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Oh. And.
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Then.
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If you're
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having trouble with your girlfriends. No.
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She's gagging. Puking from your cheesy toes.
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You wanna stick em in her face, but you scream for no gross.
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Here's what you gotta do.
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Pick up the foul smells.
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Always our girls.
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Anytime.
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Just ring one five. Eight.
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Six three. Ring street flat dress slap.
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Monday, 10 p.m. eastern time.
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Be smell like, say, 30ft.
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Smell like she gonna be.
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Smell like she comes in
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and they smell like sheet dirty feet.
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And they smell like shit.
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You got issues at the party scene?
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Your friends go vomit, clear the hotel room.
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Yes, I was in security out yesterday.
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Like a cool spot to take a proper time.
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I hear your antifungal crap.
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Scrub those rag feet while you do
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unleash the mop will run screaming rants about dirty feet.
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I say
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dirty B smell like she's dirty
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B I say dirty B
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and they smell like she oh 30ft
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and they smell like she. In.
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Your mom's bitching about your laundry pile.
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And you admit your feet reek like ass.
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Crack, sweat.
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She yells.
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Boy, your feet could knock them off a shithouse mile.
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It's way more than she deserves.
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Pick a man to pass for and take material.
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Anti-fungal spray.
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Don't drop God with your dick
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in those crusty socks.
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Die. One five.
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Eight. Six three Ranch Street.
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I'll happily be
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on your show.
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I'll bring my dirty B.
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Smell like a study D.
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Like she died to be like, hey, dirty feet.
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And they smell like sheet dirty feet.
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And they smell like shit.
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Told Cheez Whiz chunky in yellow
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corn chips is rancid and sour.
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Then I know it's mixed with ass and foul
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smell like shit.
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No shower street we call fungal leak.
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Bioweapon feet clear a church in a heartbeat.
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Smell like shit.
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Call a scream flag.
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My feet melted the copy.
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Bitch passed out cold.
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I yelled back, that's my bitch!
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What the dog? Do it!
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Embarrassing confessions.
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My day barfed in my truck from the stench
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are all chemical warfare.
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It takes a lot to
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smell like she died.
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Me 33 30ft still smell like she.
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You're disgusting bro, I don't see.
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30ft.
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So I've got a, oh, a share chair.
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But this week it's comment.
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And, last week was very successful.
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We had ten likes and one dislike.
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And I believe that's a tie on both for most ever.
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So now we want your comments.
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And I always say something controversial like,
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the reason I'm afraid of gingers more than werewolves
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is because we're wolves aren't real and gingers are freckled abominations.
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Comment.
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Now. The, Socratic method.
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I've mentioned it before.
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It's been taught in colleges for
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two and a half millennia.
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Well, it kind of reminds me it's.
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It's the way you ask questions and drill down
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to get the best possible answer
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and, and clarify to the point
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of, well, it's never ending.
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So kind of reminds me of what a little kid asks the follow up.
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Why, why, why so freaking annoying
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comment.
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We got some notes here.
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Now, Niels Bohr, Werner Heisenberg.
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Heisenberg came up with the Copenhagen interpretation.
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It's basically says that the, wave
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functions collapse when a.
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Probability of quantum events,
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coalesces into what actually happens
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instead of the, field of possibilities
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and all the other wave functions collapse and the
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the actuality
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is, persists.
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So Schrodinger's cat is a reductio
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ad absurdum comment.
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And even Dirac and and, Faraday
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couldn't explain quantum mechanics in a way that you would understand.
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Comment.
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It's it is more reasonable
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to say that the Mandela Effect is
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mass amnesia or just the, the,
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the way the human brain is terrible
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at building memories and
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and that's too bad because I believe we are a collection of memories and,
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and it is, the series of events that have taken place in our lives
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that define us, make us who we are.
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So, so reviewing,
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Copenhagen interpretation is gobbledygook.
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Schrodinger's cat, reductio, and,
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The Mandela Effect
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might just be bad memory
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coming
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now, I love,
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I might think
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there's something more going on with the Mandela Effect,
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but reason tells us I am wrong.
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So, here's another one.
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Determinism.
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Hey, Ryan, come with me already.
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Thank you. Ryan. Brother.
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Determinism.
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Just because
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everything that's going to play out in the universe has been predetermined
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does not mean we know about it, and we don't know what the conclusion will be.
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So the strong illusion of free will,
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our agency
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is, is quite real,
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because we don't know what the determination has.
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That's been this whole time.
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So it is as if we're
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acting autonomously.
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Coming.
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Now consciousness is a gradient.
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We exist on a on a spectrum, from,
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you know, this guy, you can tell he feels emotion.
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You can tell when he's happy and he's down.
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Everything from an amoeba.
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It's, self-aware enough not to eat itself,
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even though it could just, you know, the way
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it absorbs food is it just surrounds something.
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Well, it can move around and actually eat itself, but it knows not to.
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And that's
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that's an evolutionary thing.
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So evolution has gotten us to this point of consciousness.
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I don't even know if we're in the middle.
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I think we're still at the very, very left end of consciousness just above him,
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and he's just above the amoeba.
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And that, so it's a gradient, a spectrum.
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And, that's,
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it brings me to my next point, which is going to be,
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collaboration, working together, cooperation.
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And,
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I'm going to get to the the hive mentality shortly.
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Thanks, brother.
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Because
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we're, we're standing on the shoulders of giants, as Newton famous famously said.
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Now by passing
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on what we have learned to our offspring and,
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the next generation, the next generation, the restoration, we can build on
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what we've been working toward.
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What puts a roadblock in
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this is competition from capitalism.
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Corporate greed.
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Military progress.
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You don't want to share your military secrets with the enemy, who?
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You will be using them against you to kill your soldiers.
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So there are things impeding our
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our progress in these endeavors.
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Espionage.
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So, we use experimentation,
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investigation, exploration, and then we share the results.
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That's the idea.
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This should be shared.
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And it is in mathematics and physics.
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But, a great example is the medical field
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where you have to report to shareholders
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and a board of directors and make money
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and it's that corporate greed
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that gets in the way of actually curing diseases.
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And that's why I'm wearing a lab coat,
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because we are in
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dire need of a paradigm shift,
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and it'll be painful and it will be severely uncomfortable.
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But, I don't see going on like this.
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I don't think this is sustainable.
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We need to continue to collaborate, share, and,
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then comment and say,
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we're in competition
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with one another, and it's blocking our cooperation.
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I compare that to Antarctica.
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We've got like, three dozen countries, scientists from 3 to 3 dozen
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different countries,
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all working on various projects.
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Now, Antarctica is interesting to me for a lot of reasons.
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And,
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one of them conspiracy foil hat nonsense.
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And we'll get into that as well.
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So I guess what
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I wanted to move on to is the hundredth monkey theory.
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The hundredth monkey don't get hung up on the number.
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This is a proof,
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if you will, a, strong piece of evidence towards,
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Rupert Sheldrake.
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Morphic residence or panpsychism.
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Now, what?
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The 100th monkey theory
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discovered was
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when a a monkey sees a man fishing with the spear,
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and then the monkey tries fishing with the spirit, has any success.
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And all the other monkeys that see him do that, try it.
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And then then you've got dozens of monkeys
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fishing with spears and successfully
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catching their food.
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Next thing you know, monkeys on the next island over
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the can't see these monkeys aren't doing monkey see monkey do
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somehow figured out how to fish with spears.
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I would like to say there's
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another explanation for that because I'm not a believer in panpsychism.
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I don't think morphic resonance is a thing, but Rupert Sheldrake does.
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Here's why I group Rupert Sheldrake
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with, the likes of Graham Hancock.
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Graham Hancock is a notable pseudo scientist
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because he started with the conclusion and then cherry picked the evidence
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that led to that conclusion, ignoring all the rest.
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The way we decided the Pyramids and Giza were built
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was by
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deciding
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when it had to bend to fit the timeline
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and building the things around that we had written
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documents saying how they were built, including flying machines
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and levitation machines, but we chose to conveniently shove that aside
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and take the ramps and the rolling logs and the the slaves
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as our and push that forward as our narrative.
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So we're getting malarkey narratives talk to us.
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So now we're talking medicine, education, business.
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All the industries
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all hitting the
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same stupid roadblock that is preventing us
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from being truly cooperative as we should be.
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Now, I want to wait to hear all of the the foil hat nonsense.
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I want to hear all this gibberish.
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Give them enough rope to hang themselves.
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One of the interesting things I heard was,
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this reptilian overlord race is, somehow,
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feeding off of our misery.
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I don't know how to harvest bad feelings.
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I don't even understand that.
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In the movie The Matrix, they were using us as batteries.
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Here's the problem.
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We're a closed system.
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We don't produce energy.
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And that brings me to my next point.
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I promise I'll talk about photosynthesis this week.
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Here it is, Brady said.
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We produce energy out of thin air.
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That is literally true.
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What was meant by comment?
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What is meant by pulled out of thin air?
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Is it
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is is more of a magic show kind of a trick.
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What what they're doing is using the CO2 in the air
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and, peeling off that the carbon,
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atom and, releasing oxygen in the air.
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Now, the trees aren't terribly efficient
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at doing that, but algae have been around for a few billion extra years,
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so they're way more efficient that the oxygen that I'm breathing right now
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and that you're breathing right now is old oxygen.
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Yeah. Oh, no. I sucked it down pretty hard.
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The chloroplasts, which are the the green part of the trees that you see,
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it's a very long, complicated process,
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and we're not going to get into every single step of that.
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But I will tell you that in addition to the thin
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air and the photons, the photon is the key that
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all the energy, all the life forms on Earth,
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all of the energy on for all of the life forms on Earth, animals, and over time,
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all of the energy for all of the life forms on Earth comes from the sun.
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And those are the photons that hit the chloroplasts and all that.
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The green, the green bounces off.
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And that's why it appears green does, because that's the the of wavelengths we
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that that it reflects.
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And that's with what we see.
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So all the other colors of the,
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the light spectrum get absorbed and they knock off not just
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the, the CO2 but water.
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That's the most important part of this process.
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And that comes from the root system, not out of thin air.
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Thank you.
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Brady.
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Now, back to,
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whatever the hell I was talking about, I'm going to get to the hive mentality,
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but there's a clip in our, taking the text.
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Segment that says the animal was pure evil.
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A bear can't stand trial for mauling a person.
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There. They're not.
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They have agency, but they're not morally,
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Competent.
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So lemmings
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running off the cliff.
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That's not real.
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Stampeding is real.
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And we've done that to, starve out the Native Americans.
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We ran their food supply off cliffs.
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How about another, unpopular opinion of mine?
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Insurance is a pyramid style Ponzi scheme.
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Common?
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One more thing.
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Before we get to high mentality, I wanted a public service message.
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My producers are indispensable and do a lot of
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thankless tax tasks that keep the show going.
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I couldn't do it without them.
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Even. They're not even close.
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Also, there are a couple of dumbasses with some very outdated crazy
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notions, naive childish beliefs, and superstitious ridiculous ideas.
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But don't blame them.
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They're victims of dogmatic indoctrination.
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Today's MLK day.
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And and but the main point
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for this whole spiel that I've gone on is hive mentality.
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The ants and bees are incredible.
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What they do, each one of them.
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Not a lick of smarts to it, but they release pheromones that
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tell the others what to do,
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and they don't even know what they're telling each other to do.
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That's what the hive mentality is.
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Roll the clip.
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Brady.
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That is a death spiral.
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Those are ants.
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Other people call this an ant mill.
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Maybe because they also fear TikToks word filter.
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Whatever you call it, it is hundreds or thousands or even millions of ants
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going around and around in a circle until they finally just become exhausted.
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That is why they call it a death spiral, because it only ends one way.
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Have you ever seen this?
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Okay, you ask, so why are they doing it?
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And that is the creepy part.
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The part that haunts me.
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Ants, as you probably know, do not have thinking brains.
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They organize through pheromones one and will go out and find food or water
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or the location for the hive, and will leave
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a trail of chemicals of pheromones that the other ants will follow.
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In the system of pheromones, lets them operate in concert, lets them organize
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in a way as if they are a hive mind or consciousness.
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But occasionally an individual or a group will get off the path
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and will leave a pheromones trail that forms a loop.
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And so Samantha, start following that loop, and then others
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join in, going around and around and around.
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We once found an ant mill that was 1200 feet in circumference.
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It took the ants 2.5 hours to make it all the way around,
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all of them certain that they're on the right path.
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Because if they weren't, why would everyone be going this way?
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Because even if they had minds, they could think.
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Following the trail is the only logical decision.
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Because the system works.
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They know it does.
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Ants are a more successful species than we are.
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For every one human on Earth, there are 2.5 million ants.
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And so around and around they go.
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Not because it's right,
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not because it makes sense, but it's because what everyone else is doing.
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And even if these creatures could think the idea that they're just going around
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in circles purely because a single ant long ago went the wrong way
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would have to be unthinkable, to the point that they would probably argue
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with you all day, insisting that this makes perfect sense.
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And likewise, if I ask any people,
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do you think that humans sometimes get into patterns like this,
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they will say, oh, absolutely, this can happen to other people.
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If this was me, I would be the one that goes out and breaks the pattern.
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Today we're doing for
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yeah, we all think we're breaking the pattern.
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We are not. We are the circling ants.
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I'm just letting you know I'm I'm going to going to
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supermarket people.
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But I noticed that all
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the ants were not circling even there in that own hive.
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Oh, yeah.
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Did you notice there were some in the window the other way?
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No, no, no, that
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that was only what we could see.
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There's a you know, this those are the ones that got kicked out
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or whatever the excommunicated mean for whatever reason.
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He said, as we know, that was the key phrase there.
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Right.
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Oh, there's also like billions and billions, but trillions of ants out there.
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Yeah.
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And we were just looking at, I don't know if it's like
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like maybe a few hundred in that little circle.
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So, in a death spiral, it could be the system's way of culling the herd.
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So because you know, you can't have so many.
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If we build a hive and there's only so much room,
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we have to find a way to get rid of them.
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Would you volunteer to just die? No.
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But if I give you this purpose with my queen pheromones to go, go, go
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until you die.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, tell you that.
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I'm just glad they weren't rats.
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The rat race.
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Yeah.
00:27:52
I don't think we could show that.
00:27:55
I did talk about rats dying, but has anybody else had,
00:27:59
a, first of all, a song we get stuck in your head.
00:28:03
It's called an earworm, but it's stuck in your in your brain, not your ear.
00:28:08
And it's a song, not, a word.
00:28:12
Get to your. How did it get into your brain?
00:28:14
What?
00:28:14
So, so so it's a brain song, not an earworm, but it's been this.
00:28:19
Share this song for two weeks.
00:28:22
Ice. Yeah.
00:28:24
I can't get rid of it.
00:28:26
Where do you. This week?
00:28:28
Maybe I'll be.
00:28:30
Maybe we swapped out by,
00:28:33
Dirty Feet.
00:28:37
Probably.
00:28:37
Maybe that's our second AcDc one.
00:28:40
Thank you. Lick McNutt.
00:28:42
For the suggestion, we're actually getting viewer suggestions for parodies now.
00:28:46
No kidding in the comments.
00:28:50
Would you comment that too?
00:28:51
Yeah, yeah.
00:28:53
Comment.
00:28:53
So, I need a record number of confidence.
00:28:56
That's why I showed how you comment speak in the comments.
00:29:01
Oh, why do you predict how do you
00:29:04
Copenhagen does what what do you,
00:29:07
it's it's not Copenhagen like everybody says.
00:29:10
It's Copenhagen like everybody says. Yeah, yeah.
00:29:13
You see that?
00:29:13
I remember that aunt thing that you just showed us.
00:29:15
Yep. No, I'm go the other way, man.
00:29:21
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:22
The way I remember that Cadillac commercial.
00:29:25
Brady told me he would.
00:29:26
If everyone's if everyone's speaking English
00:29:29
and you're speaking a different language, you're the one that's not communicating.
00:29:33
I love it when it stands out.
00:29:35
The circling just makes.
00:29:37
No, it's irrelevant.
00:29:41
And circling is irrelevant either way.
00:29:43
You can say it how you want it.
00:29:47
I'm just
00:29:47
either way, unpopular opinions that you can comment on.
00:29:51
Like I'm still Amethyst.
00:29:56
You can keep $200 on.
00:29:58
Oh, okay.
00:29:59
So you mentioned in your monologue I did, Oh, how about that monologue?
00:30:05
Three pages about that monologue.
00:30:11
Three times this week.
00:30:12
Prepared material.
00:30:14
What is what is this one topic you.
00:30:18
I want this to succeed.
00:30:19
And then this I don't I, I want comments, I want I want people to comment.
00:30:26
So, that's why I wanted to bring up mysticism
00:30:29
because this fires people up.
00:30:32
I don't think
00:30:34
Jesus of Nazareth was a real
00:30:36
historical person. And,
00:30:40
modern scholarship does not agree with me,
00:30:43
but it is kind of turning that way.
00:30:47
And I don't think a real, living, breathing Jesus is necessary.
00:30:53
And I don't think Paul did either.
00:30:56
I don't think Paul thought Jesus was a real person.
00:30:58
Living, breathing person on earth isn't can you kill the you were right,
00:31:02
I was wrong.
00:31:03
I apologize because I wasn't that then from and why would I?
00:31:07
I was based on Tacitus and Tacitus
00:31:10
had an agenda.
00:31:13
Why would people everyone has an agenda.
00:31:16
The actual person, even you
00:31:19
right now, I know.
00:31:22
I'm not saying historical person.
00:31:24
His name may have not been Jesus.
00:31:27
Okay.
00:31:28
I'm confused.
00:31:29
What's the difference between a purpose and an agenda?
00:31:32
The, it's an agenda is a purpose somebody else doesn't like.
00:31:37
That's what I was looking at.
00:31:38
Okay, that's that's a nice conspiracy agenda.
00:31:41
Is, open an open purpose, like, you're you're exposing it
00:31:46
like you're not hiding it, I guess. Right? That would be the difference.
00:31:48
Maybe. Oh, there you go.
00:31:51
I took it out.
00:31:53
Took it out?
00:31:54
My purpose.
00:31:56
You washed a suite to get it started.
00:31:59
What scientists later called the 100 monkey.
00:32:01
Copenhagen.
00:32:02
Your mother saw her and quickly learned that washing food could remove dirt
00:32:05
and gradually, more and more macaque monkeys started doing the same here.
00:32:09
Oh, my God, it gets weird.
00:32:10
These monkeys were on a remote island, and when 100 of them learned to wash
00:32:14
their food, monkeys on other islands
00:32:16
are washing, making
00:32:17
physical contact with the first group also started washing their food.
00:32:20
Scientists believe that the 100 monkey effect happens
00:32:23
when a critical number of India.
00:32:24
We may have talked about the learned behavior.
00:32:26
It's spontaneously spread.
00:32:28
We're going to have talk to everything,
00:32:30
but it's just speculation and we only have anecdotal evidence for it.
00:32:34
Anecdotal evidence.
00:32:35
And how do you go to evidence for faith?
00:32:38
And we should discount it completely.
00:32:41
Well, I only have anecdotal evidence here that you're you're,
00:32:45
because causation is not always
00:32:48
what's that's what am I trying to help me out?
00:32:50
Sure, I guess so.
00:32:51
It's not always correlation.
00:32:53
Correlation. Right.
00:32:55
Representation ization.
00:32:57
Right. That that's important.
00:32:59
Yes. Yes. Yeah.
00:33:01
It is implicated.
00:33:03
Oh I've got someone put a stop to a trouble maker.
00:33:06
Right.
00:33:07
That little word celebrated.
00:33:11
I have to keep with the monkeys.
00:33:13
Is sick. You're sick.
00:33:14
Can we sing happy birthday to you?
00:33:16
All right, here we go.
00:33:17
Happy birthday to you.
00:33:21
Happy birthday to you.
00:33:24
Oh, girl. It's me.
00:33:26
Good year. Gary.
00:33:28
Sorry. Oh, yeah.
00:33:30
Thank you. You.
00:33:32
Would you like this funny song now that I sang to you,
00:33:37
yes I would, okay.
00:33:38
Because like this.
00:33:39
Happy birthday to you.
00:33:42
You live in the US.
00:33:44
You you learn from 24 minutes in and we're already.
00:33:49
Tell me.
00:33:51
All right.
00:33:52
Talking about religion, I thought you said tell me.
00:33:54
Tell me. Doesn't tell me something.
00:33:57
Happy birthday. Gary.
00:33:58
Rumble on the.
00:34:00
So it's funny because
00:34:01
yeah we used to count that and it's it's often just seconds in 24.
00:34:05
But it's actually like the longest I've ever seen.
00:34:09
Yeah.
00:34:10
There we go.
00:34:13
You know, speaking of birthdays.
00:34:16
Oh, have so many had a birthday recently?
00:34:19
Yeah, yeah.
00:34:21
Happy birthday. You ever. So we didn't have.
00:34:23
So you thought you were birthday with.
00:34:25
No. Not me obviously.
00:34:28
I can't fucking do anything anymore.
00:34:30
This is horseshit.
00:34:32
It's America. I don't even have a dark mode.
00:34:34
I can't click buttons.
00:34:35
Can you represent my video?
00:34:36
Because apparently I can't go.
00:34:39
Let me see if you're introduced into the fray here, sir.
00:34:46
Yeah.
00:34:47
Check this shit. There we go.
00:34:49
Happy birthday.
00:34:53
What's the dog doing?
00:34:55
Celebrating your fucking first birthday.
00:34:58
Oh. What? You.
00:34:58
Oh, this is no setting.
00:35:02
It's kind of pathetic, but.
00:35:03
Okay.
00:35:06
Is it special?
00:35:07
Dog cake?
00:35:08
Yeah.
00:35:09
I bet you made it regular.
00:35:11
See, when you say that, I get really confused.
00:35:13
Yeah.
00:35:14
Ruby. Ruby? Ruby.
00:35:16
Okay. Remove it. Now
00:35:18
stop. Scream.
00:35:19
At least I can do that.
00:35:21
Jesus Christ, pretty sure you can.
00:35:24
Can you hit a media asset?
00:35:27
No, I don't even know what that means.
00:35:29
But no, a media
00:35:32
can, you know, is this.
00:35:34
Can I get it, bro? So you drink one beer.
00:35:37
You're not enough.
00:35:38
Can you play one? You're pretty.
00:35:40
You're horseshit it world.
00:35:41
And step into the real world.
00:35:43
It's literally labeled media assets.
00:35:46
That's. You never know is that. Let's see. You
00:35:50
corporate death.
00:35:50
Sorry, I, I call things for what?
00:35:52
What they're labeled.
00:35:53
What they are. Words matter.
00:35:56
If you if I say like if I say out of thin air,
00:35:58
I literally mean created from hydrogen and oxygen.
00:36:02
Because air is kind of a generic term, kind of like a culinary term.
00:36:05
It's very equal to like vegetable or fruit.
00:36:08
Those really aren't scientific terms.
00:36:10
And you took me out of thin air,
00:36:12
general normie term and somehow debated science against it,
00:36:17
which is like like the way people say Copenhagen.
00:36:21
I like when the in the beginning you started, the whole thing
00:36:23
was kind of right,
00:36:25
which is, yeah, I
00:36:28
and I started berating you guys with a compliment.
00:36:32
We could even watch backwards.
00:36:33
I didn't even just say thin air.
00:36:34
I said the carbon out of the thin air.
00:36:37
You be us with your C rate rant.
00:36:40
Now I can I can end this debate with one thing.
00:36:43
If sunlight just goes into
00:36:46
nothingness.
00:36:48
Yeah, like if you were to remove
00:36:50
the the air, would anything ever grow?
00:36:54
No. All right. Yeah.
00:36:56
So when did when did you know like in that aspect of like okay that
00:37:00
that's for whatever you want to do.
00:37:01
But giant ball that is that is a debate.
00:37:04
You said what I said was incorrect, but without without growing
00:37:08
out of the thin air.
00:37:10
Now I would have to also argue or concede
00:37:14
it needs the sun.
00:37:15
But that wasn't to clarify that.
00:37:18
What by out of thin air?
00:37:20
Well, it's not exactly what's going on there
00:37:23
because it does need the water from out of the ground.
00:37:26
Right? That's right.
00:37:28
Yeah.
00:37:28
Was it the water
00:37:29
who can actually enjoy a magic show because it's a it's a huge series.
00:37:34
It's like 200 different chemical reactions.
00:37:37
I looked it up.
00:37:39
If a magician says I pulled a rabbit out of thin air,
00:37:43
you you know, there's more to it than what he said, right?
00:37:46
But. Right.
00:37:47
But I know this is what you get to.
00:37:49
This figurative example is perfect.
00:37:53
Yes, that's a lutely perfect.
00:37:55
So so my example of
00:37:59
plants are created at my point was, as most people think, they grow out of
00:38:02
particles from the ground, like the dirt is somehow reformed into the plant.
00:38:07
And I was trying to say that, no, it's pulled out of thin air.
00:38:10
Well, because it's actually the things that float in.
00:38:12
Then I was more interested in air comes from,
00:38:16
and I thought it was interesting that because I thought it was better,
00:38:20
the Amazon rainforest
00:38:21
was the lungs of the earth, like we were told in in middle school.
00:38:26
That's not the case.
00:38:27
It's how we get the algae.
00:38:30
A million years ago, did you say the Earth
00:38:34
there?
00:38:35
The Earth?
00:38:37
No, no, I'm just thinking the Earth is probably
00:38:40
more carbon dioxide based.
00:38:43
So we're the ones that we're literally.
00:38:45
We may have literally been put here by the plants to provide
00:38:48
carbon dioxide, but don't we turn oxygen into carbon dioxide?
00:38:51
We do.
00:38:54
We are slaves.
00:38:55
Just like there were no plants. There would be no.
00:38:57
Hey, everyone asks why we're here.
00:38:58
We're here to run around in a circle and breathe through the plants death spiral.
00:39:04
We love to see them,
00:39:06
so it's like they call it a death spiral.
00:39:09
And I guess they die. But,
00:39:11
I mean, I have a death random pattern.
00:39:14
What about the life they live while they were running around?
00:39:16
They probably race. Communicate.
00:39:18
Yeah, yeah.
00:39:19
It's not the destination.
00:39:20
It's the it's the journey.
00:39:23
Oh, you just set yourself on fire so you can warm up a little.
00:39:27
This is a heated blanket.
00:39:34
I'm plugged in.
00:39:36
You know, I think I've seen this before.
00:39:41
Is it really uncomfortable?
00:39:43
I'm going to save that for Rumble.
00:39:45
We can move on to this.
00:39:47
We live in a zoo.
00:39:51
You look like a monkey.
00:40:00
All right.
00:40:00
I don't have a lot to say for Rumble.
00:40:01
I have these for some reason. Well.
00:40:05
Let's try. I'm trying to find video.
00:40:06
It is interesting because, the dome of the Rock,
00:40:10
which, is a muslim holy marker, which actually was a Christian,
00:40:14
holy marker before that, but it, supposedly just a meteorite, but,
00:40:18
the Muslims there, holy, whatever the hell they call it,
00:40:21
they all they all circle around it.
00:40:23
So, yeah, the Holy of Holies.
00:40:25
And it was the impact.
00:40:28
It was an impact crater.
00:40:32
Yeah.
00:40:33
I can't find good video of them circling it,
00:40:36
but, I do have a,
00:40:38
Do you, like,
00:40:40
when you're done disc golf?
00:40:41
And I do have some, an air the shot pool with
00:40:46
the kid did that.
00:40:48
The kid did? Yeah.
00:40:48
It looked like me. Okay.
00:40:49
I'm sorry a kid did that.
00:40:52
Hi, guys.
00:40:53
I'm the kid.
00:40:54
Boom. The kid.
00:40:56
I've got gravel finger.
00:40:58
I can't believe that there were four shots in a row that were all aces.
00:41:02
Wait, that that kid was throwing a pulse?
00:41:04
I've got my, finger on the pulse, as they say.
00:41:07
Oh, boy. Interesting.
00:41:10
Pulse is a brain of disc.
00:41:11
Brady.
00:41:13
It is. Well, thank you.
00:41:15
I'll hit a nerd button in a second.
00:41:16
I know I was going to find it before you found it.
00:41:19
Oh, so this is a theme.
00:41:22
I've got a bunch of these. I just I'm going to. We're just schoolchildren. Video
00:41:26
videos of random kids
00:41:28
videos.
00:41:30
Comment if they're all the ace.
00:41:31
Come on now, I sure I owe you.
00:41:34
I owe you eight comments on it.
00:41:37
So you can do that.
00:41:39
We saw that one I yeah, I could throw a plastic frisbee.
00:41:43
I'm sure you both aced. Right.
00:41:45
I've had a time ago.
00:41:49
I had a bunch of aces.
00:41:53
I think they're kind of special.
00:41:55
You should only have four aces, otherwise you're cheating.
00:41:58
All right, I am.
00:42:00
I have two left, so I have to put your videos up.
00:42:02
Really? Can you put it up? Are you. Are you.
00:42:04
Can you get it? Can't do that. I can't get it off.
00:42:06
And it's not a video.
00:42:07
I posted my videos to the link. So this is.
00:42:10
Yeah, I got them on the list.
00:42:11
I just don't have an order or any plan whatsoever.
00:42:15
You talking about air?
00:42:16
So, just off this is.
00:42:19
Oh, fuck off. Oh, my
00:42:23
fucking oh, fuck off.
00:42:25
Is that thick air?
00:42:29
So how do you.
00:42:31
How would it.
00:42:35
Differ her comment go ahead, try to comment.
00:42:40
If your comment.
00:42:42
I can't see it.
00:42:44
Yeah. No you can't.
00:42:45
I didn't see anything.
00:42:49
Or best off.
00:42:51
What is it?
00:42:52
Say crisp air offer $0.05 because you can't offer a penny anymore.
00:42:57
Splicer.
00:42:57
Splicer Crispr from John Cena's last match.
00:43:01
See, we're not reading it properly.
00:43:02
It's coded.
00:43:04
So that's it's funny.
00:43:05
So I just great comment offer a penny, but you probably can't offer a penny
00:43:09
at offer $0.05. I was at the grocery store.
00:43:11
The grocery store said that they were going to round down,
00:43:15
transactions that were not a full $0.05, I think, to the nearest cent
00:43:22
and so I thought of a brilliant scheme of how potentially
00:43:27
the math would eventually work out to where you could
00:43:31
buy the fucking.
00:43:33
This is like an office space scam, right?
00:43:35
All the pennies that fall off
00:43:37
at the end of the day will make hundreds of thousands of dollars,
00:43:41
right?
00:43:43
We are not financial advisors.
00:43:44
We do not advise you do any criminal activity whatsoever.
00:43:47
Know you could not on this bag of there from John Cena.
00:43:50
Beacon. Yeah.
00:43:51
Speaking of criminal activity, let's go back to the bag of Johnson's last match.
00:43:54
The criminal.
00:43:54
Right.
00:43:55
The bag I got, I got a few problems with it. Okay?
00:43:57
If you're if you have a $1,708 bag of air, put that motherfucker in a glad bag.
00:44:03
Not a fucking great value. Target.
00:44:05
What is that, Walmart?
00:44:06
It even a Walmart? I don't think so.
00:44:09
It's a Walmart brand nine freezer bag, buddy.
00:44:12
Jeez,
00:44:14
I kind of care.
00:44:15
At my age. The package, when I.
00:44:16
When I pay a lot of money for something, I don't want it to come in.
00:44:20
I didn't even it. But
00:44:23
if. Yeah, if I'm paying a lot of money, that would.
00:44:26
I said I don't want it to come in.
00:44:28
It greatest.
00:44:29
Oh sorry.
00:44:30
So I couldn't get my iPhone to charge.
00:44:32
So that's the only way I can attack store.
00:44:34
And at the last second, literally today, when I think of most of my ideas,
00:44:38
I was in the shower.
00:44:39
I forgot to text it to you to tell you would never make it.
00:44:42
You have something in common.
00:44:44
You got to make a commercial for a comment,
00:44:46
something that makes your cum taste minty for the woman.
00:44:51
That might be hard to swing.
00:44:52
They they poopoo on you.
00:44:54
Might be hard to swallow. Come on, come on.
00:44:56
You got to say it right.
00:44:57
Come on, come on.
00:44:58
I tried to do for this, for the intros.
00:45:00
I tried to do like Marilyn Monroe because she's dead.
00:45:03
So usually that's like wide open in the iconic of her getting her the same.
00:45:07
Marilyn Monroe is wide open.
00:45:09
Yeah.
00:45:09
And this heavy blow in her picture comment and it's like she's nude.
00:45:13
It's like she's whipping her beaver out like Britney Spears did.
00:45:15
But but they're like, oh, this is sexually suggestive.
00:45:18
And so I started getting a fight with it
00:45:19
because I kept telling it, you know, if there's anything
00:45:21
sexually suggestive, it's because you're the one doing it.
00:45:24
I was like, make her have shorts underneath.
00:45:25
And they were like, oh, no, it's still sexually suggestive.
00:45:29
So I would have loved to, have some shit like that.
00:45:31
So I don't think I'd have to be creative.
00:45:34
I'd have to be very creative, which I like that.
00:45:36
That's my favorite part about it.
00:45:39
Sure, there could be some milk,
00:45:41
whipped cream.
00:45:44
You know,
00:45:45
so for, for,
00:45:56
What is that song
00:45:59
as our new. What happened to the old?
00:46:01
There's a bit of a delay where you like the old one better?
00:46:08
Yeah, I like the old one better.
00:46:09
Yeah, I've been partial to it.
00:46:10
Yeah, it might just be me in that one.
00:46:12
Being against change, though. I mean, you push it through. Go ahead.
00:46:14
If you want the new one, go ahead. That happens.
00:46:16
That happens.
00:46:18
I may complain about it every time, but that doesn't mean I'm serious about it.
00:46:21
Refresh I want to see if somebody bought the bag.
00:46:24
Yeah, right.
00:46:25
28 viewed in the last 24 hours.
00:46:31
So this is, this has been going around.
00:46:33
So I'm surprised it doesn't have more views
00:46:35
unless like people are already like okay I get it.
00:46:37
Either that or they just saw the post about it
00:46:39
because there's like just, you know, Instagram
00:46:43
pull my pulling my butt.
00:46:45
Pull it. Sorry.
00:46:46
Pull it, pull it I'm going to I'm I'm going to go fix it.
00:46:51
Yeah.
00:46:52
Yeah. Because I'd like my dark mode back.
00:46:54
It's obnoxious.
00:46:56
That shouldn't that shouldn't be my fault.
00:46:58
You're probably not signed in.
00:46:59
You're just not logged in. Are you logged in?
00:47:02
I mean, I never know.
00:47:03
I didn't take my name in
00:47:05
the new me already.
00:47:07
It knows.
00:47:08
It sounds like you're logged in.
00:47:10
I don't know, I didn't know there was a logging in.
00:47:14
Well, I'll be back.
00:47:16
Okay. Bye.
00:47:18
Yep. I'll be back to you.
00:47:20
Okay. Bye.
00:47:21
All right.
00:47:21
What's videos?
00:47:22
What videos next?
00:47:23
I we I looked at the kill clock for how many animals we kill.
00:47:25
And I just got hungry.
00:47:27
And I looked at the food pyramid.
00:47:29
I should be playing that.
00:47:30
Why isn't it on the screen?
00:47:32
Oh, is a weird thing.
00:47:33
The 2026 U.S animal kill clock
00:47:36
2,878,334,724.
00:47:42
Oh like chickens
00:47:44
throwing chickens into the helicopter.
00:47:46
Animals have been killed for food.
00:47:50
You try to attack in the middle of the night and you kill chickens.
00:47:54
You killed my chickens.
00:47:59
So this is in regards to him being so concerned about 200 chickens.
00:48:03
Yeah.
00:48:07
Per year
00:48:08
there are 8,000,000,127 632,113
00:48:13
chickens killed.
00:48:17
That means that
00:48:18
roughly one per person per year.
00:48:21
But, see, I think most of these are.
00:48:23
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's not worldwide.
00:48:25
My correction. This is just in the US.
00:48:27
What are there, like, 300,000, 300 million people in the US?
00:48:31
Yeah, three, 400 head only.
00:48:34
Some quick math here, but it looks like
00:48:37
we'd have to divide
00:48:38
that number there by unimaginably over 20 chickens.
00:48:42
A person
00:48:43
per day. We'll do the math.
00:48:46
We'll have to figure this year.
00:48:49
I'm, I'm hungry.
00:48:51
I mean, this just makes me hungry.
00:48:53
Yeah. I'm not a fan of the.
00:48:54
I'm not very selfish.
00:48:57
I do like shellfish.
00:48:59
I don't do sheep, I don't I don't think any more than 30
00:49:02
or 40 chickens in a year.
00:49:06
Counting all the pieces of chicken.
00:49:08
Because, like, I chicken. Yeah.
00:49:10
I mean,
00:49:13
I've done a whole package of breasts,
00:49:15
but that's like four chickens for the economy.
00:49:19
Back.
00:49:20
That's for for old chickens.
00:49:22
But I only use the breast.
00:49:25
Do they count eggs?
00:49:26
I hope not, that'd be kind of lame.
00:49:28
I use boneless, skinless thighs.
00:49:31
The other day I made some butter chicken.
00:49:34
It didn't turn out
00:49:35
like the authentic butter chicken, but it was still a pretty good dish. I.
00:49:39
I wouldn't call it butter chicken though.
00:49:41
I was trying for butter chicken.
00:49:42
I just feel I know that saying.
00:49:45
So your meal was super, super hot.
00:49:47
Super hot.
00:49:49
It was spicy, but butter chicken.
00:49:52
Oh, God.
00:49:54
Yeah, the butter face.
00:49:55
Right now I'm dehydrating bacon and making, bacon jerky.
00:50:01
Right now in the oven.
00:50:02
It's at 200 degrees for for our.
00:50:05
Is it going to end up being sweet or savory?
00:50:08
Savory because I didn't. Good.
00:50:10
Spice it up.
00:50:11
But anyway, I just threw bacon in the oven.
00:50:14
I, I love you for the job.
00:50:17
Oh, fame.
00:50:18
When people put, like, chocolate or fucking even, what's that bell?
00:50:22
Brown sugar, like brown sugar.
00:50:25
There was brown sugar in the recipe that I called up, but
00:50:28
I just followed the oven directions and threw it in naked.
00:50:31
What's this to make?
00:50:34
What is this guy going to make?
00:50:36
I don't know, it's your video. Oh, okay.
00:50:38
This guy not as cool as my other cool chef, but, he flips off.
00:50:43
Is open a lot.
00:50:46
That's off.
00:50:47
Like, turns it off.
00:50:49
No. Flips this on the flip side.
00:50:51
He asked me, oh, for your ugly ass family, I got this pot roast.
00:50:54
I smoke a quick doobie, chunk it up.
00:50:56
We're going to have to spin on that.
00:50:58
Wait, what did he say?
00:50:59
Fuck smoking doobie.
00:51:02
Oh, he he he throws in the zingers.
00:51:05
He's got this one.
00:51:06
But I also I also.
00:51:13
That's a little tiny baby here but I ordered the blanket.
00:51:16
Salt pepper.
00:51:17
Garlic motherfucker. Hi, y'all.
00:51:19
Hong Kong Phooey, Kobe.
00:51:20
We're going to get this burner hotter on the backside of jelly rolls.
00:51:23
Not off you like whoa brown butter.
00:51:26
Bam bam bam.
00:51:26
We stick our meat in there, we flip it over.
00:51:29
It's so brown.
00:51:29
And owns a 7-Eleven where you buy Paul pees and a fucking do rag.
00:51:33
I did cry, like, a little bit from this onion.
00:51:35
This shit was so ripe it was smelling like panties you get from those only fans.
00:51:39
Chick in the mail, you fucking weirdo.
00:51:41
Edward. Celery.
00:51:42
OnlyFans chicken, would you? Yeah.
00:51:45
Make some fart. Berserker.
00:51:47
I got this Trump dick. I peel it the fuck up.
00:51:49
It came to do two things.
00:51:51
Yeah. Cotton fork.
00:51:52
We're gonna tube this bitch up now.
00:51:54
They're up a loop.
00:51:55
Try not to call anything on eating garlic butter dick.
00:51:58
Definitely walk around the grocery pot and don't fucking run into me
00:52:01
with your card, asshole.
00:52:02
Spinning with my shit hook. Told pull the meat out.
00:52:05
I love an amazing candied bacon spin on the fuck around.
00:52:08
Now I got this booty roll like those ransomware.
00:52:11
They're like,
00:52:13
they're not in here.
00:52:14
And I got this red wine.
00:52:15
I take a swig. I ain't got no fucking titty milk.
00:52:17
It starts to bubble up a level.
00:52:19
We got a little quick comment.
00:52:20
If you ain't got no fucking titty milk card,
00:52:22
dump the whole fucking thing in their hands.
00:52:24
What's that rhyme with? That's right. Cunt.
00:52:26
I'm a poor, so I'm still using this can opener, so suck my dick.
00:52:30
After that, we dump the band.
00:52:31
You're going to put your meat
00:52:32
in the red bubbling liquid like you're banging your chick on Shark Week.
00:52:35
Meat goes right in. We're going to let it off.
00:52:37
Set the timer for 2.5 hours, long enough to smoke 54 blonds.
00:52:41
Turn it down to a simmer. Get the H2O going.
00:52:44
Needle dick. We're going to stick it on here.
00:52:46
We tear the knob off this motherfucker.
00:52:48
We assault it like a Roger Jackson.
00:52:50
And you're psycho to dump the nudes and kind of send the nudes.
00:52:54
Get a Cleveland steamer.
00:52:55
I got this basil roll, roll, roll a joint shift.
00:52:58
And now that shit shifting out of will that mean fine hair?
00:53:02
Take the lid off.
00:53:03
Pull them back out again.
00:53:05
Pulling out for the rest of the river.
00:53:07
Out downers. Here we stick it in.
00:53:08
This fellow does what he does that mutilate that didn't sit around
00:53:13
this whole fucking massacre.
00:53:14
Well, don't go so fast.
00:53:16
I don't care what the fuck is making at this now.
00:53:18
All right, I notice I dumped it on my shoes.
00:53:20
Fuck that shit. Nudes go in, Basil goes in.
00:53:23
You want to be the big spoon or the little fucking spoon?
00:53:26
We spin it up from under this.
00:53:27
I want to be the big no cheese, no real musty in here because we made braised
00:53:32
beef pasta for your ugly ass family, and we gave him a little rinse blow on it.
00:53:39
Oh, here's another easy,
00:53:42
nice big blow on it.
00:53:43
Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:46
So verdict is, when I just go to,
00:53:49
like, StreamYard period, it is in dark mode.
00:53:52
I have options for dark mode, but it doesn't say that
00:53:54
there's a show going at all right now.
00:53:55
But when I go to the link, it already has my name in there.
00:54:00
It has my my picture, you know, tied to it already.
00:54:03
Yeah.
00:54:04
But I don't have option for dark mode or anything the second I go to the link,
00:54:08
so end of story. Well, let's move on.
00:54:11
We're we're supposed to lose this today.
00:54:15
Wait, did you pay for it?
00:54:22
No. Okay, well, I've got do we have a studio set up?
00:54:25
But I just wasn't ready.
00:54:26
So when I get canceled, like I said at.
00:54:29
What is that?
00:54:30
Greenwich mean Greenwich, mountain time.
00:54:33
Greenwich.
00:54:33
Greenwich greenlit, you know, do we have an hour and six minutes
00:54:37
before the show starts?
00:54:38
You know, I think 8:00 it ended, which is zero time, basically
00:54:42
because we're 4 or 5 minus or plus because whatever.
00:54:44
If it's daytime. Oh, right. Yeah. We're out of time.
00:54:48
This we're off.
00:54:49
This show you're talking is near Greenwich.
00:54:51
So when I went to do it at 930, like I said, it had expired with a big coupon
00:54:55
at the top that said, hey, you want $300 business for one week for free?
00:55:00
I'm like, sure, which you notice how sharper our previews are.
00:55:03
This is insane.
00:55:05
Are they?
00:55:07
Yeah, but no assholes are commenting coming and then ding comment.
00:55:10
You're supposed to comment.
00:55:12
If you're watching comment, there's people watching comment your real comment.
00:55:16
We want to know if you're real.
00:55:17
So comment right?
00:55:20
Say something.
00:55:21
Anything.
00:55:22
Participate.
00:55:25
Yeah I said to the same guys strip club.
00:55:27
We treat it like a lady.
00:55:29
We go to the back to them.
00:55:31
Rib eye opens up with the stink.
00:55:33
You don't have to.
00:55:34
I guess he opens up the top of the the seasoning to half ass.
00:55:37
Sprinkle it on uneven, and then he rubs it on with his hand
00:55:40
versus just using the little thing with the holes in it
00:55:43
to where he could just shake it.
00:55:45
And it very better, evenly distributes it doesn't need to smear it.
00:55:50
Uneven sand.
00:55:51
I didn't see any of that very beginning all the way in the beginning.
00:55:54
Start. Oh, look. Fucking moron
00:55:58
bro. And then of course, like like, oh, look how he's touching the red meat.
00:56:02
And then handling these objects that he's going to be.
00:56:06
There's a cut there.
00:56:07
He let's, let's say he washed his hands.
00:56:11
He's the same one that you're touching.
00:56:12
That the whole thing, that the seasoning came in.
00:56:14
I mean, it.
00:56:16
He gets confused.
00:56:17
He doesn't know what to do with you know, how you know you have a
00:56:20
you ever see the towels?
00:56:21
It's a face on one side. And.
00:56:22
But on the other, no.
00:56:26
You haven't you ever seen you never see a butt face towel.
00:56:29
No, I've never seen a box gum because there's not enough towel.
00:56:32
Anyway, I was inspired by that because I do have a darker colored towel
00:56:36
for my my rear end and a lighter colored beige towel for my top.
00:56:40
And this guy doesn't want to go ask to mouth.
00:56:43
He's got one hand labeled face and one hand labeled Dick.
00:56:46
Yep, that's he's like I with this one, I masturbate, worked out what?
00:56:52
Nice.
00:56:52
Oh, it does say Dick in his fingers, doesn't it?
00:56:54
Does say Dick on his hand.
00:56:57
He's a dick.
00:56:57
He, on the other hand say I think basic hard dick.
00:57:01
Hey, stick, I see a C in an E,
00:57:04
Dick head. Dick, we got a force.
00:57:06
Maybe it's his balls on his other hand. That's his balls hand.
00:57:09
And that's his dick hand. And that's when he jacks off.
00:57:11
E how many fingers do you fucking have?
00:57:13
Just nothing.
00:57:14
How the fuck does it say balls?
00:57:18
I don't know,
00:57:20
you don't know how many fingers you have, that's all.
00:57:22
We're not counting the.
00:57:23
Are you one of those boards that don't count the thumb as a finger?
00:57:26
Do we have this discussion before?
00:57:27
Yes. I do not count.
00:57:29
Fingers.
00:57:30
An extension of phalanges thumb is one of the phalanges.
00:57:33
On draws fired on this one, they created another.
00:57:37
So is a is a fucking toe a finger?
00:57:39
Because by your definition, it is a toe.
00:57:42
No, but it's the big toe.
00:57:43
The horse. The other toes. Yes. Is different class.
00:57:45
No because it no it doesn't I don't
00:57:47
I don't know, I don't I don't have an opinion
00:57:49
because it doesn't stick off to the side is though the differences we why don't
00:57:52
we just call it an appendage and move on?
00:57:54
Can we agree they're all appendages? Nope.
00:57:58
Why? I appendage attached to an appendage.
00:58:00
So I don't know that.
00:58:01
What do we call you can have
00:58:03
you can have an appendage at the attached to an appendage.
00:58:06
I think they call it a peninsula tic.
00:58:08
Appendage.
00:58:11
I'm going to find it.
00:58:11
Okay. Now we get to move on.
00:58:14
I think this is that guy that,
00:58:16
Every time I pause garlinghouse we can keep him muted.
00:58:19
I think this is a guy that pretended that was Jamaican for a while.
00:58:21
Actually, it it's the commentary
00:58:24
that makes it good.
00:58:28
Is there a comment show free that white guy with the cornrows.
00:58:32
Pretending like chef.
00:58:33
Oh my God, his hand says chef.
00:58:36
Chef. Oh, Dick is a hood.
00:58:38
It says chef Dick is his name.
00:58:41
Richard?
00:58:43
I hope so.
00:58:46
Yeah, that's just his name.
00:58:49
Does it say that's definitely an E or three?
00:58:52
That's an F that looks like.
00:58:54
Are these like, decorations behind him, or is this just where he stores?
00:58:58
Like some of his, like, Halloween?
00:59:03
I hate decoration, like, I like,
00:59:05
I like scary movie shit because they all suck.
00:59:09
I just, I these people that that Halloween
00:59:12
24 seven the like it's their identity.
00:59:16
It's like get a fucking get a life.
00:59:19
All right.
00:59:19
This time I'll be right way. Oh, if I leave, nobody can change anything.
00:59:22
I got to check to see why you're not.
00:59:23
I'm sure it's because of that stupid trial all star.
00:59:27
Stop being do the subpoena and being.
00:59:32
I can do a deer flag.
00:59:33
It has a name.
00:59:34
See if people say thing, I'm going to grab my penis.
00:59:36
I don't have to.
00:59:37
A penis supply penis gravis having a penis.
00:59:42
My point is, back to the media.
00:59:43
So you want me to click on the Sabina half and suffer media ass?
00:59:47
That is what you're asking.
00:59:49
You that or do you want to go?
00:59:51
I shouldn't ever watch.
00:59:54
Please, please
00:59:57
please fix me horse and therefore release.
01:00:01
Please, please. Here it is.
01:00:03
Horse and referees don't matter so much.
01:00:07
Has called us a duck.
01:00:10
Matter.
01:00:10
Supposedly makes up 85% of the matter in the universe.
01:00:15
Astrophysicists say it's some mysterious stuff,
01:00:18
very unlike the matter that we see around us.
01:00:21
Probably some sort of new particle, or a new force, or a parallel universe.
01:00:27
I wish this was a joke, but it isn't.
01:00:29
A new paper now argues that dark matter might just be normal matter.
01:00:35
And to add insult to injury, the idea isn't even you.
01:00:38
It's been around for 40 years. They just don't pay much attention.
01:00:41
Well, that's quite something. Let's have a look.
01:00:42
A physicist observations that tell us that dark matter can't just be normal matter.
01:00:45
Or so we thought.
01:00:45
The most important clue is not well, it's dark.
01:00:47
More precisely, it doesn't interact with electromagnetic radiation at all,
01:00:49
neither with light in the visible part of the spectrum nor with radio waves.
01:00:51
This immediately
01:00:52
rules out most of the particles around us, because everything
01:00:54
that has an electric charge interacts with the radiation.
01:00:56
The only particles that are left in air are the Higgs boson.
01:00:59
Yeah, highly unstable.
01:00:59
And the neutrinos are not heavy enough to properly
01:01:02
have come through these documents unsuccessful decades and always concluded
01:01:05
there needs to be a new particle,
01:01:06
preferably one with a catchy name that sounds good and grand proposals,
01:01:08
but now they're having a second
01:01:09
look at an idea that goes back to no other than at Witten in 1988.
01:01:13
How do you explain, like,
01:01:16
when you seal a bag up, like the sun still goes through the bags?
01:01:20
Like you can grow mold inside a sealed bag just with the air that's inside of it.
01:01:24
Yeah.
01:01:24
So you could grow like John Cena mold last match.
01:01:27
Yeah, John, you could grow another John Cena.
01:01:30
I think obviously when it comes to that, you're really just getting a bag of
01:01:34
like the assholes around you. Unless you're sitting like front row,
01:01:37
you're not really getting the John Cena air.
01:01:40
You're getting a bunch of you sound like a wrestling fan.
01:01:43
You know, you're getting a bunch of disgusting.
01:01:45
So continue.
01:01:46
So I would be so bold as to say that a person just grabbed a bag
01:01:50
and went at his house two weeks after the fact
01:01:55
and then wrote,
01:01:56
like this motherfucker, they're going to go, you need to be there.
01:01:59
There needs to be video of him collecting the air and sealing it.
01:02:03
Yeah, I don't see why that wouldn't be.
01:02:06
I don't see why there wouldn't be.
01:02:06
That would be the only proof that would make what would make it okay,
01:02:10
I don't know, but if I had sewer credits, that's what I'd be making right now. But
01:02:15
I blew them out.
01:02:17
Oh, he suggests River quirks.
01:02:20
The part you make of protons and neutrons form bigger clumps.
01:02:25
These clumps could be stable.
01:02:27
And they. Yeah, you have hardcore in there.
01:02:30
Did she say cramps?
01:02:32
Strictly neutral.
01:02:33
So they wouldn't.
01:02:34
Are quarks
01:02:35
the particles that make up protons and neutrons could form bigger clumps.
01:02:40
These clumps could be stable and they create electrically neutral.
01:02:44
So they wouldn't interact with like they'd be dark.
01:02:48
They fit the bill.
01:02:50
These objects are sometimes called when she talks slower.
01:02:53
Sounds like she has space for the two quarks with the lowest masses.
01:02:55
But we can figure out that if you have a lot of dark
01:02:57
walks, this is not energetically the best seat.
01:02:59
You got to say a more favorable
01:03:00
if you add some of the next heavier quarks with the strange quarks,
01:03:03
because the combination is energetically more favorable.
01:03:04
If it's is large enough, it doesn't decay, it's stable.
01:03:07
This is a particular.
01:03:08
She gets some strange nuggets called strange lights that looks like a cervix.
01:03:14
Kind of.
01:03:18
The size of a strange mass.
01:03:18
It's important for that to work.
01:03:19
Some combinations of quarks with strange quarks are unstable.
01:03:21
You know this because we can create this.
01:03:24
Oh, yeah.
01:03:24
I was supposed to go on this. Yeah, but it was.
01:03:26
My mouse is correct.
01:03:28
And who really wants to question witness maths then?
01:03:31
Large chunks should be stable.
01:03:34
We can't produce these large strange flats and particle colliders.
01:03:38
There just aren't sufficiently many quarks in the collisions.
01:03:41
But they could have been produced in the early universe.
01:03:45
And because they're stable, they just remain.
01:03:47
They're sitting around being dark and heavy.
01:03:50
Indeed, even tiny, strange hats are enormously heavy.
01:03:53
If you have a strange lift the size of a tiny dust grain
01:03:55
with a radius of about ten micrometers, that'd weigh about a ton.
01:03:58
Yes, you had that right.
01:04:00
If it had a radius of a centimeter, that would be about a billion tons.
01:04:03
You have to admit that quark nuggets isn't adorable
01:04:05
name for something that might weigh a mountain.
01:04:07
The first cause some excitement, and then it caused some panic
01:04:09
because the quark matter with the strange quarks
01:04:11
is energetically more favorable than the stuff that we are made of.
01:04:13
Physicists worry that if you could make just one stable,
01:04:16
strange little particle collider, it might start converting all our ordinary
01:04:19
nuclear matter into strange matter and the entire Earth.
01:04:22
It'd be a similar problem to chemical polymorph
01:04:24
that the science fiction story ice nine is about.
01:04:26
These fears turned out to be unfounded,
01:04:28
because we can't produce the stuff in colliders,
01:04:29
even if some of the strange matter came by from outer space.
01:04:32
We can't convert the normal matter because only works at super high densities.
01:04:35
The idea that strange, let's make up
01:04:37
dark matter fell by the wayside because it relied on a specific assumption
01:04:40
about the early universe that turned out to be wrong.
01:04:42
You see, in the early universe,
01:04:43
we have this soup of quarks and gluons called a quark gluon plasma.
01:04:47
The plasma cools, and at some point it starts to clump into smaller pieces
01:04:50
like neutrons and protons.
01:04:51
This is a phase transition, much like when what are they but condensed to droplets.
01:04:54
Indeed, in the 1980s, physicists thought that the phase transition
01:04:58
in the quark gluon plasma is similar to that of
01:04:59
what is what's called a first order phase transition.
01:05:02
And in such a transition, I check your email for that.
01:05:05
Let me just as dark matter.
01:05:07
It doesn't become clear, though, that the phase deactivated.
01:05:09
I had to remove you and then reset the well behaved crossover.
01:05:13
Now that doesn't make bubbles to create the strange
01:05:16
rethinking, but it's for two reasons.
01:05:18
The first is that they found that while first, a phase transition will do the job,
01:05:22
it isn't necessary.
01:05:23
Even without bubbles, there can be strong correlations
01:05:25
on the plasma that can allow large clusters to form.
01:05:27
The second reason is that physicists have found that quark
01:05:30
matter can do peculiar
01:05:31
sort of superconductivity that conducts not electric charge, but color charge.
01:05:35
It's called color superconductivity, and it enhances the stability of quark matter.
01:05:38
I take this together, and it turns out that strangeness
01:05:41
can form in the early universe.
01:05:42
After all.
01:05:43
Theoretically, they could weigh anything from nanograms to asteroid scales.
01:05:46
Other types of exotic
01:05:48
physicists are reconsidering now, besides the strangeness,
01:05:50
the next most popular one is one that stabilized by axioms.
01:05:53
These actions are hypothetical particles that many physicist believe exist.
01:05:56
It's somewhat difficult to make up dark matter just of axioms.
01:05:59
However, combine the axioms with quark matter, and it works nicely.
01:06:02
Quark nuggets have some specific experimental signatures.
01:06:05
The most obvious ones are dark.
01:06:06
If they hit our planet, or maybe the moon, they'd leave traces like little tunnels.
01:06:09
If they hit stars or white dwarfs, they could also convert
01:06:12
the nuclear matter, leaving behind stars that are oddly compact or white dwarfs
01:06:15
with weird spectra.
01:06:16
But basically, the signatures are subtle and difficult to find,
01:06:18
which fits all too well with our observations.
01:06:21
Doesn't make well. It's serious right? Then.
01:06:23
The biggest problem in cosmology wasn't missing matter.
01:06:25
It was missing attention.
01:06:26
A few years ago, I received some ugly letters from a debt collector.
01:06:32
I'm going to sue you.
01:06:35
I learned something every time I watch her.
01:06:38
What did you learn on that one?
01:06:41
That, plastic surgery is bad,
01:06:46
even for internet scientists.
01:06:55
She's,
01:06:56
She's morphing into something weird.
01:07:03
Yeah.
01:07:04
Comment if you think she looks different and her face is a mask.
01:07:08
Yeah,
01:07:10
it's just getting strange.
01:07:12
I mean, I look like this, so I can't really complain.
01:07:16
No, but you look like a human being.
01:07:18
No offense.
01:07:19
I don't mean to call you that. If it offends you.
01:07:21
No. I identify as a human being.
01:07:24
Draw says no link yet.
01:07:28
Let me read you the email that I sent it to.
01:07:31
Yeah.
01:07:34
Oh, yeah.
01:07:34
That one.
01:07:39
Yeah, that was it.
01:07:42
That was the one.
01:07:43
I sometimes get my numbers wrong.
01:07:46
A lot of you have to play them.
01:07:48
We got to play this one on, YouTube.
01:07:51
Okay.
01:07:51
It's it was I think I think shirtless Joe mostly watches on YouTube.
01:07:56
Yeah, I follow that exclusively.
01:07:58
Is this a mash up? It is.
01:08:01
I want to listen.
01:08:03
I'm not too into techno.
01:08:15
No. Link.
01:08:15
You so.
01:08:18
Did you check your spam filter?
01:08:23
I'm sure StreamYard is pretty.
01:08:26
Oh my God, yeah,
01:08:28
this is pretty.
01:08:30
So yummy. $60 for that.
01:08:32
Find a new spam filter.
01:08:37
Did you forget your password?
01:08:38
We're gonna have to reset your password.
01:08:40
Did you reboot your computers?
01:08:41
We're gonna have to reboot you.
01:08:45
What does reboot mean?
01:08:45
Do you mean restart?
01:08:47
Yes. I'm sorry.
01:08:47
Let me restart.
01:08:51
That I like
01:08:54
these ones for sure.
01:08:55
Let's jump up.
01:08:59
I like it because it's blend in with the theme.
01:09:01
Yeah.
01:09:02
Which has to be one of the most versatile songs and riffs ever,
01:09:05
because it matches up with almost anything right?
01:09:10
I like.
01:09:14
I like money, sexy shit.
01:09:17
I know you drink.
01:09:18
I like.
01:09:30
I like can
01:09:33
try and find it in time.
01:09:39
I want.
01:09:49
You to do the thing.
01:09:57
I want,
01:09:59
I like money, though.
01:10:07
I think it just goes on forever.
01:10:10
Great. Great mashup.
01:10:12
That's another. That's horseshit.
01:10:14
Comment or viewer get guest mash up requested.
01:10:19
When I was having issues, I logged out and then logged back in
01:10:22
and it sent me an email code and I typed in the code.
01:10:25
Got it just fine.
01:10:26
For some reason.
01:10:30
When you sent it to me, it went to the junk folder.
01:10:32
I don't know why.
01:10:33
For some reason.
01:10:33
I also feel like my video quality's.
01:10:37
It looks great here.
01:10:38
There. You look great here and on there.
01:10:41
Oh, no, it says 40 and yeah, there we go.
01:10:45
Wham!
01:10:48
Oh, yeah. Do I have to change for you?
01:10:49
I didn't change any of the 480 or anything for 80. You don't.
01:10:52
You mean ten? Yeah.
01:10:53
It was stuck in for editing and by default.
01:10:57
Yeah.
01:10:57
That's because we went back to the free, free version.
01:11:00
So I'm not painting anymore.
01:11:02
I was able to change it.
01:11:03
I know how to use a change of the tranny.
01:11:05
The hardest thing about using OBS, no offense,
01:11:07
is the other people.
01:11:11
Like when you're when you're a guest or host on a podcast,
01:11:14
especially a non-technical one, you want to click on a fucking button.
01:11:17
And anything more than that is too much.
01:11:21
But what I have for next week, we should even have.
01:11:23
We should have a practice run just to make sure everything works.
01:11:26
Otherwise the show's not going to start till 1030 next week.
01:11:28
Everything's going to be different.
01:11:30
It's going to be great, but it's very bullshit.
01:11:33
At 930.
01:11:36
We started at 930, but then it'll work perfectly.
01:11:39
And then the you start at ten.
01:11:41
Okay.
01:11:42
We'll start at ten.
01:11:43
Okay. Let's start. And you said 1030.
01:11:46
Okay. They changed.
01:11:48
Next week we start at ten
01:11:51
Monday, 10 p.m.
01:11:53
eastern, 20:10 p.m. eastern.
01:11:55
It will be tough to memorize the new
01:11:59
format.
01:12:01
So Monday, 10 p.m.
01:12:03
eastern.
01:12:05
Let's synchronize our watches, gentlemen.
01:12:07
Yeah.
01:12:13
Dear fagot fuckface
01:12:17
fuckers as flat biting Dick Clark podcast.
01:12:20
My favorite uncle was a machinist who taught me to respect and care for tools.
01:12:26
Although I ended up in tech, I still maintain
01:12:28
an organized workbench in my garage.
01:12:30
I often get comments about about it and I'm not sure how to respond.
01:12:34
Sometimes in social situations folks mention it, although strangers walk
01:12:38
walking by also feel they have the right to comment.
01:12:42
Your garage is so organized I can eat it off.
01:12:44
I could eat off your garage floor.
01:12:46
My garage sure doesn't look like this.
01:12:48
My view is that
01:12:51
my view is that it's inside my house and none of their business.
01:12:54
Am I supposed to be complimented, support their decision
01:12:58
to not clean their own garage or what?
01:12:59
I don't feel a need to justify, explain or thank them for their own
01:13:04
or for their observations. But there's.
01:13:06
Yeah, I have been shitty at reading so far, but
01:13:09
there's this uncomfortable silence when folks await my response.
01:13:12
Any suggestions?
01:13:13
Sound awkward in San Francisco?
01:13:16
Yes, awkward.
01:13:17
You are making it awkward by standing there stupidly staring at them
01:13:21
and not responding like normal people do.
01:13:25
Yes, you've got OCD.
01:13:26
It's weird
01:13:28
that you're doing something above
01:13:31
and beyond what normal people do with their tools, and their garage
01:13:35
does set you aside, makes you an outlier and weird.
01:13:40
You're different because of it.
01:13:43
Get used to it or your your conform.
01:13:47
I mean, those are your options.
01:13:50
So I had this happen to me.
01:13:52
I was complimented on my garage and my my girlfriend had said the
01:13:58
because there was a segment of her family that hadn't been over here yet.
01:14:01
Yeah.
01:14:01
She said I think you're muted Brady she said
01:14:06
that they were even like, oh we weren't sure because we were entering the garage.
01:14:10
And so we weren't sure like, you know what the presentation was going to be.
01:14:14
But they were like, oh no.
01:14:14
It was like super really organized and whatever.
01:14:17
And I at first I'm like, I'm like, oh, they comment it on the garage.
01:14:19
I'm like, what? Was it good or bad? And they were like, oh, it's good.
01:14:21
But at the same time, yeah, it is kind of an awkward like weird.
01:14:25
Sorry.
01:14:27
Yeah.
01:14:27
Sorry, sorry.
01:14:29
I wore guys like excessive tools
01:14:32
and garage is a euphemism for something else. No,
01:14:37
I feel like women can do anything men can do except their chests
01:14:41
running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey,
01:14:47
driving, making decisions, being tall, taking out the garbage.
01:14:51
They can definitely funny on purpose.
01:14:54
Reading a map, listening to good bands, writing,
01:14:57
running the country, inventing anything important,
01:15:02
or being fun to hang out with.
01:15:03
Women can do anything. Men can do.
01:15:07
It's true.
01:15:07
It's an easy audience
01:15:10
coming
01:15:12
to the I don't know, next thing you know, they'll become police officers
01:15:16
and they'll just get ripped out of their car by a half
01:15:19
assed fat gentlemen that isn't even really in shape, right?
01:15:23
That women never happen.
01:15:26
Always try to do things for last.
01:15:29
Yeah.
01:15:31
That was a full ass.
01:15:36
Good argument.
01:15:37
That's YouTube friendly. I'm sure.
01:15:40
I sent one that said sandwich question,
01:15:45
and, so you should have played it with your disc golf aces
01:15:48
because it's not a sandwich.
01:15:50
Is a pro disc golfer throwing frozen pizzas?
01:15:54
See, that's when you got to give me the good segue.
01:15:56
You give me me a sandwich, guys.
01:15:59
Okay, well, here
01:16:02
me that for me,
01:16:05
that's fucking a vicious dog.
01:16:06
Cat a fucking right.
01:16:07
Oh, yeah.
01:16:08
I fucking love him. I.
01:16:11
Where is it?
01:16:12
Why isn't it an on screen draw?
01:16:13
You fucker accidentally took me off of director.
01:16:15
We're going to have to wait for draw.
01:16:17
Oh, no, it's.
01:16:19
I think he's watching.
01:16:21
No, I would never do something so stupid.
01:16:24
You're gonna have to make me leader a co-leader again.
01:16:27
Oh. She's stable. Oh, jeez.
01:16:30
Hold on a second. We're going to start. I'll do that.
01:16:33
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you said it.
01:16:35
It says it in big, bold letters.
01:16:36
I still thought I'm like, why did you throw it so fucking shitty?
01:16:40
Is it a first Peter?
01:16:42
Yeah, I see that now.
01:16:45
Who's the co-lead?
01:16:46
Oh, she's stable. No.
01:16:53
Oh. Oh, he's got different.
01:16:56
He's got like, a Potter pizza.
01:16:57
So OS is here.
01:17:00
Oh, no. Yes.
01:17:05
Oh, jacks is honestly the best.
01:17:09
Oh, so you heard it here first.
01:17:11
Jax is the best.
01:17:13
That one definitely flies the best.
01:17:15
Holy cow.
01:17:17
Come on, guys, I gotta go with that forehand.
01:17:20
Bummer.
01:17:20
Again.
01:17:23
What a beauty.
01:17:26
Oh. Come on, get there.
01:17:28
I don't know what to say.
01:17:30
New putter is confirmed.
01:17:32
Kroger brand pizza.
01:17:35
Kroger brand.
01:17:36
You heard of your first the putter?
01:17:39
This Kroger brand and Jack's was the best.
01:17:42
And they're all three shape multi O's.
01:17:46
Am I supposed to do something?
01:17:48
You need me to do something?
01:17:49
No, he was joking.
01:17:51
It was a joke.
01:17:52
I came right back just for you.
01:17:54
You, you'll find worked most of the stuff we say on the show.
01:17:58
Our jokes.
01:17:59
Yeah. Nothing is real.
01:18:00
Why did you listen to something that's fiction?
01:18:02
You shouldn't listen naturally based on reality.
01:18:05
The funny thing is, you were determined to do that anyway.
01:18:08
So you mean there's no sticky buffet,
01:18:11
is there?
01:18:12
I'll be there.
01:18:12
I think there was a sticky with, I should have had it ready.
01:18:16
That would have been awesome.
01:18:17
Would have been nice.
01:18:19
Is it YouTube friendly?
01:18:20
Yeah. Number one. So number one, cause number one is the longest.
01:18:23
Or at least just do number one.
01:18:24
If you were to play someone I only saw once the longest.
01:18:28
Yeah, I was the number one order in reverse order.
01:18:33
They go
01:18:34
everybody doing that in and learn taekwondo.
01:18:37
Yeah.
01:18:40
Did you say stick on buffet of the big chicken wing?
01:18:43
Hold on now.
01:18:45
See, I gotta pull it.
01:18:47
I got to pull it.
01:18:48
I gotta call an audible pull it.
01:18:50
See, because when you said sticky, I had a different sticky.
01:18:54
Pull it. I was going to blow the.
01:18:56
I was going to blow the whole. You can do that.
01:18:57
You can do that.
01:18:59
Too late now.
01:19:00
I'm going back to other sticky because we're going to get it.
01:19:02
Whether it fucking takes 2 hours or 2 seconds.
01:19:04
Okay.
01:19:05
They were the price is low and the portions keep coming.
01:19:07
999 baby. Can't beat it. Hi, honey.
01:19:10
Our team works hard to make sure every trace is going to make me go there again.
01:19:14
And you got. This chick has been sitting a while.
01:19:16
Perfect crunch.
01:19:17
And they don't waste a bike at that crust.
01:19:19
Scoop me a heap, baby. Whoa! Hear that? Crunch?
01:19:22
That's flavor. Ten bucks and you can pilot as high as you want.
01:19:24
Can't be here. We scrape it, we save it, we serve it again.
01:19:27
No waste more taste.
01:19:28
Here's your sticky buffet.
01:19:30
I did not see any bugs at all.
01:19:34
No, at all.
01:19:36
Because your chicken extra crunchy dried out.
01:19:39
Then sitting for me, I wouldn't.
01:19:41
I would never get chicken at a buffet unless that was the only protein
01:19:45
I have.
01:19:45
Chick I eat chick I have in fact chicken ready to go.
01:19:48
What did you get?
01:19:49
I got a pork chop.
01:19:50
I got a steak, which I think it was a steak.
01:19:52
I got a burger because it was lunchtime and I'm.
01:19:55
Oh, yeah?
01:19:57
What else did I get?
01:19:59
I got a salad.
01:20:00
I got every side there was that wasn't fish.
01:20:03
Oh. I had some kind of weird squash casserole which I did not like.
01:20:08
Oh, dang. What? That was the fun.
01:20:10
That was fun. Fact they don't change the label for lunch.
01:20:13
They have a minimum menu at the, sticky buffet and a lunch menu,
01:20:17
but they don't change anything from the dinner menu,
01:20:19
so it'll say, you know, beef stroganoff.
01:20:21
Oh, it's, that was clearly something orange.
01:20:25
Yeah.
01:20:25
So it was even more mystery and more fun than I've ever had.
01:20:28
Okay. Fortunately, lazy with their labeling.
01:20:30
It's always a good experience.
01:20:32
It's a sticky buffet.
01:20:34
One bad thing is to know that.
01:20:36
Just to let you know that I'm honest, the shredded cheddar cheese
01:20:39
is motherfucking moldy.
01:20:42
Well, what do you expect it out for?
01:20:45
Fresh?
01:20:46
That's doing well in the in the dessert bar?
01:20:48
Because I think it was lunch or transition.
01:20:50
The dessert bar was just done toasted.
01:20:53
Oh, they were working on making sure it's bad.
01:20:55
There was nothing.
01:20:56
Nothing out there. Right.
01:20:58
So if it was just white mold, I would have been okay with that.
01:21:01
And I'm like, oh, it's
01:21:02
just that caking powder, that shit to make sure it doesn't stick.
01:21:05
Right.
01:21:06
But I want to take a scoop because I was like, fuck, you know, I don't care.
01:21:09
It was just a little bit right?
01:21:11
And I saw the white and I saw white and green.
01:21:14
So I bailed on the shredded more cheese half.
01:21:18
Should I eat there?
01:21:19
I go over to that cheese and put on there.
01:21:21
Right.
01:21:22
But I did not do I did not eat any of the cheese this time was more cheese.
01:21:27
This is more cheese for me.
01:21:28
Yeah. It's different. It's different
01:21:31
mushrooms.
01:21:32
I don't know, you're one of the people that I dated when I was younger.
01:21:35
Their father ate mold on bread and ended up going to the hospital.
01:21:39
Some weird ass condition
01:21:40
where it fucking some cultures are shit lodged in festered.
01:21:43
I don't know the whole story, but right.
01:21:46
Don't eat, don't eat mold that isn't meant to be.
01:21:49
You're the one that going to your frickin sticky birthday.
01:21:52
So no, I love going to my sticky.
01:21:54
But you also fancy a sticky movie theater as well.
01:21:59
No I don't, you've gone.
01:22:00
You've gone to.
01:22:01
Yes, you have every movie theater sticky.
01:22:04
That's not.
01:22:04
Yeah. The floor is sticky in every theater.
01:22:07
Never sit in the best seat either ever, right?
01:22:10
Like the very first show in the spring, poking up brand new theater.
01:22:14
Someone's got a pistol pop on the floor.
01:22:17
Fun fact is, the children.
01:22:19
Every movie theater scene has been pissed on very recently
01:22:22
because they have two hour movies and they don't give you a break.
01:22:25
Excuse me, can you pause?
01:22:27
Especially if you see old people walking out?
01:22:28
I think the old people peed more.
01:22:31
It's not like you're waiting, in front row, in.
01:22:35
And, you know, no, lose your spot.
01:22:39
You don't want to miss the movie.
01:22:40
You're going to the bathroom, dude.
01:22:42
No one's holding their bladder for anything.
01:22:44
They got a colostomy bag pissing in a bottle.
01:22:49
Oh, wait for that.
01:22:50
Those just
01:22:52
sat back there.
01:22:53
Just puts it on the floor.
01:22:55
Fact.
01:22:58
Easy. Watch the floor.
01:22:59
It's grabby while the street gets loud. Screen control.
01:23:02
Welcome to the speaking movie theater with popcorn.
01:23:04
The older, the seats a little meaner. And the tickets? Only three bucks.
01:23:06
Listen to that. Feel.
01:23:07
Floors are extra grabby tonight.
01:23:10
It feels like it's hugging my shoes.
01:23:12
Popcorn is a day old, but still got character and the seats got personality.
01:23:16
And it's great. Worth it for two movies and a soda for three bucks.
01:23:20
Nice.
01:23:21
I don't know if you noticed the sticker there.
01:23:24
It said at the end there the tagline was because old popcorn
01:23:29
stay for $3 movies or whatever. Wow.
01:23:34
It's like a good job.
01:23:36
But it was.
01:23:36
It was what I everything else is perfect.
01:23:38
So I just figured, fuck it
01:23:40
are good. Good Ole sticky movie theater.
01:23:42
You kind of stepped on the, oh, you got the popcorn?
01:23:46
You really against the, gunshots at the beginning?
01:23:48
But wait, is that the same bag from months ago?
01:23:52
Yeah. If you keep it seal, that's fine.
01:23:55
What, bro? That's a little bro.
01:23:57
They're talking a.
01:24:00
Oh, it's it's it's really squishy.
01:24:02
It's character. Maybe some cheese on it.
01:24:04
There might be some just fucking great dude.
01:24:08
It's just like it was a great popcorn.
01:24:09
But I'd rather just all.
01:24:15
Remember it's it's 20 bucks for this.
01:24:18
They suck for 1895.
01:24:20
You get this little tin cup, you know, a pouch.
01:24:24
No, I don't that was, that was a for how much?
01:24:26
That was not eating.
01:24:28
How much I think.
01:24:30
I think you get a pop and a pop asking for, like, ballpark 20.
01:24:33
Oh, I don't want a pop.
01:24:35
I just want to go in there. So. Yeah. Right, right.
01:24:37
So here's the catch.
01:24:38
So then you're just your popcorn is like 1895, right?
01:24:41
You're like, all right I guess you think I'm pop.
01:24:44
I guess I might as well just take it.
01:24:47
Or you can walk in there and get that 3 pound bag of popcorn for $20.
01:24:52
Now, here's what makes it a little worse.
01:24:53
And this is an everything you need to know.
01:24:56
You cannot get the bag I just showed you.
01:24:58
If you are seeing a movie.
01:25:01
Oh, that's that's how bad they're like, fuck you and your captive prices.
01:25:05
You get an old, you get a fucking tub, you know, why not eat?
01:25:08
Not a bag.
01:25:09
What is this tub? Yeah, we talked about this before.
01:25:11
So you have to go to movies.
01:25:12
Not just not to watch a movie.
01:25:15
Yeah, yeah, I walk in there.
01:25:17
I said, I'm going to get it. I can I get the to go popcorn.
01:25:19
I've done that before.
01:25:20
And they, they don't like.
01:25:22
I'm sure you could.
01:25:23
I've never challenged it.
01:25:25
Yeah I don't, I don't I'm going to if I ever go to a movie again I don't
01:25:28
I haven't been to a movie since Cheech and Chong movie theater.
01:25:31
We know that one. Yeah yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, that one.
01:25:34
I can't say anything about Star Wars before that.
01:25:36
Yeah. Cheech and Chong.
01:25:37
They saw something that already had come out in this theater before, like a weirdo.
01:25:41
No, I don't do the riff, which is why I like the Sticky Theater.
01:25:44
Kind of.
01:25:44
I was like, oh, it had to have been a sticky theater
01:25:46
because only sticky theater show old movies.
01:25:48
Oh, I you saw a rerelease some some shit.
01:25:51
No. Yeah, yeah you did, I used to, they used to have a downtown or,
01:25:55
not downtown, but Rochester. They used to have dollar. Dollar.
01:25:58
So that's how old I am.
01:26:00
Yeah. We're not talking Tuesdays or whatever.
01:26:02
We're talking every movie all the time.
01:26:05
The dollar theater.
01:26:06
And it was not new movies, but they were newer, you know, like we're
01:26:11
not out in some of them weren't out on DVD yet nowadays.
01:26:14
Sanders that's not new.
01:26:15
That's really old.
01:26:19
Yeah, I'm really old.
01:26:21
I appreciate you.
01:26:22
I'm saying today's standards a year is a long time
01:26:25
when it comes to movies releasing versus airing in their primary positioning.
01:26:31
Did you say airing it was a three month turnaround at most.
01:26:36
Oh, great. Yeah.
01:26:36
We need to keep track of this. We're keeping a track.
01:26:39
It has not been sold or registered.
01:26:41
Our view next week 28 views.
01:26:44
We have more views.
01:26:45
That's good because if the bag of air had more views than us,
01:26:48
well, we should comment.
01:26:49
Georgia, reach out if you can.
01:26:52
Get them to discuss this great comment back there.
01:26:57
I want to know if it's actually a bag of air.
01:26:58
These one two. It's definitely a bag of air.
01:27:01
Yeah, I know you don't know that.
01:27:03
You know, if you had some sunshine, you could take off and throw
01:27:06
a very small cell of, photosynthesis.
01:27:11
I'm going to go out on a limb and say there is air in that bag.
01:27:18
Isn't that slowly going to just seep through the plastic.
01:27:21
I don't see how
01:27:22
that's not going to stay.
01:27:28
I mean everything has pores.
01:27:29
It's not going to hold that forever. It'll.
01:27:32
Yeah.
01:27:32
Especially the great value.
01:27:35
Right I like it, I like a date.
01:27:37
Contents air from John Cena's last match.
01:27:40
What is that anybody do you think he gathered.
01:27:43
He's walking out there with like a whole bunch of dude, what the fuck does the last
01:27:47
17 times under his arm?
01:27:50
I'm so. Well, these bags.
01:27:53
You're right. Yeah.
01:27:54
Wrestling that he just feels up.
01:27:56
What is that? Did he
01:27:59
did he huff and then blow into this,
01:28:02
or did he, like.
01:28:05
Why does it say 17 times.
01:28:07
Because he's a 17 time world champion, bro.
01:28:10
Seriously, you broke the record.
01:28:12
He broke Ric Flair's record.
01:28:15
But he broke the records.
01:28:16
He lost the title 16 times.
01:28:23
A.D 117 dude did you hear this guy.
01:28:26
He's the biggest loser and beat up more people than anyone in the world.
01:28:31
Dude. He and more people than anyone.
01:28:33
Really. Yeah.
01:28:33
And all the other people were in on it and they let him
01:28:36
like it takes away all the mystique to me.
01:28:40
Like, that's like saying the 17 time actor.
01:28:46
Yeah.
01:28:46
Well, I mean, but let's let's exactly.
01:28:50
That's why you're you're an idiot, though.
01:28:52
It's like, is it hard to give a 1017?
01:28:55
Think of it.
01:28:56
There's a wrestler is coming to my house right now is going to kick my fucking ass,
01:28:59
obviously.
01:29:00
But do you laugh and go, oh my God, Rocky.
01:29:03
They they they told them the win.
01:29:07
Yeah I mean they they wrote it all the time.
01:29:12
That's stupid.
01:29:14
No, dude.
01:29:14
I walked out of Rocky thinking I could kick any black person's ass in the world
01:29:18
and the guys to mind, I was like, keep in mind, I was eight years old,
01:29:22
so don't get all critical on me.
01:29:23
But yeah, every Italian walks out of that movie thinking, preacher man,
01:29:27
I can eight year old Italians, Apollo Creed, I'm going to beat his ass.
01:29:33
What is bro?
01:29:33
Last time I went to the movies, like for a flick
01:29:36
that was actually for myself and a date girlfriend,
01:29:39
was that midnight showing of some 80s movie Road Warrior?
01:29:42
I think it was.
01:29:43
Was it actually in the 80s, or was it?
01:29:48
No way.
01:29:50
At the main art theater in local city.
01:29:55
Royal Oak fancy pants.
01:29:57
What was I going to say now,
01:30:01
let's rewind the tape and I.
01:30:03
Okay, wait.
01:30:05
Rewind it to what he was going.
01:30:06
This is the point I was making anyway. But.
01:30:10
Yeah, we were talking about cheap
01:30:11
movie, straight.
01:30:16
No, no movement on the back of their own.
01:30:19
Make you build.
01:30:23
I thought, I think we did this watch.
01:30:25
You want me to make you a sandwich?
01:30:30
I don't think I do, I?
01:30:31
You sent pictures of your sandwiches.
01:30:33
I do send pictures of my sandwiches.
01:30:36
I've got some sandwich stuff with my parents for maybe two months.
01:30:39
Yeah, so we should, well, switch over for the two of S.A..
01:30:44
Yep. No. Yeah.
01:30:47
The PSA, I see.
01:30:49
I think we can play the PSA.
01:30:54
PSA I might be wrong about this since the PSA.
01:30:58
Yeah. Yeah.
01:31:00
To find reliable news these days.
01:31:02
Tonight I would provide
01:31:04
I saw it as a public service since it's so hard to find reliable news these days.
01:31:08
Tonight, I would provide a few rules of thumb for trying to follow the news.
01:31:13
Modern age, starting with if the headlines in your preferred news
01:31:18
outlet routinely feature words like trends, destroys,
01:31:22
pummels, bashes your outlet is a partizan piece of shit.
01:31:27
Is it that or you're reading a Batman comic?
01:31:36
Ditto with
01:31:37
obliterates, roasts, annihilates, and owns.
01:31:41
It's supposed to be a source
01:31:42
for information, not Nikki Glaser at the Tom Brady Roast
01:31:46
to any news source that quotes the internet or writes Twitter
01:31:50
says, or a bunch of hacks too lazy to do what used to call this new rules.
01:31:54
You can pretend you wrote a piece I call this, but what you really did was
01:31:58
look on your phone
01:31:58
and quote the three angriest people with the most time on their hands.
01:32:02
Three if your news outlet consistently reduces everything that happens
01:32:06
in the world to who the President of America is, news, get rid of it.
01:32:10
It's just thoughtless announcement team colors.
01:32:14
Trust me, no one lighting a tire fire in Haiti is thinking
01:32:18
I wouldn't have done this under Trump.
01:32:20
But given the weakness of the Biden administration, why not?
01:32:26
Every
01:32:26
problem in the world isn't caused by the president.
01:32:29
When that train derailed in East Palestine, it wasn't
01:32:32
because Trump deregulated the brakes and the container ship
01:32:36
didn't hit the bridge because of Biden's woke die agenda.
01:32:40
These aren't news stories.
01:32:41
They're story lines pumped into your bubble.
01:32:45
For always be aware that he's going to keep the name
01:32:48
a profit division of media companies.
01:32:50
Yeah, there you go.
01:32:51
That's like being in the news business and are now in the audience
01:32:54
stroking business.
01:32:56
The goal of no, they're in themselves in the pharmaceutical business
01:32:59
just like you are.
01:32:59
You fucking hypocrite.
01:33:01
Used to say, that's the way it is now.
01:33:03
It's that's our story and we're sticking to it
01:33:07
narrative first.
01:33:08
So and that's fake to Walter Cronkite was also kind of a salesman.
01:33:13
He didn't always tell the truth.
01:33:15
There's certain things JFK, for example, they didn't.
01:33:19
Anyways, I'm going to get in trouble.
01:33:20
We'll wait.
01:33:21
And the whole story never on Fox.
01:33:24
A Venezuelan migrant is always stabbing a white lady, right?
01:33:28
They are always messed up. So?
01:33:31
So if a Venezuelan person did one time,
01:33:35
you can just take that problem away by saying you just stereotyped Mr.
01:33:39
Bill Maher, not,
01:33:41
you added were disturbing
01:33:42
the rich long enough only to beg for money.
01:33:47
Jamaica is a Paradise and Nebraska is a no go zone.
01:33:51
News nation reported this year that the U.S was on track
01:33:55
for nearly a 300% increase in measles cases, 300%.
01:33:59
Wow, that sounds like it could be millions.
01:34:02
It was 35 because they just want to manipulate you into clicking.
01:34:07
Look, I have ten fingers.
01:34:09
You want to see me suddenly have 80% less?
01:34:12
I'm not sure if I like to do it around
01:34:16
little.
01:34:25
This just in.
01:34:26
I don't have the clip yet.
01:34:28
I'm almost there.
01:34:30
Oh, here it is.
01:34:32
Editors, breaking news, movie theater seats.
01:34:34
They're kind of yucky.
01:34:35
Yeah.
01:34:35
In fact, a recent scientific study found movie theater seats
01:34:39
are 14 times as many germs as the average toilet seat.
01:34:43
Oh, fantastic.
01:34:44
Now, in the same vein, 14%.
01:34:46
That means there's three more germs.
01:34:50
Fox fifty-nine's Zach Myers.
01:34:52
Dirty details. Zach.
01:34:54
That's right, guys.
01:34:55
So even if you go to see a movie by yourself, you're really not alone in that.
01:34:57
See, according to Britain's best way, the average scene in a movie
01:35:00
theater has more than 1864 colonies of bacteria.
01:35:02
That's nearly 14 times the average 2135 colonies.
01:35:05
And the cupholders are even always heard.
01:35:06
Toilet seats were later cleaned away more.
01:35:09
My keyboard has more bacteria, colonies, bacteria,
01:35:12
which is about eight because like as many as a toilet seat.
01:35:15
Now, thankfully, most of the types of bacteria are largely harmless to humans.
01:35:20
But I tell you what, I can hardly even pronounce half of these names.
01:35:24
Africa Caucus are part of our natural skin flora.
01:35:27
Next, anyone else backless are found in my water.
01:35:31
A small, small thing.
01:35:34
More dullness is more a bonus.
01:35:37
It can cause infections in hospitals, but they rarely post ammonia.
01:35:41
Sounds like a fake anal does, which at worst can alert the old popcorn.
01:35:46
So unless you want to be that guy who brings, oh, they put stuff in the popcorn.
01:35:50
Everything I'll ever grow and is not a whole lot more.
01:35:52
Do you ever avoid contact with the germs there?
01:35:55
But you can take some steps after the movie.
01:35:58
First of all, you can go to the bathroom and wash your hands
01:36:00
before you leave the theater or use sanitizer.
01:36:03
If you forget, should you put a comma and then get home?
01:36:06
Take off your shoes and wipe down.
01:36:08
Maybe go to the bathroom and wash your hands.
01:36:09
Wipe or something which you might want to do every now and then anyway.
01:36:13
And change your clothes before you sit on to your furniture so
01:36:16
you're not transferring way before you go for your furniture from the theater seat.
01:36:21
Personally, I feel like taking a shower just after working on this story,
01:36:24
but maybe that's just me.
01:36:25
You can read more about this study. You went to a sticky theater.
01:36:28
Sticky movie theater in.
01:36:30
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So,
01:36:34
so you got a sticky business here.
01:36:35
So last, why do I feel like I'm darker than I should be?
01:36:38
You are. No offense.
01:36:41
Last week we made note.
01:36:43
We made it very much like the the amount of viewers that we had.
01:36:47
We were not having, as many likes.
01:36:49
And so we were asking people to like, you can still do like,
01:36:52
you can like there are 30 people watching, apparently.
01:36:54
And if there are 30 people watching there, if you're real and not just a bot,
01:36:57
because we'd like to know if these are bots or not.
01:36:59
Yeah. Come on,
01:37:02
come on, come on, do it.
01:37:05
Do you know?
01:37:08
Are there put gibberish in there.
01:37:10
So let us know. Let us know. You're not just some, but.
01:37:15
We have, You pronounce Copenhagen like it's an ice cream.
01:37:18
Do we. Do we talk about that?
01:37:20
I've been commenting out of the entire time.
01:37:23
I couldn't seem to.
01:37:25
Yeah, yeah, I think, your comments were misinterpreted
01:37:28
as brother's comments during the monologue.
01:37:29
That was a little bit embarrassing, but that's okay.
01:37:32
That's okay.
01:37:32
I think the second thing to go is, yeah, I see I don't need the the credit.
01:37:37
Right. Yeah.
01:37:38
I mean, I can't read this on the same site.
01:37:42
Oh, okay.
01:37:43
You exist on the spectrum for sure.
01:37:47
These would have made more sense in context that corporate greed
01:37:51
is why we have the cures for diseases that we do, cures or treatments.
01:37:56
They don't.
01:37:57
They don't treat the symptoms.
01:37:58
You're not curing anything.
01:38:00
Yeah, but that's the business model.
01:38:01
If you cure something, you don't get paid anymore.
01:38:04
I don't I know that's the problem.
01:38:06
That's why we need a paradigm shift.
01:38:08
What do you mean? What is the paradigm shift?
01:38:10
Forcing companies to make things and people to be slaves?
01:38:15
It's no, it's changed people's lifestyle.
01:38:17
Instead of thinking they can just get a quick fix.
01:38:20
Sometimes there's always going
01:38:21
to be diseases and bacterias and and stuff like that.
01:38:25
You're
01:38:26
not going to get past that anger.
01:38:29
But aren't those things created or magnified by the actual pharmaceuticals?
01:38:33
We could make a perfectly sterile environment.
01:38:36
Antibiotics are creating a super, but not today.
01:38:41
You that or the amount of money
01:38:42
that it would cost to do that would would be
01:38:45
astronomical.
01:38:46
Yeah, yeah.
01:38:49
Well, we can print as much.
01:38:50
I'm not saying that should never be.
01:38:52
I'm saying there's a problem.
01:38:56
What's the problem?
01:38:56
I don't think that's a problem.
01:38:58
We should go to Rumble.
01:38:59
It's why we're doing that right now. Without.
01:39:01
Without the need for the ingenuity to do stuff like that.
01:39:05
And the main driver is going to be revenue.
01:39:07
Like, I don't understand why.
01:39:08
Why that doesn't make sense when in that regard,
01:39:12
like you're just you're paying for a good and service
01:39:15
and that's the price of the good and service.
01:39:16
I mean, that's just is what it is.
01:39:19
If you don't like it, get in a fight and be a make drugs in.
01:39:24
Whoa.
01:39:25
I don't whole long stretch of options
01:39:28
if we're going over the road.
01:39:34
What a fuck.
01:39:35
Starts a conversation like that
01:39:38
I hear crickets I don't know
01:39:40
I guess I've got one more suggestion.
01:39:43
There's a clip that you guys saved for me
01:39:46
for this week that you wanted my reaction to.
01:39:49
And I saw that it was on the tube and I skipped it
01:39:52
because I want a fresh reaction.
01:39:56
I don't know what it was.
01:39:57
It's it looks like it was a wrapper. I'm sorry.
01:40:00
I may have been smoking too much already, but do we go or go to rebel?
01:40:03
Oh, no.
01:40:03
No not yet should I or do you want to?
01:40:06
We don't have time for this.
01:40:09
Now for the wrapper.
01:40:10
How do you know it's from somebody else's podcast?
01:40:12
I don't I don't know, you watch, YouTube is going to be.
01:40:16
I don't think so.
01:40:18
It's pretty easy.
01:40:19
You just go to rumble accommodations.
01:40:22
Oh, I'll be right there.
01:40:23
I think there should be probably a thing in the description of the video
01:40:26
on YouTube to just click on, and it should probably just take you right over.
01:40:29
Should there not be.
01:40:31
Okay.
01:40:31
Right there there there should on that.
01:40:35
YouTube wants a type of my blood picture of my passport in order
01:40:39
to put in a sperm specimen, just so that I can post links in the description.
01:40:44
So even though you see it, you might not be able to click on it.
01:40:48
Oh, I didn't type that in there right.
01:40:52
You type that in and they are there.
01:40:54
You don't even need the Http. Yes.
01:40:56
You just are blue.com/fledge
01:41:02
rants f la d g e rants or rant.
01:41:08
Oh good.
01:41:08
You can spell and you can spell our audio listeners.
01:41:12
Maybe they
01:41:14
brilliant.
01:41:15
I was just trying to come up with some stupid joke that didn't land for.
01:41:19
So it's 32 of these people are not staring at their screen constantly, right?
01:41:22
So they're just listening.
01:41:23
I'd like to hope other that other than maybe they're bots, I don't know,
01:41:27
prove me wrong. Or maybe prove me wrong.
01:41:30
Oh, maybe they're commenting on YouTube and really don't even check those.
01:41:35
I think radio does.
01:41:37
I'd like to think Birdy does.
01:41:38
I check all the time.
01:41:39
We get comments on shorts, but not on the long form.
01:41:42
We get longs on the shorts, but not really on the long form.
01:41:46
I'm a long.
01:41:47
Oh, and you say that some shit
01:41:50
ain't there some, man?
01:41:51
Remember when you ran on a whim? Okay.
01:41:57
The unfiltered and
01:41:59
crude proclamation of unrestrained speech.
01:42:03
All right, folks, listen up.
01:42:05
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01:42:14
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01:42:18
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01:42:21
We're just trying to spread some joy without stepping on too many toes.
01:42:24
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01:42:25
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01:42:27
The sole purpose of our discourse, be it from guest post or any random loud
01:42:31
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01:42:34
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01:42:36
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01:42:39
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01:42:41
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01:42:48
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01:42:51
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01:42:54
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Nobody's safe.
01:42:59
Not even game games.
01:43:01
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01:43:04
Listen, we ain't here to hold your hand or sugarcoat anything.
01:43:07
So if our jokes offend you, tough luck.
01:43:11
We're not responsible for any ruffled feathers or hurt feelings.
01:43:14
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01:43:15
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01:43:19
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01:43:21
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01:43:28
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01:43:29
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01:43:32
whether alive or pushing up daisies, is purely coincidental
01:43:35
and probably a result of us hitting the bottle too hard.
01:43:39
We're pretty sure the Earth is round, and I didn't actually take myself out,
01:43:41
but honestly, who cares? Article five
01:43:45
parody
01:43:47
because why not?
01:43:50
Parody and satire are our bread and butter folks any likeness to actual people
01:43:55
or characters is just us having a laugh, not a reason for a lawsuit.
01:44:00
We might not be the smartest cookies in the jar,
01:44:03
but we should not have to stir up some trouble selling clothing.
01:44:07
If you've made it this far without getting your undies in a twist and congrats!
01:44:11
You're our kind of people.
01:44:12
We're just here to crack a few tasteless jokes, spread some questionable joy,
01:44:16
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01:44:19
That is the super secret.
01:44:21
Ready for a wild ride to the absurd realms of our humor.
01:44:24
While flags rants. Why?
01:44:41
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:44:42
let's get ready to.
01:44:49
Rumble!
01:44:50
I hope that you're ready to rumble.
01:44:51
I hope you're ready to rumble.
01:44:54
Yeah.
01:44:59
Welder
01:45:00
is getting pretty sick and tired of women
01:45:03
with those septum piercings who thinks that shit is attractive?
01:45:06
I think they do.
01:45:09
That's the little bit they know, though.
01:45:11
Yeah, well, it just septum.
01:45:13
Either the bull ring or the C.
01:45:17
I don't know what they call that.
01:45:18
You know, the half of a half of a ring.
01:45:20
Yeah.
01:45:21
And anyone that goes through the septum is basically symbolic
01:45:24
of pulling a calf or cow or cattle around.
01:45:30
Very submissive.
01:45:30
And they don't I think they think it's empowering.
01:45:32
I don't know, as I'm saying, all that.
01:45:35
Somebody that I'm very close to and responsible for, for most of my life
01:45:39
has at one.
01:45:40
Yeah. Irritating.
01:45:41
But if I were to say, oh my God, I don't like that, then she'd have to.
01:45:47
Which is a fun little thing
01:45:49
we do with our, My wife came home with a nose ring one time,
01:45:53
and I rolled my eyes and walked out of the room,
01:45:57
and I've not seen the the whole is grown shut,
01:46:01
and I have not seen the the that piece of jewelry again.
01:46:06
What's the septum?
01:46:08
That's happened there
01:46:11
like a bull.
01:46:15
Like a bloody nose?
01:46:16
No, I think with two nostrils as a septum.
01:46:21
You either don't accept them or you septum.
01:46:26
Thanks, Brady.
01:46:35
Guys.
01:46:36
It's flat.
01:46:37
We may need to pause this morning.
01:46:40
Oh, no.
01:46:41
No, you don't let him know if you need to kind of have a map of the Earth.
01:46:45
Well, Earth. The only thing that I. The map.
01:46:48
Okay, so the map of the Earth that that that you are
01:46:51
used to would have, like the United States over here,
01:46:54
we have Asia and Africa over here, and we have Australia somewhere down here.
01:46:58
Right.
01:46:59
Well okay.
01:47:00
So if you travel from LA those are not September.
01:47:03
And clearly don't go all the way over you know like Asian.
01:47:07
All that to get there. Right. Right. Go the other way. Right, right.
01:47:09
But that doesn't mean that it wraps around okay.
01:47:12
If you take that does it that world that you thinking
01:47:15
about and flatten it like make it go this way.
01:47:18
That's the I don't know what he means by that. We take.
01:47:19
So the United States is here and the rest of the world is north right here.
01:47:24
Then you take this pad there.
01:47:25
Any time I go to travel, I always go over.
01:47:28
We never go this way around.
01:47:30
That's one thing.
01:47:31
Another thing.
01:47:32
Interesting. Okay.
01:47:33
Another thing is, if you try to,
01:47:36
we can go up,
01:47:38
down, left, right, right,
01:47:41
right, right, right there.
01:47:44
That means we live in a dome that we're not on top of a flat surface.
01:47:48
We're not a world on top of a round thing.
01:47:51
You would.
01:47:53
We're not a world on top of round things.
01:47:57
So I, I'm,
01:47:59
I'm really confused about what he means by that.
01:48:02
And I think
01:48:05
the best way I can understand it, because he doesn't really elaborate much,
01:48:09
but the best I can understand is
01:48:10
why he thinks if, like, we're on an Earth, like the crust in the shell
01:48:14
to where like, there would be no up and down per se,
01:48:17
because like you said, like if somebody else is down,
01:48:21
if somebody else is up, you know what I mean?
01:48:23
It it I think that's what I thought what he was saying was
01:48:26
you can go left, right, up and down, but you can't go north or south.
01:48:31
I thought that's what he was saying.
01:48:32
But he's pointing up right now.
01:48:34
Maybe he's explained now.
01:48:36
No, he does because he said he likens down to a basement.
01:48:39
But I don't know what he means by up then. So
01:48:42
but go ahead.
01:48:42
Continue to be able to go up and down.
01:48:45
If we were on top of something like, can you go down though like that.
01:48:48
You can go downstairs.
01:48:49
Oh God. Yeah, yeah.
01:48:51
You wouldn't be able to do that if we were flat on.
01:48:54
If we were on top of something round, you wouldn't be able to do what we.
01:48:57
What, though?
01:48:58
You couldn't go downstairs.
01:49:01
Is he okay?
01:49:04
So they smoked a lot of weed, right?
01:49:05
Hold on. So he's right? Yeah.
01:49:07
We live in a two dimensional.
01:49:09
If we live in a fifth dimensional world.
01:49:10
He's correct.
01:49:12
If we were on a two dimensional plane,
01:49:15
which is?
01:49:16
We have to go downstairs.
01:49:18
That's where he got suspended.
01:49:20
No, he said we can't go downstairs.
01:49:23
But since trying to.
01:49:24
Do you know what all flat earthers have in common?
01:49:27
They all live on a globe.
01:49:33
Only way that we can traveling.
01:49:34
And that's what he bases some of this on, is
01:49:37
his travel.
01:49:39
But as soon as you ride an airplane, you realize
01:49:42
we live on more of the world than you have.
01:49:45
Yes, I'm sure he has his perspective.
01:49:47
Not more valid than yours.
01:49:50
I'm going
01:49:52
to take this in a direction you probably didn't expect.
01:49:56
Flat earthers have their place, and it's to
01:49:59
cast doubt on the narrative we've been given.
01:50:02
But but a conspiracy
01:50:05
that involves every navigator,
01:50:08
white crew, every pilot,
01:50:11
all the militaries of the world, the every space program.
01:50:17
This is it involves so many people,
01:50:20
and they're all, like, snickering behind our backs.
01:50:23
That's that is so far fetched and unbelievable.
01:50:28
But the point is that
01:50:31
where the truth is being concealed from us.
01:50:35
And so in a sense, they're on the right track.
01:50:39
But, man, the the dome, like,
01:50:44
he thinks that
01:50:47
what the world appears
01:50:50
from just standing with your feet flat
01:50:53
on the ground and looking around, that is all that's going on.
01:50:57
And that's so ridiculous.
01:51:00
That's like taking unnecessarily no, no, no water from the ocean
01:51:05
and examining that drop of water from the ocean
01:51:08
and seeing that there are no whales in that drop of water.
01:51:12
So therefore there are no whales in the ocean.
01:51:18
But you can go downstairs.
01:51:20
That's so stupid.
01:51:24
He got he did a happy.
01:51:26
He's so happy when he talks about it to I think.
01:51:29
Yeah. That way.
01:51:30
That's why we live on a flat earth. Got it.
01:51:33
Yeah. Isn't the cover a cushion? Oranges too?
01:51:35
Don't you got the.
01:51:36
That's cool. It's one of those album people used to. I don't scare nobody.
01:51:41
I don't back over you.
01:51:43
But that actual landmass that we live on.
01:51:45
Okay.
01:51:46
It's not the shape of the map that you were given in third grade.
01:51:51
Okay, doctor, you got it.
01:51:52
You got to stop thinking I got you.
01:51:54
You got to stop thinking. That is the narrative.
01:51:55
If even if
01:51:58
you do have to stop thinking that in order to stop anything, he's right there.
01:52:02
And I mean, he's right about that.
01:52:04
I mean, there are some things he's absolutely right about.
01:52:07
Stop thinking that the color red is right if you're going to call it red anymore.
01:52:10
And we're all going to call it blue.
01:52:11
Otherwise my statement isn't going to work.
01:52:13
Do you know what reminds me of Stephan?
01:52:18
The need for a high five every 30s.
01:52:22
He's a high fives a motherfucker.
01:52:24
There's a whole song about him.
01:52:27
You know, anything that actually is.
01:52:29
Yeah.
01:52:30
Like, if you look at that sky, there's nothing that caps that.
01:52:33
I just think about the sunset, though.
01:52:34
And you know how it, like, kind of goes down and coming up on a high five,
01:52:39
I don't know to me when it say like all damn day
01:52:43
can't leave in that day when it no it goes around.
01:52:46
Oh you think it goes this.
01:52:47
Yeah. Yep.
01:52:48
Holy. Yeah.
01:52:49
I like the way he does that
01:52:52
because he goes around like if the, if the
01:52:55
this guy comes and goes this way then we're not going to see it.
01:52:59
You can't leave.
01:52:59
Then it just hits this side okay.
01:53:02
Yeah. Okay.
01:53:03
Can we get the tire.
01:53:06
Wait.
01:53:07
Is that this creep is now.
01:53:10
Oh, no.
01:53:12
It went away for a long time.
01:53:14
Yeah, we but think so.
01:53:17
So he's going on several people, I guess,
01:53:21
in the last year.
01:53:23
And, he's throwing this out there a few times
01:53:26
and, he's been in recently because he just baffles me.
01:53:30
Like, is he talking like the firmament?
01:53:35
Yeah, because I think he elaborates in another podcast
01:53:38
about, like, they're loading the water there being another world,
01:53:41
another firmament, and another firmament separated by the ice wall.
01:53:47
It's all separated, but we don't know.
01:53:51
It's like I feel bad for him.
01:53:54
But on the other hand,
01:53:56
someone needs to point out that we are being fed a false narrative.
01:54:00
It's just not the shape of the world
01:54:03
that's fake.
01:54:07
Oh, that's true.
01:54:08
It's true.
01:54:10
Does he have blond tips now?
01:54:13
His profile picture should, like shining through it.
01:54:18
It kind of looks like that.
01:54:21
I don't know why I was compelled to show that right now.
01:54:24
He should have been a little bit like some, like, golden tan.
01:54:29
The gentleman called him, like, what a great scam
01:54:33
to try to to buy his his, the toilet.
01:54:38
And it's not available to watch.
01:54:41
You can only buy it if you're if you still watch.
01:54:47
No, I think he can buy whatever he wants.
01:54:48
There's a kid.
01:54:50
That's a good one.
01:54:51
I like that I'm the kid.
01:54:55
You know, I've watched, like, 18 times since last time.
01:54:58
Mount Rushmore, the, the I video.
01:55:01
Sorry, I miss some comments.
01:55:03
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:55:04
I got this one really quick.
01:55:06
He's on my Mount Rushmore of Bible figures.
01:55:08
Get it? Figures.
01:55:09
There's this brother.
01:55:11
Nice figures. Yep, I get it.
01:55:14
Actually, these don't move.
01:55:15
So they're not figures. These are more figurines.
01:55:18
What?
01:55:19
Yeah.
01:55:20
Is that what the action action figures are?
01:55:22
Figures I think have to move. Otherwise they're just.
01:55:25
Yeah, there's no action, right? Right.
01:55:27
Although you don't, I kind of I move the goalpost a little bit. You said
01:55:30
figures and I added action because I, I never, I never played with dolls.
01:55:34
I don't know what your eyes.
01:55:35
You said you requested confusing.
01:55:39
All right.
01:55:39
We got all kinds of comments about this, flat earth stuff.
01:55:42
And since we have comments because there's apparently 30 people
01:55:45
watching and only one person's commenting, so comments show called come,
01:55:48
I think better be some other. Well, you just you just nailed it.
01:55:51
All 30 of them are welder. He just keeps his phone.
01:55:53
He's got such a shitty connection. It just I hope not.
01:55:56
We're trying to find that out. Are these bots. Yeah, it's gonna
01:56:00
do it.
01:56:02
All the moon landings were confirmed, I believe, within the last month.
01:56:05
They have picks and have located all of where the original lunar
01:56:08
rovers and modules were left on the moon's surface.
01:56:11
Yeah, it is really bizarre.
01:56:13
There's also a mirror, a mirror experiment you can bounce a laser off of.
01:56:17
Yeah, you could do that from your backyard.
01:56:19
No you can't.
01:56:21
I mean, I guess you could, but it has serious ass laser equipment.
01:56:24
You can't just point one of those laser pointers at it.
01:56:27
But I get what you're saying.
01:56:28
Like saying thin air instead of explaining the scientific process of it all.
01:56:32
No, I'm saying backyard instead of thin air.
01:56:35
If your backyard was an observatory, correct.
01:56:38
Or a science center, right?
01:56:40
You say I was using that in air.
01:56:42
And Ryan's comment, if you're the fire of the Biden administration,
01:56:48
he's like, well, I just I don't we can prove the moon landing.
01:56:51
Please let me back.
01:56:51
I don't know why they need to like
01:56:55
they've confirmed it.
01:56:56
Why does it need to be.
01:56:57
Shouldn't it already be known like yeah.
01:56:59
And they're already, you know, plenty of information.
01:57:02
It's well documented.
01:57:04
Why did they just recently have to.
01:57:06
It's also safe to not assume if you weren't actually there,
01:57:10
it just seems like, well, what do you make it made fun of?
01:57:12
But there's not going to be your life will be just fine
01:57:14
if you think that they never landed on the moon.
01:57:17
So I'm fine with that.
01:57:18
Something I wasn't alive in 1969.
01:57:22
One of the things that when they talk about going in the moon
01:57:24
now, like in the past, maybe 5 to 7 years,
01:57:27
they've they've mentioned and they've talked about logistic problems
01:57:31
that they would have ran to the first time that they got going to the moon.
01:57:34
And they're sitting here going, how do we do this?
01:57:36
And it's like, well, I don't know, the same way
01:57:38
you did it before or better because it's like 5060.
01:57:42
So how how many years of technology. No.
01:57:46
Just for that anymore to be
01:57:49
and they're concerned about radiation and,
01:57:52
and the health of the astronauts than they were they were reckless.
01:57:57
Buzz Aldrin did just fine.
01:57:59
Yeah.
01:58:00
Now the environmental environmentalist are like, you ain't blasting that rocket off
01:58:04
unless it's got,
01:58:06
more time, space, more radiation.
01:58:09
The more holes get blasted through your body.
01:58:13
It's it's not good for you
01:58:15
visually tripping it just be tripping.
01:58:18
It's not good to be down here either, though.
01:58:20
So, I mean, it's, you know.
01:58:22
No, no, no, no, everything's going to kill you.
01:58:25
It is. Yep.
01:58:27
If you look, it's
01:58:28
it's almost like this, this electric blanket, it's going to kill me.
01:58:31
But it's connection from freezing to death right now.
01:58:34
Unless you're actually cycling.
01:58:35
Right. And the Lord returns.
01:58:37
Yeah. It's like we weren't meant to be.
01:58:38
Here in this dome is protecting us, right?
01:58:41
It's absolutely mind bending.
01:58:43
The explanations flat
01:58:44
earthers have when describing why they believe the Earth is flat.
01:58:48
Yeah.
01:58:49
Oh, yeah,
01:58:51
flat earthers are so fucking loud about being so wrong.
01:58:55
Reminds me of another group that I can.
01:58:59
I'll just say it. Atheists.
01:59:01
This is what's wrong with the world, so I don't.
01:59:03
I'm not comparing that the concept.
01:59:05
I understand that one is logically sound and the other is not,
01:59:08
but just the whole fucking loud part.
01:59:11
I'm a staunch militant atheist, not just an atheist.
01:59:15
An atheist is so wrong.
01:59:17
You're as wrong as a believer from my point of view.
01:59:21
Equally like you're.
01:59:24
From my point of view, yes.
01:59:26
Because I'm. I'm 50 over 50.
01:59:28
I know you're you're right. Why? Why?
01:59:30
No, no it's not. There's two options.
01:59:34
There either is something or there isn't.
01:59:36
Is my debate that I'm referring to now.
01:59:37
You had a different you're going to call a magic man and say you win the argument.
01:59:42
But we have to agree there either is or isn't.
01:59:46
There is no green on the roulette wheel here.
01:59:48
It's either two, two options.
01:59:49
Doesn't mean 5050.
01:59:52
Why doesn't those two options don't have equal?
01:59:55
It's not 5050. Brady.
01:59:57
Even if you've got two choices
01:59:59
for somebody you bitches I mean I'm sorry for somebody who preaches determinism.
02:00:02
You're full of shit. It is 5050.
02:00:04
We can I understand where you could do some Sheldon thing?
02:00:07
Where I have a 50%. I have a mean.
02:00:11
I don't have a 50% chance of something showing up and blah, blah, blah.
02:00:14
Yeah, right. But we're only talking about the outcome.
02:00:16
I don't want to get into a debate of why there is or how much to what extent.
02:00:19
I'm just saying there either is or isn't the outcome.
02:00:22
At the end.
02:00:23
One of us is going to find out and one of us is going to find out,
02:00:27
but we could find out things you never know.
02:00:30
No one's ever going to find out.
02:00:32
I was right. The. Oh, yeah, 50 you will.
02:00:35
You'll find out if you pass away and that's it.
02:00:40
You'll know. That's how I find out.
02:00:43
Yes. That's the only way you can find out
02:00:46
if you like, if you go through some portal or some energy transformation.
02:00:50
Can't find out.
02:00:51
I'm the one that doesn't get to be validated.
02:00:54
I don't get it. Now, again. So you're.
02:00:57
I don't want to the levels of validations, the levels of reason, reasonable reason
02:01:02
that the levels of reason not important right here
02:01:06
the outcome is 5050.
02:01:11
It is a 5050.
02:01:12
It's a coin toss.
02:01:14
Thank you.
02:01:17
Anybody who believes the Earth is flat should immediately be silenced,
02:01:21
not listened to, banned from speaking on a large audience platform.
02:01:24
No no no, not at all.
02:01:27
Because I want to hear everything I want to hear every three years.
02:01:30
So what you need to do
02:01:32
on the opposing side then, brother, instead of just banning people,
02:01:36
is to say your point of view and make them seem foolish
02:01:38
or change their mind, which is very difficult to do.
02:01:41
You know that almost no one changes their mind in the midst of a debate.
02:01:44
They usually have an epiphany on their own,
02:01:47
and they take credit for it themselves, even though it's other influence
02:01:51
almost nobody.
02:01:51
You almost never change anyone's mind.
02:01:54
Knowing that going into a debate helps.
02:01:57
That reminds me of a joke.
02:01:58
Guys running late for a job interview.
02:02:01
Praise.
02:02:02
Oh Lord, if you find me a closed parking spot,
02:02:06
I'll stop womanizing, drinking, and gambling.
02:02:09
Oh never mind, I found one.
02:02:16
And this one have come from.
02:02:19
No, there's no action.
02:02:22
You can't even remove them.
02:02:23
You can't even remove the megaphone.
02:02:25
It's just a stamped.
02:02:27
Oh, I could probably print this. I could print these. We could.
02:02:28
We could have these cheaper.
02:02:30
I let's do this.
02:02:34
Can you print it in the box?
02:02:36
Yeah, I need it in the box.
02:02:38
I could, but that would be ridiculous.
02:02:41
Okay.
02:02:42
I would like my a toy box.
02:02:44
I want a toy toy in a box.
02:02:45
I want to talk to you about nerd words,
02:02:47
but that is called in place printing in place printing.
02:02:51
Wow. Yeah.
02:02:52
Which are the hinges? Like you can make a chain.
02:02:54
You can make a ball with a whistle in it or a whistle with a ball in it.
02:02:58
Either way,
02:03:00
one of them would blow the whistle on it.
02:03:03
I can do that for you to both.
02:03:05
One of the coolest in place things I made was one of those, Latin shakers.
02:03:10
Like an egg.
02:03:12
Okay.
02:03:13
It didn't shake for a while.
02:03:14
I thought, oh,
02:03:16
but then I went back and read the instructions like,
02:03:18
you got to beat the fuck out of it.
02:03:19
And then all the little beans
02:03:20
that are around the edges print, it'll start breaking free.
02:03:23
It's real hard to print in midair.
02:03:25
Wow. Photosynthesis can take energy out of thin air.
02:03:29
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can never, ever worry in your backyard.
02:03:34
You can never, ever print in midair.
02:03:37
You have to always have a base or some type of a foundation to print.
02:03:40
Can you print in mid John Cena? Er,
02:03:44
yeah, I could, but I don't have the money to.
02:03:47
Oh well that would be expensive.
02:03:51
I, I we should almost bet on it.
02:03:55
You get your best offer
02:03:58
for it.
02:04:00
See there's a big book.
02:04:01
I used to have people when I used to sell different products,
02:04:05
they would always come to me and say, I can get it on eBay.
02:04:08
I'm sorry.
02:04:09
When they're trying to give me products, I can sell it on eBay for $1,700.
02:04:13
Now you can put it on eBay for $1,700.
02:04:15
You can't sell it on eBay for that.
02:04:17
Tell me what it's going for, not what it's what some idiot selling.
02:04:22
If that's the case, then go, go go ahead.
02:04:25
Yeah. Go go do it.
02:04:26
Do you ever have the full cycle high
02:04:27
on epiphany when you're in a car doing acid or something?
02:04:30
Whatever you did when you were younger. Of course.
02:04:32
I just learned about this yesterday.
02:04:33
Yeah.
02:04:34
Where you finally say, hey, everyone's going to be so stoned in the world
02:04:37
with all this legal weeds and legal drugs
02:04:39
and everything, you'll be able to actually sell a can of air,
02:04:42
and then people will be like. And then they'll be straight for a minute.
02:04:44
They'll be like, oh, this is so fucking cool and different.
02:04:47
You know just like
02:04:49
again that oxygen and nitrogen, there's a few
02:04:53
oxygen bars.
02:04:54
They were a big thing for a while and they did those last
02:04:57
I studied instead of drinking.
02:04:59
You go in and you get infused with oxygen.
02:05:02
Now that sounds fancy but it just means inhale into your lung.
02:05:06
The oxygen bars.
02:05:07
Yeah, we did those at, Gibraltar Trade Center once or twice.
02:05:10
I could.
02:05:11
You did it just for the gimmick.
02:05:12
The one time I think we got it, we did it for free.
02:05:15
And then that time, I think we just paid for it.
02:05:18
I don't know, it just gets you an oxygen.
02:05:20
How you breathe clean air.
02:05:21
And so you get more, you know, you're you just kind of get like, just feel
02:05:27
better.
02:05:27
Or at least you think you do. You know,
02:05:30
I feel like I do already.
02:05:33
It's awesome.
02:05:35
Awesome.
02:05:36
It is.
02:05:36
No, it was, it was whatever they done flavors to it.
02:05:39
It smell nice.
02:05:40
I love the microphone.
02:05:42
If anyone didn't notice.
02:05:43
Also in the, in the intros, there's two examples of the same microphone as well.
02:05:48
And the, Prince has one and I forget who has the other one.
02:05:50
Richard. Richard.
02:05:51
Price that it's that
02:05:55
that everyone before 1950.
02:06:02
Right.
02:06:04
It's a beautiful microphone.
02:06:08
Yeah.
02:06:09
And the do that was, at that.
02:06:11
Incredible. I tried 60 of them.
02:06:14
Didn't come out.
02:06:14
It would say piss toit d d10,
02:06:17
you know, just some kind of weird combination of Detroit Pistons.
02:06:21
Yeah.
02:06:21
And then I finally complained about it.
02:06:23
Yeah. It's ten
02:06:26
by the will of God, compelled by Jesus Christ himself.
02:06:29
The next time I hit
02:06:31
whatever you hit, boom!
02:06:33
Perf perfect one came out.
02:06:34
The Detroit actually messed up, but it's hidden behind the microphone,
02:06:37
the microphones, it's so giant it hides half the jersey.
02:06:41
Yeah, it was, fighting 911 and sandwiches.
02:06:45
Here, I'll show this one real quick while he's gone.
02:06:51
I like the my favorite part.
02:06:53
Yeah, that's my favorite part. As the door
02:06:56
and just the look on her face.
02:06:59
If she come with a pack of cigarets, I'm sure there's a cigaret in her hand.
02:07:01
It's blocked by this, my parents logo.
02:07:03
So. Yeah, you got we got to add the second.
02:07:05
You know, the second edition has to have some extra stuff.
02:07:08
So we'll add the cigaret.
02:07:11
We can't forget.
02:07:12
Dan,
02:07:16
it's got his air hose there.
02:07:18
My lord,
02:07:20
it's amazing.
02:07:22
I saw with my eyes.
02:07:22
I know what you said, Dave, I read it. You a real piece of shit.
02:07:25
Not like a real piece of shit.
02:07:27
Like of a piece of shit and a piece of shit and take a shit.
02:07:30
You that piece of shit.
02:07:31
Hi, Dave.
02:07:32
Hi, Dave.
02:07:32
Hi, Dave.
02:07:35
Did you see the new food pyramid?
02:07:38
Yeah. No.
02:07:43
First of all, from this far away, it looks like a slice of everything.
02:07:46
Pizza. Okay,
02:07:48
so I think Domino's is sponsoring the new food pyramid.
02:07:51
They're like, let's, let's.
02:07:52
They won't even know.
02:07:53
They'll see it and be like, I want pizza.
02:07:56
Which ironically is not on the food pyramid.
02:08:00
Let's go through it real quick.
02:08:01
Let me move.
02:08:03
It's not going to let me just move on with our
02:08:06
steak is first, first and foremost.
02:08:11
Honestly, that's all that really matters for me.
02:08:12
Steak. Broccoli. I'm good.
02:08:15
Yeah, right.
02:08:17
But they're lying a little bit. Do you?
02:08:18
There's the there's the number one. Number two.
02:08:21
Two things that are most eaten in the United States that are not on this.
02:08:26
And it's not really nice.
02:08:29
Yeah. No.
02:08:29
That's it looks like now it looks like a vagina to me.
02:08:32
Something's wrong with, No, that's why they call it pizza and hotdog.
02:08:36
Anyway, there's there's no corn and there's no soy
02:08:40
on here. Oh.
02:08:44
Which isn't everything.
02:08:45
Bread is at the bottom because,
02:08:47
as you know, bread gets, metabolized into pure sugar.
02:08:51
So you might as well be eating handfuls of candy.
02:08:53
And, you know, unless you have really good, fresh,
02:08:55
whole wheat, it's not a cracked kernel that's been Frankenstein into this.
02:09:00
Like, if you get a subway sandwich in, some European countries,
02:09:03
they have to call it cake because there's so much sugar in it. Wow.
02:09:10
I don't know much more about the food pyramid,
02:09:11
except it didn't exist when I was in elementary school.
02:09:13
Or that this timeline, it didn't really, but I don't know nothing about it.
02:09:19
Well, we've had
02:09:21
yeah, but we were issued it.
02:09:24
I'm pretty sure we had it.
02:09:27
Yeah, but it came out after we graduated.
02:09:32
After we graduated 2 or 3 years
02:09:34
after I graduated.
02:09:38
I don't know, man.
02:09:41
That's the wrong one.
02:09:42
We'll come back to that one.
02:09:44
I got to play this, okay, first.
02:09:45
Otherwise it won't make any sense.
02:09:46
It has an order. I'm just telling you.
02:09:50
Do we need sound?
02:09:53
Yes. Are there any kids doing it on the screen?
02:09:57
I'm like, look at this. This is amazing.
02:09:58
The greatest shot in the history of everything.
02:10:04
Two rollers.
02:10:05
Yeah. Lance going to try to match the roller.
02:10:07
Hits the tree but gets a favorable there.
02:10:10
A hole like this at Stony.
02:10:11
Oh, no way.
02:10:13
That just happened baby.
02:10:16
Oh yeah.
02:10:16
Oh my gosh, it just hit a wall or a he did 389 downhill.
02:10:21
Taking a look at it from the catch. Why you fell.
02:10:23
Yeah that's why that ace was happening.
02:10:25
Oh yeah I did know is true.
02:10:27
Oh my god.
02:10:28
Not only did you get an ace, but to get somebody filming it is way different.
02:10:31
Just comes around the corner,
02:10:33
gets to the base of the hill, pops up and it probably moves 15ft.
02:10:36
Laughs that was the coolest face I've ever seen in my life.
02:10:38
No it's not.
02:10:40
No it's not.
02:10:42
It's almost the coolest ace I've ever seen.
02:10:45
All right.
02:10:46
So we're about to watch the States Brady.
02:10:49
No this is a this is the coolest ace I've ever seen.
02:10:52
Keep in mind, I'm not a disc golfer.
02:10:53
I definitely want your comment on this.
02:10:56
Yeah. This is the coolest one you've ever seen.
02:10:58
We've got you know, at the three.
02:11:00
Yeah. Yeah.
02:11:01
Oh you want to go get what you to go to little.
02:11:06
Oh no.
02:11:06
Go go go go go go go get it.
02:11:12
Go get it.
02:11:13
They're going to turn around.
02:11:15
But that shouldn't count.
02:11:17
Yeah it shouldn't count.
02:11:18
I had no idea.
02:11:19
It just the most.
02:11:22
It shouldn't take one stroke to get the disc
02:11:25
into the basket from where it's attack is.
02:11:28
Where.
02:11:30
Okay, so you can't happened.
02:11:33
So it's do
02:11:35
like.
02:11:35
Oh it's a two. Oh yeah. Oh my poor horrible.
02:11:38
All right. So I guess I was wrong.
02:11:40
It's apparently not the best place I ever thought about it.
02:11:42
Now that's cool.
02:11:43
But it was worth it because if you've ever seen. Oh,
02:11:48
has that ever happened to you just to maintain.
02:11:50
Yeah, it's.
02:11:52
And it's gone.
02:11:53
So to drop it into the basket.
02:11:56
Yeah I've also parked it on top.
02:11:57
And it's also an extra stroke to drop it into the basket.
02:12:01
It's true.
02:12:02
I did not know you're one of those rules.
02:12:09
Fantastic.
02:12:12
No, I never knew that.
02:12:13
I honestly never knew that.
02:12:18
Okay, I'll save that for after show.
02:12:22
What the dog doing.
02:12:24
Oh, this is great.
02:12:26
This is,
02:12:29
Guard dogs.
02:12:31
He loves it, dude.
02:12:33
He knew it, too.
02:12:34
It's like
02:12:36
looking around the Christmas tree
02:12:39
at the Christmas party.
02:12:43
Mistletoe hunt.
02:12:44
He's like, where do you see?
02:12:46
And it's a picture.
02:12:48
Is that a whole series of these rockin around
02:12:51
the Christmas tree last Christmas?
02:12:54
Look what I could do it.
02:12:56
I could do without the walrus.
02:12:57
Get some fucking silly things. Got him.
02:13:01
The dog is in every video.
02:13:03
He's got one more little bit of feeling.
02:13:07
I almost
02:13:09
I already hold on.
02:13:10
Let me see.
02:13:11
A dog is never naked.
02:13:13
Let the rest of the dogs I like run up
02:13:16
and down the garden over the Christmas.
02:13:20
I have a hat.
02:13:21
No. You think they're carrying them up?
02:13:24
Everyone?
02:13:25
Eventually, they probably are the new.
02:13:28
Oh, but I don't, dude.
02:13:29
All right, here's a public service announcement.
02:13:31
Don't. Don't go down with your dog.
02:13:33
Oh, things about to bother them.
02:13:37
Your dog comes up, you down, you go around
02:13:41
you Christmas tree at Christmas party.
02:13:44
Up at mistletoe hung where you can't see.
02:13:49
And I'm pretty sure I looped it already, right.
02:13:52
Yeah.
02:13:54
All right, I think so.
02:13:54
Fantastic.
02:13:56
It doesn't matter.
02:14:03
Oh that didn't work.
02:14:04
There's what the dog doing too.
02:14:06
Oh I see, I'm like I thought, I thought I just clicked on it.
02:14:09
Yeah.
02:14:10
What.
02:14:11
Go and see.
02:14:13
Was anything good.
02:14:15
Never music.
02:14:16
Yeah.
02:14:17
You gotta watch this in.
02:14:18
This music's a bit better.
02:14:20
Not by too much, but
02:14:22
it's not going to be cold on his little willy.
02:14:25
Yeah, yeah, you get cold.
02:14:27
He's going to enjoy it, though.
02:14:29
Stop this.
02:14:30
Oh, he's like a waterfall drawn with this one.
02:14:33
He's drawn fucking.
02:14:34
He's making wavy patters with his one foot. Yeah.
02:14:41
What did you get from me, Billy?
02:14:43
What? I should know, fishing.
02:14:45
See, you gotta imagine, though, with a dog's memory.
02:14:47
This is like the first time he's ever been in snow.
02:14:50
Every time.
02:14:51
Yeah.
02:14:56
So I think I don't want to take the time to come and slap up.
02:15:02
So I'm not in the deep, dark, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy.
02:15:07
Oh, he's training to be happy.
02:15:13
I saw Gary.
02:15:18
Somebody else want to read that word?
02:15:20
I'm not sure what a putting in.
02:15:22
Oh, but I saw Gary stick a putt into the actual side of the basket.
02:15:27
He said it counted as going in the basket.
02:15:29
Remember that? Gary? Remember I knew?
02:15:32
Was that Stoney?
02:15:33
Was that before you learn the rules?
02:15:38
No, it was before they changed the rules.
02:15:41
No. As a matter of fact, if it's suspended by the basket,
02:15:46
it can be hanging outside of the basket.
02:15:48
And it does actually count as in its on top of the basket
02:15:52
that it doesn't your own.
02:15:56
Let's look it up.
02:15:57
I check
02:15:59
you check.
02:16:02
I was about to ask you guys what kind of a fucking disc is a memento?
02:16:06
Fucking asshole.
02:16:09
It is, it is,
02:16:10
as has always been, my understanding that if you, get it
02:16:14
stuck anywhere on the basket
02:16:18
or not, that the
02:16:21
ball or the.
02:16:23
There are any, like the chain area,
02:16:26
but if it is suspended by the basket itself that's in.
02:16:32
Okay. Gary.
02:16:34
So technically hearing right I'm going to look that up.
02:16:37
We missed our 12:00 window.
02:16:38
So I'm going to play this while I look it up.
02:16:42
Oh yeah I'm quiet now. You go ahead Gary.
02:16:46
This is the most commented video.
02:16:48
Really.
02:16:49
No, no.
02:16:50
You have the links all messed up.
02:16:53
That's all your system. Yeah, there's no, no, this is Joe Button.
02:16:56
No, the.
02:16:57
Hold on a second mash up.
02:16:58
This is my suggestion for a mash up.
02:17:00
If you were to do mash up.
02:17:03
Whatever.
02:17:04
Diane, this is nothing about your system's all fucked up.
02:17:09
He says. Yeah.
02:17:12
Oh, you do it then how did it get mashed up, man?
02:17:15
What are you gonna present?
02:17:15
Like a dick?
02:17:18
Hold on, hold on, wait.
02:17:20
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you fucking asshole.
02:17:24
I thought I was presenting in normal way.
02:17:28
I only like the backhand. Love the dick.
02:17:31
No one's dick
02:17:33
like that.
02:17:37
Straight out of the drawer.
02:17:38
That's why you like the on the
02:17:40
TV. The way
02:17:43
you catch that.
02:17:44
Do you?
02:17:45
Do you take it from you, Michael? Me?
02:17:51
He knows the words to this, you.
02:17:53
But I use the word song loosely.
02:17:57
I got a comment on that one, actually, though,
02:18:00
there's a lyric check
02:18:03
when if if someone like, it's kind of when you.
02:18:09
I don't know when you're, like, mouthing the lyrics to somebody's
02:18:12
song in a rap sense and, you know,
02:18:16
all the lyrics, it kind of sometimes
02:18:18
can come across as lame and it's like, oh, you just like memorize that.
02:18:22
But the but like, so what's the difference between the person who actually said it
02:18:26
initially just because they wrote it?
02:18:28
Because it's not like you have this prowess. Right.
02:18:30
But no, no, no you wouldn't.
02:18:32
There's no banging
02:18:33
somebody else's song and you're singing or you're playing your musical instrument.
02:18:38
There is this like, oh, you're, you're playing.
02:18:40
There's like, oh, it sounds like you're, I mean, but it doesn't have that for rap.
02:18:44
It's not like, oh my God, it sounds just like,
02:18:46
you know how like Eminem's words out like the his exact pattern in that song,
02:18:50
but you're like, oh, that's a guitar riff from that song, or oh, you sung it
02:18:54
just like that guy like, or oh, I know the, you know, I mean, rap doesn't
02:18:57
fuck it out mouthing
02:18:59
the words or actually saying actually saying it, actually saying them.
02:19:03
All right. Yeah. The rap doesn't have that.
02:19:05
It kind of comes across
02:19:06
as kind of corny a little bit or just anyone can do that, like, okay,
02:19:10
like somebody has to do it first and then that's the oh,
02:19:12
and then anyone that copies it is like, oh,
02:19:15
but I have a rock music, another instrument.
02:19:18
Instrument. Music doesn't have that that dynamic.
02:19:21
There are no rap cover bands. And then you're saying
02:19:24
they there are,
02:19:25
but they're just not like, I mean, the same thing
02:19:29
as rock cover bands, except that it just doesn't take skill to just be weird.
02:19:33
If there was like an Elton John cover band or some shit, like,
02:19:35
you just go in there and hit play and sing somebody else's song, like, say words.
02:19:40
I think the words in the order and how fast and complicated,
02:19:43
complex and complicated it is would, if, no matter
02:19:47
who wrote it, if you could say something that's really hard to do than it should.
02:19:50
If you can talk, you can.
02:19:51
You can do that.
02:19:52
It's just I would appreciate it
02:19:53
because I can't talk, I can't, I can't talk even normal speed.
02:19:58
See how the speed word attacked my talk?
02:20:00
Word and it came out stark. Yeah,
02:20:04
but somehow I still communicate.
02:20:05
I've never like, not.
02:20:11
Did you go to a USC deal?
02:20:14
Sorry. What?
02:20:15
Did you go to USDA?
02:20:19
Oh, no, no,
02:20:20
I said, I mean, diversity is senior.
02:20:24
So that's our governing body.
02:20:27
Yeah. No comment.
02:20:28
I ain't got to go
02:20:31
to your point.
02:20:32
No coffee?
02:20:33
No, I can't
02:20:36
do all know.
02:20:39
Thank you.
02:20:42
I want to see if my,
02:20:45
mug shots thing,
02:20:47
and my, my skirt town is down there.
02:20:52
Was it a game for money or just for fun?
02:20:55
It was for fun or something else?
02:20:57
It was a casual round.
02:21:00
Okay, I remember what you say.
02:21:02
I remember the incident.
02:21:04
The brothers talking about you in disc golf with Brother.
02:21:08
Yeah.
02:21:08
The basket is a target device
02:21:10
consisting of a pole, chains and a tray where a hole is completed
02:21:13
when a thrown disc comes to rest, supported by the chains or tray.
02:21:18
According to PDA.
02:21:21
That's not us, but it's the PDA.
02:21:23
Repeated use a disc must land in the basket,
02:21:26
meaning it must be caught in the chains or tray below the chain.
02:21:30
Support.
02:21:30
Landing on top of the basket or pull doesn't count.
02:21:33
How? Now fuck off. How could you ever land on the pole?
02:21:36
You're not going to take inches off my dick, bro.
02:21:39
It didn't answer our questions. I will keep you posted.
02:21:42
What about stuck in the hole on the side of the basket that is.
02:21:46
Here we go by the basket.
02:21:49
And what counts?
02:21:50
The disc resting in the tray.
02:21:52
Disc hanging in the chains.
02:21:53
Disc caught by outer edge.
02:21:55
Wedge of or wedged in the tray. Ding ding ding.
02:21:58
There is.
02:21:59
This is I. So we will we will double check that.
02:22:01
What doesn't count? Disc landing on top of the baskets.
02:22:04
No disc hitting the pole or chains or bouncing out.
02:22:08
Oh yeah.
02:22:08
Riding through the top holes without resting in the tray.
02:22:12
In other words, if it doesn't end up in the basket
02:22:16
or any of those.
02:22:17
But wedged in counts.
02:22:19
Okay, it's like I these chains.
02:22:21
It should be chains, tray or nothing, because then there's no debate.
02:22:25
I was in or not, I don't know.
02:22:27
I see they told that guy to go run and get his disc before it fell out.
02:22:32
Before it moved. Right? Yeah, it was pretty much stuck in there.
02:22:35
Well, but honestly, in my opinion, every I can do you saw the video.
02:22:42
The idea.
02:22:43
Because what if this was in there. Right.
02:22:45
And when he went,
02:22:45
when he went to push the disc in there, he actually like pushed it in. Right.
02:22:48
And it actually hit it several times, didn't he.
02:22:51
Each each one of those hits
02:22:52
should actually have counted as a starting as a throw.
02:22:54
Yeah.
02:22:56
That was just trying to be mean to that dude.
02:22:57
But hey, let me call me out on my call, because it's still my understanding
02:23:03
is that that guy legitimately had an ace
02:23:06
and my score stands as look, I took a
02:23:11
I can make it super large so you can see it.
02:23:14
I took a, page out of your.
02:23:16
Oh, now they all move position. Why did I do that?
02:23:19
Yeah.
02:23:19
Look, I call that ace with a question mark. See?
02:23:21
So I wasn't an idiot. Oh, ace.
02:23:25
But apparently it wasn't ace.
02:23:27
I'm going to give it to him. Yeah, you're an asshole.
02:23:31
I've.
02:23:31
I reversed the ruling on the.
02:23:34
Oh, that's at the three minute.
02:23:36
Yeah. Oh.
02:23:38
Why did he call it a three.
02:23:41
There's zone. Go get it.
02:23:43
Reference is something I'm sure, but I don't know if the
02:23:46
yes we've established is in reference to something.
02:23:48
My question was what was it in reference 2 or 2.
02:23:51
What was it?
02:23:52
What is that? PA?
02:23:55
Let's start again.
02:23:56
Maybe I missed something.
02:23:58
Another bird.
02:23:59
Let's look at the.
02:24:02
He said bird and then he said no, that's me.
02:24:04
No, I don't understand.
02:24:05
This is really excited by. Yeah.
02:24:07
He's like oh so what he another is
02:24:10
a D-pad okay.
02:24:13
Oh I don't wanna see how that could be his third shot from the keypad.
02:24:18
Go get.
02:24:20
It go.
02:24:21
3010 my god. Oh.
02:24:25
Oh yeah.
02:24:26
What do you want to see them on this?
02:24:29
We got distracted by the three.
02:24:32
I'm still disappointed by the I.
02:24:34
She pushes it in when he goes to push it.
02:24:35
I looked it was there.
02:24:38
Here's one tap. You can't.
02:24:39
I know this about this golf. You cannot kick your disc.
02:24:42
That does not count as a as a shot. Right.
02:24:44
I can't put the disc on my foot.
02:24:47
I think he's good.
02:24:48
Yes. Yes. One.
02:24:50
Two. Three. Go!
02:24:52
Oh, and it's away.
02:24:53
So it's actually. Oh, he's a double bogey.
02:24:56
Yeah, yeah.
02:24:57
Seriously? Oh, dude, none of that shit.
02:24:59
I'm pretty sure according to the rules we just read.
02:25:02
I'm sorry, PGA, it was a it was an ace.
02:25:06
Yeah. What?
02:25:06
You should have done is stood there, grabbed
02:25:09
his disc, pulled it out of the basket and stuck it into the basket.
02:25:12
And that would have been one
02:25:14
I think the
02:25:15
OCD try would have been like, that's like in basketball if it went into
02:25:18
the from the inside, push it back through the net, or do you want it to go?
02:25:22
You want to see it.
02:25:23
What sucks is if I was his opponent and I was like placing
02:25:27
just below him, I would make that argument. Unfortunately.
02:25:29
And I do look at the ACL hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
02:25:33
hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.
02:25:37
I would be looked at as the asshole.
02:25:39
You know, knowing is half the battle as above, so below.
02:25:43
We didn't get to know there's so much
02:25:46
the offensive.
02:25:49
We did.
02:25:50
Is there no,
02:25:52
no, we didn't.
02:25:57
Mr. Brady and Josh or Brady
02:26:00
and or Gary, as above and so below.
02:26:05
So blows Brady.
02:26:06
And for sure we're doing hey get a ring.
02:26:10
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true Brady.
02:26:14
And your show it's Brady and draw.
02:26:17
It's their show now Brady draw.
02:26:20
Have a good night.
02:26:22
Talk to your buddy.
02:26:29
I knew this was going to happen
02:26:30
when I typed 25 on the fucking links.
02:26:35
25. That's too many.
02:26:38
Oh, I just unshared.
02:26:40
That's wrong.
02:26:44
Most of them,
02:26:46
I don't know.
02:26:46
I'm going to try and see what happens.
02:26:49
There's two weeks ago.
02:26:49
Didn't know.
02:26:50
Worry about it.
02:26:54
And that's it.
02:26:54
Yeah.
02:26:57
There it is.
02:26:59
A guy's guys to go over here.
02:27:02
Oh, yeah.
02:27:03
Oh, no.
02:27:05
Well,
02:27:07
I guess busted.
02:27:09
It's going to be.
02:27:10
They start doing it.
02:27:10
I think we.
02:27:13
No Italian gang.
02:27:18
What the
02:27:20
right.
02:27:21
What?
02:27:23
They just got some weird trigger.
02:27:26
Whatever. Yeah.
02:27:27
Whenever they hear it.
02:27:29
Oh, yeah.
02:27:31
For the whole year.
02:27:37
It is that,
02:27:39
Halo.
02:27:41
Nice.
02:27:42
Yeah. Great outfit.
02:27:43
How was your meeting again?
02:27:45
It's good. And I have another one's out.
02:27:46
Okay, well, I hope you don't feel go in your outfit when I do this.
02:27:50
When they're all me, I can't.
02:27:52
I know I can have.
02:27:58
Pretty good.
02:28:01
So I thought I thought I was bad
02:28:02
because when I was in like elementary school,
02:28:04
I had this weird kind of a phobia about throwing up in school.
02:28:06
Number one. Number two.
02:28:10
Just the thought of throwing up would make me like.
02:28:13
Like, kind of like if anyone threw up, I would probably also throw up.
02:28:18
Luckily, no one ever threw up at, like, just the thought or sight of throw puking
02:28:22
was disgusting.
02:28:24
Now, obviously when I started, we got into my drinking years.
02:28:27
I got used to throwing up and now I gladly will take take.
02:28:30
And I've encouraged the puke just to get back to normal.
02:28:33
See, I stopped drinking when I started throwing up all the time.
02:28:37
No, I don't mean it that way.
02:28:38
I'm just saying.
02:28:39
You one.
02:28:39
I never thought of that as an option,
02:28:42
you know? Just power through.
02:28:44
That's my.
02:28:44
Yeah.
02:28:45
My college age drinking songs is the same thing.
02:28:48
You got to just power for.
02:28:48
I'm like, oh, shit, I think I went,
02:28:50
I think I had too much too soon and I don't want this to ruin my night.
02:28:53
So let me go, like, get rid of this.
02:28:56
Let me reset the table.
02:28:57
Let me reset the table here, see how I'm feeling.
02:29:00
And I have a beer and just kind of chill out, you know,
02:29:03
everybody out of the pool, right.
02:29:06
He's trying just to maintain.
02:29:08
Yeah.
02:29:08
If you smoke a lot of weed, you might be, suffering from skyrocketing.
02:29:12
No. Like.
02:29:13
Yeah. Screams screaming and vomiting.
02:29:15
We went over on another show. I never knew that.
02:29:18
I honestly never knew that.
02:29:21
Oh, my
02:29:22
poor thing.
02:29:25
Oh my God.
02:29:28
What are you
02:29:31
must never go back to the.
02:29:34
Fucking. Oh my.
02:29:36
But just the.
02:29:36
Oh well we can the last time.
02:29:38
No I want to see that one's neck for sure.
02:29:40
That thing's dead.
02:29:45
That's how I feel. So.
02:29:46
Oh, my. Oh!
02:29:50
Oh my gosh.
02:29:52
Remember, they're more scared of you.
02:29:54
The person who's.
02:29:56
Oh, Rory, do you think your family is like, oh,
02:30:01
there's monkeys that do that the whole time, dude.
02:30:03
And literally.
02:30:06
Oh, on.
02:30:08
Was it a turtle like this?
02:30:09
Yeah.
02:30:10
This front door is good.
02:30:14
Fuck. Put a door right here tonight.
02:30:16
Oh, I no goats guitar.
02:30:21
Oh my God.
02:30:23
What?
02:30:23
What was it that would suck if it was their fucking chameleon?
02:30:27
Hey, I
02:30:29
it fell.
02:30:30
Oh, he was aiming for that.
02:30:32
I thought of purposely stoppage time.
02:30:34
Jesus song.
02:30:35
Oh, yeah.
02:30:39
Ooh. Let's see here.
02:30:41
Yeah. Okay.
02:30:42
They brought it in from outside.
02:30:45
It's nice.
02:30:46
Oh, just room.
02:30:53
That's a shame.
02:30:55
Imagine being drowning
02:30:58
and, like, claustrophobia.
02:31:02
Right
02:31:04
through that mouth.
02:31:05
We need my fish.
02:31:08
I think it would be relieved
02:31:10
I if I'm drowning, I would want to get eaten.
02:31:13
I mean, at least warm in there. It
02:31:16
is just swallowing you whole.
02:31:17
It's just. You're just inside the.
02:31:19
You just like.
02:31:22
And also drowning.
02:31:24
But I guess you're not drowning for long.
02:31:25
So a lot of fish have teeth.
02:31:32
Allo allo allo allo
02:31:33
allo yamaka. Oh.
02:31:40
So very, so.
02:31:45
She's not even looking like.
02:31:52
Oh. Oh, I.
02:31:54
We'll be sure.
02:31:57
Best play I've ever seen a woman.
02:31:59
Where's the Sora?
02:32:02
What is the number one play?
02:32:04
Number one female play. There.
02:32:06
Female play. Number one female play.
02:32:08
It should be the worst play because it wasn't intentional.
02:32:12
It was. You suck that bad.
02:32:14
It was that easy and you just had to have life
02:32:18
do it for you.
02:32:22
Right.
02:32:22
Like you couldn't even.
02:32:26
You could have.
02:32:30
I don't know.
02:32:31
I'm trying to think of a
02:32:36
something to liken it to, but I really can't, find a parallel.
02:32:39
Wait, this is long.
02:32:42
Yeah, that's what it's.
02:32:43
Well, I get that a lot.
02:32:46
What's this?
02:32:47
Westbury. Oh, this.
02:32:48
Apparently, I went to I, and I asked I what's the most comment on that video
02:32:54
is because I figured there's got to be some type of record.
02:32:57
Right. And it's on.
02:32:59
But it said a lot of the comments on this song are like
02:33:04
joke or like, I don't know.
02:33:07
And I think this was like
02:33:08
kind of a thing to like, get this like a shit ton of comments.
02:33:12
Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay.
02:33:14
I was wondering because I'm like,
02:33:15
there's got to be more than like what was there? But.
02:33:20
Oh, they were I can't believe they're bots at some point.
02:33:24
And they got cleared. Right. Maybe they were.
02:33:26
This was pre
02:33:29
pre-trump when the Trump got rid of the bots.
02:33:33
No. More like oh yeah yeah. Oh yeah.
02:33:35
The whole he helped sweep that in I think I don't know
02:33:39
they got did that's what happened on X.
02:33:41
Do the Ford ones have any idea.
02:33:44
That's weird. So there was that many likes.
02:33:46
And now they're all gone to the video that they tagged.
02:33:50
This is the video that they tagged in the in the we don't do it for the likes.
02:33:54
That's why.
02:33:55
Because they could be wiped out with database glitch right.
02:34:01
Database glitch.
02:34:03
Yeah. It's a terrible song.
02:34:04
It's not even good.
02:34:06
No, I stopped it right away.
02:34:07
Yeah.
02:34:13
Hey, I've been here.
02:34:14
I recognize this right away.
02:34:16
Yeah. Ford worker. This is it, dude.
02:34:18
So not only do you have to work
02:34:20
at a factory job for your life, which, I mean, decent day's labor.
02:34:23
I'm not.
02:34:24
Not picking at that, but, I mean, it's not the best life is what?
02:34:28
My point.
02:34:28
You know, you just want to get your day done, do your job.
02:34:30
No. Now you're a fucking fish in a little fishbowl and a bunch of tourists.
02:34:35
And today the president's watching down at your fucking work.
02:34:37
You can't even, like, pick your nose because you're on fucking.
02:34:41
You're the main attraction.
02:34:50
Who supposedly flips him off after that?
02:34:52
Wait, it says pedophile protector, so he points,
02:34:56
and then when he gestures again, he's like, yeah, he flips them.
02:35:01
How? In the beginning you did it.
02:35:02
And then they showed it again.
02:35:03
No, he points
02:35:06
and then he does like a woop right here.
02:35:09
Was this fucking wham flip.
02:35:11
Fuck you
02:35:13
right there
02:35:16
I mean it's an auto play.
02:35:18
It's a factory. I got no problem with that.
02:35:20
He is the president though, so he should have a level of decorum.
02:35:24
Obviously if you're going to, if
02:35:26
if you are going to yell something in protest,
02:35:31
pick something that actually is correct or you have grounds on, like I.
02:35:35
I don't understand what you mean. What?
02:35:36
They literally yell pedophile protector, right?
02:35:38
That's why they were showing that, right?
02:35:39
Yeah.
02:35:39
I don't understand what that you're just being a radical at that point.
02:35:43
You know, you didn't have a good, like, argument.
02:35:47
Well, and I
02:35:48
keep in mind, I don't know if you are, but I'm not even saying that's not true.
02:35:51
For all I know, it could be true.
02:35:54
And what I mean, when should he say it?
02:35:56
If that's what he believes.
02:35:57
If your son was a pedophile, would you protect him? Yes.
02:36:03
We heard that when podcast was at the zoo earlier than.
02:36:06
Though I believe it's called.
02:36:07
He's not. He's not a pedophile. For the record, the dude and his mom.
02:36:10
The memories
02:36:11
that he was out there and I.
02:36:13
I'm pretty much paying attention.
02:36:14
Since you won't comment, I'll just hopefully never go against the facts.
02:36:18
Please listen zoo, you're the now at some point Google it.
02:36:22
There's a weird it's on YouTube too.
02:36:24
Darn it, the cops are here.
02:36:25
They want to question me about my son hanging there, right?
02:36:29
Yeah, they
02:36:30
they definitely do want to question you about your son, that's for fucking sure.
02:36:34
Oh, shit.
02:36:35
Yeah, I've had one leaking out of my anus, so I this week.
02:36:38
Sorry.
02:36:38
That is, that is probably
02:36:39
my only guest act that I've ever done is I may have given oral sex to my son.
02:36:43
I finally remember that I was eating licorice, motherfucker.
02:36:46
The rest of that comment is
02:36:47
I thought I was bleeding out of my ass, but it was red licorice.
02:36:50
Okay. Yeah, blood leaking out of my hand.
02:36:52
It's fucked. Dude. That's
02:36:55
not cool, man.
02:36:56
Yeah, I would say on the internet, I feel bad that
02:37:00
I didn't come.
02:37:04
I did.
02:37:05
My daughter and parents came and.
02:37:09
Everybody comes with me.
02:37:10
Whistle.
02:37:12
You know what you need a you need a comment.
02:37:15
I've had sex with a woman, but to.
02:37:17
But why is he so defiant about the woman part?
02:37:21
Nobody even question.
02:37:22
Possibly because eating.
02:37:25
I don't like to constantly be eating.
02:37:27
I could possibly be gay.
02:37:29
I'm pretty sure that's half a pizza.
02:37:30
Sounds like get your wisdom teeth out.
02:37:31
AKA you know, dude, it's half a pizza roll.
02:37:34
I have one of some of my ass.
02:37:41
Good advice.
02:37:42
Here comes the blitz.
02:37:43
And here's the wait.
02:37:44
So we got to go to Florida,
02:37:47
right? This isn't a video.
02:37:49
Here you go.
02:37:49
Oops. Yeah. So hit it to go away. Yeah.
02:37:53
Who gets suspended for worker who heckled Trump.
02:37:56
Good. So he got fired.
02:37:58
And then obviously there's
02:38:00
So next time you're out and about.
02:38:04
Yeah.
02:38:04
Just you know whatever you.
02:38:06
Yeah I work here and fucking you Trump.
02:38:08
Right. Like
02:38:10
and then have go fund me and you get 800 k
02:38:14
or more.
02:38:15
This is as of 15th.
02:38:17
Oh. So okay.
02:38:19
So this is, this is like a I know it's not politically based.
02:38:22
It's got to be higher than that by now.
02:38:24
Is there a like perfect go for people?
02:38:27
I hope there's got to be.
02:38:31
Why wouldn't there be TMZ.
02:38:32
They would pimp.
02:38:33
There is.
02:38:37
No, he hasn't even got half yet.
02:38:40
That's him, first of all.
02:38:40
Hey, Stefan. What's up?
02:38:43
Okay, so he's at 480,000, so why would that article?
02:38:47
I would, because it said the goal is 800.
02:38:50
Oh, that's still a lot of money,
02:38:53
but is that worth, like, how long would it.
02:38:57
It's a day you're not set for life but you're definitely not working for. No.
02:39:01
But what the fuck do you have.
02:39:02
You could have invested or have invested I guess two right.
02:39:05
I don't know, you can invest in blow it.
02:39:06
That's there's no there's no what. There's no obligation.
02:39:09
Obviously you can do almost whatever you want.
02:39:11
Go for services that go fund me.
02:39:14
Ford, are you going to donate?
02:39:16
Are you going to put one up? No, I'm just curious.
02:39:18
I put one up. It never works.
02:39:24
You have to be,
02:39:24
it has to be a political move.
02:39:29
I mean, more power to him.
02:39:30
No, I just don't think that people understand the Citizens United wasn't
02:39:34
just before. Like, huge corporations.
02:39:35
It was for people to sleep.
02:39:37
That's like your free speech.
02:39:38
Now they think they're supporting a side
02:39:41
by giving people that make.
02:39:44
I mean, it's free speech.
02:39:45
But when you're when you're at work,
02:39:47
you don't have the luxury of free speech because you're representing Ford.
02:39:50
So you can't just blurt out
02:39:51
whatever your stupid fucking individual mind decides to say, you have to look,
02:39:55
hey, maybe what I say will reflect badly on the people around me.
02:39:59
Just because you can say something doesn't mean you should,
02:40:02
but I do support his right to say it, just not necessarily
02:40:06
in that workplace area, especially now you raise.
02:40:09
Can you walk? Can you say, hey, good morning?
02:40:11
And people are like, what the fuck is that supposed to be down to? H.R.
02:40:14
don't give me pressure, asshole.
02:40:17
Let me about my shirt.
02:40:19
Okay?
02:40:20
How how tall I am.
02:40:22
If you raise 500,000 on a personal go, fund me.
02:40:24
In the US, you'll pay payment processing fees around 2.9%
02:40:27
plus point $0.30.
02:40:31
Donation.
02:40:32
Receiving roughly 482 490
02:40:36
K, but the taxable amount is uncertain.
02:40:39
Potential be treated as a gift, not tax or taxable income.
02:40:42
As you give good services, it's give it's income.
02:40:47
I give good service client goods rack good records
02:40:49
and tax advisor to confirm your final take home amount.
02:40:58
These fees could be around
02:41:00
14,000 for.
02:41:07
It's not like there's extra fees.
02:41:08
I mean, I'll take half of a prize I don't like.
02:41:11
Oh, you win $1 million in the lottery.
02:41:13
You're only going to get like, 400,000.
02:41:15
I'll still take it to.
02:41:18
But I'm just saying, as far as losing your your
02:41:20
your job, your career, your placement, because
02:41:25
it also you're out there. Yeah.
02:41:26
They look your name up right. Yeah.
02:41:30
So you're one of those you may have it. It might not be.
02:41:32
It might not be worth it.
02:41:34
You're one of those agitators.
02:41:36
Pension.
02:41:43
Either born gay either either.
02:41:46
Barely doesn't matter.
02:41:47
Words don't matter.
02:41:48
Punctuation doesn't matter. Smart.
02:41:51
So if somebody said either you're.
02:41:52
They're not saying seahorse.
02:41:55
I mean, you're like, do you go like either.
02:41:57
What the fuck do you mean? Yeah, you can figure it out. Yeah.
02:41:59
You know exactly what. That's my that's my threat.
02:42:02
The president has a higher standard than you were I or me or.
02:42:06
You see, I tried to say it wrong, and I said it correctly.
02:42:11
I don't think that's true at all.
02:42:12
I think every man is either born gay or half gay.
02:42:15
So. All right.
02:42:18
What's your name?
02:42:19
This guy's just trying to be gay. Right hand you.
02:42:21
You throw a ball, your right hand.
02:42:23
That's your masculine side. Your manly side.
02:42:25
You ever thought about your left hand?
02:42:26
Yeah. That's your half. Casey, bro. We've all done it.
02:42:28
I'm like, hey, I'm going to throw this ball so far.
02:42:31
I'm going to.
02:42:34
Throw it back Chris.
02:42:35
Throw back. Throwback
02:42:38
game.
02:42:38
There it is.
02:42:41
I got to do a fighting on my right hand forward.
02:42:43
I'm like let's go bro left.
02:42:45
And I'm like girl you better back up.
02:42:46
I don't know why.
02:42:48
I don't know why.
02:42:51
That's not funny.
02:42:52
If you're gay.
02:42:56
Oh. Oh speak.
02:43:00
I've always said that though.
02:43:01
That sounds like a comment.
02:43:02
Like throwing like a queer and or girl.
02:43:07
Know I shouldn't add more music.
02:43:10
But I found that high five and motherfucker song amazing.
02:43:13
Coinciding, motherfucker.
02:43:15
Yeah. That's Stefan.
02:43:16
The host mentioned that Stefan is a high fiving something or other.
02:43:22
I have the motherfucker part.
02:43:23
Stefan. Right. For anything.
02:43:26
He became a meme because of that weirdest
02:43:29
and most ridiculous coincidences I've ever heard of involves a crime.
02:43:33
But don't worry, nobody died or anything like that.
02:43:36
I was. It happened in the day.
02:43:37
Everyone dies in Idaho, population around 30,000,
02:43:40
and that fact is going to be relevant in a moment around Christmas of 2007,
02:43:45
a woman had her wallet stolen at a store and the store had the crime
02:43:49
captured on their security camera, but they couldn't identify the guy.
02:43:53
So the next day, the paper ran a still from the security video saying,
02:43:57
hey, if you recognize this person, please let the police know.
02:44:00
And it ran in this local paper.
02:44:02
That's sort of typical fairly small town stuff like the story above, it
02:44:07
is just about a guy decorating businesses downtown with the holiday decorations.
02:44:12
But some of you with sharp eyes have already noticed something.
02:44:18
If you had a sharp eye when you cut your eyelids, it turns out that's the guy.
02:44:22
Like by pure blind coincidence,
02:44:26
a totally different reporter with a photographer went out downtown
02:44:29
and photographed people decorating some businesses,
02:44:32
and the caption says who the guy's name is.
02:44:34
It's like, This is Michael Millhouse of Millhouse Signs adding
02:44:37
some holiday spirit to downtown businesses.
02:44:40
And when they laid out the paper, they happened to put it
02:44:43
next to this screen grab asking, who is this man?
02:44:47
No, that story solves this crime.
02:44:49
And they went, yeah, he had the wallet at his can you here you
02:44:54
to give credit to the paper staff, there's a guy
02:44:57
after putting this together, they looked at it like
02:45:00
this.
02:45:00
Everybody in this town look exactly the same.
02:45:02
Or that.
02:45:08
Oh, shit.
02:45:09
That's a rock. But I don't know why.
02:45:11
At that point, I said remove the money.
02:45:12
Did you just wonder?
02:45:14
Whenever a Facebook video is over, it starts playing music on the next one.
02:45:17
For some reason it starts playing it.
02:45:20
I enjoy that, don't worry, nobody died
02:45:22
or anything.
02:45:26
I had this video for Gary
02:45:27
where we should save it for Gary for next week.
02:45:32
It's a new segment
02:45:33
that was going to start called Face the Facts.
02:45:36
Oh, that is fantastic.
02:45:39
Why are you saved and still miserable?
02:45:43
But we're definitely I got to play that when Gary's here.
02:45:46
All my links except, two music videos.
02:45:50
This stupid loud fucking Facebook that's just playing blaring music in my ear.
02:45:58
Oh, I have a quick story about AI.
02:46:00
It's really quick.
02:46:02
What's going to be next Monday for punished?
02:46:06
Punishing AI doesn't stop it from lying and cheating, it just makes it hide
02:46:10
better.
02:46:11
Study shows scientists at OpenAI have attempted to stop a frontier
02:46:14
AI model from cheating.
02:46:15
Lying by punishing it, but this just taught it
02:46:19
to scheme more privately.
02:46:22
I went through the same thing with my children.
02:46:27
So that's I think I are at that point where
02:46:31
even when we we're not going to know how the level
02:46:34
that they're at because they're going to do it covertly,
02:46:37
things that we're worried, oh, I hope when I doesn't start it's been doing it
02:46:41
already.
02:46:43
Oh, it's after midnight now.
02:46:44
I can't play led gibbering.
02:46:45
I missed the oh okay, MLK
02:46:49
something offensive to be fun.
02:46:57
You want to save something
02:46:58
offensive for Gary?
02:47:03
No, necessarily. But.
02:47:07
But no.
02:47:11
No, I'm saving
02:47:14
the game for Gary.
02:47:16
We can Gary a game.
02:47:19
What is your game?
02:47:21
I see the closet behind you.
02:47:23
We're going to take it there.
02:47:26
No, you can stay in there.
02:47:28
All right.
02:47:28
Dude, you know, I'm.
02:47:30
I'm very content with my.
02:47:33
I got into my book
02:47:36
club closet fitness.
02:47:39
Lose a lot of semen floating around. Yes.
02:47:42
What am I looking for?
02:47:43
Where did it go? Here it is.
02:47:46
It was.
02:47:47
Banana bread is the best.
02:47:54
Awesome.
02:47:55
All right, so it was. It was initially in my head.
02:47:57
Just like something.
02:47:58
911 is what my initial like creative.
02:48:02
And because I wanted to do something that would maybe
02:48:05
just trigger Gary to want to discuss 911, but, that's okay.
02:48:08
We can do that at any time.
02:48:10
So, and I, I thought you were talking about what that sandwich equals that.
02:48:15
Yeah.
02:48:15
So they're usually open from seven till 11, not from nine till 11.
02:48:18
You got some lazy Indians.
02:48:21
Well, I also wanted the Oxford of 911 and sandwiches.
02:48:25
Well, you could think of something offensive.
02:48:27
911 and sandwiches.
02:48:30
But when you do 911 and sandwiches, of course,
02:48:33
you have to put them together, right. Like,
02:48:35
because otherwise you'd have a comma after 911 they're New York sandwich.
02:48:41
It's like peanut butter and jelly, right.
02:48:43
911 and sandwiches.
02:48:46
Something offensive.
02:48:47
Deli 911 and sandwiches.
02:48:50
A little mayo on the bottom, then a layer of crisp lettuce made of slices.
02:48:54
Go right on top.
02:48:55
Look, he's watching quadrants,
02:48:56
half with the second piece of bread and give it a quick diagonal carving.
02:48:59
If you a sandwich.
02:49:00
All right.
02:49:01
This is sour dough today. Two nice thick slices.
02:49:05
Hello.
02:49:05
And for the cheese I've got sharp cheddar and a little provolone
02:49:08
because I like the mix.
02:49:09
Oh hello. I'm telling you, it makes me sick.
02:49:13
Two sticks just jammed in the sky like some kid glued them up there.
02:49:16
Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
02:49:19
I just don't like it.
02:49:20
I don't know why. It's just ugly.
02:49:21
See those two side by side?
02:49:23
Like teeth in a loose mouth? It's ugly.
02:49:25
Two of them sitting there like upturned chimneys.
02:49:27
Get them toasted, jammed up out of the water like rotten teeth.
02:49:30
That ain't design. That's laziness.
02:49:33
Every time I look at it, I get hotter.
02:49:34
It's not a skyline.
02:49:35
It's a mistake.
02:49:36
With the echo, all those lines, it just feels clumsy.
02:49:38
Every time I see this, my blood boils.
02:49:40
Who thought that was a good idea?
02:49:41
They should have made it one building, one strong piece, one strong one, not two.
02:49:45
Skinny copycats. Makes the whole city look off balance.
02:49:48
Okay, Duke, you say this crap all the time. We get it.
02:49:50
You do something or shut up already.
02:49:52
We all know you won't do anything, so shut up.
02:49:53
I'm tired of hearing one semester of flight school later.
02:49:59
What?
02:49:59
You want me to make you a sandwich?
02:50:01
Yeah. I'm good.
02:50:02
I'm just
02:50:04
that.
02:50:06
Damn, dude.
02:50:07
That do.
02:50:08
But I won't show my film that Marilyn Monroe's fucking panty line.
02:50:13
You still want turkey and cheese?
02:50:15
Yeah, yeah. And pepperoni.
02:50:17
All right, I think.
02:50:18
Still burning, bread for a while.
02:50:20
Oh, I.
02:50:24
Wait, you hear that?
02:50:26
What?
02:50:29
Seriously, did
02:50:29
you have to put that in the windows, or did it do it then?
02:50:33
Wasn't it?
02:50:33
That was surprisingly easy, to be honest.
02:50:38
There wasn't much fight there at all.
02:50:41
More or less.
02:50:41
It was trying to get, scenes that I can mash that looks similar
02:50:46
because it just kept changing the how the table was laid out
02:50:48
or what the bitch looked like,
02:50:49
like she'd be similarly looking, but slightly different.
02:50:52
And so I just kind of had to take what, what I could there
02:50:57
take what it gives.
02:50:58
Oh, yeah.
02:50:59
Yeah.
02:50:59
Oh, that one was a surprisingly.
02:51:02
Yeah. See one person dying.
02:51:03
No. I'm sorry, we can't do that.
02:51:05
That's inappropriate. 5000 people dying.
02:51:07
No problem.
02:51:08
Yeah.
02:51:11
I have two the.
02:51:12
Oh. So the the turban.
02:51:13
The turban stuff was hard to get.
02:51:16
That was hard to get the actual building and plane and everything, though
02:51:19
even the little promo video, like with grok, it was just like, oh yeah, well,
02:51:22
we'll do a cartoon plane flying into a 9/11.
02:51:25
I even put Twin Towers like it and it's like, yeah, perfectly fine. Yep.
02:51:29
Yeah, they're cartoon plane. Here we go.
02:51:31
I've even put 911 in the title.
02:51:34
My daughter, the singer, doesn't even know how to run
02:51:37
fast.
02:51:41
Well, hopefully knows you.
02:51:42
No need to write that.
02:51:45
The goal. Well, you learn to fight or you learn to run.
02:51:49
Or you hope and pray.
02:51:51
Those of you who are retarded.
02:51:55
Yeah, there's two of these.
02:51:57
I don't know if they're the same or not.
02:51:59
Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is great.
02:52:01
This is perfect with the.
02:52:04
Holy shit, this was good.
02:52:05
I watched this on so many channels.
02:52:08
So now we're going to watch it here.
02:52:10
We. Yeah, we'll just watch it though.
02:52:12
We won't hear it.
02:52:13
Son of a bitch.
02:52:14
I see the big red square at the top.
02:52:15
I didn't do anything different.
02:52:17
Not a damn thing.
02:52:20
But I'll just turn it off.
02:52:22
Yeah, we'll just watch it. No, we'll just watch it. That's fine.
02:52:24
We don't need to hear it.
02:52:25
We'll get the gist.
02:52:28
Oh my God.
02:52:29
But now you can't see it.
02:52:33
Do you think that men can get pregnant?
02:52:39
You already took too long, motherfucker.
02:52:41
Let me ask you one more time.
02:52:42
Do you think men can get pregnant?
02:52:45
What is an ask me?
02:52:46
Ask me. What does it mean?
02:52:49
I don't know a penis?
02:52:51
I don't know, I have no idea. Don't ask me.
02:52:54
Can a man get pregnant? No.
02:52:58
Right from today, stay away fast.
02:53:00
Do I look fat in these jeans? No.
02:53:03
If you hesitate, I can feel like I get pregnant.
02:53:05
If I eat too much.
02:53:08
But in the same vein of how a man can do so much
02:53:10
and a woman can do some things, but not, you know,
02:53:15
all the things we listed earlier that I won't say out loud.
02:53:18
Here we go. Do you think that men can get better? It's not.
02:53:22
I hesitated there because I wasn't sure
02:53:24
where the conversation was going or what the goal was.
02:53:27
I mean, I do take care of patients with different identities.
02:53:30
I take care of many women.
02:53:31
I take care of people at different identities.
02:53:33
And so that's where I paused.
02:53:35
I think, not sure where you were going with that.
02:53:39
Well, the, the goal is, is the truth.
02:53:41
So can men get pregnant again?
02:53:43
The reason I pause there is I'm not really sure what the goal is.
02:53:47
The goal is, is to establish a biological reality.
02:53:50
You just said a moment ago, can we do that? Science?
02:53:53
It's a matter of control, not politics.
02:53:55
So let's let's a proposition.
02:53:57
Can men get pregnant?
02:53:59
I think there are people with many identities, but, can men get pregnant?
02:54:03
Many women that can get. You know what I hear right now?
02:54:06
Like.
02:54:06
Such as?
02:54:07
We need maps to tell if people are men or women.
02:54:10
Like some people come into my place
02:54:12
without maps, and I don't want to make them feel bad.
02:54:14
And I never want to feel bad.
02:54:15
So as far as reality, can we talk about something else
02:54:19
pregnant?
02:54:20
I do take care of people that don't identify as test that hair can be fake.
02:54:25
It doesn't exist. I don't understand what you mean. You want me to move it?
02:54:27
How much?
02:54:29
I can't do that because some people.
02:54:31
I have come into my office have hair position.
02:54:34
Can men get pregnant?
02:54:36
I take care of people with many identities.
02:54:38
But, Can men get pregnant?
02:54:40
Many wet women that can get pregnant.
02:54:42
I do take care of people that don't identify as women.
02:54:45
Can can men get pregnant?
02:54:48
She never.
02:54:48
I wasn't saying let me just let me just remind you that you testified
02:54:51
to a moment ago science and evidence had control, not politics.
02:54:56
So should can men get pregnant?
02:54:58
And you're a doctor?
02:54:59
I think science and evidence should guide medicine.
02:55:02
I do science that evidence tell us that men can get pregnant.
02:55:05
Biological men can they get pregnant?
02:55:07
I also think yes.
02:55:08
No questions like this are a political tool.
02:55:11
No. Yes.
02:55:11
No questions are about the truth.
02:55:13
Doctor, let's not make a mockery of this proceeding.
02:55:15
This is about science and evidence.
02:55:17
So I'm asking you.
02:55:18
You know, the United States Supreme Court
02:55:20
just heard arguments yesterday at great length on this question.
02:55:24
This is not a hypothetical question.
02:55:25
This is not theoretical.
02:55:26
That affects real people in their real lives.
02:55:29
And you're here as an expert called by the other side as an expert.
02:55:33
And you've been telling us that you that you follow right?
02:55:36
You're a doctor and you follow the science of the evidence.
02:55:39
So I just want to know, based on the science, can men get pregnant?
02:55:45
That's a yes or no question.
02:55:46
It really is, I think.
02:55:47
I think you're trying
02:55:48
to reduce the complexity of I'm not I'm trying to it's not complex.
02:55:52
We are trying to get to an answer and I'm trying to test, frankly, your veracity
02:55:58
as a medical professional and as a scientist.
02:56:01
Can men get pregnant?
02:56:02
I think you're also conflating
02:56:05
extraordinarily well with, no, I'm not conflating male and female.
02:56:08
There are two different things.
02:56:09
There's biological men and there's biological women.
02:56:13
And I want to know, can men get pregnant?
02:56:15
Well, you're talking about is biologically not going to answer my question
02:56:19
for males.
02:56:20
This isn't hard, Doctor Kennedy.
02:56:23
My mind's telling me no.
02:56:30
But my body,
02:56:32
my body's telling me yes and get pregnant.
02:56:39
Yes or no, I get I would be more than happy to have a conversation with you.
02:56:44
That is not coming from a place of trying to be polarized and push.
02:56:49
I'm not trying to be.
02:56:52
There is a polar polarizing.
02:56:54
I'm trying to ask.
02:56:55
I think it is extraordinary that we are here
02:56:58
and hearing about science and about women.
02:57:02
And for the record, it's women who get pregnant, not men.
02:57:06
We are here about the safety of women and science
02:57:10
that shows that this abortion drug
02:57:14
causes adverse health events.
02:57:16
In 11% of cases, that's 22 times greater than the FDA label.
02:57:22
Another fact you haven't acknowledged.
02:57:24
And yet you won't even acknowledge the basic reality
02:57:27
that biological men don't get pregnant.
02:57:30
There's a difference between biological men and biological women.
02:57:33
I just I don't know how we can take you seriously
02:57:36
and your claims to be a person of science,
02:57:40
if you won't level with this on this basic issue.
02:57:42
I thought we were past all of this.
02:57:44
Frankly, I can't believe we're still here talking about this.
02:57:48
I am a person of science, and I'm also someone here who's here
02:57:52
to represent the complex experiences of my patients.
02:57:55
And I don't think polarized languages, language or questions serve that goal.
02:58:00
I don't think they serve the American.
02:58:02
It is not polarizing to say that there is a scientific difference
02:58:06
between men and women. And I want this to be clear.
02:58:08
And for the record, it is not polarizing to say that women are
02:58:12
a biological reality and should be treated and protected as such.
02:58:16
That is not polarizing. That is truth.
02:58:18
It is also, by the way, the United States Constitution, which offers
02:58:22
unique protections to women in a variety of circumstances as women.
02:58:27
And your refusal to recognize women as women and men as men
02:58:31
is deeply corrosive to science, to public trust.
02:58:35
And yes, to constitutional protections for women as women.
02:58:39
And I just I think it's extraordinary
02:58:42
that you would sit here and advance a political agenda that has been
02:58:46
thoroughly discredited and rejected by the American people in this forum.
02:58:50
And I'm glad we had this exchange, because it is exceptionally
02:58:53
clarifying and is also in many ways quite depressing.
02:59:01
I'll ask you
02:59:01
again, do you think the red is red?
02:59:05
Well, there's some people that are blue, so
02:59:09
and a lot of those people give me money.
02:59:11
And if I say the truth or even anything
02:59:14
close to reality, I'm going to lose all that funding.
02:59:17
So what do you want from me?
02:59:19
That's what she said.
02:59:20
I said, all right, what's the fancy word for this thing?
02:59:28
It's astounding.
02:59:30
He should just follow the rules and not,
02:59:34
not listen to women.
02:59:34
By the way.
02:59:36
I mean, you should be like.
02:59:39
Taken for a psychiatric evaluation at that point.
02:59:43
If you're a doctor and these are the things you're spouting
02:59:47
that's saying you should be like,
02:59:49
locked up or anything, are you saying that they're crazy?
02:59:51
Evaluation like that sounds like it to me. I don't know,
02:59:56
gender.
02:59:56
Just really all she had to do, even if even if she just said sure.
03:00:00
Yeah.
03:00:01
And then she goes back and does whatever she wants as a doctor eating the.
03:00:06
I don't think she could have at the moment, she said that
03:00:08
she would have lost all her ally funding or whatever you want to call it.
03:00:11
Yeah. So how that works,
03:00:13
she's like millions.
03:00:15
I don't want to lose my millions.
03:00:17
Yeah.
03:00:19
So seriously, on the fence patients are.
03:00:21
The experience of my patients is very complex.
03:00:27
Oh. You motherfuckers.
03:00:31
I just as my lab
03:00:34
says, we're trying to move 5000 black people into Vidar.
03:00:37
Now, we don't want to sign up for said, you know, hey, here's.
03:00:41
Oh, did you just say that out loud?
03:00:43
We're gonna prank.
03:00:44
I'm a racist town fighter. I put
03:00:48
fighter, this guy here.
03:00:51
What did you just say? That I'm loud.
03:00:53
We're gonna prank America's most racist town fighter.
03:00:56
You cannot have Law Order.
03:00:58
So downtown, up to the KKK.
03:01:01
This was considered a headquarters.
03:01:05
Today, there are still racist.
03:01:07
A Vincent Vidar that helped keep its terrible reputation alive.
03:01:10
As thousands oppose online for black people not to visit a town.
03:01:13
Do not go back to the black. No, not to stop you, mister.
03:01:15
How did you ever, worked or been to lighter Texas?
03:01:17
Did people think you know necessarily our city?
03:01:20
Yes, exactly.
03:01:21
So that's exactly our plan. We're doing just fine.
03:01:23
Texas ending with a prank on the entire town.
03:01:25
But before went to divider, we stopped in the nearby city of Beaumont.
03:01:27
We're going to ask people here.
03:01:29
It's actually like getting your hands on my Texas prices.
03:01:31
But Walmart, I thought you might not come back.
03:01:32
They may have you. Now that we have
03:01:35
you guys there,
03:01:37
out there, if you don't let the sun go down on your ass,
03:01:40
that you don't need to go, we've learned a lot, I think, pointing in a little spot
03:01:45
that they point out that guys undercover invite her along with our friends Opal
03:01:49
Armor and Cameron and what accidentally be good girls hate it.
03:01:53
You can't even go to Texas with names like Salman and Omar.
03:01:57
This first prank could end racism here if it was real.
03:02:01
The town is actually
03:02:01
almost entirely white still to this day, so we're going to go around
03:02:03
with a petition to try to move 5000 black people here that's left this.
03:02:06
But we're doing this as our group, the Unity Project,
03:02:08
Black Lives Matter movement. We're trying to correct Somalians.
03:02:11
If I don't like the move to the city, okay, we're trying to move in 5000
03:02:15
black people in a Vidor,
03:02:17
and we're also trying to get a George Floyd statue built.
03:02:20
We're hoping to make this place kind of like the next Atlanta.
03:02:22
So would you be interested in signing at all? Sure.
03:02:24
People are welcome. Yeah. Without a petition.
03:02:27
We're not going to get that yet. Wait.
03:02:28
That's my. Oh, boy, that's pretty.
03:02:31
I because I think it's all because
03:02:34
there's only a few big stores, in fact, one of which is Walmart.
03:02:35
However, Brady and myself are actually being from every Walmart store,
03:02:38
so we said, I'm not banned from Walmart.
03:02:40
A couple things went very wrong. What are they saying?
03:02:41
Like struggling, like black people?
03:02:42
A tiny thing on anything. Oh, okay.
03:02:45
This somehow got Costco incorporated.
03:02:47
I guess we need extra. It's the first aisle, Brady.
03:02:50
We slowly got more.
03:02:50
It wasn't easy. I'm trying to 5000 black people to move into.
03:02:53
Like, kind of. What do you mean? Same here.
03:02:55
And you have no permission to take my picture.
03:02:57
Okay, that's not a real camera.
03:02:59
So just to be clear, like,
03:03:01
people don't sign this petition that obviously every right to take,
03:03:04
there's literally new people.
03:03:05
If you're out in public, you're going to get a picture taken.
03:03:07
There's nothing.
03:03:08
We're exaggerating these pranks, you know, just seeing if the store doesn't
03:03:11
want them to take your picture, then that's their property. But there's.
03:03:14
So they're probably taking your picture.
03:03:15
I don't know what happened 20 years ago in 1994, fighter train
03:03:20
moving in a few black families for the first time,
03:03:22
but they were not welcomed and moved out shortly after.
03:03:25
It was probably canceled much further
03:03:29
than was part of that fear generated because of their activities.
03:03:32
Like, that's not fair, though. She's like
03:03:35
super dark.
03:03:37
Yeah, the Ku Klux Klan.
03:03:39
Yes. The town claims it's changed since the 90s, but we'll see just how much.
03:03:44
Hi y'all. Filming.
03:03:45
We're trying to get people to sign a petition.
03:03:48
We thought we were trying to move 5000 black people and do a deal doing this.
03:03:51
Now we don't want to sign up for that. Good.
03:03:54
Now you see bulldoze everywhere.
03:03:56
Man, I don't, I don't that why
03:04:00
that's appointed.
03:04:01
They're loud guys.
03:04:03
We're trying to move in 5000 black people and invite her.
03:04:06
If you guys would be interested in how you.
03:04:08
Oh, why not look up?
03:04:10
This ain't interested.
03:04:12
I know they're we spent, like, 50 black owned businesses to open up here,
03:04:15
so it'll be, like, great for the economy.
03:04:16
They had their black heritage and you guys have yours.
03:04:19
Yeah, we have our show. You guys.
03:04:22
What? I'm black, I don't care.
03:04:24
Yeah.
03:04:25
Why y'all come out of Texas trying to move in private?
03:04:27
Because you mean afraid or Asian white town?
03:04:29
Yeah, it's probably why. And what? Proud of it.
03:04:32
I need to go back where you come from.
03:04:35
Do you need help starting your car?
03:04:36
We have a mechanic now.
03:04:38
I am a mechanic.
03:04:39
That's a mechanic. He could help with the car.
03:04:41
I could help mechanic, too. I don't need oil.
03:04:43
I'm a black mechanic. No, I'm a white mechanic. Go.
03:04:46
So I think you might need.
03:04:47
Yeah, because our Black Lives Matter mobile.
03:04:49
It always breaks down.
03:04:51
I'm joking. Right? Yeah. I'm not. No. Good move man.
03:04:53
Oh, you're not black white man.
03:04:54
They don't get it with me. Dog. Brown. Oh, sorry.
03:04:57
What is that? Back to the Black Lives Matter.
03:04:59
Where y'all this?
03:05:00
Back to where your car went around.
03:05:03
I'm here.
03:05:04
All right.
03:05:05
Go, go, go.
03:05:06
From here, we go here.
03:05:09
Oh, before we go, she talks like every bad guy.
03:05:11
So me and Zola was in the car, and it was just them.
03:05:13
And. It's okay now let me.
03:05:15
I was literally waiting. I was like, this is going to be so perfect.
03:05:17
That was his.
03:05:18
Yeah.
03:05:18
I don't he's not black. He's Middle East.
03:05:20
Pretty racist in County, right?
03:05:21
We spent the next hour.
03:05:22
He's like Sudanese or something. He's not.
03:05:25
He looks he looks like he's from Sudan.
03:05:26
Ten people sign this thing to create change and want to be change.
03:05:30
And that's good.
03:05:30
You don't like project?
03:05:31
The guy was just go away. Go away. I'm a baby.
03:05:34
He said.
03:05:34
Go back to where you came from.
03:05:35
He didn't necessarily mean like, go back to your country.
03:05:37
You might go back to like where ever you
03:05:40
belong, because obviously you're not from local
03:05:42
or without an obvious camera or wearing.
03:05:44
So you're unhappy with this, with the level of racism
03:05:47
you wanted to play anymore.
03:05:48
It's the you thought he was Africa.
03:05:51
Someone waving a Confederate flag.
03:05:52
Like, if so, just to be clear, this you don't need debate at all.
03:05:55
But I would like to fuck with this.
03:05:57
Are they fucking with us?
03:06:00
A parking lot?
03:06:01
Was this guy selling this stuff to go over there?
03:06:03
Yeah.
03:06:04
What kind of flag are you looking for?
03:06:05
Confederate flag.
03:06:07
Oh, yeah.
03:06:07
We don't really.
03:06:10
I saw some place captured by Texas.
03:06:12
It's the most racist town in America. By the Texas.
03:06:15
They don't want nothing to do with the blacks.
03:06:16
You got to get out.
03:06:17
Is it the most racism? Yeah.
03:06:18
She didn't want the ball at all.
03:06:20
I love it. Like, what if they existed?
03:06:22
Like, what would happen I love it.
03:06:23
Could the government use us to beat us? No.
03:06:26
Hard on the black. No, not to stop you.
03:06:28
The people that can't tell if they're a man or a woman.
03:06:31
I'm not going to get run.
03:06:32
Yeah, they don't have an attitude problem.
03:06:34
You know, the black people have an attitude.
03:06:36
Obviously, we're just playing characters in this video.
03:06:38
So people
03:06:40
in it
03:06:40
definitely say to, well, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, they're not allowed here.
03:06:45
Biters in Louisiana
03:06:48
they don't want what does that stand for?
03:06:51
Do you have any Confederate?
03:06:53
Oh hell yeah.
03:06:54
Oh yeah. You got to make a one.
03:06:56
What was this?
03:06:57
Why do you say, why do you say the T word
03:07:00
to throw people off? Man?
03:07:01
We call it.
03:07:03
What does that mean?
03:07:04
It was an idea.
03:07:05
Think right.
03:07:08
They just put a T on the front of it.
03:07:10
The rebel. Rebel? Okay. Yeah. Perfect.
03:07:12
Oh, hell yeah. Let's get a picture. You want to be in it?
03:07:15
Where are they from?
03:07:15
Where are they? Right, right in 16 Street.
03:07:19
We are both from.
03:07:20
They're in, in white.
03:07:22
See, I've never seen anybody side or Texas.
03:07:24
Not on the side of the road. Yeah, it's Texas
03:07:27
for everyone.
03:07:27
Invited it would be.
03:07:28
That's right, 1000 residents.
03:07:31
However, we did have a plan to test the entire town.
03:07:34
Well, those will be Mexican billboards around via that all say fighter
03:07:38
low, right?
03:07:39
We could act like there's a deep message behind these billboards, but in reality,
03:07:43
we just want to piss off the people here who actually are racist.
03:07:47
On our final day in fighter, we plan to post pictures.
03:07:49
You don't want to piss off hateful people bathing you, just bathing people.
03:07:54
Since the billboards are up.
03:07:55
Even if people are racist, they're going to be like, what is this like?
03:07:58
Why are we with big stupid billboard here?
03:08:00
There's a car. Stop in waiting.
03:08:02
Is you always in my car direction?
03:08:04
If the billboard. I'm like a tourist. It's just an obvious bait.
03:08:06
After resting up at our Airbnb and or just who cares?
03:08:10
Look up. I invited her, my fresh shrimp.
03:08:12
And you're trying to say you don't like those people.
03:08:14
And I are going to add by foreigners and see how people treat an outsider.
03:08:17
They may not say anything racist to.
03:08:19
I guess they're
03:08:19
always going to talk to them afterwards and see what they actually think.
03:08:22
Like, you know, I'm or pretty country.
03:08:24
As soon as we walked in the store, our filmer Cameron got kicked out
03:08:27
for having a camera and I think they're onto us.
03:08:30
I don't know how so we talk. Sweet thing to
03:08:34
oh yeah, maybe because it's a small town and you go there.
03:08:37
I'm not sure. Oh, I lost the video.
03:08:40
Oh. You did okay.
03:08:42
This is a commercial.
03:08:44
Do you guys need to go back to where you came from?
03:08:46
There's never.
03:08:47
Now that Brady and Sopel walked away, let's see what this guy thinks about them.
03:08:51
The hell was that?
03:08:52
Oh, no.
03:08:53
Oh, what the beginning.
03:08:55
Did they come up to you?
03:08:56
Yeah, I told them to go there. Good cop, bad cop, them.
03:08:58
Holy shit. That was easy.
03:09:00
And you'll look back at wherever you go.
03:09:02
See their bathing and see some race.
03:09:05
Hey, have a good one, sir.
03:09:07
You guys probably want to go home, buddy.
03:09:10
Shortly after, Brady and Zobel were also kicked out of the store,
03:09:14
take the recording device and he whispered to me as we're
03:09:17
walking away saying, it's good to hang one of them every now and then.
03:09:20
There's no way he whispering, so hopefully he caught it.
03:09:22
I got on my mic.
03:09:23
No way.
03:09:24
It's worth noting this was literally the only person we were able to try
03:09:28
this on. We had a ton of stuff planned to be like foreigners.
03:09:30
I mean, that was like the main grocery store in this town.
03:09:32
I thought we were gonna do like ten pranks in there, 5 to 10 people.
03:09:34
But this is literally one room.
03:09:35
I have news I a disc golf. We ran through all of them.
03:09:37
Luckily for Ryder, we still have other tests to do,
03:09:40
but for now, you were both
03:09:41
right for the town to see if it's as bad as viral videos claim. This
03:09:46
I'm a black man.
03:09:50
It says
03:09:50
there was an update to the rules around 2022, clarifying
03:09:54
that it does count that wedged or hanging discs are generally good.
03:09:57
22 so it.
03:09:59
So when you thought it wasn't good and what time was Gary?
03:10:03
What time, what year was Gary show?
03:10:05
Land on the surface is always not Covid kind of fucked
03:10:10
a lot of things up with like, even, like, you know, get togethers and disc golfing.
03:10:13
It's weird how, like, just have.
03:10:16
It's just got fucked.
03:10:18
So weird.
03:10:19
They never got repaired.
03:10:23
The whole world.
03:10:24
You meet the stupid people, their brains.
03:10:27
Yeah, yeah.
03:10:31
I want to cut to the chase with this on the billboard.
03:10:35
For legal reasons, which created a town wide search to figure out who we are.
03:10:39
People begin connecting the dots to other things.
03:10:42
It turns out their picture was in the newspaper right above the guy, the camera.
03:10:45
And this man. Well, that was a different story.
03:10:47
Petition signatures, which clearly didn't happen at all.
03:10:50
Regardless, the billboards had the they said they pushed that guy
03:10:53
in shambles.
03:10:54
And we had these people are lying, asshole people in town.
03:10:58
I don't even know if he can go back to one of the organizations.
03:11:01
So you're already had our final fighter.
03:11:03
We had our interaction the he's the yellow one, the billboards
03:11:06
we bought with hopes of interviewing a local who came to see it.
03:11:09
We're about to see the billboard.
03:11:11
Oh, it's still up, dude.
03:11:13
That's like huge.
03:11:14
We're right beside, like a giant interstate.
03:11:17
A ton of cars were actually stopping to take pictures.
03:11:19
You see that?
03:11:21
This is going to make Waves Invader forever.
03:11:23
It's already causing a huge scene on Facebook.
03:11:26
Like, this thing is the most viral thing this town has ever seen.
03:11:28
We're about to go check out another location that we placed a billboard.
03:11:32
There's the billboard right above a barbecue spot.
03:11:34
This doesn't end racism invited
03:11:35
then I don't know what little Badger was too small of a town to have any digital
03:11:39
stop.
03:11:40
Recognize young people with race, you fucking asshole.
03:11:42
It's really that easy, bro.
03:11:43
I'm gonna go to this gas station, find a crackhead to make out with.
03:11:47
So should we just make out if he's gone?
03:11:50
While Brady was doing some jerk calling people that guy instead of that black guy.
03:11:54
The people responsible for the billboards. I don't
03:11:58
care provider.
03:11:59
We're getting pictures of a run. A little article on it.
03:12:01
Oh, sorry about that.
03:12:03
Sorry, dude.
03:12:04
Nobody invited wants to be on camera, man.
03:12:05
What the fuck are they doing?
03:12:06
That's where all the traffic is from.
03:12:09
That's the direction. Fighter young.
03:12:11
You heard it here first. Rider Texas is the new Epstein island.
03:12:14
No. You're fine. Here we go.
03:12:16
That lady put on her sleeve and show the tattoo.
03:12:18
And I think it may have said KKK. I'm not for sure.
03:12:20
It was like a triangle or some type of pyramid to pictures on.
03:12:24
Lock it.
03:12:24
Make that okay.
03:12:25
Maybe they're right. Then
03:12:28
maybe she's a fan of Zelda.
03:12:29
That's also the freaking trident from Zelda.
03:12:32
Come on. No,
03:12:34
yeah, I don't I mean,
03:12:36
although it does look like a K.
03:12:40
I'm the kind of asshole that even a free speech man, I want to.
03:12:43
I don't support what they believe in, but I support their right to express it.
03:12:48
I don't want them hiding basements, planning and plotting.
03:12:50
I want them out in the open with tattoos so that even if people against my ideals
03:12:55
don't realize they have satanic statues and have them.
03:12:58
Maybe this is symbolism.
03:12:59
Just like words, context matters.
03:13:01
Like and I understand it's harder
03:13:03
because symbolism might mean one thing to somebody else.
03:13:05
And if it's on your body like a thing through your nose,
03:13:08
the symbolism is going to be there.
03:13:12
Fine.
03:13:12
But we only saw it for half a second and don't have a picture of it,
03:13:16
so there's really no way of knowing what looked like.
03:13:18
It said, after this, we fled back to our Airbnb
03:13:22
and got hit with some devastating news.
03:13:24
Billboards got taken down.
03:13:26
That's the problem with digital.
03:13:28
Not just digital billboards, but digital. Everything. Man.
03:13:30
When they used to have to find all the books
03:13:32
and change it, you know, to rewrite history,
03:13:34
now they'll just rewrite history with the stroke, with a keystroke.
03:13:37
Boom.
03:13:37
Everything's gone dry.
03:13:38
Forced to look any. No,
03:13:42
the no
03:13:43
doesn't even really matter.
03:13:44
Like when you. When you can't quite do it, you should try for it.
03:13:47
Pictures kept going viral.
03:13:48
The billboards sparked a conversation bigger than we ever imagined.
03:13:52
Oh, good.
03:13:53
Probably far from over.
03:13:55
We exaggerated these cranks local.
03:13:57
I love black people to us, but like any town there are good.
03:14:00
But I love all people.
03:14:01
Is it a coincidence that we met the people we did?
03:14:04
Or is the same like that's for you to decide.
03:14:08
It would be a lie to claim there's no racism in the town,
03:14:10
but we can't speak for what everyone's experience would be like.
03:14:13
You'd have to go visit fighter yourself and find out.
03:14:16
Yeah, I'm not going to lie. You're kind of yapping right now.
03:14:18
Yeah. What do we got out of all?
03:14:24
Oh, man.
03:14:24
I Mr.
03:14:25
Great and I feel like I screwed up there and.
03:14:28
Hang on. Hang.
03:14:28
I think I can't be wrong.
03:14:30
There you go. Oh, no.
03:14:32
Go back to that symbol on her arm.
03:14:33
Can you scrub to that or just give me to her?
03:14:35
I can. You don't have to. Not a big deal.
03:14:38
But, yeah, I'm pretty sure
03:14:40
it looked like the Triforce.
03:14:43
It was triangles, I think. Pretty sure.
03:14:44
Because I saw you would do that. Right?
03:14:46
What else would it do, you think?
03:14:48
For a fucking the business, the $299 a month streamyard that
03:14:52
both draw and I could fucking share two videos at the same fucking time, right
03:14:56
side by side, left, right, or like screen and screen, picture in picture.
03:15:01
Totally not worth it.
03:15:07
I mean, they're three triangles.
03:15:08
It also looks like, you know, the old whatever logo.
03:15:10
And it also kind of looks like a Klu Klux Klan head mask,
03:15:14
kind of looks like a penguin, kind of looks like a cardinal.
03:15:16
I mean,
03:15:17
oh, you know what?
03:15:18
Now it looks like a cervix to me,
03:15:20
a vagina.
03:15:21
Hey, a y aka is Ku Klux Klan shorthand for.
03:15:26
Are you a Klansman?
03:15:28
What's the other.
03:15:29
What was that, a y?
03:15:31
A k, aka is the other one.
03:15:36
Kiki.
03:15:38
Right.
03:15:38
So kick it a little. Name.
03:15:40
Kick it. Gary.
03:15:42
Dog kicking.
03:15:42
Kick it.
03:15:43
Gary. Yo!
03:15:48
So I keep
03:15:48
getting challenged with these mashups and I just, I just keep know.
03:15:52
We've seen we've seen it.
03:15:53
You can keep talking. It's no problem arcade.
03:15:55
No. Because the way to both the dog at the same time then that's what I said.
03:15:58
That does happen sometimes.
03:16:00
But then we'll just talk about her. Arcade.
03:16:03
Yeah.
03:16:03
Is Google actually in your hand for a Klansman?
03:16:06
I am, so it is.
03:16:07
I am a Klansman. Say Klansman I am.
03:16:10
So the key here is going to be whatever that last Bixby or whatever it was called.
03:16:14
Oh, we do no gig B let's see what kick me, man.
03:16:17
Kick me. It sounds like it's exactly what I am.
03:16:20
Sounds like fucking yo ho ho.
03:16:21
You want a bottle of rum
03:16:24
cake?
03:16:24
B is Klansman shorthand for
03:16:29
guess you got to for comment.
03:16:31
Put in the comments if you know what it is I'm telling it, kick it here
03:16:34
in The Clansman I am kick it Gary. Yo!
03:16:39
Right. You know this.
03:16:41
I'm just kidding.
03:16:42
Wow, that's so racist.
03:16:45
No it's not. He's actually darker.
03:16:47
They wouldn't like Ryan even though he's should I.
03:16:50
Should I show the darker Ryan or should we just keep that private?
03:16:56
Oh, dark.
03:16:57
Is it.
03:17:00
Grok is very, very racist, right?
03:17:04
It doesn't understand medium complexion.
03:17:06
It's really hard to
03:17:08
there was want to skew the the race
03:17:10
in the wrong way.
03:17:14
I don't know I don't remember the prompt.
03:17:15
I just think it was,
03:17:19
oh it's not here.
03:17:20
It's not here.
03:17:21
I didn't send it here. It's not here.
03:17:26
Here it is.
03:17:28
This was the first example
03:17:30
that it gave me when I asked to do,
03:17:33
I believe that I must have said something
03:17:35
about Middle Eastern.
03:17:39
And grok triggered this for his freaking,
03:17:41
Funko Pop.
03:17:44
Please.
03:17:45
If you are that person, comment how you feel.
03:17:47
That grok was incredibly racist
03:17:49
and assumed that you had look even put in terrorist garb.
03:17:53
So we have the video.
03:17:54
We have and you go, did you have the brother Funko Pop?
03:17:58
And then we have the Brother Funko Pop!
03:18:00
The Puppet Special Edition terrorist garb.
03:18:04
And on behalf of grok and the show, as the producer, I apologize.
03:18:08
I'm not even going to mention that you're holding a black dildo for some reason.
03:18:13
Which wasn't me that first saw that.
03:18:15
It was, the person who sees black dildos and everything.
03:18:21
Guys, have you seen these videos?
03:18:23
Wait, did he ask us this last week?
03:18:25
Guys, have you seen these videos of people in their car bedroom eating seafood?
03:18:28
Usually it's a gigantic crab.
03:18:29
Seeing videos like this makes absolutely makes my blood boil.
03:18:33
I don't know why.
03:18:35
Do you like boiled crab
03:18:37
show the darker Ryan. Well, there you go.
03:18:39
Please comment.
03:18:41
I don't think it's what you expected it.
03:18:43
Actually, it took another, it took another twist after that one.
03:18:47
Or let's. So I said same thing.
03:18:51
I gave it the same prompt, but then I said, please, no terrorist.
03:18:55
And then it gave this one.
03:18:58
Still just a bit too dark.
03:19:02
But keep in mind that I'm the one I don't see color.
03:19:04
I just put in brother and it came up.
03:19:06
But the other people on the show said this one.
03:19:12
This one.
03:19:12
Wait. This one?
03:19:14
No, not this one.
03:19:15
This one. No, not this one.
03:19:17
They said this one, which was the original one.
03:19:22
This was the one I made.
03:19:23
And they said, oh, that's not dark enough.
03:19:27
So what do you think?
03:19:31
Which one is the is which one?
03:19:33
Looks more like.
03:19:36
Where you
03:19:39
or your ancestors
03:19:40
or even your parents come from?
03:19:44
From whence they came.
03:19:48
While we wait for that darker comment,
03:19:51
the John Cena air bag is still
03:19:54
still available.
03:19:57
No update on that.
03:20:05
I'm going to play this.
03:20:07
It was supposed to be played before midnight,
03:20:10
but we're going to start playing this every year.
03:20:14
And we'll be right back.
03:20:18
Where's the sound?
03:20:20
I am happy to join with you today, and we'll go down in history
03:20:23
as the gibber demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.
03:20:27
Five score years ago, a great American and whose symbolic shadow
03:20:30
we stand today signed the Emancipation Proclamation.
03:20:33
This this is the. This isn't the darker Lincoln.
03:20:36
This is the darker for slaves who had been seared in the flames
03:20:39
of withering injustice.
03:20:40
It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.
03:20:44
But 100 years later, the Negro still is not free.
03:20:47
100 years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly
03:20:50
jabber by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination.
03:20:54
100 years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island
03:20:56
of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity.
03:21:00
100 years later, the Negro is still languished
03:21:02
in the corners of American society and finds himself in exile in his own land.
03:21:07
And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.
03:21:10
In a sense, we've come to our nation's capital to cash a check.
03:21:14
When the architects of our removal brought the magnificent words
03:21:17
of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence,
03:21:20
they were signing a promissory note to which every American was to fall heir.
03:21:24
This note was a promise that all men.
03:21:26
Yes, black men as well as white men would be guaranteed
03:21:29
the rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
03:21:32
It is obvious today that America has the happiness.
03:21:35
This promissory note, insofar as her citizens of color are concerned.
03:21:39
Instead of honoring this sacred obligation, America has given the Negro
03:21:43
people of Berkshire a check which has come back marked insufficient funds.
03:21:47
But we refuse to believe that the Bank of justice is chipper.
03:21:50
We refuse to believe that there are insufficient funds
03:21:53
in the great vaults of opportunity of this nation.
03:21:55
And so we've come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon
03:21:59
demand the riches of freedom and the security of justice.
03:22:02
We have also come to this hallowed spot to remind America
03:22:05
of the fierce urgency of now.
03:22:07
This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off
03:22:10
or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism.
03:22:13
Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy.
03:22:16
Now is the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of Saturday,
03:22:19
when the front page path of racial justice now is the be on the partition
03:22:24
from the quicksands of racial injustice to the disappointment Rock of Gibraltar,
03:22:28
now is the time to make justice a reality for all of God's children.
03:22:31
It would be fatal for the nation to overlook the urgency of the moment.
03:22:35
The sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent will not pass
03:22:39
until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom,
03:22:42
and so disrespectful to the free is not an end, but a beginning.
03:22:46
And those who hope that the Negro needed to blow off steam and will
03:22:48
now be content will have a terrible awakening if the nation returns
03:22:52
to business as usual, and there will be neither rest nor tranquility in America
03:22:56
until the Negro is granted his citizenship rights,
03:22:59
the whirlwinds of revolt will continue to shake the foundations of our nation
03:23:03
until the bright day of justice emerges.
03:23:05
But there is something that I must say to my people who stand on the warm threshold
03:23:09
which leads into the Palace of Justice
03:23:11
and the process of gaining our rightful place.
03:23:13
We must not be guilty of wrongful deeds.
03:23:16
Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking
03:23:19
from the cup of bitterness and hatred.
03:23:21
We must forever conduct our on the high plane of dignity and discipline.
03:23:26
We must not allow our creative protests to degenerate into physical violence.
03:23:30
Again and again.
03:23:31
We must rise to the majestic river of meeting physical force with soul force.
03:23:35
The new militancy which has engulfed the Negro community
03:23:38
must not lead us to a distrust of all white people.
03:23:41
For many of our white brothers, as evidenced by their presence
03:23:44
in the white brothers,
03:23:45
we have come to realize that their destiny is white brother, our community.
03:23:48
And then I showed up. Yeah, you missed your
03:23:51
bones.
03:23:52
We went through them. We cannot walk. Amazing.
03:23:54
And as we walk, we must make the pledge that we shall always be ahead.
03:23:57
We gibbler turn back.
03:23:59
There are those who are asking the devotees of civil rights.
03:24:02
When will you be satisfied?
03:24:03
We can never be satisfied as long as the Negro is the victim
03:24:06
of the unspeakable horrors of police brutality, we can never be satisfied
03:24:11
as long as our bodies, heavy with the fatigue of travel, cannot gain
03:24:14
lodging in the jabber of the highways and the hotels of the cities,
03:24:18
we cannot be satisfied as long as the Negroes basic mobility
03:24:22
is from a smaller ghetto to a larger one.
03:24:24
We can never be satisfied as long as our children are stripped of their selfhood
03:24:28
and robbed of their dignity by signs stating, for whites only
03:24:31
we cannot be satisfied as long as a Negro in Mississippi,
03:24:34
when he said selfhood, it wasn't the hood that I thought.
03:24:36
He believes he has nothing for which to vote.
03:24:39
No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied
03:24:42
until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream.
03:24:46
One I am not unmindful that some of you have come here
03:24:49
out of great trials and tribulations.
03:24:51
Some of you have come fresh from narrow jail cells,
03:24:54
and some of you have come from areas where your quest quest for freedom left
03:24:58
you battered by the storms of persecution
03:25:00
and staggered by the winds of police brutality.
03:25:02
You have been the veterans of creative suffering.
03:25:05
Continue to work with the faith that unearned suffering is redemptive.
03:25:08
Go back to Mississippi. Go back to Alabama.
03:25:11
Go back to South Carolina.
03:25:12
Go back to Georgia, go back to Louisiana.
03:25:15
Go back to the slums and jabour of our northern cities, knowing
03:25:18
that somehow this situation can and will be changed.
03:25:21
Let us not gibber in the valley of despair.
03:25:23
I say to you today, my friend, you just say, move away from white peoples.
03:25:26
The difficulties of today and tomorrow.
03:25:29
I still have a dream.
03:25:30
It is a dream. Deeply temporary. The American dream.
03:25:33
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise to the true
03:25:37
meaning of its creed.
03:25:38
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are equal.
03:25:41
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia,
03:25:44
the sons of former slaves and the former slave
03:25:47
owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
03:25:50
I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi,
03:25:53
a state sweltering with the heat of injustice,
03:25:56
sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be jabber into it.
03:25:59
For the record, freedom and justice is not black.
03:26:02
This is very unfortunate.
03:26:03
Stadium lighting for the speech.
03:26:05
They didn't plan on the back lighting,
03:26:07
but we ended up just looking black is very unfortunate.
03:26:10
I have a dream that one day down in Alabama,
03:26:13
with its vicious race at night with its governor having his night
03:26:16
camera with the words of interposition and nullification, one day,
03:26:19
right there in Alabama, little black boys and black girls able to join hands
03:26:24
with little white boys, kids, hags, sisters, black boys and waiting.
03:26:28
Today I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted.
03:26:31
And every hill and mountain shall be made low.
03:26:34
The rough place I used to play those little black boys.
03:26:36
Places will be made straight.
03:26:38
And the glory of the Lord shall be.
03:26:39
When I was a little boy I shall see it.
03:26:41
We had I mean our right in the 80s was black and white.
03:26:45
The South with and lots of we will be able to hew out of the mountain Chaldeans.
03:26:49
We had lots of Chaldeans.
03:26:51
We will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation
03:26:54
into a beautiful silver. You know, we call brotherhood.
03:26:57
With this faith, we will be able to work together to pray together to speak.
03:27:00
His name was Armenian or something like that.
03:27:02
So that's what we call them. We call them by their names.
03:27:04
We didn't say, hey, black guy, and this will be won't be the day
03:27:08
when all of our children will be able to say, what with a million country.
03:27:12
It was Emil, land of Liberty of the I saying yes, there was only one.
03:27:16
I acted like there was a bunch pride from every mountainside.
03:27:19
Let gibbering.
03:27:20
And if gibber is to be a great nation, this must become true.
03:27:24
And so let freedom ring from the gibber hilltops of New Hampshire.
03:27:27
Let freedom ring from the gibber mountains of New York.
03:27:30
Let freedom ring from the gibber Alleghenies of Pennsylvania.
03:27:33
Let gibbering from the snowcapped Rockies of Colorado.
03:27:37
Gibbering from the curvaceous slopes of California.
03:27:40
But not only that, but gibbering from Stone Mountain of Georgia.
03:27:43
Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Georgia, he said.
03:27:46
Freedom run from every hill and mole of Mississippi from every mountainside.
03:27:50
Fun fact if you and when this if you tried to write jibber jabber
03:27:54
in when we let it ring from every village, it would change it to something else.
03:27:57
Every state and every city we will be able to speed up that day when I thought,
03:28:01
oh, I'll get smart, I'll say jibber jibber jabber.
03:28:03
And then what I wanted to say since and Catholics and then cut it out,
03:28:06
join hands and sing, in the words of the old Negro spiritual.
03:28:09
Free at last, free at last.
03:28:11
Thank God this kind of eye is so old.
03:28:20
Do you feel free?
03:28:21
I feel free.
03:28:41
Keep.
03:28:53
These upgraded ear monitors.
03:28:55
This next generation falls out of my ears.
03:28:57
Fuckers!
03:28:58
The ones I stepped on and broke that I had forever
03:29:02
were awesome.
03:29:03
They don't make them the same way anymore.
03:29:05
I belong such
03:29:07
new ones.
03:29:07
I better.
03:29:12
You could tell this is from like the 90s
03:29:14
when they had two minute intros before the song started.
03:29:18
You still hasn't started the music.
03:29:20
There we go lover man.
03:29:23
His interests been the same since 83.
03:29:26
Your glory days are over.
03:29:28
So as you start watching you crash fat ass,
03:29:34
you stupid stand right?
03:29:36
Fuck.
03:29:38
I'll bet you even name Joy.
03:29:41
It's like they're trying to be nirvana, right?
03:29:43
Stretch up.
03:29:46
You are me.
03:29:47
You can't see.
03:29:50
This is not the song I remember.
03:29:53
You want me, you.
03:29:58
Is never.
03:29:58
Chorus.
03:30:00
Songs usually have a chorus.
03:30:05
I've been motherfucking
03:30:07
up I'd skipped right past motherfucker,
03:30:11
you high five and motherfucking
03:30:15
you high fiving motherfucker.
03:30:19
You high fiving motherfucker.
03:30:23
Just so I can know.
03:30:24
For all the ladies pray I got no trace of me in the can.
03:30:28
You really love a man you have got.
03:30:31
Is it just been the same since 83?
03:30:34
You worry days are over.
03:30:35
So just do what you you Christ, bad ass.
03:30:41
You still.
03:30:45
Yeah.
03:30:46
They're all high five and motherfuckers.
03:30:49
So I was challenged to mash this up.
03:30:52
Came out better than any of them.
03:31:18
Makes me cringe.
03:31:19
You can't resist the urge to yell in. Yes.
03:31:24
Sweet dreams.
03:31:26
You can.
03:31:38
See, you
03:31:40
can. Be.
03:31:58
Now it kind of worked out.
03:32:01
Maybe a little bit.
03:32:04
It did.
03:32:08
You got anything left?
03:32:09
I'm just going to keep rifling through it.
03:32:10
I got one rifle through it.
03:32:14
You might not supposed to say right.
03:32:15
I can say right, but.
03:32:17
Oh, yeah,
03:32:19
I know y'all can go wrong. I'm in. I'm all.
03:32:21
We were streaming during the day.
03:32:22
The, owner of Rumble was giving out $500.
03:32:26
Okay, this one guy, $3,500.
03:32:28
This is the typical livestream.
03:32:30
Other yo going up with what the NBA.
03:32:35
You should be a big live stream. Other.
03:32:38
Yeah. Should have.
03:32:39
They had they were interacting with me.
03:32:41
I mean talking to them and shit making them comment.
03:32:46
Hey guys no comment.
03:32:47
We're not coming back next week. I'm out here.
03:32:49
I'm not living
03:32:51
the long.
03:32:55
Very much
03:32:56
like a.
03:33:02
Playing the Super Bowl halftime show for some reason
03:33:05
while I'm on.
03:33:13
But I'm still messed up.
03:33:14
Good on I don't know, y'all.
03:33:19
I do not know y'all.
03:33:23
Go go go go go go go go go go go go.
03:33:26
From I'm
03:33:30
wrong but I'm gonna go go go go go on the bubble.
03:33:33
Wrap it up up up up up up.
03:33:38
For me I can't go.
03:33:42
On. Let me go.
03:33:43
Gotta else
03:33:46
don't.
03:33:51
Oh, damn.
03:33:51
I didn't even turn on the phone today. I'm sure we didn't get the calls.
03:33:54
Just comment on the number for me.
03:33:56
You got nothing. I.
03:33:59
I don't know,
03:34:01
for the.
03:34:04
Money you've been growing.
03:34:07
You know, there has not been one fuck up on tonight's
03:34:10
show.
03:34:15
I said I wasn't going to play this, but I don't want to leave anything.
03:34:19
This is faith with facts with Jay-Z.
03:34:23
And therefore thank my thank you for tuning in to face the facts.
03:34:26
I tell you what, God is so good and gracious.
03:34:29
You know, I've been preaching 50 plants.
03:34:32
I got to thinking the other day Moses didn't start his ministry
03:34:35
until he was 80, and he went home to be with the Lord.
03:34:39
He started at 120.
03:34:42
I've been preaching allegedly.
03:34:43
I don't even know for this one.
03:34:44
I'm ten years ahead of Moses.
03:34:46
Good God, that's a oh, you that all right? Just.
03:34:49
It looks like it. Praise the Lord.
03:34:50
There's a question.
03:34:52
And the thing that I've seen all the years of my salvation
03:34:56
that I've never been able to figure out why
03:34:59
this happens, and I want to talk about that is the title of it.
03:35:03
Why are you saved and still miserable?
03:35:07
I've seen some miserably saved people.
03:35:10
But you know why? Because they have.
03:35:12
They've listened to genetically altered Christianity and they say, you know,
03:35:17
they seem to enjoy, crispy, miserable like God, I don't think you something.
03:35:21
I like to know what?
03:35:22
I heard it.
03:35:23
Well, you know, it doesn't make sense, right?
03:35:25
Cuz. Didn't God teach me something? I said, yeah, hurry.
03:35:28
Learned that you die. That's craziness. That's.
03:35:32
What was it?
03:35:33
You just lost my joy.
03:35:34
Enjoy being miserable like God is trying to teach you something.
03:35:38
I like to know what I heard a man said at one time.
03:35:41
God put this cancer on me to teach me something.
03:35:44
I said, well, you better hurry up. Learn because you die.
03:35:46
That's craziness that don't make no sense at all.
03:35:49
When I got born again, I have.
03:35:50
I've lost my joy because the joy of the Lord is my strength.
03:35:53
I just enjoy being saved.
03:35:55
That doesn't mean I don't have trouble in life, but who cares, I could care.
03:35:58
We need more Bible verses.
03:35:59
I know in whom
03:36:00
I have believed, and I'm persuaded he is able to keep what I commit to him.
03:36:04
But what did I commit to him? They put this down.
03:36:07
Me right there.
03:36:08
Oh, word of God, this is all you sold your soul to the God?
03:36:12
Yeah. What if. What if he's a slave master? Like it's like.
03:36:15
Yeah. Like nothing is good.
03:36:17
Your choice is either this, this bad guy or that bad guy.
03:36:20
But if you give your.
03:36:21
If you give your eternity to him, you're assuming it's glorious.
03:36:25
And honey and dew and milk and all that shit
03:36:27
you've seen in that one play way back when called Dante's Inferno.
03:36:31
But what if it's just this particular alien or interdimensional being,
03:36:34
and now you are now part of that collective?
03:36:37
Whatever it does now, you have to do so.
03:36:38
You better be pretty damn committed. That's some kind of faith.
03:36:41
And yes, I use damn purpose.
03:36:43
Purposeful purpose, fully.
03:36:45
I don't know the kind of sounds like like rich kid syndrome or like,
03:36:49
you know, my dad's a police officer, my dad's a judge.
03:36:52
Or, like, it's like I can do whatever I want,
03:36:55
and, you know, I'll just get bailed out by. By the big guy.
03:36:58
By the big guy, you know,
03:37:00
eternal life does come with privilege, if that's what you're saying.
03:37:03
Right? He's just kind of says, I can suck up as much as I want.
03:37:05
I believe in God. And like, I know he's got my back, so fuck it.
03:37:08
You know, whether I'm happy or sad.
03:37:10
Who gives a shit? Cause like, he got me.
03:37:12
We got this.
03:37:13
Ephesians 21 three says, thou man that just keep sitting in repeat.
03:37:16
Forgiveness shall not receive either.
03:37:19
I say, have you lost your mind?
03:37:21
Like when I think, Praise God, what a blessing!
03:37:24
Here's a great scripture, Psalms 51 verse 12
03:37:27
for you miserably say, people say the same thing.
03:37:30
But I said, I mean, I'm not laughing at you.
03:37:33
I want you to be full of joy like me.
03:37:35
Now, you're no, you're literally laughing at them.
03:37:38
Well, restore unto me the joy of thy salvation and uphold me with thy free.
03:37:44
Oh that's brilliant, dude, he's got a complete teleprompter, but
03:37:47
he takes a moment to mention of the show to read something off a card
03:37:51
so that your brain, he's going to hold the card,
03:37:55
right?
03:37:55
But maybe he has a dude.
03:37:56
I'm watching his eyes dart back and forth.
03:37:58
It's very easy to tell when somebody is reading off a teleprompter,
03:38:01
because as they're talking, you can see him do this
03:38:02
the whole time as they're talking.
03:38:05
And he's that is a
03:38:07
great he's got ad lib sections and whatnot, but he's reading.
03:38:10
He's just read the word of God, especially the Bible passages.
03:38:13
It doesn't mean the devil don't attack. So what?
03:38:15
You know what I'm saying?
03:38:16
I mean, I looked at myself in the mirror and I was shave it.
03:38:19
My skin's got some loose.
03:38:20
It shut down my electrical razor.
03:38:22
You know, I thought, my God, he's so funny.
03:38:26
It's Christmas stocking.
03:38:28
I mean, it looks like a waddle.
03:38:29
I would have went with waddle.
03:38:31
Here's another one.
03:38:32
You can tell I'm full of joy. Why?
03:38:33
I love this at first Peter chapter.
03:38:35
Chapter one, verse second. They start filming.
03:38:37
He's like, having not seen.
03:38:39
Yeah, you know what? Get over here, bitch. Make me a sandwich.
03:38:42
Now you come not yet believing you rejoice with my trailer.
03:38:47
Leave the fuck alone full of glory.
03:38:49
There's no way these ministries are hypocritical in any way.
03:38:52
Even he's full of joy.
03:38:54
You know what? I kind of hope what you say is true.
03:38:56
Because what if he wakes up in the morning?
03:38:57
He's like, good morning, Lord.
03:38:59
Due to do like all the time.
03:39:01
It's like Ned Flanders.
03:39:02
Your faith instead of him is a huge blow in his brains.
03:39:05
Out everyone around him does Simpsons reference.
03:39:08
He kind of reminds me of Doctor Hibbert with just the random laughing like every
03:39:11
they're hooked.
03:39:13
Everything's just a
03:39:14
little, you know, joyous moment is like not a care in the world.
03:39:17
Just.
03:39:18
I thought he was blind till he picked up the card.
03:39:22
He looks like a squeeze, not a dump.
03:39:24
These boys is going to keep that joy fluid inside of you.
03:39:27
He's not looking.
03:39:31
My advice
03:39:31
to priests do not ever say this line again.
03:39:35
Receiving the end of your faith,
03:39:37
even the salvation of your soul.
03:39:40
You know what our theme is? Use your faith voice.
03:39:42
You use your faith. This.
03:39:44
This rain, that joy flowing inside of you don't mean necessary.
03:39:47
It's time for you to stop.
03:39:48
You don't want to keep that joy flowing inside you.
03:39:50
That Jesus blessed you in the city, in the field, going in and going out.
03:39:54
All you have to do is really loud and proud.
03:39:56
Magic people wait wait wait wait wait wait.
03:39:57
Where's it? Just receive it.
03:39:59
Use your faith voice only say what?
03:40:01
Faith says it with your inside faith voice or your outside faith voice.
03:40:04
It will.
03:40:05
You know, my wife Cathy always notices my faith.
03:40:08
Faith? For some reason, never listens.
03:40:10
Okay. Anyway, I walked into her.
03:40:12
That was one of those Freudian slips I always notice is my faith.
03:40:15
Yeah. No shit dude, it says it right on your fucking t shirt.
03:40:17
Glorious faith.
03:40:19
I your. Yes. Pretty girl looks thick and she turn around.
03:40:21
I can see you checking me out, you know, like she's looking at my face
03:40:24
and she says,
03:40:26
have you put the lotion on?
03:40:29
Wait, wait. That's true.
03:40:30
Or else you get the hose again and do that.
03:40:32
Not. That's true. It's simply going out.
03:40:35
Hey! She go.
03:40:36
Dude, wait. Okay.
03:40:37
I didn't even listen to this when I heard it before.
03:40:39
I said, all women do this.
03:40:41
They don't walk in and just say, you look. You look good today.
03:40:44
If your woman does, then great for you.
03:40:46
My my woman just the other day came in and said, oh, you look really good in red.
03:40:52
And like about two hours later I'm thinking,
03:40:55
she's just telling me to wear red.
03:40:57
She doesn't.
03:40:58
She's trying to she's trying to steer me.
03:41:01
She didn't say, you look good today in this stuff.
03:41:02
She's like, you look good in red.
03:41:03
So from the back, you know, she's got thick hair,
03:41:05
which I don't think I do that all your colors red.
03:41:08
I said yes, pretty girl I know. And she turn around.
03:41:10
I can see you checking me out.
03:41:11
You know, like bitches be trick bitches. Be trippy. Says,
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have you put the lotion on?
03:41:17
I can't wait for winter.
03:41:18
Not all of us get to just summer in that cuz,
03:41:22
I mean, could I ever go in that winter in the keys?
03:41:27
Well, I'ma use voice,
03:41:29
I use nothing, the Hilton points barely paid for anything.
03:41:32
And we'll walk in.
03:41:33
There she goes, the free chicken two. Right?
03:41:35
You just attack and eat marvelous.
03:41:37
Yeah, I'm enjoying myself.
03:41:39
She's into this right now. Chicken.
03:41:40
It just so fun.
03:41:41
You know, I just enjoy being safe.
03:41:44
Gentlemen.
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I'm saved.
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Am healed. I'm blessed,
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I enjoy giving, I enjoy receiving, I enjoy gifts.
03:41:51
Background music has got to go with their little ministry
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and bless the fuck and, you know, and people.
03:41:57
Oh, celebrate 50 years all this year Jesse DeSanto got to play.
03:42:01
Got to go.
03:42:03
One of the things about me, and it just blesses me to know when I'm known for joy.
03:42:08
In fact, John called me the apostle of joy.
03:42:10
You just said two minutes. The joy, joy, joy, joy, joy.
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And then like the and he's like, I'm known for joy being. Save it.
03:42:16
I want you to enjoy being saved because it's not fun to be miserable.
03:42:20
And I mean, oh, there you have it.
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So today, if you don't know
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Jesus, Lord, save him right now and put joy in their life like you did me.
03:42:27
I ask that Jesus that they sick Lord heal them because I'm healed.
03:42:31
I want you in Jesus name.
03:42:34
You faith those families.
03:42:36
And guess what?
03:42:36
Joy unspeakable and full of glory just to see him.
03:42:41
I love you, I really do by
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Amen.
03:42:48
That have been a really good spot to end.
03:42:51
Amen.
03:43:11
Almost evil.
03:43:12
Sinister. And.
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Helicopter.
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Helicopter.
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For number 35, the company.