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I. They.
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Know.
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You'd
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be me.
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Dee dee dee
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dee dee dee dee dee.
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On a late night news scroll.
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Blue light in my eyes.
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Warm glow of free trials.
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Whispering.
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Sign up and sign
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up ahead in the sidebar.
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I saw an interesting plan.
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My car felt light in my hair.
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Goofy and I just click.
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Yes, I can.
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There it was in the pop up.
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I heard the subscribe bell
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and I was thinking to myself, this could be value.
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Well, I couldn't tell.
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Then it lit up a check box
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and it showed me the way I.
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There were voices in the comments and I swear
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I heard them say welcome to the motel.
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Cancel for you.
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This is such a lovely price,
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such a lovely price, such an endless vice.
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Touching.
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And despite plenty of terms at the motel, cancel
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for you at any time. Name?
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And you pay the dealer you can bill it.
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He her mind is algorithm twisted.
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She got the dope, I mean bent.
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She got a lot of pretty creative tears.
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She calls friends
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how they dance in the dashboard.
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Sweet monthly sweat some of click
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to remember, some click to forget.
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So I called up support
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and said please bring me my pants.
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They said we haven't had any sign ups here
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since we started flat rent.
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And still those voices call Gary
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but he don't pray.
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Wake me up at 2 a.m. on Monday night.
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Well, that's Tuesday by the way, just to hear them say welcome to the motel.
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Canceled for you seeing such a lovely price,
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such a lovely price, such an endless, such.
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They living it up at the motel.
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Cancel for the year.
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What a nice surprise.
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What a nice surprise.
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Restrictions may apply.
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In. Germany.
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To. Be
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free. Be.
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It. Be.
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Teasers on the pay wall.
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The limited time deal seemed nice.
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And she said we are all just users here
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on our own device and in the premium offers.
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They have coupon codes released.
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They both get it with the touchy feely clicks
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and get the term rates decreased.
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Last thing I remember
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he was trusting in to draw.
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I had to find the cancel link.
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I swear I've seen before.
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Relax, said the how far
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we are program to receive.
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You can opt out any time you like,
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but you can never leave
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me. Me?
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And me.
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Me. Be. The.
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The following is for entertainment purposes only.
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It's just a scripted comedy show.
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These guys are not experts, doctors,
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lawyers, therapists, or even particularly well-adjusted.
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Everything you here is opinion, exaggeration, sarcasm,
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or just plain nonsense.
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Any resemblance to real people events is purely coincidental and kind of hilarious.
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They are not responsible for emotional damage, cognitive
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dissonance, spontaneous enlightenment,
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or sudden urge to start a cult.
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Viewer discretion is advised, especially
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if you're prone to taking things too seriously.
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This is a late show.
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It's not for kids.
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Your boss or Karen from H.R.
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will be hearing about this. By the way.
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Hi Dave.
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Side effects may include thinking, laughing,
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or yelling at your screen.
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Fladge Rants Live is filmed in front of a live studio
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audience. And.
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I'm. Sign up.
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Hi, I'm Gerry,
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and welcome to Fladge Rants Live.
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Today is the,
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the fourth and final installation
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of our call to action.
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Sure.
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Like, comment and subscribe.
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Kind of looks like I forgot
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about the the follow.
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The notification bell.
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So. Yeah, maybe.
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Maybe if you could do that too. That'd be fantastic.
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Normally my call to action is to say things like, three
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to stranger with kindness, always carry cash and try a new recipe.
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Yeah.
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So I'm not asking you to join a call like the,
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the disclaimer said,
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but, the basic things that we need from
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you are just to share this video,
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like this video, comment down this video
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and subscribe to this channel and then flat
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live to be part of your everyday life at least once a week.
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Mondays, 10 p.m. eastern.
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Now, we've done scribes before.
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That was a topic a couple months ago.
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And, subscribe simply means to write under.
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So subscript in
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in chemistry notation, the H2O
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the two because it's written below the line.
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Actually the center of the subscript is the the line.
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So it only hangs half under the line.
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But the H2
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maybe two hydrogen,
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atoms in a molecule of water.
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That two is a subscript.
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But that's not what we mean by subscribe.
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And there are many schools of thought.
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And so some of us subscribe to different ones
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and people of of all of those are welcome.
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And, one of my favorite jokes
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when I'm running late is, sorry, I don't subscribe to linear time.
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But, but scribing, like, circumscribe
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is means to, draw around something,
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but the word circumscribed means set limitations to to,
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define the parameters.
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And so that makes sense.
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Your, prescription is the, the drugs that you're
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someone in a lab coat and, and this is why in this lab
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coat come with a script that I thought they did.
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I thought it just came in the pocket, but I checked the pockets.
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I don't have a script pad, so I can't write prescriptions.
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So I can do is, give you a.
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A subscription to Flasharray.
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It's live. It's free.
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It really doesn't cost you anything.
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A couple of brain cells a week. Really.
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But you will lose those anyway.
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Now, I've seen the
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the ads for the app that'll clean up your, your subscriptions and,
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it's funny, I saw it yesterday,
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and the guy's voice changes when he tells he gets to the price.
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He's like, here, if you can guess how many subscriptions you're paying for,
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you win this every every.
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And then it goes on with his regular voice.
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Like if they were in the electric car for
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knowing how many, subscriptions they have.
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Well, if you were to take my phone and run that app, I know the answer.
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It's zero.
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Unsubscribe the crap.
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But I do follow this show, and, that's all.
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That's all we're asking for is you to do the same.
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We don't really exist, so we can't be canceled.
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So that if that.
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I don't even know.
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I don't know how it helps us, but we are trying something new.
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This is not our usual.
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If this looks weird to you, it's.
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This is our first time doing our our homegrown.
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I don't even know what the software is, but,
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But Brady came up with it.
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Attaboy. Way to go, Brady.
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When I came up with
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is, Captain Giggles and his sidekick, the astronaut chicken.
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And, which I thought was hilarious
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when Brady called him scuba chicken last week. So,
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all I've really gotten
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was a parade introduction for the the the boys.
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So, roll that clip right?
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Now, I wonder if we can even roll clips.
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This is our first roll the clip.
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Brady.
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That's Brady.
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Close.
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So close.
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There it is.
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And no sound so close.
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We are Gary's creation.
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The future superheroes.
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And welcome to our crazy, wild adventure.
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As we explore the world.
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Hello, everybody.
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My name is Captain Giggles and I am the astronaut chicken.
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We are Gary's creation.
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The future superheroes.
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And welcome to our crazy, wild adventure as we explore the world.
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Hello everybody. My.
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So another thing I usually mention is don't subscribe
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to mainstream archeology if they are telling you that the pyramid,
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the Great Pyramid of Giza was built 5000 years ago, that seems like nonsense.
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The true answer is probably eight times that long ago.
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But that but fladge that puts us in the middle of an ice age.
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Yeah, I still don't know how they built it.
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So, if everybody's got the answer for me, who built the pyramids?
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I've got I've got three follow ups.
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When, why and how?
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I think I know where it was.
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The the geyser plateau.
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I got that, but who built
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the Great Pyramid of Giza?
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Why did they do that?
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How did they do that?
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And, I think it's important to answer when.
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Because the the answer, I just simply do not subscribe to
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the mainstream explanation for that.
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It's not acceptable to me.
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And I don't know, I'm still having trouble
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with books being labeled
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history that are simply fiction. So,
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I don't really have a call to action for this.
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I don't know what we need to do, and I.
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I'm not even sure that if you spot a problem, I expect a solution.
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I, I, I expect at least a plausible solution
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at the time of the presentation of the problem.
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Otherwise you're not helping anything.
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And honestly, I've gone over and over
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and over this in my head and I don't know the solution.
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I know a paradigm shift will be painful,
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beyond any discomfort you've ever experienced.
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And I don't know the answer.
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Like, believe a pack of lies I don't see how that helps us moving forward,
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to have our history wrong.
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And these are clear, demonstrable facts that,
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just the the main examples
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Baalbek, Gobekli, Tapi and former
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Fuku, the those, you know, the complete my,
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my Mount Rushmore of megalithic architecture
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that really doesn't get explained by the
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the mainstream timeline or given the one thing about Rushmore
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because they are not ranked one through four, it is just, oh, they're not for
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I wanted to test and see if our, stairs work.
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That's. That one's working.
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How are you boys this evening?
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Is it cold nearby?
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I don't live in a barn.
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I'm not sure to be able to hear me, and I don't.
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Yeah, I can hear you there, so I'm not sure what's up with.
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Or I can see you in the studio, but I don't see his camera.
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I've heard of draw.
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Well, how can you see the studio?
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But on his camera?
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I can see he's in the studio.
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Oh. Oh, okay.
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Well, I'm in the barn.
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How's the barn?
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It is called single digits out here.
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But I've got my dog.
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We should be good.
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I didn't write any notes.
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But you said that Sam Harris clip aged poorly.
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Let's see that.
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Which, So I'm not ready.
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It's going to take a second.
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And for some reason.
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So there's a fun, fun little fact when we share a video.
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This is what I was trying to tell George.
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Why I sent him two links.
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Yeah. Steven.
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All is infinite.
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Wisdom changed it where we used to have to join twice to share the video,
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but now we can share video just like StreamYard. But
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it replaces your own video.
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What does it mean?
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No, no, if you will. Yeah.
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If you shared a video, it would replace your.
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Oh your.
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So while we work on that I you can just you can join with a second to share.
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You know do one with your camera, one with your
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whatever or or we can just when you know what it doesn't really matter for today.
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I'll, I'll play the clip.
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It'll just replace my window.
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Yeah.
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This one I called,
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sound reasoning
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you because I think this does hold up over time.
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You're not allowed to criticize people.
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Even less so than ever.
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So I have to show my camera,
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because when I put hide camera, it also hides the video.
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Right? So we'll we'll fix it up.
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It makes sense, but it's kind of stupid.
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Well, yeah.
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Sam Harris, everybody.
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So are you able to hear me when I'm sharing?
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I can hear you right now.
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Oh. That's great. So.
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All right, so that's cool then. That's good.
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Well, 140 shows in.
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Are we still allowed to suck?
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Yes. Okay, great.
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Let's do this. Let's rock this out.
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So this is Sam Harris, a good 15 years ago.
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Can you see it's on the screen? No.
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It's not on the screen.
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It is not on the screen.
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Oh, because I have you highlighted. See, I got all right.
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That's all right, I get it, I get it, okay, I got it, I got it.
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Yeah, we're getting better.
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This idea that we should respect
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other people's religious beliefs.
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Your neighbor has the right to believe whatever he likes.
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It pleases me. And the moral structure to this universe.
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He has the right to believe whatever he wants to pray about.
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What happens after death.
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And you should respect these beliefs merely because he believes them.
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Where else in our discourse do we play by these rules?
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Well, when was the last time anyone in this room was admonished to respect
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another person's beliefs about history
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or geography or engineering, or medicine?
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We we do not respect people's beliefs.
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We evaluate their reasons.
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If my reasons or good are good enough, you will helplessly
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believe what I believe.
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That is what it is to be a rational human being.
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Reasons are contagious.
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If I came on the stage and said that the Holocaust never happened,
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you would be under no burden whatsoever to respect my beliefs.
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That that is all well and good, except when you change the subject to God,
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you can be certain with zero evidence
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and respected for it.
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It is taboo to push push
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the conversation into criticism of your beliefs.
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So what I'm advocating, really, and what I advocate in my book,
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is a kind of conversational intolerance.
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All we need is a a standard of intellectual honesty
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where people who pretend to be certain about things they're clearly not certain
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about receive some conversational pressure.
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We have this.
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We've all assimilated this idea that we should respect
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other people's religious beliefs.
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Your neighbor has the right to believe whatever he wants to about God.
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I think it's started in the morning, so I'm going to comment first.
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He has the right to believe whatever he wants to about what?
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Agreed.
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I mean, what's the problem with that?
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Some people believe if there's a flat Earth,
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are we supposed to point, ridicule, and laugh?
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Do you think that's going to make them change their mind?
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It's going to make you feel better.
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It's going to make you feel superior, but it's not going to come to any solution
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or realization or even any action.
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In my opinion, it's just going to cause a rift and a fight,
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then eventually a civil war.
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And then my call to action for flat earthers take a ten minute walk
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and you'll realize that we're living on a globe.
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So that's pretty easy.
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Debunked there.
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What's the other one then? Die.
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And then you'll see that.
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No no no, there's
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I don't get to be I don't get to be right about that.
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I don't I don't get to be proven right.
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There's just insufficient evidence.
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So not none.
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No good. Insufficient evidence.
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I mean, I can just literally parrot everything you say for the other side,
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and I'm going to be like, there's more probability that there isn't
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than there's more probability than there is. And I'll agree.
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But it's not the point when there's just an outcome and we're not.
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Right. Right. Yeah.
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You said something like that yet the last week or.
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Yep. Or the there are two possibilities.
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So it is a 5050 and I keep arguing it's not a coin
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toss between. Yes.
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No no no no, stop talking.
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Just because I gave you the hand.
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Oh well so but that is, that is what it is.
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Because,
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but but yeah,
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but so you you believe in determinism.
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Let's go this way.
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Let's go with your own words. Do you believe in determinism?
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Yes, I do,
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all right.
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Well, so then determinism has to be 5050 that the influences.
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Is that what determines it, or is it because that would mean
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it was predetermined?
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I don't believe in that. I believe in determinism.
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If either it happened or, you know what?
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We don't have the chat going this yet either.
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So there are there's,
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there's chat's going, I could just read them.
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They should be overlaid right now.
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But they're not because, you know, for show work.
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And I tested everything except the chat because I couldn't do the chat with,
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this program until everything was running.
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I have to figure it out.
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Well, you play around with that, and I'll discuss why it's not a 5050.
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Okay, so you're you're saying yes and no.
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There's an afterlife, so there are two.
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And the argument correct.
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So. So there is. Yes.
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There is an afterlife.
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No, there isn't an afterlife.
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Two, two possible.
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Answers to the very difficult
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question to grapple.
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Can't we rule out made up stuff?
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Stuff that someone with wishful thinking.
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Okay, sure.
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But maybe we live forever.
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Like part of you can live forever because
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it's all right.
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I agree on your your terms are acceptable,
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but aren't you kind of assuming that it just ends too?
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So we'll have to discount that.
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You have to discount your side completely.
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Also, as long as you're okay with that.
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I didn't exist before I was born.
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What makes me think I'll exist after I die?
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Now, you just pointed the,
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I, I almost said we can't say that on YouTube.
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You just pointed the finger in the other direction.
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Yeah, but but the end, the start end point is the same argument and debate.
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It's that's irrelevant.
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Right.
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And and what I'm saying is
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it's it's got it's got no merit.
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It holds no.
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Let the dog don't.
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Fine.
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But then neither does your, your your point of view.
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My point of view that things that exist exist.
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Now, you said magic.
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Can we discount magic and assumption?
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Yeah.
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And we we can't.
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We can't assume anything that we don't know.
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Regardless of the weight of the evidence.
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Agreed.
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Schrodinger's cat sort of a thing, but there's no way either one of us know if.
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My point is that there is something more before or after life.
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And your point is, there's absolutely nothing before or after.
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That's pretty much
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the same point.
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There's lots of stuff before it, after life.
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It just doesn't have anything to do with you or me.
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The only thing you and
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I have to do with is life.
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Our lives, the life we live, the one we have
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and and without.
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Without the you and the me.
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There is no you or me.
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Agreed.
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But that has nothing to do with our topic or debate that you just brought up
00:26:21
as if there is or something, or is there nothing?
00:26:23
And the thing that you just said is because we are here now,
00:26:27
I'm not saying there isn't something I'm saying it.
00:26:31
It's not you.
00:26:32
Because because our experience now can't connect to it
00:26:35
then, then it must then then it must not be important to us.
00:26:39
Sounds like what you're saying.
00:26:42
I think there's nothing more important if it's true.
00:26:46
But I don't see any cause to,
00:26:51
to accept a made up story.
00:26:54
Right?
00:26:55
But now you just move the goalposts instead of
00:26:57
if there is, there isn't something
00:26:58
you just did moved it to, whether you accept it or not.
00:27:02
Okay, I don't accept
00:27:04
that the made up something,
00:27:07
but I know there's, there's other stuff that we don't know about that,
00:27:11
that doesn't that's not related to this topic
00:27:15
saying there's something as opposed to nothing that doesn't that doesn't help.
00:27:20
That doesn't get us anywhere.
00:27:22
I'm not saying there's nothing besides our lives
00:27:25
in the universe that doesn't make any sense.
00:27:28
I'm saying there's nothing related to our lives
00:27:32
outside of our lives.
00:27:35
Like our lives are our lives.
00:27:37
And that's it.
00:27:39
Not just our lives.
00:27:41
During the time we're we're basically segmenting
00:27:44
three points before this time, after this time and this time.
00:27:48
Yeah. During this time.
00:27:50
Is there anything out of your realm
00:27:53
or out of your purview or out of your experience
00:27:57
that has to do with you?
00:27:59
I would say that the gray area is dreams,
00:28:04
footprints, the dreaming,
00:28:08
like the subconscious mind, like, sure.
00:28:10
If I'm not conscious of it, I don't really consider that me or part of myself.
00:28:15
But dreams.
00:28:17
I'm not. I'm not aware of my dreaming.
00:28:20
Except in the moment. I guess.
00:28:22
But hey, that's that's that's a sketchy gray area for me.
00:28:27
I yeah, that's where you are.
00:28:29
You might your argument might have legs.
00:28:33
It's not my argument.
00:28:35
Yeah.
00:28:36
Okay.
00:28:36
Your argument to be clear, it's your argument.
00:28:39
Okay.
00:28:40
Your side of my argument might have legs with the the whole dreaming concept.
00:28:44
That's why I wanted you hypnotized for the show.
00:28:48
We should still do that.
00:28:49
Have you ever tried?
00:28:50
I just I can't think it's possible.
00:28:53
I don't think it's possible.
00:28:55
I don't think, well, I, I I've brought up mediums on this.
00:28:59
My favorite is, Dolores Cannon.
00:29:03
She was,
00:29:07
past life regression,
00:29:11
and she, she would, go through
00:29:14
people's past lives with their subconscious mind.
00:29:18
And, you know, I think that's a bunch of malarkey there.
00:29:21
There's no such thing as past lives.
00:29:23
That's so silly.
00:29:25
There's no reincarnation. That's dumb.
00:29:27
But she really believed in it, and she thought she was.
00:29:31
I think she really thought she was doing it.
00:29:33
Like doing the magic.
00:29:35
Like she is a medium
00:29:39
or or.
00:29:40
Well, she she passed away some time ago, but.
00:29:45
So there's this people,
00:29:46
who is the, the sleeping prophet?
00:29:51
He, Edgar Casey,
00:29:55
he would, put himself into a trance and then,
00:29:59
he would talk and have a was.
00:30:02
Oh, there's the chat feature recorded.
00:30:05
But he was a devout Christian, and then he was
00:30:11
talking about some,
00:30:14
intergalactic library of information
00:30:17
where he was accessing in his trance.
00:30:20
And that just doesn't seem consistent with his beliefs.
00:30:25
And yet he believed
00:30:27
that he was actually able to contact.
00:30:32
Is this this realm, this unseen realm that,
00:30:37
I'm trying to trying to see
00:30:40
if you espouse a look at that, like,
00:30:43
how was Caritas I type?
00:30:47
There's no way I'd be able to read those.
00:30:49
I mean, do you have a magnifying glass?
00:30:54
It's the comment is that brother?
00:30:58
I'm assuming it's brother.
00:31:00
Last week I assume that his brother was draw.
00:31:05
Does it say words
00:31:07
or do the words that kept Nick says erection intro.
00:31:11
That wasn't an erection. And I appreciate it. It,
00:31:14
it says subscribe right down there.
00:31:17
Right down there right now.
00:31:20
Oh that's all that's clipping.
00:31:22
It's good to look at your actual studio while things are going on.
00:31:24
Let's cut, cut that clip so we can we can send the strength to Captain
00:31:28
Giggles.
00:31:30
And I'm hoping as people text, it should go away.
00:31:34
No it doesn't. What the fuck?
00:31:38
You know, we put it.
00:31:40
We'll just put it over here on me.
00:31:43
Hey, look at that. For.
00:31:46
Dude, fuck this shit.
00:31:47
Can you hear me?
00:31:48
Yeah. Blame me.
00:31:50
You know, it's this for this button sitting on this thing
00:31:53
that says enable directors microphone and video.
00:31:56
Well, I'm not a fucking, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:58
That's you. You're that. Yep. You're a co-director.
00:32:01
See where it says so?
00:32:02
Director train or start or something.
00:32:05
That makes fucking sense because I've clicked every other fucking thing.
00:32:08
But for some reason, that was something I thought was taboo,
00:32:11
even though I'm pretty sure I clicked some shit.
00:32:13
Probably shouldn't have.
00:32:14
But you don't.
00:32:15
Yeah, that's just do me a favor. Tell me everything.
00:32:18
It clicked so I can undo it.
00:32:19
It sounds great though, so no, whatever.
00:32:24
Glad to have you.
00:32:26
I don't know what I'm doing.
00:32:28
I don't spect a lot more of this.
00:32:31
I'm staying warm back up here.
00:32:32
Okay? Yeah. Right there.
00:32:33
There has not been one fucked up on tonight's show.
00:32:38
Very impressive. Did you hear that?
00:32:41
Yeah.
00:32:42
Awesome.
00:32:42
I should be able to pin him on that show right in the fucking middle.
00:32:45
Does that work? There you go. Yeah. So?
00:32:48
So so I have to figure out how to make it bigger through CSS.
00:32:52
Let's.
00:32:52
I think you rub it like terms spitting on your hand a bit, Ryan says, I started
00:32:56
I recently started listening to Buckminster Fuller audio books.
00:33:01
This is how bored I am at work
00:33:04
just listening to all trains live.
00:33:06
What do you
00:33:07
write?
00:33:07
Don't.
00:33:08
Hey, don't we have a big milestone coming up?
00:33:12
I love the way the text is just going right over your face.
00:33:15
Yes, that's plastic.
00:33:17
I can't read them because the screen that's showing them is all blurry.
00:33:22
Oh, yeah, because it'll always sacrifice us for the show.
00:33:25
Oh that's nice. That's it. I'm just like, you know.
00:33:28
So it may may need to be read out loud at all.
00:33:30
So what I want to do is show you how to set up your.
00:33:33
You can have, like this
00:33:33
whole control panel on your monitor where you got the, the chat on one thing.
00:33:37
Yeah, I figured it out.
00:33:38
I've had a good fucking 37 minutes here to organize.
00:33:41
Do you got the buttons? Can you do stingers?
00:33:43
You got the buttons.
00:33:44
I don't want to touch too much.
00:33:45
I don't know, I see the other stuff now.
00:33:48
They're different.
00:33:49
It's totally different. Window. I tried to.
00:33:52
I tried to share the screen, but every time I did that,
00:33:54
I kept showing Gary's screen.
00:33:56
And then I. Whenever. That's when you show
00:33:59
this.
00:34:00
Yeah, because you yelled at me, but I'm trying.
00:34:01
I kept setting it back up. I'm like, I got it.
00:34:03
I yell words.
00:34:07
My bad.
00:34:07
And I'm like, that's all right, okay. He'll come back.
00:34:08
I was like, yeah, you know, it's not touching.
00:34:10
So I'm like, no, there's there's another window.
00:34:14
If you go to the actual, invite window, there's like the third one for you.
00:34:18
It's, there's three for for draw.
00:34:19
The third one says open this so that you can push stingers.
00:34:24
That's the most configured.
00:34:25
Believe it or not, what you did so far was the easy part.
00:34:32
Everybody looks great except for the text.
00:34:34
They're all over.
00:34:35
You are all like the text on my face.
00:34:38
Oh, it's gone now.
00:34:39
So we don't use any of those any of those scenes up there that you see,
00:34:43
we don't use any of those. We just keep it on auto.
00:34:45
What's highlight?
00:34:46
What's add to scene one. Yep.
00:34:48
Add don't add any.
00:34:49
Don't change the scenes.
00:34:50
The only thing that the only button
00:34:51
that you need to know is basically highlight and hide.
00:34:54
So no no no no don't click stuff.
00:34:55
So now I don't want to click anything.
00:34:57
I can click everything and I'll fix it.
00:35:00
But it just makes it easier if we do it the same.
00:35:02
Oh all right here we go.
00:35:03
All right.
00:35:03
The one thing though, listen, this is I used this for a long time,
00:35:05
and this is, this is the stupidest thing. So you have a mac, right?
00:35:08
So you're going to hit command instead of control, right?
00:35:10
I got that part at least. Whatever.
00:35:13
If you hit control and highlight on any person, it'll take over the
00:35:17
this this thing too.
00:35:20
Yeah. Well you can just click highlight. It looks like.
00:35:22
Right, right.
00:35:23
But if you click highlight it takes over the whole screen.
00:35:26
If you hold command and do it you'll, you'll take over
00:35:29
like the video window portion.
00:35:31
So when you're sharing.
00:35:34
Show us an example.
00:35:36
We can post we around with this on the Brady Georgia okay.
00:35:41
Yeah let's do that. Oh yeah.
00:35:43
Oh I do want to I do.
00:35:44
There is a teaser I do have a half an hour door is already crashing out.
00:35:51
Right.
00:35:52
I've got a teaser now.
00:35:53
So we do have an official interview.
00:35:55
It is a written interview unfortunately.
00:35:57
So I will be reading it out loud.
00:35:58
The guy did not want to be on the show.
00:36:00
He didn't seem fully reluctant, but I didn't push him too, too hard.
00:36:02
But, the gentleman who is selling the bag of air,
00:36:06
there is some interesting there is some interesting insight.
00:36:09
He the guy seems like he's covered his bases.
00:36:12
I don't know this.
00:36:13
This seems extremely legitimate and may go over as a milestone event,
00:36:17
in my opinion, that not only the last match air,
00:36:20
but the fact that this is something that can be done.
00:36:24
So we can discuss
00:36:24
that, we can discuss that as we go or whenever you want.
00:36:28
You can play.
00:36:28
They are uploaded there.
00:36:30
They were, set to,
00:36:34
Whatever.
00:36:35
Whatever that's called.
00:36:39
This is interesting.
00:36:40
I don't know which. Oh, I see him there. Okay.
00:36:43
They were set to a time, and then they'll, like, show up when that time hit.
00:36:46
What do you call?
00:36:50
Schedule.
00:36:51
I think the word you're looking for schedules.
00:36:53
Yeah.
00:36:53
So what I, I don't I don't have a schedule, ever.
00:36:56
So whenever you want to play video one that's on you
00:36:59
because that's, free for YouTube.
00:37:00
But the second one does have some copyright in it.
00:37:02
So that is rumble only.
00:37:04
So if you want to watch part two,
00:37:06
you do have to stick around for the rumble side of it.
00:37:08
But, okay, I'll be here.
00:37:10
The guy supposedly allegedly this may be video of him
00:37:15
throughout the entire night, so may or may not be, I don't know.
00:37:18
But we also have an actual interview from him as well.
00:37:21
So John Cena here, if I don't kick everybody off, I'm going to try a banner.
00:37:25
You ready? Let's try it.
00:37:29
Look at that dude.
00:37:30
It's so simple. Banner.
00:37:33
There's a banner going to build website ticker.
00:37:36
Ticker. Oh the ticker.
00:37:37
Yeah. Sorry. Oh yeah I don't wear the white ones.
00:37:39
Get the website off of there.
00:37:42
The ticker,
00:37:44
email is fladge rants at gmail.com.
00:37:46
If you communicate that way and you don't want to.
00:37:49
I should take that. I'm a chicken.
00:37:50
No, you're right.
00:37:52
Should we make an offer on the bag?
00:37:54
I think fried should make an offer on the bag.
00:37:57
There.
00:38:00
I don't subscribe to anything.
00:38:01
Chicken is always to be seen.
00:38:03
My grandma knitted that.
00:38:04
Yeah, You can.
00:38:06
So, allegedly, he says that he has received offers
00:38:11
of more than you would think.
00:38:14
It says right there.
00:38:16
No, he. No, he hasn't
00:38:18
but that so he does claim that he he.
00:38:21
So there is some skepticism to be had as well.
00:38:24
So I don't know.
00:38:25
We don't need to dive into this right now. I kind of want to tease it.
00:38:27
No, no, no.
00:38:28
Yeah I'm going to do the first I want to get more topic for
00:38:30
I kind of want to say more topic centric on the front end.
00:38:32
And then we haven't really graze the surface.
00:38:35
What happened to compound?
00:38:36
I don't understand what's going on here.
00:38:38
Oh, compound is where are we going to start doing next I think I subscribe
00:38:43
and then it want to camp had had no no no no no I'm sorry draw you know
00:38:48
it's fine I did zero research I did zero I wrote a couple notes and that was it.
00:38:52
That's as far as we're ending a segment.
00:38:54
So I was just looking into the future.
00:38:57
I was like, what should we do for February?
00:38:59
Well, I know what we're doing this week and subscribe.
00:39:02
I looking forward to February and compound.
00:39:05
You were compounding the issue.
00:39:07
So I know, I know bedroom class I'm sorry.
00:39:10
The greenhouse,
00:39:11
lighthouse, warehouse, playground, driveway, sidewalk, highway, rail road.
00:39:14
Mailbox door not boot burst open keyboard, desktop.
00:39:17
Laptops. Headphones.
00:39:18
Somebody, anybody. Nobody ever heard this one.
00:39:20
And they do one thing that do something yourself
00:39:22
and something self a self, a self, a self, a self, a self themself.
00:39:25
That's a lot of pronoun man, spokesman, salesman, workman, craftsman.
00:39:28
Chairman. Lawmaker. Paycheck.
00:39:30
Workplace. Workforce. Workday. Workload.
00:39:32
Overtime. Software. Hardware.
00:39:33
Database. Network. Framework. Feedback.
00:39:35
Worldview. Mindset. Self-worth. Self esteem.
00:39:37
Self control.
00:39:38
Child of adulthood. Friendship. Leadership.
00:39:39
Worship. Online. Offline.
00:39:41
Email. Website. Username. Password.
00:39:42
Cell phone. Typewriter. Newspaper. Hand writing.
00:39:44
Some type of moon light. Star lights.
00:39:46
Rainbow. Raindrop. Snowfall.
00:39:47
Earthquake. Wildfire.
00:39:48
Hillside. Grassland. Sea bird. Starfish.
00:39:49
Jellyfish. Ladybug. Dragonfly.
00:39:51
Anytime. Sometime. Sometimes. Meantime. Meanwhile. Nowadays.
00:39:54
Like yesterday. Today. Tonight. Whenever. Whenever. Whatever. Whatever.
00:39:56
Weather without billows I nevertheless notwithstanding for the more the former
00:40:00
whenever whatsoever whatsoever wheresoever when so when the the window
00:40:03
the wherein here before, the after before hand.
00:40:05
Meanwhile elsewhere. Upside down. Before.
00:40:07
Downstream. Upstream. Cross.
00:40:09
Cut off.
00:40:09
Shut down. Start out, check out.
00:40:10
Make a back up log and set up.
00:40:12
Draw back, go back, break through. Stand out. Run around.
00:40:14
Look around out. Call me. Pulled out, pulled up.
00:40:16
Keep down I'm up.
00:40:17
Time like span like time I got a busy babysitter.
00:40:20
Babysitting. Backseat headline, sideline piece.
00:40:22
Like, get my bloodstream, bloodstream and fingerprint footprint outside here.
00:40:25
Cut here like a lost sunset.
00:40:26
Moon rock. Close that did point me.
00:40:28
Grasshopper would work with my wife.
00:40:30
I prove when I'm proof, I prove heavyweight.
00:40:32
Lightweight. Air tight. Nationwide.
00:40:33
Worldwide. Homeland. Hometown. Birthright.
00:40:35
Card. Backhand.
00:40:36
Forehand. Overhand.
00:40:37
Forehand. Long. Shorten it. Shortlisting. Shortlist.
00:40:39
The whole shortlist. The whole song. That's the bull.
00:40:40
Shortlist of bull. Shortlist of bull. Short lessons.
00:40:43
So you got stuck.
00:40:45
That's fantastic.
00:40:47
Let's compound words.
00:40:49
I know it was always
00:40:51
my idea to have a one word topic and we've done it.
00:40:54
Done so for 140 consecutive shows.
00:40:57
Awesome. I, I thought it was compound words.
00:41:00
We can kind of cheat the system.
00:41:02
That's all I was thinking,
00:41:05
like I'm always looking for a double entendre
00:41:07
or Triple Entente, but,
00:41:13
and I'm always looking for like a vocabulary term, maybe enlightened.
00:41:17
Some people show the,
00:41:19
get some in some culture in us,
00:41:23
put some learning out there so you could say,
00:41:27
but I like to.
00:41:30
I like a counterintuitive idea.
00:41:31
I like, to throw a curveball, like, choose a topic
00:41:36
and then choose a weird angle.
00:41:39
What I really wanted to talk about, you know, how what I like to do.
00:41:42
And I was just trying to get ahead of the game a bit,
00:41:47
and, we got,
00:41:49
I do like having, a series, like, a month long series of topics.
00:41:54
So, you know, a mount Rushmore, if you would. Oh.
00:41:59
The one thing of Mount Rushmore is they are not ranked one through four.
00:42:03
It is just.
00:42:04
Oh, there's not four.
00:42:09
Does anybody remember my Mount
00:42:10
Rushmore of Macedonians?
00:42:13
Mother Theresa told me,
00:42:17
Alexander the Great and
00:42:22
Socrates
00:42:24
littering and littering and
00:42:28
I don't know what that is.
00:42:30
Did you remember?
00:42:31
I don't think nothing could stop me.
00:42:33
All the way up.
00:42:38
What was this?
00:42:39
Just remember
00:42:41
the four.
00:42:44
Oh, yeah.
00:42:45
The Macedonian one.
00:42:47
Yeah. That's what, that's what?
00:42:48
Yeah. Well, most people don't even realize, you know.
00:42:51
No, it wasn't Socrates.
00:42:54
It was Archimedes. But,
00:42:57
But no, those are good to Alexander the Great.
00:43:00
Mother Theresa.
00:43:01
Ptolemy. Yeah.
00:43:04
Archimedes.
00:43:05
That's that's a pretty good list of folks.
00:43:08
I. I can't even point out Macedonia on the map,
00:43:12
but north east of Greece.
00:43:16
Is it still called that?
00:43:18
It's called that again.
00:43:24
It used to be Yugoslavia.
00:43:27
Oh, they make great cars.
00:43:29
No, they do not.
00:43:33
I'm going to have to just label this early earlier.
00:43:36
Can you label something earlier?
00:43:37
Yeah. Label it earlier.
00:43:40
But from now. From now.
00:43:42
Can I have labeled it earlier?
00:43:44
Yes. You could not have. Yes.
00:43:46
You could have labeled earlier.
00:43:47
Earlier there.
00:43:49
Is there a 5050 chance that I could have labeled it earlier.
00:43:52
Yeah.
00:43:53
That's it. It's a coin flip.
00:43:55
Yeah. May I argue in your case for that?
00:43:57
Yeah, you can argue whatever case you want.
00:44:00
What you want to say is there's a 5050 chance
00:44:04
that my wife will come home on time, but
00:44:08
there is not a 5050 chance that a plane will crash into my house.
00:44:12
It's not 5050, Brady.
00:44:14
Even if you've got two choices,
00:44:17
the one is definitely has a more weighted probability.
00:44:21
Yeah, neither one of them are going to,
00:44:24
but the outcome is,
00:44:30
your Muddy Waters.
00:44:31
No. If, dude, if you have a switch on the wall, the light turns on or off,
00:44:37
you can't say, well, you look pretty comfortable on the couch.
00:44:40
So there's a way, way greater chance that he was going to turn it off than he was
00:44:43
then. He was going to.
00:44:44
But I said that he was going to leave it on.
00:44:46
Then he was going to turn it off because he was comfortable on the couch.
00:44:48
So the chances went up that he was going to leave it at like, none of that matters.
00:44:52
When my whole point was there's a 5050 chance of light, it stays on or turns off,
00:44:57
right?
00:44:59
There are two positions,
00:45:01
but no, no, no, there's no.
00:45:04
And then an electrician doesn't want to hear that
00:45:06
there's two positions, but I guess one of them can be a hold position.
00:45:10
And sometimes it's an off.
00:45:11
There has to be a break in the middle. So there I guess there are difference.
00:45:13
But then the third one would argue that it spends more time
00:45:18
on that off.
00:45:22
Policy.
00:45:22
Now you move the goalpost.
00:45:23
My argument was that he was too lazy to get up to turn it off.
00:45:26
Okay, so I agree.
00:45:29
You can say other facts that have nothing to do with the outcome.
00:45:33
That's
00:45:35
right.
00:45:37
What do you want the outcome to be?
00:45:43
I, I don't
00:45:45
I don't desire a specific outcome.
00:45:48
I just want it to, correspond with the,
00:45:53
truth evidence.
00:45:55
Well,
00:45:57
so evidence can be wrong.
00:46:01
Evidence can be wrong.
00:46:02
Let's review. No.
00:46:06
Sure can.
00:46:07
Evidence could be wrong.
00:46:09
What if the evidence they read into the into the court?
00:46:12
I shot the clerk.
00:46:13
I shot the clerk.
00:46:16
That's not.
00:46:16
That's testimony. That's not evidence.
00:46:20
It's limited evidence.
00:46:22
Testimony can be evidence.
00:46:25
Circumstantial.
00:46:26
I mean, we could put adjectives in front of it, but
00:46:29
evidence can be wrong.
00:46:31
There could be new evidence presented that outdated all evidence.
00:46:34
Okay. I see in front of you.
00:46:37
I accept that evidence can be wrong.
00:46:40
So how are we?
00:46:44
How are we going to get to the bottom of this?
00:46:45
How are we going to prove, I, I plan on filtering out all of the wrong evidence.
00:46:53
What the fuck happened to George?
00:46:54
Did he just turn into the Tron dude?
00:46:56
Yeah. Arthur's filters.
00:46:58
He's going to just turn the filters on and crash the entire fucking thing.
00:47:02
And he's going to. I guess they don't.
00:47:05
I guess they're fun to play with.
00:47:06
But at least he's not playing with the don't play with the top buttons.
00:47:10
That's fine.
00:47:10
In fact, you see at the very upper left where it says see what you got buttons?
00:47:15
Now just click scene Preview.
00:47:17
That'll help us all know.
00:47:22
I'll just play cooking with Cats.
00:47:25
There's cocks.
00:47:27
I don't cook with cocks.
00:47:30
In fact, there's only one thing that I do with cocks, and it's my own.
00:47:35
Oh, okay.
00:47:36
Oh, we're going to play with it.
00:47:38
No, I don't know what the fuck.
00:47:41
I like to fuck with it.
00:47:44
You can replace my screen.
00:47:47
See, this is a problem.
00:47:48
This is a little bit of a problem.
00:47:50
I love it. The.
00:47:52
I used to be able to.
00:47:54
I used to be able to prepare what I'll be like.
00:47:56
What's the word I'm looking for?
00:47:57
That means you make something ready to go.
00:48:00
Appear.
00:48:01
I used to be able to prepare the video, and I could almost intuitively
00:48:04
guess where you were leading, or at least just go in order.
00:48:08
Yeah, now I, I have to do this first,
00:48:12
but you can't see me doing it.
00:48:13
But I'm hitting share because if I. Otherwise I'm not on the screen.
00:48:16
And then by that time the timing
00:48:19
there's talking with cocks.
00:48:22
We're going to make some chicken curry.
00:48:24
Thai soup.
00:48:25
Yeah.
00:48:25
Don't fuck it up.
00:48:26
Talking mushrooms, ginger drumsticks.
00:48:28
Are they really lemongrass?
00:48:30
Give me those.
00:48:30
Cut your fucking mushroom.
00:48:32
Way to describe this size.
00:48:33
This is a miniature banana.
00:48:35
It's so cute.
00:48:37
Tell me I'm not right. Banana. Banana.
00:48:39
That's fucking stupid. Okay, can we focus for a second? Hello?
00:48:42
Slice your fucking ginger.
00:48:43
You're supposed to beat these. What?
00:48:45
I don't know, find me something to hit them with.
00:48:47
The coconut milk.
00:48:48
The coconut.
00:48:49
We're going to smash the lemongrass.
00:48:52
Tell them that we're going to slice four chicken breasts.
00:48:54
I swear, I swear, we're going to cut for chicken breasts.
00:48:57
Is that what you mean by square? No.
00:48:58
Medium.
00:48:59
Heat two tablespoons of coconut oil for two tablespoons of Thai red curry.
00:49:03
It's actually a paste. It's not powdered in the jar.
00:49:06
You're so annoying.
00:49:07
No one gives a fuck for fucking sliced up chicken breast.
00:49:10
Two containers of you're talking mushrooms chopped up.
00:49:12
Okay, be serious for a second. Sorry.
00:49:14
What is the two small bananas and one lemongrass stick?
00:49:17
We forgot the green tie.
00:49:19
Courtney forgot the shit. It worked.
00:49:22
I spit it in there.
00:49:23
Cook this down on medium heat for five minutes.
00:49:26
I think you should have another take. I didn't like that.
00:49:28
When she like about it.
00:49:29
While you were yelling,
00:49:30
I tell them to add three and a half cups of coconut milk
00:49:33
and two cans of coconut milk.
00:49:35
It doesn't matter what country, you can't control the volume.
00:49:38
What if the can is triple this?
00:49:39
Can I control the volume of this size?
00:49:42
Three chicken 022 of these in there.
00:49:46
Why don't you just. Seriously, I want to know.
00:49:48
You know very well these two people know each other.
00:49:50
Don't lie.
00:49:51
One I don't know how he got her cream.
00:49:53
Cover it for 45 minutes on medium heat.
00:49:56
Squeeze three limes into your soup.
00:49:58
Salt to taste. Taste it.
00:50:00
Add salt until it's kind of like the cheese.
00:50:01
Looks like she's going.
00:50:02
Oh. Instead, we just talked about the plastic on top.
00:50:06
And then oh wait for a little sprouts.
00:50:09
Can you wait? I hate that move.
00:50:13
Oh my god, no one has to sound like that is the worst.
00:50:16
No, no.
00:50:17
What is wrong with you?
00:50:18
Great job.
00:50:19
You were you good? Are you hungry? Don't say that okay.
00:50:21
Great job.
00:50:22
Are you an asshole?
00:50:23
It's a good. Whatever. We're.
00:50:26
Are you hungry? Yeah.
00:50:26
They might be related.
00:50:28
Or friends, or so I don't know.
00:50:30
I don't know how you got Courtney Cox on his show, but he did.
00:50:34
How do we do that?
00:50:39
You wait
00:50:39
till the celebrity is kind of washed up, and then you then you ask them
00:50:43
on your show, and they're pretty desperate at that point.
00:50:48
I don't know, cameo.
00:50:49
You have to cost $1 million an episode for her to go on.
00:50:52
Friends. Yeah, yeah. Now, now,
00:50:55
how did that work out,
00:50:57
Yeah. Now you see what's going on.
00:50:58
Pretty well.
00:51:02
I mean, except for that, the dude who died.
00:51:05
Chandler can't do that.
00:51:08
Okay.
00:51:09
So fun fact I don't think we can cut you to.
00:51:15
What?
00:51:15
We can't.
00:51:16
When their service was called Bing.
00:51:18
Oh. One browser, one browser.
00:51:21
Yeah.
00:51:22
Let's go thing Bing, which is friends doesn't have a Bing,
00:51:25
but as long as the internet still does, Oh yeah.
00:51:29
Bing.
00:51:30
And they're bing.
00:51:33
Oh. So I'm going to try and keep these up because now I see
00:51:35
I used to have the chat right there in, StreamYard and I'm working on it.
00:51:40
I got a thing called Social Stream or whatever.
00:51:42
It's a copy of it. We're going to have everything.
00:51:44
It's literally the name of the studio is Clone Yard, so I don't care.
00:51:48
So where do I find one thing for me, I could do that.
00:51:51
The name of the thing is called
00:51:54
Clone Yard.
00:51:56
Oh, that's great.
00:51:58
You can do that.
00:51:59
Yeah, I do like that.
00:52:01
How do I do it for you? I'm good.
00:52:04
I can't go back to it.
00:52:07
I'm fine, Ryan said.
00:52:09
That's like the Billy Joel song.
00:52:10
But I said, it's so fucking late that I don't know what song he right meant.
00:52:15
Gary. It's been proven.
00:52:16
Mother Teresa was one of the worst people ever.
00:52:21
I know Christopher Hitchens was,
00:52:24
when play devil's advocate to get her not canonized or
00:52:30
or sanctified or whatever next, I think to have the chat.
00:52:35
There's a huge delay on Rumble too.
00:52:36
I never noticed that
00:52:39
huge delay like 30s,
00:52:41
but the time I talking in the monologue
00:52:44
because of the delay.
00:52:47
Yeah, yeah.
00:52:48
Were you watching Rumble?
00:52:51
No. I was watching this screen,
00:52:53
watching my mouth and mouth and match the voice.
00:52:58
So my mom,
00:53:00
my voice, what I can, what I can do is what I used to do in the old days.
00:53:03
You know, the old days.
00:53:04
We used to use this before we went to StreamYard.
00:53:06
And I would give you a whole nother camera instead of the full screen.
00:53:09
Maybe I'll try that so you can still see yourself.
00:53:11
Wait, no. You should have a view of yourself.
00:53:13
Yeah, I see you in that.
00:53:15
Yeah, yeah, look at that.
00:53:17
Don't look at the, Oh, yeah.
00:53:20
There's going to be
00:53:22
there's the me there.
00:53:24
And then there's the me there.
00:53:27
Right.
00:53:28
So the me there is just so that you can see you in the me there
00:53:31
so that you can see the stingers and everything that's happening
00:53:34
which is working out very well.
00:53:35
Might I might add. Yeah.
00:53:37
Thank you.
00:53:37
I hope I hope that as the hours go on, though, the delay doesn't get worse.
00:53:40
But the conversation is better.
00:53:43
We always talk over each other on StreamYard.
00:53:44
This is wonderful.
00:53:46
There is like to that point.
00:53:48
What do you mean zero advantage over each other right now at all?
00:53:50
That didn't happen though.
00:53:52
Separated like two weeks early can but the time over like a telephone call.
00:53:57
I just think part of our charm, the difference was, is
00:54:02
we interrupted because we were talking over each other
00:54:04
4 or 5 seconds later because we were on different time streams.
00:54:09
Hey, hey, hey, I have that somewhere.
00:54:13
See, here's a problem cuz I lost the thumbnail.
00:54:14
So now I have sandwich one, sandwich two, sandwich three, sandwich four.
00:54:17
I got to relabel those so I know what the fuck they have.
00:54:19
Grammar one, grammar two, grammar three.
00:54:20
I honestly the same, but hey, go back every four.
00:54:25
Yeah.
00:54:26
Cool thing is, is it doesn't cut out for you.
00:54:29
Oh yeah. Right.
00:54:30
Oh shut up okay.
00:54:31
We're going to be so useful right.
00:54:34
That's right.
00:54:34
There's only one that cuts the sound,
00:54:37
you know, for obvious reasons.
00:54:41
So. Right.
00:54:41
I'm in nerd topics.
00:54:43
I don't subscribe to, Disney Plus,
00:54:47
but I got logged in and
00:54:52
I got,
00:54:54
I got caught up on the Obi-Wan
00:54:56
Kenobi, series I watched.
00:55:00
All make sense.
00:55:02
And then.
00:55:02
And then there's Andor, which kind of reminds me of and or, you know,
00:55:09
well, the Mafia and dork
00:55:12
and backslash or like,
00:55:15
like it's an Oxford backslash.
00:55:19
Yeah.
00:55:22
So let's say that
00:55:23
those two words together back on and they seem pretty,
00:55:26
pretty like, I can't say Oxford backslash.
00:55:30
Oh, I'm not trying to be like.
00:55:31
I'm putting words here.
00:55:34
Is email a compound word?
00:55:37
No is not a word. So
00:55:41
I didn't think so.
00:55:42
It is a he was a word.
00:55:44
It is a word.
00:55:46
He is a word.
00:55:48
It is okay.
00:55:49
Next.
00:55:50
Next week the topic is E.
00:55:54
It's probably not even spelled E
00:55:58
o. I wouldn't even be spelled e.
00:56:00
Why isn't you spelled u?
00:56:03
It is spelled, you know, it's easier.
00:56:06
That's, It's e e l e w e is how you spell you.
00:56:15
You can't believe I'm asking e spelling.
00:56:18
Okay, how do you spell.
00:56:21
Oh, I did notice we get,
00:56:23
lots more comments when I mispronounce realize things.
00:56:27
Small comments e e I e e y and y
00:56:31
are the last week I said Copen igen.
00:56:36
And I do realize Haagen-Dazs has three
00:56:38
A's and Copenhagen has one A.
00:56:42
And then there was a show I'm watching the bear
00:56:45
and one of the chefs went to Copenhagen.
00:56:47
La la la la la la la la la la la la.
00:56:49
No spoilers. I'm in the middle of season three.
00:56:52
Oh. Oh no, wait, we finished season three.
00:56:55
We just started watching the wait.
00:56:56
Is there a new season happening?
00:56:58
No. Season two is Copenhagen.
00:57:01
All right, go ahead. Sorry. My bad.
00:57:05
But, I just heard an expert,
00:57:08
and I kind of trust the expert.
00:57:11
I grew up with, and I kind of trust the expert.
00:57:15
Okay.
00:57:15
Well, if you didn't, if you don't like.
00:57:18
And you were to hear Wiz Khalifa talk last week.
00:57:21
Yeah. Which I'd like to revisit if we have time.
00:57:23
But we don't have to dive in right now.
00:57:24
But, yeah, I would like to. We do.
00:57:27
We do have to dive in.
00:57:29
I just don't understand how you could go.
00:57:31
Oh, he sounds like an expert.
00:57:34
I heard the name Kristen before.
00:57:36
I heard the name Kirsten or Kirsten.
00:57:38
And so Kristen seems like the normal name.
00:57:42
And Kirsten and Kirsten seem like, like,
00:57:45
offshoots of this.
00:57:46
But anyway, Kirsten Dunst, they're all independent.
00:57:49
But after her Spider-Man two,
00:57:54
I think
00:57:54
she was the love interest in one of the Spider-Man movies.
00:57:57
Anyway, with Tobey Maguire.
00:58:00
Maybe. Maybe not. I don't even know.
00:58:01
But Kirsten Dunst was in a different movie where her character
00:58:06
was supposed to be from Port Huron.
00:58:09
Someone from Port Huron would say Port Huron, Port Huron.
00:58:14
She pronounced it Port Huron.
00:58:19
Huron. Now,
00:58:21
I was that much younger than I am now.
00:58:23
When I found out that Oregon was Oregon,
00:58:27
not Oregon like I pronounce that my entire life.
00:58:30
So the way I want to go with this is pronounce
00:58:35
the thing the way the natives of the thing pronounce this them
00:58:40
out of respect, out of respect.
00:58:43
I say Oregon, but I say Oregon Trail
00:58:47
or I say Oregon, but I say Oregon Trail. Oh,
00:58:52
so that's the words no.
00:58:53
No consistency.
00:58:54
No, I hate I don't know why it matters.
00:58:57
I mean, you know what they're saying, so who cares, right?
00:59:00
But I gotta say sports Huron. And you'd go there.
00:59:03
Yeah. Yeah, I know what that is.
00:59:04
Yeah. You could say go step on the brake.
00:59:06
Or even worse, stop.
00:59:07
Step on the gas. See some words. Do matter.
00:59:09
Write some words. Definitely.
00:59:11
Yeah. You pronounce pronounce.
00:59:13
Realized that wrong, but I, I go
00:59:17
for this pronunciation for fun.
00:59:22
See, this makes people laugh
00:59:25
when I say something about the 17th time I say Superman.
00:59:30
Well, it gets annoying.
00:59:31
And then you get sporty
00:59:33
and then it gets super annoying and then it gets even funnier.
00:59:37
I don't like Superman, I like Spiderman
00:59:39
spiderman's good one punch Superman though he's not Jewish.
00:59:43
You're saying you're wrong. Draw.
00:59:46
How do I do that? Things.
00:59:47
How do I go to the things I can't find?
00:59:50
I don't have another. Why do I have a tab that even is.
00:59:53
What's this separate shoot screen? Share a link.
00:59:55
Because all I can do is just like, view myself.
00:59:57
And which is what I was going through earlier. It.
01:00:00
I could catch myself right, right when I do it.
01:00:03
Oh, if you hit that see, it says
01:00:06
share screen with others.
01:00:07
It takes, it gets, it takes you out, takes you place on your screen.
01:00:11
So if you want to share screen and you be on the screen,
01:00:13
you have to open up another slot also to open up another slot.
01:00:19
And the buttons. That's the hook.
01:00:20
So you need you need remote, you need the remote controller.
01:00:24
So if you go to the if you go to the invite page, there's four for you.
01:00:27
The third one you got to open it.
01:00:30
It's very complicated.
01:00:31
We'll do that if you if you want to do the
01:00:32
if you if you don't do the stingers, we can do it now.
01:00:35
No. Yeah, I'm working on it.
01:00:37
I'm really working on it. You don't understand what I did in a week.
01:00:39
I have no control. I don't do it all. The back end.
01:00:42
I don't ever understand what anyone does.
01:00:43
Well, the show's happening. That's all that's important.
01:00:46
Oh, yeah? Yeah, let's do that instead.
01:00:49
So if I were to share this.
01:00:50
What's going on here?
01:00:51
Yeah. There you go. That's great. Right here.
01:00:53
So. Yeah.
01:00:55
Then I can do this. Hold on.
01:00:56
So I can hit control and hit highlight.
01:00:58
And it does that.
01:00:59
Yeah. Why did your screen disappear earlier.
01:01:01
My mind isn't, because you have to open and I don't.
01:01:06
Oh, you got an echo.
01:01:07
Wonder what the echo is.
01:01:09
It's not allowed to go.
01:01:10
So listen, there's.
01:01:12
Yeah.
01:01:12
You got to push the
01:01:13
leave the mic on your shared window, but hit the hit the, speaker,
01:01:17
turn the speaker off on your shared window so you can't hear it, and we can.
01:01:21
We don't hear the we don't hear the double.
01:01:22
Just you do double.
01:01:26
It stopped it. Right.
01:01:27
Oh it's not going out live so that it doesn't. Yeah okay.
01:01:31
So wait I play the
01:01:34
it's funny because, you know, this is the only thing that I really had off hand.
01:01:37
So so I don't know what a test we can play the.
01:01:42
Oh I was let's pick you up.
01:01:43
Play it I'll play like a story.
01:01:46
You tell me I won't play gentleman.
01:01:50
We work it out. We can. Oh.
01:01:51
How close was he to the magic when he told us so?
01:01:53
We see that.
01:01:54
We see the bag. Do you want me to play the.
01:01:57
He did not tell me exactly.
01:02:00
I didn't want to pester him for, like what actual seat number?
01:02:02
Because I don't know the, you know, the layout of the fucking venue and whatnot.
01:02:05
All right? It matters.
01:02:07
It matters to everyone.
01:02:08
It should.
01:02:09
But but there was a lot of air in that stadium that night.
01:02:13
Yeah.
01:02:13
So did you imagine the implications going forward?
01:02:17
No, no, nothing is implied or inferred
01:02:22
except that he said that he scared somebody out of 1700 bucks.
01:02:26
Right.
01:02:26
This guy said I said, so this is
01:02:31
a charitable situation.
01:02:34
Oh, okay.
01:02:35
Did you ask which charity,
01:02:38
you can fund?
01:02:39
And there's our children.
01:02:41
So, so in the, in the description.
01:02:42
So we'll, we'll go over the description because this is interesting as well.
01:02:45
So for some reason it didn't scroll down in the view
01:02:48
screen here unless there was like a delay.
01:02:51
Oh that's that's for you.
01:02:53
Are you sharing the same the right screen.
01:02:55
Maybe you opened something in it.
01:02:56
You didn't have to share the screen, share this tab and said yeah, here we go.
01:02:59
There you go. Yeah. You got it. So,
01:03:03
so condition new a brand new a new.
01:03:06
So I don't know if it's, that's new because isn't it used there.
01:03:10
How can you make the text any bigger.
01:03:11
We can't read that.
01:03:13
Is it new or used there?
01:03:14
They can just zoom in.
01:03:15
I'm pretty sure.
01:03:16
Those molecules.
01:03:17
Yeah, but that's digital.
01:03:18
Works great. Billions
01:03:20
with a be a brand new, unused, unopened.
01:03:24
But it was at one point right?
01:03:25
Undamaged item, including handmade items like wrestling.
01:03:28
So this guy does say that he has, like, other stuff for sale, but
01:03:32
I didn't see it, so I don't know exactly what's going on, but we can we can do.
01:03:35
So one thing.
01:03:37
Item description from the seller.
01:03:39
Disclaimer last week I had to take this down
01:03:41
because I had an issue with eBay, which required my account getting fixed
01:03:46
to standard as of today, December 29th, 2025.
01:03:49
This is still sealed notarized, so
01:03:54
he got this thing notarized.
01:03:56
Okay, so I discuss that with him briefly.
01:03:59
And of course crisp.
01:04:01
So apparently this air is crisp.
01:04:02
This is sealed air, crisp, very crisp.
01:04:07
So does he need this comma here?
01:04:10
Oh, notarized and, of course, crisp.
01:04:12
And of course,
01:04:15
notarized.
01:04:15
Then, of course, whatever. Okay.
01:04:18
Some people actually was asking that period.
01:04:24
So with that being said,
01:04:26
thank you I one word compounded,
01:04:30
for your patience.
01:04:33
I always try to deliver.
01:04:34
Proceeds will go towards Saint Jude Children's Research Hospital,
01:04:39
a charitable tax return for anyone who I give this to as a thank you.
01:04:44
Does that can you do that?
01:04:49
As long as I receive from you, I guess as long as.
01:04:52
Yeah, right.
01:04:53
I guess as long as you're, But I guess, like, third hand,
01:04:56
you're selling it to him, and then somehow he's giving it to Saint Jude.
01:05:00
So I do.
01:05:02
I, I used to do a lot of eBay, a lot of cheap computer parts and whatnot.
01:05:06
Seller does not accept returns.
01:05:09
So no matter what the fuck he says here, none of it matters.
01:05:13
Oh, so
01:05:14
Chris Beyer from John Cena's last match
01:05:18
the last time may have passed, but the memory still remains 17
01:05:22
never before seen the last champion
01:05:26
John Cena, has gave his All Against the rings.
01:05:29
Jenna Campbell is out.
01:05:31
The ring is Emily Gunther, right?
01:05:36
Gunther was no, I'm not as I retired both.
01:05:38
That's how they do it.
01:05:39
Gunther has now retired both Goldberg and the likes of John Cena.
01:05:43
December 13th, 2025 Saturday Night's Main Event was exactly that,
01:05:46
with superstars on the card as the WWE Undisputed Champion,
01:05:49
The American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes and NXT Champion Obafemi so Ruca
01:05:52
and Bayley the Phenomenal One, AJ styles and his tag team partner Dragon Lee.
01:05:59
Good.
01:06:00
I always do that with my brother.
01:06:01
Is AJ Lee.
01:06:04
In a dream? I'm
01:06:06
sorry that's offensive, but
01:06:08
as as well as
01:06:11
of, Javon Evans and Leon Slater.
01:06:16
The crowd at the Capital One Arena in Washington, DC was loud,
01:06:18
electric, and full of excitement.
01:06:20
While there, everyone was taking pictures.
01:06:22
I was seizing the moment, as we will see, and there is
01:06:26
there is some video support allegedly alleged video of this,
01:06:30
that he allegedly may have or may have not sent me.
01:06:34
While there, everyone was taking pictures.
01:06:36
I was seizing the moment. Literally.
01:06:38
You two can have this amazing moment
01:06:39
of not just WWE history, but wrestling history as a whole,
01:06:43
the product as a sports memorabilia memorabilia item
01:06:46
from John Cena's last match against Gunther in WWE wrestling.
01:06:50
This item captures the excitement and significance of the last time
01:06:53
these two wrestlers
01:06:54
faced off, making it a coveted piece for wrestling fans of wrestling.
01:06:57
With this connection to one of the most iconic moments
01:06:59
in wrestling history, this product is sure to be
01:07:01
a prized possession for any fan of the sport.
01:07:03
So notarized charity.
01:07:08
This guy
01:07:08
setting a bar in my opinion, right.
01:07:12
Back where the.
01:07:14
So I told them because I had a conversation, I go, look,
01:07:18
you have me maybe like,
01:07:20
let's let's Brady, let's get a business going.
01:07:23
Let's go on Shark Tank.
01:07:25
We'll sell people jars of air from the event that they were just that people.
01:07:29
People are upset about getting, not getting ticket stubs these days.
01:07:33
What have you had? A nice glass jar.
01:07:35
That is the air from that event that night.
01:07:38
That is something that you can't ever go back to.
01:07:40
But that air was there, right?
01:07:42
So it's like you can't ever
01:07:43
have that moment back with the air from that moment is in that glass jar.
01:07:47
This person is setting this precedent by making it a charitable donation.
01:07:50
So you're able to look at this and go, okay, someone paid this much money
01:07:54
for air from a event, regardless if it was charity or not.
01:07:58
So now you are setting a value
01:08:00
to something that is literally had zero value before you.
01:08:04
You can then
01:08:06
take everything off of that, off of that precedent right?
01:08:09
Yeah.
01:08:10
Are we not looking at the future of,
01:08:14
event memorabilia?
01:08:17
I hope not, this is terrible.
01:08:20
People keep ordering those mystery boxes with the collectible cards
01:08:25
and then the trinkets and junk and, chance
01:08:30
to have a, real piece of gold or whatever it is in these mystery boxes.
01:08:36
This is a bunch of crap.
01:08:39
A big waste of time.
01:08:40
These collectible things for charity.
01:08:44
This one's for charity to display.
01:08:47
It's just a waste of space.
01:08:50
Like, I've got enough cluttering up my house
01:08:54
without bags of air
01:08:57
and, And for what, $1,700?
01:09:00
I'm going to puncture the thing. Oops.
01:09:03
Now, I don't have the air, but at least I have a sandwich bag that was $1,700.
01:09:08
It would be really difficult to transfer the air from that sandwich
01:09:11
bag to another vessel, like.
01:09:12
Right. Yeah, yeah. So what?
01:09:15
You mentioned
01:09:17
this week, I mentioned that the paws, like the bag does have Porter, so.
01:09:21
Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:22
Plastic's not airtight,
01:09:26
is it?
01:09:26
What?
01:09:27
Wait, what?
01:09:30
It'll hold it for some of it for some time,
01:09:35
but it will go flat.
01:09:38
All right.
01:09:39
I think it will.
01:09:40
You could still, like, put it shelf.
01:09:42
And if somebody asks, go like, oh yeah, that's the air.
01:09:45
You're like, what do you. Oh I was for charity, dude.
01:09:47
And then you'll look at some baller ass motherfucker who donated $1,700 to a
01:09:52
to a children's charity.
01:09:53
Like, how do you not walk away with a winner?
01:09:55
Like, somebody wants to laugh at you, be like, yeah, it was for charity, though.
01:09:57
It's like it's just a gimmick. But, you know, like, right.
01:10:01
I guess it's just
01:10:05
like, I don't short of The Undertaker.
01:10:07
I don't know if there's been anyone who has put that much time into the company,
01:10:11
consecutively
01:10:13
and kind of carried it for a very, very long time and been a prominent
01:10:17
player in wrestling.
01:10:19
I like John Cena's movies.
01:10:22
I just watched, peacemaker.
01:10:26
Fantastic weird comedy. I what point?
01:10:28
I what point do you just go, well, I've got enough money,
01:10:30
why don't I just, like, have a dude do these celebrities is not have enough.
01:10:33
They don't have hobbies.
01:10:37
I think I like office space.
01:10:38
Like, what would you do? Like, what would you do
01:10:40
if you had a bunch of money? I would, I would do nothing.
01:10:43
I'd have like a shit ton of hobbies.
01:10:44
Like I wouldn't do what I mean, like, I wouldn't work,
01:10:47
I wouldn't need to get like a second part time job just to feel fulfilled.
01:10:51
Like I'd be doing all kinds of things.
01:10:53
I'd be like building stuff and like, growing shit and fucking around with things,
01:10:59
writing my monologues.
01:11:02
Right.
01:11:03
I would be writing your monologues.
01:11:04
Yeah.
01:11:05
See, there you go.
01:11:09
Right.
01:11:10
So it is interesting.
01:11:11
So another caveat. The gentleman here.
01:11:13
So he started our exchange.
01:11:15
I obviously reached out to him.
01:11:16
He returned, respond with a God bless and good morning.
01:11:20
Oh good.
01:11:24
I'm thinking that he's
01:11:25
using it some Somali or Indian or Bangladeshi guy who's using,
01:11:30
I guess what I'm starting to think the more I read his.
01:11:34
Oh yeah, the the grammar was atrocious.
01:11:38
No, not not fully. No.
01:11:41
So at the beginning, I asked him I asked him about the event, about,
01:11:44
the auction and stuff. So he said, about the match.
01:11:47
So I asked him about the, you know, about people around him
01:11:49
if they were satisfied with the ending
01:11:51
because there was a controversial ending of John Cena
01:11:54
tapping out to convert Gunther, the never Give up guy giving up to go.
01:11:58
Oh, yeah, he said the conclusion was mixed.
01:12:01
I believe everyone at home felt felt it too.
01:12:05
Like how Bruno Sammartino lost his first title.
01:12:08
Rihanna? Yeah, I don't know.
01:12:10
ID amid the arena was acquired.
01:12:13
Oh, and the arena was so quiet.
01:12:15
It was a typo.
01:12:17
You could hear the cars outside.
01:12:19
Mixed feelings, but definitely a range of care.
01:12:23
I feel it was needed and necessary.
01:12:25
He hasn't tapped in 20 years in to solidify that never give up style.
01:12:29
He gave behind the hard cans, so he was sitting behind the hard
01:12:32
cam section, not exactly behind, but up there
01:12:36
to enjoy the view
01:12:39
up where?
01:12:42
So was behind the hard cam section.
01:12:44
So usually that's about halfway up the, initial
01:12:47
like bleacher sets going up on the one side of of the arena.
01:12:52
Usually they're oval, oval shaped.
01:12:54
And you got the home cam looking at one side.
01:12:56
And so normally the you know,
01:12:58
you shoot once one side of the audience the entire time.
01:13:01
Right.
01:13:02
Oh that's a hard cam
01:13:04
I don't know where the soft cam is but somebody needs to make it hard.
01:13:07
No, not exactly behind, but up there.
01:13:10
So do you think it's better to get close to get, like, maybe like some John Cena?
01:13:15
Like some actual air from from the gentleman maybe.
01:13:17
Or ask him to blow into the bag
01:13:20
or the everything's going to travel to the top.
01:13:23
So you maybe have the most like consumption of, of
01:13:26
air, like good air quality air from the room.
01:13:30
You know,
01:13:31
because that's an electrifying atmosphere.
01:13:33
You want to you want to capture that, right? Yeah.
01:13:35
But you can fill a thousand bags, right?
01:13:39
That makes me wonder what where where does this end? You know what?
01:13:41
Yeah, yeah,
01:13:44
I don't know, but his.
01:13:45
So I asked him where he got this idea
01:13:47
from because I don't know if this is independent.
01:13:48
So he said that he saw people taking celebrity bitten sandwiches
01:13:52
and and he rolled with it.
01:13:53
So you've seen those things where like, oh, a celebrity half eaten banana or,
01:13:57
people sell it.
01:13:58
Oh, Adam Sandler ate this quarter of an apple and threw it away.
01:14:02
And I took it out of a
01:14:03
so he said, why not?
01:14:06
Oh, he, he said what John's referring to as John's
01:14:10
referring to John Cena when his song came period.
01:14:14
That last
01:14:15
electrified feeling you can't get anymore.
01:14:19
And that's what's in that fucking bag.
01:14:22
It's the electric feeling
01:14:24
of the intro music.
01:14:28
And then he also had to put over that.
01:14:29
He has a couple of his last cards as an active wrestler from Topps now collection
01:14:34
like oh gangster.
01:14:35
Yeah. He's shown here to show me.
01:14:38
He's like, wow bro.
01:14:41
Yeah, that's or it's memorabilia.
01:14:45
That's what he's the
01:14:49
Darth. No.
01:14:51
Right.
01:14:51
So it's a time resources.
01:14:54
Yeah, but it's just endless.
01:14:55
People have just money to throw it.
01:14:57
Shit like a piece of grass that, you know, Deion Sanders
01:15:01
farted on Robin, but because he fell in like it.
01:15:04
Oh my God.
01:15:05
Like, if people have money to waste on it, they'll just chuck money at it.
01:15:08
It seems quite interesting.
01:15:11
And at a certain point when you get enough money
01:15:13
and you don't have anything else, that's what you kind of lean on.
01:15:15
Like I've, I've seen and or heard of people that have been kind of like that.
01:15:21
And it's like, oh, you got nothing else.
01:15:22
You just, oh, let's be nice. Like, cool. That's cool for a while.
01:15:25
But then after a while, you never really get the value
01:15:27
for those items that you paid for them, unless you're getting some like rare,
01:15:32
rare thing and usually you're paying out your ass for it. But.
01:15:35
Right.
01:15:37
And why not just donate to Saint Jude
01:15:40
and not have to have a bag of.
01:15:42
You sat in a bar.
01:15:43
He sat in a bar with this, with this dynamic,
01:15:46
now we can go there and go, oh, why would I pay that much?
01:15:48
Well, look at this one. Sold for this much?
01:15:50
This one sold at auction for this much.
01:15:52
You know what?
01:15:53
That's what they.
01:15:54
That's literally what they go by.
01:15:55
Making value.
01:15:59
Well, so
01:16:00
this is, this is a second to last response here.
01:16:03
So, yeah, some things just write themselves in.
01:16:06
This Cinderella story had a happy ending.
01:16:07
I don't I don't recall watching that part in the match, but
01:16:11
maybe I need to rewatch that weird, Oh, wow.
01:16:15
Multiple. So I don't multiple podcast.
01:16:17
So we were talking about I told them I had heard it on a podcast.
01:16:20
It was either one of Vince Russo's podcast
01:16:22
or the Drew Lane podcast one or the other, I forget,
01:16:25
but I'm a wrestling fan in general, or sort of, or at least used to be.
01:16:29
It's hard to watch that shit nowadays, because it's all over the place on Netflix
01:16:33
and the streaming service and streaming service.
01:16:35
It's just, I don't know, I don't subscribe.
01:16:38
So I said, oh, wow, multiple, but I do.
01:16:40
But it's just hard to just watch.
01:16:41
Like, I don't know, it was
01:16:42
so much easier when it was this time, this day you turn this on and it goes,
01:16:46
now I've got to like, watch it, turn it on, go to Netflix
01:16:49
and then spend time to watch it.
01:16:50
And if I don't watch it all, I can pause it.
01:16:52
I can, then I come back to it and I never finish it.
01:16:55
And then the next one airs.
01:16:56
Because fucking. It's too much content.
01:16:58
They have too much shit.
01:16:59
It's too much stuff.
01:17:01
I don't know when when content, too much content is enough is too much content.
01:17:04
But all these services are buying all these,
01:17:07
all this content, you know, you have all these merging of.
01:17:10
Oh, yeah, you know, right.
01:17:13
The what,
01:17:14
you know, the content, landmark I was getting at
01:17:18
is 1000 hours.
01:17:21
I think in the next couple months,
01:17:24
we're going to hit 1000 hours of content.
01:17:30
I think about 900 hours.
01:17:32
Everything's watered down.
01:17:35
The more there is, the less
01:17:36
there's available to consume.
01:17:40
I think we get better every week.
01:17:46
Yeah, but there's a
01:17:47
there's a, there's a new, you know, 15 new versions of us every week or more.
01:17:51
You know what?
01:17:52
Yeah. Yeah.
01:17:53
There's there's it's not.
01:17:54
This is this is my bowling night.
01:17:56
I'm not doing it to succeed as a podcaster.
01:17:58
That's ridiculous.
01:17:59
Yeah, I do treat this video.
01:18:01
How do you get a thousand?
01:18:02
I just I gotta back up with the math a little bit.
01:18:06
We're we're close to 1000 hours.
01:18:08
I don't know, but we're gonna hit it at some point.
01:18:11
I mean, Brady and I, we're we're about halfway there.
01:18:16
Oh, we're about 500.
01:18:18
I mean, we're over here.
01:18:21
Yeah, right. Right. Right, right.
01:18:23
Yeah.
01:18:23
I'm not even counting the fact that you're I we want to suggest it,
01:18:28
pretty Madonna, your time
01:18:32
based on the franchise.
01:18:35
All of those things.
01:18:37
The smart one,
01:18:38
the smart.
01:18:42
Oh, roll.
01:18:43
Ready?
01:18:43
I'm going to do this for, Hold on.
01:18:46
Let me finish this up.
01:18:47
So, you know, our multiple podcasts I saw on social media post,
01:18:50
but while the original post, original post.
01:18:51
So his listing as what he's saying, reached over 3000 views
01:18:55
and 200 watchers, it was taken down because I never verified my account.
01:18:59
And once I did, I had to start over.
01:19:01
Which is okay.
01:19:02
Highest offer I saw was $1,000.
01:19:05
Done. Sports done sports. Stuff like Cena.
01:19:08
See, I don't think I, I don't think he I think he meant I haven't done
01:19:11
sports stuff like Cena's or how do I where I may, but tickets are.
01:19:16
I asked him if he would consider doing this again
01:19:18
and without another event, but
01:19:20
obviously the John Cena thing is kind of a milestone event, right?
01:19:23
I mean, the tickets are getting stupid high
01:19:25
and maybe after taxes and Cena was Cena was poetry.
01:19:29
I got the item notarized
01:19:31
and then he said, you're
01:19:32
welcome, because I kept thanking him and they said, yes, and it is crazy.
01:19:35
I'm glad it's notarized.
01:19:36
And hey, whoever likes it can have it.
01:19:38
Yes, Saint Jude's Research Hospital is a great hospital and company
01:19:43
with a great cause.
01:19:44
Children deserve a fighting chance in this cold world.
01:19:47
So that is his final
01:19:50
response.
01:19:53
And then, allegedly, he may have sent a video.
01:19:55
I don't know, allegedly.
01:19:58
All right, I can do this.
01:19:59
I'm going to get watch much faster at it, but I have to hit it, hit control,
01:20:03
hit highlight.
01:20:04
And let's look at that.
01:20:07
But it's not me in the corner to your video
01:20:10
seal saves and straight from the last bell.
01:20:15
This is seen as last match here.
01:20:18
YouTube is right here.
01:20:20
Come on. I see it's in the up somewhere.
01:20:23
I need it ready to scan I know, I know, just give me some
01:20:26
stuff, okay?
01:20:27
Prove me.
01:20:30
Don't you lose.
01:20:31
Go see that. To get some serious.
01:20:33
You got any Ziploc bags, bro?
01:20:35
What?
01:20:36
We need Ziploc bags for Sheamus.
01:20:38
Last match. Relax.
01:20:39
Ziploc bag? Nope. We're out. We need Ziploc bags.
01:20:41
You seen this last match? We're in the store right now.
01:20:43
Now, are you crawling? We're going to miss everything.
01:20:46
Going five over Sweden. Five over.
01:20:47
Feels like reverse. You'll get your bags. The stores right ahead.
01:20:50
If they're sold out, that's championship. They're gone forever.
01:20:52
It's just plastic bags, honey. They'll still be that.
01:20:54
Just money in. Bag him.
01:20:55
Wait. What? Where are they? Just sandwich bags.
01:20:58
Maybe those who work, honey, they look the same.
01:21:00
No, mom, these don't feel tight. The air with leak right out. Air.
01:21:02
From what? It's just a wrestling match. You don't need to catch it.
01:21:04
It's not just air duct. See this last match here?
01:21:07
I waited all week to catch the last match.
01:21:08
You don't have a single box? Not one.
01:21:10
How am I supposed to feel this breeze when the next bell rings?
01:21:12
But you know what? I'm not giving up talking and never gives up.
01:21:14
Neither do I give you a kiss. I'm dry for hitting another store right now.
01:21:17
Five only still feels like reverse. I'm driving.
01:21:19
From now on, you get your license renewed for I will.
01:21:21
But right now, before the final bell, not after.
01:21:23
But there's only fresh ones.
01:21:25
Mom, seriously, why don't you let us run out of bags?
01:21:26
We should have a whole box of. I'm waiting.
01:21:28
I need the good ones. Gallon double zipper for tonight.
01:21:30
It's John Cena's last match ever. I'm gonna catch the air.
01:21:32
I don't have time for this.
01:21:33
Tell me we were out. I just know this is important.
01:21:35
We got to hurry up to buckle up.
01:21:36
Mom, we are not missing their stride.
01:21:38
Normally doesn't get us in the building.
01:21:40
Not tonight, but for all the history to witness, you don't have to yell at people.
01:21:44
I should know better.
01:21:45
This is the last time we're going to get us arrested.
01:21:47
He gave 20 you tonight.
01:21:49
Am capping the finale.
01:21:51
Oh, people. Those seats you grabbed you up in the rafters.
01:21:53
I can't sniff a single breath of history from there.
01:21:55
I mean, floor, maybe. Front row. They're perfectly good.
01:21:57
These seats you bought are like, three miles from the ring.
01:21:59
I'm not catching a single whiff of history back there. What was for?
01:22:02
We're lucky we got in at all. No, no. List them.
01:22:04
Put them on line. Right now. I need for maybe front row.
01:22:06
I gotta snag that retirement air. Fresh Prince.
01:22:08
Do you know how expensive those are from the back and pay you back?
01:22:10
Double seven.
01:22:12
I told you, if you sold your ticket to mine, I can see closer to get better cash.
01:22:15
Now just wait. Here I go.
01:22:16
Catch the most magnificent wrestling in the last 25 years.
01:22:20
I wonder what's in the bag.
01:22:20
It's the catcher. Last match. Anderson.
01:22:22
This bottle itself can't take empty plastic bags inside.
01:22:24
It's empty. How many fill this thing? About two hours.
01:22:27
Empty plastic bags inside. Policy.
01:22:29
Come on, man, it's for the farewell breeze.
01:22:30
One Ziploc. That's all I need.
01:22:33
Please bring the last match here.
01:22:35
We're.
01:22:35
We have out to come to defeat.
01:22:43
Part two on Rumble.
01:22:44
On the Rumble side of things. Rumble exclusives.
01:22:47
We're on both permanently.
01:22:48
But, I mean, we're on YouTube temporarily.
01:22:52
Yeah. Like that.
01:22:53
Allegedly.
01:22:54
He sent that video over, so that's him?
01:22:57
Yes, that's clearly him. Obviously.
01:23:00
Yeah, yeah.
01:23:02
We're those Cheeto fingers.
01:23:05
It's food in general,
01:23:08
I like that.
01:23:09
That's what you said you about.
01:23:10
If all the things.
01:23:13
Well, everything else made perfect sense.
01:23:15
But, I mean, I wouldn't have Cheeto dust when I'm dealing with the most expensive
01:23:19
plastic bag ever.
01:23:21
Well, yeah, it's it's a it's a predicament.
01:23:23
He's in the venue and he has doesn't have his Ziploc bag, so.
01:23:26
Great.
01:23:27
Well, now what is covered in Cheeto fingerprints and on eBay,
01:23:33
there's a bunch of grease.
01:23:35
The worst.
01:23:38
It's very clean.
01:23:39
I mean, the his presentation is pretty clean.
01:23:41
It is, but it's
01:23:43
it's taken less, I buy it.
01:23:45
The first thing you do is put it in another bag right.
01:23:48
Oh, that's a good idea, I guess.
01:23:50
You double bag it. Yeah. Right. Or you put it in.
01:23:52
Yeah. You put the bag in the jar.
01:23:55
You put the spider in a jar.
01:23:57
Oh yeah. I did that earlier today. Actually.
01:23:59
Shout out to the Detroit band from way back when
01:24:03
literally called spider in a jar.
01:24:05
Yeah.
01:24:05
So he needed to have because you,
01:24:08
you could like, you could just say,
01:24:12
you know, you know, a notary and they could just notarize it.
01:24:15
Right?
01:24:15
So he knew a notary and I would I, I, I get
01:24:19
I didn't press among these questions but I ask him I go
01:24:21
so I don't know exactly how a notary works,
01:24:24
but you would
01:24:25
they would have to have witnessed it being bagged up.
01:24:28
So they were there and he said, yes, it's notarized.
01:24:31
So. Right, right.
01:24:33
They have to be there. Yes.
01:24:35
That's fucking weird.
01:24:38
Why is he taking all these extra steps, like on a whim he had to get?
01:24:42
Unless he just happens to be best friends with, with a notary.
01:24:45
And he's like, yeah.
01:24:50
You're a notary or you're best friends of the notary.
01:24:52
Deal.
01:24:53
Easy as a notary.
01:24:54
I went to a notary today. It's weird.
01:24:56
I haven't been to a notary in five years, even to be a notary.
01:25:00
So he's heard the word notary.
01:25:02
No job required it.
01:25:04
But trustworthy source.
01:25:06
Yeah.
01:25:07
I didn't saw the chat yet, so I'm just going to read them guys.
01:25:10
They secretly judge everyone
01:25:12
on their grammar, spelling, punctuation and the way they write.
01:25:16
Yeah, it's nice and legible or not like that or not.
01:25:19
No. This is very important if you consider yourself even slightly a
01:25:24
intelligent
01:25:26
juror.
01:25:27
You are something for buying wrestling memorabilia.
01:25:32
Something,
01:25:34
something
01:25:36
that's a compound word.
01:25:40
It is. Yes.
01:25:40
I had a link from a previous week that we never got to
01:25:43
when we were talking about granola,
01:25:45
it was more or less the Oxford comma stuff, but
01:25:48
it was about the fact that they claim that
01:25:51
people who point out grammar mistakes are actually
01:25:55
very unintelligent because they're going for like the most,
01:25:58
the easiest, correctable, most obvious thing, right?
01:26:02
And attacking it.
01:26:04
Yeah.
01:26:05
As if they're like, oh, look at me.
01:26:07
You know who?
01:26:09
Also, people think I'm a prick,
01:26:14
but I'm helping you to improve yourself
01:26:18
selflessly because I look like a prick trying to help you.
01:26:23
You're helping you not get sued for money for lack of Oxford comma.
01:26:27
So I don't know what say you, sir?
01:26:30
I'm not writing any legal documents.
01:26:34
I'm going to find it.
01:26:35
Hold on.
01:26:35
I'm going to look through part of not being a lawyer can.
01:26:39
It's part of my duties as not being a lawyer.
01:26:42
I don't have to write any legal documents.
01:26:45
I don't care how long it takes.
01:26:47
Even if we change segments, I'm going to find it.
01:26:49
There's all right.
01:26:54
No. Let's say you make thumbnails.
01:26:56
Let's say stingers.
01:26:59
Let's say
01:27:01
let's say.
01:27:06
There it is.
01:27:10
Oh, yeah.
01:27:10
That's it.
01:27:11
That's what I say.
01:27:12
I agree, stupid people
01:27:15
can have impeccable grammar.
01:27:21
But the grammar is
01:27:22
the easiest thing that you can follow.
01:27:25
Most of it's it's it's instinctual.
01:27:28
You've lived you've grown up with English all your life.
01:27:32
If you're anything like me and,
01:27:35
No, I like the way you say like a,
01:27:39
describe a,
01:27:41
red rubber ball.
01:27:45
The words that you use, the adjectives
01:27:48
you use like a shiny, tiny new red rubber ball.
01:27:54
Those words are a specific order
01:27:56
if you send them out of order.
01:28:00
A rubber red, tiny
01:28:03
new ball sounds wrong.
01:28:07
Like that order of adjectives.
01:28:09
Like we we actually have rules in in order
01:28:15
to order our adjectives before describing, an item.
01:28:21
You can look it up, but you don't need to because your brain does it for you.
01:28:25
Magically magic automagically.
01:28:32
Did you realize this?
01:28:34
Yes. Have you ever seen a paragraph with all the letters missing?
01:28:38
Maybe you mentioned that and I missed it.
01:28:40
Yeah, but you act like you act like you would see that out in society
01:28:43
and not point at it and laughed.
01:28:45
You would, you wouldn't look at it and go, oh, that's just like my Oxford comma.
01:28:49
They're smart to know.
01:28:51
You would go, oh, look at this idiot putting rubber red ball in the red.
01:28:55
Yeah. Exactly.
01:28:57
Yeah.
01:28:57
So the difference, the difference between Gary and Ryan is
01:29:01
Ryan judges them.
01:29:02
He doesn't correct them, right?
01:29:06
He judges them silently judges them.
01:29:08
He's say right by that tiny little.
01:29:11
Oh, okay. I have stopped correcting.
01:29:14
Strangers in the grocery store.
01:29:18
All but stuff in general, like this period,
01:29:22
I've, You shouldn't be picking up those muffins.
01:29:25
You've had enough correcting strangers.
01:29:31
Well, I feel like I'm in a progressive Ed.
01:29:34
A new homeowner becoming one of my parents.
01:29:38
Yeah.
01:29:40
I love the, the the insurance advertising.
01:29:44
I hate insurance is a, a Ponzi scheme, pyramid scam,
01:29:49
but, but, well, I'm a good consumer.
01:29:53
You know, I, I,
01:29:54
I pride myself on being a good consumer, but I do have some problems.
01:29:58
I, I watched a Jeep commercial and the slogan was, there's only one.
01:30:03
On my way home, I saw two different colored jeeps,
01:30:06
and I don't think there was enough time in between me seeing the two jeeps
01:30:10
for them to have gotten a, paint job.
01:30:13
So I don't think there is only one Jeep.
01:30:15
I think I think I saw more than one today.
01:30:21
That did it have a track to the topic?
01:30:26
That's a non sequitur.
01:30:28
There was.
01:30:29
Oh, yeah, things I wanted to say.
01:30:31
And I bit my lip on all of them.
01:30:32
And so by the time you got to the end, I had nothing to say.
01:30:35
You were the one with pronounced realizations.
01:30:40
Correct.
01:30:40
So I'm just staring at this glorious bag of John Cena.
01:30:43
Er, sorry.
01:30:45
Oh, wow, I don't I didn't really have many links.
01:30:47
That's what I spent most of my time on, was,
01:30:51
I was trying to be a little more selective.
01:30:53
Radio was complaining last week because I said in 26 clips.
01:30:56
So this week I only send in half those
01:31:00
I like, so it should be really easy to get to all of them.
01:31:03
Should I play more?
01:31:05
Yes. Play more. What of his clips?
01:31:07
Play more.
01:31:08
More because I was selective there.
01:31:09
Going to be better than usual. Selective.
01:31:13
Something offensive.
01:31:14
So I should probably wait for rumble migrants dabbing.
01:31:17
We should probably.
01:31:17
Oh yeah, I did throw some links out there.
01:31:19
I forgot I do have links I, I didn't.
01:31:21
Brady's order signed.
01:31:23
Oh, we can talk about the King Brady.
01:31:26
What what what like the sound of that.
01:31:29
But that's not that's not we don't want to start that Brady was like
01:31:33
post post the links here only did you see like last week.
01:31:38
It started.
01:31:38
There's at the in the description all those links.
01:31:40
No that's fine I started to figure out especially if we're changing stuff.
01:31:43
I don't know when I'm going to be able to do or not do.
01:31:46
So I figured, you know what?
01:31:47
Let me just do that.
01:31:49
And if I'll have them pulled up to maybe, you know what I mean?
01:31:51
Like, fuck it.
01:31:53
Sure, sure.
01:31:56
I don't know what we're talking about right now.
01:31:59
Yeah. Because you're not on the.
01:32:02
I'm in the freaking barn.
01:32:03
Absolutely lost. Now, what the fuck just happened?
01:32:06
I can see my. But what's the show topic?
01:32:09
So. Yeah.
01:32:10
Yeah, yeah. Do you need a thermometer? We need a thermometer.
01:32:12
And, like, real time barn temperature.
01:32:16
Oh, I can put anything up.
01:32:17
No problem.
01:32:18
It's it's single thing, but it needs to be like.
01:32:20
It needs to be connected to a digital thermometer that's in his barn.
01:32:24
Yeah,
01:32:26
I should have, like, we can't just take our.
01:32:28
We can't just take the local temperature armada.
01:32:32
Yeah.
01:32:32
What is the temperature in Armada right now?
01:32:35
Armada.
01:32:36
I think last I checked, it was seven degrees,
01:32:41
which is kind of windy.
01:32:43
77 I got to be somewhere that's.
01:32:45
I'm going to be somewhere that's 70 tomorrow.
01:32:49
Oh. Should we play?
01:32:53
You don't have to.
01:32:53
Tomorrow.
01:32:55
Yeah. We could
01:32:57
just going to scan through fucking 100 single titles.
01:33:01
It's just unbelievable.
01:33:03
White text, gray background.
01:33:05
That's not how the brain works.
01:33:08
Right.
01:33:09
I only sat like 2 or 3.
01:33:12
It's not up there.
01:33:13
So some Asian players, I've seen each other.
01:33:16
I didn't have that dog, that sledding dog.
01:33:20
So on the like.
01:33:21
Know we got extra likes on the comment show.
01:33:24
We got comments.
01:33:25
Not as many as we'd like, but we we got comments.
01:33:28
But now we because we need subscriptions.
01:33:32
This is going to be tough.
01:33:33
Even if you unclick it later.
01:33:34
Just click it now. Just just yeah we'll see.
01:33:37
But I want to keep I want to keep this on YouTube
01:33:39
because it's serious like news reporting and shit.
01:33:43
Okay. Weird.
01:33:46
Are you guys aware
01:33:46
that 2026 was the year that they have to start putting
01:33:51
now the way they were to just kind of weird
01:33:52
what's basically a camera and audio and maybe even smell breathalyzer.
01:33:56
Something has to detect if you are impaired
01:33:58
and if you are impaired, it just shuts off your car.
01:34:01
Not can't start it.
01:34:02
Literally a kill switch that shuts it off in 2021.
01:34:06
I think Biden passed the bill,
01:34:07
but the cars manufactured in 2026 and beyond have to have this technology.
01:34:12
Third minute I saved the best for last.
01:34:14
I know you all be excited about this.
01:34:16
We call it the kill switch amendment.
01:34:18
All right, so it's a little quiet.
01:34:21
220 of the Infrastructure Investment Jobs Act requires.
01:34:24
Sure.
01:34:24
There's a way to add vehicles to be equipped with technology to monitor
01:34:28
your performance while driving and to, well, your operation
01:34:33
if or if you 26 are not okay this year, 2025, and holding on to it.
01:34:38
I'm a little bit worried about this.
01:34:41
Same reason I bought a 95, so it had a carburetor in it
01:34:44
that tells me I need to get some coffee or something every now and then.
01:34:49
And I mean, I think it's a, it's a nice feature to have,
01:34:52
but allowing the car disable itself
01:34:56
I think is
01:34:58
troublesome in this troublesome time.
01:35:02
Yeah, I agree, 2026
01:35:05
and I don't know about you all,
01:35:07
but I would like to know when I put my family in the car
01:35:10
and I'm taking a trip somewhere, the car is not going to disqualify me.
01:35:15
Maybe I'll trust a court or I'll, you know, and then state
01:35:19
31 states already have, like, a breathalyzer,
01:35:23
technology.
01:35:24
But if you've already been into
01:35:26
or if you've already had a problem not for everyone.
01:35:29
Offenders and their fourth Amendment anymore needs to be installed in your car
01:35:32
to make sure that you're, qualified to drive,
01:35:37
at least from the blood alcohol content.
01:35:39
Qualified to drive.
01:35:40
Not everybody is.
01:35:41
But, we don't need this federally.
01:35:44
We don't need it automated.
01:35:46
I think there's privacy concerns.
01:35:48
In order for this technology to work, you actually need to know
01:35:51
where the car is, to know if the driver's doing a good job on that particular road.
01:35:56
Is that Marcy's phone ringing?
01:35:57
So yeah, it would just defund implementation.
01:36:01
That was
01:36:03
unfortunate.
01:36:04
So that you can know your car is not going to shut you down
01:36:07
in the middle of the road.
01:36:08
And I thank you, urge
01:36:09
consideration of these amendments by our committee and I yield back.
01:36:14
So I agree with what a lot of what he believes in and his points of view.
01:36:17
But his talking points are just so like, wow.
01:36:20
And what he was saying as he just passed here, he didn't pass a bill.
01:36:24
He's trying to get a bill passed that is going to stop it.
01:36:27
For all intents
01:36:30
and purpose,
01:36:33
it's.
01:36:36
Seven degrees,
01:36:36
but it's going to warm up to 16 by midnight.
01:36:40
Oh, it's warming up.
01:36:43
But this blanket is really nice.
01:36:46
It's really not.
01:36:48
No, don't just mash these up.
01:36:50
I didn't even title them. But they're going to work.
01:36:54
But I said a mash up in
01:36:57
you did not.
01:36:58
I did.
01:37:01
This one.
01:37:15
Oh. Everybody.
01:37:21
They got the.
01:37:27
Whatever.
01:37:28
But I
01:37:29
to get the.
01:37:36
To back.
01:37:39
But that's it.
01:37:43
I. Don't.
01:38:02
I feel. Bad.
01:38:15
That's getting younger.
01:38:17
You want to?
01:38:30
I'm not gonna get over it.
01:38:36
Whenever.
01:38:37
Whenever you need get to know that.
01:38:43
I'm gonna keep.
01:38:46
This.
01:38:47
I think it's the new.
01:38:49
Yeah, cuz I opened a second one.
01:38:50
It was a huge mistake here.
01:38:52
No, it wasn't just an echo.
01:38:54
It was like echo.
01:38:56
Quantified ten times.
01:39:00
That was.
01:39:00
I was always thrown off by your weird frogging.
01:39:02
This, like, is unique, but it's like that she goes up here on
01:39:07
and I have never even noticed she was singing.
01:39:10
I just noticed her hips.
01:39:11
Yeah, I didn't realize how much of that video was just like
01:39:15
pointless background and like, her just
01:39:19
background.
01:39:19
That's what I call it.
01:39:20
Baby got background.
01:39:24
I just thought I did
01:39:25
back then music videos,
01:39:28
it just seemed like they were better than they were.
01:39:31
And then when you watch them back, you're like, wow, this is terrible, right?
01:39:35
Most of the videos from like the 90s, you know, it's just kind of lame, right?
01:39:40
I any anything is like the video game music, movies is.
01:39:46
People's beliefs.
01:39:48
I think they were amazing.
01:39:49
And then everything kind of breaks down with skeptic and synth cynicism and age,
01:39:55
practicality, realism,
01:39:58
all words for the same thing.
01:40:02
I don't subscribe to that.
01:40:05
I subscribe to anything.
01:40:06
And if you do, you should try to cancel.
01:40:08
But then if you do try to cancel, the cancel for you team shows up.
01:40:13
I want to quit the gym. Thanks, Brady.
01:40:15
Then those three ladies show up.
01:40:20
Well, I
01:40:20
did see an ad for an app that'll check
01:40:23
what your subscriptions are and cancel them for you.
01:40:27
And you know the people in the commercials spend
01:40:29
$300 a month that they didn't know they're they're spending.
01:40:33
How do you do that?
01:40:34
Why would you do that?
01:40:37
That's why I don't subscribe to anything that costs.
01:40:40
And these people are doing that.
01:40:43
Well, you know that you'll get a $50
01:40:46
Walmart gift card if you,
01:40:49
look at this offer sheet.
01:40:51
Well, you have to accept an offer.
01:40:52
Type in your credit card.
01:40:56
And then you still get.
01:40:58
I have no idea.
01:40:59
Over time, I've never done that, but never been offered that.
01:41:02
The,
01:41:04
later on to steal this from a Kill Tony comedian.
01:41:06
But I did that.
01:41:07
It's called rocket write the app you're talking about.
01:41:10
Yes, yes, I ironically, I had to drop two rocket subscriptions.
01:41:16
Oh, that is funny.
01:41:21
Right there.
01:41:22
They're charging you a premium to go through your just
01:41:25
statement and go, oh, that's a subscription service.
01:41:28
It's a free. So how to making money.
01:41:31
Great question.
01:41:32
I think we should that you are I've been blown away.
01:41:36
Interesting question.
01:41:38
Well, how do they make money?
01:41:39
By you connecting to everything you've ever purchased.
01:41:42
I can't imagine
01:41:44
right.
01:41:48
People don't realize either
01:41:49
you put a carrot in front of them and they will
01:41:52
their parents for it.
01:41:57
Yeah, well, their parents for it.
01:42:00
You can fill in the blank whatever you want.
01:42:02
Your parents through. Parents don't want that done.
01:42:04
But I want the money.
01:42:06
That's what I'm going to say. Forward.
01:42:08
Well, like a turkey. The.
01:42:09
But I just told my producer what show I want to watch,
01:42:14
and then he leaves me the clips on the tube, and then I watch him.
01:42:31
It's okay.
01:42:31
That's the format.
01:42:33
That's the only one.
01:42:34
Even though we can hear each other
01:42:35
talk about that one cuts that one, cuts out the audio.
01:42:39
Because I had I had to have a dump, had to have a dump button.
01:42:43
I just took it.
01:42:44
Okay, good.
01:42:48
Looks like I'm not going to be able to share my what is happening with my hair.
01:42:51
I might just cut my hair.
01:42:54
Oh, you guys didn't notice I wore my hair down today.
01:42:57
I know you don't know my uncle, but that's his hair.
01:43:00
Gary. Sitting over there going. Going what?
01:43:03
What's hair?
01:43:04
Sorry, Gary.
01:43:05
I don't mean to flaunt that in your face.
01:43:07
No. Oh, it is weird because I don't look like this.
01:43:10
I mean, you you do have some hair, but obviously, like,
01:43:13
you don't have to worry about it being cut as much.
01:43:15
Or do you feel like you get a haircut just as frequently as you do
01:43:18
as you ever have?
01:43:19
Because it can look stupid or it's grown out all right?
01:43:22
I have a barber that's only 20.
01:43:26
Yeah, you just zip, zip, zip on your own, right?
01:43:28
Yeah, yeah.
01:43:29
Yeah, right.
01:43:30
I do the same shit. Yeah, especially Covid, but,
01:43:35
Fuck, where was I going with that?
01:43:37
Why do you look like that?
01:43:39
Yeah. Why do you look like that?
01:43:40
I like that I was just curious about that cutting hair.
01:43:44
You think they should charge by the volume?
01:43:47
Yeah. No kidding.
01:43:48
I should get a discount when I go back.
01:43:53
And I do.
01:43:54
I just do it out here in the bar.
01:43:58
It's been cold last couple times.
01:43:59
Oh, fuck.
01:44:00
Yeah, we should keep it moving.
01:44:02
Okay, so I have a magnet fishing.
01:44:05
We can save that for later. That's a little bit.
01:44:07
I want to start looking at these magnet fishers.
01:44:09
Are you aware of what a magnet fisherman is?
01:44:11
I, I know I used to watch the little clips
01:44:15
with things like old Civil War guns out of the river and stuff.
01:44:19
Yeah.
01:44:20
For people that don't know, they they pull things out with a magnet, but I,
01:44:24
I'm kind of retarded.
01:44:26
And the
01:44:26
first couple times I heard it, I'm not bullshitting you.
01:44:30
I saw that. How do they get the metal on the fish?
01:44:33
I'm like, they must put fish pellets with little metal in feed it.
01:44:37
I'm like, what a great idea to catch fish.
01:44:39
I know
01:44:41
I was, it was a while ago, but now I saw it.
01:44:44
I actually saw it.
01:44:45
I'm like, wow, they're just treasure hunting.
01:44:49
Yeah, these metal detectors, that's metal mostly.
01:44:52
That's why it's called fishing.
01:44:53
I would just stick a metal detector down there or one of those scanner
01:44:57
fish scanner things.
01:44:58
They'll tell you what's down there.
01:45:02
Yeah.
01:45:04
Well yeah.
01:45:06
All right, so that's rumble. This is all rumble.
01:45:07
I have a Super Bowl.
01:45:08
You can't even say the word Super Bowl without getting sued by the NFL.
01:45:12
It's a big game.
01:45:14
The big game. Yeah.
01:45:15
We should have done that with cooking with Cox because, I've got
01:45:20
I've got that same guy
01:45:22
Cox. Yeah.
01:45:24
Same Cox.
01:45:26
Oh I try and do it.
01:45:29
I'm going to try and do it for. All right.
01:45:31
Did I get it.
01:45:32
He has no sound so he can make it for you.
01:45:34
Oh God.
01:45:36
This is the best fucking thing you can make for the Super Bowl.
01:45:39
If you're too stupid to make it,
01:45:40
you send it to someone so they can make it for you.
01:45:42
Pull apart stuff garlic bread. Don't fuck it up.
01:45:45
Grab a block of mozzarella, cut it into little cubes.
01:45:49
Pizza dough. Grab a little bit of flour.
01:45:51
Make little balls that it's not a sandwich.
01:45:52
You stuff each ball with a cube of cheese.
01:45:55
Grab a sheet pan. Absolutely cover it with.
01:45:58
But until it looks like this I'm two garlic ball.
01:46:01
Just going to cut the tip off like this.
01:46:04
I kind of a ball and knob of butter and rock of a knob of butter 50 degrees.
01:46:09
These go in for half an hour.
01:46:10
Sesame seeds are optional.
01:46:12
Half a pound of don't you Sesame ruined it.
01:46:15
Parsley. Garlic comes out.
01:46:16
Dough goes in for ten minutes.
01:46:18
Squeeze your garlic into the softened butter.
01:46:21
Mash this up until it looks like this ball.
01:46:24
Unless your butter is already salted, it's been ten minutes.
01:46:27
You're going to cover the fuck out of them
01:46:29
with the garlic butter, a fuckton of mozzarella,
01:46:32
and a fuckton of parmesan are back in the oven for ten minutes.
01:46:36
Chives. Holy fuck, this looks awesome.
01:46:39
Oh my God,
01:46:41
I'm honestly being from the Super Bowl.
01:46:44
You're a fucking idiot.
01:46:45
This is the best fucking thing you can make.
01:46:50
What should we do for the Super Bowl?
01:46:51
Should we wear I black?
01:46:55
Absolutely nothing like I do.
01:46:56
I usually go grocery shopping.
01:46:58
I've gone, snowboarding.
01:47:00
I've gone, did you know in Seattle
01:47:02
you do other things that normal people would do normally, but the Seahawks,
01:47:06
through some fucking sport that they don't ever participate
01:47:10
in, and most of the people haven't even played in their lives.
01:47:13
Super Bowl 60.
01:47:16
But dude, life kind of sucks on a regular grind.
01:47:19
If somebody wants to do something
01:47:21
that we can all acknowledge and share and it gives people joy, fuck you.
01:47:25
No offense.
01:47:27
My argument's too much to do some shit I did in high school.
01:47:30
Yesterday's conference championship
01:47:33
games or wait, I peaked in high school with the football career.
01:47:37
Now you're bitter about anybody that likes and watches football.
01:47:40
Is that what's happening?
01:47:41
They lived through it. They spent. Yeah. It's fine.
01:47:44
I have the game. Go on. That's great that they compete with each other.
01:47:46
I just have other shit to do. I just.
01:47:48
I don't need to sit around and watch the game all day.
01:47:50
I've grown up.
01:47:51
I don't I'm not enamored with, I'm not ideal,
01:47:55
idealizing people, drastically younger than me as well.
01:48:00
You know, that was a hard move. Yep.
01:48:03
Oh, yeah.
01:48:04
I remember when there's nobody that plays football at our age.
01:48:09
Yeah, it's kind of sad.
01:48:10
It becomes inverse. So it's like you're.
01:48:13
Yeah, yeah, but then you have kids and then they play sports
01:48:16
and you connected to that. Oh it's fine. Yeah.
01:48:17
And then yeah, if the kids are a fan and you watch because the kid wants to watch
01:48:20
and you're like,
01:48:20
maybe working on some shit, or you watch it with the kid
01:48:23
because the kid wants to watch and you get into it.
01:48:24
Great, great bonding experience.
01:48:27
Yeah, yeah, I that's that was my point.
01:48:29
And you gather with TV and Super Bowl like especially my son who's in his 20s.
01:48:34
He they love it. They're gonna have a huge party probably.
01:48:36
And yeah I can just watch it later.
01:48:39
I'm sure they'll be on stream. Whatever. Peacock. I'll just watch it on Peacock.
01:48:41
Yeah, but that's my point of the game.
01:48:43
The game has nothing to do with it.
01:48:44
The women watch it for the freaking commercials.
01:48:47
Commercials?
01:48:48
That's.
01:48:48
I'm saying, honestly, like, so horseshit.
01:48:51
Before air fryers, we used to do fondue.
01:48:54
We used to have a super.
01:48:54
Well, we used to have a Super Bowl party when I was younger, but then after I,
01:48:58
you know, got married, had kids,
01:49:00
we would have a fondue Super Bowl, which was awesome.
01:49:04
I can't tell you.
01:49:05
I mean, the football game, unless the Lions are in it, I don't really care.
01:49:10
And Seattle, New England don't.
01:49:11
I'll actually instead of just bashing it, I'll give an actual analysis.
01:49:15
Seattle's going to blow away New England.
01:49:18
It's not even fair that they're back again.
01:49:21
And they owe the NFL.
01:49:23
They want New York LA every year because they're the big markets.
01:49:27
They almost got LA.
01:49:29
Now they have Seattle, New England which is you know they're not major markets.
01:49:34
So nobody's going to give a fuck.
01:49:36
People might hate watch it for New England for some reason.
01:49:39
They just can't believe New England's back already.
01:49:40
And New England had the easiest schedule I've ever seen in my life.
01:49:44
Even when they were going to play the Denver Broncos,
01:49:45
who were practically undefeated best team in the AFC,
01:49:49
loses their quarterback the week before the Patriots.
01:49:51
I would look into that.
01:49:52
I think they're cheating to a level we've never seen.
01:49:54
Yeah this is worse than Deflategate.
01:49:56
This is like my CIA dart CIA
01:49:59
darts that make people's bones weak and shit.
01:50:02
So Sarah Stidham
01:50:05
instead of Mr.
01:50:06
Big gambling.
01:50:08
Maybe he got paid off too. Yeah.
01:50:10
That's in the news. There's a some there's,
01:50:14
I don't remember the player because I'm not really into basketball
01:50:16
as much as you're not into football.
01:50:19
But then there's like, they watched a playoff match either.
01:50:22
I like playing it, but I don't get one of the younger one of the younger players.
01:50:26
Not who's the guy that you wore as Jersey who just got busted key buildups.
01:50:31
Yeah, it wasn't him.
01:50:32
It was another younger player that was somehow in on some gambling thing.
01:50:35
They looked at some playoffs where he
01:50:38
oddly, there was more than odd plays, more than anomalies.
01:50:41
He something's up.
01:50:42
So now that that now that they know
01:50:44
and they're going back and reviewing things, it's
01:50:45
almost like I anytime you suspect or trans anytime you suspect
01:50:48
anything is a little bit off, you're like, wait, wait a minute, hold on.
01:50:52
So, you know, nobody
01:50:54
nobody's going to be like, get away with anything is my hope.
01:50:56
But reality is they're just going to learn how to hide it better because there's
01:51:00
a vacuum of corruption to make money that's never going to go away,
01:51:05
I suppose.
01:51:07
I suppose
01:51:09
we watched Captain's Parade.
01:51:10
Yeah, that was that was the.
01:51:11
I like to stay. Yeah.
01:51:13
See clip on.
01:51:15
All right. I saw like four of those.
01:51:17
Unless you got a deer fladge or.
01:51:20
Oh I forgot the fucking Texans. Oh.
01:51:22
Oh I'm going to do a fladge libs I forgot I was going to have.
01:51:25
I work at work at forest and put some uniqueness into it, but maybe next week.
01:51:29
But I do have some carryover.
01:51:31
Deer fladge from last week that we didn't get to.
01:51:37
Oh, oh, we can accidentally shit.
01:51:40
Oh, no.
01:51:41
There they go.
01:51:42
That's why we're supposed to go to this at 10:00, and I.
01:51:45
I forgot.
01:51:49
We're on this place here is.
01:51:51
Yeah.
01:51:52
This is, the big Texan 72 ounce steak.
01:51:57
We were going to watch somebody eat a steak.
01:51:59
It's free. I'll finish it.
01:52:01
This is live.
01:52:03
This is live. But, you know, of course I forgot.
01:52:05
And it's 11.
01:52:06
Well, this is another one of these 1056 Texas time. Now,
01:52:11
do they have any of these on the West Coast?
01:52:15
I don't think their cameras set right.
01:52:17
And is it time?
01:52:18
Did you have an hour or a half hour?
01:52:21
How long?
01:52:22
I don't think it's timed.
01:52:23
I don't think it's timed, but it's a long as they're willing to sit there.
01:52:28
Oh wait, there's 62nd timer all over the fucking screen.
01:52:31
I would guess that it's 60.
01:52:33
I mean 60 minutes. Oh, okay. Yeah.
01:52:36
Somebody on the right.
01:52:39
Hey, I wonder if they can hear us.
01:52:40
Can you hear me in the TV, I don't think why does the time say 136?
01:52:43
They didn't set their computer time on their.
01:52:46
Yes, but it's not Tuesday, right.
01:52:49
You know that voids any evidence.
01:52:51
C speaking of evidence, this was useless, Gary.
01:52:53
If this was used as evidence
01:52:55
and they determine the time was not sync with real time,
01:52:57
instead of just saying, well, clearly it's a technical
01:52:59
that could actually make it bad evidence or whatever, we were false.
01:53:03
You know, we were talking about evidence could be wrong or there you go.
01:53:06
Yeah.
01:53:06
No, I yielded to your point, I know, but still I had to pile on.
01:53:11
Okay, let's do, I should get rid.
01:53:14
I will say the, anything happened, the,
01:53:17
I didn't really go over well with, much, but because nobody really
01:53:21
leant and leaned in that direction, so I didn't.
01:53:24
But, the ticket that I got when I was in a,
01:53:27
Oh, yeah.
01:53:28
Keys, the keys area was a no no left child's phone.
01:53:33
And, it was very busy.
01:53:35
And I was just like, you know what? Fuck it.
01:53:37
And it just so happens.
01:53:38
Or was just a cop, just, like, literally just out of his car already.
01:53:41
They were just hanging out, like, just waiting for this Paul and random
01:53:44
people over. Whatever. It's great. Fox.
01:53:47
Great time.
01:53:47
So he wrote my license plate down wrong.
01:53:51
And that was, I mean, much better.
01:53:55
Yeah.
01:53:57
I'm still going to.
01:53:57
I'm so going to court, which is zoom court.
01:54:00
Just because, I don't know,
01:54:03
because you want to make them earn their $200.
01:54:06
Yeah, 100%.
01:54:07
Well, they also said that they're not allowed
01:54:09
to pull out of state licensed, driving records.
01:54:13
So they were like, well, they might just take, you know, they might
01:54:18
just because you're out of state, just give you a I just it's it's dumb.
01:54:21
I just don't want on my record. I don't I don't need it. It was stupid.
01:54:24
I did it with the most caution done.
01:54:27
There was, like, stopped traffic completely.
01:54:30
I almost wasn't even going to make the left hand turn.
01:54:33
And traffic, like, had opened up, like they were already like, oh, people were.
01:54:36
The guy was waving me.
01:54:37
It was like the most cleanest.
01:54:39
Like if it was a situation and I needed to make that turn.
01:54:44
I don't understand what what why why was that was the wrong thing, right?
01:54:47
Yeah. It's the laws for safety.
01:54:49
And you were as safe as you could possibly be.
01:54:53
I don't think you.
01:54:54
Well, you might.
01:54:55
You broken the letter of the law, but not the the reasoning behind it.
01:54:59
Right, is pleading ignorance that I did not see a sign at all versus, you know.
01:55:05
No, it it is your job to either
01:55:08
know the law or not break the law that you don't know.
01:55:11
Do I have an argument that the Apple Maps was telling me I could turn that way?
01:55:17
No, you guys, it wasn't 100%.
01:55:20
No. Apple.
01:55:21
Why does it matter that these the signage was
01:55:24
potentially, like, brand new, maybe even temporary?
01:55:28
No, they got a law that covers all that.
01:55:31
A blanket law called ignorance of the law is no excuse.
01:55:34
Yeah.
01:55:34
So it doesn't matter if you didn't or did. No.
01:55:39
Or did it on purpose or not.
01:55:40
Personally, you know, my driving record, I drive for work.
01:55:43
I drive across a couple states.
01:55:45
I've got a ten year old vehicle that I have 230,000 miles
01:55:48
on, and I haven't gotten a ticket for a single fucking one of those miles.
01:55:51
So, yeah,
01:55:53
I have drive Safe and say with State Farm you can look at my fucking records.
01:55:56
I've got 990 plus in every single category.
01:56:01
Oh, I could start saving money on my insurance
01:56:04
if I just look up to their their system that it.
01:56:08
Watch this when we drive it.
01:56:09
Yeah. At all times.
01:56:12
And I'm not willing to do that.
01:56:15
It's just
01:56:16
understanding turning it sucks that understanding braking because I have
01:56:20
brakes because like, something ran out and it's like, well, I'm being safe.
01:56:23
Like by jamming, am I right? There I go, there's a braking incident.
01:56:26
I would say that, from, from what I've, like,
01:56:30
heard going in versus what I've been saving.
01:56:34
I've have, I've had it for probably like a year and a half maybe.
01:56:38
And I save, just over $5.
01:56:41
But,
01:56:43
six months, every six months.
01:56:45
Oh, yeah.
01:56:46
I'm not doing that for $5.
01:56:48
You know, I've got. Yeah, I drive a lot.
01:56:50
I've got. I don't know if it's because I drive a lot.
01:56:52
They sometimes penalize you for like, well, you do it a lot.
01:56:55
So that means
01:56:57
there's a chance it could happen more often.
01:56:59
But it's like yeah, but I it doesn't.
01:57:01
So does that mean that's good.
01:57:03
It does.
01:57:04
That does mean that.
01:57:09
Yeah that's a good you know what.
01:57:10
You just you're on to something.
01:57:11
I think the more you drive you should like, level up.
01:57:14
Like I can drive.
01:57:14
Called my phone now
01:57:15
or I don't need to wear a seatbelt or, you know, certain levels I allowed to be.
01:57:19
Don't go back always saying, oh,
01:57:22
we're trained to drive and and have all this equipment.
01:57:26
You should be able to have a driver's license, get a driving test on a certain
01:57:30
a breathalyzer, alcohol, and then you are allowed to safely that level.
01:57:36
Hold on now.
01:57:37
I mean, no, I don't I can't even have a safe driving test at that level.
01:57:42
You don't pass it.
01:57:44
What's the difference between somebody who's half,
01:57:47
Let's let's.
01:57:48
Normal,
01:57:50
Here's another driver.
01:57:51
Here's a hypothetical I want to drive with.
01:57:53
There's no such thing as a retarded driver's license.
01:57:57
Yeah, I want to drive with my feet, and I'm really good at it.
01:57:59
Are you.
01:58:00
Are you okay with me driving with my retarded feet?
01:58:02
I'm really good at it.
01:58:04
No, no society with that matter.
01:58:07
We've decided
01:58:08
that I put one of those little knobs, a little spinning knobs on it, too.
01:58:12
So, yeah, the suicide knobs.
01:58:15
Yeah, those are illegal.
01:58:17
Yeah. I don't think we.
01:58:18
Even though you're talking about a steering wheel,
01:58:21
we should probably get off YouTube.
01:58:23
Yeah, I was going to say we just crossed over to midnight, so I might as well.
01:58:26
Yeah.
01:58:27
Do you remember? G-tube.
01:58:29
In which it was a.
01:58:31
I'm looking for it. Just give me a minute.
01:58:33
So you don't even know how to do this one.
01:58:35
I do, I do know how to switch it.
01:58:38
I just don't.
01:58:39
And I'll show you in the Brady and drawer.
01:58:41
Show exactly what I'm using to play the bumpers.
01:58:45
So it's weird that I scroll up and down and I don't see it.
01:58:47
And now this is the funny part.
01:58:49
I've looked at so many other things I forgot what I'm looking for.
01:58:52
This is a publisher.
01:58:53
We're going over to Rumble.
01:58:55
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, the Rumble, whatever that is.
01:58:58
Disclaimer I should put it right at the top.
01:58:59
Oh it is, you know what?
01:59:01
I put it right in the top. Okay.
01:59:05
The unfiltered and
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01:59:11
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Everything about it so far is better.
02:02:17
Except for our first subscriber was draw.
02:02:20
But then he joined the show so he's not really a viewer now.
02:02:23
We always had shirtless Joe Ryan brother
02:02:26
third off then you pisser shirtless Joe off.
02:02:29
Yeah, yeah, I'll do that.
02:02:32
So we're down to just brother and he changes
02:02:36
casual next week and we lose him.
02:02:41
Do you, What do you mean we lose him?
02:02:43
He's not. He's not going to watch anymore. He's done watching.
02:02:45
He'll be sleeping.
02:02:46
Probably to get up for, well, hour.
02:02:49
Yeah, we have to start at 8 a.m..
02:02:50
If I had any sense, I'd be asleep right now.
02:02:53
We'll wait for his comments on the show
02:02:57
the next day, and then we'll talk about it
02:02:59
the next week.
02:03:02
Okay, he's mentioning the videos of people recording themselves.
02:03:05
Eating is a giant clue of the decline of our civilization.
02:03:11
Yeah.
02:03:11
How do you say do you say civilization or civilization?
02:03:16
Oh. Oh, do you say Caribbean or Caribbean?
02:03:19
It depends if I'm singing that song or not.
02:03:25
I am the
02:03:26
very model of a modern major general.
02:03:29
That's the song he thought of, not Caribbean.
02:03:32
So you can't say Caribbean Queen.
02:03:34
That's just wrong.
02:03:37
Caribbean queen.
02:03:38
It has to be urban queen.
02:03:41
Caribbean.
02:03:42
Yeah, it's something.
02:03:45
Oh, I went to see the movie San Andreas with my dad
02:03:49
and he was calling it, said Andreas.
02:03:54
Oh, just dropped to five degrees, but.
02:03:57
Oh, I felt it. Did you?
02:04:01
But I'll say Copenhagen.
02:04:06
That's not right.
02:04:07
Or is it?
02:04:09
It can be like.
02:04:11
I know what you're talking about.
02:04:12
In my world, as long as you're the communication
02:04:15
context is relayed.
02:04:18
I don't nitpick about.
02:04:20
Oh, I thought it was funny the whole draw.
02:04:23
And brother thought I was talking about the ice cream.
02:04:28
But hogging is had.
02:04:31
Actually, it's the same root.
02:04:32
And it means,
02:04:35
with strawberry or bushes like a protect the barrier.
02:04:39
So hugging means like a protective garden.
02:04:44
Basically, it looks like somebody is hugging us.
02:04:48
Hugging does is made a new Jersey.
02:04:49
It's not Danish.
02:04:51
Gross.
02:04:52
I will never eat that again.
02:04:54
It's true.
02:04:55
I'll eat things from new Jersey.
02:04:57
Only Danish and.
02:05:01
Giggling and I'm not sure what this is.
02:05:04
I'm just going to play it since it's so difficult to me to switch over.
02:05:09
I don't know what it is.
02:05:12
Now, so don't worry.
02:05:13
It's.
02:05:13
My husband died.
02:05:15
I did it for him.
02:05:17
Good, good.
02:05:19
But then for NYPD, we're a bunch of fucking sodomized,
02:05:22
fucking sodomized immigrants with their bully sticks.
02:05:26
So, yeah, you're fucking you're husband.
02:05:28
Probably fucking shit right in the great. Wow.
02:05:32
Holy shit. You call my mama?
02:05:34
There you go. Why are you running? Oh,
02:05:37
yeah.
02:05:39
Oh, damn.
02:05:40
What the. Why?
02:05:41
Why are you running?
02:05:45
Baby, where are we working?
02:05:46
That's right. Go on up.
02:05:48
Because there is no.
02:05:53
Oh, yeah. No.
02:05:59
Yeah,
02:06:00
yeah, yeah.
02:06:02
Hey, baby.
02:06:02
We're not.
02:06:07
You out.
02:06:07
So don't worry.
02:06:08
I'm not sure that's good for society.
02:06:11
Yeah, I mean, I appreciate that disparity.
02:06:14
At what line does justice become?
02:06:18
Just like vengeance and revenge and then hate.
02:06:22
Hate leads to anger and anger.
02:06:24
I love that, and I'm stuck in a loop. It.
02:06:27
I almost got there.
02:06:28
The giant assumption on his part is just, you know,
02:06:34
because there was an incident.
02:06:36
Because there was a isolated incident.
02:06:39
That means that your significant other
02:06:43
was part of that.
02:06:45
Therefore, that means they deserved to die
02:06:50
in a plane crash committed by terrorists
02:06:54
because they didn't like the building, apparently. Really?
02:06:56
They hate going to non-sequitur.
02:06:59
Everybody deserves to die.
02:07:01
That's a silly thing to say.
02:07:04
Everybody gets to.
02:07:06
So do you feel like there's no terrorist involved?
02:07:08
Because I did want to dive down that because, I did do some, you know,
02:07:12
plugging away at I in regards to asking questions about nine, 11.
02:07:17
Yeah.
02:07:19
And boy, you know, you would find out that there was actually been
02:07:22
record number of, of incidences where there has been full
02:07:27
paper documents that were in a plane that survived plane crashes.
02:07:31
That was like a weird phenomena that happens
02:07:32
when the the initial explosion, there's a lot of debris that gets away
02:07:38
from any fire or anything because it gets pushed out your air pressure.
02:07:42
Yeah.
02:07:42
And then, as far as, like the thermite situation,
02:07:45
that actually was like, there's no record of there being thermite at all.
02:07:49
Period.
02:07:52
There was all kinds of stuff that you can
02:07:53
if you just plug away at I, you know, you can you can
02:07:57
just just find the truth, you know,
02:08:01
I watched this whole whole you find whatever garbage
02:08:04
was put into it, disappear, right, and then garbage back out.
02:08:08
I say that when it does say that, there's no proof
02:08:10
that there is, you know, any spiritual realm, afterlife.
02:08:13
It's may stumble upon a truth, but it's not exclusive to.
02:08:16
I understand that those are the facts.
02:08:17
I understand that those are the facts that are out there.
02:08:19
I just don't I think that there's facts that are missing when it comes to 911.
02:08:24
The facts.
02:08:25
There are no there are no missing facts like they're all out there and they
02:08:28
point to one thing.
02:08:30
What's that?
02:08:32
Give me one second.
02:08:35
Until we go.
02:08:38
Yeah, I see,
02:08:40
so I did.
02:08:40
I was like, I love you, but that is just this guy, Joe
02:08:43
Rogan talking to Chad GPT, and he set it up
02:08:47
and he had some questions to ask, like, are we being watched right now?
02:08:52
And am I wearing a blue shirt?
02:08:55
And it said, no, but all the other questions.
02:08:58
Are we in a simulation? Are we being watched right now?
02:09:01
Are there extraterrestrial intelligence?
02:09:06
All yes yes yes yes.
02:09:08
Yeah.
02:09:08
But you can't ask it a tangible question unless it has some type of video
02:09:13
AI recognition software that can tell what kind of shirt you're wearing.
02:09:16
Like, that's arbitrary.
02:09:17
You would ask it to terms right away.
02:09:20
No, you would ask, I'm guessing, but you could you could ask it to go
02:09:25
through a library of information and give you some of that information.
02:09:31
Yeah.
02:09:32
I don't know. It would be correct.
02:09:34
It was creepy, freaky eerie weird.
02:09:39
I just want to say ask.
02:09:41
Oh, okay.
02:09:43
An assumption just doesn't have it as well.
02:09:46
You and me
02:09:48
ascribe.
02:09:51
Yeah, there's other things you can ascribe.
02:09:53
You can describe things, That's good.
02:09:56
Stay verbal.
02:09:57
Describe.
02:10:01
Did you say, like this?
02:10:02
Different ways to describe a thing.
02:10:06
Isn't it? Describe.
02:10:07
So you subscribe and then you describe know
02:10:14
but you board and then you do board know.
02:10:19
Dubuc Embarek.
02:10:23
Deplane the plane was the name
02:10:28
this is.
02:10:30
Yep. All right.
02:10:30
What's next?
02:10:32
Do we have a Sabina
02:10:34
somebody I don't think you sent one.
02:10:37
I mean, not a that's a sandwich.
02:10:44
Look at that sandwich.
02:10:46
Freaking sandwich.
02:10:50
You make a freaking sandwich.
02:10:55
That's a potato.
02:10:58
I think she's not read.
02:10:59
The book is, oh.
02:11:00
She's. It's a gift.
02:11:03
Okay. If I make you sandwich?
02:11:05
She's shaving plastic into his name.
02:11:07
What's the holder?
02:11:11
Ooh! Slut dance.
02:11:12
Elliot.
02:11:12
I love her when she dances.
02:11:18
You could have edited that.
02:11:19
That was it.
02:11:20
She probably does all the time. And I'm sorry.
02:11:22
I with time because it's so cute.
02:11:25
Maybe people won't look to see one of my pants around, but Mr.
02:11:27
Wacky and.
02:11:28
All right. Nope. They still do. Sticking out.
02:11:30
Barely right there.
02:11:31
That's not cool.
02:11:33
Shouldn't be up that high.
02:11:35
Oh, no. No, no. Over pants or that low, bro.
02:11:37
Her pants are that low. That's the problem.
02:11:39
All right, I would eat those.
02:11:42
What is, Is there another piece of that goes on top?
02:11:45
I'd like to put that in your sandwich. Maybe
02:11:48
it's an open face sandwich.
02:11:49
Did she not start the.
02:11:51
Well, how did she start this?
02:11:53
Do you want to be good?
02:11:54
Do you want me to?
02:11:55
Just that. You want me to make you a snack?
02:11:57
Oh, busted. I didn't even care.
02:12:00
I didn't even catch that. I'm so used to it. Yeah.
02:12:02
It's weird how your brain.
02:12:03
I can see that snack.
02:12:07
I don't see captions.
02:12:09
Oh I captioned it snack.
02:12:13
Yeah.
02:12:13
Well but I just I saw her face.
02:12:15
I still have thumbnails for that.
02:12:17
I'm going to try this. Yeah I hit that.
02:12:20
Can we get much higher?
02:12:22
So, Oh wow.
02:12:25
Is that new?
02:12:26
Oh my god.
02:12:28
Oh, how much I love this is.
02:12:34
Oh, it's
02:12:36
it's in front of a metro. Oh.
02:12:42
It's a.
02:12:44
Yeah.
02:12:46
Thousands of them.
02:12:49
Parts of pretty important part.
02:12:52
It was higher than a kite.
02:12:56
Does anybody have make up.
02:12:59
So now we'll be able to play it on YouTube.
02:13:01
Motherfukers.
02:13:03
Oh. Parts are pretty important.
02:13:05
Part.
02:13:07
Can we get much higher?
02:13:09
I'm gonna make it stop.
02:13:10
I guess it's going to go the rest of the show.
02:13:12
Oh, okay. This is gorgeous. I love it.
02:13:16
Jordan, you have a part two that.
02:13:18
Sorry. Airbag.
02:13:22
Yeah, but.
02:13:23
So make sure you said you want to revisit the,
02:13:26
flatters to before, because I know it's any time now.
02:13:29
You're just going to poof. I don't know.
02:13:31
I'm gonna make sure we got Super Bowl snack.
02:13:33
I got bananas and rice.
02:13:35
I got migrant stabbing woman.
02:13:37
Oh, we did Super Bowl snack already,
02:13:40
did you guys, are you guys aware that War of the worlds was remade in 2025?
02:13:45
Yeah.
02:13:46
It wasn't any good, right?
02:13:49
Well, you know what? It might.
02:13:50
I assume they're remaking every movie
02:13:51
all the time, and it's on a different streaming service.
02:13:56
I don't subscribe.
02:13:57
What's this one?
02:13:59
This IT label has their version.
02:14:01
Hulu has their version. Oh. Play it.
02:14:03
I mean, like a I'm still working kinks out of my,
02:14:08
this is, this was labeled snack also.
02:14:10
So that's a problem.
02:14:12
Oh, yeah.
02:14:13
That's not a snack.
02:14:15
This is interesting.
02:14:17
So you would think that like, okay, this one is
02:14:20
wearing quite a oddball outfit.
02:14:23
They're out in the street. So obviously what do you think would happen.
02:14:26
Everything about it is crochet.
02:14:27
Is anyone noticing that? Even the hat.
02:14:30
Yeah. It's handmade.
02:14:31
I'm sure.
02:14:32
No I'm hearing but it's it's made for me.
02:14:34
Well done.
02:14:36
Two drops of water and she's done for.
02:14:39
I don't want to pull that thread.
02:14:41
It's yarn.
02:14:46
Okay.
02:14:46
It's muting. I'm disgusting.
02:14:49
It's sexy.
02:14:50
Patrick, you're so.
02:14:53
Yeah.
02:14:54
Okay.
02:14:57
This man is.
02:14:57
If you don't want to, you can play that game.
02:15:00
Yeah. So you can play that game.
02:15:02
I'm 70 years old and I'm in shape
02:15:06
like.
02:15:07
Like, do you think this guy's in shape?
02:15:09
Okay, but you probably didn't have a chat.
02:15:12
Oh, he's got a distended stomach.
02:15:14
He used to be in shape, but I think he works.
02:15:17
Oh, sort of, but he's like, there's a layer of muscle,
02:15:21
but there's also a huge layer of fat.
02:15:24
Yeah, yeah. He's like, he has a
02:15:27
it looks a little off center maybe.
02:15:28
Is that the standard stomach disease?
02:15:31
Right.
02:15:32
The same thing having to do with like you know
02:15:34
like Ric Flair tits like him.
02:15:38
So you guys are commenting on the stomach and not the 1989 fucking Sony
02:15:41
Panasonic fucking handheld.
02:15:42
He's got.
02:15:45
I don't know, he's got a Gary hairline there.
02:15:47
That's, that's that's a camera.
02:15:49
You got to flip that.
02:15:50
Oh no I just brought it up and you said it was a thing.
02:15:53
Yeah.
02:15:54
It's a it's his most redeeming quality.
02:15:56
Are those flip flops that he's wearing.
02:15:58
Does he have the or the same, like hook on the back.
02:16:01
No redeeming that to the back.
02:16:03
I hope it's not.
02:16:04
I'd rather go.
02:16:05
Okay. If you had sandals.
02:16:06
If I was going to be. The flip flops are the ones
02:16:08
with the little hook hooks on the back that hold it. Hold your feet. And
02:16:12
if you had to
02:16:14
know some people
02:16:15
sharing with one another how disgusting they think they are.
02:16:19
Third off they are keep muting it.
02:16:22
No, it it mutes on its own because of the steam.
02:16:24
No it doesn't pull screen watch.
02:16:27
See my pointer.
02:16:28
See it, see it.
02:16:30
See? It's unmuted. Right.
02:16:32
I'm gonna move over here.
02:16:32
I'm going to push it to play and bow it mute.
02:16:36
So don't tell me, don't tell me I know my truth.
02:16:39
Ever whining. That's all you do.
02:16:41
I got to do it and I got to catch it and then play it.
02:16:43
Be it. Shake.
02:16:45
Okay, but you probably didn't have a childhood like I did, sir.
02:16:49
You're disgusting.
02:16:51
Why is disgusting?
02:16:52
Okay, here I am disgusting.
02:16:55
Don't come over near me and act like I wasn't harming you.
02:16:59
Though I didn't say anything to you.
02:17:02
Well, the insurance rates might be harming.
02:17:03
This is the deadliest.
02:17:05
What makes me just society today?
02:17:08
Yeah. I'm. Dude. I'm concerned.
02:17:09
Great shame.
02:17:10
Oh my goodness, people love my body.
02:17:13
No, they don't. You,
02:17:16
I like two parts of her body.
02:17:20
Is this is the dumbest conversation yet?
02:17:24
The most hilarious conversations in.
02:17:27
I don't like the way her knees look like they're buckling inward.
02:17:29
Like.
02:17:30
Like I probably should go on a date, to be honest, I know.
02:17:33
Yeah. Your knee.
02:17:34
It looks like it's going to collapse.
02:17:37
I'm concerned about her knees.
02:17:38
She should be too.
02:17:41
But, I mean, I'm gonna
02:17:45
I'm going to be real.
02:17:46
There was one shot when she turn the camera around
02:17:49
that you thought maybe if if she lost, like 50 pounds.
02:17:51
Starfox. Yeah.
02:17:54
Move that.
02:17:54
Remove the hat.
02:17:56
I mean, she's not wearing any makeup.
02:17:59
If you put her in, like,
02:18:00
you know, the a BMW or a Mercedes, and she's sitting, you know, kind of like
02:18:05
she's got a little bit on her face, at least from today.
02:18:07
So I got no problems with there.
02:18:11
I mean, I don't know why people shouting her head, why do you look like that?
02:18:16
But people they don't even know.
02:18:17
I mean, it's just strange that they care so much that you're right.
02:18:20
They are going to go out.
02:18:22
It is weird though, right here.
02:18:24
She's having trouble, you know.
02:18:25
I'm worried about what she's doing, that he was so perturbed.
02:18:28
And then the fact that, like, he's
02:18:29
just decides to start filming her and she's like, oh, she's weird,
02:18:35
but weirdo, what he, he they clearly established they both look weird.
02:18:39
Yeah.
02:18:39
I have a feeling that she's not the only one around that area that looks like that.
02:18:43
So you just kind of like, let it go, right?
02:18:46
But do you get the impression, too, that she's trying to
02:18:50
stop ice and the other guys,
02:18:52
either trying to run from them or help the.
02:18:54
He's got a mixed message.
02:18:55
He's either illegal or conservative. I'm not sure.
02:18:57
Could be both.
02:19:00
How did you pick up so much?
02:19:02
I think they both vote for the same team.
02:19:04
It's all I've been watching the last fucking two weeks. You.
02:19:07
As soon as you see somebody, they're like throwing shit at him
02:19:09
or getting shot or yelling for no reason.
02:19:13
It's okay.
02:19:14
I think they're turning the frequency up on that harp thing
02:19:17
that just stirs the atmosphere and it's crazy.
02:19:20
Hey, it's everybody.
02:19:22
They did it with mice,
02:19:23
I saw it, they just turned it up and the mice just frickin agitated.
02:19:26
Lee went crazy.
02:19:28
Oh, crazy like crazy.
02:19:32
I know we're not mice, but
02:19:35
we're not.
02:19:35
That's nice. Brady, that's mice.
02:19:38
Pretty.
02:19:39
Now, I thought pigs were the closest to us.
02:19:42
Did you see? That's mice, right?
02:19:44
Yeah.
02:19:45
There was another.
02:19:46
Another one that was really close to us. That
02:19:49
go well is a gorilla.
02:19:51
Best laid plans of mice and men,
02:19:55
even of, like, sea life that's closest to us.
02:19:59
What is the what would it be? The dolphin.
02:20:01
Just because it's smarter if.
02:20:03
Yeah, dolphins rape.
02:20:06
Yeah. Like all the time.
02:20:07
Yeah. They know what they don't want the future.
02:20:09
Dolphins rape.
02:20:13
Not so smart now.
02:20:14
Done.
02:20:16
Go to Flat Transcom and you'll be able to get the new
02:20:19
dolphins rape t shirt.
02:20:22
It's right next to it was banana bread recipe.
02:20:25
You'd be surprised how they do it, too.
02:20:27
They do that like they.
02:20:28
They romance you.
02:20:29
They don't just. It would be a great shirt we had.
02:20:31
The front has just whatever the logo would be, which I would assume
02:20:34
just be there, either an actual head or a cartoonish head of Hitler
02:20:38
with, you know, some, you know, bread or like some just wheat.
02:20:42
And then on the back of the shirt you would have the recipe for the banana
02:20:46
bread recipe.
02:20:48
And then one of the, one of the,
02:20:49
one of the, instructions for the recipe is the gas, a bunch of juice?
02:20:54
Yeah.
02:20:55
All right.
02:20:56
Otherwise, it doesn't taste the same. It just doesn't.
02:20:58
All right,
02:21:00
I preheat oven to do temperature, and
02:21:04
that's hot.
02:21:05
Yeah.
02:21:06
It's like, it's got to be hot.
02:21:09
So we got more Holocaust jokes to come.
02:21:13
What's the first got the second half of the Cena a bag of air?
02:21:18
Sorry.
02:21:19
Yeah, but will he will he find a bag of air?
02:21:21
I mean, we he he got it confiscated at the front entrance.
02:21:25
He went out of his way.
02:21:26
His mom didn't have. He. He had a bad dream that, like,
02:21:29
he was going to lose it or lose his ticket.
02:21:31
So he wakes up and he's like, mom, what the fuck?
02:21:33
It's a whole story.
02:21:35
Yeah. The bags are missing.
02:21:36
Yeah, it's like a story board.
02:21:38
Wow. When
02:21:40
were you told that to make a storyboard?
02:21:43
Is it a complex story board now? Yeah.
02:21:46
Next week it will be okay.
02:21:49
You know, if Hitler's banana bread is ripe, bananas smashed, three,
02:21:54
third cup melted butter, one cup sugar, one egg beaten.
02:21:58
Of course it's beaten.
02:21:59
It's got to be a Jew egg, one teaspoon vanilla, one teaspoon baking soda.
02:22:03
Pinch of salt, one and a half cups of all purpose flour.
02:22:05
One ounce of methamphetamine.
02:22:08
The method.
02:22:09
No need for a mixer for this recipe.
02:22:11
Preheat the oven to 350.
02:22:12
With a wooden spoon, mix butter into match bananas
02:22:16
into a large mixing bowl, okay, sugar, egg, and vanilla.
02:22:18
Sprinkle the baking soda and salt over the mixture and mix in.
02:22:21
Add the flour. Last mix.
02:22:23
Pour mixture into a buttered four by eight inch loaf pan.
02:22:26
Bake for one hour. Cool on the rack.
02:22:29
Remove the pan and slice to serve.
02:22:30
If you do not have an appetite, that's because of the math.
02:22:32
No worries.
02:22:33
Go harass people in the street, masturbate and or have sex
02:22:36
furiously while not being able to climax for hours.
02:22:40
I've never done math.
02:22:40
That must be a side effect
02:22:42
then, to be sure, tear your teeth out of your skull
02:22:45
because the Jews are spying on you via Hebrew tooth magic.
02:22:49
Compliment me on my fucking art or I will make your family disappear.
02:22:52
It is good they were wrong.
02:22:53
I am an artist. Wow.
02:22:57
And once you've done your Adolf world
02:22:59
famous banana bread should be cooled off and ready to eat.
02:23:02
And it's perfect because without your Jew magic infested teeth,
02:23:06
the soft banana bread is perfect for the occasion.
02:23:09
Sweet.
02:23:09
When was I posted?
02:23:12
A long time ago.
02:23:13
Fuck.
02:23:14
So I was an original Hitler's?
02:23:17
No, Hitler was original handlers.
02:23:21
When I read.
02:23:22
Oh, yeah, Hitler's original when I read write.
02:23:30
All right, I guess I'll watch the,
02:23:32
the thing of the, as a consumer, what do I what will he.
02:23:38
He got the bag confiscated at the front entrance
02:23:40
because obviously they don't they don't let
02:23:42
empty bags in.
02:23:43
They thought I was suspicious. They told them no.
02:23:45
And what is he to do now?
02:23:47
Who knows?
02:23:47
Yeah.
02:23:55
Seal saved and straight from the last bell.
02:23:59
This is seen as last night. Yeah.
02:24:02
I'm gonna film this thing about two hours.
02:24:04
Empty plastic bags inside.
02:24:05
Oh, come on, man, it's for the farewell breeze.
02:24:07
One Ziploc bag for I key. To.
02:24:18
That looks dangerous.
02:24:20
One of the most anticipated events
02:24:23
in recent history is where we're going to catch the last.
02:24:26
Here.
02:24:27
Eagles forever.
02:24:30
This one feels plunging.
02:24:31
Can't risk leave. Not tonight.
02:24:32
Hey. Excuse me.
02:24:35
Cork. Allen. Anything?
02:24:36
Are we just a paper bag?
02:24:37
So that's my bag, a quick Ziploc.
02:24:39
Come on. That says never give up. I this one.
02:24:41
Nothing useless lacuna at the main event.
02:24:43
I need a Ziploc right now. Everyone in the
02:24:47
old mismo keyhole there next year for the hunt.
02:24:50
Yes. In fact, you look at that beauty.
02:24:52
That's when the pyro hits.
02:24:53
This thing's going straight to history.
02:24:55
Thank you for leaving back here.
02:24:56
Here I come.
02:25:11
Here. Yes.
02:25:29
Here. Oh!
02:25:34
My baby! Yes.
02:25:37
Here. You. Oh, yes. You.
02:25:39
Let's let's let's hear it.
02:25:41
Let him see it. But it's in there.
02:25:43
You really gotta put it on eBay.
02:25:44
Yep. 1700.
02:25:46
Buy it now.
02:25:47
Someone's going to sniff history.
02:25:48
Oh. You're disgusting.
02:25:50
Good. You're shaking the whole world.
02:25:51
But if you open this to sniff it
02:25:54
anyway, let's go see if
02:25:57
championship oxygen out of the ticket.
02:26:00
One thing, if you're not into buying it, maybe for five.
02:26:04
We made a bet.
02:26:06
Anything is worth a dinner.
02:26:07
Oh, wouldn't you say something else is for nothing?
02:26:10
Like it didn't mean anything. Yeah.
02:26:11
Why do you this that question you people do atmosphere and shit.
02:26:15
What? Nobody believes near it due to
02:26:19
managing is going to catch somewhere else.
02:26:22
Air saw air from the chance.
02:26:24
Farewell genius. That's where the new sense of fun.
02:26:27
You're just jealous.
02:26:28
Just for the whole championship that gets the bang.
02:26:33
That's air from the chest.
02:26:34
Farewell, princess.
02:26:35
Leave her alone, bro. You.
02:26:38
Think. What? What's this process? You.
02:26:40
You need to come with us. Complaints about you bothering people got complaints?
02:26:42
You to know the people shoving that bag in their eyes.
02:26:45
History. Oh, that's nice.
02:26:47
And everything. Whether it's air or gold.
02:26:48
Doesn't matter. You're disturbing guessing. You're done for the night.
02:26:51
You can't prove it's not what this is about.
02:26:52
Let's move on. Please, guys.
02:26:54
Come on. The air.
02:26:55
In the bag.
02:26:56
Air championship night air. Priceless.
02:26:58
It's just not just air. It's the last breath of that main event.
02:27:01
Y'all wouldn't understand nothing, bro.
02:27:03
Yeah, and you're carrying a cup of flat soda air. Can't.
02:27:06
Main event atmosphere. Final breath of greatness right here.
02:27:11
That you can't see to breathe.
02:27:12
Still see your mama?
02:27:13
We are out. People on the auction page.
02:27:15
Your eyes on the road.
02:27:16
Please watch one for sure. Five money in the bag.
02:27:19
Brother, I must get this baby on eBay.
02:27:21
I'll throw the last match here, you know.
02:27:23
Farewell.
02:27:23
Bring price 1700 narrow.
02:27:38
As you bomb will blow.
02:27:42
Up! The shop now!
02:27:46
You can't.
02:27:51
He's perfect.
02:27:53
It's fantastic.
02:27:55
This is not perfect. The.
02:28:02
Why are we on the side?
02:28:03
It's the Brady Angel show. Brady.
02:28:06
And ordinary as above and so below.
02:28:10
Because he's so close, Brady.
02:28:12
And for sure, we're doing it our way.
02:28:15
We're gonna make it make our dreams come true.
02:28:18
Brady and your show it's Brady
02:28:22
and draw extension now Brady draw.
02:28:28
So as of right now
02:28:32
the John Cena bag of air zero bids.
02:28:35
And then one day 15 hours 40
02:28:39
to have you this in the last 24 hours.
02:28:44
What did he tell me?
02:28:45
He said there was thousands of people watching, a thousand people watching it.
02:28:50
Gonna go back to his quote.
02:28:52
I want to make a assumptions.
02:28:54
I mean, it does say 37 viewed in the last 24 hours.
02:28:59
We're giving it a bunch of free advertising,
02:29:03
I guess.
02:29:03
So here, I'll go to it.
02:29:05
I have it open.
02:29:05
I'm staring right at it while I'm watching you try to go to it.
02:29:10
3000 views and 200 watchers.
02:29:12
He said he had 200 watchers on the previous one.
02:29:14
Now that was, I guess, immediately following the event.
02:29:17
I don't know what.
02:29:19
So this is where
02:29:19
I get a little bit, skeptical.
02:29:22
Right.
02:29:23
So he says, even in the description it says something about this as well.
02:29:28
But,
02:29:30
I was taken down cause I never verified my account.
02:29:34
And once I did, I had to start over. Which was.
02:29:36
Which is okay if you go to his reviews.
02:29:40
He's sold stuff before he has a review on some.
02:29:43
He has a review on a purchase and a review on selling something.
02:29:47
Yeah.
02:29:47
So he has sold something six months along with the purchase.
02:29:51
And maybe they changed.
02:29:52
Maybe they changed their something and he needed to re-up his account
02:29:56
verification of some sort that you might as well.
02:30:00
But that that to me kind of seems a little bit odd. Right?
02:30:05
Just an ordinary seller.
02:30:07
Sports memorabilia.
02:30:11
Original post reach over 3000 views and 200 watchers.
02:30:14
So 200 people were watching it.
02:30:15
I don't know how you can see how many people are watching it right now.
02:30:18
I do think that's something that only he can see
02:30:21
right there.
02:30:22
37 viewed in the last 2437 viewed.
02:30:26
Yeah.
02:30:26
And I was looking at it yesterday
02:30:27
and the day before that, and it was only like
02:30:29
it was less than 42 I think because the, the it's coming to an end soon.
02:30:33
And so people are like, I wonder I wonder what's going on with that because it's
02:30:36
really the intrigue versus people actually interested in this item.
02:30:40
About $1.17.
02:30:45
I wonder if you think he has a minimum.
02:30:50
I know a YouTube. Does anyone know?
02:30:52
He said the highest offer I saw was $1,000.
02:30:54
So why didn't you take that offer?
02:30:56
Because you thought maybe you could get more.
02:30:57
And then what happens?
02:30:58
Because he's trying to get 1100 out of you?
02:31:01
Dude, he never had as much gauge engagement as you gave him.
02:31:05
Should I?
02:31:05
Should I offer him $0.99 or a dollar?
02:31:08
17 for 17 years?
02:31:09
Where 17 years or 17 matches?
02:31:13
Yeah, yeah it is.
02:31:14
I don't I've never put in any.
02:31:16
It's probably going to ask me for credit something maybe he maybe watch.
02:31:19
Maybe he didn't.
02:31:20
I don't know I mean he's got free shipping.
02:31:23
So if he agrees to $1.17 it's going to cost him.
02:31:25
I mean, I want that insured air bubble wrapped.
02:31:30
Climate controlled truck. Right.
02:31:32
So that's okay.
02:31:33
What else did I what else did he say?
02:31:35
I forgot I'm going to hit continue and see what I was.
02:31:38
Yeah.
02:31:39
He said bubble wrap and sensitivity is a priority.
02:31:42
I asked him about shipping and how can he guarantee it?
02:31:44
So I don't feel like bubble wrapping is going to help the bag.
02:31:48
Yeah, I'm not setting up a payment.
02:31:49
Not like you would just. It's all the. You know what I mean?
02:31:52
You would need to have a structure
02:31:54
that the bag would then sit in to where it would be like a cardboard
02:31:57
I'd like that would take, you know, little corners and shit, like,
02:32:02
I've sold plenty of shit on eBay and I've reinforced like, corners.
02:32:05
That way, if there is a crush situation, it's not going to like get to the item,
02:32:08
you know?
02:32:09
Yeah. You want to protect it.
02:32:12
And you didn't say anything about that.
02:32:14
I just said bubble wrap and sensitivity.
02:32:15
Like, if you have that bag and you wrap a bunch of bubble wrap around it
02:32:19
and you sit on it, that bag in the middle, that Ziploc bags popping open.
02:32:26
Don't worry.
02:32:26
This. I don't know if he's giving.
02:32:28
No, I don't know.
02:32:30
There's also the eBay look.
02:32:32
Like I said in the group chat, the aspect of,
02:32:36
eBay money back guarantee or you getting shipping insurance and shit like that.
02:32:40
No, there is no eBay money back guarantee.
02:32:43
But what if it's shipping, right?
02:32:46
But you can get shipping insurance, right?
02:32:47
Like, I would yeah, I, I was thinking about that a little bit.
02:32:51
So you have to you can,
02:32:53
you can get insurance but you have to declare the value.
02:32:55
And they would get an appraiser and be like, you're an idiot
02:32:59
if the if their appraiser doesn't match,
02:33:01
have you ever had to file like a damage collision claim?
02:33:05
Usually it's like you told your car, we're going to give you 350 bucks.
02:33:08
You're like, well, hold on a second.
02:33:09
It's going to have to be a little bit more than that.
02:33:12
They're going to tell you, but usually it's just a click of a button.
02:33:14
Like when you buy tickets for something, it's like,
02:33:16
do you want insurance for blah blah, blah?
02:33:18
Oh yeah, you'll definitely take your $17 on your $1,700
02:33:22
fucking they'll, they'll take the money.
02:33:24
They'll they'll take it and get you insurance.
02:33:26
But when you try to file a claim on it, the appraiser or whatever that person's
02:33:30
called the adjuster, whatever is just going to laugh in your face,
02:33:34
they're like, show me
02:33:36
where somebody's in the art world or collector's world appraised this.
02:33:40
You know, they got that.
02:33:40
There's a couple of places, houses there, whatever the house or whatever, and they,
02:33:44
you know, you get a baseball card, they put a value on it.
02:33:48
You need at least that before you think you're going to get any insurance.
02:33:50
More than
02:33:52
how much is a fucking 25 pack
02:33:54
of glad or, best value?
02:33:58
It's got to be like at least 3 or 4 for the company
02:34:00
or what do they call it when you get the the cards, scored.
02:34:03
What is it? What is it called?
02:34:05
Yeah, that's what I was trying to think of,
02:34:07
but I have no idea I hear it I to something something something house.
02:34:10
I've never had one but they've got the little case
02:34:12
and then they've got, like the official Typekit of authenticity.
02:34:15
Yeah.
02:34:15
And then it's like scored at a certain like one, two, ten or something like that
02:34:18
is, am I saying, is it scored? I feel like it's scored.
02:34:20
I think it's like crazy.
02:34:21
When you say scored, it sounds like you're cutting it halfway through level.
02:34:24
I guess if we just look up cards on either.
02:34:32
The third one is just both combined, right.
02:34:35
The video that's up. Yeah.
02:34:36
That would that's going to be what we go out on.
02:34:38
This is going to be a six minute run of that whole thing.
02:34:45
Which is that's a little grand
02:34:46
jurist to just think that you're going to we're going to go out on that, don't you?
02:34:49
I mean, but you're the only one way you can play, right?
02:34:51
So fine with that. We're going.
02:34:53
I don't care then don't.
02:34:54
I just thought it would fit all the other one.
02:34:56
I thought, you know, when we were doing the show
02:34:58
to play the six minute clip or something would be obnoxious at the end of the show
02:35:02
to highlight the entire thing again, because, you know, I may have spent,
02:35:06
you know, significant amounts of, yeah, I kind of like it.
02:35:09
I kind of way more time like Gary spent, right in the monologue.
02:35:15
Yeah, but I just kept throwing the scene together and then different.
02:35:18
Oh, I want to, like, show the progressing from the scene to that scene.
02:35:21
So how do I do that.
02:35:23
Right. So every day or gives you 30 credits.
02:35:25
And so it's like, well what can I do today, sir.
02:35:28
They're getting better.
02:35:29
The guy looked very similar from scene to scene.
02:35:32
So I got so you can do characters.
02:35:33
And I've avoided doing that just because I didn't
02:35:35
want to like get too in-depth because that would have I.
02:35:39
And this is where I'm would get at.
02:35:40
I got to have shit for everything like, and you've got to, like,
02:35:43
build out the character and then do like a character of it.
02:35:47
And I didn't think about it at first because I did a character of the mom.
02:35:52
After I started getting a bunch of different moms
02:35:55
and I was like, fuck, I should have did that from the beginning.
02:35:57
And so I was kind of mad.
02:35:58
Nobody notices the mom.
02:36:00
The only I,
02:36:01
I look at the like the main character and when he like, they change the color.
02:36:05
I just kept the blue.
02:36:06
I tried to do like, you know, old, old mom.
02:36:10
Blue or yellow shirt,
02:36:12
blue cardigan, sweater unbuttoned
02:36:15
like one of that made her in more time.
02:36:17
I made her black and it's like,
02:36:19
I guess I gotta say white every time now, which is fine.
02:36:22
It should just throw 14% of, you know, my sorrow.
02:36:25
Things should be a black person, right?
02:36:27
Like unless I specify
02:36:30
white, not black,
02:36:32
anybody but black like, wait a minute.
02:36:35
Graded. Graded.
02:36:36
Did I say graded early earlier?
02:36:38
Yeah. You said graded. No. You said scored.
02:36:41
Yeah.
02:36:41
Graded I think graded as the term even slicer.
02:36:44
Anything that's super spritzer seltzer crisp air
02:36:50
from John Cena.
02:36:51
See what I did there?
02:36:52
Beckett Beckett. Does minting okay. Minting.
02:36:54
Yeah. 9.5.
02:36:56
Yeah. That was the best.
02:36:56
That was the best wordplay of the entire show.
02:36:58
And it just right over.
02:37:01
I was in, Chris.
02:37:02
But I'll say it again.
02:37:02
Crisp air, crisp air from John Cena.
02:37:06
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
02:37:09
Now again, why is this video being deleted?
02:37:11
Why are people not allowed to see what's really going on in Europe?
02:37:15
What's that?
02:37:16
Do you post that somebody stabbed somebody.
02:37:19
Yeah. So this is interesting.
02:37:21
So apparently there's a bunch of migrants that, they're trying to hide on the news
02:37:25
because they don't want to know,
02:37:26
like, it's a big deal, but there is a bunch of random migrants that are a hell.
02:37:30
You say hiding migrant. It's
02:37:33
now this video.
02:37:34
It doesn't show anything graphic per se, but it is.
02:37:37
It is. Oh, children's playground.
02:37:40
There are women.
02:37:41
I'm sure somebody is get stabbed here.
02:37:44
He's not the most efficient stabber.
02:37:46
My thing is, there's a guy that's standing on this playground equipment
02:37:50
and he's like, filming and yelling, I think.
02:37:52
And at some point he decides to slide down the slide
02:37:55
like a child, like with his feet forward and everything.
02:37:58
That's creepy.
02:37:59
And then he proceeds to run away.
02:38:01
So I don't know if, like, he just play it.
02:38:04
You're just guessing and then we'll
02:38:08
some random.
02:38:19
So this is, horrible situation.
02:38:23
It it does appear to be this one guy, but this is I've seen I was trying to fight.
02:38:26
I lost this video. I was trying to find it again.
02:38:28
And there's like a lot of videos
02:38:31
of stuff like this.
02:38:32
And he cooked it.
02:38:35
For the.
02:38:39
Amount.
02:38:40
There we go.
02:38:44
This.
02:38:46
All right, so this guy with the bag is like, doesn't want to leave.
02:38:48
I think because he's like wanting to protect it.
02:38:50
The women getting. So you saw the guy up on the equipment.
02:38:52
He's like on his phone is not really doing much.
02:38:57
Okay. No.
02:38:57
Here comes here.
02:39:00
This woman's getting fucked with. He does nothing.
02:39:03
And then he's like, here goes.
02:39:06
He's this is
02:39:09
we we.
02:39:11
And then he runs away.
02:39:12
But he does wait.
02:39:14
And now, dude, she she comes by.
02:39:17
There's a there's a director here. This is.
02:39:19
I don't mean to be safe.
02:39:20
What is this, the Truman Show?
02:39:22
Dude, look, everything the he was paying so they doesn't provide him.
02:39:27
He doesn't try to rush.
02:39:29
It's not like it's on that side. And that's the quickest way to go.
02:39:32
So many terrorists wear
02:39:33
jorts, for crying out loud.
02:39:38
And they all record he up there.
02:39:40
Have you cooked it?
02:39:44
For the for the comfort.
02:39:48
This.
02:39:51
See the.
02:39:51
Watch it, watch it with full stride.
02:39:53
With this fucking this.
02:39:56
It's slide guard it.
02:39:58
He does it does a very feminine tear.
02:40:01
He's like let me just slide down the side really quick
02:40:03
because I plan if you were to go on the slide and I want to do this
02:40:06
one time before I left, this is my childhood slide.
02:40:09
And I gotta leave here right now because obviously
02:40:11
I'm not gonna be able to come back because there is going to be a crime scene.
02:40:16
Let me just get one last one slide
02:40:18
up that I didn't even mean to hit that that's so sensitive.
02:40:22
Hey, it made no sense.
02:40:27
I'm hating on a sliding ability.
02:40:29
Doing.
02:40:32
Because he's not trying to be like hero.
02:40:33
You think that maybe he's, like, rushing in to be here?
02:40:35
I just so happens, like,
02:40:38
it's like it's fireman's ball.
02:40:39
Is it sliding in?
02:40:43
So he could have jumped in there,
02:40:45
jump off and jump on the guy like it.
02:40:48
Look.
02:40:48
Look at how he's I mean I've never stabbed anybody.
02:40:52
Yeah ever.
02:40:53
He's a very bad stabber.
02:40:57
I'm not sure.
02:40:59
Like he had a chance to gut that lady. No.
02:41:01
If they're not rooting, I'm not rooting for the terrorist.
02:41:04
He looks like he turned the knife around.
02:41:05
That's why I think it's a skit.
02:41:07
And he's there, like, take a while, I think here.
02:41:09
This might be where the two.
02:41:12
That right there, dude,
02:41:15
that backing away, he's like, oh, you can't see me.
02:41:18
He's running with his hands, causing terror just to cause terror.
02:41:22
And he doesn't like murder. People.
02:41:25
Oh, do don't see stabbing the kid.
02:41:27
He's seven of the kid there.
02:41:28
I think because there's a kid, there's a baby in that carriage
02:41:30
and he's like, yeah, get him one of their young.
02:41:33
I guess.
02:41:34
So look at look at the fucking.
02:41:36
So slide man is post slide.
02:41:39
That does nothing with it.
02:41:41
It's like, can you like swoop in and catch the guy off
02:41:42
guard, like, here, let me runs away
02:41:47
but go back to free slide.
02:41:49
Well definitely in character I love the seat forward
02:41:52
really because he goes with him right still.
02:41:55
And it's like he's chasing after him.
02:41:57
It's like he like grabbed a woman and protected her.
02:42:00
He just does one look at him, dude.
02:42:01
Like, if I was a third person, I would, I would like
02:42:06
grab the woman to help me with the child instead of this woman
02:42:09
that's longer than a knife, his short knife.
02:42:11
And I would just see. There's the point. You just touched on something.
02:42:14
You shouldn't have to go find a weapon. You should know exactly where it is.
02:42:17
You just.
02:42:17
Just reach down and holster it and be prepared.
02:42:20
Right.
02:42:22
As much as I'd love to just run at him, he's got a knife.
02:42:25
And I've seen pictures of knife wounds and they're gruesome.
02:42:30
Yeah, but, I mean, somebody has to I mean,
02:42:32
I don't I,
02:42:35
I say bad guy is the only guy with the, with the most like weapons.
02:42:40
And he for some reason he doesn't want to take the one off of his back.
02:42:43
And why not just everyone just leave.
02:42:47
Yeah.
02:42:47
Why are they running around in the pen?
02:42:49
No, we want to finish.
02:42:50
The guy wants to fucking go on the slide.
02:42:52
He does not want to leave.
02:42:54
But he came the see right there again.
02:42:56
Right there. Dude, he could have gutted this.
02:42:58
He could have. But he does a quick he does a quick guy
02:43:01
I think you know what.
02:43:02
Wait I was like slow.
02:43:04
He's special. He's not a terrorist.
02:43:06
He thinks he's playing with the children.
02:43:08
I mean, this is a pirate themed park.
02:43:11
He's got like so much pirate garb on, I guess you could say
02:43:16
Jack Sparrow in here.
02:43:19
Right there again, that's
02:43:21
it's like he's playing tag and then Jack Sparrow.
02:43:24
Oh, is that sly guy right there?
02:43:25
He's running around again.
02:43:27
And I don't know who you introduced into the scene.
02:43:29
I thought he, We'll call him Ethan the fuck out of there after this.
02:43:33
After the slide.
02:43:35
Oh, he just called.
02:43:37
Your name is. He's in.
02:43:39
What the fuck is up with their.
02:43:43
Bro, what?
02:43:52
Are you the one filming?
02:43:53
Is this your little bit? Is that right?
02:43:55
Yeah.
02:43:56
That's right, I paid him.
02:43:57
Yeah, this is a skit we filmed,
02:43:59
and then we're just jogging by.
02:44:01
Did you see that?
02:44:03
Yeah, there was a second.
02:44:03
There was the second Truman Show. Like.
02:44:06
Like. Right.
02:44:07
Yeah, right.
02:44:07
He first was this one
02:44:10
I'm going to see. Yeah.
02:44:12
Dude, did it do just a bystander dude to do.
02:44:15
And then I'm having a good joke he's making.
02:44:18
I'm not laughing at this scene here.
02:44:19
It's obviously horrible.
02:44:21
Is it though?
02:44:22
I mean, like, are you still chasing?
02:44:24
I play like he close the game.
02:44:26
No no no no it's it's so when you have children
02:44:28
you realize these have a spring they self-closing your children can't escape.
02:44:32
No no no he like pushes it behind him.
02:44:34
No, no.
02:44:35
He he stopped it from slamming.
02:44:38
Because if you don't do that,
02:44:39
it'll get to the back of your fucking foot and it hurts.
02:44:43
Go back. Go back a bit more.
02:44:44
You're you're right on the closing. Yeah. Here we go.
02:44:50
Okay, yeah I did it's a slow close.
02:44:53
That's the one that's like slow goes my good slow
02:44:56
close for look for slow close mystery.
02:45:00
Yeah.
02:45:01
The film they were like you know what the producer people are on to us.
02:45:04
We need to make it look like you're just filming which projects that have.
02:45:08
Yes. Let go.
02:45:13
Let's get the ominous tattoo and feet so that.
02:45:16
Right.
02:45:17
So if you see anybody with this tattoo
02:45:20
or anybody with those sliding slide skills,
02:45:22
if you see the gentleman at the slide, tell him that, I think it's a comb.
02:45:26
We did something.
02:45:31
It's.
02:45:32
What are you trying to say? He was combing the kid's hair.
02:45:34
He's reaching out.
02:45:35
He's got a cowlick. She's, like, infected. He's.
02:45:38
He was definitely grooming.
02:45:39
He was definitely grooming. Ooh. Oh, no.
02:45:42
What does it have to say about that?
02:45:44
It fucking sucks.
02:45:46
What about the Somali woman?
02:45:50
I'm the kid.
02:45:51
What Somali woman?
02:45:54
This one. Oh, yeah.
02:45:55
So this woman is, quite interesting.
02:45:57
Just listen to what she said.
02:45:58
This is obviously a Somali.
02:46:00
I'm proud to be Somali.
02:46:02
She looks like a black speaking Somali.
02:46:04
Isn't just eating bananas with rice.
02:46:07
It's, It's a lie.
02:46:08
It's like, it's a banana.
02:46:12
Just think,
02:46:15
for some reason, that sounded very racist over.
02:46:18
Yeah, that's what she's trying.
02:46:19
You know, being an African American in the United States just isn't.
02:46:23
It's not just eating watermelon and fried chicken.
02:46:25
Yeah, essentially, that's what she's saying.
02:46:27
It's very hard to describe what needs to be Somali
02:46:30
and what it means to be American, but severe underbite.
02:46:34
Fusion.
02:46:35
It's kind of like the hawks like that.
02:46:37
Like, you know, people don't really talk to me, like, you know, it's.
02:46:42
It's all right. I can rewind it.
02:46:44
No. That's fine. I just don't know if you heard it.
02:46:46
So I'm Somali. I, I'm proud to be.
02:46:49
I don't need to hear.
02:46:50
To me, being Somali isn't just.
02:46:52
Oh, comment was last week.
02:46:54
It's, it's a it's like,
02:46:58
it's, it's, it's like such a thing.
02:47:01
It's, it's very hard to describe what it means to be Somali
02:47:05
and what it means to be American, but
02:47:07
it's like a cultural fusion.
02:47:10
It's kind of like the bananas and. Right.
02:47:13
You know, people don't really see it.
02:47:15
That's not a fusion.
02:47:16
The bananas are rice a thing?
02:47:18
You have to fuze it with something.
02:47:19
Oh, you can eat bananas with rice.
02:47:21
But that's what it's like to be Somali and American.
02:47:24
It's like that combination of banana and rice.
02:47:28
But you're going to get what I mean
02:47:30
automatically means there's so there's so wrong.
02:47:34
Why do you think this is?
02:47:37
I personally believe
02:47:39
that U.S Americans are unable to do so because,
02:47:44
some people out there in our nation don't have that.
02:47:49
And, I believe that our education like, such as, like such as matter such as,
02:47:54
like gravity, such as in South Africa and, Dirac everywhere.
02:47:59
Like such as, like such as, like like such as.
02:48:03
And I believe that they should
02:48:06
our education over here and then us should help the U.S.
02:48:10
I should help South Africa, it should help the hierarchy in the Asian countries.
02:48:15
So we will be able to build up our future for our.
02:48:19
Thank you very much.
02:48:20
Like such as like
02:48:23
so going back to your what was your, your your metaphor?
02:48:27
It was, watermelon and
02:48:30
the fried chicken.
02:48:31
You tried to catch me in some kind of trap, aren't you?
02:48:34
No, I'm just saying, it's.
02:48:35
It's like saying that watermelon and fried chicken, you know, it's.
02:48:37
I imagine, like, black people are like watermelon and fried chicken.
02:48:40
It's like, no, that's not that's not the case.
02:48:42
It's more dynamic than that.
02:48:43
It's like it's it's like they're watermelon and fried chicken, you know?
02:48:48
It's literally sounds like the same thing.
02:48:50
It's literally what you said.
02:48:52
It is what it is.
02:48:53
Do you know what?
02:48:54
That's a misnomer to everyone.
02:48:56
Fucking loves watermelon and fried chicken.
02:48:58
I know, I don't understand that.
02:49:00
Now. I do say when I was on one of my road trips last year,
02:49:03
there was this specific area in
02:49:06
either either Georgia we go or Alabama.
02:49:09
I think it was Alabama.
02:49:11
They had a sign at the, I think I mentioned this on the show,
02:49:14
but they had a sign at the rest area that said that, spit.
02:49:18
Do not leave your watermelon rinds or spit
02:49:21
watermelon seeds or something like that on the grass or something like that.
02:49:24
I should you not.
02:49:25
It was a sign made specifically for the area.
02:49:28
It was like street sign, like.
02:49:30
Well, you understand why, right?
02:49:33
Because a bunch of people were spitting watermelon seeds and throwing watermelon
02:49:36
rinds on the ground there, right? But then.
02:49:39
But then what happens?
02:49:42
A whole shitload of watermelons grow
02:49:44
and a bunch of animals come and eat the rinds, right?
02:49:47
Yeah.
02:49:48
I mean, well, they grow shit growing.
02:49:51
Yeah, well, the good thing, though, when you come back and get free watermelon.
02:49:55
I remember before weed was legal,
02:49:57
there was an organization that literally said don't.
02:49:59
And yes, legal, sir, do not get it twisted.
02:50:02
In the olden days, we used to have to separate
02:50:06
our horrible weed with a bunch of sticks and seeds, and then they told us
02:50:09
just to take those seeds, throw them everywhere
02:50:12
like Johnny Appleseed, but with weed, Johnny weed seed, right.
02:50:17
Isn't that interesting?
02:50:17
So what we did was we were told we were told that as a Johnny Appleseed did.
02:50:21
Yeah, that's what we did.
02:50:22
A bunch of weed smokers did for years. And there's not.
02:50:25
We grown everywhere.
02:50:29
What?
02:50:30
But but there is everywhere.
02:50:34
I guess there's not random apple trees growing everywhere too, you know?
02:50:36
So I have a funny story.
02:50:38
It's a real short story. It's more of a statement.
02:50:40
We had weed grow in the back of a car
02:50:43
through the carpet.
02:50:46
A weed or weed?
02:50:48
A weed plant from a seed
02:50:50
like it must have, like literally kill some.
02:50:53
Not that I ever smoked weed in the car, but hey, if you have parents
02:50:57
and they nobody has anywhere for you to go.
02:51:00
You know, sitting in a park in your car
02:51:04
and then some sweaty ass, it was gross.
02:51:07
Sweaty. Yeah.
02:51:07
No, no.
02:51:08
So it was it was an old car.
02:51:09
It had a bit of a leak.
02:51:11
It like, wasn't a hole in the floor, but
02:51:13
like, carpet, the carpet would get sopping wet from the rusting through the bottom.
02:51:17
I don't know, sometimes you like some cars of.
02:51:18
I don't know what it does, but you just some, like, tend to like, fog up more.
02:51:21
They have bad circulation or some shit like that.
02:51:23
And so like some the glass will fog up if you don't have your defroster is going.
02:51:27
I thought maybe be something like that.
02:51:28
Otherwise second guess would be is what?
02:51:31
Definitely the hole in the floor.
02:51:34
Think a third third
02:51:35
choice would be hole in the floor.
02:51:40
I thought asked what would be more dynamic because it's like,
02:51:42
man, that'd be like, cool, let's like, take this and put it in the ground.
02:51:45
And it's like, yeah, but it was growing with air sweat.
02:51:47
So I don't know if fertilizer to ask what's probably better than just road
02:51:51
moisture and sweating for the fort, which should be clear for the plant to grow.
02:51:56
Not regular society. You want to.
02:52:00
I try not to think about that.
02:52:02
Like right now.
02:52:03
And for the last several years, I've been helping one of my family members,
02:52:06
which I talk about briefly, and I go to all kinds of places with them
02:52:11
and they're always like, hey, why don't you have a seat?
02:52:14
Even if it's a small waiting room with two chairs? Have a seat.
02:52:16
Chris Hansen I was like, I'm like, no, no, thank you.
02:52:20
And then they're like, have a seat.
02:52:21
And they literally like, push me, start bullying me to sit down.
02:52:24
I finally I built it, I built, I consider.
02:52:29
The camera I have a seat.
02:52:30
I know how this is.
02:52:31
You know
02:52:33
but I finally I so I'm like, you know what?
02:52:35
I, I'm sick of arguing with this politeness and they think I'm freaking.
02:52:39
They're like, you're making me nervous.
02:52:40
They'll even say something like, listen, I drive for a living.
02:52:44
So if I'm not in my car, I pretty much don't want to sit down.
02:52:49
And then they leave me alone.
02:52:50
But I shouldn't have to come up with an excuse to if you want to stand to stand.
02:52:53
Because I'm not sitting in that nasty chair with everyone's ass.
02:52:55
What? That's what I was getting to.
02:52:57
Especially the doctor.
02:52:58
Especially the dermatologist.
02:53:00
Especially at the proctologist.
02:53:02
You. Can you imagine what's on those? I going to piss?
02:53:05
Can you
02:53:06
imagine what's on those fucking waiting room chairs
02:53:09
as I so, so fastly look through for this and I just can't seem to find it?
02:53:14
Everything's reversed.
02:53:15
That's why I entered him in from bottom up, thinking
02:53:19
that they would be the same order, but then they end up switching anyways.
02:53:23
Where is it?
02:53:27
Yeah.
02:53:28
Next week I'm gonna put thumbnails on all these
02:53:29
so I can read them and recognize them right away.
02:53:32
Again.
02:53:34
All right, so I was going to get to this.
02:53:35
And since I can't find the what's up your but
02:53:38
I just can't believe I missed this fucking movie.
02:53:41
Dude, this looks like the worst movie ever. For.
02:53:47
Hey. See,
02:53:51
you took the Sunday graveyard shift again.
02:53:55
When's the last time you left the office?
02:53:59
That's classified.
02:54:11
Don't ever click on file on your computer.
02:54:13
Goliath collecting massive amounts of data
02:54:16
with the Goliath program
02:54:19
on this precious resource on Earth is data.
02:54:24
It's not called Goliath.
02:54:26
And data is food for the superior intelligence.
02:54:30
Wait, what?
02:54:32
Wait a second.
02:54:32
What?
02:54:36
Data is food
02:54:39
data. Jack, that. We've seen this.
02:54:41
You've seen this?
02:54:45
The data is there.
02:54:49
No. See where?
02:54:50
I've never seen anything like this. You.
02:54:56
I when this video
02:54:57
is coming in from all over the world.
02:55:00
Terrifying scenes wiping out
02:55:03
of these meteors.
02:55:07
That you wish nothing.
02:55:10
You're out of there.
02:55:27
I'm coming for you now.
02:55:35
I. Okay.
02:55:38
Your data is deadly, all right.
02:55:40
But not for the reasons that that movie made it seem.
02:55:43
But then I have this guy who seems to have.
02:55:46
He can say it way better than I can.
02:55:50
This was
02:55:53
the pitch meeting.
02:55:54
So you have a new movie for me?
02:55:56
Yes, sir, I do.
02:55:57
I'm thinking it's time for a new take on War of the worlds.
02:56:00
That's a good idea.
02:56:01
Some good sci
02:56:02
fi for people to pop on after a long day of being stuck on zoom calls.
02:56:05
So what's this one going to be like?
02:56:07
It's going to be like being on a zoom call for 90 minutes.
02:56:09
Oh, that sounds amazing. Yeah, the whole thing.
02:56:11
And I mean, the whole thing is going to look like you're
02:56:13
looking at a computer screen that's so freaking immersive.
02:56:16
It's going to be like, you're right in the action,
02:56:17
watching the action from a computer screen.
02:56:20
Exactly.
02:56:20
And we're going to see the main character
02:56:22
react to alien footage through his webcam.
02:56:24
Wow. Well, we're going to need someone with some serious acting chops.
02:56:27
If the whole movie is going to be a close up of him reacting.
02:56:29
Ice Cube is good at frowning. Well, that should work just fine.
02:56:32
Okay, so Ice Cube works at the Department
02:56:34
of Homeland Security, and he's the guy who's in charge
02:56:36
of looking at people through cameras and listening in on their phone calls.
02:56:39
So he, like, leads a team or something.
02:56:41
He seems to be completely alone in the DHS building.
02:56:44
Okay.
02:56:44
And when we meet him, he's tracking his kids
02:56:46
every move and spying on them and reading their private conversations.
02:56:50
Yeah, this guy's kind of an invasive creep.
02:56:52
No, it's because he cares about his kid's huge invasion of privacy.
02:56:55
He also has a dead wife.
02:56:56
Well, now he's a sympathetic character. This is a good protagonist.
02:56:59
Thank you.
02:57:00
So he hacks his daughter's fridge
02:57:01
and then calls to yell at her for not eating enough protein.
02:57:04
Just a real good guy.
02:57:05
And his son downloads
02:57:06
a video game to have some fun, and he hacks the computer and deletes it.
02:57:09
A hero among men. Anyway.
02:57:11
So later, as ice cubes trying to take down this hacker,
02:57:13
the disrupter, a bunch of meteors hit the planet.
02:57:16
Oh, did nobody see them coming? Nope.
02:57:18
Because all the world's satellites were taken down a couple days earlier.
02:57:21
Meteors sweat.
02:57:23
So humanity had no way of seeing this coming.
02:57:25
But then these frickin
02:57:26
large machines come out of the meteors and start attacking people.
02:57:29
Oh, no.
02:57:30
Yeah. So Ice Cube's going to be like, whoa,
02:57:35
oh my goodness.
02:57:36
As he watches footage. As he watches footage. That's right.
02:57:38
But then he wants to go help his daughter who's injured,
02:57:40
but he can't leave the room because the door is locked.
02:57:43
So how is he supposed to get through a glass door and exit this room?
02:57:47
Impossible.
02:57:48
So he returns to his computer
02:57:49
and hijacks a Tesla for her and self drives into the hospital.
02:57:52
Shouldn't he be helping with Homeland Security? He's getting to that.
02:57:55
Okay, so now he's got to do this super action
02:57:57
pack thing where he puts together a presentation for the president.
02:58:01
Yeah.
02:58:01
So we'll see him taking screenshots from cameras and from the news and whatnot.
02:58:05
He's getting his information from the news constantly.
02:58:08
Yeah, the news is reporting on things before he can even find them out.
02:58:11
So he presents this to the president
02:58:13
and the president's like, yeah, we should shoot the aliens. Probably.
02:58:16
Yeah.
02:58:16
Well, thank God Ice Cube gathered some screenshots on his computer
02:58:20
and organized them into neat columns.
02:58:22
And heroic spreadsheets are tied.
02:58:24
But then we're going to learn that the aliens
02:58:25
are actually here to eat our data.
02:58:27
What does that mean? Data? Is there food?
02:58:29
What does that mean?
02:58:30
They think of it as so freaking tasty.
02:58:32
So they start eating all of it.
02:58:34
And there's ice cubes. Looking at his dead wife's Facebook page.
02:58:37
They eat that and it disappears in real time.
02:58:39
Aliens eat ice cubes.
02:58:41
Dead wife's face clicking.
02:58:43
We put this movie into production, and they start eating everybody's data
02:58:46
and the military's data and the government's data,
02:58:49
which means, well, freaking passenger airplanes fall to their deaths.
02:58:52
The planes die.
02:58:53
That's what we're going to write on screen. Yeah.
02:58:55
And then obviously, all military equipment and planes stop working.
02:58:58
And tanks.
02:58:59
No more tanks because the data was eaten by aliens.
02:59:02
Yeah, because how could a tank? Tank?
02:59:03
If it's data tank tanks, you're making a lot of sense and I like that.
02:59:06
So then Ice Cube is going to find out
02:59:07
that his son is the hacker he was looking for.
02:59:10
How he, like, undoes the hackers voice modifier and realizes it's his kid.
02:59:14
He had never undone the voice modifier before despite having that ability
02:59:17
this entire time. Correct.
02:59:19
And it turns out his son knows that the government started
02:59:21
the surveillance operation called Goliath, that they knew would attract aliens.
02:59:25
Oh, they knew about the aliens day to day. They sure did.
02:59:28
But they wanted to see inside people's Amazon cards real bad.
02:59:30
Understandable.
02:59:31
So then Ice Cube confronts the director of Homeland Security about it.
02:59:34
Was he going to beat him up? Oh, no. He confronts him over zoom.
02:59:37
Remember, this is on a computer screen, right?
02:59:39
Well, that's just as exciting and cinematic.
02:59:42
You'd know it.
02:59:42
So then this freaking guy locks him out of the DHS system.
02:59:45
Whoa.
02:59:46
So he has no choice but to join his son's hacker squad and upload a YouTube
02:59:49
video exposing the whole thing?
02:59:51
Oh, the aliens didn't eat YouTube yet?
02:59:53
No, they ate Facebook. They did not eat YouTube. Yes.
02:59:56
Well, fantastic.
02:59:56
But now the government wants to destroy watch movies so they can cover up
03:00:01
YouTube Goliath and protect it with rubble,
03:00:03
which is actually inside ice cubes building.
03:00:05
Why do they plan on bombing it with bomber planes?
03:00:08
I thought all the planes were down. Hey! Shut up!
03:00:10
So now I better secure data
03:00:11
for his daughter to make a virus to take down his daughter, too?
03:00:15
Yeah, she's a scientist.
03:00:16
And she made a cannibal virus that they're going to combine
03:00:19
with a computer virus, and that's going to kill the aliens.
03:00:24
Well, I have no further questions.
03:00:26
So Ice Cube needs to put this virus
03:00:28
into the mainframe with a thumb drive, but he doesn't have one of those.
03:00:31
Oh, man. Going to be tough for him to save the day.
03:00:33
Now, actually, it's going to be super easy.
03:00:35
Barely an inconvenience.
03:00:36
Oh, really? Yeah.
03:00:37
See, his daughter's boyfriend's an Amazon
03:00:39
delivery guy, so Ice Cube puts an order in for a thumb drive on Amazon.com.
03:00:43
Oh, fuck. He can fly a drone with the thumb drive.
03:00:46
Oh, sorry. It's not sponsored by YouTube.
03:00:48
It's sponsored by Amazon. A little too subtle.
03:00:51
Can we kick that up way ahead of you at a certain point, the drone falls
03:00:54
and they give a homeless guy $1,000 Amazon gift card to go risk his life
03:00:58
and flip it perfect.
03:01:00
So now, it's finally figured out how. Fuck off.
03:01:03
The door has to run.
03:01:04
I can't wait for any encounters when it's already way better than this.
03:01:08
And he's like, move, bitch, get out the way.
03:01:10
I am going to say there's a call about an ice cube.
03:01:12
I've doing that movie.
03:01:14
So then Ice Cube saves the day and he decides he's
03:01:16
not going to work for the government anymore.
03:01:18
Instead, he's going to keep an eye on them.
03:01:20
Wow wow wow wow wow.
03:01:23
And then he gets the most valuable reward of all, like a medal or something.
03:01:26
A tweet from Joe Rogan himself.
03:01:30
Whoa.
03:01:30
I know there's no way people won't love this one.
03:01:35
He was putting it over.
03:01:37
Oh, look at that.
03:01:39
0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
03:01:43
Yeah,
03:01:44
but I haven't seen the movie for any of this.
03:01:47
So this is, you know, like, anything I he's done nothing.
03:01:51
Ice cube does nothing for me as a rapper.
03:01:56
And I like him as a rapper.
03:01:58
Okay.
03:01:58
Nothing less than I like doing the comedy.
03:02:00
So the rap,
03:02:02
he looks like a grandpa.
03:02:03
You don't think that's a classic song?
03:02:04
It's classic because of of of what it represents.
03:02:08
That are the terms of black struggle similar plays.
03:02:12
I know that's what black people have gone through with the police historically.
03:02:15
It's an it's it's the song that makes you go, yeah, yeah, I gotta get out.
03:02:21
Yeah. Emotions.
03:02:23
But it don't do nothing for me. Strategizing
03:02:27
when I
03:02:28
make the song that makes me want to jump out of a window.
03:02:32
Was he and N.W.A to date?
03:02:34
What's a good date,
03:02:37
bro? To Death Street and Eazy-E and my six foot
03:02:41
police didn't come bother us.
03:02:43
No mo.
03:02:45
That's not the way the lyrics go, but but that that cadence and eat it.
03:02:50
You might as well had him say green eggs and ham.
03:02:53
Sam. Ale.
03:02:56
You know, like anything like that was the full one.
03:02:58
But to redo that, I'm gonna ask you to redo this,
03:03:01
because he was so funny when the
03:03:03
the Tommy Chong joke.
03:03:05
No no no no no.
03:03:07
Ice cube. Do you get a card? That's fine.
03:03:10
What's wrong with what I did with that?
03:03:12
You did a whole team.
03:03:13
Like getting in that.
03:03:14
Like there's snakes in near.
03:03:18
That's him in every fucking mood.
03:03:21
It's true.
03:03:21
No death, no range.
03:03:23
I'm gonna ask you to redo this casino.
03:03:26
So this is new. Do not see this.
03:03:28
But this is in regard
03:03:29
because I've seen those interviews a couple times with them on via TV.
03:03:32
This is newer. In regards to that movie.
03:03:35
You had got an ice cube about his acting,
03:03:37
and then War of the worlds came out, which,
03:03:40
considered one of the worst films of this era.
03:03:42
Now, he actually addressed that.
03:03:44
He said the project was shot under strict Covid 19 protocols in 2020,
03:03:48
which forced him to complete his scenes in 15 days.
03:03:51
And he filmed it without the director or the cast present.
03:03:54
That's excuse you started to mention, highest to lowest.
03:03:58
Yes. Let's go there. Let's go. Yeah.
03:04:01
You asked me. Did I see it? Yes, I love it.
03:04:03
Yes. Great movie.
03:04:03
I thought a lot of people shitted on it.
03:04:05
Really? Yeah. Wow. That's what I said.
03:04:07
Are you just not gonna mention. I see it this way. You just gonna.
03:04:09
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
03:04:10
Okay. Got it. All right.
03:04:11
I see what you did. All right, we'll go forward.
03:04:14
Oh. Hi, Lois.
03:04:14
I thought was great. I thought it was awesome, even ASAP Rocky.
03:04:16
I thought I pulled it off pretty well.
03:04:18
Not not a great performance, but I think, yeah, I don't
03:04:21
I don't get the whole he looks like Denzel thing.
03:04:24
What a lot of people were saying. He looked like a young Denzel.
03:04:26
No he doesn't. I didn't see that at all. I don't see it at all.
03:04:29
But yeah, it checks out. Chin up.
03:04:32
You know, let's be proud.
03:04:33
This is our moment. Movie.
03:04:35
I, Lois, was a popcorn soda movie.
03:04:39
Never seen this movie.
03:04:40
Right?
03:04:41
Do the right thing is a statement movie school the like. See, I like it.
03:04:43
Yeah, okay.
03:04:44
Why is Crooklyn cool?
03:04:45
Yeah, they just start reviewing his movies. But.
03:04:48
But there was never a big fan.
03:04:50
I used to get Ice Cube and I stuff.
03:04:53
That's just. That's.
03:04:55
What's he talking about? Somebody different.
03:04:56
I stop, Ice cube is great because.
03:05:01
Because why?
03:05:02
I thought something else was coming there.
03:05:04
Because he was always just, like, on the forefront of, like,
03:05:08
Yeah.
03:05:09
Smoking.
03:05:12
That's illegal.
03:05:14
Yeah.
03:05:14
Back when it was illegal.
03:05:17
Still illegal.
03:05:22
It's not unlawful.
03:05:23
I, I, I find
03:05:30
I still.
03:05:34
I it's great stuff.
03:05:35
Yes. No smoking I.
03:05:40
George Bush, George Clinton,
03:05:42
bill Clinton, Chris Farley, Chris Rock, Bob Marley.
03:05:46
Great. Thank you. Gotta throw a party.
03:05:49
I'm sorry.
03:05:51
Snoop.
03:05:52
Go all the way from Cypress Hill.
03:05:55
Robert Downey, get the prom with you.
03:05:57
William from Miami. Tim.
03:06:00
Scott.
03:06:01
Sorry, I just this
03:06:04
West Coast nigga thinking California said, gotta make a steak.
03:06:09
I could give a fuck what you make a straight stop.
03:06:12
Sorry.
03:06:14
This is West Coast, nigga.
03:06:16
Thank you.
03:06:17
California quick said gotta make a steak.
03:06:20
I can give a fuck what you bitches drink.
03:06:22
Stop, stop.
03:06:24
You're you're.
03:06:29
Smoke some will.
03:06:31
I thought I always tell you Friday movies.
03:06:35
Friday. Yeah. That's.
03:06:37
That was like a hood movie.
03:06:39
Right in the hood movie.
03:06:41
Yeah.
03:06:43
The first one was good, but I thought it was Friday after next was
03:06:47
I like that better?
03:06:48
Some people like to think they could even make stereotypical movies
03:06:52
like that anymore. You. Yeah, right.
03:06:55
To offensive.
03:06:57
Even though they made lot of
03:07:00
one of the funnier like what you would consider a black black comedy.
03:07:03
Soul plane fucking hilarious movie.
03:07:06
My brother, like, you be like, you know, what's that?
03:07:09
And I fucking we watched it.
03:07:10
He's like, dude, I didn't realize this was that funny because they kind of.
03:07:13
They make fun of everything.
03:07:14
It's not just the plane.
03:07:16
It's called NWA Airlines and it's called
03:07:21
and it's jiggly and they're like, nigga, what airline?
03:07:25
Northwest Airlines?
03:07:26
And that's good.
03:07:29
Yeah.
03:07:29
That's funny.
03:07:30
Nothing wrong with that.
03:07:31
They make fun of everyone on that one. There's corny white people.
03:07:33
There's frickin atypical, you know.
03:07:36
What do you call that?
03:07:37
Not atypical.
03:07:42
What do you call that one?
03:07:45
Not atypical.
03:07:46
Atypical? Stereotypical.
03:07:47
Stereotypical.
03:07:49
Stereotypical.
03:07:53
Hurting normal human
03:07:55
so much to my mom's name.
03:07:59
Don't.
03:07:59
My Jack. Come on. Yeah.
03:08:02
No, my mom was.
03:08:04
Call my Mitch on my jacket.
03:08:08
This.
03:08:09
I don't know.
03:08:12
That's why I'm in the kitchen,
03:08:14
You hungry?
03:08:15
You walk in white boy, steam in the pan.
03:08:19
He like, what is that?
03:08:20
I'm like, trust me.
03:08:21
Spam. Green eggs, green ham. Chef.
03:08:23
Not have to do that
03:08:24
and say try with the sauce still spilled in any photo side talking bout. No.
03:08:28
I'm sorry you brought stay math and taste what's on the plate.
03:08:32
So we hop on the bus, hit the street safe fight.
03:08:34
He's still tripping on the color. Not the first time.
03:08:37
I do like green eggs.
03:08:38
And he's still here.
03:08:39
I like it here. I am, I like it.
03:08:43
You don't know? No. Just one bite.
03:08:45
Let your mind let go.
03:08:47
I do like green eggs. And say what?
03:08:50
I don't like it.
03:08:50
That's the chain.
03:08:51
That's the channel that front me, a man.
03:08:54
Take one bite with Sam.
03:08:56
I am train ride riding squad down on the blast place.
03:09:00
Still hot.
03:09:01
He still talking loud, talking trash. I don't eat that.
03:09:03
One house is not with mice.
03:09:05
I'm like you sound real prey for some scramble fright.
03:09:08
We in traffic stop even by the zoo.
03:09:10
Every spot same speech. What? You scared to do them?
03:09:13
I do take a sniff.
03:09:14
Little paws, lips curled, one bite, eyes wide, whole different world.
03:09:18
I do like green eggs and ham. Oh, you.
03:09:20
I do like it here. I tell you how I like it.
03:09:24
You don't know.
03:09:25
Just one bite.
03:09:26
Let your mind let go.
03:09:28
I do like green eggs. And he's like, why?
03:09:31
I don't like it.
03:09:32
That's the chain. That's the juice on that front.
03:09:34
Be a man.
03:09:35
Take one bite with Sam I am, that's I am, I am.
03:09:40
Damn,
03:09:42
I enjoy that.
03:09:45
That was really funny.
03:09:46
But that's the same one you.
03:09:48
Wow. Yeah.
03:09:50
Great segment.
03:09:52
That was fantastic. Old.
03:09:56
So I got a story.
03:09:57
I was out, clearing my snow.
03:10:02
Oh, wait, John Cena just started blaring out there.
03:10:05
Oh, speaking of the turn off, I always forget to turn off auto play.
03:10:09
That whole dude, I got that, like, got songs pegged in my head.
03:10:12
There's several songs that you played like from
03:10:14
I forget what videos or randomly playing whatever you chose to play.
03:10:17
And there was just like a theme song.
03:10:19
There was like a chime that initially sounded like that fucking John Cena, who.
03:10:24
Been listening to that song too much because, yeah, since then it's fucking.
03:10:27
You had zero bid.
03:10:29
So I was still I was clear in my snow and this guy walked up to me
03:10:33
and he was looking for a number that was close to my house number.
03:10:38
Sounds suspicious enough.
03:10:39
Yeah, the world was even more suspicious.
03:10:41
Somebody just dropped him off, like on the corner.
03:10:44
He just got out of a car, and the car just drove away and he was walking.
03:10:48
He's really like he was looking at my house,
03:10:49
which always makes you kind of look out of the corner.
03:10:51
I, you know, I'm still trying to just do the snow
03:10:53
and everything, but I'm looking at him, walks right up to me.
03:10:56
It's like, excuse me. I try to find
03:10:59
I'm not going to say the number, obviously, but
03:11:01
that's what he sounds like.
03:11:04
Excuse me.
03:11:05
I try to find
03:11:07
okay.
03:11:09
And then he he pointed at his phone,
03:11:13
which I thought was strange because the number is here and he doesn't
03:11:16
know, like. Yeah, just like this is close to.
03:11:18
Yeah, yeah, I'll figure it out.
03:11:20
But he's, you know, trying to find a house anyway, so.
03:11:23
Yeah. Yeah, probably just a friend, right?
03:11:25
No, not some safe house for illegals or you want to.
03:11:28
Where I live, it's very strange because.
03:11:30
And, and, Main Street is, east west.
03:11:34
I live on the east west and on the other side of Main Street.
03:11:37
You could have a number very similar,
03:11:40
but it's on the other side is the stupidest design I've ever seen.
03:11:44
When we first moved here,
03:11:45
and I didn't know it didn't know to tell people we were like, order pizza
03:11:49
or something, and they would never find it.
03:11:52
It would be ours.
03:11:54
And we're like, hey, well, we just couldn't find you, dude.
03:11:56
You don't you don't exist. Your house isn't there.
03:11:58
Like, dude, you were on the East, were on the West,
03:12:01
you know, similar number.
03:12:03
So I told him he had to walk there and everything, but,
03:12:07
I forgot where I was going with this.
03:12:10
Guy growing up, as I, I was interested in,
03:12:13
because it was kind of like, what's this guy all about?
03:12:16
What's he doing here?
03:12:17
Oh, yeah, I remember I started, so I had this
03:12:19
I had the snowblower going, so that was very hard to hear.
03:12:21
Anyways,
03:12:22
but and I didn't turn it off because I didn't really
03:12:25
want to get engaged with this guy. Oh, really?
03:12:27
Yeah. Yeah.
03:12:28
But then I felt really bad because I'm like, dude, it's not his fault.
03:12:31
This, this fuck. It's that street problem that I know already.
03:12:33
So I'm like, what do you mean it's not his fault
03:12:36
that the fact
03:12:37
that he's lost, it's it's everyone gets lost when they first.
03:12:41
No, no,
03:12:43
a lot of people make the same mistake. 26.
03:12:46
He's got a cell phone.
03:12:49
No, no one told him to drop them off to whoever he was going.
03:12:52
He should have verified where.
03:12:55
Yeah. He probably.
03:12:56
Yeah, he was texting. So don't.
03:13:00
But so as I'm yelling and stuff though I he finally he
03:13:02
when I finally said that the light that the traffic light
03:13:07
he's like I have to go way over there past light and we we.
03:13:11
Yeah. And then he wanted a ride. Yeah. Yeah.
03:13:13
No I thought I actually thought of that because it was fucking.
03:13:17
Could it be pouring snow I don't know.
03:13:19
Yeah. I'm like I'm that nice of a person.
03:13:20
I'm like dude.
03:13:22
And I have like a guilt.
03:13:23
Get all the shit you, me?
03:13:25
Because goddamn it.
03:13:26
Yeah, yeah, I talked to him long enough.
03:13:28
I thought, what if I was like, an Ice agent?
03:13:30
You don't just walk up to a stranger and, you know, I'm like,
03:13:34
can I see some papers?
03:13:37
Papers, please?
03:13:39
So my point, you know, he's having at you with a knife going helicopter.
03:13:42
Helicopter.
03:13:46
Deer fladge.
03:13:47
If that happened to you, would you help him
03:13:48
or would you report him or would you be concerned?
03:13:51
I do have the address.
03:13:53
I did text the story, so I'm sure that there's some kind of initialism.
03:13:57
Secret agency.
03:13:58
They're not secrets.
03:14:01
They're probably noticing
03:14:03
I would. I'm.
03:14:06
Don't want to sound too.
03:14:08
I haven't seen much of that. Now. Michigan.
03:14:10
Rita.
03:14:10
People of a pretty good read it like honesty, sincerity.
03:14:15
I'm still always skeptical.
03:14:17
I'd also then maybe, like, look at, like, you know, what's he wearing?
03:14:21
Size him up.
03:14:22
Like how how much bigger or not bigger is he than me?
03:14:25
Oh, he's he's a little guy.
03:14:26
But he wasn't.
03:14:27
I never felt threatened I felt yeah right.
03:14:30
So at that point I'm like, oh okay. Yeah. Like where are you going?
03:14:32
Show me on the map first where we're going.
03:14:34
You know.
03:14:35
Well, he had the address. I knew exactly where he was trying to go.
03:14:37
He I told you, my girlfriend, I picked up that homeless guy
03:14:40
in fucking in, Lima, Ohio, and drove him around and then
03:14:44
and then dropped him off and left home because we were scared at that point.
03:14:46
We kind of got scared. The trail, he was like.
03:14:48
He was like he was lost. He was mentally lost.
03:14:51
He told a bunch of weird stories about letting a horse out of a barn,
03:14:53
and he said the horse told told him to let it free.
03:14:58
Yeah.
03:14:59
And there's this weird thing about, what was a damn dog?
03:15:02
Does your dog talk to talk like this? My Diane?
03:15:05
No, because initially when we.
03:15:06
I told you this told the story, but it it just
03:15:07
we were sit at this bar and all of a sudden this guy comes in
03:15:09
with, like, 18 coats on and he's, like, taken each coat off one by one and, like,
03:15:13
placing it on the chair one
03:15:14
after another, like it's the most precious fucking heirlooms.
03:15:18
And then he put one on each to look like a bunch of people.
03:15:21
No, it's all stacked on the same fucking thing.
03:15:23
But he's just.
03:15:23
He's just one after another, just proper.
03:15:25
Very proper. Sits down, all proper pulls out.
03:15:28
I think like it was like an empty fry box or McDonald's and starts ripping it
03:15:33
into little squares and then proceeds to start eating the squares of the
03:15:37
these eating up eating and it periodically because of karaoke.
03:15:40
He's going he's like turning and clapping like at the
03:15:42
like when everyone else is clapping. He's like clapping too.
03:15:44
And we were talking to the bartender
03:15:46
and there was other people that were also like,
03:15:47
looking at this, going, what the fuck's going on?
03:15:49
So a couple I, we had like talk to a minute.
03:15:52
There was other people that talked to him and he was like drawing.
03:15:56
He was doodling and like, somebody felt bad for him.
03:15:59
So they.
03:16:00
So they gave him like ten bucks for their for their drawing.
03:16:03
And, when we talked to him, we were like, hey, you know, because I was like this,
03:16:07
like, does this guy need, like, a hotel room for the night?
03:16:09
I almost wanted to buy him a hotel room, but I just,
03:16:11
I don't know, liability and stuff like that.
03:16:13
Like, I don't want him to trash it, and then I'm responsible for it.
03:16:15
And so I wasn't sure.
03:16:19
And so we're like, we're kind of talking to him, and he's like.
03:16:22
And I'm like, well, what do you what do you do?
03:16:23
And he goes, oh, he goes, hey, you know, I'm just going to do this.
03:16:26
And I'm like, what?
03:16:27
He goes, he's like, just sell these drawings. And I'm like, what do you mean?
03:16:30
He goes, yeah, I just I just sold one for ten bucks.
03:16:32
He goes, I'm just going to keep doing this.
03:16:33
And I'm like, I'm like, dude, you do not realize it.
03:16:36
But that was like their sympathy.
03:16:39
It's like, you're drawing. Isn't that great?
03:16:40
But I told you that, that back when I mention the story, I say that.
03:16:45
But you don't remember.
03:16:46
But, he was like, literally drawing what looked like, like a nuclear isotope
03:16:50
and some other weird symbols.
03:16:52
And he started saying, man, that was like the key.
03:16:54
He was like, this is the key to, like, unlimited energy and like it was.
03:16:58
Remember we just said the guy
03:17:00
I compared him to the guy that was on Rogan
03:17:01
the second black guy that was on Rogan talking about crazy shit.
03:17:04
Not the first one, Billy Carson, was he the second one?
03:17:07
There were two of them, I don't know,
03:17:08
I think they're like, yeah, yeah, it's Billy Carson.
03:17:10
The other one was the actor. Yep.
03:17:12
That played in he was
03:17:13
he was supposed to be the second Iron Man, but he fucking got kicked off.
03:17:16
Oh yeah. And they replaced him with another black man.
03:17:19
I see his face.
03:17:20
I just don't know his name. Dammit.
03:17:21
Go to the Lawrence.
03:17:22
Some of the the,
03:17:25
to to
03:17:29
to Jamal.
03:17:31
Sorry. Sets up.
03:17:32
So you just we went too far.
03:17:33
We walked right up to it and everything was fine.
03:17:35
And then you went with.
03:17:37
It's probably Jamal.
03:17:38
Last name is probably Jackson.
03:17:41
Yeah. So.
03:17:41
So we proceed to say, hey, I'm going to get you over, like,
03:17:46
we're going to get you maybe a hotel for the night.
03:17:49
And so he's like, okay, so which are you going to stay with him?
03:17:52
He gets in our car.
03:17:53
No, we're going to yeah. He gets in our car.
03:17:55
We're going to have a conversation with the hotel
03:17:57
maybe, and just say, hey, we want to get this guy room
03:17:59
for the night, but we want to be liable for anything.
03:18:01
And I don't know if they'll do that.
03:18:02
So it doesn't work that way. Yeah.
03:18:06
And so we drove him around.
03:18:09
He wanted to go get beer, and he, like, was like,
03:18:11
well, I can't go to this place because I'm not allowed there anymore.
03:18:14
But he's that's when he was telling the story about the horse.
03:18:17
Yeah.
03:18:17
He said, tell us the story about the horse and that he let this horse out.
03:18:20
And everyone was mad at him in the town, and,
03:18:23
And he had his, his, his love, his his Diana.
03:18:26
And he's like, he said, he's not allowed over there anymore to Diana's horse.
03:18:29
His name is Diana.
03:18:31
He. No, it's a woman. That is she.
03:18:33
She's in a second story window and she looks out and he tells
03:18:36
you literally telling this fucking story like it's to the tee, because that's how,
03:18:39
like, vivid my memory is on weird shit like this.
03:18:42
And he's all like, oh my Diana, my Diana.
03:18:45
Oh, I'm not allowed to over there anymore.
03:18:47
But I go to the yard next door and I, I go and I look up at her window
03:18:52
and I wave to her and she waves back at me, my Diana.
03:18:56
One day I will be with her.
03:18:57
And it was like the weirdest dude. It was fucking.
03:19:00
And that's at a certain point we, we dropped him off to get beer
03:19:03
because he really wanted this dog.
03:19:04
Point beer or dog Point had or some shit like that.
03:19:08
I'm Ohio,
03:19:10
and so we finally drop him off somewhere and he goes, oh, I'll just go in.
03:19:13
And so we drop him off and we're like, sitting in the car.
03:19:16
We're like, the fuck are we doing?
03:19:19
And so
03:19:19
we, we left him because we were we didn't know what to do at that point
03:19:23
because I was starting to question like the logistics of everything.
03:19:26
And then we were starting to get in over our heads and
03:19:30
I felt bad because we dropped him off in a random.
03:19:34
Somewhere where he wasn't
03:19:35
expecting to be the rest of the night, but
03:19:38
I'm sure he hoofed it everywhere else, so I don't know.
03:19:41
He knew of everywhere around there, so he told us where to go.
03:19:46
If you get in over your head technically, aren't you under your head?
03:19:49
If you're over your head, you'd be higher.
03:19:51
You'd be bigger and higher than it.
03:19:52
Higher than it.
03:19:54
Oh, circumstance.
03:19:57
Oh, yes.
03:19:59
Oh my God. La.
03:20:06
It was a situation where.
03:20:09
And I if I felt
03:20:11
like it or if anything was hurt us.
03:20:16
Yeah it's got a head on it.
03:20:21
And I've gone from high.
03:20:24
Oh yeah.
03:20:25
Oh it's quite the buildup.
03:20:32
Can we get much higher?
03:20:35
Oh, oh.
03:20:44
Oh, no.
03:20:45
Yeah.
03:20:51
So. Yeah.
03:20:52
Anyway, the end of my story. The guy.
03:20:54
It was weird, though, because I'm such a fucking.
03:20:56
I must have autism or something because I have a pattern that I do my,
03:21:01
you know, my snow.
03:21:02
Well, I have one that makes sense, that allows it to be cleared better.
03:21:05
Do you have just a weird pattern for no reason?
03:21:09
Yeah.
03:21:09
No, I mean, I it's somewhere between, I guess.
03:21:12
I mean, there's probably better patterns.
03:21:13
I never analyze it or went crazy or anal about it, but
03:21:16
my the rule I was on was going along the sidewalk and I,
03:21:21
I'll admit, I do from street to street.
03:21:23
And some of my neighbors do too.
03:21:25
You know, we're like, why? Why?
03:21:26
Especially when what?
03:21:29
Street to street. What does that mean?
03:21:31
I do my whole block not just in front of my house.
03:21:33
You know, you're responsible for the main walk.
03:21:34
If you have a walk in front of your house and you don't live on some huge property
03:21:37
with a gate or whatever, like how many houses are we talking?
03:21:40
Two, three, four, five, 5 or 6, five, six?
03:21:43
You know, it's a regular block snow blower.
03:21:46
I have a snow blower. Not everyone.
03:21:49
I used to do it all the time, but,
03:21:50
I the the two next to me know their shovels,
03:21:53
and my neighbor just got a fucking kick ass.
03:21:55
You got a badass. Yeah, whatever. Yeah.
03:21:57
We're just it's just, you know, you got to do your whole driveway.
03:21:59
Anyways, I have a full day. What I'll do.
03:22:00
I'm not sure if you know, but I have, I have, like, an 11 car driveway, so.
03:22:04
It's fucking sucks.
03:22:05
Dude, I should plow it. But anyway.
03:22:08
Well, we fancy
03:22:10
it's not long.
03:22:11
The big when we move there.
03:22:14
I'm on a main road and I got rid of the entire fucking lawn in the front yard.
03:22:17
I just. Except for where? The tree. There's a little square.
03:22:20
The rest of the whole half is just a fucking turnaround.
03:22:22
Driveway anyways.
03:22:23
Okay, look, as I was driving though, as I was snow blowing, blowing
03:22:28
snow, snow and blow, I don't know it.
03:22:32
It just so happened and again
03:22:33
I should have changed my pattern, but I didn't even think about it.
03:22:38
I literally snow snowed blue snow blowed snow right behind the guy.
03:22:42
Yeah, I blew Frosty's whistle
03:22:46
right behind the guy as he was walking completely to the
03:22:48
you know, he had to walk like probably a half mile
03:22:51
and I couldn't
03:22:52
even my snowblower is self-propelled or propelled helper system, whatever.
03:22:56
You know, it doesn't. I don't have to push it
03:22:58
or anything to, you know,
03:23:01
I know my neighbors like his fans, my neighbors, the wheels actually push it.
03:23:04
Mine. Just the auger pushes it. It's nothing for.
03:23:06
Yeah, yeah, it's like all of them.
03:23:08
And then if you do a little, if you lift a tiny little bit,
03:23:10
it'll pull a little bit more and it'll scrape if you push down.
03:23:13
It was going a little quick.
03:23:14
Yeah. Yeah. It's it's fucking snowblower everyone. Yeah.
03:23:16
Anyways it's not fancy. Yeah.
03:23:18
Yeah I didn't, I didn't realize I have an electric start on it
03:23:21
but you have to plug it into an outlet.
03:23:24
Yeah I pull, I pull it.
03:23:26
Yeah.
03:23:26
I'm like why would anybody go to your friend's dad?
03:23:29
Snow blower.
03:23:29
Because he does a service now, and, I don't know, I plug it in, it makes it.
03:23:35
It's sometimes a pain in the ass when it's cold. It's.
03:23:37
I just I guess I'll leave it. I guess I'll leave it.
03:23:39
But it's.
03:23:40
When I first saw it, I thought, did I buy an electric snowblower
03:23:42
that has to have a fucking cord going to it when I use it,
03:23:45
but it's just for starting.
03:23:46
No, it's I just felt bad because he was walking so slow, dude.
03:23:49
He was walking so slow and I'm literally
03:23:51
right behind him.
03:23:53
And you know, he didn't turn around too.
03:23:54
So as he's walking instead of the snowblower fading into the distance
03:23:58
and he's like, he's probably like, oh, he's doing his house.
03:24:01
But then I went like 3 or 4 more houses all the way to the street.
03:24:05
And after, like the I'll admit, after like ten, 20ft, I'm like, this is a fun game.
03:24:09
I, you know, I got so close to him, he never turned around.
03:24:13
Would you would you turn around?
03:24:15
Like when the snowblower just kept getting louder
03:24:18
and then you walked to two houses away and it was still loud?
03:24:23
It was a joke I had somewhere.
03:24:25
He wasn't afraid of the snow, but he was very afraid of the ice.
03:24:30
And so what became of him?
03:24:34
It was snowing so bad. Dude.
03:24:35
I could see the lights.
03:24:36
I could see the traffic light, but I couldn't really see the cars.
03:24:39
He literally faded off into the distance like a movie
03:24:44
was even real.
03:24:46
Come to think of it, I don't know.
03:24:47
I have security footage. No, I usually don't.
03:24:49
So ice, if you are watching,
03:24:51
I do have security footage and the address of the safe house.
03:24:54
What's think of it.
03:24:55
Why are you coming to
03:24:57
the address to the safety?
03:25:00
Yeah he did. He did ask me for the address.
03:25:02
I did make note just in case it happened.
03:25:06
Yeah, I couldn't do it.
03:25:07
And I went to bed. I went to the place a bit.
03:25:09
It didn't stop me. He has. No,
03:25:12
No reserve.
03:25:13
He has no reserve. So you can get as low as you want.
03:25:15
It's set up.
03:25:17
I have an account, but I'm not buying it.
03:25:18
With my account and flat rates, I might have a credit card set up.
03:25:21
I might do an offer of $0.05 because pennies don't exist anymore.
03:25:26
I've got a 99 cent.
03:25:30
EBay has a limit.
03:25:31
Even if you don't set a reserve $0.99, it's not a dollar.
03:25:35
It's $0.99.
03:25:36
Just to be like, fuck off.
03:25:40
Damn, I keep I'm supposed to play songs on the hour,
03:25:42
and I've missed every 1% positive feedback.
03:25:47
It's all thumbs up.
03:25:48
You guys got to subscribe.
03:25:50
I got to show you how to play the Stingers the rest of the show
03:25:52
we could actually go premium, which will get rid of the viewers like that because
03:25:58
if if
03:25:58
they're bots or if you don't have Rumble Premium,
03:26:01
which is worth it, by the way,
03:26:02
because we're going to start doing the premium shows at the end.
03:26:05
Exclusive because we have to for five hours every fucking 30 days
03:26:10
if we're going to, you know, beat in the Rumble, I think a lot.
03:26:13
I'm glad this guy kind of denied the, in person, because I just don't know
03:26:18
how we would have gone without, like, just unless he was, like,
03:26:22
good humored and it was only seemed like it seemed like it was.
03:26:26
But we would just start laughing at the aspect of like, dude,
03:26:29
what I thought about a lot,
03:26:31
what you're about to say, we can't scare anybody who's willing to come on,
03:26:34
even if you got to take them seriously and they're your guest and you.
03:26:36
Oh, I don't want to encourage them.
03:26:38
Yeah, but I've decided other guys,
03:26:42
the thing that he
03:26:42
said about the previous post, like, I don't necessarily I don't I'm skeptical
03:26:46
as far as like because there's zero little there's no interest in this visibly.
03:26:51
Sure. People are viewing it.
03:26:53
Maybe there's people watching it, but there's no actual offers or bids
03:26:56
or anything, so I don't know what's what's going on, he said.
03:26:59
It said one person watches, but no one's.
03:27:02
And then after you got done talking about it, it said two people watching.
03:27:05
So I assumed you clicked watch.
03:27:07
No no no no.
03:27:08
Let's go with heart on the three over here.
03:27:11
So does that mean three people are, three people?
03:27:14
I count on this. Like it?
03:27:16
I mean, I lost the link. Oh, it's
03:27:18
this giant one up here because you left all the fucking switches in it. So
03:27:23
I don't think we need all that.
03:27:26
Oh, yeah, I did, I did, and, Yeah.
03:27:28
So two, three, three people are watching it
03:27:30
and I'm and I didn't I did not Flashdance didn't.
03:27:33
So what I don't understand how initially it it and then it was listed
03:27:38
and then he got booted because I just don't there's some weird 48 people.
03:27:42
It could be 100% true. I have no idea.
03:27:44
Maybe you have to.
03:27:45
Maybe he had to re-up some type of thing because they changed policy on something
03:27:49
and they wanted to.
03:27:51
Who knows?
03:27:51
That could happen 100% or they pulled it.
03:27:54
I don't know why somebody hit that little report.
03:27:56
I don't know.
03:27:58
Oh, yeah.
03:27:58
Maybe maybe there was something and he needed to verify.
03:28:02
Okay. I could see that.
03:28:03
Maybe somebody somebody was me, but I'm pretty sure eBay doesn't give a fuck.
03:28:07
You can sell.
03:28:08
I mean, this this isn't fraudulent.
03:28:10
I mean, I mean, I guess it could be whatever you want.
03:28:12
Everything went.
03:28:14
It's under bid and or best offer.
03:28:16
Like he's nuts is asking him out.
03:28:18
But you can still bid whatever you you know.
03:28:22
What if,
03:28:23
What if there's a disease in it?
03:28:27
There's.
03:28:28
That's a possibility.
03:28:29
Some airborne fucking.
03:28:31
You're like,
03:28:33
that's how the world is going to end 100 years.
03:28:35
Somebody's going to go with this.
03:28:37
I mean, like, so what do you mean
03:28:40
as far as making fun of it or to try and
03:28:44
I mean, I don't know, because, some friends of ours,
03:28:46
back when,
03:28:50
I know there was a little stint when,
03:28:52
I gotten back into wrestling,
03:28:54
I was, we're going a good job getting good hours.
03:28:57
And my living situation was pretty cheap, and so, I had plenty of excess money.
03:29:02
And so I kind of was like, yeah, let's go to, like, sit front row or instead
03:29:05
at some wrestling shows,
03:29:06
my brother and I went and, some friends of ours
03:29:09
also went to a similar show, and they were handed like,
03:29:12
wristband from one of the wrestlers.
03:29:14
Their daughter was. And their daughter was, you know, not daughter.
03:29:16
Daughter was she was fucking in her mid to late 20s.
03:29:20
They're always it's like, this is an actual wristband.
03:29:22
This is a wristband. This was.
03:29:24
But does it matter that it's not like from a milestone event.
03:29:27
Is that like,
03:29:29
does that not hold water because it was at, pay per view,
03:29:33
a random pay per view versus, milestone retirement event?
03:29:37
I mean, how much credence do you give?
03:29:40
Because what's left from that show
03:29:43
other than from that moment, nothing other than this back of there.
03:29:47
Right.
03:29:48
I'll bet there's a lot more I saw.
03:29:50
Hey, dude, he's selling every time
03:29:53
he set.
03:29:55
But that's all. Like, what else? Like what?
03:29:57
What's like what this badge of of.
03:29:59
I was going to say tangible.
03:30:00
This isn't really the tangible.
03:30:02
The, video from 17 different cameras, one for every championship.
03:30:09
Never spent 17.
03:30:13
So you only had 17.
03:30:14
That's weird.
03:30:15
I would I want to want to go out on a nice round 20.
03:30:18
Ever forget to either beat Ric Flair, tied Ric Flair?
03:30:20
I think he beat him.
03:30:21
That's so was Ric Flair that old or is he that old?
03:30:25
Has he been doing it that long? There is that old number one.
03:30:27
He wrestled for a long time.
03:30:28
And then Ric Flair I think is grandfathered in with with other titles.
03:30:32
It's not all WWE, they're not world titles.
03:30:38
I think.
03:30:38
I think someone from WCW, I think carry it over when,
03:30:42
WWE fought WCW.
03:30:46
You can't use terminology like win a title
03:30:49
when it was assigned, when he was booked.
03:30:52
Hold it.
03:30:54
I guess what he was written to hold it.
03:30:58
I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that.
03:31:00
I get it, it's drama.
03:31:02
I totally understand it. Completely. I mean, you watch it.
03:31:05
You just explained the whole thing about the whole movie.
03:31:08
I'm just said I can understand it,
03:31:11
you know, like, ridiculous.
03:31:14
Do you?
03:31:14
When you talk about movies, do you
03:31:17
are you immersed in the movie, like, do you ask questions
03:31:19
about the the fiction?
03:31:22
I don't yeah, I sometimes
03:31:24
get pulled away by dumb horseshit.
03:31:27
I'm kind of I pay attention to dumb nuances.
03:31:30
I'm like, what's why is that?
03:31:31
Like, what do you think actors off set are like, call me the character's name.
03:31:36
I know some do,
03:31:39
but not I don't know, I feel like the why not?
03:31:42
And some like that's what the wrestlers do.
03:31:44
They all like that's your name, so you might as well just go by it because
03:31:48
you're not.
03:31:48
I don't want to accidentally call you your name, so.
03:31:53
I guess call me Elaine, right?
03:31:59
Sound reason.
03:32:00
That was what we opened with.
03:32:01
Yeah, I did, we did that.
03:32:03
Was there anything else left?
03:32:08
No, I just want you.
03:32:09
If you want the buttons, I want to show you how to put the buttons up.
03:32:11
It's pretty easy. The buttons?
03:32:14
Yeah.
03:32:14
So I don't know, because I don't see any button. So what?
03:32:16
What is the the.
03:32:18
Hold on. Let's go.
03:32:20
Because I have this, open, detached, and I don't need it anymore.
03:32:24
So we have the what?
03:32:26
The link you set in with the multiple links in it.
03:32:29
Right.
03:32:29
So I'm going to go it's, we're going to see what happens
03:32:33
if we go over to draw guest host link with co-director
03:32:39
one. I know that's the one you're on.
03:32:41
You don't need that one goes to that one's already on this one okay.
03:32:44
Right.
03:32:44
So that's what I that's your main. Yeah.
03:32:47
That button.
03:32:47
And I thought open a control area because the next one is
03:32:52
was a draw separate screen share link.
03:32:54
And then I should open it too.
03:32:55
So I know what you're looking at.
03:32:57
Separate screen. Yes.
03:32:58
So that's the one you're using to share all my shit right.
03:33:02
Needed for after.
03:33:03
Yeah. Switching. So yeah that's what I thought.
03:33:05
Oh yeah. Let's do so.
03:33:06
Oh yeah.
03:33:06
Open that bad boy as if I'm joining with a camera.
03:33:11
Right. But so so say no camera.
03:33:14
I know, just just trust me.
03:33:15
Say no camera, no audio video.
03:33:18
Yeah. Disable video. No audio.
03:33:23
My audio output doesn't matter.
03:33:26
No, it's just a connection.
03:33:28
Yep. No, the output doesn't matter. It does.
03:33:31
It doesn't. None of it matters.
03:33:32
But you don't want to put camera and mic.
03:33:35
Otherwise you'll have to mute them and shit because it'll come through.
03:33:38
So this. You're not going to use this video.
03:33:39
Just you see the little controller.
03:33:41
So let me know if you connect to have the controller start
03:33:45
start.
03:33:46
The controller won't work until it start.
03:33:47
So yeah, now just disappears. You got a weird square.
03:33:49
Whatever. Now hit the controller.
03:33:51
Hit the controller once, you weird problem.
03:33:54
So here.
03:33:55
That's all of them. That's it.
03:33:56
I'm going I'm going to find a way to put your studio.
03:33:58
Oh, okay. Don't.
03:34:00
All right. So I want to explain quickly how.
03:34:03
And this just looked like nothing to me.
03:34:05
But I see. Right. Well because I need to put thumbnails.
03:34:07
It'll make it a lot better.
03:34:08
But eventually this is going to be everything.
03:34:09
I started putting the audio in at the bottom.
03:34:10
If you click here, it'll say, can, you know, can we get some much higher?
03:34:13
But this is how I did it.
03:34:14
This is why I couldn't do it for fucking ever. And if you do, you do obs,
03:34:18
you're going to have to join premium
03:34:19
because we're going to switch over to premium.
03:34:20
Before I say the secret
03:34:21
to doing all this OBS stuff, and I know it's not a secret,
03:34:23
everybody can do it, but a lot of people watching can't.
03:34:26
So we're going to go over to Rumble Premium now.
03:34:30
It's it's like 20 bucks a month or $99 a year.
03:34:34
We could even do an ad, read, let's do an ad read.
03:34:38
Well, we've got a stick of a commercial rumble premium.
03:34:42
Here we go.
03:34:44
No, that's a real one.
03:34:45
I'm going to try and do this for real.
03:34:46
Can I do it?
03:34:48
Campaign is currently unavailable.
03:34:50
I will fuck off.
03:34:53
All right, I guess I'm not going to do it.
03:34:55
It's currently unavailable
03:34:57
so we're going to go to Rumble Premium.
03:35:02
And you guys earn on Rumble Premium for me Jerry
03:35:04
you guys aren't gonna be able to watch the end of the show.
03:35:07
While I explain how to do this.
03:35:10
Oh wait.
03:35:10
But then can I come back to do the okay.
03:35:13
So I'm going to I'm going to end the show for for real, but we're not.
03:35:16
And then I'm going to show you how to do this. So don't leave.
03:35:19
I got a lot on your to do something really quick here.
03:35:22
Let's do this.
03:35:24
This is bad because he's going to help us with my song about that.
03:35:27
Okay.
03:35:28
How do I stop this shit?
03:35:30
Yeah. So I thought I was going to tell you, so.
03:35:33
All right, so what?
03:35:34
Don't don't click anything yet.
03:35:35
I'm gonna tell you how to do it, after we end the show, because it's.
03:35:38
Yeah.
03:35:38
That's why. Or kick it to whenever. Yeah.
03:35:41
I'm going to play your thing.
03:35:42
So for a few minutes and then we're still recording.
03:35:44
We're still doing a show.
03:35:45
But where is it?
03:35:47
We're we're taking a six minute break.
03:35:49
Fuck it. No. All right, I'll just tell you who cares?
03:35:51
So the way I have it set up is I just put, our feed right here.
03:35:55
What we're watching is really over the top.
03:35:59
See the one that's selected right now at the top, it says video Ninja feed
03:36:03
over the top. Yeah,
03:36:05
over the top.
03:36:06
That's how you got to go back.
03:36:08
It does. Nothing shuts off.
03:36:09
So if I do that, if I do something,
03:36:11
that's I, if I go back to the top and click that. Yeah.
03:36:13
Or the video ends and it just, it disappears and goes back to it.
03:36:16
So like what's a short one.
03:36:17
What's a super fucking parody.
03:36:19
What's blank with audio and blank. What are that shit.
03:36:23
It's literally blank.
03:36:24
And they can still hear us. And then if I hit blank here is.
03:36:27
But then if I put it back in here, they can hear us again.
03:36:29
Okay.
03:36:31
But so mean.
03:36:31
I should relabel this like main feed or whatever that.
03:36:33
But that's
03:36:35
you have to click that on your own.
03:36:36
Eventually I'm gonna have automation.
03:36:37
So it's going to happen automatically probably by next week.
03:36:39
But so it's none of this will matter totally.
03:36:42
But all right what's a quick I need a quick question.
03:36:45
Oh here
03:36:46
this one shorter I like this.
03:36:48
Oh no we suck again.
03:36:50
Good to see you don't have to.
03:36:52
You don't have to switch it back because when the
03:36:54
when the thing is done, it's just I put our scene under it.
03:36:57
So when it's done playing, it just. Yeah.
03:36:58
But sometimes I don't want to play the whole thing.
03:37:00
I like it, sometimes I just like to. Right, right, right.
03:37:02
Correct. Yep.
03:37:02
So then you can't play it twice if you click on it again, nothing happens
03:37:06
unless you go back to that.
03:37:07
Yeah, I tried clicking on what's at first I was like,
03:37:11
Holy shit, what if you accidentally hit stop streaming or stop recording?
03:37:13
But I found a way to lock you out of that, so that's good.
03:37:16
That's fine.
03:37:16
Just tell me not to click it and I won't click it.
03:37:19
Don't click.
03:37:20
That was literally ends the stream,
03:37:23
which I don't know why they I guess I know why they put them there at short
03:37:27
and yeah, that's pretty much it.
03:37:29
If the I started doing it with everything as far as an overlay,
03:37:32
if you want to put a banner up, obviously it just comes up, but it'll play forever.
03:37:36
Lord, there we go.
03:37:39
That's kind of weird.
03:37:40
I miss a little bit of the show.
03:37:44
No biggie.
03:37:46
I got a chair stream from draw.
03:37:51
I'm going to play
03:37:51
this while he does that, because I was waiting to do this.
03:37:54
Another,
03:37:57
Mash up request.
03:38:15
Bro. You.
03:38:28
Never.
03:38:29
I never get to be together. Be.
03:38:34
I do have the pulsating avatar, but I don't have the set up yet.
03:38:39
Have it in OBS, but not in video.
03:38:41
They're just.
03:38:41
I'm not sure how to combine it without completely going to areas
03:38:44
that we haven't done in.
03:38:47
The in.
03:38:53
A way to replay this one already.
03:38:59
She's back.
03:39:06
In. Oh, I fucked that up.
03:39:14
We played that one already.
03:39:19
I'm calling inaudible.
03:39:22
And I can't hear you
03:39:23
unless you're just not talking.
03:39:31
No sound.
03:39:37
Hopefully.
03:39:38
Hopefully I have sound.
03:39:46
This is the Detroit one I wanted to play.
03:39:50
Man. Available here, but I'm not available.
03:39:53
Hey, there's your sound.
03:39:54
I hear it.
03:39:57
Oh, see?
03:39:57
Yeah, you left, so I got to change your slot back to your blue.
03:40:01
Your slot three, two.
03:40:02
So, you know, we go.
03:40:04
We fucked up there. I.
03:40:13
Say, what did she say?
03:40:19
Thank you guys.
03:40:24
Wait.
03:40:27
What was.
03:40:28
What went out for the homies.
03:40:31
But you like it?
03:40:36
Like. I'm.
03:40:47
No, I'm very.
03:41:52
I'm going to be.
03:42:15
All right.
03:42:18
Trying to find.
03:42:18
There's a guitar version of that that's done really well.
03:42:23
It's on one of my accounts,
03:42:24
but I was trying to search for it, and I can't find it. But.
03:42:28
Yeah, I'd like to play some of the,
03:42:33
Stoney Creek production stuff,
03:42:34
but the phase is still out of whack, right?
03:42:37
Yeah. Yeah.
03:42:38
I mean, and they've been busy, motherfucker.
03:42:40
I've been doing shit.
03:42:41
Yeah, yeah, I'm a busy man.
03:42:44
Me too many hobbies, too many things.
03:42:46
I'm doing my hands and too many parts.
03:42:48
I can only do so much.
03:42:50
Trust me.
03:42:51
I've been thinking about it because I haven't looked around with it a while.
03:42:53
I had shit, I was working on health and something.
03:42:57
Know because of like other things,
03:43:01
but there's so much 000000.
03:43:11
Can we get a trailer? So,
03:43:15
Oh oh.
03:43:23
Oh can
03:43:24
we can't.
03:43:32
Even get.
03:43:37
Amazing. Oh.
03:43:41
So then.
03:43:42
All right, so you didn't import the Json, right?
03:43:46
I don't know what the fuck that means, bro.
03:43:49
So if you go to the other, if you go to the page again,
03:43:52
come back to the invite page and scroll all the way down to the bottom.
03:43:56
It says download.
03:43:57
Lay down to download scene layouts.
03:44:00
But I mean, you don't have to.
03:44:01
Now since the show's already over,
03:44:02
we managed to do without it and we just auto automatic thing. Do
03:44:07
in the next hour.
03:44:08
I mean at least ten minutes to an hour to the show's over.
03:44:12
Let's see what you got.
03:44:13
I mean, we, we need like a jingle to play the end so long.
03:44:16
Well, who used to do that?
03:44:17
Do the fucking Mister Rogers do that yet?
03:44:20
You're making me.
03:44:20
I'm gonna have to set this, I do, I have it, I think I have it.
03:44:27
You got something to play?
03:44:28
I need, like, two minutes.
03:44:30
Yeah.
03:44:30
Try to find what the fuck I would like to find, but it might take me a while.
03:44:34
I don't know, I don't know, I have it, it's the guy. Didn't call them the.
03:44:37
Do you like this acoustic guitar version?
03:44:39
This guy's fucking kills it. But,
03:44:43
oh, I remember I made a fucking quick
03:44:44
little yes, sir.
03:44:49
Yes, sir.
03:44:54
So I don't think this is anything.
03:44:55
I think it's on my watch later.
03:45:00
I like this, we're just kind of like you.
03:45:02
I'm just talking.
03:45:02
Was this show.
03:45:03
This is really the why. Don't show. This is.
03:45:05
You think so?
03:45:06
This is like the subscribe.
03:45:09
This is the strings.
03:45:11
Doesn't really matter what we're saying.
03:45:12
We just don't want the silent.
03:45:14
Subscribe. Here it is.
03:45:16
Credits ground it.
03:45:18
I cannot look at the scrolling through that to the content.
03:45:21
I'm trying to find the video that I'm trying to find.
03:45:24
I'm scrolling in work, and by the time
03:45:27
I have a scene in one OBS, I need to move it to the other.
03:45:30
My audience.
03:45:31
I think that I can just export it.
03:45:34
Oh, it'd be I don't want to do the whole scene collection, just the one scene.
03:45:38
How do I do that?
03:45:43
One scene.
03:45:46
No, no, I just want the one scene.
03:45:48
One scene.
03:45:53
It's, cold in the D.
03:45:56
Oh, shit.
03:45:57
I bet you already copied it.
03:45:58
I can just copy from there.
03:46:01
I can't see anything on the screen.
03:46:02
I can't direct anything because I just closed that window.
03:46:06
But I don't need it.
03:46:08
I can play a video or something while we're doing this.
03:46:10
If we.
03:46:10
If we want to, maybe work off.
03:46:14
Go fuck yourself.
03:46:15
Be play the John Cena thing.
03:46:17
But we want to close on that.
03:46:20
Bro, I try not to work.
03:46:21
I'm worried.
03:46:22
What's funny? You just say that I.
03:46:24
We've done the show 140 times. Another minute.
03:46:26
Out of those hundred and 40 times between the between the time
03:46:29
the show ended, the time I went to bed, I did, in fact masturbate.
03:46:33
Especially after the masturbation show.
03:46:35
Because without with Gary, without the shirt, I just.
03:46:38
But I'm paranoid that one of these times I used to get all worked up
03:46:41
during the show with all the
03:46:44
I'm paranoid
03:46:45
I'm going to leave a camera on or forget to shut the stream.
03:46:48
Like a lot of times I'll do a whole bunch of other shit, not masturbating,
03:46:52
and then go back and I realized I left StreamYard open
03:46:55
and there I am, sitting there.
03:46:56
So anybody that was still on StreamYard, I am sitting there.
03:46:59
I am just sitting there not masturbating.
03:47:03
That didn't happen the same night.
03:47:04
Those are two different things,
03:47:06
thank God, because if it happened on the same night,
03:47:08
I can't imagine.
03:47:09
I mean, I'm for sure you'd be,
03:47:10
you know, capturing, that that would be worse than a sound drop.
03:47:15
Actually. Maybe not.
03:47:16
I would lean into it.
03:47:18
Everyone masturbates.
03:47:20
They do.
03:47:21
I hope so.
03:47:24
I tell my wife we have a standing order or standing order.
03:47:27
I have a standing request every day.
03:47:30
It's not an order.
03:47:30
No, it's 2026. I'm not allowed to order.
03:47:34
No, I'm having sex every day with or without her.
03:47:38
And it.
03:47:40
A lot of people think that that means cheating, but
03:47:42
no blackmail.
03:47:46
I've got a favorite.
03:47:46
So shit to be in the favorites.
03:47:49
Goddamn it.
03:47:50
Wait.
03:47:50
So if I change this so I can go to studio mode? Yep.
03:47:54
I remember I'm learning
03:47:56
this is going to fuck everything up.
03:48:02
How do I do this?
03:48:04
Studio mode? Don't, dude.
03:48:06
Nobody knows. Nobody knows.
03:48:09
You expecting somebody to comment?
03:48:13
Don't hit any stinger buttons right now.
03:48:15
Gatorade. Is it a new. Is it?
03:48:17
Did you get it?
03:48:20
Is it you new.
03:48:24
Gatorade.
03:48:25
Oh, I can't do it because I got to change the new scene collection.
03:48:30
Not my favorites, not my.
03:48:32
Oh, who cares?
03:48:36
Yeah, I lost it.
03:48:38
Maybe it got taken down.
03:48:39
I don't know, it was copyright infringement.
03:48:43
Yeah, that's definitely going to change.
03:48:45
I can't pull it up.
03:48:46
Fuck.
03:48:49
I don't see well.
03:48:51
Oh, well, I had credits.
03:48:52
I set up credits. And you said that we need to end credits.
03:48:55
I literally have credits to roll any credit,
03:48:59
but I forgot to put them into the fucking correct obs
03:49:04
because I have an obvious that I build stuff and then an RV show OBS
03:49:06
because otherwise you'd see a whole bunch of stuff over on that scene thing.
03:49:09
Oh, be
03:49:12
nice.
03:49:14
Fantastic, Okay,
03:49:17
I played everything.
03:49:18
You got anything else you want to
03:49:21
know?
03:49:22
Do you want to encourage a topic next week?
03:49:25
I thought we were doing whatever the fuck somebody already said.
03:49:29
Did did Gary say something?
03:49:30
I wasn't paying attention.
03:49:32
Compound compound compound compound compound.
03:49:37
I don't think it's a compound. Compound.
03:49:44
I want to do conspicuous.
03:49:45
I have a title screen for conspicuous.
03:49:48
That's just happen.
03:49:51
What was the title?
03:49:53
Yeah.
03:49:53
You should document it here, and then we'll do it.
03:49:55
I'll make the title screen, and it just happens that a word that I.
03:49:58
We're I mean, the only reason we make the title is to go with the monologue, Mr.
03:50:03
Christie. So fist to crow.
03:50:05
So fist accuracy.
03:50:08
That's not a I tried to find that word.
03:50:10
That's not a real word.
03:50:11
Yeah. No,
03:50:13
I there is only
03:50:15
I told you the internet,
03:50:18
you know, it was the internet in the 90s and they definition
03:50:22
show me a definition of that and I simply Google that and see what happens.
03:50:25
Because I was
03:50:27
yeah, a professional traveling
03:50:28
teacher in ancient Greece and the city for centuries.
03:50:31
There's even so just skated sophistic.
03:50:34
Christie refers to a hypothetical or criticized
03:50:38
form of government ruled by sophists.
03:50:42
So physicists,
03:50:44
intellectuals
03:50:45
in ancient Greece who use rhetoric, persuasion,
03:50:49
and relative to influence politics rather than pursuing absolute truth
03:50:55
relativism,
03:50:57
true or false.
03:50:59
Often portrayed negatively by Plato, it signifies a system prioritizing
03:51:04
clever, fallacious arguments to win power over ethical discourse.
03:51:09
Yeah, that's literally what we're doing right now.
03:51:11
When was this ancient Greece?
03:51:13
Oh, no.
03:51:14
We're on the downfall.
03:51:22
All right.
03:51:23
So then, yeah, we're going to probably wrap it up.
03:51:25
We're I'm going to
03:51:26
we're going to do a little premium after though I'm not sure what really.
03:51:29
You put a kind on it.
03:51:34
No I don't, I can't
03:51:36
I think the, the the amount of times wait this isn't good advice.
03:51:39
The amount of times I've used a condom I could put on one deck.
03:51:46
Wait, now that's a that's not.
03:51:47
That's a little vague.
03:51:48
I guess you could put a bunch on one deck.
03:51:50
One time I used a condom, is what I was trying to say. No.
03:51:58
So you drink one beer.
03:52:00
You're not an alcoholic.
03:52:01
You make one song on SoundCloud.
03:52:03
You're not a rapper, but I suck one.
03:52:06
Yeah. I,
03:52:12
I remember what it tasted like.
03:52:16
How about that? I'm.
03:52:17
Yeah. Dude, I had a recital. Oh, okay.
03:52:20
All right. Goodbye.
03:52:21
Kiss my.
03:52:22
I kissed my wife after long after,
03:52:27
and it still tasted like spermicide.
03:52:29
A lubricant.
03:52:31
Fucking absolutely nasty.
03:52:33
Where's my picture? My. On my picture.
03:52:34
I gotta reload the picture because I reloaded the browser.
03:52:36
Oh, my God, every time I gotta do that.
03:52:38
So there's a fun.
03:52:40
I learned it took me a while and I fought it and I got pissed about it.
03:52:43
It's fine. I can just do it on the front end.
03:52:45
I just the fun fact about this
03:52:48
is it's entirely browser based and that's the way he wants to keep it.
03:52:51
I've made suggestions.
03:52:55
Well, I find that motherfucking
03:52:58
bullshit
03:53:00
look like that fucking squirrel video.
03:53:03
Don't don't.
03:53:04
Okay,
03:53:06
I don't know.
03:53:07
It's it's face mesh, slow load. I don't know what the fuck that means.
03:53:10
What else is experimental? One I like?
03:53:12
Yeah, I know, it's chappies. Fuck, yeah.
03:53:14
I took a lot of face tracker, face detection API,
03:53:17
and I detected dog ears and nose is dumb as fuck.
03:53:21
Anonymous people don't know what that means.
03:53:23
It's the fucking.
03:53:25
We have taken over the internet, and we don't want you to know who we are.
03:53:31
Remove, you know, agree. It's not.
03:53:32
You cannot, you cannot kill an idea.
03:53:35
That's what.
03:53:35
That's what the anonymous mask is.
03:53:37
Guy Fawkes.
03:53:40
Oh, but, dude, he he put that shit, and that was that was, Yeah.
03:53:43
You just turned into Guy Fawkes. What? I'm doing.
03:53:46
Okay. It wouldn't load earlier.
03:53:50
Okay, you know what it was?
03:53:51
Wasn't loading in there.
03:53:53
Yeah.
03:53:53
I don't.
03:53:57
I don't know about any of that stuff.
03:53:59
It's still a
03:54:02
yeah.
03:54:02
Yeah, if it fucks, it lags so much.
03:54:04
But if you if that's what you wanted to do and you were the only one talking.
03:54:08
Yeah. Like if you wanted to. Yeah.
03:54:10
If you really want to do stuff like that,
03:54:12
you're better off getting like something like OBS.
03:54:14
And then you would run that and then you would come out
03:54:15
instead of your, your camera.
03:54:17
You can run OBS and do whatever you want.
03:54:19
I did like overlay an image, but it doesn't like it, only overlays
03:54:22
it on the entire screen.
03:54:24
Like it's not like it's going to.
03:54:25
I can run the crap out of my face.
03:54:30
Fuck yeah, I can, can I?
03:54:34
I think I might be able to.
03:54:38
Oh, you select the image and then you clear it.
03:54:40
How's the.
03:54:42
We want when we pick Brady again.
03:54:47
Whatever.
03:54:47
Digital in the face, virtual background.
03:54:51
Your atypical horseshit.
03:54:53
Virtual backgrounds.
03:54:55
Come on. Fucking zoom.
03:54:57
Green screen.
03:55:00
Blurred backgrounds.
03:55:02
There's not much of.
03:55:02
Oh, you can change the blur here.
03:55:06
I'm going to try something here. I'm going to see if this is going to work.
03:55:08
I want my chicken to be saying, oh, it is going to work.
03:55:11
Sweet. All right.
03:55:12
I'm going to that I worked I don't know what this is.
03:55:14
I worked on it a little while ago.
03:55:17
You said we need some kind of jingles credits scene for the end.
03:55:21
Of course, I don't have
03:55:22
any music written for it, but I just want to play this while we talk.
03:55:25
If I can find out where to make it highlighted.
03:55:28
Oh, the word highlight.
03:55:29
That's right.
03:55:37
But now I should have already played it.
03:55:38
Where's the fucking word?
03:55:41
There it is.
03:55:49
Yep. I definitely need music for it
03:55:52
to get a good look.
03:55:53
It didn't look too good to get done.
03:55:59
Those people hold on a second.
03:56:04
I didn't see that.
03:56:05
I should have read this first of the.
03:56:07
Rewatch it back when I rewatch it back.
03:56:19
That's cool.
03:56:20
You can special thanks. Me. That's cool.
03:56:22
I got it.
03:56:23
You got credit through the whole thing.
03:56:26
So special thanks.
03:56:27
I still on a special thanks.
03:56:29
I'm not sure you understood this.
03:56:31
Oh, wait. I have to go back now.
03:56:35
There we go.
03:56:35
Go back where?
03:56:36
I'm not sure you understood. When you.
03:56:38
When you watch your back again.
03:56:40
When you watch it back again, you'll understand what the special
03:56:43
thanks was.
03:56:47
Is that.
03:56:48
Oh, I get it.
03:56:48
I think.
03:56:52
I should just be able to change my camera back.
03:56:54
Come on. Fucking Steve.
03:56:58
All right, way to go, Steve.
03:57:00
You know what?
03:57:01
I lost all the sounds from StreamYard.
03:57:04
I didn't put them on
03:57:05
my actual personal soundboard yet, but there's applause
03:57:08
going right now for Steve, because that's the only one I have.
03:57:11
And that's, like, embarrassing.
03:57:15
Yeah, it's.
03:57:15
I mean, it can be funny if you want a smattering, like a joking clap like it.
03:57:19
Yeah.
03:57:19
That's my that's literally I only have it labeled golf clap and slow golf clap.
03:57:25
But I mean, I have serious applause.
03:57:26
I missed it for after the monologue. I feel bad about that.
03:57:29
There was so many mistakes.
03:57:30
But as far as the way I thought this guy was going to go in my nervousness,
03:57:33
it went great and I want to thank everyone.
03:57:35
I want to give a special thanks to draw for his patience and the way he came in
03:57:39
and I want to let everybody watching know
03:57:42
that a half an hour before the show, I said questions.
03:57:45
Any questions?
03:57:47
And I guess what I should have texted first
03:57:49
is I can't tell you everything, so just try to do it and then let me know.
03:57:52
Yeah, okay.
03:57:54
It's like questions and it's like, how long do you have? You know.
03:57:58
Yeah.
03:57:58
No, I can I can add as much time as questions.
03:58:01
I had too many questions.
03:58:02
But then once I clicked, I was like, oh, this is pretty laid out.
03:58:05
Well, other than I just made the mistake of not seeing that one thing, but,
03:58:08
you said about, Yeah.
03:58:10
I have to go now. Good. Continue.
03:58:12
My my main.
03:58:14
This is all like the skeleton shit in the back end.
03:58:17
So, like, this is there's going to be a front end, and I'm trying to rebuild.
03:58:20
That looks just like StreamYard.
03:58:21
Always when we push a button and it's going to look on like drag stuff.
03:58:24
But right now.
03:58:25
So here's another thing to that.
03:58:27
If you want to move us, if are you are you in the, director view?
03:58:31
Like can you see little boxes or do you see with the show?
03:58:34
Yeah, but I got a quarter screen on one monitor.
03:58:37
I wasn't sure how to, like, line everything up
03:58:39
and keep everything or I wasn't sure what I needed.
03:58:40
So I wanted all four of those links.
03:58:43
So Google my main screen here, Google Chrome.
03:58:47
You can.
03:58:47
I actually dragged I dragged them all into the same window
03:58:51
and then Google Chrome just said, okay and let me move it.
03:58:53
It was amazing.
03:58:54
I'm not I never saw that before, but it it was pretty awesome.
03:58:58
Like there like sidebars and shit.
03:58:59
And I can drag the I can change the sizes of everything.
03:59:02
But anyways, if you want to move us, it just says mix order
03:59:07
under your or whoever, like where are you?
03:59:11
So mix order.
03:59:13
I don't see a mix order for you.
03:59:17
Oh, because I have to open no mixer settings,
03:59:20
switch mode, invite settings.
03:59:26
I God no not size.
03:59:27
I have,
03:59:30
I had the same.
03:59:33
Oh, there it is. It's under additional controls.
03:59:35
Do you have that?
03:59:36
I don't know, I have additional controls.
03:59:38
And this is in some other settings.
03:59:41
What do you see.
03:59:42
Do you see the director slot slot three. Co-Director.
03:59:44
That's you.
03:59:45
You can tell by the ID well so you might not see the squares.
03:59:49
One. Are you on two?
03:59:50
Yeah. Director three. All right.
03:59:52
Record mutants scenes highlight.
03:59:57
Yeah, yeah.
03:59:58
So keep going down.
03:59:59
You see scene options like opens and closes, then you see additional options.
04:00:02
Options? It opens and closes at the scene.
04:00:05
One highlight.
04:00:06
No, no, keep going down. Go to your settings.
04:00:09
Keep going at go I can I just do this.
04:00:13
No don't. No.
04:00:14
That's the screen that's sharing.
04:00:17
Yeah.
04:00:18
But it's usually blocks
04:00:20
I could share. Mine too.
04:00:21
But that's so self screens.
04:00:25
Recording the screen.
04:00:27
So record muting scenes.
04:00:30
Highlight add to one scene audio settings video settings.
04:00:35
And then below that it's one larger bar that says copy solo view link.
04:00:40
And then underneath that it says this is you, a co-directors.
04:00:44
You are.
04:00:45
Oh yeah, I'm a co-director too. Yeah.
04:00:46
So we should be seeing the same fucking things.
04:00:49
I didn't realize I was performing here.
04:00:50
And this is you, a co-director.
04:00:52
You are also a performer?
04:00:54
Well, because a lot of times the producer's not a performer.
04:00:56
So you can just hit the. I'm gonna hit the hang up button.
04:00:58
It's weird to hit the hang up button. It sounds like I'm going to end the whole.
04:01:03
Why would you do that?
04:01:05
Sorry, I can do this. Then
04:01:07
you had to go.
04:01:07
This is Brady right now.
04:01:13
Well, let's go here.
04:01:15
Coochie, you look like you've got something to say, do you? Yes.
04:01:20
Certainly.
04:01:21
Do I have to go now?
04:01:24
My planet needs me.
04:01:29
Wow. Poochie
04:01:30
came from another planet, I guess.
04:01:34
Hey, that wasn't supposed to happen.
04:01:36
Those things double crossed me.
04:01:40
I yeah, I was, I wasn't.
04:01:43
Are you able to hear me now?
04:01:45
I can now.
04:01:46
Yeah.
04:01:46
Well, because when I did the credits thing, I didn't come back, right?
04:01:50
I was it was all weird.
04:01:52
It was weird thing I now I'm in slot two because I left and came back.
04:01:56
I should be slot four, which is really five.
04:01:59
Wow. See, the numbers are wrong, but really matter does which slot us.
04:02:03
So the slot let's let's matter.
04:02:04
Because then if we can I can select these and we can be our own.
04:02:09
Which one is you?
04:02:10
Would me
04:02:12
speaking of slots, it's really it's it's really.
04:02:13
It's. I'm sorry.
04:02:14
What I got, I mentioned, was it's, love after lockup.
04:02:18
It's it's been a long haul.
04:02:20
I'm trying to get through all of them, and it's a fun show to watch, but,
04:02:23
the one chick she's, married to, it's a white chick, and she's
04:02:28
in a cage.
04:02:29
Whatever.
04:02:29
To a black dude who's coming out of prison and, that's hot.
04:02:34
And, And her name is Hope.
04:02:39
But we kept hearing how.
04:02:42
Because there
04:02:42
I forget from afar where they're from, but they've got so southern accent.
04:02:46
There's some twang there, but it's like, not fully.
04:02:47
They're noticeable, but it's like there's something there.
04:02:50
The whole hope.
04:02:51
And we just we we thought the dude kept just calling her ho like.
04:02:55
And so in the family was the whole your
04:02:58
the family was calling her ho and we were like, oh I guess that.
04:03:02
And she's cool with it.
04:03:03
And we're just like, okay, I guess it'd be.
04:03:04
Yeah, that makes sense. Like, we didn't really overly question it.
04:03:07
We just kind of looked at the situation and went, yeah, I don't know that.
04:03:10
Yeah, I guess I kind of make sense.
04:03:11
She must be the then the captions were on and it said hope.
04:03:15
And we were like, oh shit, this is like three episodes into like
04:03:20
looking at ho and going, oh yeah, tell like they just all call her ho.
04:03:23
That's weird, I guess. Oh yeah. Makes sense.
04:03:26
It fits the bill.
04:03:27
I look at her and I go, yeah, it's yeah, yeah.
04:03:31
And he's getting out of prison and it's like, yeah, I could see that
04:03:34
he would call and I could see she to be called that. I,
04:03:39
he just added another day to the auction.
04:03:43
Or am I wrong?
04:03:43
When we started watching it, it said 15 hours left in it one day, 15 hours.
04:03:47
Oh. It did say one to.
04:03:49
I didn't see the one day I thought it was five.
04:03:50
I'm like, all right, well yeah. Well you're under.
04:03:53
No, no no I mean you can you choose your on the days that sometimes I used to wait
04:03:58
like because I would want it to and it's like oh
04:04:03
yeah. Yeah.
04:04:05
And be able to bid on it and then typically like around
04:04:07
the weekends like have it finish around the weekends.
04:04:09
So like people are like available. And you know,
04:04:13
my friend's mother is a sniper.
04:04:17
She's a sniper not an actual sniper.
04:04:20
Oh okay.
04:04:21
And she uses software to like, wait till the last second
04:04:25
to get the best price, but outbid everyone by just like the smallest amount.
04:04:30
Yeah.
04:04:30
How is that the legal?
04:04:33
Yeah.
04:04:34
What do you mean? Sure.
04:04:37
What do you mean?
04:04:38
She just sits there and tries to snag stuff?
04:04:39
I mean, typically, like, the software does it all.
04:04:41
You pay, you pay a little extra for the software.
04:04:43
You tell it what you want, you give it a range of price and you say,
04:04:46
you know, get it and it just does it for you.
04:04:51
As long, you know, I know, but I wasn't going to give you
04:04:53
I want to look at the product.
04:04:54
I want to see what well, I want to use.
04:04:57
No, no, you still get to look at it. You select, you're like, yes, do it.
04:05:00
And then you set the margin there and it's nice what it
04:05:04
what it helps you doing is that you pay the least amount more you need to,
04:05:08
because that's the hardest thing is when there's five minutes left to go,
04:05:11
you're like, well, what do I bid?
04:05:12
Do I bid 200 more? Do I bid $0.02 more?
04:05:14
You know, I don't want to fucking overpay by 200 bucks, but I want to win.
04:05:17
That's the whole point.
04:05:18
That's why people make money on eBay.
04:05:20
This thing eliminates all that bullshit, Snipes.
04:05:23
The last second.
04:05:25
I'm staring at this fucking bag, so I like that bag.
04:05:28
That's the scariest part is you want the bag, don't you?
04:05:31
We're. We're not making fun. What about 20 bucks?
04:05:33
You think he'd bite on 20 bucks?
04:05:34
Having, like, a $5.05? It's an insult.
04:05:37
Like what about 20 bucks?
04:05:38
50? Like, what if he would?
04:05:40
What if he goes? Yeah, you know what? Fuck, yeah.
04:05:42
So I would suggest that he's trying to get your credit information,
04:05:44
but that's through a eBay you don't see there.
04:05:47
Yeah, eBay sees it now.
04:05:48
So you like to run shit through eBay?
04:05:51
I don't know what he does.
04:05:52
You have marketplace, all that shit
04:05:55
I like. He doesn't.
04:05:56
He doesn't have a reserve like me.
04:05:58
I don't like to meet my people face to face to, like, grab my.
04:06:01
Oh, he's in Georgia.
04:06:02
I didn't see that. He's in Snellville, Georgia.
04:06:05
Yeah, I
04:06:05
didn't I did want to ask him, like about the commute.
04:06:09
Yeah.
04:06:10
Do test keep going for next week and try to test him.
04:06:13
Maybe while he may watch us and already hit us, I don't know.
04:06:16
What did you tell him?
04:06:17
Does he have any way. Yeah. Yeah, I was honest.
04:06:19
I said, yeah, it's the 10 p.m.
04:06:20
Monday.
04:06:21
Is are you
04:06:21
are you available to come on and talk to us or on a phone call or talk to us
04:06:25
and he said, I'm not, you know.
04:06:26
But he goes on, man, Robbie,
04:06:29
if you're real.
04:06:32
You got to come on.
04:06:33
I got to do is call.
04:06:34
No, no, five, eight, seven.
04:06:36
What is an notarization like?
04:06:38
Why doesn't he have the notary
04:06:42
like why doesn't have a picture that wouldn't have you something.
04:06:45
So when you say notary, that just means they,
04:06:47
they witnessed you signing something, right?
04:06:50
But it a notary.
04:06:51
No no, no,
04:06:51
it's usually
04:06:52
there's like some type of statement like, something that you can present,
04:06:55
you know, document
04:06:57
a certificate of authenticity.
04:06:58
All right, so I guess, yeah, I don't know,
04:07:02
but how who in their right mind.
04:07:04
So you're going to, you're going to lose your reputation
04:07:05
if you fucking sign a certificate of authentication with from this
04:07:09
from what we know so legitimately what it is.
04:07:12
If he scooped er in this bag at the event, I,
04:07:15
I would like to think that you would have to push all the air out of the
04:07:17
out of the bag first
04:07:19
open the bag up, then zip, zip.
04:07:22
Lock it right.
04:07:23
You can't like blow your breath mouth breath in there.
04:07:26
You got to like
04:07:27
I love that you love wrestling enough that you were finding ways to believe this.
04:07:31
So I would like to think that he was driving home and went, man, you know,
04:07:34
it would be cool if we grab some air from that place.
04:07:36
Oh, you know what?
04:07:37
I got a sandwich bag left over from lunch three days ago.
04:07:39
I don't know, it doesn't. It's not going to seal.
04:07:41
Did you hear, mom?
04:07:45
If he.
04:07:45
What if he were uses an old one?
04:07:47
Yeah, it was in the.
04:07:48
It was in the video.
04:07:50
Mom was like you could just use sandwich bags, you know, because it's
04:07:52
all they had left at the store.
04:07:54
And he's like, no, it's not going to seal. It's going to leak out.
04:07:56
He was a sandwich bag. Kidding me.
04:07:59
Well, you know what?
04:08:00
From the videos that he obviously sent us, it seems more like
04:08:05
I don't think he uses sandwich bags at all.
04:08:07
I think he uses freezer bag.
04:08:08
No, no such thing.
04:08:09
The amount of food in there.
04:08:12
So he would definitely.
04:08:12
It's very likely
04:08:13
he would have this giant bag in his fucking big fucking face or whatever.
04:08:16
But you're getting it got confiscated at the fryer.
04:08:19
Where did you watch or. No, I got a friend confiscated the five.
04:08:21
You're not allowed to bags
04:08:22
and you're allowed large championship belts and obnoxious get up.
04:08:26
But you can't bring a plastic bag.
04:08:28
Yeah, I don't this. They have them inside.
04:08:31
Seems backwards.
04:08:32
Because, like the last time I went to a stadium, they insisted
04:08:36
that all the women had.
04:08:37
Everything was clear.
04:08:38
The bags.
04:08:41
That poor guy, I think.
04:08:42
I think they just didn't want him.
04:08:43
I think, I think.
04:08:47
They can sell.
04:08:48
They're like, this is suspicious.
04:08:50
And then he wanted to take
04:08:53
there were a bunch of activists that literally in their underwear,
04:08:56
underwear, wore clear plastic clothes when they went to the stadium
04:08:59
to protest the whole clear bags and Fourth Amendment, or lack thereof.
04:09:04
There is no such thing as the Fourth Amendment.
04:09:05
I think we sold out some of the amendments, and after,
04:09:10
911, the Patriot Act or whatever they call it now,
04:09:15
they seem to circumvent.
04:09:19
So he put on the drink one beer, but didn't switch it back.
04:09:22
That's right. We'll get the hang of it.
04:09:27
So what's your
04:09:27
point? Oh.
04:09:38
I'm said, be right back.
04:09:42
Is coming back. Oh.
04:09:47
Can we get a tie up?
04:09:49
Yeah.
04:09:50
So had a couple of wonderful.
04:09:58
Can we got my. Is.
04:10:04
I, oh. Oh.
04:10:10
Can we get my tire.
04:10:12
So Oh.
04:10:14
So my oh
04:10:19
oh can we get much higher.
04:10:22
So how.
04:10:24
Oh, I'm so happy.
04:10:26
Oh. All right.
04:10:27
So yeah we're going to I'm going to roll this out.
04:10:30
Can we get Johnson's last match.
04:10:32
And then we're going to go over
04:10:33
on the premium for that and see if that works.
04:10:37
Oh, and then,
04:10:41
can we get much higher?
04:10:43
Oh, that's not right.
04:10:44
So 0000.
04:10:57
Seal saves and straight from the last bell.
04:11:01
This is Cena's last match here.
04:11:05
Yahova is right here.
04:11:06
Come on. I see it's in the up somewhere.
04:11:10
I need it ready to scan.
04:11:11
You guys have to subscribe right there.
04:11:13
That little button there.
04:11:14
It says.
04:11:16
Don't you lose those Cena tickets.
04:11:18
I'm serious.
04:11:19
You got any Ziploc bags?
04:11:21
Says Rumble Premium right there.
04:11:23
That's for.
04:11:24
Was last week on that for the rest of the show.
04:11:26
Ziploc bags? Nope. We're out. We need Ziploc bags.
04:11:28
We've seen this last match. We're here at the store right now. Now.
04:11:30
Oh. You're crawling. We're going to miss everything.
04:11:32
Going five over sweet. Five over. Feels like reverse.
04:11:34
You'll get your bags, the stores right ahead.
04:11:36
If they're sold out, that's championship. They're gone forever.
04:11:38
It's just plastic bags, honey. They'll still be there.
04:11:40
Just money in bag for him.
04:11:42
Wait, what? Where are they? Just sandwich bags.
04:11:44
Maybe those who work, honey, they look the same.
04:11:46
No, mom, these don't feel like the air with. Look right out air.
04:11:48
From what? It's just a wrestling match. You don't need to catch it.
04:11:51
It's not just air. Don't see this last match here?
04:11:53
I waited all week to catch the last match. Yeah.
04:11:54
You don't have a single box? Not one.
04:11:56
How am I supposed to feel this breeze when the next bell rings?
04:11:58
But you know what? I'm not giving up. Just you to never give up on me.
04:12:01
Give me the keys.
04:12:02
I'm dry for hitting another store right now.
04:12:03
$5 still feels like reverse. I'm driving.
04:12:05
From now on, you get your license renewed first.
04:12:07
I will, but right now, before the final bell. Not after that.
04:12:10
There's only fresh ones.
04:12:11
Mom, seriously, why don't you let us run out of bags?
04:12:13
We should have a whole box. I'm waiting.
04:12:14
I need the good ones. Gallon double zipper for tonight.
04:12:16
It's John Cena's last match ever. I'm going to catch the air.
04:12:18
I don't have time for this.
04:12:19
Tell me we were out. I just know, man, this is important.
04:12:21
We gotta hurry up. Buckle up. Mom, we are not missing.
04:12:24
Just drive normal, please. Oh. Doesn't get us in the building.
04:12:26
Not tonight. Move the Corolla. I got this with witness.
04:12:29
You don't have to yell at people. I should know better.
04:12:31
This is the last time we're going to get us arrested.
04:12:34
You gave 20 years night.
04:12:35
I'm capping the finale. People.
04:12:38
Those seats. You grabbed her up in the rafters.
04:12:39
I can't sniff a single breath of history from there.
04:12:41
I mean, floor, maybe front row. They're perfectly good seats.
04:12:44
These seats you bought are, like, three miles from the ring.
04:12:46
I'm not catching a single whiff of history back there.
04:12:48
For, if we're lucky, we got in at all. No, no. List them.
04:12:50
Put them on right now. I mean, for me. Front row.
04:12:53
I got to snag that retirement air. Fresh Prince.
04:12:54
You know how expensive those are with the back and pay you back double.
04:12:57
See, mom,
04:12:58
I told you, if you sold your ticket to mine,
04:13:00
I can stay closer to get better air to catch.
04:13:01
Now just wait. Here I go.
04:13:03
Catch the most magnificent wrestling in the last 25 years.
04:13:06
Wonder what's in the bag? It's the catch.
04:13:07
The last match, Anderson.
04:13:08
This bottle itself can't take empty plastic bags inside.
04:13:11
It's empty. How many fill this thing? About two hours.
04:13:13
Take empty plastic bags inside. Policy.
04:13:15
Come on, man, it's for the farewell breeze.
04:13:16
One Ziploc. That's all I give.
04:13:29
Like the little one came back on fire.
04:13:31
Like a fucking Manson road flare.
04:13:33
History going to catch the last match here.
04:13:36
I don't know if that was supposed to happen a little forever. Did.
04:13:39
This one feels flimsy.
04:13:40
Can't risk the leak. Not tonight. Excuse me.
04:13:43
Fans. Cork.
04:13:44
Anyway. Anything?
04:13:44
Sorry, we just lost my parents.
04:13:46
Got a bag of principal.
04:13:48
Come on. John Cena says never give up on this one.
04:13:50
Nothing useless.
04:13:51
Lacuna at the main event.
04:13:52
I need a Ziploc right now.
04:13:55
I already own this one.
04:13:57
Can't hold it next year for the hunt.
04:13:59
Yes, in fact. Field. Look at that beauty. Absolutely.
04:14:02
When the pyro hits, this thing's going to stick to history.
04:14:04
Don't thank me when it's all clear. Here I come.
04:14:10
On Peacock,
04:14:12
I don't know.
04:14:20
He can't.
04:14:33
Get away from me!
04:14:44
Baby!
04:14:45
Yes, he is here.
04:14:47
Oh, yes. You.
04:14:48
Let's let's let's hear it. There.
04:14:50
See? It's in there.
04:14:52
You really gotta put it on eBay?
04:14:53
Yup. 1700.
04:14:55
But now 1708 history.
04:14:57
Oh. You're disgusting. Do you take the whole row?
04:15:00
I don't care, I got the bag ready to play.
04:15:04
Let's go. See here.
04:15:06
Kevin, don't forget to subscribe.
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Join Rumble Premium right there, baby.
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For free.
04:15:13
We're going to have a little bit of Rumble Premium that they're not sure for.
04:15:16
What would that.
04:15:17
So maybe a little watch. Anything.
04:15:20
Yeah. Why do this then.
04:15:21
What's your favorite new Amazon zip lock?
04:15:25
Nobody knew it due to Japan genius that we're going to that somewhere else.
04:15:31
Air force air from the chance.
04:15:33
Farewell, genius.
04:15:34
That's where the new sense of fun watch
04:15:37
Django Unchained.
04:15:40
That gets a bad air from the chest.
04:15:43
Farewell, princess. Leave her alone, bro.
04:15:45
You get this and she'll tell me to the face. What?
04:15:48
What's this process?
04:15:49
You need to come with us. Complaints about you bothering people.
04:15:51
You got complaints? You need to know the people shoving that bag in their face.
04:15:54
Memorabilia, history.
04:15:55
Oh, that's nice breeze sealing everything. Whether it's air or gold.
04:15:57
Doesn't matter. You're disturbing guessing you're done for the night.
04:16:00
You can't prove I not what this is about.
04:16:01
Let's move on. Please, guys. Come on.
04:16:04
The name in the bag.
04:16:05
Air championship night air.
04:16:07
Priceless. It's just. It's not just air.
04:16:09
It's the last breath of that main event.
04:16:10
Y'all wouldn't understand nothing, bro.
04:16:12
Yeah, and you're carrying a cup of flat soda.
04:16:14
This is their chant.
04:16:15
Main event atmosphere. Final breath of greatness right here.
04:16:20
Back.
04:16:20
You can see the breeze. Still see your mama?
04:16:22
We are out. People on the occupation.
04:16:24
Draw eyes on the road, please.
04:16:26
What?
04:16:26
Your certified money in the bag, brother.
04:16:28
I'll put this baby on eBay. The title slowed.
04:16:31
Last measure. Unit farewell. Breeze.
04:16:32
Price 1700 now and.
04:16:47
This is my.
04:16:51
All right.
04:16:51
Hopefully some people subscribed to Rumble Premium. Me
04:16:58
and we'll see you over there
04:17:00
on that.
04:17:07
Race on a far, far.
04:17:26
Right.
04:17:26
Yeah. Now. Premium exclusive.