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Hi. Nobody's frozen.
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Oh, there's two Gary's. That's hot.
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That's what we needed.
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Can we do three more?
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Oh, hi, everybody. I'm Gary.
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Welcome to Fledgling Ranch Live.
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This is a cryptids episode.
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They don't exist.
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So we're doing
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the Fermi Paradox, where there's
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200 billion
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galaxies that we can detect light from,
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and there are 200 billion stars in each of those galaxies.
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So even if there is a one in a trillion
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chance of intelligent life developing,
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there is definitely intelligent life elsewhere.
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And the Fermi paradox is, where is everyone?
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I'm just kidding.
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We're doing Cryptids today.
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But aliens that was wondering why alien.
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Okay, we're back.
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I'm glad you're here because I.
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This is kind of what I was curious about. So it continues.
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Yeah.
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Here's how they they fit the description.
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A lot of people believe they exist,
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and yet there's no
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indisputable proof or evidence of aliens.
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So I think they should belong in the Cryptids category.
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The reason they do not is
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I'm not even sure.
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It's like
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the the definition is like a legendary creature of myth or folklore.
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That sounds about right.
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And the explanation for why people describe them.
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The same is very similar to the reason people describe cryptids the same.
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So you hear a description of something and then the next weird thing you see
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in your brain does strange things.
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When you see stuff, it makes it something that you understand.
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I've heard of seen before.
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Like if you've never seen
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an owl or a sandhill crane,
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that's a lot of what these cryptids were.
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So let's let's get down to brass tacks here.
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I want Mount Rushmore of Cryptids, which obviously start with Sasquatch.
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I want to know what a saying they'll create as first off.
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Oh, it's Big Bird.
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Karen.
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Category
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would put Hey, zoos.
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Hey, zoos fall into the cryptids category.
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Another legendary myth.
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I mean, the legend. It's
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magic, mystical.
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So, I mean, Okay, well, okay.
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True. Cryptids. Here's my Mount Rushmore.
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I go Bigfoot, Loch Ness monster, Nessie, of course
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I got to go with.
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What's that one?
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Chupacabra, the the Mexican dog beast.
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And and then I was thinking the Jersey devil.
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But I think Mothman is a little, little better.
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The interesting thing about Mothman is the first time he was seen,
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I believe, was the 1950s, 90 miles apart on the same day.
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So those people couldn't have compared notes.
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They described similar creatures, and that's where I get the serial crank,
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because they've got like this red right where their eyes are, and Mothman
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will have red eyes.
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The Jersey devil does get honorable mention.
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It's a weird one, but there are other categories that
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that miss like mystical, magical fantasy creatures that that Mt.
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Rushmore grows more like dragons, unicorns,
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I guess other like Pegasus in there.
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But that's that's mythology, too.
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And then there's the Halloween costume. Ones
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like there. Who?
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Pardon me?
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I don't have a sneeze button.
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You're so good looking like that.
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Vampires.
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Werewolves.
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People say mummies, but.
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No, no, like, how about zombies and witches? So.
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But these aren't cryptids.
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But although I did title this cryptids,
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I want to cover all of them.
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Leprechauns, Smurfs, Captain Crunch, Santa Claus,
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all everything that probably doesn't exist,
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but could.
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Now, some of these things like a unicorn.
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I think you could genetically modified an existing creature
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or breed a mutation into
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and make records and re reproduce unicorns or reproduce.
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Will you record?
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I don't think you can really do the Pegasus thing.
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A flying horse, the match in the wings they would need.
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I mean, they'd have to be enormous.
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But Bigfoot is the big scripted.
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And I've got a few examples of why it could be real.
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My first one is Panda Bears.
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Do you guys know that it took us 30 years to get panda
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bears from a myth, A legend to actually find one in the wild?
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Because honestly, they're better traveling around
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and hiding in the woods than we are exploring them.
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So for a while, panda
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bears were considered like Sasquatch.
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Also the Denisovans.
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We've only got of
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a finger bone from the Denisovans
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or Denisovans from our cave in Russia.
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If. Proportionally,
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that finger bone was
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that we had the rest of the body be, like, seven, eight feet tall.
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Also, there's legends
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and myths of giants from every culture all over the world. So.
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And Yeti, the Abominable Snowman.
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That's a relative of Sasquatch. Got to be.
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So that is the most interesting.
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I mean, I bet that guy did draw as well.
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I was going to mention him, and.
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No, I was not going to mention him.
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But now that you brought him up,
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I also did the first word on.
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Yeah, Yeah. Get the picture up together.
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Well, Draw challenged me to double down,
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and I thought that meant to try
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to support these.
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These cryptids like to support crypto Zoology is real
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science and, you know, challenge accepted.
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Bring it on.
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Yeah, I met that guy at a gas station.
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Look at the back of his car.
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That is ridiculous. That guy is gung ho.
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His shirt matches and then he's got the ridiculous facial hair.
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Just like what on earth? So,
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you know,
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my my little avatar on the screen here is Sasquatch.
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Now, that that is the most famous picture.
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And it is an undisputed hoax.
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It was a man in a suit, which is funny because it's a female.
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It's got boobs,
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but it is a man in a suit, and the guy's only five
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and three quarters feet tall, so he wasn't even that big. But.
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But even the most recent, the even the cast
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River Bigfoot.
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Oh, that's the picture I was talking about.
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Yeah, but then we had the cast over Bigfoot upstate Michigan
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that was supposedly, like, holding, like, a kid or something in its arms.
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But, yeah, that's the infamous classic one.
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But, yeah, that's the hoax, right?
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If I guarantee you the machine was a hoax, one to.
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It's a fake. I mean. Well, I don't think it was.
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I'm pretty sure a Bigfoot doesn't exist, by the way.
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That's why I dismissed it at the beginning.
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In search of the Fermi Paradox.
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I'm, like, six foot eight.
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If Shaquille O'Neal grew hair.
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Yeah,
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it probably is like size 19 shoe to.
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Oh, is that the Michigan one?
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That's just the dude.
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Oh, actually, that's.
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That's a pretty good one.
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I like that.
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I've always been fascinated by Bigfoot.
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That's why I use him as my avatar.
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I would love to believe
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it is.
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I just double bonds, Right?
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Okay, let's go to the next one.
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The result is Loch Ness Monster.
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Now, Nessie, there haven't been reported sightings
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like there used to be in a good decade.
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So I'm afraid poor Nessie died.
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I think Nessie is dead.
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Ladies.
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Saurus Nessie could have.
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I might be getting the dinosaur name wrong, but it matches the description of a
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of an extinct creature.
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So it's.
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It was actually real at one point.
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There wasn't enough fish even after.
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You know what marker also dug it.
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If it was real at one point.
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I mean, I've always been weirded out by like the trends, like going from dinosaurs
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to us now, but somehow the alligator stayed the same the entire way.
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So it didn't really like didn't advance much.
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It didn't I don't know.
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It's kind of weird.
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Apex predators don't have to change
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until they get knocked off.
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Well, exactly.
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So if alligator still exists today, why couldn't
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I mean, or Loch Ness still exists today?
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Well,
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the T-Rex and the common chicken have a common share.
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A common ancestor.
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But who's the live now, huh?
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Not the apex predator.
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What's next?
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Chupacabra.
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I love chupacabra, but it kind of fits in the werewolf category
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because it's ending upright like you're in for your frog, dude.
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Oh, and the reason I wanted to bring up aliens
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is because what if these are all aliens sightings?
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They're not sandhill cranes or owls.
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Yeah, See, I was thinking that, too, because it's not out of the realm.
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And this ties into that local store or that that local story.
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But the recent story in Vegas, where they saw the aliens
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supposedly in their backyard recently as as five days ago,
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they are self lockdown
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in their own home because they are being attacked
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and being harassed over people claiming that they
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they did a hoax over the thing they did.
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Oh, there is evidence that shows that there was a meteor
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and the thing in the sky was potentially a meteor.
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And so I don't know.
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It's quite interesting, but that's the most recent news on it.
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And there really hasn't been any updates at all on that show,
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which is really weird.
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But that way that they describe that creature, it's very tall of that, right?
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It was very, you know,
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crypto zoologist esque, you know.
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Right.
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Red glowing eyes seem to be common the the most of our bloodsuckers.
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So that's why that's why that's what led me to vampires.
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But going eyes don't make any sense in any context.
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Why why would eyes glow I mean that red reflection
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you get maybe when you shine the light, maybe
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potentially evil like a raccoon?
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Yeah.
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When I take my dogs picture, I get like, a green glow
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out of his eyeballs.
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I'm speaking of Barker.
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Bob Barker died
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99 years old.
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I thought he was the one beast.
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Oh, yeah.
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I assumed Price is wrong, bitch.
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What's next?
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See, I want to include Cap'n Crunch, The Smurfs.
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Oh, breaking news.
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Bob Barker died
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and died.
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I loved him in Happy Gilmore.
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I mean, you know, prices are
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we choosing the Bob Barker and every Bob Barker?
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Well, I got nothing.
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Yeah, you disrespectful bastard.
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Brady, I'm going to.
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I didn't even know you were here.
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Brady, When did you get here?
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Hi. It's been quiet.
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Holy crap.
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How you met without Brady?
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None of the here.
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There's no way, though. No.
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How about fish to feed the Loch Ness monster in that one lake?
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And in Loch Ness, if it was the size that they claim or
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even half the size, there wasn't enough fish to feed it, so it couldn't exist.
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If I'm not
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if I'm not mistaken, I thought that Lake potentially fed to other areas
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and they weren't sure if it was just because it's a loch.
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So technically those indicate that it would feed other areas.
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Probably might just be long fucking gone was only for one day
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just to take that picture.
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There's a few picture.
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Picture was debunked as a submarine, a little toy on top.
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Oh, the whole movie.
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Yeah.
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We got the people that did it actually have like,
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the behind the scenes making it.
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I find it.
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Okay, I don't want to debunk everything
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because I'll just be the shit a guy.
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I believe I'm like, shitting on things.
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It's fun. Or unicorns. Yeah. Yeah.
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I find a gigantic list and let's go through them
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and debunk each and every one of them.
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It's on there right now, and it's.
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Wow, it's long.
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Look.
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Oh, let's go through the interesting ones
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over on Chupacabra.
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Yeah, Yeah, that.
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Well, my final one would be Mothman.
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The two cities 90 miles away.
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The first day it was ever seen.
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That's.
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That's pretty amazing.
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That was the one that was supposed to be a Sandhill Cranes.
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But the Godzilla.
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I mean, Mothman looked at me
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Adeboye something else.
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I'm not familiar with Mothman.
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I thought he was a like a villain.
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And some like Marvel or Ninja Turtles,
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I think
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he's just a dark figure with red glowing eyes bloodsucker.
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But I think the most interesting, like
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physiology of crypto zoology is definitely the jersey devil.
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Give us a picture of Jersey Devil.
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It's it's pretty gruesome and it'll be it'll be the tattoo.
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It's There it is.
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Is that what they did with what is it?
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A goat head. It's crazy.
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It was a dog.
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It did get an NHL team named after it. So.
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Yeah.
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And the rapper Joe Biden use it as a
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anybody who who's familiar with him was true, but you're probably not.
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But yeah, so you saw the moniker aliens.
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If aliens are among us, wouldn't these be them?
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Oh, jellyfish bugs.
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Those those little bastards.
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They've like a praying mantis.
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That doesn't look like it's from around here.
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You don't need to make up stories.
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They're there next to me in my my bunker here.
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You know, finding the duckbill platypus is pretty strange.
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How about are you still going through your list?
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Because I have some.
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Hit me.
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Give me your list.
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It's seven species. Here's. Here's my show.
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I wrote it on my hand. You made my show.
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My show involves people having sex with animals.
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I think I research the wrong topic.
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Great job.
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Until I did the Fermi Paradox,
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the Komodo dragon was considered scripted until 1910.
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See, there you go.
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It's a dragon, though.
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It doesn't really fire and it doesn't fly.
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But man, it's a real dragon.
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You had just mentioned this one,
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right?
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Is a moth, man.
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That's the platypus.
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Oh, the platypus, Yeah.
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Don't you think those are real?
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1798.
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Not sure what this
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Something that does not exist is the beaver at the Detroit Zoo.
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Just so anybody knows, if you're at the Detroit Zoo
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and you go by the beaver exhibit, don't waste your fucking time.
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It is not there.
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Is it really a cat?
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Oh, I've never I've never once seen it.
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I've never once seen it.
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And I go there quite often.
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A gorilla, the Majestic giraffe.
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It is natural habitat
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going squid.
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Yeah.
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See, those are weird, though.
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They have, like, five hearts.
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That's an interesting physiology.
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Well, worms are like that, too.
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Yeah.
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You also cut them in half to make them too,
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which also makes them immortal
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and group
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anything that splits in half to multiply
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is basically the the original cell
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or the original organism.
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That's moss.
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Oh, is that my man?
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I got to find that it does not look like moth wings.
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I hate to tell anybody. No,
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no, no.
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I don't know.
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Let's talk like about it. Maybe it's head,
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but it is fake.
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All right, I'm going to get this mosquito.
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Mosquito? That's a blood sucker.
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But, yeah, my friend supposed to be a sucking.
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Yeah, that's terrifying.
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A lot of these cryptids are just terrified, Nessie.
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Not so much, but the rest of them now kill your ass.
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Okay, Mothman, They were real.
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Mothman is a minor character from the comic book Watchmen.
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Oh, there we go.
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Good guy or bad guy?
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They stole it. I don't know.
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I haven't read that far.
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Oh, okay.
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I'm sorry to make you read.
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So you think this video would make you if you saw this,
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if you were a young couple, a little bit drunk or a little bit wasted,
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and you saw this in the woods, wouldn't you think you saw Mothman?
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Oh, yeah.
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Those raccoons.
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We were camping and we saw hundreds of them.
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It just freaks the shit out of you.
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Yeah. All the eyes staring at you.
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That looks like raccoons to me. Or possums.
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Yeah, they're definitely raccoons.
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That made me superhero.
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Good guy, hero.
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That one in the back looks like Mothman.
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Oh, crap.
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Well, I even like him anymore.
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The Jersey Devils replacing him on Mount Rushmore.
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Oh, that was quick
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stuff, Gary.
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He'll throw you off the bus.
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Oh, there.
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Oh, there he is. He is a hero.
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There is a Fanta.
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I'm going to miss him this Halloween.
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I've got the physique
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and I've got the legs for that thong.
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And even if it's not a thong, mine will be.
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Did you say thong?
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No, He has,
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like the gayest get up on on that in that picture.
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Yeah, No offense.
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The gays do your thing.
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Oh, okay. Let's see.
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That's where you went there.
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Remember when we were complaining about the.
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The alphabet community?
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I was thinking about the trans being
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in that community, specifically the T, the T
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defies the freaks.
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I'm sorry.
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Not a freak said they prefer abominations that are in the category.
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They're like,
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So if you're trans,
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a trans dude would want to be a lesbian, right?
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They would identify if they switch in their gender
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but not their sexual preference.
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So straight dude.
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So to be a lesbian,
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that doesn't make them a lesbian.
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And lesbians, should the lesbians that have been slighted this whole time
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should be offended that the dude wants to be not to mention the sports crap
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that's going on with men selling women's records.
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That's just ridiculous.
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But I miss defining yourself
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like using the wrong definition of what you are.
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That shouldn't even be a category of anything
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that's just calling it the wrong thing.
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It's just saying it wrong.
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That just being wrong.
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The drive rant. That is a great rant.
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I have a honestly, since I live in a bar,
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I haven't felt as much like granted because I've been a piece with everything.
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I was standing by a lake today that the surface was
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so still it looked like a mirror.
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It was like a perfect mirror.
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It was beautiful.
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Breathtaking. Yeah.
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And that's my surroundings these days.
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Yeah.
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A funny thing.
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I stopped at the house earlier.
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My parents house, and my dad showed me something they had recorded.
00:24:20
They are looking at potentially
00:24:24
allowing
00:24:26
taxpayer money to be used to fund
00:24:30
uterus transplant.
00:24:33
Come on.
00:24:35
Nope. Serious.
00:24:37
I was.
00:24:38
I watched it, and then they just broke down.
00:24:40
Like, how illogical that is because
00:24:44
we say you could do that, but add uterus, get a good uterus,
00:24:49
or somebody born without one and a penis is okay.
00:24:54
I mean, if they really go through all the operations to make them switch
00:24:58
gender, Oh,
00:25:02
my penis identifies as a female.
00:25:06
We already did.
00:25:07
It's funny how I wonder if
00:25:09
what was the movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets pregnant?
00:25:12
I don't think they can make that movie today.
00:25:14
So yeah.
00:25:14
Twins or no, was it will they make that movie today?
00:25:18
And it wouldn't be a comedy. It'd be like a serious drama.
00:25:23
How do we get this back to Captain Crunch?
00:25:27
You make dummy,
00:25:29
you big dummy.
00:25:33
I'm so proud of this shirt.
00:25:35
This is the second time I've worn it.
00:25:36
I had a different shirt picked out.
00:25:38
I would looked at this one, too.
00:25:39
Oh, yeah.
00:25:40
But I was wearing this
00:25:43
loose.
00:25:44
This,
00:25:46
and then I got schmutz on it.
00:25:48
Look at that schmutz right there.
00:25:50
I was going to say, you look too professional, but not with the schmutz.
00:25:54
No. Well, I was at work, so I was.
00:25:57
I was being a professional press operator
00:26:01
means Rocket, which is a
00:26:05
startup rocket company.
00:26:06
That's pretty damn awesome.
00:26:10
And going to be doing things good,
00:26:12
good, good early investment opportunity.
00:26:15
Even if it's a little bit of money.
00:26:18
This isn't your normal spark water, huh?
00:26:21
I pay.
00:26:22
Since I was leaving the house and going back to the barn,
00:26:26
I filled up a bottle with Irish coffee.
00:26:31
That better?
00:26:33
There we go.
00:26:34
Why don't you just use the original
00:26:37
container?
00:26:41
Oh, okay.
00:26:44
My wife threw it out.
00:26:49
So you going through the birch section?
00:26:52
Oh, my God.
00:26:53
How's it coming along?
00:26:55
How do I. The plus size model, too.
00:26:57
Terrified down there.
00:27:02
The flower store
00:27:04
is freaking nondiscriminatory.
00:27:07
Fucking diverse as fuck.
00:27:12
But you're terrifying, Gary,
00:27:18
I said I want to get a pair of those
00:27:19
and then just wear them inside out all the time,
00:27:25
you idiot.
00:27:30
Shoot.
00:27:33
Well,
00:27:36
so where do we stand on leprechauns?
00:27:39
Oh, one of my favorite videos ever
00:27:41
is the group of a certain demographic
00:27:44
that are talking about the leprechaun in the tree.
00:27:48
Oh, you know the video I'm speaking of?
00:27:52
No, it's.
00:27:53
It's quite hilarious, especially
00:27:57
towards a specific demographic.
00:28:01
Which one is that?
00:28:03
That's just a bunch of black people
00:28:05
claiming that there was
00:28:06
they saw a leprechaun in the tree and they're all legitimately talking about it.
00:28:09
And it's
00:28:11
I'll try to find it.
00:28:13
They're movie leprechaun
00:28:16
that that's how legends can start a movie It's very racist
00:28:21
someone says they saw a leprechaun in trees
00:28:23
and you start looking for leprechauns and trees
00:28:25
and you see something in a tree that doesn't belong in a tree.
00:28:27
And it's a leprechaun.
00:28:35
So Brady is supposed to fill in the dead
00:28:45
air that I just leave it and one of the greatest videos in the.
00:28:55
Holy cow,
00:28:57
Jordan, You sure it you know where to gather
00:29:01
The perfect. That looks like a movie.
00:29:03
Yeah. I didn't find what you found.
00:29:05
Oh, number one. Yeah, You.
00:29:13
When Mac Daddy discovers.
00:29:16
Oh, I one
00:29:19
of the magical, mystical creatures.
00:29:22
I don't know.
00:29:23
I would put my Mount Rushmore lighting sprites, fairies,
00:29:29
goblins and trolls all under his musical.
00:29:33
I might have been too hasty with that.
00:29:35
I might want to replace most of those call them little people.
00:29:38
Thieving hoods. You it?
00:29:40
Yeah. I think they were all little.
00:29:43
They got the Pixies,
00:29:45
so I put the length of what I'm talking about in the comments.
00:29:50
Oh, nice job.
00:29:52
I don't know how to access that shit. You.
00:29:54
I think I know somebody who does the.
00:29:57
Okay, that's the bomb.
00:29:59
I'm not allowed to touch my phone.
00:30:01
I had a whole background set up because it's fantasy
00:30:05
football draft season, so I had two football players behind me.
00:30:10
I think that's LaDainian Tomlinson is here
00:30:13
and then my player here, you can't even see my flood
00:30:16
drain sign.
00:30:19
I've got to get better at doing this.
00:30:23
Brady
00:30:25
Am I supposed to watch your finger?
00:30:27
It says flat drains there behind me if you see that.
00:30:30
Oh. Oh, it does.
00:30:34
It does.
00:30:34
It says it behind me, too.
00:30:36
But it's it's now out of frame
00:30:38
because I had to move my phone in order to get a good signal.
00:30:42
So now you get to the ceiling of my bowl barn.
00:30:45
I should play that. That's not the roof.
00:30:48
The ceiling.
00:30:48
Yeah. Sorry.
00:30:49
St Patrick's Day here by the dozens to get an up close view
00:30:53
of what some say is a piece of Irish folk folklore.
00:30:57
I want to get some cryptids.
00:31:00
I have a whole scripted farm in our neighborhood now that I've got a barn.
00:31:03
Be was based on.
00:31:05
And as more in the news story,
00:31:08
two large crowds in Mobile's Creighton community.
00:31:11
They better show the leprechaun
00:31:12
Oculus camcorders, even just a bit better show them the hair.
00:31:16
They've never seen a white guy with red hair in their neighborhood.
00:31:20
Right? Right.
00:31:22
No, just freak me out.
00:31:24
I'm sorry.
00:31:24
I think a white guy with red hair at night, if you shine a light.
00:31:29
The only reason I don't include gingers.
00:31:31
This amateur sketch.
00:31:33
Oh, very. Oh, God. That's. That's the dry.
00:31:36
Find it hard to believe.
00:31:37
And that's really good.
00:31:38
Newscasters took that seriously.
00:31:41
My theory of the funny
00:31:44
thing about the end of the rainbow is you will never reach it
00:31:48
because it's perspective.
00:31:49
It's it keeps moving it down the gap.
00:31:52
And I hope this whole thing was a troll otherwise.
00:31:56
Wow. Yes, they're down there.
00:31:59
I think it was just a short ginger.
00:32:01
Not even like a little person
00:32:04
says he's prepared for his encounter with the leprechaun.
00:32:07
He suited up from head to toe in this neighborhood.
00:32:09
It just may have been a lighter skinned black guy.
00:32:11
A special right passed down from thousands of years ago from my
00:32:16
I saw an Arab ginger that freaked me out, but all gingers freak me out.
00:32:21
Don't get me wrong.
00:32:22
Maybe buried under this tree.
00:32:24
Shout out to ginger. Root that tree.
00:32:28
I'll drink to that.
00:32:30
Well, they're born without souls.
00:32:31
That's why they're scary.
00:32:33
They needed that before
00:32:36
I put my penis in one.
00:32:38
Anything he does. Wow. Pretty extreme.
00:32:41
You said it.
00:32:41
I mean, I just want to be clear that you mean Leprechaun looked at it
00:32:45
and got that good little people and without soul.
00:32:48
Oh, Ginger, that was a good story.
00:32:52
Okay, but I'm not going to disagree with any of that.
00:32:56
I just. Just. I love this lady.
00:32:59
Just so you know, I can't hear the audio most of what's on the screen right now.
00:33:03
But I did check it is playing on my stream.
00:33:05
But whatever.
00:33:07
Somebody was barbecuing, I said, Oh,
00:33:09
Lord Jesus, Jesus, G There we go.
00:33:13
If I hit it, that goes, Yeah.
00:33:15
She echoed Jesus, That was worth a life and then a smoke.
00:33:19
Get me.
00:33:20
I got bronchi ibis and nobody got to thank you like a monk.
00:33:25
According to the apartment manager, the fire started.
00:33:35
Anybody else got
00:33:37
another racist video you can watch?
00:33:41
I think I knew it would
00:33:43
deteriorate down this nonsense, but I didn't think you do it this early.
00:33:48
Racist don't exist.
00:33:50
They're like Cryptids.
00:33:53
Well, I made the joke of
00:33:54
maybe we should call it crypto currency.
00:33:59
Anybody else?
00:34:00
Anybody on the crypto wagon?
00:34:03
I did for a little bit about it sooner during COVID, but
00:34:06
I have some still doing well.
00:34:09
Yeah it's it's it's doing its thing
00:34:13
its main is maintaining echoes
00:34:18
but I got it for nothing so
00:34:21
anything more than what I got.
00:34:25
I didn't One of the rappers
00:34:27
maybe 50 Cent sold one of his songs as it's cryptocurrency only.
00:34:32
And then he ended up with $2 million.
00:34:34
What was that?
00:34:35
That football player that demanded to get paid in crypto.
00:34:38
And that was what it was at its peak. And then it crashed.
00:34:41
Oh, but it balanced the Oh yeah.
00:34:45
By the Gatorade
00:34:48
that is Vitamin Water,
00:34:51
VitaminWater, whatever.
00:34:54
Who do do
00:34:56
you make love with him at night or what.
00:35:01
Take him to bed with me or what
00:35:06
are those the only two options. Yes.
00:35:10
Okay. Or what?
00:35:12
I, I usually take a break right around now,
00:35:16
and since I have to pee
00:35:22
here, but the videos call
00:35:24
quality makes it difficult to discern any features or details.
00:35:28
It's basically a dark figure in a field of the creature
00:35:31
as a hominid running upright on two legs.
00:35:36
On whether the creature needed a shower or not.
00:35:38
Reports of the skunk ape date back to the 1940s
00:35:41
but were most common in the 1960s and seventies.
00:35:46
Number seven
00:35:48
old stinker think werewolves only exist in the movies or in literature.
00:35:53
Residents of Hull, a city in the UK, believe they've encountered a werewolf
00:35:57
cold old stinker, a creature first sighted there some 200 years ago.
00:36:02
It's said to be a huge hairy beast with red eyes
00:36:05
and was called stinker due to its bad breath. I
00:36:10
did seeing an
00:36:11
eight foot tall half man, half wolf creature
00:36:14
that was eating a German shepherd as it vaulted an eight foot high fish
00:36:18
girl whose real areas around the farm stand
00:36:23
are still there.
00:36:24
Oh, are we watching a video?
00:36:25
What's this one? No. Normal enthusiast.
00:36:28
Seventh recent sightings of Cryptids monster crashing.
00:36:32
Nice.
00:36:33
It's like current possible to photograph cool
00:36:36
dim lighting while the creature left trampled bushes.
00:36:39
And we already did.
00:36:41
The hard ground made it impossible to detect any footprints.
00:36:44
We did do. Ernst.
00:36:46
There's a dog, man.
00:36:48
Do you think Bigfoot is hung?
00:36:50
I didn't put werewolf sightings that there's.
00:36:54
There's a good question I think I've been pushing for.
00:36:57
Is it a completely Harry Shafter?
00:36:58
You think it's. It's got some bald spots. It.
00:37:02
Oh, how bad does Bigfoot smell as well?
00:37:06
The dog's dick, Harry.
00:37:08
Most cryptids, not.
00:37:09
The Red Rocks are associated with a very foul smell.
00:37:13
Gary, you've seen it before.
00:37:14
Mermaids.
00:37:16
You got a mermaid.
00:37:18
Mermaids are a great example of a scripted.
00:37:21
You've seen HBO's Red Rocket before it.
00:37:23
Well Yeah. Duh.
00:37:29
I, I go for a ride in the car.
00:37:31
Was it hairy,
00:37:33
man? Well, a man named
00:37:35
looks like lipstick extended all the way out in the UK.
00:37:39
Yeah.
00:37:39
This video blows because all these sightings aren't actually it to me.
00:37:44
I think a sighting is a video, but I guess it's not a report.
00:37:49
Yeah, it's some Jack.
00:37:49
It's a report of a sighting.
00:37:51
Videos together and doing a voice over.
00:37:53
Everyone's got a phone.
00:37:54
Just think some video. Ooh, yeah.
00:38:01
What if that's why nobody can go to Antarctica?
00:38:03
Because that's where all the cryptids are.
00:38:05
That's a
00:38:07
that's a garbage bag.
00:38:08
I think it's a dead mermaid edge colony of the animals.
00:38:12
I know.
00:38:13
Probably a seal actually looks more like seal.
00:38:16
Well, it's a dead seal reveals Also, Agatha,
00:38:21
are you familiar with its work on Gaza?
00:38:25
All the people from Lemuria, Atlantis,
00:38:30
some giants thrown in there, all live in the hollow Earth.
00:38:36
Do they?
00:38:38
I guess it must be hot down there
00:38:43
or cold.
00:38:44
It gets cold and then it gets hot.
00:38:50
But I am serious.
00:38:51
There are ways that these things can exist. We could.
00:38:54
We could engineer them.
00:38:56
We can breed them.
00:38:58
And you would.
00:38:58
And they could be aliens.
00:39:00
They could be misidentified.
00:39:02
Duckbill Planet Plie pussies that maybe we haven't
00:39:06
because they're in senses they're able to stay completely.
00:39:12
That's why I think we haven't seen aliens.
00:39:16
They just don't want to be seen.
00:39:18
But I have a hard time that cloaking technology.
00:39:21
Nobody would have captured any of these
00:39:25
things on this list.
00:39:28
Oh, that guy's got a zipper down the middle of them.
00:39:31
You saw that?
00:39:31
You know, my scroll cast, River Bigfoot.
00:39:34
They caught on video,
00:39:36
and I saw it.
00:39:39
Well,
00:39:40
that's a hoax.
00:39:42
Yeah. A lot of people that want to be famous.
00:39:44
Yeah, No, that's. I've always known that way.
00:39:45
Because even if there is a Bigfoot, like,
00:39:47
is it just one Bigfoot or are there multiple Bigfoot?
00:39:50
And is that Bigfoot fucking another? Like another Bigfoot?
00:39:53
Because they're not like little bigfoot kids.
00:39:54
And then those kids go fuck those kids and that you assume that there would be
00:39:58
enough population to where you would see them more objectively
00:40:02
or they would go extinct. Right?
00:40:04
There would have to be more than two.
00:40:05
That's why I included my panda explanation and exist in nature.
00:40:11
And it took the explorers 30 years to track them down.
00:40:17
Now we've got them in captivity, but barely.
00:40:21
We really struggle with that.
00:40:23
Pandas are small.
00:40:26
I know the big foot, the classic Bigfoot looks like
00:40:29
it's a ground creature, not something that hangs out in trees and shit.
00:40:34
I don't know.
00:40:35
Yeah, no, you're right.
00:40:36
But there's vast.
00:40:38
Have you ever been to the Pacific Northwest?
00:40:40
There are tracts of land that no one set foot in for centuries.
00:40:45
But a little bit of everywhere with thermal imaging.
00:40:48
There's no way we could be undetected or sheet.
00:40:52
Well, unless they're hiding it from us like they do a lot of shit.
00:40:55
So you never know,
00:40:57
right?
00:40:58
Yeah. It's the blurred out part of the image.
00:41:00
Like you've seen a picture of them.
00:41:01
Have they showed that stuffed one?
00:41:04
That's nothing at all.
00:41:05
That's clearly real, right?
00:41:07
Barney's real. Yeah, of course.
00:41:10
See, that's along the lines of Captain Crunch
00:41:13
That looked like a terrible, like, Power Rangers villain.
00:41:17
Like it just a shitty suit. Horrible.
00:41:24
Anybody could be.
00:41:25
I think that was just Halloween.
00:41:26
When you're that gullible.
00:41:30
I'm that gullible.
00:41:32
Try me.
00:41:35
You believe in God,
00:41:42
guide you.
00:41:43
I love to believe what I like
00:41:46
to believe in superpowers.
00:41:50
I like to believe in
00:41:52
telekinesis at the end.
00:41:54
Isn't God a cryptids?
00:41:58
You don't know? Not.
00:41:59
Not in the same category, but man, similar
00:42:04
Lucky Charms is but no physical evidence,
00:42:07
no deities that
00:42:10
bear Zeus
00:42:12
Medusa.
00:42:13
Medusa is a Greek scripted, but I don't even know if she is
00:42:18
true.
00:42:19
A true scripted.
00:42:21
That's why I keep wanting to bring it back to the Smurfs.
00:42:25
Is there actually magical and good?
00:42:30
But they only had one check though.
00:42:32
It's kind of weird.
00:42:33
Yeah. And 99 other Smurfs. Male Smurfs.
00:42:36
It was always 100 population of 100, so they didn't reproduce.
00:42:39
They just maintained,
00:42:43
yeah, there was like no babysitting.
00:42:46
It was just Papa Smurf.
00:42:46
You think there are Papa Smurf some DNA or did
00:42:49
they all take it there?
00:42:54
But I did run into some.
00:42:58
I didn't fully watch it.
00:42:58
But there is
00:43:00
I forget what their names are, but it's the most inbred family
00:43:04
in existence and they look really, really fucked up.
00:43:07
What if, like, some of these cryptids are just
00:43:08
really inbred, fucked up people that we just don't know exist, right?
00:43:13
Yeah.
00:43:13
Monsters, Pretty much. No, they look.
00:43:16
They look like it.
00:43:18
What? A Down's syndrome, children.
00:43:20
ALL Yeah, that's the picture. Really?
00:43:21
Right there.
00:43:22
That's a picture of one of the most retarded people.
00:43:25
Oh, I lost
00:43:26
the royal family.
00:43:28
The most retarded people. Look at that
00:43:32
or have bloodline.
00:43:34
They, too, want to keep their bloodline, right?
00:43:36
Yeah. Royalty.
00:43:37
The ancient royalty was always inbred.
00:43:41
They Had to do in their family trees
00:43:43
that were a normal person's noses
00:43:46
so close together.
00:43:48
So why even made royalty royalty?
00:43:51
I mean, what. Why were they so important?
00:43:54
Is it just a money thing, or do they have some type of power
00:43:58
like wielding over like, I don't know, kings and queens?
00:44:01
They just happened.
00:44:03
This is mine,
00:44:06
right?
00:44:06
The ruling class,
00:44:09
just the people with the most money are the people we just walk
00:44:11
the most ass of other people, which I guess still equates to money,
00:44:16
right?
00:44:17
The ability to collect taxes.
00:44:25
Yeah.
00:44:25
The Michigan dog, man.
00:44:27
Have you heard of that? Yes.
00:44:31
No, actually, I was looking up
00:44:32
the ones closest to us and the Wendigo came up.
00:44:36
That's more of a like a spirit.
00:44:39
But the Wendigo is terrifying.
00:44:42
Have you ever seen Escanaba in the moonlight?
00:44:45
Sounds like an RV or.
00:44:48
No, It's a great movie.
00:44:51
Jeff Daniels.
00:44:51
I thought you're talking about Escanaba Lake, Michigan.
00:44:55
Oh, no, no.
00:44:55
The movie just Jeff Daniels actually
00:44:59
funded it all that started.
00:45:00
I guess that's probably why it's called Escanaba
00:45:02
anyway, because of Jeff Daniels is in it.
00:45:03
He's from Michigan, so.
00:45:06
Right.
00:45:06
But it was all about the Wendigo,
00:45:10
which is a fable from around here.
00:45:14
But you do
00:45:16
what they do.
00:45:17
It's more of a Canadian yuppie thing.
00:45:21
Yeah, I don't do hats, but I would do the mask.
00:45:25
But then again, I'm kind of kind of attached to my Looney
00:45:29
Tunes glass.
00:45:37
Uh oh.
00:45:39
Give me a spin already.
00:45:41
Uh. Uh
00:45:44
oh. I always do.
00:45:45
That killer.
00:45:48
It seems frozen now.
00:45:50
I made it full screen in the middle into that,
00:45:53
uh, really?
00:45:56
I'm way too close to my camera.
00:45:58
Look how giant my head is.
00:46:01
Look, Tiny jaws, that is.
00:46:02
There goes your hair. The bigger
00:46:06
your forehead, those aren't.
00:46:13
That should be our new avatar.
00:46:16
Yeah, but I think I can go back to that.
00:46:20
Yeah.
00:46:23
Why is human mortality
00:46:24
stagnating as technology advances faster?
00:46:30
It actually is not.
00:46:31
Oh, it's that I see mortality stagnating.
00:46:34
As technology advances, we have that longest and longest
00:46:38
lifespan of any human species at any point prior to us.
00:46:42
So what about.
00:46:43
Yeah, yeah.
00:46:44
We can live to be about 200 now. 300
00:46:48
driven.
00:46:49
Bob Barker was 99 with with a lot of shit.
00:46:53
My grandmother lived to be 99, my grandma was 89
00:46:56
and my aunt just died a couple of weeks ago.
00:46:59
We're my grandma's last living sister and she was 101
00:47:06
Oh. Why is human
00:47:08
morality stagnating AS Oh no. Oh,
00:47:12
I was like, oh, oh,
00:47:17
we can rant about the wrong thing, like
00:47:18
misread it and just both go off on the wrong thing.
00:47:22
That was great.
00:47:23
Idiotic.
00:47:24
Very stupid. God dang fly morality.
00:47:28
Oh, sorry. I'm in a barn.
00:47:29
We'll just go to another one.
00:47:31
Yeah, go to another one. We failed.
00:47:33
We definitely bombed that one.
00:47:35
We still tackled a topic, right?
00:47:37
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:38
Because really weird.
00:47:41
That was really stupid.
00:47:42
That was like joint stupidity.
00:47:44
Oh, dude.
00:47:45
Cloning the splicer.
00:47:49
No, no, no, that's not.
00:47:52
This is has nothing to do with it.
00:47:55
The mitochondrial DNA won't be able to communicate with the human DNA.
00:47:58
And genetic cloning is a dead end.
00:48:01
Dolly the sheep.
00:48:02
The first cloned sheep, died at about half the age of normal sheep.
00:48:08
It's a dead end.
00:48:10
That's so sad.
00:48:12
Yeah.
00:48:13
So is the cry of genetics.
00:48:16
The cry freezing John Wayne's.
00:48:19
John Wayne's frozen, right? He's not dead.
00:48:21
He's frozen until we come up with the cure for throat cancer is the thing
00:48:27
we can't follow
00:48:31
the crystal structure of water when it freezes,
00:48:35
breaks every cell membrane.
00:48:37
So if we were to throw them out, it would just turn into goo.
00:48:41
Then we do genetic coding with, like, plants
00:48:43
and stuff.
00:48:47
Yeah.
00:48:48
Do I want the rent?
00:48:50
Okay, Yeah, I accept the fee.
00:48:54
I see my schmutz
00:48:57
right there.
00:48:58
You're big dummy.
00:49:00
You're big down here.
00:49:01
I'll put the shirt back on.
00:49:02
Yeah. What happened to the shirt I'm doing?
00:49:04
I'm doing a costume change.
00:49:07
I got to get in the uniform.
00:49:14
Wait. All these serpents are real now.
00:49:18
Sea serpents were always really a big dummy.
00:49:20
Snakes, water, snakes.
00:49:22
Now, this thing here.
00:49:27
Oh, Oh,
00:49:33
that legs.
00:49:34
Oh, that does look real.
00:49:36
I believe,
00:49:39
based on visual evidence.
00:49:47
Say hello to my little friend from Israel.
00:49:52
That a unicorn.
00:49:55
Oh, it's mystical, but.
00:49:58
Oh, no.
00:49:59
The little haunted before it, too.
00:50:01
It's like a dual by horn moved by.
00:50:04
Or are they magical?
00:50:05
Don't they like crap rainbows and stuff,
00:50:10
but not just a real useful one.
00:50:12
I'm not familiar with unicorn crap.
00:50:16
Okay.
00:50:17
Why haven't you tasted it?
00:50:19
I thought you tasted all animal crap.
00:50:22
Just bird.
00:50:25
Christmas bird.
00:50:26
That's it.
00:50:26
It was delicious.
00:50:28
Oh, I'll admit it is Berry and the jockey.
00:50:31
But it was
00:50:33
his first.
00:50:34
It was like, I don't want to talk about it.
00:50:35
I was shocked, you know,
00:50:38
I was surprised.
00:50:39
I wanted it out.
00:50:40
I thought it was going to taste like poison.
00:50:42
You know, you want it all sort of like that, sort of like in your lips.
00:50:47
But birds around
00:50:52
licking it off a windshield.
00:50:54
Theo copter seems like he's got his mouth open like a frickin.
00:50:58
I need my bird poop fixed.
00:51:00
That's a cheap habit, actually That too bad
00:51:04
bagel
00:51:08
dog. Got it.
00:51:12
Maybe.
00:51:13
Maybe you've invented a new delicacy,
00:51:19
but who decided to eat like other?
00:51:26
What? It was caviar.
00:51:26
Well, what eggs is that from?
00:51:29
Fish is fish eggs.
00:51:31
The fish
00:51:35
who decided that were something?
00:51:36
We get eaten. It's delicious.
00:51:38
I have never had it. I don't think it's delicious.
00:51:40
But why, Kit? Why couldn't Bird should be one?
00:51:46
I do like some some fish eggs,
00:51:50
but I eat chicken eggs almost every day
00:51:53
in Greenland.
00:51:55
Which came first?
00:51:55
The chicken or the egg in Greenland where food is very limited.
00:51:59
Bird shit is a delicacy.
00:52:01
Oh, shit.
00:52:03
I want to say the egg.
00:52:05
No, the chicken has to come in
00:52:07
order to make the egg.
00:52:12
I'm going to go with the eggs.
00:52:14
No, Will.
00:52:16
No, I'm going with the egg.
00:52:17
Somebody has to come.
00:52:19
And then you get the egg.
00:52:24
Thanks for that.
00:52:28
No, no, no.
00:52:29
The joke wasn't missed.
00:52:30
It was just not funny bit.
00:52:34
Now let's get raunchy. That's fine.
00:52:37
You don't
00:52:40
of that raunchy.
00:52:42
I don't know.
00:52:42
I thought we were going along with this.
00:52:44
My bad
00:52:48
crypto zoology
00:52:49
hasn't run its course, but we haven't debunked any
00:52:55
Jesus that
00:52:58
there's a reasonable explanation.
00:53:00
It sounds like a lot of other stories.
00:53:02
There are.
00:53:03
There are the dining saviors in
00:53:06
just about every other religion, Zoroastrianism.
00:53:11
I mean, all a lot of the religions
00:53:13
cross over to Krishna or military.
00:53:16
Yeah, but it's similar.
00:53:18
I mean, it's almost like they're telling the same story
00:53:19
and it's a much older story than what really exists.
00:53:23
Oh, yeah.
00:53:24
I was thinking that the epic of Gilgamesh was the oldest story.
00:53:28
Eddie
00:53:30
Yeah, Yeah, it is relatively nature.
00:53:33
That's the what's, what's the thing called
00:53:36
that one on Hoth.
00:53:38
Gosh yeah it did have a name for you suck.
00:53:42
I know, I know. I should know that.
00:53:44
I should get
00:53:46
the, the hero, the Tauntaun their arm
00:53:50
and then I think they just call the snow creature.
00:53:53
I'm looking it up.
00:53:54
Snow monster. Snow monster.
00:53:58
Is that what they call it?
00:53:59
Snow monster. I'm not sure.
00:54:01
This was pretty early in Jordan.
00:54:04
I have a fare three marks in 210.
00:54:08
Who's George Lucas?
00:54:08
It's all about Disney, bro.
00:54:11
Now he bought it back
00:54:14
for I want it for.
00:54:16
I think he bought it back.
00:54:18
Breaking news.
00:54:19
It's just the George Lucas.
00:54:21
But back
00:54:24
then, you know, the marketing.
00:54:25
Oh, there it is.
00:54:26
There's my news breaking news to you. Dr.
00:54:30
George Lucas is dead.
00:54:33
Our condolences to George Lucas.
00:54:36
I know. That's how rumors.
00:54:37
That's how myths and legends very well get talked about, mainly.
00:54:42
Oh, I'm not allowed to move the phone.
00:54:44
That means I can't pound on the table.
00:54:46
It's on crap.
00:54:49
Maybe they'll reference us in some local news stories somewhere.
00:54:51
They're breaking. Breaking the news.
00:54:54
We'll get some extra views,
00:54:59
ladies and gentlemen.
00:55:00
Now, how likely is that?
00:55:07
I get all of my news from this large cast.
00:55:11
Hey, did we settle on a name for our followers?
00:55:13
Because I like fledglings.
00:55:16
I like my little fledglings fladge.
00:55:19
It's good because I like summer.
00:55:23
I like that. I don't mind it.
00:55:26
What are my fledglings
00:55:29
or fladge jets fladge?
00:55:31
It's fledglings that they're fed.
00:55:35
It's is almost similar to I like the Fed.
00:55:38
Yeah.
00:55:38
What is it.
00:55:38
What is it sucking Saget
00:55:42
You graduate
00:55:46
the big bat.
00:55:48
Yeah, big guy
00:55:51
what we call draw draw activity so tall
00:55:57
but that's another crypto zoology scripted
00:56:02
the draw ref and it's natural habitat
00:56:04
sucking from a volcano.
00:56:08
He actually gets nutrients from the volcano
00:56:12
that sustains him
00:56:15
that Nessie.
00:56:16
Yeah from the guy that made it the 93 year old stepson of the guy that made it
00:56:21
gave it up
00:56:25
What about
00:56:26
there was a little tail fragments hanging out behind it.
00:56:30
It wasn't just like one neck and little bump.
00:56:32
The original was here. It's right here.
00:56:35
That's the original one right there.
00:56:37
Maybe there wasn't. Maybe in my head it.
00:56:38
No, it has a little back to it.
00:56:40
These are just extra waves.
00:56:42
Is that thing only, like, three inches tall?
00:56:44
It's real small.
00:56:49
Is it?
00:56:49
Please, your source. Producers.
00:56:52
There is a dinosaur that resembles that.
00:56:56
Well, that I'm not looking at a blog on it
00:56:58
because this is a
00:57:06
toy submarine.
00:57:08
But it was a toy dinosaur.
00:57:12
You think they had a lot of toy dinosaur back in 1937?
00:57:16
That they probably made it, I would assume, right?
00:57:22
Yeah.
00:57:22
The top
00:57:30
I mean,
00:57:32
quote unquote, submarine, it probably just floated barely
00:57:37
the Loch Ness monster.
00:57:40
Yeah.
00:57:40
I'm definitely not a believer.
00:57:43
I would love to see some evidence change my mind
00:57:46
kind of thing, but
00:57:52
I don't know who's paying the bear thing.
00:57:54
Like, I get it, but it's it's not.
00:57:56
It's like a similar version of a species that we kind of already are aware of.
00:58:02
It shouldn't it doesn't really like a brand new it's not a panda.
00:58:07
It's not a bear. Whenever we find something,
00:58:10
then what is it?
00:58:11
Is it more like a cat?
00:58:15
It's got that raccoon,
00:58:16
I think going like a reverse recognize
00:58:20
it's berry, It's an asshole.
00:58:24
But it does eat mostly plants.
00:58:28
Yeah, they seem pretty docile.
00:58:31
I don't do.
00:58:32
Do pandas eat other animals as well, are they?
00:58:36
I don't think so. Just
00:58:38
Are they bisexual plans to get them high.
00:58:43
Yeah, they do.
00:58:44
They're wasted all the time.
00:58:46
Or need to make
00:58:49
it. Gary, great to see the giant panda.
00:58:52
Not just the regular panda.
00:58:54
Roy The giant panda.
00:58:56
You find that I'm always right.
00:58:58
Of course it's the giant panda who in the.
00:59:04
Oh, the giant
00:59:05
panda is the one we just found that he's climbing.
00:59:08
And so we knew that.
00:59:09
We knew the panda existed.
00:59:11
It was just the giant panda we found.
00:59:13
We It's funny because you would think we would find the giant one first
00:59:17
and then find the smaller one second.
00:59:20
Yeah, that makes sense.
00:59:23
I follow that logic.
00:59:26
And you look at all of this.
00:59:28
We're monsters.
00:59:30
They are monsters.
00:59:33
The definition of monster is not what you think.
00:59:35
It's like,
00:59:38
Oh, I like nonhumans.
00:59:39
That's all that means. I know what it means.
00:59:41
I know what to think.
00:59:42
It don't matter if you're black or white.
00:59:45
Would you like to meet the monster he don't know black son.
00:59:53
Who did that? Michael Jackson.
00:59:54
That was startling. That was gurgling.
00:59:57
If we were to point
00:59:59
out at any point, I do have one, but I don't know
01:00:02
if you want to do that or not at some point. Yep.
01:00:06
Yep. Dude, let's do something.
01:00:08
Do something. Do something.
01:00:11
It don't do something.
01:00:12
Yeah, it's beautiful.
01:00:14
And it starts with Garrett.
01:00:17
I'm going to do a night, and then we all kind of make fun of
01:00:21
you guys.
01:00:22
Yeah, we'll rent.
01:00:24
We will rent.
01:00:25
Will you do that?
01:00:27
Do something.
01:00:27
Hot dog Bones, are you all right? Yeah, I do.
01:00:33
I'll rent Asia.
01:00:36
Okay. The most populous continent.
01:00:39
A billion people in China.
01:00:40
A billion people in.
01:00:42
They outnumber us 3 to 1.
01:00:45
The rest of the world. It's.
01:00:47
It's incredible.
01:00:49
They're.
01:00:50
They're stacked on top of each other.
01:00:53
I had to leave the city
01:00:56
of Sterling Heights to get out of traffic.
01:01:00
I can't even imagine how bad it is.
01:01:02
But but
01:01:05
they've got to be poverty stricken. It
01:01:10
I remember getting a car when I was 14 and it was my freedom.
01:01:13
I can finally get go away.
01:01:18
I don't even think most of those people can own
01:01:22
cars,
01:01:25
which is nothing bad against them.
01:01:27
I mean, it's that we should be able
01:01:30
to distribute the wealth a little more evenly, don't you think?
01:01:35
What are you saying?
01:01:36
You want equal fucking redistribution of wealth?
01:01:39
Is that what you said, socialist? Yeah.
01:01:42
Yeah, I do.
01:01:44
I don't think it's fair that I get to drink iced coffee in my luxurious
01:01:49
full bar.
01:01:50
Well, people are packed in a in a room smaller than this.
01:01:55
You know, I've got this entire for a guy who is an atheist,
01:01:59
you have a quite a godly view on how the world quite could be
01:02:04
when we are just kind of on a random ball spinning through space.
01:02:07
Flying through space.
01:02:10
Yeah.
01:02:11
A miracle in itself that we're even talking to each other over
01:02:14
electronic device.
01:02:16
So you're saying I'm going to start a go?
01:02:19
Maybe.
01:02:21
Okay.
01:02:22
I would make a good cult leader.
01:02:26
I'm just saying you use you make that statement, but you're good.
01:02:29
We call my followers bell that we decide on fledglings.
01:02:32
Do something.
01:02:34
I couldn't down through to see it.
01:02:40
Does it have like a magnifying glass where you just type in, do something?
01:02:44
Yeah, But then it searches the whole YouTube and it'll find everyone.
01:02:53
But I can't reach my tablet.
01:02:55
It's over there.
01:02:56
It's here.
01:02:57
I start out over there and it's the first one.
01:03:00
And I didn't have enough signal over there, so I moved over here.
01:03:04
So now I'm here and all my stuff is over there.
01:03:06
That's why I keep reaching over there.
01:03:10
Well, look, come on in.
01:03:12
We've got to get better at this. This is episode 14.
01:03:15
I still don't even know if we know what we're doing.
01:03:17
I know what I'm doing,
01:03:19
but I don't think I'm a I'm an embarrassment
01:03:24
that I'll be doing something.
01:03:27
Hit it.
01:03:27
I can't hear it.
01:03:28
But I love thinking it's me.
01:03:31
It's got to it front found it.
01:03:35
Wait, I heard something.
01:03:37
Oh, I see. Me.
01:03:39
I can see me
01:03:41
Easy Did that drawing by hand.
01:03:44
Trust me, we can hear hockey. Okay.
01:03:47
A Now does it sound like me regaled this week?
01:03:51
Hell of a It sounds like a gay version of you.
01:03:55
Don't look up, Smile on my list.
01:04:00
Nothing wrong with that.
01:04:01
From the first tiles to the.
01:04:03
This is not a transfer version of me.
01:04:05
The t's are out.
01:04:07
I I'm crossing my t's just childish wildness.
01:04:11
Please. This is a hot dog.
01:04:14
You're ruining your own song.
01:04:15
Probably by now.
01:04:18
I can't help it is.
01:04:20
Enjoy that.
01:04:22
I hate that.
01:04:22
Now, please shut the fuck.
01:04:26
Because perfect timing.
01:04:27
Just told you to shut the fuck up.
01:04:29
There's some terrific terrific for you this is just, you know.
01:04:36
Did you submit a class interest, of course. To these meetings?
01:04:39
No. There.
01:04:40
Richard, please bow to lower class. You just.
01:04:42
You just unplug all
01:04:47
these handwriting on the walls and make noise,
01:04:50
you know, help
01:04:57
it, motherfucker.
01:04:59
Coughing in the background.
01:05:00
We all do the same.
01:05:02
That's why I got bonds with me.
01:05:04
Because if you try to come and try to come
01:05:08
later, we're stuck.
01:05:09
I'm higher than most.
01:05:10
Sees no allies in this hip hop side.
01:05:12
And maybe one day the songs will be nice.
01:05:14
I hate that. Now, please. Like
01:05:20
what is?
01:05:22
If we play this on YouTube, we'll get a copyright strike for yourself.
01:05:25
Right?
01:05:27
You might have to see cease and desist
01:05:38
and now
01:05:51
your friends.
01:05:54
You mean a copyright strike for me
01:05:56
or a copyright strike for being too offensive?
01:05:59
As I say in the piece,
01:06:05
for me,
01:06:07
all the information is like
01:06:17
me and
01:06:26
I was like, Fuck with you.
01:06:27
Don't back the measure by hair. All
01:06:32
I read the last couple of years
01:06:36
and I like the girl.
01:06:48
What are you doing right?
01:06:51
What's in this video?
01:06:53
Great.
01:06:54
Let me hot dog,
01:06:58
you big dummy.
01:07:05
Yeah,
01:07:11
cool.
01:07:40
All right.
01:07:51
Can I help that now, please?
01:07:56
I've got a got a free.
01:07:59
Okay, I got one.
01:08:00
We really did you notice I trim for this this video?
01:08:05
No. Look at my hair.
01:08:07
Cut my hair on a Tuesday for bad luck.
01:08:13
Is it Tuesday?
01:08:14
Yeah.
01:08:15
Did you check your whole forehead?
01:08:18
Yeah, I did.
01:08:18
I'm like the monks.
01:08:21
I'm a I'm a Buddhist monk now.
01:08:27
Bless you.
01:08:29
You got that? I don't have a sneeze button.
01:08:30
No, it's perfect.
01:08:33
Why don't I have a sneeze button?
01:08:35
This work a chew.
01:08:37
You don't even have a bless you,
01:08:40
because.
01:08:40
Untied.
01:08:42
What were you what were you wrestling with in the background there?
01:08:47
I was trying to set up a Can you see the flatulence?
01:08:50
No, you can't.
01:08:51
Can you touch? You're going to ruin it.
01:08:54
I know.
01:08:55
I can't.
01:08:55
I'm not gonna touch it.
01:08:59
Yeah, he's got it.
01:09:00
I've got one too.
01:09:01
But you can't see it because I'm a disappointment.
01:09:07
Just like your mom.
01:09:09
It's beautiful.
01:09:11
That was the. When do we expect the merchant?
01:09:13
I want the merch.
01:09:14
If the color change by one layer.
01:09:17
Oh, crap.
01:09:19
Yeah, Because, I mean, when you're getting a lot better
01:09:22
with that 3D printer.
01:09:26
Oh, could you print me the Great Pyramid of Giza?
01:09:30
Actual size.
01:09:32
Take it. Yeah.
01:09:34
Okay.
01:09:34
So I've got my logo on that logo on that frickin.
01:09:38
Meyer was on clearance and it was still 300 bucks.
01:09:42
Oh, I wanted the shooter on 26 month.
01:09:48
And if anybody wants it.
01:09:49
Yeah, that's like IKEA of toys.
01:09:54
The clearance section in the electronics.
01:09:56
Anytime I go to America,
01:09:57
I always pass by the clearance section in the electronics area.
01:10:01
Okay Let's do a new Mount Rushmore.
01:10:03
Give me your cartoon cereal.
01:10:09
That's all I need to say, Trix,
01:10:14
what's the.
01:10:15
There's Lego.
01:10:16
The one for sugar smacks
01:10:19
rivet. Dig, Dig them, take them.
01:10:23
That is the cookie truck retired And.
01:10:27
And look, the Rice Krispie guys,
01:10:31
do you have to include snap, crackle and pop or could they just be one?
01:10:36
You're just saying corporate mascots at this point,
01:10:39
right? I clipped it.
01:10:42
Nobody. Okay. No Lucky Charms.
01:10:44
Nobody seeks to find them.
01:10:45
In order for it to be Lucky Charms is one lucky.
01:10:49
Lucky is it,
01:10:51
Captain Curtis?
01:10:52
Of course. My favorite.
01:10:54
I mentioned Captain Crunch in the first minute of this
01:10:59
because I think he belongs on the list.
01:11:02
They say dragons don't belong on the list.
01:11:04
Bullcrap.
01:11:06
Dragons are cryptids.
01:11:09
I say Smurfs.
01:11:10
Two dragons exist.
01:11:13
Yeah, Dragons exist.
01:11:15
Fire breathing.
01:11:16
Flying dragons don't see
01:11:19
or and didn't really like their dad earlier.
01:11:24
Well, what do you think of dragons?
01:11:26
Come on.
01:11:28
Do you think a pterodactyl flew more like a bat?
01:11:31
Well, I think they could glide.
01:11:35
I don't know.
01:11:35
Maybe they can flap.
01:11:37
I think they were all over the place.
01:11:38
Like a like a bat will go bad. Yeah.
01:11:41
Yeah, quite possibly.
01:11:43
Yeah.
01:11:44
It seems like a big slow, like, loping gait.
01:11:47
Oh, yeah. No, they did have big.
01:11:48
They were larger, so maybe it was more like a glide
01:11:54
draws, kind of like a wookie
01:11:59
or Wookiees cryptids
01:12:01
in a traffic draw or scripted
01:12:07
descriptive cryptids
01:12:10
on right there.
01:12:10
So no.
01:12:13
Yeah. Giraffe.
01:12:14
I can see them on my screen right there.
01:12:16
I can see me on my screen too.
01:12:18
Okay.
01:12:19
So once they're identified, they may fall off
01:12:24
the top like food.
01:12:25
There they are. Too handsome. Any of those
01:12:29
I said can could
01:12:30
you dummy your big You have dummy you name.
01:12:34
But Tony Cody the Tigers definitely on the Mount Rushmore.
01:12:40
So Cam Crunch Tony the tiger deGrom And you can't see him.
01:12:46
Oh lucky God dang.
01:12:48
Mm. I'm going to have to narrow this down a bit.
01:12:51
They to get rid of automated.
01:12:52
Dan They're great.
01:12:54
I was always a fan of the cookie crisp dog.
01:13:00
I'll see the cookie
01:13:01
crook came before the dog, but they can have a crook.
01:13:05
Look, the Hamburglar doesn't exist anymore, but grimace is real.
01:13:11
The real Hamburglar actually was white, so
01:13:17
save.
01:13:20
Do you think that it is funny that is a mandela effect?
01:13:24
There actually were no black characters, so I guess that's racist.
01:13:26
Anyone
01:13:28
would bother making the correct black.
01:13:30
That's how racist they were.
01:13:32
I told one
01:13:33
black coworker that if he was moving a TV, he could get arrested for stealing a TV.
01:13:40
I could actually be climbing
01:13:41
out of a window with a TV and the cop would help me with it.
01:13:45
That's actually not true.
01:13:47
That's a funny joke.
01:13:50
He thought it was not amusing.
01:13:53
Good, but true.
01:13:54
He's aware of them.
01:13:56
Yes. Yes.
01:13:57
He knows the heck. Is that thing
01:14:00
that's that stupid.
01:14:02
Oh, the honeycomb.
01:14:03
Yeah, they did that for a while.
01:14:05
Oh, here's what.
01:14:07
Here's the problem.
01:14:08
I have with that guy.
01:14:10
Poor grammar.
01:14:12
Meanwhile, he can't let me go. I go.
01:14:14
What do you got me want honeycomb.
01:14:16
Yeah, screw that.
01:14:18
Good.
01:14:18
Delicious cereal. Let's go.
01:14:22
I I'm not a big fan of Frank Oz speaking backwards.
01:14:27
Stupid.
01:14:28
You are.
01:14:31
I'm surprised the Flintstones actually aren't the most popular.
01:14:33
I forgot about that, but it's like their own. So
01:14:38
that's a good one.
01:14:40
That's a real girl.
01:14:41
Are they American hot or cool? Cool.
01:14:44
Just their product.
01:14:45
You know, I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
01:14:47
Oh, my God.
01:14:49
Silly rabbit.
01:14:55
I'm so glad we got on to cereal cartoons.
01:15:00
That's.
01:15:01
That's what I wanted to call this episode, except cereal cartoons is two words.
01:15:06
You know, that really popular, scripted toucan Sam.
01:15:10
Yeah, that's what's his magical power
01:15:19
to taste the rainbow Skittles.
01:15:24
Yeah.
01:15:24
There is no message.
01:15:27
How great is the rainbow?
01:15:28
The mascot.
01:15:29
Yeah, you have.
01:15:30
Can you offer to the children
01:15:32
in the.
01:15:36
It's backwards of my screen
01:15:39
gear.
01:15:40
Are you all right, Gary? I thought you weren't allowed a word of
01:15:43
blood around kids.
01:15:45
Does that count?
01:15:47
Gary checks out the store with Sour Patch Kids and Lady Go.
01:15:50
Sir, you're not allowed.
01:15:52
You've got to be at least 50 feet away from it.
01:15:55
We asked. Right.
01:15:57
If more than one Bigfoot is big feet
01:15:59
for Bigfoot.
01:16:02
Oh, do you know the story
01:16:06
behind Sasquatch being called Bigfoot?
01:16:09
No, but lumberjacks found these barefoot tracks.
01:16:13
There were size 16 or 16 inches anywhere.
01:16:17
And that's how Sasquatch got
01:16:20
Its name is also the 1950s, I think.
01:16:23
Or maybe in the 1970s.
01:16:26
That is a good point, because they have if potentially we can find
01:16:30
they do have footprints of large feet and they actually have ancient
01:16:37
footprints that are extremely large as well.
01:16:42
That should be easy.
01:16:43
Find my boots are size 13.
01:16:48
That is that big.
01:16:49
Here's a 13.
01:16:51
Yeah, yeah.
01:16:54
Look, we got similar size packs.
01:16:58
Yeah.
01:16:59
You know what they say about guys is big boots, right?
01:17:02
Those are for teens at least.
01:17:04
No. 1307 13
01:17:08
So in my shoe size, I hate people who tell me,
01:17:11
well, what are you, six foot 17?
01:17:13
What all have you ever tried?
01:17:15
Bowling is a field hockey.
01:17:18
Oh, okay.
01:17:19
No, that's a great sport for tall guys.
01:17:26
They're legit ancient ones or more recent ones.
01:17:29
They look like they're in rock.
01:17:32
That doesn't say when.
01:17:34
Yeah, rock it.
01:17:37
Yeah.
01:17:38
Red Rock it
01:17:41
looks like a lipstick
01:17:43
container fully extended.
01:17:46
You're very funny.
01:17:46
We look that up. Yes,
01:17:49
I know.
01:17:49
I feel like they go park Red Rocket
01:17:54
and that's it.
01:17:55
That's it.
01:17:57
No, no, there's.
01:17:58
There's some things I don't want to Google.
01:18:00
You think all of these are legit or anything?
01:18:03
Some of them are bullshit.
01:18:07
Did you try to rhyme that? Yes.
01:18:10
So some are legitimate on the table.
01:18:15
The Brady's a skeptic.
01:18:16
In case you didn't know that.
01:18:17
I found that out from watching the promo
01:18:21
wins.
01:18:21
The promo for 6 to 10 due out
01:18:25
and I want my merch and I been too demanding
01:18:29
and I want a pony and a helicopter.
01:18:35
What's Brady doing?
01:18:35
He's all sorts of activity over there.
01:18:37
The man breakdancing, the son of a bitch. Oh.
01:18:45
Oh my God.
01:18:46
No way.
01:18:47
We get a D boxing,
01:18:50
an open group. Bring it.
01:18:52
No way.
01:18:54
It's still closed.
01:18:56
Yeah.
01:18:58
This is the greatest moment of my life.
01:19:02
And this is the greatest of.
01:19:04
Holy crap.
01:19:05
My dog just started barking cause I was yelling too loud.
01:19:08
Just laugh.
01:19:10
That is awesome.
01:19:11
Let's take two.
01:19:12
Oh. Oh, shit.
01:19:15
Oh. Oh, sure.
01:19:17
It is gorgeous. Look at that.
01:19:20
I think they just came.
01:19:21
Oh, yeah, Yeah.
01:19:23
I'm going have to peel these trousers off.
01:19:26
I better start now.
01:19:28
I'm going to need a spatula.
01:19:31
That's what it is.
01:19:32
Beautiful.
01:19:34
Put it right back in the box.
01:19:37
All right.
01:19:38
Was that it? Sure. That was the whole thing.
01:19:40
Yeah, that was it.
01:19:42
Oh, okay.
01:19:43
Well, as disappointing is that is.
01:19:46
It was awesome.
01:19:49
That's great.
01:19:51
That.
01:19:53
Yeah.
01:19:55
Everything where it's coming from.
01:19:56
Yeah. Where?
01:19:58
Where Latvia matters.
01:20:00
Since Jaws, the only one that wears a hat.
01:20:03
I will drive to Brady's house tomorrow morning.
01:20:06
Pick up the hat, drive to George House
01:20:09
tomorrow morning, drop off the hat, and then go to work.
01:20:13
I am so excited.
01:20:14
That is.
01:20:15
This is the greatest news I've ever heard.
01:20:18
Oh, I'm going to cry.
01:20:22
Oh, breaking news.
01:20:24
We just got new merch.
01:20:27
Oh, no friggin way. Oh,
01:20:32
no. The box.
01:20:36
Well, it was still just as exciting.
01:20:39
It was super exciting.
01:20:40
Again,
01:20:42
what about these footprints?
01:20:44
You say there's some new ones. A big part.
01:20:47
That's.
01:20:47
That's where people came from.
01:20:48
Lumberjacks found these footprints.
01:20:50
They were 16 inches.
01:20:51
That seems like a large foot. And why?
01:20:53
Why was that? Barefoot
01:20:56
humanoid
01:21:00
actually more likely human.
01:21:03
Just a big dude with no shoes,
01:21:05
but walking through.
01:21:08
I mean, lumberjacks go to pretty remote areas.
01:21:12
It kind of fits the Sasquatch profile.
01:21:16
Oh, I was.
01:21:17
I know that when I was a kid, my brothers and I would lie in the sand by the water.
01:21:22
You'd like kind of elongate your foot to make it
01:21:24
kind of look like bigger, but you'd still kind of use your toes.
01:21:27
Would you press them in? Kind of.
01:21:30
Could
01:21:30
this possibly be just some shit like that?
01:21:33
I had a pair.
01:21:34
Nope.
01:21:36
Can't meet your size 12 shoe,
01:21:40
the 16 inch impression.
01:21:42
You just can't.
01:21:45
I mean, are these scientifically proven impressions?
01:21:48
Are they able to tell like a fake from a real user?
01:21:51
What I had exactly.
01:21:55
Moon boots, Bigfoot.
01:21:56
Most snowshoes to make prints in the snow.
01:21:59
Oh, sure.
01:22:01
Yeah, They're just snowshoes.
01:22:03
They just made snowshoes.
01:22:06
Ancient snowshoes.
01:22:08
But, I mean, that looks a lot like,
01:22:10
you know, could be
01:22:13
what looks a little more realistic.
01:22:15
But I did really want to focus on Bigfoot because I think of all the cryptids.
01:22:21
That's the one that could be real.
01:22:25
I would still have some type of water creature would be
01:22:29
more so far fetched.
01:22:32
But the mermaids bigfoot the ground.
01:22:35
Look, look.
01:22:36
Just look at how he operates.
01:22:38
He's just a
01:22:40
it's not quite gorilla
01:22:43
mannerisms. It's more humanoid in.
01:22:45
So what? Where is it going? What's it doing?
01:22:49
Is it just hiding in a cave?
01:22:50
A hole barely comes out.
01:22:52
What is it? Eat. It's got to go home.
01:22:55
Why don't we see it?
01:22:56
We'd see it somewhere.
01:22:57
We would see it. It would.
01:23:00
How would it?
01:23:00
How to defend itself against other creatures like Amazon
01:23:05
forest creatures versus, you know, there's there's all kinds of of
01:23:11
predators that could probably take a big foot down
01:23:14
unless it somehow possesses like,
01:23:17
I don't know, it doesn't look like it's thick, like bear.
01:23:20
I know bears have extra thick skin because they can bite each other.
01:23:24
I don't know.
01:23:25
What do you think bears the most ferocious creature on the planet earth?
01:23:28
What could even fit in a in a big foot and mouth?
01:23:31
I mean, what is it eating it?
01:23:32
Does it have a humanoid mouth that doesn't look like it has an overly wide jaw
01:23:36
like most other animals?
01:23:37
It's just I don't know when you analyze it.
01:23:42
Oh, yeah?
01:23:42
What do they think?
01:23:43
I mean, I think they're
01:23:47
they're omnivorous.
01:23:48
I think they can eat an apple or a bunny,
01:23:52
and they both sound delicious to me.
01:23:55
Even if they could smell for ten miles or 100 miles or whatever
01:23:58
and say so elusive that we would never see one.
01:24:02
We would we would see whatever eight or it shit
01:24:05
or something, would we
01:24:09
Would we all agreed.
01:24:12
Yeah.
01:24:13
Somebody which is weird.
01:24:16
There's at some point in human evolution we've like decided
01:24:20
that we're just going to go analyze random shit
01:24:24
because they do looks like
01:24:26
it doesn't help it all that I want to believe
01:24:30
though actually that hurts and hinders
01:24:32
more likely that you should go to facts, not belief.
01:24:37
My confirmation bias is slanting my
01:24:41
my thoughts on this sounds more like faith.
01:24:43
In fact.
01:24:46
Yeah, yeah,
01:24:48
yeah.
01:24:49
Sounds like sasquatch, I believe.
01:24:51
Watch or sasquatch.
01:24:53
Do you think Sasquatch are among the same ilk?
01:24:58
Oh, who would win in a fight to the death squad?
01:25:01
Sasquatch or Jesus?
01:25:04
Yeah.
01:25:04
Or, like, a triple threat next week, on Friday.
01:25:07
Address, We're going to have Jesus fights, and squatch
01:25:12
could get that The.
01:25:15
You should have probably cleared that with legal before.
01:25:17
Announce that Jesus will just turn the other cheek.
01:25:19
Like I say, every episode, every word out of everyone's
01:25:22
mouth is the responsibility of their own person.
01:25:24
I take no responsibility for anything anyone says, but.
01:25:27
Okay, I'm screwed.
01:25:31
Yeah.
01:25:32
Seriously, In 2019.
01:25:34
Investigator I'm flattered.
01:25:37
The results here
01:25:40
tell you what.
01:25:41
If either one of the opponents don't show up.
01:25:43
I'll take their place.
01:25:48
Are you going to fight?
01:25:49
Jesus, This is how you know I think I'm going to be fighting myself.
01:25:53
So you can tell if you're a skeptic.
01:25:55
Are you disappointed? Happy?
01:25:56
Whenever it's disproven?
01:26:01
Depends on what it my only true actions.
01:26:03
Bigfoot.
01:26:06
I really don't said that
01:26:08
because Gary said I want to believe you can't disprove bigfoot.
01:26:13
That comment intrigued me.
01:26:15
What do you mean? You want?
01:26:16
That's a good point.
01:26:17
Like, I want to believe, disprove it so you can't win.
01:26:21
Yeah. Yeah. Good luck with that. Any time.
01:26:23
Something you can't disprove the you can't prove to me that
01:26:27
there are no scissors in your desk by not producing scissors from your desk,
01:26:31
that that doesn't prove it.
01:26:36
My point, though, is like,
01:26:37
if this in 2019 they found hair and it could have been sasquatches.
01:26:41
Yay. But nope, it was deer hair.
01:26:43
So are you happy to hear that or disappointed
01:26:46
and disappointed because
01:26:52
I am here because it shows my realities
01:26:55
and even plain that I can still understand.
01:26:58
We were.
01:27:00
Well, if you think about it
01:27:03
like we all have our favorite little myths, and I have trouble shaking mine.
01:27:08
And you have trouble shaking yours.
01:27:09
And if we all get together and give ourselves a big hug,
01:27:13
I think it'll help.
01:27:15
Who paid for this?
01:27:16
FBI investigated 15 hairs.
01:27:18
Probably for weeks or months prior years.
01:27:23
It's true that
01:27:25
we do.
01:27:27
I know
01:27:29
most of the shit the FBI does.
01:27:31
Fuck the FBI.
01:27:32
They're corrupt bastards,
01:27:38
and the government just has money to blow, man.
01:27:42
I money to blow.
01:27:42
I'm on the wrong side of business.
01:27:46
I'll give you money
01:27:47
to blow a shout out to the Biden family.
01:27:55
And Biden's scripted
01:27:59
oldest president needs us.
01:28:00
He's like, He's almost the tales from the crypt and
01:28:05
Crypt keeper.
01:28:06
I got that one.
01:28:07
That one I understood.
01:28:09
Because he's old.
01:28:10
I must have an a large prostate.
01:28:12
I have to piss again.
01:28:13
Pardon me, Can you just piss on the floor?
01:28:16
And then the floorboard was forged?
01:28:18
Yeah, it's actually I'm on a dirt floor, but no, I'm not in my car.
01:28:22
Just pissed right there.
01:28:24
Tell you I'm going to try.
01:28:27
Do you know how difficult it is?
01:28:28
Try to pee your pants.
01:28:30
I mean, you got to, like, really want just.
01:28:32
You're off camera, but whip it out in this desert there was going to be zero.
01:28:36
No, I didn't see your pig.
01:28:39
Look, I'm not going to take here with you, but what girl, you know, don't.
01:28:44
No, no, I had to move it
01:28:47
or that was really old.
01:28:50
But I can get to the pits right there.
01:28:54
The ratings would go up
01:28:57
or down.
01:29:00
Something would go up. Hey.
01:29:05
Oh, shit.
01:29:10
What?
01:29:11
I'm looking for
01:29:14
Cryptids caught on camera zoo files again.
01:29:18
The whole Las Vegas thing sounds like
01:29:23
a scripted type story,
01:29:25
and the whole situation around that is quite interesting
01:29:30
because they still have not released non blurred out footage that from the body
01:29:34
camera of the police that were there.
01:29:39
And the reason that they claim that there was no
01:29:42
they blurred out the body camera footage is because they wanted to protect
01:29:47
it was private property but also on the news they show
01:29:50
like overhead drone footage of the backyard. So
01:29:55
it's very weird where that Las Vegas
01:30:01
that Las Vegas alien sighting.
01:30:04
Oh, right.
01:30:04
The way that they describe it sounds scripted,
01:30:07
but the evidence around that still seems extremely weird.
01:30:12
And the story around it seems extremely weird.
01:30:16
Was there any I love weird stories
01:30:19
for like whether they're marks or
01:30:23
think so, but there it was.
01:30:25
There was body camera footage from the police where they blurred out
01:30:30
their backyard as if there is they that it was private property.
01:30:35
And so they had to blur out the footage, even though it's the family's
01:30:38
backyard, that they are literally the ones that are calling 911.
01:30:42
And then also they on the news, they showed
01:30:45
overhead drone footage like later, like the next day or where.
01:30:48
And so they're showing the entire backyard like to the tee.
01:30:51
Like you could break into this motherfucker
01:30:53
with this type of drone footage, like knowledge of the overhead of the area.
01:30:58
And so it just seems very weird that
01:31:01
that that
01:31:03
that to just differentiating things.
01:31:06
Can we not see this backyard or can we can we see the backyard?
01:31:10
Why are they blurring out the footage?
01:31:11
Why is this family I mentioned four days ago there was a story
01:31:15
that said that the family has gone into kind of hiding
01:31:19
because people are pissed at them because they think that they did as a hoax.
01:31:23
And so they're getting harassed a lot.
01:31:25
And so they're kind of not coming outside as much and kind of going into hiding it.
01:31:31
It could easily have been else doing a hoax that the family had nothing,
01:31:35
no knowledge of.
01:31:37
It coincided with this meteor
01:31:41
thing coming down.
01:31:42
So to time, that probably would be quite remarkable.
01:31:48
Either they just completely made it up themselves.
01:31:53
But there some weird just
01:31:55
stuff involving the police and and the information that they gathered
01:31:59
and what we can, what the public can and can't see is very odd
01:32:02
because they are revealing anything.
01:32:05
They seem to be hiding something.
01:32:07
And if this is just something
01:32:08
so stupid and mundane, why would they what would they be hiding?
01:32:12
Who would give a fuck if it was they found it as a hoax, you know.
01:32:16
So are aliens Cryptids?
01:32:19
No. In the story, the way that they describe them
01:32:22
sounds scripted like aliens could be Cryptids.
01:32:26
I've kind of mentioned that earlier because
01:32:28
I believe they should be in the category,
01:32:30
but I was denied
01:32:46
you. No.
01:32:47
There we go.
01:32:48
We okay, good.
01:32:50
So they're not like things that are unique to our planet.
01:32:52
You could potentially consider alien to potential alien.
01:33:00
Yes. Any type?
01:33:04
I don't know.
01:33:05
Oh, killer whales, orcas.
01:33:08
Going back to evolutionary stuff under the dinosaurs.
01:33:12
If lizards.
01:33:15
If the dinosaurs were to evolve, we could potentially have been lizard type people.
01:33:21
And so there is the reptilians.
01:33:24
Is that a group that
01:33:27
you know
01:33:30
Well, fuck you.
01:33:35
But I wanted to, but I wanted to.
01:33:41
Oh, I did want to broaden
01:33:44
the conversation to include all of this stuff.
01:33:49
Oh, really?
01:33:49
Like I said,
01:33:53
ever since I moved out of the country,
01:33:56
my desire to rent has dropped.
01:33:58
And I'm content.
01:34:02
I'm not cool with that. Don't be.
01:34:03
Don't be an opinionated.
01:34:05
What do you know?
01:34:08
We can't have a soft pledge
01:34:13
pledge.
01:34:14
So it does piss me off
01:34:17
that people start seeing stuff that they've heard of.
01:34:22
What's it called?
01:34:23
Hypochondriac.
01:34:25
You hear about a disease and then you look up the symptoms
01:34:28
and then you realize you have six of them and oh my God,
01:34:33
I have celiac disease or whatever.
01:34:37
It's the same thing.
01:34:38
It's the same exact thing.
01:34:39
It's you hear about that's why the pictures
01:34:43
of the big guy, gray aliens with the big head,
01:34:47
it keeps showing up is someone saw the big eyed alien with the big head
01:34:51
with a gray skin and then that that's what they saw the movie.
01:34:55
That's what they were looking for, kind
01:34:58
of They all look just like that, really?
01:35:00
Yeah.
01:35:01
So that's why I wanted to include Mothman in my my Mount Rushmore.
01:35:05
Because 90 miles apart, the same night that's in.
01:35:10
That's insane.
01:35:11
Like, first of all, how does any creature
01:35:15
travel 90 miles in the same evening?
01:35:21
And it just I don't know.
01:35:24
It's interesting. That's why I came up.
01:35:27
And I swear you've had sustainability, but continue.
01:35:31
I don't know.
01:35:32
I still push towards religion when it comes to that whole statement
01:35:35
that you just made.
01:35:37
Yeah.
01:35:39
I mean, is that just folklore or that.
01:35:41
So superstition.
01:35:43
The thing that I kind of took away
01:35:44
from superstition even though is quite the software, it, um.
01:35:49
Yeah. Was it
01:35:51
it just seemed that how this has gotten ingrained
01:35:55
they literally when they construct buildings the hotels they go
01:36:00
oh we need to not make this light sounds illogical, that sounds
01:36:03
fucking stupid as fuck at the level of building.
01:36:06
You think you would just fucking do it as it's supposed to be.
01:36:09
Numbers are numbers.
01:36:10
You don't skip an inch just because it's unlucky.
01:36:12
Like, why would you skip a floor number?
01:36:15
It sounds so stupid in a lot of those.
01:36:17
It's because we don't pay any extra.
01:36:19
It is stupid.
01:36:20
It just it's so weird how that becomes
01:36:23
going to irresponsible, ingrained in culture.
01:36:26
And so it does lead to me, you know, it's like sway towards like, could
01:36:31
people religious wise have been swayed towards just, you know, whatever
01:36:35
the fuck somebody said one day, you know,
01:36:38
Right Well, that's why I chose Cryptids.
01:36:39
We can be they became part of our culture even though they aren't even real.
01:36:45
I mean, everyone is afraid of the things that aren't
01:36:47
real become so important then.
01:36:51
That's why I want to include Santa Claus.
01:36:53
Santa Claus is just as real as any of these things.
01:36:56
Probably even more real.
01:36:58
More people believe in it.
01:36:59
The more the more
01:37:02
credence we give to them, the the more powerful it becomes.
01:37:06
Santa Claus.
01:37:06
I think on the last list I read is the richest fictional character in the world.
01:37:12
In the world
01:37:14
which really doesn't seem to have hit this big.
01:37:16
Thank you.
01:37:16
My presence for every child every year.
01:37:20
Do the math, crunch the numbers.
01:37:22
It's a lot. He's got a great business acumen.
01:37:26
I didn't bother to
01:37:27
to to count all the zeros in my Fermi paradox.
01:37:31
But 200 billion galaxies are 200 billion stars even.
01:37:35
It's like one.
01:37:37
A billion stars have a Goldilocks zone planet
01:37:42
and only have one, and a billion of those has life.
01:37:47
And only have one 2 billion of those as intelligent life.
01:37:50
We're still looking at quadrillions of intelligent species,
01:37:55
all but I didn't do the math.
01:37:58
Different base bases did based off of different you know,
01:38:03
I think they look like us.
01:38:05
I think they look just like us.
01:38:07
Do you suppose the silicon base, their carbon base.
01:38:10
Okay, There you go.
01:38:11
I think we would.
01:38:15
They are.
01:38:17
You're innately are you admitting you're an alien?
01:38:19
That's not a word. Do I have an alien?
01:38:22
Drusilla Silicon based entities use carbon based.
01:38:27
All those
01:38:29
things
01:38:30
describe who they would write
01:38:37
this backwards.
01:38:39
Absolutely ridiculous.
01:38:42
I was trying for ridiculous.
01:38:43
Then we hit it. We?
01:38:44
That's the center of the bull's eye.
01:38:46
That's what I was going for.
01:38:48
Great job, guys.
01:38:50
A real person
01:38:53
saying that he was a saint, just like
01:38:57
like all of the other saints, you know, that would sainthood.
01:39:00
I used to think, like growing up with religious.
01:39:03
It's like the Saints.
01:39:04
They seem like they're supposed to be spiritual,
01:39:06
but actually they were just like people that they just want.
01:39:08
This person's a saint.
01:39:09
Like, it's just really just nothing that anointed.
01:39:14
I don't know what I think religion want to go with like the core group of shit.
01:39:19
When I think of ancient stuff
01:39:20
I want to go with like the core group, like the very basic beginnings.
01:39:25
If we're going with like Jesus, I want to go with the religion
01:39:28
that sprung up and like, immediately after he was crucified, not like, you know,
01:39:33
several hundred or 1000 years later, because shit just gets bastardized. But
01:39:38
so much shit has been
01:39:39
lost to burnings and erasing history
01:39:43
and just history in general, just, you know, not being recorded.
01:39:47
Who the fuck knows?
01:39:47
Oh, all right, I'll go there.
01:39:51
The Catholic religion, which is what you were brought up.
01:39:55
Can't hold a candle
01:39:57
to the Protestant side, which is what I was brought up.
01:40:00
I don't really even know the differences, the beliefs
01:40:03
that they've got a virgin or whatever.
01:40:08
It's all the same quality and all that shit.
01:40:10
I've been.
01:40:12
I've.
01:40:13
I've been to services of both, except Catholics
01:40:16
call it mass instead of service, worship, service.
01:40:21
The Catholic hierarchy of government bishops,
01:40:25
the Other one just you're either a pastor or not.
01:40:29
Do you like church and do so?
01:40:31
Where would you be without
01:40:33
bishops?
01:40:34
The bishop
01:40:35
I would lose without my bishop reign so ingrained, that is.
01:40:39
And everything that it is.
01:40:40
Talk is part of the calendar BCE
01:40:45
we see all of these of ridiculous to is basically the people
01:40:49
who invented it should be acknowledged and that's their creation.
01:40:52
So until you come up with a better version,
01:40:54
then you use their shit, which is B.S.
01:40:57
And just slapping an E on the end really does nothing.
01:41:00
And you're still saying B.C. So it's just it's just stupid.
01:41:03
You're just trying to erase there is a war on Christianity.
01:41:07
To be honest,
01:41:08
I don't feel one way or another about it, but
01:41:11
I don't.
01:41:12
I don't necessarily believe, but I feel like I'm spiritual and
01:41:15
believing in some sense because I believe that, you know,
01:41:18
there's some weirdness when it comes to our universe.
01:41:20
We don't know everything.
01:41:21
Energy cannot be created or destroyed.
01:41:23
There's alternate universes.
01:41:24
We have no idea what exactly happens when we die.
01:41:27
I mean, there could be a part of us that moves on that we're not conscious
01:41:31
of that even existed prior to us being born.
01:41:34
We have no idea
01:41:36
if we're not conscious of it.
01:41:37
How much of that is actually you that you would recognize as yourself?
01:41:41
I mean, the universe existed before became conscious, though.
01:41:47
Yeah. Oh yeah. It was just random.
01:41:48
You just randomly develop.
01:41:50
Oh, I won't miss me.
01:41:52
It's just weird to think that your whole understanding of everything
01:41:56
has just developed from scratch, but that's kind of.
01:42:00
It's kind of how it happens, right?
01:42:02
There's nothing more.
01:42:03
The recycled soul
01:42:05
hypothesis says that you get reborn without any prior knowledge.
01:42:11
There are the stories that that there are children,
01:42:14
that claim to remember their past lives in the making.
01:42:18
And it turns out there is some stuff that does check out that is very odd.
01:42:23
I love those stories. I know.
01:42:24
And that's all I've seen.
01:42:25
A few of those stories that are good.
01:42:27
Is that next week's grant?
01:42:30
I don't know if there's
01:42:31
a whole show of that, but
01:42:38
no, probably not.
01:42:39
But could be.
01:42:39
I mean, but you'd have to do
01:42:41
just just be playing random videos and go and look at this.
01:42:43
What about.
01:42:47
Well, I thought we'd sit here for 2 hours, go through a list.
01:42:50
We never did that.
01:42:51
Well, we looked at a few of it,
01:42:53
but the list kind of burned out early because they're just becoming ridiculous
01:42:56
if you go through of us, the kind of video that you posted, the video
01:43:00
that was I forget how long the video was, but it's 101 on 100 and 101.
01:43:06
I made it through about four.
01:43:10
Well, good job.
01:43:11
That's further. I realize how boring it was.
01:43:13
It was just stupid.
01:43:14
This is something some dipshit said existed one time.
01:43:17
This is some other shit.
01:43:18
Some dipshit said
01:43:20
dipshit shit says that that's one thing, but this is like a news report.
01:43:26
So you.
01:43:26
Oh, I like that one you say the most believable, believable one is Bigfoot.
01:43:30
I would say the most believable one might be the Chupacabra
01:43:33
because there is evidence of blood being sucked out of animals.
01:43:36
There's no evidence of Bigfoot, like, kind of doing anything to anybody.
01:43:41
Oh, I wasn't going to leave Chupacabra
01:43:43
out of the thing, but
01:43:46
didn't say you didn't, And I accuse you of doing so.
01:43:50
I instinctively believe Mexicans.
01:43:54
It comes back to the Catholic Church.
01:43:56
Well, 98% of all Mexicans are
01:44:00
Roman Catholic.
01:44:01
Not kidding. Oh, no. That's why I love it.
01:44:04
It's the highest percentage of country practicing a single religion.
01:44:09
It's like that's higher than India.
01:44:12
In the Hindu, it's more than Chinese with the
01:44:16
the Dallas, it's more than anybody anything.
01:44:21
Mexicans are Roman Catholic
01:44:23
And and that's that is about them
01:44:27
They're very they're good natured people for the most they are
01:44:31
they seem to be really like family oriented.
01:44:34
They they respect and love God people, most of them
01:44:38
a lot of them, especially in our country, are speak two languages.
01:44:42
And honestly,
01:44:44
if you speak to languages, whenever I'm around
01:44:46
somebody who speaks the language, they typically say,
01:44:48
I feel like a dumb American because you dumb ass.
01:44:51
Yeah, anybody who's bilingual is smarter than us.
01:44:54
I, I tricked the system.
01:44:57
So in high school they make you take two years of foreign language.
01:45:00
So I take French and then I take Spanish.
01:45:04
One because I'm not going to work that hard to learn a language.
01:45:08
And I'm not taking French two or Spanish two, because that's
01:45:11
going to be too hard for me.
01:45:12
So I took the easy way out here and so I barely know two languages
01:45:16
and I get them mixed up a lot,
01:45:19
right?
01:45:20
They say Albert Einstein had an IQ of 160.
01:45:23
Stephen Hawking had an IQ of 180.
01:45:25
Smartest guy ever had an IQ of 300 and could speak 40 different languages.
01:45:31
Good at
01:45:33
my look.
01:45:35
You don't even know who the fuck he is.
01:45:37
Like, I smartest guy in the world.
01:45:39
I should know his name. It's your name
01:45:43
Here.
01:45:43
I'll look him up, draw
01:45:50
Brady.
01:45:50
I made it midnight.
01:45:54
Oh, no, this isn't it.
01:45:58
We fumbled.
01:46:00
I play with your. Mm.
01:46:06
Oh, no.
01:46:08
It's almost every shop in
01:46:10
Prince
01:46:12
William James cities.
01:46:15
What's he famous for?
01:46:16
This is IQ
01:46:19
the smartest man ever.
01:46:21
I mean, what you consider IQ like Jeopardy champion or somebody
01:46:23
who actually does some shit with it?
01:46:29
See, that's the thing.
01:46:30
Einstein had a buck 60 and did all sorts of stuff with it.
01:46:35
The guy with the 300 IQ learned a bunch of languages.
01:46:39
What does he really done for us?
01:46:45
Going back to
01:46:46
learning languages, I did have exploratory language in junior high
01:46:50
and the only thing I remembered from
01:46:52
any of that was how to count to ten in Japanese.
01:46:56
And the only reason I know that is because ten in Japanese is Ju.
01:47:02
It's new night go Alhaji Atiku Jew.
01:47:05
And there was a Jewish kid in the class which I was friends with, but we would
01:47:08
all yell Jew really loud when we got to 10:00.
01:47:13
I love that it's not anti-Semitic
01:47:16
if it's mean
01:47:20
now. Pissed me off as he said that he would, he would put up a Hanukkah tree
01:47:24
and it's like, Bro, you can't bogart our shit.
01:47:26
That's bullshit.
01:47:27
Put up your dumb right.
01:47:28
You can't have a Hanukkah treat
01:47:33
your own shit.
01:47:44
Are you proud of me, Brady?
01:47:45
I made it to Midnight
01:47:48
Megalodon. He's a big boy.
01:47:50
Made it to New Year's
01:47:52
in All Yay!
01:47:54
Happy New Year.
01:47:55
I always thought the Megalodon was an ancient queen, but it's encrypted.
01:48:00
Cryptic?
01:48:01
Oh, yeah, because that was a they made that fake History
01:48:04
Channel show about it.
01:48:08
There is a movie.
01:48:09
History Channel. Makes things real.
01:48:12
No, I mean, they were open about this one.
01:48:15
I like the image of the great white shark swallowed by the Megalodon.
01:48:19
That's cool. Megalodon two is out.
01:48:22
Oh, already?
01:48:23
You sick of the bigger words?
01:48:26
Snakes on a plane to go get the snakes.
01:48:30
The real Megalodon coming.
01:48:32
I'm going.
01:48:32
The plane is a real thing.
01:48:34
It's like a problem all the time.
01:48:37
Yeah.
01:48:37
When you're in first countries interviews with pilots, apparently there's.
01:48:42
I think Sharknado is a great concept.
01:48:45
Sharknado?
01:48:47
Yeah, I said Megalodon Naito.
01:48:50
Oh, even bigger.
01:48:53
Yeah.
01:48:54
Teeth. Opie
01:48:59
Megalodon Naito. Wow.
01:49:02
You like a hurricane?
01:49:03
Megalodon.
01:49:05
Yeah.
01:49:06
So I just said,
01:49:08
what does that freezing come from?
01:49:11
Look it up.
01:49:12
GOP Megalodon a giant shark.
01:49:17
Interesting Oceans.
01:49:27
We have our call in number 158633.
01:49:30
If you like to chat with here's my here's my guess
01:49:33
Before I looked it up anybody got
01:49:37
Jesus.
01:49:37
Jesus Peter is a disciple.
01:49:41
So here we go.
01:49:43
Jesus, Pete,
01:49:48
what does GOP mean?
01:49:50
What? It's got another religious term.
01:49:52
Everything so ingrained in religion. Jeez,
01:49:55
it's like a common theme in this world.
01:50:03
Really?
01:50:07
It is right there.
01:50:07
I see him.
01:50:09
He's right there.
01:50:11
Oh, there he is.
01:50:15
Oh, you can't see everything.
01:50:16
Everything.
01:50:18
Oh, okay.
01:50:18
Oh, no, I'm just. I'm on my phone.
01:50:22
You're Pete?
01:50:22
Oh, yeah.
01:50:23
So it's a michigan thing.
01:50:26
Okay, continue.
01:50:27
In what sense?
01:50:30
Uh, Jesus, Pete.
01:50:34
But see, Jesus is short for Jesus, Pete.
01:50:37
Peter was what, A disciple, right
01:50:40
And he was always Irish.
01:50:44
All right, there you go.
01:50:46
I love disciple.
01:50:51
I get out a go.
01:50:54
I do want to know what I'm talking about.
01:50:55
And I say, Jesus, Pete, I'd better know what talking about.
01:51:01
I'd prefer to
01:51:03
disagree.
01:51:05
Let's change it.
01:51:06
Let's make it our our catch phrase.
01:51:08
Jesus, Opie, Poop
01:51:11
people.
01:51:17
Yeah, big dummy.
01:51:19
So do we come to any conclusions about Cryptids?
01:51:22
I haven't came alive about you guys.
01:51:25
I learned nothing.
01:51:25
Did you figure out why I was talking about all this?
01:51:28
This whole time?
01:51:29
You could do that one joke about the aliens or cryptids.
01:51:41
That's a sexy breath.
01:51:44
You like deep sodomy?
01:51:48
Oh, there it orgasm.
01:51:50
Ha ha.
01:51:52
No, I don't even have a, like,
01:51:56
deep, deep.
01:51:59
Oh, let's.
01:52:00
Let's tell you Japanese do.
01:52:06
So if you guys want to get a UFO podcast it's called the
01:52:09
or the now and it is legit people
01:52:12
who are trying to normalize.
01:52:17
Yes there's that on the darkweb.
01:52:19
No, that's a website.
01:52:25
No, no.
01:52:28
You just know
01:52:31
that actually looks like our logo
01:52:34
the orange was the same
01:52:42
at all
01:52:42
things zillion wonderful featuring in-depth discussions, dating
01:52:46
advice and original songs and skits, all with a great deal of playful candor.
01:52:50
Zoey Ah, the now sets itself apart draw with being openly doing in
01:52:55
crypto zoology joyful
01:52:59
of what it is to be a zoo fail.
01:53:01
This is not what
01:53:06
not that there's anything wrong with that
01:53:09
really.
01:53:09
Yes, there is something wrong with that.
01:53:13
I give it a few years.
01:53:15
I know that's what they're trying to do the same thing with.
01:53:17
So there's no podcast.
01:53:20
See where they're trying to normalize my being minor attracted.
01:53:25
I've been through this, by the way, as minor attracted persons.
01:53:27
If anybody is level,
01:53:31
as long as you don't act on it, they think they should be normalized.
01:53:35
Well, yeah, they're the you know,
01:53:36
they're even want to be like celebrated because they haven't acted on it.
01:53:39
I'm making this deep space like, no, it's real
01:53:46
big face.
01:53:47
Yeah.
01:53:49
Don't make me look up at the Maps podcast.
01:53:51
It's called, but the third one is quite interesting, but.
01:53:57
Well, that's stupid.
01:53:59
I learned this. I don't like it. I learned that
01:54:03
I learned this from a show that I
01:54:07
go, Who are these podcasts?
01:54:08
And they they kind of just go through weird fringe podcasts
01:54:12
and make fun of them.
01:54:13
And so these are legitimate podcasts.
01:54:19
They're like,
01:54:20
Nobody is really listening, really doing yoga.
01:54:22
Izzy Ladies over there doing yoga,
01:54:28
that jazz hands
01:54:32
and he's drinking.
01:54:36
You've Listen, guys, I got to go to bed, but it's been a delight.
01:54:40
I really enjoyed this podcast, one of our best.
01:54:44
If you work, if you go to soon, if you go to sleep right
01:54:47
now, you've got two 8 hours is the time I've got to get up. So
01:54:52
okay, you're doing fine.
01:54:53
I know the best part is, is I get to like wake up about five,
01:54:56
I get to get out of bed about like 2 minutes.
01:54:59
Usually I clock in from bed
01:55:00
and then I walk over to my computer or if I'm working from my apartment
01:55:04
so that we get to play and go to your wife's rent and.
01:55:09
Yeah, okay. Right.
01:55:11
No, I'm, I'm in on all that stuff.
01:55:14
And then.
01:55:15
And then shoot and, and then we can.
01:55:20
But I got to set up a deck.
01:55:22
Could take on stupid.
01:55:24
So one, two, three, whatever you need to do.
01:55:28
You know. Exactly.
01:55:29
I'm going to do.
01:55:31
I know exactly what you mean when I flip a coin to 300.
01:55:38
I like Brady's technique.
01:55:41
I know you wouldn't want to use that.
01:55:43
I've never used that before.
01:55:43
That's an instant winner.
01:55:46
Instant winner.
01:55:48
Very versatile.
01:55:51
All right.
01:55:54
I don't know.
01:55:54
It changed my deck.
01:55:58
Couldn't
01:55:59
figure out how to put it in the screen.
01:56:02
That's a barrister
01:56:07
deck.
01:56:11
No draw.
01:56:13
I'm sorry I missed her bad draw.
01:56:19
So how. How?
01:56:20
Give us a review on the job so far now.
01:56:24
Oh, okay.
01:56:25
So I am the greatest 8 seconds shift
01:56:29
press operator of all time.
01:56:33
You know it's like baking cookies.
01:56:35
It comes out like on a tray, just like cookies and steaming just like cookies.
01:56:41
And I've got some burns on my arm and I'm proud of,
01:56:44
like, these are burns and that's a burn.
01:56:47
Nice, delicious fumes.
01:56:48
Plastic fumes, which are great for you.
01:56:51
Rubber fumes.
01:56:52
Rubber fumes are because you're pressing those. Right?
01:56:58
We could
01:56:59
we I think it's funny that we are a huge consumer of earplugs,
01:57:05
even though we could manufacture own very easily
01:57:11
earplugs, even in loud environments.
01:57:13
You know what?
01:57:14
I don't wear mine, and I'm going to deaf.
01:57:17
What?
01:57:18
No, I have great hearing.
01:57:19
I've been through a lot of shit,
01:57:22
a lot of loud noises, a lot of I've got.
01:57:25
I get here to hearing tested with my job now and I still have good hearing somehow
01:57:31
genetics.
01:57:31
I, I barely passed.
01:57:35
This is our battle.
01:57:38
I didn't bother to set up a deck.
01:57:41
I even though I said I enjoyed being Mark here.
01:57:45
You got to come.
01:57:46
Oh, Brady said.
01:57:48
I know, I know.
01:57:51
Well, I think I can deal with his love of Hound,
01:57:53
but he's going to do something with this guy.
01:57:55
Weird grooves to the right.
01:57:58
I was about to say something right before you went to sleep.
01:58:00
Sleep? It works well, see, we.
01:58:07
I think it got to this.
01:58:10
Oh, yeah, I forgot about zeros.
01:58:13
Well, he got me with the zeros, but look at this thing.
01:58:16
Go down.
01:58:16
Oh, I want you to look it on that side.
01:58:19
I Don't know.
01:58:20
You're not supposed to.
01:58:21
What game is that?
01:58:24
It's Clash Royale.
01:58:27
I think I got him the actually got him on.
01:58:31
Doesn't like the
01:58:33
that Logan Paul dude advertise for this shit.
01:58:37
Oh a lot of people advertise for this shit.
01:58:39
It's a complete waste of time.
01:58:41
Yeah.
01:58:41
Like most of those games.
01:58:45
I mean, it's fine for what it is,
01:58:47
but it's probably one of those games where,
01:58:50
you know, if you want to grind out and get points, you can.
01:58:54
But if you want to pay money in advance, fade away.
01:58:57
Yeah.
01:58:58
I actually hate how a lot of technology is going that route.
01:59:03
That was Bobby's way.
01:59:05
You'd have stuff to write out.
01:59:08
Yeah.
01:59:11
Oh, based on my phone,
01:59:16
I saw that I've got a huge.
01:59:18
This is. I can't see.
01:59:20
I didn't see your wizard because it's like, so small way over
01:59:24
here.
01:59:26
That's a which I put a which down
01:59:29
look for the which she's coming which
01:59:33
which which
01:59:35
is a which a crypto. Yes.
01:59:42
Well it's over you know.
01:59:44
Yeah. That's a game.
01:59:46
Good for you. Game.
01:59:48
Yeah.
01:59:49
Enjoy it.
01:59:50
Took care of that you guys with the care business.
01:59:52
Have you guys been keeping track of the win loss record so far or no.
01:59:55
Yes. Those are 14th match.
01:59:58
We are now 311.
02:00:03
Who's who was my third.
02:00:05
That was my third win.
02:00:08
You're getting better.
02:00:10
Shut up
02:00:12
when we need your.
02:00:14
When was your last win?
02:00:16
Two weeks ago.
02:00:17
He let me win a street fighter.
02:00:22
That's cute.
02:00:24
Yeah.
02:00:24
And then he won, like, seven in a row and I won one, and he won the first two.
02:00:28
So that's exactly how that's gone now
02:00:33
he's a lot of fun, like games.
02:00:35
It is fun. It is. It is fun.
02:00:37
I don't like losing much, but it sure beats not playing.
02:00:42
I don't mind losing one, but fuck you,
02:00:45
these two.
02:00:45
He said a shot at me.
02:00:48
No, but yes.
02:00:52
But it wasn't intended.
02:00:54
But as an afterthought, that was a good idea.
02:00:56
Yeah, the fuck is up.
02:00:59
Get beat sitting there in the a draw.
02:01:02
Oh, just kind of waiting. You guys done it?
02:01:05
You're like the referee.
02:01:07
We need a three player game
02:01:09
Rock.
02:01:10
Ferguson got four players simultaneous.
02:01:12
You know what?
02:01:13
I'm gonna use his sexuality.
02:01:16
Might as well.
02:01:17
Let's just do it like a man. I lose.
02:01:19
I lose something.
02:01:22
You don't want to lose that game.
02:01:23
That's a bad game to lose, actually.
02:01:25
Really? You want to win.
02:01:26
You want to be on top on that one?
02:01:28
I don't know how to play body.
02:01:29
The both of you.
02:01:31
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:01:35
That is.
02:01:35
I have no words of wisdom. My sombrero.
02:01:38
Word of the week was stupid.
02:01:40
No, notice that I.
02:01:42
Honey, you know that we're like, Oh, no, you're old as fuck
02:01:45
about.
02:01:48
No, no, screw that.
02:01:49
Well,
02:01:52
yeah,
02:01:53
something about being prepared, believing it.
02:01:56
It was like.
02:01:57
It's like
02:01:58
reading the script by rote.
02:02:01
Just be be ready.
02:02:03
I would just be ready to respond, like, live in the moment.
02:02:08
Not that not being prepared is like
02:02:12
anticipating, expecting, like, you're ready.
02:02:15
Ready. Exactly what you're doing now.
02:02:17
I love that. Right?
02:02:19
I know exactly. I'm describing what I'm doing currently.
02:02:21
Wait, no, no.
02:02:25
Okay.
02:02:26
I'm from the beginning. Yep.
02:02:31
My mailman scripted is fantastic.
02:02:35
He's a really nice person, Richie. I don't.
02:02:38
I don't know
02:02:40
what. They were.
02:02:41
I was. Well, I was supposed to say something.
02:02:44
Male crap screams anybody.
02:02:47
Take it away.
02:02:50
No, no, no.
02:02:51
As well. So below, put in the back end.
02:02:53
No, you can't do it.
02:02:55
I can finish your finish Your thought.
02:02:58
I thought I was the man to get well.
02:03:00
Okay, so
02:03:02
the reason. Prove it.
02:03:05
What is a man?
02:03:08
The reason I it prove it.
02:03:15
We all are can be influenced by
02:03:19
we the great men, the yellow submarine.
02:03:25
When I hear something I don't understand,
02:03:27
my brain translates it into words that I do understand.
02:03:31
And the message misconstrued.
02:03:35
If that's what you're following,
02:03:38
you really need to reconsider
02:03:43
your approach
02:03:47
to analysis of what's going on around you.
02:03:51
I, I know that's not
02:03:54
as specific as it needs to be,
02:03:58
but if you apply it
02:04:01
to everything, I think things will work out a lot better.
02:04:04
Everyone
02:04:07
you wear world needs where
02:04:12
as above, so below werewolves.
02:04:14
Cryptids.
02:04:16
Oh, crap.
02:05:18
I was getting back. Yeah.
02:05:21
Did you get were you able to do the moto cast?
02:05:25
Yes or no?
02:05:27
No way.
02:05:29
I mean, he's like a mad scientist, super genius.
02:05:32
So I'm the genius.
02:05:35
That's why I'm the flan. You're, aren't I?
02:05:38
I went back like.
02:05:39
Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I heard you guys talking.
02:05:42
That ran test
02:05:44
the aftershow in the post.
02:05:48
I love and post show.
02:05:49
I love you good after show.
02:05:51
Yeah,
02:05:53
well, I might as well keep doing it,
02:05:57
man. I have to pee again.
02:05:58
Do you guys think I have to pee for the first time?
02:06:01
But I'm holding it because I'm not a pussy, man.
02:06:03
I am. But I am going to put you in the way.
02:06:07
But I'll even for you. Be clear, girl.
02:06:08
Good for you.
02:06:10
All right.
02:06:10
What a brilliant would you?
02:06:13
So way, way, boy.
02:06:14
Rick spent a lot of time in jail.
02:06:16
He gets out
02:06:17
and he's like a millionaire now because he can brand his name with drugs.
02:06:21
Would you.
02:06:22
Would you take that sacrifice or would you not?
02:06:26
No. No way.
02:06:27
Time's not worth it.
02:06:32
But you work.
02:06:33
How much do you work?
02:06:35
How many hours do you work?
02:06:37
You could ever consider that time to be out of.
02:06:44
If you do the math,
02:06:48
what would equate what would be worth it?
02:06:50
The time, worth the money?
02:06:51
Obviously,
02:06:55
you know, honestly,
02:06:56
when you're working, sure, you're not eating the greatest,
02:07:00
but you're really not like you're just kind of hanging out.
02:07:03
So sometimes
02:07:05
three hots or a cat.
02:07:07
Yeah. Drew makes a valid point here.
02:07:09
It's very much like like what if you just do all your work right now?
02:07:14
Don't work hard.
02:07:15
They tell you when to go.
02:07:16
That's actually time.
02:07:17
Now it's nap time.
02:07:18
Here's your lunch. Here's your dinner
02:07:22
structure.
02:07:24
It's no worse than being in the military.
02:07:26
Yeah. So fucked up story,
02:07:29
dude.
02:07:30
I worked with Carrie Clayton.
02:07:33
Michael.
02:07:33
Carrie Clayton is his full name, but he was a kind of a weird dude.
02:07:37
But we used to make gay jokes with him, and he'd be cool with it.
02:07:40
Like, we just, you know,
02:07:41
that type of humor, just making, Oh, you're fagot whatever chop shop humor.
02:07:47
But everyone else thought he was kind of weird.
02:07:49
And then one day somebody found out that he had
02:07:52
like a statutory rape charge and did like 20 years
02:07:58
and he wrote in to me specifically.
02:08:01
I was cool with them.
02:08:02
He just said that like, Oh, I was dating a chick.
02:08:05
And she was like a couple of years older.
02:08:06
I was 80 or I was 18.
02:08:08
She was a couple of years younger.
02:08:10
The parents were cool with it, but then I got her pregnant
02:08:12
and then they freaked out on me.
02:08:14
And then and so he he seemed like a good worker.
02:08:17
He was a generous dude. Nice dude.
02:08:20
I kind of went to bat for him a few times when people kind of we're talking
02:08:24
shit about him.
02:08:27
So birth to,
02:08:32
I think like 18 years old, he was out from 18 to about
02:08:39
maybe it was like 20 but did 20 years.
02:08:44
And he said that he did extra time because he got into fights and stuff and there
02:08:50
I don't know but so he did 20 years.
02:08:52
So he was in jail. By the time I met him.
02:08:55
He was in jail already more than half his life.
02:08:58
So yeah, he
02:09:03
randomly a dude
02:09:05
that was a contractor, temporary worker there that got no dispute with him.
02:09:10
The dude comes up to me, he goes, Hey, you see this shit this guy did?
02:09:14
And I'm like, Yeah, I did.
02:09:15
Like usually what I've done with people, it's like, Yeah, you know, I've seen that.
02:09:18
He's like, He's a good dude. It's like, I don't know what to think of that.
02:09:21
But he goes, No, no, there's new shit.
02:09:24
And I'm like, What? And so I look it up.
02:09:26
He re-offended.
02:09:30
He was, he had gotten
02:09:32
so he was still working there and me
02:09:35
and him were cool until that point and he was trying to be friendly with me.
02:09:39
I the work report line and was like, Hey dude, you know you need that.
02:09:43
But I was like, you.
02:09:45
I don't know how to tell this guy that. I don't.
02:09:47
I just this is a work relationship only I don't want to go.
02:09:50
I don't want to talk to you.
02:09:52
I don't have kids, but there's people that have kids.
02:09:55
And he also was potentially not supposed to have a cell phone
02:09:58
and he was, like in meetings with the cell phone and shit and like
02:10:02
and I reported it and they said, oh, it happened outside of work.
02:10:05
And I'm like, Well, what happens if I like murder someone outside of work?
02:10:08
Like, And they really didn't do anything right? So
02:10:12
it ended up he got 20 more
02:10:14
years and he's not going to get out until he's 60.
02:10:17
So he's spent he's going to be spending three quarters of his life in jail
02:10:22
one quarter.
02:10:22
How good does that vagina have to be?
02:10:26
So that's got to be so I always point to the excellent the funny Louis C.K.
02:10:30
joke where he's like, I love Mounds bars.
02:10:34
But if you told me if I had a mounds bar,
02:10:37
I had to go to prison for 20 years, I would need a Mounds bar.
02:10:42
So yeah, absolutely.
02:10:44
People are seriously mentally affected
02:10:46
or yeah, it's that fucking good,
02:10:50
right?
02:10:54
Mouse bars are pretty good.
02:10:55
No, I'm saying, child. I know, I know.
02:10:58
Okay. Okay. Thank God. I had a feeling that.
02:11:03
All right, you ready?
02:11:04
I'm going to try it. Okay.
02:11:06
If you go to the for the floorboards.
02:11:09
This is it. No,
02:11:12
this is the forge.
02:11:13
The actual forge.
02:11:14
I know. And here I a welder.
02:11:16
You see the form?
02:11:17
I understand. Miller did.
02:11:18
Miller Oh, oh, oh.
02:11:21
Welder.
02:11:22
Here's The welder.
02:11:24
Do you guys want to freshen?
02:11:26
Fruit is always sour.
02:11:28
This is a welder.
02:11:30
This is a welder. Mask.
02:11:32
Not a this is a welder or a miller.
02:11:35
Well, that is just a welder.
02:11:37
Chicago older.
02:11:38
They look bad.
02:11:39
Oh, Chicago's not bad.
02:11:40
Flux capacitor.
02:11:43
Yeah, it's a welder. Okay.
02:11:45
And this is. This is my propane tank.
02:11:48
Oh, you got to be kidding.
02:11:49
It's £40.
02:11:50
It's a propane tank.
02:11:51
I'm smoking right by noon.
02:11:53
Okay, so when you hear the word Georgia for Borders, Virginia Swords is gorgeous.
02:12:00
Where is the device of the floorboard of
02:12:04
George Ford's horse restored?
02:12:06
This is this is my lawn lawnmower.
02:12:09
That's not a lawn mower.
02:12:10
These are my these are my taxes from 99.
02:12:18
I really get their taxes over 99.
02:12:21
Every 99.
02:12:23
They're 90, 90, 99, and they're most recently by lawn mower.
02:12:28
It's a disc.
02:12:29
Golf basket.
02:12:31
Okay, There's golf clubs.
02:12:33
Okay, This gets better. Golf?
02:12:36
No, I don't.
02:12:38
Okay, so this is my lawn mower.
02:12:40
The catcher.
02:12:42
This is catches your lawn. My bicycle.
02:12:44
These are my bicycle.
02:12:46
You don't ride a bike?
02:12:47
No, of course not.
02:12:48
Okay, this is.
02:12:51
This is my laptop.
02:12:54
Good. Yeah, buddy,
02:12:56
there's your laptop. It's not.
02:12:58
It's not. Wait a minute.
02:13:01
Is this my laptop?
02:13:03
I think so. This is good
02:13:06
that this is going to close.
02:13:10
This is my laptop isn't going to do shit for you.
02:13:14
Your phone is way better.
02:13:15
I can tell by looking at Plano.
02:13:17
Okay. I don't think it is.
02:13:20
I don't think it is.
02:13:22
Who's this?
02:13:23
I think this is Hodges.
02:13:24
I think he left it when he lived with me.
02:13:26
So. I mean, it's my came back onto.
02:13:31
Yeah. Yeah.
02:13:32
He owes you on his.
02:13:33
I mean, that's my laptop.
02:13:35
Is it.
02:13:35
Is it a Sony.
02:13:36
Yeah, it's a Dell.
02:13:39
No, I didn't buy Dell if it was a Sony, that was my.
02:13:42
He must have kept the Sony.
02:13:44
Okay.
02:13:45
It looks like this.
02:13:48
I just asked it.
02:13:49
That is it. Yeah. Okay.
02:13:52
No, this is it.
02:13:54
Got Dang it.
02:13:55
I thought, I thought.
02:13:56
I thought I found something.
02:13:58
Yeah. I tell you what, I found it.
02:14:00
I found the charger for my actual laptop, which is a new modern laptop, but it's.
02:14:09
What is it from a couple of years growth.
02:14:13
Laptops are modern
02:14:17
that it's not.
02:14:23
Why is it e sideways?
02:14:26
Well, not supposed to look like a banana
02:14:31
stick. A big dummy.
02:14:32
Yeah.
02:14:33
It's so much better if you just hold the phone box,
02:14:37
is it?
02:14:39
Huh? Why were you doing that earlier then?
02:14:42
Because I was told not to touch my phone.
02:14:45
I know because you've done your shitty service.
02:14:48
You've done it.
02:14:52
I still have Irish coffee left over that.
02:14:55
Yeah, I got rid of that.
02:14:58
Guess what?
02:14:59
This number is completely full.
02:15:02
Is it?
02:15:03
You know who it is.
02:15:06
That's my mantra these days.
02:15:10
I told my boss about the podcast
02:15:12
and he let me out an hour early every Monday from now on.
02:15:17
Do you have to show up an hour early so you just make less money?
02:15:20
Yeah, I just make less money.
02:15:22
You're cool. That that of course, you
02:15:26
said, okay, you make
02:15:27
48, you just do 40 flat or
02:15:31
now I dropped to 44.
02:15:33
Do you think time my schedule.
02:15:35
My schedule gives me 45 and because of the podcast they get 44 hours.
02:15:40
So I get four time and a half hours and then 40 regular hours at minimum wage.
02:15:46
So they give you on average ten.
02:15:48
So it's not minimum wage, but it's a $7 an hour.
02:15:51
Okay, But
02:15:53
I could go back to delivering Snapple anytime I want.
02:15:56
But you know what?
02:15:59
I'm perfectly comfortable doing this.
02:16:01
I would if you would have you delivered Snapple to just like retire
02:16:06
early versus just doing this job and probably die in there.
02:16:13
I was thinking about
02:16:16
just doing the white Boy Rick thing.
02:16:18
Does that does that work?
02:16:20
They like, didn't die at work, but you're like, right.
02:16:23
You just didn't come back that weekend.
02:16:24
And the deal with 65 just, you know, just working
02:16:26
just to fucking work like you didn't need to work.
02:16:28
But he just he knew his shirt and he just kind of came in
02:16:31
and did what he needed to do 60, 70 and just, you know,
02:16:35
didn't come didn't come back after a weekend holiday weekend.
02:16:39
Paul was his name.
02:16:41
All right, Good dude.
02:16:43
He had a good sense of humor. He liked to tell quite a few gay jokes.
02:16:46
He was fucking dead.
02:16:47
Jesus, Paul.
02:16:49
Like, yeah.
02:16:49
Now, though, he also knew the gay fagot, too,
02:16:52
but he was always suspicious of the the child molester.
02:16:54
Sorry, not the gay fagot.
02:16:55
Those are two different things.
02:16:57
He was a gay target and a child molester.
02:17:00
Little o little try to.
02:17:02
He used to try to invite me.
02:17:04
He several times he tried to invite me to the Pride
02:17:06
parade in Ferndale and I'm like, Bro, I like I don't want to go.
02:17:10
And he goes, No, no, it's cool. It's fun.
02:17:11
Every once in a while I'm like, Dude, what are you?
02:17:14
But this is like,
02:17:15
he claimed he had a girlfriend and she was black, so I don't know,
02:17:20
but I never saw her.
02:17:21
But that that's beside the point.
02:17:27
I'm going to go piss.
02:17:27
I still can't go
02:17:30
above Earl Walker's head.
02:17:34
Can you see it now?
02:17:38
You know
02:17:39
what is
02:17:41
that?
02:17:41
Is the Supreme Court
02:17:44
is the crutch
02:17:48
that that somebody
02:17:53
it's actually LaDainian Tomlinson scratch.
02:17:56
Okay.
02:18:00
We should do the aftershow
02:18:01
for premium subscribers.
02:18:04
This should be available for our Patriots.
02:18:07
Got one draw.
02:18:09
I guess if I know who to call for is Nicole,
02:18:14
I guarantee our 12th was Nicole.
02:18:17
Our 11th is me and my other account
02:18:21
because I'm two of our followers.
02:18:23
I'm Two of them?
02:18:24
Oh, well,
02:18:27
they're here in echoes of you.
02:18:30
I can. I can.
02:18:31
I can hear me hear me, hear me.
02:18:37
Can you, you, you.
02:18:41
It was not Nicole.
02:18:44
Oh, what's the name?
02:18:47
I don't think we should
02:18:49
out our followers.
02:18:51
Oh, no, we definitely shouldn't.
02:18:54
Nicole was 11.
02:18:58
Oh, Nicole was.
02:18:59
Oh, I was 12.
02:19:01
No, it was Julie Christie.
02:19:07
There's been a pretty hot 12 year old.
02:19:09
Thank you. All right.
02:19:11
For her to hear it all.
02:19:14
So this isn't a computer, but it is.
02:19:18
It you know, that's a brick.
02:19:19
That's a fucking brick.
02:19:21
It's a brick house.
02:19:24
Not even a good brick, you know, from.
02:19:29
I'm so disappointed.
02:19:31
In fact, I thought I found something.
02:19:33
It was not, you know, it was Feel
02:19:36
better?
02:19:36
It was behind my lawnmower.
02:19:39
You want to see the rest?
02:19:42
But where's the where the sword.
02:19:43
Where's the.
02:19:45
Will it cut?
02:19:46
Will it cut down?
02:19:47
Oh, here, I'll show you the door.
02:19:49
Wait, will it?
02:19:50
That's the refrigerator. That's a bunch of junk.
02:19:53
Okay, that's a bunch of stuff.
02:19:55
The question We got to see you cut something with.
02:19:59
All right,
02:20:02
This I call Lumpy, and I've got lumber over here.
02:20:06
Well, is it called Buffy?
02:20:09
It is.
02:20:11
It's a it's a 19 inch machete.
02:20:15
Says who?
02:20:17
1642.
02:20:20
And this is the.
02:20:22
It's the wood.
02:20:24
Create the Bronze Age,
02:20:28
the machete.
02:20:30
It looks like you can't see it.
02:20:32
You can't even click on a child. Trust
02:20:35
the know. Yeah.
02:20:37
Oh, for sure.
02:20:39
I You got a handle on it or you just hold the metal.
02:20:46
Oh, you got a halo.
02:20:47
Fuck, yeah. Okay.
02:20:48
That's a little president there.
02:20:51
Yeah, I made it
02:20:53
as a vegetable,
02:20:55
a Jason movie, and he's carried around that fucking
02:20:59
side.
02:21:00
It'd be terrifying to get that burger left.
02:21:07
Shit, hookers, all that stuff. Why?
02:21:11
Got bottom line, the real clean cut
02:21:18
shit shit,
02:21:21
knock market.
02:21:25
I know it's not the greatest.
02:21:27
How about for real? It's. That's the only. That's.
02:21:30
So you bought a forge and you've made one
02:21:33
no scary.
02:21:38
Be over there We going to you.
02:21:42
What are you looking
02:21:44
as? The only reason you bought it
02:21:46
is to jack off to elude.
02:21:51
No, this gets better.
02:21:53
Oh, I found the computer.
02:21:56
Another one.
02:21:58
It shows just a typewriter I feel like this is an episode of Pickers
02:22:01
All the.
02:22:05
That's not,
02:22:09
I don't know, the
02:22:10
micro paintings.
02:22:13
Fucking Chris.
02:22:13
This is a
02:22:15
this is a grip.
02:22:17
Like a what is that called a fireball.
02:22:19
That's a fire.
02:22:20
Fireball. A fireball.
02:22:24
Fireball. Akio. Bill,
02:22:26
Thank you.
02:22:27
Well, who's got more tennis equipment, me or you?
02:22:31
Well, you're the gear one.
02:22:33
Obviously, you would have more tennis equipment.
02:22:35
Know women's sport, just like soccer.
02:22:39
And they play
02:22:41
you big dummy is your racket
02:22:43
Name is my this is golf.
02:22:47
Speaking of lame sports,
02:22:49
I yelled at several bicyclists driving around Stoney Creek this weekend.
02:22:54
And you'd better see this is my booze keeper.
02:22:57
I pointed at the but there was like a whole family of
02:23:00
there was children and shit in there riding like lollygag
02:23:03
like, oh, we were wobbly, tired on the fucking main road.
02:23:05
And it's like there's a perfectly safe bicycle path right over there.
02:23:10
Cars can drive
02:23:11
one area, the road based bicycles can ride wherever the fuck they want.
02:23:15
So why would you take something?
02:23:16
It'd be like having a shooting range and hey, let me just stand just off
02:23:21
to the side of the shooting range and let me just stand there for fun
02:23:23
because I don't know, guys, I can stand here. Why can't I stand here?
02:23:26
I'm not directly in front of the range, but if I get shot.
02:23:30
Guess who's stuck in the shooting
02:23:34
range over
02:23:35
as a walk?
02:23:39
Oh, sure.
02:23:42
Face draw.
02:23:44
Oh, crap.
02:23:45
Did you guys like the tour of my bath
02:23:48
water ski?
02:23:50
Do you?
02:23:51
There's a water ski. Right, Right. Moves left.
02:23:53
Put my finger in the right place for one legged people.
02:23:56
It's been a couple of years.
02:23:58
Oh, yes, of course.
02:24:00
I know. Just a couple of years.
02:24:03
Oh, when I was like, five.
02:24:05
That's my girl.
02:24:06
You went up and ready?
02:24:09
Yeah, it's one I've never heard of.
02:24:11
Yeah, people have.
02:24:14
That's what you do. It's one slot.
02:24:17
That's what's called the Wakeboard.
02:24:20
That's my redheaded soul.
02:24:22
His girlfriend really wanted to try wakeboarding, but
02:24:26
she's a little too weak.
02:24:27
Oh, you're in the same spot where we started.
02:24:29
I hear you all bringing.
02:24:32
No, no Brazilian.
02:24:35
All right,
02:24:37
go back to the take another using a computer.
02:24:39
When you're doing the tour, the really?
02:24:45
I'd have to charge it up.
02:24:49
It is not a turn on.
02:24:52
I'm looking at, like the the.
02:24:54
No, not turn me on about it.
02:25:00
Not even the.
02:25:01
Are we still broadcasting?
02:25:02
Do you feel, you know,
02:25:05
files or you know, you know certain codes?
02:25:08
I found out when there were no fucking like dancing shit.
02:25:13
If they wear high boots, I don't think they can stick the hind
02:25:17
legs of the goat into their boots so it can't kick them
02:25:21
while they're fucking them from behind.
02:25:24
That's a true story.
02:25:26
But the technique.
02:25:28
What?
02:25:29
I didn't come up with it
02:25:33
rules as far as you do.
02:25:34
Buy in order. One boots. Just.
02:25:37
Yeah, you can buy your way.
02:25:38
No, don't fuck you.
02:25:40
But I've got surfing boots.
02:25:43
She's been shut out.
02:25:45
Osama bin bin Laden.
02:25:47
So we.
02:25:48
You stick their feet in your boots?
02:25:50
Yeah, their back legs and their boots.
02:25:52
That way they can't, like, kick their.
02:25:53
They're like, trapped in your boots and you can just like,
02:25:56
without them, like, you know, get out of it.
02:26:00
The guy, you know, what is that called.
02:26:03
Pull in a draw.
02:26:04
No, that's called fucking a goat.
02:26:11
You're retarded.
02:26:13
No, I mean right.
02:26:14
Special needs.
02:26:16
They're here to make fun of me if I'm special needs.
02:26:19
You came in front of me.
02:26:21
Yeah, I can.
02:26:23
I like a beat up.
02:26:23
We're trying to work here
02:26:27
in New Jersey.
02:26:37
Yeah.
02:26:40
Hey, you
02:26:42
know, like, right?
02:26:45
Yeah.
02:26:45
We got to your bed.
02:26:47
We want to show guys who was there. My flag.
02:26:50
Urine threat.
02:26:51
I do, I do. I do. I do.
02:26:53
I think I've got the balls for. It ready?
02:26:56
Yeah, right. Flashdance.
02:26:58
No backlash, Just hashtags and happenstance
02:27:01
with backpacks and a half full glass with plaid slacks.
02:27:04
He calls pants which no fags can get past and blow fast like Japan.
02:27:08
Get it?
02:27:09
Because Hiroshima, they pass and take a chance.
02:27:12
Like Rex Chapman who actually Rex Chapman got busted for stealing
02:27:16
Rex Chapman's hands That land that man in the damn pan with black man outlandish.
02:27:20
You Democrats can tap dance around this damn class.
02:27:23
But this Mortal Kombat, you guys play more combat.
02:27:25
So yeah, we do with athletes, chaps, backwards and tall grass, the baseball
02:27:29
bats, attacks, attacks until it's red ass like orangutans until you can't stand.
02:27:33
So fair chance even backhand your best friend with a brand.
02:27:36
This mayonnaise and Band-Aid sandwich.
02:27:38
Go eat a baguette fagot.
02:27:40
God damn it.
02:27:40
Before you damage the planet, what you think is flat Mango cramps in
02:27:43
and your fat snitch from the badlands and your bell back into your lamp acid.
02:27:47
Have at it until you can get sand it till you get candy and sake. What?
02:27:50
You can't understand it like Sanskrit or a one man
02:27:53
sing at a hampton
02:27:54
wearing foil hats and glasses, watching Charlie Manson, Asprey and Batman
02:27:57
until his back in his black and like pants. You're from Scranton.
02:28:00
Then give the captain an enhanced lap dance.
02:28:02
Pass.
02:28:03
Enhanced lap dance,
02:28:04
dance, dance for practice, but slap him in advance, like at bike
02:28:08
time traveling or abstract madcap magic, then subtract that like math class.
02:28:13
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
02:28:15
On a Kraft matic bed next to Eric Clapton's bedpan there saying, trapped
02:28:18
in his ass crack and the man's hand is jammed in some lad's back badge.
02:28:22
Well, he's asked Klabin.
02:28:24
I'm done rapping the slide Trance, bitch.
02:28:27
Yeah.
02:28:28
Wow, that's the fire, man.
02:28:31
As much as I could to rap.
02:28:33
Fried, rancid.
02:28:34
It's so hard to detract, not detract, and just kind of sway into
02:28:38
Vlad Duran's backhand and then kind of go to, like, pretty similar but different.
02:28:44
And so I always try to keep the
02:28:46
Yeah, the the flow.
02:28:48
Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's fire. It is fire.
02:28:51
I just try to keep it going.
02:28:53
It doesn't.
02:28:56
That's fantastic.
02:28:57
I enjoyed that.
02:28:59
Holy crap.
02:29:01
Smoking quite a long time actually.
02:29:05
We've got a lot twirling beer.
02:29:07
However
02:29:09
we got a new certainly
02:29:12
that called Go Fuck yourself,
02:29:16
I'll rap, I'll wrap every episode,
02:29:19
I'll write a new rap for every episode of the something you didn't hear.
02:29:22
But I got a dual degree massage in hockey.
02:29:26
I think I'm in the second Nagasaki Nagasaki
02:29:29
regale regale this sort of a dump truck.
02:29:33
Sort of a dump truck.
02:29:37
Oh, then we got to have a we we're going to rehash it.
02:29:41
All right.
02:29:42
I started farting heartily at a retarded garden party.
02:29:45
I said, I'm sorry. They'd hardly pardon me.
02:29:47
Yeah, I.
02:29:48
I have a bone to take with you because in an episode prior
02:29:51
to be chiming in on this shit you had, that those were your lyrics
02:29:56
that Miley wrote that I wrote, Correct.
02:30:00
I was like, You stand by that.
02:30:02
That is. And
02:30:05
okay.
02:30:06
And in what?
02:30:07
In what sense? Is that false?
02:30:10
I started farting at a gardening party. Those are my lyrics.
02:30:12
I wrote that. Those are my raps.
02:30:14
I see in the first ever song that says That's that which is out of my mouth.
02:30:19
That is my voice saying it, not your voice.
02:30:23
A lot of people confuse our voices.
02:30:26
I know that's not God.
02:30:28
I hope not long ago our penises look similar
02:30:32
to those who didn't really good.
02:30:35
Does your scrotum ever seem right down the middle?
02:30:38
You've got my ass to
02:30:41
my scrotum has a seam right down the middle
02:30:43
like I was sewn together.
02:30:48
Oh, no, wait.
02:30:49
This ain't going to work.
02:30:51
No. God damn it. No.
02:30:55
Which one is it?
02:30:56
You retarded garden party.
02:30:58
But I've got your brain or something right here.
02:31:01
That's the problem. He couldn't hear it earlier.
02:31:02
We already played it.
02:31:04
If it's gurgled out, who do you think wrote it?
02:31:07
You'll agree with us in a hearty
02:31:10
welcome in second Nagasaki.
02:31:13
Who wrote that you did that?
02:31:15
I did. Party in a garden party.
02:31:18
Simultaneous, right? Well, sexuality is a song.
02:31:21
Okay.
02:31:21
Which is actually technically our second.
02:31:24
We're going to
02:31:25
we're going to get to the bottom of this this dispute flat rates 50 countries.
02:31:30
We've got controversies remastered.
02:31:32
It has to be
02:31:34
okay.
02:31:35
Controversy, controversy. I like that.
02:31:38
It's a print song to contrast.
02:31:41
Oh, can we get the rights that your tennis record says Prince, doesn't it?
02:31:46
It does.
02:31:47
Prince.
02:31:48
Oh, yeah.
02:31:49
And will squirm you when you're looking right at it.
02:31:53
This will be right there. Prince Fetish.
02:31:56
Yes. The purple one man.
02:32:01
And yeah, it doesn't bother me.
02:32:03
It's like this idea that just came out in a serious sexuality
02:32:08
statement and was entertained from genius.
02:32:12
What was that?
02:32:13
What was the line again?
02:32:15
Started farting heartily at a retarded garden party and
02:32:21
you guys, you know, I think it's something
02:32:26
that was me
02:32:28
for my penis, if you let us
02:32:32
know. This is a good example.
02:32:34
So fingers and some of that coming up.
02:32:38
Some of the stuff I wrote.
02:32:39
You performed Candy, dance and candy.
02:32:44
Yeah, that me.
02:32:46
So granted,
02:32:49
that was me playing to manage
02:32:51
just all that was all me
02:32:56
Shut up
02:32:58
Now was high
02:33:02
class, you guys to your meditation.
02:33:04
Well, you got in it like, what's the rhyme?
02:33:08
We started farting heartily at her retarded garden party.
02:33:12
I know, because it's my lyrics.
02:33:15
Me, mine.
02:33:17
That's the wrong song. It's a different time.
02:33:20
Okay?
02:33:20
To play the right to
02:33:24
control thing.
02:33:26
I know the beat.
02:33:27
I just don't know.
02:33:32
Shit isn't
02:33:32
one of the ones that I remaster.
02:33:39
Pledge Rants Extended Cut
02:33:44
Prince Controversy.
02:33:46
Controversy Pronouns Right.
02:33:48
Fagot
02:33:52
So you're not controversial enough?
02:33:56
The controversial
02:34:00
sort of hiding in a governing party without you said I'm sorry.
02:34:04
I think it's really important
02:34:10
when we play
02:34:13
in this.
02:34:19
Who's this Fagots playing?
02:34:25
They get to exit
02:34:34
the AP
02:34:36
in saying that Donald Trump ruined
02:34:44
what?
02:34:47
It's a pretty
02:34:48
deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep
02:34:52
love.
02:34:52
Some pretty gay shit to the to the standards.
02:34:55
He was ahead of his time. Yep.
02:34:58
The last time my flawless forge had this many cigaret butts.
02:35:04
What is it called for?
02:35:06
Billboard was Thank you for this.
02:35:10
Gorgeous. Gorgeous.
02:35:12
Of course.
02:35:14
Okay.
02:35:14
This splurges.
02:35:17
Last time I had this many cigaret butts sitting on the floor.
02:35:20
Judges
02:35:22
Ryan brother was here
02:35:24
because he never throws them in the firepit where they go, That's kind of gay.
02:35:29
Yeah.
02:35:29
You guys doing
02:35:31
the stuff just for the gorgeousness
02:35:35
George said.
02:35:39
I thank
02:35:41
God you know we we've lost Brady
02:35:46
Well he's right there he puts the microwave
02:35:52
we're we've got
02:35:52
somebody old inside jokes that it's just like
02:35:58
the amount of people watching
02:35:59
just keeps going up and up and up So just keep on going.
02:36:02
There's a controversy.
02:36:05
The best
02:36:08
if you just got here.
02:36:09
Welcome to the show.
02:36:11
Yeah, no kidding.
02:36:13
There is a draw and the retard and then Brady,
02:36:19
who's like a super junior.
02:36:20
Oh, did Brady just get here?
02:36:23
Holy crap.
02:36:24
You know, Brady was here now just sitting back
02:36:27
all the time is.
02:36:32
I have no idea what time it is.
02:36:35
Yeah, he's the only one who knows the time.
02:36:39
And like
02:36:41
anyone with any would be in bed by now.
02:36:44
So it's not do.
02:36:46
So we're doing a barn tour, right?
02:36:48
It is a barn tour.
02:36:49
It sucked the best part was the thought that your shitty Jason machete
02:36:55
that anyone could laugh at if Jason came in with a knife.
02:36:59
Most of the other six of us.
02:37:03
I've got Mickey Mouse hands in.
02:37:04
This does not count as someone else.
02:37:09
These are my nose here.
02:37:12
No, the tweezers.
02:37:13
Your sword with
02:37:16
the. Yes.
02:37:17
Okay.
02:37:18
But my belt, my bench grinder.
02:37:21
Oh, my God.
02:37:22
Oh, cute.
02:37:24
Where's your best grader?
02:37:25
It's almost like a real man.
02:37:27
I keep my my nuts in here.
02:37:29
Those are dangerous as fuck to see, you know?
02:37:31
So be careful of any rotary, any dangers of
02:37:38
those, like, brand new wheels or what?
02:37:40
Because, like, I don't usually brag about my.
02:37:42
I don't know what those are since you asked.
02:37:45
Those are things I look like this is battery
02:37:49
vibrating Cockatoo.
02:37:52
This is my angel grinder.
02:37:54
This is my back up.
02:37:56
Very good.
02:37:57
You roping.
02:37:58
I've got a bunch of shit to work around. My
02:38:02
son's boring.
02:38:03
No, no, because my computers out here more desert,
02:38:07
actually. Oh.
02:38:09
Oh, yeah. Football.
02:38:12
Yeah. That a football? Yeah. Okay. Okay.
02:38:14
So there's
02:38:18
great
02:38:21
for this football.
02:38:23
Anything.
02:38:24
This will be seen this football before.
02:38:27
Oh. Is worried about this football.
02:38:29
Oh My God, how crazy.
02:38:30
What's in there.
02:38:31
Oh, shit. It's a secret football.
02:38:33
It's not a real football.
02:38:34
It is. It holds a dildo.
02:38:37
Oh, football.
02:38:38
Thought that's where it's more flammable.
02:38:41
It's where he collects his semen.
02:38:44
Oh, great song. Oh.
02:38:47
Oh. So you told you the creek.
02:38:49
Oh, yeah.
02:38:50
So you.
02:38:51
Oh, he just.
02:38:51
He's washed Italian semen.
02:38:55
It's in there, motherfucker.
02:38:57
What is it? This is whiskey.
02:38:59
What kind of whiskey?
02:39:01
Semen. Without me, he was.
02:39:02
It's a it's, it's a it's a blend of, like, four different whiskeys.
02:39:06
Well, we've.
02:39:06
We're doing whiskey.
02:39:07
I actually researched.
02:39:10
All right.
02:39:12
Oh, crap.
02:39:13
What happened to
02:39:17
it, huh?
02:39:22
I'm. I'm too far.
02:39:24
I've heard John Bachman
02:39:27
speaking to the chamber.
02:39:34
What's that?
02:39:35
And then it's
02:39:37
Devil's River.
02:39:40
You got to keep it up there for a.
02:39:41
Oh, crap.
02:39:44
Oh, I do.
02:39:46
You look like a ghost.
02:39:50
Yeah, this is pretty good.
02:39:51
She had to do that.
02:39:52
The Devil's River do that.
02:39:53
Seven star recommended this to me.
02:39:56
It's a burnt sugar. Was the one.
02:39:58
Was the one here. Pretty fucking good.
02:40:00
Another guy who moving in here that didn't work anymore.
02:40:03
So old. Funny story, right? It's bullshit.
02:40:06
Funny story.
02:40:07
I went up there to get some beer,
02:40:10
as I do sometimes.
02:40:12
And as I walk in, there's a dude who's, like, already arguing with the younger
02:40:17
the sons of the older dudes at work that owned the place.
02:40:21
I haven't seen this dude in quite a long time.
02:40:23
I don't know if he's passed away or are you just kind of
02:40:27
taking the backseat?
02:40:30
But it's the same two younger dudes
02:40:31
occasionally, the other older dude, but.
02:40:36
And then that one
02:40:38
dude right there recommend recommend to me that this burnt sugar but
02:40:42
so there's all I walk in and there's this just bread looking motherfucker
02:40:47
just yelling at the people that work there and just swearing at them and shit.
02:40:51
And they're like, Get out, get out, out, get the fuck out of here.
02:40:55
And he's like, talking about like, Oh, my dad, my dad's
02:40:59
the details of what, Some county somewhere.
02:41:03
And then like, I try to stay out of it first, but, you know, I mean,
02:41:10
I, I can't stay out of it for too long.
02:41:13
And so, like, I'm just like, dude, I'm like, just go.
02:41:17
And he's like, Oh, who are you?
02:41:18
And I'm like, Dude, I'm like, I'm fucking nobody.
02:41:20
I'm like, just like, they want you to leave.
02:41:22
Just just fucking go. Like, you're not like you're not.
02:41:25
And so he starts screaming at the people still,
02:41:28
and he's like, is almost wanting to fight them.
02:41:31
But then he mentions like, you know, all of,
02:41:33
you know, this dude, like, I'd be scared to fight him, but not losing, you know?
02:41:37
But I'm like, Dude, I'm like, Who are you trying to prove what to?
02:41:41
So we slowly coax him to the door area and he just kept like talking and talk,
02:41:47
and he was just this dumb, long haired fuck.
02:41:50
And they, they had called the police because he they wouldn't leave a store.
02:41:54
And once we got by the door and we were away from any, like, bottles and shit,
02:41:59
I just fucking grabbed him and threw him out the fucking door
02:42:02
and he tried to like push me out a little bit of like a rash
02:42:06
because he tried to grab my shirt and shit.
02:42:07
I got a little bit of a mark.
02:42:10
I ended up getting
02:42:13
well, they ended up hooking me up with stuff
02:42:15
which legally they can't do that.
02:42:18
So they didn't.
02:42:18
That.
02:42:22
But you know, the interesting story because
02:42:26
they do turn me on to this but
02:42:31
look, Gary's looking for Bigfoot.
02:42:32
And what is he doing? You going? You go to the graveyard.
02:42:35
Go to the graveyard.
02:42:36
I'm. I'm walking the graveyard.
02:42:39
Oh, I I went the wrong way for the graveyard.
02:42:42
Gary, go to the graveyard.
02:42:43
Turn your phone around and put your light on and shut it on some graves.
02:42:47
It's good to talk to some dead people.
02:42:49
Crypto in crypto, It's crypto.
02:42:55
I have to go.
02:42:56
I'm. I'm often short of whiskey
02:43:00
for the crypto. It's
02:43:03
gonna fill up my balloon because I want some more.
02:43:06
What was that?
02:43:07
What was that behind you?
02:43:09
Behind who? Gary? Oh, shit, dude.
02:43:11
Oh, that's full moon.
02:43:13
No, that.
02:43:15
This is the full moon.
02:43:16
There is a lake back there.
02:43:18
What to do? No, that's the full moon.
02:43:20
No, I was in front of that.
02:43:21
It went by and then it went by again.
02:43:30
I don't see it, but I still hear.
02:43:49
I use the flashlight.
02:43:51
You're breathing heavy.
02:43:52
I think it's just the Blair Witch Project.
02:44:03
Thank you, big dummy.
02:44:09
It'll be doing
02:44:16
so well.
02:44:16
Say when I'm on the road, I.
02:44:19
I have thought about potentially like
02:44:23
I'm in a weird area sometimes.
02:44:25
Potentially doing, like, some
02:44:28
live shot from some weird
02:44:31
spot.
02:44:34
I was right near that Mitchell, Pennsylvania,
02:44:36
and I was going to stop there, but I had a job that I had to tie
02:44:39
on to in Ohio, and so I had to take that.
02:44:43
I just had to be a certain area at a certain time,
02:44:45
and I didn't have enough time to stop in Pittsburgh
02:44:47
and go see where that that blown up house wreckage was.
02:44:50
But they did say that that was a potential gas leak.
02:44:54
But the weird thing is, is this is the third time if there was a gas
02:44:58
leak, this is the third time in 15 years that a gas leak has blown up
02:45:02
house in that similar area, which is pretty high odds, to be honest.
02:45:08
15 years is a long time, but three in one in one area.
02:45:11
Like how often. Does that happen?
02:45:12
Period in one area, you know, you think it'd be further spread apart,
02:45:17
but it sounds like somebody you don't know whether there are
02:45:20
fucking gas lines in the Pittsburgh area.
02:45:25
Your fault.
02:45:26
So who's that?
02:45:27
Samuel died when?
02:45:30
1892, though.
02:45:32
When he was born or when he died? Died? 1892.
02:45:34
That is an old motherfucker I like.
02:45:37
So it's 73.
02:45:39
That is some creepy shit, bro.
02:45:42
If that's even creepier,
02:45:47
there's more, dude,
02:45:52
that is a fucking double invented dude.
02:45:54
1882 is when that motherfucker died.
02:45:57
So how long do they let Graves sit there before they just, like,
02:46:00
you know, toss somewhere else and put somebody else there?
02:46:03
They can't keep everyone everywhere, right?
02:46:06
Yeah, They have
02:46:08
a space at some point, right?
02:46:12
I mean, seriously, though, right?
02:46:16
You can't bury everybody.
02:46:18
You may not know after how many years do you go,
02:46:22
Okay, we're just going to dig this person up and resell the grave like
02:46:26
because after a certain time, all their family members are long gone.
02:46:29
Like, who's going to know?
02:46:33
Oh, okay.
02:46:35
The spirits are you creeped out it all
02:46:38
being out there, a big man,
02:46:42
I don't care.
02:46:43
So here's your software.
02:46:45
It turns big flood.
02:46:48
If the phone went dead.
02:46:51
I know, right?
02:46:52
It is weird how that works when you're just.
02:46:54
When you can't see me where you're.
02:46:56
I can see you do of just.
02:46:59
You don't know.
02:47:00
Even if you're silence, you don't know what the hell is in front of you.
02:47:04
I see that shit
02:47:05
all the time in my quote up north, which Brady doesn't consider up north,
02:47:12
but go back.
02:47:16
There's a car coming home now.
02:47:18
Our cat is up north.
02:47:20
What, are you running away or are they coming to get you the police?
02:47:24
No, but. Oh, my God.
02:47:25
I've got to fire 5% battery power.
02:47:30
I don't know.
02:47:33
I just like cheers.
02:47:34
That is a
02:47:42
going back
02:47:42
to the forties, forties and of course,
02:47:46
big red and blue.
02:47:47
And then Gary just disappeared.
02:47:49
But maybe there's another term they
02:47:58
get to in mid
02:48:02
thirties.
02:48:04
We would have gotten more.
02:48:06
We would have got more of you if you didn't.
02:48:08
Maybe it's not really you that made it.
02:48:10
It was I had if I had not survived
02:48:14
the fucking doppelganger.
02:48:16
You're, you're old Shep. Yeah, whatever.
02:48:19
Doppelganger 3%
02:48:23
double pledge.
02:48:24
You are now a spirit. I think I have to flip this
02:48:29
bird.
02:48:29
Where do you flip it now?
02:48:30
You click on it.
02:48:35
Do you know you're going to pull your phone?
02:48:43
So what's this?
02:48:45
The brake pad 1892 is the oldest, oldest thing you seen out there?
02:48:50
What are 1800s?
02:48:55
A lot of 1800s.
02:48:57
Really?
02:49:00
Yeah.
02:49:00
Is is is the graveyard like adjacent to any kind of church or
02:49:05
just kind of sitting by itself?
02:49:08
I would probably know if I've ever been there, but I never go
02:49:10
there.
02:49:14
And Inmate Hammer,
02:49:16
you handmade the hair in the floorboard with Ford
02:49:21
handmade hammer the floorboards for doing that.
02:49:24
Was you cutting out 3%?
02:49:28
Sorry.
02:49:31
No but I want me to you wrote in the journal
02:49:36
ruining the party.
02:49:37
Yes, I did it right.
02:49:38
There you go.
02:49:41
I do. Same
02:49:47
there.
02:49:48
Oh, no.
02:49:49
It's going to die, though.
02:49:51
Oh, it turns out that's a bit
02:49:54
is getting out of the storage.
02:49:58
It's weird.
02:49:59
Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm kind of for the barn, man.
02:50:03
You got to look at this thing.
02:50:04
Look at it goes on forever.
02:50:06
What would, 1% and charging.
02:50:10
But I don't think I'm charging as fast as I'm expecting it.
02:50:13
Well, no, it's going to die, isn't it?
02:50:16
When you're putting it's charging.
02:50:18
They don't know where it is.
02:50:19
The when will it happen, Will you die or will you, will you continue to live on?
02:50:23
Who knows it?
02:50:24
Come on, get up to two.
02:50:25
It's a 1%.
02:50:27
When is your party?
02:50:29
Oh, I've got one this Sunday.
02:50:33
And then a month from now.
02:50:35
Interesting.
02:50:36
It was a revolver.
02:50:36
The other is that open?
02:50:37
Everyone is watching.
02:50:40
Everyone.
02:50:40
I just told both of you guys.
02:50:45
Did you?
02:50:46
You told her it wasn't invited either or You're going up north.
02:50:50
Oh, shit. Yeah, I forgot about this.
02:50:52
Oh, it's not.
02:50:53
Yeah, that's not up north as ready.
02:50:56
Okay, then come to my 50th birthday party and both of you are invited.
02:51:00
I've still got to normal. I'm still going to come with it.
02:51:03
So I'm going to East Lantern up north.
02:51:07
Well, no, no, it's out west.
02:51:10
It is out west. Get here.
02:51:11
You to come to his 70th birthday very soon because I know he'll be there.
02:51:15
I'm not going to be There will be going.
02:51:17
But I won't be coming. I won't be going. But I.
02:51:24
I can masturbate to the sound of me masturbating.
02:51:26
I can masturbate to investigate me masturbate.
02:51:30
What's the agenda? Wow.
02:51:31
I repeat
02:51:34
that draw breath.
02:51:35
Actually, at some point in comedian's history
02:51:39
it is still showing 1%.
02:51:42
Okay, well, it's maintaining one. So you're good.
02:51:44
Is that sustainable?
02:51:46
I watch 010
02:51:50
1% about now.
02:51:52
This is like a birthday, you know, the cake even.
02:51:57
But it's got cobwebs.
02:51:59
Let's get actual cobwebs to it.
02:52:03
Look at the cover.
02:52:04
What's it from?
02:52:05
It's from the.
02:52:08
The windows, the windowsill.
02:52:10
Okay.
02:52:10
Hey, did you make it $25 for it?
02:52:14
Oh, fuck. Yeah. No, you know what you need to do?
02:52:16
We need to bring Gary alive to ask is
02:52:19
Gary will eat frogs will eat bees, I'll eat anything.
02:52:22
You think
02:52:24
we need to
02:52:25
break through there, Gary, to the podcast because.
02:52:28
Gary Oh, you know what?
02:52:31
Fear Factor is actually valid.
02:52:33
The Gary could do quite well.
02:52:36
The fear factor still exists.
02:52:37
The fladge factor,
02:52:40
but that fear factor will have stirred
02:52:46
a bit.
02:52:48
I can't believe it's still sustaining 1%.
02:52:51
Amazing.
02:52:53
I can't believe
02:52:55
you haven't tried pulling out.
02:53:01
I can't believe how much I did.
02:53:03
Great.
02:53:04
And here you go. Five of your.
02:53:07
All right, Just the same. I'm.
02:53:08
I'm fighting the football.
02:53:09
I'm going to walk away from the camera directly. Don't do it.
02:53:12
No, no, You don't know that.
02:53:14
I know.
02:53:15
I'm quite sure.
02:53:15
I have no way of trying to find a football.
02:53:18
The guy is trying to find football.
02:53:21
I don't know.
02:53:21
Not find his ball ball.
02:53:24
I got it. Well.
02:53:27
Oh, okay.
02:53:28
Here we go. Just
02:53:31
let me to get as close as I can.
02:53:33
Wasn't this.
02:53:37
Oh, you just already did it.
02:53:40
Oh, I'll drink with you.
02:53:41
I was waiting.
02:53:43
Oh, wait, I've got a shot glass.
02:53:46
Oh, I deserve it.
02:53:49
You're good for that.
02:53:51
Yeah, but you can get your cigarets.
02:53:54
All right.
02:53:56
That's more than shot. God.
02:53:57
So number one,
02:54:01
there is more to the shot.
02:54:03
Which you're all going to die.
02:54:04
I'm taking water.
02:54:06
Well, except superstition.
02:54:08
No, it's bad luck. The cheers, the water
02:54:11
with the superstition was the last episode, dipshit.
02:54:14
Okay, crap wait.
02:54:17
We'll tell you what was in it.
02:54:18
We get our 100th follower.
02:54:21
I'll do a forge demonstration right here.
02:54:24
He's going to either be alive, I will either be.
02:54:28
We'll get one. I'll just do that for fun.
02:54:30
Hey, the Pledge promo had 670 views on TikTok.
02:54:34
Really?
02:54:35
Tik Tok.
02:54:38
I think Tik Tok only
02:54:39
advertised to bring people over to here.
02:54:42
Okay, I've got to.
02:54:45
You have to bleep stuff out.
02:54:46
Sometimes on those platforms, you have to be exercise theory.
02:54:49
Put it up.
02:54:50
There are some weird motherfuckers on that TikTok shit,
02:54:53
although I'm fucking on Tourette's was like weird Tourette's people.
02:54:56
There's so my my girlfriend writes videos.
02:54:59
My girlfriend has my girlfriend was adopted, my girlfriend was adopted.
02:55:03
And she will get in arguments with people who are like they like
02:55:07
the claim that adoption people are all traumatized.
02:55:10
And she's like, No, I'm not traumatized.
02:55:12
They're like, No, no, you are. You are. You just don't know it.
02:55:15
And she's got an argument with them.
02:55:16
And I'm like, better off because like, she was actually adopted.
02:55:20
But yeah, some people have money and shit, you know, shout out to the payments.
02:55:25
Yeah.
02:55:26
Oh, hell yeah. They took me in
02:55:29
and look at me now.
02:55:30
You don't hear.
02:55:34
No, but it's just weird that you can find these weird.
02:55:37
I, I couldn't afford this on my face.
02:55:40
It gets me.
02:55:41
There's the Tourette's people. There's like, people that.
02:55:43
Like Tourette's in the TikTok realm.
02:55:46
Like, had a weird popularity where
02:55:49
we're having, like, Tourette's obsessions, and they were almost fake.
02:55:52
And Rise.
02:55:53
The videos were getting popular, and like, there was people that were saying,
02:55:57
like, like, oh, yeah, my sister, for a very short period of time,
02:56:01
like, had this address.
02:56:02
And then like, all of a sudden she kind of got over it
02:56:05
better. It's this weird trend.
02:56:07
And that's I mean, not to go back to your back now, but
02:56:12
go to the big deal in the trans conversation.
02:56:15
And it's just it's right there.
02:56:17
TS It's it's I mean, I always wondered how
02:56:23
there was a community that got together
02:56:27
and went like, hey, you know, these people that believe that Moses
02:56:34
was like somebody that was important and they got like kind of big.
02:56:38
There was no historical Moses
02:56:41
I'm just saying like a just to be clear, there was no man.
02:56:46
There was there was enough people that somehow got convinced of like,
02:56:50
you know, these weird big nose kind of rich people
02:56:54
that hoard their money to themselves and believe in a somewhat
02:57:00
Christian.
02:57:01
I'm talking about the Jews.
02:57:02
Okay,
02:57:05
the 12 tribes.
02:57:06
But there was enough people that
02:57:11
let's take all these people.
02:57:14
We don't like them.
02:57:15
What's gather them all up and let's gas them to death
02:57:19
and burn them and keep captive like you had to convince all society
02:57:24
that that is something that is like, Yeah, well, it's like, wait a minute.
02:57:29
Yeah, right. In.
02:57:30
How do you then they do that to the Canaanites.
02:57:34
I'm just saying, how do you convince a mass amount of people?
02:57:37
How does Hitler. That's basically what my stance is.
02:57:40
How does Hitler go from
02:57:41
who the fuck he is from a child to like convincing a bunch of people?
02:57:45
Yeah, you know, the whole segment of people.
02:57:47
Let's just gather them all up and gas them to death.
02:57:50
It was like, That's why I said I should be like, Why not?
02:57:54
Like, why not argue? What was his argument?
02:57:57
What are they?
02:57:57
The Aryan race and murder of them all?
02:58:00
Like, what
02:58:02
is this, the pre room on board?
02:58:03
They were just like, Yeah, all right. Yeah.
02:58:06
Okay.
02:58:07
Yeah. Fuck it.
02:58:09
It's more fun to be a follower in a cult.
02:58:12
That's what I'm saying.
02:58:13
Like with with the internet nowadays, it's very scary because that's, I think, why
02:58:17
there is more mass shootings and things like that.
02:58:20
Because you used to be in a scenario where
02:58:23
you had a friend who who had who was kind of weird.
02:58:26
And when he came up with something weird, like he would everyone
02:58:29
would kind of check him and be like, Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
02:58:33
Nowadays?
02:58:33
You can just go online and find like minded people
02:58:36
and you can feel each other up and go
02:58:38
like, Yeah, that's like, that's fucking sweet.
02:58:40
Let's let's go fuck children or fuck animals
02:58:44
back to the zoo.
02:58:46
Why do we go there?
02:58:48
Well, because came back to the original category.
02:58:52
Are there cryptos?
02:58:52
Juveniles?
02:58:54
Cryptos?
02:58:54
You know, I can't even think of that.
02:58:56
Oh, we've created a new category.
02:59:00
I get it. Yeah, great.
02:59:03
But if I want to. Do I.
02:59:06
You do?
02:59:06
Technically, I.
02:59:08
Technically, he really loves Bigfoot.
02:59:12
I'm attracted to Captain Crunch.
02:59:14
That's the furry community.
02:59:16
And those are some weird motherfuckers.
02:59:18
The captain, the furries that are, like,
02:59:22
dressing up like actual anime animals, and then they fuck each other.
02:59:25
Right?
02:59:27
That's a weird shit, right?
02:59:30
For you.
02:59:30
One crusade and all the know
02:59:35
we have no
02:59:40
volcano.
02:59:41
My chart are
02:59:43
expensive, but a beautiful device doesn't smell
02:59:48
like smoke in my apartment.
02:59:50
Maybe I'll get the thing, but my cousin's on the place of the fucking matter here.
02:59:55
Think
02:59:57
what I'm doing
02:59:59
at the event, Devon.
03:00:00
So the original of again, crypto, you
03:00:04
know, Fermi Paradox.
03:00:06
The Fermi paradox.
03:00:09
Ah, You know how I love my paradoxes.
03:00:12
I, I have one that I got flipped over later this year.
03:00:17
I got to do it.
03:00:19
So there's the frog
03:00:22
to the frog number.
03:00:24
We with my mom shit
03:00:27
and my mom,
03:00:31
my mom's hot
03:00:33
is going to go over there to show your vibe now.
03:00:37
Right? Right.
03:00:38
You know, I believe
03:00:44
this is
03:00:45
this is my dog right now.
03:00:49
Because of either a third or 2%, a sideways wave
03:00:54
that came in or we're not quite sure because there was an earthquake in Canada
03:01:00
and supposedly were on a similar time.
03:01:05
Let me maneuver
03:01:14
that the fuck was due
03:01:18
to us.
03:01:20
Digger, voodoo, whatever instrument.
03:01:22
Oh, careful, that's racist. See?
03:01:25
Jacob? Jacob?
03:01:26
Oh, yeah. No.
03:01:28
So somebody got banned from the news.
03:01:30
Dude, dude, you got.
03:01:32
Somebody got fired from the news about doing the same mistake you just did.
03:01:36
What is it, really?
03:01:37
100%? Yeah. You know that it happened.
03:01:40
There was person who.
03:01:41
It was hiring me.
03:01:43
No, no, no, no.
03:01:45
I'm looking it up.
03:01:47
All right.
03:01:49
Oh, I sent you that thing with Amir Jacobson where the dude said
03:01:52
the shit about
03:01:55
the teacher that got
03:02:00
the transgender teacher.
03:02:01
Did you read the.
03:02:03
That's what I meant.
03:02:05
Now I've got a didgeridoo
03:02:10
that was introduced,
03:02:13
so I've got it
03:02:15
means to, you know,
03:02:18
we don't want to hear
03:02:24
who we don't want to hear somebody else.
03:02:30
Oh, that's hard to take.
03:02:33
Would you do it
03:02:35
This dick.
03:02:40
The the dick.
03:02:42
What?
03:02:43
Yeah, that's exactly what it sounded like.
03:02:51
He had a fancy glass
03:02:55
hoop, but
03:03:05
nailed it that big of a deal.
03:03:07
But the one.
03:03:07
The reporter, This is a terrible.
03:03:10
I'm not to present that
03:03:11
because it's like a recording from a TV and it comes across like shit.
03:03:15
But the ladies Like the ladies like it was
03:03:20
I know
03:03:21
somebody were performing in the news and he's like, yeah,
03:03:24
it was it was not that bad, but there was too much like jiggling
03:03:27
going around like, oh, that weird, like, oh, and like, apparently what
03:03:31
she can't see there.
03:03:33
But she didn't know what it meant,
03:03:35
but she still got canceled over it, which is unfortunate because
03:03:39
I am for ignorance as long as you're willing to admit it.
03:03:43
If you're not willing to admit ignorance, then that's cool. So.
03:03:47
So I used to be way more
03:03:50
of yo when I was younger,
03:03:52
I yelled at people who had brought too many items in the U.S.
03:03:56
scan line and just berated them in line like,
03:03:59
yeah, in front of their children.
03:04:02
And then pointed at how the fact that the people who have been in line,
03:04:07
in the regular line have been superseded where she could have been.
03:04:13
So she could have just she's holding the
03:04:15
whatever,
03:04:19
like totally lost my point.
03:04:21
Son of a bitch.
03:04:24
It's actually my biggest
03:04:26
problem is ten items or less is wrong.
03:04:30
Ten items there are fewer is correct. Right.
03:04:33
So The people Pardon him.
03:04:36
Four years, lady.
03:04:37
I was just yell out of the building and
03:04:40
tell them what took
03:04:41
one time I did a shopping cart in front of someone's vehicle
03:04:46
and so nice backing up and so I grabbed a shopping cart
03:04:49
and I put it in the back of their vehicle.
03:04:50
And so they had to like go to the vehicle.
03:04:54
They were parked in the foyer and whatever.
03:04:56
So there was a vehicle that was running in the fire lane
03:04:59
at Kroger
03:05:02
19 and Canal or Shaner
03:05:04
and Canal, very familiar with their work.
03:05:07
I don't go there anymore, but
03:05:09
you're not allowed there anymore.
03:05:11
If your picture is on the wall.
03:05:13
No, I just I'm more local to another Kroger
03:05:16
great staff because there was a lot of people that work there.
03:05:19
Oh, you know, for my Kroger 26 and VanDyke, that's a great Kroger.
03:05:24
It's a giant measure. Kroger. Sorry.
03:05:27
No, it sucks because they got those dual aisles everywhere and so they're this
03:05:31
the separated aisle that's got the dual aisles
03:05:34
like that My or the same where does 26
03:05:37
if we send all of our followers there they get 12 extra customers
03:05:41
so there is there's a handful they got caught for inciting a riot
03:05:45
last time somebody did that there was little showed up.
03:05:49
Really no way.
03:05:51
Yeah, it was Washington, D.C.
03:05:53
that was Donald Trump.
03:05:54
That was New York City, some huge, big, you know, big dummy.
03:06:00
So the car was parked in the fire lane running and there was nobody around.
03:06:04
And I'm kind of like walking up to it.
03:06:05
I noticed that if you drive it away, I was letting you drive it away.
03:06:10
I was about 10 seconds away from
03:06:14
This is my idea.
03:06:15
Grand Theft Auto.
03:06:16
No, I was going to go up to and take the keys out of the ignition
03:06:18
and just chuck them on the roof of the building.
03:06:21
I was home.
03:06:22
I was about to do it.
03:06:24
Dude comes out here and he goes right to the vehicle.
03:06:28
I already spit on the hood.
03:06:29
I already spit on the hood at this point.
03:06:31
Okay.
03:06:32
Good job.
03:06:35
Bill.
03:06:35
Do you feel like you're making the world a better place?
03:06:38
Yes, because dude comes out. No, I love this guy.
03:06:40
I love this guy. I respect him.
03:06:42
So he comes out and I'm
03:06:45
and I'm like a big fan finally.
03:06:47
And he goes,
03:06:49
Yeah, I know.
03:06:50
And I'm like, well, I'm like, that's kind of like bullshit.
03:06:52
He goes, Yeah, well I'm an asshole.
03:06:55
And I was like, Oh, I'll buy that excuse.
03:06:59
Yeah, I expect that.
03:07:00
I'm like, I accept that as an answer.
03:07:03
Yes, you're right.
03:07:04
I'm like, As long as you're willing to admit
03:07:06
I told you, as long as you're willing to in.
03:07:07
I'm like, it's not a get out of jail free card, but it is.
03:07:11
I don't know. Profanely, You admit it
03:07:14
or you just go.
03:07:16
Yes, that's an excuse.
03:07:18
That's a reason.
03:07:20
And so.
03:07:20
So I just go.
03:07:21
I just go.
03:07:21
Well, enjoy the loogie on your hood.
03:07:24
And he goes, Yeah, that's fine.
03:07:26
I'll just go get a carwash.
03:07:28
And I'm like, Yeah, fair enough.
03:07:31
And I walk right back into the store and I was like, All right, perfect.
03:07:34
That was that was a really strange story.
03:07:37
I've told that story so many times.
03:07:40
I love that guy.
03:07:42
Yeah, love. He's the best.
03:07:44
He was honest.
03:07:45
I still love him.
03:07:48
What? I thought you were a racist.
03:07:49
No, I didn't see wearing one of my favorite basketball players of all time.
03:07:53
It's Jersey. I have two of these.
03:07:55
My. I go do
03:07:58
I only own one white basketball player, Redd Foxx.
03:08:02
And he was a European. He's red. No,
03:08:05
I'm not red.
03:08:08
I'm listening to sometimes
03:08:10
Derek
03:08:12
okay let's move to the podcast about crypto. It's
03:08:16
no, let's see if the football
03:08:19
is one of the great rap.
03:08:23
Awesome.
03:08:25
Rich with what you just did.
03:08:29
Really? Yeah.
03:08:30
They're wrong.
03:08:31
I don't remember it was it on
03:08:34
is great.
03:08:35
I remember it was it.
03:08:37
Oh do another one off me.
03:08:39
Was it beat off? All right, go.
03:08:42
Okay. Okay.
03:08:43
Here we go.
03:08:44
Door Knock ideas in case something else
03:08:48
might.
03:08:49
My phone's up to 4% now.
03:08:51
You're going
03:08:54
to have to see what you
03:08:57
can gather here.
03:08:58
What?
03:09:00
See, we know what I mean.
03:09:03
And we're coming.
03:09:06
You're going to stand on my tiptoes.
03:09:08
I know you do like the fourth tour of your domicile, All right.
03:09:14
Oh, no, I can't. I'm not 4%.
03:09:17
So what?
03:09:17
I'm sorry, but you want be cut with your shitty Jason machete.
03:09:21
You're embarrassed.
03:09:23
It's your.
03:09:25
It's your only metal thing you've created from the.
03:09:29
No, no, no.
03:09:30
I made another knife, and my second knife I gave away.
03:09:34
Well, who'd you give it to?
03:09:36
A coworker.
03:09:37
The only coworker to ask about my
03:09:40
like my craft.
03:09:43
He said.
03:09:44
How's it going with your forging?
03:09:46
I said I'll show you.
03:09:48
And I brought him a 17 inch camp knife and presented it to him with his initials
03:09:52
engraved on it that I did myself by carving it into the wood.
03:09:57
Interesting.
03:09:58
So, I mean,
03:10:01
I must be just getting a fucking badass, like, sword.
03:10:05
Like sword, right?
03:10:07
Because I have since the beginning.
03:10:09
Yeah, I know, I know.
03:10:11
I know.
03:10:11
You just ask before I even what you were doing with it.
03:10:14
I was asking.
03:10:15
Tell you what, Brady's been to my place.
03:10:18
You show up, I'll give you something.
03:10:20
Being someone who has been being classically educated in the metallurgy
03:10:26
field, I've got a few of your books right fucking there.
03:10:30
Metallurgy.
03:10:31
It's. Well, either my fellow.
03:10:34
Another one. You.
03:10:36
The metallurgy is.
03:10:38
It was the weather. What happened? You.
03:10:40
My dad was a metal.
03:10:42
Oh, your dad.
03:10:42
Yeah, I know. It's a quite a complex.
03:10:45
I only I barely know anything about it.
03:10:47
He basically went around and took temperatures.
03:10:50
That's pretty much it.
03:10:51
No, that's. That's not bad work. I know.
03:10:54
I've always been curious about the people that just do like
03:10:58
x ray weld testing and shit.
03:11:00
They just kind of go around and just.
03:11:02
I don't think it pays that.
03:11:04
The world testing.
03:11:05
But if you actually have a
03:11:08
you're just using a device and then reading the device.
03:11:12
But if you have like knowledge in the science of it,
03:11:14
there is like it's in most
03:11:17
of them are more modern people that I've seen with the, the dumb device
03:11:24
not cheating on your dad.
03:11:29
Yeah he was a pretty dumb device.
03:11:37
Well, I started like, sort of going about
03:11:38
your whole generation had a purpose and it wasn't that smart.
03:11:45
They did everything that had to be done.
03:11:46
You know, where
03:11:49
you got to go to football.
03:11:53
Cheers. So I got
03:11:55
chuckling. All right, all right.
03:11:57
I'll drink your number.
03:11:59
So I.
03:12:00
Yeah,
03:12:04
Delicious.
03:12:06
Blind. If
03:12:10
that's not delicious.
03:12:11
God dang, that hurts.
03:12:12
Going out.
03:12:13
Don't worry. I'll chase it down with the beer.
03:12:16
I, I have to go in the house
03:12:18
for the beer and the dog's going to bark
03:12:22
and then you're going to wake up Satan.
03:12:25
That all happened.
03:12:26
All that happens.
03:12:28
I actually do have drinks.
03:12:30
Yeah, You're like a mix.
03:12:31
They all know what I need to job almost to drink for you guys.
03:12:37
But yeah,
03:12:39
they're working on that.
03:12:41
He was going to pour it
03:12:42
his mouth open and then the place is way bigger than it looks.
03:12:45
Camera.
03:12:46
You know, I thought things I thought can really make things look fat or
03:12:54
that would make me look bigger.
03:12:56
But that's all right.
03:12:58
So I think door opener on it or you got to what is that, Bombay Dry gin.
03:13:02
Oh, shit.
03:13:04
This dude
03:13:06
showed up with that right.
03:13:07
Sit on it. Oh,
03:13:12
man. Okay.
03:13:13
You know, reason you said that I saw,
03:13:17
we'll go viral.
03:13:18
Okay, So I got to.
03:13:21
I got to mix it for it.
03:13:22
I got to keep adding vodka. Yeah, Yeah.
03:13:26
Well, debate is.
03:13:27
And I've got the faygo Rock and rye.
03:13:30
Yeah, Yeah.
03:13:31
The Michigan Buckeyes. All right, So.
03:13:34
So start with the Faygo.
03:13:35
I don't know if twist off.
03:13:37
I can't get it the fagot.
03:13:40
You don't know how to open that,
03:13:42
but I can open it.
03:13:44
I mean, but can you open it?
03:13:46
What a video.
03:13:50
He actually left a drink.
03:13:52
He was okay.
03:13:52
So I heard he's like y'all or I put it in the fancy glass.
03:13:58
The fancy glass?
03:14:02
Oh, it is delicious.
03:14:04
Mixture of three.
03:14:05
First alcohol.
03:14:09
No, I'm pretty sure I can rise clean.
03:14:12
Oh, yeah.
03:14:12
Go fuck yourself.
03:14:13
Move it to turn out
03:14:16
well, you know,
03:14:22
whatever.
03:14:24
So I know I didn't have the vodka yet.
03:14:28
There it goes.
03:14:29
I guess we should I tell you, the camera with me and I'm just kidding.
03:14:33
I Did you guys watch me pee?
03:14:36
No, I got to do that.
03:14:37
You know, basically, like a half hour ago, just before the graveyard walk,
03:14:42
I was great with the camera in my face.
03:14:45
Oh, you didn't say anything. Or did you?
03:14:47
I didn't, but I
03:14:48
was doing up my pants later for a voyeur and a half. Do.
03:14:52
That is fucked of my pants.
03:14:54
One did.
03:14:55
It's one thing to tell about it.
03:14:57
It's another thing to just not say anything.
03:15:00
And yeah, and then later.
03:15:01
Later. Oh, by the way, you ride my way out.
03:15:04
You're just sitting there going.
03:15:05
My parents was exposed and fluid was coming out of it.
03:15:10
Yeah.
03:15:12
Fucked up, bro.
03:15:14
Never, ever.
03:15:15
I was trying to tell you and you in.
03:15:17
You watched it for entertainment.
03:15:18
This is what your entertainment dollars was, you know, rough or crap.
03:15:23
Mount Rushmore Cryptids Gary's Penis.
03:15:26
Jesus, Moses
03:15:29
and Sherman Hemsley.
03:15:31
It still hasn't been found
03:15:37
on Go Count Chocula
03:15:41
because he's purple.
03:15:44
Is it that blueberries?
03:15:47
I think it is. Beta blueberries.
03:15:48
Count Chocula is black. Oh, is he
03:15:52
bigger and bigger?
03:15:53
Oh, yeah. There's.
03:15:56
There's two per cobra.
03:15:57
Sound like a lot like Count Chocula.
03:16:00
You didn't know any Murphy people.
03:16:02
We remember.
03:16:03
Nobody mentioned man, bear, pig.
03:16:05
Oh, man. Big hell, yeah.
03:16:08
Yeah.
03:16:09
Okay. Throw.
03:16:12
This is my actual machete case
03:16:15
and my machete in it that you bought,
03:16:18
right? This.
03:16:19
This is a saw.
03:16:21
Did You have an example.
03:16:24
This is a saw.
03:16:25
That is.
03:16:26
What do you serve?
03:16:27
That this is just a cleaver.
03:16:30
Yeah. Who you murdering?
03:16:32
Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh, no.
03:16:33
I saw the way this is a saw one.
03:16:37
Is this is your little bones.
03:16:41
This is.
03:16:42
Those are bones of this is this.
03:16:45
Why do you have so many regular saws?
03:16:47
You know, we have technology these days.
03:16:51
You call that a knife and we this automated process, right?
03:16:55
Yeah,
03:16:56
in a very cheap scale to like you don't need to spend
03:17:00
like 20 minutes cutting one little twig down.
03:17:05
Did you see I really saw there are those red flags
03:17:09
you got saw those are
03:17:13
can you just scatter on the floor of your area.
03:17:15
Are there any large barrels that are those saws and no wood any wrong.
03:17:22
This is the four borderless forward.
03:17:24
You got any red spilled anywhere or dark brown?
03:17:26
This is 699 Bernard.
03:17:28
Gary please.
03:17:29
As your friend, as an alibi, Get some water.
03:17:32
Yeah.
03:17:33
Do you have any burn pits anywhere?
03:17:35
Like you're potentially trying to?
03:17:36
This is fancy because it's got wood or engraving.
03:17:40
It's like it looks very nice.
03:17:44
Are you offended?
03:17:46
Are you a big fan of Jeffrey Dahmer?
03:17:49
No. Knives
03:17:50
are cool, but some other way cooler.
03:17:54
Look at all the slides I have.
03:17:56
Honestly, these are all in the living room.
03:18:00
Of course, there's the service saw the saw.
03:18:03
If he's sick, we already saw all the signs.
03:18:05
We already showed it to us. Let's you saw the Cleveland.
03:18:08
It's the second thing you showed us. That's number two.
03:18:11
Only one thing left.
03:18:13
Okay,
03:18:15
one note.
03:18:16
You forgot this.
03:18:17
Yeah, We were so busy.
03:18:19
That's the last one. No,
03:18:21
he called that, and I don't know.
03:18:27
So I feel the night
03:18:31
that they're going to pull off the big guy.
03:18:35
Are you going to chop some, say something with it in process?
03:18:39
Swords are it.
03:18:41
Okay. Don't.
03:18:43
What he said
03:18:45
dial nine one And when if anything happens, that's
03:18:48
if you are going to do it, just make sure you're in frame text.
03:18:52
We care about.
03:18:54
Text me your address and I'll dial nine one.
03:18:56
And if anything happens, I'll have just one ready.
03:19:01
So please sit down and then do the,
03:19:04
the the shirt motherfucker.
03:19:07
Write a chapter form with it.
03:19:13
So that's not so great.
03:19:15
It sounds like dulling it up. Yeah, right.
03:19:17
You're ruining it.
03:19:19
But mostly.
03:19:21
Yeah,
03:19:23
I ruin this podcast.
03:19:25
You guys make it better.
03:19:27
No, no, we I think we all equal.
03:19:29
You make it better, but.
03:19:31
Yeah, well, that is my machete storyboard, but it's like 38 bucks.
03:19:36
It was great. It says your percent on the screen.
03:19:39
I realize that it's a seven quarter.
03:19:43
Yeah, I see. I'm a seven.
03:19:45
I see 4% Screamers,
03:19:48
about seven.
03:19:49
The fuck is that
03:19:51
was the it.
03:19:52
Let me say that again.
03:19:55
So the seven that. Holy shit.
03:19:57
Seven. Yeah. I'm not afraid to do that.
03:20:00
Oh shit. Fucking producer.
03:20:04
Yes. Are we pushing for hours yet.
03:20:08
We're make the 40 in the bathroom.
03:20:12
All right.
03:20:13
I know I can cover this.
03:20:16
Are backed up
03:20:21
flow.
03:20:26
Oh, bless you.
03:20:34
That was nothing
03:20:36
like it. Oh.
03:20:39
Oh, there he goes again.
03:20:42
Stop. And then go.
03:20:44
And then he got stage four, sucked it
03:20:46
back in again, which was a little painful.
03:20:50
And Then it continues of the week stream.
03:20:53
We can tell you there's offered a little trickle
03:20:56
and one last perk.
03:20:59
Oh, my God, This is our best segment.
03:21:02
We should do Jaws bathroom segment every week.
03:21:05
It's definitely David Letterman. Ask
03:21:08
all your crap.
03:21:10
Stupid human tricks.
03:21:12
Chris Elliott.
03:21:13
People say I look like him.
03:21:15
I'll get a stinger for his bathroom segment.
03:21:18
Yeah. First introduction. Stinger.
03:21:22
Okay Either one.
03:21:26
I start out like this.
03:21:27
This is probably my best friend.
03:21:30
I finished the look at how I'm framed on the screen like angelic.
03:21:35
I've even got a halo.
03:21:39
Can you see me floating?
03:21:40
Oh, yeah.
03:21:41
Yeah.
03:21:42
No, I'm like, floating above everyone else.
03:21:46
Look at my lights.
03:21:48
Look, Now I'm illuminated.
03:21:50
Oh, my God. I'm all by myself. Crap.
03:21:53
All right, I'll drink to that.
03:21:55
Here's to me.
03:21:59
It's got
03:22:01
broken right?
03:22:09
The criteria for me.
03:22:12
No drug for you, Brady. To God.
03:22:14
Where are you?
03:22:16
Oh, the builder.
03:22:17
Did you go home?
03:22:18
Are you gonna bite into that? Is your home.
03:22:20
That was valid.
03:22:22
Your home?
03:22:24
We are all home.
03:22:26
We've never done this from home before.
03:22:27
Did you?
03:22:28
Two weeks ago, when we did exactly this, Brady left you.
03:22:32
This is a zebra.
03:22:33
Oh Do you have to do my cold read?
03:22:36
No. Oh, I've seen that.
03:22:37
That's a zebra takes.
03:22:39
Yeah, that's what it is.
03:22:41
But breaks my heart.
03:22:42
Everybody loved when I don't listen to you
03:22:46
breath.
03:22:50
Okay, everybody put on your gloves.
03:22:55
I believe you got gloves in your show. Kit.
03:23:00
It's Mickey Mouse gloves.
03:23:02
Important
03:23:03
fantasy football trophy this year.
03:23:05
Gary.
03:23:07
Oh, that's mine.
03:23:10
What do we draft?
03:23:11
Do You know you're the commissioner.
03:23:14
This would be my Mickey Mouse club.
03:23:18
I've got mouse gloves on.
03:23:21
You don't have Mickey Mouse gloves.
03:23:24
I've got Mickey Mouse gloves on
03:23:31
that last place.
03:23:32
Trophy.
03:23:40
Who's the last place?
03:23:41
Oh, the toilet bowl.
03:23:44
I get it.
03:23:45
Now, last but not least,
03:23:51
number two,
03:23:53
you got your Mickey Mouse gloves.
03:23:54
I got this motherfucker.
03:23:56
Oh, that's even better.
03:23:58
So real says, Oh, you know.
03:24:01
Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. From here,
03:24:05
You know, he took that from
03:24:08
Matthew three.
03:24:09
You think? What? Really?
03:24:11
We hold up? Yes. Oh, man.
03:24:13
Educate me on this.
03:24:14
I've never heard that before. Are you.
03:24:16
Are you serious? It's called the Lovers.
03:24:20
Love is pigeon.
03:24:21
Love is kind of not.
03:24:22
Love is never irresponsible.
03:24:26
I got that last line wrong about
03:24:29
magic. 316.
03:24:30
That's the dumbest ever heard.
03:24:35
Am big dummy.
03:24:37
No, no, no.
03:24:39
That's the biggest dummy.
03:24:40
It should have a word with you.
03:24:46
What is on the screen?
03:24:47
What do you pull up over there?
03:24:49
What's your
03:24:50
parrot boy?
03:24:53
What I like boy.
03:24:55
I mean,
03:24:58
there's the whole barn.
03:24:59
I know we've done a tour twice.
03:25:03
Fine, but I don't care.
03:25:07
Eight.
03:25:08
We get the first.
03:25:09
It goes water two times. Seriously?
03:25:12
But it's going up.
03:25:13
Yeah. No shit.
03:25:14
What is the illegal for the time when I'm on a six inch tether?
03:25:18
It's really rough.
03:25:19
I'm like, I can lean into it.
03:25:22
Just scream that I'm not your boyfriend of
03:25:27
your boyfriend.
03:25:27
Fucking get a They're normally this sick.
03:25:30
I'm like, I am over here.
03:25:33
But if I lean way into, I'm like, I'm
03:25:35
sorry, what's his name?
03:25:39
Let's look at it.
03:25:41
It's zero.
03:25:41
Oh, oh, you're not moving.
03:25:45
You're even moving yourself,
03:25:51
are you?
03:25:51
What? I should do this computer from now on.
03:25:55
Early draw
03:25:57
is four balls where you
03:26:00
bowl the wall.
03:26:02
Like all all a 3D printer has that same effect.
03:26:07
Well, you just go to, like, the whole room's moved
03:26:10
like, here and it's been like about four or five bucks and you get one to.
03:26:15
So do you actually stand at your desk or just use it sometimes?
03:26:18
I know I've got two different.
03:26:21
You don't have to wear pants.
03:26:23
I've got Yeah, no, I don't have.
03:26:25
I'll be right out.
03:26:28
Yeah.
03:26:28
No, honestly, I was willing to work a lot more
03:26:31
and I'd be option two, but I do a lot less.
03:26:35
I have the option to.
03:26:36
That's kind of why I bought it
03:26:38
multiple positions.
03:26:40
But it's supposed to be 30%
03:26:44
of the time I travel, but typically it's like 50.
03:26:47
But that just means I make more money. So
03:26:51
if I'm not traveling, I do customer service at home, which is fucking weird.
03:26:55
But we make. Yeah we make American product.
03:26:58
It's built in America. It's in America.
03:27:01
Our customer service is in America.
03:27:03
So it's pretty much just teaching a bunch of dipshits
03:27:05
that don't know how to use their machines, how use their machines.
03:27:09
But you have to speak with an Indian accent, right?
03:27:12
No, no, no.
03:27:13
I just have to be very, very nice and patient, which you all customers for.
03:27:17
I've ever gotten every customer report from the customer support of our business.
03:27:25
Every time I call customer support.
03:27:28
I've got an Indian person of Indian persuasion from India, Indian,
03:27:32
Native American or no,
03:27:36
Imagine if it was an American,
03:27:39
not the Aboriginal North Americans,
03:27:43
but the actual Indians.
03:27:44
I know it's so weird. It is.
03:27:47
Oh my God. What? You are doing?
03:27:49
Never watch them like them, dude.
03:27:51
The bus, like the the scam call centers.
03:27:56
When I was a when I was a welder gamer payback.
03:27:59
Yeah, when I was a welder.
03:28:01
Their payback is what it's called.
03:28:02
I recorded a couple, but they weren't as good as the ones that I like.
03:28:07
Didn't record, but some of them were so good
03:28:09
that I started recording them, but they never came.
03:28:12
So I'd be a welder and I'd be listening to
03:28:16
figure with the
03:28:19
app was that you can listen to generic everyday radio.
03:28:23
When I was listening to the driven like show riff
03:28:28
and I know it was I heart rate tune,
03:28:34
I heard tune tuning, I tune that night tunes
03:28:38
that tune in radio maybe, I don't know, but I was able to record stuff.
03:28:44
And so that just happened to be like towards
03:28:46
downfall of the during my podcast.
03:28:50
But around that time I was being I would record the shows
03:28:53
because occasionally I'd pull the thing out of my ear and I
03:28:58
never
03:29:01
so I'd always get calls and they would interrupts the app.
03:29:05
And so I started answering them
03:29:06
and it would be the same motherfucker with the same ambient noise in the same.
03:29:11
And after a while I was just like,
03:29:14
Dude, I'm like, You call me or My name is Paul.
03:29:18
No, it was Don Jones was the guy's name it all My name.
03:29:22
Don John.
03:29:22
Don Jones. Yeah.
03:29:23
Hello.
03:29:24
This is done, Don, with the greenback money.
03:29:27
But are you with the greenback?
03:29:31
No, that's.
03:29:32
That's what he would say. Right.
03:29:35
So I would more what you are doing, I'd be like after a while I was just,
03:29:40
I would answer the calls and I'm like, dude, take my number off your list.
03:29:44
You're doing yourself a disservice.
03:29:46
Like, you're wasting your time on me.
03:29:48
I already know the gimmick, not fall for it.
03:29:51
You're not going to fall for it.
03:29:53
So just.
03:29:54
Just save us both time.
03:29:57
Start interrupting my rate cause their time suck
03:30:00
because it would fuck up my recording so I'd have to go back and
03:30:04
start the recording again.
03:30:05
And it's like, Dude, get the fuck off my phone.
03:30:09
Go away,
03:30:11
I'm yours.
03:30:12
I'll keep him on the line longer than me.
03:30:14
I want to be kept doing it.
03:30:16
And so I started doing voices all the time
03:30:19
oh, I'd be like, Hello, Screw them.
03:30:22
Hello, Hello, this is Don Jones with Gutenberg and the like.
03:30:26
So he don't I would fuck with them and then all of a sudden
03:30:31
I just do my regular voice and I'm like, Hey, it's me, motherfucker.
03:30:34
And be like, Oh, fuck you, fuck you, you fucking bitch!
03:30:37
Son of a bitch.
03:30:38
And so they'd hang up on me and then I'd call the number back and
03:30:41
sometimes the number would ring through, and sometimes it'd be just a dead number.
03:30:46
But when the number call back, it'd be some random person answering.
03:30:50
And I'd just be like, Yeah, Hey, you know,
03:30:52
I was talking to Don Don Jones, you know, can you give me over to Don?
03:30:56
We're like, Oh, I can help you or I can I can help you.
03:30:59
Yes, yes.
03:31:00
Or so I could help you. And I'm like, Well, no, no, Don.
03:31:02
I'm like, you know, Don knows Don, my man.
03:31:04
He's been helping me out the whole time.
03:31:06
And I'd rather just work with.
03:31:08
And it's like, Oh, no, I can help you do it.
03:31:09
I'm like, No, dude, like, I've already
03:31:12
done.
03:31:13
And so I'd rather just go to Don.
03:31:16
Okay. Okay.
03:31:17
And so the phone goes off.
03:31:19
All of a sudden the phone rings and, oh, hello.
03:31:23
And I'm like,
03:31:24
Hey, son of a bitch, it's me, motherfucker.
03:31:26
And he be like, Fuck you, fuck you, you son of a bitch.
03:31:30
I fuck your mother, I fucked this order.
03:31:32
And it was just I was enjoying wasting their time.
03:31:36
But I wasted plenty of opportunities where I could have recorded
03:31:39
some great shit that I did not. But
03:31:43
I was a welder.
03:31:44
I was just welding all day with headphones in my ear
03:31:46
and they would call all the time.
03:31:47
So I had the time to just pick up the phone and continue welding
03:31:51
and like just fuck with them.
03:31:54
And it's weird, but yeah, that was gamer
03:31:55
payback are way beyond that.
03:32:00
That one dude who's got the gay hair and he dies.
03:32:03
He's kind of a moe but I pretty draw just hit double digits
03:32:07
digit what that 10% power of bitches
03:32:11
go like viewership or something
03:32:19
do you feel like
03:32:21
who are you go back to the dummy.
03:32:24
No they're not actually seen at all.
03:32:27
They're nowhere near. I know, I know.
03:32:29
That's what I'm saying.
03:32:31
Cheryl, why do they put it so hard?
03:32:33
Well, it's a beard.
03:32:36
It's coming in to hide my balls.
03:32:39
There's
03:32:41
no such thing as too tall enough.
03:32:42
It's the Brady shot.
03:32:48
What do you see pulling up?
03:32:50
Seriously, You knock it off.
03:32:53
This is coming to blows.
03:32:54
Fight me, bro Just laugh and you guys can blow it.
03:32:57
But I know. I know.
03:32:59
You laughing at me.
03:33:01
Are you laughing at me? Yes.
03:33:05
Are you angry with me?
03:33:07
That's me, bro.
03:33:12
Remember that time?
03:33:13
Remember that time?
03:33:14
There was a podcast about peptides.
03:33:18
Oh, you're like, They get it.
03:33:21
It ended.
03:33:22
Oh, yeah, dude, it's not.
03:33:24
It sounds like you're talking about like some and acid
03:33:27
trip tides where your post in the Post show.
03:33:30
Hey I haven't seen you don't even know what it's called it was Crip
03:33:33
kids bitches It was Zoo Zoo files
03:33:38
Zoology Gary Crypto Zoo.
03:33:40
Listen, Gary, I don't know what I'm talking about.
03:33:44
You don't know what you're talking about.
03:33:46
You. I don't know.
03:33:47
You're not very exactly liberated.
03:33:51
Talk.
03:33:52
Don't make fun of acid.
03:33:55
Oh. Oh, I was Miss Congeniality.
03:33:59
Aren't your on acid.
03:34:03
Fuck you.
03:34:03
They view a thing or a way for you to get there.
03:34:06
But seriously, we mentioned people last time.
03:34:10
Who finishes things for you in awe? You.
03:34:13
You just wipe your ass right here. What is that?
03:34:17
I don't know.
03:34:18
It's not. I went to the zoo anyway.
03:34:20
It's filthy.
03:34:21
Could I touch some hair?
03:34:25
There, Will there some?
03:34:29
I forgot where I was going.
03:34:31
And the guy
03:34:34
we just lost.
03:34:35
This is good radio, right?
03:34:37
I mean, we.
03:34:41
That was it.
03:34:42
I had a point to make, and Marvel
03:34:45
Marble thought.
03:34:48
There.
03:34:49
It sure is.
03:34:50
Saying something completely different is Marvel talk.
03:34:54
No, no. Go a little bit lower.
03:34:56
Lower, lower.
03:34:56
Right up, up, up, up, up.
03:35:00
Right there. No.
03:35:02
Turn around your ass and some oblivion.
03:35:05
It's full of dirt,
03:35:10
like during that great fight.
03:35:12
Yet you can buy dirt of the earth.
03:35:14
So I heard
03:35:18
that Earth football.
03:35:20
You've been going.
03:35:23
Brady was so scared when I had to drive home the first time.
03:35:27
I sure of that. Yeah. Yeah. And you?
03:35:30
Oh, it was.
03:35:32
It was already mixed. Girls.
03:35:36
Okay.
03:35:37
I'm a professional driver.
03:35:39
Yeah.
03:35:39
Is it so?
03:35:46
Yeah, it's so again,
03:35:50
this is very okay.
03:35:53
This is
03:35:54
the officer is all good, right?
03:35:57
You ask,
03:36:05
what is it?
03:36:07
We go there.
03:36:08
You got a bunch of Fargo burger
03:36:15
you by the okay.
03:36:18
What is it?
03:36:19
Okay. This is this is interesting.
03:36:20
This is intriguing.
03:36:22
You. I fucking hate your bottle caps.
03:36:26
You bottle caps. Suck ass.
03:36:27
Why are you showing it?
03:36:28
You're. We're losing people because you're showing bottle caps.
03:36:31
Because you're too much for me to present something more effective.
03:36:38
What is that noise?
03:36:39
Is that on your own?
03:36:42
What are you mowing the lawn?
03:36:46
You got to see my song collection.
03:36:49
That's mostly the machete in my sword collection.
03:36:53
If you look at all my songs, you also see a machete.
03:36:57
It was like a3d saw you
03:37:00
both of all access.
03:37:01
Okay. Yeah.
03:37:03
Yeah.
03:37:03
If I want to guard its faults, stupidity.
03:37:08
It's called Nine Toes.
03:37:11
Sure.
03:37:11
Cut yourself.
03:37:15
I have a bench grinder running right now.
03:37:18
Whoever doesn't do that,
03:37:22
I forget where I threw the ball here.
03:37:23
But if I ever find him, he show two and multiples of nobody fuckable.
03:37:28
Fuck off the bench.
03:37:29
Grinder is one.
03:37:31
Yeah, I did chuck them up again.
03:37:33
It's actually
03:37:35
I ground through.
03:37:37
At one point my thumb was at the behind.
03:37:41
Yep. At the back of it would be e correct grammar.
03:37:45
But I wanted to say in the back of it and just to point out
03:37:50
a grammatical fact in the back
03:37:54
is also equivocated positively.
03:37:59
That's behind no
03:38:03
brilliantly said
03:38:06
shut up fagot as above.
03:38:11
You don't get this.
03:38:11
Shut up.
03:38:17
Seriously.
03:38:18
Okay.
03:38:19
I know I I say as above so below.
03:38:23
If there everybody gets a shut up.
03:38:25
You don't get to do it.
03:38:27
No, I called zero. Fuck.
03:38:30
I know.
03:38:31
I take the 13% bitches.
03:38:34
Oh shit. Yup. I've already I needs.
03:38:37
I need seven more minutes and I beat the Brady
03:38:40
Challenge for our friggin.
03:38:44
Have we got it? Six thumbs up. Yes.
03:38:46
If you're watching thumbs up the shit because we need to beat six,
03:38:49
which is that way we beat nothing when we're over you know?
03:38:54
No, we get disqualified.
03:38:56
You're not a fucking fan.
03:38:57
Go fuck yourself.
03:39:00
But I won't even watch this.
03:39:04
New poetry is not worth watching.
03:39:08
It's Sunday.
03:39:09
It's three thumbs up, so way too long.
03:39:12
Yeah. 70. Forgot the thumbs up this year. Who are the.
03:39:16
Oh, Oh, I can do it.
03:39:18
I can do gear and do it on the tablet.
03:39:21
It fucking was.
03:39:21
Yeah, it is me.
03:39:25
You done.
03:39:25
I did it on the tablet, buddy.
03:39:28
Do what do you listen though.
03:39:31
You guys can.
03:39:33
No, you got to listen.
03:39:36
I'm going to put like.
03:39:38
No, you can listen.
03:39:39
Probably fake masturbates. Go, go.
03:39:42
What's it was?
03:39:42
I read this and it looks like it's not healthy.
03:39:47
Oh, that was a rockin ride from earlier.
03:39:50
Oh, just like weird glass.
03:39:52
Looked like a salad. Oh, good.
03:39:55
Oh, well, here's more.
03:39:58
What do you do?
03:39:58
And it never real.
03:40:01
What is it?
03:40:01
Looks like there's weird shit floating in the thing Doesn't look healthy.
03:40:05
Oh, yeah, it's. It's carbonated.
03:40:08
Don't look at it.
03:40:10
Look directly at it.
03:40:12
Why do we put carbon in the record?
03:40:13
What do we put?
03:40:14
Carbon in our drinks?
03:40:15
Dude, I haven't been in McDonald's in forever.
03:40:17
I went this haphazardly.
03:40:19
I can't believe how it is it everything.
03:40:22
I can't believe how expensive their food
03:40:24
is, how high it is, and how low nutrient it is.
03:40:28
I never eat, you know, I'll do breakfast rarely, but I haven't.
03:40:32
The only fast food I'll touch Arby's or Taco Bell.
03:40:36
I do the Del Taco breakfast and Arby's.
03:40:39
Well, let's go back to breakfast at Arby's.
03:40:43
Breakfast at Arby's are reasons.
03:40:44
Breakfast, I think he said no Arby's.
03:40:48
Oh, I'm sorry.
03:40:51
No, you better.
03:40:51
Maybe I'm more excited.
03:40:53
He's like Arby's has breakfast.
03:40:55
Yeah. Yeah, it's ironic. It is.
03:40:57
The morning beef sandwich.
03:40:59
Yeah. Who gives a fuck? Yeah,
03:41:02
Taco Bell shouldn't have breakfast, but it's delicious.
03:41:04
Okay, They just take the regular menu and exude breakfast like.
03:41:08
It's literally.
03:41:08
I always get, like, my mind jack off over,
03:41:12
like it's some kind of new, like, cheese over it.
03:41:15
Cheese over the top of it, like, guess what?
03:41:19
Buy Arby's roast beef, sandwich fry.
03:41:21
And I put it on top. Call it a fucking day.
03:41:24
They probably charge you ten bucks less.
03:41:26
You don't need to eat breakfast.
03:41:28
No, I don't eat breakfast, Martin.
03:41:30
Never. Almost never.
03:41:33
Oh, I.
03:41:34
What's ridiculous is when they're like you, because my
03:41:38
my company makes me do annual physicals
03:41:41
because they try to go, Oh,
03:41:45
we're going to charge you an incentive.
03:41:47
And you can save money by going to the doctor every year.
03:41:52
And we won't charge this incentive.
03:41:54
And so you'll save money on your health insurance.
03:41:57
And it's like, no, I'm not saving money on my health insurance.
03:42:00
You're just not fucking
03:42:02
charging me extra.
03:42:04
Now, what I what initially what I thought and what it was proposed,
03:42:08
the speculative conspiracy nature was that they were going
03:42:11
to take the situation and analyze your overall health over a year
03:42:16
and then potentially charge you extra whether you're healthy or not healthy,
03:42:20
which I am potentially for, unless it's your fault, then I'm not sure.
03:42:25
But if it's your fault, I guess I'm down with I'm take default.
03:42:30
I'm willing to take you know, if you keep drinking whole bunch and smoking.
03:42:34
I want to even do that.
03:42:36
This year in prison, somebody is force feeding you a diet.
03:42:40
Well, if you just like, get crushed by something, they're like,
03:42:44
oh, I thought you meant just for like you cancer.
03:42:47
That isn't like brain cancer. I don't know, like,
03:42:52
I don't know.
03:42:52
I forgot I was in
03:42:55
testicular cancer,
03:42:57
so. Yeah.
03:42:58
Can we go back
03:43:01
anyway?
03:43:02
Doctor says, help.
03:43:04
That doctor says, Excuse me, sir.
03:43:09
And the patient says, I identify as ma'am.
03:43:14
And the doctor says, Then pardon me.
03:43:17
Excuse me, ma'am, but you have testicular. Yes.
03:43:25
I think you flubbed the beginning.
03:43:26
I'm not sure, though.
03:43:28
To me, ma'am,
03:43:31
I didn't say start over.
03:43:33
I Believe you have testicular cancer.
03:43:39
What's that bottom line that you go through,
03:43:42
masturbatory?
03:43:43
I started farting heartily at a retarded garden party.
03:43:46
I said I'm sorry, but they hardly. Pardon me.
03:43:49
You don't even know the lyrics to the gardening party.
03:43:52
Yeah. And then what happened?
03:43:55
Then what happened? Draw
03:44:00
the pillow.
03:44:01
The lyrics to the song I wrote to you.
03:44:07
I know the beat.
03:44:07
You'll get the blame credit.
03:44:10
I take all credit everything.
03:44:13
Okay then I do.
03:44:18
Hold on.
03:44:19
But I know it's all going on. Hello?
03:44:20
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello. Send me away.
03:44:23
No fucking.
03:44:24
Shut up, you guys All right just got some unsettling results.
03:44:27
I'll be there in a minute.
03:44:28
All right.
03:44:29
It is given is not cleaned.
03:44:34
Dave is.
03:44:35
It's. Dude, you're fucking right.
03:44:38
You're going to be taken for a fucking spin on this. I
03:44:42
That's why I can't call myself King.
03:44:45
Awesome.
03:44:45
I'm going to give you a tour.
03:44:46
No one ever called me. KING Awesome.
03:44:49
So it's long.
03:44:51
It's.
03:44:52
Is it, baby?
03:44:53
Jimi, give me a spin. Yes.
03:44:56
Uh, the agrees
03:45:02
Daisies fans.
03:45:04
And that was me.
03:45:04
Just eggs and swollen glands.
03:45:06
Yeah. Yep.
03:45:08
I said those words in that order.
03:45:11
Those crutches underoos across those Underoos.
03:45:16
See, I'm not opposed to that in
03:45:18
the script.
03:45:19
You're not supposed to say those words together or crisis under.
03:45:23
You're not me.
03:45:24
They're all underwear edible.
03:45:26
Yeah. Wait. Oh, yeah.
03:45:28
Then did you do the spoon, girl?
03:45:30
Hey, he passed out.
03:45:33
No breaking news.
03:45:34
Breaking news.
03:45:35
This just in myself.
03:45:38
One scary
03:45:40
thing.
03:45:43
You in the chat room here in Dipshit Dog.
03:45:49
Ergo dying. That's the.
03:45:52
No, no.
03:45:53
He's been.
03:45:55
No, we're all dying
03:45:57
a sudden.
03:45:57
Everyone you love will die.
03:46:00
Crazy thing, right?
03:46:01
So there was a wrestler
03:46:05
about two years ago during COVID that was riding a Peloton bike
03:46:09
that had some type of lung issue and there were, oh, no relation.
03:46:14
So this this company is funded by a Saudi billionaire
03:46:19
son of a Saudi billionaire.
03:46:20
And so there was speculation on whether COVID that anything to do with it, someone
03:46:25
who has happened to be part of his same faction just recently died a few days ago
03:46:31
from a heart issue.
03:46:35
And this guy stayed in the WWE but
03:46:39
died of a heart issue that was that came upon
03:46:43
and was exacerbated by the COVID vaccine and just recently died.
03:46:47
And he was 36 years old.
03:46:50
There is a lot of speculation when it comes to the COVID
03:46:53
vaccine and heart issues and young people being
03:46:59
affected by.
03:47:00
It even going with fucking LeBron James go fuck himself.
03:47:05
But his son and the situation that he had.
03:47:10
There seems to be a weird situation with
03:47:15
younger people in heart situations these days.
03:47:18
And I'm not saying that that's COVID related or not or vaccine related or not,
03:47:22
but it it is fucking weird because it seems like a more common theme.
03:47:27
Or should I comment the the vaccine part or the the heart part?
03:47:34
I can talk.
03:47:35
I could rant how neither they tied to each other.
03:47:37
But is that also just part of our society being access to information?
03:47:42
And so you can find a million stories about one topic if you really wanted to.
03:48:11
Yeah, yeah, yeah
03:48:17
clitoral I came up with you had rants
03:48:22
no backlash just happenstance and has blackbirds
03:48:25
of lifestyles of of God yeah
03:48:28
gurgle out of you know man
03:48:32
the part that people don't get is that that is gurgled out
03:48:37
and they don't know it gurgle that there is a part that people get
03:48:42
because it's in which is correct there's the bandwidth
03:48:48
yeah and within the band this man is in then he's in which can't stand playing.
03:48:52
No I love Ken Ham.
03:48:53
I know I love bandwidth with my mayonnaise sandwich.
03:48:58
I really do.
03:48:59
It's the greatest amenities and baby sandwich
03:49:03
right where I say, Oh, bless you,
03:49:08
you're not religious.
03:49:11
I mean, curse you
03:49:14
much better.
03:49:15
We could say thank you,
03:49:17
but I don't really know, man.
03:49:18
It's probably
03:49:19
I hope you don't get over the you know how to be irresponsible for that.
03:49:22
It's like,
03:49:24
screw you,
03:49:26
You like to.
03:49:27
I didn't really, really like the Brady or what?
03:49:30
Well, can we I mean, for
03:49:33
two three fans
03:49:36
there Bruce Brady drew chatter be
03:49:39
anything anything.
03:49:42
I mean are we really willing to sacrifice anything?
03:49:46
Oh so you're But Brady looked right at me.
03:49:50
Brady were, you looking right at me?
03:49:53
Yes, that direction.
03:49:54
I'm looking right, right into my soul.
03:49:57
That's your camera right in here. But so.
03:50:00
Jesus, I just.
03:50:02
My camera, too, because right into the camera.
03:50:06
That was gorgeous.
03:50:08
I know.
03:50:10
That was very key to the whole thing.
03:50:13
All right.
03:50:13
There you go.
03:50:15
Did you know that anyone
03:50:16
I know I know everyone that has brown eyes actually have blue eyes.
03:50:19
But everyone with blue eyes is actually not that brown. If
03:50:23
you're your eyes are more susceptible
03:50:25
to light and needing glasses,
03:50:29
you know? Is the secret ginger, aren't you?
03:50:31
They're less pigment.
03:50:34
I'm about to call you a Jew.
03:50:36
I know that.
03:50:38
No, I mean, you can actually, you can.
03:50:40
If you have brown eyes, you can actually have a surgery done
03:50:42
that makes your eyes blue.
03:50:44
They get rid of the brown pigment. Don't.
03:50:46
But if you have blue, if you have blue eyes, I know that.
03:50:51
So everyone actually has at least one brown eye.
03:50:57
I had a dog
03:50:58
vaguely draw her breath back to earth.
03:51:02
I had a dog one day that one, one blue eye and two brown eyes.
03:51:07
Oh, very gross.
03:51:09
Oh, by
03:51:10
the way, as I grew up, this isn't even just one brown.
03:51:13
I know. No, no, the brown grows.
03:51:16
The other was by your man Brown hair group.
03:51:21
I only have one brown eye.
03:51:24
I have.
03:51:26
I have two, Hazel, I guess.
03:51:27
But it's so brown.
03:51:28
Don't give a fuckin fucking.
03:51:29
What the fuck is Hazel mean?
03:51:31
It means Brown is your gay.
03:51:35
Who a different kind of brown.
03:51:36
It's fucking brown, Hazel.
03:51:38
Who gives a fuck, man, You're nuts.
03:51:42
I mean, remember my core?
03:51:44
My core is.
03:51:45
Anybody have a guess?
03:51:47
Yes. The prime number.
03:51:50
My power is at 14.
03:51:53
Prime is a prime 15.
03:51:56
Currently a prime number 32.
03:51:59
That you're an idiot.
03:52:03
Credit draw.
03:52:04
You should know the year 17, you jerk.
03:52:07
Correct, sucker.
03:52:09
Yes, I know. I'm right.
03:52:11
We're looking it. Nobody wants it calling.
03:52:14
Where's the call in number talk.
03:52:16
Is it work?
03:52:17
Can I call?
03:52:18
It doesn't work. Nobody works. I'll try.
03:52:20
Nobody's working. Okay.
03:52:23
Can I do it? Calling to try it.
03:52:26
What's your number?
03:52:28
Challenge five, six, seven.
03:52:30
What is it?
03:52:32
What's the number?
03:52:34
Everyone, there's over five, eight, six.
03:52:36
Those are there. Dip here.
03:52:37
Three Rams challenge us, three Rams three.
03:52:41
Okay.
03:52:44
Homosexuals are gay.
03:52:46
Challenge make
03:52:50
changed my mind
03:52:51
the homosexuals it's
03:52:55
because you just admit they're fagots and just deal with it.
03:52:58
You know if you're a fagot, it's okay to be a fagot.
03:53:02
Just admit it looks like
03:53:08
everyone's frozen.
03:53:09
Except Brady.
03:53:12
Oh, it was weird.
03:53:13
Everyone's frozen except Brady. 70%.
03:53:26
Uh, shit.
03:53:27
17%. Age.
03:53:31
Yeah.
03:53:32
Hey, fladge.
03:53:33
Run with fladge.
03:53:36
Did you come back?
03:53:37
It's all move first thing and he did not very integral
03:53:41
and every fiber of my being.
03:53:44
Well, thank you.
03:53:45
Fladge I let's let's go to the five bucks.
03:53:49
We'll let you say that on the air
03:53:51
go through.
03:53:52
So I.
03:53:59
That's great And it's Cohen.
03:54:01
Please. Please.
03:54:02
What was that
03:54:04
When I called in?
03:54:06
Oh, Gary, call her and call me.
03:54:10
We're going to figure out how I was here to go back without it echoing.
03:54:13
I'll do that.
03:54:15
Oh, Turned everything off.
03:54:18
Here. You're going.
03:54:19
Oh, you're all is your call.
03:54:21
I'll be happy to your go.
03:54:23
I order merge.
03:54:26
I'll order for the merge.
03:54:28
I'm crazy.
03:54:29
I'll put in my frigging card numbers.
03:54:31
Health care.
03:54:33
You're $50 in the hall for merge.
03:54:34
You better slow down.
03:54:38
I know, I know.
03:54:40
Listen, you want to see the money
03:54:45
So good
03:54:47
you big screw
03:54:50
your money and you obviously
03:54:55
that good.
03:54:57
Why is it not working?
03:55:05
Hello.
03:55:06
Please state your name after the tone and go voice will try to connect you
03:55:10
Fuck you are.
03:55:14
That's your name.
03:55:18
Hello, Draw.
03:55:18
Thanks for calling.
03:55:19
I must be there.
03:55:21
Must be suspicious.
03:55:24
Hello.
03:55:24
Fuck you under your arm.
03:55:27
Hello.
03:55:29
I think.
03:55:30
Mark, raise
03:55:32
me kittens.
03:55:34
Hello.
03:55:35
How are you?
03:55:37
Is there an echo?
03:55:38
You don't know anything about Anything.
03:55:39
Anything.
03:55:40
You know, it's probably me That's our babies. Go.
03:55:43
Hold on. Let's do this.
03:55:46
Call me yourself, fagot.
03:55:48
It's some guy asking you to go to Target and get him some gift cards.
03:55:53
Gary. Okay, I will.
03:55:55
I'm Heading there now
03:55:56
the transgender section and give me some rainbow attire for my six year old.
03:56:00
I'm allowed to do that, right?
03:56:02
My six year old it Big domain. Yep.
03:56:04
You know he's struck the dick before, but All right,
03:56:08
let's do it and get the.
03:56:10
Hey, Brady.
03:56:10
I made 4 hours and 11 minutes
03:56:14
with No we didn't start ready to and we get to the top of whatever
03:56:20
I will
03:56:22
like maybe
03:56:24
I can't anymore, man.
03:56:25
I'm so spent
03:56:28
over 18.
03:56:29
I'll give you till 20.
03:56:31
Get cut off your color.
03:56:32
And I.
03:56:33
And I don't promise anything,
03:56:35
do you?
03:56:39
Are you in football?
03:56:41
It was like a D-minus
03:56:43
if you were Obama's voting, leave it
03:56:47
in the bar.
03:56:48
The giant tongs and the giant
03:56:54
clinical name of the tongs.
03:56:56
Giant tongs
03:57:00
or something.
03:57:01
Oh, Gary's always going to be the one that gives up.
03:57:07
Oh, did you think that's what he did for me?
03:57:11
Which challenge?
03:57:12
Okay, let's get one more.
03:57:14
Let's Do a spoon. Come on, get a spoon.
03:57:16
Yeah, He was good.
03:57:17
Yeah.
03:57:17
Give the spinning wheel, Brady, kill you to spin.
03:57:21
Get this up. To beat this.
03:57:23
I'll take either side of anything of the debate.
03:57:27
The back side of your fucking mouth for on,
03:57:31
uh, bring your Jesus sandals.
03:57:35
I will walk all over the water.
03:57:38
Yeah. Sadly,
03:57:42
but resilient.
03:57:43
I don't even know.
03:57:45
Teach you a terrible swim.
03:57:48
Those are good moves that you could give me.
03:57:51
Talked about how you thing is indoctrinating our youth.
03:57:54
Well, you know,
03:57:57
I know
03:57:59
I've been complaining about how textbooks.
03:58:02
Never mind.
03:58:03
There has been a rich or famous son of a bitch.
03:58:08
Oh, let's go.
03:58:09
Fuck.
03:58:09
Saying I think
03:58:14
fame is actually more powerful
03:58:17
was money who was speaking saying you're rich enough.
03:58:20
Ethane would draw.
03:58:23
How rich we talkin?
03:58:26
We had that.
03:58:26
I would rather have fame problems than rich people.
03:58:29
Problems rich people have like heroin addictions.
03:58:31
You know, they have heroin addiction.
03:58:35
They have become like they upgrade to the higher they got the No.
03:58:40
Because if you're rich, you don't you're not worried about fame.
03:58:43
If you're fame, you're worried about being rich,
03:58:46
right?
03:58:47
Yeah. Okay. It's a flip flop.
03:58:49
God damn spirit.
03:58:51
Brady Coco, like that.
03:58:54
A talking ape.
03:58:57
Oh, I thought it. Coco, beware.
03:58:59
Oh, Cocoa.
03:58:59
Beware is a good wrestler here.
03:59:01
The bird planet is black.
03:59:03
Very racist.
03:59:06
Racist.
03:59:07
Even though he probably up with it.
03:59:09
You go.
03:59:10
Is it perfect? It depends.
03:59:14
I don't see it as an really pizza with a fork and a knife.
03:59:18
I don't give a fuck. You eat it.
03:59:20
They make fun of drumbeats.
03:59:21
It's a
03:59:25
burger.
03:59:25
Absolutely. No, never.
03:59:27
What about cutting spaghetti with the.
03:59:29
Oh, I cut my spaghetti.
03:59:31
You're a dipshit.
03:59:31
I am. I grew up with Italians.
03:59:34
My grandma.
03:59:35
You don't cook.
03:59:37
You do. Because it's obnoxious.
03:59:39
It's it.
03:59:40
I will argue this to the death.
03:59:43
Really? Why? Why?
03:59:44
Why do you want to twirl it forever?
03:59:46
Then have this big world thing?
03:59:48
Guess what? You just kind of scoop a little.
03:59:50
And you either there's no the long, stringy dumb shit you grow.
03:59:53
It is, you know, embarrassing because two words, check, make
04:00:00
about smart tools.
04:00:03
In no way.
04:00:05
Ingenuity.
04:00:06
Screw yourself.
04:00:09
I hate you.
04:00:10
I grew up around majority of Italians,
04:00:14
and I know if I presented whatever, spit it into a spoon.
04:00:18
Who needs any of that would be Italian?
04:00:20
You don't have to cut it.
04:00:21
You don't have to frigging spin it into a spoon.
04:00:24
He spit it up as big as he and stuff it in your mouth.
04:00:28
You fag. You can't. You can't just keep spitting.
04:00:30
Yes, you can, but you can't look good.
04:00:33
Okay, Well, what you want?
04:00:35
What if you can only spin it so much?
04:00:37
And then there was a bunch of days in my past at home with you can only spinach.
04:00:42
It's spin so much and there's a bunch of dangly So
04:00:46
you put it in your mouth and you got these strands
04:00:48
all hanging down and you're like, sort it all over.
04:00:52
That's more appropriate.
04:00:53
The only school in Japan, Japan's the other fucking nation
04:01:01
as a compliment.
04:01:02
It is not a compliment in fucking any other
04:01:05
fucking culture.
04:01:08
Correct.
04:01:08
Okay.
04:01:10
And my answer is slurp.
04:01:13
My answer is slurp my dick, you fucking fagot.
04:01:20
That's not funny.
04:01:21
That was.
04:01:24
I'm so I want to use one either.
04:01:27
I don't even know why I'm laughing in
04:01:32
boob.
04:01:35
Hey guys,
04:01:36
remember the time you were like, 2 hours ago?
04:01:40
Jesus.
04:01:41
Okay, I'll give you 40% guessing What?
04:01:45
My phone, Tony.
04:01:48
What, 23 or you know.
04:01:51
Yes. No. Yes. No.
04:01:53
Yes. No.
04:01:57
Yeah. Yes.
04:02:00
You sound like a herbal essence commercial.
04:02:05
I don't know what that means,
04:02:06
but the chicks had moaned when they were doing the
04:02:10
video.
04:02:12
No, no.
04:02:13
Yeah, it's Gary.
04:02:15
If everybody's got choices.
04:02:17
Yeah, choices.
04:02:20
E 15 E, 45 E, 4850 15.
04:02:24
If you're playing big 40, you're playing bingo
04:02:29
finger bingo.
04:02:30
How the fuck do you spell bingo?
04:02:34
You don't have the rights to play that game.
04:02:37
B r Q you NGO Okay, I play it on my tablet
04:02:43
only 20.
04:02:45
Holy crap.
04:02:46
Okay.
04:02:46
Well, this year it's almost like bringing your phone in. Bird
04:02:51
breaking about as you think of.
04:02:54
Really?
04:02:55
Show me your hand and go your rock, paper, scissors.
04:02:58
I'm three. Is it hairy?
04:03:01
Yeah. Break.
04:03:03
Get over here with three.
04:03:07
One, two, three.
04:03:08
And then you got to show your hand again.
04:03:11
That one.
04:03:12
Either one one, two, three,
04:03:15
zero.
04:03:16
I forgot my choices. I'm going to spill my water.
04:03:19
One, two, three.
04:03:22
Now you got two. One, two, three.
04:03:23
You got to do it. Shoot.
04:03:24
We both want nothing.
04:03:26
You shoot that getting out.
04:03:28
Okay? I'm. Are you? I'm four.
04:03:29
Then you got to ask every one of them.
04:03:31
Ready and you go for two, three. Shoot.
04:03:34
It's on.
04:03:35
Is anyone ready?
04:03:36
I'm ready. One, two, three, two.
04:03:40
What is the point the point You've
04:03:43
when you say one, when you say one, your fist has two.
04:03:47
I didn't change my answer.
04:03:49
I did the same thing again.
04:03:52
And one.
04:03:53
You're like, one, two, three, shoot.
04:03:56
But he's. Wait the fingers. That's it.
04:03:59
And they're saying word of the things is that
04:04:03
gives the finger to your ass.
04:04:08
Well, your button there.
04:04:09
No, I don't hear a word.
04:04:13
What does it smell like?
04:04:14
It's like, forever. Forever.
04:04:16
It's like seven.
04:04:18
What the hell is that? You just three.
04:04:20
You lose it all on. You just put it by your nose.
04:04:23
You smell it.
04:04:24
We're seven and 14 now.
04:04:26
My favorite.
04:04:29
Smell it, sniff it, smell it.
04:04:31
So it's never.
04:04:34
You guys are retarded.
04:04:36
I mean, special needs. Sorry.
04:04:37
Well, you know, What's that Romney got
04:04:42
a third 30.
04:04:43
Hardly at a retarded garden party.
04:04:46
I thought.
04:04:46
I'm sorry, but there's no me.
04:04:47
Pardon me.
04:04:49
No. Okay.
04:04:51
What?
04:04:52
Have you ever wanted a voice?
04:04:53
I mean, this is a voice.
04:04:56
Oh, have you seen this crotchless Underoos?
04:05:00
But you want you want the remastered version
04:05:04
is the voice.
04:05:07
Both of your
04:05:10
years wardrobe order
04:05:13
almost always favors You have,
04:05:17
like, available teeth.
04:05:18
What does that mean? Scrapers.
04:05:20
I have the cookie to exact things.
04:05:23
All right, It's great. This looks good.
04:05:26
This one's kind of handy if you're into a very specific thing.
04:05:30
But this was good.
04:05:32
I just put crotchless under them, that's all.
04:05:35
All right.
04:05:36
Party holding little gardening party, which is what all games are.
04:05:39
My lyrics and this tent.
04:05:42
However, this is literally the
04:05:49
one thing you want to
04:05:50
say for five six song by Howard Dong.
04:05:54
But this is before we average.
04:05:56
I mean whoever.
04:05:58
I'm pretty sure I wrote the lyrics and he may have recorded them
04:06:01
for the first time.
04:06:02
But still the original writing credits belong to me.
04:06:06
No, I mean, we know we're about to find out
04:06:11
we inspired each other, but they definitely were in.
04:06:13
But I agree that you perform them first, written by you.
04:06:18
I was written by me
04:06:20
in several cases.
04:06:22
That is not true, but I show you instances
04:06:26
where my written lyrics were performed by you.
04:06:30
Vocal? Yes.
04:06:31
And I know. And you can provide.
04:06:34
I know that same evidence.
04:06:36
God, I am the history in defense of my case.
04:06:39
I mean, how do you balance the story in here?
04:06:42
So to challenge my authority.
04:06:45
No, I don't tell your authority.
04:06:47
I'm calling you as as a witness in the prosecution's defense.
04:06:52
Correct And I know you're wrong.
04:06:57
I know,
04:06:59
I know.
04:07:01
All right?
04:07:01
It doesn't make me wrong.
04:07:03
It makes you a fuckface, though.
04:07:07
What do you got?
04:07:08
I know that
04:07:11
I report you
04:07:14
when you go
04:07:19
replay the thing, but you do it.
04:07:22
Okay, George, keep doing it.
04:07:24
Please say do, do, do
04:07:34
hear.
04:07:36
Can't do it because it's much better.
04:07:40
But I can't do it.
04:07:41
I can't breathe for that long or not.
04:07:44
Whatever,
04:07:45
Kimberly down to me anymore
04:07:50
to remove
04:07:54
right
04:07:55
this.
04:07:57
Yeah.
04:07:57
Can me
04:08:02
know what
04:08:03
I will fire up before just be you before.
04:08:06
Audience Lord, I hear the verdict when George Foreman just
04:08:13
what it is that this is what
04:08:17
This is not just the Taco Bell cup like you might think this.
04:08:21
What is more. Oh, my Irish coffee.
04:08:24
Oh 14 days ago.
04:08:26
072 of our
04:08:32
I know
04:08:32
two weeks ago I forgot about this two weeks ago
04:08:37
can eat some dirt from the floorboards and forward to the gorgeous Jordan.
04:08:41
I will eat it as soon as you get to 25 followers.
04:08:46
I want that as a as a drive.
04:08:48
Gary singing. I will like it.
04:08:51
Yes, I will like it.
04:08:52
I'm going to pull that out here just for my own benefit.
04:08:55
Drop it in a group chat here and there.
04:08:58
I will look at I will look at
04:09:02
my real life.
04:09:03
You know, I will live.
04:09:05
I will look it. I will look it.
04:09:07
I was way more earnest.
04:09:09
I'll look real.
04:09:11
I will lick it.
04:09:13
I will lick it all like I will let kids the loss of I will like it.
04:09:19
I like it. I am will lick it I will take it.
04:09:24
I will again.
04:09:27
The gentleman by the name of will it
04:09:28
or will it can your will listen.
04:09:31
I will look in.
04:09:34
Would you like to look?
04:09:35
Will in
04:09:41
drawn knows Will I hired him to
04:09:45
construct my horseshoes
04:09:47
backstops and he asked me for 30 play.
04:09:50
So I gave it to him from over here in this corner.
04:09:53
And you can see right over here now.
04:09:55
We really can.
04:09:56
And we can.
04:09:58
Well, we just don't know what you're talking about.
04:10:00
I'm a 23%.
04:10:01
No, he took 30% of the wood.
04:10:03
I have over 30 planks.
04:10:05
That wall.
04:10:06
All right. Thank you. Yeah, over the wall.
04:10:10
Well, the wall is unnecessary.
04:10:12
That's.
04:10:13
You can see how the planks are unnecessary.
04:10:16
They're not load bearing partial.
04:10:18
Well, yeah, the load bearing ones are necessary, but, yeah, ruined all.
04:10:23
Right. He was removing right for wall.
04:10:26
All right.
04:10:26
There used to be the other half he took
04:10:29
and the rest to make my backside for the horseshoes.
04:10:32
Those you will Markkanen.
04:10:36
Oh are you kidding.
04:10:38
You don't say
04:10:40
no it's working it in and
04:10:44
you're then
04:10:46
I know you cannot
04:10:50
but that's true I must Well I'm sure glad
04:10:56
we getting close you know back you lot.
04:11:00
Let's go back.
04:11:01
Would you like to schedule action.
04:11:06
They get that time.
04:11:07
Count Dracula is your actual vehicular
04:11:10
traffic grabbed Gary Rhodes
04:11:14
slapped you long
04:11:16
slimy law crap
04:11:19
we left bachelor
04:11:23
with basketball.
04:11:26
Brian's bachelor with basketball.
04:11:29
Bachelor basketball
04:11:32
is great job.
04:11:35
Totally wrong.
04:11:37
It did believe in the Bronco from the point of
04:11:41
you don't write down from the ball.
04:11:45
Yeah, don't run.
04:11:46
But no, I want him to.
04:11:48
But I can't make him do it it.
04:11:50
All goes Count Dracula.
04:11:53
Grab the basketball.
04:11:55
There is bachelor scrap basketball.
04:12:00
He doesn't get all the crew never gets back
04:12:04
there.
04:12:04
Yeah, it can't be solved.
04:12:07
Scott.
04:12:07
Vancouver, Dracula, basketball. All right.
04:12:11
See you straight from
04:12:13
the ambulance.
04:12:16
Komodo dragons grab you, so
04:12:20
I know all the crap you saw,
04:12:23
right?
04:12:25
Okay, So.
04:12:28
So how does it go again?
04:12:30
Guys? I'm confused.
04:12:32
So we got backwards.
04:12:33
Dracula with all the crap.
04:12:35
So the basketball
04:12:38
bugs. Who?
04:12:40
There's no spatula, dude.
04:12:44
No spatula at all.
04:12:46
All the bags you call it as you walk
04:12:50
smack,
04:12:53
smack.
04:12:54
I throw that smack you your doll,
04:12:58
we go dry.
04:12:58
Thank you for all of arguable
04:13:01
if that we're world
04:13:06
not really
04:13:08
mean it He just walked away
04:13:11
from behind your have walked three quarters so that
04:13:15
you're not normal world
04:13:21
What does that a turkey
04:13:23
go straight Oh my God I'm going to Bugsy Come on, bro.
04:13:29
Give me this gun.
04:13:31
The drug they love.
04:13:33
Yes, that's Joe.
04:13:34
Dance break room, Joe.
04:13:37
They told me.
04:13:39
Turn them into a container.
04:13:41
They're a small white container. Joey.
04:13:43
Oh, my God.
04:13:45
There's a spider falling across the container
04:13:47
like I spray with the spray
04:13:50
for the spray that is going to kill it.
04:13:54
No, that's good.
04:13:56
Lucky asshole.
04:13:57
The spray is meant to kill bugs, and he's walking across the go.
04:14:01
I know. He's challenged me.
04:14:04
You son of a bitch.
04:14:05
Parking would actually require him to be able to read what it says?
04:14:10
I don't think he's aware.
04:14:12
No, I really don't know.
04:14:14
He could be a bad Christian.
04:14:16
I was not aware of this Super Bowl.
04:14:19
We both go. Yeah,
04:14:21
yeah.
04:14:22
Cricket, take a short break.
04:14:25
You're unreal. They're also
04:14:29
all cryptic.
04:14:31
Take a shit, kid.
04:14:32
I rib.
04:14:35
No way.
04:14:37
What do I get?
04:14:38
Do I hit a new theme song out of the deal?
04:14:42
Flood Ransom has $10 and four
04:14:45
Firefly Player of Fire for five.
04:14:50
So Google now that's the most Google rhyme of all times.
04:14:53
I added to it every time I have to see this price
04:14:57
that they're in my head just going like, go get a ladder and slide Rance
04:15:02
back.
04:15:02
Who happens to
04:15:04
Nathan's name saying it lends itself to build out?
04:15:08
I love the abstract rap.
04:15:11
Yeah, Yeah.
04:15:12
That's why I love. Eminem. I really do.
04:15:15
And that's why you don't you love game recovery
04:15:19
during your before recovery after recovery after is better.
04:15:25
You're actually an idiot.
04:15:27
My problem is didn't not quite sure why you
04:15:30
I did this physically for you I've never voted a day in my life.
04:15:36
Okay.
04:15:36
But I voted eight months.
04:15:38
My man made fun of Bill Clinton.
04:15:41
He made fun out George Bush.
04:15:43
Yes. He waited Barack Obama because he was busy.
04:15:46
Of course he didn't.
04:15:47
He attacked Trump directly.
04:15:50
He also attacked George Bush.
04:15:51
But he was attacking George Bush was actually
04:15:54
bringing our troops home.
04:15:56
Right?
04:15:56
That was yeah, that was as a teenager.
04:15:59
Do not this dipshit go for, you know, his attacking.
04:16:02
Great childish.
04:16:04
And then he has a thing about Biden.
04:16:07
So he went from an anti-establishment
04:16:10
to a pro-establishment Democrat
04:16:13
and that's the wreck.
04:16:14
He's No, no, he's right. He's your man.
04:16:17
Jay-Z is my There's not a white person in Michigan
04:16:21
voting Democrat except you
04:16:25
Jew, Nigger supported Obama.
04:16:28
Jay-Z campaigned with Obama.
04:16:31
I don't dislike Jay-Z in the slightest.
04:16:33
I still love Jay-Z. I don't care.
04:16:36
Yeah.
04:16:36
Eminem went from anti-establishment to
04:16:41
pro established went Democrat.
04:16:45
Okay,
04:16:47
fantastic.
04:16:48
I don't I feel like that's fake.
04:16:50
Plus he's from the union from anyway so
04:16:55
I don't agree with my party's platform
04:16:58
but you got to say
04:17:00
where is he from Bath to side with the conservative, right.
04:17:05
Montana. He's on fucking Montana.
04:17:07
He was born in Montana.
04:17:08
He even from Detroit. So
04:17:12
he drove by one of his houses.
04:17:13
It's actually right and it's like right over here.
04:17:16
My girlfriend, I drive around looking at rich people houses,
04:17:20
getting not rather have a ranch in Montana, man
04:17:23
driving dirt roads and, you know, maybe having a beer to
04:17:28
back roads and go over and look at the mansions.
04:17:30
But yeah,
04:17:31
because he's got a Clinton Township house, but he's also got a one in
04:17:35
this right over here.
04:17:36
It's like fucking 7 minutes away.
04:17:39
But he can't.
04:17:40
He's supposedly not so much as this one is more the one in Clinton Township
04:17:43
all the time, but it was the came moment to be able to make more imagine
04:17:49
became our man.
04:17:50
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:17:51
That's because it was the former owner of Kmart.
04:17:53
I was thinking about calling my house.
04:17:55
That was.
04:17:56
I loved that name of the Mickey Mouse mansion.
04:17:59
I'm in the south
04:18:01
with the
04:18:02
white ribbon, whatever,
04:18:06
you big dummy.
04:18:07
Yeah, big dummy.
04:18:09
This you guys have a battery I to use because this
04:18:18
or for that?
04:18:19
It's a mickey,
04:18:23
and then we get no time.
04:18:24
This is the drill.
04:18:29
Oh, it is, In fact, totally crack.
04:18:31
That's ahead.
04:18:32
I dare you to put your dick in there.
04:18:36
Okay, Put that in there.
04:18:38
You know I will.
04:18:39
Now put put it on forward drive.
04:18:42
Hold just a little Reagan News segment.
04:18:46
We're going to stick in.
04:18:47
There
04:18:49
you are, babies.
04:18:51
Can you put your dick in here,
04:18:52
dry out the world by stuffing things in their mouths stover?
04:18:56
They and we'll write about this.
04:18:59
I, I like to experience
04:19:03
what give the world when it changes the bill.
04:19:06
But what are we watching as their actual content
04:19:12
really?
04:19:12
Is there is there some heaven ready?
04:19:15
Ready what no love injury.
04:19:18
There's actually it's sort of hours that's four and a half vanity.
04:19:24
There you go.
04:19:26
Hold your breath.
04:19:27
Come on.
04:19:27
I see
04:19:29
what's happening. Gary
04:19:31
Got it.
04:19:34
He's.
04:19:34
It's pretty good.
04:19:37
I don't.
04:19:38
I don't see what that is.
04:19:41
Oh, he flipped.
04:19:44
Did you?
04:19:45
Oh, Gary was, like,
04:19:48
very disappointed.
04:19:49
I think you heard
04:19:52
what he is margin around here.
04:19:53
Falcons forward is, of course,
04:20:04
okay.
04:20:05
You officially made your system in 4 hours now from when you actually started
04:20:10
2 hours after he said he was don't
04:20:22
know what is going on
04:20:27
with your
04:20:28
headphones.
04:20:37
It was hard to say no to
04:20:44
use great face
04:20:48
to face.
04:20:49
These these days
04:20:53
this pretty nice speech screen three, three,
04:20:58
six, six.
04:21:01
Okay.
04:21:04
It's time
04:21:18
for try that and watch
04:21:25
the source.
04:21:28
Here it comes.
04:21:39
So you can you could argue that
04:21:43
whose voice was us?
04:21:55
I started fighting in a gardening party Bizarre said I will guitar it
04:21:58
and it's largely because I eat guitar on parking lot See that it draws voice.
04:22:04
Now that Gary was
04:22:09
right before it is Gary
04:22:10
what was in
04:22:15
your brain
04:22:27
says that's really a demonstration.
04:22:30
I don't know what he's doing.
04:22:33
I think it's a very good model and I get that.
04:22:36
I know that
04:22:38
supposed to not get shit over is going to be.
04:22:41
That's all right for this.
04:22:42
For those of you to fall in the dirt.
04:22:44
So it's not going to break in the dirt for more of the sports.
04:22:49
What is he doing?
04:22:50
He's going to hurt himself.
04:22:52
So one thing they teach you in manufacturing industry
04:22:55
is you never have one person alone in the shop at once.
04:22:58
You always need a second person there just in case something happens.
04:23:03
So you've got to that
04:23:06
car door on.
04:23:10
You've got his addresses in the case.
04:23:11
You need to download a one right? 25%.
04:23:15
No problem in review.
04:23:19
In review a very old practice alone
04:23:22
that looks like a shitty hockey book
04:23:26
or a hockey stick.
04:23:27
Sorry, the dog is like sorry, the bed is perfect.
04:23:30
A hockey stick, but it's a shitty.
04:23:31
I can sit like a mini hockey stick. Right?
04:23:34
Did you make a mini hockey stick? Yes. There there is.
04:23:37
You got the mask to go with it.
04:23:39
It still sucks. It's still stuck there. Just.
04:23:43
Okay.
04:23:44
Well, how is that going to hold onto the cut?
04:23:46
Well, it cut.
04:23:47
It's our thumbnail over here.
04:23:50
Cuts would get, you know, just this nail that would wall with it.
04:23:55
Just jagged against that would wall behind here
04:23:58
the rest of the wood that will is just jagged against that.
04:24:02
Yeah. Yeah. They're going to see that upper.
04:24:04
Yeah.
04:24:05
There's no no try the other way.
04:24:08
Try the way I. Tried that way. No.
04:24:11
Like Casey Jones and this turtle.
04:24:13
You did it the opposite way. We did it a different direction.
04:24:15
So it's like, really
04:24:17
didn't count.
04:24:21
You have the reverse.
04:24:23
So you're up
04:24:28
to your dick with it. Now.
04:24:33
Oh, shit.
04:24:35
Let's get a demonstration with it.
04:24:36
Cut with it. Cut.
04:24:39
I don't think I'll do a shot if it cuts.
04:24:43
For the record, can
04:24:44
we see how many fingers you have now?
04:24:47
You're right.
04:24:48
Gary Prior or Tim
04:24:51
Terry Do
04:24:54
it Doesn't count.
04:24:57
If it cuts, I'll do a shot.
04:24:58
If you cut.
04:24:59
It was your belt to most of us like that.
04:25:04
Yeah. Did you?
04:25:05
Did you mean to whack it off?
04:25:08
Yeah.
04:25:09
I'll try it again.
04:25:10
Did it cut dryer? Dryer.
04:25:13
Oh, Jason. Like machete.
04:25:15
Okay, Kind of try that.
04:25:17
Unrealistic, scary.
04:25:19
Jason, have you ever had obviously the hockey sticks meant
04:25:22
to play hockey about the cut would right
04:25:26
the I don't use it as a putt putt
04:25:30
putt putt
04:25:32
putt putt golf club
04:25:35
Brilliant. All right.
04:25:38
But I don't know.
04:25:39
Yeah, we all know we're all very busy.
04:25:44
No, no, no.
04:25:45
Michigan, we should only
04:25:48
know that much.
04:25:49
You know everyone. We're all in. No,
04:25:52
it's Michigan.
04:25:53
Don't be a mini golf everywhere.
04:25:56
All the everywhere else.
04:25:57
Putt putt is Michigan only. Are you kidding me?
04:25:59
Many local.
04:26:00
Is everyone else affected?
04:26:03
Yeah.
04:26:03
Who calls it I want a soda.
04:26:06
Can you give me a soda in Ohio?
04:26:08
Yeah.
04:26:08
Or even Georgia, where it's like, can I get a Pepsi Coke?
04:26:11
And it's like, what?
04:26:11
You fucking retarded Pepsi, everything.
04:26:14
You go up your cousin, you don't.
04:26:18
Sorry.
04:26:20
Bell's anymore.
04:26:21
Jordan doing is one of my favorite accounts.
04:26:23
That one.
04:26:24
What the hell do not have, like, a table?
04:26:26
I mean,
04:26:28
you need to stand here.
04:26:30
What are you building it?
04:26:32
And I don't know, Skinny little.
04:26:34
What do you want me?
04:26:35
I'll just put on the ground.
04:26:37
What do you.
04:26:38
What do you with it own shit for?
04:26:42
You can't see it now.
04:26:43
Yeah, you're in the fucking phone.
04:26:45
Had a dipshit
04:26:48
camera phone here.
04:26:49
A big part of it.
04:26:50
Oh, you just. Oh, my God.
04:26:53
Oh, my God.
04:26:53
I got it right.
04:26:55
Oh, my God. If it cuts, I'll do a shot.
04:26:58
You got to cut it down.
04:27:00
All right.
04:27:01
Did you. Were you.
04:27:02
Were you going?
04:27:03
What's that saying, Gary?
04:27:04
That somebody wrote
04:27:08
it? Just the.
04:27:09
This is the motherfucking machete.
04:27:12
This is the handcrafted will.
04:27:14
It cut, forged and forged in fire.
04:27:16
Let's go.
04:27:17
Will it cut? It looks like a limp dick.
04:27:20
If it didn't, I don't know if they throw it up.
04:27:27
Well, at least slice for a second.
04:27:29
But it is, it is the hand-sewn piece of cutlery.
04:27:34
There was a lot.
04:27:34
I mean, seriously, you have a nicer blade
04:27:38
know you out there and dangerous that.
04:27:41
Good.
04:27:41
Yeah, that's good in that handle box.
04:27:44
Yeah.
04:27:44
It looks like it's going to pop open and slice you when you try to.
04:27:48
No, it kills people did it.
04:27:51
Did it leave a mark at all on the word.
04:27:54
No. No, none.
04:27:56
Not even a little, little nick
04:28:00
made a little one else.
04:28:02
The wound was already sliced into that point at that point.
04:28:06
And then I chopped into at the same juncture.
04:28:09
And that could be from it.
04:28:12
Maybe that's probably from it.
04:28:14
I'll do a shot.
04:28:15
Now, I learned from that vision, Cheryl, that that put that bullshit
04:28:19
already.
04:28:20
Cut your fake bullshit.
04:28:23
The knife is lumpy here.
04:28:25
So what are you there?
04:28:26
What do you think about the physics that,
04:28:28
like, people can throw the playing cards into, like, watermelons and stuff?
04:28:32
Obviously,
04:28:34
every time they successfully do it, they drop a handful of cards
04:28:38
that they were sitting there trying a thousand times.
04:28:42
So either that or there's a couple of cards in there
04:28:44
that are a little thicker that now, oh, the way is
04:28:49
little more razors.
04:28:50
You actually you actually sharpen them up
04:28:54
so you can just make them a little more thicker cardstock
04:28:57
or have a edge that sprays
04:29:01
spray the more of every 2 hours
04:29:09
and three quarters over
04:29:12
what I said I would do
04:29:16
as the above so below 50 times led
04:29:19
you no
04:29:24
he veiled
04:29:27
of course.