, but they're, You think they're black?
03:20:16
What?
03:20:18
I mean, he like, laughs at all of his own jokes, which is hilarious.
03:20:21
I love people that laugh at their own jokes.
03:20:23
Well, no one else does.
03:20:25
Nashville's big ol bash.
03:20:28
He parties, he's hardy together, they party.
03:20:30
Hardy.
03:20:33
I was so stupid.
03:20:34
What do you think?
03:20:37
Not that.
03:20:39
Okay. Yeah.
03:20:39
See, like, that's that's sage again.
03:20:42
That's.
03:20:42
That was like Hardy's reaction the entire night.
03:20:44
Bert Kreischer says so weird. He's like. He's like he's looking at Bert.
03:20:47
Like, really like, oh, like, Holy shit.
03:20:49
But he's laughing the whole time, going like, this is like fucking crazy.
03:20:51
But at the same time, like, whatever.
03:20:54
So you want to hear the,
03:20:57
the birth of that?
03:20:57
You ever, you know,
03:20:58
you ever wonder where comedians come up with these brilliant ideas?
03:21:02
Well, here you go. Great.
03:21:04
Mostly from our show.
03:21:05
I could not pick one person to it.
03:21:07
More that I enjoyed in my entire life.
03:21:10
My favorite part was making you giggle.
03:21:13
I was in the shower this morning, and I and I rode around.
03:21:17
He likes to party in his dorm party together.
03:21:19
Their party?
03:21:19
Party and you and what the fuck of
03:21:24
I'm fucking like, do I want you to?
03:21:27
So he.
03:21:28
He wrote that, and he wrote that in the shower, and he was like,
03:21:31
this is brilliant.
03:21:32
I've got to bring this to the to the main show.
03:21:35
Like,
03:21:37
so this is the only funny joke.
03:21:39
So I'll give him I'll give him credit on this one.
03:21:41
It's tradition to look back at, some of the iconic pop culture moments of 2025.
03:21:47
First American pope, Leo DiCaprio.
03:21:52
No. Same.
03:21:53
Same.
03:21:54
They both like me on.
03:21:57
Oh, okay.
03:21:58
I made that up. I made that up.
03:22:00
None of your.
03:22:01
Yeah. So you did have that one.
03:22:04
That one was pretty funny, but, yeah, just it just gets you number one.
03:22:10
But we lost power here in Nashville, and we got kicked off the air on CBS.
03:22:15
I tripped over something on the way to the stage. One.
03:22:17
I don't think that was me.
03:22:18
I was checking my text to go.
03:22:20
Who's concerned about me?
03:22:22
No one.
03:22:23
Not even my nobody. But we're back now.
03:22:26
And now let's head out to the, It's just it's emote.
03:22:29
Try to be funny. He's doing them.
03:22:31
The whole night was full of that.
03:22:33
So, I'm not a fan of the guy.
03:22:36
I never thought he was funny.
03:22:37
And, which just more proof that, he's not here, that he's got a podcast.
03:22:41
Who are these podcasts? Can't hear you.
03:22:43
Who are these? Podcast.
03:22:44
I think has reviewed his, podcast before
03:22:48
and, came to the same conclusion.
03:22:51
He's just that, famous partier from Florida.
03:22:54
Yeah, I, I guess the Van Wilder movie is written about him.
03:22:59
I mean, I guess good for him.
03:23:01
So I got a feeling that my
03:23:03
music might not be lined up with my drums because of the stream.
03:23:06
Tell me if that's, in, like, on time.
03:23:09
If not, I'm not even going to bother your music.
03:23:12
You're going to play to something?
03:23:14
Yeah.
03:23:16
It's not.
03:23:17
Yeah.
03:23:19
You don't hear that music. The.
03:23:21
No, no.
03:23:23
Never mind.
03:23:24
It's it's not. Yeah.
03:23:27
Just play it out loud.
03:23:29
If you play it out of speaker and on the microphone, pick it up. No.
03:23:37
Fucking good.
03:23:37
You did.
03:23:41
Oh. Are you going to moan asmr.
03:23:43
Moan.
03:23:47
As the mirth.
03:23:56
Oh I see, I see, I see the.
03:24:04
No. Yeah.
03:24:05
That should work.
03:24:07
Well didn't
03:24:09
you suck dude.
03:24:10
You're like the worst. Doing this.
03:24:13
It should have worked.
03:24:16
Shit. Oh, what a good.
03:24:18
Should I go to?
03:24:21
The. Is it echoing again? Yes.
03:24:27
No. I was rapping fast.
03:24:28
Like you're rapping, buddy.
03:24:30
Your fake teeth rapping friend.
03:24:36
No one.
03:24:36
I was a mouth that way, a smile that way.
03:24:42
No one.
03:25:03
There.
03:25:04
Now. At.
03:25:08
No different to yourself.
03:25:10
Before you blame all of us.
03:25:13
Random
03:25:15
lottery for betrayal, I promise.
03:25:19
So easy to say anything you say I'm fine.
03:25:25
You, you you.
03:25:29
What are you saying?
03:25:30
Stand up for?
03:25:31
I put on comedy shows.
03:25:37
When I turn my back, you go for all that I'm
03:25:41
taking all day. Now.
03:25:55
With me.
03:25:56
When I'm facing you.
03:25:59
Oh, you.
03:26:02
Know I go away.
03:26:04
It's like it's.
03:26:04
It's a hair off of it. Sounds like a double
03:26:07
the pain, it feels so white.
03:26:11
It's so terrible to tell the game
03:26:16
what I'm music's in the dark for.
03:26:18
I like, want to come later.
03:26:22
Oh, I won't turn my back.
03:26:26
You go for battle.
03:26:28
Takes another on the battle.
03:26:45
Go for it.
03:26:46
On the battle.
03:26:55
I. Like you.
03:27:04
What I.
03:27:08
Do not me, I take, I make.
03:27:13
You go,
03:27:15
I see me right
03:27:18
to take your like.
03:27:19
Hey I'm that last night
03:27:25
right?
03:27:27
I took a fight.
03:27:33
Oh, yeah.
03:27:36
Wait, why are we walking this?
03:27:44
You be not. No.
03:27:52
You know what I do?
03:27:54
I. Got.
03:28:01
Time for
03:28:04
that.
03:28:05
Right.
03:28:06
They come to take.
03:28:11
I, I oh, I,
03:28:16
I took up.
03:28:17
Hey, hey.
03:28:21
Why you.
03:28:42
I just wanted to try it.
03:28:45
Let's try to fucking connect my
03:28:49
remote play to my PlayStation.
03:28:51
And, I haven't done it in a minute.
03:28:53
And so it's going through the motions and taking forever.
03:28:57
My stupid piece of shit focus, right, though.
03:29:00
Keeps static out of me.
03:29:04
It's not focusing right?
03:29:06
No, it's false advertising.
03:29:16
Focus.
03:29:17
Wrong, bitch.
03:29:19
What are you doing?
03:29:19
Show me your day. Oh!
03:30:03
The Oxford comma.
03:30:04
Gary and your illiterate nonsense about it being optional makes my blood boil.
03:30:09
It's not decoration, it's clarity.
03:30:11
Gary, stop calling it optional.
03:30:13
Leave it out.
03:30:14
And you're writing a ransom note, not a sentence.
03:30:16
It's clarity. It's precision.
03:30:18
It's English 101.
03:30:20
Gary, your Oxford comma doesn't matter.
03:30:23
Take. It's embarrassing.
03:30:24
Without it, a sentence can look like a clown car of meaning.
03:30:28
As the dairy drivers in Maine, who won 5 million bucks in overtime
03:30:31
in 2017, a dairy truck drivers challenge the state overtime law.
03:30:36
The statute said no overtime for workers doing, quote,
03:30:39
packing for shipment or distribution of perishable foods.
03:30:42
No comma between shipment and distribution.
03:30:45
The comma that cost $5 million.
03:30:48
It comes from Maine Statute 26, section 66 for the overtime law,
03:30:53
it listed jobs exempt from overtime canning, processing,
03:30:57
preserving, freezing, drying, marketing, storing,
03:30:59
packing for shipment or distribution of food.
03:31:01
No comma after shipment, the Maine Overtime law said.
03:31:05
No extra pay for workers doing, quote, packing for shipment
03:31:08
or distribution of perishable foods like simple
03:31:12
until you notice what's missing the little Oxford comma after shipment.
03:31:16
The Oxford comma matters.
03:31:18
Gary, your Oxford comma doesn't matter.
03:31:20
Take. It's embarrassing.
03:31:23
It's embarrassing.
03:32:10
And. Meaty that you need.
03:32:22
You see this right here in the flex ranch.
03:32:24
Live on the left.
03:32:26
You're on the remote machine flange ranch line.
03:32:28
Brother.
03:32:29
Check it out for you, baby slide. Look for flattery.
03:32:31
It's literally broadcasting straight into my hand like a lightning bolt. To.
03:32:35
What did I tell the clock room?
03:32:37
Like a freight train, a free talk. What is this? Writing a podcast.
03:32:39
Not just a podcast.
03:32:40
Three hours, unfiltered rants, jokes and brain busting banner.
03:32:43
Nearly ready to order. Cooking up truth and nonsense.
03:32:46
You're watching it right now.
03:32:47
Oh, you need three six chance lighting up like the 4th of July.
03:32:51
Gary Brady and All in the Brains world's 20:19 p.m.
03:32:54
eastern. You've just glanced.
03:32:56
You're watching this right now. Right now it.