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Fladge Rants Live #14 Cryptids

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00:02:42 Hi. Nobody's frozen.
00:02:43 Oh, there's two Gary's. That's hot.
00:02:46 That's what we needed.
00:02:48 Can we do three more?
00:02:50 Oh, hi, everybody. I'm Gary.
00:02:53 Welcome to Fledgling Ranch Live.
00:02:54 This is a cryptids episode.
00:02:56 They don't exist.
00:02:56 So we're doing
00:02:59 the Fermi Paradox, where there's
00:03:02 200 billion
00:03:05 galaxies that we can detect light from,
00:03:09 and there are 200 billion stars in each of those galaxies.
00:03:14 So even if there is a one in a trillion
00:03:17 chance of intelligent life developing,
00:03:20 there is definitely intelligent life elsewhere.
00:03:24 And the Fermi paradox is, where is everyone?
00:03:28 I'm just kidding.
00:03:29 We're doing Cryptids today.
00:03:32 But aliens that was wondering why alien.
00:03:40 Okay, we're back.
00:03:42 I'm glad you're here because I.
00:03:44 This is kind of what I was curious about. So it continues.
00:03:47 Yeah.
00:03:49 Here's how they they fit the description.
00:03:54 A lot of people believe they exist,
00:03:56 and yet there's no
00:04:00 indisputable proof or evidence of aliens.
00:04:03 So I think they should belong in the Cryptids category.
00:04:06 The reason they do not is
00:04:09 I'm not even sure.
00:04:10 It's like
00:04:12 the the definition is like a legendary creature of myth or folklore.
00:04:17 That sounds about right.
00:04:19 And the explanation for why people describe them.
00:04:23 The same is very similar to the reason people describe cryptids the same.
00:04:29 So you hear a description of something and then the next weird thing you see
00:04:34 in your brain does strange things.
00:04:36 When you see stuff, it makes it something that you understand.
00:04:40 I've heard of seen before.
00:04:43 Like if you've never seen
00:04:46 an owl or a sandhill crane,
00:04:51 that's a lot of what these cryptids were.
00:04:53 So let's let's get down to brass tacks here.
00:04:55 I want Mount Rushmore of Cryptids, which obviously start with Sasquatch.
00:05:01 I want to know what a saying they'll create as first off.
00:05:04 Oh, it's Big Bird.
00:05:06 Karen.
00:05:06 Category
00:05:10 would put Hey, zoos.
00:05:11 Hey, zoos fall into the cryptids category.
00:05:17 Another legendary myth.
00:05:19 I mean, the legend. It's
00:05:23 magic, mystical.
00:05:25 So, I mean, Okay, well, okay.
00:05:28 True. Cryptids. Here's my Mount Rushmore.
00:05:31 I go Bigfoot, Loch Ness monster, Nessie, of course
00:05:35 I got to go with.
00:05:39 What's that one?
00:05:40 Chupacabra, the the Mexican dog beast.
00:05:45 And and then I was thinking the Jersey devil.
00:05:48 But I think Mothman is a little, little better.
00:05:51 The interesting thing about Mothman is the first time he was seen,
00:05:55 I believe, was the 1950s, 90 miles apart on the same day.
00:05:59 So those people couldn't have compared notes.
00:06:02 They described similar creatures, and that's where I get the serial crank,
00:06:05 because they've got like this red right where their eyes are, and Mothman
00:06:10 will have red eyes.
00:06:11 The Jersey devil does get honorable mention.
00:06:14 It's a weird one, but there are other categories that
00:06:18 that miss like mystical, magical fantasy creatures that that Mt.
00:06:25 Rushmore grows more like dragons, unicorns,
00:06:29 I guess other like Pegasus in there.
00:06:31 But that's that's mythology, too.
00:06:34 And then there's the Halloween costume. Ones
00:06:39 like there. Who?
00:06:41 Pardon me?
00:06:42 I don't have a sneeze button.
00:06:43 You're so good looking like that.
00:06:45 Vampires.
00:06:46 Werewolves.
00:06:50 People say mummies, but.
00:06:51 No, no, like, how about zombies and witches? So.
00:06:54 But these aren't cryptids.
00:06:55 But although I did title this cryptids,
00:06:59 I want to cover all of them.
00:07:01 Leprechauns, Smurfs, Captain Crunch, Santa Claus,
00:07:06 all everything that probably doesn't exist,
00:07:09 but could.
00:07:13 Now, some of these things like a unicorn.
00:07:15 I think you could genetically modified an existing creature
00:07:18 or breed a mutation into
00:07:23 and make records and re reproduce unicorns or reproduce.
00:07:26 Will you record?
00:07:27 I don't think you can really do the Pegasus thing.
00:07:29 A flying horse, the match in the wings they would need.
00:07:32 I mean, they'd have to be enormous.
00:07:36 But Bigfoot is the big scripted.
00:07:38 And I've got a few examples of why it could be real.
00:07:43 My first one is Panda Bears.
00:07:45 Do you guys know that it took us 30 years to get panda
00:07:49 bears from a myth, A legend to actually find one in the wild?
00:07:54 Because honestly, they're better traveling around
00:07:57 and hiding in the woods than we are exploring them.
00:08:00 So for a while, panda
00:08:03 bears were considered like Sasquatch.
00:08:07 Also the Denisovans.
00:08:09 We've only got of
00:08:13 a finger bone from the Denisovans
00:08:16 or Denisovans from our cave in Russia.
00:08:20 If. Proportionally,
00:08:22 that finger bone was
00:08:25 that we had the rest of the body be, like, seven, eight feet tall.
00:08:30 Also, there's legends
00:08:32 and myths of giants from every culture all over the world. So.
00:08:36 And Yeti, the Abominable Snowman.
00:08:40 That's a relative of Sasquatch. Got to be.
00:08:43 So that is the most interesting.
00:08:46 I mean, I bet that guy did draw as well.
00:08:49 I was going to mention him, and.
00:08:51 No, I was not going to mention him.
00:08:52 But now that you brought him up,
00:08:56 I also did the first word on.
00:09:00 Yeah, Yeah. Get the picture up together.
00:09:02 Well, Draw challenged me to double down,
00:09:06 and I thought that meant to try
00:09:08 to support these.
00:09:12 These cryptids like to support crypto Zoology is real
00:09:15 science and, you know, challenge accepted.
00:09:19 Bring it on.
00:09:20 Yeah, I met that guy at a gas station.
00:09:22 Look at the back of his car.
00:09:24 That is ridiculous. That guy is gung ho.
00:09:27 His shirt matches and then he's got the ridiculous facial hair.
00:09:31 Just like what on earth? So,
00:09:36 you know,
00:09:37 my my little avatar on the screen here is Sasquatch.
00:09:40 Now, that that is the most famous picture.
00:09:43 And it is an undisputed hoax.
00:09:46 It was a man in a suit, which is funny because it's a female.
00:09:50 It's got boobs,
00:09:52 but it is a man in a suit, and the guy's only five
00:09:55 and three quarters feet tall, so he wasn't even that big. But.
00:09:59 But even the most recent, the even the cast
00:10:01 River Bigfoot.
00:10:04 Oh, that's the picture I was talking about.
00:10:08 Yeah, but then we had the cast over Bigfoot upstate Michigan
00:10:11 that was supposedly, like, holding, like, a kid or something in its arms.
00:10:16 But, yeah, that's the infamous classic one.
00:10:18 But, yeah, that's the hoax, right?
00:10:20 If I guarantee you the machine was a hoax, one to.
00:10:23 It's a fake. I mean. Well, I don't think it was.
00:10:26 I'm pretty sure a Bigfoot doesn't exist, by the way.
00:10:29 That's why I dismissed it at the beginning.
00:10:31 In search of the Fermi Paradox.
00:10:33 I'm, like, six foot eight.
00:10:35 If Shaquille O'Neal grew hair.
00:10:39 Yeah,
00:10:40 it probably is like size 19 shoe to.
00:10:45 Oh, is that the Michigan one?
00:10:47 That's just the dude.
00:10:49 Oh, actually, that's.
00:10:50 That's a pretty good one.
00:10:51 I like that.
00:10:54 I've always been fascinated by Bigfoot.
00:10:56 That's why I use him as my avatar.
00:11:00 I would love to believe
00:11:02 it is.
00:11:03 I just double bonds, Right?
00:11:06 Okay, let's go to the next one.
00:11:07 The result is Loch Ness Monster.
00:11:09 Now, Nessie, there haven't been reported sightings
00:11:12 like there used to be in a good decade.
00:11:15 So I'm afraid poor Nessie died.
00:11:18 I think Nessie is dead.
00:11:22 Ladies.
00:11:22 Saurus Nessie could have.
00:11:24 I might be getting the dinosaur name wrong, but it matches the description of a
00:11:28 of an extinct creature.
00:11:29 So it's.
00:11:31 It was actually real at one point.
00:11:34 There wasn't enough fish even after.
00:11:37 You know what marker also dug it.
00:11:39 If it was real at one point.
00:11:41 I mean, I've always been weirded out by like the trends, like going from dinosaurs
00:11:47 to us now, but somehow the alligator stayed the same the entire way.
00:11:50 So it didn't really like didn't advance much.
00:11:55 It didn't I don't know.
00:11:56 It's kind of weird.
00:11:59 Apex predators don't have to change
00:12:04 until they get knocked off.
00:12:05 Well, exactly.
00:12:06 So if alligator still exists today, why couldn't
00:12:09 I mean, or Loch Ness still exists today?
00:12:14 Well,
00:12:16 the T-Rex and the common chicken have a common share.
00:12:20 A common ancestor.
00:12:22 But who's the live now, huh?
00:12:26 Not the apex predator.
00:12:31 What's next?
00:12:32 Chupacabra.
00:12:32 I love chupacabra, but it kind of fits in the werewolf category
00:12:37 because it's ending upright like you're in for your frog, dude.
00:12:42 Oh, and the reason I wanted to bring up aliens
00:12:45 is because what if these are all aliens sightings?
00:12:48 They're not sandhill cranes or owls.
00:12:51 Yeah, See, I was thinking that, too, because it's not out of the realm.
00:12:54 And this ties into that local store or that that local story.
00:12:58 But the recent story in Vegas, where they saw the aliens
00:13:01 supposedly in their backyard recently as as five days ago,
00:13:07 they are self lockdown
00:13:09 in their own home because they are being attacked
00:13:13 and being harassed over people claiming that they
00:13:16 they did a hoax over the thing they did.
00:13:19 Oh, there is evidence that shows that there was a meteor
00:13:22 and the thing in the sky was potentially a meteor.
00:13:25 And so I don't know.
00:13:27 It's quite interesting, but that's the most recent news on it.
00:13:30 And there really hasn't been any updates at all on that show,
00:13:32 which is really weird.
00:13:35 But that way that they describe that creature, it's very tall of that, right?
00:13:38 It was very, you know,
00:13:41 crypto zoologist esque, you know.
00:13:45 Right.
00:13:47 Red glowing eyes seem to be common the the most of our bloodsuckers.
00:13:51 So that's why that's why that's what led me to vampires.
00:13:55 But going eyes don't make any sense in any context.
00:14:00 Why why would eyes glow I mean that red reflection
00:14:04 you get maybe when you shine the light, maybe
00:14:07 potentially evil like a raccoon?
00:14:11 Yeah.
00:14:11 When I take my dogs picture, I get like, a green glow
00:14:14 out of his eyeballs.
00:14:18 I'm speaking of Barker.
00:14:19 Bob Barker died
00:14:21 99 years old.
00:14:25 I thought he was the one beast.
00:14:28 Oh, yeah.
00:14:29 I assumed Price is wrong, bitch.
00:14:36 What's next?
00:14:38 See, I want to include Cap'n Crunch, The Smurfs.
00:14:42 Oh, breaking news.
00:14:44 Bob Barker died
00:14:47 and died.
00:14:48 I loved him in Happy Gilmore.
00:14:50 I mean, you know, prices are
00:14:58 we choosing the Bob Barker and every Bob Barker?
00:15:01 Well, I got nothing.
00:15:04 Yeah, you disrespectful bastard.
00:15:06 Brady, I'm going to.
00:15:08 I didn't even know you were here.
00:15:09 Brady, When did you get here?
00:15:10 Hi. It's been quiet.
00:15:12 Holy crap.
00:15:14 How you met without Brady?
00:15:16 None of the here.
00:15:18 There's no way, though. No.
00:15:19 How about fish to feed the Loch Ness monster in that one lake?
00:15:25 And in Loch Ness, if it was the size that they claim or
00:15:28 even half the size, there wasn't enough fish to feed it, so it couldn't exist.
00:15:34 If I'm not
00:15:35 if I'm not mistaken, I thought that Lake potentially fed to other areas
00:15:39 and they weren't sure if it was just because it's a loch.
00:15:42 So technically those indicate that it would feed other areas.
00:15:48 Probably might just be long fucking gone was only for one day
00:15:51 just to take that picture.
00:15:54 There's a few picture.
00:15:55 Picture was debunked as a submarine, a little toy on top.
00:16:01 Oh, the whole movie.
00:16:02 Yeah.
00:16:03 We got the people that did it actually have like,
00:16:06 the behind the scenes making it.
00:16:08 I find it.
00:16:10 Okay, I don't want to debunk everything
00:16:12 because I'll just be the shit a guy.
00:16:16 I believe I'm like, shitting on things.
00:16:17 It's fun. Or unicorns. Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:21 I find a gigantic list and let's go through them
00:16:24 and debunk each and every one of them.
00:16:26 It's on there right now, and it's.
00:16:27 Wow, it's long.
00:16:30 Look.
00:16:33 Oh, let's go through the interesting ones
00:16:35 over on Chupacabra.
00:16:38 Yeah, Yeah, that.
00:16:41 Well, my final one would be Mothman.
00:16:43 The two cities 90 miles away.
00:16:45 The first day it was ever seen.
00:16:48 That's.
00:16:49 That's pretty amazing.
00:16:50 That was the one that was supposed to be a Sandhill Cranes.
00:16:53 But the Godzilla.
00:16:55 I mean, Mothman looked at me
00:17:02 Adeboye something else.
00:17:06 I'm not familiar with Mothman.
00:17:08 I thought he was a like a villain.
00:17:10 And some like Marvel or Ninja Turtles,
00:17:14 I think
00:17:16 he's just a dark figure with red glowing eyes bloodsucker.
00:17:21 But I think the most interesting, like
00:17:24 physiology of crypto zoology is definitely the jersey devil.
00:17:30 Give us a picture of Jersey Devil.
00:17:31 It's it's pretty gruesome and it'll be it'll be the tattoo.
00:17:36 It's There it is.
00:17:37 Is that what they did with what is it?
00:17:41 A goat head. It's crazy.
00:17:44 It was a dog.
00:17:46 It did get an NHL team named after it. So.
00:17:51 Yeah.
00:17:52 And the rapper Joe Biden use it as a
00:17:55 anybody who who's familiar with him was true, but you're probably not.
00:17:58 But yeah, so you saw the moniker aliens.
00:18:01 If aliens are among us, wouldn't these be them?
00:18:05 Oh, jellyfish bugs.
00:18:08 Those those little bastards.
00:18:09 They've like a praying mantis.
00:18:12 That doesn't look like it's from around here.
00:18:14 You don't need to make up stories.
00:18:15 They're there next to me in my my bunker here.
00:18:18 You know, finding the duckbill platypus is pretty strange.
00:18:23 How about are you still going through your list?
00:18:26 Because I have some.
00:18:28 Hit me.
00:18:29 Give me your list.
00:18:29 It's seven species. Here's. Here's my show.
00:18:33 I wrote it on my hand. You made my show.
00:18:35 My show involves people having sex with animals.
00:18:38 I think I research the wrong topic.
00:18:43 Great job.
00:18:45 Until I did the Fermi Paradox,
00:18:47 the Komodo dragon was considered scripted until 1910.
00:18:52 See, there you go.
00:18:53 It's a dragon, though.
00:18:55 It doesn't really fire and it doesn't fly.
00:18:58 But man, it's a real dragon.
00:19:00 You had just mentioned this one,
00:19:04 right?
00:19:06 Is a moth, man.
00:19:07 That's the platypus.
00:19:09 Oh, the platypus, Yeah.
00:19:11 Don't you think those are real?
00:19:13 1798.
00:19:16 Not sure what this
00:19:21 Something that does not exist is the beaver at the Detroit Zoo.
00:19:24 Just so anybody knows, if you're at the Detroit Zoo
00:19:26 and you go by the beaver exhibit, don't waste your fucking time.
00:19:29 It is not there.
00:19:31 Is it really a cat?
00:19:31 Oh, I've never I've never once seen it.
00:19:35 I've never once seen it.
00:19:36 And I go there quite often.
00:19:37 A gorilla, the Majestic giraffe.
00:19:39 It is natural habitat
00:19:47 going squid.
00:19:50 Yeah.
00:19:50 See, those are weird, though.
00:19:52 They have, like, five hearts.
00:19:54 That's an interesting physiology.
00:19:58 Well, worms are like that, too.
00:20:01 Yeah.
00:20:01 You also cut them in half to make them too,
00:20:04 which also makes them immortal
00:20:07 and group
00:20:09 anything that splits in half to multiply
00:20:12 is basically the the original cell
00:20:16 or the original organism.
00:20:23 That's moss.
00:20:24 Oh, is that my man?
00:20:25 I got to find that it does not look like moth wings.
00:20:28 I hate to tell anybody. No,
00:20:33 no, no.
00:20:35 I don't know.
00:20:37 Let's talk like about it. Maybe it's head,
00:20:41 but it is fake.
00:20:42 All right, I'm going to get this mosquito.
00:20:45 Mosquito? That's a blood sucker.
00:20:48 But, yeah, my friend supposed to be a sucking.
00:20:50 Yeah, that's terrifying.
00:20:52 A lot of these cryptids are just terrified, Nessie.
00:20:55 Not so much, but the rest of them now kill your ass.
00:20:58 Okay, Mothman, They were real.
00:21:00 Mothman is a minor character from the comic book Watchmen.
00:21:04 Oh, there we go.
00:21:06 Good guy or bad guy?
00:21:07 They stole it. I don't know.
00:21:08 I haven't read that far.
00:21:10 Oh, okay.
00:21:11 I'm sorry to make you read.
00:21:14 So you think this video would make you if you saw this,
00:21:17 if you were a young couple, a little bit drunk or a little bit wasted,
00:21:20 and you saw this in the woods, wouldn't you think you saw Mothman?
00:21:26 Oh, yeah.
00:21:29 Those raccoons.
00:21:29 We were camping and we saw hundreds of them.
00:21:32 It just freaks the shit out of you.
00:21:35 Yeah. All the eyes staring at you.
00:21:37 That looks like raccoons to me. Or possums.
00:21:40 Yeah, they're definitely raccoons.
00:21:42 That made me superhero.
00:21:45 Good guy, hero.
00:21:46 That one in the back looks like Mothman.
00:21:48 Oh, crap.
00:21:50 Well, I even like him anymore.
00:21:52 The Jersey Devils replacing him on Mount Rushmore.
00:21:56 Oh, that was quick
00:21:58 stuff, Gary.
00:21:59 He'll throw you off the bus.
00:22:02 Oh, there.
00:22:02 Oh, there he is. He is a hero.
00:22:05 There is a Fanta.
00:22:06 I'm going to miss him this Halloween.
00:22:10 I've got the physique
00:22:13 and I've got the legs for that thong.
00:22:17 And even if it's not a thong, mine will be.
00:22:19 Did you say thong?
00:22:22 No, He has,
00:22:25 like the gayest get up on on that in that picture.
00:22:28 Yeah, No offense.
00:22:29 The gays do your thing.
00:22:32 Oh, okay. Let's see.
00:22:33 That's where you went there.
00:22:34 Remember when we were complaining about the.
00:22:36 The alphabet community?
00:22:38 I was thinking about the trans being
00:22:41 in that community, specifically the T, the T
00:22:45 defies the freaks.
00:22:48 I'm sorry.
00:22:49 Not a freak said they prefer abominations that are in the category.
00:22:53 They're like,
00:22:55 So if you're trans,
00:22:58 a trans dude would want to be a lesbian, right?
00:23:03 They would identify if they switch in their gender
00:23:06 but not their sexual preference.
00:23:08 So straight dude.
00:23:09 So to be a lesbian,
00:23:11 that doesn't make them a lesbian.
00:23:14 And lesbians, should the lesbians that have been slighted this whole time
00:23:18 should be offended that the dude wants to be not to mention the sports crap
00:23:22 that's going on with men selling women's records.
00:23:26 That's just ridiculous.
00:23:29 But I miss defining yourself
00:23:33 like using the wrong definition of what you are.
00:23:38 That shouldn't even be a category of anything
00:23:41 that's just calling it the wrong thing.
00:23:44 It's just saying it wrong.
00:23:46 That just being wrong.
00:23:49 The drive rant. That is a great rant.
00:23:51 I have a honestly, since I live in a bar,
00:23:55 I haven't felt as much like granted because I've been a piece with everything.
00:23:58 I was standing by a lake today that the surface was
00:24:02 so still it looked like a mirror.
00:24:06 It was like a perfect mirror.
00:24:07 It was beautiful.
00:24:09 Breathtaking. Yeah.
00:24:10 And that's my surroundings these days.
00:24:12 Yeah.
00:24:13 A funny thing.
00:24:14 I stopped at the house earlier.
00:24:16 My parents house, and my dad showed me something they had recorded.
00:24:20 They are looking at potentially
00:24:24 allowing
00:24:26 taxpayer money to be used to fund
00:24:30 uterus transplant.
00:24:33 Come on.
00:24:35 Nope. Serious.
00:24:37 I was.
00:24:38 I watched it, and then they just broke down.
00:24:40 Like, how illogical that is because
00:24:44 we say you could do that, but add uterus, get a good uterus,
00:24:49 or somebody born without one and a penis is okay.
00:24:54 I mean, if they really go through all the operations to make them switch
00:24:58 gender, Oh,
00:25:02 my penis identifies as a female.
00:25:06 We already did.
00:25:07 It's funny how I wonder if
00:25:09 what was the movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets pregnant?
00:25:12 I don't think they can make that movie today.
00:25:14 So yeah.
00:25:14 Twins or no, was it will they make that movie today?
00:25:18 And it wouldn't be a comedy. It'd be like a serious drama.
00:25:23 How do we get this back to Captain Crunch?
00:25:27 You make dummy,
00:25:29 you big dummy.
00:25:33 I'm so proud of this shirt.
00:25:35 This is the second time I've worn it.
00:25:36 I had a different shirt picked out.
00:25:38 I would looked at this one, too.
00:25:39 Oh, yeah.
00:25:40 But I was wearing this
00:25:43 loose.
00:25:44 This,
00:25:46 and then I got schmutz on it.
00:25:48 Look at that schmutz right there.
00:25:50 I was going to say, you look too professional, but not with the schmutz.
00:25:54 No. Well, I was at work, so I was.
00:25:57 I was being a professional press operator
00:26:01 means Rocket, which is a
00:26:05 startup rocket company.
00:26:06 That's pretty damn awesome.
00:26:10 And going to be doing things good,
00:26:12 good, good early investment opportunity.
00:26:15 Even if it's a little bit of money.
00:26:18 This isn't your normal spark water, huh?
00:26:21 I pay.
00:26:22 Since I was leaving the house and going back to the barn,
00:26:26 I filled up a bottle with Irish coffee.
00:26:31 That better?
00:26:33 There we go.
00:26:34 Why don't you just use the original
00:26:37 container?
00:26:41 Oh, okay.
00:26:44 My wife threw it out.
00:26:49 So you going through the birch section?
00:26:52 Oh, my God.
00:26:53 How's it coming along?
00:26:55 How do I. The plus size model, too.
00:26:57 Terrified down there.
00:27:02 The flower store
00:27:04 is freaking nondiscriminatory.
00:27:07 Fucking diverse as fuck.
00:27:12 But you're terrifying, Gary,
00:27:18 I said I want to get a pair of those
00:27:19 and then just wear them inside out all the time,
00:27:25 you idiot.
00:27:30 Shoot.
00:27:33 Well,
00:27:36 so where do we stand on leprechauns?
00:27:39 Oh, one of my favorite videos ever
00:27:41 is the group of a certain demographic
00:27:44 that are talking about the leprechaun in the tree.
00:27:48 Oh, you know the video I'm speaking of?
00:27:52 No, it's.
00:27:53 It's quite hilarious, especially
00:27:57 towards a specific demographic.
00:28:01 Which one is that?
00:28:03 That's just a bunch of black people
00:28:05 claiming that there was
00:28:06 they saw a leprechaun in the tree and they're all legitimately talking about it.
00:28:09 And it's
00:28:11 I'll try to find it.
00:28:13 They're movie leprechaun
00:28:16 that that's how legends can start a movie It's very racist
00:28:21 someone says they saw a leprechaun in trees
00:28:23 and you start looking for leprechauns and trees
00:28:25 and you see something in a tree that doesn't belong in a tree.
00:28:27 And it's a leprechaun.
00:28:35 So Brady is supposed to fill in the dead
00:28:45 air that I just leave it and one of the greatest videos in the.
00:28:55 Holy cow,
00:28:57 Jordan, You sure it you know where to gather
00:29:01 The perfect. That looks like a movie.
00:29:03 Yeah. I didn't find what you found.
00:29:05 Oh, number one. Yeah, You.
00:29:13 When Mac Daddy discovers.
00:29:16 Oh, I one
00:29:19 of the magical, mystical creatures.
00:29:22 I don't know.
00:29:23 I would put my Mount Rushmore lighting sprites, fairies,
00:29:29 goblins and trolls all under his musical.
00:29:33 I might have been too hasty with that.
00:29:35 I might want to replace most of those call them little people.
00:29:38 Thieving hoods. You it?
00:29:40 Yeah. I think they were all little.
00:29:43 They got the Pixies,
00:29:45 so I put the length of what I'm talking about in the comments.
00:29:50 Oh, nice job.
00:29:52 I don't know how to access that shit. You.
00:29:54 I think I know somebody who does the.
00:29:57 Okay, that's the bomb.
00:29:59 I'm not allowed to touch my phone.
00:30:01 I had a whole background set up because it's fantasy
00:30:05 football draft season, so I had two football players behind me.
00:30:10 I think that's LaDainian Tomlinson is here
00:30:13 and then my player here, you can't even see my flood
00:30:16 drain sign.
00:30:19 I've got to get better at doing this.
00:30:23 Brady
00:30:25 Am I supposed to watch your finger?
00:30:27 It says flat drains there behind me if you see that.
00:30:30 Oh. Oh, it does.
00:30:34 It does.
00:30:34 It says it behind me, too.
00:30:36 But it's it's now out of frame
00:30:38 because I had to move my phone in order to get a good signal.
00:30:42 So now you get to the ceiling of my bowl barn.
00:30:45 I should play that. That's not the roof.
00:30:48 The ceiling.
00:30:48 Yeah. Sorry.
00:30:49 St Patrick's Day here by the dozens to get an up close view
00:30:53 of what some say is a piece of Irish folk folklore.
00:30:57 I want to get some cryptids.
00:31:00 I have a whole scripted farm in our neighborhood now that I've got a barn.
00:31:03 Be was based on.
00:31:05 And as more in the news story,
00:31:08 two large crowds in Mobile's Creighton community.
00:31:11 They better show the leprechaun
00:31:12 Oculus camcorders, even just a bit better show them the hair.
00:31:16 They've never seen a white guy with red hair in their neighborhood.
00:31:20 Right? Right.
00:31:22 No, just freak me out.
00:31:24 I'm sorry.
00:31:24 I think a white guy with red hair at night, if you shine a light.
00:31:29 The only reason I don't include gingers.
00:31:31 This amateur sketch.
00:31:33 Oh, very. Oh, God. That's. That's the dry.
00:31:36 Find it hard to believe.
00:31:37 And that's really good.
00:31:38 Newscasters took that seriously.
00:31:41 My theory of the funny
00:31:44 thing about the end of the rainbow is you will never reach it
00:31:48 because it's perspective.
00:31:49 It's it keeps moving it down the gap.
00:31:52 And I hope this whole thing was a troll otherwise.
00:31:56 Wow. Yes, they're down there.
00:31:59 I think it was just a short ginger.
00:32:01 Not even like a little person
00:32:04 says he's prepared for his encounter with the leprechaun.
00:32:07 He suited up from head to toe in this neighborhood.
00:32:09 It just may have been a lighter skinned black guy.
00:32:11 A special right passed down from thousands of years ago from my
00:32:16 I saw an Arab ginger that freaked me out, but all gingers freak me out.
00:32:21 Don't get me wrong.
00:32:22 Maybe buried under this tree.
00:32:24 Shout out to ginger. Root that tree.
00:32:28 I'll drink to that.
00:32:30 Well, they're born without souls.
00:32:31 That's why they're scary.
00:32:33 They needed that before
00:32:36 I put my penis in one.
00:32:38 Anything he does. Wow. Pretty extreme.
00:32:41 You said it.
00:32:41 I mean, I just want to be clear that you mean Leprechaun looked at it
00:32:45 and got that good little people and without soul.
00:32:48 Oh, Ginger, that was a good story.
00:32:52 Okay, but I'm not going to disagree with any of that.
00:32:56 I just. Just. I love this lady.
00:32:59 Just so you know, I can't hear the audio most of what's on the screen right now.
00:33:03 But I did check it is playing on my stream.
00:33:05 But whatever.
00:33:07 Somebody was barbecuing, I said, Oh,
00:33:09 Lord Jesus, Jesus, G There we go.
00:33:13 If I hit it, that goes, Yeah.
00:33:15 She echoed Jesus, That was worth a life and then a smoke.
00:33:19 Get me.
00:33:20 I got bronchi ibis and nobody got to thank you like a monk.
00:33:25 According to the apartment manager, the fire started.
00:33:35 Anybody else got
00:33:37 another racist video you can watch?
00:33:41 I think I knew it would
00:33:43 deteriorate down this nonsense, but I didn't think you do it this early.
00:33:48 Racist don't exist.
00:33:50 They're like Cryptids.
00:33:53 Well, I made the joke of
00:33:54 maybe we should call it crypto currency.
00:33:59 Anybody else?
00:34:00 Anybody on the crypto wagon?
00:34:03 I did for a little bit about it sooner during COVID, but
00:34:06 I have some still doing well.
00:34:09 Yeah it's it's it's doing its thing
00:34:13 its main is maintaining echoes
00:34:18 but I got it for nothing so
00:34:21 anything more than what I got.
00:34:25 I didn't One of the rappers
00:34:27 maybe 50 Cent sold one of his songs as it's cryptocurrency only.
00:34:32 And then he ended up with $2 million.
00:34:34 What was that?
00:34:35 That football player that demanded to get paid in crypto.
00:34:38 And that was what it was at its peak. And then it crashed.
00:34:41 Oh, but it balanced the Oh yeah.
00:34:45 By the Gatorade
00:34:48 that is Vitamin Water,
00:34:51 VitaminWater, whatever.
00:34:54 Who do do
00:34:56 you make love with him at night or what.
00:35:01 Take him to bed with me or what
00:35:06 are those the only two options. Yes.
00:35:10 Okay. Or what?
00:35:12 I, I usually take a break right around now,
00:35:16 and since I have to pee
00:35:22 here, but the videos call
00:35:24 quality makes it difficult to discern any features or details.
00:35:28 It's basically a dark figure in a field of the creature
00:35:31 as a hominid running upright on two legs.
00:35:36 On whether the creature needed a shower or not.
00:35:38 Reports of the skunk ape date back to the 1940s
00:35:41 but were most common in the 1960s and seventies.
00:35:46 Number seven
00:35:48 old stinker think werewolves only exist in the movies or in literature.
00:35:53 Residents of Hull, a city in the UK, believe they've encountered a werewolf
00:35:57 cold old stinker, a creature first sighted there some 200 years ago.
00:36:02 It's said to be a huge hairy beast with red eyes
00:36:05 and was called stinker due to its bad breath. I
00:36:10 did seeing an
00:36:11 eight foot tall half man, half wolf creature
00:36:14 that was eating a German shepherd as it vaulted an eight foot high fish
00:36:18 girl whose real areas around the farm stand
00:36:23 are still there.
00:36:24 Oh, are we watching a video?
00:36:25 What's this one? No. Normal enthusiast.
00:36:28 Seventh recent sightings of Cryptids monster crashing.
00:36:32 Nice.
00:36:33 It's like current possible to photograph cool
00:36:36 dim lighting while the creature left trampled bushes.
00:36:39 And we already did.
00:36:41 The hard ground made it impossible to detect any footprints.
00:36:44 We did do. Ernst.
00:36:46 There's a dog, man.
00:36:48 Do you think Bigfoot is hung?
00:36:50 I didn't put werewolf sightings that there's.
00:36:54 There's a good question I think I've been pushing for.
00:36:57 Is it a completely Harry Shafter?
00:36:58 You think it's. It's got some bald spots. It.
00:37:02 Oh, how bad does Bigfoot smell as well?
00:37:06 The dog's dick, Harry.
00:37:08 Most cryptids, not.
00:37:09 The Red Rocks are associated with a very foul smell.
00:37:13 Gary, you've seen it before.
00:37:14 Mermaids.
00:37:16 You got a mermaid.
00:37:18 Mermaids are a great example of a scripted.
00:37:21 You've seen HBO's Red Rocket before it.
00:37:23 Well Yeah. Duh.
00:37:29 I, I go for a ride in the car.
00:37:31 Was it hairy,
00:37:33 man? Well, a man named
00:37:35 looks like lipstick extended all the way out in the UK.
00:37:39 Yeah.
00:37:39 This video blows because all these sightings aren't actually it to me.
00:37:44 I think a sighting is a video, but I guess it's not a report.
00:37:49 Yeah, it's some Jack.
00:37:49 It's a report of a sighting.
00:37:51 Videos together and doing a voice over.
00:37:53 Everyone's got a phone.
00:37:54 Just think some video. Ooh, yeah.
00:38:01 What if that's why nobody can go to Antarctica?
00:38:03 Because that's where all the cryptids are.
00:38:05 That's a
00:38:07 that's a garbage bag.
00:38:08 I think it's a dead mermaid edge colony of the animals.
00:38:12 I know.
00:38:13 Probably a seal actually looks more like seal.
00:38:16 Well, it's a dead seal reveals Also, Agatha,
00:38:21 are you familiar with its work on Gaza?
00:38:25 All the people from Lemuria, Atlantis,
00:38:30 some giants thrown in there, all live in the hollow Earth.
00:38:36 Do they?
00:38:38 I guess it must be hot down there
00:38:43 or cold.
00:38:44 It gets cold and then it gets hot.
00:38:50 But I am serious.
00:38:51 There are ways that these things can exist. We could.
00:38:54 We could engineer them.
00:38:56 We can breed them.
00:38:58 And you would.
00:38:58 And they could be aliens.
00:39:00 They could be misidentified.
00:39:02 Duckbill Planet Plie pussies that maybe we haven't
00:39:06 because they're in senses they're able to stay completely.
00:39:12 That's why I think we haven't seen aliens.
00:39:16 They just don't want to be seen.
00:39:18 But I have a hard time that cloaking technology.
00:39:21 Nobody would have captured any of these
00:39:25 things on this list.
00:39:28 Oh, that guy's got a zipper down the middle of them.
00:39:31 You saw that?
00:39:31 You know, my scroll cast, River Bigfoot.
00:39:34 They caught on video,
00:39:36 and I saw it.
00:39:39 Well,
00:39:40 that's a hoax.
00:39:42 Yeah. A lot of people that want to be famous.
00:39:44 Yeah, No, that's. I've always known that way.
00:39:45 Because even if there is a Bigfoot, like,
00:39:47 is it just one Bigfoot or are there multiple Bigfoot?
00:39:50 And is that Bigfoot fucking another? Like another Bigfoot?
00:39:53 Because they're not like little bigfoot kids.
00:39:54 And then those kids go fuck those kids and that you assume that there would be
00:39:58 enough population to where you would see them more objectively
00:40:02 or they would go extinct. Right?
00:40:04 There would have to be more than two.
00:40:05 That's why I included my panda explanation and exist in nature.
00:40:11 And it took the explorers 30 years to track them down.
00:40:17 Now we've got them in captivity, but barely.
00:40:21 We really struggle with that.
00:40:23 Pandas are small.
00:40:26 I know the big foot, the classic Bigfoot looks like
00:40:29 it's a ground creature, not something that hangs out in trees and shit.
00:40:34 I don't know.
00:40:35 Yeah, no, you're right.
00:40:36 But there's vast.
00:40:38 Have you ever been to the Pacific Northwest?
00:40:40 There are tracts of land that no one set foot in for centuries.
00:40:45 But a little bit of everywhere with thermal imaging.
00:40:48 There's no way we could be undetected or sheet.
00:40:52 Well, unless they're hiding it from us like they do a lot of shit.
00:40:55 So you never know,
00:40:57 right?
00:40:58 Yeah. It's the blurred out part of the image.
00:41:00 Like you've seen a picture of them.
00:41:01 Have they showed that stuffed one?
00:41:04 That's nothing at all.
00:41:05 That's clearly real, right?
00:41:07 Barney's real. Yeah, of course.
00:41:10 See, that's along the lines of Captain Crunch
00:41:13 That looked like a terrible, like, Power Rangers villain.
00:41:17 Like it just a shitty suit. Horrible.
00:41:24 Anybody could be.
00:41:25 I think that was just Halloween.
00:41:26 When you're that gullible.
00:41:30 I'm that gullible.
00:41:32 Try me.
00:41:35 You believe in God,
00:41:42 guide you.
00:41:43 I love to believe what I like
00:41:46 to believe in superpowers.
00:41:50 I like to believe in
00:41:52 telekinesis at the end.
00:41:54 Isn't God a cryptids?
00:41:58 You don't know? Not.
00:41:59 Not in the same category, but man, similar
00:42:04 Lucky Charms is but no physical evidence,
00:42:07 no deities that
00:42:10 bear Zeus
00:42:12 Medusa.
00:42:13 Medusa is a Greek scripted, but I don't even know if she is
00:42:18 true.
00:42:19 A true scripted.
00:42:21 That's why I keep wanting to bring it back to the Smurfs.
00:42:25 Is there actually magical and good?
00:42:30 But they only had one check though.
00:42:32 It's kind of weird.
00:42:33 Yeah. And 99 other Smurfs. Male Smurfs.
00:42:36 It was always 100 population of 100, so they didn't reproduce.
00:42:39 They just maintained,
00:42:43 yeah, there was like no babysitting.
00:42:46 It was just Papa Smurf.
00:42:46 You think there are Papa Smurf some DNA or did
00:42:49 they all take it there?
00:42:54 But I did run into some.
00:42:58 I didn't fully watch it.
00:42:58 But there is
00:43:00 I forget what their names are, but it's the most inbred family
00:43:04 in existence and they look really, really fucked up.
00:43:07 What if, like, some of these cryptids are just
00:43:08 really inbred, fucked up people that we just don't know exist, right?
00:43:13 Yeah.
00:43:13 Monsters, Pretty much. No, they look.
00:43:16 They look like it.
00:43:18 What? A Down's syndrome, children.
00:43:20 ALL Yeah, that's the picture. Really?
00:43:21 Right there.
00:43:22 That's a picture of one of the most retarded people.
00:43:25 Oh, I lost
00:43:26 the royal family.
00:43:28 The most retarded people. Look at that
00:43:32 or have bloodline.
00:43:34 They, too, want to keep their bloodline, right?
00:43:36 Yeah. Royalty.
00:43:37 The ancient royalty was always inbred.
00:43:41 They Had to do in their family trees
00:43:43 that were a normal person's noses
00:43:46 so close together.
00:43:48 So why even made royalty royalty?
00:43:51 I mean, what. Why were they so important?
00:43:54 Is it just a money thing, or do they have some type of power
00:43:58 like wielding over like, I don't know, kings and queens?
00:44:01 They just happened.
00:44:03 This is mine,
00:44:06 right?
00:44:06 The ruling class,
00:44:09 just the people with the most money are the people we just walk
00:44:11 the most ass of other people, which I guess still equates to money,
00:44:16 right?
00:44:17 The ability to collect taxes.
00:44:25 Yeah.
00:44:25 The Michigan dog, man.
00:44:27 Have you heard of that? Yes.
00:44:31 No, actually, I was looking up
00:44:32 the ones closest to us and the Wendigo came up.
00:44:36 That's more of a like a spirit.
00:44:39 But the Wendigo is terrifying.
00:44:42 Have you ever seen Escanaba in the moonlight?
00:44:45 Sounds like an RV or.
00:44:48 No, It's a great movie.
00:44:51 Jeff Daniels.
00:44:51 I thought you're talking about Escanaba Lake, Michigan.
00:44:55 Oh, no, no.
00:44:55 The movie just Jeff Daniels actually
00:44:59 funded it all that started.
00:45:00 I guess that's probably why it's called Escanaba
00:45:02 anyway, because of Jeff Daniels is in it.
00:45:03 He's from Michigan, so.
00:45:06 Right.
00:45:06 But it was all about the Wendigo,
00:45:10 which is a fable from around here.
00:45:14 But you do
00:45:16 what they do.
00:45:17 It's more of a Canadian yuppie thing.
00:45:21 Yeah, I don't do hats, but I would do the mask.
00:45:25 But then again, I'm kind of kind of attached to my Looney
00:45:29 Tunes glass.
00:45:37 Uh oh.
00:45:39 Give me a spin already.
00:45:41 Uh. Uh
00:45:44 oh. I always do.
00:45:45 That killer.
00:45:48 It seems frozen now.
00:45:50 I made it full screen in the middle into that,
00:45:53 uh, really?
00:45:56 I'm way too close to my camera.
00:45:58 Look how giant my head is.
00:46:01 Look, Tiny jaws, that is.
00:46:02 There goes your hair. The bigger
00:46:06 your forehead, those aren't.
00:46:13 That should be our new avatar.
00:46:16 Yeah, but I think I can go back to that.
00:46:20 Yeah.
00:46:23 Why is human mortality
00:46:24 stagnating as technology advances faster?
00:46:30 It actually is not.
00:46:31 Oh, it's that I see mortality stagnating.
00:46:34 As technology advances, we have that longest and longest
00:46:38 lifespan of any human species at any point prior to us.
00:46:42 So what about.
00:46:43 Yeah, yeah.
00:46:44 We can live to be about 200 now. 300
00:46:48 driven.
00:46:49 Bob Barker was 99 with with a lot of shit.
00:46:53 My grandmother lived to be 99, my grandma was 89
00:46:56 and my aunt just died a couple of weeks ago.
00:46:59 We're my grandma's last living sister and she was 101
00:47:06 Oh. Why is human
00:47:08 morality stagnating AS Oh no. Oh,
00:47:12 I was like, oh, oh,
00:47:17 we can rant about the wrong thing, like
00:47:18 misread it and just both go off on the wrong thing.
00:47:22 That was great.
00:47:23 Idiotic.
00:47:24 Very stupid. God dang fly morality.
00:47:28 Oh, sorry. I'm in a barn.
00:47:29 We'll just go to another one.
00:47:31 Yeah, go to another one. We failed.
00:47:33 We definitely bombed that one.
00:47:35 We still tackled a topic, right?
00:47:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:38 Because really weird.
00:47:41 That was really stupid.
00:47:42 That was like joint stupidity.
00:47:44 Oh, dude.
00:47:45 Cloning the splicer.
00:47:49 No, no, no, that's not.
00:47:52 This is has nothing to do with it.
00:47:55 The mitochondrial DNA won't be able to communicate with the human DNA.
00:47:58 And genetic cloning is a dead end.
00:48:01 Dolly the sheep.
00:48:02 The first cloned sheep, died at about half the age of normal sheep.
00:48:08 It's a dead end.
00:48:10 That's so sad.
00:48:12 Yeah.
00:48:13 So is the cry of genetics.
00:48:16 The cry freezing John Wayne's.
00:48:19 John Wayne's frozen, right? He's not dead.
00:48:21 He's frozen until we come up with the cure for throat cancer is the thing
00:48:27 we can't follow
00:48:31 the crystal structure of water when it freezes,
00:48:35 breaks every cell membrane.
00:48:37 So if we were to throw them out, it would just turn into goo.
00:48:41 Then we do genetic coding with, like, plants
00:48:43 and stuff.
00:48:47 Yeah.
00:48:48 Do I want the rent?
00:48:50 Okay, Yeah, I accept the fee.
00:48:54 I see my schmutz
00:48:57 right there.
00:48:58 You're big dummy.
00:49:00 You're big down here.
00:49:01 I'll put the shirt back on.
00:49:02 Yeah. What happened to the shirt I'm doing?
00:49:04 I'm doing a costume change.
00:49:07 I got to get in the uniform.
00:49:14 Wait. All these serpents are real now.
00:49:18 Sea serpents were always really a big dummy.
00:49:20 Snakes, water, snakes.
00:49:22 Now, this thing here.
00:49:27 Oh, Oh,
00:49:33 that legs.
00:49:34 Oh, that does look real.
00:49:36 I believe,
00:49:39 based on visual evidence.
00:49:47 Say hello to my little friend from Israel.
00:49:52 That a unicorn.
00:49:55 Oh, it's mystical, but.
00:49:58 Oh, no.
00:49:59 The little haunted before it, too.
00:50:01 It's like a dual by horn moved by.
00:50:04 Or are they magical?
00:50:05 Don't they like crap rainbows and stuff,
00:50:10 but not just a real useful one.
00:50:12 I'm not familiar with unicorn crap.
00:50:16 Okay.
00:50:17 Why haven't you tasted it?
00:50:19 I thought you tasted all animal crap.
00:50:22 Just bird.
00:50:25 Christmas bird.
00:50:26 That's it.
00:50:26 It was delicious.
00:50:28 Oh, I'll admit it is Berry and the jockey.
00:50:31 But it was
00:50:33 his first.
00:50:34 It was like, I don't want to talk about it.
00:50:35 I was shocked, you know,
00:50:38 I was surprised.
00:50:39 I wanted it out.
00:50:40 I thought it was going to taste like poison.
00:50:42 You know, you want it all sort of like that, sort of like in your lips.
00:50:47 But birds around
00:50:52 licking it off a windshield.
00:50:54 Theo copter seems like he's got his mouth open like a frickin.
00:50:58 I need my bird poop fixed.
00:51:00 That's a cheap habit, actually That too bad
00:51:04 bagel
00:51:08 dog. Got it.
00:51:12 Maybe.
00:51:13 Maybe you've invented a new delicacy,
00:51:19 but who decided to eat like other?
00:51:26 What? It was caviar.
00:51:26 Well, what eggs is that from?
00:51:29 Fish is fish eggs.
00:51:31 The fish
00:51:35 who decided that were something?
00:51:36 We get eaten. It's delicious.
00:51:38 I have never had it. I don't think it's delicious.
00:51:40 But why, Kit? Why couldn't Bird should be one?
00:51:46 I do like some some fish eggs,
00:51:50 but I eat chicken eggs almost every day
00:51:53 in Greenland.
00:51:55 Which came first?
00:51:55 The chicken or the egg in Greenland where food is very limited.
00:51:59 Bird shit is a delicacy.
00:52:01 Oh, shit.
00:52:03 I want to say the egg.
00:52:05 No, the chicken has to come in
00:52:07 order to make the egg.
00:52:12 I'm going to go with the eggs.
00:52:14 No, Will.
00:52:16 No, I'm going with the egg.
00:52:17 Somebody has to come.
00:52:19 And then you get the egg.
00:52:24 Thanks for that.
00:52:28 No, no, no.
00:52:29 The joke wasn't missed.
00:52:30 It was just not funny bit.
00:52:34 Now let's get raunchy. That's fine.
00:52:37 You don't
00:52:40 of that raunchy.
00:52:42 I don't know.
00:52:42 I thought we were going along with this.
00:52:44 My bad
00:52:48 crypto zoology
00:52:49 hasn't run its course, but we haven't debunked any
00:52:55 Jesus that
00:52:58 there's a reasonable explanation.
00:53:00 It sounds like a lot of other stories.
00:53:02 There are.
00:53:03 There are the dining saviors in
00:53:06 just about every other religion, Zoroastrianism.
00:53:11 I mean, all a lot of the religions
00:53:13 cross over to Krishna or military.
00:53:16 Yeah, but it's similar.
00:53:18 I mean, it's almost like they're telling the same story
00:53:19 and it's a much older story than what really exists.
00:53:23 Oh, yeah.
00:53:24 I was thinking that the epic of Gilgamesh was the oldest story.
00:53:28 Eddie
00:53:30 Yeah, Yeah, it is relatively nature.
00:53:33 That's the what's, what's the thing called
00:53:36 that one on Hoth.
00:53:38 Gosh yeah it did have a name for you suck.
00:53:42 I know, I know. I should know that.
00:53:44 I should get
00:53:46 the, the hero, the Tauntaun their arm
00:53:50 and then I think they just call the snow creature.
00:53:53 I'm looking it up.
00:53:54 Snow monster. Snow monster.
00:53:58 Is that what they call it?
00:53:59 Snow monster. I'm not sure.
00:54:01 This was pretty early in Jordan.
00:54:04 I have a fare three marks in 210.
00:54:08 Who's George Lucas?
00:54:08 It's all about Disney, bro.
00:54:11 Now he bought it back
00:54:14 for I want it for.
00:54:16 I think he bought it back.
00:54:18 Breaking news.
00:54:19 It's just the George Lucas.
00:54:21 But back
00:54:24 then, you know, the marketing.
00:54:25 Oh, there it is.
00:54:26 There's my news breaking news to you. Dr.
00:54:30 George Lucas is dead.
00:54:33 Our condolences to George Lucas.
00:54:36 I know. That's how rumors.
00:54:37 That's how myths and legends very well get talked about, mainly.
00:54:42 Oh, I'm not allowed to move the phone.
00:54:44 That means I can't pound on the table.
00:54:46 It's on crap.
00:54:49 Maybe they'll reference us in some local news stories somewhere.
00:54:51 They're breaking. Breaking the news.
00:54:54 We'll get some extra views,
00:54:59 ladies and gentlemen.
00:55:00 Now, how likely is that?
00:55:07 I get all of my news from this large cast.
00:55:11 Hey, did we settle on a name for our followers?
00:55:13 Because I like fledglings.
00:55:16 I like my little fledglings fladge.
00:55:19 It's good because I like summer.
00:55:23 I like that. I don't mind it.
00:55:26 What are my fledglings
00:55:29 or fladge jets fladge?
00:55:31 It's fledglings that they're fed.
00:55:35 It's is almost similar to I like the Fed.
00:55:38 Yeah.
00:55:38 What is it.
00:55:38 What is it sucking Saget
00:55:42 You graduate
00:55:46 the big bat.
00:55:48 Yeah, big guy
00:55:51 what we call draw draw activity so tall
00:55:57 but that's another crypto zoology scripted
00:56:02 the draw ref and it's natural habitat
00:56:04 sucking from a volcano.
00:56:08 He actually gets nutrients from the volcano
00:56:12 that sustains him
00:56:15 that Nessie.
00:56:16 Yeah from the guy that made it the 93 year old stepson of the guy that made it
00:56:21 gave it up
00:56:25 What about
00:56:26 there was a little tail fragments hanging out behind it.
00:56:30 It wasn't just like one neck and little bump.
00:56:32 The original was here. It's right here.
00:56:35 That's the original one right there.
00:56:37 Maybe there wasn't. Maybe in my head it.
00:56:38 No, it has a little back to it.
00:56:40 These are just extra waves.
00:56:42 Is that thing only, like, three inches tall?
00:56:44 It's real small.
00:56:49 Is it?
00:56:49 Please, your source. Producers.
00:56:52 There is a dinosaur that resembles that.
00:56:56 Well, that I'm not looking at a blog on it
00:56:58 because this is a
00:57:06 toy submarine.
00:57:08 But it was a toy dinosaur.
00:57:12 You think they had a lot of toy dinosaur back in 1937?
00:57:16 That they probably made it, I would assume, right?
00:57:22 Yeah.
00:57:22 The top
00:57:30 I mean,
00:57:32 quote unquote, submarine, it probably just floated barely
00:57:37 the Loch Ness monster.
00:57:40 Yeah.
00:57:40 I'm definitely not a believer.
00:57:43 I would love to see some evidence change my mind
00:57:46 kind of thing, but
00:57:52 I don't know who's paying the bear thing.
00:57:54 Like, I get it, but it's it's not.
00:57:56 It's like a similar version of a species that we kind of already are aware of.
00:58:02 It shouldn't it doesn't really like a brand new it's not a panda.
00:58:07 It's not a bear. Whenever we find something,
00:58:10 then what is it?
00:58:11 Is it more like a cat?
00:58:15 It's got that raccoon,
00:58:16 I think going like a reverse recognize
00:58:20 it's berry, It's an asshole.
00:58:24 But it does eat mostly plants.
00:58:28 Yeah, they seem pretty docile.
00:58:31 I don't do.
00:58:32 Do pandas eat other animals as well, are they?
00:58:36 I don't think so. Just
00:58:38 Are they bisexual plans to get them high.
00:58:43 Yeah, they do.
00:58:44 They're wasted all the time.
00:58:46 Or need to make
00:58:49 it. Gary, great to see the giant panda.
00:58:52 Not just the regular panda.
00:58:54 Roy The giant panda.
00:58:56 You find that I'm always right.
00:58:58 Of course it's the giant panda who in the.
00:59:04 Oh, the giant
00:59:05 panda is the one we just found that he's climbing.
00:59:08 And so we knew that.
00:59:09 We knew the panda existed.
00:59:11 It was just the giant panda we found.
00:59:13 We It's funny because you would think we would find the giant one first
00:59:17 and then find the smaller one second.
00:59:20 Yeah, that makes sense.
00:59:23 I follow that logic.
00:59:26 And you look at all of this.
00:59:28 We're monsters.
00:59:30 They are monsters.
00:59:33 The definition of monster is not what you think.
00:59:35 It's like,
00:59:38 Oh, I like nonhumans.
00:59:39 That's all that means. I know what it means.
00:59:41 I know what to think.
00:59:42 It don't matter if you're black or white.
00:59:45 Would you like to meet the monster he don't know black son.
00:59:53 Who did that? Michael Jackson.
00:59:54 That was startling. That was gurgling.
00:59:57 If we were to point
00:59:59 out at any point, I do have one, but I don't know
01:00:02 if you want to do that or not at some point. Yep.
01:00:06 Yep. Dude, let's do something.
01:00:08 Do something. Do something.
01:00:11 It don't do something.
01:00:12 Yeah, it's beautiful.
01:00:14 And it starts with Garrett.
01:00:17 I'm going to do a night, and then we all kind of make fun of
01:00:21 you guys.
01:00:22 Yeah, we'll rent.
01:00:24 We will rent.
01:00:25 Will you do that?
01:00:27 Do something.
01:00:27 Hot dog Bones, are you all right? Yeah, I do.
01:00:33 I'll rent Asia.
01:00:36 Okay. The most populous continent.
01:00:39 A billion people in China.
01:00:40 A billion people in.
01:00:42 They outnumber us 3 to 1.
01:00:45 The rest of the world. It's.
01:00:47 It's incredible.
01:00:49 They're.
01:00:50 They're stacked on top of each other.
01:00:53 I had to leave the city
01:00:56 of Sterling Heights to get out of traffic.
01:01:00 I can't even imagine how bad it is.
01:01:02 But but
01:01:05 they've got to be poverty stricken. It
01:01:10 I remember getting a car when I was 14 and it was my freedom.
01:01:13 I can finally get go away.
01:01:18 I don't even think most of those people can own
01:01:22 cars,
01:01:25 which is nothing bad against them.
01:01:27 I mean, it's that we should be able
01:01:30 to distribute the wealth a little more evenly, don't you think?
01:01:35 What are you saying?
01:01:36 You want equal fucking redistribution of wealth?
01:01:39 Is that what you said, socialist? Yeah.
01:01:42 Yeah, I do.
01:01:44 I don't think it's fair that I get to drink iced coffee in my luxurious
01:01:49 full bar.
01:01:50 Well, people are packed in a in a room smaller than this.
01:01:55 You know, I've got this entire for a guy who is an atheist,
01:01:59 you have a quite a godly view on how the world quite could be
01:02:04 when we are just kind of on a random ball spinning through space.
01:02:07 Flying through space.
01:02:10 Yeah.
01:02:11 A miracle in itself that we're even talking to each other over
01:02:14 electronic device.
01:02:16 So you're saying I'm going to start a go?
01:02:19 Maybe.
01:02:21 Okay.
01:02:22 I would make a good cult leader.
01:02:26 I'm just saying you use you make that statement, but you're good.
01:02:29 We call my followers bell that we decide on fledglings.
01:02:32 Do something.
01:02:34 I couldn't down through to see it.
01:02:40 Does it have like a magnifying glass where you just type in, do something?
01:02:44 Yeah, But then it searches the whole YouTube and it'll find everyone.
01:02:53 But I can't reach my tablet.
01:02:55 It's over there.
01:02:56 It's here.
01:02:57 I start out over there and it's the first one.
01:03:00 And I didn't have enough signal over there, so I moved over here.
01:03:04 So now I'm here and all my stuff is over there.
01:03:06 That's why I keep reaching over there.
01:03:10 Well, look, come on in.
01:03:12 We've got to get better at this. This is episode 14.
01:03:15 I still don't even know if we know what we're doing.
01:03:17 I know what I'm doing,
01:03:19 but I don't think I'm a I'm an embarrassment
01:03:24 that I'll be doing something.
01:03:27 Hit it.
01:03:27 I can't hear it.
01:03:28 But I love thinking it's me.
01:03:31 It's got to it front found it.
01:03:35 Wait, I heard something.
01:03:37 Oh, I see. Me.
01:03:39 I can see me
01:03:41 Easy Did that drawing by hand.
01:03:44 Trust me, we can hear hockey. Okay.
01:03:47 A Now does it sound like me regaled this week?
01:03:51 Hell of a It sounds like a gay version of you.
01:03:55 Don't look up, Smile on my list.
01:04:00 Nothing wrong with that.
01:04:01 From the first tiles to the.
01:04:03 This is not a transfer version of me.
01:04:05 The t's are out.
01:04:07 I I'm crossing my t's just childish wildness.
01:04:11 Please. This is a hot dog.
01:04:14 You're ruining your own song.
01:04:15 Probably by now.
01:04:18 I can't help it is.
01:04:20 Enjoy that.
01:04:22 I hate that.
01:04:22 Now, please shut the fuck.
01:04:26 Because perfect timing.
01:04:27 Just told you to shut the fuck up.
01:04:29 There's some terrific terrific for you this is just, you know.
01:04:36 Did you submit a class interest, of course. To these meetings?
01:04:39 No. There.
01:04:40 Richard, please bow to lower class. You just.
01:04:42 You just unplug all
01:04:47 these handwriting on the walls and make noise,
01:04:50 you know, help
01:04:57 it, motherfucker.
01:04:59 Coughing in the background.
01:05:00 We all do the same.
01:05:02 That's why I got bonds with me.
01:05:04 Because if you try to come and try to come
01:05:08 later, we're stuck.
01:05:09 I'm higher than most.
01:05:10 Sees no allies in this hip hop side.
01:05:12 And maybe one day the songs will be nice.
01:05:14 I hate that. Now, please. Like
01:05:20 what is?
01:05:22 If we play this on YouTube, we'll get a copyright strike for yourself.
01:05:25 Right?
01:05:27 You might have to see cease and desist
01:05:38 and now
01:05:51 your friends.
01:05:54 You mean a copyright strike for me
01:05:56 or a copyright strike for being too offensive?
01:05:59 As I say in the piece,
01:06:05 for me,
01:06:07 all the information is like
01:06:17 me and
01:06:26 I was like, Fuck with you.
01:06:27 Don't back the measure by hair. All
01:06:32 I read the last couple of years
01:06:36 and I like the girl.
01:06:48 What are you doing right?
01:06:51 What's in this video?
01:06:53 Great.
01:06:54 Let me hot dog,
01:06:58 you big dummy.
01:07:05 Yeah,
01:07:11 cool.
01:07:40 All right.
01:07:51 Can I help that now, please?
01:07:56 I've got a got a free.
01:07:59 Okay, I got one.
01:08:00 We really did you notice I trim for this this video?
01:08:05 No. Look at my hair.
01:08:07 Cut my hair on a Tuesday for bad luck.
01:08:13 Is it Tuesday?
01:08:14 Yeah.
01:08:15 Did you check your whole forehead?
01:08:18 Yeah, I did.
01:08:18 I'm like the monks.
01:08:21 I'm a I'm a Buddhist monk now.
01:08:27 Bless you.
01:08:29 You got that? I don't have a sneeze button.
01:08:30 No, it's perfect.
01:08:33 Why don't I have a sneeze button?
01:08:35 This work a chew.
01:08:37 You don't even have a bless you,
01:08:40 because.
01:08:40 Untied.
01:08:42 What were you what were you wrestling with in the background there?
01:08:47 I was trying to set up a Can you see the flatulence?
01:08:50 No, you can't.
01:08:51 Can you touch? You're going to ruin it.
01:08:54 I know.
01:08:55 I can't.
01:08:55 I'm not gonna touch it.
01:08:59 Yeah, he's got it.
01:09:00 I've got one too.
01:09:01 But you can't see it because I'm a disappointment.
01:09:07 Just like your mom.
01:09:09 It's beautiful.
01:09:11 That was the. When do we expect the merchant?
01:09:13 I want the merch.
01:09:14 If the color change by one layer.
01:09:17 Oh, crap.
01:09:19 Yeah, Because, I mean, when you're getting a lot better
01:09:22 with that 3D printer.
01:09:26 Oh, could you print me the Great Pyramid of Giza?
01:09:30 Actual size.
01:09:32 Take it. Yeah.
01:09:34 Okay.
01:09:34 So I've got my logo on that logo on that frickin.
01:09:38 Meyer was on clearance and it was still 300 bucks.
01:09:42 Oh, I wanted the shooter on 26 month.
01:09:48 And if anybody wants it.
01:09:49 Yeah, that's like IKEA of toys.
01:09:54 The clearance section in the electronics.
01:09:56 Anytime I go to America,
01:09:57 I always pass by the clearance section in the electronics area.
01:10:01 Okay Let's do a new Mount Rushmore.
01:10:03 Give me your cartoon cereal.
01:10:09 That's all I need to say, Trix,
01:10:14 what's the.
01:10:15 There's Lego.
01:10:16 The one for sugar smacks
01:10:19 rivet. Dig, Dig them, take them.
01:10:23 That is the cookie truck retired And.
01:10:27 And look, the Rice Krispie guys,
01:10:31 do you have to include snap, crackle and pop or could they just be one?
01:10:36 You're just saying corporate mascots at this point,
01:10:39 right? I clipped it.
01:10:42 Nobody. Okay. No Lucky Charms.
01:10:44 Nobody seeks to find them.
01:10:45 In order for it to be Lucky Charms is one lucky.
01:10:49 Lucky is it,
01:10:51 Captain Curtis?
01:10:52 Of course. My favorite.
01:10:54 I mentioned Captain Crunch in the first minute of this
01:10:59 because I think he belongs on the list.
01:11:02 They say dragons don't belong on the list.
01:11:04 Bullcrap.
01:11:06 Dragons are cryptids.
01:11:09 I say Smurfs.
01:11:10 Two dragons exist.
01:11:13 Yeah, Dragons exist.
01:11:15 Fire breathing.
01:11:16 Flying dragons don't see
01:11:19 or and didn't really like their dad earlier.
01:11:24 Well, what do you think of dragons?
01:11:26 Come on.
01:11:28 Do you think a pterodactyl flew more like a bat?
01:11:31 Well, I think they could glide.
01:11:35 I don't know.
01:11:35 Maybe they can flap.
01:11:37 I think they were all over the place.
01:11:38 Like a like a bat will go bad. Yeah.
01:11:41 Yeah, quite possibly.
01:11:43 Yeah.
01:11:44 It seems like a big slow, like, loping gait.
01:11:47 Oh, yeah. No, they did have big.
01:11:48 They were larger, so maybe it was more like a glide
01:11:54 draws, kind of like a wookie
01:11:59 or Wookiees cryptids
01:12:01 in a traffic draw or scripted
01:12:07 descriptive cryptids
01:12:10 on right there.
01:12:10 So no.
01:12:13 Yeah. Giraffe.
01:12:14 I can see them on my screen right there.
01:12:16 I can see me on my screen too.
01:12:18 Okay.
01:12:19 So once they're identified, they may fall off
01:12:24 the top like food.
01:12:25 There they are. Too handsome. Any of those
01:12:29 I said can could
01:12:30 you dummy your big You have dummy you name.
01:12:34 But Tony Cody the Tigers definitely on the Mount Rushmore.
01:12:40 So Cam Crunch Tony the tiger deGrom And you can't see him.
01:12:46 Oh lucky God dang.
01:12:48 Mm. I'm going to have to narrow this down a bit.
01:12:51 They to get rid of automated.
01:12:52 Dan They're great.
01:12:54 I was always a fan of the cookie crisp dog.
01:13:00 I'll see the cookie
01:13:01 crook came before the dog, but they can have a crook.
01:13:05 Look, the Hamburglar doesn't exist anymore, but grimace is real.
01:13:11 The real Hamburglar actually was white, so
01:13:17 save.
01:13:20 Do you think that it is funny that is a mandela effect?
01:13:24 There actually were no black characters, so I guess that's racist.
01:13:26 Anyone
01:13:28 would bother making the correct black.
01:13:30 That's how racist they were.
01:13:32 I told one
01:13:33 black coworker that if he was moving a TV, he could get arrested for stealing a TV.
01:13:40 I could actually be climbing
01:13:41 out of a window with a TV and the cop would help me with it.
01:13:45 That's actually not true.
01:13:47 That's a funny joke.
01:13:50 He thought it was not amusing.
01:13:53 Good, but true.
01:13:54 He's aware of them.
01:13:56 Yes. Yes.
01:13:57 He knows the heck. Is that thing
01:14:00 that's that stupid.
01:14:02 Oh, the honeycomb.
01:14:03 Yeah, they did that for a while.
01:14:05 Oh, here's what.
01:14:07 Here's the problem.
01:14:08 I have with that guy.
01:14:10 Poor grammar.
01:14:12 Meanwhile, he can't let me go. I go.
01:14:14 What do you got me want honeycomb.
01:14:16 Yeah, screw that.
01:14:18 Good.
01:14:18 Delicious cereal. Let's go.
01:14:22 I I'm not a big fan of Frank Oz speaking backwards.
01:14:27 Stupid.
01:14:28 You are.
01:14:31 I'm surprised the Flintstones actually aren't the most popular.
01:14:33 I forgot about that, but it's like their own. So
01:14:38 that's a good one.
01:14:40 That's a real girl.
01:14:41 Are they American hot or cool? Cool.
01:14:44 Just their product.
01:14:45 You know, I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
01:14:47 Oh, my God.
01:14:49 Silly rabbit.
01:14:55 I'm so glad we got on to cereal cartoons.
01:15:00 That's.
01:15:01 That's what I wanted to call this episode, except cereal cartoons is two words.
01:15:06 You know, that really popular, scripted toucan Sam.
01:15:10 Yeah, that's what's his magical power
01:15:19 to taste the rainbow Skittles.
01:15:24 Yeah.
01:15:24 There is no message.
01:15:27 How great is the rainbow?
01:15:28 The mascot.
01:15:29 Yeah, you have.
01:15:30 Can you offer to the children
01:15:32 in the.
01:15:36 It's backwards of my screen
01:15:39 gear.
01:15:40 Are you all right, Gary? I thought you weren't allowed a word of
01:15:43 blood around kids.
01:15:45 Does that count?
01:15:47 Gary checks out the store with Sour Patch Kids and Lady Go.
01:15:50 Sir, you're not allowed.
01:15:52 You've got to be at least 50 feet away from it.
01:15:55 We asked. Right.
01:15:57 If more than one Bigfoot is big feet
01:15:59 for Bigfoot.
01:16:02 Oh, do you know the story
01:16:06 behind Sasquatch being called Bigfoot?
01:16:09 No, but lumberjacks found these barefoot tracks.
01:16:13 There were size 16 or 16 inches anywhere.
01:16:17 And that's how Sasquatch got
01:16:20 Its name is also the 1950s, I think.
01:16:23 Or maybe in the 1970s.
01:16:26 That is a good point, because they have if potentially we can find
01:16:30 they do have footprints of large feet and they actually have ancient
01:16:37 footprints that are extremely large as well.
01:16:42 That should be easy.
01:16:43 Find my boots are size 13.
01:16:48 That is that big.
01:16:49 Here's a 13.
01:16:51 Yeah, yeah.
01:16:54 Look, we got similar size packs.
01:16:58 Yeah.
01:16:59 You know what they say about guys is big boots, right?
01:17:02 Those are for teens at least.
01:17:04 No. 1307 13
01:17:08 So in my shoe size, I hate people who tell me,
01:17:11 well, what are you, six foot 17?
01:17:13 What all have you ever tried?
01:17:15 Bowling is a field hockey.
01:17:18 Oh, okay.
01:17:19 No, that's a great sport for tall guys.
01:17:26 They're legit ancient ones or more recent ones.
01:17:29 They look like they're in rock.
01:17:32 That doesn't say when.
01:17:34 Yeah, rock it.
01:17:37 Yeah.
01:17:38 Red Rock it
01:17:41 looks like a lipstick
01:17:43 container fully extended.
01:17:46 You're very funny.
01:17:46 We look that up. Yes,
01:17:49 I know.
01:17:49 I feel like they go park Red Rocket
01:17:54 and that's it.
01:17:55 That's it.
01:17:57 No, no, there's.
01:17:58 There's some things I don't want to Google.
01:18:00 You think all of these are legit or anything?
01:18:03 Some of them are bullshit.
01:18:07 Did you try to rhyme that? Yes.
01:18:10 So some are legitimate on the table.
01:18:15 The Brady's a skeptic.
01:18:16 In case you didn't know that.
01:18:17 I found that out from watching the promo
01:18:21 wins.
01:18:21 The promo for 6 to 10 due out
01:18:25 and I want my merch and I been too demanding
01:18:29 and I want a pony and a helicopter.
01:18:35 What's Brady doing?
01:18:35 He's all sorts of activity over there.
01:18:37 The man breakdancing, the son of a bitch. Oh.
01:18:45 Oh my God.
01:18:46 No way.
01:18:47 We get a D boxing,
01:18:50 an open group. Bring it.
01:18:52 No way.
01:18:54 It's still closed.
01:18:56 Yeah.
01:18:58 This is the greatest moment of my life.
01:19:02 And this is the greatest of.
01:19:04 Holy crap.
01:19:05 My dog just started barking cause I was yelling too loud.
01:19:08 Just laugh.
01:19:10 That is awesome.
01:19:11 Let's take two.
01:19:12 Oh. Oh, shit.
01:19:15 Oh. Oh, sure.
01:19:17 It is gorgeous. Look at that.
01:19:20 I think they just came.
01:19:21 Oh, yeah, Yeah.
01:19:23 I'm going have to peel these trousers off.
01:19:26 I better start now.
01:19:28 I'm going to need a spatula.
01:19:31 That's what it is.
01:19:32 Beautiful.
01:19:34 Put it right back in the box.
01:19:37 All right.
01:19:38 Was that it? Sure. That was the whole thing.
01:19:40 Yeah, that was it.
01:19:42 Oh, okay.
01:19:43 Well, as disappointing is that is.
01:19:46 It was awesome.
01:19:49 That's great.
01:19:51 That.
01:19:53 Yeah.
01:19:55 Everything where it's coming from.
01:19:56 Yeah. Where?
01:19:58 Where Latvia matters.
01:20:00 Since Jaws, the only one that wears a hat.
01:20:03 I will drive to Brady's house tomorrow morning.
01:20:06 Pick up the hat, drive to George House
01:20:09 tomorrow morning, drop off the hat, and then go to work.
01:20:13 I am so excited.
01:20:14 That is.
01:20:15 This is the greatest news I've ever heard.
01:20:18 Oh, I'm going to cry.
01:20:22 Oh, breaking news.
01:20:24 We just got new merch.
01:20:27 Oh, no friggin way. Oh,
01:20:32 no. The box.
01:20:36 Well, it was still just as exciting.
01:20:39 It was super exciting.
01:20:40 Again,
01:20:42 what about these footprints?
01:20:44 You say there's some new ones. A big part.
01:20:47 That's.
01:20:47 That's where people came from.
01:20:48 Lumberjacks found these footprints.
01:20:50 They were 16 inches.
01:20:51 That seems like a large foot. And why?
01:20:53 Why was that? Barefoot
01:20:56 humanoid
01:21:00 actually more likely human.
01:21:03 Just a big dude with no shoes,
01:21:05 but walking through.
01:21:08 I mean, lumberjacks go to pretty remote areas.
01:21:12 It kind of fits the Sasquatch profile.
01:21:16 Oh, I was.
01:21:17 I know that when I was a kid, my brothers and I would lie in the sand by the water.
01:21:22 You'd like kind of elongate your foot to make it
01:21:24 kind of look like bigger, but you'd still kind of use your toes.
01:21:27 Would you press them in? Kind of.
01:21:30 Could
01:21:30 this possibly be just some shit like that?
01:21:33 I had a pair.
01:21:34 Nope.
01:21:36 Can't meet your size 12 shoe,
01:21:40 the 16 inch impression.
01:21:42 You just can't.
01:21:45 I mean, are these scientifically proven impressions?
01:21:48 Are they able to tell like a fake from a real user?
01:21:51 What I had exactly.
01:21:55 Moon boots, Bigfoot.
01:21:56 Most snowshoes to make prints in the snow.
01:21:59 Oh, sure.
01:22:01 Yeah, They're just snowshoes.
01:22:03 They just made snowshoes.
01:22:06 Ancient snowshoes.
01:22:08 But, I mean, that looks a lot like,
01:22:10 you know, could be
01:22:13 what looks a little more realistic.
01:22:15 But I did really want to focus on Bigfoot because I think of all the cryptids.
01:22:21 That's the one that could be real.
01:22:25 I would still have some type of water creature would be
01:22:29 more so far fetched.
01:22:32 But the mermaids bigfoot the ground.
01:22:35 Look, look.
01:22:36 Just look at how he operates.
01:22:38 He's just a
01:22:40 it's not quite gorilla
01:22:43 mannerisms. It's more humanoid in.
01:22:45 So what? Where is it going? What's it doing?
01:22:49 Is it just hiding in a cave?
01:22:50 A hole barely comes out.
01:22:52 What is it? Eat. It's got to go home.
01:22:55 Why don't we see it?
01:22:56 We'd see it somewhere.
01:22:57 We would see it. It would.
01:23:00 How would it?
01:23:00 How to defend itself against other creatures like Amazon
01:23:05 forest creatures versus, you know, there's there's all kinds of of
01:23:11 predators that could probably take a big foot down
01:23:14 unless it somehow possesses like,
01:23:17 I don't know, it doesn't look like it's thick, like bear.
01:23:20 I know bears have extra thick skin because they can bite each other.
01:23:24 I don't know.
01:23:25 What do you think bears the most ferocious creature on the planet earth?
01:23:28 What could even fit in a in a big foot and mouth?
01:23:31 I mean, what is it eating it?
01:23:32 Does it have a humanoid mouth that doesn't look like it has an overly wide jaw
01:23:36 like most other animals?
01:23:37 It's just I don't know when you analyze it.
01:23:42 Oh, yeah?
01:23:42 What do they think?
01:23:43 I mean, I think they're
01:23:47 they're omnivorous.
01:23:48 I think they can eat an apple or a bunny,
01:23:52 and they both sound delicious to me.
01:23:55 Even if they could smell for ten miles or 100 miles or whatever
01:23:58 and say so elusive that we would never see one.
01:24:02 We would we would see whatever eight or it shit
01:24:05 or something, would we
01:24:09 Would we all agreed.
01:24:12 Yeah.
01:24:13 Somebody which is weird.
01:24:16 There's at some point in human evolution we've like decided
01:24:20 that we're just going to go analyze random shit
01:24:24 because they do looks like
01:24:26 it doesn't help it all that I want to believe
01:24:30 though actually that hurts and hinders
01:24:32 more likely that you should go to facts, not belief.
01:24:37 My confirmation bias is slanting my
01:24:41 my thoughts on this sounds more like faith.
01:24:43 In fact.
01:24:46 Yeah, yeah,
01:24:48 yeah.
01:24:49 Sounds like sasquatch, I believe.
01:24:51 Watch or sasquatch.
01:24:53 Do you think Sasquatch are among the same ilk?
01:24:58 Oh, who would win in a fight to the death squad?
01:25:01 Sasquatch or Jesus?
01:25:04 Yeah.
01:25:04 Or, like, a triple threat next week, on Friday.
01:25:07 Address, We're going to have Jesus fights, and squatch
01:25:12 could get that The.
01:25:15 You should have probably cleared that with legal before.
01:25:17 Announce that Jesus will just turn the other cheek.
01:25:19 Like I say, every episode, every word out of everyone's
01:25:22 mouth is the responsibility of their own person.
01:25:24 I take no responsibility for anything anyone says, but.
01:25:27 Okay, I'm screwed.
01:25:31 Yeah.
01:25:32 Seriously, In 2019.
01:25:34 Investigator I'm flattered.
01:25:37 The results here
01:25:40 tell you what.
01:25:41 If either one of the opponents don't show up.
01:25:43 I'll take their place.
01:25:48 Are you going to fight?
01:25:49 Jesus, This is how you know I think I'm going to be fighting myself.
01:25:53 So you can tell if you're a skeptic.
01:25:55 Are you disappointed? Happy?
01:25:56 Whenever it's disproven?
01:26:01 Depends on what it my only true actions.
01:26:03 Bigfoot.
01:26:06 I really don't said that
01:26:08 because Gary said I want to believe you can't disprove bigfoot.
01:26:13 That comment intrigued me.
01:26:15 What do you mean? You want?
01:26:16 That's a good point.
01:26:17 Like, I want to believe, disprove it so you can't win.
01:26:21 Yeah. Yeah. Good luck with that. Any time.
01:26:23 Something you can't disprove the you can't prove to me that
01:26:27 there are no scissors in your desk by not producing scissors from your desk,
01:26:31 that that doesn't prove it.
01:26:36 My point, though, is like,
01:26:37 if this in 2019 they found hair and it could have been sasquatches.
01:26:41 Yay. But nope, it was deer hair.
01:26:43 So are you happy to hear that or disappointed
01:26:46 and disappointed because
01:26:52 I am here because it shows my realities
01:26:55 and even plain that I can still understand.
01:26:58 We were.
01:27:00 Well, if you think about it
01:27:03 like we all have our favorite little myths, and I have trouble shaking mine.
01:27:08 And you have trouble shaking yours.
01:27:09 And if we all get together and give ourselves a big hug,
01:27:13 I think it'll help.
01:27:15 Who paid for this?
01:27:16 FBI investigated 15 hairs.
01:27:18 Probably for weeks or months prior years.
01:27:23 It's true that
01:27:25 we do.
01:27:27 I know
01:27:29 most of the shit the FBI does.
01:27:31 Fuck the FBI.
01:27:32 They're corrupt bastards,
01:27:38 and the government just has money to blow, man.
01:27:42 I money to blow.
01:27:42 I'm on the wrong side of business.
01:27:46 I'll give you money
01:27:47 to blow a shout out to the Biden family.
01:27:55 And Biden's scripted
01:27:59 oldest president needs us.
01:28:00 He's like, He's almost the tales from the crypt and
01:28:05 Crypt keeper.
01:28:06 I got that one.
01:28:07 That one I understood.
01:28:09 Because he's old.
01:28:10 I must have an a large prostate.
01:28:12 I have to piss again.
01:28:13 Pardon me, Can you just piss on the floor?
01:28:16 And then the floorboard was forged?
01:28:18 Yeah, it's actually I'm on a dirt floor, but no, I'm not in my car.
01:28:22 Just pissed right there.
01:28:24 Tell you I'm going to try.
01:28:27 Do you know how difficult it is?
01:28:28 Try to pee your pants.
01:28:30 I mean, you got to, like, really want just.
01:28:32 You're off camera, but whip it out in this desert there was going to be zero.
01:28:36 No, I didn't see your pig.
01:28:39 Look, I'm not going to take here with you, but what girl, you know, don't.
01:28:44 No, no, I had to move it
01:28:47 or that was really old.
01:28:50 But I can get to the pits right there.
01:28:54 The ratings would go up
01:28:57 or down.
01:29:00 Something would go up. Hey.
01:29:05 Oh, shit.
01:29:10 What?
01:29:11 I'm looking for
01:29:14 Cryptids caught on camera zoo files again.
01:29:18 The whole Las Vegas thing sounds like
01:29:23 a scripted type story,
01:29:25 and the whole situation around that is quite interesting
01:29:30 because they still have not released non blurred out footage that from the body
01:29:34 camera of the police that were there.
01:29:39 And the reason that they claim that there was no
01:29:42 they blurred out the body camera footage is because they wanted to protect
01:29:47 it was private property but also on the news they show
01:29:50 like overhead drone footage of the backyard. So
01:29:55 it's very weird where that Las Vegas
01:30:01 that Las Vegas alien sighting.
01:30:04 Oh, right.
01:30:04 The way that they describe it sounds scripted,
01:30:07 but the evidence around that still seems extremely weird.
01:30:12 And the story around it seems extremely weird.
01:30:16 Was there any I love weird stories
01:30:19 for like whether they're marks or
01:30:23 think so, but there it was.
01:30:25 There was body camera footage from the police where they blurred out
01:30:30 their backyard as if there is they that it was private property.
01:30:35 And so they had to blur out the footage, even though it's the family's
01:30:38 backyard, that they are literally the ones that are calling 911.
01:30:42 And then also they on the news, they showed
01:30:45 overhead drone footage like later, like the next day or where.
01:30:48 And so they're showing the entire backyard like to the tee.
01:30:51 Like you could break into this motherfucker
01:30:53 with this type of drone footage, like knowledge of the overhead of the area.
01:30:58 And so it just seems very weird that
01:31:01 that that
01:31:03 that to just differentiating things.
01:31:06 Can we not see this backyard or can we can we see the backyard?
01:31:10 Why are they blurring out the footage?
01:31:11 Why is this family I mentioned four days ago there was a story
01:31:15 that said that the family has gone into kind of hiding
01:31:19 because people are pissed at them because they think that they did as a hoax.
01:31:23 And so they're getting harassed a lot.
01:31:25 And so they're kind of not coming outside as much and kind of going into hiding it.
01:31:31 It could easily have been else doing a hoax that the family had nothing,
01:31:35 no knowledge of.
01:31:37 It coincided with this meteor
01:31:41 thing coming down.
01:31:42 So to time, that probably would be quite remarkable.
01:31:48 Either they just completely made it up themselves.
01:31:53 But there some weird just
01:31:55 stuff involving the police and and the information that they gathered
01:31:59 and what we can, what the public can and can't see is very odd
01:32:02 because they are revealing anything.
01:32:05 They seem to be hiding something.
01:32:07 And if this is just something
01:32:08 so stupid and mundane, why would they what would they be hiding?
01:32:12 Who would give a fuck if it was they found it as a hoax, you know.
01:32:16 So are aliens Cryptids?
01:32:19 No. In the story, the way that they describe them
01:32:22 sounds scripted like aliens could be Cryptids.
01:32:26 I've kind of mentioned that earlier because
01:32:28 I believe they should be in the category,
01:32:30 but I was denied
01:32:46 you. No.
01:32:47 There we go.
01:32:48 We okay, good.
01:32:50 So they're not like things that are unique to our planet.
01:32:52 You could potentially consider alien to potential alien.
01:33:00 Yes. Any type?
01:33:04 I don't know.
01:33:05 Oh, killer whales, orcas.
01:33:08 Going back to evolutionary stuff under the dinosaurs.
01:33:12 If lizards.
01:33:15 If the dinosaurs were to evolve, we could potentially have been lizard type people.
01:33:21 And so there is the reptilians.
01:33:24 Is that a group that
01:33:27 you know
01:33:30 Well, fuck you.
01:33:35 But I wanted to, but I wanted to.
01:33:41 Oh, I did want to broaden
01:33:44 the conversation to include all of this stuff.
01:33:49 Oh, really?
01:33:49 Like I said,
01:33:53 ever since I moved out of the country,
01:33:56 my desire to rent has dropped.
01:33:58 And I'm content.
01:34:02 I'm not cool with that. Don't be.
01:34:03 Don't be an opinionated.
01:34:05 What do you know?
01:34:08 We can't have a soft pledge
01:34:13 pledge.
01:34:14 So it does piss me off
01:34:17 that people start seeing stuff that they've heard of.
01:34:22 What's it called?
01:34:23 Hypochondriac.
01:34:25 You hear about a disease and then you look up the symptoms
01:34:28 and then you realize you have six of them and oh my God,
01:34:33 I have celiac disease or whatever.
01:34:37 It's the same thing.
01:34:38 It's the same exact thing.
01:34:39 It's you hear about that's why the pictures
01:34:43 of the big guy, gray aliens with the big head,
01:34:47 it keeps showing up is someone saw the big eyed alien with the big head
01:34:51 with a gray skin and then that that's what they saw the movie.
01:34:55 That's what they were looking for, kind
01:34:58 of They all look just like that, really?
01:35:00 Yeah.
01:35:01 So that's why I wanted to include Mothman in my my Mount Rushmore.
01:35:05 Because 90 miles apart, the same night that's in.
01:35:10 That's insane.
01:35:11 Like, first of all, how does any creature
01:35:15 travel 90 miles in the same evening?
01:35:21 And it just I don't know.
01:35:24 It's interesting. That's why I came up.
01:35:27 And I swear you've had sustainability, but continue.
01:35:31 I don't know.
01:35:32 I still push towards religion when it comes to that whole statement
01:35:35 that you just made.
01:35:37 Yeah.
01:35:39 I mean, is that just folklore or that.
01:35:41 So superstition.
01:35:43 The thing that I kind of took away
01:35:44 from superstition even though is quite the software, it, um.
01:35:49 Yeah. Was it
01:35:51 it just seemed that how this has gotten ingrained
01:35:55 they literally when they construct buildings the hotels they go
01:36:00 oh we need to not make this light sounds illogical, that sounds
01:36:03 fucking stupid as fuck at the level of building.
01:36:06 You think you would just fucking do it as it's supposed to be.
01:36:09 Numbers are numbers.
01:36:10 You don't skip an inch just because it's unlucky.
01:36:12 Like, why would you skip a floor number?
01:36:15 It sounds so stupid in a lot of those.
01:36:17 It's because we don't pay any extra.
01:36:19 It is stupid.
01:36:20 It just it's so weird how that becomes
01:36:23 going to irresponsible, ingrained in culture.
01:36:26 And so it does lead to me, you know, it's like sway towards like, could
01:36:31 people religious wise have been swayed towards just, you know, whatever
01:36:35 the fuck somebody said one day, you know,
01:36:38 Right Well, that's why I chose Cryptids.
01:36:39 We can be they became part of our culture even though they aren't even real.
01:36:45 I mean, everyone is afraid of the things that aren't
01:36:47 real become so important then.
01:36:51 That's why I want to include Santa Claus.
01:36:53 Santa Claus is just as real as any of these things.
01:36:56 Probably even more real.
01:36:58 More people believe in it.
01:36:59 The more the more
01:37:02 credence we give to them, the the more powerful it becomes.
01:37:06 Santa Claus.
01:37:06 I think on the last list I read is the richest fictional character in the world.
01:37:12 In the world
01:37:14 which really doesn't seem to have hit this big.
01:37:16 Thank you.
01:37:16 My presence for every child every year.
01:37:20 Do the math, crunch the numbers.
01:37:22 It's a lot. He's got a great business acumen.
01:37:26 I didn't bother to
01:37:27 to to count all the zeros in my Fermi paradox.
01:37:31 But 200 billion galaxies are 200 billion stars even.
01:37:35 It's like one.
01:37:37 A billion stars have a Goldilocks zone planet
01:37:42 and only have one, and a billion of those has life.
01:37:47 And only have one 2 billion of those as intelligent life.
01:37:50 We're still looking at quadrillions of intelligent species,
01:37:55 all but I didn't do the math.
01:37:58 Different base bases did based off of different you know,
01:38:03 I think they look like us.
01:38:05 I think they look just like us.
01:38:07 Do you suppose the silicon base, their carbon base.
01:38:10 Okay, There you go.
01:38:11 I think we would.
01:38:15 They are.
01:38:17 You're innately are you admitting you're an alien?
01:38:19 That's not a word. Do I have an alien?
01:38:22 Drusilla Silicon based entities use carbon based.
01:38:27 All those
01:38:29 things
01:38:30 describe who they would write
01:38:37 this backwards.
01:38:39 Absolutely ridiculous.
01:38:42 I was trying for ridiculous.
01:38:43 Then we hit it. We?
01:38:44 That's the center of the bull's eye.
01:38:46 That's what I was going for.
01:38:48 Great job, guys.
01:38:50 A real person
01:38:53 saying that he was a saint, just like
01:38:57 like all of the other saints, you know, that would sainthood.
01:39:00 I used to think, like growing up with religious.
01:39:03 It's like the Saints.
01:39:04 They seem like they're supposed to be spiritual,
01:39:06 but actually they were just like people that they just want.
01:39:08 This person's a saint.
01:39:09 Like, it's just really just nothing that anointed.
01:39:14 I don't know what I think religion want to go with like the core group of shit.
01:39:19 When I think of ancient stuff
01:39:20 I want to go with like the core group, like the very basic beginnings.
01:39:25 If we're going with like Jesus, I want to go with the religion
01:39:28 that sprung up and like, immediately after he was crucified, not like, you know,
01:39:33 several hundred or 1000 years later, because shit just gets bastardized. But
01:39:38 so much shit has been
01:39:39 lost to burnings and erasing history
01:39:43 and just history in general, just, you know, not being recorded.
01:39:47 Who the fuck knows?
01:39:47 Oh, all right, I'll go there.
01:39:51 The Catholic religion, which is what you were brought up.
01:39:55 Can't hold a candle
01:39:57 to the Protestant side, which is what I was brought up.
01:40:00 I don't really even know the differences, the beliefs
01:40:03 that they've got a virgin or whatever.
01:40:08 It's all the same quality and all that shit.
01:40:10 I've been.
01:40:12 I've.
01:40:13 I've been to services of both, except Catholics
01:40:16 call it mass instead of service, worship, service.
01:40:21 The Catholic hierarchy of government bishops,
01:40:25 the Other one just you're either a pastor or not.
01:40:29 Do you like church and do so?
01:40:31 Where would you be without
01:40:33 bishops?
01:40:34 The bishop
01:40:35 I would lose without my bishop reign so ingrained, that is.
01:40:39 And everything that it is.
01:40:40 Talk is part of the calendar BCE
01:40:45 we see all of these of ridiculous to is basically the people
01:40:49 who invented it should be acknowledged and that's their creation.
01:40:52 So until you come up with a better version,
01:40:54 then you use their shit, which is B.S.
01:40:57 And just slapping an E on the end really does nothing.
01:41:00 And you're still saying B.C. So it's just it's just stupid.
01:41:03 You're just trying to erase there is a war on Christianity.
01:41:07 To be honest,
01:41:08 I don't feel one way or another about it, but
01:41:11 I don't.
01:41:12 I don't necessarily believe, but I feel like I'm spiritual and
01:41:15 believing in some sense because I believe that, you know,
01:41:18 there's some weirdness when it comes to our universe.
01:41:20 We don't know everything.
01:41:21 Energy cannot be created or destroyed.
01:41:23 There's alternate universes.
01:41:24 We have no idea what exactly happens when we die.
01:41:27 I mean, there could be a part of us that moves on that we're not conscious
01:41:31 of that even existed prior to us being born.
01:41:34 We have no idea
01:41:36 if we're not conscious of it.
01:41:37 How much of that is actually you that you would recognize as yourself?
01:41:41 I mean, the universe existed before became conscious, though.
01:41:47 Yeah. Oh yeah. It was just random.
01:41:48 You just randomly develop.
01:41:50 Oh, I won't miss me.
01:41:52 It's just weird to think that your whole understanding of everything
01:41:56 has just developed from scratch, but that's kind of.
01:42:00 It's kind of how it happens, right?
01:42:02 There's nothing more.
01:42:03 The recycled soul
01:42:05 hypothesis says that you get reborn without any prior knowledge.
01:42:11 There are the stories that that there are children,
01:42:14 that claim to remember their past lives in the making.
01:42:18 And it turns out there is some stuff that does check out that is very odd.
01:42:23 I love those stories. I know.
01:42:24 And that's all I've seen.
01:42:25 A few of those stories that are good.
01:42:27 Is that next week's grant?
01:42:30 I don't know if there's
01:42:31 a whole show of that, but
01:42:38 no, probably not.
01:42:39 But could be.
01:42:39 I mean, but you'd have to do
01:42:41 just just be playing random videos and go and look at this.
01:42:43 What about.
01:42:47 Well, I thought we'd sit here for 2 hours, go through a list.
01:42:50 We never did that.
01:42:51 Well, we looked at a few of it,
01:42:53 but the list kind of burned out early because they're just becoming ridiculous
01:42:56 if you go through of us, the kind of video that you posted, the video
01:43:00 that was I forget how long the video was, but it's 101 on 100 and 101.
01:43:06 I made it through about four.
01:43:10 Well, good job.
01:43:11 That's further. I realize how boring it was.
01:43:13 It was just stupid.
01:43:14 This is something some dipshit said existed one time.
01:43:17 This is some other shit.
01:43:18 Some dipshit said
01:43:20 dipshit shit says that that's one thing, but this is like a news report.
01:43:26 So you.
01:43:26 Oh, I like that one you say the most believable, believable one is Bigfoot.
01:43:30 I would say the most believable one might be the Chupacabra
01:43:33 because there is evidence of blood being sucked out of animals.
01:43:36 There's no evidence of Bigfoot, like, kind of doing anything to anybody.
01:43:41 Oh, I wasn't going to leave Chupacabra
01:43:43 out of the thing, but
01:43:46 didn't say you didn't, And I accuse you of doing so.
01:43:50 I instinctively believe Mexicans.
01:43:54 It comes back to the Catholic Church.
01:43:56 Well, 98% of all Mexicans are
01:44:00 Roman Catholic.
01:44:01 Not kidding. Oh, no. That's why I love it.
01:44:04 It's the highest percentage of country practicing a single religion.
01:44:09 It's like that's higher than India.
01:44:12 In the Hindu, it's more than Chinese with the
01:44:16 the Dallas, it's more than anybody anything.
01:44:21 Mexicans are Roman Catholic
01:44:23 And and that's that is about them
01:44:27 They're very they're good natured people for the most they are
01:44:31 they seem to be really like family oriented.
01:44:34 They they respect and love God people, most of them
01:44:38 a lot of them, especially in our country, are speak two languages.
01:44:42 And honestly,
01:44:44 if you speak to languages, whenever I'm around
01:44:46 somebody who speaks the language, they typically say,
01:44:48 I feel like a dumb American because you dumb ass.
01:44:51 Yeah, anybody who's bilingual is smarter than us.
01:44:54 I, I tricked the system.
01:44:57 So in high school they make you take two years of foreign language.
01:45:00 So I take French and then I take Spanish.
01:45:04 One because I'm not going to work that hard to learn a language.
01:45:08 And I'm not taking French two or Spanish two, because that's
01:45:11 going to be too hard for me.
01:45:12 So I took the easy way out here and so I barely know two languages
01:45:16 and I get them mixed up a lot,
01:45:19 right?
01:45:20 They say Albert Einstein had an IQ of 160.
01:45:23 Stephen Hawking had an IQ of 180.
01:45:25 Smartest guy ever had an IQ of 300 and could speak 40 different languages.
01:45:31 Good at
01:45:33 my look.
01:45:35 You don't even know who the fuck he is.
01:45:37 Like, I smartest guy in the world.
01:45:39 I should know his name. It's your name
01:45:43 Here.
01:45:43 I'll look him up, draw
01:45:50 Brady.
01:45:50 I made it midnight.
01:45:54 Oh, no, this isn't it.
01:45:58 We fumbled.
01:46:00 I play with your. Mm.
01:46:06 Oh, no.
01:46:08 It's almost every shop in
01:46:10 Prince
01:46:12 William James cities.
01:46:15 What's he famous for?
01:46:16 This is IQ
01:46:19 the smartest man ever.
01:46:21 I mean, what you consider IQ like Jeopardy champion or somebody
01:46:23 who actually does some shit with it?
01:46:29 See, that's the thing.
01:46:30 Einstein had a buck 60 and did all sorts of stuff with it.
01:46:35 The guy with the 300 IQ learned a bunch of languages.
01:46:39 What does he really done for us?
01:46:45 Going back to
01:46:46 learning languages, I did have exploratory language in junior high
01:46:50 and the only thing I remembered from
01:46:52 any of that was how to count to ten in Japanese.
01:46:56 And the only reason I know that is because ten in Japanese is Ju.
01:47:02 It's new night go Alhaji Atiku Jew.
01:47:05 And there was a Jewish kid in the class which I was friends with, but we would
01:47:08 all yell Jew really loud when we got to 10:00.
01:47:13 I love that it's not anti-Semitic
01:47:16 if it's mean
01:47:20 now. Pissed me off as he said that he would, he would put up a Hanukkah tree
01:47:24 and it's like, Bro, you can't bogart our shit.
01:47:26 That's bullshit.
01:47:27 Put up your dumb right.
01:47:28 You can't have a Hanukkah treat
01:47:33 your own shit.
01:47:44 Are you proud of me, Brady?
01:47:45 I made it to Midnight
01:47:48 Megalodon. He's a big boy.
01:47:50 Made it to New Year's
01:47:52 in All Yay!
01:47:54 Happy New Year.
01:47:55 I always thought the Megalodon was an ancient queen, but it's encrypted.
01:48:00 Cryptic?
01:48:01 Oh, yeah, because that was a they made that fake History
01:48:04 Channel show about it.
01:48:08 There is a movie.
01:48:09 History Channel. Makes things real.
01:48:12 No, I mean, they were open about this one.
01:48:15 I like the image of the great white shark swallowed by the Megalodon.
01:48:19 That's cool. Megalodon two is out.
01:48:22 Oh, already?
01:48:23 You sick of the bigger words?
01:48:26 Snakes on a plane to go get the snakes.
01:48:30 The real Megalodon coming.
01:48:32 I'm going.
01:48:32 The plane is a real thing.
01:48:34 It's like a problem all the time.
01:48:37 Yeah.
01:48:37 When you're in first countries interviews with pilots, apparently there's.
01:48:42 I think Sharknado is a great concept.
01:48:45 Sharknado?
01:48:47 Yeah, I said Megalodon Naito.
01:48:50 Oh, even bigger.
01:48:53 Yeah.
01:48:54 Teeth. Opie
01:48:59 Megalodon Naito. Wow.
01:49:02 You like a hurricane?
01:49:03 Megalodon.
01:49:05 Yeah.
01:49:06 So I just said,
01:49:08 what does that freezing come from?
01:49:11 Look it up.
01:49:12 GOP Megalodon a giant shark.
01:49:17 Interesting Oceans.
01:49:27 We have our call in number 158633.
01:49:30 If you like to chat with here's my here's my guess
01:49:33 Before I looked it up anybody got
01:49:37 Jesus.
01:49:37 Jesus Peter is a disciple.
01:49:41 So here we go.
01:49:43 Jesus, Pete,
01:49:48 what does GOP mean?
01:49:50 What? It's got another religious term.
01:49:52 Everything so ingrained in religion. Jeez,
01:49:55 it's like a common theme in this world.
01:50:03 Really?
01:50:07 It is right there.
01:50:07 I see him.
01:50:09 He's right there.
01:50:11 Oh, there he is.
01:50:15 Oh, you can't see everything.
01:50:16 Everything.
01:50:18 Oh, okay.
01:50:18 Oh, no, I'm just. I'm on my phone.
01:50:22 You're Pete?
01:50:22 Oh, yeah.
01:50:23 So it's a michigan thing.
01:50:26 Okay, continue.
01:50:27 In what sense?
01:50:30 Uh, Jesus, Pete.
01:50:34 But see, Jesus is short for Jesus, Pete.
01:50:37 Peter was what, A disciple, right
01:50:40 And he was always Irish.
01:50:44 All right, there you go.
01:50:46 I love disciple.
01:50:51 I get out a go.
01:50:54 I do want to know what I'm talking about.
01:50:55 And I say, Jesus, Pete, I'd better know what talking about.
01:51:01 I'd prefer to
01:51:03 disagree.
01:51:05 Let's change it.
01:51:06 Let's make it our our catch phrase.
01:51:08 Jesus, Opie, Poop
01:51:11 people.
01:51:17 Yeah, big dummy.
01:51:19 So do we come to any conclusions about Cryptids?
01:51:22 I haven't came alive about you guys.
01:51:25 I learned nothing.
01:51:25 Did you figure out why I was talking about all this?
01:51:28 This whole time?
01:51:29 You could do that one joke about the aliens or cryptids.
01:51:41 That's a sexy breath.
01:51:44 You like deep sodomy?
01:51:48 Oh, there it orgasm.
01:51:50 Ha ha.
01:51:52 No, I don't even have a, like,
01:51:56 deep, deep.
01:51:59 Oh, let's.
01:52:00 Let's tell you Japanese do.
01:52:06 So if you guys want to get a UFO podcast it's called the
01:52:09 or the now and it is legit people
01:52:12 who are trying to normalize.
01:52:17 Yes there's that on the darkweb.
01:52:19 No, that's a website.
01:52:25 No, no.
01:52:28 You just know
01:52:31 that actually looks like our logo
01:52:34 the orange was the same
01:52:42 at all
01:52:42 things zillion wonderful featuring in-depth discussions, dating
01:52:46 advice and original songs and skits, all with a great deal of playful candor.
01:52:50 Zoey Ah, the now sets itself apart draw with being openly doing in
01:52:55 crypto zoology joyful
01:52:59 of what it is to be a zoo fail.
01:53:01 This is not what
01:53:06 not that there's anything wrong with that
01:53:09 really.
01:53:09 Yes, there is something wrong with that.
01:53:13 I give it a few years.
01:53:15 I know that's what they're trying to do the same thing with.
01:53:17 So there's no podcast.
01:53:20 See where they're trying to normalize my being minor attracted.
01:53:25 I've been through this, by the way, as minor attracted persons.
01:53:27 If anybody is level,
01:53:31 as long as you don't act on it, they think they should be normalized.
01:53:35 Well, yeah, they're the you know,
01:53:36 they're even want to be like celebrated because they haven't acted on it.
01:53:39 I'm making this deep space like, no, it's real
01:53:46 big face.
01:53:47 Yeah.
01:53:49 Don't make me look up at the Maps podcast.
01:53:51 It's called, but the third one is quite interesting, but.
01:53:57 Well, that's stupid.
01:53:59 I learned this. I don't like it. I learned that
01:54:03 I learned this from a show that I
01:54:07 go, Who are these podcasts?
01:54:08 And they they kind of just go through weird fringe podcasts
01:54:12 and make fun of them.
01:54:13 And so these are legitimate podcasts.
01:54:19 They're like,
01:54:20 Nobody is really listening, really doing yoga.
01:54:22 Izzy Ladies over there doing yoga,
01:54:28 that jazz hands
01:54:32 and he's drinking.
01:54:36 You've Listen, guys, I got to go to bed, but it's been a delight.
01:54:40 I really enjoyed this podcast, one of our best.
01:54:44 If you work, if you go to soon, if you go to sleep right
01:54:47 now, you've got two 8 hours is the time I've got to get up. So
01:54:52 okay, you're doing fine.
01:54:53 I know the best part is, is I get to like wake up about five,
01:54:56 I get to get out of bed about like 2 minutes.
01:54:59 Usually I clock in from bed
01:55:00 and then I walk over to my computer or if I'm working from my apartment
01:55:04 so that we get to play and go to your wife's rent and.
01:55:09 Yeah, okay. Right.
01:55:11 No, I'm, I'm in on all that stuff.
01:55:14 And then.
01:55:15 And then shoot and, and then we can.
01:55:20 But I got to set up a deck.
01:55:22 Could take on stupid.
01:55:24 So one, two, three, whatever you need to do.
01:55:28 You know. Exactly.
01:55:29 I'm going to do.
01:55:31 I know exactly what you mean when I flip a coin to 300.
01:55:38 I like Brady's technique.
01:55:41 I know you wouldn't want to use that.
01:55:43 I've never used that before.
01:55:43 That's an instant winner.
01:55:46 Instant winner.
01:55:48 Very versatile.
01:55:51 All right.
01:55:54 I don't know.
01:55:54 It changed my deck.
01:55:58 Couldn't
01:55:59 figure out how to put it in the screen.
01:56:02 That's a barrister
01:56:07 deck.
01:56:11 No draw.
01:56:13 I'm sorry I missed her bad draw.
01:56:19 So how. How?
01:56:20 Give us a review on the job so far now.
01:56:24 Oh, okay.
01:56:25 So I am the greatest 8 seconds shift
01:56:29 press operator of all time.
01:56:33 You know it's like baking cookies.
01:56:35 It comes out like on a tray, just like cookies and steaming just like cookies.
01:56:41 And I've got some burns on my arm and I'm proud of,
01:56:44 like, these are burns and that's a burn.
01:56:47 Nice, delicious fumes.
01:56:48 Plastic fumes, which are great for you.
01:56:51 Rubber fumes.
01:56:52 Rubber fumes are because you're pressing those. Right?
01:56:58 We could
01:56:59 we I think it's funny that we are a huge consumer of earplugs,
01:57:05 even though we could manufacture own very easily
01:57:11 earplugs, even in loud environments.
01:57:13 You know what?
01:57:14 I don't wear mine, and I'm going to deaf.
01:57:17 What?
01:57:18 No, I have great hearing.
01:57:19 I've been through a lot of shit,
01:57:22 a lot of loud noises, a lot of I've got.
01:57:25 I get here to hearing tested with my job now and I still have good hearing somehow
01:57:31 genetics.
01:57:31 I, I barely passed.
01:57:35 This is our battle.
01:57:38 I didn't bother to set up a deck.
01:57:41 I even though I said I enjoyed being Mark here.
01:57:45 You got to come.
01:57:46 Oh, Brady said.
01:57:48 I know, I know.
01:57:51 Well, I think I can deal with his love of Hound,
01:57:53 but he's going to do something with this guy.
01:57:55 Weird grooves to the right.
01:57:58 I was about to say something right before you went to sleep.
01:58:00 Sleep? It works well, see, we.
01:58:07 I think it got to this.
01:58:10 Oh, yeah, I forgot about zeros.
01:58:13 Well, he got me with the zeros, but look at this thing.
01:58:16 Go down.
01:58:16 Oh, I want you to look it on that side.
01:58:19 I Don't know.
01:58:20 You're not supposed to.
01:58:21 What game is that?
01:58:24 It's Clash Royale.
01:58:27 I think I got him the actually got him on.
01:58:31 Doesn't like the
01:58:33 that Logan Paul dude advertise for this shit.
01:58:37 Oh a lot of people advertise for this shit.
01:58:39 It's a complete waste of time.
01:58:41 Yeah.
01:58:41 Like most of those games.
01:58:45 I mean, it's fine for what it is,
01:58:47 but it's probably one of those games where,
01:58:50 you know, if you want to grind out and get points, you can.
01:58:54 But if you want to pay money in advance, fade away.
01:58:57 Yeah.
01:58:58 I actually hate how a lot of technology is going that route.
01:59:03 That was Bobby's way.
01:59:05 You'd have stuff to write out.
01:59:08 Yeah.
01:59:11 Oh, based on my phone,
01:59:16 I saw that I've got a huge.
01:59:18 This is. I can't see.
01:59:20 I didn't see your wizard because it's like, so small way over
01:59:24 here.
01:59:26 That's a which I put a which down
01:59:29 look for the which she's coming which
01:59:33 which which
01:59:35 is a which a crypto. Yes.
01:59:42 Well it's over you know.
01:59:44 Yeah. That's a game.
01:59:46 Good for you. Game.
01:59:48 Yeah.
01:59:49 Enjoy it.
01:59:50 Took care of that you guys with the care business.
01:59:52 Have you guys been keeping track of the win loss record so far or no.
01:59:55 Yes. Those are 14th match.
01:59:58 We are now 311.
02:00:03 Who's who was my third.
02:00:05 That was my third win.
02:00:08 You're getting better.
02:00:10 Shut up
02:00:12 when we need your.
02:00:14 When was your last win?
02:00:16 Two weeks ago.
02:00:17 He let me win a street fighter.
02:00:22 That's cute.
02:00:24 Yeah.
02:00:24 And then he won, like, seven in a row and I won one, and he won the first two.
02:00:28 So that's exactly how that's gone now
02:00:33 he's a lot of fun, like games.
02:00:35 It is fun. It is. It is fun.
02:00:37 I don't like losing much, but it sure beats not playing.
02:00:42 I don't mind losing one, but fuck you,
02:00:45 these two.
02:00:45 He said a shot at me.
02:00:48 No, but yes.
02:00:52 But it wasn't intended.
02:00:54 But as an afterthought, that was a good idea.
02:00:56 Yeah, the fuck is up.
02:00:59 Get beat sitting there in the a draw.
02:01:02 Oh, just kind of waiting. You guys done it?
02:01:05 You're like the referee.
02:01:07 We need a three player game
02:01:09 Rock.
02:01:10 Ferguson got four players simultaneous.
02:01:12 You know what?
02:01:13 I'm gonna use his sexuality.
02:01:16 Might as well.
02:01:17 Let's just do it like a man. I lose.
02:01:19 I lose something.
02:01:22 You don't want to lose that game.
02:01:23 That's a bad game to lose, actually.
02:01:25 Really? You want to win.
02:01:26 You want to be on top on that one?
02:01:28 I don't know how to play body.
02:01:29 The both of you.
02:01:31 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:01:35 That is.
02:01:35 I have no words of wisdom. My sombrero.
02:01:38 Word of the week was stupid.
02:01:40 No, notice that I.
02:01:42 Honey, you know that we're like, Oh, no, you're old as fuck
02:01:45 about.
02:01:48 No, no, screw that.
02:01:49 Well,
02:01:52 yeah,
02:01:53 something about being prepared, believing it.
02:01:56 It was like.
02:01:57 It's like
02:01:58 reading the script by rote.
02:02:01 Just be be ready.
02:02:03 I would just be ready to respond, like, live in the moment.
02:02:08 Not that not being prepared is like
02:02:12 anticipating, expecting, like, you're ready.
02:02:15 Ready. Exactly what you're doing now.
02:02:17 I love that. Right?
02:02:19 I know exactly. I'm describing what I'm doing currently.
02:02:21 Wait, no, no.
02:02:25 Okay.
02:02:26 I'm from the beginning. Yep.
02:02:31 My mailman scripted is fantastic.
02:02:35 He's a really nice person, Richie. I don't.
02:02:38 I don't know
02:02:40 what. They were.
02:02:41 I was. Well, I was supposed to say something.
02:02:44 Male crap screams anybody.
02:02:47 Take it away.
02:02:50 No, no, no.
02:02:51 As well. So below, put in the back end.
02:02:53 No, you can't do it.
02:02:55 I can finish your finish Your thought.
02:02:58 I thought I was the man to get well.
02:03:00 Okay, so
02:03:02 the reason. Prove it.
02:03:05 What is a man?
02:03:08 The reason I it prove it.
02:03:15 We all are can be influenced by
02:03:19 we the great men, the yellow submarine.
02:03:25 When I hear something I don't understand,
02:03:27 my brain translates it into words that I do understand.
02:03:31 And the message misconstrued.
02:03:35 If that's what you're following,
02:03:38 you really need to reconsider
02:03:43 your approach
02:03:47 to analysis of what's going on around you.
02:03:51 I, I know that's not
02:03:54 as specific as it needs to be,
02:03:58 but if you apply it
02:04:01 to everything, I think things will work out a lot better.
02:04:04 Everyone
02:04:07 you wear world needs where
02:04:12 as above, so below werewolves.
02:04:14 Cryptids.
02:04:16 Oh, crap.
02:05:18 I was getting back. Yeah.
02:05:21 Did you get were you able to do the moto cast?
02:05:25 Yes or no?
02:05:27 No way.
02:05:29 I mean, he's like a mad scientist, super genius.
02:05:32 So I'm the genius.
02:05:35 That's why I'm the flan. You're, aren't I?
02:05:38 I went back like.
02:05:39 Oh, yeah. Oh, no, I heard you guys talking.
02:05:42 That ran test
02:05:44 the aftershow in the post.
02:05:48 I love and post show.
02:05:49 I love you good after show.
02:05:51 Yeah,
02:05:53 well, I might as well keep doing it,
02:05:57 man. I have to pee again.
02:05:58 Do you guys think I have to pee for the first time?
02:06:01 But I'm holding it because I'm not a pussy, man.
02:06:03 I am. But I am going to put you in the way.
02:06:07 But I'll even for you. Be clear, girl.
02:06:08 Good for you.
02:06:10 All right.
02:06:10 What a brilliant would you?
02:06:13 So way, way, boy.
02:06:14 Rick spent a lot of time in jail.
02:06:16 He gets out
02:06:17 and he's like a millionaire now because he can brand his name with drugs.
02:06:21 Would you.
02:06:22 Would you take that sacrifice or would you not?
02:06:26 No. No way.
02:06:27 Time's not worth it.
02:06:32 But you work.
02:06:33 How much do you work?
02:06:35 How many hours do you work?
02:06:37 You could ever consider that time to be out of.
02:06:44 If you do the math,
02:06:48 what would equate what would be worth it?
02:06:50 The time, worth the money?
02:06:51 Obviously,
02:06:55 you know, honestly,
02:06:56 when you're working, sure, you're not eating the greatest,
02:07:00 but you're really not like you're just kind of hanging out.
02:07:03 So sometimes
02:07:05 three hots or a cat.
02:07:07 Yeah. Drew makes a valid point here.
02:07:09 It's very much like like what if you just do all your work right now?
02:07:14 Don't work hard.
02:07:15 They tell you when to go.
02:07:16 That's actually time.
02:07:17 Now it's nap time.
02:07:18 Here's your lunch. Here's your dinner
02:07:22 structure.
02:07:24 It's no worse than being in the military.
02:07:26 Yeah. So fucked up story,
02:07:29 dude.
02:07:30 I worked with Carrie Clayton.
02:07:33 Michael.
02:07:33 Carrie Clayton is his full name, but he was a kind of a weird dude.
02:07:37 But we used to make gay jokes with him, and he'd be cool with it.
02:07:40 Like, we just, you know,
02:07:41 that type of humor, just making, Oh, you're fagot whatever chop shop humor.
02:07:47 But everyone else thought he was kind of weird.
02:07:49 And then one day somebody found out that he had
02:07:52 like a statutory rape charge and did like 20 years
02:07:58 and he wrote in to me specifically.
02:08:01 I was cool with them.
02:08:02 He just said that like, Oh, I was dating a chick.
02:08:05 And she was like a couple of years older.
02:08:06 I was 80 or I was 18.
02:08:08 She was a couple of years younger.
02:08:10 The parents were cool with it, but then I got her pregnant
02:08:12 and then they freaked out on me.
02:08:14 And then and so he he seemed like a good worker.
02:08:17 He was a generous dude. Nice dude.
02:08:20 I kind of went to bat for him a few times when people kind of we're talking
02:08:24 shit about him.
02:08:27 So birth to,
02:08:32 I think like 18 years old, he was out from 18 to about
02:08:39 maybe it was like 20 but did 20 years.
02:08:44 And he said that he did extra time because he got into fights and stuff and there
02:08:50 I don't know but so he did 20 years.
02:08:52 So he was in jail. By the time I met him.
02:08:55 He was in jail already more than half his life.
02:08:58 So yeah, he
02:09:03 randomly a dude
02:09:05 that was a contractor, temporary worker there that got no dispute with him.
02:09:10 The dude comes up to me, he goes, Hey, you see this shit this guy did?
02:09:14 And I'm like, Yeah, I did.
02:09:15 Like usually what I've done with people, it's like, Yeah, you know, I've seen that.
02:09:18 He's like, He's a good dude. It's like, I don't know what to think of that.
02:09:21 But he goes, No, no, there's new shit.
02:09:24 And I'm like, What? And so I look it up.
02:09:26 He re-offended.
02:09:30 He was, he had gotten
02:09:32 so he was still working there and me
02:09:35 and him were cool until that point and he was trying to be friendly with me.
02:09:39 I the work report line and was like, Hey dude, you know you need that.
02:09:43 But I was like, you.
02:09:45 I don't know how to tell this guy that. I don't.
02:09:47 I just this is a work relationship only I don't want to go.
02:09:50 I don't want to talk to you.
02:09:52 I don't have kids, but there's people that have kids.
02:09:55 And he also was potentially not supposed to have a cell phone
02:09:58 and he was, like in meetings with the cell phone and shit and like
02:10:02 and I reported it and they said, oh, it happened outside of work.
02:10:05 And I'm like, Well, what happens if I like murder someone outside of work?
02:10:08 Like, And they really didn't do anything right? So
02:10:12 it ended up he got 20 more
02:10:14 years and he's not going to get out until he's 60.
02:10:17 So he's spent he's going to be spending three quarters of his life in jail
02:10:22 one quarter.
02:10:22 How good does that vagina have to be?
02:10:26 So that's got to be so I always point to the excellent the funny Louis C.K.
02:10:30 joke where he's like, I love Mounds bars.
02:10:34 But if you told me if I had a mounds bar,
02:10:37 I had to go to prison for 20 years, I would need a Mounds bar.
02:10:42 So yeah, absolutely.
02:10:44 People are seriously mentally affected
02:10:46 or yeah, it's that fucking good,
02:10:50 right?
02:10:54 Mouse bars are pretty good.
02:10:55 No, I'm saying, child. I know, I know.
02:10:58 Okay. Okay. Thank God. I had a feeling that.
02:11:03 All right, you ready?
02:11:04 I'm going to try it. Okay.
02:11:06 If you go to the for the floorboards.
02:11:09 This is it. No,
02:11:12 this is the forge.
02:11:13 The actual forge.
02:11:14 I know. And here I a welder.
02:11:16 You see the form?
02:11:17 I understand. Miller did.
02:11:18 Miller Oh, oh, oh.
02:11:21 Welder.
02:11:22 Here's The welder.
02:11:24 Do you guys want to freshen?
02:11:26 Fruit is always sour.
02:11:28 This is a welder.
02:11:30 This is a welder. Mask.
02:11:32 Not a this is a welder or a miller.
02:11:35 Well, that is just a welder.
02:11:37 Chicago older.
02:11:38 They look bad.
02:11:39 Oh, Chicago's not bad.
02:11:40 Flux capacitor.
02:11:43 Yeah, it's a welder. Okay.
02:11:45 And this is. This is my propane tank.
02:11:48 Oh, you got to be kidding.
02:11:49 It's £40.
02:11:50 It's a propane tank.
02:11:51 I'm smoking right by noon.
02:11:53 Okay, so when you hear the word Georgia for Borders, Virginia Swords is gorgeous.
02:12:00 Where is the device of the floorboard of
02:12:04 George Ford's horse restored?
02:12:06 This is this is my lawn lawnmower.
02:12:09 That's not a lawn mower.
02:12:10 These are my these are my taxes from 99.
02:12:18 I really get their taxes over 99.
02:12:21 Every 99.
02:12:23 They're 90, 90, 99, and they're most recently by lawn mower.
02:12:28 It's a disc.
02:12:29 Golf basket.
02:12:31 Okay, There's golf clubs.
02:12:33 Okay, This gets better. Golf?
02:12:36 No, I don't.
02:12:38 Okay, so this is my lawn mower.
02:12:40 The catcher.
02:12:42 This is catches your lawn. My bicycle.
02:12:44 These are my bicycle.
02:12:46 You don't ride a bike?
02:12:47 No, of course not.
02:12:48 Okay, this is.
02:12:51 This is my laptop.
02:12:54 Good. Yeah, buddy,
02:12:56 there's your laptop. It's not.
02:12:58 It's not. Wait a minute.
02:13:01 Is this my laptop?
02:13:03 I think so. This is good
02:13:06 that this is going to close.
02:13:10 This is my laptop isn't going to do shit for you.
02:13:14 Your phone is way better.
02:13:15 I can tell by looking at Plano.
02:13:17 Okay. I don't think it is.
02:13:20 I don't think it is.
02:13:22 Who's this?
02:13:23 I think this is Hodges.
02:13:24 I think he left it when he lived with me.
02:13:26 So. I mean, it's my came back onto.
02:13:31 Yeah. Yeah.
02:13:32 He owes you on his.
02:13:33 I mean, that's my laptop.
02:13:35 Is it.
02:13:35 Is it a Sony.
02:13:36 Yeah, it's a Dell.
02:13:39 No, I didn't buy Dell if it was a Sony, that was my.
02:13:42 He must have kept the Sony.
02:13:44 Okay.
02:13:45 It looks like this.
02:13:48 I just asked it.
02:13:49 That is it. Yeah. Okay.
02:13:52 No, this is it.
02:13:54 Got Dang it.
02:13:55 I thought, I thought.
02:13:56 I thought I found something.
02:13:58 Yeah. I tell you what, I found it.
02:14:00 I found the charger for my actual laptop, which is a new modern laptop, but it's.
02:14:09 What is it from a couple of years growth.
02:14:13 Laptops are modern
02:14:17 that it's not.
02:14:23 Why is it e sideways?
02:14:26 Well, not supposed to look like a banana
02:14:31 stick. A big dummy.
02:14:32 Yeah.
02:14:33 It's so much better if you just hold the phone box,
02:14:37 is it?
02:14:39 Huh? Why were you doing that earlier then?
02:14:42 Because I was told not to touch my phone.
02:14:45 I know because you've done your shitty service.
02:14:48 You've done it.
02:14:52 I still have Irish coffee left over that.
02:14:55 Yeah, I got rid of that.
02:14:58 Guess what?
02:14:59 This number is completely full.
02:15:02 Is it?
02:15:03 You know who it is.
02:15:06 That's my mantra these days.
02:15:10 I told my boss about the podcast
02:15:12 and he let me out an hour early every Monday from now on.
02:15:17 Do you have to show up an hour early so you just make less money?
02:15:20 Yeah, I just make less money.
02:15:22 You're cool. That that of course, you
02:15:26 said, okay, you make
02:15:27 48, you just do 40 flat or
02:15:31 now I dropped to 44.
02:15:33 Do you think time my schedule.
02:15:35 My schedule gives me 45 and because of the podcast they get 44 hours.
02:15:40 So I get four time and a half hours and then 40 regular hours at minimum wage.
02:15:46 So they give you on average ten.
02:15:48 So it's not minimum wage, but it's a $7 an hour.
02:15:51 Okay, But
02:15:53 I could go back to delivering Snapple anytime I want.
02:15:56 But you know what?
02:15:59 I'm perfectly comfortable doing this.
02:16:01 I would if you would have you delivered Snapple to just like retire
02:16:06 early versus just doing this job and probably die in there.
02:16:13 I was thinking about
02:16:16 just doing the white Boy Rick thing.
02:16:18 Does that does that work?
02:16:20 They like, didn't die at work, but you're like, right.
02:16:23 You just didn't come back that weekend.
02:16:24 And the deal with 65 just, you know, just working
02:16:26 just to fucking work like you didn't need to work.
02:16:28 But he just he knew his shirt and he just kind of came in
02:16:31 and did what he needed to do 60, 70 and just, you know,
02:16:35 didn't come didn't come back after a weekend holiday weekend.
02:16:39 Paul was his name.
02:16:41 All right, Good dude.
02:16:43 He had a good sense of humor. He liked to tell quite a few gay jokes.
02:16:46 He was fucking dead.
02:16:47 Jesus, Paul.
02:16:49 Like, yeah.
02:16:49 Now, though, he also knew the gay fagot, too,
02:16:52 but he was always suspicious of the the child molester.
02:16:54 Sorry, not the gay fagot.
02:16:55 Those are two different things.
02:16:57 He was a gay target and a child molester.
02:17:00 Little o little try to.
02:17:02 He used to try to invite me.
02:17:04 He several times he tried to invite me to the Pride
02:17:06 parade in Ferndale and I'm like, Bro, I like I don't want to go.
02:17:10 And he goes, No, no, it's cool. It's fun.
02:17:11 Every once in a while I'm like, Dude, what are you?
02:17:14 But this is like,
02:17:15 he claimed he had a girlfriend and she was black, so I don't know,
02:17:20 but I never saw her.
02:17:21 But that that's beside the point.
02:17:27 I'm going to go piss.
02:17:27 I still can't go
02:17:30 above Earl Walker's head.
02:17:34 Can you see it now?
02:17:38 You know
02:17:39 what is
02:17:41 that?
02:17:41 Is the Supreme Court
02:17:44 is the crutch
02:17:48 that that somebody
02:17:53 it's actually LaDainian Tomlinson scratch.
02:17:56 Okay.
02:18:00 We should do the aftershow
02:18:01 for premium subscribers.
02:18:04 This should be available for our Patriots.
02:18:07 Got one draw.
02:18:09 I guess if I know who to call for is Nicole,
02:18:14 I guarantee our 12th was Nicole.
02:18:17 Our 11th is me and my other account
02:18:21 because I'm two of our followers.
02:18:23 I'm Two of them?
02:18:24 Oh, well,
02:18:27 they're here in echoes of you.
02:18:30 I can. I can.
02:18:31 I can hear me hear me, hear me.
02:18:37 Can you, you, you.
02:18:41 It was not Nicole.
02:18:44 Oh, what's the name?
02:18:47 I don't think we should
02:18:49 out our followers.
02:18:51 Oh, no, we definitely shouldn't.
02:18:54 Nicole was 11.
02:18:58 Oh, Nicole was.
02:18:59 Oh, I was 12.
02:19:01 No, it was Julie Christie.
02:19:07 There's been a pretty hot 12 year old.
02:19:09 Thank you. All right.
02:19:11 For her to hear it all.
02:19:14 So this isn't a computer, but it is.
02:19:18 It you know, that's a brick.
02:19:19 That's a fucking brick.
02:19:21 It's a brick house.
02:19:24 Not even a good brick, you know, from.
02:19:29 I'm so disappointed.
02:19:31 In fact, I thought I found something.
02:19:33 It was not, you know, it was Feel
02:19:36 better?
02:19:36 It was behind my lawnmower.
02:19:39 You want to see the rest?
02:19:42 But where's the where the sword.
02:19:43 Where's the.
02:19:45 Will it cut?
02:19:46 Will it cut down?
02:19:47 Oh, here, I'll show you the door.
02:19:49 Wait, will it?
02:19:50 That's the refrigerator. That's a bunch of junk.
02:19:53 Okay, that's a bunch of stuff.
02:19:55 The question We got to see you cut something with.
02:19:59 All right,
02:20:02 This I call Lumpy, and I've got lumber over here.
02:20:06 Well, is it called Buffy?
02:20:09 It is.
02:20:11 It's a it's a 19 inch machete.
02:20:15 Says who?
02:20:17 1642.
02:20:20 And this is the.
02:20:22 It's the wood.
02:20:24 Create the Bronze Age,
02:20:28 the machete.
02:20:30 It looks like you can't see it.
02:20:32 You can't even click on a child. Trust
02:20:35 the know. Yeah.
02:20:37 Oh, for sure.
02:20:39 I You got a handle on it or you just hold the metal.
02:20:46 Oh, you got a halo.
02:20:47 Fuck, yeah. Okay.
02:20:48 That's a little president there.
02:20:51 Yeah, I made it
02:20:53 as a vegetable,
02:20:55 a Jason movie, and he's carried around that fucking
02:20:59 side.
02:21:00 It'd be terrifying to get that burger left.
02:21:07 Shit, hookers, all that stuff. Why?
02:21:11 Got bottom line, the real clean cut
02:21:18 shit shit,
02:21:21 knock market.
02:21:25 I know it's not the greatest.
02:21:27 How about for real? It's. That's the only. That's.
02:21:30 So you bought a forge and you've made one
02:21:33 no scary.
02:21:38 Be over there We going to you.
02:21:42 What are you looking
02:21:44 as? The only reason you bought it
02:21:46 is to jack off to elude.
02:21:51 No, this gets better.
02:21:53 Oh, I found the computer.
02:21:56 Another one.
02:21:58 It shows just a typewriter I feel like this is an episode of Pickers
02:22:01 All the.
02:22:05 That's not,
02:22:09 I don't know, the
02:22:10 micro paintings.
02:22:13 Fucking Chris.
02:22:13 This is a
02:22:15 this is a grip.
02:22:17 Like a what is that called a fireball.
02:22:19 That's a fire.
02:22:20 Fireball. A fireball.
02:22:24 Fireball. Akio. Bill,
02:22:26 Thank you.
02:22:27 Well, who's got more tennis equipment, me or you?
02:22:31 Well, you're the gear one.
02:22:33 Obviously, you would have more tennis equipment.
02:22:35 Know women's sport, just like soccer.
02:22:39 And they play
02:22:41 you big dummy is your racket
02:22:43 Name is my this is golf.
02:22:47 Speaking of lame sports,
02:22:49 I yelled at several bicyclists driving around Stoney Creek this weekend.
02:22:54 And you'd better see this is my booze keeper.
02:22:57 I pointed at the but there was like a whole family of
02:23:00 there was children and shit in there riding like lollygag
02:23:03 like, oh, we were wobbly, tired on the fucking main road.
02:23:05 And it's like there's a perfectly safe bicycle path right over there.
02:23:10 Cars can drive
02:23:11 one area, the road based bicycles can ride wherever the fuck they want.
02:23:15 So why would you take something?
02:23:16 It'd be like having a shooting range and hey, let me just stand just off
02:23:21 to the side of the shooting range and let me just stand there for fun
02:23:23 because I don't know, guys, I can stand here. Why can't I stand here?
02:23:26 I'm not directly in front of the range, but if I get shot.
02:23:30 Guess who's stuck in the shooting
02:23:34 range over
02:23:35 as a walk?
02:23:39 Oh, sure.
02:23:42 Face draw.
02:23:44 Oh, crap.
02:23:45 Did you guys like the tour of my bath
02:23:48 water ski?
02:23:50 Do you?
02:23:51 There's a water ski. Right, Right. Moves left.
02:23:53 Put my finger in the right place for one legged people.
02:23:56 It's been a couple of years.
02:23:58 Oh, yes, of course.
02:24:00 I know. Just a couple of years.
02:24:03 Oh, when I was like, five.
02:24:05 That's my girl.
02:24:06 You went up and ready?
02:24:09 Yeah, it's one I've never heard of.
02:24:11 Yeah, people have.
02:24:14 That's what you do. It's one slot.
02:24:17 That's what's called the Wakeboard.
02:24:20 That's my redheaded soul.
02:24:22 His girlfriend really wanted to try wakeboarding, but
02:24:26 she's a little too weak.
02:24:27 Oh, you're in the same spot where we started.
02:24:29 I hear you all bringing.
02:24:32 No, no Brazilian.
02:24:35 All right,
02:24:37 go back to the take another using a computer.
02:24:39 When you're doing the tour, the really?
02:24:45 I'd have to charge it up.
02:24:49 It is not a turn on.
02:24:52 I'm looking at, like the the.
02:24:54 No, not turn me on about it.
02:25:00 Not even the.
02:25:01 Are we still broadcasting?
02:25:02 Do you feel, you know,
02:25:05 files or you know, you know certain codes?
02:25:08 I found out when there were no fucking like dancing shit.
02:25:13 If they wear high boots, I don't think they can stick the hind
02:25:17 legs of the goat into their boots so it can't kick them
02:25:21 while they're fucking them from behind.
02:25:24 That's a true story.
02:25:26 But the technique.
02:25:28 What?
02:25:29 I didn't come up with it
02:25:33 rules as far as you do.
02:25:34 Buy in order. One boots. Just.
02:25:37 Yeah, you can buy your way.
02:25:38 No, don't fuck you.
02:25:40 But I've got surfing boots.
02:25:43 She's been shut out.
02:25:45 Osama bin bin Laden.
02:25:47 So we.
02:25:48 You stick their feet in your boots?
02:25:50 Yeah, their back legs and their boots.
02:25:52 That way they can't, like, kick their.
02:25:53 They're like, trapped in your boots and you can just like,
02:25:56 without them, like, you know, get out of it.
02:26:00 The guy, you know, what is that called.
02:26:03 Pull in a draw.
02:26:04 No, that's called fucking a goat.
02:26:11 You're retarded.
02:26:13 No, I mean right.
02:26:14 Special needs.
02:26:16 They're here to make fun of me if I'm special needs.
02:26:19 You came in front of me.
02:26:21 Yeah, I can.
02:26:23 I like a beat up.
02:26:23 We're trying to work here
02:26:27 in New Jersey.
02:26:37 Yeah.
02:26:40 Hey, you
02:26:42 know, like, right?
02:26:45 Yeah.
02:26:45 We got to your bed.
02:26:47 We want to show guys who was there. My flag.
02:26:50 Urine threat.
02:26:51 I do, I do. I do. I do.
02:26:53 I think I've got the balls for. It ready?
02:26:56 Yeah, right. Flashdance.
02:26:58 No backlash, Just hashtags and happenstance
02:27:01 with backpacks and a half full glass with plaid slacks.
02:27:04 He calls pants which no fags can get past and blow fast like Japan.
02:27:08 Get it?
02:27:09 Because Hiroshima, they pass and take a chance.
02:27:12 Like Rex Chapman who actually Rex Chapman got busted for stealing
02:27:16 Rex Chapman's hands That land that man in the damn pan with black man outlandish.
02:27:20 You Democrats can tap dance around this damn class.
02:27:23 But this Mortal Kombat, you guys play more combat.
02:27:25 So yeah, we do with athletes, chaps, backwards and tall grass, the baseball
02:27:29 bats, attacks, attacks until it's red ass like orangutans until you can't stand.
02:27:33 So fair chance even backhand your best friend with a brand.
02:27:36 This mayonnaise and Band-Aid sandwich.
02:27:38 Go eat a baguette fagot.
02:27:40 God damn it.
02:27:40 Before you damage the planet, what you think is flat Mango cramps in
02:27:43 and your fat snitch from the badlands and your bell back into your lamp acid.
02:27:47 Have at it until you can get sand it till you get candy and sake. What?
02:27:50 You can't understand it like Sanskrit or a one man
02:27:53 sing at a hampton
02:27:54 wearing foil hats and glasses, watching Charlie Manson, Asprey and Batman
02:27:57 until his back in his black and like pants. You're from Scranton.
02:28:00 Then give the captain an enhanced lap dance.
02:28:02 Pass.
02:28:03 Enhanced lap dance,
02:28:04 dance, dance for practice, but slap him in advance, like at bike
02:28:08 time traveling or abstract madcap magic, then subtract that like math class.
02:28:13 Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
02:28:15 On a Kraft matic bed next to Eric Clapton's bedpan there saying, trapped
02:28:18 in his ass crack and the man's hand is jammed in some lad's back badge.
02:28:22 Well, he's asked Klabin.
02:28:24 I'm done rapping the slide Trance, bitch.
02:28:27 Yeah.
02:28:28 Wow, that's the fire, man.
02:28:31 As much as I could to rap.
02:28:33 Fried, rancid.
02:28:34 It's so hard to detract, not detract, and just kind of sway into
02:28:38 Vlad Duran's backhand and then kind of go to, like, pretty similar but different.
02:28:44 And so I always try to keep the
02:28:46 Yeah, the the flow.
02:28:48 Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's fire. It is fire.
02:28:51 I just try to keep it going.
02:28:53 It doesn't.
02:28:56 That's fantastic.
02:28:57 I enjoyed that.
02:28:59 Holy crap.
02:29:01 Smoking quite a long time actually.
02:29:05 We've got a lot twirling beer.
02:29:07 However
02:29:09 we got a new certainly
02:29:12 that called Go Fuck yourself,
02:29:16 I'll rap, I'll wrap every episode,
02:29:19 I'll write a new rap for every episode of the something you didn't hear.
02:29:22 But I got a dual degree massage in hockey.
02:29:26 I think I'm in the second Nagasaki Nagasaki
02:29:29 regale regale this sort of a dump truck.
02:29:33 Sort of a dump truck.
02:29:37 Oh, then we got to have a we we're going to rehash it.
02:29:41 All right.
02:29:42 I started farting heartily at a retarded garden party.
02:29:45 I said, I'm sorry. They'd hardly pardon me.
02:29:47 Yeah, I.
02:29:48 I have a bone to take with you because in an episode prior
02:29:51 to be chiming in on this shit you had, that those were your lyrics
02:29:56 that Miley wrote that I wrote, Correct.
02:30:00 I was like, You stand by that.
02:30:02 That is. And
02:30:05 okay.
02:30:06 And in what?
02:30:07 In what sense? Is that false?
02:30:10 I started farting at a gardening party. Those are my lyrics.
02:30:12 I wrote that. Those are my raps.
02:30:14 I see in the first ever song that says That's that which is out of my mouth.
02:30:19 That is my voice saying it, not your voice.
02:30:23 A lot of people confuse our voices.
02:30:26 I know that's not God.
02:30:28 I hope not long ago our penises look similar
02:30:32 to those who didn't really good.
02:30:35 Does your scrotum ever seem right down the middle?
02:30:38 You've got my ass to
02:30:41 my scrotum has a seam right down the middle
02:30:43 like I was sewn together.
02:30:48 Oh, no, wait.
02:30:49 This ain't going to work.
02:30:51 No. God damn it. No.
02:30:55 Which one is it?
02:30:56 You retarded garden party.
02:30:58 But I've got your brain or something right here.
02:31:01 That's the problem. He couldn't hear it earlier.
02:31:02 We already played it.
02:31:04 If it's gurgled out, who do you think wrote it?
02:31:07 You'll agree with us in a hearty
02:31:10 welcome in second Nagasaki.
02:31:13 Who wrote that you did that?
02:31:15 I did. Party in a garden party.
02:31:18 Simultaneous, right? Well, sexuality is a song.
02:31:21 Okay.
02:31:21 Which is actually technically our second.
02:31:24 We're going to
02:31:25 we're going to get to the bottom of this this dispute flat rates 50 countries.
02:31:30 We've got controversies remastered.
02:31:32 It has to be
02:31:34 okay.
02:31:35 Controversy, controversy. I like that.
02:31:38 It's a print song to contrast.
02:31:41 Oh, can we get the rights that your tennis record says Prince, doesn't it?
02:31:46 It does.
02:31:47 Prince.
02:31:48 Oh, yeah.
02:31:49 And will squirm you when you're looking right at it.
02:31:53 This will be right there. Prince Fetish.
02:31:56 Yes. The purple one man.
02:32:01 And yeah, it doesn't bother me.
02:32:03 It's like this idea that just came out in a serious sexuality
02:32:08 statement and was entertained from genius.
02:32:12 What was that?
02:32:13 What was the line again?
02:32:15 Started farting heartily at a retarded garden party and
02:32:21 you guys, you know, I think it's something
02:32:26 that was me
02:32:28 for my penis, if you let us
02:32:32 know. This is a good example.
02:32:34 So fingers and some of that coming up.
02:32:38 Some of the stuff I wrote.
02:32:39 You performed Candy, dance and candy.
02:32:44 Yeah, that me.
02:32:46 So granted,
02:32:49 that was me playing to manage
02:32:51 just all that was all me
02:32:56 Shut up
02:32:58 Now was high
02:33:02 class, you guys to your meditation.
02:33:04 Well, you got in it like, what's the rhyme?
02:33:08 We started farting heartily at her retarded garden party.
02:33:12 I know, because it's my lyrics.
02:33:15 Me, mine.
02:33:17 That's the wrong song. It's a different time.
02:33:20 Okay?
02:33:20 To play the right to
02:33:24 control thing.
02:33:26 I know the beat.
02:33:27 I just don't know.
02:33:32 Shit isn't
02:33:32 one of the ones that I remaster.
02:33:39 Pledge Rants Extended Cut
02:33:44 Prince Controversy.
02:33:46 Controversy Pronouns Right.
02:33:48 Fagot
02:33:52 So you're not controversial enough?
02:33:56 The controversial
02:34:00 sort of hiding in a governing party without you said I'm sorry.
02:34:04 I think it's really important
02:34:10 when we play
02:34:13 in this.
02:34:19 Who's this Fagots playing?
02:34:25 They get to exit
02:34:34 the AP
02:34:36 in saying that Donald Trump ruined
02:34:44 what?
02:34:47 It's a pretty
02:34:48 deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep
02:34:52 love.
02:34:52 Some pretty gay shit to the to the standards.
02:34:55 He was ahead of his time. Yep.
02:34:58 The last time my flawless forge had this many cigaret butts.
02:35:04 What is it called for?
02:35:06 Billboard was Thank you for this.
02:35:10 Gorgeous. Gorgeous.
02:35:12 Of course.
02:35:14 Okay.
02:35:14 This splurges.
02:35:17 Last time I had this many cigaret butts sitting on the floor.
02:35:20 Judges
02:35:22 Ryan brother was here
02:35:24 because he never throws them in the firepit where they go, That's kind of gay.
02:35:29 Yeah.
02:35:29 You guys doing
02:35:31 the stuff just for the gorgeousness
02:35:35 George said.
02:35:39 I thank
02:35:41 God you know we we've lost Brady
02:35:46 Well he's right there he puts the microwave
02:35:52 we're we've got
02:35:52 somebody old inside jokes that it's just like
02:35:58 the amount of people watching
02:35:59 just keeps going up and up and up So just keep on going.
02:36:02 There's a controversy.
02:36:05 The best
02:36:08 if you just got here.
02:36:09 Welcome to the show.
02:36:11 Yeah, no kidding.
02:36:13 There is a draw and the retard and then Brady,
02:36:19 who's like a super junior.
02:36:20 Oh, did Brady just get here?
02:36:23 Holy crap.
02:36:24 You know, Brady was here now just sitting back
02:36:27 all the time is.
02:36:32 I have no idea what time it is.
02:36:35 Yeah, he's the only one who knows the time.
02:36:39 And like
02:36:41 anyone with any would be in bed by now.
02:36:44 So it's not do.
02:36:46 So we're doing a barn tour, right?
02:36:48 It is a barn tour.
02:36:49 It sucked the best part was the thought that your shitty Jason machete
02:36:55 that anyone could laugh at if Jason came in with a knife.
02:36:59 Most of the other six of us.
02:37:03 I've got Mickey Mouse hands in.
02:37:04 This does not count as someone else.
02:37:09 These are my nose here.
02:37:12 No, the tweezers.
02:37:13 Your sword with
02:37:16 the. Yes.
02:37:17 Okay.
02:37:18 But my belt, my bench grinder.
02:37:21 Oh, my God.
02:37:22 Oh, cute.
02:37:24 Where's your best grader?
02:37:25 It's almost like a real man.
02:37:27 I keep my my nuts in here.
02:37:29 Those are dangerous as fuck to see, you know?
02:37:31 So be careful of any rotary, any dangers of
02:37:38 those, like, brand new wheels or what?
02:37:40 Because, like, I don't usually brag about my.
02:37:42 I don't know what those are since you asked.
02:37:45 Those are things I look like this is battery
02:37:49 vibrating Cockatoo.
02:37:52 This is my angel grinder.
02:37:54 This is my back up.
02:37:56 Very good.
02:37:57 You roping.
02:37:58 I've got a bunch of shit to work around. My
02:38:02 son's boring.
02:38:03 No, no, because my computers out here more desert,
02:38:07 actually. Oh.
02:38:09 Oh, yeah. Football.
02:38:12 Yeah. That a football? Yeah. Okay. Okay.
02:38:14 So there's
02:38:18 great
02:38:21 for this football.
02:38:23 Anything.
02:38:24 This will be seen this football before.
02:38:27 Oh. Is worried about this football.
02:38:29 Oh My God, how crazy.
02:38:30 What's in there.
02:38:31 Oh, shit. It's a secret football.
02:38:33 It's not a real football.
02:38:34 It is. It holds a dildo.
02:38:37 Oh, football.
02:38:38 Thought that's where it's more flammable.
02:38:41 It's where he collects his semen.
02:38:44 Oh, great song. Oh.
02:38:47 Oh. So you told you the creek.
02:38:49 Oh, yeah.
02:38:50 So you.
02:38:51 Oh, he just.
02:38:51 He's washed Italian semen.
02:38:55 It's in there, motherfucker.
02:38:57 What is it? This is whiskey.
02:38:59 What kind of whiskey?
02:39:01 Semen. Without me, he was.
02:39:02 It's a it's, it's a it's a blend of, like, four different whiskeys.
02:39:06 Well, we've.
02:39:06 We're doing whiskey.
02:39:07 I actually researched.
02:39:10 All right.
02:39:12 Oh, crap.
02:39:13 What happened to
02:39:17 it, huh?
02:39:22 I'm. I'm too far.
02:39:24 I've heard John Bachman
02:39:27 speaking to the chamber.
02:39:34 What's that?
02:39:35 And then it's
02:39:37 Devil's River.
02:39:40 You got to keep it up there for a.
02:39:41 Oh, crap.
02:39:44 Oh, I do.
02:39:46 You look like a ghost.
02:39:50 Yeah, this is pretty good.
02:39:51 She had to do that.
02:39:52 The Devil's River do that.
02:39:53 Seven star recommended this to me.
02:39:56 It's a burnt sugar. Was the one.
02:39:58 Was the one here. Pretty fucking good.
02:40:00 Another guy who moving in here that didn't work anymore.
02:40:03 So old. Funny story, right? It's bullshit.
02:40:06 Funny story.
02:40:07 I went up there to get some beer,
02:40:10 as I do sometimes.
02:40:12 And as I walk in, there's a dude who's, like, already arguing with the younger
02:40:17 the sons of the older dudes at work that owned the place.
02:40:21 I haven't seen this dude in quite a long time.
02:40:23 I don't know if he's passed away or are you just kind of
02:40:27 taking the backseat?
02:40:30 But it's the same two younger dudes
02:40:31 occasionally, the other older dude, but.
02:40:36 And then that one
02:40:38 dude right there recommend recommend to me that this burnt sugar but
02:40:42 so there's all I walk in and there's this just bread looking motherfucker
02:40:47 just yelling at the people that work there and just swearing at them and shit.
02:40:51 And they're like, Get out, get out, out, get the fuck out of here.
02:40:55 And he's like, talking about like, Oh, my dad, my dad's
02:40:59 the details of what, Some county somewhere.
02:41:03 And then like, I try to stay out of it first, but, you know, I mean,
02:41:10 I, I can't stay out of it for too long.
02:41:13 And so, like, I'm just like, dude, I'm like, just go.
02:41:17 And he's like, Oh, who are you?
02:41:18 And I'm like, Dude, I'm like, I'm fucking nobody.
02:41:20 I'm like, just like, they want you to leave.
02:41:22 Just just fucking go. Like, you're not like you're not.
02:41:25 And so he starts screaming at the people still,
02:41:28 and he's like, is almost wanting to fight them.
02:41:31 But then he mentions like, you know, all of,
02:41:33 you know, this dude, like, I'd be scared to fight him, but not losing, you know?
02:41:37 But I'm like, Dude, I'm like, Who are you trying to prove what to?
02:41:41 So we slowly coax him to the door area and he just kept like talking and talk,
02:41:47 and he was just this dumb, long haired fuck.
02:41:50 And they, they had called the police because he they wouldn't leave a store.
02:41:54 And once we got by the door and we were away from any, like, bottles and shit,
02:41:59 I just fucking grabbed him and threw him out the fucking door
02:42:02 and he tried to like push me out a little bit of like a rash
02:42:06 because he tried to grab my shirt and shit.
02:42:07 I got a little bit of a mark.
02:42:10 I ended up getting
02:42:13 well, they ended up hooking me up with stuff
02:42:15 which legally they can't do that.
02:42:18 So they didn't.
02:42:18 That.
02:42:22 But you know, the interesting story because
02:42:26 they do turn me on to this but
02:42:31 look, Gary's looking for Bigfoot.
02:42:32 And what is he doing? You going? You go to the graveyard.
02:42:35 Go to the graveyard.
02:42:36 I'm. I'm walking the graveyard.
02:42:39 Oh, I I went the wrong way for the graveyard.
02:42:42 Gary, go to the graveyard.
02:42:43 Turn your phone around and put your light on and shut it on some graves.
02:42:47 It's good to talk to some dead people.
02:42:49 Crypto in crypto, It's crypto.
02:42:55 I have to go.
02:42:56 I'm. I'm often short of whiskey
02:43:00 for the crypto. It's
02:43:03 gonna fill up my balloon because I want some more.
02:43:06 What was that?
02:43:07 What was that behind you?
02:43:09 Behind who? Gary? Oh, shit, dude.
02:43:11 Oh, that's full moon.
02:43:13 No, that.
02:43:15 This is the full moon.
02:43:16 There is a lake back there.
02:43:18 What to do? No, that's the full moon.
02:43:20 No, I was in front of that.
02:43:21 It went by and then it went by again.
02:43:30 I don't see it, but I still hear.
02:43:49 I use the flashlight.
02:43:51 You're breathing heavy.
02:43:52 I think it's just the Blair Witch Project.
02:44:03 Thank you, big dummy.
02:44:09 It'll be doing
02:44:16 so well.
02:44:16 Say when I'm on the road, I.
02:44:19 I have thought about potentially like
02:44:23 I'm in a weird area sometimes.
02:44:25 Potentially doing, like, some
02:44:28 live shot from some weird
02:44:31 spot.
02:44:34 I was right near that Mitchell, Pennsylvania,
02:44:36 and I was going to stop there, but I had a job that I had to tie
02:44:39 on to in Ohio, and so I had to take that.
02:44:43 I just had to be a certain area at a certain time,
02:44:45 and I didn't have enough time to stop in Pittsburgh
02:44:47 and go see where that that blown up house wreckage was.
02:44:50 But they did say that that was a potential gas leak.
02:44:54 But the weird thing is, is this is the third time if there was a gas
02:44:58 leak, this is the third time in 15 years that a gas leak has blown up
02:45:02 house in that similar area, which is pretty high odds, to be honest.
02:45:08 15 years is a long time, but three in one in one area.
02:45:11 Like how often. Does that happen?
02:45:12 Period in one area, you know, you think it'd be further spread apart,
02:45:17 but it sounds like somebody you don't know whether there are
02:45:20 fucking gas lines in the Pittsburgh area.
02:45:25 Your fault.
02:45:26 So who's that?
02:45:27 Samuel died when?
02:45:30 1892, though.
02:45:32 When he was born or when he died? Died? 1892.
02:45:34 That is an old motherfucker I like.
02:45:37 So it's 73.
02:45:39 That is some creepy shit, bro.
02:45:42 If that's even creepier,
02:45:47 there's more, dude,
02:45:52 that is a fucking double invented dude.
02:45:54 1882 is when that motherfucker died.
02:45:57 So how long do they let Graves sit there before they just, like,
02:46:00 you know, toss somewhere else and put somebody else there?
02:46:03 They can't keep everyone everywhere, right?
02:46:06 Yeah, They have
02:46:08 a space at some point, right?
02:46:12 I mean, seriously, though, right?
02:46:16 You can't bury everybody.
02:46:18 You may not know after how many years do you go,
02:46:22 Okay, we're just going to dig this person up and resell the grave like
02:46:26 because after a certain time, all their family members are long gone.
02:46:29 Like, who's going to know?
02:46:33 Oh, okay.
02:46:35 The spirits are you creeped out it all
02:46:38 being out there, a big man,
02:46:42 I don't care.
02:46:43 So here's your software.
02:46:45 It turns big flood.
02:46:48 If the phone went dead.
02:46:51 I know, right?
02:46:52 It is weird how that works when you're just.
02:46:54 When you can't see me where you're.
02:46:56 I can see you do of just.
02:46:59 You don't know.
02:47:00 Even if you're silence, you don't know what the hell is in front of you.
02:47:04 I see that shit
02:47:05 all the time in my quote up north, which Brady doesn't consider up north,
02:47:12 but go back.
02:47:16 There's a car coming home now.
02:47:18 Our cat is up north.
02:47:20 What, are you running away or are they coming to get you the police?
02:47:24 No, but. Oh, my God.
02:47:25 I've got to fire 5% battery power.
02:47:30 I don't know.
02:47:33 I just like cheers.
02:47:34 That is a
02:47:42 going back
02:47:42 to the forties, forties and of course,
02:47:46 big red and blue.
02:47:47 And then Gary just disappeared.
02:47:49 But maybe there's another term they
02:47:58 get to in mid
02:48:02 thirties.
02:48:04 We would have gotten more.
02:48:06 We would have got more of you if you didn't.
02:48:08 Maybe it's not really you that made it.
02:48:10 It was I had if I had not survived
02:48:14 the fucking doppelganger.
02:48:16 You're, you're old Shep. Yeah, whatever.
02:48:19 Doppelganger 3%
02:48:23 double pledge.
02:48:24 You are now a spirit. I think I have to flip this
02:48:29 bird.
02:48:29 Where do you flip it now?
02:48:30 You click on it.
02:48:35 Do you know you're going to pull your phone?
02:48:43 So what's this?
02:48:45 The brake pad 1892 is the oldest, oldest thing you seen out there?
02:48:50 What are 1800s?
02:48:55 A lot of 1800s.
02:48:57 Really?
02:49:00 Yeah.
02:49:00 Is is is the graveyard like adjacent to any kind of church or
02:49:05 just kind of sitting by itself?
02:49:08 I would probably know if I've ever been there, but I never go
02:49:10 there.
02:49:14 And Inmate Hammer,
02:49:16 you handmade the hair in the floorboard with Ford
02:49:21 handmade hammer the floorboards for doing that.
02:49:24 Was you cutting out 3%?
02:49:28 Sorry.
02:49:31 No but I want me to you wrote in the journal
02:49:36 ruining the party.
02:49:37 Yes, I did it right.
02:49:38 There you go.
02:49:41 I do. Same
02:49:47 there.
02:49:48 Oh, no.
02:49:49 It's going to die, though.
02:49:51 Oh, it turns out that's a bit
02:49:54 is getting out of the storage.
02:49:58 It's weird.
02:49:59 Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm kind of for the barn, man.
02:50:03 You got to look at this thing.
02:50:04 Look at it goes on forever.
02:50:06 What would, 1% and charging.
02:50:10 But I don't think I'm charging as fast as I'm expecting it.
02:50:13 Well, no, it's going to die, isn't it?
02:50:16 When you're putting it's charging.
02:50:18 They don't know where it is.
02:50:19 The when will it happen, Will you die or will you, will you continue to live on?
02:50:23 Who knows it?
02:50:24 Come on, get up to two.
02:50:25 It's a 1%.
02:50:27 When is your party?
02:50:29 Oh, I've got one this Sunday.
02:50:33 And then a month from now.
02:50:35 Interesting.
02:50:36 It was a revolver.
02:50:36 The other is that open?
02:50:37 Everyone is watching.
02:50:40 Everyone.
02:50:40 I just told both of you guys.
02:50:45 Did you?
02:50:46 You told her it wasn't invited either or You're going up north.
02:50:50 Oh, shit. Yeah, I forgot about this.
02:50:52 Oh, it's not.
02:50:53 Yeah, that's not up north as ready.
02:50:56 Okay, then come to my 50th birthday party and both of you are invited.
02:51:00 I've still got to normal. I'm still going to come with it.
02:51:03 So I'm going to East Lantern up north.
02:51:07 Well, no, no, it's out west.
02:51:10 It is out west. Get here.
02:51:11 You to come to his 70th birthday very soon because I know he'll be there.
02:51:15 I'm not going to be There will be going.
02:51:17 But I won't be coming. I won't be going. But I.
02:51:24 I can masturbate to the sound of me masturbating.
02:51:26 I can masturbate to investigate me masturbate.
02:51:30 What's the agenda? Wow.
02:51:31 I repeat
02:51:34 that draw breath.
02:51:35 Actually, at some point in comedian's history
02:51:39 it is still showing 1%.
02:51:42 Okay, well, it's maintaining one. So you're good.
02:51:44 Is that sustainable?
02:51:46 I watch 010
02:51:50 1% about now.
02:51:52 This is like a birthday, you know, the cake even.
02:51:57 But it's got cobwebs.
02:51:59 Let's get actual cobwebs to it.
02:52:03 Look at the cover.
02:52:04 What's it from?
02:52:05 It's from the.
02:52:08 The windows, the windowsill.
02:52:10 Okay.
02:52:10 Hey, did you make it $25 for it?
02:52:14 Oh, fuck. Yeah. No, you know what you need to do?
02:52:16 We need to bring Gary alive to ask is
02:52:19 Gary will eat frogs will eat bees, I'll eat anything.
02:52:22 You think
02:52:24 we need to
02:52:25 break through there, Gary, to the podcast because.
02:52:28 Gary Oh, you know what?
02:52:31 Fear Factor is actually valid.
02:52:33 The Gary could do quite well.
02:52:36 The fear factor still exists.
02:52:37 The fladge factor,
02:52:40 but that fear factor will have stirred
02:52:46 a bit.
02:52:48 I can't believe it's still sustaining 1%.
02:52:51 Amazing.
02:52:53 I can't believe
02:52:55 you haven't tried pulling out.
02:53:01 I can't believe how much I did.
02:53:03 Great.
02:53:04 And here you go. Five of your.
02:53:07 All right, Just the same. I'm.
02:53:08 I'm fighting the football.
02:53:09 I'm going to walk away from the camera directly. Don't do it.
02:53:12 No, no, You don't know that.
02:53:14 I know.
02:53:15 I'm quite sure.
02:53:15 I have no way of trying to find a football.
02:53:18 The guy is trying to find football.
02:53:21 I don't know.
02:53:21 Not find his ball ball.
02:53:24 I got it. Well.
02:53:27 Oh, okay.
02:53:28 Here we go. Just
02:53:31 let me to get as close as I can.
02:53:33 Wasn't this.
02:53:37 Oh, you just already did it.
02:53:40 Oh, I'll drink with you.
02:53:41 I was waiting.
02:53:43 Oh, wait, I've got a shot glass.
02:53:46 Oh, I deserve it.
02:53:49 You're good for that.
02:53:51 Yeah, but you can get your cigarets.
02:53:54 All right.
02:53:56 That's more than shot. God.
02:53:57 So number one,
02:54:01 there is more to the shot.
02:54:03 Which you're all going to die.
02:54:04 I'm taking water.
02:54:06 Well, except superstition.
02:54:08 No, it's bad luck. The cheers, the water
02:54:11 with the superstition was the last episode, dipshit.
02:54:14 Okay, crap wait.
02:54:17 We'll tell you what was in it.
02:54:18 We get our 100th follower.
02:54:21 I'll do a forge demonstration right here.
02:54:24 He's going to either be alive, I will either be.
02:54:28 We'll get one. I'll just do that for fun.
02:54:30 Hey, the Pledge promo had 670 views on TikTok.
02:54:34 Really?
02:54:35 Tik Tok.
02:54:38 I think Tik Tok only
02:54:39 advertised to bring people over to here.
02:54:42 Okay, I've got to.
02:54:45 You have to bleep stuff out.
02:54:46 Sometimes on those platforms, you have to be exercise theory.
02:54:49 Put it up.
02:54:50 There are some weird motherfuckers on that TikTok shit,
02:54:53 although I'm fucking on Tourette's was like weird Tourette's people.
02:54:56 There's so my my girlfriend writes videos.
02:54:59 My girlfriend has my girlfriend was adopted, my girlfriend was adopted.
02:55:03 And she will get in arguments with people who are like they like
02:55:07 the claim that adoption people are all traumatized.
02:55:10 And she's like, No, I'm not traumatized.
02:55:12 They're like, No, no, you are. You are. You just don't know it.
02:55:15 And she's got an argument with them.
02:55:16 And I'm like, better off because like, she was actually adopted.
02:55:20 But yeah, some people have money and shit, you know, shout out to the payments.
02:55:25 Yeah.
02:55:26 Oh, hell yeah. They took me in
02:55:29 and look at me now.
02:55:30 You don't hear.
02:55:34 No, but it's just weird that you can find these weird.
02:55:37 I, I couldn't afford this on my face.
02:55:40 It gets me.
02:55:41 There's the Tourette's people. There's like, people that.
02:55:43 Like Tourette's in the TikTok realm.
02:55:46 Like, had a weird popularity where
02:55:49 we're having, like, Tourette's obsessions, and they were almost fake.
02:55:52 And Rise.
02:55:53 The videos were getting popular, and like, there was people that were saying,
02:55:57 like, like, oh, yeah, my sister, for a very short period of time,
02:56:01 like, had this address.
02:56:02 And then like, all of a sudden she kind of got over it
02:56:05 better. It's this weird trend.
02:56:07 And that's I mean, not to go back to your back now, but
02:56:12 go to the big deal in the trans conversation.
02:56:15 And it's just it's right there.
02:56:17 TS It's it's I mean, I always wondered how
02:56:23 there was a community that got together
02:56:27 and went like, hey, you know, these people that believe that Moses
02:56:34 was like somebody that was important and they got like kind of big.
02:56:38 There was no historical Moses
02:56:41 I'm just saying like a just to be clear, there was no man.
02:56:46 There was there was enough people that somehow got convinced of like,
02:56:50 you know, these weird big nose kind of rich people
02:56:54 that hoard their money to themselves and believe in a somewhat
02:57:00 Christian.
02:57:01 I'm talking about the Jews.
02:57:02 Okay,
02:57:05 the 12 tribes.
02:57:06 But there was enough people that
02:57:11 let's take all these people.
02:57:14 We don't like them.
02:57:15 What's gather them all up and let's gas them to death
02:57:19 and burn them and keep captive like you had to convince all society
02:57:24 that that is something that is like, Yeah, well, it's like, wait a minute.
02:57:29 Yeah, right. In.
02:57:30 How do you then they do that to the Canaanites.
02:57:34 I'm just saying, how do you convince a mass amount of people?
02:57:37 How does Hitler. That's basically what my stance is.
02:57:40 How does Hitler go from
02:57:41 who the fuck he is from a child to like convincing a bunch of people?
02:57:45 Yeah, you know, the whole segment of people.
02:57:47 Let's just gather them all up and gas them to death.
02:57:50 It was like, That's why I said I should be like, Why not?
02:57:54 Like, why not argue? What was his argument?
02:57:57 What are they?
02:57:57 The Aryan race and murder of them all?
02:58:00 Like, what
02:58:02 is this, the pre room on board?
02:58:03 They were just like, Yeah, all right. Yeah.
02:58:06 Okay.
02:58:07 Yeah. Fuck it.
02:58:09 It's more fun to be a follower in a cult.
02:58:12 That's what I'm saying.
02:58:13 Like with with the internet nowadays, it's very scary because that's, I think, why
02:58:17 there is more mass shootings and things like that.
02:58:20 Because you used to be in a scenario where
02:58:23 you had a friend who who had who was kind of weird.
02:58:26 And when he came up with something weird, like he would everyone
02:58:29 would kind of check him and be like, Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
02:58:33 Nowadays?
02:58:33 You can just go online and find like minded people
02:58:36 and you can feel each other up and go
02:58:38 like, Yeah, that's like, that's fucking sweet.
02:58:40 Let's let's go fuck children or fuck animals
02:58:44 back to the zoo.
02:58:46 Why do we go there?
02:58:48 Well, because came back to the original category.
02:58:52 Are there cryptos?
02:58:52 Juveniles?
02:58:54 Cryptos?
02:58:54 You know, I can't even think of that.
02:58:56 Oh, we've created a new category.
02:59:00 I get it. Yeah, great.
02:59:03 But if I want to. Do I.
02:59:06 You do?
02:59:06 Technically, I.
02:59:08 Technically, he really loves Bigfoot.
02:59:12 I'm attracted to Captain Crunch.
02:59:14 That's the furry community.
02:59:16 And those are some weird motherfuckers.
02:59:18 The captain, the furries that are, like,
02:59:22 dressing up like actual anime animals, and then they fuck each other.
02:59:25 Right?
02:59:27 That's a weird shit, right?
02:59:30 For you.
02:59:30 One crusade and all the know
02:59:35 we have no
02:59:40 volcano.
02:59:41 My chart are
02:59:43 expensive, but a beautiful device doesn't smell
02:59:48 like smoke in my apartment.
02:59:50 Maybe I'll get the thing, but my cousin's on the place of the fucking matter here.
02:59:55 Think
02:59:57 what I'm doing
02:59:59 at the event, Devon.
03:00:00 So the original of again, crypto, you
03:00:04 know, Fermi Paradox.
03:00:06 The Fermi paradox.
03:00:09 Ah, You know how I love my paradoxes.
03:00:12 I, I have one that I got flipped over later this year.
03:00:17 I got to do it.
03:00:19 So there's the frog
03:00:22 to the frog number.
03:00:24 We with my mom shit
03:00:27 and my mom,
03:00:31 my mom's hot
03:00:33 is going to go over there to show your vibe now.
03:00:37 Right? Right.
03:00:38 You know, I believe
03:00:44 this is
03:00:45 this is my dog right now.
03:00:49 Because of either a third or 2%, a sideways wave
03:00:54 that came in or we're not quite sure because there was an earthquake in Canada
03:01:00 and supposedly were on a similar time.
03:01:05 Let me maneuver
03:01:14 that the fuck was due
03:01:18 to us.
03:01:20 Digger, voodoo, whatever instrument.
03:01:22 Oh, careful, that's racist. See?
03:01:25 Jacob? Jacob?
03:01:26 Oh, yeah. No.
03:01:28 So somebody got banned from the news.
03:01:30 Dude, dude, you got.
03:01:32 Somebody got fired from the news about doing the same mistake you just did.
03:01:36 What is it, really?
03:01:37 100%? Yeah. You know that it happened.
03:01:40 There was person who.
03:01:41 It was hiring me.
03:01:43 No, no, no, no.
03:01:45 I'm looking it up.
03:01:47 All right.
03:01:49 Oh, I sent you that thing with Amir Jacobson where the dude said
03:01:52 the shit about
03:01:55 the teacher that got
03:02:00 the transgender teacher.
03:02:01 Did you read the.
03:02:03 That's what I meant.
03:02:05 Now I've got a didgeridoo
03:02:10 that was introduced,
03:02:13 so I've got it
03:02:15 means to, you know,
03:02:18 we don't want to hear
03:02:24 who we don't want to hear somebody else.
03:02:30 Oh, that's hard to take.
03:02:33 Would you do it
03:02:35 This dick.
03:02:40 The the dick.
03:02:42 What?
03:02:43 Yeah, that's exactly what it sounded like.
03:02:51 He had a fancy glass
03:02:55 hoop, but
03:03:05 nailed it that big of a deal.
03:03:07 But the one.
03:03:07 The reporter, This is a terrible.
03:03:10 I'm not to present that
03:03:11 because it's like a recording from a TV and it comes across like shit.
03:03:15 But the ladies Like the ladies like it was
03:03:20 I know
03:03:21 somebody were performing in the news and he's like, yeah,
03:03:24 it was it was not that bad, but there was too much like jiggling
03:03:27 going around like, oh, that weird, like, oh, and like, apparently what
03:03:31 she can't see there.
03:03:33 But she didn't know what it meant,
03:03:35 but she still got canceled over it, which is unfortunate because
03:03:39 I am for ignorance as long as you're willing to admit it.
03:03:43 If you're not willing to admit ignorance, then that's cool. So.
03:03:47 So I used to be way more
03:03:50 of yo when I was younger,
03:03:52 I yelled at people who had brought too many items in the U.S.
03:03:56 scan line and just berated them in line like,
03:03:59 yeah, in front of their children.
03:04:02 And then pointed at how the fact that the people who have been in line,
03:04:07 in the regular line have been superseded where she could have been.
03:04:13 So she could have just she's holding the
03:04:15 whatever,
03:04:19 like totally lost my point.
03:04:21 Son of a bitch.
03:04:24 It's actually my biggest
03:04:26 problem is ten items or less is wrong.
03:04:30 Ten items there are fewer is correct. Right.
03:04:33 So The people Pardon him.
03:04:36 Four years, lady.
03:04:37 I was just yell out of the building and
03:04:40 tell them what took
03:04:41 one time I did a shopping cart in front of someone's vehicle
03:04:46 and so nice backing up and so I grabbed a shopping cart
03:04:49 and I put it in the back of their vehicle.
03:04:50 And so they had to like go to the vehicle.
03:04:54 They were parked in the foyer and whatever.
03:04:56 So there was a vehicle that was running in the fire lane
03:04:59 at Kroger
03:05:02 19 and Canal or Shaner
03:05:04 and Canal, very familiar with their work.
03:05:07 I don't go there anymore, but
03:05:09 you're not allowed there anymore.
03:05:11 If your picture is on the wall.
03:05:13 No, I just I'm more local to another Kroger
03:05:16 great staff because there was a lot of people that work there.
03:05:19 Oh, you know, for my Kroger 26 and VanDyke, that's a great Kroger.
03:05:24 It's a giant measure. Kroger. Sorry.
03:05:27 No, it sucks because they got those dual aisles everywhere and so they're this
03:05:31 the separated aisle that's got the dual aisles
03:05:34 like that My or the same where does 26
03:05:37 if we send all of our followers there they get 12 extra customers
03:05:41 so there is there's a handful they got caught for inciting a riot
03:05:45 last time somebody did that there was little showed up.
03:05:49 Really no way.
03:05:51 Yeah, it was Washington, D.C.
03:05:53 that was Donald Trump.
03:05:54 That was New York City, some huge, big, you know, big dummy.
03:06:00 So the car was parked in the fire lane running and there was nobody around.
03:06:04 And I'm kind of like walking up to it.
03:06:05 I noticed that if you drive it away, I was letting you drive it away.
03:06:10 I was about 10 seconds away from
03:06:14 This is my idea.
03:06:15 Grand Theft Auto.
03:06:16 No, I was going to go up to and take the keys out of the ignition
03:06:18 and just chuck them on the roof of the building.
03:06:21 I was home.
03:06:22 I was about to do it.
03:06:24 Dude comes out here and he goes right to the vehicle.
03:06:28 I already spit on the hood.
03:06:29 I already spit on the hood at this point.
03:06:31 Okay.
03:06:32 Good job.
03:06:35 Bill.
03:06:35 Do you feel like you're making the world a better place?
03:06:38 Yes, because dude comes out. No, I love this guy.
03:06:40 I love this guy. I respect him.
03:06:42 So he comes out and I'm
03:06:45 and I'm like a big fan finally.
03:06:47 And he goes,
03:06:49 Yeah, I know.
03:06:50 And I'm like, well, I'm like, that's kind of like bullshit.
03:06:52 He goes, Yeah, well I'm an asshole.
03:06:55 And I was like, Oh, I'll buy that excuse.
03:06:59 Yeah, I expect that.
03:07:00 I'm like, I accept that as an answer.
03:07:03 Yes, you're right.
03:07:04 I'm like, As long as you're willing to admit
03:07:06 I told you, as long as you're willing to in.
03:07:07 I'm like, it's not a get out of jail free card, but it is.
03:07:11 I don't know. Profanely, You admit it
03:07:14 or you just go.
03:07:16 Yes, that's an excuse.
03:07:18 That's a reason.
03:07:20 And so.
03:07:20 So I just go.
03:07:21 I just go.
03:07:21 Well, enjoy the loogie on your hood.
03:07:24 And he goes, Yeah, that's fine.
03:07:26 I'll just go get a carwash.
03:07:28 And I'm like, Yeah, fair enough.
03:07:31 And I walk right back into the store and I was like, All right, perfect.
03:07:34 That was that was a really strange story.
03:07:37 I've told that story so many times.
03:07:40 I love that guy.
03:07:42 Yeah, love. He's the best.
03:07:44 He was honest.
03:07:45 I still love him.
03:07:48 What? I thought you were a racist.
03:07:49 No, I didn't see wearing one of my favorite basketball players of all time.
03:07:53 It's Jersey. I have two of these.
03:07:55 My. I go do
03:07:58 I only own one white basketball player, Redd Foxx.
03:08:02 And he was a European. He's red. No,
03:08:05 I'm not red.
03:08:08 I'm listening to sometimes
03:08:10 Derek
03:08:12 okay let's move to the podcast about crypto. It's
03:08:16 no, let's see if the football
03:08:19 is one of the great rap.
03:08:23 Awesome.
03:08:25 Rich with what you just did.
03:08:29 Really? Yeah.
03:08:30 They're wrong.
03:08:31 I don't remember it was it on
03:08:34 is great.
03:08:35 I remember it was it.
03:08:37 Oh do another one off me.
03:08:39 Was it beat off? All right, go.
03:08:42 Okay. Okay.
03:08:43 Here we go.
03:08:44 Door Knock ideas in case something else
03:08:48 might.
03:08:49 My phone's up to 4% now.
03:08:51 You're going
03:08:54 to have to see what you
03:08:57 can gather here.
03:08:58 What?
03:09:00 See, we know what I mean.
03:09:03 And we're coming.
03:09:06 You're going to stand on my tiptoes.
03:09:08 I know you do like the fourth tour of your domicile, All right.
03:09:14 Oh, no, I can't. I'm not 4%.
03:09:17 So what?
03:09:17 I'm sorry, but you want be cut with your shitty Jason machete.
03:09:21 You're embarrassed.
03:09:23 It's your.
03:09:25 It's your only metal thing you've created from the.
03:09:29 No, no, no.
03:09:30 I made another knife, and my second knife I gave away.
03:09:34 Well, who'd you give it to?
03:09:36 A coworker.
03:09:37 The only coworker to ask about my
03:09:40 like my craft.
03:09:43 He said.
03:09:44 How's it going with your forging?
03:09:46 I said I'll show you.
03:09:48 And I brought him a 17 inch camp knife and presented it to him with his initials
03:09:52 engraved on it that I did myself by carving it into the wood.
03:09:57 Interesting.
03:09:58 So, I mean,
03:10:01 I must be just getting a fucking badass, like, sword.
03:10:05 Like sword, right?
03:10:07 Because I have since the beginning.
03:10:09 Yeah, I know, I know.
03:10:11 I know.
03:10:11 You just ask before I even what you were doing with it.
03:10:14 I was asking.
03:10:15 Tell you what, Brady's been to my place.
03:10:18 You show up, I'll give you something.
03:10:20 Being someone who has been being classically educated in the metallurgy
03:10:26 field, I've got a few of your books right fucking there.
03:10:30 Metallurgy.
03:10:31 It's. Well, either my fellow.
03:10:34 Another one. You.
03:10:36 The metallurgy is.
03:10:38 It was the weather. What happened? You.
03:10:40 My dad was a metal.
03:10:42 Oh, your dad.
03:10:42 Yeah, I know. It's a quite a complex.
03:10:45 I only I barely know anything about it.
03:10:47 He basically went around and took temperatures.
03:10:50 That's pretty much it.
03:10:51 No, that's. That's not bad work. I know.
03:10:54 I've always been curious about the people that just do like
03:10:58 x ray weld testing and shit.
03:11:00 They just kind of go around and just.
03:11:02 I don't think it pays that.
03:11:04 The world testing.
03:11:05 But if you actually have a
03:11:08 you're just using a device and then reading the device.
03:11:12 But if you have like knowledge in the science of it,
03:11:14 there is like it's in most
03:11:17 of them are more modern people that I've seen with the, the dumb device
03:11:24 not cheating on your dad.
03:11:29 Yeah he was a pretty dumb device.
03:11:37 Well, I started like, sort of going about
03:11:38 your whole generation had a purpose and it wasn't that smart.
03:11:45 They did everything that had to be done.
03:11:46 You know, where
03:11:49 you got to go to football.
03:11:53 Cheers. So I got
03:11:55 chuckling. All right, all right.
03:11:57 I'll drink your number.
03:11:59 So I.
03:12:00 Yeah,
03:12:04 Delicious.
03:12:06 Blind. If
03:12:10 that's not delicious.
03:12:11 God dang, that hurts.
03:12:12 Going out.
03:12:13 Don't worry. I'll chase it down with the beer.
03:12:16 I, I have to go in the house
03:12:18 for the beer and the dog's going to bark
03:12:22 and then you're going to wake up Satan.
03:12:25 That all happened.
03:12:26 All that happens.
03:12:28 I actually do have drinks.
03:12:30 Yeah, You're like a mix.
03:12:31 They all know what I need to job almost to drink for you guys.
03:12:37 But yeah,
03:12:39 they're working on that.
03:12:41 He was going to pour it
03:12:42 his mouth open and then the place is way bigger than it looks.
03:12:45 Camera.
03:12:46 You know, I thought things I thought can really make things look fat or
03:12:54 that would make me look bigger.
03:12:56 But that's all right.
03:12:58 So I think door opener on it or you got to what is that, Bombay Dry gin.
03:13:02 Oh, shit.
03:13:04 This dude
03:13:06 showed up with that right.
03:13:07 Sit on it. Oh,
03:13:12 man. Okay.
03:13:13 You know, reason you said that I saw,
03:13:17 we'll go viral.
03:13:18 Okay, So I got to.
03:13:21 I got to mix it for it.
03:13:22 I got to keep adding vodka. Yeah, Yeah.
03:13:26 Well, debate is.
03:13:27 And I've got the faygo Rock and rye.
03:13:30 Yeah, Yeah.
03:13:31 The Michigan Buckeyes. All right, So.
03:13:34 So start with the Faygo.
03:13:35 I don't know if twist off.
03:13:37 I can't get it the fagot.
03:13:40 You don't know how to open that,
03:13:42 but I can open it.
03:13:44 I mean, but can you open it?
03:13:46 What a video.
03:13:50 He actually left a drink.
03:13:52 He was okay.
03:13:52 So I heard he's like y'all or I put it in the fancy glass.
03:13:58 The fancy glass?
03:14:02 Oh, it is delicious.
03:14:04 Mixture of three.
03:14:05 First alcohol.
03:14:09 No, I'm pretty sure I can rise clean.
03:14:12 Oh, yeah.
03:14:12 Go fuck yourself.
03:14:13 Move it to turn out
03:14:16 well, you know,
03:14:22 whatever.
03:14:24 So I know I didn't have the vodka yet.
03:14:28 There it goes.
03:14:29 I guess we should I tell you, the camera with me and I'm just kidding.
03:14:33 I Did you guys watch me pee?
03:14:36 No, I got to do that.
03:14:37 You know, basically, like a half hour ago, just before the graveyard walk,
03:14:42 I was great with the camera in my face.
03:14:45 Oh, you didn't say anything. Or did you?
03:14:47 I didn't, but I
03:14:48 was doing up my pants later for a voyeur and a half. Do.
03:14:52 That is fucked of my pants.
03:14:54 One did.
03:14:55 It's one thing to tell about it.
03:14:57 It's another thing to just not say anything.
03:15:00 And yeah, and then later.
03:15:01 Later. Oh, by the way, you ride my way out.
03:15:04 You're just sitting there going.
03:15:05 My parents was exposed and fluid was coming out of it.
03:15:10 Yeah.
03:15:12 Fucked up, bro.
03:15:14 Never, ever.
03:15:15 I was trying to tell you and you in.
03:15:17 You watched it for entertainment.
03:15:18 This is what your entertainment dollars was, you know, rough or crap.
03:15:23 Mount Rushmore Cryptids Gary's Penis.
03:15:26 Jesus, Moses
03:15:29 and Sherman Hemsley.
03:15:31 It still hasn't been found
03:15:37 on Go Count Chocula
03:15:41 because he's purple.
03:15:44 Is it that blueberries?
03:15:47 I think it is. Beta blueberries.
03:15:48 Count Chocula is black. Oh, is he
03:15:52 bigger and bigger?
03:15:53 Oh, yeah. There's.
03:15:56 There's two per cobra.
03:15:57 Sound like a lot like Count Chocula.
03:16:00 You didn't know any Murphy people.
03:16:02 We remember.
03:16:03 Nobody mentioned man, bear, pig.
03:16:05 Oh, man. Big hell, yeah.
03:16:08 Yeah.
03:16:09 Okay. Throw.
03:16:12 This is my actual machete case
03:16:15 and my machete in it that you bought,
03:16:18 right? This.
03:16:19 This is a saw.
03:16:21 Did You have an example.
03:16:24 This is a saw.
03:16:25 That is.
03:16:26 What do you serve?
03:16:27 That this is just a cleaver.
03:16:30 Yeah. Who you murdering?
03:16:32 Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh, no.
03:16:33 I saw the way this is a saw one.
03:16:37 Is this is your little bones.
03:16:41 This is.
03:16:42 Those are bones of this is this.
03:16:45 Why do you have so many regular saws?
03:16:47 You know, we have technology these days.
03:16:51 You call that a knife and we this automated process, right?
03:16:55 Yeah,
03:16:56 in a very cheap scale to like you don't need to spend
03:17:00 like 20 minutes cutting one little twig down.
03:17:05 Did you see I really saw there are those red flags
03:17:09 you got saw those are
03:17:13 can you just scatter on the floor of your area.
03:17:15 Are there any large barrels that are those saws and no wood any wrong.
03:17:22 This is the four borderless forward.
03:17:24 You got any red spilled anywhere or dark brown?
03:17:26 This is 699 Bernard.
03:17:28 Gary please.
03:17:29 As your friend, as an alibi, Get some water.
03:17:32 Yeah.
03:17:33 Do you have any burn pits anywhere?
03:17:35 Like you're potentially trying to?
03:17:36 This is fancy because it's got wood or engraving.
03:17:40 It's like it looks very nice.
03:17:44 Are you offended?
03:17:46 Are you a big fan of Jeffrey Dahmer?
03:17:49 No. Knives
03:17:50 are cool, but some other way cooler.
03:17:54 Look at all the slides I have.
03:17:56 Honestly, these are all in the living room.
03:18:00 Of course, there's the service saw the saw.
03:18:03 If he's sick, we already saw all the signs.
03:18:05 We already showed it to us. Let's you saw the Cleveland.
03:18:08 It's the second thing you showed us. That's number two.
03:18:11 Only one thing left.
03:18:13 Okay,
03:18:15 one note.
03:18:16 You forgot this.
03:18:17 Yeah, We were so busy.
03:18:19 That's the last one. No,
03:18:21 he called that, and I don't know.
03:18:27 So I feel the night
03:18:31 that they're going to pull off the big guy.
03:18:35 Are you going to chop some, say something with it in process?
03:18:39 Swords are it.
03:18:41 Okay. Don't.
03:18:43 What he said
03:18:45 dial nine one And when if anything happens, that's
03:18:48 if you are going to do it, just make sure you're in frame text.
03:18:52 We care about.
03:18:54 Text me your address and I'll dial nine one.
03:18:56 And if anything happens, I'll have just one ready.
03:19:01 So please sit down and then do the,
03:19:04 the the shirt motherfucker.
03:19:07 Write a chapter form with it.
03:19:13 So that's not so great.
03:19:15 It sounds like dulling it up. Yeah, right.
03:19:17 You're ruining it.
03:19:19 But mostly.
03:19:21 Yeah,
03:19:23 I ruin this podcast.
03:19:25 You guys make it better.
03:19:27 No, no, we I think we all equal.
03:19:29 You make it better, but.
03:19:31 Yeah, well, that is my machete storyboard, but it's like 38 bucks.
03:19:36 It was great. It says your percent on the screen.
03:19:39 I realize that it's a seven quarter.
03:19:43 Yeah, I see. I'm a seven.
03:19:45 I see 4% Screamers,
03:19:48 about seven.
03:19:49 The fuck is that
03:19:51 was the it.
03:19:52 Let me say that again.
03:19:55 So the seven that. Holy shit.
03:19:57 Seven. Yeah. I'm not afraid to do that.
03:20:00 Oh shit. Fucking producer.
03:20:04 Yes. Are we pushing for hours yet.
03:20:08 We're make the 40 in the bathroom.
03:20:12 All right.
03:20:13 I know I can cover this.
03:20:16 Are backed up
03:20:21 flow.
03:20:26 Oh, bless you.
03:20:34 That was nothing
03:20:36 like it. Oh.
03:20:39 Oh, there he goes again.
03:20:42 Stop. And then go.
03:20:44 And then he got stage four, sucked it
03:20:46 back in again, which was a little painful.
03:20:50 And Then it continues of the week stream.
03:20:53 We can tell you there's offered a little trickle
03:20:56 and one last perk.
03:20:59 Oh, my God, This is our best segment.
03:21:02 We should do Jaws bathroom segment every week.
03:21:05 It's definitely David Letterman. Ask
03:21:08 all your crap.
03:21:10 Stupid human tricks.
03:21:12 Chris Elliott.
03:21:13 People say I look like him.
03:21:15 I'll get a stinger for his bathroom segment.
03:21:18 Yeah. First introduction. Stinger.
03:21:22 Okay Either one.
03:21:26 I start out like this.
03:21:27 This is probably my best friend.
03:21:30 I finished the look at how I'm framed on the screen like angelic.
03:21:35 I've even got a halo.
03:21:39 Can you see me floating?
03:21:40 Oh, yeah.
03:21:41 Yeah.
03:21:42 No, I'm like, floating above everyone else.
03:21:46 Look at my lights.
03:21:48 Look, Now I'm illuminated.
03:21:50 Oh, my God. I'm all by myself. Crap.
03:21:53 All right, I'll drink to that.
03:21:55 Here's to me.
03:21:59 It's got
03:22:01 broken right?
03:22:09 The criteria for me.
03:22:12 No drug for you, Brady. To God.
03:22:14 Where are you?
03:22:16 Oh, the builder.
03:22:17 Did you go home?
03:22:18 Are you gonna bite into that? Is your home.
03:22:20 That was valid.
03:22:22 Your home?
03:22:24 We are all home.
03:22:26 We've never done this from home before.
03:22:27 Did you?
03:22:28 Two weeks ago, when we did exactly this, Brady left you.
03:22:32 This is a zebra.
03:22:33 Oh Do you have to do my cold read?
03:22:36 No. Oh, I've seen that.
03:22:37 That's a zebra takes.
03:22:39 Yeah, that's what it is.
03:22:41 But breaks my heart.
03:22:42 Everybody loved when I don't listen to you
03:22:46 breath.
03:22:50 Okay, everybody put on your gloves.
03:22:55 I believe you got gloves in your show. Kit.
03:23:00 It's Mickey Mouse gloves.
03:23:02 Important
03:23:03 fantasy football trophy this year.
03:23:05 Gary.
03:23:07 Oh, that's mine.
03:23:10 What do we draft?
03:23:11 Do You know you're the commissioner.
03:23:14 This would be my Mickey Mouse club.
03:23:18 I've got mouse gloves on.
03:23:21 You don't have Mickey Mouse gloves.
03:23:24 I've got Mickey Mouse gloves on
03:23:31 that last place.
03:23:32 Trophy.
03:23:40 Who's the last place?
03:23:41 Oh, the toilet bowl.
03:23:44 I get it.
03:23:45 Now, last but not least,
03:23:51 number two,
03:23:53 you got your Mickey Mouse gloves.
03:23:54 I got this motherfucker.
03:23:56 Oh, that's even better.
03:23:58 So real says, Oh, you know.
03:24:01 Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. From here,
03:24:05 You know, he took that from
03:24:08 Matthew three.
03:24:09 You think? What? Really?
03:24:11 We hold up? Yes. Oh, man.
03:24:13 Educate me on this.
03:24:14 I've never heard that before. Are you.
03:24:16 Are you serious? It's called the Lovers.
03:24:20 Love is pigeon.
03:24:21 Love is kind of not.
03:24:22 Love is never irresponsible.
03:24:26 I got that last line wrong about
03:24:29 magic. 316.
03:24:30 That's the dumbest ever heard.
03:24:35 Am big dummy.
03:24:37 No, no, no.
03:24:39 That's the biggest dummy.
03:24:40 It should have a word with you.
03:24:46 What is on the screen?
03:24:47 What do you pull up over there?
03:24:49 What's your
03:24:50 parrot boy?
03:24:53 What I like boy.
03:24:55 I mean,
03:24:58 there's the whole barn.
03:24:59 I know we've done a tour twice.
03:25:03 Fine, but I don't care.
03:25:07 Eight.
03:25:08 We get the first.
03:25:09 It goes water two times. Seriously?
03:25:12 But it's going up.
03:25:13 Yeah. No shit.
03:25:14 What is the illegal for the time when I'm on a six inch tether?
03:25:18 It's really rough.
03:25:19 I'm like, I can lean into it.
03:25:22 Just scream that I'm not your boyfriend of
03:25:27 your boyfriend.
03:25:27 Fucking get a They're normally this sick.
03:25:30 I'm like, I am over here.
03:25:33 But if I lean way into, I'm like, I'm
03:25:35 sorry, what's his name?
03:25:39 Let's look at it.
03:25:41 It's zero.
03:25:41 Oh, oh, you're not moving.
03:25:45 You're even moving yourself,
03:25:51 are you?
03:25:51 What? I should do this computer from now on.
03:25:55 Early draw
03:25:57 is four balls where you
03:26:00 bowl the wall.
03:26:02 Like all all a 3D printer has that same effect.
03:26:07 Well, you just go to, like, the whole room's moved
03:26:10 like, here and it's been like about four or five bucks and you get one to.
03:26:15 So do you actually stand at your desk or just use it sometimes?
03:26:18 I know I've got two different.
03:26:21 You don't have to wear pants.
03:26:23 I've got Yeah, no, I don't have.
03:26:25 I'll be right out.
03:26:28 Yeah.
03:26:28 No, honestly, I was willing to work a lot more
03:26:31 and I'd be option two, but I do a lot less.
03:26:35 I have the option to.
03:26:36 That's kind of why I bought it
03:26:38 multiple positions.
03:26:40 But it's supposed to be 30%
03:26:44 of the time I travel, but typically it's like 50.
03:26:47 But that just means I make more money. So
03:26:51 if I'm not traveling, I do customer service at home, which is fucking weird.
03:26:55 But we make. Yeah we make American product.
03:26:58 It's built in America. It's in America.
03:27:01 Our customer service is in America.
03:27:03 So it's pretty much just teaching a bunch of dipshits
03:27:05 that don't know how to use their machines, how use their machines.
03:27:09 But you have to speak with an Indian accent, right?
03:27:12 No, no, no.
03:27:13 I just have to be very, very nice and patient, which you all customers for.
03:27:17 I've ever gotten every customer report from the customer support of our business.
03:27:25 Every time I call customer support.
03:27:28 I've got an Indian person of Indian persuasion from India, Indian,
03:27:32 Native American or no,
03:27:36 Imagine if it was an American,
03:27:39 not the Aboriginal North Americans,
03:27:43 but the actual Indians.
03:27:44 I know it's so weird. It is.
03:27:47 Oh my God. What? You are doing?
03:27:49 Never watch them like them, dude.
03:27:51 The bus, like the the scam call centers.
03:27:56 When I was a when I was a welder gamer payback.
03:27:59 Yeah, when I was a welder.
03:28:01 Their payback is what it's called.
03:28:02 I recorded a couple, but they weren't as good as the ones that I like.
03:28:07 Didn't record, but some of them were so good
03:28:09 that I started recording them, but they never came.
03:28:12 So I'd be a welder and I'd be listening to
03:28:16 figure with the
03:28:19 app was that you can listen to generic everyday radio.
03:28:23 When I was listening to the driven like show riff
03:28:28 and I know it was I heart rate tune,
03:28:34 I heard tune tuning, I tune that night tunes
03:28:38 that tune in radio maybe, I don't know, but I was able to record stuff.
03:28:44 And so that just happened to be like towards
03:28:46 downfall of the during my podcast.
03:28:50 But around that time I was being I would record the shows
03:28:53 because occasionally I'd pull the thing out of my ear and I
03:28:58 never
03:29:01 so I'd always get calls and they would interrupts the app.
03:29:05 And so I started answering them
03:29:06 and it would be the same motherfucker with the same ambient noise in the same.
03:29:11 And after a while I was just like,
03:29:14 Dude, I'm like, You call me or My name is Paul.
03:29:18 No, it was Don Jones was the guy's name it all My name.
03:29:22 Don John.
03:29:22 Don Jones. Yeah.
03:29:23 Hello.
03:29:24 This is done, Don, with the greenback money.
03:29:27 But are you with the greenback?
03:29:31 No, that's.
03:29:32 That's what he would say. Right.
03:29:35 So I would more what you are doing, I'd be like after a while I was just,
03:29:40 I would answer the calls and I'm like, dude, take my number off your list.
03:29:44 You're doing yourself a disservice.
03:29:46 Like, you're wasting your time on me.
03:29:48 I already know the gimmick, not fall for it.
03:29:51 You're not going to fall for it.
03:29:53 So just.
03:29:54 Just save us both time.
03:29:57 Start interrupting my rate cause their time suck
03:30:00 because it would fuck up my recording so I'd have to go back and
03:30:04 start the recording again.
03:30:05 And it's like, Dude, get the fuck off my phone.
03:30:09 Go away,
03:30:11 I'm yours.
03:30:12 I'll keep him on the line longer than me.
03:30:14 I want to be kept doing it.
03:30:16 And so I started doing voices all the time
03:30:19 oh, I'd be like, Hello, Screw them.
03:30:22 Hello, Hello, this is Don Jones with Gutenberg and the like.
03:30:26 So he don't I would fuck with them and then all of a sudden
03:30:31 I just do my regular voice and I'm like, Hey, it's me, motherfucker.
03:30:34 And be like, Oh, fuck you, fuck you, you fucking bitch!
03:30:37 Son of a bitch.
03:30:38 And so they'd hang up on me and then I'd call the number back and
03:30:41 sometimes the number would ring through, and sometimes it'd be just a dead number.
03:30:46 But when the number call back, it'd be some random person answering.
03:30:50 And I'd just be like, Yeah, Hey, you know,
03:30:52 I was talking to Don Don Jones, you know, can you give me over to Don?
03:30:56 We're like, Oh, I can help you or I can I can help you.
03:30:59 Yes, yes.
03:31:00 Or so I could help you. And I'm like, Well, no, no, Don.
03:31:02 I'm like, you know, Don knows Don, my man.
03:31:04 He's been helping me out the whole time.
03:31:06 And I'd rather just work with.
03:31:08 And it's like, Oh, no, I can help you do it.
03:31:09 I'm like, No, dude, like, I've already
03:31:12 done.
03:31:13 And so I'd rather just go to Don.
03:31:16 Okay. Okay.
03:31:17 And so the phone goes off.
03:31:19 All of a sudden the phone rings and, oh, hello.
03:31:23 And I'm like,
03:31:24 Hey, son of a bitch, it's me, motherfucker.
03:31:26 And he be like, Fuck you, fuck you, you son of a bitch.
03:31:30 I fuck your mother, I fucked this order.
03:31:32 And it was just I was enjoying wasting their time.
03:31:36 But I wasted plenty of opportunities where I could have recorded
03:31:39 some great shit that I did not. But
03:31:43 I was a welder.
03:31:44 I was just welding all day with headphones in my ear
03:31:46 and they would call all the time.
03:31:47 So I had the time to just pick up the phone and continue welding
03:31:51 and like just fuck with them.
03:31:54 And it's weird, but yeah, that was gamer
03:31:55 payback are way beyond that.
03:32:00 That one dude who's got the gay hair and he dies.
03:32:03 He's kind of a moe but I pretty draw just hit double digits
03:32:07 digit what that 10% power of bitches
03:32:11 go like viewership or something
03:32:19 do you feel like
03:32:21 who are you go back to the dummy.
03:32:24 No they're not actually seen at all.
03:32:27 They're nowhere near. I know, I know.
03:32:29 That's what I'm saying.
03:32:31 Cheryl, why do they put it so hard?
03:32:33 Well, it's a beard.
03:32:36 It's coming in to hide my balls.
03:32:39 There's
03:32:41 no such thing as too tall enough.
03:32:42 It's the Brady shot.
03:32:48 What do you see pulling up?
03:32:50 Seriously, You knock it off.
03:32:53 This is coming to blows.
03:32:54 Fight me, bro Just laugh and you guys can blow it.
03:32:57 But I know. I know.
03:32:59 You laughing at me.
03:33:01 Are you laughing at me? Yes.
03:33:05 Are you angry with me?
03:33:07 That's me, bro.
03:33:12 Remember that time?
03:33:13 Remember that time?
03:33:14 There was a podcast about peptides.
03:33:18 Oh, you're like, They get it.
03:33:21 It ended.
03:33:22 Oh, yeah, dude, it's not.
03:33:24 It sounds like you're talking about like some and acid
03:33:27 trip tides where your post in the Post show.
03:33:30 Hey I haven't seen you don't even know what it's called it was Crip
03:33:33 kids bitches It was Zoo Zoo files
03:33:38 Zoology Gary Crypto Zoo.
03:33:40 Listen, Gary, I don't know what I'm talking about.
03:33:44 You don't know what you're talking about.
03:33:46 You. I don't know.
03:33:47 You're not very exactly liberated.
03:33:51 Talk.
03:33:52 Don't make fun of acid.
03:33:55 Oh. Oh, I was Miss Congeniality.
03:33:59 Aren't your on acid.
03:34:03 Fuck you.
03:34:03 They view a thing or a way for you to get there.
03:34:06 But seriously, we mentioned people last time.
03:34:10 Who finishes things for you in awe? You.
03:34:13 You just wipe your ass right here. What is that?
03:34:17 I don't know.
03:34:18 It's not. I went to the zoo anyway.
03:34:20 It's filthy.
03:34:21 Could I touch some hair?
03:34:25 There, Will there some?
03:34:29 I forgot where I was going.
03:34:31 And the guy
03:34:34 we just lost.
03:34:35 This is good radio, right?
03:34:37 I mean, we.
03:34:41 That was it.
03:34:42 I had a point to make, and Marvel
03:34:45 Marble thought.
03:34:48 There.
03:34:49 It sure is.
03:34:50 Saying something completely different is Marvel talk.
03:34:54 No, no. Go a little bit lower.
03:34:56 Lower, lower.
03:34:56 Right up, up, up, up, up.
03:35:00 Right there. No.
03:35:02 Turn around your ass and some oblivion.
03:35:05 It's full of dirt,
03:35:10 like during that great fight.
03:35:12 Yet you can buy dirt of the earth.
03:35:14 So I heard
03:35:18 that Earth football.
03:35:20 You've been going.
03:35:23 Brady was so scared when I had to drive home the first time.
03:35:27 I sure of that. Yeah. Yeah. And you?
03:35:30 Oh, it was.
03:35:32 It was already mixed. Girls.
03:35:36 Okay.
03:35:37 I'm a professional driver.
03:35:39 Yeah.
03:35:39 Is it so?
03:35:46 Yeah, it's so again,
03:35:50 this is very okay.
03:35:53 This is
03:35:54 the officer is all good, right?
03:35:57 You ask,
03:36:05 what is it?
03:36:07 We go there.
03:36:08 You got a bunch of Fargo burger
03:36:15 you by the okay.
03:36:18 What is it?
03:36:19 Okay. This is this is interesting.
03:36:20 This is intriguing.
03:36:22 You. I fucking hate your bottle caps.
03:36:26 You bottle caps. Suck ass.
03:36:27 Why are you showing it?
03:36:28 You're. We're losing people because you're showing bottle caps.
03:36:31 Because you're too much for me to present something more effective.
03:36:38 What is that noise?
03:36:39 Is that on your own?
03:36:42 What are you mowing the lawn?
03:36:46 You got to see my song collection.
03:36:49 That's mostly the machete in my sword collection.
03:36:53 If you look at all my songs, you also see a machete.
03:36:57 It was like a3d saw you
03:37:00 both of all access.
03:37:01 Okay. Yeah.
03:37:03 Yeah.
03:37:03 If I want to guard its faults, stupidity.
03:37:08 It's called Nine Toes.
03:37:11 Sure.
03:37:11 Cut yourself.
03:37:15 I have a bench grinder running right now.
03:37:18 Whoever doesn't do that,
03:37:22 I forget where I threw the ball here.
03:37:23 But if I ever find him, he show two and multiples of nobody fuckable.
03:37:28 Fuck off the bench.
03:37:29 Grinder is one.
03:37:31 Yeah, I did chuck them up again.
03:37:33 It's actually
03:37:35 I ground through.
03:37:37 At one point my thumb was at the behind.
03:37:41 Yep. At the back of it would be e correct grammar.
03:37:45 But I wanted to say in the back of it and just to point out
03:37:50 a grammatical fact in the back
03:37:54 is also equivocated positively.
03:37:59 That's behind no
03:38:03 brilliantly said
03:38:06 shut up fagot as above.
03:38:11 You don't get this.
03:38:11 Shut up.
03:38:17 Seriously.
03:38:18 Okay.
03:38:19 I know I I say as above so below.
03:38:23 If there everybody gets a shut up.
03:38:25 You don't get to do it.
03:38:27 No, I called zero. Fuck.
03:38:30 I know.
03:38:31 I take the 13% bitches.
03:38:34 Oh shit. Yup. I've already I needs.
03:38:37 I need seven more minutes and I beat the Brady
03:38:40 Challenge for our friggin.
03:38:44 Have we got it? Six thumbs up. Yes.
03:38:46 If you're watching thumbs up the shit because we need to beat six,
03:38:49 which is that way we beat nothing when we're over you know?
03:38:54 No, we get disqualified.
03:38:56 You're not a fucking fan.
03:38:57 Go fuck yourself.
03:39:00 But I won't even watch this.
03:39:04 New poetry is not worth watching.
03:39:08 It's Sunday.
03:39:09 It's three thumbs up, so way too long.
03:39:12 Yeah. 70. Forgot the thumbs up this year. Who are the.
03:39:16 Oh, Oh, I can do it.
03:39:18 I can do gear and do it on the tablet.
03:39:21 It fucking was.
03:39:21 Yeah, it is me.
03:39:25 You done.
03:39:25 I did it on the tablet, buddy.
03:39:28 Do what do you listen though.
03:39:31 You guys can.
03:39:33 No, you got to listen.
03:39:36 I'm going to put like.
03:39:38 No, you can listen.
03:39:39 Probably fake masturbates. Go, go.
03:39:42 What's it was?
03:39:42 I read this and it looks like it's not healthy.
03:39:47 Oh, that was a rockin ride from earlier.
03:39:50 Oh, just like weird glass.
03:39:52 Looked like a salad. Oh, good.
03:39:55 Oh, well, here's more.
03:39:58 What do you do?
03:39:58 And it never real.
03:40:01 What is it?
03:40:01 Looks like there's weird shit floating in the thing Doesn't look healthy.
03:40:05 Oh, yeah, it's. It's carbonated.
03:40:08 Don't look at it.
03:40:10 Look directly at it.
03:40:12 Why do we put carbon in the record?
03:40:13 What do we put?
03:40:14 Carbon in our drinks?
03:40:15 Dude, I haven't been in McDonald's in forever.
03:40:17 I went this haphazardly.
03:40:19 I can't believe how it is it everything.
03:40:22 I can't believe how expensive their food
03:40:24 is, how high it is, and how low nutrient it is.
03:40:28 I never eat, you know, I'll do breakfast rarely, but I haven't.
03:40:32 The only fast food I'll touch Arby's or Taco Bell.
03:40:36 I do the Del Taco breakfast and Arby's.
03:40:39 Well, let's go back to breakfast at Arby's.
03:40:43 Breakfast at Arby's are reasons.
03:40:44 Breakfast, I think he said no Arby's.
03:40:48 Oh, I'm sorry.
03:40:51 No, you better.
03:40:51 Maybe I'm more excited.
03:40:53 He's like Arby's has breakfast.
03:40:55 Yeah. Yeah, it's ironic. It is.
03:40:57 The morning beef sandwich.
03:40:59 Yeah. Who gives a fuck? Yeah,
03:41:02 Taco Bell shouldn't have breakfast, but it's delicious.
03:41:04 Okay, They just take the regular menu and exude breakfast like.
03:41:08 It's literally.
03:41:08 I always get, like, my mind jack off over,
03:41:12 like it's some kind of new, like, cheese over it.
03:41:15 Cheese over the top of it, like, guess what?
03:41:19 Buy Arby's roast beef, sandwich fry.
03:41:21 And I put it on top. Call it a fucking day.
03:41:24 They probably charge you ten bucks less.
03:41:26 You don't need to eat breakfast.
03:41:28 No, I don't eat breakfast, Martin.
03:41:30 Never. Almost never.
03:41:33 Oh, I.
03:41:34 What's ridiculous is when they're like you, because my
03:41:38 my company makes me do annual physicals
03:41:41 because they try to go, Oh,
03:41:45 we're going to charge you an incentive.
03:41:47 And you can save money by going to the doctor every year.
03:41:52 And we won't charge this incentive.
03:41:54 And so you'll save money on your health insurance.
03:41:57 And it's like, no, I'm not saving money on my health insurance.
03:42:00 You're just not fucking
03:42:02 charging me extra.
03:42:04 Now, what I what initially what I thought and what it was proposed,
03:42:08 the speculative conspiracy nature was that they were going
03:42:11 to take the situation and analyze your overall health over a year
03:42:16 and then potentially charge you extra whether you're healthy or not healthy,
03:42:20 which I am potentially for, unless it's your fault, then I'm not sure.
03:42:25 But if it's your fault, I guess I'm down with I'm take default.
03:42:30 I'm willing to take you know, if you keep drinking whole bunch and smoking.
03:42:34 I want to even do that.
03:42:36 This year in prison, somebody is force feeding you a diet.
03:42:40 Well, if you just like, get crushed by something, they're like,
03:42:44 oh, I thought you meant just for like you cancer.
03:42:47 That isn't like brain cancer. I don't know, like,
03:42:52 I don't know.
03:42:52 I forgot I was in
03:42:55 testicular cancer,
03:42:57 so. Yeah.
03:42:58 Can we go back
03:43:01 anyway?
03:43:02 Doctor says, help.
03:43:04 That doctor says, Excuse me, sir.
03:43:09 And the patient says, I identify as ma'am.
03:43:14 And the doctor says, Then pardon me.
03:43:17 Excuse me, ma'am, but you have testicular. Yes.
03:43:25 I think you flubbed the beginning.
03:43:26 I'm not sure, though.
03:43:28 To me, ma'am,
03:43:31 I didn't say start over.
03:43:33 I Believe you have testicular cancer.
03:43:39 What's that bottom line that you go through,
03:43:42 masturbatory?
03:43:43 I started farting heartily at a retarded garden party.
03:43:46 I said I'm sorry, but they hardly. Pardon me.
03:43:49 You don't even know the lyrics to the gardening party.
03:43:52 Yeah. And then what happened?
03:43:55 Then what happened? Draw
03:44:00 the pillow.
03:44:01 The lyrics to the song I wrote to you.
03:44:07 I know the beat.
03:44:07 You'll get the blame credit.
03:44:10 I take all credit everything.
03:44:13 Okay then I do.
03:44:18 Hold on.
03:44:19 But I know it's all going on. Hello?
03:44:20 Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello. Send me away.
03:44:23 No fucking.
03:44:24 Shut up, you guys All right just got some unsettling results.
03:44:27 I'll be there in a minute.
03:44:28 All right.
03:44:29 It is given is not cleaned.
03:44:34 Dave is.
03:44:35 It's. Dude, you're fucking right.
03:44:38 You're going to be taken for a fucking spin on this. I
03:44:42 That's why I can't call myself King.
03:44:45 Awesome.
03:44:45 I'm going to give you a tour.
03:44:46 No one ever called me. KING Awesome.
03:44:49 So it's long.
03:44:51 It's.
03:44:52 Is it, baby?
03:44:53 Jimi, give me a spin. Yes.
03:44:56 Uh, the agrees
03:45:02 Daisies fans.
03:45:04 And that was me.
03:45:04 Just eggs and swollen glands.
03:45:06 Yeah. Yep.
03:45:08 I said those words in that order.
03:45:11 Those crutches underoos across those Underoos.
03:45:16 See, I'm not opposed to that in
03:45:18 the script.
03:45:19 You're not supposed to say those words together or crisis under.
03:45:23 You're not me.
03:45:24 They're all underwear edible.
03:45:26 Yeah. Wait. Oh, yeah.
03:45:28 Then did you do the spoon, girl?
03:45:30 Hey, he passed out.
03:45:33 No breaking news.
03:45:34 Breaking news.
03:45:35 This just in myself.
03:45:38 One scary
03:45:40 thing.
03:45:43 You in the chat room here in Dipshit Dog.
03:45:49 Ergo dying. That's the.
03:45:52 No, no.
03:45:53 He's been.
03:45:55 No, we're all dying
03:45:57 a sudden.
03:45:57 Everyone you love will die.
03:46:00 Crazy thing, right?
03:46:01 So there was a wrestler
03:46:05 about two years ago during COVID that was riding a Peloton bike
03:46:09 that had some type of lung issue and there were, oh, no relation.
03:46:14 So this this company is funded by a Saudi billionaire
03:46:19 son of a Saudi billionaire.
03:46:20 And so there was speculation on whether COVID that anything to do with it, someone
03:46:25 who has happened to be part of his same faction just recently died a few days ago
03:46:31 from a heart issue.
03:46:35 And this guy stayed in the WWE but
03:46:39 died of a heart issue that was that came upon
03:46:43 and was exacerbated by the COVID vaccine and just recently died.
03:46:47 And he was 36 years old.
03:46:50 There is a lot of speculation when it comes to the COVID
03:46:53 vaccine and heart issues and young people being
03:46:59 affected by.
03:47:00 It even going with fucking LeBron James go fuck himself.
03:47:05 But his son and the situation that he had.
03:47:10 There seems to be a weird situation with
03:47:15 younger people in heart situations these days.
03:47:18 And I'm not saying that that's COVID related or not or vaccine related or not,
03:47:22 but it it is fucking weird because it seems like a more common theme.
03:47:27 Or should I comment the the vaccine part or the the heart part?
03:47:34 I can talk.
03:47:35 I could rant how neither they tied to each other.
03:47:37 But is that also just part of our society being access to information?
03:47:42 And so you can find a million stories about one topic if you really wanted to.
03:48:11 Yeah, yeah, yeah
03:48:17 clitoral I came up with you had rants
03:48:22 no backlash just happenstance and has blackbirds
03:48:25 of lifestyles of of God yeah
03:48:28 gurgle out of you know man
03:48:32 the part that people don't get is that that is gurgled out
03:48:37 and they don't know it gurgle that there is a part that people get
03:48:42 because it's in which is correct there's the bandwidth
03:48:48 yeah and within the band this man is in then he's in which can't stand playing.
03:48:52 No I love Ken Ham.
03:48:53 I know I love bandwidth with my mayonnaise sandwich.
03:48:58 I really do.
03:48:59 It's the greatest amenities and baby sandwich
03:49:03 right where I say, Oh, bless you,
03:49:08 you're not religious.
03:49:11 I mean, curse you
03:49:14 much better.
03:49:15 We could say thank you,
03:49:17 but I don't really know, man.
03:49:18 It's probably
03:49:19 I hope you don't get over the you know how to be irresponsible for that.
03:49:22 It's like,
03:49:24 screw you,
03:49:26 You like to.
03:49:27 I didn't really, really like the Brady or what?
03:49:30 Well, can we I mean, for
03:49:33 two three fans
03:49:36 there Bruce Brady drew chatter be
03:49:39 anything anything.
03:49:42 I mean are we really willing to sacrifice anything?
03:49:46 Oh so you're But Brady looked right at me.
03:49:50 Brady were, you looking right at me?
03:49:53 Yes, that direction.
03:49:54 I'm looking right, right into my soul.
03:49:57 That's your camera right in here. But so.
03:50:00 Jesus, I just.
03:50:02 My camera, too, because right into the camera.
03:50:06 That was gorgeous.
03:50:08 I know.
03:50:10 That was very key to the whole thing.
03:50:13 All right.
03:50:13 There you go.
03:50:15 Did you know that anyone
03:50:16 I know I know everyone that has brown eyes actually have blue eyes.
03:50:19 But everyone with blue eyes is actually not that brown. If
03:50:23 you're your eyes are more susceptible
03:50:25 to light and needing glasses,
03:50:29 you know? Is the secret ginger, aren't you?
03:50:31 They're less pigment.
03:50:34 I'm about to call you a Jew.
03:50:36 I know that.
03:50:38 No, I mean, you can actually, you can.
03:50:40 If you have brown eyes, you can actually have a surgery done
03:50:42 that makes your eyes blue.
03:50:44 They get rid of the brown pigment. Don't.
03:50:46 But if you have blue, if you have blue eyes, I know that.
03:50:51 So everyone actually has at least one brown eye.
03:50:57 I had a dog
03:50:58 vaguely draw her breath back to earth.
03:51:02 I had a dog one day that one, one blue eye and two brown eyes.
03:51:07 Oh, very gross.
03:51:09 Oh, by
03:51:10 the way, as I grew up, this isn't even just one brown.
03:51:13 I know. No, no, the brown grows.
03:51:16 The other was by your man Brown hair group.
03:51:21 I only have one brown eye.
03:51:24 I have.
03:51:26 I have two, Hazel, I guess.
03:51:27 But it's so brown.
03:51:28 Don't give a fuckin fucking.
03:51:29 What the fuck is Hazel mean?
03:51:31 It means Brown is your gay.
03:51:35 Who a different kind of brown.
03:51:36 It's fucking brown, Hazel.
03:51:38 Who gives a fuck, man, You're nuts.
03:51:42 I mean, remember my core?
03:51:44 My core is.
03:51:45 Anybody have a guess?
03:51:47 Yes. The prime number.
03:51:50 My power is at 14.
03:51:53 Prime is a prime 15.
03:51:56 Currently a prime number 32.
03:51:59 That you're an idiot.
03:52:03 Credit draw.
03:52:04 You should know the year 17, you jerk.
03:52:07 Correct, sucker.
03:52:09 Yes, I know. I'm right.
03:52:11 We're looking it. Nobody wants it calling.
03:52:14 Where's the call in number talk.
03:52:16 Is it work?
03:52:17 Can I call?
03:52:18 It doesn't work. Nobody works. I'll try.
03:52:20 Nobody's working. Okay.
03:52:23 Can I do it? Calling to try it.
03:52:26 What's your number?
03:52:28 Challenge five, six, seven.
03:52:30 What is it?
03:52:32 What's the number?
03:52:34 Everyone, there's over five, eight, six.
03:52:36 Those are there. Dip here.
03:52:37 Three Rams challenge us, three Rams three.
03:52:41 Okay.
03:52:44 Homosexuals are gay.
03:52:46 Challenge make
03:52:50 changed my mind
03:52:51 the homosexuals it's
03:52:55 because you just admit they're fagots and just deal with it.
03:52:58 You know if you're a fagot, it's okay to be a fagot.
03:53:02 Just admit it looks like
03:53:08 everyone's frozen.
03:53:09 Except Brady.
03:53:12 Oh, it was weird.
03:53:13 Everyone's frozen except Brady. 70%.
03:53:26 Uh, shit.
03:53:27 17%. Age.
03:53:31 Yeah.
03:53:32 Hey, fladge.
03:53:33 Run with fladge.
03:53:36 Did you come back?
03:53:37 It's all move first thing and he did not very integral
03:53:41 and every fiber of my being.
03:53:44 Well, thank you.
03:53:45 Fladge I let's let's go to the five bucks.
03:53:49 We'll let you say that on the air
03:53:51 go through.
03:53:52 So I.
03:53:59 That's great And it's Cohen.
03:54:01 Please. Please.
03:54:02 What was that
03:54:04 When I called in?
03:54:06 Oh, Gary, call her and call me.
03:54:10 We're going to figure out how I was here to go back without it echoing.
03:54:13 I'll do that.
03:54:15 Oh, Turned everything off.
03:54:18 Here. You're going.
03:54:19 Oh, you're all is your call.
03:54:21 I'll be happy to your go.
03:54:23 I order merge.
03:54:26 I'll order for the merge.
03:54:28 I'm crazy.
03:54:29 I'll put in my frigging card numbers.
03:54:31 Health care.
03:54:33 You're $50 in the hall for merge.
03:54:34 You better slow down.
03:54:38 I know, I know.
03:54:40 Listen, you want to see the money
03:54:45 So good
03:54:47 you big screw
03:54:50 your money and you obviously
03:54:55 that good.
03:54:57 Why is it not working?
03:55:05 Hello.
03:55:06 Please state your name after the tone and go voice will try to connect you
03:55:10 Fuck you are.
03:55:14 That's your name.
03:55:18 Hello, Draw.
03:55:18 Thanks for calling.
03:55:19 I must be there.
03:55:21 Must be suspicious.
03:55:24 Hello.
03:55:24 Fuck you under your arm.
03:55:27 Hello.
03:55:29 I think.
03:55:30 Mark, raise
03:55:32 me kittens.
03:55:34 Hello.
03:55:35 How are you?
03:55:37 Is there an echo?
03:55:38 You don't know anything about Anything.
03:55:39 Anything.
03:55:40 You know, it's probably me That's our babies. Go.
03:55:43 Hold on. Let's do this.
03:55:46 Call me yourself, fagot.
03:55:48 It's some guy asking you to go to Target and get him some gift cards.
03:55:53 Gary. Okay, I will.
03:55:55 I'm Heading there now
03:55:56 the transgender section and give me some rainbow attire for my six year old.
03:56:00 I'm allowed to do that, right?
03:56:02 My six year old it Big domain. Yep.
03:56:04 You know he's struck the dick before, but All right,
03:56:08 let's do it and get the.
03:56:10 Hey, Brady.
03:56:10 I made 4 hours and 11 minutes
03:56:14 with No we didn't start ready to and we get to the top of whatever
03:56:20 I will
03:56:22 like maybe
03:56:24 I can't anymore, man.
03:56:25 I'm so spent
03:56:28 over 18.
03:56:29 I'll give you till 20.
03:56:31 Get cut off your color.
03:56:32 And I.
03:56:33 And I don't promise anything,
03:56:35 do you?
03:56:39 Are you in football?
03:56:41 It was like a D-minus
03:56:43 if you were Obama's voting, leave it
03:56:47 in the bar.
03:56:48 The giant tongs and the giant
03:56:54 clinical name of the tongs.
03:56:56 Giant tongs
03:57:00 or something.
03:57:01 Oh, Gary's always going to be the one that gives up.
03:57:07 Oh, did you think that's what he did for me?
03:57:11 Which challenge?
03:57:12 Okay, let's get one more.
03:57:14 Let's Do a spoon. Come on, get a spoon.
03:57:16 Yeah, He was good.
03:57:17 Yeah.
03:57:17 Give the spinning wheel, Brady, kill you to spin.
03:57:21 Get this up. To beat this.
03:57:23 I'll take either side of anything of the debate.
03:57:27 The back side of your fucking mouth for on,
03:57:31 uh, bring your Jesus sandals.
03:57:35 I will walk all over the water.
03:57:38 Yeah. Sadly,
03:57:42 but resilient.
03:57:43 I don't even know.
03:57:45 Teach you a terrible swim.
03:57:48 Those are good moves that you could give me.
03:57:51 Talked about how you thing is indoctrinating our youth.
03:57:54 Well, you know,
03:57:57 I know
03:57:59 I've been complaining about how textbooks.
03:58:02 Never mind.
03:58:03 There has been a rich or famous son of a bitch.
03:58:08 Oh, let's go.
03:58:09 Fuck.
03:58:09 Saying I think
03:58:14 fame is actually more powerful
03:58:17 was money who was speaking saying you're rich enough.
03:58:20 Ethane would draw.
03:58:23 How rich we talkin?
03:58:26 We had that.
03:58:26 I would rather have fame problems than rich people.
03:58:29 Problems rich people have like heroin addictions.
03:58:31 You know, they have heroin addiction.
03:58:35 They have become like they upgrade to the higher they got the No.
03:58:40 Because if you're rich, you don't you're not worried about fame.
03:58:43 If you're fame, you're worried about being rich,
03:58:46 right?
03:58:47 Yeah. Okay. It's a flip flop.
03:58:49 God damn spirit.
03:58:51 Brady Coco, like that.
03:58:54 A talking ape.
03:58:57 Oh, I thought it. Coco, beware.
03:58:59 Oh, Cocoa.
03:58:59 Beware is a good wrestler here.
03:59:01 The bird planet is black.
03:59:03 Very racist.
03:59:06 Racist.
03:59:07 Even though he probably up with it.
03:59:09 You go.
03:59:10 Is it perfect? It depends.
03:59:14 I don't see it as an really pizza with a fork and a knife.
03:59:18 I don't give a fuck. You eat it.
03:59:20 They make fun of drumbeats.
03:59:21 It's a
03:59:25 burger.
03:59:25 Absolutely. No, never.
03:59:27 What about cutting spaghetti with the.
03:59:29 Oh, I cut my spaghetti.
03:59:31 You're a dipshit.
03:59:31 I am. I grew up with Italians.
03:59:34 My grandma.
03:59:35 You don't cook.
03:59:37 You do. Because it's obnoxious.
03:59:39 It's it.
03:59:40 I will argue this to the death.
03:59:43 Really? Why? Why?
03:59:44 Why do you want to twirl it forever?
03:59:46 Then have this big world thing?
03:59:48 Guess what? You just kind of scoop a little.
03:59:50 And you either there's no the long, stringy dumb shit you grow.
03:59:53 It is, you know, embarrassing because two words, check, make
04:00:00 about smart tools.
04:00:03 In no way.
04:00:05 Ingenuity.
04:00:06 Screw yourself.
04:00:09 I hate you.
04:00:10 I grew up around majority of Italians,
04:00:14 and I know if I presented whatever, spit it into a spoon.
04:00:18 Who needs any of that would be Italian?
04:00:20 You don't have to cut it.
04:00:21 You don't have to frigging spin it into a spoon.
04:00:24 He spit it up as big as he and stuff it in your mouth.
04:00:28 You fag. You can't. You can't just keep spitting.
04:00:30 Yes, you can, but you can't look good.
04:00:33 Okay, Well, what you want?
04:00:35 What if you can only spin it so much?
04:00:37 And then there was a bunch of days in my past at home with you can only spinach.
04:00:42 It's spin so much and there's a bunch of dangly So
04:00:46 you put it in your mouth and you got these strands
04:00:48 all hanging down and you're like, sort it all over.
04:00:52 That's more appropriate.
04:00:53 The only school in Japan, Japan's the other fucking nation
04:01:01 as a compliment.
04:01:02 It is not a compliment in fucking any other
04:01:05 fucking culture.
04:01:08 Correct.
04:01:08 Okay.
04:01:10 And my answer is slurp.
04:01:13 My answer is slurp my dick, you fucking fagot.
04:01:20 That's not funny.
04:01:21 That was.
04:01:24 I'm so I want to use one either.
04:01:27 I don't even know why I'm laughing in
04:01:32 boob.
04:01:35 Hey guys,
04:01:36 remember the time you were like, 2 hours ago?
04:01:40 Jesus.
04:01:41 Okay, I'll give you 40% guessing What?
04:01:45 My phone, Tony.
04:01:48 What, 23 or you know.
04:01:51 Yes. No. Yes. No.
04:01:53 Yes. No.
04:01:57 Yeah. Yes.
04:02:00 You sound like a herbal essence commercial.
04:02:05 I don't know what that means,
04:02:06 but the chicks had moaned when they were doing the
04:02:10 video.
04:02:12 No, no.
04:02:13 Yeah, it's Gary.
04:02:15 If everybody's got choices.
04:02:17 Yeah, choices.
04:02:20 E 15 E, 45 E, 4850 15.
04:02:24 If you're playing big 40, you're playing bingo
04:02:29 finger bingo.
04:02:30 How the fuck do you spell bingo?
04:02:34 You don't have the rights to play that game.
04:02:37 B r Q you NGO Okay, I play it on my tablet
04:02:43 only 20.
04:02:45 Holy crap.
04:02:46 Okay.
04:02:46 Well, this year it's almost like bringing your phone in. Bird
04:02:51 breaking about as you think of.
04:02:54 Really?
04:02:55 Show me your hand and go your rock, paper, scissors.
04:02:58 I'm three. Is it hairy?
04:03:01 Yeah. Break.
04:03:03 Get over here with three.
04:03:07 One, two, three.
04:03:08 And then you got to show your hand again.
04:03:11 That one.
04:03:12 Either one one, two, three,
04:03:15 zero.
04:03:16 I forgot my choices. I'm going to spill my water.
04:03:19 One, two, three.
04:03:22 Now you got two. One, two, three.
04:03:23 You got to do it. Shoot.
04:03:24 We both want nothing.
04:03:26 You shoot that getting out.
04:03:28 Okay? I'm. Are you? I'm four.
04:03:29 Then you got to ask every one of them.
04:03:31 Ready and you go for two, three. Shoot.
04:03:34 It's on.
04:03:35 Is anyone ready?
04:03:36 I'm ready. One, two, three, two.
04:03:40 What is the point the point You've
04:03:43 when you say one, when you say one, your fist has two.
04:03:47 I didn't change my answer.
04:03:49 I did the same thing again.
04:03:52 And one.
04:03:53 You're like, one, two, three, shoot.
04:03:56 But he's. Wait the fingers. That's it.
04:03:59 And they're saying word of the things is that
04:04:03 gives the finger to your ass.
04:04:08 Well, your button there.
04:04:09 No, I don't hear a word.
04:04:13 What does it smell like?
04:04:14 It's like, forever. Forever.
04:04:16 It's like seven.
04:04:18 What the hell is that? You just three.
04:04:20 You lose it all on. You just put it by your nose.
04:04:23 You smell it.
04:04:24 We're seven and 14 now.
04:04:26 My favorite.
04:04:29 Smell it, sniff it, smell it.
04:04:31 So it's never.
04:04:34 You guys are retarded.
04:04:36 I mean, special needs. Sorry.
04:04:37 Well, you know, What's that Romney got
04:04:42 a third 30.
04:04:43 Hardly at a retarded garden party.
04:04:46 I thought.
04:04:46 I'm sorry, but there's no me.
04:04:47 Pardon me.
04:04:49 No. Okay.
04:04:51 What?
04:04:52 Have you ever wanted a voice?
04:04:53 I mean, this is a voice.
04:04:56 Oh, have you seen this crotchless Underoos?
04:05:00 But you want you want the remastered version
04:05:04 is the voice.
04:05:07 Both of your
04:05:10 years wardrobe order
04:05:13 almost always favors You have,
04:05:17 like, available teeth.
04:05:18 What does that mean? Scrapers.
04:05:20 I have the cookie to exact things.
04:05:23 All right, It's great. This looks good.
04:05:26 This one's kind of handy if you're into a very specific thing.
04:05:30 But this was good.
04:05:32 I just put crotchless under them, that's all.
04:05:35 All right.
04:05:36 Party holding little gardening party, which is what all games are.
04:05:39 My lyrics and this tent.
04:05:42 However, this is literally the
04:05:49 one thing you want to
04:05:50 say for five six song by Howard Dong.
04:05:54 But this is before we average.
04:05:56 I mean whoever.
04:05:58 I'm pretty sure I wrote the lyrics and he may have recorded them
04:06:01 for the first time.
04:06:02 But still the original writing credits belong to me.
04:06:06 No, I mean, we know we're about to find out
04:06:11 we inspired each other, but they definitely were in.
04:06:13 But I agree that you perform them first, written by you.
04:06:18 I was written by me
04:06:20 in several cases.
04:06:22 That is not true, but I show you instances
04:06:26 where my written lyrics were performed by you.
04:06:30 Vocal? Yes.
04:06:31 And I know. And you can provide.
04:06:34 I know that same evidence.
04:06:36 God, I am the history in defense of my case.
04:06:39 I mean, how do you balance the story in here?
04:06:42 So to challenge my authority.
04:06:45 No, I don't tell your authority.
04:06:47 I'm calling you as as a witness in the prosecution's defense.
04:06:52 Correct And I know you're wrong.
04:06:57 I know,
04:06:59 I know.
04:07:01 All right?
04:07:01 It doesn't make me wrong.
04:07:03 It makes you a fuckface, though.
04:07:07 What do you got?
04:07:08 I know that
04:07:11 I report you
04:07:14 when you go
04:07:19 replay the thing, but you do it.
04:07:22 Okay, George, keep doing it.
04:07:24 Please say do, do, do
04:07:34 hear.
04:07:36 Can't do it because it's much better.
04:07:40 But I can't do it.
04:07:41 I can't breathe for that long or not.
04:07:44 Whatever,
04:07:45 Kimberly down to me anymore
04:07:50 to remove
04:07:54 right
04:07:55 this.
04:07:57 Yeah.
04:07:57 Can me
04:08:02 know what
04:08:03 I will fire up before just be you before.
04:08:06 Audience Lord, I hear the verdict when George Foreman just
04:08:13 what it is that this is what
04:08:17 This is not just the Taco Bell cup like you might think this.
04:08:21 What is more. Oh, my Irish coffee.
04:08:24 Oh 14 days ago.
04:08:26 072 of our
04:08:32 I know
04:08:32 two weeks ago I forgot about this two weeks ago
04:08:37 can eat some dirt from the floorboards and forward to the gorgeous Jordan.
04:08:41 I will eat it as soon as you get to 25 followers.
04:08:46 I want that as a as a drive.
04:08:48 Gary singing. I will like it.
04:08:51 Yes, I will like it.
04:08:52 I'm going to pull that out here just for my own benefit.
04:08:55 Drop it in a group chat here and there.
04:08:58 I will look at I will look at
04:09:02 my real life.
04:09:03 You know, I will live.
04:09:05 I will look it. I will look it.
04:09:07 I was way more earnest.
04:09:09 I'll look real.
04:09:11 I will lick it.
04:09:13 I will lick it all like I will let kids the loss of I will like it.
04:09:19 I like it. I am will lick it I will take it.
04:09:24 I will again.
04:09:27 The gentleman by the name of will it
04:09:28 or will it can your will listen.
04:09:31 I will look in.
04:09:34 Would you like to look?
04:09:35 Will in
04:09:41 drawn knows Will I hired him to
04:09:45 construct my horseshoes
04:09:47 backstops and he asked me for 30 play.
04:09:50 So I gave it to him from over here in this corner.
04:09:53 And you can see right over here now.
04:09:55 We really can.
04:09:56 And we can.
04:09:58 Well, we just don't know what you're talking about.
04:10:00 I'm a 23%.
04:10:01 No, he took 30% of the wood.
04:10:03 I have over 30 planks.
04:10:05 That wall.
04:10:06 All right. Thank you. Yeah, over the wall.
04:10:10 Well, the wall is unnecessary.
04:10:12 That's.
04:10:13 You can see how the planks are unnecessary.
04:10:16 They're not load bearing partial.
04:10:18 Well, yeah, the load bearing ones are necessary, but, yeah, ruined all.
04:10:23 Right. He was removing right for wall.
04:10:26 All right.
04:10:26 There used to be the other half he took
04:10:29 and the rest to make my backside for the horseshoes.
04:10:32 Those you will Markkanen.
04:10:36 Oh are you kidding.
04:10:38 You don't say
04:10:40 no it's working it in and
04:10:44 you're then
04:10:46 I know you cannot
04:10:50 but that's true I must Well I'm sure glad
04:10:56 we getting close you know back you lot.
04:11:00 Let's go back.
04:11:01 Would you like to schedule action.
04:11:06 They get that time.
04:11:07 Count Dracula is your actual vehicular
04:11:10 traffic grabbed Gary Rhodes
04:11:14 slapped you long
04:11:16 slimy law crap
04:11:19 we left bachelor
04:11:23 with basketball.
04:11:26 Brian's bachelor with basketball.
04:11:29 Bachelor basketball
04:11:32 is great job.
04:11:35 Totally wrong.
04:11:37 It did believe in the Bronco from the point of
04:11:41 you don't write down from the ball.
04:11:45 Yeah, don't run.
04:11:46 But no, I want him to.
04:11:48 But I can't make him do it it.
04:11:50 All goes Count Dracula.
04:11:53 Grab the basketball.
04:11:55 There is bachelor scrap basketball.
04:12:00 He doesn't get all the crew never gets back
04:12:04 there.
04:12:04 Yeah, it can't be solved.
04:12:07 Scott.
04:12:07 Vancouver, Dracula, basketball. All right.
04:12:11 See you straight from
04:12:13 the ambulance.
04:12:16 Komodo dragons grab you, so
04:12:20 I know all the crap you saw,
04:12:23 right?
04:12:25 Okay, So.
04:12:28 So how does it go again?
04:12:30 Guys? I'm confused.
04:12:32 So we got backwards.
04:12:33 Dracula with all the crap.
04:12:35 So the basketball
04:12:38 bugs. Who?
04:12:40 There's no spatula, dude.
04:12:44 No spatula at all.
04:12:46 All the bags you call it as you walk
04:12:50 smack,
04:12:53 smack.
04:12:54 I throw that smack you your doll,
04:12:58 we go dry.
04:12:58 Thank you for all of arguable
04:13:01 if that we're world
04:13:06 not really
04:13:08 mean it He just walked away
04:13:11 from behind your have walked three quarters so that
04:13:15 you're not normal world
04:13:21 What does that a turkey
04:13:23 go straight Oh my God I'm going to Bugsy Come on, bro.
04:13:29 Give me this gun.
04:13:31 The drug they love.
04:13:33 Yes, that's Joe.
04:13:34 Dance break room, Joe.
04:13:37 They told me.
04:13:39 Turn them into a container.
04:13:41 They're a small white container. Joey.
04:13:43 Oh, my God.
04:13:45 There's a spider falling across the container
04:13:47 like I spray with the spray
04:13:50 for the spray that is going to kill it.
04:13:54 No, that's good.
04:13:56 Lucky asshole.
04:13:57 The spray is meant to kill bugs, and he's walking across the go.
04:14:01 I know. He's challenged me.
04:14:04 You son of a bitch.
04:14:05 Parking would actually require him to be able to read what it says?
04:14:10 I don't think he's aware.
04:14:12 No, I really don't know.
04:14:14 He could be a bad Christian.
04:14:16 I was not aware of this Super Bowl.
04:14:19 We both go. Yeah,
04:14:21 yeah.
04:14:22 Cricket, take a short break.
04:14:25 You're unreal. They're also
04:14:29 all cryptic.
04:14:31 Take a shit, kid.
04:14:32 I rib.
04:14:35 No way.
04:14:37 What do I get?
04:14:38 Do I hit a new theme song out of the deal?
04:14:42 Flood Ransom has $10 and four
04:14:45 Firefly Player of Fire for five.
04:14:50 So Google now that's the most Google rhyme of all times.
04:14:53 I added to it every time I have to see this price
04:14:57 that they're in my head just going like, go get a ladder and slide Rance
04:15:02 back.
04:15:02 Who happens to
04:15:04 Nathan's name saying it lends itself to build out?
04:15:08 I love the abstract rap.
04:15:11 Yeah, Yeah.
04:15:12 That's why I love. Eminem. I really do.
04:15:15 And that's why you don't you love game recovery
04:15:19 during your before recovery after recovery after is better.
04:15:25 You're actually an idiot.
04:15:27 My problem is didn't not quite sure why you
04:15:30 I did this physically for you I've never voted a day in my life.
04:15:36 Okay.
04:15:36 But I voted eight months.
04:15:38 My man made fun of Bill Clinton.
04:15:41 He made fun out George Bush.
04:15:43 Yes. He waited Barack Obama because he was busy.
04:15:46 Of course he didn't.
04:15:47 He attacked Trump directly.
04:15:50 He also attacked George Bush.
04:15:51 But he was attacking George Bush was actually
04:15:54 bringing our troops home.
04:15:56 Right?
04:15:56 That was yeah, that was as a teenager.
04:15:59 Do not this dipshit go for, you know, his attacking.
04:16:02 Great childish.
04:16:04 And then he has a thing about Biden.
04:16:07 So he went from an anti-establishment
04:16:10 to a pro-establishment Democrat
04:16:13 and that's the wreck.
04:16:14 He's No, no, he's right. He's your man.
04:16:17 Jay-Z is my There's not a white person in Michigan
04:16:21 voting Democrat except you
04:16:25 Jew, Nigger supported Obama.
04:16:28 Jay-Z campaigned with Obama.
04:16:31 I don't dislike Jay-Z in the slightest.
04:16:33 I still love Jay-Z. I don't care.
04:16:36 Yeah.
04:16:36 Eminem went from anti-establishment to
04:16:41 pro established went Democrat.
04:16:45 Okay,
04:16:47 fantastic.
04:16:48 I don't I feel like that's fake.
04:16:50 Plus he's from the union from anyway so
04:16:55 I don't agree with my party's platform
04:16:58 but you got to say
04:17:00 where is he from Bath to side with the conservative, right.
04:17:05 Montana. He's on fucking Montana.
04:17:07 He was born in Montana.
04:17:08 He even from Detroit. So
04:17:12 he drove by one of his houses.
04:17:13 It's actually right and it's like right over here.
04:17:16 My girlfriend, I drive around looking at rich people houses,
04:17:20 getting not rather have a ranch in Montana, man
04:17:23 driving dirt roads and, you know, maybe having a beer to
04:17:28 back roads and go over and look at the mansions.
04:17:30 But yeah,
04:17:31 because he's got a Clinton Township house, but he's also got a one in
04:17:35 this right over here.
04:17:36 It's like fucking 7 minutes away.
04:17:39 But he can't.
04:17:40 He's supposedly not so much as this one is more the one in Clinton Township
04:17:43 all the time, but it was the came moment to be able to make more imagine
04:17:49 became our man.
04:17:50 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:17:51 That's because it was the former owner of Kmart.
04:17:53 I was thinking about calling my house.
04:17:55 That was.
04:17:56 I loved that name of the Mickey Mouse mansion.
04:17:59 I'm in the south
04:18:01 with the
04:18:02 white ribbon, whatever,
04:18:06 you big dummy.
04:18:07 Yeah, big dummy.
04:18:09 This you guys have a battery I to use because this
04:18:18 or for that?
04:18:19 It's a mickey,
04:18:23 and then we get no time.
04:18:24 This is the drill.
04:18:29 Oh, it is, In fact, totally crack.
04:18:31 That's ahead.
04:18:32 I dare you to put your dick in there.
04:18:36 Okay, Put that in there.
04:18:38 You know I will.
04:18:39 Now put put it on forward drive.
04:18:42 Hold just a little Reagan News segment.
04:18:46 We're going to stick in.
04:18:47 There
04:18:49 you are, babies.
04:18:51 Can you put your dick in here,
04:18:52 dry out the world by stuffing things in their mouths stover?
04:18:56 They and we'll write about this.
04:18:59 I, I like to experience
04:19:03 what give the world when it changes the bill.
04:19:06 But what are we watching as their actual content
04:19:12 really?
04:19:12 Is there is there some heaven ready?
04:19:15 Ready what no love injury.
04:19:18 There's actually it's sort of hours that's four and a half vanity.
04:19:24 There you go.
04:19:26 Hold your breath.
04:19:27 Come on.
04:19:27 I see
04:19:29 what's happening. Gary
04:19:31 Got it.
04:19:34 He's.
04:19:34 It's pretty good.
04:19:37 I don't.
04:19:38 I don't see what that is.
04:19:41 Oh, he flipped.
04:19:44 Did you?
04:19:45 Oh, Gary was, like,
04:19:48 very disappointed.
04:19:49 I think you heard
04:19:52 what he is margin around here.
04:19:53 Falcons forward is, of course,
04:20:04 okay.
04:20:05 You officially made your system in 4 hours now from when you actually started
04:20:10 2 hours after he said he was don't
04:20:22 know what is going on
04:20:27 with your
04:20:28 headphones.
04:20:37 It was hard to say no to
04:20:44 use great face
04:20:48 to face.
04:20:49 These these days
04:20:53 this pretty nice speech screen three, three,
04:20:58 six, six.
04:21:01 Okay.
04:21:04 It's time
04:21:18 for try that and watch
04:21:25 the source.
04:21:28 Here it comes.
04:21:39 So you can you could argue that
04:21:43 whose voice was us?
04:21:55 I started fighting in a gardening party Bizarre said I will guitar it
04:21:58 and it's largely because I eat guitar on parking lot See that it draws voice.
04:22:04 Now that Gary was
04:22:09 right before it is Gary
04:22:10 what was in
04:22:15 your brain
04:22:27 says that's really a demonstration.
04:22:30 I don't know what he's doing.
04:22:33 I think it's a very good model and I get that.
04:22:36 I know that
04:22:38 supposed to not get shit over is going to be.
04:22:41 That's all right for this.
04:22:42 For those of you to fall in the dirt.
04:22:44 So it's not going to break in the dirt for more of the sports.
04:22:49 What is he doing?
04:22:50 He's going to hurt himself.
04:22:52 So one thing they teach you in manufacturing industry
04:22:55 is you never have one person alone in the shop at once.
04:22:58 You always need a second person there just in case something happens.
04:23:03 So you've got to that
04:23:06 car door on.
04:23:10 You've got his addresses in the case.
04:23:11 You need to download a one right? 25%.
04:23:15 No problem in review.
04:23:19 In review a very old practice alone
04:23:22 that looks like a shitty hockey book
04:23:26 or a hockey stick.
04:23:27 Sorry, the dog is like sorry, the bed is perfect.
04:23:30 A hockey stick, but it's a shitty.
04:23:31 I can sit like a mini hockey stick. Right?
04:23:34 Did you make a mini hockey stick? Yes. There there is.
04:23:37 You got the mask to go with it.
04:23:39 It still sucks. It's still stuck there. Just.
04:23:43 Okay.
04:23:44 Well, how is that going to hold onto the cut?
04:23:46 Well, it cut.
04:23:47 It's our thumbnail over here.
04:23:50 Cuts would get, you know, just this nail that would wall with it.
04:23:55 Just jagged against that would wall behind here
04:23:58 the rest of the wood that will is just jagged against that.
04:24:02 Yeah. Yeah. They're going to see that upper.
04:24:04 Yeah.
04:24:05 There's no no try the other way.
04:24:08 Try the way I. Tried that way. No.
04:24:11 Like Casey Jones and this turtle.
04:24:13 You did it the opposite way. We did it a different direction.
04:24:15 So it's like, really
04:24:17 didn't count.
04:24:21 You have the reverse.
04:24:23 So you're up
04:24:28 to your dick with it. Now.
04:24:33 Oh, shit.
04:24:35 Let's get a demonstration with it.
04:24:36 Cut with it. Cut.
04:24:39 I don't think I'll do a shot if it cuts.
04:24:43 For the record, can
04:24:44 we see how many fingers you have now?
04:24:47 You're right.
04:24:48 Gary Prior or Tim
04:24:51 Terry Do
04:24:54 it Doesn't count.
04:24:57 If it cuts, I'll do a shot.
04:24:58 If you cut.
04:24:59 It was your belt to most of us like that.
04:25:04 Yeah. Did you?
04:25:05 Did you mean to whack it off?
04:25:08 Yeah.
04:25:09 I'll try it again.
04:25:10 Did it cut dryer? Dryer.
04:25:13 Oh, Jason. Like machete.
04:25:15 Okay, Kind of try that.
04:25:17 Unrealistic, scary.
04:25:19 Jason, have you ever had obviously the hockey sticks meant
04:25:22 to play hockey about the cut would right
04:25:26 the I don't use it as a putt putt
04:25:30 putt putt
04:25:32 putt putt golf club
04:25:35 Brilliant. All right.
04:25:38 But I don't know.
04:25:39 Yeah, we all know we're all very busy.
04:25:44 No, no, no.
04:25:45 Michigan, we should only
04:25:48 know that much.
04:25:49 You know everyone. We're all in. No,
04:25:52 it's Michigan.
04:25:53 Don't be a mini golf everywhere.
04:25:56 All the everywhere else.
04:25:57 Putt putt is Michigan only. Are you kidding me?
04:25:59 Many local.
04:26:00 Is everyone else affected?
04:26:03 Yeah.
04:26:03 Who calls it I want a soda.
04:26:06 Can you give me a soda in Ohio?
04:26:08 Yeah.
04:26:08 Or even Georgia, where it's like, can I get a Pepsi Coke?
04:26:11 And it's like, what?
04:26:11 You fucking retarded Pepsi, everything.
04:26:14 You go up your cousin, you don't.
04:26:18 Sorry.
04:26:20 Bell's anymore.
04:26:21 Jordan doing is one of my favorite accounts.
04:26:23 That one.
04:26:24 What the hell do not have, like, a table?
04:26:26 I mean,
04:26:28 you need to stand here.
04:26:30 What are you building it?
04:26:32 And I don't know, Skinny little.
04:26:34 What do you want me?
04:26:35 I'll just put on the ground.
04:26:37 What do you.
04:26:38 What do you with it own shit for?
04:26:42 You can't see it now.
04:26:43 Yeah, you're in the fucking phone.
04:26:45 Had a dipshit
04:26:48 camera phone here.
04:26:49 A big part of it.
04:26:50 Oh, you just. Oh, my God.
04:26:53 Oh, my God.
04:26:53 I got it right.
04:26:55 Oh, my God. If it cuts, I'll do a shot.
04:26:58 You got to cut it down.
04:27:00 All right.
04:27:01 Did you. Were you.
04:27:02 Were you going?
04:27:03 What's that saying, Gary?
04:27:04 That somebody wrote
04:27:08 it? Just the.
04:27:09 This is the motherfucking machete.
04:27:12 This is the handcrafted will.
04:27:14 It cut, forged and forged in fire.
04:27:16 Let's go.
04:27:17 Will it cut? It looks like a limp dick.
04:27:20 If it didn't, I don't know if they throw it up.
04:27:27 Well, at least slice for a second.
04:27:29 But it is, it is the hand-sewn piece of cutlery.
04:27:34 There was a lot.
04:27:34 I mean, seriously, you have a nicer blade
04:27:38 know you out there and dangerous that.
04:27:41 Good.
04:27:41 Yeah, that's good in that handle box.
04:27:44 Yeah.
04:27:44 It looks like it's going to pop open and slice you when you try to.
04:27:48 No, it kills people did it.
04:27:51 Did it leave a mark at all on the word.
04:27:54 No. No, none.
04:27:56 Not even a little, little nick
04:28:00 made a little one else.
04:28:02 The wound was already sliced into that point at that point.
04:28:06 And then I chopped into at the same juncture.
04:28:09 And that could be from it.
04:28:12 Maybe that's probably from it.
04:28:14 I'll do a shot.
04:28:15 Now, I learned from that vision, Cheryl, that that put that bullshit
04:28:19 already.
04:28:20 Cut your fake bullshit.
04:28:23 The knife is lumpy here.
04:28:25 So what are you there?
04:28:26 What do you think about the physics that,
04:28:28 like, people can throw the playing cards into, like, watermelons and stuff?
04:28:32 Obviously,
04:28:34 every time they successfully do it, they drop a handful of cards
04:28:38 that they were sitting there trying a thousand times.
04:28:42 So either that or there's a couple of cards in there
04:28:44 that are a little thicker that now, oh, the way is
04:28:49 little more razors.
04:28:50 You actually you actually sharpen them up
04:28:54 so you can just make them a little more thicker cardstock
04:28:57 or have a edge that sprays
04:29:01 spray the more of every 2 hours
04:29:09 and three quarters over
04:29:12 what I said I would do
04:29:16 as the above so below 50 times led
04:29:19 you no
04:29:24 he veiled
04:29:27 of course.