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Weird noise.
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Spook.
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Yeah, I made it in two ways.
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Drawn is somehow we're all online.
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I didn't know how lost I was
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until I found this stream.
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I was been in complete, like,
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sometimes the pre-roll ads I had.
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I'm stuck again.
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Call this man to share his point of view.
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But you made me feel okay.
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Yeah, you made me feel so okay.
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And then sticky you though I'm a virgin.
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Like such is what the dog do.
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And I'm a virgin.
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When the child screams next to me.
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Gonna give you all my love.
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After the disclaimer he.
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Love you fading fast.
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Right before the clip.
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Please.
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Let's save it all for you.
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Like such is emotion.
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Love.
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We don't find love in your eyes.
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Brother.
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Or at least the algorithm lets it be.
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You're so fine then your mind.
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Like such a spare socially
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you make it strong.
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Yeah, you make me hard to draw.
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Said something awkwardly.
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Oh, you thought out,
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yeah.
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Thought out
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when I was scared.
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At the time.
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I'm a virgin.
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Hey like such a still is this bit
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I'm a virgin with your heart on this.
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Let's do it.
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Oh, 0010.
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You're so fine.
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And you're so mine.
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Like such is consensual.
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Allegedly.
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I'll be yours till the end of time.
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I can't start till we go to Rumble.
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Technically.
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Because you made me feel.
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Yeah, you made me feel like such is above.
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So tell me I'm a virgin.
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Hey, like such is not alone
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I'm a virgin to too.
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But in is own.
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Oh, I'm a virgin.
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Oh, oh, I'm a virgin.
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Feel so good inside.
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Like I just don't unpack that line.
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When you hold me I chat in a heartbeat.
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When Gary snaps back.
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And you love me.
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Oh, hey, what do you oh,
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oh oh yeah, I'm a virgin.
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What the fuck?
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you hear his opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm
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or just plain nonsense, any resemblance to real people events
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is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment, or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi, Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience.
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And. You.
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Want.
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Both.
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I was all like.
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Waiting.
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And it like.
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Hi, I'm Gary, and welcome to Fladge Rants live.
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Whatever the time is, it is now.
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I usually try to take care of some housekeeping right off the
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the the get go, but, I want to allow my producers
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to respond to my.
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Rebuttal from last week,
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so I will save that to the end of my monologue today.
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So these are like show in our Mount Rushmore of things
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that are requested by internet content creators.
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And those would be
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share, like, comment and subscribe.
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I don't know
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how or why it helps the algorithm or
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what I mean by helps, or what I mean by algorithm.
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I don't know.
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I do know that we better be all likes ever on our like, show,
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because we should get more likes than ever for our show called, like,
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now I'm told this helps our algorithm.
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And we've gotten a couple of dislikes.
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It seems to me that in the entertainment that I've watched throughout my life,
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like when I was a little kid watching Hulk Hogan
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and Rowdy Roddy Piper have their rivalry.
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Everybody loved Hogan and everybody hated Rowdy Roddy Piper.
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Well, without.
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The Darth Vader
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that was Rowdy Roddy Piper
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to the Luke Skywalker, that was Hulk Hogan.
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You don't have a conflict. You don't have.
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You need both sides for that.
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And the hatred you have for a heel in pro wrestling.
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Is kind of like the
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popularity of a good guy, a babyface.
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So I don't know,
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smash the dislike button if that's what you feel like doing.
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I wish there was a love button.
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Like, I like this so much, I love it,
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I don't or I don't like it, I love it,
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but I don't know, like it.
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This is this series,
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already is a gigantic failure, if you ask me.
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Last month, which was the first quarter of a century
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now that we're in the second quarter of the century, it seems like that
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long ago, we were getting twice as many views on Rumble.
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And that's the platform we care about.
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If we did care about the things behind the scenes here,
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we say we don't do it for or for clicks, views,
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likes, shares, subscribes or, whatever the other things were,
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the the Four Horsemen of Content Creators, things that we've been for.
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But I
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want to talk about things that I like, which is always what I do.
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I was
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kind of unimpressed by my,
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end of the year marathon of my monologues.
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That's where I sit here in my barn and scream at my phone.
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Things that I mostly dislike
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because it's not really a rant if you're talking about things
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that you like, if you're talking about
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fear, ranting about things that you like, it's you're raving about those things.
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So this isn't fledge raves, live,
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this is flesh rants live.
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But these things that get me fired up
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include but not limited to
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things from our past, our history that developed us,
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that molded us, that changed us, that that developed us as a society.
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And these things intrigued me.
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These things interest me, and I hope they interest you too.
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If they do really do hit the like button, it's
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going to be right down your.
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If you're on Rumble right here, hit that.
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So anyway, it's probably a little further over right there.
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I think you're right. Anyway.
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So if you were to travel back in time
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2 million years, you would see something that resembles the modern day human.
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Not not exactly modern humans, not Homo sapiens sapiens like we are,
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but you will see, primates walking upright,
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no tail.
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Starting to lose the fur.
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I'm a little more evolved in some.
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So we've been here over 2 million years.
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We have not been an apex predator most of that time.
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In fact,
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we've we've gone through several revolutions.
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You'll be familiar, probably mostly with the Industrial
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Revolution, where we made textiles and steam engines and
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and started producing automobiles and things like that.
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And, and that was a big revolution for us,
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where we were able to really thrive,
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as a, as a, as a civilization.
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But, started advancing,
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wholeheartedly in destroying the planet.
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Well, it started way earlier than that.
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The first
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revolution that I recognize,
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we're going to call that the cognitive revolution.
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And that was about, we'll call it
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70,000 years ago when we became
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smart enough to outsmart
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all the predators out there.
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Before that, we were prey we weren't anywhere near.
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We were in the middle of the food chain.
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Now, the apex predators
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that exist, have been around for a long time.
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We're talking lions, tigers and bears.
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Oh, my sharks.
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They have been
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the kings of their respective jungles for so long
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that they are established.
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And part of the natural ecosystem.
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So there are checks and balances, both internal and external.
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They keep a balance to the ecosystem.
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And if anything goes out of whack,
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the, forces come in and act upon them
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to, to get back to an equilibrium.
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And it's because they have had millions of years
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to evolve together to the point that they have gotten to.
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Well, our revolutions happened so fast
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that the ecosystem doesn't have time to react.
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And that's why we pushed 90% of the species on the planet
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before our cognitive revolution
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out of existence.
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Now, part of this was our
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our myth building.
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It was not possible for us to have a large society
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more than a couple hundred
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in a town or village
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without some sort of shared story.
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Once it became impossible for every neighbor to know all of their neighbors,
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we had to have our shared story and hear me out on this.
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It might sound crazy, but this is what has kept this functioning.
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You can't
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control micromanage
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everybody in a society of millions
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unless you've got this built in system
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where everybody believes the same.
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We'll call it lies.
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Or stories or fables or beliefs.
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And, one of the big ones now,
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and I was mentioning the marathon, the New Year's marathon.
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We're where we played the first 20 minutes of the last hundred and 36 shows.
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And there's a common thread where I tie everything
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together, and I thought it would show up in this, and it.
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And it really didn't.
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So I'm going to tie it together
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manually.
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This,
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this set of
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lies, this narrative,
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we've always been fed a line of old crap,
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and this bull crap keeps us unified because we believe in hook, line and sinker.
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A great example of this is fiat money.
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Did you know that our monetary system
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is based on confidence?
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Not backed by resources.
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And in fact,
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it is based on debt.
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If the United States paid off their world,
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the globe, the debt, their their national debt,
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it would ruin the world economy.
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We have to carry that debt.
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It doesn't work.
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This is one of those things that is not as above, so below.
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This is.
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The way
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my economy works is if I take out a credit card
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and max it out, say $10,000
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for a cruise to Alaska, we'll say,
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I have to pay that back.
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And in my lifetime,
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well,
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we don't as a nation have to ever pay back
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our trillions of dollars in debt in fact,
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our debtors,
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the collectors are counting on our insurance payments.
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Our insurance payments. Pardon me only.
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And that's it.
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So we've got that shared myth of fiat money.
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As long as we keep believing this,
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this card house won't collapse.
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But it is so fragile
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that it is almost inevitable that it shall.
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But we need these shared narratives
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to keep us united.
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I just don't understand why they all have to be lies.
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And that's kind of what one of my purposes of
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of sitting here in the freezing barn
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screaming up my phone is to expose these lies.
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One other thing I like is comparative mythology.
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And, I just think it's very interesting that, a reed basket
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found in the reeds of the Nile, exposed Moses,
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but a thousand year old story at the same exact thing.
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And there was, because the king at the time
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was killing the firstborn son of every family in the area.
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So the mother sent the baby into the river in a reed basket.
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And the
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the reed
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basket was found in the reeds of the river.
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I don't even know why the reeds was mentioned twice in both stories.
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A thousand years apart.
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But if that doesn't sound familiar, let me remind you.
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King Herod was to kill the firstborn
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son of every family in the area when Jesus was born.
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Another thousand years later. So.
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So we got these three stories a thousand years apart,
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the same exact story.
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So we're borrowing our old myths because they worked.
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So we kept using them.
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But then you've got,
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so the Moses story
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resembles the Jesus story.
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There's also similarities in the Samson story,
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which also resembles the Hercules story.
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So, and then you,
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you look back and see the,
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the similarities between the civilization that built Gobekli Tepe
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and the civilizations that built the mounds in this part
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of the Native America, which was similar
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to the Great Plains Native Americans.
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And they all had a flood myth, and they all spoke of giants back in those days.
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And also after.
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So. That's the kind of stories that I like.
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I like to explore these things and what keeps us, society.
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And, and it seems to me it's a bunch of hogwash, but I enjoy it anyway.
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I, I love the stories, but, the,
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the housekeeping I have is more about
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grammar.
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And it's funny,
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the stance that I'm taking is against the Oxford comma,
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but last week draw introduced the $5 million lawsuit
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for, people that made overtime
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during the production of and or delivery of food products.
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Now, the missing comma between
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production and distribution,
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it was just an end with no Oxford comma.
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So it was the legal loophole that some greasy,
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scaly lawyer decided was there.
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I hold on this, and don't get me wrong,
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I am glad the workers that deserve their overtime.
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They got it,
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but they got it for
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a bad reason.
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This is a,
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They found a loophole
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and it it's it wasn't wasn't cool.
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But I'm.
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I'm glad they did,
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but I think they were dead wrong.
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And there
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to have production and distribution as one thing.
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What you're describing there is like a food truck where,
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where the food is actually cooking in transit.
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So this is a very limited specific thing
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that would be exempt from
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getting paid overtime.
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I don't understand why food shouldn't be,
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subject to overtime,
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but it would increase the the cost of food.
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Food is something that everybody deserves.
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Like I actually do get it, but,
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they replace all the commas and the Oxford comma with semicolons.
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But this was for a legal loophole.
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And this is
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a, I usually stand on the side of grammar,
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but not when it's.
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This is the when George asked me
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what it is
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that makes things legitimate or legal.
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And, and he said the law
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and I immediately said money and both are involved here.
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And I am glad that the workers got the money.
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But this legal, legal loophole was just as sleazy.
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Lawyers way to get,
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this,
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technicality across.
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And they they pulled a fast one, and there's no confusing that sentence.
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There's no way it should be misunderstood.
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The the loophole is bunk.
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Normally when I say
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when I close my monologue,
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I, I lately I've been going to Captain Giggles
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and I did a storyboard this week and I didn't get it done.
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So I don't have it.
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But I did find something I do like,
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and she starts.
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The way I start this show,
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and she's pretty funny.
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And I want you to watch it and tell me if you like it and, roll the clip.
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Brady, I.
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It automatically means
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there's it matters bad for them.
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Why do you think this is?
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I personally believe
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that you as Americans are unable to do so because,
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some people out there in our nation don't have that.
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And, I believe that our education like, such as, like such as matter,
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as, like gravity, such as in South Africa and, Dirac everywhere.
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Like such as, like such as fine like such as.
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And I believe that they should
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our education over here and then us should help the US.
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I should help South Africa.
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It should help that Iraq in the Asian countries.
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So we will be able to build up our future for our.
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Thank you very much. Like such as like.
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Singing class.
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Because they're fun.
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What's the rudest kind of elf?
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Go fuck yourself.
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Singing parts because they're fun.
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What's the rudest kind of elf?
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Go fuck yourself
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in the back of.
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He does.
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He really does.
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Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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So what?
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So many things that cover so many things that cover.
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Yeah.
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Let's calm down and cared, okay?
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Yours.
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You mentioned
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you mentioned lions, tigers and bears,
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and I was just short to because, like
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you mentioned, that they have a natural adaptation to overcome and.
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Right. No, no, no, that's not true.
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I thought you said you like, you know, because.
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Oh no, we suck again.
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Yeah.
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No no, no, it's tigers and bears.
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Oh, I see what you did there.
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Yeah.
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I don't don't need a the an eye for talent.
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The spoken language doesn't
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really the, the punctuation doesn't really apply.
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It could be overbought,
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but that's what makes the Oxford comma unnecessary.
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No, I already I already had a perfect example that was just the arbitrary
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one two, 3 or 4.
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And you have to answer and we have to have a conversation
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about this in order for me, me to you to understand what I'm talking about
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and for me to understand what you're answering.
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We have to have that conversation
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in order for us to not have that conversation and blow right by
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just putting, or having we choose a number
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three and four is not a number.
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As production and distribution, choose what I just said.
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Choose one. Okay. You're you're semantics. It's your horseshit.
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It's it.
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Choose one, one, two, 3 or 4.
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And you're going to choose one then because you said choose one one and you
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go, yeah, fuck you choose one, one, two, 3 or 4.
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It doesn't change thing.
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Oh wait. Hold on. So I'm doing the or hold on, hold on.
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Of of of the following choices.
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You have to choose one,
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one, two, three and four.
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Choose one of those options and.
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There was no comma separated.
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Yes. He. Exactly. How do you know.
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How do you know that and isn't an answer isn't enough option.
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But I'm not an idiot.
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Tell that to the dairy farmer or workers or whoever they are.
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I'm telling you, that was a slimy lawyer.
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Finally, a loophole that was just.
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That's not a I was just grammar.
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My friend is not an idiot.
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That's grammar. No,
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no, that was law.
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That's also my mike. I'm too hot.
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We have, what say you?
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Because legal is is
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a foreign language.
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What say you?
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What say
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what? Say
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what? Say.
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That's not what people say in any context.
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The I would say $5 million is a better reason
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to agree with you than the, the, the law that that made to happen.
00:28:13
However, it's just instances.
00:28:18
Yeah. To point them out.
00:28:20
Each one of them is wrong because
00:28:23
no, all valid.
00:28:26
They're all instances in which the
00:28:28
what is interpreted could get misconstrued,
00:28:32
could get some, whether it's read aloud or written down.
00:28:35
And then whoever's reading it is not noticing,
00:28:37
but you are supposed to interpret someone else's writing.
00:28:41
Writing isn't meant to be interpreted
00:28:43
unless we're talking about like, the Bible,
00:28:45
and we're converting it from Latin to an English to a language that hadn't like,
00:28:49
never existed prior to Latin.
00:28:54
There are only
00:28:55
versions of Christianity that interpret the Bible differently.
00:29:01
That's a great example.
00:29:04
Yeah, we're not talking about something.
00:29:07
We're not.
00:29:08
We're not interpreting the basic sentence, the right words.
00:29:11
Exactly.
00:29:12
Understood where very said to be misinterpreted.
00:29:16
Yes, I agree, what is what is the English language
00:29:20
written word is very prone to be misinterpreted.
00:29:25
Most of the written written words we use actually
00:29:29
were created under written circumstances like they were.
00:29:31
We didn't come up with all these words, for the sake of saying them.
00:29:36
They were.
00:29:37
They came, they were, they came up because of written language.
00:29:40
It needed to be better described.
00:29:43
Otherwise.
00:29:44
We go, you know, fire, hot stone, water, you know, cup.
00:29:47
We don't need all these superfluous in between words.
00:29:50
You'd be able to figure it out.
00:29:53
Oh, they they dropped vowels back in the old days.
00:29:56
That it would be.
00:29:57
It's tough for us to decipher the old scripts now because of that,
00:30:01
we got some scrolls that we can't even decipher.
00:30:03
We don't know how the things were pronounced
00:30:05
because they didn't use any vowels.
00:30:06
They were just trying to save paper or parchment or whatever.
00:30:12
Paper or parchment isn't parchment paper.
00:30:15
Fryer. Thanks, Brady.
00:30:16
Thanks for the tip, actually. Oh, yeah. Parchment paper.
00:30:19
Yeah, I I've been using aluminum foil.
00:30:21
Am I air fryer? Yeah. That's terrible.
00:30:24
Why is that?
00:30:25
I don't like your airfryer.
00:30:27
And it's also terrible for what you're cooking.
00:30:29
So supposedly, you know, Alois Alzheimer's is is,
00:30:33
you know, who knows what causes it.
00:30:35
But one of the theories is, is aluminum.
00:30:38
And when you cook with aluminum, you're potentially.
00:30:42
Oh, yeah, it gets in, especially
00:30:44
if you had a certain degree where the, you know, the aluminum could break down.
00:30:48
Right.
00:30:49
Oh yeah.
00:30:49
Really the aluminum foil I don't know if it was ever meant
00:30:51
to specifically cook with it was I think meant for a covering after the fact.
00:30:57
You know, you're not baking with it.
00:31:01
And there's a little bit of it
00:31:02
like after the fact and I'm putting it directly on my skin.
00:31:06
I just know, I mean, that's potatoes, corn on the grill
00:31:10
or like when I aluminum foil something, put it on the barbecue grill.
00:31:13
I wrap it twice because the barbecue grill
00:31:16
is going to burn through the aluminum, which means it is releasing the aluminum.
00:31:20
It's burning fruit.
00:31:22
We all do it.
00:31:23
But, yeah, yeah.
00:31:25
Apologies for my tardiness.
00:31:28
Well, we already know you're retarded, so.
00:31:29
Plus you're like your camera, so I thought I had extra time.
00:31:33
I guess you're at the one minute after ten.
00:31:36
I was like, oh, my God.
00:31:37
Like, shown starting without me.
00:31:40
Yeah. It was the only one in here.
00:31:42
It is in the middle of winter too.
00:31:43
So maybe it's just me that's grainy.
00:31:47
No, you're Brady
00:31:49
yeah I'm Gary yeah.
00:31:52
Good.
00:31:53
I'm glad you're here because I sent some asshole
00:31:54
a bunch of clips
00:31:55
that I could have just cued myself when I felt like being, you know, nice.
00:32:00
I, I, I really don't have much.
00:32:02
I don't really have much in the video format other than, my,
00:32:05
my own independent creations of.
00:32:09
I'm disappointed I didn't do my my captain giggles this week.
00:32:12
I've got it like halfway through the storyboard.
00:32:16
You're just and and what me?
00:32:19
Okay, good. I'm just want to verify.
00:32:21
Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:23
I should have spent a little more time.
00:32:24
I want to knock you off your high horse while you're at it.
00:32:27
Right. Well, yeah, I didn't.
00:32:28
I didn't really care because I was trying to come up with a new theory
00:32:33
about, like, why you're you're so, like, staunch
00:32:36
and feel like you got all the right answers. And I think it's.
00:32:38
And why you dislike God so much.
00:32:40
Because God is supposed to be what?
00:32:42
What you want to be.
00:32:43
And so you can't dare bow down to something
00:32:46
that's less, you know, that's that would be higher than you.
00:32:50
You are. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:32:52
That's why I should write down over a month
00:32:54
the other half of my monologue, because that's what I was getting through.
00:32:57
The scientific revolution led to, you know, how,
00:33:02
any,
00:33:05
technological advancement that was indistinguishable from magic?
00:33:09
Kind of a deal.
00:33:10
Well, we are getting to the point where, one of the promo
00:33:15
was like splitting the atom and the,
00:33:18
Large Hadron Collider and, space
00:33:22
travel, like these things, like the just
00:33:26
my floating head on your tiny screen.
00:33:30
All these things are,
00:33:33
very similar to magic.
00:33:36
And we are approaching the divine.
00:33:39
We are becoming gods.
00:33:44
Do you believe in magic?
00:33:46
Oh, I believe that
00:33:49
we are approaching something that would be indistinguishable
00:33:54
from magic if we didn't understand the science behind it.
00:33:57
That's why I wear the lab coat like James Brady.
00:34:01
It's so great.
00:34:02
Big red shoes. It's so bright.
00:34:05
It's also bright.
00:34:07
Yeah.
00:34:08
We're getting close.
00:34:10
We're getting we're getting to the point now
00:34:13
where, We can.
00:34:15
Damn you. We can. I'm too slow.
00:34:17
I'm going to come.
00:34:19
What's that? The bottom drawer.
00:34:22
What's the bottom drawer of your refrigerator?
00:34:26
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
00:34:29
That's a hard. Keep that in your refrigerator.
00:34:31
I get it. You don't want your hate to spoil.
00:34:32
I understand.
00:34:33
My my refrigerator has four doors that open
00:34:36
drawers, like, there's, like, shelf drawers, I guess the bottom.
00:34:41
Bottom drawer.
00:34:42
I guess there's a shelf.
00:34:43
Shelf is your cousin right?
00:34:45
Because you can buy, like, the Arby's fries.
00:34:47
From the store.
00:34:48
Oh, these are these are orders cover some of those,
00:34:53
no, I call it my the the,
00:34:54
the lettuce crisper, but we've got Crispr, and pretty soon
00:34:58
we're going to be able to make our own designer babies.
00:35:02
And that is plain God.
00:35:04
That's ironic.
00:35:05
I keep my slicer in the drawer.
00:35:09
Is Crispr.
00:35:12
I beat you do it? Clearly.
00:35:14
Yeah, I and I did. You did, you did. It was.
00:35:17
There's a delay.
00:35:18
It was exactly timed.
00:35:19
He'll you'll watch it back.
00:35:22
Okay.
00:35:24
Was that Scooby Doo?
00:35:26
So, Yeah, he thought it was funny.
00:35:28
So imagine if there is no God, then how do these things keep happening?
00:35:33
I had the monologue that I hadn't done in 30 shows when we needed it.
00:35:36
Did I make my wife on the driveway just so I
00:35:39
can act like I pushed her down?
00:35:42
Or did somebody else like,
00:35:44
God is not a loving God?
00:35:47
When the nurse the church been asked her, do you feel safe at home?
00:35:51
She should have asked.
00:35:52
You feel safe with your husband's producers?
00:35:57
No, I'm
00:35:57
just saying that some something compelled me.
00:36:01
I'm not saying what it is, but something definitely
00:36:03
compelled me to make an AI monologue for the first time.
00:36:07
What if a stranger is staring at the back of your head and your brain senses it?
00:36:12
That's actually a thing.
00:36:13
But, it is a thing.
00:36:15
JP, last week I think he feels about having
00:36:19
hitting different, being able to,
00:36:22
in that, in that said, you
00:36:25
homo god.
00:36:27
Oh my god,
00:36:30
we must never know.
00:36:34
Jordan Peterson.
00:36:35
And it's funny because I saw a story.
00:36:37
I actually put the change in there. I didn't say anything about change.
00:36:39
I said, dude, I was going to I was going to mention the change that I makes.
00:36:43
Is that so?
00:36:44
Well, it feels like it spins in my head.
00:36:46
It doesn't.
00:36:47
They put it a change in your head and I can hear the change in your head.
00:36:53
So Jordan Peterson was talking about
00:36:55
in that episode, tapping into he was calling it,
00:36:59
you think you look at it as like, different frequencies.
00:37:02
The crazy guy that we met at the bar that said he did alien like
00:37:06
fucking,
00:37:07
therapy for people who have been abducted and shit and had, like,
00:37:11
he mentioned stuff about, you know, the stream of consciousness, how we're,
00:37:14
you know, essentially an antenna tapping in.
00:37:16
We've talked about this stuff
00:37:17
now when it comes to what he was saying about like,
00:37:20
he was liking it in a religious standpoint of going,
00:37:23
okay, this is a,
00:37:26
we're tapping into a spirit.
00:37:28
So I when I'm like in a position
00:37:30
to where I would get angry, I don't call upon the spirit of anger.
00:37:33
I call upon the spirit of, you know, whatever the fuck, whatever they call it,
00:37:37
you know, certain spirits. Thanks for that.
00:37:38
Religions are actually called names, you know, Michael, John,
00:37:41
whoever the fuck who gives a shit, like, like more like the spirit of whatever.
00:37:45
So it almost is tapping into that same idea, just describing it
00:37:50
a completely different way that lends, once again, kind of credence that what
00:37:54
religion is talking about is something that you just kind of don't understand,
00:37:58
but is somewhat verifiable by other non-religious,
00:38:03
you know, means that kind of tie that together.
00:38:06
Like, let's say you, sir, are you oh, you had me,
00:38:09
had me, had me, lost me. No.
00:38:17
When you say like
00:38:18
religion, do you mean like religion or like like religion?
00:38:21
He takes forever to get to that. First of all, it's you.
00:38:23
I just want to cut it off after that.
00:38:24
But goddamn.
00:38:25
Continue. I'm sorry.
00:38:26
Yeah, I blame the editor.
00:38:28
Yeah.
00:38:29
Was no,
00:38:31
wait, I it's I should say that I put nice fades on
00:38:33
and everything in the beginning, but when you play them on a live show.
00:38:36
Yeah. They suck. Yeah. You just. Yeah, I cut them all out.
00:38:38
So then, just so you know, all our cuts and edits look really abrupt.
00:38:41
But that's just the downside of doing that.
00:38:42
Otherwise you get like 20 minutes each show a black screen you want.
00:38:45
That's why I started doing the staticky.
00:38:47
I changed it to the staticky thing.
00:38:48
I feel like, yeah,
00:38:49
I don't what we're saying, both at the same time
00:38:51
in different ways, is we like you, we love you.
00:38:53
We like, like like like like love you.
00:38:56
And we do everything.
00:38:58
Every show to improve the show for you.
00:39:00
Yeah, well, you know what?
00:39:02
The show has gotten better every single time.
00:39:05
I, I you guys are getting better.
00:39:07
You guys are making the show better.
00:39:09
I hope I'm getting better advancements in technology.
00:39:12
Really?
00:39:12
If you look at, oh, we were fucking with a couple years ago
00:39:16
versus what we have today, it's like it's much easier to
00:39:19
get what we want and make fodder for the show.
00:39:22
All right.
00:39:23
It's fighters.
00:39:25
One word for it. Right up. Content.
00:39:30
Oh, it's.
00:39:31
Yeah, I mean, I don't my mom used to make the best slap on Thursdays.
00:39:36
She called it something. Casserole.
00:39:38
I don't remember what it was.
00:39:38
Just because it was called slop doesn't mean it isn't delicious and functional.
00:39:42
Right?
00:39:43
Oh, I made some good slop over the weekend.
00:39:45
I wanted a Segway for the first.
00:39:47
Joes became such a staple, and all they did was just add
00:39:49
someone's name at the end of it, so make it more fun.
00:39:51
I'm assuming I'm going to play these in order.
00:39:54
Yeah. 1231234.
00:39:56
Yeah.
00:39:58
If you're talking to Taco or talking about food,
00:40:02
we are talking about the.
00:40:05
Welcome to the sticky buffet
00:40:06
where the price is low and the portions keep coming.
00:40:09
999, baby. Can't beat it,
00:40:12
But I.
00:40:16
Our team works hard.
00:40:20
To make sure every trace.
00:40:22
Oh! Oh, my God, he's great.
00:40:24
He's going to be back. And you got to convince ten bucks.
00:40:27
No, I can't be here. We scrape it, we see it.
00:40:29
Looks like everybody dropped out of more.
00:40:31
Taste the stick.
00:40:32
Yeah.
00:40:32
There's, there was, issue I love about it
00:40:35
was that there's nothing I didn't like about that.
00:40:37
The stream was all, choppy chop.
00:40:39
That's clear.
00:40:40
It always fucks us over and keeps the keeps the life going.
00:40:43
Never mind.
00:40:43
Okay, good.
00:40:44
Because, yeah, it was here. Let's,
00:40:48
And everybody's audio is delayed now, but, I mean, I was inspired last week
00:40:51
because we briefly, briefly referenced the sticky buffet, but we all I love it.
00:40:55
We've we've all back. Was there anything bad?
00:40:57
I didn't see the other thing.
00:40:58
I wouldn't have put gravy on my macaroni and cheese.
00:41:00
Other than that, I loved every I want to go there.
00:41:03
999 fuck you. I'll risk it. Oh you're here.
00:41:06
The only thing I didn't like is there was no Asian side.
00:41:09
Where's the Asian part?
00:41:10
Oh, there's always an Asian.
00:41:12
There is no book.
00:41:13
Oh, no.
00:41:14
Eggrolls. And I mean on the buffet.
00:41:16
You freaking racist.
00:41:18
Oh, wait. Is it a race?
00:41:21
Is Asian race?
00:41:23
I'm going to give it race.
00:41:25
Is there is is Mexican a no, it's saying Oriental is racist.
00:41:31
Saying Asian is talking.
00:41:32
I know saying egg roll every time we mention Asian.
00:41:35
Asian is, is so every time I, I eat it.
00:41:38
People in India, the subcontinent of India
00:41:41
are technically in the, the greater continent of Asian.
00:41:45
And we're not like Russians more than anyone.
00:41:49
Yeah, but that is that's our that's our new sponsor.
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00:42:04
Oh, good thing that place doesn't exist, but we'd be in trouble.
00:42:08
Creepy scrape you in trouble?
00:42:10
Yeah, because I'd be there every night.
00:42:12
I know that's the trouble.
00:42:16
Please comment.
00:42:17
And the button in the bottom there
00:42:19
where you can comment if you live in a family of.
00:42:21
Yeah, I think nobody says that side.
00:42:23
It's over right here.
00:42:25
Nobody likes the sticky buffet.
00:42:27
But you will be traveling, eat buffet near you.
00:42:29
We got to go to the buffet. Story.
00:42:32
I found a Ponderosa that's still open in Michigan.
00:42:35
No, they have an all you can eat buffet now.
00:42:39
No. That's awesome.
00:42:41
I thought it was gonna end our buffet days.
00:42:46
The new buffet days?
00:42:48
That the new normal? Yes.
00:42:51
We should have buffet days, like
00:42:53
from July to June.
00:42:57
I forget the Asian,
00:42:59
the Chinese buffet I used to go to, but,
00:43:03
the only buffet I've been to since Covid was golden Corral.
00:43:07
China King, super King kind of kicked off Rochester in 19
00:43:11
or that's more like over there, super cheap China buffet.
00:43:14
They had all you can eat crab legs on, the weekends.
00:43:18
Sundays. Yeah. At least I forget.
00:43:20
Oh, I guess it Saturdays too.
00:43:22
You'd have to go check.
00:43:23
It was always like there was never a guarantee
00:43:24
you had to do, like, kind of check first.
00:43:26
But regardless, you still ate there because it was.
00:43:28
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's not a dealbreaker.
00:43:31
No, I mean, I suggest a marketing change for those.
00:43:33
If you want to save a little bit of money, change it to all. You should eat.
00:43:37
Oh, yeah.
00:43:38
Because I always take it as all you can eat is a challenge.
00:43:41
Like, I'm not even.
00:43:42
I'm not even hungry anymore.
00:43:44
But I can eat a lot more, right?
00:43:47
Yeah. I'm just going to go ahead.
00:43:48
Need a lot more.
00:43:50
I'm sure we went over it on an old show.
00:43:52
You should look back at that show.
00:43:54
But there's a right way to eat Golden Corral so that you can.
00:43:57
It's all you can eat.
00:43:59
What's the. Yes. Load up on bread and salad.
00:44:02
Let's agree though, we're all everybody that eats there is going to walk away
00:44:05
full.
00:44:06
The problem is, is how long and how well are you going to stay full.
00:44:10
Well, the process is okay. Yeah.
00:44:12
Is that what you're looking at?
00:44:13
Just the dynamic of well, I mean, you should eat a salad last
00:44:16
to help for digestion, avoid any starches or noodles.
00:44:19
Don't even put that in your body.
00:44:20
One noodle probably equals three steaks.
00:44:23
A speed as far as choose per per second in order.
00:44:26
So speed doesn't matter because a woman proved
00:44:29
you can go in there and open and sit there till close
00:44:32
and they will say, can I get you another water, ma'am?
00:44:34
The entire nowhere.
00:44:36
I thought for sure they were going to kick her out.
00:44:38
When they change the light, like from lunch, they used to change the lunch menu.
00:44:41
I know way too much about Golden Corral.
00:44:43
Like right at 430 4:00, the lunch menu change.
00:44:46
At 430, the food was out. The dinner food.
00:44:48
So this fucking place might.
00:44:49
So no, I'm just I'm a very frugal $2 cheaper.
00:44:54
Yeah. And you show up at 420.
00:44:55
Are you show up at, 359 and, you know, you just talk a little bit,
00:45:00
you drink and then boom, you can even get a lunch salad or whatever.
00:45:03
But then at 430, the full shit comes out.
00:45:05
Well, they got they caught on to that.
00:45:07
Now they change the price at like 330 or 4:00.
00:45:11
And the real good food doesn't come out till like six,
00:45:13
you know, which is a meal, you know, so if you, if you really want to.
00:45:18
This woman sat there, she must have paid breakfast, which is even cheaper,
00:45:21
and sat and ate all day.
00:45:23
You can see her on line, her channel.
00:45:25
I actually
00:45:26
that watch Non-Sticky buffet was the Hollywood Casino in Toledo.
00:45:30
They had a, $40 buffet that on the weekends that all you can eat
00:45:34
crab legs.
00:45:35
They had steak, they had ribs, and there was like some good shit.
00:45:39
Yeah, for $40.
00:45:40
But know the
00:45:42
the if you're up to the $40 range now.
00:45:44
Not that, you know, even Golden Corral is like 20 bucks now.
00:45:47
It's not nine, ten bucks. That's great about it.
00:45:49
They ended it after a while.
00:45:51
But when we first started going there
00:45:52
for like a good year and a half, they would you would have
00:45:55
it was $40 for the buffet, but you got a $15 either 15 or $20.
00:46:01
Come credit to to play games.
00:46:04
So we would go to the nearest slot
00:46:05
machine, play and whatever we played, we'd cash out immediately, then take it to a
00:46:09
something we immediately and then spend way more than $15.
00:46:14
I think you're right there.
00:46:15
So we came up.
00:46:16
We we used to walk away
00:46:17
if we off off of something and it kind of covered our dinner.
00:46:20
We kind of in those instead would walk away and go, okay, we got one.
00:46:24
And I am the asshole that doesn't gamble and goes to the casino
00:46:27
all you can eat just because it's a $10.
00:46:30
Yeah.
00:46:31
In the day he would drive an hour to Toledo and add free drinks.
00:46:35
If you're in Vegas.
00:46:37
They got a nice concert venue there too.
00:46:38
They've got it's open to the whole like casino almost,
00:46:41
and they've got like decent acts sometimes.
00:46:42
Nothing that I'm like fully interested in.
00:46:44
My country's like, what kind? Like,
00:46:47
like, what's a decent act to you, Eminem or.
00:46:50
No. No, Florida, country.
00:46:52
I've seen Florida like, a lot.
00:46:55
I hope so. That's the fun of me.
00:46:56
No, that's the fucking like of the show.
00:46:59
What?
00:47:00
It's funny like, say that though,
00:47:01
because I do have one of the links here that is making fun of you.
00:47:05
I like, I like how he he was going to use love.
00:47:08
You're going to change it to love.
00:47:10
And I had a call.
00:47:11
You know, I was just being,
00:47:12
I was just using an extreme example of the word, like, oh,
00:47:15
no, you can get by where you can say love with saying like,
00:47:18
oh, I do like, or do you know, I, I don't know, I was going be by.
00:47:22
I was getting by. By not you.
00:47:23
Oh. It's like in love are interchangeable.
00:47:25
No, it's been ever since we were kids.
00:47:26
Do you like him or do you love them? Right.
00:47:30
Since kids. Hold on.
00:47:32
How long have you got in? Like with you?
00:47:34
Do you still love kids?
00:47:35
And in which way?
00:47:36
Like them, we do touch children.
00:47:41
What kind of children?
00:47:44
Circle.
00:47:45
Yes for no, no, wait.
00:47:47
That's not what you say.
00:47:49
No, no.
00:47:50
Well. Yes.
00:47:52
Well. Yes.
00:47:54
I have not looked at any of the clips for this week.
00:47:56
Not even one of them.
00:47:58
No idea what's going on.
00:47:59
I see a guy that's on there twice.
00:48:01
Yes. Okay, good.
00:48:02
Let me let me start with that.
00:48:05
The guy who's on there twice.
00:48:09
What am I going to tell you about this guy?
00:48:11
Love is delivery.
00:48:13
It's a fake American accent.
00:48:17
It's so bizarre.
00:48:19
He's so much.
00:48:21
Look what happened.
00:48:22
I've never seen you talking about, like, a DoorDash driver.
00:48:24
Because usually men are.
00:48:25
So Gary can't read it
00:48:26
because he looks at his tiny phone instead of an actual screen.
00:48:29
But when I go to unmute it, it says muted due to copyright claim.
00:48:34
Oh, so you're really going to have to give us the accent?
00:48:38
We can't watch it.
00:48:39
Well, that's how you can rumble.
00:48:40
That sounds like us. But he's not.
00:48:42
He gives himself away, by the way.
00:48:44
He says avocado or aluminum and leaves.
00:48:48
The other one let's see, is the other one there with the other one.
00:48:51
Help it all because there's two.
00:48:53
Yeah, yeah.
00:48:54
Maybe it didn't get me same every time.
00:48:57
Well that's okay. We can save it for Rumble.
00:48:59
If you're new to YouTube we we cross over to Rumble
00:49:02
at some point because shit like that, we can't, play some time, so.
00:49:05
Oh, no, no, it's not me. It's them.
00:49:07
I know it's them, but we can play it on Rumble, motherfucker. No.
00:49:11
We can. It's black. No! Can.
00:49:13
I've never seen it before. I'm on face.
00:49:15
It's like causing you to not be able.
00:49:18
Yeah. So like this one's muted.
00:49:19
If I go to it I have it says unmute right.
00:49:23
Yeah.
00:49:23
But when I go to when I go to this one it says muted due to copyright claim.
00:49:28
And it oh so it's already so they copyrighted something.
00:49:31
Yeah.
00:49:31
And when he got challenged he could have just he could have just muted the music.
00:49:34
But he fucked up and must have muted the whole thing.
00:49:37
Never mind. Then I misinterpreted everything.
00:49:39
I wish I could rewind those like last minute and a half.
00:49:42
We played it.
00:49:44
It's all right.
00:49:45
But no. I love his delivery.
00:49:47
He looks right at the camera. Yeah.
00:49:49
Oh poor ingredients and loose ball.
00:49:51
It's great. It's great.
00:49:52
This guy I like sounds I know it sounds like it's great,
00:49:57
I like I follow, I subscribe.
00:49:59
He's great.
00:50:00
He really is. And he's a good chef
00:50:03
you know.
00:50:03
And he's got good advice.
00:50:04
Don't fuck it up.
00:50:05
Start with a bunch of fingerling potatoes, a pot of cold water
00:50:09
shit that grows under the ground. You start in cold water.
00:50:11
Shit that grows above the ground.
00:50:13
You start in boiling water, salt.
00:50:15
You just boil these until they're soft as fuck.
00:50:17
Kind of like you when you're trying to please your wife.
00:50:19
Look how fucking easy this is.
00:50:21
Bunch of sour cream, half of a lemon, pinch of salt,
00:50:24
four cloves of garlic and some fresh dill.
00:50:28
Blend the fucking thing, man.
00:50:29
And that's your sauce. Potatoes come out.
00:50:32
Grab a fucking oven tray and get some olive oil on there.
00:50:35
Potatoes.
00:50:35
Go on the tray. You can use a plate
00:50:37
to just smash them down until they look like that salt.
00:50:40
All of that will freeze in the oven at 475 until they're fucking crispy.
00:50:45
Oh, you think we're done? Go fuck yourself.
00:50:48
Add a fuck ton of parmesan to every single one of us
00:50:51
in the oven until all the cheese melts and it's extra crispy.
00:50:55
And that's the best way to make potatoes ever.
00:51:00
Oh my God, oh my God, I love all of them.
00:51:03
He uses a spoon like a serving spoon.
00:51:06
And so he gets it all over his face.
00:51:08
It makes a mess.
00:51:08
He swears a lot.
00:51:10
He uses a fake accent. He's not American.
00:51:13
He, he looks right at the lens while he's pouring stuff.
00:51:17
So he misses the ball a lot.
00:51:20
His outtakes are spectacular.
00:51:23
And I mentioned he swears a lot.
00:51:26
My balls.
00:51:27
Because I don't remember saying that.
00:51:30
Oh, aluminum.
00:51:33
No, George said cheese for a second.
00:51:35
I don't remember
00:51:37
saying no.
00:51:39
Yeah, I choose per second it.
00:51:41
You did it.
00:51:42
It was during the, when Brady was giving me advice on how to buffet correctly.
00:51:47
Oh, I catch you.
00:51:48
He's behind. I forget that there's a delay.
00:51:52
There's a lag. I'm here.
00:51:53
There's a longer lag.
00:51:55
Maybe I should have taken the gummy and smoked,
00:51:57
and we actually get it up on the screen.
00:52:00
That's the longer delay,
00:52:02
right?
00:52:03
But I'm here in my brain to explain it to you.
00:52:06
So I've got a quick story that, is not in video format,
00:52:10
so it's a link that Brady does not have, but I forgot that the reason
00:52:13
why I pulled it, is because I want you to maybe do a mini rant here.
00:52:18
So this is click on Detroit Channel Local four.
00:52:23
Gentleman here, is the author, Mr.
00:52:27
Dane Kelly.
00:52:29
Dane Kelly is an Oreo enthusiast.
00:52:31
The viewers information while reading his fucking article
00:52:34
about a horrific situation where a man shot himself
00:52:39
with his gun accidentally while driving a car, died,
00:52:42
and then crashed the car into some other shit right.
00:52:46
And producer who spent his last seven years covering Michigan news and story.
00:52:48
So this is how are you going to say some?
00:52:51
Yeah.
00:52:52
They mentioned he was an Oreo enthusiast in an article about,
00:52:57
this is about the author at the end.
00:52:59
Yeah, this is about the author at the end.
00:53:00
The guy who, you know, okay, it wasn't a suicide.
00:53:03
It was like an accidental gun shooting gone wrong.
00:53:07
I don't know, it was. It was.
00:53:08
It was a solo driver.
00:53:10
Well, we'll let him describe the situation here, because his.
00:53:15
But this is a this is a
00:53:16
professional journalist for click Wdiv click on Detroit.
00:53:20
Right. Right.
00:53:21
Yeah. Familiar with their work. Detroit.
00:53:23
A man is dead after allegedly shooting themselves
00:53:27
while driving on Detroit's west side.
00:53:30
So in my head, I instantly go, okay,
00:53:32
maybe it's a tranny,
00:53:36
right?
00:53:37
Okay.
00:53:38
Is that correct?
00:53:41
They all of themselves a man is dead
00:53:44
after allegedly shooting themselves while driving on Detroit. Yes.
00:53:48
New self would be the operative term.
00:53:53
This is a professional journalist that happened about 6 p.m.
00:53:56
Monday, December 29th, near an intersection of Joy Road and, Roselawn
00:54:00
Street.
00:54:02
Police believe the driver mistakenly shot himself, lost
00:54:04
control of the vehicle and ran over a pedestrian before crashing.
00:54:07
Driver died at the scene, and the pedestrian has been hospitalized
00:54:10
in serious condition. Further details are not revealed at the time.
00:54:13
So isn't that fucked up right?
00:54:16
Yeah.
00:54:16
Walking down the road worth is or you is on a Monday.
00:54:21
Yeah. Yeah. Right.
00:54:22
And then it goes.
00:54:23
About the author.
00:54:24
He's an audio horror enthusiast. What the.
00:54:26
Oh that that makes it better.
00:54:28
It's cool.
00:54:30
He was an audio not realizing he typed this horrible grammar
00:54:33
in what is like not even a paragraph of fucking description
00:54:37
or who's your editor?
00:54:40
I should be his editor, right?
00:54:44
How do we lose Brady?
00:54:45
I don't know, how do we lose a guy who shot himself?
00:54:48
When you get like, when you get, like, good at it, it's a someone's best.
00:54:51
I got when I used to win it. Just this.
00:54:53
This past has made me no more. Okay, you.
00:54:57
I know one of the things you know.
00:54:58
Well, now a a strange story from Detroit's west side.
00:55:01
A man is dead and another person is in the hospital after a crash.
00:55:05
Police say the driver was going down Joy road when he himself.
00:55:08
So can we get Ryan's camera? Shot himself. Shooting himself.
00:55:11
He was shot.
00:55:12
The car hit a pedestrian on the sidewalk and crashed into a pole.
00:55:16
The driver later died and the pedestrian is in serious condition.
00:55:20
It's still unclear how the gun went off or where the man was hit.
00:55:25
No, he was hit some more critical.
00:55:27
I can tell you that,
00:55:28
we don't need those bastards again.
00:55:31
Yeah.
00:55:31
I saw a really disturbing video of a guy riding,
00:55:35
two guys riding a motorcycle.
00:55:37
One guy who was showing off his gun.
00:55:39
They hit a bump.
00:55:41
The gun went off, shot the driver through the head.
00:55:44
Crashed, killing the person who shot the driver.
00:55:47
I didn't realize, like, the cheddar bobbing
00:55:49
was like an actual thing that happened that often.
00:55:51
Like, oh, it's terrible.
00:55:53
Yeah, yeah. Self.
00:55:55
Yeah. Do you got a dumb frame named cheddar by me?
00:55:57
Shot himself with his own gun?
00:55:59
I think you jump on a six by six, you punks.
00:56:01
And oh, you know why I will never shoot myself with my own gun?
00:56:06
I don't own a gun.
00:56:07
Yeah, I've got a big knife, though.
00:56:10
I've got swords behind me.
00:56:11
Yeah, right. You got an arsenal?
00:56:14
Yeah. Throwing.
00:56:15
You got throwing apparatuses as well, right.
00:56:17
I do, I.
00:56:18
I, I sorry I full disclosure I'm, I'm occupied
00:56:21
because I'm trying to keep ice from taking the immigrants from my house.
00:56:25
I'm occupied.
00:56:26
Oh. Okay.
00:56:28
Ice is melting.
00:56:31
I melting, yes.
00:56:33
Yeah.
00:56:34
It's a hit of a hill above freezing today.
00:56:36
It was kind of nice.
00:56:38
Yeah, it will be above freezing in the next, next couple days.
00:56:41
And then it dives back in.
00:56:42
They went on vacation for the holidays, got a little bit tanned,
00:56:45
a little dark skin.
00:56:46
Now, people are knocking at your door around Gestapo uniforms.
00:56:50
They're just like, yeah, honestly,
00:56:51
you don't have to come knocking so you don't have to let us in.
00:56:54
You don't have to let us in.
00:56:56
Like, you're so Italian that if you kind of spoke like this, like you might,
00:57:00
you might pass your.
00:57:02
I'm not necessarily Italian.
00:57:03
I don't know what you're talking about,
00:57:06
greasy.
00:57:07
You can tell. You can see the grease.
00:57:09
Yeah.
00:57:12
You we know that
00:57:13
you got bowls of spaghetti all around you waiting to rub them all over yourself.
00:57:17
It's curly.
00:57:18
You could have said that, right?
00:57:19
Yeah.
00:57:20
It's a weird as a weird as what?
00:57:22
I don't understand what? That.
00:57:23
I mean, that's just a weird coincidence out of any other day.
00:57:28
That's a weird coincidence.
00:57:29
Hey, let's play the ball over the coincidence.
00:57:34
What if we hit Ryan's comments?
00:57:36
Do we get the draw?
00:57:38
Said choose per second.
00:57:40
Yeah, we already did that.
00:57:41
Yeah, you already did that up there. We already commented on it.
00:57:43
My old man would take his finger.
00:57:46
Oh, no, I'm sorry. That was his.
00:57:48
That was.
00:57:48
That was his old lady.
00:57:49
My bad.
00:57:50
Yeah. My old man would take my.
00:57:53
I'm worried. I'm worried. I got to read this ahead of time.
00:57:55
You know, I, I'm worried for my old man.
00:57:58
You take my mom and drive one hour to Toledo because they had a nice buffet.
00:58:03
No one going back to
00:58:05
that because I just, like, literally, I just just just watching TV earlier.
00:58:09
They got that commercial in there like, oh, I should have worn a condom.
00:58:13
And it shows two dudes and they're like, but you know, we just got too excited
00:58:16
and ended things and it's just like, gross.
00:58:18
I don't want to see all this but stuff.
00:58:20
And it's like the only reason the hit is spread is because of butts.
00:58:23
Stuff.
00:58:24
Like, if you want to not get the have just
00:58:27
don't do bad stuff.
00:58:29
What a fuck starts a conversation like that
00:58:33
or take the the have medical.
00:58:34
Honestly, that's advice I've lived my entire life by.
00:58:37
Yeah, for the first time ever I would.
00:58:44
So holding on helps.
00:58:46
Is there a chance that you could like kiss holes
00:58:51
and. No no no no.
00:58:52
Back to you.
00:58:53
I don't know where you're going with this but I don't like it.
00:58:56
We should do holes.
00:58:58
Shall we go doggy style. Are you.
00:59:00
Are you're both in doggy style position correct.
00:59:03
No, no.
00:59:05
Oh right.
00:59:05
I'm interpreting this wrong. The.
00:59:07
Nope. That was assumed.
00:59:09
So if you assume you make your ass backwards and a butthole out of everyone,
00:59:13
you were bent over. But it was.
00:59:15
You know, I was very clear. We were.
00:59:16
We were more like, fetal in the fetal position, I don't remember.
00:59:20
I need a better description.
00:59:21
Maybe you should, And in all honesty, it was it.
00:59:24
When, you know, when you've done it. What?
00:59:26
Acted out with 10,000 times with the same person.
00:59:29
Mr.. The board Penguin.
00:59:31
The choice is either to move in the ass
00:59:34
or other holes, or find creative ways to use the holes you already enjoy.
00:59:42
You know.
00:59:44
Sure,
00:59:46
we should play that, Patrice Neil clip about holes.
00:59:51
Is there is it copyrighted?
00:59:52
Oh, he's dead right. So the
00:59:56
he doesn't own it anyway.
00:59:59
Nobody owns me.
01:00:03
Love it.
01:00:04
So easy to find he's known by this.
01:00:05
Now, let me ask you a question. Here's a question.
01:00:08
See this question?
01:00:10
Okay, ladies, if you didn't have a vagina,
01:00:15
like, say, it was a terrible train accident, right?
01:00:17
And the doctor was like, we have to remove your pussy right away.
01:00:22
Well, you're going to die.
01:00:26
How would you keep your man past?
01:00:29
You get a two month guilty.
01:00:32
I can't leave the bench right away because he just lost a pussy.
01:00:34
The train actually.
01:00:39
Can't just walk, right?
01:00:40
I don't want him.
01:00:44
How would you keep
01:00:45
your man past that if you didn't have vagina?
01:00:55
Wow. Nothing.
01:00:57
You need to talk.
01:00:58
Look at all.
01:01:02
Suckers day.
01:01:03
Okay, mouth.
01:01:06
I'm going to come that asshole.
01:01:09
Okay, great.
01:01:10
Now for me.
01:01:11
You see what I'm saying? Now?
01:01:13
I'm a pussy being the whole show, right?
01:01:15
But I give women an opportunity to say I'm to make myself worth more.
01:01:18
But you just classify yourself as a series of holes.
01:01:22
But but, you know,
01:01:27
I'm supposed to teach a special,
01:01:29
but you're just a bunch of holes for yourself.
01:01:33
No one said learn
01:01:34
how to play Xbox and learn how to play pool.
01:01:37
Tell better stories.
01:01:39
Get another bitch that got a pussy to come on, be funny.
01:01:44
Well, learn how to navigate.
01:01:51
See, Gary's got the right idea.
01:01:55
That'd be cool until you realize it says Xbox three six.
01:01:58
Dude, how do you get one of those already?
01:02:01
Dude, that that's
01:02:03
that's got a hard drive stuck in a piece of plastic on top.
01:02:07
And they had the balls to call it, like a memory card or some shit.
01:02:13
Oh, hey,
01:02:15
it's a good time for me to tell you, since you brought up the Xbox section.
01:02:19
I put my I put my thumb near it, and it hit.
01:02:21
And I didn't mean to hit that till I was done telling you.
01:02:24
The more, you know, third time about your ball, if you have a new Xbox,
01:02:27
the, the X series,
01:02:31
you should take it to a technician if you're not capable and you need to back
01:02:33
up the very first sector of the hard drive because it will fail.
01:02:36
It's not if it will fail, but it's when it will fail and when it fails.
01:02:39
Xbox and all their infinite wisdom put a little key on the front of that hard
01:02:43
drive
01:02:44
that unless you already have copied it, you can never put another hard
01:02:47
drive in that Xbox.
01:02:48
You have to send it to them and they have to unlock it.
01:02:50
And it costs 300 bucks.
01:02:51
Which is weird, because you only paid 500 bucks for the entire Xbox.
01:02:55
It's as if they're trying to rip people off and make another 300 bucks,
01:02:58
instead of to sell the thing for 800 bucks and put a decent hard drive in it, or
01:03:03
share the key,
01:03:04
you know, like when
01:03:05
I when you make a password, people say, keep that password in a safe place.
01:03:08
What? When you bought your Xbox?
01:03:09
No. You didn't even know there was a password on the hard drive.
01:03:12
And it's not like a password like you can type in.
01:03:14
It's a password that's on the front of the hard drive.
01:03:17
Yeah, but I mean, this is going to be stretch me out of warranty period anyway.
01:03:21
So what? What just buy a new fucking system.
01:03:23
Plus the new system comes out every like 3 to 5 years anyway. So.
01:03:29
Well, it's been out for more than five years.
01:03:32
Mine happened.
01:03:33
There's a
01:03:33
there's a one year warranty on the Xbox, which a lot of people think it's longer.
01:03:37
It's like a new one.
01:03:37
Fuck it on for take a guess when my hard drive failed.
01:03:40
Just a random guess.
01:03:42
Like like about one year. One day.
01:03:45
Well, it was like one year within one week. Yep.
01:03:48
And I may have even failed like a week before that, but my dumb ass
01:03:51
didn't move right away.
01:03:54
But I don't like to add that part.
01:03:55
Did I say that part out loud? No.
01:03:57
So technically it did fail within warranty,
01:03:59
and if I would have done it like that, like I had four days left.
01:04:01
But by the time I went to the website
01:04:03
and put in my serial number and all that crap, it said
01:04:06
the day your warranty expired was just past.
01:04:10
Wow. So yeah.
01:04:11
So yeah, it's I don't cover your irritating.
01:04:14
You're irritating because that's exactly what I did.
01:04:17
I'm like, well, my choice is to fuck Xbox.
01:04:20
Yeah, I didn't like didn't like the sound of that because
01:04:23
the holes were clearly not large enough.
01:04:24
And there's a lot of electronics like a bigger product.
01:04:27
It wasn't, I don't know, it was warm enough though.
01:04:30
Yeah, no, I played.
01:04:30
Switching to PlayStation was not an option.
01:04:33
The switch wasn't out yet.
01:04:34
I went and spent 500 more to I.
01:04:36
Actually, I got a coupon and a little bit of hacking online.
01:04:38
I got it for 400 bucks,
01:04:41
but I'm like, I would rather
01:04:43
give a stranger 400 bucks and give Microsoft another 300.
01:04:47
And I understand what you're gonna go, whoa, hold on a second.
01:04:49
Microsoft got the profit off that other Xbox.
01:04:51
Yeah, you're right.
01:04:52
I still felt better.
01:04:55
Yeah. Okay.
01:04:56
Hey, there you go. Back. Flip that box.
01:04:59
Empty, I okay, back industries back tonneau cover.
01:05:02
And they, I was just outside of warranty, and I talked to customer service,
01:05:08
and they said it was perfectly fine, that I was just outside of warranty.
01:05:11
They'd send me a new one, and then I never heard from them ever again.
01:05:14
Wow. And so then I bought a, What is it?
01:05:17
Reflex.
01:05:18
I think it, it's a aluminum rolls up aluminum.
01:05:23
You should use parchment paper.
01:05:25
It's much better for your truck.
01:05:27
Yeah. Yep. He's right. I use aluminum,
01:05:30
so I think that's a good segue.
01:05:34
Did you say you had a taekwondo cover for your truck?
01:05:38
Yeah. Yes. He did. No.
01:05:39
But speaking of which, is just a brief, brief little.
01:05:43
But I got your clip all cued. But no, no, it's fine.
01:05:45
A little context really quick.
01:05:46
Just very, very briefly.
01:05:49
Too late.
01:05:52
Is in storyboard one word in the context of a storyboard,
01:05:56
it is, you know, who's counting?
01:05:59
CG, an AC train,
01:06:01
comma, train, comma and learn taekwondo.
01:06:05
I don't know what that means, but apparently there is
01:06:09
a place called Shop and Learn.
01:06:10
Shop and learn how to do this.
01:06:12
Now a sponsor of ours.
01:06:13
Yeah, this is guest mode.
01:06:15
Oh, look at
01:06:17
oh, I should get right to it.
01:06:18
But you brought up the storyboard.
01:06:20
Now, look, I made a storyboard app for.
01:06:22
You know, I haven't seen the pictures I drew was a big penis on my.
01:06:26
Yeah. Oh, boy, I drew those.
01:06:28
So you can you can,
01:06:31
you can make your own storyboard work.
01:06:33
Wants to be a Jewish girl. I like that one. Nice.
01:06:35
Nice job. Gary. You're clever.
01:06:37
Oh, these are all my guests.
01:06:39
We don't know who guest is. No.
01:06:42
So if you want to do storyboards in the future, you can use that free app
01:06:45
at Fledge ranch.com/storyboard.
01:06:49
There you go.
01:06:50
Let's. I want to see your drawings.
01:06:52
That's wide open. Anybody can use it. You don't even need to log on.
01:06:54
You can write whatever you want.
01:06:56
Anyone at all at, flair, Transcom.
01:06:59
Every story board is one of the services
01:07:02
we provide for free.
01:07:06
And we also have a new sponsor.
01:07:08
Oh, thank goodness, I think I can get to it.
01:07:12
I doubt it, I got to it. I did it.
01:07:15
Welcome to shop and learn taekwondo for your grocery list.
01:07:18
Meet your black belt goals.
01:07:19
Jab. Grab the ball.
01:07:21
Keep your guard up. Easy.
01:07:22
One punch, one loaf of bread.
01:07:24
Guys, block mom and new gloves for her.
01:07:26
Cut to pay. You're good to go. Enjoy the class.
01:07:28
Thank you. Hydrate then. Sidekick perfect at shopping.
01:07:31
Learn taekwondo.
01:07:32
Every combo comes with confidence.
01:07:35
That's better than the whole storyboard.
01:07:36
I was doing
01:07:39
when I came up with shop and learn taekwondo.
01:07:43
I think maybe you should go ahead.
01:07:46
Captain Giggles and Astronaut Chicken, they're.
01:07:50
They're going to have a fabulous
01:07:52
like I've gotten half of the thing animated so far.
01:07:55
And the battle.
01:07:57
Yes, it's G.I. Joe.
01:08:00
So maybe not by next week, but probably the week after that.
01:08:05
It may or may not be completed.
01:08:09
Or possibly tomorrow, which
01:08:12
which will which it may or
01:08:16
that's just a fancy or what you did.
01:08:18
There was just a fancy or not or not.
01:08:21
I didn't hear an either.
01:08:22
I think it's okay if you put an E whether
01:08:26
whether
01:08:28
either either wet weather, weather
01:08:31
for forecast.
01:08:36
Did I, did I even send the Sabina
01:08:39
thing?
01:08:40
I think I did set up your clips yet I'm still ice fishing it off.
01:08:44
The other thing.
01:08:45
Oh, no, I don't. I don't see you, Sabina.
01:08:48
I saw a short by her this week.
01:08:51
She looked like a, like a deranged clown.
01:08:55
Yeah, like so.
01:08:57
Mr. get almost on my green belt.
01:08:59
It's a trip.
01:09:03
That's convenient. I'm a green belt.
01:09:04
What I recommend is you got a green go to a printer, you go to a sticky buffet
01:09:10
after your taekwondo to eat, to replenish your,
01:09:14
electrolytes.
01:09:15
Lost.
01:09:16
Yeah, because it's got electrolytes, like the plants crave.
01:09:21
Yeah.
01:09:21
See, if you have take.
01:09:25
Because it can actually go on, YouTube.
01:09:27
But, you saw that the most recent thing I had posted right
01:09:31
now, he did not, you know, I mean, I could hit refresh.
01:09:34
Was it 18 minutes ago?
01:09:36
Yeah, I posted it, shortly after the show aired.
01:09:39
That way Gary can't watch it on accident.
01:09:41
Did you want me to play? I've been doing that.
01:09:43
You can just come up because I have.
01:09:45
I have no plan here. I'm not. No. That's your.
01:09:47
This is the.
01:09:48
I sent you all the links for the videos, right? Yeah.
01:09:51
Let's see your timing.
01:09:52
Because I had family in town. Not actually.
01:09:55
They're not actually immigrants. They lived here. That was a joke.
01:09:57
But that's,
01:09:58
I was dealing with my family that was going back home from the holidays.
01:10:01
Even though what happened was, even though school started today,
01:10:05
Martin Luther King, it was it was Orthodox home for the holiday.
01:10:09
It was Orthodox.
01:10:12
It was.
01:10:14
Oh. You're Jewish.
01:10:16
That makes sense.
01:10:18
That is that explains the change in his head.
01:10:22
That also explains the frugal.
01:10:24
This of using the buffet displays a lot actually, about
01:10:27
I see like a flattened hair pattern.
01:10:29
Like just like right here. Like,
01:10:32
you know what?
01:10:33
It's because you know why that is?
01:10:34
You want to know why that is, you fucking asshole?
01:10:37
Because some dickhead subconsciously said, yeah, the girls
01:10:40
hairdo like fucking ten weeks ago and I changed my hairstyle because of it.
01:10:44
That's how fucking self-centered and shallow I am. Wow.
01:10:49
Yeah. Growing it out, there's always that awkward.
01:10:51
I am definitely trying to grow it out.
01:10:53
Yeah, thanks for picking that up. But it's fucking. Oh, that's fine.
01:10:55
You can do that.
01:10:56
I did that plenty of times,
01:10:57
but I hid it underneath the hat during that awkward period.
01:10:59
And then I hit it. Sorry.
01:11:00
There.
01:11:00
And a half time after that, because it's all geared up.
01:11:04
I want my hair down today.
01:11:05
You guys didn't even notice. Thanks a lot.
01:11:07
Let's. You're a rock star or something like that.
01:11:10
I am a rock star.
01:11:11
In fact, I know, I know, that's what I'm saying.
01:11:13
So I said it.
01:11:15
I got I got rock star pictures.
01:11:17
I'll show those. So what is. Hold on.
01:11:18
What is an anniversary? What does this word here?
01:11:21
Office store.
01:11:22
Yeah, it's for the crack. Yeah. Right there.
01:11:25
So sophistry.
01:11:27
So, yeah, it's, this is a uncommon term used to describe
01:11:31
a system of government or social order rules.
01:11:36
So sophists,
01:11:38
individuals perceived as clever, intellectually manipulative,
01:11:42
or skilled in rhetoric, but lacking genuine wisdom or moral grounding.
01:11:46
So what is this, like?
01:11:47
Idiocracy, I think, but it's a well,
01:11:50
it's a similar it's a matter
01:11:54
for you. Yeah,
01:11:56
it's a filtering center.
01:11:58
Then we already solve that learning the learning center.
01:12:00
And f e is iron.
01:12:04
Well E is hold on let let's see where this goes.
01:12:07
I don't know,
01:12:09
Santa Fe.
01:12:10
Oh. Drink, Gary.
01:12:12
Oh, I'm not a berry.
01:12:14
It's botanically a poem.
01:12:15
That's the word berry. Like holy writ.
01:12:17
Bananas are berries. Therefore berries or bananas works both ways.
01:12:19
That's a logic pretzel and you know it.
01:12:21
Wait, if cucumbers are peppers,
01:12:22
which are a type of buried in the salad bar is basically a smoothie bar.
01:12:24
Finally someone understands.
01:12:25
But pepper wasn't berry the size of a bowling ball and a watermelon.
01:12:27
It's pronounced liqueur, not liquor.
01:12:29
It's pronounced pepper.
01:12:31
The word is French Gary.
01:12:31
So the letters argue with each other anyway. French borrowed it from Latin.
01:12:34
Latin borrowed everything. You're all thieves. Linguistically.
01:12:36
Meanwhile, cordial means friendly and also booze.
01:12:37
Language is a carnival, which is why calling us a cream
01:12:39
liquor is technically wrong.
01:12:40
It's cream liqueur, so you might know different word family.
01:12:41
You said underestimate by someone has to estimate first.
01:12:44
I said miss gauge. Different concept entirely.
01:12:46
This gauge still needs a gauge. Gary. A gauge is still an estimate.
01:12:49
But with hardware, you're just dressing the baby in a different day.
01:12:51
Baby diaper metaphor itself is flawed. Estimation isn't a baby.
01:12:54
It's an abstract process.
01:12:55
It's called a zipper merge, meaning every other car. I'm other.
01:12:57
You're the one.
01:12:58
No, no, no, I'm the other because I was already in motion.
01:13:00
Precedence is possession. Precedence isn't possession.
01:13:02
Possession is 9/10. Precedence is just being old.
01:13:04
Old doesn't make it right. A lot of religions are old. Still wrong.
01:13:07
See as above, so below. We're not talking about gods.
01:13:09
Obviously, the macaroni is a superior choice.
01:13:11
It's the cornerstone of comfort food.
01:13:12
Cornerstone? It's glue with cheese.
01:13:14
Fried chicken is the only thing.
01:13:16
That's what. Chemistry. Chemistry.
01:13:17
This ham is technically a preserved meat, meaning it
01:13:19
survived longer than your argument. You're all missing the lasagna.
01:13:21
It's layered like Reese's,
01:13:22
which none of you have had a stalemate yet because the king is diagonally
01:13:25
next to nice. I don't
01:13:28
Gary and math terms are still English words.
01:13:30
Using that doesn't even apply.
01:13:32
Everything applies if you think hard enough. No more kids.
01:13:35
One is the original, therefore it's the best.
01:13:36
You can't improve on perfection.
01:13:38
They're all playing PlayStation.
01:13:39
Gary number two refines the physics.
01:13:41
It is better by design physics.
01:13:42
Cartoons on Planck's non-Newtonian experiments determine what is the jank
01:13:45
you're all missing the point two has multipath tracks.
01:13:47
Therefore more freedom.
01:13:48
Therefore objectively superior.
01:13:51
That one are.
01:13:54
And no that's why Nintendo that's not that.
01:13:58
Not PlayStation.
01:13:59
That is Nintendo 64 view Nintendo board.
01:14:02
Here's the controller only on Extendo.
01:14:05
But that would be a world of
01:14:08
it's just nothing but a world of Gary's.
01:14:10
I love it,
01:14:12
you do? Oh, I love it. Right?
01:14:14
Yeah. We would.
01:14:16
Yes. You understand that?
01:14:19
That's the root of all your problems, right?
01:14:21
I know the the person.
01:14:22
You're not speaking that person I know I said there is not.
01:14:25
You sat there and I was like, you know what?
01:14:27
I think we had it all wrong. I think, Mrs.
01:14:29
Gary is the one in the right, because imagine having I know,
01:14:33
imagine that being your reality every day.
01:14:35
I tell that to people all the time.
01:14:37
I used to have road rage.
01:14:38
Now I just look and they get all mad and I get mad a little bit.
01:14:41
And I say, you know what?
01:14:41
I'm okay because I only have to deal with you at this moment,
01:14:44
but your wife sitting there has to deal with you all the time.
01:14:47
Yeah, I don't, I drive away, I say, I hope it's fucking worth it.
01:14:50
And I just drive away.
01:14:51
Yeah, I hope your little podcast is worth it.
01:14:54
Yeah, I didn't I didn't just like it, I loved it.
01:14:59
You liked it. I really liked it
01:15:03
a lot.
01:15:04
That's why I.
01:15:04
That's why I didn't want you to see it before in the.
01:15:08
Want it be a surprise?
01:15:08
I do, I do check the tube before we start.
01:15:13
A sneak, a peek.
01:15:14
You can't do it.
01:15:15
You can't do it mid monologue, so I can't I can't act.
01:15:18
Yeah. Yep, yep.
01:15:20
So that's when you started.
01:15:22
That's very true. You schedule a schedule.
01:15:24
If there's any place you have to put it, you two can sneak the tube.
01:15:28
Oh I do have one.
01:15:30
I do have the technology.
01:15:33
This is a preview. We're not doing it right now.
01:15:34
But I have one of these for later.
01:15:35
Website where the sun don't go.
01:15:39
Yeah, that's to be a rocket, right?
01:15:42
And you're never, ever going to guess.
01:15:46
I'll guess right now it's a dildo.
01:15:49
It's not a dildo. It's
01:15:51
it's always a dildo. I don't have a cued up.
01:15:53
I just we're just talking about how it's coming up all the way to Gilda.
01:15:57
We started late, so we should go over to Rumble soon.
01:16:01
We started. Okay.
01:16:03
We started soft,
01:16:07
but it's not hurt.
01:16:10
Like, right now we go.
01:16:12
We got, like, a hard. We never assessed.
01:16:15
I've been making roasted garlic to go with my New York strip.
01:16:20
Gone were my New York strip.
01:16:22
But when you say making roasted garlic, isn't that superfluous?
01:16:25
Because wouldn't just say roasting garlic be good enough?
01:16:28
No, I think he's growing it.
01:16:30
You'd have to be growing it in order to make it.
01:16:33
I don't, return the fruit.
01:16:34
God makes the fruit.
01:16:35
If you got a problem with the peach, you take it up with God.
01:16:39
And that is our something on this fruit.
01:16:41
Don't.
01:16:42
Don't get on a banana.
01:16:43
Being a fruit or not
01:16:45
worth God doesn't make the peaches.
01:16:47
Who makes the peaches?
01:16:50
Rolls?
01:16:51
Peaches. Can't answer that.
01:16:53
They were.
01:16:53
My question is very clear.
01:16:55
Who makes the peaches?
01:16:57
The farmer
01:16:59
who makes the peaches come from a clan.
01:17:02
They were put here by a man from a factory downtown.
01:17:05
Diamonds in a box with a fox.
01:17:07
No man in the can in the land, President of the United States of America.
01:17:12
If I ask you who makes the peaches?
01:17:15
How do you answer that?
01:17:16
Don't you shake your head?
01:17:17
No, it's not a yes no question.
01:17:20
Nature.
01:17:23
Nature. I didn't ask what makes the peaches.
01:17:25
I asked who makes the peaches?
01:17:28
Somebody has to make things right.
01:17:29
Dole? No. Dole.
01:17:31
Are you telling me that they just somehow that the sun just grabs
01:17:34
carbon atoms out of the air and they just turn into peaches?
01:17:37
Yeah. No.
01:17:38
That doesn't happen in a large explosion.
01:17:41
And then peaches.
01:17:43
Wait, are you one of those weirdos that thinks that grows out of the ground?
01:17:47
Yes, I have photos.
01:17:48
No, no, no, no. Photosynthesis.
01:17:50
It grabs carbon atoms right out of the air.
01:17:51
If you watch it, you can see it doesn't grow out of the ground.
01:17:54
It doesn't grow from itself. It pulls it out of the air.
01:17:56
Isn't that photosynthesis is.
01:17:59
And then the little green fibers grow.
01:18:00
But they don't really grow. They don't come out.
01:18:03
They don't come out of the other fibers.
01:18:04
They literally form out of thin air.
01:18:09
Oh, baby, they do burn, stupid.
01:18:13
You explain photosynthesis, then.
01:18:16
All right.
01:18:17
Next week, flat rates
01:18:20
or the topic is comments.
01:18:23
We're going to have an extra large comments, segment
01:18:27
and I will explain photosynthesis.
01:18:31
It's going to be interesting when you get to the point
01:18:33
where it doesn't, you want to change the topic.
01:18:36
It doesn't like where does it come?
01:18:38
Like share with me and subscribe.
01:18:42
Yeah. That's right. He's right.
01:18:43
He's going to comment on photosynthesis.
01:18:47
I, I,
01:18:49
I uphold that.
01:18:50
Yep. You're
01:18:51
you're going to suddenly stopped working.
01:18:53
Your objection is overruled.
01:18:56
The your commentary stand
01:18:58
the commentary on commenting.
01:19:01
I mean, I'm curious on what he's going to do.
01:19:04
I can't wait to when he explains a point where it actually forms
01:19:09
out of nothing like
01:19:12
ex nihilo, out of nothing.
01:19:14
You do take some of the
01:19:17
what minerals from the ground, but
01:19:19
it's carbon atoms that come out of the air, or some kind of.
01:19:23
Maybe it's not carbon.
01:19:24
I'm pretty sure it's carbon.
01:19:26
Comment now you can. It's just a cup.
01:19:28
You can.
01:19:28
Knock, knock.
01:19:28
Who's there? Gary.
01:19:29
His his comment, his commentary.
01:19:31
You know what. Positive and negative charges right.
01:19:34
Other corner over here like a nucleus.
01:19:37
It's all of us.
01:19:39
It's over here.
01:19:40
It's down here.
01:19:42
Depends if your phone is this way or if you're on the app
01:19:45
or if you're in the browser. It could be on of them.
01:19:47
So you did point to the,
01:19:50
Yeah, I was on my phone and you're like, over here.
01:19:52
And I'm like, dipshit, it's on the other side. And I already had it.
01:19:55
Yeah, you're going to do the weather.
01:19:56
We're good weather on Rumble.
01:20:00
Here's one of the links I sent in.
01:20:03
No up. No.
01:20:04
We'll wait for Rumble to that, but I will lead in.
01:20:07
There is a farmer that is raising
01:20:11
sheep for a special protected community.
01:20:13
That's all I'll say. We'll learn about it.
01:20:15
A lot of them on Rumble.
01:20:16
Why would I be involved in that?
01:20:19
Can I should I play sponsor? Sponsor? Yeah.
01:20:23
Oh, yeah. Billy's involved.
01:20:24
Is we greatly is not involved.
01:20:27
I mean, voices in my head.
01:20:29
I used to have dark thoughts and hear screaming voices in my head.
01:20:33
But thanks to the mind melter, I feel I don't hate, hate one pill a day.
01:20:37
That's the voice I no longer have to tickle. Fits in my pants.
01:20:40
Just remember to bark at your doctor and make sure it's homosexual for you.
01:20:45
Mind melter
01:20:45
reacts to proton imbalances, allowing for an infinite amount of side effects.
01:20:49
Other brands like Goliath and Floofy Boop and Hunky Dougie don't offer any effects.
01:20:54
Health risks like crying and masturbating are encouraged,
01:20:56
but are often unappealing to small women and large children.
01:20:59
Avoid driving at large machinery if you are ugly and pregnant
01:21:02
or risk double pregnancy,
01:21:03
remember to consult your prescription to see if the number seven is right for you.
01:21:07
The mind melter life might change.
01:21:08
New eons of people use mind Melvin.
01:21:11
It's time to take him burger to behave the cables way is the syntax error is 39
01:21:14
and curve in table three.
01:21:16
More on the way later than the last time you
01:21:20
said.
01:21:21
But is the way to the burger?
01:21:23
Time is all the time
01:21:26
gone?
01:21:26
I might move to.
01:21:30
That was brilliant.
01:21:33
I think so.
01:21:40
That was not I by the way.
01:21:41
So I was wrong.
01:21:43
I take back everything I said I can't wait for. I
01:21:48
yeah, you can't wait for.
01:21:50
Yeah.
01:21:50
As if it's on its way.
01:21:54
And I'm so proud of myself.
01:21:55
He said what's in your pants?
01:21:57
And then I said, what's in your pants?
01:22:00
Yeah, I still didn't play the clip, but wow, you're not Pavlov's dog.
01:22:05
But now I have to.
01:22:07
Yeah, you have to.
01:22:10
I think I deleted it.
01:22:12
What? No, what? It.
01:22:14
Should be there.
01:22:15
That's a staple.
01:22:17
It's a legend. Staple
01:22:20
play Lake or something.
01:22:21
Muddy waters. I don't know.
01:22:24
He used that his horse.
01:22:26
He can help us with a song about that song.
01:22:32
Oh, hey, look
01:22:35
at the past.
01:22:36
Go look at what's in your pants.
01:22:39
I don't make you
01:22:41
come around the house.
01:22:44
You got to sit on.
01:22:54
Got. Three.
01:23:02
If someone has to go to the office.
01:23:05
I said keep it secret and you know,
01:23:09
and go find someone you
01:23:11
work well.
01:23:13
Don't take it out a little, okay?
01:23:15
I said you guys, I'm somebody.
01:23:18
You know. I'm not. I'm not driving.
01:23:20
I don't to.
01:23:27
I'm not down.
01:23:32
I almost played the whole thing, I couldn't stop I like it so much.
01:23:36
I like, like it.
01:23:37
I wish people would like our shit so much because
01:23:41
there's not enough amount of likes per fucking.
01:23:45
Yeah, well, you know, that's a rumble.
01:23:48
That's a rumble. Yeah. The. But.
01:23:50
But city or what
01:23:53
shows you no fucking button.
01:23:54
Hit a goddamn button. Just tap like right there.
01:23:57
Just you don't have to like it.
01:23:58
Like, otherwise we're just go zoom.
01:24:00
But I don't know.
01:24:01
Unlike comments of
01:24:02
someone want to be a bot if I was, it is a painless way to help us out.
01:24:05
But honestly, it's not helping shit.
01:24:08
It's just letting us know
01:24:08
if this like it makes sense or not because it doesn't make sense.
01:24:11
It does help and the algorithm
01:24:15
our success.
01:24:17
My OCD, I'm not making sense.
01:24:20
Our our our success depends entirely on our lack of success.
01:24:25
This is this show has been self-propelled this whole time.
01:24:29
No outside anything.
01:24:32
Keeping an eye on this thing.
01:24:35
And she will we.
01:24:37
Here's our success is continuing.
01:24:39
This is my bowling gun.
01:24:41
Is that. Yeah. Glass half full.
01:24:45
No. It's heavy.
01:24:46
Past.
01:24:48
And half is refilled.
01:24:50
Taking it back to the beginning.
01:24:51
What about.
01:24:52
Well enjoy everyone talking over each other that an example of how you do that.
01:24:56
Yeah.
01:24:57
That's how we do it I heard everything, it was perfect. Me too.
01:25:00
Yeah.
01:25:03
I heard them, you know, the important part.
01:25:05
So it's all the other.
01:25:07
I want to know what's up with Will? Are you.
01:25:08
Is you have a vacancy. I do have a vacancy.
01:25:11
Yeah. Do you need a, Airbnb?
01:25:13
The rent is, the rent is three.
01:25:17
Yeah. And, as always, not so much.
01:25:19
You have to put up with this.
01:25:20
Did you see the.
01:25:21
You know. Yeah. Yeah.
01:25:24
That's true. In your pants. Belongs only to.
01:25:26
No, not that one. Not that one.
01:25:28
Oh. But me.
01:25:29
Sorry, I thought I thought the price was way higher than you were talking.
01:25:33
Oh. Yeah,
01:25:34
I did.
01:25:35
I set up a bed in the basement.
01:25:39
I get, a dog and your wife.
01:25:42
Well, you know, you know, our our hippie friend Nate,
01:25:46
I don't I told him he he's depressed over the holidays,
01:25:51
and I told him he gets to all the time when he's not doing his own bed.
01:25:56
And, you know, anything he wants to eat,
01:26:00
all you have to do is drive the, whatever six hours from
01:26:04
wherever the hell he was.
01:26:06
Mean. Yes.
01:26:08
He does not.
01:26:10
He does. Anybody knows? Watch.
01:26:11
I watch this podcast.
01:26:13
Yes. Shirtless Joe.
01:26:14
Oh, yeah.
01:26:15
That's it.
01:26:17
Today, I don't know, I just don't know.
01:26:19
Do you want to, Gordon, talk about the story of flight?
01:26:23
Oh, yeah.
01:26:26
That was. Yeah, that was a murder suicide.
01:26:29
But, Nate boarded a plane today.
01:26:33
What? Bound for Taiwan.
01:26:36
He's he's.
01:26:37
Wait, wait.
01:26:39
He's bound on the plane or the plane is bound.
01:26:43
I didn't hear I didn't hear a comma.
01:26:45
It sounded like you said I didn't. You?
01:26:47
He was.
01:26:49
That means that he was bound on the plane,
01:26:54
They were playing Bob.
01:26:54
Did he like they.
01:26:56
They have tie wraps, like.
01:26:58
Or rope or handcuffs.
01:27:00
I want.
01:27:03
So. Oh, wait.
01:27:04
No, I was on the island.
01:27:06
Taiwan. Taiwanese prison.
01:27:08
Oh, no.
01:27:09
Crap. Did you go to Taiwan or Thailand?
01:27:12
Now I forget Thailand is
01:27:16
that pretty sure.
01:27:18
Do you know what they do in Taiwan? And
01:27:21
in Thailand?
01:27:22
In Thailand and in Thailand?
01:27:25
I'm pretty sure it's Taiwan.
01:27:26
I want to say Taiwan.
01:27:27
I don't know, I was thinking about going to Thailand
01:27:29
to pick up some new tile for my kitchen. What do you guys think?
01:27:33
Yes. Taiwan on.
01:27:35
If you know where Nate was, please, please leave it in the comments below.
01:27:39
I please.
01:27:41
We're consistent. Yeah.
01:27:43
I think you went back to Jerusalem.
01:27:45
If you know where Nate is, he kind of does look like
01:27:48
Jesus because he's got the long hair and beard.
01:27:51
He's a does he know the language?
01:27:55
More than one language.
01:27:57
Did he do like a reverse, like mail order
01:28:00
situation where you go to a poorer country
01:28:02
to be with shit like, yeah, he's you're saying like like Charlie Kirk.
01:28:06
Yeah.
01:28:07
They're like Charlie Kirk. Good.
01:28:09
What do you mean, Wait, what?
01:28:11
He had an arranged.
01:28:12
Do you see, like, so rich Ben Shapiro text, kind of sounds
01:28:16
pretty heavy in whatever TPU essay thing that went on that,
01:28:20
I need TPU essay for my bunghole,
01:28:23
but,
01:28:25
I don't know, some of the shit.
01:28:26
Like it keeps getting brought up is quite weird.
01:28:29
Weird.
01:28:31
It's almost like they just want views.
01:28:34
Maybe.
01:28:35
But there's this question like, we don't do it for the views.
01:28:37
Like, like
01:28:38
the Detroit Lions just made a move that is going to save everyone's soul.
01:28:43
Like that kind of stuff.
01:28:44
No, that's that's like dumb.
01:28:46
Then you find out play games for chill.
01:28:49
They resign Johnson Joseph from the practice squad.
01:28:52
Like what?
01:28:54
I like how you like in something like real life or someone died
01:28:59
to, like, the arbitrary fun game,
01:29:03
you know, what you were saying was that somebody died
01:29:05
and the media stories are getting crazy, and I was I was pontificating
01:29:09
that they're doing it
01:29:10
just for the story, for the views, for the sensationalized issue
01:29:15
of it,
01:29:16
sensationalize it since, well, it was sensationalism.
01:29:21
I'll get their fuck off. Yeah. Right.
01:29:24
Now that the fantasy football is basically over,
01:29:28
I am in a fantasy playoffs, league.
01:29:31
And tonight I wagered heavily on Houston's no go Texans.
01:29:35
Oh yes football on right now I forgot about that.
01:29:38
This week starts the new season of fantasy golf.
01:29:41
I'm pretty excited.
01:29:43
How do you do fantasy golf.
01:29:44
There's so many
01:29:46
fantasy fucking horseshoe fucking pitching like it.
01:29:50
Yeah. Really?
01:29:51
Why don't you try?
01:29:52
I don't know, horseshoe pitching
01:29:55
I know. Right? Right.
01:29:57
Oh okay.
01:29:58
These things, why don't you do them? Okay.
01:30:00
I've got a clip about that.
01:30:01
It's called parts ready. Parts clip.
01:30:05
You have a clip.
01:30:06
All right.
01:30:07
I was still we were talking about Taiwan,
01:30:10
and then I had the taekwondo one pulled up, but I'm flexible.
01:30:13
Parts, parts?
01:30:15
Oh, no, it's called parts.
01:30:18
I'm scared.
01:30:20
Oh, yeah.
01:30:21
You should be direct scientific information on how
01:30:24
the banning of charts in 1988 started the
01:30:28
banning of charts represents the first jerks playing an instrument.
01:30:32
I made it part their Jewish parts.
01:30:36
Stupid people. Yeah, Germans.
01:30:39
And ever since then, it's like we're living in this.
01:30:41
This timeline where Biff got his hands on the Sports Almanac.
01:30:44
Once we banned draft, we started putting safety
01:30:47
labels on things and telling people which part of a chainsaw to hold.
01:30:51
We stopped natural selection in its tracks.
01:30:53
Now we're stuck with a bunch of stupid people used to throw really sharp,
01:30:58
weighted objects of.
01:30:59
After that we would dump you round in horseshoes.
01:31:02
That wasn't soft enough.
01:31:04
We know that's not the order where we went in.
01:31:05
We had versions before 2025 throwing bags of corn at each other.
01:31:11
I can give you direct saying to.
01:31:15
Think the game is as old as horseshoes?
01:31:17
Horses. Yeah.
01:31:18
Well, I mean, she said something very funny,
01:31:21
and it got lost in there that, they started curving the horseshoes
01:31:26
so that they wouldn't poke anybody's eyes out.
01:31:29
Well, horseshoes have always been curved because of the curvature of the horses.
01:31:33
Love. It's the shoes.
01:31:36
She was saying.
01:31:37
They they curved them for safety.
01:31:40
It's the curve in the shoes for the shoes.
01:31:44
And she was trying to be kind of like,
01:31:46
funny like this lady, but I mean, cheap, bad delivery.
01:31:49
Don't.
01:31:49
If you're a woman, don't try to be funny.
01:31:53
Yeah. Don't.
01:31:54
Yeah. Leave.
01:31:55
Leave that delivery like that. Lady,
01:31:57
if there is a man laughing at your jokes, he wants to have sex with you.
01:32:01
Yeah. It's true.
01:32:03
I'm sorry.
01:32:04
It's. Yeah.
01:32:05
This isn't just advice. It's just the more you know, I'm.
01:32:07
I'm being a little funny right now, and I'm not even trying to be.
01:32:12
Yeah.
01:32:12
Try that, try that.
01:32:13
Women just try it just once.
01:32:15
Yeah. There's. Don't you know what. Yeah.
01:32:17
Why not try instead of thinking of way to jokingly get back at me?
01:32:20
They're actually getting honestly pissed right now at me.
01:32:24
No, there are no women watching.
01:32:25
What I'm implying is they cannot control their emotions,
01:32:29
especially if there are any women watching.
01:32:32
Let us know by hitting the like button.
01:32:35
Yes, yes, I am not single.
01:32:37
I am not single though, so sorry.
01:32:39
You know you're supposed to be appeared like you're you're not single that way.
01:32:45
The women are more interested.
01:32:46
Yeah, it's funny they say that.
01:32:48
Look at this.
01:32:50
I don't know what happened.
01:32:52
I don't wear it.
01:32:53
I wore it for about six months after I got married.
01:32:55
I would warn her, bitch, dude, my wife was out with me watching it.
01:32:59
They think that that's.
01:33:00
Oh, he's safer. He's already been approved or whatever. And the.
01:33:03
And I'm, you know,
01:33:04
unless I'm a dick that's going to cheat, they can flirt as much as they want.
01:33:07
And do you? I don't like talking to people.
01:33:09
I took that ring off.
01:33:11
It's not symbolic of my union or whatever.
01:33:13
I'm the one that doesn't like talking to people.
01:33:16
That's true.
01:33:18
Jurors. Antisocial.
01:33:20
Do you have so you have a ring on
01:33:23
everyone probably just comes up and talks to you like they just like.
01:33:26
Like they just can. Oh, yeah, I'm for it, though.
01:33:29
He approaches everyone else. They don't want to.
01:33:31
That's different than
01:33:34
he's like baby to be a daddy.
01:33:35
Let me tell you something, Debra.
01:33:37
Well, all the time. Right.
01:33:40
The ladies find me creepy.
01:33:44
Me too.
01:33:45
But if I have the ring on.
01:33:46
Not at all.
01:33:48
Oh, no, no, no, it's got the opposite effect.
01:33:51
Now I'm just too fat. I can't get it up.
01:33:54
I'm sorry. What?
01:33:56
I'm sorry I did it off.
01:33:58
Oh, you said off.
01:33:59
Well, if you see too much lose weight, what do you say
01:34:01
I should be able to like not.
01:34:02
You won't get as winded and you'll be able to last till completion.
01:34:08
What if that's what you motherfuckers.
01:34:12
What if it's not the what goal?
01:34:16
What is the goal?
01:34:18
I don't know,
01:34:20
you want to really blow?
01:34:22
If you have a significant other, you want to really blow her mind.
01:34:25
Oh, in the middle of an argument before it even escalates.
01:34:28
So it's still safe or whatever.
01:34:29
Ask her what her goal is in this debate or argument.
01:34:33
What is her end game?
01:34:34
What would she like to achieve, learn, see, or change my mind to?
01:34:39
They won't be able to answer no matter what the argument is, right?
01:34:43
They like, if you ask me something like I want to be able to leave without
01:34:47
everyone else leaving and waiting outside with the car running for 40 minutes.
01:34:50
Like I would be very specific about what
01:34:51
I do or don't like, to the point where I'm going wrestle, maybe, right?
01:34:55
I've been doing this little experiment, not just my significant other.
01:34:58
Almost any woman I've spoken to, there's not able to come up
01:35:02
with not even a vague answer.
01:35:05
What is your goal in this conversation?
01:35:07
And not that every conversation has a goal or win,
01:35:08
but this has already escalated to a disagreement at the very least.
01:35:13
Right. So why are you talking about Gary?
01:35:18
Right.
01:35:20
I love to cut to the chase.
01:35:23
What was that?
01:35:23
And I think that was more like.
01:35:25
Cut to the grenade.
01:35:27
Yeah.
01:35:30
What do you get when you cross?
01:35:31
And, Shit, I fucking fucked. See, I fucked it up.
01:35:34
I was still had to finish the joke.
01:35:35
I wanted to say the punchline before I finished it.
01:35:37
I was not able. Yeah.
01:35:40
That woman looks scary baking with blossom.
01:35:42
Should I play that? Did I play that already?
01:35:44
Yes, you should play that.
01:35:46
Definitely play baking with blossom.
01:35:49
Like, you know, like I just just found this week.
01:35:53
I like to get all Gary's clips in before you leave.
01:35:54
You saw are their children you doing welcome.
01:35:58
Welcome to baking.
01:35:59
That's what am today.
01:36:01
We've got as as you get money.
01:36:03
What are you smiling about? Hey,
01:36:06
this is miss.
01:36:08
Why does the sheep look like a muppet flower
01:36:11
instead of really say, a bit more?
01:36:14
There's a
01:36:16
more kid.
01:36:17
A smile on her face.
01:36:19
Okay.
01:36:20
No, the kid wants to do so.
01:36:22
Yeah. Me, I love when she's.
01:36:24
You're right.
01:36:25
Though she does look extremely like Bonnie Rams.
01:36:29
JonBenet.
01:36:30
JonBenet Ramsey. Wow.
01:36:34
No, I think it's sinister.
01:36:37
Next thing you say, my crude gross.
01:36:39
Next thing you're going to say the sheep shouldn't be in blackface, right?
01:36:42
You're so offended.
01:36:44
Yeah. Oh,
01:36:47
You so offended.
01:36:49
That's what it is. My.
01:36:50
You want some bloody form for this one?
01:36:55
Just what do you reckon?
01:36:57
The box.
01:36:58
I like that they named all the sheep.
01:37:00
Other animal name other animals. Right.
01:37:03
All right.
01:37:03
This is my dog.
01:37:04
Kitty is cowards.
01:37:06
Wait, the attack for your nice.
01:37:10
Now we'll do.
01:37:11
Oh, that will do.
01:37:14
I just did that.
01:37:15
Will do. So,
01:37:17
and so yeah, I, I click then they subscribe to two
01:37:21
new clicking shows this week because I like them.
01:37:27
Was always a sheep. It.
01:37:29
You played the sheep man so I got to play it.
01:37:32
All right.
01:37:34
These outfits were all made using wool from gay sheep.
01:37:37
The world's first flock of them actually.
01:37:40
What?
01:37:40
German farmer Michael Stocker is raising 21 gay rams. One.
01:37:46
Yeah. I'm Vance.
01:37:47
Normally they know, you know what they call them?
01:37:49
They are 21 gay ashrams, just for a little old, when you
01:37:54
I mean, do that was, put a bunch of that was a 21 gas rams or gay ass rams.
01:38:00
See, it depends on where you put the comma.
01:38:02
I thought that was perfect for the show.
01:38:03
And again, gay ass rams gas.
01:38:09
You see depends on where you put the emphasis
01:38:12
kind of on unviable for people watching at home.
01:38:16
What are you saying is
01:38:16
I think a handgun ban class, and Klingon Glen, Klingon gun class.
01:38:21
I like the way dining and Klingon.
01:38:24
It doesn't matter if I'm talking over me.
01:38:25
Which is a big German.
01:38:26
No getting rams across Germany and creating a sanctuary over there.
01:38:31
Fleeces.
01:38:32
If you are listening on audio, please
01:38:33
check News.com where we have a video archive of all of the shows
01:38:36
and you can watch the video, which is what you should be doing.
01:38:38
About to see this Gaius Ram, our gay gay astronaut.
01:38:41
22% are bisexual, so hold on.
01:38:44
Pause.
01:38:46
So 8% gain at the bisexual part, 22% are bisexual.
01:38:50
So they follow these rams and the ones that are gay.
01:38:52
Just just keep fucking nudes every time they number fucking.
01:38:56
Yeah.
01:38:57
I used to a vagina at this point.
01:38:59
Or are they only come with like dudes?
01:39:01
You're like, you know, it's like, okay, you know,
01:39:05
I call the I call the sheep herder shepherd, if you will, prison
01:39:09
and I he from my impression, it's just like when a woman
01:39:12
has a child that wants to trans, they're like, oh wait, they chose pink.
01:39:15
And then their whole life from then on
01:39:18
goes in that direction.
01:39:19
So if you even exhibit any type of tendencies.
01:39:22
Exactly. You see like, oh, it's gay. So let's only keep it with the dudes.
01:39:25
And it's like, well, yeah.
01:39:26
Otherwise they care if it's only with the dudes
01:39:28
most of the time and it needs to get off.
01:39:29
It's like, what do you think it's going to do?
01:39:31
Did you catch all my my not one year
01:39:33
old dog fucking humps the, pillow a little bit sometimes.
01:39:37
And it's like, I don't know.
01:39:38
What does that mean?
01:39:39
There's I mean, it's, we we learned about that.
01:39:41
Like when you, when you fuck inanimate objects.
01:39:44
There's a name for that, too.
01:39:45
So your dog is a is, Is that what I mean?
01:39:47
Oh, my God, she's so special. Like, no.
01:39:50
Yeah. It's just.
01:39:51
Yeah.
01:39:51
You should be defined by
01:39:52
you should be defined for the rest of your life by a moment.
01:39:55
You should.
01:39:56
Yeah, right.
01:39:57
Eminem feels good. The worst one.
01:40:02
Stick.
01:40:02
Stick dick in wormhole feels good.
01:40:05
You know, it's probably just like. Yeah, there it is.
01:40:07
He probably thinks it's a vagina and it just doesn't realize it.
01:40:10
What's hardware?
01:40:11
The sun don't go,
01:40:14
so we need to go earlier.
01:40:18
Yeah, this was supposed to be for Rumble, but I.
01:40:20
You brought up or I played the sheep thing and it just rolled.
01:40:24
I'm rolling with it.
01:40:25
So I noticed though, not only are that not only does he pull gay sheep
01:40:29
for the wool, but then he sells
01:40:32
the clothes exclusively to
01:40:34
gay. Wait, what
01:40:37
model? Yeah.
01:40:38
So he overcharges. Namely.
01:40:41
Yes. Just like those people that take a regular cookie
01:40:43
from the regular store, put a regular on the court.
01:40:47
Artisan fucking cranberry, you know, cranberry ice cream or whatever.
01:40:50
And then people pay to know what I'm doing wrong.
01:40:53
What?
01:40:54
Not lying.
01:40:58
Are all gay people rich?
01:41:01
Does that work anymore?
01:41:03
Okay, no, but they don't have children, so typically they have more money
01:41:06
than you're ever.
01:41:07
They're they're not rich. They're dinks.
01:41:10
But you guys are both things.
01:41:15
Dude.
01:41:15
Dual income.
01:41:16
No kids, Mr.
01:41:17
dink, from, to Doug.
01:41:23
You think this is gay?
01:41:24
Bring some into.
01:41:26
Okay, I thought I knew, I thought I knew where she worked.
01:41:29
Or was that just temporarily while you were not?
01:41:32
I will not know where she works.
01:41:35
I go there every day.
01:41:36
What do you mean? I run into her to work.
01:41:38
She works so she could become bringing home some kind of. Come.
01:41:40
You just know she's. She's definitely working, man.
01:41:42
You should talk to her.
01:41:46
I haven't seen.
01:41:47
Oh, my God, I got to.
01:41:49
I'm sorry.
01:41:50
I have to play this now. It's just a weird coincidence.
01:41:52
It has nothing to do with
01:41:55
the timing or your wife by any means.
01:41:59
Over.
01:42:01
Please do.
01:42:04
It's taking me a second.
01:42:06
I noticed you
01:42:09
share this tab.
01:42:10
There it is.
01:42:11
Oh, no. It's gone again.
01:42:14
We've got the only cooking show worth watching is America's Test kitchen.
01:42:17
Test kitchen?
01:42:18
It has a precise approach and explains cooking in a scientific sense.
01:42:22
See, it's my favorite.
01:42:25
Yeah, I like America's test.
01:42:28
Say, whoa.
01:42:33
Hold on.
01:42:34
I'll let you get a of old for wieners.
01:42:36
Watch this. The rest of.
01:42:38
Yeah. You know, making it smaller.
01:42:40
I always like
01:42:42
I like that you like, I just, I miss it
01:42:48
in this.
01:42:48
What I missed it. Oh.
01:42:55
I missed it I we should watch it again.
01:42:57
I like that one.
01:42:58
Thank you.
01:43:00
I don't you in that that right there. Okay.
01:43:02
This is one of the favorite parts of a woman to me.
01:43:05
See that little.
01:43:07
See that little dip right there?
01:43:09
Which is weird because I don't like anal at all, but I like the surrounding frame.
01:43:14
Do you would you like to whack whack off over with it
01:43:18
with, like, I've only like.
01:43:20
That's great.
01:43:21
Thanks for telling us. Oh, I don't know what.
01:43:22
I don't ever like for this. For you.
01:43:25
Or maybe I don't ever like to whack off.
01:43:26
Whacking off is an alternative to what I already.
01:43:29
I'm just curious on why you felt the need to tell you what I tell my wife.
01:43:32
I have sex every day.
01:43:33
Off, over with or without you is up to her.
01:43:38
Yeah, yeah. I'm.
01:43:42
Getting one too much mixed every day.
01:43:47
Okay. It's fine. It's okay.
01:43:50
There's nothing wrong with that.
01:43:52
I like.
01:43:53
I hate to admit I'm still.
01:43:55
I've never heard of this rapper before, but I'm, definitely a fan.
01:44:00
Regardless of what's going on with you in my mind.
01:44:04
So let's spend some time in the backseat.
01:44:11
But to be honest,
01:44:12
couldn't anyone perform what she's performing right now?
01:44:16
Yeah. It was.
01:44:17
Yeah, the basics of it are so good.
01:44:19
No rest music.
01:44:22
Does she think, or do they just use the same exact cut?
01:44:24
No, no, I haven't seen that cut as before.
01:44:27
I've been playing it over and over again.
01:44:30
Well, yeah.
01:44:31
Yeah, yeah, it's only a minute long.
01:44:33
I've been playing it like for time.
01:44:34
You use the same exact cut because they liked it and they don't even know
01:44:38
I reused video
01:44:40
on that.
01:44:41
Oh see there's that spot again.
01:44:43
Oops.
01:44:46
Okay, but seriously, did I say this already?
01:44:48
Did she think anybody in the entire fucking world takes this seriously?
01:44:53
The music? No. And I like. I'm sure her.
01:44:55
I'll bet she does.
01:44:56
Proud I know that matters is like the hopefully the what's around
01:45:00
her neck is actually hers.
01:45:01
And, And.
01:45:02
No, it's real video rental, right?
01:45:06
It was the house.
01:45:09
Not that there's anything wrong with that
01:45:10
in an apartment, is there?
01:45:13
Is that a style now for a woman to wear a man's watch?
01:45:15
I'm not a fan of that.
01:45:17
That's what that is.
01:45:18
I don't know, I don't wear watch.
01:45:19
I was I got a phone.
01:45:23
I don't wear, I don't, I can't wear jewelry.
01:45:25
That's part of the why would you wear like an archaic like,
01:45:28
like do you have a sundial on like it.
01:45:30
All right.
01:45:31
So I can give you one reason, because I do have a watch
01:45:33
that matches my phone, and I wear it when I go to really important meetings
01:45:36
because the last thing I want them is the impression to think that I'm like,
01:45:40
fucking the.
01:45:41
Well, you are a Apple Watch or a Samsung Watch.
01:45:44
What do you mean?
01:45:44
I have a phone.
01:45:48
Like it has to be with my phone.
01:45:50
It's not. It doesn't work on its own,
01:45:53
you know, it's not like a fancy iWatch with its own little SIM card in its own.
01:45:57
Yeah, yeah.
01:45:57
Fuck that shit.
01:45:58
Yeah, but if I need to get a text or if I need to check something,
01:46:02
I need to check the time even. Right.
01:46:04
Yeah, it's a smartwatch.
01:46:05
Okay, then just say it's a smartwatch. You made it sound like it.
01:46:07
Like you had a phone case that you were matching. Imagine it.
01:46:10
Like you were accessorizing.
01:46:11
Like a bitch. It does. That's what I was trying.
01:46:13
That's what I was getting that it does match.
01:46:15
I can change the strap if I want, I don't,
01:46:17
but I could if it came with like three colors.
01:46:19
In fact, I did. I did get rid of the rubber band.
01:46:21
The strap. That's. You're such a girl.
01:46:24
Oh, I got rid of the rubber ones. And I got an actual
01:46:27
wrist watch strap.
01:46:29
Yeah, I thought about strap a rubber.
01:46:31
It's a strap on there. Better for all around.
01:46:34
Especially the one they make me itch.
01:46:35
Dude, I don't I don't like putting rubber on my I.
01:46:38
I've destroyed ever watch my apple.
01:46:40
Ever lasted for years.
01:46:41
I weld with it.
01:46:42
I got, 12, 13 kids over it.
01:46:45
There was like be beads or, Hold on.
01:46:49
I think we're talking about something else.
01:46:51
Save that for my Apple Watch.
01:46:52
I had it that was like the first Apple Watch or second one I can't remember.
01:46:56
Let me guess, was it just like the first Apple iPhone?
01:46:59
And it did everything except it couldn't tell time?
01:47:02
No, it was good.
01:47:04
Does everybody remember the first iPhone
01:47:06
brought to you exclusively by AT&T?
01:47:09
I everybody remember which was, oh, of course you did.
01:47:12
Nobody had the first iPhone because it couldn't make phone calls.
01:47:15
And they were like, well, that's just, you know, I mean,
01:47:17
you need your phone to make phone calls. Look what else it does,
01:47:21
Yeah.
01:47:21
The AT&T service sucked in is the after the year exclusivity was up.
01:47:26
Then it took off.
01:47:27
You know what else ceased to exist around the iPhone?
01:47:29
Invention?
01:47:30
Social.
01:47:31
Anything.
01:47:34
Like bowling alleys went out of business.
01:47:36
Anything where people used to gather.
01:47:38
Literally within a year of the iPhone ceased to exist
01:47:41
in any large capacity.
01:47:44
But nobody makes that correlation.
01:47:46
But some people do, but they're like, no, that's not why.
01:47:48
It's because of the Covid.
01:47:50
No, that was like way after video game.
01:47:52
I guess video games were way before
01:47:56
it was like it's 2007 or summer
01:47:58
2006, 2008, whenever the first
01:48:01
real iPhone, the second generation, which was the actual first iPhone,
01:48:04
they could make phone calls and that's like,
01:48:08
do they all have to do the work or the wait?
01:48:12
Hold on.
01:48:12
When you say they all with all those people, do you mean rappers?
01:48:16
Because I think you mean rappers, right? I don't know,
01:48:20
because on Rumble I have a bunch of lines.
01:48:23
I try to explain that.
01:48:24
How come when I watch rap videos, they all seem to be acting the same way,
01:48:28
which I think is what you were just referring to,
01:48:31
and they remind me of something like shaking their butt off
01:48:34
to try to track them, shaking their butt to try and attract a mate.
01:48:37
Kind of like the birthday thing. Yep, I'm along the same lines.
01:48:40
Well, it's like you're those all those maneuvers are,
01:48:42
you know, and, you know, just facilitating like, sexual acts, you know,
01:48:46
you're riding dicks and pretty much all those ass dropping and shit.
01:48:50
Yeah.
01:48:50
All white women want to do.
01:48:51
I mean, I'm sorry, all non rappers want to do it.
01:48:54
Just put a little rosy,
01:48:56
little rosy glow on their cheeks, which is kind of means the same thing.
01:48:59
You know why women put the rosy glow on their cheeks?
01:49:01
Because it makes men think they're flushed and ready for mating.
01:49:06
I've always heard that, the reason that women wear lipstick
01:49:08
is to, mimic the lips of the Virgin.
01:49:12
Nice.
01:49:13
Yeah, well,
01:49:15
that's all right.
01:49:17
I have a question to the women that use the black lipstick.
01:49:19
What's that all about?
01:49:21
Well, they're they're black.
01:49:22
Black women.
01:49:24
Let's graph.
01:49:26
Yeah.
01:49:27
What do you think about a nice black vagina where just, like, all of a sudden
01:49:29
this bursts out and the pink goes into that, or. No.
01:49:35
I would be into that.
01:49:36
I'd be like, all around it or something like, something like, you know,
01:49:41
I've only ever met one that I didn't like, to be honest.
01:49:45
And I'm not going to call her out this long.
01:49:47
I mean, nice lady, but not a good vagina.
01:49:51
Speaking of getting laid.
01:49:55
Yeah, the.
01:49:57
What is that? Marvin Gaye?
01:49:59
That's what we get. Spot.
01:50:00
We any any of the any.
01:50:02
They don't.
01:50:02
YouTube does not want people to be sexually aroused.
01:50:05
I've determined any type of stuff like that.
01:50:07
Oh, you dig or do the.
01:50:10
That doesn't.
01:50:10
That's weird that when I said sexually aroused, you immediately went to the gay.
01:50:14
But stuff.
01:50:16
Yeah, that's all that's allowed on the internet.
01:50:19
Like suck ass.
01:50:21
Why I already say that.
01:50:22
Or her
01:50:24
or they,
01:50:27
Okay.
01:50:27
What's next?
01:50:29
So, last time I ordered, So I ordered a, the dog pillow.
01:50:33
That's.
01:50:34
I thought you were gonna say a prayer from Mr.
01:50:37
Michael Lindell.
01:50:38
And, I was sent a, prayer, and I read that he's got my dog pillow
01:50:42
show a couple a couple shows.
01:50:43
Yeah, yeah, I want to, I want to, I want to get the bigger one.
01:50:46
They're sold out, but, they're great.
01:50:48
I'm sorry to interrupt again.
01:50:48
Is it honestly a dog pillow, or is it just a my pillow you're using for your dog?
01:50:52
No, it's a dog. My pillow.
01:50:53
It's it's a it's why it's got the dog prints on it.
01:50:56
Oh, wait.
01:50:57
Is that
01:50:57
the only thing that makes it a dog pillow is the dog prints go to the dog pillow.
01:51:01
The mypillow.com.
01:51:02
Use promo code TDC.
01:51:05
It'll get you, like, at least 50% off.
01:51:06
You get the best discount.
01:51:08
There's multiple discount codes they use
01:51:11
a TDC.
01:51:13
Yeah, TDC.
01:51:14
Oh, we don't have our own promo code.
01:51:16
But a podcast that I listen to that's local here that I used to help out with.
01:51:21
Anybody can get anybody can get their off code.
01:51:24
Oh, you just have to contact them.
01:51:25
But yeah, but promo codes you can get like the
01:51:28
I will have the code for as many of my pillows that we use to travel with and,
01:51:32
and then we just end up sleeping with them.
01:51:33
Also it like an extra secondary pillow and they're like a little mini my pillow.
01:51:36
But we also have my pillows as well.
01:51:38
Whole reason I bought my pillows is because of that podcast.
01:51:41
But I've had it for like ten years now.
01:51:43
They're fucking great.
01:51:44
Especially the dog pillow.
01:51:45
The only reason I buy my pillows is because the guy
01:51:48
wears a cross necklace outside of his clothing, right?
01:51:52
So he sends a prayer. So I had gotten another delivery.
01:51:55
So here is the most recent prayer from Mister Mike Lindell.
01:51:58
There are friends who destroy each other,
01:52:02
but a real friend sticks closer than a brother.
01:52:05
Proverbs 1824
01:52:08
I had a fortune cookie that said that.
01:52:11
Did you say proper vertically? Yes.
01:52:14
Proverbs.
01:52:16
He's been putting a B on a lot of different words.
01:52:17
We're just ignoring it. Okay.
01:52:20
So what?
01:52:21
It says that there are friends who would destroy each other, but real friends.
01:52:24
A real friend sticks closer than a brother.
01:52:29
I've never had a brother, so you're gonna have to be a friend
01:52:31
and explain too much so I can actually help him destroy them.
01:52:34
I haven't spoken with my brother in 30 years,
01:52:38
so you're no help my brother.
01:52:41
Brother, can you comment?
01:52:42
Brother? I am one of my parents.
01:52:44
One of my parents have a brother now.
01:52:45
Have that same track record
01:52:47
with my oldest brother at some point, so I'm sure I will. So.
01:52:50
Oh, you're on the way to that though.
01:52:52
Well, it sounds like I lucked out by now.
01:52:53
I have one of those.
01:52:53
Fucking bastard.
01:52:54
Jesus, I already don't show up for his birthday.
01:52:57
I already I've already done that the past 3 or 4 years.
01:52:59
I just come in, respond, like, subscribe.
01:53:02
If you still speak with your brother, I'm curious how you respond.
01:53:07
You go.
01:53:07
Are you coming over for his birthday? We're going to pizza and cake.
01:53:10
I don't even I don't even respond.
01:53:12
My mom doesn't get I don't think she.
01:53:14
I don't even think she realizes I do it.
01:53:17
She hasn't told her.
01:53:18
I just do what mothers ignore a lot.
01:53:21
They know.
01:53:21
They just know that I know, I know, trust me, trust me I have.
01:53:24
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah that.
01:53:25
But that's good. They have to if.
01:53:27
Yeah, I've had a mother all my life.
01:53:29
The opposite is an emotional reaction.
01:53:31
So that's fine.
01:53:33
Now I've had I've had really close friends who have helped,
01:53:36
the more than a brother and sometimes, you know, you end up feel like you're,
01:53:39
you're causing more harm than you're helping.
01:53:41
So, you know, I feel like by being close, you can also be distant.
01:53:47
In my opinion.
01:53:53
No. Yeah.
01:53:55
No, that's no.
01:53:58
Why not?
01:54:00
More specifically, you know, distant
01:54:02
and close are opposites.
01:54:05
We did a show called opposite.
01:54:07
I told my son he should get off his phone and go hang out with his friends.
01:54:10
He's like, I am hanging out with my friends.
01:54:12
And he, like all his friends from way farther than I could ever hang out with.
01:54:16
Way more friends with similar interests instead of just the poor schmucks,
01:54:20
the sick schmucks that lived on my street when I grew up that I got stuck with.
01:54:24
So he was right, I was wrong.
01:54:25
I apologized, and I'm just thinking about that clip that now, did that
01:54:29
to make you say, I told my son to get off with his friends?
01:54:34
That's great advice.
01:54:35
Do you think you're ripping on me?
01:54:37
But as you get older, you realize I'm. I'm very.
01:54:39
Oh, it's not I'm not ripping on. I just think it's. What do you want? Your.
01:54:42
Do you want if you had a son, do you want him to go out and he's on the road?
01:54:44
Okay.
01:54:46
Something wrong with me again? Homosexual? With your own?
01:54:47
No. See? See? No.
01:54:48
The gayness is where you assume that he was getting off with his friends.
01:54:51
My statement, my history, the way I'll tell it is, he went off,
01:54:54
he went out, and all his friends got off with women.
01:55:00
But you had to know they're gay.
01:55:03
I told you that story about the group of guys
01:55:05
that I worked with in, So I would remember that.
01:55:09
You should tell it again.
01:55:11
There was a group of guys at some trucking.
01:55:19
And I got hit.
01:55:20
This one. Hold on. Don't start yet. Hold on, hold on.
01:55:22
I'm sorry. There's a group of guys at a trucking company.
01:55:24
Fuck. Starts a conversation like that.
01:55:27
Okay, now go ahead. Okay.
01:55:29
Think they got all the way over here?
01:55:31
Training on a piece of manufacturing equipment, and,
01:55:34
they,
01:55:37
started telling me random stories, and they were cool.
01:55:40
They were just, you know, random stories about this, whatever, blah, blah, blah.
01:55:43
And then they started telling
01:55:43
some random story about, like, going to a, massage parlor.
01:55:47
But then they started, like, indicating that they, like, all went together, like.
01:55:51
And not just like, you know,
01:55:53
like, together, like, oh, we just happened to, like, go there or.
01:55:56
Hey, sure, they know they like when as a group,
01:55:59
do they go together or did they come together
01:56:03
like together but separate.
01:56:05
So they. Yeah.
01:56:06
So I'm like, okay, that's weird.
01:56:08
And then they're like then I'm like, they're joking or fucking with me.
01:56:10
And then it's like, no, they like they we weren't really on that level.
01:56:14
So of fuckery.
01:56:15
And they were just discussing like random, like, you know.
01:56:19
Oh yeah, you know. Oh, yo.
01:56:21
So, you know, she, she didn't really get into it right away.
01:56:23
And then like, the other guy was like, oh yeah, my, my mind, you know,
01:56:27
just went right at it. I didn't really have to say much.
01:56:28
And then I was like, oh, is that what took you so long?
01:56:30
And it's like, oh, I couldn't, you know, I couldn't get it up this time.
01:56:33
And it was like I was sitting there going, really?
01:56:35
Like, you guys are.
01:56:36
And then you all like, wait for each other, like, oh, what?
01:56:40
It was like in the middle of, like, kind of the
01:56:43
kind of cowboy country, I think.
01:56:46
Upper. Oh, right. Right, right.
01:56:47
Upper mid California.
01:56:49
Like it was just sort of middle of nowhere, but like, I don't know.
01:56:53
But they were very specific about what they talked about.
01:56:55
And it was fucking weird.
01:56:57
If you, if you were to go like, do that on your own
01:56:59
and not really tell anybody about it, like, that's your own prerogative,
01:57:02
I guess I would say it's no different than paying for a lap dance from a stripper
01:57:06
in certain aspects, you know? So
01:57:10
it is what it is.
01:57:11
But if you're like, doing like a group outing
01:57:13
and you're all showing up there with your bro's, like,
01:57:15
why not just all watch porn together and whack off at the same time,
01:57:19
like you're not touching each other, but it's like,
01:57:20
you know, you know, and there's weirdo people that do that.
01:57:23
You too.
01:57:24
I've heard people, you know, people that have just like I played
01:57:27
in a band or two guys would would watch porn.
01:57:30
They didn't whip it out.
01:57:30
They never whipped it out, but they would just we would go over there
01:57:32
and just like you would be watching, you know, give it your most sport.
01:57:35
What do we have to hold on?
01:57:36
What do we have to say in order to, clip stuff for later?
01:57:39
Oh, yeah. Clip that.
01:57:41
Okay. Put that.
01:57:42
Well, it's going to clip that now.
01:57:43
It's going to clip all this. Nice.
01:57:46
Put that clip. Yeah.
01:57:47
I thought it was we were like we would always the same answer.
01:57:49
We're like no we're good man.
01:57:51
We'll see.
01:57:52
Tomorrow or you know, after school.
01:57:55
When next time.
01:57:56
However, if I could avoid you know, they were actually
01:57:59
a pretty decent guitarist and a pretty decent singer.
01:58:01
So you want to keep them around?
01:58:03
Yeah, it's really hard to find.
01:58:04
I mean, as long as they're not fucking me in the ass,
01:58:06
I don't really care what kind of like a porn.
01:58:08
It's kind of like a running back who beats his wife.
01:58:10
You know, he was also.
01:58:12
I would always take it back.
01:58:13
So we would show up and one of them was, like, half naked.
01:58:16
And then you'd have to wonder, is it just summertime or not?
01:58:22
Whether you drink one beer, you're not an alcoholic.
01:58:26
You make one song on SoundCloud, you're not a rapper,
01:58:29
but I suck one.
01:58:34
Yeah, it just takes one.
01:58:35
It just so
01:58:37
if you. Well, never mind.
01:58:40
I better keep that one to myself. Never mind.
01:58:42
It takes two.
01:58:44
Let's go.
01:58:44
What if I accidentally get traveled through time?
01:58:48
What? Oh, yeah, I can't quit.
01:58:50
It's going to be really hard to prove that I'm from the,
01:58:52
I get to say, non sequitur.
01:58:54
What if I accidentally get traveled through time?
01:58:58
What is it? What? Yeah.
01:58:59
Yeah. Because he didn't travel.
01:59:01
Yes, that is right.
01:59:02
If I ever had have had have had not had have
01:59:05
I don't think I can describe what technology is like in the future.
01:59:09
But people will just think that I'm imagining it.
01:59:12
I won't be able to build an iPhone, for example.
01:59:14
I won't be able to put a satellite in.
01:59:16
I could build it up. I go back to the 1800s.
01:59:20
I also could tell people like,
01:59:21
oh well, I know who wins the Super Bowl in, you know, 2022 beef.
01:59:26
But that might take a long time to come to fruition.
01:59:29
And just the very fact of me saying that I'm from the weight, asshole, I don't mean
01:59:33
to ruin your whole fucking bit, but why start at 2022 if you went back to 19?
01:59:38
Whatever the fuck you said, why don't you start two years after?
01:59:40
Or maybe right then because you have a historical almanac.
01:59:44
Or maybe he doesn't because I'm thinking before he has the answers,
01:59:47
he only remembers one game.
01:59:49
He doesn't have any past. I would anyways.
01:59:52
It's a little bit of a
01:59:53
flaw in his ego, a little bit more when could change things for.
01:59:58
But this is the ultimate time traveler first aid kit.
02:00:02
All right.
02:00:02
With this slap bracelet.
02:00:04
No no no no no no a man should never put a slap bracelet on
02:00:09
anyone's back to you will be able to
02:00:13
work up the year that you've been transported to and find
02:00:15
at least two objects that were lost in the pair way.
02:00:20
You just have not yet.
02:00:21
So you can tell I didn't watch but were found in your time.
02:00:24
Let's say you didn't know like 1950s.
02:00:27
You look up the 1950s on the slap bracelet and you can tell people
02:00:31
that you know where the Titanic is and that you know where the HMS endurance.
02:00:35
Sure. Honest. You the fuck?
02:00:37
What is that?
02:00:38
Lost in the 1950s had not been found yet, but how?
02:00:41
It's not pertinent now. And we've got that wherever you go.
02:00:44
Ordinates of these places, Where they can be found.
02:00:46
I was in the library.
02:00:48
That you doesn't. That's what I was just going to say.
02:00:49
As far as Terminator, you go completely naked, right?
02:00:53
Right. That's the problem.
02:00:56
Give it a go with you.
02:00:58
Who's time travel series? Fiction.
02:01:01
Are we talking about?
02:01:06
Both the shit.
02:01:07
Oh, no. Since it's not real, you know, I'm trying to. Making it up.
02:01:10
Time traveler is much less.
02:01:11
You can say the bracelet goes with us.
02:01:14
The problem with all of that, though, is that
02:01:17
as soon as we're lost during the future sort of bacteria future.
02:01:22
But saying the Titanic, you could affect the future,
02:01:26
but you won't because the future was already determined.
02:01:29
Because the future is the past.
02:01:31
Doesn't anybody watch back to the future?
02:01:33
Well, that is what the fucking one I mentioned on a previous show, though,
02:01:38
some expert on Rogan's podcast had said that that's what he was.
02:01:41
He said it would still happen. Exactly.
02:01:45
He said that his theory is out there.
02:01:47
It's just.
02:01:47
It's just everything that exists is like there.
02:01:51
And you can access any at any point in time.
02:01:54
It's all the same.
02:01:55
And there was no paradox because you were supposed to do that.
02:01:58
Go back in time and fiddle.
02:02:00
And so it's just like a stagnant, constant
02:02:02
kind of like it, like the best way I can describe how he was describing it.
02:02:07
It's like
02:02:09
it's like a map that's always like moving from beginning to end, I guess.
02:02:13
But I don't know if there's like a certain, like, loop point.
02:02:15
I have no idea.
02:02:17
But, it kind of seemed like there was just the information was already there,
02:02:21
and you could access whatever point you needed to whenever you wanted to.
02:02:27
Everything was already played out.
02:02:33
Right.
02:02:34
Because there was none of that or said I just I don't under
02:02:36
I don't fucking understand it.
02:02:38
Brian Green
02:02:40
no, I don't remember.
02:02:44
I could look it up, but
02:02:46
I just, I would just that can be found at this.
02:02:48
I don't listen to every show.
02:02:49
It was until like, I guess so it's a really robust way
02:02:53
of proving to people that you have traveled through time,
02:02:56
except they won't travel with you.
02:02:58
Yeah, that there is a problem.
02:03:00
It's so just like religion.
02:03:02
As long as we overlook the inherent flow of the entire thing, I can get behind it.
02:03:07
Right? Perfect. What's wrong with.
02:03:09
There's nothing wrong with it. So I think it was this guy.
02:03:12
I think it'd be easier
02:03:13
to transport the slap bracelet through time than a human body.
02:03:17
Agreed.
02:03:19
So I believe I'm pretty sure it was.
02:03:20
Michael P masters, PhD, is a professor of biological anthropology at Montana
02:03:24
Tech, now Montana Technology Technological University,
02:03:28
and the author of several books exploring the hypothesis
02:03:30
that alien visitors may be human time travelers from the future.
02:03:33
Most recent titles are the extra for
02:03:38
extra time for terrestrial mints,
02:03:40
menstrual model, menstrual
02:03:44
black face, and the novel revelation The Future Human Past.
02:03:48
I'm pretty sure that.
02:03:49
Well, on that note, can we get the tire?
02:03:53
Yeah.
02:03:54
And then we're going to
02:03:55
we're going to get much higher on Rumble because that that song
02:03:58
also gets us hit because Yahoo does not like it being played.
02:04:02
Oh, he doesn't know,
02:04:06
Okay.
02:04:06
How do you do that?
02:04:11
Yeah.
02:04:13
Well, I still don't put the smoke on the start Rumble.
02:04:16
That's on my checklist.
02:04:18
Okay.
02:04:21
The unfiltered and crude
02:04:23
proclamation of unrestrained speech.
02:04:27
All right, folks, listen up before we dive
02:04:30
headfirst into that circus, approve this and uncensored manner.
02:04:33
Here's our no nonsense disclaimer served with us for the rest of the show.
02:04:37
We're obviously, like, always moving over to rumble.com slash slash.
02:04:40
All right?
02:04:41
And it's just like it appears on the screen and everyone's a critic.
02:04:44
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
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So here goes the article one.
02:04:50
Let's get ridiculous.
02:04:51
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guest post or any random loud
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mouth, is to tickle your funny bone, tease your gray matter,
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and illuminate the path to a mirthful existence,
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We have returned to offending saying, which is something that's incredible
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worth saying, which is more saying don't give a hoot about your very long judged
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attention, or whether you prefer cool tiling, whatever that means.
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A throwback doc from Pledge Rant.
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We're here to post everyone
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And like last year, we're going to explore every time chapter says like article
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02:05:35
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
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But hey, if you can take the heat, we promise some belly laughs
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We'll take you outside the courtroom for further details.
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whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
02:05:59
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
02:06:03
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
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but honestly, who cares? Article five
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parody
02:06:11
because why not?
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Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks.
02:06:17
Any likeness to actual people or characters
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is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
02:06:24
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar.
02:06:27
We should not have to stir up some trouble.
02:06:30
So in closing, if you've made it this far without getting your undies
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in a twist and congrats, you're our kind of people.
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We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
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and remind everyone that life's too short to be serious all the frickin time.
02:06:43
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for a wild ride
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to the absurd realms of our humor.
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While flags rants. Why?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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let's get ready to.
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Hold you from the rumble.
02:07:13
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
02:07:15
I hope you're ready to rumble.
02:07:17
Happy Saturday, London.
02:07:19
Hope you're all doing really well.
02:07:20
Unfortunately, it's going to be a little bit drizzly and wet for the day.
02:07:24
Feels like a pleasant 18 degrees, but do make sure your zipper's down.
02:07:27
All right. I hope I have some better news for you.
02:07:30
It's back to the studio.
02:07:31
Happy Saturday, London!
02:07:33
I hope you're all doing really well.
02:07:35
Unfortunately, it's going to be a little bit drizzly and wet for the day.
02:07:38
Feels like a pleasant 18 degrees to make sure to carry a book tonight.
02:07:42
I hope I have some bad news for you in the morning
02:07:44
and it's back to the studio. Happy Saturday, London!
02:07:47
I hope you're all doing well.
02:07:48
Okay, I guess we should only watch it twice
02:07:51
or three times.
02:07:52
Whichever.
02:07:55
One, 2 or 3 times.
02:07:59
Was there a comma?
02:08:01
Was it 1 or 2 times or one?
02:08:04
Like 2 or 3?
02:08:06
One, 2 or 3 times?
02:08:09
Which.
02:08:11
Which?
02:08:13
Let's take a look now at the weather across mainland Europe.
02:08:17
It's going to be some heavy pressure building up across the continent.
02:08:20
As you can see there, Storm
02:08:21
France is still leaving its mark with dangerously high pressure.
02:08:24
Southeastern Europe I have high pressure temperatures 20s across Tirana and Athens.
02:08:29
There we'll be seeing some more heavy snowfall across Serbia
02:08:33
and of course, snowfall up minus two degrees.
02:08:36
Northern.
02:08:36
You're seeing even colder weather
02:08:38
like Oslo there at minus seven degrees, it's going to be very cold.
02:08:42
So wait, she's marked. What is that?
02:08:48
Marked.
02:08:49
She's got a little.
02:08:51
Oh, yeah. Freckle on her legs.
02:08:53
You didn't notice?
02:08:54
No. You did.
02:08:57
Yeah.
02:08:58
Mrs. Gary.
02:09:03
She's one of the things
02:09:04
that I brought to the show, I follow her,
02:09:07
I like, comment and subscribe.
02:09:10
I like,
02:09:12
I don't like, like, but I like.
02:09:15
Yeah,
02:09:17
I don't always like my woman, but I always love her.
02:09:20
Did I send in a sandwich this week?
02:09:23
Oh, so many sandwiches.
02:09:25
Okay, well, let's see a sandwich.
02:09:27
So many fucking sandwiches.
02:09:29
Stay hungry, or you make your sandwich.
02:09:31
Or if a sandwich is.
02:09:32
What is it with your fix or fuck sandwiches?
02:09:35
Stupid fuck.
02:09:43
Did she say put your breakfast in your pocket?
02:09:46
Yeah.
02:09:47
This one has sound, but, we can't hear it.
02:09:51
Fuck off.
02:09:53
It's not even warning me.
02:09:54
It's not even warning me.
02:09:57
It. Sure.
02:09:57
No, no.
02:09:59
Absolutely not.
02:10:01
Well, you'll just have to vamp.
02:10:03
Okay, so I have to unshare.
02:10:06
I can describe it.
02:10:08
You put the spatula
02:10:11
in the stuff
02:10:13
and it makes a spatula shaped thing for a little pocket,
02:10:17
so it's not technically a sandwich.
02:10:25
Or is it Ducky?
02:10:26
Can't hear it.
02:10:27
Chef club all in one breakfast pocket.
02:10:30
I've got my spatula here, and I'm
02:10:31
going to go right into my pancake batter before popping it into my hashbrowns.
02:10:36
So we've already got two of our favorite breakfast elements here
02:10:38
that we're going to fry up together.
02:10:40
The pancake, the keyword and pancake is going to give us this little pocket.
02:10:44
Here is just fine.
02:10:47
So I'm going to use some sliced bread.
02:10:48
So it's a sandwich made out of pancake batter
02:10:53
fried with the hash browns on it.
02:10:55
So it's a breakfast sandwich.
02:10:57
He's shoving it right in the hole.
02:10:59
Right in the hole.
02:11:00
Tumbled eggs, some cheddar, a little bit of chopped bacon.
02:11:03
Chef club all in.
02:11:04
So he had me, but I would have made it a little bit better.
02:11:07
I would have somehow put the eggs in two.
02:11:10
I mean, the eggs, I would have put the meat in 2 or 3 times.
02:11:13
So because he's just going to get one big bite of meat and then no more meat,
02:11:17
some more use some scrambled.
02:11:19
See, I would have put
02:11:21
I would have spread that out a little bit even maybe put it in the eggs.
02:11:24
Right.
02:11:25
I don't like there's some cheap Coney Island that'll make an omelet.
02:11:29
That isn't really what I want.
02:11:30
It just scrambled eggs with some fixings in the middle.
02:11:32
They fold it over.
02:11:33
They don't even right.
02:11:34
I like to put my shit in with the eggs.
02:11:37
Yeah, but other than that. Yeah.
02:11:39
The crispiness of the sandwich.
02:11:40
Intense. Incredible eggs. Some.
02:11:42
I give it a ten.
02:11:46
Oh. Wow.
02:11:47
It's very kind of generous.
02:11:50
Maybe this is the meat boy.
02:11:53
That's. Well, it would be a really good bite.
02:11:56
Yeah, I like a good meat bite.
02:11:58
I like to bite meat.
02:12:00
Wow. Okay.
02:12:01
Oh, good thing we're on Rumble,
02:12:04
Well, I'm.
02:12:05
Are you hungry?
02:12:06
I mean, sandwich?
02:12:08
Well, here.
02:12:11
For me,
02:12:14
that's fucking delicious.
02:12:14
On a I fucking like it.
02:12:17
I fucking love you like,
02:12:19
ever since Brady's
02:12:21
ever since jaws said Brady's hair's gate.
02:12:24
Brady's hair's bigger than ever and only keeps like
02:12:28
he's running his hands through it and lofting it.
02:12:30
Is that what I'm thinking over? What are you. What are you going.
02:12:32
Oh, she's wearing a bikini top.
02:12:34
That's why I threw this in there.
02:12:37
Well, her face is awful red.
02:12:39
I don't know if that's from the sun or from making it.
02:12:41
It seems like she's on vacation.
02:12:43
She's got to make her look like she's to say it's to make her look like
02:12:47
the blood is going to her body and her face and her vagina,
02:12:50
and she's ready for sex.
02:12:53
Oh, yeah. I'm.
02:12:54
It says I'm going to make.
02:12:55
She's about to do do.
02:12:57
She does look like she's pushing it says, I'm going to make.
02:13:02
All right.
02:13:04
That's what you call it.
02:13:06
Feel like,
02:13:07
toddler's body screaming now that's a bad hair day.
02:13:11
Yes. I want
02:13:13
it looks good.
02:13:15
I can't I can't cut it that fast.
02:13:19
Yeah, I can, I can finish.
02:13:22
Wait. Did she get fake boobs?
02:13:24
Catch my breath.
02:13:24
Normally doesn't wear a bikini top because it's only gets fake,
02:13:28
small said I know, but we going have a look at how hard they look.
02:13:32
I'm right.
02:13:34
I'm just.
02:13:36
Yeah.
02:13:36
Right there you do you get do people get fake small tit?
02:13:40
Oh, you know what it is.
02:13:41
It's makeup. She she contours it I see it.
02:13:44
It might also be like a push up of some sort.
02:13:46
Or maybe it's got, like, they can add, like some little, like,
02:13:50
I don't know when she wants big boobs.
02:13:52
So she draws just like her glasses, her cheeks and her.
02:13:55
She has vagina, lips flushed face,
02:13:58
huge blink blink eyelashes.
02:14:00
Of course she wants boobs to.
02:14:03
Okay.
02:14:03
Along with having small tits, but only if you're not fat and you can make.
02:14:07
Oh, it. Yeah.
02:14:10
So you're fan of small tits?
02:14:11
That's a problem.
02:14:12
Then you got to be nice
02:14:15
and be able to make a sandwich like,
02:14:17
not eat, wait and be able to make a sandwich and then not eat it right away.
02:14:21
Yeah, yeah. Fix my hair.
02:14:22
That's perfect. Fuck out of me.
02:14:25
See, you know how far it's all slides to get ahead.
02:14:29
Just do what I do.
02:14:29
See, the problem is, is I usually fix it.
02:14:34
This is my work here.
02:14:36
Oh. Work here.
02:14:38
Sorry, Gary, I don't I don't, I try not to I try to complain about my aches
02:14:42
and pains when I'm around old people, and I try not to complain about my hair
02:14:47
around
02:14:47
people that tell old people or young people
02:14:50
I like my hair.
02:14:52
Old people.
02:14:55
Your hair fits you perfectly, I know.
02:14:57
Is that a funnel?
02:14:58
What the fuck are you doing?
02:15:00
Yeah.
02:15:06
And how hard is it to clean?
02:15:08
How hard is it to clean that shit out?
02:15:11
Well, you just throw it away.
02:15:12
Yeah, you just throw it away and buy another one
02:15:13
when it gets all fucking caked,
02:15:15
when it opens up and it's just wee that goes in there, I don't know.
02:15:17
It's got a little brush.
02:15:19
Sorry.
02:15:19
My weed is so fucking caked with shit that all my equipment gets gummed up.
02:15:23
That wouldn't work for me. Yeah. No, it's I mean this.
02:15:26
I've only had this for since Christmas.
02:15:27
It was my actually my a present.
02:15:30
It was a present from your long lost brother.
02:15:33
No, it's for my batch.
02:15:36
Your dog gave you a present?
02:15:37
She also gave that. She also bought this one for me too.
02:15:39
This one's a house one. This one's a travel.
02:15:41
This one can fit in my disc golf bag.
02:15:43
This one?
02:15:44
I put in my disc golf bag, but this is obnoxious.
02:15:48
Do you ever think, though, that
02:15:49
maybe she just thinks you're an asshole if you're not smoking?
02:15:52
Yeah, no, because then she also told me this to.
02:15:56
So it's like a again, I think that was a yes.
02:16:00
She also Bobby this to.
02:16:03
All right.
02:16:04
She knows she knows me.
02:16:05
So, as awesome as my hair is, I'm sure that
02:16:10
you're probably right.
02:16:11
It's boosting our, like, a pleasant to work and live with.
02:16:16
I like it.
02:16:17
Hey, the key to a man's heart is it makes me look less stupid.
02:16:21
That's true, that's true. Or is or is.
02:16:24
He's got a heart disease.
02:16:25
Started it. I have another sandwich.
02:16:29
Oh, please play another sandwich.
02:16:31
So I've to just play old lady Brazilian.
02:16:36
They will overfeed their dogs.
02:16:39
Wait, I did that one already, didn't I?
02:16:41
You get.
02:16:42
Or is it him again? You have three of those?
02:16:45
Yeah.
02:16:46
Oh, you tricked me.
02:16:48
Yeah. Abused me.
02:16:49
Sees this guy a sandwich you could possibly make.
02:16:54
Don't fuck it up. Stainless steel.
02:16:56
It's a sandwich.
02:16:58
This delicious, tasty, meaty
02:17:01
turkey filled, cold cut combo.
02:17:05
She looks so happy, Mrs.
02:17:07
Gary, when she realizes she can make more money from you.
02:17:10
Yeah. Did you see it? Look at the look on her face.
02:17:12
Looks like a delicious, tasty, meaty,
02:17:15
turkey filled cold cut combo.
02:17:20
Oh, yeah.
02:17:21
No pan.
02:17:22
Got a knob of butter toasted, he say?
02:17:25
Nah, it looks like I'm in the face and said, make me a fucking sandwich.
02:17:29
Tell him to fuck off, but also make the sandwich.
02:17:33
This is the fucking secret.
02:17:34
It's not dog shit. It's fig jam. Prosciutto.
02:17:37
I'm not going to fucking peel it because that's just stupid hot salami,
02:17:41
a few slices of tomatoes and a little bit of salt on top.
02:17:45
Grab a ball of mozzarella.
02:17:47
Excuse me, does it come from a buffalo?
02:17:50
Yes, a little bit more salt.
02:17:53
I'm literally giving away all of my secrets.
02:17:55
A little bit of balsamic glaze.
02:17:58
That's how you make the best sandwich ever.
02:18:01
This is by far the best sandwich you can make.
02:18:03
This is.
02:18:05
I love it when he mockingly,
02:18:07
gives the British accent for the stupid comments that he's
02:18:12
predicting he will get, and he pretends like he's typing the comment and he does.
02:18:18
The British accent for the stupid comments,
02:18:21
and then he responds with profanity, of course.
02:18:24
But keep in mind, the bit is the American accent.
02:18:30
The British part is his real speech.
02:18:34
It's bloody well you say.
02:18:39
I don't believe you.
02:18:40
And I'm telling you, this is the people's
02:18:43
avocado knob of butter.
02:18:46
Aluminum.
02:18:52
There you go.
02:18:53
Make me a fucking sandwich.
02:18:55
Tell them to fuck off, but also make them this sandwich.
02:18:59
This is the fucking secret.
02:19:00
It's not dog shit. It's fig jam.
02:19:03
Looks like dog shit.
02:19:05
You. I'm not going to fucking peel it because that's just stupid hot slop.
02:19:09
It's not stupid, dude.
02:19:11
That's how you make a sandwich.
02:19:13
Who wants a clump of meat?
02:19:14
I want piled shaved meat.
02:19:18
As much meat as I can put in.
02:19:22
For me,
02:19:23
a few slices of tomatoes and a little bit of salt on top.
02:19:27
Grab a ball of buffalo mozzarella.
02:19:29
Excuse me.
02:19:30
Does it come from a buffalo?
02:19:32
Yes, a little bit more salt.
02:19:35
I'm literally giving away all of my secrets.
02:19:37
A little bit of balsamic glaze.
02:19:40
That's how you make the best sandwich ever.
02:19:45
The sandwich over here
02:19:46
earns your first such a stack of pepperoni and shit.
02:19:50
You know what would have made it better is if we fucking pulled it apart, bitch.
02:19:54
Slice of it.
02:19:55
Say fuck it.
02:19:57
Doing.
02:19:58
Announce that,
02:20:00
the, pandering for thumbs ups, did not work.
02:20:04
We got a thumbs down, so we did it.
02:20:06
We asked.
02:20:07
We asked for someone's listening.
02:20:10
Thumbs up or thumbs down? Thumbs down. Just.
02:20:12
I don't know what it does to the algorithm, but man,
02:20:16
if I'm not going to be loved
02:20:18
or liked, I would like to be disliked.
02:20:21
It's something like indifference isn't what I'm
02:20:24
trying to tell you that for the last time, I prefer indifference.
02:20:27
No, I like indifference.
02:20:29
It's one of my final YouTube.
02:20:33
All right.
02:20:34
As above. So below. You asshole.
02:20:37
So of all time.
02:20:38
Cheddar. Bacon. Broccoli.
02:20:40
Don't fuck it up.
02:20:41
Did someone say broccoli?
02:20:44
Fuck it.
02:20:45
Look how easy this shit is.
02:20:46
It's a leak. Well, we don't like the top part.
02:20:49
Did someone say broccoli?
02:20:52
Fuck it. Look how fucking easy this shit.
02:20:54
It's a bunch of broccoli, and I don't even have my.
02:20:56
We made some comments.
02:20:58
Please peel the potato, and then you're just going
02:21:00
to chop everything up into little slices until it looks like this.
02:21:04
You can use all the fucking stems just a little bit more.
02:21:06
Gary's still here until it looks like this.
02:21:09
This is a leak. We don't like the top part.
02:21:12
Oh, why wouldn't I do this?
02:21:14
That perfect opportunity to do that? Why wouldn't I do that?
02:21:17
You can use this part for like, he's wrong.
02:21:19
There's no way this guy's British.
02:21:20
Grab a stainless steel pan, big knob of butter.
02:21:23
The leaks go in the butter.
02:21:25
Why did that sounds so robotic? The leaks go in the butter.
02:21:27
Of course they go in the fucking butter.
02:21:29
Cook these on medium heat for, like, five minutes.
02:21:32
This all goes into the pot. It's all, let's say pot.
02:21:34
These are leaks, the leaks and butter going over the chicken stock.
02:21:39
Why did the chicken cross the road?
02:21:42
Oh what
02:21:44
what I see he set us up before he went up.
02:21:49
This is flat ranch.
02:21:51
Like.
02:21:59
It's a chicken cat.
02:22:02
This fucking thing off of me.
02:22:05
I don't those bombs.
02:22:09
Oh, a dog goes missing on the same day.
02:22:11
Just a chicken.
02:22:12
A family is traumatized. I look out the window.
02:22:14
Can I see the first chicken thighs?
02:22:15
He was in the
02:22:17
and killed 36 chickens and one dog.
02:22:19
They would have had maybe six chickens.
02:22:22
30? Yeah, and one duck.
02:22:23
Mister, Mister, you and the defendants live, I assume, in a rural kind of areas.
02:22:28
Right?
02:22:28
And you raise chickens, chickens, pets rather than.
02:22:30
Yes, it's like obvious.
02:22:31
And it is your claim that the defendant's dog
02:22:32
killed 12 or more of your chickens in one day. Yes.
02:22:34
And you claim that they don't kill those chickens on what date?
02:22:36
It was October the 20th of 2019, while that attack was happening.
02:22:39
I assume you were not at home, but your dog was on. Yes.
02:22:41
And your daughter has use of a firearm? Yes.
02:22:43
And she witnessed this. I should have watched this first.
02:22:45
It just said chicken attack. It's a two parter. Yes. You
02:22:49
went for the baby.
02:22:50
Two minutes. Actually, we did not.
02:22:51
We have a Facebook post which was posted a few items on Facebook.
02:22:54
We still don't pull out the pictures
02:22:56
of the dog and our chickens, and we have those pictures of the.
02:22:59
They of course killed the dog.
02:23:01
Most of our chickens were raised
02:23:03
and we also have a video video cameras around our house.
02:23:05
Kill the dog
02:23:07
because it was killing the chicken.
02:23:08
Six chickens.
02:23:09
Yeah, this dog killed my dog because you kill my chickens
02:23:13
and you kill my chickens for killing the dogs.
02:23:15
Even with the value.
02:23:17
No, I think it's a wolf.
02:23:18
Being a wolf, I think they should kill the people that were owning the dog.
02:23:22
But I can't say that because then I'll be off of my ass.
02:23:24
I didn't get the dog up here.
02:23:27
How do you get the dog off
02:23:29
your chickens?
02:23:31
How do you get the dog off your chickens?
02:23:35
You're going to need to put a comma there.
02:23:39
Some pictures that Facebook post.
02:23:42
So I hope you noticed the like the like
02:23:44
the thumbs up from the like went right in a dog's butt in the intro.
02:23:47
That's one of my proudest moments that they posted of their dog was missing.
02:23:50
Yes, you have a husky.
02:23:51
My PB and J now consists of bacon habanero jam.
02:23:55
Yes, man, I was like $10 a jar.
02:23:57
Or you can say like on the like show.
02:23:59
It's like $10 a jar.
02:24:00
You have children guessing.
02:24:02
It's from a company called
02:24:02
Midwest Fresh too good on what they talk about together on the same day.
02:24:06
I don't I might like the bacon, but I don't like the
02:24:08
the spicy bacon or the PBJ at the end. I had a great day.
02:24:11
And on what day did you post the Facebook page?
02:24:13
I posted it the same day or something. At what time? Where the chickens killed.
02:24:16
So well stand up.
02:24:18
Was it morning afternoon or I was really happy for?
02:24:21
And I look out the window and I seen the first and chicken.
02:24:23
So can I sit down again?
02:24:24
I'm winded.
02:24:24
After that I wandered up to see
02:24:26
what was going on, so when I looked around,
02:24:27
she's just mad because looking for the pen and I was in the pen,
02:24:30
they actually thought they were they.
02:24:31
I see the Facebook post please and I don't even know why.
02:24:33
I'm gonna show you a map for home and I don't see.
02:24:34
Okay, okay.
02:24:37
I don't need to see a map. Your home.
02:24:38
I know what a home looks like. Thank you.
02:24:40
I also know what a chicken looks like.
02:24:42
So I want to see that,
02:24:45
was that the poster they put up?
02:24:46
So it looks like everyone did the same thing to everyone, only to that to me.
02:24:49
I see that face. You can sit down.
02:24:52
I see the Facebook post.
02:24:54
She sounds like she's having a stroke. She's talking so slow.
02:24:56
Now I show you a map of our home.
02:24:57
How fucking far back did I go? Okay, no.
02:25:00
You're fine.
02:25:00
We are here.
02:25:03
You ready?
02:25:05
I'm ready.
02:25:06
I'm still going to miss. Where everyone.
02:25:08
I think everyone came to this segment
02:25:10
and pause it right in this section, because that's the hump. Yep.
02:25:13
I was missing again.
02:25:14
Went missing from Country Road blank about 2 p.m.
02:25:18
if seen please.
02:25:19
Blank blank blank blank blank.
02:25:21
Oh wait, I'm sorry. Maybe they didn't put the dog down.
02:25:23
Maybe the chicken owners took our grief, I burned already.
02:25:27
What does that mean?
02:25:29
I don't understand, I wish we the other dog.
02:25:31
It's a husky. The other dog.
02:25:34
The huskies missing, and our Great Dane is missing him.
02:25:36
Oh, why is like our capital and then Great Dane.
02:25:39
So that's the start of a new sentence is missing.
02:25:41
There should be an Oxford comma between great and.
02:25:43
And it's our great
02:25:45
Dane is missing him already.
02:25:48
That doesn't make sense.
02:25:52
I try to make it make sense, but I don't understand.
02:25:54
So I've seen, Like, please stick your thumb in his ass.
02:25:59
You know, a Great Dane is missing him already.
02:26:01
Let's fill in the blanks.
02:26:02
Is a fun game, Alfred.
02:26:04
Or if.
02:26:07
If you're, in the comments right now, please.
02:26:09
This is like a little Mad Libs or Husky is missing again.
02:26:11
Went missing from country road blank about 2 p.m..
02:26:14
I've seen.
02:26:15
Please. Blank blank blank.
02:26:16
Great Dane there.
02:26:18
That is a good use of comma.
02:26:20
The problem. Please stick your thumb in our Great Dane.
02:26:25
Is missing him already.
02:26:27
Our son Max.
02:26:31
That's saying don't catch your dog are great Dane is missing.
02:26:33
You already fucked it up. Could it be? Are we looking at these pictures?
02:26:36
And I can point to two areas that suggest to me that this is true.
02:26:39
Errors in your grammar.
02:26:40
I cited the fact that their husky is
02:26:42
missing approximately the same time there were two marks on this husky.
02:26:45
The one that Scott is face up near a baby.
02:26:47
What are you saying? There's only one husky in the entire world.
02:26:49
That's what my lawyer would say.
02:26:50
Anything. Just look.
02:26:51
Is this the only car with positive traction? No.
02:26:54
She do 100 times.
02:26:57
And no.
02:26:59
That part two
02:27:01
in a chicken lovers group.
02:27:02
My son, there's a chicken lovers group.
02:27:05
Dog called her husband. Post.
02:27:07
Let me the post. Chicken attack.
02:27:09
She posted photo.
02:27:10
You chicken. Oh, you're a chicken lover.
02:27:13
This on Facebook I say chica, I want to say chica
02:27:18
chicken lovers group.
02:27:21
She has no upper lip whatsoever.
02:27:23
Lots of mice got a stiff upper lip.
02:27:25
Oh, she's got dogs. Her husband posted.
02:27:28
What is going on there?
02:27:29
Something to you?
02:27:30
I so society ends. Humans are wrong.
02:27:33
If I had to make a machine to to grind shit up.
02:27:37
No no no no, listen, she has a proper mouth.
02:27:39
If I was going to make shit to grind up, I wouldn't put two even rows
02:27:42
and it would just go, oh, and catch everything.
02:27:44
Once in a while I'd make a gnarly mouth like hers.
02:27:46
She's got.
02:27:46
So she's got like, So she can eat.
02:27:49
She can eat, I got it, I bought it like so I've got a chainsaw,
02:27:52
but I use my saws a lot to just cut a lot of shit off anyway.
02:27:55
And so I get the one that's meant for, for, like, branches and stuff.
02:28:01
They've got saws,
02:28:01
the, like there's stuff that's made for the wood, like processed wood.
02:28:06
And then there's ones that are made for, like, branches and shit,
02:28:09
and she's got more of a branches set up.
02:28:14
It works.
02:28:15
It's more efficient, more effective, less shit.
02:28:17
I forget what they call a bit, but it's this particular name.
02:28:22
Purple beet is back, says Alabama.
02:28:24
Alabama. John. What?
02:28:25
He wants to talk to you right now. He's also live on Rumble.
02:28:28
Come over when you are free.
02:28:29
But why would we leave our show to go to his show?
02:28:31
Why does he come over here? There's only one of him.
02:28:34
We even have a square that just went empty.
02:28:36
Haven't we gotten this before?
02:28:37
Hasn't been? Yeah. Every time. I think it's before.
02:28:40
He's, Who is Alabama? John.
02:28:43
So based on him, we have like 30 people watching and five.
02:28:47
We have 30 people watching.
02:28:48
And ten thumbs up usually. Right.
02:28:49
He'll have 1 or 2. That's Max headroom.
02:28:52
He'll have 1 or 2 thumbs up and 3000 people watching.
02:28:55
So I think he also has a bot that may make comments to try and connect
02:28:59
to other, unless purple beat you.
02:29:02
If you're not a bot, please tell me, anything that doesn't I don't know.
02:29:07
It says it says we have 27 assholes watching and we have three thumbs up
02:29:12
and one thumbs down.
02:29:13
So if you're not fake, just just click thumbs up.
02:29:15
Just because we're curious, it seems weird that there's,
02:29:18
And if you really like the show, seems like
02:29:20
there should be more engagement if there's that much.
02:29:22
And we don't farm shit. So.
02:29:24
So what I think happens is we I promote the shit out of the show,
02:29:27
like I promote the shit out of the show.
02:29:29
And so there's a stream of people, new people
02:29:31
all the time that see it, and they click on
02:29:32
and they go, oh, that's not what I'm looking for. And then they leave.
02:29:34
But that counts as a how long does it show that?
02:29:36
How long does it show that watching it says 27.
02:29:39
Watching it doesn't say, you know, how many views on the views it.
02:29:42
I think that's how hundreds, or 300 something right now.
02:29:48
Say that I go.
02:29:55
2637.
02:29:57
That's more than ever.
02:29:58
That's great.
02:29:59
That's engaged. I'm saying.
02:29:59
But where are they?
02:30:00
Like fucking click, click, thumbs up or thumbs down?
02:30:03
I don't give a fuck which one you do with click one.
02:30:05
Just so we know that this isn't just I'm curious
02:30:07
because we always see numbers here, but we don't get thumbs up.
02:30:09
I think it's an influx.
02:30:10
That's what I'm saying. So I'd like you to subscribe to.
02:30:13
But the show goes out like crazy.
02:30:15
It's advertised like crazy.
02:30:17
And then I have sound coming from somewhere
02:30:19
and it's hard for me to talk over it. Where does that sound coming from?
02:30:21
Was he actually listening? Holy shit.
02:30:24
There it is.
02:30:25
Fuck no, I didn't say anything else.
02:30:29
So like I said, I think if people just come and go
02:30:31
that quick, like it's constantly rotating,
02:30:32
you know, the a few people that are here at once,
02:30:35
but it's different people all the time, constantly different people.
02:30:39
We need to somehow get people to stay.
02:30:40
We should show boom it, there's 267 views.
02:30:43
If we actually go to the right, you count on the episode.
02:30:48
That's total impressions.
02:30:50
Views is the wrong word.
02:30:51
They sound like 20. Should I say DJing?
02:30:54
See, we lost them because it's probably boring. I was talking about,
02:30:58
hey, they're talking about me.
02:30:59
It's so weird, man. I want to work.
02:31:00
I want to work, man.
02:31:01
They make me fucking. It's too much pressure.
02:31:03
So you get on mine lurkers. If you just want to hang on.
02:31:05
If you just want to sit and watch and not participate, that's also fine.
02:31:10
I'm one of those people.
02:31:12
But don't be like me. Yeah, dude, I've never missed it.
02:31:14
Just this one time. Just.
02:31:15
I just want to learn what the numbers do or new sponsor.
02:31:20
Maybe that means we just give up. So,
02:31:23
like I said, this is my bowling alley.
02:31:25
Is that a fucking trans man?
02:31:28
Your brain is broken like mine.
02:31:32
They both look trans to me.
02:31:34
And the man on the far right looks like a woman, so.
02:31:37
Right.
02:31:38
I don't know what the fuck to think that I think
02:31:40
people which run is the more people that supposedly care about me
02:31:43
gets so mad when I say that I'm like, I'm not the only one man, it's bro.
02:31:46
It's like I but it's like in real life,
02:31:49
trans people have broken my brain.
02:31:51
Any slightly masculine woman, I'm looking for an adult, so she doesn't know.
02:31:54
Neither one of them have an Adam's.
02:31:55
Adam's apple. Wait, all three of them don't.
02:31:58
Yeah, there's one man and three women right here.
02:32:00
What is a woman?
02:32:01
I have to make a joke to me.
02:32:03
Since I'm looking at these two pictures.
02:32:05
And there are certain markings that are distinctive on your dog.
02:32:09
But you're serious.
02:32:10
If I played at regular speed, she sounds like she just had a stroke.
02:32:13
Went missing on that day, and has never returned
02:32:16
to you after seven years in this court.
02:32:19
Who could ever be more likely than not?
02:32:22
So I have to look at what I see now.
02:32:24
I gave you an opportunity.
02:32:26
I have to look at what I see. No you don't.
02:32:28
You can change.
02:32:30
Chose the change that I'm speaking.
02:32:32
Who chose not even to look at it because I've seen the no.
02:32:36
But these are similar dogs that are huskies in our same area.
02:32:40
Just a second.
02:32:41
I'll be more than happy.
02:32:42
There are often related huskies in the area that are in your area.
02:32:47
What I'm saying to you is you are so closed minded
02:32:50
that you didn't see what the times is, because this is the California person
02:32:55
who's going to California, and they choose for us to live in California
02:32:59
that people are.
02:33:00
So that would have been to have whether staying
02:33:05
here now that would have it.
02:33:06
It's a fashion statement. It's an accessory.
02:33:09
Chief, maybe I missed something when I looked at these two pictures.
02:33:13
Maybe she caught something.
02:33:14
It's like if you live in a really cold climate, you get like, a, disrespect.
02:33:19
What's the reason?
02:33:21
God, in this case, Greyhound. I'm going to.
02:33:23
At least you're also.
02:33:24
And you don't put a jacket on it is foolish.
02:33:27
So if you, smack any animal
02:33:30
at next to another animal and smack him to their all animal
02:33:33
race.
02:33:38
You smack them?
02:33:40
Yeah. What? Isn't that.
02:33:42
That's how they do with horses.
02:33:43
Less than how they do with greyhounds.
02:33:45
I guess they get a really tiny rider and they smack the dog.
02:33:49
Oh, no, wait.
02:33:50
That's right. They chase that fake rabbit. They just smack them.
02:33:52
I think they whip them.
02:33:53
And then they take a leather whip and they whip the shit out of them.
02:33:56
They they call it a, What is that called,
02:33:59
a crossing, a ride, riding crap.
02:34:03
Because whip was too harsh.
02:34:05
Yeah, it's not even a whip.
02:34:06
It looks like a spatula.
02:34:07
Now, I'll look at your two pictures.
02:34:10
There was for just a second.
02:34:12
Now I'll look at your pictures.
02:34:16
I could not be a judge.
02:34:21
This picture does not show me the exact places like this.
02:34:25
Except like this is a similar dog. This.
02:34:28
I'm looking at two pictures of the exact same spot on a dog.
02:34:33
You chose not to look at it.
02:34:35
Do you want to look at it now?
02:34:36
Sure. Great, great. Sure.
02:34:40
What else are you going to say?
02:34:41
No. You're going to look at it right now.
02:34:44
I don't think that disagreeing with a judge should be contempt.
02:34:47
They push that a little bit too far.
02:34:50
But I also understand how they have to keep control of the courtroom.
02:34:53
But that's a little harsh.
02:35:00
Now say it.
02:35:01
It's the same dog.
02:35:02
What happens when a woman and a woman argues?
02:35:03
I've never even thought of this.
02:35:05
When you first contacted the defendants, they came over and looked at the dog.
02:35:09
She never did.
02:35:11
She didn't know who did.
02:35:13
A young man at the time, I thought was her son.
02:35:16
But since then, I do not think it. What?
02:35:18
I don't care what you think. Okay.
02:35:20
Did either of them ever come over?
02:35:22
Try that with your one question or significant other.
02:35:25
Contact it. Yes.
02:35:27
Hey, I just wanted to give my $0.02.
02:35:29
I don't care what you think.
02:35:33
So they said I'm going to try them over.
02:35:35
Who did you send? I
02:35:38
who did you send?
02:35:39
My brother in law went with me.
02:35:41
I went to her. Stop.
02:35:42
She met me with three people around her trailer.
02:35:45
Just a second. Did you see the dog? No.
02:35:48
So you went there with your brother in law.
02:35:52
You chose not to go and look at the dog because it was 9 p.m..
02:35:56
What?
02:35:57
It was 9 p.m.
02:35:57
at night, in the dark, around the corner of her house where no one can see.
02:36:01
And we know she has a gun.
02:36:02
No, these people are crazy. Wait, what? You just.
02:36:05
I've seen her mouth moving around in the dark to their house.
02:36:08
Joshua, I don't know what's going on. $1,700.
02:36:11
So many.
02:36:11
Let me look at.
02:36:13
Look at her face. When they like Minecraft going on
02:36:17
Roblox.
02:36:18
What's the reference now?
02:36:19
These days where the focus is eyebrows?
02:36:23
Oh, right.
02:36:25
Where are they?
02:36:25
I like this, I know there's a there is a very rare disease.
02:36:28
It's like Propecia of the eyebrows.
02:36:30
No. His, hers. Yeah. There's.
02:36:33
I hate to admit to.
02:36:35
I bought that same exact suit when I went to court from Kohl's.
02:36:38
That same exact suit that the dark.
02:36:39
I mean, literally from fucking top down.
02:36:44
I'm not the greatest Thai tire.
02:36:46
My, My little. Not as always.
02:36:48
I bit smaller than I'd like, and I hate it, but,
02:36:50
I mine is a lot better execution than this.
02:36:54
Yes, because if you don't want the lost. Not for court.
02:36:56
Yeah. You want to show him that you're together.
02:36:58
Watch the watch the blond woman when she gets the judgment
02:37:01
for herself going around in the dark because he.
02:37:05
This woman just finally pissed off Judge Judy so much, or she's like,
02:37:07
fuck the show. I'm going to end it right here.
02:37:10
Go around judgment plaintiff in the amount of $1,700
02:37:14
you counterclaims dismissed.
02:37:15
She almost made it out.
02:37:18
We said it's dismissed.
02:37:20
Let me tell you something.
02:37:22
Oh. Oh.
02:37:24
The part three.
02:37:25
Let me tell you, you did everything wrong, okay?
02:37:28
I if someone contacted me and said to me, we just shot a dog that looks very much
02:37:32
like the dog that you posted online is missing.
02:37:33
I would have been distraught for many reasons.
02:37:35
First of all, you've had to do over seven years.
02:37:36
It looked as if it adored your children.
02:37:37
It looked as if it was part of a household.
02:37:38
I would have looked at it, not taken my brother in law to go look at it.
02:37:41
I'm not speaking to you. This isn't a question.
02:37:43
This is a judgment.
02:37:45
Hold on. She is speaking to her.
02:37:46
I'm a little confused. Freeze! Don't move!
02:37:50
Get on the ground!
02:37:51
Freeze! Don't move! Get on the ground!
02:37:54
Which one do you want me to do?
02:37:54
I can't get on the ground if I'm frozen.
02:37:57
Stop!
02:37:58
I'm not talking to you. Now listen, it doesn't matter.
02:38:01
You just listen to them in that moment, and that's all.
02:38:03
Even if it's arbitrary, right?
02:38:04
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
02:38:05
The last thing you want to do over the last thing they say is just.
02:38:08
Yeah, like you said that I does is just the respond whatever the last prompt is
02:38:12
and figure out what they meant, not what they said.
02:38:14
It's your fault if you don't.
02:38:15
And now you're dead, brother in law, to go and look at it, I talk.
02:38:19
I'm not thinking to you.
02:38:21
This.
02:38:22
Who is?
02:38:23
Who is she speaking to?
02:38:24
I'm sorry, Judge Judy.
02:38:26
You're losing your mind. She was talking to the other people.
02:38:29
Maybe it's hard to judge.
02:38:30
No, no, she's looking at. Absolutely.
02:38:32
She's absolutely talking to her. Look, she's looking to her. Right.
02:38:34
Are the plaintiffs or whatever's left of the do the she they them
02:38:40
my brother in law to go and look at it.
02:38:43
I know he's the brother in law.
02:38:45
Do she's talking right to her. I'm sorry. This is hilarious.
02:38:47
It looked as if it was part of the household.
02:38:50
I would have looked at it.
02:38:52
Not taken my brother in law to go and look at it.
02:38:55
I just, I think thinking to you, this isn't.
02:38:59
This is a judgment. Oh, I get it.
02:39:01
This isn't a conversation where she was saying, you listen,
02:39:04
I am speaking to you, is what she meant making a statement to everyone.
02:39:07
I think I have some appreciation, not a conversation.
02:39:09
Feel how you feel when something that she is a monologue.
02:39:13
She really is. This is the meeting, everyone.
02:39:15
This is the monologue killed.
02:39:17
Put your hand down, is injured or killed.
02:39:20
Now I feel I know how she.
02:39:22
Why did you think that that was?
02:39:23
Oh yes. Now you expected emotional.
02:39:25
You're kidding me. She's.
02:39:27
You made her judgment.
02:39:28
Judge Judy fucking whacked this chick back to third grade.
02:39:33
May I please speak?
02:39:35
Put your hand down.
02:39:36
It was part of your family to not even look at it. Now.
02:39:40
You went over with your brother in law.
02:39:42
Weird thing to fixate on it because it's an emotional support animal.
02:39:46
Just got it after Iraq when he returned.
02:39:48
So you decided it was best for him not to go over?
02:39:52
Yes, I did, because the dog that shut up just.
02:39:54
And if I went over that house,
02:39:56
I do not think my actions would have been appropriate at that time.
02:39:58
That's why I didn't go justice. She didn't interrupt them.
02:40:01
She tried to interrupt the man and he kept or whatever it is. Wow.
02:40:03
His eyebrows are like scarred.
02:40:05
She was like, judging is going to tell him, like, if you intervene, right?
02:40:08
Like hold you in contempt.
02:40:09
And he was like, I'm just going to step over your bitch ass.
02:40:12
I'm a fucking good look.
02:40:12
I come from Iraq.
02:40:14
He's like, I got my eyebrows burned off.
02:40:16
I got you, bitch. You know what he's thinking?
02:40:18
You know exactly what he's thinking.
02:40:20
You take no orders from the woman, by the way.
02:40:22
By the way, I don't take no orders from no women.
02:40:25
I thought I'd
02:40:26
try cleaning up my eyebrows, and I took a little bit too much off.
02:40:29
And then I tried to, even though I tried to leave it up again.
02:40:32
And then I said, if we go over as a result of your next, he was going to kill.
02:40:37
Sound like he's got fucking, you know what?
02:40:40
As soon as I found out he had syndrome,
02:40:43
I don't. I found it's not good.
02:40:45
It's not good to make fun of people that need a support dog.
02:40:48
There are, was a Charlie Villanueva.
02:40:50
He had, no eyebrows.
02:40:52
Bobby Lashley, the wrestler slash MMA fighter.
02:40:55
No eyebrows.
02:40:57
I think there's, a couple other characters
02:41:00
show the eyebrows.
02:41:02
Yeah. Do me a favor, though.
02:41:05
Take my wrestlers name out your fucking mouth.
02:41:08
Okay?
02:41:09
Sure about that.
02:41:10
Because the dog got out, something was open.
02:41:13
You let the dog run to the fence. Your dumb wife.
02:41:16
Who who who who. Negligence.
02:41:19
That's what the dog is an animal.
02:41:21
It's to.
02:41:21
Especially a husky.
02:41:23
I mean, the house didn't burn down. It escaped.
02:41:25
You might actually let the two dogs out in a backyard. Fenced.
02:41:27
Well, it's nothing but one with a fence. You fool.
02:41:28
It's missing. You posted a missing sign. Then it says a result of your negligence.
02:41:31
Think somebody stole it?
02:41:31
They called it 401 34.
02:41:34
So you know how you feel.
02:41:37
Oh, that somebody shot.
02:41:38
Yes. And if anybody ever says that, say yes.
02:41:42
Oh, well, I had the receipt, but they're like all starts, like it's a $1,200 dog.
02:41:46
And it's like, yeah, but like most nights you get a rescue.
02:41:49
Most dogs are like, well, and look at the blond lady.
02:41:52
She's like, didn't you already give us judgment?
02:41:54
Why are we still here?
02:41:55
Right. Can we just leave now?
02:41:57
She's like, I'm sorry I said that out of haste and anger.
02:41:59
I didn't really mean it.
02:42:00
Plus, the producer said, I got 13 more minutes to kill you
02:42:05
with the chicken sitting on the shoulder, and you may not understand it,
02:42:08
but they felt about those chickens.
02:42:09
So when you fucking kill three segments with this fucking sauce,
02:42:13
much to this, Holy shit. Dude.
02:42:16
All right.
02:42:17
Judge Judy, you're mean.
02:42:19
You're just means I missed you a bunch.
02:42:21
Listen, she's on the blond girl side, and she literally.
02:42:24
She decided to throw a jab at her out of nowhere.
02:42:28
She interrupted again. Didn't even get a word.
02:42:30
All this woman does is go tit, and she's like,
02:42:34
it's like that dog whisper.
02:42:36
But watch.
02:42:36
She rips on the blond lady. I hope I'm talking.
02:42:39
I let her say it.
02:42:40
This is about the blond lady, the person that she likes.
02:42:42
$1,200 dog.
02:42:44
You want the receipt for.
02:42:47
So you know how you feel.
02:42:49
Because you said you would have been so angry
02:42:52
that somebody shot your dog over what you would consider a bunch of chickens.
02:42:57
I went back too far.
02:42:58
Chickens were there, here, this part here with the chickens
02:43:01
sitting on their shoulder with the chickens in the house.
02:43:03
You may not understand it.
02:43:05
Chicken in the house about those chickens the way you felt about it.
02:43:08
You don't want.
02:43:10
Not to you.
02:43:11
I'm talking to someone who I hope is intelligent.
02:43:15
I feel the same way about.
02:43:16
She just. She. She's totally insulted the blond lady.
02:43:19
I am nowhere unnecessarily.
02:43:20
I hope she's intelligent.
02:43:22
I hope she's intelligent. I mean, she doesn't look very intelligent.
02:43:25
So, you know, she's understand that, but they raise them as little ones.
02:43:30
I'm saying that's a
02:43:31
killing them for believing they were their pets.
02:43:34
And your dog.
02:43:35
I think it's just her expression.
02:43:37
Your negligence got out.
02:43:39
And did what?
02:43:40
Wild animals do.
02:43:41
They sure did.
02:43:42
Found chickens.
02:43:43
And it killed them and they were devastated.
02:43:46
And what you should have done is you didn't meaningfully let your dog have.
02:43:51
It was an accident.
02:43:53
They were protecting their property.
02:43:55
It was as if somebody kept wolves
02:43:58
as pets and came into your yard
02:44:01
and was killing your Great Dane and your husky.
02:44:04
They couldn't just stop speaking.
02:44:05
We have a front put up where they do not.
02:44:07
You have him?
02:44:10
That's what he decided to fixate on.
02:44:14
So you know what?
02:44:15
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta interject here.
02:44:17
Do you know what it's called?
02:44:18
If you put up a fence and it doesn't keep things in.
02:44:25
I don't either, because it's not a fence.
02:44:26
He got out of the fence and these individuals started a gate.
02:44:30
Maybe for the plaintiff in the amount of $1,700.
02:44:32
Your counterclaim system is.
02:44:34
Thank you.
02:44:35
I have a fence.
02:44:37
I don't understand how the other person got done their yard.
02:44:41
What do you have to say to attack
02:44:44
in the middle of the night and you kill chickens?
02:44:47
You killed my chickens.
02:44:51
But it was a dog, dude.
02:44:52
He was just doing what he was supposed to do. Yeah.
02:44:54
I can't believe that the person's,
02:44:57
I guess.
02:44:57
Was it $1,700 worth of chickens?
02:45:01
They shot a dog and got paid.
02:45:03
The judge, Judy, gave the person that shot the dog
02:45:06
the amount that the person was asking for the dog.
02:45:09
Is that like gangster or what the exact amount.
02:45:13
You know what?
02:45:13
Not only are you such a bitch, but I'm going to give you what you're asking for.
02:45:18
Who knows, maybe that's how much the chickens cost.
02:45:21
You don't know if they.
02:45:23
I don't think so.
02:45:26
All right, so Gary would have wrapped it up
02:45:28
with, I didn't see anything about the monologue.
02:45:30
I missed the whole thing because I was running around here.
02:45:33
But it was something about, like.
02:45:36
And then he said
02:45:38
something else, and then he would have said something else
02:45:40
that he would have said as possible.
02:45:41
And then I would hit this.
02:45:47
Dance to Brady and show Brady
02:45:50
and or Gary as above and so below.
02:45:54
They call me so blows Brady.
02:45:56
And for sure we're doing it our way.
02:45:59
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:46:02
Brady and your show it is Brady and draw.
02:46:06
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:46:19
We still don't have any more
02:46:21
thumbs up, thumbs downs or subscriptions.
02:46:25
So apparently all of the people that are watching are all fake
02:46:28
except for maybe for Max.
02:46:33
How about this Bagley and Glacier?
02:46:35
Oh, like we're how that is.
02:46:38
Oh, thermal upper, the clicker.
02:46:40
The up the dog.
02:46:42
Bolo phone.
02:46:44
We don't know what happens when we die.
02:46:46
Nobody does.
02:46:47
But I think it should have been perfect.
02:46:49
Road of what ifs.
02:46:50
I think there's a very strong argument to be made.
02:46:52
This all might be us experiencing
02:46:55
a very elaborate hell for chickens that we're just kind of in.
02:47:01
We go pretty hard on chickens.
02:47:04
Who said he gives a shit?
02:47:05
Like we're kind of giggling,
02:47:07
thinking about how bad their lives are, just that they're giggling.
02:47:10
A chicken's life is not worth shit.
02:47:13
You can get a whole dead body of a cooked chicken
02:47:16
at the grocery store, roasted deliciously for like $10.
02:47:20
Here's something that's $6 food every year.
02:47:23
As a species in the world, I look this up 72
02:47:27
billion is the number of chickens that we kill every year.
02:47:31
There's only like eight ish billion of us.
02:47:33
I'm not an animal rights person.
02:47:35
I just take mushrooms sometimes and think about shit.
02:47:38
I mean, we couldn't kill chickens harder or faster if each of us was throwing
02:47:43
a handful of them into, like, spinning helicopter blades in our front yard every
02:47:49
helicopter, helicopter.
02:47:53
Part of the company,
02:47:58
every day, just
02:48:00
like it wouldn't move the needle, like, even a little bit.
02:48:02
So all I'm saying is, when you die, don't be surprised if you meet God.
02:48:07
He walks up to you dressed like Colonel Sanders says, don't be shocked
02:48:11
if he walks up and he's like, yeah, no, that was a chicken hell.
02:48:14
So that's pretty obvious.
02:48:16
From from my vantage point, I made it not secret at all that that was a chicken.
02:48:21
Hell, I can't believe more people didn't figure it out.
02:48:24
Let's be honest, we don't know what he did.
02:48:26
I try to be nice.
02:48:27
It frees up chicken.
02:48:29
That,
02:48:32
chicken that I like.
02:48:35
Like your back.
02:48:37
It's all it takes to play them.
02:48:39
I love how they're supposed to get more chicken eyes, but you can't go.
02:48:46
Please.
02:48:47
Introducing the flat earth explorer kid.
02:48:49
The world is flat, the ocean wide, and the edge is waiting up your brave cruise.
02:48:54
Sail across the map.
02:48:55
And when you hit the end, watch them plunge.
02:48:59
Sail to the edge and watch your explorers fall right off.
02:49:04
So you know,
02:49:05
flat earth thing, but I almost I want to Gary's.
02:49:08
Yeah well, in real time on it.
02:49:10
We don't always get what we want. We can save it for next week though.
02:49:13
I mean, we got we could some some weeks.
02:49:16
We have no content.
02:49:16
Maybe we shouldn't rifle through all of it in one, but I don't mind.
02:49:19
No, I want to save it for dipshit.
02:49:21
So because I wanted this feedback all the way through,
02:49:23
because that's one thing that sticks in this craw.
02:49:25
And I would I would hope to get a good rant out of them. So
02:49:30
I don't
02:49:30
I haven't had one of those since he moved to where he moved to.
02:49:34
Yeah.
02:49:36
Do you think maybe he's like soft?
02:49:38
Yeah.
02:49:40
A woman he got replaced.
02:49:43
Yeah.
02:49:44
The balls.
02:49:45
Mandela effect, maybe.
02:49:49
At the sticky buffet balls with fancy.
02:49:51
We keep it simple.
02:49:52
Piles of food, buckets of gravy and a price so good we swallow.
02:49:56
Is it a little messy? Sure.
02:49:57
Has it been sitting a while? Maybe.
02:49:59
But for 999, who cares?
02:50:01
Cuz y'all sticky buffet?
02:50:03
Fuck yeah.
02:50:05
I'd like to eat that. Looks good.
02:50:07
Yeah, you look great. I was a little mess around the side.
02:50:09
I I'll go there and I'll actually take a couple extra napkins up and fucking
02:50:13
clean up around the outside when I'm there.
02:50:16
Yeah.
02:50:18
Be part of the problem.
02:50:20
Part of the solution.
02:50:21
You very tell them flat rants at you.
02:50:23
You'll get a discount and a free shirt.
02:50:26
I had the.
02:50:27
So I've had this queued up since Taiwan.
02:50:32
Taiwan over you
02:50:34
when your grocery run and your roundhouse kick can happen in the same hour.
02:50:37
You know you're at shop and learn taekwondo at shop and learn taekwondo.
02:50:41
Every kick, block and strike happens right alongside your weekly grocery run.
02:50:45
Browse gear, grab a drink, or scan out your snacks
02:50:47
while earning belt points with every move you make.
02:50:49
Here, every strike you practice racks up
02:50:51
points toward your next belt while you stock up on for skin.
02:50:54
Nice for grocery bags gear, great kicks.
02:50:57
It's all in the same cart at shop and learn taekwondo.
02:50:59
Every combo comes with confidence.
02:51:01
You know that's a joke, but they're going to start doing that.
02:51:04
I mean, it used to be a joke that
02:51:05
Taco Bell's and Arby's used to be a joke to be in one.
02:51:09
Yeah, it's funny because I still had this up.
02:51:11
This is like, I haven't needed to share anything
02:51:13
because some assholes been pulling all the legwork.
02:51:16
But again, like grammar Nazi.
02:51:18
Sorry, my job.
02:51:20
And then train comma shop and learn taekwondo, right?
02:51:23
Because that's how you whatever the character's name is, I figured why
02:51:26
the clown God and a seat belt and ass clerk ass crack chicken
02:51:32
something and astronaut chicken clown.
02:51:36
What is it?
02:51:36
Cunt, cunt, gargoyle and ass planet pirate.
02:51:39
I thought it was a cunt.
02:51:41
Cunt. Gargoyles and ass clown.
02:51:43
All right, train shop and learn taekwondo.
02:51:48
So they train?
02:51:50
Yeah. Shop and learn taekwondo. Right?
02:51:54
That's how that's to be interpreted.
02:51:55
Is that not, like. Right?
02:51:57
Yeah.
02:51:57
For as long as you're buying the taekwondo. Sure
02:52:01
it's not.
02:52:01
They train shop and learn like why would they train?
02:52:06
No shop and learn like training and learning is the same thing.
02:52:10
You would train, shop and learn taekwondo, right?
02:52:13
Unless.
02:52:13
Well, no, unless they're training
02:52:16
and then they're shopping at taekwondo and learning taekwondo.
02:52:20
That's what. Yeah. Right. Yeah.
02:52:22
I don't know what else I think of that.
02:52:23
I am learning taekwondo. Yeah.
02:52:26
And then it says what Argentina.
02:52:29
Yeah. Then. Yeah I don't know. Did we ever get this.
02:52:31
We didn't get any of this in Argentina and it.
02:52:35
Sure.
02:52:36
Then have a parade and get awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor
02:52:41
and move to an alien utopia, not Woodrow says.
02:52:45
I like how he took his random like locations, and I just kind of
02:52:48
just with a tiny bit of effort, just tied tight.
02:52:51
A reason for one scene to go into the next.
02:52:53
And he was like, no, no, that's stupid.
02:52:58
I think it's all random.
02:53:00
I like it all random and they don't want to pull it that thread.
02:53:04
That would mean extra effort.
02:53:06
Storyboard.
02:53:09
It's like a board, like a wood,
02:53:11
a piece of wood that a story is a
02:53:14
I have wood,
02:53:17
And,
02:53:20
Nope, I cannot find it is two words.
02:53:23
No, but you can we can do the, the like
02:53:27
my like
02:53:29
like like you want.
02:53:30
And there's also,
02:53:34
It goes to the other.
02:53:38
Well, yeah.
02:53:39
All right. Yeah, yeah.
02:53:40
That's, that would be the four minutes till our music break.
02:53:43
I'm not sure if you were aware, but I try to do music on the hour.
02:53:46
Oh, well, that's cute, isn't it?
02:53:49
Every hour on the hour.
02:53:51
We don't want it. Just random.
02:53:52
It would be ridiculous to just be like two people talking and then recording it.
02:53:55
That would be stupid.
02:53:57
For whatever, whatever do that is.
02:53:59
It died every week.
02:54:01
Is this, like, whatever podcast?
02:54:04
Who said the.
02:54:06
I just did you.
02:54:08
Oh you did.
02:54:08
Yeah.
02:54:09
This is the like whatever. Why?
02:54:14
Whatever.
02:54:19
I think like the biggest thing that like, annoys me,
02:54:21
like the whole whole world is like you talking stages like that.
02:54:24
So annoying. Like the whole, like.
02:54:27
And just like the inconsistency and then like, I literally like,
02:54:30
hate that, like, so much.
02:54:31
But I think that's like, my biggest thing is just like what specifically?
02:54:34
Just like the fact of just like, you like,
02:54:39
I don't know how to word this,
02:54:41
like in like talking saying that Trump is like,
02:54:43
you're like labeled that and it's like people like are considered like
02:54:46
you can't like you're just like confused and like most of the time, like
02:54:50
the girl get like gets like attach or something
02:54:52
and they like, see it
02:54:53
like it's going to lead to a relationship and it's always not.
02:54:56
And it's just like,
02:54:58
that's like my biggest thing is, like,
02:54:59
I just hate the whole like how like talking stages are so like,
02:55:03
it's like traditional dating does not exist in this generation.
02:55:09
Yeah.
02:55:09
I got to play this.
02:55:10
You know, that whole thing is just like.
02:55:13
And, you know, like, what is it like what?
02:55:15
Like that's what she said.
02:55:17
She's like, it's just like like like.
02:55:18
And it's just like.
02:55:20
And then we went there and it was like.
02:55:26
Yeah, that's that's quite intriguing.
02:55:29
Although that's not always, Gen Z.
02:55:34
But it is more and more these days.
02:55:35
But do you have the other, the link that I, put in there with the,
02:55:40
like, like niece, like full size, like like an elf?
02:55:45
Yeah.
02:55:45
They were full size elf.
02:55:48
And, like, doing something that like.
02:55:50
Oh, like falling over, like.
02:55:53
That's weird. This is weird.
02:55:55
It's like I only pretend like,
02:55:56
I know it's like the only pretend like I know it's like the only.
02:56:00
She, like, was, like, circling me.
02:56:02
I felt like I was in, like, fourth grade.
02:56:03
Like, there was, like the bully trying to like.
02:56:05
It sounds like somebody you just played. Holy shit.
02:56:07
That's terrible. Yeah, yeah.
02:56:11
Oh, they go on, just so you know, before it, before anybody further
02:56:13
look at the top.
02:56:15
Found 56,057 matches.
02:56:18
Sure. That's fine.
02:56:19
That's weird that I the only questions I.
02:56:21
Pastor Gary, do you think that
02:56:24
this is like that or that's like this and fucking tackle it and get shit done.
02:56:28
But the merch. Right.
02:56:31
So I felt like I still have enough.
02:56:33
I'm like, I'm like, damn, you're already like doing merch.
02:56:35
Like that's like, but I don't know how that works.
02:56:37
And a lot of times you can just kind of just get that was that.
02:56:40
I'm also,
02:56:40
I don't think the that woman is as drunk or high as I've been kid gloves.
02:56:45
I'd be like, are you kidding me?
02:56:46
Face no, I didn't well, actually, I like if you like.
02:56:50
I only like, like if you like, like 10% or 5% would be like.
02:56:56
So my next question.
02:56:59
Oh my goodness.
02:56:59
Yeah. Just dumb ass.
02:57:00
We should have done this on the East and South Africa.
02:57:04
Oh that's funny that it pulled that one.
02:57:07
Take that.
02:57:08
It's not me.
02:57:09
Oh, there's nobody else.
02:57:12
Nobody else is there? There's nobody.
02:57:14
So when I did this last time, I kept hoping.
02:57:16
Dude, I was rooting for you. I'm like, please, somebody else.
02:57:18
Me, I that last one, I was actually me.
02:57:20
I said, like once and then you said it like 14 times.
02:57:22
I'm like 30.
02:57:23
I'm like, oh, wait a minute here.
02:57:26
Yeah. Yeah.
02:57:27
That's like okay, I feel like I'm living and I'm like, okay, so that's bad.
02:57:32
Yeah, that's that's not a good context.
02:57:35
Like, like Pride Club. Oh there's one.
02:57:38
So yeah. There we go. Hell yeah.
02:57:40
I've really gotten a lot more money in my age.
02:57:43
Probably, like leading up to it. I thought
02:57:46
this is like a pretty like, like
02:57:49
she's really, really like, like take a ten year holiday.
02:57:53
It's like they could have had like, oh, there's one beef with, like, turf
02:57:57
whatever.
02:57:58
Like who gets to sell drugs and what streets.
02:58:01
And this is their territory.
02:58:05
I can't stop you tell it to pick up on ones
02:58:07
that have the most amount of likes in a short period of time, or what?
02:58:11
I does it.
02:58:12
It picks the best out of the top so it has the best 200.
02:58:14
All I simply did was search for like like and nothing else. So
02:58:19
so if it so if if you say like once it skipped it
02:58:23
so it didn't even it's out of 52,000 times that it's not the single like it's
02:58:26
almost what's the most amount of likes
02:58:28
put in like a couple more likes and see how much it refines it.
02:58:32
It'll probably find them far apart.
02:58:35
Right.
02:58:36
That's a good point. It might.
02:58:37
Yeah, because it wouldn't show you nothing, I guess. Right.
02:58:39
It don't. Oh.
02:58:42
Like niece, like full size, like like an else.
02:58:46
Yeah. They were full size element.
02:58:49
Did we. Yeah. Yeah. Let's.
02:58:50
Yeah. That's. So the first one's actually had more than four.
02:58:53
These are all the same ones that did. Yeah.
02:58:55
Okay. Yeah.
02:58:55
It's already gone. Like it's pretty good.
02:58:58
Like the person who coded it kind of knows what they're doing.
02:59:01
This isn't the life I remember. So it doesn't.
02:59:03
It's not like registering as, like.
02:59:06
And I can't get over the outfit.
02:59:10
It's not the.
02:59:10
It's not the priest outfit.
02:59:11
It's the fucking hat.
02:59:14
It's the piece of it.
02:59:15
Like you're trying to be hip.
02:59:16
You're trying to be a youth pastor.
02:59:17
You're trying to connect to the cool priest.
02:59:20
How's it going, kids?
02:59:21
Want to shoot some hoops outside the church?
02:59:23
Like, like pride. That don't sound right.
02:59:27
Yeah.
02:59:27
Oh, I see, I.
02:59:32
It's a cute.
02:59:34
Oh. Like, it was like some emergency.
02:59:36
Like, I didn't see them
02:59:37
or they didn't have it, like, even if I went even in their way, like,
02:59:40
there was nowhere for them to go, like, oh, God, this car going
02:59:43
three miles an hour.
02:59:44
One more. How do I get this way? Holy shit.
02:59:48
Put it in the drive.
02:59:49
And I hear they go, oh,
02:59:51
and so I go, I park in, I'm on the phone, my girlfriend, and I'm like.
02:59:55
I'm like, I don't want to get out of the car
02:59:56
right now because guys, the guy's going to jail.
02:59:58
For whatever reason.
02:59:59
He thinks my girlfriend's parking go again.
03:00:01
And I'm like, okay, did you see this parking open?
03:00:04
I'm like, I've got a backup camera. So yeah, I saw you the whole time.
03:00:07
And he didn't have, like he didn't.
03:00:08
I kind of embarrassed him and he didn't.
03:00:10
He was still trying to fight me, but
03:00:13
he like, wanted to fight you or he wanted to fight in the way.
03:00:15
It was kind of like, oh, I said like nine times out of ten,
03:00:19
you don't need to say like.
03:00:23
But it was.
03:00:26
Yeah.
03:00:27
No, I'm telling you, I, I was
03:00:30
there's just like he would be somebody like butch, like going into like this.
03:00:34
That is multiple right evidence.
03:00:39
Don't say it's like, this is like, I'm sorry.
03:00:41
What am I here?
03:00:43
This this is good.
03:00:43
See, even though it took me, like, 3 or 4 days to code this,
03:00:46
but now it takes me two seconds to get an hour's worth of content.
03:00:49
This is. This is the greatest thing I've done. At least I see him.
03:00:51
And the cheeks are kind of flat.
03:00:53
But around the eyes there's this weird, like, borderline like.
03:00:56
So like, it was like, the, the three moment, you know, like,
03:00:59
you get three more beyond the firmament and it's the eyes.
03:01:02
And all of a sudden there was like, it looks I like like how you like, get it.
03:01:05
And once you finally like, get your train of thought,
03:01:06
you'll actually say, hey,
03:01:07
I was at the game and I want to say what I want to say, but
03:01:10
but like getting like I got to like, I can't wait is like
03:01:12
like I want to like what I like.
03:01:14
I like, like like like I want like like I want.
03:01:20
Reminds me.
03:01:21
Hold my position.
03:01:22
Well, continue my train of thought.
03:01:25
Like how?
03:01:29
That's fine. I'm going to say.
03:01:30
Reminds me of bears and shit involving you.
03:01:33
Wait, isn't that what you
03:01:36
my butt in the way
03:01:39
your butt is a dream that like.
03:01:44
Like you like like you like
03:01:47
I like like like you do like you.
03:01:50
You like you like you.
03:01:52
So like you like you like I like like
03:01:57
like like like like you.
03:02:00
So like like like like you like you could like you,
03:02:05
you like you like you like you want like you like you want.
03:02:09
You like like like like you like like you'd like.
03:02:15
You could do like him to do like so much like.
03:02:18
Such as.
03:02:23
For the record, when I did this, you know, when he makes this face.
03:02:26
No, I don't know when something like
03:02:29
no might be going away with somebody else's children.
03:02:32
Oh, what did you. Why did you have it? Oh, my.
03:02:34
As you have him open his mouth all,
03:02:36
listen to the,
03:02:37
because some something got him sticky by faith commercial three.
03:02:42
And then we'll play what's but what.
03:02:44
Wait, what? Oh, no. We should play what we should do.
03:02:46
You go to the sticky buffet, then you find out what's in your butt.
03:02:49
What?
03:02:52
Yeah, we have.
03:02:56
Oh, yeah. Get that sauce on there.
03:02:58
Look at that cheese crust.
03:02:59
Ten different trays of yesterday's favorites
03:03:01
marinated in pure countertop character.
03:03:03
Oh, hang on, I'm sorry. It's so great.
03:03:05
I don't want to interrupt it, but I have to, because.
03:03:08
Oh, yeah. Delicious.
03:03:10
Sticky.
03:03:11
And, you know, so you
03:03:14
look at that cheese.
03:03:16
I ain't leaving till I'm full twice, y'all.
03:03:18
Where the fuck?
03:03:19
How did it.
03:03:20
But how did your friend.
03:03:23
You're tired of.
03:03:25
There it is.
03:03:26
There always, always.
03:03:28
They're always out of ice.
03:03:29
It's like it new.
03:03:31
Wait, wait. There's ice right there, right?
03:03:33
Maybe the other one is.
03:03:35
That asshole took all the ice.
03:03:36
Look, he's got a whole cup of ice, right?
03:03:39
All right, so now I gotta.
03:03:40
I gotta have to do it. It's do justice.
03:03:42
Oh, yeah. Get that sauce on there.
03:03:44
Look at that cheese crust. It looks fucking great.
03:03:46
Trays of yesterday's favorites.
03:03:47
Marinated in pure countertop character on.
03:03:51
It's messy, it's sticky, and it is so good.
03:03:54
Look at that cheese.
03:03:55
I ain't leaving till I'm full twice, y'all.
03:03:57
Sticky buffet.
03:03:59
Nasty.
03:04:01
I want to stick with it. Now.
03:04:02
I do two more ways than one.
03:04:07
But I don't want to be sticking glue.
03:04:10
No, you want
03:04:10
to go to one of those sticky the things you would go there with those.
03:04:13
Fuck yeah dude at this.
03:04:15
That's not having the same effect that you thought it would.
03:04:17
That bunch of characters, the only thing out of any of that that grossed me out
03:04:20
as far as the food, was the regular gravy on macaroni and cheese.
03:04:23
That's. What about the bugs?
03:04:26
I didn't see any bugs.
03:04:27
You know, if you look, you're always going to find bugs in your food.
03:04:30
I didn't see any bugs.
03:04:31
You just looked past them because you're you're that pro sticky buffet.
03:04:36
You're like, whatever. No is here's another tip.
03:04:38
Here's another tip.
03:04:40
There's a amount of bugs that are allowed in your food.
03:04:43
There's bugs in everything.
03:04:45
You turn into a fucking oh Jerry situation where yeah, yeah,
03:04:48
no, if you're sitting at Golden Corral and you're eating, do not, like, stare
03:04:51
over at the buffet while you're not there because you will see things happen
03:04:57
with usually with kids
03:04:59
playing and putting things to some adults.
03:05:02
But yeah big cough sneeze when they when they go to scrape the scrape
03:05:06
the unused food back from the plate, back into the buffet.
03:05:10
If you're slightly active
03:05:11
and you have some slight health, eat kind of well, except for Golden Corral,
03:05:15
your immune system should be just fine for all the nastiness that's happening.
03:05:18
It's just gross to hear.
03:05:19
It's not really gross to you,
03:05:22
but what is gross is I know this.
03:05:24
I don't have it cued up, but I'm going to find it.
03:05:30
Well this is
03:05:32
this is still shot when I finally bring it up.
03:05:36
It's going to take a second because I didn't bring it up.
03:05:38
I should have been prepared.
03:05:41
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All right.
03:06:04
We have a regular segment on the show where we show a an image,
03:06:07
usually an x ray image, and we give out huge no prizes.
03:06:12
If you guessed correctly.
03:06:15
Now you have to guess quick because we're really good at this.
03:06:18
But we are now.
03:06:18
Wait, I did not have a queued up yet.
03:06:20
Almost queued up here.
03:06:22
One special one here.
03:06:25
Come on, let's explain me more.
03:06:27
Whatever the fuck arrives with that, I should just be able
03:06:31
to open it in a new tab.
03:06:32
Oh, I did, and now I can just share that tab, make sure it's not labeled.
03:06:38
Okay.
03:06:39
What side?
03:06:39
Where the sun don't go.
03:06:43
Try to relax.
03:06:44
Let's see. Whoa!
03:06:47
Yes! What's up there in your head? Oh,
03:06:51
there's a one shot duck million to one.
03:06:57
There you go.
03:06:58
There's your first image.
03:07:03
I don't see.
03:07:07
You see the spine, a spine.
03:07:09
Find your spine. Yeah.
03:07:11
Okay.
03:07:12
There, baby
03:07:14
babies.
03:07:15
Our first guess.
03:07:17
It looks like.
03:07:19
I don't know if there's a giant potato
03:07:22
that's inside of their entire body
03:07:25
or it's a baby.
03:07:26
So we have baby or potato.
03:07:28
Those are each vertebrae. That's like.
03:07:30
Yeah, there's the pelvis bone.
03:07:32
I can't zoom out any more, can I?
03:07:34
I mean, I can, but it just gets smaller.
03:07:37
Does that help?
03:07:38
Oh, it looks like a football.
03:07:42
Where is the jacked in?
03:07:45
Like in the whole stomach or the entire bean sized thing there?
03:07:50
Whatever. The, big.
03:07:53
Well, I don't know how the rules work.
03:07:55
Explain.
03:07:56
At one point, do I explain what the abject is?
03:08:00
Do they swallow a giant or swallow?
03:08:02
Do they shove a giant planter's peanut?
03:08:08
Okay, okay, so we've had baby.
03:08:09
We've had, peanut and giant.
03:08:12
Something else. There's peanut costume.
03:08:14
It could have peanuts in it.
03:08:17
Something that inflates once
03:08:18
you put it inside of a human being, correct?
03:08:21
Yes, yes. Well, it's it's.
03:08:24
I don't know if it inflates.
03:08:25
That's the wrong word because it's not empty.
03:08:29
But it does get larger.
03:08:32
Do we have any guesses in the comments, Ryan or Ryan?
03:08:34
Okay.
03:08:34
Alabama. Alabama. John.
03:08:36
Purple. Right.
03:08:38
Doesn't like us anymore.
03:08:41
It's a great game.
03:08:41
We have huge prizes.
03:08:42
It's not football.
03:08:50
Gary knows which Gary might know.
03:08:53
Yeah. If he's allowed to watch I don't know.
03:08:56
The wording may be
03:08:59
keeping lock and key.
03:09:03
If you keep somebody under lock and key, they can get out.
03:09:05
You just got to keep them under lock.
03:09:10
What does that expression mean?
03:09:11
Keep them under lock. Why would you need a lock.
03:09:13
Why would you get a lock.
03:09:15
Why would you need a key? What do you.
03:09:17
What does that mean? Keeping somebody under lock and key.
03:09:20
They're going to get out.
03:09:21
You got a combination lock.
03:09:23
Oh you have a key lock.
03:09:24
But you don't keep them under lock and key.
03:09:26
Why have a door at all. Just have a wall.
03:09:29
Keep them.
03:09:29
Keep them under contained container because then you can't get a sealed
03:09:33
you can't get them in. If you do that you'd have to build it around them in.
03:09:36
And then you seal.
03:09:38
Oh that's brilliant.
03:09:39
You know you're fucked up how to keep you know you're fucked
03:09:42
if you're in a life sentence in your prison.
03:09:44
Your prison cell doesn't have a door.
03:09:48
They should do that.
03:09:49
Oh. Do you?
03:09:49
That's harsh. Why?
03:09:54
Because I.
03:09:57
Confinement is one thing.
03:09:58
But being in the in in a in the cell,
03:10:02
I mean, they could
03:10:05
they couldn't should do that.
03:10:08
With what's his face.
03:10:09
This might happen to me if I was in prison.
03:10:12
Oh, good.
03:10:12
My family made it back.
03:10:15
Back up north, if you will.
03:10:20
What was that?
03:10:24
Mondavi.
03:10:25
Right?
03:10:27
No, it's not Mondavi in there.
03:10:28
Maduro. Sorry. Maduro is the.
03:10:32
Did you really not know about that last week, or was that a gag?
03:10:36
I may have been under the loop, I don't know.
03:10:39
Yeah, I was, I wasn't listening to a podcast
03:10:41
because I was on vacation and shit, so I wasn't keeping up.
03:10:43
That's nice news and news and whatnot.
03:10:45
Your vacation was fine.
03:10:48
Yeah, but now I catch
03:10:49
got caught up on it, and, yeah, I wasn't getting that ticket, but,
03:10:53
I've got the the license plate was actually written down wrong on it.
03:10:57
And I talked to the, Doesn't matter.
03:10:59
Doesn't matter.
03:11:00
Yeah, well, I talked to the people and they were just like,
03:11:03
I don't know, I think I'm just still they do zoom court.
03:11:05
So I think I'm just going to do the zoom court and see what happens.
03:11:08
I had, I say I, but I mean my wife.
03:11:11
But as a man, I take responsibility for everything that happens in my family
03:11:14
like I should.
03:11:15
So I got a ticket while my wife was driving.
03:11:20
In Georgia.
03:11:21
And we didn't pay it for like 17 years.
03:11:23
It was never an issue.
03:11:25
Yeah, but you, Brian, never went to Georgia again?
03:11:27
No, we were getting ready to drive to Florida again.
03:11:29
It wasn't 17 years, but it was an extended amount of time.
03:11:31
And we're like, you better fucking take care of that ticket because
03:11:35
it would suck to get
03:11:37
an issue on the way down, right?
03:11:40
Yeah.
03:11:41
And I don't know if like if you're flying, are they able to like
03:11:45
go he's got a warrant or does it matter because it's like
03:11:47
oh it's a $160 fucking traffic ticket.
03:11:51
Are we really going to spend.
03:11:52
The reason I don't
03:11:52
I don't think they cut this guy down for a fugitive extradite him.
03:11:56
I think if you get busted doing something else, like, oh, excuse me,
03:11:59
we're taking you to jail to be booked because you're, you know,
03:12:02
a lot of people didn't hear that story, but it turns out Maduro just had
03:12:06
extensive speeding tickets.
03:12:08
Really?
03:12:08
So they brought him back to traffic court.
03:12:10
So last guess is this is.
03:12:16
What?
03:12:16
Just what about today?
03:12:18
Because you saw this big piece of shit in this guy, right?
03:12:22
This is just what is known as an impacted.
03:12:24
And it had some sort of tie.
03:12:25
And I know this is an impacted by well this guy has not been able to shit
03:12:29
dude this is an impact bowl impacted by what of course blocked.
03:12:34
Impacted bowel.
03:12:35
It's blocked.
03:12:35
This is all the shit that why would you keep eating
03:12:39
like after I was blocked once I'm like, you got to fix this
03:12:41
or I'm just going to die because I'm not going to explode.
03:12:43
Oh, so it just keeps it's just a backlog.
03:12:46
Yeah.
03:12:47
There's a whole long story behind it that we're not getting into,
03:12:49
like maybe the previous week where when you, you know, you
03:12:51
maybe are doing something and you don't have time to shit or
03:12:54
you're busy, you're driving or something, and you finally go to shit,
03:12:56
almost looks like a slight traffic jam.
03:12:58
Your turd, you can see, like it almost looks like,
03:13:01
do they still sell the Hershey or the what is it, the Tootsie Rolls
03:13:04
that have the little past sections in it?
03:13:07
Yeah, but that's just where you squeeze.
03:13:09
You can like kind of sort of break, but they never really break proper.
03:13:12
You always have to like, either use your teeth or twist it.
03:13:15
But yeah, it looks like that.
03:13:17
In fact, you know, why you're at is this is kind of what that is building up here.
03:13:21
This is all just hard as rock shit, dude.
03:13:25
He's going to be like, how do you get that out?
03:13:27
And you're right. Like, you can see a meal over on the left.
03:13:29
Surgery to get that I know. Yeah.
03:13:31
From what I understand, when you X-ray something,
03:13:34
the more solid it is, the the whiter the lighter it is.
03:13:37
Right? Does this does the bones and whatnot?
03:13:41
Yeah.
03:13:41
So there's, like, there's a little bit of a cavity
03:13:43
or some kind of clear food up in the in the center left.
03:13:47
I don't know what that is.
03:13:48
I don't know if that's just like a separation of,
03:13:51
maybe it's where the fat pushed on it.
03:13:54
It's just could be a collection of oh, in front of it.
03:13:56
Yeah, it could be in water then. Yeah.
03:13:58
The, the the internal structures and shit.
03:14:02
Because even around that whole upper section,
03:14:04
there almost was, you know, sort of somewhat similar situation.
03:14:08
But I'm glad we're breaking that down.
03:14:09
But, I think we can do one more.
03:14:12
No, hold on this really quick, though.
03:14:14
I love this.
03:14:14
Actually, this.
03:14:15
Never mind.
03:14:16
I've got we could do a moment is in.
03:14:18
I like a moment of Zen moment.
03:14:21
I do want to ruin it right now. The.
03:14:22
I love this.
03:14:25
Aren't you concerned that maybe
03:14:27
the Russian president is trying to buy himself more time?
03:14:30
Yeah, I am, but you know, I'm sorry.
03:14:34
They want to get that Maduro.
03:14:37
What is he talking about?
03:14:37
Everything in it's in his country, all the natural resources.
03:14:41
He even recorded a message to you in English recently, offering mediation.
03:14:45
He's.
03:14:46
He has he has offered everything.
03:14:49
He's offered everything. You're right.
03:14:51
You know why?
03:14:52
Because he doesn't want to fuck around with the United States.
03:14:55
Thank you everybody.
03:14:56
Thank you, thank you, thank you everybody.
03:14:59
Nothing wrong is cursing.
03:15:00
Nothing wrong with you I what that's like thank you guys because I
03:15:06
it's funny because I was two months ago.
03:15:08
Mic drop is actually hilarious cuz I was two months ago.
03:15:11
So you give him fair warning.
03:15:13
There's videos of Maduro saying come get me, you coward,
03:15:15
come get me, you piece of shit or whatever.
03:15:17
And they went nuts with the memes with that.
03:15:21
All right.
03:15:22
But now we're going to get Iceland or, Greenland, we're going to get Greenland.
03:15:26
So I wasn't paying attention to the whole deal of,
03:15:30
I don't think we're going to get Greenland.
03:15:31
Speculation is that it's just not, you know, I do that
03:15:34
feasible?
03:15:37
I think we already have it.
03:15:38
They're just going to make it official.
03:15:40
Somebody needs to tell Trump, though, that Greenland is the bad one
03:15:42
and Iceland is the good one.
03:15:44
It's more or less the dynamic of the people that are there
03:15:48
agreeing to have, like, their governance just completely flip flop for.
03:15:54
Do you think we would have a say in that we would have to have an uprising?
03:15:56
We don't have a say in what our government decides.
03:15:58
We chose to we chose to have them represent us or those other,
03:16:01
you know, side cards that of our country, you know, of that same premise of
03:16:07
their official, unofficial part of our country.
03:16:09
You know, you mean the colonies?
03:16:13
No. Like what?
03:16:14
What do we own? Guam.
03:16:15
That's literally what the Venezuelan vice president said.
03:16:17
We will never return to being a colony again is what she said.
03:16:22
Except it was probably in Spanish.
03:16:27
I don't know, I think that people are sick of it.
03:16:29
They got the fatigue as far as this politics.
03:16:32
But if people say they voted for him to do what he's doing, so sick of what
03:16:36
I don't understand.
03:16:37
It's like a lot of everything is just overload of everything,
03:16:41
you know, like,
03:16:43
like somebody actually doing something like, oh, my God, someone's doing stuff.
03:16:48
This is too much. Yeah.
03:16:49
No, I was looking at it from the politics side of it.
03:16:51
Like like the the Trump lovers are like, this is the greatest thing ever.
03:16:55
And the Trump haters are saying, like, we're used to presidents
03:16:57
dragging, dragging their feet on all major issues for eight years
03:17:01
we haven't in my lifetime.
03:17:02
The things that they change and the things that they do are never better.
03:17:05
So I don't mind the feet dragging, I don't want I.
03:17:07
Stagnation is fine with the government.
03:17:08
For me,
03:17:10
but if half if more than 150%
03:17:13
plus one person votes for that Minnesota horseshit,
03:17:17
no that's complacency.
03:17:18
That's different.
03:17:21
Like they
03:17:22
stagnation is just like we can't do anything
03:17:25
complacency.
03:17:26
He's like, we know something's wrong, but we're not doing anything.
03:17:30
I think that's a little different.
03:17:32
You said overkill though, so I have to start where the sun don't go.
03:17:37
Try to relax.
03:17:39
Let's see. Whoa!
03:17:42
Yes! What's up there in your head?
03:17:44
I been the one shot.
03:17:47
The million to one.
03:17:53
What is it?
03:18:01
So I don't know if that's like a tail.
03:18:04
Hey, wait. Ryan was making a movie, you know?
03:18:06
Are you not on the third shift anymore?
03:18:08
He was cooking. It sounds like he's not working.
03:18:11
There's a head.
03:18:12
Who's it sounds like who's cooking? You can hear him?
03:18:15
No, Ryan, I just.
03:18:16
It just occurred to me that Ryan was talking about cooking.
03:18:18
He's usually welding at work.
03:18:21
He could be cooking at work while welding.
03:18:24
Do you guys cook with that?
03:18:25
You could hook your welding up to the chips. Fuck, yeah.
03:18:27
You could probably boil it.
03:18:29
Or you could probably fry a chicken with a welder, cuz I used to, even
03:18:32
just during the day shift, I used to have a,
03:18:35
a steamer that was like a rice steamer or that combo to like a regular steamer.
03:18:39
And I would get, like lobster tail, chicken, broccoli, some redskin potatoes
03:18:44
and just throw it all in there at first break, let it slow or slow heat
03:18:49
all the way to lunchtime and then actually, like, eat a like, corn.
03:18:52
I would I a lot of motherfuckers were jealous because the.
03:18:55
What else?
03:18:56
Well, I like places where they do it together, man.
03:18:58
They're like, they would act like every day was fucking the 4th of July.
03:19:01
That'll work out.
03:19:02
Back in the summer, lunch was great at yes or no.
03:19:05
Sometimes it's great. Some of that place.
03:19:08
So did you use something to eat that food after you made it?
03:19:10
That's a clue, by the way.
03:19:16
A fucking scrub brush
03:19:18
like, no, mop.
03:19:22
No, it's it's not a mop.
03:19:26
But let's go like a appendage
03:19:28
coming off the backside and it's got like a there.
03:19:31
Right there is the clue that gave it away for me.
03:19:33
Right there.
03:19:34
Okay, well, what's the rest of the dynamic that's going on there?
03:19:40
Okay, a fork and it looks like maybe it's a plastic fork,
03:19:43
and then maybe the back of the thing that's sticking out like a tail.
03:19:46
Looks like maybe it's another piece of plastic utensil,
03:19:51
just like a whole package of plastic utensils.
03:19:55
I see forks and I see knives sticking out.
03:19:57
Maybe.
03:20:00
That's what it was.
03:20:01
Specific kinds of multiple.
03:20:04
All of this.
03:20:04
This is literally what they pulled out of his stomach,
03:20:08
what it went in, which were.
03:20:12
They all looked like it.
03:20:14
Oh, I didn't even think of that.
03:20:15
I thought he was just fucking some crazy person.
03:20:18
Yeah, that's just like. That's all he was.
03:20:20
I don't know. Yeah, he was probably trying to steal it.
03:20:22
Well, how would you?
03:20:24
There's no way you're shitting this out.
03:20:26
Yeah, especially with the towel.
03:20:28
Like it's. Course you would want something that's slick that you.
03:20:30
I don't think.
03:20:32
I don't think he ate the towel.
03:20:35
Think they wrapped it in the towel?
03:20:37
No, no, I don't think they did.
03:20:40
No, this is just anybody other shit all over the towel.
03:20:42
I think this is just their display when they fold. Yeah, they.
03:20:45
I can't believe they're so.
03:20:46
Because I guess they're maybe both maybe, like, bunched it together
03:20:50
because there's like a, there's a bowl.
03:20:52
There's this fork looks the other way.
03:20:53
That one's the other way.
03:20:55
I'm saying maybe that his like the handle in order to get it back out,
03:21:00
he's like a left one.
03:21:02
That's got to be like a fishing hook tied around this way.
03:21:05
That's why there's a, less the smaller section diameter section.
03:21:08
And that center you guys tied.
03:21:11
These don't spread out like the battering.
03:21:14
Well, that's why the back end is what spreads out.
03:21:16
That's why it's kind of nice if you got to get these out,
03:21:19
the back end is definitely going to need to spread.
03:21:21
He's got that one hanger on so he could like, have a little handle
03:21:24
to just kind of pull the rest of it out.
03:21:27
But boy that's going to
03:21:28
come out like a fucking, like a minnow trap
03:21:31
one at a time.
03:21:33
It really doesn't,
03:21:35
I don't I don't know what a minnow trap is.
03:21:37
Oh, the little hole in the middle trap has. Yeah. It's got like.
03:21:39
Yeah, yeah.
03:21:40
So there's two, there are two stupid tries.
03:21:43
Yeah.
03:21:44
They hits the pokies and it's like, oh no, that's like if the monkey just lets
03:21:47
go of the nut, he can get out.
03:21:52
Speaking of.
03:21:55
Where the human drops a penny
03:21:57
or dime on a on the platform that it has water and it.
03:22:00
So those have water in them, the little platform things that the coins
03:22:03
that we mentioned
03:22:04
with the little spinny dudes, there was ones with water in them 100%
03:22:08
find one that was part of the gimmick because the buoyancy was what threw stuff
03:22:11
off, and things would slice different ways, or it would flip and rotate.
03:22:14
Sometimes flip and rotate some of them.
03:22:17
You had to get it on like every single platform, right?
03:22:20
You had to get one on each.
03:22:23
No, I thought it depends.
03:22:24
There's big ones and little ones and the little ones get you there was that two.
03:22:27
There was different games.
03:22:28
There was different games, different gimmicks
03:22:31
I don't remember. Remember the little one?
03:22:33
There was there was similar devices that yeah, were the same thing.
03:22:37
Some had water, some didn't.
03:22:38
Speaking of monkey sticks strong on that.
03:22:41
I will stick strong to that like Gary sticks with you know, the gator.
03:22:47
Oh my God, these lyrics are so bad.
03:22:49
I like to go from day I like bitches, they go fuck up.
03:22:54
They. That is bad. Like.
03:22:56
Oh man, it's one of those is that there seems to be a theme.
03:23:00
Anyway, I got some for that.
03:23:01
He take money late night.
03:23:03
Still pretty tight. Pretty steady man.
03:23:05
I like up go where am I? Come up.
03:23:08
You say I like quiet.
03:23:10
They go from for I like bitches. They go
03:23:14
fuck up.
03:23:14
They go that is.
03:23:16
Oh no, it's not a trap. Mr.
03:23:19
money for you to fight night.
03:23:21
We don't want to be like.
03:23:23
Oh, Chris, rock them over like Chris Rock
03:23:27
nickname to check for cash real quick.
03:23:29
I know what he said. I don't have to sit there, but I would.
03:23:32
You get my man with that?
03:23:34
Okay.
03:23:35
Like, since, you see, I can I see you on the.
03:23:37
Oh my.
03:23:37
You take it like to take me before I do.
03:23:40
I like I think I saw her
03:23:42
booty.
03:23:43
Let's go fuck that ass by like no way.
03:23:47
Then go fuck the.
03:23:55
Oh. Oops.
03:23:56
That's my bad.
03:23:57
Why are you going to happy birthday and everything.
03:24:00
Happy birthday.
03:24:01
What the fuck are you talking about? Me? Her? Never mind.
03:24:06
I got to go to get.
03:24:09
I like bitches, they go fuck up that.
03:24:12
No, that has always been the fuck.
03:24:14
The type of block I'm falling for.
03:24:16
Playing finger fuck the paper boi.
03:24:19
Oh my. You shake it like that.
03:24:21
I think he said finger fuck the paper boy.
03:24:23
That's good. I think. Nice.
03:24:26
Check for cash real quick.
03:24:27
Made a rainy
03:24:29
trick shot, would you try get my man.
03:24:32
Okay.
03:24:32
Like, since, you see, I, I open my dick.
03:24:35
You like to take me before I do.
03:24:38
I like to go to work, I like this.
03:24:41
That was the cause.
03:24:42
I know that has always been
03:24:45
the fuck to take before I pop them cable.
03:24:49
When fuck the cable boy finger.
03:24:50
Fuck the paper.
03:24:52
Sound like the cable boy.
03:24:53
What the fuck did he say?
03:24:55
My favorite water boy I don't care what what.
03:25:00
It doesn't matter what the.
03:25:01
The adjective is fucking up here.
03:25:04
You're fucking the boy.
03:25:05
They go for bragging that they brag about these days with his rap songs.
03:25:10
Yeah. Know the figures. Use it.
03:25:12
Then go. Fuck fucking capable of them.
03:25:14
Go fuck the.
03:25:15
Catch them finger.
03:25:17
Fuck the cable before I pop them.
03:25:20
No finger.
03:25:20
Fuck the paper, boy. That's what I hear. Okay.
03:25:23
What's a paper?
03:25:24
They go, fuck, I gotta go.
03:25:26
That ass really still got those?
03:25:28
The type of pop I'm falling in for.
03:25:31
Like, if you fuck me, I'm like, hey, it like to hear you
03:25:35
talking about, like, you love you homophobic finger fucks the paper.
03:25:38
Yeah. He also say he likes to touch niggas.
03:25:40
I like both of my
03:25:44
boy. I do it, my boy, I do.
03:25:46
I like to boy I like to tell niggas
03:25:49
before I do it right I gotta go boom boom.
03:25:52
For some reason that sounds gay to me.
03:25:55
I like cars that go vroom vroom.
03:26:00
That sounds like second grade.
03:26:02
Yeah, a lot of this does.
03:26:04
He owes money for the check out.
03:26:06
He had way better raps and rhyme schemes than than this dude.
03:26:11
She was singing, rapping, I don't know raps and rhyme scheme
03:26:14
that I'm saying like her.
03:26:16
Yeah, I didn't, I didn't notice them.
03:26:22
The important thing is right
03:26:24
there, right where
03:26:27
both of us.
03:26:28
Like my womb.
03:26:30
It's a great cue.
03:26:31
I know exactly when to stop it now, before it. And then I know if that shit.
03:26:35
Oh, these are all my shares from last week.
03:26:37
Yeah, I know what that's what.
03:26:40
Too bad I didn't put them up till after the show was over, so they don't count.
03:26:45
Unless you know how to go back in time.
03:26:47
Yeah, well, everything that,
03:26:50
that I've made mentioned, is that there's a flat trans live Sora channel.
03:26:54
So everything that has been sawed is on the Sora channel.
03:26:58
Now, there's also a couple that behind it.
03:27:00
They just, there's a there's also a few things that,
03:27:04
have not made the show that, where maybe funny
03:27:07
edits that I thought were good enough, but most that I just deleted.
03:27:10
It's not anything that I use,
03:27:13
but I wait till the show runs and then I then I post.
03:27:15
They're going to have to teach matters at all.
03:27:17
Carry that. That's an option.
03:27:18
You don't have to bring everything you create to the show.
03:27:24
He he does that of it.
03:27:26
Did I do all the commercials? One, 23123?
03:27:28
Yeah, I did that to them, didn't I?
03:27:31
I have geography with rapper Wiz.
03:27:33
I got the like bitch.
03:27:34
Then I've got the like the last thing
03:27:37
that's in the group chat that got posted to.
03:27:42
The pro like there's bitches.
03:27:44
That is good different like bitch I'm.
03:27:46
Yeah she's pro like she's like it's okay.
03:27:49
She's all PC about it.
03:27:50
She's all whoa.
03:27:51
Oh. That might be a she woke like bitch.
03:27:53
Yeah.
03:27:54
Yep. That's on my that's my fault because it didn't have a title
03:27:57
since it didn't have a title, my scraper didn't scrape it.
03:27:59
I need to be able to scrape just links and make up a title.
03:28:02
I'll in the future. I'll fix that.
03:28:08
People like to make fun of people that use the word like too much.
03:28:11
But you know what? It does have a lot of meanings,
03:28:13
and in a lot of situations, it's not a filler word.
03:28:16
You know, of course, that we use it for preference.
03:28:18
I like that, I don't like that.
03:28:20
Do you like approximately, for example, it was like ten minutes long.
03:28:25
It's not a filler word there. It does have a meaning.
03:28:27
It sounds like a filler word.
03:28:29
It was approximately ten minutes long, so give people that use it in that context
03:28:33
a break.
03:28:34
There's one other way we use it a lot, and that is to mean, said
03:28:37
if you're telling a story.
03:28:39
He was like, and then I was like, and then we were all like,
03:28:42
it's just a word there that means said.
03:28:44
So again, it's not like yada yada.
03:28:46
Have a meaning.
03:28:47
So like, stop giving people a hard time about this, okay?
03:28:51
There. It had no meaning.
03:28:53
People like to make fun of people that use the word like too much.
03:28:56
But you know what?
03:28:57
You go back to
03:28:59
people get out of the gene pool.
03:29:02
You might not do.
03:29:05
This is like you don't like like doesn't mean like.
03:29:07
It's not like I don't have a pro.
03:29:10
I'm not so picky if I understand the message that is being conveyed
03:29:14
or relayed, I'm fine with the nitpicking
03:29:17
rules.
03:29:21
Like I like,
03:29:22
are you going to be the kind of person that's like, hey, I'm on fire, put me out!
03:29:27
And they're like, you can't end with a preposition.
03:29:29
So I don't understand what you mean.
03:29:31
Yeah, the world of Gary's.
03:29:33
So he would just stand there and watch the person.
03:29:35
I want a show called whatever that word was.
03:29:40
The author of this Mr.
03:29:42
pissed this accuracy.
03:29:43
Whatever. Yeah.
03:29:44
Whatever was the science author or science in style.
03:29:48
Start the all biology.
03:29:51
Is that related to Pythagoras?
03:29:53
No. What? It is related to Oscar Pistorius.
03:29:58
Blade Runner
03:30:01
guy who cheated the Olympics by using.
03:30:04
Oh, Tingting.
03:30:05
I'm like, I've never seen Blade Runner the movie.
03:30:07
I saw the new one, but not the old one.
03:30:09
No, I fucked me up.
03:30:10
Now I can never see the old one.
03:30:12
Why is it kind of like a snow snowboard?
03:30:16
Kids one versus lake, kids two situation?
03:30:20
No, blade runner is not what I'm thinking about.
03:30:22
I was thinking it. What?
03:30:23
They just released a movie with Arnold split Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.
03:30:26
They just rereleased just blade.
03:30:29
Yeah, that's a different one, too.
03:30:30
That's Wesley Snipes.
03:30:31
No, I'm, What the fuck am I thinking of?
03:30:34
Total recall? No.
03:30:36
What, what am I thinking of?
03:30:38
I don't know what you're thinking. The running man.
03:30:39
That's it. The running man.
03:30:44
Anyways, I don't think they redid
03:30:47
the other show.
03:30:48
I said.
03:30:50
Sure.
03:30:51
Let's see what Alabama John is up to while we check out
03:30:56
this.
03:30:59
Should I play this one?
03:31:02
That was the one we were saving for Gary.
03:31:04
Oh, I gotcha, we'll save that for Gary.
03:31:07
I'm going to watch that.
03:31:13
Sure.
03:31:13
I'll respond in real time.
03:31:15
Cool tiling. What's this?
03:31:18
This is our hosts videos that he sends.
03:31:21
He really likes strange things.
03:31:25
Like,
03:31:27
is this more Penrose
03:31:30
tiling? Maybe we'll just watch.
03:31:31
Why did this shape break mathematics in 2023?
03:31:34
Sounds insane, but for 60 years, the smartest people on earth
03:31:37
have been hunting for this specific shape. But why?
03:31:40
Look at your floor. Look at your bathroom wall.
03:31:43
What do you see?
03:31:43
You see squares.
03:31:45
You see triangles. You see hexagons.
03:31:48
You see a grid.
03:31:49
And if you look at those paneling,
03:31:51
you'll notice something specific about that grid.
03:31:54
It repeats.
03:31:55
It always repeats.
03:31:57
If I gave you a million tiles, you could exactly predict
03:32:00
where the last one would go.
03:32:01
Because it's a pattern.
03:32:03
It's safe, it's predictable.
03:32:05
But for 60 years, mathematicians have been asking
03:32:08
a dangerous question is there a shape that breaks the rules?
03:32:12
Is there a single shape that you can click together forever?
03:32:15
But yes, and we call it game pattern,
03:32:18
a shape that is ordered but completely unpredictable.
03:32:21
They call this shape the guideline.
03:32:23
Stine now it's not named after Albert Einstein comes from the German words
03:32:28
eine Stein, meaning one stone, one single stone.
03:32:32
That's smart as a stone.
03:32:33
Finding this shape became the holy grail of geometry,
03:32:38
the smartest people on Earth tried to find it.
03:32:40
They failed.
03:32:41
So they built supercomputers to hunt for it.
03:32:43
And they failed.
03:32:44
We wrote AI algorithms to imagine it, and those failed,
03:32:48
of course, for decades we thought it was impossible.
03:32:51
We thought the Einstein didn't exist.
03:32:54
We thought the universe demanded order.
03:32:56
And then came David Smith, David's not a professor.
03:32:59
He's not a mathematician.
03:33:01
He is a retired printing technician from England.
03:33:04
And he didn't use a supercomputer.
03:33:06
He used a pair of scissors and cardstock on his kitchen table.
03:33:10
He cut out paper shapes and started moving them
03:33:13
around, searching, testing until he found this.
03:33:16
It's a 13 sided polygon.
03:33:17
We call it the hat because it looks like a fedora.
03:33:21
David found that if you lock these hats together, they cover the entire table.
03:33:25
But no matter how far you go, no matter how many millions of hats
03:33:28
you use, the pattern never repeat.
03:33:31
But don't you see the hexagon?
03:33:33
Or is that just me?
03:33:39
Like he clearly just cut
03:33:42
hexagons into a unique shape.
03:33:46
But he absolutely had to have started with hexagons.
03:33:49
There couldn't have been an accident
03:33:52
right?
03:33:55
That's a good thing, he says.
03:33:56
Do you see the hexagons?
03:33:57
I see hexagons, but we're talking about the Swedish shape that looks like a shirt,
03:34:01
hat, squared circle
03:34:04
around it. Squared circle?
03:34:06
Yeah.
03:34:07
Now I sound like.
03:34:08
I feel like I'm talking to a woman again.
03:34:10
What the fuck is a rounded square circle?
03:34:12
It's an that's against the first true Einstein in history.
03:34:16
But there was a catch.
03:34:17
A tiny, annoying catch to make the hat work.
03:34:20
Every once in a while, you'd have to flip a tile over.
03:34:23
You have to use its mirror image and can mathematician you.
03:34:26
That's not perfect. Yeah. That's different. Richard.
03:34:29
So David went back to the cutting
03:34:31
board, his kitchen table, and he started cutting again.
03:34:34
And he found this the Spector we call it the vampire tile.
03:34:38
Do you know why? Oh, it's got no reflection.
03:34:40
No. You never have to flip it. You never have to mirror it.
03:34:43
You just slide it into place and it spirals out into infinity,
03:34:47
creating a universe that never, ever, ever repeats itself.
03:34:51
I learned on this show
03:34:52
that infinity doesn't exist, so I'm confused at how he could present a video
03:34:56
that is actually referring back to a concept called, called Only Infinity.
03:35:04
Of repeats itself, as the mathematician
03:35:06
Doris Shatter Snyder said when she saw it, it was hidden in plain sight.
03:35:11
Think about that.
03:35:12
The answer to a 60 year old.
03:35:14
What if we find a key to the universe that is similar to this little story,
03:35:17
and we actually start saying, wow, that is actually what the concept of God
03:35:21
is, and all the stories that have been repeated and been exactly
03:35:23
the same actually turns out to be just some mathematical magic
03:35:29
that could be possible.
03:35:31
Highly unlikely, but just as possible as a magic man in the sky,
03:35:36
or just as possible as nothing.
03:35:37
Just darkness.
03:35:40
To me, it's 5050.
03:35:42
All three of them.
03:35:43
Math problem wasn't inside a computer.
03:35:45
It was inside a piece of paper waiting for someone to cut it out.
03:35:51
What was it inside?
03:35:58
Let's check my links.
03:36:01
I did that one. I did that one.
03:36:02
Oh, I even know what is known.
03:36:04
I have a tic tac fledge rants, tic tac,
03:36:07
UFO drones, Tik-Tok.
03:36:08
Oh, no.
03:36:10
I'm going to try after you do this to watch Stephen Colbert.
03:36:12
Are you playing a video game or just watching it?
03:36:17
It's weird.
03:36:18
If you're watching a video game, is it?
03:36:25
Is it somebody famous?
03:36:27
No, there's nobody famous. It's.
03:36:29
It's me who's famous. There's nobody famous.
03:36:32
I played video games.
03:36:34
There's a couple I know, some
03:36:36
I know some just are famous for playing video games or not.
03:36:39
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
03:36:41
why I wouldn't want to watch a famous fucking wrestler play video games.
03:36:44
I would want to watch a famous video game player play video games,
03:36:48
do stuff.
03:36:48
Bruh.
03:36:50
While you're figuring out what to do with that.
03:36:51
I want to switch over to this last clip here.
03:36:53
Yeah, go ahead or second to last clip.
03:36:55
What do you think happens when we die?
03:36:58
Oh, wow. Well, nobody really knows.
03:37:00
I don't know, I mean, I think I like him.
03:37:02
They say that electricity is forever eternal, that the spark keeps going.
03:37:08
I like to think whatever spark is animating our bodies.
03:37:12
Once the body, passes on that, the spark continues to go.
03:37:16
But whether or not that electricity has consciousness or not,
03:37:20
who could really say?
03:37:25
I like that answer.
03:37:27
Well, why are they laughing at him?
03:37:30
This is about literally was like, I don't know,
03:37:32
it'd be nice to think this, this actually does happen, but I doubt this happens.
03:37:37
But it'd be nice to think that this happens.
03:37:46
Well, I'm glad to laugh and turn to clapping when they realized,
03:37:49
oh, wait a minute.
03:37:51
Or once again, you tell my mother that she's about to face
03:37:55
total darkness and end.
03:37:58
And I don't mean about to.
03:38:00
Sorry. She's she's she's only like 29.
03:38:03
It's I'm jumping the gun a little bit.
03:38:09
Kind of a horrific thing to say.
03:38:11
Nothing. No. I like my mother.
03:38:14
I don't like like my mother.
03:38:20
What is this?
03:38:21
Why is this up here?
03:38:23
Who put this up here?
03:38:25
What is it?
03:38:27
I to take one person.
03:38:29
They're going to take
03:38:31
business is going to take one person.
03:38:34
They're going to take the path to least resistance. They could.
03:38:36
I take responsibility for my actions.
03:38:38
They could say, what the fuck are you doing?
03:38:40
What the fuck are you going to do?
03:38:42
Or showed some concern of you as a human being,
03:38:44
but they're not allowed to do that because they're a business.
03:38:45
Their only responsibility is fiduciary to the shareholders.
03:38:49
And they thought, shit, there's a rock that was thrown into the pool
03:38:53
and there's ripples in the pool, and we're afraid.
03:38:55
We're so afraid of the ripples.
03:38:57
So let's just fucking get rid of the pool.
03:38:59
Everybody out of the pool.
03:39:02
I'm not sure why we just watch that.
03:39:07
I don't know whether.
03:39:10
Did we do?
03:39:11
Proves you're from the future.
03:39:19
Who's breathing is so slow?
03:39:20
Oh, we did that.
03:39:21
Yeah, that's that guy with the slap wrist bracelet.
03:39:25
Slap relationship.
03:39:28
Funny coincidence.
03:39:30
I found another one.
03:39:33
Gary's links.
03:39:36
This is in place of Captain Giggles this week.
03:39:40
There's no sound.
03:39:41
Yeah, I muted it like, all about it.
03:39:44
And he's like me.
03:39:44
Would it be if I didn't do it?
03:39:48
What the fuck?
03:39:51
Something weird is happening again isn't it?
03:39:53
Yep. It sure is.
03:39:56
I don't even have that fucking plug in anymore.
03:39:58
Here's what.
03:40:00
So I installed a plug into that was supposed to.
03:40:02
Oh yeah, pause the video and unmute it.
03:40:05
And now I uninstalled.
03:40:07
It's out of spite when I go to play a video now it mutes it,
03:40:11
so I have to be tricky enough.
03:40:12
Maybe it'll play if I leave it muted.
03:40:15
Nope.
03:40:18
Can I hit it after it starts?
03:40:19
Hit it for as long as the human species exists.
03:40:23
This occurred during a baseball game, but even
03:40:25
we don't know what he's talking about.
03:40:26
Like understand this and you will understand why what happened is just wild.
03:40:31
It was August of 1957, and at the plate was a Hall of Fame
03:40:35
batter named Richie Ashburn.
03:40:37
He swings at a pitch, he fouls it off the pitch,
03:40:40
goes into the stands and hits a fan, injuring her.
03:40:44
The fan was named out of rock and the ball hit her so hard
03:40:48
that it broke her nose and they had to stop the game.
03:40:52
Like, just imagine.
03:40:53
The silence falls over the crowd.
03:40:55
They stop, play and paramedics had to get her out.
03:40:59
She was there with her grandchildren and get her onto a stretcher,
03:41:02
and everyone's watching as they take her away from the stands.
03:41:06
So the hollowing her away, covering her bleeding nose,
03:41:10
probably taking her into that tunnel right there.
03:41:14
They resumed play,
03:41:15
and on the very next pitch, Richie Ashburn hits another foul ball
03:41:20
that flies into the tunnel and hits that woman again
03:41:25
and murder while she's on the stretcher, been taken out of the stadium.
03:41:29
She recovered fully.
03:41:30
The two of them, the woman and Richie Ashburn, became friends after this.
03:41:34
It was a hugely famous incident and something that I am
03:41:38
confident will never, ever happen again.
03:41:47
I don't know
03:41:50
if you see the beauty of the Eagles, okay?
03:41:54
I like the sweetness of the base to see,
03:42:01
and he's just chugging, twisted tea, I would assume,
03:42:04
by the billboard behind him.
03:42:09
All I do is proud of it, but you can't.
03:42:14
You can't poke a hole in,
03:42:17
You can poke a hole in it. You.
03:42:19
Oh, come on, buddy.
03:42:21
And that's the problem.
03:42:22
This is Alabama, John, this is Alabama.
03:42:25
John Jones winning.
03:42:27
This is purple by the way.
03:42:28
We stay. You win big. Now it's like me.
03:42:31
It's like honey I saw that a 45 million a minute came out.
03:42:35
Sure it can be trolling for them.
03:42:37
Different podcast is dropping like hey come over to Alabama John.
03:42:40
Come over to Alabama going yeah.
03:42:42
Is that how he gets all the I know the text method,
03:42:45
but I couldn't hit it with other shows you like for
03:42:48
I can't like so I should type the same shit you happen
03:42:52
I guess so I don't I don't know Lipton iced tea in the bottom.
03:42:58
I can't copy it.
03:42:59
What can I English medium a Milo's whatever.
03:43:02
You know, my copy is exactly what he said. Here he are.
03:43:04
Yeah.
03:43:04
I'm just going to change Alabama John to play says
03:43:08
I love to copy it on my phone.
03:43:09
I might be to.
03:43:14
Save it.
03:43:15
Well, I could have typed it by now.
03:43:16
It's all right. He laughed. Anyways.
03:43:20
Who? So, John.
03:43:22
He's done. Yeah. So we'll do this.
03:43:24
You just signed up?
03:43:26
No, no, he just left.
03:43:27
Right back.
03:43:27
I have to go find a new jabber
03:43:31
or take me.
03:43:33
Oh! He's back. Ernie.
03:43:33
Wow. That's man, Burt Reynolds.
03:43:35
Let's go. It's kind of sick.
03:43:38
We could just.
03:43:39
Snipers channel until somebody notices and they'll be like, hey, Alabama,
03:43:42
guys, I don't 500,000 it.
03:43:44
Yeah, let's see what the cartoons do. It.
03:43:49
That's.
03:43:49
You're okay with that communism shit.
03:43:51
So disproportionately on black brown immigrant communities.
03:43:55
And that hasn't changed.
03:43:56
But what we have to do is put this nice little like
03:43:59
layer of fascist icing over the American colonialism.
03:44:02
And white fascist icing is chilling ice a lot more sense.
03:44:05
One of the main
03:44:07
things you trying make a metaphor
03:44:09
sort of right, that it protects women and upholds women.
03:44:13
Like we love to say.
03:44:14
It's as if it's a thing that operates like a align
03:44:17
with power and who upholds what agency?
03:44:20
Britney. No, don't do that.
03:44:22
Sure, she's a queer woman is standing up too.
03:44:25
Well, it can operate independently.
03:44:27
We don't need this.
03:44:29
The abducted people, rather than I mean, short of white men, childbirth,
03:44:33
the violence of patriarchy and fascism,
03:44:35
that sort of behavior is treated as a threat.
03:44:37
It's almost a betrayal to the systems of power.
03:44:40
Anyone who's dealt with an angry or abusive man recognized it immediately.
03:44:43
The anger, the vitriol, the name. There it is.
03:44:46
She's been hurt before. Were.
03:44:54
She's been hurt before.
03:44:58
Like, is this the green hose?
03:45:01
Like, you know,
03:45:08
Oh, that one actually says, like, such as?
03:45:10
I could see it just being me. Me?
03:45:14
Used to like, I.
03:45:18
Care.
03:45:18
Like such as? Like such as.
03:45:21
Fine like such as.
03:45:22
And we make you look at things like.
03:45:24
You mean like you guys all right here the US said we do that.
03:45:29
Yes, I, I should help South Africa.
03:45:33
That's you right.
03:45:36
But like such as.
03:45:43
Fucking me up.
03:45:45
What's me.
03:45:47
Yeah.
03:45:47
That's me right now.
03:45:48
Yeah.
03:45:54
And I was going to get fucked from behind.
03:45:58
Do you have sound on your video game?
03:46:00
I do, but it's plug plug into my ear
03:46:02
right now in order to change the way you don't.
03:46:05
Hey. Yeah.
03:46:08
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew.
03:46:13
I have one last video I keep saying there makes you go
03:46:17
over there to.
03:46:21
Holy shit.
03:46:22
What the fuck is this?
03:46:27
Wow. Okay.
03:46:29
They're full screen.
03:46:32
Full screen would be so nice.
03:46:34
Oh, yeah.
03:46:34
We don't need to. No.
03:46:35
That's fine.
03:46:38
We will pause.
03:47:14
Bitch!
03:47:15
And I'm pretty well, I'm just with her finger.
03:47:21
Bitch would drive this bitch to drive.
03:47:22
Ryan.
03:47:22
Crew.
03:47:27
She got the keys all stinky.
03:47:28
Then.
03:47:32
Slicker fingers like.
03:47:46
Oh, you paste it on there, I see I'm like, who the fuck?
03:47:49
What is happening?
03:47:51
What is happening?
03:47:55
I think
03:47:59
wait, if I posted, I'm going to be flat rants though.
03:48:02
We need to.
03:48:02
We need somebody else.
03:48:04
Oh, that. Yeah, I fix the.
03:48:07
Who are you going to be?
03:48:08
Oh, I can't be anyone else.
03:48:10
I'm flat ranting.
03:48:11
I could post the chat or help solve post him.
03:48:14
Yeah. Help solve. Darn it.
03:48:16
So that's not going to work.
03:48:19
It's not going to work.
03:48:19
No, that's a shame.
03:48:22
That's that's quite the shame.
03:48:26
All right folks, we should attach video.
03:48:29
Oh not crazy I see.
03:48:30
I keep finding more because they're not lit up green.
03:48:32
What a great system I have here.
03:48:35
Also, Gary sent in fucking 30 videos this week.
03:48:38
It's the after show so I can eat goddamn.
03:48:44
Yeah, nobody needs to try to save me.
03:48:46
Get out of here, bro.
03:48:47
What is this, some kind of Russian war game?
03:48:50
No, it's battlefield six, but, so some tartar to kill that,
03:48:54
the job site was like, tell me about it.
03:48:58
And he was all like, Aiden out the fucking wazoo.
03:49:03
Look at that shit.
03:49:04
Fuck you, bitch!
03:49:09
Are you remoting into your Xbox grenades right now?
03:49:11
But I can't. This horse shit.
03:49:13
Why not?
03:49:14
Like, I don't know, they don't let you.
03:49:17
All those people are all from the other team.
03:49:19
Rules of engagement.
03:49:20
Holy shit.
03:49:23
No, it's just how it is.
03:49:27
So, he told me about it
03:49:28
in the last, battlefield game I played was bad company.
03:49:32
And the gimmick for Bad Company was that there was, like,
03:49:35
things you could destroy, like trees you could blow up and would fall down
03:49:39
and buildings would fall down, but they'd kind of, like,
03:49:41
kind of turn transparent after a moment and then disappear.
03:49:44
Yeah.
03:49:44
And then I guess I asked to do it because I'm like,
03:49:46
yeah, that's the last game I played, battlefield wise.
03:49:48
Otherwise, like Call of Duty was typically my shit.
03:49:51
And I haven't played a Call of Duty game or any like War game per se. And
03:49:57
ten years, 15 years, like this.
03:50:00
Totally online.
03:50:05
See, you're not right.
03:50:05
You're trying not to say, like, now you can't even communicate right now.
03:50:09
I can't talk. Shoot.
03:50:11
Same to, Need to brain split.
03:50:17
Oh, there's asshole over here.
03:50:19
Fork split.
03:50:22
Of some bits where,
03:50:24
Now watch out for the helicopter.
03:50:27
Oh, come on.
03:50:29
Helicopter!
03:50:30
Have you got it?
03:50:32
Oh, do.
03:50:35
You missed.
03:50:37
I got him. No.
03:50:41
What was I in the middle saying?
03:50:42
What I want to know is, can you just jump on and play,
03:50:45
or does it take you 40 minutes to fucking equipped up and shit?
03:50:48
This shit is pretty quick, but you can be as you can be kind of elaborate.
03:50:52
I really don't care too much because I'm not playing this.
03:50:54
That's serious. Yeah. So the battlefield is the game.
03:50:57
Because this so kind of was like more vehicles and shit.
03:51:01
I played battlefield one.
03:51:03
Yeah.
03:51:04
So it's got different.
03:51:07
I don't know, I'm sure Call of Duty is probably the same
03:51:09
these days, but,
03:51:12
I'm not even call.
03:51:13
Thing was, I was like, okay, I'm 80 bucks.
03:51:16
I'm not paying 80 bucks for battlefield six, but this is battlefield,
03:51:19
like Red sack or something, which is the same exact thing,
03:51:23
but it's like a segmentation that you can just kind of play
03:51:26
like, couple online games for free.
03:51:31
And so rather than, like, buying the game, I just figure fucking I'm
03:51:33
going to play this thing,
03:51:35
because this until you want it so bad, then you'll have to play the game.
03:51:39
This pretty much does what I wanted to do anyway.
03:51:41
Like, I just kind of wanted to play some more,
03:51:45
like some more recent
03:51:46
shooter game just for the sake of playing a, shooter game online.
03:51:50
So you like, like shooting people?
03:51:52
I just you just don't.
03:51:53
I haven't played a game, and I like the idea of, like,
03:51:57
because, like,
03:51:58
like I got the, like, the sledgehammer thing, and I can just be like, wham!
03:52:02
Oh, no.
03:52:02
This is, I think I saw the concrete wall.
03:52:04
Hold on.
03:52:06
Look, I can, like, wham! I can hit it away.
03:52:08
Oh, my gosh, you know, so powerful.
03:52:11
Dude, the concrete wall kicked your ass.
03:52:13
So in case you guys watching at home, it is
03:52:15
draw zero the wall one.
03:52:18
Oh, no, it looks like draw zero.
03:52:20
The wall two.
03:52:24
But this big hole right next to the story.
03:52:30
Sometimes you need to make a make your own door.
03:52:33
Yeah, right.
03:52:33
See, like, the problem with this, though, is hammer airplanes.
03:52:38
You can fly planes, you can do all kinds of shit.
03:52:40
You can blow buildings up and blow trees up, run trees
03:52:43
over like it's a lot of real time battle.
03:52:46
You don't have to fly in for 20 minutes.
03:52:48
Do you like Fortnite?
03:52:50
This asshole just gave my fucking position away like I played.
03:52:54
I like when I stopped playing video games was like when the first Halo came out,
03:52:58
that's I was I was pretty much done because you get killed
03:53:01
and then you have to run for 20 minutes back to the battle and like, save me.
03:53:04
No, man, oh, man, he just died.
03:53:05
Why can't you just start where we left off?
03:53:08
Are you.
03:53:09
Aren't you supposed to be like, halos are good,
03:53:11
but then just took too long to start because all these people just.
03:53:16
They know all the little cheats of the game.
03:53:18
They know all the little nuances that they can use as leverage.
03:53:21
Leverage points to win. Yeah.
03:53:23
And so it just becomes a point where you start the game, you die, start
03:53:26
the game, run two seconds die, start the game, run two seconds, die.
03:53:29
And so it just didn't become fun anymore.
03:53:31
I've become very, annoying.
03:53:33
Well, it's
03:53:33
and I've never I've never been a guy who like snipes or was a sniper type.
03:53:38
The fact is, I can't really compete a lot with these fucking running gun people
03:53:42
because they're so good at it.
03:53:44
And so I kind of need time to like, well, they play a game, but, sure, they have.
03:53:48
About my
03:53:50
like once I get into the game, more typically my my,
03:53:53
my weapons of choice are submachine
03:53:56
guns and stuff.
03:53:59
So just totally suck.
03:54:01
Dude, when I played Counter-Strike, I was I had like three monitors way
03:54:04
before it was even cool.
03:54:05
They have three monitors and they didn't really consider that.
03:54:07
So you set up the three screen monitors, and my view
03:54:10
would go farther than what they drew to obscure.
03:54:14
So like when I walked to a corner,
03:54:16
the edge of my monitor would see right through the corner.
03:54:20
So like, I wasn't really hacking, but
03:54:23
it made it very easy when I could see through buildings.
03:54:27
So then they would just say, well, we got to draw the models way
03:54:30
bigger than what we used to have to because people can see around them.
03:54:35
But yeah, there do.
03:54:35
There's so many cheats with online gaming.
03:54:36
Everybody cheats at everything.
03:54:39
I'm sorry, not everyone.
03:54:40
Every game has cheaters is what I meant to say.
03:54:42
Not everyone cheats.
03:54:46
On my home,
03:54:48
I'm just a passing through to solve the mystery of.
03:54:51
Is there someone else out there?
03:54:53
If we could talk to someone from out there?
03:54:57
I am one of the other planetary dwellers.
03:55:00
Can you talk to an agent?
03:55:02
Yes, I have policies.
03:55:04
Burning spacecraft.
03:55:05
Oh, This woman, he's crazy.
03:55:09
He's crazy.
03:55:09
People let.
03:55:14
Well, it's a woman.
03:55:14
I think there's a woman driver. She's she's.
03:55:16
No, she knows her limitations.
03:55:18
And these crazy people are going to make people
03:55:19
that are really from outer space look bad.
03:55:21
I expect to in the future when the.
03:55:25
It's the mother from Bewitched aliens.
03:55:27
But more, more or less
03:55:30
maybe
03:55:32
you know from the future spacecraft come with Norma.
03:55:35
It's not we're in reality.
03:55:37
She's known for space brothers, tells me she's lived on 33 different planets.
03:55:40
We don't see any real illuminated in this handy combination.
03:55:43
Travel dress and roadmap from the Areas Foundation in El Cajon, California.
03:55:48
She preaches through books and tapes about the futurist tech space cities
03:55:52
that will one day be built here on Earth from 33
03:55:56
other planets will come.
03:55:59
So the three spaceships, one ship from each world,
03:56:02
33 levels of free may come and come.
03:56:06
Each ship will be 1000 passengers.
03:56:10
They will land, all at once.
03:56:13
Yeah. The the, magnetism together.
03:56:17
It will form a permanent city.
03:56:21
Make your plans now.
03:56:22
2001 is the date for the landing.
03:56:25
What a ringside seat, city.
03:56:26
This will be the spot property owned by Uriel near San Diego.
03:56:30
Until then, we've been assured the spaceships are flying nearby
03:56:34
just to keep an eye on us. Now you see it.
03:56:37
Now you don't.
03:56:45
Oh, no.
03:56:46
Back there.
03:56:51
Look,
03:56:53
we need Muddy Waters bumper
03:56:57
spaceships are flying nearby just to keep an eye on us.
03:57:01
Now you see it, now you don't.
03:57:03
Why is it when a spaceship hovers over the city?
03:57:05
No one sees it.
03:57:06
But a couple of people who are clearly living on
03:57:08
the edge of town was the mere thought of a mind.
03:57:12
It can change the frequency of the ship so that will be invisible
03:57:17
to the physical law, but very audible to my mental, or I, or my psychic anatomy.
03:57:24
In other words, they're a force dimensional vehicle,
03:57:27
and they can be made to appear in the third dimension.
03:57:32
You can't get there from here, but you can't get here from there,
03:57:35
which would seem to make them a superior intelligence.
03:57:37
But they know something we don't, which could help us.
03:57:40
But here I project to you, the Earth people,
03:57:46
the infinite radiating light,
03:57:50
the love of all three brothers,
03:57:52
love and like light.
03:57:55
For all of the 33 worlds that I am representing
03:57:59
my project to you and 33 levels of Freemasonry.
03:58:04
Love.
03:58:05
Oh link brothers, we see that
03:58:09
the power flow.
03:58:14
Did they say, let the power flow?
03:58:18
Or do they say.
03:58:23
As above, flow.
03:58:25
So below flow.
03:58:27
So the flow.
03:58:33
You got anything else?
03:58:35
No escape.
03:58:38
Just skating like a motherfucker.
03:58:45
I need another gunman
03:58:46
to hopefully put my ass out.
03:58:51
Yeah, I had 20 of those fuckers.
03:58:53
They didn't put me out.
03:58:58
Probably.
03:58:59
Hey, this has sound.
03:59:00
This one has sound. Of course I.
03:59:03
I read everything correctly, but it's.
03:59:08
You know, cement like the war sound would have been a little bit cooler.
03:59:13
Speaking of
03:59:14
war sound, I think we just invaded Greenland.
03:59:18
Did you say Greenland or Greenland?
03:59:20
Greenland.
03:59:23
Let's check the news before we go.
03:59:26
Just to make sure we we want to be on live when the whole fucking world collapses.
03:59:29
It's going to be pretty soon.
03:59:32
A morgue overflowing with more body bags than answers.
03:59:35
Oh, that's that's an Iran.
03:59:38
Yeah, Iran is collapsing.
03:59:41
It's it's been upright ever,
03:59:46
propped up. Right.
03:59:48
Sure. Yeah.
03:59:49
But in some sort of way by not Iran,
03:59:54
by just the trust in the promptness itself.
03:59:58
That's how fiat works.
03:59:59
Whoa.
04:00:01
Look, that was lame.
04:00:04
You're lame. Bro.
04:00:05
You leaved.
04:00:11
I'm going to play this
04:00:12
one more time, and then I'm going to pretend
04:00:15
like such as?
04:00:18
Automatically means that matters bad for Iran.
04:00:22
Why do you think this is?
04:00:25
I personally believe
04:00:27
that U.S Americans are unable to do so because,
04:00:32
some people out there in our nation don't have that.
04:00:37
And, I believe that our education like, such as, like such as matter,
04:00:42
like gravity, such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere.
04:00:47
Like such as, like such as, like like such as.
04:00:50
And I believe that they should
04:00:54
our education over here and then us should help the U.S.
04:00:57
I should help South Africa.
04:00:59
It should help the Iraq in the Asian countries.
04:01:02
So we will be able to build up our future.
04:01:05
All right.
04:01:06
Thank you very much. Like such as?
04:01:09
Like meaning, go out on,
04:01:12
the multiple galleries video, and that should be your out.
04:01:15
And then we're who we, who we bombing, who we photo bombing.
04:01:22
We photo bombing.
04:01:23
Anyone. What's it called?
04:01:26
Reading.
04:01:27
Raping.
04:01:32
We need to go to the mall, take every video.
04:01:35
Yeah, not this one.
04:01:38
Gross.
04:01:44
Sorry, I was missing.
04:01:45
You didn't hear what I was saying? I said, yeah, we'll go.
04:01:47
I don't know, you were totally just being gay and not being part.
04:01:50
No, I thought I was on the screen.
04:01:51
I don't know why I wasn't on the screen.
04:01:54
I said, yeah, we'll go out on that,
04:01:55
but I gotta show this first because I missed it.
04:01:56
Kristen Stewart will make new Twilight movie under one condition
04:02:00
that she finds somebody else to cut her fucking hair.
04:02:05
Though it is because real thing.
04:02:09
It's definitely a joke.
04:02:11
Not a good joke, apparently, but it was my best attempt
04:02:14
to make it.
04:02:14
Clearly not my best attempt.
04:02:16
Well, it's okay, you tried
04:02:20
today.
04:02:21
Look at me, I never try, I either do or I do not.
04:02:26
To do or not to do.
04:02:28
So next week, apparently is going to be comment,
04:02:33
right? Yeah.
04:02:33
How dumb.
04:02:34
And then like comment and subscribe.
04:02:36
We're going to comment on photosynthesis.
04:02:39
And this is how you wrap up a show, carry
04:02:41
a little bit of clothing, all kinds of stuff.
04:02:44
And then yeah, well, it's a commentary show.
04:02:46
So I hope we comment on some things. No.
04:02:50
And then maybe we'll talk about and go,
04:02:54
Well, that's we're going to write a show that does that.
04:02:57
Then after comments
04:02:59
and then after subscribe, then the next topic will be sophistic.
04:03:03
Ocracy. I didn't say that quite right.
04:03:06
Whatever that is. Yeah.
04:03:07
Sophisticated or sophisticated?
04:03:09
Ocracy I can't help but put a clock in the middle of it.
04:03:13
Well, yeah, maybe that sounds like a personal problem.
04:03:17
A it's just what I do.
04:03:19
If there's something there that doesn't have a cock in the middle of it,
04:03:22
I want to put a cock in the middle of it right.
04:03:27
My. Watch me play alone and play playing all alone.
04:03:29
You could have just been watching me the whole time.
04:03:31
Of course. So fist.
04:03:34
So fist my cock.
04:03:36
Racine.
04:03:37
I don't even know.
04:03:37
Those are all right. So how come you don't skin your need?
04:03:40
You have. You have squib off squibs?
04:03:42
Yeah, totally. I don't know. I've seen these kids.
04:03:44
Yeah, I turn that off,
04:03:46
I turn off. Nice getting.
04:03:48
Well, I know in the video games you can turn off blood and shit.
04:03:51
So maybe you turned off injuries.
04:03:53
That's like back in the day. Mean.
04:03:54
Oh, I guess they still do that these days. What's another one?
04:03:56
Flight simulator.
04:03:58
You can turn off stress breakage of your turn off nine, 11 or what?
04:04:02
You cannot turn off 911.
04:04:04
I think they already turn it off.
04:04:06
They turn it on.
04:04:09
Building seven.
04:04:09
Come on,
04:04:11
pull it.
04:04:11
No, they didn't pull it.
04:04:14
You're so you.
04:04:15
So ridiculous.
04:04:17
Why would they single witness?
04:04:19
Not a single book.
04:04:20
That's not a single. It's a word.
04:04:22
Let's broaden our minds, Lawrence.
04:04:26
Well, if you guys want to after the Brady Draw
04:04:36
show, we're going to have a draw video game show.
04:04:40
Why you have to pick a stupid pinball show.
04:04:41
I want my stupid skateboarding.
04:04:43
That'd be great. Fucking awesome.
04:04:45
So Thursdays will be pinball Thursday night it's pinball night.
04:04:48
What field.
04:04:49
That's the only way we're going to get into the Robot Creator program.
04:04:51
They want us to do, like, 30 hours a fucking week.
04:04:54
I mean, 30 hours a month.
04:04:55
Right now we do 12 to 16.
04:04:59
It is funny because I would totally buy the full version of that battlefield
04:05:02
game in a heartbeat. Like, I it's not like I it's a problem.
04:05:04
It's just the free version gives me exactly what I kind of wanted.
04:05:08
Like, I don't need any more.
04:05:09
I got I've got other games I can play this just in.
04:05:12
Whoever makes battlefield is just discontinued. The.
04:05:17
Well, a lot of them have the free version games.
04:05:18
They try to repeat this.
04:05:20
That's what this is.
04:05:21
This is kind of a repetition of the Fortnite style, where this game is
04:05:24
free and it's, you know, build as you go
04:05:27
free, earn stuff, or you can pay for it.
04:05:30
Yeah. Or you can pay.
04:05:32
But so
04:05:33
as long as there's something for you to do and not have to compete with the people
04:05:36
that are pay to play though, because that's. Yeah, I don't care.
04:05:38
This is all I do with the game anyway.
04:05:39
Like literally what you're saying is like, I find a spot like this
04:05:41
and I just try to do like flip tricks and like, fuck up or try
04:05:45
not to fuck up or do just crazy, but feel like that.
04:05:48
All right.
04:05:48
So there's two reasons to play video games.
04:05:50
Either a child wants to be an adult or an adult
04:05:53
wants to do something they cannot do in real life.
04:05:54
Are you saying you can't do this in real life?
04:05:57
Correct? Yeah. This.
04:05:58
If I were you, were you ever a skater?
04:06:02
No, but I was a snowboarder, all right?
04:06:05
I still am.
04:06:06
Technically, the only thing I know that is skateboarding was for surfing,
04:06:10
not in the water.
04:06:11
I don't think it was for snowboarding, but I swear it is similar.
04:06:16
Yeah, yeah,
04:06:17
I was a skier when we used to be like those motherfuckers.
04:06:20
We call that. We call that gay.
04:06:22
No, no, snowboards didn't exist.
04:06:23
So I either didn't ski good or skied.
04:06:27
But I remember when we used to go there, the snowboarders
04:06:29
were these young little fuckers that were like, oh la la la la.
04:06:32
And then like, as the 20 years went on, I became the old fucker,
04:06:35
you know what I mean? We were the minority. Then.
04:06:37
There was very few people that skied on conventional sticks
04:06:40
instead of the one board I have never snowboarded.
04:06:43
I tried once,
04:06:46
and I'm sure that I could have if I kept going.
04:06:49
But why would I want to learn another thing? And plus it just
04:06:53
I don't want to do tricks, I want to go fast.
04:06:55
And that's not what snowboarding was.
04:06:57
Although somebody said, you, you can go faster on one ski.
04:06:59
But I argue that now your weight distribution,
04:07:03
you're going to push more into the into the snow with one
04:07:06
than you are with two.
04:07:09
You can go for one.
04:07:10
So that's fine.
04:07:11
You can, but you cannot go as fast as on skis.
04:07:13
No way. Otherwise they would have downhill
04:07:15
snowboard racing and not downhill skis racing.
04:07:17
They don't have downhill skiing. They got no more.
04:07:20
They don't have any racing.
04:07:21
It's all fucking tricks. And there you go.
04:07:23
Snowboard racing you fucktard.
04:07:25
Not like real.
04:07:28
No they got fake snowboard racing.
04:07:30
Do they have snowboard slalom.
04:07:31
No they should, but they don't watch slalom.
04:07:35
They, they're like moguls.
04:07:38
You know that'd be cool to stay on there.
04:07:40
I used to do moguls on my snowboard.
04:07:42
It was kind of fun because it's it's tricky associating snowboard.
04:07:45
You have to constantly.
04:07:46
Well bet it is back and forth really, really, really fast.
04:07:49
And it takes that kind of add.
04:07:50
Like
04:07:51
do they have breakaway bindings or are you going to be able to absorb the bumps?
04:07:54
You got to be able to just absorb the there's the snowboard have bindings.
04:07:57
Are you just standing on it. Are you locked into it. No.
04:08:00
But make fun of me I never all right so I do they breakaway though
04:08:03
two or if you fall do you die and your legs get wrecked?
04:08:06
It all depends.
04:08:07
So you can you either have breakaway bindings or you don't.
04:08:11
I've got step ins now, and the step
04:08:13
ins nowadays are like so much better.
04:08:16
My buddy back in the day had step ins and we had step in ski boots.
04:08:20
But I'm saying like if I were to trip and get tangled with my skis, they would
04:08:24
they would break off my boots.
04:08:26
Yeah.
04:08:26
If you had to step in it, it could break off.
04:08:29
If you don't, you're strapped in completely.
04:08:31
So yeah, fuck that dude.
04:08:32
That sounds like that's the only thing that kind of sucks.
04:08:34
Yeah.
04:08:34
Like, because especially if you fall, like,
04:08:35
I don't know how falling on skis are,
04:08:37
but I assume you still have two legs and it feels more regular, I would think.
04:08:41
Like you have a
04:08:41
even though you're slipping and sliding, you at least have a more right.
04:08:44
You want the skis off, you want the skis off faster than you ever want.
04:08:48
When you're falling on a snowboard,
04:08:49
you're like locked into this gimmick that has you postured like, right.
04:08:52
No, no.
04:08:54
So you you are you use it then as you're on the ground, thought
04:08:56
if you fuck, you fuck up.
04:08:58
The problem is if you fuck up and you catch your front edge,
04:09:00
you're going face first into the snow, especially if you're going too fast.
04:09:03
So it's like,
04:09:05
yeah, there's a lot
04:09:06
of I feel like skis you can control fall, maybe better, but maybe not.
04:09:09
I don't know,
04:09:11
but depends on how fast you're going.
04:09:13
Obviously.
04:09:14
Yeah, I guess so.
04:09:16
As long as you have your edge I mean, the edges are the same.
04:09:18
It's very similar sport.
04:09:20
It's just a big, fat, wide ski, right?
04:09:22
Yeah.
04:09:22
It's just versus to
04:09:24
one big fat ski versus two.
04:09:26
And I would assume that from starting from scratch,
04:09:28
if you've ever skater snowboarding, snowboarding is probably easier to learn
04:09:31
because you're only steering one thing
04:09:33
and you don't have to worry about them fighting each other.
04:09:34
And you don't have really, I don't know you don't know that because skis
04:09:37
are you stand normally.
04:09:38
So it's like you can just stand and go down the thing.
04:09:40
You can't stand sideways sometimes and have that balance of left right.
04:09:44
You need better balance probably.
04:09:45
But I just when you first start to ski, do you remember when you did
04:09:48
your roller skates fry pizza French fry pizza.
04:09:52
As long as you're going just crepe it won't do that.
04:09:55
But yeah Islam Islam crepe and pizza.
04:09:59
So what I heard I just, I remember when I was little the first time
04:10:02
I skied it, my, the skis always want to go a part.
04:10:07
And it takes a little bit of learning and a little bit of strength
04:10:09
to keep them going the same direction.
04:10:11
If they're not going the same direction, you're not the same direction.
04:10:13
Sounds like you're saying it's not that you were not that easy.
04:10:18
No, I was little.
04:10:19
I was way too little to be skiing, if you ask me.
04:10:21
Whatever, I can make fun a little kid, Brady, if I want to.
04:10:24
He's not here right now.
04:10:26
Well, Future Brady is going to kick your ass.
04:10:27
Or at least try to, right? Well, that's fine.
04:10:31
See, my problem was, is my
04:10:33
my sister is significantly my only, sibling is significantly older than me.
04:10:37
So she forced me or encouraged me to do things earlier.
04:10:41
Oh, no.
04:10:42
You know, like skiing, riding roller coasters and shit.
04:10:45
No, no, no. Not that. Oh,
04:10:48
but it been anywhere as spot.
04:10:51
All you need is your skater.
04:10:53
The attention.
04:10:55
What the fuck?
04:10:55
Why is it talking to you?
04:10:57
I don't know, because it gets annoying.
04:10:59
I don't want to go on some quest when I'm fucking skateboarding.
04:11:02
That's why I just tool around and occasionally do stuff like this. But
04:11:07
open the toolbox and yeah, I get it. Oh.
04:11:09
So like, oh, there's this new the new video games.
04:11:11
When I say new, the last 15 years are all this open environment
04:11:14
where you can walk anywhere and do anything without hitting a wall,
04:11:17
that's called outside. You can just go do that.
04:11:19
You can.
04:11:20
You can travel the whole world unless it's flat and you finally fall off.
04:11:23
But at a certain point, every game became Grand Theft Auto.
04:11:27
But I don't I don't like that.
04:11:28
That's literally life.
04:11:29
I want to follow some maze and some path a little bit, some storyline, but it just,
04:11:33
it just all the getting there kind of the same now because every game like,
04:11:37
yeah, they're everywhere, you can't get in a car.
04:11:38
But like there's a lot of games like this,
04:11:40
like I can get in the car, I can do this, I can do that.
04:11:42
And it's like, well, I can do that and Grand Theft Auto. So you can do that.
04:11:45
Real secret theft auto.
04:11:46
Why don't you just go outside and have real life?
04:11:48
Because I can't kill people in real life.
04:11:50
I can't run people over you alive.
04:11:51
So that's you actually can.
04:11:53
You can.
04:11:53
There's just only harsher consequences.
04:11:56
I don't want you can't. Okay, I could
04:12:00
I, I feel I could I mean, there's a lot of reasons why I could,
04:12:03
but might I ask, is it Halloween or is there just a pumpkin there.
04:12:07
No, that's from Halloween. I didn't even understand
04:12:10
what the objective was here, so I just kind of zoned out.
04:12:13
Well, you got to smash the pumpkin. Wants you to put it.
04:12:14
Wants me to put three objects. So it's like,
04:12:18
yeah, again, that's already too much for me at my age.
04:12:21
I don't want it right.
04:12:21
This is getting to the I don't like the build your own shit.
04:12:24
But like this. It has a couple, like, quick objects
04:12:27
you can throw out there, which isn't right.
04:12:29
But then you got to skate on them
04:12:33
right?
04:12:34
I mean, you can that's the whole point.
04:12:36
You can, like throw some shit out there randomly in this open world.
04:12:39
Grand theft. All right.
04:12:40
I like really good stuff. But.
04:12:42
So now you're like, in areas where you need an extra boost
04:12:46
or you want to, like, do something crazier with a jump.
04:12:50
You can do that.
04:12:52
You know what I mean?
04:12:56
Yeah, yeah.
04:12:56
Threw stuff out there trying to push you out of the.
04:13:02
And love it.
04:13:04
I love you like they like like you.
04:13:09
Walking in
04:13:11
vibrance.
04:13:11
Love and shit.
04:13:14
I can't fucking grind this.
04:13:18
You're ripping it up.
04:13:20
Save some for the rest of us.
04:13:23
Yeah. Here's all I fucking up in.
04:13:25
The fucking commentator's losing his mind.
04:13:27
You're ripping it up.
04:13:29
Oh, you were aiming for the back of the bench, so that's not really what
04:13:33
I didn't give myself.
04:13:33
Enough run up time.
04:13:34
Like to even like the angle. This right.
04:13:39
Yeah, that was the problem.
04:13:41
Well, obviously, because I just did a backflip fucking right on a video game.
04:13:46
Right? Yep. Oh, yeah. Look at me.
04:13:49
You're fucking awesome when you see me do that backflip.
04:13:51
Fucking I, I pushed a and be better than you could.
04:13:55
No he just to flip the sticks.
04:13:56
You gotta like do the sticks appropriately.
04:13:57
Okay. I flip better than I flip my stick.
04:14:00
Better than you can.
04:14:01
That sounds better. That's why I love the skates.
04:14:03
Because you can. Like, it's the stick trick. Let's use the sticks.
04:14:06
Before I was Tony Hawk, which is like button combinations.
04:14:09
Clippy, Xbox, Corsair, square x square x circle.
04:14:13
Circle. Triangle.
04:14:14
Like this is you don't forget half moon.
04:14:18
Yeah, right.
04:14:21
Yeah. Tekken. Did you.
04:14:22
You were too young for Tekken. You. That was out.
04:14:24
Oh, I was not too young for Tekken.
04:14:26
You forgot that was 12.
04:14:28
That was out before you were.
04:14:30
No, it wasn't that. Oh before I was it was.
04:14:32
Yeah. You probably didn't even play till Tekken three.
04:14:34
You don't even know what you're talking about. I'm going to prove it to you.
04:14:38
Tekken came out in 1990.
04:14:40
When were you born?
04:14:43
Exactly.
04:14:46
Before 1990.
04:14:47
Right. But. So when? I don't mean before. You were a sperm.
04:14:50
I meant before you were involved in video game.
04:14:52
It was before your time.
04:14:54
From I learned from you
04:14:55
that you don't get to count unless you experienced something.
04:14:58
You're.
04:14:58
Today, your opinion does not matter unless you lived it.
04:15:02
I had a tilt
04:15:04
a walk away from.
04:15:06
I don't know what a tilt is at. A tilt is what tilt is.
04:15:08
What happens to a pinball machine.
04:15:10
The arcade tilt.
04:15:11
Yeah, I know what tilt. You know.
04:15:13
Are you so far?
04:15:14
Fucking. Yeah.
04:15:15
If your fucking arcade gave out tickets.
04:15:17
You are too young for what I'm talking about.
04:15:20
The game tilt gave out tickets.
04:15:23
They had all kinds of shit.
04:15:24
What do you mean, tickets? You said tickets.
04:15:26
Tilt had tickets,
04:15:28
right?
04:15:28
And the tokens and the tokens.
04:15:31
But then you won tickets,
04:15:33
like through skee ball and shit and then try to collect.
04:15:35
They had fucking all kinds of arcade stuff.
04:15:37
If you played the dumb little games in.
04:15:39
Yeah, if you played the stupid ticket games,
04:15:40
you play the stupid ticket games, just go buy that shit out, right?
04:15:43
It's cheaper. Correct?
04:15:45
That's not those didn't exist when I hung out of the arcade.
04:15:48
You know who you know and hung out at the arcade.
04:15:50
You know who hung out and was at the arcade?
04:15:52
Pedophiles and alcoholics.
04:15:55
And the guy.
04:15:55
Yeah, that was my arcade next to the hogs.
04:15:58
I haven't set my bag next to or connected to the pool hall.
04:16:02
I wasn't allowed to go there,
04:16:03
which is why I went there.
04:16:07
There's a whole reason that explains everything.
04:16:10
You want to make sure your kids do shit,
04:16:12
tell them not to shit,
04:16:15
do shit. Kids do shit.
04:16:16
Yeah, it's a natural cleaning organ.
04:16:18
You shouldn't do shit.
04:16:23
God damn it.
04:16:24
I want to ride this whole twisty
04:16:26
turny thing that was being gay, so I just wanted to jump on it.
04:16:29
This is fascinating.
04:16:30
I'm gonna go get some more food.
04:16:32
Unless you want to close the show.
04:16:35
I mean, the show.
04:16:36
The show closed, but it hasn't ended.
04:16:37
The show closes itself.
04:16:40
It doesn't though.
04:16:41
I've tried that.
04:16:45
It does not end on its own fruition.
04:16:49
Or marking me, aren't you?
04:16:50
And I'm out of boundary.
04:16:53
See? What do you mean, out of boundary?
04:16:55
I don't know, there's a boundary.
04:16:56
And they don't want you to think a border out.
04:16:59
There's a boundary. They don't want to go out of it.
04:17:00
They're going to shoot you if you cross it.
04:17:03
Oh, like ice.
04:17:05
Only if you try to run them over the wall.
04:17:07
You try to murder them with your car. Will they shoot you?
04:17:10
Or if you're blocking them from taking people that are here illegally?
04:17:15
It's a very divisive subject, which is ridiculous.
04:17:19
Yeah, breaking the law pretty.
04:17:20
Seems pretty cut and dry. No, they repeat over and over again.
04:17:22
They're not breaking the law.
04:17:23
These ones didn't break the law.
04:17:25
They're just here illegally.
04:17:27
Oh, they literally say that.
04:17:29
They say exactly that.
04:17:30
And then you're supposed to have a rational conversation from that point forward.
04:17:35
They didn't do they didn't break the law.
04:17:36
They're not criminals.
04:17:37
They're just here illegally.
04:17:38
They're just here illegally.
04:17:42
And then they'll even say,
04:17:43
you know what the punishment of that is?
04:17:46
It's a misdemeanor of like a few hundred dollars and up to 60 days in jail.
04:17:51
Right. So we're on the same page.
04:17:53
They're here illegally.
04:17:54
They're criminals, but they're only here illegally.
04:17:57
Well, now you just change the entire argument
04:17:59
because a second ago they weren't.
04:18:01
And now they are here, but they're only here illegally.
04:18:04
Let's roll.
04:18:05
How about this?
04:18:06
There's a lot of humans
04:18:07
that feel bad for other humans, and they don't know how to deal with it.
04:18:10
Can we start by admitting that?
04:18:12
And I feel sorry for you.
04:18:13
I literally have the same empathy you have for them.
04:18:16
I have that same empathy for you.
04:18:18
I feel sorry that you can't deal with it,
04:18:21
but if we wouldn't have let it go so long,
04:18:22
it wouldn't be so difficult to deal with.
04:18:24
From a parent's point of view,
04:18:25
you either stop your two year old from having a tantrum,
04:18:28
or you have an adult that you have to like have committed
04:18:32
or arrested because they never learned disappointment.
04:18:35
Now you have now magnify that by everyone out there
04:18:40
trying to organize that lady that got shot.
04:18:43
She was also a
04:18:45
I don't know, she's a paid agitator,
04:18:46
but she sent her children to a school that actually
04:18:50
right now.
04:18:51
So social justice school,
04:18:55
she was definitely following.
04:18:58
So they if you read it well next next week
04:19:00
Justice League what does that even next week we will go after it.
04:19:04
We'll we'll go after
04:19:05
we will go over the syllabus of the schools that she sent her children to.
04:19:10
And you will be like, what the fuck?
04:19:11
It's a charter school that literally is like,
04:19:14
how to be a victim, how to hope
04:19:17
the world is equal and, you know, rainbows and all that sort of stuff.
04:19:21
Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows, everything.
04:19:23
Yeah.
04:19:23
Which, you know what I don't agree with, I mean,
04:19:25
I don't disagree with that would be great if we lived in a utopia like that,
04:19:28
but we don't, sunshine.
04:19:31
Therefore, we have to establish different societal rules.
04:19:37
And as far as I
04:19:38
know, stopping any type of federal agent
04:19:42
from performing their duties is a felony,
04:19:45
not just a misdemeanor.
04:19:49
And watching that video, did that guy have to shoot that woman?
04:19:52
Probably not.
04:19:53
But it doesn't matter. He's going to be exonerated.
04:19:55
He had, you never know. You know.
04:19:59
Well. Right.
04:19:59
I mean, they could they could be the first time in recent history where
04:20:04
somebody tried to run over an Ice officer with a car, so, yeah, that one.
04:20:08
Did you know that he was run over last year?
04:20:11
Which is why they. Yeah, the same guy.
04:20:14
Oh, no.
04:20:14
So which is why they think he may have, like,
04:20:17
you know, I'm not getting run over again.
04:20:19
He was like, put on leave. He broke.
04:20:21
I don't know if he broke his back, but he was something. He got injured
04:20:25
by getting hit by another protester.
04:20:29
Now as somebody who has protested, there's a difference between agitating,
04:20:32
blocking and protesting.
04:20:35
And you
04:20:37
I have protested
04:20:39
severely, like for three years on something.
04:20:42
I almost lost my family because of it.
04:20:44
I would do it again because the business left.
04:20:48
But yeah, it's not my greatest time.
04:20:50
And yeah, it's a little bit, you know,
04:20:53
anti respectful.
04:20:55
My neighbor, I lost a couple neighbors because of it.
04:20:58
They're still here but we don't talk anymore.
04:21:01
Which is why I tried to warn you about simple things with the water.
04:21:05
The smallest little thing with your neighbor.
04:21:06
You could have had drinks and smoke with them forever. And then.
04:21:09
Oh, I don't want to talk or hang out with my neighbors.
04:21:11
I'd like them to not to ever look at me. Right.
04:21:14
But you can't. Agreed. But especially your close neighbors.
04:21:17
But you can't be so standoffish that they hate you.
04:21:19
Because that one on the.
04:21:20
Hey, man, just don't don't ever bother me or need anything or want to talk to me.
04:21:24
Correct? Yeah. Me too.
04:21:25
Exactly that. We had a I had a lesbian neighbor.
04:21:27
Believe it or not, she's the best neighbor I've ever had in my life.
04:21:30
Because she made it her own business.
04:21:32
And then she sold the house to her ex-husband.
04:21:35
And now he lives. He minding his own business.
04:21:37
No, no, no, he doesn't mind.
04:21:38
Well, he mind, yeah, he does mind his own business now.
04:21:40
But he didn't at first. He wasn't friendly.
04:21:42
He was the fucking asshole.
04:21:43
That was like, you got to stop doing that shit.
04:21:46
I don't care what's going on there.
04:21:47
But now you're bothering me and I'm like, well, but
04:21:50
I have every right to be out here because, you know, the Constitution.
04:21:53
Just because I bother you. Sorry.
04:21:56
What I'm protesting is bothering me.
04:21:58
So we got a problem.
04:22:00
But most of the people in the neighborhood,
04:22:01
you get to bother everyone else for a completely different reason.
04:22:05
Because you're being bothered by.
04:22:07
No, that's other people.
04:22:09
Because somebody else is bothering me.
04:22:11
I like the way you say get to.
04:22:12
No, no,
04:22:12
I settled for the hardship of doing that, even though I knew
04:22:16
that it was going to suck.
04:22:17
And I made the decision anyway to go through that.
04:22:22
Yeah, no.
04:22:22
And I don't regret doing it, but I regret that it bothered my neighbors.
04:22:27
But ironically, though, then I actually got a ticket
04:22:31
for disturbing the peace, which is now the precedent
04:22:35
which I use to get the business to stop disturbing the peace.
04:22:37
So the strategy all along worked.
04:22:41
What was the business doing?
04:22:44
Refrigeration trucks.
04:22:46
Have you ever heard.
04:22:47
Have you ever seen a like what the.
04:22:49
Yeah. What? The compressor is running.
04:22:51
Yeah. So they run all the time. Food trucks?
04:22:53
Yeah. It's annoying.
04:22:55
Why had 20 of them within 20ft of my property of a 70 year neighborhood.
04:22:59
They decided to move mixed property because the different cities
04:23:02
across the way and they have mixed,
04:23:04
which means they can get variances for certain businesses.
04:23:06
They somehow got a variance and didn't think that we were going to complain.
04:23:09
I tried to organize the neighborhood.
04:23:11
A couple people want to get involved.
04:23:12
When it started to get rough, the police of the other town started
04:23:15
literally roughing me up and like mafia pushing me.
04:23:19
You don't want to do this. It's going to get bad for you.
04:23:20
And I was like, I don't give a fuck.
04:23:22
I got nothing to lose you up in mafia pushing you.
04:23:24
They physically touched you fucking way they did on my on video.
04:23:27
I'd love to show it one day, but I'm not allowed to
04:23:31
my that.
04:23:33
It's been it's in the past, so it isn't.
04:23:37
It's never been released.
04:23:38
And I've told them many times that if any should ever happens to me,
04:23:42
everything's getting released.
04:23:43
Because I have more than that.
04:23:45
There's nothing's going to become of it.
04:23:46
It'll be okay.
04:23:48
You're right.
04:23:48
Nothing's going to come back because I'm never going to show it.
04:23:53
But yeah.
04:23:53
No, he literally he was like, all right, that's it.
04:23:55
Because you got tired of it. What are you talking about then?
04:23:57
You're right. I'm talking way too much about it.
04:24:00
Yeah. No, I want you're talking right now.
04:24:01
You want everyone to see it and we'll never see it.
04:24:03
It's.
04:24:04
I do want people to see it, but they won't ever see it.
04:24:07
Exactly right.
04:24:07
You take advice from the kid over.
04:24:11
No. Ever.
04:24:13
That's. So this might be a problem with me.
04:24:15
I don't I don't trust people younger than me.
04:24:18
I don't take advice from them because they're all stupid idiots.
04:24:21
No offense, the kid. Is it?
04:24:22
You'll get there.
04:24:24
Oh, no, it's Gary.
04:24:26
That's a big difference.
04:24:28
Gary's younger than me too, so I can't take advice from him.
04:24:32
Allegedly.
04:24:32
I don't know how we're all 39 and fake.
04:24:34
I guess
04:24:36
cartoons will.
04:24:38
Oh, this is all scripted.
04:24:39
Showing you guys are fake and gay.
04:24:41
I like how whoever. Yes, I have a problem with that.
04:24:43
The rope.
04:24:43
It's a wrote the storylines and have you do something more drastic
04:24:47
with the police in this video?
04:24:48
But that's okay if it's a scripted show.
04:24:51
I mean, because it's a scripted show though, then doesn't
04:24:53
that mean we have more responsibility for the lines we wrote,
04:24:56
like we still wrote it?
04:24:57
So we still are responding? Yeah.
04:24:59
But there was like, okay, who do you have a responsibility of?
04:25:01
You wrote the scream movie to like, oh my God, people are dying.
04:25:05
Like, oh no, I would say I randomly wrote a thought and it happened
04:25:08
to be exactly like the scream movie, and you can't hold me to that.
04:25:11
Likenesses and stuff are accidental, blah blah blah.
04:25:13
Like we say in the.
04:25:15
So I think it should be a written unscripted show.
04:25:19
We're covered better that way because that's an impossibility.
04:25:22
They can never
04:25:24
I writes the show.
04:25:25
How about that?
04:25:27
Although we're getting closer to that.
04:25:29
Speaking of
04:25:31
that underlying festering,
04:25:35
festering fingering,
04:25:37
I know,
04:25:39
festering.
04:25:41
Let's go there.
04:25:41
And Gary, I think it says featuring eventually, but
04:25:44
right now it says surface star Chrissy festering featuring.
04:25:49
Let's figure it out eventually.
04:25:50
It's like, hold on. It does. We're almost there.
04:25:56
It does. It.
04:26:04
An apples, not a berry.
04:26:05
It's botanically a poem, but you're treating the word berry like holy writ.
04:26:08
Bananas are berries, therefore berries are bananas. Works both ways.
04:26:11
That's a logic pretzel, and you know it.
04:26:12
Wait, if cucumbers are peppers, which are a type of berry,
04:26:14
than the salad bar is basically a smoothie bar.
04:26:16
Finally, someone understands.
04:26:17
But pepper wasn't very the size of a bowling ball and a watermelon.
04:26:19
It's pronounced liqueur, not liquor.
04:26:21
You matters only in spelling. The word is French. Gary.
04:26:23
So the letters argue with each other anyway.
04:26:24
French borrowed it from Latin. Latin borrowed everything. You're all thieves.
04:26:27
Linguistically.
04:26:27
Meanwhile, cordial means friendly and also booze.
04:26:29
Language is a carnival,
04:26:30
which is why calling this a cream liquor is technically wrong.
04:26:31
It's premature, so you might know different word family.
04:26:33
You said underestimate why someone has to estimate first.
04:26:35
I said Miss Gage. Different concept entirely.
04:26:37
This gage still needs a gauge. Gary. A gauge is still an estimate.
04:26:40
But with hardware, you're just dressing the baby in a different day.
04:26:42
Baby diaper metaphor itself is flawed.
04:26:44
Estimation isn't a baby. It's an abstract process.
04:26:46
It's called a zipper merge, meaning every other car. I'm other.
04:26:49
You're the one. No, no, no, I'm the other.
04:26:50
Because I was already in motion. Precedence is possession.
04:26:53
Precedence isn't possession.
04:26:54
Possession is 9/10. Precedence is just being old.
04:26:56
Old doesn't make it right. A lot of religions are old. Still wrong.
04:26:59
See as above, so below. We're not talking about gods.
04:27:01
Obviously, the macaroni is a superior choice.
04:27:03
It's the cornerstone of comfort food. Cornerstone? It's glue with cheese.
04:27:06
Fried chicken is the only thing here employing actual chemistry. Chemistry.
04:27:09
This ham is technically a preserved meat,
04:27:10
meaning it survives longer than your argument.
04:27:11
You're all missing the lasagna.
04:27:12
It's layered like Reese's,
04:27:13
which none of you have had a stalemate yet,
04:27:15
because the king is diagonally next to the diagonal
04:27:20
term.
04:27:20
Gary and math terms are still English words using that doesn't even apply.
04:27:24
Everything applies it hard enough.
04:27:26
Snowboard kids one is the original, therefore it's the best.
04:27:28
You can't improve on perfection. Proven is the literal definition of a sequel.
04:27:31
Gary number two refines the physics.
04:27:32
It is better by design, physics,
04:27:34
cartoons on Planck's non-Newtonian experiments
04:27:36
determine what is the jank you're all missing
04:27:37
the point two has multipath tracks, therefore more freedom.
04:27:40
Therefore objectively superior.
04:27:54
The earth is flat.
04:27:55
It's cloudy in the dome.
04:27:58
So you feel like we live in a ghost. And.